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A New WMD?

Our military has had enough of the the Taliban/ISIS cave rats and have come up with a disgusting new MOAB that is sure to have them running for the tall grass. Or rocks, depending on the terrain:

Heh. I thought Lena had 'lost weight' grieving over the election results. From the pic, it looks like she spent time grieving over a half-gallon of ice cream and a bag of Oreos.

Open Thread until ace shows up.

Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:34 AM




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1 fuck there goes lunch

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 17, 2017 11:34 AM (KlI/a)

2 I read that as Open Thread until ace throws up.

Which kind of works, actually.

Posted by: blaster at April 17, 2017 11:34 AM (tewYv)

3 No, that was me...I celebrated w/ice cream and oreos.

Posted by: BignJames at April 17, 2017 11:35 AM (x9c8r)

4 Mercifully blocked.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at April 17, 2017 11:35 AM (QQ+il)

5 Bad news, won't work, she looks marginally better than a goat.

Posted by: Fred Z at April 17, 2017 11:35 AM (Ns/en)

6 The military must find ways to broadcast images of her into the minds of our enemies, with the audio of Hillary Clinton speeches or Yoko Ono songs.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2017 11:35 AM (39g3+)

7 yeah, you drop the Mother of All Blobs on a society and they'll get the message all right. Yeeeooow!

Posted by: DanMan at April 17, 2017 11:36 AM (XTiHL)

8 Willow end of last thread:

I'm looking for a good geeky show to hold me over between TWD GoT.


If you have Amazon Prime, try "Patriot". Sort of weird and awkward but funny.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2017 11:27 AM (NOIQH)



Sneaky Pete & Santa Clarita Diet.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2017 11:36 AM (67teE)

9 Don't think Lena is fitting into the MOAB, but I think she will try to fit the MOAB into her.

Posted by: Penfold at April 17, 2017 11:36 AM (Fbt5B)

10 My eyes! My eyes!

Posted by: Strobe at April 17, 2017 11:36 AM (gbWkA)

11 Choose the form of the destructor.

Posted by: General Zod at April 17, 2017 11:36 AM (Bdeb0)

12 I'd hit it.

Posted by: Pajama Boy at April 17, 2017 11:36 AM (vtcmf)

13 Mayor de Blasio vowed to bring relief to renters in the city just not those living in his apartments.

De Blasio jacked up the rent on his two Park Slope properties even while successfully pushing for rent freezes in the citys rent-stabilized apartments, a new report has found.



You can live in de Blasios apartment for $1,825 a month
The rent in one unit of a two-family home owned by de Blasio and his wife jumped to $2,850 last year from $2,400 in 2009 after rising in $50 and $75 annual increments, according to Politico, which cited a City Hall source.

Another apartment in the wood frame home saw its rent go up by $25 to $1,825 in June 2015.

The mayors primary residence, which is also in Park Slope, is being rented $4,500 a month while he lives at Gracie Mansion.

It's good to be King!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 17, 2017 11:36 AM (KlI/a)

14 I'll never get another erection again.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at April 17, 2017 11:36 AM (6b1si)

15 Good lord, stop making us ill.

Posted by: East Valley AZ at April 17, 2017 11:36 AM (PbH71)

16 Try stuffing a goat into one of those things!

Posted by: Colin at April 17, 2017 11:37 AM (FA6S7)

17 Whyyyyyyyy?!



How about we send them a peace offering of boxed dvd sets of "Girls"?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2017 11:37 AM (NOIQH)

18 Considering that he's only jut now finishing Second Breakfast, it may be a while before Ace graces us with his presence.

Posted by: Fox2! at April 17, 2017 11:37 AM (brIR5)

19 Stop #bombshaming!

Posted by: josephistan at April 17, 2017 11:37 AM (7HtZB)

20 And to think we once wailed over fat naked guy on ottoman...

Yikes.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 17, 2017 11:37 AM (MINbv)

21 Considering that he's only jut now finishing Second Breakfast, it may be a while before Ace graces us with his presence.

He's half way through Elevenses.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at April 17, 2017 11:38 AM (QQ+il)

22 Great - now *I'M* losing weight.

Through my mouth.

And the opposite orifice.

Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 17, 2017 11:38 AM (eytER)

23 Eh, she molests kids, too. Would fit right in

Posted by: Chupacabra at April 17, 2017 11:38 AM (fSuK4)

24
Weapons of
Massive
Dunhams

Posted by: fixerupper at April 17, 2017 11:38 AM (8XRCm)

25 20 And to think we once wailed over fat naked guy on ottoman...

Yikes.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 17, 2017 11:37 AM (MINbv)

It was a fat naked guy on a WHITE ottoman. Some of us respect furniture.

Posted by: East Valley AZ at April 17, 2017 11:39 AM (PbH71)

26 I was going to scramble my loyal Cylon raiders to strafe OM for that. Then I realized I laid off my last raider early last year and they all drive for Uber now.

Oh well, there's always the flaming emus delivered by trebuchet...wait, I rented those out to FedEx.

Dammit.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 17, 2017 11:39 AM (9krrF)

27 Oreos come in bags now?

Posted by: Hello? Is this thing on? at April 17, 2017 11:39 AM (c5sfq)

28 That's hot.

Posted by: Clock Boy at April 17, 2017 11:40 AM (vtcmf)

29 I was going to scramble my loyal Cylon raiders to strafe OM for that. Then I realized I laid off my last raider early last year and they all drive for Uber now.

Oh well, there's always the flaming emus delivered by trebuchet...wait, I rented those out to FedEx.

Dammit.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 17, 2017 11:39 AM (9krrF)

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Jarts at the Ready ???

Posted by: fixerupper at April 17, 2017 11:40 AM (8XRCm)

30 I'm looking for a good geeky show to hold me over between TWD GoT.

How geeky?

My wife started watching The Librarians awhile ago. I kind of like it.

Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 17, 2017 11:40 AM (eytER)

31 Which one of you pissed off 'Muse ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 17, 2017 11:40 AM (ATQUV)

32 Sorry Cheetohs not a suitable replacement for napalm.

Posted by: JEM at April 17, 2017 11:40 AM (TppKb)

33 Apropos to nothing, any relation between those Dunhams and Obozo's mom? I've always wondered.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 17, 2017 11:40 AM (9krrF)

34 She's an ugly woman.
I feel sorry for her.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 17, 2017 11:40 AM (zsHGH)

35 Pork pron.

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 17, 2017 11:40 AM (M5NPS)

36 Jesus Jenny, I should have just gone and sat in the parking lot til the buffet place opened.

And how'm I gonna sleep too after seeing that?

Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 17, 2017 11:40 AM (Jcg9Q)

37 27 Oreos come in bags now?
Posted by: Hello? Is this thing on? at April 17, 2017 11:39 AM (c5sfq)

IV bags.

Posted by: josephistan at April 17, 2017 11:41 AM (7HtZB)

38 Oh dear god.

(Would it be trite and stereotypical to yell for Eye Bleach? I guess so. So I won't do it.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 17, 2017 11:41 AM (/qeSt)

39

And just how the fuck are we going get up in the air with THAT stuffed inside the payload.

Posted by: C130's Everywhere at April 17, 2017 11:41 AM (8XRCm)

40 Fake. A B-2 can only loft about 50,000 pounds.

Posted by: smart military comment at April 17, 2017 11:42 AM (wpC7C)

41 30 I'm looking for a good geeky show to hold me over between TWD GoT.

How geeky?

My wife started watching The Librarians awhile ago. I kind of like it.
Posted by: Witchdoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 17, 2017 11:40 AM (eytER)

Something like that, a story arc season as opposed to episodic.

Posted by: josephistan at April 17, 2017 11:42 AM (7HtZB)

42 >>fuck there goes lunch


You eat your Dunham plain or with Hot Sauce?

Posted by: garrett at April 17, 2017 11:42 AM (hMW5D)

43 Wait! Wait! I'm not even a quarter of the way through the last thread!

Only just got up to Stringer Davis's limerick ending with "Vermeereal Disease!" That's a real Muldoon-challenger.

Posted by: mindful webworker - slow reader at April 17, 2017 11:43 AM (NstOx)

44 Kinkyyyy!

Posted by: Headley Lamarr at April 17, 2017 11:43 AM (rqZCh)

45 Something like that, a story arc season as opposed to episodic.

Posted by: josephistan at April 17, 2017 11:42 AM (7HtZB)


Has anyone mentioned Orphan Black?

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 17, 2017 11:44 AM (lZ5qK)

46 >fuck there goes lunch

there goes the launch too.
they'll never get that up...

Posted by: JoeF. at April 17, 2017 11:44 AM (7uYFy)

47 Some women about to win the Boston Marathon

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 17, 2017 11:44 AM (KlI/a)

48 won't that cause the missile to shrink?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 17, 2017 11:44 AM (h/uSM)

49 Its amazing that the industry that once brought us Doris Day now brings us...that...whatever it is.

Posted by: Crusader at April 17, 2017 11:45 AM (ewSN2)

50 " any relation between those Dunhams and Obozo's mom? I've always wondered."

Yeah, I wondered too .... it would fit right in with the rest of the nepotistic Fake Meritocracy they've got going ....

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at April 17, 2017 11:45 AM (KGH7Z)

51 And by a mile it looks

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 17, 2017 11:45 AM (KlI/a)

52
What's funny is Patton Oswalt still looks like more of a dyke than lena dunham.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 17, 2017 11:45 AM (cFrcL)

53 Kenyan

Yeah I know shocka

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 17, 2017 11:45 AM (KlI/a)

54 Bad idea! The plane has to be able to take off. You can't just add a black hole worth of mass to the payload, and expect the plane to get airborne.

Posted by: dustydog at April 17, 2017 11:45 AM (6BLvJ)

55 >>Has anyone mentioned Orphan Black?

Ooh, good one!
Think that's available on Amazon Prime, too.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2017 11:45 AM (NOIQH)

56 And WTH is the Internet so upset about an Antifa girl getting punched in the chops? Just more white knightery?

Posted by: Chupacabra at April 17, 2017 11:46 AM (fSuK4)

57 Jesus she looks better than I do after I run 1/2 a mile

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 17, 2017 11:46 AM (KlI/a)

58 She's an ugly woman.
I feel sorry for her.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 17, 2017 11:40 AM (zsHGH)


She's an ordinary-looking woman who hates herself and happens to be trapped in a feedback loop where, no matter how much she defaces or abuses herself, no matter how much she embraces ugliness, she is told that she is courageous, beautiful and talented.

And she knows everyone is lying to her face. Everyone.

She needs a deprogramming, a delousing and a nice man who would care for her.

I feel sorry for her, too.

Death is just checking his pager every few hours.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 17, 2017 11:46 AM (X6fMO)

59 Some women about to win the Boston Marathon

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 17, 2017 11:44 AM (KlI/a)
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Actual women, or the fake kind?

Posted by: grammie winger - alleluia! at April 17, 2017 11:46 AM (lwiT4)

60 Has anyone mentioned Orphan Black?
Posted by: OregonMuse


Why? Did someone order the SJW special with cheese?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 17, 2017 11:46 AM (GgzGa)

61 Meh.
What's one more bomb in her career?

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 17, 2017 11:46 AM (M5NPS)

62 Lena Dunham's inexplicable cultural impact and media visibility is a perfect example of the lesbification of society. Fat, ugly broads are fine, I like a lot of them. They can be fun and interesting and good company and give great hugs. A lot of the time they have a much more interesting personality and active mind than pretty girls.

But they aren't what the public wants to see and enjoy in entertainment; that's for young pretty people. Ugly dudes get in once in a while as musicians, but that's pretty much it.

But if you're ugly and fat and unlikable, you might feel abused and cruelly mistreated by society and want payback. And that's what we're getting, the revenge of the parts of society who have always been at the fringes and never felt part of the cool kids club. They are the ones demanding attention.

Its like the current ridiculous trend of picking the downs syndrome girl to be homecoming queen. They weren't picked out of some love of that person or because they're especially qualified to represent the school. They were picked because people feel virtuous by picking someone like that and promoting them as if somehow that makes them better people.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2017 11:46 AM (39g3+)

63 Some women about to win the Boston Marathon

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 17, 2017 11:44 AM (KlI/a)
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Actual women, or the fake kind?
Posted by: grammie winger - alleluia! at April 17, 2017 11:46 AM (lwiT4)

Looks real

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 17, 2017 11:47 AM (KlI/a)

64 I think I'm going to get a .22 pistol. Shot a Ruger over the weekend and it sure can shoot the black out of the 10 ring. May splurge and buy the MKIV Hunter.

Ergonomics were better on the M&P 22, but it did not group well. My Glocks shoot tighter groups than that Smith and Wesson 22. Bizarre.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 17, 2017 11:47 AM (zsHGH)

65 i though chris farley was dead. thanks, i think my eyes went blind to protect my heart.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 17, 2017 11:47 AM (KP5rU)

66 So they start the women first ha in Boston...the men are still out on the course.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 17, 2017 11:47 AM (KlI/a)

67 You sir, are not a great American!

Posted by: Sean Hannity at April 17, 2017 11:47 AM (pbkWd)

68 So much stupid, silly news on Drudge today...most of it I'm not clicking on!

Posted by: Colin at April 17, 2017 11:47 AM (FA6S7)

69 Some women about to win the Boston Marathon

Awesome!

Posted by: Rosie Ruiz at April 17, 2017 11:48 AM (vtcmf)

70 I think I'm going to get a .22 pistol. Shot a Ruger over the weekend and it sure can shoot the black out of the 10 ring. May splurge and buy the MKIV Hunter.

Ergonomics were better on the M&P 22, but it did not group well. My Glocks shoot tighter groups than that Smith and Wesson 22. Bizarre.




Look into a Browning Buckmark.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2017 11:48 AM (67teE)

71 *Opens up the HQ*

*Projectile vomits*

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 17, 2017 11:48 AM (kTF2Z)

72 As far as I'm concerned, everyone who completes a marathon wins. Or loses, depending on your perspective.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2017 11:49 AM (39g3+)

73 hey how about them NBA playoffs? I did not watch a second. Fuck em

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 17, 2017 11:49 AM (KlI/a)

74 Ergonomics were better on the M&P 22, but it did not group well. My Glocks shoot tighter groups than that Smith and Wesson 22.

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Compact???

Mine punches out the X. But it is a little unforgiving.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 17, 2017 11:49 AM (8XRCm)

75 That bathing suit top is way to big for her. Scary creature.

Posted by: Jaimo at April 17, 2017 11:49 AM (9U1OG)

76 For geeky, check out Dark Matter on Netflix. Australian Sci Fi about six people waking up on a deserted space ship. Two seasons are out on Netflix.

Posted by: Scott-High Plains Deplorable at April 17, 2017 11:50 AM (WV5zo)

77 Women start the Boston Marathon a half hour before the men

Posted by: Publius Redux at April 17, 2017 11:50 AM (Fb9aZ)

78 As far as I'm concerned, everyone who completes a marathon wins. Or loses, depending on your perspective.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2017 11:49 AM (39g3+)

The guy in front look great- it's amazing
Another Kenyan

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 17, 2017 11:50 AM (KlI/a)

79 She makes me frisky!

Posted by: Fat Bastard at April 17, 2017 11:50 AM (rqZCh)

80 Something like that, a story arc season as opposed to episodic.

Posted by: josephistan at April 17, 2017 11:42 AM (7HtZB)


Are you all caught up on The Last Ship?

