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I didn't cover the big stories today because they bore me.

I don't care about the FakeNews Russia non-story, and I think the Tomi Lahren story is a contrived bit of outrage against someone people were already annoyed with for being a pretty contrived media concoction herself.

All I know is that whatever side Glenn Beck is on, I'm on the other side.

I did really like this Byron York story about how the cherished media myth that Trump re-wrote the Republican Party platform to be softer on Russia and its invasion of the Ukraine is a complete fiction.

Oh and last week's Meals on Wheels one-day Tweetstorm turns out to be a lie, and the latest attempted hit on Neil Gorsuch turns out to be bullshit too.

I didn't know that -- I've heard My Media Betters repeat this lie so often I just assumed it was true.

Not consciously assumed -- conscious assumptions can always be analyzed. It's the unconscious assumptions that never get analyzed, because you don't even realize you've assumed them.

And that's what the media's good at -- just repeating lies enough times that your brain accepts them without even really having engaged with them or investigated the claims.

Posted by: Ace at 08:10 PM




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1 PDT going after Kappernick...LMAO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2017 08:10 PM (SjImc)

2 Evening, All.

Posted by: ALH at March 20, 2017 08:11 PM (Z56vq)

3 I actually like listening to The President speak...if he were a tad more vulgar it could almost be me talking

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2017 08:11 PM (SjImc)

4 It's the unconscious assumptions that never get analyzed, because you don't even realize you've assumed them.

But the subconscious has been known to do some pretty nifty bits of analysis on its own ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2017 08:11 PM (zc3Db)

5 Hi Ace, how was your day, Dear?

Posted by: ALH at March 20, 2017 08:12 PM (Z56vq)

6 th

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 20, 2017 08:12 PM (gwPgz)

7 Have some super lovely Melania.

http://dailym.ai/2ngso49

(There's video there which may autoplay)

Oh and today is Barron's birthday, he's 11 and he's as tall as Trump now. Holy schnikes.

Trump just took a shot at Kaepernick, it's awesome.

You know, it's still shocking to hear a President speak and have it all be this is your country, this is your time and not I I I I me me me me.

Posted by: alexthechick - so not For The Children at March 20, 2017 08:13 PM (dEQP3)

8 Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2017 08:11 PM (SjImc)


It's almost like you could have a beer with this guy and enjoy the conversation!

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 20, 2017 08:13 PM (gwPgz)

9 Donald isn't bringing up todays events, either.

But the media has to cover him, because he might.

Posted by: ALH at March 20, 2017 08:14 PM (Z56vq)

10 It's almost like you could have a beer with this guy and enjoy the conversation!
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 20, 2017 08:13 PM (gwPgz)

of course...he's paying right?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2017 08:14 PM (SjImc)

11 atc - Don't tempt fate, there's a 99.67598% chance that Kaep will be on the Browns someday.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at March 20, 2017 08:14 PM (uuwor)

12 All I know is that whatever side Glenn Beck is on, I'm on the other side.

That. Unfortunately.

Posted by: JEM at March 20, 2017 08:15 PM (TppKb)

13 I cannot confirm or deny that there is an ongoing investigation of alleged collusion between the New England Patriots and the Russians into hacking the Super Bowl.

Posted by: James "Weasel" Comey at March 20, 2017 08:15 PM (3OAG2)

14 of course...he's paying right?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2017 08:14 PM (SjImc)

Doesn't that go without saying?

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 20, 2017 08:15 PM (gwPgz)

15 All I know is that whatever side Glenn Beck is on, I'm on the other side.

That's no shit. God, what an ass.

Veerrrrry disappointed.

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at March 20, 2017 08:15 PM (qoAfa)

16 Don't tempt fate, there's a 99.67598% chance that Kaep will be on the Browns someday.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at March 20, 2017 08:14 PM (uuwor)

Yeah maybe, but they don't really play football?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2017 08:16 PM (SjImc)

17 "Yeah maybe, but they don't really play football?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2017 08:16 PM (SjImc) "

They've got uniforms and everything.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at March 20, 2017 08:16 PM (uuwor)

18 Ace,

I unconsciously assume it's all bullshit until independently verified.

My wife came at me with the Meals on Wheels thing a few days ago, and I responded "isn't it a private charity? Why are we sending federal funds to it anyway?" And it turns out the funds threatened only "fund" MoW in the slightest way possible - only enough to *claim* to fund it as a defense against cutting the budget.

Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at March 20, 2017 08:16 PM (6GTWP)

19 They've got uniforms and everything.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at March 20, 2017 08:16 PM (uuwor)


So did the bad news bears?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2017 08:17 PM (SjImc)

20 there's a 99.67598% chance that Kaep will be on the Browns someday.

IOW the rest of the NFL prays fervently for that result.

Posted by: JEM at March 20, 2017 08:17 PM (TppKb)

21 atc - Don't tempt fate, there's a 99.67598% chance that Kaep will be on the Browns someday.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at March 20, 2017 08:14 PM (uuwor)

He deserves to be a Brown.

Posted by: alexthechick - so not For The Children at March 20, 2017 08:17 PM (dEQP3)

22 Like Ace, I'm generally ignoring all the bullshit.

So what's up Hoooooooooorde???

Who's drinking?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2017 08:17 PM (89UPP)

23 Know what I almost never see in bike lanes? Bikes. And to create them, they take a couple of feet out of each of the car lanes. So I'm nearly banging door panels with the car next to me. Thousands of cars now have a more hazardous drive to accommodate all those phantom bikes.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at March 20, 2017 08:18 PM (8fypK)

24 PDT really has turned politics on it's head...He has gone right around the Beltway, The MSM, and the "Pros".

And And And he does not give a fly fuck what they say

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2017 08:18 PM (SjImc)

25 "He deserves to be a Brown.

Posted by: alexthechick - so not For The Children at March 20, 2017 08:17 PM (dEQP3) "

I dunno - I'd wish disease on him, poverty maybe, famine sure, disfigurement you bet'cha - but being a Brown? I can't wish that even on my worst enemy.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at March 20, 2017 08:18 PM (uuwor)

26 Posted by: alexthechick - so not For The Children at March 20, 2017 08:13 PM (dEQP3)


Such an awful person.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2017 08:18 PM (89UPP)

27 Wrong thread recomment, apologies if it bores:

There's no easier way to interrupt the Narrative Brigade than to ask a reporter the most basic question regarding a topic.

"How much of Meals on Wheels budget is dependent on Federal money?"

The medias complete and inexcusable lack of any curiosity is their 2nd greatest flaw.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 20, 2017 08:18 PM (4YGWz)

28 It's almost like you could have a beer with this guy and enjoy the conversation!
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 20, 2017 08:13 PM (gwPgz)

Trump? Yeah sure, he's a teetotaler, but I would love to sit down and shoot the shit.

I'll drink.....

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at March 20, 2017 08:18 PM (qoAfa)

29 Good evening, horde. I'm drinking Jameson. Thank goodness my husband left me a little bit.

Posted by: April at March 20, 2017 08:19 PM (e8PP1)

30 I had always assumed that Meals on Wheels was private charity. That's what it should be. It should not be government funded in any part, whatsoever.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2017 08:19 PM (zc3Db)

31 22
So what's up Hoooooooooorde???

Who's drinking?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2017 08:17 PM (89UPP)

*raises hand*

Posted by: rickl at March 20, 2017 08:19 PM (sdi6R)

32 "IOW the rest of the NFL prays fervently for that result.

Posted by: JEM at March 20, 2017 08:17 PM (TppKb) "

I would think the other teams in our division might eventually like us to be competent enough to beat their competition. I mean, Steelers fans probably enjoy our misery. Ravens fans too.

So I guess Bengals fans only.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at March 20, 2017 08:19 PM (uuwor)

33 Cats are assholes.


http://bit.ly/2nM3gjK


I bet they put carrots in their chili.

Posted by: alexthechick - so not For The Children at March 20, 2017 08:20 PM (dEQP3)

34 Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at March 20, 2017 08:16 PM (6GTWP)

I always thought there was a wee bit of subterfuge to having "charities", no matter how ostensibly deserving, being given public funds administered by our civil masters.

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 20, 2017 08:20 PM (gwPgz)

35 Its the vernal equinox, time to open a bottle, feel springy, and wish a plague of fleas swarm Comey.

Posted by: colfax mingo at March 20, 2017 08:20 PM (PX+kj)

36 I'll just repeat the reveal from the NY Post, that Jamie "Mistress of Disaster" Gorelick is attorney and "ethics" advisor to Ivanka Trump.

That's not how that works. That's not how any of this works.

And iirc, Ivanka is a fan of the global warming scam too.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 20, 2017 08:20 PM (xpfRn)

37 If we could sentence violent criminals to 15 years to life as a Cleveland Brown, crime would stop tomorrow.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at March 20, 2017 08:20 PM (uuwor)

38 29 Good evening, horde. I'm drinking Jameson. Thank goodness my husband left me a little bit.

Posted by: April at March 20, 2017 08:19 PM (e8PP1)


Oh nice. What variety?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2017 08:21 PM (89UPP)

39 What time is the train to Happy Land?

Posted by: ALH at March 20, 2017 08:21 PM (Z56vq)

40 I don't know Ace... at this point, my default unconscious setting is to believe that the press is lying until proven otherwise.

Posted by: redbanzai at March 20, 2017 08:21 PM (FTXAT)

41 Beginning next month, we will be introducing a special charge on your bill for each time you give a thumb's-down on an Amy Schumer title.

Thank you for subscribing to Netflix!

Posted by: Netflix at March 20, 2017 08:21 PM (3OAG2)

42 Tomi Lahren. Who'd hit it?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 20, 2017 08:21 PM (EUMr7)

43 I'm having a Boodles and Tonic at the moment - might switch to Glenmorangie on the rocks later tonight.

April, have you tried Teeling's? Had it at an Irish pub last week, definitely enjoyed it more than Jay-Mo.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at March 20, 2017 08:22 PM (uuwor)

44 It's almost like you could have a beer with this guy and enjoy the conversation!
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 20, 2017 08:13 PM (gwPgz)


Same with Hillary. I'd order the hemlock.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 20, 2017 08:22 PM (8ZskC)

45 Who's drinking?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2017 08:17 PM (89UPP)

======

*Raises hand*

Just cracked the first of several tall boys I'll have tonight, after a shitty day. I fired 5 people today.

Posted by: Flyboy at March 20, 2017 08:22 PM (dGGow)

46 *raises hand*
Posted by: rickl at March 20, 2017 08:19 PM (sdi6R)


Good for you. Fuck those people that say it's only monday.


I bet they put carrots in their chili.

Posted by: alexthechick - so not For The Children at March 20, 2017 08:20 PM (dEQP3)

I see you. I see you and I hope a spider startles you.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2017 08:22 PM (89UPP)

47 Thousands of cars now have a more hazardous drive to accommodate all those phantom bikes.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at March 20, 2017 08:18 PM (8fypK)

But, nudge, nudge, you really should be riding a bike, plus the bike riding notation in your file will give you an edge when the death panel review comes around!

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 20, 2017 08:22 PM (gwPgz)

48 So what's up Hoooooooooorde???

Who's drinking?"

Well, it's a beautiful spring evening here in SE Texas, and I've bourbon, ice, sugar, and some freshly picked mint...

what's the question again?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 20, 2017 08:22 PM (MINbv)

49 Why did you fire them, Flyboy?

Posted by: ALH at March 20, 2017 08:22 PM (Z56vq)

50 >>> Know what I almost never see in bike lanes? Bikes. And to create them, they take a couple of feet out of each of the car lanes. So I'm nearly banging door panels with the car next to me. Thousands of cars now have a more hazardous drive to accommodate all those phantom bikes.

that's life, baby

Posted by: Mario Fuckin' Andretti at March 20, 2017 08:22 PM (8rNrN)

51
I'll just repeat the reveal from the NY Post, that Jamie "Mistress of
Disaster" Gorelick is attorney and "ethics" advisor to Ivanka Trump.

That's not how that works. That's not how any of this works.

And iirc, Ivanka is a fan of the global warming scam too.


