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Social Justice Warrior High Commandant Anita Sarkesian Attacks Arch-Prog For Making Silly Joke About Being Attracted to Videogame Cartoon Character

The reason she attacked him for a disposable silly joke? Because the character he (jokingly) said he'd been aroused by (a purple cartoon fox called "Krystal," if I have this right) was "damseled" -- this is her cute term for "put in need of male assistance," like a damsel in distress -- and "trapped in a crystal," which is bad, because, I don't know, the Patriarchy wants to control women's bodies by trapping them in Space Crystals or something and she fears that finding a cartoon fox trapped in a space crystal sexually arousing might encourage men to trap women inside Space Crystals in real life.

Seriously, this was one of her tweets attacking this guy:

@femfreq
She's LITERALLY trapped in a crystal. Finding a female character who is damseled and stripped of her agency arousing is kinda gross tbh.

We must not normalize the trapping of cartoon foxes inside Space Crystals, or something.

This is how you got Trump.

People are genuinely sick of this shit. We've had it up to our eyeballs with self-appointed priestesses scolding us for pretty much everything.

While these Immoral Priestesses demand that every woman's every single sexual choice be celebrated, they simultaneously demand that every man be made to wear a penile plethysmograph to make sure they're not experiencing any suspect blood flow to their members while thinking forbidden thoughts.

For sexual offenders [the penile plethysmograph] is typically used to determine the level of sexual arousal as the subject is exposed to sexually suggestive content, such as pictures, movies or audio, although some have argued that phallometry is not always appropriate for the evaluation of sexual preferences or treatment effects.

These anti-sex Jalverts aren't content just to hound you for your impure actions in real life. They are so zealous they they will chase you down for impure fantasies in your head.

And what authority do they have to do this? How have they gained any authority whatsoever to presume to Boner Shame people, except by asserting that they they have this authority?

Note to Anita Sarkesian and the rest of the Sex Repessive Maenads: You will not be allowed to control my body.

That's the language you idiots prefer, right?

More from Amy Alkon, who hints that the idea of dominating someone (or being dominated by someone) sexually is kind of such a widespread and harmless fantasy -- kind of vanilla, actually, which is why many knock Fifty Shades of Gray for not being as "edgy" as it pretends -- that it's a little shocking that this prudish witch Sarkesian hasn't heard of it.

Oh and just to remind everyone -- the guy who she's criticizing was joking, and I don't just mean "joking," I mean he was saying something that was obviously untrue and which he intended to be funny because it was so obviously untrue:

no offense but anyone who acts like they didn't jack off to Krystal from Star Fox Adventures is lying to you

-- Nick Robinson (@Babylonian) March 27, 2017

Hey, I didn't say it was a a good joke. I just said it was a joke.

Not only are you no longer permitted to have sexual thoughts which have not been pre-cleared as Sexually Permissible by Anita Sarkesian's Committee for Feminist Moral Hygiene, you're no longer even allowed to make jokes falsely claiming you've had such forbidden sexual thoughts.


Thanks to @zakn.


Bonous: I wonder what paroxysms Anita Sarkesian goes into when she hears Devo's Whip It. A woman is damseled by having a whip wrapped around her mid-section! It's so Control My Body I Just Can't Even Any More.

Bonous: Anna Puma mentioned that there is "Krystal" cosplay. Here's a video of this sexy, sexy cartoon fox.

Posted by: Ace at 02:03 PM




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1 English, please?

Posted by: Por Favor at March 29, 2017 02:04 PM (yD0BM)

2 Anita just needs a good spanking.

Posted by: GregV61 at March 29, 2017 02:06 PM (MoJlY)

3 People are genuinely sick of this shit. We've had it up to our eyeballs
with self-appointed priestesses scolding us for pretty much everything.
===============================



Heh. Finally, someone worse than Church Ladies.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 29, 2017 02:06 PM (lwiT4)

4 What's the old joke, "no one ever fantasized about being tied down and ravashed by someone dressed as a liberal?"

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 29, 2017 02:06 PM (Tnhbr)

5 If trapping cartoon women in crystals is wrong then I don't want to be right!

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 29, 2017 02:06 PM (RD7QR)

6 You will be made to care Ewok!

Posted by: Anita at March 29, 2017 02:07 PM (z49bN)

7 Her head's enclosed in a crystal, all right. A crystal ROCK.

Posted by: Chelsea Handles Hers at March 29, 2017 02:07 PM (SJ184)

8 Nice mansplain, Ace.

Posted by: Lily Formerly of HotAir (Now from AoSHQ)assassin in the night at March 29, 2017 02:07 PM (vivhj)

9 Meanwhile these same "women's rights activists" are perfectly fucking fine with letting men in dresses (who get off on passing) into every area that is supposed to be women only.

So sick of these "progressive" feminists.

Posted by: Lauren at March 29, 2017 02:08 PM (GWXF6)

10 >>>Nice mansplain, Ace.

You approve of my main hethis?

Posted by: ace at March 29, 2017 02:08 PM (8rNrN)

11 OK, help me out here...

Jessica Alba as Sue Storm.

Naked AND invisible.

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO!?!?!?!?!?!?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 29, 2017 02:09 PM (B+qrE)

12 I'm a conservative. There was nothing wrong with good old fashioned tying-them-to-the-railroad-tracks and I see no reason to change now.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 29, 2017 02:09 PM (Tnhbr)

13 Neo-Puritans

Puritans because of the idea that they hated sex (with 14 kids per married couple...)

Neo because neo-conservative is much more of a slur from the left than from the right, and adding neo to a label for the left makes them angry (also works with neo-Confederate).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 29, 2017 02:09 PM (GBcFH)

14 *pads in on kitsune feet with nine tails a fluttering*

Humans are insane, only by Kannon-sama's intercession do they still breath I think.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 29, 2017 02:09 PM (V/rjX)

15 You approve of my main hethis?
Posted by: ace at March 29, 2017 02:08 PM (8rNrN)

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Sure. You are a real HERo.

Posted by: Lily Formerly of HotAir (Now from AoSHQ)assassin in the night at March 29, 2017 02:10 PM (vivhj)

16 Outrage is Anita's business.

That's how she makes money, but ginning up outrage and getting stupid people (including Twitter's CEO Jack Dorsey) to give her money, power and prestige.

We should deport her to Saudi Arabia, let her preach her message to those who truly need it.

Also, not even with a rented dick.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 29, 2017 02:10 PM (zsHGH)

17 There was nothing wrong with good old fashioned tying-them-to-the-railroad-tracks and I see no reason to change now.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 29, 2017 02:09 PM (Tnhbr)
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Always liked Dudley DoRight.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 29, 2017 02:10 PM (lwiT4)

18 Scumbag Turks. They kill 1.5 million Armenians, but leave us with Sarkeesian and the Kardashians

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at March 29, 2017 02:10 PM (rX06+)

19 Ah. Someone else I don't know.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 29, 2017 02:11 PM (qJhUV)

20 To recap:

Imaginary character sexploitation: Problematic.

ISIS-specific and Islam-general oppression of women: /crickets.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 29, 2017 02:11 PM (B+qrE)

21 Pu-leese

But it is okay for the most successful trilogy of mommy porn in history to have the woman of desire be in bondage? As in literal bondage ala 50 shades of gray.

So it's okay if women want it that way (even if it is just fantasy) but verboten if a man hints at liking it.

People with issues. And a platform for broadcasting them.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 29, 2017 02:12 PM (z79tQ)

22 I guess Anita hated The Dark Crystal also.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 29, 2017 02:12 PM (V/rjX)

23 >>>19 Ah. Someone else I don't know.
Posted by: tu3031

...

main villain in Gamergate. Does nothing but scold and shame. Then cries victimhood, and gets paid by companies to help develop their censorship policies. She's on Twitter's Committee for Public Safety board, deciding who shall be banned and why.

Posted by: ace at March 29, 2017 02:12 PM (8rNrN)

24 It's actually a mass hysteria that covers everything liberals touch.

I'd like to whack them in the face with my boner shame.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 29, 2017 02:12 PM (9IM0p)

25 The stompening runs fast and furious today.

Posted by: JEM at March 29, 2017 02:13 PM (TppKb)

26 Without 'robbing some one of agency', story is impossible.

These bints want their selected groups represented only in glowing, perfect terms, which is, of course, impossible in a story where jeopardy, or conflict, or danger is required.

Therefore, unless you're telling SJW Fables of Empowerment, storytelling is impossible.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 29, 2017 02:13 PM (oVJmc)

27 Yes, sick of this crazy sh#t.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 29, 2017 02:13 PM (NOIQH)

28 Twitter's Committee for Public Safety board

Please tell me that's not the actual name.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 29, 2017 02:13 PM (B+qrE)

29 On the plus side...Amy Alkon pics. Which, on her good days, are ginger-tastic.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 29, 2017 02:13 PM (zsHGH)

30

Pretty sure that scrunt is a virgin.

It would explain a lot.


Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzzy at March 29, 2017 02:13 PM (fXbV9)

31 gets paid by companies to help develop their censorship policies.
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You can get paid for that? Heck, I've been doing my life all wrong.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 29, 2017 02:13 PM (lwiT4)

32 You know, more and more every day I'm convinced that Twitter is the worst invention of all time.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 29, 2017 02:13 PM (qJhUV)

33 Sir Winston Churchill to Anita, "In the morning Ma'am I'll wake sober while you will still be a harridan."

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 29, 2017 02:14 PM (V/rjX)

34 >>>28 Twitter's Committee for Public Safety board

Please tell me that's not the actual name.

...

no, but it's something like that. The Committee of Public Safety I think is the name of the guillotine squad during the bloodiest phase of the French Revolution.

Posted by: ace at March 29, 2017 02:14 PM (8rNrN)

35 Is she still wearing those godawful hoop earrings?

Or did she remove them to stop appropriating black culture or whatever the hell.

Posted by: Lauren at March 29, 2017 02:14 PM (GWXF6)

36 I once had a girlfriend who liked to be tied up with silk scarves and "dominated".

I guess that makes us both deviants worthy of flogging in their twisted world.

By the way, I'm leaving for the day.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 29, 2017 02:14 PM (9IM0p)

37 Tracer from Overwatch is one thing, but Krystal? That's just wrong.

Posted by: richard mcenroe at March 29, 2017 02:15 PM (8JE5H)

38 I know, Ace. Hence my suspicion that it WAS the name in the absence of any historical knowledge by our betters.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 29, 2017 02:15 PM (B+qrE)

39 >>>Pretty sure that scrunt is a virgin.

It would explain a lot.

...

I doubt it. You don't have to be a virgin to talk like this. You just need to be a hypocrite and a hustler and someone who wants to control people.

I'm pretty sure she's a shit lay, though.

Posted by: ace at March 29, 2017 02:15 PM (8rNrN)

40 main villain in Gamergate. Does nothing but scold and shame. Then cries
victimhood, and gets paid by companies to help develop their censorship
policies. She's on Twitter's Committee for Public Safety board, deciding
who shall be banned and why.


So she gets to say who's allowed to piss in their sandbox?

Posted by: tu3031 at March 29, 2017 02:15 PM (qJhUV)

41 fwiw, vagrammar div.:

the term "cisgender" (from the latin cis - on the side of, e.g. cisalpine) was invented by volkmar sigusch a german sexologist in the 1990's, with "zissexuelle".

what is it with those wacky germans?

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 29, 2017 02:15 PM (WTSFk)

42 Where have all the space-crystal breakin' cowboys gone? Probably where I left my razor.

Posted by: That chick with the armpits at March 29, 2017 02:16 PM (Sp1NT)

43 "30

Pretty sure that scrunt is a virgin. "

Oh no. I'm sure she's been with dozens of terrible beta males who came in 2 minutes and then turned around to play Halo 3.

Posted by: Lauren at March 29, 2017 02:16 PM (GWXF6)

44 Not only that...

But she is insulting the FURRY community!

Posted by: Don Q at March 29, 2017 02:16 PM (NgKpN)

45 Let's work this through to it's endpoint:

--- "Damseled" is bad because it means a woman needs a man's help
--- Women don't need men's help, or to be treated with any special consideration or care based on their sex (i.e. NO chivalry)
--- Men need to be trained to never, ever do anything special or nice toward women because this denies them agency


Aaaaaand then these same women b#tch about men *not* treating them well with nonsense such as "manspreading," "Nevertheless, she persisted!," and "how dare you talk to April Ryan that way?!?".

INSANE

Posted by: Lizzy at March 29, 2017 02:16 PM (NOIQH)

46 Well, hey, if somebody tells you they won't jack off to a cartooned chelsea clinton, they are lying to you. Especially if she has a purple or orange tail. Lying. To. You.

Posted by: Eromero at March 29, 2017 02:17 PM (zLDYs)

47 "Posted by: ace at March 29, 2017 02:15 PM (8rNrN)"

Ok. There's tea all over my monitor asshole.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 29, 2017 02:17 PM (9IM0p)

48 So now we're back to playing Mother-May-I

Posted by: grammie winger at March 29, 2017 02:17 PM (lwiT4)

49 >>>I know, Ace. Hence my suspicion that it WAS the name in the absence of any historical knowledge by our betters.

it's pretty close to that, though. They missed the historical reference themselves, because of course they did.

I looked it up: It's the Trust and Safety Council.

Posted by: ace at March 29, 2017 02:17 PM (8rNrN)

50 I may or may not have jacked it to Lisa Hayes from Robotech...

Posted by: steevy at March 29, 2017 02:17 PM (r/0kC)

51 I'm pretty sure she's a shit lay, though.

"DON'T OBJECTIFY ME!!!!"

