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Massachusetts State Legislator Warns Illegals About a Planned ICE Raid

Holy warriors.

A Massachusetts lawmaker posted an online warning to illegal immigrants about an upcoming Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) "raid" in the area.

State Rep. Michelle DuBois (D) [shocker] suggested in a since-deleted Facebook post that undocumented immigrants in Brockton "stay off the streets" and not answer if someone unexpected knocks on the door.

She also included a phone number for anyone "picked up by ICE" to call to get legal services.

DuBois said she received a tip-off about the "raid" from a friend in the Latino community.

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1 Bitch.... there i said it

Posted by: It's me donna at March 29, 2017 03:08 PM (O2RFr)

2 How come Democrats are never charged with conspiracy, or aiding and abetting?

Posted by: Iblis at March 29, 2017 03:09 PM (9221z)

3 Mighty smug mug on that bint.

Posted by: davidt at March 29, 2017 03:10 PM (XoldI)

4 Hmm, that seems to be a Federal crime. You know there is enough now to open a full Federal investigation. I'm sure they can find all sorts of things.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at March 29, 2017 03:10 PM (J70i0)

5 That's actually a Criminal offense. Conspiracy before the fact. I wonder how she got tipped off about the raids?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 29, 2017 03:12 PM (le7jz)

6 Stupid is what stupid does.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at March 29, 2017 03:12 PM (B11vO)

7 Not a bad idea, actually. Where can I post more of these raid notices?

Posted by: t-bird at March 29, 2017 03:13 PM (2z74n)

8 State Rep. Michelle DuBois (D) [shocker] suggested in a since-deleted Facebook post that undocumented immigrants in Brockton "stay off the streets" and not answer if someone unexpected knocks on the door.

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How do you get cut out of information loops?

This is how you get cut out of information loops.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 29, 2017 03:14 PM (GBcFH)

9 That's actually a Criminal offense. Conspiracy before the fact. I wonder how she got tipped off about the raids?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 29, 2017 03:12 PM (le7jz)

That why we need a full investigation. Roll up the lot of them. Whoever informed her had to be in law enforcement or know someone who is. If I were Session I would already have a warrant for her arrest.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at March 29, 2017 03:14 PM (J70i0)

10 I would post a follow up with her home address and an offer of sanctuary, including Free food and beer. Possibly sex for a few bucks, er, pesos.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 29, 2017 03:14 PM (9IM0p)

11 Damsel 'em all in crystals. That'll fix 'em.

Posted by: Lily (formerly from HotAir now from AoSHQ) assassin in the night at March 29, 2017 03:14 PM (eSu22)

12 At some point, somebody is going to get killed. And that is when the guns will come out.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 29, 2017 03:15 PM (RD7QR)

13 State Rep. Michelle DuBois (D) [shocker] suggested in a since-deleted Facebook post that undocumented immigrants in Brockton "stay off the streets" and not answer if someone unexpected knocks on the door.


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I'm sure she was "hacked." Probably the russians.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 29, 2017 03:15 PM (KUaJL)

14 I wonder if she entertains rape fantasies involving swarthy men of middle-Eastern provenance? Perhaps she just needs to hook up.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 29, 2017 03:15 PM (WDdjT)

15 Someone should warn the Congresscritter of an incoming FBI raid on her offices.

Gotta be something in the 1965 Immigration act to hit her with. Like Iblis said, aiding and abetting if nothing else.

Hang this admiral. Keep the rest in line.

Posted by: Jollyroger at March 29, 2017 03:16 PM (t06LC)

16 Brattleboro is proud of State Rep. Michelle DuBois and she be welcome to are town anytime. She also has been inivited to be the judge of honnor at the next Brattleboro "We Hate Trump Day Parade". We have also invited Presdent Obama and hopes he be showing up two....

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at March 29, 2017 03:16 PM (WmgTn)

17 I feel like this is a waste of the perfectly good cartoon porn thread.

The horde could have milked that topic for at least another hour or two.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 29, 2017 03:18 PM (KUaJL)

18 ..."lex luther's chauffeuse."

turns out she had a name, mercy graves, and was developed into an independent character in the d.c. universe. huh.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 29, 2017 03:18 PM (WTSFk)

19 Just need to arrest one mayor and city council, and WHEN they resist arrest, make sure there is a lesson in it for other city councils... an arrest made with 'enthusiasms'

Posted by: J Edgar at March 29, 2017 03:18 PM (DpOmP)

20 Accessory before the fact.

A big problem in the US is spineless cops.

Posted by: Fred Z at March 29, 2017 03:18 PM (Ns/en)

21 ... oops, wrong thread. sorry! :-(

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 29, 2017 03:19 PM (WTSFk)

22 No no no.

She was just trying to help ICE, by letting THEM know that the word was on the street about the upcoming raids. She was just being a good citizen.

/no pants...er, sarc/

Posted by: Elliot at March 29, 2017 03:19 PM (PEHsN)

23 That why we need a full investigation. Roll up the lot of them. Whoever informed her had to be in law enforcement or know someone who is. If I were Session I would already have a warrant for her arrest.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at March 29, 2017 03:14 PM (J70i0)


THIS

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 29, 2017 03:19 PM (493sH)

24 >>That why we need a full investigation. Roll up the lot of them. Whoever
informed her had to be in law enforcement or know someone who is. If I
were Session I would already have a warrant for her arrest.



Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at March 29, 2017 03:14 PM (J70i0)





THIS

- - -

Yup, THIS!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 29, 2017 03:20 PM (NOIQH)

25 23 That why we need a full investigation. Roll up the lot of them. Whoever informed her had to be in law enforcement or know someone who is. If I were Session I would already have a warrant for her arrest.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at March 29, 2017 03:14 PM (J70i0)


THIS
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 29, 2017 03:19 PM (493sH)

================

Retort:

That.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 29, 2017 03:20 PM (GBcFH)

26 It's been a long, long time since Brockton was the "City of Champions".

Posted by: tu3031 at March 29, 2017 03:20 PM (qJhUV)

27 Is this the same bint who claimed oh I'm just posting this so ICE knows that this leaked? See how I'm helping ICE!

Also I'm just going to leave this here for no reason at all.

http://bit.ly/2nB9t41

Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 29, 2017 03:21 PM (mf5HN)

28 http://bit.ly/2oztLIH
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New Huma Abedin Emails Reveal Additional Instances of Clinton Sending Classified Information through Unsecured Emails, Special Favors for Clinton Donors - Judicial Watch
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Willowed

Posted by: EVLINC! at March 29, 2017 03:21 PM (y3aQB)

29
Meanwhile, linked at the AM Report, a Massachusetts sheriff testified before a House committee that in his opinion, officials in sanctuary cities who defy Federal law should be arrested.

I concur.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 29, 2017 03:21 PM (mbhDw)

30 1.) Plan a raid.

2.) Make sure the 'right' people know but have the location wrong...differently for each person.

3.) See who leaks.

4.) Execute the actual raid regardless.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at March 29, 2017 03:21 PM (9krrF)

31 Incredible.
So. I wonder what other laws we can ignore too?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 29, 2017 03:21 PM (0tfLf)

32 They should all hide out in her home for a couple of years.

Posted by: ShainS at March 29, 2017 03:21 PM (YNGhD)

33 Isn't that illegal... like aiding and abetting or being an accessory to a crime after the fact?




Why is she not in jail? (Jeff Sessions... Calling Jeff Sessions. Please pick up the white courtesy phone)

Posted by: redbanzai at March 29, 2017 03:21 PM (qf8IB)

34 Tells you whose side they are on- not that we didn't know. It simply makes a great example to point to.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at March 29, 2017 03:21 PM (uhftQ)

35 A Massachusetts lawmaker posted an online warning to illegal immigrants about an upcoming Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) "raid" in the area.



What's Massachusetts Oath of Office?
Most all swear to uphold the US Constitution.
Should be a slam dunk jailable offense.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2017 03:22 PM (4Utw1)

36 31 1.) Plan a raid.

