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Company's CEO, Who Calls Herself a "She-E.O.," Sued for Sexual Harassment

Teach women not to sexually harass other women.


Thinx (or SheThinx) is one of those chixsploitation companies that specializes in selling political statement wearables, like "Period Panties," panties that they say can absorb as much fluid as two tampons.

Which, frankly, doesn't sound like a bad idea to me but whatever, not the point Ace, keep on the subject.

But the company seemed to be mostly selling Empowerment.

When Thinx launched, it was known mostly for its boundary-breaking advertisements (their ads were the first to say "period" on the subway). Last year, for an article about ending period shame, Agrawal described Thinx's brand to The FADER by saying, "It's like texting your best girlfriend. Because [Thinx] talks about it without embarrassment, it gives permission to others to talk about it in the same way."

Agrawal continued, saying, "The entire period space has been so tired and so lame... [Now] it's artful, it’s beautiful, and it’s culturally relevant."

"Period space." I guess she means the artistic space, the frisson, of talkin' about periods.

The "She-E.O.," who I gather is actually a woman and not a transgender as I was expecting (though I'm open to being surprised on this point), is allegedly very sexually aggressive, particularly about women's breasts. Although she's also heterosexual. (Mostly, I guess.)

She sounds nuts. That is, she sounds exactly like the sort of person given to decrying the lame state of our current period space discourse.

I'll just excerpt here or there but you should just read the whole thing. It's nuttier than a Snicker's bar.

Miki Agrawal, the co-founder of Thinx -- a company that makes "period underwear" -- doesn't think much of boundaries. "I just love the taboo space"....

There she goes again with that usage of "space." Gender Studies major, I'm thinking.

According to a complaint filed late last week by a former employee (and echoed in interviews with multiple current and former employees), those things have included: the size and shape of her employees' breasts, an employee's nipple piercings, her own sexual exploits, her desire to experiment with polyamory, her interest in entering a sexual relationship with one of her employees, and the exact means by which she was brought to female ejaculation. Her alleged boundary-breaking in the workplace isn't just verbal. Per the detailed complaint, filed with the City of New York Commission on Human Rights, Agrawal also touched an employee’s breasts and asked her to expose them, routinely changed clothes in front of employees, and conducted meetings via videoconference while in bed, apparently unclothed. (She also is said in the filing to have shared nude photos of herself and others -- "including but not limited to her fiance" --with staff.) At least once, she supposedly FaceTimed into a meeting from the toilet.

...

The filing -- which also names the company's COO and CFO, for their failure to address repeated complaints about Agrawal's behavior -- comes on the heels, just over a week ago, of Agrawal's leaving from her post as CEO (as first reported in Jezebel) and the publication of an article in Racked that made clear that, despite the company’s feminist branding and mission, the women who worked there felt exploited by low pay and substandard benefits.

...

Leibow, who was fired in December after months of voicing concerns about Agrawal’s behavior, had started a year before and been promoted midyear. At first, the company culture seemed refreshingly "open and honest," she said to me over the phone. A month or two after her arrival, however, Agrawal said she had an "obsession" with Leibow's breasts, and "helped herself," as Leibow put it to me last week. "I didn’t say anything to her at the time. If you’ve ever been touched without your consent, you know it’s jarring. The whole atmosphere was one of: this is fine, this isn’t a big deal."

...

The incident, Leibow told me, developed into a pattern, with Agrawal regularly commenting on how Leibow’s breasts looked in various outfits, and touching them, both while the two were alone, and in front of others. Agrawal gave similar attention to other employees whose bodies Leibow described as, like her own, "curvy.' (According to the filing, Agrawal "molested at least one other female employee’s breasts." Agrawal denies any breast-touching.)

...

Agrawal-- whose brand was lauded for its body positivity, and for including visible stretch marks in its advertising-- also regularly engaged in what another employee termed "fat-shaming," commenting on people’s weights either directly or behind their backs. One of the perks of the office was ice-cream Fridays; Agrawal suggested that the treat ought to be changed to fruit because ice cream was unhealthy, and because employees were too heavy, said multiple former staffers.... When employees brought up the notion of expanding Thinx's offerings into further plus sizes due to customer demand, Agrawal replied that anyone larger than a 3X ought to go to the gym and lose weight rather than purchase new underwear, according to multiple sources. Agrawal calls the fat-shaming accusations "unfounded," and adds that she suggested having "fruit and berries to support healthy living."

From there it's a lot of stuff about her penchant for casual workplace nudity and other bits of harassment of women, and generally vicious treatment of her female employees. Worth reading, but I can't quote it.

I have to quote this kicker though. So much lunacy to unpack here:

...

Agrawal-- who recently raised $500,000 of funding for Tushy, her bidet venture -- is slated to speak on March 23 at the New Orleans Entrepreneur Week’s Women's Summit, directly following a discussion on "Navigating Sexuality at Work: Finding the Line Between Harmless and Harassment."

Oh you can also check out a post she wrote at Medium describing her trip to (where else?) The Burning Man festival. Apparently she wanted her employees to follow her crazy adventures.

4. Andrew and I went to the Orgy Dome to try and conceive for the first time ever. We just got engaged 2 weekends ago so what better time than to get baby making going! What was SO wild was that I really wanted to conceive on the Playa but I was supposed to ovulate the week before Burning Man. For whatever reason, my period was a week late, making my ovulation window during the week of Burning Man! The Playa Gods delivered once again! And what better place to attempt conception than the Orgy Dome? The Orgy Dome was another deep lesson on how to release the idea of being self-conscious, specifically in the sexual department.

They had a choice between the "Couples Only" and Group Grope sections of the Orgy Dome. Thankfully, they chose the former.

Apparently she's now pregnant so I guess the Playa Gods really delivered in the Orgy Dome.

And hopefully she'll get to experience her wish of having an "orgasmic" birth.

Thanks to The Dude/@woodwhisperers.

Posted by: Ace at 12:54 PM




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1 Unpossible!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 21, 2017 12:55 PM (i0ykY)

2 Yeesh.... sounds like Bill Clitnon in a dress grabbing da boobies...

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2017 12:57 PM (ZNTrW)

3 Has to be asked...is she hot?

Posted by: steevy at March 21, 2017 12:58 PM (r/0kC)

4 On further reading Ace, I agree. She is bug house nutz. I hope the Keebler Elves steal her child.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2017 12:59 PM (ZNTrW)

5 I feel filthy for having just read this

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2017 12:59 PM (39g3+)

6 She sounds manic.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 21, 2017 12:59 PM (oVJmc)

7 Couples only still means sharing? Her boyfriend doesn't care who's swimmers got in?

Posted by: GregV61 at March 21, 2017 12:59 PM (MoJlY)

8 Nothing wrong with a little boob grabbin'.

Posted by: Diana Ross at March 21, 2017 12:59 PM (vg8iE)

9 There was a time in earlier history when people who behaved like this got their ass kicked. Literally. Publicly.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 21, 2017 01:00 PM (i0ykY)

10 She seems nice.

Posted by: wth at March 21, 2017 01:00 PM (HgMAr)

11 the female body does release endorphins at childbirth, but describing the process as an extended orgasm might be overselling it.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 21, 2017 01:00 PM (9osbb)

12 is slated to speak on March 23 at the New Orleans Entrepreneur Week's Women's Summit, directly following a discussion on "Navigating Sexuality at Work:


Finding the Line Between Harmless and Harassment."






There is no line between harmless and harassment when a guy can get fired for saying, "You look nice today".

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2017 01:00 PM (Uohrc)

13 Yeah, from hard experience I've learned that there has to be a LOT of period space if you don't want your head to get bit off.

Although that might not be what she meant.

Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at March 21, 2017 01:00 PM (RD7QR)

14 corgi races:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPuKyeVsfZY

Posted by: haggis at March 21, 2017 01:01 PM (25+/B)

15 While in college I would dismiss gender studies bs as nonsense, just because who in creation would hire those people and put them in positions of power?

Oh what a fool the past few years have made me.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 21, 2017 01:01 PM (72PAC)

16 Shorter: CEO whose business pushes boundaries sued for pushing sexual boundaries with own staff


Can we please stop pretending period-shaming is a thing?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2017 01:01 PM (NOIQH)

17 This sounds like the plot of many of the "educational videos" a friend of mine watches sometimes.

And, BTW, she's bleeding out of her whatever, sounds like.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at March 21, 2017 01:01 PM (aKqWT)

18 She sounds nuts.

-
A Feminazi, nuts? The hell you say!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 21, 2017 01:02 PM (Nwg0u)

19 Interesting, a picture of the plaintiff in the picture, as well.

Sounds like a lot of attention-seeking all 'round.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 21, 2017 01:02 PM (oVJmc)

20 I got nuthin.'

Posted by: josephistan at March 21, 2017 01:02 PM (7HtZB)

21 Why is her head twice the size it should be for the proportions of her body?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 21, 2017 01:03 PM (nAp1e)

22 @rickb223

And there are women and shemales looking to collect scalps and get you fired, as previous threads have mentioned.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 21, 2017 01:03 PM (xJa6I)

23 Can we please stop pretending period-shaming is a thing?

Apparently the hot new idea percolating through American offices is that, because some African countries give their employees "period" time offs, we should do so here.

I adore women, but crap like that irritates me no end.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 21, 2017 01:03 PM (X6fMO)

24 I'm out. Too crazy even for me.

Posted by: Alice of Wonderland fame at March 21, 2017 01:03 PM (IB8DY)

25 Oddly enough, people who insist on hoisting the freak flag are usually...freaks.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at March 21, 2017 01:03 PM (uCrjJ)

26 I looked up her picture online and boy howdy I wish I hadn't.

Ugh.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at March 21, 2017 01:03 PM (eytER)

27 is slated to speak on March 23 at the New Orleans Entrepreneur Week's Women's Summit, directly following a discussion on "Navigating Sexuality at Work:

-
Whatever happened to don't shit where you eat?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 21, 2017 01:03 PM (Nwg0u)

28 I bet she doesn't shave her pits.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 21, 2017 01:04 PM (vg8iE)

29 You people had to keep demanding a nipple thread.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at March 21, 2017 01:04 PM (3OAG2)

30
I thought period underwear was something you'd put on if were going with an authentic 18th century look

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 21, 2017 01:04 PM (lKyWE)

31 Is, is this the orgy dome?

Posted by: Shirley at March 21, 2017 01:04 PM (1pZw2)

32 *ponders*

Horde wedding event followed by a reception at the Orgy Dome.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2017 01:05 PM (ZNTrW)

33 She does sound insane and I cry for the days when people had enough pride to not publicly discuss bodily functions (which is all a woman's period is), BUT she is right about one thing -- anyone larger than 3x needs to get to the gym, not worry about period panties.

Posted by: Dancing Queen at March 21, 2017 01:05 PM (lZaEn)

34 Okay. I'll be back later...

Posted by: tu3031 at March 21, 2017 01:05 PM (qJhUV)

35 She's a lecher who covers up her creepiness with socially acceptable rhetoric. Makes her hip and with it, a real groovy kitten. Down with the prudes, the squares are just taking away all of the fun so the patriarchy and The Man can control you. Can you dig it?

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Spring Sale! Get Your Vernal Vituperations at the Outrage Outlet! at March 21, 2017 01:05 PM (hLRSq)

36 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

*gasps for breath*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 21, 2017 01:05 PM (0mRoj)

37 You people had to keep demanding a nipple thread.

The Head Ewok is a cruel master.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 21, 2017 01:05 PM (X6fMO)

38 Apparently she's now pregnant so I guess the Play Gods really delivered in the Orgy Dome.

And hopefully she'll get to experience her wish of having an "orgasmic" birth.




If ever a kid needed to be put immediately up for adoption.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 21, 2017 01:05 PM (493sH)

39 Are those period panties edible?

Posted by: Soona at March 21, 2017 01:05 PM (Fmupd)

40 Air horns and cattle prods do wonders for situations like this ...

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at March 21, 2017 01:05 PM (AoK0a)

41 Has Donna Brazile-Nut weighed in on this?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 21, 2017 01:05 PM (Nwg0u)

42 >>> the exact means by which she was brought to female ejaculation

:::gets notepad, pencil, eraser, and prepares to take notes:::

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 21, 2017 01:06 PM (WuWke)

43 as for the She E O, if I were the judge I would make her wear a shirt that says "WEARER IS CRAZY / DO NOT ENTER" for two years.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 21, 2017 01:06 PM (9osbb)

44 "I want to be your period panties."

Posted by: Prince Charles at March 21, 2017 01:06 PM (vg8iE)

45 It seems to be effortless for people this insane to get into positions of power. Why is it so hard for a normal person like me to make a living?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 21, 2017 01:06 PM (MZcWR)

46 Why do I need "Thinx's" permission to talk about anything?

What a smug, arrogant bitch this woman is.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 21, 2017 01:06 PM (rF0hx)

47 Apparently the hot new idea percolating through American offices is that, because some African countries give their employees "period" time offs, we should do so here.



As long as they sit in a fucking hut for seven solid days. All together. Just like in African villages.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2017 01:06 PM (Uohrc)

48 People like that having babies should be qualified in advance as child abuse. The kid doesn't have a chance with that procreation story.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 21, 2017 01:06 PM (OFxPz)

49 Apparently the hot new idea percolating through American offices is that, because some African countries give their employees "period" time offs, we should do so here.

So, women hires will work 10% less than men, just on that premise alone?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 21, 2017 01:06 PM (oVJmc)

50 About 4500 of your readers just put down their coffee cups and stared off into space for a few minutes and then turned on basketball.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 21, 2017 01:06 PM (4YGWz)

51 Andrew and I went to the Orgy Dome to try and conceive for the first time ever. We just got engaged 2 weekends ago so what better time than to get baby making going!




A better time? Waiting until you're married

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 21, 2017 01:06 PM (493sH)

52 >>"Navigating Sexuality at Work: Finding the Line Between Harmless and Harassment."



What's funny/not funny is that since Anita Hill, a man would never, ever give a talk like this except to state: "No sexual expression at work. NONE. No jokes, compliments, even lingering looks. EVER. I don't want to be sued, and neither do you. That's it."



Meanwhile this nutter employing the right Gender-and-Women's studies lexicon gets to be all zany and taboo and sh#t because she's a woman. OK, she went too far, but I'm betting she was given *a lot* more leeway than a male CEO would have been given.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2017 01:07 PM (NOIQH)

53 "28 I bet she doesn't shave her pits.
Posted by: bicentennialguy"


Well there goes her chance to be cast as Wonder Woman.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 21, 2017 01:07 PM (OD2ni)

54 You wanted nipples, people.


Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2017 01:07 PM (YAd2u)

55 Do wymyn folk not understand that all they are doing is building the case that they are just too damned much trouble to hire with their delicate constitutions, special needs and all?

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at March 21, 2017 01:07 PM (uCrjJ)

56 "Navigating Sexuality at Work: Finding the Line Between Harmless and Harassment."

I'm sure her attorneys will be laying some cosmic enlightenment on her shortly. It should really expand her mind. Radical.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Spring Sale! Get Your Vernal Vituperations at the Outrage Outlet! at March 21, 2017 01:07 PM (hLRSq)

57 >>>> the exact means by which she was brought to female ejaculation

Pssst. It's just peeing.

Seriously, they've done studies. Well, this isn't the ONT, so I won't go into the details.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at March 21, 2017 01:07 PM (aKqWT)

58 44 "I want to be your period panties."
Posted by: Prince Charles at March 21, 2017 01:06 PM (vg8iE)

=========

You're soaking in it.

Posted by: Camilla at March 21, 2017 01:08 PM (fi5nC)

59 Whatever happened to don't shit where you eat?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler!


Food threads have been replaced with GAINZZZZ threads. Do keep up ....

Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Cuisine Critic ... at March 21, 2017 01:08 PM (AoK0a)

60 Apparently the hot new idea percolating through American offices is that, because some African countries give their employees "period" time offs, we should do so here.


Ah yes, the hotbed of freedom, justice, peace & prosperity that is Africa.

Posted by: josephistan at March 21, 2017 01:08 PM (7HtZB)

61 41 Has Donna Brazile-Nut weighed in on this?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 21, 2017 01:05 PM (Nwg0u)

When Donna Brazile weighs in she weighs ALL THE WAY IN.

(No, I don't have anything so I'm going straight to Yo' Mama jokes.)

Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at March 21, 2017 01:08 PM (RD7QR)

62 OT but how come nobody is discussing that SCOTUS denied Bob Menedez's appeal and he will now go to trial on federal corruption charges.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 21, 2017 01:08 PM (OFxPz)

63 About 4500 of your readers just put down their
coffee cups and stared off into space for a few minutes and then turned
on basketball. Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 21, 2017 01:06 PM (4YGWz)
=====

Yeah. Waaay past my creepout factor; and I thought I was creeped out by the weightlifters.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 21, 2017 01:08 PM (MIKMs)

64 "Period space", "taboo space"...

Lets see how you like "court space" and "jail space", bitch!

Posted by: Nurse Ratched at March 21, 2017 01:08 PM (b30nj)

65 Sounds like she could have used a GPS for 'navigating sexuality at work.'

So much for the old joke about women stopping for directions.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 21, 2017 01:08 PM (oZ6kz)

66 She sounds like the female LBJ.

Posted by: Independent George at March 21, 2017 01:09 PM (BDZWU)

67 60 Apparently the hot new idea percolating through American offices is that, because some African countries give their employees "period" time offs, we should do so here.


Ah yes, the hotbed of freedom, justice, peace & prosperity that is Africa.

-------------------------
And obviously, "period justice."

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 21, 2017 01:09 PM (vg8iE)

68 "Navigating Sexuality at Work: Finding the Line Between Harmless and Harassment."




It's a fine line between clever and stupid

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 21, 2017 01:09 PM (493sH)

69 They exist, they walk amongst us, and G-d help us, they breed.
WASTF'ed

Posted by: Random Lurker Commenter at March 21, 2017 01:09 PM (+tRIN)

70 Just ponder TrigglyPuff as a CEO

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2017 01:09 PM (ZNTrW)

71 is this going to be a beewb thread?

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 21, 2017 01:09 PM (FZYNt)

72 Agrawal-- who recently raised $500,000 of funding for Tushy, her bidet venture

************

So --she's got all the holes--covered--or not covered?

Posted by: Holmes at March 21, 2017 01:10 PM (fi5nC)

73 Period Space : Anywhere not in the sweat house.

Posted by: Medicine Man at March 21, 2017 01:10 PM (YAd2u)

74 sexual navigation? I have a compass around here somewhere ...

Posted by: Cate Blanchett at March 21, 2017 01:10 PM (9osbb)

75 How about a padded space, kooky woman?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2017 01:10 PM (GX63o)

76 This case hinges on the boundary between the desirability of social and sexual openness and the crazy.

Clearly what matters here is how hawt the She-EO is. [does the bing image thing].

Hot enough if the crazy weren't shining through, but the crazy is shining through.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 21, 2017 01:10 PM (gIRsn)

77 Miki Agrawal, the co-founder of Thinx -- a company that makes "period underwear" -- doesn't think much of boundaries. "I just love the taboo space"....

***********

I just hurled.

Posted by: Holmes at March 21, 2017 01:10 PM (fi5nC)

78 . . . .

Posted by: Undocumented at March 21, 2017 01:10 PM (SsblQ)

79 I'm sure her manic personality made her seem like a real 'go-getter' on the way up. It's being at the top with few constraints that allows the mania to really run wild.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 21, 2017 01:11 PM (oVJmc)

80 We are living in Sodom and Gomorrah! Sadly, not confined to a single small space, but covering large swathes of the Earth. Is there a cleansing coming soon in the form of a pandemic, famine, war, etc.? I wouldn't bet against it.

Posted by: Lydia, Seller of Purple at March 21, 2017 01:11 PM (RHjCR)

81 To be completely honest, depending on the woman, one day off isn't a bad idea. Or not a day off, but a telework day or something.

Posted by: dagny at March 21, 2017 01:11 PM (Mc+44)

82 Would I wear Period Panties?

Depends.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at March 21, 2017 01:11 PM (JZdsf)

83 It is good to see a woman charged with sexual harassment, the work lace has been so unjust and hostile for so long its ridiculous. A man can't put a pretty girl calendar up in his cubicle but the secretarial pool can have male strippers on Fridays and nobody can complain.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2017 01:11 PM (39g3+)

84 "Although she's also heterosexual. (Mostly, I guess.)"


Yeah, that's kinda the point of the whole "there's no such thing as a lesbian" kick Milo does. All women... and yes, we do mean ALL, can be talked into willingly participating in girl/girl stuff.

And any of you ladies who protest, you just haven't found the right situation yet.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 21, 2017 01:11 PM (TOk1P)

85 Wait until this chick establishes Stinx ... to claim the shit space.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 21, 2017 01:11 PM (zc3Db)

86 She gets off on making other people feel uncomfortable, and this is the means by which she achieves it. She's got major psychological issues.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 21, 2017 01:11 PM (0mRoj)

87 Orgy Dome was the 3rd Mad Max film?

I told you.

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2017 01:11 PM (YAd2u)

88 It's ONT daywalker day.

Posted by: Lolliegnu Brazillia at March 21, 2017 01:11 PM (1pZw2)

89 It seems to be effortless for people this insane to get into positions of power. Why is it so hard for a normal person like me to make a living?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 21, 2017 01:06 PM (MZcWR)


Jokes aside, I'm guessing confidence. If you think the world is just dying to know about how you conceived in the orgy dome at burning man, you probably have the requisite confidence to go places business-wise.

You and me, buddy? We're Gil Gunderson

Posted by: hogmartin at March 21, 2017 01:12 PM (8nWyX)

90 So she's a narcissistic slut.

People who engage in this weird sexual behavior are mentally ill.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 21, 2017 01:12 PM (Tnhbr)

91 Just ponder TrigglyPuff as a CEO
Posted by: Anna Puma


Sure.

Just not mine ...

Posted by: Adriane the Human Resource Critic ... at March 21, 2017 01:12 PM (AoK0a)

92 So not talking about periods is "period shaming?"

There's nothing shameful about taking a big wet shit, but that doesn't mean I'm going to talk about it over breakfast.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 21, 2017 01:12 PM (97XyN)

93 66 She sounds like the female LBJ.
Posted by: Independent George at March 21, 2017 01:09 PM (BDZWU)

************

I dunno---she's not grabbin' them by the ears.

Posted by: Holmes at March 21, 2017 01:12 PM (fi5nC)

94 "Period space." I guess she means the artistic space, the frisson, of talkin' about periods.


Do we really have to talk about this? Can feminists express an opinion on any subject that does NOT involve the cooch? Is that even possible?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2017 01:13 PM (SRKgf)

95 THE RUB

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_E3c_Zje6w

Posted by: The Grateful Dead at March 21, 2017 01:13 PM (YAd2u)

96 Batshit crazy. Also, cruel, manipulative and just plain weird.

Posted by: huerfano at March 21, 2017 01:13 PM (jkkMG)

97 You and me, buddy? We're Gil Gunderson
Posted by: hogmartin at March 21, 2017 01:12 PM (8nWyX)

Who's Gil Gunderson?

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 21, 2017 01:13 PM (0mRoj)

98 https://tinyurl.com/kva92dq

If you'd hit it, you must acquit it.


Posted by: Jackie Chiles at March 21, 2017 01:13 PM (GX63o)

99 Some breaking he-who-must-not-be-named news:

A former official with the Democratic National Committee has worked in recent months with a convicted domestic terrorist-turned-activist known as the "Speedway Bomber" to gather information on Donald Trump, The Daily Caller has learned.

That work culminated in a Washington, D.C. meeting in December between the ex-DNC operative, Alexandra Chalupa, the convicted bomber, [ . . . ], and a South Africa-born Israeli man named Yoni Ariel.

Ariel, whose real name is Jonathan Schwartz, traveled to Washington, D.C. to brief Chalupa and [ . . .] on his knowledge of Russia's activities during the campaign.

See WZ.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 21, 2017 01:13 PM (Nwg0u)

100 I'll be right back. I'm going to walk around the office partially nude while addressing the pros and cons of the period space.

Somebody please start a GOFUNDME page for my bail and future well being.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 21, 2017 01:13 PM (OFxPz)

101 the secretarial pool can have male strippers on Fridays
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Interesting

Posted by: G at March 21, 2017 01:13 PM (SsblQ)

102 85 Wait until this chick establishes Stinx ... to claim the shit space.

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Imagine if "Spanx" wasn't already taken....

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 21, 2017 01:13 PM (vg8iE)

103 Oh, and if you touch my tits and you're not my husband, I'll do the same thing I did in college to the incessant frat party tit grabs. Knee to the groin, or if that's not possible, a fist to the nose, or a hard pinch that leaves a mark.

Posted by: dagny at March 21, 2017 01:13 PM (Mc+44)

104 Yeah, that's kinda the point of the whole "there's no such thing as a lesbian" kick Milo does. All women... and yes, we do mean ALL, can be talked into willingly participating in girl/girl stuff.

And any of you ladies who protest, you just haven't found the right situation yet.


Wasn't that a David Spade line? Something such as "every woman's just two Mai Tai's away from some girl-girl action."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 21, 2017 01:13 PM (X6fMO)

105 Do we really have to talk about this? Can feminists express an opinion on any subject that does NOT involve the cooch? Is that even possible?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

I'm a naaaassstttyyyyy woman

Posted by: Ashley Judd at March 21, 2017 01:13 PM (FZYNt)

106 It is good to see a woman charged with sexual harassment, the work lace has been so unjust and hostile for so long its ridiculous. A man can't put a pretty girl calendar up in his cubicle but the secretarial pool can have male strippers on Fridays and nobody can complain.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2017 01:11 PM (39g3+)


I don't mind the male strippers at work thing.

