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Open Thread/Stories I Didn't Get To
Accused killer of two invokes "Islamophobia" as a defense. He also wounded three others by firing a gun at them in their van. None of the victims had a weapon. He claims now that they were possessed of a "Terrorist" intent to kill Muslims.
Here's a key sentence:During the bond hearing, he asked an assistant prosecutor if he was a "Zionist Jew"You gotta read this. And you gotta see his picture. He looks like Mongolian Pit Fighter #3 in Conan the Barbarian. Twitter, which has made less money in its 11 year existence than most 11 year old children, is now considering a "premium Twitter" for which they will charge real money. LOL. "Premium Twitter." Like "AIDS DeLuxe." It's not just AIDS -- you get the full "STD Rainbow Package," for just $6 extra per month, for the first six months, but then it costs $300 per week and they give you bonus drug-resistant AIDS. You also get a Free Landline you'll never use. But the real selling point here is all the AIDS. John Nolte lays out the case that it has already been proven that Obama wiretapped Trump. Video I haven't watched yet, but will do so shortly: Girl lost alone in the desert near the Grand Canyon for five days recorded her thoughts and fears into her iPhone. Sad story. Very sad she didn't think to use the iPhone to call someone. Just kidding of course. She had to hike 25 miles to get to someplace with cell phone reception. This is nice:
During a solo trip to the Grand Canyon in which Amber VanHecke became stranded in a remote part of Arizona, she found comfort in a family of prairie dogs. The Denton woman said she and the animals became comfortable enough friends that the prairie dogs ate out of the palm of her hand. "You have to entertain yourself in the dead hours," VanHecke said. "I honked my horn to make [coyotes] leave the prairie dogs alone." The 24-year-old, who was stranded for five days, says she owes her survival to skills she learned as a Girl Scout in Plano, including how to shoot a signal flare.Here's a longer compilation of her video journal. It's really gonna suck when this turns out to be viral marketing for Prepper Pete's House of Canteens and Signal Flares. I haven't read this one yet, but scientists are developing an artificial intelligence of synthetic neurons made of light. The light-based brain has already issued its first calculation: MEN WHO GIVE WOMEN ORGASMS ARE SELFISH PATRIARCHS So that's good. On this one, I just can't even. I can't even on this one, either. Illegal immigrant accused of sexually assaulting a three year old. Give him sanctuary, work papers, and his picture on a Cheerios box, stat! We need this guy. All depends on this. This is kind of hilarious -- some members of the permanent bureaucracy upset that people outside the government are criticizing them. The poor dears! I expect leaks and IRS audits to follow. McDonald's is rolling out an experimental automated ordering system, which I expect will be "experimental" for about ten minutes before it's implemented as the entire industry's standard. It really makes no sense to have people, often with language-barrier problems, take orders and punch little buttons on a keyboard when customers can even more rapidly punch those little buttons themselves. I'm surprised it took the Fight for Fifteen wage hike to start this. Well that's all I got. GAINZZZ, brahs. Oh: Below, video of the giraffe who won't foal. Or whatever you call it with a giraffe. My ESP is telling me tonight is the night. She looks like she's finally gonna do it.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Good. We need more of that intent.
And a damned sight fewer Muslims, too.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2017 08:24 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 24, 2017 08:26 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Paul Ryan, grumbling at the bar at March 24, 2017 08:28 PM (UW4Uc)
Posted by: Justin Wilson at March 24, 2017 08:29 PM (bc2Lc)
Ace:
"Illegal immigrant accused of some members of the permanent bureaucracy upset that people outside the government are criticizing them. The poor dears!"
Link is broken.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2017 08:29 PM (mbhDw)
I demand a taxpayer board be given the power to execute students.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2017 08:29 PM (SRKgf)
Bring back the Automat. It's even easier now with ATM cards to swipe.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 24, 2017 08:29 PM (LTHVh)
Labor cost point with unavailability factored in.
Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at March 24, 2017 08:30 PM (rxiJx)
Bring back the Automat. It's even easier now with ATM cards to swipe.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 24, 2017 08:29 PM (LTHVh)
There are people behind the glass doors who fill the cubicles. But I guess that can be automated as well.
Fight for 15 - cents.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2017 08:31 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at March 24, 2017 08:32 PM (hYNPr)
Posted by: Picric at March 24, 2017 08:33 PM (s0VSd)
The problem they ran into in California, was making the kiosks multi lingual.....
But that is just programming... easily fixed.
Posted by: Don Q. at March 24, 2017 08:34 PM (NgKpN)
Connecticut to make itself a sanctuary state in 3...2...
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2017 08:34 PM (auHtY)
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Dolley and I went to Europe for our honeymoon about five years ago. These machines were in a McDonald's at Versailles.
If you're wondering, we went to a McDonald's at Versailles because we are classy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at March 24, 2017 08:35 PM (Jj43a)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at March 24, 2017 08:35 PM (CNHr1)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/kf68m53
Maybe a scheduling conflict between movie production, all-day Cici's Pizza binges, and vag-steamings...?
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 24, 2017 08:35 PM (V4Qfo)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 24, 2017 08:35 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Picric at March 24, 2017 08:33 PM (s0VSd)
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Don't get discouraged. It takes a while to build muscle. Apparently the fastest you can go is about 2 pounds a week when you first start.
I'm still losing weight but could be done as early as next Friday. So I'm planning ahead to figure out what to do when I start building muscle.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at March 24, 2017 08:37 PM (Jj43a)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 24, 2017 08:37 PM (VRsLi)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at March 24, 2017 08:38 PM (/WPPJ)
Speaking of multi-lingual. Democrats in the Illinois State Assembly introduced a $1.5 million bill to translate the Illinois General Assembly page into other languages. Republicans pointed out that Google translate will do that to the page for free. The Democrats still passed the bill. Which is no problem since Illinois is just rolling in cash
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2017 08:40 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Picric at March 24, 2017 08:41 PM (s0VSd)
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Dude -- only YOU would know such things! Awesomeness.
[Ace had got to have a near-photographic or eidedic memory ...]
Posted by: ShainS at March 24, 2017 08:41 PM (ZcAbN)
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2017 08:41 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: ace at March 24, 2017 08:41 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Killerdog at March 24, 2017 08:41 PM (k1+vk)
If the Democrats didn't believe the opposite of what I believe, I'd vote Democrat.
Posted by: spoonfeed me at March 24, 2017 08:41 PM (bcDxW)
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with that? Click Whirrr...
Posted by: Voice From Creepy Ronald MacDonald Head at March 24, 2017 08:41 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at March 24, 2017 08:38 PM (/WPPJ)
Those kids have always been paid more than your average fast-fooder, and it's hard to get a job there. I know this from personal experience.
Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at March 24, 2017 08:41 PM (6GTWP)
LMAO.
Posted by: ShainS at March 24, 2017 08:42 PM (ZcAbN)
Decades ago some guy would vacuum them out of their holes and sell them as pets in Japan for $700-$800 each.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 24, 2017 08:42 PM (hVdx9)
Sad. So many people were looking forward to seeing her in that movie...
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2017 08:42 PM (c6/9Q)
Conform or face the consequences!
Posted by: Weasel at March 24, 2017 08:42 PM (Sfs6o)
"I of course worry about the fact that there are people inside the administration and outside it who may believe these things, who don't necessarily appreciate what it means to be a career staffer".
Who spoke on the condition of anonymity.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 24, 2017 08:42 PM (u8Ywb)
Posted by: t-bird at March 24, 2017 08:43 PM (eeTCA)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 24, 2017 08:43 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at March 24, 2017 08:38 PM (/WPPJ)
Those kids have always been paid more than your average fast-fooder, and it's hard to get a job there. I know this from personal experience.
Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at March 24, 2017 08:41 PM (6GTWP)
BTW, my folks live 2 blocks behind the Holman Rd. store.
Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at March 24, 2017 08:43 PM (6GTWP)
of Congress subject to it. Considering how great it is, that should be
easy."
Was their exemption an EO or a law they passed themselves?
Posted by: davidt at March 24, 2017 08:43 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at March 24, 2017 08:44 PM (/WPPJ)
With the kid starting daycare next week, I'm in need of downgrading so I bought a bottle of Even Williams green.
I'm not disappointed at my new bourbon that cost 1/4 the price so far.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at March 24, 2017 08:45 PM (Jj43a)
I see her more as a Beanie Baby.
Posted by: t-bird at March 24, 2017 08:45 PM (29QcC)
she was so scuzzed out and drugged up he told her to follow along behind his horse
Posted by: concrete girl at March 24, 2017 08:45 PM (aounc)
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 24, 2017 08:45 PM (RbDaC)
Posted by: ShainS at March 24, 2017 08:46 PM (ZcAbN)
Free association: "Automat" reminds me of Peter Schickele and his PDQ Bach ("the oddest of Bach's twenty-odd children") compositions-- specifically the "Concerto for Horn and Hardart"-- http://tinyurl.com/mjc5jr7
Schickele had a composer friend named Philip Glass, who actually built a "hardart" for onstage performances of the concerto. The hardart had small windows in the front where the on-stage performer had to insert coins to retrieve instruments used to make the popping, whistling, or other strange noises that are part of the piece. Enjoy-- the piece is a nice bit of comic relief for a Friday night.
Posted by: Basement Cat at March 24, 2017 08:46 PM (3C9q2)
of Congress subject to it. Considering how great it is, that should be
easy."
Was their exemption an EO or a law they passed themselves?
Posted by: davidt at March 24, 2017 08:43 PM (XoldI)
Congress always exempts themselves from their rules.
Wasn't congress exempt from OSHA? But they are now.
Maybe someone smarter than me can put me some knowledge.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 24, 2017 08:46 PM (u8Ywb)
Was their exemption an EO or a law they passed themselves?
Posted by: davidt at March 24, 2017 08:43 PM (XoldI)
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If I remember correctly the law explicitly says they are subject to the ACA in full, but a rule got passed classifying each office as a small business.
Now, does Price want to fuck over his old friends?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at March 24, 2017 08:47 PM (Jj43a)
BMI is bullshit - for males, anyway. Take height in inches. Divide by two.
Is your waist size more than that number? If not, you're okay.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 24, 2017 08:47 PM (ZFUt7)
I'm not disappointed at my new bourbon that cost 1/4 the price so far.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at March 24, 2017 08:45 PM (Jj43a)
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Not a thing wrong with Evan Williams!
Posted by: Weasel at March 24, 2017 08:47 PM (Sfs6o)
Dude -- only YOU would know such things! Awesomeness.
[Ace had got to have a near-photographic or eidedic memory ...]
Posted by: ShainS at March 24, 2017 08:41 PM (ZcAbN)
Ace eidetic memory...
Morons... Idiotic Memory!
Posted by: Don Q. at March 24, 2017 08:47 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: ShainS at March 24, 2017 08:47 PM (ZcAbN)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 24, 2017 08:48 PM (PhYV5)
Yes Congress is exempt from Oh Shit Him Again.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 24, 2017 08:48 PM (ZFUt7)
:sigh: I too wish I was back in high school. For one reason. I'd get a hell of lot more p-tang now than I did then. I've learned the tricks, now.
Such is the cruelty of the gods. You don't learn until you're too damn old and ugly.....
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at March 24, 2017 08:48 PM (aKqWT)
"Premium Twitter." Like "AIDS DeLuxe." It's not just AIDS -- you get the full "STD Rainbow Package," for just $6 extra per month, for the first six months, but then it costs $300 per week and they give you bonus drug-resistant AIDS. You also get a Free Landline you'll never use. But the real selling point here is all the AIDS.
Posted by: ace at March 24, 2017 08:48 PM (8rNrN)
Baby steps...
Posted by: Skookumchuk at March 24, 2017 08:48 PM (/WPPJ)
Posted by: Weasel at March 24, 2017 08:47 PM (Sfs6o)
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I think I one has a mini bottle of the Black label. I can't really remember.
I bought the green blind, remembering some good things people had said about it and the fact that it was $9 really helped.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at March 24, 2017 08:49 PM (Jj43a)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 24, 2017 08:37 PM (VRsLi)
Every single one of them that voted for the blank sheets, every one of them.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 24, 2017 08:49 PM (P/kVC)
I love that Phillip Glass and Peter Schickele were college roomies.
Also, Peter wrote the opera "Einstein on the Fritz" in homage.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 24, 2017 08:50 PM (PhYV5)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2017 08:34 PM (auHtY)
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Jeebus. That should be death penalty-worth IMHO.
Posted by: ShainS at March 24, 2017 08:50 PM (ZcAbN)
of Congress subject to it. Considering how great it is, that should be
easy."
Was their exemption an EO or a law they passed themselves?
Posted by: davidt at March 24, 2017 08:43 PM (XoldI)
Congress always exempts themselves from their rules.
Wasn't congress exempt from OSHA? But they are now.
Maybe someone smarter than me can put me some knowledge.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 24, 2017 08:46 PM (u8Ywb)
I looked it up, congress still is exempt from OSHA rules.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 24, 2017 08:50 PM (u8Ywb)
Just goes to show you all those repeal bills submitted over the last 7
years were just BS. They never meant to do a damn thing.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 24, 2017 08:37 PM (VRsLi)
Every single one of them that voted for the blank sheets, every one of them.
