Support




Contact
Powered by
Movable Type





Hillary Clinton Announces That She's "Ready to Come Out of the Woods"

bigfootloudandproud.jpg
Transsapien activist Lester "Marcy" Bigfoot applauded Hillary for her "bravery,"
then went back to eating an elegant lunch of locally-sourced farm-to-table grubs


She's back.

Hillary Clinton said she was "ready to come out of the woods" during a St. Patrick's Day speech on Friday night in Pennsylvania in front of an overflow crowd -- an indication that she plans to shed the low profile she has kept since the election.

...

"I'm like a lot of my friends right now. I have a hard time watching the news, I'll confess," she said, according to a video of the event. "I am ready to come out of the woods and to help shine a light on what is already happening around kitchen tables, at dinners like this."

I have decoded that as "I am ready to start fundraising for my Foundation again, and pushing my daughter into a spotlight she plainly withers under."

...

Ms. Kingsley, who described herself as a Clinton supporter, said the atmosphere in the room during Mrs. Clinton's speech was "ecstatic."

This happened on Friday.

Yeah I know it's old.

By the way, if this all sounds familiar to you, you're not alone: Hillary Clinton has a long history of declaring "I'm back."

And yes, previous audiences have been reported as being in ecstasy too:

The fairgrounds were packed with "Ready for Hillary" supporters waving "Ready" signs and handing out bumper stickers. The much younger activists' bright blue and green shirts stood out in the crowd of mostly older lifelong activists there to pay tribute to [Tom Harkin, announcing his retirment, in whose honor the rally was actually for]. They, like the Clintons, were careful not to overshadow the hosts, waving "Thank you, Tom" signs, but the cheers for the Clintons were louder than for anyone else.

Yes, she's like Elvis, Media.

The media can't stop itself from claiming that the frumpenproletariat Hillary Clinton and her charmless daughter are electric, inspiring personalities.

Can you feel the pulse-pounding sense of excitement that's sweeping the nation in the wake of the sudden rise to media prominence of superwoke everywoman Chelsea Clinton?

The media's been so long in the business of promoting Clinton candidacies they just don't know what to do with themselves except carry on carrying on.

Posted by: Ace at 06:39 PM




Comments

(Jump to bottom of page)

1 Love the pic and caption. Perfect.

Posted by: bluebell at March 20, 2017 06:34 PM (sBOL1)

2 That had to be the longest poop ever.

Posted by: TB at March 20, 2017 06:34 PM (wNx6K)

3 I want her to stay in the woods. She can take her rotten family in there with her.

Posted by: bluebell at March 20, 2017 06:35 PM (sBOL1)

4 If Patterson had shot that footage of Hillary he'd have left it in the camera. Then burned the camera.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 20, 2017 06:36 PM (gIRsn)

5 Stay in the wood you ignorant bitch. Please do it for America

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at March 20, 2017 06:36 PM (nQHw/)

6 She can come out of the woods, but she'll never come out of the bush.

Posted by: Huma at March 20, 2017 06:37 PM (3GFMN)

7 I sincerely hope that Caitlyn Jenner throws her stylish bonnet into the ring and beats Chelsea like a rented mule-identifying American in the general election.

Enough popcorn does not exist in this or any other universe.

Posted by: Lily(formerly of Hot Air) now of AoSHQ assassin in the night at March 20, 2017 06:37 PM (vfC/C)

8 Wood with an s that is.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at March 20, 2017 06:37 PM (nQHw/)

9 Wonder how much cash Hill can shakedown the Yeti for?

Posted by: weirdflunky at March 20, 2017 06:37 PM (kYKWC)

10 I think Hillary just mashed up her metaphors. She meant to say either she was ready to come back from wandering in the wilderness or ready to come out of the closet, but she just garbled it and said "out of the woods".

She ain't real smart.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 20, 2017 06:38 PM (wPiJc)

11 Are we lucky enough to get to face Hillary again?

I don't want to get cocky, Trump could easily blow it, but the Democrat bench looks pretty awful to me.

Posted by: Maritime at March 20, 2017 06:38 PM (9cYRJ)

12 Oooo--who is that big hairy man?

Posted by: Barbara Streisand at March 20, 2017 06:38 PM (3GFMN)

13 Anyone asking Hillary to comment on Donna Brazile's admitting to giving team Hillary debate questions before the debate?!?!?!?!?!?!

Posted by: Dang at March 20, 2017 06:39 PM (8b+oT)

14 Are you kidding? I was running away from her.

Posted by: Bigfoot at March 20, 2017 06:39 PM (3GFMN)

15 She actually wasn't in the woods. She was staying in a tiny house in a backyard in Portland.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 20, 2017 06:39 PM (wPiJc)

16 The horror .... the horror ....

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at March 20, 2017 06:39 PM (9AVZA)

17
She's out in the woods.

https://youtu.be/XyOnK-L19TM

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 20, 2017 06:40 PM (IqV8l)

18 People who think the Clintons are wonderful should kill themselves.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 20, 2017 06:40 PM (MZcWR)

19 I'm confused. If this is about Hillary, why is there a picture of Mooch?

Posted by: Aviator at March 20, 2017 06:40 PM (/Nite)

20 Eeeeewwww. That is all.

Maybe someone should ask her what her preferred pronouns are. Like, squatch, or the full sasquatch.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 20, 2017 06:40 PM (cm1Bl)

21 This will require a wooden stake to permanently fix.

Posted by: Little Boomer at March 20, 2017 06:41 PM (ZuVs9)

22 I got excited when I read the headline thinking it was long overdue. A closer read revealed coming out of the woods.

I thought it was closet.

Posted by: Booter at March 20, 2017 06:41 PM (XJGX2)

23 she's like milk past its stale date

Posted by: torabora at March 20, 2017 06:41 PM (0Hg9k)

24 Hillary was sober enough to give a speech on St. Patrick's Day? At what, 9:30 in the morning?

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at March 20, 2017 06:41 PM (uuwor)

25 19 I'm confused. If this is about Hillary, why is there a picture of Mooch?
Posted by: Aviator at March 20, 2017 06:40 PM (/Nite)

That is not a photo of a wookie. Get your stories straight, dammit.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 20, 2017 06:41 PM (cm1Bl)

26 I'm excited about Hillary getting back into the ring. She can go toe to toe with any man, as long as her Depends hold out.

Posted by: Gore Vidal at March 20, 2017 06:41 PM (3GFMN)

27 Was it too much to ask that she caught a widowmaker while out in the woods?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 20, 2017 06:41 PM (GX63o)

28 If xe wants to come out of the woods and "shed [xer] low profile," all xe has to do is announce xer plans to transition to a mini-Bubba.

Meanwhile, SMOD can target Chappaqua any time xit wishes.

Posted by: Basement Cat at March 20, 2017 06:41 PM (3C9q2)

29 She's coming out of the hardwoods?

Maybe she & Huma are getting hitched.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 20, 2017 06:41 PM (Om16U)

30 Excuse me--I speak Clintonese:

"out of the woods" = "I'm not dead , yet"

Posted by: Holmes at March 20, 2017 06:41 PM (fi5nC)

31 Ok we all are told that the photo was set-up but I have always found it riveting.

Posted by: Calif. Guy at March 20, 2017 06:41 PM (loZXu)

32 Hillary Clinton/Harold Stassen 2020.

This time will be different!

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at March 20, 2017 06:42 PM (uuwor)

33 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 20, 2017 06:42 PM (KCxzN)

34 Please Lord...aneurysm....stroke.....hit by a bus...falling piano.

Anything Lord. Just please rid us of this canker sore of a person named Hillary Rodham Clinton.

Please?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 20, 2017 06:42 PM (5VlCp)

35 She's been trying to drink herself to death since Podesta pitch-hitted for her on election night.

Posted by: Holmes at March 20, 2017 06:42 PM (fi5nC)

36 "They're baaaaack!!!" Isn't that said about poltergeists in some horror film? Hillary-The never ending horror show.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2017 06:42 PM (fDdVG)

37 Even more women of Wal-Mart, your on roll Ace!

Posted by: Killerdog at March 20, 2017 06:42 PM (7q/fS)

38 Love the picture of Hillary coming out of the woods

Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2017 06:42 PM (GPaiX)

39 Old lady wanders around in woods? This is news?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 20, 2017 06:42 PM (Cg0GI)

40 Wait, after the election Ace promised that we "would never have to see Hillary Clinton ever again."

I guess that means the we'd all go blind from jacking off our schadenboners after she lost.

I misinterpreted it to mean that she would never again appear on the public stage. Drat.

Posted by: zombie at March 20, 2017 06:42 PM (DQ4Fv)

41 Was there a pause? Like

I'm ready to come out....
.
.
.
...of the woods.

Because that's the real announcement we're all expecting.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 20, 2017 06:42 PM (yL25O)

42 I'm confused. If this is about Hillary, why is there a picture of Mooch?
Posted by: Aviator at March 20, 2017 06:40 PM (/Nite)

That is not a photo of a wookie. Get your stories straight, dammit.
Posted by: tcn in AK




Whomever it is, brush hog & wax that mf'er!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2017 06:43 PM (Uohrc)

43 Hillary: "I'm ready to come out of The Villages"**









(**America's friendliest hometown.)

Posted by: Muldoon at March 20, 2017 06:43 PM (wPiJc)

44 *hic*

Posted by: HILLARY! at March 20, 2017 06:43 PM (89T5c)

45 a 90 year old fat sick drunk women is still the face of the democratic party? LMAO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2017 06:43 PM (KlI/a)

46 >>Hillary was sober enough to give a speech on St. Patrick's Day? At what, 9:30 in the morning?


Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean

Doubtful. Around here they have green eggs and green beer for breakfast. She'd have to give that speech at about 5:45.

Posted by: Aviator at March 20, 2017 06:43 PM (/Nite)

47 BTW, I sincerely hope Trump has some smoking gun evidence regarding the wiretap claims. I'm in the camp that wants to believe him, but having more doubts with each passing day.

Was this just him going off something that wasn't really verified?

I know it sounds like concern trolling, but how long is he going to go on with this without showing us what he has?

Posted by: Maritime at March 20, 2017 06:43 PM (9cYRJ)

48 11
I don't want to get cocky, Trump could easily blow it, but the Democrat bench looks pretty awful to me.
Posted by: Maritime at March 20, 2017 06:38 PM (9cYRJ)


So does half the voting population.

Posted by: rickl at March 20, 2017 06:43 PM (sdi6R)

49 "This will require a wooden stake to permanently fix.


Posted by: Little Boomer at March 20, 2017 06:41 PM (ZuVs9)"We need an old priest, a young priest, and a pinch of dirt from Park Ridge, IL.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at March 20, 2017 06:43 PM (uuwor)

50 That's "woodshed," sugar britches.

Posted by: President The Donald at March 20, 2017 06:44 PM (GX63o)

51 Was watching part of the Conmey hearing.



Is it at all possible to ask simple yet obvious questions that would
get to the heart of the matter or must every question be asked and
parsed to an inch of it's life?

We know less today than we did yesterday!

Incredible.

Posted by: Kreplach at March 20, 2017 06:44 PM (+lv+r)

52 39 Old lady wanders around in woods? This is news?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 20, 2017 06:42 PM (Cg0GI)


Does this mean we can cancel the Silver Alert?

Posted by: TexasDan at March 20, 2017 06:44 PM (yL25O)

53 42-

you mispelled shoot.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 20, 2017 06:44 PM (89T5c)

54 She was bringing down property values.

Posted by: Baba Yaga at March 20, 2017 06:44 PM (8nWyX)

55 I'm ecstatic that she's not president too Ms. Kingsly

Posted by: GregV61 at March 20, 2017 06:44 PM (+5nuR)

56 Gee, it took Hillary four months to get over the royal hangover from her post-election binge?

Posted by: zombie at March 20, 2017 06:45 PM (DQ4Fv)

57 We'll see you in court ace.

Posted by: Yeti Local 101 at March 20, 2017 06:45 PM (nN3W/)

58 Did she put on her sad face and cry like Chuck Schumer? It's all fake unless there's crying. Everyone knows that.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at March 20, 2017 06:45 PM (PvCxa)

59 Other countries had to work for centuries to reach political dynasties of disease-ridden imbecilic Hapsburgs. With the Clintons the US can get there one just one step!

Posted by: GalosGann at March 20, 2017 06:45 PM (md1b/)

60 >>I have decoded that as "I am ready to start fundraising for my
Foundation again, and pushing my daughter into a spotlight she plainly
withers under."



Yup. Exactly.

