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CNN has become such a pathetic joke.


CNN has become a joke.jpg

Meanwhile, here's a photo that CNN didn't bother to show:


Hillary staggers.jpg


This. Is CNN:


cnn reporters arrive.jpg

Open Thread until the enstompening.

(h/t Tami for the Hilllary pic)

Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:52 AM




Comments

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1 Is CNN afraid of credibility?

Posted by: Traddy at March 22, 2017 11:52 AM (GSJcT)

2 WE'RE SERIOUS NEWS!

Posted by: Chupacabra at March 22, 2017 11:52 AM (0WoNT)

3 ANOTHER 1ST!??!?!?!?!


WOOOOOOW

Too bad my comments stink

Posted by: Traddy at March 22, 2017 11:52 AM (GSJcT)

4 Of course he is. Who doesn't hate it when you get stared at?

Posted by: Bruce at March 22, 2017 11:52 AM (8ikIW)

5 That there's some hard hittin' journalism...or sumpin'.

Posted by: BignJames at March 22, 2017 11:52 AM (x9c8r)

6

Terror attack at Parliament. Sure you know already

Posted by: ThunderB at March 22, 2017 11:53 AM (c2dUN)

7 Car runs over a dozen people, gets out, gets all stabby, gets shot dead

Posted by: ThunderB at March 22, 2017 11:54 AM (c2dUN)

8 I mean... Seriously?

Posted by: It's Me donna at March 22, 2017 11:54 AM (O2RFr)

9 6
Terror attack at Parliament. Sure you know already


Perp's an Asian. Buddhist, no doubt.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 22, 2017 11:54 AM (ul9CR)

10 he's 70 something, stairs become difficult as you age. CNN, where Logan's Run is company policy

Posted by: Bill Hedrick at March 22, 2017 11:54 AM (Q/8iA)

11 oh, good-fucking-grief!

Posted by: josephistan at March 22, 2017 11:54 AM (7HtZB)

12 Parliament locked down

Posted by: ThunderB at March 22, 2017 11:54 AM (c2dUN)

13 Terror attack at Parliament. Sure you know already

Not so fast... Are You sure it wasn't just a misunderstanding?

Posted by: It's Me donna at March 22, 2017 11:55 AM (O2RFr)

14 He doesn't need two burly men to assist him with the stairs, like a certain somebody who will never be President.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 22, 2017 11:55 AM (ul9CR)

15 Perp's an Asian. Buddhist, no doubt.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 22, 2017 11:54 AM (ul9CR)


I dunno... them Shinto guys can get awfully ornery.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 22, 2017 11:55 AM (QUzxR)

16 Trump making sure there was no EPA shit on the steps

Posted by: Bruce at March 22, 2017 11:55 AM (8ikIW)

17 Sigh.

I have a good friend who thinks CNN is middle of the road. I've tried to get him to revise that belief, but to no avail.

Idiots.

Posted by: shibumi at March 22, 2017 11:55 AM (FkAXz)

18
My husbands company operates in some very high risk places

He will chew your ass if you dont hold a hand rail

Posted by: ThunderB at March 22, 2017 11:55 AM (c2dUN)

19 They are really breaking that much needed news to keep government honest and our country running.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 22, 2017 11:55 AM (mC1ZI)

20 Yet they were profoundly uninterested in Hillary's obvious health issues.

Posted by: steevy at March 22, 2017 11:56 AM (r/0kC)

21 There's no hope for CNN. None.

Posted by: bluebell at March 22, 2017 11:56 AM (sBOL1)

22 Saw that yesterday. Someone tweeted back this image:

http://tinyurl.com/z9b6c4f

Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2017 11:56 AM (Enq6K)

23 Trump: Afraid of stairs

Donks: Afraid of trutb

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 22, 2017 11:56 AM (Nwg0u)

24 CNN is hate PDT everyday all day. It never stops.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2017 11:56 AM (SjImc)

25 It's so sad, how far Jake Tapper has fallen. I don't know if this story involves him or not, but in the past, I think I would have bet that it didn't.

Posted by: m at March 22, 2017 11:56 AM (3jGss)

26 That humming sound you hear is Edward R. Murrow spinning in his grave... what a bunch of loons.

Posted by: GuyfromNH at March 22, 2017 11:56 AM (Gs5TH)

27 CNN? Didn't they used to be important?

Seems like a very long time ago...

Posted by: zipity at March 22, 2017 11:56 AM (yhnBU)

28 What could possibly have initiated that line of thought - what is going on in the picture?!? I guess it's safe to assume that the new JournOlist narrative is Trump is physically incapable of the job now.



Also: Hellooo, it's Hillary who can't do stairs. Projection much, CNN?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2017 11:56 AM (NOIQH)

29 BUT they missed when Hillary had a brain glitch on camera as well as being CARRIED into her van after collapsing?

Posted by: SmileyNh at March 22, 2017 11:56 AM (rgj9x)

30 14 He doesn't need two burly men to assist him with the stairs, like a certain somebody who will never be President.


You mean the Queen of the Bollards?

Posted by: It's Me donna at March 22, 2017 11:56 AM (O2RFr)

31

UK treating it as a terrorist attack. Duh.

Posted by: ThunderB at March 22, 2017 11:56 AM (c2dUN)

32 Saw that yesterday. Someone tweeted back this image:
http://tinyurl.com/z9b6c4f
Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2017 11:56 AM (Enq6K)
_________________________________


that's awesome!

Posted by: IP at March 22, 2017 11:57 AM (hUtue)

33 Barack Obama didn't know how to use an umbrella. But he was the smahtest man evah!

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at March 22, 2017 11:57 AM (FqgrG)

34 Don Lemon is the clown in the middle of the car.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2017 11:57 AM (PY9jH)

35 Is the president afraid of clowns? We are.

Posted by: The Commie News Network at March 22, 2017 11:57 AM (vtcmf)

36 Clown news on, clown news off.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, turkey ain't all that's stuffed at March 22, 2017 11:57 AM (V1M8q)

37 Can we PLEASE not have the usual slug fest of Rhode Island in this thread?

Posted by: Muldoon at March 22, 2017 11:57 AM (wPiJc)

38 Hillary Clinton: Is she afraid of mirrors?

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at March 22, 2017 11:57 AM (s7vJs)

39 I don't know about stairs, but I'm sure President Trump is not afraid of opening umbrellas.
Or throwing a baseball.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 22, 2017 11:58 AM (7uYFy)

40 Should be titled "Is the former president afraid of real women?"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2017 11:58 AM (PY9jH)

41 Has he ever had to be picked up and put into a van to be rushed to a private clinic?

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at March 22, 2017 11:58 AM (FqgrG)

42 31

UK treating it as a terrorist attack. Duh.
Posted by: ThunderB at March 22, 2017 11:56 AM (c2dUN)

=================

Crass politicization:

How will this affect Brexit if it turns out that the perp is a refugee?

If I were May, I'd add any hospital bills and repair to any property, as well as any police overtime, to the demands in the proceedings.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 22, 2017 11:58 AM (mC1ZI)

43 Or throwing a baseball.

Or girl bike riding...

Posted by: It's Me donna at March 22, 2017 11:58 AM (O2RFr)

44 CNN is like a car wreck, except people actually watch what happens at a car wreck.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 22, 2017 11:58 AM (AsQl2)

45 15 Perp's an Asian. Buddhist, no doubt.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 22, 2017 11:54 AM (

I dunno... them Shinto guys can get awfully ornery.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 22, 2017 11:55 AM (

Ignore the usual suspects!

Posted by: Captain Rennault at March 22, 2017 11:58 AM (iT57s)

46 In all fairness I was most impressed with Melania handling those stairs in heels. Cold and slick stone steps are no joke. Trump looked down, but she was a pro and her head was up.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 22, 2017 11:58 AM (XjSCU)

47 Why didn't they just say, "Trump engages in fake humility by looking down". Let's those who are underpaid go make more money at CNN writing headlines.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2017 11:58 AM (fDdVG)

48 Is CNN afraid of heterosexual intercourse? We examine this in depth on AoSNN!

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 22, 2017 11:58 AM (RD7QR)

49 CNN's mentality (or all of the MFM's, for that matter) is to see Trump fall in any context.

Posted by: Soona at March 22, 2017 11:59 AM (Fmupd)

50 It looks like Trump has some knee pain to me.

Unusual at 71, I know...

Posted by: Mathers at March 22, 2017 11:59 AM (3myMJ)

51 Sorry to OT but I was semi-willowed:

628 Update for the folks who don't want me to die and go to hell because I'm a lawyer:

Phone interview is done. It was with one of their HR people. We went through some of the standard questions, then background and stuff on my resume. I did have to explain why I went from one place to another recently, and they asked a couple of questions designed around interpersonal interactions. I think it went OK, but who the hell knows with these things. They should get back to me in about a week to let me know if I get to proceed to round two.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 22, 2017 11:48 AM (0mRoj)

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 22, 2017 11:59 AM (0mRoj)

52 I wonder when the Muzz mayor of London will make a statement?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2017 11:59 AM (PY9jH)

53 Anyone remember the show "Pushing Daisies"? They had a circus-centered show where someone ran a clown car off the road, and it took all day to recover the bodies.

Posted by: Robert Crawford at March 22, 2017 11:59 AM (xhEbi)

54
I have a good friend who thinks CNN is middle of the road. I've tried to get him to revise that belief, but to no avail.

-
The road from Pyongyang to Beijing?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 22, 2017 11:59 AM (Nwg0u)

55 re 22: great pic. If I recall correctly, the explanation was something like "Oh, the stairs were slippery..."

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 22, 2017 11:59 AM (b7fwp)

56 Saw that yesterday. Someone tweeted back this image:

http://tinyurl.com/z9b6c4f


Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2017 11:56 AM (Enq6K)

The only response there can be.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 22, 2017 11:59 AM (X6fMO)

57 46 In all fairness I was most impressed with Melania handling those stairs in heels. Cold and slick stone steps are no joke. Trump looked down, but she was a pro and her head was up.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 22, 2017 11:58 AM (XjSCU)

=================

Also, I thought that something like this had been covered during Theresa May's visit when that picture of them holding hands while walking came out.

Trump has some kind of condition that leads to vertigo (?) on descending planes?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 22, 2017 11:59 AM (mC1ZI)

58 Good luck, Insomniac. Keeping you in my thoughts and prayers.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2017 12:00 PM (PY9jH)

59 RI is safe from me at least.

I'm closer to a car decision. Right now top two leaders are the Acura RDX and the Ford Edge. Both are the right size factor and have good enough ergos. Still have to take a look at Hondas and Toyotas but I think I'm close.

Fees and taxes go up on April 1, so hope to make a choice soon.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 22, 2017 12:00 PM (zsHGH)

60
CNN is like the Rhode Island of serious journalism.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 22, 2017 12:00 PM (ZFUt7)

61 >>>Can we PLEASE not have the usual slug fest of Rhode Island in this thread?

Rhode Island??


DICKS

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 22, 2017 12:00 PM (XjSCU)

62 Can we PLEASE not have the usual slug fest of Rhode Island in this thread?

Posted by: Muldoon at March 22, 2017 11:57 AM (wPiJc)


There's a reason it's called "Rogue's Island."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 22, 2017 12:00 PM (X6fMO)

63 Matt Stairs can still crush a fastball

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at March 22, 2017 12:00 PM (h/uSM)

64

Driver mows down a dozen people, dressed in all black, jumps out being all stabby

Parliament locked down, told to stay inside and away from windows

Hospital injured were taken to locked down.

Posted by: ThunderB at March 22, 2017 12:00 PM (c2dUN)

65 these are your media betters, asking the important questions...

Posted by: toddler at March 22, 2017 12:01 PM (+kNh7)

66
Good luck, Insomniac!

Posted by: IP at March 22, 2017 12:01 PM (hUtue)

67 Who could have ever guessed that the departure of Ted Turner would make an organization MORE ridiculous?

I remember when CNN was the only game in town, and while it was always left-wing, at least the likes of Judy Woodruff and Bernard Shaw maintained a modicum of professionalism.

Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at March 22, 2017 12:01 PM (rft/I)

68 Sorry London, a Hawaiian judge just texted me that you guys have to stand there and get mowed down.

Posted by: Lord Sir x at March 22, 2017 12:01 PM (nFwvY)

69 Or... alternate Headline...

Trump pays attention to things which could be a threat...

Posted by: Don Q. at March 22, 2017 12:01 PM (NgKpN)

70 Good luck, Insomniac.

From Me too...

Posted by: It's Me donna at March 22, 2017 12:01 PM (O2RFr)

71 What is Rhode Island?

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at March 22, 2017 12:01 PM (FqgrG)

72 keep charging forward Insomniac
you're one of the best here

Posted by: concrete girl at March 22, 2017 12:01 PM (hyCJn)

73 I wonder when the Muzz mayor of London will make a statement?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2017 11:59 AM (PY9jH)


As soon as he can find a way to blame it on Trump.

And no, I'm not kidding.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 22, 2017 12:01 PM (X6fMO)

74 You know who else was afraid of stairs?

Posted by: This...is CNN at March 22, 2017 12:01 PM (qJhUV)

75 Andrew Dice Clay on CNN:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M9C6a1K0nI

Posted by: Independent George at March 22, 2017 12:01 PM (BDZWU)

76 The Parliament attack really shows how stupid gun control laws are.

If someone is determined to do harm, they will do it.

If someone is not inclined to do harm, they have frelling artillery and nobody will get a scratch.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 22, 2017 12:02 PM (zsHGH)

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 22, 2017 12:02 PM (b7fwp)

78 74 You know who else was afraid of stairs?
Posted by: This...is CNN at March 22, 2017 12:01 PM (qJhUV)

=================

...Stalin?

The Hitler thing is old and doesn't include the juicy Russia bit that the MSM just won't let die.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 22, 2017 12:02 PM (mC1ZI)

79 Also, I thought that something like this had been covered during Theresa
May's visit when that picture of them holding hands while walking came
out.



Trump has some kind of condition that leads to vertigo (?) on descending planes?
--

I hadn't heard anything about vertigo; I'm betting it's a bum knee issue.

God has recently gifted me with bursitis, and things like steps aren't always fun when it's acting up.

Posted by: shibumi at March 22, 2017 12:02 PM (FkAXz)

80 "Trump flaunts his brazen tie color!!"

Posted by: CNN at March 22, 2017 12:02 PM (fDdVG)

81 but, you know, Trump's not afraid of pussies / pussy


so there's that...

Posted by: wiches and thats at March 22, 2017 12:03 PM (ihtYN)

82 What's wrong with Rhode's Island?

Posted by: A. Stoic Lee at March 22, 2017 12:03 PM (m/LaZ)

83 Is CNN afraid of heterosexual intercourse? We examine this in depth on AoSNN!
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 22, 2017 11:58 AM


Given the nature of this investigation, please make sure the part-time journalism student assigned to it is a cistern.

Posted by: AoSNN Assistant Associate Producter 270 of 333 at March 22, 2017 12:03 PM (DMUuz)

84 80 "Trump flaunts his brazen tie color!!"
Posted by: CNN at March 22, 2017 12:02 PM (fDdVG)

=================

"Trump assaults fashion with a literal nuclear weapon!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 22, 2017 12:03 PM (mC1ZI)

85 " I have a good friend who thinks CNN is middle of the road"

That's because the Left has ceded the fact that MSNBC is Left. And because everyone knows that FOX is "right-wing" (lol), that leaves CNN to occupy the lofty middle ground. It"s classic Clintonian Triangulation.
And it's all bullshit.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 22, 2017 12:03 PM (7uYFy)

86 I'll tell you who could run up those stairs, Bernie Sanders!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 22, 2017 12:03 PM (Nwg0u)

87 "73 I wonder when the Muzz mayor of London will make a statement?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2017 11:59 AM (PY9jH)

As soon as he can find a way to blame it on Trump.

