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SJW-on-SJW Violence: Non-Black Muslim Writes "BLACK LIVES MATTER" 100 Times In Response to College Essay Prompt "What do you care about and why?;" Other Social Justice Warriors Angry That He Played the Black Lives Matter Card Without Actually Being Black

Hey, that's our race card!

By the way, he got into Stanford. Which used to be something, but now I guess it's not. Because if you can get into a school by blowing off a college essay just by mechanically writing the same three word hashtag 100 times, you're not a real school.


That's 300 words -- not even a lot of words, actually, even when you're just repeating the same three.

Also note he completely fails to answer the second part of the question: "...and why?"

When there are only two parts of a question, not answering one is sort of a fail right there, isn't it?

Gee, I wonder if a guy could get away with writing

#CHOOSE_LIFE #CHOOSE_LIFE #CHOOSE_LIFE #CHOOSE_LIFE #CHOOSE_LIFE #CHOOSE_LIFE #CHOOSE_LIFE #CHOOSE_LIFE #CHOOSE_LIFE #CHOOSE_LIFE #CHOOSE_LIFE #CHOOSE_LIFE #CHOOSE_LIFE #CHOOSE_LIFE


150 times (to make that tough Stanford 300 word requirement) and get accepted?

I'm glad this has happened, though. It exposes just how stupid this has all gotten, and I'm glad the Social Justice Warriors are turning on each other about signalling their Social Justice Warrior memberships.

"Yeah I'm not sure I find this cute or heartwarming, no way a black kid could get rewarded for doing the same thing," wrote Zoe Samudzi on Twitter. "When I/we talk about black struggle being used by non-black folks for social capital and material gain, this is what's meant by it."

Elizabeth Warren retweeted that, adding "This boy is Heap Big Cunning Warrior. He make good scout for tribe."

[Zoe Samudzi] added: "This looks much nastier coming from non-black folks of color than from white people. Because they help meet the 'diverse but SAFE' quota."

Muslims are considered "SAFEr" than blacks? That's the claimed pecking order of victimization/xenophobia? The Oppression Olympics is really heating up, with some real strong rivalries going on.

Another social media user wrote: "This is so annoyingly performative. Which black people are materially benefiting from him spamming #BLM on his app? I'm so unimpressed."

Yes it is annoyingly performative -- as are all of your stupid "but I'm a disadvantaged minority in some way" signals are.

The non-black Muslim student will now attend Stanford and major in the rising field of Gaming the Everloving Fuck out of the System. I expect him to graduate summa cum laude, partly on the strength of his senior thesis, which will probably be entitled I Reject Your Heirarchical Privilige to "Judge My Work" So My Senior Thesis Is Just a Collection of Vidcaps of My Sickest Kills in Call of Duty X.

I'm glad Stanford has exposed itself for now just being an identity politics club, rather than a university based on merit.

I'm glad for all of it. The worse, the better, as a Communist once explained to me. (The worse it gets, the more the corruption of the system becomes obvious to the masses.)

Incidentally, if you've been thinking "The Millennials are the gayest generation ever," GLAAD has now put out the results of a survey confirming that -- apparently one in five Millennials now identify as some form of LGBTQwhatever, the highest of any generation (in history, I'd imagine).

And while some of that could just be virtue signaling -- straights claiming to be gay in solidarity with gays, like this non-black guy signalled he was black -- and some could be GLAAD using the broadest possible definition of "gay" to plump the numbers, I wouldn't completely discount it.

I've heard some horrifying stories from parents who say their kids are growing up in an environment where there is positive social and institutional pressure to be gay or experiment with being gay, as if being straight means there's something defective in you. To not have any interest in sex with the same sex means that you're a hater, so many kids are in fact trying a little bit of sexual and gender experimentation.

Based on anecdotal data: Kids today are being coached and even "groomed" to be gay by cultural forces and intentional institutional programming.

This will all work out well, I'm sure. I'm sure that none of the psychological strains of forcing yourself to conform to a sexual preference you actually don't share that gays often report will definitely not be evident in a generation of 97% straight kids taught that they're probably gay and should at least experiment with gay relationships for a while to make sure.

Or else they're perverts in revolt against the laws of nature and morality.

No bad consequences at all, I'm sure.

Posted by: Ace at 06:32 PM




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1 SMOD?

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at April 04, 2017 06:27 PM (FqgrG)

2 He's no clock boy.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 04, 2017 06:27 PM (/tuJf)

3 Top 5!!!!

Posted by: Strobe at April 04, 2017 06:28 PM (gbWkA)

4 Good evening, Ace...

Posted by: The Barrel at April 04, 2017 06:29 PM (p+Wdc)

5 Somebody's getting some Barrel-Time.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 04, 2017 06:29 PM (fiGNd)

6 I self identify as an italican.

Posted by: Lurking Moron at April 04, 2017 06:29 PM (1L9V9)

7 We live in stupid times.

Posted by: In Exile at April 04, 2017 06:30 PM (RwU2R)

8 Fun to watch the left eating their own.

<grabs beers and chips. Sits back to enjoy show>

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 04, 2017 06:30 PM (jxbfJ)

9 Why we all keep coming back, Ace:

Elizabeth Warren retweeted that, adding "This boy is Heap Big Cunning Warrior. He make good scout for tribe."

Posted by: Furious George at April 04, 2017 06:30 PM (j+dfT)

10 And just that quick ... the ol' Fix the Format Mistake trick.

I bet he doesn't go to the Barrel. Since - you know - he owns the damn thing.

But who knows ? Might be the kind of shit Ace is into. Let's see what happens next.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 04, 2017 06:30 PM (fiGNd)

11 Heh.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at April 04, 2017 06:30 PM (B11vO)

12 Everyone knows that early 21st century universities were just high priced daycare centers.

Posted by: Turanga Leela at April 04, 2017 06:31 PM (gbWkA)

13 I think the italics is a protest or something. Its there but you read over it, see?

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at April 04, 2017 06:31 PM (B11vO)

14 Where's our Pinochet?

Posted by: The Spelling Police at April 04, 2017 06:32 PM (/8qpd)

15 The light goes on; the light goes off.

Posted by: Strobe at April 04, 2017 06:32 PM (gbWkA)

16 That 1 in 5 thing is as real as the college rape rates, Ace. Its total fantasy land shit.

Posted by: Gaff at April 04, 2017 06:32 PM (Zq87K)

17 Affirmative Action kills whatever feeds it.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 04, 2017 06:32 PM (U+nHb)

18 And this is why I can't watch the news anymore. Don't even want to read it. The level of stupidity is astounding. I have a feeling VoTech schools will be making a comeback.

Posted by: Infidel at April 04, 2017 06:33 PM (uKRys)

19 What pisses me off is that no one on our side is playing this for all it's worth.

I mean, c'mon folks these are not smart people. You could have these various groups murdering each other and you could do it without breaking a sweat.

The British were absolute masters of let's you and him fight and then showing up to mop up the remnants.

But apparently we can't do that that's rayciss! is enough to stop us from actually destroying our enemies.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 04, 2017 06:34 PM (4ErVI)

20 That's also some very suspect punctuation in his tweet. Yes, it's just a tweet, I get it it but nevertheless...

Posted by: Mike in the Hinterlands at April 04, 2017 06:34 PM (na84Y)

21 "Also note he completely fails to answer the second part of the question: "...and why?""

No he didn't. #BlackLivesMatter *because* #BlackLivesMatter. To ask the question is to answer it. To question why black lives matter is racism at its most stark and horrible. His is a truly profound essay.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at April 04, 2017 06:34 PM (rznWS)

22 Incidentally, if you've been thinking "The Millennials are the gayest generation ever," GLAAD has now put out the results of a survey confirming that

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so sexuality isn't hardwired?

Posted by: Walter White at April 04, 2017 06:34 PM (PqqkK)

23 >>But apparently we can't do that that's rayciss! is enough to stop us from actually destroying our enemies.

They seem to be doing a pretty boffo job of destroying themselves.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 04, 2017 06:35 PM (/tuJf)

24 hard to believe

Posted by: runner at April 04, 2017 06:35 PM (c6/9Q)

25 He probably couldn't get into Naropa.

Posted by: tu3031 at April 04, 2017 06:35 PM (qJhUV)

26 Elizabeth Warren retweeted that, adding "This boy is Heap Big Cunning Warrior. He make good scout for tribe."

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boy???

he???

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 04, 2017 06:35 PM (PqqkK)

27 Actually, he was admitted based on 9 letters:

Z-I-A-D A-H-M-E-D

Gotta fill those quotas you know.

Posted by: Michael Hawkins at April 04, 2017 06:35 PM (K2qF8)

28 They seem to be doing a pretty boffo job of destroying themselves.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 04, 2017 06:35 PM (/tuJf)

Not nearly enough and not nearly fast enough.

Like in everything else in life, they need someone to help them do it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 04, 2017 06:35 PM (4ErVI)

29 So can anyone blame companies for looking for H-1b's if the colleges are in this condition?

Posted by: random lurker commenter at April 04, 2017 06:35 PM (+tRIN)

30 7 We live in stupid times.

--

and we will die in them

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 04, 2017 06:36 PM (PqqkK)

31 The Guardian- Leftist professor attacked by Leftists over book on Sexual harassment, gets charged with sexual harassment.
https://tinyurl.com/ma9lrj3

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2017 06:36 PM (GPaiX)

32 H-1bs are not about lack of talent, it's all about moneys

Posted by: runner at April 04, 2017 06:37 PM (c6/9Q)

33 All Social Justice and no play makes Snowflake something something

All Social Justice and no play makes Snowflake something something

All Social Justice and no play makes Snowflake something something

All Social Justice and no play makes Snowflake something something

All Social Justice and no play makes Snowflake something something

All Social Justice and no play makes Snowflake something something

All Social Justice and no play makes Snowflake something something

All Social Justice and no play makes Snowflake something something

All Social Justice and no play makes Snowflake something something

All Social Justice and no play makes Snowflake something something

All Social Justice and no play makes Snowflake something something

All Social Justice and no play makes Snowflake something something

Posted by: Hi Skool Validicktoriun at April 04, 2017 06:37 PM (rUIbB)

34 Isn't it time for trade schools?

60 credits and your an engineer without wasting 2 years taking reorientation classes?

Save 80K of tuition and have 2 more years to earn a Living.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 04, 2017 06:37 PM (PqqkK)

35 14 Where's our Pinochet?
Posted by: The Spelling Police at April 04, 2017 06:32 PM (/8qpd)



You don't think a non-alcoholic Joe McCarthy would do the job?

Although pushing some of these "people" out of helicopters does have its appeal, I can't help but think some good Senate Hearings and blacklisting would be enough.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 04, 2017 06:38 PM (ujg0T)

36 Heh! Pretty damn clever. Gotta give him Kudos for originality and irony.

Of course the real tell will be whether or not he accepts.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 04, 2017 06:38 PM (VRsLi)

37 Cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes....

Do I really have to write it 300 times?

Posted by: Vyv Basterd at April 04, 2017 06:38 PM (uIDwx)

38 That 1 in 5 thing is as real as the college rape rates, Ace. Its total fantasy land shit.

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1% of dudes 39% of chicks

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 04, 2017 06:39 PM (PqqkK)

39 Bart Simpson will get into MIT next.

Posted by: geoffb5 at April 04, 2017 06:39 PM (d3wbb)

40 Damn, and here I was thinking "Thank God" when I saw there was a nood.

Posted by: rickl at April 04, 2017 06:39 PM (sdi6R)

41 and we will die in them

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 04, 2017 06:36 PM (PqqkK)

Oh sure but that was always going to happen.

And every time is stupid in its own way.

At least in our time we'll know as we lay dying that we're not dying from humours.

The safe bet is to always assume it's going to end in tears because it always will.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 04, 2017 06:39 PM (4ErVI)

42 JROTC grandson is taking a community college machinist course next fall on top of the regular HS classes. It will be his Jr. yr.

Posted by: Infidel at April 04, 2017 06:39 PM (uKRys)

43 Very "The Shining"... they likely should keep all axes away from this guy.

Posted by: redbanzai at April 04, 2017 06:39 PM (FTXAT)

44 Stanford's rep comes from its grad schools. It's reputation for wealth and privilege comes from its undergrads.

Posted by: t-bird at April 04, 2017 06:40 PM (ysprU)

45

"Q? What the fuck is that? Izzat some sort of sometimes vowel, like Y?"

Again, Chappelle is the true Negrodamus. Paul Mooney is going to have to fight to get his renaissance hat back.