Love Kurt Shlicters's column on Chelsea.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2017 06:45 PM (NOIQH)

61
Hillary's feeling all squatchy, because she knows she will never be President.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 20, 2017 06:45 PM (cuZZW)

62 I wish Hillary was like Elvis - then she would have died on the shitter 25 years ago.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at March 20, 2017 06:45 PM (uuwor)

63 If she gets elected Mayor of New York City, will she be called "Sheezonner?"

Posted by: Huma Weiner at March 20, 2017 06:46 PM (j+dfT)

64 You guys are mean. It's hard going in the woods with a walker.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 20, 2017 06:46 PM (yL25O)

65 Can you feel the pulse-pounding sense of excitement that's sweeping the
nation in the wake of the sudden rise to media prominence of superwoke
everywoman Chelsea Clinton?


Yep, reminds me of having a spastic colon attack with the nearest bathroom 12 miles away. Excitement by the quart.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 20, 2017 06:46 PM (xpfRn)

66 "I am ready to come out of the woods and to help shine a light on what is already happening around kitchen tables, at dinners like this."


Yes, Hillz is interested in nothing more than "shining a light" on kitchen tables and shit. Her obsession with easing the plight of the common man is downright legendary.

When she's done shining lights she may also, "start a conversation."

Has that ugly witch ever spoken one candid syllable in her entire miserable excuse for a life?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 20, 2017 06:46 PM (8ZskC)

67 I wish Hillary was like Elvis - then she would have died on the shitter 25 years ago.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at March 20, 2017 06:45 PM (uuwor)

You must really hate the paramedics from Chappaqua?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2017 06:46 PM (KlI/a)

68 Hillary should have stayed in the woods and done something remarkable, like Emma "Grandma" Gatewood...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 20, 2017 06:46 PM (kP16F)

69 "I know it sounds like concern trolling,....."

Why yes, yes it does.

Posted by: Tuna at March 20, 2017 06:47 PM (jm1YL)

70 I wish Hillary was like Elvis

Elvis was better-looking, even in his pudgy phase.

Posted by: Basement Cat at March 20, 2017 06:47 PM (3C9q2)

71 I don't get it. Ace and others have written her off but you know that as long as she can still draw breath she is never going to give up on the presidency. If Trump doesn't prosecute her he will live to regret it and he has to do it now before it is too close to 2020 election.

That monster isn't dead yet.

Posted by: Pete at March 20, 2017 06:47 PM (kHNsF)

72 Relieved residents can once again walk through the parks and woods around Chappaqua without Hillary terrorizing them for selfies.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 20, 2017 06:47 PM (dargh)

73 There hasn't been a prominent celebrity child this electrifying in their parents' vocation since that plucky Pete Rose Jr.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at March 20, 2017 06:48 PM (uuwor)

74 Quash the Squatch!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 20, 2017 06:48 PM (Nwg0u)

75 I thought you said Hillary. That is a pic of Michelle. /

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at March 20, 2017 06:48 PM (+aCe4)

76 I found out that my brother is some kinda true believer and member of the BFRO.

And he will cuss you out if you laugh or call bs on all of that.

Of course I also have an uncle who literally ran off and joined the circus as a carney or roustabout or whatever you call those guys so...

Posted by: weirdflunky at March 20, 2017 06:48 PM (kYKWC)

77 Flashback:

More people believe in bigfoot than believe in hillary's stories.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 20, 2017 06:48 PM (GX63o)

78 Hillary, what did you find most enchanting about the woods?

Posted by: The MFM at March 20, 2017 06:48 PM (97XyN)

79 Meanwhile, in other news, creepy clown in the woods sightings come to an unexpected end.

Posted by: Lily(formerly of Hot Air) now of AoSHQ assassin in the night at March 20, 2017 06:48 PM (vfC/C)

80 Hillary or Bigfoot?

Screech-like howl, shambling gait, fetid odor, previously spotted in 49 of the 50 states, scares small children.


Hmmm. Seems like the only difference is that Bigfoot has a chance of being elected POTUS.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 20, 2017 06:48 PM (wPiJc)

81 Good.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at March 20, 2017 06:48 PM (QQ+il)

82 Yeah I know it's old.
-------------

So, ace, you been busy?

Posted by: bluebell at March 20, 2017 06:49 PM (sBOL1)

83 She's had nearly four months to dry out, and just NOW she's coming out of the.... closet? woods? toilet? rehab?

Whatever, gramma. Keep taking yer meds.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 20, 2017 06:49 PM (cm1Bl)

84 Hillary will always do great speaking in front of her fellow Sisters of the Pantsuit like she did on St. Patty's. Where she runs into trouble is speaking to normal people.

Small flaw that I'm sure her handlers will address by having her continue to insult and ignore them.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2017 06:49 PM (/tuJf)

85 The only reason she's leaving the woods is because we ate her house.

Posted by: Hansel and Gretel at March 20, 2017 06:49 PM (QDr6b)

86 Agree, first question: Hillary are you going to apologize to the American public for a our part receiving the answers to the debate questions? What other advantages have you been given?

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 20, 2017 06:49 PM (U+nHb)

87 The yeti is missing the walker with the little green tennis balls for feet...

Posted by: Duh at March 20, 2017 06:49 PM (9n0dl)

88 79 Meanwhile, in other news, creepy clown in the woods sightings come to an unexpected end.


Actually they will come out of hiding. HillzMonster feeds on them.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 20, 2017 06:49 PM (pY+s4)

89 "Hmmm. Seems like the only difference is that Bigfoot has a chance of being elected POTUS.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 20, 2017 06:48 PM (wPiJc) "

I dunno, I've heard he was really born in Manitoba.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at March 20, 2017 06:49 PM (uuwor)

90 >>Elvis was better-looking, even in his pudgy phase.

Posted by: Basement Cat

He was better looking dead.
On the toilet with a peanut butter and nanner sandwich in his mouth.

Posted by: Aviator at March 20, 2017 06:49 PM (/Nite)

91 You WILL love these people! We won't stop until you do!!

Posted by: The Experts at March 20, 2017 06:50 PM (qJhUV)

92 The only reason she's leaving the woods is because we ate her house.
Posted by: Hansel and Gretel at March 20, 2017 06:49 PM (QDr6b)

I hate to the one to break this to ya, but that wasn't her house

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2017 06:50 PM (KlI/a)

93 Hillary Clinton said she was "ready to come out of the woods" during a St. Patrick's Day speech on Friday night in Pennsylvania in front of an overflow crowd -- an indication that she plans to shed the low profile she has kept since the election.

Trump had better get that investigation of her moving again. The only way to stop a Clinton is to jail him/her.

I mean, seriously ... someone put a fork in this criminal twat.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2017 06:50 PM (zc3Db)

94 >>Anyone asking Hillary to comment on Donna Brazile's admitting to giving
team Hillary debate questions before the debate?!?!?!?!?!?!




Also unasked: If Brazile is now saying she did pass on the debate questions, then this is an admission that the wikileaks emails were *not* faked or otherwise modified, right? Brazile and many others were screaming that the emails were all fake, fake, fake, so let's update the record on that......And then let's go back and take what was revealed seriously. All of it.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2017 06:50 PM (NOIQH)

95 That monster isn't dead yet.
Posted by: Pete at March 20, 2017 06:47 PM (kHNsF)

Better nuke it from space, just to be sure.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 20, 2017 06:50 PM (cm1Bl)

96 So what Hillary really means is, "America, you're not out of the woods yet!"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 20, 2017 06:51 PM (Nwg0u)

97 Sad fact is a very large portion of the country will vote for her, in NY or in 2020.

Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2017 06:51 PM (GPaiX)

98 She's not coming out--we THREW her out.

Sincerely,

Posted by: The Woods at March 20, 2017 06:52 PM (Ndje9)

99 47 BTW, I sincerely hope Trump has some smoking gun evidence regarding the wiretap claims. I'm in the camp that wants to believe him, but having more doubts with each passing day.

Was this just him going off something that wasn't really verified?

I know it sounds like concern trolling, but how long is he going to go on with this without showing us what he has?

Posted by: Maritime at March 20, 2017 06:43 PM (9cYRJ)


********************

The Left and the media are trying to take out the electorate's choice as President via rumors in The Court of Public Opinion--to me that is the real Constitutional crisis. They are also getting a huge assist by the leak of classified materials.

I do not get how this is the priority other than the Right--always has to follow the Left media's directions.


Trump is the current President--yet Obama's honor is supposedly the biggest issue?

It's crazy.

Posted by: Holmes at March 20, 2017 06:52 PM (fi5nC)

100 Two roads diverged in the woods - I took the one less travelled, and that has made all the difference.

- hillary clinton
Two roads diverged in a wood and I - I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference.
Read more at: https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/r/robertfros101324.htmlTwo roads diverged in a wood and I - I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference.
Read more at: https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/r/robertfros101324.htmlTwo roads diverged in a wood and I - I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference.
Read more at: https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/r/robertfros101324.html

Posted by: hillary at March 20, 2017 06:52 PM (GX63o)

101 Other countries had to work for centuries to reach political dynasties of disease-ridden imbecilic Hapsburgs. With the Clintons the US can get there one just one step!


The Clintons only aspired to dynasty. You have one brilliant politician, Bill, who makes it all the way. Then you have the striver, the grasping wife who wants her own.

What did she achieve? A carpetbagged Senate seat for a little while and SoS as a consolation prize. What she has really wanted she has failed at twice.

Unless the Clintons can get some spark out of the unfortunate Chelsea there is no dynasty.

Bushes are a dynasty. Kennedys, even Cuomos. I'll even give the Udalls a local dynasty as they've made it to two generations.

But Hillary is just a failed heap of corrupt ambition, stale yoga sweat, and Smirnoff halitosis. Also, she will never be president.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 20, 2017 06:52 PM (gIRsn)

102 Hillary should have been caught making out with a younger woman in the woods ... then she'd "come out" for the twofer ... first woman, first lesbian ... throw in "first presidential spouse", and "first woman with a walker and dementia" she can't lose.

"Why is she not fifty points ahead already" she might be cackling.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 20, 2017 06:52 PM (BrMft)

103 I found out that my brother is some kinda true believer and member of the BFRO.

And he will cuss you out if you laugh or call bs on all of that.

Of course I also have an uncle who literally ran off and joined the circus as a carney or roustabout or whatever you call those guys so...
Posted by: weirdflunky at March 20, 2017 06:48 PM (kYKWC)

------------

Note to self: regretfully turn down invitation to weirdflunky's family reunion.

Posted by: bluebell at March 20, 2017 06:53 PM (sBOL1)

104 >>>I know it sounds like concern trolling, but how long is he going to go on with this without showing us what he has?

Until he says something crazier?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 20, 2017 06:53 PM (RrhD2)

105 http://nyp.st/2ntGqA2
----
Ivanka Trump to join White House staff
----
JUST UUUGGGHHH!!

Posted by: EVLINC! at March 20, 2017 06:53 PM (y3aQB)

106
Also unasked: If Brazile is now saying she did pass on the debate questions, then this is an admission that the wikileaks emails were *not* faked or otherwise modified, right? Brazile and many others were screaming that the emails were all fake, fake, fake, so let's update the record on that......And then let's go back and take what was revealed seriously. All of it.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2017 06:50 PM (NOIQH)

You assume that anyone, and I mean anyone, believed any of that BS story in the first place. It ain't about the truth, it's about saying as much BS as you can and then sticking to it until it doesn't matter any more and the LIV's have quit watching the news.

Everything that comes out of Brazile's mouth is suspect, including when she asks where the ladies room is.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 20, 2017 06:53 PM (cm1Bl)

107 Don't look behind the tree.

Bill is back there.

Doing things.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 20, 2017 06:53 PM (fdyxv)

108 It's true. I am utterly without charm.

I don't care about money, either, although I've tried. I'm just not that superficial.

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at March 20, 2017 06:53 PM (Cw3TC)

109 Two roads diverged in the barrel.

It doesn't matter which one you take - you're fucked either way.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at March 20, 2017 06:53 PM (uuwor)

110 Drop the bomb . EXTERMINATE THEM ALL

Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at March 20, 2017 06:53 PM (Bl1Kv)

111 Read and just saw Comey that the FBI found Tom Brady's jersey and it was a credentialed media person who is the perp, but still don't know who it is. A foreigner I think.

Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2017 06:54 PM (GPaiX)

112 >>>Of course I also have an uncle who literally ran off and joined the circus as a carney or roustabout or whatever you call those guys so...

Does he know any one-armed women?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 20, 2017 06:54 PM (RrhD2)

113 If you think she is a basket case now just wait till 2020...believe me it doesnt get any better

Posted by: Billy boy at March 20, 2017 06:54 PM (9n0dl)

114 I'm not worried about Trump's wiretap game. If it is a game.

I am worried about Hillary's corpse or her spawn being dragged up the steps of 1600 Penn. Ave.