2.) Make sure the 'right' people know but have the location wrong...differently for each person.

3.) See who leaks.

4.) Execute the actual raid regardless.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at March 29, 2017 03:21 PM (9krrF)

===============

What's the term?

Canary trap?

I learned it from Game of Thrones.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 29, 2017 03:22 PM (GBcFH)

37 Flashing her brights at on coming traffic to warn of a speed trap.

Is it bad to hope she gets 'rear ended' by a speeder?




Posted by: Jack Sock at March 29, 2017 03:22 PM (yIPKR)

38 I heard DuBois is also offering bounty money to any illegal who kills or rapes a US citizen.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 29, 2017 03:22 PM (7ZVPa)

39 This is obstruction of justice. Period.
As long as this goes unpunished, it will continue.

Posted by: kraken at March 29, 2017 03:22 PM (zSVEm)

40 Here's the thing, let the Democrats do this over and over. ICE need only hold off on the raid. In the meantime, the truly illegal aliens and those too stupid to know they have no concern will stay home, not work, and not answer the door for anyone. That means no income, no public education, and nothing but fear and loathing of all the warnings coming from Democrats. When they finally get frustrated and come out to complain, bag the ones that need to go.

Posted by: Leland at March 29, 2017 03:22 PM (D4rQ6)

41 This type of insurgency against the federal government is only acceptable when a Republican is in the White House.

When it's a Democrat in the White House, the leaker is subject to the full force of not only the DOJ, but the USIC as well.

I know this is true because Clapper told me so when he perjured himself before Congress.

Posted by: MacGruber at March 29, 2017 03:22 PM (S+el1)

42 The fact that this stuff plays well with their constituents is the really terrifying part.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 29, 2017 03:22 PM (GBcFH)

43 Think, people, think!

We could post warning messages like that every day, which would a) stress out all the illegal aliens and make them paranoid and reluctant to show their faces, and b) constitute disinformation chaff that would obscure any real warnings.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2017 03:22 PM (SRKgf)

44 :::strolls in nonchalantly, carefully avoiding eye contact:::

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 29, 2017 03:23 PM (U3e2y)

45 re: the DC incident on the sidebar -
Just got back from DC late Monday. Was at the Botanic Garden on Sunday. Aside from the Constitutionally protected grievance monger with a megaphone who was there in the afternoon, didn't see any activity that dramatic.

Posted by: Pleistocene Megafauna at March 29, 2017 03:23 PM (AV9yQ)

46 She's no snitch,. . . but she is a BITCH.

Posted by: Democracy, Murdered by DemocRats at March 29, 2017 03:24 PM (ndGCC)

47 41 This type of insurgency against the federal government is only acceptable when a Republican is in the White House.

When it's a Democrat in the White House, the leaker is subject to the full force of not only the DOJ, but the USIC as well.

I know this is true because Clapper told me so when he perjured himself before Congress.
Posted by: MacGruber

Being Democrat means never having to say you're wrong

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 29, 2017 03:24 PM (FZYNt)

48 She also included a phone number for anyone "picked up by ICE" to call to get legal services.

And we could all call that number, or better yet, send faxes to it (those who still have that capability). Nothing is more irritating than getting a fax warble on a voice line.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2017 03:24 PM (SRKgf)

49 Should be a slam dunk jailable offense.

Forget it, Jake. It's Massachusetts...

Posted by: tu3031 at March 29, 2017 03:24 PM (qJhUV)

50 I think we an say that all that "immigration is totally a Federal thing and we don't wa not anything to do with it" bullshit is, well, bullshit.

Posted by: blaster at March 29, 2017 03:24 PM (HV1LS)

51 I admit it..I didn't read the intro. I just wanted out of the last thread.

Posted by: DanMan at March 29, 2017 03:24 PM (XTiHL)

52 1.) Plan a raid.



2.) Make sure the 'right' people know but have the location wrong...differently for each person.



3.) See who leaks.



4.) Execute the actual raid regardless.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at March 29, 2017 03:21 PM (9krrF)

5) Fire and charge the doofus who passes on the information.

Posted by: redbanzai at March 29, 2017 03:24 PM (qf8IB)

53 Who is her constituency? Illegals?

Legal Hispanics have to be made to understand that unbridled Illegal Immigration is not in their interests.

Blacks should see this too.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 29, 2017 03:24 PM (SIY7D)

54 Corgis w

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2017 03:25 PM (4Utw1)

55 Called

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2017 03:25 PM (4Utw1)

56 52 5) Fire and charge the doofus who passes on the information.
Posted by: redbanzai at March 29, 2017 03:24 PM (qf8IB)

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I'd imagine that ICE has to inform local authorities of raids somehow.

I don't know, though. I'm probably wrong. I usually am.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 29, 2017 03:25 PM (GBcFH)

57 So... the last thread... was it hot...was it...juicy?

Posted by: kraken at March 29, 2017 03:25 PM (zSVEm)

58 6 StupidTreason is what stupidtreason does.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at March 29, 2017 03:12 PM (B11vO)




Fixed.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 29, 2017 03:25 PM (ujg0T)

59 Uh, isn't this obstruction of justice/interference with official administration?

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 29, 2017 03:25 PM (0mRoj)

60 State Department employee to face charges in FBI probe: officials
A U.S. State Department employee is expected to appear in federal court in Washington on Wednesday to face charges in a FBI counterintelligence investigation, two U.S. officials told Reuters.

The employee, Candace Claiborne, works in the State Department office that handles Caucasus Affairs, government records showed.

One official said the charges are expected to include lying to the Federal Bureau of Investigation.

Posted by: EVLINC! at March 29, 2017 03:25 PM (y3aQB)

61 53 Who is her constituency? Illegals?

Legal Hispanics have to be made to understand that unbridled Illegal Immigration is not in their interests.

Blacks should see this too.
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 29, 2017 03:24 PM (SIY7D)

================

I'm betting her constituents are mostly white liberals.

And they support her.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 29, 2017 03:26 PM (GBcFH)

62 Coincidentally, the Sheriff of Bristol County, which is southeastern MA, was testifying before Congress yesterday and he said that all Sanctuary City politicians should be arrested.

Fireworks are coming on this issue.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 29, 2017 03:26 PM (/tuJf)

63 It is obstruction of justice.

Posted by: kraken at March 29, 2017 03:26 PM (zSVEm)

64 The Democratic Party is a criminal organization masquerading as a political party.

Posted by: Nurse Ratched at March 29, 2017 03:26 PM (N4Fkb)

65 If we had an FBI, they should be all over her [d] amn ass for corruption charges.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 29, 2017 03:26 PM (zsHGH)

66 17 I feel like this is a waste of the perfectly good cartoon porn thread.

The horde could have milked that topic for at least another hour or two.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 29, 2017 03:18 PM (KUaJL)

Easily. Mine would be Nami from One Piece. Like the fist of an angry god, I would.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 29, 2017 03:26 PM (0mRoj)

67 ICE needs to start publishing internally multiple, numerous planned raids so that the leakers don't know which ones will really take place. Leak that!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 29, 2017 03:26 PM (NOIQH)

68 On topic. I knew a ___ DuBois in seventh grade, and she had huge bazoombas. In seventh grade!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 29, 2017 03:26 PM (GX63o)

69 So . . . they're not "living in the shadows" anymore?

We've gone from "we have to give them amnesty as they're living in constant fear" to "fuck you, they're staying no matter what."