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 17, 2017 11:50 AM (lZ5qK)

81 Oh, Man, some of us haven't eaten...

Posted by: It's Me donna at April 17, 2017 11:50 AM (O2RFr)

82 Has anyone mentioned Orphan Black?
Posted by: OregonMuse

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I started watching it, didn't care for it.

Posted by: josephistan at April 17, 2017 11:50 AM (7HtZB)

83 And WTH is the Internet so upset about an Antifa girl getting punched in the chops? Just more white knightery?

I don't do internet memes, but someone should do one of her getting socked in the jaw with a slugline something like Wants Your Privilege Checked / Gets Reality Checked.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 17, 2017 11:50 AM (X6fMO)

84 everyone who completes a marathon wins

Yes. Participation medals.

Posted by: Rosie Ruiz at April 17, 2017 11:51 AM (vtcmf)

85 I think I'm going to get a .22 pistol. Shot a Ruger over the weekend and it sure can shoot the black out of the 10 ring. May splurge and buy the MKIV Hunter.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 17, 2017 11:47 AM (zsHGH)


One tip - get the government model, if that's still a thing. The one where the barrel OD is the same all the way to the muzzle. Also don't immediately rule out a MK<IV, people love to complain about how complicated the takedown - actually the reassembly - is, but if you get it right once, it's actually not that bad.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 17, 2017 11:52 AM (8nWyX)

86 Why did McAfee WebAdvisor suddenly attach itself to Firefox? Or why did Firefox suddenly add in McAfee WebAdvisor?

It makes browsing the web impossibly slow.

Effink computers.

Posted by: Kraig the Climber at April 17, 2017 11:52 AM (aHXEu)

87 They how about them NBA playoffs?

There were playoffs? I'm watching baseball. Despite the ridiculous, idiotic, infuriating insta-walk rule, the game is still good. Watch the M's, I think they are going to be really good this year. But the Giants will probably win it all.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2017 11:52 AM (39g3+)

88 56 And WTH is the Internet so upset about an Antifa girl getting punched in the chops? Just more white knightery?
Posted by: Chupacabra at April 17, 2017 11:46 AM (fSuK4)


Because a right-winger did the punching. When the left-winger Canadian guitar builder did the punching ... different people were pissed and different people shrugged "that's the breaks".

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 17, 2017 11:52 AM (ATQUV)

89 Soak Lena in bacon grease first

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 17, 2017 11:52 AM (SIY7D)

90 76 - Started that, looks pretty good.

80 - is Last Ship on hulu? I get the bare minimum cable package just to get internet service, and TNT isn't included.

Posted by: josephistan at April 17, 2017 11:53 AM (7HtZB)

91 Something like that, a story arc season as opposed to episodic.



Black Sails.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2017 11:53 AM (67teE)

92 Its like the current ridiculous trend of picking the
downs syndrome girl to be homecoming queen. They weren't picked out of
some love of that person or because they're especially qualified to
represent the school. They were picked because people feel virtuous by
picking someone like that and promoting them as if somehow that makes
them better people.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2017 11:46 AM (39g3+)
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I'm not so sure about that. Downs Syndrome kids are usually quite likable, affectionate, pleasant people. Other "normal" kids are often quite nice to them, and feel protective towards them. I've known a lot of teenagers who go out of their way to make them feel appreciated and special. It wouldn't surprise me at all if a Downs Syndrome kid was chosen for Homecoming king or queen. The other kids might feel as if they were giving them their day in the sun.

Posted by: grammie winger - alleluia! at April 17, 2017 11:53 AM (lwiT4)

93 Turkish opposition urges board to cancel referendum result
Turkeys main opposition urges electoral board to cancel the results of sweeping strengthening reform of presidential powers, citing voting irregularities; an international observer mission also cites irregularities, saying the vote fell short of international standards.


LOL
Sounds to me like some Turks are gong to jail soon

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 17, 2017 11:53 AM (KlI/a)

94 Soak Lena in bacon grease first




Then light her.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2017 11:53 AM (67teE)

95 Make living unbearable for the enemy?

Well for the domestic front - Limbaugh 24/7
Foreign front - Streisand 24/7

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 17, 2017 11:53 AM (XwPvU)

96 "56 And WTH is the Internet so upset about an Antifa girl getting punched in the chops? Just more white knightery?"

Yep. the girl in question is a proud empowered feminist commie who bragged on twitter she wanted "100 nazi scalps" from the protest, and, as a bonus, she is a porn star, if one is into "hairy" porn, and I only wish I was making that last part up.

Posted by: Scotch and Tritium at April 17, 2017 11:53 AM (uN4Ye)

97 If I were Pepsi, I would pay her NOT to be seen with a can of Pepsi in her hand.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 17, 2017 11:54 AM (4+IgA)

98
Now there's some fat on the haunch
And the flight specs are quite staunch
To the pilot's dispair
He couldn't get it in the air
What we have is a failure to launch!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 17, 2017 11:54 AM (kTF2Z)

99 As far as I'm concerned, everyone who completes a marathon wins. Or loses, depending on your perspective.

I'mma go with "loses," if you don't mind.

Posted by: Phedipedes at April 17, 2017 11:54 AM (u0s1P)

100 Soak Lena in bacon grease first

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How do you soak bacon grease in bacon grease???

Posted by: fixerupper at April 17, 2017 11:54 AM (8XRCm)

101 Compact???

Mine punches out the X. But it is a little unforgiving.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 17, 2017 11:49 AM (8XRCm)

Yeah, it was a range rental but from the size, I'm going to say the Compact. Trigger was really spongy.

I wonder if there are any 1911 .22's worth trying? This is just going to be a range/training tool.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 17, 2017 11:54 AM (zsHGH)

102 59 Some women about to win the Boston Marathon

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 17, 2017 11:44 AM (KlI/a)
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Actual women, or the fake kind?
__________________

Or the kind who take a cab through half the course?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 17, 2017 11:54 AM (riF5p)

103 hey how about them NBA playoffs? I did not watch a second. Fuck em

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 17, 2017 11:49 AM (KlI/a)

Me either.

1) Thugs

2) Not real basketball (and hasn't been for years).

Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 17, 2017 11:54 AM (Jcg9Q)

104 "Consume mass quantities."


Not enough beer in the world.

Posted by: Missile Conehead at April 17, 2017 11:54 AM (n8Jnc)

105 The other kids might feel as if they were giving them their day in the sun.

But only suddenly, in the last few years, when it became trendy to signal your virtue.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2017 11:55 AM (39g3+)

106 89; total waste of good bacon grease. maybe the rearend lube out of a 56 desoto. but, not bacon grease.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 17, 2017 11:55 AM (KP5rU)

107 34 She's an ugly woman.

That's a man, baby!

Posted by: Austin Powers at April 17, 2017 11:55 AM (n8Jnc)

108 The goggles! They do nothing!

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at April 17, 2017 11:55 AM (j7+If)

109 Mmm. Bacon grease.

Doh!

Posted by: homer simpson at April 17, 2017 11:56 AM (nlbfN)

110 Mother of all blimps, indeed.

Posted by: SMFH at April 17, 2017 11:56 AM (s5Kql)

111 So now we're gonna have THREE aircraft carriers off the coast of South Korea?

End of this month should be entertaining.

Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 17, 2017 11:56 AM (Jcg9Q)

112 As far as I'm concerned, everyone who completes a marathon wins. Or loses, depending on your perspective.



I'mma go with "loses," if you don't mind.

Posted by: Phedipedes at April 17, 2017 11:54 AM (u0s1P)


You know, you just don't get that kind of comment on any other blog.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 17, 2017 11:56 AM (X6fMO)

113 I tried watching WNBA because I figured "well they won't be showboating or jamming the ball so much, it will be more plays and passing and shooting"

But I found that I didn't like or root for any of the players, and the sense of man hatred was so thick on the court it was unwatchable.

The play was good, nice set ups, actual basketball, but the players, there was nobody to care about.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2017 11:56 AM (39g3+)

114 Heh. Lena is a real-life Don Martin cartoon from Mad Magazine.

Posted by: Fritz at April 17, 2017 11:57 AM (2Mnv1)

115 OT on purpose.....Anyone notice something missing in the msm lately? The Trump Russia story seems to have disappeared in the last few days.

I wonder who told them to back off of it.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 17, 2017 11:57 AM (le7jz)

116 I must break you.

Posted by: Dolph Dunham at April 17, 2017 11:57 AM (pbkWd)

117 *blink-blink*

"hairy pr0n"?

The Yiff you say???

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 17, 2017 11:57 AM (XwPvU)

118 115 OT on purpose.....Anyone notice something missing in the msm lately? The Trump Russia story seems to have disappeared in the last few days.

I wonder who told them to back off of it.

Tax returns!

Posted by: Maxine Watters at April 17, 2017 11:58 AM (O2RFr)

119 It is sad because of she took care of herself she'd be ok. She wouldn't be some grand beauty, but she'd look better.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 17, 2017 11:58 AM (4ErVI)

120 I believe that Lena is an exception to the 'show us your tits' protocal.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 17, 2017 11:58 AM (h/uSM)

121 nba playoffs.
hahahahahahahahahahaha breathes, hahahahahahahaha.

every thug gangbanger gets a trophy and a free neck tattoo.

hahahahahahahahahahaha.
stupid americans.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 17, 2017 11:58 AM (KP5rU)

122 But only suddenly, in the last few years, when it became trendy to signal your virtue.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2017 11:55 AM (39g3+)
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No, not really. I say this from being the sister of a multi-handicapped brother, a speech and language pathologist who worked with the retarded, and as a member of a church (my former happy fun church) who puts on a prom for special needs kids every spring. Last year we had over 400 teens who volunteered to help, including one-on-one assistance at the dance.

Posted by: grammie winger - alleluia! at April 17, 2017 11:58 AM (lwiT4)

123 Saw on a blog yesterday when using the MOAB on muzzies we should announce the acronym stands for "made out a bacon". That picture above is certainly loaded with pork.

Posted by: Subterranean JT at April 17, 2017 11:59 AM (0NKNF)

124 No, not really. I say this from being the sister of a multi-handicapped brother, a speech and language pathologist who worked with the retarded, and as a member of a church (my former happy fun church) who puts on a prom for special needs kids every spring. Last year we had over 400 teens who volunteered to help, including one-on-one assistance at the dance.


Posted by: grammie winger - alleluia! at April 17, 2017 11:58 AM (lwiT4)

Is that the prom related to the Tim Tebow Foundation? Our church does that every year.

Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 17, 2017 11:59 AM (Jcg9Q)

125 @hogmartin

The MKIII shot very fine but I'll be honest: I tried to reassemble a MKII, lost a spring and spent about a half an hour apologizing to my buddy.

Looks like the Government version was a MK II version. Too bad.

I'll go MK IV, looks like Ruger got that right.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 17, 2017 12:00 PM (zsHGH)

126 Damn it must have taken a barrel of K y to lube that tube.

Posted by: Buffalobob at April 17, 2017 12:00 PM (Yp+Qr)

127 you know, there really is no good time to run a picture of a tub in a bikini.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 17, 2017 12:00 PM (b7fwp)

128 Lena looks like she is Burka-riffic!

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 17, 2017 12:00 PM (h/uSM)

129 *spins web*

"Terrific"

*spins some more in web*

"Some Pig!"

Posted by: Charlotte at April 17, 2017 12:00 PM (j7+If)

130 BTW, look for a sharp down-turn in the number of Downs Syndrome babies being born. Prenatal testing is wiping out that population. You don't meet our expectations? Let's chop you to pieces.

Posted by: grammie winger - alleluia! at April 17, 2017 12:01 PM (lwiT4)

131 @ Anna Puma

No yiffing in the open threads, please.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 17, 2017 12:01 PM (zsHGH)

132 1) Thugs

2) Not real basketball (and hasn't been for years).
Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 17, 2017 11:54 AM (Jcg9Q)



The NBA teams do have good running games. Guy gets the ball and runs half a dozen steps without dribbling in an effort to pick up that first down.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 17, 2017 12:01 PM (SRKgf)

133 It was a fat naked guy on a WHITE ottoman. Some of us respect furniture."

So a brown ottoman would be OK?

good to know...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 17, 2017 12:01 PM (MINbv)

134 Is one the carriers off the Korean coast named Badoeng Strait?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 17, 2017 12:01 PM (XwPvU)

135 I'm sorry, but Lena Dunham would be homely as a guy. As a gal, she's a beast.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 17, 2017 12:01 PM (SRKgf)

136 So a brown ottoman would be OK?

good to know...


It's brown *pants*, people.

Sheesh.

Posted by: Deadpool at April 17, 2017 12:02 PM (u0s1P)

137 Guy gets the ball and runs half a dozen steps without dribbling in an effort to pick up that first down."

Is that only in the first 2 innings?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 17, 2017 12:02 PM (MINbv)

138 Is that the prom related to the Tim Tebow Foundation? Our church does that every year.

Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 17, 2017 11:59 AM (Jcg9Q)
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Not related, but much the same kind of thing that he does. It's wonderful. My daughter runs the dress shop where they get to come in and try on dresses and pick the one they like. They have a volunteer string quartet that comes in a plays live music while they shop. It's amazing.

Posted by: grammie winger - alleluia! at April 17, 2017 12:03 PM (lwiT4)

139 137 Guy gets the ball and runs half a dozen steps without dribbling in an effort to pick up that first down."

Is that only in the first 2 innings?
Posted by: Anon a mouse...

that's a hat trick

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 17, 2017 12:03 PM (FZYNt)

140 Last year we had over 400 teens who volunteered to help, including one-on-one assistance at the dance.

Sure, and that's great. I have known a few "special needs" people and if they aren't of the "dangerous rage" kind, they are really nice folks, like perpetual kids.

But I'm not making this up, I don't mean this is some theoretical idea. It literally began happening suddenly in the last two years or so: home coming queens voted by the school.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2017 12:04 PM (39g3+)

141

Sitting outside a courtroom, waiting to testify against the woman who stole my identity and took out a buch of loans

Posted by: ThunderB at April 17, 2017 12:04 PM (+Dnrj)

142 129 *spins web*

"Terrific"

*spins some more in web*

"Some Pig!"
Posted by: Charlotte at April 17, 2017 12:00 PM (j7+If)

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This made me laugh like a loon for some reason.

Posted by: SMFH at April 17, 2017 12:04 PM (s5Kql)

143 Who photo shopped the Great White Whale?

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 17, 2017 12:04 PM (FZYNt)

144 Where I do really want to see all women naked, I've already seen this one and don't care to ever see it again, either with our without clothes.......

Posted by: Sponge at April 17, 2017 12:05 PM (xttKs)

145 141

Sitting outside a courtroom, waiting to testify against the woman who stole my identity and took out a buch of loans
Posted by: ThunderB

Fuck that bitch!