And about sharks.
Man, I hate sharks.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 20, 2017 06:54 PM (zsHGH)

115 Several people were having a lot of fun last week. changing Hillary's quote around to get a few laughs. She didn't really say the whole ridiculous quote; Some flunkey wrote it for her.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2017 06:54 PM (fDdVG)

116 Drop the bomb . EXTERMINATE THEM ALL
Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at March 20, 2017 06:53 PM (Bl1Kv)

As it turns out, Colonel, your were the only sane one in the whole movie

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2017 06:54 PM (KlI/a)

117 Boggy Creek 3

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 20, 2017 06:54 PM (IqV8l)

118 Tiger Woods is dead?

Posted by: Muldoon at March 20, 2017 06:54 PM (wPiJc)

119 Is it at all possible to ask simple yet obvious questions that would
get to the heart of the matter or must every question be asked and
parsed to an inch of it's life?

We know less today than we did yesterday!

Incredible.
Posted by: Kreplach


Might be. But that would only be possible in some sort of august body of responsible and efficient legislators whose only goal is to represent the Republic and her individualistic citizenry.

That does not exist on this face of the multiverse. Roll again for character creation.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 20, 2017 06:54 PM (4YGWz)

120 The fur must hide her shitbag.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 20, 2017 06:54 PM (89T5c)

121 Winners never quit and neither do losers!

- Old Sasquatch Folk Saying

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 20, 2017 06:55 PM (Nwg0u)

122 >>>JUST UUUGGGHHH!!

Use the spray bottle to wipe off the couch for the next customer.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 20, 2017 06:55 PM (RrhD2)

123 In a way, Algore may be the biggest success story as a loser, becoming a billionaire based on nothing more than having lost.

She should emulate him - grow a beard, assault a masseuse, and put together some powerpoint lies.

I bet if she skipped a couple weeks of electrolysis she would just need to work on the powerpoint bit and she would be there. Easy Peasy.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 20, 2017 06:55 PM (LWu6U)

124 120 The fur must hide her shitbag.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 20, 2017 06:54 PM (89T5c)

Well, then it's good she is furry all over.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 20, 2017 06:55 PM (cm1Bl)

125 118
Tiger Woods is dead?

Posted by: Muldoon at March 20, 2017 06:54 PM (wPiJc)

What did he know about hillary?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 20, 2017 06:55 PM (GX63o)

126 I bet it's more like dragged out of the woods and chucked in the van.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 20, 2017 06:55 PM (yL25O)

127 Looking forward to Hillary's next public collapse and the frantic cover-up attempts by the media when it happens.

Posted by: Kensington at March 20, 2017 06:55 PM (Cw3TC)

128 "I am ready to come out of the woods and to help shine a light on what is already happening around kitchen tables, at dinners like this."

Shrillary's eating dinner int he kitchen?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2017 06:56 PM (zc3Db)

129 Can you imagine what the hag will look and sound like in 4 years? 4 long bitter years.

Posted by: Tuna at March 20, 2017 06:56 PM (jm1YL)

130 Grifters, the lot of them.

Posted by: navybrat at March 20, 2017 06:56 PM (w7KSn)

131 Shrillary's eating dinner int he kitchen?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2017 06:56 PM (zc3Db)
-------------

Not in mine. I have a pot of oil boiling, just in case.

Posted by: bluebell at March 20, 2017 06:56 PM (sBOL1)

132 Can you imagine what the hag will look and sound like in 4 years? 4 long bitter years.
Posted by: Tuna at March 20, 2017 06:56 PM (jm1YL)

You don't know the 1/2 of it

Posted by: FAB's OBGYN at March 20, 2017 06:56 PM (KlI/a)

133 Lester "Marcy" Bigfoot. As in Fort Marcy Park? Now we know who screwed up with the car keys.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 20, 2017 06:56 PM (dargh)

134 The fur must hide her shitbag.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

No, Bill was on Epstein's island when the photo was taken.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 20, 2017 06:57 PM (QDr6b)

135 http://www.weaselzippers.us/330341-chelsea-clinton-to-be-honored-for-humanitarian-work/

Oh my dear sweet Lord.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 20, 2017 06:57 PM (cm1Bl)

136 credentialed media person

-
Means he has a Double O License to Lie.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 20, 2017 06:57 PM (Nwg0u)

137 100

Two roads diverged in the woods - I took the one who paid me $145 million.

Posted by: Hillary Russian Clinton at March 20, 2017 06:57 PM (Ndje9)

138 111 Read and just saw Comey that the FBI found Tom Brady's jersey and it was a credentialed media person who is the perp, but still don't know who it is. A foreigner I think.

Probably one of those "goooooooooal!" guys.

Posted by: wooga at March 20, 2017 06:57 PM (qA1vU)

139 Don't go into the woods but if you do stay away from gingerbread houses.

Posted by: Hansel at March 20, 2017 06:58 PM (BO/km)

140 Note to self: regretfully turn down invitation to weirdflunky's family reunion.

Posted by: bluebell at March 20, 2017 06:53 PM (sBOL1)

Heh.

Posted by: weirdflunky at March 20, 2017 06:58 PM (kYKWC)

141 A womyn's place is in the woods.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2017 06:58 PM (oVJmc)

142 129 Can you imagine what the hag will look and sound like in 4 years? 4 long bitter years.
Posted by: Tuna


Don't worry, she's already on the John D. Rockefeller diet: monkey glands and teenage wet-nurses.

Posted by: zombie at March 20, 2017 06:58 PM (DQ4Fv)

143 I for one love Chelsea tweeting truth to power. She is so courageous and it shows a phenomenal intellect that can only come through superior genes and attending prestigious ivy league school's unlike our current President.

Chelsea is exactly what we need. A woman from the younger generation that understands technology and loves to use social media to point out how crazy wrong the other party is.

It is a sign of just how much work our country needs to do to fight racism, bigotry, racism, homophobia, racism, and racism that the current President represents in his tweets. Could you imagine a President tweeting? What is the country coming to? It is like all the stupids and racists took over.

Chelsea is exactly what we need. An educated and accomplished woman who is a mom, author, and twitter savant.

Posted by: wodun at March 20, 2017 06:58 PM (lFga6)

144 Former First Daughter Chelsea Clinton will be honored by Variety magazine next month for her humanitarian work along with five other women.

Variety announced Monday the six women who have been selected to be Varietys Lifetime Impact Honorees for their humanitarian work: Clinton; actresses Jessica Chastain, Blake Lively, and Audra McDonald; CBS host Gayle King; and media executive Shari Redstone.


All Left Wingers i am sure

Posted by: Neergiveup at March 20, 2017 06:58 PM (KlI/a)

145 Read and just saw Comey that the FBI found Tom Brady's jersey

LOL. The F.B.I. ... jersey detectives!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2017 06:58 PM (zc3Db)

146 and the rest of the quote was something about Hillary"bringing us all together" Yes....Right. Uhh huh.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2017 06:58 PM (fDdVG)

147 My daughter could have been a pedantic cartilagonist, but I told her to go into politics. She'll be great!

Posted by: Hillary! at March 20, 2017 06:58 PM (kTF2Z)

148 @47

Proof, like headline stories in the NYT, Washington Post, Wash. Times, etc.
stating it.

http://static.snopes.com/app/uploads/2017/03/new-york-times-wiretap.jpg


What's going on now is one of the greatest okee dokes ever perpetrated by the MSM/Donk establishment.

And the GOP is useless cunts..

Why can't people ask simple straight forward fucking questions and demand straight answers?

GAHHH!!

Posted by: Kreplach at March 20, 2017 06:58 PM (+lv+r)

149 Ah fuck i can't even spell my nic right

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2017 06:58 PM (KlI/a)

150 Oh my dear sweet Lord.

-
Word to the wise. Stay away from that My Sweet Lord stuff.

- Zombie George Harrison

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 20, 2017 06:59 PM (Nwg0u)

151 Q: Does hILLRY poop in the woods?

A: with Depends, she pretty much poops anywhere.

Posted by: wth at March 20, 2017 06:59 PM (HgMAr)

152
Ugh. When will our long national nightmare of the Clinton dynasty ever end?

I have about 20 democrat candidates I'm noticing already jockeying for position for a 2020 run. They're not going to get out of the way for Granny.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 20, 2017 06:59 PM (ZFUt7)

153 http://www.weaselzippers.us/330341-chelsea-clinton-to-be-honored-for-humanitarian-work/

Oh my dear sweet Lord.


*******

Oh, I can totally see it. Just imagine how many lives she may have saved by not becoming a Pediatric Cardiologist!!

Posted by: Muldoon at March 20, 2017 06:59 PM (wPiJc)

154 Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2017 06:58 PM (KlI/a)

--------
You could always change it ne'erdowell.

Posted by: bluebell at March 20, 2017 06:59 PM (sBOL1)

155 It takes a village of Bigfeet to raise a child as charmless as Chelsea.

Posted by: zombie at March 20, 2017 06:59 PM (DQ4Fv)

156 My hard-won advice: Do NOT go into the woods with Hillary.

Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at March 20, 2017 07:00 PM (3OAG2)

157 The more the shrew queen steps back into the limelight towing the daughter along with her the better. Inside their private universe they think the world can not get by without them. 70%, even LIVs know better. I am ready for hillary continuing to remain clueless.

Posted by: colfax mingo at March 20, 2017 07:00 PM (PX+kj)

158 I'm transitioning into a tall person who really digs Hillary.



It's gonna take a while to work on the height, but the loss of brain matter necessary to love that old gal can be accomplished courtesy of Messrs. Smith and [implied ampersand] Wesson in the caliber of .357.

Posted by: David Rappaport at March 20, 2017 07:00 PM (Luma7)

159 As long as the old gal doesn't come out of the woods and shine a light on me!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 20, 2017 07:00 PM (3GFMN)

160 I can see her making out of the woods okay even if they have to toss her out like a side of beef.

It's uncanny valley she has never been able to exit.

But yeah, Hillary! 4.0 That's the ticket!

Posted by: Lily(formerly of Hot Air) now of AoSHQ assassin in the night at March 20, 2017 07:00 PM (vfC/C)

161 You could always change it ne'erdowell.

Posted by: bluebell at March 20, 2017 06:59 PM (sBOL1)

My good friends call me worse

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2017 07:00 PM (KlI/a)

162 'Disinfect This Book - A Children's Novel' by Bill Clinton (2017).

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2017 07:00 PM (NJrRe)

163 Huh. Luma7. That sounds nic-worthy.

Posted by: David Rappaport at March 20, 2017 07:01 PM (Luma7)

164 >>> Posted by: wodun at March 20, 2017 06:58 PM

Are you from Brattleboro, VT

Posted by: fluufy at March 20, 2017 07:01 PM (jw2Xw)

165 How did Shrillary get in the woods, to begin with?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2017 07:01 PM (zc3Db)

166 Will no one rid us of this Beast?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2017 07:01 PM (PY9jH)

167 Dear Democrats:

This is the bitch that made sure Bernie had no chance.

But, sure, welcome her back, I'm sure she'll care what you think now.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2017 07:01 PM (oVJmc)

168 http://bit.ly/2ntVP3l
----
General Tom McInerney - Sunday, March 19, 2017 - Dr. Dave Janda

Posted by: EVLINC! at March 20, 2017 07:02 PM (y3aQB)

169 Hillary has a portrait in her attic, that keeps looking younger, and younger, with every passing year.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 20, 2017 07:02 PM (v5iqM)

170 LOL. The F.B.I. ... jersey detectives!
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2017 06:58 PM (zc3Db)


At some point of value, I think it's appropriate for the Feds to be involved, no matter how stupid it may be that someone would pay that much.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 20, 2017 07:02 PM (yL25O)

171

Ah, there's no one quite like Ace.

haha, great laugh of the day
thanks

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 20, 2017 07:02 PM (0mz2+)

172 135 http://www.weaselzippers.us/330341-chelsea-clinton-to-be-honored-for-humanitarian-work/

Oh my dear sweet Lord.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 20, 2017 06:57 PM (cm1Bl)


Just go ahead and give her the Nobel Peace Prize already.

Posted by: rickl at March 20, 2017 07:02 PM (sdi6R)

173 frumpenproletariat

Oh, that's good.

Posted by: pep at March 20, 2017 07:02 PM (LAe3v)

174 How did Shrillary get in the woods, to begin with?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2017 07:01 PM (zc3Db)


The obvious answer - being absolutely terrible at everything - will never cross her pickled mind.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2017 07:02 PM (8nWyX)

175 140. And that reminds me of a song:

https://youtu.be/DCuygS1dDzY

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 20, 2017 07:02 PM (JhduB)

176 Humanitarian works!?!

How can someone like her accept something like that? Doesn't she see herself when she looks in the mirror? Is there nothing behind those eyes but a soulless compulsion to feed on the unwarranted ambition?

