National Manhunt On For Wisconsin Man Who Robbed "Armageddon" Gun Store, Burned His Car, Sent an Angry Manifesto To Trump, and Then Disappeared

I mentioned the gun store's name, Armageddon, as it's probably a clue to this guy's state of mind. He fulminates against government actors of all kinds and is convinced the 1% of the nation's wealthiest are plotting against the rest.

He sent the manifesto to Trump.

Many people are calling it an "anti-Trump manifesto" but I haven't seen any evidence of that. (If you've seen such evidence, please let me know.) It occurs to me that this guy could have sent Trump the manifesto to awaken Trump to the government/Capital Class conspiracy, and sees Trump as a possible ally, if only he'd Get Woke.

I don't know. But of all the deranged shooters which the media wants to link to the right, this one strikes me as one where the guy might actually be on the (fringe) right.

Also, many stories claim the guy stole "assault rifles" from the gun store. I am betting 10,000 Internet Credibility Credits that that is false. The media likes calling semi-auto rifles which are Black and look sort of Military-ish "assault rifles" when in fact they're just semi-automatic single-shot-per-pull rifles with a pistol grip.

PJ Media's write-up is here.

Feds are patrolling churches to find this guy. And not because he's religious, but because he's anti-religion, and I guess the feds fear some of his targets may be religious believers.

Among the places authorities are patrolling are churches, due to Jakubowski's anti-religious views.

(Which doesn't make him left-wing, by the way: A lot of fringe right-wingers don't like religion. A lot of fringe people, period.)

If, however, this guy actually is a left winger:

When will we start talking about the Culture of Hatred and heated rhetoric from the left and the leftwing media that poisons people's mind into committing acts of violence?

I said that flippantly, but I mean it. I've just written about this too many times before to bother doing so again.

But if "hot" and "extreme" rightwing rhetoric spurs rightwingers into violence, and the media condemns that, surely hot and extreme leftwing rhetoric can inspire leftwing shooters too, right? And the media should also condemn, and take peddlers of extremist leftwing conspiracy theories to task, right?

Unless... they support it.

Right?

Posted by: Ace at 07:31 PM

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1 That would be my guess

Posted by: Skip at April 10, 2017 07:22 PM (Ot7+c)

2 I'll get the corgis

Posted by: Skip at April 10, 2017 07:23 PM (Ot7+c)

3 If I wasn't so damn apathetic I'd finish up my manifesto. Because every man needs a manifesto.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 10, 2017 07:23 PM (8ZskC)

4 Hmm. Worried about the "1%"? "Anti-religious views"?

I'm putting my money on "leftist".

Posted by: rickl at April 10, 2017 07:24 PM (sdi6R)

5 So... Assault Weapon Rifles then, got it, thanks.

Posted by: MSM at April 10, 2017 07:24 PM (gDSJf)

6 Because every man needs a manifesto.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 10, 2017 07:23 PM (8ZskC)

Moar beer.

The End

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at April 10, 2017 07:25 PM (K9oqL)

7 Geez, Ace. You need something fun today; all your posts are grim.

Why not post some busty lesbian pron or something? Cheer yourself and the rest of us up.

Posted by: Vanceone at April 10, 2017 07:25 PM (HcgJZ)

8 When will we start talking about the Culture of Hatred and heated rhetoric from the left and the leftwing media that poisons people's mind into committing acts of violence?

It's okay. All those leftards who are advocating "Shoot Trump" only mean it metaphorically.

Unlike Sarah Palin, who literally ORDERED people to shoot Gabby Giffords.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 10, 2017 07:25 PM (8ZskC)

9 Being the slightest bit knowledgeable about guns would imply they don't belong to the tribe.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 10, 2017 07:26 PM (VdICR)

10 But my money's on it being a leftist.

Or an extreme libertarian/anarchist. This guy's probably at that point on the political circle where left and right mix-- that far side of the circle.

Posted by: Vanceone at April 10, 2017 07:26 PM (HcgJZ)

11 You know who else didn't like religion?

Hitler.

Posted by: eleven at April 10, 2017 07:26 PM (qUNWi)

12 Actually they do support it. Look at the Pamela Gellar (?) thing. They love it, because it attacks their enemies and then they can advocate to have their enemies disarmed at the same time.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 10, 2017 07:26 PM (+c7tK)

13 Hot cheese, cold cheese - they got all kinds in Wis.

Posted by: DaveA at April 10, 2017 07:26 PM (FhXTo)

14 10 But my money's on it being a leftist.

Or an extreme libertarian/anarchist. This guy's probably at that point on the political circle where left and right mix-- that far side of the circle.
Posted by: Vanceone at April 10, 2017 07:26 PM (HcgJZ)

My God, It's full of nut-jobs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 10, 2017 07:27 PM (+c7tK)

15 My problem would be if I had to write a manifesto it would have so many typos it couldn't be deciphered

Posted by: Skip at April 10, 2017 07:27 PM (Ot7+c)

16 My money is on bug fuck nuts.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2017 07:27 PM (/tuJf)

17 Sounds like this guy has taken the part of Bill Williamson from the Rampage trilogy to heart.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 10, 2017 07:27 PM (2qHjF)

18 I'm pretty hard-core about guns, but I don't think I'd shop at a store named "Armageddon."

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 10, 2017 07:27 PM (97XyN)

19 Shouldn't Microsoft Clippy put in an appearance and recommend psych help when you title a .doc "Manifesto"?

Posted by: DaveA at April 10, 2017 07:28 PM (FhXTo)

20 If I wasn't so damn apathetic I'd finish up my manifesto. Because every man needs a manifesto.

Right? I've never even gotten started on one.

How do you pick a topic?

Posted by: eleven at April 10, 2017 07:28 PM (qUNWi)

21 My problem would be if I had to write a manifesto it would have so many typos it couldn't be deciphered

Didn't stop me. I got mine published and everything.

Posted by: Ted Kaczynski at April 10, 2017 07:28 PM (8ZskC)

22 As far as the political spectrum goes, I'm down with classing this guy as "nuts".

I hope when They Come To Take Him Away, Ha Ha that he doesn't bring down anyone else with him.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 10, 2017 07:28 PM (6FqZa)

23 Please stop calling the ravings of any lunatic a "manifesto."

For Pete's sake?

I mean, it's not like Moochelle's senior thesis at Princeton.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 10, 2017 07:28 PM (EZebt)

24 Because every man needs a manifesto.

Gentlemen need newsletters.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 10, 2017 07:28 PM (2lndx)

25 Leftists hate religion, not counting their goverment should run everything religion.

Posted by: Skip at April 10, 2017 07:29 PM (Ot7+c)

26 $800 is our final offer, asshole!

Posted by: United Airlines at April 10, 2017 07:29 PM (7H/2n)

27 18 I'm pretty hard-core about guns, but I don't think I'd shop at a store named "Armageddon."
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 10, 2017 07:27 PM (97XyN)

What if they ran the Springfield Saint for $200 off ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 10, 2017 07:29 PM (fiGNd)

28 Being the slightest bit knowledgeable about guns would imply they don't belong to the tribe.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 10, 2017 07:26 PM (VdICR)

Oh, there's at least 5% that are. They, however, will also be the ones pulling the trigger on the 95% Useful Idiots after Glorious Revolution.

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at April 10, 2017 07:29 PM (K9oqL)

29 160 pages. No way this fucking guy wrote that on coffee alone.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 10, 2017 07:30 PM (2qHjF)

30 $800 is our final offer, asshole!

Posted by: United Airlines
===

I'm choking over here.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at April 10, 2017 07:30 PM (wpG6p)

31 What if they ran the Springfield Saint for $200 off ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 10, 2017 07:29 PM (fiGNd)

I'd be there.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 10, 2017 07:30 PM (97XyN)

32 Because every man needs a manifesto.

How come we never hear about womanifestos?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 10, 2017 07:30 PM (6FqZa)

33 I for one am happy no one wants to screw me.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 10, 2017 07:30 PM (6Ll1u)

34 My wife goes to the local Catholic church for an exercise class - it was "locked down" today, with Beloit police in the parking lot.

Yesterday, there were police presence at every church I passed in town. I understand every school in Beloit and Janesville was locked down today, as they were last week.

Armageddon is closed - went past there today to see if I could talk to the owner, as I am also an FFL.They are a Class III dealer. The BATFE called me with a recorded message after the theft was reported - no mention of automatic weapons taken, just rifles and handguns, and possibly, "silencers".

I wouldn't expect the rifles were other than military issue or look-a likes like AR15s.

Posted by: Chuck Kuecker at April 10, 2017 07:30 PM (w0YM7)

35 19 Shouldn't Microsoft Clippy put in an appearance and recommend psych help when you title a .doc "Manifesto"?
Posted by: DaveA at April 10, 2017 07:28 PM (FhXTo)

Hmmm.... MANifesto.... what a great Name for a Male Super Hero, who fights against Feminazi takeover of the West!

Posted by: Don Q. at April 10, 2017 07:31 PM (NgKpN)

36 if I had to write a manifesto it would have so many typos it couldn't be deciphered

Get it right once and just use copy-and-paste! If it's good enough for Stanford it should be good enough for you.

Posted by: #BlackLivesMatter! #BlackLivesMatter! at April 10, 2017 07:31 PM (7H/2n)

37 Ever since the Communist Manifesto and Hitler's Mein Kampf manifesto every other nut case thinks they need to explain why the world is so screwed up

Posted by: Skip at April 10, 2017 07:32 PM (Ot7+c)

38 not just the climate of hate the MSM has produced that makes nuts go kill people ... what about my old Facebook friends that still belive in global warming, that think the UN will bring world peace, that love Chomsky and idiot leftists and spew their "sustainability" crap on my Facebook feed?

ME Me Me ... why have you done this to my otherwise normal friends?
Sure losing Europe and soon the rest of the West to progressive lying commies will suck ... but please just quit making my old friends such idiots ... and you can have the world turned into a third world hell hole and you leftist elite 1% can run it (no it won't be most of you idiot Democrats, it will be the real elite).

The BLM hate, the deplorable irredeemable hate, Islamophobia, all the so called "phobia" ... it is the tool of the left. The psyops of cultural Marxism works.

heh ... all politics are local .. or something. WAR!!!

Posted by: illiniwek at April 10, 2017 07:32 PM (TmCOq)

39 right.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 10, 2017 07:32 PM (WTSFk)

40 Women write their womanifestos with their wombs.

Posted by: eleven at April 10, 2017 07:32 PM (qUNWi)

41 31 What if they ran the Springfield Saint for $200 off ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 10, 2017 07:29 PM (fiGNd)

I'd be there.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 10, 2017 07:30 PM (97XyN)

*fistbump*

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 10, 2017 07:32 PM (fiGNd)

42 Shouldn't Microsoft Clippy put in an appearance and recommend psych help when you title a .doc "Manifesto"?

Posted by: DaveA at April 10, 2017 07:28 PM

golf clap

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 10, 2017 07:33 PM (KCxzN)

43 24 hours, people. We need to find out his mohamad factor.

Posted by: Eromero at April 10, 2017 07:33 PM (zLDYs)

44 you would think that suppressors would be kept in a locked container, with just dummies left out, at least at night...

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 10, 2017 07:33 PM (FBYVu)

45 37 Ever since the Communist Manifesto and Hitler's Mein Kampf manifesto every other nut case thinks they need to explain why the world is so screwed up
Posted by: Skip at April 10, 2017 07:32 PM (Ot7+c)

The Bible: God's Manifesto.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 10, 2017 07:33 PM (+c7tK)

46 Springfield Saint

Purdy.......

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at April 10, 2017 07:34 PM (K9oqL)

47 Wisconsin Man
===

Anybody got eyes on Paul Ryan?

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at April 10, 2017 07:34 PM (wpG6p)

48 Anybody got eyes on Paul Ryan?
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at April 10, 2017 07:34 PM (wpG6p)

Ryan still sporting the Brawny towel beard?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 10, 2017 07:35 PM (+c7tK)

49 We need to find out his mohamad factor.

'Jakubowski'? 160-pg manifesto? I'm going with zero.

