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French Police Search for Clues of Motive of Man Who Attacked Orly Airport While Shouting That He Was Ready to "Die for Allah"

Via @omriceren (who posted a version of the headline on Twitter), the mystery deepens.

Can you solve this mystery before Bugs Meany gets away with his crime? Possible clues are boldfaced.


Police questioned and then released relatives of a man shot dead at a Paris airport, as investigators sought clues on why he attacked an army patrol in an incident that has pushed security to the forefront of France's election campaign.

Paris prosecutor Francois Molins said late on Saturday that the man, named as 39-year-old Ziyed Ben Belgacem, had shouted he was there to "die for Allah" when he tried to seize a gun from a woman air force member on patrol at Orly airport.

After throwing down a bag containing a can of petrol and putting an air pistol to the head of the soldier, he was shot three times by her colleagues.

...

Belgacem, who had been in and out of prison for theft and drug offences according to judicial sources, was already on the authorities' radar. They said he became a radicalized Muslim when he served a prison term several years ago for drug-trafficking.

He had been reporting regularly to police under the terms of a provisional release from custody, and did not have the right to leave the country.

Several hours before he was killed, Belgacem had shot and wounded a police officer with his air pistol when he was stopped for a routine traffic check north of Paris, officials said. He then fled the scene.

He later entered a bar where he was a regular customer in Vitry-sur-Seine on the other side of Paris, and opened fire with his air gun without hitting anyone. He also stole a car before arriving at the airport.

A federal judge in Hawaii issued an order that Trump immediately grant this Mystery Man US citizenship and also a pilot's license.

Posted by: Ace at 04:19 PM




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1 Depressed about Lena Dunham's weight loss, no doubt

Posted by: wooga at March 20, 2017 04:20 PM (qA1vU)

2 It's a mystery,it is.

Posted by: steevy at March 20, 2017 04:21 PM (r/0kC)

3 "He was against the ACA."
-Michael Bloomberg

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 20, 2017 04:21 PM (mC1ZI)

4
Jehovah's Witness. The conspicuous absence of any citing of his satchel full of copies of "The Watchtower" was the tell...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 20, 2017 04:22 PM (v1g1+)

5 Lutherans.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at March 20, 2017 04:22 PM (FqgrG)

6 He has to kill you because of your Islamophobia.

Posted by: wooga at March 20, 2017 04:22 PM (qA1vU)

7
Shaker. The caning material in his satchel was the tell.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 20, 2017 04:23 PM (v1g1+)

8
this post needs a pic of Inspector Clousseau, preferably the cartoon version

http://static3.aintitcool.com/assets2012/aicncomics/inspectorcartoon.jpg

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 20, 2017 04:23 PM (1K6n1)

9 The motive may never be known, they may have to call in the Swedish authorities to try and figure out just why he was only mentally ill.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 20, 2017 04:23 PM (6Ll1u)

10
Jobu-bian. His satchel stuffed with "hats for bats" was the tell.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 20, 2017 04:24 PM (v1g1+)

11 Postpartum depression is a real thing.

Posted by: GAINZZZ thread at March 20, 2017 04:24 PM (/tuJf)

12 Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2017 04:24 PM (KlI/a)

13 dammit

Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2017 04:24 PM (/tuJf)

14 Dang, such a mystery!

Hey, have they discerned the motives of our own FL shooter yet?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2017 04:25 PM (NOIQH)

15 a Fing mystery for the ages it is...

but most likely Tea Party related backlash against the religion of pieces caused by Trump preaching hate and racism.


Posted by: redc1c4 at March 20, 2017 04:25 PM (ikWZG)

16 Just how many judges does Hawaii have? Fucking place is gonna tip over!

Posted by: Killerdog at March 20, 2017 04:25 PM (7q/fS)

17
In before the Amish!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 20, 2017 04:25 PM (XWkhW)

18 So far, reviewing all the bolded text...seems like it's a dude who was pissed off at getting a stale baguette from the boulangerie.

Posted by: kallisto at March 20, 2017 04:25 PM (nNdYv)

19 He was on his way to the bingo parlor down at the YMCA, but he made a wrong turn. Well one thing led to another and...

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 20, 2017 04:25 PM (kTF2Z)

20 Stupid French. WE would have vetted the living shit out of this bearded no-goodnik.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 20, 2017 04:25 PM (8ZskC)

21 I refuse to believe Ace is even a day under 30. His references to Encyclopedia Brown are far too esoteric for someone who didn't have a late 80s grade school library.

Posted by: trev006 at March 20, 2017 04:25 PM (cOSsi)

22
Jedi. His satchel jammed to burstin' with replacement batteries for his light saber was the tell.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 20, 2017 04:26 PM (v1g1+)

23 Maybe he was turned down for extra savings by GEICO.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2017 04:26 PM (/tuJf)

24 He can stay at my house!

Posted by: said a Prog Lib Asshole, never... at March 20, 2017 04:26 PM (jjaLl)

25 Dude had a death wish.

given the choice of going face first into Madonna's meat flaps or
the mooselimb battle cry, he chose the latter.

He chose wisely...

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 20, 2017 04:26 PM (FZYNt)

26 The only question is, which Crusade drove him to this? I'm guessing it was the Third.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 20, 2017 04:26 PM (8ZskC)

27 He had North Carolina covering the spread against Arkansas.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2017 04:27 PM (/tuJf)

28 Did everyone see RSM' pean to Ace the other day? Pretty amusing.

Posted by: Top O' The Bloggin' To Ya! at March 20, 2017 04:27 PM (UKbmm)

29 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at March 20, 2017 04:27 PM (GwIKd)

30 Sacre Derp.

Posted by: Inspector Clouseau at March 20, 2017 04:27 PM (PiLeq)

31 He was upset that no NFL team had signed Colin Kaepernick as a free agent.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 20, 2017 04:27 PM (IcT7t)

32 Who is blowing out the margins?

Posted by: Yo! at March 20, 2017 04:28 PM (GwIKd)

33 Let he who has never shouted "I'm ready to die for Allah" cast the first stone.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 20, 2017 04:28 PM (yL25O)

34 Some asshole substituted mayonnaise with Miracle Whip on his BLT.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2017 04:28 PM (/tuJf)

35 He was getting his life together. Wanted to open a goat farm on the outskirts of Paris.

And he discovered his girlfriend was "intact." It triggered him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2017 04:28 PM (PY9jH)

36
32 Who is blowing out the margins?
Posted by: Yo! at March 20, 2017 04:28 PM (GwIKd)


Lili von Schtup?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 20, 2017 04:28 PM (v1g1+)

37 Several hours before he was killed, Belgacem had shot and wounded a police officer with his air pistol when he was stopped for a routine traffic check north of Paris, officials said.


AIR pistol??? Boy, you wanna jihad, you're going to have to get a real gun.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 20, 2017 04:28 PM (8ZskC)

38 Let he who has never shouted "I'm ready to die for Allah" cast the first stone.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 20, 2017 04:28 PM (yL25O)

LMAO

Good one

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2017 04:29 PM (KlI/a)

39 Bugs Meany
Soooo glad I wasn't drinking anything.

Posted by: Sporkatus at March 20, 2017 04:29 PM (eXSOZ)

40 He was upset that he would never get to be a banker.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 20, 2017 04:29 PM (kTF2Z)

41 32 Who is blowing out the margins?
Posted by: Yo!

jealous?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 20, 2017 04:29 PM (FZYNt)

42 Mystery man in a mystery van.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 20, 2017 04:29 PM (IqV8l)

43 31
He was upset that no NFL team had signed Colin Kaepernick as a free agent.


Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 20, 2017 04:27 PM (IcT7t)

YO!...that's my thang!

