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"For me personally, [Pence] represents the larger Trump administration," Imanne Mondane, one of the students behind the campaign, told The Observer, a student-run newspaper. "His administration represents something, and for many people on our campus, it makes them feel unsafe to have someone who openly is offensive but also demeaning of their humanity and of their life and of their identity."I propose that those P*ssyhats just might be redundant. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
"For me personally, [Pence] represents the larger Trump administration," Imanne Mondane, one of the students behind the campaign, told The Observer, a student-run newspaper. "His administration represents something, and for many people on our campus, it makes them feel unsafe to have someone who openly is offensive but also demeaning of their humanity and of their life and of their identity."
Is this even English? Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2017 06:49 PM (Hxbwp) 2
also First
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2017 06:49 PM (Hxbwp) 3
Trifecta?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2017 06:49 PM (Hxbwp) 4
Jesssssss!
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2017 06:50 PM (Hxbwp) 5
I'll summon The Others.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2017 06:50 PM (Hxbwp) 6
Something. Undefined but definitely something.
Posted by: washrivergal at April 12, 2017 06:51 PM (Ivjge) 7
Notre Dame has ceased being a Catholic University about the same way the Pope has ceased to be
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 12, 2017 06:52 PM (SjImc) Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at April 12, 2017 06:52 PM (K9oqL) 9
I wonder if she is popular. All the girls want to be popular. But not, you know, easy.
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at April 12, 2017 06:53 PM (Mu3ET) 10
And another reference to The Fifth Element, what's up with that?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 12, 2017 06:53 PM (6Ll1u) 11
They need to come to our comments. I bet we can discuss the United thing one more time.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 12, 2017 06:53 PM (RrhD2) 12
If Notre Dame gives in to these whacko-birds, then they might as well close up shop and call it a day.
Posted by: grammie winger - alleluia! at April 12, 2017 06:53 PM (dFi94) 13
Notre Dame.....
..my, how it has all fallen. Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at April 12, 2017 06:52 PM (K9oqL) Sigh...Tell me about it Posted by: Rochne at April 12, 2017 06:53 PM (SjImc) 14
That student is right to feel unsafe, since the lefties riot at those campuses whenever someone to the right of Kim Jong-un visit.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at April 12, 2017 06:53 PM (2VN2E) 15
"His administration represents something, and for many people on our campus, it makes them feel unsafe to have someone who openly is offensive but also demeaning of their humanity and of their life and of their identity." -- Iamme Mundane
Holy shit. That sentence would get a fifth grader a C- in a normal elementary school English class. What sort of retards is Notre Dame accepting these days? Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 12, 2017 06:54 PM (zc3Db) 16
I don't even understand that Twitter exchange.
I guess, like sounds only dogs can hear, there are insults only SJWs can understand. Posted by: rickl at April 12, 2017 06:54 PM (sdi6R) 17
"For me personally, [Pence] represents the larger Trump administration," Imanne Mondane, one of the students behind the campaign, told The Observer, a student-run newspaper. "His administration represents something, and for many people on our campus, it makes them feel unsafe to have someone who openly is offensive but also demeaning of their humanity and of their life and of their identity."
Is this even English? Posted by: Grump928 Grump, wtf was that? Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2017 06:54 PM (uh5kC) 18
I bet we can discuss the United thing one more time.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 12, 2017 06:53 PM (RrhD2) ==================== Oh please no. I've had to avoid the blog enough as it is. Posted by: grammie winger - alleluia! at April 12, 2017 06:54 PM (dFi94) Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 12, 2017 06:54 PM (SjImc) 20
Notre Dame has ceased being a Catholic University about the same way the Pope has ceased to be
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 12, 2017 06:52 PM (SjImc) So, it seems, has Catholicism. As an RC, I *spit* Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at April 12, 2017 06:54 PM (K9oqL) 21
Is there even a point to Twitter anymore?
Posted by: if there ever was at April 12, 2017 06:55 PM (wpC7C) 22
Reminds me, gotta go to Confession!! I been naughty lately!!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 12, 2017 06:55 PM (RrhD2) Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at April 12, 2017 06:56 PM (Mu3ET) 24
Is that a joke name?
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at April 12, 2017 06:56 PM (Mu3ET) Yes, but so was the real one. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 12, 2017 06:57 PM (zc3Db) 25
You know what? These people don't deserve to have the right to vote. They don't even deserve more basic rights.
People like this deserve to be enslaved by tyrants. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 12, 2017 06:57 PM (Tnhbr) 26
The guy with the funny hair, Anand Giridharadas, obviously does it to get attention.
I've seen him on Morning Joe. He's an idiot. When I first saw him, I thought also thought he was going for Syndrome from the Incredibles. Posted by: Ignoramus at April 12, 2017 06:57 PM (SIY7D) 27
Did any of these people pass kindergarten?
Posted by: Skip at April 12, 2017 06:58 PM (Ot7+c) 28
People like this deserve to be enslaved by tyrants.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 12, 2017 06:57 PM (Tnhbr) They deserve to be enslaved by chimpanzees. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 12, 2017 06:58 PM (zc3Db) 29
I seriously just watched a commercial for V.I.Poo. now that's a company that isn't afraid to crank it up to 11.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 12, 2017 06:59 PM (6Ll1u) 30
Plenty of room up here you pussies Posted by: Quasimodo at April 12, 2017 06:59 PM (lKyWE) Posted by: Ignoramus at April 12, 2017 06:59 PM (SIY7D) 32
Did any of these people pass kindergarten?
