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Saturday Overnight Open Thread (4/1/17) CDR-M Less Edition
We all know what Bill Clinton is up to this month, don't we? April-National Internship Awareness Month
The homosexual lobby has certainly f*cked up the meaning of words and symbols. Adios Gilbert Baker.
Just remember Congressman, for every action there is an equal reaction. Be careful for what you wish for you foul asshole.
I always preferred chocolate milk as a child. The problem is that it comes out white.
PETA Says Milk is a ‘Symbol of White Supremacy’
Hey Joe, where ya going with that
The University of Alaska-Fairbanks is planning to construct a new building in the shape of a vagina. Administrators at the University of Wisconsin-Superior are selling drugs out of a new campus meth lab in a scheme to lower tuition rates. Parking authority personnel near Rutgers University will start throwing grenades at drivers who park in the wrong location. Don’t believe me? Good instinct. These stories were all part of college newspapers’ satirical April Fools’ Day editions —and they all caught the critical attention of school administrators
Modern Art? Pretty much shit.
“Mining is not an appropriate way to reduce poverty and inequality in this country,” said Ivan Morales, country director for the charity Oxfam in El Salvador, according to DW. “It would only exacerbate the social conflict and level of water contamination we already have.”
Cameras shouldn't be allowed in Wal-Mart. Or should they?
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: phoenixgirl..spring training at April 01, 2017 09:51 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: phoenixgirl..spring training at April 01, 2017 09:52 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Subterranean JT at April 01, 2017 09:52 PM (qG0hz)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 01, 2017 09:52 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 01, 2017 09:53 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 01, 2017 09:53 PM (DMUuz)
Liberals are pathetically humorless.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 01, 2017 09:54 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 01, 2017 09:56 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 01, 2017 09:56 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: ibguy at April 01, 2017 09:57 PM (vUcdz)
From her friend Roni today:
"I really enjoyed my day today, spending quality time with Joyce. We shopped, we ate lunch, we chatted, we played a game. Joyce is certainly improving in her ability to carry on a conversation and is moving better and better each time I see her. Each day with Joyce is a special day for me.
Can't wait until next time!"
Please continue praying for Joyce to find a path to healing.
Posted by: ibguy at April 01, 2017 09:57 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 01, 2017 09:58 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 01, 2017 09:56 PM (tHwdc)
I'm not sure
There should be 48 hours in a weekend day.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 01, 2017 09:59 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: bluebell at April 01, 2017 10:01 PM (RZA9I)
I could've been that idiot that can't tell you if it's going to rain tomorrow or not, but nope. I'm not him.l
Posted by: Jimmy Carter at April 01, 2017 10:02 PM (GJ4W8)
Simple and efficient. But, I'm a sales guy, so this may not work for all.
Posted by: Flyboy at April 01, 2017 10:03 PM (IVWoz)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 01, 2017 09:59 PM (voOPb)
I agree. And someone should get that dog a flea collar.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 01, 2017 10:03 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 01, 2017 10:04 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: Mrs JTB at April 01, 2017 10:04 PM (V+03K)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 01, 2017 10:04 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 01, 2017 09:56 PM (tHwdc)
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wasn't that the one that almost got ONT's banned?
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 01, 2017 10:05 PM (OrxbI)
I bet it was only a day before Clinton.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2017 10:06 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: The name... is Dalton at April 01, 2017 10:06 PM (GJ4W8)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 01, 2017 09:53 PM (IqV8l)
Even if I could be 21 again, I wouldn't want to be it in El Salvador.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 01, 2017 10:06 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
After the post election play dough therapy, cry ins, and cocoa you already know. The dead wood needs to be drastically cut at our state universities.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 01, 2017 10:06 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 01, 2017 10:07 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 01, 2017 10:07 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 01, 2017 10:08 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 01, 2017 10:05 PM (OrxbI)
***
Memorial Day isn't quite here yet...
Posted by: The name... is Dalton at April 01, 2017 10:08 PM (GJ4W8)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Bang co-eds, vacation on The Caymens, and pull in 6 figure salaries?
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 01, 2017 10:09 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 01, 2017 10:09 PM (uOV2W)
heaven forfend people actually make a real living, and create an economy... what would Oxfam do with its time then?
these scumbags perpetuate problems, just to keep themselves employed.
stand them all up against a wall and do the world a favor.
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 01, 2017 10:09 PM (OrxbI)
Posted by: logprof, sports tard at April 01, 2017 10:09 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 01, 2017 10:10 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at April 01, 2017 10:10 PM (Nwg0u)
Simple and efficient. But, I'm a sales guy, so this may not work for all.
Posted by: Flyboy at April 01, 2017 10:03 PM (IVWoz)
I generally don't like people. So I have that going for me.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 01, 2017 10:10 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: logprof, sports tard at April 01, 2017 10:10 PM (GsAUU)
They could wear blue to commemorate National Intern Awareness Month.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at April 01, 2017 10:12 PM (Co0D0)
Posted by: ibguy at April 01, 2017 09:57 PM (vUcdz)
--You got it.
Sending positive vibes your way!
April Fool!
I don't do that shit.
Posted by: logprof, sports tard at April 01, 2017 10:12 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 01, 2017 10:13 PM (bQxkN)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 01, 2017 10:10 PM (voOPb)
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Well, that can really throw a wrench in the approach I described.
Posted by: Flyboy at April 01, 2017 10:13 PM (IVWoz)
Posted by: monica at April 01, 2017 10:13 PM (6FqZa)
However, I hitched my wagon to a guy who is supremely social. Everywhere we go he talks to everyone, and they talk back. You'd think after 40 years of watching how it works I would have figured it out. I guess I'm just slow.
Posted by: Lily (formerly from HotAir now from AoSHQ) assassin in the night at April 01, 2017 10:13 PM (vfC/C)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at April 01, 2017 10:14 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Mrs JTB at April 01, 2017 10:04 PM (V+03K)
--Oh shit. Reaching out to fam there right now.
Posted by: logprof, sports tard at April 01, 2017 10:15 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 01, 2017 10:10 PM (6FqZa)
Well, I rediscovered Brian Eno and Roxy Music, deconstructed the Lord's Prayer, and gave myself a mani-pedi. Now I'm drinking a rum and coke. So all in all, not bad. How was yours?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 01, 2017 10:15 PM (tHwdc)
Given the backwards ass nature of El Salvador, I am certain that not allowing them to mine anything is probably the safest course of action at this time.
Probably need to take away their motor vehicles and firearms until proper safety training has been implemented as well.
Posted by: Skunky Choom at April 01, 2017 10:15 PM (u/p7K)
She wasn't afraid of anything. She would let you feed her, but when it came to brass tacks she would come at my dog or me with all four paws and didn't care till blood was drawn. After awhile she got used to us but even still she would get in her fighting stance when she felt uncomfortable. Like a kamikaze, she was ready to go down as long as she got her pound of flesh. Vicious mother when she decided to be.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 01, 2017 10:16 PM (5VlCp)
https://youtu.be/gG2sLpr5U38
Posted by: Kindltot at April 01, 2017 10:17 PM (0hI48)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 01, 2017 10:18 PM (uOV2W)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 01, 2017 10:10 PM (voOPb)
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Well, that can really throw a wrench in the approach I described.
Posted by: Flyboy at April 01, 2017 10:13 PM (IVWoz)
My father was a salesman. A very good one. Those traits did not reach me. I'm alright one on one. But, a group? Ugh something I really don't want to do.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 01, 2017 10:18 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 01, 2017 10:18 PM (DlT8P)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 01, 2017 10:19 PM (+wjl1)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 01, 2017 10:19 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 01, 2017 10:19 PM (OrxbI)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at April 01, 2017 10:19 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 01, 2017 10:19 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 01, 2017 10:16 PM (5VlCp)<<<
Phrasing.
Posted by: Sterling Archer at April 01, 2017 10:20 PM (Co0D0)
Apparently the Syriac translation of the Lord's Prayer and (more so) the Beatitudes rhyme. This gave parts of the New Testament a rhetorical force that it never (directly) had in Greek The Syriac translator must have been a genius. No wonder Christianity spread like wildfire in the Syriac-speaking world.
And then, well... the Muslims got into it and used the trick for their own dogma...
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 01, 2017 10:20 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 01, 2017 10:18 PM (DlT8P
The following questions come to mind.
You asked for a phone number
You didn't ask for a phone number
You were offered a phone number
You weren't offered a phone number
You were approached by a dimwit
You were approached by a genius
Rant away
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 01, 2017 10:20 PM (voOPb)
PDT is going to be good for MSNBC, and in fact, all the MFM outlets.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 01, 2017 10:20 PM (U6f54)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 01, 2017 10:18 PM (DlT8P)
God help us all. I cried myself to sleep last night.
NONONONONO!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 01, 2017 10:20 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Mrs JTB at April 01, 2017 10:04 PM (V+03K)
--Oh shit. Reaching out to fam there right now.
Posted by: logprof, sports tard at April 01, 2017 10:15 PM (GsAUU)
***
IIRC,
They were spotted in the area of your family
And CDR-M, now that I think about it.
I know my Sis & her kids are safe, but one was spotted within blocks of her house.
Posted by: The name... is Dalton at April 01, 2017 10:21 PM (GJ4W8)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 01, 2017 10:20 PM (6FqZa)
OK, I fold - you win!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 01, 2017 10:21 PM (tHwdc)
Doubt the Oxfam dumbass recognizes that the mass exodus only prolongs the things he thinks are problems. As it has for Mexico for a generation now.
It's to the point that anyone even mentioning "compassion", much less making it their central theme, has to be assumed to be an illiterate vandal doing immense damage - unless proven otherwise.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 01, 2017 10:21 PM (+wjl1)
make of that what you will.
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 01, 2017 10:19 PM (OrxbI)
Can you use them in chili?
Asking for a Moron in Florida
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 01, 2017 10:22 PM (voOPb)
That was very hard to read. I *hate* those situations. Like a wedding your girlfriend is in so you can't just leave.
Posted by: t-bird at April 01, 2017 10:22 PM (kCDOM)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Bang co-eds, vacation on The Caymens, and pull in 6 figure salaries?
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 01, 2017 10:09 PM (pY+s4)
Ain't that the truth.
Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at April 01, 2017 10:22 PM (nQHrn)
I spent the day reading outside, working out, and stuffing myself with pizza and watching Archer season 7. Tomorrow is Scandi-fest down on campus and studying for my finance midterm. How is everyone else doing?
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 01, 2017 10:22 PM (Tnhbr)
been improved by the introduction of Muslims. One poster had a great
answer: Gitmo.
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Potter's Fields everywhere?
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 01, 2017 10:23 PM (OrxbI)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Bang co-eds, vacation on The Caymens, and pull in 6 figure salaries?
Do they have a jobs board? Because that matches my interests.
Posted by: t-bird at April 01, 2017 10:23 PM (9Q5BJ)
Posted by: t-bird at April 01, 2017 10:22 PM (kCDOM)
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Find another guy just like you and get drunk with him. Easy peazey.
Posted by: Flyboy at April 01, 2017 10:23 PM (IVWoz)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 01, 2017 10:24 PM (0hI48)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 01, 2017 10:24 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 01, 2017 10:18 PM (DlT8P)
God help us all. I cried myself to sleep last night.
NONONONONO!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 01, 2017 10:20 PM (tHwdc)<<<
Less successful -- 'Rons/'Ettes dating or ace putting up shelving? Discuss!
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at April 01, 2017 10:24 PM (Co0D0)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at April 01, 2017 10:10 PM (Nwg0u)
--LMAO.
Although that response has prompted me to think outside the box, I still can't come up with an addition to the list.
Posted by: logprof, sports tard at April 01, 2017 10:24 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at April 01, 2017 10:24 PM (nQHrn)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 01, 2017 10:25 PM (OrxbI)
Given the backwards ass nature of El Salvador, I am certain that not allowing them to mine anything is probably the safest course of action at this time.
Probably need to take away their motor vehicles and firearms until proper safety training has been implemented as well.
Posted by: Skunky Choom at April 01, 2017 10:15 PM (u/p7K)
--Alas, keeping them the fuck out of America is not on the list of libtard desires.
Posted by: logprof, sports tard at April 01, 2017 10:26 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: logprof, sports tard at April 01, 2017 10:24 PM (GsAUU)
I have an idea or 2.
But........
Discretion being the better part of remaining a Cob.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 01, 2017 10:26 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at April 01, 2017 10:24 PM (Co0D0)
At least the 'Rons or 'Ettes dating know how to screw.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 01, 2017 10:27 PM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 01, 2017 10:22 PM (Tnhbr
Will there be female snowbillies at the festival on campus?
Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at April 01, 2017 10:27 PM (nQHrn)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 01, 2017 10:22 PM (Tnhbr)
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Please let me know if I can help you with real world answers to your finance stuff. It's kinda my thing. Link in nic.
Posted by: Flyboy at April 01, 2017 10:27 PM (IVWoz)
Space and the exploration thereof came immediately to mind, but then I realized NASA was full of shit.
Posted by: t-bird at April 01, 2017 10:27 PM (/wWB4)
Pupusas are great. Used to eat them quite a bit years ago, in the early days of the salvadorization of NoVa simple steak, black beans, pupusa, beer - for not much $.
Have only seen pupusas once in SoCal (though I haven't checked in the greater LA area, which probably has plenty, since it has just about everything/everyone in the ethnic eating department).
Posted by: rhomboid at April 01, 2017 10:28 PM (+wjl1)
Posted by: ibguy at April 01, 2017 10:28 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 01, 2017 10:18 PM (DlT8P)
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No! I'm tired of every ONT turning into a whinefest/bitchfest.
Unless it involves you doing something unseemly with a celebrity at the Chateau Marmont, then yes.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 01, 2017 10:28 PM (PhYV5)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at April 01, 2017 10:10 PM (Nwg0u)
A goat porn set.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 01, 2017 10:28 PM (zc3Db)
This message was received from independence leader Adam Selene of the Luna colony via the colony's HOLMES IV system.
http://politicalhat.com/?p=13185
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 01, 2017 10:29 PM (vBeA5)
I'm assuming the rows are photoshopped as well.