Posted by: Burnt Toast
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Kabuki theater...c*cksuckers...
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 24, 2017 08:50 PM (hVdx9)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3FLN0iQ9SQ
which by the way featured in one of my most memorable nightmares, when I was under anesthetic for an operation, and I dreamed I was in one of those bugs bunny assembly lines but they were taking pieces of my body away.
Posted by: ace at March 24, 2017 08:50 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at March 24, 2017 08:50 PM (/WPPJ)
Posted by: navybrat at March 24, 2017 08:51 PM (rnOcr)
Posted by: Weasel at March 24, 2017 08:47 PM (Sfs6o)
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I think I one has a mini bottle of the Black label. I can't really remember.
I bought the green blind, remembering some good things people had said about it and the fact that it was $9 really helped.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at March 24, 2017 08:49 PM (Jj43a)
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When I used to drink I was a bourbon guy and EW Black was the go-to brand. Blanton's or Knob Creek when I felt like spending dinero.
Posted by: Weasel at March 24, 2017 08:51 PM (Sfs6o)
Yes Congress is exempt from Oh Shit Him Again.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 24, 2017 08:48 PM (ZFUt7)
That's such bs. I thought we were all equal under the law?
Some animals are more equal than others.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 24, 2017 08:51 PM (u8Ywb)
Posted by: ace at March 24, 2017 08:51 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at March 24, 2017 08:50 PM (/WPPJ)
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So you just have absinthe in your house? Is that how you roll?
I think that we could be friends.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at March 24, 2017 08:52 PM (Jj43a)
"Under pressure from Congress and the president himself, the federal Office of Personnel Management (which administers benefits for federal workers, including Congress) decided the House and Senate would participate in the District of Columbia's "Small Business Health Options Program," or "SHOP" Exchange, rather than the Exchanges that exist for individuals. The reason is that federal law would not allow members and staff to keep receiving a taxpayer contribution of up to $12,000 toward their premiums if they enrolled in individual-market Exchanges. Yet putting Congress in a small-business Exchange isn't exactly legal, either. Both federal and D.C. law expressly prohibited any employer with more than 50 employees from participating D.C.'s SHOP Exchange. The House and Senate each employ thousands upon thousands of people."
I emailed my Congressman. Hollow laugh.
Posted by: spoonfeed me at March 24, 2017 08:52 PM (bcDxW)
Yes, I so looked forward to her interpretation of Barbie as a butter faced fat girl with a bad tramp stamp.
Posted by: tu3031 at March 24, 2017 08:52 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2017 08:34 PM (auHtY)
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Jeebus. That should be death penalty-worth IMHO.
Posted by: ShainS at March 24, 2017 08:50 PM (ZcAbN)
Yes, it should be a death penalty case.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 24, 2017 08:52 PM (u8Ywb)
Naked youths slaughter a sheep at Auschwitz death camp
http://preview.tinyurl.com/mlb99ta
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 24, 2017 08:52 PM (vBeA5)
Sheetz, Buck ees, and more say welcome to the 21st century...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 24, 2017 08:53 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: Weasel at March 24, 2017 08:51 PM (Sfs6o)
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For the life of me, I have never seen Blanton's in a store.
I'd buy it the second I see it though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at March 24, 2017 08:53 PM (Jj43a)
Our Supreme Court, in its wisdom, has ruled that the death penalty can only apply to crimes where a life is itself taken.
It used to be that child rape was death penalty material in many states, but that was overturned. Cruel and unusual for anything less than taking a life.
In my book, raping a child is worse than some "simple" homicides.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at March 24, 2017 08:54 PM (aKqWT)
You'd be amazed how much English a hungry person knows.
Posted by: t-bird at March 24, 2017 08:54 PM (hBig8)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 24, 2017 08:50 PM (hVdx9)
It wasn't even that.
It was the purest form of FAIL in politics that I've seen in thirty years.
This is the type of failure that would result in the Ryan getting a letter written on black paper... if he was lucky.
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 24, 2017 08:55 PM (vBeA5)
You'd be amazed how much English a hungry person knows.
Posted by: t-bird at March 24, 2017 08:54 PM (hBig
Yo quiero Taco Bell.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 24, 2017 08:55 PM (u8Ywb)
She Who Must Be Obeyed is making dinner. There may be a brief commenting hiatus...
Posted by: Skookumchuk at March 24, 2017 08:55 PM (/WPPJ)
Posted by: logprof, sports tard at March 24, 2017 08:56 PM (GsAUU)
I'd buy it the second I see it though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at March 24, 2017 08:53 PM (Jj43a)
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It's been a few years but at the time it was plentiful on east coast liquor store shelves at about $60 /750ml. Well worth it - verrrrrry smooth.
Posted by: Weasel at March 24, 2017 08:56 PM (Sfs6o)
You'd be amazed how much English a hungry person knows.
Posted by: t-bird at March 24, 2017 08:54 PM (hBig
Yo quiero Taco Bell.
Posted by: CaliGirl
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My mom learned English from watching TV. F them.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 24, 2017 08:56 PM (hVdx9)
Our Supreme Court, in its wisdom, has ruled that the death penalty can only apply to crimes where a life is itself taken.
It used to be that child rape was death penalty material in many states, but that was overturned. Cruel and unusual for anything less than taking a life.
In my book, raping a child is worse than some "simple" homicides.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at March 24, 2017 08:54 PM (aKqWT)
I have a suspicion if it was put to a vote, death penalty for child rape would win in a landslide.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 24, 2017 08:56 PM (u8Ywb)
She Who Must Be Obeyed is making dinner. There may be a brief commenting hiatus...
Posted by: Skookumchuk at March 24, 2017 08:55 PM (/WPPJ)
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I'm just starting out. My wife hates Bourbons so we mostly keep to scotch. That's not a bad thing, just an expensive thing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at March 24, 2017 08:57 PM (Jj43a)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 24, 2017 08:56 PM (hVdx9)
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Deadwood?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 24, 2017 08:57 PM (PhYV5)
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I don't think you are supposed to refer to stars as "dwarfs" anymore. They prefer to be called midgets or little stars.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 24, 2017 08:57 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at March 24, 2017 08:54 PM (aKqWT)
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Whoa!! Whoa!! Whoa!! Let's slow down there.
Posted by: Harry Reid at March 24, 2017 08:58 PM (RbDaC)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at March 24, 2017 08:48 PM (aKqWT)
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So true. It's scary. I was very selective and too shy back then.
Since my mid-40's, nearly EVERY young thing looks scrumptious to me now.
