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Monday Overnight Open Thread (3/27/17) So This Is Monday Edition
Quotes of The Day
Quote I
Happiness and moral duty are inseparably connected.
-- George Washington
Quote II
Imagine choosing a job not on money or even on career advancement, but as part of a life worth living. Dale Dauten
Quote III
Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. Ronald Reagan
2 certain things in life, death and taxes. Make that 3 things, death, taxes and debt in the afterlife. Average Americans dying with debt.
These days, not even the dead are debt-free. A new report from Credit.com has found that 73 percent of U.S. consumers are dying with large amounts of debt to their name — to the average tune of $61,554.
Everyone (or so it seems) in the educational field say you make more money if you have a college degree. (The ONT will put up a master plumber to any gender studies grad any day of the week. But, we digress.) Are you a sex worker. Sex workers make more with a college degree.
Economists Scott Cunningham and Todd Kendall conducted an extensive survey of female sex workers in 2009. They asked detailed demographic questions as well as gathered details about the women’s clients, work patterns, and pay. They estimate that college-educated sex workers are less likely to work than their less-educated counterparts in any given week. But when they do work, they earn about 12% to 13% more. College educated sex-workers see more clients and book longer sessions. They charge slightly less on an hourly basis, but the volume and nature of their services means they end up earning more.
After years of public humiliation by her sext-a-holic husband, Anthony Weiner, 40-year-old Abedin finally separated from the former congressman in August, one day after The Post reported that he had sent yet another explicit photo to a woman — this one showing his toddler son asleep beside him. But sources tell The Post that Hillary Clinton’s righthand woman is now giving the marriage another try.
Is it time to do away with the Indian Reservation? All casino jokes aside, a good question.
The idea of "reservations" may have made sense 150 years ago, but by now we are all Americans, and the idea of separate "reservations" for different kinds of Americans smacks of paternalism and racism. We should do away with reservations. And if liberals object, I would give the Indians back Manhattan, as a form of reparation.
March 27, 2015, Country singer Willie Nelson announced that he and his family were hard at work on a new brand of marijuana called Willie's Reserve. Stores of that same name were being planned and were to include his signature brand and other strains that would be grown to meet quality standards. via thisdayimusic.com
1970, Born on this day, Mariah Carey, singer. Carey is named after 'They Call The Wind Mariah' from the musical 'Paint Your Wagon'. Scored the 1994 UK No.1 single 'Without You' plus over 20 other UK Top 40 hits and 12 US No.1 singles. via thisdayinmusic.com
Let it burn. The judiciary is as f*cking nuts as the people who appear before them.
As the old commercial went, "Parts is parts." Form woman to "man".
Having already bought you a first-class ticket to the wonderful land of hairy vagina monsters (and other such delights of vaginoplasty), it seemed downright sexist not to visit neighboring Dongistan. We talked to Gerbil, a trans man who recently underwent phalloplasty, and he told us that turning a hoo-ha into a wang comes with its own unique challenges. For example ... 6Bigfoot? More like lead foot. Genius Award Winner.
Finding A Dong Doctor Is Nearly Impossible
Once again, Man's Best Friend lives up to its reputation. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Positive Attitude.
Notice: Posted with permission by AceCorp, LLC. All local, state and federal laws were complied with during The ONT process.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: The Intragalactic Yoko Ono Appreciation Society, AoSHQ Colony at March 27, 2017 10:21 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Country Boy at March 27, 2017 10:21 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: freaked at March 27, 2017 10:21 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Country Boy at March 27, 2017 10:21 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Flyboy at March 27, 2017 10:21 PM (bmTmL)
The rule of law and democracy are two things that the Progressive Left claim to be fighting for, yet actually fight against. "Democracy", to them, is not about majority rule, nor even about individuals actually having any say whatsoever about their own governance.
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=13240
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 27, 2017 10:21 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Beartooth at March 27, 2017 10:21 PM (lRNBd)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 27, 2017 10:21 PM (kP16F)
Heh. Hah hah! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Oh wait. He's serious?
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 27, 2017 10:22 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: booknlass at March 27, 2017 10:22 PM (8mO0Q)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 27, 2017 10:22 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: freaked at March 27, 2017 10:22 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Skynet at March 27, 2017 10:22 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: Mr. Mxyzptlk at March 27, 2017 10:22 PM (GWVcB)
Posted by: Verbal Kint at March 27, 2017 10:22 PM (Tstsj)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 27, 2017 10:23 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 27, 2017 10:23 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 27, 2017 10:23 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Verbal Kint at March 27, 2017 10:23 PM (Tstsj)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 27, 2017 10:23 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: Lake Erie at March 27, 2017 10:23 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Country Boy at March 27, 2017 10:23 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: freaked at March 27, 2017 10:24 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Verbal Kint at March 27, 2017 10:22 PM
There is no spoon...
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 27, 2017 10:24 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 27, 2017 10:25 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 27, 2017 10:25 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at March 27, 2017 10:25 PM (0MKRD)
Posted by: ShainS at March 27, 2017 10:25 PM (ZcAbN)
Posted by: Positive Lee at March 27, 2017 10:26 PM (/98+O)
They're called whores.
Or if you're in polite company...hookers.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 27, 2017 10:26 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: Aviator at March 27, 2017 10:26 PM (/Nite)
Posted by: Farmer at March 27, 2017 10:27 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Flyboy at March 27, 2017 10:21 PM (bmTmL)
You're confused?
I'm past that point.
Hello everyone!!!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2017 10:27 PM (voOPb)
How many others broke out in a sweat and had heart palpitations thinking that there wouldn't be an ONT?
Posted by: Beartooth at March 27, 2017 10:27 PM (lRNBd)
Posted by: ShainS at March 27, 2017 10:28 PM (ZcAbN)
28 NSA/Russian code injection fail at line 23 has now failed at line 24 ...
Posted by: ShainS at March 27, 2017 10:25 PM (ZcAbN)
Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh......
you said "injection"
Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 27, 2017 10:29 PM (cuZZW)
Posted by: Positive Lee at March 27, 2017 10:29 PM (/98+O)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 27, 2017 10:29 PM (hscyr)
I do like that.
Posted by: t-bird at March 27, 2017 10:29 PM (eeTCA)
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at March 27, 2017 10:30 PM (ZcAbN)
Posted by: The Hamsters at March 27, 2017 10:30 PM (2yngH)
The Death Of Trumpcare Is The Ultimate Proof Of Obamacare's Historic Accomplishment
Former US Vice President Dick Cheney: 'No question' Russia meddled in the US election, and it could be 'an act of war'
FACT CHECK: Trump Says Obamacare Is 'Exploding.' It's Not
Donald Trump's team 'wiping their electronic devices' in case they have to give evidence
Did Ivanka Trump And Jared Kushner Meet A Putin-Connected Russian Oligarch In Aspen?
End Of The World Headlines Brought To You By Chicken Little:
Hackers install child porn on Czech president's computer
Climate Change-Fueled Jet Stream Linked to Brutal Floods and Heatwaves, Says Study
Uber's Self-Driving Crash Proves We Need Self-Driving Cars
Woman jailed after playing Ed Sheeran song on repeat
UK government wants access to WhatsApp messages
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at March 27, 2017 10:30 PM (TixTl)
Posted by: Beartooth at March 27, 2017 10:27 PM (lRNBd)
Dude...MisHum is on it.
It might be a Packers retrospective with some early Yoko Ono mix-tapes...but you will get an ONT.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 27, 2017 10:30 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 27, 2017 10:30 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 27, 2017 10:30 PM (JO9+V)
Hey, so did I!!
Posted by: Charlie Sheen at March 27, 2017 10:30 PM (wpC7C)
Posted by: Skynet at March 27, 2017 10:22
Was that you? I blamed it on Bailey. She's a 7 yo yellow lab and farts to beat the band.
Posted by: Farmer at March 27, 2017 10:30 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: ibguy at March 27, 2017 10:31 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Positive Lee at March 27, 2017 10:31 PM (/98+O)
Posted by: ShainS at March 27, 2017 10:28 PM (ZcAbN)
And.....
Tied himself up in knots
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2017 10:31 PM (voOPb)
Is Infidel here tonight? I believe she asked last night for help with her resume and/or cover letter.
After years of being ignored, I am *finally* getting responses for resumes and cover letters I've been sending out on Craigslist, so apparently I am finally doing something right.
Infidel, if you want it, I'd be happy to help you. You can reach me at QDPSJL (but it doesn't have to be in caps) at the gmail thingy. We can work things out from there.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 27, 2017 10:31 PM (qazQh)
Posted by: Original Jake at March 27, 2017 10:32 PM (gp3sW)
What happens when you don't speak Spanish?
Posted by: Positive Lee at March 27, 2017 10:29 PM (/98+O)
Speak Glockinese.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 27, 2017 10:32 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 27, 2017 10:32 PM (qazQh)
Posted by: t-bird at March 27, 2017 10:32 PM (eeTCA)
The rule of law and democracy are two things that the Progressive Left claim to be fighting for, yet actually fight against. "Democracy", to them, is not about majority rule, nor even about individuals actually having any say whatsoever about their own governance.
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=13240
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 27, 2017 10:21 PM (vBeA5)
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Well hey'll not they ain't. It's about who gits the most money and who gits the most women. Damn
Posted by: ghost of Warren Oates at March 27, 2017 10:33 PM (tBswe)
Posted by: Insomniac
"Oh, I see you're desperate for money and willing to do literally anything to get it. I'd like for you to talk to my two friends, Mr. Smith and Mr. Wesson. I should warn you, they tend to shoot first and ask questions later."
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 27, 2017 10:33 PM (qazQh)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 27, 2017 10:33 PM (TdMsT)
Pretty sure I've spent time at that spot on Superior. Looks very familiar. Surprisingly soothing.
Posted by: Esch at March 27, 2017 10:33 PM (I0row)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 27, 2017 10:33 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Farmer at March 27, 2017 10:30 PM (o/90i)
Bailey's is the only halfway decent BBQ place around here. And yes, it does provoke gastrointestinal upset on occasion.
But it has good beer on tap. Although it's that stupid 8% alcohol double IPA shit that I can only drink in moderation. I have a standing plan that precludes me from being a guest of the county. Which means I get to have two...at the most.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 27, 2017 10:33 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: ALH at March 27, 2017 10:34 PM (Z56vq)
How many others broke out in a sweat and had heart palpitations thinking that there wouldn't be an ONT?
Posted by: Beartooth at March 27, 2017 10:27 PM (lRNBd)
It certainly is a Monday.
Thanks for hanging out at The ONT
And don't listen to that Yankee fan. 1 week from opening day and he has blood flow in the wrong direction.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2017 10:34 PM (voOPb)
So literate whores make more than ignorant whores. I'm thinking, maybe a higher class of clientele. Maybe they aren't dumb enough to put out for !5 bucks like the dumb drug ho's on "Cops".
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2017 10:34 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Michael Myer at March 27, 2017 10:34 PM (JO9+V)
Hey, so did I!!
Posted by: Charlie Sheen at March 27, 2017 10:30 PM (wpC7C)
...............
