CNN "Debate:" Do You Agree That Obama Was Held to the Same Standard As Every Other President, Or Do You Agree That You're a Dirty Racist

I don't see how it can be seriously -- or even unseriously -- contended that Obama wasn't given an eight-year pass by the media partly owing to his race (and to be fair, his dogmatic progressivism), but apparently this is the sort of controversial racist heresy that gets you denounced on CNN.

CNN's programming is basically one step above Jerry Springer now. pic.twitter.com/u18DvUUUy3
— Jimmy (@JimmyPrinceton) March 29, 2017

Posted by: Ace at 06:47 PM

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1 I think they insulted Jerry Springer. At least he's entertaining.

Posted by: shibumi at March 29, 2017 06:43 PM (FkAXz)

2
Walsh is a Fake News patsy.

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 29, 2017 06:43 PM (J/h7H)

3 first?

Posted by: PaleRider at March 29, 2017 06:43 PM (eASYU)

4 So many racists...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 29, 2017 06:44 PM (zsHGH)

5 This is why giving up drinking always seemed like such a bad idea.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 29, 2017 06:44 PM (8ZskC)

6
When you go on Contrived News Network or on msnbc, you're expected to lie or at least keep your mouth shut while others lie.

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 29, 2017 06:45 PM (J/h7H)

7 BTW, that isn't Joe Walsh, is it?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 29, 2017 06:45 PM (8ZskC)

8 This is why giving up drinking always seemed like such a bad idea.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 29, 2017 06:44 PM (8ZskC)

I'm thinking about picking up a glue-sniffing habit to augment my drinking.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 29, 2017 06:45 PM (zsHGH)

9 Above? At least Jerry knows how to work a crowd.

(And how to write a check.)

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at March 29, 2017 06:45 PM (uuwor)

10 le sigh.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 29, 2017 06:45 PM (wmaTe)

11 Was just here and missed the first by seconds

Posted by: Skip at March 29, 2017 06:45 PM (GPaiX)

12 I watched 15 min of CNN while sitting in the lobby of the Holiday Inn in Charleston a couple of weeks ago. It was 15 straight minutes of Trump hate, one right after the other. They should have to file as a Democrat donor organization.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 29, 2017 06:46 PM (mpXpK)

13 Remembering all of the halos they photographed around his head.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 29, 2017 06:46 PM (tHwdc)

14
Michael Steele is a huge hit on msnbc these days. It's a nice gig for Steele -- all he has to do is lie about the fake news' contrived russian scandal, which he's happy to do.

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 29, 2017 06:46 PM (J/h7H)

15 7 BTW, that isn't Joe Walsh, is it?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 29, 2017 06:45 PM (8ZskC)

yeah, it is. Sadly. He got in to heavy drugs after his years with the Eagles, and well, you can see the result.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 29, 2017 06:46 PM (wmaTe)

16 Did any of these people say that Hillary Clinton was more qualified for the presidency than Eisenhower?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at March 29, 2017 06:46 PM (Jj43a)

17 Was just here and missed the first by seconds
Posted by: Skip at March 29, 2017 06:45 PM (GPaiX)

Those Polish are quick...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 29, 2017 06:46 PM (zsHGH)

18 Why don't the talking heads on CNN ever discuss the cartoon characters they'd like to bone? Infinitely more entertaining.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 29, 2017 06:46 PM (GOOHU)

19 Hit the media with every double standard of the last 8 years and this yesr

Posted by: Skip at March 29, 2017 06:47 PM (GPaiX)

20 Who's "we"? I forgot all pronouns are loaded.

I love Joe Walsh...actually both of them.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 29, 2017 06:47 PM (SEy7A)

21 Anyone checked on Jane?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 29, 2017 06:47 PM (DMUuz)

22 Oh, God. Who's that tart in the middle? She has beclowned herself so many times, it's astonishing that she can still put herself in front of a camera.

Posted by: RKae at March 29, 2017 06:47 PM (4DpAT)

23 So, I watched :30 of the interview.

Black lady is angry that white guy said the the liberal media held Lord O to a lower standard because of his skin color. White lady is the moderator.

Actual quote from black lady who might be part Mexican now that I think about it: "Are you going to say something when your mouth is moving?"

Let me see if I can Jerry Springer it:

Shanequa: "Who is this we you be talkin' about? I don't see no we here cracka. You take your stupid white republican ass back to the suburbs and shut the fuck up if you know what's good for you."

Posted by: shibumi at March 29, 2017 06:48 PM (FkAXz)

24 Does the Nubian Princess have a newsletter?

Posted by: nip at March 29, 2017 06:48 PM (L5nkE)

25 This is the same network that said Trump was afraid of stairs. Brilliant they ain't.

Posted by: Jmel at March 29, 2017 06:48 PM (nL3rK)

26 If it wasn't for airports, bars, and hotel lobbies CNN would be out of buisness. Nobody watches that shit unless they have to.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 29, 2017 06:48 PM (mpXpK)

27 I dunno.... didn't he pander to a stereotype by goofing off/golfing so much and refusing to stand for anything? Shiftless and lazy, anyone?

Posted by: shrugging at March 29, 2017 06:48 PM (7d33A)

28 Nobody cares what anyone on CNN says. It's nothing but a bunch of clowns and fools. Why they even have a broadcast license, let alone a press pass any longer is beyond me.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 29, 2017 06:48 PM (VRsLi)

29 Barack was the culmination of 44 years of affirmative action being fostered on the public and Y-T guilt.

The media always manages to forget that his whore of a mom was white. And a communist.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 29, 2017 06:49 PM (5VlCp)

30 Obama: Prophet or Messiah?

Posted by: This...is CNN at March 29, 2017 06:49 PM (qJhUV)

31 At least Brooke Baldwin is a woman and looks like a sexy woman.

That's all that is going positive for that network. Erin Andrews woman and sexy. That's it.

How is that network still on the air?

Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 29, 2017 06:49 PM (ve0bY)

32 Remembering all of the halos they photographed around his head.

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The photographer was just being ironic, sardonic even.

Posted by: Tonopah Talent, Inc at March 29, 2017 06:49 PM (CD335)

33 What I loved about the Obama years was when his approval numbers went down... and they blamed it on racism.

...Because, apparently, a whole bunch of people suddenly discovered that he was black.

Posted by: RKae at March 29, 2017 06:49 PM (4DpAT)

34
Those Polish are quick...
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LOL. It was a total accident. Wasn't online for a while, and then checked the home page... there was a new post and when I clicked on it... there was no one but me!

Posted by: shibumi at March 29, 2017 06:49 PM (FkAXz)

35 12 I watched 15 min of CNN while sitting in the lobby of the Holiday Inn in Charleston a couple of weeks ago. It was 15 straight minutes of Trump hate, one right after the other. They should have to file as a Democrat donor organization.

no kidding. CNN was on in my company's gym a few weeks ago and I could not (actually, I could...) believe the Trump hate.

Posted by: havildar-major at March 29, 2017 06:49 PM (jpW6t)

36 Was just here and missed the first by seconds
Posted by: Skip at March 29, 2017 06:45 PM

They say that's one of the first things to go.

Pretty soon, you'll be mumbling to yourself, drooling, and become less interesting to women.

Then, the odometer will click past 29.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 29, 2017 06:49 PM (DMUuz)

37 29 Barack was the culmination of 44 years of affirmative action being fostered on the public and Y-T guilt.