Posted by: Spike Lee at March 20, 2017 04:30 PM (PiLeq)

44 I hated that goody two-shoes Encyclopedia Brown. I always rooted for Bugs Meany. I'd add my own mental endings where Bugs pounded Encyclostupidhead's face into the dirt.

I mean, his name was Bugs freakin Meany. Poor kid never had a chance.

Same with Goofus.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 20, 2017 04:30 PM (ul9CR)

45
France- where an entire country willingly becomes a 'no-go zone'.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 20, 2017 04:30 PM (ZFUt7)

46 Who is blowing out the margins?
Posted by: Yo! at March 20, 2017 04:28 PM (GwIKd)


I was eating some ice cream.

Posted by: A Penguin at March 20, 2017 04:30 PM (8ZskC)

47 It's also a mystery as to why the Hawaiian judge ruled against Trump's travel ban...just a couple of days after TFG visited.

Hawaiian judge = Hahvahd classmate and pal of Barry Soetoro.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2017 04:31 PM (PY9jH)

48 Obviously he was upset that Hillary Clinton will never be president.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 20, 2017 04:31 PM (kTF2Z)

49 "when he tried to seize a gun from a woman air force member on patrol"

My understanding of the matter, which may be faulty, is that he charged the servicewoman, physically overpowered her, and had her down on the floor of the airport concourse. Having accomplished this with apparent ease and speed.

I am having difficulty squaring this up with Hollyweird's depictions of such fights, in which slightly built women, all on their own, regularly see off not just one much larger male attacker, but several such attackers at once, from all directions.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 20, 2017 04:31 PM (noWW6)

50 most religious programs in prisons: try to achieve a repentance and desire to do good.
Islam in prison: Try to recruit the latest suicide bomber or equivalent.

Westen civ unwittingly promotes/allows so much evil by letting the vile political death cult pose as a religion.

Posted by: PaleRider at March 20, 2017 04:31 PM (eASYU)

51 He found out Putin was tapping him.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2017 04:32 PM (/tuJf)

52 He really said "Allah snack bar" and was crazed because of low blood sugar.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2017 04:32 PM (fDdVG)

53 Well he was wearing a MAGA hat. That's sort of a clue, right?

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Swears Never Gonna Give You Up, Never Gonna Let You Down at March 20, 2017 04:32 PM (hLRSq)

54 I suspect no one and I suspect everyone

Posted by: Inspector Clouseau at March 20, 2017 04:32 PM (AOrEZ)

55 I'll get Shaggy and the gang on it

Posted by: Scooby Doo at March 20, 2017 04:32 PM (GPaiX)

56 He got his 72, so it's all good.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 20, 2017 04:32 PM (vRcUp)

57 France is fast becoming Syria.

Posted by: IC at March 20, 2017 04:32 PM (a0IVu)

58 A federal judge in Hawaii issued an order that Trump immediately grant
this Mystery Man US citizenship and also a pilot's license.



And free beer and tacos.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 20, 2017 04:32 PM (mpXpK)

59 Was the air pistol black with one of those thingys that goes up?

Posted by: Bruce at March 20, 2017 04:32 PM (8ikIW)

60 I blame Starbucks for denying this man the opportunity to earn an honest, living wage.

Posted by: Fritz at March 20, 2017 04:32 PM (ATR4h)

61 BUGS MEANY!!!!!
Yeshar koach ,Ace.

Posted by: Avi at March 20, 2017 04:32 PM (jBXZd)

62 His goat left him for a Mahometan in Sweden.

Posted by: Furious George at March 20, 2017 04:32 PM (j+dfT)

63
I am having difficulty squaring this up with Hollyweird's depictions of such fights, in which slightly built women, all on their own, regularly see off not just one much larger male attacker, but several such attackers at once, from all directions.


What?

Posted by: Joss Whedon's Mommy Issues at March 20, 2017 04:32 PM (oVJmc)

64 Clues !

Posted by: runner at March 20, 2017 04:32 PM (XFQj3)

65 Hawaiian judge = Hahvahd classmate and pal of Barry Soetoro.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2017 04:31 PM (PY9jH)



Possibly the only known person on Earth who actually saw ShitMidas at Harvard. (Before the stint as a "constititutional law professor," that is.)

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 20, 2017 04:33 PM (8ZskC)

66 44 I hated that goody two-shoes Encyclopedia Brown. I always rooted for Bugs Meany. I'd add my own mental endings where Bugs pounded Encyclostupidhead's face into the dirt.

I mean, his name was Bugs freakin Meany. Poor kid never had a chance.

Same with Goofus.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 20, 2017 04:30 PM (ul9CR)



IIRC, Don Sobol, the writer of the Encyclopedia Brown stories, died in 2012.

And "Goofus and Gallant" inspired Mike Judge to name his two characters Beavis and Butthead.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 20, 2017 04:33 PM (ujg0T)

67 "Die for Allah" was a song by Fearless Iranians From Hell. Maybe this guy was really into the late '80s Texas hardcore scene?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 20, 2017 04:33 PM (h1x9+)

68 Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?
Don't know if I ever got to that stage, but Sally(?), Encyclopedia's girlfriend seemed to be involved in some kind of fucked up dom/sub thing with Encyclopedia that seemed like it would get really hinky under scrutiny.

Sally beating up Bugs - almost some kind of reverse cuckoldry thing.

Posted by: Sporkatus at March 20, 2017 04:33 PM (eXSOZ)

69 Not that it's believable but the terrorist's dad claims he wasn't radicalized and it was the drugs and booze that drove the kid to it.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 20, 2017 04:33 PM (nlbfN)

70 It's a baffling mystery, better call Colombo. We need the best minds to solve this crime.

Posted by: dantesed at March 20, 2017 04:33 PM (88xKn)

71 46 Who is blowing out the margins?
Posted by: Yo! at March 20, 2017 04:28 PM (GwIKd)


We all deal with one star reviews in our own way, Mr. Fat Shamer.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 20, 2017 04:34 PM (yL25O)

72 I am having difficulty squaring this up with Hollyweird's depictions of such fights, in which slightly built women, all on their own, regularly see off not just one much larger male attacker, but several such attackers at once, from all directions.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 20, 2017 04:31 PM (noWW6)



To be fair, Melissa McCarthy wouldn't be taken down so easily.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 20, 2017 04:34 PM (8ZskC)

73 lmao at aces' last sentence

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at March 20, 2017 04:34 PM (nDcc3)

74 Encyclopedia's girlfriend seemed to be involved in some kind of fucked up dom/sub thing with Encyclopedia that seemed like it would get really hinky under scrutiny.

I know, right? Encyclobetaboy needed a GIRL to fight his battles.

Sad!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 20, 2017 04:34 PM (ul9CR)

75 on why he attacked an army patrol in an incident that has pushed security to the forefront of France's election campaign.

Perhaps the French Electorate will get a clue.

Posted by: golfman at March 20, 2017 04:35 PM (48QDY)

76 42 Mystery man in a mystery van.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 20, 2017 04:29 PM (IqV8l


"Don't look at me!"

- - Cleon Jones

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2017 04:35 PM (mbhDw)

77 To be fair, Melissa McCarthy wouldn't be taken down so easily.

Posted by: Cicero

I'm picturing a Weeble.