Posted by: Elliot Spitzer at March 27, 2017 10:34 PM (gp3sW)
Posted by: Original Jake at March 27, 2017 10:34 PM (gp3sW)
Posted by: Positive Lee at March 27, 2017 10:35 PM (/98+O)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 27, 2017 10:33 PM (rF0hx)
Designated driver, duh!!!
And....I volunteer.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2017 10:35 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Original Jake at March 27, 2017 10:35 PM (gp3sW)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2017 10:27 PM (voOPb)
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Woo hoo! You made it out of the Thunderdome!
Posted by: bluebell at March 27, 2017 10:35 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Lake Mish Again at March 27, 2017 10:35 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 27, 2017 10:32 PM (qazQh)
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Each COB should be required to declare itself one of the 57 Facebook genders.
Posted by: ShainS at March 27, 2017 10:36 PM (ZcAbN)
Posted by: concrete girl at March 27, 2017 10:36 PM (fZXYQ)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 27, 2017 10:37 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 27, 2017 10:37 PM (0mRoj)
i'm getting me a tactical flashlight, for realz.
Posted by: booknlass at March 27, 2017 10:37 PM (8mO0Q)
Posted by: bluebell at March 27, 2017 10:35 PM (sBOL1)
You think so?
I'm not sure.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2017 10:37 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Lake Erie
Oh, yeah? Well how many songs have been written about you, jackoff?
Posted by: The Big Lake They Call Gitchegumee at March 27, 2017 10:38 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Meremortal at March 27, 2017 10:38 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Locke Common at March 27, 2017 10:38 PM (YCQah)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 27, 2017 10:39 PM (KP5rU)
What happens when you don't speak Spanish?
Posted by: Positive Lee at March 27, 2017 10:29 PM (/98+O)
Speak Glockinese.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 27, 2017 10:32 PM (0mRoj)<<<
When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk.
Posted by: Tuco at March 27, 2017 10:39 PM (Tstsj)
Posted by: Eromero at March 27, 2017 10:39 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Lake Erie
Oh, yeah? Well how many songs have been written about you, jackoff?
Posted by: The Big Lake They Call Gitchegumee at March 27, 2017 10:38 PM (qJhUV)
Does a song about the Erie Canal count?
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 27, 2017 10:40 PM (TdMsT)
Speaking of dumb women.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2017 10:40 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 27, 2017 10:40 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: bluebell at March 27, 2017 10:35 PM (sBOL1)
You think so?
I'm not sure.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2017 10:37 PM (voOPb)
Thunderdome changes a man. He never really comes home, not really. Part of him is still there in the gladiatorial sands, methane-powered chainsaw roaring, running after a bungee-corded retard.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 27, 2017 10:40 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 27, 2017 10:30 PM (0mRoj)
Ain't worth it, bro. You're thinking "Hey, I'll be a sex worker, get my foot in the door in the sex industry". 20 years later, you're still showing up at the sex factory, punching your clock, and when the whistle blows at 8am, you're there on the assembly line, putting sex together for 10 hours with a 15 minute lunch break. The sex gets loaded into freight cars, goes to the pier, and a crane loads it onto cargo ships, and you? You're still just a cog in the machine, man.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 27, 2017 10:40 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 27, 2017 10:37 PM (0mRoj)
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Agreed. I live in Northern AZ where there are many.
Seems like the only ones who escape that to some degree are the military veterans and their families, of which there is a surprising (at least it was to me) large percentage.
Posted by: ShainS at March 27, 2017 10:40 PM (ZcAbN)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 27, 2017 10:40 PM (qazQh)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at March 27, 2017 10:41 PM (d76uN)
Posted by: Aviator at March 27, 2017 10:41 PM (/Nite)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 27, 2017 10:37 PM (tHwdc)
Tease it back, make it your beotch!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 27, 2017 10:41 PM (hscyr)
Timing, as usual, isn't great.
Posted by: Country Boy at March 27, 2017 10:41 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2017 10:35 PM (voOPb)
The BBQ is actually quite good. The chicken is moist. The pork ribs are solid, and the brisket is good. Not great, but good.
And the sides are excellent. That makes me happy.
Thank you for the offer, but it's about a 15 hour drive for you. I'm guessing at least four hours from Chicago?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 27, 2017 10:41 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 27, 2017 10:41 PM (tHwdc)
And just where else will Anthony Weiner live, in order to do his sexting?
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2017 10:41 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 27, 2017 10:42 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 27, 2017 10:42 PM (qazQh)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 27, 2017 10:42 PM (v1g1+)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 27, 2017 10:43 PM (qazQh)
Because Frost bites!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 27, 2017 10:42 PM (DMUuz)
*icy glare*
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 27, 2017 10:43 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 27, 2017 10:40 PM (0mRoj)
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I've always imagined that MisHum looks like Mad Max.
Posted by: bluebell at March 27, 2017 10:44 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: qdp "1,001 lame jokes" steve at March 27, 2017 10:44 PM (qazQh)
Posted by: Don Q. at March 27, 2017 10:44 PM (NgKpN)
It's cold!
Hear the one about the stove?
It's hot!
Posted by: qdp "1,001 lame jokes" steve at March 27, 2017 10:44 PM (qazQh)
Oh sweet Jesus...
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 27, 2017 10:45 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Minx 0.7 gamma at March 27, 2017 10:45 PM (KgpWR)
Joyce's friends Jessica and Erin took her out for a picnic yesterday:
The picnic was at Silver Springs Park (I think that's like 1/2 hour drive each way), and they really enjoyed themselves. Jessica was so honored that Hubby entrusted Joyce in her and Erin's care (he can be - justifiably - somewhat controlling about that, glad to see he's lightening up a bit). "Yay!!! Girlfriend time!!"
I spoke with Joyce this afternoon, and she said it was "magical" -
I remain cautiously hopeful, will know more in a few weeks, after she's had the next set of MRI's/scans.
Posted by: ibguy at March 27, 2017 10:45 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Positive Lee at March 27, 2017 10:45 PM (/98+O)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 27, 2017 10:40 PM (TdMsT)
Chuckle worthy
But no. Its a damn ditch for crying outloud
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2017 10:45 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 27, 2017 10:45 PM (qazQh)
If I can't count on the ONT, the ONT can't count on me.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
Relax. We are in Control!!
Posted by: Priests of the Temple of Syrinix at March 27, 2017 10:46 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 27, 2017 10:46 PM (0mRoj)
I don't know what they'd think. they'd probably still blame others, like so many of the rest of us human beings do.
Posted by: booknlass at March 27, 2017 10:46 PM (8mO0Q)
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And just where else will Anthony Weiner live, in order to do his sexting?
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2017 10:41 PM (+lVUW)
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No, no, he's part of the deal. They have to take him too.
Posted by: gNewt at March 27, 2017 10:46 PM (tBswe)
Posted by: ALH at March 27, 2017 10:46 PM (Z56vq)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 27, 2017 10:40 PM (TdMsT)
Erie Canal?
Amy Shumers VJay Jay?
Posted by: Don Q. at March 27, 2017 10:46 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: bluebell at March 27, 2017 10:46 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 27, 2017 10:30 PM
Don't forget, that by pleasing women, you become part of the evil patriarchy, and won't be welcomed in progressive Society.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 27, 2017 10:46 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 27, 2017 10:37 PM (0mRoj)
And that's their good points. All kidding aside, they should be abolished. The land parceled out to the Indians with a provision it can't be sold for say 5 years. Grew up next to the Crow and Northern Cheyenne reservations and went to school and worked with them. We're doing them no favors keeping this corrupt system afloat. Besides we'll be able to shit can the BIA as a bonus.
Posted by: Beartooth at March 27, 2017 10:47 PM (lRNBd)
Yes. Yes they do.
Thanks for posting the story, MisHum.
Posted by: tbodie at March 27, 2017 10:47 PM (oZe0I)
I bet there are two big signs next to the entrance to every location:
- "NO HAPPY ENDINGS"
- "NO JOKES ABOUT HAPPY ENDINGS"
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 27, 2017 10:47 PM (qazQh)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 27, 2017 10:47 PM (8HGb7)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 27, 2017 10:45 PM (0mRoj)
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Yeah. I have given up. It seems to be a posting for the sake of seeing your posts thing.
Posted by: Flyboy at March 27, 2017 10:47 PM (bmTmL)
I went to Thunderdome, but didn't compete. It was weird.
Posted by: otho at March 27, 2017 10:48 PM (lmIoG)
I've always imagined that MisHum looks like Mad Max.
and I say, there's something about an Aqua Velva man.
heh
Posted by: booknlass at March 27, 2017 10:48 PM (8mO0Q)
Thank You Bill Gates, Please take more of my money.
Posted by: Positive Lee at March 27, 2017 10:48 PM (/98+O)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 27, 2017 10:40 PM (0mRoj)
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I've always imagined that MisHum looks like Mad Max.
Posted by: bluebell at March 27, 2017 10:44 PM (sBOL1)
He lost everything and became a shell of a man...
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 27, 2017 10:48 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 27, 2017 10:48 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 27, 2017 10:48 PM (qazQh)
Posted by: Original Jake at March 27, 2017 10:49 PM (gp3sW)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 27, 2017 10:50 PM (qazQh)
Donald Trump's team 'wiping their electronic devices' in case they have to give evidence.
Like, with a cloth?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 27, 2017 10:50 PM (v1g1+)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 27, 2017 10:50 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: bluebell at March 27, 2017 10:44 PM (sBOL1)
>>He lost everything and became a shell of a man...
Miss Hum is a Dude?
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2017 10:50 PM (T1Co2)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 27, 2017 10:46 PM (DMUuz)
Let's see...
*taps give-a-fuck-o-meter*
Reads zero.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 27, 2017 10:50 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at March 27, 2017 10:51 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: bluebell at March 27, 2017 10:44 PM (sBOL1)
Aren't you sweet, more like the Absent Minded
Cob
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2017 10:51 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: gracepmc at March 27, 2017 10:52 PM (OU4q6)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 27, 2017 10:48 PM
Huh? You've lost me, Steve!
Posted by: otho at March 27, 2017 10:52 PM (lmIoG)
I bet there are two big signs next to the entrance to every location:
- "NO HAPPY ENDINGS"
- "NO JOKES ABOUT HAPPY ENDINGS"
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 27, 2017 10:47 PM (qazQh)
The consent/waiver form contains language to that effect. Much more subtly and artfully stated, of course.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 27, 2017 10:52 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2017 10:50 PM (T1Co2)
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Yes. You were probably confusing him with CBD.
Posted by: bluebell at March 27, 2017 10:52 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: tu3031 at March 27, 2017 10:52 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 27, 2017 10:52 PM (qazQh)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 27, 2017 10:46 PM (DMUuz)
Let's see...
*taps give-a-fuck-o-meter*
Reads zero.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 27, 2017 10:50 PM (0mRoj)
What a coincidence! Mine reads "zero" too!
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 27, 2017 10:53 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2017 10:53 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 27, 2017 10:50 PM (8nWyX)
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She's fine. She said the other day she is taking a break until Easter.
Posted by: bluebell at March 27, 2017 10:53 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Positive Lee at March 27, 2017 10:53 PM (/98+O)
Ontario! Ontario!
You are located near the Adirondacks!