Posted by: Skip at April 12, 2017 06:58 PM (Ot7+c) Obviously not since they can't even wipe their own asses Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 12, 2017 06:59 PM (SjImc) 33
Notre Dame long ago forgot about any academic standards other than for white applicants. It's all about the diversity in that backward Indiana.
Posted by: Aviator at April 12, 2017 07:00 PM (/Nite) 34
Criminy, Ace. Making fun of these college students isn't even fun any longer. It feels like beating up your little sister.
And by that I mean YOUR little sister, who I could probably take two falls out of three. Not MY little sister, who is a small but feisty and quick with a stinging left jab. If I had a little sister. Which I don't. But that's how I would imagine her. If I had an imagination. Which I don't. But anyhow, I'm just sayin', it's not fun any more. Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2017 07:00 PM (wPiJc) 35
Iamme Mundane Is that a joke name? Posted by: Hopped Up On Something Star Trek. Imanne Mondane was the ruler of Prevnar 13 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2017 07:00 PM (IqV8l) 36
People like this deserve to be enslaved by tyrants.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 12, 2017 06:57 PM (Tnhbr) In, what's left of their minds, it will always be Unicorn Rainbow farts and Chocolate Fudge cells. Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at April 12, 2017 07:00 PM (K9oqL) Posted by: Biggus Dickus at April 12, 2017 07:01 PM (/Nite) 38
Notre Dame long ago forgot about any academic standards other than for white applicants. It's all about the diversity in that backward Indiana.
It's all about the benjamins. Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2017 07:02 PM (uh5kC) 39
The name Immane Mondane makes me feel like I'm about to get mugged.
Posted by: Dang at April 12, 2017 07:02 PM (8b+oT) 40
Notre Dame long ago forgot about any academic standards other than for white applicants. It's all about the diversity in that backward Indiana.
Posted by: Aviator at April 12, 2017 07:00 PM (/Nite) Whenever anyone asks me why I left Catholicism, that's , usually, in the 2nd or 3rd paragraph. Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at April 12, 2017 07:03 PM (K9oqL) Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 12, 2017 07:03 PM (lKyWE) 42
Notre Dame long ago forgot about any academic standards other than for white applicants. It's all about the diversity in that backward Indiana.
It's all about the benjamins. Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2017 07:02 PM (uh5kC) Ya mean they take Jooos also? Who knew Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 12, 2017 07:03 PM (SjImc) 43
Are these Notre Damers fairly representative of the adults who are rumbling about armed revolution against the oppressive majority?
#TotesFeelingGoodAboutThoseOdds Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 12, 2017 07:04 PM (fD1ST) 44
but also demeaning of their humanity and of their life and of their identity."
She seems to be managing that just fine on her own. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 12, 2017 07:04 PM (vRcUp) 45
People like this deserve to be enslaved by tyrants.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 12, 2017 06:57 PM (Tnhbr) =============================== People like this will BECOME the tyrants. Posted by: grammie winger - alleluia! at April 12, 2017 07:05 PM (dFi94) 46
Wasn't Pence the Governor of Indiana, where Notre Dame is.
How can you be made to feel unsafe by someone as white bread as Pence? Posted by: Ignoramus at April 12, 2017 07:05 PM (SIY7D) 47
Mondain was the bad wizard in Ultima I.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 12, 2017 07:06 PM (vRcUp) 48
How can you be made to feel unsafe by someone as white bread as Pence?
****** When all you have is a bunch of baloney, white bread can be pretty threatening. Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2017 07:07 PM (wPiJc) 49
I bet we can discuss the United thing one more time.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 12, 2017 06:53 PM (RrhD2) Challenge accepted! United Airlines Our Asian Take-Out Is Fabulous! Posted by: naturalfake at April 12, 2017 07:07 PM (NyJwR) 50
People like this will BECOME the tyrants.
Posted by: grammie winger - alleluia! at April 12, 2017 07:05 PM (dFi94) *snifter click* Ohhhh, yes, they will. ...and gladly. Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at April 12, 2017 07:07 PM (K9oqL) 51
Before I apply the beaver oil, my crotch looks like the top of Buckwheat's head.
Posted by: Emma Watson at April 12, 2017 07:07 PM (TDJsa) 52
People like this will become the tyrants. Then the target rich environment. Then the lesson. Then rinse and repeat.
Posted by: Dang at April 12, 2017 07:07 PM (8b+oT) 53
Interesting to see a SJW scalp hunt in its infancy, but it appears that this one failed.
Posted by: Ugly Mind Babies at April 12, 2017 07:07 PM (FA5B9) 54
How can you be made to feel unsafe by someone as white bread as Pence?
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 12, 2017 07:05 PM (SIY7D) ================================ Those non-denoms. They'll kill you in your sleep. Posted by: grammie winger - alleluia! at April 12, 2017 07:07 PM (dFi94) 55
I like hats. They're awesome!!
Posted by: Pussy Galore at April 12, 2017 07:07 PM (GdgAM) 56
RIP Charlie Murphy... Best Hollywood stories ever. Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 12, 2017 07:07 PM (ebcV9) 57
Wasn't Pence the Governor of Indiana, where Notre Dame is.
How can you be made to feel unsafe by someone as white bread as Pence? Pence's hit squads threw gheys off roofs! I read that on the internet, so it has to be true. Well, I wrote it down, but THEN I read it! Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2017 07:08 PM (uh5kC) 58
Pence will make a great POTUS--when Trump is impeached.