And aren't all trannies misshapen?
Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at April 01, 2017 10:30 PM (nQHrn)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 01, 2017 10:22 PM (Tnhbr)
I took my GF to the clinic for her strep throat and mowed lawns. It took 2 hours in the waiting room for her to have 10 minutes worth of temperature and throat swab. She slept and I read.
Hey, I have an observation: I just moved from a job I despised to one that is sort of fun, and I don't want to sulk at home evenings as much.
Who'd'a thought?
Posted by: Kindltot at April 01, 2017 10:30 PM (0hI48)
It might be one of ace's movie review-length posts that most morons would actually bother to read.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 01, 2017 10:31 PM (+wjl1)
-
Take a man to a convenience store and buy him a sandwich and he'll eat for a day. Give him a concealed weapon and a list of convenience stores and he'll eat forever.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at April 01, 2017 10:32 PM (Nwg0u)
PETA Says Milk is a 'Symbol of White Supremacy'
Milk: It Does A White Supremacy Good?
http://preview.tinyurl.com/lvayqe8
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 01, 2017 10:32 PM (vBeA5)
Apparently the Syriac translation of the Lord's Prayer and (more so) the Beatitudes rhyme. This gave parts of the New Testament a rhetorical force that it never (directly) had in Greek The Syriac translator must have been a genius. No wonder Christianity spread like wildfire in the Syriac-speaking world.
And then, well... the Muslims got into it and used the trick for their own dogma...
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 01, 2017 10:20 PM (6FqZa)
--In the prior thread I mentioned successive generations increasingly fucking up the legacy of the patriarch. In a cultural sense, Islam did the same to Judaism and Christianity.
Even as we speak, we're eating our seed corn supporting those useless Islamic fucks.
Posted by: logprof, sports tard at April 01, 2017 10:33 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at April 01, 2017 10:27 PM (nQHrn)
I doubt it. Although apparently the school does get quite a few Scandi exchange students.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 01, 2017 10:33 PM (Tnhbr)
I was about to go batshit an hour or so ago. El-cheap under-the-counter fluorescent light. It was blinking and annoyed me. I looked and sure enough, I had some of the little dinky F8T5 tubes. Damn fixtures are so cheap, it makes me sick. The little sockets are a bitch, because they're so cheaply made.
I get the old tube, one of two out, and I hear some plastic break. It was the el-cheapo starters. The damned cheap plastic had become so brittle, due to heat and or light so close that it just shattered.
I'd say well shit. And I even had a couple of new starters. I go to try to take the old one out. Well, long story, but the damned socket, some el-cheapo Chinese made thing, wouldn't let the starter come loose. It's supposed to be simple. Just push it in, turn it a quarter turn, and it comes out.
But no, it was stuck. At that point, I was in to it, because the starter was shattered and wouldn't work. So I had to take the damn fixture down.
I ended up having to destroy, completely, the starters, both of them, in order to get them out. The trouble was the el-cheapo Chinese sockets had a little catchy defect in the slots that would just catch the little posts and wouldn't let them turn out like it's supposed to.
Before it was over, I was about ready to go running through the woods naked and screaming. But I fixed the damn thing.
Somebody needs to go to jail for that, if not the electric chair. I guarantee you there's a Democrat somewhere who is ultimately responsible for it.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 01, 2017 10:33 PM (aKqWT)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at April 01, 2017 10:10 PM (Nwg0u)
--LMAO.
Although that response has prompted me to think outside the box, I still can't come up with an addition to the list.
Posted by: logprof, sports tard at April 01, 2017 10:24 PM (GsAUU)
Actually... they guy would be incorrect... before GITMO was a prison, it was where we did refresher training for the East Coast Naval Units...
Great Beaches... Cold Bear... great diving...
I really doubt its the same now... so sending Muslims there screwed the Navy out of that... thus... not better.
Posted by: Don Q. at April 01, 2017 10:33 PM (NgKpN)
haven't checked in the greater LA area, which probably has plenty, since
it has just about everything/everyone in the ethnic eating department).
Posted by: rhomboid at April 01, 2017 10:28 PM (+wjl1)
Look for a place that sells arepas, too. Very similar, very tasty.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 01, 2017 10:34 PM (0hI48)
Posted by: logprof, sports tard
WELL! What would Keith Ellison say about THAT?
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at April 01, 2017 10:34 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Flyboy at April 01, 2017 10:27 PM (IVWoz)
I thought you were emphatically *not* a finance guy?
Thanks, but I should be fine. It's mostly credit risk stuff, and that has made sense in class.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 01, 2017 10:35 PM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at April 01, 2017 10:32 PM (Nwg0u)
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Around here forever might be a day or two, as the convenience store owner is likely as not to ventilate him.
Posted by: Flyboy at April 01, 2017 10:35 PM (IVWoz)
I can see a Danish-themed scandi thing a bit north of you, closer to Solvang, but if there's one thing that your area doesn't remind me of in any way, it's anything scandinavian.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 01, 2017 10:36 PM (+wjl1)
There's one bit of Art that has a teddy bear's picnic disrupted by Isis plushies and I laffed out loud.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 01, 2017 10:36 PM (PhYV5)
There ya go
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 01, 2017 10:37 PM (6FqZa)
Unless it involves you doing something unseemly with a celebrity at the Chateau Marmont, then yes.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 01, 2017 10:28 PM (PhYV5
Define celebrity please.
Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at April 01, 2017 10:37 PM (nQHrn)
Posted by: Flyboy at April 01, 2017 10:03 PM (IVWoz)
I will use your exact method, except I will substitute "Hi, I'm Splunge. Say, that Trump fellow is doing a hell of a job, don't you think?" Should work.
Posted by: Splunge at April 01, 2017 10:37 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 01, 2017 10:36 PM (+wjl1)
I guess Thousand Oaks had a large Norwegian settler population at one point, and Cal Lutheran has ties to the scandi community.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 01, 2017 10:37 PM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: logprof, sports tard at April 01, 2017 10:38 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 01, 2017 10:38 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 01, 2017 10:38 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 01, 2017 10:38 PM (+wjl1)
The Art of Manliness has a good overview of making small talk.
http://www.artofmanliness.com/2012/08/22/how-to-make-small-talk/
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 01, 2017 10:39 PM (Tnhbr)
https://youtu.be/HADs8VE9Zhg
I still feel almost as young as I did then, but I'm actually old.
Posted by: logprof, sports tard at April 01, 2017 10:39 PM (GsAUU)
The sense, it is now made.
Didn't know about Norwegians in Thousand Oaks, though. That's a new one.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 01, 2017 10:40 PM (+wjl1)
Posted by: Mrs JTB at April 01, 2017 10:40 PM (V+03K)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 01, 2017 10:38 PM (6FqZa)
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Nah.
Uh, you wore protection, right?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 01, 2017 10:40 PM (PhYV5)
P.S. The semi-innocent Dindu Nuffin was wearing brass knuckles at the time.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at April 01, 2017 10:41 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Basement Cat at April 01, 2017 10:41 PM (3C9q2)
That means that we have some people that are willing to put in some time to do the research and take "sleepers" out from under me.
I love that!
I want a Fight!
*raises a beer to your REAL baseball teams*
-The Spring New Year is Here!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 01, 2017 10:41 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at April 01, 2017 10:27 PM (nQHrn)
I doubt it. Although apparently the school does get quite a few Scandi exchange students.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 01, 2017 10:33 PM (Tnhbr)
Fuckin' squareheads.
Posted by: Al Swearingen at April 01, 2017 10:41 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at April 01, 2017 10:41 PM (n3hky)
Thanks, but I should be fine. It's mostly credit risk stuff, and that has made sense in class.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 01, 2017 10:35 PM (Tnhbr)
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Not so much emphatically, but I do cross over, reluctantly now, with finance. This is not by my choice. I hate that crap and I like people. Both DQ me from that area as a full time gig.
Posted by: Flyboy at April 01, 2017 10:41 PM (AgdjP)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 01, 2017 10:38 PM (IqV8l)<<<
Not me. Cocsukah!!!
Posted by: Mr. Wu at April 01, 2017 10:41 PM (Co0D0)
electric chair. I guarantee you there's a Democrat somewhere who is
ultimately responsible for it.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 01, 2017 10:33 PM (aKqWT)
go to Lowe's or whatever hardware place and get the LED undercabinet strip lighting. The fittings are similar in size to the fluorescent set ups and they work much better.
I have some that I bought at the local hardware store and they install with two Phillips screws, and run off of 110 socket. If I had to wire it into an existing wall switch I could wire it in with a couple of crimp connectors, easier that replacing the wall switch.
I love mine, and they are the cheap slightly flickery type that strobe really fast movement. But, they are good for years, they don't need a warm up time, and work in the cold.
I'm not disagreeing with your conclusion about the freaking dims, by the way.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 01, 2017 10:41 PM (0hI48)
A great friend who is better at digging than I am is looking into it for me now.
If www.Vets4ChildRescue.org is legit I'm gonna have their back as best I can.
Say what you want but the story is at infowars. Alex had Craig Sawyer on. Highly decorated former seal among other agencies? Still getting info from military and other agencies?
My bro is on it.
If you're good at digging maybe you should be too?
Posted by: teej at April 01, 2017 10:42 PM (2fV9Y)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 01, 2017 10:42 PM (0mRoj)
There's one bit of Art that has a teddy bear's picnic disrupted by Isis plushies and I laffed out loud.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 01, 2017 10:36 PM (PhYV5)
https://youtu.be/PRWJcrRO0GM
Enjoy.
Posted by: Al Swearingen at April 01, 2017 10:43 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Flyboy at April 01, 2017 10:41 PM (AgdjP)
Yeah... the finance track is the my least favorite part of the course. I'm still not sure hedging doesn't involve animal sacrifices at some point.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 01, 2017 10:44 PM (Tnhbr)
SLAP! How the hell are you doin'?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 01, 2017 10:44 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 01, 2017 10:44 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at April 01, 2017 10:27 PM (nQHrn)
I doubt it. Although apparently the school does get quite a few Scandi exchange students.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 01, 2017 10:33 PM (Tnhbr)
Love a Scandi in braided pigtails. Norweign girlfriend in my latter years of college, alcoholic who loved to fight but other than that she rocked.
I'm pretty sure the braided pigtails, lingerie, and day of submission was her way of appologizing without ever having to say I'm sorry.
Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at April 01, 2017 10:44 PM (nQHrn)
It was the grandfather of the ventilated perp. He rolled out the dumbest and most obnoxious garbage one always hears in such a situation, that the perps were less heavily armed than the defender, so no need for the shootings, who was in more danger, etc etc.
Absurd. Hoping the grandfather gets swarmed with hostility for his idiocy. If there's one thing that needs to start, it's zero tolerance for the aggrieved/mourning/etc to make the world a worse and more dangerous place with their ignorance and idiocy - and get a pass because "compassion" for their situation. F**k that. These idiots cause damage, they need to be stomped on, humiliated, and shut down.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 01, 2017 10:44 PM (+wjl1)
Posted by: Basement Cat at April 01, 2017 10:41 PM (3C9q2)
It's or is it, its a mystery?
It's a mystery.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 01, 2017 10:45 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 01, 2017 10:45 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 01, 2017 10:28 PM (PhYV5)
***
Dear Penthouse,
So, I bumped into Kathy Ireland one day while stepping into the sauna...
Posted by: The name... is Dalton at April 01, 2017 10:46 PM (GJ4W8)
A great friend who is better at digging than I am is looking into it for me now.
If www.Vets4ChildRescue.org is legit I'm gonna have their back as best I can.
Say what you want but the story is at infowars. Alex had Craig
Sawyer on. Highly decorated former seal among other agencies? Still
getting info from military and other agencies?
My bro is on it.
If you're good at digging maybe you should be too?
Posted by: teej at April 01, 2017 10:42 PM (2fV9Y)
Excellent, teej! This b.s. needs to end under Trump's administration.
Sickos gotta be stopped.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 01, 2017 10:46 PM (tHwdc)
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You have to sign in because it is so figuratively (well, and literally) inyerface.
It's the man playing whack-a-pole with his metal weenis, right?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 01, 2017 10:46 PM (PhYV5)
Just flat-out substandard Chinese shit. Every single part in the things is a cheap piece of crap.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 01, 2017 10:46 PM (aKqWT)
Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at April 01, 2017 10:44 PM (nQHrn)
Love means never having to say you're sorry. Only "yes, master."
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 01, 2017 10:46 PM (Tnhbr)
https://www.youtube.com/user/JordanPetersonVideos
I found his non political lectures "Maps of Meaning" very interesting. I wish I would have watched lecture 3 (important part starts just after 1 hour mark) before I was married/divorced twice. It has great insights on relationships.
Posted by: OXY Moron at April 01, 2017 10:47 PM (hYjJg)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 01, 2017 10:44 PM (+wjl1)
Restorative justice. Homeowner restored them, dust to dust.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 01, 2017 10:47 PM (voOPb)
104 This takedown of modern art is very bracing.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 01, 2017 10:36 PM
I saw a an art exhibit of some braces on wax teeth back in 1972...it changed me.
Posted by: Joni Mitchell at April 01, 2017 10:48 PM (n3hky)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 01, 2017 10:48 PM (VdICR)
It's a mystery.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 01, 2017 10:45 PM (voOPb)
IT'S! IT'S! IT'S! IT'S a mystery!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 01, 2017 10:48 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 01, 2017 10:44 PM (Tnhbr)
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I took it in school in the 80s as part of a dual Marketing/Finance major. What I learned is not even recognizable now.
Posted by: Flyboy at April 01, 2017 10:48 PM (AgdjP)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 01, 2017 10:48 PM (tHwdc)
TITS! TITS! TITS! TITS! Not really a mystery.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 01, 2017 10:49 PM (0mRoj)
145 It's or is it, its a mystery?
It's a mystery.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 01, 2017 10:45 PM (voOPb)
IT'S! IT'S! IT'S! IT'S a mystery!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 01, 2017 10:48 PM (tHwdc)
I had it right, for the moment
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 01, 2017 10:49 PM (voOPb)
https://youtu.be/Fx6snU_IRSU
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 01, 2017 10:49 PM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 01, 2017 10:50 PM (VdICR)
Thanks.