Posted by: GnuBreed at March 20, 2017 08:20 PM (xpfRn)

She also loves PP and liberal government bennies... but then again, she is not President.

Posted by: redbanzai at March 20, 2017 08:23 PM (FTXAT)

52 Having the Black Barrel. Just discovered it.

Posted by: April at March 20, 2017 08:23 PM (e8PP1)

53 I've heard My Media Betters repeat this lie so often

Our mistake is thinking of them as the media.

Posted by: t-bird at March 20, 2017 08:23 PM (ZIFyZ)

54 Gorelick is attorney and "ethics" advisor to Ivanka Trump.


Oh, Jesus H. Christ.............

*loooong facepalm*

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at March 20, 2017 08:23 PM (qoAfa)

55 Tomi Lahren. Who'd hit it?
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz

And risk that she'd suddenly become pro-life again?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 20, 2017 08:23 PM (4YGWz)

56 *shoves lemon bar through USB for Flyboy*


Posted by: alexthechick - so not For The Children at March 20, 2017 08:23 PM (dEQP3)

57 Don't tempt fate, there's a 99.67598% chance that Kaep will be on the Browns someday.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at March 20, 2017 08:14 PM (uuwor)

Yeah maybe, but they don't really play football?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2017 08:16 PM (SjImc)

alright wise-asses, while this is true it's so rude, you are way!! hurting my feelings.

Posted by: willow- mixing memes at March 20, 2017 08:23 PM (R7cwD)

58 42 Tomi Lahren. Who'd hit it?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 20, 2017 08:21 PM (EUMr7)

*raises both hands*


*Raises hand*

Just cracked the first of several tall boys I'll have tonight, after a shitty day. I fired 5 people today.

Posted by: Flyboy at March 20, 2017 08:22 PM (dGGow)

I feel ya. Never fun.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2017 08:23 PM (89UPP)

59 Having the Black Barrel. Just discovered it.
Posted by: April at March 20, 2017 08:23 PM (e8PP1)


Interesting trivia: The AoSHQ Barrel is black.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 20, 2017 08:24 PM (8ZskC)

60 Good evening, horde. I'm drinking Jameson. Thank goodness my husband left me a little bit.

Posted by: April at March 20, 2017 08:19 PM (e8PP1)

Are you trying to induce labor?
Wait - you ARE the giraffe, right?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, daywalking on the first day of Spring at March 20, 2017 08:24 PM (tHwdc)

61 Just cracked the first of several tall boys I'll have tonight, after a shitty day. I fired 5 people today.
Posted by: Flyboy at March 20, 2017 08:22 PM (dGGow)

so this is probably a bad time to ask for a job?

Posted by: willow- mixing memes at March 20, 2017 08:25 PM (R7cwD)

62 32 "IOW the rest of the NFL prays fervently for that result.

Posted by: JEM at March 20, 2017 08:17 PM (TppKb) "

I would think the other teams in our division might eventually like us to be competent enough to beat their competition. I mean, Steelers fans probably enjoy our misery. Ravens fans too.

So I guess Bengals fans only.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean


Well can't speak for the rest of the division but this Steelers fan would like a competitive Browns team. If anything, I'm indifferent towards them these days. I miss hating them.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 20, 2017 08:25 PM (pY+s4)

63 I'll have to look for Teeling's, too. I'll check it out.

Posted by: April at March 20, 2017 08:25 PM (e8PP1)

64 Posted by: GnuBreed at March 20, 2017 08:20 PM (xpfRn)

Come on, you didn't really think the Global Establishment was actually going to let you win in the long run did you?

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 20, 2017 08:25 PM (gwPgz)

65 fired 5 people today.

Posted by: Flyboy ...

I feel ya. Never fun."

"Never"? It's been fun at times...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 20, 2017 08:25 PM (MINbv)

66 >>> I fired 5 people today.

Waddup widdat?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 20, 2017 08:25 PM (EUMr7)

67 The hysteria is--well, I've never seen anything like it.

Posted by: Holmes at March 20, 2017 08:25 PM (fi5nC)

68 Not a big fan of Jay Mo but the Caskmates has an interesting flavor to it.

Funny to see the reciprocation in the beverage industry - at first the trend was to age beer in whiskey barrels, now some whiskeys are aging in beer barrels.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at March 20, 2017 08:25 PM (uuwor)

69 alright wise-asses, while this is true it's so rude, you are way!! hurting my feelings.
Posted by: willow- mixing memes at March 20, 2017 08:23 PM (R7cwD)

I'm a Jet's Fan, so misery likes company

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2017 08:25 PM (SjImc)

70 Son returned from a wedding in MO where he served as Best Man.

What a welcome home. A building in his apt. complex was on fire. Seven families displaced, one family dog dead.

Prayers for those families, please. Son saw a little boy standing outside crying over his lost dog.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2017 08:25 PM (PY9jH)

71 So. Is Jameson's plus Old Forester kind of a multi-culti thing? A sort of bridge across the Atlantic, as it were?

Posted by: Skookumchuk at March 20, 2017 08:26 PM (/WPPJ)

72 So the Feds take money from states in taxes, gives it back as block grants, and this is the great savior of our civilization.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2017 08:26 PM (oVJmc)

73 LOL, Miley.

Posted by: April, not of the giraffe variety at March 20, 2017 08:26 PM (e8PP1)

74 Nevergiveup ugh, want some wine?
we can be bummed together.

Posted by: willow- mixing memes at March 20, 2017 08:26 PM (R7cwD)

75 >>>It's been fun at times...

But why?

Because you're an idiot.

(Real exchange as I shitcanned a guy)

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 20, 2017 08:27 PM (EUMr7)

76 Son saw a little boy standing outside crying over his lost dog."

Damn.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 20, 2017 08:27 PM (MINbv)

77 We all know who else repeated big lies often enough that the dumb masses believed him.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 20, 2017 08:27 PM (5VlCp)

78 I detest the media all day every day now.

just sayin.

Posted by: willow- mixing memes at March 20, 2017 08:27 PM (R7cwD)

79 Why did you fire them, Flyboy?
Posted by: ALH at March 20, 2017 08:22 PM (Z56vq)

========

After a promotion I'm cleaning out the dead wood. They needed to go, but that doesn't make looking them in the eye and throwing them into unemployment any easier. They did all get at least 6 months severance though, and two them got almost a year.

Posted by: Flyboy at March 20, 2017 08:28 PM (dGGow)

80 Jane darn it. sorry for your kids and of course those displaced families.

Posted by: willow- mixing memes at March 20, 2017 08:28 PM (R7cwD)

81 Posted by: Mario Fuckin' Andretti

Thanks for the tidbit of wisdom.

*drops self expansively in back seat*

Now drive me to the office. Fast, minion.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at March 20, 2017 08:28 PM (8fypK)

82 (Real exchange as I shitcanned a guy)

I must've had the same guy.

Asked me why. I told him he was too stupid to breathe.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 20, 2017 08:29 PM (MINbv)

83 >>>They did all get at least 6 months severance though, and two them got almost a year.

Holy shit. Do me next!

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 20, 2017 08:29 PM (EUMr7)

84 Herr Morgenholz , remind me to never piss you off.

Posted by: willow- mixing memes at March 20, 2017 08:30 PM (R7cwD)

85 The Jets have landed their new quarterback.

The team agreed to a one-year deal with veteran Josh McCown on Monday, according to his agent, Mike McCartney.

McCown visited the team over the weekend, with the team wining and dining him at Del Friscos in Manhattan on Saturday night. The deal is worth $6 million fully guaranteed, according to a source. It also has $2 million in play-time incentives and $5 million in team-based incentives.

The 37-year-old comes to the Jets after two years with the Browns, where he was 1-10 as the starter.

How bad are the Jets? Our big sign of the off season is a Brown's cast off. LMAO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2017 08:30 PM (SjImc)

86 So the Feds take money from the people of all the states with the very real threat of administrative quasi-legal force with minimal right of appeal and no assumption of innocence in taxes, gives it back as block grants, and this is the great savior of our civilization.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2017 08:26 PM (oVJmc)

FIFY

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 20, 2017 08:30 PM (gwPgz)

87 shoves Herr out of the way! Do me!

Posted by: willow- mixing memes at March 20, 2017 08:30 PM (R7cwD)

88 I guess it's time to start drinking, then.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, daywalking on the first day of Spring at March 20, 2017 08:30 PM (tHwdc)

89 We all know who else repeated big lies often enough that the dumb masses believed him. "

Tutankhamun?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 20, 2017 08:30 PM (MINbv)

90
Byron York left National Review for Washington Examiner?

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 20, 2017 08:31 PM (1K6n1)

91 Our big sign of the off season is a Brown's cast off. LMAO
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2017 08:30 PM (SjImc)

yay, thanks for cheering me up!

Posted by: willow- mixing memes at March 20, 2017 08:31 PM (R7cwD)

92 >>>shoves Herr out of the way! Do me!

You said that in such a practiced manner.......

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 20, 2017 08:31 PM (EUMr7)

93 Miley, me first.

Posted by: willow- mixing memes at March 20, 2017 08:32 PM (R7cwD)

94 It's tough losing a job. I got laid off 10 days after Obama's first inauguration.

Took me a long time to find another position. Every job I applied for then had at least 200 other applicants.

Posted by: ALH at March 20, 2017 08:32 PM (Z56vq)

95 shoves Herr out of the way! Do me!
Posted by: willow- mixing memes at March 20, 2017 08:30 PM (R7cwD)

=====

So I'm guessing phrasing is just right out the window, huh?

Posted by: Flyboy at March 20, 2017 08:32 PM (dGGow)

96 I don't care about the FakeNews Russia non-story,




Oh don't tell Former Congressman Joe Walsh that because he's going to spend show after show after show after show after show after show whining and filling his Depends over the Russians hacking the election. And Jimmy Comey said they did it and there wasn't any surveillance of Trump and if anyone would know it would be Jimmy and he's not going to lie to us.

And then Joe can spend another show bitching about people tuning him out because they're sick to death of him going on and on about Trump and the Russians. But that's okay because he'll spend another show letting us know he doesn't care about ratings like conservative hacks like Hannity and Limbaugh. He claims he reads conservative sites so if he's reading this I'm sick of your shit

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2017 08:32 PM (auHtY)

97 Herr, uh hmm some statements come easily.

Posted by: willow- mixing memes at March 20, 2017 08:32 PM (R7cwD)

98 Comey is a disgrace and has to go.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2017 08:32 PM (SjImc)

99 >>> I told him he was too stupid to breathe.

Best I ever heard was "Thanks for your service to the company. Now try not to hack anything up as you pack up your shit."

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 20, 2017 08:33 PM (EUMr7)

100 shoves Herr out of the way! Do me!

Posted by: willow- mixing memes at March 20, 2017 08:30 PM (R7cwD)



Alrighty then.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2017 08:33 PM (89UPP)

101 Best I ever heard was "Thanks for your service to the company. Now try not to hack anything up as you pack up your shit."

*copies that down furiously*

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 20, 2017 08:34 PM (MINbv)

102 Oh don't tell Former Congressman Joe Walsh that because he's going to spend show after show after show after show after show after show whining and filling his Depends over the Russians hacking the election.
Posted by: TheQuietMan

Life's been good to him so far.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 20, 2017 08:34 PM (QDr6b)

103 Posted by: alexthechick - so not For The Children

Such an awful person.
Posted by: BCochran1981

Speaking of awful people ...

Posted by: soon to be foundered podcast at March 20, 2017 08:34 PM (4YGWz)

104 Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2017


LMAO!

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at March 20, 2017 08:34 PM (nDcc3)

105 Is April the giraffe still in labor?? After all this time? Wtf?

Posted by: IC at March 20, 2017 08:35 PM (gcme+)

106 *copies that down furiously*

That was in a machine shop. The guy probably scrapped three parts and broke a machine just getting his toolbox to his truck

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 20, 2017 08:35 PM (EUMr7)

107 Re: Tomi Lahren, I think the most of the hair-and-makeup pundits are getting a little tiresome. Too many are too inconsistent, too opportunistic, and too obviously ambitious to put too much stock in for intellectual or philosophical consistency.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2017 08:35 PM (oVJmc)

108 My usual go to line when I fire somebody-

Good luck going forward. I hope you make a million dollars but it ain't gonna be here.