And no, I'm not kidding. "

I'm sure the narrative will be that this was a response to the hateful brexit blah blah blah.

Posted by: Lauren at March 22, 2017 12:03 PM (tktIP)

88 Somewhat OT, and apologies if it's been brought up earlier, haven't had time to visit the horde today.

Is it true the London mayor said terrorist attacks are just part of life living in a major city?

I would say they cannot possibly this deranged, but they very clearly are.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 22, 2017 12:03 PM (72PAC)

89 >>>You know who else was afraid of stairs?

Anybody from Rhode Island?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 22, 2017 12:03 PM (XjSCU)

90 Even LIVs are finally noticing how stupid the media is.

That's why even if Trump is not ideologically perfect, he really took out the biggest impediment in American politics and was worth the price of admission.

Posted by: Maritime at March 22, 2017 12:03 PM (9cYRJ)

91 57 46 In all fairness I was most impressed with Melania handling those stairs in heels. Cold and slick stone steps are no joke. Trump looked down, but she was a pro and her head was up.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 22, 2017 11:58 AM (XjSCU)

Uh.... why is looking down suddenly.... looked down upon?

Oh... because they are not posing for PICTURES like all the damn politicians, or a MODEL would...

Got it...

Posted by: Don Q. at March 22, 2017 12:03 PM (NgKpN)

92 We revel in our buffoonery.

Posted by: The Commie News Network at March 22, 2017 12:04 PM (vtcmf)

93

Theresa May was supposed to be doing question time in the house of Commons when it happened

Posted by: ThunderB at March 22, 2017 12:04 PM (c2dUN)

94 Tall people often have knee problems as they age.

Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2017 12:04 PM (Enq6K)

95 http://tinyurl.com/z9b6c4f

Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2017 11:56 AM (Enq6K)


Thank you Tami, I've updated the post accordingly.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 22, 2017 12:04 PM (QUzxR)

96 Sky News reporting one woman is dead, a number of people have "catastrophic injuries" according to a doctor.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2017 12:04 PM (PY9jH)

97 I wonder when the Muzz mayor of London will make a statement?

After he finds out if the attacker was a relative of his or not

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2017 12:04 PM (SjImc)

98 What am I missing here? Why are they asking that question? He is walking down the stairs with everyone else. Did I miss something?

Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at March 22, 2017 12:04 PM (zRZaJ)

99 You know what power hungry, insane narcissist that wanted re-order society was afraid of stairs?

That's right, Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Ripley at March 22, 2017 12:04 PM (1BQGO)

100 One woman is now reported killed in London bridge attack.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2017 12:04 PM (/tuJf)

101 Rhode Island??

DICKS


Don't you know it.

Posted by: The Chicken, Rhode Island Red Variety at March 22, 2017 12:04 PM (TppKb)

102 I'm only afraid of skirts and subpoenas.

Posted by: Hilary! at March 22, 2017 12:04 PM (h/uSM)

103 Yeah, it's not like he's the kind of robust man that Roosevelt was. I mean FDR could trot up and down stairs like an athlete.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2017 12:04 PM (ZO497)

104 Over at WZ:

"Turkish President Tayyip Erdogan said on Wednesday that Europeans across
the world would not be able to walk safely on the streets if they kept
up their current attitude."

Posted by: shibumi at March 22, 2017 12:04 PM (FkAXz)

105 London suspect not wearing a yarmulka, so could be a non-religious Jew.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 22, 2017 12:05 PM (b7fwp)

106 Rhode Island? Oh, you mean Connecticut's bitch.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 22, 2017 12:05 PM (ul9CR)

107
London police are treating this as a terrorist incident until the politicians step in and tell them to claim it's not and just a one off random event lone wolf

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2017 12:05 PM (493sH)

108 One woman confirmed dead in UK attack.

Posted by: Soona at March 22, 2017 12:05 PM (Fmupd)

109 Don't forget Hillz falling while boarding plane --- and she was so frightened of a repeat that the press was no longer allowed to view her boarding planes.

Those don't look like steady steps to me, but I'm not a credentialed journalist...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6RT8Tm_MxU

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2017 12:05 PM (NOIQH)

110 CNN is a clown site

Posted by: runner at March 22, 2017 12:05 PM (c6/9Q)

111 I saw Drudge's latest viewership stats for the most popular cable news shows. CNN had one entry at the bottom of the list.

Posted by: mrp at March 22, 2017 12:05 PM (Pqytn)

112 "Turkish President Tayyip Erdogan said on Wednesday that Europeans across the world would not be able to walk safely on the streets if they kept up their current attitude."

Erdogan let the mask slip just a year or two too early.

Posted by: JEM at March 22, 2017 12:05 PM (TppKb)

113 What's wrong with Rhode's Island?

-
I'm not sure it's really there. It may be imaginary like Oz and Utah.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 22, 2017 12:05 PM (Nwg0u)

114 You know who else was afraid of stairs?
_______________________


FDR?
(too soon?)

Posted by: IP at March 22, 2017 12:05 PM (hUtue)

115 "Turkish President Tayyip Erdogan said on Wednesday that Europeans across

the world would not be able to walk safely on the streets if they kept

up their current attitude."



I've always wanted to go to Istanbul. Now, not so much.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2017 12:05 PM (PY9jH)

116 Over at WZ:

"Turkish President Tayyip Erdogan said on Wednesday that Europeans across
the world would not be able to walk safely on the streets if they kept
up their current attitude."

Posted by: shibumi at March 22, 2017 12:04 PM (FkAXz)\

full blown muzzie...always was, always will be

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2017 12:05 PM (SjImc)

117 Turkish President Tayyip Erdogan said on Wednesday that Europeans across
the world would not be able to walk safely on the streets if they kept
up their current attitude."

Posted by: shibumi at March 22, 2017 12:04 PM (FkAXz)

(Jump to top of page)

Well, well, well.
I guess someone heeded Erdogan's call in London....

Posted by: JoeF. at March 22, 2017 12:06 PM (7uYFy)

118 104 Even he knows mulims are dangerous.

Posted by: steevy at March 22, 2017 12:06 PM (r/0kC)

119 You know who else was afraid of stairs?

Hitler.

(Probably.)

Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at March 22, 2017 12:06 PM (rft/I)

120 "I wonder when the Muzz mayor of London will make a statement?"

After he's donated cash to the widows and orphans fund that will support the attackers' families.

Posted by: Robert Crawford at March 22, 2017 12:06 PM (xhEbi)

121
Do they even have stairs in Rhode Island? I mean you walk ten feet In any direction and you're in the next state over.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 22, 2017 12:06 PM (ZFUt7)

122 Sky News reporting one dead in London attack, Parliament remains on lockdown because of suspicious package.

Posted by: T at March 22, 2017 12:06 PM (IKdzI)

123 111 I saw Drudge's latest viewership stats for the most popular cable news shows. CNN had one entry at the bottom of the list.
Posted by: mrp at March 22, 2017 12:05 PM (Pqytn)

==================

With decreased ratings comes decreased influence.

May it continue.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 22, 2017 12:06 PM (mC1ZI)

124 ...Stalin?

The Hitler thing is old and doesn't include the juicy Russia bit that the MSM just won't let die.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 22, 2017 12:02 PM (mC1ZI)

=========================

No, see Stalin had the right ideology, it's just the people working for him didn't follow communism correctly. And criticizing Stalin is criticizing the State.

And there will be NO criticism of the State, comrade...

Posted by: toddler at March 22, 2017 12:06 PM (+kNh7)

125

One of the victims, a woman, died

Catistrophic injuries

Posted by: ThunderB at March 22, 2017 12:06 PM (c2dUN)

126 FBN: One woman confirmed dead in London attack.

Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2017 12:06 PM (Enq6K)

127 Look at the death grip the FAB had on dude's arm.

You know those talons left marks.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 22, 2017 12:06 PM (ul9CR)

128 >>Rhode Island? Oh, you mean Connecticut's bitch.

Connecticut? Please. It's a rest stop masquerading as a state.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2017 12:06 PM (/tuJf)

129 It only reminds me of Obama and the umbrella/gate incident.

Posted by: Dang at March 22, 2017 12:06 PM (8b+oT)

130 The DailyMail's article put the word 'Asian' in quotes. That's the first time I've seen a British online publication do that.

Posted by: mrp at March 22, 2017 12:07 PM (Pqytn)

131 >>Is it true the London mayor said terrorist attacks are just part of life living in a major city?




Yes, yes he did.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2017 12:07 PM (NOIQH)

132 124
No, see Stalin had the right ideology, it's just the people working for him didn't follow communism correctly. And criticizing Stalin is criticizing the State.

And there will be NO criticism of the State, comrade...
Posted by: toddler at March 22, 2017 12:06 PM (+kNh7)

===================

"You're damn right."
-Bernie Sanders, Socialist of the National variety

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 22, 2017 12:07 PM (mC1ZI)

133 Thank you Tami, I've updated the post accordingly.


Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 22, 2017 12:04 PM (QUzxR)

You're welcome!

Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2017 12:07 PM (Enq6K)

134 remember, Chuck Schumer thinks he is 'middle of the road"

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 22, 2017 12:07 PM (b7fwp)

135 92 We revel in our buffoonery.
Posted by: The Commie News Network at March 22, 2017 12:04 PM (vtcmf)


I FOUND HONG KONG!!

No, wait..... T-i-e-r-r-a d-e-l F-u-e-g-o.

Posted by: This is CNN at March 22, 2017 12:07 PM (qoAfa)

136 131 >>Is it true the London mayor said terrorist attacks are just part of life living in a major city?




Yes, yes he did.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2017 12:07 PM (NOIQH)

=================

I wonder if Tony Blair felt warm and fuzzy when he heard that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 22, 2017 12:07 PM (mC1ZI)

137 Deploy the #PrayForLondon hashtags!

Posted by: Shadow President Barack O'Kalorama at March 22, 2017 12:07 PM (B6OKy)

138 Thanks for all the thoughts, prayers and support guys. Well, the ones who don't want me to die and go to hell because I'm a lawyer.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 22, 2017 12:07 PM (0mRoj)

139 By the way I love Rhode Island

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2017 12:08 PM (SjImc)

140 After the election The Hollywood Reporter had a piece titled "If Cable News Wants To Flourish, Go All In Against Trump"

I didn't actually read it, but clearly Jeff Zucker did and took it to heart.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at March 22, 2017 12:08 PM (FqgrG)

141 I've heard of Rhode Island Reds. Not sure what it means, but it sounds bad.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 22, 2017 12:08 PM (Nwg0u)

142 I dunno... them Shinto guys can get awfully ornery.

It's from being so ronery

Posted by: Shinto guys at March 22, 2017 12:08 PM (BrQrN)

143 138 Thanks for all the thoughts, prayers and support guys. Well, the ones who don't want me to die and go to hell because I'm a lawyer.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 22, 2017 12:07 PM (0mRoj)

==================

Gotta support lawyers at some level. I mean, only lawyers can become Supreme Court justices, amiright? It's in the constitution.

Insomniac for replacing RBG!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 22, 2017 12:08 PM (mC1ZI)

144 18 My husbands company operates in some very high risk places

He will chew your ass if you dont hold a hand rail
Posted by: ThunderB at March 22, 2017 11:55 AM (c2dUN)


I have GOT to meet your husband !!!

Posted by: Allison Williams at March 22, 2017 12:09 PM (xU+kn)

145 >>By the way I love Rhode Island

Finally, a man of culture and taste in this wasteland.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2017 12:09 PM (/tuJf)

146 Over at WZ:

"Turkish President Tayyip Erdogan said on Wednesday that Europeans across the world would not be able to walk safely on the streets if they kept up their current attitude."

Posted by: shibumi at March 22, 2017 12:04 PM (FkAXz)




They shouldn't be walking the streets of Constantinople. Time to kick them back across the Bosphorus Strait

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2017 12:09 PM (493sH)

147 What gets me is people who watch CNN like it's worth paying attention to. Was getting truck seen to at Toyota place yesterday and CNN was on in waiting area. All I could do not to shout 'What is this crap on the tv?' Anyway, y'all remember CNN from the Desert Storm era? It was almost like they were Americans or something. Today? Not so much. Fox is getting just as bad, too.

Posted by: Eromero at March 22, 2017 12:09 PM (zLDYs)

148 You know who else was afraid of stairs?

Hitler.

(Probably.)

Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at March 22, 2017 12:06 PM (rft/I)
-----------------------------------
That's why he was only shown ascending and not descending unless descending in an airplane.
#GoodJobLeni

Posted by: Undocumented at March 22, 2017 12:09 PM (SsblQ)

149 1 year "anniversary' of Brussels attack

Posted by: runner at March 22, 2017 12:09 PM (c6/9Q)

150 In Hillary's defense, that was a fun house with shifting stairs and a teetering foundation. Of course, drinking a bottle of vodka on the way over will turn any house into a fun house with shifting stairs and a teetering foundation.

Posted by: Dang at March 22, 2017 12:09 PM (8b+oT)

151 You know what the best way to hasten CNN's demise is? Cut the cord. I think like ESPN they do get a cut of everyone's cable/satellite bill even if you never watch it.

Posted by: Independent George at March 22, 2017 12:09 PM (BDZWU)

152 And I for one cannot wait until the serious thinkers gather round for a circle jerk to "Imagine". Because fantasy is clearly the best way to deal with an issue.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at March 22, 2017 12:09 PM (FqgrG)

153 I've heard of Rhode Island Reds. Not sure what it means, but it sounds bad.
________________________________________


So bad that they were moved to Cincinnati.

Posted by: IP at March 22, 2017 12:09 PM (hUtue)

154 "I've always wanted to go to Istanbul. Now, not so much."

It was a fascinating place. But two years ago some Muzzles jumped US sailors coming ashore, and last year they had attacks on Ataturk airport and the site of the Hippodrome.

(There's some other name for that area, based on some sultan and his grotesque mosque, but I refuse to recognize the Turkish occupation.)

Posted by: Robert Crawford at March 22, 2017 12:09 PM (xhEbi)

155 He's keeping his head down because he's in the presence of The One.

Posted by: unwashed at March 22, 2017 12:09 PM (bcDxW)

156 Eyewitnesses reported at least two bodies floating in the water next to Westminster bridge.

Posted by: mrp at March 22, 2017 12:09 PM (Pqytn)

157
I miss epi-pen guy. I was always hoping for the moment when she would drop and he'd drive that sucker into her chest.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 22, 2017 12:10 PM (ZFUt7)

158 151 You know what the best way to hasten CNN's demise is? Cut the cord. I think like ESPN they do get a cut of everyone's cable/satellite bill even if you never watch it.
Posted by: Independent George at March 22, 2017 12:09 PM (BDZWU)

================

Every cable channel does.

It's also why MSNBC exists.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 22, 2017 12:10 PM (mC1ZI)

159 51-

Insomniac, I don't want you to go to hell period. And after dealing with some very lovely lawyers with my accident, I think the few bad apples give the whole barrel a bad name.
Just like federal employees. (Okay, frankly, there are more bad federal employees than there are bad lawyers. At least the lawyers have to hustle to make a living. I've known too many feds who literally sat on their butts eight hours a day, and then went home. In one case, he hid in a warehouse and took naps on the extra beds (for an embassy) so his bosses couldn't find him. )

And prayers going up for good results. It's time.

Posted by: moki at March 22, 2017 12:10 PM (wuzmq)

160 Reporting the stupid bullshit that others are afraid too!

Posted by: DarthVader at March 22, 2017 12:10 PM (88nIJ)

161 Why did the Rhodie cross the road?

He wanted to visit another state.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 22, 2017 12:10 PM (ul9CR)

162 >> By the way I love Rhode Island


As much as Ace loves Fire Island?

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2017 12:10 PM (4/95V)

163 130 The DailyMail's article put the word 'Asian' in quotes. That's the first time I've seen a British online publication do that.
Posted by: mrp


The Yellow Menace strikes again.

Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at March 22, 2017 12:10 PM (rft/I)

164 Is it true the London mayor said terrorist attacks are just part of life living in a major city?

According to Jihad Watch:

Sadiq Khan said attacks such as the jihad bombing in Chelsea were "part and parcel" of life in a big city. "It is a reality I'm afraid that London, New York, other major cities around the world have got to be prepared for these sorts of things." He also criticized Donald Trump for saying it was time to "get tough" on terrorism.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 22, 2017 12:10 PM (X6fMO)

165 I used to bang interns on the White House stairs! The press loved it!

Posted by: Zombie John F. Kennedy at March 22, 2017 12:10 PM (qJhUV)

166 Terror attack sucks all the oxygen out of the news cycle. Senate dems hardest hit.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 22, 2017 12:10 PM (kTF2Z)

167
Killed civilians

Stopped government

No problem here

Posted by: ThunderB at March 22, 2017 12:10 PM (c2dUN)

168 Trump has some kind of condition that leads to vertigo (?) on descending planes?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 22, 2017 11:59 AM (mC1ZI)

someone suggested he may wear bifocal or progressive contacts

Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 22, 2017 12:10 PM (Om16U)

169 DONALD TRUMP IS A DALEK!

Posted by: CNN at March 22, 2017 12:11 PM (oVJmc)

170 Even CNN covered Hillary falling after climbing up stairs into airplane.
Very careful steps, gripping the handrail, etc.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9p1KYsu_1MU

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2017 12:11 PM (NOIQH)

171 I'm sure i will love Rhode Island more when I taste coffee milk and coffee milk ice cream for the first time. Not necessarily in that order.

Posted by: bluebell at March 22, 2017 12:11 PM (sBOL1)

172 I wonder when the Muzz mayor of London will make a statement?
--

"We must resist against making a rush judgment in the recent incident near Parliament. There must not be any violent retribution against the peaceful Muslim community that makes up this city. Unfortunately, the hate that drove Brexit is now being evidenced in the streets, and many innocent and peceful Muslims are being driven to the point of mental illness by the actions of the hateful Islamaphobes that inhabit this city. The only way that we can stop this sort of mental illness among the Muslim community is to bring in more Muslims into the city, and to abandon Christianity and convert to Islam. Only then will Britain be safe and happy."

Posted by: Mohammad, the Imam Mayor of London at March 22, 2017 12:11 PM (FkAXz)

173 Do they even have stairs in Rhode Island? I mean you walk ten feet In any direction and you're in the next state over.

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What a load of crap. In some directions you're in the ocean.

Posted by: Hilary! at March 22, 2017 12:11 PM (h/uSM)

174 Was it good for you, IP ? It was good for me.

Posted by: The Margins at March 22, 2017 12:11 PM (/BTP8)

175 >>Is it true the London mayor said terrorist attacks are just part of life living in a major city?

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He probably should have said, "terrorist attacks are just part of death and dying in a major city run by a muzzie."

Posted by: Dang at March 22, 2017 12:11 PM (8b+oT)

176 So a 70-year-old minds his feet on stairs.

Stop the presses.

Posted by: CNN at March 22, 2017 12:11 PM (oVJmc)

177 Going up stairs is no problem -- bad eyes and limited depth perception means going down stairs is an adventure.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 22, 2017 12:12 PM (MIKMs)

178 the science is settled. the prezznit is skeered of stairs. also, cnn is now the onion. the onion is cnn.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2017 12:12 PM (KP5rU)

179 The DailyMail's article put the word 'Asian' in quotes. That's the first time I've seen a British online publication do that.
Posted by: mrp

The Yellow Menace strikes again.

Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at March 22, 2017 12:10 PM (rft/I)



It's Fu Manchu!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2017 12:12 PM (493sH)

180
Gotta support lawyers at some level. I mean, only lawyers can become Supreme Court justices, amiright? It's in the constitution.

Insomniac for replacing RBG!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 22, 2017 12:08 PM (mC1ZI)


Oooooo, that's a good idea! Does PDT have a suggestion box? Or can we just say that enough around here so that Bannon reads it?

Posted by: moki at March 22, 2017 12:12 PM (wuzmq)

181 Hmmmm.. doesn't Brexit trigger like.. this month?

Posted by: Don Q. at March 22, 2017 12:12 PM (NgKpN)

182 more stuff to make you mad

(delete space)
https://twitter.com/polNewsNetwork1/status /844529375706038273

Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 22, 2017 12:12 PM (Om16U)

183 CNN, a President that looks before he Leaps

CNN a Presiddnt that Might THINK to open umbrella
CNN a President that Looks before He Knows we'll have to find a New Doctor and pay way more than 2,500 more

A President that might search a result of misteps before he falls Flat on Americas collective ass

Posted by: nevershutsup. thieving chica at March 22, 2017 12:12 PM (R7cwD)

184

Travel suspension is just so unfair and bigoted and crazy

Right?

Posted by: ThunderB at March 22, 2017 12:12 PM (c2dUN)

185 Hillary loves steps...so much that she can't get into a fucking SUV without a step.

http://tinyurl.com/mvjjfkh

Posted by: Timon at March 22, 2017 12:12 PM (27k1O)

186 I am shocked to find Muslim Terrorism in London!

Posted by: Captain Rennault at March 22, 2017 12:13 PM (iT57s)

187 Is it true the London mayor said terrorist attacks are just part of life living in a major city?

According to Jihad Watch:

Sadiq Khan said attacks such as the jihad bombing in Chelsea were "part and parcel" of life in a big city. "It is a reality I'm afraid that London, New York, other major cities around the world have got to be prepared for these sorts of things." He also criticized Donald Trump for saying it was time to "get tough" on terrorism.



Wait until the pushback happens and they have to accept that their muzzie neighborhoods start blowing up.

Hey, part & parcel for living in a big city!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2017 12:13 PM (Uohrc)

188 131 >>Is it true the London mayor said terrorist attacks are just part of life living in a major city?




Yes, yes he did.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2017 12:07 PM (NOIQH)

Yeah, right up there with panhandlers and heavy traffic. [Facepalm]

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 22, 2017 12:13 PM (RD7QR)

189 Margins?
Meh, never heard of em, are they a Rhode Island thing too?


Posted by: IP at March 22, 2017 12:13 PM (hUtue)

190 131 >>Is it true the London mayor said terrorist attacks are just part of life living in a major city?

Part of life living in a major city FULL OF PUSSIES!

Posted by: unwashed at March 22, 2017 12:13 PM (bcDxW)

191 Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 22, 2017 12:10 PM (ZFUt7)

Recall Diazepam Man's shining moment when he had to coach HRC because she became disoriented. After he whispered in her ear, she said,

"We're just going to keep talking now"

Posted by: kallisto at March 22, 2017 12:13 PM (nNdYv)

192 I didn't even know trashing Rhode Island was a thing. I've been waiting for this my entire life!

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 22, 2017 12:13 PM (sF/De)

193 "They shouldn't be walking the streets of Constantinople. Time to kick them back across the Bosphorus Strait"

Back to central Asia, as far as I'm concerned. I'd like to see where Mithradates ruled and where the 10,000 reached the Black Sea.

High up in the mountains of eastern Turkey, there are villages where the elders still speak Greek. Where I read about them didn't mention if they also held onto Christianity, but in any case, wow.

Posted by: Robert Crawford at March 22, 2017 12:14 PM (xhEbi)

194 I actually thought Chuck Barris died several years ago. But maybe that's what he *wanted* me to think.

Posted by: sinalco at March 22, 2017 12:14 PM (yODqO)

195 >>>Uh.... why is looking down suddenly.... looked down upon?

It's not looked down upon, but as part of a ceremony, yeah, it looks better if you're not looking at your feet.

Lighten up, don't be a Rhode Island dick about it.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 22, 2017 12:14 PM (g6hBz)

196 Perhaps we need to inform everyone in the UK that Ming the Merciless was a mohammedan.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 22, 2017 12:14 PM (7ZVPa)

197 Sadiq Khan said attacks such as the jihad bombing in Chelsea were "part and parcel" of life in a big city. "It is a reality I'm afraid that London, New York, other major cities around the world have got to be prepared for these sorts of things." He also criticized Donald Trump for saying it was time to "get tough" on terrorism.





Jack the Ripper is just part and parcel of life in Whitechapel.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2017 12:14 PM (493sH)

198 >>I'm sure i will love Rhode Island more when I taste coffee milk and coffee milk ice cream for the first time. Not necessarily in that order.

Wait until you have a Coffee Milk Cabinet. Then we will own you.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2017 12:14 PM (/tuJf)

199 "London Has Fallen" ain't just the name of a movie nobody saw.

Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at March 22, 2017 12:14 PM (rft/I)

200 terror "incident"?? more like terror attack

Posted by: runner at March 22, 2017 12:14 PM (c6/9Q)

201 Trump has phobia for marble and granite!!

Posted by: CNN at March 22, 2017 12:14 PM (fDdVG)

202 Texas looks at Rhode Island and says, "It's kinda small for a parking lot, ain't it?"

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 22, 2017 12:15 PM (ul9CR)

203 And it has lighthouses! Or, at least one.

Posted by: bluebell at March 22, 2017 12:15 PM (sBOL1)

204 We cannot vote on Gorsuch until we get to the bottom of Stairgate!

Posted by: Chuckie Schumer at March 22, 2017 12:15 PM (TDJsa)

205 TERRORIST ATTACK IN LONDON
AUTHORITIES BRACE FOR ANTI-MUSLIM BLOWBACK

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 22, 2017 12:15 PM (oVJmc)

206 Spicer should put up that screengrab and then invite any CNN assholes in the press room to come forward and give a detailed explanation as to why they shouldn't be booted out on their ass.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 22, 2017 12:15 PM (X6fMO)

207
He's not just 70 years old, he's probably at least six inches taller than average height. Height is no advantage on stairs.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 22, 2017 12:15 PM (ZFUt7)

208 141 I've heard of Rhode Island Reds. Not sure what it means, but it sounds bad.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 22, 2017 12:08 PM
~~~~~

Pretty sure they're amphetamines.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 22, 2017 12:15 PM (HiDrR)

209 204 We cannot vote on Gorsuch until we get to the bottom of Stairgate!
Posted by: Chuckie Schumer at March 22, 2017 12:15 PM (TDJsa)

====================

*reluctantly prepares Reid Rule extension to SCOTUS picks*
-Mitch McConnell

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 22, 2017 12:16 PM (mC1ZI)

210 And it has lighthouses! Or, at least one.


isn't that also a street lamp?

Posted by: IP at March 22, 2017 12:16 PM (hUtue)

211 Wait until you have a Coffee Milk Cabinet. Then we will own you.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2017 12:14 PM (/tuJf)
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Whoa, whoa, whoa -- what is this cabinet thing? I take it it's not a place to keep your coffee milk?

Posted by: bluebell at March 22, 2017 12:16 PM (sBOL1)

212 I actually thought Chuck Barris died several years ago. But maybe that's what he *wanted* me to think.

Ask not for whom the gong gongs...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 22, 2017 12:16 PM (oVJmc)

213 Asian, in England, IIRC, refers to the near East - Pahkestan, Afghanistan, India, maybe even the Middle East. Not sure what they call people from the far East.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 22, 2017 12:16 PM (dZ756)

214 Oh. So ran people over on the bridge, rammed the fence around Parliament with the car, stabbed a cop, and then shot

Posted by: ThunderB at March 22, 2017 12:16 PM (c2dUN)

215 According to Jihad Watch:

Sadiq Khan said attacks such as the jihad bombing in Chelsea were "part and parcel" of life in a big city. "It is a reality I'm afraid that London, New York, other major cities around the world have got to be prepared for these sorts of things." He also criticized Donald Trump for saying it was time to "get tough" on terrorism.


Fuck him up the bum with a rib from a pig. Sideways.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at March 22, 2017 12:17 PM (tVWQB)

216 millions of CCTV cameras

Posted by: runner at March 22, 2017 12:17 PM (c6/9Q)

217 STAIRGATE

LOLOLOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2017 12:17 PM (fDdVG)

218 Is it true the London mayor said terrorist attacks are just part of life living in a major city?




Yes, yes he did.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2017 12:07 PM (NOIQ

we can absorb those losses as Our president said.

It's the cost of being a worlds citizens.

Stalin? a single person is a tragedy a million or Whatever is a statistic

Posted by: nevershutsup. thieving chica at March 22, 2017 12:17 PM (R7cwD)

219 TERRORIST ATTACK IN LONDON
AUTHORITIES BRACE FOR ANTI-MUSLIM BLOWBACK


If the mythical anti-muslim backlash ever happens, the London mayor should say that's just part of city living as well. Get used to it or leave.

Posted by: gewa76 at March 22, 2017 12:17 PM (B6OKy)

220 Texas looks at Rhode Island and says, "It's kinda small for a parking lot, ain't it?"

There's an old saying, "Never ask a man if he's from Texas. If he is, he'll tell you. If he isn't, why make him feel bad?"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 22, 2017 12:17 PM (X6fMO)

221 Thanks for all the thoughts, prayers and support guys. Well, the ones who don't want me to die and go to hell because I'm a lawyer.

Ahem..

Posted by: Embrace the Power of And at March 22, 2017 12:17 PM (XkVXQ)

222 169 DONALD TRUMP IS A DALEK!
Posted by: CNN at March 22, 2017 12:11 PM (oVJmc)

Untrue.... clearly, with his displayed enhanced vitality... exhibited by the hours he is energetic...

Clearly, he is a member of the 'Family of Blood'...

Posted by: Dr. Who?? at March 22, 2017 12:18 PM (NgKpN)

223 Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 22, 2017 12:07 PM

Insomniac, I'm with bluebell; please drop the 'description', or at least replace "sin" with "con mucho". Attitude comes across, positive or negative.

And bluebell is a smart cookie, despite her irrational feelings concerning the Yankees, and even though we don't know her preference in chocolate chips (semi-sweet or milk).

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 22, 2017 12:18 PM (DMUuz)

224 Parliament on lock down

But still funky.




Posted by: George Clinton at March 22, 2017 12:18 PM (ul9CR)

225 I fell down a set of concrete stairs and spent time in intensive care. You better believe I am more careful when I'm on stairs.

Posted by: daninmichigan at March 22, 2017 12:18 PM (Puy5+)

226 >>"London Has Fallen" ain't just the name of a movie nobody saw.


Oh, son and I liked that movie!! Cheesy as H#ll, but Gerard Butler has some awesomely un-PC lines. Like when the prezzy asks him "Did you have to do that?" after he brutally stabs a terrorist to death while his friend on the other end of the walkie-talkie listens in horror. "No." Zing!

And, uh, Aaron Echkhart...

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2017 12:19 PM (NOIQH)

227 219 If it ever happened he would be among the first danglng from a lamp post.

Posted by: steevy at March 22, 2017 12:19 PM (r/0kC)

228 insomniac, I'm with bluebell; please drop the 'description', or at least replace "sin" with "con mucho". Attitude comes across, positive or negative.

Preach it, brother!!.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2017 12:19 PM (fDdVG)

229 And prayers going up for good results. It's time.
Posted by: moki at March 22, 2017 12:10 PM (wuzmq)

Thanks moki. You are very kind.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 22, 2017 12:19 PM (0mRoj)

230 Another unforced error by Trump.

This will hurt him in the swing states. Going to be an early night.





Posted by: Will Bynne at March 22, 2017 12:19 PM (ul9CR)

231
Parliament on lock down



But still funky.
--

I see what you did there.

Posted by: shibumi at March 22, 2017 12:20 PM (FkAXz)

232 Well, now we need to be preparing for the real danger, guys....

Yep, a possible Islamophobic backlash.

Posted by: T at March 22, 2017 12:20 PM (IKdzI)

233 >>Whoa, whoa, whoa -- what is this cabinet thing? I take it it's not a place to keep your coffee milk?

In a manner of speaking. A cabinet is the original name of what you outsiders refer to as a milk shake. Legend has it that the first person to make the concoction in RI kept the ice cream in a cabinet and so people started asking for a cabinet.

In RI, a milk shake is shaken milk. Massachusetts is trying to oppress us and force the name frappe on us which in olden MA was a term for a man pleasuring himself. We purists are pushing back because #RIResists.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2017 12:20 PM (/tuJf)

234 Parliament now has a bomb threat

Posted by: ThunderB at March 22, 2017 12:20 PM (c2dUN)

235
I am beginning to believe that this terrorism stuff is getting out of control, and we'll all be in lockdown before it is over.

Posted by: A. Stoic Lee at March 22, 2017 12:20 PM (m/LaZ)

236 Semi-sweet, of course, Duncanthrax -- just like me.

Posted by: bluebell at March 22, 2017 12:20 PM (sBOL1)

237 There's an old saying, "Never ask a man if he's from Texas. If he is, he'll tell you. If he isn't, why make him feel bad?"




That is so true. Was in Canada for a paintball scenario along with a bunch of others from the US. When questioned where we were from, all the others said, "the US".
Those of us from Texas said, "Texas".

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2017 12:20 PM (Uohrc)

238 Looks like hILLRY is wearing bulletproof Depends.

Posted by: wth at March 22, 2017 12:20 PM (HgMAr)

239 The future does not belong to those who slander Islam.

--- Barack Hussein Obama

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2017 12:20 PM (PY9jH)

240 Before Trump was elected.

"He's not a conservative!!! Don't vote him!!!"

After Trump is elected.

"How come he won't do (insert favorite conservative hill to die on here) now! "

I see no problem with this.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at March 22, 2017 12:21 PM (d76uN)

241 217 STAIRGATE

LOLOLOL.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2017 12:17 PM (fDdVG)

That's just not funny....

Posted by: Dr. Daniel Jacksson at March 22, 2017 12:21 PM (NgKpN)

242 "I am shocked to find Muslim Terrorism in London!"

I've been in London two days in my entire life. The second day, heading back to the hotel, I see the headlines in the papers are about a bomb threat phoned in on an IRA secret line.

This was 2012.

Posted by: Robert Crawford at March 22, 2017 12:21 PM (xhEbi)

243 221 Thanks for all the thoughts, prayers and support guys. Well, the ones who don't want me to die and go to hell because I'm a lawyer.

Ahem..
Posted by: Embrace the Power of And at March 22, 2017 12:17 PM (XkVXQ)

Not sure I completely understand the message, but I'm leaning toward "eat me" as a response...

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 22, 2017 12:21 PM (0mRoj)

244 Is it true the London mayor said terrorist attacks are just part of life living in a major city?

According to Jihad Watch:

Sadiq Khan said attacks such as the jihad bombing in Chelsea were "part and parcel" of life in a big city. "It is a reality I'm afraid that London, New York, other major cities around the world have got to be prepared for these sorts of things." He also criticized Donald Trump for saying it was time to "get tough" on terrorism.



He has a point.
Look at Pakistan.
Look at Iraq.
Look at Nigeria.

Look at any major nation with a substantial Islamic Presence.

Terrorist attacks are a regular occurrence. With his background and understanding of Islam, he is just telling the truth.

Posted by: rd at March 22, 2017 12:21 PM (iT57s)

245 Muzzies attack outside of British Parliament.

News at 11.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at March 22, 2017 12:21 PM (gtQ/3)

246
Alex Trebek: "Okay Wolf, pick an answer"

Wolf Blitzer:" I'll take Most Common Colors, for $400, Alex"

Alex: "Alright, here we go, 'Blue'.

*ta da dah da dah*

(Wolf rings in)

Alex: "Wolf?"

Wolf:"New York, Alex, the answer is 'New York'

(bzzzzzzzzt)

Alex: *WTF?* "Uh, no, Wolf. The question is, 'What color is the sky?'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2017 12:21 PM (ZO497)

247 >>Oh. So ran people over on the bridge, rammed the fence around Parliament with the car, stabbed a cop, and then shot



When are we going to get common-sense SUV and knife control, people?!?!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2017 12:21 PM (NOIQH)

248 If Trump would shut his fucking mouth and stop tweeting crap about Obama bebooping down the steps of AF1 maybe CNN wouldn't retaliate just as childishly.

Posted by: Jaimo at March 22, 2017 12:21 PM (9U1OG)

249 Parliament on lock down



But still funky.

===============

but will the glow in the dark dog still hunt cats?

Posted by: toddler at March 22, 2017 12:22 PM (+kNh7)

250 DEMOCRACY DIES IN INANITY

Posted by: Mega at March 22, 2017 12:22 PM (S3q0Y)

251 PM QA is once a week - Wednesdays

Posted by: runner at March 22, 2017 12:22 PM (c6/9Q)

252 I blame Stephen Hawking.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 22, 2017 12:22 PM (oVJmc)

253 190 131 >>Is it true the London mayor said terrorist attacks are just part of life living in a major city?

Part of life living in a major city FULL OF PUSSIES!
Posted by: unwashed at March 22, 2017 12:13 PM (bcDxW)


-----------------


BOSTON STRONG!

Posted by: Soona at March 22, 2017 12:22 PM (Fmupd)

254 meant to be a message

Posted by: runner at March 22, 2017 12:22 PM (c6/9Q)

255 Thanks, JackStraw. Of course I knew about frappes, but I had never heard of cabinets before. Clearly the missing link in my ice cream knowledge.

*adds coffee milk cabinet to bucket list*



Posted by: bluebell at March 22, 2017 12:22 PM (sBOL1)

256 I spent a week in London several years ago. Had a great time, took a train to Canterbury and then Dover.

I wouldn't relax for a second if I visited now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2017 12:22 PM (PY9jH)

257 TERRORIST ATTACK IN LONDON

AUTHORITIES BRACE FOR ANTI-MUSLIM BLOWBACK

-----
The new "journalism."

Ignore what just happened and imagine what might happen.

Posted by: Dang at March 22, 2017 12:23 PM (8b+oT)

258 Asian, in England, IIRC, refers to the near East - Pahkestan, Afghanistan, India, maybe even the Middle East. Not sure what they call people from the far East.


Posted by: SFGoth at March 22, 2017 12:16 PM (dZ756)
-------------------------
Seems a wee bit off to refer to people from Asia as Asians.

Posted by: Undocumented at March 22, 2017 12:23 PM (SsblQ)

259 248 If Trump would shut his fucking mouth and stop tweeting crap about Obama bebooping down the steps of AF1 maybe CNN wouldn't retaliate just as childishly.
Posted by: Jaimo at March 22, 2017 12:21 PM (9U1OG)

==============

And abolitionists are the reason the South attacked Fort Sumter.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 22, 2017 12:23 PM (mC1ZI)

260 How insufferable is Sheldon Whitehouse

I say VERY


Posted by: ed gibbon at March 22, 2017 12:23 PM (LQhMs)

261 Parliament now has a bomb threat

Posted by: ThunderB at March 22, 2017 12:20 PM (c2dUN)





Guy Fawkes: Don't look at me

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2017 12:23 PM (493sH)

262 "STAIRGATE"

The movie was good, but I think the series went on a couple seasons too long. And I'm speaking as someone who had the hots for Claudia Black.

Posted by: Robert Crawford at March 22, 2017 12:23 PM (xhEbi)

263 Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 22, 2017 12:18 PM (DMUuz)

Like I said I'll consider it once I believe I have sufficient evidence to the contrary.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 22, 2017 12:23 PM (0mRoj)

264

CNN calling this incident......a firearm incident

Shit you not

Posted by: ThunderB at March 22, 2017 12:24 PM (c2dUN)

265 >>STAIRGATE


The Chevrons are locking, Mother.

Posted by: Archer at March 22, 2017 12:24 PM (4/95V)

266 I blame Stephen Hawking.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles
-----

"Hey Siri, are you a dirty girl?"

Posted by: Stephen Hawking at March 22, 2017 12:24 PM (8b+oT)

267 The most beautiful sound in the world is the evening call to prayer.

--- Barack Hussein Obama

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2017 12:24 PM (PY9jH)

268 Ahem..
Posted by: Embrace the Power of And at March 22, 2017 12:17 PM (XkVXQ)

Not sure I completely understand the message, but I'm leaning toward "eat me" as a response...
Posted by: Insomniac


If they're fucking with you, they like you.
It's when they ignore you.......

Took me a while to understand that.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2017 12:24 PM (Uohrc)

269 18
My husbands company operates in some very high risk places

He will chew your ass if you dont hold a hand rail
Posted by: ThunderB at March 22, 2017 11:55 AM (c2dUN)

This.

My parents were constantly reminding us children to hold the handrails when we'd go up or down stairs. I've drilled it into my daughter's brain, too. Trump grew up in a two parent household and went to military school, so it's a safe bet that more than one person reminded him to hold the rail.

Obama probably never had adult in his life who actually cared enough about him to teach him basic safety.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at March 22, 2017 12:24 PM (oQQwD)

270 >>In a manner of speaking. A cabinet is the original name of what you
outsiders refer to as a milk shake. Legend has it that the first person
to make the concoction in RI kept the ice cream in a cabinet and so
people started asking for a cabinet.




Thanks - always wondered about that!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2017 12:25 PM (NOIQH)

271 How can Donald Trump deal with this when he can't go down stairs???

Posted by: CNN at March 22, 2017 12:25 PM (oVJmc)

272 >>Parliament on lock down


Until they, 'Tear The Roof Off the Sucka'.

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2017 12:25 PM (4/95V)

273 My husband is in London today. Hopefully not there

Posted by: ThunderB at March 22, 2017 12:25 PM (c2dUN)

274 CNN calling this incident......a firearm incident

Shit you not

Posted by: ThunderB at March 22, 2017 12:24 PM (c2dUN)


A gun was just floating in the gun and started shooting people?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2017 12:25 PM (493sH)

275 259 248 If Trump would shut his fucking mouth and stop tweeting crap about Obama bebooping down the steps of AF1 maybe CNN wouldn't retaliate just as childishly.
Posted by: Jaimo at March 22, 2017 12:21 PM (9U1OG)

==============

And abolitionists are the reason the South attacked Fort Sumter.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 22, 2017 12:23 PM (mC1ZI)

Yes... it was clearly the Rum runners who caused Prohibition!

Posted by: Don Q. at March 22, 2017 12:25 PM (NgKpN)

276 Why are you people always bullshitting, and bullshitting, and bullshitting all of the time like big bullshitting bullshitters?

Posted by: Fareed Zakaria at March 22, 2017 12:25 PM (2Mnv1)

277 the battle of Stalingrad was a 'firearm incident'

Posted by: General von Paulus at March 22, 2017 12:25 PM (ihtYN)

278
CNN calling this incident......a firearm incident



Shit you not

Posted by: ThunderB at March 22, 2017 12:24 PM (c2dUN)


F*ck me running. I.....just.....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2017 12:25 PM (PY9jH)

279 CNN calling this incident......a firearm incident

The perp didn't have a gun did he?

Posted by: It's Me donna at March 22, 2017 12:26 PM (O2RFr)

280 I know that when I'm"afraid of" something, I particularly enjoy doing it while surrounded by onlookers and media.

Hot Take, CNN!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at March 22, 2017 12:26 PM (ul9CR)

281 Over at JihadWatch:

"London police have confirmed the incident at Westminster is being treated as terrorist related."

Scotland Yard seems to say that this is not IRA, it's muslim.

Posted by: shibumi at March 22, 2017 12:26 PM (FkAXz)

282 Why is President Trump so afraid of falling down stairs? His narcissism and ties to Putin no doubt, are a great part of it.

He knows that her can't bullshit his way down stairs...

Posted by: fareed relentlessly intelligent zakaria at March 22, 2017 12:26 PM (LQhMs)

283 You know what the best way to hasten CNN's demise
is? Cut the cord. I think like ESPN they do get a cut of everyone's
cable/satellite bill even if you never watch it.

Posted by: Independent George at March 22, 2017 12:09 PM (BDZWU)

I've done that, I won't even click on there website anymore. I check Drudge when I see a article I want to read to make sure its not CNN, MSNBC or the networks, NYT, etc. Needless to say I don't read many of the articles they list. I can get CNN international on Roku, but don't go there.

Posted by: Colin at March 22, 2017 12:26 PM (DLV/d)

284 Next on CNN, how well would Donald Trump have done in Star Wars, a universe seemingly without any safety railings, our analysis indicates not so well!

This is CNN. The most trusted name in news.

Posted by: CNN at March 22, 2017 12:26 PM (BDZWU)

285 CNN calling this incident......a firearm incident



Shit you not

Posted by: ThunderB at March 22, 2017 12:24 PM (c2dUN)

Uh....I think the cop was the only one that used a gun...but oooookay CNN. Go with that.

Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2017 12:27 PM (Enq6K)

286 Some steps are bigger. http://tinyurl.com/mjkvear

Posted by: geoffb5 at March 22, 2017 12:27 PM (d3wbb)

287 Obama probably never had adult in his life who actually cared enough about him to teach him basic safety.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at March 22, 2017 12:24 PM (oQQwD)

And certainly not umbrella use.

Posted by: Infidel at March 22, 2017 12:27 PM (uKRys)

288 Who originated the joke, "Muslims fear backlash after tomorrow's train bombing"?

Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at March 22, 2017 12:27 PM (rft/I)

289 275 259 248 If Trump would shut his fucking mouth and stop tweeting crap about Obama bebooping down the steps of AF1 maybe CNN wouldn't retaliate just as childishly.

When obama came down the steps of AF1 with His arms flapping it drove me crazy...

Posted by: It's Me donna at March 22, 2017 12:27 PM (O2RFr)

290 In a manner of speaking. A cabinet is the original name of what you outsiders refer to as a milk shake.


Just got to this thread and trying to figure it out.

Are we talking about the wrong things that some people call frappes?

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 22, 2017 12:27 PM (gIRsn)

291 Scotland Yard seems to say that this is not IRA, it's muslim.


They know when its us?
Dammit.

Posted by: IRA at March 22, 2017 12:27 PM (hUtue)

292

The cops shot him. After he ran a dozen people over, rammed Parliaments secure fence, and stabbed the cop

So cops shot him


Thats a firearm incident

Posted by: ThunderB at March 22, 2017 12:28 PM (c2dUN)

293 STAIRGATE

-
Umbrella gate!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 22, 2017 12:28 PM (Nwg0u)

294 268 Ahem..
Posted by: Embrace the Power of And at March 22, 2017 12:17 PM (XkVXQ)

Not sure I completely understand the message, but I'm leaning toward "eat me" as a response...
Posted by: Insomniac


If they're fucking with you, they like you.
It's when they ignore you.......

Took me a while to understand that.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2017 12:24 PM (Uohrc)

I know you're right. I just wanted to say "eat me."

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 22, 2017 12:28 PM (0mRoj)

295 When obama came down the steps of AF1 with His arms flapping it drove me crazy...

Posted by: It's Me donna at March 22, 2017 12:27 PM (O2RFr)


He sashayed with his expressive wrists flapping.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2017 12:28 PM (PY9jH)

296 CNN calling this incident......a firearm incident


Well, the guy was shot, so firearms were involved, and this certainly is an incident, much like a traffic accident is an incident.

Couldabeen road rage.

I would have to rate this as mostly true.

Posted by: A. Stoic Lee at March 22, 2017 12:28 PM (m/LaZ)

297 Was Franklin Delano Roosevelt afraid of stairs?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 22, 2017 12:28 PM (RsaWM)

298 Give Trump a reproduction of "Relativity" by Escher.

Watch him freak the fu(k out!!!

Posted by: Bruce at March 22, 2017 12:28 PM (8ikIW)

299 CNN calling this incident......a firearm incident
---

That statement, plus the screengrab, are really good illustrations of mental illness.

"I'll take what is Delusion for $1000 Alex."

Posted by: shibumi at March 22, 2017 12:29 PM (FkAXz)

300 I know why President Trump is looking down at the stairs!

I KNOW why...

He's having problems with his Intelligence agencies, and the deep state...

and he READ Spy vs. Spy...

He's looking for Banana Peals....

Posted by: Don Q. at March 22, 2017 12:29 PM (NgKpN)

301 F*ck me running. I.....just.....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2017 12:25 PM (PY9jH)


*laughs*

Definitely, a Marines' mom.

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at March 22, 2017 12:29 PM (qoAfa)

302
I'm just a tad shorter and younger than Trump and every time I go down unfamiliar steps I look down to compare my shoe size to the run length of the step. Step cutting in carpentry is a critical skill. Complete uniformity is critical. But you don't know the two critical dimensions, rise and run, until you have taken a couple of steps.

It's probably something that people do unconsciously.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 22, 2017 12:29 PM (ZFUt7)

303 I know you're right. I just wanted to say "eat me."
Posted by: Insomniac



*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2017 12:29 PM (Uohrc)

304 CNN calling this incident......a firearm incident

Shit you not
Posted by: ThunderB

well, one of the cops did shoot his weapon...

Posted by: toddler at March 22, 2017 12:29 PM (+kNh7)

305 well, one of the cops did shoot his weapon...

I'm surprised He was allowed one...

Posted by: It's Me donna at March 22, 2017 12:30 PM (O2RFr)

306 photo of perp being shown on Sky News has him not wearing pants

Posted by: Blanche duBois at March 22, 2017 12:30 PM (ihtYN)

307

"lone wolf" bullshit yet?

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 22, 2017 12:30 PM (h/vLr)

308 Two people confirmed dead.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2017 12:30 PM (PY9jH)

309 >>Are we talking about the wrong things that some people call frappes?

For years, people have been confounded by the mystery of why Massachusetts residents drop their r's in many words. It's because of the word frappe which in Olde Massachusetts means fap.

It's not that Mass residents drop their r's it's that they save them for frapping. They like to frappe a lot.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2017 12:30 PM (/tuJf)

310 Remember, the real tragedy would be if our diversity becomes a casualty of this.

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at March 22, 2017 12:30 PM (JFgkK)

311
"self radicalized" bullshit yet?

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 22, 2017 12:30 PM (h/vLr)

312 photo of perp being shown on Sky News has him not wearing pants
Posted by: Blanche duBois at March 22, 2017 12:30 PM (ihtYN)

Good lord a Moron?

Posted by: It's Me donna at March 22, 2017 12:31 PM (O2RFr)

313 Does the President have loose stools, and if so, how would that affect his judgement?

Posted by: This...is CNN at March 22, 2017 12:31 PM (TDJsa)

314 297 Was Franklin Delano Roosevelt afraid of stairs?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 22, 2017 12:28 PM (RsaWM)

Too soon....

nah, actually F that guy.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 22, 2017 12:31 PM (2x9LM)

315 115 "Turkish President Tayyip Erdogan said on Wednesday that Europeans across

the world would not be able to walk safely on the streets if they kept

up their current attitude."


I've always wanted to go to Istanbul. Now, not so much.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2017 12:05 PM (PY9jH)


Nope, you really don't:

https://news.usni.org/2014/11/12/video-uss-ross-sailors-assaulted-turkey

Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at March 22, 2017 12:31 PM (6GTWP)

316
"we must stop Hate" bullshit yet?

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 22, 2017 12:31 PM (h/vLr)

317 photo of perp being shown on Sky News has him not wearing pants


Posted by: Blanche duBois

Perp's a Moron??

Posted by: Bruce at March 22, 2017 12:31 PM (8ikIW)

318 Two people confirmed dead.

I am sorry to hear that..

Posted by: It's Me donna at March 22, 2017 12:31 PM (O2RFr)

319 When obama came down the steps of AF1 with His arms flapping it drove me crazy...

Posted by: It's Me donna at March 22, 2017 12:27 PM (O2RFr)

And Joe Biden running around the tarmac making jet noises...

Posted by: josephistan at March 22, 2017 12:31 PM (7HtZB)

320 Police shoot poor young minority armed with nothing but a box cutter.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at March 22, 2017 12:31 PM (FqgrG)

321
bullshit praise for "first responders" yet?

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 22, 2017 12:31 PM (h/vLr)

322 well, one of the cops did shoot his weapon...



I'm surprised He was allowed one...

Posted by: It's Me donna at March 22, 2017 12:30 PM (O2RFr)

Aren't they allowed only one bullet in the clip, Even NY allows 10 if they allow you to have a gun at all.

Posted by: Colin at March 22, 2017 12:31 PM (DLV/d)

323 I'm not afraid of stairs. You know what scares the hell out of me? Lamps and ashtrays.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 22, 2017 12:32 PM (ZO497)

324 CNN: "London police gun down Muslim man involved in traffic mishap."

Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at March 22, 2017 12:32 PM (rft/I)

325 >>By the way I love Rhode Island

Finally, a man of culture and taste in this wasteland.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2017 12:09 PM (/tuJf)


You know the saying, "What happens in Providence stays in Providence."

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 22, 2017 12:32 PM (QUzxR)

326 I spent a week in London several years ago. Had a great time, took a train to Canterbury and then Dover.

I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's.

His hair was perfect.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 22, 2017 12:32 PM (/BTP8)

327 Here comes the backlash cries that never materialize...

Posted by: It's Me donna at March 22, 2017 12:32 PM (O2RFr)

328 firearm used in slaying!

....

Posted by: nevershutsup. thieving chica at March 22, 2017 12:32 PM (R7cwD)

329 That Nic truck driver starded a fad. It's happened in Germany, OSU, now here.

It's what all the fashionable, chic jihadis are doing this season. And no, no sympathy for these idiot Londoners. They *want* this. They are like that guy who contacted Armin Meiwes. They want killed and eaten.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 22, 2017 12:32 PM (vRcUp)

330 I'm sure the yute who mowed people down with his Hyundai and then went all stabby will be found to be a quiet young man. Just getting his life together. Was driven to jihad by seeing western women with their hair uncovered.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2017 12:32 PM (PY9jH)

331 Breaking News: UK's police ammunition supplies are at a critical level after being reduced by 50% today.

Posted by: IP at March 22, 2017 12:32 PM (hUtue)

332 316
"we must stop Hate" bullshit yet?
Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 22, 2017 12:31 PM (h/vLr)

There will be candlelight choruses of "Imagine" within an hour.

Posted by: josephistan at March 22, 2017 12:32 PM (7HtZB)

333 Was Abraham Lincoln involved in a firearm incident, CNN?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 22, 2017 12:32 PM (RsaWM)

334 >>>You know what scares the hell out of me? Lamps and ashtrays.

What about paddle games?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 22, 2017 12:32 PM (g6hBz)

335

CNN - Donald Trump creates a climate of hate that results in the death of a Muslim

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2017 12:32 PM (493sH)

336 281 Over at JihadWatch:

"London police have confirmed the incident at Westminster is being treated as terrorist related."

Scotland Yard seems to say that this is not IRA, it's muslim.

Posted by: shibumi at March 22, 2017 12:26 PM (FkAXz)

Obviously one of those nationalist Pro-Brexit hooligans.

Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 22, 2017 12:32 PM (MwiFE)

337 CNN calling this incident......a firearm incident

-
When, oh when, will this epidemic of gun violence end?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 22, 2017 12:33 PM (Nwg0u)

338 #I'llRunDownPeopleWithYou

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at March 22, 2017 12:33 PM (FqgrG)

339 306 photo of perp being shown on Sky News has him not wearing pants

Nice try on his part, but he definitely isn't getting an Honorary Moron membership.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at March 22, 2017 12:33 PM (ul9CR)

340 333 Was Abraham Lincoln involved in a firearm incident, CNN?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 22, 2017 12:32 PM (RsaWM)

================

Society made Booth do it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 22, 2017 12:33 PM (mC1ZI)

341 "lone wolf" bullshit yet?

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 22, 2017 12:30 PM (h/vLr)

"lone wolf" IS NOT BULLSHIT!!!

Posted by: fareed relentlessly intelligent zakaria at March 22, 2017 12:33 PM (HnvBz)

342

CNN calling this incident......a firearm incident

Shit you not

---------

Someone Shot the Poor, Innocent Terrorist!

He was just minding his own Terrorist Business, running over and stabbing people. There was No Reason To Shoot Him!

Posted by: Terrorist Lives Matter!!! at March 22, 2017 12:33 PM (iT57s)

343 317 photo of perp being shown on Sky News has him not wearing pants


Posted by: Blanche duBois

Perp's a Moron??
Posted by: Bruce at March 22, 2017 12:31 PM (8ikIW)

Clearly evidence of a Deep State False Flag operation aimed at the Horde!

Posted by: Don Q. at March 22, 2017 12:33 PM (NgKpN)

344 "I'm surprised He was allowed one..."

Must had two, if he shot the one.

Posted by: Robert Crawford at March 22, 2017 12:33 PM (xhEbi)

345 321
bullshit praise for "first responders" yet?

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 22, 2017 12:31 PM (h/vLr)


BRB! Changing my FB profile pic to have a Union Jack overlay.

I'm helping!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 22, 2017 12:33 PM (2x9LM)

346 Afraid of stairs? What a pussy.

OH SHIT ITS A RABBIT HOLY FUCK FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at March 22, 2017 12:33 PM (JFgkK)

347 And Joe Biden running around the tarmac making jet noises...
Posted by: josephistan
-----------

*?*

Those were choo-choo train sounds.

Posted by: Slow Joe at March 22, 2017 12:33 PM (ZO497)

348
Side o' Beef!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 22, 2017 12:34 PM (v1g1+)

349 It's not that Mass residents drop their r's it's that they save them for frapping. They like to frappe a lot.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2017 12:30 PM (/tuJf)
-----

They don't really drop them. They append them to words ending in "a," such as Sophia(r).

At least, that's what my FIL does.

Posted by: bluebell at March 22, 2017 12:34 PM (sBOL1)

350 347 And Joe Biden running around the tarmac making jet noises...
Posted by: josephistan
-----------

*?*

Those were choo-choo train sounds.
Posted by: Slow Joe at March 22, 2017 12:33 PM (ZO497)

=================

The Democrats best hope in 2020, everyone.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 22, 2017 12:34 PM (mC1ZI)

351 Breaking News: UK's police ammunition supplies are at a critical level after being reduced by 50% today.

-
Twice what Barney Fife had.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 22, 2017 12:34 PM (Nwg0u)

352 Two people confirmed dead.

I am sorry to hear that.


One of them is the "Asian" perp. Terrorists don't count, so just one confirmed dead so far.

Posted by: gewa76 at March 22, 2017 12:34 PM (B6OKy)

353 "lone wolf" bullshit yet?

Not if I get there first!

Posted by: Mental Illness at March 22, 2017 12:34 PM (XkVXQ)

354 Cue James Taylor...

Posted by: It's Me donna at March 22, 2017 12:34 PM (O2RFr)

355 280 I know that when I'm"afraid of" something, I particularly enjoy doing it while surrounded by onlookers and media.

Hot Take, CNN!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at March 22, 2017 12:26 PM (ul9CR)


-----------------

An old adage about riding a motorcycle: Whenever you drop your bike, it will be in front of as many people as possible.

Posted by: Soona at March 22, 2017 12:34 PM (Fmupd)

356 310
Remember, the real tragedy would be if our diversity becomes a casualty of this.





Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at March 22, 2017 12:30 PM (JFgkK)

Off Marine Corps Sock...and a reminder of just how badly I abhorred that idiot General Casey. He screwed up Iraq, bigly, then continued his reign of destruction on the US Army. Good thing he was never assigned as Chairman of the Joint Chiefs. But this "might ruin our diversity" garbage in the wake of Major Nidal's jihadist attack on Fort Hood was pure madness.

Posted by: United States Marine Corps at March 22, 2017 12:34 PM (7N6ox)

357 bullshit praise for "first responders" yet?

I can do that.

Heroic London Bobby takes wound from knife giving the attacker first strike rights in incident outside parliament.

Posted by: A. Stoic Lee at March 22, 2017 12:34 PM (m/LaZ)

358 photo of perp?

so, Asian or "Asian"?

Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 22, 2017 12:34 PM (Om16U)

359
Je Suis with London's muslim mayor bullshit yet?

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 22, 2017 12:34 PM (h/vLr)

360 President Trump has little bullshitter hands and big bullshitter feet like a bullshitting clown.

Posted by: Fareed Zakaria at March 22, 2017 12:34 PM (2Mnv1)

361 One of them is the "Asian" perp. Terrorists don't count, so just one confirmed dead so fa

Good...

Posted by: It's Me donna at March 22, 2017 12:34 PM (O2RFr)

362 I've always wanted to go to Istanbul. Now, not so much.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2017 12:05 PM (PY9jH)




I do too. But at the head of a Crusade to kick those bastards out and restore the city as Constantinople and the Hagia Sophia as a church

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2017 12:35 PM (493sH)

363 312 photo of perp being shown on Sky News has him not wearing pants
Posted by: Blanche duBois at March 22, 2017 12:30 PM (ihtYN)

Good lord a Moron?
Posted by: It's Me donna at March 22, 2017 12:31 PM (O2RFr)

Look, I just couldn't take the art threads with no trees anymore, okay?

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 22, 2017 12:35 PM (RD7QR)

