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New Book: Hillary Is Even More Awful Than You Thought
From Hot Air, an excerpt of an upcoming book previewed in The Hill called Shattered: Inside Hillary Clinton's Doomed Campaign.
The blame belonged to her campaign team, she believed, for failing to hone her message, energize important constituencies and take care of business in getting voters to the polls. And now, Jake Sullivan, her de facto chief strategist, was giving her lip about the last answer she'd delivered in the prep session. "That's not very good," Sullivan corrected. "Really?" Hillary snapped back. The room fell silent. "Why don’t you do it?" The comment was pointed and sarcastic, but she meant it. So for the next 30 minutes, there he was, pretending to be Hillary while she critiqued his performance. Every time the Yale lawyer and former high school debate champ opened his mouth, Hillary cut him off. "That isn’t very good," she’d say. "You can do better." Then she'd hammer him with a Bernie line.What a peach. When NeverTrump jumped the shark, continuing their (perfectly acceptable) primary opposition to Trump into general election season, most of them passive-aggressively supporting Clinton while claiming they were doing no such thing, one flaw of Trump they'd frequently point to was his characterological defects, his inability to take criticism, his anger, his autocratic impulses, and so on. All of which was worth a worry or two -- but his opponent was Hillary Clinton, a walking (or stumbling) personality disorder. But it was "binary thinking" to point that out, or to treat the election as if it were a "binary choice" between one flawed candidate who promised to nominate conservative judges and another flawed candidate who vowed to nominate progressive judges.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 12, 2017 01:41 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: Alex #11 at April 12, 2017 01:41 PM (ka13S)
Posted by: Ill logic Al at April 12, 2017 01:42 PM (yBWAd)
Posted by: GregV61 at April 12, 2017 01:42 PM (MoJlY)
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 12, 2017 01:43 PM (TJCSB)
Posted by: Ill logic Al at April 12, 2017 01:43 PM (yBWAd)
Glad these books are starting to come out, though.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2017 01:43 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Mandela Sign Language Guy at April 12, 2017 01:43 PM (Hxbwp)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 12, 2017 01:44 PM (PY9jH)
opposition to Trump into general election season, most of them
passive-aggressively supporting Clinton while claiming they were doing
no such thing..."
Was the best part of this piece.
Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 12, 2017 01:44 PM (fD1ST)
Posted by: Publius Redux at April 12, 2017 01:44 PM (Fb9aZ)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 12, 2017 01:44 PM (sAgLS)
We need to know what went down as she realized she was losing, and had to accept that she'd lost.
*eeevil cackle*
Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2017 01:44 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Roland THTG at April 12, 2017 01:44 PM (QM5S2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 12, 2017 01:44 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Concerny Concern McConcernyson at April 12, 2017 01:44 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: Hillary at April 12, 2017 01:45 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Publius Redux at April 12, 2017 01:45 PM (Fb9aZ)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 12, 2017 01:45 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2017 01:45 PM (BEMJs)
Posted by: Ill logic Al at April 12, 2017 01:45 PM (yBWAd)
Posted by: General Zod at April 12, 2017 01:46 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2017 01:46 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2017 01:46 PM (Hxbwp)
Posted by: Lord Sir x at April 12, 2017 01:46 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: josephistan at April 12, 2017 01:46 PM (7HtZB)
The media has been doing its best to cover up what a charmless bitch Hillary is for years, and they went into overdrive with the 2016 campaign.
So, maybe world-shaking for millennials who grew up only hearing stories about Hillary being the most awesome woman evah...
Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2017 01:46 PM (NOIQH)
Doesn't mean I have to like the guy, or not point out his flaws as I saw them at the time. And if that felt like disloyalty to you, I'm sorry; he's but a man, not a King or a God.
Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at April 12, 2017 01:47 PM (FlYaH)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at April 12, 2017 01:47 PM (j1Wvr)
Man, I loved that.
Posted by: General Zod at April 12, 2017 01:47 PM (Bdeb0)
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You just made that word up , didn't you.
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at April 12, 2017 01:47 PM (5FLKM)
Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg at April 12, 2017 01:48 PM (TJCSB)
THIA
Also, she allowed Anthony Weiner to continue sexting and skyping with a 15 year old girl, who was at times suicidal, in order to protect her presidential campaign from scandal.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2017 01:48 PM (NOIQH)
==
You just made that word up , didn't you.
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at April 12, 2017 01:47 PM (5FLKM)
It's a perfectly crommulent word.
Posted by: josephistan at April 12, 2017 01:49 PM (7HtZB)
Princess Chelsea once forgot her book bag when they traveled to some vacation destination, and the Beast had a screaming, cursing fit at some poor flunkies and demanded that they send for the Princess' book bag. Had the damned thing flown to them.
And of course, it wasn't Chelsea's own fault/forgetfulness. It was the military aides' faults.
Bitch needs a c*nt punch.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 12, 2017 01:49 PM (PY9jH)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/262331/
Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2017 01:49 PM (r/0kC)
And Russians. And snipers. And penises. And pneumonia.
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at April 12, 2017 01:49 PM (5FLKM)
Drat. We were soclose to getting this lovely woman as POTUS. A bitchy criminal really was what this country needed.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 12, 2017 01:49 PM (1CroS)
When referring to Hillary Clinton on Twitter, it is advised that users refer to her as #TipsyMcStrokeprone.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at April 12, 2017 01:49 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Hillary goes to Bosnia! at April 12, 2017 01:50 PM (lf78Y)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 12, 2017 01:50 PM (Tnhbr)
Trump's employees sing his praises.
Working for Hillary would be hell.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 12, 2017 01:50 PM (zsHGH)
Posted by: kathysaysso at April 12, 2017 01:50 PM (43OZ6)
Posted by: Cynical Skeptic at April 12, 2017 01:50 PM (fqERy)
Posted by: Lurking Moron at April 12, 2017 01:50 PM (1L9V9)
Posted by: Louise Mensch at April 12, 2017 01:50 PM (FqgrG)
Obama is an introvert (dealing with people drains energy).
Hillary is a misanthrope (she just hates people).
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 12, 2017 01:51 PM (SIY7D)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet -Your Conspiracy Theory Outfitter - Reynolds Wrap 30% Off! at April 12, 2017 01:51 PM (hLRSq)
This made me think of Godspell, I Don't Know How To Love Him.
I think I'll sing. We should all sing.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 12, 2017 01:51 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 12, 2017 01:49 PM (PY9jH)
*looks at Hillary c*nt*
Sorry lady ... not in our contract. Take it up with the BA.
Posted by: C*nt Punchers Local 467 at April 12, 2017 01:51 PM (BEMJs)
Posted by: Ok at April 12, 2017 01:52 PM (OE5e7)
The blame belonged to her campaign team, she believed
And Russians. And snipers. And penises. And pneumonia.
=======================
She also blames "self-hating women."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 12, 2017 01:52 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Hillary! at April 12, 2017 01:52 PM (qJhUV)
Chelsea ought to be on her knees every day thanking Gaia that Bill and Hillary needed to appear "like folks" in order to fool the rubes, or her existence within the zub-sero, guano-spattered, stalactite-ridden torture chamber Hillary calls a womb could have been measured in nanoseconds.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 12, 2017 01:52 PM (X6fMO)
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At least Evan doesn't have a wife or daughters really running everything.
Posted by: Concerny Concern McConcernyson at April 12, 2017 01:52 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 12, 2017 01:52 PM (lf78Y)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 12, 2017 01:49 PM (1CroS)
And a majority of the voters wanted that bitch. Thank you founders for the electoral college
Posted by: MAC-SOG at April 12, 2017 01:53 PM (QPdNE)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 12, 2017 01:53 PM (Nwg0u)
The AG had a secret meeting with Bubba.
So the DoJ appeared to be all in on this mess, with JEF declaring that she was as good as George Washington.
And they wonder how "Trump overcame all of his negatives"?
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 12, 2017 01:53 PM (326rv)
This is the day the Lord has made, let us be glad and rejoice!
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 12, 2017 01:53 PM (8iiMU)
Am I to understand what the Republican House and the Republican Senate and the Republican Executive branch will accomplish in its first year is....
a continuation of obama's policies?
Posted by: I See Dead People at April 12, 2017 01:53 PM (pQ2gp)
Actually, Jesus Christ Superstar.
Godspell is "Day By Day."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 12, 2017 01:54 PM (X6fMO)
Love and hope and sex and dreams
Are still surviving on the street
Look at me, I'm in tatters!
I'm a shattered
Shattered
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 12, 2017 01:54 PM (IqV8l)
Publishers not interested in giving cash advances to make Obama look bad?
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 12, 2017 01:54 PM (kUmUV)
Guess who?
Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 12, 2017 01:54 PM (NFz9N)
Remember Chelsea Hubble saying that she wished that her Grandmother had had unlimited abortion rights? Yeah, not the brightest penny in the leave-one-take-one tray.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2017 01:54 PM (Hxbwp)
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at April 12, 2017 01:54 PM (5FLKM)
Can never be defeated!
Posted by: RioBravo at April 12, 2017 01:55 PM (SsblQ)
Fine. Correct me. My ex used to correct me.
I wonder what ever happened to her?
Posted by: JackStraw at April 12, 2017 01:55 PM (/tuJf)
Love and hope and sex and dreams
Are still surviving on the street
Look at me, I'm in tatters!