Wobbling, but not falling over

Posted by: Bruce at March 20, 2017 04:35 PM (8ikIW)

78 I think he challenged them to a fight in The Octagon.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 20, 2017 04:35 PM (qJhUV)

79 He just fell in with the wrong crowd, while in prison, with muslims.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2017 04:35 PM (ZO497)

80 He was just trying to raise awareness of "anti muslim sentiment" in Europeans.

/sarc

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 20, 2017 04:35 PM (6n332)

81 Surely someone wants to #ridewithyou with this guy, no?

Posted by: TexasDan at March 20, 2017 04:35 PM (yL25O)

82 Don't know if I ever got to that stage, but Sally(?), Encyclopedia's girlfriend seemed to be involved in some kind of fucked up dom/sub thing with Encyclopedia that seemed like it would get really hinky under scrutiny.

Sally beating up Bugs - almost some kind of reverse cuckoldry thing.
Posted by: Sporkatus at March 20, 2017 04:33 PM (eXSOZ)



It's time to find out if Rule 34 applies to Sally Kimball and Encyclopedia Brown.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 20, 2017 04:35 PM (ujg0T)

83 71 . . . We all deal with one star reviews in our own way, Mr. Fat Shamer.
Posted by: Amy Schumer
_________

We all deal with one star reviews in our own way, Mr. Fat Shamer.

Posted by: Fareed Zakaria at March 20, 2017 04:36 PM (j+dfT)

84 One gets the feeling that the usual suspects will be engaged in this kind of intellectually dishonest navel gazing when the mushroom cloud sprouts from a world capital.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 20, 2017 04:36 PM (B+qrE)

85 69: I thought that was only: "wasn't radicalized at home" but the prison sentence for the drugs and I suppose stealing to get them radicalized him.

Posted by: PaleRider at March 20, 2017 04:36 PM (eASYU)

86 Obviously an aspiring rapper who was getting ready to go to college.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 20, 2017 04:36 PM (Tnhbr)

87 76
"Don't look at me!"

- - Cleon Jones

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2017 04:35 PM (mbhDw)


"Ror Re!"

- - Scooby Doo

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2017 04:36 PM (mbhDw)

88 What have the French done to this poor man to make him into this...this criminal who commits crimes with inexplicable motives ??

Posted by: runner at March 20, 2017 04:36 PM (XFQj3)

89
73 lmao at aces' last sentence
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at March 20, 2017 04:34 PM (nDcc3)


Why drag his record into this? Besides, he was a minor and those were supposed to be sealed.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 20, 2017 04:36 PM (v1g1+)

90 >.Possibly the only known person on Earth who actually saw ShitMidas at Harvard.


It was Columbia where n one saw him. At Harvard where Obama was so well know for his pontificating that they created a scale called the Obamameter to gauge how badly someone droned on in class.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2017 04:36 PM (NOIQH)

91 He later entered a bar where he was a regular customer in
Vitry-sur-Seine on the other side of Paris, and opened fire with his air
gun without hitting anyone.



Obviously an expert marksman.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2017 04:36 PM (PY9jH)

92 83 71 . . . We all deal with one star reviews in our own way, Mr. Fat Shamer.
Posted by: Amy Schumer
_________

We all deal with one star reviews in our own way, Mr. Fat Shamer.

Posted by: Doris Kearns Goodwin at March 20, 2017 04:36 PM (j+dfT)

93 Would this guy be welcome in Trump's America?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 20, 2017 04:37 PM (B+qrE)

94 92 83 71 . . . We all deal with one star reviews in our own way, Mr. Fat Shamer.
Posted by: Amy Schumer
_________

We all deal with one star reviews in our own way, Mr. Fat Shamer.

Posted by: Molly Ivins at March 20, 2017 04:37 PM (j+dfT)

95 To be fair, Melissa McCarthy wouldn't be taken down so easily.


Yeah, but the flying eye-level roundhouse kicks are a lot fewer.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2017 04:37 PM (oVJmc)

96 We all deal with one star reviews in our own way, Mr. Fat Shamer.
Posted by: Doris Kearns Goodwin at March 20, 2017 04:36 PM (j+dfT)



ITS FUNNY BECAUSE EVERYBODY WHO IS POSTING THE SAME JOKE IS A PLAGIARIST

Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at March 20, 2017 04:38 PM (8ZskC)

97 He freaked out because someone vandalized a PVC menorah before he could do it himself.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 20, 2017 04:38 PM (IcT7t)

98 Liberals, terminally stupid, unfortunately, their stupidity affects the rest of us sane folk.

Posted by: Rob in Katy at March 20, 2017 04:38 PM (uaYXs)

99 It's time to find out if Rule 34 applies to Sally Kimball and Encyclopedia Brown.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 20, 2017 04:35 PM (ujg0T)


Your act of speculating caused it to spring into existence, if it didn't exist already.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2017 04:38 PM (8nWyX)

100 90 >.Possibly the only known person on Earth who actually saw ShitMidas at Harvard.


It was Columbia where n one saw him. At Harvard where Obama was so well know for his pontificating that they created a scale called the Obamameter to gauge how badly someone droned on in class.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2017 04:36 PM (NOIQH


I knew one person who attended Harvard and Harvard Law from Fall 77 through '83. Sadly, she passed away almost 20 years ago but she would have most definitely had to have crossed paths with Obama if he indeed was there.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2017 04:38 PM (mbhDw)

101 To be fair, Melissa McCarthy wouldn't be taken down so easily.


Yeah, but the flying eye-level roundhouse kicks are a lot fewer.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles



True. But when one connects.........

Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2017 04:38 PM (Uohrc)

102 He had dreams of coming to the US and becoming an Uber driver.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2017 04:39 PM (PY9jH)

103 94 92 83 71 . . . We all deal with one star reviews in our own way, Mr. Fat Shamer.
Posted by: Amy Schumer
_________

We all deal with one star reviews in our own way, Mr....are going to eat that?

Posted by: Michael Moore, Class Warfaring From Behind a Giant Hoagie at March 20, 2017 04:39 PM (B+qrE)

104 he was angy they changed the oil used for his French fries

Posted by: willow- mixing memes at March 20, 2017 04:39 PM (R7cwD)

105 104
he was angy they changed the oil used for his French fries

Posted by: willow- mixing memes at March 20, 2017 04:39 PM (R7cwD)

And before he could comb his hair.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 20, 2017 04:40 PM (mpXpK)

106 21 I refuse to believe Ace is even a day under 30. His references to Encyclopedia Brown are far too esoteric for someone who didn't have a late 80s grade school library.
Posted by: trev006 at March 20, 2017 04:25 PM (cOSsi)



Oh heck, at least 45. The $0.25 a day fee EB charged was obviously too paltry even for me as a small boy in the 1970's.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 20, 2017 04:40 PM (ujg0T)

107 Clearly... he was a Hugonaut!

Posted by: Don Q. at March 20, 2017 04:40 PM (NgKpN)

108 That judge had to dinner with Obama,not sure before or after the decision,the Thai restaurant they ate at posted the picture,

Posted by: steevy at March 20, 2017 04:40 PM (r/0kC)

109 I'm picturing a Weeble.

Wobbling, but not falling over
Posted by: Bruce

-----
Shmoo

Posted by: Al capp at March 20, 2017 04:40 PM (ZO497)

110 He had dreams of coming to the US and becoming an Uber driver.

Or killing one.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 20, 2017 04:40 PM (B+qrE)

111 I am having difficulty squaring this up with Hollyweird's depictions of such fights, in which slightly built women, all on their own, regularly see off not just one much larger male attacker, but several such attackers at once, from all directions.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 20, 2017 04:31 PM (noWW6)

I've known some very talented female martial artists and one exceptional female boxer. All of them were/are keenly aware of the disadvantages inherent to their gender--or, for that matter, of anyone facing a larger opponent. There are weight classifications in boxing for very good reason: physics is a bitch.

That said, a (somewhat) smaller human being with extensive training can usually defeat a larger, untrained opponent.