The media always manages to forget that his whore of a mom was white. And a communist.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 29, 2017 06:49 PM (5VlCp)

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And that his rich white grandparents raised him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at March 29, 2017 06:50 PM (Jj43a)

38 She has the same skin tone as Vanessa Williams. Her photo spread was the best part of my childhood.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 29, 2017 06:50 PM (SEy7A)

39 Obama: Prophet or Messiah?
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Obama: Prophet, Messiah or God?

FIFY

Posted by: MSDNC at March 29, 2017 06:50 PM (FkAXz)

40 Ridiculous. All Presidents get a Nobel Peace Prize when they get elected. It comes with the White House phone instructions.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 29, 2017 06:50 PM (QtQaN)

41 "What do you find most enchanting about being President?"

Posted by: garrett at March 29, 2017 06:50 PM (MmiC2)

42 Well, adolescence.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 29, 2017 06:51 PM (SEy7A)

43 CNN must have an entire room full of interns dedicated exclusively to coming up with chyron headlines that slam Trump. They run them 24/7 (except when they take a break to compare Obama to Jesus).

The other day at the gym I looked up and saw the headline "Trump To Meet With GOP" on CNN. I could not believe it. It was the first time I ever saw Trump's name mentioned on CNN in a way that didn't imply he was stupid, crooked or Hitler.

I'll bet somebody got his ass fired for that lapse.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 29, 2017 06:51 PM (8ZskC)

44 The media always manages to forget that his whore of a mom was white. And a communist.
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To the MSM, those are features to be celebrated. Not bugs.

Posted by: shibumi at March 29, 2017 06:51 PM (FkAXz)

45 My leg gets a thrill for anyone. I'm just a non-racist whore that way.

Posted by: Chrissy Matthew at March 29, 2017 06:51 PM (QtQaN)

46 Obama's economic numbers were shit and called 'roaring.'

W's economic numbers and post-2001 hiring were always referred to as 'anemic.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 29, 2017 06:51 PM (oVJmc)

47 Not a hint of negro dialect.

Posted by: Harry Reid at March 29, 2017 06:51 PM (MmiC2)

48 ...sexual awakening.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 29, 2017 06:51 PM (SEy7A)

49 Who's the black bitch who should get punched in the mouth?

Posted by: This...is CNN at March 29, 2017 06:52 PM (qJhUV)

50 Ridiculous. All Presidents get a Nobel Peace Prize when they get elected. It comes with the White House phone instructions.
Posted by: xnycpeasant

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Pleasant robot voice: "Push 3 to win an award."

Posted by: RKae at March 29, 2017 06:52 PM (4DpAT)

51
Last night the liar maddow said it was a "fact" that President Trump wanted tanks and missiles in his inauguration parade.

I guess the implication here is that President Trump is like Kim Jong Un Ye Il.

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 29, 2017 06:52 PM (J/h7H)

52 CNN not exactly disavowing the Springer comparison since they're drumming up interest by posting that shit to twitter.

Posted by: deadrody at March 29, 2017 06:52 PM (fRgyI)

53 Lawdy!

Posted by: April Ryan at March 29, 2017 06:52 PM (AGJqR)

54 It's not a debate debate. More like a meeting of mimes.

Posted by: freaked at March 29, 2017 06:52 PM (BO/km)

55
Those Polish are quick...
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LOL. It was a total accident. Wasn't online for a while, and then checked the home page... there was a new post and when I clicked on it... there was no one but me!
Posted by: shibumi at March 29, 2017 06:49 PM (FkAXz)

Well kongratulacje either way

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 29, 2017 06:52 PM (zsHGH)

56 Yes they were completely horrible against obama... Questions like "what is the most enchanting thing about your first 100 days" were brutal

Posted by: It's me donna at March 29, 2017 06:53 PM (O2RFr)

57 Ridiculous. All Presidents get a Nobel Peace Prize when they get elected. It comes with the White House phone instructions.
Posted by: xnycpeasant

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Pleasant robot voice: "Push 3 to win an award."
Posted by: RKae at March 29, 2017 06:52 PM (4DpAT)

"You get an award and you get and award and YOU get an award..."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 29, 2017 06:53 PM (zsHGH)

58 Seems to me
You just turn your pretty head and walk away

Posted by: Joe Walsh at March 29, 2017 06:53 PM (SEy7A)

59 PLEASE post the Jill Filipovic article about how the all male picture of Trump and lawmakers is a secret signal to their right-wing base that they hate womyn.

Or did I miss it?

Posted by: spoonfeed me at March 29, 2017 06:53 PM (bcDxW)

60 Its not just anyone who can wear pressed pants.

Posted by: David Brooks at March 29, 2017 06:53 PM (QtQaN)

61 Straight to Hell with that scowl-faced simpleton.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 06:54 PM (6gk0M)

62 CNN "Debate:" Do You Agree That Obama Was Held to the Same Standard As Every Other President, Or Do You Agree That You're a Dirty Racist

I guess I'm a dirty racist then.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2017 06:54 PM (4Utw1)

63 Good . I really hope someone hits Blitzer over the head with a folding chairon

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 29, 2017 06:54 PM (89T5c)

64 Yes they were completely horrible against obama... Questions like "what is the most enchanting thing about your first 100 days" were brutal
Posted by: It's me donna

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They could have really unloaded both barrels of hard-hitting journalism on him and asked him what sort of tree he wants to be.

Posted by: RKae at March 29, 2017 06:54 PM (4DpAT)

65 The racism is presumed. At best you can only flagellate yourself to shrive the unshriveable sin of Whiteness...

Posted by: The Racist Hat at March 29, 2017 06:54 PM (rUIbB)

66 I didn't know that Obama being treated with kid gloves was an argument amongst some people.

Posted by: George Orwell's Ghost at March 29, 2017 06:54 PM (UgF8H)

67 I comment on the pecs of all Presidents.
*swoon*

Posted by: No THIS is CNN Motherf*cker at March 29, 2017 06:54 PM (QtQaN)

68 Rush was talking about CNN this afternoon. CNN viewership is down below MSNBC's right now. But it doesn't matter because they still are getting paid by the cable companies and Satellite that carries them for every single subscriber the cable company house. Until the cable companies are being cut out of the deal CNN will survive.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 29, 2017 06:54 PM (yxZrv)

69 Lots of things to point to, but here are four which show the willful blindness of our media:

Obama (and Hillary) blew up the Middle East, and even armed Baby ISIS, causing huge numbers of deaths, untold suffering, and a refugee crisis that has already had momentous consequences for Europe. When we look back in 20 years, this will be seen to be a bigger fuck up than Vietnam.

During the Obama years we borrowed and spent $10 trillion and have dick to show for it. In fact, the way we spent that money can be tied to why our economy stagnated. As part of selling a false narrative, media went along with the lies of falsified economic statistics.

Media itself got played by the Favreau/Rhodes Echo Chamber, which shows how low they've fallen, but have ignored this. It's a miracle that one article slipped by the NYT editors and got published.

Lastly, the reactions of all the media talking heads and pundits as Election Night 2017, played out. No bias there!

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 29, 2017 06:54 PM (SIY7D)

70 If I ever had to go on CNN, I'd buy and wear a MAGA hat.

That would be fun.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 29, 2017 06:55 PM (zsHGH)

71 I guess I'm a dirty racist then.
Posted by: rickb223

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Been called a dirty racist so many times that it's starting to feel like my safe space.