And not far from the Champlain of the Great Lakes!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 27, 2017 10:54 PM (v1g1+)
Posted by: bluebell at March 27, 2017 10:53 PM (sBOL1)
tyvm, bluebell.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 27, 2017 10:54 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Flyboy at March 27, 2017 10:54 PM (bmTmL)
Posted by: gracepmc at March 27, 2017 10:52 PM (OU4q6)
******************
Like the Clintons, it's a political marriage.
Or, Anthony, I don't want to live in Saudi Arabia they want to cut my !**! off.
Posted by: gNewt at March 27, 2017 10:55 PM (tBswe)
Posted by: thathalfrican - wandering thru Alison's Wonderland at March 27, 2017 10:55 PM (nDcc3)
I thought MisHum was a gal and CBD was a dude. Turns out it's just the opposite.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 27, 2017 10:55 PM (qazQh)
Posted by: ShainS at March 27, 2017 10:28 PM (ZcAbN)
And.....
Tied himself up in knots
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2017 10:31 PM (voOPb)*
The Space-Time continuum has shifted. God Help Us!
Posted by: tbodie at March 27, 2017 10:55 PM (oZe0I)
bebe's, we smokum peace pipe tonight? (Me and Miley already did.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 27, 2017 10:42 PM (
Back? I never left. Yes, let's just drop the whole thing.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 27, 2017 10:55 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: Lake Titicaca at March 27, 2017 10:55 PM (Tstsj)
Posted by: thathalfrican - wandering thru Alison's Wonderland at March 27, 2017 10:56 PM (nDcc3)
http://tinyurl.com/l268lz3
40 million + and 5 years in development. Ooof.
Posted by: Thrawn at March 27, 2017 10:56 PM (E/ibL)
Posted by: ShainS at March 27, 2017 10:28 PM (ZcAbN)
And.....
Tied himself up in knots
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2017 10:31 PM (voOPb)*
The Space-Time continuum has shifted. God Help Us!
Posted by: tbodie at March 27, 2017 10:55 PM (oZe0I)
And is into bondage, apparently.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 27, 2017 10:56 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Original Jake at March 27, 2017 10:56 PM (gp3sW)
Posted by: gracepmc at March 27, 2017 10:52 PM (OU4q6)
Skyrocketed off the bizarro-meter. I guess after spending that much time with Hilary! Huma has lost all discernment.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 27, 2017 10:56 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 27, 2017 10:56 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2017 10:57 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at March 27, 2017 10:57 PM (nDcc3)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 27, 2017 10:57 PM (qazQh)
Posted by: bluebell at March 27, 2017 10:57 PM (sBOL1)
Don 't even try to wrap your head around what's going on with OregonMuse.
...or, Patch, as Patch likes to be called.
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2017 10:57 PM (T1Co2)
btw, the best lisping-Krogan fight ever occurs at about 11:30.
Posted by: Thrawn at March 27, 2017 10:57 PM (E/ibL)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 27, 2017 10:57 PM (qazQh)
Slapweasel said he's gonna take you out behind the woodshed.
<grins evilly>
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 27, 2017 10:57 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 27, 2017 10:58 PM (qazQh)
I thought MisHum was a gal and CBD was a dude. Turns out it's just the opposite.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 27, 2017 10:55 PM (qazQh)
***************************
Good evening, Steve. How are you?
Posted by: HAL at March 27, 2017 10:58 PM (tBswe)
Sounds like an awesome place. but I get the idea of leaving after 2, sounds like common sense.
Posted by: Farmer at March 27, 2017 10:59 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: gracepmc at March 27, 2017 10:52 PM (OU4q6)
******************
Like the Clintons, it's a political marriage.
Or, Anthony, I don't want to live in Saudi Arabia they want to cut my !**! off.
Posted by: gNewt at March 27, 2017 10:55 PM (tBswe)
Yes, I gave that consideration.
But......
What does Carlos Danger bring to the relationship?
He's disgraced
Whereas Bill Clinton still was a "rock star" after leaving the WH.
I see why Hillary stuck with him.
Huma sticking with Tony? I don't get it. There is nothing in it for her.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2017 10:59 PM (voOPb)
(I was four years old!)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)
Did you go in the water? I thought it was cold all year long.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2017 10:59 PM (+lVUW)
One kid is self assured, tons of friends, and outgoing.
Other kid is quiet, introverted, few friends. Shy kid seems perfectly content, but I feel like I should help. Gah!
Posted by: Jmel at March 27, 2017 10:59 PM (OeWgo)
A few years back, I was known to hang out at my local dive bar way too much.
That Toby Keith song was in my regular rotation on the jukebox. That version had Willie playing along with Toby.
I love that song.
Posted by: The name... is Dalton at March 27, 2017 11:00 PM (/20hv)
Posted by: HAL
It's just like that dream I had!!! Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!!!!!!
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 27, 2017 11:00 PM (qazQh)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2017 10:59 PM (+lVUW)
Deep, too!
Posted by: hogmartin at March 27, 2017 11:00 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: gracepmc at March 27, 2017 10:52 PM (OU4q6)
Cough...beard...cough
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 27, 2017 11:00 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2017 11:00 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: ibguy at March 27, 2017 11:00 PM (vUcdz)
Lake Superior took over a thousand souls on board of the Edward Fitzpatrick. There's an old folk song about it. Perhaps you heard it. James Fogerty sings it.
Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 27, 2017 11:00 PM (EufUL)
if liberals object, I would give the Indians back Manhattan, as a form of reparation.
Manhattan Project II : Atomic Boogaloo
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 27, 2017 11:00 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 27, 2017 11:01 PM (oVJmc)
Your nic is a throwback to an awful flag football team.
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at March 27, 2017 11:01 PM (nDcc3)
He's disgraced
Whereas Bill Clinton still was a "rock star" after leaving the WH.
I see why Hillary stuck with him.
Huma sticking with Tony? I don't get it. There is nothing in it for her.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2017 10:59 PM (voOPb)
Impeached President BJ was a rock star upon leaving the White House? Is this sarcasm?
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 27, 2017 11:01 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 27, 2017 11:01 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 27, 2017 11:02 PM (kP16F)
As far as we know.
Posted by: bluebell at March 27, 2017 10:57 PM (sBOL1)
Actually......I feel no identity or closeness with any pronouns I’ve come across. What describes me is my name.”
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2017 11:02 PM (voOPb)
You know they won't be home tonight
the snow falls hard and don't you know
the winds of Thor are blowing cold.
live from 1973
https://tinyurl.com/lz7t2s6
Posted by: booknlass at March 27, 2017 11:02 PM (8mO0Q)
How did the Edward Fitzsimmons sink, you wonder?
Well, on a dark and stormy night in November 1963, John F. Kennedy Jr. lost control of his airplane and collided with the freighter.
Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 27, 2017 11:02 PM (EufUL)
Impeached President BJ was a rock star upon leaving the White House? Is this sarcasm?
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 27, 2017 11:01 PM (TdMsT)
No, not at all.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2017 11:03 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: blaster at March 27, 2017 11:03 PM (HV1LS)
As far as we know.
Posted by: bluebell at March 27, 2017 10:57 PM (sBOL1)<<<
Everyone knows they're dudes. It's really ace who's a chick.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at March 27, 2017 11:03 PM (Tstsj)
Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 27, 2017 11:03 PM (EufUL)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 27, 2017 11:04 PM (qazQh)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 27, 2017 11:04 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Nought at March 27, 2017 11:05 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: ibguy at March 27, 2017 11:05 PM (vUcdz)
As far as we know.
Posted by: bluebell at March 27, 2017 10:57 PM (sBOL1)
Or not... depending on what day it is, and how they self identify!
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at March 27, 2017 11:05 PM (NgKpN)
Bob Dole is grateful Bob Dole's name isn't "Gaylord Barack Hussein Obama".
Posted by: Bob Dole at March 27, 2017 11:05 PM (ysprU)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at March 27, 2017 11:06 PM (Saqzi)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 27, 2017 11:01 PM (TdMsT)
*************************
Amongst the Dems Bill wasn't a problem, they loved him. (Cock o' the walk) That has me thinking they went to the Dem consigliere with a plan and he said, it is good.
Posted by: gNewt at March 27, 2017 11:06 PM (tBswe)
http://www.lunar-software.com/
They're saying only a couple more months though.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 27, 2017 11:06 PM (6FqZa)
And just where else will Anthony Weiner live, in order to do his sexting?
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2017 10:41
True story, one of my early Dutch relatives was the negotiator w/ the Canarsie Indians to buy Manhattan, or maybe Long Island. One of the few Dutch that knew the language.
Posted by: Farmer at March 27, 2017 11:06 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2017 11:06 PM (T1Co2)
Slapweasel said he's gonna take you out behind the woodshed.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 27, 2017 10:57 PM
Yeeeaaahhh no, not really into the whole spanking thing.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 27, 2017 11:06 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 27, 2017 11:04 PM (qazQh)
A dimension of sight, and sound...
yes, you have entered, the Barrel zone...
/Do do doh do....
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at March 27, 2017 11:06 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2017 11:07 PM (T1Co2)
==============
if you spent the last 20 years eating Hillary's whoo-ha your boundaries would be wacked too
Posted by: Original Jake at March 27, 2017 11:07 PM (gp3sW)
bifurcated assholes.
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2017 11:07 PM (T1Co2
F*cking Blackhawks lose in OT and you get cranky
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2017 11:08 PM (voOPb)
" However, France maintains control over justice, security and public order, currency, defence, and foreign policy. " http://tinyurl.com/mkcnza6
I'd figure that extradition is controlled by France and we do have an extradition treaty with them.
Posted by: geoffb5 at March 27, 2017 11:08 PM (d3wbb)
How did the Edward Fitzsimmons sink, you wonder?
Well, on a dark and stormy night in November 1963, John F. Kennedy Jr. lost control of his airplane and collided with the freighter.
Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX
I heard it hit an ice berg that had floated down from the Arctic due to Globull Warmering. JFK Jr was trying too assist but lost control of his airplane because he was having a threesome.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 27, 2017 11:08 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at March 27, 2017 11:01 PM (nDcc3)
***
Really? We're you on the team?
I figured that EVERYBODY knows where it come from.
Posted by: The name... is Dalton at March 27, 2017 11:09 PM (/20hv)
Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 27, 2017 11:00 PM (EufUL)
I'll have what he's having.
Posted by: Country Boy at March 27, 2017 11:09 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 27, 2017 10:37 PM (0mRoj)
----------------------------------
Not to mention they have the Holy Grail of single payor healthcare in the form of the Indian Health Service - and it rivals the VA in deadliness.
Posted by: Boots at March 27, 2017 11:09 PM (EBwPV)
Posted by: Huma and Anthony at March 27, 2017 11:09 PM (XoldI)
Oh...and fuck you for calling them "sex workers."
They're called whores.
Or if you're in polite company...hookers.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 27, 2017 10:26 PM (rF0hx)
No, when they're dead they're called hookers
--Archer
Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2017 11:09 PM (0hI48)
As far as we know.
Posted by: bluebell at March 27, 2017 10:57 PM (sBOL1)
Everyone knows they're dudes. It's really ace who's a chick.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at March 27, 2017 11:03 PM (Tstsj)
With ewoks it's really hard to tell.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 27, 2017 11:09 PM (0mRoj)
How did the Edward Fitzsimmons sink, you wonder?