Posted by: t-bird at April 10, 2017 07:35 PM (HwVbl)

50 This fucking guy is a Bill Williamson wannabe. Rampage trilogy is on Amazon Prime. This nuts exist. They have fantasies like this. This guy is motivated and wrote 160 pages.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bzNH4izAxLo

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 10, 2017 07:35 PM (2qHjF)

51 47 Wisconsin Man
===

Anybody got eyes on Paul Ryan?
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at April 10, 2017 07:34 PM (wpG6p)

Fucker can't even check his barbells for less than $800. No way he gets off that flight.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 10, 2017 07:35 PM (fiGNd)

52 If Kate Upton wrote a canifesto I'd read it.

Posted by: Ted Kaczynski at April 10, 2017 07:35 PM (8ZskC)

53 The guy is probably of the Ted Kaczynski type -- beyond defining on the left/right scale. Kaczynski also famously wrote a manifesto that appeared at first glance to be against capitalist society -- but upon close inspection he also intensely criticized the American left as being complicit and out-of-touch.

Usually, when you're crazy, you don't match society's preconceptions of fitting into standard frameworks. Irrational, schizo -- whatever you want to call it -- the lone-wolf psycho is rarely a lockstep true-believer.

Posted by: zombie at April 10, 2017 07:36 PM (DQ4Fv)

54 manifesto......mansplaining......

Posted by: phoenixgirl... at April 10, 2017 07:36 PM (0O7c5)

55 52 If Kate Upton wrote a canifesto I'd read it.
Posted by: Ted Kaczynski at April 10, 2017 07:35 PM (8ZskC)

If it had a centerfold I'd get an autographed copy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 10, 2017 07:36 PM (+c7tK)

56 >>>Posted by: Chuck Kuecker at April 10, 2017 07:30 PM (w0YM7)

any word about the fugitive?

Posted by: concrete girl at April 10, 2017 07:36 PM (eQSM0)

57 Anybody got eyes on Paul Ryan?

Make sure it's really him before you kick him in the nads, ok?

Posted by: Aaron Rodgers at April 10, 2017 07:37 PM (8zL5i)

58 judging by the picture i saw on the news, i'll go with bug fuck nuts too. the unabomber has nothing on this guy.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 10, 2017 07:37 PM (KP5rU)

59 37 Ever since the Communist Manifesto and Hitler's Mein Kampf manifesto every other nut case thinks they need to explain why the world is so screwed up
Posted by: Skip at April 10, 2017 07:32 PM (Ot7+c)

...........

So that's what a Manifesto is? Explaining the wrongs of the world?

. Here I was piecing mine together in my mind as a more of list of things I was "done wrong " on.

Huh well fine. Russia is the culprit wrongdoer! Suppose that will fly?

Posted by: Molly k. at April 10, 2017 07:37 PM (9H4KE)

60 Usually, when you're crazy, you don't match society's preconceptions of fitting into standard frameworks. Irrational, schizo -- whatever you want to call it -- the lone-wolf psycho is rarely a lockstep true-believer.
Posted by: zombie at April 10, 2017 07:36 PM (DQ4Fv)

If they were consistent, they would not be crazy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 10, 2017 07:37 PM (+c7tK)

61 Anybody got eyes on Paul Ryan?
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at April 10, 2017 07:34 PM (wpG6p)

You bet his sweet ass I do !!!

Posted by: Miss L from South Cackalacky at April 10, 2017 07:37 PM (fiGNd)

62 Sure he's a leftist. He is an idiot. He stole a bunch of guns. If he had stolen just a couple and a trunkload of ammo he would be serious. The guy will turn out to be another leftist poseur because he knows nothing but his self righteousness.

Posted by: Yadda Yadda Yadda at April 10, 2017 07:37 PM (Mt8T4)

63 "$800 is our final offer, asshole!

Posted by: United Airlines"

$1600 cash and you pay for the Uber ride to Knoxville. Today.

Posted by: Asshole at April 10, 2017 07:37 PM (w+Jhj)

64
32 Because every man needs a manifesto.

How come we never hear about womanifestos?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 10, 2017 07:30 PM (6FqZa)

Oral Traditions. Every damn day we hear it.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 10, 2017 07:38 PM (2qHjF)

65 Women write their womanifestos with their wombs.
Posted by: eleven

And we don't CHOOOOOOOSE when we make the ink.

Posted by: Ashley Judd at April 10, 2017 07:38 PM (fYbFJ)

66 21 My problem would be if I had to write a manifesto it would have so many typos it couldn't be deciphered

Didn't stop me. I got mine published and everything.
Posted by: Ted Kaczynski

And in so doing...got caught! Desire for fame was his undoing.

Posted by: zombie at April 10, 2017 07:38 PM (DQ4Fv)

67 is this guy related to Jesse Ventura?

because he sure sounds like him...

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 10, 2017 07:38 PM (FBYVu)

68 Kim Jong Un: the Dongifesto.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 10, 2017 07:38 PM (6FqZa)

69 Anti-relgious...

read - Anti-Mooslim

Posted by: golfman at April 10, 2017 07:38 PM (48QDY)

70 58 judging by the picture i saw on the news, i'll go with bug fuck nuts too. the unabomber has nothing on this guy.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 10, 2017 07:37 PM (KP5rU)

Bulging Crazy Eyes? Think Rasputin or John Brown.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 10, 2017 07:39 PM (+c7tK)

71 "Sure he's a leftist. He is an idiot. He stole a
bunch of guns. If he had stolen just a couple and a trunkload of ammo
he would be serious. The guy will turn out to be another leftist poseur
because he knows nothing but his self righteousness.

Posted by: Yadda Yadda Yadda"

Probably forgot to take any magazines as well.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 10, 2017 07:39 PM (w+Jhj)

72 If this guy said anything nice about Trump in his manifesto, we'd be seeing the quotes. Instead, we get that he is against everyone. Somehow, the media knows his manifesto is 161 pages, but they are circumspect about the specific contents.

Prediction: he is anti-Trump.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 10, 2017 07:39 PM (R+30W)

73 But of all the deranged shooters which the media wants to link to the right, this one strikes me as one where the guy might actually be on the (fringe) right.

THe Media will be sure to take that leap right away.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 10, 2017 07:39 PM (MZcWR)

74 John Boehner: Faketanifesto

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 10, 2017 07:39 PM (8ZskC)

75 I put the "Man" in manifesto.

Posted by: Barry Manilow at April 10, 2017 07:39 PM (vRcUp)

76 67 is this guy related to Jesse Ventura?

because he sure sounds like him...

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 10, 2017 07:38 PM (FBYVu)

What did Chris Kyle beat him up in a bar too?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 10, 2017 07:40 PM (+c7tK)

77 Somehow, the media knows his manifesto is 161 pages, but they are circumspect about the specific contents. Prediction: he is anti-Trump

That's a bet I'm definitely not taking.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 10, 2017 07:40 PM (6FqZa)

78
53 The guy is probably of the Ted Kaczynski type -- beyond defining on the left/right scale. Kaczynski also famously wrote a manifesto that appeared at first glance to be against capitalist society -- but upon close inspection he also intensely criticized the American left as being complicit and out-of-touch.

Usually, when you're crazy, you don't match society's preconceptions of fitting into standard frameworks. Irrational, schizo -- whatever you want to call it -- the lone-wolf psycho is rarely a lockstep true-believer.
Posted by: zombie at April 10, 2017 07:36 PM (DQ4Fv)

I looked into this guy. He seems like a true believer. It also seems like he has a network of those who will help and hide him from the authorities.

This is not good.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 10, 2017 07:40 PM (2qHjF)

79 >>And in so doing...got caught! Desire for fame was his undoing.

Well that and crazy.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2017 07:40 PM (/tuJf)

80 One of the Weathermen? Call Bill Ayers.

Posted by: shit bit at April 10, 2017 07:41 PM (1isJI)

81 Anti-religion almost always means left-wing, especially if its to the point where Churches themselves may be targets.

I know you can find any combination of freak, but I just don't see an atheist "right-winger" blowing up Christian Churches out of religious hatred.

I will say though both sides should probably not focus so much on how crazy people voted before they killed a bunch of people and drawing anything meaningful from it.

Posted by: Maritime at April 10, 2017 07:41 PM (RquHz)

82 75 I put the "Man" in manifesto.
Posted by: Barry Manilow at April 10, 2017 07:39 PM (vRcUp)

Shut up and write the songs that will make the whole world sing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 10, 2017 07:41 PM (+c7tK)

83 It's sad that every Sunday as we sit in church, I imagine some cray-cray or jihadi walking into the rear of our church and shooting us all.

I have no doubt there are a few CC members, and when our son attends, I know beyond a shadow of a doubt he's carrying.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2017 07:41 PM (PY9jH)

84 I can't quite tell from the wiki map but Janesville might be in Ryan's district.

Posted by: DaveA at April 10, 2017 07:42 PM (FhXTo)

85 Listen, People! My Vanifesto explains why Chevys are sooooo much better than VWs. YOU MUST PAY ATTENTION TO THIS.

Posted by: zombie at April 10, 2017 07:42 PM (DQ4Fv)

86
If, however, this guy actually is a left winger:

The story will disappear into the phantom zone.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 10, 2017 07:42 PM (IqV8l)

87 70; bulging,crazy eyes. almost like marty feldman. apparently well known to law enforcement. they must know he's bug fuck nuts.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 10, 2017 07:42 PM (KP5rU)

88 He took sixteen high-end weapons and burned his car. Something tells me he doesn't have much ammunition on him.

Posted by: t-bird at April 10, 2017 07:42 PM (9Q5BJ)

89 Well, just checked in. Off to finish dinner while husband works on his GAINZZ riding his new bike.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2017 07:42 PM (PY9jH)

90 The Manifesto sounds like a special weekend celebration they'd hold on Castro St. in San Francisco.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 10, 2017 07:42 PM (8ZskC)

91 "Shouldn't Microsoft Clippy put in an appearance and recommend psych help when you title a .doc "Manifesto"?

Posted by: DaveA at April 10, 2017 07:28 PM

golf clap

Posted by: AltonJackson"

Probably used Open Office.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 10, 2017 07:43 PM (w+Jhj)

92 $1600 cash and you pay for the Uber ride to Knoxville. Today.
Posted by: Asshole at April 10, 2017 07:37 PM (w+Jhj)

Done. That's like a four hour drive. Tops.

Posted by: Widespread ScoggDog at April 10, 2017 07:43 PM (fiGNd)

93 Kim Jong Un: the Dongifesto.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 10, 2017 07:38 PM (6FqZa)

---
that would be a short manifesto...

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 10, 2017 07:43 PM (FBYVu)

94 Geez - he's in Janesville? I've never heard of that shop.

Posted by: grammie winger - alleluia! at April 10, 2017 07:43 PM (dFi94)

95 Probably forgot to take any magazines as well.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 10, 2017 07:39 PM (w+Jhj)

But he got all the clips.

Posted by: shit bit at April 10, 2017 07:43 PM (1isJI)

96 I fulminate against Mercury.

Posted by: Marvin the Martian at April 10, 2017 07:43 PM (IqV8l)

97 It's sad that every Sunday as we sit in church, I
imagine some cray-cray or jihadi walking into the rear of our church and
shooting us all.

I have no doubt there are a few CC members, and when our son attends, I know beyond a shadow of a doubt he's carrying.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2017 07:41 PM (PY9jH)
=====================

Rev has been know to carry in the pulpit. Also two elders at the door.

Posted by: grammie winger - alleluia! at April 10, 2017 07:44 PM (dFi94)

98
Listen, People! My Vanifesto explains why Chevys are sooooo much better than VWs. YOU MUST PAY ATTENTION TO THIS.

Posted by: zombie at April 10, 2017 07:42 PM (DQ4Fv)

I drive a VW, therefore, I'm....wait for it....A NAZI!!!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2017 07:44 PM (PY9jH)

99 My uncle was a pow in Korea, he bought a 55 Austin race car when got back. We inherited it in the 70's. Vroom.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 10, 2017 07:44 PM (6Ll1u)

100 Prediction: he is anti-Trump.

He seems pushed pretty far out there. He's going to be anti-everything.