Posted by: RKae at March 29, 2017 06:55 PM (4DpAT)

72 "Grim milestones" were no longer reported under Obama.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 29, 2017 06:55 PM (oVJmc)

73

Meanwhile, over on MSNBC "You don't get to tell other people what racism is."

mediaite video of the ensuing shouting match.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/mdn47wa

Posted by: Tonopah Talent, Inc at March 29, 2017 06:55 PM (CD335)

74 59 PLEASE post the Jill Filipovic article about how the all male picture of Trump and lawmakers is a secret signal to their right-wing base that they hate womyn.

Or did I miss it?
Posted by: spoonfeed me at March 29, 2017 06:53 PM (bcDxW)

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What was the ezine that had a picture of their staff which was all white women? The comment on the photo was all about how diverse they are.

Does that mean that that organization is full of hatred against men?

Just wondering where the standard is.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at March 29, 2017 06:55 PM (Jj43a)

75 I mean, seriously, Obama treated the media like shit, and they adored him for it. He had very few press conferences, and when he did, lied to their faces. And they said "please sir, may I have another?"

Posted by: George Orwell's Ghost at March 29, 2017 06:56 PM (UgF8H)

76 "If I ever had to go on CNN, I'd buy and wear a MAGA hat.

That would be fun.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 29, 2017 06:55 PM (zsHGH) "

Full Pepe the Frog costume. Answer all questions with either "Your concern is noted" or "U mad bro? Cuz it sounds like you're mad."

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at March 29, 2017 06:56 PM (uuwor)

77 Well kongratulacje either way
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dziekuje pan

/from Poland, the country that uses all the vowels and consonants that other nations ignore!

Posted by: shibumi at March 29, 2017 06:56 PM (FkAXz)

78 Obama (and Hillary) blew up the Middle East, and even armed Baby ISIS...

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I prefer to call them "Li'l ISIS." It sounds like a comic strip.

Posted by: RKae at March 29, 2017 06:56 PM (4DpAT)

79 How can we tell whether a job was "saved" or "created"?

Posted by: Questions never asked for 8 years at March 29, 2017 06:56 PM (QtQaN)

80 There were times when the halo around Obama's head was definitely not completely blinding.

Posted by: pep at March 29, 2017 06:56 PM (LAe3v)

81 What was the ezine that had a picture of their staff which was all white women? The comment on the photo was all about how diverse they are. ...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at March 29, 2017 06:55 PM (Jj43a)

Jezebel? Wonkette?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 29, 2017 06:56 PM (zsHGH)

82 >>Obama (and Hillary) blew up the Middle East

Libya was the stop-gap keeping (north african) muslims from mass migrating to europe.

Obama and Hillary intentionally pulled that pug.

Posted by: garrett at March 29, 2017 06:57 PM (MmiC2)

83 >> I mean, seriously, Obama treated the media like shit, and they adored him for it.

"It's like he's above us."

Posted by: Dan Rather at March 29, 2017 06:58 PM (MmiC2)

84 The death rattle of Western Civilization grows louder by the second.

Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 29, 2017 06:58 PM (ve0bY)

85 81 Jezebel? Wonkette?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 29, 2017 06:56 PM (zsHGH)

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It was either Huffpo or BuzzFeed I think.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at March 29, 2017 06:58 PM (Jj43a)

86 How about the debacle that his polices wrought in the middle east? the Cairo Speech? Libya? the red line in Syria? Premature pull-out from Iraq and ISIS as the JV team? Pull-out, surge, pullout in Afghanistan? I mean, it is an unmitigated humanitarian disaster, and at every stage, he actively made it worse. Who ever called him on it in the media?

Posted by: George Orwell's Ghost at March 29, 2017 06:58 PM (UgF8H)

87 Obama and Hillary intentionally pulled that pug.

Even misspelled, never use plug and Hillary in the same sentence. Ever.

Posted by: pep at March 29, 2017 06:58 PM (LAe3v)

88 "Obama and Hillary intentionally pulled that pug."
-Posted by: garrett at March 29, 2017 06:57 PM (MmiC2)

That was a good day.

Posted by: A Pug at March 29, 2017 06:58 PM (6gk0M)

89 Until the cable companies are being cut out of the deal CNN will survive.

The sweetest part of cord-cutting is seeing the douches at ESPN and all the other SJW havens getting the squeeze.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 29, 2017 06:59 PM (oVJmc)

90 86 I mean, it is an unmitigated humanitarian disaster, and at every stage, he actively made it worse. Who ever called him on it in the media?
Posted by: George Orwell's Ghost at March 29, 2017 06:58 PM (UgF8H)

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Rush is in the media. Does that count?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at March 29, 2017 06:59 PM (Jj43a)

91 Jezebel? Wonkette?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 29, 2017 06:56 PM (zsHGH)

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It was either Huffpo or BuzzFeed I think.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at March 29, 2017 06:58 PM (Jj43a)

LOL. I wrote Buzzfeed first, then deleted it. I know they have some male staffers there as they devoured ZeFrank.

I'd buy Huffpo as the perp though.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 29, 2017 06:59 PM (zsHGH)

92 denounced on CNN.

If only there was some way to monetize that.

Posted by: DaveA at March 29, 2017 07:00 PM (FhXTo)

93 Several times journalists openly said they were 'ending' various Obama scandals. Jeremiah Wright, for one, right down the memory hole.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 29, 2017 07:00 PM (oVJmc)

94 CNN: Jews Offend German Nationalists

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 29, 2017 07:00 PM (PY9jH)

95 denounced on CNN.

If only there was some way to monetize that.
Posted by: DaveA

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Just bragging rights would be sufficient.

Posted by: RKae at March 29, 2017 07:00 PM (4DpAT)

96 pjmedia - Christian student suspended after challenging muslim
professor deny Christ's crucifixion.
Very disturbing

Posted by: Skip at March 29, 2017 07:00 PM (GPaiX)

97 "Obama and Hillary intentionally pulled that pug."
-Posted by: garrett at March 29, 2017 06:57 PM (MmiC2)

That was a good day.

Posted by: A Pug at March 29, 2017 06:58 PM (6gk0M)

That must have been right after he jerked off that salmon.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 29, 2017 07:00 PM (zc3Db)

98 "Does that mean that that organization is full of hatred against men?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at March 29, 2017 06:55 PM (Jj43a) "

No, but it means their break room smells like cat food, Haagen-Dazs and occasional lesbian experimentation.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at March 29, 2017 07:01 PM (uuwor)

99 This woman pushes my plethysmograph into the negative scale.

This is a thing, you know. Some women cause permanent shrinkage. Just look at the poor guy on the right.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 29, 2017 07:01 PM (LWu6U)

100 Uhh....phrasing?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 29, 2017 07:01 PM (zsHGH)

101 What an annoying bint. Seriously. His point isn't just obvious and true, its ridiculous anyone with two brain cells would remotely question it. Clearly he was held to a lower standard, because of fears of racism. This is not remotely in doubt.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2017 07:01 PM (39g3+)

102 Jezebel? Wonkette?

I thought it was HuffPo.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 29, 2017 07:02 PM (oVJmc)

103 During the Obama years we borrowed and spent $10 trillion and have dick to show for it.

Correction. YOU have dick to show for it.

Come by the estate some day and I'll let you sit in the new Bentley.