That's hot.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 29, 2017 02:17 PM (B+qrE)

52 It occurs to me that the person in this scenario that we're defending is a dude who is admitting to masturbating to a an anthropomorphic fox from a video game.

Western civilization is doomed.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 29, 2017 02:17 PM (KUaJL)

53 no offense but anyone who acts like they didn't jack off to Krystal from Star Fox Adventures is lying to you

*looks at shelf where Star Fox Adventures remains unplayed*

*checks clock before kids come home*

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 29, 2017 02:18 PM (oVJmc)

54 I must be getting old.
I absolutely cannot connect with this at all on any cultural level. Video game cartoon...Crystal??
Space Crystal???
Huh?

I'm going back to reading. Reading "The Portrait of a Lady" by James at the moment.
Sigh....

Posted by: Diogenes at March 29, 2017 02:18 PM (0tfLf)

55 Note....

GamersGate predated Trump by a couple of years...

Posted by: Don Q at March 29, 2017 02:18 PM (NgKpN)

56 Why "gross" and not "morally reprehenible"?

I suspect Anita is playing 11-dimensional psychological chess.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 29, 2017 02:18 PM (vRcUp)

57 These are the people running things?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 29, 2017 02:18 PM (IqV8l)

58 Lauren, they tried to play HALO-3 afterwards but that got Anita yammering again so...

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 29, 2017 02:18 PM (V/rjX)

59 O/T. I think that giraffe only pretended to be pregnant to get her boyfriend to marry her. Now he's all "WTF" and she's all "I must have miscarried while sitting on the toilet" and he's all "I'm don't think you were pregnant in the first place" and she's all "Brad don't leave"......

Kinda sad.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at March 29, 2017 02:18 PM (kfcYC)

60 You can see it now. She's one of those girls doing that thing with her mouth while her "boyfriend" is playing Call of Duty 4.

You can tell by the passive aggressive writing style.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 29, 2017 02:18 PM (9IM0p)

61 Also, if we're judging hot video game characters, Liara or Tali from the Mass Effect franchise are like a tier above everything else.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 29, 2017 02:18 PM (KUaJL)

62 https://youtu.be/bWcASV2sey0

Forgotten 80's whip-crack

Posted by: SarahW at March 29, 2017 02:19 PM (Sp1NT)

63 "the 'lady" doth protest too much, me thinks"

Posted by: runner at March 29, 2017 02:19 PM (c6/9Q)

64 22 I guess Anita hated The Dark Crystal also.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 29, 2017 02:12 PM (V/rjX)

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I'm too Skeksi for my shirt, too Skeksi for my shirt...

Posted by: josephistan at March 29, 2017 02:19 PM (7HtZB)

65 >>Nice mansplain, Ace.




You forgot the "/sarc" tag

Posted by: Lizzy at March 29, 2017 02:19 PM (NOIQH)

66 And you've got April Ryan making the cable rounds saying her widdle feelings were hurt by that big meanie Spicer... Says agenda? What agenda?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 29, 2017 02:19 PM (O2RFr)

67 >>I'm pretty sure she's a shit lay, though. Posted by: ace at March 29, 2017 02:15 PM (8rNrN)

De butt. Mo dembly. It's the only way.

Posted by: General Zod at March 29, 2017 02:19 PM (Bdeb0)

68 I've got your schadenplethysmograph right here!

Posted by: ShainS at March 29, 2017 02:19 PM (unSSZ)

69 I can (sort of) understand how the WSJ went over to the cheap labor/no borders crowd (corporate division). There's dollars there. But odd that they also seem to have embraced censorship. Saw one of their pieces the other day about how social media companies have been forced to become "more responsible" about posted content, for teh Hate Sprechen etc. WTF?!

Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 29, 2017 02:19 PM (QtQaN)

70 "58 Lauren, they tried to play HALO-3 afterwards but that got Anita yammering again so..."

Then she harrumphed in the corner about how no one ever damseled her.

Posted by: Lauren at March 29, 2017 02:19 PM (GWXF6)

71 It occurs to me that the person in this scenario that we're defending is a dude who is admitting to masturbating to a an anthropomorphic fox from a video game.


Hill. To. Die. On.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 29, 2017 02:19 PM (B+qrE)

72 I want you to respect me for my mind.

Posted by: Anita Sarkesian at March 29, 2017 02:19 PM (vRcUp)

73 Trust and Safety Council.

"Trust us! It's for your own Safety!"

https://youtu.be/AjPau5QYtYs

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 29, 2017 02:20 PM (V/rjX)

74 Oh, and people seem to be missing this:

This is blue on blue action.

May they continue to immolate each other day in and day out until only the most dedicated to their cause is left.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 29, 2017 02:20 PM (GBcFH)

75 More from Amy Alkon, who hints that the idea of dominating someone (or being dominated by someone) sexually is kind of such a widespread and harmless fantasy -- kind of vanilla, actually, which is why many knock Fifty Shades of Gray for not being as "edgy" as it pretends -



Well, someone bought 50 million copies!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2017 02:20 PM (4Utw1)

76 I think we should all just take a few minutes to jack off to this Krystal (or Jessica Rabbit) and find out what all the fuss is about.

Always try to make an informed decision.

Posted by: jwest at March 29, 2017 02:20 PM (Zs4uk)

77 32 You know, more and more every day I'm convinced that Twitter is the worst invention of all time.
Posted by: tu3031 at March 29, 2017 02:13 PM (qJhUV)

Back when I was actually on Twitter daily I began to notice that I was tired more often. Then I wore a heart rate hoojiggy (yeah, it's been a long day) for a while and started to notice that my heart rate would increase while using it. Even I can put two and two together, and I quit except for cute animal gifs and kbdabear's pics.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 29, 2017 02:20 PM (RD7QR)

78 >>71
It occurs to me that the person in this scenario that we're defending
is a dude who is admitting to masturbating to a an anthropomorphic fox
from a video game.

Still laughing.

Posted by: General Zod at March 29, 2017 02:20 PM (Bdeb0)

79 I think every cartooon character in existence has been compromised by the animated porn industry.

The things they had Judy Jetson do should would shock you.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 29, 2017 02:20 PM (yIPKR)

80 66 And you've got April Ryan making the cable rounds saying her widdle feelings were hurt by that big meanie Spicer... Says agenda? What agenda?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 29, 2017 02:19 PM (O2RFr)

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"I'm not the story here. The story is my hurt feelings."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 29, 2017 02:21 PM (GBcFH)

81 You forgot the "/sarc" tag

Posted by: Lizzy at March 29, 2017 02:19 PM (NOIQH)

I thought that /sarc tags were optional here.

Like pants except during the book threads.

Posted by: Lily Formerly of HotAir (Now from AoSHQ)assassin in the night at March 29, 2017 02:21 PM (vivhj)

82 21 Pu-leese

But it is okay for the most successful trilogy of mommy porn in history to have the woman of desire be in bondage? As in literal bondage ala 50 shades of gray.

So it's okay if women want it that way (even if it is just fantasy) but verboten if a man hints at liking it...

Posted by: OneEyedJack

Ugh. I don't think I'd even want a sammich from a lady whose tied up and blindfolded.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at March 29, 2017 02:21 PM (kfcYC)

83 Krystal in Star Fox ?

She's a One.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 29, 2017 02:21 PM (tFWWx)

84 I had a thing for Robin Peters in Wing Commander 3. She was hawt.

And, yes, had a vulnerable aspect to her character.

These things aren't unknown. What's new are the scolds trying to reverse hundreds of years of literature on the subject.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at March 29, 2017 02:21 PM (tVWQB)

85 Think these people go home at night and think to themselves, "Man, I can't believe I'm getting away with this bullshit..."?

Posted by: tu3031 at March 29, 2017 02:21 PM (qJhUV)

86 I wish I didn't know about:

Twitter
Anita Sarkesian
furries
plenthysmographs

Posted by: goodluckduck at March 29, 2017 02:21 PM (yqvys)

87 Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 29, 2017 02:17 PM (KUaJL)

We're defending the guy who made a joke from moral scolds.

If the end of society is sex jokes than that shit was over before it began.

Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist at March 29, 2017 02:21 PM (dzmBR)

88 Armenian prude. Hooda thunk.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 29, 2017 02:22 PM (FtrY1)

89 The things they had Judy Jetson do should would shock you.

YOU LEAVE JUDY ALONE!!!

Posted by: tu3031 at March 29, 2017 02:22 PM (qJhUV)

90 I'm going to need the name of this male gamer for immediate incarceration. Sexual arousal over mythical female creatures is not who we are.

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge in Grass Skirt at March 29, 2017 02:22 PM (ZFUt7)

91 If I were single and dating today I think I would just move to the South Pole - alone - and live in a little igloo among the penguins.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at March 29, 2017 02:22 PM (/WPPJ)

92 So are yoga pants cultural appropriation or binding women in camel-wedgies?

Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 29, 2017 02:22 PM (QtQaN)

93 I just got back from Asia. It's big business in places like Japan to have women dress as various characters for, ahem, companionship.

We, Or maybe I read that somewhere.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 29, 2017 02:22 PM (9IM0p)

94 If Huma's got the strapon, and Hill and Anita are soixante-neuf, who's being damseled? Not Huma, right? Hill? Or Anita?

Posted by: General Zod at March 29, 2017 02:23 PM (Bdeb0)

95 71 It occurs to me that the person in this scenario that we're defending is a dude who is admitting to masturbating to a an anthropomorphic fox from a video game.


Hill. To. Die. On.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 29, 2017 02:19 PM (B+qrE)

You can have my cock, when you pry it from my Cold Dead hands...

oh... wait.. cold dead hands... that was the Ex wife...

Nevermind...

Posted by: Don Q at March 29, 2017 02:23 PM (NgKpN)

96 Anita Sarkeesian = CIS Brianna Wu

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 29, 2017 02:23 PM (oVJmc)

97 Like pants except during the book threads.

Pants during book threads is robbing someone of agency, you know.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 29, 2017 02:23 PM (B+qrE)

98 92 So are yoga pants cultural appropriation or binding women in camel-wedgies?
Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 29, 2017 02:22 PM (QtQaN)

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That was totally yesterday.

Now they're pollutants.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 29, 2017 02:23 PM (GBcFH)

99 Ann-Margrock!

Posted by: Fred Flintstone at March 29, 2017 02:23 PM (IqV8l)

100 I find it pretty ironic that a group of women that absolutely nobody wants to have sex with for any reason spends so much time obsessing about this shit.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 29, 2017 02:23 PM (/tuJf)

101 You seem to have missed the silver lining here, Ace. Obviously the feminazis have this thing about damseled chicks in video games, but apparently it's a-ok to jerk off to the tuff ones, like... eh, I don't know video games.

What's the one, Bayonetta? Something like that? Or maybe the one Angelina Jolie played in a movie, the female Indiana Jones chick.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 29, 2017 02:23 PM (TOk1P)

102 93 I just got back from Asia. It's big business in places like Japan to have women dress as various characters for, ahem, companionship.

We, Or maybe I read that somewhere.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 29, 2017 02:22 PM (9IM0p)

Here we call it... Halloween....

Posted by: Don Q at March 29, 2017 02:23 PM (NgKpN)

103 It occurs to me that the person in this scenario that we're defending
is a dude who is admitting to masturbating to a an anthropomorphic fox
from a video game.
-----------------------------------
And now I wonder what all I have missed out on by not playing video games.

Posted by: RioBravo at March 29, 2017 02:24 PM (SsblQ)

104 Anita is going to die of a stroke when she discovers Rule 34.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 29, 2017 02:24 PM (KUaJL)

105 The things they had Judy Jetson do should would shock you.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 29, 2017 02:20 PM (yIPKR)



As the Fredo of the Clinton Crime Family would say...

"I hope that was PhotoShopped"

Posted by: jwest at March 29, 2017 02:24 PM (Zs4uk)

106 Cosplay Krystal

http://www.cosplay.com/photo/2957169/

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 29, 2017 02:24 PM (V/rjX)

107 >>>Well, someone bought 50 million copies!


And you're welcome.

Posted by: The Women Who Also Bought "I'm With Her" T-Shirts at March 29, 2017 02:24 PM (8rNrN)

108 What about the car fax Fox? He isn't wearing pants!

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 29, 2017 02:24 PM (yIPKR)

109 Yoga pants? A sinister plot against women....

Posted by: It's me donna at March 29, 2017 02:24 PM (O2RFr)

110 @100
I find it pretty ironic that a group of women that absolutely nobody wants to have sex with for any reason spends so much time obsessing about this shit. Jackstraw.

*ahem*

Posted by: Andrea Dworkin at March 29, 2017 02:24 PM (QtQaN)

111 >>It occurs to me that the person in this scenario that we're defending
is a dude who is admitting to masturbating to a an anthropomorphic fox
from a video game.


Heh.

Think we're really defending a dude's freedom from being Boner Shamed (love that term!) by feminist scolds for a simple joke.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 29, 2017 02:24 PM (NOIQH)

112 I'm too Skeksi for my shirt, too Skeksi for my shirt...
Posted by: josephistan at March 29, 2017 02:19 PM (7HtZB)


Fact: nobody has ever seen Aughra and Helen Thomas in the same room at the same time.

rly maeks u think

Posted by: hogmartin at March 29, 2017 02:25 PM (8nWyX)

113 they simultaneously demand that every man be made to wear a penile plethysmograph to make sure they're not experiencing any suspect blood flow to their members while thinking forbidden thoughts.