Posted by: imp at April 04, 2017 06:40 PM (OKpiK)

46 The guy who wrote "Badger badger badger badger" graduated summa cum laude.

Posted by: rickl at April 04, 2017 06:40 PM (sdi6R)

47 Worse yet, cut and paste means he probably spent all of 20 seconds on it.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 04, 2017 06:40 PM (oVJmc)

48 On the one hand, it's hilarious. Lefties eating each other, popcorn at the ready. On the other, can we as a society finally admit that going to college has jumped the shark? I can only imagine how the Stanford rejects feel- all the extracurricular activities, community service, test scores, high grades..."Shit, I should've just repeated a leftist meme a hundred times."

Posted by: iwuzhere at April 04, 2017 06:40 PM (jiGGU)

49 38 That 1 in 5 thing is as real as the college rape rates, Ace. Its total fantasy land shit.

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1% of dudes 39% of chicks
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 04, 2017 06:39 PM (PqqkK)




Speaking of fantasies.....

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 04, 2017 06:40 PM (ujg0T)

50 Do I really have to write it 300 times?

Ctrl-V is your friend. You'd know that if you were cut from Stanford Timber...

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 04, 2017 06:41 PM (PqqkK)

51 Stanford's rep comes from its grad schools. It's reputation for wealth and privilege comes from its undergrads.

Posted by: t-bird at April 04, 2017 06:40 PM (ysprU)


Standford, btw, has a special status according to the California Constitution.

Posted by: The Constitutional Hat at April 04, 2017 06:41 PM (rUIbB)

52 Do I really have to write it 300 times?

Not if you want that computer science scholarship!

Posted by: t-bird at April 04, 2017 06:41 PM (ysprU)

53 I WILL NOT THROW SPITBALLS IN CLASS
I WILL NOT THROW SPITBALLS IN CLASS
I WILL NOT THROW SPITBALLS IN CLASS
I WILL NOT THROW SPITBALLS IN CLASS

Posted by: wth at April 04, 2017 06:41 PM (HgMAr)

54 Then there are Europeans undergoing islamisation as we type and agonising over a mythical Russian takeover. They should be so lucky.

Posted by: Decaf at April 04, 2017 06:41 PM (Tm3Ti)

55 Who would believe anything GLAAD said?

Posted by: kathysaysso at April 04, 2017 06:41 PM (43OZ6)

56 You know I said several years ago on this blog that gays only multiply by conversion and was treated quite derisively. But I see here that Ace is making the exact same case I was making. Are there any gays "born that way"? If there is a 300% increase in gays in this country what does that tell you about the original baseline.

Posted by: MAGA at April 04, 2017 06:42 PM (A4HOq)

57 Didn't Chelsea Clinton go to Stanford? BAM!

Posted by: Fritz at April 04, 2017 06:42 PM (MF/hn)

58 From 1 in 10 ---> 1 in 5 in a single generation?


Please, tell me again how one is "born this way."

Posted by: Lizzy at April 04, 2017 06:42 PM (NOIQH)

59 Who would believe anything GLAAD said?

Posted by: kathysaysso at April 04, 2017 06:41 PM (43OZ6)


Come on, their trash bags aren't that bad...

Posted by: The Non-recyclable Hat at April 04, 2017 06:42 PM (rUIbB)

60 Dear Harvard,

Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow

Posted by: tu3031 at April 04, 2017 06:43 PM (qJhUV)

61 >>The non-black Muslim student will now attend Stanford and major in the
rising field of Gaming the Everloving Fuck out of the System.


Probably will get a book deal out of this, just like TFG.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 04, 2017 06:43 PM (NOIQH)

62 1% of dudes 39% of chicks
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 04, 2017 06:39 PM (PqqkK)



Speaking of fantasies.....
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 04, 2017 06:40 PM (ujg0T)

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actually 39% of dudes and 1% of chicks would be much better. Law of Supply and Demand...

Yeah sure honey, go clothes shopping with Antoine. I'll screw ya in whatever LBD you come home in.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 04, 2017 06:43 PM (PqqkK)

63 y'all cracking me up !!

Posted by: runner at April 04, 2017 06:44 PM (c6/9Q)

64 I'd like to see if they admitted a student whose essay was this:

America, fuck yeah! America, fuck yeah! America, fuck yeah!
America, fuck yeah! America, fuck yeah! America, fuck yeah!
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America, fuck yeah! America, fuck yeah! America, fuck yeah!

etc. Think they'd admit him?

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 04, 2017 06:44 PM (hdBlY)

65 22

so sexuality isn't hardwired?

Posted by: Walter White at April 04, 2017 06:34 PM (PqqkK)



Must be the accumulation of effects from decades of soy-sourced phytoestrogens in the food supply...

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 04, 2017 06:44 PM (V4Qfo)

66 Dennis Prager has an ongoing theory how young girls are especially susceptible to the idea they might be lesbians.

Also, regarding the survey, I'm sure a lot of people are also just lying to "pump up" their numbers. Just another form of cheating for liberals.

Posted by: Maritime at April 04, 2017 06:44 PM (LKUkJ)

67 Y'all need to walk 2.2 kilometers in my moccasins before you can understand.

Posted by: Talcum X at April 04, 2017 06:44 PM (QGkuq)

68
You know I said several years ago on this blog that gays only multiply
by conversion and was treated quite derisively. But I see here that Ace
is making the exact same case I was making. Are there any gays "born
that way"? If there is a 300% increase in gays in this country what does
that tell you about the original baseline.

Posted by: MAGA at April 04, 2017 06:42 PM (A4HOq)

GLAAD is lying. But there is still no evidence that gays are "born that way".

Posted by: redbanzai at April 04, 2017 06:44 PM (FTXAT)

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Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 04, 2017 06:44 PM (RrhD2)

70 From 1 in 10 ---> 1 in 5 in a single generation?


Please, tell me again how one is "born this way."
Posted by: Lizzy at April 04, 2017 06:42 PM (NOIQH)


They argue that everyone is LFBTQ&c., and people only pretend to be straight or deluded into it because of the cis-heternormative White patriarchy and stuff.

Yes, they actually believe that.

Posted by: The Kyriarchical Hat at April 04, 2017 06:45 PM (rUIbB)

71 Who would believe anything GLAAD said?

Posted by: kathysaysso


Really. Only 10% of Gay Men are really homosexuals.

The rest of them get sucked into it.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at April 04, 2017 06:45 PM (S6Pax)

72 Ziad Ahmed @ziadtheactivist
..............

Reason #1 to not let this guy in your school.

Posted by: wth at April 04, 2017 06:45 PM (HgMAr)

73 Something something gender something something oppressed

Something something gender something something oppressed

Something something gender something something oppressed

Something something gender something something oppressed

Something something gender something something oppressed

Something something gender something something oppressed

Something something gender something something oppressed


Did I get accepted into Stanford too?

Posted by: Decaf at April 04, 2017 06:45 PM (Tm3Ti)

74 What a stupid time to be alive.


(Thank you, John Ekdahl.)

Posted by: User name cannot be blank at April 04, 2017 06:45 PM (CEU4j)

75 You don't think a non-alcoholic Joe McCarthy would do the job?

Although pushing some of these "people" out of helicopters does have its appeal, I can't help but think some good Senate Hearings and blacklisting would be enough.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 04, 2017 06:38 PM (ujg0T)

You have to be smart about it. You really do need restraint. Throwing someone out of a helicopter because they made an unkind comment about you or someone in your regime in some newspaper is bad form. Tends to alienate people who are more inclined to go along to get along.

I spent a few hours reading about Franco some time ago and actually he did a pretty good job.

He killed about 10,000 people after he took power. Anarchists and communists mostly I think. Then he returned power to the king after he died. He was a staunch Catholic, too, who helped bring the church back to the fore after the civil war.

Even the Ayatollahs in Iran, after coming to power, executed all the communists. They didn't do it right away, either, but put them in prison and did it slowly over the course of a few years.

Now the Ayatollahs have their own yuge, glaring problems, but they were smart enough to know that you've got to get rid of these subversives because anything less than a noose or a firing squad and they'll be back like vampires.

There are some ideas that are so toxic to humanity that they have to be blown out of peoples' heads. Communism ranks as number one on that list.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 04, 2017 06:45 PM (4ErVI)

76 Approximately 4 % of people are homosexuals. Of those, 90 % are male homosexuals, 10 % lesbians.

All the rest are people who wanted to be something colorful like witches and warlocks, but even Satan has his standards, so they are forced to pretend to be transexuals and other people formerly known as "mentally ill. "

Posted by: Wymen of the Big Stick at April 04, 2017 06:45 PM (SJ184)

77 America, fuck yeah!

etc. Think they'd admit him?


No, because as written by 'OregonMuse', it's not an implied bomb threat.

Posted by: t-bird at April 04, 2017 06:45 PM (TqmC9)

78 This thread just completes the day. We don't deserve the sweet, flaming release of SMOD.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 04, 2017 06:45 PM (PY9jH)

79 Who would believe anything GLAAD said?

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So the Man from Glad is now a thoughtcrime?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 04, 2017 06:45 PM (PqqkK)

80 >>The rest of them get sucked into it.

I see what you did there.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 04, 2017 06:46 PM (/tuJf)

81 Rice confirms demasking was done for Obama.
Rice confirms demasking was done for Obama.
Rice confirms demasking was done for Obama.
Rice confirms demasking was done for Obama.
Rice confirms demasking was done for Obama.
Rice confirms demasking was done for Obama.
Rice confirms demasking was done for Obama.
Rice confirms demasking was done for Obama.

Posted by: Meremortal english,yes at April 04, 2017 06:46 PM (3myMJ)

82 I like to make out with other girls when I'm drunk at party because I get a lot of attention. Also, I feel like saying I'm bi would make me edgy. So yeah, I'm bi.

Posted by: Millennial Girl at April 04, 2017 06:46 PM (FqgrG)

83 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at April 04, 2017 06:46 PM (+aCe4)

84 WINONA WINONA WINONA WINONA WINONA WINONA WINONA WINONA WINONA WINONA WINONA WINONA WINONA WINONA WINONA

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Is that you Johnny Depp?

Posted by: Decaf at April 04, 2017 06:46 PM (Tm3Ti)

85 They argue that everyone is LFBTQ&c., and people only pretend to be straight or deluded into it because of the cis-heternormative White patriarchy and stuff

Biology, how does they work?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 04, 2017 06:46 PM (oVJmc)

86 UNEMPLOYABLE
UNEMPLOYABLE
UNEMPLOYABLE
UNEMPLOYABLE

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 04, 2017 06:46 PM (5VlCp)

87 Maybe he can write that on his resume... Lets see how far he goes

Posted by: E.T. at April 04, 2017 06:47 PM (P1GJy)

88 Who would believe anything GLAAD said?

Trust me, they are everywhere I look!

Posted by: Tahitian Barry at April 04, 2017 06:47 PM (NBHj5)

89 My son wears this hat on his campus:

Front: Arabic word/symbol

Back: "Waterboarding Expert" "That Guy"

I'll bet he'd go over well at Stanford.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 04, 2017 06:47 PM (PY9jH)

90 Western Civilization does not have long to live.

Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at April 04, 2017 06:47 PM (qN9G0)

91 47 Worse yet, cut and paste means he probably spent all of 20 seconds on it.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 04, 2017 06:40 PM (oVJmc)



There's always the chance he was too stupid to use copy paste.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 04, 2017 06:47 PM (z/Ubi)

92 Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia
Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump
Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia
Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump



I'm a shoe in!

Posted by: Your sycophant press at April 04, 2017 06:47 PM (O2RFr)

93 Amen. What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: USNtakim at April 04, 2017 06:47 PM (hMqvx)

94 Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 04, 2017 06:44 PM (RrhD2)

That's not gonna' work. All that essay does is convince everybody else that Winona's the bomb. You just created your own competition.

Start chanting Banana Splits Guy !!! Banana Splits Guy !!! over and over. It might catch on. And then it might catch Winona.

You're welcome.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 04, 2017 06:48 PM (fiGNd)

95 UNEMPLOYABLE
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 04, 2017 06:46 PM (5VlCp)

My real estate partner used to joke that we had to start our own business as we had no skills that would get us a job.

Posted by: Meremortal english,yes at April 04, 2017 06:48 PM (3myMJ)

96 Of course that essay got him into Stanford! He was speaking some serious Truth to Power, my man! Can you get down with it?

Now that he's in Stanford he can learn to use double negatives like Stanford alum Susan Rice. But his skin color may keep him out of classes like "Droppin' Your G's For Street Cred" and "History of Ebonics."