Posted by: troyriser at March 20, 2017 04:41 PM (Fw5cQ)

112
Maybe he was upset that Islamic Rage Boy stole his schtick.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2017 04:41 PM (mbhDw)

113 It seems these radicals just float in and out of French prisons.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2017 04:41 PM (PY9jH)

114 Riddle me this:

Comey just testified that: "It's perfectly legal for someone attending a classified briefing to LIE TO THE PRESS about what they heard in that meeting. The FBI cannot go out and correct the record because then they'd be "commenting on Classified information..."

But the likes of the NYT and WaPo keep writing stories based on what "government sources" tell them about classified information.

So if the likes of Valerie Jarrett just told shit to the NYT and WaPo, who want to write any negative story on Trump they can, that would explain where we are

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 20, 2017 04:41 PM (SIY7D)

115 I'm flabbergasted at why such an obviously fine, upstanding young man would do such a thing. I mean, what could POSSIBLY have happened to him to cause him to do such mean things?

Any neighbor he's ever had: "He was a pretty quiet guy that always kept to himself. He seemed nice enough."

Posted by: Sponge at March 20, 2017 04:41 PM (xttKs)

116 109 I'm picturing a Weeble.

Wobbling, but not falling over
Posted by: Bruce

-----
Shmoo
Posted by: Al capp at March 20, 2017 04:40 PM (ZO497)



OMG, I am so having 1970's flashbacks. Then again, this is the blog that references Sleestacks.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 20, 2017 04:41 PM (ujg0T)

117 Would this guy be welcome in Trump's America?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 20, 2017 04:37 PM (B+qrE)




Lefty judges: He sure is!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2017 04:41 PM (493sH)

118 108 That judge had to dinner with Obama,not sure before or after the decision,the Thai restaurant they ate at posted the picture,
Posted by: steevy at March 20, 2017 04:40 PM (r/0kC)


Time for PDT to just ignore the judiciary. It's all tainted.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2017 04:42 PM (mbhDw)

119 That said, a (somewhat) smaller human being with extensive training can usually defeat a larger, untrained opponent.

Posted by: troyriser

But this man had an Air Pistol.

Winning!!

Posted by: Bruce at March 20, 2017 04:42 PM (8ikIW)

120 71 . . . We all deal with one star reviews in our own way, Mr. Fat Shamer.
Posted by: Amy Schumer
_________

In the Welsh coal mines, we all dealt with one star reviews in our own way, Mr. Fat Shamer.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 20, 2017 04:42 PM (j+dfT)

121 That said, a (somewhat) smaller human being with extensive training can usually defeat a larger, untrained opponent.


Da, tis true, comradeski. But they must do before onset of Russian winter.

Posted by: Georgy Zhukov at March 20, 2017 04:43 PM (8ZskC)

122 113 It seems these radicals just float in and out of French prisons.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2017 04:41 PM (PY9jH)


And Marine LePen might actually win the French presidency. Unexpectedly.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2017 04:43 PM (mbhDw)

123 That judge had to dinner with Obama,not sure before or after the decision,the Thai restaurant they ate at posted the picture,

Posted by: steevy at March 20, 2017 04:40 PM (r/0kC)


It was all perfectly innocent. Just a couple of Harvard law buddies hanging out. Our most scandal-free preezy evah.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2017 04:43 PM (PY9jH)

124 Obviously an expert marksman.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
-----------

Probably received his training from the Imperial Storm Troopers.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2017 04:43 PM (ZO497)

125 We all deal with one star reviews in our own way, Mr. Fat Shamer.

Posted by: Amy Schumer

We all deal with one star reviews in our own way, Mr. Fat Shamer.

Posted by: Amy Schumer stealing from the sock Amy Schumer at March 20, 2017 04:44 PM (qJhUV)

126
Will the French soldiers be up on hate crime charges for killing the poor, innocent, misunderstood lad?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2017 04:44 PM (493sH)

127 Yeah I've had a couple Uber drivers from east Africa. I found them to be overly emotional jackwads. And they drove like shit.

Posted by: charley horse at March 20, 2017 04:44 PM (+kahX)

128 Posted by: Joe Biden at March 20, 2017 04:42 PM (j+dfT)

It is revelatory that of all the human beings to ever walk planet earth, Joe Biden chose Neil Effing Kinnock from whom to crib.

It's like spouting clock management strategies from Andy Reid.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 20, 2017 04:44 PM (B+qrE)

129 That said, a (somewhat) smaller human being with extensive training can usually defeat a larger, untrained opponent.




All the while praying that that haymaker from the 275 lb guy doesn't connect on that 120 lb person's jaw.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2017 04:44 PM (Uohrc)

130 126
Will the French soldiers be up on hate crime charges for killing the poor, innocent, misunderstood lad?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2017 04:44 PM (493sH)


Let's not get all oui-oui'd up.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2017 04:45 PM (mbhDw)

131 Trump missed an opportunity to fire Comey in January.

Posted by: runner at March 20, 2017 04:45 PM (XFQj3)

132 >>Let's not get all oui-oui'd up.

And so it begins.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2017 04:45 PM (/tuJf)

133 Let's not get all oui-oui'd up.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2017 04:45 PM (mbhDw)


Nice one.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2017 04:45 PM (PY9jH)

134 "he was angy they changed the oil used for his French fries"

Infidel peegs! I keel you! Ze clown ees ze first to go!

http://tinyurl.com/97gx9

Posted by: torquewrench at March 20, 2017 04:46 PM (noWW6)

135 the police in France, they don't f*ck around. Shoot first, appelez plus tard les Questions



Posted by: Blanche duBois....it means "White Wood" at March 20, 2017 04:46 PM (ihtYN)

136 In the Welsh coal mines, we all dealt with one star reviews in our own way, Mr. Fat Shamer.
Posted by: Joe Biden
----------

Ah. A plagiarized excerpt from 'How Eco Was My Valley'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2017 04:46 PM (eeTCA)

137 You fool! You have broken my pointing stick! Now I have nothing to point with!

Posted by: Inspector Clouseau at March 20, 2017 04:46 PM (AGJqR)

138 A federal judge in Hawaii issued an order that Trump immediately grant this Mystery Man US citizenship and also a pilot's license.
--
And a highly classified job with the DNC/FBI/CIA, possibly as their IT chief.

/because "muslim."

Posted by: shibumi at March 20, 2017 04:46 PM (FkAXz)

139 Probably received his training from the Imperial Storm Troopers.
Posted by: Mike Hammer




Academy Class #2497.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2017 04:46 PM (Uohrc)

140 If Islam gets any more peaceful, we'll all end up dead.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2017 04:47 PM (PY9jH)

141 Everyone knows that there are muslims and there are muslims.

Posted by: Angela Merkel at March 20, 2017 04:47 PM (8ZskC)

142 >>>28 Did everyone see RSM' pean to Ace the other day? Pretty amusing.
Posted by: Top O' The Bloggin' To Ya! at March 20, 2017 04:27 PM (UKbmm)

The article mentions "Ace's girlfriend."
?

Posted by: m at March 20, 2017 04:47 PM (3jGss)

143 I really need to track down some Encyclopedia Brown books.

Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 20, 2017 04:47 PM (mf5HN)

144 139 Probably received his training from the Imperial Storm Troopers.
Posted by: Mike Hammer


Academy Class #2497.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2017 04:46 PM (Uohrc)


*Imagining Lee Ermey in a white fiberglass armored suit and robotic vulgarities*

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2017 04:47 PM (mbhDw)

145 It is revelatory that of all the human beings to ever walk planet earth, Joe Biden chose Neil Effing Kinnock from whom to crib.