Posted by: weirdflunky at March 20, 2017 08:36 PM (kYKWC)

109 Cutting Meals on Wheels? I didn't know we were funding Meals on Wheels!

That's the real problem.

Posted by: Afroman at March 20, 2017 08:36 PM (iNziC)

110 Not consciously assumed -- conscious assumptions can always be analyzed. It's the unconscious assumptions that never get analyzed, because you don't even realize you've assumed them.

Yeah, gotta watch out for that.

Posted by: Felix Ungar at March 20, 2017 08:36 PM (W8bn5)

111 I totally believe Trump Tower was "wiretapped" and that it was requested by TFG to the British.

I also totally believe TFG met with the Hawaiian judge, and old Harvard classmate, while he was on a "stopover" on his way to Tahiti.

I'm praying the day comes when every single dark secret Barry tried to hide from his past is exposed. I want his fans shocked and horrified that their chocolate messiah was, and is, a total fraud.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2017 08:36 PM (PY9jH)

112 >>>Good luck going forward. I hope you make a million dollars but it ain't gonna be here.

Art....

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 20, 2017 08:37 PM (EUMr7)

113 Hey Ace, you were right about BOC. Great show, excellent band

Posted by: Pete Seria at March 20, 2017 08:37 PM (wuMbM)

114 Speaking of awful people ...

Posted by: soon to be foundered podcast at March 20, 2017 08:34 PM (4YGWz)



Heh. LIFE has been severely unhelpful lately. Also we have posted new episodes recently. We just haven't been fortunate enough to have them posted in the sidebar.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2017 08:37 PM (89UPP)

115
Wouldn't it be nice to have a media and not have to question their claims? Not have to watch TV news using a built in BS filter? Not have to cringe every time they repeat something that you already know is their attempt to smear somebody?

Posted by: Sphynx at March 20, 2017 08:37 PM (OZmbA)

116 flyboys previous employees seen schlepping out with their huge severance pay, (thought bubble, i'm going to have a real vacation now)

Posted by: willow- mixing memes at March 20, 2017 08:37 PM (R7cwD)

117 Is Tomi opportunistic or is pro-choice just her honest opinion? It would be hard to find many 23 womans that hot and also pro-life. That's obviously her honest position.

Posted by: bjwubbs at March 20, 2017 08:38 PM (e44Qj)

118 I want his fans shocked and horrified that their chocolate messiah was, and is, a total fraud.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2017 08:36 PM (PY9jH)

The true believers will say "But he did for the good of the country!"

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 20, 2017 08:38 PM (gwPgz)

119 Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2017 08:35 PM (oVJmc)

She is on our side from what I can gather, even if she had a stupid ass argument about why she's pro-choice.

And it really was dumb.

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at March 20, 2017 08:38 PM (nDcc3)

120 >>>Tomi Lahren, I think the most of the hair-and-makeup pundits are getting
a little tiresome. Too many are too inconsistent, too opportunistic,
and too obviously ambitious to put too much stock in for intellectual or
philosophical consistency.

But you'd knock the bottom out of it, wouldn't you?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 20, 2017 08:38 PM (EUMr7)

121 Test.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at March 20, 2017 08:38 PM (/WPPJ)

122 Seems like all the news is fake news these days.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 20, 2017 08:39 PM (0mRoj)

123
All I know is that whatever side Glenn Beck is on, I'm on the other side.

That's no shit. God, what an ass.

Veerrrrry disappointed.
Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at March 20, 2017 08:15 PM

Almost a Jharles Chonson like implosion.

He had talent, too bad he went off the deep end.

Posted by: rd at March 20, 2017 08:39 PM (iT57s)

124 Herr! Wie geht's?

Posted by: Skookumchuk at March 20, 2017 08:39 PM (/WPPJ)

125 flyboys previous employees seen schlepping out with their huge severance pay, (thought bubble, i'm going to have a real vacation now)
Posted by: willow- mixing memes at March 20, 2017 08:37 PM (R7cwD)

========

If they're smart they will grab whatever job they can get and double dip. So, I have my doubts they'll do that.

Posted by: Flyboy at March 20, 2017 08:40 PM (tqjbb)

126 120 >>>Tomi Lahren, I think the most of the hair-and-makeup pundits are getting
a little tiresome. Too many are too inconsistent, too opportunistic,
and too obviously ambitious to put too much stock in for intellectual or
philosophical consistency.

But you'd knock the bottom out of it, wouldn't you?
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 20, 2017 08:38 PM (EUMr7)


Oh hell yes.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 20, 2017 08:40 PM (0mRoj)

127 Life's been good to him so far."

He's got a Maserati?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 20, 2017 08:40 PM (MINbv)

128 *taps red pen on chin*

Well, there were no spelling or grammar errors and the reasoning wasn't entirely awful, I'll give you a B+, Skookumchuk.

Posted by: alexthechick - so not For The Children at March 20, 2017 08:40 PM (dEQP3)

129 I also totally believe TFG met with the Hawaiian judge, and old Harvard classmate, while he was on a "stopover" on his way to Tahiti.

He did have diinner with him-to give the Hawaiian friend the 65 page decision against the Trump EO-which the friend miraculously then "wrote" within a a day or something.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2017 08:40 PM (fDdVG)

130 Posted by: rd at March 20, 2017 08:39 PM (iT57s)

As long as he sticks to history lessons he's good to go in my book.

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at March 20, 2017 08:41 PM (nDcc3)

131 106 That was in a machine shop. The guy probably scrapped three parts and broke a machine just getting his toolbox to his truck


Posted by: Herr Morgenholz

So he was the Jamie Gorelick of machinists?

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 20, 2017 08:41 PM (xpfRn)

132 i'm hoping the liv's are figuring out how much the media lies to them.

Posted by: willow- mixing memes at March 20, 2017 08:41 PM (R7cwD)

133 >>>
Test.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at March 20, 2017 08:38 PM (/WPPJ)

Skooks! Waddup my brudda frum a diffrent mudda because apparently my father traveled a lot in his younger days?Long time no see etc...

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 20, 2017 08:41 PM (EUMr7)

134 114
Heh. LIFE has been severely unhelpful lately. Also we have posted new episodes recently. We just haven't been fortunate enough to have them posted in the sidebar.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2017 08:37 PM (89UPP)

They'd only misspell your names in the sidebar anyway.

Posted by: rickl at March 20, 2017 08:41 PM (sdi6R)

135 111 I totally believe Trump Tower was "wiretapped" and that it was requested by TFG to the British.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2017 08:36 PM (PY9jH)

I just sincerely hope he's got something so he can give the legacy media a very public and blazing STRIKE TWO after the whole tax affair.

He should play them like this the whole time. Put a wiffleball on a tee, too good for them not to swing with all their heart, and then crank a real baseball deep into the outfield with the his evidence or records after letting the major networks freak out exposing themselves for 72 hours.

He will never, ever get a fair shake or a favorable angle. Might as well just feed them carefully crafted would-be hit pieces then out them for the hacks they are at every turn. Affirmatively discrediting them regularly is the absolute best he can do under the circumstances.

Posted by: Tapt at March 20, 2017 08:42 PM (hDDgx)

136 I'm doing great Skooks. How's the land of fruits, nuts, rain and coffee houses?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 20, 2017 08:42 PM (EUMr7)

137 flyboy, one can hope they will do the swise thing.

uhm, sure you're not hiring?
(I kid) kicks dirt.

Posted by: willow- mixing memes at March 20, 2017 08:42 PM (R7cwD)

138 I think if you're going to" knock the bottom" out of it she should use the correct pronoun such as Xer or Xir.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2017 08:42 PM (fDdVG)

139 They'd only misspell your names in the sidebar anyway.

Posted by: rickl at March 20, 2017 08:41 PM (sdi6R)


Indisputably true.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2017 08:42 PM (89UPP)

140 Sometimes a cigar is also a penis.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 20, 2017 08:42 PM (LTHVh)

141 He did have diinner with him-to give the Hawaiian friend the 65 page decision against the Trump EO-which the friend miraculously then "wrote" within a a day or something.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2017 08:40 PM (fDdVG)

It wasn't really that big of a deal. There was only one sentence on each page and it was the same sentence: "Donald Trump is a doodie-head."

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2017 08:43 PM (zc3Db)

142 138-YOU should use the correct pronoun,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2017 08:43 PM (fDdVG)

143 I didn't cover the big stories today because they bore me.

Pretty much. I have my hands too full of Sasanian, Islamic, and lately Classical Armenian lies to have any fingers left to grapple with the media lies.

Someday in some future, better civilisation a new Patricia Crone is going to emerge and try to piece together a coherent history of 1991 to the date of our civilisation's collapse, which will probably be in two and a half years. And then this historian will kill herself.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 20, 2017 08:43 PM (6FqZa)

144 Trump should state He didn't realize He was wiretapped until he Read it on the news. (NYTs msdnc)

Posted by: willow- mixing memes at March 20, 2017 08:43 PM (R7cwD)

145
Finally watched the film that alleges and presents circumstantial evidence that TFG is the son of Frank Marshall Davis.

Got to admit, in the photos they used BO really resembled him.

Posted by: Sphynx at March 20, 2017 08:43 PM (OZmbA)

146 >>>So he was the Jamie Gorelick of machinists?

Yeah. He built a wall of separation between himself and any actual skill or knowledge.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 20, 2017 08:43 PM (EUMr7)

147 Life's been good to him so far.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 20, 2017 08:34 PM (QDr6b)




Not if you have to listen to his radio show. If you heard him talking about Comey today like he was the word of God about the Russians hacking and no surveillance of Trump because as FBI Director little Jimmy would know and tell us the truth because (get this) he was under oath.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2017 08:44 PM (auHtY)

148 Herr, same old same old - working and wandering the planet as ever. Wondering as I wander if my beloved country will ever return to rationality. And how are you?

Posted by: Skookumchuk at March 20, 2017 08:44 PM (/WPPJ)

149 36 I'll just repeat the reveal from the NY Post, that Jamie "Mistress of Disaster" Gorelick is attorney and "ethics" advisor to Ivanka Trump.

That's not how that works. That's not how any of this works.

And iirc, Ivanka is a fan of the global warming scam too.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 20, 2017 08:20 PM (xpfRn)

This is old news, isn't it? I remember hearing about Gorelick a while back. And yeah, it's not good news. How Ivanka can think Gorelick somehow wishes the Trump family well and wants PDT to succeed, I don't know...

Posted by: Donna, tan now gone but with &&&&&&& to burn and so there at March 20, 2017 08:44 PM (P8951)

150 Seems like all the news is fake news these days.

Probably the best presumption when dealing with proven liars.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 20, 2017 08:44 PM (LTHVh)

151 He built a wall of separation between himself and any actual skill or knowledge"

Hey, I had that guy too! Whadda coincidence!

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 20, 2017 08:45 PM (MINbv)

152 At wicz. com, one can VOTE on when he thinks April Teh Giraffe will give birth... "Probably Never" is currently at ahead 81%! Gonna be an early night...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 20, 2017 08:45 PM (kP16F)

153 How Ivanka can think Gorelick somehow wishes the Trump family well and wants PDT to succeed, I don't know...
Posted by: Donna, tan now gone but with &&&&&&& to burn and so there at March 20, 2017 08:44 PM (P8951)

Money Talks, Bullshit Walks

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2017 08:45 PM (SjImc)

154 All the leftists I run into are 100% "The Russians hacked the election!" So tiresome.

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 20, 2017 08:45 PM (v3DL/)

155 Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2017 08:44 PM (auHtY)

That was a paraphrase of a line from the Joe Walsh song.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2017 08:45 PM (zc3Db)

156 Skooks, same. Beating steel into swords or plowshares, dependent upon the customer's needs. Getting ready to start emptying the nest. Hoping the best for the country and if PDT can reverse SCOAMF's fucktitude.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 20, 2017 08:46 PM (EUMr7)

157 All the leftists I run into are 100% "The Russians hacked the election!" So tiresome.
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 20, 2017 08:45 PM (v3DL/)

If the Commies had really hacked the election, sanders would have won comrade

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2017 08:46 PM (SjImc)

158 >>>They did all get at least 6 months severance though, and two them got almost a year.