Posted by: Cynical Skeptic at April 12, 2017 07:08 PM (LbnLf) 59
I'm really surprised they haven't removed Touchdown Jesus yet Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 12, 2017 07:08 PM (lKyWE) 60
I had to laugh at Mike Pence being openly offensive Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic Maybe on Bizarro World Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2017 07:08 PM (IqV8l) 61
Tough Irish Catholic kids used to go to Neutered Dumb because they weren't wanted anywhere else.
Now it's rich kids who couldn't punch their way out of a paper bag. Need to change the name of their mascot to the Frightened Snowflakes. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 12, 2017 07:09 PM (5VlCp) 62
46 Wasn't Pence the Governor of Indiana, where Notre Dame is.
- You don't seriously think any of them know that sort of thing, do you? I doubt 20% of the student body, even counting non-whiteboard holders, could name any majority leader of the House or the Senate at any time in the last decade. Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 12, 2017 07:09 PM (fD1ST) 63
All I had to see what is the word identity and you know where that entire sentence was going . Someone this week wants to identify as a transgendered cockatoo and somehow thinks that Mike Pence disapproves. These people are the ultimate attention seekers. They have elevated a narcissistic personality disorder beyond what any psychiatrist could've ever dreamed of.
Posted by: Jen the original at April 12, 2017 07:09 PM (OBjuz) 64
I bet we can discuss the United thing one more time.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 12, 2017 06:53 PM (RrhD2) Challenge accepted! United Airlines Our Asian Take-Out Is Fabulous! Posted by: naturalfake I just read that Fear Factor is coming back. I'd like to suggest some new terrifying tests: Refuse to give up a seat on United. Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2017 07:10 PM (uh5kC) 65
Does the Catholic Church have any authority over Notre Dame, or do they just swing in the wind?
Posted by: grammie winger - alleluia! at April 12, 2017 07:10 PM (dFi94) 66
Apparently Anand was watching Ancient Aliens and thought, damn, that's one great 'do!
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at April 12, 2017 07:10 PM (TDJsa) 67
>>>His administration represents something, and for many people on our
campus, it makes them feel unsafe to have someone who openly is offensive but also demeaning of their humanity and of their life and of their identity.<<< I don't know what the hell kind of name Imanne Mondane is, but I'm thinking vagina-Americans all across this country are cringing, hoping that this person does not identify as female. Posted by: Fritz at April 12, 2017 07:11 PM (MF/hn) 68
62 46 Wasn't Pence the Governor of Indiana, where Notre Dame is.
- You don't seriously think any of them know that sort of thing, do you? I doubt 20% of the student body, even counting non-whiteboard holders, could name any majority leader of the House or the Senate at any time in the last decade. Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 12, 2017 07:09 PM (fD1ST) Heh! Yeah, they have no idea. As usual. Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at April 12, 2017 07:11 PM (K9oqL) 69
What would Knute Rockne say?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2017 07:12 PM (IqV8l) 70
I did 12 years of Catholic elementary and high school, and then 4 years with the Jesuits. And now I live an hour from ND. All I can say is that it's getting tougher to recognize any of the Baltimore Catechism I got taught in the way back time.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 12, 2017 07:13 PM (JyFLk) 71
And the ND flakes are being encouraged to record their sadz on whiteboards and record videos.
Glad we didn't have ubiquitous camera phones back in my day. Posted by: Pleistocene Megafauna at April 12, 2017 07:13 PM (GdgAM) Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at April 12, 2017 07:13 PM (2VN2E) 73
My my my...how do these douchebags get through the day?
Posted by: tu3031 at April 12, 2017 07:14 PM (qJhUV) Posted by: geoffb5 at April 12, 2017 07:14 PM (d3wbb) 75
Hey Notre Dame, when Jesus shows up, there won't be ANY safe places.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 12, 2017 07:14 PM (0tfLf) 76
My my my...how do these douchebags get through the day?
Posted by: tu3031 at April 12, 2017 07:14 PM (qJhUV) Prozac. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 12, 2017 07:15 PM (zc3Db) 77
The English department at Notre Dame should all be looking for work.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 12, 2017 07:15 PM (kTF2Z) 78
Hmmmm...maybe Pence will show up wearing a United pilot uniform?
Posted by: Diogenes at April 12, 2017 07:15 PM (0tfLf) 79
More on United.
When you buy a cheap non-refundable airline ticket there's an imbedded option for the airlines benefit. If you don't show, you lose what you paid. But if you do show, the airline has the right to bump you if, as it turned out, the airline sold more tickets at higher prices. Airlines manage how they exercise this option by paying off in travel vouchers, which fill what would otherwise be empty seats. What United CEO's is now accepting is that the airline's option expires when they let you onto the plane and you plop your ass into your assigned seat Posted by: Ignoramus at April 12, 2017 07:16 PM (SIY7D) 80
I did 12 years of Catholic elementary and high school and then 4 years with the Jesuits. And now I live an hour from ND. All I can say is that it's getting tougher to recognize any of the Baltimore Catechism I got taught in the way back time.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 12, 2017 07:13 PM (JyFLk) Not quite that much, but close. And yes, .... completely unrecognizable. Just ..... *types deletes* *types deletes* *types deletes* *grabs another beer* Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at April 12, 2017 07:16 PM (K9oqL) 81
Does the Catholic Church have any authority over Notre Dame, or do they just swing in the wind?
