Suspected Murderer of Border Patrol Agent Brian Terry Arrested

It'll be interesting to hear how he got the Fast and Furious program gun.

The cartel member suspected of shooting and killing Border Patrol agent Brian Terry in 2010 with a gun supplied by the U.S. government was arrested in Mexico Wednesday, senior law enforcement, Border Patrol, and congressional sources told Fox News.
The suspect, Heraclio Osorio-Arellanes, was apprehended by a joint U.S.-Mexico law enforcement task force that included the Drug Enforcement Administration, U.S. Marshals and the Border Patrol Tactical Unit (BORTAC).
A $250,000 reward had been sought for information leading to the arrest of Osorio-Arellanes, who was captured at a ranch on the border of the Mexican states of Sinaloa and Chihuahua. U.S. authorities have said they will seek his extradition.
Terry was killed on Dec. 14, 2010 in a gunfight between Border Patrol agents and members of a five-man cartel "rip crew," which regularly patrolled the desert along the U.S.-Mexico border looking for drug dealers to rob.

Posted by: Ace at 06:35 PM

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1 Clitorectomy starting above the neck?

Posted by: Bosk at April 13, 2017 06:28 PM (n2K+4)

2 This looks oddly familiar.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 13, 2017 06:29 PM (Hxbwp)

3 We have one giant grey box.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 13, 2017 06:29 PM (u8Ywb)

4 It's awfully gray in here.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at April 13, 2017 06:30 PM (72PAC)

5 My friends, we have nothing to fear with Barack Obama in the White House

Posted by: John McCain at April 13, 2017 06:30 PM (DpOmP)

6 you mean he wasn't killed by a YouTube video???

Posted by: Ambassador Stevens at April 13, 2017 06:30 PM (DpOmP)

7 Dark comments allowed?

Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2017 06:31 PM (Ot7+c)

8 Would they actually be "looking for drug dealers to rob"? Aren't there very few customers out in the wasteland? I assume they were drug smugglers.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 13, 2017 06:31 PM (Hxbwp)

9 Strange how the Barak administration couldn't catch him, or didn't want to maybe.

Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2017 06:32 PM (Ot7+c)

10 No habla! No entiendo nada!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 13, 2017 06:32 PM (FVieh)

11 This would have happened had I been coronated. Hic!

Posted by: Hillary 2020! at April 13, 2017 06:32 PM (S8ozK)

12 Feeeeeeeed my eyes....caaaaan you sew them shut?

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 13, 2017 06:32 PM (uuwor)

13 Now Eric, you assured me Tahiti is non-extradition...

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at April 13, 2017 06:32 PM (DpOmP)

14 Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 13, 2017 06:31 PM (Hxbwp)

I think you're correct on the drug dealers vs drug smugglers.

But what do I know. I'll continue commenting though.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 13, 2017 06:33 PM (u8Ywb)

15 We like it !

Posted by: BLM at April 13, 2017 06:33 PM (UFHDz)

16 The chain of evidence should be a scandal.

Posted by: 80's music fan at April 13, 2017 06:33 PM (HCnEB)

17 Yo quiero hablar con Timoteo Kaine!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 13, 2017 06:33 PM (FVieh)

18 The thing is nothing will happen except that we will be paying Heraclio's room and board for the next few years and then they'll probably let him go.

Posted by: freaked at April 13, 2017 06:33 PM (BO/km)

19
Eric Holder is free as a bird. If there is justice in this world he would be XXXXXX (redacted).

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2017 06:34 PM (mbhDw)

20 why do all you wing nuts like to keep re-litigating the past???

Posted by: Karl Rove at April 13, 2017 06:34 PM (DpOmP)

21 Besides "It's just a penis".

Posted by: freaked at April 13, 2017 06:34 PM (BO/km)

22 Trump needs to get Mexico to indict Holder. I think I would literally die laughing when he got extradited.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 13, 2017 06:35 PM (Hxbwp)

23

Posted by: Ace at 06:35 PM

Anomaly status [X] spotted.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2017 06:35 PM (mbhDw)

24 Would not know about any of the F&F details if it hadn't been for the hard work of the Dutchman. Raise a glass in his memory sometime.

Trump has the authority to release the real dirt that was witheld by executive privilege. Some papers were recently ruled as wrongly held but Trump has the power to put Holder and ODonough(?) and maybe even Barry in jail over this. Wonder what he will do?

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at April 13, 2017 06:35 PM (Mu3ET)

25 Perdone me, are joo yewsing the beench press? Gracias, muchacho!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 13, 2017 06:35 PM (FVieh)

26 What sucks about this is Terry died protecting Mexican drug smugglers.

Amongst other reasons why it sucks.

Posted by: Chupacabra at April 13, 2017 06:35 PM (9/YlV)

27 Not sure if all the hip 29 year olds like Ace will recognize Alice in Chains lyrics.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 13, 2017 06:35 PM (uuwor)

28 Common sense gun control would have prevented this needless tragedy!
In protest, I will remain in Tahiti for another month!

Posted by: AKA Barry Soetoro at April 13, 2017 06:36 PM (qJhUV)

29 this gray reminds me of wisconsin.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 13, 2017 06:36 PM (KP5rU)

30 Ace, when you fix the HTML tags you may want to fix the headline as well. Terry was US Border Patrol. It was the ATF that gave the guns to the cartel.

Posted by: Shivv at April 13, 2017 06:36 PM (K0gFD)

31 '

Remove that period and you're golden.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2017 06:36 PM (mbhDw)

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 13, 2017 06:37 PM (FVieh)

33 So when will Barry be stateside again?

Does he keep Secret Service protection for life if he stays away?

Posted by: 80's music fan at April 13, 2017 06:37 PM (HCnEB)

34
I saw a story earlier that PDT will be increasing the Border Patrol by 5,000 men.

Good.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2017 06:37 PM (mbhDw)

35 Remarkable how soon into Trump's presidency people like this guy and the clitorectomy doctor are getting pinched. It's almost as if they were being protected before. Nahhhh.

Posted by: gewa76 at April 13, 2017 06:37 PM (f4GSC)

Posted by: 50 shades DARKER at April 13, 2017 06:38 PM (UFHDz)

37 It'll be interesting to hear how he got the Fast and Furious program gun.

They were given away, by the dem GOTV orgs, as enticements to illegals to get them to register to vote.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 13, 2017 06:38 PM (zc3Db)

38 Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean

I've been 29 for over 30 years now.

Posted by: The Man in the Box at April 13, 2017 06:38 PM (Mu3ET)

39 Mas mejor!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 13, 2017 06:39 PM (FVieh)

40 This like Federal Agents putting Al Capone on their payroll

Posted by: Elliot Ness at April 13, 2017 06:39 PM (DpOmP)

41 34: Sefton, did you mention Muscle Shoals yesterday? If so, thanks. It was great.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 13, 2017 06:39 PM (KP5rU)

42 Hey my eyes are better now.

World seems a much brighter place.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at April 13, 2017 06:40 PM (72PAC)

43 I can see clearly now the gray has gone.

Posted by: We can crash in my Nash at April 13, 2017 06:40 PM (BO/km)

44 In a surprising moment of truthiness five years ago, Jon Stewart did an honest and informative piece on Operation Fast and Furious:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvLU7ob7mwA

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 13, 2017 06:41 PM (SIY7D)

45 It'll be interesting to hear how he got the Fast and Furious program gun.

Que?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2017 06:41 PM (uh5kC)

46 41 34: Sefton, did you mention Muscle Shoals yesterday? If so, thanks. It was great.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 13, 2017 06:39 PM (KP5rU)

I did for sure, probably others. Yes that is an amazing story on many levels.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2017 06:41 PM (mbhDw)

47 39 Mas mejor!!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 13, 2017 06:39 PM (FVieh)

My mechanic told me to stop saying mas mejor. He told me to say mucho mejor.