Posted by: Gref at April 04, 2017 06:48 PM (AMIL/)

97 Front: Arabic word/symbol

Back: "Waterboarding Expert" "That Guy"

I'll bet he'd go over well at Stanford.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 04, 2017 06:47 PM (PY9jH)


Heh,

Posted by: Infidel at April 04, 2017 06:48 PM (uKRys)

98 Application to Stanford

Part1

The guys get shirts
The guys get shirts
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The guys get shirts
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The guys get shirts
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The guys get shirts
The guys get shirts
The guys get shirts
The guys get shirts
The guys get shirts
The guys get shirts
The guys get shirts
The guys get shirts
The guys get shirts
The guys get shirts
The guys get shirts
The guys get shirts
The guys get shirts
The guys get shirts
The guys get shirts
The guys get shirts
The guys get shirts
The guys get shirts
The guys get shirts
The guys get shirts
The guys get shirts
The guys get shirts
The guys get shirts

Part 2

Because when I move, I slice like a fucking hammer

References:
Vinny Falcone

Posted by: Warden at April 04, 2017 06:48 PM (MZ8Zz)

99 78 This thread just completes the day. We don't deserve the sweet, flaming release of SMOD.

---

are you saying that SMOD is gay?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 04, 2017 06:49 PM (PqqkK)

100 He could have also written:

I *heart* Don Lemon

A few dozen times.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 04, 2017 06:49 PM (PY9jH)

101 It's days like this that make me yearn for some real wrath of GOD to rain down on these assholes.

Posted by: Strobe at April 04, 2017 06:49 PM (gbWkA)

102 92 Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia
Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump
Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia Russia
Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump



I'm a shoe in!
Posted by: Your sycophant press at April 04, 2017 06:47 PM (O2RFr)

+++

LOL! Full scholarship.

Posted by: washrivergal at April 04, 2017 06:49 PM (Ivjge)

103 Matt Damon!
Matt Damon!
Matt Damon!
Matt Damon!
Matt Damon!
Matt Damon!
Matt Damon!
Matt Damon!
Matt Damon!
Matt Damon!
Matt Damon!
Matt Damon!
Matt Damon!
Matt Damon!
Matt Damon!
Matt Damon!
Matt Damon!
Matt Damon!
Matt Damon!
Matt Damon!
Matt Damon!

Posted by: Matt Damon at April 04, 2017 06:49 PM (MZ8Zz)

104 >>>69 WINONA

Post #69 bitchez!!!! WOOHOO!!!!! It's a SIGN!!!!!

:::runs in circles flashing devil horns until passing out:::

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 04, 2017 06:49 PM (RrhD2)

105 WINONA WINONA WINONA WINONA WINONA WINONA WINONA WINONA WINONA WINONA


Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 04, 2017 06:44 PM


I am so stealing that.

Posted by: winona ryder at April 04, 2017 06:50 PM (lmIoG)

106 AMERICA: Our Intellectuals Are As Dumb As Anybody's!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 04, 2017 06:50 PM (oVJmc)

107 Smod why have you forsaken us?

Posted by: USNtakim at April 04, 2017 06:50 PM (hMqvx)

108 He got in without answering 50% of the questions. So he got in with a 50% at the most on the essay. Let that sink in.

Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at April 04, 2017 06:50 PM (qN9G0)

109 If only I knew it was that easy...

Posted by: It's Me donna at April 04, 2017 06:50 PM (O2RFr)

110 From 1 in 10 ---> 1 in 5 in a single generation?





Please, tell me again how one is "born this way."

Posted by: Lizzy at April 04, 2017 06:42 PM (NOIQH)



Yeah... they have been lying about the 1 in 10 for years. The CDC estimates are stable and have estimated for years that about 1.5 to 2% of the population is homosexual.

Posted by: redbanzai at April 04, 2017 06:51 PM (FTXAT)

111 I wonder what his major is. *dreads answer*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 04, 2017 06:51 PM (PY9jH)

112 Oh, that's the way, uh-huh uh-huh
I like it, uh-huh, uh-huh
That's the way, uh-huh uh-huh
I like it, uh-huh, uh-huh
That's the way, uh-huh uh-huh
I like it, uh-huh, uh-huh
That's the way, uh-huh uh-huh
I like it, uh-huh, uh-huh

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 04, 2017 06:51 PM (PqqkK)

113 MARSHA MARSH MARSHA MARSHA......

Posted by: Jan Brady at April 04, 2017 06:51 PM (NOIQH)

114 Oh wait, here's an application essay from angry black poet Tyrone Green:

Dark and lonely on the summer night.
(Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.)

Watchdog barking - Do he bite?
(Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.)

Slip in his window,
Break his neck!

Then his house
I start to wreck!

Got no reason --
What the heck!

(Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.)

C-I-L-L ...
My land - lord ...

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at April 04, 2017 06:51 PM (hdBlY)

115 Sometimes I wonder what would have became of me if I had gone to college and not dropped out of HS at 15. I know, my grammar stinks.

Posted by: nsirchov at April 04, 2017 06:51 PM (1TcdB)

116 Follow-up on Fried Rice.

She was spying on Trump (and others) since 2015. But the first FISA warrant was in June 2016 (and denied) and the second in October 2016. Evidence that this was an after-the-fact cover and earlier spying was warrantless.

What am I missing?

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 04, 2017 06:52 PM (SIY7D)

117 Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger

Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 04, 2017 06:52 PM (RwwCT)

118 Hey, that's our race card!

Hey, that's my Pi!

Posted by: Stan Gable at April 04, 2017 06:52 PM (AGJqR)

119 Question ...

... why is it that I always hear "Everything in Moderation" except for shit like Formal Education ? Then it's "The More the Better" ?

Sure - I know the answer. But anybody else ever think about shit like that ? Or is it just me ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 04, 2017 06:52 PM (fiGNd)

120 Man, this is stupid.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 04, 2017 06:53 PM (F0ZHr)

121 Posted by: Vyv Basterd at April 04, 2017 06:38 PM (uIDwx)

I love this comment sexually.

Posted by: User name cannot be blank at April 04, 2017 06:53 PM (CEU4j)

122 They told us that once we legalized gay marriage, a whole host of ugliness would follow including gender confusion, pressure on kids to be gay, and normalization of pedophilia. AND THEY WERE RIGHT!

Posted by: Mega at April 04, 2017 06:53 PM (AZcjW)

123 OK, how do we flash mob applications for admission to Stanford with silly crap repeated over and over? Hundreds of them.

Posted by: Meremortal english,ys at April 04, 2017 06:53 PM (3myMJ)

124 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at April 04, 2017 06:46 PM (+aCe4)

That was the first thing that popped into my head when I read this stupid, stupid story.

Posted by: redbanzai at April 04, 2017 06:54 PM (FTXAT)

125 86 UNEMPLOYABLE
UNEMPLOYABLE
UNEMPLOYABLE
UNEMPLOYABLE

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IT'S FUNNY CAUSE THAT KID WON'T BE ABLE TO FIND A JOB. AND BECAUSE IT IN caps!

Posted by: BEN RUTABEGA at April 04, 2017 06:54 PM (PqqkK)

126 #HoistTheBlackFlag

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 04, 2017 06:54 PM (rpMI7)

127 . Communism ranks as number one on that list.

If you go by body count its:
#1 - abortion 1.4B
#2 - Islam .5B
#3 - ratbastardcommies .2B

Posted by: DaveA at April 04, 2017 06:54 PM (FhXTo)

128 114 I think I saw Mr. Robinson performing this at Radio City Music Hall...

Posted by: the Butcher at April 04, 2017 06:54 PM (AGJqR)

129 How much would it cost to start a REAL university? one that operates as a nonprofit but doesn't take any form of Federal entanglement?

One that doesn't run 'studies' programs or hire the kind of people that graduate from them or teach at them?

One that doesn't have a 'health center' that'd put an NHS clinic to shame?

One that doesn't have a pool or a golf course?

Posted by: JEM at April 04, 2017 06:54 PM (TppKb)

130 Demographics are destiny.

Read it and weep.

The muzzies, when they are not farking goats, are impregnating their bovine-ish wives. Eight kids per family, average.

We can barely manage 1.7 kids per family.

Now cums the Great Gay Wave.

Civilization ends: not with a bang, but with a whimper.

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 04, 2017 06:55 PM (M5NPS)

131 The Rice debacle thickens:

Ben Rhodes and John Brennan are neck deep in doo doo as well, according to Katherine Herridge just now on Fox.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 04, 2017 06:55 PM (PY9jH)

132 Is that real?

I ask because the tweet is dated 4/1, aka April Fool's.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 04, 2017 06:56 PM (1JnAL)

133 Shades of Grey. Shades of Grey. Shades of Grey. Shades of Grey. Shades of Grey. Shades of Grey. Shades of Grey. Shades of Grey. Shades of Grey. Shades of Grey. Shades of Grey. Shades of Grey. Shades of Grey. Shades of Grey. Shades of Grey. Shades of Grey. Shades of Grey. Shades of Grey. Shades of Grey. Shades of Grey. Shades of Grey. Shades of Grey. Shades of Grey. Shades of Grey. Shades of Grey. Shades of Grey. Shades of Grey. Shades of Grey. Shades of Grey. Shades of Grey. Shades of Grey. Shades of Grey. Shades of Grey. Shades of Grey. Shades of Grey. Shades of Grey. Shades of Grey. Shades of Grey. Shades of Grey. Shades of Grey. Shades of Grey. Shades of Grey. Shades of Grey. Shades of Grey. Shades of Grey. Shades of Grey. Shades of Grey. Shades of Grey. Shades of Grey.

-- an excerpt from S C Ashen's novel, "Fifty-Thousand Shades of Grey"



(no, seriously; this book actually exists)

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 04, 2017 06:56 PM (V4Qfo)

134 Really. Just end all federal money for higher ed.

Let the whole marketplace collapse and re-organize.

We don't need this, the bint in the other thread, or the entire generations of people who've learned nothing but elaborate terminology for their pathological world view.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 04, 2017 06:56 PM (oVJmc)

135 Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 04, 2017 06:55 PM (PY9jH)

Juicy!

Posted by: Meremortal english,ys at April 04, 2017 06:56 PM (3myMJ)

136 Civilization ends: not with a bang, but with a whimper.

---

and some moaning

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 04, 2017 06:56 PM (PqqkK)

137 131 The Rice debacle thickens:

Ben Rhodes and John Brennan are neck deep in doo doo as well, according to Katherine Herridge just now on Fox.

Any more on them wire tapping Hannity?

Posted by: It's Me donna at April 04, 2017 06:56 PM (O2RFr)

138

Ziad "The Activist" Ahmed looks like Clockmed redux ...

I wonder if some digging into his Twitter feed will reveal some real embarrassing tweets ...

And then there's the background with him and Teh JEF ... did this really happen? Where are the news reports?

Posted by: Arbalest at April 04, 2017 06:56 PM (FlRtG)

139 Ben Rhodes and John Brennan are neck deep in doo doo as well, according to Katherine Herridge just now on Fox.


Posted by: Jane D'oh

ohh, and her sources ?

Posted by: runner at April 04, 2017 06:56 PM (c6/9Q)

140
Based on anecdotal data: Kids today are being coached and even "groomed" to be gay by cultural forces and intentional institutional programming.

Didn't they used to call that "recruiting", which they insisted never happened?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 04, 2017 06:56 PM (IqV8l)

141 116 Follow-up on Fried Rice.

She was spying on Trump (and others) since 2015. But the first FISA warrant was in June 2016 (and denied) and the second in October 2016. Evidence that this was an after-the-fact cover and earlier spying was warrantless.

What am I missing?
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 04, 2017 06:52 PM (SIY7D)

You are missing that the GOPe security hawks will never do or say anything bad about our 'Spy' Agencies... even when they blatantly break the damn law...

Like they did by running guns out of Benghazi, which is what was in the CIA annex on the night the ambassador died.

We are so far beyond the rule of law... its pathetic.

Posted by: Don Q at April 04, 2017 06:56 PM (NgKpN)

142 Communism ranks as number one on that list.

If you go by body count its:
#1 - abortion 1.4B
#2 - Islam .5B
#3 - ratbastardcommies .2B

Posted by: DaveA at April 04, 2017 06:54 PM (FhXTo)


Poseurs.

Posted by: Vogon Constructor Fleet at April 04, 2017 06:57 PM (rUIbB)

143 >>Demographics are destiny.

And *this* is why Putin outlawed homosexuality. More babies are aborted than born in Russia, and he doesn't need another thing working against his population replacement issues.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 04, 2017 06:57 PM (NOIQH)

144 And they still have that stupid Tree Mascot amirite? Gay right there.

Posted by: Some moron at April 04, 2017 06:57 PM (Mt8T4)

145
Eight kids per family, average.

4 wives and only 8 kids what are you a homo?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 04, 2017 06:57 PM (lKyWE)

146 117 Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 04, 2017 06:52 PM (RwwCT)


See #46.

