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French Police Arrest Two Men Pledged to ISIS Just Before a Planned Attack and Possible Assassination of French Presidential Candidate

One of the possible presidential-candidate targets seems to be Francis Fillon, Les Republicanes' candidate, who's not much of a threat to win the race mostly due to his wife being caught in some kind of no-show-job-for-a-paycheck scandal. I think he's in fourth place, after the pro-EU socialist Macron, the FN's Le Pen, and a far-left guy leading the umbrella parties of the left (Communists, etc.) named Melachon, who's anti-EU. But very far left.

The other possibility is Le Pen, who planned on holding a rally in Marseille (where these terrorists were based) tomorrow.

Anyway, who knows, maybe this will help Fillon. The first round of voting is on Sunday, I think. Then they'll have a run off of the top two finishers (which is why LePen can't win -- usually, all other parties unite against an FN candidate who finishes top two in the first round).

One attack thwarted, but who knows how many others are planned?

British intelligence officers helped foil a 'Day of the Jackal' style plot by two Islamic State fanatics to murder a French presidential candidate, it emerged tonight.

Clement Baur, 23, and Mahiedine Merabet, 29, were in a high security prison after their rented flat in Marseille was raided on Tuesday afternoon as they prepared for 'an imminent attack'.

Both French nationals were known to police as radical Islamists who had converted in prison while serving time for drugs offences.

...

Agents from the DGSI, France domestic secret service, found weapons in the Marseille apartment, along with TATP, the so-called 'Mother of Satan' explosives that are frequently used by jihadis.

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'Intelligence about the men came from British officers working to combat terrorism in Europe,' said a source close to the case.

Police found a video made by the two men in which they declared allegiance to ISIS and a Le Monde newspaper front page showing the right-wing conservative politician Francois Fillon.

It was part of a photomontage that included a machine gun, an Isis flag, ammunition and the words 'The Law of Talion,' after a fictional character in an intensely violent videogame.

Photographs of the terror suspects had been given to Fillon's and Le Pen's staffs, so that they could be on the look out.

Posted by: Ace at 06:59 PM




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1
The French people made their le beds...

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 18, 2017 06:53 PM (a6O80)

2 Le Pen needs a Trump like surge. Any terrorist act helps her.

but odds are still against her ... though there may be the 8% that don't want to admit to any pollster.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 18, 2017 06:53 PM (TmCOq)

3 Top 2?

Posted by: Weasel at April 18, 2017 06:53 PM (Sfs6o)

4 French can be pretty cool when they get their shit together. Like when they blew up that Greenpeace ship...

Posted by: Dang at April 18, 2017 06:53 PM (8b+oT)

5 Damnit!

Posted by: Weasel at April 18, 2017 06:54 PM (Sfs6o)

6 Once upon a time Western Civilization spanned the globe, and controlled everywhere it went, the culture, the peoples, the flow of civilization, really.

Not anymore.

It's in retreat, and in some places, the very places where it started, it may be done for.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 18, 2017 06:55 PM (Pz4pT)

7 Wow a U-2 just flew over the house. First time in over 35 years near this AF base I've seen that.

Posted by: freaked at April 18, 2017 06:55 PM (BO/km)

8 Drudge had a link to an article that stated that up to 33% of French voters are "undecided". Most of those, I suspect, are looking hard at Le Pen.

Posted by: mrp at April 18, 2017 06:55 PM (Pqytn)

9 Damnit!

Posted by: Weasel
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Holy fuck, man! You gotta rein shit in!

Posted by: Dang at April 18, 2017 06:56 PM (8b+oT)

10 2 Le Pen needs a Trump like surge. Any terrorist act helps her.

but odds are still against her ... though there may be the 8% that don't want to admit to any pollster.

Hello....

Posted by: secret deplorable fearing for their lives Trump voter... at April 18, 2017 06:56 PM (O2RFr)

11 There's such a thing as scandals in Franch?


There's the news item I'm taking away from this.

Posted by: eleven at April 18, 2017 06:56 PM (qUNWi)

12 Feminists back Islam. A double dose of we are fucked for Western Civilization.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 18, 2017 06:57 PM (2qHjF)

13 I could see LePen being the target, but if they killed her...

France likes to riot, and I don't think it would turn out well.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2017 06:57 PM (39g3+)

14 Not doubting but thought U-2's were done . The planes not the band

Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2017 06:57 PM (Ot7+c)

15 France has almost no erections lasting more than four hours.

Almost no.

Look it up.

Posted by: Dang at April 18, 2017 06:58 PM (8b+oT)

16 9 Damnit!
Posted by: Weasel
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Holy fuck, man! You gotta rein shit in!
Posted by: Dang at April 18, 2017 06:56 PM (8b+oT)
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My shit is weak.

Posted by: Weasel at April 18, 2017 06:58 PM (Sfs6o)

17 Feminists back Islam.

There's feminists, and then there are women with daddy issues so bad they can't think straight.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 18, 2017 06:58 PM (6FqZa)

18 +French Police Arrest Two Men Pledged to ISIS Just Before a Planned Attack and Possible Assassination of French Presidential Candidate


And are busily and happily beating their balls off as we speak.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 18, 2017 06:58 PM (SRKgf)

19 It was part of a photomontage that included a machine gun, an Isis flag, ammunition and the words 'The Law of Talion,' after a fictional character in an intensely violent videogame.

There you go. Ban videogames.

Posted by: rickl at April 18, 2017 06:58 PM (sdi6R)

20 France.....irrelevant since 1815.

We should have broken them up and sold their land to their neighbors in 1945 instead of propping their unwashed asses up for another go around on the loser circuit from 1945 till present.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 18, 2017 06:59 PM (5VlCp)

21 Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too

Imag.. *BLAM*

Posted by: ISIS at April 18, 2017 06:59 PM (8ZskC)

22 14 Not doubting but thought U-2's were done . The planes not the band
Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2017 06:57 PM (Ot7+c)

+++

Still in service according to Wiki.

Posted by: washrivergal at April 18, 2017 06:59 PM (Ivjge)

23 Feminists back Islam. A double dose of we are fucked for Western Civilization.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 18, 2017 06:57 PM (2qHjF)


I'm done using that word, feminists.

I'll just call them fascists. It's what they are. The uniform doesn't matter. Swastikas, pussy hats. Same thing.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 18, 2017 06:59 PM (Pz4pT)

24 The sidebar story about movies in China is missing another very important data point. China banned the ghostbusters remake.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 18, 2017 07:00 PM (z/Ubi)

25 Damnit!

Posted by: Weasel

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Holy fuck, man! You gotta rein shit in!

Posted by: Dang at April 18, 2017 06:56 PM (8b+oT)

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My shit is weak.

