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The Cutting Season: First Ever Arrest in American Case of Female Genital Mutilation

I read a previous article that stated this is "The Cutting Season," when female genital mutilation is most often performed.

A Detroit emergency room physician has been charged with two counts of female genital mutilation, illegal under US law, in what is thought to be the first arrest in US history under this law.

From Detroit News:

Hotel records helped show two families, each with a young girl, stayed at the hotel on Feb. 3. Surveillance video from the unnamed hotel show two adult women and two girls checking into the hotel.

Seven days later, an FBI child forensic interviewer talked to one of the girls, who said she was brought to Detroit with a second girl for a "special girls' trip," according to the FBI.

...

The girl told the FBI that Nagarwala "pinched" her on the "place (where) she goes pee," the government alleges.

"(The girl) said that she was told not to talk about the procedure," FBI Special Agent Kevin Swanson wrote in the complaint.

A subsequent medical examination showed that the girl's genitals did not appear normal and a section had been altered or removed, according to the court filing....

The second girl said she underwent a procedure and identified Nagarwala as the doctor she visited in Detroit, according to the complaint.

"She said that she 'got a shot,' and that it hurt really badly and she screamed," the FBI agent wrote. "Her parents told her that the procedure is a secret and that she is not supposed to talk about it.

"(The girl) said that after the procedure, she could barely walk, and that she felt pain all the way down to her ankle," the agent continued.

A subsequent medical exam showed the girl's genitalia had a small incision and a small tear.

The parents apparently brought the children from Minnesota to have this barbaric procedure inflicted on them.

Will they be charged with conspiracy?

By the way: Great news. Caitlyn Jenner had her own genitals surgically removed and that's cause for widespread celebration.

Related: Minneapolis vigilante enforcing sharia civil law on citizens, mostly Muslims, who are objecting.

A man trying to impose what he calls "the civil part of the sharia law" in the Cedar-Riverside neighborhood of Minneapolis has sparked anger among local residents and Muslim leaders.

Abdullah Rashid, 22, a Georgia native who moved to Cedar-Riverside last year, has been making the rounds in the Somali-dominated neighborhood, telling people not to drink, use drugs or interact with the opposite sex. If he sees Muslim women he believes are dressed inappropriately, he approaches them and suggests they should wear a jilbab, a long, flowing garment. And he says he's recruiting others to join the effort.

But local Muslim leaders are sounding the alarm. They are working to stop Rashid's group, General Presidency of the Religious Affairs and Welfare of the Ummah, and have notified Minneapolis police, who say he's being banned from a Cedar-Riverside property. Some say the group is preying on vulnerable young Muslims in a community that has dealt with national scrutiny around radicalization and terrorism.

Posted by: Ace at 05:37 PM




Comments

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1 I'll get the others

Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2017 05:29 PM (uh5kC)

2 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2017 05:29 PM (uh5kC)

3 Oh come on people. Srsly? I'm driving. Hellooooo?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2017 05:30 PM (uh5kC)

4 Oh well, to late for a Jeb/enchilada joke I guess.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 13, 2017 05:30 PM (7T8jT)

5 Crime against womanity.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 13, 2017 05:30 PM (GX63o)

6 OK, so where are all the #WomensMarch protesters and their pussy hats?

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 13, 2017 05:31 PM (V4ryl)

7 Ain't enough days in the year to take care of the monsters who perform this barbaric practice.

Posted by: pookysgirl at April 13, 2017 05:31 PM (ar2KI)

8 Well,at least Caitlyn did it voluntarily.

Posted by: steevy at April 13, 2017 05:31 PM (r/0kC)

9 mohamed was Satan

Posted by: Chris M at April 13, 2017 05:31 PM (eAZVt)

10 Technically Jenner's wang was just filleted and turned inside out if I understand correctly. The balls would have been 86'd.

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 13, 2017 05:31 PM (jl269)

11 Sickening. This is the real war on women.

Posted by: iwuzhere at April 13, 2017 05:31 PM (jiGGU)

12 This makes me so so angry. Better not comment and get banned.

Posted by: IC at April 13, 2017 05:32 PM (hi4On)

13 Detroit? I would've guessed San Francisco.

Posted by: dantesed at April 13, 2017 05:32 PM (88xKn)

14 What are the chances someone will try to turn this into a freedom of religion test case?

Posted by: Muldoon at April 13, 2017 05:32 PM (wPiJc)

15 My prediction on the feminist reaction?Nothing.Zero.Nada.Zilch.Never happened.

Posted by: steevy at April 13, 2017 05:32 PM (r/0kC)

16 Racism, straight up.

Posted by: CAIR at April 13, 2017 05:32 PM (PJVle)

17 We need a new rule for muslims in America: Convert or Die.

Posted by: Chris M at April 13, 2017 05:32 PM (eAZVt)

18 Ain't enough days in the year to take care of the monsters who perform this barbaric practice.



MOAB. Blast 'em deep & stack 'em cheap.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2017 05:32 PM (uh5kC)

19 Well there have been attempts to equate circumcision with this.

Posted by: steevy at April 13, 2017 05:33 PM (r/0kC)

20 10 Technically Jenner's wang was just filleted and turned inside out if I understand correctly. The balls would have been 86'd.
Posted by: Jack Sock at April 13, 2017 05:31 PM (jl269)

I think Jenner surrendered the balls upon marrying into the Kardashian family.

Posted by: ChupaMe at April 13, 2017 05:33 PM (vE2qF)

21 Can't wait to hear Chelsea Clinton celebrate all of this. "It's diversity!"

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 13, 2017 05:33 PM (MZcWR)

22 Jenner's link goes to "Women's Health".

Wonder if they will be reporting on the Detroit doctor?

Off to twitter.

Posted by: golfman at April 13, 2017 05:33 PM (48QDY)

23 Detroit? I would've guessed San Francisco.
Posted by: dantesed at April 13, 2017 05:32 PM (88xKn)

Nah, Dearborn shares a border with Detroit.

Posted by: holygoat at April 13, 2017 05:33 PM (PJVle)

24 Technically Jenner's wang was just filleted and turned inside out if I understand correctly. The balls would have been 86'd.

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 13, 2017 05:31 PM (jl269)


And from what I hear, Bruce will be incontinent for the rest of his life.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 13, 2017 05:33 PM (V4ryl)

25 The parents apparently brought the children from Minnesota to have this barbaric procedure inflicted on them.



And under Obama we were bringing in 100K of these savages a year. I do pray that Trump has stopped this shit.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 13, 2017 05:33 PM (mpXpK)

26 Doctor arrested by Feds for performing ritual Muslim cliterectomies on young girls. There's a federal statute that bans this practice on girls under 18.

Is this religious-based discrimination prohibited by the Constitution?

The logic of that Hawaii judge says yes, if the sponsors of the legislation had ever dissed Muslims before enactment

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 13, 2017 05:34 PM (SIY7D)

27 Diversity is our strength!

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at April 13, 2017 05:34 PM (FqgrG)

28 MOAB. Blast 'em deep stack 'em cheap.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2017 05:32 PM (uh5kC)

Amen, brother. A-men.

Posted by: pookysgirl at April 13, 2017 05:34 PM (ar2KI)

29 Beasts.

Posted by: April at April 13, 2017 05:34 PM (e8PP1)

30 [blockquote]15 My prediction on the feminist reaction?[/blockquote]

I'm sure they'll get right on it after they're done excoriating Gal Gadot for shaving Wonder Woman's armpits. Priorities, ya know...

Posted by: hindmost at April 13, 2017 05:35 PM (mlhDP)

31 14
What are the chances someone will try to turn this into a freedom of religion test case?

Posted by: Muldoon at April 13, 2017 05:32 PM (wPiJc)

They tried that with Santeria and lost.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 13, 2017 05:35 PM (mpXpK)

32 Let me guess: It's the damned Amish again!

Religious fanatics are all the same!

Posted by: RKae at April 13, 2017 05:35 PM (4DpAT)

33 >>>Caitlyn Jenner had her own genitals surgically removed and that's cause for widespread celebration.<<<

Egads. What you failed to mention was that xhe had them reattached to hxr face.

Posted by: Fritz at April 13, 2017 05:35 PM (MF/hn)

34 ... If'n I'm gonna try and get all fancy with the formatting, I should post more often so I remember how to do it...

15 My prediction on the feminist reaction?

Posted by: hindmost at April 13, 2017 05:36 PM (mlhDP)

35 Correction: Caitlyn Jenner had HIS genitalia removed. That man is not a she.

Posted by: redbanzai at April 13, 2017 05:36 PM (FTXAT)

36 But of course, we need to bring in more "professionals" who've been trained every bit as well as others...

I denounce myself in advance.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 13, 2017 05:36 PM (MINbv)

37
A sometimes annoying friend gave me grief by attempting a moral equivalency with circumcision.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2017 05:36 PM (mbhDw)

38
And from what I hear, Bruce will be incontinent for the rest of his life.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004


A 'squirter', he'll claim. *If* he can find a pervnor.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 13, 2017 05:37 PM (HTdUD)

39 33 >>>Caitlyn Jenner had her own genitals surgically removed and that's cause for widespread celebration.

Egads. What you failed to mention was that xhe had them reattached to hxr face.
Posted by: Fritz at April 13, 2017 05:35 PM (MF/hn)


George Lucas character concept. . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2017 05:37 PM (mbhDw)

40 "Jumana Nagarwala of Livonia"

I'd have guessed Dearborn or Hamtramck. So is Livonia going Muslim next?

Posted by: geoffb5 at April 13, 2017 05:37 PM (d3wbb)

41 A sometimes annoying friend gave me grief by attempting a moral equivalency with circumcision.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

---

And, of course, you don't have a problem when parents clip the fingernails and toenails on their children! You stinking hypocrite!

Posted by: RKae at April 13, 2017 05:38 PM (4DpAT)

42 Jar Jar Jenner?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 13, 2017 05:38 PM (MINbv)

43 So Bruce Jenner finally had his penis removed?
Maybe he should go on Survivor.

Posted by: wth at April 13, 2017 05:38 PM (HgMAr)

44 The parents apparently brought the children from Minnesota to have this barbaric procedure inflicted on them.

Damned B-grade White Minnesotans...

