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Wedsday Overnite Open Tread (4/19/1 Off A Tad Edithion Addition

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Quotes of The Day

Quote I

“Ideas have a ‘time’ and with changing times and changing understanding, even documents like the Constitution need to be amended to reflect the needs of the time. When the constitution was written, survival on the frontier depended on the ability to hunt and defend from harm and guns were important to that basic survival. We no longer live in this kind of environment and so the time has come to change the rules. Just as the time had not come for women to vote, and black Americans were slaves, changing times call for changing laws.” – Holly Gordon


Quote II

For the next six months, Al Gore is going to smear you as the enemy. He will slander you as gun-toting, knuckle-dragging, bloodthirsty maniacs who stand in the way of a safer America. Will you remain silent? I will not remain silent. If we are going to stop this, then it is vital to every law-abiding gun owner in America to register to vote and show up at the polls on Election Day.

So, as we set out this year to defeat the divisive forces that would take freedom away, I want to say those fighting words for everyone within the sound of my voice to hear and to heed, and especially for you, Mr. Gore: 'From my cold, dead hands!'Charlton Heston


Yes, Ms Gordon you can take my guns away from my cold, dead hands.


Quote III

As long as there are guns, the individual that wants a gun for a crime is going to have one and going to get it. The only person who’s going to be penalized and have difficulty is the law-abiding citizen, who then cannot have [it] if he wants protection -- the protection of a weapon in his home.Ronald Reagan

Perhaps the dumb bitch the author should study up on why the 2nd Amendment was added to the Constitution.

*****

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Finding the craft beer capital of America. Do I hear the cry of "Road Trip"?

*****

Run 'Ettes, Run. Run like the wind. A new Big Ass giant species of spider is discovered.


Tiny, dainty spiders no bigger than a Tic-Tac probably won’t send your blood pressure rising. But the 4-inch-long, red-fanged Sierra Cacachilas wandering spider (Califorctenus cacachilensis), recently named by researchers at the San Diego Natural History Museum and Mexico's Centro de Investigaciones Biológicas del Noroeste, is another story.

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No use crying over spilled milk. Says no insurance adjuster ever.

An overturned tanker on a stretch of interstate in Michigan spilled its load of milk all over the highway, with no Cheerios to be found.

The St. Clair County Sheriff's Office said the incident began about 9:30 a.m. Monday in Port Huron Township when a 2004 Nissan SUV ran out of gas while traveling in Interstate 94 and ended up stopped in the right lane of the highway.

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In the age of 24/7 sports, in the age of political correctness, in the age of SJW Babe Ruth, today's star or bum?

Would the Legendary Babe Ruth Still Be a Star if He Played Today?

Award-winning sportswriter Jane Leavy says the Bambino would be as big a personality as he was in his own time


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The ONT Musical Interlude



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April 19, 1980, 32 year old English singer Brian Johnson joined Australian group AC/DC, replacing Bon Scott who had died after a drinks binge in February 1980. Johnson's first band was the Gobi Desert Canoe Club. He was also in a band called Fresh. From 1970, Johnson played with cabaret/club band The Jasper Hart Band, performing songs from the musical Hair. He and other members of the band went on to form Geordie. via thisdayinmusic.com


The ONT's preference? Bon Scott.

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Do you listen to the Bob & Tom Radio program? If not this was discussed earlier this week. Botox for the scrotum. Older news, not sure how it was missed.

Originally used to smooth out frown-lines and crow’s feet, it was never going to be long before Botox was taken to other parts of the body.

And whilst usually associated with the frozen faces of women, it’s now men getting in on the Botox action - but not just for their faces.

Men are now having Botox - the neurotoxin drug that temporarily paralyses muscles - injected into their scrota.

We are doomed, aren't we?


*****


Speaking of scrotums, it appears the administration at American University doesn't have any balls. Fund raiser for vets canceled. We can't have any cultural appropriation taking place.

A fraternity at American University has had to cancel a fundraising event for veterans because administrators were worried that the name could be seen as “appropriating culture.”

The name chosen for the event, “Bad(minton) and Boujee,” is a play on the popular rap song “Bad and Boujee” by Migos, which organizers hoped would spur interest in the fundraiser.

”We do not see how a single word which loosely translates to 'high class' should disqualify our entire event.”

Rocco Cimino, the president of Sigma Alpha Mu, Delta Beta, said the frat was simply trying to think of a catchy and engaging name for a badminton fundraiser, given that the sport is “not exactly the most exciting thing in the world.”


*****


Whatever happened to, will you be punctual? Will you work hard for your check? Why are you the best candidate? What can you bring to the company? 12 off the wall job interview questions.


Who new? Dead stuff goes into househeld products.


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Sin City, Glitter Gulch, Living up to its name. Las Vegas enters the vending machine business with Needle Vending Machines.

Each package will include alcohol wipes, a disposal container and condoms in addition to clean needles. Unlike most vending machines, the contents will be free but require users to register a swipe card with their birthday and the first two letters of their first and last name to monitor the number of kits per user. There will also be a kiosk to dispose of dirty needles.

A serious question: To prevent accidental overdoses, why not hand out perfectly measured and quality controlled baggies of dope? If dirty needles kill so does adulterated street cut drugs.

*****


Is Mike Huckabee funny or just a jackass? I don't care how bad your cable service is, it isn't better than having the JEF as president.

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Our friends to the North are starting to have problems with drunk drivers. Nothing like driving a Zamboni under the influence, eh.
Yeah, it's old news. But, still funny.

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Submitted by our Moron friend, Hrothgar.

This is a fairly long video, but you don't need to watch much to see the essence of it. I enjoyed it more by thinking that the workers were Ivy League SJW types who kept looking for the safe space and the on-site OSHA office.

*****


Not quite Scooby Doo and the Mystery Machine. Genius Award Winners. Plural.

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Dance like no one is watching you. Today's Feel Good Story of The Day.

A retired Marine is our bonus Feel Good Story of The Day.

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Death & Stupidity. And probably Bull Shit.

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Notice: Posted with permission by AceCorp, LLC. Had this been a reel ONT you would have been asked two pay.




Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 10:02 PM




Comments

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1 Complete Game Shutout for the "W".

*Plants Flag*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 19, 2017 09:53 PM (6gk0M)

2
Today's Neutral Evenhanded Fair-Minded 100% Unbiased Headlines:

Donald Trump Is the Savior Democrats Need

Putin ordered, Trump delivered - Russian think tank drew up plan for 2016 election

Dairy industry warns ICE raids on farms could skyrocket milk to $8 a gallon

Team Trump still unclear on marijuana policy, possibly because Jared Kushner hasn't decided yet

Who Is This "Shitposting" Tech Bro That Gave Trump $100,000 For His Inauguration?

Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at April 19, 2017 09:54 PM (6sBpp)

3 Lifts leg and pees on flag and wanders into the back yard.

Posted by: Rin Tin Tin at April 19, 2017 09:55 PM (LrEX5)

4 Hi-ho, Hi-ho..

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 19, 2017 09:55 PM (w+Jhj)

5 Top 5

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 19, 2017 09:56 PM (89T5c)

6 Woot...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 19, 2017 09:56 PM (kP16F)

7 Shit, Bill O's been fired and Megyn quit.

Who am I going to rely on now for makeup tips??!?

Posted by: Shep Smith at April 19, 2017 09:56 PM (qazQh)

8 "Lifts leg and pees on flag and wanders into the back yard."
-Posted by: Rin Tin Tin at April 19, 2017 09:55 PM (LrEX5)

C'Mere, Old Yeller. C'mon, boy!

*tears-up a little*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 19, 2017 09:57 PM (6gk0M)

9 NINE!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 19, 2017 09:57 PM (6gk0M)

10 Uh MisHum to pick a nit, shouldn't there be an 'n' in Wednesday in the title?

Sorry, I am writing and those kinds of things jump out at me more than any old wolf spider...

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2017 09:57 PM (uJ/du)

11 I read the content.

*hangs head in ONT shame*

Posted by: filbert at April 19, 2017 09:58 PM (s5o+q)

12 Cold, dead hands.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 19, 2017 09:59 PM (tHwdc)

13 -Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2017 09:57 PM (uJ/du)

...and an "e". But I'm a Pedant.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 19, 2017 09:59 PM (6gk0M)

14 Top 20.......I'm good with that

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 19, 2017 09:59 PM (mMeIQ)

15 Update for ONT - Angel and Angel-Clan said 'yes.' Angel-mom wept, aunts made noises like a chorus of cats being strangled, and the Colonel laughed and slapped me on the shoulder. Rons, put some polish on your assless chaps; 'ettes, dig out your corsets and sluttiest heels - we're having a wedding.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 09:59 PM (Hq7zu)

16 Off to watch "Brockmire".

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 19, 2017 10:00 PM (6gk0M)

17 Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2017 09:57 PM (uJ/du)


Methods. Madness. It's me

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 19, 2017 10:00 PM (voOPb)

18 Bon Scott FTW. Not even close.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 19, 2017 10:00 PM (89T5c)

19
Perhaps the dumb bitch should study up on why the 2nd Amendment was added to the Constitution.

Venezuela

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2017 10:00 PM (IqV8l)

20 And I thought today was Tuesday all day. And yesterday was Monday. I need this drama and stress in my life to end and be final.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 19, 2017 10:00 PM (2qHjF)

21 it's purely Common Sense.

Posted by: booknlass at April 19, 2017 10:00 PM (8mO0Q)

22 Botox for the scrotum.

Any 'rons out there concerned about wrinkles?



Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 19, 2017 10:01 PM (tHwdc)

23 The craft beer scores on those charts are inversely-proportional to the appeal of living in states with high crime, crap weather, and Democrat rulers...

Kinda like folks make craft beers because life sucks where they live.

Posted by: setnaffa at April 19, 2017 10:01 PM (Ba8Wz)

24
15 Update for ONT - Angel and Angel-Clan said 'yes.' Angel-mom wept, aunts made noises like a chorus of cats being strangled, and the Colonel laughed and slapped me on the shoulder. Rons, put some polish on your assless chaps; 'ettes, dig out your corsets and sluttiest heels - we're having a wedding.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 09:59 PM (Hq7zu)

Bridesmaids?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 19, 2017 10:02 PM (2qHjF)

25 The Gramscian March and the Suiciding of the West

The term "suicided" refers to a homicide that appears to be, or at least is ruled to be, a suicide. One of the tropes of the Left is that Western Civilization, be it Capitalism, the Patriarchy, or White supremacy, will inately eat itself, and thus, in a sociatal way, commit suicide.

http://politicalhat.com/?p=13228

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 19, 2017 10:02 PM (vBeA5)

26 What kind of weirdo has his scrotum botoxed? I saw this is made up or only gay guys are doing this.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 19, 2017 10:02 PM (u8Ywb)

27 Objection - Santa Rosa isn't a city. It's a big town. Does it have a big four pro sports team? Didn't think so.

Posted by: josephistan at April 19, 2017 10:02 PM (ANIFC)

28 Mis Hum, heh.

Well me meander off to the laptop and perhaps I'll reach the end of the first draft tonight. Unless I let something happen then it will get complicated again.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2017 10:03 PM (uJ/du)

29 26,

I say, not I saw.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 19, 2017 10:03 PM (u8Ywb)

30 Congratulations, Palpatine!

Posted by: Erik the Lurker, Deplorable Barbarian at April 19, 2017 10:03 PM (q1+kD)

31 Congrats, Palpatine!

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 19, 2017 10:03 PM (bZ7mE)

32 24. Heh....already have one 'niece' she wants there for the ceremony. She's got sisters, but she could always use some back-up. Bring on Teh Ettes....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 10:03 PM (Hq7zu)

33 15 Update for ONT - Angel and Angel-Clan said 'yes.' Angel-mom wept, aunts made noises like a chorus of cats being strangled, and the Colonel laughed and slapped me on the shoulder. Rons, put some polish on your assless chaps; 'ettes, dig out your corsets and sluttiest heels - we're having a wedding.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 09:59 PM (Hq7zu)

Mazel tov!

Posted by: josephistan at April 19, 2017 10:03 PM (ANIFC)

34
22 Botox for the scrotum.

Any 'rons out there concerned about wrinkles?



Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 19, 2017 10:01 PM (tHwdc)

Heh. No it's dry, chapped, cracked and split in 6 different places. Botox won't help this issue.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 19, 2017 10:04 PM (2qHjF)

35 Botox for the scrotum.

Any 'rons out there concerned about wrinkles?



Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 19, 2017 10:01 PM (tHwdc)

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By Request, I have Manscaped. Outside of that, can't do much about the skin.

Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at April 19, 2017 10:05 PM (29UKC)

36 Update for ONT - Angel and Angel-Clan said 'yes.'
Angel-mom wept, aunts made noises like a chorus of cats being strangled,
and the Colonel laughed and slapped me on the shoulder. Rons, put some
polish on your assless chaps; 'ettes, dig out your corsets and sluttiest
heels - we're having a wedding.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan!
No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 09:59 PM (Hq7zu)


Tears.Of.Joy! for you, Uncle!!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 19, 2017 10:05 PM (tHwdc)

37 Kinda like folks make craft beers because life sucks where they live.

Asheville is pretty nice if you have a decent job and can shrug off the liberal atmosphere. Crime isn't too bad, weather is nice, you see deer and turkey in your backyard.

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 19, 2017 10:06 PM (bZ7mE)

38 Obviously I did not read the content. Off to bed.... I hope.

Night Rons and Ettes.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 19, 2017 10:06 PM (2qHjF)

39 Old Yeller
Rin Tin Tin
Lassie
Buck
Bristle Face

And mom, baseball and apple pie.

Posted by: teej at April 19, 2017 10:07 PM (k2yk7)

40 Do they have botox for truck nuts? That would mean we've achieved peak douchebaggery.

Posted by: josephistan at April 19, 2017 10:07 PM (ANIFC)

41 15 Update for ONT - Angel and Angel-Clan said 'yes.' Angel-mom wept, aunts made noises like a chorus of cats being strangled, and the Colonel laughed and slapped me on the shoulder. Rons, put some polish on your assless chaps; 'ettes, dig out your corsets and sluttiest heels - we're having a wedding.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 09:59 PM (Hq7zu)

That is wonderful news, I'm happy for you.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 19, 2017 10:07 PM (u8Ywb)

42
We are doomed, aren't we?

yes. yes, we are. every day just supplies more evidence...

Mark Zuckerberg confirms Facebook is working on mind-reading technology

Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at April 19, 2017 10:07 PM (6sBpp)

43 I love my angel. She wants my closest 'niece' and the last man who proposed to her there. 'Let them suffer,' she said. 'Let them see what might have been and then go home alone.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 10:07 PM (Hq7zu)

44 That's a pretty amazing Bon Scott video--thanks for that!

Posted by: Crusader at April 19, 2017 10:08 PM (OXPMi)

45 Palp, I hope your first child be a masculine child. I pledge my ever-ending loyalty.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2017 10:08 PM (8nWyX)

46 That baby giraffe is a cutie. I want one.

Posted by: Tuna at April 19, 2017 10:08 PM (jm1YL)

47 What does NOT belong on a traditional English pub's menu?

Kale, but it is at one such... *thud*

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2017 10:08 PM (uJ/du)

48 Posted by: The Political Hat at April 19, 2017 10:02 PM (vBeA5)

I enjoy your site.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 19, 2017 10:09 PM (u8Ywb)

49 A little music for the ONT, and no shashkas. Swearsies.

https://youtu.be/h1UhoGJ2PwA

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 10:09 PM (Hq7zu)

50 Douchebaggery peak is infinite.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2017 10:09 PM (IqV8l)

51 Hey everybody.

Mark Zuckerberg confirms Facebook is working on mind-reading technology

Pfft. Ace already has it up and running here at the ONT.

Horde Men: "sex sex horny sex sex sex"
Horde Women: [still needs fine-tuning]

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 19, 2017 10:09 PM (qazQh)

52 Is "Wedsday" something to do with Uncle Palp?

Posted by: andycanuck at April 19, 2017 10:09 PM (nlbfN)

53 Update for ONT - Angel and Angel-Clan said 'yes.' Angel-mom wept, aunts made noises like a chorus of cats being strangled, and the Colonel laughed and slapped me on the shoulder. Rons, put some polish on your assless chaps; 'ettes, dig out your corsets and sluttiest heels - we're having a wedding.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 09:59 PM (Hq7zu)

Congratulations, Uncle P! May your new married life be long and fruitful.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2017 10:09 PM (0deF2)

54 45 Palp, I hope your first child be a masculine child. I pledge my ever-ending loyalty.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2017 10:08 PM (8nWyX)

Heh. Every friend's wedding that I've said that, their first child was a boy. Every one I didn't , the first child was a girl.

Posted by: josephistan at April 19, 2017 10:09 PM (ANIFC)

55 Kind of impressed with how long the piece of Chinese steel stayed at working heat. I can usually get about a minute of working time at most with the little pieces I forge. Volume really makes a difference in heat retention.

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 19, 2017 10:10 PM (bZ7mE)

56 45. Heh.....we could always count on you, Luca.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 10:10 PM (Hq7zu)

57 44 That's a pretty amazing Bon Scott video--thanks for that!
Posted by: Crusader at April 19, 2017 10:08 PM (OXPMi)

I prefer Bon Scott. Back in black is still a good album.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 19, 2017 10:10 PM (u8Ywb)

58
Beer capital? Something funny going on here...

http://tinyurl.com/jwrowm3

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2017 10:10 PM (OdK9v)

59 'Mark Zuckerberg confirms Facebook is working on mind-reading technology '

Does it work on mindless zombie Facebook users?