Posted by: Weasel
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There'll be other threads. You missed it by that]/i] much. *holds up his fingers one post depth apart*

Posted by: Dang at April 18, 2017 07:01 PM (8b+oT)

26 24 The sidebar story about movies in China is missing another very important data point. China banned the ghostbusters remake.
Posted by: Buzzion at April 18, 2017 07:00 PM (z/Ubi)



Full marks for taste.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 18, 2017 07:02 PM (SRKgf)

27 I think China banned the Ghostbusters film because of its depiction of supernatural events rather than being a crappy job with a lousy cast.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2017 07:02 PM (39g3+)

28 The police should have an unwritten policy that for these types of raids, they simply execute the people involved and report there was no other option. Essentially they are enemy troops.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 18, 2017 07:02 PM (ufi/n)

29 Feminists- An irrelevant cause for irrelevant people.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 18, 2017 07:02 PM (iPWaB)

30 China banned the ghostbusters remake.

Posted by: Buzzion
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And I thought they supported abortions...

Posted by: Dang at April 18, 2017 07:03 PM (8b+oT)

31 "Not doubting but thought U-2's were done ."

No it's supported at Robins AFB and I knew that. First one I've seen in the air though.

Posted by: freaked at April 18, 2017 07:03 PM (BO/km)

32 The sidebar story about movies in China is missing another very important data point. China banned the ghostbusters remake.
Posted by: Buzzion at April 18, 2017 07:00 PM (z/Ubi)


China loves crappy action movies. It's hilarious. American audiences don't know why they keep getting crapped on by Hollowwood?

That's why. You aren't the target audience.

The stupid Dinsey Star Wars movie even had a Chinaman in it. I guess it didn't help.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 18, 2017 07:03 PM (Pz4pT)

33
My shit is weak.

Posted by: Weasel
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There'll be other threads. You missed it by that]/i] much. *holds up his fingers one post depth apart*
Posted by: Dang at April 18, 2017 07:01 PM (8b+oT)
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Thanks, but I feel like I let you guys down.

Posted by: Weasel at April 18, 2017 07:03 PM (Sfs6o)

34 he's in fourth place, after the pro-EU socialist Macron, the FN's Le Pen, and a far-left guy leading the umbrella parties of the left (Communists, etc.) named Melachon,
..........

Where is Croissant?

Posted by: wth at April 18, 2017 07:04 PM (HgMAr)

35 34 wth

Where is phone?

Posted by: ibguy at April 18, 2017 07:04 PM (vUcdz)

36 Good to know they are still flying

Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2017 07:04 PM (Ot7+c)

37 I could see LePen being the target, but if they killed her...

France likes to riot, and I don't think it would turn out well.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Oh, some would riot, but the full weight of the state would come down on them. Nothing excites the statists like viciously stopping a challenge to their authority.

France, the EU, and the UK are too far gone. It's over. They are fucked.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2017 07:05 PM (GgzGa)

38 'Sup Weasel ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 18, 2017 07:05 PM (fiGNd)

39 I can't remember which Iron Man film it was, but the Chinese version had an entire extended scene added in with a Chinese doctor who was super important to the plot. It was so lousy and pandering that even Chinese audiences panned the scene.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2017 07:05 PM (39g3+)

40 A bunch of Chinese movies on Netflix are a lot better than the crap oozing out of Hollywood.

Posted by: Dang at April 18, 2017 07:05 PM (8b+oT)

41 JUST IN: Protected DREAMer deported for the first time under Trump

http://hill.cm/1XdMu9S

Posted by: The Deporting Hat at April 18, 2017 07:06 PM (rUIbB)

42
14 Not doubting but thought U-2's were done . The planes not the band

Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2017 06:57 PM (Ot7+c)



Still going strong, after over 60 years!

Just like me

Posted by: Spun and Murky at April 18, 2017 07:07 PM (4DCSq)

43 The French should vote for whoever bathes most often.

Posted by: wth at April 18, 2017 07:07 PM (HgMAr)

44 38 'Sup Weasel ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 18, 2017 07:05 PM (fiGNd)
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Not much - just hanging out. Been doing more yard work than shooting, or at least so it seems.
You?

Posted by: Weasel at April 18, 2017 07:07 PM (Sfs6o)

45 This election might be the make or break of France, I hope with Brexit then Trump maybe the world is waking up.

Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2017 07:07 PM (Ot7+c)

46 The French should vote for whoever bathes most often.
Posted by: wth


Oh, some of them wash their feet before they pray.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2017 07:08 PM (GgzGa)

47 Seems like prison for drug crimes is a pretty common recruiting pool on both sides of the Atlantic.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 18, 2017 07:08 PM (sEDyY)

48 So if they did assassinate a candidate, how does that work in the French elections? Does the party get to appoint someone else to run? Or do they essentially just lose the election?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2017 07:08 PM (aZq03)

49 Police found a video made by the two men in which they declared allegiance to ISIS

Maybe mailing the vid to MI6 with a nanny-nanny-beux-beux note was a mistake.

Posted by: DaveA at April 18, 2017 07:09 PM (FhXTo)

50 Wow a U-2 just flew over the house.

Bono or The Edge?

Posted by: gig to gig via trebuchet at April 18, 2017 07:09 PM (wpC7C)

51 Italy is the most likely next country to leave the EU. Three anti-EU parties have been consistently polling at or above a combined 50% of the vote.

Of course, the more interesting election than the French one is the snap election in the UK.

Labour is poised to be ground into the dirt.

Posted by: The Electing Hat at April 18, 2017 07:09 PM (rUIbB)

52 You?
Posted by: Weasel at April 18, 2017 07:07 PM (Sfs6o)


About the same. A couple trips to the range. Nothing longer than a half-day.

And yard work out the ass.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 18, 2017 07:09 PM (fiGNd)

53 41 JUST IN: Protected DREAMer deported for the first time under Trump

http://hill.cm/1XdMu9S
Posted by: The Deporting Hat at April 18, 2017 07:06 PM (rUIbB)


Talk about light on the facts. He's been investigated twice previously? Bet he's got a record.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 18, 2017 07:10 PM (z/Ubi)

54 Clement Baur

Amusingly Clement means merciful.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2017 07:10 PM (aZq03)

55 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2017 06:57 PM (39g3+)

Parisians particularly seem to have made a hobby of rioting and mob violence for over 500 years. *That* was a fascinating bit of history that never showed up at school.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 18, 2017 07:11 PM (sEDyY)

56 41 JUST IN: Protected DREAMer deported for the first time under Trump

http://hill.cm/1XdMu9S
Posted by: The Deporting Hat at April 18, 2017 07:06 PM (rUIbB)



What do you call that?

A good start.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 18, 2017 07:12 PM (SRKgf)

57 This election might be the make or break of France, I hope with Brexit then Trump maybe the world is waking up.
Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2017 07:07 PM (Ot7+c)


Common thread: A national identity, not afraid to be itself, and not afraid to defend itself.

We have our own problems, but I'd rather have ours than either of theirs.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 18, 2017 07:12 PM (Pz4pT)

58 Posted by: The Deporting Hat at April 18, 2017 07:06 PM (rUIbB)
...........

One down, ? million to go.

Posted by: wth at April 18, 2017 07:12 PM (HgMAr)

59 Its almost like all the totalitarian factions are working together to bring down America and Western Civilization.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 18, 2017 07:12 PM (2qHjF)

60 due to his wife being caught in some kind of no-show-job-for-a-paycheck scandal.
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That's awful!