Posted by: Gov. Mark Dayton at April 13, 2017 05:38 PM (rUIbB)

45 But, we can't judge, all religions are equal, right?

Posted by: navybrat at April 13, 2017 05:39 PM (w7KSn)

46 15 My prediction on the feminist reaction?
Posted by: hindmost at April 13, 2017 05:36 PM (mlhDP)

Keep trying...

Posted by: golfman at April 13, 2017 05:39 PM (48QDY)

47 I feel culturally enriched.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 13, 2017 05:39 PM (4ErVI)

48 This is comparable to castration.

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 13, 2017 05:39 PM (jl269)

49 Enforcing the Law... what a novel concept!

think it might catch on???

Posted by: Don Q. at April 13, 2017 05:39 PM (NgKpN)

50 Caitlyn Jenner missed a big payoff, cuz that shoulda been pay-per-view.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 13, 2017 05:39 PM (KeRkT)

51 And the silence from the feminist front is deafening and quite telling. Isn't it?

Posted by: Strobe at April 13, 2017 05:39 PM (gbWkA)

52 The story never mentions Muslims, and tries to make FGM a regional thing, rather than one related to religion.

Also, this happened in Livonia, a nice white middle class suburb. Not Dearbornistan.

Finally, if you read the comments, it appears that Christians and Jews were included among those who practice this, but that statement was later edited out.

Posted by: shibumi at April 13, 2017 05:39 PM (FkAXz)

53 let's bring more of these savages here

Posted by: torabora at April 13, 2017 05:40 PM (0+2tr)

54 Egads. What you failed to mention was that xhe had them reattached to hxr face.


Posted by: Fritz at April 13, 2017 05:35 PM (MF/hn)
............

Chin balls?

Posted by: Butters at April 13, 2017 05:40 PM (HgMAr)

55 A new case of female genital mutilation is now detected or treated every *hour* in the UK.

http://tinyurl.com/hago8rh

Posted by: torquewrench at April 13, 2017 05:40 PM (noWW6)

56 This is one of those threads I dare not comment on for fear of bannanation.

What is the proper hangin rope? 13 go rounds?

Posted by: Infidel at April 13, 2017 05:40 PM (uKRys)

57 Most Muslim refugee's are savages. Who would have guessed?

Posted by: Under Fire at April 13, 2017 05:40 PM (fqERy)

58 14 What are the chances someone will try to turn this into a freedom of religion test case?
Posted by: Muldoon at April 13, 2017 05:32 PM (wPiJc)

The chances may be good: over at the cess-pool that is HuffPo, they are reporting that FMG is 'mistakenly' tied to islam, but that even Christians practice it.

Bullshit!

Torture the dr and then send her back from whence she came.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at April 13, 2017 05:40 PM (dZiQk)

59 When the camel-toe gets its nose under the tent...

Posted by: kathysaysso at April 13, 2017 05:41 PM (43OZ6)

60 (sigh)

I guess look at the silver lining....at least we *are* arresting people for this.

Posted by: T at April 13, 2017 05:41 PM (IKdzI)

61 You can have my unit when you pry it from my cold dead fingers.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 13, 2017 05:41 PM (/tuJf)

62 35 Correction: Caitlyn Jenner had HIS genitalia removed. That man is not a she.
Posted by: redbanzai at April 13, 2017 05:36 PM (FTXAT)

Yes... it is not a Woman, it is a Eunuch...

that is the proper historical term...

Posted by: Don Q. at April 13, 2017 05:41 PM (NgKpN)

63 A sometimes annoying friend gave me grief by attempting a moral equivalency with circumcision.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Extraneous skin around the head of the penis, exposing the most sensitive nerve laden area of the male penis is exactly the same as removing an area of the female anatomy with 100X as many nerve endings as the male.

Annoying friend should be in the past tense category.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 13, 2017 05:41 PM (HTdUD)

64 This is one of those threads I dare not comment on for fear of bannanation.

What is the proper hangin rope? 13 go rounds?




#10 piano wire.
50 ft of wire.
60 ft of drop.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2017 05:41 PM (uh5kC)

65 A young rabbi asks an old rabbi, "What do we do with the foreskins after circumcision?"

The old rabbi says, "I make 'em into wallets and sell 'em for $500."

The young rabbi asks, "Who'd buy a wallet for $500?"

The old rabbi replies, "It's no ordinary wallet! If you rub it hard enough it becomes a suitcase!"

Posted by: RKae at April 13, 2017 05:42 PM (4DpAT)

66 *storms in*

*dumps 5 gallon bucket of swears all over thread*

*slams bucket to the ground*

*storms out in search of a pub*

Posted by: Pug Mahon of the Clan Deplorable at April 13, 2017 05:42 PM (RwwCT)

67 Best comment from the Detroit News posts:

"Can't this poor doctor find some liberal women's group to come to her support? If they don't they are Islamophobic racists. They are the only ones who understand incidents like these are simply part of our rich tapestry of multi-culturalism. Come on. Step up and defend those who would strip you of all your rights."

Posted by: shibumi at April 13, 2017 05:42 PM (FkAXz)

68 The fact that today's feminists have nothing at all to say about muslim female genital mutilation is proof positive that feminism isn't really about women's rights at all.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 13, 2017 05:42 PM (97XyN)

69 When the camel-toe gets its nose under the tent...




Then it's a moose knuckle.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2017 05:43 PM (uh5kC)

70 Livonia is where the hospital was, I believe.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 13, 2017 05:43 PM (8iiMU)

71 6 OK, so where are all the #WomensMarch protesters and their pussy hats?
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 13, 2017 05:31 PM (V4ryl)



They're getting their pussy hats mangled.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 13, 2017 05:43 PM (SRKgf)

72 Islam is a "religion of color", therefore no prog will dare utter a peep about it, no matter how illiberally it behaves.

Posted by: weew at April 13, 2017 05:43 PM (6EH85)

73 But Trump said pussy you guys!

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at April 13, 2017 05:43 PM (FqgrG)

74 And the anti-circumcision crowd is dead silent on this subject.

Posted by: Eddie Baby at April 13, 2017 05:43 PM (CTCca)

75 What's this?Never heard of it.Have we mentioned the fabulous new Handmaids Tale mini series?
Feminists

Posted by: steevy at April 13, 2017 05:43 PM (r/0kC)

76 I really like the zero tolerance statement from the AUSA about this.

I'm sure the Pussy Hat Brigade will give credit to Trump and Sessions for their strong stand in protecting girls from ghoulish doctors.



Posted by: Lizzy at April 13, 2017 05:44 PM (NOIQH)

77 The fact that today's feminists have nothing at all to say about muslim female genital mutilation is proof positive that feminism isn't really about women's rights at all.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud

---

They have nothing to say about anything unless it stands in the way of the advancement of communism, lesbianism or wicca.

Posted by: RKae at April 13, 2017 05:44 PM (4DpAT)

78 >>>Caitlyn Jenner missed a big payoff, cuz that shoulda been pay-per-view.<<<

Contract Katie Couric to do the narrative and you've got ratings gold!

Posted by: Fritz at April 13, 2017 05:44 PM (MF/hn)

79
The clitoris is like the 'Rhode Island' of body parts.

Posted by: Connecticut Feminist at April 13, 2017 05:44 PM (HTdUD)

80 Take my wives' genitals, please.

Posted by: Mohamed Youngman at April 13, 2017 05:44 PM (XoldI)

81 Recently Daily Mail had some article about how Muzzie English parents take their daughters on "holiday" to Pakistan to get cut. Disney wept.

Posted by: kathysaysso at April 13, 2017 05:44 PM (43OZ6)

82
Caitlyn Jenner had her own genitals surgically removed and that's cause for widespread celebration.

Her?

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 13, 2017 05:45 PM (oeCJj)

83 >>What's this?Never heard of it.Have we mentioned the fabulous new Handmaids Tale mini series?

Feminists




Evil White Christian Men want to posses our sexuality, y'all!!!!!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 13, 2017 05:45 PM (NOIQH)

84 And from what I hear, Bruce will be incontinent for the rest of his life.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 13, 2017 05:33 PM (V4ryl)



A small price to pay for ... uh ... what?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 13, 2017 05:45 PM (SRKgf)

85 80 That right there is the kind of quality humor I come here for.

Posted by: steevy at April 13, 2017 05:45 PM (r/0kC)

86 77 The fact that today's feminists have nothing at all to say about muslim female genital mutilation is proof positive that feminism isn't really about women's rights at all.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud

---

They have nothing to say about anything unless it stands in the way of the advancement of communism, lesbianism or wicca.
Posted by: RKae at April 13, 2017 05:44 PM (4DpAT)



Spot on. Both comments.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 13, 2017 05:46 PM (SRKgf)

87 I guess Linda Sarsour couldn't be reached for comment...

Posted by: Lizzy at April 13, 2017 05:46 PM (NOIQH)

88 Caitlyn Jenner had her own genitals surgically removed and that's cause for widespread celebration.

Bruce Jenner had his nuts removed and is now a eunuch.

Posted by: alternate sentence, written back in reality at April 13, 2017 05:46 PM (wpC7C)

89 I made the mistake of clicking the Jenner link. At least I ate before I read the article, otherwise I would've lost my appetite.

Posted by: Aunt Luna at April 13, 2017 05:46 PM (Zd2ZF)

90 Livonia is where the hospital was, I believe.
--

The incident happened at a Livonia medical clinic where this woman does not practice; there is no record of it being done there however.

She works for the Henry Ford Hospital system in Detroit and Bloomfield Hills.

Posted by: shibumi at April 13, 2017 05:46 PM (FkAXz)

91 Hey Bruce, how's it hanging?

Ooops, my bad.

Posted by: DaveA at April 13, 2017 05:46 PM (FhXTo)

92 THEY'RE JUST LIKE YOU, HATERZ!

Looking at the article the doc has a really punchable mug too.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 13, 2017 05:47 PM (4ErVI)

93 Just remember, folks - WE are the bad guys, the weirdos, the ignorant, the brutes... according to pop culture.

Posted by: weew at April 13, 2017 05:47 PM (6EH85)

94 Can't wait for the Pussy Hat Dolls to show up in droves to protest this crime against women.

Posted by: holygoat at April 13, 2017 05:47 PM (PJVle)

95 Fucking savages.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 13, 2017 05:47 PM (CNHr1)

96 The purpose of feminism is no longer about helping women but tearing down white cishet men. It is now a mental disease.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 13, 2017 05:47 PM (322R1)

97 Torture the dr and then send her back from whence she came.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at April 13, 2017 05:40 PM (dZiQk)

Bet she's a victim of the same procedure.

