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Mid-Morning Open Thread
Luncheon On The Grass
Edouard Manet
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Muldoon at April 18, 2017 09:40 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: m at April 18, 2017 09:41 AM (Gqgs8)
Posted by: phoenixgirl... at April 18, 2017 09:41 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 18, 2017 09:42 AM (2qHjF)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 18, 2017 09:42 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: pst314 at April 18, 2017 09:42 AM (T4dRn)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 18, 2017 09:42 AM (2qHjF)
Posted by: Pecan Scandi at April 18, 2017 09:43 AM (0tp/U)
To search for deep meaning and beauty
But this outdoorsy brunch
With a scandalous bunch
Overwhelmed me with nudie patootie!
Posted by: Muldoon at April 18, 2017 09:43 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 18, 2017 09:43 AM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: East Valley AZ at April 18, 2017 09:43 AM (PbH71)
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 18, 2017 09:43 AM (FZYNt)
Looks like another one for the boys today.
Posted by: bluebell at April 18, 2017 09:43 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: eleven at April 18, 2017 09:44 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Under Fire at April 18, 2017 09:44 AM (fqERy)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2017 09:44 AM (67teE)
Posted by: JEM at April 18, 2017 09:44 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Fritz at April 18, 2017 09:44 AM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: josephistan at April 18, 2017 09:44 AM (7HtZB)
Oh hey - pass me that roll. BTW I'm taking off my undies.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 18, 2017 09:44 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 18, 2017 09:44 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2017 09:44 AM (67teE)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 18, 2017 09:44 AM (2qHjF)
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 18, 2017 09:44 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: eleven at April 18, 2017 09:45 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 18, 2017 09:44 AM (FZYNt)
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Great Ricks think alike.
Posted by: bluebell at April 18, 2017 09:45 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 18, 2017 09:45 AM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 18, 2017 09:46 AM (le7jz)
Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 18, 2017 09:46 AM (PFy0L)
Posted by: Bruce at April 18, 2017 09:46 AM (k0vjy)
Notice the tumbled fruit basket on the left-
wide open to the viewer,
and the fruit has been spilled and tumbled!!!
*19th Century French wolf whistle*
Posted by: naturalfake at April 18, 2017 09:46 AM (9q7Dl)
The silly internet says you're right and that it's "dejuner sur l'herbe".
I think the guy on the right with the funny hat is a communist. Who else would wear a beard and a hat that goofy?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 18, 2017 09:46 AM (gIRsn)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 18, 2017 09:47 AM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 18, 2017 09:47 AM (MIKMs)
Maybe they're innies and you just have to work a little harder on them.
Posted by: JEM at April 18, 2017 09:47 AM (TppKb)
"I yelled, don't look Ethyl! But it was too late....."
Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2017 09:48 AM (67teE)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at April 18, 2017 09:48 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Dick Morris at April 18, 2017 09:48 AM (fqERy)
Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2017 09:48 AM (r/0kC)
Maybe they're innies and you just have to work a little harder on them.
Posted by: JEM
Not cold out.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2017 09:48 AM (67teE)
Posted by: Publius Redux at April 18, 2017 09:48 AM (Fb9aZ)
Posted by: runner at April 18, 2017 09:48 AM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 18, 2017 09:44 AM (FZYNt)
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Great Ricks think alike.
Posted by: bluebell at April 18, 2017 09:45 AM (sBOL1)
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"I'm the Rickest of the Ricks."
-Rick, C-137
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 18, 2017 09:49 AM (/prE6)
Posted by: JEM at April 18, 2017 09:49 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: phoenixgirl... at April 18, 2017 09:49 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: dantesed at April 18, 2017 09:49 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: Publius Redux
She looks like a Robin on a worm search
Posted by: Bruce at April 18, 2017 09:49 AM (k0vjy)
Never cared for Manet that much. His color choices aren't anything special and his subject matter leaves me indifferent.
Maybe there's some inner meaning to this painting but, if so, it escapes me. There's a naked woman obviously ready for some action on the grass and two French fags (metro-sexuals?) more interested in each other. That's disturbingly wrong.
Posted by: JTB at April 18, 2017 09:49 AM (V+03K)
A study in early (insane) feminism.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 18, 2017 09:49 AM (yT+tb)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2017 09:49 AM (67teE)
Posted by: Fritz at April 18, 2017 09:50 AM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: phoenixgirl... at April 18, 2017 09:49 AM (0O7c5)
It was supposed to say "black tie optional" but who's complaining?
Posted by: josephistan at April 18, 2017 09:50 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: I'll get the weed wacker... at April 18, 2017 09:51 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 18, 2017 09:51 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2017 09:51 AM (67teE)
http://www.bbc.com/news/live/uk-39628713
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 18, 2017 09:52 AM (vBeA5)
Olympia Reclining and that one of the bar girl with the mirror behind her are among my favorite opinions.
Everyone is entitled to xer opinion, but yours is wrong.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 18, 2017 09:52 AM (gIRsn)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 18, 2017 09:52 AM (0mRoj)
Yeah, I think it is. No question regarding its artistic value though.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 18, 2017 09:52 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: dagny at April 18, 2017 09:53 AM (Mc+44)
http://www.bbc.com/news/live/uk-39628713
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 18, 2017 09:52 AM (vBeA5)
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I think that I would hate to live under a Parliamentary system.
It's too chaotic.
I wouldn't want a general election suddenly thrust upon the body politic with less than two month's notice.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 18, 2017 09:53 AM (/prE6)
Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 18, 2017 09:53 AM (PFy0L)
...are among my favorite paintings.
I was thinking ahead to the next sentence and forgot to finish this with the right word.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 18, 2017 09:54 AM (gIRsn)
Manet, apparently, has split the difference.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 18, 2017 09:55 AM (ii4h0)
Posted by: Alan Jay Lerner at April 18, 2017 09:55 AM (X6fMO)
I'm completely baffled by this picture. If it's after the deed then why are the guys fully dressed? What's the woman in the background doing? Why is the food scattered everywhere? This is madness I tell you, madness!!!
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at April 18, 2017 09:55 AM (J70i0)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2017 09:55 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: runner at April 18, 2017 09:55 AM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 18, 2017 09:53 AM (/prE6)
Ah yes, but only two months of campaigning BS to tolerate!
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 18, 2017 09:55 AM (gwPgz)
Posted by: JTB at April 18, 2017 09:49 AM (V+03K)
You're damn right there's an inner meaning. And it's patriarchy! See, Manet wanted you to know how oppressed wymyns are, so he painted em nekkid. Add a dose of homoeroticism and the progressive narrative is pretty much complete.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 18, 2017 09:55 AM (mOOHj)
Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2017 09:56 AM (r/0kC)
Guy in the Middle: "Forsooth! I smell his finger from here!"
Naked Chick: :"Like what you see, Painter Boy?"
Lady in the Back Looking for her Contact Lens: "Dammit, where is it??"
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 18, 2017 09:56 AM (jjaLl)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 18, 2017 09:56 AM (rF0hx)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 18, 2017 09:53 AM (/prE6)
Ah yes, but only two months of campaigning BS to tolerate!
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 18, 2017 09:55 AM (gwPgz)
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I've never been in labor, but it reminds me of my mother's description of having an induced delivery.
There's no build up, it just suddenly starts.
It seems unnatural.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 18, 2017 09:56 AM (/prE6)
Posted by: phoenixgirl... at April 18, 2017 09:57 AM (0O7c5)
Just nothing I like about this one. Absolutely nothing.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 18, 2017 09:57 AM (ATQUV)
Posted by: Strobe at April 18, 2017 09:57 AM (gbWkA)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 18, 2017 09:57 AM (fDdVG)
Posted by: dagny at April 18, 2017 09:53 AM (Mc+44)
Me too.
See #31.
Symbolism, yo.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 18, 2017 09:57 AM (9q7Dl)
Looking for a noon-time cornicopia
But the chick in the nude
forgot to bring any food
so he settled for some pornotopia
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 18, 2017 09:57 AM (PNcou)
I can't imagine the cost of paint. If I had to cover that much canvas with a varied color palette like that I would imagine it would cost over one hundred dollars just in paint and a tidy fortune for the canvas.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 18, 2017 09:58 AM (HTdUD)
Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 18, 2017 09:58 AM (tVWQB)
===
A bar at the Folies-Bergere (i looked it up) - is excellent.
Posted by: runner at April 18, 2017 09:58 AM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: bluebell at April 18, 2017 09:58 AM (sBOL1)
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For an American, the idea of only voting a party rather than an individual seems wrong. I know a lot of admirers of the Parliamentary system, but I just can't get enthusiastic; yes, the chaotic aspects are not attractive and the loss of individuality is as well.
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 18, 2017 09:58 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2017 09:59 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: DaveA at April 18, 2017 09:59 AM (FhXTo)
http://www.bbc.com/news/live/uk-39628713
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 18, 2017 09:52 AM (vBeA5)
That's got to be the snappest of snap elections.
And I think the Horde has all the cracks covered on this one so back to work.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at April 18, 2017 10:00 AM (RD7QR)
Of course, everyone just said BOOBS! and "The Pre-Raphaelites of the Institut did BOOBS so much better"
Can we have some Mucha, CBD?