Well, on a dark and stormy night in November 1963, John F. Kennedy Jr. lost control of his airplane and collided with the freighter.
Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX
I heard it hit an ice berg that had floated down from the Arctic due to Globull Warmering. JFK Jr was trying too assist but lost control of his airplane because he was having a threesome.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 27, 2017 11:08 PM (pY+s4)
And John Denver's problem was that Flex Fuel. That flexed him all the way to the ground.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2017 11:10 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: geoffb5 at March 27, 2017 11:10 PM (d3wbb)
One particular thing of interest that caught me by surprise...
Humanity and religion is largely ignored in Science Fiction. Aliens can have religions (usually semi-exotic, and sometimes with miraculous abilities). But humans can't, unless it's a crazy evil cult. The Mass Effect games to date have fallen into the "ignore human spirituality and religion" camp.
And that's mostly true in the new Mass Effect: Andromeda. But there's one very notable and positive exception. Your ship's science officer is believes in God. She doesn't provide any details on her religious practices, but she does tell you in a conversation that she believes in God. And in further conversations on the topic, she explains why - it's her research. The things she's seen as a scientific researcher strengthen her faith in the divine and the idea of a Creator.
I thought it was nice to see, particularly since it goes counter to the popular conception of scientists as atheists (and in a fashion that fits with what real life religious scientists have stated as well).
Posted by: junior at March 27, 2017 11:10 PM (To4O8)
Posted by: ibguy at March 27, 2017 10:45 PM (vUcdz)
Ibguy: Such a beautiful story. Continued prayer for healing and strength for your precious sister, and for peace, mercy and understanding for her family.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 27, 2017 11:10 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at March 27, 2017 11:03 PM
Nah, he's a strategically shaved Ewok passing as a human.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 27, 2017 11:10 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: Edgar Fitzmorris at March 27, 2017 11:10 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2017 11:10 PM (voOPb)
And lopped his head off in the process IIRC.
Posted by: Country Boy at March 27, 2017 11:11 PM (Jcg9Q)
Very much so. Even as a syphilitic old man twenty-five years later, he was probably still the reason for 3/4 of Hillary's votes.
Posted by: t-bird at March 27, 2017 11:11 PM (ysprU)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at March 27, 2017 11:06 PM (Saqzi)
I recall him popping up briefly in a thread earlier today.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 27, 2017 11:12 PM (8nWyX)
LOL I'll assume you are fucking with me but no. I remember the name and I remember that team losing. A lot.
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at March 27, 2017 11:12 PM (nDcc3)
Posted by: socalcon at March 27, 2017 11:12 PM (WAnre)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 27, 2017 11:12 PM (kP16F)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/846403437826899968
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/846403530034479105
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/846403665112043521
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/846403793122213888
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/846403924399738884
Posted by: kbdabear at March 27, 2017 11:12 PM (AOrEZ)
Or, Anthony, I don't want to live in Saudi Arabia they want to cut my !**! off.
Posted by: gNewt
Well, he ain't helping her career. If she gets back together with him she really is dumber than dirt.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2017 11:13 PM (+lVUW)
JFK Jr was trying too assist but lost control of his airplane because he was having a threesome.
With Sonny Bono and Marilyn Monroe.
Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 27, 2017 11:13 PM (EufUL)
I have trouble keeping track of who is sleeping with whom when they are democrats.
Posted by: Positive Lee at March 27, 2017 11:13 PM (/98+O)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 27, 2017 11:13 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2017 11:13 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Zombie Vic Morrow at March 27, 2017 11:14 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Ella Fitzgerald at March 27, 2017 11:14 PM (IqV8l)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/846404093455290368
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/846404237970038784
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/846404362129883137
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/846404520884273153
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/846404602891321344
Posted by: kbdabear at March 27, 2017 11:14 PM (AOrEZ)
1) He doesn't want to get Vince Fostered
2) Hill-dawg's too sick to provide Huma with the, um, "comfort" she needs.
Posted by: Thrawn at March 27, 2017 11:14 PM (E/ibL)
I can't wait!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 27, 2017 11:16 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 27, 2017 11:16 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 27, 2017 11:16 PM (kP16F)
Can't see that would matter. Testify is just a fancy word for 'lying under oath'.
Posted by: t-bird at March 27, 2017 11:17 PM (ysprU)
We're in CA on a road trip and looking for a burger joint in Indian Wells. Gonna cross the Joshua Tree desert tomorrow with everything, ocatillo included, in bloom. Then up across the desert on secondary roads to Amboy, CA, on a nice stretch of old 66, and then go generally north and east up around Vegas's east side.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 27, 2017 11:17 PM (TmBek)
1) He doesn't want to get Vince Fostered
2) Hill-dawg's too sick to provide Huma with the, um, "comfort" she needs.
Posted by: Thrawn at March 27, 2017 11:14 PM (E/ibL)
Vince fostered, no testifying & all that sweet sweet Clinton cash.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 27, 2017 11:17 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 27, 2017 11:17 PM (Lqy/e)
I can't wait!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 27, 2017 11:16 PM (rF0hx)
And here I thought I was the reason we can't have anything nice.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2017 11:18 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 27, 2017 11:18 PM (KP5rU)
You'd be completely free of those hetero urges if you'd come to this resort. The results have been spectacular, Anthony!
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at March 27, 2017 11:18 PM (NBHj5)
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That's assuming that he didn't already talk about everything he knew when he was voluntarily cooperating with law enforcement late last year.
Posted by: junior at March 27, 2017 11:20 PM (To4O8)
were they to divorce? That might be the motivation right there, like
with Hill and Bill!
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 27, 2017 11:04 PM (kP16F)
It's an out-of-the-box solution to the Prisoners' Dilemma, I'll give them that.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2017 11:23 PM (0hI48)
" However, France maintains control over justice, security and public order, currency, defence, and foreign policy. " http://tinyurl.com/mkcnza6
I'd figure that extradition is controlled by France and we do have an extradition treaty with them.
Posted by: geoffb5 at March 27, 2017 11:08 PM (d3wbb)
/sings...
Lake Superior its said
never gives up its dead,
When the Kennedy's fly
in Early.....
Posted by: Don Q. at March 27, 2017 11:23 PM (NgKpN)
" However, France maintains control over justice, security and public order, currency, defence, and foreign policy. " http://tinyurl.com/mkcnza6
I'd figure that extradition is controlled by France and we do have an extradition treaty with them.
Posted by: geoffb5 at March 27, 2017 11:08 PM (d3wbb)
/sings...
Lake Superior its said
never gives up its dead,
When the Kennedy's fly
in Early.....
Posted by: Don Q. at March 27, 2017 11:23 PM (NgKpN)
Dam.... talk about a SERIOUS cut and paste error...
I need another drink....
Posted by: Don Q. at March 27, 2017 11:24 PM (NgKpN)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-KUwJQCq4jI
(It's only 2 minutes) probably one of the best cheesy movie ever made.
For me, it is just as quotable as Raising Ariz9na or Princess Bride.
Hope you're doing well.
Posted by: The name... is Dalton at March 27, 2017 11:25 PM (/20hv)
Extended sniffing of the fumes from my depends will do that to you.
Posted by: Hillary at March 27, 2017 11:25 PM (/Nite)
Maxine Waters via freepers
Posted by: gNewt at March 27, 2017 11:26 PM (tBswe)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 27, 2017 11:27 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2017 10:59 PM (voOPb)
It might keep her from being deported.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2017 11:31 PM (WDdjT)
Maxine Waters via freepers
She's smart and wants respect!! Trump is sort of lucky in that so many of his political opponents are fucking loony tunes.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 27, 2017 11:31 PM (pY+s4)
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Stardock (makers of Galactic Civilizations, among other games) has announced something called "Star Control: Origins". Unfortunately, while it has the familiar name, it doesn't appear to include the actual setting. Apparently that's because "Toys for Bob" (the old development house) is owned by someone else these days. So Stardock has the name (I guess) but not the setting.
Unfortunately, just based off of the little preview teaser, I couldn't tell how much like SC2 it would be.
Posted by: junior at March 27, 2017 11:32 PM (To4O8)
THE CIVIL WAR IS HERE
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at March 27, 2017 11:32 PM (TixTl)
He's disgraced
Whereas Bill Clinton still was a "rock star" after leaving the WH.
I see why Hillary stuck with him.
Huma sticking with Tony? I don't get it. There is nothing in it for her.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2017 10:59 PM (voOPb)
She doesn't feel like finding another beard, I expect.
Posted by: redbanzai at March 27, 2017 11:32 PM (FTXAT)
AHAHAHA. That's what that name is from?!
I gotta be honest I swear I thought you were from a MN Flag league. Christ. And the clip looks like pure 80's goodness
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at March 27, 2017 11:32 PM (nDcc3)
THE CIVIL WAR IS HERE
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at March 27, 2017 11:32 PM (TixTl)
Yeah, that was probably the best article on the treasonous left I ever read. It was off the charts. Comments were good too.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 27, 2017 11:33 PM (aMlLZ)
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Having spent quite a bit of time playing the game, I'm of the opinion that there's a lot of overblown negative hype. It's a fun game, imo.
It could probably use more polish. But I'm having fun while playing.
Posted by: junior at March 27, 2017 11:34 PM (To4O8)
Posted by: gracepmc at March 27, 2017 10:52 PM
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I'll take "Can't be forced to testify against a spouse" for the win Alex.
Posted by: shibumi at March 27, 2017 11:35 PM (FkAXz)
have another go at it. Wonder if there are pix we haven't seen. Creepy.
Creepy. Creepy.
Posted by: gracepmc at March 27, 2017 10:52 PM
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I'll take "Can't be forced to testify against a spouse" for the win Alex.
Posted by: shibumi at March 27, 2017 11:35 PM (FkAXz)
This too.
Posted by: redbanzai at March 27, 2017 11:36 PM (FTXAT)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 27, 2017 11:36 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 27, 2017 11:37 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2017 11:37 PM (voOPb)
cannot or should not?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March
depends upon whether or not she is trying to maintain her perfect record of losses. unwinned.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 27, 2017 11:39 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 27, 2017 11:40 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 27, 2017 11:40 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 27, 2017 11:41 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 27, 2017 11:42 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 27, 2017 11:40 PM (cPsPa)
Who's shunning you?!
Wasn't that EC?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 27, 2017 11:42 PM (KD3SJ)
From the top of the lake to the bottom of the lake, I reckon ...
Posted by: Adriane the Precisely Critic ... at March 27, 2017 11:43 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: 25-cent crack ho at March 27, 2017 11:43 PM (nlbfN)
Wasn't that EC?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy
was assuming I had to be getting shunned to get a run of five comments in a row before midnight.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 27, 2017 11:43 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 27, 2017 11:43 PM (KD3SJ)
will stay here typing to myself all night.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 27, 2017 11:41 PM (cPsPa)
Don't make yankeefifth turn this thread around, misters!
Posted by: redbanzai at March 27, 2017 11:43 PM (FTXAT)
WTF is wrong with us?
We roll into Florida with a chance to close within 1-2 points of the President's Trophy and then we shit the bed?