Posted by: Any K Street Parasite or Crony Capitalist at March 29, 2017 07:02 PM (8ZskC)

104 Fuck yeah - "During the Obama years we borrowed and spent $10 trillion and have dick to show for it." Exactly. HOW is it we have ANY infrastructure problems remaining after all that? What in the world did we get for $10 trillion? Zip. Every penny he wasted on social do-gooder stuff that wafted away with the slightest breeze.

That kind of money he could have built a house for every homeless person in America. Cleaned up every superfund site. Rebuilt every road and bridge. And had enough left for greens fees...

Posted by: George Orwell's Ghost at March 29, 2017 07:02 PM (UgF8H)

105 CNN: U. S. Marines Inflict Cruel Casualties on Japanese Troops at Guadalcanal

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 29, 2017 07:02 PM (PY9jH)

106 Perfect headline.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 29, 2017 07:03 PM (GX63o)

107 W's daughters were major scandal to the media when they were caught drinking underage.

Have any of the MSM touched Malia Obama's drunken/drug binge this last week?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 29, 2017 07:03 PM (oVJmc)

108 @Jane D'oh

Yeah, but they mean it in a BAD way.

Frell the IJA.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 29, 2017 07:03 PM (zsHGH)

109 "CNN: U. S. Marines Inflict Cruel Casualties on Japanese Troops at Guadalcanal

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 29, 2017 07:02 PM (PY9jH) "

CNN in 1863: Republican President signs Executive Order putting millions of black Americans out of work.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at March 29, 2017 07:03 PM (uuwor)

110 The White House Easter eggs for the annual Easter egg roll are now available online. They are wooden, in 4 pastel colors, and a gold-colored one that has embossed signatures of the President and First Lady Melania Trump.

The @WhiteHouse wooden eggs are available in blue, yellow, green, and pink at US$8.50. The gold egg is $14.95.

Posted by: Moron News Service, Sewing Circle, and Timing Association at March 29, 2017 07:04 PM (DMUuz)

111 Miss, oh miss, can I get a barf bag, please? Something that I've seen and heard is making me deathly ill.

Posted by: goon at March 29, 2017 07:04 PM (EaQ6/)

112 103 Correction. YOU have dick to show for it.

Come by the estate some day and I'll let you sit in the new Bentley.
Posted by: Any K Street Parasite or Crony Capitalist at March 29, 2017 07:02 PM (8ZskC)

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Do you mean to say that I, a lowly serf, may enter your presence?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at March 29, 2017 07:04 PM (Jj43a)

113 Brooke Baldwin looks like she is going under the Kirk Lazarus proceedure for the job.

Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 29, 2017 07:04 PM (ve0bY)

114 I will always be amazed by the stupidity of people who vote for the likes of Barry or Billy Jeff. Anyone with sense knows that if their lips are moving their lying their ass off. Flim Flam men.

And some idiots did it twice.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 29, 2017 07:05 PM (5VlCp)

115 CNN can suck it.

Posted by: Weasel at March 29, 2017 07:05 PM (Sfs6o)

116 "Not a single scandal "
*furiously sweeping under rug: Benghazi, IRS targeting conservatives, abetting mass illegal immigration, Fast and Furious, DOJ targeting law enforcement, fanning race riots, targeting film makers for midnight raids, refusing to comply with subpoenas for Hillary emails........... *

Posted by: Media Truthies at March 29, 2017 07:05 PM (QtQaN)

117 When a guy playing football in his own yard made Obama look like a fool with an off-the-cuff question, the media went after the average citizen.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 29, 2017 07:05 PM (oVJmc)

118 W's daughters were major scandal to the media when they were caught drinking underage.

Well, W's daughters have fallen in line. They're pro-choice (one of the twins, Barbara, was a featured speaker at a PP event). Pretty sure after Uncle Jebbie lost to the Golden Scalp Weasel, they dutifully voted for the Beast.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 29, 2017 07:05 PM (PY9jH)

119 110 The @WhiteHouse wooden eggs are available in blue, yellow, green, and pink at US$8.50. The gold egg is $14.95.
Posted by: Moron News Service, Sewing Circle, and Timing Association at March 29, 2017 07:04 PM (DMUuz)

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I just finished the chapter about the Emancipation Proclamation and people were saying some stuff close to that.

CNN, the closest we have to Southern Fireeaters.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at March 29, 2017 07:06 PM (Jj43a)

120 I like how the MFM changed the price of oil the day Barky slimed into office. While Bush was in office the "price of oil" was North Sea Brent. The day Barky became Precedent, all of a sudden, the MFM switched to quoting the "price of oil" as West Texas Sweet. Oil dropped $15/bbl overnight. And they continued to use West Texas Sweet as "Barky's oil price" even as they quoted the prices hit under Bush (by North Sea Brent) which were prices that West Texas crude never got to. Ever!

Also, the MFM were screaming about the number of military deaths in Iraq and Afghanistan under Bush but when Barky started occupooping the Oval Office all that stopped. Even though military deaths skyrocketed under Barky - far past levels they had ever been under in Afghanistan, say - you couldn't find a story about any military deaths, at all.

We won't even bother talking about Benghazi and the whole illegal war in Libya, complete with a "no-fly zone" that had us strafing pick-up trucks ...

I could go on all day about the differences (as I'm sure everyone else, could, too) ...

But the ones who gave Barky the most leeway on everything were the Vichy GOP turds in the House. They were the worst of anyone.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 29, 2017 07:07 PM (zc3Db)

121 To be fair, I'd bang that Mulatto. After hearing her talk, however, I'd dry-bang her balloon-knot without warning.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 07:07 PM (6gk0M)

122 CNN: U. S. Warships Cause Japanese Planes to Crash in Pacific

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 29, 2017 07:07 PM (PY9jH)

123 I just finished the chapter about the Emancipation Proclamation and people were saying some stuff close to that.

CNN, the closest we have to Southern Fireeaters.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone

Which book are you reading?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 29, 2017 07:07 PM (zsHGH)

124 123 Which book are you reading?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 29, 2017 07:07 PM (zsHGH)

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Sandburg's 6 volume biography of Lincoln. Just started volume 4.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at March 29, 2017 07:08 PM (Jj43a)

125 I cant even bring myself to watch a few seconds of this twaddle. I am so glad I don't have this shit in my house.

Posted by: USNtakim at March 29, 2017 07:08 PM (hMqvx)

126 But the ones who gave Barky the most leeway on everything were the Vichy GOP turds in the House. They were the worst of anyone.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 29, 2017 07:07 PM (zc3Db)

Sir, you have insulted my honor.

Posted by: Marshal Petain at March 29, 2017 07:08 PM (8ZskC)

127 CNN: White House Press Sec. Calls Reporter April Ryan the "N" Word. Not Said, But Implied

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 29, 2017 07:09 PM (PY9jH)

128 13 Remembering all of the halos they photographed around his head.

Posted by: Miley

Now they are hunting for a good shot of him having horns.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 29, 2017 07:10 PM (ahlxU)

129 At least theres' gonna be no more bowing. About the same amount of double-talk, sure, and that's okay because we expect it and our psychic powers protect us from it, but no more bowing.

Posted by: goon at March 29, 2017 07:10 PM (EaQ6/)

130 If only we could have been as insulated from Obama as CNN wishes they could insulate us from the facts of his administration.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 29, 2017 07:10 PM (vRcUp)

131 Sandburg's 6 volume biography of Lincoln. Just started volume 4.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at March 29, 2017 07:08 PM (Jj43a)

Great, another one for the pile.