Posted by: golfman at April 13, 2017 05:47 PM (48QDY)

98 91, thanks for my first laugh of the day.

Posted by: Infidel at April 13, 2017 05:48 PM (uKRys)

99 Um, Jenner had his own genitals surgically removed.

Posted by: Dang at April 13, 2017 05:48 PM (8b+oT)

100 Just to play Devil's Advocate here....


What is specifically illegal in this?

I think it's vile but I'm not sure what law prohibits surgical removal of bits of people's bodies.

Posted by: eleven at April 13, 2017 05:48 PM (qUNWi)

101 The article calls the procedure "gender confirmation surgery" instead of "gender reassignment surgery." Never mind that if you run a DNA test on his hair or skin cells, they still have a Y chromosome. But I know I'm transphobic for pointing that out.

Posted by: Aunt Luna at April 13, 2017 05:48 PM (Zd2ZF)

102 The family's from Minnesota, you say?
Those damn Lutherans at it again.

Posted by: gewa76 at April 13, 2017 05:48 PM (f4GSC)

103 Jenner, nutty or not?

Posted by: Holmes at April 13, 2017 05:49 PM (fi5nC)

104 They have nothing to say about anything unless it stands in the way of the advancement of communism, lesbianism or wicca.




They'll keep their mouth's shut unless they want to be beat or thrown off a roof.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2017 05:49 PM (uh5kC)

105 I'm waiting for the feminists to start bleating about "their bodies."

It's OK, I've got a pretty comfortable chair while I wait.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 13, 2017 05:49 PM (SRKgf)

106 103 Jenner, nutty or not?
Posted by: Holmes at April 13, 2017 05:49 PM (fi5nC



Not any more.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 13, 2017 05:49 PM (SRKgf)

107 I think it's vile but I'm not sure what law prohibits surgical removal of bits of people's bodies.
Posted by: eleven at April 13, 2017 05:48 PM (qUNWi)

Read the article...

Posted by: golfman at April 13, 2017 05:49 PM (48QDY)

108 Caitlyn Jenner had her own genitals surgically removed and that's cause for widespread celebration.


I will celebrate the commitment. Here's to you, Dickless.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 13, 2017 05:50 PM (Hxbwp)

109 Sometimes you feel like your nuts, sometimes --you don't...

Posted by: Thread Song at April 13, 2017 05:50 PM (fi5nC)

110 100 comments, time for related topic:

Trump just committed genital mutilation on NASA.

The White House announced that the rest of NATO will increase it's spending by $10 Billion "due to Trump".

Man, that was so hard no other President could get it done.

Posted by: Meremortal, weight weight at April 13, 2017 05:50 PM (3myMJ)

111 The article calls the procedure "gender confirmation surgery" instead of "gender reassignment surgery."

----

More evidence that they're making this shit up as they go along.

...And then pretending that they've believed it for their entire lives!

Posted by: RKae at April 13, 2017 05:50 PM (4DpAT)

112 the MOMS (sans dads) brought their daughters to have that done to them. Evil beeyotches, they experienced that barbarity themselves and decided to pass along the misery to their daughters. I know they say that is how it goes with run of the mill child abuse too, but I cannot even.

Posted by: PaleRider at April 13, 2017 05:50 PM (eASYU)

113 I think it's vile but I'm not sure what law prohibits surgical removal of bits of people's bodies.
Posted by: eleven



Age of consent?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2017 05:50 PM (uh5kC)

114 ¿uoᴉʇɔɐǝɹ ʇsᴉuᴉɯǝɟ &$477;ɥʇ uo uoᴉʇɔᴉpǝɹd ʎ/W


Great, now I really screwed it up.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 13, 2017 05:50 PM (wPiJc)

115 70,
"Livonia is where the hospital was, I believe."

No hospital.

"Nagarwala worked as an emergency room doctor for the Henry Ford Health System in Detroit, though the complaint alleges the mutilation took place elsewhere - at a medical clinic in nearby Livonia, Michigan. The complaint did not identify the clinic."

Posted by: geoffb5 at April 13, 2017 05:50 PM (d3wbb)

116 I guess the End Times Solar eclipse that is coming this Fall is the real deal then.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 13, 2017 05:51 PM (fqERy)

117 Very sick fuks, but are any feminists going to speak up?

Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2017 05:51 PM (Ot7+c)

118 I think it's vile but I'm not sure what law prohibits surgical removal of bits of people's bodies.


Posted by: eleven at April 13, 2017 05:48 PM (qUNWi)


You left out the 'without the consent of the patient' part.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 13, 2017 05:51 PM (TaS61)

119 What is specifically illegal in this?

I think it's vile but I'm not sure what law prohibits surgical removal of bits of people's bodies.
Posted by: eleven at April 13, 2017 05:48 PM (qUNWi)


According to the article, it's specifically called out as illegal and this is the first time the law has been used.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 13, 2017 05:51 PM (8nWyX)

120 Almond "Joy's" got nutz, Mounds--DON'T!

Posted by: Thread Song at April 13, 2017 05:51 PM (fi5nC)

121 I read it.

Posted by: eleven at April 13, 2017 05:51 PM (qUNWi)

122 I assume ESPN is celebrating Jenner's self mutilation and requiring everyone to join in.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 13, 2017 05:52 PM (hJrjt)

123 Nice religion and culture they've got there.

Clearly we need to bring a shitload of them here to civilize us.

Because diversity.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 13, 2017 05:52 PM (SRKgf)

124 I have a modest proposal. The doctor and the two women who brought the girls to be mutilated should have their own genitals doused with kerosene and set on fire.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 13, 2017 05:52 PM (0mRoj)

125 What is specifically illegal in this?



I think it's vile but I'm not sure what law prohibits surgical removal of bits of people's bodies.

Posted by: eleven at April 13, 2017 05:48 PM (qUNWi)

My quick reaction to you question:1) There is a law prohibiting it. Not commenting as to the 'right or wrong' of the law, just saying that technically the practice is unlawful.

2) Aside from that, I would imagine there would be some other prohibition against abusing minors. It the victim was over 18, then I can see and maybe agree with your position.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 13, 2017 05:53 PM (8iiMU)

126 "Very sick fuks, but are any feminists going to speak up?"

Yes, probably in support of it. Code Pinkos mutilating their vagina costumes as we write. March is next week.

Posted by: Meremortal, weight weight at April 13, 2017 05:53 PM (3myMJ)

127 Rosie got a vaginoplasty. later she got a thank you card from the burn unit. Thank you for my new ears.

Posted by: Rev Al at April 13, 2017 05:53 PM (pv3gO)

128
I remember when the wife use to take the girls out for a special girls day it meant I had a coffee mug coming with daddy hand painted on it.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 13, 2017 05:53 PM (lKyWE)

129 Meh, that's barrel worthy. Better step away.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 13, 2017 05:53 PM (wPiJc)

130 I hope she goes to prison.

Posted by: eleven at April 13, 2017 05:53 PM (qUNWi)

131 O/T but not really...I used to comment at the local rag and a hardcore openly gay SJW threw the biggest hissy fit when I pointed out that if homosexuality was ever shown to be genetic/physiological/whatever and could be detected in the womb that homosexual babies would be getting culled left and right.

"But no doctors would ever do that!!11!!!"

I had quite a good time pointing out the reality of sex-selective abortions in Western countries and the even greater discriminatory attitude of 'cultural enrichers' toward homosexuality.

Many a tantrum was thrown.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at April 13, 2017 05:54 PM (pbkWd)

132 106 103 Jenner, nutty or not?
Posted by: Holmes at April 13, 2017 05:49 PM (fi5nC


Not any more.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 13, 2017 05:49 PM (SRKgf)

*******

Holy crap, that takes--balls.

Posted by: Holmes at April 13, 2017 05:54 PM (fi5nC)

133 I'm sure the Pussy Hat Brigade will give credit to Trump and Sessions for their strong stand in protecting girls from ghoulish doctors.
--

Well, there's no comments at Huffpo yet.

Buzzfeed comments are most anti-FGM, and most seem to realize it's completely different than circumcision.

The Daily Mail in the UK is not allowing comments on the article, surprise surprise.

Posted by: shibumi at April 13, 2017 05:54 PM (FkAXz)

134 I have a modest proposal. The doctor and the two women who brought the girls to be mutilated should have their own genitals doused with kerosene and set on fire.
Posted by: Insomniac




And then put out with an ice pick.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2017 05:54 PM (uh5kC)

135 Today's Rules:

Jewish baby circumcision: bad and evil
Jenner castration surgery: CELEBRATE!!
female genital mutilation of young girls: no comment

Posted by: SJWs shifting the goalposts at April 13, 2017 05:54 PM (hvf9s)

136 In ancient times male prisoners of war were often turned into eunuchs. All the transgenders being celebrated are prisoners of a cultural war.

Or not, just musing. No I can't muse around here that's OM's role.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 13, 2017 05:55 PM (hJrjt)

137 CRAP that should be NATO in comment #110.

Posted by: Meremortal, weight weight at April 13, 2017 05:55 PM (3myMJ)

138 62 35 Correction: Caitlyn Jenner had HIS genitalia removed. That man is not a she.
Posted by: redbanzai at April 13, 2017 05:36 PM (FTXAT)

Yes... it is not a Woman, it is a Eunuch...

that is the proper historical term...

Posted by: Don Q. at April 13, 2017 05:41 PM (NgKpN)

++++

Kinda, but not really. Historically, a "eunuch" is a castrated man. They still had their dicks. There is no historical word for the Jenner freak show. But, as to describing his gender, I would call still call him a "man". But, always with the scare quotes.


Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 13, 2017 05:55 PM (R+30W)

139 Democrat Party is now the party of Islam.

How can you say otherwise when they always prevent laws against Sharia Law.

Don't be surprised when the left starts defending this on religious grounds, and will support Sharia laws at the local level to get the votes. Also for any Christian who thinks otherwise don't expect the left to want the same religious freedoms given to Christians. After all Christians are part of western civilization and they must all pay for their evil ways in the name of social justice.