Posted by: Kindltot at April 18, 2017 10:00 AM (ii4h0)
Manet planned on a going to the woods to paint a nude, but then his
brothers Guy and Jean-Louis, and Guy's girlfriend Melanie invited
themselves, so what the heck, he'll just paint them all!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2017 09:59 AM (NOIQH)
a painting bomb
Posted by: phoenixgirl... at April 18, 2017 10:00 AM (0O7c5)
I see Bander's checked in. Bears haven't found him yet, then.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 18, 2017 10:00 AM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2017 10:01 AM (NOIQH)
Is it another PM vote or for something else?
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at April 18, 2017 10:01 AM (72PAC)
Nice, but I think I'll stick with the rain in Spain.
Posted by: Alan Jay Lerner at April 18, 2017 09:55 AM (X6fMO
"A tick in the mish is worth two in the bush"
Posted by: Publius Redux at April 18, 2017 10:01 AM (Fb9aZ)
Posted by: Strobe at April 18, 2017 09:57 AM (gbWkA)
I once thought as you did, that there were way more of "us" than "them." I no longer do.
Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 18, 2017 10:01 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: JTB at April 18, 2017 10:02 AM (V+03K)
I'm completely baffled by this picture. If it's after the deed then why are the guys fully dressed? What's the woman in the background doing? Why is the food scattered everywhere? This is madness I tell you, madness!!!
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at April 18, 2017 09:55 AM (J70i0)
That's why I go with decadent. Yes, there might be sex going on. Yes, nobody cares about modesty. Yes, food is there and is not looked after with any sort of interest. Nekkid lady either just came out of the water, or yes... the other thing. The lady in the background, she's just a goof. Doing whatever the heck she wants.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 18, 2017 10:02 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 18, 2017 09:53 AM (/prE6)
Ah yes, but only two months of campaigning BS to tolerate!
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 18, 2017 09:55 AM (gwPgz)
This. Beats the hell out of our two-year campaigns.
Posted by: rickl at April 18, 2017 10:02 AM (xjiRE)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2017 09:55 AM (NOIQH)
Unfortunately no.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 18, 2017 10:02 AM (0mRoj)
Is it another PM vote or for something else?
May is capitalizing on the popularity of the Brexit stance to try for an increase of her party's seats in Parliament.
Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 18, 2017 10:02 AM (tVWQB)
A picnic and undressed escapade
And the colors, I'm told
Mark the artist as bold
But I'll tell ya, it ain't no Kinkade!
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 18, 2017 10:03 AM (9krrF)
Did I miss something? Am I supposed to get eaten by bears?
I think I deserve a Snickers bar and a head start.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 18, 2017 10:03 AM (gIRsn)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 18, 2017 10:03 AM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 18, 2017 10:03 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Strobe at April 18, 2017 10:04 AM (gbWkA)
Posted by: runner at April 18, 2017 10:04 AM (c6/9Q)
Oh hey - pass me that roll. BTW I'm taking off my undies.
Posted by: grammie winger
Maybe she had ants in her pants. Perhaps anties in her panties.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at April 18, 2017 10:04 AM (kfcYC)
Nice, but I think I'll stick with the rain in Spain.
Posted by: Alan Jay Lerner at April 18, 2017 09:55 AM (X6fMO
"A tick in the mish is worth two in the bush"
Posted by: Publius Redux at April 18, 2017 10:01 AM (Fb9aZ)
Sacre bleu! When I told you bring le crabs, this is NOT what I meant!
Posted by: Insomniac at April 18, 2017 10:04 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile
It's not that I'm worried there's too may of "them". It's that I'm worried there aren't enough people willing to fight them, if need be.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 18, 2017 10:05 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 18, 2017 10:05 AM (yL25O)
Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at April 18, 2017 10:05 AM (Yi9Gb)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 18, 2017 10:07 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Strobe at April 18, 2017 10:04 AM (gbWkA)
It is what it is. I'm just planning accordingly, hoping I may be wrong.
Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 18, 2017 10:07 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: TexasDan at April 18, 2017 10:07 AM (yL25O)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 18, 2017 10:07 AM (JO9+V)
A picnic and undressed escapade
And the colors, I'm told
Mark the artist as bold
But I'll tell ya, it ain't no Kinkade!
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 18, 2017 10:03 AM (9krrF)
Heh. Move over, Muldoon, there's a new sheriff in town.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 18, 2017 10:07 AM (mOOHj)
Posted by: Eromero at April 18, 2017 10:08 AM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 18, 2017 10:08 AM (rSxj8)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004
I ceded that turf to Muldoon ages ago, he just lets me play on it occasionally.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 18, 2017 10:08 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 18, 2017 10:05 AM (9krrF)
That too.
Btw, I wonder if that Cleveland killer offed himself in some garage somewhere. Hard to believe they still haven't found him.
Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 18, 2017 10:09 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 18, 2017 10:09 AM (fDdVG)
https://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/nasatv/index.html#public
The NASA announcer, George Diller, is retiring after 37 years and this is his last launch. Sort of like a familiar sports announcer hanging it up.
Posted by: rickl at April 18, 2017 10:09 AM (xjiRE)
Thinking it would make an appealing dish
The boys ingnored her entreaties
they'd prefer to eat their wheaties
since cereal doesn't smell like a dead fish
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 18, 2017 10:10 AM (PNcou)
how far we've come!
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 18, 2017 10:10 AM (WTSFk)
Of course, everyone just said BOOBS! and "The Pre-Raphaelites of the Institut did BOOBS so much better"
Can we have some Mucha, CBD?
Posted by: Kindltot at April 18, 2017 10:00 AM (ii4h0)
I'm curious as to how much he liked women. Really, look at his paintings, even this one. The women he paints, their faces are often grotesque. Off somehow, including the pretty ones! And the ones who are fully clothed.
The distortion of their faces suggests he's been scarred by his experience with women. What we see is not so much THEIR faces, but how he sees them, and that to me says a great deal about him.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 18, 2017 10:10 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: BurtTC
So. Early Woodstock?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2017 10:10 AM (67teE)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 18, 2017 10:11 AM (0mRoj)
I think I deserve a Snickers bar and a head start.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 18, 2017 10:03 AM
Howie Carr was talking about a story out of CT yesterday. Apparently there's a bear problem in your neck of the woods, and the legislature, in its infinite wisdom, is trying to decide what to do about it.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 18, 2017 10:11 AM (p+Wdc)
-
They were playing strip poker and she went all in on a pair of deuces.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 18, 2017 10:11 AM (Nwg0u)
Was on Broadway a year or two ago. Fantastic production, and yes, it was a tad depressing.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 18, 2017 10:11 AM (rF0hx)
Posted by: Eromero at April 18, 2017 10:08 AM (zLDYs)
The Pox?
Posted by: Kindltot at April 18, 2017 10:11 AM (ii4h0)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 18, 2017 10:12 AM (mOOHj)
Posted by: Ruth at April 18, 2017 10:12 AM (RR9wF)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 18, 2017 10:13 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Eromero at April 18, 2017 10:08 AM (zLDYs)
The Pox?
Posted by: Kindltot at April 18, 2017 10:11 AM (ii4h0)
Crab lice?
Them French hookers didn't have a reputation for cleanliness, you know.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 18, 2017 10:13 AM (mOOHj)
He claims he lives ten minutes down the road so he can support his girlfriend of 12 years who is in Medical School.
Two things wrong with that. #1 he can't move 10 minutes further away and actually live in the District he is running for Representative from and still support her in Medical School?
#2. They have been together for 12 years and still can't commit to a permanent relationship?
Me thinks they picked the wrong guy to give all of that money to. He is going to get his a$$ handed to him after the Primary is over.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 18, 2017 10:13 AM (le7jz)
Posted by: General Zod at April 18, 2017 10:14 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Eromero at April 18, 2017 10:08 AM (zLDYs)
The Pox?
Posted by: Kindltot at April 18, 2017 10:11 AM (ii4h0)
They'll stop by the apothecary for quicksilver afterward.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 18, 2017 10:14 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 18, 2017 10:14 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: BurtTC
So. Early Woodstock?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2017 10:10 AM (67teE)
Maybe? Except in his day, the counterculture wasn't the hairy slobs on the fringes, it was the sedentary, cultured and wealthy class, who could do whatever they wanted because morals and standards against over-indulgence did not apply to them.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 18, 2017 10:14 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Ruth at April 18, 2017 10:14 AM (RR9wF)
Meanwhile, Marie noodles for catfish to compliment the cuisine.
Posted by: franksalterego at April 18, 2017 10:15 AM (nqPt9)
and that was the last time they brought the leftover vindaloo to to picnic
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 18, 2017 10:15 AM (rSxj8)
81 A six foot by nine foot painting?
I can't imagine the cost of paint. If I had to cover that much canvas with a varied color palette like that I would imagine it would cost over one hundred dollars just in paint and a tidy fortune for the canvas.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 18, 2017 09:58 AM (HTdUD)
I recommend using a roller.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 18, 2017 10:15 AM (XWkhW)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 18, 2017 10:13 AM (le7jz)
Shush, you! Never interrupt an enemy while he is making a mistake.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 18, 2017 10:16 AM (mOOHj)
Posted by: Insomniac
The chemist will fix them right up toot sweet!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2017 10:16 AM (67teE)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 18, 2017 10:15 AM (XWkhW)
what's wrong with spray paint ?
Posted by: runner at April 18, 2017 10:17 AM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: bluebell at April 18, 2017 10:17 AM (sBOL1)
When she stripped off all of her gear,
But, the men's lack of attraction
And her lack of satisfaction,
Explained by their trousers' flap on the rear.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 18, 2017 10:18 AM (9q7Dl)
It was going to be so very bourgeois
but one of the girls was no fun
and she looked like Lena Dunham
and so they settled for a menage a trois
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 18, 2017 10:18 AM (PNcou)
So, this kid is 30. He's a "documentary filmmaker" for a company that hires a twentysomething as an "executive producer." Oh, and he had a TS clearance for five months. And work for Hank Johnson. Yes, Hank "Guam will tip over" Johnson.
He'll have to put his lemonade stand in a blind trust if he wins.
Posted by: General Zod at April 18, 2017 10:19 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 18, 2017 10:19 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: runner at April 18, 2017 10:19 AM (c6/9Q)
Immigrants! Even when they said it was bears, I knew it was immigrants!
Posted by: Moe Szyzlak at April 18, 2017 10:20 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: eleven at April 18, 2017 10:20 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: eleven at April 18, 2017 10:20 AM (qUNWi)
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It feels like there should be a gerund version of "to pain", since "to pain" is an actual verb.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 18, 2017 10:21 AM (/prE6)
Posted by: french art critic at April 18, 2017 10:22 AM (nlbfN)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 18, 2017 10:22 AM (mOOHj)
Posted by: eleven at April 18, 2017 10:23 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 18, 2017 10:22 AM (mOOHj)
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I had to drive through such rain yesterday.
Got a free car wash out of it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 18, 2017 10:23 AM (/prE6)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 18, 2017 10:23 AM (mOOHj)
147 I recommend using a roller.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 18, 2017 10:15 AM (XWkhW)
what's wrong with spray paint ?
Posted by: runner at April 18, 2017 10:17 AM (c6/9Q)
Well, the cost was cited, so the roller would be more economical.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 18, 2017 10:23 AM (XWkhW)
Posted by: eleven at April 18, 2017 10:23 AM (qUNWi)
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And the birds dartin' in and out of the trees
(Grazin' in the grass is a yes, baby, can you dig it)
Everything here is so clear, you can see it
And everything here is so real, you can feel it
And it's real, so real, so real, so real, so real, so real
Can you dig it?
I can dig it, he can dig it, she can dig it,
We can dig it, they can dig it, you can dig it
Oh, let's dig it. Can you dig it, baby?
I can dig it, he can dig it, she can dig it
We can dig it, they can dig it, you can dig it
Oh, let's dig it, can you dig it, baby?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 18, 2017 10:24 AM (Nwg0u)
Got a free car wash out of it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 18, 2017 10:23 AM (/prE6)
Should've parked the car in the driveway last night.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 18, 2017 10:24 AM (mOOHj)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 18, 2017 10:23 AM (mOOHj)
Rivers of blood! Locusts! Leprosy! The Angel of Death himself!
Posted by: Insomniac at April 18, 2017 10:24 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Corona at April 18, 2017 10:24 AM (jouhk)
166 161 Now we're getting rain, hail, and wind.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 18, 2017 10:23 AM (mOOHj)
Rivers of blood! Locusts! Leprosy! The Angel of Death himself!
Posted by: Insomniac at April 18, 2017 10:24 AM (0mRoj)
Meh. Call me when dogs and cats are living together.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 18, 2017 10:25 AM (XWkhW)
Posted by: eleven at April 18, 2017 10:23 AM (qUNWi)
Right. Windows 10. That's it.
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: The Ether Bunny at April 18, 2017 10:25 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: james taylor at April 18, 2017 10:25 AM (nlbfN)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 18, 2017 10:25 AM (XWkhW)
Posted by: eleven at April 18, 2017 10:20 AM (qUNWi)
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oh. so sorry. my mistake. I meant painting, though I would like to apply some "paining" at times
Posted by: runner at April 18, 2017 10:25 AM (c6/9Q)
there's a bear problem in your neck of the woods, and the legislature,
in its infinite wisdom, is trying to decide what to do about it.
Make them register, pay a licensing fee, and wear an ID badge around their necks while they dance at the Bruin Room.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 18, 2017 10:26 AM (JO9+V)
166 161 Now we're getting rain, hail, and wind.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 18, 2017 10:23 AM (mOOHj)
Rivers of blood! Locusts! Leprosy! The Angel of Death himself!
Posted by: Insomniac at April 18, 2017 10:24 AM (0mRoj)
Meh. Call me when dogs and cats are living together.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 18, 2017 10:25 AM (XWkhW)
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I'll take mass hysteria.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 18, 2017 10:26 AM (/prE6)
Really? And all these years I thought this line was "Grazin' in the grass is a GAS, baby."
I'm so embarrassed.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 18, 2017 10:26 AM (mOOHj)
166 161 Now we're getting rain, hail, and wind.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 18, 2017 10:23 AM (mOOHj)
Rivers of blood! Locusts! Leprosy! The Angel of Death himself!
Posted by: Insomniac at April 18, 2017 10:24 AM (0mRoj)
Meh. Call me when dogs and cats are living together.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 18, 2017 10:25 AM (XWkhW)
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I'll take mass hysteria.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 18, 2017 10:26 AM (/prE6)
I'd settle for a damn big Twinkie.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 18, 2017 10:26 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: alexthechick - most delicatest flowerest of innocent virtuest at April 18, 2017 10:27 AM (mf5HN)
Meh. Call me when dogs and cats are living together.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 18, 2017 10:25 AM (XWkhW)
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I'll take mass hysteria.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 18, 2017 10:26 AM (/prE6)
I'd settle for a damn big Twinkie.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 18, 2017 10:26 AM (0mRoj)
================
It feels good knowing that we've all seen the same movie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 18, 2017 10:27 AM (/prE6)
Nothing I'd like more than to hear how the world should work from a 30 year-old executive producer of documentaries who can't get his sh#t together to marry a girl after 12 years. Yes, that there is a recipe wisdom, people!!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2017 10:27 AM (NOIQH)
Mustbequantum, how is your baby granddaughter? Posted by: bluebell at April 18, 2017 10:17 AM (sBOL1)
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At home now. She seems to be doing very well and her size has helped her cope (9-12oz). I can't hold or get near her because I am a coughing snotty mess (bad cold/allergies). So I got to play with son's new puppy. My old dog was really funny restraining the puppy's more enthusiastic attempts at the toddler staying with me over the ICU days. He just quietly herded her away when she got too bitey. Son's baby is due in August. I like toddlers, babies are too scarey for me.
Thank you for asking.
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 18, 2017 10:28 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 18, 2017 10:28 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Bwarney Fwank at April 18, 2017 10:28 AM (JO9+V)
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I alwas thought it was "gas" too. Makes more sense.
Posted by: Corona at April 18, 2017 10:28 AM (jouhk)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 18, 2017 10:28 AM (/qeSt)
there's a bear problem in your neck of the woods, and the legislature,
in its infinite wisdom, is trying to decide what to do about it.
They escaped the Castro and made their way to New England, leaving a trail of ravaged twinks in their path.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 18, 2017 10:28 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Tallahassee at April 18, 2017 10:29 AM (PNcou)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 18, 2017 10:07 AM (Nwg0u)
Only requirement is to live in the state.
Posted by: Gerard M. Delaney at April 18, 2017 10:29 AM (brIR5)
Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2017 10:30 AM (r/0kC)
Posted by: BurtTC
White Privilege!!!
Posted by: SJW Art Historian at April 18, 2017 10:30 AM (QX0Xt)
Posted by: alexthechick - most delicatest flowerest of innocent virtuest at April 18, 2017 10:27 AM (mf5HN)
OK, here you go:
http://bit.ly/2ojWwJP
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 18, 2017 10:31 AM (mOOHj)
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 18, 2017 10:28 AM (MIKMs)
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Good news indeed! So glad she is home. Sorry about your allergies though. Hope you'll be able to hold her soon. In the meantime, enjoy the puppy dog! Not a real substitute, I know.
Posted by: bluebell at April 18, 2017 10:32 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 18, 2017 10:27 AM (/prE6)
Doesn't it? Ghostbusters is classic.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 18, 2017 10:32 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: SJW Art Historian
Now...imagine if the nude model wasn't white.....
Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2017 10:32 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: eleven at April 18, 2017 10:32 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 18, 2017 10:27 AM (/prE6)
Doesn't it? Ghostbusters is classic.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 18, 2017 10:32 AM (0mRoj)
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Ghostbusters II is underrated!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 18, 2017 10:33 AM (/prE6)
Posted by: Killerdog at April 18, 2017 10:33 AM (DqT4X)
That Ossof kid sounds like a winner!
Nothing I'd like more than
to hear how the world should work from a 30 year-old executive producer
of documentaries who can't get his sh#t together to marry a girl after
12 years. Yes, that there is a recipe wisdom, people!!
..
.He has the same level of dedication and commitment displayed by a Kamikaze pilot on his fifth mission.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 18, 2017 10:34 AM (le7jz)
Posted by: irright at April 18, 2017 10:34 AM (pMGkg)
there are specific linguistic terms for this sort of thing:
The use and conjugation of a noun to make it serve as a verb is called "Verbalizing"
The opposite, turning a verb into a noun, is called "Nominating"
These are very useful terms, and very indicative of the plasticity of they human brain in its unknowable processing of information.
Blrlleafl/ , gahoaaytt
Posted by: I am Noam Chomsky and I am tripping balls at April 18, 2017 10:34 AM (ii4h0)
Posted by: SJW Art Historian
Now...imagine if the nude model wasn't white.....
Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2017 10:32 AM (NOIQH)
Raaaaaaaape!!
Posted by: Kristall Mangum at April 18, 2017 10:34 AM (TOk1P)
Hubby used to use "dogs and cats living together" so often that we've since reduced the sentiment to "puppy-kitty" - something goes sideways, just shake head and say "puppy-kitty!"
Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2017 10:35 AM (NOIQH)
I'm so embarrassed.
Posted by: OregonMuse
Don't go out tonight, bound to take your light, There's a bathroom on the right!
Posted by: Misheard Lyrical Historian at April 18, 2017 10:35 AM (QX0Xt)
Posted by: Ripley at April 18, 2017 10:35 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 18, 2017 10:27 AM (/prE6)
I have seen shit that will turn you white!
Posted by: josephistan at April 18, 2017 10:36 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 18, 2017 10:27 AM (/prE6)
Doesn't it? Ghostbusters is classic.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 18, 2017 10:32 AM (0mRoj)
=================
Ghostbusters II is underrated!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 18, 2017 10:33 AM (/prE6)
Maybe. A little. It has it's moments, but the ending is profoundly annoying.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 18, 2017 10:36 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 18, 2017 10:33 AM (/prE6)
Maybe. A little. It has it's moments, but the ending is profoundly annoying.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 18, 2017 10:36 AM (TOk1P)
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It's not exactly good (maybe...when I'm a little drunk), but too many people equate "not as good as the original" with "bad movie".
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 18, 2017 10:37 AM (/prE6)
Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2017 10:38 AM (r/0kC)
No kind sir, they are checking her for tix. The are in the woodses after all.
Posted by: Eromero at April 18, 2017 10:38 AM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Karmic Justice at April 18, 2017 10:38 AM (dMoB0)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 18, 2017 10:33 AM (/prE6)
Maybe. A little. It has it's moments, but the ending is profoundly annoying.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 18, 2017 10:36 AM (TOk1P)
Harris Yulin as the judge is great. I try to mimic his voice when I want to boss the dog and cats around.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 18, 2017 10:38 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: alexthechick - most delicatest flowerest of innocent virtuest at April 18, 2017 10:27 AM (mf5HN)
OK, here you go:
http://bit.ly/2ojWwJP
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004
It's true sir, this man has no d!ck.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 18, 2017 10:38 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 18, 2017 10:27 AM (/prE6)
Doesn't it? Ghostbusters is classic.
Posted by: Insomniac
More beans Mr. Taggart?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2017 10:39 AM (67teE)
Ghostbusters II is underrated!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 18, 2017 10:33 AM (/prE6)
Maybe. A little. It has it's moments, but the ending is profoundly annoying.
*
*
One funny exchange:
Spengler: I never had toys as a child.
Ray (aghast): Not even a Slinky?
Spengler (thinks about it): I had a Slinky. I straightened it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 18, 2017 10:39 AM (/qeSt)
209 Mmmm juicy fur burgers
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STOP! You guys are making me hungry and it's still an hour away from lunchtime!
Posted by: Ralphie Maddow at April 18, 2017 10:39 AM (vg8iE)
Trump sends every stealth plane that can carry a bomb to attack NK nuclear and missile sites. Every bunker buster and cluster bomb in the arsenal. B2 and F117 with Carriers doing search-and-rescue duty.
Lets see if them suckers were worth the money. :-)
Posted by: Ok at April 18, 2017 10:39 AM (OE5e7)
Posted by: Dan Akroyd at April 18, 2017 10:40 AM (dargh)
Yeah, I did. I's standin' over there by the tomaters, and here he come,
running through the pole beans, through the fruits and vegetables
Nekkid as a jay bird. And I hollered over t' Ethel, I said,
"Don't Look, Ethel!" But it's too late, she'd already been incensed.
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at April 18, 2017 10:40 AM (5FLKM)
Democrat Jon Ossoff dismissed concerns on Tuesday over the fact that he doesn't live in the Georgia congressional district in which he's running for a House seat.
Ossoff currently lives just outside Georgia's 6th Congressional District with his girlfriend, while she is attending medical school.
I don't think the shacking up or the living outside the district matter much to the Obamacrats.
Posted by: V the K at April 18, 2017 10:40 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: General Zod at April 18, 2017 10:40 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 18, 2017 10:40 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: V the K at April 18, 2017 10:41 AM (O7MnT)
*ponders* Somehow, that didn't sound right. Oh, well.
I would've waved hello sooner, but got caught up on the American Thinker piece on the Doolittle raids. Incredible tale; never gets old. I'd like to ask my Mom what she remembers about that.
Posted by: mindful webworker - more randomly than usual at April 18, 2017 10:41 AM (qR1v/)
Posted by: josephistan at April 18, 2017 10:41 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: V the K at April 18, 2017 10:41 AM (O7MnT)
Btw, I think this painting is sweet, not weird. She's just making herself comfortable.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 18, 2017 10:42 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 18, 2017 10:37 AM (/prE6)
That's fair. The premise is good, as a follow up. All the characters progress from their instant fame in ways that are believable. I just wish they had a better bad "guy," and a better way to defeat him.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 18, 2017 10:42 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Moses at April 18, 2017 10:43 AM (X6fMO)
District with his girlfriend, while she is attending medical school.
Ossoff currently lives just outside Georgia's 6th Congressional District in this really cool fort he made with Mayflower cardboard boxes, blankets, and this thing he borrowed from his brother that kind of holds stuff up sorta thing.
Posted by: General Zod at April 18, 2017 10:43 AM (Bdeb0)
Chocodiles.
Go big or go home.
Posted by: V the K at April 18, 2017 10:41 AM (O7MnT)
I had no idea this existed. Dear God.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at April 18, 2017 10:43 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Ok at April 18, 2017 10:44 AM (OE5e7)
Go big or go home.
Posted by: V the K at April 18, 2017 10:41 AM (O7MnT)
*Homer drool*
Grrrr. I am covering myself in not glory today at work by being snippy on the phone with people but, in my defense, when I say "I'm sorry, I can't answer any questions on that, I was just asked to call to set up a meeting" and people then continue to hammer me with questions about the issue that I just said I know nothing about (a nigh to unlimited pool) then I get cranky. Wee bit.
Apparently I do not know means yeah I totes know every single thing but I won't tell you just 'cause.
Posted by: alexthechick - most delicatest flowerest of innocent virtuest at April 18, 2017 10:44 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: eleven at April 18, 2017 10:44 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 18, 2017 10:33 AM (/prE6)
Maybe. A little. It has it's moments, but the ending is profoundly annoying.
*
*
One funny exchange:
Spengler: I never had toys as a child.
Ray (aghast): Not even a Slinky?
Spengler (thinks about it): I had a Slinky. I straightened it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 18, 2017 10:39 AM (/qeSt)
The look on Spengler's face when they suggest what he does with the slime. At night.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 18, 2017 10:44 AM (TOk1P)
I'm so embarrassed.
Posted by: OregonMuse
Don't go out tonight, bound to take your light, There's a bathroom on the right!
Posted by: Misheard Lyrical Historian at April 18, 2017 10:35 AM (QX0Xt)
I tracked it down on YouTube and I swear on a stack of Bibles they're saying 'gas'. I'm positive I can hear that hard 'g' sound.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 18, 2017 10:44 AM (mOOHj)
Posted by: Ripley at April 18, 2017 10:45 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
But, then you'd have...
a Rothko.
And this is no Rothko.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 18, 2017 10:45 AM (H5rtT)
Posted by: MAGA at April 18, 2017 10:45 AM (LQ1Q3)
Posted by: V the K
PDT bringing them out of retirement along with the SR-71's
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 18, 2017 10:46 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: alexthechick - most delicatest flowerest of innocent virtuest at April 18, 2017 10:44 AM (mf5HN)
Too bad you can't tell them "Um, could you bring your position description and your time records for the last quarter just for fun?"
Posted by: Kindltot at April 18, 2017 10:46 AM (ii4h0)
Posted by: Misheard Lyrical Historian at April 18, 2017 10:35 AM (QX0Xt)
Big ol' Chad has a light on.
Posted by: Steve Miller at April 18, 2017 10:46 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: V the K at April 18, 2017 10:46 AM (O7MnT)
Discuss.
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I agree!
Posted by: Mary Lou Retton at April 18, 2017 10:47 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Sponge at April 18, 2017 10:47 AM (xttKs)
Posted by: Robert E. Clapper, Sr., and Richard J. Pirong at April 18, 2017 10:47 AM (nlbfN)
That's fair. The premise is good, as a follow up. All the characters progress from their instant fame in ways that are believable. I just wish they had a better bad "guy," and a better way to defeat him.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 18, 2017 10:42 AM (TOk1P)
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They beat him with love!