Posted by: RoyalOil at March 29, 2017 03:26 PM (ZQpd0)

70 Arrest this bitch.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 29, 2017 03:26 PM (vg8iE)

71 40 Here's the thing, let the Democrats do this over and over. ICE need only hold off on the raid. In the meantime, the truly illegal aliens and those too stupid to know they have no concern will stay home, not work, and not answer the door for anyone. That means no income, no public education, and nothing but fear and loathing of all the warnings coming from Democrats. When they finally get frustrated and come out to complain, bag the ones that need to go.
Posted by: Leland at March 29, 2017 03:22 PM (D4rQ6)



Exactly. Fatigue the response, flood the zone, cry "wolf" non-stop, call it what you like. This is an easy tactic to turn against them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2017 03:26 PM (SRKgf)

72 Does anyone know any good knock-knock jokes? Preferably en espanol!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 29, 2017 03:27 PM (U3e2y)

73 Oh joy. My work groups next all staff meeting is having an HR scold (actually it says she is from the Office of Diversity and Inclusion) talk to us. I think I'm going to be sick that day and have to stay home so as not to rudely expose other staff to my germs.

Conceivably this could be a useful group or position but this bint posted a list of 3 whiney blogs to "celebrate Black History month" We are funded to do science and one of the society annual awards is named after a black scientist who worked here, but rather than taking a few minutes to write a blurb about him for newer hires that might not remember him or go to wiki to get a bio of someone who actually accomplished something and link that she went with links to whine fest blogs by minority wymyn whinging about not being taking seriously when they got affirmative action hired rather than doing some real research in their fields and proving they are not tokens to satisfy a quota system. That kind of shit makes this 'ettes blood boil.

Posted by: PaleRider at March 29, 2017 03:27 PM (eASYU)

74 53 Who is her constituency? Illegals?

Legal Hispanics have to be made to understand that unbridled Illegal Immigration is not in their interests.

Blacks should see this too.
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 29, 2017 03:24 PM (SIY7D)



To their credit, at least a few do. I remember 1994 California, back when this place still seemed salvagable. Pete Wilson, running on this issue, was re-elected Governor with a whopping 30% of the black vote, unthinkable for a GOP candidate.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 29, 2017 03:27 PM (ujg0T)

75 It would hurt to be picked up by the fuzz.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 29, 2017 03:27 PM (IqV8l)

76 69 So . . . they're not "living in the shadows" anymore?

We've gone from "we have to give them amnesty as they're living in constant fear" to "fuck you, they're staying no matter what."
----------------------

But, really, isn't this the story of all leftist victim groups?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 29, 2017 03:27 PM (vg8iE)

77 I'm still waiting for the Federal marshals to start grabbing forty, fifty, two thousand local officials from 'sanctuary' jurisdictions and chucking them into prison ships.

Posted by: JEM at March 29, 2017 03:27 PM (TppKb)

78 She looks exactly like I knew she'd look.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at March 29, 2017 03:28 PM (ul9CR)

79 3 Mighty smug mug on that bint.
Posted by: davidt at March 29, 2017 03:10 PM (XoldI)



She SO needs to be stalked, and worse, by the underclass she is so eager to import. Karma.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 29, 2017 03:28 PM (ujg0T)

80 KNOCK KNOCK!


WHO'S THERE?


ABAYBEE


ABAYBEE WHO?


A BABY GIRAFFE, THAT'S WHO!!!!!!!

Posted by: April the YouTube Sensation at March 29, 2017 03:28 PM (jjaLl)

81 Does anyone know any good knock-knock jokes? Preferably en espanol!!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 29, 2017 03:27 PM (U3e2y)

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Immigration!

*sounds of scuttling and running*

Well...it makes ME laugh.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 29, 2017 03:28 PM (zsHGH)

82 Is Raffles to blame for glamorizing lawlessness? A fictional character dooms western civilization.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 29, 2017 03:28 PM (W8bn5)

83 Some are calling the HFC Koch toadies. You know who is saying that? GOPe

I know many, if not most of HFC members campaigned for Trump unlike others like Ryan. I recall Meadows campaigning with Donald Trump Jr. out in the middle of nowhere at some farmer's barn.

Posted by: MAGA at March 29, 2017 03:29 PM (A4HOq)

84 >>>On topic. I knew a ___ DuBois in seventh grade, and she had huge bazoombas. In seventh grade!

Huge bazoombas are always on topic!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 29, 2017 03:29 PM (U3e2y)

85 57 So... the last thread... was it hot...was it...juicy?
Posted by: kraken at March 29, 2017 03:25 PM (zSVEm)

Depends on how old it is.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 29, 2017 03:29 PM (RD7QR)

86 78 She looks exactly like I knew she'd look.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at March 29, 2017 03:28 PM (ul9CR)

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She looks like she thinks she knows more about economics than her economics professor.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 29, 2017 03:29 PM (GBcFH)

87 67 ICE needs to start publishing internally multiple, numerous planned raids so that the leakers don't know which ones will really take place. Leak that!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 29, 2017 03:26 PM (NOIQH)


Exactly. And seed different offices/departments with slightly different information, so that when something leaks, you know where it came from, and can take ... appropriate action.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2017 03:29 PM (SRKgf)

88 Giraffes give birth standing up.

I don't think this is it.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at March 29, 2017 03:29 PM (ul9CR)

89 Muchas gracias, amiga.

Posted by: Manuel Labor at March 29, 2017 03:29 PM (HgMAr)

90 25 23 That why we need a full investigation. Roll up the lot of them. Whoever informed her had to be in law enforcement or know someone who is. If I were Session I would already have a warrant for her arrest.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at March 29, 2017 03:14 PM (J70i0)


THIS
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 29, 2017 03:19 PM (493sH)

================

Retort:

That.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 29, 2017 03:20 PM (GBcFH)
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It's This N' That with Rusty!

Posted by: Independent George at March 29, 2017 03:29 PM (BDZWU)

91 14 I wonder if she entertains rape fantasies involving swarthy men of middle-Eastern provenance? Perhaps she just needs to hook up.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 29, 2017 03:15 PM (WDdjT)



She so deserves that to happen to her. Just look at that sneer. If only Leftist "Womyn" received their Karmic Punishment.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 29, 2017 03:29 PM (ujg0T)

92 72
Does anyone know any good knock-knock jokes? Preferably en espanol!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 29, 2017 03:27 PM (U3e2y)

You want knock-knock jokes after the last thread's comments on cartoon characters?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 29, 2017 03:29 PM (jxbfJ)

93 The upshot of all this is that there are clear laws that will not be enforced, so probably worse than no laws at all.

Posted by: kraken at March 29, 2017 03:29 PM (zSVEm)

94
In fairness she wouldn't have leaked it if it was on the day her houskeeper is supposed to show up.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 29, 2017 03:30 PM (lKyWE)

95 If someone received a tip that State Rep. Michelle DuBois does butt stuff, is this the place to pass that along?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 29, 2017 03:30 PM (zsHGH)

96 Michelle DuBois
...........

Deport her happy ass back to France.

Posted by: wth at March 29, 2017 03:30 PM (HgMAr)

97 72
Does anyone know any good knock-knock jokes? Preferably en espanol!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 29, 2017 03:27 PM (U3e2y)

Knock. Knock.Who's There.
*screaming* ICE scream man!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 29, 2017 03:30 PM (GX63o)

98 77 I'm still waiting for the Federal marshals to start grabbing forty, fifty, two thousand local officials from 'sanctuary' jurisdictions and chucking them into prison ships.

Posted by: JEM at March 29, 2017 03:27 PM (TppKb)

REBELS, TURN OUT YOUR DEAD!

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 29, 2017 03:30 PM (RD7QR)

99 Can we start arresting these people?

Posted by: steevy at March 29, 2017 03:30 PM (r/0kC)

100 OT: Hannity is talking about the woman on the Morning Joe who said that there was surveillance of Trump.

He keeps randomly saying in an emergency alert voice: "Attention (woman's name). You need to get a lawyer immediately. Please contact Barack Obama, he lives in Washington, he will know someone. We recommend you retain legal council as soon as possible."

Posted by: shibumi at March 29, 2017 03:31 PM (FkAXz)

101 Legal Hispanics have to be made to understand that unbridled Illegal Immigration is not in their interests.

Blacks should see this too.
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 29, 2017 03:24 PM (SIY7D)

To their credit, at least a few do. I remember 1994 California, back when this place still seemed salvageable. Pete Wilson, running on this issue, was re-elected Governor with a whopping 30% of the black vote, unthinkable for a GOP candidate.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 29, 2017 03:27 PM (ujg0T)



Cesar Chavez was adamantly opposed to illegal immigration because it undercut the Farmworkers' Union.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2017 03:31 PM (SRKgf)

102 Knock knock!!

.....no here!!...