6 months severance? What industry?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 20, 2017 08:46 PM (RrhD2)

159 Seems like all the news is fake news these days. "

It's always been that way. The progs dismissed the constitution during the early days of the 20th century's mass media (the FCC? Really?) and gave us Walter Cranked as the "most trusted man in 'merica"

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 20, 2017 08:46 PM (MINbv)

160 154 All the leftists I run into are 100% "The Russians hacked the election!" So tiresome.
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 20, 2017 08:45 PM (v3DL/)

I don't run into leftists if I can help it, but I'd just reply, "Well, they did us a favor, then."

Posted by: rickl at March 20, 2017 08:47 PM (sdi6R)

161 >>>6 months severance? What industry?

EPA? NEA? PBS?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 20, 2017 08:47 PM (EUMr7)

162 Hillary hacked the election.

To bits.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2017 08:47 PM (oVJmc)

163 That was a paraphrase of a line from the Joe Walsh song.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2017 08:45 PM (zc3Db)




Yes, I know. But I'm really tired of the non James Gang, Eagles one and wanted to vent a bit.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2017 08:47 PM (auHtY)

164 HORDE.

Major fire less than two blocks from tmi3rd's residence. Please offer up some prayers for him. All is well at the moment. Running sprinklers and trying to keep everything soaked.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2017 08:47 PM (89UPP)

165 Jamie Gorelick is the attorney and ethics advisor to Jared Kushner. Read the Fox News article about this

Posted by: Jen the original at March 20, 2017 08:47 PM (gH76w)

166 I got laid off 10 days after Obama's first inauguration.

Didn't have permanent employment all thru the JEF's reign. Just got it two weeks ago. Sigh of relief.

Posted by: t-bird at March 20, 2017 08:48 PM (HwVbl)

167 OT, but a GAINZZ thread would be nice, since I've gone low carb. Lost 4 lbs. last week with a 150 g carb limit and felt fine; went down to 125 this week and I'm dragging ass.

Next week it will be 100, then eventually 75-50. I have no friggin' idea how anybody survives on 25 grams a day. Eat an apple and there goes 19 grams.

Posted by: Donna, tan now gone but with &&&&&&& to burn and so there at March 20, 2017 08:48 PM (P8951)

168 Herr - OK, so pretty much the same as me, then. Bon chance, etc.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at March 20, 2017 08:48 PM (/WPPJ)

169 Sometimes a cigar is also a penis.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 20, 2017 08:42 PM (LTHVh)

What the heck are you smoking?

Posted by: StrawMan at March 20, 2017 08:48 PM (lidp8)

170 comey delivers political gut punch to Trump.
Fact check :Trumpo twists FBI's words on Russia.
Presdient faces his hardest truth : he was wrong.

so this is the fkn thing they call news

Posted by: willow- mixing memes at March 20, 2017 08:48 PM (R7cwD)

171 Jamie! Stop covering me with your saliva.

Posted by: Al Gore at March 20, 2017 08:48 PM (W8bn5)

172 I don't run into leftists "

I've got an F 150. V 8, 3.55 gears, modified intake and exhaust.

If I run into any, and find out, well...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 20, 2017 08:49 PM (MINbv)

173 Joe Walsh: Life's Been Good
https://youtu.be/BXWvKDSwvls

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 20, 2017 08:49 PM (QDr6b)

174
I see Tomi Lahren as angling for a bigger gig and she's been showing up on Fox News a lot lately and figure she'll eventually end up there. No idea what she really thinks but she is very nice to look at.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2017 08:49 PM (auHtY)

175 All the leftists I run into are...

Thank you for your service!

Posted by: t-bird at March 20, 2017 08:49 PM (HwVbl)

176 Yes, I know. But I'm really tired of the non James Gang, Eagles one and wanted to vent a bit.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2017 08:47 PM (auHtY)

Oh. I hate when people do that to me. Sorry to step on your rant, then. Carry on.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2017 08:49 PM (zc3Db)

177 "Major fire less than two blocks from tmi3rd's residence. Please offer up some prayers for him"

Prayers sent. That's scary.

Posted by: Donna, tan now gone but with &&&&&&& to burn and so there at March 20, 2017 08:49 PM (P8951)

178 What the heck are you smoking? "

The real Monica?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 20, 2017 08:50 PM (MINbv)

179 HORDE.



Major fire less than two blocks from tmi3rd's residence. Please
offer up some prayers for him. All is well at the moment. Running
sprinklers and trying to keep everything soaked.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2017 08:47 PM (89UPP)

You got it.

As I said up thread, son came home from a wedding in MO Saturday night, to see a building in his apt. complex on fire. Freaked him out. His place is okay, but seven families are displaced and one family lost their dog.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2017 08:50 PM (PY9jH)

180 bcochran , will do.

Posted by: willow- mixing memes at March 20, 2017 08:50 PM (R7cwD)

181 Carry on."

My wayward son?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 20, 2017 08:50 PM (MINbv)

182 Will pray for tmi3rd and the other people nearby and those affected near the place where Jane's son lives.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2017 08:52 PM (fDdVG)

183 >>>
I got laid off 10 days after Obama's first inauguration.

I managed to survive until after Obamacare. Took three years to get my shit back together.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 20, 2017 08:52 PM (EUMr7)

184 Donna, I don't know how anyone can stay under 20 grams of carbs a day, either. A good sized salad and a serving or two of veggies puts you over that.

I have lost almost 20 lbs since Jan 2 doing low carb, though. I do about 30 grams a day.

Posted by: April at March 20, 2017 08:52 PM (e8PP1)

185 144
Trump should state He didn't realize He was wiretapped until he Read it on the news. (NYTs msdnc)

Posted by: willow- mixing memes at March 20, 2017 08:43 PM (R7cwD)

Worked for me. Gruber was right...the public is so gullible.

Posted by: Barak Obama at March 20, 2017 08:52 PM (n3hky)

186 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2017 08:47 PM (89UPP
Prayers up and also for Jane's son's neighbors.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 20, 2017 08:53 PM (u8Ywb)

187 and the latest attempted hit on Neil Gorsuch turns out to be bullshit too.

So he didn't say women manipulate maternity benefits? Which is 100% true btw.

You know like my previous job where the girl was pregnant, went on maternity leave, had her baby, and continued to take maternity leave to the maximum amount. And then never came back. And everyone knew she wasn't coming back to the job.

Posted by: buzzion at March 20, 2017 08:53 PM (z/Ubi)

188 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2017 08:47 PM (89UPP)


Since I know you're a WWE fan, have you watched the Southpaw Regional Wrestling stuff they put up on Youtube?

Posted by: buzzion at March 20, 2017 08:55 PM (z/Ubi)

189 That was in a machine shop. The guy probably scrapped three parts and broke a machine just getting his toolbox to his truck

These stories run both ways.

I quit a job about ten years ago ... had my reasons. Handed my ID and keys to another supervisor and went to the locker room to fetch my shit.

They sent out some douche to tell me all about leaving the premises immediately - as I was pulling my clothes out of my locker to leave immediately. The rest of my shit was already in my truck.

Turns out - when you call their bluff and invite them to call county - those rent-a-cops just stand there. It get's funnier yet when they insist on an exit interview.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 20, 2017 08:55 PM (fiGNd)

190 The annoying thing about Tomi Lahren is that she said she was going to go on speaking "my truth" which is that abortion is A-OK in her book. Now, that might be her opinion, but it's not "her truth." That's a lefty concept, to say you have your truth, I have mine, Joe Blow has his and they're all equally valid because truth is relative. And it's never applied consistently. Only some "truths" are allowed. Apparently, pro-lifers are hypocrites in her eyes because they have a different truth.

She's still young, I hope she'll figure that out.

Posted by: Donna, tan now gone but with &&&&&&& to burn and so there at March 20, 2017 08:55 PM (P8951)

191 6 months severance? What industry?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 20, 2017 08:46 PM (RrhD2)

======

Large consumer electronics company. Long time, burned out, at a dead end employees. I was able to negotiate the packages from my boss.

Posted by: Flyboy at March 20, 2017 08:55 PM (tqjbb)

192 Oh, and completely OT, but Reliant is changing some of their plans. Our new one has us paying just over 100 bucks a month for a 3,500 sq foot 2 story house (humblebrag there).
Yay Texas!

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 20, 2017 08:56 PM (MINbv)

193 We just haven't been fortunate enough to have them posted in the sidebar.


Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2017 08:37 PM (89UPP)


What a fvcking whiner!

Braves fans are like that I guess.

And pitchers.



Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 20, 2017 08:57 PM (rF0hx)

194 I'm guessing I missed the window to engage with Ace, but I do want to say that this bit:

"I didn't know that -- I've heard My Media Betters repeat this lie so often I just assumed it was true.

Not consciously assumed -- conscious assumptions can always be analyzed. It's the unconscious assumptions that never get analyzed, because you don't even realize you've assumed them.

And that's what the media's good at -- just repeating lies enough times that your brain accepts them without even really having engaged with them or investigated the claims."

... is why I read this blog. I rely on Ace to help me put a finger on this crap.

Posted by: ghbucky at March 20, 2017 08:57 PM (D2q91)

195 Since I know you're a WWE fan, have you watched the Southpaw Regional Wrestling stuff they put up on Youtube?

Posted by: buzzion at March 20, 2017 08:55 PM (z/Ubi)


I have not! Lol. I keep meaning to but haven't had the chance.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2017 08:58 PM (89UPP)

196 Her Majesty told me a few years ago that my eating all those empty calories was what was making me fat. So I cut them out completely. Lost nearly 50 pounds. So she told me I looked dried out and old. Can't win.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at March 20, 2017 08:58 PM (cafSR)

197 What a fvcking whiner!

Braves fans are like that I guess.

I don't whine. I silently rage.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 20, 2017 08:58 PM (fdyxv)

198 Tucker Carlson is dissecting todays events.

Bless him.

Posted by: ALH at March 20, 2017 08:59 PM (Z56vq)

199 I have lost almost 20 lbs since Jan 2 doing low carb, though. I do about 30 grams a day.
Posted by: April at March 20, 2017 08:52 PM (e8PP1)

Good for you - 30 seems next to impossible.

I cut out all the breads and pasta last week and still hit 150 - I guess the fruit has to go...

Posted by: Donna, tan now gone but with &&&&&&& to burn and so there at March 20, 2017 08:59 PM (P8951)

200 Mauricio Ortega, a former director of Mexican newspaper Diario La Prensa, suspected of stealing Tom Brady's last two Super Bowl jerseys. He is also suspected of stealing Von Miller's helmet from last year's Super Bowl. The value of the jersey's are estimated at 500,000 each. The jersey's and helmet have been recovered.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 20, 2017 08:59 PM (qJhUV)

201 And everyone knew she wasn't coming back to the job.

Posted by: buzzion at March 20, 2017 08:53 PM (z/Ubi)

Why should she come back? You running-dog lackeys of the patriarchy were only paying her 77% of a Man's wage.

Posted by: SJW...Always On The Lookout! at March 20, 2017 09:00 PM (rF0hx)

202
I have not! Lol. I keep meaning to but haven't had the chance.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2017 08:58 PM (89UPP)


They're hilarious and there are only 4 under 10 minutes each.

Posted by: buzzion at March 20, 2017 09:00 PM (z/Ubi)

203 Having the Black Barrel. Just discovered it.

Posted by: April at March 20, 2017 08:23 PM (e8PP1)


Sounds ominous, does Ace know?

Posted by: gNewt at March 20, 2017 09:00 PM (BrwSr)

204 "Cats are assholes.



http://bit.ly/2nM3gjK



I bet they put carrots in their chili.