Are they all sociopaths?

Posted by: Kensington at March 20, 2017 07:02 PM (Cw3TC)

177 As Hillary staggers out into the clearing, she announces, "Confirmed: The Pope has diarrhea!"

Posted by: zombie at March 20, 2017 07:03 PM (DQ4Fv)

178 OT: any or you 'rons or 'ettes with a direct line to OregonMuse might wish to share this with him for the chess thread.

http://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/bad-chess-scenes-movies-tv

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 20, 2017 07:03 PM (gIRsn)

179 I think Shrillary meant to say "wilderness", not "woods" ... but the old brain isn't working too well these days.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2017 07:03 PM (zc3Db)

180 "I am ready to come out of the woods and to help shine a light on what is already happening around kitchen tables, at dinners like this."

This is the lady who stopped at a taco restaurant to look" normal" and, when no one recognized her nor gave a sh*t about yet another wealthy old woman in $1000 sunglasses standing in line at a chain restaurant, had her campaign staff call reporters so they could report on the story that didn't happen.

That's this lady, right?

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 20, 2017 07:04 PM (/f1mm)

181 Are you from Brattleboro, VT
Posted by: fluufy at March 20, 2017 07:01 PM (jw2Xw)


Close. They are a student at Middelbury College.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2017 07:04 PM (fDdVG)

182 that is some seriously funny stuff ace......that big foot pic is perfect for that headline......

Posted by: phoenixgirl..spring training at March 20, 2017 07:04 PM (0O7c5)

183 Oops. I see that Muldoon had already pointed that out at the beginning of the thread.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2017 07:04 PM (zc3Db)

184 In all seriousness, do you think that, after that resounding defeat in November, she really thinks she's relevant?

Or is it just what ace says - paving the way for Chelsea with yellow bricks.

Posted by: bluebell at March 20, 2017 07:04 PM (sBOL1)

185 attending prestigious ivy league school's unlike our current President.

Teh Donald graduated in 1968 from the Wharton School, which is part of Penn, which is Ivy.

Posted by: Basement Cat at March 20, 2017 07:04 PM (3C9q2)

186 I think Shrillary meant to say "wilderness", not "woods" ... but the old brain isn't working too well these days.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2017 07:03 PM (zc3Db)

She better not, I'll sue the old hag

Posted by: Winston Spenser Chruchill at March 20, 2017 07:04 PM (KlI/a)

187 http://www.weaselzippers.us/330341-chelsea-clinton-to-be-honored-for-humanitarian-work/



Oh my dear sweet Lord.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 20, 2017 06:57 PM (cm1Bl)





I. Simply. Can't.



Speaking of princesses, I wonder when Trump will replace Caroline Kennedy as ambassador to Japan?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2017 07:04 PM (PY9jH)

188 Posted by: wodun at March 20, 2017 06:58 PM

Are you from Brattleboro, VT
Posted by: fluufy at March 20, 2017 07:01 PM (jw2Xw)

Pay wodun no mind. Apparently, just another member of my extended family.

Bluebell will explain.

Posted by: weirdflunky at March 20, 2017 07:04 PM (kYKWC)

189 Ugh. When will our long national nightmare of the Clinton dynasty ever end?

Hopefully not soon. As long as she's there, the party continues to beclown itself. People will remember that Donna Brazile was a mole and that Hillary was her handler. Even more important, they'll remember she lost.

Posted by: pep at March 20, 2017 07:05 PM (LAe3v)

190 179 I think Shrillary meant to say "wilderness", not "woods" ... but the old brain isn't working too well these days.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair


She was referring to the stupid staged photo-op after the election where a "random hiker" (who happened to be a liberal activist) "accidentally" met Hillary in the woods near Chappaqua. In Progressive Mind, this was some kind of epic historical moment.

Posted by: zombie at March 20, 2017 07:05 PM (DQ4Fv)

191 Pay wodun no mind. Apparently, just another member of my extended family.

Bluebell will explain.
Posted by: weirdflunky at March 20, 2017 07:04 PM (kYKWC)
----------

From the Roswell branch.

Posted by: bluebell at March 20, 2017 07:05 PM (sBOL1)

192 I bet hellary and bigfoot have at least one thing in common. The smell. Except bigfoot probably smells less like vomit and incontinence. Better hair, too.

Posted by: Eromero at March 20, 2017 07:06 PM (zLDYs)

193 Well time to go home

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2017 07:06 PM (KlI/a)

194 If I were Bigfoot, I'd be suing Ace over that picture for defamation of character.

Posted by: T at March 20, 2017 07:06 PM (IKdzI)

195 Billy Jeff keeps taking Hillary on walks in the woods, and she keeps finding her way home.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2017 07:06 PM (PY9jH)

196 Are they all sociopaths?
Posted by: Kensington

Sociopaths?! The Clintons?! Never! I won't hear a word against them.

Posted by: Juanita Broadrick, Gennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, et al. at March 20, 2017 07:07 PM (QDr6b)

197 Are they all sociopaths?
Posted by: Kensington



OH OH I know that answer too that question!!!

Yes.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 20, 2017 07:07 PM (pY+s4)

198 She was referring to the stupid staged photo-op after the election where a "random hiker" (who happened to be a liberal activist) "accidentally" met Hillary in the woods near Chappaqua. In Progressive Mind, this was some kind of epic historical moment.

Posted by: zombie at March 20, 2017 07:05 PM (DQ4Fv)


I see. I must have missed that one.

That still doesn't explain why she's holding dinners at her kitchen table. Maybe she was eating with the help?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2017 07:07 PM (zc3Db)

199 How did Shrillary get in the woods, to begin with?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2017 07:01 PM (zc3Db)


Ross Perot dropped her off. Or maybe it was Toonces the cat.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 20, 2017 07:07 PM (dargh)

200 I think Shrillary meant to say "wilderness", not "woods" ... but the old brain isn't working too well these days.

She meant to say "where's the vodka". Things get a bit garbled now.

Posted by: pep at March 20, 2017 07:07 PM (LAe3v)

201 "I know it sounds like concern trolling, but how long is he going to go on with this without showing us what he has?"

I get it. It seems pretty obvious to me that it's true, based on past media reports and the reaction of the people involved. So I don't see any reason for Trump to make it up. The open accusation itself serves a purpose now. I figure the intelligence community / media circus would exist just the same, just focused in a less convenient direction for the President.

Posted by: GalosGann at March 20, 2017 07:07 PM (md1b/)

202 If I were Bigfoot, I'd be suing Ace over that picture for defamation of character.

Posted by: T at March 20, 2017 07:06 PM (IKdzI)


I think Mooch is on vacation right now.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2017 07:07 PM (zc3Db)

203 She keeps trying to keep her self young bathing in the blood of virgins, but Bill keeps getting to them first.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2017 07:08 PM (oVJmc)

204 Also damn it--what the Left is trying to do to Trump is a damn National Security issue and tempts all kinds of malfeasance--the nation will survive Trump trying to fight back in some measure.

So far it has proven that the Left is trying yet again to upset the process of Democracy--after denying a free democratic process to their base during the anointment process of Hillary --by delegitimizing Trump. They are not basing it on anything valid--thus far since now the Left has said it was not an investigation that was warranted by Obama--or based on anything the Brits had.

So now that those two things have been eliminated--we are back to rumors in the media, and the free associations of Rachel Maddow.

In the words of Michael Morrell--Obama's acting CIA director:

"There's smoke, but no fire at all."

"There's no little campfire, there's no little candle, there's no little spark. And there's a lot of people looking for it."


(Jennifer Griffin reporting)

Posted by: Holmes at March 20, 2017 07:09 PM (fi5nC)

205 New, from Hillco: The Metaphor-O-Matic. Chops, minces, dices and mixes in just two easy steps.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 20, 2017 07:09 PM (wPiJc)

206 roof, like headline stories in the NYT, Washington Post, Wash. Times, etc.
stating it.

http://static.snopes.com/app/uploads/2017/03/new-york-times-wiretap.jpg


What's going on now is one of the greatest okee dokes ever perpetrated by the MSM/Donk establishment.

And the GOP is useless cunts..

Why can't people ask simple straight forward fucking questions and demand straight answers?

GAHHH!!
Posted by: Kreplach

____

So here's the thing, if Comey is committing perjury and saying it's all bullshit, why isn't Trump immediately firing him?

I'm honestly asking, is every single government official going on the record and lying? It's certainly a possibility, I just want Trump to have the ultimate smoking gun to prove this and not say "whispers" like remember we heard that "agents" were saying Hillary would be charged, etc?

Can we agree though that if Trump can't really produce anything he's going to look stupid and paranoid?

It makes sense to me Trump was wiretapped, they wiretapped Merkel's personal cell phone. I just hope Trump has the goods on him. I want Obama's legacy torn apart.

Posted by: Maritime at March 20, 2017 07:09 PM (9cYRJ)

207 This Chelsea Clinton promotion is absolute bullshit.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 20, 2017 07:09 PM (U+nHb)

208 We have discovered two bodies in the woods which have been tentatively identified as Robbie Mook and John Podesta.

Our preliminary investigation indicates that the cause of death for Mook was a highball glass thrown against his head, while Podesta shot himself multiple times in the head with a pistol discovered in his hand.

Posted by: National Park Ranger at March 20, 2017 07:09 PM (3OAG2)

209 I think Mooch is on vacation right now.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2017 07:07 PM (zc3Db)


I thought TFG went to Tahiti without the ball and chain? If she's vacaying, who's minding the youngest Moochette? ValJar?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2017 07:09 PM (PY9jH)

210 Anyone notice how if any commentator gets popular outside of Fox News, that person will be destroyed? Milo and Tomi Lahren are the two latest. I can't say I ever managed to watch more than 30 seconds of either but neither seems to have done anything very serious. How long is the FoxNews establishment going to pretend that Krauthammer and Stephen Hayes are popular with the viewership?

Posted by: bjwubbs at March 20, 2017 07:09 PM (Goc3P)

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 20, 2017 07:10 PM (kP16F)

212 The media is deeply offended that Trump believes what they themselves printed about wiretaps.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2017 07:10 PM (oVJmc)

213 Various Saudi, Qatari, Soros, etc. groups have cooled down enough that she can start spouting off again.

Posted by: DaveA at March 20, 2017 07:10 PM (FhXTo)

214 178 OT: any or you 'rons or 'ettes with a direct line to OregonMuse might wish to share this with him for the chess thread.

http://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/bad-chess-scenes-movies-tv
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 20, 2017 07:03 PM (gIRsn)


That's a good link.

When I was a kid, my dad and I played checkers, and he usually beat me. He didn't know how to play chess, though. I became fascinated by depictions in TV and movies, and eventually I bought a cheap set and a beginner's book and taught myself.

Posted by: rickl at March 20, 2017 07:10 PM (sdi6R)

215
Bot attack! !!! Boo!!!

Posted by: Vladimir at March 20, 2017 07:10 PM (ZFUt7)

216 I think Shrillary meant to say "wilderness", not "woods" ... but the old brain isn't working too well these days.

She meant to say "where's the vodka". Things get a bit garbled now.


She has a Valu-Rite still in the woods near Ace's happy hobo hunting grounds.

Posted by: Basement Cat at March 20, 2017 07:11 PM (3C9q2)

217 If she's vacaying, who's minding the youngest Moochette? ValJar?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2017 07:09 PM (PY9jH)


Our secret service. At the low, low price of only $320,000 a day.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2017 07:11 PM (zc3Db)

218 Until the moment when Chelsea personally embraced the fraud, the corruption, the long con, I could have sympathized. I mean, she didn't choose her parents or the environment she was born in.

But she's pushing 40 and she's moving deeper in rather than pulling away. At some point, it's all on her.

Posted by: Kensington at March 20, 2017 07:11 PM (Cw3TC)

219 Seriously, are Michelle and Barack vacationing seperately?

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 20, 2017 07:11 PM (U+nHb)

220 I thought TFG went to Tahiti without the ball and chain? If she's vacaying, who's minding the youngest Moochette? ValJar?