Knock knock!!

.....nadie esta aqui!! No habla!!....

BATTERING RAM SMASHING

:::laughtrack:::

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 29, 2017 03:31 PM (U3e2y)

103 Apparently not, steevy.

Posted by: kraken at March 29, 2017 03:31 PM (zSVEm)

104 >>>Why is she not in jail?


I have always depended on the kindness of the Uniparty.

Posted by: Rep. DuBois at March 29, 2017 03:31 PM (3OAG2)

105 Knock Knock

Quien es?

Quien es I.C.E. and you are under arrest.


What, not a joke, you say? But I'm laughing. And pointing.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at March 29, 2017 03:32 PM (ul9CR)

106 I feel like this is a waste of the perfectly good cartoon porn thread.

The horde could have milked that topic for at least another hour or two.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 29, 2017 03:18 PM (KUaJL)
.............

I missed a cartoon porn thread?
Shit, see y'all later.

Posted by: wth at March 29, 2017 03:32 PM (HgMAr)

107 Courageous State Legislator fights back against Trump's racist fascism.


In other news, Climate Scientists no longer using the outmoded and outdated Scientific Method, researchers say.

Posted by: Nester Wayless at March 29, 2017 03:32 PM (DP8I4)

108 Can we start arresting these people?

Posted by: steevy


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No, one more interesting paradigm from the left is that they can break written laws with impunity, but you on the right must be punished for thought-crimes that have yet to be enacted.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 29, 2017 03:32 PM (7ZVPa)

109 I have less problem with evading stupid/unfair laws than with doing what the left does: breaking the law while relying on others *obeying* the law in order to carry out her goals. If she gets to do this, we should be allowed not to pay taxes to support it.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 29, 2017 03:33 PM (W8bn5)

110 107
In other news, Climate Scientists no longer using the outmoded and outdated Scientific Method, researchers say.

Posted by: Nester Wayless at March 29, 2017 03:32 PM (DP8I4)

=================

You missed Patriarchal and Colonial in your description of the Scientific Method.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 29, 2017 03:33 PM (GBcFH)

111 Knock knock

Who's there?

Quien

Quien Who ?

Wait what?

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 29, 2017 03:33 PM (yIPKR)

112
Sanctuary cities are safer than non-sanctuary cities.
Sanctuary cities are richer than non-sanctuary cities.
Turn the USA into a sanctuary country and utopia occurs.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 29, 2017 03:33 PM (IqV8l)

113 Knock Knock

Who's there?

Ice!

Ice Who?

Ice here to take you away Elian Gonsales

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 29, 2017 03:33 PM (jxbfJ)

114 Cesar Chavez was adamantly opposed to illegal immigration because it undercut the Farmworkers' Union.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2017 03:31 PM (SRKgf)



Sadly, somewhere toward the end of his life, "La Causa" of better wages and benefits was warped and turned into "LA Raza", importing the larger lumpenproletariat for the Demunists.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 29, 2017 03:34 PM (ujg0T)

115 https://bloom.bg/2ozptkp
----
Soros-Funded University Pledges to Fight Hungarian Crackdown - Bloomberg

Posted by: EVLINC! at March 29, 2017 03:34 PM (y3aQB)

116 No Mexican's on the streets? Then post that shit on her page everyday....

Posted by: Beto In Austin at March 29, 2017 03:34 PM (n8eXC)

117 No more games. Aiding illegal aliens is a felony. Arrest her.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 29, 2017 03:34 PM (/f1mm)

118 Someone's knockin' at the door.
Someone's ringin' the bell.

Yiiiiiiii, y que su, La Migra.

Posted by: Paul at March 29, 2017 03:34 PM (fgzLM)

119 If I was at ICE, I'd announce a lot of false immigration raids.

And then conduct real ones the next day.

Question: If it's legal to pay a bounty to private citizens who assist in the capture of other criminals, why is their no bounty on assisting in the capture of identity thieves?

And what's to stop a city from adding this to their local "crime line" reward?
Say, $100 for the arrest and conviction of anyone for identity theft?

Point is, state and local Republicans can end illegal immigration.

The will to do so is another question.


Posted by: RoyalOil at March 29, 2017 03:34 PM (ZQpd0)

120
Legal Hispanics have to be made to understand that unbridled Illegal Immigration is not in their interests. Blacks should see this too. Posted by: Ignoramus at March 29, 2017 03:24 PM (SIY7D)

There is a segment in the illegal community that knows that.It's the i'm in, now shut the door behind me attitude

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 29, 2017 03:34 PM (lKyWE)

121 Knock knock!!


.....no here!!...


Knock knock!!


.....nadie esta aqui!! No habla!!....


BATTERING RAM SMASHING


:::laughtrack:::
---

That IS funny.

Posted by: shibumi at March 29, 2017 03:34 PM (FkAXz)

122 120
There is a segment in the illegal community that knows that.It's the i'm in, now shut the door behind me attitude
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 29, 2017 03:34 PM (lKyWE)

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They should make some more noise, then.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 29, 2017 03:35 PM (GBcFH)

123 So the illegal aliens are to 'shelter in place'?
This (D)bag probably just wanted to be able to go outside herself, without being Rape-Raped.

Posted by: DemocRats Bring Utopia Every Where They Live (Eyeroll) at March 29, 2017 03:35 PM (ndGCC)

124 Sadly, somewhere toward the end of his life, "La Causa" of better wages and benefits was warped and turned into "LA Raza", importing the larger lumpenproletariat for the Demunists.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 29, 2017 03:34 PM (ujg0T)



Thanks. I hadn't known that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2017 03:35 PM (SRKgf)

125 Can you say "Obstruction of Justice"?

I knew you could.

Posted by: torabora at March 29, 2017 03:35 PM (4FsaR)

126 I might have said "un-be-f-ing-leivable" but unfortunately this kind of thing is quite believable these days.

Taking a break from drain - snaking before moving on to the cleanout in the yard. Still producing lots of Bill Nye, with an occasional Massachusetts legislator.

My loathing for this manual feed snake is growing stronger every time I run out the cable and then have to force it back into the coil by hand.
(repeat endlessly)

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at March 29, 2017 03:35 PM (KGH7Z)

127 If I broke the law of ponying up a portion of my money to the government on a regular basis, do I think my ignoring of said law would go unnoticed?
So I guess some laws are more important to the bosses than other laws. Follow the money.

Posted by: kraken at March 29, 2017 03:36 PM (zSVEm)

128 Arrest her and get her to squeal on her friend.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 29, 2017 03:36 PM (/f1mm)

129 Exactly. And seed different offices/departments with slightly different information, so that when something leaks, you know where it came from, and can take ... appropriate action.

Appropriate action, hee hee.

Guillotine, long-bed F250, not much assembly required.

Posted by: JEM at March 29, 2017 03:36 PM (TppKb)

130 Turn the USA into a sanctuary country and utopia occurs.
---

Yes, exactly! So happy you understand our plans!

Also... islam is going to be the National Religion. Just so you know.

Prepare accordingly.

Posted by: Your Betters at the DNC/RNC/ NWO at March 29, 2017 03:36 PM (FkAXz)

131 125 Can you say "Obstruction of Justice"?

I knew you could.
Posted by: torabora

If you can't poke fun at Maxine Waters wig, then fat chance charging these clowns

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 29, 2017 03:36 PM (FZYNt)

132 Knock Knock

Quien es?

I.C.E. open up!

We no order the hielo.