It's like spouting clock management strategies from Andy Reid.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 20, 2017 04:44 PM (B+qrE)


Like calling Wolf Blitzer on your trivia lifeline.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Swears Never Gonna Give You Up, Never Gonna Let You Down at March 20, 2017 04:48 PM (hLRSq)

146 We only let the muslims into Germany.

Posted by: Angela Merkel at March 20, 2017 04:48 PM (8ZskC)

147 I really need to track down some Encyclopedia Brown books.
Posted by: alexthechick
-----

I am not going to look that up.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2017 04:48 PM (eeTCA)

148 It is revelatory that of all the human beings to ever walk planet earth, Joe Biden chose Neil Effing Kinnock from whom to crib.

It's like spouting clock management strategies from Andy Reid.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 20, 2017 04:44 PM (B+qrE)



And that was from a time before Tony Blair's "NuLabour". That was a Labour Party that was out and out communist in those days.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 20, 2017 04:48 PM (ujg0T)

149 10
Jobu-bian. His satchel stuffed with "hats for bats" was the tell.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 20, 2017 04:24 PM (v1g1+)

Somebody is jonesing for opening day.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 20, 2017 04:49 PM (cm1Bl)

150 Islam is dangerous to civilized people. There it is. We can keep waiting for 'moderate' muslims to do something about jihadi terrorists, but it ain't never gonna happen. No sir. A muslim is a muslim. And muslims follow the koran. Now, if there is, anywhere in this crazy world a muslim willing to stop the jihadi terrorism, I would say now is the time for that person to step up and reform islam. Otherwise, it's gonna be misery and death from here on out.

Posted by: Eromero at March 20, 2017 04:49 PM (zLDYs)

151 147 I really need to track down some Encyclopedia Brown books.
Posted by: alexthechick
-----

I am not going to look that up.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2017 04:48 PM (eeTCA)

Wow, did you waste your childhood at the library.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 20, 2017 04:49 PM (cm1Bl)

152 Where's Kojak when you need him?

Posted by: Old Nam Vet at March 20, 2017 04:49 PM (bKxiT)

153
Trump has another grandson on the way, the Russians leaked today.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 20, 2017 04:49 PM (ZFUt7)

154 Witnessed]s reported that the man may have shouted that he was "Willing to die for aliyah."

Since "aliyah" refers to Jews returning to the homeland in Israel, police suspect that the criminal may have been a Jewish extremist.

Posted by: Maybe the rubes will fall for this meme at March 20, 2017 04:50 PM (DQ4Fv)

155 The article mentions "Ace's girlfriend."
?
Posted by: m at March 20, 2017 04:47

Are the cob-loggers trying to hint at something when they keep putting up pics of Yoko?

Posted by: Farmer at March 20, 2017 04:50 PM (4bBUU)

156 The Trump of cocks.

http://tinyurl.com/mvrvea8

Should be named Foghorn Leghorn.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 20, 2017 04:50 PM (Nwg0u)

157 We can keep waiting for 'moderate' muslims to do something about jihadi terrorists, but it ain't never gonna happen. No sir. A muslim is a muslim.


You must have missed my comment #141.

Posted by: Angela Merkel at March 20, 2017 04:50 PM (8ZskC)

158 Wow, did you waste your childhood at the library.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 20, 2017 04:49 PM (cm1Bl)



IT WAS NOT A WASTE!

It made me the font of human warmth and empathy that I am today.

Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 20, 2017 04:51 PM (mf5HN)

159 154 Witnessed]s reported that the man may have shouted that he was "Willing to die for aliyah."

Since "aliyah" refers to Jews returning to the homeland in Israel, police suspect that the criminal may have been a Jewish extremist.
Posted by: Maybe the rubes will fall for this meme at March 20, 2017 04:50 PM (DQ4Fv)


Yeah, the PLO. Pastrami Liberation Organization.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2017 04:51 PM (mbhDw)

160
Me and my junior high buddies got a hold of a Oui Magazine for a time.

Being the uber sophisticated 13 year olds we were, we all called it the Oh You Eye Magazine.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 20, 2017 04:51 PM (hpiD6)

161 A federal judge in Hawaii issued an order that Trump immediately grant this Mystery Man US citizenship and also a pilot's license.

*************


Judges in Hawaii are experts on National Security! It's a good thing it doesn't take them long to decide things, that they have a lot of military experts working for them and access to all the latest classified materials! /s


So--remember when Matty Yglesias are some other Vox mastermind said--we should not disturb ISIL is Syria--otherwise they would send people to attack the USA?

Well--now that Trump is ramping up in Syria--all of a sudden the Dems want to be--"loose" with vetting of people entering from Syria--even though Obama was for that very thing-- a couple of months ago.

Posted by: Holmes at March 20, 2017 04:51 PM (fi5nC)

162 I suppose he was really sorry but it was all the fault of that bastard Trump and this darn war.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Swears Never Gonna Give You Up, Never Gonna Let You Down at March 20, 2017 04:51 PM (hLRSq)

163 Yeah, the PLO. Pastrami Liberation Organization.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2017 04:51 PM (mbhDw)



Splitter!

Posted by: The People's Pastrami Front at March 20, 2017 04:52 PM (8ZskC)

164 "Yeah I've had a couple Uber drivers from east Africa. I found them to be overly emotional jackwads. And they drove like shit."

Because I'm a bad, bad person, I laughed my ass off when CBS hairdo Bob Simon, one of those chattering-class advocates for uncontrolled Turd World immigration, died in a limo crash, whereupon it turned out that his driver, immigrant Reshad Abdul Fedahi, had racked up _nine_ previous license suspensions.

The payback. It is a bitch, no? An ironic bitch.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 20, 2017 04:52 PM (noWW6)

165 Wow... had a whole slew of Hardy Boys books... and even though I am right in that age range, I never heard of Encyclopedia Brown before...

weird...

Posted by: Don Q. at March 20, 2017 04:52 PM (NgKpN)

166 Those who believe that Islam can be moderated, can become civilized, can become something it patently is not, are deluded. You cannot even put lipstick on this pig. There is nothing of inherent value in it. Islam is nothing but the worship of Satan, operating as a political power grab, land grab and enforcement of complete subservience to the devil and his minions. There is really nothing more to say, except perhaps that this death cult needs to be removed from the face of the earth if we are to survive as a civilization.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 20, 2017 04:52 PM (cm1Bl)

167
I see on my youtube that youtube is recommending a video by CBS Fake News titled Dave Chapelle Tells Why He Decided To Host SNL.

I didn't watch it because I didn't have to.
Does anyone want to guess what it's about?

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 20, 2017 04:52 PM (1K6n1)

168 He later entered a bar where he was a regular customer in
Vitry-sur-Seine on the other side of Paris, and opened fire with his air
gun without hitting anyone.

___________

Imperial Stormtrooper in disguise.

You can cover the white plastic armor all you want but you can't disguise the pinpoint accuracy for which the Empire's finest are known galaxy wide.

Posted by: Lily Formerly of HotAir (Now from AoSHQ)assassin in the night at March 20, 2017 04:52 PM (vivhj)

169 160
Me and my junior high buddies got a hold of a Oui Magazine for a time.

Being the uber sophisticated 13 year olds we were, we all called it the Oh You Eye Magazine.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 20, 2017 04:51 PM (hpiD6)


And this little pecker shrieked " Oh You Eye, Oh You Eye, Oh You Eye!" all the way home!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2017 04:52 PM (mbhDw)

170 Being the uber sophisticated 13 year olds we were, we all called it the Oh You Eye Magazine.


I think my friends and I referred to it as Oweee.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 20, 2017 04:52 PM (8ZskC)

171 153
Trump has another grandson on the way, the Russians leaked today.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum


The NSA today released footage from inside Melania's fallopian tubes, where a micro-drone could clearly be seen displaying the message "We are totally not spying on Trump or his family" and was signed "Obama's minions still in NSA," which put the matter to rest, debunking Trump's claims that he is being spied upon.