I'm a shattered
Shattered
Posted by: Hillary Clinton
you can't always get what you want
Posted by: Mick Jagger at April 12, 2017 01:55 PM (FZYNt)
Important to remember whenever one comes across a right wing website crowing about how Hillary lost because she's so unlikable.
Not that unlikable, apparently, since a majority of Americans still voted for her felonious ass.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 12, 2017 01:55 PM (ul9CR)
Can someone tell me why the Clinton Globulin Network or whatever it's called isn't under investigation for fraud?
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 12, 2017 01:55 PM (pQ2gp)
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 12, 2017 01:54 PM (kUmUV)
That must be it.
Posted by: Vince Foster at April 12, 2017 01:55 PM (8iiMU)
Sharted: Inside Hillary Clinton's Doomed Pantsuits
Posted by: wooga at April 12, 2017 01:55 PM (3I7wr)
Fun with statistics:
Bill Clinton ran for president twice, won twice, and never received 50% of the popular vote either time.
Hillary Clinton ran for president once, lost, and garnered more popular votes than her opponent.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 12, 2017 01:55 PM (HTdUD)
Hell, she was awful to the state troopers at the Arkansas governor's mansion:
[Hillary] also resented [the state troopers'] constant presence and the
loss of privacy that entailed. At times, a simple "Good morning,
Mrs. Clinton"
could provoke an attack. "Fuck off!" she would bark. "It's enough that I
have to see you shit-kickers every day. I'm not going to talk to you, too. Just do your goddamn job and keep your mouth shut."
That is not the behavior of a stable person.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/clintons/hildabeast.asp
*Snope, but it lists quotes from various books about Hillary's bitchiness
Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2017 01:55 PM (NOIQH)
"From the beginning...I knew Scankles was a nasty, misandric narcissist who should never be allowed anywhere near the levels of power."
What clinched it for me was her response when asked about the effect of her (early 1990s) proposed health care reform on small businesses:
"I can't be expected to go out and save every undercapitalized business in America."
Posted by: JPS at April 12, 2017 01:56 PM (nDhyQ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2017 01:56 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 12, 2017 01:56 PM (7uYFy)
What's it called when the people hate her back?
"Normal."
Judges would have also accepted "Days ending in 'y'."
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 12, 2017 01:56 PM (1CroS)
Why is a nobody such as Carter Page today's fake news narrative but the clinton global scam isn't under investigation?
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 12, 2017 01:56 PM (pQ2gp)
Posted by: Gaia the YouTube Cat at April 12, 2017 01:56 PM (ul9CR)
Trump is an extrovert (dealing with people gives energy).
Obama is an introvert (dealing with people drains energy).
Hillary is a misanthrope (she just hates people).
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 12, 2017 01:51 PM (SIY7D)
I don't think Obama's an introvert. He enjoys being surrounded by fluffers WAY too much for an introvert. I'd call him an extrovert, but a painfully narcissistic one who MUST be surrounded only by people who will give him praise. It's criticism that drains him.
Otherwise, yep!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at April 12, 2017 01:56 PM (4df7R)
I'm just grateful that Hillary will never be President and I don't care if I ever hear another word about her or the NeverTrumpers.
Posted by: Jack Sock at April 12, 2017 01:56 PM (c80mr)
Posted by: Max Power at April 12, 2017 01:56 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Coach of the losing team at April 12, 2017 01:57 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 12, 2017 01:57 PM (3I7wr)
WHY AREN'T I UP BY 50 POINTS!?!?
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at April 12, 2017 01:57 PM (FqgrG)
The word is that Hillary was tossing objects at Robby Mook and John Podesta. Considering Mook is light in his loafers, is that hate crime?
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 12, 2017 01:57 PM (OD2ni)
This is the day the Lord has made, let us be glad and rejoice!"
Amen!
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet -Your Conspiracy Theory Outfitter - Reynolds Wrap 30% Off! at April 12, 2017 01:57 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Roland THTG at April 12, 2017 01:57 PM (QM5S2)
Barry is a stoner, though I say that as shouldn't. *cough* I've known many.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2017 01:57 PM (Hxbwp)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 12, 2017 01:57 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 12, 2017 01:57 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
Hillary has godawfuglyological flaws
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology
This word is gooder.
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 12, 2017 01:57 PM (326rv)
Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist at April 12, 2017 01:57 PM (dzmBR)
Posted by: Soothsayer 45
==
It's not bribery, extortion and money-laundering if you BELIEVE it's 'campaign finance'.
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at April 12, 2017 01:58 PM (5FLKM)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 12, 2017 01:58 PM (7uYFy)
Yeah, too much to hope for. While having a Clinton still around another generation to graft will bothersome, it will further destroy the Democratic party. That in itself if a problem as the Democrats implode more, the 'rightish' Democrats become Left leaning Republicans, giving more RINOS in a supposedly single ideology party.
Posted by: Janir at April 12, 2017 01:58 PM (Lk5qN)
I wonder what happened to the Scooby van?
Posted by: tu3031 at April 12, 2017 01:58 PM (qJhUV)
Besides being a stumbling, anger management, self absorbed basket case and day drinker, she was a nice person. When she was sleeping.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 12, 2017 01:58 PM (v0u7M)
Of course, her millenial staffers know everything dontcha know and they basically sidelined Bill.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 12, 2017 01:58 PM (4ErVI)
Something which immediately vaulted to the head of the list of metaphors I wish I'd thought of myself was this one:
A Hillary Clinton presidency was going to be Carrie on prom night.
Except lasting for _years_.
Posted by: torquewrench at April 12, 2017 01:58 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: IanDeal at April 12, 2017 01:58 PM (teGBX)
Y-y-yeah but we made more first downs than they did!
Posted by: Coach of the losing team at April 12, 2017 01:57 PM (VdICR)
Speaking of which, the Lombardi trophy will be here in NH tomorrow. I have to figure out how to get to the State House to see it before the hubby gets out of work and we head home.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at April 12, 2017 01:58 PM (4df7R)
stalactite-ridden torture chamber Hillary calls a womb could have been
measured in nanoseconds.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 12, 2017 01:52 PM (X6fMO)
Poetry!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 12, 2017 01:58 PM (PY9jH)
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And she's right. They picked the wrong fvcking candidate.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 12, 2017 01:59 PM (Nwg0u)
Besides being a stumbling, anger management, self absorbed basket case and day drinker, she was a nice person. When she was passed out.
Posted by: Marcus T
FIFY
Posted by: Mick Jagger at April 12, 2017 01:59 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Roland THTG at April 12, 2017 01:57 PM (QM5S2)
Make her fly United coach for the rest of her natural life.
Posted by: josephistan at April 12, 2017 01:59 PM (7HtZB)
They tried to sell it but no one wanted it because it smelled like ass and moth balls.
Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2017 01:59 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 12, 2017 01:59 PM (FZYNt)
speaking of Fake News,
it's hilarious to listen to the fake news hype these special elections in Georgia and Kansas. What a load of bullshit.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 12, 2017 01:59 PM (pQ2gp)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 12, 2017 01:55 PM (ul9CR)
I think you misspelled illegal aliens.
Posted by: kathysaysso at April 12, 2017 02:00 PM (43OZ6)
Hillary used the Lewinski scandal to win a seat on the senate with no experience at all, In her Senate term I think she introduced very few bills and had a large staff which was a precusor to run for President. She probably could have won the 2004 election, but wanted to avoid the look of carpet. bagging. I think she voted in 2004 for Bush so she would not have to give John Kerry a primary run in 2008. Sec of State was a disaster, asd Obama strpped responsibilities from her using the Czars.
Chelsea has the tv personality of a shucked oyster. Has done nothing but get married, had a child, and probably had someone ghost write her children's book.
Posted by: Picric at April 12, 2017 02:00 PM (s0VSd)
Text book backhanded compliment and it made it clear that not even Democrats can stand the bitch.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 12, 2017 02:00 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2017 02:00 PM (BEMJs)
And 90% of the ads featuring Hillary make her look younger and healthy..... Almost like a thriving homo Saipan.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 12, 2017 02:00 PM (2qHjF)
Hillary Clinton was oatmeal. You don't eat it because you like it, you eat it because it's on offer, and because you're not evil/racist/rednecky/dumb/heterosexual/employed enough to vote for Trump.
Posted by: General Zod at April 12, 2017 02:00 PM (Bdeb0)
Yikes, that is a scary image!!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2017 02:00 PM (NOIQH)
They tried to sell it but no one wanted it because it smelled like ass and moth balls.
Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2017 01:59 PM (r/0kC)
So, a used van.
Posted by: josephistan at April 12, 2017 02:00 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: pookysgirl at April 12, 2017 02:00 PM (ar2KI)
"Tillerson is cool and no-nonsense."
When he was first picked I thought, "Huh?" Then I thought, if you want to break from the foreign policy establishment, where anyone you could pick amounts to an endorsement of Obama or Bush, this is a fascinating choice.
Too early to say - it'll depend on how effectively his boss uses him - but I could see him being outstanding in this role. Easy man to take seriously.
Posted by: JPS at April 12, 2017 02:00 PM (nDhyQ)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 12, 2017 02:00 PM (v0u7M)
_______
But with the country on the brink it was all entirely counterproductive. We ALL knew his deficits. Only those supporting the shrillster highlighted them.
Posted by: Random Thought Generator at April 12, 2017 02:01 PM (iOKfQ)
Fake News is hyping these special elections for one reason: to gin up D turnout.
In other words, Fake News is meddling and interfering in two federal elections.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 12, 2017 02:01 PM (pQ2gp)
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Once he announced he was suspending his campaign, perhaps his critics decided to suspend criticism of so-called campaign. Country First!
Posted by: RioBravo at April 12, 2017 02:01 PM (SsblQ)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 12, 2017 02:01 PM (hqZPQ)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 12, 2017 02:01 PM (nPvDn)
That is why the guy in Kansas would have lost without Trump and the RNC.
Posted by: Ok at April 12, 2017 02:01 PM (OE5e7)
She would only have to step over his smoldering corpse and walk into the White House
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 12, 2017 02:01 PM (SIY7D)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 12, 2017 02:02 PM (6gk0M)
Once the Dems find someone to back for 2020, they'll throw Hillary to the curb.
Posted by: gewa76 at April 12, 2017 02:02 PM (f4GSC)
Why just yesterday they were quoting this astute fellow, Kilgore Trout, about how Trump's Holocaust-denying spokesman should be fired.
No gassing, indeed!
Posted by: Concerny Concern McConcernyson at April 12, 2017 02:02 PM (nlbfN)
Vile candidate, idiot campaign staff...can't believe she didn't win by fifty points.
Posted by: tu3031 at April 12, 2017 02:02 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 12, 2017 02:02 PM (zsHGH)
oyster. Has done nothing but get married, had a child, and probably had
someone ghost write her children's book. Posted by: Picric at April 12, 2017 02:00 PM (s0VSd)
One man had sex with her at least once long enough to ejaculate before dying of shame or disgust. Mirabile dictu.
Posted by: General Zod at April 12, 2017 02:03 PM (Bdeb0)
The Chinese are never going to stop being pissed about Billy Jeff mistakenly bombing their diplomatic facility in Belgrade. Never, ever.
Protip: when trying to make formal apologies to a "face"-sensitive Asian culture, DO NOT SAY things like "Oh, sorry, we hadn't realized that you had assumed residency in that building."
It implies that their ambassadorial efforts were beneath notice.
Posted by: torquewrench at April 12, 2017 02:03 PM (noWW6)
What's the guy in Kansas running on?
Please tell me he's running on repealing obamacare!!
I'm so sick of this bullshit.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 12, 2017 02:03 PM (pQ2gp)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 12, 2017 02:01 PM (hqZPQ)
Fuck your coffin. Fuck. Your. Coffin!
Posted by: josephistan at April 12, 2017 02:03 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: alexthechick - most delicatest flowerest of innocent virtuest at April 12, 2017 02:03 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: gewa76 at April 12, 2017 02:02 PM (f4GSC)
Good think Barky didn't totally destroy their back bench looking for his legacy!
Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist at April 12, 2017 02:03 PM (dzmBR)
it's hilarious to listen to the fake news hype these special elections in Georgia and Kansas. What a load of bullshit.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45
You mean that razor thin 8 percentage point victory in Kansas?
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 12, 2017 02:03 PM (HTdUD)
Posted by: Big swingin Al at April 12, 2017 02:04 PM (8WS2E)
Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2017 02:04 PM (r/0kC)
I wonder what ever happened to her?
Posted by: JackStraw at April 12, 2017 01:55 PM (/tuJf)
**shrugs**
Maybe The Paolo knows.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 12, 2017 02:04 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Lanny Davis at April 12, 2017 02:04 PM (lKyWE)
You mean that razor thin 8 percentage point victory in Kansas?
but that's really close for a seat the Republicans have held since 1598!!
Posted by: Fake News at April 12, 2017 02:04 PM (pQ2gp)
We need to know what went down as she realized she was losing, and had to accept that she'd lost.
The fireworks are my favorite part, but there's a lot. It's like a buffet.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at April 12, 2017 02:04 PM (u0s1P)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 12, 2017 02:05 PM (VdICR)
The Redskins' GM would call that "winning *off* the field."
Posted by: General Zod at April 12, 2017 02:05 PM (Bdeb0)
Meanwhile, back at the ranch ...
(via instapundit)
"Report: House Investigation of Susan Rice Scandal Expanding"
LINK: http://preview.tinyurl.com/kgr9kh2
Posted by: mrp at April 12, 2017 02:05 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 12, 2017 02:06 PM (hqZPQ)
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"Seen a man standin' over a dead dog lyin' by the highway in a ditch
He's lookin' down kinda puzzled pokin' that dog with a stick
Got his car door flung open he's standin' out on Highway 31
Like if he stood there long enough that dog'd get up and run
Struck me kinda funny seem kinda funny sir to me
Still at the end of every hard day people find some reason to believe"
- B.S.
Posted by: RioBravo at April 12, 2017 02:06 PM (SsblQ)
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Us too, Chels, us too.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 12, 2017 02:06 PM (Nwg0u)
Probably none available, although it would great. My guess is that only the super inner circle were around her as things went south (Huma/Mills/Mook/Podesta/Chelsea) and they probably believe future employment depends on still being loyal. They are screwed.
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 12, 2017 02:06 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2017 02:07 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 12, 2017 02:07 PM (lf78Y)
Posted by: eleven at April 12, 2017 02:08 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at April 12, 2017 02:08 PM (0xzXo)
Posted by: Alan Greenspan at April 12, 2017 02:08 PM (RD7QR)
I don't see Hillary selling 5000 copies of this book.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 12, 2017 02:08 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: Roland THTG at April 12, 2017 02:08 PM (QM5S2)
Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at April 12, 2017 02:08 PM (qJhUV)
Eh, it's written by a former Bloomberg News, Politico, and Roll Call guy, someone who has all the right Lefty credentials. Not like it's by a known Clinton -hater or fringey rightwing dude.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2017 02:08 PM (NOIQH)
THIA
Also, she allowed Anthony Weiner to continue sexting and skyping with a 15 year old girl, who was at times suicidal, in order to protect her presidential campaign from scandal.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2017 01:48 PM (NOIQH)
---while still allowing our national security to be a free for all to all that came looking.
because worthy according to her team and some of Our own!
Posted by: willow at April 12, 2017 02:09 PM (4lrrm)
Posted by: John Ossoff at April 12, 2017 02:09 PM (FqgrG)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 12, 2017 02:09 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: MSTisdale at April 12, 2017 02:09 PM (g9d8D)
Posted by: gewa76 at April 12, 2017 02:02 PM (f4GSC)
Ivanka already took Chelsea out in the octagon.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet -Your Conspiracy Theory Outfitter - Reynolds Wrap 30% Off! at April 12, 2017 02:09 PM (hLRSq)
*hic* *belch* *fart* *googly eyes*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 12, 2017 02:09 PM (2Mnv1)
Kelly Anne said that she received the concession call from Huma of Weiner at 2:30 in the morning. Then Kelly Anne - in a Monica Lewinsky moment - said she was keeping the dress she wore that night as a memento.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 12, 2017 02:09 PM (HTdUD)
Posted by: Jack Sock at April 12, 2017 02:10 PM (c80mr)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 12, 2017 02:10 PM (2qHjF)
It implies that their ambassadorial efforts were beneath notice.
Posted by: torquewrench at April 12, 2017 02:03 PM (noWW6)
Wait, seriously? "Sometimes we just bomb buildings unless we're absolutely sure they're not diplomatic facilities, sorry".
But then, wasn't there something about it being about the downed F-117 that China supposedly recovered?
I have to look that up now.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 12, 2017 02:10 PM (8nWyX)
Make the terms concrete and put the cash in the hands of a third person.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 12, 2017 02:10 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: Big swingin Al
Which FBI? The one that was hopelessly slanted against Hillary? That FBI?
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 12, 2017 02:10 PM (326rv)
Posted by: eleven at April 12, 2017 02:10 PM (qUNWi)
Ahem
Posted by: Lanny Davis at April 12, 2017 02:04 PM (lKyWE)
I think you are more of a fungus or mollusk than a mammal.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet -Your Conspiracy Theory Outfitter - Reynolds Wrap 30% Off! at April 12, 2017 02:11 PM (hLRSq)
Oh, you misunderestimate my loathing for her. Not possible to be more awful than I thought.
Posted by: zombie at April 12, 2017 02:11 PM (DQ4Fv)
Probably not. I picture her to be a complete hellbeast and one of the biggest bitches to ever walk the face of the earth
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 12, 2017 02:11 PM (493sH)
Lamented that her great grandmother didn't have access to Planned Parenthood, because her grandmother was an unplanned pregnancy.
But she's wicked smaht and sassy according to The Hill...
Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2017 02:12 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: gewa76 at April 12, 2017 02:02 PM (f4GSC)
But who?
--Biden is too old.
--Lieawatha Forktongue would be entertaining, but they know she is doomed.
--Bernie Sanders even more so.
--Some other Demunist woman like Commielah Harris even more so.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 12, 2017 02:12 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Lanny Davis Tweets at April 12, 2017 02:12 PM (FqgrG)
also Then had a man arrested to cover for Her mistakes. And Then they all cam out telling us>>! our speech is what caused All of it!
because responsible, mature and worthy as a Leader.
Posted by: willow at April 12, 2017 02:12 PM (4lrrm)
Plus it's hilarious how they are trying to reclaim the high ground, like they supported Trump all along and he gives a shit what they think.
A lot of people have long memories. I'm looking at you NRO and Club for Growth.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 12, 2017 02:13 PM (v0u7M)
I said he'd win over a year ago because of his Mad Media Skillz. He's the one that drove Hillary's negatives through the roof (she started out the campaign not so bad).
Hillary doesn't want to admit this, which is why she blames outside agents
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 12, 2017 02:13 PM (SIY7D)
It's "Americans". In quotes. I'm not convinced that she got a "majority" of citizens.
Posted by: GMan at April 12, 2017 02:13 PM (sxq57)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 12, 2017 02:09 PM (Nwg0u)
Dolly Vardon, actually. Played by Whitney Blake.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 12, 2017 02:13 PM (X6fMO)
I saw Money Launduring Tools of of Oevrloards open for The Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo at the Cow Palace back in '78.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 12, 2017 02:13 PM (cuZZW)
Posted by: Guest of the Scotts at April 12, 2017 02:13 PM (RfAf2)
Kelly Anne said that she received the concession call from Huma of Weiner at 2:30 in the morning. Then Kelly Anne - in a Monica Lewinsky moment - said she was keeping the dress she wore that night as a memento.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at April 12, 2017 02:09 PM (HTdUD)
What are the kids calling a snail trail on a dress these days?
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 12, 2017 02:14 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at April 12, 2017 02:14 PM (HTdUD)
Simon and Schuster have to have a colossal warehouse somewhere out in the boonies which is stuffed with all of the unsold hardback editions of _Hard Choices_. There were a hell of a lot. It was a massive print run.
I imagine the place looking something like the cavernous dimly-lit government storage facility at the end of _Raiders of the Lost Ark_.
They expected that Hilldawg would be a shoo-in, and then she'd have the same racket going which Barack Obama had run as President, having the fedgov buy up enormous numbers of copies of the President's books at list price, at public expense, for distribution abroad via the State Department.
Except now they're stuck.
Posted by: torquewrench at April 12, 2017 02:14 PM (noWW6)
this Russian interpreter is terrible
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 12, 2017 02:14 PM (pQ2gp)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 12, 2017 02:14 PM (hqZPQ)
Trump is tough, but not mean.
Hillary is mean, but not tough.
Posted by: Reggie1971 at April 12, 2017 02:14 PM (Hz/2j)
they supported Trump all along and he gives a shit what they think.
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But we're just worried about Syria. Honest. Really.
Posted by: Concerny Concern McConcernyson at April 12, 2017 02:14 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: Lizzy
If you were of the Body leftist, and wished to extricate yourself and your party (in that order) from the wreckage, would you write this any differently?
Also note that Hillary has been racking up the enemies on her "You have failed Me' tour. Nice timing.
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 12, 2017 02:14 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 12, 2017 02:12 PM (ujg0T)
Mark Warner, D-VA, either in front of or behind Gillibrand. Just spitballin' here...
Posted by: General Zod at April 12, 2017 02:14 PM (Bdeb0)
My image of the private Hillary! is about 10 clicks to the rotten side of Nurse Ratched.
Posted by: eleven at April 12, 2017 02:15 PM (qUNWi)
The New Yorker had a hilarious article about a whiny Obama staffer's horrible no good election night. They were having a party in the WH to celebrate PIW's victory (they called Hillary President In Waiting). They were all crying when they realized Trump would win and a higher-up's cell phone rang, the person answered and said to the room "It's KellyAnne Conway on the phone and she wants to discuss transition."
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 12, 2017 02:15 PM (OD2ni)
This is quite embarrassing....
Posted by: MacGruber at April 12, 2017 02:15 PM (FEAjO)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2017 02:15 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Soothsayer 45
Put me in coach.....But not United coach.
Posted by: mandela sign language guy at April 12, 2017 02:16 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Hillary! Does Philadelphia at April 12, 2017 02:16 PM (fi5nC)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 12, 2017 02:16 PM (hqZPQ)
Posted by: willow at April 12, 2017 02:16 PM (4lrrm)
I would rather rule in the Municipal Arena and dine in Grande Ballroom D than serve under Trump!
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet -Your Conspiracy Theory Outfitter - Reynolds Wrap 30% Off! at April 12, 2017 02:17 PM (hLRSq)
I do have a problem when conservatives seem quicker to lambaste Republicans than Democrats. Graham and McCain are annoying examples of this.
As to the media, my perception is that some of the NeverTrumpers are just waiting eagerly for him to screw up so they can trumpet, "See, see, I told you so!"
Posted by: RM at April 12, 2017 02:17 PM (U3LtS)
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Ironically, his interpretation is being hacked by the Chinamen.
Posted by: RioBravo at April 12, 2017 02:17 PM (SsblQ)
My money will be on Commie-La Harris getting the nomination.
(In fact, I've been predicting since 20087 that she will run for president in 2020 or 2024. Now it seems even more likely.)
The funny part? If there's one person on this planet who's an even bigger bitch than Hillary, it is Kamala Harris. I know people who worked for her and they say she is a human monster.
Posted by: zombie at April 12, 2017 02:17 PM (DQ4Fv)
Posted by: General Zod at April 12, 2017 02:14 PM (Bdeb0)
Warner I can totally believe.
Gillibrand is dumber than Lieawatha and Commielah, and has none of their real or pretend Affirmative Action. But this is the Demunist Party, so.....
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 12, 2017 02:17 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Roland THTG at April 12, 2017 02:17 PM (QM5S2)
Posted by: zombie at April 12, 2017 02:17 PM (DQ4Fv)
It was a perfect storm. Girl just can't catch a break in this backward, repressive country. This country doesn't deserve someone as good as me.
Posted by: Hillary at April 12, 2017 02:17 PM (m5dkR)
Posted by: eleven at April 12, 2017 02:18 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: V the K at April 12, 2017 02:18 PM (O7MnT)
Besides being a stumbling, anger management, self absorbed basket case and day drinker, she was a nice person. When she was sleeping.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 12, 2017 01:58 PM (v0u7M)
Bullshit. Fat bitch snores. Scares the dog.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 12, 2017 02:18 PM (cm1Bl)
Didn't one of these tell-alls also bring up the fact that Hillary also smells bad because she refuses to bathe regularly? yikes.
Posted by: Fritz at April 12, 2017 02:18 PM (2Mnv1)
You might think people would take a step back and realize the truth is not what Democrats swore it was. Anyone with an ounce of pride would be pissed at being made a dupe by Democrats. They're proven serial liars.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 12, 2017 02:18 PM (v0u7M)
Posted by: It's Me donna at April 12, 2017 02:18 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: RedStick at April 12, 2017 02:18 PM (D9GGD)
Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2017 02:18 PM (r/0kC)
Agreed. There can be some ties, but no other is worse.
If a perfume had to capture her essence, it'd be named Vile.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 12, 2017 02:18 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2017 01:54 PM (Hxbwp)
Much like the JEF, who was all-in on abortion, apparently not having figured out that had abortion been legal in 1961, he'd have ended up in a metal pail on some gynecologist's floor.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2017 02:18 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Strobe at April 12, 2017 02:19 PM (gbWkA)
Republicans than Democrats. Graham and McCain are annoying examples of
this."
Grahamnesty and Old Man Yells At Clouds are conservatives?
::: wanders off to recalibrate instrumentation :::
Posted by: torquewrench at April 12, 2017 02:19 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet -Your Conspiracy Theory Outfitter - Reynolds Wrap 30% Off! at April 12, 2017 02:11 PM (hLRSq)
***************
Did YOU--say something about my "plutonium powered purple panzer pantsuit"?
You will be made to HONE!
Posted by: Hillary! Does Philadelphia at April 12, 2017 02:19 PM (fi5nC)
Posted by: dfbaskwill at April 12, 2017 02:19 PM (zllbf)
"The chilling thought of North Korea's fully submersible submarines firing a nuclear ballistic missile isn't as far-fetched as some might think."
Posted by: MSM at April 12, 2017 02:19 PM (PNcou)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 12, 2017 02:19 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: Fritz at April 12, 2017 02:18 PM (2Mnv1)
She really IS the full package, isn't she?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2017 02:19 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at April 12, 2017 02:20 PM (HTdUD)
::: wanders off to recalibrate instrumentation :::
Posted by: torquewrench
Just buy new ones. I think those are shot.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2017 02:20 PM (z8tEv)
Maybe The Paolo knows.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 12, 2017 02:04 PM (X6fMO)
I wanted that Diet Coke in my stomach not my lungs.
Posted by: alexthechick - most delicatest flowerest of innocent virtuest at April 12, 2017 02:20 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: It's Me donna at April 12, 2017 02:18 PM (O2RFr)
Took a shot and Barry and his cronies too. Said they did nothing but try to undermine the US/Russian relationship
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 12, 2017 02:21 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Hillary at April 12, 2017 02:17 PM (m5dkR)
You're right! You have so much to offer I'm sure someone worthy is out there to take you on! Here, I'll drive you to the airport....
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet -Your Conspiracy Theory Outfitter - Reynolds Wrap 30% Off! at April 12, 2017 02:21 PM (hLRSq)
I noticed that during his campaign. Campaign manager who refused to criticize the Magic Negro, utter failure to dig into Obama's blatant corruption, radical ties, and racism. Complete failure to stand by Palin as she was savaged.
Posted by: Robert Crawford at April 12, 2017 02:21 PM (/rBe4)
Proof that Putin and Trump are best buds
Posted by: Your sycophant press at April 12, 2017 02:22 PM (O2RFr)
your party (in that order) from the wreckage, would you write this any
differently?
What I hope is that all those 'Democrats with a byline' reporters, who dutifully covered up Hillary's flaws during the campaign (and earlier) will come clean now that her political career is (mostly) dead. They know there's money in it, as they saw the "Game Change" guys leverage their juicy 2008 campaign gossip book into a movie, a tv news show, and an HBO series on the 2016 campaign.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2017 02:22 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Hillary! Does Philadelphia
And I'm gonna keep on failing to hone your message.
Posted by: last guy on Earth at April 12, 2017 02:22 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Holmes at April 12, 2017 02:22 PM (fi5nC)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2017 01:45 PM (BEMJs)
Threadwinner!
Posted by: rickl at April 12, 2017 02:22 PM (xjiRE)
But who?
--Biden is too old.
--Lieawatha Forktongue would be entertaining, but they know she is doomed.
--Bernie Sanders even more so.
--Some other Demunist woman like Commielah Harris even more so.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 12, 2017 02:12 PM (ujg0T)
They'll find a party loyalist to make the effort knowing it is doomed. Again, I stick with my dark horse prediction: Tulsi Gabbard.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 12, 2017 02:22 PM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: Jeffersonian at April 12, 2017 02:22 PM (+ttLq)
(In fact, I've been predicting since 20087 that she will run for president in 2020 or 2024. Now it seems even more likely.)
The funny part? If there's one person on this planet who's an even bigger bitch than Hillary, it is Kamala Harris. I know people who worked for her and they say she is a human monster.
Posted by: zombie at April 12, 2017 02:17 PM (DQ4Fv)
My money too. The Dems are likely to go all-in as the Gyno Party, with their candidate sporting a touch of the tar brush for good measure.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2017 02:22 PM (SRKgf)
You will be made to HONE!
Posted by: Hillary! Does Philadelphia at April 12, 2017 02:19 PM (fi5nC)
I said "No one wears a plutonium powered purple plaid panzer pantsuit like you do. Stunning when you see it in the full light of day. Really brings out all of your qualities."
Please don't squish me.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet -Your Conspiracy Theory Outfitter - Reynolds Wrap 30% Off! at April 12, 2017 02:23 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 12, 2017 02:23 PM (2qHjF)
/wait for it
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton
Was just voted #1 for Chinese take-out.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2017 02:23 PM (z8tEv)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 12, 2017 02:23 PM (nlbfN)
*************
Wow that's bad.
Posted by: Holmes at April 12, 2017 02:22 PM (fi5nC)
Submerging is the easy part.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2017 02:23 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 12, 2017 02:23 PM (pQ2gp)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 12, 2017 02:24 PM (PY9jH)
http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/escaped-dog-419077534.html
Posted by: alexthechick - most delicatest flowerest of innocent virtuest at April 12, 2017 02:24 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 12, 2017 02:24 PM (Nwg0u)
"I can't be expected to go out and save every undercapitalized business in America."
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I remember this well. My small business is capitalized just fine, but as a business owner, I never forgot this remark.
Posted by: RM at April 12, 2017 02:24 PM (U3LtS)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 12, 2017 02:23 PM (2qHjF)
About the time Obama married Lawrence Taylor in drag.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2017 02:24 PM (SRKgf)
If you open a refrigerator in someone's house and see a jar of marmalade, run. Run as fast as you can.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 12, 2017 02:24 PM (pQ2gp)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet -Your Conspiracy Theory Outfitter - Reynolds Wrap 30% Off! at April 12, 2017 02:21 PM (hLRSq)
And don't forget to take your "reset" button with you, honey. You're gonna need that.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 12, 2017 02:24 PM (cm1Bl)
--Biden is too old.
--Lieawatha Forktongue would be entertaining, but they know she is doomed.
--Bernie Sanders even more so.
--Some other Demunist woman like Commielah Harris even more so.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 12, 2017 02:12 PM (ujg0T)
They'll find a party loyalist to make the effort knowing it is doomed. Again, I stick with my dark horse prediction: Tulsi Gabbard.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile
Cory Booker or some 'wise latina'. The more obscure and racially priveleged, the better.
Posted by: last guy on Earth at April 12, 2017 02:25 PM (326rv)
--
Oh, I think that the FAB is worse than we could ever imagine.
In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if there were Bohemian Grove photos of her assisting in a child sacrifice. Or satanic mass. Or pedo photos.
Posted by: shibumi at April 12, 2017 02:25 PM (FkAXz)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 12, 2017 02:25 PM (7uYFy)
I noticed that during his campaign. Campaign manager who refused to criticize the Magic Negro, utter failure to dig into Obama's blatant corruption, radical ties, and racism. Complete failure to stand by Palin as she was savaged.
Placeholder. The fix was in.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2017 02:25 PM (z8tEv)
Which would mean that she'd be D front runner right now
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 12, 2017 02:25 PM (SIY7D)
It was a binary choice between a flawed candidate who has actually been successful and knows how a functioning economy works, and a miserable, entitled harpy whose entire Presidency would have made the Red Wedding look like an Easter egg hunt.
Posted by: UGAdawg at April 12, 2017 02:25 PM (HL3BI)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 12, 2017 02:25 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: Hillary! at April 12, 2017 02:25 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Fritz at April 12, 2017 02:25 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Adm. Karl Donitz at April 12, 2017 02:25 PM (gbWkA)
http://tinyurl.com/lnhttyn
Posted by: V the K at April 12, 2017 02:26 PM (O7MnT)
(In fact, I've been predicting since 20087 that she will run for president in 2020 or 2024. Now it seems even more likely.)
The funny part? If there's one person on this planet who's an even bigger bitch than Hillary, it is Kamala Harris. I know people who worked for her and they say she is a human monster.
Posted by: zombie at April 12, 2017 02:17 PM (DQ4Fv)
My money too. The Dems are likely to go all-in as the Gyno Party, with their candidate sporting a touch of the tar brush for good measure.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2017 02:22 PM (SRKgf)
****************
Hell the gal will do anything for power.
According to her wiki she dated Willie Brown--to--you know.
Posted by: Holmes at April 12, 2017 02:26 PM (fi5nC)
"In her ear the whole time, spurring her on to cast blame on others and never admit to anything, was her husband. Neither Clinton could accept the simple fact that Hillary had hamstrung her own campaign and dealt the most serious blow to her own presidential aspirations."
So what that means is good ole Billy himself was the key help in keeping Hillary out of office?!
Never thought I'd be grateful to that man...
Posted by: Janir at April 12, 2017 02:26 PM (Lk5qN)
I can't imagine the New Democrat Party nominating a white person again for the foreseeable future.
Not a white man certainly.
Posted by: eleven at April 12, 2017 02:26 PM (qUNWi)
Exactly. She was every man's nasty ex-wife and every woman's hateful mother-in-law (or for those of us fortunate enough to not have those experiences) the burnt-out teacher taking out her frustration on the class.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 12, 2017 02:26 PM (sEDyY)
Posted by: RioBravo at April 12, 2017 02:26 PM (SsblQ)
Chris Wallace is a marmalade eater.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 12, 2017 02:26 PM (pQ2gp)
My schadenboner just pierced the thin composite wall separating my cube from my co-worker.
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We used to dream of composite walls...
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at April 12, 2017 02:26 PM (5FLKM)
Posted by: Hillary! at April 12, 2017 02:26 PM (kTF2Z)
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Chelsea will be 40 in 2020.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 12, 2017 02:26 PM (PNcou)
Posted by: Holmes at April 12, 2017 02:26 PM (fi5nC)
Well, fuck them. Just for that, I'm staying another month in Tahiti.
Posted by: AKA Barry Soetoro at April 12, 2017 02:26 PM (qJhUV)
My crazy liberal niece wants to bet me. She thinks Bannon was replaced
and trump is distancing from him because the FBI is going to come out
with evidence of Russian collision soon. Should I ?
Posted by: Big swingin Al at April 12, 2017 02:04 PM (8WS2E)
I wouldn't bet against her on Bannon. Clearly being walked out the door. But unlikely about the Russian/FBI thing. Trump is talking about Bannon now in the targeted demeaning way he talked about Freedom Caucus members. 2cents.
Posted by: gracepc at April 12, 2017 02:27 PM (OU4q6)
Posted by: Robby Mook at April 12, 2017 02:27 PM (FqgrG)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2017 02:27 PM (NOIQH)
But the Gyno-Party lost Bleeding Kansas. Posted by: andycanuck at April 12, 2017 02:25 PM (nlbfN)
I'd like a gyno with extra tzaziki, hold the tomatoes.
Posted by: General Zod at April 12, 2017 02:27 PM (Bdeb0)
If you've never read it...fuck it. The Clintons are dead meat now.
But is that book is a magnificent example of how to write a screed/polemic/rant/excoriation/indictment, that sort of thing.
Posted by: Skunky Choom at April 12, 2017 02:27 PM (2YIR1)
Now Chris Wallace is shitting all over Tillerson...
Posted by: JoeF. at April 12, 2017 02:25 PM (7uYFy)
Smug apple didn't fall far from the tree.
And I seem to have missed the marmalade meme.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 12, 2017 02:27 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: reggie at April 12, 2017 02:28 PM (nlbfN)
/so.... they're functional retards over there?
Posted by: shibumi at April 12, 2017 02:28 PM (FkAXz)
Even during the campaign, I never heard one item, at all, from anyone, stating WHY she thought she should be president. Still haven't.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 12, 2017 02:28 PM (cm1Bl)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 12, 2017 02:28 PM (lf78Y)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at April 12, 2017 02:28 PM (QQ+il)
Why?? Is it a trap??
Posted by: eleven at April 12, 2017 02:28 PM (qUNWi)
I noticed that during his campaign. Campaign manager who refused to criticize the Magic Negro, utter failure to dig into Obama's blatant corruption, radical ties, and racism. Complete failure to stand by Palin as she was savaged.
Placeholder. The fix was in.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2017 02:25 PM (z8tEv)
I don't know about a "fix", but I remained convinced that towards the end of his campaign --after he picked Palin as VP running mate--McCain either lost interest in winning-or realized that Obama had a really good shot at winning and didn't want to get in the way of the US electing the first black president.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 12, 2017 02:28 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: JoeF.
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Someone should lean down to the little shit's ear and whisper "you're no Tucker Carlson."
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at April 12, 2017 02:28 PM (5FLKM)
/so.... they're functional retards over there?
I'm ashamed of My Swedish heritage...
Posted by: It's Me donna at April 12, 2017 02:28 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: last guy on Earth at April 12, 2017 02:25 PM (326rv)
I figure Booker won't run just to lose. It would kill his political career.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 12, 2017 02:29 PM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 12, 2017 02:26 PM (PNcou)
Yes, but she will remain the ugly stupid scrunt her parents raised her to be. So, there's that.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 12, 2017 02:29 PM (cm1Bl)
Posted by: Holmes at April 12, 2017 02:29 PM (fi5nC)
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 12, 2017 02:30 PM (SIY7D)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 12, 2017 02:28 PM (7uYFy)
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His first mission accomplished!
Posted by: RioBravo at April 12, 2017 02:30 PM (SsblQ)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 12, 2017 02:26 PM (PNcou)
Chelsea has all of the charisma of a wet, splintered toilet seat. I don't think even the Reds with their vaunted marketing and organizational skills could successfully drag her ass over the finish line.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2017 02:30 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: It's Me donna at April 12, 2017 02:30 PM (O2RFr)
*Chuckling* Oops, I should have said "Republicans" as opposed to "conservatives".
Anyway...
Posted by: RM at April 12, 2017 02:30 PM (U3LtS)
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We used to dream of composite walls...
We worked 27 of us in a cube with only two sides.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at April 12, 2017 02:30 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 12, 2017 02:30 PM (Nwg0u)
The Dems go with Tom Hanks or--George Clooney.
Posted by: Holmes at April 12, 2017 02:29 PM (fi5nC)
Holy cats. Glenn Beck, is that you?!?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 12, 2017 02:30 PM (PY9jH)
*cough* Stockholm Syndrome *cough*
Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2017 02:30 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 12, 2017 02:30 PM (KP5rU)
I still enjoy reading 'No One Left To Lie To' by Christopher Hitchens. Posted by: Skunky Choom at April 12, 2017 02:27 PM (2YIR1)
It's a great book. Hitchens' flaying of the Clintons is thorough.
Posted by: General Zod at April 12, 2017 02:31 PM (Bdeb0)
The reasons the Frail Beast was bested are because:
(1) progressives have gone much much too far in ruining the lives of average people;
(2) Hillary is an arrogant liar who makes terrible decisions;
(3) she had NO campaign message whatever on her own merit;
(4) she labeled Trump supporters irredeemable Deplorables.
The Russions and Jim Comey had nothing to do with her shellacking.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 12, 2017 02:31 PM (TdMsT)
Putin: "So it's war, then."
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet -Your Conspiracy Theory Outfitter - Reynolds Wrap 30% Off! at April 12, 2017 02:31 PM (hLRSq)
A Hillary Clinton presidency was going to be Carrie on prom night.
Except lasting for _years_.
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"You know, China only invaded us because I'm a woman."
Alternate Reality - President HRC
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at April 12, 2017 02:31 PM (5FLKM)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 12, 2017 02:28 PM (7uYFy)
Damn, that was civic-minded of her, and such selflessness was ever so typical of her.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2017 02:31 PM (SRKgf)
toilet seat. I don't think even the Reds with their vaunted marketing
and organizational skills could successfully drag her ass over the
finish line. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2017 02:30 PM (SRKgf)
They don't have to fall in love, they just have to fall in lime. I mean, line.
Posted by: General Zod at April 12, 2017 02:32 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 12, 2017 02:30 PM (PY9jH)
***************
Don't insult me.
I hate drama queens.
Posted by: Holmes at April 12, 2017 02:32 PM (fi5nC)
I mean, take this country back for the middle class!
Posted by: Keith Ellison at April 12, 2017 02:32 PM (FqgrG)
>>286
I still enjoy reading 'No One Left To Lie To' by Christopher
Hitchens. Posted by: Skunky Choom at April 12, 2017 02:27 PM (2YIR1)
It's a great book. Hitchens' flaying of the Clintons is thorough.
Posted by: General Zod
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
FLAYING - that's the word I was looking for.
Posted by: Skunky Choom at April 12, 2017 02:32 PM (2YIR1)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 12, 2017 02:32 PM (VdICR)
Effective leaders and communicators are not all the same.
Can't imagine folks like Ike or Lincoln acting this way.
Posted by: havildar-major at April 12, 2017 02:33 PM (jpW6t)
Posted by: Strobe at April 12, 2017 02:33 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 12, 2017 02:33 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 12, 2017 02:33 PM (PNcou)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at April 12, 2017 02:30 PM (QQ+il)
What we would have given for sides ...
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2017 02:33 PM (BEMJs)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 12, 2017 02:34 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 12, 2017 02:34 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2017 02:33 PM (BEMJs)
So you're saying you had a house.
Posted by: alexthechick - most delicatest flowerest of innocent virtuest at April 12, 2017 02:34 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 12, 2017 02:13 PM (X6fMO)
Maybe it was Dolly Varden - like the salmon.
Posted by: kathysaysso at April 12, 2017 02:34 PM (43OZ6)
Posted by: It's Me donna at April 12, 2017 02:34 PM (O2RFr)
Nah, he's a Democrat, a black Democrat. He could major in fail and still be electable.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 12, 2017 02:34 PM (/tuJf)
Alternate Reality - President HRC
FIFY.
Posted by: shibumi at April 12, 2017 02:34 PM (FkAXz)
You can cruise the Seven Seas
In the Tahitian Navy
Posted by: reggie at April 12, 2017 02:28 PM (nlbfN)
Please don't tell us about the YMCA
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 12, 2017 02:34 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette
We had an awesome thread months ago goofing on Hillary campaign slogans. my favorite was: Hillary 2016, America's Mother-in-law.
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 12, 2017 02:34 PM (326rv)
The reasons the Frail Beast was bested are because:
(1) progressives have gone much much too far in ruining the lives of average people;
(2) Hillary is an arrogant liar who makes terrible decisions;
(3) she had NO campaign message whatever on her own merit;
(4) she labeled Trump supporters irredeemable Deplorables.
The Russions and Jim Comey had nothing to do with her shellacking.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 12, 2017 02:31 PM (TdMsT)
Yep. And
(5) She stupidly made her campaign all about WYMYN 24/7, all the time, vote for her to strike back at the patriarchy.
Unfortunately, she neglected to notice that half of the population is male, and demonizing them implicitly is not a recipe for electoral success.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2017 02:35 PM (SRKgf)
...
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 12, 2017 02:31 PM (TdMsT)
But she connected so well with young people!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwaiyjh1dGk
Posted by: hogmartin at April 12, 2017 02:35 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Haven Monahan at April 12, 2017 02:35 PM (FqgrG)
In the year 20087, God-Emperor Trump built a colony on the planet known as Dune. Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 12, 2017 02:32 PM (VdICR)
Some well-intentioned but misinformed commenter earlier today stated that Trump was neither a King nor a God.
Posted by: General Zod at April 12, 2017 02:35 PM (Bdeb0)
"A fine collectible...Not intended for children under 14": Talking Justin Trudeau doll now for sale
http://preview.tinyurl.com/lulwkmt
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 12, 2017 02:35 PM (rUIbB)
Posted by: alexthechick - most delicatest flowerest of innocent virtuest at April 12, 2017 02:36 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 12, 2017 02:28 PM (7uYFy)
Damn, that was civic-minded of her, and such selflessness was ever so typical of her.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2017
02:31 PM (SRKgf)
I was talking about McCain in the general election in 2008, not Hillary.
Hillary would never do anything for anybody....
Posted by: JoeF. at April 12, 2017 02:36 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 12, 2017 02:34 PM (326rv)
Hillary 2016, America's HOA President.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2017 02:36 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2017 02:36 PM (NOIQH)
"You know, China only invaded us because I'm a woman."
Alternate Reality - President HRC
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at April 12, 2017 02:31 PM (5FLKM)
Is that Hillary won the presidency website still running? That should be full scale lunacy
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 12, 2017 02:36 PM (493sH)
Hillary would never do anything for anybody....
Posted by: JoeF. at April 12, 2017 02:36 PM (7uYFy)
Sorry, didn't read up thread.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2017 02:36 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Wow -- I had no idea there is actually surviving film footage of the infamous conclusion of the 1908 marathon!!:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6xU6DiRKCg
Olympic Officials Help Drag Italian Marathon Frontrunner to the Finish Line.
I had only ever seen photo stills of this:
https://www.churchillcentral.com/timeline/stories/ n1908-london-olympics-and-dorando-pietri
Posted by: zombie at April 12, 2017 02:36 PM (DQ4Fv)
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Now that Trump has angered Phat Boy, it's going to be a real Red Dawn v2.0 any day.
Posted by: RioBravo at April 12, 2017 02:37 PM (SsblQ)
Same goes for John Ashe and Sean Lucas...
Boy band members? One Direction? I can't keep up with pop culture...
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 12, 2017 02:38 PM (sAgLS)
Wolf Blitzer's face cracks me up.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 12, 2017 02:38 PM (pQ2gp)
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 12, 2017 02:38 PM (SIY7D)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2017 02:33 PM (BEMJs)
So you're saying you had a house.
Posted by: alexthechick - most delicatest flowerest of innocent virtuest at April 12, 2017 02:34 PM (mf5HN)
More of a ramshackle nest fashioned out of our own false hopes and broken dreams. But being Scots-Irish, we understood that we deserved no better.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2017 02:38 PM (BEMJs)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 12, 2017 02:36 PM (493sH)
I just checked - it's still there. Hasn't been updated.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2017 02:38 PM (SRKgf)
But Trudeau talks nice I guess.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at April 12, 2017 02:39 PM (FqgrG)
(5) She stupidly made her campaign all about WYMYN 24/7, all the time, vote for her to strike back at the patriarchy.
Unfortunately, she neglected to notice that half of the population is male, and demonizing them implicitly is not a recipe for electoral success.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2017 02:35 PM (SRKgf)
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And...women don't generally end up supporting women candidates more than male ones.
Solidarity based on an unproven electoral correlation was hubris.
Trump was Nemesis.
Hilarity ensued.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 12, 2017 02:39 PM (mC1ZI)
Hillary 2016, The Other White Wgah'nagl Fhtagn.
Posted by: General Zod at April 12, 2017 02:40 PM (Bdeb0)
No clue about 2020 presidential candidate - probably whoever emerges as the most toxic combination of hard core leftism, popularity in pop culture, member of a designated victim group, and ability to demagogue every issue.
Posted by: RM at April 12, 2017 02:40 PM (U3LtS)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at April 12, 2017 02:39 PM (FqgrG)
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Dances well, too!
Posted by: RioBravo at April 12, 2017 02:40 PM (SsblQ)
But Trudeau talks nice I guess.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at April 12, 2017 02:39 PM (FqgrG)
And he's sooooo dreamy!
Posted by: josephistan at April 12, 2017 02:40 PM (7HtZB)
But Trudeau talks nice I guess.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at April 12, 2017 02:39 PM (FqgrG)
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It's how stupid people make voting decisions.
"I like him, so I'll vote for him."
I want a fucking bastard to run my country. I'll never meet the bastard, but he'll meet my country's enemies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 12, 2017 02:41 PM (mC1ZI)
Problematic people for Hillary who died in June/July, 2016...
Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2017 02:41 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at April 12, 2017 02:41 PM (5FLKM)
Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2017 02:41 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: Rob at April 12, 2017 02:41 PM (sfgX6)
So Chrissy Wallace isn't a fan of Trump is he?
Posted by: It's Me donna at April 12, 2017 02:34 PM (O2RFr)
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Chrissy Wallace
Charles Kruathammer
Billy Kristol
Bernie Goldstein.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 12, 2017 02:42 PM (8XRCm)
No clue about 2020 presidential candidate - probably whoever emerges as the most toxic combination of hard core leftism, popularity in pop culture, member of a designated victim group, and ability to demagogue every issue.
Posted by: RM at April 12, 2017 02:40 PM (U3LtS)
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I believe (hope?) that Michelle means it when she says that she has no interest in running for office.
I bet Chelsea will be in the House by 2018.
The 2020 Democratic Primary is going to be as chaotic and damaging to party unity as the 2016 Republican primary.
The question then becomes, will Democrats be able to rally around their candidate after that while running against an incumbent president?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 12, 2017 02:42 PM (mC1ZI)
...
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 12, 2017 02:31 PM (TdMsT)
But she connected so well with young people!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwaiyjh1dGk
Posted by: hogmartin at April 12, 2017 02:35 PM (8nWyX)
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a local morning radio program occasionally plays the infamous, "Pokemon. Go. To. The. Polls." quote by the old bag. Painful, yet always entertaining
Posted by: the Butcher at April 12, 2017 02:42 PM (AGJqR)
Posted by: RioBravo at April 12, 2017 02:43 PM (SsblQ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 12, 2017 02:41 PM (mC1ZI)
If nominated, I will not run; if elected, I will not serve:
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2017 02:43 PM (BEMJs)
Ah, who cares about national security and the economy? We've got more important to worry about!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2017 02:43 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: RioBravo at April 12, 2017 02:40 PM (SsblQ)
You know who also danced well?
Posted by: Franz Liebkind at April 12, 2017 02:43 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 12, 2017 02:41 PM (mC1ZI)
If nominated, I will not run; if elected, I will not serve:
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2017 02:43 PM (BEMJs)
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I hope you're not too offended when I say that I was thinking of IllTemperedCur.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 12, 2017 02:44 PM (mC1ZI)
What we would have given for dreams. We were too poor to afford sleep.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at April 12, 2017 02:44 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Oprah at April 12, 2017 02:44 PM (3I7wr)
Posted by: RM at April 12, 2017 02:40 PM (U3LtS)
From the Senate:
Lizzy Warren, Kamala Harris, Cory Booker
From the Governorships:
Cuomo, Brown, any Dem who wins a red state in 2018
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 12, 2017 02:44 PM (rUIbB)
Posted by: RioBravo at April 12, 2017 02:40 PM (SsblQ)
You know who also danced well?
Posted by: Franz Liebkind at April 12, 2017 02:43 PM (hLRSq)
Prince, RIP.
Posted by: josephistan at April 12, 2017 02:44 PM (7HtZB)
But Trudeau talks nice I guess.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens
Makes perfect sense.
Posted by: Grima Wormtongue at April 12, 2017 02:44 PM (326rv)
Ah, who cares about national security and the economy? We've got more important to worry about!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2017 02:43 PM (SRKgf)
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"There's literally nothing more important to the future of the country than required paid maternity leave and transgender bathrooms."
-Very smart college student who's struggling with their core classes but acing that gender studies course
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 12, 2017 02:45 PM (mC1ZI)
a local morning radio program occasionally plays the infamous, "Pokemon. Go. To. The. Polls." quote by the old bag. Painful, yet always entertaining
Ewww....Nurse Ratched made a funny.
Posted by: eleven at April 12, 2017 02:45 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2017 02:38 PM (SRKgf)
Damn, I was hoping to find out who she pretend nominated for the SC and how she pretend took care of Syria or pretend...
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 12, 2017 02:45 PM (493sH)
"I can't be expected to go out and save every undercapitalized business in America."
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I remember this well. My small business is capitalized just fine, but as a business owner, I never forgot this remark.
Posted by: RM at April 12, 2017 02:24 PM (U3LtS)
I will never forget this remark. Hillary has never been able to hide her hatred of working Americans. Never.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 12, 2017 02:45 PM (TdMsT)
Lizzy Warren, Kamala Harris, Cory Booker
From the Governorships:
Cuomo, Brown, any Dem who wins a red state in 2018
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 12, 2017 02:44 PM (rUIbB)
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I still think that Hillary will try again.
The presidency is hers by right. She can't just walk away when she thinks that she might still have a chance.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 12, 2017 02:46 PM (mC1ZI)
I bet Chelsea will be in the House by 2018.
The 2020 Democratic Primary is going to be as chaotic and damaging to party unity as the 2016 Republican primary.
The question then becomes, will Democrats be able to rally around their candidate after that while running against an incumbent president?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 12, 2017 02:42 PM (mC1ZI)
I think you're right about
OTOH, I doubt Mooch would be a viable candidate. The bitchiness in her is so close to the surface that under the stress of campaigning it would almost certainly come catastrophically. At least, I hope so.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2017 02:46 PM (SRKgf)
Lastly, how sick were these people trying to put such a psychopath in office?
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at April 12, 2017 02:47 PM (m3iiU)
Is that Hillary won the presidency website still running? That should be full scale lunacy
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OH.
My.
Lord.
It's still there, and is being updated daily with wonderful fictional Hillary stories. It's.. really messed up.
Those people are mentally ill.
/the scary thing is that our neighbors and co-workers probably visit that site...
Posted by: shibumi at April 12, 2017 02:47 PM (FkAXz)
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 12, 2017 02:47 PM (rUIbB)
Hillary and her Mooks didn't think that Trump would survive Pussygate -- a months-long planned hit co-ordinated with MSM.
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That's exactly it.
There was a study of campaign ads a while back.
Hillary ran more personal-only ads (attack) than the last 7 Presidential candidates _combined_.
The average was like less than 10% and she'd ran over 60% of her ads largely attacking Trump.
The "most accomplished person to ever run for President" ran the least amount of policy-only ads of any candidate ever.
But, I'd expect nothing less from the person who coined the phrase "politics of personal destruction."
Posted by: RoyalOil at April 12, 2017 02:47 PM (ZQpd0)
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 12, 2017 02:48 PM (SIY7D)
"Damn it, kid! YOU'RE the reason Trump won! You weren't sweet enough!"
Posted by: RKae at April 12, 2017 02:48 PM (4DpAT)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 12, 2017 02:48 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: shibumi at April 12, 2017 02:48 PM (FkAXz)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 12, 2017 02:48 PM (3I7wr)
*taps chin in thought*
Very.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet -Your Conspiracy Theory Outfitter - Reynolds Wrap 30% Off! at April 12, 2017 02:48 PM (hLRSq)
Why would she like them? Small businesses can't donate millions of dollars.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2017 02:48 PM (z8tEv)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2017 02:46 PM (SRKgf)
I like to imagine the debates would be a reenactment of Queeg's testimony from The Caine Mutiny.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 12, 2017 02:48 PM (8nWyX)
OTOH, I doubt Mooch would be a viable candidate. The bitchiness in her is so close to the surface that under the stress of campaigning it would almost certainly come catastrophically. At least, I hope so.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2017 02:46 PM (SRKgf)
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If the DNC wanted it, they'd get her a safe Democratic Senate seat to run for. I just want to believe her when she says that the life doesn't appeal to her.
I think she likes it easy without criticism. Entering public life as an actual political candidate will destroy the last bit of protection she's had from public criticism.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 12, 2017 02:48 PM (mC1ZI)
OTOH, I doubt Mooch would be a viable candidate. The bitchiness in her is so close to the surface that under the stress of campaigning it would almost certainly come catastrophically. At least, I hope so.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2017 02:46 PM (SRKgf)
Plus there's that sticky wicket of her losing her law license. The details of that would surely (?) come out, and I don't think she wants that to happen. As it is, she can still live well off the money from their 8 years in the White House, without having to do anything.
I don't blame her, I think it's a wise choice.
As for Chelsea? Dear Lord, haven't we had enough of these Clintons?????
Posted by: moki at April 12, 2017 02:49 PM (V+V48)
*calls in the Flying Manatee Brigade*
*Unleashes Parallama Battalion*
You deserve this, Pepe.
Posted by: alexthechick - most delicatest flowerest of innocent virtuest at April 12, 2017 02:36 PM
May I suggest you deploy the emus also, Empress? And if you would be so good as to share any brain bleach you might have,,,,
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 12, 2017 02:49 PM (p+Wdc)
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hillarybeattrump.org
/if the one you knew about wasn't up, it means there is more than one...
Posted by: shibumi at April 12, 2017 02:49 PM (FkAXz)
Because she never accomplished anything.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2017 02:49 PM (z8tEv)
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 12, 2017 02:48 PM (SIY7D)
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Bill seems more at ease generally, but he looks bad.
Hillary seems more stressed generally, but she looks a bit better and she's a woman.
So...murder suicide?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 12, 2017 02:50 PM (mC1ZI)
Posted by: BuckIV at April 12, 2017 02:50 PM (CLfqv)
Hmmm.....
Bill looks like Captain Pike having a bad day and Hillary has seizures and a wandering eye. Literally.
Posted by: eleven at April 12, 2017 02:50 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 12, 2017 02:49 PM (p+Wdc)
The emus are setting up a flanking maneuver.
*shoves brain bleach through USB*
Posted by: alexthechick - most delicatest flowerest of innocent virtuest at April 12, 2017 02:50 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 12, 2017 02:50 PM (lf78Y)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 12, 2017 02:51 PM (JxC99)
Posted by: General Zod at April 12, 2017 02:51 PM (Bdeb0)
As for Chelsea? Dear Lord, haven't we had enough of these Clintons?????
Posted by: moki at April 12, 2017 02:49 PM (V+V4
===============
"Fuck you, no. You'll like what we force upon you!"
-DNC
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 12, 2017 02:51 PM (mC1ZI)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 12, 2017 02:51 PM (sAgLS)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 12, 2017 02:44 PM (mC1ZI)
Whatever. I'm more of a bastard before nine AM than most people are all day.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2017 02:51 PM (BEMJs)
Posted by: alexthechick - most delicatest flowerest of innocent virtuest at April 12, 2017 02:50 PM
Too kind.
*dunks head*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 12, 2017 02:51 PM (p+Wdc)
That was so cringe-inducing. "Let's take a question from the audience. How about one from a little girl with a red bow in her hair. Now where is the little bitch? Ah, there she is. OK, just read the fucking question, all right?"
It was so transparently obvious that the whole thing was choreographed. At least they didn't have the little girl send up a flare.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2017 02:51 PM (SRKgf)
--
Do psychopaths know that they're psycopaths?
As for those who put Hillary in the race, and those who voted for her, there are really only a few choices:
1. also psychopaths
2. stupid
3. free shit army
Posted by: shibumi at April 12, 2017 02:52 PM (FkAXz)
"The 2020 Democratic Primary is going to be as chaotic and damaging to party unity as the 2016 Republican primary.
The question then becomes, will Democrats be able to rally around their candidate after that while running against an incumbent president?"
My thought is that the Democrat pols will unify with whoever is selected to run in the general election, as per the way they did over Obamacare, even when push came to shove.
As for voters, the scary thing is that 45-50% of the voters on the free stuff train will pull the "D" lever no matter who runs. It could be Charles Manson. Republican support is much more fickle.
Given all the dynamics, I think this may truly be our last chance to get it right. There is a huge amount riding on Trump's shoulders.
Posted by: RM at April 12, 2017 02:53 PM (U3LtS)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 12, 2017 02:53 PM (4NwQ8)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 12, 2017 02:53 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet -Your Conspiracy Theory Outfitter - Reynolds Wrap 30% Off! at April 12, 2017 02:53 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: tu3031 at April 12, 2017 02:53 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: moki at April 12, 2017 02:49 PM (V+V4
The Kennedys: You tell us
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 12, 2017 02:53 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 12, 2017 02:54 PM (wtvvX)
She is loved by the media and I expect that she'll have a relaxing, part-time career in tv, such as her guest judging on Master Chef. Why subject yourself to the grind or elective office - all of the fundraising, campaigning, meeting with lobbyists and constituents, bartering w/fellow Congressmen, etc. - when you can live comfortably and occasionally drop by a tv show's set for a little confidence boost and very little work?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2017 02:55 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: General Zod at April 12, 2017 02:56 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: eleven at April 12, 2017 02:56 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at April 12, 2017 02:56 PM (pQ2gp)
It's almost as if someone has decided that this scrunt's used up all of her chances, her time has now passed, and they're not-so-subtly letting her know it...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 12, 2017 02:56 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Weasel at April 12, 2017 02:57 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at April 12, 2017 02:59 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2017 03:00 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doctor of Thinkology at April 12, 2017 03:01 PM (Nwg0u)
Hillary Clinton is consumed with her needs and her righteousness. She is not only weaker, but dangerously so.
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at April 12, 2017 03:10 PM (LeUrG)
Posted by: Strobe at April 12, 2017 02:33 PM
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My Dad used to say that about the Irish; and, he was right. It's probably true about most Europeans.
Posted by: IrishEi at April 12, 2017 03:12 PM (HiDrR)
Posted by: General Zod at April 12, 2017 02:03 PM (Bdeb0)
Right, sure. If you say so.
Posted by: Turk E. Baster at April 12, 2017 03:15 PM (/Nite)
Posted by: Fox at April 12, 2017 03:19 PM (DVC2D)
All the smart swedes left decades ago to come to America.
Posted by: Strobe at April 12, 2017 02:33 PM
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My Dad used to say that about the Irish; and, he was right. It's probably true about most Europeans.
Posted by: IrishEi at April 12, 2017 03:12 PM (HiDrR)
I know it's willowed, but I have long had a theory that one of the things that has made America great was that we were genetically and culturally superior to the Old World. Our ancestors were the risk-takers, the hard workers, who lived by their wits and not by accident of birth. They fought to protect their homes and families and to make a world for themselves in the wilderness. They were simply superior human beings to the ones they left behind.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 12, 2017 04:05 PM (jK8Z7)
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You just made that word up , didn't you.
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at April 12, 2017 01:47 PM (5FLKM)
It's a perfectly crommulent word.
Posted by: josephistan at April 12, 2017 01:49 PM (7HtZB)
You spelled "cromulent" wrong.
Posted by: West at April 12, 2017 04:20 PM (1Rgee)
Posted by: torabora at April 12, 2017 04:27 PM (0+2tr)
Posted by: Big swingin Al
Take her to the cleaners. Humans learn through experiencing pain. You will be doing her a favor.
Use the proceeds to buy MAGA hats. (Or hookers and booze, your preference).
Posted by: West at April 12, 2017 04:34 PM (1Rgee)
Posted by: Spit/ Swear/Turn around 3 times to the right at April 12, 2017 06:30 PM (ndGCC)
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