The tips aren't half bad.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 21, 2017 01:13 PM (TOk1P)

107 Tushy?

Is that Joey Bidet's new codename?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2017 01:14 PM (ZNTrW)

108 >>Apparently the hot new idea percolating through American offices is
that, because some African countries give their employees "period" time
offs, we should do so here.




OH HELL NO.

Move to Africa if you want that. Well let you figure out why there are no cool, Fortune 500 tech/media companies in the countries that don't want unclean menstruating women in the workplace.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2017 01:14 PM (NOIQH)

109 103 Oh, and if you touch my tits and you're not my husband, I'll do the same thing I did in college to the incessant frat party tit grabs. Knee to the groin, or if that's not possible, a fist to the nose, or a hard pinch that leaves a mark.
Posted by: dagny at March 21, 2017 01:13 PM (Mc+44)

*ponders*

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 21, 2017 01:14 PM (0mRoj)

110 92 So not talking about periods is "period shaming?"

There's nothing shameful about taking a big wet shit, but that doesn't mean I'm going to talk about it over breakfast.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 21, 2017 01:12 PM (97XyN)


Exactly. "Let me tell you about my explosive diarrhea."

"No. Don't."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2017 01:14 PM (SRKgf)

111 >>>Apparently she's now pregnant so I guess the Play Gods really delivered in the Orgy Dome.


It's no Playa Haters Ball, but when Buc Nasty isn't there, what do you expect.

Her damn ovaries were so desperate, they were out at a stoplight holding up a sign that said "will cop for a muffin top".

Posted by: Silky Johnston at March 21, 2017 01:14 PM (1JnAL)

112
Yeah, that's kinda the point of the whole "there's no such thing as a lesbian" kick Milo does. All women... and yes, we do mean ALL, can be talked into willingly participating in girl/girl stuff.

And any of you ladies who protest, you just haven't found the right situation yet.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 21, 2017 01:11 PM (TOk1P)


Heh. No woman is completely straight after three appletinis?

A guy I knew years ago said something similar. "Alex, anytime you're with two women at the same time, one of them is going to end up going down on the other. It's a law of nature." Guy was a British Army sniper and all around good dude, but had way too many crazy stories.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 21, 2017 01:14 PM (Tnhbr)

113 Wait until this chick establishes Stinx ... to claim the shit space.




Two in the Thinkx, one in the Stinkx?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2017 01:14 PM (Uohrc)

114 Are kosher chalupas a thing now?

Posted by: Undocumented at March 21, 2017 01:14 PM (SsblQ)

115 Playa lake -- a usually dry, shallow lake bed; a low spot on a flat plain that fills with water when it rains.


Anyway, I think this goes nicely with the recent report of the straight WNBA player that was harassed out of the league for not being a lesbian.

Also appropriate, I think, is a discussion of what kind of cuck her "husband" is.

Further discussion: Burning Man is a disappointment, false advertising--none of the people who attend are burned as they deserve. Rather, an innocent wood structure is made to suffer.

Posted by: RoyalOil at March 21, 2017 01:15 PM (ZQpd0)

116 109 103 Oh, and if you touch my tits and you're not my husband, I'll do the same thing I did in college to the incessant frat party tit grabs. Knee to the groin, or if that's not possible, a fist to the nose, or a hard pinch that leaves a mark.
Posted by: dagny at March 21, 2017 01:13 PM (Mc+44)

*ponders*
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor

I do like a challenge

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 21, 2017 01:15 PM (FZYNt)

117 Isn't the period space the two spaces you type when starting a new sentence? At least that's what I was taught about typing.

But then again But then again
I was not sure I was not sure
about stereotyping. about stereotyping.

Posted by: Minuteman at March 21, 2017 01:15 PM (0i9eW)

118 Yeah, that's kinda the point of the whole "there's no such thing as a lesbian" kick Milo does. All women... and yes, we do mean ALL, can be talked into willingly participating in girl/girl stuff.

And any of you ladies who protest, you just haven't found the right situation yet.
----------------------------------------------
Wasn't that a David Spade line? Something such as "every woman's just two Mai Tai's away from some girl-girl action."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 21, 2017 01:13 PM (X6fMO)


I'm not sure, but that would go along with MY theory that most of Milo's act is stolen from others.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 21, 2017 01:15 PM (TOk1P)

119 97 You and me, buddy? We're Gil Gunderson
Posted by: hogmartin at March 21, 2017 01:12 PM (8nWyX)

Who's Gil Gunderson?
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 21, 2017 01:13 PM (0mRoj)

The hapless, loser salesman from "The Simpsons."

Posted by: josephistan at March 21, 2017 01:15 PM (7HtZB)

120 Not only is she nuts-o, but she's convinced millennial females to forego sanitary products and wear soiled panties all day, all in the name of 'feminism'

If mass mental illness weren't so sad, it'd be funny.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at March 21, 2017 01:15 PM (oQQwD)

121 Tushy. That's also the name of an uh, website. You might say it's Hope Solo themed.

But I don't know anything about this stuff. Believe me.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at March 21, 2017 01:15 PM (aKqWT)

122 I don't mind the male strippers at work thing.

The tips aren't half bad.


Its all the catcalling and groping, its so humiliating. I'm not just a piece of meat!!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2017 01:15 PM (39g3+)

123 dagny at March 21, 2017 01:13 PM (Mc+44)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFCb4j0E2p4

: -))

Posted by: Adriane the Human Resource Critic ... at March 21, 2017 01:15 PM (AoK0a)

124 her desire to experiment with polyamory

************

I don't even know what that is--except--too many.

Posted by: Holmes at March 21, 2017 01:15 PM (fi5nC)

125 "Period space." I guess she means the artistic space, the frisson, of talkin' about periods.


Do we really have to talk about this? Can feminists express an opinion on any subject that does NOT involve the cooch? Is that even possible?



But how? My vagina is my companion, my confidante, my sextant, and my financial adviser.

Posted by: Cate Blanchette at March 21, 2017 01:15 PM (JZdsf)

126 Got willowed in the previous thread. As were past 100 posts I'm going O/T early.

I've got this itch I can't scratch, and my google -fu is too weak.

I want to know who is the woman who does the voice over for Progressive - you know the slightly husky "Now that's Progressive" tag line.

That voice just revs my engine...help me Obi Wan.



Posted by: browndog at March 21, 2017 01:16 PM (bGMOs)

127
It is good to see a woman charged with sexual harassment, the work lace has been so unjust and hostile for so long its ridiculous



IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE WOMEN WEAR LACE UNDERWEAR

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 21, 2017 01:16 PM (lKyWE)

128 We won't have true equality until men are no longer smegma shamed.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 21, 2017 01:16 PM (oZ6kz)

129 I have no words. (and please no pictures)

Posted by: IP at March 21, 2017 01:16 PM (hUtue)

130 I do like a challenge


Could be worth it. Do we know how nice the tits are?

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 21, 2017 01:16 PM (gIRsn)

131 Damn she got a big head.

Posted by: Golfman at March 21, 2017 01:16 PM (R+PSz)

132 There is no "period shaming." Not wanting you to bleed all over the goddam place is not "period shaming," nor is the lack of desire to hear you go on and on and on about it like there's nothing more to life than your menses.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 21, 2017 01:16 PM (0mRoj)

133 her own sexual exploits, her desire to experiment with polyamory, her interest in entering a sexual relationship with one of her employees

She-E.O.? I'm the She.E.-ho, bae!

Posted by: Miki "nipples" Agrawal at March 21, 2017 01:16 PM (3OAG2)

134 Isn't the period space the two spaces you type when starting a new sentence? At least that's what I was taught about typing.
-------------------------
The problem is that many are now only using one space.

Posted by: Undocumented at March 21, 2017 01:16 PM (SsblQ)

135 *spins up a platter*

https://youtu.be/i6Qoi-b5NWI

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2017 01:16 PM (ZNTrW)

136 Oh, and if you touch my tits and you're not my husband, I'll do the same thing I did in college to the incessant frat party tit grabs. Knee to the groin, or if that's not possible, a fist to the nose, or a hard pinch that leaves a mark.


Posted by: dagny at March 21, 2017 01:13 PM (Mc+44)


The Paolo, he likes the ladies with the feisty.

Posted by: Paolo at March 21, 2017 01:16 PM (X6fMO)

137 Apparently the hot new idea percolating through American offices is that, because some African countries give their employees "period" time offs, we should do so here.


"It's the secret to Africa's economic performance! They're showing the way; we can be just like them!"

Sadly, that's probably true.

Meanwhile, if a man suggested that perhaps a woman shouldn't fly an airplane during her period, the feminists would absolutely freak, "time off for the period" notwithstanding.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2017 01:16 PM (SRKgf)

138 They used to have Asylums for her ilk, not companies to manage.
Second look at involuntary committments?

Posted by: kaken at March 21, 2017 01:17 PM (zSVEm)

139 Not only is she nuts-o, but she's convinced millennial females to forego sanitary products and wear soiled panties all day, all in the name of 'feminism'

If mass mental illness weren't so sad, it'd be funny.


The Return of Toxic Shock Syndrome ...

Posted by: Adriane the Medical Technology Critic ... at March 21, 2017 01:17 PM (AoK0a)

140 the ex-DNC operative, Alexandra Chalupa,

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Tony Tortilla unavailable for comment

Posted by: josephistan at March 21, 2017 01:17 PM (7HtZB)

141 Durbin and a lamp post need to intersect at some point.

Posted by: Soona at March 21, 2017 01:17 PM (Fmupd)

142 119 97 You and me, buddy? We're Gil Gunderson
Posted by: hogmartin at March 21, 2017 01:12 PM (8nWyX)

Who's Gil Gunderson?
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 21, 2017 01:13 PM (0mRoj)

The hapless, loser salesman from "The Simpsons."
Posted by: josephistan at March 21, 2017 01:15 PM (7HtZB)

Oh. Well, Im certainly no salesman.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 21, 2017 01:17 PM (0mRoj)

143
That work culminated in a Washington, D.C. meeting in December between the ex-DNC operative, Alexandra Chalupa, the convicted bomber, [ . . . ], and a South Africa-born Israeli man named Yoni Ariel.

Ariel, whose real name is Jonathan Schwartz, traveled to Washington, D.C. to brief Chalupa and [ . . .] on his knowledge of Russia's activities during the campaign.

See WZ.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 21, 2017 01:13 PM (Nwg0u)

Seriously? Is her assistant name Bonita Burrito? Also, I reiterate that after 30-some years in the public eye, if they haven't gotten anything on the Donald before now they won't have anything new.

Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at March 21, 2017 01:17 PM (RD7QR)

144 Not only is she nuts-o, but she's convinced millennial females to forego sanitary products and wear soiled panties all day, all in the name of 'feminism'


So how do you spell "UTI?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2017 01:17 PM (SRKgf)

145 Who's Gil Gunderson?
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 21, 2017 01:13 PM (0mRoj)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aaXTB6WZaA

Posted by: hogmartin at March 21, 2017 01:17 PM (8nWyX)

146 I want to know who is the woman who does the voice over for Progressive - you know the slightly husky "Now that's Progressive" tag line.

That voice just revs my engine...help me Obi Wan.

*
*
Isn't that the actress who plays Flo, Stephanie Courtney?

Posted by: Alice of Wonderland fame at March 21, 2017 01:17 PM (IB8DY)

147 Posted by: BurtTC at March 21, 2017 01:11 PM (TOk1P)

Heh. No woman is completely straight after three appletinis?

A guy I knew years ago said something similar. "Alex, anytime you're with two women at the same time, one of them is going to end up going down on the other. It's a law of nature." Guy was a British Army sniper and all around good dude, but had way too many crazy stories.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 21, 2017 01:14 PM (Tnhbr)


That really is the biggest risk with threesomes. Eventually the ladies might kinda forget you're there.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 21, 2017 01:17 PM (TOk1P)

148 which one of you morons would hit it?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 21, 2017 01:18 PM (KP5rU)

149 128 We won't have true equality until men are no longer smegma shamed.
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 21, 2017 01:16 PM (oZ6kz)

Free the Fumunda!

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 21, 2017 01:18 PM (0mRoj)

150 OT, but Gorsuch (sp) just kicked Durbin's ass six ways from Sunday. I love this guy.

Posted by: vivi at March 21, 2017 01:18 PM (11H2y)

151
I'm sure the womyn who work there thought they were working for a very cool, progressive ultra liberal company and then She-EO starts to grope them. How very progressive

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 21, 2017 01:18 PM (493sH)

152 Am I the only one laughing at a publication called Racked publishing an article on women groping each other's boobs?

Posted by: sans_sheriff at March 21, 2017 01:18 PM (tXPWk)

153 she is a 6 on the hot scale but a 12 on the crazy scale.

in other words a No F zone.

Posted by: Fox at March 21, 2017 01:18 PM (DVC2D)

154 over 100 posts & this thread not shut down.

Posted by: josephistan at March 21, 2017 01:18 PM (7HtZB)

155 That work culminated in a Washington, D.C. meeting in December between the ex-DNC operative, Alexandra Chalupa, the convicted bomber


Drop the chalupa!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2017 01:18 PM (SRKgf)

156 I thought only toddlers didn't mind wearing clothes that squish when they sit down.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 21, 2017 01:18 PM (JZdsf)

157 61 41 Has Donna Brazile-Nut weighed in on this?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 21, 2017 01:05 PM (Nwg0u)

When Donna Brazile weighs in she weighs ALL THE WAY IN.

(No, I don't have anything so I'm going straight to Yo' Mama jokes.)
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at March 21, 2017 01:08 PM (RD7QR)


I'm sorry, we don't make Thinx in size 4X.

Posted by: Thinx Email Bot at March 21, 2017 01:19 PM (1JnAL)

158 Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 21, 2017 01:12 PM (97XyN)


Hate to sound like a lefty, because I'm not, but conflating menstruation with shitting is exactly what makes some people seem ignorant.


It's private because it comes from private body areas, but it's not dirty, ie disease carrying like feces (blah blah blood aids etc. the rare exception). There isn't anything that should be shameful about menstruating.


Of course to counter act the ignorant who do make "yuck" noises, putting it out there more is not the answer. Let's have some manners, discretion and taste. ie I'm sick of seeing men rearrange their balls. The answer is to teach women to understand the science behind their period, that it's nothing to be ashamed of, and to be self confident. If someone compares it to shitting, they should have the confidence to tell that person he's an idiot.

Posted by: dagny at March 21, 2017 01:19 PM (Mc+44)

159 So to start this Friday's meeting, I'm gonna show you a neat trick I learned involving ping pong balls.

Posted by: She-E.O. at March 21, 2017 01:19 PM (lRwmz)

160 Yeah, this kind of post is just an incitement to go there.

Posted by: kaken at March 21, 2017 01:19 PM (zSVEm)

161 126 Got willowed in the previous thread. As were past 100 posts I'm going O/T early.

I've got this itch I can't scratch, and my google -fu is too weak.

I want to know who is the woman who does the voice over for Progressive - you know the slightly husky "Now that's Progressive" tag line.

That voice just revs my engine...help me Obi Wan.

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Dunno...but a quick Google search revealed that the actress who plays Flo is named Stephanie Courtney.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 21, 2017 01:20 PM (vg8iE)

162 @146 AinWL

No that's the actress in the commercial. The woman who does the tag line is different.

Her name is secret, kinda like the formula for Coke.

Posted by: browndog at March 21, 2017 01:20 PM (bGMOs)

163 >>Do wymyn folk not understand that all they are doing is building the
case that they are just too damned much trouble to hire with their
delicate constitutions, special needs and all?



Normal, sane women do.

The 3rd wave feminists have no clue how often they declare themselves incapable of being seen/treated as adults, what with the period time off, the office thermostat is misogynist, you must pay for my birth control and abortions talk.

It's enough to make an 'ette embarrassed to be woman!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2017 01:20 PM (NOIQH)

164 which one of you morons would hit it?

From what I'm reading, it's not so much would you hit her, but would she hit you.

**looks in mirror**

**is still, sadly, sober**

Where the hell is Pornotopia when I really need it?

Posted by: Paolo at March 21, 2017 01:20 PM (X6fMO)

165 I'm sure the womyn who work there thought they were working for a very cool, progressive ultra liberal company and then She-EO starts to grope them. How very progressive
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 21, 2017 01:18 PM (493sH)



They were surprised the She-EO has got some dyke tendencies? I'm surprised that they're surprised.

Newsflash: womens' softball and basketball teams occasionally have some dykes too. Hard to believe, I know.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2017 01:20 PM (SRKgf)

166 We need to end the oppressive silencing of ball sweat space.

A man should be able to tell everyone else on days when it's especially vinegary.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 21, 2017 01:20 PM (oZ6kz)

167 That really is the biggest risk with threesomes. Eventually the ladies might kinda forget you're there.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 21, 2017 01:17 PM (TOk1P)

I remember reading a "weird news" article about some guy in NJ who hired a pair of hookers to have a threesome with him. They refused to have sex with him, so he called the cops on them.

Posted by: josephistan at March 21, 2017 01:20 PM (7HtZB)

168 Does she do butt stuff?

Posted by: wooga at March 21, 2017 01:20 PM (3I7wr)

169 I got hammered by every hippie on the playa. Can't wait to see what the baby looks like.

Posted by: Miki Agrawal at March 21, 2017 01:21 PM (JZdsf)

170 >>>Which, frankly, doesn't sound like a bad idea to me but whatever, not the point Ace, keep on the subject.

Disposable? Then they are Depends. No thank you.

Washable? *lightening cracks, wrath-of-God size* Hell no.

Also, another day, another hard lefty exposed as a monster.

Posted by: Prudie, thinking of laundry day at March 21, 2017 01:21 PM (al6UK)

171 So how do you spell "UTI?"

I have that not-so-fresh feeling

Posted by: Soaked Undies Girl at March 21, 2017 01:21 PM (39g3+)

172 Newsflash: womens' softball and basketball teams occasionally have some dykes too. Hard to believe, I know.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

say it ain't so!

- junior high gym teachers

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 21, 2017 01:21 PM (FZYNt)

173 150 OT, but Gorsuch (sp) just kicked Durbin's ass six ways from Sunday. I love this guy.
Posted by: vivi at March 21, 2017 01:18 PM (11H2y)

************

Damn it--I should have tuned in.

Posted by: Holmes at March 21, 2017 01:21 PM (fi5nC)

174 What a damned, stupid time to be alive.

I want camps. NOW. And this bitch goes first.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2017 01:21 PM (PY9jH)

175 Newsflash: womens' softball and basketball teams occasionally have some dykes too. Hard to believe, I know.

--------------------

The hell you say!!

Posted by: Martina Navritalova at March 21, 2017 01:21 PM (vg8iE)

176 Watch the Civil Docket, sports fans.

Posted by: 80's music fan at March 21, 2017 01:22 PM (PHcLa)

177 Let's have some manners, discretion and taste. ie I'm sick of seeing men rearrange their balls.

You're package-check shaming here!

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 21, 2017 01:22 PM (0mRoj)

178 I remember reading a "weird news" article about some guy in NJ who hired a pair of hookers to have a threesome with him. They refused to have sex with him, so he called the cops on them.

Posted by: josephistan at March 21, 2017 01:20 PM (7HtZB)
----------------------
A man's gotta know how to control his bitches.

Posted by: Reginald at March 21, 2017 01:22 PM (SsblQ)

179 168 Does she do butt stuff?
Posted by: wooga at March 21, 2017 01:20 PM (3I7wr)

No. Like Dali & drugs, she is butt stuff.

Posted by: josephistan at March 21, 2017 01:22 PM (7HtZB)

180 Newsflash: womens' softball and basketball teams occasionally have some dykes too. Hard to believe, I know.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2017 01:20 PM (SRKgf)



Patches O' Houlihan: And dodgeball teams. That dyke can throw

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 21, 2017 01:22 PM (493sH)

181 I can't even imagine any sane male would have anything to do with this person. Remember never stick it in crazy. The new rule should be stay away from crazy at all cost.

Posted by: USNtakim at March 21, 2017 01:23 PM (hMqvx)

182 I need some fresh air and my errands aren't going to run themselves. This thread seems like the perfect time.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2017 01:23 PM (PY9jH)

183 >>>131 Damn she got a big head.

She's shaped like a lollipop.

Posted by: wooga at March 21, 2017 01:23 PM (3I7wr)

184 Hi folks. Kittehs for all. Hey Chi, how are things ?

Go KU! I have outstayed my welcome. So long.

Posted by: chemjeff at March 21, 2017 01:23 PM (RI47v)

185 @181 - It's probably the best he could do.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 21, 2017 01:23 PM (vg8iE)

186 181 I can't even imagine any sane male would have anything to do with this person. Remember never stick it in crazy. The new rule should be stay away from crazy at all cost.
Posted by: USNtakim at March 21, 2017 01:23 PM (hMqvx)

Corollary rule: when in doubt, assume she's crazy.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 21, 2017 01:24 PM (0mRoj)

187 directly following a discussion on "Navigating Sexuality at Work: Finding the Line Between Harmless and Harassment.


"Harmless" = when a woman does it. Or that cute guy you've been hoping to photocopy your ass with in the copy room.

"Harrassment" = when any other guy guy even looks at you for more than 2 seconds.

Posted by: buzzion at March 21, 2017 01:24 PM (z/Ubi)

188 I been up, I been down.
Take my word, my way around.
I ain't askin' for much.
I said, Lord, take me downtown,
I'm just lookin' for some tush.

I been bad, I been good,
Dallas, Texas, Hollywood.
I ain't askin' for much.
I said, Lord, take me downtown,
I'm just lookin' for some tush.

Take me back way back home,
not by myself, not alone.
I ain't askin' for much.
I said, Lord, take me downtown,
I'm just lookin' for some tush.

Posted by: gNewt at March 21, 2017 01:24 PM (1pZw2)

189
Is anybody working on underwear that absorbs skidmarks? asking for a friend.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 21, 2017 01:24 PM (lKyWE)

190 That really is the biggest risk with threesomes. Eventually the ladies might kinda forget you're there.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 21, 2017 01:17 PM (TOk1P)

I remember reading a "weird news" article about some guy in NJ who hired a pair of hookers to have a threesome with him. They refused to have sex with him, so he called the cops on them.

Posted by: josephistan at March 21, 2017 01:20 PM (7HtZB)


I'm just going to assume, when it comes to the business of prostitution, a good rule of thumb for the customer is, pay for quality, not quantity.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 21, 2017 01:24 PM (TOk1P)

191 Dafuq did I just read?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 21, 2017 01:25 PM (p+Wdc)

192 177
Let's have some manners, discretion and taste. ie I'm sick of seeing men rearrange their balls.



You're package-check shaming here!

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 21, 2017 01:22 PM (0mRoj)

Just checking my "privilege," IYKWIMAIKTYD.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2017 01:25 PM (GX63o)

193 185 @181 - It's probably the best he could do.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 21, 2017 01:23 PM (vg8iE)

You'd be surprised how many guys get drawn in by teh crazee.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 21, 2017 01:25 PM (0mRoj)

194 Dunno...but a quick Google search revealed that the actress who plays Flo is named Stephanie Courtney.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 21, 2017 01:20 PM (vg8iE)


-----------------


I bet Flo could sell those panties.

Posted by: Soona at March 21, 2017 01:25 PM (Fmupd)

195 Posted by: BurtTC at March 21, 2017 01:11 PM (TOk1P)

No. It would be a sin. It is a sin easily avoided. I would be a fool to engage in a sin easily avoided. I am not (generally) a fool. So *No*.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 21, 2017 01:25 PM (sEDyY)

196 183 >>>131 Damn she got a big head.

She's shaped like a lollipop.
Posted by: wooga at March 21, 2017 01:23 PM (3I7wr)

Like an orange on a toothpick

Posted by: josephistan at March 21, 2017 01:25 PM (7HtZB)

197 Never grab a Mish-on Rag. Bigly.

Posted by: Donald J. Trump in another private conversation that won't get Hillary Elected at March 21, 2017 01:25 PM (0i9eW)

198 Agrawal??? More like Viagrawal. That is one horny chick.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 21, 2017 01:26 PM (vRcUp)

199 That really is the biggest risk with threesomes. Eventually the ladies might kinda forget you're there.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 21, 2017 01:17 PM (TOk1P)

I remember reading a "weird news" article about some guy in NJ who hired a pair of hookers to have a threesome with him. They refused to have sex with him, so he called the cops on them.

Posted by: josephistan at March 21, 2017 01:20 PM (7HtZB)

I'm just going to assume, when it comes to the business of prostitution, a good rule of thumb for the customer is, pay for quality, not quantity.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 21, 2017 01:24 PM (TOk1P)


I mean really, it's not that different from buying boxes of cereal. When they're selling the store brand, or God forbid, Kaboom at 2 for 1, splurge a little, man. Buy the Trix!

Posted by: BurtTC at March 21, 2017 01:26 PM (TOk1P)

200 191 Dafuq did I just read?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 21, 2017 01:25 PM (p+Wdc)

Periods, tits, lesbianism, sexual harassment, and batshit crazy CEO chicks from Montreal.

Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at March 21, 2017 01:26 PM (RD7QR)

201

Gorsuch - No man is above the law including the president.


King Barry - He must have missed the last 8 years

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 21, 2017 01:26 PM (493sH)

202 I think it was on Investigation Discovery, a guy wanted to spice up the sex life with his wife so they invited another woman into the bedroom. Eventually the women took a liking to only each other and pretty soon the guy was pushing daisies.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2017 01:26 PM (ZNTrW)

203 She-EO ... E ... I ... E ... I ... O


Shouldn't it be Sheif-EO, anyway? A She-EO could be any chick in upper management.

Why not Bleed-EO? To really claim the period space ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 21, 2017 01:26 PM (zc3Db)

204 I can't even imagine any sane male would have anything to do with this
person. Remember never stick it in crazy. The new rule should be stay
away from crazy at all cost.

Posted by: USNtakim at March 21, 2017 01:23 PM


Word. Teh crazee has a big blast radius.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 21, 2017 01:27 PM (p+Wdc)

205 That really is the biggest risk with threesomes. Eventually the ladies might kinda forget you're there.
Posted by: BurtTC




Stick it in a butt. They'll remember real quick like.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2017 01:27 PM (Uohrc)

206 Anybody else think old Flo is getting a bit shopworn? Funny though, I don't really think that about the ATT girl....

Posted by: kaken at March 21, 2017 01:27 PM (zSVEm)

207 But... but... Patriarchy!!!!!

I've had Men bosses who took advantage of their employees... I've also had WOMAN Bosses who took advantage of employees...

Its not a Man or Woman issue... its a POWER issue.

If they think they can get away with it, the will do it... simple as that...

Posted by: Don Q. at March 21, 2017 01:27 PM (NgKpN)

208 It's private because it comes from private body areas, but it's not
dirty, ie disease carrying like feces (blah blah blood aids etc. the
rare exception). There isn't anything that should be shameful about
menstruating.

Posted by: dagny at March 21, 2017 01:19 PM (Mc+44)


Nor is there anything shameful about defecation.

Both are private processes. That's the connection.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 21, 2017 01:27 PM (rF0hx)

209 Are we sure it's a sin? Even the Bible says "a man shall not lay with another man as with a woman, for it is detestable in the eyes of G-d - but if girls want to dyke out that's pretty sweet."

At least that's what I remember from Theology.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 21, 2017 01:27 PM (oZ6kz)

210 This is going to sound off topic but when you think about it, it stems from the same mental disease.

New Zealand just granted a river the same legal rights as a human.

A river. As in a body of water.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 21, 2017 01:27 PM (72PAC)

211 Sounds like she needs her own MSNBC show -- maybe she can replace that dude Maddow ...

Posted by: ShainS at March 21, 2017 01:27 PM (mt8X9)

212 Now that things are slowing down at the Foundation, I have a lot of free time. I am more than willing to test the fluid retention capacity of those panties. With the She-EO's help, of course.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 21, 2017 01:27 PM (lRwmz)

213 Gorsuch - No man is above the law including the president.

----------------------

Damn right. Good think I haz the vagina.

Posted by: Hillary at March 21, 2017 01:28 PM (vg8iE)

214 206 Anybody else think old Flo is getting a bit shopworn? Funny though, I don't really think that about the ATT girl....
Posted by: kaken at March 21, 2017 01:27 PM (zSVEm)

Flo needs to hit the damn gym...

She is a 0 for moi...

Posted by: Don Q. at March 21, 2017 01:28 PM (NgKpN)

215

Ev'rybody's grabbin' the Mish-on Rag

Posted by: Mish'gan J. Frog at March 21, 2017 01:28 PM (0i9eW)

216 Shouldn't it be Sheif-EO, anyway? A She-EO could be any chick in upper management.

Why not Bleed-EO? To really claim the period space ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 21, 2017 01:26 PM (zc3Db)



Sheif-EO don't like it. rock the Casbah

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 21, 2017 01:28 PM (493sH)

217 "Both are private processes. That's the connection.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 21, 2017 01:27 PM (rF0hx) "

Private in most of the world, commercial in Germany.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 21, 2017 01:28 PM (oZ6kz)

218 148 which one of you morons would hit it?

Do I really have to answer that ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 21, 2017 01:28 PM (/BTP8)

219 191 Dafuq did I just read?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 21, 2017 01:25 PM (p+Wdc)



Periods, tits, lesbianism, sexual harassment, and batshit crazy CEO chicks from Montreal.

Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at March 21, 2017 01:26 PM

Shit, I thought you were referring to the quick in and out from chemjeff a moment ago.

Posted by: browndog at March 21, 2017 01:28 PM (bGMOs)

220 206 Anybody else think old Flo is getting a bit shopworn? Funny though, I don't really think that about the ATT girl....
Posted by: kaken at March 21, 2017 01:27 PM (zSVEm)

I doubt you're paying much attention to the ATT chick's face.

Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at March 21, 2017 01:28 PM (RD7QR)

221 And here's her response to the charges:


"I was maniacally focused on top and bottom-line growth and on our
mission to break the taboo," wrote Agrawal. "Yes, I have made a TON of
mistakes... but I can proudly say that our company has grown from an
idea in my head to an innovation that is worn by millions of satisfied
women globally in a few short years."




Got that? You gotta forgive a little harassment 'cause she's been so dang obsessed with making her company successful.

Bill Clinton would be proud!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2017 01:28 PM (NOIQH)

222 Anna Puma at March 21, 2017 01:26 PM (ZNTrW)

Karma be a fan of All That Jazz ...

Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at March 21, 2017 01:28 PM (AoK0a)

223 Late to the thread but that is a disgusting product. This panties are a step backward.

I'm sure the clothes hamper smells awesome in her house.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 21, 2017 01:29 PM (u8Ywb)

224 That really is the biggest risk with threesomes. Eventually the ladies might kinda forget you're there.
Posted by: BurtTC

Stick it in a butt. They'll remember real quick like.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2017 01:27 PM (Uohrc)


I find that warming up the bagpipes has pretty much the same effect.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 21, 2017 01:29 PM (TOk1P)

225 I thought tampons were supposed to be a good thing. Look we can swim now! We can ride horseback! But now we gotta celebrate bloody panties. Back to the dark ages.

Posted by: NCKate at March 21, 2017 01:29 PM (rFLqK)

226 Posted by: dagny at March 21, 2017 01:19 PM (Mc+44)

I did not conflate menstruation with shitting. And yes, your comment does sound leftish.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 21, 2017 01:29 PM (97XyN)

227 "A river. As in a body of water.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 21, 2017 01:27 PM (72PAC) "

We're sure they're not trying to grant posthumous Kiwi citizenship to River Phoenix?

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 21, 2017 01:29 PM (oZ6kz)

228 New Zealand just granted a river the same legal rights as a human.

A river. As in a body of water.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 21, 2017 01:27 PM (72PAC)


A body! See, you're doing it too.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 21, 2017 01:29 PM (zc3Db)

229 I bet Flo could sell those panties.

No, those panties are for stopping the Flo.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 21, 2017 01:29 PM (gIRsn)

230 Sounds like another leftist circular firing squad. And yet they remain simultaneously mystified, enraged, and suicidal about Trump being POTUS.

The silver lining, of course, is that the more leftists behave like this character, the more the normals will turn away from the democrat freakshow and look for saner alternatives.

Posted by: Sirius the Canine Pundit at March 21, 2017 01:29 PM (LBO1U)

231 205 That really is the biggest risk with threesomes. Eventually the ladies might kinda forget you're there.
Posted by: BurtTC
===

Also I have it on a good source that being an orgy person takes a lot of work:

"Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a mustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions. And I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting.
I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends."

-Jerry Seinfeld

Posted by: Independent George at March 21, 2017 01:30 PM (BDZWU)

232 Good Lord. I swear American culture is now bifurcated. Freakshow American on the coasts and normal American in between.

Posted by: MacGruber at March 21, 2017 01:30 PM (FEAjO)

233 Anybody else think old Flo is getting a bit shopworn? Funny though, I don't really think that about the ATT girl....
Posted by: kaken



Lily is still the hawt. Not so much so in NBC's "This Is Us".
She doesn't look good in shorter hair. Then again, I'm partial to long hair on a woman.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2017 01:30 PM (Uohrc)

234 "Which, frankly, doesn't sound like a bad idea to me but whatever, not the point Ace, keep on the subject."

Aaaand my first chuckle of the day makes it's appearance.

Posted by: Country Boy at March 21, 2017 01:30 PM (Jcg9Q)

235 Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 21, 2017 01:27 PM (oZ6kz)

I'm sure you're joking, but In one of Paul's letters one of the final "Now you all are going to get it" things was women having sex with each other.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 21, 2017 01:30 PM (sEDyY)

236 Period space. The final frontier.

Posted by: Kevin at March 21, 2017 01:30 PM (k91gn)

237 219 191 Dafuq did I just read?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 21, 2017 01:25 PM (p+Wdc)



Periods, tits, lesbianism, sexual harassment, and batshit crazy CEO chicks from Montreal.

Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at March 21, 2017 01:26 PM

Shit, I thought you were referring to the quick in and out from chemjeff a moment ago.
Posted by: browndog at March 21, 2017 01:28 PM (bGMOs)

It could be used for both purposes -- sort of a Swiss army comment.

Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at March 21, 2017 01:31 PM (RD7QR)

238 More:

"I didn't put HR practices in place because I was on the road speaking,
doing press, brand partnerships, editing all of the creative and
shouting from the rooftops about THINX so we can keep going," said
Agrawal, who is also the creator of two other brands, Tushy and Icon.
"All of a sudden, health insurance, vacation days, benefits and
maternity leave were brought up."



Translation: I was so busy I forgot to be a competent CEO.

Because basic HR/benefits and compensation always comes up outta nowhere, y'all!!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2017 01:31 PM (NOIQH)

239 As with virtually all lefty firms, their business model is 2% actual product placement (here, period-absorbing drawers) and 98% moral lefty preening. It's just one continuous path from college into the real world where the lefties refuse to do any actual work beyond networking with other preening lefties and battling for free donor dollars.

Posted by: Smitty27 at March 21, 2017 01:31 PM (g9d8D)

240 Neil Gorsuch is a liar and also we heard he does not like or support special rights for persons of color. Brattleboro being a community that supports and gives persons of color special rights over persons of no color bedcause of the autrosities tey have received when that idiot Bush was Presdemt and to this day we still hate him. We welcome all persons of color to come live in our hate free cumminty..

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at March 21, 2017 01:31 PM (WmgTn)

241 174 What a damned, stupid time to be alive.

I want camps. NOW. And this bitch goes first.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2017 01:21 PM (PY9jH)

Is she Hawt?

Posted by: Trump Camp Staff Member... at March 21, 2017 01:31 PM (NgKpN)

242 225 I thought tampons were supposed to be a good thing. Look we can swim now! We can ride horseback! But now we gotta celebrate bloody panties. Back to the dark ages.
Posted by: NCKate at March 21, 2017 01:29 PM (rFLqK)

They are the greatest invention ever. I'm curious just who is buying the adult version of a cloth diaper.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 21, 2017 01:32 PM (u8Ywb)

243 Posted by: BurtTC at March 21, 2017 01:11 PM (TOk1P)

No. It would be a sin. It is a sin easily avoided. I would be a fool to engage in a sin easily avoided. I am not (generally) a fool. So *No*.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 21, 2017 01:25 PM (sEDyY)


So that's a maybe.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 21, 2017 01:32 PM (TOk1P)

244 This is going to sound off topic but when you think about it, it stems from the same mental disease.
New Zealand just granted a river the same legal rights as a human.
A river. As in a body of water.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf?


While in Australia crocodile are a protected species. Which protects them from being killed but allows them free reign to kill as they multiply exponentially.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 21, 2017 01:32 PM (ZFUt7)

245 128 We won't have true equality until men are no longer smegma shamed.


Or butthole-mulch shamed

Posted by: Guy Who is a Poli-Sci Major Who takes Wymyn's Studies as an Elective at March 21, 2017 01:32 PM (0i9eW)

246 New Zealand just granted a river the same legal rights as a human.


A river. As in a body of water.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 21, 2017 01:27 PM (72PAC)

These are the same people who believe in homeopathy, so why not assume that the people who came in contact with the water have left their imprints on the river?

And from there it's easy to grant it rights.

QED

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 21, 2017 01:32 PM (rF0hx)

247 like "Period Panties," panties that they say can absorb as much fluid as two tampons.

Any Shief-EO who was really trying to rally support for periods would never market something made to hide periods. She should be in favor of free-flow. These tampon panties sound very period-shaming to me.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 21, 2017 01:32 PM (zc3Db)

248 "I'm sure you're joking, but In one of Paul's letters one of the final "Now you all are going to get it" things was women having sex with each other.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 21, 2017 01:30 PM (sEDyY) "

Yeah, but I'm Jewish.

Of course, you can stop a Jewish woman from doing anything fun sexually with a magical device called a 'wedding ring.'

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 21, 2017 01:33 PM (oZ6kz)

249 Second look at involuntary committments?

Posted by: kaken at March 21, 2017 01:17 PM (zSVEm)

Second look at islam?
Just joking ladies. Fly your bloody panty freak flags as you see fit. It helps us weed out the crazies.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2017 01:33 PM (GX63o)

250 Apparently she's now pregnant so I guess the Playa Gods really delivered in the Orgy Dome.

--

Oh good grief. Poor kid. Poor kid.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 21, 2017 01:33 PM (Om16U)

251 >>Late to the thread but that is a disgusting product. This panties are a step backward.


Yep, like cloth diapers vs. disposable.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2017 01:34 PM (NOIQH)

252
Dunno...but a quick Google search revealed that the actress who plays Flo is named Stephanie Courtney. Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 21, 2017 01:20 PM (vg8iE)

Greg Gutfeld had on the girl that plays the irritable bowel. Her name is Ilana Becker and she's a blonde

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 21, 2017 01:34 PM (lKyWE)

253 I don't know what to say about this other than if that chick tried to grab my boobs, she'd end up on the floor holding her broken nose. Geez, I feel empowered right now. Mission accomplished, freak show.

Posted by: no good deed at March 21, 2017 01:34 PM (hJamr)

254 "And from there it's easy to grant it rights.

QED


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 21, 2017 01:32 PM (rF0hx) "

Remember, a man cannot step in the same river twice.

So that would be two assault charges for trampling on those defenseless waterways you hydrophobic bigot!

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 21, 2017 01:34 PM (oZ6kz)

255 I don't know about you guys, but I don't want to live in a world where a woman CEO can't grab an employee's tits every now and then.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 21, 2017 01:34 PM (JZdsf)

256 225 I thought tampons were supposed to be a good thing. Look we can swim now! We can ride horseback! But now we gotta celebrate bloody panties. Back to the dark ages.
Posted by: NCKate at March 21, 2017 01:29 PM (rFLqK)

That reminds me of a joke. A bunch of kids are sitting around, doing nothing, when one of the dads hands his son some money & says "get out of here & go have some fun." So he & his friends head over to the corner store, and the kid comes out with a box of tampons. His friends say "Why did you buy that? We're supposed to have fun with that money!" And the kid says "That's why I bought it. You've seen the commercials - we can go swimming, we can play tennis, ride horses..."

Posted by: josephistan at March 21, 2017 01:34 PM (7HtZB)

257 OT: Colin Moriarty, the who had to resign from his job because of SJW rage over a tweet on International (left-wing) Women's Day is on the latest Rubin Report show and will be on the Joe Rogan experience podcast this Friday.

Posted by: Independent George at March 21, 2017 01:34 PM (BDZWU)

258 Oh, look - John fucking Dean opens his worthless trap about Teh Donald:


http://tinyurl.com/lu7wn8m

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 21, 2017 01:34 PM (X6fMO)

259 215

Ev'rybody's grabbin' the Mish-on Rag
Posted by: Mish'gan J. Frog at March 21, 2017 01:28 PM (0i9eW)

Mish-on impossible.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 21, 2017 01:35 PM (0mRoj)

260 Just from this little excerpt, she sounds lovely.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 21, 2017 01:35 PM (R7+kO)

261 Posted by: BurtTC at March 21, 2017 01:32 PM (TOk1P)

No that is a "Hell, no". I am not an animal. I do not rut mindlessly and see no reason to start in order to uphold a stupid theory.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 21, 2017 01:35 PM (sEDyY)

262 Because, uh, uh, Hitler?

Posted by: Strobe at March 21, 2017 01:35 PM (gbWkA)

263 Apparently she's now pregnant so I guess the Playa Gods really delivered in the Orgy Dome.



--



Oh good grief. Poor kid. Poor kid.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 21, 2017 01:33 PM (Om16U)























.
Don't hate the playa...hate the game.

Posted by: browndog at March 21, 2017 01:35 PM (bGMOs)

264 Is anybody working on underwear that absorbs skidmarks? asking for a friend.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic

* * * * *

Isn't that the problem seeking to be solved? Need shorts that are skidmark resistant - perhaps some of that new copper teflon technology we're hearing so much about. The skid leaves no mark.

Posted by: Smitty27 at March 21, 2017 01:35 PM (g9d8D)

265 Burning Man--probably named it from the after orgy STDs

Posted by: Holmes at March 21, 2017 01:35 PM (fi5nC)

266 Never, ever, irritate a bowe. They get as mean as a quokka.

Posted by: kaken at March 21, 2017 01:36 PM (zSVEm)

267 Greg Gutfeld had on the girl that plays the irritable bowel. Her name is Ilana Becker and she's a blonde

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 21, 2017 01:34 PM (lKyWE)


Really? I find her incredibly hot as a redhead.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 21, 2017 01:36 PM (X6fMO)

268 Yep, like cloth diapers vs. disposable.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2017 01:34 PM (NOIQH)

Jinx,

That's exactly what I wrote upthread. Cloth diapers for adults.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 21, 2017 01:36 PM (u8Ywb)

269 And not once in this thread has anyone mentioned SMOD.

Verily do I even know thee Horde?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2017 01:36 PM (ZNTrW)

270 She seems like the @persistent type that brings change. Chelsea should include her in her book.

Posted by: Ripley at March 21, 2017 01:36 PM (1BQGO)

271 Can we please stop pretending period-shaming is a thing?


Seconded, Lizzy.

Posted by: no good deed at March 21, 2017 01:36 PM (hJamr)

272 bowe, much like a bowel. I love the iPad.

Posted by: kaken at March 21, 2017 01:36 PM (zSVEm)

273 She sounds....horrid.

Posted by: Strobe at March 21, 2017 01:36 PM (gbWkA)

274 oooh, almost a barrelling.

How the fvck did that happen (walks away slowly).

Posted by: browndog at March 21, 2017 01:36 PM (bGMOs)

275 I am guessing "couples only" means only couples are allowed in and they stay with the one they arrived with.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at March 21, 2017 01:37 PM (uhftQ)

276

Period space lane.

(as the politico's would prefer)

it's all dumber than rocks

What's next?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 21, 2017 01:38 PM (0mz2+)

277 Posted by: BurtTC at March 21, 2017 01:32 PM (TOk1P)

No that is a "Hell, no". I am not an animal. I do not rut mindlessly and see no reason to start in order to uphold a stupid theory.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 21, 2017 01:35 PM (sEDyY)


You know, some forms of humor are not for everybody.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 21, 2017 01:38 PM (TOk1P)

278 I am guessing "couples only" means only couples are allowed in and they stay with the one they arrived with.


I'm missing the point then.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 21, 2017 01:38 PM (JZdsf)

279 269 And not once in this thread has anyone mentioned SMOD.

Verily do I even know thee Horde?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2017 01:36 PM (ZNTrW)

Meh. SMOD's just a big tease.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 21, 2017 01:38 PM (0mRoj)

280 223 Late to the thread but that is a disgusting product. This panties are a step backward.

I'm sure the clothes hamper smells awesome in her house.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 21, 2017 01:29 PM (u8Ywb)


Come here, sweet cakes.. Smell my hand.

Posted by: Sheryl Crow at March 21, 2017 01:38 PM (Fmupd)

281 I am guessing "couples only" means only couples are allowed in and they stay with the one they arrived with.
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at March 21, 2017 01:37 PM (uhftQ)


I think it means that no single men are allowed. They want to keep the ratios even.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 21, 2017 01:38 PM (Tnhbr)

282 Thank God I am self employed.

Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at March 21, 2017 01:38 PM (NAv1Q)

283 Next on Jerry Springer...

"We're at the Rose Bowl for this show because Miki isn't sure who at the Orgy Dome is the father of her child."

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2017 01:38 PM (ZNTrW)

284 it's all dumber than rocks



What's next?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 21, 2017 01:38 PM (0mz2+)

Clitoris action figures and superhero themed movies.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2017 01:39 PM (GX63o)

285 Back in the olden days, the tribe would just beat this stupid worthless broad to death lest she reproduce and weaken the tribe's gene pool. Just saying.

Posted by: Strobe at March 21, 2017 01:39 PM (gbWkA)

286 You know, some forms of humor are not for everybody.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 21, 2017 01:38 PM (TOk1P)


Heh ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 21, 2017 01:39 PM (/BTP8)

287 284 it's all dumber than rocks



What's next?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 21, 2017 01:38 PM (0mz2+)

Clitoris action figures and superhero themed movies.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2017 01:39 PM (GX63o)

Dolores!

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 21, 2017 01:39 PM (0mRoj)

288 I'm just real surprised this isn't in Salon.

Posted by: m at March 21, 2017 01:39 PM (3jGss)

289 So not only did she harass her employees, she was a shitty CEO in general. She didn't think health benefits were important? Too busy "shouting from the rooftops," eh Wonder Woman?

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 21, 2017 01:40 PM (oZ6kz)

290 Agrawal? I thought Gandalf dispatched that foul demon way back yonder. Is it back? And where did it get mithril panties?

Posted by: Eromero at March 21, 2017 01:40 PM (zLDYs)

291 I am guessing "couples only" means only couples are allowed in and they stay with the one they arrived with.


I see. So your partner can find someone to gossip with while you're busy plowing her fertile fields.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 21, 2017 01:40 PM (JZdsf)

292 Posted by: BurtTC at March 21, 2017 01:38 PM (TOk1P)

True enough. The problem is that I've heard that theory batted around as if it were truth and have become cranky on the subject.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 21, 2017 01:40 PM (sEDyY)

293 the girl that plays the irritable bowel


Now right there's one mighty attractive actress...

Posted by: IP at March 21, 2017 01:40 PM (hUtue)

294 That thing I read about Hermione, and how she grooms herself was pretty off-putting, but I have to say every day in the Annals of the Left is a new low.

Posted by: kaken at March 21, 2017 01:40 PM (zSVEm)

295 I've noticed that in the last couple of years that sexual harassment training now contains an example of a female boss doing the harassment to a male subordinate.

Posted by: undocumented SMOD at March 21, 2017 01:40 PM (e8kgV)

296 And not once in this thread has anyone mentioned SMOD.

Verily do I even know thee Horde?


Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2017 01:36 PM (ZNTrW)

SMOD has abandoned us. We're doing just fine destroying ourselves without any help.

Posted by: Country Boy at March 21, 2017 01:41 PM (Jcg9Q)

297 Anybody want to invest in my startup Taintz? It's a unisex underwear with a deodorant/leather softener in the gusset.

Posted by: Lord Sir Carousel at March 21, 2017 01:41 PM (nFwvY)

298 Back in the olden days, the tribe would just beat this stupid worthless broad to death lest she reproduce and weaken the tribe's gene jean pool.

FTFY.

Posted by: Chelsea Handler at March 21, 2017 01:41 PM (ZFUt7)

299 Agrawal because Agrajag was already taken.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2017 01:41 PM (ZNTrW)

300 Isn't that the problem seeking to be solved? Need shorts that are skidmark resistant - perhaps some of that new copper teflon technology we're hearing so much about. The skid leaves no mark.

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Speaking of copper clothing, remember a few months ago, Ashley Judd was in those CopperFit socks commercials? Well, ever since her antics at the "Women's March," I haven't seen one her commercials.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 21, 2017 01:41 PM (vg8iE)

301 Dolores!

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 21, 2017 01:39 PM (0mRoj)

Now that we have a name or mild-mannered alter ego, what will be the superpower?

I am guessing invisibility.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2017 01:41 PM (GX63o)

302 Her house smells like A LOT of cats, is my guess.

Posted by: Strobe at March 21, 2017 01:41 PM (gbWkA)

303 What does period shaming even look like?

"Nanny nanny boo boo, you're bleeding from your hoo-hoo!"

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 21, 2017 01:42 PM (0mRoj)

304 I think that was the magic word the Flying Sandos Brothers used when they made Jerry's Friar's Club jacket disappear.

Agrawal!

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 21, 2017 01:42 PM (oZ6kz)

305 I'm missing the point then.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 21, 2017 01:38 PM (JZdsf)
__________________________________


It's the the ultimate in narcissism, "Watch me!"

Posted by: IP at March 21, 2017 01:42 PM (hUtue)

306 302 Her house smells like A LOT of cats, is my guess.

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No, that's her.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 21, 2017 01:42 PM (vg8iE)

307 Donna Brassiere? Nipple thread? WTF?

Posted by: I feel so icky at March 21, 2017 01:42 PM (UYMK1)

308 "the girl that plays the irritable bowel"

...and violinists crack jokes about violists.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 21, 2017 01:43 PM (97XyN)

309 294 That thing I read about Hermione, and how she grooms herself was pretty off-putting, but I have to say every day in the Annals of the Left is a new low.
Posted by: kaken at March 21, 2017 01:40 PM (zSVEm)


You have no idea how low the anals go.

Posted by: Hope Solo at March 21, 2017 01:43 PM (7HtZB)

310 283 Next on Jerry Springer...

"We're at the Rose Bowl for this show because Miki isn't sure who at the Orgy Dome is the father of her child."
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2017 01:38 PM (ZNTrW)

I am conflicted. On the one hand, the poor, dumb bastard who knocked her up is now tied to this woman forever (House of the Rising son, lad.) On the other, probability says he might just be a more stable parent than she is.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 21, 2017 01:43 PM (R7+kO)

311 Posted by: BurtTC at March 21, 2017 01:38 PM (TOk1P)

True enough. The problem is that I've heard that theory batted around as if it were truth and have become cranky on the subject.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 21, 2017 01:40 PM (sEDyY)


As I'm sure you know, part of the "fun" for those who say these things, is the reaction it gets.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 21, 2017 01:43 PM (TOk1P)

312 Her house smells like A LOT of cats, is my guess.
Posted by: Strobe at March 21, 2017 01:41 PM (gbWkA)

=======

I'm going with the shit house door on a tuna boat.

Posted by: Flyboy at March 21, 2017 01:43 PM (qjmt4)

313 o not only did she harass her employees, she was a shitty CEO in general. She didn't think health benefits were important? Too busy "shouting from the rooftops," eh Wonder Woman?

Not all that unusual.

Ownership at just about everywhere I've ever worked seemed disappointed ... if not downright insulted ... upon learning that I was strictly there for the check.

Not the career. Not the challenge. Just the check, pal.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 21, 2017 01:43 PM (/BTP8)

314 New York values.


Says it all

Posted by: Ralph at March 21, 2017 01:43 PM (8fdt8)

315 "Thanks to The Dude/@woodwhisperers."
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I am a bit less certain about this.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2017 01:43 PM (ZO497)

316 Posted by: kaken at March 21, 2017 01:40 PM (zSVEm)

I was amazed at hoe like Lena Dunham she looked in her pictures taken at the Empire State building. And they were for some official UNish sort of thing.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 21, 2017 01:44 PM (sEDyY)

317 Now that we have a name or mild-mannered alter ego, what will be the superpower?

I am guessing invisibility.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2017 01:41 PM (GX63o)

It allows her to exercise complete control over men's minds.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 21, 2017 01:44 PM (0mRoj)

318 Agrawal's disproportionately large noggin looks a lot like Huma Adebin's. Anyone seen the Huma lately?

Posted by: Smitty27 at March 21, 2017 01:44 PM (g9d8D)

319 I'm going with the shit house door on a tuna boat.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 21, 2017 01:44 PM (FZYNt)

320 I think it means that no single men are allowed. They want to keep the ratios even.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 21, 2017 01:38 PM (Tnhbr)


They'd probably let single women in, though. Unless they're on the rag. But I don't even know if they'd let in a married guy if his wife was in her period space, since that's just like letting a single guy in.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 21, 2017 01:44 PM (zc3Db)

321 Clitoris action figures




We can cut those right out.
Posted by: Achmed

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2017 01:44 PM (Uohrc)

322 Interesting Autopsy show about Beach Boy Brian Wilson over the weekend. Wilson, a strong and experienced swimmer, drown. It seems he engaged in a free diver's technique of hyperventilating for the purposes of holding your breath under water longer. There's just one problem. Your brain tells you that you need another breath when your CO2 content becomes to high but when you hyperventilate you artificially lower your CO2. He likely passed out and drown not realizing that he really needed to take a breath.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 21, 2017 01:45 PM (Nwg0u)

323 Donna Brassiere? Nipple thread? WTF?

Posted by: I feel so icky at March 21, 2017 01:42 PM (UYMK1)
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I want Anglo-Saxon Nazi nipples!

Posted by: Undocumented at March 21, 2017 01:45 PM (SsblQ)

324 We don't need no menstruation.
We don't need no She-E-O.
No period panties in my ass room.
Miki, leave my mish alone.

HEY, MIKI, LEAVE MY MISH ALONE!!!

All in all it's just another chick in Agrawal.
All in all it's just another chick in Agrawal.

Posted by: Roger Waters at March 21, 2017 01:45 PM (vRcUp)

325 Just noticed I spent the whole post misspelling my own nic.
Pathetic, should really back off on the dark roast.

Posted by: kraken at March 21, 2017 01:45 PM (zSVEm)

326 (their ads were the first to say "period" on the subway)
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I, for one, am not impressed.

Decades ago I remember seeing subway ads with something about, "genital warts."

My first thought was, "no thank-you" and my second thought was, "nice town ya got here."

Posted by: Dang at March 21, 2017 01:45 PM (8b+oT)

327 This is going to sound off topic but when you think about it, it stems from the same mental disease.



New Zealand just granted a river the same legal rights as a human.



A river. As in a body of water.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 21, 2017 01:27 PM


Great. Let's get together and sue the crap out of them on behalf of the rivers, until they can show us what accommodations they've made to allow the rivers access to polling places and other government buildings.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 21, 2017 01:45 PM (p+Wdc)

328 It's all okay. I checked and she's hot.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2017 01:45 PM (xfb67)

329 Holy shit,plastic surgery for dogs.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/260407/

Posted by: steevy at March 21, 2017 01:45 PM (r/0kC)

330 These people are consistent.

Consistently Crazy.

Posted by: rd at March 21, 2017 01:45 PM (iT57s)

331 I find myself wondering whether it will be a Light or Heavy flow day for Ace Threads.

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2017 01:45 PM (YAd2u)

332 Speaking of copper clothing, remember a few months ago, Ashley Judd was in those CopperFit socks commercials? Well, ever since her antics at the "Women's March," I haven't seen one her commercials.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 21, 2017 01:41 PM (vg8iE)

I did not think you could get metal toxicity from copper, but she is the proof. Or maybe the panties got toxicity from her...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 21, 2017 01:45 PM (R7+kO)

333 They want to keep the ratios even.

Yeah, that's how I'm reading it as well.

Posted by: no good deed at March 21, 2017 01:46 PM (hJamr)

334 Oh, look - John fucking Dean opens his worthless trap about Teh Donald:


http://tinyurl.com/lu7wn8m

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 21, 2017 01:34 PM (X6fMO)


John Dean the nerd, geek, ratfink, who initiated the Watergate break in to check up on his girlfriend Moe who was shacked up with the "madam to the Democrats" who later married him so she could not testify at the hearings, bitch.

Posted by: gNewt at March 21, 2017 01:46 PM (1pZw2)

335 If you've ever been touched without your consent, you know it's jarring.
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Tell me about it.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 21, 2017 01:46 PM (ZO497)

336 Put on a tampon, Spartacus.

Posted by: Strobe at March 21, 2017 01:46 PM (gbWkA)

337 What the fuck is wrong with those Kiwis?

Posted by: steevy at March 21, 2017 01:46 PM (r/0kC)

338 What outhouse has whitehouse crawled out of?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2017 01:47 PM (KlI/a)

339 New Zealand just granted a river the same legal rights as a human.

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A river has a right to flow - like a never-ending period.

Posted by: Undocumented at March 21, 2017 01:47 PM (SsblQ)

340 Holy shit,plastic surgery for dogs.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/260407/
Posted by: steevy
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They're gonna need it.

Posted by: Alabama Rot at March 21, 2017 01:47 PM (ZO497)

341 Reuters:

Advertisers seek more control after unintended Breitbart spots

...
Breitbart News, once run by U.S. President Donald Trump's chief strategist Steve Bannon and popular with the alt-right, a loose grouping characterized by a rejection of mainstream politics that includes neo-Nazis and anti-Semites, has become a particular concern for some advertisers and the automated exchanges they work with.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 21, 2017 01:47 PM (4YGWz)

342 Thank God I am self employed.

Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at March 21, 2017 01:38 PM (NAv1Q)

Good God I wish I was.

Posted by: Country Boy at March 21, 2017 01:48 PM (Jcg9Q)

343 I think she's obsessed with breasts because she has none. Not a deal breaker for me though.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 21, 2017 01:48 PM (Exd63)

344 >If you've ever been touched without your consent, you know it's jarring.



Doubly so for the guy who touched me, because I stabbed him with a fork.

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2017 01:48 PM (YAd2u)

345 New Zealand just granted a river the same legal rights as a human.

so much for river-raping

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 21, 2017 01:48 PM (FZYNt)

346 Interesting Autopsy show about Beach Boy Brian Wilson over the weekend.


Brian Wilson is dead? Will 2016 never end?

Posted by: josephistan at March 21, 2017 01:48 PM (7HtZB)

347 Clitoris action figures .

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Wait. Clitoris??? I havent heard of that Poke'mon before...

Posted by: Nerdy High School Millenials Everywhere at March 21, 2017 01:48 PM (8XRCm)

348 Since we're mentioning commercial actresses, I'm partial to Tracey Petrillo-Smith, who plays Kerri the Sparkle fairy.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 21, 2017 01:48 PM (X6fMO)

349 329 Holy shit,plastic surgery for dogs.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/260407/
Posted by: steevy at March 21, 2017 01:45 PM (r/0kC)

First they get Neuticles, then they want tail slenderizing.

*Really, autocucumber? You have a problem with Neuticles, but not slenderizing?*


Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 21, 2017 01:48 PM (R7+kO)

350 I really thought Period Panties were Ye Olde Style Panties of Yesteryear.

I, for one, would buy some of those. If they had an early reformation section.

Posted by: Dang Loves History at March 21, 2017 01:48 PM (8b+oT)

351 About the most unhygienic thing I can imagine would be The Orgy Dome at Burning Man.

Geez Louise. Who does that? Who thinks like that?

Posted by: troyriser at March 21, 2017 01:49 PM (Fw5cQ)

352 until they can show us what accommodations they've made to allow the rivers access to polling places and other government buildings.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
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And bathrooms, don't forget bathrooms.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2017 01:49 PM (ZO497)

353 WTF period shames? Who, exactly, is doing this? Another example of an utter bullshit feminist whine. Unless they tell me, I don't know when a person is having their period. Have you EVER heard period shaming? This is so stupid it makes me angry.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 21, 2017 01:49 PM (U+nHb)

354 Wait. Clitoris??? I havent heard of that Poke'mon before...

Posted by: Nerdy High School Millenials Everywhere
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Idiot. Clitoris is a mouthwash.

Posted by: Dang at March 21, 2017 01:49 PM (8b+oT)

355 Breitbart News, once run by U.S. President Donald Trump's chief strategist Steve Bannon and popular with the alt-right, a loose grouping characterized by a rejection of mainstream politics that includes neo-Nazis and anti-Semites, has become a particular concern for some advertisers and the automated exchanges they work with.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Couldn't they throw in some accusations of human sacrifices and pedophilia while they are at it?

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 21, 2017 01:49 PM (FZYNt)

356 Interesting Autopsy show about Beach Boy Brian Wilson over the weekend. Wilson, a strong and experienced swimmer, drown.

Dennis Wilson.

Brian is still alive.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 21, 2017 01:50 PM (X6fMO)

357 Just noticed I spent the whole post misspelling my own nic.
Pathetic, should really back off on the dark roast.

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I hear you.

Posted by: rd at March 21, 2017 01:50 PM (iT57s)

358 These wymyns studies/SJWs talk about "space" more than people who actually study space -- astrophysicists, artists, architects. Hell, even interior designers.

Posted by: Slo-Pitch Whiffer at March 21, 2017 01:50 PM (5JlYa)

359 Wait. Clitoris??? I havent heard of that Poke'mon before...

Posted by: Nerdy High School Millenials Everywhere at March 21, 2017 01:48 PM (8XRCm)

Good luck finding it.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2017 01:50 PM (GX63o)

360 Clitoris is a mouthwash.
Posted by: Dang at March 21, 2017 01:49 PM (8b+oT)

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You wish.

Posted by: Sassy Feminazis that Really Want to Be Touched Now And Again at March 21, 2017 01:51 PM (8XRCm)

361 I am the Clit Commander!

Posted by: Jay at March 21, 2017 01:51 PM (gbWkA)

362 There is so much to unpack in that article.

Let me get the obvious slam in first, what do you mean the company investigated and found that the claims weren't legally supported, I thought we always had to believe the victim!

Now that that's out of the way, let me go on to the other stuff.

There is no way in hell a company can be all female, and market itself as such, without running afoul of anti-discrimination laws. Those apply to refusing to hire men as well.

I didn't see how old Little Miss She E O was but I'm going to guess mid to upper end Millenial. I'm noticing a whole bunch of stories about these ever so hip and trendy and so so progressive companies where the people in charge have no freaking idea how to act professionally. Hey, you want an open and groovy work space, man, that's awesome. But someone has to be the boss and if that's you, you have to buck up and accept that. A few months back I read an interesting article by a guy (and I think it's notable it was a guy) who was in the position of realizing shit I'm the boss now and his struggles adjusting to that. It sounds like this little ray of sunshine had no idea that being the boss means more than just lording it over people.

Soooooo. She gets knocked up and steps down? What was that about how women manipulate maternity leave again?

The subpar benefits? Why, it's almost like capital does not care about gender rights and equal pay and blah blah blah and if there's not money for the company to pay for it, it won't pay for it.

Nice way to prove you aren't vindictive by trying to get Glassdoor to cough up names, honey.



Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 21, 2017 01:51 PM (mf5HN)

363
A river has a right to flow - like a never-ending period.
Posted by: Undocumented at March 21, 2017 01:47 PM (SsblQ)


The flow is heavy during the rainy periods and the river appears angry.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 21, 2017 01:51 PM (lKyWE)

364 About the most unhygienic thing I can imagine would be The Orgy Dome at Burning Man.

Geez Louise. Who does that? Who thinks like that?
Posted by: troyriser
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You may have noticed certain signs of societal decay.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2017 01:51 PM (ZO497)

365 Clitoris? Now there is a name I've not heard in a very long time.

Posted by: OB wan at March 21, 2017 01:51 PM (hUtue)

366
Doubly so for the guy who touched me, because I stabbed him with a fork.





Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2017 01:48 PM (YAd2u)

I did that in HS after a bunch of guys kept taking part of my cake. I told them the next guy that touched the cake was going to get stabbed.

A guy did, I stabbed the shit out of his hand, he went to the nurse and complained. Principle comes up while I am still eating asked me what happen, I told him.

End of story. No one ever touched my food again.

Posted by: Ralph at March 21, 2017 01:51 PM (8fdt8)

367 Breitbart News, once run by U.S. President Donald Trump's chief strategist Steve Bannon and popular with the alt-right, a loose grouping characterized by a rejection of mainstream politics that includes neo-Nazis and anti-Semites, has become a particular concern for some advertisers and the automated exchanges they work with.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

I scrolled up and apparently missed the link.

Who wrote this shit?

Posted by: Country Boy at March 21, 2017 01:51 PM (Jcg9Q)

368 The skid leaves no mark.

Posted by: Smitty27 at March 21, 2017 01:35 PM


then where do it go?

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 21, 2017 01:51 PM (ZQfW9)

369 206 Anybody else think old Flo is getting a bit shopworn? Funny though, I don't really think that about the ATT girl....
Posted by: kaken at March 21, 2017 01:27 PM (zSVEm)


Jan from Toyota gets my motor running.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 21, 2017 01:52 PM (1JnAL)

370 This Agrawal chick sounds like the type who doesn't shave her legs or her pits. Or is hair-shaming still in with the lefty set?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 21, 2017 01:52 PM (zc3Db)

371 ?

Posted by: Silent Bob at March 21, 2017 01:52 PM (gbWkA)

372 Couldn't they throw in some accusations of human sacrifices and pedophilia while they are at it?
Posted by: Rick in SK


Yes, but our Betters approve of those activities.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 21, 2017 01:52 PM (4YGWz)

373 353 WTF period shames? Who, exactly, is doing this? Another example of an utter bullshit feminist whine. Unless they tell me, I don't know when a person is having their period. Have you EVER heard period shaming? This is so stupid it makes me angry.

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I imagine it's something along the lines of, "What???? You don't want to hear all the unsolicited gory details of my menstruation? What the fuck is wrong with you, period shamer?"

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 21, 2017 01:52 PM (vg8iE)

374 This person is an oversharer.

Oversharers are a problem.

I am one of those people who is happy when a coworker brings their new baby into the office, but who doesn't really feel the need to get up and go coo and gabble about it for the next hour. "Aww, very cute," is usually the extent of my interaction, then I go back to whatever the hell I was doing.

I like to do my work at work, is what I'm saying. Don't get your personal shit all up in my business, is what I mean.

I would not take kindly to a coworker commenting on my breasts.

I would not take kindly to them TOUCHING me.

I would not take kindly to a boss who Skypes naked and then goes into vivid detail about the latest romp she and the Mister got into in their communal sex tent.

WTF ever happened to decorum?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at March 21, 2017 01:52 PM (4df7R)

375 So, ace, you're saying that this She-EO is gonna Ride the Cotton Pony into retirement?


Good for Her-EO!

Posted by: Sharkman at March 21, 2017 01:52 PM (TXntV)

376 353 WTF period shames? Who, exactly, is doing this? Another example of an utter bullshit feminist whine. Unless they tell me, I don't know when a person is having their period. Have you EVER heard period shaming? This is so stupid it makes me angry.
Posted by: Seems legit at March 21, 2017 01:49 PM (U+nHb)

Every comedy show bit ever. Except it's man shaming. Don't you know every man has a problem buying feminine products for their lady

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 21, 2017 01:52 PM (Exd63)

377 Brian Wilson is dead? Will 2016 never end?

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My mistake. Dennis, not Brian, is dead.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 21, 2017 01:53 PM (Nwg0u)

378 Nipples! Ooooh-la-la!

https://tinyurl.com/m7qsag2

Posted by: Pipefitter at March 21, 2017 01:53 PM (UYMK1)

379 318 Agrawal's disproportionately large noggin looks a lot like Huma Adebin's. Anyone seen the Huma lately?
Posted by: Smitty27 at March 21, 2017 01:44 PM (g9d8D)

Last seen in a period hut in Africa questioning her life choices and screening calls from Hillary.

Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at March 21, 2017 01:53 PM (RD7QR)

380 Coming back from lunch, the ultimate dyke in a Prius with an Impeach Trump sticker and a Coexist sticker.



Ugly does not begin to describe this "person"

Posted by: Ralph at March 21, 2017 01:53 PM (8fdt8)

381
Jan from Toyota gets my motor running.


Head out on the highway

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 21, 2017 01:53 PM (FZYNt)

382 End of story. No one ever touched my food again.
Posted by: Ralph at March 21, 2017 01:51 PM (8fdt

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*snaps fingers repeatedly*

Listen up people!! THIS is how you stop bullying..

Posted by: fixerupper at March 21, 2017 01:53 PM (8XRCm)

383 Sen. Whitehouse is acting like a political hack and asshole right now...

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 21, 2017 01:54 PM (rUIbB)

384 I don't care what Dana Perrino's political beliefs are, I'd bang that.

Posted by: Sheryl Crow at March 21, 2017 01:54 PM (Fmupd)

385 Jan from Toyota gets my motor running.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 21, 2017 01:52 PM (1JnAL)

Oooh yeah, she makes me want to go fondle my Avalon every time I see her (pretending it's her of course).

Posted by: Country Boy at March 21, 2017 01:54 PM (Jcg9Q)

386 Sen. Whitehouse is acting like a political hack and asshole right now...

So His regular self then...

Posted by: It's Me donna at March 21, 2017 01:54 PM (O2RFr)

387 384 I don't care what Dana Perrino's political beliefs are, I'd bang that.
Posted by: Sheryl Crow

^^THIS^^

X2

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 21, 2017 01:54 PM (FZYNt)

388 Ummmm.....tushy?

LOL. Does she also have a line of clothes called "Milf"?

Note for those easilyy offended or at work: do NOT do a Google image search on these terms without the filter on......

Posted by: Quokkas On the Hunt at March 21, 2017 01:54 PM (CPk08)

389 333 They want to keep the ratios even.

Yeah, that's how I'm reading it as well.
Posted by: no good deed at March 21, 2017 01:46 PM (hJamr)

Nothing ruins an orgy like becoming a sausage party.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 21, 2017 01:54 PM (0mRoj)

390 Triggered

Posted by: Mega at March 21, 2017 01:55 PM (hHFOx)

391 I would not take kindly to a coworker commenting on my breasts.

I would not take kindly to them TOUCHING me.

I would not take kindly to a boss who Skypes naked and then goes into vivid detail about the latest romp she and the Mister got into in their communal sex tent.

-----

That almost works with a Dr Seuss Green Green Eggs and Ham cadence.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 21, 2017 01:55 PM (8XRCm)

392 Interesting Autopsy show about Beach Boy Brian Wilson over the weekend. Wilson, a strong and experienced swimmer, drown


The internet doesn't have anything about Wilson dying.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 21, 2017 01:55 PM (gIRsn)

393 Jan from Toyota gets my motor running.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 21, 2017 01:52 PM (1JnAL)

Hear. Hear.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2017 01:55 PM (GX63o)

394 Anyone seen the Huma lately?
--------------------------
in the Deep Woods

Posted by: Undocumented at March 21, 2017 01:55 PM (SsblQ)

395 Gorsuch just essentially told Whitehouse--

"win some elections".

Posted by: Holmes at March 21, 2017 01:55 PM (fi5nC)

396 Nothing ruins an orgy like becoming a sausage party.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 21, 2017 01:54 PM (0mRoj)


A proper orgy has a 30/70 male/female ratio.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 21, 2017 01:56 PM (zc3Db)

397 My God.... from Drudge

A 15-year-old Chicago girl was apparently
sexually assaulted by five or six men or boys on Facebook Live, and none
of the roughly 40 people who watched the live video reported the attack
to police, authorities said Tuesday.

Posted by: IP at March 21, 2017 01:56 PM (hUtue)

398 You had me at casual workplace nudity. But I'm guessing she has that look. You know. That nudist look.

Posted by: Mega at March 21, 2017 01:56 PM (S3q0Y)

399 Every comedy show bit ever. Except it's man shaming. Don't you know every man has a problem buying feminine products for their lady
Posted by: Jack Sock


Absolutely. Because every man ever born is terrified to purchase a product that they obviously aren't using.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 21, 2017 01:56 PM (ZFUt7)

400 So what's next acculsation? Hillary and Micheal Obama also rape women???? You people are so stooped and lie so bad just to try to help that idiot Trump. Trump is a proven lier and we calls on the government to impeech Trump now and gives us back Presdent Obama who was a loving presdent of color !!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at March 21, 2017 01:56 PM (WmgTn)

401 395 Gorsuch just essentially told Whitehouse--

"win some elections".
Posted by: Holmes at March 21, 2017 01:55 PM (fi5nC)

Sounds like he can hold his own.

Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at March 21, 2017 01:57 PM (RD7QR)

402
Do not touch them on a Skype.

You assholes realy aren't my type.

Try to touch my boob again

I will kicking you hard right in the can.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 21, 2017 01:57 PM (8XRCm)

403 Back from cranking out 2 pages instead of eating for my lunch.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 21, 2017 01:57 PM (mC1ZI)

404 Sen. Whitehouse is acting like a political hack and asshole right now...

So His regular self then...

Posted by: It's Me donna at March 21, 2017 01:54 PM (O2RFr)


He's basically accusing Gorsuch of being part of a "dark money" conspiracy.

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 21, 2017 01:57 PM (rUIbB)

405 If I get a nosebleed, should I wear a period pant on my head?

Posted by: Under Fire at March 21, 2017 01:57 PM (X+rUO)

406 LOL. Does she also have a line of clothes called "Milf"?

That makes me laugh because, about a year or so back, I saw a MILF-y type woman wearing a T-shirt reading "Goth Moms Do It Creepier."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 21, 2017 01:57 PM (X6fMO)

407 Where did decorum go? I'd like an answer too, please.

Posted by: Strobe at March 21, 2017 01:57 PM (gbWkA)

408 "At least once, she supposedly FaceTimed into a meeting from the toilet."

I mean, who hasn't done this?

Posted by: goodluckduck at March 21, 2017 01:57 PM (yqvys)

409 Every comedy show bit ever. Except it's man shaming. Don't you know every man has a problem buying feminine products for their lady
Posted by: Jack Sock

Absolutely. Because every man ever born is terrified to purchase a product that they obviously aren't using.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum



Yeah. Lasted about the first month of marriage.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2017 01:58 PM (Uohrc)

410 Sounds like he can hold his own.
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at March 21, 2017 01:57 PM (RD7QR)

************

Yes--it also sounds like he has about had it from Whitehouse.

Cripes I was listening--not watching--and I thought it was Leahy. this guy sounds just like him.

Posted by: Holmes at March 21, 2017 01:58 PM (fi5nC)

411 The skid leaves no mark.



* * * * * * *


then where do it go?

Posted by: AltonJackson

* * * * * * *

It stays on the tire(s).

Posted by: Smitty27 at March 21, 2017 01:58 PM (g9d8D)

412 I like to do my work at work, is what I'm saying. Don't get your personal shit all up in my business, is what I mean.

WTF ever happened to decorum?


Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit
-----
When I worked in an office with wimins one would invariably tell a prolonged and detailed tale of when they gave birth with water breaking, screaming, literal shit shooting across the delivery room... okay, maybe I just snuck that part in because I really thought that might be where the story was going, and then we would have had a pretty cool story on our hands, but no. They were boring and gross stories.

Posted by: Dang at March 21, 2017 01:58 PM (8b+oT)

413
alright guys.... back to the field

adios

Posted by: fixerupper at March 21, 2017 01:58 PM (8XRCm)

414 399 Every comedy show bit ever. Except it's man shaming. Don't you know every man has a problem buying feminine products for their lady
Posted by: Jack Sock

Absolutely. Because every man ever born is terrified to purchase a product that they obviously aren't using.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 21, 2017 01:56 PM (ZFUt7)

=================

I'm, of course, familiar with the trope and have been since I was a kid, since it's present in so many stupid movies.

When I was first sent by my wife (then girlfriend) to go buy some tampons, I didn't flinch.

And yet...all the grocery store workers pointed at me and laughed! Oh wait...that didn't happen...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 21, 2017 01:58 PM (mC1ZI)

415
Are Depend undergarments "colon underwear" then?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 21, 2017 01:58 PM (v1g1+)

416 WTF ever happened to decorum?
Posted by: MWR
-----------

It's dead. Just like most of what we used to call 'the niceties' associated with polite, civil behavior.

Thousands of years of evolved behavior found to be necessary to a polite, well-ordered society have been destroyed in a single generation. That generation being the 60's. Everything since has just been follow-on.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2017 01:59 PM (ZO497)

417 391 I would not take kindly to a coworker commenting on my breasts.

I would not take kindly to them TOUCHING me.

I would not take kindly to a boss who Skypes naked and then goes into vivid detail about the latest romp she and the Mister got into in their communal sex tent.

-----

That almost works with a Dr Seuss Green Green Eggs and Ham cadence.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 21, 2017 01:55 PM (8XRCm)

I don't want her talking 'bout my tits
Or trying to touch my girly bits
I do not like these work conditions
Don't care about her cooch emissions
I do not like it here or there
I do not like it anywhere
I do not like this psycho boss
I wish that she would just get lost!

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 21, 2017 01:59 PM (0mRoj)

418 >>WTF period shames? Who, exactly, is doing this? Another example of an
utter bullshit feminist whine. Unless they tell me, I don't know when a
person is having their period. Have you EVER heard period shaming? This
is so stupid it makes me angry.



Apparently it's creation of a problem in which the solution is - get this - free tampons and pads for all!

There is a Congresswoman right now crusading for this because some girls stay home from school when they get their periods and some women's prisons are kinda stingy with the feminine products. Wish I were kidding.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2017 01:59 PM (NOIQH)

419 Period shaming since the 80's.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPssSsre_vY

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2017 01:59 PM (GX63o)

420 384
I don't care what Dana Perrino's political beliefs are, I'd bang that.

Posted by: Sheryl Crow at March 21, 2017 01:54 PM (Fmupd)

I agree, BUT she is mighty cozy with that Dog, oh and Juan also,

Posted by: Ralph at March 21, 2017 01:59 PM (8fdt8)

421 24 I'm out. Too crazy even for me.
Posted by: Alice of Wonderland fame at March 21, 2017 01:03 PM (IB8DY)

---

Our new slogan.

Posted by: Dicks-In-Crazy Anonymous at March 21, 2017 01:59 PM (5JlYa)

422 If I get a nosebleed, should I wear a period pant on my head?



You can always stick a tampon up the nostril.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2017 01:59 PM (Uohrc)

423 407 Where did decorum go? I'd like an answer too, please.
Posted by: Strobe at March 21, 2017 01:57 PM (gbWkA)

=================

Decorum: noun. What Republicans show Democrats, but Democrats do not reciprocate.
ex. Republicans are dumbasses for followed rules of decorum in the Senate when Democrats will never return the favor.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 21, 2017 01:59 PM (mC1ZI)

424 Long ago I developed Double-PantLoad Briefs which are capable of holding twice the shit as normal shorts. Then I realized that a Bi-Partisan Senate Committee created the ability for a person to be twice as full of shit as a normal person. Although Harry Reid set the record at 4x, Schumer continues to push the envelope.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at March 21, 2017 01:59 PM (kfcYC)

425 I would not take kindly to them TOUCHING me.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Vaginassassin, aka Beth at March 21, 2017 01:52 PM (4df7R)


Motorboating is still acceptable, though, right?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2017 02:00 PM (GX63o)

426 Yeah, I assumed the Tushy investment was in the video realm as well.


I did that in HS after a bunch of guys kept taking part of my cake. I told them the next guy that touched the cake was going to get stabbed.

A guy did, I stabbed the shit out of his hand, he went to the nurse and complained. Principle comes up while I am still eating asked me what happen, I told him.

End of story. No one ever touched my food again.
Posted by: Ralph at March 21, 2017 01:51 PM (8fdt


At the Old Firm I came back from lunch and was all omg look guys D stabbed me with a fork! She made me bleed and everything!

My compassionate co-workers, who had met me, replied what did you do?

I, in high dudgeon, retorted that I was the one who got stabbed and how dare there be an assumption that I, the stabee, instigated the stabbing.

This was met with uh huh what did you do and I then conceded that I may, possibly, maybe, if you squint, had touched her food after she said that if anyone touched her food she couldn't eat it. Maybe.

In my defense, I did buy her a new hamburger to replace the one I bled on.

Worth it.

Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 21, 2017 02:00 PM (mf5HN)

427 Mr. Whitehouse sounds like he's visited dick or three...in his mouth.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 21, 2017 02:00 PM (X+rUO)

428
Spicer taking questions. Says, 'Since we're talking Supreme Court, first question - John Roberts'.

Ben Rotheilsberger might need to explain that one.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 21, 2017 02:01 PM (ZFUt7)

429 Anyone seen the Huma lately?
--------------------------
in the Deep Woods

Posted by: Undocumented at March 21, 2017 01:55 PM (SsblQ)


"The woods are lovely, dark and deep.

And I have many miles to go before I sleep."

Posted by: Hillary, Listening Intently to The Phone Receiver at March 21, 2017 02:01 PM (zKIA2)

430 Stick it in a butt. They'll remember real quick like.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2017 01:27 PM (Uohrc)



Sounds like the voice of experience!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2017 02:01 PM (SRKgf)

431 Whitehouse is trying to entrap Gorsuch here--for future recusal.

Gorsuch should wave off here.

Posted by: Holmes at March 21, 2017 02:01 PM (fi5nC)

432 I tell ya, women are different in the work place. I asked my boss for a raise, and she jacked me off in the break room.

Posted by: Fritz at March 21, 2017 02:01 PM (2Mnv1)

433 My mistake. Dennis, not Brian, is dead.


*feels so forgotten*

Posted by: 1983 at March 21, 2017 02:01 PM (gIRsn)

434 OT, but Gorsuch is handling himself really well. Some Dem is tossing around terms like "Dark Money" about ads favoring him and who are the fiends behind them. Gorsuch basically said "if you don't like it, pass a law." He cites all kinds of laws, including "chilling expression." and first amendment protections. He cites NAACP rulings protecting secrecy.

Posted by: vivi at March 21, 2017 02:01 PM (11H2y)

435 Sheryl Crow is gay? I haz the sadz.

Posted by: Roger Waters at March 21, 2017 02:01 PM (vRcUp)

436
Where did decorum go? I'd like an answer too, please. Posted by: Strobe at March 21, 2017 01:57 PM (gbWkA)


It went out with the idea of fightin words

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 21, 2017 02:01 PM (lKyWE)

437
Sen. Whitehouse is acting like a political hack and asshole right now...

So His regular self then...


It's his "Providence Plantations" mentality... plus overcompensating for being named "Sheldon".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 21, 2017 02:01 PM (v1g1+)

438 It's dead. Just like most of what we used to call 'the niceties' associated with polite, civil behavior.

Thousands of years of evolved behavior found to be necessary to a polite, well-ordered society have been destroyed in a single generation. That generation being the 60's. Everything since has just been follow-on.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2017 01:59 PM (ZO497)


Ironically, today is National Common Courtesy Day.

Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 21, 2017 02:02 PM (mf5HN)

439 There is a pron site called Tushy. Or so I've heard.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at March 21, 2017 02:02 PM (FqgrG)

440 Oooh hit him Gorsuch!

Posted by: Holmes at March 21, 2017 02:02 PM (fi5nC)

441
435 Sheryl Crow is gay? I haz the sadz.
Posted by: Roger Waters at March 21, 2017 02:01 PM (vRcUp)


I thought she was into squares.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 21, 2017 02:02 PM (v1g1+)

442 It is NEVER OK to touch a woman's boob.

Unless you also make a honking noise when you grab one.

Then it's totally OK...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 21, 2017 02:02 PM (wtvvX)

443 "Ill Show You, Daddy! I'll Show You ALL!"

/every progtarded lunatic freak show, ever

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at March 21, 2017 02:03 PM (ArGlz)

444 435 Sheryl Crow is gay? I haz the sadz.
Posted by: Roger Waters at March 21, 2017 02:01 PM (vRcUp)

At least one of my testicles thinks she's at least bi.

Posted by: Lance Armstrong at March 21, 2017 02:03 PM (RD7QR)

445 422
If it expands, like in the tv commercials, would it get stuck up there?

Posted by: Under Fire at March 21, 2017 02:03 PM (X+rUO)

446 It's his "Providence Plantations" mentality... plus overcompensating for being named "Sheldon".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 21, 2017 02:01 PM (v1g1+)

*****************

Heh.

Posted by: Holmes at March 21, 2017 02:03 PM (fi5nC)

447 The subpar benefits? Why, it's almost like capital does not care about gender rights and equal pay and blah blah blah and if there's not money for the company to pay for it, it won't pay for it.

Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 21, 2017 01:51 PM (mf5HN)

There's never been a "scientific peer reviewed study" on female bosses, but my unSCIENCE!-Y study methods of listening to female employees bitching in the break rooms about bosses have led to outright statements by many that as a whole they far prefer working for male bosses than female bosses.

Posted by: kbdabear at March 21, 2017 02:03 PM (AOrEZ)

448 Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 21, 2017 01:59 PM (0mRoj)

Bravo! Muldoon had better not rest on his laurels.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 21, 2017 02:04 PM (sEDyY)

449 Know who is the worst about period shaming?

EMTs, nurses, doctors, dental professionals, and every store with a needle box so diabetic employees can work there. Why are they wearing those rubber gloves and putting the needles in receptacles instead of celebrating the blood?

Posted by: Rep. Hank Johnson at March 21, 2017 02:04 PM (/f1mm)

450 442 It is NEVER OK to touch a woman's boob.

Unless you also make a honking noise when you grab one.

Then it's totally OK...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 21, 2017 02:02 PM (wtvvX)

Or if you're tuning in Tokyo. It's for the war effort.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 21, 2017 02:04 PM (0mRoj)

451 And she's trying to have a kid. Imagine this goofy scrunt as your mother.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at March 21, 2017 02:04 PM (ZM2xo)

452 Oh gawd--Sheldon is dropping the math terms.

DELTA!

Posted by: Holmes at March 21, 2017 02:04 PM (fi5nC)

453 447 There's never been a "scientific peer reviewed study" on female bosses, but my unSCIENCE!-Y study methods of listening to female employees bitching in the break rooms about bosses have led to outright statements by many that as a whole they far prefer working for male bosses than female bosses.

Posted by: kbdabear at March 21, 2017 02:03 PM (AOrEZ)

===================

I think it's in the realm of possibility that men have fewer problems with women in power than women do, at least in terms of specific examples and not general trends.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 21, 2017 02:04 PM (mC1ZI)

454 "Anybody want to invest in my startup Taintz? It's a unisex underwear with a deodorant/leather softener in the gusset."

Can I get them in brown?

Posted by: Chris M at March 21, 2017 02:04 PM (eAZVt)

455 I don't want her talking 'bout my tits

Or trying to touch my girly bits

I do not like these work conditions

Don't care about her cooch emissions

I do not like it here or there

I do not like it anywhere

I do not like this psycho boss

I wish that she would just get lost!

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 21, 2017 01:59 PM (0mRoj)


Oh, VERY well done!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at March 21, 2017 02:04 PM (4df7R)

456 It is NEVER OK to touch a woman's boob.

Unless you also make a honking noise when you grab one.

Then it's totally OK...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 21, 2017 02:02 PM (wtvvX)


HONK HONK

Posted by: Cheeeeeeen at March 21, 2017 02:05 PM (rUIbB)

457 and he made a pointed comment about "there's a lot about this process I don't like, the impact on my family." this scumbag senator keeps trying to cast doubt on the 'small group of millionaires" and "Front groups" and what they are getting for the money they are spending to get Gorsuch the spot on the court.

Posted by: vivi at March 21, 2017 02:05 PM (11H2y)

458 442
It is NEVER OK to touch a woman's boob.



Unless you also make a honking noise when you grab one.



Then it's totally OK...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 21, 2017 02:02 PM (wtvvX)

Tuning in radio Tokyo is also OK. It's in the employee manual.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2017 02:05 PM (GX63o)

459 448 Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 21, 2017 01:59 PM (0mRoj)

Bravo! Muldoon had better not rest on his laurels.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 21, 2017 02:04 PM (sEDyY)

Thank you, thank you. High praise indeed.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 21, 2017 02:05 PM (0mRoj)

460 The problem with women in the workplace is that it's hard for us to just work without having to like and be liked by co-workers.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 21, 2017 02:06 PM (Om16U)

461

HAWT

Posted by: an Animatronic Cashew at March 21, 2017 02:06 PM (ArGlz)

462 Oh, VERY well done!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at March 21, 2017 02:04 PM (4df7R)

Thank you!

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 21, 2017 02:06 PM (0mRoj)

463 Gorsuch needs to --not bother to earnestly answer this Sheldon Smear Duke.

Gorsuch just shut him down--as I was typing.

Needed to happen.

Posted by: Holmes at March 21, 2017 02:07 PM (fi5nC)

464 Or if you're tuning in Tokyo. It's for the war effort.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 21, 2017 02:04 PM (0mRoj)

Insomniac gets the worm.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2017 02:07 PM (GX63o)

465 Every comedy show bit ever. Except it's man shaming. Don't you know every man has a problem buying feminine products for their lady

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 21, 2017 01:52 PM (Exd63)

Well duh. But it's because men are idiots. Haven't you ever seen a TV commercial where the man is expected to clean something or take care of a child?

Posted by: Rep. Hank Johnson at March 21, 2017 02:07 PM (/f1mm)

466 447 The subpar benefits? Why, it's almost like capital does not care about gender rights and equal pay and blah blah blah and if there's not money for the company to pay for it, it won't pay for it.

Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 21, 2017 01:51 PM (mf5HN)

There's never been a "scientific peer reviewed study" on female bosses, but my unSCIENCE!-Y study methods of listening to female employees bitching in the break rooms about bosses have led to outright statements by many that as a whole they far prefer working for male bosses than female bosses.

Posted by: kbdabear at March 21, 2017 02:03 PM (AOrEZ)

My wife has been an RN at the same hospital for 27 years. She has worked almost exclusively with woman (excpet for two male nurses and of course some of the doctoars), and always has had female supervisors.

The vast majority of the women there think working mostly with other women sucks, bigly.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 21, 2017 02:07 PM (wtvvX)

467 Are there any queers in the theatre tonight? Get 'em up against Agrawal.

Posted by: Roger Waters at March 21, 2017 02:07 PM (vRcUp)

468 457 and he made a pointed comment about "there's a lot about this process I don't like, the impact on my family." this scumbag senator keeps trying to cast doubt on the 'small group of millionaires" and "Front groups" and what they are getting for the money they are spending to get Gorsuch the spot on the court.
Posted by: vivi at March 21, 2017 02:05 PM (11H2y)

===================

Reminds me: My confirmation sponsor was also my 6th grade teacher. I remember her reciting a quote from Lincoln about how he had won his election spending $.75 and had done very little actual politicking to get it done. She said that this story was from his election to president and that wouldn't it be wonderful if we would go back to that.

Well, that story did happen, but it was for his state legislature seat in a part of Illinois that was barely populated. The presidential election of 1860? Shit tons of money everywhere.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 21, 2017 02:07 PM (mC1ZI)

469 467 Are there any queers in the theatre tonight? Get 'em up against Agrawal.
Posted by: Roger Waters at March 21, 2017 02:07 PM (vRcUp)

AG. RA. WAAAAL!

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 21, 2017 02:07 PM (0mRoj)

470 But the company seemed to be mostly selling Empowerment.

Only 72% the cost of 'manning up!'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 21, 2017 02:08 PM (oVJmc)

471 There was also a bit where she pissex if the FtM trannies because she said that they already had one trannie model and didn't need another. As though the special snowflakes we're interchangeable or something!

This is so funny though. Of course working exclusively with women is literally the worst. Give me a bunch of frat bros any day of the week.

Posted by: Lauren at March 21, 2017 02:08 PM (7CoVJ)

472 He's basically accusing Gorsuch of being part of a "dark money" conspiracy.

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 21, 2017 01:57 PM (rUIbB)




Dark money. Isn't that racist? Judge Gorsuch needs to remember assholes like Whitehouse and Durbin every time he makes a ruling and make each ruling like he's sticking it right between their eyes

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 21, 2017 02:08 PM (493sH)

473
Every Gorsuch response should begin with, "Well, Sheldon -- may I call you Sheldon? -- " and then go forward from there.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 21, 2017 02:08 PM (v1g1+)

474 470 But the company seemed to be mostly selling Empowerment.

Only 72% the cost of 'manning up!'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 21, 2017 02:08 PM (oVJmc)

=================

Is that the same thing as indulgences?...I mean...climate change credits?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 21, 2017 02:08 PM (mC1ZI)

475 442 It is NEVER OK to touch a woman's boob.

Unless you also make a honking noise when you grab one.

Then it's totally OK...
Posted by: Tex Lovera

Or if you're tuning in Tokyo. It's for the war effort.
Posted by: Insomniac


How else are you going to imitate a boat motor?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 21, 2017 02:09 PM (4YGWz)

476 I once questioned the "sharps disposal container" I had to install on the wall of the ladies rooms by comparing it to the little stainless steel trashcan with a paper liner I had to put in the stalls themselves.


It was because SHUT UP, that's why!

Posted by: IP at March 21, 2017 02:09 PM (hUtue)

477 And she's trying to have a kid. Imagine this goofy scrunt as your mother.

There's a line in the musical On the Twentieth Century, when the male lead comments to the female lead about her being a fantasy object - "Nightly, nationwide, a billion farmhands rape you" - which always makes me wonder about the mental health of kids of people like Pamela Anderson or any other woman more famous for being an object of outright lust than anything else. What can it be like knowing your friends are fapping off to pictures of your mother?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 21, 2017 02:09 PM (X6fMO)

478 Mmmm...Snickers.

Posted by: Shanks for the memory at March 21, 2017 02:09 PM (TdCQk)

479 The subpar benefits they're whining about are insurance plans that had $200 premiums. Yeah.

Posted by: Lauren at March 21, 2017 02:09 PM (7CoVJ)

480
Dark matter.

Dark money.

There is no dark side of the moon -- as a matter of fact, it's all dark.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 21, 2017 02:09 PM (v1g1+)

481 374---WTF ever happened to decorum?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at March 21, 2017 01:52 PM (4df7R)
---------------------------
The attack on reticence and modesty is part of erasing the boundary between the private and the public, that is, the elimination of any private space at all.
It accompanies the erasure of the distinction between the sacred and the profane, the individual and the collective.



Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 21, 2017 02:09 PM (hCoZK)

482 There's never been a "scientific peer reviewed study" on female bosses, but my unSCIENCE!-Y study methods of listening to female employees bitching in the break rooms about bosses have led to outright statements by many that as a whole they far prefer working for male bosses than female bosses.

Posted by: kbdabear at March 21, 2017 02:03 PM (AOrEZ)



That is pretty firm anecdata and is at least common wisdom.

Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 21, 2017 02:10 PM (mf5HN)

483 Second look at Apes Taking Over The Earth?

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at March 21, 2017 02:10 PM (ArGlz)

484 453
447 There's never been a "scientific peer reviewed study" on female
bosses, but my unSCIENCE!-Y study methods of listening to female
employees bitching in the break rooms about bosses have led to outright
statements by many that as a whole they far prefer working for male
bosses than female bosses.



Posted by: kbdabear at March 21, 2017 02:03 PM (AOrEZ)



My female coworkers can't stand our perfectly nice, reasonable, intelligent male boss. No reason whatsoever that I can discern except He Doesn't Have Boobs.


These are the same co-workers who got another perfectly nice, reasonable, intelligent lesbian co-worker run out of her job after just a couple months b/c Reasons.


I'm the only conservative in the entire damn building, but WE'RE the mean ones?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at March 21, 2017 02:10 PM (4df7R)

485 My darned sock was about to tip over.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 21, 2017 02:10 PM (/f1mm)

486 Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 21, 2017 01:59 PM (0mRoj)

*Golf clap*

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at March 21, 2017 02:10 PM (ZM2xo)

487 Don't forget about the coupling.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/labo3td

Posted by: Pipefitters apprentice at March 21, 2017 02:10 PM (1pZw2)

488 I didn't read all the comments so someone may have snarked already but it just came to me. Period shaming may lead to having pigs blood dumped on your head and then all hell breaking loose.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 21, 2017 02:11 PM (Exd63)

489 484 I'm the only conservative in the entire damn building, but WE'RE the mean ones?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at March 21, 2017 02:10 PM (4df7R)

=================

...Well, duh.

I mean, they're mean for #Love and #Diversity.

That makes it all okay.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 21, 2017 02:11 PM (mC1ZI)

490 Geez, what is it with Chicago and Facebook horror? I am ordering a pillar of fire for table 2, stat.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 21, 2017 02:11 PM (R7+kO)

491
The attack on reticence and modesty is part of erasing the boundary between the private and the public, that is, the elimination of any private space at all.
It accompanies the erasure of the distinction between the sacred and the profane, the individual and the collective.


Factor in the 24-hour news cycle and people desperate for attention that know personal information will get them publicity.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 21, 2017 02:11 PM (oVJmc)

492 My darned sock was about to tip over.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 21, 2017 02:10 PM (/f1mm)


Then you didn't darn it correctly.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 21, 2017 02:12 PM (zc3Db)

493 The vast majority of the women there think working mostly with other women sucks, bigly.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 21, 2017 02:07 PM (wtvvX)


It does.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at March 21, 2017 02:12 PM (4df7R)

494 >>472
He's basically accusing Gorsuch of being part of a "dark money" conspiracy.
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 21, 2017 01:57 PM (rUIbB)

It's a shame Trump's team hasn't encouraged nominees to adopt some sort of hand-signal to prominently, proudly display as confirmation of their cult membership whenever anything sinister is suggested. I for one would delight in seeing the Press chase its tail over the "poorly concealed, sinister cabal that Trump brings into the White House"

Posted by: General Zod at March 21, 2017 02:12 PM (Bdeb0)

495 god I hate this Dam asshole. He will not admit that money flows from Soros and the Tides Foundation are not just Dark Money, but Satanic Money. This Congress has a role in rule making, he sez. OMG, special interest 'training camps!"

Posted by: vivi at March 21, 2017 02:13 PM (11H2y)

496 I agree that Period Piece is in a manic phase right now. Just wait til all the pregnancy hormones kick in!

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 21, 2017 02:13 PM (dargh)

497 Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse is now ranting about Maoist re-education camps...

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 21, 2017 02:13 PM (rUIbB)

498 471 There was also a bit where she pissex if the FtM trannies because she said that they already had one trannie model and didn't need another. As though the special snowflakes we're interchangeable or something!

This is so funny though. Of course working exclusively with women is literally the worst. Give me a bunch of frat bros any day of the week.
Posted by: Lauren at March 21, 2017 02:08 PM (7CoVJ)

Women who are being honest will readily admit this. There's more drama, more cliquishness, more gossip, more backbiting (not the good kind) and more overall emotionalism.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 21, 2017 02:13 PM (0mRoj)

499
Spicer on 14 yr old victim of immigrant rape* case. Not far from DC. Don't want it to happen anywhere but if it hits close to home of DC aristocrats, so be it.

* trifecta

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 21, 2017 02:13 PM (ZFUt7)

500 497 Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse is now ranting about Maoist re-education camps...
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 21, 2017 02:13 PM (rUIbB)

================

"Why can't we get some of that action?!?!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 21, 2017 02:13 PM (mC1ZI)

501 WTF ever happened to decorum?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at March 21, 2017 01:52 PM (4df7R)
---------------------------

The attack on reticence and modesty is part of erasing the boundary between the private and the public, that is, the elimination of any private space at all.
It accompanies the erasure of the distinction between the sacred and the profane, the individual and the collective.


Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 21, 2017 02:09 PM (hCoZK)




All your privates are belong to us

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 21, 2017 02:14 PM (493sH)

502 Sheesh, that woman is more self absorbed than the panties she pedals.

Posted by: Mr. MaGoose at March 21, 2017 02:14 PM (0dmP2)

503 The vast majority of the women there think working mostly with other women sucks, bigly.

-------------------------------------------
Well, they should just quit and grab a sweeper or return to their own kitchen where they belong.

Posted by: Undocumented at March 21, 2017 02:14 PM (SsblQ)

504 Ugh. I'm almost 50 and had never, ever pondered the things women were doing when they removed their tampons in public restrooms.

Innocence lost. Thanks, Argwhal.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 21, 2017 02:14 PM (/f1mm)

505 I can't seem to find her age online, but she seems young. Very young for a CEO, and definitely a millennial. That's not an excuse for any of it, but serves as a partial explanation, I suppose.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 21, 2017 02:14 PM (S2VsH)

506 Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse is now ranting about Maoist re-education camps...

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 21, 2017 02:13 PM (rUIbB)


Nostalgia for Barky? There were more maoists in Barky's junta than they had in China.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 21, 2017 02:14 PM (zc3Db)

507 That is pretty firm anecdata and is at least common wisdom.

Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 21, 2017 02:10 PM (mf5HN)

One of my best bosses was a five foot tall out-and-proud dyke who did not give a fvck about anything other than job performance. Admittedly, the photo of her girlfriend on her desk was cool....the GF was an absolute knockout.

One of my worst bosses was a typical corporate drone who happened to be a woman. She stank for reasons other than her sex.

So...my conclusion? Who the fvck knows.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 21, 2017 02:15 PM (rF0hx)

508 "Please raise your right hand and repeat after me. I [state your name] do solemnly swear, before Lord Trump and the Keepers Of The Black Flame, long may they reign, upon pain of death and throughout this lifetime and those to follow, klaatu barada nikto, that I will faithfully execute the office of..."

Posted by: General Zod at March 21, 2017 02:15 PM (Bdeb0)

509 Let me know when Whitehouse gets around to the Pentaverate and the Colonel with his wee beady eyes...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 21, 2017 02:15 PM (oVJmc)

510 "The attack on reticence and modesty is part of erasing the boundary between the private and the public, that is, the elimination of any private space at all.
It accompanies the erasure of the distinction between the sacred and the profane, the individual and the collective."

Very well put.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 21, 2017 02:15 PM (97XyN)

511 The problem with women in the workplace is that it's hard for us to just work without having to like and be liked by co-workers.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 21, 2017 02:06 PM (Om16U)

True dat. I figured out that most women in the workplace can stand for another woman to be only two of these three things:

1. Smart
2. Attractive
3. Happy

If you are all three, there is always a target on your back. Proof: look at the feminist movement and you will see that not even their leadership is allowed to be all three.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at March 21, 2017 02:15 PM (kXoT0)

512
I presume this was posted as an example of the idiocy rife in today's society.

You got the knack of finding the good ones, Ace.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 21, 2017 02:16 PM (X35Yt)

513 >>>...time off for periods...

Sure. No problem. It's called sick time (or some other HR flavored term du jour). Might be paid, might not. When you use it up, it's either unpaid or you're fired. Your employer gets to choose.

Oh... you meant you want special time off for your special lady problems. I can understand that. Fine. Since you're not going to show up for several days out of the month and I will need other people who show up to do your work for you (aka men), I am going to reduce your compensation and give it to them.

Now you'll screech about equality. Go ahead, I dare you to say "Equal pay for equal work". What is so equal about your taking special lady time off?

Listen, sweetie. You have a choice. You can be treated equally and be held to the same standards or you can demand special treatment and deal with the consequences.

While were at it, since everyone is all bothered by restrooms these days, I am converting the ladies room to new office space so I have somewhere to put the extra people I have to hire to accommodate all the time off you're sure to demand from your lawmaker and impose on me. Everyone gets to use the same, single stall restroom from now on. See, I'm all about equality.

Side note: as a thank you to all the employees for putting up with this stupidity, we're now providing breakfast bean burritos each morning and chili with beans for lunch. Oh, we're also switching to low a low flow toilet and everyone is allotted one square of toilet paper because we want to save the environment.

Posted by: Damiano at March 21, 2017 02:16 PM (n3oGs)

514 One of my best bosses was a five foot tall out-and-proud dyke who did not give a fvck about anything other than job performance. Admittedly, the photo of her girlfriend on her desk was cool....the GF was an absolute knockout.

One of my worst bosses was a typical corporate drone who happened to be a woman. She stank for reasons other than her sex.

So...my conclusion? Who the fvck knows.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 21, 2017 02:15 PM (rF0hx)

Why, it's almost like it all comes down to: ability. But that can't be right, no room for the patriarchy or gender discrimination in that theory.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 21, 2017 02:17 PM (R7+kO)

515 As Insty would put it:

Why are feminist-owned-and-operated businesses such cesspits of sexism and discrimination?

Posted by: PCachu at March 21, 2017 02:17 PM (gR+qu)

516
Miki Agrawal
Born: January 26, 1979 (age 38 years), Montreal, Canada Books: Do Cool Sh*t: Quit Your Day Job, Start Your Own Business, and Live Happily Ever After

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 21, 2017 02:17 PM (v1g1+)

517 Ugh. I'm almost 50 and had never, ever pondered the things women were
doing when they removed their tampons in public restrooms.

Innocence lost.



Best friend is a 30+ year experienced plumber so I have learned. They all say flush-able, and this is true, they will go "round and down". However one tree root in the line is all it takes..

Posted by: IP at March 21, 2017 02:17 PM (hUtue)

518 Being an engineer, I have always worked mostly with men. Quite a few have been idiots, but very few have been truly annoying or irritating on a day-to-day basis to the point that I actively tried to avoid them.

However, the percentage of females falling into that category has been MUCH higher (although certainly not even reaching 10, maybe 15%, tops).

I attribute this to the catty, gossipy, "whispery" nature of said females, most of whom were nosier than shit and could not mind their own G-D business...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 21, 2017 02:17 PM (wtvvX)

519 516
Miki Agrawal
Born: January 26, 1979 (age 38 years), Montreal, Canada Books: Do Cool Sh*t: Quit Your Day Job, Start Your Own Business, and Live Happily Ever After
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 21, 2017 02:17 PM (v1g1+)

=================

You know, if every member of the Horde promised to just buy a hundred copies of my books each, I could retire...

Think about it...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 21, 2017 02:18 PM (mC1ZI)

520
One of my best bosses was a five foot tall out-and-proud dyke who did not give a fvck about anything other than job performance


But dykes try to emulate males don't they?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 21, 2017 02:18 PM (lKyWE)

521 The attack on reticence and modesty is part of erasing the boundary between the private and the public, that is, the elimination of any private space at all.

It accompanies the erasure of the distinction between the sacred and the profane, the individual and the collective.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 21, 2017 02:09 PM (hCoZK)


That is the endgame the Left have in mind for immanentizing the eschation: Destruction of the individual so that all that is left is a Borg-like collective.

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 21, 2017 02:18 PM (rUIbB)

522 >>>What can it be like knowing your friends are fapping off to pictures of your mother

Post a link and you'll find out!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 21, 2017 02:19 PM (WuWke)

523
Women who are being honest will readily admit
this. There's more drama, more cliquishness, more gossip, more
backbiting (not the good kind) and more overall emotionalism.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 21, 2017 02:13 PM (0mRoj)


Arrrrgh, the cliques drive me craaaaaaaazy. No, I do not want to go on a walk with you lot and listen to you bitch about things that no sane person thinks are worth bitching about omggggggg.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at March 21, 2017 02:19 PM (4df7R)

524 How long before used period panties find themselves being sold in Japanese vending machines?


Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 21, 2017 02:19 PM (hqZPQ)

525 Reuters:

Advertisers seek more control after unintended Breitbart spots

...
Breitbart News, once run by U.S. President Donald Trump's chief strategist Steve Bannon and popular with the alt-right, a loose grouping characterized by a rejection of mainstream politics that includes neo-Nazis and anti-Semites, has become a particular concern for some advertisers and the automated exchanges they work with.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 21, 2017 01:47 PM (4YGWz)



They forgot mass murderers and slave traders

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 21, 2017 02:19 PM (493sH)

526 Spicer on 14 yr old victim of immigrant rape* case. Not far from DC. Don't want it to happen anywhere but if it hits close to home of DC aristocrats, so be it.

* trifecta
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum


See report from last year about the daughter of a German politician who was r/m'rd. The politician doubled down on his support for open borders.

They are zealots of a murderous stripe and are willing to let anyone die as long as their religion remains unsullied.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 21, 2017 02:19 PM (4YGWz)

527 521 That is the endgame the Left have in mind for immanentizing the eschation: Destruction of the individual so that all that is left is a Borg-like collective.
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 21, 2017 02:18 PM (rUIbB)

=================

"Why won't you stop acting like individuals!?!?! Also, I'm a unique flower like no one else! As long as I think the exact same way, my friends will accept me for who I am!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 21, 2017 02:19 PM (mC1ZI)

528 Wow. NOT a millenial. Tail end of Gen-X. I would not have guessed that.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 21, 2017 02:20 PM (S2VsH)

529 Best friend is a 30+ year experienced plumber so I have learned. They all say flush-able, and this is true, they will go "round and down". However one tree root in the line is all it takes..


Someone had a story here about a married guy who called a plumber to unclog his line and it was full of condoms. Guy didn't use condoms.

This led to divorce.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 21, 2017 02:20 PM (gIRsn)

530 Women who are being honest will readily admit this. There's more drama, more cliquishness, more gossip, more backbiting (not the good kind) and more overall emotionalism.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 21, 2017 02:13 PM

This has been my experience at our office. One of the ladies is always on the outs with the others. They get really cruel at times.
The older ones are smart and stay out of the drama. The young ones are the worst.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 21, 2017 02:20 PM (u8Ywb)

531 http://washex.am/2nxJvzf
----
Army chief of staff warns:
Be careful about 'war' talk with Russia

Posted by: EVLINC! at March 21, 2017 02:20 PM (y3aQB)

532 I work with all women and all of them are great. As the only guy though, I play the game and let them badger me about doing typical guy stuff like leaving a mess in the break room, not listening to them, not following some procedure they have in place , etc. I also let them tell me to kill the bugs, move all the heavy stuff , etc.

You wouldn't think I was the manager.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 21, 2017 02:21 PM (Exd63)

533
Arrrrgh, the cliques drive me craaaaaaaazy. No, I do not want to go on a walk with you lot and listen to you bitch about things that no sane person thinks are worth bitching about omggggggg.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at March 21, 2017 02:19 PM (4df7R)
This has been my experience at our office. One of the ladies is always on the outs with the others. They get really cruel at times.
The older ones are smart and stay out of the drama. The young ones are the worst.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 21, 2017 02:20 PM (u8Ywb)

It's like high school, but with a paycheck.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 21, 2017 02:21 PM (0mRoj)

534 But dykes try to emulate males don't they?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 21, 2017 02:18 PM (lKyWE)

I think the one's with something to prove or who are guilt-ridden or who have issues.

This one had no interest in what anyone thought of her other than as an operator and manager. it was delightfully refreshing.

And this was 20 years ago. The arc of her career was up...up...up.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 21, 2017 02:21 PM (rF0hx)

535 Sounds like a real loon who needs some serious couch time. Keep your period panties to yourself....

But remember, Trump is the monster - a beast!

OT: Another loon, Maxine Waters tweeted today to Trump "Get ready for impeachment". Nice.

Posted by: Cheri at March 21, 2017 02:21 PM (oiNtH)

536
I'm your Uncle Sheldon and I welcome you to Barky's Holiday Camps!
The camps with the difference; never mind the weather!
When you come to Barky's, the holiday's forever!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 21, 2017 02:21 PM (v1g1+)

537 So,the FBI has been investigating Trump connections to Russia since July.July.

Posted by: steevy at March 21, 2017 02:21 PM (r/0kC)

538 oooh its the Spicer show!! I"m torn, since Mike Lee is now questioning Gorsuch.

Posted by: vivi at March 21, 2017 02:22 PM (11H2y)

539 So 'period panties' are just grrl-branded Depends?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 21, 2017 02:22 PM (oVJmc)

540 so are we not supposed to be free bleeders? i can't keep up.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl..spring training at March 21, 2017 02:22 PM (0O7c5)

541 OT:

I don't know what to make of this.

Roseanne Barr is on Twitter defending Trump.

As per Gateway Pundit.

/SMOD is imminent?

Posted by: shibumi at March 21, 2017 02:22 PM (FkAXz)

542 The older ones are smart and stay out of the drama. The young ones are the worst.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 21, 2017 02:20 PM (u8Ywb)

Truth.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 21, 2017 02:22 PM (wtvvX)

543 The attack on reticence and modesty is part of erasing the boundary
between the private and the public, that is, the elimination of any
private space at all.




Speaking of which, when you're in line at the grocery store, put down your damn cellphone and stop telling your bestie Ashley about your constipation and how you need to take a massive shit.


Looking at you, broad with the magenta streak in her hair and a Beyonce ring tone.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at March 21, 2017 02:22 PM (4df7R)

544 541 She is a saw strong Israel supporter I believe.

Posted by: steevy at March 21, 2017 02:23 PM (r/0kC)

545 Someone had a story here about a married guy who called a plumber to unclog his line and it was full of condoms. Guy didn't use condoms.
This led to divorce.
--------------------------------
Bad enough to be a cuckold.
But at your home AND clogging the sewer?

Posted by: Undocumented at March 21, 2017 02:23 PM (SsblQ)

546
Someone had a story here about a married guy who called a plumber to unclog his line and it was full of condoms. Guy didn't use condoms.


Did the plumber talk "southron" and was suspected of voting for Trump?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 21, 2017 02:24 PM (v1g1+)

547 It's like high school, but with a paycheck.



Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 21, 2017 02:21 PM (0mRoj)


One woman who worked in another section down the hall was the Odd Woman Out who didn't fit in with the established Office Clique (not MY office clique, but another one). She went from pretty cheerful to miserable.

She eventually committed suicide.
I don't think they cared.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at March 21, 2017 02:24 PM (4df7R)

548 Someone had a story here about a married guy who called a plumber to unclog his line and it was full of condoms. Guy didn't use condoms.
This led to divorce.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad


Could just as easily been a male jury nullifying homicide charge.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 21, 2017 02:25 PM (ZFUt7)

549 Want to bet, she freaked out that President Trump once, in a private conversation said 'Pussy'?

Posted by: Rodney Johnson at March 21, 2017 02:25 PM (u5Zh2)

550 One woman who worked in another section down the hall was the Odd Woman Out who didn't fit in with the established Office Clique (not MY office clique, but another one). She went from pretty cheerful to miserable.

She eventually committed suicide.
I don't think they cared.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at March 21, 2017 02:24 PM (4df7R)

That's horrible.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 21, 2017 02:25 PM (R7+kO)

551 537 So,the FBI has been investigating Trump connections to Russia since July.July.
Posted by: steevy at March 21, 2017 02:21 PM (r/0kC)

It's almost like they're desperately fishing for something and not coming up with the goods.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 21, 2017 02:25 PM (RD7QR)

552 537 So,the FBI has been investigating Trump connections to Russia since July.July.

Posted by: steevy at March 21, 2017 02:21 PM (r/0kC)

But no wiretaps, tracking, or surveillance like local cops do to thousands of nobodies in Podunk, Everystate on a daily basis.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 21, 2017 02:25 PM (/f1mm)

553 "Honey,why was our sewer pipe clogged with black Magnum condoms?"

Posted by: steevy at March 21, 2017 02:25 PM (r/0kC)

554 She could have gone with C.V.O. or C.E.Hole.





is this thing on?

Posted by: Lord Sir x at March 21, 2017 02:26 PM (nFwvY)

555 One woman who worked in another section down the hall was the Odd Woman Out who didn't fit in with the established Office Clique (not MY office clique, but another one). She went from pretty cheerful to miserable.

She eventually committed suicide.
I don't think they cared.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at March 21, 2017 02:24 PM (4df7R)

Jesus. That's horrible.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 21, 2017 02:26 PM (0mRoj)

556 A pox on the person or persons who decided to have car fuel pumps INSIDE the gas tank.

A fifteen minute job on my old Plymouth is a nasty, disgusting ordeal on the current vehicle.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 21, 2017 02:26 PM (oVJmc)

557 It's almost like they're desperately fishing for something and not coming up with the goods.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 21, 2017 02:25 PM (RD7QR)
----------------------------------
A wiretap or listening devices might have been helpful.

Posted by: Undocumented at March 21, 2017 02:26 PM (SsblQ)

558 "553 "Honey,why was our sewer pipe clogged with black Magnum condoms?"


Tee hee!

Posted by: Paolo at March 21, 2017 02:27 PM (OD2ni)

559 I like working with straight guys and lesbians. I don't like working with women or gay guys. Mostly. The latter group is stuck in 7th grade. Mostly. The former group is adult acting. Mostly.

Posted by: NCKate at March 21, 2017 02:27 PM (rFLqK)

560 I wish spicer would just get off the podium and bitch slap someone. Just to set the tone. I kinda wish Grosuch would do the same but he's too classy.

Posted by: vivi at March 21, 2017 02:27 PM (11H2y)

561 "A fifteen minute job on my old Plymouth is a nasty, disgusting ordeal on the current vehicle."

Don't try smoking to calm your nerves.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 21, 2017 02:27 PM (97XyN)

562 One woman who worked in another section down the hall was the Odd Woman Out who didn't fit in with the established Office Clique (not MY office clique, but another one). She went from pretty cheerful to miserable.

She eventually committed suicide.
I don't think they cared.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at March 21, 2017 02:24 PM (4df7R)




Good God, these people sound just rotten

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 21, 2017 02:28 PM (493sH)

563 So,the FBI has been investigating Trump connections to Russia since July.July.

Posted by: steevy at March 21, 2017 02:21 PM (r/0kC)


Watergate was child's play.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 21, 2017 02:28 PM (zc3Db)

564 That's horrible.



Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 21, 2017 02:25 PM (R7+kO)


Yeah. So when I say women in groups are exponentially worse than any individual woman, I speak from experience.
Also, a pack of 13 year old girls are the most ruthless, cruel creatures on the planet.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at March 21, 2017 02:28 PM (4df7R)

565 She eventually committed suicide.
I don't think they cared.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at March 21, 2017 02:24 PM (4df7R)

Don't project yourself onto them. They cared, but it's probably in a "mission accomplished" sort of way.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 21, 2017 02:28 PM (/f1mm)

566 So...my conclusion? Who the fvck knows.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 21, 2017 02:15 PM (rF0hx)



People are the worst.

My loathing of my last female boss was because she was awful but she was just a terrible, terrible human being to everyone.

Current work place has always been overwhelmingly female and we've never had a lot of problems since I've been here but I've heard stories of stuff that happened before and holy crap women are just petty, terrible bitches.

Also your comment made me think of this:


http://bit.ly/2nP7fvT

Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 21, 2017 02:29 PM (mf5HN)

567 So,the FBI has been investigating Trump connections to Russia since July.July.

And they STILL got nothin'. But it's the utter lack of any specific allegation that means they MUST investigate.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 21, 2017 02:29 PM (oVJmc)

568 564 Also, a pack of 13 year old girls are the most ruthless, cruel creatures on the planet.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at March 21, 2017 02:28 PM (4df7R)

=================

Mean Girls taught me that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 21, 2017 02:29 PM (mC1ZI)

569 I've worked in tech for a long time now, with a "surprisingly" "large" group of women.

Half of them were fine, just did their jobs, no problem. The other half are drama machines. If there was no work drama, they'd bring personal drama in or make drama up.

With male co-workers, the ratio was more like 80/20.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 21, 2017 02:29 PM (xJa6I)

570 A pox on the person or persons who decided to have car fuel pumps INSIDE the gas tank.

A fifteen minute job on my old Plymouth is a nasty, disgusting ordeal on the current vehicle.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles




Pumps and/or filters.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2017 02:29 PM (Uohrc)

571 She eventually committed suicide.
I don't think they cared.
--

Of course we cared!

Do you know how much work it is to hire and train someone new?

And we had to send flowers to the funeral. Do you think we have the petty cash for that kind of expense?

There was paperwork as well. Lots of paperwork.

Posted by: MWR's Jobs HR Departments at March 21, 2017 02:30 PM (FkAXz)

572 Hierarchy of who you want as a boss:

Straight man > Lesbian > Straight woman > Gay man

I denounce myself for such horrible dehumanizing over-generalizations, even if I mean every word of them.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 21, 2017 02:30 PM (S2VsH)

573 ***looks at clock***

I think it's time to get drunk. See you all tomorrow.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 21, 2017 02:30 PM (X6fMO)

574 Don't project yourself onto them. They cared, but it's probably in a "mission accomplished" sort of way.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 21, 2017 02:28 PM (/f1mm)


They certainly pretended to care when her family threatened to sue.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at March 21, 2017 02:30 PM (4df7R)

575
But no wiretaps, tracking, or surveillance like local cops do to thousands of nobodies in Podunk, Everystate on a daily basis.
Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 21, 2017 02:25 PM (/f1mm)


And the same clown who couldn't discern any criminal intent with a mountain of evidence in Clinton secret server case can tell us without doubt that Putin hates Hillary Clinton

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 21, 2017 02:30 PM (lKyWE)

576 This woman sounds like she has a personality disorder from the DSM. I pity the child she brings into the world.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 21, 2017 02:31 PM (fDdVG)

577 Yeah. So when I say women in groups are exponentially worse than any individual woman, I speak from experience.
Also, a pack of 13 year old girls are the most ruthless, cruel creatures on the planet.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at March 21, 2017 02:28 PM (4df7R)

No shit. They're starting earlier too.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 21, 2017 02:31 PM (0mRoj)

578 It's like high school, but with a paycheck.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 21, 2017 02:21 PM (0mRoj)
That's exactly what it's like.

The latest one the office manager told me about is one of the young ones didn't like her new office chair. It was different than the other girls new chairs. She tried to take the 45 year olds chair.
They fight over everything and everything has to be the same.

My office manager took her new chair back to Costco and gave her the shop guys old office chair.
It's the girls in their 20's that get really clique.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 21, 2017 02:31 PM (u8Ywb)

579 575 And the same clown who couldn't discern any criminal intent with a mountain of evidence in Clinton secret server case can tell us without doubt that Putin hates Hillary Clinton
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 21, 2017 02:30 PM (lKyWE)

==================

To be fair, it's most likely true that Putin hated Hillary. She did try to meddle in the Russian elections.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 21, 2017 02:31 PM (mC1ZI)

580 And the same clown who couldn't discern any criminal intent with a mountain of evidence in Clinton secret server case can tell us without doubt that Putin hates Hillary Clinton

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 21, 2017 02:30 PM (lKyWE)


Well, that's no big deal. Everyone hates Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 21, 2017 02:31 PM (zc3Db)

581 "This woman sounds like she has a personality disorder"

She certainly does.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 21, 2017 02:31 PM (97XyN)

582 580
Well, that's no big deal. Everyone hates Hillary Clinton.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 21, 2017 02:31 PM (zc3Db)

==================

"No! Everyone loves her! I'm the voice of a generation!"
-Lena Dunham

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 21, 2017 02:32 PM (mC1ZI)

583 I still haven't a clue exactly what the Russians supposedly did to influence or 'hack' the election much less whether it's true or not.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 21, 2017 02:32 PM (Exd63)

584

Hey guys! Just spotted Eric and Ivanka Trump at the lunch stop on top of Aspen mountain.

Posted by: Serious Cat at March 21, 2017 02:32 PM (eIcZW)

585 >>> Well, that story did happen, but it was for his state legislature seat in a part of Illinois that was barely populated. The presidential election of 1860? Shit tons of money everywhere.
......

Gobs of money funding presidential elections doesn't bug me a whole heck of a lot.

Personally I'd love to see senators limited to donors from their state, congress critters limited to their district, and absolutely all funding from parties banned entirely. I can't stress that last part enough. You want to drain the swamp? Stop making elected fucktards beholden to party "leadership". They can keep the labels and platforms but there is absolutely no justification for any national group or any party outside of a district to influence elections.

Make these fuckers actually go around with a tin cup to the people that they pretend to represent. I'm not naive. I know that, initially, the person that wins will have the support of the largest local businesses and rich folks. Fine. It's a much better start. Pissed off voters at least have a chance to deal with local folks.

If this ever happened, even assuming localized corruption, I'd bet voting and representation changes almost overnight and the party bullshit comes apart in a cycle or two.

Posted by: Damiano at March 21, 2017 02:32 PM (n3oGs)

586 --
-
A pox on the person or persons who decided to have car fuel pumps INSIDE the gas tank.



A fifteen minute job on my old Plymouth is a nasty, disgusting ordeal on the current vehicle.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 21, 2017 02:26 PM
------------

Indeed. As my dad used to say: "Whoever invented that, needs to have it rammed up his ass."

Posted by: irright at March 21, 2017 02:32 PM (vqzjE)

587
Half of them were fine, just did their jobs, no problem. The other half are drama machines. If there was no work drama, they'd bring personal drama in or make drama up.


With male co-workers, the ratio was more like 80/20.
--

Working with gay men is difficult. I work with one who is in the closet and completely normal (a Republican) and another who is more dramatic than a 12 year old girl on her first period.

BTW... he's like that EVERY SINGLE DAY.

I also work with a few straight men who make shit up because they're bored, just to "stir the pot."

/did I mention I don't like people?

Posted by: shibumi at March 21, 2017 02:32 PM (FkAXz)

588 504 Ugh. I'm almost 50 and had never, ever pondered the things women were doing when they removed their tampons in public restrooms.

Innocence lost. Thanks, Argwhal.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 21, 2017 02:14 PM (/f1mm)

I'm a woman and I "pondered" it as little as possible.

Most sensible women just deal with it without either making a massive fuss(unless they have a condition that makes periods painful) or acting like it's some beautiful, wonderful thing.

It's not. It's a biological fact. It's messy, can cause cramps and a bit of crankiness, but normally, you just buy yourself the necessary goods, practice good hygiene and get on with life. It doesn't incapacitate most of us, it's a minor, predictable inconvenience. It's also not something to go around glorifying and dwelling on.