Posted by: zombie at March 20, 2017 04:53 PM (DQ4Fv)

172 Now, if there is, anywhere in this crazy world a muslim willing to stop
the jihadi terrorism, I would say now is the time for that person to
step up and reform islam. get their head chopped for blasphemy.

Posted by: Fritz at March 20, 2017 04:53 PM (ATR4h)

173 170 Being the uber sophisticated 13 year olds we were, we all called it the Oh You Eye Magazine.


I think my friends and I referred to it as Oweee.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 20, 2017 04:52 PM (8ZskC)


Well, at least you didn't use "Puritan" for a term paper about the Pilgrims. Boy, that guy at the newsstand sure gave me a funny look . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2017 04:54 PM (mbhDw)

174
IT WAS NOT A WASTE!

It made me the font of human warmth and empathy that I am today.
Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 20, 2017 04:51 PM (mf5HN)

Not you, sweetheart. The fool who didn't read any Encyclopedia Brown. Now, put the ostrich back into that box, please.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 20, 2017 04:54 PM (cm1Bl)

175 Because I'm a bad, bad person, I laughed my ass off when CBS hairdo Bob
Simon, one of those chattering-class advocates for uncontrolled Turd
World immigration, died in a limo crash, whereupon it turned out that
his driver, immigrant Reshad Abdul Fedahi, had racked up _nine_ previous
license suspensions.

I remember when he got captured in Iraq. The guy had a history of making bad decisions.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 20, 2017 04:55 PM (qJhUV)

176 Imperial Stormtrooper in disguise.

You can cover the white plastic armor all you want but you can't disguise the pinpoint accuracy for which the Empire's finest are known galaxy wide.
Posted by: Lily Formerly of HotAir (Now from AoSHQ)assassin in the night at March 20, 2017 04:52 PM (vivhj)


Or in the Trek Verse.... Redshirts...

Posted by: Don Q. at March 20, 2017 04:55 PM (NgKpN)

177 165 Wow... had a whole slew of Hardy Boys books... and even though I am right in that age range, I never heard of Encyclopedia Brown before...

weird...
Posted by: Don Q.


I am the total reverse of you. I memorized every Encyclopedia Brown story verbatim -- but never heard of the Hardy Boys until I was an adult.

Posted by: zombie at March 20, 2017 04:55 PM (DQ4Fv)

178 My spidey sense tells me Comey is a form of weasel. A conniving shit weasel.

He's giving us the ol' okey doke.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2017 04:55 PM (PY9jH)

179 Trump has another grandson on the way, the Russians leaked today.

In related news, Andrew Sullivan broke his coccyx in a fall from a tree outside Sarah Palin's house today.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 20, 2017 04:56 PM (B+qrE)

180 167
I see on my youtube that youtube is recommending a video by CBS Fake News titled Dave Chapelle Tells Why He Decided To Host SNL.

I didn't watch it because I didn't have to.
Does anyone want to guess what it's about?

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 20, 2017 04:52 PM (1K6n1)


Speaking of SNL, get this, Lorne Michaels is rolling out "Weekend Update" into its own show.

I shit you not.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2017 04:56 PM (mbhDw)

181
Speaking of SNL, get this, Lorne Michaels is rolling out "Weekend Update" into its own show.


Why not. Fake News is all the rage today.

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 20, 2017 04:57 PM (1K6n1)

182 I picture him shooting his air pistol into the ceiling like in the movies only you hear phisss phisss phisss instead of BOOM BOOM BOOM!!

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 20, 2017 04:57 PM (fgzLM)

183 Speaking of SNL, get this, Lorne Michaels is rolling out "Weekend Update" into its own show.



I shit you not.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2017 04:56 PM (mbhDw)


Hoo boy. Perhaps Toure's career isn't washed up after all.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2017 04:57 PM (PY9jH)

184 >>Speaking of SNL, get this, Lorne Michaels is rolling out "Weekend Update" into its own show.

Someone has to fill John Stewart's role.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2017 04:57 PM (/tuJf)

185 91 He later entered a bar where he was a regular customer in
Vitry-sur-Seine on the other side of Paris, and opened fire with his air
gun without hitting anyone.

-----------------

That some really shitty marksmanship.

Posted by: NYPD at March 20, 2017 04:58 PM (kTF2Z)

186
Fake News is very effective if you want to influence to low-informed. And when you add "comedy" to fake news, even better.

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 20, 2017 04:58 PM (1K6n1)

187 >>Speaking of SNL, get this, Lorne Michaels is rolling out "Weekend Update" into its own show.


Because The Daily Show, the Stephen Colbert Show, the John Oliver Show, the Larry Wilmore show, the Samantha Bee show and Seth Meyers doing his SNLnews shtick on his own late night talk show didn;t already beat that idea to death?!?!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2017 04:59 PM (NOIQH)

188
btw, Weekend Update is already a show on NBC.


It's called Meet The Press and it's hosted by Cuck Todd.

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 20, 2017 04:59 PM (1K6n1)

189 Speaking of SNL, get this, Lorne Michaels is rolling out "Weekend Update" into its own show.

Flail, fish, flail.

I saw a trailer of a new Jenna Elfman ABC sitcom last night that might be the worst thing since they tried to give Emeril LaGasse a sitcom.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 20, 2017 04:59 PM (B+qrE)

190 Trump has another grandson on the way, the Russians leaked today.




Russians? Sounds more like the Trojans leaked.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2017 04:59 PM (Uohrc)

191 CNN: In a congratulatory phone call today to President Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin wished the Presidents family best wishes on the 11:23 am birth of their grandson on September 15th.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 20, 2017 05:00 PM (ZFUt7)

192 Speaking of SNL, get this, Lorne Michaels is rolling out "Weekend Update" into its own show.


It'll work if he brings back Norm MacDonald.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 20, 2017 05:00 PM (qJhUV)

193
Seriously, the only difference between Meet The Press and Weekend Update is the laugh track.

Exact same talking points.

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 20, 2017 05:00 PM (1K6n1)

194 Some magazines like to try and put a thin veneer of class on their smut - Oui, Chic, Gent - while others are more utilitarian - BigUns, Ju-double g-s, Buttman, Stacked.

Does anyone have any grant money lying around?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 20, 2017 05:00 PM (h1x9+)

195 Speaking of SNL, get this, Lorne Michaels is rolling out "Weekend Update" into its own show.

I shit you not.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2017 04:56 PM (mbhDw)

****************

Wow--that's like taking the turd out of the punchbowl and rolling with--that.

Posted by: Holmes at March 20, 2017 05:00 PM (fi5nC)

196 The guys who currently do the SNL News hosting aren't even good - at minimum you need good hosts to breath life into a tired, played-out idea like that.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2017 05:00 PM (NOIQH)

197 The tragic part is all the anti-terrorism backlash that will come from this very isolated incident.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 20, 2017 05:00 PM (/f1mm)

198 186 Fake News is very effective if you want to influence to low-informed. And when you add "comedy" to fake news, even better.
Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX
_________

What an elephant was doing in my pajamas I'll never know.

Posted by: Zombie Walter Cronkite, Thinking About What Might Have Been at March 20, 2017 05:01 PM (j+dfT)

199 It'll work if he brings back Norm MacDonald.

Or Deniis Miller.

Or Colin Quinn.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 20, 2017 05:01 PM (B+qrE)

200 He later entered a bar where he was a regular customer in Vitry-sur-Seine on the other side of Paris, and opened fire with his air gun without hitting anyone.