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 17, 2017 12:05 PM (FZYNt)

146 that's a hat trick
Posted by: Rick in SK"

Front or Back nine?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 17, 2017 12:05 PM (MINbv)

147 Guy gets the ball and runs half a dozen steps without dribbling in an effort to pick up that first down."

Is that only in the first 2 innings?
Posted by: Anon a mouse...

that's a hat trick




He's safe due to the infield fly rule.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2017 12:05 PM (67teE)

148 The NBA isn't "real basketball" if you think the pinnacle of the game was set shots and 10-9 games, I suppose. Otherwise, the above the rim style is about as good as its ever been. No individual player can match MJ, but the talent is more diffuse than it was in the 90's. But if you judge everything by the standards of Bird vs. Magic, you might be disappointed.

(For the record, watch some of the Youtube videos of those Lakers/Celtics 80's match-ups if you thinks guys getting away with 5 steps is new.)

The refs have also largely stopped rewarding defensive flopping, which is a positive step. Now they need to do the same with offensive flopping - the worst offender is James Harden, but tons of guys do it.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at April 17, 2017 12:06 PM (oZ6kz)

149 Sitting outside a courtroom, waiting to testify against the woman who stole my identity and took out a buch of loans
Posted by: ThunderB at April 17, 2017 12:04 PM (+Dnrj)

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Crucify the twatwaffle.

Posted by: SMFH at April 17, 2017 12:06 PM (s5Kql)

150 I am not the one to fuck with

Posted by: ThunderB at April 17, 2017 12:06 PM (+Dnrj)

151 How YOU doin'?

Posted by: Desperate humpback whale at closing time at April 17, 2017 12:06 PM (j7+If)

152 Not related, but much the same kind of thing that he does. It's wonderful. My daughter runs the dress shop where they get to come in and try on dresses and pick the one they like. They have a volunteer string quartet that comes in a plays live music while they shop. It's amazing.


Posted by: grammie winger - alleluia! at April 17, 2017 12:03 PM (lwiT4)

Ours is quite a shindig: music, food, dancing, shoe shining for the guys, nails for the girls, limo rides, karaoke, it's quite a party.

Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 17, 2017 12:06 PM (Jcg9Q)

153 Front or Back nine?
Posted by: Anon a mouse...

30 - love

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 17, 2017 12:06 PM (FZYNt)

154 141




Sitting outside a courtroom, waiting to testify against the woman who stole my identity and took out a buch of loans

Posted by: ThunderB at April 17, 2017 12:04 PM (+Dnrj)
Yikes! I hope it goes well for you. What a horrible, ghastly woman to do something like that.

Posted by: IC at April 17, 2017 12:06 PM (a0IVu)

155 >>I don't do internet memes, but someone should do one of her getting socked in the jaw with a slugline something like Wants Your Privilege Checked / Gets Reality Checked.


Some memes so far...
http://preview.tinyurl.com/l8cxs73

Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2017 12:06 PM (NOIQH)

156 Oh my...

Posted by: George Takei at April 17, 2017 12:07 PM (gbWkA)

157 My gawd, even her forearms have cellulite.
Is that even possible?

Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at April 17, 2017 12:07 PM (cXp7U)

158
I having been persuing this for 3 years

She stole from 59 other people

Posted by: ThunderB at April 17, 2017 12:07 PM (+Dnrj)

159 ThunderB, good luck.

Nail her worthless skin to the wall as a warning.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 17, 2017 12:07 PM (XwPvU)

160 So a brown ottoman would be OK?

good to know...

It's brown *pants*, people.



Slow down. Breathe.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2017 12:08 PM (67teE)

161 It was her job

Posted by: ThunderB at April 17, 2017 12:08 PM (+Dnrj)

162 150 I am not the one to fuck with
Posted by: ThunderB

+1 attitude

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 17, 2017 12:08 PM (FZYNt)

163 I'm a Tim Tebow fan but his virginity until he gets married position is getting less defensible the older he gets . I know he doesn't want to 'rush' into marriage but come on. His menu is much larger than your normal fella.

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 17, 2017 12:08 PM (0nM5K)

164 Sitting outside a courtroom, waiting to testify against the woman who stole my identity and took out a buch of loans

Posted by: ThunderB at April 17, 2017 12:04 PM (+Dnrj)


Oh, man, that's rough. I hope you've got a killer lawyer and can nail her to the wall.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 17, 2017 12:08 PM (X6fMO)

165
I'd hit it....

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 17, 2017 12:08 PM (HSmrB)

166 The NBA isn't "real basketball" if you think the pinnacle of the game was set shots and 10-9 games, I suppose. Otherwise, the above the rim style is about as good as its ever been. No individual player can match MJ, but the talent is more diffuse than it was in the 90's. But if you judge everything by the standards of Bird vs. Magic, you might be disappointed.

Bird, Magic, the Bad Boys, Kareem, Walton, yeah compared to the 80's era basketball pretty much sucks. If you can't handle an elbow or getting knocked down, you shouldn't even be out there.

Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 17, 2017 12:08 PM (Jcg9Q)

167 Melania looks so pretty in pink at the Easter egg roll event..

Posted by: IC at April 17, 2017 12:08 PM (a0IVu)

168 Then NBA's only real asset is also its greatest weakness: the star system. Without a star to root for, basketball is usually really boring. But the stars get special treatment so they ruin the game. how many steps are you allowed? What is the definition of charging? How long can you stay in the paint? Why does everyone that comes near them get a foul but they can manhandle the entire opposing team on their way to the basket?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2017 12:09 PM (39g3+)

169 Sitting outside a courtroom, waiting to testify against the woman who stole my identity and took out a buch of loans
Posted by: ThunderB at April 17, 2017 12:04 PM (+Dnrj)

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Crucify the twatwaffle.

Posted by: SMFH



In spades!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2017 12:09 PM (67teE)

170 ya Lena! there is an ISIS mujahid hiding behind me, come and jump him.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 17, 2017 12:09 PM (+AuCC)

171 I know he doesn't want to 'rush' into marriage but come on. His menu is much larger than your normal fella. [/]

Well I do kind of sympathise. While his pool is larger, so is his ratio of "gold diggin' whores" to good girls, to use Bill Burr's term.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2017 12:10 PM (39g3+)

172 My lawyer is the state. She didnt trash my credit rating cause I knew what to do. But those 59 other people?

Posted by: ThunderB at April 17, 2017 12:10 PM (+Dnrj)

173 Sitting outside a courtroom, waiting to testify against the woman who stole my identity and took out a buch of loans
Posted by: ThunderB at April 17, 2017 12:04 PM (+Dnrj)



I was jacked by an organized ring out of Florida. I'm told that they will never catch them.
I would love to find the fucker that thought someone as poor as I am is worth hijacking - I have nothing to lose...

Posted by: Fried Baloney Sandwich at April 17, 2017 12:10 PM (cXp7U)

174 "The Yiff you say???

Posted by: Anna Puma"

Alas, no, I made the mistake of following a link and as a result may be in therapy for years. Search "antifa girl pron" at your own risk, and you will see there is no yiffing involved, but don't say I didn't warn you.

Posted by: Scotch and Tritium at April 17, 2017 12:10 PM (uN4Ye)

175 "Bird, Magic, the Bad Boys, Kareem, Walton, yeah compared to the 80's era basketball pretty much sucks. If you can't handle an elbow or getting knocked down, you shouldn't even be out there.

Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 17, 2017 12:08 PM (Jcg9Q) "

Can't blame the owners for wanting to protect their multi-million dollar investments. Look at what's happened in the NFL - yes, it's a good thing to avoid concussions, but it gets ridiculous when you can't even put a solid hit on a receiver or a QB without getting a flag tossed.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at April 17, 2017 12:10 PM (oZ6kz)

176 So Lena, when is your baby due?

Posted by: wth at April 17, 2017 12:11 PM (HgMAr)

177 168 Then NBA's only real asset is also its greatest weakness: the star system. Without a star to root for, basketball is usually really boring. But the stars get special treatment so they ruin the game. how many steps are you allowed? What is the definition of charging? How long can you stay in the paint? Why does everyone that comes near them get a foul but they can manhandle the entire opposing team on their way to the basket?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2017 12:09 PM (39g3+)


Yep. We complain about the flopping in soccer but I think in reality the NBA takes the cake for drama and theatrics.

Then again I stopped watching when Larry Bird retired.

Posted by: Texas Dan at April 17, 2017 12:11 PM (yL25O)

178 @Jack Sock

The 'no sex before marriage' rule is the dumbest possible thing you can do.

I speak from personal knowledge there. Not that Tebow is likely to get stuck like I am but still.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 17, 2017 12:11 PM (zsHGH)

179 watch some of the Youtube videos of those Lakers/Celtics 80's match-ups if you thinks guys getting away with 5 steps"

Yeah, I saw Worthy and Drexler play...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 17, 2017 12:11 PM (MINbv)

180 This is the Russian Version right?

Posted by: Strobe at April 17, 2017 12:11 PM (gbWkA)

181 >>>>Sitting outside a courtroom, waiting to testify against the woman who stole my identity and took out a buch of loans
.
.
.At least they caught yours. The State Police refused to even look for the one who stole my ID.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 17, 2017 12:12 PM (le7jz)

182 166 Maybe they could go real old school and bring back the peach baskets. Make some poor bastard climb up the ladder and get the ball after every basket.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at April 17, 2017 12:12 PM (j7+If)

183 The refs have also largely stopped rewarding defensive flopping, which is a positive step. Now they need to do the same with offensive flopping - the worst offender is James Harden, but tons of guys do it.
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog
.............
The refs have also given up calling travelling.. the few times I watch an NBA game, I sit there unbelieving that a player can travel more than half a court without a dribble and not be called on it.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 17, 2017 12:12 PM (4+IgA)

184 The 'no sex before marriage' rule is the dumbest possible thing you can do.

I speak from personal knowledge there. Not that Tebow is likely to get stuck like I am but still.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

You mean you bought a car without a test drive?

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 17, 2017 12:12 PM (FZYNt)

185 The "antifa" girl is apparently quite a sleazy character but still, I was raised to call people older than me by their last name and not hit girls. Even when they really, really have it coming.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2017 12:12 PM (39g3+)

186 It is sad because of she took care of herself she'd be ok. She wouldn't be some grand beauty, but she'd look better.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 17, 2017 11:58 AM (4ErVI)


It's the personality. Everyone knows a girl who's slightly chubby at work, in class, on the bus, whatever, but she's friendly and funny and takes the time to put a little effort into her appearance. Once you go past whatever self-important event horizon Ms. Dunham has, you end up at "You need to consider me the epitome of grace and beauty even as I go out of my way to be repulsive, WATCH ME BE OUTRAGEOUS ARE YOU WATCHING DADDY" and then it's just... sad and ick.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 17, 2017 12:12 PM (8nWyX)

187 Sitting outside a courtroom, waiting to testify against the woman who stole my identity and took out a buch of loans

Posted by: ThunderB at April 17, 2017 12:04 PM (+Dnrj)


Good heavens. That can't be fun. May God give you strength and courage.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 17, 2017 12:12 PM (lZ5qK)

188 Punch anybody who says, "Rub the belly for luck."

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 17, 2017 12:13 PM (e1mEI)

189 But I'm not making this up, I don't mean this is
some theoretical idea. It literally began happening suddenly in the
last two years or so: home coming queens voted by the school.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2017 12:04 PM (39g3+)
========================

I guess I don't care if it's virtue signaling or not. If they are doing it out of a pure heart, or because it's a trend. Doesn't bother me either way. My brother would have killed to go to a prom, or be homecoming king. He would never ever be able to drive, or go to college, or live in his own apartment, or get married, or have a child, or a thousand other things that 'normal' people do.


If he were given an honor, no matter the motivation, that would have literally been the highlight of his entire life. I will never begrudge something like choosing a special needs kid as a homecoming king. I don't care if they did it to win a bet. Matters not to that Downs Syndrome kid.

My brother couldn't even go to 'regular' school. That's before they passed the laws about that. I would give anything to have seen him at a homecoming dance.

Posted by: grammie winger - alleluia! at April 17, 2017 12:13 PM (lwiT4)

190 "Then NBA's only real asset is also its greatest weakness: the star system. Without a star to root for, basketball is usually really boring. But the stars get special treatment so they ruin the game. how many steps are you allowed? What is the definition of charging? How long can you stay in the paint? Why does everyone that comes near them get a foul but they can manhandle the entire opposing team on their way to the basket?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2017 12:09 PM (39g3+) "

This is absolutely a legitimate complaint, but I'm not sure there's a good answer. In the NBA, all-stars win rings - they also move tickets and merch. People flock to see LeBron and Westbrook and Curry, not the solid bench guys. So stars get 'star calls' - no honest NBA fan could say that LeBron and the 5th guy off the bench are treated the same by the refs.

Of course, this has always been the case - Jordan was allowed to push off of guys his entire career to set up his famous fade away.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at April 17, 2017 12:13 PM (oZ6kz)

191 Search "antifa girl pron" at your own risk, and you will see there is no yiffing involved, but don't say I didn't warn you.

If I want to search for prOn, I'm looking for busty redheads with porcelain skin and little feet, nicely wrapped up in a merry widow.

I know Grandfather Poppins used to say that there was nothing so deviant or disgusting that it didn't turn at least one person on, but "hairy girl prOn?" Eeesh.

**shivers**

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 17, 2017 12:13 PM (X6fMO)

192 Metric football has, hands down, the most oscar worthy flopping in all of sports.

Posted by: Strobe at April 17, 2017 12:13 PM (gbWkA)

193

I called the cheated creditors and promised I would cooperate and testify. I found her bank account and asked the police to subpeona it, I wrote statements putting it together.


I am not the one

Posted by: ThunderB at April 17, 2017 12:13 PM (+Dnrj)

194 I never liked basketball.

Football is a contact sport; you're supposed to hit, and you do.

Baseball is a non-contact sport; you're not supposed to hit, and generally you don't.

Basketball is putatively a non-contact sport, but you get the shit beaten out of you playing it, and if you retaliate, the ref calls you for the foul. The game seems to place a premium on chickenshitedness.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 17, 2017 12:14 PM (SRKgf)

195 Looks like they got her about halfway in, then she got stuck.

Posted by: wth at April 17, 2017 12:14 PM (HgMAr)

196 The "antifa" girl is apparently quite a sleazy character but still, I was raised to call people older than me by their last name and not hit girls. Even when they really, really have it coming.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2017 12:12 PM (39g3+)

I was raised that way too.

Those days are over.

Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 17, 2017 12:14 PM (Jcg9Q)

197 hogmartin, that was the porker at the bww last night in her sports bra and muffin top. fgs put a shirt on. I got *my* shirt on (and believe me you're not ever going to see me without it)

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 17, 2017 12:15 PM (+AuCC)

198 184 The 'no sex before marriage' rule is the dumbest possible thing you can do.

And yet, take a look around at the wholesale cultural devastation that has resulted when that rule was discarded a few decades ago.