Posted by: William Eaton at April 13, 2017 05:55 PM (MuTTO)

140 I'm trying to noodle out progressive logic...

let:
r = fear of being called a racist/Islamophobe,
s = fear of being called a sexist,
h = fear of being a homo/trans phobe

So is (r > s > h), considering the FGM?
Or is (r > h > s), considering Jenner's mockery of womanhood?

Posted by: weew at April 13, 2017 05:55 PM (6EH85)

141 Every year in the fall there is a rally/march against female genital mutilation in DC. My sister says it's become her favorite event. The stories the women tell are really moving.

Posted by: biancaneve at April 13, 2017 05:55 PM (A/iod)

142 CRAP that should be NATO in comment #110.

I was fine with it either way.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 13, 2017 05:55 PM (Hxbwp)

143 Take my wife's genitals, please.

I took my wife to the imam to have her genitals removed and he said take this fatwa, beat her twice and call me in the morning.

Posted by: Hasan Minhaj at April 13, 2017 05:56 PM (MF/hn)

144 I don't see what the big deal is here. These girls
are just punishments to their parents.

Posted by: Baroque Obama at April 13, 2017 05:57 PM (fqERy)

145 I thought his nuts had been sued off after the automobile accident.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 13, 2017 05:57 PM (ZO497)

146 I was fine with it either way.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 13, 2017 05:55 PM (Hxbwp)

It still does work, doesn't it?

Posted by: Meremortal, weight weight at April 13, 2017 05:57 PM (3myMJ)

147 Dems will want to force doctors to perform fgm.... From cakes to.....

Posted by: Killer sock on a binder at April 13, 2017 05:57 PM (P1GJy)

148 Uh oh, it's Holy Week, I'll bet Jenner starts quoting scripture now.

"And Jesus said, Go Thou and do Likewise!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 13, 2017 05:57 PM (KeRkT)

149 136 In ancient times male prisoners of war were often turned into eunuchs. All the transgenders being celebrated are prisoners of a cultural war.

All of Mooohammads slaves (from Africa) too

Posted by: Rev Al at April 13, 2017 05:57 PM (pv3gO)

150 let:

r = fear of being called a racist/Islamophobe,

s = fear of being called a sexist,

h = fear of being a homo/trans phobe



So is (r > s > h), considering the FGM?

Or is (r > h > s), considering Jenner's mockery of womanhood?

Posted by: weew at April 13, 2017 05:55 PM (6EH85)

They said there would be no math, let alone algebra.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 13, 2017 05:58 PM (8iiMU)

151 131 O/T but not really...I used to comment at the local rag and a hardcore openly gay SJW threw the biggest hissy fit when I pointed out that if homosexuality was ever shown to be genetic/physiological/whatever and could be detected in the womb that homosexual babies would be getting culled left and right.

"But no doctors would ever do that!!11!!!"

I had quite a good time pointing out the reality of sex-selective abortions in Western countries and the even greater discriminatory attitude of 'cultural enrichers' toward homosexuality.

Many a tantrum was thrown.
Posted by: Lurking Canuck at April 13, 2017 05:54 PM (pbkWd)

If homosexuality is genetic then it must be natures way of culling genetically flawed individuals from the herd, by making them uninterested in reproducing.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 13, 2017 05:58 PM (hJrjt)

152 I remember (get it?) when Minnesota was composed of polite, slightly dim liberals and not rioting, mutilating monsters.

Also, still would not fuck Jenner. Bruce or Caitlyn.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 13, 2017 05:58 PM (xJa6I)

153 Re: Bruce Jenner

It's fairly well accepted SCIENCE!!! that people who routinelycut themselves have some sort of mental illness, right?

Posted by: moron robbie at April 13, 2017 05:59 PM (fD1ST)

154 let:

r = fear of being called a racist/Islamophobe,

s = fear of being called a sexist,


me = don't give a shit.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2017 05:59 PM (uh5kC)

155 Posted by: Muldoon at April 13, 2017 05:50 PM (wPiJc)

I remember when Neil Degrasse Tyson Chicken did a tweet using that font, has fans went nutso crazy over how coooool it was.

Achieving that on Twitter? Meh. Achieving the same thing on this site, when I can't even get ampersands? Alchemy magic worthy of Merlin. Bravo.

Posted by: LizLem at April 13, 2017 06:00 PM (hvf9s)

156 74 And the anti-circumcision crowd is dead silent on this subject.

Posted by: Eddie Baby at April 13, 2017 05:43 PM (CTCca)

++++

You think those opposed to circumcision are ok with this? I have never heard anyone opposed to circumcision who is ok with, or even neutral, when it comes to this. FGM has all the evil of male circumcision, but multiplied to the extreme.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 13, 2017 06:00 PM (R+30W)

157 Girls Night Out is nothing like it sounds, apparently.

Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2017 06:00 PM (jTtIQ)

158 >>FGM has all the evil of male circumcision, but multiplied to the extreme.


Evil, huh?

Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2017 06:01 PM (jTtIQ)

159 Interesting that in the past few weeks CAIR has been so quiet -- didn't they used to have a spokesman up giving a statement on just about everything? Hmmmm, maybe no protection from higher-up and they could have their books subpoenaed.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 13, 2017 06:02 PM (MIKMs)

160 Think how weird Jenner's bucket list must look.

Win Olympic Medal

Get a TV show

Kill a lady with car while texting

Get fake tits

Have own penis split in half, stuffed into body, nuts removed

Posted by: Dang at April 13, 2017 06:02 PM (8b+oT)

161 FGM has all the evil of male circumcision, but multiplied to the extreme.





Evil, huh?

Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2017 06:01 PM (jTtIQ)


So what you're saying is that we're made in God's image, but God fucked up, so we need to modify the original model?

Seems legit.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 13, 2017 06:02 PM (TaS61)

162 158 >>FGM has all the evil of male circumcision, but multiplied to the extreme.


Evil, huh?

Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2017 06:01 PM (jTtIQ)

++++

Mutilating a baby? Yes, evil.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 13, 2017 06:02 PM (R+30W)

163 Better put some fur oil on that.

Posted by: Emma at April 13, 2017 06:02 PM (XoldI)

164 There is no more beautiful sound that the muslim cries of a clitorectomy... except maybe the vacuuming sound of a jewish or christian baby

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at April 13, 2017 06:02 PM (DpOmP)

165 Please save leftover. We make meatloaf from parts.
Feed million who fight round eye.

Posted by: NORKS at April 13, 2017 06:02 PM (fqERy)

166 This thread is about to go sideways

Matt Damon!

Posted by: MOAB! at April 13, 2017 06:03 PM (fi5nC)

167 This isn't like male circumcision at all. Castration would be more like this, if castration led to massive infections and permanent pain.

Posted by: dagny at April 13, 2017 06:03 PM (Mc+44)

168
It's all about the nerve endings:
Male foreskin - few nerve endings - cleaner, healthier if removed
Female Clitoris - ( spoiler alert!) 5,000 nerve endings - oh my god!
No clitoris - tap on shoulder, no matter how persistent
Inside out penis - no nerve endings (sorry Bruce)

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 13, 2017 06:04 PM (HTdUD)

169 O/T... A demonstration is scheduled this Saturday in Seattle, demanding Trump release his tax records or else suffer the consequences of the emoluments clause.

Also, a BLM march is scheduled as well.

Mariners/Rangers game will be that evening. Whee!

Posted by: fly gal at April 13, 2017 06:04 PM (8TdcF)

170 Circumcision is mutilating a baby.

Good to know.

Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2017 06:04 PM (jTtIQ)

171 151

If homosexuality is genetic then it must be natures way of culling genetically flawed individuals from the herd, by making them uninterested in reproducing.

Or maybe nature's way of putting a restraint on population growth now that we've overcome it's more crude means of doing so by inventing soap, antibiotics, vaccines, etc.

Posted by: weew at April 13, 2017 06:04 PM (6EH85)

172 So what you're saying is that we're made in God's image, but God fucked up, so we need to modify the original model?

Seems legit.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at April 13, 2017 06:02 PM (TaS61)


Hey, He's the one who said to. Maybe it was a field service update.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 13, 2017 06:04 PM (8nWyX)

173 I assume ESPN is celebrating Jenner's self mutilation and requiring everyone to join in.

Yes. Our XESPY Awards.

Posted by: ESPNWXYZ at April 13, 2017 06:05 PM (Tyii7)

174 Hey Bruce, how's it hanging?

Ooops, my bad.

Posted by: DaveA at April 13, 2017 05:46 PM (FhXTo)
...........

lol

Posted by: wth at April 13, 2017 06:05 PM (HgMAr)

175 Kill them all.

Give Dearborn back to the Polish.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 13, 2017 06:05 PM (fVubI)

176 165 Please save leftover. We make meatloaf from parts.
Feed million who fight round eye.

Posted by: NORKS at April 13, 2017 06:02 PM (fqERy)


**************

Holy shit--CNN just showed a bunch of propaganda footage they did for North Korea and they showed a hell of a lot of North Koreans--


there was only one fat guy in the whole bunch.

Posted by: MOAB! at April 13, 2017 06:05 PM (fi5nC)

177 there was only one fat guy in the whole bunch.


he's the entree.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 13, 2017 06:06 PM (Hxbwp)

178 mohamed was Satan

Did you know there's a Sura that proclaims Allah to be the "best deceiver"?

Now, just who is the Lord of Lies?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 13, 2017 06:06 PM (fVubI)

179 Dear Planned Parenthood,

I have a pair of human testicles for sale. Recently removed. Good condition. Make offer.

Sincerely,
Caitlyn Jenner

Posted by: Dang at April 13, 2017 06:07 PM (8b+oT)

180 he's the entree.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 13, 2017 06:06 PM (Hxbwp)


********


lmao--


Soon....

Posted by: MOAB! at April 13, 2017 06:07 PM (fi5nC)

181 there was only one fat guy in the whole bunch

Head bark soup chef.

Posted by: ESPNWXYZ at April 13, 2017 06:07 PM (Tyii7)

182 Technically Jenner's wang was just filleted and turned inside out if I understand correctly. The balls would have been 86'd.

Posted by: Jack Sock at April 13, 2017 05:31 PM (jl269)

That article keeps yammering about "women" having vaginoplasties. Uh, no. Mentally-ill men are the typical customers for this alleged "service".