*****


They probably would rather just ship us all off to a penile colony.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 29, 2017 02:25 PM (wPiJc)

114 Ah, good ole' Anita S. Them SJWs fighting the real ills of society, they are.

Meanwhile in the rest of the non-Western world, actual ills remain completely ignored.

Posted by: Gaff at March 29, 2017 02:25 PM (Zq87K)

115 109 Yoga pants? A sinister plot against women....
Posted by: It's me donna at March 29, 2017 02:24 PM (O2RFr)

================

So...women are too stupid to realize it?

That can't be it...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 29, 2017 02:25 PM (GBcFH)

116 "main villain in Gamergate. Does nothing but scold and shame. Then cries victimhood, and gets paid by companies to help develop their censorship policies."


I get Anita Sarkesian and Brianna Wu mixed up. Which one is really a dude?

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 29, 2017 02:25 PM (OD2ni)

117 Today Planned Parenthood is celebrating 101 years of murdering human beings in their tiniest form.

Pink out.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 29, 2017 02:25 PM (Ivjge)

118 Confession: I thought Mrs. Incredible was hot.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 29, 2017 02:26 PM (OD2ni)

119 I find it pretty ironic...
Posted by: JackStraw at March 29, 2017 02:23 PM (/tuJf)


You misspelled "obvious."

Posted by: BurtTC at March 29, 2017 02:26 PM (TOk1P)

120 Well at least I can parallel park.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 29, 2017 02:26 PM (QtQaN)

121 Archer still has the most sock-encrusting women in the animated medium.

Posted by: josephistan at March 29, 2017 02:26 PM (7HtZB)

122 Don't know who this "Krystal" character is, but I can bet she is no Bugs Bunny in drag.

Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper at March 29, 2017 02:26 PM (1JnAL)

123 This is as old as time. First, it was Ginger from Gilligan's Island. Now it's game characters.

The only thing that's changed is the quality of animation.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 29, 2017 02:26 PM (9IM0p)

124 I get Anita Sarkesian and Brianna Wu mixed up. Which one is really a dude?
Posted by: Benji Carver at March 29, 2017 02:25 PM (OD2ni)


Wu.
But Sarkesian is Canadian.

Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist at March 29, 2017 02:27 PM (dzmBR)

125 If you 'damsel' me while you mansplain'.

YOU GONNA FEEL SOME SERIOUS PAIN.

Posted by: Anita Sarkesian at March 29, 2017 02:27 PM (vRcUp)

126 113 they simultaneously demand that every man be made to wear a penile plethysmograph to make sure they're not experiencing any suspect blood flow to their members while thinking forbidden thoughts.

*****


They probably would rather just ship us all off to a penile colony.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 29, 2017 02:25 PM (wPiJc)

and then they wonder how the 'Men Going their own way' stuff got started...

/facepalm

Posted by: Don Q at March 29, 2017 02:27 PM (NgKpN)

127 >>113 every man be made to wear a penile
plethysmograph to make sure they're not experiencing any suspect blood
flow to their members while thinking forbidden thoughts.

Challenge accepted.

Posted by: General Zod at March 29, 2017 02:27 PM (Bdeb0)

128 Sarkeesian was named to run the People's Soviet Socialist Trust And Safety Council at TWTR.

Via said lofty perch she has banned from Twitter such terrible menaces to trust and safety as Robert Stacy McCain (of "The Other McCain" blogging fame).

Meanwhile, jihadi elements continue to quite openly use Twitter to graphically boast of their lethal exploits and to recruit new terror operatives.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 29, 2017 02:27 PM (noWW6)

129 These anti-sex Jalverts aren't content just to hound you for your impure actions in real life. They are so zealous they they will chase you down for impure fantasies in your head.

=====

There's so little actual misogyny in contemporary America that they have to makeup shiite like this.

Similar to the imaginary, conjured-up notions of micro-aggressions, white privilege, cultural appropriation, etc. in the absence of actual racism.

Posted by: ShainS at March 29, 2017 02:27 PM (YNGhD)

130 i am so out of the loop on this shit, i'll just go watch cnn, or saturday night fever, or some shit. maybe just some shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 29, 2017 02:27 PM (KP5rU)

131 This Krystal is no Judy Jetson, I can tell you that.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 29, 2017 02:28 PM (7ZVPa)

132 he (jokingly) said he'd been aroused by (a purple cartoon fox called "Krystal," if I have this right)

*****


She was taken in by his phallus flag operation.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 29, 2017 02:28 PM (wPiJc)

133 She's on Twitter's Committee for Public Safety board, deciding who shall be banned and why.

Posted by: ace at March 29, 2017 02:12 PM (8rNrN)

How very French Revolutiony of a name for the committee. I suspect she would have fit right in with the originals. That position is why she can't just be ignored either since she is definitely of the "You will be made to care," mindset.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 29, 2017 02:28 PM (sEDyY)

134 Huh?

Posted by: Jaimo at March 29, 2017 02:28 PM (9U1OG)

135 I'm so sick of people (not you, ace, you're stuck here in this horror show with the rest of us) giving credence to people Anita what'sherpuss. Why is she taken seriously? Why?


Why aren't I the voice of feminism? That's an actual, serious question.

I come from a subculture where I was told explicitly that I was not allowed to do things because I am female and I went and did them anyway because that idea was ludicrous.

I put myself through graduate school, hell, graduate school of the preferred kind.

I pay my own bills. Mainly. *shiftyeyes*

I don't expect or want anyone else to support me.

I like sexing girls as well as boys.

So.

Why am I not a Thought Leader? Why aren't my opinions treated as Oh So Insightful?

Oh. That's right.

I believe in individuals before sexes. I believe there's nothing wrong in being male. I believe there's nothing wrong in being straight. I don't believe that having a uterus gives me some kind of Divine Insight Into The Holy Oneness Of All Things or whatever bollocks is being bandied about.

I don't believe that being my failures are caused by the Patriarchy. Hell, I don't believe that the Western world is a patriarchy.

I don't believe that women and men are exactly the same in all respects because that's just not true.

I don't believe that's Not Funny.

Hmm. It's starting to become clear now.

Stupid Universe.

Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 29, 2017 02:28 PM (mf5HN)

136 Those guys in Cool Hand Luke lusting after the suds-covered chick were LITERALLY IN CHAINS!

Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 29, 2017 02:29 PM (QtQaN)

137 I am afraid the "Ace of Spades HQ" is the last bastion of a place you can still be funny.

Posted by: Paladin at March 29, 2017 02:29 PM (QGbEp)

138 Boy, for Liberals, they sure love themselves a lot of rules. Rules for this and rules for that. And sometimes the Rules for today completely contradict the Rules from yesterday. And one day, THIS group of people gets to make the Rules, and the next day, those same people are getting all judged by the people who are making the Rules TODAY.


It's almost like there's no objective standard.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 29, 2017 02:29 PM (lwiT4)

139
I just checked out this Krystal, and if I was Garfield I would be hammering that cat's tail like a plate of lasagna.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 29, 2017 02:29 PM (ODxAs)

140 She was taken in by his phallus flag operation.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 29, 2017 02:28 PM (wPiJc)
----------------------
OK but sheepwrecked was better.

Posted by: RioBravo at March 29, 2017 02:29 PM (SsblQ)

141 118 Confession: I thought Mrs. Incredible was hot.
Posted by: Benji Carver at March 29, 2017 02:26 PM (OD2ni)

OK.... so why, if Mrs. Incredible's power was to be able to stretch and remold her body.... did she have the body of a frumpy housewife???

Or, was that why Mr Incredible was so in love... that could change behind closed doors???

Enquiring minds want to know!

Posted by: Don Q at March 29, 2017 02:29 PM (NgKpN)

142 Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 29, 2017 02:28 PM (mf5HN)

Empress, I require your answer to a question of great importance.


Cora, Ventra, or Peebee?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 29, 2017 02:30 PM (KUaJL)

143 @139
I do not even understand. And please stay away from my kitchen.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 29, 2017 02:30 PM (QtQaN)

144 Lol, just saw that the name was a paraphrase. I suspect the real name is still very Orwellian though since Statists have so little self-awareness.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 29, 2017 02:30 PM (sEDyY)

145 I'm pretty sure she's a shit lay, though.





Posted by: ace at March 29, 2017 02:15 PM


Pretty sure just flipping her over won't cure it in her case.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 29, 2017 02:30 PM (p+Wdc)

146 135 I believe in individuals ...
Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 29, 2017 02:28 PM (mf5HN)

===============

"Didn't need to read any more. I know now that you are worse than Hitler."
-Very smart college student who's struggling with their core classes but acing that gender studies course

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 29, 2017 02:30 PM (GBcFH)

147 Plus the Empress likes Hate Shakes and lemon bars.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 29, 2017 02:30 PM (V/rjX)

148 Confession: I thought Mrs. Incredible was hot.

Posted by: Benji Carver


*****


Come on. You're just pulling my leg, right?

Posted by: Mrs Incredible at March 29, 2017 02:30 PM (wPiJc)

149 gotta admit, if I had to have sex with an animal, a fox would be high on the list.

also probably a dolphin. Hardwood, as the kids say.

Posted by: ace at March 29, 2017 02:31 PM (8rNrN)

150 Is anita sarkesian a woman, or one of those "twitter" women? Just asking, I don't know who that is actually.

Posted by: SarahW at March 29, 2017 02:31 PM (Sp1NT)

151 >>>You seem to have missed the silver lining here, Ace.
Obviously the feminazis have this thing about damseled chicks in video
games, but apparently it's a-ok to jerk off to the tuff ones, like...
eh, I don't know video games.

What's the one, Bayonetta? Something like that? Or maybe the one
Angelina Jolie played in a movie, the female Indiana Jones chick. Posted by: BurtTC at March 29, 2017 02:23 PM (TOk1P)


There have been posts by SJWs pissed about Bayonetta, too. I think their beef is just men fantasizing about video game women and they find reasons to complain about it.

Posted by: Prudie, still looking for shrines in Hyrule at March 29, 2017 02:31 PM (al6UK)

152 141 OK.... so why, if Mrs. Incredible's power was to be able to stretch and remold her body.... did she have the body of a frumpy housewife???

Enquiring minds want to know!
Posted by: Don Q at March 29, 2017 02:29 PM (NgKpN)

================

Well, obviously, because of this gap in logic the movie is 100% worthless.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 29, 2017 02:31 PM (GBcFH)

153 Because if an actual woman, Anita might be having a Pentheus moment and is trying to repress her aching need to be rescued by making it illegal.

Posted by: SarahW at March 29, 2017 02:32 PM (Sp1NT)

154 I don't believe that having a uterus gives me some kind of Divine Insight Into The Holy Oneness Of All Things
=================================


Now you're just being silly.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 29, 2017 02:32 PM (lwiT4)

155 "149 gotta admit, if I had to have sex with an animal, a fox would be high on the list.

also probably a dolphin. Hardwood, as the kids say."

PETA called. So did animal control. They'd like to have a word with you.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 29, 2017 02:32 PM (9IM0p)

156 Before the cream sits out too long you must whip it

Posted by: The Jackhole at March 29, 2017 02:32 PM (M+Lyo)

157 141 118 Confession: I thought Mrs. Incredible was hot.
Posted by: Benji Carver at March 29, 2017 02:26 PM (OD2ni)

OK.... so why, if Mrs. Incredible's power was to be able to stretch and remold her body.... did she have the body of a frumpy housewife???

Or, was that why Mr Incredible was so in love... that could change behind closed doors???

Enquiring minds want to know!
Posted by: Don Q at March 29, 2017 02:29 PM (NgKpN)

Flexibility. Focus on flexibility.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 29, 2017 02:32 PM (RD7QR)

158 She's LITERALLY trapped in a crystal.

-------------------
that actually funny.

Cause literally in this case should mean fictionally, which means the opposite of what literally normally means.

Posted by: simplemind at March 29, 2017 02:32 PM (xVRrG)

159 I've never seen the actual movie but I've seen ads for animated porn for characters from Avatar. I just assumed this is what comic con is all about.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 29, 2017 02:32 PM (yIPKR)

160 gotta admit, if I had to have sex with an animal, a fox would be high on the list.

also probably a dolphin. Hardwood, as the kids say.
Posted by: ace at March 29, 2017 02:31 PM (8rNrN)


*sheds a single tear for a world deprived of ace's horsemanbaby*

Posted by: hogmartin at March 29, 2017 02:32 PM (8nWyX)

161 "The reason she attacked him... "

That enough of a reason right there.

Posted by: Dang at March 29, 2017 02:33 PM (8b+oT)

162 I'd freight-train Betty Rubble.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 29, 2017 02:33 PM (tFWWx)

163
Goes without saying that Jessica Rabbit was doable.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 29, 2017 02:33 PM (ODxAs)

164 When did it become expected that all Leftists/Proggs/Democrats/SJWs must be batshit crazy?
Was there a guide book released?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 29, 2017 02:33 PM (hJrjt)

165 *tilts head and flicks an orange ear*

Of course maybe Anita got fooled by a tanuki pretending to be kitsune. Or her Chocobo ran away.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 29, 2017 02:34 PM (V/rjX)

166 main villain in Gamergate. Does nothing but scold and shame. Then cries victimhood, and gets paid by companies to help develop their censorship policies. She's on Twitter's Committee for Public Safety board, deciding who shall be banned and why.

Posted by: ace at March 29, 2017 02:12 PM (8rNrN)

Holy crap.

She's Jesse Jackson.

I'm embarrassed that I just now realized this.

Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 29, 2017 02:34 PM (mf5HN)

167 164 When did it become expected that all Leftists/Proggs/Democrats/SJWs must be batshit crazy?
Was there a guide book released?
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 29, 2017 02:33 PM (hJrjt)

================

Their platform in 2016 demanded it, I believe.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 29, 2017 02:34 PM (GBcFH)

168 I'm sure this isn't an original thought, but I can't remember hearing it from somewhere else, so I'm going to claim it as my own.

I feel like there has to be some sort of "conservation of outrage" for individuals. Any given person has a set amount, to put it blunty, of fucks to give. Some people have more, some people have less. But you pretty much have to use them towards something. So when you can't find something actually bad in the world to give a fuck about, you direct that energy towards stupid minutae. Anita seems to have an unusually high level of fucks to give, and nothing to give them to.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 29, 2017 02:34 PM (KUaJL)

169 penile plethysmograph

Not just saying dickometer is #HowYouGotTrump.

Posted by: DaveA at March 29, 2017 02:34 PM (FhXTo)

170 A fox in a crystal is just stupid. Now, a three way with Wilma and Betty....

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 29, 2017 02:34 PM (kTF2Z)

171 Can't these people be quarantined somewhere remote? Why risk having them infect normal folks?

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at March 29, 2017 02:34 PM (J7nhU)

172 I'd always suspected that Betty Boop was capable of some really perverted things.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 29, 2017 02:34 PM (7ZVPa)

173 Krystal was damseled.



*****


Stop nouning my verbs!!!

Posted by: Mrs Incredible at March 29, 2017 02:35 PM (wPiJc)

174 >>>I don't believe that having a uterus gives me some kind of Divine Insight Into The Holy Oneness Of All Things

most men seem to unconsciously believe this. we're always trying to gain entry to the sanctum sanctorum.

Posted by: ace at March 29, 2017 02:35 PM (8rNrN)

175 nounifying?

nounulating?

Posted by: Mrs Incredible at March 29, 2017 02:35 PM (wPiJc)

176 Cora, Ventra, or Peebee?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 29, 2017 02:30 PM (KUaJL)



Healing power of and.

Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 29, 2017 02:35 PM (mf5HN)

177 139
I just checked out this Krystal, and if I was Garfield I would be hammering that cat's tail like a plate of lasagna.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 29, 2017 02:29 PM (ODxAs)


If I was Tom, I'd be chasing Jerry into every one of her holes.

Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper at March 29, 2017 02:35 PM (1JnAL)

178 Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 29, 2017 02:28 PM (mf5HN)

Well yes. Remember pace my mentor I'm a "feminist" because my wife works or something.
I consider myself more of a generic egalitarian who made a rational family decision based on options at the time.

Nope can't be that. That's some sort of crazy talk.

I'm also not hostile to people who made literally the opposite decision (i.e. the wife stays at home.)

Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist at March 29, 2017 02:36 PM (dzmBR)

179 Ok so admittedly, I often thought about tying up Cassandra Alexandra from Soulcalibur IV and having my way with her.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 29, 2017 02:36 PM (9IM0p)

180 The best part of visiting the Museum of Natural History in NYC was always getting to see the plethysmograph skeleton.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 29, 2017 02:36 PM (8nWyX)

181 I stopped reading at penile plethysmograph

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 29, 2017 02:36 PM (FZYNt)

182 gotta admit, if I had to have sex with an animal, a fox would be high on the list.

============================


When I was a little girl, I had two pet foxes that lived in a pen out in the backyard. Mickey and Rudolph. One day I came home from school and they were gone. No explanation. A few days later I heard my dad tell his friend that he sold my pet foxes to a science lab for experimental purposes.


Thus endeth my childhood.


Posted by: grammie winger at March 29, 2017 02:36 PM (lwiT4)

183
George Jetson's daughter was 18, right?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 29, 2017 02:36 PM (ODxAs)

184 153 Because if an actual woman, Anita might be having a Pentheus moment and is trying to repress her aching need to be rescued by making it illegal.
Posted by: SarahW at March 29, 2017 02:32 PM (Sp1NT)

Dear Pentheus,

I know this sounds made up, but I swear every word is true. There was a fox trapped in a crystal...

Posted by: josephistan at March 29, 2017 02:36 PM (7HtZB)

185 This is what the left does to us: making us take sides between a psychotic feminist and a long-haired perv who liked to rub one out while watching antropomorphized animal cartoons.

I hate them all.

Posted by: Nurse Ratched at March 29, 2017 02:37 PM (N4Fkb)

186 Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 29, 2017 02:34 PM (mf5HN)

He may have perfected the grafter model but I doubt he invented it.

Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist at March 29, 2017 02:37 PM (dzmBR)

187 >>>*sheds a single tear for a world deprived of ace's horsemanbaby*


not horses. No way.

If the horse kicks you due to the violation, you suffer huge physical injuries.

If the horse doesn't even bother to kick you, you live with the shame and humiliation of the horse having not even noticed for the rest of your life.

Posted by: ace at March 29, 2017 02:37 PM (8rNrN)

188 185 This is what the left does to us: making us take sides between a psychotic feminist and a long-haired perv who liked to rub one out while watching antropomorphized animal cartoons.

I hate them all.
Posted by: Nurse Ratched at March 29, 2017 02:37 PM (N4Fkb)

==================

I never took a side.

I just rooted for injuries.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 29, 2017 02:37 PM (GBcFH)

189 plethysmograph

On any child's Christmas list.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 29, 2017 02:37 PM (7ZVPa)

190 163
Goes without saying that Jessica Rabbit was doable.


****


163 comments. Sigh. It's like I don't know you people any more.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 29, 2017 02:37 PM (wPiJc)

191 I remember when it was monstrous to complain about a person's sexual preferences.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at March 29, 2017 02:37 PM (xeeHA)

192 BurtTC at March 29, 2017 02:23 PM (TOk1P)


There have been posts by SJWs pissed about Bayonetta, too. I think their beef is just men fantasizing about video game women and they find reasons to complain about it.


Posted by: Prudie, still looking for shrines in Hyrule at March 29, 2017 02:31 PM (al6UK)


One of those stupid arguments I read about some time ago, and really I have no idea why I paid any attention to it, there was the female character in some game, I think it's some convoluted multi-player game, almost like X-Men, where everyone has some sort of superpower.

Anyhoo, this one female character, who looks kinda pixy/lez, was depicted on a poster or cover or whatever, where they were emphasizing the shape of her backside.

Fully clothed, mind you, but the complaint was how or why or whatever, this character who travels at the speed of light or something, had to be shown with her rear end prominently displayed.

I don't know why anyone would take this nonsense seriously, but then this isn't my world anymore.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 29, 2017 02:37 PM (TOk1P)

193 oh shit the Dream Police are real???

Posted by: Cheap Trick at March 29, 2017 02:37 PM (kXWUw)

194 >>>When I was a little girl, I had two pet foxes that lived in a pen out in the backyard. Mickey and Rudolph. One day I came home from school and they were gone. No explanation. A few days later I heard my dad tell his friend that he sold my pet foxes to a science lab for experimental purposes.


Thus endeth my childhood.


...

oh that is so terrible.

Posted by: ace at March 29, 2017 02:38 PM (8rNrN)

195 she should take up crafting or something

Posted by: concrete girl at March 29, 2017 02:38 PM (fZXYQ)

196 >>most men seem to unconsciously believe this. we're always trying to gain entry to the sanctum sanctorum.

Not for wisdom. Well not me anyway.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 29, 2017 02:38 PM (/tuJf)

197 "124 I get Anita Sarkesian and Brianna Wu mixed up. Which one is really a dude?
Posted by: Benji Carver at March 29, 2017 02:25 PM (OD2ni)

Wu.
But Sarkesian is Canadian."


Ok thanks. And to be clear, Anita Sarkesian and Ana Kasparian (Young Turks) are different people, correct. Just trying to keep my SJW lunatics straight.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 29, 2017 02:38 PM (OD2ni)

198 I asked for an etch-a-sketch for Christmas, and all I got was this plethysmograph.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 29, 2017 02:38 PM (7ZVPa)

199 Oh and by the way:

3sum with Veronica and Betty

*mic drop*

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 29, 2017 02:38 PM (FZYNt)

200 I'm offended.

Not by the stupid joke or people yiffing, but by anybody actually being a fan of Star Fox Adventures.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 29, 2017 02:38 PM (oZ6kz)

201 I am SO sick of feminists talking about their "bodies." You never hear men do that. Ever.

But feminists talk about their bodies constantly, as though their assES are their only assETS.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2017 02:39 PM (SRKgf)

202 193: well known fact. where the hell you been?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 29, 2017 02:39 PM (KP5rU)

203 oh shit the Dream Police are real???

Posted by: Cheap Trick at March 29, 2017 02:37 PM (kXWUw)


PHONE COPS, TOO!!!!

Posted by: Dr. Johnny Fever at March 29, 2017 02:39 PM (B+qrE)

204 George Jetson's daughter was 18, right?


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 29, 2017 02:36 PM (ODxAs)


She will be, in a few centuries.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 29, 2017 02:39 PM (TOk1P)

205 Anita Sarkesian gets aroused watching the final scene of A Clockwork Orange.

Posted by: zombie at March 29, 2017 02:39 PM (DQ4Fv)

206 George Jetson's daughter was 18, right?

She said she was.

Posted by: Muggsy Megatron at March 29, 2017 02:39 PM (qJhUV)

207 205 Anita Sarkesian gets aroused watching the final scene of A Clockwork Orange.
Posted by: zombie at March 29, 2017 02:39 PM (DQ4Fv)

================

Salo.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0073650/?ref_=nv_sr_1

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 29, 2017 02:40 PM (GBcFH)

208 >>Holy crap.
She's Jesse Jackson.


Dang!! New saw that!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 29, 2017 02:40 PM (NOIQH)

209 >>> I am SO sick of feminists talking about their "bodies." You never hear men do that. Ever.


black men do. It's a main trope of "intersectionality," which is just some kind of Grand Unified Theory of Why We Hate Straight White Men for the gay, black, and female cohorts.

Tanehsi Coates writes constantly of fears that white people wants to control and "destroy" his body.

Posted by: ace at March 29, 2017 02:40 PM (8rNrN)

210 If you weren't masturbating to your comics, you weren't paying attention to Betty and Veronica. Or Wendy the Witch.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 29, 2017 02:40 PM (U3e2y)

211 most men seem to unconsciously believe this. we're always trying to gain entry to the sanctum sanctorum.

And yet ... when are we at our dumbest ?

It should tell us something. It doesn't, but it should.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 29, 2017 02:41 PM (tFWWx)

212 oh shit the Dream Police are real???
Posted by: Cheap Trick at March 29, 2017 02:37 PM (kXWUw)


Speaking of Persona 5 is supposed to be completely and totally awesome.


Also point of order, I'm pretty sure that if a dolphin is involved in the sexing, the dolphin is the sexer not the sexee.

Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 29, 2017 02:41 PM (mf5HN)

213 Speaking of foxes, how about Kongiku from Muramasa?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 29, 2017 02:41 PM (9IM0p)

214 >>I am SO sick of feminists talking about their "bodies." You never hear men do that. Ever.

Gainzzz, brah.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 29, 2017 02:41 PM (/tuJf)

215 Challenge to the horde.


Drop the phrase "penile plethysmograph" into a casual conversation with a non-family member this week.


(kid's school teacher, pastor, meter maid, DMV employee, traffic cop, barrista, etc.)

Posted by: Muldoon at March 29, 2017 02:41 PM (wPiJc)

216 I should say, black PROG men talk like this.

All progs talk like this. They all say exactly the same thing, slavishly imitating their mutating cult doctrines, then congratulate themselves for being daring freethinkers.

Posted by: ace at March 29, 2017 02:41 PM (8rNrN)

217 The old D&D Monster Manual had some nekkid boobies in it.

Posted by: josephistan at March 29, 2017 02:42 PM (7HtZB)

218 Remember when a man landed a probe on a comet, and caused a scandal with his anime bikini girls on his shirt?

A man landed a probe on a rock that slingshots around the sun at 100,000 miles per hour.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 29, 2017 02:42 PM (VdICR)

219 194 >>>When I was a little girl, I had two pet foxes that lived in a pen out in the backyard. Mickey and Rudolph. One day I came home from school and they were gone. No explanation. A few days later I heard my dad tell his friend that he sold my pet foxes to a science lab for experimental purposes.


Thus endeth my childhood.

----------------------

My parents always told my brother that said pet "went on vacation" and he ate that shit up. They told me "it ran away."

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 29, 2017 02:42 PM (vg8iE)

220 >>>Gainzzz, brah.

are you trying to control and destroy my body with your speechviolence?

Posted by: ace at March 29, 2017 02:42 PM (8rNrN)

221 216 I should say, black PROG men talk like this.

All progs talk like this. They all say exactly the same thing, slavishly imitating their mutating cult doctrines, then congratulate themselves for being daring freethinkers.

Posted by: ace at March 29, 2017 02:41 PM (8rNrN)

===============

What do straight white progressive men say about their bodies?

I have to imagine that they do.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 29, 2017 02:42 PM (GBcFH)

222 The real truth is that Fox is a cuck who likes watching Falco with Krystal.

(Actually I think Falco is a 'confirmed bachelor' if you know what I mean nudge nudge wink wink say no more)

But yeah I've seen some pretty hot Krystal cosplayers. Downside - they're probably furries, and furries occupy such a special tier of crazy that the hot/crazy matrix breaks down. It's like Newtonian physics in 27th dimension space - the model no longer functions.