Posted by: freaked at April 19, 2017 10:10 PM (BO/km)

60 You keep bringing it MisHum. Nite after Nite!

Posted by: The last page of a book you didn't read at April 19, 2017 10:11 PM (d76uN)

61 We had a beer truck tump over in the bar ditch one time. That beats a milk truck. People were diving for six packs.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 19, 2017 10:11 PM (XHid7)

62 Yay Uncle Palpatine!!!

Posted by: booknlass at April 19, 2017 10:11 PM (8mO0Q)

63 By Request, I have Manscaped. Outside of that, can't do much about the skin.

Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at April 19, 2017 10:05 PM (29UKC)

I kinda like the way the surface crawls when tickled.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 19, 2017 10:12 PM (tHwdc)

64 Scrotox? No freaking way.

Posted by: t-bird at April 19, 2017 10:12 PM (kCDOM)

65 Horde Men: "sex sex horny sex sex sex"
Horde Women: "Shoes, shoes, boots, shoes shoes"

Posted by: freaked at April 19, 2017 10:12 PM (BO/km)

66 Congratulations Palpatine!!!! When's the big day? Venue? Time? In case we happen to miss the invitation in the mail. My postal carrier is always getting things messed up...Not that we're going to crash it or anything.....

Posted by: lindarose at April 19, 2017 10:12 PM (JNDQi)

67 The video reminds me of life. I'm the metal block. No matter which way I'm moved...BOOM.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2017 10:12 PM (0mRoj)

68 This may be all I'll get in tonight, so I'll try to make it good:


Hello.

Posted by: mindful webworker - more or less but mostly more at April 19, 2017 10:13 PM (hGZJP)

69 55. Hey, now!a bladesmith? What'd you charge for a silver-mounted kinzhal? Horn handle and Damascus blade? My Angel needs her own dancing steel.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 10:13 PM (Hq7zu)

70 Ms Gordon is right even if she didn't mean it. If you want to change the right to bear arms it will require a constitutional amendment to do it. Until such time until that pipe dream is accomplished, passing laws to restrict my present constitutional right is fascism.

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 19, 2017 10:13 PM (IDPbH)

71 Posted by: qdpsteve at April 19, 2017 10:09 PM (qazQh)

Hey Steve,

I was sorry you didn't win at Laughlin. You'll get em next time.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 19, 2017 10:13 PM (u8Ywb)

72 Five people who say they were hunting ghosts were arrested on burglary charges after breaking in to the old Sims Middle School...

why are they all wearing supreme court justice robes?

Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at April 19, 2017 10:13 PM (6sBpp)

73

>>>Men are now having Botox - the neurotoxin drug that temporarily paralyses muscles - injected into their scrota.

We are doomed, aren't we?<<<




From my cold, dead balls!

Posted by: Hipster Heston at April 19, 2017 10:15 PM (Od+LM)

74 Cali, thanks!

Next year will be better. I'll have more money and time. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 19, 2017 10:15 PM (qazQh)

75 OMG... got a nice order from my Etsy shop tonight. Just the shot in the arm that I needed. Now.. just say a prayer my very first craft fair goes well this weekend! So excited to see my little business growing. Many thanks to the rons and ettes as well.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 19, 2017 10:15 PM (CNHr1)

76 Congratulations, Uncle Palp!!!!!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 19, 2017 10:15 PM (0jtPF)

77 66. It'll be at least a year. They're still not 100%, nor is she. Gonna be the sorta party where the National Guard and fire departments from at least two counties show up, if all goes to plan.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 10:15 PM (Hq7zu)

78 Who the fuck is Holly Gordon and why should I give a shit what she thinks?

Is she hawt? Can she make a decent sammich? Otherwise, STFU.

Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2017 10:15 PM (sdi6R)

79 What does NOT belong on a traditional English pub's menu?

Kale, but it is at one such... *thud*
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2017 10:08 PM (uJ/du)


Nachos?
Chicken wings?

IDK, those were the two biggest things for English people I've known. It's like... they get that it's pub food, they've just never seen it in a pub.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2017 10:15 PM (8nWyX)

80 Heh. No it's dry, chapped, cracked and split in 6 different places. Botox won't help this issue.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 19, 2017 10:04 PM (2qHjF)

Moisturizing is important.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 19, 2017 10:15 PM (tHwdc)

81 why are they all wearing supreme court justice robes?
And why do they have a minivan and a talking dog?

Posted by: andycanuck at April 19, 2017 10:15 PM (nlbfN)

82 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 09:59 PM (Hq7zu)

Congrats!

Posted by: Farmer at April 19, 2017 10:16 PM (o/90i)

83 'Moisturizing is important'

Try pudding. Couldn't hurt.

Posted by: freaked at April 19, 2017 10:17 PM (BO/km)

84 75 OMG... got a nice order from my Etsy shop tonight. Just the shot in the arm that I needed. Now.. just say a prayer my very first craft fair goes well this weekend! So excited to see my little business growing. Many thanks to the rons and ettes as well.
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 19, 2017 10:15 PM (CNHr1)

You'll knock em dead at the craft fair. Congrats

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 19, 2017 10:18 PM (u8Ywb)

85 Is there anything pudding can't do??

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 19, 2017 10:18 PM (qazQh)

86 Update for ONT - Angel and Angel-Clan said 'yes.' Angel-mom wept, aunts made noises like a chorus of cats being strangled, and the Colonel laughed and slapped me on the shoulder. Rons, put some polish on your assless chaps; 'ettes, dig out your corsets and sluttiest heels - we're having a wedding.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 09:59 PM (Hq7zu)
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Congratulations! You've been very patient, and now it's time to celebrate.

I don't know if I can meet your wardrobe requirements, but I wish you the very best.

Posted by: bluebell at April 19, 2017 10:18 PM (sBOL1)

87
I kinda like the way the surface crawls when tickled.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 19, 2017 10:12 PM (tHwdc

====


This is the reason I agreed to it.

Posted by: Uber Lyft Driver at April 19, 2017 10:18 PM (K7T1G)

88 It'll be at least a year.
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Oh good....plenty of time to get that custom made corset done.......

Posted by: lindarose at April 19, 2017 10:18 PM (JNDQi)

89 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 09:59 PM (Hq7zu)

Uncle Palpitate, we needed you the other night. There was a pic of a young Russian woman in her Sunday best holding an axe. As a guy with 3 full cords of next winter's firewood, I could appreciate the help in warding off the cold winds off Lake Erie. These other Yahoo's thought she was an axe murderer. Talk to us about the hale & hearty young Russian lady's good intentions. (You're Russian or something, right?)

Posted by: F.N.G. at April 19, 2017 10:18 PM (kiSdp)

90 Spiders > Yoko

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2017 10:18 PM (EZebt)

91 Good luck with it all Jewells. Make a mint.

Hogmartin, I think I'll just avoid the pitfall of the menu and have the meet after lunch but before tea. So maybe only pints will be involved.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2017 10:19 PM (uJ/du)

92 75
What do you craft and what is the name of your Etsy shop?

Posted by: Tuna at April 19, 2017 10:19 PM (jm1YL)

93 Thanks CaliGirl. I sure hope so!

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 19, 2017 10:19 PM (CNHr1)

94 15 Update for ONT - Angel and Angel-Clan said 'yes.' Angel-mom wept, aunts made noises like a chorus of cats being strangled, and the Colonel laughed and slapped me on the shoulder. Rons, put some polish on your assless chaps; 'ettes, dig out your corsets and sluttiest heels - we're having a wedding.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 09:59 PM (Hq7zu)



Much congratulations and many blessings to you both.

Posted by: gNewt at April 19, 2017 10:19 PM (cWAlb)

95 What kind of weirdo has his scrotum botoxed? I saw this is made up or only gay guys are doing this.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 19, 2017 10:02 PM (u8Ywb)


It's Bob and Tom. They probably ran out of poop jokes and innuendo about prison rape, and Chick didn't feel like faking a slap-fight.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 19, 2017 10:20 PM (ii4h0)

96 So, Gofundme allows Moldylocks to do a fundraiser to cover medical bills from injuries she got engaging in illegal activity? She's a member of a movement which specializes in committing acts of physical violence.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2017 10:20 PM (oVJmc)

97 What is the best way to deal with an aggressive, dangerous dog?

Posted by: cm9000 at April 19, 2017 10:20 PM (C06tc)

98 Sounds like things are grim for Turkey. Is there any provision in the NATO charter for other NATO members to step in if one member's government falls in a coup? Because this is nothing but a slow-motion coup.

Some entity needs to assassinate Erdogan, and then hunt down and kill every member of his filthy islamist party.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2017 10:21 PM (0deF2)

99 Any of you Morons feel qualified to discuss roofing?

I am in need of some advice.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 19, 2017 10:21 PM (TnUKj)

100 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 09:59 PM (Hq7zu)

Mazel Tov!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2017 10:21 PM (EZebt)

101 You can botox my scrote when you pry it from my cold dead hands.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2017 10:21 PM (qUNWi)

102 Wedsday Overnite Open Tread (4/19/1 Off A Tad Edithion Addition

Was someone a bit tipsy tonight?

Posted by: Beartooth at April 19, 2017 10:21 PM (LrEX5)

103 97.....uh.....the second amendment?

Posted by: lindarose at April 19, 2017 10:21 PM (JNDQi)

104 >>>Sin City, Glitter Gulch, Living up to its name. Las Vegas enters the vending machine business with Needle Vending Machines.<<<




This is just crazy!

Posted by: Japanese Used Panty Vending Machine supplier at April 19, 2017 10:22 PM (Od+LM)

105 What is the best way to deal with an aggressive, dangerous dog?
Posted by: cm9000 at April 19, 2017 10:20 PM (C06tc)


Yours, or someone else's?

Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2017 10:22 PM (8nWyX)

106 When you are dead, you don't know that you are dead. It is difficult only for the others.

It is the same when you are stupid.


It is the same when you smell like last week's garbage.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 19, 2017 10:22 PM (zc3Db)

107 Tina.. just click on my name it takes you to my shop. I make beaded jewelry, mostly charm bracelets and earrings but am expanding and learning new things all the time. Learning to work with leather right now. lol.. let the jokes commence.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 19, 2017 10:23 PM (CNHr1)

108
Q: who cancelled Coulter at Berkeley?
A: probably someone wearing a pussy hat

Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at April 19, 2017 10:23 PM (6sBpp)

109 Any of you Morons feel qualified to discuss roofing?

I am in need of some advice.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 19, 2017 10:21 PM (TnUKj)

Jim in Galveston is your huckleberry.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2017 10:23 PM (0deF2)

110 1. "It's a Long Way To the Top" > "Whole Lotta Rosie"

2. It's also difficult for others when YOU have a personality disorder.

Posted by: shibumi at April 19, 2017 10:23 PM (FkAXz)

111 BTW, that Hollywood Reporter article on Fox and O'Reilly that Drudge has at the top is excellent. I didn't know The Hollywood Reporter had it in them.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 19, 2017 10:23 PM (zc3Db)

112
'Moisturizing is important'

The fancy word for moistening.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2017 10:24 PM (IqV8l)

113 Volume really makes a difference in heat retention.

Cubed versus squared. It's why elephants need those giant radiator ears.

Posted by: t-bird at April 19, 2017 10:24 PM (TqmC9)

114 89. I'm judeo-Slavic; my angel is Saigon-born.
That said, ain't not much hawter than a Slavic chick with a blade in hand:

https://youtu.be/AN3uhImuy6E

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 10:24 PM (Hq7zu)

115 I don't mean to sound facetious. I really don't.

But for roofing I personally would go shingles.






Okay maybe that was really facetious.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2017 10:24 PM (qUNWi)

116 Hi Mindful. sorry I was so tawdry with you the other night!

Posted by: booknlass at April 19, 2017 10:25 PM (8mO0Q)

117
70 Ms Gordon is right even if she didn't mean it. If you want to change the right to bear arms it will require a constitutional amendment to do it. Until such time until that pipe dream is accomplished, passing laws to restrict my present constitutional right is fascism.

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 19, 2017 10:13 PM (IDPbH)







Unlike the usual commie cocksucker court-made law, it has the advantage of actually being, you know, Constitutional.

Evil to the core, but Constitutional.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 19, 2017 10:25 PM (cuZZW)

118 Cubed versus squared. It's why elephants need those giant radiator ears.

Posted by: t-bird at April 19, 2017 10:24 PM (TqmC9)


What's Barky's excuse?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 19, 2017 10:25 PM (zc3Db)

119 Yes...Jim in Galveston is your Huckleberry.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2017 10:25 PM (qUNWi)

120 The leadership of the gun control movement was perfectly willing to send guns to narco gangs in Mexico for reasons never explained.

They don't give a flying fark about crime and never have.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 19, 2017 10:26 PM (aZq03)

121 107 Tina.. just click on my name it takes you to my shop. I make beaded jewelry, mostly charm bracelets and earrings but am expanding and learning new things all the time. Learning to work with leather right now. lol.. let the jokes commence.
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 19, 2017 10:23 PM (CNHr1)

I like your stuff, will you customize?

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 19, 2017 10:26 PM (u8Ywb)

122 Some entity needs to assassinate Erdogan, and then hunt down and kill every member of his filthy islamist party.
--

I'm available.

Posted by: Polonium Bartender/ Mixologist at April 19, 2017 10:26 PM (FkAXz)

123 Thanks. I'll look for him. I've had six wildly different solutions to the same problem.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 19, 2017 10:27 PM (TnUKj)

124 15 Update for ONT - Angel and Angel-Clan said 'yes.' Angel-mom wept, aunts made noises like a chorus of cats being strangled, and the Colonel laughed and slapped me on the shoulder. Rons, put some polish on your assless chaps; 'ettes, dig out your corsets and sluttiest heels - we're having a wedding.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 09:59 PM (Hq7zu)

Well congratulations! I remember how nervous you were about the whole thing so I'm very happy it worked out!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2017 10:27 PM (0mRoj)

125 Any of you Morons feel qualified to discuss roofing?

I am in need of some advice.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 19, 2017 10:21 PM (TnUKj)

What do you need to know?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 19, 2017 10:27 PM (voOPb)

126 I can shoot three-pointers with my beard, you know.

Posted by: james harden at April 19, 2017 10:27 PM (0F26Z)

127
Is there anything pudding can't do??
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Posted by: bill cosby at April 19, 2017 10:28 PM (nlbfN)

128 Until such time until that pipe dream is accomplished, passing laws to restrict my present constitutional right is fascism.
***
To be clear the Constitution is intended to protect your rights, it does not give them to you.

If the left somehow legally modified the Constitution to say that they could take your arms away from you, it would still be a violation of your God given rights.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 19, 2017 10:28 PM (aZq03)

129 99 Any of you Morons feel qualified to discuss roofing?

I am in need of some advice.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 19, 2017 10:21 PM (TnUKj)

I have metal roofs. The rain sounds nice. I really like them, they fit my house style though.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 19, 2017 10:29 PM (u8Ywb)

130 Hey, now!a bladesmith? What'd you charge for a silver-mounted kinzhal? Horn handle and Damascus blade? My Angel needs her own dancing steel.

Longest blade I've made on current equipment is around 6 and 3/16" long, and I've never tried forgewelding, so damascus steel isn't on the menu.

Right now I'm working on my first dagger, which if all goes according to plan will be my first double edged blade, my first crossguard, and my first through, peened tang. Everything prior to this has had a simple stick tang stuck into a wood or antler handle. I have done a poured pewter bolster, but that is a far cry from silver mounts.

I really don't think you want me making your bridal kindjal!

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 19, 2017 10:29 PM (bZ7mE)

131 #96 Yes, Mr Peebles, and she had an illegal weapon--brass-knuckle gloves. (Sorry, I've forgotten the name-brand for them.)

Posted by: andycanuck at April 19, 2017 10:30 PM (nlbfN)

132 This good news by me is meant to encourage Teh Horde. Why, it was but four years ago that I was told never to come to their house..... persistence pays.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 10:30 PM (Hq7zu)

133 Bob and Tom?
Is this the same Bob and Tom who had a show called the Q Zoo on Q95 back in the eighties?
Those guys gotta be, well, as old as I am at least.
Do believe their show was where I heard The Mayberry Shuffle. A take off of The Superbowl Shuffle from back in the Steelers day.

Nite all.

Posted by: teej at April 19, 2017 10:31 PM (k2yk7)

134 To be clear the Constitution is intended to protect your rights, it does not give them to you.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 19, 2017 10:28 PM (aZq03) fnord (aZq03)


This is one reason some lawyers hate originalism so much - it recognizes that there is an intent in play that restricts their Absolute Power.

The founders were *explicit* that they were simply recognizing existing rights, and attacking those rights made the government illegitimate.

No wonder every proper powermonger hates us every day and twice at breakfast.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 19, 2017 10:31 PM (wB8Tg)

135 CaliGirl. Absolutely. Just let me know what you want and I'm sure I can do it. Thanks!

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 19, 2017 10:32 PM (CNHr1)

136 Some neighbors dog. I think a pit bull, though I am pretty clueless about dogs. But this one has come up to me a few times pretty aggressively barking.

Posted by: cm9000 at April 19, 2017 10:33 PM (C06tc)

137 132 This good news by me is meant to encourage Teh Horde. Why, it was but four years ago that I was told never to come to their house..... persistence pays.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 10:30 PM (Hq7zu)

Quite the accomplishment.
Congrats you crazy man.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 19, 2017 10:33 PM (voOPb)

138
Any of you Morons feel qualified to discuss roofing?

I am in need of some advice.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 19, 2017 10:21 PM (TnUKj)






Get someone to roof your house by accident?

I actually knew someone who had that happen to her house. Roofing company started ripping shingles off when she was on an overnight trip. Came home to see that half the roof was bare, and a bunch of guys tossing shit into a dumpster. She just turned around and got a hotel room for a couple of days to let them finish.