Funny, that.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 17, 2017 12:15 PM (lZ5qK)

199 "I'm a Tim Tebow fan but his virginity until he gets married position is getting less defensible the older he gets "

Anal doesn't count. It's in the Bible

Posted by: Tiny Tim at April 17, 2017 12:15 PM (SIY7D)

200 Yeah, don't look Antifa girl up. It's exactly what you expect.

Posted by: Chupacabra at April 17, 2017 12:15 PM (fSuK4)

201 The "antifa" girl is apparently quite a sleazy character but still, I was raised to call people older than me by their last name and not hit girls. Even when they really, really have it coming.



Sorry. Times change. Equality is a stone cold bitch.
The bint you don't knock the fuck out is the one that'll stick a blade between your shoulders.

Don't want to get hit? Don't be at a riot.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2017 12:15 PM (67teE)

202 Yep. We complain about the flopping in soccer but I think in reality the NBA takes the cake for drama and theatrics.

Then again I stopped watching when Larry Bird retired.

Posted by: Texas Dan at April 17, 2017 12:11 PM (yL25O)



Pfft. Basketball went to hell when Naismith stopped using peach baskets.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 17, 2017 12:16 PM (X6fMO)

203 You know, not going to search for that term...

If Lena and the Antifa Xir did a tape together, Sauron would be poking his eye out.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 17, 2017 12:16 PM (XwPvU)

204 I guess I can respect the commitment to one's own morals and values, but I don't understand the no sex until marriage thing in this day and age. What if two people just aren't compatible? What if the bride finds out the groom has a tiny penis on the wedding night?
Or the opposite.....

Posted by: JoeF. at April 17, 2017 12:16 PM (7uYFy)

205
Ace must think today is Good Monday, or something.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 17, 2017 12:17 PM (cFrcL)

206 "Metric football has, hands down, the most oscar worthy flopping in all of sports.

Posted by: Strobe at April 17, 2017 12:13 PM (gbWkA) "

Yeah, flopping is a Euro specialty (though obviously it spread to everywhere that futbol is played) - it existed in the NBA a tiny bit before the late 80's, but it exploded when Vlade Divac and other Euroball guys came to the NBA and started to act like every foul was a sniper's bullet to the temple.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at April 17, 2017 12:17 PM (oZ6kz)

207
Sorry. Times change. Equality is a stone cold bitch.
The bint you don't knock the fuck out is the one that'll stick a blade between your shoulders.

Don't want to get hit? Don't be at a riot.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2017 12:15 PM (67teE)

*many fistbumps*

Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 17, 2017 12:17 PM (Jcg9Q)

208 The refs have also given up calling travelling.. the few times I watch an NBA game, I sit there unbelieving that a player can travel more than half a court without a dribble and not be called on it.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 17, 2017 12:12 PM (4+IgA)



Yep. It's ridiculous. That's why I joke about them picking up first downs.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 17, 2017 12:18 PM (SRKgf)

209 And yet, take a look around at the wholesale cultural devastation that has resulted when that rule was discarded a few decades ago.

Funny, that.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004

uhm hate to disappoint you, but pre-martial sex has been a thing for a long time.

maybe not as publicised...

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 17, 2017 12:18 PM (FZYNt)

210 "Baseball is a non-contact sport; you're not supposed to hit, and generally you don't.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 17, 2017 12:14 PM (SRKgf) "

Fuck that noise.

Posted by: Juan Marichal at April 17, 2017 12:18 PM (oZ6kz)

211 206 "Metric football has, hands down, the most oscar worthy flopping in all of sports.

Posted by: Strobe at April 17, 2017 12:13 PM (gbWkA) "

Yeah, flopping is a Euro specialty (though obviously it spread to everywhere that futbol is played) - it existed in the NBA a tiny bit before the late 80's, but it exploded when Vlade Divac and other Euroball guys came to the NBA and started to act like every foul was a sniper's bullet to the temple.
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at April 17, 2017 12:17 PM (oZ6kz)



Hmmmm ... sniper's bullet to the temple ... hmmm.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 17, 2017 12:19 PM (SRKgf)

212 I guess I can respect the commitment to one's own morals and values, but I don't understand the no sex until marriage thing in this day and age. What if two people just aren't compatible? What if the bride finds out the groom has a tiny penis on the wedding night?
Or the opposite.....

Posted by: JoeF. at April 17, 2017 12:16 PM (7uYFy)

You have that conversation before the wedding.

It saved my ass a time or two.

Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 17, 2017 12:19 PM (Jcg9Q)

213 Don't want to get hit? Don't be at a riot.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2017 12:15 PM (67teE)


Is that a whiff of common sense in the air ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 17, 2017 12:19 PM (ATQUV)

214 Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 17, 2017 11:36 AM (KlI/a)

Unless these apartments are exempt from the new price freezes I don't see a problem with this.

I can't stand deBlasio. The real hypocrisy is a communist profiting from income gotten from a lowly renter. Shouldn't it be free? Or state supported? And why, unlike poor Dr. Yuri Zhivago, is there only one family per unit. Shouldn't there be one family per room or something?

Posted by: gracepc at April 17, 2017 12:19 PM (OU4q6)

215 Shes been doing this for years

No clue how she got my social

Posted by: ThunderB at April 17, 2017 12:19 PM (+Dnrj)

216 What if the bride finds out the groom has a tiny penis on the wedding night?
Or the opposite.....



If the bride has a tiny penis, that's grounds for an annulment.
She should have mentioned that upfront. F'n Thai ladybois.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2017 12:19 PM (67teE)

217
Ace must think today is Good Monday, or something.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 17, 2017 12:17 PM (cFrcL)


It's Easter Monday in Canada

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 17, 2017 12:19 PM (lKyWE)

218 167
Melania looks so pretty in pink at the Easter egg roll event..


Posted by: IC at April 17, 2017 12:08 PM (a0IVu)

------------------------

Wait, I heard on the news that the Easter Egg Hunt was going to be a debacle, if it all, no planning, no coordination, no eggs, no volunteers.....

Posted by: Javems at April 17, 2017 12:20 PM (yOqwj)

219 what was Jesus doing on Easter Monday anyway? wonder if he went up to Galilee to get some kite surfing in

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 17, 2017 12:20 PM (+AuCC)

220 What if the bride finds out the groom has a tiny penis on the wedding night?

She could ask if he's a Gene Simmons fan.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 17, 2017 12:20 PM (X6fMO)

221 196 The "antifa" girl is apparently quite a sleazy character but still, I was raised to call people older than me by their last name and not hit girls. Even when they really, really have it coming.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2017 12:12 PM (39g3+)

I was raised that way too.

Those days are over.
Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 17, 2017 12:14 PM (Jcg9Q)

These shitheads wanted equality, so lets give it to them good and hard. I'm sick and fucking tired of the cultural and political right unilaterally disarming. Taking the high road with these people won't save us or our culture. Punching back and showing strength might get the ball rolling.

Posted by: Jackal at April 17, 2017 12:20 PM (tnjgx)

222 and not hit girls. Even when they really, really have it coming.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2017 12:12 PM (39g3+)

I was raised that way too.

Those days are over.
Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 17, 2017 12:14 PM (Jcg9Q)

Raised that way, too.

Won't hit a lady.

Raise your hand, and you become a woman.

Posted by: Golfman at April 17, 2017 12:20 PM (yxVpR)

223 uhm hate to disappoint you, but pre-martial sex has been a thing for a long time.

maybe not as publicised...
Posted by: Rick in SK



They didn't have an app for that in the 50's.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2017 12:20 PM (67teE)

224 Don't want to get hit? Don't be at a riot.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2017 12:15 PM (67teE)


Right. Hairygirl's defenders are arguing that she was some kind of innocent bystander, but c'mon, even if she hadn't broadcast her intentions on social media beforehand, you don't put yourself in a war zone and then claim to be a non-combatant. That's just ludicrous.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 17, 2017 12:20 PM (lZ5qK)

225 However, Antifa hairy reminds me of a story I heard once about a rabbit that was raised with cats: the rabbit acted just like a cat, and would be treated as one by the cats that raised it. But one day, it got out and tried to be a cat with a stray, which proceeded to kill and eat it.

Just because you think you're a badass don't make it so. If you go somewhere to do violence, and are in the uniform, you're going to get what you get.

Posted by: Chupacabra at April 17, 2017 12:20 PM (fSuK4)

226 Reggie was his cabin boy...

http://tinyurl.com/kxlkdar

Posted by: steevy at April 17, 2017 12:20 PM (r/0kC)

227
"1 fuck there goes lunch"

Great, and my stomach was already doing loop-de-loops today...

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at April 17, 2017 12:21 PM (1hM1d)

228 Yeah, that 'no sex outside of marriage' is kind of dumb. God really dropped the ball on that one. What was He thinking?


I hope He reads the blog. Maybe He'll get a clue and change His mind on that.

Posted by: grammie winger - alleluia! at April 17, 2017 12:21 PM (lwiT4)

229 206 "Metric football has, hands down, the most oscar worthy flopping in all of sports.

Posted by: Strobe at April 17, 2017 12:13 PM (gbWkA) "

Yeah, flopping is a Euro specialty (though obviously it spread to everywhere that futbol is played) - it existed in the NBA a tiny bit before the late 80's, but it exploded when Vlade Divac and other Euroball guys came to the NBA and started to act like every foul was a sniper's bullet to the temple.
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at April 17, 2017 12:17 PM (oZ6kz)



Flopping in soccer is outrageous. I don't play soccer,* but if I did and someone flopped on me, I'd deck him when he got up. NOW you can flop legitimately.


* I did play soccer once in a departmental game when I was in Europe. I had the ball when some guy stepped in front of me, so I freight-trained him. Oh, so it's like basketball, not like football. My bad. Now THAT guy was not acting when he flopped.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 17, 2017 12:22 PM (SRKgf)

230 Is this because 'Girls' has ended? Anyone watch the series finale?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 17, 2017 12:22 PM (vRcUp)

231
205
Ace must think today is Good Monday, or something.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 17, 2017 12:17 PM (cFrcL)

OD on chocolate bunny ears. Not pretty. On a lifting binge in penance.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 17, 2017 12:22 PM (e1mEI)

232 I'm pretty sure this is a Geneva convention violation

Posted by: Dan at April 17, 2017 12:22 PM (/Yhfj)

233 Don't want to get hit? Don't be at a riot.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2017 12:15 PM (67teE)


And if you are at a riot, don't dress in a mannish way and wade into a melee.

It looks to me like the guy realized it was a girl and sort of tried to protect her a bit after she fell. The rest of the people there are getting grounded and pounded. She was allowed to retreat.

Posted by: Texas Dan at April 17, 2017 12:22 PM (yL25O)

234 Call me, Lena baby! Not only am I a ruler of a kingdom, I am packing a MOAB in my trousers IYKWIMAITTYD.

Posted by: Babar the Elephant at April 17, 2017 12:23 PM (j7+If)

235 Open Thread until ace shows up.

After seeing that photo, it should read "throws up".

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 17, 2017 12:23 PM (wtvvX)

236 what was Jesus doing on Easter Monday anyway? wonder if he went up to Galilee to get some kite surfing in

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 17, 2017 12:20 PM (+AuCC)
======================

Can't remember if that was the day He went fishing or if that was later. I'll have to look it up. Grilling fish on the beach is not a bad way to spend the day.

Posted by: grammie winger - alleluia! at April 17, 2017 12:23 PM (lwiT4)

237 uhm hate to disappoint you, but pre-martial sex has been a thing for a long time.
maybe not as publicised...
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 17, 2017 12:18 PM (FZYNt)


Not claiming that it wasn't.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 17, 2017 12:23 PM (lZ5qK)

238 I guess I can respect the commitment to one's own morals and values, but I don't understand the no sex until marriage thing in this day and age. What if two people just aren't compatible? What if the bride finds out the groom has a tiny penis on the wedding night?
Or the opposite.....

Posted by: JoeF. at April 17, 2017 12:16 PM (7uYFy)

You have that conversation before the wedding.

It saved my ass a time or two.
Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 17, 2017 12:19 PM (Jcg9Q)

Tried that, there apparently was some lying going on. Either just to me, or to herself and to me.

Either way, try before you buy.

And also, don't buy.

Lease, at most.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 17, 2017 12:23 PM (zsHGH)

239 "Right. Hairygirl's defenders are arguing that she was some kind of innocent bystander..."

There is also a video of her at the riot justifying throwing fireworks at people including an old woman who was a genuine bystander.

Posted by: Scotch and Tritium at April 17, 2017 12:24 PM (uN4Ye)

240 what was Jesus doing on Easter Monday anyway?

Buying half-priced chocolate

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 17, 2017 12:24 PM (FZYNt)

241 Hairygirl's defenders are arguing that she was some kind of innocent bystander,

-----

Nope.

Hairy girl charged at Nazi Boy.

To be honest... I doubt he had time to register the gender of Hairygirl.... happened pretty fast. And it is kinda hard to quickly ID gender with the patchouli crowd.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 17, 2017 12:24 PM (8XRCm)

242
Yeah, that 'no sex outside of marriage' is kind of dumb. God really dropped the ball on that one. What was He thinking?

That in a day and age before modern medicine it was a good way to keep disease from spreading

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 17, 2017 12:24 PM (lKyWE)

243 "I hope He reads this blog"

if so, I am pretty much hosed.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 17, 2017 12:25 PM (+AuCC)

244 uhm hate to disappoint you, but pre-martial sex has been a thing for a long time.
maybe not as publicised...
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 17, 2017 12:18 PM (FZYNt)
You're absolutely right. The cultural shift was in TALKING about sex before marriage, not engaging in it...

Posted by: JoeF. at April 17, 2017 12:25 PM (7uYFy)

245 228 Yeah, that 'no sex outside of marriage' is kind of dumb. God really dropped the ball on that one. What was He thinking?
I hope He reads the blog. Maybe He'll get a clue and change His mind on that.
Posted by: grammie winger - alleluia! at April 17, 2017 12:21 PM (lwiT4)


( *applause *)

Thank you grammie, you're the best.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 17, 2017 12:25 PM (lZ5qK)

246 Lease, at most.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

cheaper to rent

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 17, 2017 12:25 PM (FZYNt)

247 "If you have Amazon Prime, try "Patriot". Sort of weird and awkward but funny.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2017 11:27 AM (NOIQH) "

That, and Sense8 on Netflix. And Legion.

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, still a Tigers fan at April 17, 2017 12:26 PM (cu7/h)

248 >>>Pfft. Basketball went to hell when Naismith stopped using peach baskets.<<<

Basketball used to be a team sport. Now it's five individuals launching three pointers on a shot clock.

Posted by: Fritz at April 17, 2017 12:26 PM (2Mnv1)

249 Hairy girl charged at Nazi Boy.

To be honest... I doubt he had time to register the gender of Hairygirl.... happened pretty fast. And it is kinda hard to quickly ID gender with the patchouli crowd.