364 Ugh. Sorry for the typos. And I'm stone cold sober.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 22, 2017 12:35 PM (vRcUp)

365 Even I think NBC News is more credible and professional than CNN at this point. And I would like nothing more than to burn NBC down, scatter the ashes, and salt the earth where it once stood.

So CNN, ya done goofed.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 22, 2017 12:35 PM (S2VsH)

366 336 281 Over at JihadWatch:

"London police have confirmed the incident at Westminster is being treated as terrorist related."

Scotland Yard seems to say that this is not IRA, it's muslim.

Posted by: shibumi at March 22, 2017 12:26 PM (FkAXz)

Obviously one of those nationalist Pro-Brexit hooligans.
Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 22, 2017 12:32 PM (MwiFE)


Described as "Asian", of course.

Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at March 22, 2017 12:35 PM (6GTWP)

367 I'll never forget being in a diner four plus years ago and watching CNN lose its ever-loving mind over Romney's 'binder full of women' line.

This makes me pine for that era of media bias innocence.

Posted by: Christian Toto at March 22, 2017 12:36 PM (eTv0F)

368 OH SHIT ITS A RABBIT HOLY FUCK FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY
Posted by: Jimmy Carter
---------------

Swimming bunny rabbit, to be accurate. And if that SS agent had been on his toes, that damned rabbit would never have gotten that close.

Posted by: Peanut Carter at March 22, 2017 12:36 PM (ZO497)

369 Can some Neo-Con or Deep State lover explain to me why they still think keeping Turkey in NATO is a good thing?

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/03/22/erdogan-soon-europeans-will-not-walk-safely-streets/

Posted by: William Eaton at March 22, 2017 12:36 PM (MuTTO)

370 Perp was filmed wearing assless chaps. So....moron.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2017 12:36 PM (PY9jH)

371 Rhode Island? Oh, you mean Connecticut's bitch.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 22, 2017 12:05 PM (ul9CR)

It's tucked into Massachusetts' armpit.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 22, 2017 12:36 PM (tHwdc)

372 MSNBC: "Islamophobic London police slaughter non-violent Muslim man involved in medically induced traffic mishap."

Posted by: shibumi at March 22, 2017 12:36 PM (FkAXz)

373 I won't know what to think till Egg McMuffin weighs in.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at March 22, 2017 12:36 PM (ul9CR)

374
347 And Joe Biden running around the tarmac making jet noises...
Posted by: josephistan
-----------

*?*
Those were choo-choo train sounds.
Posted by: Slow Joe at March 22, 2017 12:33 PM (ZO497)


Joey Choo-Choo is lining up technical genii to help get his long-held dream off the ground --

the first steam-powered airplane!

* Chuffa Chuffa! Woo! Woo! *

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 22, 2017 12:36 PM (v1g1+)

375 Hold on hold on.

Knife attack.


Basic laws on knives

It is illegal to:

sell a knife to anyone under 18 (16 to 18 year olds in Scotland can buy cutlery and kitchen knives) unless it's a knife with a folding blade 3 inches long (7.62cm) or less
carry a knife in public without good reason - unless it's a knife with a folding blade 3 inches long (7.62cm) or less
carry, buy or sell any type of banned knife
use any knife in a threatening way (even a legal knife)


How. How did this happen!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 22, 2017 12:37 PM (2x9LM)

376 Scotland yard presser on.

Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2017 12:37 PM (Enq6K)

377 "Is Trump afraid of Stairs ? Well, consider this: Fact: Trump Tower was designed without any stairs - you do the math."

- insane lefty CNN reporter.

"Is Hillary ill? Particularity since she collapsed in normal weather and she needed to be thrown into a van by eight secret service agents?"

- normal John Q. Public voter

"Shut up you stupid, fascist, conspiracy-theory alt-right racist!"

-same insane lefty CNN reporter

Posted by: Publius Redux at March 22, 2017 12:37 PM (Fb9aZ)

378 Ugh. Sorry for the typos. And I'm stone cold sober.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 22, 2017 12:35 PM (vRcUp)
---
so am i....

*hic*

Posted by: HRC at March 22, 2017 12:37 PM (yCFCO)

379
373 I won't know what to think till Egg McMuffin weighs in.


Leggo our Yeggo!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 22, 2017 12:37 PM (v1g1+)

380 >>You know the saying, "What happens in Providence stays in Providence."

Here's a little tidbit for your book thread. There's an H. P. Lovecraft bookstore/weird stuff store in Providence as well as a pretty active Lovecraft Society.

They have a bunch of activities included a Lovecraftian scavenger hunt type of thing ever year around the city.

Cthulhu is a Rhodie.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2017 12:37 PM (/tuJf)

381 I'll never forget being in a diner four plus years ago and watching CNN lose its ever-loving mind over Romney's 'binder full of women' line.

This makes me pine for that era of media bias innocence.
Posted by: Christian Toto
------------

And, the taunting of Romney by the Dems for having identified Russia as a foe.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2017 12:38 PM (ZO497)

382 Tolerant, peaceful Islam is the dominant religion in Asia. That's not a joke, either.

"Today, Islam is the largest religion of Asia."

www dot whyislam dot org/muslim-world/
islam-in-asia-introduction/

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 22, 2017 12:38 PM (/f1mm)

383
An old adage about riding a motorcycle: Whenever you drop your bike, it will be in front of as many people as possible.

Posted by: Soona at March 22, 2017 12:34 PM (Fmupd)

Ain't that the damn truth.

Posted by: Infidel at March 22, 2017 12:38 PM (uKRys)

384 Off Marine Corps Sock...


Posted by: United States Marine Corps at March 22, 2017 12:34 PM

Perhaps you wore two pairs, today?

Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 22, 2017 12:38 PM (S2VsH)

385 >>How. How did this happen!


The British are Fags?

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2017 12:38 PM (4/95V)

386 If Trump would shut his fucking mouth and stop tweeting crap about Obama bebooping down the steps of AF1 maybe CNN wouldn't retaliate just as childishly.


Posted by: Jaimo at March 22, 2017 12:21 PM (9U1OG)


Concern status: noted.
Hot Air: that way.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 22, 2017 12:38 PM (X6fMO)

387 Cue James Taylor.

-
Goodnight you moonlight ladies
Rockabye sweet baby James
Deep greens and blues are the colors I choose
Won't you let me go down in my dreams

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 22, 2017 12:38 PM (Nwg0u)

388 I wish CNN would send Chris Cuomo and Don Lemon to Pokeeeeston to do an in-depth report on what drives young Paki men to go all jihad.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2017 12:38 PM (PY9jH)

389 >>When obama came down the steps of AF1 with His arms flapping it drove me crazy...


He always trotted down the stairs, too, for maximum wrist flap.
Always imagined he thought this made him look sporty or something.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2017 12:38 PM (NOIQH)

390 Terror attack.

Prayers up

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at March 22, 2017 12:38 PM (nDcc3)

391

There will be candlelight choruses of "Imagine" within an hour.
Posted by: josephistan at March 22, 2017 12:32 PM (7HtZB)


-----------------


And drum circles. Don't forget the drum circles.

Posted by: Soona at March 22, 2017 12:39 PM (Fmupd)

392 I hear so much about how awful CNN is, and it reminds me of a movie that gets panned. I think, "How bad could it really be?", then I watch it and understand what people meant.
I just switched to CNN, and good lord! Wolf Blitzer has an "expert" on with him; plays a clip with audible gunshots, and asks the expert, "What do you make of this?"

"....sounds like gunshots, Wolf."

Posted by: gewa76 at March 22, 2017 12:39 PM (B6OKy)

393 388 I wish CNN would send Chris Cuomo and Don Lemon to Pokeeeeston to do an in-depth report on what drives young Paki men to go all jihad.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2017 12:38 PM (PY9jH)

I think Don Lemon would like the lessons in packing C4 into body cavities too much.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 22, 2017 12:39 PM (RD7QR)

394 photo of perp?

so, Asian or "Asian"?
Posted by: @votermom


Rotherham sex ring "Asian", or George Takei?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 22, 2017 12:39 PM (vRcUp)

395 363 312 photo of perp being shown on Sky News has him not wearing pants
Posted by: Blanche duBois at March 22, 2017 12:30 PM (ihtYN)

"Sir, I have misplaced my pants"

Posted by: ed gibbon at March 22, 2017 12:39 PM (LQhMs)

396 Enough with the stair bashing bullshit. Stairs are awesome !!!

Posted by: Robert Plant, Jimmy Page, John Bonham, John Paul Jones at March 22, 2017 12:39 PM (/BTP8)

397 photo of perp being shown on Sky News has him not wearing pants
Posted by: Blanche duBois at March 22, 2017 12:30 PM (ihtYN)

Good lord a Moron?
Posted by: It's Me donna



Nah. Moron would've had a gun.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2017 12:39 PM (Uohrc)

398 373 I won't know what to think till Egg McMuffin weighs in.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at March 22, 2017 12:36 PM (ul9CR)

-------------------------------------

McMuffin: Russia!!!
McCain: Russia!!!
Graham: Russia!!!
Enter Deep State Dork of Choice: Russia!!!


Posted by: William Eaton at March 22, 2017 12:39 PM (MuTTO)

399 >>>Cthulhu is a Rhodie.

No, he's from R'lyeh. It's next door to Epstein's.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 22, 2017 12:39 PM (g6hBz)

400 Always imagined he thought this made him look sporty or something.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2017 12:38 PM (NOIQH)

Yep, that was my take on it too. "Look how cool and sporty I am!"

MFM: "SQUEEEEEE!"

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at March 22, 2017 12:40 PM (ul9CR)

401 I just switched to CNN, and good lord! Wolf Blitzer has an "expert" on with him; plays a clip with audible gunshots, and asks the expert, "What do you make of this?"

"....sounds like gunshots, Wolf."

Posted by: gewa76 at March 22, 2017 12:39 PM (B6OKy)



Good thing Wolf had an expert with him or we'd never know what it was

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2017 12:40 PM (493sH)

402
I've always wanted to go to Istanbul. Now, not so much.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2017 12:05 PM (PY9jH)

Save your money and only make the trip after islam no longer rules the place. It was creepy there two years ago just before the crackdown. I couldn't wait to get the hell out. islam is the death knell for whichever civilization accepts it.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at March 22, 2017 12:40 PM (oQQwD)

403 Scotland Yard announce crackdown on Islamophobic Twitter posts.

Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at March 22, 2017 12:40 PM (rft/I)

404 Spicer should literally get a clown nose and make a different clown wear it everyday to even be in the press room til they knock it off.

Posted by: DaveA at March 22, 2017 12:40 PM (FhXTo)

405 British police: Full counter terror investigation is underway.

Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2017 12:40 PM (Enq6K)

406 Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

Posted by: The Commie News Network at March 22, 2017 12:40 PM (vtcmf)

407 photo of perp being shown on Sky News has him not wearing pants
Posted by: Blanche duBois at March 22, 2017 12:30 PM (ihtYN)

"Sir, I have misplaced my pants"
Posted by: ed gibbon




Everyone! Look for a goat!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2017 12:40 PM (Uohrc)

408 This is not who we are

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 22, 2017 12:40 PM (2x9LM)

409 Off Marine Corps Sock...




Posted by: United States Marine Corps at March 22, 2017 12:34 PM

Perhaps you wore two pairs, today?


Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 22, 2017 12:38 PM (S2VsH)

Off other Marine Corps Sock. They are OD Green. Sometimes they just get lost in the grass you know.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at March 22, 2017 12:40 PM (7N6ox)

410 People here really don't know that "Asian" has long been the British term for south Asian ethnics, and sometimes others from what we call the Middle East?


Yes nearly every sentence in "news" reporting on major topics involves distortion, b

Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2017 12:40 PM (QDnY+)

411

oh good a "hotline" phone number was set up!

Good, this post-islamic-terror farce is moving along as scheduled.

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 22, 2017 12:40 PM (h/vLr)

412 An old adage about riding a motorcycle: Whenever you drop your bike, it will be in front of as many people as possible.

Posted by: Soona at March 22, 2017 12:34 PM (Fmupd)

Ain't that the damn truth.
Posted by: Infidel
--------------

My more general observation is, when I do something really dumb, the level of dumbness will directly correlate with the number of observers.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2017 12:41 PM (ZO497)

413 Yes nearly every sentence in "news" reporting on major topics involves distortion, but use of "Asian" in the British press is normal and not some sort of evasion.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2017 12:41 PM (QDnY+)

414 Happy ending


http://tinyurl.com/km74h8y

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 22, 2017 12:41 PM (Nwg0u)

415 The Democrats best hope in 2020, everyone.
---
i thought that was Fauxcahontas?

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 22, 2017 12:41 PM (yCFCO)

416 I wish CNN would send Chris Cuomo and Don Lemon to Pokeeeeston to do an in-depth report on what drives young Paki men to go all jihad.

I was watching repeats of Friends, and not a single muslim of color in any episode!

Posted by: Riz Ahmed at March 22, 2017 12:41 PM (B6OKy)

417 Looks like some people going down the stairs to me. You would have to be pretty - I guess pathetic is a pretty good word - to read more into the picture than that and even more so to demonstrate your hatred of the President on TV.

Grow up. Get a life. Go away.

Pathetic.

Posted by: RM at March 22, 2017 12:41 PM (U3LtS)

418 McMuffin: Russia!!!

You ain't kiddin'. Just took a peek at the bald and totes not ghey breakfast sandwich's Twitter feed.

It's nothing but wall-to-wall Russia Rssia Russia!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at March 22, 2017 12:41 PM (ul9CR)

419 People here really don't know that "Asian" has long been the British term for south Asian ethnics, and sometimes others from what we call the Middle East?

==

I know and I always mock them for it

Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 22, 2017 12:41 PM (Om16U)

420 Still waiting for Muzz London mayor to comment.

"We may never know this young man's motives."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2017 12:41 PM (PY9jH)

421
ANY CLUES TO THE MOTIVE??

Posted by: France Officials at March 22, 2017 12:41 PM (h/vLr)

422 375 Hold on hold on.

Knife attack.


Basic laws on knives

It is illegal to:

sell a knife to anyone under 18 (16 to 18 year olds in Scotland can buy cutlery and kitchen knives) unless it's a knife with a folding blade 3 inches long (7.62cm) or less
carry a knife in public without good reason - unless it's a knife with a folding blade 3 inches long (7.62cm) or less
carry, buy or sell any type of banned knife
use any knife in a threatening way (even a legal knife)


How. How did this happen!
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 22, 2017 12:37 PM (2x9LM)

Sounds a lot like New York City.

Cyrus Vance Jr. is trying to lock up anyone and everyone carrying a sharpened piece of metal.

Posted by: rd at March 22, 2017 12:42 PM (iT57s)

423 MSN.com headline: "Weapons incident" outside Parliament.

Posted by: josephistan at March 22, 2017 12:42 PM (7HtZB)

424 Good, this post-islamic-terror farce is moving along as scheduled.

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX

Have the Grief Counselors been mobilized?


Posted by: Bruce at March 22, 2017 12:42 PM (8ikIW)

425 I do too. But at the head of a Crusade to kick those bastards out and restore the city as Constantinople and the Hagia Sophia as a church

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2017 12:35 PM (493sH)


Pity the pope is Frankie Fabulous and not Urban II.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 22, 2017 12:42 PM (X6fMO)

426 Still waiting for Muzz London mayor to comment.

"We may never know this young man's motives."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2017 12:41 PM (PY9jH)



Blame Trump in 3..2..

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2017 12:42 PM (493sH)

427 Also, not an attack. An 'incident' according to CNN.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 22, 2017 12:42 PM (2x9LM)

428 ANY CLUES TO THE MOTIVE??

We may never know...

Posted by: John Kasich at March 22, 2017 12:42 PM (vtcmf)

429
Always imagined he thought this made him look sporty expressive or something.


There are memes that need to be upheld, folks!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 22, 2017 12:43 PM (v1g1+)

430 Isn't there a big ranch in Texas larger than the entire state of Rhode Island

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 22, 2017 12:43 PM (HhPL3)

431
Also, not an attack. An 'incident' according to CNN.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 22, 2017 12:42 PM (2x9LM)


Pearl Harbor was an "incident." So was 9/11.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2017 12:43 PM (PY9jH)

432 One monster dead in London attack. Also a woman has been murdered.

Pray for the victims.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 22, 2017 12:43 PM (fU1ci)

433 I'm always a day late and a postage stamp short. Sigh.

Posted by: John Kasich at March 22, 2017 12:44 PM (vtcmf)

434 As this is what... the third or fourth Knife related Incidence in the UK...

Clearly they need more Knife Control....

Posted by: Don Q. at March 22, 2017 12:44 PM (NgKpN)

435 "....sounds like gunshots, Wolf."

-
Lapdog Blitzer has a nose for news.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 22, 2017 12:44 PM (Nwg0u)