Posted by: alexthechick"

--------------------------

When I first parsed that, I thought it said "put PARROTS in their chili", which would be a totally cat thing to do.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 20, 2017 09:01 PM (w+Jhj)

205 Mauricio Ortega, a former director of Mexican newspaper Diario La Prensa, suspected of stealing Tom Brady's last two Super Bowl jerseys.

I don't know about any of you, but I'd be careful of crossing a multi-millionaire with a history of bending the rules.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 20, 2017 09:01 PM (fdyxv)

206 >>> It get's funnier yet when they insist on an exit interview.

Heh. Why am I leaving? Because you couldn't manage a one man circle jerk if I gave you the lotion, you fucking imbecile.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 20, 2017 09:01 PM (EUMr7)

207 Good evening, Horde. Long time, no postee. Too much work and not enough downtime.

Aaaaaaand that's all I have.

I'll be over here at the lurker's table.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread on the all-night request line at March 20, 2017 09:02 PM (rJUlF)

208 "Gorelick is attorney and 'ethics' advisor to Ivanka Trump."

You know, I can't quite put my finger on it, but I have the vague suspicion that someone who was a major campaign contributor to Cory Booker might, just might, not have very much to go on by way of conservative bona fides.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 20, 2017 09:02 PM (noWW6)

209 They're hilarious and there are only 4 under 10 minutes each.

Posted by: buzzion at March 20, 2017 09:00 PM (z/Ubi)


They look hilarious.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2017 09:03 PM (89UPP)

210 His place is okay, but seven families are displaced and one family lost their dog.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2017 08:50 PM (PY9jH)

Prayers for them too. Sheesh, how awful to know your dog died in such a horrible way. I'm glad no people died in the fire.

Posted by: Donna, tan now gone but with &&&&&&& to burn and so there at March 20, 2017 09:03 PM (P8951)

211 Mauricio Ortega, a former director of Mexican newspaper Diario La Prensa, suspected of stealing Tom Brady's last two Super Bowl jerseys. He is also suspected of stealing Von Miller's helmet from last year's Super Bowl.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 20, 2017 08:59 PM (qJhUV)

A specialist.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2017 09:03 PM (zc3Db)

212 192 Oh, and completely OT, but Reliant is changing some of their plans. Our new one has us paying just over 100 bucks a month for a 3,500 sq foot 2 story house (humblebrag there).
Yay Texas!
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 20, 2017 08:56 PM (MINbv)

What's reliant?

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 20, 2017 09:03 PM (u8Ywb)

213 Heh. Why am I leaving? Because you couldn't manage a one man circle jerk if I gave you the lotion, you fucking imbecile.

That is quite a bit more witty than my "Go Fuck Yourselves" retort.

Where in the hell where you when I needed you ?

True story, though. Every word.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 20, 2017 09:03 PM (fiGNd)

214 Al Gore, Jamie Gorelick and Neil Gorsuch walk into a bar. The bartender says, "You should have given me a triGore warning".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 20, 2017 09:03 PM (W8bn5)

215 *waves to Captain Whitebread*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2017 09:04 PM (PY9jH)

216 The annoying thing about Tomi Lahren is that she said she was going to go on speaking "my truth" which is that abortion is A-OK in her book. Now, that might be her opinion, but it's not "her truth."

Lahren told us she doesn't believe in journalistic ethics.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 20, 2017 09:04 PM (6FqZa)

217 I'm currently watching Tucker Carlson with the sound off and it's even better watching him Tucker Face someone while making up your own dialogue.

Posted by: alexthechick - so not For The Children at March 20, 2017 09:04 PM (dEQP3)

218 208 "Gorelick is attorney and 'ethics' advisor to Ivanka Trump."

You know, I can't quite put my finger on it, but I have the vague suspicion that someone who was a major campaign contributor to Cory Booker might, just might, not have very much to go on by way of conservative bona fides.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 20, 2017 09:02 PM (noWW6)

Are you joking? Seriously, really??
The mistress of disaster?

Really?

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 20, 2017 09:05 PM (u8Ywb)

219 I just love when congressmen claim, "there's no proof Russia DIDN'T hack the election!"

Congressman, there's also no proof you DIDN'T beat your wife.

The stupid, it burns.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 20, 2017 09:05 PM (EZebt)

220 The annoying thing about Tomi Lahren is that she said she was going to go on speaking "my truth" which is that abortion is A-OK in her book.

When I saw she used "my truth", I thought, "no conservative I know uses that phrase." Maybe, sadly, progressive "education" is that pervasive now.

Like you said, she's young, she might learn better.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread on the all-night request line at March 20, 2017 09:05 PM (rJUlF)

221 Listening to "Silvia" by Leo Delibes and trying to block out the hideousness of contemporary life, fake news, agitprop, zampolit machinations, etc. Next? Maybe Murray Perahia and some Brahms piano sonatas?

Posted by: Skookumchuk at March 20, 2017 09:05 PM (/WPPJ)

222 Donna, it's amazing what cutting out potato chips will do. Jesus, I'm jonesing for a bag of kettle cooked!

Posted by: April at March 20, 2017 09:06 PM (e8PP1)

223 This is an open thread right? I can talk about what ever I want without saying "OT" right?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at March 20, 2017 09:06 PM (d76uN)

224 Hello, Jane!

*waves back*

Posted by: Captain Whitebread on the all-night request line at March 20, 2017 09:06 PM (rJUlF)

225 >>>Where in the hell where you when I needed you ?

I left a job and told the boss that he "communicated like an Alzheimer's patient giving a blow job".

'Stunned' would be my description of his appearance.

He called me this week. Just, you know, wondering how I'm doing......

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 20, 2017 09:06 PM (EUMr7)

226 What's reliant?

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 20, 2017 09:03 PM (u8Ywb)


---

Name of the electricity provider.

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 20, 2017 09:06 PM (v3DL/)

227 Prayers for them too. Sheesh, how awful to know your dog died in such a horrible way. I'm glad no people died in the fire.

Posted by: Donna, tan now gone but with
to burn and so there at March 20,
2017 09:03 PM (P8951)

One of my son's battle buddies is a firefighter and EMT. He was there when son arrived and told him they managed to save two dogs. He freaked when they got the call, thinking son's apartment might be on fire.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2017 09:06 PM (PY9jH)

228 I believe Gorelick and Kushner's families knew each other from, amongst other things Jewish Organizations.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2017 09:07 PM (SjImc)

229 Name of the electricity provider.
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 20, 2017 09:06 PM (v3DL/)

That's cheap then. We pay a lot more and we don't have air conditioning and our boiler is natural gas.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 20, 2017 09:08 PM (u8Ywb)

230 I'm currently watching Tucker Carlson with the sound
off and it's even better watching him Tucker Face someone while making
up your own dialogue.

Posted by: alexthechick - so not For The Children at March 20, 2017 09:04 PM (dEQP3)

LOL! "Tucker Face." Perfect.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2017 09:08 PM (PY9jH)

231 Preps the ingredients to a pisghetti meal...

Forgets wearing white.

Has new painting shirt.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 20, 2017 09:08 PM (4YGWz)

232 217 I'm currently watching Tucker Carlson with the sound off and it's even better watching him Tucker Face someone while making up your own dialogue.

Posted by: alexthechick - so not For The Children at March 20, 2017 09:04 PM (dEQP3)

*makes no comments about the Empress and faces made*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2017 09:10 PM (89UPP)

233 Lahren told us she doesn't believe in journalistic ethics.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 20, 2017 09:04 PM (6FqZa)


---

what are these "ethics" you speak of?

Posted by: J-School graduate at March 20, 2017 09:11 PM (v3DL/)

234 she's young, she might learn better.

I thought the whole point of a university education was to learn concepts like aletheia. The least she should have done was to read the Apologia of Socrates

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 20, 2017 09:11 PM (6FqZa)

235 LOL! "Tucker Face." Perfect.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2017 09:08 PM (PY9jH)


I swear you can see the "you cannot really be this fucking stupid" thought bubble over his head.

Posted by: alexthechick - so not For The Children at March 20, 2017 09:11 PM (dEQP3)

236 I'm currently watching Tucker Carlson with the sound off and it's even better watching him Tucker Face someone while making up your own dialogue.
Posted by: alexthechick
-------------

I always imagine a thought bubble over his head, "WTF?"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2017 09:12 PM (ZO497)

237 Herr Morgenholz, if you were up here, we could go shooting. A nice British .303, a Savage 99, one of several Webleys, a Fox side by side, etc.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at March 20, 2017 09:13 PM (/WPPJ)

238 That's cheap then. We pay a lot more and we don't have air conditioning and our boiler is natural gas."

It is. We paid roughly twice as much for monthly utilities in NoVa for a 2000 sq ft place ...

Did I mention how much I like Texas?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 20, 2017 09:13 PM (MINbv)

239 *makes no comments about the Empress and faces made*
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2017 09:10 PM (89UPP)

So much shin kicking.

Posted by: alexthechick - so not For The Children at March 20, 2017 09:13 PM (dEQP3)

240
Trump was wrong.
Mexico is sending her rapists and drug dealers and thieves to our country.

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 20, 2017 09:13 PM (1K6n1)

241 We have nothing to fear from an FBI investigation into far right fringe extremist fake news outlets like Breitbart, nor the Russian bot nets that amplify the far right extremist propaganda on social media like Fakebook and Tweeter.

Posted by: Curley Howard at March 20, 2017 09:13 PM (kBd14)

242 "you cannot really be this fucking stupid"

Posted by: alexthechick - so not For The Children at March 20, 2017 09:11 PM (dEQP3)

That's my line.

THAT'S MY LINE!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 20, 2017 09:13 PM (rF0hx)

243 Ann Coulter Retweeted

David Martosko @dmartosko

LOUISVILLE -- Trump's crowd is booing Mitch McConnell. In Kentucky.

Posted by: unwashed at March 20, 2017 09:14 PM (bcDxW)

244 I swear you can see the "you cannot really be this fucking stupid" thought bubble over his head.

Posted by: alexthechick - so not For The Children at March 20, 2017 09:11 PM (dEQP3)

I know. In his head he's screaming profanities. At least, I would be.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2017 09:14 PM (PY9jH)

245 Prayers are up for Jane's son and neighbors and for tmi3rd's safety.

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 20, 2017 09:14 PM (gwPgz)

246 Tucker is the only Fox News show I watch even occasionally now.

MeAgain leaving was the best thing that happened for that time slot.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread on the all-night request line at March 20, 2017 09:14 PM (rJUlF)

247 So much shin kicking.

Posted by: alexthechick - so not For The Children at March 20, 2017 09:13 PM (dEQP3)



Careful on that stepstool. Hate for you to turn an ankle.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2017 09:15 PM (89UPP)

248 That's my line.

THAT'S MY LINE!

Posted by: Amy "Hot Pants" Schumer at March 20, 2017 09:15 PM (rJUlF)

249 Mauricio Ortega, a former director of Mexican
newspaper Diario La Prensa, suspected of stealing Tom Brady's last two
Super Bowl jerseys. He is also suspected of stealing Von Miller's helmet
from last year's Super Bowl. The value of the jersey's are estimated at
500,000 each. The jersey's and helmet have been recovered.


Posted by: tu3031 at March 20, 2017 08:59 PM (qJhUV)

Just committing the felonies that Americans won't.

Posted by: redbanzai at March 20, 2017 09:15 PM (FTXAT)

250 I know. In his head he's screaming profanities. At least, I would be.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2017 09:14 PM (PY9jH)


He's gone Full Tucker on this Working Family Party guy. It's hilarious.

Posted by: alexthechick - so not For The Children at March 20, 2017 09:15 PM (dEQP3)

251 >>>blah blah blah British .303, a Savage 99, one of several Webleys, a Fox side by side

Damn fine setup sir. Wish it were so. Waiting for mud season to break here so I can do some skeet hunting. Haven't busted one in a couple years and my shoulder is getting all snowflaky.

That and walleye are my summer plans.....

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 20, 2017 09:16 PM (EUMr7)

252 So napolitano is suspended from fox for talkin about the brits involvement in wiretap gate...its good to see fox is worried about ethics now after they let meagain trash trump for 9 months....