I like Foote and McPherson. Nevins can eat a dick...and probably did.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 29, 2017 07:10 PM (zsHGH)

132 The sooner they roll up this network, put it in a time machine, and ship it back to the USSR, the better.

Posted by: Fritz at March 29, 2017 07:10 PM (MF/hn)

133 "A Florida woman who botched cosmetic butt injections using tire sealant, rubber cement and superglue ..."

I can't ... even.

Posted by: Tonopah Talent, Inc at March 29, 2017 07:10 PM (CD335)

134 To borrow an old saw, if Trump walked on water tomorrow, CNN would run an hour long primetime special about him being unable to swim.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at March 29, 2017 07:11 PM (uuwor)

135 Today's journalism class assignment: compare and contrast the media coverage of Bush post Katrina and of Obama post BP spill.

Trick question of course.

The answer is that Bush is Hitler. If you wrote an essay you lose points. If you criticize Obama you're expelled.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 29, 2017 07:11 PM (yL25O)

136 Funny that a criticism of the media gets shouted down as being about Obama.

It's like these people have no logical process, isn't it?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 29, 2017 07:11 PM (oVJmc)

137 131
Great, another one for the pile.

I like Foote and McPherson. Nevins can eat a dick...and probably did.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 29, 2017 07:10 PM (zsHGH)

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The 6 volume is out of print, I think. He did do all of the work on the single volume edition, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at March 29, 2017 07:11 PM (Jj43a)

138 105 CNN: U. S. Marines Inflict Cruel Casualties on Japanese Troops at Guadalcanal
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 29, 2017 07:02

Another Grim Milestone (TM).
1342 US soldiers Killed.

Posted by: havildar-major at March 29, 2017 07:12 PM (jpW6t)

139 Hey, it's 2017, and I'm back from the woods!

Take that, you vast conspiracy of H8ters, who thought my freshness expiration date was in 2010!

Why aren't I up 50 points, BTW?

Posted by: Hillary! at March 29, 2017 07:12 PM (DMUuz)

140 CNN during WWII:

Thousands lost on a hedgerow. Is it worth it?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 07:12 PM (6gk0M)

141 Obama wasn't really a professor per se. He was not tenure track at U Chicago, which is what the term "professor" really applies to in the academic world. He was a Senior Lecturer - which although some loosely refer to as "professor" is not really the same thing, if you know Universities from an inside baseball view.

Posted by: Lurker primus at March 29, 2017 07:12 PM (DhPrq)

142 They were as hard as nails on Obama for the few moments that they managed to spit his balls out.

Posted by: Jeffersonian at March 29, 2017 07:13 PM (xiOrX)

143 In Liberal World, anyone who disagrees that Michelle Obama was the most glamorous, beautiful, brilliant first lady ever, is a racist.

But totes okay to call Melania a slut, hooker, and pron "star."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 29, 2017 07:13 PM (PY9jH)

144 The 6 volume is out of print, I think. He did do all of the work on the single volume edition, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at March 29, 2017 07:11 PM (Jj43a)

Amazon has a used set for $48. May scoop that up.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 29, 2017 07:13 PM (zsHGH)

145 So that whole 'funemployment' thing wasn't a real thing?

Posted by: East Bay Jay at March 29, 2017 07:13 PM (PvCxa)

146 A Florida woman who botched cosmetic butt injections using tire sealant, rubber cement and superglue ..."

The trick is to get the mix just right. Too much tire sealant and you go up like a blimp.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 29, 2017 07:13 PM (8ZskC)

147 Hoo boy. Fox about to bring up the baby parts harvesting in CA.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 29, 2017 07:14 PM (PY9jH)

148 Drudge has a link to a weird piece at The Sun, Ethiopian tribe hosts annual 'fat man' contest where locals gorge nothing but cow's milk and blood for MONTHS to gain weight

http://tinyurl.com/lmlsx7c

It's just a goofy story about the odd cultural practices of that particular tribe. But, what caught my eye was the second picture down. It has one of the contestants sitting on the ground, with a group of people standing behind him. One of those people, a woman, is wearing a one piece dress, with her boobs hanging out. The dress goes all the way up to her neck, but she has one boob popping out over the top of it and the other one sneaking out the side. All the other women in all the pictures are fully clothed.

This is no nip slip; it has to be deliberate. But, if she wants to go topless, why doesn't she do that? What she has going on there can't be comfortable.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 29, 2017 07:14 PM (R+30W)

149 I could go on all day about the differences (as I'm sure everyone else, could, too) ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 29, 2017 07:07 PM (zc3Db)

My favorite is the 40 million uninsured before Obamacare switching to percentages, and trumpeting the lowest ever 12.7% uninsured because of Obamacare's success.

12.7 percent = 40 million.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 29, 2017 07:14 PM (/f1mm)

150 He was a Senior Lecturer

Yes, an opportunity he got from political connections.

Where's Obama's academic record that makes him into an educator? Hell, he barely even practiced law! What is the great well of experience that makes it so valuable to impart his knowledge?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 29, 2017 07:14 PM (oVJmc)

151 Leave Barry alone!

Posted by: Reggie Love at March 29, 2017 07:14 PM (bc2Lc)

152 "Does that mean that that organization is full of hatred against men?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at March 29, 2017 06:55 PM (Jj43a) "

No, but it means their break room smells like cat food, Haagen-Dazs and occasional lesbian experimentation.
--

No, it actually means that it's filled with Womyn Rage on a scale of 1- 10, depending on "her time", Haagen-Daz and more Womyn Rage.

Did I mention Rage?

Posted by: shibumi at March 29, 2017 07:15 PM (FkAXz)

153 144
Amazon has a used set for $48. May scoop that up.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 29, 2017 07:13 PM (zsHGH)

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I love it so far. It's super dense and goes on long tangents, but those tangents always feel justified. Like the 10-15 pages about senator Sumner.

Some historians don't really consider it a history book because there are no citations and the poetic things that Sandburg is prone to go on.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at March 29, 2017 07:16 PM (Jj43a)

154 I'd like to do the color commentary in their ear phones and see what comes out of that vacuum.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at March 29, 2017 07:16 PM (fATkx)

155 i am a deplorable racist. i'm comfortable with that designation. double plus, i'm also a knuckle dragger. life is good.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 29, 2017 07:16 PM (KP5rU)

156 133 "A Florida woman who botched cosmetic butt injections using tire sealant, rubber cement and superglue ..."

I can't ... even.
Posted by: Tonopah Talent, Inc at March 29, 2017 07:10 PM (CD335)

Back alley or otherwise unlicensed cosmetic procedures are a serious thing. People have ruined themselves with them.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 29, 2017 07:17 PM (0mRoj)

157 In Liberal World, anyone who disagrees that Michelle Obama was the most glamorous, beautiful, brilliant first lady ever, is a racist.

But totes okay to call Melania a slut, hooker, and pron "star."
--

Yes.

Voiced by James Earl Jones: "This is Mental Illness"

Posted by: shibumi at March 29, 2017 07:17 PM (FkAXz)

158 Amazon has a used set for $48. May scoop that up.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 29, 2017 07:13 PM (zsHGH)

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I love it so far. It's super dense and goes on long tangents, but those tangents always feel justified. Like the 10-15 pages about senator Sumner.