-----------------

That some really shitty marksmanship.



Two bottles of Cointreau and a tip jar are not expected to recover.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 20, 2017 05:01 PM (8ZskC)

201 Chief Inspector Clouseau: Does your dog bite?
Frenchman: No

(Chief Inspector Clouseau reaches down to pet doggeh) Nice doggeh!
(Dog commences to attack him, snarling)

Chief Inspector Clouseau: Aaaaaagh! I though you said your dog does not bite??!!

Frenchman: It is not my dog.

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid observing at March 20, 2017 05:01 PM (UYMK1)

202 A partial list of lies we must tell ourselves daily to be politically correct:

The problem is that we refuse to coexist with Islam.
The problem is whites killing blacks.
The problem is white privilege.
The problem is we don't sufficiently support public schools.
Ivy League universities are filled with people who are intellectually and morally superior.
The judiciary applies the law without bias.
The media reports the news objectively.
The science is settled.
AIDS is not a homosexual disease.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 20, 2017 05:01 PM (Nwg0u)

203 How many fake news comedy shows do they need?They already have Samantha Bee,Trevor Noah.etc.

Posted by: steevy at March 20, 2017 05:02 PM (r/0kC)

204 He later entered a bar where he was a regular customer in
Vitry-sur-Seine on the other side of Paris, and opened fire with his air
gun without hitting anyone.
-------------

To be fair, maybe it was a Glock.

Posted by: HK Owner at March 20, 2017 05:02 PM (zEM3F)

205 When my NYC SiL told me she "only gets my news from John Stewart and the NYT," I was gobsmacked. For about five minutes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2017 05:02 PM (PY9jH)

206 Speaking of SNL--they are going live across the US--because NBC can only show so many reruns of--The Voice.

Posted by: Holmes at March 20, 2017 05:02 PM (fi5nC)

207 203 How many fake news comedy shows do they need?They already have Samantha Bee,Trevor Noah.etc.
Posted by: steevy

no love for me?

Posted by: Rachael Maddow at March 20, 2017 05:02 PM (FZYNt)

208 The guys who currently do the SNL News hosting aren't even good - at
minimum you need good hosts to breath life into a tired, played-out idea
like that.


Now why you got to be throwin' shade like that? Us young, hip folks don't care for it at all. Not an iota.

Posted by: Lorne Michaels at March 20, 2017 05:03 PM (LAe3v)

209 To be fair, maybe it was a Glock.
Posted by: HK Owner
------------
Annnnd, here we go...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2017 05:03 PM (ZO497)

210 He later entered a bar where he was a regular customer in Vitry-sur-Seine on the other side of Paris, and opened fire with his air gun without hitting anyone.

-----------------

That some really shitty marksmanship.


He was a regular customer and wanted to be invited back.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 20, 2017 05:03 PM (8ZskC)

211 How many fake news comedy shows do they need?They already have Samantha Bee,Trevor Noah.etc.

You can fit the audiences for those in the trunk of my car.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 20, 2017 05:03 PM (B+qrE)

212 no love for me?
Posted by: Rachael Maddow at March 20, 2017 05:02 PM (FZYNt)



Oh, I loves you my pretty....

Posted by: Sally Kohn at March 20, 2017 05:03 PM (ujg0T)

213 He could have done some real carnage if he had a crossbow.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 20, 2017 05:04 PM (8ZskC)

214 211 Yeah,and another SNO spin off will draw literally tens of viewers!

Posted by: steevy at March 20, 2017 05:04 PM (r/0kC)

215 He could have done some real carnage if he had a crossbow.
Posted by: Cicero
--------------

...or a lute.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2017 05:04 PM (ZO497)

216
How many fake news comedy shows do they need?They already have Samantha Bee,Trevor Noah.etc.



You can fit the audiences for those in the trunk of my car.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 20, 2017 05:03 PM (B+qrE)
====================
If the horde offers to buy you a new car, I'm sure many of us will gladly help *cough* fill your trunk *cough.* You don't live near a large body of water, do you? *cough cough*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2017 05:05 PM (PY9jH)

217 And then Ziyed Ben Belgacem walked into a bar. You'd have thought he would have seen it.

Posted by: Zombie Walter Cronkite, Thinking About What Might Have Been at March 20, 2017 05:05 PM (j+dfT)

218 French Police Search for Clues of Motive of Man Who Attacked Orly Airport While Shouting That He Was Ready to "Die for Allah"

These stupid terrorists just aren't "woke" enough to understand why they are lashing out like they do.

It's just a cry for help against the cis-hetero White patriarchy!

Posted by: A Woke Western Elitist at March 20, 2017 05:05 PM (rUIbB)

219 204. It sure as hell wasn't a CZ52.

Just saying.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 20, 2017 05:05 PM (JhduB)

220
If you add an F to lute it becomes a flute.

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 20, 2017 05:05 PM (1K6n1)

221 He could have done some real carnage if he had a crossbow.
Posted by: Cicero
--------------

...or a lute.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2017 05:04 PM (ZO497)



Lyre!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 20, 2017 05:05 PM (8ZskC)

222 He wasn't trying to steal that soldier's rifle, he just wanted a nice, thorough 'manual search' like our TSA provides and she refused to do so.

Anyone know how to translate Dindu Nuffin into French?

Posted by: JB1000 at March 20, 2017 05:05 PM (16OL0)

223 He could have done some real carnage if he had a crossbow.
Posted by: Cicero
--------------

...or a lute.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2017 05:04 PM (ZO497)


Lyre!
Posted by: Cicero
------------------

Hurdy-gurdy.

Posted by: Bob Dylan at March 20, 2017 05:06 PM (eeTCA)

224 222. Kreyol would be the closest equivalent

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 20, 2017 05:07 PM (JhduB)

225 You have to be one stupid terrorist if they will not let you have a real gun at Jihad-U.
Will the French police officer who was wounded with the air pistol be decorated, or just laughed at?

Posted by: Paladin at March 20, 2017 05:07 PM (QGbEp)

226 Hurdy-gurdy.
Posted by: Bob Dylan
---------------

Stop stealing my shit, Dylan.

Posted by: Donovan at March 20, 2017 05:08 PM (eeTCA)

227
I listened to a lot of the fake hearings today.

More than once Comey said the FBI had assessed that Putin hates hillary clinton and did not want her to be president but they did expect her to win.

No one asked the obvious question: On what evidence did the FBI conclude Russia and Putin hated hillary clinton?

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 20, 2017 05:08 PM (1K6n1)

228 I can see it now.

DIE INFIDELS! PFFFT, PFFFT, PFFFT!

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at March 20, 2017 05:08 PM (0x/TW)

229 You have to be one stupid terrorist if they will not let you have a real gun at Jihad-U.

he gets a vest equipped with road flares

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 20, 2017 05:09 PM (FZYNt)

230 Anyone know how to translate Dindu Nuffin into French?



Je n'ai rien fait ???

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 20, 2017 05:09 PM (ujg0T)

231 Comey needed to be replaced jan 20th

Posted by: runner at March 20, 2017 05:09 PM (WHlmx)

232 225. Cut the lady soldier some slack - at least she didn't drop it.

The wounded cop will get the croix d'guerre, I'm sure.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 20, 2017 05:09 PM (JhduB)

233 I'm no phallus-centric dude, but has anyone else noticed the very clear genitalia on Google's current home page cartoon with the mouse? Watch what becomes of the "bed" when the mouse jumps out. Clearly..

Posted by: MSTisdale at March 20, 2017 05:09 PM (g9d8D)

234 No one asked the obvious question: On what evidence did the FBI conclude Russia and Putin hated hillary clinton?


We could tell you, but we would have to kill you.