Posted by: teej at April 01, 2017 10:50 PM (2fV9Y)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 01, 2017 10:50 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Flyboy at April 01, 2017 10:48 PM (AgdjP)
It's a quantitative economics masters program. The finance is an overview of the concepts, and then a focus on the stuff that relates to econometrics and economic theory.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 01, 2017 10:51 PM (Tnhbr)
I'm getting worried. Texted to all my peeps in Tidewater and no reply yet. Thaty can't *all* have been hot by a twister but still . . .
Posted by: logprof at April 01, 2017 10:51 PM (GsAUU)
https://youtu.be/WfBrmhAxDjY
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 01, 2017 10:48 PM (VdICR)
I reflexively follow every Manowar link now.
Thank you, Slapweasel. And Berserker.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 01, 2017 10:51 PM (tHwdc)
I'm feeling good. The Baseball Draft is 'Hope' and right next to giving gifts on Christmas for me!!!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 01, 2017 10:52 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: John Kerry at April 01, 2017 10:52 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 01, 2017 10:52 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at April 01, 2017 10:52 PM (smD62)
A great friend who is better at digging than I am is looking into it for me now.
If www.Vets4ChildRescue.org is legit I'm gonna have their back as best I can.
Say what you want but the story is at infowars. Alex had Craig Sawyer on. Highly decorated former seal among other agencies? Still getting info from military and other agencies?
My bro is on it.
If you're good at digging maybe you should be too?
Posted by: teej at April 01, 2017 10:42 PM (2fV9Y
Word! That was an I credible 90 minutes of raw and hard news radio today. What a great charity Craig Sawyer has started. The military and all the Ops men are pissed off and motivated.
This is the story of our lifetimes. It is the line that has been drawn in the sand.
I'm looking forward to tomorrow with Craig Sawyer on The 4-6 show with Alex.
People thought Alex Jones would back down and he was right to see the distraction that Comet Pizza was framed to be . That SOB hates and I mean hates pedophiles. And these people are pure evil doing evil shit that needs a light shown on them.
They screwed with the wrong man in Craig Sawyer. He is legit and has the juice in all the right places to see this through.
Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at April 01, 2017 10:53 PM (nQHrn)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 01, 2017 10:53 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 01, 2017 10:44 PM (6FqZa)
--Paul Joseph Watson's Youtube channel is all I go to, but it's good.
Posted by: logprof at April 01, 2017 10:54 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 01, 2017 10:49 PM (0mRoj)
Mine are. To you.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 01, 2017 10:54 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 01, 2017 10:49 PM (voOPb)
For two moments. You're OK, Mis. Hum.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 01, 2017 10:55 PM (tHwdc)
It's the man playing whack-a-pole with his metal weenis, right?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 01, 2017 10:46 PM (PhYV5)
--Which post are you referring to?
I forgot to doff a sock.
Posted by: logprof at April 01, 2017 10:55 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 01, 2017 10:46 PM (aKqWT)
New LED installations are inexpensive for what they do. If you want to go higher end you can get LED replacements for your fluorescent tubes that fit right in the light fittings with no other modification. Except they are a little brighter and whiter.
Buy higher end, the cheaper ones are kind of blue and do have a slight hesitation in coming on
I have a friend who built on the the back of her house and they blocked the window over her kitchen sink making that end of the kitchen gloomy and dark. I suggested she put in the LEDs in the now blind window and she also put in stained glass into the window. I love that sort of installation.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 01, 2017 10:55 PM (0hI48)
Art Carney, Art Bell, Art Garfunkel, Art Linkletter...
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at April 01, 2017 10:55 PM (Co0D0)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 01, 2017 10:49 PM (0mRoj)
Mine are. To you.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 01, 2017 10:54 PM (tHwdc)
All righty then.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 01, 2017 10:56 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 01, 2017 10:56 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 01, 2017 10:52 PM (6gk0M)
Much better, sweetie. Thanks for asking! And you?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 01, 2017 10:56 PM (tHwdc)
Glad it's finally Apr., we have Mesculn coming up in the garden. Too lazy to go back to the garden thread.
YEAH, spring is here!
Posted by: Farmer at April 01, 2017 10:56 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 01, 2017 10:57 PM (aKqWT)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 01, 2017 10:55 PM (tHwdc)
Woot woot
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 01, 2017 10:58 PM (voOPb)
The Peeps have sprung.
Easter means,
I can eat eggs again.
*takes a bow*
'Sup, M'Doon?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 01, 2017 10:58 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 01, 2017 10:59 PM (6gk0M)
......
They screwed with the wrong man in Craig Sawyer. He is legit and has the juice in all the right places to see this through.
Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at April 01, 2017 10:53 PM (nQHrn)
I've added him to my prayer list, and want to see those bastards DESTROYED in every way.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 01, 2017 10:59 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Basement Cat at April 01, 2017 11:00 PM (3C9q2)
A great friend who is better at digging than I am is looking into it for me now.
If www.Vets4ChildRescue.org is legit I'm gonna have their back as best I can.
Say what you want but the story is at infowars. Alex had Craig Sawyer on. Highly decorated former seal among other agencies? Still getting info from military and other agencies?
My bro is on it.
If you're good at digging maybe you should be too?
Posted by: teej at April 01, 2017 10:42 PM (2fV9Y)
The crowdscourcing site shut down the fund raising after an hour. They raised 50k in an hour and the scum bags sited that raising money to raise awareness via a independent docuseries on the raids taking place in the USA and Europe violated their terms and conditions.
Gofundme shut him down before he even submitted the entry from what he said.
These demonic fucksticks are terrified of people learning the truth. And they should be.
Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at April 01, 2017 11:00 PM (nQHrn)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 01, 2017 11:00 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 01, 2017 11:00 PM (6gk0M)
Thanks so much again for bringing this up earlier today!
I will be doing all I can to help those brothers out on this.
Posted by: teej at April 01, 2017 11:01 PM (2fV9Y)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 01, 2017 10:38 PM (IqV8l)
A tranny SJW who is now running for Congress
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 01, 2017 11:02 PM (vBeA5)
It's a mystery.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 01, 2017 10:45 PM (voOPb)
IT'S! IT'S! IT'S! IT'S a mystery!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 01, 2017 10:48 PM (tHwdc)
'TIS a mystery.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 01, 2017 11:02 PM (zc3Db)
Looks like I missed something. Can you give me the Reader's Digest version?
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 01, 2017 11:03 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 01, 2017 11:04 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 01, 2017 11:04 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 01, 2017 11:05 PM (TdMsT)
he just realized there is a box of Kaboom in the shopping cart.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 01, 2017 11:05 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 01, 2017 11:06 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at April 01, 2017 11:06 PM (rru1o)
That beautiful baby on the main page of the Wal-Mart pics page?
he just realized there is a box of Kaboom in the shopping cart.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 01, 2017 11:05 PM
Malt-O-Meal Kaboom
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 01, 2017 11:07 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 01, 2017 11:07 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 01, 2017 11:08 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 01, 2017 11:08 PM (tHwdc)
His take-down of modern "pop music" is even more epic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IP0wuwJBdMI
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 01, 2017 11:08 PM (vBeA5)
Thanks so much again for bringing this up earlier today!
I will be doing all I can to help those brothers out on this.
Posted by: teej at April 01, 2017 11:01 PM (2fV9Y
My pleasure. This is deeply entrenched institutionalized evil that needed to have a huge spotlight on it since forever and especially since the demons walked away from the Boys Town and Franklin Cover up Scandal.
I've been looking into this for about a dozen years, and there is without a doubt some Biblical level evil taking place that cannot be ignored anymore.
Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at April 01, 2017 11:09 PM (nQHrn)
Posted by: Basement Cat at April 01, 2017 11:00 PM (3C9q2)
--The Orange Quokka was a legit baseball player and was scouted back in the day.
There will be no fidgery with any ceremonial first pitches he does.
Posted by: logprof at April 01, 2017 11:09 PM (GsAUU)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/m9b3u4w
Posted by: gNewt at April 01, 2017 11:09 PM (uoaXf)
Posted by: logprof at April 01, 2017 11:10 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 01, 2017 09:58 PM (kP16F)
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So whatever happened to "gender-neutral" language?
-1 point
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 01, 2017 11:10 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 01, 2017 11:11 PM (IcT7t)
"Why, it only brings us grief!"
They knew this Wu was out for woe,
But Leftists are but very slow.
It will not bring us amity.
It is out for but calamity!
This Wu, the woe it is direct,
It claims it cannot get erect.
But woe, this Wu it is an owner.
It claims all; but to have no boner.
As Santa will but bring it coal,
It falls into the Mem'ry-Hole.
The Woe Wu wreaks has no effect.
The faithless fall but incorrect.
-Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 01, 2017 11:11 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 01, 2017 11:00
I meant Mesculun, greens that make a great salad.
Whatever are you talking about?
Posted by: Farmer at April 01, 2017 11:11 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 01, 2017 11:12 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 01, 2017 11:12 PM (6gk0M)
Blame it on the alcohol . . .
https://youtu.be/rfjtpp90lu8
Posted by: logprof at April 01, 2017 11:12 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 01, 2017 11:12 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: teej at April 01, 2017 11:13 PM (2fV9Y)
Posted by: logprof at April 01, 2017 11:14 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 01, 2017 11:14 PM (pY+s4)
I just watched eleven of my Buddies open Christmas presents; called The Slugfest Fantasy Baseball Draft of 2017.
We are one day away from Opening Day in Major League Baseball.
I'm walking on a little bit of Sunshine.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 01, 2017 11:14 PM (6gk0M)
Heh, in one of his texts back to me just a bit ago my "digging" friend asked me if he's ever lent me his book on the Franklin cover-up.
Posted by: teej
Gentle Ben?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 01, 2017 11:15 PM (IqV8l)
Looks like I missed something. Can you give me the Reader's Digest version?
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 01, 2017 11:03 PM (0mRoj
90 minutes broadcast about Pedogate, news stories, history, and Craig Sawyer and moving forward to tomorrow. I promise that this is one of the best broadcasts ever on this subject or any subject for that matter.
Enjoy and God Bless y'all!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=606T-rqodzw
Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at April 01, 2017 11:15 PM (nQHrn)
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 01, 2017 11:12 PM (pY+s4)
--Fucking non-rebounding Ducks.
Well, it would be even sweeter seeing asshole Roy Willliams losing at the last second two years in a row.
Go Zags.
Posted by: logprof at April 01, 2017 11:16 PM (GsAUU)
I was looking at the axe and shield video. Now that is some impressive stuff.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 01, 2017 11:16 PM (0hI48)
You folks don't need my BaseBoner knocking-over small automobiles.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 01, 2017 11:17 PM (6gk0M)
"Why, it only brings us grief!"
They knew this Wu was out for woe,
But Leftists are but very slow.
It will not bring us amity.
It is out for but calamity!
This Wu, the woe it is direct,
It claims it cannot get erect.
But woe, this Wu it is an owner.
It claims all; but to have no boner.
As Santa will but bring it coal,
It falls into the Mem'ry-Hole.
The Woe Wu wreaks has no effect.
The faithless fall but incorrect.
-Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 01, 2017 11:11 PM (6gk0M)
*fistbump*
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 01, 2017 11:17 PM (vBeA5)
No good without the musical accompaniment.
https://youtu.be/iPUmE-tne5U
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 01, 2017 11:17 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 01, 2017 11:18 PM (pY+s4)
Looks like I missed something. Can you give me the Reader's Digest version?
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 01, 2017 11:03 PM (0mRoj
90 minutes broadcast about Pedogate, news stories, history, and Craig Sawyer and moving forward to tomorrow. I promise that this is one of the best broadcasts ever on this subject or any subject for that matter.
Enjoy and God Bless y'all!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=606T-rqodzw
Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at April 01, 2017 11:15 PM (nQHrn)
I haven't followed the Pedogate story. Fact or fiction?
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 01, 2017 11:18 PM (TdMsT)
Thanks. I'll check it out.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 01, 2017 11:19 PM (0mRoj)
Still, GO ZAGS!!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 01, 2017 11:20 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: logprof at April 01, 2017 11:21 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: teej at April 01, 2017 11:13 PM (2fV9Y
It will sicken you and fill you with a righteous anger. The leaked documentary Conspiracy of Silence is on YouTube. Discovery Channel did a documentary on the Franklin Civerup and Boytown and was told they could not air it.
The only known copy surviving was mailed to John DeCamp, Nebraska Congressman and Vet who tried to expose it.
Must watch. Its not easy but it's necessary.
Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at April 01, 2017 11:21 PM (nQHrn)
They missed FOUR (!!!!!!!!!!!) free throws at the end of game, IN A ROW!
You needed ONE rebound for a shot at a miracle finish.
But no. You forgot to block. I think they teach that when you're about 5.
Unbelievable.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at April 01, 2017 11:21 PM (rru1o)
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at April 01, 2017 11:21 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 01, 2017 11:16 PM (0hI4
Yeah, some of his stuff is a bit controversial, but Roland does a lot of research and is able to back up his assertions with a lot of supporting evidence.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 01, 2017 11:22 PM (Tnhbr)
Two muslim cab drivers are arguing on the curb of of a middle eastern airport. It is loud, and unpleasant, and there's lots of drama, arm waving and insults. No blows are exchanged, but it is very overly dramatic.
A while later, a muslim cab driver gets into an argument with an American. There is much arm waving, insults and drama on the side of the muslim. The American hits him and knocks him out. The muslim is stunned, since he never even thought being physically hit was an option.
So... be careful what you wish for Imam Ellison. You might not like what you get.
Posted by: shibumi at April 01, 2017 11:23 PM (FkAXz)
Posted by: logprof at April 01, 2017 11:21 PM (GsAUU)
Tore up a Church near here in the Great Bridge area of Chesapeake.
Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at April 01, 2017 11:23 PM (6GTWP)
Still, GO ZAGS!!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 01, 2017 11:20 PM (pY+s4)
--Mark Few is a good man. Has been coach of Gonzaga for 18 years, not a climber.
The 'Heels winning would be dog-bites-man, but even so I have plenty of reasons to root for the Bulldogs.
Hmmmm, the Bulldogs winning would be man-bites-dog? Damn metaphors . . .
Posted by: logprof at April 01, 2017 11:24 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 01, 2017 11:25 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: logprof at April 01, 2017 11:25 PM (GsAUU)
Miley, i've got a little 'its and it's' story to tell.
it happened during our community's Big Read event, this year celebrating Emily Dickinson.
The local public library put together a small (20 poems) coloring book of Dickinson to use during readings, so that we could color. Really, it's a thing.
Four instances of the wrong "its" in that sucker. and turns out, they occurred in the original, in Dickinson's handwritten copies. So
what to do? what do you think? edit or leave intact?
Posted by: booknlass at April 01, 2017 11:26 PM (8mO0Q)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 01, 2017 11:26 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 01, 2017 11:28 PM (6gk0M)
MOVE EVERY ZAG FOR GREAT JUSTICE!
Posted by: logprof at April 01, 2017 11:29 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 01, 2017 11:18 PM (TdMsT
Fact. No doubt about it. Here is the link I posted to Insominiac with the epic 90 minute news involving Craig Sawyer and Alex Jones pledging to raise 10 million dollars to independently fund the docuseries/Cops like TV show of Special Ops and law enforcement raiding the targets in Europe and the USA. He goes into the history from the last 30 years, the blood and sex rituals, dozens of hard news.
The military is involved. They say they have never seen anything. And the courts have been blocking and thwarting all efforts to prosecute. So it's elites who are evil pedophiles and sadistic murders vs. Our mulitray.
Not a waste of time I promise. God Bless!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=606T-rqodzw
Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at April 01, 2017 11:30 PM (nQHrn)
Leave intact. It was the author's original writing. Even if the author was wrong in her usage, it's (see what I did there?) still her original dialogue. Don't change the original.
Posted by: Old Blue release the KrakenTrump at April 01, 2017 11:31 PM (FAo3p)
Posted by: teej at April 01, 2017 11:31 PM (2fV9Y)
poems) coloring book of Dickinson to use during readings, so that we
could color. Really, it's a thing.
Four instances of the wrong "its" in that sucker. and turns out,
they occurred in the original, in Dickinson's handwritten copies. So
what to do? what do you think? edit or leave intact?
Posted by: booknlass at April 01, 2017 11:26 PM (8mO0Q)
I think editing needs to be done by the author in this case - which of course, she cannot do. Leave as is and mock her.
j/k
To err is human, to defend it is bovine.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 01, 2017 11:32 PM (tHwdc)
Go Royals!!
Posted by: teej at April 01, 2017 11:33 PM (2fV9Y)
And man do I hope that apostrophe is correct."
-Posted by: teej at April 01, 2017 11:31 PM (2fV9Y)
*sniffs post*
...looks good from here.
-Back to you, Norm.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 01, 2017 11:34 PM (6gk0M)
Yep, by the Phillies, when he was still in high school. I'm a lifelong Phillies fan, wish they would break out of their recent string of deplorable seasons, would love to see DJT Make The Phightins Great Again.
Posted by: Basement Cat at April 01, 2017 11:35 PM (3C9q2)
"So, time's up?
And man do I hope that apostrophe is correct."
-Posted by: teej at April 01, 2017 11:31 PM (2fV9Y)
Oh baby, it's soooooooooooo right.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 01, 2017 11:35 PM (tHwdc)
Do you find yourself in social situations where you don't know anyone?
Get a death grip on the dispenser for the keg. Demand a "knock knock" joke from each person who wants a hit.
Sit on the cooler with the iced beers. Demand a "knock knock" joke from each person who wants another beer.
Chat up the heavier persons. You'll present a smaller target when someone begins shooting up the gathering because they have no breakthrough socialization strategy.
Go to the center of the room and loudly announce, "Hillary Clinton will never be President!" Step back and enjoy the donnybrook that you set in motion.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at April 01, 2017 11:36 PM (v1g1+)
what to do? what do you think? edit or leave intact?
Posted by: booknlass at April 01, 2017 11:26 PM (8mO0Q)
If you don't want to, or feel readers will complain even though you put a preface in saying this is pulled from Em's original manuscript, you can
1) correct it like her editor did
II) Mark each instance [sic]
b) draw a red wavy line under each instance just like in the original MS-Word document
iv - issue a blue pencil and a mailing label to Em's current location and let your patrons entertain themselves.
(ooh, apparently her current location is:
West Cemetery
Amherst
Hampshire County
Massachusetts, USA
Plot: Lot 53, Grave B)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 01, 2017 11:36 PM (0hI48)
It starts with the pitching staff and the bullpen. The coming-of-age of the offense plays into that nicely.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 01, 2017 11:36 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: t-bird at April 01, 2017 11:36 PM (NBHj5)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 01, 2017 11:38 PM (hVdx9)
--
Really?
Here's the trajectory of all Detroit teams:
We're going to win it all!
Early success
Mid season slump
We can still do it!
Limps to the finish line
If playoff eligible, dead after round one
Posted by: shibumi at April 01, 2017 11:38 PM (FkAXz)
Posted by: Old Blue release the KrakenTrump
And man do I hope that apostrophe is correct.
Posted by: teej
Leave as is and mock her.
j/k
posted by: Miley, the Duchess
lol, Teej!
The young librarian who had compiled the booklet told me that the license-grantor, Franklin I believe she said it was, had the itses as Dickinson wrote them, and that was good enough for her.
Thought it'were interesting. . .
Posted by: booknlass at April 01, 2017 11:38 PM (8mO0Q)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 01, 2017 11:25 PM (0mRoj)
Trademark infringement...
You'll be hearing from my lawyer...
Posted by: The Swedish Cher, who wants big bucks lig Big Bird got at April 01, 2017 11:39 PM (NgKpN)
Early success
Mid season slump
We can still do it!
Limps to the finish line
If playoff eligible, dead after round one
Sounds like Pittsburgh Dad's running commentary on the Buccos.
Posted by: Basement Cat at April 01, 2017 11:40 PM (3C9q2)
Velazquez, Nola and Eickhoff are all quality "sleepers".
I also like Odibel Herrera. While the pitchers have talent, he may be a bonafide STAR.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 01, 2017 11:41 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 01, 2017 11:08 PM (EZebt)
++++
Maybe that cuke is just too big for that pussy.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 01, 2017 11:41 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: The Swedish Sonny at April 01, 2017 11:41 PM (IqV8l)
He will return to posting once he is done driving back to Canada and helping friends.
Seriously, AOP and Osprey are good guys. They didn't end the night trying to choke me to death so they deserve some kind of award.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 01, 2017 11:42 PM (hVdx9)
Except for Georgia O'Keefe and that one who was a contemporary of Caravaggio (the name escpaes me), I don't care.
Posted by: logprof at April 01, 2017 11:42 PM (GsAUU)
Note- there actually was a Swedish Cher. One of those TV contests where you not only dress as the star, but sing like her. And this Swedish woman was awesome as Cher.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 01, 2017 11:42 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Otter at April 01, 2017 11:42 PM (LTHVh)
Cleveland is vulnerable. Detroit is not Cleveland. Think about that for just a moment.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 01, 2017 11:42 PM (6gk0M)
Heeng borng hurndy burndy gypsies, ing heeng borng borngy borngdy tramps!
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 01, 2017 11:43 PM (0mRoj)
"That waitress I picked up last night? Yeah, I bjorked her brains out!"
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 01, 2017 11:43 PM (hVdx9)
-Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 01, 2017 11:41 PM (R+30W)
Normally, I wouldn't scold such a....
Fuck it. I'm envious that I didn't type it.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 01, 2017 11:44 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Old Blue release the KrakenTrump at April 01, 2017 11:44 PM (FAo3p)
The Flynn thing is a honeypot to crash and burn in.
They are going to push the "Flynn has some dirt" story hard, and the "Flynn is going to turn on Trump" story hard, so much so that the public is going to demand that he be given immunity so he can BRING DOWN TRUMP.
And then he is going to go up and testify that he had jack shit to do with the Russians, and oh, by the way, first day I got on the job as NSA I looked up who was recording our shit and it was Clapper and all those Obama people, and guess what, you can't prosecute me for releasing that info because I got immunity, bitches!
Posted by: blaster at April 01, 2017 11:44 PM (HV1LS)
West Cemetery
Amherst
Hampshire County
Massachusetts, USA
Plot: Lot 53, Grave B)
Posted by: Kindltot
you went to a bit of trouble there, and I thank you for that. is she buried on the homesite, or nearby?
Posted by: booknlass at April 01, 2017 11:44 PM (8mO0Q)
Posted by: Basement Cat
Well I'm a Pittsburgh guy and it sure beats 20 seasons of being out of contention by June. GO BUCCOS!!
Frankly I'm giddy over the first golf major of the year, The Masters, starts Thursday. I'm weird like that.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 01, 2017 11:45 PM (pY+s4)
Cleveland is vulnerable. Detroit is not Cleveland. Think about that for just a moment
--
Apologies to everyone in Ohio, but Ohio is the less attractive state that Michigan takes to the bar to look hot.
Posted by: shibumi at April 01, 2017 11:45 PM (FkAXz)
They have improved the starting rotation though the loss of Ventura hurts in more ways than one. But it can't match Clevland's five.
The offense should be looking up.
They won't be hands down the best defense in baseball as in years past but still right up at the top.
Time will tell.
Posted by: teej at April 01, 2017 11:47 PM (2fV9Y)
Except for Georgia O'Keefe and that one...
who restored the painting of Christ in Spain...
What happens to all the women who are equally as demented as male artists can be? I know about Yoko, but where are the rest?
Posted by: t-bird at April 01, 2017 11:47 PM (kCDOM)
"That waitress I picked up last night? Yeah, I bjorked her brains out!"
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 01, 2017 11:43 PM (hVdx9)
I always think "birch" because that's what it is in Swedish, and that's where I was when I first heard of her.
Fun Fact about Bjork - she can't drive. Oh, she's tried, but she gave it up since she can't drive.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 01, 2017 11:47 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 01, 2017 11:47 PM (0mRoj)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/848204373226377220
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/848204474103496705
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/848204560393019393
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/848204647739392000
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/848204751548420097
Posted by: kbdabear at April 01, 2017 11:47 PM (AOrEZ)
Denver has been Hell for Pitching. Their outfield keeps getting better. They lost two good players and they have Five better-ones!
Gray is going to be good. For another team, probably...lol.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 01, 2017 11:48 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: logprof at April 01, 2017 11:49 PM (GsAUU)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/848204838760574976
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/848205041412579329
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/848205348699877376
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/848205729207132160
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/848205970954125312
Posted by: kbdabear at April 01, 2017 11:50 PM (AOrEZ)
-Posted by: shibumi at April 01, 2017 11:45 PM (FkAXz)
That's how it works. You call us "Pizza-Delivery Guys" and nobody calls you from the NFL.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 01, 2017 11:50 PM (6gk0M)
So, I wanted to get back into model railroading. Ordinarily I would have just started buying stuff. But for a number of reasons, that isn't a real good idea now, and my wife set some rules for me. And it worked out! I just scored a huge deal on a ton of stuff from CL. I waited, I had a trigger for when I could buy, and I had been watch this lot of stuff on CL and the guy just dropped the price again, so I am pretty happy. I was really itchy on the whole waiting thing, but it worked out.
Posted by: blaster at April 01, 2017 11:52 PM (HV1LS)
Heeng borng hurndy burndy gypsies, ing heeng borng borngy borngdy tramps!
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 01, 2017 11:43 PM (0mRoj)
Gypises Tramps and Chefs... we hear it from the people of the town they call us...
Posted by: The Swedish Cher, who wants big bucks lig Big Bird got at April 01, 2017 11:52 PM (NgKpN)
"That waitress I picked up last night? Yeah, I bjorked her brains out!"
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 01, 2017 11:43 PM (hVdx9)
I always think "birch" because that's what it is in Swedish, and that's where I was when I first heard of her.
Fun Fact about Bjork - she can't drive. Oh, she's tried, but she gave it up since she can't drive.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 01, 2017 11:47 PM (tHwdc)
++++
I always figured her name was pronounced similarly to the tennis player Bjorn Bork. If that Bj in his name has the a "be" sound, logic demands that it sounds the same way in her name.
Sometimes foreign languages don't comply with my logic demands.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 01, 2017 11:52 PM (R+30W)
--
And it's OK. We're the abused spouses of the professional sports world. we understand, and have just given up.
As long as the Red Wings win something every 15- 20 years, we're good.
/also, not calling means that you want us to try harder
Posted by: shibumi at April 01, 2017 11:53 PM (FkAXz)
They may have to trade McCutcheon this season and that may not be the "shame" it seems.
While he has diminished, he'll bring quality returns.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 01, 2017 11:53 PM (6gk0M)
Hey, I understand-- I have a soft spot for the Buccos because my best friend from college is from The Burgh and still lives there. I was really happy that the Pirates made it to the playoffs in 2013. Now if only the stinkin' Phils (which is what my dad always called them) would show some signs of life, the old Pennsylvania NL rivalry would be a real contest again.
Posted by: Basement Cat at April 01, 2017 11:53 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: blaster at April 01, 2017 11:55 PM (HV1LS)
Posted by: Tuna at April 01, 2017 11:55 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: booknlass at April 01, 2017 11:44 PM (8mO0Q)
I got it from www.findagrave.com
https://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg.cgi?page=grGRid=282
Posted by: Kindltot at April 01, 2017 11:55 PM (0hI48)
Posted by: blaster at April 01, 2017 11:56 PM (HV1LS)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 01, 2017 11:57 PM (WTSFk)
(Who was that Bad-Ass "Enforcer" they had to keep people off Yzerman's ass?)
I rooted like Hell for those teams, though. Was it Osgood in goal? It has been awhile since I watched any NHL.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 01, 2017 11:57 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: blaster at April 01, 2017 11:56 PM (HV1LS)
Near-jailbait with heavy weapons? What could be better?