Posted by: E.T. at March 20, 2017 09:16 PM (9n0dl)

253 a Fox side by side, etc.
Posted by: Skookumchuk
------------

Recalls Fox side-by-side Model B, 20 ga.

Weeps, manfully.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2017 09:16 PM (ZO497)

254 Posted by: unwashed at March 20, 2017 09:14 PM (bcDxW)

Sadly there weren't enough of these kind of citizens in KY to vote out that worthless PoS McConnell when they had the chance, and he'd given them YEARS of warning as to his true character!

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 20, 2017 09:16 PM (gwPgz)

255 238 That's cheap then. We pay a lot more and we don't have air conditioning and our boiler is natural gas."

It is. We paid roughly twice as much for monthly utilities in NoVa for a 2000 sq ft place ...

Did I mention how much I like Texas?
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 20, 2017 09:13 PM (MINbv)
The political climate in CA sucks, but I imagine heaven looks like a coastal CA ranch.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 20, 2017 09:16 PM (u8Ywb)

256 Ok, gotta run. Nice seeing the early overnight crowd. If any of you ever get up before the crack of noon, say "hi" in an AM thread...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 20, 2017 09:17 PM (MINbv)

257 I have no friggin' idea how anybody survives on 25 grams a day. Eat an apple and there goes 19 grams.
Posted by: Donna, tan now gone but with &&&&&&& to burn and so there at March 20, 2017 08:48 PM (P8951)


My count for today is 3.7g. My daily limit is 10g, which I sometimes exceed, but never over 20g.

Posted by: Country Singer at March 20, 2017 09:17 PM (GUBah)

258 the media has been full of shit since at least the days of woody wilson. probably before. they can all diaf. just never watch those lying fuckers who lie. life's too short for their bullshit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 20, 2017 09:18 PM (KP5rU)

259 Re: sidebar "Do not click on this youtube link".

That's not being ironic. You really don't want to click on it. There's *nothing* redeeming about it. It's not funny or clever or anything. It will just make you angry.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 20, 2017 09:18 PM (W8bn5)

260 Donna,
If an apple is 19 grams of carbs you minus the fiber.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 20, 2017 09:18 PM (u8Ywb)

261 He's gone Full Tucker on this Working Family Party guy. It's hilarious.
Posted by: alexthechick - so not For The Children at March 20, 2017 09:15 PM (dEQP3)

I would never want Tucker to go Full Tucker on me.

Posted by: Donna, tan now gone but with &&&&&&& to burn and so there at March 20, 2017 09:19 PM (P8951)

262 [Posted by: E.T. at March 20, 2017 09:16 PM (9n0dl)

I view my current chosen inability to watch Fox as a positive, since it gives me more money to buy ammo and gives less money to DirecTV.
Classic Win-Win!

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 20, 2017 09:20 PM (gwPgz)

263 Flash email traffic

46% off the Vortex Riflescope Crossfire II 6-18x44 AO - V-Plex for $139.99

http://www.gearhog.com/?rf=737612

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 20, 2017 09:20 PM (LTHVh)

264 Herr M: Walleye is fine. Halibut is better. No fight of course - like pulling a refrigerator up at 20 story building - but the reward is in the comestication at the end.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at March 20, 2017 09:21 PM (/WPPJ)

265 260 Donna,
If an apple is 19 grams of carbs you minus the fiber.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 20, 2017 09:18 PM (u8Ywb)

Oh, OK.

I've been counting total carbs, not net.

Which means I'm actually consuming a lot less that 125 grams a day, since all of them come from fruits and veggies.

Posted by: Donna, tan now gone but with &&&&&&& to burn and so there at March 20, 2017 09:21 PM (P8951)

266 He's gone Full Tucker on this Working Family Party guy. It's hilarious.
Posted by: alexthechick - so not For The Children at March 20, 2017 09:15 PM (dEQP3)

===

The Working Families Party is a party composed of neither people who work nor families. Discuss.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 20, 2017 09:22 PM (EZebt)

267 264 Herr M: Walleye is fine. Halibut is better. "

Halibut is also yugely expensive at the grocery store.

Posted by: Donna, tan now gone but with &&&&&&& to burn and so there at March 20, 2017 09:23 PM (P8951)

268 AtC, remember I mentioned my hair stylist and good friend who was seriously injured in a botched minor surgery last spring?

He died.

I'm angry and heartbroken.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2017 09:23 PM (PY9jH)

269 I never post pics of my kids here or on twitter for the obv reasons. But I'm gonna post pics of the Younger Drunken Midget here in a few minutes. Cause it's just too funny not to and you can't identify her at all.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2017 09:23 PM (89UPP)

270 Posted by: Donna, tan now gone but with &&&&&&& to burn and so there at March 20, 2017 09:21 PM (P8951)

Yes Donna, count net carbs. I hope that helps

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 20, 2017 09:24 PM (u8Ywb)

271 The Working Families Party is a party composed of neither people who work nor families. Discuss.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Oh, they work alright. The work at maximizing entitlements and destroying those who disagree.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 20, 2017 09:24 PM (4YGWz)

272 154 All the leftists I run into are 100% "The Russians hacked the election!" So tiresome.
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 20, 2017 08:45 PM (v3DL/)


I don't get it.
Comedy* is investigation Russia-Trump connections for half a year or more, but not tapping Trump, and it has nothing to do with Democrats squawking about Russia for about half a year or so, and that has nothing to do with any illegal leaks from the former administration to the Democrats or the press

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 20, 2017 09:24 PM (P/kVC)

273 Judge Napolitano has been taken off the air indefinitely by Fox News.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 20, 2017 09:24 PM (2qHjF)

274 Oh Jane I am so so sorry.

*hugs and hugs*

Posted by: alexthechick - so not For The Children at March 20, 2017 09:25 PM (dEQP3)

275 * spellling correct fixed the name

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 20, 2017 09:25 PM (P/kVC)

276 since all of them come from fruits and veggies.

Difficult to do much fruit on low-carb. Fortunately, I never liked fresh fruit that much.

Posted by: t-bird at March 20, 2017 09:25 PM (eeTCA)

277 268 AtC, remember I mentioned my hair stylist and good friend who was seriously injured in a botched minor surgery last spring?

He died.

I'm angry and heartbroken.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2017 09:23 PM (PY9jH)


How awful. So sorry for your loss.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 20, 2017 09:25 PM (TdMsT)

278 Net carbs are what matter. Subtract fiber (and sugar alcohols, if you eat sugar free candy) and what's left are the carbs that have the most impact.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread on the all-night request line at March 20, 2017 09:26 PM (rJUlF)

279 Donna, 267: That's why you don't buy it at the grocery store if you can possibly help it. :-) If I couldn't catch it in season, I probably wouldn't eat it.

Of course, the cost of riding on the charter boat probably makes the halibut more expensive than the most expensive store-bought, but it's the principle of the thing.

Or something....

Posted by: Skookumchuk at March 20, 2017 09:27 PM (/WPPJ)

280 Oh, gun thread?


Some kind of cosmic dis-convergence is in operation.


Last Thursday, I missed ace's kinda-sorta-gunnish-thread because I was doing my day as a range officer. Then, CBD (peace be upon him) put up an actual certified gun thread on Sunday morning (my time zone). When I was at a rifle match.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 20, 2017 09:27 PM (QDnY+)

281 Apparently it is very very tiring being the Youngest Drunken Midget, aka The Wild.

She's completely dead asleep.

http://___ur.com/s6P3Wxt

http://___ur.com/dDWJS5z

http://___ur.com/pGEHbIk

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2017 09:27 PM (89UPP)

282
Oh Jane I am so so sorry.



*hugs and hugs*

Posted by: alexthechick - so not For The Children at March 20, 2017 09:25 PM (dEQP3)

Thanks. He never recovered from the injuries he suffered. Ended up in a wheelchair. Best hair colorist/stylist ever, and dear, dear friend. Only person who has touched my hair in nine years.

I'm *still* looking for someone as talented, and as funny and sweet.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2017 09:27 PM (PY9jH)

283 266
The Working Families Party is a party composed of neither people who work nor families. Discuss.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 20, 2017 09:22 PM (EZebt)

Without looking, I'd guess it's a Commie front group.

Posted by: rickl at March 20, 2017 09:27 PM (sdi6R)

284 Judge Napolitano has been taken off the air indefinitely by Fox News.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 20, 2017 09:24 PM (2qHjF)

=======

Why?

Posted by: Flyboy at March 20, 2017 09:28 PM (45fQJ)

285 FFS PIXY.

Replace the spaces with i m g, no gaps.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2017 09:28 PM (89UPP)

286 Replace the spaces with i m g, no gaps.


Sure, instruct all the noobs in the Ways of the Force.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 20, 2017 09:29 PM (LTHVh)

287 While I know Glenn Beck targeted and punished Tomi Larhen for being a Trump supporter. Can we at least be honest that she is another opportunistic hack, who will go take the positions that best further her career and fatten her bank account.

Never been impressed with her, plus she is 24.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 20, 2017 09:29 PM (2qHjF)

288 Judge Napolitano has been taken off the air indefinitely by Fox News.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 20, 2017 09:24 PM (2qHjF)

=======

Why?

Posted by: Flyboy at March 20, 2017 09:28 PM
-------------------

Da Judge said that the Brits surveilled Trump's phone as a favor to Obama so he wouldn't get caught doing it.

Posted by: Curley Howard at March 20, 2017 09:29 PM (kBd14)

289 funny I have a jamo cask right here>>>>

Posted by: jamo at March 20, 2017 09:29 PM (5vn7I)

290 No Lefty can tell you what they mean or can give any specifics on their claim that Russia hacked the election.

Parrots say what they know but don't know what they say.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 20, 2017 09:30 PM (IDPbH)

291 281: Heh, I've seen poses like that from my nieces.

Posted by: Jackal at March 20, 2017 09:31 PM (NiR1r)

292 With one of those big trendy spherical ice cubes

Posted by: jamo at March 20, 2017 09:31 PM (5vn7I)

293 Two more reasons I'm ready to sign up for the Mars expedition:

1) Getting cussed out by some guy because I played a Chuck Berry song, like he asked...and he went to the store and missed it.

2) I saw some guy on the highway throwing kittens into oncoming traffic. If I could have turned around, I would have. I'd likely would have also been arrested for assault.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread on the all-night request line at March 20, 2017 09:31 PM (rJUlF)

294 I had thought jeb had a british surveil group do so

Posted by: willow- mixing memes at March 20, 2017 09:31 PM (R7cwD)

295 All the leftists I run into are 100% "The Russians hacked the election!" So tiresome.
Posted by: Darth Randall

I'm not sure what the left thinks it will achieve by this. If the Russians rescued our country from Hillary, that makes them awesome, in my book. Thanks, Vlad. You rock.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 20, 2017 09:32 PM (W8bn5)

296 268 AtC, remember I mentioned my hair stylist and good friend who was seriously injured in a botched minor surgery last spring?

He died.

I'm angry and heartbroken.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2017 09:23 PM (PY9jH)

I'm so sorry, Jane.

Prayers your way and for your friend and his family.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 20, 2017 09:32 PM (u8Ywb)

297 Now I got fucking AtC texting me, HordeSplaining me, about how I fucked up the links.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2017 09:32 PM (89UPP)

298 Putin hacked Meals on Wheels!!!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 20, 2017 09:32 PM (IqV8l)

299
284 Judge Napolitano has been taken off the air indefinitely by Fox News.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 20, 2017 09:24 PM (2qHjF)

=======

Why?
Posted by: Flyboy at March 20, 2017 09:28 PM (45fQJ)

It's on drudge, which links to the LA Tomes article. Apparently because he reported that his scources told him about how and who was performing the survaillence on Trump.

Flyboy, the Narrative must flow.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 20, 2017 09:32 PM (2qHjF)

300 Now I got fucking AtC texting me, HordeSplaining me, about how I fucked up the links.


Well, you shouldn't a done fucked up the links, son.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 20, 2017 09:33 PM (gIRsn)

301 I see *some* softening in ammo prices for selected calibers, but doesn't look like housing listings in the fall of 2008 or anything.