When a girl says she'd like to tell you about her four fursonas, I don't care how hot she is, you finish your drink and you run in the opposite direction.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 29, 2017 02:42 PM (oZ6kz)

223 Dagwood's wife Blondie, I would hit that like a screendoor in a hurricane

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 29, 2017 02:42 PM (FZYNt)

224 you weren't paying attention to Betty and Veronica. Or Wendy the Witch.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy

---

Or Peppermint Patty.


Wait, what?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 29, 2017 02:42 PM (7ZVPa)

225 Tanehsi Coates writes constantly of fears that white people wants to control and "destroy" his body.

Posted by: ace at March 29, 2017 02:40 PM (8rNrN)
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Funny that Oliver Willis didn't talk about HIS body so much.

Apropos of nothing... I just really like calling Oliver Willis fat.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at March 29, 2017 02:42 PM (xeeHA)

226 Meh. Krystal ain't really my type. Or my species.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 29, 2017 02:43 PM (iGlLT)

227 >>are you trying to control and destroy my body with your speechviolence?

I was just sharing my mind:thoughts.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 29, 2017 02:43 PM (/tuJf)

228 Or Peppermint Patty.


Wait, what?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada


Flicking the bean

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 29, 2017 02:43 PM (FZYNt)

229 *tilts head and flicks an orange ear*

Of course maybe Anita got fooled by a tanuki pretending to be kitsune. Or her Chocobo ran away.


Posted by: Anna Puma at March 29, 2017 02:34 PM


I have no idea what this means, but it sounds kinda hot.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 29, 2017 02:43 PM (p+Wdc)

230 huh?..what??...Ace lost me at "Social..."

Everything of the left translates into Blah Blah Blah BLah BLah.

Posted by: dananjcon at March 29, 2017 02:44 PM (WLK0w)

231 How dare Anita shame this Kitsune-sexual. She's such a bigot.

Posted by: buzzion at March 29, 2017 02:44 PM (z/Ubi)

232 But yeah I've seen some pretty hot Krystal cosplayers. Downside - they're probably furries, and furries occupy such a special tier of crazy that the hot/crazy matrix breaks down. It's like Newtonian physics in 27th dimension space - the model no longer functions.

When a girl says she'd like to tell you about her four fursonas, I don't care how hot she is, you finish your drink and you run in the opposite direction.
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 29, 2017 02:42 PM (oZ6kz)



Mika running off the set when furries were explained to her is the sanest thing she's ever done.

Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 29, 2017 02:44 PM (mf5HN)

233 What do straight white progressive men say about their bodies?

I have to imagine that they do.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 29, 2017 02:42 PM (GBcFH)

I'm assuming it's something along the lines of "this kale makes me gassy" and "does this fair-trade burlap make my butt look big"

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 29, 2017 02:44 PM (KUaJL)

234 Anita is just mantimidated by the guyolence that is womanternalized when one plays a game like Star Fox. With all the pew pew lasers and stuff.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 29, 2017 02:44 PM (oZ6kz)

235 OK, once I fapped to Kirby.

Just once!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 29, 2017 02:44 PM (oVJmc)

236 So twitter is basically an insane asylum sans walls.

Posted by: josephistan at March 29, 2017 02:44 PM (7HtZB)

237 Funny that Oliver Willis didn't talk about HIS body so much.

Apropos of nothing... I just really like calling Oliver Willis fat.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at March 29, 2017 02:42 PM (xeeHA)
______

Oliver Willis is so fat, if he wanted to write about his body, he would have to publish another "War and Peace".

Posted by: Nurse Ratched at March 29, 2017 02:45 PM (N4Fkb)

238 >>>Dagwood's wife Blondie, I would hit that like a screendoor in a hurricane

Blondie's body is insane!! Always in tight skirt and heels too!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 29, 2017 02:45 PM (U3e2y)

239 >>>And yet ... when are we at our dumbest ?

It should tell us something. It doesn't, but it should.

...

the Well of Wisdom can only be found by the daringly dumb.

Posted by: ace at March 29, 2017 02:45 PM (8rNrN)

240 Cora, Ventra, or Peebee?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 29, 2017 02:30 PM (KUaJL)


The proper answer is, "I have enough cocaine that they can work in shifts."

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 29, 2017 02:45 PM (Tnhbr)

241 Aaaaaand then these same women b#tch about men *not* treating them well with nonsense such as "manspreading," "Nevertheless, she persisted!," and "how dare you talk to April Ryan that way?!?".

INSANE

Posted by: Lizzy at March 29, 2017 02:16 PM (NOIQH)


"Aaaaaand then these same women b#tch."

You could leave it right there.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2017 02:45 PM (SRKgf)

242
I never took a side. I just rooted for injuries. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 29, 2017 02:37 PM (GBcFH)
=====

No, no, a thousand times, no. You may only have binary choices. Love, Your Betters

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 29, 2017 02:45 PM (MIKMs)

243 I am delighted that the Left is determined to demonstrate new heights of idiocy and insanity each and every day.

Posted by: Jeffersonian at March 29, 2017 02:45 PM (+ttLq)

244 235 OK, once I fapped to Kirby.

Just once!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 29, 2017 02:44 PM (oVJmc)

Every guy has done that with a vacuum cleaner at some point.

Posted by: josephistan at March 29, 2017 02:45 PM (7HtZB)

245 I'll fight any one of you faggots in The Octagon!

Posted by: Anita Sarkesian at March 29, 2017 02:46 PM (qJhUV)

246 Apropos of nothing... I just really like calling Oliver Willis fat.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at March 29, 2017 02:42 PM (xeeHA)
______

Oliver Willis is so fat, if he wanted to write about his body, he would have to publish another "War and Peace".




He's so fat the horse on his polo shirt is life sized.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2017 02:46 PM (4Utw1)

247 242
No, no, a thousand times, no. You may only have binary choices. Love, Your Betters
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 29, 2017 02:45 PM (MIKMs)

================

But what if the answer is C?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 29, 2017 02:46 PM (GBcFH)

248 112 I'm too Skeksi for my shirt, too Skeksi for my shirt...
Posted by: josephistan at March 29, 2017 02:19 PM (7HtZB)

Fact: nobody has ever seen Aughra and Helen Thomas in the same room at the same time.

rly maeks u think
Posted by: hogmartin at March 29, 2017 02:25 PM (8nWyX)

Except Aughra was on the side of good.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 29, 2017 02:46 PM (0mRoj)

249 >>What do straight white progressive men say about their bodies?



Do these skinny jeans make my ass look good?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 29, 2017 02:46 PM (NOIQH)

250 Every guy has done that with a vacuum cleaner at some point.
Posted by: josephistan

WHY ARE WE OUT OF PEANUT BUTTER AND THE DOG IS SICK

- complains dad

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 29, 2017 02:46 PM (FZYNt)

251 238 >>>Dagwood's wife Blondie, I would hit that like a screendoor in a hurricane

Blondie's body is insane!! Always in tight skirt and heels too!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 29, 2017 02:45 PM (U3e2y)

I remember the mom from Family Circus having it where it counts.

Posted by: josephistan at March 29, 2017 02:47 PM (7HtZB)

252 Oliver Willis is so fat, if he wanted to write about his body, he would have to publish another "War and Peace".

He's so fat the horse on his polo shirt is life sized.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2017 02:46 PM (4Utw1)
---------

He probably came when they announced the new Grand Mac.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at March 29, 2017 02:47 PM (xeeHA)

253 222 The real truth is that Fox is a cuck who likes watching Falco with Krystal.

(Actually I think Falco is a 'confirmed bachelor' if you know what I mean nudge nudge wink wink say no more)

But yeah I've seen some pretty hot Krystal cosplayers. Downside - they're probably furries, and furries occupy such a special tier of crazy that the hot/crazy matrix breaks down. It's like Newtonian physics in 27th dimension space - the model no longer functions.

When a girl says she'd like to tell you about her four fursonas, I don't care how hot she is, you finish your drink and you run in the opposite direction.
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 29, 2017 02:42 PM (oZ6kz)



Come on, not even just one yif in the hay?

Posted by: buzzion at March 29, 2017 02:47 PM (z/Ubi)

254 black men do. It's a main trope of "intersectionality," which is just some kind of Grand Unified Theory of Why We Hate Straight White Men for the gay, black, and female cohorts.

Tanehsi Coates writes constantly of fears that white people wants to control and "destroy" his body.

Posted by: ace at March 29, 2017 02:40 PM (8rNrN)


They want to control my body. My beautiful, black body. Glistening with sweat in the late afternoon sun. The summer head starting to give way to the cool evening breeze on the plantation where I work. I feel the master's eyes on my shirtless back, watching my muscles ripple underneath my skin...

Posted by: Ta-Nehisi Coates First Draft... at March 29, 2017 02:47 PM (Tnhbr)

255 feminists have moved past complaining about manspreading and are now complaining about manpleasuring (of women)

Posted by: ace at March 29, 2017 02:47 PM (8rNrN)

256 Ace, this post is great, but you might have gone even further into exquisitely perfect meta-analysis:

Anita Sarkesian herself obviously gets sexually aroused by controlling other people.

She literally masturbates to the thought of forbidding other people from masturbating.

She is the ultimate "top," or controlling sadist, in modern culture.

But I will outdo her: I hereby forbid Anita Sarkesian from being aroused by puritanical enforcement! In fact, I just orgasmed at the thought of forbidding her from being a "top."

Posted by: zombie at March 29, 2017 02:48 PM (DQ4Fv)

257 My parents always told my brother that said pet "went on vacation" and he ate that shit up. They told me "it ran away."


*****

My daughter told my granddaughter that the goldfish was "going to be with the angels" as she flushed the toilet.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 29, 2017 02:48 PM (wPiJc)

258 Rogue in the X-Men comics was hot. And she would literally drain your life-force.

Yeah ... like THAT'S never happened.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 29, 2017 02:48 PM (tFWWx)

259 I suppose I should check this myself, but....does anyone know off-hand if Sarkesian was equally (or more) incensed by the two Rockville, MD student rapists who denied a 14 year old girl her sexual agency?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 29, 2017 02:48 PM (NOIQH)

260 Back in the day I spanked it to Betty and Veronica.

Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at March 29, 2017 02:48 PM (5fSr7)

261 Scary part? This is how these people feel about most things. When they get in control of government or organizations they use that power to force compliance in body and mind.

It should scare the crap out of everyone when people like this come into any power, even dog catcher.

Just read an otherwise "intelligent " papers comments like the WSJ. This isn't isolated. It's an infection of epidemic proportions.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 29, 2017 02:48 PM (9IM0p)

262 30
Pretty sure that scrunt is a virgin.
It would explain a lot.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzzy at March 29, 2017 02:13 PM
--------------------------------------
Pretty sure she's not.
Most female virgins over 20 tend to be conservative.

I work in academia and have been surrounded by feminists for decades. I have never met a single one who didn't have a sexual history to complain about.

Of course, if you are just using the word "virgin" to mean a pathetic loser/pervert/prude, i.e., if you're just throwing out the worst (contemporary) insult you can think of for a woman, that's different!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 29, 2017 02:48 PM (hCoZK)

263 Sounds like a bunch of Bukake theater

Posted by: dananjcon at March 29, 2017 02:48 PM (WLK0w)

264 I remember the mom from Family Circus having it where it counts.
Posted by: josephistan

but she popped out all those kids so she'd be like a hotdog/hallway

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 29, 2017 02:48 PM (FZYNt)

265 Social Justice Wankers - One day they're throwing a screeching fit because some little girls were told they had to wear something nicer than leggings on an airplane, the next they're wrapping themselves in a Mohammedan slave collar.

Posted by: V the K at March 29, 2017 02:48 PM (O7MnT)

266 I attribute the rise in Furries to kids whacking it to Cheetara.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 29, 2017 02:48 PM (U3e2y)

267 I thought furries were high-majority homosexual males.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 29, 2017 02:49 PM (oVJmc)

268 >>>When a girl says she'd like to tell you about her four fursonas, I don't care how hot she is, you finish your drink and you run in the opposite direction.

fursona, hah

confession: If i suspected a girl was kinda cute under the furry costume, and I knew for sure it was a girl (a dicey proposition, I admit), I'd hit it.

Posted by: ace at March 29, 2017 02:49 PM (8rNrN)

269 >>My daughter told my granddaughter that the goldfish was "going to be with the angels" as she flushed the toilet.

We all float down here.

Posted by: IT at March 29, 2017 02:49 PM (/tuJf)

270 Also point of order, I'm pretty sure that if a dolphin is involved in the sexing, the dolphin is the sexer not the sexee.
Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 29, 2017 02:41 PM (mf5HN)

And the presence of consent will be...iffy.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 29, 2017 02:50 PM (0mRoj)

271 We should send Anita an open letter saying all the guys on the HQ are jerking off to her photo in a sort of virtual bukkake.

See if we can make her head explode.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2017 02:50 PM (SRKgf)

272 I BLAME SID AND MARTY KROFFT!!!


Flipping like a pancake popping like a cork
Fleagle Bingo Drooper and Snork

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 29, 2017 02:50 PM (oVJmc)

273 atc @ 135 Taken seriously?
Heck, I think you are amongst the most seriously taken people here. I bet that is the case in wherever meatspace you happen to be, too.

Posted by: Eromero at March 29, 2017 02:51 PM (zLDYs)

274 Back in the day I spanked it to Betty and Veronica.

****


Olive Oyl.


**hangs head in shame**

Posted by: Muldoon at March 29, 2017 02:51 PM (wPiJc)

275 141 118 Confession: I thought Mrs. Incredible was hot.
Posted by: Benji Carver at March 29, 2017 02:26 PM (OD2ni)

*
*
Join the club!