Posted by: t-bird at April 10, 2017 07:44 PM (7H/2n)

101 87 70; bulging,crazy eyes. almost like marty feldman. apparently well known to law enforcement. they must know he's bug fuck nuts.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 10, 2017 07:42 PM (KP5rU)

Well, Rasputin and John Brown do have to take a bow to Marty Feldman.

Watch out, he can see you coming.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 10, 2017 07:45 PM (+c7tK)

102 Probably forgot to take any magazines as well.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 10, 2017 07:39 PM (w+Jhj)

But he got all the clips.
Posted by: shit bit at April 10, 2017 07:43 PM (1isJI)

Those are the shoulder things, yeah?

Posted by: hogmartin at April 10, 2017 07:45 PM (8nWyX)

103 The Olympic bomber? Remember? It was years before they found him in the mountains of NC.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2017 07:45 PM (PY9jH)

104 Probably forgot to take any magazines as well.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 10, 2017 07:39 PM (w+Jhj)

But he got all the clips.
Posted by: shit bit

Tell me he didn't get the shoulder things that go up.

Posted by: Elinor Hiolmes Norton at April 10, 2017 07:45 PM (fYbFJ)

105 John Boehner: Faketanifesto
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)

Bruce Jenner: trannifesto.

Posted by: Barry Manilow at April 10, 2017 07:45 PM (vRcUp)

106 I saw the Manifestos open for Little Red Book at the Whisky a Go Go in '78.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 10, 2017 07:45 PM (w+Jhj)

107 I found a quote from an atheist or at least agnostic right-winger: Winston Churchill - "I am not a pillar of the church but a buttress. I support it from the outside."

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 10, 2017 07:46 PM (6FqZa)

108
I put the "Man" in manifesto.
Posted by: Barry Manilow at April 10, 2017 07:39 PM (vRcUp)

I'm the festo in manifesto

Posted by: Shep Smith at April 10, 2017 07:46 PM (lKyWE)

109 Seriously, a loyal follower filmed the SOB mailing off the 160 page manifesto to Trump. They were both talking some serious shit.

This asshole has a network and I bet they are off the grid. This is not good.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 10, 2017 07:46 PM (2qHjF)

110 Klanifesto.

Posted by: Z. Robert Byrd at April 10, 2017 07:46 PM (9Q5BJ)

111 Ah, Janesville, home of the flatlander immigrants who came north for the welfare benefits and just couldn't leave the crazy back in Illinois.

Of course it's down by Beloit, which is the sounds a.... quarter.....makes when you drop it in the toilet.

I'm not sure there's a lot to be surprised about in this scenario.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 10, 2017 07:46 PM (cm1Bl)

112 Posted by: Chuck Kuecker at April 10, 2017 07:30 PM (w0YM7)
=============================

You're in Beloit? We're in Lake Geneva. I didn't know anything about this till now.

Posted by: grammie winger - alleluia! at April 10, 2017 07:46 PM (dFi94)

113 Rev has been know to carry in the pulpit. Also two elders at the door.

Posted by: grammie winger - alleluia! at April 10, 2017 07:44 PM (dFi94)

Sigh. Our "We Are The World" pastor is askeered of guns. He can't retire soon enough.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2017 07:46 PM (PY9jH)

114 Husband used "for my manifesto" in his suicide note, and when I finally talked to him about it after he got out of the ICU, I told that he used the word incorrectly and he wasn't allowed to write one (real or fake) ever again. I suppose if he had gone political and blamed Obama (lots of timid deployments, personnel numbers gutted, chaplain corps unable to reach people like my husband), he might have made the news, but I'm just as glad that I didn't have to deal with all of that under a spotlight.

Posted by: pookysgirl at April 10, 2017 07:46 PM (ar2KI)

115 He seems pushed pretty far out there. He's going to be anti-everything.
Posted by: t-bird at April 10, 2017 07:44 PM (7H/2n)

How about we tone down the hate on anti-everything ?

Or not. You hate what you want. My hatred just happens to have an incredibly big circle on the Venn Diagram.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 10, 2017 07:47 PM (fiGNd)

116
103 The Olympic bomber? Remember? It was years before they found him in the mountains of NC.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2017 07:45 PM (PY9jH)

Yep. He had plenty of help and support as well from like minded individuals.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 10, 2017 07:47 PM (2qHjF)

117 Okay. Off to finish dinner.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2017 07:47 PM (PY9jH)

118 If this manifesto's rockin', don't come a-knockin.

Posted by: bumpertsticker of the guy who wrote the Kama Sutra at April 10, 2017 07:47 PM (DQ4Fv)

119 Caitlyn Jenner: Unmannedifesto.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 10, 2017 07:47 PM (cm1Bl)

120 I was living in Atlanta at the time when they caught Eric Rudolph. They foind him living under a bridge 8 years later.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 10, 2017 07:48 PM (89T5c)

121 Hillary 2016: Noplanifesto

*hic*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 10, 2017 07:48 PM (8ZskC)

122 FIRST PITCH IN A FEW - from Wrigley! Live on ESPN

Posted by: grammie winger - alleluia! at April 10, 2017 07:49 PM (dFi94)

123 Usain Bolt: Ranifesto

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 10, 2017 07:49 PM (fYbFJ)

124 "He fulminates against government actors of all kinds and is convinced
the 1% of the nation's wealthiest are plotting against the rest."

That's actually pretty rational.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at April 10, 2017 07:49 PM (rznWS)

125 I was raised in Wisconsin. Leftists in Wisconsin have guns, just about everyone in small town Wisconsin has a gun. I asked some leftists what they would do if other Leftists voted to take their guns? The response? Not mine. Don't count him out as a leftist but he sounds more like a lefty libertarian to me.

Posted by: Whippet at April 10, 2017 07:49 PM (H4z1M)

126 If he is anti 1%, he is very likely a leftist of some sort.

And very Anti -Trump. Trump has to be the very definition of a 1%er to leftists. Billionaire, NewYork Real Estate Mogul, and Eeeeevil Republican to boot!

If you told me in 2000, before 9/11/2001, that the previous Democrat President would be a black man named Hussein and the current Republican President would be a rich New Yorker, I would have said you were insane. (Maybe we all are insane?)

Posted by: rd at April 10, 2017 07:50 PM (iT57s)

127 Cinco de Quatro - Manifiesta

Posted by: TFG at April 10, 2017 07:51 PM (QgOS7)

128 Xyone should read xy xanifesto.

Posted by: x at April 10, 2017 07:51 PM (BO/km)

129 "I was living in Atlanta at the time when they caught Eric Rudolph. They foind him living under a bridge 8 years later.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory"

A deputy sheriff caught him in Murphy dumpster diving behind a grocery store looking for food.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 10, 2017 07:51 PM (w+Jhj)

130 @11: "You know who else didn't like religion?

Hitler."

Posted by: eleven at April 10, 2017 07:26 PM (qUNWi)

Quit stealing my lines!

Posted by: Holland March, Private Investigator at April 10, 2017 07:51 PM (rznWS)

131 (Maybe we all are insane?)
---
talk to Jimmy Buffet about that...

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 10, 2017 07:51 PM (FBYVu)

132 I ordered the veal manifesto at the local ethnic diner and it tasted like shoe leather with catsup.

Posted by: Fritz at April 10, 2017 07:52 PM (MF/hn)

133 My manifesto says, take responsibility for your own crap and party on, fellow babies.

And smile, dammit.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 10, 2017 07:52 PM (cm1Bl)

134 sixteen high-end rifles.

Imma gonna go with thief. He intends, or has already, fenced them to the buyer.

I, for one, would like to read his manifesto.

Posted by: Le' Pew the Cheese Eater at April 10, 2017 07:52 PM (+HRXN)

135 Sigh. Our "We Are The World" pastor is askeered of guns. He can't retire soon enough.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2017 07:46 PM (PY9jH)

Sell your cloak and buy a sword.

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at April 10, 2017 07:52 PM (QgOS7)

136 120 I was living in Atlanta at the time when they caught Eric Rudolph. They foind him living under a bridge 8 years later.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 10, 2017 07:48 PM (89T5c)

You want to talk about an unsung hero who got the shaft for being a stand up guy: Richard Jewell(sp?)

Anyone remember the shuddersome "Hero" with Gina Davis, Dustin Hoffman and that one guy? It was about the idea of regular people being able to be heroes- and how it is often not who you think. That idea always resonated to me. Certainly history shows this can and will be true: US Grant for one. In the movie it is only the interpid reporter who belives that the homeless guy is a hero, and yet when the Olympic bombing happened they did their best to destroy "Ordinary guy."

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 10, 2017 07:52 PM (+c7tK)

137 How do you get to fringe Right from someone who hates the 1% and hates religion?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 10, 2017 07:52 PM (IDPbH)

138 131 (Maybe we all are insane?)
---
talk to Jimmy Buffet about that...
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 10, 2017 07:51 PM (FBYVu)

We are the people our parents warned us about.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 10, 2017 07:52 PM (cm1Bl)

139 Are we not manifesto?

Posted by: Devoid of sanity at April 10, 2017 07:52 PM (IqV8l)

140 David Bowie: Imanifesto

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 10, 2017 07:52 PM (fYbFJ)

141 They won't find him for years. he will only be found if he wants to be found. Let's pray he does not do any harm before being found.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 10, 2017 07:52 PM (2qHjF)

142 @25: "Leftists hate religion, not counting their goverment should run everything religion."

Uh, we're totally cool with Gaia worship, global warming, and Islam, too.

Posted by: Leftists at April 10, 2017 07:53 PM (rznWS)

143 124 "He fulminates against government actors of all kinds and is convinced
the 1% of the nation's wealthiest are plotting against the rest."

That's actually pretty rational.
Posted by: FaCubeItches

Hey, about 90% of The Unabomber Manifesto made perfect sense and was pretty well-thought-out.

It's that other 10% you gotta worry about.

Same could be said of the Koran -- 90% is standard wisdom cribbed from Jewish and Christian sources and Arab folk customs. Bu then it is placed in an evil 10% wrapper and zzz-ZAM -- you got yourself a big tome of evil.

Posted by: zombie at April 10, 2017 07:53 PM (DQ4Fv)

144 Try the Manifesto Alfredo instead.

Posted by: eleven at April 10, 2017 07:53 PM (qUNWi)

145 Huh, apparently Uwe Boll doesn't totally suck anymore. Tunnel Rats got decent reviews, and Darfur as well. They're saying that the movies had outlines rather than scripts, and that the actors improv'ed most of the lines.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 10, 2017 07:53 PM (6FqZa)

146 This asshole has a network and I bet they are off the grid. This is not good.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 10, 2017 07:46 PM (2qHjF)

CNN?

Posted by: shit bit at April 10, 2017 07:53 PM (1isJI)

147
I have no doubt there are a few CC members, and when our son attends, I know beyond a shadow of a doubt he's carrying.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2017 07:41 PM (PY9jH)
=====================

Rev has been know to carry in the pulpit. Also two elders at the door.
Posted by: grammie winger - alleluia! at April 10, 2017 07:44 PM (dFi94)

We have a lot of law enforcement and military in our congregation. God help the fool who tries to hurt someone in our church.

He'll be begging for lutefisk.

Posted by: moki at April 10, 2017 07:54 PM (V+V48)

148 any of you operate a mexican food restaurant?

'cause "Flanifesto!" should be at the top of your dessert menu

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 10, 2017 07:54 PM (KCxzN)

149 This seems like a good time for a song ...

[Waylon]Minefesto Writers ain't easy to love and they're harder to hold ...
They'll never give you a song 'cause their hearts are frozen and cold ...

[Willie] Camoflauge outfits and old shitty bunkers ...
Stalking the Jews and the Gays ...
If you don't go and Narc them ... and they don't get some
They'll probably just bomb away ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 10, 2017 07:54 PM (fiGNd)

150 "We're in Lake Geneva. I didn't know anything about this till now.