Posted by: wth at March 29, 2017 03:37 PM (HgMAr)

133
KNOCK KNOCK!
Who's there?
Aces
Aces WHO?
Ace's posting 'bout ICE

Posted by: Beto In Austin at March 29, 2017 03:37 PM (n8eXC)

134 She did it for the chilrens.

Posted by: Concerned for chilrens at March 29, 2017 03:37 PM (Re/7S)

135 Oh,I saw that Gore has another climate change "documentary" on the way.I wonder if he will mention everything the last one got wrong.

Posted by: steevy at March 29, 2017 03:37 PM (r/0kC)

136 Put this broad in the same cell as the illegals and we'll see how much love she has for them after about 90 days.

Posted by: Fritz at March 29, 2017 03:37 PM (2Mnv1)

137 (ii)knowing or in reckless disregard of the fact that an alien has come to, entered, or remains in the United States in violation of law, transports, or moves or attempts to transport or move such alien within the United States by means of transportation or otherwise, in furtherance of such violation of law;
(iii)knowing or in reckless disregard of the fact that an alien has come to, entered, or remains in the United States in violation of law, conceals, harbors, or shields from detection, or attempts to conceal, harbor, or shield from detection, such alien in any place, including any building or any means of transportation;
(iv)encourages or induces an alien to come to, enter, or reside in the United States, knowing or in reckless disregard of the fact that such coming to, entry, or residence is or will be in violation of law; or
(v)
(I)engages in any conspiracy to commit any of the preceding acts, or
(II)aids or abets the commission of any of the preceding acts,

Posted by: Don Q at March 29, 2017 03:37 PM (NgKpN)

138 Perp walk her.

Posted by: Don Q at March 29, 2017 03:38 PM (NgKpN)

139 Someone with a sense of humor in ICE should do all their raids in a Timmy Kaine mask.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 29, 2017 03:38 PM (U3e2y)

140 Aiding and abetting? Ain't that lik a.... a...crime? Even in Mass?

Posted by: Eromero at March 29, 2017 03:38 PM (zLDYs)

141 I wonder if Boston has more illegal Irish or Hispanic.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 29, 2017 03:38 PM (yIPKR)

142 State Rep. Michelle DuBois (D) [shocker]

A fine squadron.
http://tinyurl.com/lkvebsz

Posted by: hogmartin at March 29, 2017 03:38 PM (8nWyX)

143 I hope ICE is currently looking into the immigration status of Ms. DeBois's house cleaner, gardener, day care center staff, her office staff, the staff of the MA Dem party....

Posted by: Lizzy at March 29, 2017 03:38 PM (NOIQH)

144 Brockton. Shockah.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 29, 2017 03:38 PM (p+Wdc)

145 So, another part of this, is that the representative went about her warning in an extremely public manner. Announcing, literally, to the world that she's breaking the law.

So, it's either one of two things (or both, most likely)

1) She's actually kinda stupid and didn't realize that her announcement would be seen by people other than those she was addressing

and/or

2) It's all virtue signalling on her part.

An arrest will correct a lot of that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 29, 2017 03:39 PM (GBcFH)

146
Knock knock
Who's there
Jose
Jose who?
Jose can you see by the dawn's early light?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 29, 2017 03:39 PM (IqV8l)

147 >>I wonder if Boston has more illegal Irish or Hispanic.


She represents Brockton, Safe bet it's Hispanic

Posted by: Lizzy at March 29, 2017 03:40 PM (NOIQH)

148 arrest her? ha ha ha ha ha. every available aclu legal twit would be on this like stink on shit in 10 seconds. she woul walk, and be reelected in a walk. the time for arrests are way gone.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 29, 2017 03:40 PM (KP5rU)

149 An arrest will correct a lot of that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I was told there would be camps

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 29, 2017 03:40 PM (FZYNt)

150 She's actually kinda stupid and didn't realize that her announcement
would be seen by people other than those she was addressing
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Pretty sure that "ignorance of the law" is not a defense.

/just sayin'

Posted by: shibumi at March 29, 2017 03:40 PM (FkAXz)

151
It's also a reckless disregard for the saftey of ICE officers who depend on the element of surprise to help minimize the danger

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 29, 2017 03:40 PM (lKyWE)

152 the iceman cometh

Posted by: phoenixgirl..spring training at March 29, 2017 03:40 PM (0O7c5)

153 149 An arrest will correct a lot of that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I was told there would be camps
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 29, 2017 03:40 PM (FZYNt)

================

"I was so excited about them, too."
-Sally Kohn

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 29, 2017 03:41 PM (GBcFH)

154 136 Put this broad in the same cell as the illegals and we'll see how much love she has for them after about 90 days.

Posted by: Fritz at March 29, 2017 03:37 PM


Yes. Getting that gang tat in prison is going to hurt like hell.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 29, 2017 03:41 PM (0tfLf)

155 111 Knock knock

Who's there?

Quien

Quien Who ?

Wait what?
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 29, 2017 03:33 PM (yIPKR)

Wait? whut? someone at the door for me?

Posted by: Keanu Reeves... at March 29, 2017 03:41 PM (NgKpN)

156 "This war," shakes head sadly, "is lost."

Posted by: Nester Wayless at March 29, 2017 03:41 PM (DP8I4)

157 Seems to me, if a fellow was inclined, one could call their local Dem from a number spoofed to look like the local ICE office.

"Is this Shitbag McFuckface's office? Hi, I'm Harley Jackson, I work at ICE. This is not my real name 'cause I don't want to get caught but, you can see the number I'm calling from is at ICE. There will be a raid at 123 Front St. next week."

This tactic may also work in calling say, a fancy restaurant in NYC for a raid set for Friday evening.

Posted by: RoyalOil at March 29, 2017 03:41 PM (ZQpd0)

158 150 Pretty sure that "ignorance of the law" is not a defense.

/just sayin'
Posted by: shibumi at March 29, 2017 03:40 PM (FkAXz)

===============

"I swear, officer, I had no idea it was illegal to burn down the Republican headquarters."

"Oh, well. In that case. Don't do it again."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 29, 2017 03:41 PM (GBcFH)

159 Funny how illegal alien criminals have so many rights in this country, and they grow while the citizens' rights shrink.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 29, 2017 03:41 PM (7ZVPa)

160 Knock Knock

Quien es?

I.C.E. open up!

Porque?

Donde esta una llantera cerca de aqui?

Posted by: wth at March 29, 2017 03:41 PM (HgMAr)

161 >>So, it's either one of two things (or both, most likely)


I'd say mostly #1 with #2 as the cherry on top.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 29, 2017 03:42 PM (NOIQH)

162 Knock knock!

Who's there?

Shaft.

Shaft who?

SHAFT!


Sorry........

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 29, 2017 03:42 PM (jjaLl)

163 So if illegals aren't criminals, why would they need to be warned?

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 29, 2017 03:42 PM (/f1mm)

164 I do agree that a legal remedy for this lawlessness is likely not forthcoming. It seems no one is interested in law when it runs counter to political correctness, progressive social values, and media opinion.

Posted by: kraken at March 29, 2017 03:43 PM (zSVEm)

165 This is funny. New FOIA-ed Huma e-mail has her commenting on Notorious Cheryl Mills:

"I don't want to get cross wise with cdm [Cheryl Mills] on anything Haiti related ... HAVE YOU MET CHERYL MILLS? [Emphasis in original] you have no idea."

Among other fixes for Hillary, Cheryl made sure that the 30-odd Benghazi survivors all kept their mouths shut

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 29, 2017 03:43 PM (SIY7D)

166 Knock knock!!

Who eez eet?

Ah!

Ah who?

Abre la puerta, muchachos!!

:::the head of Timmy Kaine comes through the door:::

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 29, 2017 03:44 PM (U3e2y)

167 Knock Knock

Quien es?

I.C.E. open up!

Dave's not here, man.

Posted by: wth at March 29, 2017 03:44 PM (HgMAr)

168 Giraffes give birth standing up.

I don't think this is it.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at March 29, 2017 03:29 PM (ul9CR)

Peeks out.

"Holy schitt! That's a long way down. Ain't no way you're getting me out of here."