Some historians don't really consider it a history book because there are no citations and the poetic things that Sandburg is prone to go on.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone

I'll check it out. I like the whole history as a narrative, so long as they aren't making stuff up. That's the only thing I do like about footnotes. But even then, you can still find ways to twist citations, ala Nevins again.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 29, 2017 07:17 PM (zsHGH)

159 Shibumi - So you think they keep the cat food at home?

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at March 29, 2017 07:17 PM (v19Dy)

160 I'd like to bring back an oldie, but goodie ... Highlights of Barky's diplomatic prowess (I laugh every time I watch this):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YG7VSt0_VcU

I don't give a shit about the queen ... but this is just typical Barky retardation.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 29, 2017 07:17 PM (zc3Db)

161 Heh. Link at Drudge, sez Huma wanted to plan Hillary's funeral back in '10.

Wishful thinking?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 29, 2017 07:17 PM (PY9jH)

162 What a stupid time to be alive.

I was actually watching TV at home this afternoon, and surfed by this little tete-a-tete on CNN. It was laughable, in a certain disturbingly stupid way.

Obama is certainly the most un-examined and skeptic free President I have ever seen in my life. On top of that, he screwed a lot of things up.

You have to wonder why, after all the WINNING! that Obama allegedly had, that the Democrat Party has gotten Schlonged! in state houses around the country, and the Republicans, as pathetic as they sometimes are, have majorities in both Houses of Congress.

Boy, are Americans dumb. What's wrong with us?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at March 29, 2017 07:19 PM (S6Pax)

163 CNN during WWII:

Thousands lost on a hedgerow. Is it worth it?

Patton's Third Army Advance Through France Creating Huge Carbon Footprint and Slaughtering the Indigenous Peoples of Europe

Posted by: tu3031 at March 29, 2017 07:19 PM (qJhUV)

164
Back alley or otherwise unlicensed cosmetic procedures are a serious thing. People have ruined themselves with them.
--

Man running CPS parenting class:

"People, caulk is not something you inject into your body. Do not pay a neighbor to put caulk from the building supply store into your butt to make it look bigger. Instead, spend that money on food and diapers for your baby. Babies need food and diapers."

Posted by: shibumi at March 29, 2017 07:19 PM (FkAXz)

165 Obama wasn't really a professor per se. He was not tenure track at U Chicago, which is what the term "professor" really applies to in the academic world. He was a Senior Lecturer - which although some loosely refer to as "professor" is not really the same thing, if you know Universities from an inside baseball view.

Posted by: Lurker primus at March 29, 2017 07:12 PM (DhPrq)

He was an adjunct, which is a half step above "graduate assistant".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 29, 2017 07:19 PM (zc3Db)

166 Boy, are Americans dumb. What's wrong with us?
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50% or so of the country is mentally ill?

Posted by: shibumi at March 29, 2017 07:19 PM (FkAXz)

167 Boy, are Americans dumb. What's wrong with us?
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50% are below average.

Posted by: Tonopah Talent, Inc at March 29, 2017 07:21 PM (CD335)

168 162 You have to wonder why, after all the WINNING! that Obama allegedly had, that the Democrat Party has gotten Schlonged! in state houses around the country, and the Republicans, as pathetic as they sometimes are, have majorities in both Houses of Congress.

Boy, are Americans dumb. What's wrong with us?
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at March 29, 2017 07:19 PM (S6Pax)

======

2009, Republicans knew that they had screwed up. It was obvious and everyone in and out of the party knew it. Opinions differed about what it had been, but the knowledge was there.

2017, Democrats only have the faintest clue that they might have screwed up.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at March 29, 2017 07:21 PM (Jj43a)

169 "People, caulk is not something you inject into your body"

Well how else am I going to get my booty so big!

Posted by: Kim K at March 29, 2017 07:21 PM (SIY7D)

170 Funny that a criticism of the media gets shouted down as being about Obama.

It's like these people have no logical process, isn't it?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 29, 2017 07:11 PM (oVJmc)

Obama's all they've got, and all they're gonna have for the foreseeable future. They haven't produced an independent thought in so long, they've forgotten how.
So, they just parrot "Obama" and "racist" when they're out of things to say.

Posted by: antisocialist at March 29, 2017 07:21 PM (gwczM)

171 ***Huma wanted to plan Hillary's funeral back in '10.

Hell, I was looking forward to the Toilet Flush and Smiley Balloon release. Eh, I'll have one.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at March 29, 2017 07:21 PM (fATkx)

172 PrimordialOrderedPair - agree - the U Chicago was pressed to expand on Obama's role there - they inflated it and covered him as much as possible and used the term SL - but I'm sure you're right, adjunct faculty given the term "Senior Lecturer", which is a long way from "Professor" as anyone commonly knows the term

Posted by: Lurker primus at March 29, 2017 07:22 PM (DhPrq)

173
The 6 volume is out of print, I think. He did do all of the work on the single volume edition, though. Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at March 29, 2017 07:11 PM (Jj43a

Bruce Catton had an excellent 3 volume set
Mr Lincoln's Army

Glory Road

A Stillness at Appomaattox

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 29, 2017 07:22 PM (lKyWE)

174 Show us your tits Brooke!

(Let's be honest about why she's on the air)

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at March 29, 2017 07:22 PM (FqgrG)

175 Back alley or otherwise unlicensed cosmetic procedures are a serious thing. People have ruined themselves with them.
--

Man running CPS parenting class:

"People, caulk is not something you inject into your body. Do not pay a neighbor to put caulk from the building supply store into your butt to make it look bigger.

IIRC, a dumb bint in Houston is going to jail over that. Seems the other bint died from it.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2017 07:22 PM (4Utw1)

176 While having a chat with one of the finance people on my team today, I noticed she had a 12-month 2017 calendar featuring a photo of Sir Golfsalot hanging insider of her cubicle. I'd bet good money the other 11 months feature him as well. My tongue will continue to bleed at least until such time as I've severed my ties with finance...

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 29, 2017 07:22 PM (V4Qfo)

177 "Denounced on CNN"
A feather in anyone's cap.

Posted by: socalcon at March 29, 2017 07:23 PM (WAnre)

178 2017, Democrats only have the faintest clue that they might have screwed up.

Shhhhhhhh then!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2017 07:23 PM (4Utw1)

179
Show us your tits Brooke!

(Let's be honest about why she's on the air)

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at March 29, 2017 07:22 PM (FqgrG)

She has a major case of Resting Bitch Face.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 29, 2017 07:24 PM (PY9jH)

180 Heh. Link at Drudge, sez Huma wanted to plan Hillary's funeral back in '10.

I've been drinking lotsa beer for the last 7 years, just in case.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 29, 2017 07:24 PM (ahlxU)

181 The N-word fits here.

Posted by: The Spelling Police at March 29, 2017 07:24 PM (/8qpd)

182 169 "People, caulk is not something you inject into your body"

Well how else am I going to get my booty so big!
Posted by: Kim K at March 29, 2017 07:21 PM (SIY7D)

Keeps it from leaking, too...

Posted by: antisocialist at March 29, 2017 07:24 PM (gwczM)

183 CNN and all the MFM, it's either cognitive dissonance or we are in the middle of a civil war where there hasn't been enough blood shed yet. These people are insane.

Posted by: Infidel at March 29, 2017 07:24 PM (uKRys)

184 i am a deplorable racist. i'm comfortable with that designation. double plus, i'm also a knuckle dragger. life is good.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 29, 2017 07:16 PM (KP5rU)
..........

You forgot Nazi. But that's understandable because you've only been one for a few months now.