436 413 Yes nearly every sentence in "news" reporting on major topics involves distortion, but use of "Asian" in the British press is normal and not some sort of evasion.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2017 12:41 PM (QDnY+)


FIFY

Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at March 22, 2017 12:44 PM (6GTWP)

437 Historic change is riddled with hilarious inanity much like a fine cheese is marbled with mold.

Posted by: Max Power at March 22, 2017 12:44 PM (q177U)

438 BUT WHO WAS MEME ?!?!

Posted by: AL SHARPTON at March 22, 2017 12:44 PM (/BTP8)

439 ANY CLUES TO THE MOTIVE??
Posted by: France Officials at March 22, 2017 12:41 PM (h/vLr)

---------------------------------------------------------

RUSSIA!!!

Posted by: William Eaton at March 22, 2017 12:44 PM (MuTTO)

440 Also, not an attack. An 'incident' according to CNN.

It will go straight from 'incident' to 'tragedy'.

Posted by: gewa76 at March 22, 2017 12:44 PM (B6OKy)

441 He always trotted down the stairs, too, for maximum wrist flap.
Always imagined he thought this made him look sporty or something.
Posted by: Lizzy
--------------

I'm not sure why. The basketball shots kinda sewed that up , didn't they?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2017 12:44 PM (ZO497)

442 I wonder if he is from one of the travel ban countries? That would fit in with the Trump 'luck'.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 22, 2017 12:44 PM (fgzLM)

443

Have the terrorists at CAIR issued their usual post-terror statement yet condemning everyone else?

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 22, 2017 12:45 PM (h/vLr)

444 If Trump would shut his fucking mouth and stop tweeting crap about Obama bebooping down the steps of AF1 maybe CNN wouldn't retaliate just as childishly.


Posted by: Jaimo at March 22, 2017 12:21 PM (9U1OG)

So it's CNN's job to "retaliate" on behalf of obamam?

Posted by: josephistan at March 22, 2017 12:45 PM (7HtZB)

445 Pity the pope is Frankie Fabulous and not Urban II.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 22, 2017 12:42 PM (X6fMO)




We'll stop in Rome first, boot Pope Fidel and restore Benedict then we're on to Constantinople. I'm thinking yuge today

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2017 12:45 PM (493sH)

446 415 The Democrats best hope in 2020, everyone.
---
i thought that was Fauxcahontas?
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 22, 2017 12:41 PM (yCFCO)

=================

Coin toss.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 22, 2017 12:45 PM (mC1ZI)

447 You would think the Asian population in the West would get fed up with being blamed for Muslim terror attacks. This is literally yellow journalism.

Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 22, 2017 12:46 PM (MwiFE)

448 I should have stuck with Jeopardy. Home edition, of course.

Posted by: Wolf Schitzer at March 22, 2017 12:46 PM (vtcmf)

449 >>Isn't there a big ranch in Texas larger than the entire state of Rhode Island

Texas, blah, blah, blah. A state who's greatest military exploit was getting their ass kicked. By Mexico.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2017 12:46 PM (/tuJf)

450 One thing we can be sure of about the London attack-

It has absolutely nothing to do with islam.


Nope. Not a thing.

Absolutely nothing.

Nada.

Zip.

Zero.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 22, 2017 12:46 PM (9q7Dl)

451 I'm waiting for the hysterical reportage of Shep Smith and Jerry Rivers.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2017 12:47 PM (PY9jH)

452 Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 22, 2017 12:23 PM (0mRoj)

The problem is that you will most likely never consider the evidence sufficient while retaining that statement. The first step to understand that you have value as a perspective n is to stop claiming you don't.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 22, 2017 12:47 PM (sEDyY)

453 Daily Mail has a photo of the suspected perp on a stretcher, being wheeled into an ambulance.

For an Asian, he looks a whole lot more like DJ Khaled than Ichiro.

Posted by: gewa76 at March 22, 2017 12:47 PM (B6OKy)

454 >>I'm not sure why. The basketball shots kinda sewed that up , didn't they?

Yup.

But seriously, he always did this. Look at the hands out front, swinging. Gah!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WthOIl6sZWo

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2017 12:47 PM (NOIQH)

455 Posted by: Ignoramus at March 22, 2017 12:43 PM

The King Ranch.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 22, 2017 12:48 PM (S2VsH)

456 423 MSN.com headline: "Weapons incident" outside Parliament.

Posted by: josephistan at March 22, 2017 12:42 PM (7HtZB)

Accidental repeated stabbing of multiple people by a lone-wolf mentally ill youth who was getting his life back together before going to college and who was preemptively driven over the edge by violent anti-Muslim backlash he would've probably witnessed if it ever occurred.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 22, 2017 12:48 PM (/f1mm)

457 Ahem....

This WAS CNN....

Goodnight.

Posted by: J. Earl Jones at March 22, 2017 12:48 PM (0tfLf)

458 McCain: This is all part of the KGB master plan of galactic dominance.

Graham: McCain is so sexy when he talk like that.

Rubio: Daddy!

Posted by: William Eaton at March 22, 2017 12:48 PM (MuTTO)

459 431
Also, not an attack. An 'incident' according to CNN.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 22, 2017 12:42 PM (2x9LM)

Pearl Harbor was an "incident." So was 9/11.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2017 12:43 PM (PY9jH)

1 year from the Brussels 'incident.'

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 22, 2017 12:48 PM (2x9LM)

460 And just like that, heeeeere's Shemp.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2017 12:48 PM (PY9jH)

461 Isn't there a big ranch in Texas larger than the entire state of Rhode Island

Texas, blah, blah, blah. A state who's greatest military exploit was getting their ass kicked. By Mexico.
Posted by: JackStraw



King Ranch. And last time I checked, we won. Republic of.
Only state to enter the union as a sovereign nation.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2017 12:48 PM (Uohrc)

462 Donna, yea Obama flapping his arms like he's running a marathon down the steps bothered me too, but why would Trump take time out of his day to comment on it. Its so.....well.....us here on the HQ.

Posted by: Jaimo at March 22, 2017 12:48 PM (9U1OG)

463 You would think the Asian population in the West would get fed up with being blamed for Muslim terror attacks. This is literally yellow journalism.
Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe
------------

It is very tiresome.

Posted by: The Japanese Toilette at March 22, 2017 12:48 PM (ZO497)

464 Asian performance art goes wrong

Posted by: This...is CNN at March 22, 2017 12:48 PM (qJhUV)

465 Texas, blah, blah, blah. A state who's greatest military exploit was getting their ass kicked. By Mexico.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2017 12:46 PM (/tuJf)

And that's when the fight started....

Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2017 12:48 PM (Enq6K)

466 Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2017 12:46 PM (/tuJf)

What?

Posted by: Sam Houston at March 22, 2017 12:48 PM (fgzLM)

467 448 I should have stuck with Jeopardy. Home edition, of course.
Posted by: Wolf Schitzer at March 22, 2017 12:46 PM (vtcmf)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvUZijEuNDQ

Posted by: josephistan at March 22, 2017 12:49 PM (7HtZB)

468
We'll stop in Rome first, boot Pope Fidel and restore Benedict then we're on to Constantinople. I'm thinking yuge today
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2017 12:45 PM (493sH)

"Let those who go not put off the journey, but rent their lands and collect money for their expenses; and as soon as winter is over and spring comes, let them eagerly set out on the way with God as their guide."

Posted by: Pope Urban II at March 22, 2017 12:49 PM (oQQwD)

469 The King Ranch.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 22, 2017 12:48 PM (S2VsH)


They have their own truck.

If I had a special edition truck ... it would have one captain's chair. And a gun mount. And a keg.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 22, 2017 12:50 PM (/BTP8)

470 >>MSN.com headline: "Weapons incident" outside Parliament.


And 9/11 was an in-flight incident.
And Pulse mass-shooting was a nightclub incident.
Sheesh.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2017 12:50 PM (NOIQH)

471
But seriously, he always did this. Look at the hands out front, swinging. Gah!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WthOIl6sZWo


Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2017 12:47 PM (NOIQH


And he finishes with that prissy, half-assed "salute."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2017 12:50 PM (PY9jH)

472 444- well since CNN seems to want to continue licking Obama's ass even after he's gone and everyone who works there voted for him, yea I guess it is up to CNN to protect their boy.

Posted by: Jaimo at March 22, 2017 12:50 PM (9U1OG)

473 But seriously, he always did this. Look at the hands out front, swinging. Gah!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WthOIl6sZWo

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2017 12:47 PM (NOIQH)


Good gawd I hated that flouncy bouncy shit

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 22, 2017 12:50 PM (2x9LM)

474 A state who's greatest military exploit was getting their ass kicked. By Mexico.
|---
which is why they won their war for independence against Mexico... right?

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 22, 2017 12:50 PM (yCFCO)

475 Only state to enter the union as a sovereign nation.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2017 12:48 PM

Ahem.

Posted by: Hawaii at March 22, 2017 12:50 PM (S2VsH)

476 >>but why would Trump take time out of his day to comment on it. Its so.....well.....us here on the HQ.



What did he tweet?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2017 12:51 PM (NOIQH)

477 Ah, a repeat of last night's Texas wars. Commencing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2017 12:51 PM (PY9jH)

478 If Trump would shut his fucking mouth and stop tweeting crap about Obama bebooping down the steps of AF1 maybe CNN wouldn't retaliate just as childishly.


Posted by: Jaimo at March 22, 2017 12:21 PM (9U1OG)

So it's CNN's job to "retaliate" on behalf of obamam?
Posted by: josephistan at March 22, 2017 12:45 PM (7HtZB)


This is something the MSM has still failed to grasp. If you constantly whine about how Trump is beyond the pale and has no credibility, the worst possible defense you can make for your own actions is, "Trump quoque!"

Posted by: gewa76 at March 22, 2017 12:51 PM (B6OKy)

479 462 Donna, yea Obama flapping his arms like he's running a marathon down the steps bothered me too, but why would Trump take time out of his day to comment on it. Its so.....well.....us here on the HQ.

Posted by: Jaimo at March 22, 2017 12:48 PM (9U1OG)

I don't know why he'd want to draw attention to it, but I do know is that Michael was the most beautifulest and gracefullest FLOTUS ever. Probably the smartest, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 22, 2017 12:51 PM (/f1mm)

480 Donna, yea Obama flapping his arms like he's running a marathon down the steps bothered me too,

but why would Trump take time out of his day to comment on it.



Why? Maybe some newsie tried to take a cheap shot at Trump.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2017 12:51 PM (Uohrc)

481 Interesting that this act of war occured the day after Erdogan's statement.

Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 22, 2017 12:52 PM (MwiFE)

482 Quick, Fox. Send Shep to London. I'm sure the Muzz neighborhoods would welcome his in-depth reporting.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2017 12:52 PM (PY9jH)

483 380,
>>You know the saying, "What happens in Providence stays on the Plantation."
FTFY

Posted by: geoffb5 at March 22, 2017 12:52 PM (d3wbb)

484 So people *really* don't know how "Asian" is used in the UK? OK. (at least Hugh Jorgen?)


They'll be stunned to hear English-speakers there using unknown terms like "lorry" and "lift" and "flat".


It's almost like a different country. Divided from America, as the old joke goes, by a common language.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2017 12:52 PM (QDnY+)

485 >>464
Asian performance art goes wrong Posted by: This...is CNN at March 22, 2017 12:48 PM (qJhUV)

MI5 Deprived Of Interrogation Opportunity By Gun-Wielding Angry White Male London Policeman

Posted by: General Zod at March 22, 2017 12:53 PM (Bdeb0)

486 One thing we can be sure of about the London attack-

It has absolutely nothing to do with islam.


Nope. Not a thing.

Absolutely nothing.

Nada.

Zip.

Zero.

- FBI Director Comey

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 22, 2017 12:53 PM (Nwg0u)

487 Trump is 70 years old. Trump would have to give Obama at least five a side to make a golf match competitive.

Posted by: Sam Houston at March 22, 2017 12:53 PM (fgzLM)

488 >>which is why they won their war for independence against Mexico... right?

Well I was told to never forget the Alamo.

But bully for you Texans for beating up on Mexico. We only kicked the crap out of the UK.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2017 12:53 PM (/tuJf)

489 They pulled a woman from the Thames river.

Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2017 12:53 PM (Enq6K)

490 474 A state who's greatest military exploit was getting their ass kicked. By Mexico.
|---
which is why they won their war for independence against Mexico... right?
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 22, 2017 12:50 PM (yCFCO)

It's straightforward, people.

Posted by: Sally Kohn at March 22, 2017 12:53 PM (7HtZB)

491 Stairs present a unique challenge to me, but I do not fear them. I power through them! With a little help from my friends. I persist, and I overcome, to give hope to my fellow sisters who face similar struggles.

As the great Maya Angelou said, "I rise, and I rise, and I rise".

Posted by: Hillary Rodham Clinton at March 22, 2017 12:53 PM (W8bn5)

492 Ah, a repeat of last night's Texas wars. Commencing.

Still hoping either Texas or California starts the National Divorce. I plan on supporting either. And moving to one of 'em.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 22, 2017 12:54 PM (/BTP8)

493 467 448 I should have stuck with Jeopardy. Home edition, of course.
Posted by: Wolf Schitzer at March 22, 2017 12:46 PM (vtcmf)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvUZijEuNDQ

Posted by: josephistan at March 22, 2017 12:49 PM


Good idea. Last thread I got stuck with this lousy used edition of a Life game. It makes me identify as one of the pink stick figures.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 22, 2017 12:54 PM (0tfLf)

494 402
I've always wanted to go to Istanbul. Now, not so much.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2017 12:05 PM (PY9jH)

Save your money and only make the trip after islam no longer rules the place. It was creepy there two years ago just before the crackdown. I couldn't wait to get the hell out. islam is the death knell for whichever civilization accepts it.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at March 22, 2017 12:40 PM (oQQwD)


------------------


My little sister and BIL made a trip to Turkey last year, and they said they had a lot of fun. I asked them about the overpowering muzzie presence there and they just looked at me without saying anything. They either don't have a clue or have put on blinders.

They're planning on going to Germany next year. I'm going to sit down and have a talk with them before they go.

Posted by: Soona at March 22, 2017 12:54 PM (Fmupd)

495 The King Ranch.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 22, 2017 12:48 PM (S2VsH)

They have their own truck.

If I had a special edition truck ... it would have one captain's chair. And a gun mount. And a keg.
Posted by: ScoggDog



Dealer options.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2017 12:54 PM (Uohrc)

496
Posted by: Hawaii at March 22, 2017 12:50 PM (S2VsH)


Ahem yourself. You were a territory when admitted to the Union.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 22, 2017 12:54 PM (v1g1+)

497 What amazes me is that anyone would fight over Texas.

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2017 12:54 PM (4/95V)

498 And he finishes with that prissy, half-assed "salute."

Jane D'oh

That was one of the first things I noticed about Trump during the inauguration. He gives a respectful salute.

Posted by: Infidel at March 22, 2017 12:54 PM (uKRys)

499 484 So people *really* don't know how "Asian" is used in the UK? OK. (at least Hugh Jorgen?)


They'll be stunned to hear English-speakers there using unknown terms like "lorry" and "lift" and "flat".


It's almost like a different country. Divided from America, as the old joke goes, by a common language.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2017 12:52 PM (QDnY+)

A flashlight is a "torch." Botulism is called "Steak & kidney pie"

Posted by: Sally Kohn at March 22, 2017 12:55 PM (7HtZB)

500 The way President Obama runs down the stairs of Air Force 1, hopping and bobbing all the way, is so inelegant and unpresidential. Do not
fall.

Apparently he tweeted that in April of 2014.

Posted by: Jaimo at March 22, 2017 12:55 PM (9U1OG)

501 Look at the pic at the daily mail. Deifintely muzzie. Shaved head, beard...

http://tinyurl.com/l6s2ahr

Posted by: Timon at March 22, 2017 12:55 PM (27k1O)

502 [Rubs hands together to generate heat, then lays hands on TV and massages]

Huh... it not work?!

Posted by: Mr. Miyagi at March 22, 2017 12:55 PM (wGP5o)

503
The Prime minister was only 120 feet away from the attack.

That's pretty damn close for a guy with a machete to get.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 22, 2017 12:55 PM (ZFUt7)

504 "Officers - including firearms officers - remain on the scene..."

http://tinyurl.com/mm7u39z

"Firearms officers."

Posted by: geoffb5 at March 22, 2017 12:55 PM (d3wbb)

505 We may never know why this happened.
Never know...
Never know...
Never know...

Posted by: tu3031 at March 22, 2017 12:56 PM (qJhUV)

506
473 But seriously, he always did this. Look at the hands out front, swinging. Gah!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WthOIl6sZWo

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2017 12:47 PM (NOIQH)