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 01, 2017 11:58 PM (0mRoj)
"That waitress I picked up last night? Yeah, I bjorked her brains out!"
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 01, 2017 11:43 PM (hVdx9)
I always think "birch" because that's what it is in Swedish, and that's where I was when I first heard of her.
Fun Fact about Bjork - she can't drive. Oh, she's tried, but she gave it up since she can't drive.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 01, 2017 11:47 PM (tHwdc)
++++
I
always figured her name was pronounced similarly to the tennis player
Bjorn Bork. If that Bj in his name has the a "be" sound, logic demands
that it sounds the same way in her name.
Sometimes foreign languages don't comply with my logic demands.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous
****
IIRC the name is pronounced "byourk".
She was kind of cute, but was batsh*t crazy it seems.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 01, 2017 11:59 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 02, 2017 12:00 AM (kP16F)
Too many big contracts for sentimental reasons. I can think of three off the top of my head. You can't do that until the new, Outrageously Yuge television and radio contracts arrive.
Even then, they couldn't get anyone to take the contracts in-trade unless they paid for half of the contracts.
...and even then? Ryan Howard remained a Phillie.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 02, 2017 12:01 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 01, 2017 11:58 PM (0mRoj)
I know, right? Steampunk Nazis and Samurai swords and Mechas are just icing on the cake.
Posted by: blaster at April 02, 2017 12:01 AM (HV1LS)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 02, 2017 12:01 AM (kP16F)
I've seen pitchers that struggled at Coors Field go to other teams and do great. I can't say with any certainty, but I think a lot of that is mind set. There are pitchers that come into Coors Field, which is definitely a hitters park even with the big outfield, that can dominate. San Francisco *spit* comes to mind. A solid starting rotation, and a good bullpen are the perennial issues for the Rockies.
Another thing with the Rockies are injuries. Tulo before he was traded, and Story last year are evidence of that. Reynolds at first was great then got injured, Story as short on a roll for rookie of the year, Para in left field, it really cost us games.
Then you get Cargo and Nolan going hot, cold, hot cold and games that we should have won, we lose. Mostly the one run games when our closer comes out and gives up five runs in the bottom of the ninth.
Gray is going to be good. For another team, probably...lol
Same with Anderson.
Posted by: Old Blue release the KrakenTrump at April 02, 2017 12:02 AM (FAo3p)
-Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 02, 2017 12:01 AM (kP16F)
"I'll allow it."
-Some Judge, Somewhere.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 02, 2017 12:03 AM (6gk0M)
(Who was that Bad-Ass "Enforcer" they had to keep people off Yzerman's ass?)
--
Bob Probert. Died of a massive heart attack while boating in 2010. 45.
That was a fun era.
Before that we had a lot of Russians who were pretty skaters, but weak. Probert changed that.
Posted by: shibumi at April 02, 2017 12:04 AM (FkAXz)
Ordinarily I would have just started buying stuff. But for a number of
reasons, that isn't a real good idea now, and my wife set some rules for
me. And it worked out! I just scored a huge deal on a ton of stuff
from CL. I waited, I had a trigger for when I could buy, and I had been
watch this lot of stuff on CL and the guy just dropped the price again,
so I am pretty happy. I was really itchy on the whole waiting thing,
but it worked out.
Posted by: blaster"
Good for ya. I'd love to do that again as well but I'm so broke I can't even change my mind, and I got absolutely no space at all. Not even enough for a bookshelf layout in N scale....
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 02, 2017 12:05 AM (w+Jhj)
Once again, I missed a kick-ass movie thread. I gotta pay more attention to this place on the weekends.
In the meantime, I saw the trailer for "Ghost In The Shell" and frankly IMHO it looks terrible. ScarJo apparently has all the acting range of a soap carving.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 02, 2017 12:05 AM (qazQh)
You get it. And you know that I get it, as well.
Ubaldo Jimenez was a head-case before he came to Cleveland. Alex White couldn't pitch in Coors and Drew Pomeranz only really became successful after he left for Boston.
Yeah... I get it.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 02, 2017 12:08 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 02, 2017 12:09 AM (6FqZa)
That's the Guy! Thank You! Those were some fun teams to watch over about a three-year span.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 02, 2017 12:09 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 02, 2017 12:10 AM (qazQh)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 02, 2017 12:10 AM (0hI48)
thought I'd check in to see how that damned giraffe is doing. Yup.
Still pregnant, still walking around, eating, drinking and pooping.
Posted by: Tuna
****
Bitch ain't pregnant. She's bloated!
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 02, 2017 12:11 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 01, 2017 11:52 PM (R+30W)
"Byurk" is close enough.
The tennis player is tougher - "Byurn Bor[y] (you swallow the y sound)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 02, 2017 12:11 AM (tHwdc)
"I'll allow it."
-Some Judge, Somewhere.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 02, 2017 12:03 AM (6gk0M)
--Also, Michael Scott in "The Deposition" (One of the Top 10 Office episodes, no doubt)
Posted by: logprof at April 02, 2017 12:12 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 02, 2017 12:13 AM (WTSFk)
I'd much rather talk about the sport than my Draft Choices and their potential implications.
Thank You'z Guys!
...and seven women fans.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 02, 2017 12:13 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: qdpsteve"
She's also playing a character named Motoko Kusanagi and she's not Japanese.
And she's not an android. She's a Cyborg.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 02, 2017 12:13 AM (w+Jhj)
They traded Jorge De La Rosa to the Diamondbacks. He was kind of losing it as a lefty starter, but he would have been great at long relief. They probably just moved him to reduce salary. They also traded Daniel Descalso to the Diamondbacks, why, I don't know. The guy had a good bat and was a pretty good utility guy. The Rockies management are...inept.
Posted by: Old Blue release the KrakenTrump at April 02, 2017 12:14 AM (FAo3p)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 02, 2017 12:14 AM (qazQh)
Bill Maher argued that it appears that President Donald Trump “and his crime family” were “installed” by the Russians “to loot and destroy” the United States of America.
Maher is a member of the John Bjork Society.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 02, 2017 12:15 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 02, 2017 12:15 AM (IqV8l)
That's Janne Bjork.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 02, 2017 12:16 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: blaster at April 01, 2017 11:56 PM (HV1LS)
Not underrated movie: Donkey Punch
Posted by: Splunge at April 02, 2017 12:17 AM (iMxBJ)
In the meantime, I saw the trailer for "Ghost In The Shell" and frankly IMHO it looks terrible. ScarJo apparently has all the acting range of a soap carving.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 02, 2017 12:05 AM
Nice tits, though.
Posted by: otho at April 02, 2017 12:17 AM (lmIoG)
It's getting to be ri-g*ddamn-diculous.
Posted by: Baby April at April 02, 2017 12:18 AM (Tyii7)
Donald Trump 'and his crime family' were 'installed' by the Russians 'to
loot and destroy' the United States of America.
Maher is a member of the John Bjork Society.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 02, 2017 12:15 AM (IqV8l)
Look, the first rule of smear is to find something that is feared, and stick with it. This whole, first-this-then-that-and-now-another stuff is not productive.
and:
"project much?"
Posted by: Kindltot at April 02, 2017 12:18 AM (0hI48)
Posted by: Country Boy at April 02, 2017 12:19 AM (D2vc1)
my life has been so varied.
Posted by: booknlass at April 02, 2017 12:19 AM (8mO0Q)
They both probably think that they are "getting-over" on one-another when they are both pretty damned terrible.
At least you don't have to deal with Omar Minaya and "The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim of Orange County in the Kingdom of Idiocy".
...because if I were in charge of Any Other Team in the League, I wouldn't take their calls.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 02, 2017 12:19 AM (6gk0M)
crime family" were "installed" by the Russians "to loot and destroy" the
United States of America.
=====
And THEN they're going to steal all of the oil in the Middle East.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 02, 2017 12:20 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 02, 2017 12:13 AM (WTSFk)
Buddy, you forgot another exception to your rule.
Posted by: Pauly Shore at April 02, 2017 12:20 AM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at April 01, 2017 11:30 PM (nQHrn)
Thank you Pepe. I'll try to watch tomorrow.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at April 02, 2017 12:20 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Baby April at April 02, 2017 12:21 AM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 02, 2017 12:23 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: April's Baby Daddy at April 02, 2017 12:23 AM (iMxBJ)
I'd really like to write some disapproving letters to these liars. But I don't think they'll care.
How do we destroy the lying media?
Posted by: booknlass at April 02, 2017 12:23 AM (8mO0Q)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 01, 2017 11:52 PM (R+30W)
"Byurk" is close enough.
The tennis player is tougher - "Byurn Bor[y] (you swallow the y sound)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
*****
Umm yeah, not the swallowing type.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 02, 2017 12:24 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 02, 2017 12:24 AM (tHwdc)
===
I prayed for peace and strength for you today.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 02, 2017 12:25 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 02, 2017 12:24 AM (hVdx9)
You may pronounce it BORG. I understand.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 02, 2017 12:26 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 02, 2017 12:24 AM (tHwdc)
--Red state or Blue state?
Posted by: logprof at April 02, 2017 12:26 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: booknlass at April 02, 2017 12:23 AM (8mO0Q)
That's a question that has stymied some of the best minds in America.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 02, 2017 12:27 AM (tHwdc)
..I mean, I guess you've always been around and jovial the next day, but someone is going to have to talk to you at some point.
What The Fuck Just happened?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 02, 2017 12:28 AM (6gk0M)
Question for the Horde: ValuRite, or ammo?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
*****
I will say ammo. A loaded gun can get you ValuRite. So win-win.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 02, 2017 12:28 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: logprof at April 02, 2017 12:26 AM (GsAUU)
Good question. Virginia. About 25 miles northwest of DC.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 02, 2017 12:29 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: ibguy at April 02, 2017 12:29 AM (vUcdz)
Posted by: logprof at April 02, 2017 12:26 AM (GsAUU)
Good question. Virginia. About 25 miles northwest of DC.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 02, 2017 12:29 AM (tHwdc)
--Ammo.
Posted by: logprof at April 02, 2017 12:30 AM (GsAUU)
Four Rusted Horses
http://preview.tinyurl.com/zyze224
I feel disturbingly close to this song.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 02, 2017 12:30 AM (hVdx9)
Ok, that made me laugh like crazy. We should get together and have some beers.
Posted by: Old Blue release the KrakenTrump at April 02, 2017 12:32 AM (FAo3p)
-Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at April 01, 2017 11:47 PM (0mRoj)
I was caught-up in baseball, amigo. What does this even mean? Care to explain or just give me a call?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 02, 2017 12:32 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 02, 2017 12:28 AM (hVdx9)
I told Weasel I wasn't planning on robbing liquor stores.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 02, 2017 12:33 AM (tHwdc)
Or, I could just research what others have said about how to fight back against a dishonest media and find support in those others' writing.
that's prolly what I'll do.
Posted by: booknlass at April 02, 2017 12:33 AM (8mO0Q)
Posted by: gNewt at April 02, 2017 12:34 AM (uoaXf)
Insomniac?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 02, 2017 12:34 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: ibguy at April 02, 2017 12:29 AM (vUcdz)
--Ammo.
Posted by: logprof at April 02, 2017 12:30 AM (GsAUU)
OK, that's 2.5/3 for ammo. Thanks guys.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 02, 2017 12:35 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 02, 2017 12:36 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 02, 2017 12:38 AM (tHwdc)
i guess I could write about the distortion, overemphasis and shining on
the AP etc. do every day, but that becomes boring to the reader about
the third sentence.
Or, I could just research what others have said about how to fight
back against a dishonest media and find support in those others'
writing.
that's prolly what I'll do.
Posted by: booknlass at April 02, 2017 12:33 AM (8mO0Q)
Booknlass, you're a warrior princess!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 02, 2017 12:39 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 02, 2017 12:39 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 02, 2017 12:28 AM (hVdx9)
I told Weasel I wasn't planning on robbing liquor stores.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
****
Who said anything about robbing liquor stores? Besides, they have video cameras. You rob the people that come out after having bought ValuRite silly.
You rookies...
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 02, 2017 12:40 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 02, 2017 12:40 AM (6gk0M)
Besides, they have video cameras. You rob the people that come out after
having bought ValuRite silly.
You rookies...
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 02, 2017 12:40 AM (hVdx9)
<slaps self upside the head>
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 02, 2017 12:41 AM (tHwdc)
It's not how it used to be.
You've taken my life away.
Ruining everything.
--A parable for leftard progressivism.
Posted by: logprof at April 02, 2017 12:43 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: booknlass at April 02, 2017 12:23 AM (8mO0Q)
With extreme prejudice, by means of direct, aimed fire, with the help of a qualified spotter.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
p.s. 0600 alarm in the morn. Greetings AND hasta la nite nite, Horde!
Posted by: Jim at April 02, 2017 12:43 AM (v5iqM)
Just like that video, the cat is reserved, apprehensive and pissed while the dog just wants a friend.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 02, 2017 12:39 AM (6gk0M)
If I were that cat, I'd keep clear of that flea-ridden hound, too.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 02, 2017 12:43 AM (tHwdc)
Cosmic intersection.
Now I must get to bed, up early for
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 02, 2017 12:44 AM (ZO497)
I'm a thinker who's not too good at it. lol
but I keep looking for/ finding relief from the mental angst caused by this information manipulation storm we've all been weathering since 2015 in compulsive reading and furiously writing notes
Posted by: booknlass at April 02, 2017 12:44 AM (8mO0Q)
Posted by: gNewt at April 02, 2017 12:34 AM (uoaXf)
--LMAO.
DC weeps, America dances.
Posted by: logprof at April 02, 2017 12:44 AM (GsAUU)
Like, 99% of the time.
I have no idea what he goes through, so I am not about to pass judgment on his *hang-up* attitude, at times.
I DO know insomnia, however and what it means to be in constant pain because of my knees and neck.
If I don't sleep for three nights in-a-row, I don't post here. I made that mistake and it doesn't reflect-well upon my usual attitude.
I slept last night and the night before, which is unusual. I'm just a jovial, enlightened, creative goofball tonight.
...and I don't mind who calls me out on it!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 02, 2017 12:46 AM (6gk0M)
The cat is a red state kitteh having to live in a blue state. Just like my two kittehs.
Posted by: Basement Cat at April 02, 2017 12:46 AM (3C9q2)
Posted by: booknlass at April 02, 2017 12:47 AM (8mO0Q)
nation's capital into a recession. ... Not the nation but the nation's
capital. Hmmm, it looks like a swamp draining article.
Posted by: gNewt at April 02, 2017 12:34 AM (uoaXf)
--LMAO.
DC weeps, America Faps. Posted by: logprof
*****
I changed "dances" to faps as LogProf is too dignified (nothing wrong with that) to post such a thing.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 02, 2017 12:47 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: booknlass at April 02, 2017 12:23 AM (8mO0Q)
With extreme prejudice, by means of direct, aimed fire, with the help of a qualified spotter.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
p.s. 0600 alarm in the morn. Greetings AND hasta la nite nite, Horde!
Posted by: Jim at April 02, 2017 12:43 AM (v5iqM)
--Too gone, too soon, Jim.
Excellent comment.
"With extreme prejudice" is one of my favorite phrases in the English language, and I daresay any other language has a piss-poor translation.
Posted by: logprof at April 02, 2017 12:47 AM (GsAUU)
https://youtu.be/v7F8HjX0WB0
I bought an acoustic guitar this year, and I put some bronze strings on it today. And I have an open bottle of Blue Moon going for me, which is nice.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 02, 2017 12:47 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: logprof at April 02, 2017 12:44 AM (GsAUU)
Name that soundtrack!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 02, 2017 12:48 AM (tHwdc)
-Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 02, 2017 12:43 AM (tHwdc)
*HAH!*
*lifts leg to scratch scruff*
dig-dig-dig-dig-dig-dig-dig-dig-dig...
*sneezes*
*shakes head*
*looks confused*
*heads to corner*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 02, 2017 12:49 AM (6gk0M)
Cosmic intersection.
Now I must get to bed, up early for the Book Thread Church.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 02, 2017 12:44 AM (ZO497)
--My favorite George song, Beatles or solo:
https://youtu.be/pPuFDaPC5XM?list=RDpPuFDaPC5XM
Posted by: logprof at April 02, 2017 12:49 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: John Bjork Society at April 02, 2017 12:49 AM (pY+s4)
so, not sure if I am lazy or genius. made blueberry muffins but decided it was too much work to put them in the muffin pan. blueberry muffin bread! well, it turned out better than my muffins ever did.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 02, 2017 12:49 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 02, 2017 12:49 AM (6gk0M)
I know all about the Bjork.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY_Yf4zz-yo
Posted by: Swedish Chef at April 02, 2017 12:50 AM (hYjJg)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 02, 2017 12:50 AM (qazQh)
mental angst caused by this information manipulation storm we've all
been weathering since 2015 in compulsive reading and furiously writing
notes
Posted by: booknlass at April 02, 2017 12:44 AM (8mO0Q)
Turn to God, He's the only refuge and strength.
(((booknlass)))
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 02, 2017 12:50 AM (tHwdc)
-Posted by: yankeefifth at April 02, 2017 12:49 AM (cPsPa)
Usually "Baking" and "Cooking" are different things, but "Happy Accidents" in the Kitchen are Pure Magic.
-Bob Ross in a Kitchen
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 02, 2017 12:51 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 02, 2017 12:51 AM (6gk0M)
*****
I changed "dances" to faps as LogProf is too dignified (nothing wrong with that) to post such a thing.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 02, 2017 12:47 AM (hVdx9)
--
FIFY would have sufficed. Posted by: logprof at April 02, 2017 12:52 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: booknlass at April 02, 2017 12:52 AM (8mO0Q)
phrases in the English language, and I daresay any other language has a
piss-poor translation.
Posted by: logprof at April 02, 2017 12:47 AM (GsAUU)
I second that.
The only language I know well enough to try would be Swedish, and -<breaks into hysterical laughter>
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 02, 2017 12:53 AM (tHwdc)
-Bob Ross in a Kitchen
Posted by: Slapweasel
yeah, you usually do not get rewarded for messing with baking recipes. baking is a lot of fun and my success in baking is for the same reason as my success in marriage, I follow directions like a motherfucker.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 02, 2017 12:53 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: gNewt at April 02, 2017 12:54 AM (uoaXf)
Posted by: booknlass at April 02, 2017 12:54 AM (8mO0Q)
*heads to corner*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 02, 2017 12:49 AM (6gk0M)
<snaps on latex gloves and scritches Slap behind the ears>
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 02, 2017 12:54 AM (tHwdc)
-Posted by: yankeefifth at April 02, 2017 12:53 AM (cPsPa)
*HAH!*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 02, 2017 12:54 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 02, 2017 12:55 AM (6gk0M)
decided it was too much work to put them in the muffin pan. blueberry
muffin bread! well, it turned out better than my muffins ever did.
-Posted by: yankeefifth at April 02, 2017 12:49 AM (cPsPa)
Plus, you can toast it!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 02, 2017 12:56 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: booknlass at April 02, 2017 12:52 AM (8mO0Q)
--My favorite passage of that song.
Beautiful.
Posted by: logprof at April 02, 2017 12:56 AM (GsAUU)
Not as if he scratched a dog behind the ear that it...
-Fuck it.
The Dodgers have a great chance this year. They'll need to surpass the Mets, whose pitching staff is The Best in Baseball.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 02, 2017 12:57 AM (6gk0M)
"Unverzueglich Waffengewalt" is pretty good, too, especially when said with a strong guttural snarl.
Posted by: Basement Cat at April 02, 2017 12:58 AM (3C9q2)
i find that passage particularly transcendent.
Posted by: booknlass at April 02, 2017 12:58 AM (8mO0Q)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 02, 2017 12:58 AM (tHwdc)
-Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 02, 2017 12:56 AM (tHwdc)
Value Added, Sir.
Slice it and drop it in a toaster.
Rub butter on it and just let your tongue bathe in the joy.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 02, 2017 01:00 AM (6gk0M)
reason as my success in marriage, I follow directions like a
motherfucker.
-Posted by: yankeefifth at April 02, 2017 12:53 AM (cPsPa)
This should be the inscription for my upcoming book "Advice For Young Ladies."
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 02, 2017 01:00 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: booknlass at April 02, 2017 01:01 AM (8mO0Q)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 02, 2017 01:00 AM (6gk0M)
Would you inscribe this on my flyleaf?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 02, 2017 01:01 AM (tHwdc)
great George covers:
https://youtu.be/J7pDyONX_Bw
https://youtu.be/W_9o77JtNlM
Posted by: logprof at April 02, 2017 01:02 AM (GsAUU)
Because the Rockies are in the NL West, I hate the Dodgers and the Giants. Being as how this is not an even year, I don't think SF has a chance. I say the Dodgers win the division.
Posted by: Old Blue release the KrakenTrump at April 02, 2017 01:02 AM (FAo3p)
-Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 02, 2017 01:00 AM (tHwdc)
This will also be the inscription for my rebuttal tome:
"Perhaps Balls are Necessary", with an inscription from General Mattis.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 02, 2017 01:03 AM (6gk0M)
It's till the 1st of April in the United States and the Russian Foreign Ministry has made it one to remember.
Anyone attempting to phone the Russian Foreign Ministry received a message that no one but the American liberal-left could take seriously.
The message told callers: You have reached the Russian embassy, your call is very important to us. To arrange a call from a Russian diplomat to your political opponents, press one, to use the services of Russian hackers press two, to request election interference, press three and wait until the next election campaign. Please note that all calls...
theduran.com/ russian-foreign-ministry
trolls- cnn-on- april-fools/
Posted by: gNewt at April 02, 2017 01:03 AM (uoaXf)
-Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 02, 2017 01:01 AM (tHwdc)
If the Cleveland Indians win the Ameri...
Yes.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 02, 2017 01:04 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Old Blue release the KrakenTrump at April 02, 2017 01:04 AM (FAo3p)
"Perhaps Balls are Necessary", with an inscription from General Mattis.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 02, 2017 01:03 AM (6gk0M)
DUDE! We are not on opposite sides, here!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 02, 2017 01:05 AM (tHwdc)
i find that passage particularly transcendent.
Posted by: booknlass at April 02, 2017 12:58 AM (8mO0Q)
--Amen. Funny thing is, I only knew the Concrete Blonde cover for years. I heard that one first in my senior year of high school, when I was at my absolute lowest.
Posted by: logprof at April 02, 2017 01:05 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 02, 2017 01:05 AM (6gk0M)
gnewt, that's brilliant. hahahahahahaha. I can't believe I like the Russians more than some of my own fellow citizens.
Posted by: booknlass at April 02, 2017 01:06 AM (8mO0Q)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 02, 2017 01:04 AM (6gk0M)
<thinks, types, laughs, blushes, deletes, sighs>
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 02, 2017 01:07 AM (tHwdc)
it's all right
https://tinyurl.com/lrzrajl
Posted by: booknlass at April 02, 2017 01:01 AM (8mO0Q)
--Good. Very good.
Posted by: logprof at April 02, 2017 01:07 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 02, 2017 01:07 AM (6gk0M)
Unlike marriage, you can always toss a bad batch of muffins with little regret.
However, unlike baking, you don't have to try 15 separate tries to find a marriage that works.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 02, 2017 01:07 AM (0hI48)
Posted by: booknlass at April 02, 2017 01:10 AM (8mO0Q)
Unlike marriage, you can always toss a bad batch of muffins with little regret.
However, unlike baking, you don't have to try 15 separate tries to find a marriage that works.
Posted by: Kindltot at April
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 02, 2017 01:11 AM (cPsPa)
Well, unless you're Liz Taylor
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 02, 2017 01:11 AM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April
well that is good advice for baking and marriage!
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 02, 2017 01:12 AM (cPsPa)
cordial, but I am a ball of testosterone whose prose may tickle fancies
at times.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 02, 2017 01:07 AM (6gk0M)
<thinks, types, laughs, blushes, deletes, sighs>
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 02, 2017 01:12 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 02, 2017 01:13 AM (cPsPa)
"Baseball for Dicks" is going to have to wait.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 02, 2017 01:13 AM (6gk0M)
Miley, how much for an advance copy of "advice for young ladies"?
Posted by: booknlass at April 02, 2017 01:10 AM (8mO0Q)
Booknlass, I wrote that as a joke, but the more I think about it, the more I like the idea and I'm laughing.
Let's see if I can focus long enough to get a good start.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 02, 2017 01:14 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
Well that would be useful but I am not holding out much hope. neither Mrs. Yankeefifth nor many ladies under 30 take direction at all.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 02, 2017 01:14 AM (cPsPa)
-Posted by: yankeefifth at April 02, 2017 01:13 AM (cPsPa)
Neither had I, but the idea kicks all-sorts of ass.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 02, 2017 01:15 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: booknlass at April 02, 2017 01:06 AM (8mO0Q)
One of the recurring themes of late-cold-war thrillers was of the agent, assigned to a station, who comes to realize he has more in common with his opposite from the enemy, than he has with the corrupt officious bastards that he is working for.
Now turn that into a political thriller, where that agent arrives at high political office.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 02, 2017 01:16 AM (0hI48)
*****
I changed "dances" to faps as LogProf is too dignified (nothing wrong with that) to post such a thing.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 02, 2017 12:47 AM (hVdx9)
-- FIFY would have sufficed.
Posted by: logprof
*****
I only wished to show the proper level of courtesy and respect to a fellow Moron.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 02, 2017 01:16 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Pirate owner Bob Butting at April 02, 2017 01:16 AM (89T5c)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 02, 2017 01:17 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T)
I would probably use the toaster oven because it is a little fragile and might break in the toaster unless I cut it a little thick.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 02, 2017 01:17 AM (cPsPa)
cordial, but I am a ball of testosterone whose prose may tickle fancies
at times.
--Slapweasel
That's some loving, hunky, sexy stuff there, Mr. Slapweasel!
Posted by: booknlass at April 02, 2017 01:18 AM (8mO0Q)
On the fence as to whether to watch Pepe's linked vid about pedo-pols.
Or listen to favorite tunes, since I gave up pop music for Lent.
Damn.
Posted by: logprof at April 02, 2017 01:18 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 02, 2017 01:18 AM (0hI48)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 02, 2017 01:18 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 02, 2017 01:19 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 02, 2017 01:20 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: french toast at April 02, 2017 01:20 AM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 02, 2017 01:20 AM (tHwdc)
Maybe in pancakes, would make the batter rise faster.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 02, 2017 01:20 AM (0hI48)
Posted by: booknlass at April 02, 2017 01:20 AM (8mO0Q)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread on the all-night request line at April 02, 2017 01:20 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 02, 2017 01:16 AM (hVdx9)
--Duly noted.
Point of Information: I enjoy your comments and am proud to call you fellow Moron.
Posted by: logprof at April 02, 2017 01:21 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 02, 2017 01:22 AM (cPsPa)
little fragile and might break in the toaster unless I cut it a little
thick.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 02, 2017 01:17 AM (cPsPa)
Thick is good!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 02, 2017 01:22 AM (tHwdc)
Reminds me of a time a number of years ago when we took the family to the Tacoma Museum of Glass. The "featured artist" mainly had pieces with histrionic political themes. For example a picture of George W. Bush on a crucifix, with dollar bill signs and guns floating around him. What utterly pointless ugly crap. It all looked like it was put together by a 6 year old with bad social skills and worse art skills.
We haven't been back to the Tacoma Museum of Glass in the decade since.
Posted by: Jade Sea at April 02, 2017 01:23 AM (QzGX6)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 02, 2017 01:24 AM (cPsPa)
Maybe he is finding rest, I hope to God.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 02, 2017 01:26 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: booknlass at April 02, 2017 01:26 AM (8mO0Q)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 02, 2017 01:26 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 02, 2017 01:16 AM (hVdx9)
--Duly noted.
Point of Information: I enjoy your comments and am proud to call you fellow Moron.
Posted by: logprof
****
Thank you good sir. You are one of the elite Morons in my eyes and I simply enjoy being on the same field of play as you.
I post what I do to entertain others. This is not to stroke my ego, but because I really enjoy doing so. If I can make someone laugh after a sh*tty day, I am happy.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 02, 2017 01:27 AM (hVdx9)
-Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 02, 2017 01:22 AM (tHwdc)
Slathered in innuendo and sweet-cream.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 02, 2017 01:28 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 02, 2017 01:29 AM (6gk0M)
-Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 02, 2017 01:22 AM (tHwdc)
Slathered in innuendo and sweet-cream.
Posted by: Slapweasel,
well within reason, you have to have proportion you do not want equal length and width. 3x3 is going to be diffficult to work with probably.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 02, 2017 01:30 AM (cPsPa)
Point of Information: I enjoy your comments and am proud to call you fellow Moron.
Posted by: logprof
****
Thank you good sir. You are one of the elite Morons in my eyes and I simply enjoy being on the same field of play as you.
I post what I do to entertain others. This is not to stroke my ego, but because I really enjoy doing so. If I can make someone laugh after a sh*tty day, I am happy.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale
you two want to get a room?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 02, 2017 01:31 AM (cPsPa)
Just got back from the Dallas Fan Expo -- a huge gathering of fans of things sci-fi/fantasy/superheroic.
I met my daughter and the grandkids there. The little ones didn't know I was coming, and it was a thrill to see their faces light up when they saw me.
I also got to meet a couple of favorite artists of mine. Daughter got me a photo of with actress Alex Kingston ("River Song" in "Doctor Who").
The best part was still spending time with the grandkids.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread on the all-night request line at April 02, 2017 01:31 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread on the all-night request line at April 02, 2017 01:32 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 02, 2017 01:32 AM (hVdx9)
Point of Information: I enjoy your comments and am proud to call you fellow Moron.
Posted by: logprof
****
Thank you good sir. You are one of the elite Morons in my eyes and I simply enjoy being on the same field of play as you.
I post what I do to entertain others. This is not to stroke my ego,
but because I really enjoy doing so. If I can make someone laugh after a
sh*tty day, I am happy.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale
you two want to get a room?
Posted by: yankeefifth
*****
What a lovely shade of green you are...
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 02, 2017 01:33 AM (hVdx9)
Logprof is quite logical with a hint of humor in his witty undertones.
If I had to Fuck one of you, it would be Tillikum, but I would Marry Logprof.
I would subsequently Kill Publius for No Good Reason, whatsoever.
He is smarter than the both of you, so that makes him smarter than me, by default.
Off With His Head.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 02, 2017 01:33 AM (6gk0M)
Reminds me of a time a number of years ago when we took the family to the Tacoma Museum of Glass. The "featured artist" mainly had pieces with histrionic political themes. For example a picture of George W. Bush on a crucifix, with dollar bill signs and guns floating around him. What utterly pointless ugly crap. It all looked like it was put together by a 6 year old with bad social skills and worse art skills.
We haven't been back to the Tacoma Museum of Glass in the decade since.
Posted by: Jade Sea at April 02, 2017 01:23 AM (QzGX6)
--In 2009 my dad and I happened to be in Paris and we went to the Popendreau Museum. the building itself is actually cool-lloking, and may be considered a work of art.
The inside, however . . .
There was an exhibit about a Belgian artist from the early 1900s who made so-called "primitive art" that was actually interesting, but as for the rest of the museum . . . total fucking shit. One video piece was a naked chick with a 70s porn bush hula-hooping with a barbed wire hula-hoop. Ick.
Posted by: logprof at April 02, 2017 01:34 AM (GsAUU)
-Posted by: Captain Whitebread on the all-night request line at April 02, 2017 01:31 AM (rJUlF)
That's awesome, man! HUGE smiles for that story!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 02, 2017 01:35 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 02, 2017 01:36 AM (cPsPa)
Logprof is quite logical with a hint of humor in his witty undertones.
If I had to Fuck one of you, it would be Tillikum, but I would Marry Logprof.
I would subsequently Kill Publius for No Good Reason, whatsoever.
He is smarter than the both of you, so that makes him smarter than me, by default.
Off With His Head.
Posted by: Slapweasel
****
Strangely, I am ok with that. Freud, your pending cranial implosion over it excites me. Where is your mother? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 02, 2017 01:36 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 02, 2017 01:27 AM (hVdx9)
--Don't hold back.
Oh, and we can get a room, in the same suite as Miley and Slap.
Posted by: logprof at April 02, 2017 01:37 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 02, 2017 01:38 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 02, 2017 01:28 AM (6gk0M)
Oh God...
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 02, 2017 01:38 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 02, 2017 01:39 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread on the all-night request line at April 02, 2017 01:40 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 02, 2017 01:33 AM (6gk0M)
--That's the story of my life. With chicks.
Posted by: logprof at April 02, 2017 01:40 AM (GsAUU)
Fortunately none of them wanted to make an issue of things and I did not have to unlimber my slumbering CCW.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 02, 2017 01:40 AM (hVdx9)
little ones didn't know I was coming, and it was a thrill to see their
faces light up when they saw me.
.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread on the all-night request line at April 02, 2017 01:31 AM (rJUlF)
Awwww, that's heartbreakingly sweet!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 02, 2017 01:41 AM (tHwdc)
*waves-off inquiries*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 02, 2017 01:38 AM (6gk0M)
Which reminds me of a song I heard on the DFW jazz station today:
"I'm Selling My Porkchops But I'm Giving My Gravy Away"
Innuendo so thick you could cut it to cubes.
Huge cubes.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread on the all-night request line at April 02, 2017 01:42 AM (rJUlF)
I post what I do to entertain others. This is not to stroke my ego, but
because I really enjoy doing so. If I can make someone laugh after a
sh*tty day, I am happy.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 02, 2017 01:27 AM (hVdx9)
--Don't hold back.
Oh, and we can get a room, in the same suite as Miley and Slap.
Posted by: logprof
****
Hell, in that case I shall break out the vid cam. XXX Tube here we come!
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 02, 2017 01:42 AM (hVdx9)
Fortunately none of them wanted to make an issue of things and I did not have to unlimber my slumbering CCW.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale
doesn't having threat of people shoot you for honking and flipping the bird undermine the conventional wisdom about gun owners?
everyone should honk all the time. it is therapeutic. lets idiots know they are idiots. my horn is going to be the first thing to go on my car.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 02, 2017 01:43 AM (cPsPa)
Because the Rockies are in the NL West, I hate the Dodgers and the Giants. Being as how this is not an even year, I don't think SF has a chance. I say the Dodgers win the division.
Posted by: Old Blue release the KrakenTrump at April 02, 2017 01:02 AM (FAo3p)
===
A sign of the End of Days if you're right.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 02, 2017 01:44 AM (EZebt)
Supposedly George Harrison's "Beware of Darkness" alludes to the other Beatles: "fallenswingers" being Ringo, "soft-shoe shufflers" [hustlers/con men] being Lennon, and "greedy leaders" being Paul.
Eh, anyway it's a damn good song.
Posted by: logprof at April 02, 2017 01:46 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 02, 2017 01:48 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: booknlass at April 02, 2017 01:49 AM (8mO0Q)
467 So I spent time with an ex today. She is from out of state and hostile to the f**kwits we have driving here in AZ. She is from a psychotically blue state where they do not have guns and did not understand that honking and giving the finger to such people could result in bloodshed.
Fortunately none of them wanted to make an issue of things and I did not have to unlimber my slumbering CCW.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 02, 2017 01:40 AM (hVdx9)
===
I spent a year consulting for the AZ Dept of Economic Security about 20 years ago in Phoenix, so I had my own car.
My hosts made a point of telling me that I should never honk, and should presume every driver was armed.
Nice.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 02, 2017 01:53 AM (EZebt)
of state and hostile to the f**kwits we have driving here in AZ. She is
from a psychotically blue state where they do not have guns and did not
understand that honking and giving the finger to such people could
result in bloodshed.
Fortunately none of them wanted to make an issue of things and I did not have to unlimber my slumbering CCW.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale
doesn't having threat of people shoot you for honking and flipping the bird undermine the conventional wisdom about gun owners?
everyone should honk all the time. it is therapeutic. lets idiots
know they are idiots. my horn is going to be the first thing to go on
my car.
Posted by: yankeefifth
****
As I have learned, there are some f**ktards who think having a gun makes them Superman. I lived this a little over a month ago. I did not know that a lane was closed due to an accident. So when I was unable to allow him to merge in front of me, he assumed I "cut him off". Yes, his actual words were that I cut him off. He persued me and tried to make me crash into him. At a stoplight he opened his pickup truck door, turned 180 degrees towards me, and demanded I get out of my car. Yes I believe he had a gun. Yet he was convinced his reaction could beat my action he was so angry.
I have found many a person that thinks it is their God given right to sh*t on others and how dare they take exception to such a thing.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 02, 2017 01:54 AM (hVdx9)
did not understand that honking and giving the finger to such people
could result in bloodshed"
Yes, liberals need to understand that an armed society is a polite society.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 02, 2017 01:55 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: booknlass at April 02, 2017 01:49 AM (8mO0Q)
--You mean "Beware of Darkness"? I remember that being brought up when DJT used "Here Comes the Sun" during his campaign.
LMAO.
It's Hitlery who tickled the side prone to darkness.
Posted by: logprof at April 02, 2017 01:56 AM (GsAUU)
out of state and hostile to the f**kwits we have driving here in AZ. She
is from a psychotically blue state where they do not have guns and did
not understand that honking and giving the finger to such people could
result in bloodshed.
Fortunately none of them wanted to make an issue of things and I did not have to unlimber my slumbering CCW.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 02, 2017 01:40 AM (hVdx9)
===
I spent a year consulting for the AZ Dept of Economic Security about 20 years ago in Phoenix, so I had my own car.
My hosts made a point of telling me that I should never honk, and should presume every driver was armed.
Nice.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
*****
Never? Well, sometimes it is ok to honk. However, it is not a good idea to use your horn liberally here.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 02, 2017 01:57 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 02, 2017 01:58 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 02, 2017 01:43 AM (cPsPa)
===
That's how mom taught me to drive. I had to adjust when I moved to California.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 02, 2017 01:59 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: booknlass at April 02, 2017 01:59 AM (8mO0Q)
She had to remind me that she was arguing for Mars after I defended Mars against Venus.
Yeah... I guess I have "a way of putting things".
Except I don't find myself particularly exceptional against this given background. There are fifty people here at any given moment that lone prose to historical situations that would otherwise Bore the Piss out of the average individual.
...and yet you fuckers have a particular way about you that makes history and current culture *crackle* with excitement, love, hilarity and enjoyment.
I find myself humbled and when I am belittled, I just Don't Fucking Mind it 25% of the time.
I am Honored to be amongst The Horde.
...but that's only because I am drunk.
*winning*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 02, 2017 02:00 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 02, 2017 01:58 AM (tHwdc)
-- +1
Since my son was born, I drive like a 70 year old.
Posted by: logprof at April 02, 2017 02:00 AM (GsAUU)
Am I willing to risk prison/death penalty over capping this f*ckwitt?
Is it worth it?
No? Then I drive on....
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 02, 2017 02:01 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: booknlass at April 02, 2017 01:59 AM (8mO0Q)
--What take down was that?
I'm buzzing, so . . .
Posted by: logprof at April 02, 2017 02:02 AM (GsAUU)
I let that small stuff go.
It isn't worth the
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 02, 2017 02:03 AM (6gk0M)
...but that's only because I am drunk.
*winning*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 02, 2017 02:00 AM (6gk0M)
Slap, the Horde is greater than the sum of its parts, and that's a fact.
I really think such a book - ok, pamphlet - would be hilarious, even if it were published for the entertainment of the Horde alone.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 02, 2017 02:06 AM (tHwdc)
You can't shit all over everything and not be tasty. that's fucked-up.
You need to move on to the next lake where you can eat all of the small insects and not be tasty.
That's just one goose's opinion, however.
One silly goose's opinion.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 02, 2017 02:07 AM (6gk0M)
Yeah, I used to get out of the car almost every time.
I let that small stuff go.
It isn't worth the hassle court and jail time.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 02, 2017 02:03 AM (6gk0M)
****
I have gotten out of my vehicle 3x ever. They really, really, had to work hard to make me do that. In each case they nearly killed me or an innocent and then made it clear they did so out of malice.
I am no angel, but you have to be a mega-d*ck to draw me out of my car.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 02, 2017 02:07 AM (hVdx9)
That would be a good thing.
I will contribute.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 02, 2017 02:08 AM (6gk0M)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wZqItCGY3Ns
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 02, 2017 02:08 AM (7dpmG)
London had the world's first electric subterranean transit system.
The second?
Budapest.
Posted by: logprof at April 02, 2017 02:10 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2017 02:11 AM (zFEBc)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 02, 2017 02:12 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2017 02:11 AM (zFEBc)
--Envious
Posted by: logprof, sports tard at April 02, 2017 02:12 AM (GsAUU)
-Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 02, 2017 02:07 AM (hVdx9)
I wish I was more like that. I was a Little Dude with some sort of Napoleonic Complex. You Got Out of your car?
I was going to drive you into the pavement with the force of
...and I never played High School football because I didn't have the discipline.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 02, 2017 02:13 AM (6gk0M)
I raise my beer mug in your honor.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 02, 2017 02:13 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 02, 2017 02:14 AM (tHwdc)
https://tinyurl.com/le2pour
called "Time to Retire the Reductio Ad Hitlerum"
Posted by: booknlass at April 02, 2017 02:14 AM (8mO0Q)
Posted by: booknlass at April 02, 2017 02:15 AM (8mO0Q)
You are one driving S.O.B.!
I wish I still had that "drive" to drive!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 02, 2017 02:16 AM (6gk0M)
That would be a good thing.
I will contribute.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 02, 2017 02:08 AM (6gk0M)
I will most certainly be rereading this thread tomorrow, to see if it's as funny when I'm not drunk.
Because, ammo.
And plus, to collect whatever scraps and ingredients I can for this instruction pamphlet for happy hordelings.
Attributions will be made. Oh yes, they will. Maybe we'll toss in a little extreme prejudice (h/t Jim).
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 02, 2017 02:17 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 02, 2017 02:18 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 02, 2017 02:12 AM (IcT7t)
Ugh, that used to happen to me a lot on Fakebook. Fortunately, I mostly stay away from that now.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 02, 2017 02:18 AM (tHwdc)
https://tinyurl.com/le2pour
called "Time to Retire the Reductio Ad Hitlerum"
Posted by: booknlass at April 02, 2017 02:14 AM (8mO0Q)
--I'm halfway through and it is awesome, but I have not commented yet.
Posted by: logprof, sports tard at April 02, 2017 02:20 AM (GsAUU)
eat pupusas. They play cumbias over the sound system. One day I asked
why they were playing Colombian cumbias, and the owner said that it was
Pandora, and it couldn't tell the difference.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 01, 2017 10:24 PM (0hI4
I got introduced to Salvadorean pupusas in Nicaragua. How a country that invented such a yummy fast-food sammich got to be so backwards otherwise isa mystery to me.
The mining ban will last only until the present government there is overthrown, so no big deal.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2017 02:21 AM (zFEBc)
-Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 02, 2017 02:07 AM (hVdx9)
I wish I was more like that. I was a Little Dude with some sort of Napoleonic Complex. You Got Out of your car?
I was going to drive you into the pavement with the force of One Thousand Suns a 165-Pound Dude With Good Free-Safety Skills, for a 165-pound dude.
...and I never played High School football because I didn't have the discipline.
Posted by: Slapweasel
****
I had someone nearly put me over a curb into a jogger just because they didn't like me passing them. The jogger curled into a ball because they thought I was about to hop the curb strike them dead. The jogger disappeared for 15 seconds in my tire smoke. Then the ofender moved over 3 lanes to the left into the turn lane.
THAT had me out of my car (but next to it cursing at them). Then they gave me the finger...
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 02, 2017 02:21 AM (hVdx9)
I have pure, unadulterated shame for smearing people and lording above them as if I held some "Raiders of the Lost Ark" Knowledge, while I was simply trying to make them look like idiots.
As I have found here, truth is better.
There is No Such Thing as My Own Truth.
In any case, I'd rather talk about baseball... lol.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 02, 2017 02:22 AM (6gk0M)
Mis H, Outstanding as usual. Appreciate it. Thank Ya.
AoS delivers.
All the best y'all......EARNED/DESERVED.
Posted by: Hillbillyking at April 02, 2017 02:23 AM (QEVcq)
I'm thinking of all kinds of situational advice for young couples that could be worked into this book.
It will be irreverent, in the spirit of teh Horde.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 02, 2017 02:23 AM (tHwdc)
I got introduced to Salvadorean pupusas in Nicaragua. How a country that invented such a yummy fast-food sammich got to be so backwards otherwise isa mystery to me.
The mining ban will last only until the present government there is overthrown, so no big deal.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2017 02:21 AM (zFEBc)
--Naked Raygun --"Managua"
https://youtu.be/K-VVWzHqI4w
Posted by: logprof, sports tard at April 02, 2017 02:24 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 02, 2017 02:25 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: logprof, sports tard at April 02, 2017 02:31 AM (GsAUU)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmJiu2vQ7HU
yeah, it's cheesy... so what?
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 02, 2017 02:31 AM (OrxbI)
Driving is the most dangerous/life threatening thing most folks do day to day....
I think that's why "road rage" is so intense so to speak.
When clueless FUCKTARDS endanger my life....I rightfully get upset.
Since there's degrees of murder, crimes of passion/premeditated etc...,
There should be degrees of justifiable road rage in a better world.
And justified pedestrian assault would be condoned......
Posted by: Hillbillyking at April 02, 2017 02:31 AM (QEVcq)
"Souvlaki Space Station"
https://youtu.be/VRtnS0MHq_A?list=PLn_P3r9MJxar3GukR2WeR4chIqgQqtzIh
Posted by: logprof, sports tard at April 02, 2017 02:32 AM (GsAUU)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmJiu2vQ7HU
yeah, it's cheesy... so what?
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 02, 2017 02:31 AM (OrxbI)
--How did I not hear of this cat before?
[saves next to "Trump: All Your Base Are Belong to Us," Kekistani Pride Song, and Trump Dancing vid.]
Posted by: logprof, sports tard at April 02, 2017 02:36 AM (GsAUU)
You guys get it.
Oh, and I wouldn't drive from here to Columbus anymore because of the whack-jobs on the highways in traffic areas.
...and I get panic attacks.
But it is due to the whac...
...Panic Attacks.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 02, 2017 02:40 AM (6gk0M)
I'm getting sleepy! goodnight Hordelings sweet dreams
thanks for the fun
Posted by: booknlass at April 02, 2017 02:43 AM (8mO0Q)
Posted by: logprof, sports tard at April 02, 2017 02:45 AM (GsAUU)
Charlie Daniels' jam was my favorite.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtZ5YsvREi4
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 02, 2017 02:45 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 02, 2017 02:46 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Meremortal, with mirth metal. at April 02, 2017 02:48 AM (3myMJ)
If anyone gets a hold of Insomniac, you get him in touch with me, please.
Thank You.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 02, 2017 02:48 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 02, 2017 02:48 AM (6gk0M)
https://youtu.be/KyeJbhW8AeY?list=PLn_P3r9MJxar3GukR2WeR4chIqgQqtzIh
*SIGH* To be 21 again. . . .
Posted by: logprof, sports tard at April 02, 2017 02:49 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 02, 2017 02:49 AM (6gk0M)
So here I sit with wet hair, wondering if I should also sign off for the night. Birthday brunch for FiL tomorrow, followed by a little concert. A quartet.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 02, 2017 02:50 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Meremortal, with mirth metal. at April 02, 2017 02:50 AM (3myMJ)
...and I get panic attacks.
But it is due to the whac...
...Panic Attacks.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 02, 2017 02:40 AM (6gk0M)
So, no Spring MoMee for you, then?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 02, 2017 02:52 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: logprof, sports tard at April 02, 2017 02:52 AM (GsAUU)
It is times like tonight where people scare people a little bit.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 02, 2017 02:53 AM (6gk0M)
So I was on Curry here in Tempe AZ. It goes from 3 lanes to two.
I was in the far right lane and passing a white Cadillac Escalade in the middle lane.
I suddenly notice the driver is slowly inching over into my lane despite being right next to me. Inch-inch-stop, inch-inch-stop. Finally I am forced to hit the brakes to avoid a collision. As I skid to a stop a jogger heading the opposite direction on the sidewalk stands on one leg and curls into a ball apparently convinced I am about to hop the curb and kill him. Miraculously I safely come to a stop 6 inches from said curb. I start to move forward into the middle lane (approaching the intersection) only to be cut off a 2nd time by the Cadillac driver. Again I slam on the brakes as they move over two lanes into the left turn lane.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/m7wpaxf
I too move into the left turn lane and I'm livid. Yes, I get out of my car (but stand next to it) and I'm telling her what I think of her and her driving when she gives me the finger. Yes, she actually thinks she has the right to give me the finger after nearly causing a fatal accident for no reason.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 02, 2017 02:53 AM (hVdx9)
-Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 02, 2017 02:52 AM (tHwdc)
As long as I don't have to drive through Columbus Circle, maybe. I hate that place with a passion.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 02, 2017 02:54 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 02, 2017 02:57 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Meremortal, with mirth metal. at April 02, 2017 02:58 AM (3myMJ)
https://youtu.be/EAFtiUoq6TE
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 02, 2017 02:58 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 02, 2017 02:59 AM (6gk0M)
You are one driving S.O.B.!
I wish I still had that "drive" to drive!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 02, 2017 02:16 AM (6gk0M)
Well, I had intended to overnight at Virgin River Casino in Mesquite, Nevada, but it was the weekend, and it was nearly full, and they wanted $99 for a room of Motel 6 caliber. Clark Co., NV now has a 12.5% hotel room tax!So I went on to St.George, UT. All full up. Another 50 miles to Cedar City, by which time the roads were getting sloppy from a snowfall earlier in the day. Visibility was crap. Found a room in the Day's Inn. Still $89, but by that time, I had no desire to look any further.Roads were good all day today, aside from the usual crazy-ass traffic in the SLC corridor.There was a metric fuckton of RV's and travel trailers northbound on I-15. All snowbirds headed home.Howdy to the Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2017 03:00 AM (zFEBc)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 02, 2017 02:53 AM (hVdx9)
--Yeesh.
All I can say is this:
https://youtu.be/Tz6A6t55qXk?t=1m11s
Posted by: logprof, sports tard at April 02, 2017 03:01 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at April 02, 2017 03:01 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 02, 2017 03:01 AM (hVdx9)
Yes, I get out of my car (but stand next to it) and I'm telling her what
I think of her and her driving when she gives me the finger. Yes, she
actually thinks she has the right to give me the finger after nearly
causing a fatal accident for no reason.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 02, 2017 02:53 AM (hVdx9)
--Yeesh.
All I can say is this:
https://youtu.be/Tz6A6t55qXk?t=1m11s
Posted by: logprof
*****
A classic scene! The fact you know of that movie and scene elevates my opinion of you further.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at April 02, 2017 03:03 AM (hVdx9)
https://youtu.be/EAFtiUoq6TE
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 02, 2017 02:58 AM (VdICR)
I don't like that guy. He's a Cromunist.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2017 03:05 AM (zFEBc)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 02, 2017 03:06 AM (aqric)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 02, 2017 03:07 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: logprof, sports tard at April 02, 2017 03:08 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 02, 2017 03:11 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Meremortal, with mirth metal. at April 02, 2017 03:12 AM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2017 03:18 AM (zFEBc)
Posted by: logprof, sports tard at April 02, 2017 03:21 AM (GsAUU)
Is Miley gone now?
Posted by: The name... is Dalton at April 02, 2017 03:22 AM (GJ4W8)
Very, very close.
https://youtu.be/f9un119lq4c
https://youtu.be/4vQkf_sC0PI
Posted by: logprof, sports tard at April 02, 2017 03:24 AM (GsAUU)
TKAW.....I admire your restraint. Seriously...
When other folks endanger our lives and getting angry about that makes a person the "violent" culprit....?!?! A WTF, sadly normal, situation.....
I have a Go Pro so I can film the drunks, unstable, unable drivers that I encounter on the WV highways. All because if one of those mindless fucks end me....hopefully there's a record of Their Guilt.
Sadly, I started doin the filming years ago, after I watched a car I followed hit a bridge pillar at 9:30am. Everyone lived, but were moderately injured. And the driver was shitfaced on painkillers.
Fuck, he didn't even realize how mangled his left arm was, compound fracture etc..., even as we stabilised him.
Sooooooo.....bad drivers are a peeve of mine.
Frankly, certain vehicular actions/inactions should be classified as attempted murder.....via negligence at a minimum.
Diatribe over.......apologies y'all.
Logan was a pretty good flick, did El S offer his opinion on it in a past thread? ;-)
Posted by: Hillbillyking at April 02, 2017 03:28 AM (QEVcq)
Ok bedtime now.
Posted by: keena at April 02, 2017 03:33 AM (RiTnx)
Posted by: The name... is Dalton at April 02, 2017 03:36 AM (GJ4W8)
Posted by: The name... is Dalton at April 02, 2017 03:36 AM (GJ4W
--What do you mean?
You were on this thread hours ago.
Posted by: logprof, sports tard at April 02, 2017 03:39 AM (GsAUU)
Then I got my nightly couple hours of sleep.
And I see an email that I wish I was awake for.
BTW, did family get through the tornadoes ok? The Egg...
Posted by: The name... is Dalton at April 02, 2017 03:42 AM (GJ4W8)
Then I got my nightly couple hours of sleep.
And I see an email that I wish I was awake for.
BTW, did family get through the tornadoes ok? The Egg...
Posted by: The name... is Dalton at April 02, 2017 03:42 AM (GJ4W
--The Egg?
I think my peeps are okay.
Posted by: logprof, sports tard at April 02, 2017 03:49 AM (GsAUU)
Maybe I'm confused. But I thought that was you...
Posted by: The name... is Dalton at April 02, 2017 03:53 AM (GJ4W8)
Maybe I'm confused. But I thought that was you...
Posted by: The name... is Dalton at April 02, 2017 03:53 AM (GJ4W
--The Egg Bistro.
Fam used to be involved and invested in it.
How did you hear of it?
Posted by: logprof, sports tard at April 02, 2017 03:57 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: logprof, sports tard at April 02, 2017 04:02 AM (GsAUU)
You used to know me here, logprof. Back before I pissed off the important, powerful people.
Posted by: The name... is Dalton at April 02, 2017 04:04 AM (GJ4W8)
Posted by: logprof, sports tard at April 02, 2017 04:10 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: logprof, sports tard at April 02, 2017 04:17 AM (GsAUU)
You used to know me here, logprof. Back before I pissed off the important, powerful people.
Posted by: The name... is Dalton at April 02, 2017 04:04 AM (GJ4W
--Not by Dalton, I knew you.
Posted by: logprof, sports tard at April 02, 2017 04:21 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: logprof, sports tard at April 02, 2017 04:27 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: The name... is Dalton at April 02, 2017 04:29 AM (GJ4W8)
Tuning out, and about to get pissed off beyond belief.
Posted by: logprof, sports tard at April 02, 2017 04:49 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2017 05:00 AM (GPaiX)
Posted by: logprof, sports tard at April 02, 2017 05:05 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 02, 2017 05:20 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2017 05:24 AM (GPaiX)
Posted by: Eromero at April 02, 2017 05:39 AM (zLDYs)
Posted by: logprof, sports tard at April 02, 2017 05:05 AM (GsAUU)
I think I see a problem (Pink Floyd lyrics notwithstanding).
Posted by: RickZ at April 02, 2017 05:40 AM (hkdnQ)
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