=== I think it has to do with specific affiliation and their leanings - ND is Holy Cross, some catholic universities are Dominicans, some are Jesuit. Posted by: runner at April 12, 2017 07:16 PM (c6/9Q) 82
"For me personally, [Pence] represents the larger Trump administration,"
Imanne Mondane, one of the students behind the campaign, told The Observer, a student-run newspaper. "His administration represents something, and for many people on our campus, it makes them feel unsafe to have someone who openly is offensive but also demeaning of their humanity and of their life and of their identity." I have absolutely no hope of successfully translating that. We're doomed. Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 12, 2017 07:16 PM (Tyii7) 83
Anybody hear that Tucker will be moved to 8pm and Tomi Larhen will be signed and moved to 9pm?
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 12, 2017 07:17 PM (2qHjF) 84
I wonder what Imam Mondale or whatever the hell her name is will do when she finds out she's just not that special. At all.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 12, 2017 07:17 PM (nILVB) 85
Does the Catholic Church have any authority over Notre Dame, or do they just swing in the wind? Posted by: grammie winger - alleluia! at April 12, 2017 07:10 PM (dFi94) The preident of the university is Fr. John Jenkins and is run by the Congregation of Holy Cross Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 12, 2017 07:17 PM (lKyWE) 86
77 The English department at Notre Dame should all be looking for work.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 12, 2017 07:15 PM (kTF2Z) In Oakland? Or, Bridgeport, maybe? Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at April 12, 2017 07:18 PM (K9oqL) 87
"it makes them feel unsafe to have someone who openly is offensive but also demeaning of their humanity and of their life and of their identity."
But when they openly call for genocide of white people I'm supposed to be okay with that, right ? Or any of the other stuff that the media reports with a straight "well we can't be judgemental" face, that never receives the slightest pushback ? I can't even, so I'll just have a drink .... Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at April 12, 2017 07:18 PM (KGH7Z) 88
What would Knute Rockne say?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2017 07:12 PM (IqV8l) fuck, I should have flown United Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 12, 2017 07:18 PM (SjImc) Posted by: Anand Giridharadas at April 12, 2017 07:19 PM (vRcUp) 90
We have called Senitor Sanders and encouraged him to protect "fart-tubing" which popular in Braatleboror. it woulds bee a shame if it were not authorized under any new medical bill like Obomacare.
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at April 12, 2017 07:19 PM (WmgTn) 91
73 My my my...how do these douchebags get through the day?
Posted by: tu3031 at April 12, 2017 07:14 PM (qJhUV) Simple, the campus and their whole lives have been purged of anything and anyone that disagrees with them. If you disagree with them you are denying their identity and you are worse than Hitler. It's an affront to the Enlightenment and Western Civilization in general, but it's simply one leg of the Marxist's long march. The Marxists are getting close to the end of that march, and I don't think there will be milk and cookies at the end of that parade. Posted by: Fabulously Gay Rooster at April 12, 2017 07:19 PM (a3sfz) 92
I wonder what Imam Mondale or whatever the hell her name is will do when she finds out she's just not that special. At all. Posted by: Bicentennialguy Who's gonna tell it? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2017 07:20 PM (IqV8l) 93
The preident of the university is Fr. John Jenkins and is run by the Congregation of Holy Cross
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 12, 2017 07:17 PM (lKyWE) ======================== The "running of it" part. They might want to take a look at that. Posted by: grammie winger - alleluia! at April 12, 2017 07:20 PM (dFi94) 94
But when they openly call for genocide of white people I'm supposed to be okay with that, right ?
Depends on the rules. If the rules say "kill whitey" ... line up. Lines will form. Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2017 07:21 PM (fiGNd) 95
I would like Tucker to be on a 8pm, gave up on O,O,O,O'Reilly's No Spin Zone a long time ago.
Posted by: Skip at April 12, 2017 07:22 PM (Ot7+c) Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 12, 2017 07:22 PM (SjImc) 97
Along the line of the "feelz" there's a fantastic article in the Federalist about Dave Chapelles return and the wrath of the SJWs about what he jokes about. I loved his Netflix special. He would stray into really awkward politically incorrect territory and I kept bracing for him to go the route of the current unfunny, PC comedians but he didn't and he made it really hysterical.
Read it and watch him on Netflix if you really liked him. Eat it, Amy Schumer! http://tinyurl.com/mqr3mwb Posted by: keena at April 12, 2017 07:23 PM (jvptT) 98
sock off
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Gluten Free Souls at April 12, 2017 07:23 PM (a3sfz) 99
@96 - The Russian foreign minister should show more respect to his elders.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 12, 2017 07:23 PM (nILVB) Posted by: Knute at April 12, 2017 07:23 PM (/Nite) 101
Heh. I always thought Bill Oreilly took a shine to Juilet Huddy, who is sex AF. Guess he crossed the line.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 12, 2017 07:23 PM (2qHjF) 102
The Netflix Chappelle specials are good, but not as good as the best of his old shows. He benefited from having guys like Charlie Murphy involved
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 12, 2017 07:24 PM (SIY7D) 103
My first instinct is to laugh, and one should always pay heed to instincts.