You don't waste time. Same as a gunfight. You keep swinging until the threat is eliminated. This isn't a Blazing Saddles bar fight.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2017 12:26 PM (67teE)

250 And it looks like the hits keep rolling for United

http://preview.tinyurl.com/lyyw9js

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 17, 2017 12:26 PM (XwPvU)

251 if so, I am pretty much hosed.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 17, 2017 12:25 PM (+AuCC)
========================

Aren't we all

Posted by: grammie winger - alleluia! at April 17, 2017 12:26 PM (lwiT4)

252 Yeah, that 'no sex outside of marriage' is kind of dumb. God really dropped the ball on that one. What was He thinking?


I hope He reads the blog. Maybe He'll get a clue and change His mind on that.
Posted by: grammie winger - alleluia! at April 17, 2017 12:21 PM (lwiT4)

I'm going to guess 'misery loves company'.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 17, 2017 12:26 PM (zsHGH)

253 >>Just because you think you're a badass don't make it so. If you go
somewhere to do violence, and are in the uniform, you're going to get
what you get.


That's the thing, we've seen conservative women pepper sprayed and assaulted by both men and women at Trump rallies, women pepper-spraying old men at Trump rallies, and even the liberal female professor injured while walking w/Charles Murray, etc.. I don't endorse hitting women, but trying to enforce this (double) standard now that the antifa activist was slugged is laughable.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2017 12:27 PM (NOIQH)

254 "To be honest... I doubt he had time to register the gender of Hairygirl...."

Xer should have had a nametag wit xit's pronouns.

Posted by: Scotch and Tritium at April 17, 2017 12:27 PM (uN4Ye)

255 251 if so, I am pretty much hosed.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 17, 2017 12:25 PM (+AuCC)
========================

Aren't we all
Posted by: grammie winger - alleluia!

much like satan claus, he sees you when you're sleeping...

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 17, 2017 12:27 PM (FZYNt)

256 Ah, that facepunch reminded me of the Feel The Bern girl who made an ineffectual (but enough to be assault & battery) swipe at a guy and ended up with a face full of oleoresin capsicum. Warms the heart.

Burns the face a little too.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 17, 2017 12:27 PM (8nWyX)

257 @Rick in SK

Yup.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 17, 2017 12:27 PM (zsHGH)

258 Imagine. That football player didn't want to hit on her. The sexist bastard.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 17, 2017 12:28 PM (+lVUW)

259 239; i thought anarchists were genderless. bitch puts her fists up, all bets are off.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 17, 2017 12:28 PM (KP5rU)

260 193: Good for you! Please let us know how it goes. I hope eveidence of the other offenses come in and she gets actual jail time.

Posted by: LASue at April 17, 2017 12:29 PM (CLKfs)

261 And if you're gonna do it, best not to attempt forced rape of angels.

Posted by: Zombie Sodomite at April 17, 2017 12:29 PM (j7+If)

262 Sorry, anyone got a link to this antifa girl thing? I've missed it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 17, 2017 12:29 PM (SRKgf)

263 Heh. I hope somebody posted that on whats-her-name's twitter feed.


Posted by: Agent Cooper at April 17, 2017 12:29 PM (1zARK)

264 212 I guess I can respect the commitment to one's own morals and values, but I don't understand the no sex until marriage thing in this day and age. What if two people just aren't compatible? What if the bride finds out the groom has a tiny penis on the wedding night?
Or the opposite.....

Posted by: JoeF. at April 17, 2017 12:16 PM (7uYFy)


It's simply not the case that "compatibility" is a mysterious unknown quality that can only be determined by engaging in the sex act, as if another human body is an off-the-rack suit you have to try on to see if it fits.

This is why sex continues to get better the longer a couple is together, assuming they still communicate and work at it.

The baseline assumption that my partner will either completely satisfy me like I see in the movies or I'm incompatible with that person and have to try another one is astounding to me.

Posted by: Texas Dan at April 17, 2017 12:29 PM (yL25O)

265 I don't endorse hitting women, but trying to enforce this (double) standard now that the antifa activist was slugged is laughable.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2017 12:27 PM (NOIQH)

----

Remember all the outrage when women Trump supporters were pepper sprayed, hit with flagpoles, spit on, and punched in the face??

Posted by: fixerupper at April 17, 2017 12:30 PM (8XRCm)

266 Weapons like this demonstrate the moral degeneracy of the West. It is time to admit that we have become our enemy.

This makes us no better than ISIL: fanatics driven by hatred into unspeakable crimes against humanity.

Posted by: Michael Moore at April 17, 2017 12:31 PM (CPk08)

267 Sorry, never mind. I found it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 17, 2017 12:31 PM (SRKgf)

268 Save us obi-Ace!

you're our only hope

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 17, 2017 12:32 PM (h/uSM)

269
That's the thing, we've seen conservative women pepper sprayed and assaulted by both men and women at Trump rallies, women pepper-spraying old men at Trump rallies, and even the liberal female professor injured while walking w/Charles Murray, etc.. I don't endorse hitting women, but trying to enforce this (double) standard now that the antifa activist was slugged is laughable.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2017 12:27 PM (NOIQH)

Its actually part of the AntiFa playbook.

Have a Woman get in the face of someone, even to the point of hitting THEM, then when the inevitable response comes, charge in and beat down the guy who was actually defending himself from the Woman...

Why? looks really bad on a camera.

They actually TALK about it in their 'training' sessions...

Posted by: Don Q. at April 17, 2017 12:32 PM (NgKpN)

270 Fat-N-Flat. Now wonder she's so damn bitter.

Posted by: Dang at April 17, 2017 12:32 PM (8b+oT)

271 With a little nose work and growing out her hair and losing ~20 lbs, she'd be quite fetching.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 17, 2017 12:33 PM (vRcUp)

272 Have a Woman get in the face of someone, even to the point of hitting THEM, then when the inevitable response comes, charge in and beat down the guy who was actually defending himself from the Woman...

------

*points at PajamaBoy standing next to Hairygirl*


Doooooood.... she hits me *one* more time, and Im punching YOU out for it....

Posted by: fixerupper at April 17, 2017 12:34 PM (8XRCm)

273 271 With a little nose work and growing out her hair and losing ~20 lbs, she'd be quite fetching.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear

doesn't help her nasty personality

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 17, 2017 12:34 PM (FZYNt)

274 What if the bride finds out the groom has a tiny penis on the wedding night?

---

If it's the only one she sees, she won't know how tiny it is.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 17, 2017 12:35 PM (h/uSM)

275 271 With a little nose work and growing out her hair and losing ~20 lbs, she'd be quite fetching.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 17, 2017 12:33 PM (vRcUp)

She'd have to scrape that thing off her arm, too.

Posted by: josephistan at April 17, 2017 12:35 PM (7HtZB)

276 Sorry, anyone got a link to this antifa girl thing? I've missed it.





Jay,
http://bit.ly/2oNqEAi

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2017 12:35 PM (67teE)

277 With a little nose work and growing out her hair and losing ~20 lbs, she'd be quite fetching.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear


/throws a stick

...what?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 17, 2017 12:36 PM (9krrF)

278 I watched the trailer for "Atomic Blonde", which had seriously unrealistic fight choreography.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 17, 2017 12:36 PM (zsHGH)

279 She'd have to scrape that thing off her arm, too.
---

her torso?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 17, 2017 12:37 PM (h/uSM)

280 And it looks like the hits keep rolling for United

http://preview.tinyurl.com/lyyw9js
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 17, 2017 12:26 PM (XwPvU)


If these selfish assholes would just stop buying tickets and expecting to be transported by air to their scheduled destination, maybe United wouldn't be forced to go through all this hassle. United is really the victim in all this.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 17, 2017 12:37 PM (8nWyX)

281 >>Have a Woman get in the face of someone, even to the point of hitting
THEM, then when the inevitable response comes, charge in and beat down
the guy who was actually defending himself from the Woman...


Ah, that makes sense. They do the same thing w/baiting police.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2017 12:37 PM (NOIQH)

282 That's the thing, we've seen conservative women pepper sprayed and assaulted by both men and women at Trump rallies, women pepper-spraying old men at Trump rallies, and even the liberal female professor injured while walking w/Charles Murray, etc.. I don't endorse hitting women, but trying to enforce this (double) standard now that the antifa activist was slugged is laughable.

I'm going to say that a lot of the MFM / social media / Dem whining over Hairy Girl getting her ass kicked is genuine surprise that the right is actually fighting back instead of leaving the field.

I'm of the school of thought that says that only a small minority is pushing for lethal violence. The majority - like Hairy Girl - boast of their Nazi scalps because they don't think they'll encounter pushback.

Perhaps the way to avoid the escalation to deadly force is to lay down the marker now - attack, and you will get stomped harder than a narc at a Hell's Angels rally.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 17, 2017 12:37 PM (X6fMO)

283 Why? looks really bad on a camera.

They actually TALK about it in their 'training' sessions...




Talk about a "War on Women"!
What do they have against equality?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2017 12:37 PM (67teE)

284 Had to scroll past the top of the page, I don't know if anything important was said, but I couldn't have that pic within eyeshot.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 17, 2017 12:37 PM (TOk1P)

285 "Travelers" on Netflix with Eric McCormack is very good.

Posted by: LASue at April 17, 2017 12:37 PM (CLKfs)

286 279 She'd have to scrape that thing off her arm, too.
---

her torso?
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 17, 2017 12:37 PM (h/uSM)


Clap-clap-clap

Posted by: Chupacabra at April 17, 2017 12:37 PM (fSuK4)

287 Did United beat someone else like a red headed stepchild?

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 17, 2017 12:37 PM (FZYNt)

288 262
Sorry, anyone got a link to this antifa girl thing? I've missed it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 17, 2017 12:29 PM (SRKgf)



http://vidmax.com/video/ 155567-ANTIFA-girl-gets-a-fistful-of-gender-equality-at-the-Berkeley-riots-yesterday

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 17, 2017 12:38 PM (GX63o)

289 I watched the trailer for "Atomic Blonde", which had seriously unrealistic fight choreography.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


Smells like a flop to me. And the waif-fu crap is getting old.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at April 17, 2017 12:38 PM (9krrF)

290 I looked up Scientologist pRon just for the hell of it.

Who knew "Hey baby, did you just fall out of heaven? Because you look like a Thetan" could be an effective pick-up line.



Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 17, 2017 12:38 PM (ul9CR)

291 Jay,
http://bit.ly/2oNqEAi
Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2017 12:35 PM (67teE)



Thanks, Rick.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 17, 2017 12:39 PM (SRKgf)

292 I see the strategy. Dropping the Lena Hambeast into the Middle East will turn all their men gay.

The new ISIS flag will be a Rainbow.

We won't have to suffer beheadings anymore, but gay parades are just as nauseating to me, so maybe it's a wash.

Posted by: Hello? Is this thing on? at April 17, 2017 12:39 PM (c5sfq)

293 Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 17, 2017 12:38 PM (GX63o)


Thanks!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 17, 2017 12:39 PM (SRKgf)

294 Did United beat someone else like a red headed stepchild?



Beat the rented step-child so bad, the red headed mule got jealous.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2017 12:40 PM (67teE)

295

Defense didnt think I would show

Reset to May 30

Posted by: ThunderB at April 17, 2017 12:40 PM (+Dnrj)

296
The thing about Hairygirl getting punched.....

.... they left has nothing to say about the five Hairyguys (espcially long haired blond dude with the purple shirt) that has one of the Naziboys on the ground beating the living tar out of him right behind where Hairygirl got punched.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 17, 2017 12:41 PM (8XRCm)

297 Perhaps the way to avoid the escalation to deadly force is to lay down the marker now - attack, and you will get stomped harder than a narc at a Hell's Angels rally.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 17, 2017 12:37 PM (X6fMO)

Bingo. More or less the point I was making upthread, but stated better.

Posted by: Jackal at April 17, 2017 12:41 PM (tnjgx)

298 Posted by: Texas Dan at April 17, 2017 12:29 PM (yL25O)

Thank you. You expressed perfectly the sentiments that I couldn't form into a coherent sentence.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 17, 2017 12:41 PM (sEDyY)

299 I'm of the school of thought that says that only a small minority is pushing for lethal violence. The majority - like Hairy Girl - boast of their Nazi scalps because they don't think they'll encounter pushback.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 17, 2017 12:37 PM (X6fMO)


... we have a winner.

Violence Never Solves Anything is a lie I told my kids until they were old enough to know better.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 17, 2017 12:41 PM (ATQUV)

300 video needs an Asian shouting

"Is Martin Luther King Jr. Civic Center Park!"

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 17, 2017 12:42 PM (h/uSM)

301 I'm going to say that a lot of the MFM / social media / Dem whining over Hairy Girl getting her ass kicked is genuine surprise that the right is actually fighting back instead of leaving the field.

I'm of the school of thought that says that only a small minority is pushing for lethal violence. The majority - like Hairy Girl - boast of their Nazi scalps because they don't think they'll encounter pushback.

Perhaps the way to avoid the escalation to deadly force is to lay down the marker now - attack, and you will get stomped harder than a narc at a Hell's Angels rally.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 17, 2017 12:37 PM (X6fMO)


I must admit this whole thing, this slapfight battle on the edge of our society is almost totally outside my view.

I know it's happening because people say it is, but I don't got to Trump rallies. I'm not sure what they're supposed to be for.

I sure as heck am going nowhere near the BLM/Kollege Kampi Klustflucks.

Let me know when the real shooting starts. When it does I'll have something to contribute, but until then include me not in this nonsense.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 17, 2017 12:42 PM (TOk1P)

302 @Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character

Yup. After the second time the character supposedly took a solid hit to the head and then bounced back up again, I tuned out.

I love to look at Charlize Theron, I do. But if some guy hit her in the face, she'd be down like Hairygirl.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 17, 2017 12:42 PM (zsHGH)

303 Posted by: Don Q. at April 17, 2017 12:32 PM (NgKpN)

Doesn't having a training video move the indecent into the realm for conspiracy charges along with everything else? If there's money involved somewhere, is there grounds for a RICO-type action?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 17, 2017 12:43 PM (sEDyY)

304 Thank you. You expressed perfectly the sentiments that I couldn't form into a coherent sentence.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 17, 2017 12:41 PM (sEDyY)

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Another Wellesely Grad

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 17, 2017 12:43 PM (h/uSM)

305 @ThunderB

Good luck, man. Hope y'all get her.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 17, 2017 12:44 PM (zsHGH)

306 295: Unbelievable.

Posted by: LASue at April 17, 2017 12:44 PM (CLKfs)

307 Have a Woman get in the face of someone, even to the point of hitting THEM, then when the inevitable response comes, charge in and beat down the guy who was actually defending himself from the Woman...

Did she shout:
"Help! Help! I'm being repressed! Now we see the violence inherent in the system!"

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 17, 2017 12:45 PM (vRcUp)

308 Winchester

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 17, 2017 12:45 PM (FZYNt)

309 306: Time for the scumbag to grovel for a plea deal.

Posted by: LASue at April 17, 2017 12:45 PM (CLKfs)

310 I'm of the school of thought that says that only a small minority is pushing for lethal violence. The majority - like Hairy Girl - boast of their Nazi scalps because they don't think they'll encounter pushback.