Mother Robinson?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2017 07:11 PM (Uohrc)

221 When is Mrs Clinton coming out of the closet?

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at March 20, 2017 07:11 PM (fi2wL)

222 203 She keeps trying to keep her self young bathing in the blood of virgins, but Bill keeps getting to them first.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles



Heh!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 20, 2017 07:11 PM (pY+s4)

223 OT: Mollie Hemingway had big hair tonight. Not sure why.

Posted by: pep at March 20, 2017 07:12 PM (LAe3v)

224 I think Shrillary meant to say "wilderness", not "woods"

-
She spent forty days and forty nights in the desert being tempted by George Soros.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 20, 2017 07:12 PM (Nwg0u)

225 Also add this from Senator Chuck Grassley;

FBI Dir Comey needs to be transparent + tell the public what he told me about whether he is or is not investigating @POTUS

Posted by: Holmes at March 20, 2017 07:13 PM (fi5nC)

226 >>Mollie Hemingway had big hair tonight. Not sure why.

She looked like Dark Helmet.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2017 07:13 PM (/tuJf)

227 The fur must hide her shitbag.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory



No, Bill was on Epstein's island when the photo was taken.


LOL,

There aren't any good neurologists in the woods. The mushrooms will give you the shakes and tell you things but they're not helpful.

Posted by: DaveA at March 20, 2017 07:13 PM (FhXTo)

228 Who has been reincarnated more...Hillary Clinton, Jason Vorhees or Michael Meyers?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 20, 2017 07:13 PM (+FSld)

229 Hillary Clinton has a long history of declaring "I'm back."

Miss me yet?


Posted by: Jeb! at March 20, 2017 07:13 PM (DMUuz)

230 She spent forty days and forty nights in the desert being tempted by George Soros.

It wasn't much of temptation. I think Hillary glad sold her soul.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2017 07:13 PM (fDdVG)

231 But she's pushing 40 and she's moving deeper in rather than pulling away. At some point, it's all on her.
Posted by: Kensington

Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.

Posted by: Michael Corleone at March 20, 2017 07:13 PM (QDr6b)

232 SquatchPride, yo.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 20, 2017 07:13 PM (vRcUp)

233 Posted by: T at March 20, 2017 07:06 PM (IKdzI)

Thank you for the laugh today!

Posted by: rd at March 20, 2017 07:14 PM (iT57s)

234 But she's pushing 40 and she's moving deeper in rather than pulling away. At some point, it's all on her.

Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.

Oh, who am I kidding?

Posted by: Chelsea at March 20, 2017 07:14 PM (LAe3v)

235 Hillary loves hiking. Have you wingnuts not seen the photographic proof after the election?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 20, 2017 07:14 PM (2qHjF)

236 When is Mrs Clinton coming out of the closet?

-
The glass ceiling is just too tough to break through. She needs to transition to a man for her next run.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 20, 2017 07:14 PM (Nwg0u)

237 My worry all along with the Trump approach has been this:

He can and will do everything he can to bring jobs to America.

But 52% of Americans really don't WANT them. They want money. "Free money".

Obama's corruption of America was the continuation of the BushClintonBush Welfare Giveaway.

Lazy useless people will stay lazy useless people. And they long for the leaders , like Hillary, that will tell them that all their sorry excuses for being a worthless piece of shit in the richest country in the world and their slovenly, fat loser oxygen-wasting life is not their own overdiagnosed and overmedicated pathetic fault.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 20, 2017 07:14 PM (Bl1Kv)

238 Today is the day our country comes together to honor ravioli!

If you are a registered voter in New York's 17th Congressional District, you can help me celebrate National Ravioli Day by sending me an email, and in return I will send you my favorite ravioli recipe!

Ravioli Persisted!

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at March 20, 2017 07:15 PM (3OAG2)

239 BREAKING: Chelsea Clinton honors National Ravioli Day!

Posted by: The Hill at March 20, 2017 07:15 PM (3OAG2)

240 Posted by: bjwubbs at March 20, 2017 07:09 PM (Goc3P)

Tomi got suspended by Beck, not sure why.

Although her jackassery comment on being pro-choice was stupid, she IS on our side.

Same with Milo.

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at March 20, 2017 07:15 PM (nDcc3)

241 I think she meant woods almost exactly the same way Obama doesn't understand "brother's keeper."

These are, as was pointed out above, the cream of the crop who went to prestigious Ivy League schools. It's fascinating to see their understanding of religion they claim to practice. Heck, even setting aside religion, it's fascinating to see a lack of basic literary knowledge. Israel didn't wander the woods for forty years, after all. It wouldn't be an acceptable response on Jeopardy.

These people should be laughed at when they do this, but somehow they're celebrated.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 20, 2017 07:15 PM (/f1mm)

242 We get it leftist media, Hilary was your female pseudo-religion figure this last election. Its just too bad that for everyone not in the bubble she is as inspiring as white bread toast. Oh and for fucks sake, stop trying to make Chelsea happen, she has the same level of charisma as her Mom but none of her experience. By experience I mean, years of covering up all of the women Bill went through.

Posted by: Drew in MO at March 20, 2017 07:15 PM (cGlgB)

243 Lazy useless people will stay lazy useless people. And they long for the leaders , like Hillary, that will tell them that all their sorry excuses for being a worthless piece of shit in the richest country in the world and their slovenly, fat loser oxygen-wasting life is not their own overdiagnosed and overmedicated pathetic fault.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 20, 2017 07:14 PM (Bl1Kv)

So we can put you down as undecided on expansion of the welfare state?

Posted by: weirdflunky at March 20, 2017 07:16 PM (kYKWC)

244 Oh and for f***s sake, stop trying to make Chelsea happen

I think she's fetch.

Posted by: pep at March 20, 2017 07:17 PM (LAe3v)

245 Can you feel the pulse-pounding sense of excitement that's sweeping the
nation in the wake of the sudden rise to media prominence of superwoke
everywoman Chelsea Clinton?


It does seem persistent.

Oh, yeah ... En fuega!

Posted by: That 'Woke' Guy who shouts "En fuega!" instead of "En fuego!" at March 20, 2017 07:17 PM (DMUuz)

246 Glenn Beck should know by now that he doesn't get to pick the winners and the losers.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2017 07:17 PM (oVJmc)

247 Coming out of the woods? ...nah, she was just in detox. You see we had her pumped so full of drugs to keep her upright that she needed a break....

Posted by: Billy boy at March 20, 2017 07:17 PM (9n0dl)

248 So we can put you down as undecided on expansion of the welfare state?

Posted by: weirdflunky
===

"tentatively pessimistic"

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 20, 2017 07:18 PM (Bl1Kv)

249 BREAKING: Chelsea Clinton honors National Ravioli Day!
Posted by: The Hill at March 20, 2017 07:15 PM (3OAG2)

Oh man, if the spinach pancakes get wind of this...

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 20, 2017 07:18 PM (dargh)

250 >>http://www.weaselzippers.us/
330341-chelsea-clinton-to-be-honored-for-humanitarian-work/


1. Develop Twitter personality - check
2. Get massive MSM fawning - check
3. Publish children's book - check
4. Get new Expedia board of directors gig w/lots of $$$ - check
5. Get awards - check

Gawd, she really is going to run for office. Hill and Bill are calling in all their markers to make fetch happen.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2017 07:20 PM (NOIQH)

251 246
Glenn Beck should know by now that he doesn't get to pick the winners and the losers.

That is not entirely true, he has been picking himself as a loser for a bit now.

Posted by: Drew in MO at March 20, 2017 07:20 PM (cGlgB)

252 So here's the thing, if Comey is committing perjury and saying it's all bullshit, why isn't Trump immediately firing him?

I'm honestly asking, is every single government official going on the record and lying? It's certainly a possibility, I just want Trump to have the ultimate smoking gun to prove this and not say "whispers" like remember we heard that "agents" were saying Hillary would be charged, etc?

Can we agree though that if Trump can't really produce anything he's going to look stupid and paranoid?

It makes sense to me Trump was wiretapped, they wiretapped Merkel's personal cell phone. I just hope Trump has the goods on him. I want Obama's legacy torn apart.
Posted by: Maritime at March 20, 2017 07:09 PM (9cYRJ)

*****************

What you are essentially prioritizing is the semantics of "wiretapping" and a tweet--\


OVER--

the Democrats claiming that Trump is a "Russian agent" with less proper evidence and with unnamed faceless attackers who are trying to upend the ELECTORATE and their choice for the Presidency.

Remember that bit about government for and by the people? That is the process and system that The Left is trying to collapse via cowards whispering to The Left's media.

So --after all of that--we are still suppose to prioritize being upset by Trump trying to make some effort to defend that process and himself?

Posted by: Holmes at March 20, 2017 07:20 PM (fi5nC)

253 "a St. Patrick's Day speech on Friday night in Pennsylvania in front of an overflow crowd"

The overflow crowd.

http://tinyurl.com/k3eua2w

Posted by: torquewrench at March 20, 2017 07:20 PM (noWW6)

254
If that bitch doesn't have leaves in her hair and mud stuck to her shoes, then her whole "out the woods" statement is a damned lie.

Prove it MFM or STFU.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 20, 2017 07:20 PM (Bl1Kv)

255 Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2017 07:17 PM (oVJmc)

He posted some stupid shit on twitter questioning her Libertarian bona-fides bringing up Trump shit.

It's as if he's purposely being difficult with being ideology X but supporting Trump even if he isn't fitting into you ideology box neatly.

He's best at doing history and talking about progressivism all this extra activity is hurting his business. Hell just look at Cruz, he certainly hurt him.

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at March 20, 2017 07:20 PM (nDcc3)

256 BREAKING: Chelsea Clinton honors National Ravioli Day!
Posted by: The Hill at March 20, 2017 07:15 PM (3OAG2)

Oh man, if the spinach pancakes get wind of this...
Posted by: JuJuBee

If she honors National Chitlins and Hot Sauce Day, you know the run is officially on.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 20, 2017 07:20 PM (QDr6b)

257 And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it
Reel shadows of the indignant desert birds.

The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.

The Second Coming

Posted by: Yeats, reorganized and ribbed for Her pleasure at March 20, 2017 07:21 PM (xpfRn)

258 I have fallen from grace and my ashes are scattered.
No longer a passion and flesh.
My flame is alive, though my wings have been shattered.
They laid my body to rest.

My spirit is willing my senses are pure
Like reincarnation my soul will endure.

OH OH OH OH!!!

Back on Earth. Still breathing.
Back on Earth. You freed me.
Back on Earth.

The spirit it never lets go.

Posted by: Hillary at March 20, 2017 07:21 PM (vRcUp)

259 Seriously, are Michelle and Barack vacationing seperately?

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 20, 2017 07:11 PM (U+nHb)



The bitch.

Posted by: Reggie at March 20, 2017 07:23 PM (BrwSr)

260 I'm guessing woke means someone that can't support themselves? So superwoke must mean you're even more of a drain on the working class.

Posted by: ryukyu at March 20, 2017 07:25 PM (Ta1DO)

261 Chelsea: The Mother Theresa of the Atheist Left

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 20, 2017 07:25 PM (Nwg0u)

262 Well, there's a very disturbing link at the top of Drudge right now.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2017 07:25 PM (oVJmc)

263 The overflow crowd.

Dude. A bit of warning next time.

Posted by: pep at March 20, 2017 07:26 PM (LAe3v)

264 It wouldn't surprise me at all if Barry comes out as the first gay president, too.

Beat that, bitches. Because to him, that's what it is all about.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 20, 2017 07:26 PM (/f1mm)

265 Seriously, are Michelle and Barack vacationing seperately?

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 20, 2017 07:11 PM (U+nHb)


Is anyone surprised. They are out of the public eye, so why bother keeping up appearances?

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 20, 2017 07:26 PM (fKWf6)

266 "I think she meant woods almost exactly the same way Obama doesn't understand 'brother's keeper.' These are, as was pointed out above, the cream of the crop who went
to prestigious Ivy League schools. It's fascinating to see their
understanding of religion they claim to practice."

See also:

Donna Brazile (with time in grade at the Kennedy School of Government) who first had claimed not to have provided Hillary with debate questions in advance, and then, upon the hard facts coming out, retreating to a flurry of assertions regarding herself as being "a Christian woman" and perforce above questioning or reproach.

I guess that Donna the Christian woman missed the lesson in Sunday school about not bearing false witness. Must have been out with the flu that particular day. Could have happened to any of us, right?

Posted by: torquewrench at March 20, 2017 07:27 PM (noWW6)

267
She was referring to the stupid staged photo-op after the election where a "random hiker" (who happened to be a liberal activist) "accidentally" met Hillary in the woods near Chappaqua. In Progressive Mind, this was some kind of epic historical moment.

Posted by: zombie


Similar to the dance on the beach with Bill some years back.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 20, 2017 07:27 PM (IqV8l)

268 Like fountains of sorrow, the faces are crying.
I'm witnessing all of their pain.
Death is so final for only the living.
The spirit will always remain!

Bury me deep just to cover my sins.
My soul is alive as the journey begins.

OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH!!!