I am planning to amass a few calibers I don't reload by the end of the year, when CA's latest unconstitutional idiocy takes effect (basically internet ammo buying will become complicated and might lose all of its price advantage).


I do see some crazy low prices on ARs, but I'm gonna build my own, and prices of key components don't seem to be changing.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 20, 2017 09:33 PM (QDnY+)

302 >>> Walleye is fine. Halibut is better. No fight of course - like pulling a refrigerator up at 20 story building

Walleye is like pulling a beer out of that fridge with the same end result. I would love to have a freezer full of that ugly bastard you call a fish on the end of line.

My dad took a bucket list trip to Alaska about a year before he died and brought back a nice lil bundle of halibut goodness. Best eater ever, except for maybe yellow perch.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 20, 2017 09:33 PM (EUMr7)

303 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2017 09:27 PM (89UPP)

Heh. My daughter used to do that when she was little. Now my granddaughter does.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread on the all-night request line at March 20, 2017 09:33 PM (rJUlF)

304 Does Craig Shirley tell people not to call him Craig?

Posted by: ALH at March 20, 2017 09:33 PM (Z56vq)

305 297: Wouldn't that be RaptorSplaining?

Posted by: Jackal at March 20, 2017 09:34 PM (NiR1r)

306 At least the links don't go to busty girl-girl stuff.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 20, 2017 09:34 PM (6FqZa)

307 Well, you shouldn't a done fucked up the links, son.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 20, 2017 09:33 PM (gIRsn)



I didn't fuck up the links. Pixy fucked up the links. I've just been gone long enough that I forgot all of the ins and outs of Minx 0.7 alpha.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2017 09:34 PM (89UPP)

308 I do see some crazy low prices on ARs

Aye. I don't know how I'm resisting the Ruger AR556 at these prices.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 20, 2017 09:34 PM (LTHVh)

309 306 At least the links don't go to busty girl-girl stuff.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 20, 2017 09:34 PM (6FqZa)

I'd call that it didn't a screw up.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 20, 2017 09:35 PM (IDPbH)

310 301: I'd kill for 54r to drop in price.

Posted by: Jackal at March 20, 2017 09:35 PM (NiR1r)

311 293
I saw some guy on the highway throwing kittens into oncoming traffic. If I could have turned around, I would have. I'd likely would have also been arrested for assault.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread on the all-night request line at March 20, 2017 09:31 PM (rJUlF)

*types*
*deletes*
*TYPES*
*DELETES*

Posted by: rickl at March 20, 2017 09:35 PM (sdi6R)

312 Heh. My daughter used to do that when she was little. Now my granddaughter does.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread on the all-night request line at March 20, 2017 09:33 PM (rJUlF)

I didn't even realize. The Drunken Midgets and I were watching tv together, I declared it's bedtime, and then...."hey! the hell? you alive? *poke poke* you still have to brush your teeth*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2017 09:35 PM (89UPP)

313 2) I saw some guy on the highway throwing kittens
into oncoming traffic. If I could have turned around, I would have.
I'd likely would have also been arrested for assault.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread on the all-night request line at March 20, 2017 09:31 PM (rJUlF)

Dear God. Poor little babies. *types* *deletes*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2017 09:35 PM (PY9jH)

314 299; fox is no better than msnbc. i give you shep smith, piss wallace, juan williams, and on and on. they will soon tire of tucker. ratings or not. he doesn't fit the narrative.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 20, 2017 09:36 PM (KP5rU)

315 Now I got fucking AtC texting me, HordeSplaining me, about how I fucked up the links.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2017 09:32 PM (89UPP)

After the texts come the raptors, so, yeah, if you hear rustling outdoors, try not to move. They see movement.

Posted by: blaster at March 20, 2017 09:36 PM (HV1LS)

316 Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 20, 2017 09:32 PM (2qHjF)

If coming to believe that if you think Faux News is objective you need to reassess your critical thinking skillz. Am I wrong?

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 20, 2017 09:36 PM (gwPgz)

317 if you hear rustling outdoors, try not to move. They see movement.

Clever girl.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 20, 2017 09:37 PM (LTHVh)

318 I saw some guy on the highway throwing kittens into oncoming traffic. If I could have turned around, I would have. I'd likely would have also been arrested for assault.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread on the all-night request line at March 20, 2017 09:31 PM (rJUlF)


Some people deserve a SW.40 to the kneecap.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2017 09:38 PM (89UPP)

319 Race-baiter Leonard Pitts was praising Shep Smith in a column. He LOVES him some Shep as much as he hates Fox.

And that right there tells you all you need to know about Miss Shep.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2017 09:38 PM (PY9jH)

320 After the texts come the raptors, so, yeah, if you hear rustling outdoors, try not to move. They see movement.

Posted by: blaster at March 20, 2017 09:36 PM (HV1LS)


The raptors I'm prepared for, it's the emus that concern me.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2017 09:38 PM (89UPP)

321 Grump, don't resist. Let the force carry you ......


I have two AR receivers, a few tools, dies and tools for reloading 5.56/223, a case of 223, and boxes of brass I've been picking up for a few years. (I believe getting stuff in this order confirms some sort of gun sickness diagnosis)


All that's missing is an actual rifle, or a finished lower, or a finished upper. At the current pace it will take longer to build my first than it took to build the Aswan High Dam.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 20, 2017 09:39 PM (QDnY+)

322 Sadly there weren't enough of these kind of citizens in KY to vote out that worthless PoS McConnell when they had the chance, and he'd given them YEARS of warning as to his true character!

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 20, 2017 09:16 PM (gwPgz)

The e-machine dumps helicopters full cash for the primary.

Posted by: gNewt at March 20, 2017 09:39 PM (BrwSr)

323 I think Trump is trolling them again. If Donald was pissed off about the Comey testimony today, he would have addressed it in his inimitable way during the Kentucky rally tonight.
He has something up his sleeve.

Posted by: ALH at March 20, 2017 09:39 PM (Z56vq)

324 I had thought jeb had a british surveil group do so
Posted by: willow

Private.

The GCHQ is supposedly an arm of the UK gov.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 20, 2017 09:39 PM (4YGWz)

325 If I could have seen the guy's license plate number, I would have taken it down. He was facing the opposite direction from me, and my state only requires license plates on the back of the vehicle.

Too bad he didn't go play in traffic himself.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread on the all-night request line at March 20, 2017 09:39 PM (rJUlF)

326 I'd love to be full of Tucker!

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at March 20, 2017 09:39 PM (bc2Lc)

327 318
Some people deserve a SW.40 to the kneecap.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2017 09:38 PM (89UPP)

You misspelled "brainstem".

Posted by: rickl at March 20, 2017 09:40 PM (sdi6R)

328 323: Maybe. Rush said that he'd been cleared to talk about it by the DOJ today.

Posted by: Jackal at March 20, 2017 09:41 PM (NiR1r)

329 Herr - thing is, halibut like to hang out at the continental shelf drop-off and feed on salmon carcasses slowly descending through the water column. So it means getting up at 4 AM to board the (expensive) charter boat. And hope you aren't bumped. Then you get to freeze in pitch darkness in 20 ft swells.

Builds character, or something.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at March 20, 2017 09:41 PM (/WPPJ)

330 You misspelled "brainstem".

Posted by: rickl at March 20, 2017 09:40 PM (sdi6R)


That ends his misery in a heartbeat with no pain. My solution results in crippling.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2017 09:41 PM (89UPP)

331
Judge Napolitano has been taken off the air indefinitely by Fox News.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe

And Rachel Maddow persists.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 20, 2017 09:41 PM (IqV8l)

332 Posted by: rhomboid at March 20, 2017 09:39 PM (QDnY+)

How long do I have to make mine CA legal? I need to change the suppressor, do something to make the stock non expanding and something else that I can't remember.

Or register them and I'm not doing that.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 20, 2017 09:42 PM (u8Ywb)

333 Did you read about my exciting broken case incident on Friday, Rhom? Got a lacquered steel case stuck in the chamber of the FAL, extractor ripped the head clean off, gas inflated the magazine so the base plate came out, followed by the mag spring, the remaining bullets and smoke. It was startling.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 20, 2017 09:43 PM (LTHVh)

334 Jackal, if you're in SoCal, I have some 54R that's up for sale below current market price. Kinda surprised it hasn't moved - and I've noticed other listings from around CA, priced about the same, not moving. Don't think the cheap bulk commie surplus is ever coming back to US markets. People ought to be jumping on discounted stuff.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 20, 2017 09:43 PM (QDnY+)

335 CaliGirl, you need to move to a red state. That will solve your problem.

Posted by: ALH at March 20, 2017 09:43 PM (Z56vq)

336 How long do I have to make mine CA legal? I need to change the suppressor, do something to make the stock non expanding and something else that I can't remember.

Or register them and I'm not doing that.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 20, 2017 09:42 PM (u8Ywb)

Wouldn't it be real hard to do all that?

Specially since they fell out the canoe, tragically....

Posted by: blaster at March 20, 2017 09:43 PM (HV1LS)

337 >>> Then you get to freeze in pitch darkness in 20 ft swells.


So you provide your own chum?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 20, 2017 09:43 PM (EUMr7)

338 ok, well how about this:

brooke shields was a thing way back when, in fact she was THE thing. her star has dimmed since then, although she's a trooper and has been performing and i just saw her in a recent made for tv movie.

her acting was just eh and unfortunately i don't think she's aged well. she's certainly not the paragon she was in "blue lagoon". but nobody was, certainly not the girl they got to play the shipwrecked teen in the "blue lagoon" sequel., which i also recently saw and it was forgettable.

but hold on! who was that actress in the sequel? why, none other than milla jovovich! and boy, she's aged really well and what a surprise, she's the big star! funny how things work out!

incidentally, a few years ago she said in an interview that the thing she's most proud of herself is her legs! good call! but now i think she'd say her kids since she's become a mother. all round, a good egg.

i like milla jovovich.

ok, over to you, stan...

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 20, 2017 09:44 PM (WTSFk)

339 Captain Whitebread I hate people out there.
waves arms.

Posted by: willow- mixing memes at March 20, 2017 09:44 PM (R7cwD)

340 329 Herr - thing is, halibut like to hang out at the continental shelf drop-off and feed on salmon carcasses slowly descending through the water column. So it means getting up at 4 AM to board the (expensive) charter boat. And hope you aren't bumped. Then you get to freeze in pitch darkness in 20 ft swells.

Builds character, or something.
Posted by: Skookumchuk at March 20, 2017 09:41 PM (/WPPJ)

My friends husband goes fishing all the time. He has a freezer full of halibut. I like the ahi the best. My husband likes the salmon.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 20, 2017 09:44 PM (u8Ywb)

341 Or register them and I'm not doing that.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 20, 2017 09:42 PM (u8Ywb)

=======

If you won't register them (agreed) then no need to worry about any of the other stuff.

Posted by: Flyboy at March 20, 2017 09:44 PM (p20fz)

342 Yeah walleye are more, "Hand me another beer. And grab me a sammich".

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 20, 2017 09:44 PM (EUMr7)

343 That ends his misery in a heartbeat with no pain. My solution results in crippling.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2017 09:41 PM (89UPP)

I'm thinking more along these lines.

https://youtu.be/I_keWS1i3RA

Posted by: Captain Whitebread on the all-night request line at March 20, 2017 09:45 PM (rJUlF)

344 It is all Barbra Streisand, but Comey must go. He has no credibility. He is a threat to all of us as long as he holds office.

Posted by: Locke Common at March 20, 2017 09:45 PM (NjVbM)

345 When son was in middle school, he was going into town with our youth pastor and wife, and witnessed an asshole tossing tiny kittens out his car window onto the highway.

Tore son up. Said the poor little things tried to get out of the road....

And I'll just stop right there. Gives me a rage headache.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2017 09:45 PM (PY9jH)

346 334: Nope. I'm in Northern Louisiana. And we might get more surplus if someone would drop the Clinton era import ban.

Posted by: Jackal at March 20, 2017 09:45 PM (NiR1r)

347 How long do I have to make mine CA legal? I need to change the suppressor, do something to make the stock non expanding and something else that I can't remember.