Roofers tried half-heartedly to get her to pay for their mistake, but she told them to fuck off and double-check the address next time.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 19, 2017 10:33 PM (cuZZW)

139 135 CaliGirl. Absolutely. Just let me know what you want and I'm sure I can do it. Thanks!
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 19, 2017 10:32 PM (CNHr1)

I will do that, thanks. I like etsy, I find lots of cool things.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 19, 2017 10:33 PM (u8Ywb)

140 For those who don't know - this is remarkably accurate in its portrayal of the aunts and the Colonel, only he doesn't sport a toothbrush moustache.

https://youtu.be/9DA86rsKOjo

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 10:33 PM (Hq7zu)

141 Botox for balls? Glamour for gays

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 19, 2017 10:33 PM (mMeIQ)

142 It's why elephants need those giant radiator ears.
How do you breathe through that little thing?

Posted by: elephant talking to the nude man at April 19, 2017 10:34 PM (nlbfN)

143 Palpatine,

If you are seriously looking for a good bladesmith, you might head on over to www.myarmoury.com and look around. Lots of serious smiths and scholars over there.

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 19, 2017 10:34 PM (bZ7mE)

144 "But this one has come up to me a few times pretty aggressively barking."

There's a spray for that but I don't know if it works. Do you have an animal control agency there? A leash law?

Posted by: Meremortal, weight weight at April 19, 2017 10:34 PM (3myMJ)

145 Do believe their show was where I heard The Mayberry Shuffle. A take off of The Superbowl Shuffle from back in the Steelers day.

Nite all.

Posted by: teej at April 19, 2017 10:31 PM (k2yk7)

Got to go with the Curly Shuffle:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwYpWld66Vk

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2017 10:34 PM (0deF2)

146 Some entity needs to assassinate Erdogan, and then hunt down and kill every member of his filthy islamist party.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2017 10:21 PM (0deF2)

===

The horse left that barn several years ago when Erdogan jailed the entire upper echelon of the Turkish Armed Forces, which twice before had toppled similar Islamist regimes. Sadly, there is now no turning back the Islamic Republic of Turkey. Turkey cannot be saved, and Turkey must be removed from NATO.


Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2017 10:34 PM (EZebt)

147 Theology question:

If you are in Purgatory, do you know it? OR do you think you are in Hell?

Posted by: JAS at April 19, 2017 10:36 PM (lcylG)

148 trump
trump
trump

deport
deport
deport

Posted by: Origional Jake at April 19, 2017 10:36 PM (x22Bs)

149 I have a river house that is exposed 4X8 rafters 4' o.c. throughout with 2x6 T&G planks above acting as the finished ceiling and the roof deck.

There is 2" of iso board insulation above that and then asphalt architectural shingles fastened with long..3"...roofing nails. Unfortunately, no sheathing was installed under the shingles so the surface is soft and fragile to impacts. This jackleg arrangement has lasted 15 years, so the shingles are getting to brittle to do any repair work.

I want to convert this to a metal roof. I'm afraid that removing the shingles will damage the iso sheets adding about 3000 dollars in materials, but so be it. I am getting wildly conflicting advice on ventilation requirements for both the T&G decking and also the metal roofing.

There it is, difficult to describe without a pen and paper or a photo or two.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 19, 2017 10:36 PM (TnUKj)

150 You know it's not hell by who isn't there.

Posted by: Meremortal, weight weight at April 19, 2017 10:36 PM (3myMJ)

151 The horse left that barn several years ago when Erdogan jailed the entire upper echelon of the Turkish Armed Forces, which twice before had toppled similar Islamist regimes. Sadly, there is now no turning back the Islamic Republic of Turkey. Turkey cannot be saved, and Turkey must be removed from NATO.


Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2017 10:34 PM (EZebt)

I wasn't expecting that entity to come from within Turkey.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2017 10:37 PM (0deF2)

152 Longest blade I've made on current equipment is around 6 and 3/16" long,
and I've never tried forgewelding, so damascus steel isn't on the menu.

It weeel cut.

Posted by: Doug Marcaida impersonator at April 19, 2017 10:37 PM (nlbfN)

153 Those Chink guys working the flange forging are earning their pay. Probably have arms like the village smithy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2017 10:37 PM (OdK9v)

154 Botox for balls?

The hell is wrong with people? Just use an iron...

Posted by: t-bird at April 19, 2017 10:37 PM (TqmC9)

155 Cur... some lawn company came out last year and did full aeration of our neighbors yard. Neighbor comes home finding they had just finished and asked them what was going on. They told him and he said you have the wrong yard. They tried to get him to pay too and he said screw you.. you had the wrong address. Not nearly as expensive as a roof job though. lol.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 19, 2017 10:38 PM (CNHr1)

156 143. Nice resource. I've got a local fellow who did a perfect shashka and a very good kinzhal for the Colonel. I'll let him know about this, though, as it's important to encourage craftsmen.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 10:38 PM (Hq7zu)

157 That spider wouldn't bother me nearly as much as it would my beloved spousal unit. He is terrified of spiders - won't admit it, but there have been many, many times he's called me over to kill or otherwise remove a spider in his path.
Speaking of scary critters - my daughter and son in law live in one of our rental houses. Last night, they found a shed snake skin in the garage, behind the water heater. Sent a picture of it to my husband, who says he "thinks" it might be a copperhead. Relayed his message to my daughter. Now she won't leave the house.

Posted by: antisocialist at April 19, 2017 10:38 PM (W2wn0)

158 CaliGirl.. surprises me still that many don't know what Etsy is. They need to advertise more.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 19, 2017 10:38 PM (CNHr1)

159
116 Hi Mindful. sorry I was so tawdry with you the other night!
Posted by: booknlass at April 19, 2017 10:25 PM (8mO0Q)

===

Pics or it didn't happen.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2017 10:39 PM (EZebt)

160 For those who don't know - this is remarkably accurate in its portrayal
of the aunts and the Colonel, only he doesn't sport a toothbrush
moustache.

-----------


I watch it every time, because it's so great!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 19, 2017 10:39 PM (tHwdc)

161 I wasn't expecting that entity to come from within Turkey.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2017 10:37 PM (0deF2)


There could always be some Kurdish candidates.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 19, 2017 10:40 PM (zc3Db)

162 I'm not calling the dancers 'elderly'. 65 & 70 is certainly older, but not decrepit.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2017 10:40 PM (OdK9v)

163 It weeel cut.

It does cut...

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 19, 2017 10:40 PM (bZ7mE)

164 I want to convert this to a metal roof. I'm afraid that removing the shingles will damage the iso sheets adding about 3000 dollars in materials, but so be it. I am getting wildly conflicting advice on ventilation requirements for both the T&G decking and also the metal roofing.

There it is, difficult to describe without a pen and paper or a photo or two.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 19, 2017 10:36 PM (TnUKj)

Any venting up there currently Jinx?
My initial thoughts without having photos, etc and knowing what your weather is are to run furring strips over the exisiting roof and then add your metal roof.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 19, 2017 10:41 PM (voOPb)

165 Bryce Harper is now hitting .404 with 6 HRs, 18 RBI and a 1.362 OPS in 15 games so far this season. Pretty confident we can say last year was a blip. If he keeps this up, he'll probably become the first player to grab a $400 million contract when he's a FA in 2019.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 19, 2017 10:41 PM (uuwor)

166 straight men don't botox their balls right?


just homo's?



??

Posted by: Origional Jake at April 19, 2017 10:41 PM (x22Bs)

167 Posted by: antisocialist at April 19, 2017 10:38 PM (W2wn0)

I found a shed snake skin in my outdoor sofa. I move all the cushions and check before I sit down.

It was just a gopher snake.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 19, 2017 10:41 PM (u8Ywb)

168
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 19, 2017 10:38 PM (CNHr1)






Yeah. In that instance, I think they were supposed to be roofing a vacant rental house, so no meeting the resident beforehand.

That would suck for the roofer, I'll bet he paid attention next time.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 19, 2017 10:41 PM (cuZZW)

169 THERE IS NO BREWERY IN EDGEWOOD!!!! It's in Moriarty, 9 miles to the east.

Posted by: Fred Weldon at April 19, 2017 10:42 PM (GuPwg)

170 Standard lefty boilerplate. The 2nd Amendment ain't about hunting. She seems oblivious to the fact that it's still damn dangerous, albeit not "Wilderness".

What's really infuriating, were it not for 80 years of lefty loosey policies, of which she undoubtedly advocates, "we" wouldn't currently be living in the barely concealed open air insane asylum that necessitates normal people to remain armed. 50 years ago, maybe a case could have been made for a weapons ban. Today? No way. For one thing trust in government is at historical lows. And the nutcases are restless.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 19, 2017 10:42 PM (sLvAU)

171 CaliGirl, I took a couple pictures of my yard today, after a morning thunderstorm. would you like to see them?

Posted by: booknlass at April 19, 2017 10:42 PM (8mO0Q)

172 I don't want to start any trouble with my neighbors over their dogs. Just wondering what is the best way to respond to a dangerous dog if it becomes necessary. Besides shooting it.

Posted by: cm9000 at April 19, 2017 10:42 PM (C06tc)

173 160. And, yes, he and his wife and his sisters-in-law did run a bakery at one time. I howled when this vid was brought to my notice.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 10:43 PM (Hq7zu)

174 I wasn't expecting that entity to come from within Turkey.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2017 10:37 PM (0deF2)

===

In that case, let's do Iran first!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2017 10:43 PM (EZebt)

175 171 CaliGirl, I took a couple pictures of my yard today, after a morning thunderstorm. would you like to see them?
Posted by: booknlass at April 19, 2017 10:42 PM (8mO0Q)

Yes, I would love to.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 19, 2017 10:43 PM (u8Ywb)

176 Besides shooting it.

=====
shovel to it's noggin?

Posted by: Origional Jake at April 19, 2017 10:44 PM (x22Bs)

177 Bryce Harper is now hitting .404 with 6 HRs, 18 RBI and a 1.362 OPS in 15 games so far this season.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 19, 2017 10:41 PM (uuwor)


Ha! I can hit .404 by 9am!

*thud*

Posted by: HilErAy!1! at April 19, 2017 10:44 PM (8nWyX)

178 144 "But this one has come up to me a few times pretty aggressively barking."

There's a spray for that but I don't know if it works. Do you have an animal control agency there? A leash law?
Posted by: Meremortal, weight weight at April 19, 2017 10:34 PM (3myMJ)

Yes, I'm familiar with the spray for that.
I believe they call it bird shot.
I'm a dog lover, but I do have my limits.

Posted by: antisocialist at April 19, 2017 10:44 PM (W2wn0)

179 "he'll probably become the first player to grab a $400 million contract when he's a FA in 2019. "

Then it's time for me.

Posted by: $500 Bleacher seats at April 19, 2017 10:44 PM (d76uN)

180 Fred Weldon, I lived in Edgewood for 4 blessed months.

Posted by: booknlass at April 19, 2017 10:44 PM (8mO0Q)

181 Ronald Reagan, he knew what's what.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 19, 2017 10:44 PM (JZdsf)

182 Congratulations, Palpatine! So happy for you and your Angel!

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 19, 2017 10:44 PM (Lqy/e)

183 I don't want to start any trouble with my neighbors over their dogs. Just wondering what is the best way to respond to a dangerous dog if it becomes necessary. Besides shooting it.

Posted by: cm9000 at April 19, 2017 10:42 PM (C06tc)

Bear spray?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2017 10:44 PM (0deF2)

184 I think we should compromise on gun control. All Democrats should be prohibited from having guns.

Posted by: zmdavid at April 19, 2017 10:45 PM (xqRaG)

185 islam in a man is rabbis to a dog

Winston Churchill

Posted by: Origional Jake at April 19, 2017 10:45 PM (x22Bs)

186 185 islam in a man is rabbis to a dog

Winston Churchill
Posted by: Origional Jake at April 19, 2017 10:45 PM (x22Bs)

Oy.

Posted by: josephistan at April 19, 2017 10:45 PM (ANIFC)

187 They tried to get him to pay too and he said screw you.. you had the wrong address.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 19, 2017 10:38 PM (CNHr1)


That's real chutzpah. I would imagine that the owner had a good case for damages against the company. After all, they trespassed on his property and modified it. They really should have to pay for that. If I came home and found that someone had redone my kitchen it wouldn't matter if it was a nicer kitchen. They were illegally in my house and did stuff that they weren't allowed to do. They should have to pay me for that violation. Or they should be arrested for trespassing/breaking and entering and held criminally liable.

I don't like the idea that a company can come and tear up your lawn or remove your roof and then just leave without having to pay for that very serious offense. What if they found out halfway through the job they were at the wrong place and just left? They are liable for their illegal actions - whether the person violated was ultimately benefited or not.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 19, 2017 10:45 PM (zc3Db)

188 A treat for the 'rons, and encouragement for the 'ettes.

https://youtu.be/O2fynD7tLiY

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 10:45 PM (Hq7zu)

189 Congrats and best wishes Uncle Palp!

Posted by: cfo mom at April 19, 2017 10:46 PM (RfzVr)

190 Palpatine, is there going to be an open bar? I need to plan ahead.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 19, 2017 10:46 PM (JZdsf)

191 Caligirl, my email is in my nic, just until I get a test from you, then I'll email them to ya. ok?

Posted by: booknlass at April 19, 2017 10:46 PM (8mO0Q)

192 185 islam in a man is rabbis to a dog

Winston Churchill
Posted by: Origional Jake at April 19, 2017 10:45 PM (x22Bs)

So Judaism is a mongrel religion?

Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2017 10:47 PM (0mRoj)

193 >>>Just wondering what is the best way to respond to a dangerous dog if it becomes necessary. Besides shooting it.

Have sex with it.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 19, 2017 10:47 PM (RrhD2)

194 No ventilation at all currently.

I would probably do furring strips and metal over existing roof if it had the ply sheathing under the shingles, but I fear it would be too weak with those long screws in coastal winds.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 19, 2017 10:47 PM (TnUKj)

195 'best way to respond to a dangerous dog if it becomes necessary'

Does it come in your yard? Throw a firecracker at it.

Posted by: freaked at April 19, 2017 10:48 PM (BO/km)

196 183 I don't want to start any trouble with my neighbors over their dogs. Just wondering what is the best way to respond to a dangerous dog if it becomes necessary. Besides shooting it.

Posted by: cm9000 at April 19, 2017 10:42 PM (C06tc)
Well, you're probably damned if you do and damned if you don't - calling animal control will probably send the neighbors over the edge, if my experiences with neighbors' animals is any indication.
Still a whole lot better than being mauled, though.

Posted by: antisocialist at April 19, 2017 10:48 PM (W2wn0)

197 Furring strips. Heh.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 19, 2017 10:48 PM (JZdsf)

198 rabbis should be rabies

right?

sorry about that

Posted by: Origional Jake at April 19, 2017 10:49 PM (x22Bs)

199 Cur... some lawn company came out last year and did full aeration of our neighbors yard. Neighbor comes home finding they had just finished and asked them what was going on. They told him and he said you have the wrong yard. They tried to get him to pay too and he said screw you.. you had the wrong address. Not nearly as expensive as a roof job though. lol.
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45
------------

Friend of mine came home, and his gutters were gone. The next morning a crew showed up to install new ones. Which was a good thing, because the removal crew had gotten the address wrong. The gutter company was very apologetic, and my friend got all new guttering.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2017 10:49 PM (OdK9v)

200 >>>Just wondering what is the best way to respond to a dangerous dog if it becomes necessary. Besides shooting it.

Get a pet bobcat.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 19, 2017 10:49 PM (zc3Db)

201 rabbis should be rabies

right?

sorry about that

Posted by: Origional Jake at April 19, 2017 10:49 PM (x22Bs)


Churchill wrote "hydrophobia" anyway.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 19, 2017 10:50 PM (zc3Db)

202 Definitely a bit jealous of this generation's young baseball fans, getting to enjoy Trout, Harper, Lindor, Correa, Seager, Arenado, Stanton, Betts, Altuve, and of course Kershaw on the pitching side.

Of course, my generation was pretty spoiled too - Bonds, Griffey, A-Rod, Jeter, Thomas, Bagwell, Thome, Piazza, Ramirez. For pitchers, Maddux, Pedro, Clemens, Schilling, Mussina and Smoltz.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 19, 2017 10:50 PM (uuwor)

203 Is there any chance of the neighbour getting his dog used to you like controlling it while you build up some trust with it to pet it or the like or is the neighbour a dick?

Posted by: andycanuck at April 19, 2017 10:51 PM (nlbfN)

204 "She just turned around and got a hotel room for a couple of days to let them finish. Roofers tried half-heartedly to get her to pay for their mistake, but she told them to fuck off and double-check the address next time."

Smart gal. Very smart gal.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 19, 2017 10:51 PM (sLvAU)

205 "Some neighbors dog. I think a pit bull, though I am
pretty clueless about dogs. But this one has come up to me a few times
pretty aggressively barking.

Posted by: cm9000"

Super-soaker filled with ammonia works well.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 19, 2017 10:52 PM (w+Jhj)

206 190. We'll see. We're a thrifty bunch, so there might be some passing of the bottle, as is the custom and way of my people.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 10:52 PM (Hq7zu)

207 191 Caligirl, my email is in my nic, just until I get a test from you, then I'll email them to ya. ok?

E-mail sent

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 19, 2017 10:53 PM (u8Ywb)

208 "She just turned around and got a hotel room for a couple of days to let them finish. Roofers tried half-heartedly to get her to pay for their mistake, but she told them to fuck off and double-check the address next time."


Wish they'd show up at my place, but there is no chance of that.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 19, 2017 10:53 PM (TnUKj)

209 I think we should compromise on gun control. All Democrats should be prohibited from having guns.
Posted by: zmdavid
----------------

If one considers crime statistics vs. Party affiliation, that would be 'common sense gun control'. Any time someone mentions 'common sense gun control', I suggest the above. So far, no takers, though they seem unable to mount a cogent counter-argument.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2017 10:54 PM (OdK9v)

210 >>>Just wondering what is the best way to respond to a dangerous dog if it becomes necessary. Besides shooting it.