BACK ON EARTH!
BACK ON EARTH!
BACK ON EARTH!

Posted by: Hillary at March 20, 2017 07:27 PM (vRcUp)

269 How can Chelsea win a humanitarian award,didn't the Clinton foundation stiff Haiti and she's a part of the foundation?

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 20, 2017 07:27 PM (U+nHb)

270 "So here's the thing, if Comey is committing perjury and saying it's all bullshit, why isn't Trump immediately firing him?"

Didn't Comey just testify there's no evidence of any Russian collusion? That's a useful thing.

I don't know if I'd expect an FBI director to know anything about the illegal wiretapping, or be in a position to discover it after the fact. Why involve him? His testimony is hardly definitive, no matter how it might be spun.

Posted by: GalosGann at March 20, 2017 07:27 PM (md1b/)

271 Oh and for f***s sake, stop trying to make Chelsea happen

I think she's fetch.




I think she'd PLAY fetch.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2017 07:28 PM (Uohrc)

272 I thinkI figured it out
https://youtu.be/9MzrpimZc0E

Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2017 07:28 PM (GPaiX)

273 Well, there's a very disturbing link at the top of Drudge right now.

-
Thank God this is a smart military blog.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 20, 2017 07:28 PM (Nwg0u)

274 Media: she's like Elvis.

Um, dead?

Posted by: socalcon at March 20, 2017 07:29 PM (WAnre)

275 Chelsea wants you and your life and the future of your kids and grandkids to be better -- and we have to do that together.

We are now in a position to rise together, to grow together, to lift incomes, to increase upward mobility, to reduce income equality, but it all hinges on your support for Chelsea.

Chelsea believes answers are better than anger. That empowering people to control their own future is better than feeding their resentment.

And if fighting for women's healthcare and paid family leave and equal pay is playing the woman card, then deal Chelsea in!

I couldn't be prouder of Chelsea if she were my own daughter.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 20, 2017 07:29 PM (3OAG2)

276 She and the rest of the Democrats are "in the wilderness".

Sheesh.

Posted by: JAS at March 20, 2017 07:29 PM (Kresa)

277 FBI. Investigating whether right wing Rusdian nationalists ate helping American right wing nationalist media outlets ?

Posted by: Him at March 20, 2017 07:30 PM (4ke74)

278 Can you feel the pulse-pounding sense of excitement that's sweeping the nation in the wake of the sudden rise to media prominence of superwoke everywoman Chelsea Clinton?
----------
Can you feel the brain-killing over-clichéd expessions of the nut-job progressive?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2017 07:31 PM (ZO497)

279 @206

Trump was relying on news reports for his "wiretap" claim.

The only way Trump could offer "proof" other than that would be for him to issue an EO instructing the FBI, DHS, NSA, the IC and pretty much all of the other alphabets that have LE or Inteligence gathering capabilities to release and divulge any and all investigations, materials, warrant requests, warrants and sundry pertaining to him, his associates, his properties, his children etc. and to declasify any and all material deemed top secret, secret or otherwise classified not for public release.

That would do it, it would also create another type of shit storm.


Posted by: Kreplach at March 20, 2017 07:31 PM (+lv+r)

280 >>How can Chelsea win a humanitarian award,didn't the Clinton foundation stiff Haiti and she's a part of the foundation?

It's an award for - get this - partnering w/some org for kids healthy eating. Seriously, was her impact so monumental no one knew she was working on that?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2017 07:31 PM (NOIQH)

281 When is PDT sending this "thing" to jail?

Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 20, 2017 07:31 PM (bGG6f)

282 Hillary announces she's ready to "fall off the turnip truck" as clever attempt at folksy touch falls flat.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 20, 2017 07:31 PM (wPiJc)

283 I think she'd PLAY fetch.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2017 07:28 PM (Uohrc)


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fetch_(folklore)
"A fetch is a supernatural double or an apparition of a living person in Irish folklore. It is largely akin to the doppelgänger, and sightings are regarded as omens, usually for impending death."

Good thing she resembles no living person, I guess.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2017 07:31 PM (8nWyX)

284 >>Similar to the dance on the beach with Bill some years back.

Took me a week to get little Bill to come back outside.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 20, 2017 07:33 PM (/Nite)

285 But Hillary is just a failed heap of corrupt ambition, stale yoga sweat, and Smirnoff halitosis. Also, she will never be president.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 20, 2017 06:52 PM (gIRsn)

Mr. Bandersnatch, you use yer tongue better than a $20 hour whore

Posted by: Taggart at March 20, 2017 07:33 PM (AGJqR)

286 "That would do it, it would also create another type of shit storm."

But you know the president just loves him some shit storms.

Posted by: Tuna at March 20, 2017 07:33 PM (jm1YL)

287 Being with my Huma cuz she couldn't help me with my mind.
People think I'm insane because I am from another time.

Can you help me?
Fuck you, mama brains! Oh yeah.

Posted by: Hillary at March 20, 2017 07:33 PM (vRcUp)

288 Hillary was going to be a mountain man until she found out women can't be mountain men. But she persisted and showed them that she could be a mountain woman.

Posted by: Hans Gretel at March 20, 2017 07:33 PM (BO/km)

289 The Mexican reporter did not intend to steal the jersey.

Posted by: J Comey at March 20, 2017 07:34 PM (1CtvB)

290 I couldn't be prouder of Chelsea if she were my own daughter.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 20, 2017 07:29 PM (3OAG2)


Quiet. We use such information and army of bots, millions of bots and trolls, and right wing blogs to fix election next time.

You American people can not make up your minds without Russian interference.

Posted by: Vladimir at March 20, 2017 07:34 PM (ZFUt7)

291 Well, there's a very disturbing link at the top of Drudge right now.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2017 07:25 PM (oVJmc)


Mr. Comey, there is a special probe in hell waiting just for you. Take your time.

Posted by: gNewt at March 20, 2017 07:34 PM (BrwSr)

292 277 FBI. Investigating whether right wing Rusdian nationalists ate helping American right wing nationalist media outlets ?
Posted by: Him



This is code, isn't it?

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 20, 2017 07:35 PM (pY+s4)

293 Please don't use Hillary and mountin in the same sentence.

Err... Paragraph.

Page.

Galaxy.

Posted by: Mega at March 20, 2017 07:36 PM (1CtvB)

294 Next Hillary will say something about mayonnaise from Heaven and people will cheer wildly before the news media reports on how charming and humanizing those little things are coming from someone not only so qualified and smart, but a woman, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 20, 2017 07:36 PM (/f1mm)

295 "It's an award for - get this - partnering w/some org for kids healthy eating."

Yeah, nothing I know gets kids up and out of bed in the morning faster than the promise of a big plate of spinach pancakes.

Why, you can hear the cries of delight from down the street. I think it's delight, anyway.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 20, 2017 07:36 PM (noWW6)

296 Serious question: I've been examining this photo at the top of the thread, and you can't really tell how big its feet are, can you? I call BS.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 20, 2017 07:36 PM (wPiJc)

297 Hillary is like persistent pestilence.

Posted by: Decaf at March 20, 2017 07:37 PM (Tm3Ti)

298 >>The Mexican reporter did not intend to steal the jersey.

See, we need that wall.

Posted by: PDT at March 20, 2017 07:37 PM (/Nite)

299
Trump was relying on news reports for his "wiretap" claim.


And the news reports used IC 'sources'.

Now the same IC is saying they know nothing, and the media is playing innocent.

This whole 'controversy' is by the same people who invented it in the first place.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2017 07:37 PM (oVJmc)

300 It's an award for - get this - partnering w/some org for kids healthy eating. Seriously, was her impact so monumental no one knew she was working on that?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2017 07:31 PM (NOIQH)



I've noticed lately that kids today look much healthier than they used to. Now I know why.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 20, 2017 07:37 PM (8ZskC)

301 The Mexican reporter did not intend to steal the jersey.

He was just looking for a better life.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2017 07:37 PM (oVJmc)

302 The Mexican reporter did not intend to steal the jersey.
Posted by: J Comey

It was an act of love, ese.

Posted by: Jeb! at March 20, 2017 07:37 PM (QDr6b)

303 How can Chelsea win a humanitarian award . . . ?

-
She an humanitarian like my sister is a vegetarian; she eats them.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 20, 2017 07:37 PM (Nwg0u)

304 Bigfoot is a Russian infiltrator!

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 20, 2017 07:38 PM (0mRoj)

305 Hillary is like Glenn Close in that bath tub scene in Fatal Attraction.

Posted by: Decaf at March 20, 2017 07:38 PM (Tm3Ti)

306 >>But you know the president just loves him some shit storms.

I think he actually does. He's got them so busy clutching their pearls and chasing phantom Russian stories that there is much less attention being focused on his attempt to gut Obamacare and get Gorsuch on the SC. Either one of those issues would be page 1 for the entire msm if they were done in a vacuum but now they are getting much less coverage.

If people haven't learned by now that Trump loves to operate in a state of media confusion and having them chase their tails then they haven't been paying attention.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2017 07:38 PM (/tuJf)

307 Several people were having a lot of fun last week. changing Hillary's quote around to get a few laughs. She didn't really say the whole ridiculous quote; Some flunkey wrote it for her.


I want that job and I'll do it for just $350k a year.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 20, 2017 07:38 PM (8ZskC)

308 I think she should go back in the woods. Maybe she'd meet an earthly relative of Yoda and join the light side.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2017 07:38 PM (fDdVG)

309 President Trump is playing the media's game. He accuses Barry the Fag of wiretapping him without any evidence. But who needs evidence nowadays?

Just accuse, accuse and accuse and the media goes crazy. Proof is for pansies and GOPe bootlickers who are afraid to fight back.

President Trump don't need no stinking proof. He's the President and like Barry the Fag he can do whatever the hell he wants. No rules need apply.

See Harry Reid ala Mitt's tax returns for a simple example.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 20, 2017 07:38 PM (5VlCp)

310 It's an award for - get this - partnering w/some org for kids healthy eating.


*****


"Let them eat kale!"

/Chelsea Marionette

Posted by: Muldoon at March 20, 2017 07:39 PM (wPiJc)

311 The Mexican reporter did not intend to steal the jersey.

He was just looking for a better life.

-
Much like the Pilgrims or Jesus in Egypt.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 20, 2017 07:39 PM (Nwg0u)

312 A wall would have kept the jersey stealing Mexican on this side, he wouldn't have been able to get it out of the country

Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2017 07:39 PM (GPaiX)

313 Trump live

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wrR7Fq5OQa0

Posted by: rd at March 20, 2017 07:40 PM (iT57s)

314 Those right wing Rusdian nationalists must be hungry if they're eating helpings of American right wing nationalist media outlets.


Posted by: naturalfake at March 20, 2017 07:40 PM (9q7Dl)

315 'I've been examining this photo at the top of the thread, and you can't really tell how big its feet are, can you? I call BS.'

Yea that thing is more like Bigbutt. It could be wearing crocs for all we know.

Posted by: Hans Gretel at March 20, 2017 07:40 PM (BO/km)

316 Inside every Chelsea Clinton rally is a fat kid trying to get out.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 20, 2017 07:40 PM (wPiJc)

317 315 'I've been examining this photo at the top of the thread, and you can't really tell how big its feet are, can you? I call BS.'

Yea that thing is more like Bigbutt. It could be wearing crocs for all we know.
Posted by: Hans Gretel at March 20, 2017 07:40 PM (BO/km)

Gaysquatch.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 20, 2017 07:41 PM (0mRoj)

318 Hillary announces she's ready to "fall off the turnip truck" as clever attempt at folksy touch falls flat.

She compounded her error by attempting to recover from this fiasco by belching and sharting, because, she explained, "that's what you people do".

Posted by: pep at March 20, 2017 07:41 PM (LAe3v)

319 There are many more chapters to be written in the life of Hillary Clinton," Tom Harken said

Yeah like hopefully a long spell in a federal pen

Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2017 07:42 PM (GPaiX)

320 If people haven't learned by now that Trump loves to operate in a state of media confusion and having them chase their tails then they haven't been paying attention.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2017 07:38 PM (/tuJf)
************

So, like Obama, the media is providing cover for the president; Except that for President Trump they provide cover by the flurry of dust created while chasing their tails.

Posted by: gNewt at March 20, 2017 07:42 PM (BrwSr)

321 Several people were having a lot of fun last week. changing Hillary's quote around to get a few laughs. She didn't really say the whole ridiculous quote; Some flunkey wrote it for her.


I want that job and I'll do it for just $350k a year.