Good gawd I hated that flouncy bouncy shit
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 22, 2017 12:50 PM (2x9LM)

Must have picked it up while attending charm school in Indonesia.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 22, 2017 12:56 PM (FtrY1)

507 36 Clown news on, clown news off.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, turkey ain't all that's stuffed at March 22, 2017 11:57 AM (V1M8q)

That belongs in the style book

Posted by: TexasDan at March 22, 2017 12:56 PM (KMsvT)

508 But seriously, he always did this. Look at the hands out front, swinging. Gah!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WthOIl6sZWo


Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2017 12:47 PM (NOIQH

And he finishes with that prissy, half-assed "salute."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2017 12:50 PM (PY9jH)



I don't think Barry could help himself with being flouncing and prissy. It's who he is but I think he made an effort to give as half ass a salute as possible because he hated the military. Pres. Trump seems to give a crisp salute

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2017 12:56 PM (493sH)

509 It has absolutely nothing to do with islam.


*looks at Daily Mail pic of perp on stretcher*


Nope, nothing to do with Islam. It's about neckbeards.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 22, 2017 12:56 PM (gIRsn)

510 I just saw on CNN (no joke) that there was a terrorist attack in London. By that I mean, without waiting for an investigation to determine intent, it has been decided this is terror.

I'm going to give this the 48 hour treatment, but CNN is rushing to judgment.

Posted by: Leland at March 22, 2017 12:56 PM (av10d)

511 Apparently he tweeted that in April of 2014.


Posted by: Jaimo at March 22, 2017 12:55 PM (9U1OG)


Unforced error, for sure.

Definitely going to be an early night for Trump.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 22, 2017 12:56 PM (X6fMO)

512 After he finds out if the attacker was a relative of his or not

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2017 12:04 PM (SjImc)

Of course it's a relative. Pakis are all inbred.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2017 12:57 PM (WDdjT)

513 >>What amazes me is that anyone would fight over Texas.

Got a very good deal on a used Dyna-King Barracuda yesterday.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2017 12:57 PM (/tuJf)

514 Look at the pic at the daily mail. Deifintely muzzie. Shaved head, beard...

Is the perp dead?

Posted by: It's Me donna at March 22, 2017 12:57 PM (O2RFr)

515 The way President Obama runs down the stairs of Air Force 1, hopping and bobbing all the way, is so inelegant and unpresidential. Do not fall.

-
If you had a snoot full of blow, that's the way you'd deplane, too.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 22, 2017 12:57 PM (Nwg0u)

516 Well I was told to never forget the Alamo.



That was the opening shot.
San Jacinto was where it got real.
18 minute fight. 650 killed, 208 wounded, 300 captured.
By 910 guys using muzzle loaders.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2017 12:57 PM (Uohrc)

517 Nope, nothing to do with Islam. It's about neckbeards.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 22, 2017 12:56 PM (gIRsn)


Probably some alt-right GamerGate MRA.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 22, 2017 12:57 PM (0mRoj)

518
>>You know the saying, "What happens in Providence stays on the Plantation."


Let those people go!

Lookin' at you, Sheldon!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 22, 2017 12:57 PM (v1g1+)

519 470 >>MSN.com headline: "Weapons incident" outside Parliament.

And 9/11 was an in-flight incident.
And Pulse mass-shooting was a nightclub incident.
Sheesh.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2017 12:50 PM


And Pearl Harbor was a navigation accident by the German navy enroute to a training area.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 22, 2017 12:57 PM (0tfLf)

520 Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2017 12:53 PM (/tuJf)

I don't think the Battle of Rhode Island turned out like you think.

Posted by: Sam Houston at March 22, 2017 12:58 PM (fgzLM)

521 Texas is pretty bad-ass, they would whip any state's ass and most countries.

We hillfolk in Tennessee would take the woods and snipe at 'em, but no doubt they would occupy us.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at March 22, 2017 12:58 PM (gtQ/3)

522 >>Got a very good deal on a used Dyna-King Barracuda yesterday.



Awesome. Love mine.

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2017 12:58 PM (4/95V)

523 So we have a "weapons incident" and "firearms officers?"

Somebody worked late last night.

Posted by: Winston Smith at March 22, 2017 12:58 PM (97XyN)

524 London Parliament incident reminds me of the Ohio State attack.


The attacker was identified as Ohio State student Abdul Razak Ali Artan, a Somali-born refugee who came to America in 2014 as a legal permanent resident of the United States, officials said.  Police said they are investigating a motive for his attack.

http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/national-international/Ohio-State-University-Active-

Shooter-Report-403387996.html

Somali is on Trump's list of countries for extra vetting that the Hawaiian judge has put on hold.

Posted by: Holmes at March 22, 2017 12:58 PM (fi5nC)

525 487 Trump is 70 years old. Trump would have to give Obama at least five a side to make a golf match competitive.
Posted by: Sam Houston at March 22, 2017 12:53 PM (fgzLM)

Try 18 a side. Trump has a 0 handicap. It may be closer to a 2 since the past 2 years have been spent campaigning and working as POTUS.

Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 22, 2017 12:59 PM (MwiFE)

526 A flashlight is a "torch." Botulism is called "Steak & kidney pie"


*puts "threadwinner" token in Jar 499*

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 22, 2017 12:59 PM (gIRsn)

527 500
The way President Obama runs down the stairs of Air Force 1, hopping and
bobbing all the way, is so inelegant and unpresidential. Do not

fall.

Apparently he tweeted that in April of 2014.


Posted by: Jaimo at March 22, 2017 12:55 PM (9U1OG)

Wait...is that the tweet you were referring to earlier?

Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2017 12:59 PM (Enq6K)

528 Remember rickb ... when the Republic of Texas splits off ... I'm banking on you to be my immigration sponsor.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 22, 2017 12:59 PM (/BTP8)

529 Technically, Hawaii was a kingdom

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 22, 2017 12:59 PM (7ZVPa)

530 Meanwhile, over at the WaPo, there's a bitter, snide, takedown of Gorsuch.

http://tinyurl.com/n35859q

A redeeming feature is that, in the full-lenght URL for the site, the word "compost" appropriately appears.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/compost/wp/

Posted by: m at March 22, 2017 12:59 PM (3jGss)

531 The headline for that picture should be

Pelosi First: hands in her own Pockets!

Posted by: simplemind at March 22, 2017 12:59 PM (xVRrG)

532 Get an extension. Unless you are a little person, it will keep you from developing bad posture at the desk.

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2017 12:59 PM (4/95V)

533 Just out of curiosity, would a vegan Crossfitter from Texas ever shut the fuck up?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 22, 2017 12:59 PM (riTx6)

534 That Erdogan statement is pretty exciting.


The only (slim) hope for changing the downward trends everywhere seems to be the idiots/enemies/freaks pushing things so far that a response is unavoidable.


Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2017 01:00 PM (QDnY+)

535 On CNBC the terrorist attack is an "incident".

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 22, 2017 01:00 PM (Cf+T3)

536 And Pearl Harbor was a navigation accident by the German navy enroute to a training area.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 22, 2017 12:57 PM (0tfLf)

-----

I told you!

Posted by: Senator John Blutarsky at March 22, 2017 01:00 PM (7HtZB)

537 Trump is 70 years old. Trump would have to give Obama at least five a side to make a golf match competitive.
Posted by: Sam Houston


Trump is a bit taller than Obama, and Obama has a very weak stature compared to him. I've seen several photos/footage of them together and it's amazing how wormy and insignificant Obama looks by comparison. I'm pretty sure 70 year old Trump could kick Obama's ass at any pursuit, mental or physical.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 22, 2017 01:00 PM (W8bn5)

538 >>A flashlight is a "torch." Botulism is called "Steak & kidney pie"



And The Cavity Creeps are like the Elite Republican Guard.

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2017 01:01 PM (4/95V)

539 What's this CNN you speak of? Went the way of the dinosaur I heard.

Posted by: Strobe at March 22, 2017 01:01 PM (gbWkA)

540
Ace should be here any minute...

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 22, 2017 01:01 PM (h/vLr)

541 Gunshots in the Ohio attack ended up being the police that happened to be on seen because of the alarm pulled at one of the labs because of a suspected gas leak.


But the MO is the same --running over people and then trying to knife people.

Hopefully the gunshots are from the police around Parliament.

Posted by: Holmes at March 22, 2017 01:01 PM (fi5nC)

542
Ace is here.

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 22, 2017 01:01 PM (h/vLr)

543 Trump's bizarre prescience has to be driving the media nuts.

"How are we supposed to report this, dammit?!!"

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 22, 2017 01:01 PM (/f1mm)

544 Ace is awake.

Posted by: HH at March 22, 2017 01:02 PM (DrCtv)

545 Obviously the Asians are protesting that rape of women, girls and boys are not legal. It's frustrating for the Japanese living in London.

Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 22, 2017 01:02 PM (MwiFE)

546 521 Texas is pretty bad-ass, they would whip any state's ass and most countries.


------------------

Heh. Yeah, I'm sure they would...........NOT.

Posted by: Soona at March 22, 2017 01:02 PM (Fmupd)

547 >>Get an extension. Unless you are a little person, it will keep you from developing bad posture at the desk.

I bought a slightly higher than normal desk for tying, waiting for it to be delivered on Friday so I can see how things set up. I know what you mean about the posture thing. I spend about 6 hours tying on Saturday with a very awkward setup and was stiff as hell on Sunday.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2017 01:02 PM (/tuJf)

548 And wasn't it just a couple of weeks ago that Trump commented about the press not reporting terrorist attacks?

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 22, 2017 01:02 PM (/f1mm)

549 I'm pretty sure 70 year old Trump could kick Obama's ass at any pursuit, mental or physical.

Steven Urkel is John F'ng Wayne compared to the dog-eating crackhead.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 22, 2017 01:02 PM (X6fMO)

550 533 Just out of curiosity, would a vegan Crossfitter from Texas ever shut the fuck up?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 22, 2017 12:59 PM (riTx6)


LOLOLOL

Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at March 22, 2017 01:02 PM (6GTWP)

551 Remember rickb ... when the Republic of Texas splits off ... I'm banking on you to be my immigration sponsor.
Posted by: ScoggDog



Done! Easy peasy.
Horde is in before some cousins.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2017 01:02 PM (Uohrc)

552 >>
Apparently he tweeted that in April of 2014.


Back when he was a private citizen and delighted in stirring up sh#t on twitter to entertain himself?

I've never been a fan of Trump's petty tweet-flaps (like w/Rosie O'Donnell), and I did initially think that would end up killing his campaign, but.....I really don't care about what petty crap he tweeted about 3 years ago now that he's president.

CNN shouldn't either. There's a lot of *current* news to be covered without having to reach back into twitter archives to deliver a petty sick burn to Trump on behalf of ex-president Boyfriend. It;s like CNN is run by 13 year old mean girls or something.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2017 01:03 PM (NOIQH)

553 Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 22, 2017 12:59 PM (MwiFE)

Sorry Trump is no scratch golfer or even a 2 right now. No need to exaggerate on his behalf.

Posted by: Sam Houston at March 22, 2017 01:03 PM (fgzLM)

554 I told you!

Posted by: Senator John Blutarsky at March 22, 2017 01:00 PM


And it ain't over until WE say its over!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 22, 2017 01:03 PM (0tfLf)

555 I'm sure others have said this, "But I think I'm thlightly obthethed."

Posted by: Michael the Deplorable TEXIT at March 22, 2017 01:04 PM (nvMvs)

556 Europe: "We build the most advanced civilization the world has seen. Now we chhose to die out by attrition and invite barbarian hordes to speed up the process by slaughtering us in the streets".

This is all so avoidable, so unnecessay. I want to smack these people.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 22, 2017 01:05 PM (W8bn5)

557 533 Just out of curiosity, would a vegan Crossfitter from Texas ever shut the fuck up?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 22, 2017 12:59 PM (riTx6)

Two cults plus Texas.... Good luck with that. Yikes!

Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 22, 2017 01:05 PM (MwiFE)

558 His buttplug causes armsflapping flouncing toeprancing.

Posted by: Eromero at March 22, 2017 01:06 PM (zLDYs)

559 I was told there were 12 steps to AA. Too many for me.

Posted by: Hillary 2020! at March 22, 2017 01:06 PM (bc2Lc)

560 And it has lighthouses! Or, at least one.

Posted by: bluebell at March 22, 2017 12:15 PM (sBOL1)

The houses have to be light. Or the island might sink.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2017 01:10 PM (WDdjT)

561 Seriously, Daywalkers! You have been quite remiss lately.


NOOD!

Posted by: IrishEi at March 22, 2017 01:11 PM (HiDrR)

562 Are the London Boys safe?

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 22, 2017 01:12 PM (JO9+V)

563 553 Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 22, 2017 12:59 PM (MwiFE)

Sorry Trump is no scratch golfer or even a 2 right now. No need to exaggerate on his behalf.
Posted by: Sam Houston at March 22, 2017 01:03 PM (fgzLM)

Not trying to exaggerate. Sincerely thought and read somewhere that his handicap was a 2 up from 0.

If makes you happy, Trump is a 10 handicap at best. He never replaces his divots. He also uses wooden tees instead if the biodegradable ones. He still wears metal spikes.

Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 22, 2017 01:13 PM (MwiFE)

564
My little sister and BIL made a trip to Turkey last year, and they said they had a lot of fun. I asked them about the overpowering muzzie presence there and they just looked at me without saying anything. They either don't have a clue or have put on blinders.

They're planning on going to Germany next year. I'm going to sit down and have a talk with them before they go.
Posted by: Soona at March 22, 2017 12:54 PM (Fmupd)

Could be worse; at least Sweden isn't on their bucket list!

Maybe they were in the seaside areas in Turkey? I've heard that those places are lovely and without the stench of islam, but Istanbul appears to elicit my same reaction from others I know who were also there.

Turkish Air has a wonderful service, was voted the top airline in Europe about two or three years ago and routes thru Ataturk airport, offering some of the cheapest European airfares for top notch service. Now that they've even bombed the airport,why take the risk? Go somewhere else.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at March 22, 2017 01:14 PM (oQQwD)

565 Afraid of me?

Posted by: Matt Stairs, Philadelphia Phillies Hitting Coach at March 22, 2017 01:19 PM (4AVeu)

566 553
Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 22, 2017 12:59 PM (MwiFE)



Sorry Trump is no scratch golfer or even a 2 right now. No need to exaggerate on his behalf.
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How many strokes would he have to give to Obama you reckon?

I'm 72, can barely walk, and could beat him in a game of horse.


Posted by: Javems at March 22, 2017 01:34 PM (yOqwj)

567
Texas is pretty bad-ass, they would whip any state's ass and most countries.

We hillfolk in Tennessee would take the woods and snipe at 'em, but no doubt they would occupy us.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at March 22, 2017 12:58 PM (gtQ/3)
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I'm pretty sure we would join up with 'em.

Posted by: Kudzu King at March 22, 2017 01:38 PM (HSmrB)

568 I remember an umbrella had its way with Obama. Of course he chose the smartest way to overcome the umbrella and didn't look like an idiot or nothing. You know when your beard thinks you are stupid, you are pretty GD stupid.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 22, 2017 01:38 PM (cOHS7)

569 The way President Obama runs down the stairs of Air Force 1, hopping and bobbing all the way, is so inelegant and unpresidential. Do not
fall.

Apparently he tweeted that in April of 2014.

Posted by: Jaimo at March 22, 2017 12:55 PM (9U1OG)

Seems like an accurate observation to me. And Donald Trump was a private citizen in April of 2014. Why do you have a problem with that?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2017 01:42 PM (WDdjT)

570 Let me state up front this is silly and absurd. Having said that, I do have trouble with stairs since 2015, after a fall from a ladder that left a mild brain injury. People who've had brain injuries or strokes sometimes have trouble with stairs. Someone told me why but I forgot. (Sorry, bad joke.)

Posted by: Rick67 at March 22, 2017 04:12 PM (bqer+)

571 523 So we have a "weapons incident" and "firearms officers?"


"Firearms officers" are the small number of Bobbies cleared to carry and use guns.

Posted by: Fox2! at March 22, 2017 06:33 PM (g6VuL)

572 If it was Obama the reporters would tear up over his contemplative brooding manliness. Though they wouldn't title it that way, since a) they'd think it was obvious, and b) they'd think too many of their viewers would find manliness icky.

Posted by: DaveM at March 22, 2017 09:41 PM (FNtbC)

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