I actually like Vigo, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 18, 2017 10:47 AM (/prE6)
Posted by: Ripley at April 18, 2017 10:45 AM (1BQGO)
I would think, just the mere fact there's a possibility they are wanting to send a message that they are unhappy with Trump, is a message in and of itself.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 18, 2017 10:47 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: alexthechick - most delicatest flowerest of innocent virtuest at April 18, 2017 10:48 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Sponge
She could use the AB master though
Posted by: Suzanne Somers at April 18, 2017 10:48 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 18, 2017 10:48 AM (kTF2Z)
Until I heard the Postmodern Jukebox version of "Dream On," I had no idea how badly I had misheard the lyrics.
"Sing Women, sing over here,
Singin' for the laughs, singin' for (unintelligible)
Sing women, just don't forget
Maybe tomorrow, the boogieman take you away."
Posted by: V the K at April 18, 2017 10:48 AM (O7MnT)
Homeowners leave bedroom french doors open during the night to let their Portuguese Podengo dog step outside. In the early morning, the little pooch starts barking in the bedroom when suddenly a dark shape grabs the dog off the bed and escapes.
Cops find mountain lion paw prints.
Posted by: mrp at April 18, 2017 10:49 AM (Pqytn)
Conservative opposition to Pope Francis spurs talk of a schism in the Catholic Church
As Francis enters his fourth year in office, his conservative opponents have chosen to stand and fight over his 2016 apostolic exhortation titled "Amoris Laetitia," or "The Joy of Love," in which he suggested bishops can use discretion in granting Communion to Catholics who divorce, then remarry in a civil ceremony.
Francis' guidance was seen by many as contradicting the ruling, which dates to the early days of the Roman Catholic Church, that couples are living in sin if they remarry, because their first marriage is still valid in the eyes of the church.
Francis' opening was part of his mercy-before-doctrine drive, which welcomes outcasts to the church rather than use dogma to keep people out. But for conservative Catholics, it was another reason to feel aggrieved, after Francis appeared to suggest in 2015 that Lutherans could receive Catholic Communion, and, when asked about gay people in 2013, said, "Who am I to judge?"
http://tinyurl.com/nxhpm7h
It's all good.
- Frankie Hollywood
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 18, 2017 10:49 AM (Nwg0u)
For hundreds of year, I reckon.
Posted by: eleven at April 18, 2017 10:49 AM (qUNWi)
Perhaps a ribald "Sacre Bleu!"
But, keep this between us,
Neither guy liked her penis,
What's a transfemale to do?
Posted by: naturalfake at April 18, 2017 10:49 AM (9q7Dl)
Discuss.
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I agree!
Posted by: Mary Lou Retton at April 18, 2017 10:47 AM (vg8iE)
Bittersweet for Bruce. Here was America, full-throated singing his anthem, buying tickets to his shows... and we so disappointed him by not understanding.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 18, 2017 10:49 AM (TOk1P)
Discuss.
Posted by: MAGA at April 18, 2017 10:45 AM (LQ1Q3)
Reagan was re-elected by an astonishing landslide, 1984 was on top of the charts, Chuck Norris movies were plentiful - a great year all around.
Posted by: josephistan at April 18, 2017 10:50 AM (7HtZB)
'scuse me while I kiss this guy
Posted by: Zombie Jimi Hendrix at April 18, 2017 10:50 AM (FZYNt)
They are merely discussing What She Said At The Picnic.
This is some kind of "source work."
We have been discussing it ever since.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 18, 2017 10:50 AM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Eromero at April 18, 2017 10:50 AM (zLDYs)
Discuss.
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I lost my virginity while U2's 'The Unforgettable Fire' played in the background. So... pretty good.
Posted by: V the K at April 18, 2017 10:50 AM (O7MnT)
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*
It was good, very imaginative for Saturday morning cartoon TV, and often very funny, with Lorenzo "Carlton your doorman" Music doing the Venkman role to start.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 18, 2017 10:51 AM (/qeSt)
possibility they are wanting to send a message that they are unhappy
with Trump, is a message in and of itself.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 18, 2017 10:47 AM (TOk1P)
NYT is headlining this story about Michigan voters unhappy over Trump. They are waiting for the promises he made?
Thousands of jobs, and has it been 100 days yet? Of course Hillary would now been the better choice??
Posted by: Colin at April 18, 2017 10:51 AM (FA6S7)
>>>Misheard Lyrical Historian at April 18, 2017 10:35 AM (QX0Xt)
That reminds me of Zod's little sister's take on the Pledge of Allegiance, which version ended "...indivisible, with liberty, and just ask for all."
Posted by: General Zod at April 18, 2017 10:51 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 18, 2017 10:51 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 18, 2017 10:51 AM (qt8uo)
WE MUST TAKE A STAND AGAINST DONALD TRUMP AND PUT OUR DISTRICT IN THE MINORITY.
Death, taxes, liberals being stupid about math.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 18, 2017 10:51 AM (B+qrE)
Homeowners leave bedroom french doors open during the night to let their Portuguese Podengo dog step outside. In the early morning, the little pooch starts barking in the bedroom when suddenly a dark shape grabs the dog off the bed and escapes.
Cops find mountain lion paw prints.
*
*
Stuff like this is why I don't let my cats out at night. Coyotes are known to roam late at night.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 18, 2017 10:52 AM (/qeSt)
Posted by: Misheard Song Lyrics at April 18, 2017 10:53 AM (7HtZB)
The Secretary of State is not pleased.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 18, 2017 10:53 AM (le7jz)
I pledge a legion, to the flags
Of the Untitled Snakes of a Merry Cow
And to the Republicans for Richard Stans
One Nacho, Underwear
With puberty and jaundice for all.
Posted by: V the K at April 18, 2017 10:54 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 18, 2017 10:54 AM (1OVkS)
The Secretary of State is not pleased.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman
Ohhh those Russians...
Posted by: Boney M at April 18, 2017 10:54 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 18, 2017 10:51 AM (Nwg0u)
The cougars I've know weren't particularly religious. Thankfully.
Posted by: josephistan at April 18, 2017 10:55 AM (7HtZB)
Needed more t & a. Needed more shocking of male test subjects while flirting with cute girl. Needed less key master. Needed more "put it in me" dialog. Who did they make this movie for?
The actor who played the villain was more interesting. The actor's dad was an amazing man in a human sense. Everyone who knew his dad said to know-him-was-to-love-him. The actor not-so-much. The actor passed away before the movie was released. The actor performed one final spiteful act after his death toward his half sister. Having a famous father who is beyond a decent human being and in the saint territory must be a curse.
Posted by: Ok at April 18, 2017 10:55 AM (OE5e7)
off-year. Hopeful it wasn't all libs voting for a living or to show they
care.
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We had a school referendum with a big turnout in my district. I didn't know what to think about the turnout until the school issue was defeated. Thank goodness.
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 18, 2017 10:55 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at April 18, 2017 10:56 AM (s7vJs)
I think Demi Moore is a Presbyterian and Courtney Cox is agnostic.
Posted by: V the K at April 18, 2017 10:56 AM (O7MnT)
When I ask for a bid on a job, please do not bullshit me for 10 days with, "I'll get it to you tonight."
Sincerely,
CBD
PS. Fvck you for dicking me around
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 18, 2017 10:56 AM (rF0hx)
Discuss.
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I lost my virginity while U2's 'The Unforgettable Fire' played in the background. So... pretty good.
Posted by: V the K
I was in prison.
Working.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2017 10:56 AM (67teE)
Posted by: Obama in Exile at April 18, 2017 10:57 AM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 18, 2017 10:52 AM (/qeSt)
In the Tampa Bay area, Pinellas county has warned cat owners. I have seen coyotes trotting by me while out for a walk in populated areas, in daytime. Everytime I see cat out, I think what a good meal for some coyote.
Posted by: Colin at April 18, 2017 10:57 AM (FA6S7)
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The guy in the hat was running the table.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 18, 2017 10:57 AM (1OVkS)
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 18, 2017 10:57 AM (FZYNt)
o_O
Posted by: V the K at April 18, 2017 10:46 AM (O7MnT)
Not 'til just now.
Oh my.
Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 18, 2017 10:57 AM (Jcg9Q)
> Singin' for the laughs, singin' for (unintelligible)
"Sing Women, sing over here,
Singin' for the laughs, singin' for the beer!
That's what I heard, at least.
Posted by: Misheard Lyrical Historian at April 18, 2017 10:57 AM (Pby3z)
Thousands of jobs, and has it been 100 days yet? Of course Hillary would now been the better choice??
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Who'd they find? Democrats who voted for Hillary in the first place?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 18, 2017 10:58 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2017 10:58 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: red speck at April 18, 2017 10:58 AM (RcEOo)
Posted by: Adriane the 3 Economists 4 Opinions Critic ... at April 18, 2017 10:58 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2017 10:59 AM (67teE)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 18, 2017 10:48 AM (kTF2Z)
I always hope a 'ron has better luck than I've been having.
Good luck!!
Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 18, 2017 10:59 AM (Jcg9Q)
Wait, that doesn't sound too good....
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 18, 2017 10:59 AM (ul9CR)
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Isn't that what it is??? HATERZ!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Free Shit Army at April 18, 2017 10:59 AM (vg8iE)
Wait, that doesn't sound too good....
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?
Better than hearing banjo music
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 18, 2017 11:00 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Misheard Zeppelin lyrics at April 18, 2017 11:00 AM (Bdeb0)
Lemme guess: the NYT thinks they were expecting free healthcare, more unemployment, new programs to assist drug addicts, Planned Parenthood...
Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2017 11:00 AM (NOIQH)
Fuck you.
http://bit.ly/2oFe4RA
Posted by: alexthechick - most delicatest flowerest of innocent virtuest at April 18, 2017 10:48 AM (mf5HN)
Hey, even I like to hang out on the porch in the evening! (Got any steak?)
Posted by: Intrusive Gator at April 18, 2017 11:00 AM (RD7QR)
Discuss.
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I lost my virginity while U2's 'The Unforgettable Fire' played in the background. So... pretty good.
Posted by: V the K
I was in prison.
Working.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2017 10:56 AM (67teE)
What I remember most about the year was Bruce's song, the Olympics, and Mondale saying something about how edgamukashun was so important he was going to... well, I don't know what he was going to do, but whatever it was, I was for it.
Needless to say, I was a dumbass kid, and like most dumbass kids, I fell for empty promises.
It took the Army, some years later, to convince me that liberalism was bullsh*t.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 18, 2017 11:01 AM (TOk1P)
I hope that's guns and not dentures. Good luck anyway!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2017 11:01 AM (67teE)
Ann Barnhart is intense, depressing as hell and well-nigh apocalyptic. Here, she writes why the title of Amoris Laetitia is a deliberate poke in the eye by Frankie Fabulous and his gay mafia to the faithful:
http://tinyurl.com/grsll93
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 18, 2017 11:01 AM (X6fMO)
@DavidRutz
Straightforward from here:
1) Ossoff wins
2) Ossoff becomes Speaker
3) Trump/Pence impeached
4) President Ossoff
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 18, 2017 11:01 AM (mOOHj)
Posted by: Sharkman at April 18, 2017 11:02 AM (J6XDt)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 18, 2017 11:03 AM (WTSFk)
President Ossoff Just Can't Even.
Posted by: General Zod at April 18, 2017 11:03 AM (Bdeb0)
was so important he was going to...
Posted by: BurtTC
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wha ??? did it involve paining ?
Posted by: runner at April 18, 2017 11:03 AM (c6/9Q)
Fuck you.
Yeah, but...Florida.
Even the damn trees try to kill you in Florida.
(srsly. The only 2 poisonous tress in the US grow only in Florida.)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 18, 2017 11:03 AM (ul9CR)
I would never take Somin's opinion on immigration (crazed libertarian type), but it was good to see a polite discussion.
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 18, 2017 11:04 AM (MIKMs)
The artist was shunned for being.so.shocking
Not just the full female nudity whilst rhe men are clothed
But that she is looking brazenly, not in any modest demure way, directly at the viewer
Posted by: ThunderB at April 18, 2017 11:04 AM (l0A2Y)
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Someone should just cut them down.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 18, 2017 11:04 AM (1OVkS)
Even the damn trees try to kill you in Florida.
(srsly. The only 2 poisonous tress in the US grow only in Florida.)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 18, 2017 11:03 AM (ul9CR)
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And those trees are REALLY nasty. Look em up.
One is called a Manchineel. It's terrifying.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at April 18, 2017 11:04 AM (xeeHA)
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Just like my nude Polaroid wherein I'm wearing the ankle strap chunky high heels...
Posted by: Stanley Ann Dunham at April 18, 2017 11:05 AM (vg8iE)
Interesting painting. Pretty sure I saw a movie that started like that once.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 18, 2017 11:05 AM (9CkBG)
NYT is headlining this story about Michigan voters unhappy over Trump. They are waiting for the promises he made?
Thousands of jobs, and has it been 100 days yet? Of course Hillary would now been the better choice??
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Who'd they find? Democrats who voted for Hillary in the first place?
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.
.
.I seriously think that they are finding people who are unhappy about Trump who voted for him however, they are most likely unhappy because he isn't building the wall fast enough or things like that. That is something the NYT would hold back from the story.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 18, 2017 11:05 AM (le7jz)
Fuck you.
Ha ha ha.
Is that all you got?
*releases enormous horde of migratory tarantulas in AtC's general direction*
Posted by: Outside at April 18, 2017 11:05 AM (9q7Dl)
The GOP would still have the House, the Senate, and the WH, and retained the (tenuous) balance of the SCOTUS...
Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2017 11:06 AM (NOIQH)
I wasn't *supposed* to vote for Reagan. I was young, and the media informed me that all young people hated Reagan. In fact, just about everybody hated Reagan, except imbeciles. Plus my whole family were Democrats.
I remember watching the shellacking on election night with the fam and having to keep quiet while celebrating inwardly. I 'fessed up 4 years later that I was a (gasp) Republican.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 18, 2017 11:07 AM (ul9CR)
Posted by: General Zod at April 18, 2017 11:07 AM (Bdeb0)
Chocodiles.
Go big or go home.
Posted by: V the K at April 18, 2017 10:41 AM (O7MnT)
I had no idea this existed. Dear God.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at April 18, 2017 10:43 AM (RD7QR)
I just looked this up, because I have never, in my 54 years, heard of such a thing.
You can order them fresh from the factory. Fresh.
Chocolate covered twinkies, fresh.
Why has this not been made known to the masses?? This is a thing of beauty.
Posted by: moki at April 18, 2017 11:07 AM (V+V48)
In Australia, they say the sheep push back harder there.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 18, 2017 11:07 AM (H5rtT)
Yep. And the other is the Florida Poisontree.
At least that one is honest about its murderous intentions.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 18, 2017 11:08 AM (ul9CR)
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at April 18, 2017 11:08 AM (zRZaJ)
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Coming out of the closet is always painful for the family.
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 18, 2017 11:09 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45
Hustler photo shoot cira 1863
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 18, 2017 11:09 AM (FZYNt)
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Tip of the iceberg, groundswell of anti-Trump sentiment, shit like that.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 18, 2017 11:09 AM (1OVkS)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 18, 2017 11:07 AM (H5rtT)
Goats, who knows, have to ask my local Muslin men...
Posted by: Colin at April 18, 2017 11:09 AM (FA6S7)
I wasn't *supposed* to vote for Reagan. I was young, and the media informed me that all young people hated Reagan. In fact, just about everybody hated Reagan, except imbeciles. Plus my whole family were Democrats.
I remember watching the shellacking on election night with the fam and having to keep quiet while celebrating inwardly. I 'fessed up 4 years later that I was a (gasp) Republican.
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I was 8 years old that year, but I do remember election night that year for some reason. I can still see the NBC "Decision 84" logo. Weird.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 18, 2017 11:09 AM (vg8iE)
I remember watching the shellacking on election night with the fam and having to keep quiet while celebrating inwardly. I 'fessed up 4 years later that I was a (gasp) Republican.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 18, 2017 11:07 AM (ul9CR)
Rebellious phase, eh?
Posted by: Emmie at April 18, 2017 11:10 AM (xVuS6)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 18, 2017 11:10 AM (l0A2Y)
I don't remember a thing about my first time. Which probably explains my sour disposition.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 18, 2017 11:10 AM (X6fMO)
Good luck with that Elon Musk, you idiot. Being worth billions does not take the dangerous psycho out of women like Amber Heard.
What a fucking dumbass.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 18, 2017 11:10 AM (2qHjF)
Posted by: alexthechick - most delicatest flowerest of innocent virtuest at April 18, 2017 11:10 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 18, 2017 11:10 AM (nlbfN)
Go big or go home.
Posted by: V the K at April 18, 2017 10:41 AM (O7MnT)
I had no idea this existed. Dear God.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at April 18, 2017 10:43 AM (RD7QR)
I just looked this up, because I have never, in my 54 years, heard of such a thing.
You can order them fresh from the factory. Fresh.
Chocolate covered twinkies, fresh.
Diabeetus in cellophane.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2017 11:11 AM (67teE)
Posted by: bugs bunny at April 18, 2017 11:11 AM (nlbfN)
Posted by: Clarissa at April 18, 2017 11:11 AM (d76uN)
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Poor kids couldn't use the slides.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 18, 2017 11:11 AM (1OVkS)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 18, 2017 10:58 AM (vg8iE)
Most likely. If it's the story I'm thinking of, the lib reporter went to Dearborn and randomly talked to people, including those in black trash bags and sitting in soup kitchens and what not.
The story is bogus. And it's the NYT's.
The Israeli Govt. is extremely upset with the NYT"s story praising the next jihadi to take the place of Abbas. They content the article is one big whopping lie, especially regarding the praise and glory the Times covered this guy in. Demanding retractions, apologies to the family of the Israeli's killed by this asshole.
Times did retract some of it, but Netenyahu is still livid.
Posted by: Jen at April 18, 2017 11:12 AM (ZgC02)
Posted by: Lena Done Ham at April 18, 2017 11:12 AM (2qHjF)
Posted by: alexthechick - most delicatest flowerest of innocent virtuest at April 18, 2017 11:10 AM (mf5HN)
*dick punches you*
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 18, 2017 11:12 AM (9CkBG)
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Is one of them the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 18, 2017 11:12 AM (Nwg0u)
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But you did lose 40 pounds on Nutri-System!
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 18, 2017 11:13 AM (vg8iE)
Note the strewn lunchables--lunch is over, and *she's* the dessert.
Posted by: Steve the Pirate at April 18, 2017 11:13 AM (lcgkl)
Fuck you.
http://bit.ly/2oFe4RA
Posted by: alexthechick - most delicatest flowerest of innocent virtuest at April 18, 2017 10:48 AM (mf5HN)
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IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THERE ISN'T A MOUNTAIN WITHIN 400 MILES OF MOUNT PLEASANT,SC .
Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at April 18, 2017 11:13 AM (ZO497)
They really will break your kneecaps. Shins too.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 18, 2017 11:13 AM (9CkBG)
Good luck with that Elon Musk, you idiot. Being worth billions does not take the dangerous psycho out of women like Amber Heard.
What a fucking dumbass.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 18, 2017 11:10 AM (2qHjF)
She's seriously cute. Does the crazy overwhelm the hot with her (as in, where is she on the Hot/Crazy matrix?)?
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at April 18, 2017 11:14 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 18, 2017 11:14 AM (Nwg0u)
It was thought to be a crude commentary of tbe rampant prostitution in Paris parks at the time
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This seems to be spreading to America.
Posted by: Lena Done Ham at April 18, 2017 11:14 AM (2qHjF)
I think my mother would have handled that better.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 18, 2017 11:14 AM (ul9CR)
Mr. Bassman and I will be in the Ft. Lauderdale area at the end of April and would enjoy meeting Florida morons.
Are there any Horde members in that area who are available for a mini-meetup? One possibility is to attend your church on Sunday the 30th.
Posted by: Emmie at April 18, 2017 11:14 AM (xVuS6)
In printing industry, images are delineated as width x depth as in 8.5x11. Similarly, images can be portrait mode, as 8.5x11 or landscape mode 11x8.5.
Today's painting seems to be a landscape yet your measurements indicate a portrait mode.
Is the "artistic" convention different by custom or habit ???
Posted by: 11B40 at April 18, 2017 11:14 AM (evgyj)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 18, 2017 11:14 AM (+FSld)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 18, 2017 11:12 AM (9CkBG)
Is that any way to respond to a heartfelt welcome back gift?
*sniffle*
I'm hurt in my emotions.
Posted by: alexthechick - most delicatest flowerest of innocent virtuest at April 18, 2017 11:15 AM (mf5HN)
Go big or go home.
Posted by: V the K at April 18, 2017 10:41 AM (O7MnT)
I had no idea this existed. Dear God.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at April 18, 2017 10:43 AM (RD7QR)
I just looked this up, because I have never, in my 54 years, heard of such a thing.
You can order them fresh from the factory. Fresh.
Chocolate covered twinkies, fresh.
Diabeetus in cellophane.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2017 11:11 AM (67teE)
Good lord, how did you people make it this far in life not knowing about Chocodiles.
I mean... you COULD live in a world without Chocodiles, but why would you want to?
Posted by: BurtTC at April 18, 2017 11:15 AM (TOk1P)
It was Manets Lena Dunham phase
Posted by: ThunderB at April 18, 2017 11:15 AM (l0A2Y)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 18, 2017 11:15 AM (nlbfN)
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Funny you should mention that. The gal in the painting put me in mind of Tress of the d'Urbervilles.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2017 11:16 AM (ZO497)
*sniffle*
I'm hurt in my emotions.
Posted by: alexthechick - most delicatest flowerest of innocent virtuest at April 18, 2017 11:15 AM (mf5HN)
You say these things like I don't know you. Like you have a heart. Or sad/sympathetic/empathetic emotions.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 18, 2017 11:16 AM (9CkBG)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 18, 2017 11:16 AM (nlbfN)
Good luck with that Elon Musk, you idiot. Being worth billions does not take the dangerous psycho out of women like Amber Heard.
What a fucking dumbass.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 18, 2017 11:10 AM (2qHjF)
She's seriously cute. Does the crazy overwhelm the hot with her (as in, where is she on the Hot/Crazy matrix?)?
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at April 18, 2017 11:14 AM (RD7QR)
Yes. Look at the crap she tried and almost got away with when married to Jonny Depp. She beat herself up and claimed Depp did it. Bigly Dangerous Psycho.
Posted by: Lena Done Ham at April 18, 2017 11:17 AM (2qHjF)
Good luck with that Elon Musk, you idiot. Being worth billions does not take the dangerous psycho out of women like Amber Heard.
What a fucking dumbass.
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Two words: Ironclad pre-nup. (And nowadays even that might not save him.)
Just date her, Elon, don't marry her. Hasn't she already used up and spit out Johnny Depp?
Why is she considered a "dangerous psycho," though? I hadn't heard.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 18, 2017 11:17 AM (/qeSt)
Good lord, how did you people make it this far in life not knowing about Chocodiles.
I mean... you COULD live in a world without Chocodiles, but why would you want to?
Posted by: BurtTC at April 18, 2017 11:15 AM (TOk1P)
To be fair, I spent twenty five of those 54 years living in SLC's (shitty little countries) for God and Country, so we missed out on a lot. My daughter thought Gilligan's Island was a current show for years, since it was one of the shows on AFRTS when she was little.
Posted by: moki at April 18, 2017 11:18 AM (V+V48)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 18, 2017 11:18 AM (+rOBu)
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*licks lips*
Posted by: An Alligator at April 18, 2017 11:18 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 18, 2017 11:16 AM (9CkBG)
I can too be empathetic!
I can't, you know, think of any examples offhand but that's not the point.
Posted by: alexthechick - most delicatest flowerest of innocent virtuest at April 18, 2017 11:18 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 18, 2017 11:19 AM (+rOBu)
My band in high school even played that song and our singer sang it the way I heard it, so it wasn't just me.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 18, 2017 11:19 AM (ul9CR)
"Ah, my friend Pierre, she is an infidel slave I picked up in Damascus. Please examine her carefully for any irregular markings while your wife is collecting berries"
Posted by: shibumi at April 18, 2017 11:19 AM (FkAXz)
*licks lips*
Posted by: An Alligator at April 18, 2017 11:18 AM (ZO497)
Hah! You're not allowed to eat visitors.
Posted by: Emmie at April 18, 2017 11:19 AM (xVuS6)
Question status: Answered.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 18, 2017 11:20 AM (/qeSt)
I can't, you know, think of any examples offhand but that's not the point.
Posted by: alexthechick - most delicatest flowerest of innocent virtuest at April 18, 2017 11:18 AM (mf5HN)
On second thought, I'm sure you could arouse certain empathetic feelings during particular movies or books.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 18, 2017 11:20 AM (9CkBG)
My mother always said, "It's just as easy to fall in love with a girl who isn't a psychotic bitch."
Sadly, some of my brothers did not take her advice to heart.
Posted by: V the K at April 18, 2017 11:21 AM (O7MnT)
I was 11 years old and my Dad brought back a movie from the rental place for our after dinner entertainment and one of the truly greats of 1984
Revenge of the Nerds
"We've...got...bush!"
Posted by: H Badger at April 18, 2017 11:21 AM (n/0Nw)
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It's Elon Musk. He deserves this.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 18, 2017 11:21 AM (vg8iE)
My band in high school even played that song and our singer sang it the way I heard it, so it wasn't just me.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 18, 2017 11:19 AM (ul9CR)
But that wouldn't rhyme with "fall"...?
Posted by: hogmartin at April 18, 2017 11:21 AM (8nWyX)
Posted by: alexthechick - most delicatest flowerest of innocent virtuest at April 18, 2017 11:10 AM (mf5HN)
*dick punches you*
Posted by: BCochran1981
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I note that in the Baldacci novel that I am reading, a corrupt prison warden keeps the prisoners sedated by mixing drugs in their food...in the carrots.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2017 11:22 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 18, 2017 11:23 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: alexthechick - most delicatest flowerest of innocent virtuest at April 18, 2017 11:15 AM (mf5HN)
I have been known to say "It's like you punched me right in the feelings."
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 18, 2017 11:23 AM (yL25O)
My guess is: artist's model, they are taking a short break. Although in my experience models re-clothe at least with a robe when not directly working.
Its also possibly some bizarre allegory from the time as well.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2017 11:23 AM (39g3+)
Election were stolen and they didn't report the theft for two days.
The Secretary of State is not pleased.
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If it weren't for crime, these people would have no political party.
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at April 18, 2017 11:23 AM (5FLKM)
Question status: Answered.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 18, 2017 11:20 AM (/qeSt)
I don't follow the gossip press, but I would suggest this:
If a big star like Johnny Depp is accused of beating up a woman, and it's later reported in the gossip press that she's a psycho who beat herself up, and tried to make it look like Johnny Depp did it... I would think there's a fairly high likelihood Johnny Depp beat her up, and the Hollowwood Industrial Complex went to work protecting one of its biggest stars.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 18, 2017 11:23 AM (TOk1P)
I always did wonder why the singer in "Dream On" thought he was "Jasper Johns."
Posted by: V the K at April 18, 2017 11:23 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: TexasDan at April 18, 2017 11:24 AM (yL25O)
Posted by: eleven at April 18, 2017 11:24 AM (qUNWi)
If you gotta ask?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2017 11:24 AM (KlI/a)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 18, 2017 11:25 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 18, 2017 11:21 AM (vg8iE)
I could tell you everything there is to know about Chocodiles, and more! But I have no idea who Elon Musk is. Should I?
Sounds like a comic book character.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 18, 2017 11:26 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: The Oort Cloud - No-Longer-Deplorable Source of all SMODs at April 18, 2017 11:26 AM (T1H5V)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at April 18, 2017 11:27 AM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Biff Boffo at April 18, 2017 11:27 AM (KAJA8)
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 18, 2017 11:27 AM (MIKMs)
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make dentures great again!
Posted by: Tallahassee at April 18, 2017 11:27 AM (PNcou)
Incidentally, you never have to explain a Larry Elmore piece to anybody. His work is quite easily accessible.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at April 18, 2017 11:27 AM (1zARK)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at April 18, 2017 11:27 AM (QQ+il)
Posted by: TexasDan at April 18, 2017 11:24 AM (yL25O)
And you probably have VD.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 18, 2017 11:27 AM (rF0hx)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 18, 2017 11:23 AM (yL25O)
I suspect that's not the only kind of punch you're familiar with, Sandy.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 18, 2017 11:28 AM (X6fMO)
I might consider that were it for the fact that I doubt Johnny Depp could beat up an anemic squirrel.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2017 11:28 AM (39g3+)
Give me Raphael or give me darkness.
Posted by: Meremortal, weight weight at April 18, 2017 11:29 AM (3myMJ)
"And you probably have VD."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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Which, coincidentally, was the original name of this painting.
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at April 18, 2017 11:29 AM (5FLKM)
If it weren't for a fucking gutless, treasonous GOP, no Democrat would dare show their face, let alone be given a national platform for their morally leprous ideology.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 18, 2017 11:29 AM (X6fMO)
and the Hollowwood Industrial Complex went to work protecting one of
its biggest stars.
Eh, Depp's ex girlfriends including his long-time partner said he had never laid a hand on them, and his short time with Heard was supposedly full of drunken arguments, etc. Maybe she brought the crazy in him, or maybe it was her crazy drama?!? Stupid celebrity problems...
Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2017 11:29 AM (NOIQH)
Elon Musk is a person? I thought it was a brand of cologne. Posted by: Biff Boffo at April 18, 2017 11:27 AM (KAJA
Sounds like some gruff Old West fundamentalist preacher. "Well, he got away with some ponies and enough money to hole up for awhile. Hell, he could be up in the foothills with ol' Elon Musk and his world-enders, for all we know."
Posted by: General Zod at April 18, 2017 11:30 AM (Bdeb0)
fifty bucks?
Posted by: JEM at April 18, 2017 11:30 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 18, 2017 11:30 AM (mOOHj)
She gives off a crazy vibe. Crazy monkey sex may be part of the package.
The pictures she released of the beat down were not convincing. Not even a slight black eye. Just eye shadow
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 18, 2017 11:30 AM (SIY7D)
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Barghouti is a freedomfighter !!
- the NYT
Posted by: runner at April 18, 2017 11:30 AM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 18, 2017 11:30 AM (V1nal)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 18, 2017 11:32 AM (uvJ1X)
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I might consider that were it for the fact that I doubt Johnny Depp could beat up an anemic squirrel.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2017 11:28 AM (39g3+)
I don't think anyone is tracking such things, but I would suggest it's more likely that little guys are beating up their women, rather than the big guys.
Why? Because they think they need to. For a variety of reasons.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 18, 2017 11:32 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 18, 2017 11:27 AM (rF0hx)
It's okay. I'm using a company computer.
Wait...
Posted by: TexasDan at April 18, 2017 11:32 AM (yL25O)
Yes , you read that correctly. If you want a great laugh, read this article at LI detailing what caused the downfall of this magnificent effort for California to become independent.
http://legalinsurrection.com/2017/04/calexit-backers-end-current-secession-plans/#comments
Posted by: Jen at April 18, 2017 11:33 AM (ZgC02)
Posted by: Fritz at April 18, 2017 11:33 AM (2Mnv1)
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There are some things that one does not question.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 18, 2017 11:34 AM (1OVkS)
He is a very bright man, perhaps not quite as bright as he thinks he is, but ambition and aggression counts for a lot.
South African, family has some money, his early business efforts mainly funded by mommy's contacts. Bought out of his first real startup by Compaq for $16M. Put that into a McLaren F1 that he flipped with Peter Thiel on board IIRC to talk to Sand Hill VCs. Merged his money and what he'd been calling X.com into PayPal. The rest is history.
Posted by: JEM at April 18, 2017 11:35 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Javems at April 18, 2017 11:35 AM (yOqwj)
Which meant bringing along two individuals - a guy named Greg (whose last name escapes me now) as overseer and watchdog, and Musk's little brother Kindal who needed to be kept employed.
Posted by: JEM at April 18, 2017 11:37 AM (TppKb)
This painting is fairly typical Manet: a lot of individual insight, but a certain, probably stylistically intentional failure to unify foreground and background, resulting in an awkward telephoto like portraiture wherein every thing is either in tight sharp focus, or none at all, that emphasizes individual elements.
Nice little cabin in the back there. Cabins are always nice.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 18, 2017 11:37 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: JEM at April 18, 2017 11:38 AM (TppKb)
I might consider that were it for the fact that I doubt Johnny Depp could beat up an anemic squirrel.
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He picked up a peanut that was mine. I took him to the woodshed and made him cry like a six year old girl.
Posted by: a random anemic squirrel at April 18, 2017 11:39 AM (FkAXz)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2017 11:39 AM (UNTBN)
Posted by: Strobe at April 18, 2017 11:40 AM (gbWkA)
Posted by: H Badger at April 18, 2017 11:40 AM (n/0Nw)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 18, 2017 10:33 AM (/prE6)
Maybe. A little. It has it's moments, but the ending is profoundly annoying.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 18, 2017 10:36 AM (TOk1P)
"Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's god-given right." - The Mayor
If it only could fit on a license plate
Posted by: astronaut achmed at April 18, 2017 11:43 AM (laQYo)
Posted by: tu3031 at April 18, 2017 11:48 AM (qJhUV)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2017 11:48 AM (67teE)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 18, 2017 09:52 AM (0mRoj)
Box lunch anyone?
Younger artist me really found this painting weird because of all the unanswered questions...are they prostitutes? Models on a break? Why are the wimmens naked but the men are not? Why the huge size? The crap? Then I discovered dada and surrealism and the unanswered questions in the painting are almost charmant.
Posted by: LizLem at April 18, 2017 12:17 PM (hvf9s)
419 Do I want to read through all the posts?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2017 11:39 AM (UNTBN)
Has it ever been worth it?
Posted by: StrawMan at April 18, 2017 12:30 PM (hQt/L)
Posted by: jwpaine at April 18, 2017 01:05 PM (30dDt)
There are only two subjects in the painting, not four - one man and one woman. They're in a wilderness alone, having connected briefly but without consequence.
The man is conversant with himself, engaged in internal dialogue, picturing himself fancier than he is having notched another conquest. He imagines himself fully clothed or more, not at all vulnerable, having offered only inconsequential, algorithmic banter to achieve his selfish ends. He leans on his hand without touching this woman with whom he is done and ignores here completely.
The woman is also elsewhere in her mind, imagining the responsibilities she ought have pursued in lieu of this fleeting shame pursuing the lie. She offered herself fully but he did not reciprocate. So foolishly hopeful but she should have known better, there was nothing chivalrous about it, they did not even find a soft patch of ground, there are rocks everywhere and no blanket spread. She is now out of place and longs awkwardly for eye contact with the viewer who might embrace her more genuinely than this now-disengaged acquaintance.
The spilled basket of uneaten food represents the failed hopes and dreams of both. A want, perhaps even an expectation, collapsed.
The boat awaits their return. It will be a quiet and uncomfortable row back to rejoin the other shades who they pass in life, who like our subjects find no more than brief, vulgar intimacies punctuating existences of detachment and loneliness.
Indeed, indeed... *lights another crack rock and continues to scrub Bernie shirt on washboard*
Posted by: Art Critic at April 18, 2017 01:38 PM (wx6iv)
Posted by: Another Bob at April 18, 2017 02:17 PM (CSxpO)
Posted by: BJ54 at April 18, 2017 02:58 PM (Bed/U)
Good:
Probably close to peak MTV.
Eurythmics, Cars, Elvis Costello still making classics.
Unfortunately Blondie on the wane.
Trent Reznor spending months in my basement doing overdubs on a 4-track TEAC with his first band.
Bad:
Only having enough money to afford two reels of tape so all songs got dumped to cassette and forever lost. Can't count the times I have turned over the basement looking for the "Ninch Inch Nails basement tapes"
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