Posted by: rickl at April 04, 2017 06:57 PM (sdi6R)

147 Civilization ends: not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Posted by: Joe Mama at April 04, 2017 06:55 PM (M5NPS)

I don't know, sounds like a lot of banging to me.

Posted by: Meremortal english,ys at April 04, 2017 06:58 PM (3myMJ)

148 110 From 1 in 10 ---> 1 in 5 in a single generation?

Please, tell me again how one is "born this way."

Posted by: Lizzy at April 04, 2017 06:42 PM (NOIQH)

Yeah... they have been lying about the 1 in 10 for years. The CDC estimates are stable and have estimated for years that about 1.5 to 2% of the population is homosexual.

Posted by: redbanzai at April 04, 2017 06:51 PM (FTXAT).


Someone also please clear up for us where prison sex falls in the born with it spectrum.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 04, 2017 06:58 PM (yL25O)

149 meremortal- Valley Vet Supply . com

Has an 8ft pure hobohide bull whip for a price you will like.

It will be a good starter kit for a low price.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 04, 2017 06:58 PM (dEFp1)

150 You know who else went to Stanford.....

No, not Hitler.

Susan Rice

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 04, 2017 06:59 PM (nILVB)

151 129 How much would it cost to start a REAL university? one that operates as a nonprofit but doesn't take any form of Federal entanglement?

One that doesn't run 'studies' programs or hire the kind of people that graduate from them or teach at them?

One that doesn't have a 'health center' that'd put an NHS clinic to shame?

One that doesn't have a pool or a golf course?

Posted by: JEM at April 04, 2017 06:54 PM (TppKb)

The real problem is FEDERALLY backed Student Loans...

That is why College has inflated its prices way beyond reason.... simple supply and demand has been destroyed by the Feds.... again...

Posted by: Don Q at April 04, 2017 06:59 PM (NgKpN)

152 All indoctrination makes Jack a dull girl
All indoctrination makes Jack a dull girl
All indoctrination makes Jack a dull girl
All indoctrination makes Jack a dull girl
All indoctrination makes Jack a dull girl

Posted by: Jack the boy at April 04, 2017 07:00 PM (GPaiX)

153 >>>Someone also please clear up for us where prison sex falls in the born with it spectrum.

Enough with the bukkake!!! I have to go to sleep tonight!!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 04, 2017 07:00 PM (RrhD2)

154
Is that real?
I ask because the tweet is dated 4/1, aka April Fool's.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac


Now that's a good question.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 04, 2017 07:00 PM (IqV8l)

155 Four wives. Ha! I have four wives a day in my time. I marry you, I fuck you, I divorce you! Boom!

Posted by: Pappa Bin Laden at April 04, 2017 07:01 PM (FqgrG)

156 I thought Susan Rice graduated from Stanford - swallow cum laude.

Posted by: Roy at April 04, 2017 07:01 PM (fWLrt)

157
You know, now that this is out, a precedent has been set. It's not just that Stanford has signaled that this sort of crap is acceptable, they've painted themselves into a corner. They will get more and how are they going to justify future rejections of such retarded applications?

Posted by: otho at April 04, 2017 07:01 PM (lmIoG)

158 That is why College has inflated its prices way beyond reason.... simple supply and demand has been destroyed by the Feds.... again...
Posted by: Don Q at April 04, 2017 06:59 PM (NgKpN)

Yup....and 90% of what they teach is pablum.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 04, 2017 07:01 PM (5VlCp)

159 I've just finished writing an article about avoiding problems firing people. The first rule: don't interview anyone if their resume stinks. If you do, when you don't hire them they can sue you for 'discrimination" that you wouldn't have see if you hadn't seen them. this knucklehead shouldn't be hired to run a shoeshine stand.

Posted by: vivi at April 04, 2017 07:01 PM (11H2y)

160 Posted by: Ben Had at April 04, 2017 06:58 PM (dEFp1)

Fabulous, thanks a million! Now things are going to happen.

Posted by: Meremortal english,ys at April 04, 2017 07:02 PM (3myMJ)

161
You know who else went to Stanford.....

No, not Hitler.

Are you sure? Their motto is in German

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at April 04, 2017 07:02 PM (lKyWE)

162 Dear MIT,

Tick tock Tick tock Tick tock Tick tock Tick tock Tick tock Tick tock Tick tock Tick tock Tick tock Tick tock Tick tock Tick tock Tick tock Tick tock Tick tock Tick tock Tick tock Tick tock Tick tock Tick tock Tick tock Tick tock Tick tock Tick tock Tick tock Tick tock Tick tock Tick tock Tick tock Tick tock Tick tock Tick tock Tick tock Tick tock Tick tock Tick tock Tick tock Tick tock Tick tock...

Posted by: Ahmed the Clock Boy at April 04, 2017 07:03 PM (qJhUV)

163 It's not anti-bigotry, it's just bigotry with a different set of rules.

Complaints about "cultural appropriation" are nothing more than claiming you get to decide what other people are allowed to do based on ethnicity or culture. It's *pure* bigotry.

"Cultural appropriation" used to be called "defying stereotypes."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 04, 2017 07:03 PM (wB8Tg)

164 I can't believe there have been 153 comments and I can't find any reference to Joe Haldeman's 'The Forever War'

Another case of Sci-Fi being prophetic.

If you haven't read it: The hero of the novel ends up being called the 'Old Queer' because he wasn't gay.

Posted by: ghbucky at April 04, 2017 07:03 PM (D2q91)

165 Rich Zeoli talking to Andy McCarthy and this Trump spying in 2015 before he was a front runner yet alone canidate wondered did Susan Rice et al spy on other Republican canidates?

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2017 07:03 PM (GPaiX)

166 I know this ... if it all falls to shit as I think it will ... I'm going to align with those who believe that my stuff is mine, their shit is theirs, and we'll mutually defend each other to keep it that way.

Most everything else will just be what it is. At least for me.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 04, 2017 07:03 PM (fiGNd)

167 47 Worse yet, cut and paste means he probably spent all of 20 seconds on it.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 04, 2017 06:40 PM (oVJmc)


He got in for two reasons:

Pretty obviously not actually written by his helicopter parents.

Pretty obviously not copied from another application essay somewhere.

And a Muslim Hashtag SJW is a liberal wet dream stuffed in a burning American flag and deep fried in No Blood for Oil.

So three reasons.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 04, 2017 07:03 PM (yL25O)

168 Dear MIT,

Tick tock Tick tock Tick tock Tick
tock Tick tock Tick tock Tick tock Tick tock Tick tock Tick tock Tick
tock Tick tock Tick tock Tick tock Tick tock Tick tock Tick tock Tick
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tock Tick tock Tick tock Tick tock Tick tock Tick tock Tick tock Tick
tock Tick tock...

Posted by: Ahmed the Clock Boy at April 04, 2017 07:03 PM (qJhUV)


Thread winner. Shut it down.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 04, 2017 07:03 PM (PY9jH)

169 155 Four wives. Ha! I have four wives a day in my time.
Posted by: Pappa Bin Laden at April 04, 2017 07:01 PM (FqgrG)


What a coincidence. So do I.

Posted by: Paolo at April 04, 2017 07:04 PM (sdi6R)

170 "ondered did Susan Rice et al spy on other Republican canidates?"

You betcha. Bernie too. And Romney in 2012

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 04, 2017 07:04 PM (SIY7D)

171 Nothing to see here.

Move along, move along.

Posted by: cranky-d at April 04, 2017 07:05 PM (HSsza)

172 Forgot another of Susan Rice's fibs was Bo Bergdahl was a fine upstanding soldier just doing his duty.

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2017 07:05 PM (GPaiX)

173 I'm tanned, rested, and ready.

Posted by: pinochet at April 04, 2017 07:05 PM (11H2y)

174 HEY, YOU GOT ANY TP OVER THERE?
HEY, YOU GOT ANY TP OVER THERE?
HEY, YOU GOT ANY TP OVER THERE?
HEY, YOU GOT ANY TP OVER THERE?

Posted by: Elaine Benes, sitting on the pot at April 04, 2017 07:05 PM (HgMAr)

175 Here's his bio at HuffPo:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/author/ziad-ahmed


It's beyond parody. The problem is that "we" promote this nonsense by rewarding it.

Princeton Day School, Stanford. Meet your new elites.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at April 04, 2017 07:05 PM (gIRsn)

176
Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2017 07:03 PM (GPaiX)

I've got a sneaking suspicion it would be easier to numerate who they didn't spy on.

Posted by: Meremortal english,ys at April 04, 2017 07:06 PM (3myMJ)

177 Turtle is goin nuke.....

Posted by: E.T. at April 04, 2017 07:06 PM (P1GJy)

178 Those whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad.

Posted by: goodluckduck at April 04, 2017 07:07 PM (yqvys)

179 BOYS HAVE A PENIS
GIRLS HAVE A VAGINA
BOYS HAVE A PENIS
GIRLS HAVE A VAGINA
BOYS HAVE A PENIS
GIRLS HAVE A VAGINA

Posted by: little kid at April 04, 2017 07:07 PM (HgMAr)

180 Have not read any comments. Has anyone mentioned that all the posts today: this is how we got Trump?

Posted by: blaster at April 04, 2017 07:08 PM (HV1LS)

181 2018 is shaping up to be a huge show as we track down the Obama Administration and The Clinton Crime Family.

Posted by: Dog Teh Bounty Hunter at April 04, 2017 07:08 PM (qN9G0)

182
did Susan Rice et al spy on other Republican canidates?
Posted by: Skip


Please spy on me!

Posted by: Jeb! at April 04, 2017 07:08 PM (IqV8l)

183 How much would it cost to start a REAL university?

Posted by: JEM at April 04, 2017 06:54 PM (TppKb)

I just crunched some numbers.

I can do it for $15,000/year tuition and a $20,000,000 down payment.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 04, 2017 07:08 PM (rF0hx)

184 How long do you suppose it will be before the GOPe declares all this spying stuff is really what drove them to be the feckless, invertebrate losers they are and not their convictions?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 04, 2017 07:08 PM (VRsLi)

185 Jeez. I'm so old I remember when college was actually hard to get into, and you actually had to learn real stuff.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 04, 2017 07:09 PM (0mRoj)

186 180 Have not read any comments. Has anyone mentioned that all the posts today: this is how we got Trump?
Posted by: blaster at April 04, 2017 07:08 PM (HV1LS

We got Trump through heterosexual sexual conception.

Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at April 04, 2017 07:09 PM (qN9G0)

187
Turtle is goin nuke.....
Posted by: E.T.


GAMERA!!!

Posted by: Little Japanese boy at April 04, 2017 07:09 PM (IqV8l)

188 ladies and gentlemen, the new Democrat Party.................

Posted by: "Perverts in Revolt" at April 04, 2017 07:09 PM (ihtYN)

189 Take on the a Wild Side.
And all the gender fluid persons of color sing...

Posted by: wooga at April 04, 2017 07:09 PM (U/iM/)

190 Boys have , or maybe not a penis
Girls might have but then maybe not a vagina

Posted by: Leftist teacher at April 04, 2017 07:10 PM (GPaiX)

191
I just crunched some numbers.

I can do it for $15,000/year tuition and a $20,000,000 down payment.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 04, 2017 07:08 PM (rF0hx)

Dorm and meal plan included?
/s
Hey, wait. Grounds keepers and maids part-time for room and board.

Posted by: Infidel at April 04, 2017 07:10 PM (uKRys)

192
I just crunched some numbers.

I can do it for $15,000/year tuition and a $20,000,000 down payment.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 04, 2017 07:08 PM (rF0hx)


Dildo U! Imagine the football cheers and fight songs.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 04, 2017 07:10 PM (PY9jH)

193 I'm going to back to that juco and file an application with this essay:

"#HillaryWillNeverBePresident" "#HillaryWillNeverBePresident" "#HillaryWillNeverBePresident" "#HillaryWillNeverBePresident" "#HillaryWillNeverBePresident" "#HillaryWillNeverBePresident"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 04, 2017 07:10 PM (SRKgf)

194 182
did Susan Rice et al spy on other Republican canidates?
Posted by: Skip

+++

I'm going to assume they spied on every Republican in Congress. How else can you explain how they roll over and piss themselves silly?