Posted by: The Incredibles' Male Neighbors at March 29, 2017 02:51 PM (iGlLT)

276 confession: If i suspected a girl was kinda cute under the furry costume, and I knew for sure it was a girl (a dicey proposition, I admit), I'd hit it.
Posted by: ace at March 29, 2017 02:49 PM (8rNrN)


Go for the ones who just wear the ears and tail.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 29, 2017 02:51 PM (Tnhbr)

277 264 I remember the mom from Family Circus having it where it counts.
Posted by: josephistan

but she popped out all those kids so she'd be like a hotdog/hallway



Especially with those melon-headed kids. That's gotta be a loose mish.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at March 29, 2017 02:51 PM (ul9CR)

278 And the presence of consent will be...iffy.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 29, 2017 02:50 PM (0mRoj)


Consent is assumed... by the dolphin.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 29, 2017 02:51 PM (Tnhbr)

279 >>My daughter told my granddaughter that the goldfish was "going to be with the angels" as she flushed the toilet.

We all float down here.
Posted by: IT



That's what Pennywise the Clown says!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2017 02:52 PM (4Utw1)

280 From the link: "Feminist Frequency was angered that these kinds of atypical sexual desires could exist in the leftwing video game community and lashed out."


Leftwingers deprecate atypical sexual desires now??


I don't feel so good ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2017 02:52 PM (SRKgf)

281 >>>Flipping like a pancake popping like a cork
Fleagle Bingo Drooper and Snork

TRA LA LA
LA LA LA LA
TRA LA LA
LA LA LA LA

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 29, 2017 02:52 PM (U3e2y)

282 >>>When a girl says she'd like to tell you about her four fursonas, I don't care how hot she is, you finish your drink and you run in the opposite direction.

fursona, hah

confession: If i suspected a girl was kinda cute under the furry costume, and I knew for sure it was a girl (a dicey proposition, I admit), I'd hit it.
Posted by: ace at March 29, 2017 02:49 PM (8rNrN)

FUN FACT: Most furries don't actually do it while wearing the costumes. They find it gross and look down on those who do. So if you find a chick who wears a doggy fursuit when you do her doggy, then she's even at the far end of the furry spectrum.

Source: dated (past tense) a girl who was mildly into that stuff.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 29, 2017 02:53 PM (KUaJL)

283 Especially with those melon-headed kids. That's gotta be a loose mish.

Not for me it ain't.

Posted by: Dad in Family Circus at March 29, 2017 02:53 PM (tFWWx)

284 >>That's what Pennywise the Clown says!

He's and angel of sorts. The fallen kind.

And he's back.

http://ew.com/movies/2017/03/29/trailer-stephen-kings-it/

Posted by: JackStraw at March 29, 2017 02:53 PM (/tuJf)

285 258 Rogue in the X-Men comics was hot. And she would literally drain your life-force.

Yeah ... like THAT'S never happened.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 29, 2017 02:48 PM (tFWWx)

I do not avoid mutant women, Mandrake. But I do deny then my essence.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 29, 2017 02:53 PM (0mRoj)

286 >>
feminists have moved past complaining about manspreading and are now complaining about manpleasuring (of women)


They pretty much declared any/all expressions of sexual interest by men to be inappropriate with the "rape culture" nonsense. All ties back to that: no matter what men do, it's rape. Heterosexual sex = rape.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 29, 2017 02:53 PM (NOIQH)

287 Olive Oyl.


**hangs head in shame**

Posted by: Muldoon


--

Friend of mine back in the day used a pair of cassette recorders to record and edit Popeye cartoons into a very interesting audio story. "Ooooohhhhh, Popeye!"

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 29, 2017 02:53 PM (7ZVPa)

288 What do straight white progressive men say about their bodies?

"I wish I was as amazing a man as Colorado Alex. I don't even mind when my girlfriend calls out his name during sex!"

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 29, 2017 02:53 PM (Tnhbr)

289 "confession: If i suspected a girl was kinda cute under the furry costume, and I knew for sure it was a girl (a dicey proposition, I admit), I'd hit it.

Posted by: ace at March 29, 2017 02:49 PM (8rNrN) "

Even if she wanted you to pretend to be Sonic the Hedgehog?

And that's not just a joke about being too fast in the sack.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 29, 2017 02:53 PM (oZ6kz)

290 Ok. I draw the line at ball-gagging Flipper

Posted by: Marcus T at March 29, 2017 02:54 PM (9IM0p)

291 Look up Howard County firefighter case where a firefighter got suspended for LIKING a FB post and then fired for LIKING another post that insulted his fire chief. According to the case, it is ok to state negative "facts" such as "response times are down due to budget cuts", but you cannot call the chief an asshole. My husband is a firefighter and laments the death of the firefighting brotherhood due to all this PC shit.

Posted by: roman10s at March 29, 2017 02:54 PM (9iaG4)

292 Not for me it ain't.
Posted by: Dad in Family Circus

Which explains why he is in the Circus

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 29, 2017 02:54 PM (FZYNt)

293 Confession: I thought Mrs. Incredible was hot.
Posted by: Benji Carver at March 29, 2017 02:26 PM (OD2ni)
*
*
Join the club!

Posted by: The Incredibles' Male Neighbors



********


Charter member, here.

Posted by: Edna Mode at March 29, 2017 02:54 PM (wPiJc)

294 Priests

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5jwxrTqoEA

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 29, 2017 02:54 PM (GX63o)

295 288 What do straight white progressive men say about their bodies?

"I wish I was as amazing a man as Colorado Alex. I don't even mind when my girlfriend calls out his name during sex!"
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 29, 2017 02:53 PM (Tnhbr)

================

::golf clap::

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 29, 2017 02:55 PM (GBcFH)

296 Even if she wanted you to pretend to be Sonic the Hedgehog?

And that's not just a joke about being too fast in the sack.
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 29, 2017 02:53 PM (oZ6kz)

That's ridiculous.

Knuckles or not at all.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 29, 2017 02:55 PM (0mRoj)

297 The trouble with banging cartoon foxes is that their vag is going all-

"Bing, bonk, bang, booooiiiing!!!" the whole time.

And then when they cum it's all like-

"Aaaah OOOOOO GAH! AAAAAAHHH OOOOO GAAAHHH! AAAAAAAAAHHHHH OOOOOOO GAH!!!"

over and over so the whole neighborhood knows that you're banging a cartoon fox.

I don't recommend it.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 29, 2017 02:55 PM (NyJwR)

298 >>>So if you find a chick who wears a doggy fursuit when you do her doggy, then she's even at the far end of the furry spectrum.

What channel should I put the TV on?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 29, 2017 02:55 PM (U3e2y)

299 Rogue was only hot in later X-Men. Early days she was supposed to be fairly unattractive IIRC.

So, only snap one off to early 90's Rogue. Unless you're into the bridge and tunnel type.

Posted by: Chupacabra at March 29, 2017 02:56 PM (UUSGT)

300 I saw the new trailer for IT. That bit with the paper boat was maudlin and corny in the 80s. Everyone knows Stephen King's tropes and they are garbage.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 29, 2017 02:56 PM (VdICR)

301
What's the old joke, "no one ever fantasized about being tied down and ravashed by someone dressed as a liberal?"

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 29, 2017 02:06 PM (Tnhbr)







That's one of PJ O'Rourke's bits.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 29, 2017 02:56 PM (XWkhW)

302

I'm still relevant !!!

Posted by: Jessica Rabbit at March 29, 2017 02:56 PM (OZmbA)

303 Judge Parker has the sexiest women on the comics page. Almost all cleavage-a-poppin' busty beauties.

But I never fapped to cartoon chicks back in the day.

My Debbie Harry poster, on the other hand...

(and Priscilla Barnes on Three's Company. Damn, she had a world-class set of gams.)

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at March 29, 2017 02:56 PM (ul9CR)

304 Orrin Hatch: Speaking on Gorsuch. Said "he's going to make it on one way or another, I hope they realize that."

Sounds like Hatch is on board. If so, how can another Republican squishes not be? Yeah I'm talking to you Collins.

Posted by: WisRich at March 29, 2017 02:56 PM (hdpay)

305 "272 I BLAME SID AND MARTY KROFFT!!!"


I used to work with a girl who had an incredible body but a face like a Slestak. It was very weird. My buddy even made the hissing sound when she approached.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 29, 2017 02:56 PM (OD2ni)

306 "FUN FACT: Most furries don't actually do it while wearing the costumes. They find it gross and look down on those who do. So if you find a chick who wears a doggy fursuit when you do her doggy, then she's even at the far end of the furry spectrum.

Source: dated (past tense) a girl who was mildly into that stuff.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 29, 2017 02:53 PM (KUaJL) "

I think there are practical reasons for that. Besides the fact that those suits are very hot and uncomfortable, there are...y'know...access issues. Not to mention the fact that they're expensive, so it behooves the yiffer to not get them too messy.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 29, 2017 02:56 PM (oZ6kz)

307 What channel should I put the TV on?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 29, 2017 02:55 PM (U3e2y)

Animal Planet.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 29, 2017 02:56 PM (KUaJL)

308 [/293 Confession: I thought Mrs. Incredible was hot.
Posted by: Benji Carver at March 29, 2017 02:26 PM (OD2ni)
*
*
Join the club!

Posted by: The Incredibles' Male Neighbors


********


Charter member, here.
Posted by: Edna Mode


You all do know, I assume, that there is an entire sub-category of porn based on Mrs. Incredible being able to twist into otherwise-impossible gymnastic sexual positions -- right? For real.

Posted by: zombie at March 29, 2017 02:56 PM (DQ4Fv)

309 Feminists are just henpecking Wives-At-Large. You didn't marry them, but they're still driven to henpeck like some women are. So they henpeck society.

No, they're not consistent, they're not any idea of fair or rational. But they are meddling busybodies that cannot and will not leave anyone alone.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 29, 2017 02:56 PM (oVJmc)

310 Jessica Rabbit at March 29, 2017 02:56 PM (OZmbA)

I was just thinking of you for no particular reason.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 29, 2017 02:56 PM (/tuJf)

311 I can't remember ever being turned on by a cartoon character.
Maybe Prince Valiant or some of the occasional knights.

PV himself, alas, was happily married to a gorgeous blonde. And let's face it, he had a silly haircut.
Still,......maybe.....

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 29, 2017 02:57 PM (hCoZK)

312 If I was sure it was a woman in the furry outfit, and it didn't stink, I'd hit it, too.

Posted by: Chupacabra at March 29, 2017 02:57 PM (UUSGT)

313 The problem with having game character sex is the music is usually all wrong. It screws with your rhythm.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 29, 2017 02:57 PM (9IM0p)

314
Liberal men get tumescent when they sniff the sour toe smell in their lovers' well used Birkenstocks.

Posted by: Sphynx at March 29, 2017 02:57 PM (OZmbA)

315 You all do know, I assume, that there is an entire sub-category of porn based on Mrs. Incredible being able to twist into otherwise-impossible gymnastic sexual positions -- right? For real.
Posted by: zombie at March 29, 2017 02:56 PM (DQ4Fv)


At this point I'd be disappointed in humanity if there wasn't.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 29, 2017 02:57 PM (Tnhbr)

316 Flipping like a pancake popping like a cork
Fleagle Bingo Drooper and Snork

TRA LA LA
LA LA LA LA
TRA LA LA
LA LA LA LA
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy


F'n earworm!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2017 02:57 PM (4Utw1)

317 What if your man is into sharks?

Posted by: Monica Gellar-Bing at March 29, 2017 02:57 PM (z/Ubi)

318 304 Orrin Hatch: Speaking on Gorsuch. Said "he's going to make it on one way or another, I hope they realize that."

Sounds like Hatch is on board. If so, how can another Republican squishes not be? Yeah I'm talking to you Collins.
Posted by: WisRich at March 29, 2017 02:56 PM (hdpay)

===============

I've been itching to talk about it, but I wasn't going to be the one to start.

So, now that WisRich has provided the opening:

McConnell is working behind the scenes to make sure that the filibuster dies when Democrats do this.

It's going to happen.

Oh dear lord, it's going to happen.

I can't wait for the impotent rage when someone like Pryor gets to replace RBG.

It's going to be amazing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 29, 2017 02:58 PM (GBcFH)

319 Prince Valiant always had the best artwork. Still does.

I loved that when I was a kid.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at March 29, 2017 02:58 PM (ul9CR)

320 When I was a little girl, I had two pet foxes that lived in a pen out in the backyard. Mickey and Rudolph. One day I came home from school and they were gone. No explanation. A few days later I heard my dad tell his friend that he sold my pet foxes to a science lab for experimental purposes.

Thus endeth my childhood.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 29, 2017 02:36 PM (lwiT4)

*
*
I'd never have spoken to him again.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 29, 2017 02:58 PM (iGlLT)

321 >>> Everyone knows Stephen King's tropes and they are garbage.

His books fill a lot of shelfspace in used bookstores.

Posted by: V the K at March 29, 2017 02:58 PM (O7MnT)

322 303 Judge Parker has the sexiest women on the comics page. Almost all cleavage-a-poppin' busty beauties.

But I never fapped to cartoon chicks back in the day.

My Debbie Harry poster, on the other hand...

(and Priscilla Barnes on Three's Company. Damn, she had a world-class set of gams.)

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love

Married with Children poster with Christina Applegate, and Vanna White playboy

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 29, 2017 02:58 PM (FZYNt)

323 I associate "sex" and "liberal" more with torture then anything else.

Like rape, only a different flavor.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 29, 2017 02:58 PM (9IM0p)

324 You all do know, I assume, that there is an entire sub-category of porn based on Mrs. Incredible being able to twist into otherwise-impossible gymnastic sexual positions -- right? For real.
Posted by: zombie at March 29, 2017 02:56 PM (DQ4Fv)



Rule 34.

Posted by: buzzion at March 29, 2017 02:58 PM (z/Ubi)

325 Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 29, 2017 02:56 PM (oZ6kz)

Yeah, they're not cheap. And for the people that DIY it, it's time consuming to make and doesn't store particularly easily either.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 29, 2017 02:59 PM (KUaJL)

326 #322 Married with Children poster with Christina Applegate

Oooh yeah, I remember that one!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at March 29, 2017 02:59 PM (ul9CR)

327 Anybody else sing this as a teenager

"Anita gangbang, and I always will, Anita gangbang cuz it gives me such a thrill. But when I'm older, and turning gray, I'll only gangbang twice a day -ay- ay"

Posted by: GregV61 at March 29, 2017 02:59 PM (MoJlY)

328 Wait, did the F'm'n'sts just set themselves up to pick a fight with the furries?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at March 29, 2017 02:59 PM (9krrF)

329
Progressive trouser trouts get chubby when Al Gore rails about the ocean rising.

Posted by: Sphynx at March 29, 2017 02:59 PM (OZmbA)

330
The Enterprise of Outrage

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 29, 2017 02:59 PM (J/h7H)

331 "Downside - they're probably furries, and furries occupy such a special
tier of crazy that the hot/crazy matrix breaks down. It's like Newtonian
physics in 27th dimension space - the model no longer functions."

Life in the 21st century: up in Canuckistan, after Prime Minister Derek Zoolander grandly waved a hand and decreed the admission of a huge number of Muslim-fundamentalist "refugees" from the Middle East, the government started running out of places to put them all.

Canada is geographically big, but just doesn't have that many spare roofs and beds when people show up in chunks of fifty thousand at a time.

So the government began booking big blocks of space in the only accommodations which remained available, which were the large hotels that cater to conventions.

One such hotel received a big bolus of devout Muslims -- burquas, beards, scowls, and all. At the very same time that the hotel was hosting... a convention of furries. You can only imagine what the elevator rides must have been like.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 29, 2017 02:59 PM (noWW6)

332 Married with Children poster with Christina Applegate, and Vanna White playboy

80s Sybil Danning was hotter than a two dollar pistol.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 29, 2017 03:00 PM (tFWWx)

333 You all do know, I assume, that there is an
entire sub-category of porn based on Mrs. Incredible being able to twist
into otherwise-impossible gymnastic sexual positions -- right? For
real.

Posted by: zombie at March 29, 2017 02:56 PM (DQ4Fv)

BRB

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 29, 2017 03:00 PM (GX63o)

334 You know Anita gets turned on teabagging in Halo.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 29, 2017 03:00 PM (oVJmc)

335 Has anybody mentioned Erin Esurance?

I've have hit that so hard there'd have been a new tsunami in Japan.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 29, 2017 03:00 PM (iGlLT)

336 Anita Sarkeesian translated: "Why doesn't anyone love ME? Jerking of to cartoon characters when I'm available? Whyyyyyyy!!!?"

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 29, 2017 03:00 PM (6n332)

337 Just remembered that was a knock knock joke.

Knock knock
Who's there
Anita
Anita Who
Anita gangbang ....

Posted by: GregV61 at March 29, 2017 03:01 PM (MoJlY)

338 You all do know, I assume, that there is an entire sub-category of porn based on Mrs. Incredible being able to twist into otherwise-impossible gymnastic sexual positions -- right? For real.

Posted by: zombie


We are, of course, well familiar with Rule 34 and its polymorphic plenipotency.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at March 29, 2017 03:01 PM (9krrF)

339 >>>Judge Parker has the sexiest women on the comics page. Almost all cleavage-a-poppin' busty beauties.

Just don't let your eyes wander over to Mary Worth at the moment of Shangri-La!!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 29, 2017 03:01 PM (U3e2y)

340 confession: If i suspected a girl was kinda cute under the furry costume, and I knew for sure it was a girl (a dicey proposition, I admit), I'd hit it.
Posted by: ace at March 29, 2017 02:49 PM (8rNrN)


Same with burkas?

I mean, if it's dark enough... does it really even matter? Can't you just pretend?

Posted by: BurtTC at March 29, 2017 03:01 PM (TOk1P)

341 Daisy Mae from Li'l Abner is hands down the hottest cartoon chick ever drawn.

Al Capp was a perverted genius...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 29, 2017 03:01 PM (wtvvX)

342 Everyone knows Stephen King's tropes and they are garbage.

He peaked at Salem's Lot, the Shining and the Stand.

After that? Meh.

Posted by: Dr. Johnny Fever at March 29, 2017 03:01 PM (B+qrE)

343 Knock knock
Who's there
Eisenhower
Eisenhower who?
Eisenhower late for the gangbang....

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 29, 2017 03:02 PM (FZYNt)

344 Meh, Anita Sarkesian...I'd do her.

Don't know what she' so uptight about.


Posted by: dananjcon at March 29, 2017 03:02 PM (WLK0w)

345 I will admit to having some impure thoughts about teenage Malon from Ocarina of Time, and thinking that Link was definitely a fag for not hitting that like a Megaton Hammer.

Thinking about it, Link its getting poon thrown in his face that whole game and never hits any. What a ponce.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 29, 2017 03:02 PM (oZ6kz)

346 Has anybody mentioned Erin Esurance?

I've have hit that so hard there'd have been a new tsunami in Japan.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


That shit got so bad eSurance had to drop the character.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at March 29, 2017 03:02 PM (9krrF)

347 Same with burkas?

I mean, if it's dark enough... does it really even matter? Can't you just pretend?
Posted by: BurtTC at March 29, 2017 03:01 PM (TOk1P)

I mean, if her family finds out, she'll be murdered in an honor killing, so she's probably good to go with just about everything if she's good with anything.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 29, 2017 03:02 PM (KUaJL)

348 Erin Esurance

Didn't she have pink hair, or purple or something?

Proto-SJW.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at March 29, 2017 03:03 PM (ul9CR)

349 **banishes sock**

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year here) at March 29, 2017 03:03 PM (B+qrE)

350 I saw the new trailer for IT. That bit with the paper boat was maudlin and corny in the 80s. Everyone knows Stephen King's tropes and they are garbage.



Talk about spooky shit? I just flipped over to Fb and the trailer was third in my timeline.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2017 03:03 PM (4Utw1)

351 My wife is "damseled" by the mere appearance of a spider in our living room.

...and it's DRAMATIC!

Posted by: RKae at March 29, 2017 03:03 PM (4DpAT)

352 The Music Man -- Pick a Little Talk a Little

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvhFs2bdRpE

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 29, 2017 03:03 PM (MIKMs)

353
Funny how these feminist never mention the case of Major Anthony Nelson who freed a smoking hot genie from an oil lamp who was then oath bound to fufill his every dirty wish and he never took advantage of it.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 29, 2017 03:03 PM (lKyWE)

354 334 You know Anita gets turned on teabagging in Halo.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 29, 2017 03:00 PM (oVJmc)



I doubt it. She is not a gamer so I doubt she has ever seriously played a video game beyond Candy Crush. Otherwise her game playing is research for her outrage and nothing more.

Guarrantee that she needed to go look up Krystal and Star Fox Adventures to know the proper outrage.

Posted by: buzzion at March 29, 2017 03:03 PM (z/Ubi)

355 Same with burkas?

I mean, if it's dark enough... does it really even matter? Can't you just pretend?
Posted by: BurtTC at March 29, 2017 03:01 PM (TOk1P)

I mean, if her family finds out, she'll be murdered in an honor killing, so she's probably good to go with just about everything if she's good with anything.
Posted by: joe



As long as it's a female under the burka.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2017 03:04 PM (4Utw1)

356 Prince Valiant always had the best artwork. Still does.

I loved that when I was a kid.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at March 29, 2017 02:58 PM (ul9CR)

Truth. But Steve Canyon was pretty damned good too.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 29, 2017 03:04 PM (wtvvX)

357 >>I saw the new trailer for IT. That bit with the paper boat was maudlin and corny in the 80s. Everyone knows Stephen King's tropes and they are garbage.


In the movies maybe. The book was down right spooky, one of his best.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 29, 2017 03:04 PM (/tuJf)

358 Erin Esurance was actually Kim Possible after growing up and "experimenting" during college.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 29, 2017 03:04 PM (Tnhbr)

359 Just point and laugh at the NeoPuritans.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at March 29, 2017 03:05 PM (QQ+il)

360 Meanwhile, I note it took a full 44 comments before furries got brought up...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at March 29, 2017 03:05 PM (9krrF)

361 Has anybody mentioned Erin Esurance?

I've have hit that so hard there'd have been a new tsunami in Japan.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius



Cortana in HALO.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2017 03:05 PM (4Utw1)

362 Mary Worth

Posted by: Muldoon at March 29, 2017 03:05 PM (wPiJc)

363 I've almost been persuaded to never attend the Moron Meetup. Or at least leave the pets at home if I do.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 29, 2017 03:05 PM (9IM0p)

364 Cortana in HALO.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2017 03:05 PM (4Utw1)

Not only is your girl imaginary. She is imaginary... in the video game universe.

But yeah, me too.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 29, 2017 03:06 PM (KUaJL)

365 This thread, subtitled "Cartoon Characters That Gave The Horde The Biggest Boner/Wet Spot", has, perhaps, a chance to unseat the King of All Threads regarding Dick Cheney.


Ahh, comedy gold.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 29, 2017 03:06 PM (zKIA2)

366 grammie that's awful!


*goes rummaging around internet*


Here you go.


http://dailym.ai/2nAS5w9

Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 29, 2017 03:06 PM (mf5HN)

367 Hildegard Hamhocker.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 29, 2017 03:06 PM (wtvvX)

368 Mary Worth Posted by: Muldoon at March 29, 2017 03:05 PM (wPiJc)
=====

Brenda Starr.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 29, 2017 03:06 PM (MIKMs)

369 Same with burkas?

I mean, if it's dark enough... does it really even matter? Can't you just pretend?
Posted by: BurtTC at March 29, 2017 03:01 PM (TOk1P)

I mean, if her family finds out, she'll be murdered in an honor killing, so she's probably good to go with just about everything if she's good with anything.
Posted by: joe

As long as it's a female under the burka.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2017 03:04 PM (4Utw1)


That's what I'm saying though, if "she" is THAT good at what you're doing, does it matter?

There's a tarp between the two of you, imagine whatever you want is under it, and just enjoy yourself.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 29, 2017 03:06 PM (TOk1P)

370 I've have hit that so hard there'd have been a new tsunami in Japan.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Cortana in HALO.
Posted by: rickb223


Clingy bitch. Install Win10 and you're never rid of her.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at March 29, 2017 03:06 PM (9krrF)

371 My advice for this broad is to get a life and make me some sammiches.

Posted by: Strobe at March 29, 2017 03:07 PM (kiuTX)

372 "342 Everyone knows Stephen King's tropes and they are garbage.

He peaked at Salem's Lot, the Shining and the Stand.

After that? Meh."


I liked Silver Bullet. And the movie was excellent and scary as hell (Gary Busey's best role). IMO, The Shining is overrated and people base their love on Kubrick's movie which was superior to the book.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 29, 2017 03:07 PM (OD2ni)

373 They didn't name her Princess PEACH for nothing, IIKWIM.

Posted by: Mario at March 29, 2017 03:07 PM (oVJmc)

374 363 I've almost been persuaded to never attend the Moron Meetup. Or at least leave the pets at home if I do.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 29, 2017 03:05 PM (9IM0p)

================

Are meetups a real thing, or are they like the Platinum Membership?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 29, 2017 03:07 PM (GBcFH)

375 18 Scumbag Turks. They kill 1.5 million Armenians, but leave us with Sarkeesian and the Kardashians
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at March 29, 2017 02:10 PM (rX06+)
===

Don't forget Ana Kasparian.

Posted by: Independent George at March 29, 2017 03:07 PM (BDZWU)

376 She is imaginary... in the video game universe.

So, she's....

LITERALLY imaginary.

(Yes, this is going to be a thing for a while.)

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 29, 2017 03:07 PM (B+qrE)

377 http://dailym.ai/2nAS5w9
Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 29, 2017 03:06 PM (mf5HN)


Different type of foxes.

Although I'd happily keep that type in a cage in my back yard as well.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 29, 2017 03:07 PM (Tnhbr)

378 Are you into Furries if you just want Shari Lewis to give you a handjob with Lambchop?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 29, 2017 03:08 PM (U3e2y)

379 So, she's....

LITERALLY imaginary.

just like Obama's college girlfriends

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 29, 2017 03:08 PM (FZYNt)

380 That's what I'm saying though, if "she" is THAT good at what you're doing, does it matter?

There's a tarp between the two of you, imagine whatever you want is under it, and just enjoy yourself.



So it's not gay if you look down, only if you look up?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2017 03:08 PM (4Utw1)

381 There's a tarp between the two of you, imagine whatever you want is under it, and just enjoy yourself.



Posted by: BurtTC at March 29, 2017 03:06 PM (TOk1P)

Rule #1 violation.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 29, 2017 03:08 PM (GX63o)

382 Clingy bitch. Install Win10 and you're never rid of her.>>>

Remember me?