My second is to recoil in disgust from Twitter itself, but then I wondered: are authors, columnists, newsreaders, and other august personages obliged in today's world to have a Twitter account? Are you even allowed to opt out? Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 12, 2017 07:25 PM (PhYV5) 104
Dear special snowflakes,
Pence makes you feel unsafe? So? I mean, so what? You aren't actually unsafe, so who gives a shit how you feel? I feel like a ham sandwich. Are you going to hop up and make me one? No? Fuck off then. Posted by: George Orwell's Ghost at April 12, 2017 07:25 PM (UgF8H) 105
Much like the public school system, the Catholic school level of cray-cray increases as local control decreases. Find a parish elementary school in flyover country, and more than likely you'll see a rigorous and orderly operation. Because the people paying the bills are also volunteering in the lunch room. Consolidated high schools get a little more weird because now you're mixing the kids whose parents want them catholic-educated, the kids whose parents aren't Catholic but are hoping for an educational miracle, and the kids with parents that think they'll have an easier time making the varsity team. Less parental involvement from the latter 2 groups increases opportunities for mischief. Universities? Fuggedaboutit. There is no,zip, zero controlling authority.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 12, 2017 07:26 PM (JyFLk) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2017 07:26 PM (IqV8l) 107
>>Russian foreign minister scolds Andrea Mitchell for bad manners
LMAO Posted by: Nevergiveup Hey, I had to scratch, I've got a horrible case of vag itch. Posted by: Andrea at April 12, 2017 07:26 PM (/Nite) 108
So a white person is not allowed to make fun of someone's hair if they happen to be a minority?
Posted by: Aunt Luna at April 12, 2017 07:27 PM (Zd2ZF) 109
Win one for the clit nippers!
Posted by: Knute at April 12, 2017 07:23 PM (/Nite) And I must ask again ... who in their right damn mind cuts off the Easy Button ? The Easy Button is all the proof I need for Intelligent Design. The Easy Button empowers the dude hung like a gnat to be a Competent Lover as long as he puts in the effort. If I'm ever faced with the Cosmic Choice to sacrifice either Beer or the Easy Button ... reckon I'm going sober. Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2017 07:27 PM (fiGNd) 110
Oh, look, Reptilacus is on Comet TV.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 12, 2017 07:27 PM (Ye2eY) Posted by: Bill Cosby at April 12, 2017 07:28 PM (LbnLf) 112
What a stupid time to be alive.
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2017 07:29 PM (rlFK2) 113
Ungrateful little shits. There would be no price to pay for not indulging them. That's the worst part, craven school admins.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 12, 2017 07:29 PM (vRcUp) Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2017 07:29 PM (rlFK2) 115
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Ungrateful little shits. There would be no price to pay for not indulging them. That's the worst part, craven school admins. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear They might get a nasty pope a gram from the Red Pope. Posted by: Aviator at April 12, 2017 07:30 PM (/Nite) 116
Win one for the clit nippers! Posted by: Knute at April 12, 2017 07:23 PM (/Nite) Winning seems a little aggressive and might make the other team feel unsafe Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 12, 2017 07:30 PM (lKyWE) 117
Why Ross, what an ugly thing to say! I abhor ugliness, does this mean we're not friends anymore? Because if I thought you weren't my friend, I don't think I could bear it.
Posted by: Doc Giradharandas at April 12, 2017 07:31 PM (AOrEZ) 118
Anand admires vile words?
Posted by: t-bird at April 12, 2017 07:31 PM (2z74n) 119
Night 1 of the NHL Playoffs.
So. We got that going for us. Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2017 07:29 PM (rlFK2) Hockey? There is a Winter Olympics this year? Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 12, 2017 07:31 PM (SjImc) 120
Aquinas, Ima let you finish, but Alvin Plantinga is the greatest Chrristian philosopher of all time!
Posted by: Kanye West at April 12, 2017 07:32 PM (vRcUp) 121
But when they openly call for genocide of white people I'm supposed to be okay with that, right ?
Or any of the other stuff that the media reports with a straight "well we can't be judgemental" face, that never receives the slightest pushback ? Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at April 12, 2017 07:18 PM (KGH7Z) I-RON-EE How do it work? Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at April 12, 2017 07:32 PM (kXoT0) 122
If I won the lottery (which I won't. I pay enough taxes) I would love to go around the country and audit the classes of the most lib professors.
It would not be pretty. Posted by: golfman at April 12, 2017 07:32 PM (48QDY) 123
The odd thing about Reptilicus, is that it is set in Danish land. Where ever that is.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 12, 2017 07:32 PM (6Ll1u) 124
One fun ND tidbit - most of the kids spend all 4 years in the same dorm. Imagine the level of faux outrage they can gin up when they are feeding each other'so egos day in and day out, and getting virtually zero feedback from anywhere else.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 12, 2017 07:33 PM (JyFLk) 125
And and and and and and and and and. Whew, I'm exhausted.
Posted by: Imanne at April 12, 2017 07:33 PM (Tyii7) 126
Some people are just stupid, I guess that is a requirement to be a Democrat.
Posted by: Killerdog at April 12, 2017 07:33 PM (1V8Oz) 127
@123 - Tivoli!
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 12, 2017 07:34 PM (nILVB) 128
Apparently Notre Dame has a tradition of always having the newly-elected president as their commencement speaker. Forces within the school stopped them from inviting Trump; the compromise was to instead invite Pence.
And then the students started in with their nonsense about Pence. This is straight-up silencing of conservative/GOP voices on campus. Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2017 07:34 PM (NOIQH) 129
Next thing you know they will be inviting Barack Pro-Abortion Obama to speak on campus.
Oh. Nevermind. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 12, 2017 07:34 PM (5VlCp) 130
I've been spring cleaning like a monkey on crack, taking an occasional break.
Don't know if it's been mentioned, but Fox reported earlier that the murderer of Border Patrol Agent Brian Terry has been arrested. Prayers for the Terry family, that they get justice. Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 12, 2017 07:35 PM (PY9jH) 131
I'm crying online. Cubs are presenting championship rings. They included Ryne Sandberg, Fergie Jenkins, Billy Williams. Also the late great Ernie Banks and Ron Santo. They all got rings. Ronnie got his ring. I am bawling here.
Posted by: grammie winger - alleluia! at April 12, 2017 07:36 PM (dFi94) 132
And I must ask again ... who in their right damn mind cuts off the Easy Button ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2017 07:27 PM (fiGNd) They do not want their women to have pleasure. They want them seen, not heard, barefoot, and pregnant, "pure", or dead if they get uppity. For them sex with women is not about anything but their will and dominance. Recreational rape is a sport with them and they never ever lose, while their victims get stoned to death for being whores. Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at April 12, 2017 07:36 PM (kXoT0) 133
Yank their funding! Rinse and repeat as nessary.
Posted by: Killerdog at April 12, 2017 07:36 PM (1V8Oz) 134
>>The guy with the funny hair, Anand Giridharadas, obviously does it to get attention.
I've seen him on Morning Joe. He's an idiot. Ugh, yes, seen him on Morning Joe. Total douchebag. Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2017 07:36 PM (NOIQH) 135
Spell check sucks
Posted by: Killerdog at April 12, 2017 07:36 PM (1V8Oz) 136
Back on topic, why are these snowflakes attending a Catholic college?
Idiots. They remind me of Chelsea Clinton: "If only my great grandmother could have had an abortion." Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 12, 2017 07:37 PM (PY9jH) 137
I've seen the idiot on Morning Joe. He looks like a total douche. All his brains are in his hair.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 12, 2017 07:37 PM (PY9jH) 138
bawling like a baby
Posted by: grammie winger - alleluia! at April 12, 2017 07:37 PM (dFi94) 139
@136 - A new and improved timeline would surely have resulted.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 12, 2017 07:38 PM (nILVB) 140
Mike Pence is the same threat to Notre Dame and its students as he was when he was Governor of the state where Notre Dame resides.
Posted by: Minuteman at April 12, 2017 07:38 PM (A3b6q) 141
Imanne Mondane...is that a girl or a boy?
And I use the immature form very carefully. Okay...I checked. I think is a girl. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 12, 2017 07:38 PM (rF0hx) 142
And now I have to finish vacuuming so I can have the pleasure of cleaning the hardwood floors.
Dammit. Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 12, 2017 07:39 PM (PY9jH) 143
@140 - Dude, that was like a year ago.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 12, 2017 07:39 PM (nILVB) 144
136; jane, if only. would have saved this country a lot of misery.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 12, 2017 07:39 PM (KP5rU) 145
Tivoli!
Posted by: Bicentennialguy Tivoli, Ima let you finish, but cron is the greatest job scheduler of all time! Posted by: Kanye West at April 12, 2017 07:39 PM (vRcUp) 146
I was told there would be no verbs.
Posted by: Imanne at April 12, 2017 07:40 PM (Tyii7) Posted by: Rachel Jeantel at April 12, 2017 07:40 PM (rlFK2) 148
Ah, the good 'ol days. I remember when fearful people were not to be admired. When did cowardice become a virtue?
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at April 12, 2017 07:40 PM (uCrjJ) 149
Notre Dame still has a chapel maybe try sitting in for awhile if you feel. unsafe.It's the original safe space Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 12, 2017 07:40 PM (lKyWE) Posted by: Giorgio Tsoukalos at April 12, 2017 07:41 PM (AOrEZ) 151
I've been spring cleaning like a monkey on crack, taking an occasional break.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 12, 2017 07:35 PM (PY9jH) Same here. I am usually not afflicted with the spring cleaning bug, but, it hit me hard this year and for the last 2 weeks, I have been a madwoman. I am ready for the bug to leave me the heck alone. Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at April 12, 2017 07:42 PM (kXoT0) 152
As someone who sells stuff for a living these melty snowflakes couldn't do so much as buy a car because any hint their offer wouldn't be accepted would have them heading to the fainting couch.
How will the poor dears respond when their degrees (hahahahaha) are worthless.? There are some university administrators that need to be sued into poverty. Posted by: Northernlurker at April 12, 2017 07:43 PM (aCNZ6) 153
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>>Imanne Mondane.. That name is real retarded, Sir. It's always a name like that when one of these campus free speech things flares up. It's rarely a Jennifer Smith or Mark Jones demanding that someone should be silenced, uninvited, or fired. Just an observation... Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2017 07:43 PM (NOIQH) 154
Well, it's been a shit day. Just shit. Going to go watch the Royals and hope they can brighten my day.
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 12, 2017 07:43 PM (CNHr1) 155
Inane Mondale? Didn't he lose 49 states in 1984?
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 12, 2017 07:43 PM (oeCJj) 156
Ive decided to rite a book. Its hard.
Posted by: Imanne at April 12, 2017 07:43 PM (Tyii7) 157
I've been spring cleaning like a monkey on crack, taking an occasional break.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 12, 2017 07:35 PM (PY9jH) No entiendo. Posted by: ObjectionSustained at April 12, 2017 07:44 PM (uCrjJ) Posted by: Kreplach at April 12, 2017 07:44 PM (+lv+r) 159
12 If Notre Dame gives in to these whacko-birds, then they might as well close up shop and call it a day.
Posted by: grammie winger - alleluia! at April 12, 2017 06:53 PM Not as long as the tv networks get millionaire ND alumni to watch the Fighting Irish every Saturday in the Autumn Posted by: kbdabear at April 12, 2017 07:44 PM (AOrEZ) 160
They do not want their women to have pleasure. They want them seen, not heard, barefoot, and pregnant, "pure", or dead if they get uppity. For them sex with women is not about anything but their will and dominance. Recreational rape is a sport with them and they never ever lose, while their victims get stoned to death for being whores.
Yeah ... I get that. Fuck them. I'm no Feminist. But I'd like to at least bullshit myself into thinking ScoggWife likes what's going on too. Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2017 07:44 PM (fiGNd) 161
Idiots. They remind me of Chelsea Clinton: "If only my great grandmother could have had an abortion."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 12, 2017 07:37 PM (PY9jH) If the rumors out of Little Rock are true, Hillary had numerous abortions until someone pointed out to her that if BJ had national aspirations, they needed a kid, so , voila, Chelsea. Makes you wonder if they ever regret that she's the one they let hatch. Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at April 12, 2017 07:45 PM (kXoT0) 162
Grandpa Rossi just got his ring. Was introduced as Best Dancer in the World. heh
Posted by: grammie winger - alleluia! at April 12, 2017 07:45 PM (dFi94) Posted by: Imanne Mondanne at April 12, 2017 07:46 PM (rlFK2) 164
>>Makes you wonder if they ever regret that she's the one they let hatch.
Not really. Not fond of anything in my vagina - coming or going. Posted by: Hillary at April 12, 2017 07:46 PM (/Nite) 165
Yeah ... I get that. Fuck them.
I'm no Feminist. But I'd like to at least bullshit myself into thinking ScoggWife likes what's going on too. Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2017 07:44 PM (fiGNd) I am sure she does. With all the feminists posturing about in vajayjay costumes complete with clitoris, one would think that feminists would scorn a religion which shears away all external females genitalia without sanitary instruments leaving girls a mass of infected scar tissue instead of a functioning vagina, but, one would be wrong, now, wouldn't one? Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at April 12, 2017 07:48 PM (kXoT0) 166
161: she didn't hatch, she chewed her way out.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 12, 2017 07:48 PM (KP5rU) 167
I'm taking a vacation day tomorrow. To do stuff I don't want to do. As usual.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at April 12, 2017 07:48 PM (o7BtU) 168
Me and my buddy went to a beer fest in Germany one day, there were two nuns sitting by themselves enjoying a drink. He made a point that were going to sit with them, so I can actually say that I have sat and enjoyed having drinks and good conversation with a couple of Nuns.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 12, 2017 07:48 PM (6Ll1u) 169
I've spent many years on ND campus
Notre Dame will not put up with this bullshit if it knows what's good for them. Notre Dame is all about deep pocketed alumni who for over millions of dollars to get their names on buildings. They aint fucking with that cash cow. Posted by: Kreplach at April 12, 2017 07:48 PM (+lv+r) 170
Imodium
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2017 07:48 PM (IqV8l) 171
I know libs used to claim to be champions of the poor. Do poor people look to chickenshits as their standard bearer? Has the quality of our poor people sunk so low?
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at April 12, 2017 07:49 PM (uCrjJ) 172
Cubs better give a ring to Teh Hawk, Andre Dawson.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 12, 2017 07:49 PM (2qHjF) 173
148 Ah, the good 'ol days. I remember when fearful people were not to be admired. When did cowardice become a virtue?
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at April 12, 2017 07:40 PM (uCrjJ) When we pussified America... Weakness is now strength... Cowardice is Bravery... Being a Victim is rewarded... While those who are actually Brave, strong, and Productive, have to pay for those who are not... Hell.... a Serf in the Middle Ages often only owed his Lord ONE day a week in Labor... The income taxes, between State and Fed, can take up to half... Posted by: Don Q. at April 12, 2017 07:49 PM (NgKpN) 174
One patriarkal fish, two patriarkal fish, red patriarkal fish, blue patriarkal fish. There, finished!
Posted by: Imanne at April 12, 2017 07:50 PM (Tyii7) Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 12, 2017 07:51 PM (Uxokn) 176
Notre Dame is all about deep pocketed alumni who for over millions of dollars to get their names on buildings.
They aint fucking with that cash cow. Posted by: Kreplach at April 12, 2017 07:48 PM (+lv+r) Don't bet on it. I used to work with a guy whose family donated buildings and money by the truckload to Tulsa University. When TU was getting ready to let the Muslims build a mosque on campus, this guy's dad called the TU President and said, "Our checks stop the day you break ground on the mosque." The TU President said, "Sorry to hear that, but, OK." Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at April 12, 2017 07:51 PM (kXoT0) 177
is this a good time to mention NK "imminent" nuke test ?
Posted by: runner at April 12, 2017 07:52 PM (c6/9Q) 178
Well of course Mike Pence is a threat to them...
He represents America.... and these students are not REAL Americans... they are either foreigners, foreign born, or Globalists.... Posted by: Don Q. at April 12, 2017 07:52 PM (NgKpN) 179
We're already at eleventy as far as people taking umbrage at the merest slight. A man won't give up his airplane seat, a man tore apart a counter in a convenience store because his card would not accept his purchase of M and M's., many occurrences of people going ape-shit because their orders were not filled correctly at fast-food places, public fighting - many times females over "disrespect" issues, any many, many more.
No longer a courteous and polite world. And submitting to these stupid demands of these babykins not only gives into their stunning tantrums, but also conditions the rest of us to a very vulgar and self-centered society. Posted by: washrivergal at April 12, 2017 07:52 PM (Ivjge) 180
They will all be rounded up for correction by Supreme Chancellor B'Stard.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, at Provisional Basestar at April 12, 2017 07:52 PM (66CWr) 181
Notre Dame is all about deep pocketed alumni who for over millions of dollars to get their names on buildings.
They aint fucking with that cash cow. Posted by: Kreplach at April 12, 2017 07:48 PM (+lv+r) Additionally, ND's endowment is now at $8.3 Billion, which gives them a lot of wiggle room. Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at April 12, 2017 07:53 PM (kXoT0) 182
131 I'm crying online. Cubs are presenting championship rings. They included Ryne Sandberg, Fergie Jenkins, Billy Williams. Also the late great Ernie Banks and Ron Santo. They all got rings. Ronnie got his ring. I am bawling here.
Posted by: grammie winger - alleluia! at April 12, 2017 07:36 PM (dFi94) That, is pretty fucking awesome. Oh, God ...... the '69 Cubs. Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at April 12, 2017 07:53 PM (K9oqL) 183
Cubs better give a ring to Teh Hawk, Andre Dawson.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 12, 2017 07:49 PM (2qHjF) ================== Yeah, that would have been nice too. They gave it to the players whose numbers are retired and have their flags flown over the stadium. Ernie, Billy Williams, Fergie Jenkins, Ryno, and my beloved Ron Santo. Oh my gosh he is probably dancing in heaven on the two new legs God gave him. Posted by: grammie winger - alleluia! at April 12, 2017 07:53 PM (dFi94) 184
Oh, God ...... the '69 Cubs.
Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at April 12, 2017 07:53 PM (K9oqL) Well, minus Sandberg.............. Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at April 12, 2017 07:54 PM (K9oqL) 185
Ryne Sandberg and Fergie Jenkins both wore their caps out onto the field, then before they took their rings, they switched to caps with Ernie Banks and Ron Santo's numbers. I can barely breathe.
Posted by: grammie winger - alleluia! at April 12, 2017 07:55 PM (dFi94) 186
is this a good time to mention NK "imminent" nuke test ?
Posted by: runner at April 12, 2017 07:52 PM (c6/9Q) Be a shame if that test backfired and took out a few North Koreans ha? Cough Cough Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 12, 2017 07:56 PM (SjImc) 187
His hair looks like what you get when you mix Brylcreem with Viagra.
Posted by: MichaelRT at April 12, 2017 07:56 PM (JeAp+) 188
When I get home for spring break and my parents discover that I've learned absolutely f*cking nothing, they will be thrilled!
Posted by: Imanne at April 12, 2017 07:57 PM (Tyii7) 189
His hair looks like what you get when you mix Brylcreem with Viagra.
Posted by: MichaelRT A little dab'l do ya...up to 36 hours. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 12, 2017 07:57 PM (fYbFJ) 190
Can't Trump send in the National Guard to desegregate the universities?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 12, 2017 07:58 PM (vRcUp) 191
When I get home for spring break and my parents discover that I've learned absolutely f*cking nothing, they will be thrilled!
Posted by: Imanne Every meal with Imanne: "Gosh, how can you people be so unwoke~!" *STOMP, STOMP, STOMP, SLAM* Posted by: Imanne's parents at April 12, 2017 08:00 PM (GgzGa) 192
Can't Trump send in the National Guard to desegregate the universities?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 12, 2017 07:58 PM (vRcUp) Sure he could, but, the fact is: Desegregation is OUT and Segregation is IN. Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at April 12, 2017 08:01 PM (kXoT0) 193
Not one of those students feels the least bit "unsafe" because Pence is speaking. The strange thing is that they're so used to this shit, they don't recognize that they're lying.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 12, 2017 08:03 PM (97XyN) 194
Social Justice makin' my mind slow,
That's why I don't fuck wit da big four-point-oh Bro I got ta' maintain 'Cause a snowflake like me is goin' insane Posted by: Imanne in the Brain at April 12, 2017 08:05 PM (fYbFJ) 195
What would be really fun, and would never happen, is if some future president of ND came in and openly said "our mission is about Jesus Christ, and him glorified."
Posted by: Caliban at April 12, 2017 08:06 PM (o+dwv) 196
Social Justice makin' my mind slow,
That's why I don't fuck wit da big four-point-oh Bro I got ta' maintain 'Cause a snowflake like me is goin' insane Posted by: Imanne in the Brain at April 12, 2017 08:05 PM (fYbFJ) Hahaha...Snowflake Hill in Da House! Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 12, 2017 08:07 PM (5VlCp) 197
I guess a speech by Shapiro or Crowder's out of the question? Crowder could do his tranny act and demand entry.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 12, 2017 08:08 PM (vRcUp) 198
Nood yo.
Posted by: Imanne in the Brain at April 12, 2017 08:13 PM (fYbFJ) Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 12, 2017 08:15 PM (Ndje9) Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 12, 2017 08:22 PM (tHwdc) 201
And I must ask again ... who in their right damn mind cuts off the Easy Button ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2017 07:27 PM (fiGNd) PEREGRUZKA!! Posted by: Queef Shrillary of Cankledom at April 12, 2017 08:55 PM (zc3Db) 202
he's monologuing
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