Posted by: baby giraffe at March 29, 2017 03:44 PM (WDdjT)

169 Saw this on WZ last night. Haven't read the thread here (so sorry if already mentioned) but last night someone posted her address, encouraging those poor illegals to seek sanctuary there.

Posted by: jazzuscounty at March 29, 2017 03:44 PM (qXNMu)

170 >>I wonder if Boston has more illegal Irish or Hispanic.


NO IRISH

Posted by: garrett at March 29, 2017 03:44 PM (MmiC2)

171 163 So if illegals aren't criminals, why would they need to be warned?

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 29, 2017 03:42 PM


And we have a winner!!!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 29, 2017 03:45 PM (0tfLf)

172 >>Giraffes give birth standing up.


But they conceive laying down.

Posted by: garrett at March 29, 2017 03:45 PM (MmiC2)

173 I do agree that a legal remedy for this lawlessness is likely not forthcoming.

Posted by: kraken

---

If law enforcement doesn't start doing its job, the people are going to provide the remedy themselves, and it won't be as neat.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 29, 2017 03:46 PM (7ZVPa)

174 This is aiding and abetting a criminal in the commission of a criminal act.

Arrest her.

Prosecute her.

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 29, 2017 03:46 PM (rUIbB)

175 Porque'?


Butter.

Posted by: IP at March 29, 2017 03:46 PM (hUtue)

176 Knock knock!!

Who's there?

It's Banana Splits Guy!

OKAY!!!

:::the door to Apartment 3G opens up, revealing bosomy roommates:::

BOWCHICKAWOWWOWWWWW

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 29, 2017 03:47 PM (U3e2y)

177 >>I do agree that a legal remedy for this lawlessness is likely not
forthcoming. It seems no one is interested in law when it runs counter
to political correctness, progressive social values, and media opinion.



Eh, wouldn't be so sure.

ICE seems to have implemented a new approach since Trump was sworn in.

ICE arrested the father of the illegal alien Rockville rapist, they pulled over and detailed a Guatamalan DREAMER after she left a press conference w/her immigration lawyer - she was whining about her fear for her parents, but she had least her Obama-gifted visa lapse, and so on. ICE seems to be targeting anyone who stands out, and Ms DuBois has no doubt caught their attention. I hope no one near or dear to her is an illegal, because she's just put a target on their backs....

Posted by: Lizzy at March 29, 2017 03:47 PM (NOIQH)

178 Knock Knock

Quien es?

I.C.E., er... I mean... Chinese Food!

Uno monento, Hey, you got those reeeaally thin tortillas?

Posted by: wth at March 29, 2017 03:48 PM (HgMAr)

179 172 >>Giraffes give birth standing up.


But they conceive laying down.
Posted by: garrett at March 29, 2017 03:45 PM (MmiC2)


"Climb every mountain, ford every stream . . ."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 29, 2017 03:48 PM (mbhDw)

180 :::the door to Apartment 3G opens up, revealing bosomy roommates:::

BOWCHICKAWOWWOWWWWW
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy

Dear Penthouse Forum;

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 29, 2017 03:48 PM (FZYNt)

181 >>>announce a lot of false immigration raids.
And then conduct real ones the next day.


and the day before

Posted by: concrete girl at March 29, 2017 03:48 PM (fZXYQ)

182


178 Knock Knock

Quien es?

I.C.E., er... I mean... Chinese Food!

Uno monento, Hey, you got those reeeaally thin tortillas?
Posted by: wth at March 29, 2017 03:48 PM (HgMAr)


"Tiburnon del tierra . . . Caramelo del telegrama . . ."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 29, 2017 03:49 PM (mbhDw)

183 it's war. what do you want? The left wants population replacement.

Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at March 29, 2017 03:49 PM (55//3)

184 Banana Splits Guy... I remember that name somehow connected to Winona Ryder.. or is that another of my false/implanted memories...

Posted by: kraken at March 29, 2017 03:50 PM (zSVEm)

185 There is a local donut shop where the illegals hang out all day, it's next door to a lumber company but they won't let them hang out. Once a week we would drive by pointing and screaming La Migra, and hilarity ensued.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 29, 2017 03:51 PM (6Ll1u)

186 I saw "Candygram for Mongo!" work in a documentary once.

"Candygram for Jaun!!" ought to work.

Posted by: RoyalOil at March 29, 2017 03:51 PM (ZQpd0)

187 "But they conceive laying down."

As a yute, I worked at The Bronx Zoo and chanced to see two giraffes going at it. A sight to behold. Definitely standing up.

Did you you know that a male giraffe has a prehensile penis?

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 29, 2017 03:51 PM (SIY7D)

188 I wonder if Boston has more illegal Irish or Hispanic.

Used to drink at a bar that had an Irish barmaid. When her visa ran out, she decided she was going to stay because, as she told us, "she belonged here". Somebody thought otherwise and dimed her out to immigration. Too bad, so sad.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 29, 2017 03:51 PM (qJhUV)

189 Winona doesn't have to knock!! I leave the door unlocked with a note that says "come on in"!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 29, 2017 03:52 PM (U3e2y)

190 Impeach her for breaching her oath of office:

http://www.largo.org/p_oaths.html

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 29, 2017 03:52 PM (4AVeu)

191 177 Eh, wouldn't be so sure.

ICE seems to have implemented a new approach since Trump was sworn in.

ICE arrested the father of the illegal alien Rockville rapist, they pulled over and detailed a Guatamalan DREAMER after she left a press conference w/her immigration lawyer - she was whining about her fear for her parents, but she had least her Obama-gifted visa lapse, and so on. ICE seems to be targeting anyone who stands out, and Ms DuBois has no doubt caught their attention. I hope no one near or dear to her is an illegal, because she's just put a target on their backs....
Posted by: Lizzy at March 29, 2017 03:47 PM (NOIQH)

================

They could have ramped things up quietly, going after obvious violent criminals that Obama let slip through the cracks.

Instead, they're going obvious.

Sounds like a mixture of orders from above and frustration from those below.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 29, 2017 03:52 PM (GBcFH)

192 Banana Splits Guy... I remember that name somehow connected to Winona Ryder..>>>

On a restraining order.

Posted by: Winona at March 29, 2017 03:53 PM (WYwks)

193 173 I do agree that a legal remedy for this lawlessness is likely not forthcoming.

Posted by: kraken

---

If law enforcement doesn't start doing its job, the people are going to provide the remedy themselves, and it won't be as neat.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 29, 2017 03:46 PM


Exactly. So Rep duBois...here's a deal for ya.
Whatever happens to one of my family at the hands of one of your "undocumented immigrants" happens to you.
They get spit on...you get spit on.
Their house gets vandalized...your house gets vandalized.
They get sent to the hospital...well. You get the idea.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 29, 2017 03:53 PM (0tfLf)

194 Michelle DuBois? looks like she sucks, as in terrible, in bed.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 29, 2017 03:54 PM (SjImc)

195 That column you posted the other day about already being in a civil war seems more accurate by the day, Ace.

Posted by: Jeffersonian at March 29, 2017 03:54 PM (+ttLq)

196 Ugh, she's on Fox. Smug. Loving the attention. She'll probably be this week's Pussyhat Brigade's hero.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 29, 2017 03:54 PM (NOIQH)

197 Knock Knock

Quien es?

I.C.E., er... I mean... Chinese Food!

Uno momento. Hokay which one of you Maricons order the Chinese?

Posted by: wth at March 29, 2017 03:54 PM (HgMAr)

198 I do not think it will matter. I think of all the times that the police will anounce that they will be cracking down on speeding on the main drag here. Sure enough on that day lots of cars are pulled over.

We are creatures of habit.

Posted by: Picric at March 29, 2017 03:54 PM (AiBfy)

199 I wonder if Boston has more illegal Irish or Hispanic.

Used to drink at a bar that had an Irish barmaid. When her visa ran out, she decided she was going to stay because, as she told us, "she belonged here". Somebody thought otherwise and dimed her out to immigration. Too bad, so sad.
Posted by: tu3031 at March 29, 2017 03:51 PM (qJhUV)


There's all kinds of variants of gee it would be awful if ICE showed up to deport my mother in law who has overstayed her visa. I hope they don't show up to 123 Main Street, Anytown USA sometime around 5:25 p.m. when she gets home from work and she always forgets to lock the side door when she comes in. It would be awful if ICE showed up.

Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 29, 2017 03:54 PM (mf5HN)

200 Can we have at least one day where public officials and SJWs are not breaking the law?

What about a day where they are held accountable for breaking the law?

This is fucking ridiculous and exhausting.

Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 29, 2017 03:54 PM (ve0bY)

201 since-deleted Facebook

Profiles in Courage.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 29, 2017 03:55 PM (B+qrE)

202 196 Ugh, she's on Fox. Smug. Loving the attention. She'll probably be this week's Pussyhat Brigade's hero.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 29, 2017 03:54 PM (NOIQH)

=================

She's only so smug because she knows that she won't be punished. She's seen too many examples of leftist civil disobedience receiving no pushback to think differently.

If nothing happens to her, others will see her example and become even more brazen.

She really needs to be made a very public example of.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 29, 2017 03:55 PM (GBcFH)

203 Did you you know that a male giraffe has a prehensile penis?

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 29, 2017 03:51 PM (SIY7D)

He reached through the bars of the cage and stole your popcorn, didn't he?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 29, 2017 03:55 PM (WDdjT)

204 That column you posted the other day about already being in a civil war seems more accurate by the day, Ace.
Posted by: Jeffersonian




I got so excited I almost shot my neighbor. I thought the war done started.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2017 03:56 PM (4Utw1)

205 188 I wonder if Boston has more illegal Irish or Hispanic.

Used to drink at a bar that had an Irish barmaid. When her visa ran out, she decided she was going to stay because, as she told us, "she belonged here". Somebody thought otherwise and dimed her out to immigration. Too bad, so sad.
Posted by: tu3031 at March 29, 2017 03:51 PM (qJhUV)

==================

I was told that only minorities get deported by the racist police state of America.

Was I lied to?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 29, 2017 03:56 PM (GBcFH)

206 Maybe the plan is for us all to become inured to the reality of not having laws, but rather guidelines.

Posted by: kraken at March 29, 2017 03:56 PM (zSVEm)

207 He reached through the bars of the cage and stole your popcorn, didn't he?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

If I had a nickel....

Posted by: Bruce at March 29, 2017 03:56 PM (8ikIW)

208 They could have ramped things up quietly, going after obvious violent criminals that Obama let slip through the cracks.

Instead, they're going obvious.

Sounds like a mixture of orders from above and frustration from those below.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 29, 2017 03:52 PM (GBcFH)

Lets see.... we've had many years of high profile cases where the law was not enforced. Where people were publically thumbing their noses at law enforcement...

Now, how do you get the point across that we are NOW enforcing the Law? Perhaps by making some examples of some HIGH PROFILE types? The types that make the news?

So the mass of illegals will suddenly realize... oh... crap... maybe we need to get legal... or go home, because we can't break the Law anymore.

Its a tactic, and a good one IMO... border crossings have already dropped significantly...

Posted by: Don Q. at March 29, 2017 03:57 PM (NgKpN)

209 The fact that we are talking about Massachusetts and Hispanics shows what we are under is an invasion. An invasion aided an abetted by a group of treasonous quislings.

Posted by: MAGA at March 29, 2017 03:57 PM (A4HOq)

210 203 Did you you know that a male giraffe has a prehensile penis?

Not impressed.

Posted by: Ron Jeremy at March 29, 2017 03:57 PM (tFWWx)

211 She definitely damseled the minorities in her district.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at March 29, 2017 03:57 PM (xeeHA)

212 206 Maybe the plan is for us all to become inured to the reality of not having laws, but rather guidelines.
Posted by: kraken at March 29, 2017 03:56 PM (zSVEm)

===============

Cause if there's one thing to mimic in terms of organizing a society, it's the Pirate Code from some Johnny Depp movies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 29, 2017 03:57 PM (GBcFH)

213 I wonder if Boston has more illegal Irish






Talk about a wet back!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2017 03:57 PM (4Utw1)

214 200; as long as hillary walks free this will be the order of the day. there is no law anymore. only for dumbfuck little people like us. anybody in government is above the law.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 29, 2017 03:58 PM (KP5rU)

215 Instead, they're going obvious.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 29, 2017 03:52 PM (GBcFH)

I just don't understand how Trump intends to deport 11-50 million illegals. It's so unreasonable, unrealistic, and would cost at least seventy katrillion dollars.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 29, 2017 03:58 PM (/f1mm)

216 So DuBois is saying she has a Latino friend?

I thought saying stuff like that was racist.

Posted by: Furious George at March 29, 2017 03:58 PM (j+dfT)

217 >>They could have ramped things up quietly, going after obvious violent criminals that Obama let slip through the cracks.

Instead, they're going obvious.


They're going high profile to get publicity and send a message.
I'm am OK with that.

Sets people's expectations that ICE will be looking for you if you announce that you're here illegally, if you get caught breaking another law they will take the opportunity to deport you (see: TX woman caught voting illegally).

Posted by: Lizzy at March 29, 2017 03:58 PM (NOIQH)

218 205 188 I wonder if Boston has more illegal Irish or Hispanic.

Used to drink at a bar that had an Irish barmaid. When her visa ran out, she decided she was going to stay because, as she told us, "she belonged here". Somebody thought otherwise and dimed her out to immigration. Too bad, so sad.
Posted by: tu3031 at March 29, 2017 03:51 PM (qJhUV)

==================

I was told that only minorities get deported by the racist police state of America.

Was I lied to?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 29, 2017 03:56 PM (GBcFH)

500,000 Visa overstays LAST YEAR....

Posted by: Don Q. at March 29, 2017 03:58 PM (NgKpN)

219 Geoffrey Rush for President. Argh.

Posted by: kraken at March 29, 2017 03:58 PM (zSVEm)

220
Knock knock!!



Who's there?



It's Banana Splits Guy!



OKAY!!!



:::the door to Apartment 3G opens up, revealing bosomy roommates:::



BOWCHICKAWOWWOWWWWW

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 29, 2017 03:47 PM


Dude, you worry me sometimes....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 29, 2017 03:59 PM (p+Wdc)

221

I seem to remember they arrested a guy a few years ago for putting money in parking meters that were about to expire.But tipping of an immigration raid okay

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 29, 2017 03:59 PM (lKyWE)

222 Maybe the plan is for us all to become inured to the reality of not having laws, but rather guidelines.
Posted by: kraken



So I can move all of those on my "Terminal" list to a "Can Do" list?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2017 03:59 PM (4Utw1)

223 I just don't understand how Trump intends to deport 11-50 million illegals. It's so unreasonable, unrealistic, and would cost at least seventy katrillion dollars.
Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 29, 2017 03:58 PM (/f1mm)

Think you forgot the sarc tag there.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 29, 2017 03:59 PM (KUaJL)

224 221

I seem to remember they arrested a guy a few years ago for putting money in parking meters that were about to expire.But tipping of an immigration raid okay
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 29, 2017 03:59 PM (lKyWE)

===============

Wasn't that a My Name is Earl episode?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 29, 2017 04:00 PM (GBcFH)

225 What about a day where they are held accountable for breaking the law?



This is fucking ridiculous and exhausting.

Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 29, 2017 03:54 PM (ve0bY)

Sorry. The law is closed. Moose out front should've told you.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 29, 2017 04:00 PM (GX63o)

226 223 I just don't understand how Trump intends to deport 11-50 million illegals. It's so unreasonable, unrealistic, and would cost at least seventy katrillion dollars.
Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 29, 2017 03:58 PM (/f1mm)

Think you forgot the sarc tag there.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 29, 2017 03:59 PM (KUaJL)

=================

Because the use of katrillion wasn't obvious enough for some people.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 29, 2017 04:00 PM (GBcFH)

227 Knock Knock

Quien es?