Just stop it, you idiots. Just deal with it and stop with this stupid obsession with your lady bits and all their workings. If that's the most interesting thing going on with you, you're a dolt.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at March 21, 2017 02:32 PM (ZM2xo)

589 "No! Everyone loves her! I'm the voice of a degeneration!"
-Lena Dunham
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 21, 2017 02:32 PM (mC1ZI)

FTFY

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 21, 2017 02:32 PM (0mRoj)

590 They certainly pretended to care when her family threatened to sue.


Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Vaginassassin, aka Beth at March 21, 2017 02:30 PM

Sadly an empty threat. The only person who could give compelling testimony is dead.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 21, 2017 02:33 PM (S2VsH)

591 ATC - sounds like we worked for the same, horrible woman. Just a mean, vindictive bitch who took active enjoyment in intimidating and humiliating people. Thank God she retired. Amazes me how she was able to get away with what she did for so many years.

Posted by: Cheri at March 21, 2017 02:33 PM (oiNtH)

592 And hopefully she'll get to experience her wish of having an "orgasmic" birth.

Like Quagmire's mom?

https://youtu.be/s69ULBbuvhk

Posted by: V the K at March 21, 2017 02:33 PM (O7MnT)

593 583 I still haven't a clue exactly what the Russians supposedly did to influence or 'hack' the election much less whether it's true or not.
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 21, 2017 02:32 PM (Exd63)

===================

If they're the ones who "hacked" the DNC (*cough*guessed Podesta's password*cough*) and gave that to Wikileaks, their most likely motive would have been to weaken and piss off Hillary by showing the world how she was so weak that she couldn't win the primary without heavily tipping the scales.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 21, 2017 02:33 PM (mC1ZI)

594 http://bit.ly/2nxNmwd
----
Ex-DNC Official Worked With Bomb Maker To Investigate Trump

Posted by: EVLINC! at March 21, 2017 02:33 PM (y3aQB)

595 The IC tells us that Russian fingerprints are all over the DNC hacking.

You know, the same IC that Wikileaks just showed has the capacity to fake the 'fingerprints' from any other country's IC.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 21, 2017 02:34 PM (oVJmc)

596
Spicer done.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 21, 2017 02:34 PM (ZFUt7)

597 585
Gobs of money funding presidential elections doesn't bug me a whole heck of a lot.

Personally I'd love to see senators limited to donors from their state, congress critters limited to their district, and absolutely all funding from parties banned entirely. I can't stress that last part enough. You want to drain the swamp? Stop making elected fucktards beholden to party "leadership". They can keep the labels and platforms but there is absolutely no justification for any national group or any party outside of a district to influence elections.

Make these fuckers actually go around with a tin cup to the people that they pretend to represent. I'm not naive. I know that, initially, the person that wins will have the support of the largest local businesses and rich folks. Fine. It's a much better start. Pissed off voters at least have a chance to deal with local folks.

If this ever happened, even assuming localized corruption, I'd bet voting and representation changes almost overnight and the party bullshit comes apart in a cycle or two.
Posted by: Damiano at March 21, 2017 02:32 PM (n3oGs)

==================

I like it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 21, 2017 02:34 PM (mC1ZI)

598 Just stop it, you idiots. Just deal with it and stop with this stupid obsession with your lady bits and all their workings. If that's the most interesting thing going on with you, you're a dolt.

Posted by: Donna (ZM2xo)

Amen sister.

Posted by: Cheri at March 21, 2017 02:34 PM (oiNtH)

599 "Well, that's no big deal. Everyone hates Hillary Clinton."


I am sure she is very popular with the liquor store owners of Chappaqua.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 21, 2017 02:35 PM (OD2ni)

600 Most sensible women just deal with it without either making a massive fuss(unless they have a condition that makes periods painful) or acting like it's some beautiful, wonderful thing.

It's not. It's a biological fact. It's messy, can cause cramps and a bit of crankiness, but normally, you just buy yourself the necessary goods, practice good hygiene and get on with life. It doesn't incapacitate most of us, it's a minor, predictable inconvenience. It's also not something to go around glorifying and dwelling on.

Just stop it, you idiots. Just deal with it and stop with this stupid obsession with your lady bits and all their workings. If that's the most interesting thing going on with you, you're a dolt.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at March 21, 2017 02:32 PM (ZM2xo)

This is why 'ettes are the best.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 21, 2017 02:35 PM (0mRoj)

601 And this woman is married to a man? Sounds like she should just join the lesbians, but even they would have a problem with such an abusive nutcase of a boss.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 21, 2017 02:36 PM (fDdVG)

602 599 "Well, that's no big deal. Everyone hates Hillary Clinton."


I am sure she is very popular with the liquor store owners of Chappaqua.
Posted by: Benji Carver at March 21, 2017 02:35 PM (OD2ni)

====================

Are a liquor store's margins on bottom shelf spirits all that good?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 21, 2017 02:36 PM (mC1ZI)

603 She eventually committed suicide.
I don't think they cared.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at March 21, 2017 02:24 PM (4df7R)
That is just terrible.

When I catch my office girls excluding someone I lose my mind. I will get rid of them. I will not have our office atmosphere be a negative experience for anyone. I will not put up with that shit.

The guys have disagreements but they are over it in 5 minutes and don't hold grudges. Also, if the guys have a problem they call the other person out to their face.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 21, 2017 02:36 PM (u8Ywb)

604 572
Hierarchy of who you want as a boss:

Straight man > Lesbian > Straight woman > Gay man

I denounce myself for such horrible dehumanizing over-generalizations, even if I mean every word of them.


Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 21, 2017 02:30 PM (S2VsH)


It certainly varies, but in aggregate that's probably right. If your straight woman boss just cares about results, not about Grrrl powerrrr, then that's fine. I've had several bosses like that. I've also had a couple hapless straight male bosses who weren't worth the paper their resumes were printed on. Having never had a gay or lesbian boss I can't really speak to those, but I've had enough lesbian coworkers to know that they are a mixed bag.
My God. It's... it's almost like people are individuals who really CAN'T be generalized, and the ones who think for themselves rise above those generalizations, while the ones who buy into the hivemind groupthink of their identity group end up displaying all the worst aspects OF those generalizations!

Holy SHIT, where's Neil DeGrasse Tyson to regurgitate all of that into a meaningless 140 character popsci philosophical quote?!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at March 21, 2017 02:36 PM (4df7R)

605 I am starting to think the real reason we use to have social shaming was to stop others from damaging the world with their stupidity.

Posted by: Drew in MO at March 21, 2017 02:36 PM (cGlgB)

606 Most sensible women just deal with it without either
making a massive fuss(unless they have a condition that makes periods
painful) or acting like it's some beautiful, wonderful thing.



Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at March 21, 2017 02:32 PM (ZM2xo)


You mean it's not like planting a flag on top of Mt. Suribachi? I feel like I have been lied to.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2017 02:36 PM (GX63o)

607 Someone get Judge Gorsuch an airsickness bag.

Seriously? He's doing a great job, but I had to turn it off. What a group of assclowns.

Please Neil: Don't give into the righteous urge to stand up and say, "Fuck this shit! I'm out!"

Posted by: Shopgirl at March 21, 2017 02:37 PM (1aukS)

608 541 OT:

I don't know what to make of this.

Roseanne Barr is on Twitter defending Trump.


She's been doing so all along.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 21, 2017 02:37 PM (ul9CR)

609 This woman sounds like she has a personality disorder from the DSM. I pity the child she brings into the world.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke


At the rate things are going, someday the DSM will be skinnier than a Time Magazine.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 21, 2017 02:37 PM (ZFUt7)

610 Posted by: CaliGirl at March 21, 2017 02:36 PM (u8Ywb)

I missed your answer last night when I asked what sumpin' voire was. What does that mean?

Posted by: Country Boy at March 21, 2017 02:38 PM (Jcg9Q)

611
Just stop it, you idiots. Just deal with it and stop with this stupid obsession with your lady bits and all their workings. If that's the most interesting thing going on with you, you're a dolt.

Posted by: Donna (ZM2xo)


What if their pussy hats synched up with their lady parts?

"Is that ketchup coming out of your hea... eewwwwwww!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 21, 2017 02:38 PM (v1g1+)

612 Most workplace friction occurs when people disagree about something.

Posted by: Neal Tyson at March 21, 2017 02:38 PM (97XyN)

613 607 Someone get Judge Gorsuch an airsickness bag.

Seriously? He's doing a great job, but I had to turn it off. What a group of assclowns.

Please Neil: Don't give into the righteous urge to stand up and say, "Fuck this shit! I'm out!"
Posted by: Shopgirl at March 21, 2017 02:37 PM (1aukS)

==================

So...is this whole thing further evidence that Senate Democrats have no idea of what they're doing?

They still don't have a strategy?

Chuck Schumer is actually really bad at outlining tactics and guiding a caucus towards success?

Probably too early to tell, but I'm leaning towards: Holy Crap have the Democrats let themselves go.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 21, 2017 02:38 PM (mC1ZI)

614 This is why 'ettes are the best.
Posted by: Insomniac

True that

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 21, 2017 02:39 PM (xJa6I)

615 And this woman is married to a man? Sounds like she should just join the lesbians, but even they would have a problem with such an abusive nutcase of a boss.
---

"Man" should have had quotes around it, since he seems like one of those feminized soy drinking beta males that I kind of despise.

Posted by: shibumi at March 21, 2017 02:39 PM (FkAXz)

616 >>604
572
Hierarchy of who you want as a boss:
Straight man > Lesbian > Straight woman > Gay man
Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 21, 2017 02:30 PM (S2VsH)

Robot > straight man > self-employment

Posted by: General Zod at March 21, 2017 02:39 PM (Bdeb0)

617
Just stop it, you idiots. Just deal with it and stop with this
stupid obsession with your lady bits and all their workings. If that's
the most interesting thing going on with you, you're a dolt.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at March 21, 2017 02:32 PM (ZM2xo)




*High five!*


All these women who obsess over periods are idiots. "Free bleeding" isn't frowned upon because PATRIARCHY. It's frowned upon because frigging hygiene, you stupid bints. Don't believe me, then please allow me to "free piss" next to you at the Olive Garden salad bar. You have no right to complain, ladies. No right to complain. It's NATURAL.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at March 21, 2017 02:39 PM (4df7R)

618 The guys have disagreements but they are over it in 5 minutes and don't hold grudges. Also, if the guys have a problem they call the other person out to their face.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 21, 2017 02:36 PM (u8Ywb)

Yup. I actually had it out with a senior partner at a law firm once. It was behind closed doors, and while I remained civil I did not hold back. It was tense, but we got it done and over with, and he respected me more afterwards.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 21, 2017 02:39 PM (0mRoj)

619 Outlook appears to be hard down. fvcketty fvck fvck

Posted by: Under Fire at March 21, 2017 02:39 PM (X+rUO)

620 616 >>604
572
Hierarchy of who you want as a boss:
Straight man > Lesbian > Straight woman > Gay man
Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 21, 2017 02:30 PM (S2VsH)

Robot > straight man > self-employment
Posted by: General Zod at March 21, 2017 02:39 PM (Bdeb0)

====================

Cthulhu > Robot > straight man > self-employment

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 21, 2017 02:40 PM (mC1ZI)

621 The best bosses are old guys who are patient and know exactly what they are doing.

Posted by: Drew in MO at March 21, 2017 02:41 PM (cGlgB)

622 Posted by: Serious Cat at March 21, 2017 02:32 PM (eIcZW)

Did Ivanka like your haircut?

Posted by: kallisto at March 21, 2017 02:41 PM (nNdYv)

623 Posted by: Country Boy at March 21, 2017 02:38 PM (Jcg9Q)
It's when the attorneys question you in the jury box. You weren't picked I was curious if you were questioned what did you say to get out of jury duty?

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 21, 2017 02:41 PM (u8Ywb)

624 621 The best bosses are old guys who are patient and know exactly what they are doing.
Posted by: Drew in MO at March 21, 2017 02:41 PM (cGlgB)

This has been my experience.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 21, 2017 02:41 PM (0mRoj)

625
Scotch > bourbon > rum

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 21, 2017 02:41 PM (v1g1+)

626 Tell me less.

Sincerely,

Posted by: Everybody Else at March 21, 2017 02:41 PM (M5kLA)

627 572

Hierarchy of who you want as a boss:

Straight man > Lesbian > Straight woman > Gay man

Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 21, 2017 02:30 PM (S2VsH)



Robot > straight man > self-employment

Posted by: General Zod at March 21, 2017 02:39 PM (Bdeb0)



====================



Cthulhu > Robot > straight man > self-employment

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 21, 2017 02:40 PM (mC1ZI)



SMOD > the yawning void of empty space and the echo of a baby's cry

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at March 21, 2017 02:41 PM (4df7R)

628 This woman is all sorts of fucked up crazy. I don't care. It's just another symptom of the problem no one want to address.

The solution to all this shit is very, very simple: A JOB NOT AN ENTITLEMENT.

You're free to work wherever you want or nowhere at all. Don't like your boss? Quit. Don't like how things work? Start your own business and see if your way is better.

Get rid of 100% of all employment laws, regulations, and departments. Get rid of unions. Put the power back in the hands of people. Instead of demanding more and do less, if you're so fucking smart and irreplaceable- leave. Convince everyone to come work for you. Your supposed to be so skilled and so important that you don't need your boss, right? Go ahead. All of you march out, pool your money and start a business on your own and run it however you see fit.

No fight necessary.. See how that works out for you.

Posted by: Damiano at March 21, 2017 02:42 PM (n3oGs)

629 Most workplace friction occurs when people disagree about something.

----

Ben Roethlisberger-esque but w/o the caps.

Posted by: auscolpyr at March 21, 2017 02:42 PM (suO/a)

630 Outlook appears to be hard down. fvcketty fvck fvck




Like a fat kid on a see-saw.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2017 02:42 PM (Uohrc)

631 ATC - sounds like we worked for the same, horrible woman. Just a mean, vindictive bitch who took active enjoyment in intimidating and humiliating people. Thank God she retired. Amazes me how she was able to get away with what she did for so many years.
Posted by: Cheri at March 21, 2017 02:33 PM (oiNtH)



Old Firm was a family firm and thus I knew for a fact that the managing partner was the way she was because her mother was just a vile, terrible person.

Every so often they would hire on a new lawyer who was not a family member. Two of those were driven to substance abuse, another had a heart attack and the fourth one sued the hell out of them for breach of contract.

Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 21, 2017 02:42 PM (mf5HN)

632 625
Scotch > bourbon > rum
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 21, 2017 02:41 PM (v1g1+)

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Scotch > bourbon > Irish Whiskey > rum > vodka > gin

Any objections?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 21, 2017 02:42 PM (mC1ZI)

633 My God. It's... it's almost like people are individuals who really CAN'T be generalized, and the ones who think for themselves rise above those generalizations, while the ones who buy into the hivemind groupthink of their identity group end up displaying all the worst aspects OF those generalizations!

TL;DR Leftists are The Worst, and Leftists from In-Groups are Even Worse Than That.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at March 21, 2017 02:42 PM (9krrF)

634
So...is this whole thing further evidence that Senate Democrats have no idea of what they're doing?
--

Earlier Rush said that the Democrats had their minions write questions for Gorsuch, and that they really had no understanding of what they were asking or the response.

I wish Gorsuch would ask them to clarify the questions, just to watch them squirm.

Posted by: shibumi at March 21, 2017 02:42 PM (FkAXz)

635 car fuel pumps INSIDE the gas tank.

60 psi vs. 6 psi requires cooling would be my guess.
or we could go back to smog and 12 mpg.

Posted by: DaveA at March 21, 2017 02:43 PM (FhXTo)

636 I'm still dead. And, it's still a sorry world.

Posted by: zombie Tim Wilson at March 21, 2017 02:43 PM (V4Qfo)

637 633 My God. It's... it's almost like people are individuals who really CAN'T be generalized, and the ones who think for themselves rise above those generalizations, while the ones who buy into the hivemind groupthink of their identity group end up displaying all the worst aspects OF those generalizations!

TL;DR Leftists are The Worst, and Leftists from In-Groups are Even Worse Than That.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at March 21, 2017 02:42 PM (9krrF)

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...but not generally?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 21, 2017 02:43 PM (mC1ZI)

638 Most workplace friction occurs when people disagree about something.



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Ben Roethlisberger-esque but w/o the caps.

Posted by: auscolpyr at March 21, 2017 02:42 PM (suO/a)



IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I USUALLY COMMENT WITH UNNECESSARY EXPLANATIONS TYPED IN ALL CAPS.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 21, 2017 02:43 PM (4df7R)

639 Yup. I actually had it out with a senior partner at a law firm once. It was behind closed doors, and while I remained civil I did not hold back. It was tense, but we got it done and over with, and he respected me more afterwards.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 21, 2017 02:39 PM

That's been my experience at our office. The guys can get very heated, but then they are finished with the issue. And they are still friends.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 21, 2017 02:44 PM (u8Ywb)

640 634 Earlier Rush said that the Democrats had their minions write questions for Gorsuch, and that they really had no understanding of what they were asking or the response.

I wish Gorsuch would ask them to clarify the questions, just to watch them squirm.
Posted by: shibumi at March 21, 2017 02:42 PM (FkAXz)

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He seems too classy for that.

Cruz would have done that, though. And he'd have that shit eating grin on his face the whole time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 21, 2017 02:44 PM (mC1ZI)

641 TL;DR Leftists are The Worst, and Leftists from In-Groups are Even Worse Than That.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at March 21, 2017 02:42 PM (9krrF)




So say we all.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at March 21, 2017 02:44 PM (4df7R)

642 The IC tells us that Russian fingerprints are all over the DNC hacking.

You know, the same IC that Wikileaks just showed has the capacity to fake the 'fingerprints' from any other country's IC.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles


This needs to be carved on Mt. Rushmore -- '99.99% of democrats do not understand contemporary technology at all'. Some small percentage of the IC community understands it (but I have to shout now, so pardons) BUT IF THEY REALLY KNEW WHAT THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT THEY'D BE IN THE PRIVATE FUCKING SECTOR.

We're being gaslighted, by partisan bullshit artists.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 21, 2017 02:44 PM (ZFUt7)

643 Scotch > bourbon > Irish Whiskey > rum > vodka > gin

Any objections?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 21, 2017 02:42 PM (mC1ZI)
_________________________________________


Irish Whiskey > bourbon > rum > vodka > gin
> Scotch

Posted by: IP at March 21, 2017 02:44 PM (hUtue)

644
What will Colin K do about the Mean Girl NFL owners who are turning him away?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 21, 2017 02:45 PM (v1g1+)

645 Certifiable p-s-y-c-h-o brought to us by the leftist culture.

Posted by: Locke Common at March 21, 2017 02:45 PM (NjVbM)

646 643
Irish Whiskey > bourbon > rum > vodka > gin
> Scotch
Posted by: IP at March 21, 2017 02:44 PM (hUtue)

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Incorrect.

Scotch is delicious.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 21, 2017 02:45 PM (mC1ZI)

647
Self > Old guy > young guy


Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at March 21, 2017 02:45 PM (ArGlz)

648 Fuel pumps are in the tank in order to minimize leak paths. Connections mean leaks, and leaks mean fines. Thanks CARB. Anecdote - when the car companies do their test to prove there are no evaporative emissions, they make sure there's no washer fluid because the hydrocarbons in the fluid could trigger the sniffers. CARB in its infinite wisdom deems some hydrocarbons more equal than others.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 21, 2017 02:45 PM (Xl1Er)

649 Certifiable p-s-y-c-h-o brought to us by the leftist culture.
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I'm beginning to think everyone on the left has some sort of untreatable personality disorder. I really don't want to think that but good God, when you read stuff like the post above, that's really the only conclusion you can reach.


Posted by: shibumi at March 21, 2017 02:46 PM (FkAXz)

650 what a stupid time to be alive...

i'm fairly certain i lost a few IQ points just skimming Ace's poast.

i can't imagine what following the link to RTWT would do...

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 21, 2017 02:46 PM (sa7MA)

651 Gets more difficult every year to not work for a younger boss, though.

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at March 21, 2017 02:47 PM (ArGlz)

652 Yog Suggoth > Cthulhu > Robot > Zod's paternal grandfather > Steve Martin > Straight man > bourbon > Self-employment

Posted by: General Zod at March 21, 2017 02:47 PM (Bdeb0)

653 That's been my experience at our office. The guys can get very heated, but then they are finished with the issue. And they are still friends.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 21, 2017 02:44 PM (u8Ywb)

Yep. Afterward, he actually came down to my office, apologized to me, and said it really took some balls to stand up to him. I was floored. Things did get better after that.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 21, 2017 02:47 PM (0mRoj)

654 Most workplace friction occurs when people disagree about something


*puffs pipe thoughtfully*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 21, 2017 02:47 PM (JZdsf)

655 Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 21, 2017 02:42 PM

The Irish Whiskey goes above the bourbon (stop buying Jameson, dude), and the rum should really be last. Other than that, we're good.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 21, 2017 02:47 PM (S2VsH)

656 514 One of my best bosses was a five foot tall out-and-proud dyke who did not give a fvck about anything other than job performance. Admittedly, the photo of her girlfriend on her desk was cool....the GF was an absolute knockout.

One of my worst bosses was a typical corporate drone who happened to be a woman. She stank for reasons other than her sex.

So...my conclusion? Who the fvck knows.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 21, 2017 02:15 PM (rF0hx)
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So she had bad hygiene is what you're saying?

Posted by: Independent George at March 21, 2017 02:48 PM (BDZWU)

657 Self > Old guy > young guy
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Yep. I'd agree with this one.

Posted by: shibumi at March 21, 2017 02:48 PM (FkAXz)

658 655 Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 21, 2017 02:42 PM

The Irish Whiskey goes above the bourbon (stop buying Jameson, dude), and the rum should really be last. Other than that, we're good.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 21, 2017 02:47 PM (S2VsH)

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Jameson is okay, but I know it gets a lot better. The mini bottle I had of Michael Collins this weekend was kind of delicious.

I just like the taste of bourbon more.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 21, 2017 02:48 PM (mC1ZI)

659 655 Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 21, 2017 02:42 PM

The Irish Whiskey goes above the bourbon (stop buying Jameson, dude), and the rum should really be last. Other than that, we're good.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 21, 2017 02:47 PM (S2VsH)

Gin is at the bottom. It's the Kaboom of liquors.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 21, 2017 02:48 PM (0mRoj)

660 I'll drink anything that comes out of a black barrel.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at March 21, 2017 02:48 PM (JZdsf)

661 Scotch is delicious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
_______________________


I've been told that for 25 years and just have never found one I cared for more than an Irish or a Bourbon.

Posted by: IP at March 21, 2017 02:49 PM (hUtue)

662 659
Gin is at the bottom. It's the Kaboom of liquors.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 21, 2017 02:48 PM (0mRoj)

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Although, I love it in a Churchill martini.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 21, 2017 02:49 PM (mC1ZI)

663 I don't have a hierarchy of who I want as a boss. I've had supervisors who were bad and some who were good-It was not connected to their gender. I've also not been involved with gossipy cliques-not really-unless you count people at the church, but that was a church in incredible conflict and who came after my kid. You come after my kid- with accusations I think are false-you get tiger mom.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 21, 2017 02:49 PM (fDdVG)

664 661
I've been told that for 25 years and just have never found one I cared for more than an Irish or a Bourbon.

Posted by: IP at March 21, 2017 02:49 PM (hUtue)

=================

I'm sorry that you were born with defective taste buds.

My sympathies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 21, 2017 02:49 PM (mC1ZI)

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 21, 2017 02:50 PM (0mRoj)

666 At lunch I watched the Gorsuch hearing once it resumed and could stand about five minutes of Dick Durbin shaking his hands in unison and asking Gorsuch,

"What about LGBT...uh, What about LGBT's.?"

Gorsuch reached over and flipped a pen over or something. I imagined he was fantasizing it was a poison dart he could shoot across into Durbins' neck.

He responded "They're human beings. I treat every individual as that, and don't put labels on them that they are this or that group".

Posted by: Jen at March 21, 2017 02:50 PM (9z842)

667 I picked up a bottle of Evan Williams bourbon over the weekend. It was on sale, and I had a coupon. Best bourbon I've ever had for less than $8.

Posted by: josephistan at March 21, 2017 02:50 PM (7HtZB)

668 Dammit! I'm only the neighbor of The Beast!

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 21, 2017 02:51 PM (0mRoj)

669 I've been told that for 25 years and just have never found one I cared for more than an Irish or a Bourbon.




18 yr old Macallan.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2017 02:51 PM (Uohrc)

670 661
Scotch is delicious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
_______________________


I've been told that for 25 years and just have never found one I cared for more than an Irish or a Bourbon.



Posted by: IP at March 21, 2017 02:49 PM (hUtue)

Scotch, Bourbon, Whiskey -- Its all good.
Nothing like sitting at a roof top bar in Times Square on a summer evening sipping 12 yr old Irish Whiskey (RedBreast) and smoking a cigar.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 21, 2017 02:51 PM (jxbfJ)

671 US women's hockey team boycotting championship,demanding equal pay.Nobody cares girls,you don't get equal pay because nobody fucking cares.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/260422/

Posted by: steevy at March 21, 2017 02:51 PM (r/0kC)

672 "Gin is at the bottom. It's the Kaboom of liquors.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 21, 2017 02:48 PM (0mRoj) "

Spoken like a man who's never had a good gin.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 21, 2017 02:51 PM (oZ6kz)

673 Damn she got a big head.

Posted by: Golfman at March 21, 2017 01:16 PM (R+PSz)
............

Hawt.

Posted by: Jim Webb at March 21, 2017 02:51 PM (HgMAr)

674 667 I picked up a bottle of Evan Williams bourbon over the weekend. It was on sale, and I had a coupon. Best bourbon I've ever had for less than $8.
Posted by: josephistan at March 21, 2017 02:50 PM (7HtZB)

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My wife hates bourbon (her favorite is Irish whiskey followed by scotch), so I don't buy it very often. Outside of a mini bottle, I've never had Evan Williams.

I've heard the green stuff is really good, especially for the price point.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 21, 2017 02:51 PM (mC1ZI)

675 And why, exactly, are periods "valued?" Because regular ones are an indication that your lady bits are in proper working order - that you are FERTILE. Women who rarely get them aren't ovulating regularly and might have problems getting pregnant.

It's so weird that they've fetishized the workings of the female reproductive system, while ignoring that that system is entirely geared toward carrying and having babies. That's the point of all that plumbing, womyns. It's not so you can worship and adore your own leaks and spills.

To glorify periods while hating fertility and babies - that's the feminist way!

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at March 21, 2017 02:51 PM (ZM2xo)

676 672 "Gin is at the bottom. It's the Kaboom of liquors.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 21, 2017 02:48 PM (0mRoj) "

Spoken like a man who's never had a good gin.
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 21, 2017 02:51 PM (oZ6kz)

I've tried the top-shelf, small-batch, artisanal, whatever. It's all Pine-sol to me.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 21, 2017 02:52 PM (0mRoj)

677 I'm sorry that you were born with defective taste buds.


My sympathies.




Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 21, 2017 02:49 PM (mC1ZI)
___________________________________________

To be clear, I'll never turn it down or quit trying to find one I do like, but that might be an Irish thing...

Posted by: IP at March 21, 2017 02:53 PM (hUtue)

678 Pretty sure a Churchill martini, as per the quotation, is straight gin while looking at a bottle of vermouth.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 21, 2017 02:53 PM (oZ6kz)

679 The potent potable wars make crossbow vs longbow look like childs play.

Posted by: steevy at March 21, 2017 02:53 PM (r/0kC)

680 678 Pretty sure a Churchill martini, as per the quotation, is straight gin while looking at a bottle of vermouth.
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 21, 2017 02:53 PM (oZ6kz)

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*Unopened* bottle of vermouth.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 21, 2017 02:53 PM (mC1ZI)

681 Posted by: Country Boy at March 21, 2017 02:38 PM (Jcg9Q)
It's when the attorneys question you in the jury box. You weren't picked I was curious if you were questioned what did you say to get out of jury duty?

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 21, 2017 02:41 PM (u8Ywb)

I ended up not having to say a thing.

After both sides asked a few general questions to the entire group (51 of us, none in the jury box), when we came back the jurors picked were basically the first 12 numerically that weren't disqualified for some reason.

I was #51, last of the group, so they didn't get that far. Those 12 were put in the jury box, and the rest of us were sent packing.

Posted by: Country Boy at March 21, 2017 02:54 PM (Jcg9Q)

682 I picked up a bottle of Evan Williams bourbon over the weekend. It was on sale, and I had a coupon. Best bourbon I've ever had for less than $8.


I like Ten High. It's so cheap they aren't allowed to call it bourbon. It just says "Liquor Product" on the label.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 21, 2017 02:54 PM (JZdsf)

683 679 The potent potable wars make crossbow vs longbow look like childs play.
Posted by: steevy at March 21, 2017 02:53 PM (r/0kC)

*arms ballista*

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 21, 2017 02:54 PM (0mRoj)

684 666 At lunch I watched the Gorsuch hearing once it resumed and could stand about five minutes of Dick Durbin shaking his hands in unison and asking Gorsuch,

"What about LGBT...uh, What about LGBT's.?"

Gorsuch reached over and flipped a pen over or something. I imagined he was fantasizing it was a poison dart he could shoot across into Durbins' neck.

He responded "They're human beings. I treat every individual as that, and don't put labels on them that they are this or that group".
Posted by: Jen at March 21, 2017 02:50 PM (9z842)
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Went back to watch the Durbin section. Gorsuch embarrassed Durbin several times. I smiled.

Posted by: WisRich at March 21, 2017 02:54 PM (hdpay)

685 18 yr old Macallan.

Posted by: rickb223


13 year old American.

Posted by: Roman Poleanski at March 21, 2017 02:54 PM (ZFUt7)

686 It's all Pine-sol to me.
__________________________


AMEN!

Posted by: IP at March 21, 2017 02:54 PM (hUtue)

687 Tis thread is starting to smell like Ms. Klobuchar's period pants.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 21, 2017 02:54 PM (X+rUO)

688 Rum needs to be at the bottom. It truly is the Ripple or Thunderbird of liquors.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 21, 2017 02:55 PM (S2VsH)

689 663 I don't have a hierarchy of who I want as a boss. I've had supervisors who were bad and some who were good-It was not connected to their gender. I've also not been involved with gossipy cliques-not really-unless you count people at the church, but that was a church in incredible conflict and who came after my kid. You come after my kid- with accusations I think are false-you get tiger mom.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 21, 2017 02:49 PM (fDd

I watch all this going on as an owner. I don't want anyone to be miserable at work.

These young girls just get very cliquey. I imagine some of it is they are doing different jobs. They probably fight because of that dynamic.

You know, the day shift is terrible/night shift has to pick up the slack.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 21, 2017 02:55 PM (u8Ywb)

690 684 Went back to watch the Durbin section. Gorsuch embarrassed Durbin several times. I smiled.
Posted by: WisRich at March 21, 2017 02:54 PM (hdpay)

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Hot Air had a post about Gorsuch embarrassing Feinstein.

Looked rather glorious.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 21, 2017 02:55 PM (mC1ZI)

691 672 "Gin is at the bottom. It's the Kaboom of liquors.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 21, 2017 02:48 PM (0mRoj) "

This scene came to mind:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRzesfc0AMs

Posted by: Independent George at March 21, 2017 02:55 PM (BDZWU)

692 What about period-soaking men's underwear for gals who are transitioning but are pre-op this is so racist I'm gonna scream

Posted by: "Normal" Leftwinger at March 21, 2017 02:55 PM (qYCgM)

693 18 yr old Macallan.

Posted by: rickb223

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My dad bought me a shot of that in Atlanta.

It was amazing.

Too bad the damn thing is $200 a bottle.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 21, 2017 02:56 PM (mC1ZI)

694 Did he really say "what about LBGT's?"

What a maroon.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 21, 2017 02:56 PM (97XyN)

695
My worst boss, bar none, was a guy about the same age as me who was obviously and transparently in things for no one but himself. Two years of that prick. Ironically, he was Mrs. Krebs' boss immediately prior to becoming my boss.

I learned of the switch at a business conference in New Orleans where most of the guy's then current group was in attendance, too. I endured many hoots of derision that evening, I can tell you.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 21, 2017 02:56 PM (v1g1+)

696 684
666 At lunch I watched the Gorsuch hearing once it resumed and could
stand about five minutes of Dick Durbin shaking his hands in unison and
asking Gorsuch,



"What about LGBT...uh, What about LGBT's.?"



Gorsuch reached over and flipped a pen over or something. I imagined
he was fantasizing it was a poison dart he could shoot across into
Durbins' neck.



He responded "They're human beings. I treat every individual as
that, and don't put labels on them that they are this or that group".

Posted by: Jen at March 21, 2017 02:50 PM (9z842)

-----

Went back to watch the Durbin section. Gorsuch embarrassed Durbin several times. I smiled.

Posted by: WisRich at March 21, 2017 02:54 PM (hdpay)

Kind of like getting into a battle of wits with an unarmed man, isn't it?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 21, 2017 02:56 PM (jxbfJ)

697 >>lady bits...weird...fetishized...worship and adore...leaks and spills.
Your newsletter. You will deliver it to Zod.

Posted by: General Zod at March 21, 2017 02:56 PM (Bdeb0)

698 Insomniac - De gustibus non est disputandum and all that. But I hear a lot of people say that - 'gin tastes like a Christmas tree!' - and I don't even feel like I'm from the same planet as these people.

You can have my Monkey 47 when you pry it from my cold pickled hands.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 21, 2017 02:56 PM (oZ6kz)

699 My dad bought me a shot of that in Atlanta.

It was amazing.

Too bad the damn thing is $200 a bottle.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison



Yep. Truly does taste like candy.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2017 02:56 PM (Uohrc)

700 Life is too short to concern yourself with the price of good liquor.

Posted by: IP at March 21, 2017 02:57 PM (hUtue)

701 I don't know who this lady is, but I don't think she understands the words that are coming out of Gorsuch's mouth.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at March 21, 2017 02:57 PM (FqgrG)

702 688 Rum needs to be at the bottom. It truly is the Ripple or Thunderbird of liquors.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 21, 2017 02:55 PM (S2VsH)

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Rum that's been aging for 20 years and costs about $40 a bottle is well worth it.

Very sweet, but interesting.

I'd recommend trying Dictador.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 21, 2017 02:57 PM (mC1ZI)

703 Who needs period-soaking underwear when (1) you wear adult diapers and (2) you don't get periods no more? Amiright?

Posted by: Hillary 3.0 Clinton at March 21, 2017 02:57 PM (qYCgM)

704 699
Yep. Truly does taste like candy.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2017 02:56 PM (Uohrc)

=================

I might ask for a bottle from him for my birthday.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 21, 2017 02:58 PM (mC1ZI)

705 >>> My God. It's... it's almost like people are individuals who really CAN'T be generalized, and the ones who think for themselves rise above those generalizations, while the ones who buy into the hivemind groupthink of their identity group end up displaying all the worst aspects OF those generalizations!
.......

Well, it used to be like that. The world has moved on.

We now live in a world we're new forms of segregation spring up along with a prepackaged set of grievances. Give a a few more years and it will come down to everyone at war with everyone else. Heck, we're already there at stores. Go ahead. Try to get that last TV on sale after Thanksgiving and see if you live in a civilized community.

Oh, that part about people rising up? Yeah, that is no longer permitted. Go ahead. Try to create something. Try to challenge stupid ideas. Try to do something different than all the "smart" people. First, all that is pretty much illegal anymore. Sure, you might have a great, innovative idea that can change the world but unless you have gone through all the "right" schools, obtained the "right" certifications (and had all your "false notions" educated out of you), and paid the govement for the right licenses and abide by all the rules (that explicitly prohibit you from doing anything differently)... if you actually manage to do it, they will all come for you and tear you down.

Ability and thought will is no longer admired. It's no longer even tolerated. You will conform to the lowest common denominator, surrender to the common good, and fork over anything you have a debt to those who lack any ability or thought or you will be prosecuted and shunned.

Posted by: Damiano at March 21, 2017 02:58 PM (n3oGs)

706 Rum needs to be at the bottom.
----------------------------
Most efficient way to ruin coke. (the beverage)
======================

Did he really say "what about LBGT's?"
----------------------------
Unless I merely imagined it, after a brief pause he appended 'Q'

Posted by: RioBravo at March 21, 2017 02:58 PM (SsblQ)

707 Who needs period-soaking underwear when (1) you wear adult diapers and (2) you don't get periods no more? Amiright?
Posted by: Hillary 3.0 Clinton at March 21, 2017 02:57 PM (qYCgM)



Oh Lord, look what just stumbled out of the woods.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 21, 2017 02:58 PM (JZdsf)

708
He responded "They're human beings. I treat every individual as that, and don't put labels on them that they are this or that group".
Posted by: Jen at March 21, 2017 02:50 PM (9z842)



Treating individuals as individuals? No, that will never work.

Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 21, 2017 02:59 PM (mf5HN)

709 You can have my Monkey 47 when you pry it from my cold pickled hands.
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 21, 2017 02:56 PM (oZ6kz)

OK then. I wouldn't dream of stopping you from gripping your monkey.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 21, 2017 02:59 PM (0mRoj)

710 Posted by: Country Boy at March 21, 2017 02:54 PM (Jcg9Q)
I just like to hear what other people say that gets them kicked off the jury.
I was excused by the defense for being pro law enforcement and I said I was shocked to hear about the case being a gang case. The defense asked me why and I'm sure I visibly recoiled and said I have no experience with anyone in a gang.

I did not want to be on the jury for a gang attempted murder.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 21, 2017 02:59 PM (u8Ywb)

711 Yeah, the huge price upswing isn't quite worth it for Macallan 18 - Macallan 15 is so much cheaper. But it's good for a premium gift.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 21, 2017 02:59 PM (oZ6kz)

712 OFF TOPIC

lately when I go to open a new browser a login.srf file (zero bytes) gets downloaded. WTH is that?

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 21, 2017 03:00 PM (Om16U)

713 Just turned on the Gorsuch hearing when Lee was questioning.
He (Gorsuch) is schooling Klobuchar now.

I may have a bigger man-crush on this guy than I do on Spicer....


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, still loving the Cubs, even though they are WINNERS! at March 21, 2017 03:00 PM (8iiMU)

714 711 Yeah, the huge price upswing isn't quite worth it for Macallan 18 - Macallan 15 is so much cheaper. But it's good for a premium gift.
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 21, 2017 02:59 PM (oZ6kz)

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I've never had the 15, but I've had both the 18 and the 12.

The 18 is just miles better than the 12, and I really like the 12.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 21, 2017 03:00 PM (mC1ZI)

715 DRUDGE: Your Garmin or Tom Tom is making you stoopid

Posted by: Under Fire at March 21, 2017 03:00 PM (X+rUO)

716 "OK then. I wouldn't dream of stopping you from gripping your monkey.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 21, 2017 02:59 PM (0mRoj) "

Even on the internet I wouldn't claim that as 47.

https://www.thewhiskyexchange.com/p/14553/monkey-47-schwarzwald-dry-gin

Best gin on the planet. Anyway who disagrees is an alien or a communist.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 21, 2017 03:00 PM (oZ6kz)

717 Rum that's been aging for 20 years and costs about $40 a bottle is well worth it.

Very sweet, but interesting.

I'd recommend trying Dictador.




Sebastian's on the Beach
Little Apple Bay, West End, Tortolla
Dark Rum - Made for them.
Room temp - so smooth going down.....

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2017 03:00 PM (Uohrc)

718 Oh, I had a finely aged rum in Barbados at Mount Gay (the oldest rum-maker in the New World). Interesting? Perhaps. Really gets the flavor of the wood barrels more than you'd expect. But it's still sickly sweet rum, a liquor made from pure cane sugar and molasses (but I repeat myself), when you get down to it.

Rum is "get drunk to puke" liquor (like tequila), and deserves no place on a list with vodka, scotch, bourbon, etc...

Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 21, 2017 03:00 PM (S2VsH)

719 Klobucher: Chevron shuffle. We Dem's like unaccountable bureaucrats!

Posted by: WisRich at March 21, 2017 03:01 PM (hdpay)

720 I read this post while eating lunch and that was a bad idea.

Posted by: IC at March 21, 2017 03:01 PM (a0IVu)

721 720 I read this post while eating lunch and that was a bad idea.
Posted by: IC at March 21, 2017 03:01 PM (a0IVu)

Hopefully no marinara or ketchup were involved.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 21, 2017 03:02 PM (0mRoj)

722 718 Oh, I had a finely aged rum in Barbados at Mount Gay (the oldest rum-maker in the New World). Interesting? Perhaps. Really gets the flavor of the wood barrels more than you'd expect. But it's still sickly sweet rum, a liquor made from pure cane sugar and molasses (but I repeat myself), when you get down to it.

Rum is "get drunk to puke" liquor (like tequila), and deserves no place on a list with vodka, scotch, bourbon, etc...
Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 21, 2017 03:00 PM (S2VsH)

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I think that it's something to appreciate in the same way as scotch.

I'll never say it's anywhere as good as any of the whiskeys, though. It's just a different class of spirit.

Anyone have experience with Japanese whiskeys? I've never tried any of it, and I have no idea where to start.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 21, 2017 03:02 PM (mC1ZI)

723 JIMMY, WE'RE OUT OF PANCAKE MIX AGAIN!!!

*brrrraaaappp*

Posted by: Barbra Streisand at March 21, 2017 03:02 PM (JZdsf)

724 "the girl that plays the irritable bowel"

...and violinists crack jokes about violists.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 21, 2017 01:43 PM (97XyN)

She had to play the irritable bowel because the swynet player's union is a closed shop.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2017 03:02 PM (WDdjT)

725
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 21, 2017 03:00 PM (Om16U)


You can discern a topic here when we're over 700 comments into a thread?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 21, 2017 03:02 PM (v1g1+)

726 12 is also quite good for its price point. They all have different flavor profiles, so it's not like you're necessarily 'upgrading.'

18 is just hard to justify splurging on - if I'm going to drop 200+, I might want to try something esoteric, or just really break the bank and get a 21 year.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 21, 2017 03:03 PM (oZ6kz)

727 725
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 21, 2017 03:00 PM (Om16U)

You can discern a topic here when we're over 700 comments into a thread?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 21, 2017 03:02 PM (v1g1+)

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We ARE a very focused bunch.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 21, 2017 03:03 PM (mC1ZI)

728 lately when I go to open a new browser a login.srf file (zero bytes) gets downloaded. WTH is that?
Posted by: @votermom


Sounds like a Microsoft Live mail account log-in thing trying to start.

Go to your Live mail account (if you have one ) and unselect the 'stay logged in' option if you can find it.

Barring that, make sure you've signed out of all logins and re-install your browser.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 21, 2017 03:03 PM (4YGWz)

729 I've never had the 15, but I've had both the 18 and the 12.

The 18 is just miles better than the 12, and I really like the 12.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 21, 2017 03:00 PM (mC1ZI)

My son orders macallen when we go out to dinner. I can't drink it. I'll stick to wine.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 21, 2017 03:03 PM (u8Ywb)

730 726
18 is just hard to justify splurging on - if I'm going to drop 200+, I might want to try something esoteric, or just really break the bank and get a 21 year.
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 21, 2017 03:03 PM (oZ6kz)

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Exactly why I'll never buy it myself. However, it's broadly available enough that my dad should be able to find a bottle in Blacksburg to bring down here.

I'd happily take it as a gift.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 21, 2017 03:04 PM (mC1ZI)

731 nood (old nipples)

let's see how long it lasts.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 21, 2017 03:04 PM (raBhU)

732 Life is too short to concern yourself with the price of good liquor.

Posted by: IP


Which is why Val-U-Rite™ is the booze of choice here.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at March 21, 2017 03:04 PM (9krrF)

733 729 My son orders macallen when we go out to dinner. I can't drink it. I'll stick to wine.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 21, 2017 03:03 PM (u8Ywb)

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Once you get into whiskeys,...it's just heaven.

I think wine is generally rather bland in comparison now. Probably because we buy cheap, but still.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 21, 2017 03:05 PM (mC1ZI)

734
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 21, 2017 03:03 PM (4YGWz)

Thanks.

I don't have a MS live account afaik.

Restarted my browser, let's see if that fixes it.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 21, 2017 03:05 PM (Om16U)

735 I just like to hear what other people say that gets them kicked off the jury.
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Not selected?
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1. During selection for child molestation case, prosecutor asked if I believed a child would lie in court. Answered that I know that children had in other cases.

2. In a child custody/court order violation related case I didn't say anything but did laugh at the defense attorney. (That is probably NOT a particularly good idea)

Posted by: RioBravo at March 21, 2017 03:05 PM (SsblQ)

736 732 Which is why Val-U-Rite is the booze of choice here.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at March 21, 2017 03:04 PM (9krrF)

================

No Costco and Kirkland's?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 21, 2017 03:05 PM (mC1ZI)

737 I don't give yes or nor answers to complex issues bitch.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at March 21, 2017 03:06 PM (FqgrG)

738 What's old is NOOD again.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 21, 2017 03:06 PM (JZdsf)

739 The Japanese make some good stuff, but I've only ever had a few distilleries - namely Suntory and their Yamazaki and Hibiki brands.

Of those, I prefer Yamazaki - their 12 year is a similar price point to the big Scottish distilleries.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 21, 2017 03:06 PM (oZ6kz)

740 After Frau Klobuchar is done Cruz is up and the clown car crackup happens with Franken.

Posted by: WisRich at March 21, 2017 03:06 PM (hdpay)

741 This is really fucking stupid and an absurd waste of time.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at March 21, 2017 03:07 PM (FqgrG)

742 Did he really say "what about LBGT's?"

What a maroon.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 21, 2017 02:56 PM (97XyN)

yes, and he couldn't remember all the letters , so Dickie is going to be in trouble with the snowflake victims he left off his question. Which wasn't even a question. What about LGBT's doesn't even include the usual premise of LGBT's having been horribly discriminated against by the evil right as part of whatever accusatory question designed to trap the interviewee into admitting they are a bigoted hater.

Posted by: Jen at March 21, 2017 03:07 PM (9z842)

743 739 The Japanese make some good stuff, but I've only ever had a few distilleries - namely Suntory and their Yamazaki and Hibiki brands.

Of those, I prefer Yamazaki - their 12 year is a similar price point to the big Scottish distilleries.
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 21, 2017 03:06 PM (oZ6kz)

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Good to know. Thanks!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 21, 2017 03:07 PM (mC1ZI)

744 Posted by: Country Boy at March 21, 2017 02:54 PM (Jcg9Q)
I just like to hear what other people say that gets them kicked off the jury.
I was excused by the defense for being pro law enforcement and I said I was shocked to hear about the case being a gang case. The defense asked me why and I'm sure I visibly recoiled and said I have no experience with anyone in a gang.

I did not want to be on the jury for a gang attempted murder.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 21, 2017 02:59 PM (u8Ywb)

Only "odd" thing I heard was Juror #1 saying she couldn't pass judgment on anyone because of her religious beliefs. Never did find out what "religion" that was though.

Defense lawyer #1 did something interesting. He asked, when we came in initially, if anyone saw the defendents and wondered what they "did."

A few hands went up, and he picked one and asked her if she realized that by "did" she was already prejudging the defendant in a way. He then thanked her for her honesty.

Other than that, pretty boring.

Posted by: Country Boy at March 21, 2017 03:07 PM (Jcg9Q)

745
To be fair, it's most likely true that Putin hated Hillary. She did try to meddle in the Russian elections.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 21, 2017 02:31 PM (mC1ZI)


PeronallyI don't think he hates her for that, he beat her after all.If he hates her at all it's because he finds her to be a cheap low life grifter who'll sell out her own country for thirty pieces of silver.Which is exactly why he probably wanted her to become president

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 21, 2017 03:08 PM (lKyWE)

746 I just like to hear what other people say that gets them kicked off the jury.
------
Not selected?
-----------------------------------------------
1. During selection for child molestation case, prosecutor asked if I believed a child would lie in court. Answered that I know that children had in other cases.

2. In a child custody/court order violation related case I didn't say anything but did laugh at the defense attorney. (That is probably NOT a particularly good idea)
Posted by: RioBravo at March 21, 2017 03:05 PM (SsblQ)

A friend of ours was asked during jury selection if he approved of hitting children with a frying pan.
He answered "it depends on what they did".

He was dismissed.

Posted by: Jen at March 21, 2017 03:09 PM (9z842)

747 Buying cheap wine will never endear you to it. I'm not saying every bottle must break the bank, but the gulf in taste between indifferently made shit-wine and a fine bottle is monstrous.

My favorite wine is Stags Leap Wine Cellars SLV. It's a cab that flows over your tounge like silk, and has no one iota of bitterness afterwards. It's heaven in a glass. At $120 a bottle, it better be!

Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 21, 2017 03:09 PM (S2VsH)

748 >>> BUT IF THEY REALLY KNEW WHAT THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT THEY'D BE IN THE PRIVATE FUCKING SECTOR.
.......

This is not new. Older than the United States,in fact.

Two words: citizen legislators

Notice that qualifications for elected office written in the Constitution are minimal and vague almost to the point of non existence. Note also that political parties and the associated processes and rules they have imposed appear nowhere in the Constitution.

You know, we could actually go back to follow that... or keep going with this whole career politician, selected by (and beholden exclusively to) one of two national parties, and electing people because of their family lineage thing.

I mean, that was the whole idea of fighting a revolution and the getting rid of monarchy, right? So we can completely ignore the bit about "no titles", start just giving people offices because the inherited them or are next in line in their family succession order, and filling in the blanks with approved lords of a centralized body, right?

Posted by: Damiano at March 21, 2017 03:11 PM (n3oGs)

749 Or if you're tuning in Tokyo. It's for the war effort.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 21, 2017 02:04 PM (0mRoj)

Accompanied by a heterodyne whistle, for authenticity.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2017 03:18 PM (WDdjT)

750 747 Buying cheap wine will never endear you to it. I'm not saying every bottle must break the bank, but the gulf in taste between indifferently made shit-wine and a fine bottle is monstrous.

My favorite wine is Stags Leap Wine Cellars SLV. It's a cab that flows over your tounge like silk, and has no one iota of bitterness afterwards. It's heaven in a glass. At $120 a bottle, it better be!
Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 21, 2017 03:09 PM (S2VsH)

I love stags leap cab. It's yummy.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 21, 2017 03:22 PM (u8Ywb)

751 "Navigating Sexuality at Work: Finding the Line Between Harmless and Harassment."

In other words, when women sexually harass it's harmless. Only men can actually harass.

Posted by: Jason M at March 21, 2017 03:26 PM (S1+dw)

752 So who is she? Lena Dunham's baby sister?

Posted by: Chelsea handler's callused lady parts at March 21, 2017 09:20 PM (SJ184)

753 Zis beach is not going to shit on 10 generations of Bidets!

Posted by: Jean Paul Bidet at March 21, 2017 10:02 PM (2TYVL)

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