Posted by: washrivergal at April 04, 2017 07:10 PM (Ivjge)

195
Yep, NOT having been spied on in D.C. will be a career killer now.

Posted by: Meremortal english,y at April 04, 2017 07:10 PM (3myMJ)

196
How much would it cost to start a REAL university?

I'll educate any kid for $59.95

Posted by: Professor Earl Scheib at April 04, 2017 07:11 PM (IqV8l)

197 186 - Your the first today I've seen, the horde is slacking

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2017 07:11 PM (GPaiX)

198 182
did Susan Rice et al spy on other Republican candidates?
Posted by: Skip

Please spy on me!
Posted by: Jeb! at April 04, 2017 07:08 PM (IqV8l)



Sorry, Jeb, she only spied on viable Republican candidates.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 04, 2017 07:11 PM (SRKgf)

199 Yes, it's grooming

They are going after school kids hard. They always have. They've been completely obsessed with the boy scouts for decades for example.

They can't help themselves. No one will call the pedos on it now because they are too powerful.

They are running our country now. The western world, and we will go down like sodom (now at the bottom of the dead sea).

Posted by: Jihadi at April 04, 2017 07:11 PM (I64i9)

200 University of Parris Island is tuition free.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 04, 2017 07:12 PM (PY9jH)

201 Go Mac, make me happy with a mushroom cloud.

CNN says this is an unprecedented action. They have the collective memory of a parakeet.

Posted by: Meremortal english,y at April 04, 2017 07:12 PM (3myMJ)

202 did Susan Rice et al spy on other Republican canidates?

Not only yes, but I'd even bet information was sold to GOP leadership.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 04, 2017 07:13 PM (VRsLi)

203 Who's the loud-mouthed yelly douche yelling at Mollie Hemingway and Dana Perino?

Needs a fist in the face.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 04, 2017 07:13 PM (PY9jH)

204 Leftist screaming Susan Rice is fake news all around

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2017 07:13 PM (GPaiX)

205 Hillsdale College

Posted by: Ben Had at April 04, 2017 07:14 PM (dEFp1)

206 Apparently Kendell Jenner did a Pepsi commercial where good looking SJW protesters win over the cops with a Pepsi...

Posted by: The Jolt Hat at April 04, 2017 07:14 PM (rUIbB)

207
It puts the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again. It puts the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again. It puts the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again. It puts the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again.It puts the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again. It puts the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again.

#whatsizedressareyou?

Posted by: jame gumb at April 04, 2017 07:14 PM (lmIoG)

208 When a passenger ship was sinking, and it was time to get into the lifeboats, what did they always say? Women and children first. Not enough lifeboats for everybody? Too bad. That is the way it has to be. Sometimes being male means getting the short end of the stick.

And who was most despised? A man who put on a dress and tried to blend in with the women, to get on a lifeboat.

You're not a woman, buttercup. Stand here, and listen to the band play, and wait for the inevitable, with the rest of the guys.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 04, 2017 07:15 PM (QHjhx)

209 Mr k. will not complain about the roast I'm serving
Mr k. will not complain about the roast I'm serving
Mr k. will not complain about the roast I'm serving
Mr k. will not complain about the roast I'm serving
Mr k. will not complain about the roast I'm serving
Mr k. will not complain about the roast I'm serving

I would take trying this one night not to get complaints about my cooking.

We shall see.............

Posted by: Molly k. at April 04, 2017 07:15 PM (9H4KE)

210 206 Apparently Kendell Jenner did a Pepsi commercial where good looking SJW protesters win over the cops with a Pepsi...
Posted by: The Jolt Hat at April 04, 2017 07:14 PM (rUIbB)

Good thing it wasn't a puppy.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 04, 2017 07:15 PM (0mRoj)

211 Horde, how do we strip html from text for use in pixy?

I'm failing at this.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 04, 2017 07:15 PM (yL25O)

212 "Leftist screaming Susan Rice is fake news all around"


Are the others pointing and laughing?

Posted by: Meremortal english,y at April 04, 2017 07:16 PM (3myMJ)

213 Cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes....

Do I really have to write it 300 times?
Posted by: Vyv Basterd


AGAIN the Young Ones proves to be prophetic. Ones of the monumental achievments of 20th century tv.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 04, 2017 07:16 PM (vRcUp)

214 I'm just waiting for the number one movie in America to be Ass

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at April 04, 2017 07:16 PM (FqgrG)

215 Based on anecdotal data: Kids today are being coached and even "groomed" to be gay by cultural forces and intentional institutional programming.

Didn't they used to call that "recruiting", which they insisted never happened?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 04, 2017 06:56 PM (IqV8l)



Fun fact: virtually all stereotypes have at least a germ of truth, or they wouldn't have legs.

Try a counterfactual to see the truth of that statement. The counterfactuals always draw a laugh, e.g., "male homosexuals are known for their fidelity and long-term relationships."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 04, 2017 07:16 PM (SRKgf)

216
Who's the loud-mouthed yelly douche yelling at Mollie Hemingway and Dana Perino?

Needs a fist in the face.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


Democrat operative Robert Zimmerman.
He's blowin' in the wind.

Posted by: Professor Earl Scheib at April 04, 2017 07:17 PM (IqV8l)

217 and wait for the inevitable, with the rest of the guys.

Learn to swim, Learn to swim, Learn to swim, Learn to swim, Learn to swim,
Learn to swim, Learn to swim, Learn to swim, Learn to swim, Learn to swim,
Learn to swim, Learn to swim, Learn to swim, Learn to swim, Learn to swim,

Posted by: Tool at April 04, 2017 07:17 PM (FhXTo)

218 56 You know I said several years ago on this blog that gays only multiply by conversion and was treated quite derisively. But I see here that Ace is making the exact same case I was making. Are there any gays "born that way"? If there is a 300% increase in gays in this country what does that tell you about the original baseline. Posted by: MAGA at April 04, 2017 06:42 PM (A4HOq)


So it is possible a TINY percentage are born ghey; homosexual behaviours have been sometimes seen in other species, even apes. But for a species to survive and diversity of the gene pool to be preserved, it can only ever be a very small percentage, or the species self-selects itself into oblivion.Johns Hopkins did a study fairly recently and found an inordinately high percentage of people who identify as gay were molested when they were younger; the percentage is higher than in the normal population and on a personal level, aligns with the people I know who are bi or homosexual.

Then take modern times where the libs have cultivated a culture of 'special classes of people' with rewards, and you get a higher reported percentage. There were a small group of us that used to hang out when I first moved here; one guy was Asian, made some new friends in class, they were mostly Asian gay males. He was always a little socially awkward and over about a year I could see the affectations changing more in line with them. He had always pursued girls, now entertained, 'maybe I am bi'. Lost track of him, recently saw him on a mutual friend's FB page, and he is 'gay and proud'. I think that metamorphosis is another part of it.
On some level I don't care. I really don't care who you fuck or don't fuck as long as it doesn't affect me somehow, it's not in my face, it isn't something taught/related to children. The left has blown that shit out of the water, with trans-bathrooms and promoting an agenda. If Johnny wants to say at 17, after puberty, 'I'm gay', that's his life. If there's a moral wrong, that's between him and God. We all fuck upe, and if that's a 'fuck up', God should judge him, not me. But when it's PUSHED as a way of life, really a preferred way of life, that makes me mad.

Posted by: atomicplaygirl (Gab: atomicplaygirl) at April 04, 2017 07:17 PM (Gim9y)

219 The non-black Muslim student will now attend Stanford and major in the rising field of



Semtex?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 04, 2017 07:17 PM (d20MQ)

220 They spied on Pataki but died of boredom.

Posted by: wth at April 04, 2017 07:17 PM (HgMAr)

221 One thing Obama's presidency changed was race relations in this country.

Posted by: freaked at April 04, 2017 07:18 PM (BO/km)

222 200 University of Parris Island is tuition free.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 04, 2017 07:12 PM (PY9jH)

Au contraire.... its just that the cost is not in dollars... but in things more precious...

Posted by: Don Q at April 04, 2017 07:18 PM (NgKpN)

223 SWJs are all possessed by the spirit of Jezebel.

Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at April 04, 2017 07:18 PM (qN9G0)

224 This is why I'm trying to convince my sons to learn a trade.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 04, 2017 07:18 PM (kTF2Z)

225 The more the msm kicks and screams like little girls the more you know the truth is coming out....

Posted by: Common sense at April 04, 2017 07:18 PM (P1GJy)

226 208 When a passenger ship was sinking, and it was time to get into the lifeboats, what did they always say? Women and children first. Not enough lifeboats for everybody? Too bad. That is the way it has to be. Sometimes being male means getting the short end of the stick.

And who was most despised? A man who put on a dress and tried to blend in with the women, to get on a lifeboat.

You're not a woman, buttercup. Stand here, and listen to the band play, and wait for the inevitable, with the rest of the guys.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 04, 2017 07:15 PM (QHjhx)


On the bright side, a sinking ship is probably the only place on earth where you don't have to worry about someone bleating about the patriarchy.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 04, 2017 07:18 PM (SRKgf)

227 The guy also worked for the Hillary campaign.

How many people who worked for the Trump campaign were admitted to Stanford?

Never mind - I already know the answer to that one.

Posted by: Whatever at April 04, 2017 07:18 PM (Mrl1e)

228 University of Parris Island is tuition free.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 04, 2017 07:12 PM (PY9jH)



Au contraire.... its just that the cost is not in dollars... but in things more precious...

Posted by: Don Q at April 04, 2017 07:18 PM (NgKpN)


Yes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 04, 2017 07:19 PM (PY9jH)

229 >>I'm going to assume they spied on every Republican
in Congress. How else can you explain how they roll over and piss
themselves silly?



Posted by: washrivergal

Probably never happened.

Posted by: John Roberts at April 04, 2017 07:19 PM (/Nite)

230 University of Parris Island is tuition free.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 04, 2017 07:12 PM (PY9jH)

Graduation... Priceless

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 04, 2017 07:19 PM (VRsLi)

231 >>http://www.huffingtonpost.com/author/ziad-ahmed

Unreal. He's 18 and he's volunteers on Marin O'Malley's campaign and interned for a Congresswoman. I thought it was illegal for kids to get involved in political campaigns? How much you wanna bet someone in his family is involved with CAIR?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 04, 2017 07:19 PM (NOIQH)

232 Learn to swim, Learn to swim, Learn to swim, Learn to swim, Learn to swim,
Learn to swim, Learn to swim, Learn to swim, Learn to swim, Learn to swim,
Learn to swim, Learn to swim, Learn to swim, Learn to swim, Learn to swim,
Posted by: Tool at April 04, 2017 07:17 PM (FhXTo)



How did you get Ted Kennedy's application to Harvard?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 04, 2017 07:19 PM (SRKgf)

233 When a passenger ship was sinking, and it was time to get into the lifeboats, what did they always say? Women and children first. Not enough lifeboats for everybody? Too bad. That is the way it has to be. Sometimes being male means getting the short end of the stick.
___________________

That's straight up old school sexism right there!

Posted by: Joss Whedon at April 04, 2017 07:20 PM (FqgrG)

234 Ellen baby - a fucked up , not tranny, butch wanna be on your TV everyday.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 04, 2017 07:20 PM (dEFp1)

235 The Turtle is on with Perino.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 04, 2017 07:20 PM (PY9jH)

236 Horde, how do we strip html from text for use in pixy?

I'm failing at this.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 04, 2017 07:15 PM

Took me a long timd to figure it out so don't feel bad. Go to
https://tinyurl.com/

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2017 07:20 PM (GPaiX)

237 Soylent Green is people!
Soylent Green is people!
Soylent Green is people!
Soylent Green is people!
Soylent Green is people!
Soylent Green is people!
Soylent Green is people!
Soylent Green is people!
Soylent Green is people!
Soylent Green is people!
Soylent Green is people!
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Soylent Green is people!


Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at April 04, 2017 07:20 PM (osJCJ)

238 How long can you tread water?

Posted by: Bill Cosby sketch at April 04, 2017 07:21 PM (IqV8l)

239 Copy url paste in tiny url website gives you tiny url, recopy paste here.

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2017 07:22 PM (GPaiX)

240 Posted by: atomicplaygirl (Gab: atomicplaygirl) at April 04, 2017 07:17 PM (Gim9y)

I'm still leaning toward the theory that some is due to changes in brain chemistry in the womb...

because there are Identical Twins, where one is Gay, the other Not...

and strangely enough... the effeminate gay affectations... the mannerism? seem to cross cultural boundaries... because an African Gay, Malaysian Gay, Japanese Gay, and American or European Gay MAN... often (not always) have the exact same mannerisms...

Posted by: Don Q at April 04, 2017 07:22 PM (NgKpN)

241 They were spying on freaking Ben Carson and not me?!?

Oh c'mon!