Perhaps the way to avoid the escalation to deadly force is to lay down the marker now - attack, and you will get stomped harder than a narc at a Hell's Angels rally.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 17, 2017 12:37 PM (X6fMO)

They were all raised with the idea that no one WOULD fight back.

We created a very safe society for them... too safe IMO... they now rely on it, even when they KNOW that there is a Metric Fuckton of real violence out there.

WE elevated Nice, above Right... above strong... and taught it to them in Schools and Churches their entire life...

Problem is, Life does not really work that way...

Posted by: Don Q. at April 17, 2017 12:45 PM (NgKpN)

311 Doesn't having a training video move the indecent into the realm for conspiracy charges along with everything else? If there's money involved somewhere, is there grounds for a RICO-type action?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 17, 2017 12:43 PM (sEDyY)


I can see how a layman would think that. But ... no.

This court is adjourned.

Posted by: The Hawaiian Judge at April 17, 2017 12:46 PM (ATQUV)

312 If you want to see an unnecessary assault of a girl for running her mouth , Google Snooki gets knocked out.

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 17, 2017 12:46 PM (0nM5K)

313 Zip has a nice video addressing Safe Spaces on Campus.


http://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=334623

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 17, 2017 12:47 PM (J+eG2)

314 watching that video...riots are a scary thing

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 17, 2017 12:47 PM (h/uSM)

315 Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 17, 2017 12:43 PM (h/uSM)

No, married 16 years until my husband's death from cancer.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 17, 2017 12:47 PM (sEDyY)

316 I am not the one


Posted by: ThunderB
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Morpheus thinks you are.

Posted by: Corona at April 17, 2017 12:48 PM (xLwrt)

317
Doesn't having a training video move the indecent into the realm for conspiracy charges along with everything else? If there's money involved somewhere, is there grounds for a RICO-type action?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 17, 2017 12:43 PM (sEDyY)

Yes, there are a very few people infiltrating these groups... because they are difficult to infiltrate.

But hell.... we can't even prosecute Politicians who knowingly aid and abet illegals....

Posted by: Don Q. at April 17, 2017 12:48 PM (NgKpN)

318 I must admit this whole thing, this slapfight battle on the edge of our society is almost totally outside my view.

I know it's happening because people say it is, but I don't got to Trump rallies. I'm not sure what they're supposed to be for.

I sure as heck am going nowhere near the BLM/Kollege Kampi Klustflucks.

Let me know when the real shooting starts. When it does I'll have something to contribute, but until then include me not in this nonsense.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 17, 2017 12:42 PM (TOk1P)


I'm a homebody, and so I've never been in any of these situations, and I would never willingly put myself into one.

But I stand with the Duke - I will not have a hand laid on me. If you come at me with intent to harm, I will do everything in my power to put you down.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 17, 2017 12:49 PM (X6fMO)

319 The most difficult thing for me, now that Girls is ending, is not being able to be on set anymore while my daughter is filmed getting her ass eaten out.

*lip quivers; tears start to form at corners of eyes*

They just grow up so fast!!!

Posted by: Brian Williams at April 17, 2017 12:49 PM (j7+If)

320 Defense didnt think I would show

Reset to May 30

Posted by: ThunderB at April 17, 2017 12:40 PM (+Dnrj)


Expect a reset then, too. They're trying to wear you out.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 17, 2017 12:50 PM (X6fMO)

321 Posted by: Don Q. at April 17, 2017 12:48 PM (NgKpN)

Zombie has talked about how hard it is to infiltrate the groups (which seems like even more proof that they are an organized conspiracy). S/he also said that a lot of them were scary crazy and wanted violence. I do think they want to hurt people but only in a place and time where there's little danger of being hurt themselves.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 17, 2017 12:51 PM (sEDyY)

322 War crime.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at April 17, 2017 12:51 PM (RD7QR)

323 We're, uh, here for the gangbang.

Posted by: Pod of orcas at April 17, 2017 12:52 PM (j7+If)

324 308 Winchester
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 17, 2017 12:45 PM (FZYNt)


...damn. Good shot.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 17, 2017 12:53 PM (8nWyX)

325 Yes, there are a very few people infiltrating these groups... because they are difficult to infiltrate.

But hell.... we can't even prosecute Politicians who knowingly aid and abet illegals....
Posted by: Don Q. at April 17, 2017 12:48 PM (NgKpN)


Have you seen The East?

I'm fascinated by Zal Batmanglij and Brit Marling's works. The thread connecting Sound of My Voice, The East and The OA is the draw towards joining a cult by those who seem to be at least superficially aware that they are interacting with someone who is trying to lure them in.

Posted by: alexthechick - most delicatest flowerest of innocent virtuest at April 17, 2017 12:53 PM (mf5HN)

326 @Polliwog the 'Ette

Jah, the Black Bloc has been pretty effective at keeping infiltrators out. Whoever is organizing them isn't incompetent.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 17, 2017 12:53 PM (zsHGH)

327 "I do think they want to hurt people but only in a place and time where there's little danger of being hurt themselves."

We have ourselves a winner!!!!

They don't want a fight.
They want a mugging.
Time, place and circumstances of their choosing.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 17, 2017 12:54 PM (J+eG2)

328 I do think they want to hurt people but only in a place and time where there's little danger of being hurt themselves.



Funny, but life don't work that way.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2017 12:55 PM (67teE)

329 308 Winchester


How long have you been waiting to do that?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 17, 2017 12:55 PM (gIRsn)

330 Basketballs isn't the only sport that has a star system. One of the things that annoys me about baseball is how pitchers get different strike zones. Greg Maddux was good enough without 3-foot-wide strike zone.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2017 12:55 PM (39g3+)

331 302 @Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character

Yup. After the second time the character supposedly took a solid hit to the head and then bounced back up again, I tuned out.

I love to look at Charlize Theron, I do. But if some guy hit her in the face, she'd be down like Hairygirl.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 17, 2017 12:42 PM (zsHGH)



CT's problem is the old - she's a great looking model/actress, built for the camera- but she's got thin little model/actress arms and muscles.

No matter how the fight is choreographed, it's just not convincing.

That's why superhero movies are so popular. You can paper over reality for grrrrrrrrrrrrrl power.


Interestingly, ScarJo's body form is a bit square and boxy. And, I guess she's worked her arms and legs a bit to muscle them up some.

Because of this, she looks pretty good in a movie fight and is somewhat more convincing in those types of roles.

Even though, she appears to be Tom Cruise size or smaller.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 17, 2017 12:55 PM (9q7Dl)

332 308 Winchester


How long have you been waiting to do that?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 17, 2017 12:55 PM (gIRsn)

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Not as long as I have

762 x54R

Posted by: fixerupper at April 17, 2017 12:57 PM (8XRCm)

333 Posted by: ThunderB at April 17, 2017 12:40 PM (+Dnrj)

That stinks. At what point can the prosecution tell them to stop playing games and get in the courtroom for the trial or be considered in contempt? I guess the judge decides contempt and if they are sympathetic to the defendant (which I suppose is quite possible among Houston judges) you are out of luck?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 17, 2017 12:57 PM (sEDyY)

334 Good luck, man. Hope y'all get her.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 17, 2017 12:44 PM (zsHGH)


Actually, ThunderB is an 'ette.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 17, 2017 12:57 PM (lZ5qK)

335 /throws a stick

...what?


Stop trying to make 'fetch' happen.

Posted by: That one chick from that one movie at April 17, 2017 12:57 PM (u0s1P)

336 Countdown to comment 357....

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2017 12:57 PM (39g3+)

337

Wear me out

Good luck

Posted by: ThunderB at April 17, 2017 12:58 PM (+Dnrj)

338 >>Have you seen The East?


Yes - creepy activists!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2017 12:58 PM (NOIQH)

339 Lapua

Posted by: Jackal at April 17, 2017 12:58 PM (tnjgx)

340 Good luck, man. Hope y'all get her.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 17, 2017 12:44 PM (zsHGH)

Actually, ThunderB is an 'ette.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004

Did not know that, good luck anyway.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 17, 2017 12:59 PM (zsHGH)

341 Dammit!

Posted by: Jackal at April 17, 2017 12:59 PM (tnjgx)

342 339 Lapua
Posted by: Jackal at April 17, 2017 12:58 PM (tnjgx)

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Missed by ---->.001<---- THAT much

Posted by: fixerupper at April 17, 2017 12:59 PM (8XRCm)

343 Interestingly, ScarJo's body form is a bit square and boxy. And, I guess she's worked her arms and legs a bit to muscle them up some.

Because of this, she looks pretty good in a movie fight and is somewhat more convincing in those types of roles.



ScarJo vs John Cena.
$100 on John. Full contact knockdown drag out donnybrook.
No tap out. Knock out. No holding back.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2017 01:00 PM (67teE)

344 That stinks. At what point can the prosecution tell them to stop playing games and get in the courtroom for the trial or be considered in contempt? I guess the judge decides contempt and if they are sympathetic to the defendant (which I suppose is quite possible among Houston judges) you are out of luck?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 17, 2017 12:57 PM (sEDyY)



Everyone thinks the most powerful person in the courthouse is the judge.

The most powerful person in the courthouse is the calendar clerk. Do. Not. Mess. With. The. Court. Calendar. Never. Ever. Ever. Mess. With. The. Clerk.

The flip side of that is that if you are nice to the calendar clerk, you can get slid onto the end of a docket when there's technically no room.



Posted by: alexthechick - most delicatest flowerest of innocent virtuest at April 17, 2017 01:00 PM (mf5HN)

345
Us ettes are a fearsome troublesome tribe

Posted by: ThunderB at April 17, 2017 01:00 PM (+Dnrj)

346 Zombie has talked about how hard it is to infiltrate the groups (which seems like even more proof that they are an organized conspiracy).
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 17, 2017 12:51 PM (sEDyY)


I dunno, James O'Keefe seems to have had no problem with that.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 17, 2017 01:00 PM (lZ5qK)

347 "Actually, ThunderB is an 'ette."


In other words....she's 29.


This place is magical.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 17, 2017 01:00 PM (J+eG2)

348 How long have you been waiting to do that?
Posted by: Bandersnatch

LOL missed the 303 British

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 17, 2017 01:01 PM (FZYNt)

349 308 Winchester


How long have you been waiting to do that?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 17, 2017 12:55 PM (gIRsn)

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Not as long as I have

762 x54R
Posted by: fixerupper



Need an ONT or one where Ace whores around with that bitch, Twitter.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2017 01:01 PM (67teE)

350 Actually, ThunderB is an 'ette.


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I hate when the picture I have in my minds eye for some of you people violently collides with reality.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 17, 2017 01:01 PM (8XRCm)

351 Magnum

Posted by: josephistan at April 17, 2017 01:02 PM (7HtZB)

352 I once saw a video of two black women at McDonalds who demanded the (black) clerk break a $100 bill. He said "sorry, can't do that", and then they *jumped* the counter and started beating him. He pulled out a metal rod and proceeded to beat the shit out of them. You've got to defend yourself regardless of the gender of the animal attacking you.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 17, 2017 01:03 PM (vRcUp)

353 I hate when the picture I have in my minds eye for some of you people violently collides with reality.

'Sup?

Posted by: fluffy at April 17, 2017 01:03 PM (jw2Xw)

354 Us ettes are a fearsome troublesome tribe
Posted by: ThunderB at April 17, 2017 01:00 PM (+Dnrj)

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*nods*

Posted by: SMFH at April 17, 2017 01:03 PM (s5Kql)

355
Magnum

Posted by: fixerupper at April 17, 2017 01:03 PM (8XRCm)

356 "I hate when the picture I have in my minds eye for some of you people violently collides with reality."

Just for the record...

I'm 36, handsome and witty.

Rich, too.




(Behold, the awesome power of a fully operational AoSHQ)

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 17, 2017 01:03 PM (J+eG2)

357 dammit

Posted by: fixerupper at April 17, 2017 01:03 PM (8XRCm)

358

I think there is a disproportionate number of gingers in tbe ette world

Posted by: ThunderB at April 17, 2017 01:03 PM (+Dnrj)

359 Everyone thinks the most powerful person in the courthouse is the judge.

The most powerful person in the courthouse is the calendar clerk. Do. Not. Mess. With. The. Court. Calendar. Never. Ever. Ever. Mess. With. The. Clerk.

The flip side of that is that if you are nice to the calendar clerk, you can get slid onto the end of a docket when there's technically no room.

Posted by: alexthechick - most delicatest flowerest of innocent virtuest at April 17, 2017 01:00 PM (mf5HN)


I witnessed a court proceeding one day, where the bailiff was essentially doing everything, from telling who to go where, and to spit out that gum, and take that hat off, to scheduling people who wanted to skedaddle out before the judge got there.

And then the judge got there, and just pretty much approved everything the bailiff did.

I think the judge might have been... shall we say, attending a ballgame prior to court.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 17, 2017 01:03 PM (TOk1P)

360 LOL

Posted by: fixerupper at April 17, 2017 01:03 PM (8XRCm)

361 not as easy as it looks....

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 17, 2017 01:04 PM (FZYNt)

362 357 dammit
Posted by: fixerupper



The .357 Dammit is an underrated round.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 17, 2017 01:04 PM (gIRsn)

363 357 dammit

That's just funny right there, I don't care who you are.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2017 01:04 PM (39g3+)

364 ThunderB, good on you and I hope your testimony helps put that person away for a good long time.


We have a client who got her identity stolen and we've done a bunch of work for her in getting it cleared up. Sweet sweet lady who is insistent that she will pay us and we better send her a bill once we're done. We know her finances and let's just say that the bill we send her will be missing all but maybe a hour or two of the time we've spent on it. That's the good part about working for a tiny firm, Boss can do that when he wants. Also she brings us homemade pies and we would all happily work for trade for those.


She has no idea how it happened either because she's always careful about stuff.

Posted by: alexthechick - most delicatest flowerest of innocent virtuest at April 17, 2017 01:05 PM (mf5HN)

365 I witnessed a court proceeding one day, where the bailiff was essentially doing everything, from telling who to go where, and to spit out that gum, and take that hat off, to scheduling people who wanted to skedaddle out before the judge got there.

And then the judge got there, and just pretty much approved everything the bailiff did.

I think the judge might have been... shall we say, attending a ballgame prior to court.
Posted by: BurtTC



Judge was getting a hummer.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2017 01:05 PM (67teE)

366 That fuckin idiot JINO Aaron Miller is on CNN saying we can negotiate with North Korea for a nuclear freeze? How stupid is he?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 17, 2017 01:05 PM (KlI/a)

367 Wheaties! They'll turn you into a flake

Posted by: Brucine Jenner at April 17, 2017 01:05 PM (DpOmP)

368 Turn those machines back on!

Posted by: josephistan at April 17, 2017 01:06 PM (7HtZB)

369
Black Trump supporter keeps it real at anti-Trump rally:

"Do I want to live in a Muslim nation? No.
anybody got a light? I feel like a smoke."

http://tinyurl.com/k657vfr

Posted by: kallisto at April 17, 2017 01:06 PM (kD8Fh)

370 Us ettes are a fearsome troublesome tribe


High maintenance, but worth it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 17, 2017 01:06 PM (LTHVh)

371 How stupid is he?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 17, 2017 01:05 PM (KlI/a)

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Seems like a good plan.

Posted by: Presidents Bush, Clinton, Bush and Obama at April 17, 2017 01:06 PM (8XRCm)

372 Judge was getting a hummer.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2017 01:05 PM (67teE)

Terrible mileage. He'll be sorry.

Posted by: josephistan at April 17, 2017 01:06 PM (7HtZB)

373 Judge = Officer

Clerk/Bailiff = Navy Chief.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 17, 2017 01:06 PM (J+eG2)

374 LOL missed the 303 British
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 17, 2017 01:01 PM (FZYNt)


It's always available.

Posted by: Harry Morant at April 17, 2017 01:07 PM (8nWyX)

375
she'd be down like Hairygirl.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
_________________________

Okay, admit it. You're just trying to turn me on aren't you?

*hic*


Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 17, 2017 01:07 PM (HSmrB)

376 She has no idea how it happened either because she's always careful about stuff.
Posted by: alexthechick



All it takes is one swipe at Wendy's drive thru. Wife swiped her card in Texas. Next day the number was attempted to be used in Florida at a Pep Boys online.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2017 01:07 PM (67teE)

377 "How stupid is he?"

Trick Question!!!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 17, 2017 01:07 PM (J+eG2)

378 374 LOL missed the 303 British
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 17, 2017 01:01 PM (FZYNt)

It's always available.
Posted by: Harry Morant

and expensive

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 17, 2017 01:08 PM (FZYNt)

379 The Casull comment is still on its way.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2017 01:09 PM (39g3+)

380 Short

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 17, 2017 01:09 PM (LTHVh)

381 That fuckin idiot JINO Aaron Miller is on CNN saying we can negotiate with North Korea for a nuclear freeze? How stupid is he?
Posted by: Nevergiveup


If 'negotiate' means 'ignore,' then not that stupid.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 17, 2017 01:10 PM (GgzGa)

382 380 Short
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 17, 2017 01:09 PM (LTHVh)

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nice

Posted by: fixerupper at April 17, 2017 01:10 PM (8XRCm)

383 Watching the live birth of a meme is a hell of a thing. This must be what seeing the first BEN ROETHLISBERGER comment was like.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 17, 2017 01:10 PM (ATQUV)

384 I had someone opening a bunch of credit cards in my name before the holidays last year. Lifelock has been a God send.

Posted by: Infidel at April 17, 2017 01:11 PM (uKRys)

385 ...waiting on 404.

Posted by: Jeffrey at April 17, 2017 01:11 PM (gIRsn)

386 ...waiting on 404.
Posted by: Jeffrey at April 17, 2017 01:11 PM (gIRsn)

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NOT FOUND

Posted by: fixerupper at April 17, 2017 01:11 PM (8XRCm)

387 who do appreciate we

Posted by: Man Dyslexic at April 17, 2017 01:12 PM (u0s1P)

388 "Watching the live birth of a meme is a hell of a thing."

I don't know nuthin' bout birthing no memes!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 17, 2017 01:12 PM (J+eG2)

389 385 ...waiting on 404.
Posted by: Jeffrey at April 17, 2017 01:11 PM (gIRsn)


Damn ... that was going to be my play.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 17, 2017 01:12 PM (ATQUV)

390 awww failure

wanted three-eight-six, but noooo

Posted by: Man Dyslexic at April 17, 2017 01:12 PM (u0s1P)

391 Ze fat girls are an inspiration... but ze ugly stick was too heavilizee used...

Posted by: Ferdinand von Zeppelin at April 17, 2017 01:12 PM (DpOmP)

392
By her own admission, she will be dewy for any ISIS fighter who comes out as gay upon her arrival.

Posted by: Oh, th huge manatee! at April 17, 2017 01:12 PM (v1g1+)

393 This is a much better Pepsi commercial than that Kendall Jenner one!

Sincerely,

Posted by: Coca-Cola at April 17, 2017 01:13 PM (Ndje9)

394 391 Ze fat girls are an inspiration... but ze ugly stick was too heavilizee used...
Posted by: Ferdinand von Zeppelin at April 17, 2017 01:12 PM (DpOmP)

Oh, the huge manatee!

Posted by: josephistan at April 17, 2017 01:14 PM (7HtZB)

395 That fuckin idiot JINO Aaron Miller is on CNN saying we can negotiate with North Korea for a nuclear freeze? How stupid is he?
Posted by: Nevergiveup

If 'negotiate' means 'ignore,' then not that stupid.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 17, 2017 01:10 PM (GgzGa)

'Ignore" till they are fully nuclear and intercontinental missile ready? Yeah great idea

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 17, 2017 01:14 PM (KlI/a)

396 A lot of shops are really sloppy with cards, they don't ask for signatures, don't check the back of the card, etc. The signature on my bank card rubbed off (used the wrong pen) and nobody even noticed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2017 01:14 PM (39g3+)

397 388 "Watching the live birth of a meme is a hell of a thing."

I don't know nuthin' bout birthing no memes!



It's faster than a damn giraffe.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2017 01:14 PM (67teE)

398 A lot of shops are really sloppy with cards, they don't ask for signatures, don't check the back of the card, etc.


I sign it 'Ask for Photo ID'. Sometimes they do, sometimes they don't, but I know who checks.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 17, 2017 01:15 PM (LTHVh)

399 It's faster than a damn giraffe.

Giraffes of the Damned, coming this fall, right after Sharknado: The Animated Series.

Posted by: SyFy Channel at April 17, 2017 01:15 PM (u0s1P)

400
Look, we're a mostly peaceful sect, but if that shows up anywhere near us, it's on like Donkey Kong!

Posted by: Oh, the huge Mennonite tees! at April 17, 2017 01:15 PM (v1g1+)

401 I had someone opening a bunch of credit cards in my name before the holidays last year. Lifelock has been a God send.

Posted by: Infidel

Bad credit can stop identity thieves. No Lifelock req'd.

Just don't pay your bills on time and stiff a credit card company once in a while.

Posted by: Deadbeat Logic at April 17, 2017 01:15 PM (HTdUD)

402 If one of Denhams fat ass corpuscles hits the North Korean Peninsula we can know that God has delivered his people.

Posted by: 'Cold Civil War'. That seems apt. at April 17, 2017 01:16 PM (oBuXO)

403 I keep refreshing the main page, hoping for some new Ace content. And every time I am punished with that picture!

Posted by: Chris M at April 17, 2017 01:17 PM (eAZVt)

404 A lot of shops are really sloppy with cards, they
don't ask for signatures, don't check the back of the card, etc. The
signature on my bank card rubbed off (used the wrong pen) and nobody
even noticed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2017 01:14 PM (39g3+)>>>
I do not sign any of my cards. This is supposed to trigger the cashier to ask for ID. I thank the few that have actually asked.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 17, 2017 01:17 PM (qXFhJ)

405 Error Method Not Allowed

Posted by: josephistan at April 17, 2017 01:17 PM (7HtZB)

406 I sign it 'Ask for Photo ID'. Sometimes they do, sometimes they don't, but I know who checks.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 17, 2017 01:15 PM (LTHVh)


I always thank them when they do. Some clerks mention that some people throw a fit when they ask, even though it says to show ID on the card.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 17, 2017 01:17 PM (8nWyX)

407 405

HA!

Posted by: fixerupper at April 17, 2017 01:18 PM (8XRCm)

408 The (late, lamented) BFF had an issue with someone trying to get cable service in her name.

What saved her was the fact that the customer service person who was handling the request was her cousin who knew damn well that she hadn't moved.

As BFF put it, sometimes living in a small area where everyone is in everyone's back pocket comes in handy.

Posted by: alexthechick - most delicatest flowerest of innocent virtuest at April 17, 2017 01:18 PM (mf5HN)

409 Formula

Posted by: Man Dyslecix at April 17, 2017 01:19 PM (u0s1P)

410 Youth Shotgun

Posted by: fixerupper at April 17, 2017 01:19 PM (8XRCm)

411 *waiting on 554 Rejected*

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 17, 2017 01:19 PM (LTHVh)

412 Giraffes of the Damned, coming this fall, right after Sharknado: The Animated Series.

I was wondering when Jabberjaw was coming back to prime time.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 17, 2017 01:19 PM (X6fMO)

413 dammit, missed directory assistance.

I am shamed.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 17, 2017 01:19 PM (LTHVh)

414 "It's faster than a damn giraffe."

Word

Posted by: April D'giraffe at April 17, 2017 01:20 PM (J+eG2)

415 Bad credit can stop identity thieves. No Lifelock req'd.

Just don't pay your bills on time and stiff a credit card company once in a while.

Posted by: Deadbeat Logic at April 17, 2017 01:15 PM (HTdUD)

I'm no damn dirty Democrat.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 17, 2017 01:20 PM (X6fMO)

416 350 Actually, ThunderB is an 'ette.


----

I hate when the picture I have in my minds eye for some of you people violently collides with reality.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 17, 2017 01:01 PM (8XRCm)


------------------

ThunderB = Xena, Princess Warrior.

Posted by: Soona at April 17, 2017 01:20 PM (Fmupd)

417
Annapour: And what was the last thing you recall seeing?

ISIS fighter: Mound after mound of cottage cheese!

Posted by: This! is CNN! at April 17, 2017 01:20 PM (v1g1+)

418 I was wondering when Jabberjaw was coming back to prime time.

Nah, that's us. Dark and gritty reboot.

Posted by: Adult Swim at April 17, 2017 01:20 PM (u0s1P)

419 My God! This is the first thing I see today? PLEASE put something, ANYTHING, else up!

Posted by: tu3031 at April 17, 2017 01:20 PM (qJhUV)

420 Smoke Break

Posted by: fixerupper at April 17, 2017 01:20 PM (8XRCm)

421
NK VOWS WEEKLY MISSILE LAUNCH

Drudge

Dirt nap time

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 17, 2017 01:21 PM (KlI/a)

422 What the heck is Donkey Kong?

Posted by: Millennial at April 17, 2017 01:21 PM (39g3+)

423 dammit, missed directory assistance.

I am shamed.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 17, 2017 01:19 PM (LTHVh)


Wait for the one after 909.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 17, 2017 01:21 PM (X6fMO)

424 Make it so please make it so.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at April 17, 2017 01:21 PM (nQHw/)

425 Hemi

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 17, 2017 01:21 PM (lKyWE)

426 dammit, missed directory assistance.

I am shamed.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 17, 2017 01:19 PM (LTHVh)


I had "Blows" teed up for post #400 (signed by Francois Truffaut), but we jumped right from 398 to 403.

You chatty bastages.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 17, 2017 01:21 PM (TOk1P)

427 Is Ace taking the day off to Twitter Whore,
Or is he buffing the Easter Bunny?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 17, 2017 01:21 PM (J+eG2)

428 'Ignore" till they are fully nuclear and intercontinental missile ready? Yeah great idea

Posted by: Nevergiveup


They may never me 'first strike' capable but with seventy subs and the missiles and nukes they could possibly have right now, they could put a hurting on the USA we might never recover from. Pretty much already.

Of course, their complete and utter destruction is baked into that cake. Not sure that's going to make what is left of Boston, DC, Philadelphia, Miami, San Francisco, Los Angeles feel any better.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 17, 2017 01:21 PM (HTdUD)

429 A boob and a bomb.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at April 17, 2017 01:21 PM (nQHw/)

430 413 dammit, missed directory assistance.

I am shamed.
Posted by: Grump928(C)



And yet you had and squandered Western Mass Area Code.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 17, 2017 01:21 PM (gIRsn)

431 Of course, their complete and utter destruction is baked into that cake. Not sure that's going to make what is left of Boston, DC, Philadelphia, Miami, San Francisco, Los Angeles feel any better.

Can't bake a cake without breaking some eggs.

Posted by: Adult Swim at April 17, 2017 01:22 PM (u0s1P)

432 I do not sign any of my cards. This is supposed to trigger the cashier to ask for ID. I thank the few that have actually asked.




Write "Stolen" on the back of the card.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2017 01:23 PM (67teE)

433 Is Ace taking the day off to Twitter Whore,
Or is he buffing the Easter Bunny?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 17, 2017 01:21 PM (J+eG2)


Mr. Atkins prolly ate too many hardboiled eggs.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 17, 2017 01:23 PM (TOk1P)

434 and now you quys quit

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 17, 2017 01:23 PM (LTHVh)

435
They may never me 'first strike' capable but with seventy subs and the missiles and nukes they could possibly have right now, they could put a hurting on the USA we might never recover from. Pretty much already.

Of course, their complete and utter destruction is baked into that cake. Not sure that's going to make what is left of Boston, DC, Philadelphia, Miami, San Francisco, Los Angeles feel any better.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 17, 2017 01:21 PM (HTdUD)

Not to mention that they sell that shit world wide to all our enemies for hard cash which they don't have...Ya know that bourbon and caviar for the fat boy does not pay for itself.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 17, 2017 01:24 PM (KlI/a)

436 because everyone knows what I'm waiting for

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 17, 2017 01:24 PM (LTHVh)

437 Oh NO!!!!!

Drudge reports that US Porn production halted

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 17, 2017 01:24 PM (J+eG2)

438 Of course, their complete and utter destruction is baked into that cake. Not sure that's going to make what is left of Boston, DC, Philadelphia, Miami, San Francisco, Los Angeles feel any better.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 17, 2017 01:21 PM (HTdUD)

I'm at the point in my life where if Phat Boi took those cities out while we destroyed him, that could be seen as a net positive.

Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 17, 2017 01:24 PM (Jcg9Q)

439 fixer ftw!

Here. Let distributed Horde gun and ammo knowledge gnaw on this.


https://strategypage.com/htmw/htweap/articles/20170414.aspx


Also because I'm Better: http://bit.ly/1QgFkPr

Posted by: alexthechick - most delicatest flowerest of innocent virtuest at April 17, 2017 01:24 PM (mf5HN)

440 'Cuda with a six-pack

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 17, 2017 01:25 PM (LTHVh)

441
Get me the a$$hole in Product Placement who let that picture get into general circulation!

Posted by: PepsiCo's CEO, reeling under poor publicity at April 17, 2017 01:25 PM (v1g1+)

442 Old

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2017 01:25 PM (67teE)

443 Shit. Messed up the 442 Oldsmobile.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2017 01:25 PM (67teE)

444 Drudge reports that US Porn production halted


They can just put new titles on old porn as they did with Bruce Lee movies.

Who would notice?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 17, 2017 01:26 PM (gIRsn)

445 According to a report by South Koreas primary news outlet, Yonhap, the Pentagon has directed a total of three US aircraft carriers toward the Korean Peninsula, citing a South Korean government source.