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2017 11:43 PM (T1Co2)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 27, 2017 11:44 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 27, 2017 11:44 PM (KD3SJ)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 27, 2017 11:44 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2017 11:44 PM (T1Co2)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy
yes! that's who it was. you have a good memory
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 27, 2017 11:44 PM (cPsPa)
Back to bed, a long day of work tomorrow, be well you Morons.
Posted by: Farmer at March 27, 2017 11:46 PM (o/90i)
NCJ, also.
Never forget the loveliness that is T.
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2017 11:44 PM (T1Co2)
Yeah, T is in great shape.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 27, 2017 11:46 PM (KD3SJ)
Posted by: Skynyrd at March 27, 2017 11:46 PM (T1Co2)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 27, 2017 11:47 PM (cm1Bl)
WTF is wrong with us?
We roll into Florida with a chance to close within 1-2 points of the President's Trophy and then we shit the bed?
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2017 11:43 PM (T1Co2)
And The Wild on 3/1 had a comfy lead and decide to shit the bed in March 3-10-1.
At this pace I expect out in 4 in the 1st round.
I expect this is a blip for the Hawks, not so much for the Wild.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2017 11:48 PM (voOPb)
easy money, what could go wrong?
Posted by: Shoey at March 27, 2017 11:48 PM (OYK2S)
NCJ, also.
Never forget the loveliness that is T.
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2017 11:44 PM (T1Co2)
Yeah, T is in great shape.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 27, 2017 11:46 PM (KD3SJ)
Where is NCJ these days?
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac, the Deplorable at March 27, 2017 11:48 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2017 11:48 PM (0hI48)
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at March 27, 2017 11:48 PM (nDcc3)
Wild for the Cup.
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at March 27, 2017 11:48 PM (nDcc3)
Me not holding my breath.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2017 11:49 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 27, 2017 11:49 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 27, 2017 11:49 PM (cPsPa)
Of course, it all depends on when I die, which obviously isn't a certain thing. Hmm...
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 27, 2017 11:49 PM (cm1Bl)
It will be interesting to see if they can make it a series.
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2017 11:50 PM (T1Co2)
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2017 11:50 PM (T1Co2)
Only MN team with a significant shot at anything. Either an early death or Lazarus all up in that ass.
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight killin' it at March 27, 2017 11:51 PM (nDcc3)
Posted by: Kindltot at March
what's the line from mr. baseball?
got any naked pictures of your wife? want to see some?
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 27, 2017 11:51 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac, the Deplorable at March 27, 2017 11:48 PM (1JnAL)
Probably busy trying to keep the boys away form NCK.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 27, 2017 11:51 PM (KD3SJ)
It's like drinking a pickle. Not too strong a pickle, mind you; the type of pickle that still lets plenty of that cucumber flavor come through.
It was pretty good! A little on the expensive side, though; $14 for a six-pack at my friendly neighborhood liquor store. I enjoyed it, though!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at March 27, 2017 11:52 PM (0OG8D)
got any naked pictures of your wife? want to see some?
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 27, 2017 11:51 PM (cPsPa)<<<
No, and NO!!!
Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 27, 2017 11:52 PM (Tstsj)
Trying to write a response to a rabid lefty relative. What's another word for government controlling things that are no one else's business but the individual's?
Posted by: Emmie at March 27, 2017 11:53 PM (xVuS6)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 27, 2017 10:29 PM (hscyr)
Nuke it from orbit. That's the only way to make sure.
Posted by: filbert at March 27, 2017 11:54 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at March 27, 2017 11:54 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at March 27, 2017 11:55 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Emmie at March 27, 2017 11:56 PM (xVuS6)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2017 11:02 PM (voOPb)
Ms. Anthropic Humanitarian?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 27, 2017 11:57 PM (SRKgf)
It's been here for quite a while. People are only now noticing.
I've seen references to, and occasionally used myself, the wording of "the Cold Civil War".
I don't really like that nomenclature, because it implies parallels with the original Civil War that aren't apposite. It also means that anyone who isn't on the left's side will be damned as a racist neo-Confederate apologist for slavery. No thanks.
Calling it the "Civil Cold War" doesn't really roll off the tongue smoothly, either.
Whatever it is, it's transitioning from Cold to Hot. Rapidly.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 27, 2017 11:57 PM (noWW6)
WTF is wrong with us?
We roll into Florida with a chance to close within 1-2 points of the President's Trophy and then we shit the bed?
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2017 11:43 PM (T1Co2)
And The Wild on 3/1 had a comfy lead and decide to shit the bed in March 3-10-1.
At this pace I expect out in 4 in the 1st round.
I expect this is a blip for the Hawks, not so much for the Wild.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2017 11:48 PM (voOPb)
President's Trophy is nice and everything, but usually whoever wins it, shits the bed in the playoffs.
See the Canucks and Capitals.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac, the Deplorable at March 27, 2017 11:58 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 27, 2017 11:58 PM (kP16F)
Legislating?
Directing?
Commanding?
Insisting upon?
Mandating?
Posted by: filbert at March 27, 2017 11:58 PM (s5o+q)
I'm digging this nightly feature. Well done.
*************
Huma sticking with Tony? I don't get it. There is nothing in it for her.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Spousal immunity for testifying against each other.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 27, 2017 11:58 PM (0rHf9)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at March 27, 2017 11:58 PM (0OG8D)
A pervasive expanse of top-down fingers getting where they don't belong.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 27, 2017 11:58 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 27, 2017 11:59 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 28, 2017 12:00 AM (pY+s4)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2017 11:02 PM (voOPb)
Ms. Anthropic Humanitarian?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 27, 2017 11:57 PM
Hmmmm so when he says he's not wearing pants, it's because he's in a skirt like rupaul?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 28, 2017 12:00 AM (hscyr)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at March 28, 2017 12:00 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 27, 2017 11:40 PM (cPsPa)
Eh. You get used to it.
Posted by: filbert at March 28, 2017 12:01 AM (s5o+q)
76 Indian Reservations are black holes of misery, poverty, substance abuse and despair.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 27, 2017 10:37 PM (0mRoj)
I thought that described my bedroom.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 28, 2017 12:01 AM (cuZZW)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at March 28, 2017 12:01 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 27, 2017 11:51 PM (KD3SJ)
Yeah, she should be about that age now.
Or he is spending his nights burying the bodies of said boys somewhere in Hawaii.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac, the Deplorable at March 28, 2017 12:02 AM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at March 27, 2017 11:52 PM (0OG8D)
Back when I used to brew, I once made a lager with some vanilla beans added during secondary fermentation. It was pretty tasty.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 28, 2017 12:03 AM (8nWyX)
One kid is self assured, tons of friends, and outgoing.
Other kid is quiet, introverted, few friends. Shy kid seems perfectly content, but I feel like I should help. Gah!
Posted by: Jmel at March 27, 2017 10:59 PM (OeWgo)
Yes, it is hard.
Being shy and introverted doesn't mean unhappy. I'm not shy but I am quiet and introverted. I'm also a happy and quietly cheerful person by nature.
Probably the worst thing you can do to a content introvert is to try and make them an extrovert. They'll be miserable.
Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at March 28, 2017 12:04 AM (nvMvs)
They should be protected even if they divorce from conversations that occurred during the marriage. And I doubt that Huma or Tony really expect to be anywhere near the levers of power again. But you never know.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 28, 2017 12:04 AM (YbsaZ)
The first time I went to Vegas, one of my friends found an escort 'business card' that had a picture of a woman's ass on one side, and on the other side had a phone number and the words "I have a Masters Degree in Political Science... let's talk."
Posted by: Cave Johnson at March 28, 2017 12:04 AM (E5jIq)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2017 11:02 PM (voOPb)
Ms. Anthropic Humanitarian?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 27, 2017 11:57 PM (SRKgf)
That has a nice ring Jay
Thanks
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 28, 2017 12:04 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at March 28, 2017 12:04 AM (0OG8D)
I'm freezing my ass off here.
Posted by: Snowman at March 28, 2017 12:05 AM (NBHj5)
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at March 28, 2017 12:05 AM (TixTl)
Posted by: Cave Johnson
Sit down sir and let us discuss fiscal policy and the Electoral College!
Posted by: Talking Ass at March 28, 2017 12:07 AM (pY+s4)
Back when I used to brew, I once made a lager with some vanilla beans added during secondary fermentation. It was pretty tasty.
Posted by: hogmartin
Sounds better than expensive pickle juice.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 28, 2017 12:07 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at March 28, 2017 12:08 AM (JZdsf)
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fascism
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 28, 2017 12:08 AM (ItRhK)
Then, they are done....
Oh... and I'd guess there IS money involved.... she is getting paid by the Clinton Foundation... which being married, he can tap into...
Posted by: Don Q. at March 28, 2017 12:08 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at March 28, 2017 12:08 AM (TixTl)
Posted by: Talking Ass at March 28, 2017 12:09 AM (6FqZa)
Totalitarian
Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2017 12:09 AM (T1Co2)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 28, 2017 12:00 AM (pY+s4)
As do the Canucks.
But no one, and I mean no one, shits the bed in the playoffs like the Blues.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac, the Deplorable at March 28, 2017 12:09 AM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Emmie at March 27, 2017 11:53 PM (xVuS6)
I'd suggest not worrying about choice of term, but rather confronting the lefty with the possibility - which never seems to occur to them - that an overweening government just might be in the hands of someone with whom they strongly disagree. For example, President Pat Buchanan might require them to attend church every Sunday, and get their ID card punched as proof of their attendance.For some reason, at least in my experience, lefties are brought up short by this sort of argument, because apparently they implicitly assume the government will be in leftist hands. When they realize that that might not be the case, with luck (and with the good fortune to have run into a leftist with some intelligence, and some intellectual honesty) the leftist will come to appreciate the value of limiting government power.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2017 12:09 AM (SRKgf)
Venezuela
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 28, 2017 12:09 AM (JZdsf)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2017 10:59 PM (voOPb)
Remember that computer they found in their home with all those classified documents?
Weiner can't be forced to testify against Huma if they remain married. Huma's lawyers would also argue that testifying against Hillary and others would implicate Huma.
Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at March 28, 2017 12:09 AM (nvMvs)
San Jose had the same problem with Joe Thornton.
Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2017 12:10 AM (T1Co2)
Evil.
Posted by: filbert at March 28, 2017 12:11 AM (s5o+q)
They should be protected even if they divorce from conversations that occurred during the marriage. And I doubt that Huma or Tony really expect to be anywhere near the levers of power again. But you never know.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 28, 2017 12:04 AM (YbsaZ)
They do have some stablehands grooming Chelsea for some kind of run.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac, the Deplorable at March 28, 2017 12:11 AM (1JnAL)
Or he is spending his nights burying the bodies of said boys somewhere in Hawaii.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac, the Deplorable at March 28, 2017 12:02 AM (1JnAL)
That's a lot of work when he can simply feed them to Pele. Quick shove into Haleumaumau, and all done.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 28, 2017 12:12 AM (hscyr)
Totalitarian
Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2017 12:09 AM (T1Co2)
The irony - and it is a telling one - is that originally "totalitarian" was coined by the Left (specifically Mussolini) as a term of approbation, not deprecation. Mussolini is the one who in this context coined the phrase "from cradle to grave" in advocating his "totalitarian" approach to government.
Only later did "totalitarian" become a dirty word.