You need to establish yourself as the alpha. This means that you need to piss on all vertical surfaces in the neighborhood as high as you can. Tiptoes, use some arcing action, but try to piss chest high or so. Then leave big steaming dumps every place this dog can see them. They need to be big, so lots of bran muffins and carbs. Maybe sprinkle some hot sauce on top too so the dog can't even eat it.
A week or so of this and that dog will respect your ass.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 19, 2017 10:54 PM (RrhD2)

211 And, just to be clear- her sisters are all married, so teh 'rons, and some 'ettes, need to be mindful of that

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 10:54 PM (Hq7zu)

212
"She just turned around and got a hotel room for a couple of days to let
them finish. Roofers tried half-heartedly to get her to pay for their
mistake, but she told them to fuck off and double-check the address next
time."



Smart gal. Very smart gal.

Posted by: Common Tater"

Why can't this happen to me? With my luck, they'd figure it out after they got the old shingles ripped off and before they started putting the new one's on.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 19, 2017 10:54 PM (w+Jhj)

213 211 And, just to be clear- her sisters are all married, so teh 'rons, and some 'ettes, need to be mindful of that
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 10:54 PM (Hq7zu)

--------

Damn. Well, I'll just hit on the waitresses.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 19, 2017 10:56 PM (JZdsf)

214
'best way to respond to a dangerous dog if it becomes necessary'

Office Depot (and a lot of other places) sell these little pepper spray pens.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2017 10:56 PM (IqV8l)

215 205 "Some neighbors dog. I think a pit bull, though I am
pretty clueless about dogs. But this one has come up to me a few times
pretty aggressively barking.

I've got a big, big (did I mention big?) yellow lab that has a huge, deep voice. She sounds aggressive - heck, she'd scare me if I didn't know her - but unless you've got a biscuit in your pocket she won't even sniff of you.
Even knowing that, I keep her under control outside my back fence. Other people don't know she's a big sissy, just that she's loud and big.

Posted by: antisocialist at April 19, 2017 10:57 PM (W2wn0)

216 "You need to establish yourself as the alpha. This
means that you need to piss on all vertical surfaces in the neighborhood
as high as you can. Tiptoes, use some arcing action, but try to piss
chest high or so. Then leave big steaming dumps every place this dog can
see them. They need to be big, so lots of bran muffins and carbs. Maybe
sprinkle some hot sauce on top too so the dog can't even eat it.

A week or so of this and that dog will respect your ass.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy"

You jest, but I read once about a guy that was studying wolves in the wild. He pissed on the trees beside the trail the wolves traveled on, then went some distance away and observed. The next wolf that came down the trail "stopped like he ran into a brick wall" the guy said. The wolf ended up bypassing the trail to get where it was going.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 19, 2017 10:59 PM (w+Jhj)

217 Eggsellent addition, MisHum!

That dancing couple video is cute, and I know we've been told there'd be no math, but FTA:

"The couple, who married in 1070, said they have been dancing together for more than 30 years, and have won numerous awards"

I bet....

Posted by: ibguy at April 19, 2017 10:59 PM (vUcdz)

218 213. There will be at least on 'niece' there. And should others attend, be assured that they're all charming young ladies from good families. Just ne careful of the one from Bishkek, and try to avoid the Mongols - those girls be cray-cray, as the kids say.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 10:59 PM (Hq7zu)

219 Thanks for the replies, being bigger than the dog has worked so far.

Posted by: cm9000 at April 19, 2017 11:00 PM (C06tc)

220 Super-soaker filled with ammonia works well.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 19, 2017 10:52 PM (w+Jhj)
******************************

That would just piss off some dogs.

Posted by: gNewt at April 19, 2017 11:00 PM (cWAlb)

221 172 I don't want to start any trouble with my neighbors over their dogs. Just wondering what is the best way to respond to a dangerous dog if it becomes necessary. Besides shooting it.
Posted by: cm9000 at April 19, 2017 10:42 PM (C06tc)

Dog spray. It's just pepper spray. I carry one in my pocket when doing yard work. Dogs can cover an amazing amount of territory quickly, from seven blocks away, etc. It is a deterrent, and will give time to get away. Have to judge each situation and dog differently. A LOUD firm "NO!" and "Go Home!" will give an indication. The spray is a sort of next to last resort. I love dogs, better than most, er, some people, but an aggressive dog isn't going to get in my way, not on my property at least. When dogs pack together they are even more problematic.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 19, 2017 11:00 PM (sLvAU)

222 15 Palp

Mazel tov!!!!!!

Posted by: ibguy at April 19, 2017 11:01 PM (vUcdz)

223 >>>You jest, but I read once about a guy that was studying wolves in the wild. He pissed on the trees beside the trail the wolves traveled on, then went some distance away and observed.

I'm only halfway jesting. I always enjoyed pissing in the backyard with my dogs. They respected my height. You can also piss over your dogs piss. I have some unusual dominance techniques

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 19, 2017 11:02 PM (RrhD2)

224 I was walking around the neighborhood one night and all of a sudden I felt something cold and wet on my right hand. It was a big Doberman. Turns out it was just a giant friendly puppy wanting to say HI but it shocked me.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2017 11:02 PM (IqV8l)

225 1,700+ words today and still typing away.

https://www.gofundme.com/8k4zdgw9

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2017 11:03 PM (uJ/du)

226 Maybe if you throw the dog a steak every now and then it will be happier to see you.

Posted by: freaked at April 19, 2017 11:03 PM (BO/km)

227 Rons, put some polish on your assless chaps; 'ettes, dig out your corsets and sluttiest heels - we're having a wedding.

https://youtu.be/s4Ye1JwhiAU

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 19, 2017 11:04 PM (VdICR)

228 That story about the drunken Zamboni driver made me laugh because it happened in Ste Anne, Manitoba, because I have spent lots of time there. I picture da poor guy speakin' wit' a french accent. And then I smile.

I spoke to a french guy from Manitoba who said he jumped into a river to save a drowning girl on the sperm of the moment.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 19, 2017 11:04 PM (nBr1j)

229 Big dogs on the street aren't cute. Talking to your neighbors about controlling their dog is a first step.

If that pit bull wants you you'd have to have pistol in had to be fast enough to defend yourself.

Posted by: gNewt at April 19, 2017 11:05 PM (cWAlb)

230 I have some unusual dominance techniques
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 19, 2017 11:02 PM (RrhD2)


Please don't tell me about your campaign to become the HOA president.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 19, 2017 11:05 PM (ii4h0)

231 Even knowing that, I keep her under control outside my back fence. Other people don't know she's a big sissy, just that she's loud and big.
Posted by: antisocialist at April 19, 2017 10:57 PM (W2wn0)


Yeah, that's the responsible thing to do. There are too many dog owners who are completely damn clueless or deluded. Yes, I'm sure pwecious snookums is just a big softie, but pwecious snookums is within about fifty pounds of me and challenging me for access to the damn sidewalk and making every indication that she wants to tear my throat out, but I'm the asshole for asking you to kindly keep your predatory megafauna from threatening me on public property.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2017 11:05 PM (8nWyX)

232 Uncle Palp... congrats, and Mazel Tov!

You gonna invite a wayward sailor to the impending nupitals?

Oh, and given your forthcoming stepping from the law and into grace....

... might I suggest a roast pig for the post-ceremonial celebrations?

Nothing like going whole hog into your new life, right?


@ Jinx.

Don't do a damn thing about that roof, *until* you've had it looked over by a Registered Professional Engineer.

The spacing on those rafters doesn't seem right for the load that's already atop.

And you WILL WANT to strip off the existing composition roof system, before adding the load of any other system.

Also. ANY roof system you apply over an existing course of shingles.... will NOT be covered by the manufacturer's warranty.

Professional Engineer, first.

Then, you'll know what your system options will be.

AFTER that, you can begin to search for which brand of product seems to be most to your liking, and THEN, find a Factory Certified Contractor who has a contractual affiliation as such, with the manufacturer.

Everyone without those credentials is basically a "Chuck in a Truck", handyman, no matter how highly skilled or experienced he may be.

The paper trail on a roofing system is what protects your rights of claim, should that roof prove deficient after a few years.

You can write to me, at the address embedded in my nic.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at April 19, 2017 11:06 PM (v5iqM)

233 I was tending bar tonight & I mentioned to a customer that some people ask for M&Ms, I give them M&Ms & they get angry and say "No, I wanted peanut M&Ms." Her response? "Trump people." What the hell does that even mean?

Posted by: josephistan at April 19, 2017 11:06 PM (ANIFC)

234 227. Ha! Love it!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 11:06 PM (Hq7zu)

235 >>>Please don't tell me about your campaign to become the HOA president.

PAINT YOUR DAMN SHUTTERS THE APPROVED SHADE OR I WILL PISS ON YOUR HOUSE EVERY DAY!!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 19, 2017 11:07 PM (RrhD2)

236 Any venting up there currently Jinx?
My initial thoughts without having photos, etc and knowing what your weather is are to run furring strips over the exisiting roof and then add your metal roof.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 19, 2017 10:41 PM (voOPb)


That's how mine was done. No tear off. Done four years ago and no issues.

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at April 19, 2017 11:07 PM (/U083)

237 Grey Fox, where are you?

I'm going to a blacksmithing class on Sunday to make a simple little letter opener, but it should be fun to make my first foray into something blade-shaped.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 19, 2017 11:08 PM (Tnhbr)

238 232. Jim, indeed! Sar chiu pork for the big day.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 11:08 PM (Hq7zu)

239 I spoke to a french guy from Manitoba who said he jumped into a river to save a drowning girl on the sperm of the moment.
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 19, 2017 11:04 PM (nBr1j)

Are we still doing "phrasing"?

Posted by: josephistan at April 19, 2017 11:08 PM (ANIFC)

240
I was tending bar tonight & I mentioned to a customer that some people ask for M&Ms, I give them M&Ms & they get angry and say "No, I wanted peanut M&Ms." Her response? "Trump people." What the hell does that even mean?
Posted by: josephistan


Love Trump's nuts

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2017 11:08 PM (IqV8l)

241 If a dog charges, you stand your ground. Period.

You do not move toward the dog.

You donnot move away from the dog.

You do not stare the dog down. Avoid eye-contact.

The hardest part? Remaining calm.

If you ever see the scar I have on the back of my leg, you'll know why I studied dogs.

In rare instances, you'll meet a territorial dog that is going to bite you. You must get the dog on its back, by its neck.

If you have to choke said dog, so be it. It is the only way to assert dominance. You do not stop until the dog stops moving.

This is how dogs do it in packs of feral canines.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 19, 2017 11:08 PM (6gk0M)

242 josephstan it means she has TDS.

Posted by: booknlass at April 19, 2017 11:09 PM (8mO0Q)

243 Testing...

Posted by: Vendette at April 19, 2017 11:09 PM (RfrRW)

244 "Oh, he won't hurt anybody."

"Huh. Never saw him do that before "

Posted by: Common Tater at April 19, 2017 11:10 PM (sLvAU)

245 I feel like going out to find a dog and kick its ass. I'd start with a small one though.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 19, 2017 11:10 PM (JZdsf)

246 "We had a beer truck tump over in the bar ditch one time. That beats a milk truck. People were diving for six packs.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam"

I've got a picture somewhere that I took back in '82 of a beer truck that went off a hairpin curve and down an cliff on Hwy 64 in-between Cashiers and Franklin NC.

Here's the curve where it happened.

http://tinyurl.com/mehvtnn

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 19, 2017 11:11 PM (w+Jhj)

247 If you have to choke said dog, so be it. It is the only way to assert dominance. You do not stop until the dog stops moving.

This is how dogs do it in packs of feral canines.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 19, 2017 11:08 PM (6gk0M)


Tapping the 'F' key works too.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2017 11:11 PM (8nWyX)

248 Now she won't leave the house.

Posted by: antisocialist at April 19, 2017 10:38 PM (W2wn0)

The snakeskin is coming FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!!!

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at April 19, 2017 11:12 PM (FAO5C)

249 Jim, I'll send some info over when it is not so late.

Don't worry too much about the engineering. It is a fairly common deck house design that is widely seen in this part of the country and was sold nationwide back in the 70's.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 19, 2017 11:12 PM (TnUKj)

250 243 Testing...
Posted by: Vendette at April 19, 2017 11:09 PM (RfrRW)


simple pass/fail test.
you pass

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 19, 2017 11:12 PM (voOPb)

251 238. Make that char siu - been celebrating for two nights now, so the occasional spoonerism mustbbe budgeted for....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 11:12 PM (Hq7zu)

252 "Oh, he won't hurt anybody."

"Huh. Never saw him do that before "

Posted by: Common Tater at April 19, 2017 11:10 PM (sLvAU)
*************************

Lady, he won't hurt you because you feed him.

Posted by: gNewt at April 19, 2017 11:12 PM (cWAlb)

253 241 Thank you Slapweasel. I do the rural mail route on Saturdays, and there are dogs.

Posted by: booknlass at April 19, 2017 11:14 PM (8mO0Q)

254 Wednesday Night ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/854734539540889602

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/854734610302894080

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/854734689952813056

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/854734769309003778

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/854734842243801089

Posted by: kbdabear at April 19, 2017 11:15 PM (AOrEZ)

255 simple pass/fail test.

you pass

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 19, 2017 11:12 PM (voOPb)

The Wild may pass today. (Yes, I know what happened to the Oilers last night.)

Posted by: Vendette at April 19, 2017 11:15 PM (RfrRW)

256
If you have to choke said dog, so be it.

Sometimes you gotta choke a bitch!

Posted by: Meme at April 19, 2017 11:15 PM (IqV8l)

257 Yes, ma'am. It is good advice for mail carriers.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 19, 2017 11:15 PM (6gk0M)

258 If you have to choke said dog, so be it. It is the only way to assert dominance. You do not stop until the dog stops moving.



This is how dogs do it in packs of feral canines.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 19, 2017 11:08 PM (6gk0M)

Are you the Leader of the Pack?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 19, 2017 11:15 PM (tHwdc)

259 211 And, just to be clear- her sisters are all married, so teh 'rons, and some 'ettes, need to be mindful of that
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 10:54 PM (Hq7zu)

Don't worry. I'd just be sitting alone in a corner drinking myself into a coma anyway.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2017 11:16 PM (0mRoj)

260 lol, Miley. VROOM VROOM

Posted by: booknlass at April 19, 2017 11:16 PM (8mO0Q)

261 It is very, very rare when a dog is going to harm you. If they do, it is your fault 99% of the time.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 19, 2017 11:17 PM (6gk0M)

262 "That would just piss off some dogs.



Posted by: gNewt"

Pissed off and blind is fine with me.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 19, 2017 11:17 PM (w+Jhj)

263 More Wednesday Night ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/854734921902043137

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/854735005356097536

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/854735075832889344

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/854735148197318656

Posted by: kbdabear at April 19, 2017 11:17 PM (AOrEZ)

264 258 If you have to choke said dog, so be it. It is the only way to assert dominance. You do not stop until the dog stops moving.



This is how dogs do it in packs of feral canines.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 19, 2017 11:08 PM (6gk0M)

Are you the Leader of the Pack?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 19, 2017 11:15 PM (tHwdc)

They said he came from the wrong side of town.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2017 11:17 PM (0mRoj)

265 259. Then you'll be sitting with Mai..... she's married, though. :-)

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 11:17 PM (Hq7zu)

266 "The couple, who married in 1070, said they have been dancing together for more than 30 years, and have won numerous awards"

I bet....
Posted by: ibguy a
-----------

Celebrating the Battle of Hastings.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2017 11:18 PM (OdK9v)

267 265 259. Then you'll be sitting with Mai..... she's married, though. :-)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 11:17 PM (Hq7zu)

Like I said...

Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2017 11:18 PM (0mRoj)

268 "Are you the Leader of the Pack?"
-Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 19, 2017 11:15 PM (tHwdc)

Jess, Ma'am. I rehabilitate dogs, I train people.

/Dog Wheesperer.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 19, 2017 11:18 PM (6gk0M)

269 The Wild may pass today. (Yes, I know what happened to the Oilers last night.)
Posted by: Vendette at April 19, 2017 11:15 PM (RfrRW)

My fingers are crossed, but....I'm not holding my breath.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 19, 2017 11:19 PM (voOPb)

270 259. And, pro tip - you can't drink a Bishkek girl under the table. Those ladies can hold their liquor......

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 11:19 PM (Hq7zu)

271 1070? Wow, that's a LOOOONG marriage...

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 19, 2017 11:20 PM (qazQh)

272 I was attacked by a German shepherd once as I walked with my brother on
the opposite side of the street. Didn't do anything to provoke him.
Fortunately, I kept myself between my brother and the dog, so he sank
his teeth into my elbow instead of my little brother's face.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 19, 2017 11:20 PM (tHwdc)

273 The Monks of New Skete call it the "alpha dog rollover".

My late husband's father was in the Navy and spent time in the Philipines. He said they told him to crouch down a little when the dog is threantening. They told him the dog can't judge how big you are when you stand. When you crouch, the dog can see that you are bigger and won't attack. I've never personally tested this.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 19, 2017 11:21 PM (Lqy/e)

274 @ Jinx.


Cool. If the structure is vintage, it's likely "close enough". If necessary, there are ways to add strength without adding ugly.

If you can send a few pics along, I'll have a good idea of what the issues are, and we can go from there.

I've spent enough years in the industry to have an opinion, but better than an opinion are conclusions arrived at by measurement, material performance specifications, local remodeling codes and your preferences as to material, style and color.

One thing is not negotiable in my opinioning though. The current roof system needs to be stripped down to the bare deck.

Not only for warranty conditioning.

But the modern materials on the market today, outperform any 15 year old system in ways that would take me till morning to type.

You can get a LOT more energy efficiency from a modern system, be it composition, metal, compressed TPO, etc.