Posted by: grammie winger"

Visited Lake Geneva once on a weekend out of boot camp in Great Lakes. A couple of guys swore it was a great place for picking up college girls. I had my car so we drove on up. Didn't have any luck.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 10, 2017 07:54 PM (w+Jhj)

151 Aw crap is this game going to get rained out??? Been waiting for this night since before Trump was elected!

Posted by: grammie winger - alleluia! at April 10, 2017 07:55 PM (dFi94)

152 137 How do you get to fringe Right from someone who hates the 1% and hates religion?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 10, 2017 07:52 PM (IDPbH)

Because we said so, peasant!

Posted by: MSM at April 10, 2017 07:55 PM (+c7tK)

153 Freakin' Mein Kampf makes sense where it concentrates on how hard Germany got shafted by the International Community of 1919. It's the bits which blame it on the Joos where you're like, hey, wait a minute...

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 10, 2017 07:55 PM (6FqZa)

154 Just to make sure, San Bernardino county is bigger than Rhode Island, bigger than Connecticut, and bigger than Delaware, but they make a lot of speed, so there's that

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 10, 2017 07:55 PM (6Ll1u)

155 Banifesto.

Posted by: EPA, ATF, FDA, BLM, FCC, SEC, et al. at April 10, 2017 07:55 PM (9Q5BJ)

156 Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!

Posted by: Janifesto at April 10, 2017 07:55 PM (wpG6p)

157 Visited Lake Geneva once on a weekend out of boot
camp in Great Lakes. A couple of guys swore it was a great place for
picking up college girls. I had my car so we drove on up. Didn't have
any luck.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 10, 2017 07:54 PM (w+Jhj)
==========================

Your buddies were right. It's a great resort town.

Posted by: grammie winger - alleluia! at April 10, 2017 07:55 PM (dFi94)

158 Manifesto? It's the Lillith Faire for dudes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 10, 2017 07:56 PM (8ZskC)

159 any of you operate a mexican food restaurant?
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 10, 2017 07:54 PM (KCxzN)

Yeah, the Espanifesto.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 10, 2017 07:56 PM (8nWyX)

160 Iranifesto.

Posted by: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad at April 10, 2017 07:56 PM (vRcUp)

161 Ugh, I've been asked to provide feedback for my boss taking a leadership class via some anonymous survey. Every question has these choices.

Not at all
to a little extent
to some extent
to a great extent
to a very great extent

WTH am I supposed to do with those? The guy is pretty good in most areas. Which to me would be below "to a great extent" but certainly about "to some extent" of course with the Very great extent option I guess option #4 is good but not great but just giant UGH on these crappy response options.

Posted by: PaleRider at April 10, 2017 07:56 PM (eASYU)

162
We're in Lake Geneva.

Is there smoke on the water?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 10, 2017 07:56 PM (IqV8l)

163 Everything is Gredo's fault, he had it coming.

Posted by: Hanifesto at April 10, 2017 07:56 PM (fYbFJ)

164 Dodgers and Cubs, huh?

Rain, huh?

Pity it can't be lava rain.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 10, 2017 07:57 PM (F0ZHr)

165 Now they're showing reruns of other games. This is not what I tuned in for.

Posted by: grammie winger - alleluia! at April 10, 2017 07:57 PM (dFi94)

166 150 "We're in Lake Geneva.

Frank Zappa and the Mothers!

Posted by: Deep Purple at April 10, 2017 07:57 PM (QgOS7)

167 zzzzzz

Posted by: CSPANifesto at April 10, 2017 07:58 PM (wpG6p)

168 I don't know of any anti-religious right wing nuts.

I think anti-religious (and violent about it) == left wing nut.

Posted by: redbanzai at April 10, 2017 07:58 PM (FTXAT)

169 Manifesto? It's the Lillith Faire for dudes.

Posted by: eleven at April 10, 2017 07:58 PM (qUNWi)

170 Is there smoke on the water?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 10, 2017 07:56 PM (IqV8l)
=======================

No, but the seagulls are making their way back. Yesterday we took a boat ride past the Wrigley estate. All nine houses of it. Chewing gum seems to be very lucrative.

Posted by: grammie winger - alleluia! at April 10, 2017 07:58 PM (dFi94)

171 So how many feet do you think that Russian cruise missile ship got past the Bosporus before a U.S. fast attack started to tail it?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 10, 2017 07:59 PM (F0ZHr)

172 I guess I'm agreeing with zombie. the organisational theme of the book is what matters. the Qur'an is organised around a theme of the End Of The World Is Nigh, so join the Arab-led army and earn paradise.

If you took that away, there'd not be much left of the Qur'an but a hymnal, like many other sixth-and-seventh-century hymnals that are gathering dust in monastic libraries.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 10, 2017 07:59 PM (6FqZa)

173 I'd be a silent investor in a San Francisco bar called ...

Mannifesto.

I would.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 10, 2017 07:59 PM (fiGNd)

174 153 Freakin' Mein Kampf makes sense where it concentrates on how hard Germany got shafted by the International Community of 1919. It's the bits which blame it on the Joos where you're like, hey, wait a minute...
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 10, 2017 07:55 PM (6FqZa)

The manifestos which manage to resonate with certain essential ideas or desires are always the ones to watch out for. Hitler played on the idea (common in Europe then and still today) that Jews are a mysterious, powerful group. He also inserted the grain of truth that Germany had been blamed wrongly for all the evils of man after Versailles.

The communist manifesto works in the same way in that it preys about two human failings- one good, one bad. The good is a desire to help those less fortunate and want to do something for them. The bad is Envy- pure china white, unadulterated envy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 10, 2017 08:00 PM (+c7tK)

175 he drinks a whiskey drink he drinks a vodka drink

he drinks a lager drink he drinks a cider drink

but what this boy's mostly doing is

he's making Life Choices

Posted by: happyfeet at April 10, 2017 08:00 PM (mLfQi)

176
Yesterday we took a boat ride past the Wrigley estate. All nine houses of it. Chewing gum seems to be very lucrative.
Posted by: grammie winger - alleluia!

Baseball be very very good to them.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 10, 2017 08:00 PM (IqV8l)

177 Toss-Me-In-The-Vanifesto.

Posted by: Hillary! at April 10, 2017 08:00 PM (TqmC9)

178 We call it master and servant.

Posted by: Duran Duranifesto at April 10, 2017 08:00 PM (vRcUp)

179
WTH am I supposed to do with those? The guy is pretty good in most areas. Which to me would be below "to a great extent" but certainly about "to some extent" of course with the Very great extent option I guess option #4 is good but not great but just giant UGH on these crappy response options.
Posted by: PaleRider at April 10, 2017 07:56 PM (eASYU)

If he's an outstanding boss, 65% to a very great extent, 35% to a great extent.

If he's a good boss, 30# to a very great extent, 60% to a great extent, 10% to some extent.

If he's mediocre, 10% to a very great extent, 60% to a great extent, 30% to some extent.

HR lives by the percentage. If you need to flatter him, go with option 2, which will make him feel good, give him room for improvement, and get you off the hook.

Posted by: moki at April 10, 2017 08:00 PM (V+V48)

180 shartifesto

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at April 10, 2017 08:01 PM (Tyii7)

181 I'm the only one who remembers Roxy Music?

https://youtu.be/3OfRZ63gLgI

Posted by: filbert at April 10, 2017 08:01 PM (s5o+q)

182 Hey!

Posted by: Deep Purple at April 10, 2017 08:01 PM (89T5c)

183 I saw Wisconsin Man open for Culture of Hatred at Manifesto 2015.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at April 10, 2017 08:01 PM (wpG6p)

184 happyfeet

Are you happyfeet from Jeffs blog?

Posted by: eleven at April 10, 2017 08:01 PM (qUNWi)

185 173 I'd be a silent investor in a San Francisco bar called ...

Mannifesto.

I would.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 10, 2017 07:59 PM (fiGNd)

I like the aos post to name the proposed gay bar to be built next to the proposed mosque at ground zero.

Tossed Saladin was my favorite.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 10, 2017 08:02 PM (IDPbH)

186 WTH am I supposed to do with those? The guy is pretty good in most areas. Which to me would be below "to a great extent" but certainly about "to some extent" of course with the Very great extent option I guess option #4 is good but not great but just giant UGH on these crappy response options.
Posted by: PaleRider at April 10, 2017 07:56 PM (eASYU)

Fake a serious illness. It's your only viable option.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 10, 2017 08:02 PM (fiGNd)

187 We call it master and servant.
Posted by: Duran Duranifesto at April 10, 2017 08:00 PM (vRcUp)

Sod off, poseurs.

Posted by: Milli Vanillifesto at April 10, 2017 08:02 PM (8ZskC)

188 'eyyyy, check out these causeways

Posted by: Tenochtitlanifesto at April 10, 2017 08:02 PM (8nWyX)

189 If you took that away, there'd not be much left of the Qur'an but a hymnal, like many other sixth-and-seventh-century hymnals that are gathering dust in monastic libraries.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 10, 2017 07:59 PM (6FqZa)

Even without taking that away you are left with the ravings of a sexual predator whose emotional growth was stunted at the 8 year old level.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 10, 2017 08:02 PM (+c7tK)

190
Freakin' Mein Kampf makes sense where it concentrates on how hard Germany got shafted by the International Community of 1919. It's the bits which blame it on the Joos where you're like, hey, wait a minute...
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 10, 2017 07:55 PM (6FqZa)

If there is a recession in the Trump era, watch the left blame it all on Jared Kushner and Mnuchin. And Al Sharpton will be one pushing it hard.

Posted by: rd at April 10, 2017 08:02 PM (iT57s)

191 I like the aos post to name the proposed gay bar to be built next to the proposed mosque at ground zero.

Tossed Saladin was my favorite.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 10, 2017 08:02 PM (IDPbH)

I'd buy shares in that ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 10, 2017 08:03 PM (fiGNd)

192 He stole 14 guns? Well, a wise man once said, No matter how many guns you have, you only have two hands.

Posted by: Vn Redleg at April 10, 2017 08:03 PM (eR6dQ)

193 188 'eyyyy, check out these causeways
Posted by: Tenochtitlanifesto at April 10, 2017 08:02 PM (8nWyX)

And all the gold. And have I mentioned how patently Evil we are? And our weapons are neolithic!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 10, 2017 08:04 PM (+c7tK)

194 "Unless... they support it."

*nods*

Posted by: Occam at April 10, 2017 08:04 PM (GX63o)

195 Janesville? All I know about Janesville: they closed the GM truck plant there, and then there's "Lands' End's." Why no wonder he's frustrated.

Name for a gun shop?
I got me quite a few guns.
And now Armageddon me another.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 10, 2017 08:04 PM (H5rtT)

196 How come we never hear about womanifestos?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 10, 2017 07:30 PM (6FqZa)
---------

Because we are so much more level-headed.

BAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: bluebell at April 10, 2017 08:04 PM (sBOL1)

197 192 He stole 14 guns? Well, a wise man once said, No matter how many guns you have, you only have two hands.
Posted by: Vn Redleg at April 10, 2017 08:03 PM (eR6dQ)

I like to keep my options open.

Posted by: Jayne Cobb at April 10, 2017 08:05 PM (+c7tK)

198 196 How come we never hear about womanifestos?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 10, 2017 07:30 PM (6FqZa)
---------

Because we are so much more level-headed.

BAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: bluebell at April 10, 2017 08:04 PM (sBOL1)

fist bump, sister

Posted by: moki at April 10, 2017 08:05 PM (V+V48)

199 Because we are so much more level-headed.

You're talking about me again, aren't you?

Posted by: rachel corrie at April 10, 2017 08:05 PM (6FqZa)

200 195 Janesville? All I know about Janesville: they closed the GM truck plant there, and then there's "Lands' End's." Why no wonder he's frustrated.

Name for a gun shop?
I got me quite a few guns.
And now Armageddon me another.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 10, 2017 08:04 PM (H5rtT)

Jayne, the man they call Jayne...

Posted by: Jayne Cobb at April 10, 2017 08:06 PM (+c7tK)

201 hihi Mr. eleven yes that's me

i miss that place even though at the end it got kinda surly

it definitely had its shining moment where it was a very very very special creation

but all good things

Posted by: happyfeet at April 10, 2017 08:06 PM (mLfQi)

202 Posted by: moki at April 10, 2017 08:00 PM (V+V4

I've never worked for a big company before and all the HR reviews are just odd to me.

My friend's husband works for a large Dutch company and they constantly have workshops and meetings and he hates it. I feel sorry for him because he's an introvert and the girls in his office don't like him and he gets bad reviews for his inter personal relationships.

He's good at his job he just has poor people skills with the office girls, the customers like him.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 10, 2017 08:06 PM (u8Ywb)

203 rachel corrie

All your jokes fall flat. You're too deadpan.

Posted by: eleven at April 10, 2017 08:07 PM (qUNWi)

204 Anyone else geeked for Better Call Saul tonight?

Posted by: logprof at April 10, 2017 08:07 PM (GsAUU)

205 Now they're showing reruns of other games. This is not what I tuned in for.

The radar line looks thin and fast moving.

Posted by: DaveA at April 10, 2017 08:07 PM (FhXTo)

206 158 Manifesto? It's the Lillith Faire for dudes.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 10, 2017 07:56 PM (8ZskC)

Is it in... Modesto?

If so, I wanna go!

Posted by: Don Q. at April 10, 2017 08:07 PM (NgKpN)

207 He stole 14 guns? Well, a wise man once said, No matter how many guns you have, you only have two hands.
Posted by: Vn Redleg at April 10, 2017 08:03 PM (eR6dQ)

And that ... good Sir or Ma'am ... is why we simply do not have a place for you here at the family of Tossed Saladin.

Posted by: Very Satisfied Employee at Tossed Saladin at April 10, 2017 08:07 PM (fiGNd)

208 14 arms stolen?

*sobs*

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 10, 2017 08:08 PM (GX63o)

209
Anyone else geeked for Better Call Saul tonight?

Posted by: logprof at April 10, 2017 08:07 PM (GsAUU)
======================

No, but I was all twitterpated about the Cubs home opener tonight. Rain Delay. The Curse - it rears its ugly head....

Posted by: grammie winger - alleluia! at April 10, 2017 08:09 PM (dFi94)

210 well its anonymous feedback (or supposed to be) and he is taking the leadership academy at my work. I want to provide input that is helpful for coaching him in any weak areas but its hard to even think about the questions because those stupid response choices make me want to Hulk smash my monitor.

Posted by: PaleRider at April 10, 2017 08:09 PM (eASYU)

211
Instapundit :
Seven symptoms of Depression

I have them all except for the drinking.
What do I win?

Posted by: Wilheim the Old at April 10, 2017 08:09 PM (+HRXN)

212 "......You're too deadpan......"

Give em a break. He's writing a deadpanifesto.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at April 10, 2017 08:10 PM (d76uN)

213 6 Because every man needs a manifesto.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 10, 2017 07:23 PM (8ZskC)

Moar beer.

Moar boobehs.

The End
Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at April 10, 2017 07:25 PM (K9oqL)

V2.0

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 10, 2017 08:10 PM (GX63o)

214 The radar line looks thin and fast moving.

Posted by: DaveA at April 10, 2017 08:07 PM (FhXTo)
-----------------

Ya? Okay - mebbe I can hang on before I lose my cool

Posted by: grammie winger - alleluia! at April 10, 2017 08:10 PM (dFi94)

215 The Curse - it rears its ugly head....
Posted by: grammie winger - alleluia! at April 10, 2017 08:09
--------

No no no grammie. You mustn't think like that any more. The curse is gone! Theo the Curse-buster broke it.

Posted by: bluebell at April 10, 2017 08:10 PM (sBOL1)

216 211
Instapundit :
Seven symptoms of Depression

I have them all except for the drinking.
What do I win?
Posted by: Wilheim the Old at April 10, 2017 08:09 PM (+HRXN)

A Free bottle of Valueright?

Posted by: Don Q. at April 10, 2017 08:11 PM (NgKpN)

217 Seven symptoms of Depression

I have them all except for the drinking.
What do I win?
Posted by: Wilheim the Old at April 10, 2017 08:09 PM (+HRXN)

Symptom 1: When an SOB web site ask you to turn off your adblocker, and you DO!

Posted by: filbert at April 10, 2017 08:11 PM (s5o+q)

218 >>>Is it in... Modesto?

somewhere on crows landing

Posted by: concrete girl at April 10, 2017 08:11 PM (eQSM0)

219 No no no grammie. You mustn't think like that any more. The curse is gone! Theo the Curse-buster broke it.

Posted by: bluebell at April 10, 2017 08:10 PM (sBOL1)
======================

Thank you bluebell. For a minute there I found myself going into a decades-long pattern. It's a new day.

Posted by: grammie winger - alleluia! at April 10, 2017 08:11 PM (dFi94)

220 204 Anyone else geeked for Better Call Saul tonight?
Posted by: logprof at April 10, 2017 08:07 PM (GsAUU)

Thanks for reminding me. I recorded it. Thanks.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 10, 2017 08:11 PM (u8Ywb)

221 Nothing worse in life than a pronoun failure.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at April 10, 2017 08:12 PM (d76uN)

222 I am just glad this guy is loud, out there, and stupid.

The quiet ones are the ones to fear.

Posted by: rd at April 10, 2017 08:12 PM (iT57s)

223 So my son asked me today if it was true that it took 1,800 gallons of water to produce every 1 pound of beef and if cows contribute 1/4 of all green house gases. We had beef for dinner after that.

Posted by: lindarising at April 10, 2017 08:12 PM (JNDQi)

224 When an SOB web site ask you to turn off your adblocker, and you DO!

----

And like a nice guy, you do, and get infected with malware from the third party ad server.

Posted by: Wilheim the Old at April 10, 2017 08:12 PM (+HRXN)

225
He's good at his job he just has poor people skills with the office girls, the customers like him.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 10, 2017 08:06 PM (u8Ywb)

What's the way to a girl's heart? With normal women (not that xhe crap) flowers and chocolates work wonders. On admin assistant day, he brings in small boxes of chocolates for all the ladies (like the russel stover 4 piece), or his wife makes cookies and wraps them individually, puts them in a basket and he hands them out.

If he treats them fairly, smiles, or makes the excuse that he doesn't want to get in trouble with HR (always make them the fall guy) and makes a little effort on holidays to provide a small treat, that may make a difference.

I did HR for the State Department for a tour. I absolutely hated it, but I learned a lot.

Posted by: moki at April 10, 2017 08:12 PM (V+V48)

226 Nood, but comments disabled. (?)

Posted by: filbert at April 10, 2017 08:12 PM (s5o+q)

227 RAISE THE DAMN BANNER

Posted by: grammie winger - alleluia! at April 10, 2017 08:13 PM (dFi94)

228 Maybe CBD wants to give the chicken a break?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 10, 2017 08:13 PM (6FqZa)

229 @ Widespread Pepe

Just read your query in the previous thread and offer up these thoughts:

If these "bruises" are just little broken blood vessels - no big deal.

On the other hand if these "bruises" are large, like you've pulled a muscle badly or fallen, you might want to get that checked out. Normal stress / recovery / adaptation models don't result in this type of bruising, regardless of age and your physical condition going into your new training regimen.

Posted by: browndog at April 10, 2017 08:13 PM (bGMOs)

230 Trying to think this through.
Steals 14 guns- Has a group that has stockpiled ammo but wanted to stay off the gun buying grid.
Burns car. They already know his name so the car is no longer of use. Had to have aid to get out of Dodge.
The next chapter ought to be a humdinger.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 10, 2017 08:14 PM (8T7EF)

231 Maybe CBD wants to give the chicken a break?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 10, 2017 08:13 PM (6FqZa)

My ancestor was a velociraptor, you know.

Posted by: The Chicken, contemplating a manifesto at April 10, 2017 08:15 PM (s5o+q)

232 He's good at his job he just has poor people skills with the office girls, the customers like him.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 10, 2017 08:06 PM (u8Ywb)

Just trust in the Office Authorit'ah. Everything will work out.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 10, 2017 08:15 PM (fiGNd)

233 *plots revenge on CBD for posting a post that's mine mine mine and then disabling comments*

SOON.

Posted by: alexthechick - so not For The Children at April 10, 2017 08:15 PM (dEQP3)

234 Because we are so much more level-headed.

You're talking about me again, aren't you?

Posted by: rachel corrie
****

No, not at all. Now please pass the syrup.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 10, 2017 08:15 PM (hVdx9)

235 The BBC is not a credible news source.

Posted by: Wilheim the Old at April 10, 2017 08:15 PM (+HRXN)

236 The next chapter ought to be a humdinger.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 10, 2017 08:14 PM (8T7EF)
=====================

It better not involve breaking into my garage.

Posted by: grammie winger - alleluia! at April 10, 2017 08:15 PM (dFi94)

237 If Bruce/Caitlyn writes one of these things I assume it will be called his ifesto.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 10, 2017 08:16 PM (hJrjt)

238 My ancestor was a velociraptor, you know.
Posted by: The Chicken, contemplating a manifesto

Thanks for that nugget of info.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 10, 2017 08:16 PM (fYbFJ)

239 Nood, but comments disabled. (?)

Chicken-faced dinosaur posts tend to bring out the all the homophobes and racists

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 10, 2017 08:16 PM (8ZskC)

240 You know who wouldn't allow comments on his posts?

Hitler.

Posted by: eleven at April 10, 2017 08:16 PM (qUNWi)

241 Posted by: moki at April 10, 2017 08:12 PM (V+V4

He needs to do something because the girls don't like him and when he gets the bad reviews it hurts his feelings. He's not a big talker.
I've known him since he was 12 and he barely talks to me.

I'll tell his wife to do that. She tries to help him, he's shy I guess you'd call it.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 10, 2017 08:16 PM (u8Ywb)

242 160 page manifesto? rather wordy innit? I guess He had issues with getting to the point.

anyway hates religion?
I think Most right wing even athesits tolerate the rest of us religious folks, at least On paper.

Posted by: willow at April 10, 2017 08:16 PM (4lrrm)

243 The nood has not started well.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 10, 2017 08:16 PM (Tyii7)

244 Just sampled the homemade MB soup. Thinking about writing a tryptophanifesto.

http://stoatnet.org/mbs.jpg

Posted by: hogmartin at April 10, 2017 08:16 PM (8nWyX)

245 238 My ancestor was a velociraptor, you know.
Posted by: The Chicken, contemplating a manifesto

Thanks for that nugget of info.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 10, 2017 08:16 PM (fYbFJ)

Now y'all are just friggin' winging it ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 10, 2017 08:17 PM (fiGNd)

246 Moar beer.

Moar boobehs.

The End
Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at April 10, 2017 07:25 PM (K9oqL)

V2.0
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 10, 2017 08:10 PM (GX63o)

*high fives monitor*

*cracks another beer*

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at April 10, 2017 08:17 PM (K9oqL)

247 223 So my son asked me today if it was true that it took 1,800 gallons of water to produce every 1 pound of beef and if cows contribute 1/4 of all green house gases. We had beef for dinner after that.
Posted by: lindarising at April 10, 2017 08:12 PM (JNDQi)

When he is old enough, take him to Cattleman's 30 miles east of El Paso. Buy him the Cowboy and he will realize it is water well spent.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 10, 2017 08:17 PM (+c7tK)

248 239 Nood, but comments disabled. (?)

Chicken-faced dinosaur posts tend to bring out the all the homophobes and racists
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 10, 2017 08:16 PM (8ZskC)

We will HAVE OUR REVENGE!!!!

Posted by: The Chicken, who is tired of the fucking.. at April 10, 2017 08:17 PM (NgKpN)

249 if this guy is a fringe lefty, this story will set new records for fading away. Aas long as it looks like he is a fringe right-winger, it is full speed ahead.

Posted by: arbitrary turn back at April 10, 2017 08:18 PM (8RQER)

250 Only a member of the patriarch would write a MANifesto.

Posted by: Dang at April 10, 2017 08:18 PM (8b+oT)

251 My ancestor was a velociraptor, you know.
Posted by: The Chicken, contemplating a manifesto

Thanks for that nugget of info.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 10, 2017 08:16 PM (fYbFJ)

239 Nood, but comments disabled. (?)

Chicken-faced dinosaur posts tend to bring out the all the homophobes and racists
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 10, 2017 08:16 PM (8ZskC)

Not to mention the fast-food aficionados.

Posted by: The Chicken, contemplating a manifesto at April 10, 2017 08:18 PM (s5o+q)

252 *cracks another beer*

...and not depressed, either.

*loads another magazine*

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at April 10, 2017 08:18 PM (K9oqL)

253 Manna-festo.

Posted by: That edible stuff in the desser at April 10, 2017 08:18 PM (vRcUp)

254 Speaking of chicken-faced dinosaurs, did you know that I'm gay?

Posted by: Barry Manilow at April 10, 2017 08:18 PM (8ZskC)

255 So my son asked me today if it was true that it took 1,800 gallons of water to produce every 1 pound of beef and if cows contribute 1/4 of all green house gases.

-------------------------

The water is not 'used up'. It is still in the environment somewhere, and can be reused, over and over again.

Posted by: Wilheim the Old at April 10, 2017 08:19 PM (+HRXN)

256 Moar beer.

Moar boobehs.

The End
Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at April 10, 2017 07:25 PM (K9oqL)

V2.0
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 10, 2017 08:10 PM (GX63o)

*high fives monitor*

*cracks another beer*
Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at April 10, 2017 08:17 PM (K9oqL)

Conan left those off of that "What's Best In Life" list.

Posted by: filbert at April 10, 2017 08:19 PM (s5o+q)

257 I can't find the comments link on the new post.
I must be really lame today.

Posted by: willow at April 10, 2017 08:19 PM (4lrrm)

258 Well, he's a big boy and can eat a big ribeye already.

Posted by: lindarising at April 10, 2017 08:19 PM (JNDQi)

259
So, I can't write a witticism about matzo ball soup with dimetrodon?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 10, 2017 08:19 PM (mbhDw)

260 251 My ancestor was a velociraptor, you know.
Posted by: The Chicken, contemplating a manifesto

Thanks for that nugget of info.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 10, 2017 08:16 PM (fYbFJ)

239 Nood, but comments disabled. (?)
Chicken-faced dinosaur posts tend to bring out the all the homophobes and racists
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 10, 2017 08:16 PM (8ZskC)

Not to mention the fast-food aficionados.
Posted by: The Chicken, contemplating a manifesto at April 10, 2017 08:18 PM (s5o+q)

Could we just have one post without debating the tired old Dinosaurs Evolved From Birds argument ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 10, 2017 08:20 PM (fiGNd)

261 I can't get into the comments for the new post, so I'm putting my comment here:

FIRST!!!1!

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at April 10, 2017 08:20 PM (2VN2E)

262 I can't find the comments link on the new post.
I must be really lame today.
Posted by: willow at April 10, 2017 08:19 PM (4lrrm)

That oughta fix it. Thanks, willow!

Posted by: filbert at April 10, 2017 08:20 PM (s5o+q)

263 Because we are so much more level-headed.
====

Keeps the beer from spilling.

Posted by: Mortimer at April 10, 2017 08:20 PM (UD5U6)

264 don'tneednospellinghere.

Posted by: willow at April 10, 2017 08:20 PM (4lrrm)

265 Alexthechick, I was in a gift store last week and they had all kinds of fancy hand lotions, etc. One type had a scent called "fluffy bunny." Scout's honor.

Posted by: bluebell at April 10, 2017 08:20 PM (sBOL1)

266 Coomentus interuptus?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 10, 2017 08:20 PM (hVdx9)

267 I can't find the comments link on the new post.
I must be really lame today.
Posted by: willow at April 10, 2017 08:19 PM (4lrrm)

Just come on over when you get it figured out. We'll all be there waiting.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 10, 2017 08:20 PM (8ZskC)

268 Where's the chicken porn?

Posted by: Dang at April 10, 2017 08:21 PM (8b+oT)

269 I can't find the comments link on the new post.
I must be really lame today.
Posted by: willow at April 10, 2017 08:19 PM (4lrrm)

I just went and yelled at CBD on twitter that he made you feel bad, willow.

Posted by: alexthechick - so not For The Children at April 10, 2017 08:21 PM (dEQP3)

270 no links either!

Posted by: willow at April 10, 2017 08:21 PM (4lrrm)

271 People who like flan are pure evil. That is my flanifesto.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 10, 2017 08:21 PM (GX63o)

272 alex, I feel so alone. c'mere dear.

Posted by: willow at April 10, 2017 08:21 PM (4lrrm)

273 251 My ancestor was a velociraptor, you know.

Posted by: The Chicken, contemplating a manifesto

Thanks for that nugget of info.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 10, 2017 08:16 PM (fYbFJ)

239 Nood, but comments disabled. (?)

Chicken-faced dinosaur posts tend to bring out the all the homophobes and racists

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 10, 2017 08:16 PM (8ZskC)

Not to mention the fast-food aficionados.

Posted by: The Chicken, contemplating a manifesto at April 10, 2017 08:18 PM (s5o+q)

Could we just have one post without debating the tired old Dinosaurs Evolved From Birds argument ?

Posted by: ScoggDog
*****

Fiiine. Mary Anne was way hotter. Wilma too.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 10, 2017 08:21 PM (hVdx9)

274 flan is disgusting I agree, along with rice pudding.
it's so wrong!

Posted by: willow at April 10, 2017 08:22 PM (4lrrm)

275 Could we just have one post without debating the tired old Dinosaurs Evolved From Birds argument ?

EVOLVED? *spit*

Try DEVOLVED.

Posted by: A T.Rex at April 10, 2017 08:22 PM (8ZskC)

276 265 Alexthechick, I was in a gift store last week and they had all kinds of fancy hand lotions, etc. One type had a scent called "fluffy bunny." Scout's honor.

Posted by: bluebell at April 10, 2017 08:20 PM (sBOL1)

Sorry, I've been drinking. Is that.. sexual? How do bunnies smell?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 10, 2017 08:22 PM (+c7tK)

277 *snuggles with willow*

Alexthechick, I was in a gift store last week and they had all kinds of fancy hand lotions, etc. One type had a scent called "fluffy bunny." Scout's honor.

Posted by: bluebell at April 10, 2017 08:20 PM (sBOL1)

See, see how fluffy bunny things are awesome?

I'm still hurt that Mommy laughed right in my face when I told her I was a fluffy bunny.

Posted by: alexthechick - so not For The Children at April 10, 2017 08:22 PM (dEQP3)

278 i *like* flan...

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 10, 2017 08:22 PM (6FqZa)

279 257 I can't find the comments link on the new post.
I must be really lame today.
Posted by: willow at April 10, 2017 08:19 PM (4lrrm)

You're not alone, I can't find them either.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 10, 2017 08:22 PM (u8Ywb)

280 No links.
That's ok. I got nothing to say.
Dinobeak inderd!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 10, 2017 08:22 PM (0tfLf)

281 Nood, but comments disabled. (?)
Posted by: filbert

I think he made a mistake.

: |

You could call it...

: | 8

A Dildon't

8 |

Posted by: weft at April 10, 2017 08:22 PM (GgzGa)

282 Could we just have one post without debating the tired old Dinosaurs Evolved From Birds argument ?

Posted by: ScoggDog
*****

Fiiine. Mary Anne was way hotter. Wilma too.

Hey guys, let me tell you about my new crossbow....

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at April 10, 2017 08:22 PM (2VN2E)

283 Mashed up jalape�o and basil.

Manlypesto.

Posted by: Dang at April 10, 2017 08:22 PM (8b+oT)

284 Tilikum or , roger rabbit's girlfriend?

Posted by: willow at April 10, 2017 08:22 PM (4lrrm)

285 Jeeze, guys, 34 tracking cookies on the main page.

Who are you selling us to, man?

Posted by: Wilheim the Old at April 10, 2017 08:22 PM (+HRXN)

286 CBD is just messing with us now. It's the reverse Yoko treatment.

Posted by: bluebell at April 10, 2017 08:22 PM (sBOL1)

287 Fred n Betty. Wilma n Barney.

You know it went down.

Posted by: eleven at April 10, 2017 08:23 PM (qUNWi)

288 Give CBD time to finish his commentifesto. Please.....

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at April 10, 2017 08:23 PM (d76uN)

289 Fluffy bunny sounds like urban dictionary territory

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 10, 2017 08:23 PM (89T5c)

290 EVOLVED? *spit*

Try DEVOLVED.
Posted by: A T.Rex at April 10, 2017 08:22 PM (8ZskC)

Are we not men?

WE ARE DINO!

Posted by: Whippetsaurus at April 10, 2017 08:23 PM (s5o+q)

291 A planet where apes evolved from men?

Posted by: Col. Taylor at April 10, 2017 08:23 PM (IqV8l)

292 Yeah, I exsplained to him that water is a renewable resource. You can desalinate or purify just about any water so it's usable. It doesn't go away, it is just cycled through a series of different states/forms.

Posted by: lindarising at April 10, 2017 08:23 PM (JNDQi)

293 caligirl, this bodes ill for the rest of the day.

Posted by: willow at April 10, 2017 08:23 PM (4lrrm)

294 Maybe it's a Dildofesto?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 10, 2017 08:23 PM (Tyii7)

295 People who like flan are pure evil. That is my flanifesto.

Posted by: flounder
****

Looks like another cuckoo has flan the coop.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 10, 2017 08:23 PM (hVdx9)

296 I have them all except for the drinking.

Only have two of them, but I'm certain that I've got it. Six might be a bit more serious.

Posted by: t-bird at April 10, 2017 08:23 PM (7H/2n)

297 *****

Fiiine. Mary Anne was way hotter. Wilma too.

Hey guys, let me tell you about my new crossbow....
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at April 10, 2017 08:22 PM (2VN2E)

This 9mm is far better than any .45...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 10, 2017 08:23 PM (+c7tK)

298 So my son asked me today if it was true that it took 1,800 gallons of
water to produce every 1 pound of beef and if cows contribute 1/4 of all
green house gases.

-------------------------

Does his lib teacher not know about the water cycle?

Posted by: redbanzai at April 10, 2017 08:24 PM (FTXAT)

299 Aetius, I didn't smell it, but it looked cute and pretty and fluffy-bunnyish on the label. I'm sure it was delightful.

Posted by: bluebell at April 10, 2017 08:24 PM (sBOL1)

300 *bops weft on nose with rolled up newspaper*

Mainly because I didn't think of it first.

Posted by: alexthechick - so not For The Children at April 10, 2017 08:24 PM (dEQP3)

301 Alexthechick, I was in a gift store last week and they had all kinds of fancy hand lotions, etc. One type had a scent called "fluffy bunny." Scout's honor.
Posted by: bluebell at April 10, 2017 08:20 PM (sBOL1)

There's a store two blocks down from my shop - it's name rhymes with "Brunhilda's". Everyone seems to park in the back.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 10, 2017 08:24 PM (fiGNd)

302
Mein furher, Uber Huhn! ! !

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 10, 2017 08:24 PM (mbhDw)

303 294 Maybe it's a Dildofesto?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 10, 2017 08:23 PM (Tyii7)

Just as long as it is not a DildoFISTo.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 10, 2017 08:24 PM (+c7tK)

304 274 flan is disgusting I agree, along with rice pudding.
it's so wrong!
Posted by: willow at April 10, 2017 08:22 PM (4lrrm)

I don't like flan either. I do like bread pudding, it's yummy.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 10, 2017 08:24 PM (u8Ywb)

305
Tilikum or , roger rabbit's girlfriend?

Posted by: willow
****

I'd play patty-cake with her anytime.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 10, 2017 08:25 PM (hVdx9)

306 I WILL NOT STAND BY WHILE MY ABILITY, NAY, MY RIGHT TO COMMENT ON DINOSAUR-FACED CHICKENS IS INFRINGED!!!!

REVOLUTION!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 10, 2017 08:25 PM (F0ZHr)

307 The whole HQ is automated, you know. CBD is probably at this moment snorting fugu-laced cocaine off the body of his chauffeuse and isn't even aware that our lives have ground to a halt.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 10, 2017 08:25 PM (PhYV5)

308 There's a store two blocks down from my shop - it's name rhymes with "Brunhilda's". Everyone seems to park in the back.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 10, 2017 08:24 PM (fiGNd)

Funny, they say the same thing about Brunhilda...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 10, 2017 08:25 PM (+c7tK)

309 nood... with no "Comments" link.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 10, 2017 08:25 PM (nlbfN)

310 he's busy in the kitchen or at some fancy bar or restaurant!