It's amazing how few leftists are aware of this.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2017 12:14 AM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 27, 2017 10:59 PM (voOPb)
She doesn't feel like finding another beard, I expect.
Posted by: redbanzai at March 27, 2017 11:32 PM (FTXAT)
*******************
Considering proximity to the Clintons and Ft. Marcy Park possibly no other "qualified/acceptable" male would take the job.
Posted by: gNewt at March 28, 2017 12:14 AM (tBswe)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac, the Deplorable at March 28, 2017 12:11 AM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2017 12:15 AM (SRKgf)
San Jose had the same problem with Joe Thornton.
The Penguins need a healthy defense or they won't defend the Cup this year. They are a banged up hockey team right now.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 28, 2017 12:16 AM (pY+s4)
Posted by: Emmie
Involuntary Enslavement.
Posted by: hambone at March 28, 2017 12:16 AM (nIGPZ)
Posted by: Piercello at March 28, 2017 12:16 AM (TOLnE)
'business card' that had a picture of a woman's ass on one side, and on
the other side had a phone number and the words "I have a Masters
Degree in Political Science... let's talk."
Posted by: Cave Johnson
Pfft. So she's a high school graduate. BFD.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2017 12:18 AM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Infidel at March 28, 2017 12:18 AM (uKRys)
https://www.youtube.com /watch?v=xFfoTqQbjA4
(remove the space)
Posted by: Piercello at March 28, 2017 12:19 AM (TOLnE)
Posted by: cole porter at March 28, 2017 12:19 AM (6FqZa)
"Please just call me an American"
"Nobody needs to lecture me about being black"
Plus it's interesting to note that she was raised in the 1950's when her parents told her she could be and do anything. Thanks LBJ!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at March 28, 2017 12:20 AM (CyXSj)
Venezuela
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 28, 2017 12:09 AM (JZdsf)
If you're actually trying to change someone's mind, that one might be a sketchy argument. Venezuela, of course, would be a happy paradise full of laughing happy workers and farmers, if it weren't for the eeeeevil USA doing... some vague thing... because of some vague reason. Renowned bus driver Maduro has been claiming that forever, and pampered Venezuelan elites and bog-stupid Americans have been believing it for about as long.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 28, 2017 12:22 AM (8nWyX)
Renowned bus driver Maduro has been claiming that forever, and pampered Venezuelan elites and bog-stupid Americans have been believing it for about as long.
Posted by: hogmartin
They should have put Ralph Kramden in charge.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 28, 2017 12:24 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Piercello at March 28, 2017 12:16 AM (TOLnE)
Very cool!
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 28, 2017 12:25 AM (TdMsT)
that one might be a sketchy argument. Venezuela, of course, would be a
happy paradise full of laughing happy workers and farmers, if it weren't
for the eeeeevil USA doing... some vague thing... because of some vague
reason. Renowned bus driver Maduro has been claiming that forever, and
pampered Venezuelan elites and bog-stupid Americans have been believing
it for about as long.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 28, 2017 12:22 AM (8nWyX)
The comical thing about this is that Maduro blamed all of his misadventures on ... the U.S. government. Which at the time was headed by the Magic Negro, who in his heart is at least as far left as Maduro.
I guess that the bus driver figured that no one would realize that Obama (God help us) determined the U.S. government's policies.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2017 12:26 AM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 28, 2017 12:26 AM (kP16F)
Posted by: Emmie
Involuntary Enslavement.
Posted by: hambone at March 28, 2017 12:16 AM (nIGPZ)
Fascist intrusion. Nanny state.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 28, 2017 12:27 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2017 12:27 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2017 12:29 AM (T1Co2)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 28, 2017 12:27 AM (TdMsT)
Too obscure, and too directed to the already converted. Plus, "fascist" is as shopworn a term as "racist." Not a person in a thousand has any concrete grasp of what fascism is/was. One must read Mussolini's speeches to divest the term of the decades of accretions it has accumulated.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2017 12:30 AM (SRKgf)
A new report from Credit.com has found that 73 percent of U.S. consumers are dying with large amounts of debt to their name - to the average tune of $61,554.
------
Way to go, man!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 28, 2017 12:31 AM (JZdsf)
Posted by: Country Boy at March 28, 2017 12:32 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 28, 2017 12:34 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 28, 2017 12:34 AM (JZdsf)
I guess that the bus driver figured that no one would realize that Obama (God help us) determined the U.S. government's policies.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2017 12:26 AM (SRKgf)
It wasn't Obama that he and the US leftists blamed, it was the oil companies.
You see, they dropped the price of oil so that it would undermine Venezuela and its socialist paradise.
Is there nothing in this world that can;t be blamed on oil companies?
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac, the Deplorable at March 28, 2017 12:34 AM (1JnAL)
Posted by: sinalco at March 28, 2017 12:35 AM (yODqO)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 28, 2017 12:34 AM (cPsPa)
Fire at will!
Posted by: Infidel at March 28, 2017 12:36 AM (uKRys)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 28, 2017 12:34 AM (cPsPa)
Hell, that's just a misdemeanor.
I'd reserve a good punch out for anyone who bleats "It's for the children!" with a second good punch for anyone saying that who doesn't even have any children.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2017 12:36 AM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 28, 2017 12:36 AM (JZdsf)
Ronald Reagan"
That was from Reagan's 1980 campaign, and you shouldn't have left out the next sentence Reagan said:
"And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his."
Posted by: gensec at March 28, 2017 12:36 AM (O+6LQ)
Posted by: Country Boy at March 28, 2017 12:39 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: naturalfake at March 28, 2017 12:40 AM (9q7Dl)
Posted by: filbert at March 27, 2017 11:58 PM (s5o+q)
That's closest to the neighborhood that I'm looking for.
Y'all came up with some good suggestions: thanks, Horde! Unfortunately, I took that paragraph out. I'm trying to stay on point. She wrote me a three-page email with so many straw men, it would be silly to take the time to knock them all over.
I basically just want to say, "Why believe all these nasty things about people you know, who love and appreciate you?"
Posted by: Emmie at March 28, 2017 12:44 AM (xVuS6)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 28, 2017 12:34 AM (JZdsf)
True. Mussolini was a very bright guy, and before his Communist apostasy, was held in high regard by Lenin for his intellectual chops.
Come to that, Adolf was also a very bright guy, with an IQ estimated by Allied intelligence officers as circa 140. His intelligence is apparent from Mein Kampf, where he treats (in a meandering and disorganized fashion, to be sure) on an abstract level with his analysis of the forces shaping history. In this respect he paralleled Marx, who considered history as shaped by economic forces (historical materialism) rather than ethnic and racial allegiances.
This is not to endorse either of their perspectives, but rather to point out that these were not mediocre intellects of the, e.g, Maduro class.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2017 12:44 AM (SRKgf)
1) The marriage doesn't matter. What counts is whatever orders Huma's Muslim Brotherhood handlers gave her.
2) There is the little matter that a husband and wife cannot be forced to testify in court against each other.
Posted by: Subotai Bahadur at March 28, 2017 12:44 AM (mU+Rj)
Posted by: Infidel at March 28, 2017 12:45 AM (uKRys)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/me97oob
Posted by: RickZ at March 28, 2017 12:46 AM (hkdnQ)
Posted by: otho at March 28, 2017 12:46 AM (lmIoG)
I'm watching an ad where a unicorn is trying to take a shit.
squattypotty.com
Maybe I should quit drinking.
Posted by: Country Boy at March 28, 2017 12:46 AM (Jcg9Q)
Huma is a Muslim, from a powerful and influential Muslim family of the Middle East. She and her mother used to run the Muslim Brotherhood's official newsletter.
The fact is, there is no way a family like that would allow one of its beautiful daughters to marry any sort of infidel, especially a Jew.
But for some reason, Huma's family has had no objections whatsoever to her marriage to Ant'ny. She's even gone home to the Middle East for extended visits with her family, and come back safely. And even if her family were okay with her marrying a Jew, you'd expect other prominent Muslims to cause trouble for them.
But, no; apparently, even though the Koran specifically forbids a Muslim woman from marrying any sort of infidel (especially a Jew!), neither the Abedins nor any of their peers in the upper echelons of Muslim society have any sort of problem with Huma being married to Ant'ny Weiner.
Why? Well, perhaps you can look at Ant'ny's wandering pee-pee as a clue... I believe his marriage to Huma is a sham, a mere tying-together of their political and financial prospects, and she gives him no lovin', so he seeks his lovin' elsewhere.
And I think everyone in Islam's upper crust knows the marriage is a sham, intended to further the jihad, and that's why nobody has, say, called for Huma to be stoned to death for the crime of apostasy or adultery.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at March 28, 2017 12:48 AM (0OG8D)
1) Jeff Gaffigan. Decent guy, clean comic. I wanted to like this, but he's just not funny to me. Jokes about the growing up in the Mid West, just don't grab me.
2) Dave Chappelle. Lot of F-bombs, stories about smoking weed with rappers. I shouldn't like this, but I did. He's a little blue, but not too much. He tells a funny, sweet story about his kid. And he's not too political, if I remember right. Overall the routine seemed better crafted than Gaffigan's. Anyway, I'd recommend the Dave Chappelle special on Netflix!
Actually, I checked and there are 2 1-hour Dave Chappelle specials on Netflix.
Posted by: sinalco at March 28, 2017 12:49 AM (yODqO)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2017 11:13 PM (+lVUW)
Anthony Weiner looks like Ichabod Crane, with a fixation on his, um, weiner.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 28, 2017 12:49 AM (TdMsT)
How about pointing out that the inherit distrust they have in the individual conflicts with their inherit trust of Government (which is comprised of ... individuals).
Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2017 12:49 AM (T1Co2)
Posted by: Infidel at March 28, 2017 12:45 AM (uKRys)
I think it's just been quiet lately. Some of the more prolific regulars seem to be taking a break. I've been warming my feet under a dumb pudgy cat who is completely zonked out, and I may take her cue and go nite-nite myself. Laters, all, ganbatte and kick tomorrow's ass.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 28, 2017 12:51 AM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Country Boy at March 28, 2017 12:46 AM (
These words...this order...do not understand
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 28, 2017 12:51 AM (hscyr)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 28, 2017 12:51 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at March 28, 2017 12:51 AM (kI9U5)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 28, 2017 12:04 AM (YbsaZ)
I didn't think that was true. For some reason, I remember articles telling of divorced wives who testify against their former husbands. Maybe it's voluntary testimony after a divorce? Hate-testimony? Like a hate-fuck, but with more legal implications?
Posted by: RickZ at March 28, 2017 12:52 AM (hkdnQ)
Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2017 12:52 AM (T1Co2)
Posted by: Subotai Bahadur at March 28, 2017 12:44 AM (mU+Rj)
But can a divorced husband and wife be forced to testify against each other about matters that took place when they were still married?IDK, and IANAL, but if so, that seems wrong. Going back to the origins of this law in America (Tudor England), it would be child's play for the sovereign to force the couple to divorce, and then to force one to testify against the other.And what Henry VIII could do, the CPUSA could do before its second cup of coffee.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2017 12:52 AM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Country Boy at March 28, 2017 12:46 AM (
These words...this order...do not understand
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 28, 2017 12:51 AM (hscyr)
Temporary insanity, that's all. I got over it.