Oh, and then comes the cost/value equations, which are an entirely different discussion.

But vital, of course.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 19, 2017 11:21 PM (v5iqM)

275 PAINT YOUR DAMN SHUTTERS THE APPROVED SHADE OR I WILL PISS ON YOUR HOUSE EVERY DAY!!!
--

Yeah, Shibumi won't ever be moving into a place with a HOA or a condo board.

/because we all know that some day, Shibumi will want to put a large winged dragon statue on the lawn or paint something purple, and that would be against regulations. Many years of Catholic school = nonconformist tendencies.

Posted by: shibumi at April 19, 2017 11:21 PM (FkAXz)

276 Slap, that is some good advice about dogs, just hope I can remember it next time I am confronted by a snarling pit.

Posted by: cm9000 at April 19, 2017 11:22 PM (C06tc)

277 >>>"The couple, who married in 1070, said they have been dancing together for more than 30 years, and have won numerous awards"<<<



Vic can dance?!

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at April 19, 2017 11:22 PM (Od+LM)

278 It is very, very rare when a dog is going to harm you. If they do, it is your fault 99% of the time.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 19, 2017 11:17 PM (6gk0M)


Don't remotely GAF. I'm not snorkeling with great white sharks or navigating the Siberian taiga. I don't care to learn canine psychology just to navigate a suburban neighborhood. Bark and growl and raise your hackles at me, off a leash with nobody around, eat OC. ~the circle of life~

Posted by: hogmartin at April 19, 2017 11:23 PM (8nWyX)

279 "I was attacked by a German shepherd once as I walked with my brother on the opposite side of the street. Didn't do anything to provoke him.
Fortunately, I kept myself between my brother and the dog, so he sank his teeth into my elbow instead of my little brother's face.
"
-Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 19, 2017 11:20 PM (tHwdc)

Damn! Nicely played, Ma'am. Might I ask how you were able to get the dog to stop the attack?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 19, 2017 11:23 PM (6gk0M)

280 Don't move to the Columbia River Gorge Scenic Area either. At one point, the Gorge Commission told a householder that there was one shade of brown and one shade of green that could be used outside the urban area. If you've seen anything the Forest Service owns, those two colors. And they wouldn't let one house have outdoor lights. Tourists might see them.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 19, 2017 11:24 PM (Lqy/e)

281 270 259. And, pro tip - you can't drink a Bishkek girl under the table. Those ladies can hold their liquor......
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 11:19 PM (Hq7zu)

Had no plan to drink anyone under the table. Just myself into the ICU.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2017 11:25 PM (0mRoj)

282 I remember the day - Christmas Eve of 2012 - when a stray pit bull mix connected with my ankle. I was wearing boots, so no harm to me. I hated kicking the dog unconscious - he didn't know any better - but it did build my reputation and contributed to my legend among los vecinos.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 11:26 PM (Hq7zu)

283 Many, many decades ago, when my Mom was a little girl, she was attacked by a German Shepard. She ran, which made it worse; dog kept trying to go for her throat. I sincerely doubt she was doing anything to antagonize the dog; it just went after her. Eventually she made it home, but she was very wary of large dogs she didn't know for her whole life.

Posted by: shibumi at April 19, 2017 11:26 PM (FkAXz)

284 Be well all, I'm off to bed. J and the dogs are asleep, time to join them.

Posted by: Farmer at April 19, 2017 11:26 PM (o/90i)

285 Damn! Nicely played, Ma'am. Might I ask how you were able to get the dog to stop the attack?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 19, 2017 11:23 PM (6gk0M)




Sharp elbows, like duh!


/snrk



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 19, 2017 11:26 PM (v5iqM)

286 Good night!!!!

Posted by: Vendette at April 19, 2017 11:26 PM (RfrRW)

287 People who let their dogs run freely through a neighborhood should be flogged in the public square.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2017 11:27 PM (0mRoj)

288 281. Another pro tip - Bishkek girls are worth the risk that they'll roll you and dump you in a vacant lot.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 11:27 PM (Hq7zu)

289 Thank you Jim....

This is in a very isolated area and it takes a while for the latest techniques to filter in.

Now my real house, it probably is in danger of falling in. But, that is another story.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 19, 2017 11:27 PM (TnUKj)

290 Damn! Nicely played, Ma'am. Might I ask how you were able to get the dog to stop the attack?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 19, 2017 11:23 PM (6gk0M)

Apparently he was satisfied with ruining my favorite coat, dropping off after tearing the sleeve. Couldn't find another like it. The scars faded after a few years.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 19, 2017 11:28 PM (tHwdc)

291 G'Night, Vendette.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 19, 2017 11:28 PM (6gk0M)

292 Still got scars on my arm from a German Shepard attack.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 19, 2017 11:28 PM (w+Jhj)

293 -Posted by: Jim at April 19, 2017 11:26 PM (v5iqM)

*HAH!*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 19, 2017 11:28 PM (6gk0M)

294 288 281. Another pro tip - Bishkek girls are worth the risk that they'll roll you and dump you in a vacant lot.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 11:27 PM (Hq7zu)

*shrug*

Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2017 11:29 PM (0mRoj)

295 Sharp elbows, like duh!


/snrk





Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX



Posted by: Jim at April 19, 2017 11:26 PM (v5iqM)

Not pointy, Jim!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 19, 2017 11:29 PM (tHwdc)

296 People who let their dogs run freely through a neighborhood should be flogged in the public square.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2017 11:27 PM (0mRoj)


But they keep the racoon and possum population down!

Posted by: Kindltot at April 19, 2017 11:31 PM (ii4h0)

297 296 People who let their dogs run freely through a neighborhood should be flogged in the public square.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2017 11:27 PM (0mRoj)

But they keep the racoon and possum population down!
Posted by: Kindltot at April 19, 2017 11:31 PM (ii4h0)

Automobiles do a pretty decent job of that.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2017 11:32 PM (0mRoj)

298 So, Uncle, have the two of you set a date yet?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 19, 2017 11:32 PM (tHwdc)

299 294. Atta boy! There's life in you yet!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 11:33 PM (Hq7zu)

300 299 294. Atta boy! There's life in you yet!
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 11:33 PM (Hq7zu)

Yay.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2017 11:34 PM (0mRoj)

301 Guess it's been confirmed John Brennan worked with foreign spies to defeat Trump

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 19, 2017 11:34 PM (nDcc3)

302 298. April 21, 2018, at the earliest. She believes in long engagements.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 11:34 PM (Hq7zu)

303 302 298. April 21, 2018, at the earliest. She believes in long engagements.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 11:34 PM (Hq7zu)

Why, if I may be so bold as to ask.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2017 11:35 PM (0mRoj)

304 "Apparently he was satisfied with ruining my favorite coat, dropping off after tearing the sleeve. Couldn't find another like it. The scars faded after a few years."
-Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 19, 2017 11:28 PM (tHwdc)

That's what dogs usually do. They want to "defend" and run because you are much bigger.

If you were calm and offered your elbow, he just wanted to "make a point".

You stood your ground and "took the foul". If the dog kept shaking at your elbow, it would have been time to grab the neck.

If you are bigger, like me, you can flip the dog and hold it there. If you are smaller? You must Put All of Your Weight on that dog's neck.

If it dies, there's nothing to be ashamed about for an irresponsible owner's pet being killed in self-defense.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 19, 2017 11:35 PM (6gk0M)

305 So, looks like Bezerkeley canceled the Ann Coulter speech.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 19, 2017 11:35 PM (w+Jhj)

306 April 21, 2018, at the earliest. She believes in long engagements.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan!
No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 11:34 PM (Hq7zu)

Awww, that's my wedding anniversary. A fortuitous date, blessed for sure!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 19, 2017 11:35 PM (tHwdc)

307 300. Heh....guessing you don't know many Bishkek girls, then? 'Cause if you did, you'd never be so glum.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 11:36 PM (Hq7zu)

308 today I worked at the community college tutoring center. Students come in and say they need someone to "look at" their paper.

what some students want me to do is take their F-grade work and change it to an A because I know grammar, punctuation and composition. They don't want to know what I know. They'll just wait. it's as if they're filling up with gas or something.

the last one of the day was all about the movie Crash, racism, discrimination, prejudice. She mentioned giving head and used 'hardcore' as an adjective, in the paper, and when I said her instructor might object, she said that her instructor says the same thing in class.

this work somedays drives me to despair.

Posted by: booknlass at April 19, 2017 11:36 PM (8mO0Q)

309 301 Guess it's been confirmed John Brennan worked with foreign spies to defeat Trump
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 19, 2017 11:34 PM (nDcc3)


Wut? This is what I get for ignoring the news for a day.

Posted by: Splunge at April 19, 2017 11:36 PM (iMxBJ)

310 307 300. Heh....guessing you don't know many Bishkek girls, then? 'Cause if you did, you'd never be so glum.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 11:36 PM (Hq7zu)

Never heard of them before today. Don't know any unmarried girls I'm not related to anyway.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2017 11:37 PM (0mRoj)

311 "But they keep the racoon and possum population down!

Posted by: Kindltot at April 19, 2017 11:31 PM (ii4h0)



Automobiles do a pretty decent job of that.

Posted by: Insomniac"

There's one road near here that I call "Sail Possum Highway".

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 19, 2017 11:37 PM (w+Jhj)

312 "So, looks like Bezerkeley canceled the Ann Coulter speech."
-Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 19, 2017 11:35 PM (w+Jhj)

She's going, anyway. Broad has balls.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 19, 2017 11:37 PM (6gk0M)

313 Time for to go to bed

Posted by: josephistan at April 19, 2017 11:37 PM (ANIFC)

314 305 So, looks like Bezerkeley canceled the Ann Coulter speech.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 19, 2017 11:35 PM (w+Jhj)


(engage Garth accent)
We fear change.
(disengage Garth accent)

Posted by: UC Berkeley at April 19, 2017 11:38 PM (iMxBJ)

315 303. This is not her first rodeo. She's had other suitors. Five years from meeting to marriage seems about right to her, and who am I to argue?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 11:38 PM (Hq7zu)

316 301 Guess it's been confirmed John Brennan worked with foreign spies to defeat Trump


Confirmed where?

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 19, 2017 11:38 PM (pY+s4)

317 315 303. This is not her first rodeo. She's had other suitors. Five years from meeting to marriage seems about right to her, and who am I to argue?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 11:38 PM (Hq7zu)

Fair enough I guess.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2017 11:38 PM (0mRoj)

318 G'Night, josephistan.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 19, 2017 11:39 PM (6gk0M)

319 If it dies, there's nothing to be ashamed about for an irresponsible owner's pet being killed in self-defense.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 19, 2017 11:35 PM (6gk0M)

I was 16 at the time and not quite prepared to kill a dog with my bare hands. Truthfully, I just said to my brother that we were going to ignore the dog and keep walking. I was surprised that he attacked me. I don't even think my brother fully realized that he had. We kept walking to the YMCA park where I was taking him for his tennis lesson.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 19, 2017 11:39 PM (tHwdc)

320 Jinx the cat,

Put myself through college working on a roofing crew (sans latino wetbacks). I bet there are youtube videos on roofing. Unless you are fairly young, unafraid of heights, and understand the hard work of tearing off old shingles, and understand walk boards.... hire a hispanice crew to reroof..... they dominate the roofing trade now and they are skilled and cheap.But ask for greencards.

Further advice, avoid botox, Pelosi is the Venezuela of botox.

Posted by: colkax mimgo at April 19, 2017 11:39 PM (mc8bR)

321 https://spectator.org/confirmed-john-brennan-colluded-with-foreign-spies-to-defeat-trump/

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 19, 2017 11:39 PM (nDcc3)

322 310. Brush up on your Russian and Kyrgyz - those women are amazing....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 11:39 PM (Hq7zu)

323 312 "So, looks like Bezerkeley canceled the Ann Coulter speech."
-Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 19, 2017 11:35 PM (w+Jhj)

She's going, anyway. Broad has balls.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 19, 2017 11:37 PM (6gk0M)

I've always had a girl crush on Ann, I love her fearlessness.
She's very brave and quick witted.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 19, 2017 11:40 PM (u8Ywb)

324 322 310. Brush up on your Russian and Kyrgyz - those women are amazing....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 11:39 PM (Hq7zu)

Im sure they're just wonderful and completely unattainable for me.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2017 11:42 PM (0mRoj)

325 7th grandchild due on June 9. Be fruitful and multiply. I believe in babies and I believe in love.

Posted by: colkax mimgo at April 19, 2017 11:42 PM (mc8bR)

326 Gotta go & sleep it off. Going shooting with my Angel and the Colonel tomorrow.

Take care, Horde!

https://youtu.be/uepw8tlQcig

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 11:42 PM (Hq7zu)

327 Occasionally, when bored, trolling through the Best of Reddit can relieve my boredom. After skipping over the obvious SJW stuff, one can find a gem or two.

This one was an AMA (Ask Me Anything) by a guy whose father is worth $2 billion. Someone asked him what the best part of that was. Pause a moment and guess, if you like.

It was the private jet. No liquids in plastic bags, no lines, the driver goes right onto the tarmac and loads your bags, and you're in the air 10 minutes after you opened the car door.

Posted by: Splunge at April 19, 2017 11:43 PM (iMxBJ)

328 Miley, you're a great sister.

Posted by: booknlass at April 19, 2017 11:43 PM (8mO0Q)

329 Ann has more balls than a lot of men. I hate that people turn on her.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2017 11:43 PM (qUNWi)

330 "Brush up on your Russian and Kyrgyz - those women are amazing....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine."

As long as they don't have an axe and a white rose....

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 19, 2017 11:44 PM (w+Jhj)

331 "I was 16 at the time and not quite prepared to kill a dog with my bare hands. Truthfully, I just said to my brother that we were going to ignore the dog and keep walking. I was surprised that he attacked me. I don't even think my brother fully realized that he had. We kept walking to the YMCA park where I was taking him for his tennis lesson."
-Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 19, 2017 11:39 PM (tHwdc)

Wow! Tough Broad!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 19, 2017 11:44 PM (6gk0M)

332 And I'm off (in more ways than one). Have fun ya'll.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 19, 2017 11:44 PM (w+Jhj)

333 324. Knock that shit off. They're delightful, and are in love with America and Americans, but they can smell fear, and hate it. You're an American J.D. - you're golden. Own it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 11:45 PM (Hq7zu)

334 G'Night, Robert.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 19, 2017 11:45 PM (6gk0M)

335 It was the private jet. No liquids in plastic bags, no lines, the driver goes right onto the tarmac and loads your bags, and you're in the air 10 minutes after you opened the car door.
Posted by: Splunge at April 19, 2017 11:43 PM (iMxBJ)

I flew private once. It was a small plane, nothing luxurious, but not having to go through all the airport lines and security bullshit was really quite nice.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2017 11:45 PM (0mRoj)

336 Speaking of dog, bitches, and pit bulls I think the NOW/SJW cabal have waked their sleeper cells, at FOX. Carlson, Kelly and now this attack on Ted is not a workplace environment issue, it's an orchestrated attack on Fox News by the female wing of the progressive left.

Posted by: gNewt at April 19, 2017 11:46 PM (cWAlb)

337 ...and I'm really tired, as well.

G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 19, 2017 11:46 PM (6gk0M)

338 *static*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 19, 2017 11:46 PM (6gk0M)

339 'night, Slapweasel!

Posted by: booknlass at April 19, 2017 11:48 PM (8mO0Q)

340 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 11:45 PM (Hq7zu)

I'm not afraid, just despondent.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2017 11:48 PM (0mRoj)

341 Miley, you're a great sister.





Posted by: booknlass at April 19, 2017 11:43 PM (8mO0Q)

He's a great brother. He moved down here from Boston, threatened and cajoled the property manager and cleaning crew to get this apartment ready for me, and single-handedly moved me into this apartment when the house was sold at auction. I was kind of in shock and denial.

He also does my cut-and-color. A project manager with professional Aveda training. Rare combo. A great roomie, we hardly ever see each other and have no conflicts.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 19, 2017 11:48 PM (tHwdc)

342 330. There are no guarantees in this life. Central Asian women are here to remind us of that.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 11:48 PM (Hq7zu)

343 Posted by: Splunge at April 19, 2017 11:43 PM (iMxBJ)

Some of our friends have planes, small jets and king airs. I would agree. It's really nice to fly that way.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 19, 2017 11:49 PM (u8Ywb)

344 Wow! Tough Broad!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 19, 2017 11:44 PM (6gk0M)

I can be pretty tough. It's the little shit that gets me down.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 19, 2017 11:49 PM (tHwdc)

345 340. They don't like that, either. Hmm...maybe a Mongol girl would suit you better. They're kinda bossy, however, but somehow you don't mind.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 11:50 PM (Hq7zu)

346 It was the private jet. No liquids in plastic bags, no lines, the driver goes right onto the tarmac and loads your bags, and you're in the air 10 minutes after you opened the car door.
Posted by: Splunge
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All Mrs. H and I want is someone to clean the bathrooms.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2017 11:51 PM (OdK9v)

347 Yells at Slap in Drill Sergeant Voice...

"... static? I want any damn static out of you, Private, I'll damn well tell you when to sound off with some damn static! And if the Army had wanted you to even have any static to give in the first place, they would have issued it to you!

Do you SEE any static in your basic load, Private? DO YOU?

DO YOU HEAR ME, PRIVATE?!

Now drop and give me twenty!




g'nite, Slap!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 19, 2017 11:51 PM (v5iqM)

348 "We are doomed, aren't we?"

Yes, we are. The only upside I see to the Botox scrotum injections is there is a slight possibility that they could cause infertility. But that's asking too much of the cruel Fates to grant us this small recompense.

Posted by: Thrawn at April 19, 2017 11:52 PM (E/ibL)

349 341. Miley - nice!

But a colorist? At nearly 29, you have no business dyeing your hair.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 11:52 PM (Hq7zu)

350 346 All Mrs. H and I want is someone to clean the bathrooms.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2017 11:51 PM (OdK9v)


I know a guy with money, and I cooked with him once. His servant, or whatever you call her, was continually cleaning up after the messes we made as we cooked. It was nice to not have to clean ourselves, I guess, but I can't imagine having someone around all the time who was not of the family.

Posted by: Splunge at April 19, 2017 11:53 PM (iMxBJ)

351 Goodnight Slapweasel.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 19, 2017 11:53 PM (u8Ywb)

352 Miley, the Duchess,

Its easy to be tough if you carry a S&W 357. Don't leave home without it.

Posted by: colkax mimgo at April 19, 2017 11:54 PM (mc8bR)

353 The Left was able to get O'Reilly, when is enough enough and turnabout fairplay? I guess never.

Posted by: cm9000 at April 19, 2017 11:54 PM (C06tc)

354 Today I learned that the plural of "scrotum" is "scrota."

I hope to never use it again. This is not something to speak of in plurals.

Posted by: Splunge at April 19, 2017 11:54 PM (iMxBJ)

355 I think this is the end of FOX -- I just heard Dana doing Ted Baxter's giving him the send off.

This is the Murdoch boys, Rupert's sons. Of one of them Randy Roger Ailes reportedly quipped, "Tell me that mouth hasn't sucked a cock or two."

I can easily Ted Baxter thinking he's God gift to women. Easily. But this was a leftie coup of FOX.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at April 19, 2017 11:54 PM (aKqWT)

356 Interesting road names?

Warwoman Road, in Georgia.
And, yes, I've ridden it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2017 11:54 PM (OdK9v)

357 I'm just going to say this, I watched Bill Oreilly off and on, was never a fan of his, but this was a bullshit fire by Fox News, those Murdoch kids are liberal as hell, and Fox News is now in the lineup as fake news, fuck them..

Posted by: lousagirl at April 19, 2017 11:55 PM (9plvG)

358 341. Miley - nice!



But a colorist? At nearly 29, you have no business dyeing your hair.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan!
No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 11:52 PM (Hq7zu)

His twin started to go gray at 16.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 19, 2017 11:56 PM (tHwdc)

359 Slunge,

Cleaning up is next to making up and can lead to sex in the kitchen. Try it, you'll like it.

Posted by: colkax mimgo at April 19, 2017 11:56 PM (mc8bR)

360 I know a guy with money, and I cooked with him once. His servant, or whatever you call her, was continually cleaning up after the messes we made as we cooked. It was nice to not have to clean ourselves, I guess, but I can't imagine having someone around all the time who was not of the family.
Posted by: Splunge
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Yeah, I know what you mean about that. In my fantasy this person arrives, cleans, and leaves without my being aware of it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2017 11:57 PM (OdK9v)

361 350 346 All Mrs. H and I want is someone to clean the bathrooms.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2017 11:51 PM (OdK9v)

I know a guy with money, and I cooked with him once. His servant, or whatever you call her, was continually cleaning up after the messes we made as we cooked. It was nice to not have to clean ourselves, I guess, but I can't imagine having someone around all the time who was not of the family.
Posted by: Splunge at April 19, 2017 11:53 PM (iMxBJ)

I have a housekeeper and help with the yard but I would never want someone in my house all the time. It would make me uncomfortable.

The wealthy people I know just have the housekeeper clean the house once a week, not live there and wait on them.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 19, 2017 11:58 PM (u8Ywb)

362 eleven, that's not true, he was a main guy against the abuse of children, and has been for twenty years, so you are wrong, he did a lot of good.
But that's ok, hope you will enjoy watching Shep

Posted by: lousagirl at April 19, 2017 11:59 PM (9plvG)

363 https://spectator.org/confirmed-john-brennan-colluded-with-foreign-spies-to-defeat-trump/

Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at April 19, 2017 11:39 PM (nDcc3)

Lots of assertions and suppositions there, but little in the way of actionable facts that would put Brennan's neck in a noose, where it belongs.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2017 11:59 PM (0deF2)

364 Super-soaker filled with ammonia works well.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April




really?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2017 11:59 PM (cPsPa)

365 Miley, the Duchess,



Its easy to be tough if you carry a SW 357. Don't leave home without it.

Posted by: colkax m___o at April 19, 2017 11:54 PM (mc8bR)

Haven't chosen my CCW weapon of choice yet, that's down the road. The Taurus isn't really appropriate.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2017 12:00 AM (tHwdc)

366 The Left was able to get O'Reilly, when is enough enough and turnabout fairplay? I guess never.
Posted by: cm9000




meh, it was the left in so much as the murdochs are leftists. they got him because they want to reorient the network.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2017 12:01 AM (cPsPa)

367 Botox is botulism toxin, which is a neurtoxin. It is not supposed to cross the blood-brain barrier, but then again, micro tears, leakages and other routes caused by aging bodies do exist to allow some access to the brain, especially in older folk, the sort who want to erase wrinkles.

I have noticed that the most obvious users of botox are freaking balls on bugf*ck crazy, so maybe it is not as safe as is claimed

Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2017 12:01 AM (ii4h0)

368 Fuck Fox News and the Murdoch sons, good grief, talk about nepotism, they fucking suck.
Silver spoon in the mouth motherfuckers

Posted by: lousagirl at April 20, 2017 12:02 AM (9plvG)

369 Lousagirl -- I'm sorry if I crapped on someone you like.

As for Shemp...I don't watch cable or network news.

I just could never stand BOR. Sorry.

Posted by: eleven at April 20, 2017 12:02 AM (qUNWi)

370 Give Fox News six months and they are done!

Posted by: lousagirl at April 20, 2017 12:03 AM (9plvG)

371 Coulter should go anyway, not to the campus but to the middle of town, and deliver the speech ringed with bikers and others.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 20, 2017 12:04 AM (6FqZa)

372 358. Ahhh.... poor fellow.

:-)

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 20, 2017 12:04 AM (Hq7zu)

373 And that is enough of the C word,

Thank you.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 20, 2017 12:04 AM (voOPb)

374 Goodnight everyone, have a good night.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 20, 2017 12:04 AM (u8Ywb)

375 Haven't chosen my CCW weapon of choice yet, that's down the road. The Taurus isn't really appropriate.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2017 12:00 AM (tHwdc)


I recommend the Webley Mk VI, on a lanyard. You're on your own for the ridiculous mustache and monocle, though.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 20, 2017 12:06 AM (8nWyX)

376 eleven, you didn't crap on someone I like, this man was not a sexual harraser, he just wasn't. These girls were looking for a pay day, yeah I said it!!!
Fox News should have had a fucking backbone and defended someone who made them a shitload of money, this is about loyalty, and the Murdoch sobs are fucking cowards!

Posted by: lousagirl at April 20, 2017 12:07 AM (9plvG)

377 No other entertainment executives had anything like a casting couch, just O'Reilly.

Posted by: cm9000 at April 20, 2017 12:07 AM (C06tc)

378 FOX cancelled Red Eye as well, which sort of pissed me off. Tom Shillue was no Gutfeld, but the show wasn't that bad.

And speaking of cleaning/maids, I want some of those "maids" I see in the uh, educational videos. They wear these nice little maid outfits with impossibly short skirts, sometimes just an apron. And bend over a lot while they're cleaning.

All in all, they seem to provoke more mess making than they clean up, but I could live with that.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at April 20, 2017 12:07 AM (aKqWT)

379 There was always an element of lefti-ness at FOX news, my suspicion was always, they were nominally "conservative" or perceived that way at least, simply for market share and would pivot when required or desired. There's certainly a need for conservative outlets. It's amusing to me, at how much Rush Limbaugh stuck in the liberal craw. I mean think about it. Liberal viewpoint utterly dominates the major news media outlets - especially in 1988 - academia -, and hollyweird. So here ole Rush comes along on AM friggin' radio, and they start pinging and screaming like wounded eagles. 99% just isn't enough for these folks. And THEY like to lecture others on "tolerance" and "diversity". It's all bullshit,
and always was.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 20, 2017 12:07 AM (sLvAU)

380 lol @m___o. yay pixyware!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 20, 2017 12:07 AM (6FqZa)

381 Miley in a monocle is hot.

I must say.

Posted by: eleven at April 20, 2017 12:08 AM (qUNWi)

382 358. Heh....my Angel dyes her occasional silver streak - beautiful and even (dare I say?) sexy though I find it - and has me use the same dye (we match) on my whiskers. We are not all of us blessed with Miley's eternal youth, sad to say.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 20, 2017 12:08 AM (Hq7zu)

383 Posted by: colkax m___o at April 20, 2017 12:03 AM (mc8bR)

"colkax"?

Shouldn't that be "colfax"?

Posted by: An interested bystandard at April 20, 2017 12:08 AM (d76uN)

384 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to ! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 11:50 PM (Hq7zu)

I know you're trying to be good-natured and upbeat and all but I'm resigned to my fate.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2017 12:10 AM (0mRoj)

385 Lousagirl -- I just don't like the guy.

So my lack of caring is based on that.

Posted by: eleven at April 20, 2017 12:10 AM (qUNWi)

386 365. CZ52. Accept no substitute, and substitute no exceptions.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 20, 2017 12:10 AM (Hq7zu)

387 373.

I truly hope she does. But she would have to make a decision on the location and date, advertise in the blogosphere and tv/radio media and encourage supporters to go. Lots of people were looking forward to her speech.

I hate leftist fascists scum with a passion. Can't wait for karma to bite them in the rear.

Posted by: Martell at April 20, 2017 12:11 AM (WikPe)

388 I recommend the Webley Mk VI, on a lanyard. You're on your own for the ridiculous mustache and monocle, though.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 20, 2017 12:06 AM (8nWyX)

Yeah, looking a bit pricey there, hogmartin. I'm leaning towards 9mm, but have a lot of trial shooting to do before I settle on anything.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2017 12:12 AM (tHwdc)

389 373 And that is enough of the C word,

Thank you.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 20, 2017 12:04 AM (voOPb)

Coblogger?

Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2017 12:12 AM (0mRoj)

390 CZ52. Accept no substitute, and substitute no exceptions.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 20, 2017 12:10 AM (Hq7zu)


Funny way to spell TT33.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 20, 2017 12:12 AM (8nWyX)

391 Coblogger?
Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2017 12:12 AM (0mRoj)




I snickered at that one

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 20, 2017 12:13 AM (voOPb)

392 The loss of anyone even barely to the right of the MSM is a considerable loss. If the enemy has a 100 troops, and you have 3, then the loss of one is a big deal.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 20, 2017 12:13 AM (OdK9v)

393 Well you didn't like him eleven, so he's out of a job and his reputation is ruined, and even though he did nothing wrong, he is out of a job and this is ok with you, Shame on you

Posted by: lousagirl at April 20, 2017 12:13 AM (9plvG)

394 Miley, the Duchess,

They cost more, but out of the box S&W revolvers are worth it. Smooth double action trigger pull and single action the trigger is so light all it takes is a slight breeze. Model 65 with a 3 inch barrel is easy to conceal. I carry when I want to without a stinking permit. A revolver loaded with frangible loads leaves to ballistic evidence or ejected cases.

Shoot and walk away.

Posted by: colkax mimgo at April 20, 2017 12:14 AM (mc8bR)

395 Miley in a monocle is hot.



I must say.

Posted by: eleven at April 20, 2017 12:08 AM (qUNWi)

I have a year to practice before I show at Uncle's wedding. Be there or be square. Will also be carrying - it's Texas, right?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2017 12:14 AM (tHwdc)

396 Yeah, looking a bit pricey there, hogmartin. I'm leaning towards 9mm, but have a lot of trial shooting to do before I settle on anything.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2017 12:12 AM (tHwdc)


Imperial British joking aside, take a look at the Kahr offerings. Standard advice about trying before buying applies, of course.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 20, 2017 12:14 AM (8nWyX)

397 280 Don't move to the Columbia River Gorge Scenic Area either.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 19, 2017 11:24 PM (Lqy/e)

You mentioned Goldendale the other day. Where do you live? I grew up in White Salmon.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at April 20, 2017 12:15 AM (3JQ/p)

398 The big question for me, as far as CC goes, is concealment, and comfort. I mean, if you have to live with the thing all day, it better be natural.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 20, 2017 12:15 AM (OdK9v)

399 I honestly don't think Fox had shit so do with defeating Hillary.

Is that what this is about?

Posted by: eleven at April 20, 2017 12:15 AM (qUNWi)

400 >>>Rons, put some
polish on your assless chaps; 'ettes, dig out your corsets and sluttiest
heels - we're having a wedding.

I pretended not to care but in the end I cared. Good on ya as they say Down Under.

Posted by: Max Power at April 20, 2017 12:15 AM (QCc6B)

401 "colkax"?



Shouldn't that be "colfax"?

Posted by: An interested bystandard at April 20, 2017 12:08 AM (d76uN)

Shouldn't that be "bystander"?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2017 12:16 AM (tHwdc)

402 384. So was I. I'd started working at a place where I'd planned to hang myself after a year's service, warned my Angel away from the place when she applied to work there, and was thought of as a monk of some sort while I served with them. If I can be engaged to my beloved and perfect Angel, then anything is possible.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 20, 2017 12:16 AM (Hq7zu)

403 I know you're trying to be good-natured and upbeat and all but I'm resigned to my fate.



Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2017 12:10 AM (0mRoj)

You WILL dance with me. If you're nice I'll let you try to figure out where my pistol is hidden.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2017 12:17 AM (tHwdc)

404 399 eleven, Yeah, that's it, duh

Posted by: lousagirl at April 20, 2017 12:17 AM (9plvG)

405 Shouldn't that be "bystander"?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2017 12:16 AM (tHwdc)

Just checking to see if the spelling Pedant is awake or asleep as he klaims.

Posted by: The Anti Spelling Pedant Liberation Front at April 20, 2017 12:18 AM (d76uN)

406 >>>Fortunately, I kept myself between my brother and the dog, so he sank his teeth into my elbow instead of my little brother's face.

Trust me the face bite from a GS is not fun.

Posted by: Max Power at April 20, 2017 12:18 AM (QCc6B)

407 O'Reilly seemed pretty fumbling in his seductive efforts if the media accounts are to be believed.

Posted by: cm9000 at April 20, 2017 12:18 AM (C06tc)

408 Lousagirl -- I'm the friend you are fighting.

BOR was never anyone's friend but his own.

Posted by: eleven at April 20, 2017 12:18 AM (qUNWi)

409 390. I like the way you think.....

Anything in 7.62 Tokarev will do.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 20, 2017 12:19 AM (Hq7zu)

410 184 I think we should compromise on gun control. All Democrats should be prohibited from having guns.
Posted by: zmdavid at April 19, 2017 10:45 PM (xqRaG)


You win teh internetz.

Posted by: rickl at April 20, 2017 12:19 AM (sdi6R)

411 You WILL dance with me. If you're nice I'll let you try to figure out where my pistol is hidden.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2017 12:17 AM (tHwdc)

Oh my.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2017 12:19 AM (0mRoj)

412 They cost more, but out of the box SW revolvers
are worth it. Smooth double action trigger pull and single action the
trigger is so light all it takes is a slight breeze. Model 65 with a 3
inch barrel is easy to conceal. I carry when I want to without a
stinking permit. A revolver loaded with frangible loads leaves to
ballistic evidence or ejected cases.



Shoot and walk away.

Posted by: colkax m___o at April 20, 2017 12:14 AM (mc8bR)

The K-38 Performance Center was sweet, I admit.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2017 12:20 AM (tHwdc)

413 With my S&W Model 28, .357 Mag. Highway Patrolman, I am never under-gunned or possessed of inferior armament or firepower.

There is a certain aspect of "speed" or "capacity", as regards to not missing in the first place.

And yes, this includes clearing a fifteen yard, six plate rack, in 1.79 seconds, from the low-ready.

Or, six into the 9 ring in 1.17 seconds, also from the low ready.

Alas, no. I cannot reload like Jerry M. Not even a prayer of doing so with his gun and belt gear.

A You Tube I'd pay good money to see:

The tragically misguided robber who tries to rob Jerry Mickulek at an ATM.

Comedy GOLD, I tellya!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 20, 2017 12:20 AM (v5iqM)

414 403.

Hey, now..... this is a family do we're having.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 20, 2017 12:20 AM (Hq7zu)

415 Miley is the shit. I do not want to know where here pistol is tho.

Posted by: eleven at April 20, 2017 12:20 AM (qUNWi)

416 see you tomorrow.

I'm happy for you and your angel, Uncle Pal!

Posted by: booknlass at April 20, 2017 12:20 AM (8mO0Q)

417 Ok eleven, whatever you say, the crocodile will eat you last

Posted by: lousagirl at April 20, 2017 12:20 AM (9plvG)

418 Imperial British joking aside, take a look at the Kahr offerings. Standard advice about trying before buying applies, of course.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 20, 2017 12:14 AM (8nWyX)

I've been pointed towards a K-9.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2017 12:22 AM (tHwdc)

419 >> If you're nice I'll let you try to figure out where
>> my pistol is hidden.

See "Tales of the Emergency Room: Things Womyns get stuck up their you-know-whats". Handguns have been removed.

I assume they were small, but who knows, maybe one was on of the .50 caliber hand cannons.

Wonder if they make any lady guns with a vibrating feature.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at April 20, 2017 12:22 AM (aKqWT)

420 415. Whatever you say. I wouldn't mind looking, that's all I'm saying.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 20, 2017 12:22 AM (+6hwj)

421 The big question for me, as far as CC goes, is
concealment, and comfort. I mean, if you have to live with the thing all
day, it better be natural.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 20, 2017 12:15 AM (OdK9v)

Yes, that's a big one. I won't be a purse-carrier. I want the damn thing on me at all times.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2017 12:23 AM (tHwdc)

422 Trust me the face bite from a GS is not fun.
Posted by: Max Power at April 20, 2017 12:18 AM (QCc6B)


I had an LPO who had a permanent facial scar from one.