Or register them and I'm not doing that.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 20, 2017 09:42 PM (u8Ywb)
*******************


Just buy a new pair that fit.

Posted by: gNewt at March 20, 2017 09:46 PM (BrwSr)

348 Then you get to freeze in pitch darkness in 20 ft swells.

Did that once. Never afuckingain.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 20, 2017 09:46 PM (qJhUV)

349 Good to see you Skooks. I must depart for the bed. Longassed day tomorrow. Again, good to see you on here. Been awhile.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 20, 2017 09:46 PM (EUMr7)

350 My son got me back into watching wrasslin' again, I forgot how fun it can be.

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at March 20, 2017 09:46 PM (nDcc3)

351 Got a lacquered steel case stuck in the chamber of the FAL, extractor ripped the head clean off, gas inflated the magazine so the base plate came out, followed by the mag spring, the remaining bullets and smoke. It was startling.
Posted by: Grump928
-----------------------

Yikes!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2017 09:47 PM (ZO497)

352 Leftists think Comey a hero again.

I give it a week.

Posted by: blaster at March 20, 2017 09:47 PM (HV1LS)

353 I really want the CMP to get those Korean M1 Carbines. Obertrumpenfuhrer Sessions needs to come through for us.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 20, 2017 09:48 PM (LTHVh)

354 I'm thinking more along these lines.

https://youtu.be/I_keWS1i3RA

Posted by: Captain Whitebread on the all-night request line at March 20, 2017 09:45 PM (rJUlF)


As you wish.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2017 09:48 PM (89UPP)

355 Isn't there ONE journalist who will stand up, look around at his factually challenged colleagues, and say 'enough??'

Just one ... that's all I'm asking for ...

#FakeNewsForever

Posted by: Christian Toto at March 20, 2017 09:48 PM (eTv0F)

356 336 How long do I have to make mine CA legal? I need to change the suppressor, do something to make the stock non expanding and something else that I can't remember.

Or register them and I'm not doing that.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 20, 2017 09:42 PM (u8Ywb)

Wouldn't it be real hard to do all that?

Specially since they fell out the canoe, tragically....
Posted by: blaster at March 20, 2017 09:43 PM (HV1LS)

I wish I was that brave. If you get caught with them that's a big crime I'm not willing to commit.

I wish I had my grandfathers guns, my brothers have them.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 20, 2017 09:49 PM (u8Ywb)

357 As you wish.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2017 09:48 PM (89UPP)

You'd make a good Dread Pirate Roberts.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread on the all-night request line at March 20, 2017 09:49 PM (rJUlF)

358 The whole stinking Media is one giant lie. That's why Trump leaves DC to connect with actual people with actual lives who live in actual reality.


And that's why we are here.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 20, 2017 09:49 PM (KgpWR)

359 Dang, Grump, no, missed that! Bad case? Not firing out of battery, if the extractor was around the rim, I'm guessing. Never had that kind of excitement, hope I never do!


CaliGirl - believe you have a "gun guy" up there, definitely rely on him for details. Don't know when the feature/feature-less deadline is. But you'll have to have a fixed stock, no pistol grip (various solutions to this), no flash-hider (what you're calling a suppressor), and ..... see, I already forget.


I'm building "featureless", so I should know the whole list, but think I'm forgetting something. Actually online at CalGuns there's a "flow chart" for all this - if you towards the end of it, you'll see a box for rifles that "don't have X, Y, Z, etc." - that right there gives you your forbidden list.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 20, 2017 09:50 PM (QDnY+)

360 You'd make a good Dread Pirate Roberts.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread on the all-night request line at March 20, 2017 09:49 PM (rJUlF)


I appreciate that, but I'll still likely kill you in the morning.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 20, 2017 09:51 PM (89UPP)

361 OK, dinner with the lovely and talented Mrs. Skookumchuk (she of the St. Paddy's Day corned beef and cabbage leftovers), no more work, no more blogs. Manana, y'all.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at March 20, 2017 09:52 PM (/WPPJ)

362 My neighbor's cat had a litter of kittens in my bedroom closet 17 years ago (long story).

Watching them grow up was one of the best experiences in my life.

I still have one, but her health is starting to fail...

Posted by: rickl at March 20, 2017 09:53 PM (sdi6R)

363 353: Oh hell yes. One of my must gets!

Posted by: Jackal at March 20, 2017 09:54 PM (NiR1r)

364 ONT is up.

Posted by: Flyboy at March 20, 2017 09:54 PM (p20fz)

365 I'm building "featureless", so I should know the whole list, but think I'm forgetting something. Actually online at CalGuns there's a "flow chart" for all this - if you towards the end of it, you'll see a box for rifles that "don't have X, Y, Z, etc." - that right there gives you your forbidden list.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 20, 2017 09:50 PM (QDnY+)

I think those were the three things I need to fix. I need to bring them to my gun guy.

He's running six months behind he's so busy.

Also, if I make them featureless I don't have to have the stupid bullet button anymore, correct?

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 20, 2017 09:55 PM (u8Ywb)

366 Leftists think Comey a hero again.
I give it a week.

One would think that at some point vertigo would set in with these buffoons.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 20, 2017 09:55 PM (Tyii7)

367 Jackal, I think the real-world situation in Ukraine/Russia has been the main factor behind the drying up of 54R surplus. Don't think any import restrictions per se are at play.


And Grump, are those carbines eligible for CMP? They only get returns of MAP (mil. assistance program) govt-govt lent equipment, I think. I thought South Korea owned all the M1s (both kinds) they have - and further that they're not in very good shape. Unless my premises are wrong, we're talking commercially imported guns, and maybe really "parts" guns, not any beauties like my HRAs (which I think are Greek Air Force returns).


Posted by: rhomboid at March 20, 2017 09:55 PM (QDnY+)

368 Computing Forever talk about optimism

https://youtu.be/uicB1MghgJs

Buffy reference

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 20, 2017 09:55 PM (VdICR)

369 CaliGirl, correct: "featureless" = no stupid bullet button. And now, no special registration.


I think.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 20, 2017 09:56 PM (QDnY+)

370 That's why Trump leaves DC to connect with actual people with actual lives who live in actual reality.

The press must hate those assignments.

Posted by: t-bird at March 20, 2017 09:58 PM (HwVbl)

371 I still have one, but her health is starting to fail...

Posted by: rickl at March 20, 2017 09:53 PM (sdi6R)

Hang in their rickl. It's tough. As friends constantly remind me, I've given each kitty the best possible life on this earth.

You've done the same for your Kira. She may surprise you yet and get better.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2017 09:58 PM (PY9jH)

372 316 Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 20, 2017 09:32 PM (2qHjF)

If coming to believe that if you think Faux News is objective you need to reassess your critical thinking skillz. Am I wrong?
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 20, 2017 09:36 PM (gwPgz)

Definitely not wrong. But the point is that messages are being sent to members of the media that reporting something that may favor Trump will result punishment/lack of job security.

Dangerous and surreal times we are living in.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 20, 2017 10:00 PM (2qHjF)

373 369 CaliGirl, correct: "featureless" = no stupid bullet button. And now, no special registration.


I think.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 20, 2017 09:56 PM (QDnY+)

I think you're right.
My gun guy explained what I need to do. Change the suppressor thing. Lock the expanding stock in to place(this he said was easy). Change the grip. He told me to wait because they are making new grip things and they will only get better.

I really want to get rid of the bullet button thing.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 20, 2017 10:00 PM (u8Ywb)

374 367: Theres a shit ton of chinese surplus the Canucks get but we don't. And theres some "sanctions" that O'fuckstick put on a few years ago that keep out Russian surplus.

Posted by: Jackal at March 20, 2017 10:01 PM (NiR1r)

375
350 My son got me back into watching wrasslin' again, I forgot how fun it can be.
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at March 20, 2017 09:46 PM (nDcc3)


May I suggest giving the WWE channel a free run for a month. They have every episode of Raw and all ECW episodes on there. It's fun to relive the Attitude Era. Your son would enjoy era, unless he is too young.

Anyway they have everything on demand for 9.99 month unlimited plus free current PPV are included.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 20, 2017 10:04 PM (2qHjF)

376 How long do I have to make mine CA legal? I need to change the suppressor, do something to make the stock non expanding and something else that I can't remember.

Or register them and I'm not doing that.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 20, 2017 09:42 PM (u8Ywb)

1/1/2018. As messy as it is, go to calguns.net and read up. The "flowchart" mentioned above is outdated and *can't* be updated because the new regulations haven't been published yet.

Magazine ban 7/1/2017.

They aren't going to stop there, of course. As long as they have power, they will use it to control you.

As far as removing features, that usually means flash hider, pistol grip, detachable magazine, collapsible or folding stock, front vertical grip, accessories like flare or grenade launchers.

I stress again the new regulations haven't been published.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 20, 2017 10:08 PM (wB8Tg)

377 And then Joe can spend another show bitching about people tuning him out because they're sick to death of him going on and on about Trump and the Russians. But that's okay because he'll spend another show letting us know he doesn't care about ratings like conservative hacks like Hannity and Limbaugh. He claims he reads conservative sites so if he's reading this I'm sick of your shit
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2017 08:32 PM (auHtY)

I know. Walsh has that "I'm a contrarian" thing. He's against GOPe and the media and all the right bad guys but always looking for some negative nit to pick for 2 hours against the good guys. Lighten up dude, let's enjoy some win for a change. He was much better as my congressional rep before he got redistricted into radio land.

I tell you though. In the Chicago market he's an order of magnitude better than that gasbag RINO lickspittle Big John Howell.

Posted by: Keith at March 20, 2017 10:08 PM (USf3s)

378 Thanks, Jane.

Posted by: rickl at March 20, 2017 10:13 PM (sdi6R)

379 1/1/2018. As messy as it is, go to calguns.net and read up. The "flowchart" mentioned above is outdated and *can't* be updated because the new regulations haven't been published yet.

Magazine ban 7/1/2017.

They aren't going to stop there, of course. As long as they have power, they will use it to control you.

As far as removing features, that usually means flash hider, pistol grip, detachable magazine, collapsible or folding stock, front vertical grip, accessories like flare or grenade launchers.

I stress again the new regulations haven't been published.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 20, 2017 10:08 PM (wB8Tg)

Maybe that's why my gun guy told me to wait.

The magazine ban really upset a friend of mine that is another gun guy. He shoots competetitively.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 20, 2017 10:15 PM (u8Ywb)

380 Featureless is a fools errand, but knock yourself out.

I cannot wait to move.

Posted by: nip at March 20, 2017 10:22 PM (28rfK)

381 The magazine ban really upset a friend of mine that is another gun guy. He shoots competetitively.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 20, 2017 10:15 PM (u8Ywb)

Time to go.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 20, 2017 10:22 PM (wB8Tg)

382 Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 20, 2017 10:04 PM (2qHjF)

Too young. He's 9, if he was 12-13 I'd consider it they pulled some pretty risque shit, although we did watch the Stone Cold biography together haha.

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at March 20, 2017 10:23 PM (nDcc3)

383 379: Assuming its not on the evil list, sell the AR and buy Mini 14. Probably easier to convert to featureless and it actually looks decent that way, unlike the AR.

Posted by: Jackal at March 20, 2017 10:26 PM (NiR1r)

384
Oh, you are perfectly welcome to the meals, but the wheels are gonna cost ya...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 20, 2017 10:40 PM (v1g1+)

385 And in time the "unconscious assumptions" become conventional wisdom which everybody believes to be true and they then base new opinions/postings/policy/stories on a foundation that is a lie. We are 100 years down this road and the foundational lies require an archaeological dig to get down to the bottom.

Posted by: geoffb5 at March 20, 2017 10:47 PM (d3wbb)

386 He has something up his sleeve.

Posted by: ALH at March 20, 2017 09:39 PM (Z56vq)

A tipoff from Wikileaks that they have documentation showing that Comey lied his ass off and is up to his ass in Deep State treachery?

Posted by: kbdabear at March 21, 2017 12:20 AM (AOrEZ)

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Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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