Posted by: concrete girl at April 10, 2017 08:25 PM (eQSM0)

311 265 Alexthechick, I was in a gift store last week and they had all kinds of fancy hand lotions, etc. One type had a scent called "fluffy bunny." Scout's honor.

Posted by: bluebell at April 10, 2017 08:20 PM (sBOL1)

They have more than one use for lotion where they have to make it fancy?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 10, 2017 08:26 PM (IDPbH)

312 Well, to his credit, CBD did title the post "This will certainly end well."

Posted by: Whippetsaurus at April 10, 2017 08:26 PM (s5o+q)

313 no comments...keep them to yourselves

Posted by: phoenixgirl... at April 10, 2017 08:26 PM (0O7c5)

314 So the dildo failed to perform?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 10, 2017 08:26 PM (6FqZa)

315 Hey, don't y'all just love Glocks?

Posted by: lindarising at April 10, 2017 08:26 PM (JNDQi)

316 bread pudding?

what's wrong with you peoples!?

Posted by: willow at April 10, 2017 08:26 PM (4lrrm)

317 *budges over to make room for Eris with willow*

Circa, do you need some flaming torches?

Posted by: alexthechick - so not For The Children at April 10, 2017 08:26 PM (dEQP3)

318
265 Alexthechick, I was in a gift store last week and they had all kinds of fancy hand lotions, etc. One type had a scent called "fluffy bunny." Scout's honor.

Posted by: bluebell at April 10, 2017 08:20 PM (sBOL1)
-----
I've been noticing the ridiculous names of hand soap scents that WeaselWoman gets for the kitchen. Right now it's "Himalayan Pink Salt & Water Lily" and I swear I'm not making that up. Smells like soap.

Posted by: Weasel at April 10, 2017 08:26 PM (Sfs6o)

319 *****

Fiiine. Mary Anne was way hotter. Wilma too.

Hey guys, let me tell you about my new crossbow....

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at April 10, 2017 08:22 PM (2VN2E)

This 9mm is far better than any .45...

Posted by: Aetius451AD
****

The perfect handgun, a 1911 in 9mm...

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 10, 2017 08:26 PM (hVdx9)

320 Tilikum, ha, that's what my husband said.

Posted by: willow at April 10, 2017 08:27 PM (4lrrm)

321 314 So the dildo failed to perform?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 10, 2017 08:26 PM (6FqZa)

Piss Poor Preparation ...

... you can buy those AAs by the pack. Or C-cells. Whatever tickles your fancy. I'm not here to judge.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 10, 2017 08:27 PM (fiGNd)

322 Fiiine. Mary Anne was way hotter. Wilma too.

Hey guys, let me tell you about my new crossbow....

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at April 10, 2017 08:22 PM (2VN2E)

This 9mm is far better than any .45...

Posted by: Aetius451AD
****

The perfect handgun, a 1911 in 9mm...
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale

Sherman was a saint and Atlanta had it coming.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 10, 2017 08:27 PM (fYbFJ)

323 Hi Ladies!

Ooh, is it torches and pitchforks time?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 10, 2017 08:27 PM (PhYV5)

324
False Nood?

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX at April 10, 2017 08:28 PM (gdzWc)

325 Is there a re ward for information leading to the capture of this gun store thief?

Posted by: Malcom Reynolds at April 10, 2017 08:28 PM (+HRXN)

326 Posted by: Weasel at April 10, 2017 08:26 PM (Sfs6o)
What does salt smell like? The beach?

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 10, 2017 08:28 PM (u8Ywb)

327 Circa, do you need some flaming torches?

HELL YES.

AND AN ARMORED OSTRICH FOR A STEED.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 10, 2017 08:28 PM (F0ZHr)

328 Dino faced chicken.

*gives fried chicken and eggs to dogs and goes to bed*

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 10, 2017 08:28 PM (2qHjF)

329
Dummy Nood?

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX at April 10, 2017 08:28 PM (gdzWc)

330 Birds can't be descended from dinosaurs. They are warm blooded. Only lizards are descended from dinosaurs.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 10, 2017 08:28 PM (vRcUp)

331 throws chips and guac on table for my guests.
starts ice chipping for maragritas.
cbd will be sorry in about an hour.

Posted by: willow at April 10, 2017 08:28 PM (4lrrm)

332 False Nood?

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX at April 10, 2017 08:28 PM (gdzWc)

Noodous interruptus.

Posted by: redbanzai at April 10, 2017 08:28 PM (FTXAT)

333 *carefully shoves armored ostrich through USB port for Circa*

Posted by: alexthechick - so not For The Children at April 10, 2017 08:29 PM (dEQP3)

334
CBD's nood is like one of those plastic owls that scare away crows. Not right. Not right.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX at April 10, 2017 08:29 PM (gdzWc)

335 Where's the chicken porn?
-------
Some pecker hogged it.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 10, 2017 08:29 PM (nlbfN)

336 I have a perfume called "German Expressionist Horror" and it has Nosferatu on the label.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 10, 2017 08:29 PM (PhYV5)

337 Benjamin Butler was the best friend New Orleans ever had.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at April 10, 2017 08:29 PM (d76uN)

338 322 Fiiine. Mary Anne was way hotter. Wilma too.

Hey guys, let me tell you about my new crossbow....

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at April 10, 2017 08:22 PM (2VN2E)

This 9mm is far better than any .45...

Posted by: Aetius451AD
****

The perfect handgun, a 1911 in 9mm...
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale

Sherman was a saint and Atlanta had it coming.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 10, 2017 08:27 PM (fYbFJ)

Hey, Ted Cruz is a far better candidate than Donald Trump.

Too soon?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 10, 2017 08:29 PM (+c7tK)

339 runs salad fork along bars.
I need a link
I need a link.

Posted by: willow at April 10, 2017 08:29 PM (4lrrm)

340 Also now I really want to play Joust.

Posted by: alexthechick - so not For The Children at April 10, 2017 08:29 PM (dEQP3)

341 323 Hi Ladies!

Ooh, is it torches and pitchforks time?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 10, 2017 08:27 PM (PhYV5)
--------

And trebuchets, I think.

Posted by: bluebell at April 10, 2017 08:29 PM (sBOL1)

342 I claim first on the thread above with no comments.

Posted by: Weasel at April 10, 2017 08:30 PM (Sfs6o)

343 The perfect handgun, a 1911 in 9mm...

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale

Sherman was a saint and Atlanta had it coming.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable
****

Hell, Atlanta begged for it...

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 10, 2017 08:30 PM (hVdx9)

344 316 bread pudding?

what's wrong with you peoples!?
Posted by: willow at April 10, 2017 08:26 PM (4lrrm)

My grandmother made it. I think she used bourbon. It was good.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 10, 2017 08:30 PM (u8Ywb)

345 CBD might be at Passover Seder

Posted by: grammie winger - alleluia! at April 10, 2017 08:30 PM (dFi94)

346 Always, BB. Always.

*loads basket with bag of angry vipers*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 10, 2017 08:30 PM (PhYV5)

347 Hi Ladies!

Ooh, is it torches and pitchforks time?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 10, 2017 08:27 PM (PhYV5)

--------

And trebuchets, I think.

Posted by: bluebell at April 10, 2017 08:29 PM (sBOL1)

Anyone have the recipe for Greek fire?

Posted by: redbanzai at April 10, 2017 08:30 PM (FTXAT)

348 bourbon? well of course that would pass my pudding test.

Posted by: willow at April 10, 2017 08:31 PM (4lrrm)

349 Also now I really want to play Joust.
Posted by: alexthechick - so not For The Children at April 10, 2017 08:29 PM (dEQP3)

*raises eyebrow*

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 10, 2017 08:31 PM (fiGNd)

350 General's Dinosaur-Face Chicken

Runch special !

Posted by: Lee's House of Dragonbirds at April 10, 2017 08:31 PM (UD5U6)

351 The nood is only a test of the automated nood posting system. Had this been an actual nood, there would be frequent posts noting the appearance of the new nood.

Or it could be a test of the blog readers nood detection systems.

Not enough information to reach a definitive conclusion.

Posted by: Malcom Reynolds at April 10, 2017 08:31 PM (+HRXN)

352 Hey, Ted Cruz is a far better candidate than Donald Trump.

Too soon?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 10, 2017 08:29 PM (+c7tK)

He was the best Canada had to offer.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 10, 2017 08:31 PM (GX63o)

353 Anyone have the recipe for Greek fire?
Posted by: redbanzai at April 10, 2017 08:30 PM (FTXAT)

Well, it's fire- and sodomy works in there somehow.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 10, 2017 08:31 PM (+c7tK)

354 bread pudding?

what's wrong with you peoples!?
Posted by: willow at April 10, 2017 08:26 PM (4lrrm)

My grandmother made it. I think she used bourbon. It was good.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 10, 2017 08:30 PM (u8Ywb)

It's kind of like biscuits and gravy - probably heaven on a plate to some people, but I lack the gene to enjoy it.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 10, 2017 08:32 PM (8nWyX)

355 *loads basket with bag of angry vipers*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 10, 2017 08:30 PM (PhYV5)
-------

I can probably rustle up some copperheads.

Posted by: bluebell at April 10, 2017 08:32 PM (sBOL1)

356 352 Hey, Ted Cruz is a far better candidate than Donald Trump.

Too soon?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 10, 2017 08:29 PM (+c7tK)

He was the best Canada had to offer.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 10, 2017 08:31 PM (GX63o)

Too soon.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 10, 2017 08:32 PM (+c7tK)

357 erases cbds name off the Passover list

Posted by: willow at April 10, 2017 08:32 PM (4lrrm)

358 350 General's Dinosaur-Face Chicken

Runch special !
Posted by: Lee's House of Dragonbirds at April 10, 2017 08:31 PM (UD5U6)
----
PLA Pictorial once had a recipe for jellied feilong (flying lizard in aspic). It looked like a tiny 'dactyl trapped in amber.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 10, 2017 08:33 PM (PhYV5)

359 Apparently CharlieBrown'sDildon't put up the comments for the nood thread.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at April 10, 2017 08:33 PM (jlSRZ)

360 Hey AtC, have you ever used or thought about using a corset? I was watching that stupid giraffe and there was a video about Victorian era dressing and....well....two hours later I'm seriously thinking about trying one out. Of course the well made ones are a small fortune.....but it just does something for your shape. There was stuff about it maybe being better that traditional bras for the well endowed. I'm probably willowed now.....

Posted by: lindarising at April 10, 2017 08:33 PM (JNDQi)

361 Hey Widespread Pepe, I posted a response earlier in the thread (around #230) to you're bruising question.

Get yourself checked out!