Posted by: CNN at March 29, 2017 07:24 PM (HgMAr)

185 ***Huma wanted to plan Hillary's funeral back in '10.
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Break out those unused election night fireworks!!! And hold my beer!

Posted by: Dang at March 29, 2017 07:25 PM (8b+oT)

186 173 Bruce Catton had an excellent 3 volume set
Mr Lincoln's Army

Glory Road

A Stillness at Appomaattox
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 29, 2017 07:22 PM (lKyWE)

=========

Added to Amazon wish list.

Thanks!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at March 29, 2017 07:25 PM (Jj43a)

187 IIRC, a dumb bint in Houston is going to jail over that. Seems the other bint died from it.
--

This has been going on in Michigan for a while. I think I heard the first booty caulk story at least five or so years ago.

Using caulk for in house plastic surgery?

The phone is ringing. Mr. Darwin is going to take you to your new home in the netherworld.

Posted by: shibumi at March 29, 2017 07:25 PM (FkAXz)

188 IIRC the article had Hillary wanting Huma to plan her and Bill's funerals to make sure they were specticals. It's a kind of egoism actually

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 29, 2017 07:25 PM (SIY7D)

189 Spackle would be safer.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at March 29, 2017 07:26 PM (fATkx)

190
Well how else am I going to get my booty so big!
Posted by: Kim K at March 29, 2017 07:21 PM (SIY7D)

GAINZZZZ, BRAH!!!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 29, 2017 07:26 PM (oVJmc)

191 Shibumi,
You are developing quite the pair of chops. Have you thought about venturing out into Open Mic night for 5 minutes?

Damn funny and quick witted Ette. Just Sayin....

Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 29, 2017 07:26 PM (ve0bY)

192 "A Florida woman who botched cosmetic butt injections using tire sealant, rubber cement and superglue ..."

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Pro tip: whenever you see "Florida" used as an adjective, you probably want to skip that story.

Posted by: bluebell at March 29, 2017 07:26 PM (sBOL1)

193 IIRC the article had Hillary wanting Huma to plan her and Bill's funerals to make sure they were specticals. It's a kind of egoism actually
--

All she has to do is check out what they did for Rosa Parks in Detroit.

That funeral lasted for almost 10 hours and was televised live.

I kid you not.

Posted by: shibumi at March 29, 2017 07:26 PM (FkAXz)

194 "I want to put my caulk in your booty. That'll be $500.00".

...is a phrase that only works in Michigan.

Yeah... Fuck You, Michigan.

*Buckeye!*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 29, 2017 07:27 PM (6gk0M)

195 Is Obama the Precious God King?

If your answer is no, you are condemned to death you vile Heretic!!

Posted by: CNN, High Priests of the Temple of Obama at March 29, 2017 07:27 PM (MhLy8)

196 What, what, in the butt?

Posted by: Quik-Crete at March 29, 2017 07:27 PM (oVJmc)

197 184; i probably am a nazi. just haven't got the haircut yet. soon, my friends, soon.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 29, 2017 07:28 PM (KP5rU)

198 Brooke Baldwin needs CNN to buy her a 25 grand of +2's.

Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 29, 2017 07:28 PM (ve0bY)

199 Using caulk for in house plastic surgery?

It said "silicone" Mr. Smartie Pants!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 29, 2017 07:29 PM (8ZskC)

200 Hey Horde, now that the weather has broken, I'm looking to set up a Central Ohio Moron Meetup in the Columbus OH area sometime soon. If you have an interest, please email me at centralohmome atthingy email dot com.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 29, 2017 07:29 PM (tr2D7)

201 If your plastic surgeon has a pro account at Lowe's, you might be an idiot.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 29, 2017 07:29 PM (oVJmc)

202 "Obama's economic numbers were shit and called 'roaring.'"

The initially reported Obamanomic headline numbers emanating from BLS were often very promising.

The wing of the Democratic Party which we call "the news media" ran those numbers in big type above the fold on page A-1.

Then, later, in virtually every instance, the headline numbers were later retroactively revised downward to reveal the reality of an economy that was as slow as cold molasses.

The wing of the Democratic Party which we call "the news media" reported those more accurate numbers, if at all, in small type, on the lower half of page D-37, next to the ads for bail bonds.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 29, 2017 07:29 PM (noWW6)

203 Hillary wanting Huma to plan her and Bill's funerals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHQLQ1Rc_Js

Top this!

Posted by: Frank Baum at March 29, 2017 07:29 PM (FhXTo)

204 Chicago is out!? Chicago is out!?

-CNN anchor more shocked that his god King couldn't secure the Olympics for his hometown than he would have been if Zeus had appeared and shoved a lightning bolt up his ass.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at March 29, 2017 07:30 PM (FqgrG)

205 If Obama doesn't make you want to be transgender, you're a racist AND a transphobe.

And a sexist, really. Because you don't want to be a woman because you think women are inferior.

Posted by: spoonfeed me at March 29, 2017 07:30 PM (bcDxW)

206 Get the South African Spastic Code Talker and I will watch. I'm gonna watch anyway to see if the ground spits her up.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at March 29, 2017 07:30 PM (fATkx)

207 2017, Democrats only have the faintest clue that they might have screwed up.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone

This new DNC Chairman, Tom Perez, is an Obama loyalist. So he fires everybody to get rid of the Clinton loyalists mostly, and makes it look like a sweep to make clean slate. The Clinton people were corrupt, but not completely stupid. Now the Obama people will populate the DNC. Look for a lot more stupid.
With the Democrats, they always figure it's the messaging; we just have not made ourselves clear.

Perhaps, people understand only TOO clearly what they think. A top Democrat priority; letting weird men use the women's toilet in public places. That's a sure fire winner.

And their Number 2 guy at the DNS is a Muslim supremacist. Another winning strategy to bring in American voters. I really, really want Keith Ellison on TV more. The more people see of him, the less they will want to vote Democrat.

Kamikaze pilots at least were doing something that was seen as heroic in their culture in ther desire to kill themselves flying into American Navy ships. The Democrats just want to bang their heads against the wall and claim its some stupid Social Justice victory.

The Democrat Party; modern Kamikaze politics.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at March 29, 2017 07:30 PM (S6Pax)

208 191 Shibumi,
You are developing quite the pair of chops. Have you thought about venturing out into Open Mic night for 5 minutes?

Damn funny and quick witted Ette. Just Sayin....Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 29, 2017 07:26 PM

--

Thank you so much Pepe, you really made my day!

I have toyed with the idea of doing an open mic nite over the years, however, I toy with a lot of things. Like getting a job that has minimal contact with "people" and putting up a glorious golden brick wall around my house.

Posted by: shibumi at March 29, 2017 07:30 PM (FkAXz)

209 The DNC request for everyone to resign is like asking them to throw themselves on the funeral pyre of the Obama administration.

Jump and burn, fuckers.

Posted by: Dang at March 29, 2017 07:30 PM (8b+oT)

210 Nood.

And i was first. So there.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 29, 2017 07:30 PM (yL25O)

211 I actually watched that video. The butt hurt was entertaining. How dare that vile swine besmirch there precious boyfriend. Heh!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 29, 2017 07:30 PM (MhLy8)

212 An added reason for MSM to hate Trump is that he's already proven them wrong, just by winning the election. His program is to essentially be the anti-Obama and undo the last eight years as much as he can. If he succeeds, and it works, and God forbid he gets re-elected, it's an implicit indictment of MSM.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 29, 2017 07:31 PM (SIY7D)

213 These Cross Fit women are as big and strong as most college football, basketball, and baseball players.

They keep getting more manly with each Cross Fit championship.