Posted by: ShainS at March 24, 2017 08:58 PM (ZcAbN)
Posted by: Big fish at March 24, 2017 08:58 PM (qUNWi)
It's been a few years but at the time it was plentiful on east coast liquor store shelves at about $60 /750ml. Well worth it - verrrrrry smooth.
Posted by: Weasel at March 24, 2017 08:56 PM (Sfs6o)
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I've had it in bars and samples.
It's one of my favorite Bourbons, I just can't find it in South Carolina.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at March 24, 2017 08:59 PM (Jj43a)
It used to be that child rape was death penalty material in many
states, but that was overturned. Cruel and unusual for anything less
than taking a life.
In my book, raping a child is worse than some "simple" homicides.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at March 24, 2017 08:54 PM (aKqWT)
I have a suspicion if it was put to a vote, death penalty for child rape would win in a landslide.
Posted by: CaliGirl
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I will never forget that video where the father catches his son's rapist at the airport where police are escorting said rapist to a flight. It had a happy ending.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 24, 2017 09:00 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Bill Wynn at March 24, 2017 09:01 PM (fQCXK)
Posted by: navybrat at March 24, 2017 08:51 PM (rnOcr)
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Indeed.
Posted by: ShainS at March 24, 2017 09:01 PM (ZcAbN)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at March 24, 2017 08:59 PM (Jj43a)
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C'mon up to Virginia! Road Trip!
Posted by: Weasel at March 24, 2017 09:01 PM (Sfs6o)
I feel so horrible. So guilty. I can't bear it. What if I use all my money to start a foundation dedicated to teaching women to masturbate and form lesbian partnerships? Would that make it all right? I just want to make amends.
Posted by: Shia LaBeouf at March 24, 2017 09:02 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 24, 2017 08:56 PM (hVdx9)
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Deadwood?
Posted by: All Hail Eris
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No, but that is where I learned how to properly address those from California.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 24, 2017 09:02 PM (hVdx9)
Expensivo. But of course...
Posted by: Skookumchuk at March 24, 2017 09:02 PM (/WPPJ)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 24, 2017 09:00 PM (hVdx9)
Good. When my husband see these cases on the news, he always says I would kill him. He means it.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 24, 2017 09:03 PM (u8Ywb)
Posted by: Weasel at March 24, 2017 09:01 PM (Sfs6o)
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My dad does live in Blacksburg....
And my birthday is just a couple of months away...
If he won't get me that Macallan 18, I may ask for Blanton's.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at March 24, 2017 09:03 PM (Jj43a)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2017 09:03 PM (IqV8l)
Our Supreme Court, in its wisdom, has ruled that the death penalty can only apply to crimes where a life is itself taken.
It used to be that child rape was death penalty material in many states, but that was overturned. Cruel and unusual for anything less than taking a life.
In my book, raping a child is worse than some "simple" homicides.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at March 24, 2017 08:54 PM (aKqWT)
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Word. And thanks, did not know that history.
Posted by: ShainS at March 24, 2017 09:03 PM (ZcAbN)
I see her more as a Beanie Baby.
Posted by: t-bird at March 24, 2017 08:45 PM (29QcC)
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Jabba The Hut
Posted by: EVLINC! at March 24, 2017 09:03 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: navybrat
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Harambe had it coming, even if he was a primate of color.
What? Isn't that what POC means?
(I denounce myself)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 24, 2017 09:04 PM (hVdx9)
She Who Must Be Obeyed is making dinner. There may be a brief commenting hiatus...
Posted by: Skookumchuk at March 24, 2017 08:55 PM (/WPPJ)
Maybe a little Chateau Thames Embankment instead
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2017 09:04 PM (auHtY)
>> to me now.
You remember that "half your age plus 7" rule? That is very practical.
The young things are only for lookin' and fanstasizin', with me. I can't carry on a conversation with any gal under 35, really. They're just so....young. No common reference frame at all.
If it weren't for the old sex-drive wiring, I'd find 20 something repulsive. Like I do most of the 20 something boys. "Idiot!", I usually quickly thing after talking with one for more than a minute.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at March 24, 2017 09:04 PM (aKqWT)
How are the latest poll numbers? I hear that Hillary is up triple digits in every state
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2017 09:05 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at March 24, 2017 09:05 PM (/WPPJ)
Posted by: Ed Anger at March 24, 2017 09:06 PM (TJx8f)
Posted by: Bill Wynn at March 24, 2017 09:01 PM (fQCXK)
Bill Wynn! Right AGAIN!!!
Posted by: tu3031 at March 24, 2017 09:06 PM (qJhUV)
Dolley and I went to Europe for our honeymoon about five years ago. These machines were in a McDonald's at Versailles.
If you're wondering, we went to a McDonald's at Versailles because we are classy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at March 24, 2017 08:35 PM (Jj43a)
... did you have any ice cream?
Posted by: The Dairy Queen at March 24, 2017 09:07 PM (oQQwD)
If you care about their pleasure you suck. If you don't, you suck. If you try to give them orgasms and fail, you suck. If you try to give them orgasms and succeed, you suck.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 24, 2017 09:07 PM (tHwdc)
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Anyone with an IQ north of 70 knew this shit sandwich was going down. Congrats. You're not a complete imbecile.
Posted by: Harry Reid at March 24, 2017 09:07 PM (RbDaC)
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 24, 2017 09:08 PM (RbDaC)
Posted by: otho at March 24, 2017 09:08 PM (lmIoG)
Expensivo. But of course...
Posted by: Skookumchuk at March 24, 2017 09:02 PM (/WPPJ)
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Mmmm...Aberlour...
We went to a spirit festival in San Fransisco while on vacation. The top two bottles they had, the 18 and the one with the weird name were amazing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at March 24, 2017 09:08 PM (Jj43a)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2017 09:08 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2017 09:08 PM (qUNWi)
If he won't get me that Macallan 18, I may ask for Blanton's.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at March 24, 2017 09:03 PM (Jj43a)
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The VA ABC stores had an online inventory system, I believe - so you could probably check in advance.
Posted by: Weasel at March 24, 2017 09:08 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 24, 2017 09:09 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 24, 2017 09:09 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 24, 2017 09:10 PM (qTQac)
Posted by: Ed Anger at March 24, 2017 09:06 PM (TJx8f)
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Blanton's is probably better but I still can be very happy with Woodford Reserve.
My boss has made me promise that if I ever see Blanton's in a store I have to buy him a bottle of there's more than 1.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at March 24, 2017 09:10 PM (Jj43a)
There were a few states that made "forcible rape" of an adult a capital crime. I actually agree with this. Some of that brutal shit you hear about should rise to that. But that was struck down as excessive. It was 1977, I think.