Posted by: Jeb! at April 04, 2017 07:23 PM (PCFYt)

242 #NowIsTheTimeForAllGoodMenToComeToTheAidOfTheCommunistParty #NowIsTheTimeForAllGoodMenToComeToTheAidOfTheCommunistParty #NowIsTheTimeForAllGoodMenToComeToTheAidOfTheCommunistParty #NowIsTheTimeForAllGoodMenToComeToTheAidOfTheCommunistParty #NowIsTheTimeForAllGoodMenToComeToTheAidOfTheCommunistParty #NowIsTheTimeForAllGoodMenToComeToTheAidOfTheCommunistParty

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 04, 2017 07:23 PM (SRKgf)

243 222 200 University of Parris Island is tuition free.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 04, 2017 07:12 PM (PY9jH)

-------

They charge in sand flea bites.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 04, 2017 07:23 PM (kTF2Z)

244
That's a tough place to get into.I just had to write choo choo 50 times at the University of Delaware

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 04, 2017 07:23 PM (lKyWE)

245 Speaking of turtles, some asshole in my neighborhood ran over a rather large one near my street today.

This time of year terrapins are crossing the streets moving from lagoon to lagoon to mate.

Last year I stopped and picked up about 10 to get them out of the road and move them to the lagoon near me.

We have a very slow speed limit, and if you pull over with your hazard lights on, people stop, smile, and appreciate what you're doing.

This poor turtle was hit in the middle of the day. Pisses me off.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 04, 2017 07:24 PM (PY9jH)

246 Knew a guy with an African Gay parrot.

Posted by: Bill Cosby sketch at April 04, 2017 07:24 PM (IqV8l)

247 They were spying on freaking Ben Carson and not me?!?

Oh c'mon!


Posted by: Jeb! at April 04, 2017 07:23 PM (PCFYt)
............

Nobody wants to see what you and Columba do in private.

Posted by: wth at April 04, 2017 07:24 PM (HgMAr)

248 The Turtle is on with Perino.
===

Great. They can swap stories about the good old days during the Bush Years when all they had to do was roll over and expose their buttocks to the Dems for a little peace and quiet.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at April 04, 2017 07:24 PM (osJCJ)

249 Haha the new and improved clock-boy. Loving it.

Posted by: Alis at April 04, 2017 07:24 PM (eLvFT)

250 Thanks Skip, but I meant copied text from a webpage making pixy barf in comments.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 04, 2017 07:25 PM (yL25O)

251 I'm still leaning toward the theory that some is due to changes in brain chemistry in the womb...

because there are Identical Twins, where one is Gay, the other Not...

and strangely enough... the effeminate gay affectations... the mannerism? seem to cross cultural boundaries... because an African Gay, Malaysian Gay, Japanese Gay, and American or European Gay MAN... often (not always) have the exact same mannerisms...
Posted by: Don Q at April 04, 2017 07:22 PM (NgKpN)



My conjecture, for the reasons you cited: it's an error in development and differentiation. I suspect it's deficieint sensitivity or exposure to testosterone in utero for males, or vice versa for females.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 04, 2017 07:25 PM (SRKgf)

252 165 Rich Zeoli talking to Andy McCarthy and this Trump spying in 2015 before he was a front runner yet alone canidate wondered did Susan Rice et al spy on other Republican canidates? Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2017 07:03 PM (GPaiX)

They were hoping for Trump, Carson, or ?Rubio? according to wikileaks. But putting these two items together is just a guess.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 04, 2017 07:25 PM (rpMI7)

253 What a fruity time to be alive.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 04, 2017 07:25 PM (xEjFe)

254

Online college + Full time employment = $winning$



Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at April 04, 2017 07:26 PM (osJCJ)

255
Thanks Skip, but I meant copied text from a webpage making pixy barf in comments.
Posted by: TexasDan


Use this:

https://www.charset.org/html-special-characters

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 04, 2017 07:26 PM (IqV8l)

256 Jeff Sessions removing all the restrictions put on police by the Obama administration.

BLM won't be pleased.

Yay!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 04, 2017 07:26 PM (PY9jH)

257 239
Copy url paste in tiny url website gives you tiny url, recopy paste here.

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2017 07:22 PM (GPaiX)

If you get the Tinyurl add on all you have to do is right click on the page you want to link here, select 'Create TinyURL for this page' and paste it here.

Posted by: Tami at April 04, 2017 07:26 PM (Enq6K)

258 If you really want to change American culture, go after the elite universities.

I suggest two fronts:

1) A civil rights investigation going after the vicious discrimination against Asian-Americans at elite universities. (Among other things, it would remind Asian-Americans that most of them vote for people who want to keep their kids out of good schools.)

Related to that is the whole nepotism thing - have you ever noticed that the Chelsea Clintons of the world are miraculously always are smart and accomplished enough to get into places like Stanford?

Shining some real light into admission policies would have elite schools scuttling for darkness like cockroaches.

2) Go after the tax exempt status of universities, including a wealth tax on excessive endowments.

Start that by sic'ing the IRS on them - make them open their books, and go after them for expenditures that aren't legally tax-exempt. Give great publicity to the outrageous ways these schools spend money, without paying tax.

Go after the senior administrators - you think they are reporting all the in-kind goodies the universities provide them as taxable income?

Posted by: Whatever at April 04, 2017 07:26 PM (Mrl1e)

259 241 They were spying on freaking Ben Carson and not me?!?

Oh c'mon!
Posted by: Jeb! at April 04, 2017 07:23 PM (PCFYt)


Christ, now we've got espionage envy.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 04, 2017 07:26 PM (SRKgf)

260 From the link: these are other words that he selected and assembled into the following order:

Furthermore, it's critical to realize that one-fourth to one-third of the Muslim community in America are (sic) black ... and to separate justice for Muslims from
justices for the black community is to erase the realities of the plurality of our community


Justices for the black community!
Realities of the plurality of our community!

I see now why he duplicated a hashtag for his "essay". It was his only realistic option for completing the application.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 04, 2017 07:26 PM (yL25O)

261 My conjecture, for the reasons you cited: it's an error in development and differentiation. I suspect it's deficieint sensitivity or exposure to testosterone in utero for males, or vice versa for females.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 04, 2017 07:25 PM (SRKgf)

So a testosterone shot could fix it? if you could differentiate male/female early enough?

Hmmmm..... gay lobby would HATE that...

Posted by: Don Q at April 04, 2017 07:27 PM (NgKpN)

262 When a passenger ship was sinking, and it was time to get into the lifeboats, what did they always say? Women and children first. Not enough lifeboats for everybody? Too bad. That is the way it has to be. Sometimes being male means getting the short end of the stick.

And who was most despised? A man who put on a dress and tried to blend in with the women, to get on a lifeboat.

You're not a woman, buttercup. Stand here, and listen to the band play, and wait for the inevitable, with the rest of the guys.


=====
Yep. You can hop over the railing and swim for it like me, or you can try to take my wife's seat. At which point, there's nothing stopping me from ending you.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 04, 2017 07:27 PM (d20MQ)

263 That 1 in 5 thing is as real as the college rape rates, Ace. Its total fantasy land shit.
Posted by: Gaff at April 04, 2017 06:32 PM (Zq87K)

No, it's not sadly. Buddy of mine and I crashed at a friend of mine's house for a chess tournament. My friend's kids thought that was really strange and gay. Someone predicted this and it appears to be true that normal male relationships end up being viewed as homosexual as society condones homosexuality. The way his kids talk about things in HS, it is running rampant with the alphabet madness.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at April 04, 2017 07:27 PM (J70i0)

264
The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.
The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog
The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog
The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog
The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog
The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 04, 2017 07:27 PM (kTF2Z)

265 Ziad got into Stanford based on all the stuff he's done - see here for more than his HuffPo bio: https://www.everipedia.com/ziad-ahmed/.

The BLM essay was a publicity stunt. Given his connections w/Hillary, UN, TED, founding several organizations and a freaking consulting company, etc. there's no way he would have been rejected.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 04, 2017 07:27 PM (NOIQH)

266 >>GAMERA!!!
Posted by: Little Japanese boy at April 04, 2017 07:09 PM (IqV8l)

... is filled with meat!
We've been eating Gamera!
Shell!
Teeth!
Eyes!
Flames!
Claws!
Breath!
Scales!
Fun!!

Posted by: Astronaut Achmed at April 04, 2017 07:28 PM (XZGD9)

267 250 - I have pasted then retyped content or maybe 1/2 to fool pixy. I always mark where it is from. On the other site I go its a big issue to copy stuff and not post its origin

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2017 07:28 PM (GPaiX)

268 @JusticeWillett

The en banc 7th Circuit held today that Title VII covers employment-discrim. claims based on sexual orientation.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/mlznx8j

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 04, 2017 07:28 PM (rUIbB)

269 and strangely enough... the effeminate gay affectations... the mannerism? seem to cross cultural boundaries... because an African Gay, Malaysian Gay, Japanese Gay, and American or European Gay MAN... often (not always) have the exact same mannerisms...
Posted by: Don Q at April 04, 2017 07:22 PM (NgKpN)

+++

How about the lisp? I fuckin love the lisp.

Posted by: washrivergal at April 04, 2017 07:29 PM (Ivjge)

270 Posted by: Don Q at April 04, 2017 07:22 PM (NgKpN)

I think that's definitely possible, but it would probably be in small numbers that it would happen.

So I had a twin brother that was lost. I am firmly a girl, I love men, but I have some 'maleish' traits. I am great at math/science, a great driver (=P), great with directions, tall and VERY competitive. I have always wondered if that's due to my twin and being exposed to extra testosterone in the womb.

Hormones and stress definitely play a factor in development so it's perfectly reasonable that causes being gay in some cases, but I do think there is coaching too.

Posted by: atomicplaygirl (Gab: atomicplaygirl) at April 04, 2017 07:29 PM (Gim9y)

271 ace> Elizabeth Warren retweeted that, adding "This boy is Heap Big Cunning Warrior. He make good scout for tribe."

Why I frequent the HQ.

Posted by: Golfman at April 04, 2017 07:29 PM (48QDY)

272 So can anyone blame companies for looking for H-1b's if the colleges are in this condition?
Posted by: random lurker commenter at April 04, 2017 06:35 PM (+tRIN)

You really don't need a college degree to be a programmer and if you get the guys at these companies in private, they'll tell you the same thing.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at April 04, 2017 07:29 PM (J70i0)

273

oh yes?

oh my yes

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at April 04, 2017 07:30 PM (osJCJ)

274 Posted by: atomicplaygirl (Gab: atomicplaygirl) at April 04, 2017 07:17 PM (Gim9y)



The trannies who want to use women's bathrooms are not gay. They're men attracted to women who get off on being seen as a woman by women.


The dangerous thing about people thinking trans are gay, (the vast majority aren't) is that gay men in a woman's rest room/locker room/dressing room isn't a big threat, is it?

But a man attracted to women with a paraphilia (fetish) for women seeing him as a woman and who also has another paraphilia (paraphilias come in packages) in a woman's rest room etc, who is in there BECAUSE it arouses him is not at all safe, is it?

Trans have sexual fetishes. A very few have a Gender Identity Disorder (GID) and those are gay effeminant men, and those ARE NOT THE ONES DEMANDING entry into ladies' rooms. The ones with the fetish are.

Posted by: dagny at April 04, 2017 07:31 PM (Mc+44)

275 Frickin' hilarious.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 04, 2017 07:31 PM (mgCYE)

276 Watch me build this clock. Can you say scholarship?

Posted by: Zaid Clockmed at April 04, 2017 07:31 PM (48QDY)

277 >>oh yes?

>>oh my yes

Wanna a cigarette?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 04, 2017 07:31 PM (/tuJf)

278 http://www.mindfulwebworks.com/art-of/
ace-of-spades-blog-commenters-survival-guide

Tips from an morning moron.


Posted by: Tool at April 04, 2017 07:31 PM (FhXTo)

279 and strangely enough... the effeminate gay affectations... the mannerism? seem to cross cultural boundaries... because an African Gay, Malaysian Gay, Japanese Gay, and American or European Gay MAN... often (not always) have the exact same mannerisms...

Posted by: Don Q at April 04, 2017 07:22 PM (NgKpN) fnord (NgKpN)


The following is really bad, unsupported science:

Some animals can actually change genders depending on their environment. It is within the realm of possibility that humans could at least change hormonal balance enough to affect behavior, via some unknown mechanism.

Mind you, hormone or hormone-antagonist abuse is probably more likely.

One of the classes of heart medicines in wide use is also used for "transitioning" from male to female because it's a testosterone antagonist. Gives men moobs.