Posted by: michelle obama, now ordinary citizen at April 18, 2017 07:12 PM (nlbfN)

61 And yard work out the ass.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 18, 2017 07:09 PM (fiGNd)
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I was in NC a couple of weekends ago coaching for team matches but haven't been behind a rifle since the '03 Spfld outing I mentioned about a month ago.

Posted by: Weasel at April 18, 2017 07:13 PM (Sfs6o)

62 58 Posted by: The Deporting Hat at April 18, 2017 07:06 PM (rUIbB)
...........

One down, ? million to go.
Posted by: wth at April 18, 2017 07:12 PM (HgMAr)



The thing is one high profile deportation like this will probably discourage 1000 wetbacks from crossing the border.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 18, 2017 07:14 PM (SRKgf)

63 40 A bunch of Chinese movies on Netflix are a lot better than the crap oozing out of Hollywood.
Posted by: Dang at April 18, 2017 07:05 PM (8b+oT)

So they offer a release and satisfaction at the end?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 18, 2017 07:14 PM (2qHjF)

64 That's awful!

Posted by: michelle obama, now ordinary citizen at April 18, 2017 07:12 PM (nlbfN)
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I've mentioned that Moochelle's salary got doubled right after her husband was elected to the Senate to some LIVs I know. At first they deny it, then they just seem to...ignore it.

It is amazing how people can just block corruption out of their mind so easily.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2017 07:14 PM (aZq03)

65 Poor Dreamer, speaking from a relatives house in western Mexico.
Probably a fucking hacienda on the beach with Guatemalan slaves.

Posted by: wth at April 18, 2017 07:15 PM (HgMAr)

66 Far left?! But zee 100% tax rate on anyone making more zhan the 100-large, as you Americains say, she is just commonsense!

Posted by: Monsieur Melachon at April 18, 2017 07:15 PM (nlbfN)

67 A bunch of Chinese movies on Netflix are a lot better than the crap oozing out of Hollywood.
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I'm looking forward to the Russian movie with the werebear with a chain gun. I'm sure America will be the villains somehow but the politics will likely be a lot less thick then the average Hollywood blockbuster.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2017 07:15 PM (aZq03)

68 Is Chinese porn pixelated?

Posted by: Weasel at April 18, 2017 07:16 PM (Sfs6o)

69 Wanna bet the "machine-gun" on the flag is actually an AK-47?

Posted by: andycanuck at April 18, 2017 07:17 PM (nlbfN)

70 Is Chinese porn pixelated?
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No but they abort most of the girls' scenes on the casting couch.

Major sausage party.

Posted by: Obligatory at April 18, 2017 07:17 PM (aZq03)

71 It's time for LePen.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 18, 2017 07:17 PM (LTHVh)

72 Wow a U-2 just flew over the house. First time in over 35 years near this AF base I've seen that.
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Did you shoot it down?

Posted by: jane fonda-dick at April 18, 2017 07:18 PM (nlbfN)

73 "Bono or The Edge?"

What's Sonny Bono got to do with it? Aint he daid?

Makes me proud to see that plane fly by. I was really surprised.

Posted by: freaked at April 18, 2017 07:18 PM (BO/km)

74 65 Poor Dreamer, speaking from a relatives house in western Mexico.
Probably a fucking hacienda on the beach with Guatemalan slaves.
Posted by: wth at April 18, 2017 07:15 PM (HgMAr)



Want to make a bet that if they wanted a photo of him they would need to crop out or photoshop a gang tattoo?

Posted by: buzzion at April 18, 2017 07:18 PM (z/Ubi)

75 It is interesting that the most pressing danger for every major western country right now is its own damned government.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2017 07:18 PM (aZq03)

76 So if they did assassinate a candidate, how does that work in the French elections? Does the party get to appoint someone else to run? Or do they essentially just lose the election?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2017 07:08 PM (aZq03)
.............

Maybe the rest of them surrender and the assassin gets elected.

Posted by: wth at April 18, 2017 07:19 PM (HgMAr)

77 "An Eye For An Eye: The principle is sometimes referred using the Latin term lex talionis or the law of talion."

From the first google result......but go ahead media, blame video games

(as an aside, I'd hardly put Lord of the Rings: Shadow of Mordor, which I can only assume is the aforementioned game since the protagonist's name is Talion, in the category of INTENSELY violent. It's no more violent than the LOTR movies, so take that as you will)


Posted by: Moebius at April 18, 2017 07:19 PM (Trgvb)

78 radicalized in prison, radicalized in prison...hmmmm, that sounds.. eureka !! that other upset individual who shot up British Parliament was radicalized in prison as well. it's like there is prison based islamic radicalization, but i don;t want to be presumptuous.

Posted by: runner at April 18, 2017 07:20 PM (c6/9Q)

79 67 A bunch of Chinese movies on Netflix are a lot better than the crap oozing out of Hollywood.
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I'm looking forward to the Russian movie with the werebear with a chain gun. I'm sure America will be the villains somehow but the politics will likely be a lot less thick then the average Hollywood blockbuster.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2017 07:15 PM (aZq03)

It doesn't bother me when foreign films make America the villain. I'm used to it from American films.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 18, 2017 07:20 PM (2qHjF)

80 Maybe the rest of them surrender and the assassin gets elected.
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We will not surrender to ISIS today mon dieu!

It is a holiday, we will surrender to them tomorrow.

Posted by: France at April 18, 2017 07:20 PM (aZq03)

81 I've mentioned that Moochelle's salary got doubled right after her husband was elected to the Senate to some LIVs I know. At first they deny it, then they just seem to...ignore it.

It is amazing how people can just block corruption out of their mind so easily.



At a job so vital, they didn't even bother to fill the position when she went to DC.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 18, 2017 07:20 PM (LTHVh)

82 "Did you shoot it down?"

Jane you ignorant slut.

Posted by: freaked at April 18, 2017 07:20 PM (BO/km)

83 The Old Bailey is now the second biggest mosque in the UK.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 18, 2017 07:22 PM (iPWaB)

84

Well, show me the way
To the next little girl
Oh, don't ask why
Oh, don't ask why

Show me the way
To the next little girl
Oh, don't ask why
Oh, don't ask why

For if we don't find
The next little girl
I tell you we must die
I tell you we must die
I tell you, I tell you
I tell you we must die

Posted by: Jim Morrison at April 18, 2017 07:23 PM (DpOmP)

85 41 JUST IN: Protected DREAMer deported for the first time under Trump

http://hill.cm/1XdMu9S

Posted by: The Deporting Hat at April 18, 2017 07:06 PM (rUIbB)

"I got a paper signed by Obama!"

*takes paper and tears it in pieces*

"Get in the fuckin' van."

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 18, 2017 07:23 PM (4ErVI)

86 We may never know zee motive.

Posted by: inspector clouseau at April 18, 2017 07:24 PM (Ta1DO)

87 75 It is interesting that the most pressing danger for every major western country right now is its own damned government.

Hmm ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 18, 2017 07:24 PM (fiGNd)

88 Saw, accidentally, a piece on Alex Jones on CBS Evening News, "In special English". It showed two clips of him saying 911 was an inside job and Sandy Hook was a fraud used to attack the Second Amendment. It was followed by video's of a "Friend from New York" who promised da, da, da............


They are fucking relentless.