Talk about gaslighting.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 13, 2017 06:08 PM (0deF2)

183 And I don't know if they have modified in western countries but I read once where its traditional in Pislam to wait until the poor little boys are over 2 or 3 or so to do their circumcisions also. They have special hooks to keep the bedding off the tender penis afterwards.

So the muzzie boys are also faced with a bit of horror show vs getting circumcised at a few days.

Posted by: PaleRider at April 13, 2017 06:08 PM (eASYU)

184 Girls Night Out is nothing like it sounds, apparently.
Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2017 06:00 PM (jTtIQ)

And Box lunches.

Posted by: Moron with a darker sense of humor than they thought at April 13, 2017 06:08 PM (hvf9s)

185 A point that is so obvious that it's downright facile and I'm sure multiple commenters have already mentioned it, but hey, I'm never one to shirk the obvious - that is, that it's a mere slippery slope and a stone's throw from this to the liberal wet dream of throwing mohels in jail for performing male circumcisions. Not that I think we're anywhere near there - just that a lot of people on Stormfront got at least a raging semi imagining rabbis getting arrested en masse.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 13, 2017 06:08 PM (uuwor)

186 Doc, I said I don't want to pole vault anymore.

Another Obamacare casualty.

Posted by: DaveA at April 13, 2017 06:09 PM (FhXTo)

187 Did you know there's a Sura that proclaims Allah to be the "best deceiver"?



Now, just who is the Lord of Lies?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 13, 2017 06:06 PM (fVubI)

Interesting.
Regarding Bruce, Mrs DIG had a theory that his trans nonsense was just a publicity stunt to get a show and keep the freak show cash rolling in. She figured after a year he would go back to being a man.Turns out he was a actually a bit off his nut.
I denounce myself.




Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 13, 2017 06:09 PM (8iiMU)

188 New Joss Whedon Super Hero--

Phantom Penis--PAIN!

Posted by: MOAB! at April 13, 2017 06:09 PM (fi5nC)

189 So the muzzie boys are also faced with a bit of horror show vs getting circumcised at a few days.



Then they'll have sex with them for a while before killing them if they turn gay. Of course, it's so screwed up, it almost makes sense they're homicidal maniacs with body odor and minds like a rabid weasel.

Posted by: dagny at April 13, 2017 06:10 PM (Mc+44)

190 I thought the purpose of male circumcision was hygiene. The purpose of female circumcision is to make damned sure she never enjoys sex and thus won't stray when her husband develops a fondness for others (others being young girls and bleating animals).

Posted by: kathysaysso at April 13, 2017 06:10 PM (43OZ6)

191 Correction: Caitlyn Jenner had HIS genitalia removed. That man is not a she.

Posted by: redbanzai at April 13, 2017 05:36 PM (FTXAT)

Indeed. The term is "cunterfeit".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 13, 2017 06:10 PM (0deF2)

192 I swear I typed "young boys." Wonder what shadowy government agency is autocorrecting my posts?

Posted by: kathysaysso at April 13, 2017 06:11 PM (43OZ6)

193 He is the hero Dearborn needs, not the hero it deserves. He is a solitary light in the shadows. He is...Al-Bhatman.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 13, 2017 06:11 PM (uuwor)

194 Fuck Hawaiian Judges

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 13, 2017 06:12 PM (iWP7M)

195 Are these Somali's from Minnesota? Read somewhere that AG Sessions is getting ready to deport around 4k of them back to their home hellhole. A good start.

To quote a certain president:

Out! Out! Out!

Posted by: Boots at April 13, 2017 06:12 PM (EBwPV)

196 >>I thought the purpose of male circumcision was hygiene.


Nope.

According to our resident Theists, it is for torture and general shits and giggles.

Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2017 06:12 PM (jTtIQ)

197 Check out the related story about a father and daughter who used to be a mother and son qho are transitioning together. This is at the Jenner link. The madness is accelerating.

Posted by: #neverskankles at April 13, 2017 06:12 PM (ni9pL)

198 To legally protect islam is to sanction slavery at some point. They will eventually claim the hill anywhere that any of us thinks is worth dying on.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 13, 2017 06:12 PM (VdICR)

199 She figured after a year he would go back to being a man.Turns out he was a actually a bit off his nut.
I denounce myself.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 13, 2017 06:09 PM (8iiMU)

I doubt he'll be around in another five. I don't mean I don't think he'll be in the public eye. I mean he's got so many people enabling and encouraging his mental illnesses that I can't see any other way for him to keep getting attention.

Posted by: moron robbie at April 13, 2017 06:12 PM (fD1ST)

200 Barry had a cliterectomy and he turned out fine...

Posted by: Moochelle at April 13, 2017 06:13 PM (DpOmP)

201 Well, hygiene, attractiveness and decrease in sensitivity. We don't need a plethora of MORE sensitive dicks.

Posted by: dagny at April 13, 2017 06:13 PM (Mc+44)

202 I want my Muslim ban and I want it NOW.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 13, 2017 06:13 PM (iWP7M)

203 Makes it even worse somehow that doctor performing this was a woman.

Posted by: sunnyskyzwish at April 13, 2017 06:13 PM (fDdVG)

204 *reads Ace's update*
*types deletes*

Posted by: Aunt Luna at April 13, 2017 06:14 PM (Zd2ZF)

205 As long as they're anti-christian all is fine...

Posted by: Leftist at April 13, 2017 06:14 PM (DpOmP)

206 If you like your VD you can keep your VD !

Posted by: Circumcision is Evil at April 13, 2017 06:14 PM (UFHDz)

207 202
I want my Muslim ban and I want it NOW.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 13, 2017 06:13 PM (iWP7M)

I had a muslim band, and look what it got me.

Posted by: Black-eyed Reid at April 13, 2017 06:14 PM (8iiMU)

208 Once again PDTs instincts are dead accurate.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 13, 2017 06:14 PM (iWP7M)

209 190. Others , more likely being young boys and bleating animals Kathysaysso.

Mind there is a long human history of pedophilia, muzzies didn't invent that perversion. Lot of non-western cultures considered buttsex OK as long as the partner was not over such and such an age, and I think often only the lower castes (ie actors guild) were subject to being made partners as kids.

Posted by: PaleRider at April 13, 2017 06:15 PM (eASYU)

210 Well, hygiene, attractiveness and decrease in sensitivity. We don't need a plethora of MORE sensitive dicks.
Posted by: dagny at April 13, 2017 06:13 PM (Mc+44)


Also the sign of the covenant thing...

Posted by: hogmartin at April 13, 2017 06:15 PM (8nWyX)

211 According to our resident Theists, it is for torture and general shits and giggles.Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2017 06:12 PM (jTtIQ)


No, who said that? It was hygiene, just like all the dietary abrahamic laws were for food safety. God is timeless, he knew what he was doing.

Posted by: dagny at April 13, 2017 06:15 PM (Mc+44)

212 The purpose of male circumcision is to prevent the genitals from looking like something Lance Henriksen should be fighting on Planet Zarathasis with a Laser Chainsaw.




Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 13, 2017 06:15 PM (uuwor)

213 I thought the purpose of male circumcision was hygiene. The purpose of female circumcision is to make damned sure she never enjoys sex and thus won't stray when her husband develops a fondness for others (others being young girls and bleating animals)
--

You are correct.

FGM also causes reproductive issues down the road.

Also... circumcision does not interfere with men feeling pleasure during sex.

/might was well address the record here...


Posted by: shibumi at April 13, 2017 06:15 PM (FkAXz)

214 152 I remember (get it?) when Minnesota was composed of polite, slightly dim liberals and not rioting, mutilating monsters.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 13, 2017 05:58 PM (xJa6I)



SLIGHTLY dim??


Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 13, 2017 06:15 PM (SRKgf)

215 187 Regarding Bruce, Mrs DIG had a theory that his trans nonsense was just a publicity stunt to get a show and keep the freak show cash rolling in. She figured after a year he would go back to being a man.Turns out he was a actually a bit off his nut.
I denounce myself.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 13, 2017 06:09 PM (8iiMU)

---------------------------------------------

That's exactly what I thought too - that all the K-ladies were getting all the publicity and making all that sweet K-cash, so he wanted in on it.

That at least would make sense. He appears to genuinely be suffering from a mental illness and that's very sad.

Posted by: Boots at April 13, 2017 06:15 PM (EBwPV)

216 I read somewhere that when a person who's had their penis turned outside in and stuffed up in them like Jenner and they get aroused it will sometimes pop back out and make a noise like a party horn. Anyone else heard that? Pretty sure it's true.

Posted by: Dang at April 13, 2017 06:15 PM (8b+oT)

217 This isn't strictly a Muslim thing. It is concentrated culturally in Northeast Africa and northern sub-Saharan Africa with popularity in some Middle East countries. In some Muslim counties it is practically unheard of, while in many parts of Africa it is practiced by Christians (sometimes at a higher rate than in Muslims) and animists as part of their traditional culture.

Posted by: Gov. Mark Dayton at April 13, 2017 06:15 PM (rUIbB)

218 /off crazy gubernatorial sock.

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 13, 2017 06:16 PM (rUIbB)

219 185 A point that is so obvious that it's downright facile and I'm sure multiple commenters have already mentioned it, but hey, I'm never one to shirk the obvious - that is, that it's a mere slippery slope and a stone's throw from this to the liberal wet dream of throwing mohels in jail for performing male circumcisions. Not that I think we're anywhere near there - just that a lot of people on Stormfront got at least a raging semi imagining rabbis getting arrested en masse.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 13, 2017 06:08 PM (uuwor)

++++

Most circumcisions are performed by M.D.s, not mohels. And in the US, most of the boys getting the operation are not Jewish.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 13, 2017 06:16 PM (R+30W)

220 Well there's still hope.

Maybe Ivanka will order him to Tomahawk Minneapolis.

For the children.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 13, 2017 06:16 PM (iWP7M)

221 " Barry had a cliterectomy and he turned out fine...

Posted by: Moochelle at April 13, 2017 06:13 PM (DpOmP) "

It's technically a cliterectomy every time he gets a haircut or a skin tag removed, since it's a skilled professional using a blade to remove something from a giant pussy.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 13, 2017 06:17 PM (uuwor)

222
Makes it even worse somehow that doctor performing this was a woman.
Posted by: sunnyskyzwish at April 13, 2017 06:13 PM (fD


A male doctor would havw to marry the girl afterwards

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 13, 2017 06:17 PM (lKyWE)

223 Jenner had HIS dick and balls cut off or surgically mutilated. But even with all that, he still carries the male chromosome. Which by any normal definition still makes him male.