-
I'll do it for $250k but I'm going need an unlimited booze and drug expense account to think this shit up. I know! An honesty award for Bill!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 20, 2017 07:43 PM (Nwg0u)

322 Are you saying that's just a big hairy pantsuit?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2017 07:43 PM (oVJmc)

323 Hillary announces she's ready to "fall off the turnip truck" as clever attempt at folksy touch falls flat.



*****


Speaking of turnips, ol' Chelsea didn't fall too far from the turnip tree, did she? Her face could use a root cause analysis, eh?

Posted by: Muldoon at March 20, 2017 07:43 PM (wPiJc)

324 She can't be beet!

Posted by: Muldoon at March 20, 2017 07:43 PM (wPiJc)

325 Those right wing Rusdian nationalists must be hungry if they're eating helpings of American right wing nationalist media outlets.


Posted by: naturalfake

We are hungry. We look on the Peruvians with their boxes of KaBoom with envy.

Posted by: Starving Rusdian Nationalist at March 20, 2017 07:43 PM (QDr6b)

326 Are you saying that's just a big hairy pantsuit?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2017 07:43 PM

I've seen pictures of Mooch in worse

Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2017 07:44 PM (GPaiX)

327 I guess she ain't no ways tarred no more.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2017 07:44 PM (ZO497)

328 "Trump was relying on news reports for his "wiretap" claim.

And the news reports used IC 'sources'.

Now the same IC is saying they know nothing, and the media is playing innocent."

-------

Fake News and Fake Intelligence go hand in hand with Fake Hollywood and Fake Washington DC.

And then Trump blew the whistle on this Truman Show.

Posted by: Decaf at March 20, 2017 07:44 PM (Tm3Ti)

329 Fwiw, I think it's ridiculous to believe the news reports that Trump was monitored, especially since we now know Obama changed intelligence rules days before leaving office in order to spread as much info as possible into low level federal employees' hands.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 20, 2017 07:45 PM (/f1mm)

330 There are many more chapters to be written in the life of Hillary Clinton,"


******


Yeah, maybe like that section of Les Miserables where Hugo wanders off to describe the penitent monks living their bleak existence in their little cloistered boxes of despair or whatever that fol-de-rol was.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 20, 2017 07:45 PM (wPiJc)

331 Ms. Kingsley, who described herself as a Clinton supporter, said the atmosphere in the room during Mrs. Clinton's speech was "ecstatic."


Ugh. 25 angry, aging pant-suited crones, with lives so barren that they're "ecstatic" over the prospect of America's First Woman Career Criminal returning to the public stage.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 20, 2017 07:46 PM (8ZskC)

332 I skimmed that part, actually.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 20, 2017 07:46 PM (wPiJc)

333 Tom Brady is a h8er.

when asked about the recover of the jersey, Tom Brady responded "I'm just happy to have gotten both of my Jerseys back. Pretty amazing bit of law enforcement there getting them, I can't wait to have them back in my possession. Really, it's just a little thing in the big picture and all, but I'm pretty happy." When asked further about how he felt about foreign media, specifically a foreign media person from Mexico being responsible for the thefts, Tom said "I've fucking had it, unless they have a grade A tits and ass and speak Portuguese, fuck it, build a giant fucking wall to cut down on immigration and jersey theft"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 20, 2017 07:47 PM (Nwg0u)

334 said the atmosphere in the room during Mrs. Clinton's speech was "ecstatic."


*****


That might explain the fabric softener sheet clinging to Hillary's polyester pantsuit.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 20, 2017 07:47 PM (wPiJc)

335 We will soon be hearing Chelsea feeling the pain of regular folks when they around the kitchen table paying their bills and discussing about how to pay for college. Because that is what regular folks do in fly-over country. Her Dad and Barack Obama told her so.

Posted by: Ripley at March 20, 2017 07:47 PM (NbRJx)

336 "Did she put on her sad face and cry like Chuck Schumer?"

Uh, the judges were looking for the phrase "Chunked Tumor". Would have also accepted "Bifocal wearing Pisspot of Graft".

Please stop by the prize desk for your participation ribbon.

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, getcher DQ cones free next week! at March 20, 2017 07:47 PM (1aMQH)

337 There are many more chapters to be written in the life of Hillary Clinton," Tom Harken said


All in hash marks scraped in a concrete wall with a smuggled-in shank, with any luck.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 20, 2017 07:47 PM (8ZskC)

338 BTW, everyone using any electronic communication is under surveillance now, right? Wouldn't Obama's departments need to actively change something in order for Trump to have NOT been wiretapped?

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 20, 2017 07:48 PM (/f1mm)

339 Skimmed that part, actually.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 20, 2017 07:46 PM (wPiJc)


Too many Frenchies in that one.

Posted by: weirdflunky at March 20, 2017 07:48 PM (kYKWC)

340 I skimmed that part, actually.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 20, 2017 07:46 PM

Prefer whole milk myself but to each his own

Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2017 07:48 PM (GPaiX)

341 re Ivanka getting a WH office:

Jamie Gorelick, an attorney and ethics adviser for Ivanka Trump, said Monday that the first daughter will not have an official title, but will get a West Wing office, government-issued communications devices and security clearance to access classified information. Gorelick said Ivanka Trump would follow the ethics rules that apply to government employees.

That swamp is cold. Deep, too.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 20, 2017 07:48 PM (xpfRn)

342 pulse-pounding
Like lentils and chickpeas pulse? Because I think "pulse-vomiting" would be a more accurate description.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 20, 2017 07:49 PM (nlbfN)

343 Fake News and Fake Intelligence go hand in hand with Fake Hollywood and Fake Washington DC.

-
Fake Science and Fake Women

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 20, 2017 07:49 PM (Nwg0u)

344 Cankles full of lead.
Fills my victims full of dread!

Running as fast as they can!
Hillary Clinton lives AGAAAAAAAIIIINNN!!!

Posted by: Hillary at March 20, 2017 07:49 PM (vRcUp)

345 So, will she hit the ground running?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2017 07:49 PM (ZO497)

346 "I wish Hillary was like Elvis - then she would have died on the shitter 25 years ago. "

I am somewhat skeptical that we can definitively conclude that she didn't.

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, getcher DQ cones free next week! at March 20, 2017 07:49 PM (1aMQH)

347 Bigfoot is prettier than Hillary.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2017 07:50 PM (WDdjT)

348 It's the nightmare version of the Dunning-Kruger Effect who never goes away and haunts our nightmares

The Freddie-Krueger Effect

Posted by: kbdabear at March 20, 2017 07:50 PM (AOrEZ)

349 Ugh. 25 angry, aging pant-suited crones, with lives so barren that they're "ecstatic" over the prospect of America's First Woman Career Criminal returning to the public stage.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 20, 2017 07:46 PM (8ZskC)

Nailed it.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 20, 2017 07:50 PM (5VlCp)

350 Bigfoot is prettier than Hillary.


*****


Low bar.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 20, 2017 07:50 PM (wPiJc)

351 So, how comes it that glossy awards for the promotion of "healthy eating for children" are being handed out at the same time we're being told that the nation's "epidemic of childhood obesity" continues apace?

Awards for... not actually accomplishing anything?

Is standing up and saying that one's intentions were of the best, despite the abject failure of one's plans, really worthy of marquee-billed public honors ceremonies? Apparently so.

To heck with the Emmys and the Grammys. We need the Ineffectualities.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 20, 2017 07:51 PM (noWW6)

352 Lazy useless people will stay lazy useless people. And they long for the leaders , like Hillary, that will tell them that all their sorry excuses for being a worthless piece of shit in the richest country in the world and their slovenly, fat loser oxygen-wasting life is not their own overdiagnosed and overmedicated pathetic fault.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 20, 2017 07:14 PM (Bl1Kv)

So we can put you down as undecided on expansion of the welfare state?
Posted by: weirdflunky at March 20, 2017 07:16

wf read it carefully, I think he might be mildly opposed.

Posted by: Farmer at March 20, 2017 07:51 PM (o/90i)

353 Hillary announces she's ready to "fall off the turnip truck" as clever attempt at folksy touch falls flat.

"Can I get me a hunting license here?"

Posted by: Hillary! at March 20, 2017 07:51 PM (qJhUV)

354 So laughable.

So inevitable........

Posted by: Deploreable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at March 20, 2017 07:52 PM (qoAfa)

355 >>Low bar.

Posted by: Muldoon

Where?
Is it crawl up height? I could use one of those after about 5PM.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary at March 20, 2017 07:53 PM (/Nite)

356 So, the "Hillary 2020 Evil Never Rests" Election Campaign starts today?

Good to know.

Posted by: shibumi at March 20, 2017 07:53 PM (FkAXz)

357 It was pointed out before the inauguration Melania might not do the usual FLOTUS stuff and Ivanka might. I have no problems with that. Its not a position of power its more of a abassador position.

Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2017 07:53 PM (GPaiX)

358 CNN: TRUMP SLAMS OBAMA'S GOLFING, NOW HITS THE COURSE HIMSELF!!

The main difference being is CNN's gentle tongue bathing and furious masturbation when it was Obama. But yeah, outrageous or something.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 20, 2017 07:53 PM (pY+s4)

359 "Hillary Clinton said she was 'ready to come out of the woods'"

So if she does that and sees her shadow, does that mean 6 more weeks of Armaggeddon?

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, getcher DQ cones free next week! at March 20, 2017 07:53 PM (1aMQH)

360 re: Fwiw, I think it's ridiculous to believe the news reports that Trump was monitored

You don't think Trump was monitored?!

Posted by: squeakywheel at March 20, 2017 07:53 PM (f31Us)

361 So, will she hit the ground running?

She will power through...

Posted by: tu3031 at March 20, 2017 07:54 PM (qJhUV)

362 Jamie Gorelick, an attorney and ethics adviser for Ivanka Trump, ...
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 20, 2017 07:48 PM (xpfRn)


No, Donald, no. Wrong wall, wrong wall, bad dog, bad dog.

Posted by: gNewt at March 20, 2017 07:54 PM (BrwSr)

363 She will power through...
Posted by: tu3031
-----------------

With one shoe.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2017 07:55 PM (ZO497)

364
Oh Hillary you're soooo super duper popular. You won the popular vote and if it wasn't for Putin you'd be president. Please oh please run again in 2020 and make sure the DNC runs roughshod over all the competition again for you

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2017 07:55 PM (auHtY)

365 Good night horde, 0330hrs comes awful early

Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2017 07:55 PM (GPaiX)

366 "The media's been so long in the business of promoting Clinton
candidacies they just don't know what to do with themselves except carry
on carrying on."



They Persisted

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, daywalking on the first day of Spring at March 20, 2017 07:55 PM (tHwdc)

367 You don't think Trump was monitored?!
--

{waving}

Crazy conspiracy person here.

I believe they monitored everything plus some.

/but don't worry, uncle barry will never get in trouble, he's teflon black Jesus

Posted by: shibumi at March 20, 2017 07:55 PM (FkAXz)

368 Forget Chelsea--did you see the spinach pancake poop stain in her child's diaper?

It was definitively constructed in the shape of Borneo, including the Kingdom of Brunei, the Karimata Strait to the South and Malaysian federal island of Labuan!

Clearly the child is a foreign policy prodigy.

We're saved!!!

Sincerely,

Posted by: The Royal Family Media at March 20, 2017 07:55 PM (Ndje9)

369 Oh, thank God.

Posted by: The Woods at March 20, 2017 07:56 PM (oVJmc)

370 I've fully transitioned.

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at March 20, 2017 07:56 PM (Tyii7)

371 Believe it or not...still alive.

Posted by: Podesta at March 20, 2017 07:57 PM (qJhUV)

372 "You don't think Trump was monitored?!"

Read it again. #338, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 20, 2017 07:58 PM (/f1mm)

373 Jesus H Christ, please let me outlive these grifters. I know I can't outlive Ms. Doody so I'll pass that job on to my son.

Posted by: Javems at March 20, 2017 07:59 PM (yOqwj)

374 There, it's official.

Posted by: Ready For Xillary!!11!! at March 20, 2017 07:59 PM (Tyii7)

375 You know what else persists? Hemorrhoids.

Posted by: Hans Gretel at March 20, 2017 07:59 PM (BO/km)

376 "Jamie Gorelick, an attorney and ethics adviser for Ivanka Trump, ...
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 20, 2017 07:48 PM (xpfRn)

No, Donald, no. Wrong wall, wrong wall, bad dog, bad dog."

-------

Jamie Gorelick? Ivanka just lost a lot of points in my book.

Posted by: Decaf at March 20, 2017 08:00 PM (Tm3Ti)

377 I am waiting for the "like a slab of meat" guy to comment.....

Best Hillary line ever.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 20, 2017 08:00 PM (5VlCp)

378 RE: I believe they monitored everything plus some.

I agree, Shibumi. I think they looked as far, wide, and deep as they could and found nothing. Not a thing. Doesn't mean he wasn't monitored, though. And you're also right about the former Prez not getting his hands dirty with this. That is one skill he certainly has.