I only know a little Spanish and I speak more Spanglish.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 13, 2017 06:42 PM (u8Ywb)

48 did you mention Muscle Shoals yesterday?

times are gettin' better
there I'm told...

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 13, 2017 06:42 PM (Hxbwp)

49 Haven't been this proud of my box since Wheaties '76!

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at April 13, 2017 06:42 PM (S8ozK)

50 49 Haven't been this proud of my box since Wheaties '76!
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at April 13, 2017 06:42 PM (S8ozK)

Robyn Byrd Hardest Hit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2017 06:43 PM (mbhDw)

51 We don't need to be able to track them, we just need to be able to prove that American Guns caused the murders!

Posted by: Eric Holder at April 13, 2017 06:43 PM (jTtIQ)

52 Bad news for bam my if thus guy singa. Lying Loretta and Evil Eric aren't around to I offer him a Pardon to keep his mouth shut.

Posted by: Blindside1973 at April 13, 2017 06:43 PM (os5tU)

53 Que?
Posted by: Amy Schumer

Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2017 06:44 PM (uh5kC)

54 Robyn Byrd Hardest Hit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2017 06:43 PM (mbhDw)

LOL.

I don't think more than 4% of the horde will get that. ... Though ace certainly will.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 13, 2017 06:44 PM (zc3Db)

55 Haven't been this proud of my box since Wheaties '76!

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at April 13, 2017 06:42 PM (S8ozK)

Feels just like home!

Posted by: 1976 Wheaties Box Weevils at April 13, 2017 06:45 PM (0deF2)

56 Sefton, did you mention Muscle Shoals yesterday? If so, thanks. It was great.

Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers
And they've been known to pick a song or two
Lord they get me off so much
They pick me up when I'm feeling blue
Now how bout you?

Posted by: Zombie Van Zant at April 13, 2017 06:45 PM (f4GSC)

57 50 49 Haven't been this proud of my box since Wheaties '76!
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at April 13, 2017 06:42 PM (S8ozK)

Robyn Byrd Hardest Hit.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2017 06:43 PM (mbhDw)

I had no idea who Robin Byrd was. The more you know.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 13, 2017 06:45 PM (u8Ywb)

58 >>I saw a story earlier that PDT will be increasing the Border Patrol by 5,000 men.

Tiajuana Donkey Show Futures are Up!

Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2017 06:45 PM (jTtIQ)

59 Yo quiero hablar con Timoteo Kaine!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 13, 2017 06:33 PM (FVieh)

To which, I answer, in my most eloquent English, Fuck Off and Die, you Beaner fucks.

Sick of this shit..............

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at April 13, 2017 06:45 PM (K9oqL)

60 You'd almost think there would be an exodus out of DC with all that's being exposed, but what would this people do for work?

Posted by: Maritime at April 13, 2017 06:45 PM (R4okM)

61 I am pretty sure that there is absolute immunity for Holder and Obama on this.

So yeah get Mexico to indict.

Posted by: blaster at April 13, 2017 06:45 PM (qfzh9)

62
Let it rain, let it pour, let it rain a whole lot more
'Cause I got them deep river blues
Let the rain drive right on, let the waves sweep along
'Cause I got them deep river blues

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 13, 2017 06:45 PM (Hxbwp)

63
My old gal's a good old pal, and she looks like a water fowl
When I get them deep river blues
Ain't no one to cry for me, and the fish all go out on a spree
When I get them deep river blues

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 13, 2017 06:46 PM (Hxbwp)

64
Give me back my old boat, I'm gonna sail if she'll float
'Cause I got them deep river blues
I'm goin' back to Muscle Shoals, times are better there I'm told
'Cause I got them deep river blues

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 13, 2017 06:46 PM (Hxbwp)

65 Sefton, did you mention Muscle Shoals yesterday? If so, thanks. It was great.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 13, 2017 06:39 PM (KP5rU)

The bath house on 12th Avenue?

Dude...keep that stuff private!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 13, 2017 06:46 PM (rF0hx)

66 Somebody better be going to jail over this.

Posted by: ALH at April 13, 2017 06:47 PM (Z56vq)

67 I'll bet ShitMidas was looking for this guy real hard like, but it was only bad luck that they weren't able to track him down until Trump took office.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 13, 2017 06:47 PM (7AYcm)

68
If my boat sinks with me, I'll go down, don't you see
'Cause I got them deep river blues
Now I'm gonna say goodbye, and if I sink, just let me die
'Cause I got them deep river blues

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 13, 2017 06:47 PM (Hxbwp)

69 54 Robyn Byrd Hardest Hit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2017 06:43 PM (mbhDw)

LOL.

I don't think more than 4% of the horde will get that. ... Though ace certainly will.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 13, 2017 06:44 PM (zc3Db)

The word "box" in the context made the reference a natural.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2017 06:47 PM (mbhDw)

70 Tiajuana Donkey Show Futures are Up!
Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2017 06:45 PM (jTtIQ)

Pikers............... *laughs a lot*

Posted by: Olongapo at April 13, 2017 06:47 PM (K9oqL)

71
Let it rain, let it pour, let it rain a whole lot more
'Cause I got them deep river blues
Let the rain drive right on, let the waves sweep along
'Cause I got them deep river blues.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 13, 2017 06:48 PM (Hxbwp)

72 22 Trump needs to get Mexico to indict Holder. I think I would literally die laughing when he got extradited.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 13, 2017 06:35 PM (Hxbwp)

---------------

What an excellent idea.

Posted by: Soona at April 13, 2017 06:48 PM (Fmupd)

73 Rats. Looks like I missed the big foreskin thread.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 13, 2017 06:48 PM (7AYcm)

74 Presto change-o. Much better.

Posted by: 80's music fan at April 13, 2017 06:48 PM (HCnEB)

75 Tiajuana Donkey Show Futures are Up!
Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2017 06:45 PM (jTtIQ)

"Will Mr. John Ola and Senator Pat Geary please pick up the courtesy phone . . ."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2017 06:49 PM (mbhDw)

76 I will be more excited when I see Holder in leg irons.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 13, 2017 06:50 PM (fqERy)

77 I'm feeling all conspiracy today.

Seems weird they caught him so quickly after the DOJ was taken out of Obama's hands.

Posted by: Dang at April 13, 2017 06:50 PM (8b+oT)

78 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2017 06:47 PM (mbhDw)

You think I would know better than to do a search on anything you guys post that I'm unfamiliar with.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 13, 2017 06:50 PM (u8Ywb)

79 Strange how the Barak administration couldn't catch him, or didn't want to maybe.

Posted by: Skip

So many strange occurrences happening. People actually doing the job they are paid to do.

It's a head scratcher.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 13, 2017 06:51 PM (HTdUD)

80 60 You'd almost think there would be an exodus out of DC with all that's being exposed, but what would this people do for work?

Posted by: Maritime at April 13, 2017 06:45 PM (R4okM)

Something, somewhere will save them!

The superior intellect, perhaps, or the army of limp dick protestors.

Any minute someone will come through that door and save them!

Problem is the person coming through that door is likely going to be wearing a uniform with a badge and handcuffs.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 13, 2017 06:51 PM (4ErVI)

81 Remember "90% of Mexican criminals get their guns from the US?" I remember it well. It's amazing how quickly that meme stopped when Fast and Furious came to light.

I hope someone in major media will tell the truth about this. It was all an effort by Barky and Holder to pass more restrictive gun control.

They're fucking criminals.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 13, 2017 06:52 PM (97XyN)

82 Trump said that no one believed Susan Rice. Hope she gets some hard time.

Posted by: ALH at April 13, 2017 06:53 PM (Z56vq)

83 The murdering fucking guy was hiding in plain sight all along like an attorney general, or something.

Posted by: Fritz at April 13, 2017 06:53 PM (MF/hn)

84 ...but what would these people do?

There are only so many glory holes in the greater DC area.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 13, 2017 06:53 PM (fqERy)

85 There's Muscle Shoals and Wrecking Crew.

Also, 20 Feet From Stardom about back-up singers, and Standing in the Shadows of Motown, about the Motown house band The Funk Brothers who have never gotten the recognition they deserved, especially James Jamerson

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 13, 2017 06:53 PM (SIY7D)

86 35 Remarkable how soon into Trump's presidency people like this guy and the clitorectomy doctor are getting pinched. It's almost as if they were being protected before. Nahhhh.

And apparently a lot of pedophiles too. A local righty radio talk show guy did a show a few weeks back about the huge ramp-up of investigations and arrests of pedophiles since PDT took office, although I haven't seen anything about this in the national news.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 13, 2017 06:54 PM (ul9CR)

87 Fritz- There in lies the problem. Just like Bin Laden.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 13, 2017 06:55 PM (05GC1)

88
Thank God

Posted by: ThunderB at April 13, 2017 06:55 PM (AxNKq)

89 35 Remarkable how soon into Trump's presidency people like this guy and the clitorectomy doctor are getting pinched. It's almost as if they were being protected before. Nahhhh.

Yeah. New broom sweeping clean, and all that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 13, 2017 06:56 PM (SRKgf)

90 Hmmm... Law and Order. Where have I heard that phrase before? Bueller? Bueller?

And please, folks, no more catch and release. The hook leaves a nasty scar and they are harder to catch the next time.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 13, 2017 06:56 PM (cm1Bl)

91 A local righty radio talk show guy did a show a few
weeks back about the huge ramp-up of investigations and arrests of
pedophiles since PDT took office, although I haven't seen anything about
this in the national news.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 13, 2017 06:54 PM (ul9CR)

The MFM are still chasing PDT's "tweet squirrels"....

Posted by: Black-eyed Reid at April 13, 2017 06:56 PM (8iiMU)

92 Erin Burnett all wee weed up over MOAB.

They dropped the biggest bomb since Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Think about it.

Please. 1/1000th of a Hiroshima.

Posted by: blaster at April 13, 2017 06:56 PM (qfzh9)

93 >>>And apparently a lot of pedophiles too. A local righty radio talk show guy did a show a few weeks back about the huge ramp-up of investigations and arrests of pedophiles since PDT took office, although I haven't seen anything about this in the national news.

Because it's not true.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 13, 2017 06:57 PM (RrhD2)

94 Ouch, pedo sock off!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, happy that the World Series Champion Cubs beat the trolley Dodgers today at April 13, 2017 06:57 PM (8iiMU)

95 Glen Campbell was in the Wrecking Crew.

Man, could he play that guitar:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/h8z89z5

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 13, 2017 06:57 PM (ul9CR)

96 The MFM are still chasing PDT's "tweet squirrels"....

Posted by: Black-eyed Reid at April 13, 2017 06:56 PM (8iiMU)

The MFM may continue to beclown themselves and nobody is really gonna care, so long as the murdering asshats, raping asshats, illegals and genital mutilators are rounded up, locked up and summarily deported or shot. Hanged is good, too. Begone filth.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 13, 2017 06:57 PM (cm1Bl)

97

Its almost like the rest of the world has figured out not to fuck with us

Wonder why

Posted by: ThunderB at April 13, 2017 06:57 PM (AxNKq)

98 OT, via NBC:

The U.S. is prepared to launch a preemptive strike with conventional
weapons against North Korea should officials become convinced that North
Korea is about to follow through with a nuclear weapons test, multiple
senior U.S. intelligence officials told NBC News.

Posted by: shibumi at April 13, 2017 06:58 PM (FkAXz)

99 78 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2017 06:47 PM (mbhDw)

You think I would know better than to do a search on anything you guys post that I'm unfamiliar with.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 13, 2017 06:50 PM (u8Ywb)

She was a local star on pubic, er, public access back in the 80s, when cable TV was sort of like college radio.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2017 06:59 PM (mbhDw)

100 I'm guessing the MOAB is American Made.

I say we drop a bunch more of them.

Or, is Erin Burnett against American Jobs?

Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2017 06:59 PM (jTtIQ)

101

Welp. Time to pray

Posted by: ThunderB at April 13, 2017 06:59 PM (AxNKq)

102 And Holder is still guilty as Hell and free as a bird.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 13, 2017 07:00 PM (mpXpK)

103 98 OT, via NBC:

The U.S. is prepared to launch a preemptive strike with conventional
weapons against North Korea should officials become convinced that North
Korea is about to follow through with a nuclear weapons test, multiple
senior U.S. intelligence officials told NBC News.

Posted by: shibumi at April 13, 2017 06:58 PM (FkAXz)

Why Xi no pick up telephone?

Posted by: Kim Jong Un at April 13, 2017 07:00 PM (4ErVI)

104 We may never know the full extent of the crimes committed by the Obama administration.

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at April 13, 2017 07:01 PM (UrN3U)

105
99 78 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2017 06:47 PM (mbhDw)

You think I would know better than to do a search on anything you guys post that I'm unfamiliar with.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 13, 2017 06:50 PM (u8Ywb)

She was a local star on pubic, er, public access back in the 80s, when cable TV was sort of like college radio.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2017 06:59 PM (mbhDw)

I'd really never heard of her. Now the sketch on SNL makes sense.

When I read the name I thought oh, here is someone else important that I've never heard of.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 13, 2017 07:01 PM (u8Ywb)

106 92
Please. 1/1000th of a Hiroshima.
Posted by: blaster at April 13, 2017 06:56 PM (qfzh9)

I always thought in the back of mind that someone should be doing some sort of research into making a weapon as powerful as, say a MOAB but only as heavy/large as like a 100 lb. bomb of WW2 vintage. Or give a .22 cal bullet the hitting power of an 88 mm shell.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2017 07:01 PM (mbhDw)

107 multiple
told NBC News.

Posted by: shibumi at April 13, 2017 06:58 PM (FkAXz)

I think there are far too many "senior U.S. intelligence officials" that need to be unmasked and dealt with rather harshly!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 13, 2017 07:01 PM (gwPgz)

108

***Xi to Lil Kim****

"Why you make sex to me!!!!!!"

Posted by: ThunderB at April 13, 2017 07:02 PM (AxNKq)

109 105
When I read the name I thought oh, here is someone else important that I've never heard of.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 13, 2017 07:01 PM (u8Ywb)

Important?! LOL! Meh, that said, she has more talent, gravitas and personality than at least half of Hollywood and virtually all of DC.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2017 07:02 PM (mbhDw)

110 My plan for the border fence- We annex a 70 mile deep and 2,000 mile wide area in Mexico. No Texas ranchers will be harmed by this plan.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 13, 2017 07:02 PM (05GC1)

111 "The U.S. is prepared to launch a preemptive strike with conventional weapons against North Korea"

If true, they must have calculated that they can suppress Nork counterfire at near 100%.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 13, 2017 07:02 PM (97XyN)

112 "Glen Campbell was in the Wrecking Crew."

It's how Sonny met Cher.

It's a great documentary but it ignores the crazy old guy who started it all, Phil Spector. It was he who invented the Wall of Sound using a collection of LA musicians -- this is the very early 60s -- and his success led to others hiring the same musicians, what became known as the Wrecking Crew.

Brian Wilson's kids have said that he'd listen to "Be My Baby" one hundred times a day, for days on end. Hal Blaine is the drummer who does that great kick-off. (I confess to having once listened to it 20 times in a row)

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 13, 2017 07:02 PM (SIY7D)

113 I always thought in the back of mind that someone
should be doing some sort of research into making a weapon as powerful
as, say a MOAB but only as heavy/large as like a 100 lb. bomb of WW2
vintage. Or give a .22 cal bullet the hitting power of an 88 mm shell.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2017 07:01 PM (mbhDw)

And antimatter bomb. Just like on Star Trek.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 13, 2017 07:03 PM (8iiMU)

114 senior U.S. intelligence officials told NBC News.

Posted by: shibumi at April 13, 2017 06:58 PM (FkAXz)

Oops!

I think there are far too many "senior U.S. intelligence officials" that need to be unmasked and dealt with rather harshly!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 13, 2017 07:03 PM (gwPgz)

115 113
And antimatter bomb. Just like on Star Trek.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 13, 2017 07:03 PM (8iiMU)

It's a snap!

1) get antimatter
2) ?
3) profit!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2017 07:03 PM (mbhDw)

116 Mi nombre esta ¡Jeb! de los Planetta Enchilada. Me transporta a votra honcho di capo.

Posted by: ¡Jeb! at April 13, 2017 07:04 PM (7T8jT)

117 If true, they must have calculated that they can suppress Nork counterfire at near 100%.

I don't think I'd hang around Seoul.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 13, 2017 07:04 PM (Hxbwp)

118

"It'll be interesting to hear how he got the Fast and Furious program gun."

Ruh-roh,,,

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 13, 2017 07:04 PM (NbRJx)

119 "The U.S. is prepared to launch a preemptive strike with conventional weapons against North Korea"

The Norks are dug in deeper than a determined tick.

Conventional weapons just aren't going to do all that much.

As for their rumored nuclear device test, I am wondering if this is the test series where Pyongyang attempts to go thermonuclear.

The Pakis (who rely on warhead designs of comparable engineering lineage) have tried to join the H-bomb club themselves and apparently failed, with a "fizzle" yield.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 13, 2017 07:04 PM (noWW6)

120 Posted by: Ben Had at April 13, 2017 07:02 PM (05GC1)

I like it! That's thinking bigly!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 13, 2017 07:04 PM (gwPgz)

121 Jeebus CNN is all Trump will not say whether he authorized MOAB.

Scandal!

Posted by: blaster at April 13, 2017 07:04 PM (MVVO/)

122 Brian Wilson's kids have said that he'd listen to "Be My Baby" one hundred times a day, for days on end. Hal Blaine is the drummer who does that great kick-off. (I confess to having once listened to it 20 times in a row)
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 13, 2017 07:02 PM (SIY7D)

I now have an ear worm.

Be my
Be my baby.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 13, 2017 07:04 PM (u8Ywb)

123

Well

Maybe they want it to leak. To deter Kim

Posted by: ThunderB at April 13, 2017 07:04 PM (AxNKq)

124 Posted by: blaster at April 13, 2017 06:56 PM (qfzh9)

Surprisingly, the WoW chat channels were full of "Yay, Trump!" and "Boom!" when I logged on.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 13, 2017 07:05 PM (sEDyY)

125 think there are far too many "senior U.S. intelligence officials" that need to be unmasked and dealt with rather harshly!
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 13, 2017 07:03 PM (gwPgz)

I know, right?

Posted by: Tommy Vietor, noted retard, FAG at April 13, 2017 07:05 PM (K9oqL)

126 112 Posted by: Ignoramus at April 13, 2017 07:02 PM (SIY7D)

Larry Knechtel was on keyboards. He played the piano on Johnny Rivers "Rockin' Pneumonia" and to my ear, it's the greatest rock and roll piano chart ever recorded. Including Jerry Lee Lewis.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2017 07:05 PM (mbhDw)

127 Gotta Love Ronnie Spector and the Ronettes

Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2017 07:06 PM (jTtIQ)

128 I always thought in the back of mind that someone should be doing some sort of research into making a weapon as powerful as, say a MOAB but only as heavy/large as like a 100 lb. bomb of WW2 vintage. Or give a .22 cal bullet the hitting power of an 88 mm shell.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2017 07:01 PM (mbhDw)

Short answer: probably not as long as we're using nitrogen-based explosive. They're energetic, but there's a limit.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 13, 2017 07:06 PM (8nWyX)

129 119 "fizzle" yield.
Posted by: torquewrench at April 13, 2017 07:04 PM (noWW6)

Fo-shizzle, my fissile fizzle nizzle.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2017 07:06 PM (mbhDw)

130 "I don't think I'd hang around Seoul."

No kidding. You know the ROK has a very thorough plan to get everyone out of Seoul. I wonder how long it would take.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 13, 2017 07:06 PM (97XyN)

131
Surprisingly, the WoW chat channels were full of "Yay, Trump!" and "Boom!" when I logged on.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 13, 2017 07:05 PM (sEDyY)

My corner of EVE's New Eden is relatively politics free, except for the one "Make EVE Great Again!" space station....

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 13, 2017 07:07 PM (8iiMU)

132 Fo-shizzle, my fissile fizzle nizzle.

If your fissile is fizzling I'd prefer not to be within a few thousand miles of you.

Posted by: JEM at April 13, 2017 07:07 PM (TppKb)

133 How can anybody take any action on this murder when the people responsible are above the law?

Obama and Holder could have shot Terry on national tv and half of America and the media would have applauded their marksmanship.

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at April 13, 2017 07:07 PM (UrN3U)

134 Rub Her Seoul was probably the Beatles best record.

Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2017 07:08 PM (jTtIQ)

135 130 "I don't think I'd hang around Seoul."

No kidding. You know the ROK has a very thorough plan to get everyone out of Seoul. I wonder how long it would take.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 13, 2017 07:06 PM (97XyN)

A city of how many million people? My guess is that many will be heading for subway stations and basements.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2017 07:08 PM (mbhDw)

136 This is old news. The GOP tried and failed to smear Obama with this.
The real story today is Trump's resort was slapped with 13 health violations in January including an incorrectly set walk-in temperature and cooking fish to order less than well done. The posh Trump kitchen scrambled to pass the follow-up inspection and after Trump gained office, mysteriously "corrected" the health issues.
We continue to investigate the illegitimate resort chef.

Posted by: This is CNN at April 13, 2017 07:08 PM (Mu3ET)

137 We got a lot of servicemen over there

Pray for them

Posted by: ThunderB at April 13, 2017 07:08 PM (AxNKq)

138 Lets also not forget how this crap got started. Recall Scankles and Obama dreamed this up to embarrass gun store sales to make bad press for gun rights advocates and it back fired. Remember when Obama told some group he had some "plans" in this area.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 13, 2017 07:08 PM (mpXpK)

139 I always thought in the back of mind that someone should be doing some sort of research into making a weapon as powerful as, say a MOAB but only as heavy/large as like a 100 lb. bomb of WW2 vintage. Or give a .22 cal bullet the hitting power of an 88 mm shell.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2017 07:01 PM (mbhDw)

I'm your huckleberry.

Posted by: Davy Crockett at April 13, 2017 07:08 PM (0deF2)

140 134 Rub Her Seoul was probably the Beatles best record.
Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2017 07:08 PM (jTtIQ)

Margaret Cho Ono.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2017 07:08 PM (mbhDw)

141 This is the story of the USA post election.

Posted by: Long Night, Short Night.... An Orgasmic Tale of Woe at April 13, 2017 07:08 PM (CNkLk)

142 The Norks are dug in deeper than a determined tick.

Or my Chihuahua-mix, who'll crawl up your pants leg if it's loose enough, and scratch the crap out of your leg trying if it isn't.

Posted by: JEM at April 13, 2017 07:09 PM (TppKb)

143 Jug Ears and Ayers are in Tahiti, scrambling to come up with a new chapter in their book. How Fast and Furious was Shrub's idea and there isn't a smidgen of evidence that him or Holder were involved.

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at April 13, 2017 07:09 PM (S4Y8E)

144 Has anyone threatened North Korea with a preemptive strike?

I know I've heard people who were in the military back in the 1990s say that Clinton was prepared to take them down until Jimmy Carter swept in to save the day. Staging was supposedly going on.

The fact we're hearing about the possibility of a preemptive strike makes me think it's not going to happen. No one was saying anything before Trump hit Syria and dropping the MOAB.

It could always be something like this:

"Is there going to be a preemptive strike?"

"Yes."

"When?"

"It happened thirty minutes ago."

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 13, 2017 07:09 PM (4ErVI)

145 I saw Ronnie Spector a few months ago. She's in great form

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 13, 2017 07:09 PM (SIY7D)

146 Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 13, 2017 07:07 PM (8iiMU)

It tends to be pretty mixed on the Hellscream server. I generally turn off chat when the talk gets political. If I want politics I come *here*.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 13, 2017 07:09 PM (sEDyY)

147 >.Margaret Cho Ono.

None played the Zither better.

Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2017 07:09 PM (jTtIQ)

148 South Korea has a larger army than the US. And tons of good US provided equipment.

Fat Boy will not fire up Seoul.

Posted by: blaster at April 13, 2017 07:09 PM (MVVO/)

149 It's a snap!

1) get antimatter
2) ?
3) profit!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

It's all over the universe. Maybe 49.99999999% at some point of the big-bang process.

But I wouldn't suggest finding any.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 13, 2017 07:10 PM (HTdUD)

150 Hard to believe we would actually fire on the Norks.

Personally I don't have a good instinct on what we should or should not be doing.

Posted by: Max Power at April 13, 2017 07:10 PM (q177U)

151 Posted by: Black-eyed Reid at April 13, 2017 06:56 PM (8iiMU)

Typical, the sock lures you in with the promise of fun and games, but before you know it you're trapped in its van.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 13, 2017 07:10 PM (6FqZa)

152 garrett- everytime someone posts "rons/'ettes I automatically hear 'Da do run run, Da do run run.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 13, 2017 07:10 PM (05GC1)

153 Isn't a coup a better way of handling Fat Boy.

Make his generals understand that otherwise they each have a Tomahawk aimed at their back

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 13, 2017 07:10 PM (SIY7D)

154 We got a shit load of airmen and soldiers over there

Posted by: ThunderB at April 13, 2017 07:11 PM (AxNKq)

155 No kidding. You know the ROK has a very thorough plan to get everyone out of Seoul. I wonder how long it would take.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 13, 2017 07:06 PM (97XyN)

That HAS to be the prime consideration here. Seoul would be completely wasted and there is no way to stop that.

Reduced? Sure. But, by how much? There is beyond a metric shit-ton of Arty ready to launch on Seoul.

.....and So. K would NOT be liking that at all.

Regardless, of reasons.

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at April 13, 2017 07:11 PM (K9oqL)

156 The Norks are dug in deeper than a determined tick.
====

Go deeper.

I enjoy a challenge.

Posted by: MOAB at April 13, 2017 07:11 PM (UrN3U)

157
When I read the name I thought oh, here is someone else important that I've never heard of.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 13, 2017 07:01 PM (u8Ywb)

Heh, You youngens.

Posted by: Infidel at April 13, 2017 07:11 PM (uKRys)

158 148 South Korea has a larger army than the US. And tons of good US provided equipment.

Fat Boy will not fire up Seoul.

Posted by: blaster at April 13, 2017 07:09 PM (MVVO/)

I've heard that the NorK artillery is zeroed in on the DMZ minefields and once they blast through (they think) they'll just send waves of soldiers rampaging south.

And then the ChiCom Army invades from the north and Pyongyang is out the ying-yang.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2017 07:12 PM (mbhDw)

159 China will stop Fat Boy.

They don't want to look like pussies that have to have Trump take care of their dirty work.

Posted by: blaster at April 13, 2017 07:12 PM (MVVO/)

160 But I wouldn't suggest finding any.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 13, 2017 07:10 PM (HTdUD)

Handling with latex gloves won't work!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 13, 2017 07:12 PM (8iiMU)

161 We got a shit load of airmen and soldiers over there

I've got a shit load of seamen over here!

Posted by: Barry in Tahiti at April 13, 2017 07:12 PM (oVJmc)

162

China should kill him

Posted by: ThunderB at April 13, 2017 07:12 PM (AxNKq)

163 Fast and Furious, follow the money.

Posted by: davidt at April 13, 2017 07:12 PM (XoldI)

164 "South Korea has a larger army than the US."

And they're fine soldiers. I suspect that when the fight starts, the world will be amazed at just how good they are.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 13, 2017 07:13 PM (97XyN)

165 Reduced? Sure. But, by how much? There is beyond a metric shit-ton of Arty ready to launch on Seoul.

THAT could probably be dealt with conventionally if you were prepared to launch a serious first-strike.

You can only dig in a tube so far.

Posted by: JEM at April 13, 2017 07:13 PM (TppKb)

166 I'm feeling all conspiracy today.

Seems weird they caught him so quickly after the DOJ was taken out of Obama's hands.
Posted by: Dang

You don't have to be conspiritorial or paranoid to have noticed over the past 8 years where Obama's sympathies lie.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 13, 2017 07:13 PM (uyMAA)

167
We should use mustard gas on the NorKs. Oh, wait a second . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2017 07:14 PM (mbhDw)

168 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE BARRY OBAMA IS GETTING SPLIT OPEN BY A MEXICAN DONKEY

Posted by: Ren Boethleisbiergier at April 13, 2017 07:14 PM (JEAID)

169 So I don't have to go back in the thread, what is the name of the famous female from back in the day that you all are discussing?

Posted by: ALH at April 13, 2017 07:14 PM (Z56vq)

170 There will be no preemptive strike on the Norks.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 13, 2017 07:15 PM (FVieh)

171 Personally I don't have a good instinct on what we should or should not be doing.

Posted by: Max Power at April 13, 2017 07:10 PM (q177U)

That's why we're where we are at now.

Kicking the can down the road is usually a bad idea.

I read a couple of days ago that made it all crystal clear, though.

We used to have nukes in South Korea. Then they took them out around 1992 as part of that peace dividend when the USSR collapsed.

What happened then? The Norks kicked up the nuclear weapons program and we had the 1994 crisis. And ever since it's been a shit show. The Norks used to cause lots of problems, but it was regional. They tried to kill the president of South Korea with a commando attack, hijinks on the DMZ, an airliner blown up, kidnappings. Once those nukes were gone they ramped up all the bad things.

It's almost like they took us taking those nukes out of South Korea as a sign to cause as many problems as possible. Funny how that happens, right?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 13, 2017 07:15 PM (4ErVI)

172 >>>China will stop Fat Boy.

Cheiner will come.

Posted by: Adolf Trumpler at April 13, 2017 07:15 PM (uyMAA)

173 Ha, Lou Dobb's always plugs a poll question on his twitster. the question is always worded to produce a 90% skew one way. Silly and useless.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 13, 2017 07:16 PM (8iiMU)

174 Dobbs just made Bushbot Bolton cry like a little girl. I am so glad Trump fired him before he was hired. Just Fvcking go away already.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 13, 2017 07:16 PM (fqERy)

175 Robyn Byrd, the freak show of bygone days.

Posted by: Infidel at April 13, 2017 07:16 PM (uKRys)

176 We should use mustard gas on the NorKs. Oh, wait a second . . .

A good-sized mustard bomb might be enough to season half Kim Jong Un's lunch.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 13, 2017 07:16 PM (6FqZa)

177 mistakes were made, but no prosecutor would ever bring charges based upon this sort of evidence.

Posted by: Director Comey at April 13, 2017 07:16 PM (serBz)

178 >>
We should use mustard gas on the NorKs. Oh, wait a second . . .

Let China do it. Chinese Mustard Gas is a lot spicier.

Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2017 07:16 PM (jTtIQ)

179 169 So I don't have to go back in the thread, what is the name of the famous female from back in the day that you all are discussing?
Posted by: ALH at April 13, 2017 07:14 PM (Z56vq)

Some porn star named robin byrd that also did a cable access show.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 13, 2017 07:17 PM (u8Ywb)

180 "South Korea has a larger army than the US."

And they're fine soldiers.

They are. Absolutely. Very, very good.

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at April 13, 2017 07:17 PM (K9oqL)

181 139 I always thought in the back of mind that someone should be doing some sort of research into making a weapon as powerful as, say a MOAB but only as heavy/large as like a 100 lb. bomb of WW2 vintage. Or give a .22 cal bullet the hitting power of an 88 mm shell.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2017 07:01 PM (mbhDw)

It's all about velocity.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 13, 2017 07:17 PM (IDPbH)

182 Like others have said, I still think the most likely outcome is China kills Kim.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 13, 2017 07:17 PM (97XyN)

183 175 Robyn Byrd, the freak show of bygone days.
Posted by: Infidel at April 13, 2017 07:16 PM (uKRys)

Compared to Al Goldstein and that fat zhlub on "Interludes After Midnight," Robyn Byrd was like seeing Paul Anka in Vegas.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2017 07:17 PM (mbhDw)

184 Lil'Un needs an Ides of March. It would solve all kinds of problems if China just bought off his top command. The Norks don't go into flee mode and the is a more stable command still under China's control and no reunification problems.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 13, 2017 07:18 PM (05GC1)

185 I really like that they got the guy. Funny how it didn't happen under Obama, huh? I had forgotten it was a Fast and Furious gun.

So the past week has involved demonstrating to Syria that you do not cross the "red line," your violent criminal alien ass will be deported toot sweet, we really do intend to wipe out ISIS, there will be Obama era malefactors investigated/potentially prosecuted (Susan Rice, Lois Lerner), we will not tolerate abhorrent cultural practices like FGM on US soil, and oh yeah, you kill one of our border agents we will come down and get you!!!

Is that enough winning?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 13, 2017 07:18 PM (NOIQH)

186 101 Welp. Time to pray
Posted by: ThunderB

Holy night, this. last supper. 2017 - 33 = 1984 years ago, give or take a year or two.

Posted by: booknlass at April 13, 2017 07:18 PM (8mO0Q)

187 >>It's all about velocity

It's all about ft.lbf.

Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2017 07:19 PM (jTtIQ)

188 What I'm still amazed by is how much great music was created by so few musicians who were the house bands at Motown, Muscle Shows and Memphis-based Stax Records, together with the Wrecking Crew.

Funk Brother bassist James Jamerson (the best ever) played on more #1 hits than The Beatles, Elvis, the Beach Boys and the Stones combined

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 13, 2017 07:19 PM (SIY7D)

189 169 So I don't have to go back in the thread, what is the name of the famous female from back in the day that you all are discussing?
Posted by: ALH at April 13, 2017 07:14 PM (Z56vq)

Robyn Byrd. And she is not related to Robert or Richard.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2017 07:19 PM (mbhDw)

190 Robin Byrd has not aged well...

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 13, 2017 07:19 PM (serBz)

191 Go deeper.

I enjoy a challenge.

It's still an airburst/overpressure kind of thing.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T-12_Cloudmaker

Posted by: JEM at April 13, 2017 07:19 PM (TppKb)

192 A good-sized mustard bomb might be enough to season half Kim Jong Un's lunch.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 13, 2017 07:16 PM (6FqZa)

Why you mess my buffet?

Assholes................. Yanqui, capitalist dogs.

Posted by: Kin Jung Phat Boi at April 13, 2017 07:20 PM (K9oqL)

193 162

China should kill him

Posted by: ThunderB at April 13, 2017 07:12 PM (AxNKq)

It would solve many problems very quickly.

And really Kim has caused many problems for them, not the least of which was dragging that top official out of one of their Toiletburo meetings in plain view of everyone. Remember that? It was Jang Song-thaek and he was the top pro-China guy in the regime. Kim had him executed. That likely went over like a wet fart in Beijing.

China can install some shitheel and start the process of reforming the country into something a lot better. It won't be perfect, but it will be a damn sight better than what it is now.

The only problem I'm seeing is who they can get. The Cult of the Kim family is the only thing those people know. They might've used the brother, but Kim had him killed a month or so ago.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 13, 2017 07:20 PM (4ErVI)

194 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2017 07:17 PM (mbhDw)

Good point. Way too many freaks in the world. We used to lock them behind closed doors so as not to offend anyone.

Posted by: Infidel at April 13, 2017 07:20 PM (uKRys)

195
Here's the deal. They can have Kim.

Kardashian.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2017 07:21 PM (mbhDw)

196 So The MOAB was a message for Kim Jong-Un. LOL, it's so obvious I feel stupid for not getting that. FACE PALM.

Posted by: Max Power at April 13, 2017 07:21 PM (q177U)

197 195
Here's the deal. They can have Kim.

Kardashian.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2017 07:21 PM (mbhDw)

Delivered via MOAB.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 13, 2017 07:22 PM (4ErVI)

198 "It's almost like they took us taking those nukes out of South Korea as a sign to cause as many problems as possible. Funny how that happens, right?"

Tell me about it

Posted by: The Ukraine at April 13, 2017 07:22 PM (SIY7D)

199 It would solve many problems very quickly.

And really Kim has caused many problems for them,

That's why I , wasn't too surprised that China acquiesced to teh Donald.

They want him gone. On, ..... certain terms.

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at April 13, 2017 07:22 PM (K9oqL)

200 194 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2017 07:17 PM (mbhDw)

Good point. Way too many freaks in the world. We used to lock them behind closed doors so as not to offend anyone.
Posted by: Infidel at April 13, 2017 07:20 PM (uKRys)

If you ever watched the show, the strange thing was there would be like 1.5-2 minutes of show, and then they would run like 6 minutes of commercials for escort services like "Geisha To Go."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2017 07:22 PM (mbhDw)

201 Guns don't kill people...

Posted by: Eric Holder at April 13, 2017 07:24 PM (7T8jT)

202 I think there are far too many "senior U.S. intelligence officials" that need to be unmasked and dealt with rather harshly!
Posted by: Hrothgar

I'm with you, Hrothgar. Besides, it was NBC, so I don't believe it. 2nd it's anonymously sourced, which just makes me mad. and 3rd, President Trump has said more than once he won't be so stupid as to tell the enemy what we're going to do before we do it.

Posted by: booknlass at April 13, 2017 07:24 PM (8mO0Q)

203 M*A*S*H 2 - Atomic Boogaloo

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 13, 2017 07:24 PM (IqV8l)

204 Here's the deal. They can have Kim.

Kardashian.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2017 07:21 PM (mbhDw)

Ohhhhhhhh, you been here too long.

Done now, go home.

Posted by: Chinese bi\uffet at April 13, 2017 07:24 PM (K9oqL)

205 The Norks are so brainwashed that if anybody kills him other than his own command shit goes down hill rapidly. 10 mill apiece for each General - crisis averted.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 13, 2017 07:24 PM (05GC1)

206 Kinetic Energy = 1/2 mv2

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 13, 2017 07:25 PM (gwPgz)

207 Perhaps Trump and Xi are considering this an Old Yeller situation.

Posted by: Saul Goodman at April 13, 2017 07:25 PM (XoldI)

208 Fucking bullshit keyboard.....

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at April 13, 2017 07:25 PM (K9oqL)

209

If you ever watched the show, the strange thing was there would be
like 1.5-2 minutes of show, and then they would run like 6 minutes of
commercials for escort services like "Geisha To Go."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2017 07:22 PM (mbhDw)

I think I saw it once and was dumbfounded.

Posted by: Infidel at April 13, 2017 07:25 PM (uKRys)

210 If you ever watched the show, the strange thing was
there would be like 1.5-2 minutes of show, and then they would run like 6
minutes of commercials for escort services like "Geisha To Go."

I do not want to see how they worked in the ""Convenient carrying handle" on the Geisha To Go.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 13, 2017 07:26 PM (IcT7t)

211
203 M*A*S*H 2 - Atomic Boogaloo
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 13, 2017 07:24 PM (IqV8l)

Put-some-ice-on-that-lip Houlihan?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2017 07:26 PM (mbhDw)

212 210 If you ever watched the show, the strange thing was
there would be like 1.5-2 minutes of show, and then they would run like 6
minutes of commercials for escort services like "Geisha To Go."

I do not want to see how they worked in the ""Convenient carrying handle" on the Geisha To Go.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 13, 2017 07:26 PM (IcT7t)

Tentacles.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2017 07:26 PM (mbhDw)

213 What's more explosive-lil'Uns nukes or a nork with a full belly?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 13, 2017 07:27 PM (05GC1)

214 Anyone else connecting these dots?

1. Trump accepts a call from the President of Taiwan

2. China loses their shit

3. Xi visits Trump

4. Trump whacks Syria during Xi's visit

5. China moves troops to Korean border

This looks like the deal is China will play ball with us on North Korea in return for our not cozying up to much to Taiwan, doesn't it?

If so, kudos to Trump. By taking that phone call he generated leverage that he was able to use with the Chinese to get what he wanted. If that's the case, it's masterful diplomacy.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 13, 2017 07:27 PM (SRKgf)

215 Tentacles.

Thanks for the nightmares.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 13, 2017 07:27 PM (IcT7t)

216 I do not want to see how they worked in the ""Convenient carrying handle" on the Geisha To Go.
---
bowling ball grip

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 13, 2017 07:27 PM (serBz)

217 I had no idea who Robin Byrd was

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE A ROBIN IS A TYPE OF BIRD.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at April 13, 2017 07:27 PM (7T8jT)

218 I do not want to see how they worked in the ""Convenient carrying handle" on the Geisha To Go.

Why do you think those two holes are so close together?
Flip her over and carry her like a bowling ball.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2017 07:27 PM (uh5kC)

219 206 Kinetic Energy = 1/2 mv2
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 13, 2017 07:25 PM (gwPgz)

That's why I said velocity. Kinetic energy is directly proportional to the square of velocity right?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 13, 2017 07:28 PM (IDPbH)

220 Missed the bowling ball joke by >_< that much!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2017 07:28 PM (uh5kC)

221 218
Why do you think those two holes are so close together?
Flip her over and carry her like a bowling ball.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2017 07:27 PM (uh5kC)

Reminds me of a great riddle:

Q: What are the three best things about anal sex?
A: Location, location, location.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2017 07:29 PM (mbhDw)

222 hey Blanco:

my idea for your "diverse" potential employer?

show up in a kilt and a wife beater, and tell them you're a butch lesbian.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 13, 2017 07:29 PM (serBz)

223 Missed the bowling ball joke by >_< that much!

Tain't a problem.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 13, 2017 07:29 PM (IcT7t)

224 Mexico to indict Holder. I think I would literally die laughing when he got extradited.

Toss him over the border with some random lawn crew - rendicion espesciale.

Posted by: DaveA at April 13, 2017 07:30 PM (FhXTo)

225 218
I do not want to see how they worked in the ""Convenient carrying handle" on the Geisha To Go.

Why do you think those two holes are so close together?

Flip her over and carry her like a bowling ball.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2017 07:27 PM (uh5kC)

*Note to self: Stop reading threads from the bottom up.....

Posted by: Tami at April 13, 2017 07:30 PM (Enq6K)

226
In all seriousness, when I was in Japan last year I was rather pleasantly surprised that the women were much more attractive than I had imagined. Not that I was going to do anything about it with the wife traveling with me. But still.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2017 07:31 PM (mbhDw)

227 Reminds me of a great riddle:

Q: What are the three best things about anal sex?

A: Lubrication, lubrication, lubrication.

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#FTFY!

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 13, 2017 07:31 PM (serBz)

228 Mexico to indict Holder. I think I would literally die laughing when he got extradited.

Plane lands at Mexico City, he's thrown out on the tarmac while it's still rolling.

Damn, you need the DB Cooper Airstair for that move...

Posted by: JEM at April 13, 2017 07:31 PM (TppKb)

229 M*A*S*H

Other than the (D)Marxist party, I have never wanted something to disappear, more than that.

I hate everything involved with that piece of complete shit.

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at April 13, 2017 07:31 PM (K9oqL)

230 225
*Note to self: Stop reading threads from the bottom up.....
Posted by: Tami at April 13, 2017 07:30 PM (Enq6K)

Bottoms up?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2017 07:31 PM (mbhDw)

231 Flip her over and carry her like a bowling ball.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2017 07:27 PM (uh5kC)

Or if she's skinny, like a six pack.

Posted by: Country Singer at April 13, 2017 07:31 PM (GUBah)

232 hey Blanco:

my idea for your "diverse" potential employer?

show up in a kilt and a wife beater, and tell them you're a butch lesbian.

I talked to those people today. They'd be happy to hire me, for what I made 14 years ago.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 13, 2017 07:32 PM (IcT7t)

233
In all seriousness, when I was in Japan last year I was rather pleasantly surprised that the women were much more attractive than I had imagined. Not that I was going to do anything about it with the wife traveling with me. But still.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2017 07:31 PM (mbhDw)

And none of them want to have sex anyway

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 13, 2017 07:32 PM (lKyWE)

234 Bottoms up?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2017 07:31 PM (mbhDw)

I knew as soon as I hit 'post' that I should have worded that differently.

Posted by: Tami at April 13, 2017 07:32 PM (Enq6K)

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If so, kudos to Trump. By taking that phone call he generated leverage that he was able to use with the Chinese to get what he wanted. If that's the case, it's masterful diplomacy.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 13, 2017 07:27 PM (SRKgf)

It's almost as if a guy renowned for his negotiating skills makes a mighty fine diplomat.

Posted by: rickl at April 13, 2017 07:33 PM (sdi6R)

236 I talked to those people today. They'd be happy to hire me, for what I made 14 years ago.
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ageist!

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 13, 2017 07:34 PM (serBz)

237 Robin Byrd was in Debbie Does Dallas, a groundbreaking porn flick.

I know it as a trademark law precedent, The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders v. Pussycat Cinema. You see, the uniforms of the actual Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders weren't just "functional" but had acquired "secondary meaning" as "trade dress" entitled to trademark protection under the federal Lanham Act.

Posted by: The Ukraine at April 13, 2017 07:34 PM (SIY7D)

238 This looks like the deal is China will play ball with us on North Korea in return for our not cozying up to much to Taiwan, doesn't it?

If so, kudos to Trump. By taking that phone call he generated leverage that he was able to use with the Chinese to get what he wanted. If that's the case, it's masterful diplomacy.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Unfortunately, the 10,000 paid members - at a cost of one trillion dollars per year -- of the Diplomatic Community have carefully examined Trumps methods and found them deficient.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 13, 2017 07:35 PM (HTdUD)

239 229 M*A*S*H

Other than the (D)Marxist party, I have never wanted something to disappear, more than that.

I hate everything involved with that piece of complete shit.

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at April 13, 2017 07:31 PM (K9oqL)

If I am considering watching it, I look for Wayne Rogers in the opening credits. If I don't see his name, I don't watch it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 13, 2017 07:35 PM (4ErVI)

240
Flip her over and carry her like a bowling ball. Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2017 07:27 PM (uh5kC)

In a bowling bag with a pair of shoes?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 13, 2017 07:35 PM (lKyWE)

241 And none of them want to have sex anyway
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Xvideos, et al, would beg to differ with you...

from the numbers, it looks like they just don't want to have babies.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 13, 2017 07:35 PM (serBz)

242 >>>when I was in Japan last year I was rather pleasantly surprised that the women were much more attractive than I had imagined.

I don't think they can get much more attractive then I can imagine.

Posted by: Max Power at April 13, 2017 07:36 PM (q177U)

243
I decline to comment. And when I say 'decline', I mean 'plead the Fifth'.

Posted by: Eric Holder at April 13, 2017 07:36 PM (ZO497)

244 . Or give a .22 cal bullet the hitting power of an 88 mm shell.

Nukes scale up easier than down. Anti-matter oughta be a lot of fun when we get there.

Posted by: DaveA at April 13, 2017 07:37 PM (FhXTo)

245 It's almost as if a guy renowned for his negotiating skills makes a mighty fine diplomat.
Posted by: rickl at April 13, 2017 07:33 PM (sdi6R)

Obviously I don't know whether that's true, but the sequence of events is certainly suggestive, isn't it?

For decades we've held Taiwan at arm's length, and for decades the Chinese have let the Norks slide. Now, all of a sudden, both things have changed. Sure, Kim has been threatening to carry out a nuclear test, and has generally been a pain in the ass, but he's a pain in the ass for a long time, and he's tested other nukes before.

So why are the Chinese buying chips in this game now?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 13, 2017 07:38 PM (SRKgf)

246 Mexico to indict Holder. I think I would literally die laughing when he got extradited.

Plane lands at Mexico City, he's thrown out on the tarmac while it's still rolling.

Damn, you need the DB Cooper Airstair for that move...
Posted by: JEM

Nah. Just United.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2017 07:38 PM (uh5kC)

247 That's why I said velocity. Kinetic energy is directly proportional to the square of velocity right?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 13, 2017 07:28 PM (IDPbH)

Exactly!

Since pixy is superscript free

Kinetic Energy =0.5*Mass*(Velocity)squared

So heavy is good but fast is better!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 13, 2017 07:39 PM (gwPgz)

248 If I am considering watching it, I look for Wayne Rogers in the opening credits. If I don't see his name, I don't watch it.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 13, 2017 07:35 PM (4ErVI)

It was funny, ... then. If I met that fuck Alda on the street, ....?

Blood. His. Death. Don't fucking care. Fuck you, Alda, you pussy piece of shit.

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at April 13, 2017 07:40 PM (K9oqL)

249 Unfortunately, the 10,000 paid members - at a cost of one trillion dollars per year -- of the Diplomatic Community have carefully examined Trumps methods and found them deficient.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum

As Trump would say, "You're fired!"

Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2017 07:40 PM (uh5kC)

250 Robin Byrd.

There's a name I haven't heard in 40 years.

Good Lord, is she still around. She looked like she was ridden hard, and put away wet back in the 70's.

Now...shudddddddddder.

Posted by: browndog at April 13, 2017 07:40 PM (bGMOs)

251 Robin Byrd NOOD!

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 13, 2017 07:40 PM (serBz)

252 So heavy is good but fast is better!
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 13, 2017 07:39 PM (gwPgz)

I was told there would be no 9mm vs. .45 in this thread.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 13, 2017 07:40 PM (8nWyX)

253 nood.

Posted by: shibumi at April 13, 2017 07:40 PM (FkAXz)

254 Has Bubba ever opined on the Nork Nukes since he first told us how great his deal with them was for the US?

Posted by: davidt at April 13, 2017 07:41 PM (XoldI)

255 China may cooperating for the reasons people have been joking about for a decade. They have a shitload of our paper.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 13, 2017 07:42 PM (IDPbH)

256 Bottoms up?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2017 07:31 PM (mbhDw)

I knew as soon as I hit 'post' that I should have worded that differently.
Posted by: Tami
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Generally, phrasing isn't so risky in the day threads, but the sun has now set in the east, so...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at April 13, 2017 07:43 PM (ZO497)

257 The only problem I'm seeing is who they can get. The Cult of the Kim
family is the only thing those people know. They might've used the
brother, but Kim had him killed a month or so ago.
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We use anybody. Korean all look alike.

Posted by: PLA staff officer at April 13, 2017 07:46 PM (nlbfN)

258 nood

Posted by: Max Power at April 13, 2017 07:49 PM (q177U)

259 Air drop a Seal Team Six of LA Korean Grocers to take out Kim. During the riots, Korean Grocers would get drugged up on opium and tie their arms and legs off so they wouldn't bleed out if a gang banger shot em. Sherpas? Pfft.

It someone needs doing in Korea, I'd give the job to LA Korean Grocers.

Hai Karate! Be careful how you use it.

Posted by: charley Horse at April 13, 2017 08:11 PM (+kahX)

260 I can hardly wait!

little bill I'm com'n for u!

Posted by: dark helmet at April 14, 2017 01:02 AM (E8xjD)

261 I'm com'n for you little bill!

Posted by: play it pret'y for bama at April 14, 2017 02:31 AM (E8xjD)

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