Fucking A man.

Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 29, 2017 07:31 PM (ve0bY)

214 176; that is insanity. i would file hostile work environment charges. that's as vile as a 12 month calendar of kama sutra poses featuring amy schumer.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 29, 2017 07:32 PM (KP5rU)

215 "If your plastic surgeon has a pro account at Lowe's, you might be an idiot."

The Dremel company apparently have a differently branded professional line wherein they sell their tools to medical practices. Same tools. Just not with their consumer branding. I did a quadruple take the first time I saw one.

"Hell, Doc, no disrespect here, but if I'd a known, I woulda just up and taken this sucker off at home!"

Posted by: torquewrench at March 29, 2017 07:32 PM (noWW6)

216 This new DNC Chairman, Tom Perez, is an Obama loyalist.

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I thought that might be the story. When does Obama return to US Jurisdiction to claim his ownership of the modern Democrat Party?

Posted by: Tonopah Talent, Inc at March 29, 2017 07:32 PM (CD335)

217 207 This new DNC Chairman, Tom Perez, is an Obama loyalist. So he fires everybody to get rid of the Clinton loyalists mostly, and makes it look like a sweep to make clean slate. The Clinton people were corrupt, but not completely stupid. Now the Obama people will populate the DNC. Look for a lot more stupid.
With the Democrats, they always figure it's the messaging; we just have not made ourselves clear.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at March 29, 2017 07:30 PM (S6Pax)

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I've been wondering how this affects Hillary and her almost assured this run at the presidency.

I think that it could actually harden the Clinton camp's DESIRE for her ascent but limit her camp's ability.

How that effects their plans and strategies, I'm not sure.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at March 29, 2017 07:33 PM (Jj43a)

218 The very fact that Obama got nominated and elected proves he was held to a lower standard.

He was the least qualified candidate in American history. Little experience, less achievement, few qualifications, a tissue-thin resume and a spotty biography.

Any other candidate that couldn't exploit the soft bigotry of low expectations would have been laughed off the stage.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 29, 2017 07:33 PM (oVJmc)

219 "A Florida woman who botched cosmetic butt injections using tire sealant, rubber cement and superglue ..."

I can't ... even.
Posted by: Tonopah Talent, Inc at March 29, 2017 07:10 PM (CD335)

Back alley or otherwise unlicensed cosmetic procedures are a serious thing. People have ruined themselves with them.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 29, 2017 07:17 PM (0mRoj)

That doesn't even rise to the level of "botched". "Botched" implies that there was some chance of the procedure being successfull. There isn't a hope in Hell that injecting that sort of adhesive cocktail into a human would somehow enhance the shape of the butt cheeks.

That was out-and-out fraud, with a big dose of sadism rolled in. I'm sure the only reason the "practitioner" didn't use nuke waste was that she couldn't get her hands on any.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 29, 2017 07:34 PM (WDdjT)

220 You tell that crazy, fat kid in North Korea that if he doesn't get in line, pronto, I'm going to skull-fuck him with my fat, red-white-and-blue, American cock in front of the entire world. And that's just for starters.

Posted by: Ambassador John McCain at March 29, 2017 07:34 PM (MF/hn)

221 Thank you so much Pepe, you really made my day!

I have toyed with the idea of doing an open mic nite over the years, however, I toy with a lot of things. Like getting a job that has minimal contact with "people" and putting up a glorious golden brick wall around my house.

Posted by: shibumi at March 29, 2017 07:30 PM (FkAXz

I call them like I see and hear them. You really should give it a go. I did in college and a few years after until Obama. Biggest rush ever. I've never had more fun and been more proud of something besides my children.

Oh we share the same dreams btw

Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 29, 2017 07:35 PM (ve0bY)

222 He was an adjunct, which is a half step above "graduate assistant".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 29, 2017 07:19 PM (zc3Db)

If he were a real professor, he'd have played piano in a whorehouse.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 29, 2017 07:36 PM (WDdjT)

223 http://nydn.us/2nKiqbt

Right state, wrong city. Dallas, not Houston. Going down for silicone butt implants causing death.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2017 07:38 PM (4Utw1)

224 Mmm. Pug.

Posted by: former president o'bumbles at March 29, 2017 07:39 PM (nlbfN)

225 /from Poland, the country that uses all the vowels and consonants that other nations ignore!

In Poland, Jeopardy contestants have to take
out a mortgage when they buy vowels.

Posted by: JT at March 29, 2017 07:44 PM (86Wl7)

226 You tell that crazy, fat kid in North Korea that if he doesn't get in line, pronto, I'm going to skull-fuck him with my fat, red-white-and-blue, American cock in front of the entire world. And that's just for starters.

Posted by: Ambassador John McCain at March 29, 2017 07:34 PM---I'm so sorry Dear Leader, that wasn't me, it was an imposter. Please don't lock me up; I'll do whatever you say Dear Leader. I love communism and will always be your one and only Manchurian Candidate!

Posted by: Senator John McCain at March 29, 2017 07:45 PM (FkAXz)

227 Can't remember a time when Jesus left four men to die so that He could fly off for a fundraiser, then had His disciples lie about it and say they died because of a movie.

Posted by: Blasphemy is gonna get ya at March 29, 2017 07:46 PM (SJ184)

228 In Poland, Jeopardy contestants have to take
out a mortgage when they buy vowels.
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Optometrist: Can you please read the bottom line?

C Z K Y L I S K Y

Polish guy: Read it? I know him!

Posted by: shibumi at March 29, 2017 07:47 PM (FkAXz)

229 200 tonypete

WooHoo!!!

Posted by: ibguy at March 29, 2017 07:52 PM (vUcdz)

230 This has probably already been mentioned-but fuck it, I've gone 12 rounds with my toddler trying to get her to go to bed and I'm not reading all the comments-but Obama was given an 8 year media tongue bath because he's a black LIBERAL, not just because he's (half) black. I've watched these same latte sipping pussy media people unfairly attack Herman Cain, Ben Carson, and many others worse than other Republicans because they don't think like white liberals say they should think. Hell, Ray Lewis got canned from ESPN for calling out black gangbangers and their not insignificant role in Baltimore's skyrocketing murder rate. The media is wholesale dedicated to pushing a left wing agenda, and they will bulldoze anyone black or white who thinks otherwise.

Posted by: UGAdawg at March 29, 2017 08:31 PM (HL3BI)

231 I think Jerry Springer was just insulted. Jerry Springer never tried to claim he was anything other than what he was.

However, the Clinton News Network...

Posted by: Blake at March 29, 2017 08:51 PM (WEBkv)

232 I'm not watching that shit.

Posted by: the extremely deplorable and very racist, sexist, bigotted and homophobic james at March 29, 2017 09:12 PM (jxw6R)

233 Of course President Boy got a pass.

Posted by: Monty James at March 29, 2017 09:44 PM (gKOMX)

234 not only given a pass for whatever he did, when conservatives attacked for his hypocritical actions, they responded with "RACIST" in a deafening roar.

Posted by: arbitrary turn-back at March 29, 2017 10:23 PM (fJQAI)

235 Could be wrong but I don't recall Springer cutting off the broadcast when people disagreed....

Posted by: JoshO at March 30, 2017 12:31 PM (hpJ8r)

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