Btw. I am now putting him on suicide watch.

Posted by: Soona at April 13, 2017 06:18 PM (Fmupd)

224 Also the sign of the covenant thing...




Well yeah, but they were asked to circumcise because He wanted them healthy and their offspring healthy and to not breed with others because they were the line from which His son would come to create the New Covenant. Everything in the Old Testament is Salvation History, the story of the people who would produce the Christ. Some of God's instructions to those nomadic primitive desert dwellers were about their surviving to be the line from which Christ would be born.

Posted by: dagny at April 13, 2017 06:18 PM (Mc+44)

225 216; i heard it sprays you like one of them clown flowers.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 13, 2017 06:18 PM (KP5rU)

226 Boys are circumcised so their dick doesn't look like it's in the klan.

Posted by: Dang at April 13, 2017 06:18 PM (8b+oT)

227

The housing projects in MLPS are stuffed with Somali drug dealers. I wish they'd leave

Posted by: ThunderB at April 13, 2017 06:18 PM (AxNKq)

228 Bruces loss

Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2017 06:18 PM (Ot7+c)

229 Well, hygiene, attractiveness and decrease in sensitivity. We don't need a plethora of MORE sensitive dicks.

Posted by: dagny


Huh? 'Decrease in sensitivity'?

The foreskin is like natures condom. It decreases sensitivity. There is some conjecture that it's purpose


(alert - this gets gross)



is to gather up the semen of competing male to increase the odds of fresh penetration causing impregnation.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 13, 2017 06:19 PM (HTdUD)

230 Makes it even worse somehow that doctor performing this was a woman.
Posted by: sunnyskyzwish at April 13, 2017 06:13 PM (fDdVG)

See 97 for my suspicion

Posted by: golfman at April 13, 2017 06:19 PM (48QDY)

231 219
Most circumcisions are performed by M.D.s, not mohels. And in the US, most of the boys getting the operation are not Jewish.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 13, 2017 06:16 PM (R+30W)


A couple of years ago there was a very bizarre, disgusting incident in New York of some Hassidic rabbi biting the foreskin off of a baby. Allegedly it's kosher; the procedure not the skin.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2017 06:19 PM (mbhDw)

232 It's the females in African society (the procedure is typically african muslim) who do the cutting. Old ladies with broken coke bottles, usually.

Posted by: dagny at April 13, 2017 06:19 PM (Mc+44)

233 Posted by: Dang at April 13, 2017 06:15 PM (8b+oT)

Only if the Super Glue on the end didn't take.

Posted by: golfman at April 13, 2017 06:20 PM (48QDY)

234 Well yeah, but they were asked to circumcise because He wanted them healthy and their offspring healthy
Posted by: dagny at April 13, 2017 06:18 PM (Mc+44)


Oh yeah, not disagreeing. Like the dietary rules it probably started as a sanitary thing,

Posted by: hogmartin at April 13, 2017 06:20 PM (8nWyX)

235 Off topic, but when are some "town halls" being hosted by democrats going to get packed with rude screaming people wearing MAGA hats and demanding their rep support Trump?

Or just demanding they GTFO and STFU?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 13, 2017 06:20 PM (U6f54)

236 You know who else wasn't circumcised? And look what happened.

Posted by: Strobe at April 13, 2017 06:20 PM (gbWkA)

237 "Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2017 06:19 PM (mbhDw) "

It's a quite rare, arcane practice that anti-Semites like to pretend happens at every circumcision, to the point that rabbis are basically pedophile vampires.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 13, 2017 06:21 PM (uuwor)

238 >>is to gather up the semen of competing male to increase the odds of fresh penetration causing impregnation.


Who are you - Jen?

Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2017 06:21 PM (jTtIQ)

239 It truly is a cult when you can convince them to take a weed-wacker to their hooha

Posted by: Marshall Applewhite at April 13, 2017 06:21 PM (DpOmP)

240 231: that part never made it on seinfeld.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 13, 2017 06:21 PM (KP5rU)

241 This may be skullworthy: in airport so I see CNN and they say sources say U.K. Intercepted Trump associates conversations with Russians.

I am old enough to remember when saying that was a war crime!

Posted by: blaster at April 13, 2017 06:21 PM (u2rDY)

242 John Bobbitt was a woman until they sewed her penis back on?

Fascinating.

Posted by: Dang at April 13, 2017 06:21 PM (8b+oT)

243 235 Off topic, but when are some "town halls" being hosted by democrats going to get packed with rude screaming people wearing MAGA hats and demanding their rep support Trump?

Or just demanding they GTFO and STFU?
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 13, 2017 06:20 PM (U6f54)


Kwannell X and the NBP goon squads are there to, uh, keep the peace, in a manner of speaking.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2017 06:21 PM (mbhDw)

244 Could drop a MOAB on Detroit, but no one would notice.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 13, 2017 06:21 PM (GDm2n)

245 >>It's the females in African society (the procedure is typically african muslim) who do the cutting. Old ladies with broken coke bottles, usually.


I saw that movie, too. It was a Coke Bottle Cap.

Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2017 06:22 PM (jTtIQ)

246 tell me more about these young boys... circumcised or un...

Posted by: Harry Reid at April 13, 2017 06:22 PM (DpOmP)

247 Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 13, 2017 06:19 PM (HTdUD)

Wow that is gross. However, I thought that a circumcised dick was less sensitive because it had more exposure to the elements than one backed up in a little pocket. Isn't that the complaint from the anti-circumcision crowd?

Posted by: dagny at April 13, 2017 06:22 PM (Mc+44)

248 >>A couple of years ago there was a very bizarre, disgusting incident in New York of some Hassidic rabbi biting the foreskin off of a baby. Allegedly it's kosher


Only if you spit.

Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2017 06:22 PM (jTtIQ)

249 237 "Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2017 06:19 PM (mbhDw) "

It's a quite rare, arcane practice that anti-Semites like to pretend happens at every circumcision, to the point that rabbis are basically pedophile vampires.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 13, 2017 06:21 PM (uuwor)


I deleted a sentence from my post at the end, to wit, "and this is how anti-semitism flares up." That and whenever Chuck Schemer speaks.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2017 06:23 PM (mbhDw)

250 I saw that movie, too. It was a Coke Bottle Cap.

Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2017 06:22 PM (jTtIQ)


I didn't see a movie, I read about it.

Posted by: dagny at April 13, 2017 06:23 PM (Mc+44)

251 244 Could drop a MOAB on Detroit, but no one would notice.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 13, 2017 06:21 PM (GDm2n)


There isn't enough rubble left to bounce.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2017 06:23 PM (mbhDw)

252 Probably some old islamist couldn't find his girlfriend's clit so he demanded they all be removed.

Do I hear crickets chirping from the pro-choice side?

Posted by: Richard Hennigan at April 13, 2017 06:23 PM (bmkS9)

253 How was this missed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUgEpKnkC7w

Posted by: Archangel Michael at April 13, 2017 06:24 PM (MhEoO)

254 You never saw 'The Gods Must Be Crazy'?

Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2017 06:24 PM (jTtIQ)

255 "Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 13, 2017 06:19 PM (HTdUD) "

I believe the general line of thinking is that circumcised men get desensitized to the more sensitive areas that the foreskin would otherwise cover because it's always exposed, rubbing on cloth and whatnot. Whereas uncut men usually have it under wraps so when it's touched they turn into a 15 year old from a teen sex comedy and basically have an orgasm seizure.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 13, 2017 06:24 PM (uuwor)

256 A couple of years ago there was a very bizarre, disgusting incident in New York of some Hassidic rabbi biting the foreskin off of a baby. Allegedly it's kosher; the procedure not the skin.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2017 06:19 PM (mbhDw)

++++

I recall that. I also recall seeing some story about lambs? (or some animal) getting castrated in a similar manner. Not by mohels, though. lol

It was something about how when they are using both hands to hold the animal and get everything in position, it left just the mouth to make the final cut. Maybe it was on Dirty Jobs? Don't recall where I saw it.

Me, I'd probably just seek out an assistant.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 13, 2017 06:24 PM (R+30W)

257 You know why they have women do it, right?

Because they'll stop and ask for directions.

Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2017 06:25 PM (jTtIQ)

258 MOAR Winning!

On Wednesday NATO Secretary-General Jens Stoltenberg said during
a joint press conference at the White House that allied spending was up
$10 billion because of President Trump.

Posted by: shibumi at April 13, 2017 06:25 PM (FkAXz)

259 Under Wife thanks me all the time for being circumcised. She says
anything longer would be, ahem, uncomfortable.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 13, 2017 06:25 PM (fqERy)

260 254 You never saw 'The Gods Must Be Crazy'?
Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2017 06:24 PM (jTtIQ)

Loved that movie when it came out. The blonde chick was kind of hot too. Sort of like a South African Carol Connors.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2017 06:25 PM (mbhDw)

261 is to gather up the semen of competing male


+++++

yeah, and why is that a problem ?

Posted by: Circumcision is Evil at April 13, 2017 06:25 PM (UFHDz)

262 My OB was trained in the mohl method which is faster and less painful than the ones the other OBs use. The others insert a "bell" under the foreskin and cut around it. The mohl is more free hand.

Posted by: dagny at April 13, 2017 06:26 PM (Mc+44)

263 However, I thought that a circumcised dick was less sensitive because it had more exposure to the elements than one backed up in a little pocket. Isn't that the complaint from the anti-circumcision crowd?

Posted by: dagny


The anti-circumcision crowd has some weird arguments - few of them backed by actual science.

Virtually all of the nerve endings in the male penis are congregated at the end. A superfluous layer of skin isn't helping them out.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 13, 2017 06:26 PM (HTdUD)

264 Could drop a MOAB on Detroit, but no one would notice.
--

we'd miss hockey.

and the Fox Theater.

and John King Books.

as for the rest... meh.

Posted by: shibumi at April 13, 2017 06:26 PM (FkAXz)

265 This may be skullworthy: in airport so I see CNN and
they say sources say U.K. Intercepted Trump associates conversations
with Russians.



Posted by: blaster
-----

That intercept stuff sounds familiar. Like someone said it but then someone else said it was "fake news."

How 'bout a round of apologies now from CNN? Yeah, right.

Posted by: Dang at April 13, 2017 06:26 PM (8b+oT)

266 Quick, let's import the entire middle east

Posted by: Lord Sir x at April 13, 2017 06:26 PM (nFwvY)

267 259 Under Wife thanks me all the time for being circumcised. She says
anything longer would be, ahem, uncomfortable.
Posted by: Under Fire at April 13, 2017 06:25 PM (faery


"I take full credit, da!"

- - Dr. Vladimir Beitchakokoff, Soviet Mohel

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2017 06:26 PM (mbhDw)

268

Wow that is gross. However, I thought that a circumcised dick was less sensitive because it had more exposure to the elements than one backed up in a little pocket. Isn't that the complaint from the anti-circumcision crowd?
Posted by: dagny at April 13, 2017 06:22 PM (Mc+44)


------------------

The wind, rain, and heat aren't that bad. But the hail......OMG, the hail........

Posted by: Soona at April 13, 2017 06:27 PM (Fmupd)

269 This isn't strictly a Muslim thing.

Except they have Mohammed endorsing and ordering it. You can't find a line in the Bible where Jesus says "gouge out the clitoris with a rusty razor".

Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 13, 2017 06:27 PM (fVubI)

270 241 This may be skullworthy: in airport so I see CNN and they say sources say U.K. Intercepted Trump associates conversations with Russians.

They keep pushing this, as if contacts with Russians were crimes in and of themselves. If they had more, we'd have heard it by now.
Anyway, you know who else had conversations with Russians? Hillary and her associates.

Posted by: gewa76 at April 13, 2017 06:27 PM (f4GSC)

271 and the bottom is rocky.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 13, 2017 06:28 PM (Hxbwp)

272 It was something about how when they are using both hands to hold the animal and get everything in position, it left just the mouth to make the final cut. Maybe it was on Dirty Jobs? Don't recall where I saw it.

Me, I'd probably just seek out an assistant.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous



Agreed. Let the assistant bite it off.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2017 06:28 PM (uh5kC)

273 The wind, rain, and heat aren't that bad. But the hail......OMG, the hail........

Posted by: Soona at April 13, 2017 06:27 PM (Fmupd)

I can barely type I am chuckling so hard....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 13, 2017 06:28 PM (rF0hx)

274 Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 13, 2017 06:24 PM (uuwor)


That's what I thought, despite the nature's condom thing. I don't have a dick, so I'll concede to those who do.


I've seen few movies made since 1977 when I stopped watching tv.






Posted by: dagny at April 13, 2017 06:28 PM (Mc+44)

275 Hmmm they're reporting a possible pre-emptive strike on the Norks if they light the fuse on that bomb.

Nothing would ruin Grandpa's pancake picnic than a buncha bombs falling on their heads.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 13, 2017 06:28 PM (4ErVI)

276 The mohl is more free hand.
Posted by: dagny at April 13, 2017 06:26 PM (Mc+44)


I have never before wondered how apprentice mohels "practice".

Posted by: hogmartin at April 13, 2017 06:28 PM (8nWyX)

277 to gather up the semen
-----
You mean, like a blue dress?

Posted by: HILLARY!!! at April 13, 2017 06:28 PM (8b+oT)

278 It's not illegal to talk to russians.

Posted by: dagny at April 13, 2017 06:29 PM (Mc+44)

279 the MOMS (sans dads) brought their daughters to
have that done to them. Evil beeyotches, they experienced that
barbarity themselves and decided to pass along the misery to their
daughters. I know they say that is how it goes with run of the mill
child abuse too, but I cannot even.

Posted by: PaleRider at April 13, 2017 05:50 PM (eASYU)

I bet you anything that those girls were not removed from their parents even though they will likely abuse their daughters in other ways if they are willing to do this to them.

Posted by: redbanzai at April 13, 2017 06:29 PM (FTXAT)

280 275 Hmmm they're reporting a possible pre-emptive strike on the Norks if they light the fuse on that bomb.

Nothing would ruin Grandpa's pancake picnic than a buncha bombs falling on their heads.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 13, 2017 06:28 PM (4ErVI)


The ChiComs will then take out the Kim regime. The want the North to stay Commie, but they do not want the refugees. Neither does the South.

Win-Win situation.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2017 06:29 PM (mbhDw)

281 Our national newspaper of record, The New York Times, has an article at the top of the current e-edition which says that religious folks natively distrust media and scientific elites, which is why we have a "post-truth" political climate.

"The Evangelical Roots of Our Post-Truth Society"
http://tinyurl.com/k87kmke

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 13, 2017 06:30 PM (SIY7D)

282 >> The mohl is more free hand.


Those guys are true artists.

Posted by: Subway Employee at April 13, 2017 06:30 PM (jTtIQ)

283
My lips are exposed to the elements 24/7/365. Thank G-d they're no less sensitive to the power of a kiss than when I was thirteen.

I don't buy the argument.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 13, 2017 06:30 PM (HTdUD)

284
Except they have Mohammed endorsing and ordering it. You can't find a line in the Bible where Jesus says "gouge out the clitoris with a rusty razor".
--

Oh, it's totally in the Old Testament. In one of the "hidden books of the Bible."

The author is "The Profit Satan."

Posted by: The History Channel at April 13, 2017 06:30 PM (FkAXz)

285
Check out the related story about a father and daughter who used to be a
mother and son qho are transitioning together. This is at the Jenner
link. The madness is accelerating.

Posted by: #neverskankles at April 13, 2017 06:12 PM (ni9pL)

I hope they keep it up. It will make the coming civil war much easier.

Posted by: Infidel at April 13, 2017 06:31 PM (uKRys)

286 But Obama can't do that! Only FISA courts can do that, you guys!

Posted by: Dang at April 13, 2017 06:31 PM (8b+oT)

287
Remember the old Saturday Night Live routine when the mohel performing a circumcision in the back of a Chrysler "K" car?

"PERFECT!"

THAT was brilliant.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2017 06:31 PM (mbhDw)

288 Btw. I am now putting him on suicide watch.

Yep. And then we'll be endlessly lectured how it was the failure of the public to accept Jenner's madness that caused his suicide.

Remember when we used to realize suicide attempts were cries for help? And how other attention-seeking behavior could ALSO be cries for help? Well, now, the moment the attention-seeking involves genitals in some way, it's not a cry for help, but a cause to indulge the poor bastard. So people who want help, who are looking for someone to show they care, are instead being shoved deeper and deeper into their despair.

The shock isn't that so many commit suicide -- it's that they only kill themselves.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 13, 2017 06:31 PM (fVubI)

289 The anti-circumcision crowd has some weird arguments - few of them backed by actual science.

Virtually all of the nerve endings in the male penis are congregated at the end. A superfluous layer of skin isn't helping them out.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 13, 2017 06:26 PM (HTdUD)


How is it a detriment?

Posted by: One Eyed Trouser Snake at April 13, 2017 06:31 PM (rUIbB)

290
Quick, let's import the entire middle east
--
I'm doing the best I can!

Posted by: angela 'mohammad' merkel at April 13, 2017 06:31 PM (FkAXz)

291 284
Except they have Mohammed endorsing and ordering it. You can't find a line in the Bible where Jesus says "gouge out the clitoris with a rusty razor".
--

Oh, it's totally in the Old Testament. In one of the "hidden books of the Bible."

The author is "The Profit Satan."
Posted by: The History Channel at April 13, 2017 06:30 PM (FkAXz)


"In Search of Historic Cheeses."

Eye-opening film, that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2017 06:32 PM (mbhDw)

292 Yep. And then we'll be endlessly lectured how it was the failure of the public to accept Jenner's madness that caused his suicide




Pfffft. My Give-O-Shit Meter didn't move.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2017 06:32 PM (uh5kC)

293 Why is there a season?

Posted by: Questions I don't really want the answer to at April 13, 2017 06:33 PM (FhXTo)

294 'Come, gather 'round spermatozoa
wherever you roam
and admit that the waters
around you have grown
and accept that soon you'll be next to a bone
'cause none of you is worth savin'...

Posted by: Zombie Dylan Foreskin at April 13, 2017 06:33 PM (jTtIQ)

295 Anyone else think today's MOAB was, in part, product testing for a delivery to the crazy fat kid?

Posted by: Dang at April 13, 2017 06:33 PM (8b+oT)

296
Well yeah, but they were asked to circumcise because He wanted them healthy and their offspring healthy

Posted by: dagny at April 13, 2017 06:18 PM (Mc+44)



Oh yeah, not disagreeing. Like the dietary rules it probably started as a sanitary thing,

Posted by: hogmartin at April 13, 2017 06:20 PM (8nWyX)

It still is a sanitary thing... particularly for infant boys.

Posted by: redbanzai at April 13, 2017 06:34 PM (FTXAT)

297 Why is there a season?



For every season
Burn, burn, burn

Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2017 06:34 PM (uh5kC)

298 "OK, so where are all the #WomensMarch protesters and their pussy hats?"

--------

OregonMuse, pussyhats organiser is also a Muslim and probably approves of this practice. It's all those idiotic leftie marching middle class women looking for a 60s counter-culture frisson that are dangerous. They are being used in misdirecting the attention from real crimes and injustices.

But such smug women can't see what's right in front of them because their thinking is so elevated and their noses point skywards while they trample the real victims.

The bored middle class women are famous for infantile gestures, in the 60s it was burning bras and now it's pussyhats while the real perpetrators go about ruining society.

Posted by: Decaf at April 13, 2017 06:34 PM (Tm3Ti)

299 >>My lips are exposed to the elements 24/7/365. Thank G-d they're no less sensitive to the power of a kiss than when I was thirteen.

I don't buy the argument.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum


I'm sure your entire vagina is immaculate.

Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2017 06:35 PM (jTtIQ)

300 The ChiComs will then take out the Kim regime. The want the North to stay Commie, but they do not want the refugees. Neither does the South.

Win-Win situation.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 13, 2017 06:29 PM (mbhDw)

Yeah and I'm fine with it. Even the South Koreans don't want the responsibility for these people. Any reunification would take forever and cost the South trillions.

Put some harmless bonehead in charge with a hotline to Beijing and no nukes and no missiles and I'm a happy camper.