I.C.E., er... I mean... Girl Scout Cookies!

RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!
*door flies open, six Mexicans come running out*

Posted by: wth at March 29, 2017 04:01 PM (HgMAr)

228 Think you forgot the sarc tag there.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 29, 2017 03:59 PM (KUaJL)

I figured the "katrillion" made it redundant.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 29, 2017 04:01 PM (/f1mm)

229 Missed it by that much.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 29, 2017 04:01 PM (/f1mm)

230 I figured the "katrillion" made it redundant.
Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 29, 2017 04:01 PM (/f1mm)

Sorry. We haven't had a good troll around here in a while. I'm getting jumpy.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 29, 2017 04:01 PM (KUaJL)

231 There's all kinds of variants of gee it would be awful if ICE showed up to deport my mother in law who has overstayed her visa. I hope they don't show up to 123 Main Street, Anytown USA sometime around 5:25 p.m. when she gets home from work and she always forgets to lock the side door when she comes in. It would be awful if ICE showed up.

You are one vicious little creature, aren't you?

Hee hee.

Posted by: JEM at March 29, 2017 04:02 PM (TppKb)

232 226 223 I just don't understand how Trump intends to deport 11-50 million illegals. It's so unreasonable, unrealistic, and would cost at least seventy katrillion dollars.
Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 29, 2017 03:58 PM (/f1mm)

Think you forgot the sarc tag there.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 29, 2017 03:59 PM (KUaJL)

=================

Because the use of katrillion wasn't obvious enough for some people.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 29, 2017 04:00 PM (GBcFH)

someones Sarcometer needs calibration...

Posted by: Don Q. at March 29, 2017 04:02 PM (NgKpN)

233 I do worry at times when I think about the Balkans in the 90's, but then I remember that we are a civil society, founded on laws. And then I worry some more.

Posted by: kraken at March 29, 2017 04:02 PM (zSVEm)

234 I figured the "katrillion" made it redundant.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 29, 2017 04:01 PM (/f1mm)

Maybe "katrillion" is autocucumber for "quadrillion"?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 29, 2017 04:02 PM (WDdjT)

235 I figured the "katrillion" made it redundant.
Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 29, 2017 04:01 PM (/f1mm)


Nobody gets my sarcasm either.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 29, 2017 04:02 PM (tFWWx)

236 Sorry. We haven't had a good troll around here in a while. I'm getting jumpy.
Posted by: joe




PULL! Aiiieeeeee!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2017 04:03 PM (4Utw1)

237 Knock Knock



Quien es?


Landshar.....I mean ICE!

*opens door*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 29, 2017 04:04 PM (p+Wdc)

238 Mr. President, we cannot allow a $10 Lettuce Gap!

Posted by: Gen. Buck Turgidson at March 29, 2017 04:04 PM (oVJmc)

239 Because the use of katrillion wasn't obvious enough for some people.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 29, 2017 04:00 PM (GBcFH)
...............

Hey, why didn't somebody tell me what comes after a trillion while I was still in office?

Posted by: Barry Soetoro - AA, BFD at March 29, 2017 04:04 PM (HgMAr)

240 i find it quaint how people still think our betters still need to follow laws and shit. laws are for little people.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 29, 2017 04:05 PM (KP5rU)

241 Maybe "katrillion" is autocucumber for "quadrillion"?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 29, 2017 04:02 PM


Nah...that's what is cost to fix New Orleans after the hurricane.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 29, 2017 04:05 PM (p+Wdc)

242 Mother-in-law
(Mother in law)

Satan is her name
To me they're just the same

Posted by: Cheap Trick covering R&B standards at March 29, 2017 04:05 PM (kXWUw)

243 New one is up

Posted by: Lizzy at March 29, 2017 04:05 PM (NOIQH)

244 The concept of the 'katrillion' or the 'quadrillion' only really matters when it comes to the volume of sperm to be implanted in the cute chick you expect to end up the mother of your child, or two, or however many eggs your blast can target.

Posted by: JEM at March 29, 2017 04:06 PM (TppKb)

245 239 Because the use of katrillion wasn't obvious enough for some people.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 29, 2017 04:00 PM (GBcFH)
...............

Hey, why didn't somebody tell me what comes after a trillion while I was still in office?
Posted by: Barry Soetoro - AA, BFD at March 29, 2017 04:04 PM (HgMAr)

===============

It's not a goal, dummy!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 29, 2017 04:07 PM (GBcFH)

246 Nood

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2017 04:07 PM (4Utw1)

247
Wasn't that a My Name is Earl episode?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 29, 2017 04:00 PM (GBcFH)


I don't know never watched the show but I now it was filmed in the neighborhood I grew up in

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 29, 2017 04:09 PM (lKyWE)

248

Are we at the point in this farce when the Left tells us "Jesus would warn immigrants of ICE raids, too"?

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 29, 2017 04:09 PM (J/h7H)

249
Karl Rove: Adam Schiff is a sneaky little shit.

Yesterday, Rove said on Fox News he has never trusted Schiff.

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 29, 2017 04:10 PM (J/h7H)

250 Hold my Beer

...oh, wait.
I forgot about my prehensile penis.

Posted by: Male Giraffe at March 29, 2017 04:13 PM (MmiC2)

251 Knock Knock

Quien es?

Landshark.

Que?

Just kidding. Actually, it's ICE. Come out, and bring your toothbrush.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2017 04:28 PM (SRKgf)

252 Are we at the point in this farce when the Left tells us "Jesus would warn immigrants of ICE raids, too"?

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 29, 2017 04:09 PM (J/h7H)



So Jesus would warn ... Jesus?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2017 04:29 PM (SRKgf)

253 Send Federal Marshalls in the middle of the night to arrest her for breaking federal laws that prohibit assisting illegals to evade our immigration laws.

Posted by: colfax mingo at March 29, 2017 04:44 PM (PX+kj)

254 Argh...there IS a difference between "marshals" and "marshalls". One is a surname, the other a position in government. That's just starting to annoy me.

In any event, when will this brave legislator craft legislation which will have State Police arrest ALL Customs agents working in MA? If she's serious, that is.

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at March 29, 2017 04:58 PM (QUhLG)

255 188 "I wonder if Boston has more illegal Irish or Hispanic.

Used to drink at a bar that had an Irish barmaid. When her visa ran out, she decided she was going to stay because, as she told us, 'she belonged here'. Somebody thought otherwise and dimed her out to immigration. Too bad, so sad."

This is why we need exit visas.

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at March 29, 2017 05:06 PM (QUhLG)

256 State Rep. Michelle DuBois (D) [shocker]

I live here, there ain't no other kind.

Posted by: steve walsh at March 29, 2017 05:18 PM (SPxQP)

257 I'd imagine that ICE has to inform local authorities of raids somehow.



I don't know, though. I'm probably wrong. I usually am.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 29, 2017 03:25 PM (GBcFH)
____________________________________Not ICE, but when we execute warrants, we usually notify the local department as we are rolling up to the house as a courtesy (unless we are working with the agency, and they are involved).

Posted by: elliot at March 29, 2017 05:36 PM (p2sa0)

258 I'd imagine that ICE has to inform local authorities of raids somehow.

____________________

I don't know, though. I'm probably wrong. I usually am.



Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 29, 2017 03:25 PM (GBcFH)
____________________________________Not
ICE, but when we execute warrants, we usually notify the local
department as we are rolling up to the house as a courtesy (unless we
are working with the agency, and they are involved).

___________ Depends on what's happening. ICE may notify for something like child porn, counterfeit stuff, national security or drugs (customs-related), but may not for immigration related due to varying degrees of cooperation from locals. Presumably most locals don't want the official notification - plausible denial. Also, immigration arrests tend to mean administrative warrants (signed by senior ICE officers), not the same as criminal - aka signed by a judge. Been this way for a very long time.

Posted by: Big Giant Head at March 29, 2017 07:52 PM (FTOh0)

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