But they didn't answer the question of child rape, and Louisiana was one state that made child rape a capital offense. The Supreme Court struck that one down in 2008.
The death penalty was reinstated back in 1976, after they first halted it -- I forget the details.
But no one has been executed for non-murder crimes since it was reinstated. Before, there were some cases.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at March 24, 2017 09:10 PM (aKqWT)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at March 24, 2017 09:11 PM (/WPPJ)
Cuck Schemer told President Trump to "act like a president."
Should say, I don't eat Dogs & go on vacations constantly
Posted by: EVLINC! at March 24, 2017 09:12 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2017 09:12 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 24, 2017 09:09 PM (kP16F)
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Simple solution: ABORT THE DAMNED THING!
Posted by: Planned Abortionhood at March 24, 2017 09:12 PM (ZcAbN)
110 I lost four lbs by not eating anything with sugar for three days, I'm also having sugar withdrawal headaches.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2017 05:26 PM (fDdVG
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Fenelon, that's a low-grade Herxheimer's reaction: it isn't that your body is in withdrawal from sugar.
Your intestinal Candida is stressed out from not being fed on the sugar it's used to, and it's releasing toxins that give you a headache.
Seriously, google it.
The best thing you could ever do for yourself physically is kill off the vast majority of the Candida in your gut. You'll feel like you've shed 10 years, and you'll also shed 10+ lbs without even trying.
Posted by: Boromir at March 24, 2017 09:12 PM (adsVM)
Posted by: tu3031 at March 24, 2017 09:12 PM (qJhUV)
That's gonna piss off a few people.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 24, 2017 09:13 PM (nAp1e)
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2016/03/
160322-prairie-dogs-squirrels-murders-animals-killers/
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2017 09:13 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Weasel at March 24, 2017 09:08 PM (Sfs6o)
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I had no idea.
That's great information. I don't have to rely on SC prices when asking.
Thanks!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at March 24, 2017 09:13 PM (Jj43a)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at March 24, 2017 09:11 PM (/WPPJ)
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That's both good and bad.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at March 24, 2017 09:14 PM (Jj43a)
Shoot. I missed that orgasm thread. And Ace even mentioned "r*mj*bs", too. Damn, I could've had fun.....
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at March 24, 2017 09:15 PM (aKqWT)
Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2017 09:12 PM (qUNWi)
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I was blown away to learn that Rutger Hauer ad libbed that monologue. Unbelievable, and epic ...
Posted by: ShainS at March 24, 2017 09:15 PM (ZcAbN)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 24, 2017 09:15 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at March 24, 2017 09:15 PM (/WPPJ)
Posted by: Weasel at March 24, 2017 09:15 PM (Sfs6o)
There was the Muslim "refugee" in Europe who indulged himself in forcible child rape and who then explained to the authorities that it wasn't his fault, he had been experiencing what he called a "sexual emergency".
And had the courts buy his story and overturn his conviction.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 24, 2017 09:16 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at March 24, 2017 09:17 PM (/WPPJ)
Posted by: Brunette the 'Ette at March 24, 2017 09:18 PM (adsVM)
There
was the Muslim "refugee" in Europe who indulged himself in forcible
child rape and who then explained to the authorities that it wasn't his
fault, he had been experiencing what he called a "sexual emergency".
And had the courts buy his story and overturn his conviction.
Posted by: torquewrench
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Were that my child he victimized, he would know what his own balls tasted like...just saying.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 24, 2017 09:18 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: rickl at March 24, 2017 09:18 PM (sdi6R)
There was a report earlier in which it was said that Trump is "now ready to work with Democrats on health care reform".
Oh boy! I can't wait!
Obamacare: shit sandwich.
Ryancare: shit sandwich with pickles substituted for onions.
Trumpcare: shit sandwich with Russian dressing.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 24, 2017 09:19 PM (noWW6)
I had no idea.
That's great information. I don't have to rely on SC prices when asking.
Thanks!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at March 24, 2017 09:13 PM (Jj43a)
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Sure. At one time the VA state stores were trying to partner with Virginia wineries and would even order and stock your favorites - don't know if they're still doing that, though.
Posted by: Weasel at March 24, 2017 09:19 PM (Sfs6o)
And had the courts buy his story and overturn his conviction.
Posted by: torquewrench
Where's Vlad the Impaler when you need him? Not only the rapist but whoever decided to let him go too
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2017 09:19 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 24, 2017 09:09 PM (hVdx9)
He deserved it. I truly believe there is a special place in hell for evil people that harm children.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 24, 2017 09:20 PM (u8Ywb)
If you care about their pleasure you suck. If you don't, you suck. If you try to give them orgasms and fail, you suck. If you try to give them orgasms and succeed, you suck.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
Sister, darling, let me get you woke. This is the problem with men: they are either selfishly concerned with their own pleasure, or they brag amongst themselves using female orgasms as a sort of trophy, a deer head on the wall. In both cases they EXPLOIT you! And they do not understand female anatomy BECAUSE THEY LACK IT! Only a woman knows how to treat another woman right and pleasure her. Email me at hillary1 -at- clintonstatedeptsvr -dot- com, and I will meet with you and explain.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 24, 2017 09:20 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: concrete girl at March 24, 2017 09:21 PM (aounc)
Naked youths slaughter a sheep at Auschwitz death camp
While huffing transmission fluid I hope. Otherwise thats just weird.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 24, 2017 09:21 PM (2k8f0)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2017 09:22 PM (rXyHG)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 24, 2017 09:22 PM (KP5rU)
Well, there's one way to solve that problem...
Posted by: tu3031 at March 24, 2017 09:22 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 24, 2017 09:07 PM (tHwdc)
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To be fair, if sone properly, some sucking is involved.
Posted by: Flyboy at March 24, 2017 09:22 PM (wUl15)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 24, 2017 09:09 PM (hVdx9)
He deserved it. I truly believe there is a special place in hell for evil people that harm children.
Posted by: CaliGirl
****
I do not disagree.
I was unable to find the slow motion video from another angle where you see the guy's facial expression and hair fly up due to the gunshot.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 24, 2017 09:23 PM (hVdx9)
So, despite years of pleading for pay-for premiums such as the ability to edit typos in recent tweets, bookmarking, and access to a larger TL views, Jack has decided to offer tools to "marketers, journalists, and professionals" to help them lie, bitch, and moan about their political opponents.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 24, 2017 09:23 PM (nAp1e)
Posted by: Vendette at March 24, 2017 09:24 PM (5YFEH)
you try to give them orgasms and fail, you suck. If you try to give them
orgasms and succeed, you suck.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
****
Well, if I am going down, I am going down BIG.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 24, 2017 09:24 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: squeakywheel at March 24, 2017 09:24 PM (dzorZ)
[snip]
And you gotta see his picture. He looks like Mongolian Pit Fighter #3 in Conan the Barbarian.