Posted by: Clippy at March 29, 2017 03:08 PM (WYwks)

383 Are meetups a real thing, or are they like the Platinum Membership?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 29, 2017 03:07 PM (GBcFH)


They're real. You get to watch Alexthechick seduce innocent unsuspecting bachelorettes.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 29, 2017 03:08 PM (Tnhbr)

384 I dress all the woman in Fallout 4 in a harness, bowler hat and sunglasses.
Its sooooo sexy.

Posted by: dananjcon at March 29, 2017 03:09 PM (WLK0w)

385 So it's not gay if you look down, only if you look up?
Posted by: rickb223

depends if you are pitching or catching

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 29, 2017 03:09 PM (FZYNt)

386 all the ladies in "superman: the animated series", especially lex luther's chauffeuse.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 29, 2017 03:09 PM (WTSFk)

387 378 Are you into Furries if you just want Shari Lewis to give you a handjob with Lambchop?

-----------------

Fun fact: Shari Lewis wrote "The Lights of Zetar," an episode of the original Star Trek.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 29, 2017 03:09 PM (vg8iE)

388 Daisy Mae vs. Sadie Hawkins


Discuss...

Posted by: Muldoon at March 29, 2017 03:09 PM (wPiJc)

389 Don't forget Ana Kasparian.


Now that one, I would hatef--k. Dangerously cray-cray but she is hot, I gotta admit.

But I'd have to gag her first. And not to be kinky.


Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at March 29, 2017 03:09 PM (ul9CR)

390 Oh and as far as a fictional character I would bang, it's no contest for me.

Faye Valentine from Cowboy Bebop.

Posted by: Independent George at March 29, 2017 03:09 PM (BDZWU)

391 "Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 29, 2017 03:07 PM (GBcFH"

They actually occasionally happen.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 29, 2017 03:09 PM (9IM0p)

392 378 Are you into Furries if you just want Shari Lewis to give you a handjob with Lambchop?

the original jerk sock

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 29, 2017 03:09 PM (FZYNt)

393 Are you into Furries if you just want Shari Lewis to give you a handjob with Lambchop?

You win the internet for the day.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 29, 2017 03:10 PM (Tnhbr)

394 In the movies maybe. The book was down right spooky, one of his best.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 29, 2017 03:04 PM (/tuJf)


Right up to the gangbang.

Posted by: Chupacabra at March 29, 2017 03:10 PM (UUSGT)

395 Are you into Furries if you just want Shari Lewis to give you a handjob with Lambchop?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 29, 2017 03:08 PM (U3e2y)


Yes. Furry necrophiliac senior f**ker pedophile*

*I assume lambchop is underaged.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 29, 2017 03:10 PM (TOk1P)

396 Or the Gargoyles animated series that had the hot female one that may or may not have been evil if the plot needed her to be.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 29, 2017 03:10 PM (KUaJL)

397 Faye Valentine from Cowboy Bebop.
Posted by: Independent George at March 29, 2017 03:09 PM (BDZWU)


Manfaye has destroyed that fantasy for me.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 29, 2017 03:10 PM (Tnhbr)

398 >>>There's a tarp between the two of you, imagine whatever you want is under it, and just enjoy yourself.

I would advise you to never go to a truckstop.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 29, 2017 03:10 PM (U3e2y)

399 Shari Lewis used to buy Lambchop its own airline seats.

She wasn't quite right in the head.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at March 29, 2017 03:11 PM (ul9CR)

400 *I assume lambchop is underaged.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 29, 2017 03:10 PM (TOk1P)

Not in lamb years. *Wink* *Wink*

Posted by: Abdul Abdulla at March 29, 2017 03:11 PM (GX63o)

401 "Faye Valentine from Cowboy Bebop.

Posted by: Independent George at March 29, 2017 03:09 PM (BDZWU) "

Totally worth getting your wallet stolen.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 29, 2017 03:11 PM (oZ6kz)

402 Are you into Furries if you just want Shari Lewis to give you a handjob with Lambchop?

This place....

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 29, 2017 03:11 PM (B+qrE)

403 "I would advise you to never go to a truckstop"

Or use the restrooms.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 29, 2017 03:11 PM (9IM0p)

404 Would it be considered a lamb job?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at March 29, 2017 03:12 PM (ul9CR)

405 Although really, and I am quite serious, when Shari Lewis was younger she was smokin' hot.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 29, 2017 03:12 PM (TOk1P)

406 "Don't forget Ana Kasparian."


Who could forget? Her election night performance was comedy gold. "You're all stupid and I hate you." She was even funnier than Cenk Uyger, and that's saying something

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 29, 2017 03:12 PM (OD2ni)

407 Ok. Lamb chop. That's just wrong. Whose next, Piglet?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 29, 2017 03:12 PM (9IM0p)

408 398 >>>There's a tarp between the two of you, imagine whatever you want is under it, and just enjoy yourself.

I would advise you to never go to a truckstop.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 29, 2017 03:10 PM (U3e2y)



Maybe he goes there all the time.

Posted by: buzzion at March 29, 2017 03:13 PM (z/Ubi)

409 Whose next, Piglet?

Miss Piggy. From her, you get a hamjob.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at March 29, 2017 03:13 PM (ul9CR)

410 Any of the Gainax girls would be fine also - at least the of-age ones.

(Asuka's totes mature for her age, though!)

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 29, 2017 03:14 PM (oZ6kz)

411 Are you into Furries if you just want Shari Lewis to give you a handjob with Lambchop?

*****


That is simultaneously innocently amusing and darkly disturbing.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 29, 2017 03:14 PM (wPiJc)

412 "402 Are you into Furries if you just want Shari Lewis to give you a handjob with Lambchop?"


Maybe. But you are definitely a homo if you want a hand job from Senor Wences.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 29, 2017 03:14 PM (OD2ni)

413 357 >>I saw the new trailer for IT. That bit with the paper boat was maudlin and corny in the 80s. Everyone knows Stephen King's tropes and they are garbage.

In the movies maybe. The book was down right spooky, one of his best.

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Two of the characters from IT, and the nasty little town of Derry, Maine, reappear in King's time travel novel, 11/22/63.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 29, 2017 03:14 PM (iGlLT)

414 Manfaye has destroyed that fantasy for me.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 29, 2017 03:10 PM (Tnhbr)
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I just googled manfaye. I wish I could've gone my whole life without knowing about it.

Oh well. My 2nd is the cat lady from Outlaw Star, Aisha Clanclan.

Posted by: Independent George at March 29, 2017 03:15 PM (BDZWU)

415 Miss Piggy. From her, you get a hamjob.


Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at March 29, 2017 03:13 PM (ul9CR)

Nah. She's got a nose like Anita Sarkesian.

Posted by: Abdul Abdulla at March 29, 2017 03:15 PM (GX63o)

416 >>>Ok. Lamb chop. That's just wrong. Whose next, Piglet?

That's disgusting!!

Kanga on the other hand....

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 29, 2017 03:15 PM (U3e2y)

417 Miss Piggy. From her, you get a hamjob.

*****


Makin' bacon

Posted by: Muldoon at March 29, 2017 03:16 PM (wPiJc)

418
Poke chops

Posted by: Muldoon at March 29, 2017 03:16 PM (wPiJc)

419 411 Are you into Furries if you just want Shari Lewis to give you a handjob with Lambchop?
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Never mind Lambchop. Shari was in an episode of The Man from U.N.C.L.E., and she was sexy.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 29, 2017 03:17 PM (iGlLT)

420 Mario bashing is effectively pro-Bowser.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 29, 2017 03:17 PM (VdICR)

421 >>>That is simultaneously innocently amusing and darkly disturbing.

:::waves maniacally:::

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 29, 2017 03:17 PM (U3e2y)

422 They're real. You get to watch Alexthechick seduce innocent unsuspecting bachelorettes.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 29, 2017 03:08 PM (Tnhbr)



For the eleventy billionth time, I did not crash the bachelorette party.

Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 29, 2017 03:17 PM (mf5HN)

423 My safe phrase is "F*ck off!"

Posted by: Ususally I just read the ONT at March 29, 2017 03:18 PM (ndGCC)

424 http://bit.ly/2oztLIH
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New Huma Abedin Emails Reveal Additional Instances of Clinton Sending Classified Information through Unsecured Emails, Special Favors for Clinton Donors - Judicial Watch

Posted by: EVLINC! at March 29, 2017 03:19 PM (y3aQB)

425 There's a new thread, but don't feel that you need to drag yourself away from the cartoon character/puppet/animal thread if, y'know, that's your thing.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 29, 2017 03:19 PM (8nWyX)

426 Funny how these feminist never mention the case of Major Anthony Nelson who freed a smoking hot genie from an oil lamp who was then oath bound to fufill his every dirty wish and he never took advantage of it.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 29, 2017 03:03 PM (lKyWE)



You believed that shit? I've got a one-day special sale on bridges.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 29, 2017 03:19 PM (SRKgf)

427 April the Giraffe is sitting.... COULD THIS BE IT?!!?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 29, 2017 03:19 PM (jjaLl)

428 400+ comments and nothing about Daphne from Scooby Doo? Hell, Velma even - I hear she does "things".

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 29, 2017 03:20 PM (jxbfJ)

429 It looks like she is PUSHING!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 29, 2017 03:20 PM (jjaLl)

430 428 400+ comments and nothing about Daphne from Scooby Doo? Hell, Velma even - I hear she does "things".
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

Velma likes it doggy style

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 29, 2017 03:21 PM (FZYNt)

431 429
It looks like she is PUSHING!


Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 29, 2017 03:20 PM (jjaLl)

It's that Taco Bell Burrito that one of the zoo staff slipped her.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 29, 2017 03:21 PM (jxbfJ)

432
Cortana in HALO.

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Hmmmm. Looks a lot like a blue-skin version of pr0n star Victoria Blaze!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 29, 2017 03:23 PM (iGlLT)

433 If anyone is going to be brought back in the future, we need George Carlin. Didn't obviously agree with his politics, but he would've had a field day with this 'culture' that we have now.

Posted by: johny boy at March 29, 2017 03:23 PM (UNXWZ)

434 Velma does butt stuff. I've seen it on Hentai Foundry.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 29, 2017 03:24 PM (zsHGH)

435 Nood

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2017 03:24 PM (4Utw1)

436 Anita is a lunatic.

Lara Croft from the Tomb Raider franchise has spawned millions of little nerdboners in millions of basements for decades.

Posted by: Fritz at March 29, 2017 03:29 PM (2Mnv1)

437 I know a guy who knows a guy that can get mpegs of Krystal licking a popsicle.

Posted by: OCBill at March 29, 2017 03:31 PM (df+Zi)

438 April is a furry enthusiast with stilts on his arms and legs. He's going to give birth like the rhino in Ace Ventura.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 29, 2017 03:34 PM (VdICR)

439 "they simultaneously demand that every man be made to wear a penile plethysmograph to make sure they're not experiencing any suspect blood flow"

It moved, Jerry!

Posted by: Art Vandalay at March 29, 2017 03:36 PM (97XyN)

440 Bonous: Anna Puma mentioned that there is "Krystal" cosplay. Here's a video of this sexy, sexy cartoon fox.

It's a furry.

Kill it with fire.

Posted by: Yiff in hell! at March 29, 2017 03:44 PM (rUIbB)

441 The death rattle of Western Civilization gets louder everyday.

Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 29, 2017 03:50 PM (ve0bY)

442 317 What if your man is into sharks?
Posted by: Monica Gellar-Bing at March 29, 2017 02:57 PM (z/Ubi)


Please go on.

Posted by: Jabberjaws at March 29, 2017 04:04 PM (1JnAL)

443 You Furries better hurry, 'cause I know you're into that.

Posted by: MikeD at March 29, 2017 04:36 PM (rS5vj)

444 You are in deep shit, Ace. "Patriarchy wants to control women's bodies by trapping them in Space Crystals" was CLEARLY marked 'confidential' by the patriarchs.

You might end up kicked out of the patriarchy over this one.

Posted by: Kevin at March 29, 2017 04:43 PM (k91gn)

445 Yeah #gamergate had NO effect on anything

Posted by: Amy Shulkusky at March 29, 2017 04:55 PM (iTpVl)

446 "I'm not allowed to promote anything that I'm involved in. So I just want to have the legal disclosure, you've asked me the question, and I am not promoting any product," Mnuchin said on Friday. "But you should send all your kids to Lego Batman."

Everyone was left laughing. Everyone, that is, execept Democratic Senator Ron Wyden.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at March 29, 2017 05:23 PM (labbd)

447 Testing

Posted by: ibguy at March 29, 2017 05:38 PM (vUcdz)

448 Test

Posted by: ibguy at March 29, 2017 05:40 PM (vUcdz)

449 Test url

Posted by: ibguy at March 29, 2017 05:41 PM (vUcdz)

450 Uh, there's actually a lot more than cosplay.

People have actually made full-on hentai games of Krystal.

Google 'Legend of Krystal'.

Posted by: The Dude Continues To Abide at March 29, 2017 05:51 PM (Y7Ajm)

451 Faye Valentine FTW!

Posted by: Weak Geek, showing he really is one at March 29, 2017 06:37 PM (8b0wA)

452 We must not normalize the trapping of cartoon foxes inside Space Crystals, or something.
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I just went to Google images and searched for "Krystal fox", and saw a lot of pictures of her drawn as provocative or coquettish, but I didn't see one picture of her trapped in a crystal.

So, it's not like she didn't spend time outside the crystal.

Classic Sarkesian, though finds some obscure thing to fixate on and thinks that her fixation must have something to do with theirs.

Posted by: Axeman at March 29, 2017 11:49 PM (JhE5a)

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