The gulag system is awful, but maybe even that can be reformed with someone more pro-Chinese. We can hope anyway.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 13, 2017 06:35 PM (4ErVI)

301 Probably some old islamist couldn't find his girlfriend's clit so he demanded they all be removed.

That would be Mohammed, who apparently either "recommended" or "required" depending.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 13, 2017 06:36 PM (fVubI)

302 Well good for Brucie cause nothing says sexy like a wet diaper.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 13, 2017 06:37 PM (05GC1)

303 Anyone else think today's MOAB was, in part, product testing for a delivery to the crazy fat kid?
Posted by: Dang at April 13, 2017 06:33 PM (8b+oT)

Nah. Just PDT checking out his new toyz.

Gotta get the dust off em.

Posted by: golfman at April 13, 2017 06:37 PM (48QDY)

304 283
My lips are exposed to the elements 24/7/365. Thank G-d they're no less sensitive to the power of a kiss than when I was thirteen.

I don't buy the argument.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 13, 2017 06:30 PM (HTdUD)


But think of how much more pleasurable it would be if you had foreskin on your lips

Posted by: Fredo at April 13, 2017 06:37 PM (Fmupd)

305 The blonde chick was kind of hot too. Sort of like a South African Carol Connors.

WTF? Archie Bunker?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 13, 2017 06:37 PM (fVubI)

306 My lips are exposed to the elements 24/7/365. Thank G-d they're no less sensitive to the power of a kiss than when I was thirteen.

I don't buy the argument.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum


I'm sure your entire vagina is immaculate.
Posted by: garrett



I believe the style guide requires pics!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2017 06:38 PM (uh5kC)

307 >>I believe the style guide requires pics!


I'm on it!

Posted by: Hope Solo at April 13, 2017 06:40 PM (jTtIQ)

308 Yeah and I'm fine with it. Even the South Koreans don't want the responsibility for these people. Any reunification would take forever and cost the South trillions.

Put some harmless bonehead in charge with a hotline to Beijing and no nukes and no missiles and I'm a happy camper.


And push food to them to help alleviate starvation.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2017 06:40 PM (uh5kC)

309 The shock isn't that so many commit suicide -- it's that they only kill themselves.

Posted by: Rob Crawford
-----
The list of the top 10 prolific serial killers in the US has 6 gay people on it. From 3% of the population to 60% of the serial killers most prolific list. Something ain't right. Right?

Posted by: Dang at April 13, 2017 06:40 PM (8b+oT)

310 My lips are exposed to the elements 24/7/365. Thank G-d they're no less sensitive to the power of a kiss than when I was thirteen.

I don't buy the argument.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 13, 2017 06:30 PM (HTdUD)

But think of how much more pleasurable it would be if you had foreskin on your lips

Posted by: Fredo at April 13, 2017 06:37 PM (Fmupd)


???

Some people may not get the entire "how does a foreskin" work when it comes to sex...

And yes, there are nice things that can be done with a tongue and a foreskin..

Posted by: One Eyed Trouser Snake at April 13, 2017 06:40 PM (rUIbB)

311 Nood

Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2017 06:41 PM (uh5kC)

312 Why is there a season?


Posted by: Questions I don't really want the answer to
-----
Coupons.

Posted by: Dang at April 13, 2017 06:41 PM (8b+oT)

313 "In Search of Historic Cheeses."

I'd watch that. Does that make me a bad person?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 13, 2017 06:41 PM (fVubI)

314 244 Could drop a MOAB on Detroit, but no one would notice.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 13, 2017 06:21 PM (GDm2n)



Sure we would.

The crime rate would drop.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 13, 2017 06:43 PM (SRKgf)

315 The gulag system is awful, but maybe even that can be reformed with someone more pro-Chinese. We can hope anyway.

Google "lao gai".

Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 13, 2017 06:44 PM (fVubI)

316
If an extra layer of skin is so great than why do women retract the hood over their clitoris during oral... ministrations.

I believe the ghey lobby is the only group that likes the 'uncut' male - for whatever preverted reasons.

The nerve endings in the genital area of both sexes can detect the same common themes:

wet/dry
air movement/no air movement
hot/cold
slippery/not slippery
motion/no motion

Nothing is 'enhanced' by a dulling extraneous layer of non-nerve bearing layer of skin.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 13, 2017 06:44 PM (HTdUD)

317 Monitoring a few AFGSC formerly SAC radio frequencies. They are usually somewhat active sending coded messages and op tests. I hear nothing right now. Nothing. Unusual.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 13, 2017 06:44 PM (fqERy)

318 The bored middle class women are famous for infantile gestures, in the 60s it was burning bras and now it's pussyhats while the real perpetrators go about ruining society.

Posted by: Decaf at April 13, 2017 06:34 PM (Tm3Ti)



But don't you dare even imply that women are defined by their boobs and hoohas.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 13, 2017 06:46 PM (SRKgf)

319 I believe the ghey lobby is the only group that likes the 'uncut' male - for whatever preverted reasons.


That's not what she said...

The nerve endings in the genital area of both sexes can detect the same common themes:

wet/dry
air movement/no air movement
hot/cold
slippery/not slippery
motion/no motion

Nothing is 'enhanced' by a dulling extraneous layer of non-nerve bearing layer of skin.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 13, 2017 06:44 PM (HTdUD)


Nothing is gained by getting snipped either.

Posted by: One Eyed Trouser Snake at April 13, 2017 06:57 PM (rUIbB)

320 "Our national newspaper of record, The New York Times, has an article at the top of the current e-edition which says that religious folks natively distrust media and scientific elites, which is why we have a "post-truth" political climate."

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It's the "scientific" elites that are mistrusted, NYT must have forgotten the quotes.

The media is distrusted because they are the handmaidens of the so-called s ie ridiculous elites and every other lie out there.

Posted by: Decaf at April 13, 2017 07:00 PM (Tm3Ti)

321 Nothing is gained by getting snipped either.

Posted by: One Eyed Trouser Snake


Except the sensitivity gained by losing a superfluous layer of skin with no nerve endings.

But I have a feeling I'm dealing with a 'none so blind' sort of person -- so goodnight.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 13, 2017 07:04 PM (HTdUD)

322 Nah. Just PDT checking out his new toyz.

"General, does this thing work?"

"Yes, sir"

"Okay, find me someone worthless to drop it on. I want video."

Posted by: JEM at April 13, 2017 07:06 PM (TppKb)

323 The mutilation is horrible.

No sympathy, other than for the girls.

Posted by: gracepc at April 13, 2017 07:13 PM (OU4q6)

324 I wish Tucker would aim the. high beams on all the random mayhem taking place in Minnesota so Al Franken=stein can feel some pressure. Al's doing all this showboating for the cameras at confirmation hearings and meanwhile the folks back home are experiencing a low level jihad. "refugees" are are parading in the streets, threatening rape and murder to the nonmuslim residents.

Posted by: vivi at April 13, 2017 07:19 PM (11H2y)

325 Nothing is gained by getting snipped either.



Posted by: One Eyed Trouser Snake



Plenty is gained in terms of cleanliness and disease control.

Posted by: redbanzai at April 13, 2017 07:22 PM (FTXAT)

326 You know if we deport all of the Muslims we don't have this problem.

They have to leave.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at April 13, 2017 07:25 PM (WVeiZ)

327 Nothing is gained by getting snipped either.

Posted by: One Eyed Trouser Snake

Except the sensitivity gained by losing a superfluous layer of skin with no nerve endings.

But I have a feeling I'm dealing with a 'none so blind' sort of person -- so goodnight.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 13, 2017 07:04 PM (HTdUD)


How is sensitivity gained?

You do know that the foreskin retracts for intercourse (amongst other benefits), right?


Plenty is gained in terms of cleanliness and disease control.

Posted by: redbanzai at April 13, 2017 07:22 PM (FTXAT)


If you need to be circumcised in order not not get dick rot, you have bigger problems than a flap of skin. Same thing if you are exposing yourself to STDs.

Posted by: One Eyed Trouser Snake at April 13, 2017 07:50 PM (rUIbB)

328 Islam just might be Mystery Babylon. Islam just might be the Beast.

Posted by: That guy who says "Islam just might be Mystery Babylon. Islam just might be the Beast." at April 13, 2017 08:23 PM (4bjXi)

329 Posted by: redbanzai at April 13, 2017 07:22 PM (FTXAT)



If you need to be circumcised in order not not get dick rot, you
have bigger problems than a flap of skin. Same thing if you are
exposing yourself to STDs.

Posted by: One Eyed Trouser Snake at April 13, 2017 07:50 PM (rUIbB)

Statistically, your anti-circumcision stance is not supported by the evidence.

Posted by: redbanzai at April 13, 2017 08:30 PM (FTXAT)

330 Getting old sucks. I don't recommend it.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 13, 2017 08:40 PM (o7BtU)

331 Un frigging believable. This is disgusting and the silence from the women of the left is disgusting too. Enough. Enough. Enough.

Posted by: HarriedandHopeless at April 13, 2017 09:46 PM (Y1Oht)

332 Isn't that why Obama spent so much time in Thailand?

Posted by: Tom Boy at April 13, 2017 10:10 PM (tTRuI)

333 So, Bruce Jenner is now officially, not a woman, but a EUNUCH. Bruce, baby, Woman does not equal Castrated Male, and Castrato does not equal Woman. Sorry, Brucie, only real women get to be Starkist.

Seriously, this man is mentally ill. When people think their arm or their leg doesn't belong to them, they're treated by a psychiatrist, NOT allowed to have the healthy limb amputated (and yes, this is another form of this same mental illness).

Posted by: Beverly at April 14, 2017 01:24 AM (FTz+N)

334 As far as female genital mutilation goes, it's been practiced in New Jersey and New York City and everywhere in America there are moslems and even one practicing moslem doctor who's willing to do it. The local officials here are scared witless to protest or enforce the law, so the baby girls are mutilated, Too Bad. Paterson, New Jersey and parts of Queens are rife with the practice.

Monsters. And the US coward politicians who enable them.

Posted by: Beverly at April 14, 2017 01:27 AM (FTz+N)

335 I've got a conundrum for y'all: What if the refugees were seeking asylum here because they DIDN'T want this to be done to their children? Would you let them in? I'll get my popcorn and wait for your responses.

Posted by: Underbridge at April 14, 2017 05:08 PM (2WOBw)

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