I had to go through this a few times to see who had the beef against whom. I guess it's Islamophobia against his name or against the rabid Joo-hate, I don't see it based on his looks.
If he just says his name is Trafalgar the Aryan Brotherhood will invite him to be the regular sub in the prison basketball game.
I think he was probably teased by the other little Islamophobia victims so he reacted by crying in his tea, wiping the tears away with the skirts of his favorite doll, and then getting jacked on steroids and horse tranq.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 24, 2017 09:24 PM (gIRsn)
Posted by: Flyboy at March 24, 2017 09:25 PM (wUl15)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 24, 2017 09:25 PM (bMQv/)
A little blowing, too. You got to know when to zig, know when to zag. Know when to suck, know when to blow.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at March 24, 2017 09:26 PM (aKqWT)
Posted by: Flyboy at March 24, 2017 09:26 PM (wUl15)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 24, 2017 09:26 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: weirdflunky at March 24, 2017 09:26 PM (kYKWC)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 24, 2017 09:26 PM (gIRsn)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2017 09:26 PM (rXyHG)
Barrel party of one.
Mr Bander. Paging Mr. Bander
Posted by: weirdflunky at March 24, 2017 09:26 PM (kYKWC)
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He got it in the very next comment. I think he's good.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at March 24, 2017 09:27 PM (Jj43a)
Posted by: The Barrel at March 24, 2017 09:27 PM (hVdx9)
If you care about their pleasure you suck. If you don't, you suck. If you try to give them orgasms and fail, you suck. If you try to give them orgasms and succeed, you suck.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 24, 2017 09:07 PM (tHwdc)
Any man cares about their pleasure spends a night in the box. Any man doesn't, spends a night in the box. Any man tries to give them orgasms and fails, spends a night in the box. Any man tries to give them orgasms and succeeds, spends a night in the box.
Posted by: Carr, the floor walker at March 24, 2017 09:28 PM (sdi6R)
Barrel party of one.
Mr Bander. Paging Mr. Bander
Posted by: weirdflunky at March 24, 2017 09:26 PM (kYKWC)
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He got it in the very next comment. I think he's good.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at March 24, 2017 09:27 PM (Jj43a)
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That was someone else. Snatch to the barrel.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at March 24, 2017 09:28 PM (Jj43a)
It also made it so the employees had shit to do instead of hitting "fill" on a cup and then wandering off to chat their their friend in drive-thru.
What I really want to see imported from Australia are wireless chip readers. You basically wave your credit card at a scanner. Yes, we have apple pay and all that, but not all places do. In Melbourne, you could go to the bar in about ten seconds for your drink. Wireless chip readers are standard there.
When I heard America was getting chip readers, I thought, oh goodie! Never could I have imagined the "insert card, wait five minutes while the cashier gets lost in dreams of not working at a Target, then destroy your eardrums" hellscape we had in store.
Posted by: Rob at March 24, 2017 09:28 PM (XrQGb)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at March 24, 2017 09:26 PM (aKqWT)
What are your views on counting your money while you're sitting at the table?
Posted by: hogmartin at March 24, 2017 09:28 PM (8nWyX)
Bailed out by flyboy. Sorry. No get out of barrel free card.
Posted by: weirdflunky at March 24, 2017 09:28 PM (kYKWC)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2017 09:28 PM (rXyHG)
Posted by: Flyboy
Thank you, Flyboy.
But alas, it's always a close tag fail on something I think is funny and put some work into. You can't tell people to go back and read through the italicans, they won't. You can't repost it without the italicans, people will think you an ass.
All of that snark is just lost, like tears in the rain.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 24, 2017 09:28 PM (gIRsn)
Posted by: EVLINC! at March 24, 2017 09:29 PM (y3aQB)
****
I have never been so proud to be called a patriarch.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 24, 2017 09:29 PM (hVdx9)
Well at least its not Manos.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2017 09:22 PM
Oh dear God... Why?!
Posted by: otho at March 24, 2017 09:30 PM (lmIoG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2017 09:30 PM (rXyHG)
Saw the story of Amber VanHecke last night on the news. Interesting story, I'm glad she made it, and if she wants to sue Google... hey, that company needs to take some hard knocks.
But... wasn't it kind of stupid for her to *insist* on traveling on a road that *wasn't even there,* just because Google *said* it was??? Good grief. That's already been done and been called "Death by GPS." People need to understand, these systems were oftentimes programmed by people who have never left their borough in NYC (or New Delhi).
But hey, she's young so she's allowed to make mistakes.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 24, 2017 09:30 PM (qazQh)
Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2017 09:31 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Anna Puma
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You have that whole eating thing backwards.
Again, just saying...
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 24, 2017 09:31 PM (hVdx9)
>> sitting at the table?
Pants on or not?
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at March 24, 2017 09:31 PM (aKqWT)
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Finally, the long-awaited anti-Muslum backlash.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 24, 2017 09:31 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Margaret Sanger at March 24, 2017 09:31 PM (mtGE/)
Get over yourself and while you are at it, go fuck yourself.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 24, 2017 09:32 PM (89T5c)
On Friday Night?
Posted by: EVLINC! at March 24, 2017 09:32 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 24, 2017 09:32 PM (RbDaC)
I'm going to seek a ruling here, I don't think that's correct.
Cheaters who put close tags in their nics don't get embarrelled when they go all bold or italican on a post. (And they should, on GPs).
It's a barrelling offense to fuck up the posts of innocent bystanders below you. If a Samaritan offers a save, it's a save.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 24, 2017 09:32 PM (gIRsn)
Posted by: Rob at March 24, 2017 09:28 PM (XrQGb)
They had some kind of account-linked wireless pay-by-cellphone thing in Japan about 10 years ago. People would wave their phones over the subway turnstyles and walk through, or use their phones to get a drink from a vending machine.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 24, 2017 09:32 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 24, 2017 09:33 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Dr. Miguelito Loveless at March 24, 2017 09:33 PM (9HR8n)
Posted by: tu3031 at March 24, 2017 09:34 PM (qJhUV)
Sorry Tilikum, you swim so for a cat-grrl like moi thou art food. So Nyah!
Otho, yeah a shambling horror is less scary.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2017 09:34 PM (rXyHG)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
You do realize my going rate is $200K/hour?
Posted by: Hillary Clinton
****
Not even at gunpoint...
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 24, 2017 09:34 PM (hVdx9)
Cheaters who put close tags in their nics don't get embarrelled when they go all bold or italican on a post. (And they should, on GPs).
It's a barrelling offense to fuck up the posts of innocent bystanders below you. If a Samaritan offers a save, it's a save.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 24, 2017 09:32 PM (gIRsn)
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As said Samaritan, I concur. No foul.
Posted by: Flyboy at March 24, 2017 09:34 PM (wUl15)
What's the title of the new Hope Solo porn video with a midget, Alex.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at March 24, 2017 09:34 PM (aKqWT)
Posted by: literally Ed Kowalczyk at March 24, 2017 09:35 PM (mtGE/)
Posted by: The Barrel at March 24, 2017 09:35 PM (2VN2E)
Sorry Tilikum, you swim so for a cat-grrl like moi thou art food. So Nyah!
Otho, yeah a shambling horror is less scary.
Posted by: Anna Puma
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The discrimination against aquatic-Americans continues...
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 24, 2017 09:36 PM (hVdx9)
"I'll take a Big Mac with large fries
You want to live? Don't eat that."
Just get it for me or Sarah Conner will die,
I'll be back"
Posted by: Ripley at March 24, 2017 09:36 PM (NbRJx)
Throwing yourself on the "mercy" of the horde?
Crying won't help you.
Praying won't do you no good.
Posted by: weirdflunky at March 24, 2017 09:36 PM (kYKWC)
The zoo with April is shameless. They have corporate sponsorship in Toys r Us because of their fake immediately any day now Pregnant giraffe.
Strong Finish on a strong Friday Ace. Hit the showers kid!
Posted by: Phone of Blake Lively's Racist Booty at March 24, 2017 09:36 PM (we2CT)
Damn.
Posted by: The Barrel at March 24, 2017 09:35 PM (2VN2E)
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Stay hungry, beyotch.
Posted by: Flyboy at March 24, 2017 09:36 PM (wUl15)
It's not just nbc news and msnbc and snl with constant anti-Trump propaganda, it's both nbc late shows.
Remember the unfunny seth meyers on snl? He spends about half his unfunny late show spreading anti-Trump fake news.
Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 24, 2017 09:37 PM (qTQac)
I can't even on this one, either.
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The Media-Educational Cimplex in action!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 24, 2017 09:37 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 24, 2017 09:38 PM (lwiT4)
not created, destroyed but eternally bright
Posted by: literally Ed Kowalczyk
My favorite law is the second law of thermodynamics: the redistribution of energy. One law not even greedy, energy hoarding capitalist scum can repeal.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 24, 2017 09:38 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 24, 2017 09:37 PM (Nwg0u)
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Gotta love an unintentional but very fitting typo.
Posted by: Flyboy at March 24, 2017 09:39 PM (wUl15)
Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2017 09:31 PM (qUNWi)
I think I just called in an earworm strike on my own position. Gotta find the Muppet Show version of that one.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 24, 2017 09:39 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 24, 2017 09:39 PM (KP5rU)
Or 8 Terminators?
But if the Terminator didn't even go back in the first place Sarah Connor wouldn't even have gotten pregnant.
Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2017 09:40 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy at March 24, 2017 09:40 PM (1FhAQ)
My ESP is telling me tonight is the night. She looks like she's finally gonna do it.
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My theory: tbe giraffe is using a surrogate mother, Amy Schumer.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 24, 2017 09:40 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 24, 2017 08:56 PM (u8Ywb)
Good thing that citizens that have to live with the consequences can't vote on issues like this but must let their black-robed betters decide what's appropriate, gentle, and usual punishment!
Posted by: Dread Judge Roberts at March 24, 2017 09:40 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at March 24, 2017 09:40 PM (aKqWT)
Remember the unfunny seth meyers on snl? He spends about half his unfunny late show spreading anti-Trump fake news.
Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 24, 2017 09:37 PM (qTQac)
Ever see Samantha Bee commercials? They are ALWAYS anti-Trump, non stop, ad nauseum.
Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2017 09:41 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 24, 2017 09:41 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 24, 2017 09:42 PM (KP5rU)
Husband and I attended a PDQ Bach concert many years ago. Schickele made his entrance by swinging on a rope Tarzan style from the theater balcony to the stage. The whole concert was a hoot.
Posted by: Tuna at March 24, 2017 09:42 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 24, 2017 09:42 PM (lwiT4)
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In my opinion, the first movement is one of the most beautiful pieces of music ever written.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 24, 2017 09:42 PM (Nwg0u)
Is Ace referring to the giraffe, or his fiancé?
Or is this the time to invoke the healing power of AND?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2017 09:42 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 24, 2017 09:43 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 24, 2017 09:43 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 24, 2017 09:44 PM (PhYV5)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at March 24, 2017 09:45 PM (/WPPJ)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 24, 2017 09:45 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 24, 2017 09:45 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 24, 2017 09:44 PM (PhYV5)
Eating an entire 3lb bag of clementine oranges and reading the 'HQ. You?
Posted by: hogmartin at March 24, 2017 09:45 PM (8nWyX)
I have a PDQ Bach CD somewhere, it was great. I bet he was fantastic in person!
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 24, 2017 09:46 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Mrs JTB at March 24, 2017 09:46 PM (V+03K)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 24, 2017 09:44 PM (PhYV5)
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Does staying drunk until early Monday morning count as a plan? If so, after the worst professional week of my life, that's the plan.
Posted by: Flyboy at March 24, 2017 09:46 PM (wUl15)
Take the McDs in Japan, where they have seaweed flavored fries, squid ink tinted burgers, and if the image is to be believed (3rd set down, in my nic), a bag of tentacles as a snack. I imagine the ordering process for this item goes something like
"Man, I'm hungry for a bag of dicks. [scrolls thru screen ] Fuck, they're out of them! Oh well, I'll settle for some tentacles, with the thermonuclear wasabi dipping sauce."
And speaking of the loathsome corporate creature known as McDs, that 'hacked' tweet sure disappeared down the media rabbit hole in a hurry, no? It pays to be a progressive kind of company.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 24, 2017 09:47 PM (xpfRn)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2017 09:47 PM (rXyHG)
And you gotta see his picture. He looks like Mongolian Pit Fighter #3 in Conan the Barbarian.
I had to go through this a few times to see who had the beef against whom. I guess it's Islamophobia against his name or against the rabid Joo-hate, I don't see it based on his looks.
If he just says his name is Trafalgar the Aryan Brotherhood will invite him to be the regular sub in the prison basketball game.
I think he was probably teased by the other little Islamophobia victims so he reacted by crying in his tea, wiping the tears away with the skirts of his favorite doll, and then getting jacked on steroids and horse tranq.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 24, 2017 09:47 PM (gIRsn)
One of them is "The Art of ARCHER". Oh yes.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 24, 2017 09:47 PM (PhYV5)
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It would be appropriate to use a chip reader at a brothel. Just stick it in the slot.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 24, 2017 09:50 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 24, 2017 09:50 PM (PhYV5)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at March 24, 2017 09:51 PM (/WPPJ)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 24, 2017 09:51 PM (bMQv/)
But now there is Premium Open Sewer Pipe.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 24, 2017 09:51 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 24, 2017 08:56 PM (u8Ywb)
I'd like to see a brave State enact a law that lynching a duly convicted child rapist be defined as misdemeanor assault.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2017 09:52 PM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Shia LaBeouf at March 24, 2017 09:52 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 24, 2017 09:53 PM (PhYV5)
Anyone hear the same? Anyone know if it's true???
Posted by: Noam Sayen at March 24, 2017 09:53 PM (611Lm)
I want to write and run a couple of powershell scripts. Well, that's disabled by default. Got to read shit about how to turn it on. Then get sidetracked on creating certificates and trusting authorities and all this certificate/crypto signing shit.
Why, oh, why is it so damned complex.....I miss it when everything was so simple -- you want to do something, you do it.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at March 24, 2017 09:53 PM (aKqWT)
Amazing.
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 24, 2017 09:54 PM (RbDaC)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 24, 2017 09:50 PM (PhYV5)
And yet somehow, every bag of dried or salted invertebrate is still somehow more palatable than li hing mui.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 24, 2017 09:54 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 24, 2017 08:56 PM (u8Ywb)
I'd like to see a brave State enact a law that lynching a duly convicted child rapist be defined as misdemeanor assault.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2017 09:52 PM (WDdjT)
I think that law would win in a landslide as well.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 24, 2017 09:54 PM (u8Ywb)
Posted by: gNewt at March 24, 2017 09:55 PM (lZ9yI)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 24, 2017 09:54 PM (8nWyX)
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I ADORE Li Hing Mui! Must be a chick thing, because there was a definite gender dividing line.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 24, 2017 09:56 PM (PhYV5)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at March 24, 2017 09:57 PM (Jj43a)
only is every post anti-Trump, about 65% of the comments are as well.
That place is basically DailyKos now.
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I guess we know where the 17% of the country that supported Rynocare are.
Posted by: Methos, back to Let It Burn at March 24, 2017 09:59 PM (3Liv/)
Mons Fapperus.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 24, 2017 09:59 PM (gIRsn)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 24, 2017 09:56 PM (PhYV5)
Dunno. I had buddy who was a twelve foot tall 400lb Chamorro who ate that stuff all the time. He would always offer it whenever he had some, so I tried it a couple times, and I can only imagine I looked like some kind of Warner Brothers character eating a lemon.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 24, 2017 09:59 PM (8nWyX)
I had ginseng ju and snake ju, but not mouse ju.
And you?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 24, 2017 10:02 PM (PhYV5)
Just goes to show you all those repeal bills submitted over the last 7 years were just BS. They never meant to do a damn thing.
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The Donks and the Rethugs agree on one thing, their opinion of the American voter.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 24, 2017 10:03 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton
Sorry, you'd have to offer me a lot more than that.
Posted by: t-bird at March 24, 2017 10:05 PM (ysprU)
I had ginseng ju and snake ju, but not mouse ju.
And you?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 24, 2017 10:02 PM (PhYV5)
Habushu, during one of the apparently brief windows when you could actually drink on Okinawa. That's about it. I did not eat the snake.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 24, 2017 10:06 PM (8nWyX)
http://www.darkroastedblend.com/2010/07/worlds-strongest-drinks-strange-liquor.html
When I was leaving "the cage" the Okinawan guard flung a habu at me (and yes I shrieked). It was dead, but still.
Also: The window for drinking in Oki begins when you land and ends at departure.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 24, 2017 10:09 PM (PhYV5)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 24, 2017 10:09 PM (PhYV5)
...until someone rapes a local or gets a DUI, then it gets shut down for about six months.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 24, 2017 10:13 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 24, 2017 10:13 PM (8nWyX)
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Aw, crap. Sorry. For a while it seemed like that happened with appalling regularity.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 24, 2017 10:14 PM (PhYV5)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 24, 2017 10:14 PM (PhYV5)
Yep, the latest one, I think, restricted everyone in 7th fleet to base. Living off-base, you couldn't stop anywhere between the base and your home. A sailor got ripped and drove against traffic down the highway, but technically, IMO, she was the only one driving on the correct side of the road. *salute*
Posted by: hogmartin at March 24, 2017 10:18 PM (8nWyX)
Anyone hear the same? Anyone know if it's true???
Posted by: Noam Sayen at March 24, 2017 09:53 PM (611Lm)
Rush did say that, and in very measured tones, so it's probably true.
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 24, 2017 10:18 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: torabora at March 24, 2017 10:49 PM (pLzEr)
In my book, raping a child is worse than some "simple" homicides.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at March 24, 2017 08:54 PM (aKqWT)
Fucking Supremes. I only wish that they themselves were subject to some of the crimes on which they take the high road.
In American Republic 2.0, the Supreme Court will convene in Compton, late on Friday night, and will not have bodyguards or any of that shit. Take your chances with the plebs, mofos.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2017 10:51 PM (SRKgf)
Otherwise none of his defense claims will work. "Castle doctrine" and "Stand your ground" have nothing to do with anything in this case. But then the Left has made these things out to be what they aren't ever since Zimmerman.
Posted by: geoffb5 at March 24, 2017 11:02 PM (d3wbb)
I loved Prairie Dog Town....
Posted by: LexisTexas at March 24, 2017 11:32 PM (OVOxt)
"Now who is being dumb. The AG was cited for committing perjury, the IRS
illegally targeted conservative groups and the head of the IRS was
caught in a lie, Obama lied dozens and dozens of times. Yeah, it was
the most honest administration ever. You are either blind or naive."
Unbelievably Facebook flagged the comment for violating community standards. Don't know what to say.
Posted by: John Belli at March 24, 2017 11:44 PM (TDLWW)
Posted by: gewa76 at March 25, 2017 12:00 AM (B6OKy)
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Posted by: AgathaPagatha at March 25, 2017 12:40 AM (PtE6F)
Posted by: saf at March 25, 2017 05:59 AM (+zN6H)
1) wait on the Ontario snowbirds to make up their minds
2) face uncaring employees barely pretending to care
Having ordered, one of said employees barely pretending to care brought me my order in about 4 minutes at the table I had chosen.
Never looking back. Any other experience will be inferior - until a robot who pretends to care much better brings me the order.
Posted by: JB at March 25, 2017 06:43 AM (xYVo0)
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