Posted by: Javems at April 18, 2017 07:24 PM (yOqwj)

89 Send'em to the Krauts. Merkel will gladly accomodate them in one of her alpine resorts.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 18, 2017 07:24 PM (X+rUO)

90 It's time for LePen.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 18, 2017 07:17 PM (LTHVh)
.......

and LePhone.

Posted by: Barry Soetoro, never worked a day in my life, and don't plan to start now at April 18, 2017 07:24 PM (HgMAr)

91 Re the Fresno spree shooter.....as if living in Fresno wasn't bad enough ...

Posted by: MSTisdale at April 18, 2017 07:24 PM (g9d8D)

92 41 JUST IN: Protected DREAMer deported for the first time under Trump

http://hill.cm/1XdMu9S
Posted by: The Deporting Hat at April 18, 2017 07:06 PM (rUIbB)
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Talk about light on the facts. He's been investigated twice previously? Bet he's got a record.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 18, 2017 07:10 PM (z/Ubi)



CaliMexiCali, places like that, they walk back an forth at will. Can't stop that. BUT make a residence her and Prez 45 will send you packin'.

Posted by: gNewt at April 18, 2017 07:25 PM (Xrson)

93 It is amazing how people can just block corruption out of their mind so easily.
Or refuse to believe it based on the source. That's a Faux News lie!!1!1!!

Posted by: andycanuck at April 18, 2017 07:25 PM (nlbfN)

94 I was watching this show about Bruce Lee, and Brandon Lee today,

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 18, 2017 07:25 PM (6Ll1u)

95 We may choose to never know the motive.....

Posted by: MSTisdale at April 18, 2017 07:26 PM (g9d8D)

96
It is amazing how people can just block corruption out of their mind so easily.


It's fairly easy if you don't pay taxes

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 18, 2017 07:27 PM (lKyWE)

97 Hey, ya'll! I got "re-blonded" this afternoon. My husband said it lowers my IQ. In a "cute" way.

Anyhow, I've been avoiding the news since before Easter.

I take it we're still royally and truly fucked. Right?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2017 07:27 PM (PY9jH)

98 It must be terrifying to go out in public knowing the chances that you will be killed by a islamic maniac are increasing dramatically every day.

Posted by: freaked at April 18, 2017 07:27 PM (BO/km)

99 Saw, accidentally, a piece on Alex Jones on CBS Evening News,
***
Jones was a major opponent of the WoT. The left often trotted him out as one of their favorite "conservatives" until 2009 for some reason...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2017 07:27 PM (aZq03)

100 Been doing more yard work than shooting, or at least so it seems.



Posted by: Weasel at April 18, 2017 07:07 PM (Sfs6o)

This is so Wrong I don't know where to begin.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 18, 2017 07:28 PM (tHwdc)

101 I was watching this show about Bruce Lee, and Brandon Lee today,
Was it called I Love You Two Lee???

Posted by: andycanuck at April 18, 2017 07:29 PM (nlbfN)

102 97
Yes. Quite.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 18, 2017 07:30 PM (X+rUO)

103 Hey, ya'll! I got "re-blonded" this afternoon. My husband said it lowers my IQ. In a "cute" way.
...........

So it didn't affect sandwich quality then?

Posted by: wth at April 18, 2017 07:30 PM (HgMAr)

104 Does Steve Kroft still drink champagne from his mistress...

Posted by: get Behind me satan at April 18, 2017 07:30 PM (Xrson)

105 Looks like the Deep State is on the march.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 18, 2017 07:30 PM (+lv+r)

106 Yes, yes, LePen is sooooo racist!

ze captured terorrists aren't "real" Muslims, American pigs!

Posted by: Young Frenchie Woman at April 18, 2017 07:31 PM (E/ibL)

107 Does Steve Kroft still drink champagne from his mistress...
Posted by: get Behind me satan

The bubbles tickle.

Posted by: Hope Solo at April 18, 2017 07:31 PM (fYbFJ)

108 Mexicali Rose- A Tijuana whore by any definition.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 18, 2017 07:31 PM (iPWaB)

109 Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 18, 2017 07:28 PM (tHwdc)
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Ha! Tell me about it. On Sunday I also managed to fall down some steps in the back yard and wrench my back - but the good news is the Percocet I'm taking for a kidney stone works on wrenched backs, too.

Posted by: Weasel at April 18, 2017 07:31 PM (Sfs6o)

110 Jones was a major opponent of the WoT. The left often trotted him out as
one of their favorite "conservatives" until 2009 for some reason...
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Posted by: cindy sheehan at April 18, 2017 07:31 PM (nlbfN)

111 That sidebar on Barry and Michael on Geffin's mega yacht:

"At some point, you've made enough money." -- Barry

Tom Hanks is forever dead to me. Orca has been for a while.

But the Mighty Scalp Weasel owns a yuuge, luxurious mega mansion. Shame!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2017 07:32 PM (PY9jH)

112 With all of the shit's that's going on and with all that's being reveled I'm making more connections than James Burke!

Posted by: Kreplach at April 18, 2017 07:32 PM (+lv+r)

113 Been doing more yard work than shooting, or at least so it seems.

Posted by: Weasel at April 18, 2017 07:07 PM (Sfs6o)
...........

Bring your .22 while doing yardwork and shoot the gophers.

Posted by: wth at April 18, 2017 07:32 PM (HgMAr)

114 So it didn't affect sandwich quality then?

Posted by: wth at April 18, 2017 07:30 PM (HgMAr)


Nope. Still make a mean sammich.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2017 07:33 PM (PY9jH)

115 The sidebar story about movies in China is missing another very important data point. China banned the ghostbusters remake.
Posted by: Buzzion at April 18, 2017 07:00 PM (z/Ubi)

It was banned because it showed supernatural elements. That's not allowed in China.

But in general it just goes to show that Americans actually have better taste than the Chinese.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at April 18, 2017 07:33 PM (J70i0)

116 Why the hell do the Fwench keep turning a blind eye to all the practitioners of the Religion of Peace who have camped out in their country?

WHY?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2017 07:34 PM (PY9jH)

117 Hanks, Oprah, Springsteen, and Barry. The dogshit quartet.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 18, 2017 07:34 PM (X+rUO)

118 C'mon Blue Jackets --don't get swept!

Posted by: logprof at April 18, 2017 07:35 PM (GsAUU)

119 The police should just round up and execute all known wolves. Not deport them, since they will merely sneak back in amongst the refugees.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 18, 2017 07:35 PM (vRcUp)

120 116 Why the hell do the Fwench keep turning a blind eye to all the practitioners of the Religion of Peace who have camped out in their country?

WHY?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2017 07:34 PM (PY9jH)

It's not "real" Islam, stupid American, *turns nose up high*.

Posted by: Young Frenchie Woman at April 18, 2017 07:35 PM (E/ibL)

121 I am suddenly desirous of a sammich.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 18, 2017 07:35 PM (LTHVh)

122 To the Left wolves are a protected species.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 18, 2017 07:36 PM (nlbfN)

123
It was banned because it showed supernatural elements. That's not allowed in China.

Isn't Chinese folklore full of supernatural elements?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 18, 2017 07:36 PM (lKyWE)

124 Ha! Tell me about it. On Sunday I also managed to
fall down some steps in the back yard and wrench my back - but the good
news is the Percocet I'm taking for a kidney stone works on wrenched
backs, too.

Posted by: Weasel at April 18, 2017 07:31 PM (Sfs6o)

I had a kidney stone, they gave me morphine. Thought I was gonna die. Hubby was freaked but self-possessed.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 18, 2017 07:36 PM (tHwdc)

125 This is simply the chickens of Sykes Picot, coming home to roost after a meal of couscous a l'Algerienne.

Modern France must pay for its colonial sins of three generations ago, just like Egypt and Iraq should pay for theirs of thirty generations ago. Because the statute of limitations on generational sins is seven generations. Exactly. International Law and Desmond Tutu and stuff.

You know. Like, Justice.


Posted by: Oberlin Reviewer at April 18, 2017 07:37 PM (rLs2u)

126 Jane- Because the French do 3 billion in business with Iran every year and the Germans do even more.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 18, 2017 07:37 PM (iPWaB)

127 It is amazing how people can just block corruption out of their mind so easily.

It's fairly easy if you don't pay taxes
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 18, 2017 07:27 PM (lKyWE)


Works pretty well on those that pay as well.

I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments by those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations. - James Madison

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 18, 2017 07:37 PM (fiGNd)

128 ...and sorry to hear about the steps, Weasel. We old folks gotta be careful!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 18, 2017 07:37 PM (tHwdc)

129 I was hoping Barry would go all Robert Wagner on Moochelle.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 18, 2017 07:37 PM (X+rUO)

130 It was banned because it showed supernatural elements. That's not allowed in China.

What about that movie Couching Tiger Hidden Dragon? That had orientals flying the air. Seems pretty supernatural.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 18, 2017 07:38 PM (vRcUp)

131 Day of the Goat is more like it.

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at April 18, 2017 07:38 PM (Tyii7)

132 Great political cartoon by Ramirez on ISIS:

http://brianmcarey.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/isis.jpg

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 18, 2017 07:38 PM (wTwJ2)

133 "Curious heifers marched after beaver"http://tinyurl.com/n5esod4

Don't we all.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 18, 2017 07:38 PM (w+Jhj)

134 I'm sure that it will take Ryan 3 years to bring up a bill to kick Turkey out of NATO, Turkey dictator good, Trump bad.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 18, 2017 07:39 PM (6Ll1u)

135 It's not "real" Islam, stupid American, *turns nose up high*.
Posted by: Young Frenchie Woman

Turning up nose is haram for woman under sharia. You can have death or ugu!

Posted by: Mohammed bin Mohammed al Mohammed at April 18, 2017 07:39 PM (fYbFJ)

136 Hanks, Oprah, Springsteen, and Barry. The dogshit quartet.


Posted by: Under Fire at April 18, 2017 07:34 PM (X+rUO)


Yep. What a shame. Hanks is as big a Prog as any. He's dead to me.

I think of all the young men who fought and died that he portrayed in his films. Young men who wanted to save the world from Socialism and worse.

And now Prog Boy Hanks is all in on the very thing those boys sacrificed their lives to save us from. Shame on you, Hanks, you spoiled millionaire idiot. I remember him on camera saying he wished Barry could be president forever.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2017 07:39 PM (PY9jH)

137 I had a kidney stone, they gave me morphine. Thought I was gonna die. Hubby was freaked but self-possessed.


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 18, 2017 07:36 PM (tHwdc)

Everybody with their first kidney stone thinks they are gonna die. By the time they get to their third, they are just HOPING they are gonna die. Pure, sweet agony, as clean as it comes.

Posted by: Oberlin Reviewer at April 18, 2017 07:40 PM (rLs2u)

138
We don't use the word Cloying enough.

What does cloying mean, btw?

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 18, 2017 07:40 PM (a6O80)

139 It was banned because it showed supernatural elements. That's not allowed in China.

I've heard they use that as an excuse to ban things they don't like for other reasons.

Posted by: Max Power at April 18, 2017 07:41 PM (q177U)

140 I've had two kidney stones (in my early twenties). Pain meds at home didn't touch the sheer agony.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2017 07:41 PM (PY9jH)

141 Off, retarded sophomoric sock. Be gone.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 18, 2017 07:42 PM (rLs2u)

142 Tom Hanks is forever dead to me.

Yeah, I thought he had kind of rejected the New World Order. Guess I must have been mistaken.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 18, 2017 07:42 PM (Tyii7)

143 I had a kidney stone, they gave me morphine. Thought I was gonna die. Hubby was freaked but self-possessed.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 18, 2017 07:36 PM (tHwdc)
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This is the second one I've had - both have been very unpleasant but not as crippling as I've heard they can be.
I also consider the aerobatics on the back steps to have been successful overall because I managed to avoid falling on top of the 3 prong garden claw tool I was carrying at the time.

Posted by: Weasel at April 18, 2017 07:43 PM (Sfs6o)

144 painkillers didn't help the referred pain from my kidney stone. And, since it didn't pass, the procedure pain was insane ... then they had to get the stents.

Posted by: Jean at April 18, 2017 07:43 PM (Svgsg)

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 18, 2017 07:44 PM (rLs2u)

146 I guess the Chinese government is trying to 'cure' their people of superstitious beliefs. Even Chinese here in Toronto believe in ghosts, with businesses failing in haunted buildings and the like. And you've probably heard about them being very careful over lucky and unlucky street numbers when buying houses for example.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 18, 2017 07:44 PM (nlbfN)

147 116 Why the hell do the Fwench keep turning a blind eye to all the practitioners of the Religion of Peace who have camped out in their country?

WHY?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2017 07:34 PM (PY9jH)

I think there is a lot of guilt over their treatment of Algeria/Tunisia/Morocco during the 50's and 60's. I also think that because most of the Algerie who immigrated to France went to Marseille, and the suburbs of Paris, and for many years, kept to themselves. Note- they never assimilated there, whereas, prior to the 1980's/90's, Muslims in the Maghreb did not wear the hijab or the veil, unless they were bedouin. Khomeini and the Salafists can be thanked for that particular resurgence.

But day to day, Parisians did not have to deal with the immigrants, until one day, with smoking tires and molotov cocktails, they did. And it has only gotten worse. But they hid their heads so long, that now they refuse to admit their stupidity. It's easier to call others racist than to acknowledge that you made a terrible mistake.

Posted by: moki at April 18, 2017 07:44 PM (V+V48)

148
What about that movie Couching Tiger Hidden Dragon? That had orientals flying the air. Seems pretty supernatural.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 18, 2017 07:38 PM (vRcUp)

Didn't see the remake but I'm guessing it was banned because the lead characters were all obnoxious and vulgar women which might not sit to well with the average Chinese viewer

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 18, 2017 07:44 PM (lKyWE)

149
128 ...and sorry to hear about the steps, Weasel. We old folks gotta be careful!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 18, 2017 07:37 PM (tHwdc)
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Thanks! Fertilizing azaleas is dangerous work!

Posted by: Weasel at April 18, 2017 07:45 PM (Sfs6o)

150 The barrel awaits...

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 18, 2017 07:45 PM (w+Jhj)

151 37
Oh, some would riot, but the full weight of the state would come down on them. Nothing excites the statists like viciously stopping a challenge to their authority.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2017 07:05 PM (GgzGa)


That didn't work out so well for the Royalists in 1789.

Posted by: rickl at April 18, 2017 07:45 PM (sdi6R)

152
These rich leftists get very nervous when they think middle class and lower class people might have a chance at prosperity.

That's what Soros and Buffet and oprha are really angry about.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 18, 2017 07:45 PM (a6O80)

153 #146 Addendum: although #139 Max is undoubtedly correct too--I could see them using it against Christianity for example.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 18, 2017 07:45 PM (nlbfN)

154 Feng shui is pure woo-woo.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 18, 2017 07:47 PM (vRcUp)

155 I was in the hospital once for a totally unrelated problem, and passed a kidney stone while I was there. I asked the nurse - "What's that?" She said - 'it's a kidney stone you idiot', or words to that effect. I never felt a thing.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 18, 2017 07:47 PM (lwiT4)

156 Those who have enough money to stay out of the fray don't care about those in the fray

Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2017 07:47 PM (Ot7+c)

157 Maybe the cure is muslim prison and nonmuslim prison. Cuts down on conversion rate.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 18, 2017 07:48 PM (e1mEI)

158

First time I saw a kidney stone pt was classic. Big, fit, muscular guy just writhing on a gurney, ashy grey and sweating with pain. Spot diagnosis. Real proud of my medical student self.

Then I got one, and felt like a shit for being proud of anything at all having anything to do with it.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 18, 2017 07:48 PM (rLs2u)

159 And now Prog Boy Hanks is all in on the very thing those boys sacrificed their lives to save us from. Shame on you, Hanks, you spoiled millionaire idiot. I remember him on camera saying he wished Barry could be president forever.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2017 07:39 PM (PY9jH)


Jane ...

... Statists love the Military too. Most of all.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 18, 2017 07:48 PM (fiGNd)

160 Thank G-d there are no splodey-dopes aboard David Geffen's gay yacht, the Rising Sun.

Posted by: Fritz at April 18, 2017 07:48 PM (TNQMS)

161 Russian intelligence officers helped foil a 'Day of the Cackle' style plot.

Posted by: It's True! at April 18, 2017 07:48 PM (BO/km)

162 Screw you!

Posted by: mister woo-woo at April 18, 2017 07:48 PM (nlbfN)

163 I had a kidney stone, they gave me morphine; nurse rubbed my back till I said it was OK then she stopped the iv. -Sent me home with a bottle of pills and told me to pee through a screen to- save it fo take it to my proctologist.

Posted by: gNewt at April 18, 2017 07:49 PM (Xrson)

164 Isn't using "sonar" to break up the kidney stone pretty standard treatment in the U.S. nowadays?

Posted by: andycanuck at April 18, 2017 07:50 PM (nlbfN)

165 I didn't picture Jane as a blonde.


That's hot.

Posted by: eleven at April 18, 2017 07:50 PM (qUNWi)

166 154 Feng shui is pure woo-woo.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 18, 2017 07:47 PM (vRcUp)
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My S-I-L's mother is Taiwanese and a HUGE Feng Shui believer/advocate/practitioner/whatever. She's also pretty loaded and recently bought a condo that she apparently can't live in for a couple of years until the feng shui ju-ju clears up.

Posted by: Weasel at April 18, 2017 07:50 PM (Sfs6o)

167 See you later once I get on the tablet. (Electronic one; not e.g. morphine.)

Posted by: andycanuck at April 18, 2017 07:51 PM (nlbfN)

168 I like morphine.


It's nice.

Posted by: eleven at April 18, 2017 07:51 PM (qUNWi)

169 Feng shui is pure woo-woo.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 18, 2017 07:47 PM (vRcUp)

Yup....It's an ancient Chinese secret.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 18, 2017 07:52 PM (5VlCp)

170 I've mentioned that Moochelle's salary got doubled right after her husband was elected to the Senate to some LIVs I know. At first they deny it, then they just seem to...ignore it.

It is amazing how people can just block corruption out of their mind so easily.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2017 07:14 PM (aZq03)



Mooch did such a good job that it didn't even need to be done any more once she left. That was $300,000/yr well-spent.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 18, 2017 07:52 PM (SRKgf)

171 And as Weasel's example shows, it's not just minimum-wage types but even the rich and well-educated.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 18, 2017 07:52 PM (nlbfN)

172 The morphine the better.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 18, 2017 07:52 PM (fYbFJ)

173 prior to the 1980's/90's, Muslims in the Maghreb did not wear the hijab or the veil, unless they were bedouin. Khomeini and the Salafists can be thanked for that particular resurgence.

Family was in Algeria 1974-7. This is true. Toward the end of our stay the President Houari Boumediene went abroad and the parliament he'd left behind voted to stick a massive tax on wine. Boumediene returned and vetoed that shit, telling them that if they get rid of their last remaining expats and non-Muslims, they're going back to the Stone Age.

We left before Boumediene died and Algeria... descended into the f@$king Stone Age.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 18, 2017 07:52 PM (6FqZa)

174 /sorry, I sometimes get upset thinking about it.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 18, 2017 07:53 PM (6FqZa)

175 I also must not be doing the Percocet thing correctly because I'm not getting any sort of big buzz out of it.

Posted by: Weasel at April 18, 2017 07:53 PM (Sfs6o)

176
Thank G-d there are no splodey-dopes aboard David Geffen's gay yacht, the Rising Sun.


Posted by: Fritz at April 18, 2017 07:48 PM (TNQMS)

Where's a damned iceberg when you need it? Look at all those entitled douchebags on that mega yacht. All of the preaching the Obama's, Orca, Hanks and the rest lecture us constantly about Saving Gaia.


Wonder what the carbon footprint of that damned boat is? And the Daily Mail was literally swooning over how awesome fullback Michael looked in her white shorts and longish wig.


These assholes would happily watch those of us who disagree with them die. Along with our parents, children, and grandchildren. They are Evil.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2017 07:54 PM (PY9jH)

177 This royal yacht trip, are there pictures, is Michelle in a bikini? Does the boat list to one side as she goes to the rail?

Posted by: gNewt at April 18, 2017 07:54 PM (Xrson)

178 Percocet gives me hallucinations. So does Demerol. And codeine makes me puke.


There. My complete pharmaceutical catalog of complaints.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 18, 2017 07:54 PM (lwiT4)

179 I also must not be doing the Percocet thing correctly because I'm not getting any sort of big buzz out of it.
Posted by: Weasel

Are you chasing it with beer?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 18, 2017 07:54 PM (fYbFJ)

180 I think of all the young men who fought and died that he portrayed in his films. Young men who wanted to save the world from Socialism and worse.

And now Prog Boy Hanks is all in on the very thing those boys sacrificed their lives to save us from. Shame on you, Hanks, you spoiled millionaire idiot. I remember him on camera saying he wished Barry could be president forever.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2017 07:39 PM (PY9jH)



Is it wrong to hope the Muslims don't shoot up the Academy Awards?

If so, I don't want to be right.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 18, 2017 07:55 PM (SRKgf)

181 Tom Hanks has made one good film since the 80's. Road To Perdition. He is the most overrated Hollywood turd with Clooney being 2nd.

I'm not a fan of Hollywood war movies. Fury has been the best in two decades.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 18, 2017 07:55 PM (2qHjF)

182 177 This royal yacht trip, are there pictures, is Michelle in a bikini? Does the boat list to one side as she goes to the rail?
Posted by: gNewt at April 18, 2017 07:54 PM (Xrson)



Good God, man, think what you're saying!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 18, 2017 07:55 PM (SRKgf)

183 Oh...take some laxatives with that opioid.

You'll thank me.

Posted by: eleven at April 18, 2017 07:55 PM (qUNWi)

184 Apollo 13 was also good, although Hanks wasn't the best thing in it.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 18, 2017 07:56 PM (6FqZa)

185 179 I also must not be doing the Percocet thing correctly because I'm not getting any sort of big buzz out of it.
Posted by: Weasel

Are you chasing it with beer?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 18, 2017 07:54 PM (fYbFJ)
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No, but good tip!

Posted by: Weasel at April 18, 2017 07:56 PM (Sfs6o)

186 I liked Tom Hanks in Bosom Buddies. I liked the little guy better though. Peter something.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 18, 2017 07:56 PM (lwiT4)

187 is Michelle in a bikini?

That would be sooooo tasteless.

Posted by: Lena Dumbham at April 18, 2017 07:57 PM (Tyii7)

188
Oh...take some laxatives with that opioid.



You'll thank me.

Posted by: eleven at April 18, 2017 07:55 PM (qUNWi)
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Ya, you could be bound up for weeks.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 18, 2017 07:57 PM (lwiT4)

189 Any time I was prescribed Percocet or whatever, was for post-surgery or some serious injury.

When you're in real, actual pain, you don't get a "buzz." At least, that's been my experience.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2017 07:57 PM (PY9jH)

190 146 I guess the Chinese government is trying to 'cure' their people of superstitious beliefs.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 18, 2017 07:44 PM (nlbfN)



Global warming? Socialism? What?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 18, 2017 07:58 PM (SRKgf)

191 I had a kidney stone attack on a business trip to Memphis back in 1997. It was awful.

I was in the hospital there, getting poked and prodded and went up to X-ray while the pain meds were wearing off, and the X-ray lady had them come in and give me dilaudid. Now that was some wonderful stuff.
As I got the injection, it felt like warm gold rolling up my arm and into my body.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at April 18, 2017 07:58 PM (S6Pax)

192 Barry and Michael don't act like normal parents. if almost as if it was all an act and those children are not really theirs but the Malia is Nesbit daughter and Sasha is Anita Blanchard's daughter. Both are the Obama's best friends who attended every vacation with the "family."

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 18, 2017 07:59 PM (2qHjF)

193 The Daily Mail tells us Mooch looked wonderful in short white shorts, showing off her "fit" body.

But Melania is an ugly skank.

By the way, how long has the youngest Moochette been alone in DC? I thought the Barry Hussein family was all about the kids?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2017 07:59 PM (PY9jH)

194 Any news on the Georgia election?

Posted by: secret deplorable fearing for their lives Trump voter... at April 18, 2017 07:59 PM (O2RFr)

195 Oh...take some laxatives with that opioid.
You'll thank me.


Yep. If you don't, you go from one crisis directly to another, IYKWIM.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 18, 2017 08:00 PM (Tyii7)

196 By the way, how long has the youngest Moochette been alone in DC? I thought the Barry Hussein family was all about the kids?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2017 07:59 PM (PY9jH)
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Yeah - why did they rent out that big house? Is anybody living there? And what happened to Bo the dog?

Posted by: grammie winger at April 18, 2017 08:01 PM (lwiT4)

197 Is it wrong to hope the Muslims don't shoot up the Academy Awards?

If so, I don't want to be right.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 18, 2017 07:55 PM (SRKgf)


If it happens ... we'll be treated to a Media Double Down of Religion of Peace Propaganda. Backed by Establishment Politics. And Law Enforcement.

Anybody want to mock my Tin Foil Duster ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 18, 2017 08:01 PM (fiGNd)

198 Ya, you could be bound up for weeks.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 18, 2017 07:57 PM (lwiT4)
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Yep - another delightful side effect!

Posted by: Weasel at April 18, 2017 08:01 PM (Sfs6o)

199 189 Any time I was prescribed Percocet or whatever, was for post-surgery or some serious injury.

When you're in real, actual pain, you don't get a "buzz." At least, that's been my experience.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2017 07:57 PM (PY9jH)

This is very true. but to be fair, being relived of pain is a buzz in itself.

Also if you are given the real hard stuff for intractable pain and things like kidney stones, you can drift off into dreamland.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 18, 2017 08:02 PM (2qHjF)

200 Yeah - why did they rent out that big house? Is anybody living there? And what happened to Bo the dog?


Posted by: grammie winger at April 18, 2017 08:01 PM (lwiT4)


ValJar must be "baby sitting." Reading the commie "Little Red Book" to Sushi every night before bedtime.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2017 08:03 PM (PY9jH)

201 "you've probably heard about them being very careful over lucky and unlucky street numbers when buying houses"

Worked with a few Chinese when I sold homes. I became well versed in feng shui. The interesting thing was that it made a lot of sense even when converted to western terms.

Posted by: Meremortal, weight weight at April 18, 2017 08:03 PM (3myMJ)

202 And what happened to Bo the dog?
Posted by: grammie winger

I'm no fancy French-trained chef, but I'd say roasted in a white wine sauce with shallots and mushrooms.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 18, 2017 08:04 PM (fYbFJ)

203 If it happens ... we'll be treated to a Media Double Down of Religion of Peace Propaganda. Backed by Establishment Politics. And Law Enforcement.

Anybody want to mock my Tin Foil Duster ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 18, 2017 08:01 PM (fiGNd)



I'm not sure how the MSM would treat this. On one hand, RoP and Party talking points.

But OTOH, a bunch of the celebrities the retards worship being taken out on platters might ... upset ... said retards.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 18, 2017 08:04 PM (SRKgf)

204 195 Oh...take some laxatives with that opioid.
You'll thank me.

Yep. If you don't, you go from one crisis directly to another, IYKWIM.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 18, 2017 08:00 PM (Tyii7

For the love of Moses, DO NOT drink milk. Ask me how I know or don't. I told a Vietnam Vet my story many years ago, and he said yep I bet you had to dig it out of yourself, and then get stitched up down there.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 18, 2017 08:05 PM (2qHjF)

205 you can drift off into dreamland.



Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 18, 2017 08:02 PM (2qHjF)
==============================

Or, you could find yourself looking down at you in the bed while the real you paints the ceiling orange and then eats the drywall while bugs crawl up your leg and into your throat.

Or, dreamland.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 18, 2017 08:05 PM (lwiT4)

206 202 And what happened to Bo the dog?
Posted by: grammie winger

I'm no fancy French-trained chef, but I'd say roasted in a white wine sauce with shallots and mushrooms.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 18, 2017 08:04 PM (fYbFJ)


I was thinking a nice tomato sauce with garlic, as befits a stage prop.


Note to Sushi and Malaria: watch yourselves.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 18, 2017 08:05 PM (SRKgf)

207 I think I had a small kidney stone once. I was out trying to watch a transit of Venus, and when I got home I suddenly felt nauseous. I went to the bathroom and it hurt when I peed, but afterwards I immediately felt better. It wasn't excruciating pain, so I figure it was a very small stone.

Speaking of which, "watching a transit of Venus" should have been on last night's ONT bucket list. They occur in pairs eight years apart, but each pair is over a century apart. I saw the one in 2004 but was clouded out in 2012.

So I'm good. The next pair are in 2117 and 2125.

Posted by: rickl at April 18, 2017 08:05 PM (sdi6R)

208 Hmmm..

With all the shits that's going on, I'm making more Connections than James Burke.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 18, 2017 08:07 PM (+lv+r)

209 Also if you are given the real hard stuff for intractable pain and things like kidney stones, you can drift off into dreamland.



Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 18, 2017 08:02 PM (2qHjF)


I had my belly slit open during an emergency C-Section where the spinal didn't work.

Let me tell you, it's a pain I will never, ever forget. They had me on a morphine drip that made me sick. The second day, a young, male nurse came in to replace the needle in my left hand, and after a couple of minutes of him "exploring" every f*cking vein in my left hand, I lost it. So they put me on Percocet orally and we all got along fine. And I was breast feeding.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2017 08:07 PM (PY9jH)

210 201 "you've probably heard about them being very careful over lucky and unlucky street numbers when buying houses"

Worked with a few Chinese when I sold homes. I became well versed in feng shui. The interesting thing was that it made a lot of sense even when converted to western terms.
Posted by: Meremortal, weight weight at April 18, 2017 08:03 PM (3myMJ)



Penn and Teller's Bullshit covered feng shui. Two different "professionals" rearranged the same room differently.


Its interior decorating with an oriental name.

Posted by: buzzion at April 18, 2017 08:07 PM (z/Ubi)

211 Just happened to cruise past CNN and noticed they have a breaking news story. Trump Russian dossier used to get FISA warrant. Listened for about one minute to the people who are being interviewed guy saying this means James Comey had something on trump blah blah blah . CNN is like a bad version of Oprah.

Posted by: Jen the original at April 18, 2017 08:08 PM (ZgC02)

212 Maybe I'm a bad person. I have zero sympathy for Fwance and the Fwench. None.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 18, 2017 08:08 PM (EZebt)

213 Obama finds doggy a little stringy for his taste, so he's going to let Bo soak in a marinade before he goes on the stove.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 18, 2017 08:09 PM (6FqZa)

214 But OTOH, a bunch of the celebrities the retards worship being taken out on platters might ... upset ... said retards.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 18, 2017 08:04 PM (SRKgf)


A logical assumption ... but supported by what exactly ?

The ultimate NYC response ? The Boston response ? The San Francisco response ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 18, 2017 08:09 PM (fiGNd)

215 Yeah - why did they rent out that big house? Is anybody living there? And what happened to Bo the dog?
Posted by: grammie winger at April 18, 2017 08:01 PM (lwiT4)

They rented the house thinking they would skate like the Clintons and all the other criminals in DC. I doubt anybody is living there, maybe Micheal Nesbit and his daughter Malia along with Anita Blanchard and her daughter Sasha. Barry ate the dog, nah just fucking with ya..... I'm sure it was put to sleep and cremated.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 18, 2017 08:09 PM (2qHjF)

216 Note to Sushi and Malaria: watch yourselves.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

I guess cannibalism is just a short trip from that "spirit cooking". And it would be the first time Barry ate a woman.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 18, 2017 08:09 PM (fYbFJ)

217 Didn't they get another dog too? I don't even know its name. Mo?

Posted by: grammie winger at April 18, 2017 08:09 PM (lwiT4)

218 I remember the newer dog bit somebody's face.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 18, 2017 08:10 PM (lwiT4)

219 There's a Nood and I'm there by my lonesome

Posted by: It's me donna at April 18, 2017 08:11 PM (O2RFr)

220 Posted by: buzzion at April 18, 2017 08:07 PM (z/Ubi)

It's much more than that. It deals a lot with the outdoor surroundings. Inside it deals mostly with floor plan layouts.

Posted by: Meremortal, weight weight at April 18, 2017 08:11 PM (3myMJ)

221 Georgia Nood.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 18, 2017 08:11 PM (fYbFJ)

222 You watching Cat Ballou?, I think the guy who sung that was famous.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 18, 2017 08:12 PM (6Ll1u)

223 But OTOH, a bunch of the celebrities the retards worship being taken out on platters might ... upset ... said retards.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 18, 2017 08:04 PM (SRKgf)


Ding !!!

They'll be Martyrs.

It will be Our Fault that They Got Killed by the Religion of Peace.

Write this shit down. I'm calling it.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 18, 2017 08:12 PM (fiGNd)

224 There's a Nood and I'm there by my lonesome

Posted by: It's me donna at April 18, 2017 08:11 PM (O2RFr)
========================

Let me grab my Coke Zero and hop on over

Posted by: grammie winger at April 18, 2017 08:12 PM (lwiT4)

225 210
Penn and Teller's Bullshit covered feng shui. Two different "professionals" rearranged the same room differently.
Posted by: buzzion at April 18, 2017 08:07 PM (z/Ubi)


I had ceiling fans installed in some rooms a few years ago, in order to reduce my air conditioner usage. Someone told me that feng shui people dislike them for some reason. Shrug.

Posted by: rickl at April 18, 2017 08:13 PM (sdi6R)

226 I had my belly slit open during an emergency C-Section where the spinal didn't work.

Let me tell you, it's a pain I will never, ever forget. They had me on a morphine drip that made me sick. The second day, a young, male nurse came in to replace the needle in my left hand, and after a couple of minutes of him "exploring" every f*cking vein in my left hand, I lost it. So they put me on Percocet orally and we all got along fine. And I was breast feeding.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2017 08:07 PM (PY9jH)

You had a C-Section without a spinal?!?!?! This sounds like a Superhero origin story. Seriously you deserve a medal for that. Much respect. WOW!!!

Gansta Level: Head of a multibillion dollar international Cartel.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe, MGTOW at April 18, 2017 08:15 PM (2qHjF)

227 A logical assumption ... but supported by what exactly ?

The ultimate NYC response ? The Boston response ? The San Francisco response ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 18, 2017 08:09 PM (fiGNd)



Supported by ... bupkis. Just a hunch. Think of how many retards subscribe to People magazine. Having their "favorite stars" whacked by sand monkeys might just piss them off.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 18, 2017 08:15 PM (SRKgf)

228 Supported by ... bupkis. Just a hunch. Think of how many retards subscribe to People magazine. Having their "favorite stars" whacked by sand monkeys might just piss them off.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 18, 2017 08:15 PM (SRKgf)


Well ... based upon that ... your guess is still just as good as mine.

Next thread ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 18, 2017 08:18 PM (fiGNd)

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