The human metabolism is a complex freaking mess, and the second you think you know how something works, some other idiot chemical or mechanism pops its pin head up and starts mucking with everything.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 04, 2017 07:32 PM (wB8Tg)

280 So where is the betting pool on when this guy shows up as the Democratic nominee for President?

Posted by: Paul at April 04, 2017 07:32 PM (H7dia)

281 So can anyone blame companies for looking for H-1b's if the colleges are in this condition?

Posted by: random lurker commenter

====

Or are the colleges in this condition because of companies who scrape the bottom of the barrel for these "college educated" H1bs?

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at April 04, 2017 07:32 PM (osJCJ)

282 Posted by: atomicplaygirl (Gab: atomicplaygirl) at April 04, 2017 07:29 PM (Gim9y)

My Son is very Heterosexual...

His Twin, my Daughter, was a Lesbian before she committed suicide three years ago...

Believe me, I've looked at this issue....

Posted by: Don Q at April 04, 2017 07:32 PM (NgKpN)

283 >>>>When a passenger ship was sinking, and it was time to get into the
lifeboats, what did they always say? Women and children first. Not
enough lifeboats for everybody? Too bad. That is the way it has to be.
Sometimes being male means getting the short end of the stick.<<<<<

To stand an' be still to the Birken'ead drill is a damn tough bullet to chew....

https://tinyurl.com/jw5avvf

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at April 04, 2017 07:33 PM (x3uSY)

284 The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog

If you weren't timed on this on an IBM Selectric, get off my lawn.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 04, 2017 07:33 PM (kTF2Z)

285 I am firmly a girl, I love men, but I have some 'maleish' traits. I am great at math/science, a great driver (=P), great with directions, tall and VERY competitive. I

Posted by: atomicplaygirl (Gab: atomicplaygirl) at April 04, 2017 07:29 PM (Gim9y)

Interesting. Are you....a ginger?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 04, 2017 07:33 PM (VRsLi)

286 BANANA PUDDING!
BANANA PUDDING!
BANANA PUDDING!

Posted by: Weasel at April 04, 2017 07:33 PM (Sfs6o)

287
Wanna a cigarette?

Posted by: JackStraw
===

I was trying to lisp.

Have we learned NOTHING from My Fair Lady?

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at April 04, 2017 07:33 PM (osJCJ)

288 Damn. I should have been 1.5th.

Posted by: Golfman at April 04, 2017 07:33 PM (48QDY)

289 Grounds keepers and maids part-time for room and board.

Posted by: Infidel at April 04, 2017 07:10 PM (uKRys)

8 classes/year. 15:1 student:faculty ratio.
2,000 students requires 31 classrooms, not including labs.
I figure any reasonable office building in a corporate park will work. They can find housing on their own. It's not a fvcking country club,.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 04, 2017 07:34 PM (rF0hx)

290 So I had a twin brother that was lost. I am firmly a girl, I love men, but I have some 'maleish' traits. I am great at math/science, a great driver (=P), great with directions, tall and VERY competitive.

Posted by: atomicplaygirl (Gab: atomicplaygirl) at April 04, 2017 07:29 PM (Gim9y) fnord (Gim9y)


(gulp)

Ummm... let's race!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 04, 2017 07:34 PM (wB8Tg)

291 The dangerous thing about people thinking trans are gay, (the vast majority aren't) is that gay men in a woman's rest room/locker room/dressing room isn't a big threat, is it?

But a man attracted to women with a paraphilia (fetish) for women seeing him as a woman and who also has another paraphilia (paraphilias come in packages) in a woman's rest room etc, who is in there BECAUSE it arouses him is not at all safe, is it?



I'm a neanderthal. You got twig & berries and you wanna go off into the restroom my wife is using? Sorry. Fight club time.
I don't give a fuck about your reasons or feelings.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 04, 2017 07:34 PM (d20MQ)

292 Wow, gwb pushing back against Trump budget cuts on cnn "breaking" chyron. Did he ever criticize anything Obama did?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 04, 2017 07:35 PM (7dpmG)

293 stupider and stupider


The Left's New Plan to Take Down the GOP -- Mispronounce "Republican"

This realization of the GOP's superiority in their control of the semantic battlefield is where Waldman argues the Democrats should begin to fight back with fierce opposition and coordination. "Liberals" she argues, "must choose one epithet and employ it at every opportunity." Dismissing lame puns such as "Republicants" and "Republicons," Waldman believes that true victory can be found in undermining Republican naming conventions in the form of deliberately mispronouncing their name. Some suggestions by Waldman include calling the GOP the "GOB," or calling Republicans "Republicanists" instead. Waldman also greatly enjoyed the prospect of mislabeling the GOP as the "Publican Party", as it brought up the "delightful prospect of a Pelican Party, which would scoop all Americans into its capacious beak..."


the daily wire

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 04, 2017 07:35 PM (0mz2+)

294 You mean George "Medicare Part D ubya" Bush?

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at April 04, 2017 07:36 PM (osJCJ)

295 Winston Churchill once opined that he preferred Italian cruise ships because they didn't believe in that "women and children first" nonsense.

Posted by: eastofsuez at April 04, 2017 07:36 PM (oKO0e)

296 Posted by: dagny at April 04, 2017 07:31 PM (Mc+44)

Agreed. I was just dealing with the gay aspect of the discussion. Trans is something different.


Posted by: Don Q at April 04, 2017 07:32 PM (NgKpN)

I am SO sorry to hear that; I had no idea. =( *hugs* to you.

Posted by: atomicplaygirl (Gab: atomicplaygirl) at April 04, 2017 07:36 PM (Gim9y)

297 I haven't seen a person blow their own margins so hard since I dated that chick from the Cirque do Soliel.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 04, 2017 07:36 PM (xEjFe)

298 and strangely enough... the effeminate gay affectations... the mannerism? seem to cross cultural boundaries... because an African Gay, Malaysian Gay, Japanese Gay, and American or European Gay MAN... often (not always) have the exact same mannerisms...
Posted by: Don Q at April 04, 2017 07:22 PM (NgKpN)



And what's more, the same interests, and they so often parallel those of women. How many men have the slightest interest in fashion, interior decorating, hairdressing, that sort of thing?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 04, 2017 07:36 PM (SRKgf)

299 So can anyone blame companies for looking for H-1b's if the colleges are in this condition?
Posted by: random lurker commenter at April 04, 2017 06:35 PM (+tRIN)

Yup....good point.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 04, 2017 07:36 PM (5VlCp)

300 The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog

If you weren't timed on this on an IBM Selectric, get off my lawn.
Posted by: Duke Lowell



Timed on it, yes. Passed the class? No. LOL
Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 04, 2017 07:37 PM (d20MQ)

301 I am firmly a girl, I love men, but I have some 'maleish' traits. I
am great at math/science, a great driver (=P), great with directions,
tall and VERY competitive.



Posted by: atomicplaygirl

===

Where the hell were you when I was ... 28.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at April 04, 2017 07:37 PM (osJCJ)

302 208 When a passenger ship was sinking, and it was time to get into the lifeboats, what did they always say? Women and children first. Not enough lifeboats for everybody? Too bad. That is the way it has to be. Sometimes being male means getting the short end of the stick.

And who was most despised? A man who put on a dress and tried to blend in with the women, to get on a lifeboat.

You're not a woman, buttercup. Stand here, and listen to the band play, and wait for the inevitable, with the rest of the guys.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 04, 2017 07:15 PM (QHjhx)


The thing is, that "tradition" was pretty much only seen in the British Empire. There have been many shipwrecks over the years where the crew just shoved the passengers aside and took the lifeboats for themselves.

But tell me again about "white privilege".

Posted by: rickl at April 04, 2017 07:38 PM (sdi6R)

303 196
How much would it cost to start a REAL university?

I'll educate any kid for $59.95

Posted by: Professor Earl Scheib at April 04, 2017 07:11 PM (IqV8l)


I'll throw in a set of Ginsu knives!

Posted by: Ron Popeil at April 04, 2017 07:38 PM (nIGPZ)

304 He is going to paint a horrible painting of him next.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 04, 2017 07:38 PM (7dpmG)

305 Bruce/ Kaitlyn Jenner said he was still attracted to women.

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2017 07:38 PM (GPaiX)

306 The Left's New Plan to Take Down the GOP -- Mispronounce "Republican"




More insane ramblings from the Ass Party.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 04, 2017 07:38 PM (d20MQ)

307 Re: 283. Soldier and Sailor, too.

Posted by: eastofsuez at April 04, 2017 07:39 PM (oKO0e)

308 8 classes/year. 15:1 student:faculty ratio.
2,000 students requires 31 classrooms, not including labs.
I figure any reasonable office building in a corporate park will work. They can find housing on their own. It's not a fvcking country club,.

--------------------------

Yeah, the problem now is that dorms are better places to live than your standard apartment. You leave college and your standard of living drops. It makes more sense to have dorm live be spartan to urge on that sense of getting out and moving on up.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at April 04, 2017 07:39 PM (J70i0)

309 Royal. Manual.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 04, 2017 07:36 PM (eeTCA)

---------------

*Gets off Hammer's lawn*

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 04, 2017 07:39 PM (kTF2Z)

310 Republicannibal !

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 04, 2017 07:39 PM (IqV8l)

311 Wow, gwb pushing back against Trump budget cuts on cnn "breaking" chyron. Did he ever criticize anything Obama did?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 04, 2017 07:35 PM (7dpmG)


I supported him as CiC and president, but he and his whole family can and should STFU and STFD.


So sick of the Bushes. ALL of them. Freaking wanna be American "royalty."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 04, 2017 07:39 PM (PY9jH)

312 I work in live entertainment and talk to a lot of people on the phone. Yesterday, I almost asked a man about his partner; a bit later, he mentioned his wife. That's when I realized that at this point, I assume every man I'm talking to is gay.

Is every man I talk to gay? No. Are the majority gay? Probably not. But I've been so gay conditioned that I don't even think of the possibility of them being straight anymore.

Sad really.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at April 04, 2017 07:40 PM (FkAXz)

313 My essay was also just three words, repeated ... not at all.

"Eat more 'possum."

I got into the Rocky Pudpounder School of truck-Driving Small Poker Bets.

Posted by: Steamboat McGoo at April 04, 2017 07:40 PM (M6etg)

314 this is not a comment

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 04, 2017 07:40 PM (LWu6U)

315 I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes"
I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes"
I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes"
I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes"
I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes"
I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes"
I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes"
I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes"
I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes"
I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes"
I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes"
I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes"

/BartSimpson

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at April 04, 2017 07:41 PM (osJCJ)

316 Yup....good point.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 04, 2017 07:36 PM (5VlCp)

Nah, because let's face it, these companies could actually train programmers. The problem is they've created a no-loyalty environment that means people jump ship at the slightest better opportunity.

How many people would sign up for a chance to take training as some big tech firm and if you make it through you get a job? They could even charge, let's say $5-$10K for a six month intensive course.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at April 04, 2017 07:42 PM (J70i0)

317 If you weren't timed on this on an IBM Selectric, get off my lawn.
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Timed on it, yes. Passed the class? No. LOL
Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 04, 2017 07:37 PM (d20MQ)

I had a typing class in 7th grade. The teacher was an old battleaxe who would stand next to you while you typed to watch your form and fingers and she would stick her area above her vjayjay right up close to your eyeballs while doing it. This part of her stuck out like 6 inches from her waist and I never could figure out what she had in there.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 04, 2017 07:42 PM (5VlCp)

318 Eat Mor Chikin

Posted by: Cow at April 04, 2017 07:42 PM (IqV8l)

319 Ahw- W - please , you are killing any respect I had for you.

That group hug with Mooch must have chilled your nuts.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 04, 2017 07:42 PM (dEFp1)

320 >>>>The thing is, that "tradition" was pretty much only seen in the British
Empire. There have been many shipwrecks over the years where the crew
just shoved the passengers aside and took the lifeboats for themselves.
<<<<

That's where that "Raft of the Medusa" painting came from.

And the Pogues song;

https://tinyurl.com/pjk7l6p

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at April 04, 2017 07:42 PM (x3uSY)

321 Oh gosh, Don Q, condolences.

As a parent I can't think of anything worse.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at April 04, 2017 07:43 PM (gIRsn)

322 NOOD

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 04, 2017 07:43 PM (kTF2Z)

323 So sick of the Bushes. ALL of them. Freaking wanna be American "royalty."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 04, 2017 07:39 PM (PY9jH)

The Bushes are Democrats with different tax and foreign policy preferences.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at April 04, 2017 07:43 PM (J70i0)

324 I work in live entertainment and talk to a lot of
people on the phone.

Posted by: shibumi, who requires a cute kitty story stat! at April 04, 2017 07:40 PM (FkAXz)

Um....Well....