BTW, was your nick formerly Shibumi, death to the man bun? I loved that. Death! Death to the man bun!

Posted by: squeakywheel at March 20, 2017 08:00 PM (f31Us)

379 Damn crocs are killing my feet. As soon as Chelsea says I can knock off work, I'm heading to the Village for a Cosmopolitan!

Posted by: Bigfoot, VP of Development, Clinton Foundation at March 20, 2017 08:01 PM (3OAG2)

380 So, the "Hillary 2020 Evil Never Rests" Election Campaign starts today?

Good to know.

-
All work and no play makes Jill a dull girl All work and no play makes Jill a dull girl All work and no play makes Jill a dull girl All work and no play makes Jill a dull girl All work and no play makes Jill a dull girl All work and no play makes Jill a dull girl All work and no play makes Jill a dull girl All work and no play makes Jill a dull girl All work and no play makes Jill a dull girl All work and no play makes Jill a dull girl All work and no play makes Jill a dull girl All work and no play makes Jill a dull girl All work and no play makes Jill a dull girl All work and no play makes Jill a dull girl All work and no play makes Jill a dull girl All work and no play makes Jill a dull girl All work and no play makes Jill a dull girl All work and no play makes Jill a dull girl All work and no play makes Jill a dull girl All work and no play makes Jill a dull girl All work and no play makes Jill a dull girl All work and no play makes Jill a dull girl All work and no play makes Jill a dull girl All work and no play makes Jill a dull girl All work and no play makes Jill a dull girl All work and no play makes Jill a dull girl All work and no play makes Jill a dull girl All work and no play makes Jill a dull girl All work and no play makes Jill a dull girl All work and no play makes Jill a dull girl All work and no play makes Jill a dull girl All work and no play makes Jill a dull girl

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 20, 2017 08:01 PM (Nwg0u)

381 328 "Trump was relying on news reports for his "wiretap" claim.

And the news reports used IC 'sources'.

Now the same IC is saying they know nothing, and the media is playing innocent."

-------

Fake News and Fake Intelligence go hand in hand with Fake Hollywood and Fake Washington DC.

And then Trump blew the whistle on this Truman Show.
Posted by: Decaf at March 20, 2017 07:44 PM (Tm3Ti)


I still think the GOPe should be subpoena-ing every reporter that said anything about wiretaps, Russians, and Transcripts. Put them under oath and ask basic questions about their stories.

You wrote a story about Wiretaps of President Trump?
You said that Donald Trump was subject to a FISA warrant?
How many sources did you have?
How did you verify that?
Ask all the simple questions first. Only when you are done, ask the nasty ones, like who are your sources?

Every reporter on every story printed, or broadcast.
Either President Donald Trump was surveilled, or every one of those reports were Bull Shit.

The chickenshit GOPe will never do that. It might piss off the MSM, who the GOPe keep sucking up to, even though the MSM hate their guts.

Posted by: rd at March 20, 2017 08:01 PM (iT57s)

382 "Looking forward to Hillary's next public collapse and the frantic cover-up attempts by the media when it happens."

Me too. Still got her to kick by end of April in the local dead pool.

I mean clinically dead, not just brain dead which she obviously already is.

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, getcher DQ cones free next week! at March 20, 2017 08:01 PM (1aMQH)

383 I don't know about any of you, but I am putting my entire portfolio into concrete bollards and lift chairs.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 20, 2017 08:01 PM (fdyxv)

384 Jamie Gorelick...ethics

Those words don't belong together at all.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 20, 2017 08:01 PM (Tyii7)

385 >>So, will she hit the ground running?

More like shit the ground running.

Posted by: Aviator at March 20, 2017 08:02 PM (/Nite)

386 More News The Media Thinks You Don't Need To Hear About:


Man accused of having pipe bombs in his downtown Denver hotel room is indicted, appears in federal court
Adam Nauveed Hayat was indicted by a federal grand jury late last week

http://preview.tinyurl.com/leul5aa

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2017 08:02 PM (oVJmc)

387 LOL. The F.B.I. ... jersey detectives!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2017 06:58 PM (zc3Db)

Muahaha! The Fibbies will never find us!

Posted by: The Holsteins at March 20, 2017 08:03 PM (WDdjT)

388 >>Adam Nauveed Hayat

Sounds Scandinavian.

Posted by: Aviator at March 20, 2017 08:04 PM (/Nite)

389 Come back, Hillary! Nothing would warm my heart like seeing you lose for the third time in an election bid.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 20, 2017 08:04 PM (TdMsT)

390 Is an ethics advisor kind of like a lies coach?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 20, 2017 08:05 PM (Tyii7)

391 That had to be the longest poop ever.

Posted by: TB

* * * * *

So long in fact, I heard by the time Cankles pinched it, she was 130 feet up a Pinion Pine. She was able to simply swing her free hippo calf over to the vertical log, give it a hug and slide down to her adoring crowds. The cheers (and stench) was something to behold.

Posted by: Smitty27 at March 20, 2017 08:05 PM (g9d8D)

392 Adam. His name is Adam, you racists, and he should be invited to the next State of the Union address.

And make clocks.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 20, 2017 08:06 PM (/f1mm)

393 Am I alone in noticing that it took a national drinking holiday to bring Hillary "out of the woods"?

Posted by: t-bird at March 20, 2017 08:07 PM (k8DTS)

394 Bears shit in the woods; and when they do, out pops Hillary!

Posted by: Mighty Hunter at March 20, 2017 08:08 PM (Sda6L)

395 As an aside...

I discovered for the first time yesterday Masala Chai.

Seriously contemplating how I lived my life without it.

Posted by: Kreplach at March 20, 2017 08:08 PM (+lv+r)

396 376 "Jamie Gorelick, an attorney and ethics adviser for Ivanka Trump, ...
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 20, 2017 07:48 PM (xpfRn)

No, Donald, no. Wrong wall, wrong wall, bad dog, bad dog."

-------

Jamie Gorelick? Ivanka just lost a lot of points in my book.
Posted by: Decaf at March 20, 2017 08:00 PM (Tm3Ti)


Depends on how you use her advice?

Listen carefully to everything Jamie Gorelick says and do the exact opposite. There is a reason she was called, "The Master of Disaster."

She is also a way to reach out to the Globalist Deep State. No one is Deeper in the Deep State than Gorelick.

Posted by: rd at March 20, 2017 08:08 PM (iT57s)

397 Ethics advisor sounds like a BS position. Does she get paid?

Posted by: freaked at March 20, 2017 08:09 PM (BO/km)

398 amie Gorelick, an attorney and ethics adviser for Ivanka Trump, ...
Posted by: GnuBreed


Please tell the class that you're just joking...

Posted by: t-bird at March 20, 2017 08:09 PM (ZIFyZ)

399 Is an ethics advisor kind of like a lies coach?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 20, 2017 08:05 PM (Tyii7)


LOL.

That about sums it up.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2017 08:09 PM (zc3Db)

400 Am I alone in noticing that it took a national drinking holiday to bring Hillary "out of the woods"?

SCRANTON??? WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING IN SCRANTON???

Posted by: Hillary! at March 20, 2017 08:12 PM (qJhUV)

401 Oh and last week's Meals on Wheels one-day Tweetstorm turns out to be a lie, and the latest attempted hit on Neil Gorsuch turns out to be bullshit too.

I didn't know that -- I've heard My Media Betters repeat this lie so often I just assumed it was true.


There's no easier way to interrupt the Narrative Brigade than to ask a reporter the most basic question regarding a topic.

"How much of Meals on Wheels budget is dependent on Federal money?"

The medias complete and inexcusable lack of any curiosity is their 2nd greatest flaw.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 20, 2017 08:12 PM (4YGWz)

402 SCRANTON??? WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING IN SCRANTON???

Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 20, 2017 08:13 PM (QDr6b)

403
BTW, was your nick formerly Shibumi, death to the man bun? I loved that. Death! Death to the man bun!
---

LOL. I was not shibumi, death to the man bun. However, I have been shibumi, awaiting SMOD and shibumi who requires a cute kitty story.

IMHO, the man bun has a huge purpose in society: it tells conservative women who to avoid.

;-)

Posted by: shibumi at March 20, 2017 08:14 PM (FkAXz)

404 24 Hillary was sober enough to give a speech on St. Patrick's Day? At what, 9:30 in the morning?

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at March 20, 2017 06:41 PM (uuwor)

Her biomechanical exoskeleton has a blood filtration system that keeps her alcohol levels just shy of .23 parts per million.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 20, 2017 08:15 PM (4ErVI)

405 Re: Ivanka. Gorelick has been the ethics advisor since Trump was elected to Jared Kushner.The Associated Press article also states that Ivanka is not receiving a salary and will simply be advising her father as she has always done. She is not assuming Melania's role as First Lady.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 20, 2017 08:15 PM (gH76w)

406 SCRANTON??? WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING IN SCRANTON???

Posted by: Amy Schumer


Whatever it is, there's most likely pizza involved.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 20, 2017 08:15 PM (Tyii7)

407 The medias complete and inexcusable lack of any curiosity is their 2nd greatest flaw.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 20, 2017 08:12 PM (4YGWz)

Their first flaw is breathing.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 20, 2017 08:16 PM (4ErVI)

408 Ethics? I'd advise against them.

Posted by: Jamie Gorelick at March 20, 2017 08:17 PM (eeTCA)

409 Their first flaw is breathing.

Nope.

Plain, old-fashioned ignorance.

They really don't know anything about anything.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 20, 2017 08:18 PM (fdyxv)

410 arrrg.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 20, 2017 08:19 PM (4YGWz)

411 Her biomechanical exoskeleton has a blood filtration system that keeps her alcohol levels just shy of .23 parts per million.

The alcohol is its power source.

Posted by: t-bird at March 20, 2017 08:20 PM (ZIFyZ)

412 OT
We're in the best of hands with the TSA

http://tinyurl.com/keds6ty

Posted by: Aviator at March 20, 2017 08:21 PM (/Nite)

413 I taught Jamie everything there is to know about ethics. The science is settled.

Posted by: Ready For Xillary!!11!! at March 20, 2017 08:22 PM (Tyii7)

414 http://nyp.st/2ntGqA2
----
Ivanka Trump to join White House staff
----
JUST UUUGGGHHH!!

Posted by: EVLINC! at March 20, 2017 06:53 PM (y3aQB)




I've had enough of take your daughter to work day. Does she have her own business to run?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2017 08:24 PM (auHtY)

415 Well, you know, she had to come out of the woods. She ran out of packets of hot sauce.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 20, 2017 08:26 PM (dargh)

416 Adam Nauveed Hayat was indicted by a federal grand jury late last week

http://preview.tinyurl.com/leul5aa

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2017 08:02 PM (oVJmc)


Whose going to manage all those motels while he is in prison?

Posted by: K Wilson's ghost at March 20, 2017 08:27 PM (BrwSr)

417 Jamie Gorelick, an attorney and ethics adviser for Ivanka Trump, ...
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 20, 2017 07:48 PM (xpfRn)

No, Donald, no. Wrong wall, wrong wall, bad dog, bad dog.
Posted by: gNewt at March 20, 2017 07:54

WFT? Can we see a link to this? Jamie Gorelick of the infamous wall between intelligence agencies is advising Ivanka? Sounds like antitrumper bs on its face IMO.

Posted by: Farmer at March 20, 2017 08:41 PM (o/90i)

418 It's okay, Hillary. I go into the woods when I get upset too.

Posted by: Frankie Merman at March 20, 2017 10:15 PM (7A4qQ)

419
Like dogs returning to the scene of their last spew, these are "The Days of the Clintonistas"...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 20, 2017 10:37 PM (v1g1+)

420
24 Hillary was sober enough to give a speech on St. Patrick's Day? At what, 9:30 in the morning?

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at March 20, 2017 06:41 PM (uuwor)


Slash fiction, from an adoring press.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 20, 2017 10:39 PM (v1g1+)

421 Tsk, tsk. Such an empathy deficiency here. Have you ever paused to consider how utterly abject, miserable, and despairing the lives of media people must be that they find themselves regarding "the frumpenproletariat Hillary Clinton and her charmless daughter" to be electric, inspiring personalities?

Can there be a more base being than that?

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at March 20, 2017 11:02 PM (o7l6R)

(Jump to top of page)






Processing 0.05, elapsed 0.0498 seconds.
15 queries taking 0.0096 seconds, 430 records returned.
Page size 197 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.7 alpha.



MuNuvians
MeeNuvians
Polls! Polls! Polls!
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Top Top Tens
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat