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Obama Loyalists In White House Caught Subverting Trump By Altering the Language of His Executive Orders

Firing offenses.

The Obama administration worked in its final weeks in office to undermine the incoming Trump White and continues to do so, according to multiple sources both in and out of the White House.

Behind the effort, these sources say, are senior government officials who previously worked under President Obama and remain loyal to his agenda. These individuals leak negative information about the Trump White House and its senior staff to a network of former Obama administration officials who then plant this information in key media outlets including the Washington Post and New York Times.

...


"We have members of the former administration at the highest levels who through their actions after January 20 have demonstrated their refusal to recognize the results of the general election," one senior administration official told the Free Beacon. "They have pursued, organized, and managed a comprehensive subversion of the new administration."

In one instance, Trump administration officials found evidence that the administration's executive order banning travel from certain Muslim-majority nations had been selectively altered to bring it more in line with Obama-era talking points.

Several hours before the orders were set to be signed by Trump, officials noticed that language concerning "radical Islamic terrorism" had been stripped from the order and replaced with Obama-era language about countering violent extremism.

Couple more big details in the article, but you gotta click the link.

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1 Why are those people still there?

Posted by: HH at March 22, 2017 01:01 PM (DrCtv)

2 First?

Posted by: Farmer at March 22, 2017 01:01 PM (4bBUU)

3 well, I read it and still made 2nd.

Posted by: Farmer at March 22, 2017 01:02 PM (4bBUU)

4 Isn't it 2 corinthians that said "and lo the new leader doth fired EVERYONE and it was good" ?

Trump needs to heed this sage advice and fire basically everyone he can.

Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at March 22, 2017 01:02 PM (55//3)

5 I bet it was the damn "Asians" again.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 22, 2017 01:02 PM (Om16U)

6 Sad!

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2017 01:02 PM (4/95V)

7 There is an easy way to fix this, you might have heard of it, called the pink slip.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 22, 2017 01:02 PM (7ZVPa)

8 Scrivener's Douchebaggery

Posted by: wooga at March 22, 2017 01:02 PM (G5fL2)

9
Are their heads on spikes yet?

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 22, 2017 01:02 PM (h/vLr)

10 1
Why are those people still there?

Posted by: HH at March 22, 2017 01:01 PM (DrCtv)

swamp status: not drained

Posted by: not the mama at March 22, 2017 01:03 PM (EpAnP)

11 My latest rage meter just overheated and blew up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2017 01:03 PM (PY9jH)

12
Draining the swamp begins at home and it's long past due to drain the swamp rats out

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2017 01:03 PM (493sH)

13 This is getting ridiculous now...

Posted by: IP at March 22, 2017 01:03 PM (hUtue)

14 Drudge has a picture of one very Middle Eastern looking Asian man.

Posted by: Ktgreat at March 22, 2017 01:04 PM (vK1iB)

15 Now, establish the connection between this lackey and Obama / Jarret and have them both arrested.

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2017 01:04 PM (4/95V)

16 Like the creepy nazi in raiders of the lost ark said...Shoot them, shoot them all.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 22, 2017 01:04 PM (aMlLZ)

17 probably fire the valet whose only input to the media was the trump wears a robe and watches tv story

Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at March 22, 2017 01:04 PM (55//3)

18 Can we bring back horsewhipping in the public square? Or at least the stocks and rotten vegetables?

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 22, 2017 01:04 PM (0mRoj)

19 Heads should roll!!!

Posted by: Marie Antoinette at March 22, 2017 01:04 PM (ThCVv)

20 Firing offenses?

Hanging offenses.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2017 01:04 PM (Uohrc)

21 EOs carry a LOT of weight, so how is an unelected 9-5er manipulating them not prison-worthy?

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 22, 2017 01:04 PM (/f1mm)

22 Why the hell is Trump not cleaning house? It would be better to have nobody in these positions than people who are actively trying to undercut him.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2017 01:05 PM (/tuJf)

23 None of this would be happening if Trump hadn't made all those smart-ass tweets.

Posted by: Jamo at March 22, 2017 01:05 PM (97XyN)

24 London? Meh.
- Hawaii Judge

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 22, 2017 01:05 PM (Cf+T3)

25 You know who I mostly blame? The so-called journalists.

They are the key linchpin in this subversion. They are also blatant propagandists who substitute their own personal political predictions for the truth.

They all need to burn in hell.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2017 01:05 PM (OFxPz)

26 Let's not quibble over a few little editorial changes to polish the language of Trump's otherwise vulgar rhetoric.

Posted by: A. Stoic Lee at March 22, 2017 01:05 PM (m/LaZ)

27 Several hours before the orders were set to be signed by Trump, officials noticed that language concerning "radical Islamic terrorism" had been stripped from the order and replaced with Obama-era language about countering violent extremism.

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Yeah...

Fire 'em.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 22, 2017 01:05 PM (mC1ZI)

28 Read the article... Frightening... What can Trump do?

Posted by: It's Me donna at March 22, 2017 01:05 PM (O2RFr)

29 Isn't subverting the government treason? What's the punishment for treason?

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at March 22, 2017 01:05 PM (/5WQL)

30 Why are those people still there?

There's the $64,000 question. What is stopping PDT from brooming these assholes?

I'd like to think that Teh Donald has smarter, more ruthless and more loyal aides than we here at this Smart Military Blog, but if we can see what needs to be done, why doesn't Trump?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 22, 2017 01:05 PM (X6fMO)

31 You know, you can build a National Razor with much lighter materials these days, probably even make it fold up into a carry-on.

Posted by: JEM at March 22, 2017 01:06 PM (TppKb)

32 It's very hard to fire the career bureaucrats. They know that unless they are caught, it won't happen.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2017 01:06 PM (OFxPz)

33 So Ben Rhodes and Colin Kahl have their greasy, rodent fingers involved.

*types*

*deletes*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2017 01:06 PM (PY9jH)

34
Is this so hard to figure out?

If they were working there prior to noon, January 20, 2017, disable their computer accounts, change the locks on their doors, let them gather up their personal effects (nothing from their computers -- too bad, so sad!) and then toss their asses off the premises.

The private sector does this all the time and PDJT should know about it as much as anybody.

Just. Effin'. Do. It!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 22, 2017 01:06 PM (v1g1+)

35 Yes, fire them.

Who's to say they wouldn't intentionally alter the language to cause problems w/defending an EO in court and/or jumped on by the MSM?

Sabotage is sabotage, and these are legal docs with explicit wording.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2017 01:06 PM (NOIQH)

36 asian, right? That british press evasion is .. wow. That is one swarthy fucking asian.

Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at March 22, 2017 01:06 PM (55//3)

37 "Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 22, 2017 01:05 PM (X6fMO) "

I dunno...the Horde is pretty devoid of ruth. Hard to imagine anyone with less ruth than us.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 22, 2017 01:06 PM (oZ6kz)

38 I took don't get why 2 months in Trump hasn't fired all these pukes. Come on dude.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 22, 2017 01:06 PM (Cf+T3)

39 32 It's very hard to fire the career bureaucrats. They know that unless they are caught, it won't happen.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2017 01:06 PM (OFxPz)

================

Hire Pinkertons to figure out who they are!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 22, 2017 01:07 PM (mC1ZI)

40 "had been selectively altered to bring it more in line with Obama-era talking points"


Does the WH not have a document management system that tracks who accesses a document and makes changes? It seems fairly simple to find out if they do.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 22, 2017 01:07 PM (OD2ni)

41 Asian is how Britshe refer to Pakistanis.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 22, 2017 01:07 PM (Cf+T3)

42 This "Asian" thing (here at the HQ, not in the UK press) is getting sort of funny.


It's almost like British history is different than ours, and they have different terms for some things.


(BTW the botulism = steak and kidney pie thing in the last thread was outstanding)

Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2017 01:07 PM (QDnY+)

43 Are these civil service employees? If so, aren't they hard to get rid of...like dried egg on a stove?

Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2017 01:07 PM (Enq6K)

44 Shocked I am. NOT.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 22, 2017 01:07 PM (i0ykY)

45 22 Why the hell is Trump not cleaning house? It would be better to have nobody in these positions than people who are actively trying to undercut him.

Read the article.. Some really dirty tricks were done including forcing the Trump administration to pay out huge sums of money for "vacation" time which left no money to hire people needed... For example Flynn could only hire 22 in an area where obama had over 400...

Posted by: It's Me donna at March 22, 2017 01:08 PM (O2RFr)

46 DEATH PENALTY

Posted by: Traddy at March 22, 2017 01:08 PM (y0sXT)

47 Fired, as from a trebuchet.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Spring Sale! Get Your Vernal Vituperations at the Outrage Outlet! at March 22, 2017 01:08 PM (hLRSq)

48 Damn Bristhes

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 22, 2017 01:08 PM (Om16U)

49 This "Asian" thing (here at the HQ, not in the UK press) is getting sort of funny.

WZ has a pic of the perp... Asian,My ass...

Posted by: It's Me donna at March 22, 2017 01:08 PM (O2RFr)

50 You know who else got subverted?

Posted by: Mega at March 22, 2017 01:08 PM (S3q0Y)

51 There are active investigations ongoing. But it takes time.

I only hope they find someone to make a real example out of. Like in he federal pen example.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2017 01:08 PM (OFxPz)

52 Actually if they would have left out the Radical Islamic part , the initial EO may have been more difficult to overturn. I know that's not the point but just an observation.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 22, 2017 01:08 PM (fgzLM)

53 I don't understand this. Bannon is his chief strategist and I've read he's a scorched earth kind of guy. Haven't seen much of that.

Posted by: Independent George at March 22, 2017 01:08 PM (BDZWU)

54 Are these civil service employees? If so, aren't they hard to get rid of...like dried egg on a stove?
Posted by: Tami



Not if you replace the stove.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2017 01:09 PM (Uohrc)

55 Several hours before the orders were set to be signed by Trump, officials noticed that language concerning "radical Islamic terrorism" had been stripped from the order and replaced with Obama-era language about countering violent extremism.

Fire them. Then fire the staff who didn't notice.

Posted by: JEM at March 22, 2017 01:09 PM (TppKb)

56 Some people believe they are so much more virtuous than you that they are *owed* power, and if they don't get it honestly they will lie, cheat, and steal to get it.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 22, 2017 01:09 PM (wB8Tg)

57 Friday Night Massacre is just a figure of speech, right?

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at March 22, 2017 01:09 PM (TUzCS)

58 If you click on the first headline link on Drudge it takes you to a Daily Mail article of the attack. Scroll down and you will see a picture of the attacker on a gurney.

He is clearly an Asian/Pakistani type with a beard. Not that anyone is surprised.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2017 01:09 PM (/tuJf)

59 Trump should offer everyone in govt a 4 year paid vacation.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 22, 2017 01:09 PM (Cf+T3)

60 Is this that "peaceful transfer of power" they kept talking about?

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at March 22, 2017 01:09 PM (gtQ/3)

61 asian, right? That british press evasion is .. wow.


That's not evasion, that's just Brit. Indians and Pakis are South Asian, the Brits can usually leave the "south" off because it's understood.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 22, 2017 01:09 PM (gIRsn)

62 53 I don't understand this. Bannon is his chief strategist and I've read he's a scorched earth kind of guy. Haven't seen much of that.

He's been forced to lay low.. Doesn't mean He's not working...

Posted by: It's Me donna at March 22, 2017 01:09 PM (O2RFr)

63 I don't understand this. Bannon is his chief strategist and I've read he's a scorched earth kind of guy. Haven't seen much of that.

Posted by: Independent George at March 22, 2017 01:08 PM (BDZWU)



CNN - You know who else was a scorched earth kind of guy?!?!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2017 01:10 PM (493sH)

64 TrumpCamps. Now more than ever.

Posted by: General Zod at March 22, 2017 01:10 PM (Bdeb0)

65
It's sad that the muslim terror attack in London has taken the world's attention away from the death of Chuck Mangione.

We all loved The Gong Show when we were kids.

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 22, 2017 01:10 PM (h/vLr)

66 WZ has a pic of the perp... Asian,My ass...

Remember, in the UK 'Asian' means Pakistani.

But yeah, this guy looks African, or of African derivation.

Posted by: JEM at March 22, 2017 01:10 PM (TppKb)

67 61 asian, right? That british press evasion is .. wow.


That's not evasion, that's just Brit. Indians and Pakis are South Asian, the Brits can usually leave the "south" off because it's understood.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 22, 2017 01:09 PM (gIRsn)

===================

Doesn't matter.

Gotta yell.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 22, 2017 01:10 PM (mC1ZI)

68 VW was fined billions for "cheating" an EPA test.

What would happen to an individual who was altering language of those same EPA regs to make them more suitable to their own personal preferences? Heck, you can get in deep trouble with huge fines and jail time for manipulating data at a county water treatment plant in Podunk, Everytown.

This really does seem like an opportunity to make an example of some people.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 22, 2017 01:10 PM (/f1mm)

69 Well all righty then, some folks want to make Obama's bday a state holiday in Illinois...mmm,mmm,mmm.

Posted by: BignJames at March 22, 2017 01:10 PM (x9c8r)

70 what Jack Sock said. arguably the altered language was an attempt to *protect* the new boss from the leftover DC nomenklatura. a misguided one perhaps.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 22, 2017 01:11 PM (Ynlay)

71 Cold Civil War.

Posted by: simplemind at March 22, 2017 01:11 PM (xVRrG)

72 Pakistanis are referred to as Asians in the UK. So it's legit for a Daily Mail article to say he's Asian.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 22, 2017 01:11 PM (Cf+T3)

73 69 Well all righty then, some folks want to make Obama's bday a state holiday in Illinois...mmm,mmm,mmm.
Posted by: BignJames at March 22, 2017 01:10 PM (x9c8r)

===================

Do it.

Make the hinterlands of Illinois want to split from Chicago even more.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 22, 2017 01:11 PM (mC1ZI)

74 25 You know who I mostly blame? The so-called journalists.

They are the key linchpin in this subversion. They are also blatant propagandists who substitute their own personal political predictions for the truth.

They all need to burn in hell.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2017 01:05 PM (OFxPz)



When my local paper called up peddling subscriptions, I would tell them just that and hang up.

For a while I noticed their online comments section was getting bombarded with "you are so full of **it" comments, and I threw in a lot of my own, but they screen that now.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 22, 2017 01:11 PM (ujg0T)

75 >>Read the article.. Some really dirty tricks were done including forcing the Trump administration to pay out huge sums of money for "vacation" time which left no money to hire people needed... For example Flynn could only hire 22 in an area where obama had over 400...


Then as I said, go without until you can afford to backfill. If he is going to drain the swamp he is going to have to get used to operating with less than optimal headcount as people in the private sector do every damn day.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2017 01:11 PM (/tuJf)

76 Why the hell is Trump not cleaning house?
----------

Art of War, baby.

Posted by: Mega at March 22, 2017 01:11 PM (S3q0Y)

77 If Pakistanis and Indians are "Asians" then guess we can call Far East Asians "Orientals"

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 22, 2017 01:11 PM (Om16U)

78 72 Pakistanis are referred to as Asians in the UK. So it's legit for a Daily Mail article to say he's Asian.

Got it...

Posted by: It's Me donna at March 22, 2017 01:11 PM (O2RFr)

79 More leakage than my Depends. A thin gruel just ran down my leg.

Posted by: Hillary 2020! at March 22, 2017 01:12 PM (bc2Lc)

80 Firing offenses.

More like "criminal offenses".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 22, 2017 01:12 PM (zc3Db)

81 Fire them!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2017 01:12 PM (fDdVG)

82 Cold Civil War.


Pretty much.

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2017 01:12 PM (qUNWi)

83 So it's legit for a Daily Mail article to say he's Asian.
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 22, 2017 01:11 PM (Cf+T3)
_____________________



and damn convenient for the MFM here to just parrot that definition this time.

Posted by: IP at March 22, 2017 01:12 PM (hUtue)

84 >> If Pakistanis and Indians are "Asians" then guess we can call Far East Asians "Orientals"



Celestials.

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2017 01:12 PM (4/95V)

85
More like "criminal offenses".

Hangin' offenses...

Posted by: It's Me donna at March 22, 2017 01:12 PM (O2RFr)

86 Well all righty then, some folks want to make Obama's bday a state holiday in Illinois...mmm,mmm,mmm.

Posted by: BignJames at March 22, 2017 01:10 PM (x9c8r)




They also want to rename I 55 (the Stevenson Expressway) the Barry Obama Expressway

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2017 01:12 PM (493sH)

87 I am in favor of something a commenter here posted:

Build a gallows in DC with spaces for several nooses. Don't say anything about it.

Posted by: notsothoreau at March 22, 2017 01:12 PM (5HBd1)

88 I pray PT and his cabinet fire a 100 people today. at least.

Posted by: booknlass at March 22, 2017 01:13 PM (8mO0Q)

89 Ho Lee Phuc, people - "Asian" is how Brits describe people from India, Pakistan etc.

Posted by: josephistan at March 22, 2017 01:13 PM (7HtZB)

90 For a while I noticed their online comments section was getting bombarded with "you are so full of **it" comments, and I threw in a lot of my own, but they screen that now.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 22, 2017 01:11 PM (ujg0T)

Ours just closed their comment section. It was really decent and polite, too, but too many people were able to correct them on every single story. They couldn't have that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 22, 2017 01:13 PM (/f1mm)

91 "Asian" is short for "Muslim Invasian".

Posted by: Mega at March 22, 2017 01:13 PM (S3q0Y)

92 Fire them all

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at March 22, 2017 01:13 PM (nDcc3)

93 68 VW was fined billions for "cheating" an EPA test.

What would happen to an individual who was altering language of those same EPA regs to make them more suitable to their own personal preferences? Heck, you can get in deep trouble with huge fines and jail time for manipulating data at a county water treatment plant in Podunk, Everytown.

This really does seem like an opportunity to make an example of some people.
Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 22, 2017 01:10 PM (/f1mm)

I couldn't give a shit that VW tried to game the EPA's bullshit emissions or fuel efficiency standards or whatever it was. It's too bad they got caught. CAFE and all that is a bunch of utopian anti-scientific anti-market unicorn fart fairy dust horseshit.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 22, 2017 01:13 PM (0mRoj)

94 If Pakistanis and Indians are "Asians" then guess we can call Far East Asians "Orientals"

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 22, 2017 01:11 PM (Om16U)


"Orientals" has always been, and remains, the correct term. "Asians" is nearly meaningless ... and, obviously, meant to be so.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 22, 2017 01:13 PM (zc3Db)

95 87 I am in favor of something a commenter here posted:

Build a gallows in DC with spaces for several nooses. Don't say anything about it.
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 22, 2017 01:12 PM (5HBd1)

=================

Is a guillotine instead a step too far?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 22, 2017 01:13 PM (mC1ZI)

96 I hope Trump doesn't get so fed up that he says"To hell with this c**; I'm just going to enjoy my money and family in peace."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2017 01:14 PM (fDdVG)

97 it exists!

http://preview.tinyurl.com/n6t8u78

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 22, 2017 01:14 PM (Om16U)

98 The ubama appointees and affirmative action hires were put in those positions to sabotage America. That they try to damage President Trump ain't nothing but pure gravy as far as soros/shaitan/ubama is concerned.

Posted by: Eromero at March 22, 2017 01:14 PM (zLDYs)

99 TrumpCamps. Now more than ever.




You know, if there really were camps, there wouldn't be any questions about "how do we get rid of them?"

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2017 01:14 PM (Uohrc)

100 These quislings may not be fireable. However, they should at least be transferred to Guam, into an office with no phones, no AC and no windows, size of a broom closet. Should be able to get five or six of them in there at a time.

Posted by: simplemind at March 22, 2017 01:14 PM (xVRrG)

101 94
"Orientals" has always been, and remains, the correct term. "Asians" is nearly meaningless ... and, obviously, meant to be so.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 22, 2017 01:13 PM (zc3Db)

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Eastern Russians, Mongolians, Pakistanis, Indians, Chinese, Vietnamese.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 22, 2017 01:14 PM (mC1ZI)

102 What does the UK style guide say to call the Chinese?

Sinoids? Manchurians? Opium Addicts?

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 22, 2017 01:14 PM (oZ6kz)

103 If Pakistanis and Indians are "Asians" then guess we can call Far East Asians "Orientals"


Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 22, 2017 01:11 PM (Om16U)
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Yes, indeed. But 'Orientalism' referred mostly to Middle Eastern related things.

Posted by: Undocumented at March 22, 2017 01:15 PM (SsblQ)

104 Ho Lee Phuc, people - "Asian" is how Brits describe people from India, Pakistan etc.

Posted by: josephistan at March 22, 2017 01:13 PM (7HtZB)


As India is the sub-continent, Indians should be referred to as "sub-Asians", if anything.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 22, 2017 01:15 PM (zc3Db)

105 Makes the Clinton crew's removal of "W" keys from keyboards look like innocent fun.

Posted by: kathysaysso at March 22, 2017 01:15 PM (43OZ6)

106 Liberals have no honor, and should not be treated with any. They are like rabid animals. They behave in predictible ways, like rabid dogs, and they need to be treated as such.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 22, 2017 01:15 PM (W8bn5)

107
Eastern Russians, Mongolians, Pakistanis, Indians, Chinese, Vietnamese.

Lets just say it's safe to say the perp was not Amish...

Posted by: It's Me donna at March 22, 2017 01:15 PM (O2RFr)

108 'Terrorism'? No way. This was a Multi-Cultural Celebration of Brussels Anniversary. Road Rage. A Ginsu Knife Sales Promo Gone Wrong. Speaking Truth to Parliament. An Acceptable Level of #Resistance.

And We'll Never Know the Motive(tm).

Posted by: B. Hussein Double-O bama, on Her Majesty's Secret Service at March 22, 2017 01:15 PM (M5kLA)

109 Remember when Hillary--un-elected at the time (and who will never be President)--fired the entire White House travel office for the sole purpose of giving the crone's cronies a job?


Posted by: RoyalOil at March 22, 2017 01:15 PM (ZQpd0)

110 Yes, indeed. But 'Orientalism' referred mostly to Middle Eastern related things.

Posted by: Undocumented at March 22, 2017 01:15 PM (SsblQ)


Not in America.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 22, 2017 01:15 PM (zc3Db)

111 'Leave Behinds' doing sabotage, as planned.

Firing them is a bare minimum.

I say we kick it up a level, try them for treason and deport them to Saudi Arabia.

If that doesn't work, there's level 3...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 22, 2017 01:15 PM (zsHGH)

112 this is what an Asian looks like

Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at March 22, 2017 01:16 PM (55//3)

113 I really hope they know who these asshats are. I really do.
Revoke clearances.
Ostracize.
Investigate criminal charges.
Terminate employment.
All very publically.
Make it hurt.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 22, 2017 01:16 PM (0tfLf)

114 China = Middle Kingdom making it the true Middle East!

Posted by: MiniTru at March 22, 2017 01:16 PM (Om16U)

115 yeah, Oriental implied Persia to the 19th and early 20th century stuff I read. Clark Ashton Smith ftw

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 22, 2017 01:16 PM (Ynlay)

116 >>You know, if there really were camps, there wouldn't be any questions about "how do we get rid of them?" Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2017 01:14 PM (Uohrc)

Yep. These problems have a way of resolving on their own. Think rats in a barrel--you just have to provide the barrel.

And the pay-per-view.

Posted by: General Zod at March 22, 2017 01:16 PM (Bdeb0)

117 Well all righty then, some folks want to make Obama's bday a state holiday in Illinois...mmm,mmm,mmm.

Posted by: BignJames at March 22, 2017 01:10 PM (x9c8r)


No, that got shot down.

And one GOP rep said that he didn't think Obama would, in light of economic bad times, want another paid holiday added to the state's budget.

I expect the denunciations of his "racism" have already begun.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 22, 2017 01:16 PM (X6fMO)

118 Is anyone here surprised?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2017 01:16 PM (NOIQH)

119 If they are political appointees they needs to be handed the contents of their desk and shown the door. If they are civil service they need to be shunted to the basement and cut out of the loop. Either way, they all need to be given a wedgie and a swirlie by large men.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 22, 2017 01:17 PM (RD7QR)

120 Is a guillotine instead a step too far?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Nope, that's an option at level 3

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 22, 2017 01:17 PM (zsHGH)

121 "Orientals" has always been, and remains, the correct term. "Asians" is nearly meaningless ... and, obviously, meant to be so.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 22, 2017 01:13 PM (zc3Db)

That's my understanding.....see "wog".

Posted by: BignJames at March 22, 2017 01:17 PM (x9c8r)

122 Not in America.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 22, 2017 01:15 PM (zc3Db)
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True. That was 'Colonial'

Posted by: Undocumented at March 22, 2017 01:17 PM (SsblQ)

123 They also want to rename I 55 (the Stevenson Expressway) the Barry Obama Expressway

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2017 01:12 PM (493sH)

somebody should tell PT to cut them off infrastructure money if they do that

Posted by: runner at March 22, 2017 01:17 PM (c6/9Q)

124 Oh wow, I stayed at the Westminster Plaza hotel that is just at the end of that bridge a few years ago, my sister and I walked across that bridge several times.... To be honest I didn't care for London and decided I had no desire to ever go back. This pretty much seals the deal.

Posted by: Molly k. at March 22, 2017 01:17 PM (9H4KE)

125 I think this is yet another example of why our government is failing. We created protection for journalists both as regards not revealing their sources and with the "actual malice" perjury standard on the assumption that they would act in good faith but they do not act in good faith. We created life time tenure for judges on the assumption that they would act in good faith but they do not act in good faith. We abolished political patronage for civil service jobs on the assumption they would act in good faith but they do not act in good faith.

The examples go on and on.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 22, 2017 01:17 PM (Nwg0u)

126 Japan = Land of the Rising Sun and as we all know the sun rises in the East therefore the Japanese are Easterners

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 22, 2017 01:17 PM (Om16U)

127 What are we outraged about today?

Just one of these days, I'd like the opposition to be doing most of the outraging.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 22, 2017 01:18 PM (TOk1P)

128 Imagine, if you will, the screaming and rending of clothes by the MFM if Boosh had goons in place doing this to TFG.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2017 01:18 PM (PY9jH)

129 asian, right? That british press evasion is .. wow.


That's not evasion, that's just Brit. Indians and Pakis are South Asian, the Brits can usually leave the "south" off because it's understood.

***

it's an evasion.

Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at March 22, 2017 01:18 PM (55//3)

130 127 What are we outraged about today?

Just one of these days, I'd like the opposition to be doing most of the outraging.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 22, 2017 01:18 PM (TOk1P)

==================

I don't get outraged by much.

Life is nice.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 22, 2017 01:18 PM (mC1ZI)

131 I assume/hope Trump and inner circle have been strategizing how to deal with this problem since the outset.


Changing the language of an EO is pretty damn audacious.


And steps other than firing can be taken to isolate, weaken, and immiserate the cretinous lifers who pull this kind of s**t.


Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2017 01:18 PM (QDnY+)

132 They also want to rename I 55 (the Stevenson Expressway) the Barry Obama Expressway

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2017 01:12 PM (493sH)
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Compromise: Rename the 'Damn' Ryan

Posted by: Undocumented at March 22, 2017 01:19 PM (SsblQ)

133 32
It's very hard to fire the career bureaucrats. They know that unless they are caught, it won't happen.
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Or a great argument for, "we can't tell who it was because it was deliberately and intentionally obscured but, we know which department is was--so we are firing them all."

Also, I think Trump is about to end the known truth that you can't fire government workers.

Posted by: RoyalOil at March 22, 2017 01:19 PM (ZQpd0)

134 they are so entrenched they are not afraid of anything, and the animosity against Trump from his own party did not go unnoticed

Posted by: runner at March 22, 2017 01:19 PM (c6/9Q)

135 "Why are those people still there?"

The Obama stay-behinds are bad. The people actually being hired by Trump are often every bit as bad.

Look at Dina Powell, for instance. The woman is career GOP establishment (got her start working for those rock-ribbed conservatives Kay Bailey Hutchison and Dick Armey). Leavened with a heaping helping of Goldman Sachs vampire squid sauce.

Powell appears to be yet another example of the baleful hiring influence exerted by Ivanka.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 22, 2017 01:19 PM (noWW6)

136 Shep tells us the knife looks like a kitchen knife, to him.

And off goes the TV.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2017 01:19 PM (PY9jH)

137 It is going to take a while to get up to speed with vainglorious fools trying to hold him back.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Spring Sale! Get Your Vernal Vituperations at the Outrage Outlet! at March 22, 2017 01:20 PM (hLRSq)

138 Seriously, what do the Brits call the Chinese?

Ching-chong mahjong?

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 22, 2017 01:20 PM (Om16U)

139 Japan = Land of the Rising Sun and as we all know the sun rises in the East therefore the Japanese are Easterners

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 22, 2017 01:17 PM (Om16U)


Anyone trying to orient themselves by this logic, if they got it right it would be purely occidental.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 22, 2017 01:20 PM (TOk1P)

140 Turkish President Tayyip Erdogan said on Wednesday that Europeans across
the world would not be able to walk safely on the streets if they kept
up their current attitude."


I don't think Erdogan realizes what attitude will replace the current one. Be careful what you wish for.

Posted by: Max Power at March 22, 2017 01:20 PM (q177U)

141 "Additionally, the previous administration permitted staff to accrue substantial amounts of vacation time in its last year in office. As soon as team Trump entered the White House, it was obligated to pay out all of these hours. White House sources say the cost was in the millions of dollars."

Of course. The article gets into the millions in cost and extended consequences of not being able to hire necessary personnel so they could pay people who were not there extra money.

After the burning times have come and gone, I demand that all forms of paid time off be declared illegal.

Yeah, people need a break from work. I've got no problem with that but, by definition, that is not working. You are producing nothing and are, therefore, of no value. If you are not producing anything, precisely what are you being paid for?

In better times, managing your time, taking care of yourself, and working for years without taking time off was a source of pride for an individual and often rewarded by employers. Now, we incentivize and reward sloth and condemn dedication and initiative.

Posted by: Damiano at March 22, 2017 01:20 PM (n3oGs)

142 I'm almost more outraged Trump hasn't fired EVERY single Obama holdover.

There are all sorts of positions that nobody questions he has a right to fire that he hasn't yet.

If he doesn't take this seriously, I guess he deserves to be undermined at every opportunity.

Posted by: Maritime at March 22, 2017 01:20 PM (9cYRJ)

143 The latest target, Gorka, has been falsely accused of being a Nazi sympathizer and an Islamophobe. The campaign against Flynn unfolded in a similar manner and sources who spoke to the Free Beacon about the matter speculated that these leaks will continue.

***************

I don't know.

1. if you're not an islamaphobe, you shouldn't be in the white house admin.

2. We voted for super mega hitler plus extra hate...so why would I be upset at gorka?

Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at March 22, 2017 01:20 PM (55//3)

144 Cold Civil War.



Posted by: simplemind at March 22, 2017 01:11 PM (xVRrG)


At this point..a damn shame.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 22, 2017 01:20 PM (aMlLZ)

145 The dead-ender insistence that British English has no variations in usage from American English is getting to be funny.


Pathetic, but funny.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2017 01:21 PM (QDnY+)

146 Only proper response is to take hostages. Let's start with 12 Democratic Senators and ram through Ocare repeal and tax cuts.
Shucks, throw in a Supremes confirmation. Go whole hog.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 22, 2017 01:21 PM (FtrY1)

147 And steps other than firing can be taken to isolate, weaken, and immiserate the cretinous lifers who pull this kind of s**t.
=================
Its a cold civil war.

PDJT needs to respond; regardless, it will escalate.



Posted by: simplemind at March 22, 2017 01:21 PM (xVRrG)

148 I honestly think that I could do Shemp Smith's job.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 22, 2017 01:21 PM (qJhUV)

149 >> Shep tells us the knife looks like a kitchen knife, to him.


Rookie mistake.

You want a bat'leth for multiple attacker, hand to hand combat.

Posted by: Michele Obama's Landing Strip at March 22, 2017 01:21 PM (4/95V)

150 Pink Slip Blizzard. It's the only way.

Posted by: Dang at March 22, 2017 01:21 PM (8b+oT)

151 And by firing you mean firing squads right? Please tell me we can start shooting these people now or are we going to have to wait until after the next 9/11? If that is the case can we form angry mobs and just hang them?

Posted by: southdakotaboy at March 22, 2017 01:22 PM (JaJ3u)

152 it's hard to fire "burrowed" political hires (like the muz gal who demoted herself to secretary to stay in white house)...

BUT

it's not hard to transfer them. Just set up an office in a warehouse in dankest SE DC and put these stooges to work in those offices. And by work, I mean, an internet-less job like reorganizing old library cards. Yeah, find an old library with old ass library cards and have them rearrange them each day.

Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at March 22, 2017 01:22 PM (55//3)

153 Instead of firing these guys, PDT should reassign them to the camps.
Inside the camps.

*whaddya mean there are no death camps? I demand a refund!*

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 22, 2017 01:22 PM (Om16U)

154 Grab their ta tas. Works for me.

Posted by: Milki Agarwala at March 22, 2017 01:22 PM (GX63o)

155 Posted by: BurtTC at March 22, 2017 01:18 PM (TOk1P)

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I don't get outraged by much.

Life is nice.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 22, 2017 01:18 PM (mC1ZI)


My eyeballs/brain transposed that at first to read "Lice is nife (knife)."

Posted by: BurtTC at March 22, 2017 01:22 PM (TOk1P)

156 Someone needs to hook Comey up to a Voight-Kampff test. I'm convinced he's a replicant.

Posted by: General Zod at March 22, 2017 01:22 PM (Bdeb0)

157 I honestly think that I could do Shemp Smith's job.


Posted by: tu3031
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Let me see your "dismay" look.

Posted by: Dang at March 22, 2017 01:22 PM (8b+oT)

158 My mother's chinese. I don't appreciate being lumped in with Paki terrorists shits.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 22, 2017 01:22 PM (W8bn5)

159 I honestly think that I could do Shemp Smith's job.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 22, 2017 01:21 PM (qJhUV)

You can lift that much make-up? Strong.

Posted by: BignJames at March 22, 2017 01:22 PM (x9c8r)

160 Edward Said, a Palestinian professor at Columbia (now who went to Columbia .. hmmm) wrote a pretty famous book called Orientalism which was a damning review of western colonialism in the Middle East, North Africa and Asia. In other words, Muslims.

Everyone knows what is happening. It's just the left's endless attempt to obscure reality by twisting language.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2017 01:23 PM (/tuJf)

161 I hope Trump doesn't get so fed up that he says"To hell with this c**; I'm just going to enjoy my money and family in peace."
---------

He could have done that a long time ago. He wants to be the best president. Next to Lincoln. His words. I believe him.

Posted by: Mega at March 22, 2017 01:23 PM (S3q0Y)

162 Or a great argument for, "we can't tell who it was because it was deliberately and intentionally obscured but, we know which department is was--so we are firing them all."

Also, I think Trump is about to end the known truth that you can't fire government workers.
Posted by: RoyalOil

_____

This is the strategy I would employ.

Also, even if Trump fires someone that the Supreme Court says he can't (doubtful in my opinion) that takes years of litigation and at worst fines. big deal, it's worth it to get these people out of there

Posted by: Maritime at March 22, 2017 01:23 PM (9cYRJ)

163 I honestly think that I could do Shemp Smith's job.

How's your swooning?

Posted by: It's Me donna at March 22, 2017 01:23 PM (O2RFr)

164 it's not hard to transfer them. Just set up an office in a warehouse in dankest SE DC and put these stooges to work in those offices. And by work, I mean, an internet-less job like reorganizing old library cards. Yeah, find an old library with old ass library cards and have them rearrange them each day.

Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at March 22, 2017 01:22 PM (55//3)



And take their red staplers from them too

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2017 01:23 PM (493sH)

165 How is this not sedition and treason again? Why are these people not tried in a military/criminal court with the penality being death?

This crap won't stop until the maxium punishments and consquences are dealt.

Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 22, 2017 01:23 PM (MwiFE)

166 One of my brothers quit his supervisory gubmint job and went to the private sector because he wasn't allowed to let people go, ever, for any reason and he got fed up with it.

It ain't easy dislodging the scum.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at March 22, 2017 01:23 PM (ul9CR)

167 They also want to rename I 55 (the Stevenson Expressway) the Barry Obama Expressway
............

And add a toll booth every 1/2 mile?

Posted by: wth at March 22, 2017 01:23 PM (HgMAr)

168 155
My eyeballs/brain transposed that at first to read "Lice is nife (knife)."
Posted by: BurtTC at March 22, 2017 01:22 PM (TOk1P)

===============

Only when feeling stabby.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 22, 2017 01:24 PM (mC1ZI)

169 I am assuming they have been fired? Or maybe not since the article indicates this is still a problem.



If they haven't been fired yet, they need to be fired... preferably out of a cannon.

Posted by: redbanzai at March 22, 2017 01:24 PM (qf8IB)

170 "Orientals" has always been, and remains, the correct term. "Asians" is nearly meaningless ... and, obviously, meant to be so.


Oriental started out meaning "everything on that side of the Bosphorous", which isn't very descriptive.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 22, 2017 01:24 PM (gIRsn)

171 >>I honestly think that I could do Shemp Smith's job.

What size clogs do you wear?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2017 01:24 PM (/tuJf)

172 Instead of firing these guys, PDT should reassign them to the camps.
Inside the camps.

*whaddya mean there are no death camps? I demand a refund!*

*********

Right?

I want islamphobic super nazis because that's what the press promised me.

Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at March 22, 2017 01:24 PM (55//3)

173 I honestly think that I could do Shemp Smith's job.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 22, 2017 01:21 PM (qJhUV)
...............

How far apart are your eyes?

Posted by: wth at March 22, 2017 01:25 PM (HgMAr)

174 Time to bring in Major Hochstetter.


"Vat is dis man still doingk here?"

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 22, 2017 01:25 PM (JO9+V)

175 So do I buy an Oriental rug at a middle eastern bazar or from a Chinese shop?

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 22, 2017 01:25 PM (fgzLM)

176 There is an easy way to fix this, you might have heard of it, called the pink slip.

My initial assumption is that the people involved knew how to cover their tracks, and it's much easier said than done to just fire all the holdovers in the executive branch.
I find all of this completely unsurprising. When you campaign on draining the swamp, you should expect the swamp to fight back.
I do think the first action Trump should have taken upon assuming office was to extraordinarily render Ben Rhodes.

Posted by: gewa76 at March 22, 2017 01:25 PM (B6OKy)

177 "I honestly think that I could do Shemp Smith's job."

Do you make little old ladies get all fluttery and start cooing?

That's apparently why the Murdochs keep Smith on at Fox.

His audience numbers with the blue-haired granny-panties demographic are absolutely through the roof. As for why?

I mean, Liberace could at least play an instrument.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 22, 2017 01:25 PM (noWW6)

178 Ben Rhodes and Colin Kahl belong in prison.

Posted by: Pancake at March 22, 2017 01:26 PM (LPFcl)

179 I'm almost more outraged Trump hasn't fired EVERY single Obama holdover.

There are all sorts of positions that nobody questions he has a right to fire that he hasn't yet.

If he doesn't take this seriously, I guess he deserves to be undermined at every opportunity.

Posted by: Maritime at March 22, 2017 01:20 PM (9cYRJ)


I suspect it just takes time. Hiring for these positions, no matter how trivial, involves all sorts of security checks, and since most likely if the incumbents in these positions are civil service career personnel, they have to be transferred, not fired.

Unless there's cause. Which there may be now, but until then, they sit there until their replacements are hired.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 22, 2017 01:26 PM (TOk1P)

180 Gladiatorial combat in the old astrodome would be amusing if any of them want to live.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at March 22, 2017 01:26 PM (TUzCS)

181 >>>and the animosity against Trump from his own party did not go unnoticed

This bears repeating.

Posted by: Max Power at March 22, 2017 01:26 PM (q177U)

182 >>extraordinarily render Ben Rhodes. Posted by: gewa76 at March 22, 2017 01:25 PM (B6OKy)

In the Nantucket whaler sense. Soylent Green is Ben Rhodes!

Posted by: General Zod at March 22, 2017 01:26 PM (Bdeb0)

183 Fire them, name them, charge them, pull any accrued benefits, make them miserable.

Posted by: DanMan at March 22, 2017 01:26 PM (XTiHL)

184 PDT needs to hire good Christians who are loyal to him to fill the jobs.

End of story.

Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 22, 2017 01:27 PM (MwiFE)

185 99 TrumpCamps. Now more than ever.


I have said it before and I will say it again: What is needed is a clean and sober Tailgunner Joe for the 21st century, HUAC hearings revived.

There really IS a 5th column at home.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 22, 2017 01:27 PM (ujg0T)

186 I did something mean today.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 22, 2017 01:27 PM (Om16U)

187 179
I suspect it just takes time. Hiring for these positions, no matter how trivial, involves all sorts of security checks, and since most likely if the incumbents in these positions are civil service career personnel, they have to be transferred, not fired.

Unless there's cause. Which there may be now, but until then, they sit there until their replacements are hired.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 22, 2017 01:26 PM (TOk1P)

=================

Does anyone know about the civil service reforms under Hayes?

I just think it might prove to be a useful historical parallel, but I don't know anything about it except that it existed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 22, 2017 01:27 PM (mC1ZI)

188 I do think the first action Trump should have taken upon assuming office was to extraordinarily render Ben Rhodes.




Just like rendering hog fat?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2017 01:27 PM (Uohrc)

189 I mean, Liberace could at least play an instrument.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 22, 2017 01:25 PM (noWW6)

Shep can play an organ.

Posted by: BignJames at March 22, 2017 01:27 PM (x9c8r)

190 100 These quislings may not be fireable. However, they should at least be transferred to Guam, into an office with no phones, no AC and no windows, size of a broom closet. Should be able to get five or six of them in there at a time.

Posted by: simplemind at March 22, 2017 01:14 PM (xVRrG)


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Nah. Send them to Nome, AK with tents, and tell them to count every single caribou north of the arctic circle.

Posted by: Soona at March 22, 2017 01:27 PM (Fmupd)

191 Do you make little old ladies get all fluttery and start cooing?

That's apparently why the Murdochs keep Smith on at Fox.

His audience numbers with the blue-haired granny-panties demographic are absolutely through the roof. As for why?

I mean, Liberace could at least play an instrument.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 22, 2017 01:25 PM (noWW6)



Shemp practices a lot on the skin flute

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2017 01:28 PM (493sH)

192 Only proper response is to take hostages. Let's start with 12 Democratic Senators and ram through Ocare repeal and tax cuts.
Shucks, throw in a Supremes confirmation. Go whole hog.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew


Not necessary. Someone just needs to have a talk with Sen. Donatello from KY.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 22, 2017 01:28 PM (W8bn5)

193 and by super mega nazis with extra hate, they and I mean "a politician with slightly right of center positions who won't sell out America because of unsupported guilt and anti-american hatred"

which is, according to my history books, like the entire prose of m3in k@mpf

Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at March 22, 2017 01:28 PM (55//3)

194 My eyeballs/brain transposed that at first to read "Lice is nife (knife)."
Posted by: BurtTC at March 22, 2017 01:22 PM (TOk1P)

===============

Only when feeling stabby.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 22, 2017 01:24 PM (mC1ZI)


My sensei always says if I learn enough disciprine to be able to stab lice (rice?), I will no longer have the need to do so.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 22, 2017 01:28 PM (TOk1P)

195 Unless there's cause. Which there may be now, but until then, they sit there until their replacements are hired.
====================
I have a sneaking suspicion that none of these Jobs are critical. In fact, they could likely all be eliminated outright.

The entire government shuts down every weekend and the world keeps turning.

Posted by: simplemind at March 22, 2017 01:29 PM (xVRrG)

196 Where does Asia stop? Hawaii? Guam? San Francisco?

Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 22, 2017 01:29 PM (MwiFE)

197 I don't think the resistance looked at their calendars, trumps gonna be potus for 4 years. This shit will die down in a month. And PDT will be more pissed at left than ever.

Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at March 22, 2017 01:29 PM (55//3)

198 Make them all say the Pledge of Allegiance and say "radical Islamic terrorists are braindead cowards" every day.

Weed the rats out.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 22, 2017 01:29 PM (4AVeu)

199 Drudge has a picture of one very Middle Eastern looking Asian man.

Posted by: Ktgreat at March 22, 2017 01:04 PM (vK1iB)
.............

No way a Hawaiian would do this.

Posted by: Barry Soetoro - AA, BFD at March 22, 2017 01:29 PM (HgMAr)

200 >>This bears repeating.


Once you go Ursine...

Posted by: Leonardo DiCaprio at March 22, 2017 01:30 PM (4/95V)

201 fun etymology:

Orient comes from "orin" "to rise" and also means "east."

This is because the sun rises in the east.

To "Orient yourself" means, literally, to turn to the east in the morning to see where the sun is rising from, so that you can figure out the other major compass directions.

Oriental refers to the eastern part of the sky.

Occidental refers to the western part of the sky, where the sun sets.



Posted by: ace at March 22, 2017 01:30 PM (8rNrN)

202 My dream -- and I think you will share it too -- is that the GOP gets a filibuster-proof majority in '18 and, in an unusually vertebrate moment, passes massive civil service reform, including making it much, much easier to discipline and fire bureaucrats. Join hands and wish for this nirvana, won't you?

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 22, 2017 01:30 PM (RD7QR)

203 to be very politically incorrect, slanty not swarthy when it comes to "Asian".

Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at March 22, 2017 01:30 PM (55//3)

204 The "accrued vacation time" landmine explains why all the lefties were passing about some obviously phony story about how Trump has spent more on vacations than Obama.

When I saw that, I thought there was no damned way that made any sense--now I know.

And--holy shit!--was it planned out in advance.

Posted by: RoyalOil at March 22, 2017 01:30 PM (ZQpd0)

205 Nah. Send them to Nome, AK with tents, and tell them to count every single caribou north of the arctic circle.
============
Oh good call.

Rub the tents with uncooked bacon and let the grizzly's solve the problem.

Posted by: simplemind at March 22, 2017 01:30 PM (xVRrG)

206 >>I mean, Liberace could at least play an instrument.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 22, 2017 01:25 PM (noWW6)

Useful observation. In fact, Liberace will be played, nonstop, from the TrumpCamp loudspeakers at dawn, just prior to gruel.

Posted by: General Zod at March 22, 2017 01:30 PM (Bdeb0)

207 Where does Asia stop? Hawaii? Guam? San Francisco?

Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 22, 2017 01:29 PM (MwiFE)

Somewhere short of Australia.

Posted by: BignJames at March 22, 2017 01:31 PM (x9c8r)

208 Well the thing I find the most troublesome is that the Obama Administration forced the payout of millions so that the Trump The National Security team could only be staffed with 22 people as opposed to the 400 or so that Obama's NSA had.

Posted by: Holmes at March 22, 2017 01:31 PM (fi5nC)

209 i find it hard to believe that this isn't illegal to change Presidential Eos without the expressed permission of the President,

as in go to prison, forfeit your pension illegal.

If so, they need to be charged as soon as possible,

and all the Reps and Trumps people then need to start asking...

"What did former President Obama know and when did he know it?

every single time they're in front of the MSM.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 22, 2017 01:31 PM (vZ9Fw)

210 Rub the tents with uncooked bacon and let the grizzly's solve the problem.

Posted by: simplemind at March 22, 2017 01:30 PM (xVRrG)
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And the blowback begins...

Posted by: Undocumented at March 22, 2017 01:31 PM (SsblQ)

211 >> I did something mean today.


You get a Gold Star.

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2017 01:31 PM (4/95V)

212 This bears repeating.


Once you go Ursine...




You poop in the woods?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2017 01:31 PM (Uohrc)

213 202 My dream -- and I think you will share it too -- is that the GOP gets a filibuster-proof majority in '18 and, in an unusually vertebrate moment, passes massive civil service reform, including making it much, much easier to discipline and fire bureaucrats. Join hands and wish for this nirvana, won't you?
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 22, 2017 01:30 PM (RD7QR)

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That would be nice...

*sighs deeply and looks longingly to the future*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 22, 2017 01:31 PM (mC1ZI)

214 190 100 These quislings may not be fireable. However, they should at least be transferred to Guam, into an office with no phones, no AC and no windows, size of a broom closet. Should be able to get five or six of them in there at a time.

Posted by: simplemind at March 22, 2017 01:14 PM (xVRrG)


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Nah. Send them to Nome, AK with tents, and tell them to count every single caribou north of the arctic circle.
Posted by: Soona at March 22, 2017 01:27 PM (Fmupd)

Oh, it's calving season, you say? Guess you'd better start recounting!

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 22, 2017 01:32 PM (RD7QR)

215 My neighbor used to call them panheads all the time. Which I always wondered why but thought it was bizarre Maybe we should start using that

Posted by: Big swingin Al at March 22, 2017 01:32 PM (eQGeR)

216 196 Where does Asia stop? Hawaii? Guam? San Francisco?
______________________________

The 7-Line to Flushing, Queens.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 22, 2017 01:32 PM (4AVeu)

217 Unless there's cause. Which there may be now, but until then, they sit there until their replacements are hired.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 22, 2017 01:26 PM


And even then, the bloody unions will make you spend at least a year in court.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2017 01:32 PM (p+Wdc)

218 >>> Look at Dina Powell, for instance. The woman is career GOP establishment (got her start working for those rock-ribbed conservatives Kay Bailey Hutchison and Dick Armey). Leavened with a heaping helping of Goldman Sachs vampire squid sauce.
.....

I remember when Reince Preibus was regarded with nothing but disgust and contempt. Now, blessed by the scalp weasel, he's supposed to be some conservative hero.

Of course, the excuse is that "these people know how stuff works". Suggest that is a bug, not a feature and you are called naive.

I see absolutely no value in retaining people who "know how things work in DC". If no one knew how to do anything and nothing got done at all for the next 4 years, I'd consider it glorious.

Of course, I have absolutely no heart and couldn't not care less if everyone getting a govement check is reduced to eating cat food and dying in the streets. Yeah, grandma depends on social security, Medicare, etc. I don't care. Instead of being a govement dependent, she should be the responsibility of herself or her family. Failing that, she can seek assistance from a local charity and neighbors. There is absolutely zero justification for government to be involved.

Posted by: Damiano at March 22, 2017 01:32 PM (n3oGs)

219 130 127 What are we outraged about today?

Just one of these days, I'd like the opposition to be doing most of the outraging.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 22, 2017 01:18 PM (TOk1P)

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I don't get outraged by much.

Life is nice.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 22, 2017 01:18 PM (mC1ZI)
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I admit sometimes it's easy for me to get outraged at what the media and the deep state is doing. I just have to pull back and get my attention on something else.

Like right now I'm listening to a Bill Burr podcast and laughing my ass off him talking about how much his shoulder hurts from a long car drive and being under stress because he hasn't been working out too much and he's getting dad bod.

Posted by: Independent George at March 22, 2017 01:33 PM (BDZWU)

220 My dream -- and I think you will share it too -- is that the GOP gets a filibuster-proof majority in '18 ... Join hands and wish for this nirvana, won't you?
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 22, 2017 01:30 PM (RD7QR)
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Don't join hands until after you send us our checks.

Posted by: GOP at March 22, 2017 01:33 PM (SsblQ)

221 219 I admit sometimes it's easy for me to get outraged at what the media and the deep state is doing. I just have to pull back and get my attention on something else.

Like right now I'm listening to a Bill Burr podcast and laughing my ass off him talking about how much his shoulder hurts from a long car drive and being under stress because he hasn't been working out too much and he's getting dad bod.
Posted by: Independent George at March 22, 2017 01:33 PM (BDZWU)

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I think of GAINZ! And Abraham Lincoln.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 22, 2017 01:33 PM (mC1ZI)

222 fun etymology:

Orient comes from "orin" "to rise" and also means "east."

This is because the sun rises in the east.

To "Orient yourself" means, literally, to turn to the east in the morning to see where the sun is rising from, so that you can figure out the other major compass directions.

Oriental refers to the eastern part of the sky.

Occidental refers to the western part of the sky, where the sun sets.

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2017 01:30 PM (8rNrN)


Thanks for ruining my upthread joke (#139).

Which no one laughed at.

I swear, this site doesn't deserve me.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 22, 2017 01:33 PM (TOk1P)

223 221 I admit sometimes it's easy for me to get outraged at what the media and the deep state is doing. I just have to pull back and get my attention on something else.

Like right now I'm listening to a Bill Burr podcast and laughing my ass off him talking about how much his shoulder hurts from a long car drive and being under stress because he hasn't been working out too much and he's getting dad bod.
Posted by: Independent George at March 22, 2017 01:33 PM (BDZWU)

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I think of GAINZ! And Abraham Lincoln.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 22, 2017 01:33 PM (mC1ZI)

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Also movies.

Damn, do I think a lot about movies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 22, 2017 01:34 PM (mC1ZI)

224 Is the bridge incident separate from the Parliament attack?

Posted by: Holmes at March 22, 2017 01:34 PM (fi5nC)

225 202
My dream -- and I think you will share it too -- is that the GOP gets a
filibuster-proof majority in '18 and, in an unusually vertebrate moment,
passes massive civil service reform, including making it much, much
easier to discipline and fire bureaucrats. Join hands and wish for this
nirvana, won't you?

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 22, 2017 01:30 PM (RD7QR)

The GOP who said they needed the House to start doing great things?Who then said they couldn't do great things because they need the Senate?Who then said they couldn't do great things because they need the WH?Who, despite having both houses and the WH, are still finding ways to avoid doing the great things they promised?That GOP?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 22, 2017 01:34 PM (jxbfJ)

226 if we get enough senators, start impeaching the judges...you know who.,

Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at March 22, 2017 01:34 PM (55//3)

227 fun etymology:

Orient comes from "orin" "to rise" and also means "east."

[snips]

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2017 01:30 PM (8rNrN)


Oh, that's cool.

In kind of old fashioned Krautish usage, the Orient is the "Morgenland" (morning land) and the Occident is the "Abendland" (evening land) because of where the sun rises and sts.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 22, 2017 01:34 PM (gIRsn)

228 I thought they were 'wogs'.

Posted by: Roland THTG at March 22, 2017 01:34 PM (QM5S2)

229 They also want to rename I 55 (the Stevenson Expressway) the Barry Obama Expressway

............
I vote the Elgin-O'Hare expressway. you know the one that goes to niether Elgin or O'Hare as being more appropriate.

Posted by: IP at March 22, 2017 01:34 PM (hUtue)

230 I don't know exactly how many people the President has the direct power to fire, but he should fire EVERYONE who worked under Obarky. Summarily. Regardless of experience or record.

At this point, the babies must be thrown out with the bathwater, because most of the babies are feral biters with AIDS.

Posted by: Hawaii at March 22, 2017 01:35 PM (S2VsH)

231 Oriental started out meaning "everything on that side of the Bosphorous", which isn't very descriptive.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 22, 2017 01:24 PM (gIRsn)


Yeah ... "always" was a stretch. I should have written "long" and "in America".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 22, 2017 01:35 PM (zc3Db)

232 >>202
My dream -- and I think you will share it too -- is that the GOP gets a
filibuster-proof majority Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 22, 2017 01:30 PM (RD7QR)

My dream--and I think you will share it too--is that Trump inform the GOP House and Senate membership that DC is actually Ceti Alpha 5, introduce them to its indigenous species, an introduction which will make them very susceptible to...suggestion.

Posted by: General Zod at March 22, 2017 01:35 PM (Bdeb0)

233 Maybe next time, we should elect a president who is famous for telling people, "You're fired."

Posted by: Joshua K. at March 22, 2017 01:35 PM (oCZ4e)

234 Ben Rhodes and Colin Kahl belong in prison.
Posted by: Pancake at March 22, 2017 01:26 PM (LPFcl)

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Ive often said that if those guys wanna play super secret spy games, then super secret spy rules say that they can just up and disappear.

Ben Rhodes in particular is playing with fucking fire.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 22, 2017 01:35 PM (8XRCm)

235 New EO -- Any person working within or for the executive branch of the government, due to the serious national security interests of the United States, is subject to immediate and non-reversible firing at the President's (or his designate's) discretion for any reason, with no appeals possible.

Shorter version -- You're terminated, fuckers.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 22, 2017 01:35 PM (xpfRn)

236 Off 50th state sock

Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 22, 2017 01:35 PM (S2VsH)

237 I thought they were 'wogs'.

Posted by: Roland THTG at March 22, 2017 01:34 PM (QM5S2)
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Only those of color.

Posted by: Undocumented at March 22, 2017 01:35 PM (SsblQ)

238 Who, despite having both houses and the WH, are still finding ways to avoid doing the great things they promised?That GOP?




Primary. Every. One.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2017 01:36 PM (Uohrc)

239 So Nunes says the trump Administration was under "surveillance " after the Nov. election possibly including Trump Himself and it was "legal" and not related to Russian Collusion? WTF does that mean?

Posted by: It's Me donna at March 22, 2017 01:36 PM (O2RFr)

240 I dunno, I think the remedy for a bureaucrat changing the language of an EO signed by the President needs to be a bit more forceful than a mere firing.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at March 22, 2017 01:36 PM (tVWQB)

241 I'm starting to be disappointed with trump. Maybe he's not as savvy as we're told.

Maybe he's playing some long game here, but in the here and now he seems to be getting outplayed by idiot democrats.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 22, 2017 01:36 PM (hsQf+)

242 ruh roh

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 22, 2017 01:36 PM (gIRsn)

243 I admit sometimes it's easy for me to get outraged at what the media and the deep state is doing. I just have to pull back and get my attention on something else.

Like right now I'm listening to a Bill Burr podcast and laughing my ass off him talking about how much his shoulder hurts from a long car drive and being under stress because he hasn't been working out too much and he's getting dad bod.
Posted by: Independent George at March 22, 2017 01:33 PM (BDZWU)

====================

I think of GAINZ! And Abraham Lincoln.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 22, 2017 01:33 PM (mC1ZI)

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Also movies.

Damn, do I think a lot about movies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 22, 2017 01:34 PM (mC1ZI)


I drink. Like a Kennedy.

Which explains a lot about my life, really.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 22, 2017 01:36 PM (X6fMO)

244 241 I'm starting to be disappointed with trump. Maybe he's not as savvy as we're told.

Maybe he's playing some long game here, but in the here and now he seems to be getting outplayed by idiot democrats.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 22, 2017 01:36 PM (hsQf+)

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He's been president for 2 months.

You know what Lincoln accomplished in 2 months? Not much.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 22, 2017 01:37 PM (mC1ZI)

245 197 I don't think the resistance looked at their calendars, trumps gonna be potus for 4 years.

They really think he won't last the 4 years due to their Impeachment due to Russian Hacking fetish.

Posted by: kallisto at March 22, 2017 01:37 PM (nNdYv)

246 I thought they were 'wogs'.


Wog = worthy oriental gentleman.

(getting my Victorian racist on)

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 22, 2017 01:37 PM (gIRsn)

247 Of course, the excuse is that "these people know how stuff works". Suggest that is a bug, not a feature and you are called naive.

I see absolutely no value in retaining people who "know how things work in DC". If no one knew how to do anything and nothing got done at all for the next 4 years, I'd consider it glorious.



As sleazy as LBJ was, the quote attributed to him, "Better to have some of them inside the tent, pissing out, than outside the tent, pissing in", applies here.

Speaking of Abe Lincoln mentioned earlier, he did appoint a lot of rivals to Cabinet posts, so if something went wrong, it was on them.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 22, 2017 01:37 PM (ujg0T)

248 So Nunes says the trump Administration was under "surveillance " after the Nov. election possibly including Trump Himself and it was "legal" and not related to Russian Collusion? WTF does that mean?

Posted by: It's Me donna at March 22, 2017 01:36 PM (O2RFr)
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That was all necessary because Trump went to dinner one night without notifying the press.

Posted by: Undocumented at March 22, 2017 01:37 PM (SsblQ)

249 These quislings may not be fireable. However, they should at least be
transferred to Guam, into an office with no phones, no AC and no
windows, size of a broom closet. Should be able to get five or six of
them in there at a time

That's what's done in the private sector when you can't unload anybody. We won't fire you but we'll make your working lives so fucking miserable that you'll fire yourselves.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 22, 2017 01:38 PM (qJhUV)

250 243 I drink. Like a Kennedy.

Which explains a lot about my life, really.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 22, 2017 01:36 PM (X6fMO)

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Just a Kennedy?

You should really step up your game. I drink like Hemingway for breakfast and Churchill for lunch.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 22, 2017 01:38 PM (mC1ZI)

251 Where does Asia stop? Hawaii? Guam? San Francisco?

Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 22, 2017 01:29 PM


Depends...which tour are you talking about?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2017 01:38 PM (p+Wdc)

252 224
Is the bridge incident separate from the Parliament attack?

Posted by: Holmes at March 22, 2017 01:34 PM (fi5nC)

Don't think so....perp drove his car into people on the bridge then got out an ran toward Parliament and attacked two cops.

Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2017 01:38 PM (Enq6K)

253 Now Bill Burr is ranting about feminists. Yes!

Posted by: Independent George at March 22, 2017 01:38 PM (BDZWU)

254 "fun etymology:
Orient comes from 'orin' 'to rise'"

I thought it came from "Orrin", "a bland old political drone".

Posted by: torquewrench at March 22, 2017 01:38 PM (noWW6)

255 247 Speaking of Abe Lincoln mentioned earlier, he did appoint a lot of rivals to Cabinet posts, so if something went wrong, it was on them.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 22, 2017 01:37 PM (ujg0T)

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Rivals *within his own party*.

He wasn't exactly offering Secretary of State to Jefferson Davis.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 22, 2017 01:39 PM (mC1ZI)

256 207 Where does Asia stop? Hawaii? Guam? San Francisco?

Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 22, 2017 01:29 PM (MwiFE)

Somewhere short of Australia.
Posted by: BignJames at March 22, 2017 01:31 PM (x9c8r)

International Date Line?

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 22, 2017 01:39 PM (fgzLM)

257 You get a Gold Star.
Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2017 01:31 PM (4/95V)

thank you.

*feels proud*

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 22, 2017 01:39 PM (Om16U)

258 re 239: just heard that on Fox news. I'm sure Obama will read about it in the papers just like everyone else and he'll be as angry as anyone.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 22, 2017 01:39 PM (b7fwp)

259 Wog = worthy oriental gentleman.

(getting my Victorian racist on)

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 22, 2017 01:37 PM (gIRsn)

Westernized Oriental Gentleman

Posted by: BignJames at March 22, 2017 01:39 PM (x9c8r)

260 >>>>Several hours before the orders were set to be signed by Trump,
officials noticed that language concerning "radical Islamic terrorism"
had been stripped from the order and replaced with Obama-era language
about countering violent extremism.
.
.
.They have to know who did this, I mean there aren't more than a dozen people vetting an EO right before the President is going to sign it.

If you can't fire them reassign them to Alaska or have them count the silver ware in the White House for the next eight years.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 22, 2017 01:39 PM (le7jz)

261 So Nunes says the trump Administration was under "surveillance " after the Nov. election possibly including Trump Himself and it was "legal" and not related to Russian Collusion? WTF does that mean?
Posted by: It's Me donna at March 22, 2017 01:36 PM (O2RFr)

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Remember when Democrats went absolutely apeshit because the NSA was listening to foreign terrorist actors making calls into the US??? Simply apoplectic.

But domestic spying on your political opponents now just warrants a shrug.

Assholes.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 22, 2017 01:39 PM (8XRCm)

262 You know what Lincoln accomplished in 2 months? Not much.





He hadn't even made one phone call.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2017 01:39 PM (Uohrc)

263 Isn't subverting the government treason? What's the punishment for treason?

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at March 22, 2017 01:05 PM (/5WQL)

Since they were once labeled as traitors themselves, the Founders made treason a difficult crime to prosecute. It takes two witnesses to the act to even consider it.

During the Civil War, US Grant, for example, was eager to capture former War Department Secretary James B. Floyd and bring him up on treason charges for the actions Floyd took during the Buchanan Administration to prepare the way for secession. The charges wouldn't stick.

A sedition charge might work--doctoring Executive Orders is serious business--but even that's an iffy proposition.

Posted by: troyriser at March 22, 2017 01:39 PM (Fw5cQ)

264 You get a Gold Star.
Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2017 01:31 PM (4/95V)

thank you.

*feels proud*

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 22, 2017 01:39 PM (Om16U)


With practice we can get you up to two mean things per day.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 22, 2017 01:40 PM (TOk1P)

265 And the number of people fired because of this is.....?

Posted by: Scott M at March 22, 2017 01:40 PM (AdBfq)

266 262 You know what Lincoln accomplished in 2 months? Not much.





He hadn't even made one phone call.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2017 01:39 PM (Uohrc)

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Had only used one half of the "pen and phone" clause of the constitution.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 22, 2017 01:40 PM (mC1ZI)

267 224 Is the bridge incident separate from the Parliament attack?

Unlikely. This seems to fit the ISIS-inspired pattern: Asshole runs car into crowd, crashes car, gets out and starts attacking people with a knife until he's put down by armed security.
The progressive talking point will soon be: "If Europe didn't have gun control, this would've been a mass shooting, and if you exclude Nice, those are much worse!"

Posted by: gewa76 at March 22, 2017 01:40 PM (B6OKy)

268 Wog = worthy oriental gentleman.

(getting my Victorian racist on)

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 22, 2017 01:37 PM (gIRsn)

Westernized Oriental Gentleman
Posted by: BignJames at March 22, 2017 01:39 PM (x9c8r)

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*cough*

White Original Gansta....

Posted by: Vanilla Ice at March 22, 2017 01:40 PM (8XRCm)

269 Do you think Dick Durbin went to the proctologist today to have that boot removed?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 22, 2017 01:40 PM (4AVeu)

270 Don't think so....perp drove his car into people on the bridge then got out an ran toward Parliament and attacked two cops.
Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2017 01:38 PM (Enq6K)

**********

Thanks Tami, that makes sense.

Posted by: Holmes at March 22, 2017 01:40 PM (fi5nC)

271 232 >>202
My dream -- and I think you will share it too -- is that the GOP gets a
filibuster-proof majority Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 22, 2017 01:30 PM (RD7QR)

My dream--and I think you will share it too--is that Trump inform the GOP House and Senate membership that DC is actually Ceti Alpha 5, introduce them to its indigenous species, an introduction which will make them very susceptible to...suggestion.
Posted by: General Zod at March 22, 2017 01:35 PM (Bdeb0)

He put critures...in our EARS!

Posted by: Congressman Chekhov at March 22, 2017 01:40 PM (RD7QR)

272 New EO -- Any person working within or for the executive branch of the government, due to the serious national security interests of the United States, is subject to immediate and non-reversible firing at the President's (or his designate's) discretion for any reason, with no appeals possible.

Shorter version -- You're terminated, fuckers.


Posted by: GnuBreed at March 22, 2017 01:35 PM (xpfRn)


This is exactly what pisses me off. A commenter on a blog can, within moments, write up an EO that would, if not immediately solve the problem of the dog-eating crackhead's treasonous allies, certainly put the fucking fear of God into them.

Let me repeat that - a commenter on a blog can hit back harder than the damned President of the United States!

Why can't Trump do the same?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 22, 2017 01:40 PM (X6fMO)

273 drudge has a link to this politico story -- and Spicer is now talking about it

Members of the Donald Trump transition team, possibly including Trump
himself, were under surveillance during the Obama administration
following November';s election, House Intelligence Chairman Devin Nunes
told reporters Wednesday.


Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 22, 2017 01:40 PM (b7fwp)

274 it is true, the disappoint as dickless GOP lets progs attack us is bad. There needs to be a backlash.

Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at March 22, 2017 01:41 PM (55//3)

275 You know what Lincoln accomplished in 2 months? Not much.

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He hadn't even made one phone call.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2017 01:39 PM (Uohrc)


Lost a fort, among other things.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 22, 2017 01:41 PM (TOk1P)

276 Posted by: BignJames at March 22, 2017 01:27 PM (x9c8r)
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iI hear that Shep is Great on Piano, But Sucks on Organ

Posted by: EVLINC! at March 22, 2017 01:42 PM (y3aQB)

277 Wog = worthy oriental gentleman.

(getting my Victorian racist on)

***

and remember, no one outside of white man's world ever came up with a disparaging name for an outside group.

Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at March 22, 2017 01:42 PM (55//3)

278 A sedition charge might work--doctoring Executive Orders is serious business--but even that's an iffy proposition.




Tampering with a government document should be good for ten years.

Supermax. Not country club. Nothing says non violents have to go to country clubs.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2017 01:42 PM (Uohrc)

279 If you can't fire them reassign them to Alaska or have them count the silver ware in the White House for the next eight years.>>>

Make their new position eco friendly. Sorting through the kitchen trash for recyclables.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 22, 2017 01:42 PM (Mxs5H)

280 Unlikely. This seems to fit the ISIS-inspired pattern: Asshole runs car into crowd, crashes car, gets out and starts attacking people with a knife until he's put down by armed security.
The progressive talking point will soon be: "If Europe didn't have gun control, this would've been a mass shooting, and if you exclude Nice, those are much worse!"
Posted by: gewa76 at March 22, 2017 01:40 PM (B6OKy)

***********

Ya--I'm just tuning into this story and I didn't realize that the bridge was within running distance to Parliament.


Posted by: Holmes at March 22, 2017 01:42 PM (fi5nC)

281 207 Where does Asia stop? Hawaii? Guam? San Francisco?

Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 22, 2017 01:29 PM (MwiFE)

Just south of Little Italy.

Posted by: josephistan at March 22, 2017 01:43 PM (7HtZB)

282 OK, this is wildly off-topic but I'd like some practical advice.

I got rear-ended over the weekend. My large metal truck got a boo boo, the small plastic car that rear-ended me is totalled.

I'm going to the Progressive service center next hour to get it evaluated. My bumper is bent, they owe me a replacement, I'll probably take a check in lieu of them replacing it.

So, how much to I trust them? (Progressive is the bad guy's insurer, they have to cover this).

Laziness inclines me to say "sure" to whatever they offer me. I'm afraid that if I take it to my dealer for an estimate they'll charge me $145 just to look at it.

Anyone have any experience with this?

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 22, 2017 01:43 PM (gIRsn)

283 Trump can't fire everyone because some federal judge in the Wany Wany Kitchi Kitchi district will overrule him because he has a bad heart.

Posted by: Captain FartsAStorm at March 22, 2017 01:43 PM (NGRTR)

284 Speaking of Abe Lincoln mentioned earlier, he did appoint a lot of rivals to Cabinet posts, so if something went wrong, it was on them.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 22, 2017 01:37 PM (ujg0T)

That isn't why Lincoln brought them into his cabinet. His rationale for bringing in former political rivals is exhaustively documented. "So he could make them scapegoats" wasn't on that particular list.

Posted by: troyriser at March 22, 2017 01:43 PM (Fw5cQ)

285 You should really step up your game. I drink like Hemingway for breakfast and Churchill for lunch.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 22, 2017 01:38 PM (mC1ZI)


**tips hat**

I bow to the superior drinksmanship.

You'd get a kick out of this - a Brit journalist tries to live one day like Churchill:

http://tinyurl.com/jut6yk2

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 22, 2017 01:43 PM (X6fMO)

286 trump has accomplished stuff.

He was able to fire that one AG who refused to support order.

They figured out the obama regime trick about attorney general progression which would have put a obama lackey in charge of justice for a russian investiagtion should dickless sessions decide to recuse self.

They figured out the EO was reworded.

And now they know and are looking out for other sabatoage.s

i gave up, no more spelling for me.

Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at March 22, 2017 01:43 PM (55//3)

287 ... a commenter on a blog can hit back harder than the damned President of the United States!
Why can't Trump do the same?
March 22, 2017 01:40 PM
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Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a blog.

Posted by: Undocumented at March 22, 2017 01:44 PM (SsblQ)

288 >>You know what Lincoln accomplished in 2 months?



Polished the Resolute Desk with Mary Todd's ass?

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2017 01:44 PM (4/95V)

289 Members of the Donald Trump transition team, possibly including Trump himself, were under surveillance during the Obama administration following November';s election, House Intelligence Chairman Devin Nunes told reporters Wednesday.


Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 22, 2017 01:40 PM (b7fwp)


Anyone with sense had already assumed that to be the case. Barky was well-known for using every arm of government to investigate, smear, and attack his enemies. The GOP Congress should have impeached that lowlife POS 35 times, already - just for that shit.

Watergate is nothing but a quaint joke compared to what Barky and his junta did, for years.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 22, 2017 01:44 PM (zc3Db)

290 255 247 Speaking of Abe Lincoln mentioned earlier, he did appoint a lot of rivals to Cabinet posts, so if something went wrong, it was on them.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 22, 2017 01:37 PM (ujg0T)

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Rivals *within his own party*.

He wasn't exactly offering Secretary of State to Jefferson Davis.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 22, 2017 01:39 PM (mC1ZI)



True. I thought that was what Mr. Damiano was posting about. (e.g., Prince Reibus)

As for these other, treasonous Deep State "moles"? Drawing and quartering is too good for them.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 22, 2017 01:44 PM (ujg0T)

291 190 100 These quislings may not be fireable. However, they should at least be transferred to Guam, into an office with no phones, no AC and no windows, size of a broom closet. Should be able to get five or six of them in there at a time.

Posted by: simplemind at March 22, 2017 01:14 PM (xVRrG)


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Nah. Send them to Nome, AK with tents, and tell them to count every single caribou north of the arctic circle.

Visual inspection of the Alaska pipeline, on foot.

Posted by: JB1000 at March 22, 2017 01:44 PM (16OL0)

292 Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 22, 2017 01:43 PM

Never heard of a legit body shop that won't give a free estimate.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 22, 2017 01:45 PM (S2VsH)

293 yeah, nunes said that Trump administration people were caught up in incidental collection. which is complete bs, more likely parallel development describes what occurred.

Some obama operatives knew of some foreign targets that may be having contact with Trump people so they got warrants or whatever approval to set up collecting on the foreign personnel with the hope of incidentally collecting the Trump people.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2017 01:45 PM (cPsPa)

294 >>> As sleazy as LBJ was, the quote attributed to him, "Better to have some of them inside the tent, pissing out, than outside the tent, pissing in", applies here.
....

Bullshit. If they're sitting on high in the White House, they're pissing on the heads of every American. If they're outside pissing in, at worst, they kill a few feet a lawn near the fence. Electrify the fence and... problem solved.

Posted by: Damiano at March 22, 2017 01:45 PM (n3oGs)

295 284
That isn't why Lincoln brought them into his cabinet. His rationale for bringing in former political rivals is exhaustively documented. "So he could make them scapegoats" wasn't on that particular list.
Posted by: troyriser at March 22, 2017 01:43 PM (Fw5cQ)

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They were largely good, patriotic, and able men, and they represented different segments of the Republican Party (and one Northern Democrat).

Interestingly enough, Lincoln knew he had no knowledge of foreign affairs, so he gave Seward pretty much carte blanche to do what he thought best.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 22, 2017 01:45 PM (mC1ZI)

296 @282 go to a bodyshop and get their estimate, and add in loaner vehicle costs.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2017 01:45 PM (GX63o)

297 Laziness inclines me to say "sure" to whatever they offer me. I'm afraid that if I take it to my dealer for an estimate they'll charge me $145 just to look at it.




Call your dealer's parts department. Price out a new bumper and mounting brackets. Add $400 for labor.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2017 01:45 PM (Uohrc)

298 Anyone have any experience with this?
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 22, 2017 01:43 PM (gIRsn)

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A Progressive drive T-boned my wifes mini van a few years back. The van was totaled. I think we got a fair settlement and I really had nothing to complain about.

Progressive homemowners insurance absolutely sucks tho.

Posted by: Vanilla Ice at March 22, 2017 01:46 PM (8XRCm)

299 I'll admit that I don't understand the nuanced arguments against actual wires and real tapping, but if someone on Trump's team was under surveillance and they talked to Trump on the phone...

(Not to mention what it also meant if anyone in any of his buildings he owned was being monitored).

Posted by: Republicans who were passing single page Obamacare repeal bills before Trump won at March 22, 2017 01:46 PM (/f1mm)

300 and remember, no one outside of white man's world ever came up with a disparaging name for an outside group.
Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at March 22, 2017 01:42 PM (55//3)



And indeed, this "Gwei-loh", "Lo-Fan", "Gai-Jin", round-eye, big-nose always took it in stride in my dealings with East Asians.

(Gee, what must they think of Arabs or Jews, I always thought, if my Celtic / Anglo-Saxon / Teutonic nose is big to them?)

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 22, 2017 01:46 PM (ujg0T)

301 Laziness inclines me to say "sure" to whatever they offer me. I'm afraid that if I take it to my dealer for an estimate they'll charge me $145 just to look at it.

Anyone have any experience with this?

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 22, 2017 01:43 PM (gIRsn)


Had the same thing happen to me recently, although I opted for the repair rather than the cash.

One reason is, I just don't trust that I'll know what damage was done, even if it looked very minor to me.

My tailgate needed to be replaced, not because of metal damage, but because of electrical issues. Had I settled for an estimate without the shop taking a long hard look at it, I never would have known.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 22, 2017 01:46 PM (TOk1P)

302
Several hours before the orders were set to be signed by Trump,
officials noticed that language concerning "radical Islamic terrorism"
had been stripped from the order and replaced with Obama-era language
about countering violent extremism.


So it just disappears into the machinery and comes back different, and nobody knows who makes these edits?

Posted by: CNN at March 22, 2017 01:47 PM (oVJmc)

303 A Progressive drive T-boned my wifes mini van a few years back. The van was totaled. I think we got a fair settlement and I really had nothing to complain about.

Progressive homemowners insurance absolutely sucks tho.
Posted by: Vanilla Ice at March 22, 2017 01:46 PM (8XRCm)

Minivan? What happened to your 5.0, Ice?

Posted by: josephistan at March 22, 2017 01:47 PM (7HtZB)

304 290 True. I thought that was what Mr. Damiano was posting about. (e.g., Prince Reibus)

As for these other, treasonous Deep State "moles"? Drawing and quartering is too good for them.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 22, 2017 01:44 PM (ujg0T)

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The expansion of the idea of "rivals" in Lincoln's cabinet has quickly become one of my pet peeves.

I remember it being brought up during W.'s transition by the media saying that he needed to fill his cabinet with Democrats.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 22, 2017 01:47 PM (mC1ZI)

305 >>I bow to the superior drinksmanship.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 22, 2017 01:43 PM (X6fMO)

Until you're in a PEE-can tree with no britches on, y'all are just sippin'.

Posted by: Zod Faulkner at March 22, 2017 01:47 PM (Bdeb0)

306 I wish that there would be sources identified other than "sources say" because, you see, I have no more reason to believe those sources when they are telling tales I am inclined to believe than when they are telling tales I am not.

I mean, I totally believe this and it comports with reality but, you know what, my being inclined to accept the premise makes me more inclined to question, not less.

Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 22, 2017 01:47 PM (mf5HN)

307 You know what Lincoln accomplished in 2 months?



Polished the Resolute Desk with Mary Todd's ass?

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2017 01:44 PM (4/95V)




Threadwinner!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2017 01:47 PM (Uohrc)

308 261 So Nunes says the trump Administration was under "surveillance " after the Nov. election possibly including Trump Himself and it was "legal" and not related to Russian Collusion? WTF does that mean?

It means they caught Trump associates talking with foreign agents who they had legal FISA wiretaps on.
The real story should be, "What were they talking about?", because at this moment it seems like the leaks were a deliberate attempt to create an appearance of impropriety where there was none.

Posted by: gewa76 at March 22, 2017 01:48 PM (B6OKy)

309 300 and remember, no one outside of white man's world ever came up with a disparaging name for an outside group.
Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at March 22, 2017 01:42 PM (55//3)


And indeed, this "Gwei-loh", "Lo-Fan", "Gai-Jin", round-eye, big-nose always took it in stride in my dealings with East Asians.

(Gee, what must they think of Arabs or Jews, I always thought, if my Celtic / Anglo-Saxon / Teutonic nose is big to them?)

****

being aware of that is rayciss in itself. They're just like us and want a better life.

Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at March 22, 2017 01:48 PM (55//3)

310 225 202
My dream -- and I think you will share it too -- is that the GOP gets a
filibuster-proof majority in '18 and, in an unusually vertebrate moment,
passes massive civil service reform, including making it much, much
easier to discipline and fire bureaucrats. Join hands and wish for this
nirvana, won't you?

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 22, 2017 01:30 PM (RD7QR)

The GOP who said they needed the House to start doing great things?Who then said they couldn't do great things because they need the Senate?Who then said they couldn't do great things because they need the WH?Who, despite having both houses and the WH, are still finding ways to avoid doing the great things they promised?That GOP?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 22, 2017 01:34 PM (jxbfJ)

All we need is this House. That's all we need. And this Senate. The House and Senate is all we need. And 60% majorities in each. The House, Senate and 60% majorities in both is all we need. And a majority of Supreme Court justices. And the rest of the federal judiciary. And these agency heads. And 80% public approval. That's all we need. And this ashtray.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 22, 2017 01:48 PM (0mRoj)

311

Off Sock .... baby.
Off Sock .... baby.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 22, 2017 01:48 PM (8XRCm)

312 I am old enough to remember that members of the WH staff under Clinton/Gore did vandalism.
http://tinyurl.com/Liberalvandals

So the GOP and Trump teams didn't expect a repeat? GTFO! They should have totally expected a repeat of liberal vandalism if not physically than thru work stoppages and purposely confusing/conflating orders, memos and emails.

Posted by: Charles at March 22, 2017 01:49 PM (/wmkn)

313 And indeed, this "Gwei-loh", "Lo-Fan", "Gai-Jin", round-eye, big-nose always took it in stride in my dealings with East Asians.



You ok with haole?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2017 01:49 PM (Uohrc)

314 well, the problem with the slurs that non-whites, women, and every combination thereof come up with for white men is that they suck.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2017 01:49 PM (cPsPa)

315 Bullshit. If they're sitting on high in the White House, they're pissing on the heads of every American. If they're outside pissing in, at worst, they kill a few feet a lawn near the fence. Electrify the fence and... problem solved.
Posted by: Damiano at March 22, 2017 01:45 PM (n3oGs)



Let me qualify my argument with a distinction between the wobbly but still salvageable (e.g., Prince Reibus) vs. the Too Far Gone (e.g., John McLame).

To say nothing of the Deep State Moles, who just need killing.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 22, 2017 01:49 PM (ujg0T)

316 "My bumper is bent, they owe me a replacement, I'll probably take a check in lieu of them replacing it. So, how much to I trust them? (Progressive is the bad guy's insurer, they have to cover this)."

The auto body and auto insurance industries have colluded to come up with a game of "just as good as the original factory part" replacements which are in reality cheesy crap made by firms having nothing to do with the original manufacturer.

These knockoffs may not fit right, function right, or last.

Insist on OEM parts right down the line, especially if the other guy is at fault. Do not accept "OEM equivalent" or similar verbiage.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 22, 2017 01:50 PM (noWW6)

317 >>302

Several hours before the orders were set to be signed by Trump,

officials noticed that language concerning "radical Islamic terrorism"

had been stripped from the order

Easily fixed. All orders to be sent to Trump get scrubbed through a "find-replace" utility. That's one phrase that'd be inserted. There are, of course, *many* others...

Posted by: General Zod at March 22, 2017 01:50 PM (Bdeb0)

318 moby alert

Posted by: Max Power at March 22, 2017 01:50 PM (q177U)

319 the silly thing is...all you have to do is look at people's facebook page to figure out if you have to fire them from the white house.

Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at March 22, 2017 01:50 PM (55//3)

320 Remember all those stories about the Trump Administration is in chaos?

Well the Obama moles were trying to make that come true--to the point that they forced a vast reduction in the normal size of the NSA team.

No wonder Mike Rogers looks like absolute shit.

Then the story that trump doesn't trust his own team--yadda, yadda--well they were probably trying to fish out Obama's naked mole rats.

Here's the thing--they didn't mind handicapping the Trump team in the area of National Security.

Right in the middle of the Yemen Operation that was planned for --back under the Obama's NSA team.

Pretty disgusting that they were willing to gamble with that getting fumbled--and who knows what else.

Well --the travel ban. That is important because as Trump is upping the numbers of military IN Syria--you need to protect against a strike back towards the United States CONUS--by ISIS.

Those two moves go hand in hand and Obama's classmate from Harvard--no sitting in Hawaii is undermining that arm of defense for the United States.

Posted by: Holmes at March 22, 2017 01:50 PM (fi5nC)

321 well, the problem with the slurs that non-whites, women, and every combination thereof come up with for white men is that they suck.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2017 01:49 PM (cPsPa)


The problem is that white men don't care about any slurs that people call them ... and that REALLY, REALLY pisses those people off.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 22, 2017 01:50 PM (zc3Db)

322 Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 22, 2017 01:43 PM (gIRsn)


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Call YOUR insurance company and have them send over someone for an estimate.

Posted by: Soona at March 22, 2017 01:51 PM (Fmupd)

323 My dream--and I think you will share it too--is that Trump inform the GOP House and Senate membership that DC is actually Ceti Alpha 5, introduce them to its indigenous species, an introduction which will make them very susceptible to...suggestion.

I don't believe in a "no-win" scenario.

Posted by: JTK at March 22, 2017 01:51 PM (ewSN2)

324 This is exactly what pisses me off. A commenter on a blog can, within moments, write up an EO that would, if not immediately solve the problem of the dog-eating crackhead's treasonous allies, certainly put the fucking fear of God into them.

Let me repeat that - a commenter on a blog can hit back harder than the damned President of the United States!

Why can't Trump do the same?
======================
We morons are unconstrained by the rule of law, morals, civility, and for many religion.

To be fair to your comment, I voted for Trump because I thought he was unconstrained. Point taken.

Posted by: simplemind at March 22, 2017 01:51 PM (xVRrG)

325 321 The problem is that white men don't care about any slurs that people call them ... and that REALLY, REALLY pisses those people off.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 22, 2017 01:50 PM (zc3Db)

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Imagine if white men all came together suddenly to rail against a black person's use of "cracker".

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 22, 2017 01:51 PM (mC1ZI)

326 I thought they were 'wogs'.

Posted by: Roland THTG at March 22, 2017 01:34 PM (QM5S2)



There is a scene from Fawlty Towers with the Major about cricketers that comes to mind but I'll keep it to myself

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2017 01:51 PM (493sH)

327 309 300 and remember, no one outside of white man's world ever came up with a disparaging name for an outside group.
Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at March 22, 2017 01:42 PM (55//3)


And indeed, this "Gwei-loh", "Lo-Fan", "Gai-Jin", round-eye, big-nose always took it in stride in my dealings with East Asians.

(Gee, what must they think of Arabs or Jews, I always thought, if my Celtic / Anglo-Saxon / Teutonic nose is big to them?)

****

being aware of that is rayciss in itself. They're just like us and want a better life.
Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at March 22, 2017 01:48 PM (55//3)



Well the women I had relations with did, anyway. :-)
You ok with haole?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2017 01:49 PM (Uohrc)



I have yet to doink a Polynesian cutie.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 22, 2017 01:52 PM (ujg0T)

328 The problem is that white men don't care about any slurs that people call them ... and that REALLY, REALLY pisses those people off.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair




yeah, that is the other part. even worse, white men referring to someone by their ethnic or racial identity is offensive, where as calling white men whitey or whatever variation is not in the least offensive.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2017 01:52 PM (cPsPa)

329 Call YOUR insurance company and have them send over someone for an estimate.
Posted by: Soona at March 22, 2017 01:51 PM (Fmupd)

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No.... that becomes a claim with his carrier.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 22, 2017 01:52 PM (8XRCm)

330 There a name for the terrorist shitbag yet?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 22, 2017 01:52 PM (2x9LM)

331 @ Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 22, 2017 01:43 PM (gIRsn)

I dealt with Progressive one in a similar situation and, frankly, they were pretty outstanding.

I'm an asshole so I made them send an adjuster to my place and cut me a check on the spot. Unknown to them, I also got an estimate on my own from a place I trusted.

The guy showed up as scheduled, handed me a check for significantly more than my estimate and was gone in 10 minutes. Not only did I fix the damage, but got new tires and brakes done with zero out of my pocket.

If you take it to the center (did that once too), they're good too but you get what they give you. That typically means they pick the cheapest parts. It is guaranteed but I prefer to get what I want rather than give anyone the opportunity to cut corners.

Posted by: Damiano at March 22, 2017 01:53 PM (n3oGs)

332 Right now all the Left is united in their hope for the FBI investigation.The inevitable disappointment is going to be as epic as election night.

Posted by: steevy at March 22, 2017 01:53 PM (r/0kC)

333 There a name for the terrorist shitbag yet?
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 22, 2017 01:52 PM (2x9LM)

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I got fifty down for Mohammed on the AoSHQ pool.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 22, 2017 01:53 PM (8XRCm)

334 "Several hours before the orders were set to be signed by Trump, officials noticed that language concerning 'radical Islamic terrorism' had been stripped from the order"

Remember that Trump has had a real problem with his own handpicked people disagreeing with and contradicting him in public.

H.R. McMaster said that he didn't like the term "radical Islamic terrorism" and would not have it used by the NSC.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 22, 2017 01:53 PM (noWW6)

335 >>>>New EO -- Any person working within or for the executive branch of
the government, due to the serious national security interests of the
United States, is subject to immediate and non-reversible firing at the
President's (or his designate's) discretion for any reason, with no
appeals possible.



Shorter version -- You're terminated, fuckers.





Posted by: GnuBreed at March 22, 2017 01:35 PM (xpfRn)



This is exactly what pisses me off. A commenter on a blog can,
within moments, write up an EO that would, if not immediately solve the
problem of the dog-eating crackhead's treasonous allies, certainly put
the fucking fear of God into them.



Let me repeat that - a commenter on a blog can hit back harder than the damned President of the United States!



Why can't Trump do the same?
.
.
.Because Trump can't write new laws only Congress can do that.

Congress wrote the Civil Service laws and only Congress can undo them. No matter what Trump wants he can't change any laws and that is what the above "EO" does.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 22, 2017 01:53 PM (le7jz)

336 Now it's 4 people dead, including a cop
at least 20 injured

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 22, 2017 01:53 PM (Om16U)

337 I got fifty down for Mohammed on the AoSHQ pool.
Posted by: fixerupper




well, that is the most popular name in the uk these days.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2017 01:54 PM (cPsPa)

338 To Asians, "Allahu Ackbar" means "I'm upset with the local zoning ordinances."

Posted by: unwashed at March 22, 2017 01:54 PM (bcDxW)

339 edit:Those two moves go hand in hand and Obama's classmate from Harvard--*now* sitting in Hawaii is undermining that arm of defense for the United States.

Posted by: Holmes at March 22, 2017 01:54 PM (fi5nC)

340 I have gotten to the point that I consider anyone who even votes Democrat as an enemy.
If you are supporting any of this behavior you are despicable and, dare I say it - un-American.
You are definitely NOT my countryman.

Posted by: LGoPs at March 22, 2017 01:54 PM (FoTxO)

341 I got fifty down for Mohammed on the AoSHQ pool.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 22, 2017 01:53 PM (8XRCm)


I'll put 20 on Achmed.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 22, 2017 01:54 PM (zc3Db)

342 332 Right now all the Left is united in their hope for the FBI investigation.The inevitable disappointment is going to be as epic as election night.
Posted by: steevy at March 22, 2017 01:53 PM (r/0kC)

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Some Democrats have begun to try and talk the base down, lowering expectations of any collusion actually being uncovered.

Failing to do anything, especially after other failures like not imprisoning Wall Street, should do nicely in dampening their enthusiasm and desire to volunteer for endangered Democratic Senators.

Side note: Have there been any announcements of impending retirements from the Senate class of 2012 yet?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 22, 2017 01:55 PM (mC1ZI)

343 "Anyone have any experience with this?"

Ranchand bumper for a F150 runs about $550 installed. Ford 3-piece with the plastic insert about $780 not installed.

Posted by: DanMan at March 22, 2017 01:55 PM (XTiHL)

344 @ babdersnatch

Definitely go let a pro have a look. I've never heard of a collision repair place not giving free estimates.

You need them to make sure none of the energy transferred beyond the bumper. It's a safety thing. If the frame is compromised, it won't respond the same way if it's in another crash

Posted by: Republicans who were passing single page Obamacare repeal bills before Trump won at March 22, 2017 01:56 PM (/f1mm)

345 All we need is this House. That's all we need. And
this Senate. The House and Senate is all we need. And 60% majorities in
each. The House, Senate and 60% majorities in both is all we need. And a
majority of Supreme Court justices. And the rest of the federal
judiciary. And these agency heads. And 80% public approval. That's all
we need. And this ashtray.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 22, 2017 01:48 PM (0mRoj)

We want . . . a shrubbery!

Posted by: GOPe at March 22, 2017 01:56 PM (GX63o)

346 Anyone have any experience with this?
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 22, 2017 01:43 PM (gIRsn)



Gee.

Gee, gosh golly, who on earth could you know that has experience with auto accidents and dealing with insurance companies?

Who could that POSSBILY be?

In completely unrelated me being a petty, petty bitch news, an opening for My Favorite may be arising.

Bidding starts now.

Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 22, 2017 01:56 PM (mf5HN)

347 Or a great argument for, "we can't tell who it was because it was deliberately and intentionally obscured but, we know which department is was--so we are firing them all."

Also, I think Trump is about to end the known truth that you can't fire government workers.
Posted by: RoyalOil

_____

This is the strategy I would employ.

Also, even if Trump fires someone that the Supreme Court says he can't (doubtful in my opinion) that takes years of litigation and at worst fines. big deal, it's worth it to get these people out of there
Posted by: Maritime at March 22, 2017 01:23 PM (9cYRJ)



OTOH, Trump can't even get a legal, constitutional EO passed. None of this is as easy as just saying, "Fire them all!"

Posted by: gewa76 at March 22, 2017 01:56 PM (B6OKy)

348 @ babdersnatch

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*snort*

Posted by: fixerupper at March 22, 2017 01:56 PM (8XRCm)

349 Oh and *yoink* I'll just be taking Insomniac's lamp.

Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 22, 2017 01:56 PM (mf5HN)

350 We want . . . a shrubbery!
Posted by: GOPe at March 22, 2017 01:56 PM (GX63o)



I wonder if telling the GOPee "Oh, stop IT!" would kill them. :-)

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 22, 2017 01:56 PM (ujg0T)

351 No.... that becomes a claim with his carrier.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 22, 2017 01:52 PM (8XRCm)


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Nope. If the fault is with the other person and claim has been made it won't be counted as a claim against youself. My insurance company sent over a person as a courtesy.

Posted by: Soona at March 22, 2017 01:57 PM (Fmupd)

352 I have gotten to the point that I consider anyone who even votes Democrat as an enemy.
If you are supporting any of this behavior you are despicable and, dare I say it - un-American.
You are definitely NOT my countryman.


I've been saying something similar since the election. ANYONE over the age of 30 who voted for HRC is *evil*--there is no walking-back such a horrible decision.

Posted by: Crusader at March 22, 2017 01:57 PM (ewSN2)

353 >>I got fifty down for Mohammed on the AoSHQ pool.

I'm going with Tariq. Or maybe Khan.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2017 01:57 PM (/tuJf)

354 Ranchand bumper for a F150 runs about $550 installed. Ford 3-piece with the plastic insert about $780 not installed.


Oh, we're talking about a 2014 Nissan (pronounced niss-en, a la Jeremy Clarkson) XTerra, fwiw.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 22, 2017 01:57 PM (gIRsn)

355 And UK police are looking for a second suspect. Every one of these attacks of late there's a second suspect that never comes to anything.

Posted by: josephistan at March 22, 2017 01:57 PM (7HtZB)

356 Gee.

Gee, gosh golly, who on earth could you know that has experience with auto accidents and dealing with insurance companies?

Who could that POSSBILY be?

In completely unrelated me being a petty, petty bitch news, an opening for My Favorite may be arising.

Bidding starts now.
Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr




well, are you going to keep us in suspense? who?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2017 01:57 PM (cPsPa)

357 What good is it to be President if you can't kick-ass and throw these bums out the front door of the WH?

Posted by: Strobe at March 22, 2017 01:57 PM (gbWkA)

358 282 Laziness inclines me to say "sure" to whatever they
offer me. I'm afraid that if I take it to my dealer for an estimate
they'll charge me $145 just to look at it.



Anyone have any experience with this?

Posted by: Bandersnatch


Their offer will be pretty fair, as long as the vehicle isn't 'totaled' or some exotic breed like a collectible. All the big auto insurance companies use automated estimating software that most repair places will honor on the spot. ymmv

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 22, 2017 01:58 PM (xpfRn)

359 Good Lord I hate Microsoft. Um sorry for o/t.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 22, 2017 01:59 PM (hsQf+)

360 The expansion of the idea of "rivals" in Lincoln's cabinet has quickly become one of my pet peeves.

I remember it being brought up during W.'s transition by the media saying that he needed to fill his cabinet with Democrats.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 22, 2017 01:47 PM (mC1ZI)

From historic documents, it can be shown it was one of his rivals who caused the Shooting in the Civil war to start... by trying to reinforce Ft. Sumter when an agreement was in place not to do so.

Yeah... that worked out sooooo well...

Posted by: Don Q. at March 22, 2017 01:59 PM (NgKpN)

361
White House press conference. It's Paul Manafort day

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2017 01:59 PM (493sH)

362 360 From historic documents, it can be shown it was one of his rivals who caused the Shooting in the Civil war to start... by trying to reinforce Ft. Sumter when an agreement was in place not to do so.

Yeah... that worked out sooooo well...
Posted by: Don Q. at March 22, 2017 01:59 PM (NgKpN)

===============

That part of the biography was hard to decipher.

So much confusion at that point.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 22, 2017 02:00 PM (mC1ZI)

363 Good Lord I hate Microsoft. Um sorry for o/t.


That's never off topic. Like breathing.

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2017 02:00 PM (qUNWi)

364 Darned sock.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 22, 2017 02:00 PM (/f1mm)

365 Oh, we're talking about a 2014 Nissan (pronounced niss-en, a la Jeremy Clarkson) XTerra, fwiw.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 22, 2017 01:57 PM (gIRsn)

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WTF are you doing driving around in a rice burner??

Man.... you never really get to people do ya.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 22, 2017 02:00 PM (8XRCm)

366 well, are you going to keep us in suspense? who?
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2017 01:57 PM (cPsPa)



BC, duh.

Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 22, 2017 02:01 PM (mf5HN)

367 Who had Mohammed in the poll for the London killer?

Twitchy has a photo up of him on a stretcher and it ain't a Henry or a Tom.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 22, 2017 02:01 PM (le7jz)

368 noody nood

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 22, 2017 02:01 PM (mC1ZI)

369

BC, duh.
Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr




oh. did not know that.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2017 02:02 PM (cPsPa)

370 What kinda odds are we getting on 'Faisal'?

Because, I'll put a Grant on Faisal if I'm getting better than 5 : 1.

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2017 02:02 PM (4/95V)

371 WTF are you doing driving around in a rice burner??


It has a Nipponsese badge. It's made in Kentucky or Tennessee or some other good American non-union place full of apple pie with cheese on it.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 22, 2017 02:02 PM (gIRsn)

372 Okay distributed Horde knowledge, I need help and looking things up is cheating.


What is a group of weasels called and yes yes yes a Democrat and/or the press obviously but I mean other than that.

Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 22, 2017 02:03 PM (mf5HN)

373 >>>224 Is the bridge incident separate from the Parliament attack?

they've said "the attacker" worked alone, so I assume he drove the car that ran over people, then maybe crashed it, got out of the car and stabbed the cop.

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2017 02:03 PM (8rNrN)

374 A group of weasels is called a "bitey slither".

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 22, 2017 02:04 PM (gIRsn)

375 What is a group of weasels called and yes yes yes a Democrat and/or the press obviously but I mean other than that.




Bar Association meeting?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2017 02:04 PM (Uohrc)

376 WZ has a pic of the perp... Asian,My ass...

Posted by: It's Me donna at March 22, 2017 01:08 PM (O2RFr)

Turkey, Syria, Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan, Pakistan, India. All parts of Asia. It's a perfectly accurate descriptor. Most muzzies, other than Africans, are in fact of Asian origin.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2017 02:05 PM (WDdjT)

377 Anyone have any experience with this?
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 22, 2017 01:43 PM (gIRsn)
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Bander, last summer some idiot ran a red light and totalled my daughter's car (thankfully, she was okay). She got estimates from both his insurance and her insurance. Her insurance offered $4,000 more. They told her to take it from them, and they would get it from his. And her rates wouldn't change, and this would not count against her.

So she did, and it was as they said.

Posted by: bluebell at March 22, 2017 02:08 PM (sBOL1)

378 The Amophobes are claiming he's Amish.

Posted by: unwashed at March 22, 2017 02:08 PM (bcDxW)

379 Put me down for 100 on the Asian protester being named Steve.

Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 22, 2017 02:09 PM (MwiFE)

380 it's an evasion.

Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at March 22, 2017 01:18 PM (55//3)

No, it's not. Brits have used "Asian" to describe Indians and Pakis since Christ was a corporal. Since those countries were the Asian portion of the British Empire.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2017 02:13 PM (WDdjT)

381 I have gotten to the point that I consider anyone who even votes Democrat as an enemy.
If you are supporting any of this behavior you are despicable and, dare I say it - un-American.
You are definitely NOT my countryman.


Posted by: LGoPs at March 22, 2017 01:54 PM (FoTxO)


#FakeAmericans

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 22, 2017 02:14 PM (X6fMO)

382 376 WZ has a pic of the perp... Asian,My ass...

Posted by: It's Me donna at March 22, 2017 01:08 PM (O2RFr)

Turkey, Syria, Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan, Pakistan, India. All parts of Asia. It's a perfectly accurate descriptor. Most muzzies, other than Africans, are in fact of Asian origin.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2017 02:05 PM (WDdjT)

Yeah, you could call him Human too.. perfectly accurate non descriptive description...

Posted by: Don Q. at March 22, 2017 02:15 PM (NgKpN)

383 I think of GAINZ! And Abraham Lincoln.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 22, 2017 01:33 PM (mC1ZI)


Kevin Sorbo played Lincoln the best.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 22, 2017 02:15 PM (VdICR)

384 Firing offenses?

Good thing I'm not Trump or else they'd be getting the Vince Foster treatment.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at March 22, 2017 02:15 PM (0xzXo)

385 Glad your daughter is OK, bluebell.

I checked some online forums, I think I have a number in mind that I'll take vs. doing work to get a better number.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 22, 2017 02:16 PM (gIRsn)

386 Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.

This be the swamp that needs a draining.

Posted by: steve walsh at March 22, 2017 02:20 PM (OvWrp)

387 Per the article, Trump cannot staff properly due to Obama sticking him with accrued vacation time. It seems that the current situation is that Trump does not get his own people until the next budget year. Obama zealots can undermine him until then. It seems Trump could EO some funds shifting like Obama did. It would be delicious if the EPA took a budget hit because of transfers to fund White House staffing.

Posted by: Spitballs are all I've got at March 22, 2017 02:22 PM (iynDC)

388 it's an evasion.

Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at March 22, 2017 01:18 PM (55//3)

No, it's not. Brits have used "Asian" to describe Indians and Pakis since Christ was a corporal. Since those countries were the Asian portion of the British Empire.

********

fine, maybe

Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at March 22, 2017 02:43 PM (55//3)

389

Fire them all.

Even a "whistleblower" could be a "lay in waiting" to come out later to do more damage.

Biggest bunch of scumbags I have ever witnessed. Obama is a plague. A manmade plague.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2017 02:45 PM (0mz2+)

390 OT

AT&T Pulling Ads From Google Over 'Hate' Videos

AT&T said it is pulling much of its advertising from Google over concerns that its ads may have run alongside controversial videos, extending the financial impact of a controversy that was once just a public-relations issue for the search giant.

AT&T said it is suspending all of its advertising spending on Google except for search. That means AT&T is pulling all ads from Google's YouTube site and the more than 2 million third-party websites in Google's advertising network.

Google has apologized to marketers for any cases in which their ads appeared next to inappropriate content. On Tuesday, the company unveiled changes to its ad policies and enforcement designed to prevent such cases.


more please
and don't back down

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2017 02:47 PM (0mz2+)

391 I said a couple of weeks ago we would soon enter the phase where everyone admits the Obama regime was spying on trump but would claI'm it was fine because it wasn't personally obama

Posted by: 18-1 at March 22, 2017 03:07 PM (9OgGE)

392 86 Well all righty then, some folks want to make Obama's bday a state holiday in Illinois...mmm,mmm,mmm.

Posted by: BignJames at March 22, 2017 01:10 PM (x9c8r)


They also want to rename I 55 (the Stevenson Expressway) the Barry Obama Expressway

*
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Where's that "vomit" icon when you need it. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 22, 2017 03:14 PM (HQ28E)

393 At what point do we get to seriously start wondering whether Trump is a slow learner? Fire all 3,000 of them and backfill when you get around to it. Nothing getting done would be infinitely preferable to negative sh*t getting done.

Is Trump not really as smart as I thought he was? JHCOAC!

Posted by: Lawrence Larson at March 22, 2017 04:22 PM (gNKbf)

394 I watched a video showing a guy castrating a wild boar.

It was quick and easy.

The trick is not to cut off the ball sack, but to slice it open and pop the testes like zits. No blood.

Exactly what needs to be done to these traitors.

Just need a sharp carving knife.


Posted by: Huckleberry Hound at March 22, 2017 04:38 PM (UsCnO)

395 I don't care if they have to work with a skeleton staff or call in the military to fill slots, they have to remove many, many, staffers.

Posted by: Davod at March 22, 2017 05:58 PM (FWznJ)

396 PS. If I recall Obama's words before he left the White House, He is the only President who has presided over two wars for eight years. This means Trump has two wars running.

Trump needs to call in Ryan and McConnell and stress that national security is at stake. Get his people approved, now.

Posted by: Davod at March 22, 2017 06:02 PM (FWznJ)

397 Ace, I love ya to death (but not in that way), but these offenses are far more than "firing offenses".

This is sedition. If the rule of law still exists these white house staffers will be investigated for their cohorts and the lot of them prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

Posted by: DrDean at March 22, 2017 07:01 PM (cP8Yw)

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