On a lighter note, on a PCO cruise one of the PCOs was the spitting image of Toht from Raiders of the Lost Ark, down to the round glasses and everything, and we managed to convince him that, military courtesies aside, he had a PhD. in oceanography and appreciated being addressed in that manner. Having him come into Sonar and say "So, Dr. Jones..." was pants-wettingly hilarious.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 20, 2017 12:26 AM (8nWyX)

423
Winblows 10 here is driving me crazy (I'm playing with the Bash on Windows feature, and playing around with SSH). There is one desktop icon that it moves upon restart. All the others stay in place, but the damn system moves this particular one every time.

I think it's trying to drive me crazy.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at April 20, 2017 12:26 AM (aKqWT)

424 My Mrs. likes her Walther PPK. Her defense zone is small though. Under about 25 feet. I would not recommend a PPK in any caliber they come in for a zone bigger than that.

I think that is most important factor. How far away from your own body are you prepped, mentally, to defend.

Once you decide that, choosing a weapon is easier.

This is just my opinion and should not be construed as advice in any form.

Posted by: Not a Professional at April 20, 2017 12:27 AM (d76uN)

425 Hey, now..... this is a family do we're having.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan!
No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 20, 2017 12:20 AM (Hq7zu)

Coat room.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2017 12:27 AM (tHwdc)

426 I've been pointed towards a K-9.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2017 12:22 AM (tHwdc)


The PM9 (or whatever they might have evolved it into) is worth a look too.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 20, 2017 12:27 AM (8nWyX)

427 the graveyards of Fox are filled with indispensable men.

Posted by: Charles de Gaulle at April 20, 2017 12:28 AM (TnUKj)

428 Wonder if they make any lady guns with a vibrating feature.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at April 20, 2017 12:22 AM (aKqWT)

What a ridiculous place to keep a gun. Accessibility is everything.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2017 12:28 AM (tHwdc)

429 I've been pointed towards a K-9.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2017 12:22 AM (tHwdc)

I have 3 K-9s, they are naughty doggehs, you can have them......Free.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 20, 2017 12:29 AM (voOPb)

430 There really must be something odd when a major media figure can't get any pussy without getting sued.

Posted by: cm9000 at April 20, 2017 12:29 AM (C06tc)

431 425. And if this troth should fail to plight - HOW YOU DOIN'?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 20, 2017 12:30 AM (+6hwj)

432 I think that is most important factor. How far away from your own body are you prepped, mentally, to defend.

Once you decide that, choosing a weapon is easier.

This is just my opinion and should not be construed as advice in any form.

Posted by: Not a Professional at April 20, 2017 12:27 AM (d76uN)




This is good advice.

And it leads me to mention this.

If you get "good enough" at your indoor range, (most only offer 25 yards, max), then next, find a good 100 yard rifle range, and over the sandbags, try your skills on a B-27 target at 50 yards.

When your groups stay inside of the 9 ring there, go to 75 yards.

Then, to 100 yards.

Do that. DO THAT.

And then start on bowling pins at 100 yards.

If you don't think this will greatly enhance your accuracy AND speed at 7, 10 and 15 yards, well...

I can provide the coaching. But I can't provide the understanding, nor the developed skill.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 20, 2017 12:31 AM (v5iqM)

433 Posted by: Charles de Gaulle at April 20, 2017 12:28 AM (TnUKj)

Which Republic was your favorite, 3rd, 4th, or 5th?

Posted by: A stable Italian Government at April 20, 2017 12:31 AM (d76uN)

434 Ok eleven, whatever you say, the crocodile will eat you last

How do you feel about Ann Coulter or Milo Y?

Posted by: eleven at April 20, 2017 12:31 AM (qUNWi)

435 431 Heh. Don't know as you'd walk away from that family alive, but I'd go on a shootin' date with you, Uncle.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2017 12:32 AM (tHwdc)

436 Which Republic was your favorite, 3rd, 4th, or 5th?

Posted by: A stable Italian Government at April 20, 2017 12:31 AM (d76uN)


Which was your favorite Battle of the Isonzo?

Posted by: hogmartin at April 20, 2017 12:32 AM (8nWyX)

437

BOR was never anyone's friend but his own.
Posted by: eleven at April 20, 2017 12:18 AM


Not looking for a friend. Looking for a fighter.


Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 20, 2017 12:33 AM (IqV8l)

438

Bon Scott. Still miss that bloke.

Posted by: otho at April 20, 2017 12:33 AM (lmIoG)

439 >> What a ridiculous place to keep a gun

I don't think these gals are exactly Mensa material. Here's one:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/j2q5n7j

She was trying to sneak it past prison guards. And from the picture, you can see she was pure class all the way.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at April 20, 2017 12:34 AM (aKqWT)

440 Ann Coulter fights Milo fights.

Where's Milo now?

Posted by: eleven at April 20, 2017 12:35 AM (qUNWi)

441 I don't want to date any of Palp's "nieces".

But if The Colenel's family would adopt me, I would be most grateful?

I can cook, write, shoot, build, and much more, withal.

I'd be a useful waif, at the very least.

Not that there's a market for a 59 year old waif, but what the hell, right?

But hell yeah. There's a particular joy when in the company of a good number of the right people.

And Palp? I think you've found the Mother Lode of the Right People.

Mazel Tov, Moron!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 20, 2017 12:36 AM (v5iqM)

442 It should be colfax, I changed broswers. Soooooooo, excuse me. My email address remained the same, sooooooo excuse me.

Anyway, imnsho opinion a 357 revolver is the best choice when loaded with frangible bullets. No ballistics, no ejected cases to police. Shoot and walkf away.

Thunder raging, lots of lightening volts, dogs nervous, time to go to bed and snuggle with mrs mingo.

Posted by: colkax mimgo at April 20, 2017 12:36 AM (mc8bR)

443 "Which was your favorite Battle of the Isonzo?"

Well the 1st was a complete was out so I'll go with the 2nd. That one was a draw, sort of.

Posted by: L. Cardona at April 20, 2017 12:37 AM (d76uN)

444 Wheee!!!

First draft is done. 2,700+ words tonight. Total word count just over 12,300 words. Now going to bed.

Oyasumi.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 20, 2017 12:37 AM (uJ/du)

445 "was out"

That should be wash out.

Posted by: Zombie L. Cardona at April 20, 2017 12:38 AM (d76uN)

446 435. And this is what makes you not only an 'ette, but rather - nay, indeed - the Platonic Ideal of an 'ette.

Mmmwwaah! Mmmwwaah! A friendly kiss to each cheek, as is the custom of my people (as, doubtless, the Colonel would say). And Tengri preserve you from my Angel and her wrath.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 20, 2017 12:39 AM (+6hwj)

447 Posted by: Jim at April 20, 2017 12:31 AM (v5iqM)

LOL, Jim - I have a long way to go before I'm ready for those challenges! But I've put them in my shooting info file for future reference. Thanks!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2017 12:39 AM (tHwdc)

448 She was trying to sneak it past prison guards. And from the picture, you can see she was pure class all the way.
Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at April 20, 2017 12:34 AM (aKqWT)

Who are girls you don't want to take home to Mom for $500 publius

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 20, 2017 12:39 AM (voOPb)

449 Now going to bed.

Oyasumi.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 20, 2017 12:37 AM (uJ/du)


*head pat*

Posted by: hogmartin at April 20, 2017 12:39 AM (8nWyX)

450 O'Reilly was taken out. It was a hit. Look at the role of the NY Times and CNN.

Posted by: cm9000 at April 20, 2017 12:39 AM (C06tc)

451 I remember when they "hit", they spread like wildfire in HS. Hard rock, and bagpipes.

There were some albums I never bought, because everybody else had them, and were usually playing them, so what was the point?

Posted by: Common Tater at April 20, 2017 12:40 AM (sLvAU)

452 Milo was taken out by a hit too.

Nobody here seems to give a shit.

Posted by: eleven at April 20, 2017 12:41 AM (qUNWi)

453 441. Let me get in with them, and then I'll put in a good word. :-) give it a decade or so. .....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 20, 2017 12:41 AM (+6hwj)

454 She was trying to sneak it past prison guards. And from the picture, you can see she was pure class all the way.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at April 20, 2017 12:34 AM (aKqWT)

Owowow. No thanks!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2017 12:41 AM (tHwdc)

455 434 eleven, if you are asking me what I think of them, I completely love that they are politically incorrect, i disagree with them a bunch, but I agree with them more often then not, I guess you can call me open minded but right as hell leaning!

Posted by: lousagirl at April 20, 2017 12:41 AM (9plvG)

456 Evening all.

Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 20, 2017 12:42 AM (D2vc1)

457 446.
***and a long and lingering hug. ;-) ***

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 20, 2017 12:43 AM (+6hwj)

458 That should be wash out.
Posted by: Zombie L. Cardona at April 20, 2017 12:38 AM (d76uN)


At the Isonzo - I think it was the Isonzo - there was a story about the Italians basically doing everything they could to telegraph to the A-H side "hey, so our colonel is going to be inspecting the lines here tomorrow, if you could just shoot him when he peeks out of this loophole, we'd be ever so grateful". Didn't work out, unfortunately for them.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 20, 2017 12:44 AM (8nWyX)

459 435. And this is what makes you not only an 'ette, but rather - nay, indeed - the Platonic Ideal of an 'ette.



Mmmwwaah! Mmmwwaah! A friendly kiss to each cheek, as is the custom
of my people (as, doubtless, the Colonel would say). And Tengri
preserve you from my Angel and her wrath.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan!
No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 20, 2017 12:39 AM (+6hwj)

Well I do thank you for that high praise, Uncle! Save that date, April 21 - it's a winnah! and many blessings to you both.
MWAH!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2017 12:45 AM (tHwdc)

460 Lousagirl -- why do you care more about BOR who has always been more about his brand than anything else, and yet when people shit on Ann and Milo everyone here is like Oh Well?

They fight. BOR never did shit..

Posted by: eleven at April 20, 2017 12:47 AM (qUNWi)

461 You here tonight, Garrett? Found a collection of Dreadnought (?) guitars for sale in my local bargain paper here in Alberta.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2017 12:48 AM (0deF2)

462 446.

***and a long and lingering hug. ;-) ***

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan!
No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 20, 2017 12:43 AM (+6hwj)

<raps him on the shoulder with her fan>
Naughty boy! I'm not carrying right now.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2017 12:49 AM (tHwdc)

463 Bottom line on O'Reilly - everyone who works for a big corp is expendable. And if you think you're not expendable, then you're REALLY expendable.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 20, 2017 12:50 AM (V2Yro)

464 And what happened to Bill Oreilly happened to Milo so it makes me sick obviously, as far as Ann Coulter, she is still kicking ass and taking names!!
She totally schooled bill maher and crew when she said Trump would be President, one of my favorite things ever!!

Posted by: lousagirl at April 20, 2017 12:50 AM (9plvG)

465 I'm waiting to see what the progtards dream up about Sean Hannity. You know it's coming, just a matter of time.

Posted by: The Ghost of Nostril-damas. Ahhh....ahhhh.......CHOO! at April 20, 2017 12:50 AM (d76uN)

466 What they did to Milo was awful. I pray that he's not done. He's a fighter.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2017 12:51 AM (tHwdc)

467 Hannity is under the radar.

Posted by: eleven at April 20, 2017 12:51 AM (qUNWi)

468 Mrs. E has an NAA .22 mag revolver. She keeps it in a little black purse, though, not in her hoohah. But when she's walking to a stand in the dark, she carries a Ruger GP100. And of course a rifle or shotgun. Modesty should be a natural.

Posted by: Eromero at April 20, 2017 12:52 AM (zLDYs)

469 Ok, night all.
May God Bless and keep you!
I really Truly Love you guys, you have helped me along the way!

Posted by: lousagirl at April 20, 2017 12:52 AM (9plvG)

470 Good night lousagirl.

We can disagree, hopefully.

Posted by: eleven at April 20, 2017 12:53 AM (qUNWi)

471 Antifa vs a Black Dude. Goes about as well as you'd expect. Language warning for any snowflakes http://tinyurl.com/l8qs5hm

Posted by: Zakn at April 20, 2017 12:53 AM (z49bN)

472 Milo is coming back next month.

Posted by: Zakn at April 20, 2017 12:55 AM (z49bN)

473 Drip, drip, drip, "Confirmed: John Brennan Colluded With Foreign Spies to Defeat Trump."

http://tinyurl.com/l2a8csu

Ever so slowly the truth will out as the drips become a stream then a torrent.

Posted by: geoffb5 at April 20, 2017 12:57 AM (d3wbb)

474 Milo is coming back next month.
Posted by: Zakn

Seriously?

When and where?

Posted by: eleven at April 20, 2017 12:57 AM (qUNWi)

475

Dang it

Posted by: eleven at April 20, 2017 12:57 AM (qUNWi)

476 462.
Sez you. Allow me to be sure.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 20, 2017 12:59 AM (+6hwj)

477 Hannity is so boring that even the media can't come up with a scandal to take him out.

Posted by: cm9000 at April 20, 2017 12:59 AM (C06tc)

478

Milo is coming back next month.

Posted by: Zakn


I'd heard a vague rumor - where is this news?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2017 01:00 AM (tHwdc)

479 Anyone trying to poke a needle into my balls will die a violent death.

Posted by: Some Dude at April 20, 2017 01:00 AM (XxPRK)

480 This good news by me is meant to encourage Teh Horde. Why, it was but four years ago that I was told never to come to their house..... persistence pays.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at April 19, 2017 10:30 PM (Hq7zu)

I am absolutely, positively happy for you Uncle Palp!! (in case you're still around)

I just don't think I have that kind of patience and persistence in me. Good on you though.

Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 20, 2017 01:00 AM (D2vc1)

481 Gonna go stare at the ceiling in the dark until a few hours before sunrise, have a good night.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 20, 2017 01:02 AM (8nWyX)

482 eleven, this is all I've got

http://tinyurl.com/kmqfe6o

Posted by: Zakn at April 20, 2017 01:02 AM (z49bN)

483 Something impregnated Serena Williams :-O

Moochelle?

Posted by: The Gimp! at April 20, 2017 01:02 AM (jdWK0)

484 Rumor has it that Hillary assigned a secret task force to take Sean Hannity out but they all fell asleep.

And when she tried to fire them all she got too drunk.

That's the freakin rumor.

Posted by: eleven at April 20, 2017 01:04 AM (qUNWi)

485 Well, I am done for the night. Keep well, all.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2017 01:04 AM (0deF2)

486 Antifa vs a Black Dude. Goes about as well as you'd expect. Language warning for any snowflakes http://tinyurl.com/l8qs5hm

Posted by: Zakn at April 20, 2017 12:53 AM (z49bN)

That was great! Shut that scrawny fvck right up. I watched it twice.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2017 01:04 AM (tHwdc)

487 I'm going to drag my sad ass to bed, curl up next to my loneliness and wrap myself up in my blanket of despair. See you tomorrow.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2017 01:08 AM (0mRoj)

488 Watch the next Vid in line after the Dude. Little proggies run from a Biker Club

Posted by: Some Great Americans at April 20, 2017 01:08 AM (d76uN)

489 The Russians are preparing to launch a Soyuz to the ISS with a two-man crew, one Russian and one American. Launch is scheduled for 3:13 am EDT. I doubt I'll be able to stay up for it, though.

This site has live video coverage:
http://www.russianspaceweb.com/

They're currently alternating between live shots of the rocket on the pad and videos of assembly and testing of the spacecraft, which are interesting.

RussianSpaceWeb.com is a great website, so feel free to have a look around while you're waiting.

Posted by: rickl at April 20, 2017 01:08 AM (sdi6R)

490 Good night Insomniac. Sweet dreams.

Get a cat. They love sleeping.

Posted by: eleven at April 20, 2017 01:09 AM (qUNWi)

491 I'm going to drag my sad ass to bed, curl up next to
my loneliness and wrap myself up in my blanket of despair. See you
tomorrow.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 20, 2017 01:08 AM (0mRoj)

Don't forget to turn the light out in the Slough of Despond, (((Insomniac))).

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2017 01:11 AM (tHwdc)

492 NASA TV is covering it too, of course:

https://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/nasatv/index.html#public

Posted by: rickl at April 20, 2017 01:13 AM (sdi6R)

493 Something impregnated Serena Williams

Why's everyone glancing in this direction.

Posted by: the turkey baster at April 20, 2017 01:14 AM (6FqZa)

494 Crowds of people make me claustrophobic, so I couldn't imagine going to these protests for whatever cause.

That said, the skinny Antifa with the Mohawk? Like the black man said, I would be down for whatever. I wonder what happens to nose-rings in a fight.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 20, 2017 01:14 AM (VdICR)

495 Shut that scrawny fvck right up. I watched it twice.

*passes you a cigarette*

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 20, 2017 01:15 AM (6FqZa)

496 Ooh I'm scared, North Korea threatens us with a "super mighty pre-emptive strike". Their translator needs to quit watching Wile E Coyote cartoons

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 20, 2017 01:17 AM (6FqZa)

497 does Ace drive a red 70s vette?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 20, 2017 01:17 AM (cPsPa)

498 I am become willow, destroyer of threads

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 20, 2017 01:19 AM (6FqZa)

499 *passes you a cigarette*

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 20, 2017 01:15 AM (6FqZa)

Why thank you, don't mind if I do!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2017 01:22 AM (tHwdc)

500 You can always watch the link to the Russian webcast I provided. I don't speak Russian, but it's a fascinating behind-the-scenes look at the preparations for a launch.

Posted by: rickl at April 20, 2017 01:26 AM (sdi6R)

501 "Their translator needs to quit watching Wile E Coyote cartoons"

They shoulda hired me instead.