Posted by: Country Boy at March 28, 2017 12:57 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 28, 2017 12:27 AM (TdMsT)
Too obscure, and too directed to the already converted. Plus, "fascist" is as shopworn a term as "racist." Not a person in a thousand has any concrete grasp of what fascism is/was. One must read Mussolini's speeches to divest the term of the decades of accretions it has accumulated.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2017 12:30 AM (SRKgf)
Well, er, actually both my husband's parents escaped from the former Soviet Union, and my undergraduate degree is in political science, so I do have a rudimentary understanding of the concept of fascism.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 28, 2017 12:58 AM (TdMsT)
found it:
Trump Drives A Nail Through The Heart Of Obama's Climate Legacy
well that is how you kill a blood sucking vampire, is it not?
a sustainably-sourced reclaimed salvaged bamboo stake.
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at March 28, 2017 12:59 AM (TixTl)
Surprise, surprise, surprise. Well, not.
I wouldn't be remotely surprised if everyone involved including the other perp, his family, the victim, and her family were illegal.
Posted by: JEM at March 28, 2017 01:00 AM (TppKb)
Five years ago, he was a charismatic and strongly opinionated young liberal Congressman. Liberals just loved him; he argued the way they wanted someone powerful to argue in favor of their viewpoints.
This was right around the time Joe Biden's son was diagnosed with terminal cancer. I think the plan at the time was for Biden to retire in order to spend more time with his dying son, and let Ant'ny take over the vice-presidency for Obama's second term.
I think Huma entered into a sham marriage with Ant'ny because she fully expected him to become the Vice-President.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at March 28, 2017 01:00 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at March 28, 2017 01:03 AM (smD62)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at March 28, 2017 01:00 AM (0OG8D)
That's the most compelling theory Iv heard to date. But now Weiner is an embarrassment. Why would Huma go back to him now?
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 28, 2017 01:03 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at March 28, 2017 01:04 AM (kI9U5)
other perp, his family, the victim, and her family were illegal.
This. It is so out of control. I don't see it changing anytime soon. It's going to get ugly before it gets better. If it gets better.
Posted by: Infidel at March 28, 2017 01:05 AM (uKRys)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at March 28, 2017 01:05 AM (0OG8D)
Anthony Weiner as VP? That'd be almost as ridiculous and unbelievable as an old stoner SNL comic being elected to the Senate! What kind of stupidity brought you to think of that?
Posted by: JEM at March 28, 2017 01:05 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 28, 2017 12:58 AM (TdMsT)
Sure, YOU do, but that's not the point. The vast majority of the population has no idea what fascism is/was. And frankly, no one who hasn't read Mussolini's speeches (available free online) has any idea either. The characterization of Mussolini's philosophy by poli sci profs is, to be polite, open to question. Most of them have probably never read Mussolini's speeches. I leave it to you to surmise how many poli sci undergrads have ever read a single one of Mussolini's speeches.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2017 01:08 AM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 28, 2017 12:58 AM (TdMsT)
Now, does your standard-issue leftist have an understanding of the concept of fascism?
Posted by: Emmie at March 28, 2017 01:08 AM (xVuS6)
Posted by: Emmie at March 28, 2017 01:08 AM (xVuS6)
Sure. It something/anything they don't like.
How many leftist revere FDR and yet do not realize that at one point (pre-1940, obviously) he viewed fascism as the wave of the future?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2017 01:11 AM (SRKgf)
Five years ago, he was a charismatic and strongly opinionated young liberal Congressman. Liberals just loved him; he argued the way they wanted someone powerful to argue in favor of their viewpoints.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at March 28, 2017 01:00 AM (0OG8D)
The Weiner was definitely an up-and-comer, I'll give you that. He was the angry asshole lefty politician all lefties want. The Weiner had a lot of face time on tv, a go-to guy if you will, spewing forth lefty talking points. I think the Muslim Brotherhood sacrificed one of their 'sisters' by marrying him, hoping that The Weiner would be president someday. In only a slightly alternate universe, that could have happened. Their marriage, after all, was blessed by the Clintons. It would have been bad enough to have a Muslim Brotherhood spy as confidante to a President Shrillery, but think how much more damage a First Lady Huma could have caused.
Besides The Weiner self-destructing, Andrew Breibart taking over The Weiner's resignation press conference killed him dead. After that, Huma had very little options left if she wanted to achieve The Muslim Brotherhood's goals of influencing US policy while destroying the US. So she became Shrillary's trib-buddy, another no-no in muzzie world but quite acceptable if one is engaged in such activity in order to bring down The Great Satan.
Posted by: RickZ at March 28, 2017 01:14 AM (hkdnQ)
Posted by: Emmie at March 28, 2017 01:08 AM (xVuS6)
They Left has bought the lie that fascism was 100% a product of nationalism, and that nationalism is therefore evil.
In reality, it was a product of collectivist thinking (socialist/communist) using patriotic rhetoric as a means of getting people on board with their social engineering agenda. The USSR also did that, so patriotism does not automatically make it a right-wing movement.
The only difference between it and the others forms is that instead of the government directly owning the industries, it owned the souls of the industrialists. They were able to wield complete power over the economy via their central bureaus by commanding instead of micromanaging.
Its results were no different than those seen in every other form of collectivism that has ever been tried. The state was elevated above the people, "elite experts" were installed to control every aspect of life, the "experts" weren't as smart as they thought they were, things went to hell in a handbasket due to their meddling, scapegoats were found for the people's suffering, and monstrosity followed.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 28, 2017 01:18 AM (J+mig)
Just remembering that makes me smile.
Posted by: Infidel at March 28, 2017 01:19 AM (uKRys)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 28, 2017 01:20 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at March 28, 2017 01:22 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at March 28, 2017 01:26 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Infidel at March 28, 2017 01:28 AM (uKRys)
Posted by: Carlos Danger at March 28, 2017 01:31 AM (mBYZv)
Posted by: Infidel at March 28, 2017 01:32 AM (uKRys)
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i have that problem with my right hand...
my VA quack told me it wasn't a problem, even though i feel it's service related.
bastard.
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 28, 2017 01:32 AM (ItRhK)
Yeah, feel free to email me tomorrow and let me know what you need. I can show you the cover letter I've been sending out, it requires modification for every job but it seems to be effective as I've been getting callbacks.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2017 01:35 AM (qazQh)
Posted by: Infidel at March 28, 2017 01:19 AM (uKRys)
One of the most bizarrely entertaining political events in my lifetime. Soon, and happily, replaced by Trump defeating Mrs. 'Why Aren't I 50 Points Ahead?'.
Posted by: RickZ at March 28, 2017 01:36 AM (hkdnQ)
Huma must be as freaky as Weiner if she is going to
have another go at it. Wonder if there are pix we haven't seen. Creepy.
Creepy. Creepy.
Posted by: gracepmc at March 27, 2017 10:52 PM
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I'll take "Can't be forced to testify against a spouse" for the win Alex.
Posted by: shibumi at March 27, 2017 11:35 PM (FkAXz)
This too.
Posted by: redbanzai at March 27, 2017 11:36 PM (FTXAT)
Yep, that probably is it. But still freaky and creepy.
Posted by: gracepmc at March 28, 2017 01:36 AM (OU4q6)
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The three of us were hiking along Lake Superior shoreline for a week many years ago. One very hot day we got to a beach at the end of a day and just dropped packs and shed clothing on the sand on our way to the refreshing water( didI say it was a VERY hot day?). There was a large rock about 50 yards out in the lake which had a hot tub sized depression filled with water warmed by the sun. Glorious! We basked for nearly an hour. Refreshed we waded back to shore...... When I say waded I mean that after the first step we dashed in a mad frenzy JESUS CHRIST the water was COLD!!
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at March 28, 2017 01:38 AM (eGPQr)
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it'd be fun to do a DNA check on their kid...
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 28, 2017 01:38 AM (ItRhK)
Posted by: Infidel at March 28, 2017 01:41 AM (uKRys)
the question around this time?
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at March 28, 2017 01:42 AM (eGPQr)
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that reminds me of people who come out to the high desert here in #Failifornia during the summer, and who freeze their asses off at night, because they don't expect it to get cold, let alone windy.
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 28, 2017 01:43 AM (ItRhK)
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 28, 2017 01:44 AM (ItRhK)
Posted by: SMFH at March 28, 2017 01:50 AM (sB1y1)
desert here in #Failifornia during the summer, and who freeze their
asses off at night, because they don't expect it to get cold, let alone
windy.
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 28, 2017 01:43 AM (ItRhK)
Yep. I always carry water, antifreeze, blanket, etc. in my vehicle. Summer or winter.
Posted by: Infidel at March 28, 2017 01:52 AM (uKRys)
Posted by: Infidel at March 28, 2017 01:53 AM (uKRys)
Posted by: hambone at March 28, 2017 01:53 AM (iLoHX)
Posted by: Brisco_County at March 28, 2017 01:53 AM (fmr8p)
remember articles telling of divorced wives who testify against their
former husbands. Maybe it's voluntary testimony after a divorce?
Hate-testimony? Like a hate-fuck, but with more legal implications?
Posted by: RickZ at March 28, 2017 12:52 AM (hkdnQ)
It varies from state to state, but I believe that the general rule is that you can't compel testimony on private matters that occurred during the marriage, but that there are loopholes for criminal activities committed by both parties. So, for example, a wife can't be compelled to testify about her ex-husband's embezzlement that she knew about, but didn't participate in, but if she was an accomplice in it then she could testify in exchange for a lighter sentence.
The idea is supposed to be to prevent the state from using family as witnesses and undermining familial bonds. Same for priests, attorneys, and doctors.
However, IANAL.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 28, 2017 01:53 AM (Tnhbr)
Sounds like Ft Irwin.
One of the few places on Earth that sucks worse than Iraq.
Posted by: SMFH at March 28, 2017 01:55 AM (sB1y1)
Posted by: navybrat at March 28, 2017 01:55 AM (rnOcr)
Posted by: Country Boy at March 28, 2017 01:56 AM (Jcg9Q)
Five
years ago, he was a charismatic and strongly opinionated young liberal
Congressman. Liberals just loved him; he argued the way they wanted
someone powerful to argue in favor of their viewpoints.
This was
right around the time Joe Biden's son was diagnosed with terminal
cancer. I think the plan at the time was for Biden to retire in order to
spend more time with his dying son, and let Ant'ny take over the
vice-presidency for Obama's second term.
I think Huma entered into a sham marriage with Ant'ny because she fully expected him to become the Vice-President.
This is similar to my thoughts as well. The Clintons knew that Chelsea wasn't going to happen, and they needed someone to carry on the legacy and cement their influence on the Democrats. Anthony and Huma were supposed to be Bill and Hillary's heirs. He'd work his way up through the ranks in Congress, while she followed Hillary to the White House, and eventually made a name for herself in the Executive Branch. Eventually one or the other would run for President offering the nation another "co-presidency".
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 28, 2017 01:57 AM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: Brisco_County at March 28, 2017 01:57 AM (fmr8p)
One of the few places on Earth that sucks worse than Iraq.
Posted by: SMFH at March 28, 2017 01:55 AM (sB1y1)
At least in Iraq you had live ammo to shoot the bastards.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 28, 2017 01:57 AM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: Country Boy at March 28, 2017 01:59 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: SMFH at March 28, 2017 01:59 AM (sB1y1)
Posted by: SMFH at March 28, 2017 02:00 AM (sB1y1)
I am finally responding to an email from my rabid leftist relative. My main objective was to challenge the relative's slander of pro-lifers, since I have begun to wonder if the insane idea on the left that it is heroic to assault conservatives is because we so often leave slanders unanswered. (Not saying my relative is prone to physical asssult -- just verbal.)
Anyway, the email compounds the slander a zillion-fold and tops if off with the taking of offense because I don't think the government is the best conduit for taking care of the poor. (This means I have insulted the lefty's motives.)
I want my answer to be firm, fair, and reconciliatory. (Maybe even fun, although I am not that clever.) As we have all gotten older, this relative's immediate family is down to conservatives only and they have got to feel a bit abandoned. Also, they are so anti-Christian (and fixated on it!) that a conversion along the lines of Paul the Apostle is not out of the question.
I am too tender-hearted to banish anyone from my life, so if I must deal with this person, I want to be a light.
Thanks! 'The effective prayer" of the Moron Horde "can accomplish much."
Posted by: Emmie at March 28, 2017 02:00 AM (xVuS6)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 28, 2017 02:01 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 28, 2017 02:01 AM (ItRhK)
i went there practically every month, for years.
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 28, 2017 02:01 AM (ItRhK)
You were there for a week two days out of every month?
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 28, 2017 02:04 AM (Tnhbr)
yeah, that's a big time NoGo on his grading sheet.
the chief ethicist, the Quality Management folks, and the Attending supervisor are all more than a little unhappy...
plus i'm going to rip him a new asshole via secure messenger, demanding it be put, in toto, into my health records, as he has already put some of his messages to me in there.
what a douche nozzle.
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 28, 2017 02:07 AM (ItRhK)
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5-6 days every month, with advance or stay behind party.
18-21 days for AT, etc, plus extra runs for other shit, KPUP tours with OPFOR, etc...
10 months or so out of the year, for years.
it gets old.
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 28, 2017 02:10 AM (ItRhK)
Oh yeah...
Mojave Desert.
Posted by: SMFH at March 28, 2017 02:11 AM (sB1y1)
Posted by: Infidel at March 28, 2017 02:15 AM (uKRys)
Posted by: SMFH at March 28, 2017 02:17 AM (sB1y1)
i also remember signing for a Mech company (113) worth of it, and chaining it down onto the load bed of my Deuce.
got back to the laager, and everyone started swarming the truck, trying to unload it.
i climbed up on top, told everyone to STFU, and then told them that, since i was personally signed for this shit, and the cheapest thing was a $7 key, not a fing thing was going to be unlocked, let alone come off, until it had been signed for, and, that if they didn't like it, i'd take it all right back and turn it the fuck in, and someone else could go get it.
the PSGs signed.
they also took all the blank hand receipts i had brought them, and made their troops sign.
too bad i never had enough leadershit skills to ever get promoted.
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 28, 2017 02:18 AM (ItRhK)
Posted by: SMFH at March 28, 2017 02:21 AM (sB1y1)
That was a bunch of bullshit.
You want my money? Try and take it.
Posted by: garrett
But it's your fair share.
Posted by: Barack Obama at March 28, 2017 02:23 AM (W8bn5)
Posted by: SMFH at March 28, 2017 02:24 AM (sB1y1)
Knock it off.
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at March 28, 2017 02:29 AM (tTTfk)
"No, you're fine. The incoming unit will sign everything out."
"Are you sure that we don't need to sign for vehicles?"
"Yes, I'm sure."
Sure as shit, the incoming unit torch party arrives, and it's "There's no fucking way we're signing for your vehicles."
Of course my boss looks at me and says, "I guess you'll have to sign for them." I was scheduled to go on terminal leave in two weeks at that point.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 28, 2017 02:29 AM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at March 28, 2017 02:43 AM (W8bn5)
them." I was scheduled to go on terminal leave in two weeks at that
point.
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that's when it's handy to NOT be on the signature card...
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 28, 2017 02:44 AM (ItRhK)
Yeah, some SGM from the S3 shop signed for everything and hand receipted it to the soldiers picking it up. I just didn't want to be anywhere in that chain.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 28, 2017 02:54 AM (Tnhbr)
another time for the "this is no shit..." epics that were my "career".
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 28, 2017 03:10 AM (ItRhK)
Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 28, 2017 03:19 AM (EufUL)
So here's a really stupid thing hotels are doing these days. They have motion censors on the thermostats. So when I set the thermostat to say, 79 and go to bed. It will shut off the heat after about 30 minutes. I wake up half way through the night because I'm cold and the room is in the 60s. It doesn't matter if I toss and turn in bed. The thermostat is facing way from the bed. I guess the idea was to save energy when no one is in the room. Well guess what morons ? I'm leaving the stove on at night to keep the room warm, not only wasting energy but also increasing the risk of fire because you sabotaged the function of a freaking thermostat.
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at March 28, 2017 03:22 AM (kI9U5)
Posted by: Infidel at March 28, 2017 03:34 AM (uKRys)
And that's what the Leftist impulse never understands, that their meddling will always result in unintended consequences, many of which are often worse than the problem they were trying to solve.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 28, 2017 03:36 AM (J+mig)
Holy cats, the human race is doomed.
This video is semi-amusing, but the comments....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mu7aPLc0Lq4
This is how we know we've reached Peak Civilization and have too much time on our hands and will soon de-volve.
Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 28, 2017 03:38 AM (EufUL)
Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 28, 2017 03:38 AM (EufUL)
We hit peak civilization in the Reagan era and have been on the downslope ever since. Technology keeps advancing, and will until it has a reason not to, but the virtues that made our society function have come unwound.
Our failure as a civilization will not be from disease or famine, but from corruption and decadence.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 28, 2017 03:42 AM (J+mig)
#435 There was a large rock about 50 yards out in the lake which had a hot tub sized depression filled with water warmed by the sun. Glorious!
A few years back, me and two buddies backpacked for 8 days in the high desert in Utah. For a couple of days we camped on a ledge about 20 feet above a canyon floor through which ran a year-round stream. The stream had carved out round "pools" along its rocky sides that resembled hot tubs, with water warmed by the sun all day.
They made the best bathtubs ever. Each day we'd get back to camp all hot and sandy and sweaty from hiking, and jump into our "pools." It was so awesome. Only thing is, you learned to bathe well before the sun started going down, (before preparing dinner) because it gets real cold real fast in the desert the minute the sun starts approaching the horizon. Plus the mule deer needed that stream to drink in the evening so you want to remember that you are guests in their house and give them space.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at March 28, 2017 03:42 AM (ul9CR)
I have read about those. Do you remember where they were located?
Posted by: Infidel at March 28, 2017 03:45 AM (uKRys)
For this video, some of the comments are clever.
"An eagle, a fox, and a cat getting along fine on my porch"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSEd6O0bBFs
Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 28, 2017 03:48 AM (EufUL)
btw, I believe civilization on this planet peaked on July 21st, 1969.
We've been going in reverse ever since.
Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 28, 2017 03:48 AM (EufUL)
Good morning horde
Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2017 03:51 AM (GPaiX)
The 'If "Animal Movie" Trailers Were Real Life - Milo and Otis Special Edition' video was pretty funny, too.
'That snake probably ate three or four kittens. I didn't think snakes could eat that much -- it's not a super big snake.'
Posted by: RickZ at March 28, 2017 04:03 AM (hkdnQ)
435 110 You can swim in Lake Superior - for short periods - until some mystical force levitates you out of the water and you run across the wave tops, back to the beach, where there is a fire burning.
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The three of us were hiking along Lake Superior shoreline for a week many years ago. One very hot day we got to a beach at the end of a day and just dropped packs and shed clothing on the sand on our way to the refreshing water( didI say it was a VERY hot day?). There was a large rock about 50 yards out in the lake which had a hot tub sized depression filled with water warmed by the sun. Glorious! We basked for nearly an hour. Refreshed we waded back to shore...... When I say waded I mean that after the first step we dashed in a mad frenzy JESUS CHRIST the water was COLD!!
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at March 28, 2017 01:38 AM (eGPQr)
Ever since "Planet of the Apes" I've kept it to wading with boots and sox off and check your six, dammit!
Posted by: Chuck Heston at March 28, 2017 04:22 AM (DyqiE)
In the Moab, east of Arches Nat'l Park but not within the park boundries.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at March 28, 2017 05:09 AM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 28, 2017 05:33 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 28, 2017 05:36 AM (J+eG2)
For being in the country illegally.
Imagine that......
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 28, 2017 05:38 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Colin at March 28, 2017 06:12 AM (odQZE)
Posted by: Jean at March 28, 2017 06:19 AM (zZb/S)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at March 28, 2017 06:19 AM (ul9CR)
bit.ly/2nHpyucca
( I might have added that last part)
Posted by: tmitsss at March 28, 2017 06:29 AM (xlzu7)
Posted by: Colin at March 28, 2017 06:31 AM (odQZE)
Someone should declare it to be a national defense asset.
And authorize it's defense using deadly force.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 28, 2017 06:31 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 28, 2017 06:32 AM (mbhDw)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at March 28, 2017 06:19 AM (ul9CR)
Manchin also thinks gun control is a viable option under Trump. From Breitbart.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/l2j9zoz
According to the NYT Mag, Manchin appeared on MSNBC's Morning Joe on December 14, 2016, the 4th anniversary of the heinous attack in which 20-year-old Adam Lanza stole guns, killed his mother, then went to Sandy Hook Elementary and killed 26 more innocents. While on air, Manchin again voiced support for his pet gun control item - an expansion of background checks in response to the Sandy Hook attack.
Within an hour after his segment ended, Manchin received a phone call from Donald Trump. And while he did not divulge details of the call, he told NYT Mag reporter Robert Draper that he believes he has "a complete opportunity" to secure gun control under Trump.
Draper said Manchin believes his gun control has a chance it never had under Barack Obama because "no one thinks President Trump would do anything that would take away your gun rights." The problem with this claim is that Manchin's gun control - universal background checks - cripples gun rights by coupling private sales with retail sales and forcing Americans to seek out an agent of the state for permission to conduct either kind of sale. Moreover, history - even recent history - has proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that universal background checks are insidious; they lead to more and more gun control and especially to a gun registry.
In fact, universal background checks cannot work without a gun registry. Think about it - how can the government be sure no guns are changing hands privately unless they know where every gun is and the name of everyone who owns it? This is exactly why the implementation of universal background checks in California has been followed by gun registration requirements. Moreover, it is why more and more gun controls that involve paperwork continue to be passed in that state; the hope is to discover guns that have not made it onto the state database of gun owners yet.
Manchin's a snake in the grass. In other words, a typical Democrat. I don't trust the prick at all. West Virginia can do better, especially for a state which loves its guns.
Posted by: RickZ at March 28, 2017 06:33 AM (hkdnQ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 28, 2017 07:14 AM (voOPb)
That makes sense.
More experience, more pay.
Posted by: MichaelT at March 28, 2017 11:20 AM (JeAp+)
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Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)