Yonhap reports that in addition to the CVN-70 Carl Vinson, which is expected to arrive off the South Korean coast on April 25, the CVN-76 Ronald Reagan - currently in home port in Yokosuka, Japan - and the CVN-68 Nimitz carrier group - currently undergoing final pre-deployment assessment, Composite Training Unit Exercise off Oregon - will enter the Sea of Japan next week. According to the senior government official. the US and South Korea are discussing joint drills, which will include the three aircraft carriers and other ships

drudge

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 17, 2017 01:26 PM (KlI/a)

446 I got a new washer a few months ago, and whenever the solenoid closes during the 'auto-sense' fill cycle, it sounds like the gates of hell slamming shut throughout all the pluming in the house. I browsed Home Despot and Ace and Amazon to see what kind of water hammer arrestors people liked, so the latest Amazon email ad came in, offering "Female Swivel Ballcock Nut by Male Ballcock Thread Mini Rester".

So, y'know, feel free to go hog wild with that.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 17, 2017 01:26 PM (8nWyX)

447 If you don't like tattoos, new porn is not for you.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 17, 2017 01:26 PM (LTHVh)

448 Oh NO!!!!!

Drudge reports that US Porn production halted
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice



Anal Ease on back order?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2017 01:26 PM (67teE)

449 They can just put new titles on old porn as they did with Bruce Lee movies.

Who would notice?
Posted by: Bandersnatch

Recycled money shots. something to ponder

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 17, 2017 01:26 PM (FZYNt)

450 Sorry. Not going to happen.

Violation of Geneva Convention.

The Moose outside should have told you.

Posted by: Minuteman at April 17, 2017 01:27 PM (A3b6q)

451 Lena has a "man" face. Her weight is secondary.

Posted by: White Magic Woman at April 17, 2017 01:27 PM (SJ184)

452 Shit. Messed up the 442 Oldsmobile.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2017 01:25 PM (67teE)


Try for a 455 Rocket.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 17, 2017 01:27 PM (X6fMO)

453 They can just put new titles on old porn as they did with Bruce Lee movies.

Who would notice?
Posted by: Bandersnatch



Debbie Does Dubuque?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2017 01:27 PM (67teE)

454 Big Block

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 17, 2017 01:28 PM (LTHVh)

455 Not to mention that they sell that shit world wide to all our enemies for hard cash which they don't have...Ya know that bourbon and caviar for the fat boy does not pay for itself.

Posted by: Nevergiveup


True that. Phat Boi and Iran are joined at the hip right now.

Somebody needs a lesson to deter the other.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 17, 2017 01:28 PM (HTdUD)

456 I browsed Home Despot and Ace and Amazon to see what kind of water hammer arrestors people liked, so the latest Amazon email ad came in, offering "Female Swivel Ballcock Nut by Male Ballcock Thread Mini Rester".

So, y'know, feel free to go hog wild with that.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 17, 2017 01:26 PM (8nWyX)

It took Ace a month to put up shelves, what would he know about a washer?

Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile at April 17, 2017 01:28 PM (Jcg9Q)

457 Of course, their complete and utter destruction is baked into that cake. Not sure that's going to make what is left of Boston, DC, Philadelphia, Miami, San Francisco, Los Angeles feel any better.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 17, 2017 01:21 PM (HTdUD)


-----------------


You just had to make the decision to retaliate difficult, didn't you?

Posted by: Soona at April 17, 2017 01:28 PM (Fmupd)

458
Female Swivel Ballcock Nut by Male Ballcock Thread Mini Rester

Posted by: Oooooh, kinky! at April 17, 2017 01:28 PM (v1g1+)

459 "According to the senior government official. the US and South Korea are discussing joint drills, which will include the three aircraft carriers and other ships

drudge"

Trump don't bluff.

Insty had a nice link to an Elephant walk the other day at Kadina


https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/?p=262705

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 17, 2017 01:29 PM (J+eG2)

460

Galaxy 500?

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 17, 2017 01:29 PM (cFrcL)

461 Didn't Female Swivel Ballcock Nut open for Wayne County at Austin City Limits in '79?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 17, 2017 01:29 PM (X6fMO)

462 Also because I'm Better: http://bit.ly/1QgFkPr


Oh, you are the bestest!

Also, in before Mary Poppins to identify that as from The Millionairess.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 17, 2017 01:29 PM (gIRsn)

463 Also because I'm Better: http://bit.ly/1QgFkPr

Posted by: alexthechick - most delicatest flowerest of innocent virtuest at April 17, 2017 01:24 PM (mf5HN)

Thank you!

Posted by: East Valley AZ at April 17, 2017 01:29 PM (PbH71)

464 443 Shit. Messed up the 442 Oldsmobile.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2017 01:25 PM (67teE)

---------------

Meh. 442...443. Whatever it takes.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 17, 2017 01:29 PM (kTF2Z)

465 Dammit, I missed my chance for "Ocean Boulevard"!

Posted by: josephistan at April 17, 2017 01:29 PM (7HtZB)

466 Yonhap reports that in addition to the CVN-70 Carl Vinson

OT, but I'm curious- are ships named after men still called "she"? Because, look, I don't know.

That being said, the (Russian?) tradition of having ranks (IIRC there's at least one Admiral Firstname Lastnamevich) included is even weirder IMO.

Posted by: Lnace McCormick at April 17, 2017 01:29 PM (u0s1P)

467
They may never me 'first strike' capable but with seventy subs and the missiles and nukes they could possibly have right now, they could put a hurting on the USA we might never recover from. Pretty much already.



Their subs are all old Russian Whiskey Romeo class which aren't cable of launching SLBMs.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 17, 2017 01:30 PM (lKyWE)

468 According to the senior government official. the US and South Korea are discussing joint drills, which will include the three aircraft carriers and other ships

drudge"

Trump don't bluff.

Insty had a nice link to an Elephant walk the other day at Kadina


https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/?p=262705
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 17, 2017 01:29 PM (J+eG2)

All dem Sailors are gonna need Dentists

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 17, 2017 01:30 PM (KlI/a)

469 Bwahaha, Rush just said that Ossoff looks like the beloved PajamaBoy of millennial fame. I think he's actually like if Paul Ryan and Pajamaboy had a baby, but yes Rush is not wrong.

Also resummarized the Castros since one of them is stumping for Ossoff. Can we get that horrible family to go away already?

Posted by: LizLem at April 17, 2017 01:30 PM (hvf9s)

470 Smart. Deadly. They hunt in packs.

Giraffetors.

... clever girls.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at April 17, 2017 01:30 PM (+WXeq)

471 OT, but I'm curious- are ships named after men still called "she"? Because, look, I don't know.


tradition

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 17, 2017 01:31 PM (KlI/a)

472 Try for a 455 Rocket.

I am Groot.

Posted by: Groot at April 17, 2017 01:31 PM (u0s1P)

473 466 Yonhap reports that in addition to the CVN-70 Carl Vinson

OT, but I'm curious- are ships named after men still called "she"? Because, look, I don't know.

That being said, the (Russian?) tradition of having ranks (IIRC there's at least one Admiral Firstname Lastnamevich) included is even weirder IMO.
Posted by: Lnace McCormick at April 17, 2017 01:29 PM (u0s1P)

In Russian a ship is a he.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at April 17, 2017 01:31 PM (RD7QR)

474 "That being said, the (Russian?) tradition of having ranks (IIRC there's at least one Admiral Firstname Lastnamevich) included is even weirder "

Another interesting Russian convention is that when a senior leader fails to perform to expectations...

They get shot.


It helps to focus the others.




Just sayin'

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 17, 2017 01:32 PM (J+eG2)

475 Also resummarized the Castros since one of them is stumping for Ossoff. Can we get that horrible family to go away already?

Posted by: LizLem at April 17, 2017 01:30 PM (hvf9s)


You know as well as I, there are many on the left who are just dying to get a Castro on the ticket in 2020... or 2024.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 17, 2017 01:32 PM (TOk1P)

476
The Weasel and the Swan -- http://sweasel.com/archives/17603

Posted by: You can Leda swan to water but you cannot make her drink at April 17, 2017 01:33 PM (v1g1+)

477 Also I need to go stock up on Cadbury mini eggs now that Easter is over and they will all be on sale. And ham too. Mmmm. Anyone else doing the same this week?

Posted by: LizLem at April 17, 2017 01:33 PM (hvf9s)

478 Lena Dunham marks her blockbuster big screen debut this summer as she takes on the super heroine title role in The White Potato. Have fun guessing what her superpowers are.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at April 17, 2017 01:33 PM (kfcYC)

479 Humidity and no sunshine isn't helping the tall weeds in my back yard to dry out well enough to mow. I wanted to attack that mess today.

Posted by: Soona at April 17, 2017 01:33 PM (Fmupd)

480 Also, in before Mary Poppins to identify that as from The Millionairess.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 17, 2017 01:29 PM (gIRsn)


Quick Draw McGraw, that's you.

Anyway, here's a BandW version:

http://tinyurl.com/mpop5ll

And a link to a song from the movie, with Sophia and Peter Sellers, Goodness Gracious Me:

http://tinyurl.com/ltr9bxe

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 17, 2017 01:34 PM (X6fMO)

481 Of course, their complete and utter destruction is baked into that cake. Not sure that's going to make what is left of Boston, DC, Philadelphia, Miami, San Francisco, Los Angeles feel any better.
-----
I'm at the point in my life where if Phat Boi took those cities out while we destroyed him, that could be seen as a net positive.

Posted by: Country Boy - Michigan exile


Let's just say the 'popular vote' totals for democrats will be significantly reduced. Early night.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 17, 2017 01:34 PM (HTdUD)

482 Another interesting Russian convention is that when a senior leader fails to perform to expectations...

They get shot.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 17, 2017 01:32 PM (J+eG2)


http://tinyurl.com/lt9jpdr

Posted by: hogmartin at April 17, 2017 01:34 PM (8nWyX)

483 "All dem Sailors are gonna need Dentists"

Why do I suspect that someone is itching for a call-up?

I don't blame you, if you are.

If the phone rings at Fortress VIA, and a voice says "Master Chief, would you be interested...?, I'm outtahere, and on my way faster than a Sailor at liberty call in Thailand.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 17, 2017 01:34 PM (J+eG2)

484 Let's just say the 'popular vote' totals for democrats will be significantly reduced. Early night.

Will the two headed mutants get to vote twice? Could make a difference.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 17, 2017 01:35 PM (4WhSY)

485
That being said, the (Russian?) tradition of having ranks (IIRC there's at least one Admiral Firstname Lastnamevich) included is even weirder IMO. Posted by: Lnace McCormick at April 17, 2017 01:29 PM (u0s1P)

The Russian Navy refers to their ships as he

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 17, 2017 01:35 PM (lKyWE)

486 Also because I'm Better: http://bit.ly/1QgFkPr


Oh, you are the bestest!

Also, in before Mary Poppins to identify that as from The Millionairess.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 17, 2017 01:29 PM (gIRsn)

I think I just became young again.

Wow. Thanks AtC.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 17, 2017 01:36 PM (zsHGH)

487 In Russian a ship is a he.

Okay, but the rank in there can make things a bit confusing, you know?

Names of actual people is confusing enough.

Maybe it's just me. Whatever. I guess I'm glad they have names and not designations. Like public schools. Is it New York where they don't have names, just numbers? That struck me as weird and dehumanizing and just not right.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at April 17, 2017 01:36 PM (u0s1P)

488 North Korea fires submarine-launched ballistic missile towards Japan

Old news.

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-northkorea-missiles-
idUSKCN10Y2B0

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 17, 2017 01:36 PM (HTdUD)

489 >>> You know as well as I, there are many on the left who are just dying to get a Castro on the ticket in 2020... or 2024. Posted by: BurtTC at April 17, 2017 01:32 PM (TOk1P)

I know, sigh. Part of me felt a little bad for them (just for a second) that neither of them had a really prominent speaking spot at the DNC. No love from team Hilary I guess. Now I think that might have been the best thing that could have happened to them, she is not an albatross of fail around their necks. We will see what the future holds.

Posted by: LizLem at April 17, 2017 01:37 PM (hvf9s)

490 "http://tinyurl.com/lt9jpdr
Posted by: hogmartin at April 17, 2017 01:34 PM (8nWyX)"

Duffleblog.

What the Onion wishes it could be.

Love it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 17, 2017 01:38 PM (J+eG2)

491 Le NOOD.

We still mention them...yes?


NOOD

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 17, 2017 01:39 PM (J+eG2)

492 477 Also I need to go stock up on Cadbury mini eggs now that Easter is over and they will all be on sale. And ham too. Mmmm. Anyone else doing the same this week?
Posted by: LizLem at April 17, 2017 01:33 PM (hvf9s)

I always buy holiday stuff on clearance after the holiday. I once got my dog a bag of Greenies for a couple of bucks because it had a Halloween themed bag after Halloween. The dog can't read, he doesn't care.

Posted by: josephistan at April 17, 2017 01:39 PM (7HtZB)

493 I know, sigh. Part of me felt a little bad for them (just for a second) that neither of them had a really prominent speaking spot at the DNC. No love from team Hilary I guess. Now I think that might have been the best thing that could have happened to them, she is not an albatross of fail around their necks. We will see what the future holds.

Posted by: LizLem at April 17, 2017 01:37 PM (hvf9s)


I remain convinced there was enough inside information that the Hillory train was going to crash, that all sorts of pre-planning went into who did and did not get mixed up in it.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 17, 2017 01:40 PM (TOk1P)

494
Nude (not Lena)

Posted by: Abandon ship! at April 17, 2017 01:40 PM (v1g1+)

495 If the Norks fire a missle at Japan and actually hits Japan, expect the re-emergence of bushido.

Posted by: Soona at April 17, 2017 01:41 PM (Fmupd)

496 "The dog can't read, he doesn't care."

What public High School does he go to?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 17, 2017 01:42 PM (J+eG2)

497 Even a die-hard chubby chaser wouldn't hit that

Posted by: The Deplorables at April 17, 2017 02:14 PM (t5SJk)

498 Oh dear God.

Posted by: KentAllard at April 17, 2017 02:18 PM (TQw9b)

499 Now I know how the whale that suddenly appeared over Magrathea felt.

Posted by: Arthur Dent at April 17, 2017 02:21 PM (6+NLV)

500 @498:

It's full of stars ....

Posted by: Dave Bowman at April 17, 2017 02:25 PM (6+NLV)

501 185 Antifa girl: La Pasionara until someone hits back, then Shirley Temple.

Posted by: richard mcenroe at April 17, 2017 02:43 PM (JkSZW)

502 473 new American ships are a she or he depending on which side of the International Dating Line they cross over to.

Posted by: richard mcenroe at April 17, 2017 02:50 PM (JkSZW)

503 We're gonna need a bigger bomb casing.

Posted by: Sven at April 17, 2017 03:32 PM (5rmvo)

504 I thought biological weapons were verboten

Posted by: Tolly Bon at April 17, 2017 03:45 PM (t4Z+6)

505 Look very carefully at that nosecone and I think you'll see another thing that scares the enemy.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at April 17, 2017 04:38 PM (LeUrG)

506 My eyes, my eyes!

Posted by: Jim Thorpe at April 17, 2017 09:14 PM (0kKDJ)

507 Brings a whole new meaning to the Mass in WMD.

Posted by: Captain Ned at April 17, 2017 09:30 PM (WI6nT)

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