Posted by: mandela sign language guy at April 20, 2017 01:29 AM (d76uN)

502 You know, I'm getting old and absent minded. I used to think the folks were just terrible for forgetting to take medicines, and/or couldn't remember if they took it.

Well.... I just realized I hadn't taken my blood pressure crap this morning. What alerted me was I take a beta blocker in addition to the other stuff, and when that stuff wears off good, I start to feel jumpy, like I've just had a startle. I checked my BP, and the heart rate was up to 80/min and the BP was 150/90, and I realized I'd forgotten to take it.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at April 20, 2017 01:29 AM (aKqWT)

503 I quit taking my bp meds, publius - lost 30 lbs and ditched the pills. Most of the time it's in the relatively normal range. I need to get psyched to quit smoking, though.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2017 01:33 AM (tHwdc)

504 The Russian video feed just showed a flag-raising ceremony, where the Russian cosmonaut and the American astronaut raised Russian and American flags simultaneously.

I remember the Apollo-Soyuz docking mission in 1975, at the height of the Cold War. That led directly to our cooperative efforts in the present day.

Posted by: rickl at April 20, 2017 01:33 AM (sdi6R)

505 Used to have trouble w/ raccoons & possums on the farm. Friend brought out his Rhodesian ridgeback weekly to run. Pissed on everything. Never saw another varmint.

Posted by: Verminator at April 20, 2017 01:36 AM (bc2Lc)

506 43 I love my angel. She wants my closest 'niece' and the last man who proposed to her there. 'Let them suffer,' she said. 'Let them see what might have been and then go home alone.'
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine.


Careful, they might go home together...

Congratulations Uncle Palp.

Posted by: Average Guy at April 20, 2017 01:37 AM (LMcFk)

507 They fight. BOR never did shit..

Posted by: eleven at April 20, 2017 12:47 AM (qUNWi)


That's not true. O'Reilly used to be a hell of a fighter for some traditional American values. He fought well for some time ... then he just sort of collapsed. But, for a good while O'Reilly was one of the major defenders of common sense Americanism out there.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 20, 2017 01:42 AM (zc3Db)

508 Calling it a night, Horde - thanks for a fun evening!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2017 01:42 AM (tHwdc)

509 I checked my BP, and the heart rate was up to 80/min and the BP was 150/90, and I realized I'd forgotten to take it.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at April 20, 2017 01:29 AM (aKqWT)


150/90 isn't bad, at all.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 20, 2017 01:44 AM (zc3Db)

510 One more thing about carrying a concealed weapon if I may. This i believe is a must. There is no way around it.

Control your panic. Fear is a natural reaction. Just ask anyone who has survived more than one minute in a combat zone.

Uncontrolled fear and panic are your worst enemies. Controlled fear and panic are your strongest allies.

Posted by: a random internet person who did not say at a Holiday Inn Express last night. at April 20, 2017 01:48 AM (d76uN)

511 Roscosmos has a live YouTube link, which is working better for me than the one I posted earlier:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJ8qfhbe24E

About 1:15 to liftoff.

Posted by: rickl at April 20, 2017 01:53 AM (sdi6R)

512 Currently showing putting the Soyuz spacecraft into its protective aerodynamic shroud, which happened a few days ago.

Posted by: rickl at April 20, 2017 01:59 AM (sdi6R)

513 Did it Launch? All I'm seeing is some maintenance work.

Posted by: Hmmmmm at April 20, 2017 02:00 AM (d76uN)

514 Time test

Posted by: Pixy's drunken Hamsters at April 20, 2017 02:03 AM (d76uN)

515 Liftoff is one hour from now, at 3:13 am EDT.

Posted by: rickl at April 20, 2017 02:03 AM (sdi6R)

516 9 minute difference. I should be happy that Micronesian Hamsters aren't on metric time.

:/

Posted by: That's what you say..... at April 20, 2017 02:05 AM (d76uN)

517 Just dropping in to say something stupid.

And now I can check that off the list.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 20, 2017 02:06 AM (IcT7t)

518 "Liftoff is one hour from now, at 3:13 am EDT."

Anticipation. I can't stand it!

Posted by: C. Simon at April 20, 2017 02:07 AM (d76uN)

519 Sucks the ONT doesn't even make the Number. Miss y'all ever since I went to second shift <3

Posted by: Zakn at April 20, 2017 02:07 AM (z49bN)

520 That's why you disappeared. Well, we left the light on for ya.

Posted by: "Tired" Tom Bodette at April 20, 2017 02:11 AM (d76uN)

521 I really shouldn't be up at this hour. I'm going to regret it in the morning, assuming I don't sleep right through the alarm.

The service tower is retracting now.

Posted by: rickl at April 20, 2017 02:19 AM (sdi6R)

522 This is the same launch pad that launched Sputnik 1 in 1957 and Yuri Gagarin in 1961. Talk about an historic site! There have been literally hundreds of launches from there. I don't know how many.

Posted by: rickl at April 20, 2017 02:21 AM (sdi6R)

523 Posted by: rickl at April 20, 2017 02:21 AM (sdi6R)

Apt Hash for a guy into anything space related.

Posted by: Coinkydink? I think, not! at April 20, 2017 02:23 AM (d76uN)

524 You know, I'm getting old and absent minded. I used to think the folks were just terrible for forgetting to take medicines, and/or couldn't remember if they took it.

Posted by: publius(not Breitbart publius) at April 20, 2017 01:29 AM (aKqWT)


I bought a pill caddy that is set up weekly for the morning, noon, evening and night feedings. I still forget to take my damn meds. I only know when I see the pills in a section that is from yesterday.

/There is no hope for the old. I'm not sure at this point I could in good faith use the 'sound mind' phrase in the opening sentence of my will.

Posted by: RickZ at April 20, 2017 02:32 AM (zlQMj)

525 523 Posted by: rickl at April 20, 2017 02:21 AM (sdi6R)

Apt Hash for a guy into anything space related.

Posted by: Coinkydink? I think, not! at April 20, 2017 02:23 AM (d76uN)


What does it mean? I've never been able to make any sense of it.

Posted by: rickl at April 20, 2017 02:33 AM (sdi6R)

526 356 Interesting road names?

Warwoman Road, in Georgia.
And, yes, I've ridden it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2017 11:54 PM (OdK9v)

Macon, GA has a "Pio Nono Rd," named for Pius IX. Which is odd for Georgia.

Posted by: Fox2! at April 20, 2017 02:34 AM (brIR5)

527 I've seen a "Gayman Drive" near me. I'm glad I don't live there.

Posted by: rickl at April 20, 2017 02:36 AM (sdi6R)

528 The Russki feed is showing a tree-planting ceremony. The Russians have all kinds of rituals surrounding their manned space launches.

Posted by: rickl at April 20, 2017 02:39 AM (sdi6R)

529 NASA TV is showing a tour of the inside of the Soyuz spacecraft.

Posted by: rickl at April 20, 2017 02:40 AM (sdi6R)

530 rickl, SDI=Strategic Defense Initiative i.e. "Star Wars" (not the movie).

Posted by: Average Guy at April 20, 2017 02:41 AM (LMcFk)

531 530 rickl, SDI=Strategic Defense Initiative i.e. "Star Wars" (not the movie).
Posted by: Average Guy at April 20, 2017 02:41 AM (LMcFk)


Oh, OK. Thanks.

Posted by: rickl at April 20, 2017 02:43 AM (sdi6R)

532 BTW, I live on Alameda de las Pulgas - "Avenue of the Fleas"

Posted by: Average Guy at April 20, 2017 02:44 AM (LMcFk)

533 308 today I worked at the community college tutoring center. Students come in and say they need someone to "look at" their paper.

what some students want me to do is take their F-grade work and change it to an A because I know grammar, punctuation and composition. They don't want to know what I know. They'll just wait. it's as if they're filling up with gas or something.

the last one of the day was all about the movie Crash, racism, discrimination, prejudice. She mentioned giving head and used 'hardcore' as an adjective, in the paper, and when I said her instructor might object, she said that her instructor says the same thing in class.

this work somedays drives me to despair.
Posted by: booknlass at April 19, 2017 11:36 PM


booknlass, if you're still around, just wanted to let you know you have my sympathy. I'm sure you proved helpful & reassuring to some with serious intent. And I'm also sure, they're not paying you enough for your time! but you knew that. Hang in there!

Posted by: Shopgirl at April 20, 2017 02:44 AM (eiUjG)

534 Roscosmos on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJ8qfhbe24E

NASA TV:
https://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/nasatv/index.html#public

20 minutes to launch.

Posted by: rickl at April 20, 2017 02:45 AM (sdi6R)

535 About 9 minutes to liftoff.

Posted by: rickl at April 20, 2017 02:56 AM (sdi6R)

536 147 Theology question:

If you are in Purgatory, do you know it? OR do you think you are in Hell?

Posted by: JAS at April 19, 2017 10:36 PM (lcylG)

I would think that you have to know that there is an end to the ... purgation... you are undergoing. Part of it is the knowing that the experience of the Godhead is delayed, but not forgone, as with those who die while hopelessly separated from God by their sins.

Posted by: Fox2! at April 20, 2017 03:02 AM (brIR5)

537 what's with the stuffed animal?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2017 03:05 AM (tHwdc)

538 537 what's with the stuffed animal?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2017 03:05 AM (tHwdc)


That's the "Zero G Indicator". It's a tradition with the Russians. Usually it's a toy belonging to one of the cosmonauts' children. Once it starts floating they're in orbit.

Posted by: rickl at April 20, 2017 03:13 AM (sdi6R)

539 Didn't get video like this back in the early days.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2017 03:14 AM (tHwdc)

540 Thanks rickl

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2017 03:14 AM (tHwdc)

541 And they're in orbit! Now for solar panel and antenna deployment.

Posted by: rickl at April 20, 2017 03:15 AM (sdi6R)

542 I'm looking at the Russian feed. The pad crew are already going back to the launch pad.

Posted by: rickl at April 20, 2017 03:16 AM (sdi6R)

543 539 Didn't get video like this back in the early days.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 20, 2017 03:14 AM (tHwdc)


That's for sure. Today's live webcasts are much better than the network TV coverage back in the 60s and 70s.

Posted by: rickl at April 20, 2017 03:19 AM (sdi6R)

544 Soyuz is supposed to dock with the ISS in about 6 hours. NASA TV will cover it live, but I'm going to have to go to bed soon.

Posted by: rickl at April 20, 2017 03:26 AM (sdi6R)

545 Working on a new brew pub in Philadelphia
Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at April 20, 2017 03:45 AM (Ot7+c)

546 there is a whole section of Camp Pendelton called "Los Pulgas", complete with a "Las Pulgas Road", that has its own so marked exits from the I-5 here in #Failifornia.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 20, 2017 04:31 AM (Oy8dI)

547 Veiwing the ISS in the dawn or dusk periods any dockings make it that much bigger seems to me. Haven't watched that in a while

Posted by: Skip at April 20, 2017 04:45 AM (Ot7+c)

548 Mornin'

I see more random street names than strange names.

My sister lives on Golden Oaks Dr. Golden oaks only grow in California, where she does not live.

My mom lives on Tall Oaks. Every tree on her street is a spruce or a pine. No oaks whatsoever, tall or otherwise.

My street name has "Heights" in it. The whole area is flat as a pancake. It's no higher than anywhere else around here.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 20, 2017 05:26 AM (ul9CR)

549 my "Las Pulgas" story... or, how we smuggles a UA Jarhead back onto base...

it was back in the early 80's, when i was serving in a Mech Infantry unit here in Lost Angels, part of the 40th ID (M).

since Planet Irwin had been taken away from the CA ARNG, and Club Bob wasn't really ready to host the whole division, we spent many a weekend in Jarhead Heaven.

since i went advance party, for the pay and the lulz, we had lots of free time to do things that adult supervision might have (would have) prevented.

like going into town for beer, etc, after our day was done.

we hopped in the trusty M-151 and drove back north to the first signs of civilization, found a liquor store and went in to make our purchases.

the person at the counter says "i thought you weren't supposed to come into town in those uniforms?" (BDUs)

i said, "excuse me ma'm?" it was rail thin, androgynous and had a perm... (early 80's, remember?)

"i'm a guy" it screeched, to which i replied "i'm sorry, but you did call us Jarheads..."

we left with our Class VI resupply, and, getting back on the I-5, south, saw a hitchhiker. obviously a Marine, i pulled over, and he jumped in.

i asked him where he was going, and he said he had to sneak back on base, as he didn't have a pass. i told him not to worry, put on this filed jacket, put this cap on, and just keep your mouth shut if they actually stopped us at the gate.

we were off Basilone Road that month, so Las Pulgas wasn't a detour...

coming up to the gate, we killed the headlights early, as we were supposed to, and the gate guards, recognizing a military vehicle, passed us on through with nary a hiccup. Homeboy thought that was awesome, and was even happier when we dropped him off at his front door.

that was one Marine who never had a bad thing to say about Doggies after that.

i wonder why i never made E-5?


Posted by: redc1c4 at April 20, 2017 05:29 AM (Oy8dI)

550 and *that* is how you make sure a thread is good and dead.

Harmony Church Rules!

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 20, 2017 05:58 AM (Oy8dI)

551 Posted by: redc1c4 at April 20, 2017 05:58 AM (Oy8dI)

Nah....not dead...just the shift change.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 20, 2017 06:05 AM (rF0hx)

552 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 20, 2017 06:09 AM (u82oZ)

553 >>> Harmony Church Rules!

Harmony Church and crossbows beats those longbow carrying sissies from Sand Hill.

Posted by: fluffy at April 20, 2017 06:12 AM (jw2Xw)

554 Top of the morning to ya, Skip and CBD.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 20, 2017 06:13 AM (u82oZ)

555 And Fluffy and her crossbows.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 20, 2017 06:15 AM (u82oZ)

556 This Trump fellow. He frightens me.

Posted by: Adolf Hitler at April 20, 2017 06:16 AM (iynDC)

557 Work preps start early. Long day and night ahead.

May every traffic light turn green as you approach.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 20, 2017 06:17 AM (u82oZ)

558 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZYxyUHTsdI

Posted by: Thank You for watching W-O-N-T teevee at April 20, 2017 06:20 AM (d76uN)

559 Wedsday?

Posted by: JAS at April 20, 2017 06:24 AM (lcylG)

560 Harmony Church and crossbows beats those longbow carrying sissies from Sand Hill.
---
LOL

i prefer Claymores

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 20, 2017 06:25 AM (Oy8dI)

561 Thor's day!

Posted by: Adolf Hitler at April 20, 2017 06:27 AM (qFpa2)

562 "Wedsday? "

Metric Calendar. Grunsday is up next.

Posted by: Orville Snorkle at April 20, 2017 06:28 AM (d76uN)

563 Morning, Salty Dog.

It's 'fluffy' and I'm not a she. Moose at Harmony Church should have told ya.

Posted by: fluffy at April 20, 2017 06:28 AM (jw2Xw)

564 >>> i prefer Claymores

How about a flechette round from a 90mm RR?

Posted by: fluffy at April 20, 2017 06:29 AM (jw2Xw)

565 Ummmm.....

fluffy's a Ron not an ette.

Posted by: A correction buried on page d-39. at April 20, 2017 06:29 AM (d76uN)

566 Man, the global free trade orthodoxy is thick skulled. I've been arguing economics with that lot too much lately, and I think I just spat out something that's quote of the day material:

"If I wanted to be dogmatically loyal to a circle-jerk intellectual orthodoxy that is unconcerned with decades of failing results because the theory says it shouldn't turn out this badly, I'd be a Democrat."

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 20, 2017 06:32 AM (J+mig)

567

My hair/1?!!? Wait-wut?

Oh I'm awake again...

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 20, 2017 06:32 AM (HSmrB)

568 >>> Oh I'm awake again...

Retirement can really drag on when you have no hobbies.

Posted by: fluffy at April 20, 2017 06:35 AM (jw2Xw)

569 Retirement can really drag on when you have no hobbies.

Posted by: fluffy at April 20, 2017 06:35 AM (jw2Xw)

You're a Horde member. That qualifies as a minor hobby, you just need to add a few more to the collection.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 20, 2017 06:37 AM (J+mig)

570 Retirement can really drag on when you have no hobbies.

Drinking is a hobby. Maybe not a healthy hobby, but, none the less.

Plus she can throw the empties at those that displease her

Posted by: Bruce at April 20, 2017 06:37 AM (k0vjy)

571 Ummmm.....

fluffy's a Ron not an ette.
Posted by: A correction buried on page d-39


You have no right to assign gender roles to her. Only she can decide that.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at April 20, 2017 06:42 AM (qFpa2)

572 JJ is up and reporting

Posted by: Bruce at April 20, 2017 06:42 AM (k0vjy)

573 How about a flechette round from a 90mm RR?

Posted by: fluffy at April 20, 2017 06:29 AM (jw2Xw)

---
/me offers free upgrade to 106mm RCLR, offers to steal Ontos from local ancient Jarheads for Moron joyride

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 20, 2017 06:44 AM (Oy8dI)

574 Retirement can really drag on when you have no hobbies.



Naps
Fishing
Hunting
Naps
Shooting
Naps
Pr0n
Naps
Reading
Animals
Naps

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2017 06:47 AM (vZ0KM)

575 Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 20, 2017 06:13 AM (u82oZ)

And a very good morning to you!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 20, 2017 06:48 AM (rF0hx)

576 i call BULLSHIT!

drinking isn't anywhere in there.

F my VA doc.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 20, 2017 06:48 AM (Oy8dI)

577 Nood

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2017 06:49 AM (vZ0KM)

578 Posted by: Orville Snorkle at April 20, 2017 06:28 AM (d76uN)

Okay....that was funny.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 20, 2017 06:51 AM (rF0hx)

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