Posted by: browndog at April 10, 2017 08:33 PM (bGMOs)

362 Soon...

Posted by: The Chicken at April 10, 2017 08:33 PM (BO/km)

363 354 bread pudding?

what's wrong with you peoples!?
Posted by: willow at April 10, 2017 08:26 PM (4lrrm)

My grandmother made it. I think she used bourbon. It was good.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 10, 2017 08:30 PM (u8Ywb)

It's kind of like biscuits and gravy - probably heaven on a plate to some people, but I lack the gene to enjoy it.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 10, 2017 08:32 PM (8nWyX)

I don't like biscuits and gravy. Everyone else I know does, not me.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 10, 2017 08:34 PM (u8Ywb)

364 Hmm ... seems Linda Rising has stripper name potential after all.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 10, 2017 08:34 PM (fiGNd)

365 360 Hey AtC, have you ever used or thought about using a corset? I was watching that stupid giraffe and there was a video about Victorian era dressing and....well....two hours later I'm seriously thinking about trying one out. Of course the well made ones are a small fortune.....but it just does something for your shape. There was stuff about it maybe being better that traditional bras for the well endowed. I'm probably willowed now.....
Posted by: lindarising at April 10, 2017 08:33 PM (JNDQi)

No. Please, go on...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 10, 2017 08:34 PM (+c7tK)

366 Hey, Ted Cruz is a far better candidate than Donald Trump.

Too soon?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 10, 2017 08:29 PM (+c7tK)

He was the best Canada had to offer.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner

And his dad deserves a medal for offing that mobbed-up degenerate JFK.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 10, 2017 08:35 PM (fYbFJ)

367 The chicken thread isn't done evolving yet, apparently.

Posted by: filbert at April 10, 2017 08:35 PM (s5o+q)

368 Has snyone wondered who the friend was filming manifesto man's little speech while mailing that manifesto to Trump?

Posted by: Whippet at April 10, 2017 08:35 PM (H4z1M)

369 I suspect people that don't like biscuits and gravy have never had good biscuits and gravy. It's bacon-level goodness.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 10, 2017 08:35 PM (GX63o)

370 I blanked out after corsets and well endowed .

What's this thread about ?

Posted by: awkward davies at April 10, 2017 08:36 PM (JsMw3)

371 GrannyWeasel made bread pudding. Served warm out of the oven with milk. Lots of cinnamon and raisiny goodness.

Posted by: Weasel at April 10, 2017 08:36 PM (Sfs6o)

372 lindarisng> corsets> bras> well endowed> Morons rising

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at April 10, 2017 08:36 PM (jlSRZ)

373 I blanked out after corsets and well endowed .

What's this thread about ?
Posted by: awkward davies at April 10, 2017 08:36 PM (JsMw3)

Yes.

Posted by: filbert at April 10, 2017 08:36 PM (s5o+q)

374 Flounder, you're talking about sausage gravy, right? Food of the gods.

Posted by: bluebell at April 10, 2017 08:36 PM (sBOL1)

375 This thread is going to rattle on until the ONT, isn't it?

*slices open taun-taun, settles in for the night*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 10, 2017 08:37 PM (PhYV5)

376 Does that chicken eat the other chickens?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 10, 2017 08:37 PM (vRcUp)

377 Post with no Comment

Like eyes without face

Posted by: eleven at April 10, 2017 08:37 PM (qUNWi)

378 My kitten just killed a mouse. Too bad it was connected to my computer.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 10, 2017 08:38 PM (8T7EF)

379 374 Flounder, you're talking about sausage gravy, right? Food of the gods.

Posted by: bluebell at April 10, 2017 08:36 PM (sBOL1)

I wasn't aware there was an alternative in the context of biscuits and.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 10, 2017 08:38 PM (GX63o)

380 BWAAK!

Posted by: Dinochicken at April 10, 2017 08:38 PM (BO/km)

381 369 I suspect people that don't like biscuits and gravy have never had good biscuits and gravy. It's bacon-level goodness.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 10, 2017 08:35 PM (GX63o)

Amen to that. My Mammaw made the best biscuits and gravy. And like everything she did not measure or write down anything.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 10, 2017 08:38 PM (+c7tK)

382 I suspect people that don't like biscuits and gravy have never had good biscuits and gravy. It's bacon-level goodness.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 10, 2017 08:35 PM (GX63o)

Could be. I've only ever had it in institutional settings. I've probably had breakfast at some greasy spoons that could have knocked out a killer biscuits and gravy, just never ordered it because the only times I had it it was awful.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 10, 2017 08:38 PM (8nWyX)

383 From the town of Bedrock it's a chicken out of history.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 10, 2017 08:38 PM (IqV8l)

384 >>>Post with no Comment

Like eyes without face
Posted by: eleven at April 10, 2017 08:37 PM (qUNWi)<<<

... Burma Shave.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at April 10, 2017 08:38 PM (jlSRZ)

385 Post with no Comment

Like eyes without face

A horse with no name

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 10, 2017 08:39 PM (UD5U6)

386 Eric, we're discussing corsets....you have one? I mean a real one....not a Fredericks of Hollywood slutty Merry Widow.

Posted by: lindarising at April 10, 2017 08:39 PM (JNDQi)

387 *slices open taun-taun, settles in for the night*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 10, 2017 08:37 PM (PhYV5)

You gonna eat that?

Posted by: hogmartin at April 10, 2017 08:39 PM (8nWyX)

388 *carefully shoves armored ostrich through USB port for Circa*

Posted by: alexthechick

****

Ooo. did someone send me a beer? (pop)
That's not a beer. In fact It looks like an emu wearing plate armor. It is, it is an emu with plate armor.
Owww. Ow, oww! Not the face! Not the face!! Arrrg not the balls! Go back to the face! Arrrrrg!

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 10, 2017 08:39 PM (hVdx9)

389 What do you get if you cross a chicken with ¡Jeb!?

A chicano.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 10, 2017 08:39 PM (vRcUp)

390 Having been trained in the manufacture of corset stays, I am somewhat of an expert in corset construction. Pictures are required to properly evaluate your choice of an old Victorian Corset.

Posted by: Zombie Thomas Payne at April 10, 2017 08:39 PM (+HRXN)

391 That mouse can never hurt you again Ben.

Posted by: eleven at April 10, 2017 08:39 PM (qUNWi)

392 I recall a place years ago in Three Rivers, California that made the best biscuits and sausage gravy. An individual serving came on a platter and was an impressive amount of food.

Posted by: Weasel at April 10, 2017 08:39 PM (Sfs6o)

393 Imagine the enormous hot wings!

Posted by: freaked at April 10, 2017 08:39 PM (BO/km)

394 Hey AtC, have you ever used or thought about using a corset? I was watching that stupid giraffe and there was a video about Victorian era dressing and....well....two hours later I'm seriously thinking about trying one out. Of course the well made ones are a small fortune.....but it just does something for your shape. There was stuff about it maybe being better that traditional bras for the well endowed. I'm probably willowed now.....
Posted by: lindarising at April 10, 2017 08:33 PM (JNDQi)

Corsets are awesome. Once upon a once a time I had an utterly divine one made out of black velvet with deep purple silk lining. You could truly use The Rack for shelving when I wore it.

Now, mind you, there's a difference between a full corset, a wasp and then the full out waist trainers. I don't think I could ever be fully committed to waist training even if I did lose the mumblety that I need to lose.

Posted by: alexthechick - so not For The Children at April 10, 2017 08:39 PM (dEQP3)

395 GrannyWeasel made bread pudding. Served warm out of the oven with milk. Lots of cinnamon and raisiny goodness.
Posted by: Weasel at April 10, 2017 08:36 PM (Sfs6o)

How nice ... Old Woman of Suspect Lineage used to grab a stolen coal out of someone else's fire and throw it as us kids. Make do or make without, she always said.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 10, 2017 08:40 PM (fiGNd)

396 Eris not Eric...f'ing autocorrect

Posted by: lindarising at April 10, 2017 08:40 PM (JNDQi)

397 nooooooooooooooooood

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 10, 2017 08:40 PM (6FqZa)

398 I wasn't aware there was an alternative in the context of biscuits and.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 10, 2017 08:38 PM (GX63o)
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Of course there's not. But these people had me wondering.

Posted by: bluebell at April 10, 2017 08:40 PM (sBOL1)

399 Batman hacked the blog .

Posted by: awkward davies at April 10, 2017 08:40 PM (JsMw3)

400 CRY HAVOC AND LOOSE THE RAPTOR-FACED GUINEA FOWLS OF WAR!!!!

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 10, 2017 08:41 PM (F0ZHr)

401 nooooooooooooooooood
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 10, 2017 08:40 PM (6FqZa)

Oh dear... and Eris just got all... taun-tauny.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 10, 2017 08:41 PM (8nWyX)

402 nooooooooooooooooood

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 10, 2017 08:40 PM (6FqZa)

Tease

Posted by: redbanzai at April 10, 2017 08:41 PM (FTXAT)

403 Weather is starting to clear. They're rolling up the tarps. Banner time is coming soon OMG

Posted by: grammie winger - alleluia! at April 10, 2017 08:42 PM (dFi94)

404 Alexthechick, I know you yelled at CBD via Twitter, but were you sufficiently abrasive? Life in the big city has inured him to most invective.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 10, 2017 08:42 PM (PhYV5)

405 Is it necessary to disable safe search to research 'Fredericks of Hollywood slutty Merry Widow' corsets?

Posted by: Zombie Thomas Payne at April 10, 2017 08:42 PM (+HRXN)

406 Ah

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 10, 2017 08:43 PM (PhYV5)

407 I have two corsets. One black, one nude.

Posted by: grammie winger - alleluia! at April 10, 2017 08:44 PM (dFi94)

408 395 GrannyWeasel made bread pudding. Served warm out of the oven with milk. Lots of cinnamon and raisiny goodness.
Posted by: Weasel at April 10, 2017 08:36 PM (Sfs6o)

How nice ... Old Woman of Suspect Lineage used to grab a stolen coal out of someone else's fire and throw it as us kids. Make do or make without, she always said.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 10, 2017 08:40 PM (fiGNd)
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After we were all full of the delicious bread pudding, GrannyWeasel would dress us in our best Sunday clothes and take us across town to laugh at the poor people and cripples.

Posted by: Weasel at April 10, 2017 08:44 PM (Sfs6o)

409 Of course they approve. Encourage might be a better word.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at April 10, 2017 08:44 PM (KGH7Z)

410 I'm not talking waist training corset. Just a well made overbust that takes the strain off your shoulders and a thin strap under your boobs. In some ways it seems better for your back and posture and well, your boobs and waist look divine.

Posted by: lindarising at April 10, 2017 08:45 PM (JNDQi)

411 "I've been noticing the ridiculous names of hand soap
scents that WeaselWoman gets for the kitchen. Right now it's
"Himalayan Pink Salt Water Lily" and I swear I'm not making that
up. Smells like soap.

Posted by: Weasel"

My wife has a lipstick collection. Every single one of them is pink. She swears they are different shades. I just keep my mouth shut.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 10, 2017 08:45 PM (w+Jhj)

412
It is, it is an emu with plate armor.

It works fast and you won't stink.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 10, 2017 08:46 PM (IqV8l)

413 I'm not talking waist training corset. Just a well
made overbust that takes the strain off your shoulders and a thin strap
under your boobs. In some ways it seems better for your back and posture
and well, your boobs and waist look divine.

Posted by: lindarising at April 10, 2017 08:45 PM (JNDQi)
==============================

Oh. I just have the cincher things. A thin strap under the boobs? I'm going to have to check Amazon.

Posted by: grammie winger - alleluia! at April 10, 2017 08:46 PM (dFi94)

414 lindarising, where do you find such corsets?

Posted by: Emmie at April 10, 2017 08:50 PM (xVuS6)

415 'National Manhunt On For Wisconsin Man Who Robbed "Armageddon" Gun Store, Burned His Car, Sent an Angry Manifesto To Trump, and Then Disappeared'

And to think that Senator Feingold once thought he could be president.

Like every other senator.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 10, 2017 09:06 PM (Ndje9)

416 This is why I'm packing even in church.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 10, 2017 09:13 PM (LTHVh)

417 I'm not talking waist training corset. Just a well made overbust that takes the strain off your shoulders and a thin strap under your boobs.

Go on. Slowly.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 10, 2017 09:15 PM (LTHVh)

418 Just go to Fresno State.

Posted by: Leonero at April 10, 2017 10:40 PM (zSLqp)

419 This fellow lived three blocks from my mother-in-law. The gun thief was a member of the Geek Squad at our local Best Buy. The police showed-up at my MIL's next door neighbors Sunday to search his house and car. A church-goer across the street reported the neighbor for putting long guns in his car trunk. The neighbor was just preparing to go to the rifle range. As my wife and I were walking the dog, a news team from a Milwaukee TV channel arrived. They talked to us for awhile. We told them what took place. they asked about the car and house, we pointed them out. They went to the house, we went on our way.

Posted by: French Jeton at April 10, 2017 10:42 PM (WMvHw)

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