Nope.

Won't say it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 04, 2017 07:43 PM (rF0hx)

325 Is he related to clock boy?

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 04, 2017 07:44 PM (CNHr1)

326 317- probably a Colt Walker

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2017 07:44 PM (GPaiX)

327 The Left's New Plan to Take Down the GOP -- Mispronounce "Republican"

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 04, 2017 07:35 PM (0mz2+) fnord (0mz2+)


That's not a new plan, they've been acting like 12-year-olds for decades.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 04, 2017 07:44 PM (wB8Tg)

328 317- probably a Colt Walker
Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2017 07:44 PM (GPaiX)

Hahaha...yup. She was so old she probably bought it new.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 04, 2017 07:46 PM (5VlCp)

329 So a testosterone shot could fix it? if you could differentiate male/female early enough?

Hmmmm..... gay lobby would HATE that...
Posted by: Don Q at April 04, 2017 07:27 PM (NgKpN)



I dunno. It is a conjecture, but could be made into a hypothesis by experiments such as those you suggest.

IIRC, all fetuses start out female, but some differentiate into males in utero. That no doubt takes place under control of one or more hormones, presumably including testosterone first and foremost, so if either the intrauterine testesterone concentration or the fetus's sensitivity to testesterone is off (either high or low) it's easy to see how an error in differentiation could arise.

Note that this would also explain why the error does not get plucked from the gene pool; it's not a genetic defect strictly speaking. If the (perhaps genetically programmed) intrauterine testesterone concentration wobbles one way, and the (perhaps genetically programmed) sensitivity of the fetus's testesterone receptors the same way, voila! Either a homosexual or, alternatively, a hypermasculine or hyperfeminine baby results, depending.

I'm talking out of my ass here, but formulating conjectures to explain observations is kinda in the blood.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 04, 2017 07:49 PM (SRKgf)

330 My typing teacher was an idiot. I figured out her quiz schedule and would type the text before the quiz started. I could only type by looking at the keyboard. She was a real stickler for that during the quiz, but never made sure we had inserted a blank sheet to start.

The hardest part was looking ahead and "typing" without adding any errors during the quiz. space-backspace.... over and over

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 04, 2017 07:53 PM (LWu6U)

331 There were a small group of us that used to hang out when I first moved here; one guy was Asian, made some new friends in class, they were mostly Asian gay males.

Any of them Star Trek fans?

Posted by: George Takei at April 04, 2017 07:54 PM (vRcUp)

332 Dang, and I only pulled magna cum laude for my masterwork, "Towards a transformative ethics of SICK MUSCLE PUMPS, BONG RIPS AND 360 NO SCOPES BRAH."

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at April 04, 2017 07:55 PM (vF/2D)

333 Scientology OT Level II largely consists of repeating sets of phrases over and over again, to audit out the engrams.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 04, 2017 07:57 PM (vRcUp)

334 "Wow, gwb pushing back against Trump budget cuts on cnn 'breaking' chyron. Did he ever criticize anything Obama did?"

Eight years of discreet silence. Please clap.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 04, 2017 07:57 PM (noWW6)

335 Interesting. Are you....a ginger? Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 04, 2017 07:33 PM (VRsLi)

LOLI am usually blonde, but I just dyed my hair red yesterday. =P More like dark copper.


****

(gulp)

Ummm... let's race! Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 04, 2017 07:34 PM (wB8Tg)

Just say when! ;-)


Posted by: atomicplaygirl (Gab: atomicplaygirl) at April 04, 2017 07:59 PM (Gim9y)

336 I must, I must, I MUST INCREASE MY BUST!
I must, I must, I MUST INCREASE MY BUST!
I must, I must, I MUST INCREASE MY BUST!
I must, I must, I MUST INCREASE MY BUST!

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at April 04, 2017 07:59 PM (vRcUp)

337 Eat Mor Chikin

Posted by: Cow at April 04, 2017 07:42 PM (IqV8l)

Moo.

Posted by: Candy Crowley at April 04, 2017 08:00 PM (HgMAr)

338 I'm a neanderthal. You got twig berries and you wanna go off into the restroom my wife is using? Sorry. Fight club time.
I don't give a fuck about your reasons or feelings.Posted by: rickb223 at April 04, 2017 07:34 PM (d20MQ)


Well, that's awesome, but I have to assume you don't go everywhere with your wife. That's why making people get that trannies aren't effeminant gay men is impt.

Posted by: dagny at April 04, 2017 08:03 PM (Mc+44)

339 289 Grounds keepers and maids part-time for room and board.

Posted by: Infidel at April 04, 2017 07:10 PM (uKRys)

8 classes/year. 15:1 student:faculty ratio.
2,000 students requires 31 classrooms, not including labs.
I figure any reasonable office building in a corporate park will work. They can find housing on their own. It's not a fvcking country club,.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 04, 2017 07:34 PM (rF0hx)



Lots of shopping malls around the country are almost empty. Lots of space, plenty of parking, easy access, and usually close to major roads.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 04, 2017 08:05 PM (1JnAL)

340 Where the hell were you when I was ... 28.
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at April 04, 2017 07:37 PM (osJCJ)

Ha! Aren't we all perpetually 29? At least I'm trying to peddle that, because Ace leads by such fine example. =) I did get carded recently. hehe Shocked the checker when she saw my licence!

In all seriousness, it was super difficult to find a long term BF, because add insecurity and fear of loss (my dad died when I was 12) to the above traits. Took some time to adequately work through those two. I am at peace (mostly) with who I am now, so just glad for the journey I have had.

Posted by: atomicplaygirl (Gab: atomicplaygirl) at April 04, 2017 08:09 PM (Gim9y)

341 The thing is, that "tradition" was pretty much only seen in the British Empire. There have been many shipwrecks over the years where the crew just shoved the passengers aside and took the lifeboats for themselves.

But tell me again about "white privilege".
Posted by: rickl at April 04, 2017 07:38 PM (sdi6R)


I forgot how long ago it happened, but there was a cruise ship that was foundering somewhere around South Africa in a bad storm. The entire crew abandoned ship, the only crew left were the Australian, Kiwi, US, Canadian, Brit and German crewmembers that were just entertainers. They coordinated the rescue with the South African government, and the last man off the ship was the Cruise Director. That's right, the guy in charge of entertainment was the last to leave the ship, about 3 minutes before it capsized.

The captain? First man off the ship, didn't have any passengers with him, and none of the crew took any passengers with them when they abandoned ship. Needless to say, that Greek bastard was charged by the South African government.

The MTS Oceanos
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MTS_Oceanos

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 04, 2017 08:17 PM (1JnAL)

342 lock her up.repeat 200 times.

Posted by: vivi at April 04, 2017 08:20 PM (11H2y)

343 "Based on anecdotal data: Kids today are being coached and even 'groomed'
to be gay by cultural forces and intentional institutional programming."

Which is why so many of us used to declare that we did NOT want gays in our schools indoctrinating our children. And we were called bigots. And now an entire generation is "gender-fucked". And I bet the usual suspects simply squeee in their pants at the thought.

See, THIS is what fucking happens when you back down from something righteous because you are called a bigot/racist/privileged/whatever. THIS.

PC dies, or we do.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 04, 2017 08:24 PM (S2VsH)

344 Which is why so many of us used to declare that we did NOT want gays in our schools indoctrinating our children. And we were called bigots.


To zeroth order, anything the Reds defend is pernicious. The more vigorously they defend it, the more pernicious it is.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 04, 2017 08:28 PM (SRKgf)

345 >>>Some animals can actually change genders depending on their environment. It is within the realm of possibility that humans could at least change hormonal balance enough to affect behavior, via some unknown mechanism.

there's a mechanism called epigenetics. While DNA can't be changed, gene sequences in your DNA can be switched on or off depending on, for example, chemical exposures in the womb. This is basically a fine-tuning back door to the rule against inheriting some trait which is not itself genetic.

This field is in its infancy and I don't think people know how much can be transmitted by epigenetic action but it is a plausible (for the moment) pathway.

Posted by: ace at April 04, 2017 08:35 PM (8rNrN)

346 This is getting picked up all over the place. Missing is that the kid is BFF's with Huma and the Clinton's. Ergo his Muslim parents are loaded as in very,very wealthy.
The Clinton's never help poor people, do they ?
Kid is also involved with a ton of leftist orgs. Attended Princeton Day School.
Hardly an inner city high school or Charter.
What do you bet one parent is in Academia and they are about as representative of the 'average Muslim" as Heussein Obola was of the average blackc family.
Kid also got admitted to a couple of other Ivy's.
What is epic is that the libs as The Farm are not happy with this idiocy at all.
They are already very sensitive that Stanfors is not all that diverse, it's mostly kids of the global elite and a few truly poorer kids with off the charts IQ.
Walk thorough the campus and 95% of the darker skinned students are Indian, Asian, African and Latin. Very few are black Americans, even including athletes.
Then add the fact that he is not black, you get the mocking of BLM and the issues around cultural appropriation, of course excused because he knows the Clintons.
Hope Stanford rescinds the offer.

Posted by: standfast24 at April 04, 2017 08:40 PM (PNFIr)

347 Late to the thread. Have also heard that the BLM Movement has closed their meetings to, get this, non-black people.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 04, 2017 09:05 PM (JO9+V)

348 We should challenge SJWs to lay out the protocols, and then encourage them to play bridge. Which "disadvantaged" group or class trumps the others?

It would be fun to watch the feeding frenzy.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 04, 2017 09:14 PM (tHwdc)

349 I was an undergrad at Stanford in the early 80's and Lefties were doing sit-ins and protests yelling "Hey, Hey, Ho, Ho, Western Civ has got to go!"

Two quarters of a Western Civilization track were required for graduation at that time; it was done away with soon after I graduated.

Posted by: ShainS at April 04, 2017 10:00 PM (ZcAbN)

350 "Kids today are being coached and even "groomed" to be gay by cultural forces and intentional institutional programming.
This will all work out well, I'm sure."

Google on "Walter Breen". He was the husband of fairly major science fiction and fantasy writer Marion Zimmer Bradley. Both were homosexual/bisexual/whatever. Breen asserted that homosexuaity was normal, and tried to mold their own children, and others they had access to, into homosexuality. Bradley was deeply complicit in this practice. Between them they molested dozens of children, over several decades.

My prediction: the following doctrine will be put forward, and may even become "law" (that is, rules handed down by bureaucrats, not actual law enacted by a democratically elected legislature).

Every child has a right to full development of his or her sexuality, so that the child learns how to practice and enjoy sexual activity as a youth and adult. For this to happen, the child must know and understand what his or her true sexual desires are. A child cannot know what his or her true sexual desires are without experiencing all possible expressions of sexuality. Many children are bullied by bigots and prudes into repressing sexual feelings that fall into disapproved categories: for example, homosexuality. It is oppressive to the child to allow such bullying to prevent the child discovering his or her true desires. For instance, some people repress homosexual feelings, and form heterosexual marriages and have children - but are unhappy in those relationships, which often are broken up when the person discovers his or her true sexual orientation.

Therefore: Every child should be required to participate in homosexual acts to to find out if that's what the child really wants.

This is insane, but the twisted logic above will be asserted soon. I fear.


Posted by: Rich Rostrom at April 04, 2017 10:37 PM (YkV15)

351 A Heat Street commenter pointed out that the kid's tweet was dated April 1st. Also, in my day (granted it was the early 1980s and I didn't apply to Stanford), college decisions were NOT mailed at the beginning of April, it was more like mid-April as I recall. Bottom line: maybe this is an elaborate prank!?!?

Posted by: rjm319 at April 04, 2017 11:23 PM (yuQmd)

352 Maybe someone should check with Stanford?!?

Posted by: rjm319 at April 04, 2017 11:24 PM (yuQmd)

353 Having read a book on the former one child policy in China, I have to wonder if the logic is as follows:

Save planet->Fewer Emissions
Fewer Emissions->Fewer human babies.
More gay couples->fewer straight couples->fewer human beings.

Certainly we seem to live in a society where human babies are considered liabilities, not assets.

This may come back to bite us. According to the book I read, it is very hard to flip the fertility switch back on once it's off. For all the policy in China has been repealed, most couples still only have one child. The programming took hold too well.

Posted by: Brian Pendell at April 05, 2017 09:36 AM (Mx0T1)

354 What else should I be
All apologies
What else should I say
Everyone is gay
- Kurt Cobain

He kinda nailed it 25 years ago.

Posted by: The Exile at April 05, 2017 09:20 PM (1Fexx)

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