Posted by: James Comey, Shitweasel at March 20, 2017 05:10 PM (8ZskC)

235
More than once Comey said the FBI had assessed that Putin hates hillary clinton and did not want her to be president but they did expect her to win.

No one asked the obvious question: On what evidence did the FBI conclude Russia and Putin hated hillary clinton?

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 20, 2017 05:08 PM (1K6n1)

And at no time did they consider that Putin would have loved to have her as president so he could push her around and do as he pleased. Trump? Not so much.

I guess common sense is not so common....

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 20, 2017 05:10 PM (cm1Bl)

236 Did Comey's testimony shed any light on whether it was in fact the Russians that hacked the DNC. IIRC 17 federal agencies have relied on the DNC's vendor as the evidence for this conclusion, but have nothing more

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 20, 2017 05:10 PM (SIY7D)

237 209 To be fair, maybe it was a Glock.
Posted by: HK Owner
------------
Annnnd, here we go...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2017 05:03 PM (ZO497)

Yeah but he was killed with a SIG

Posted by: SIG Owner ( not really) at March 20, 2017 05:10 PM (fgzLM)

238 More than once Comey said the FBI had assessed that Putin hates hillary clinton and did not want her to be president but they did expect her to win.
---------------

Hmm. Just like half of the people in this country.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2017 05:10 PM (ZO497)

239
Comey is at least 6'10", btw.

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 20, 2017 05:10 PM (1K6n1)

240 JJ - "Time for PDT to just ignore the judiciary. It's all tainted."


Arguably it's been "time" for a few years now. But so long as most people in positions to matter are trapped in their circular illogic -


"we can't disturb the completely circumstantial and formerly convenient supremacy of the judiciary, even though the judiciary has strayed and usurped and forfeited its legitimacy through lawless and bad-faith behavior, resulting in chaos, because doing so will lead to ...... well, um chaos"

then the constitutional dissolution will continue. As of this moment federal district judges have more say over national security policy related to visas and refugee admissions than the president, the State Dept., or the intel community - who actually have the authority and responsibility for these matters.


runner - "Trump missed an opportunity to fire Comey in January."


Technically, such an "opportunity" could be any time, but, yes. Of course I lack the info Trump has, but I'm astonished Comey wasn't dismissed. His malfeasance and theatrics on the Clinton Espionage Act crime festival was the most ludicrous self-immolation by a senior law enforcement official in our history. And yet he is still there.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 20, 2017 05:10 PM (QDnY+)

241 Bugs Meany?!

ROFL... I think I just peed a little.

Posted by: TheNewGuy at March 20, 2017 05:10 PM (mb9QQ)

242 >>>I'm sure many of us will gladly help *cough* fill your trunk *cough.*

"Fill your trunk"?
I think we need clearer code words.
There's so much that could be misunderstood here....

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 20, 2017 05:11 PM (h1x9+)

243 241 Bugs Meany?!

ROFL... I think I just peed a little.
Posted by: TheNewGuy at March 20, 2017 05:10 PM (mb9QQ)

Nyaaaaaah. What's up, doc?

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 20, 2017 05:11 PM (cm1Bl)

244 239
Comey is at least 6'10", btw.

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 20, 2017 05:10 PM (1K6n1)


He ain't no Richard Kiel.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2017 05:11 PM (mbhDw)

245 Did Comey's testimony shed any light on whether it was in fact the Russians that hacked the DNC. IIRC 17 federal agencies have relied on the DNC's vendor as the evidence for this conclusion, but have nothing more

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 20, 2017 05:10 PM (SIY7D)



From what I saw he backed the DNC talking points

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2017 05:11 PM (493sH)

246
Won't be long before the French 'Foreign Legion' is based in France.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 20, 2017 05:12 PM (ZFUt7)

247
He ain't no Richard Kiel.


Who is no The Guy Who Played Lurch.

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 20, 2017 05:12 PM (1K6n1)

248 rhomboid - technically is not the problem, optics of getting rid of comey now or later after the initial change of guard is BAD

Posted by: runner at March 20, 2017 05:12 PM (WHlmx)

249 Comey is at least 6'10", btw.

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 20, 2017 05:10 PM (1K6n1)


He ain't no Richard Kiel.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2017 05:11 PM (mbhDw)




Or Richard Roundtree because then he'd be a bad mother...

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2017 05:13 PM (493sH)

250 247
He ain't no Richard Kiel.


Who is no The Guy Who Played Lurch.
Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 20, 2017 05:12 PM (1K6n1)

Ted Cassidy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2017 05:13 PM (mbhDw)

251 To be fair, maybe it was a Glock.
Posted by: HK Owner
------------
Annnnd, here we go...

-
Ammo question: what is the difference between an Automatic Pistol Cartridge (APC) and a "regular" round?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 20, 2017 05:13 PM (Nwg0u)

252 >>Or Richard Roundtree because then he'd be a bad mother...

Watch your mouth!

Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2017 05:14 PM (/tuJf)

253
Ted Cassidy.

Who is no David Cassidy.

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 20, 2017 05:14 PM (1K6n1)

254 Or Richard Roundtree because then he'd be a bad mother...


SHUT YO MOUF!

Posted by: The Background Singers at March 20, 2017 05:14 PM (8ZskC)

255 " Of course I lack the info Trump has, but I'm astonished Comey wasn't dismissed."

He's got a ten year term and can't just be dismissed.

Bill C forced out an FBI Director on trumped up charges of expense violations, but that's different

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 20, 2017 05:14 PM (SIY7D)

256 "His malfeasance and theatrics on the Clinton Espionage Act crime
festival was the most ludicrous self-immolation by a senior law
enforcement official in our history."

I recall having been told back in seventh grade civics that the President is, among other roles, the nation's chief law enforcement officer. And after eight years of the feckless Barack Obama in that job, it's hard to imagine what Comey could possibly have done to top what his boss so routinely did.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 20, 2017 05:14 PM (noWW6)

257 251 Ammo question: what is the difference between an Automatic Pistol Cartridge (APC) and a "regular" round?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 20, 2017 05:13 PM (Nwg0u)

The volume of the "pew" sound?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2017 05:14 PM (mbhDw)

258
Ted Cassidy.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2017 05:13 PM (mbhDw)


Who was no David Cassidy

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 20, 2017 05:14 PM (lKyWE)

259 256 Posted by: torquewrench at March 20, 2017 05:14 PM (noWW6)


Well, we definitely could use a serious dose of feck. Fire his ass.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2017 05:15 PM (mbhDw)

260 Then how does Fred Gwynne fit into all of this?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 20, 2017 05:15 PM (8ZskC)

261 Ted Cassidy.

Who is no David Cassidy.

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 20, 2017 05:14 PM (1K6n1)



Who was no Hopalong Cassidy

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2017 05:16 PM (493sH)

262 258
Ted Cassidy.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2017 05:13 PM (mbhDw)


Who was no David Cassidy
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic
______

Who was damned sure no Hopalong Cassidy.

Posted by: Furious George at March 20, 2017 05:16 PM (j+dfT)

263 Fake News is very effective if you want to influence to low-informed. And when you add "comedy" to fake news, even better.
---

I know three people who totally bought fake news:

1. Highly educated senior citizen libtard prosecutor uncle believed the Sarah Palin said "I can see russia from my house."

2. Senior citizen godfather believed Trump said "I'll grab a woman by her p*ssy."

3. Former gay liberal friend believed that Jon Stewart was a news show.

These people range from highly educated to not at all educated, and ALL were duped and will continue to buy into the lies.

Posted by: shibumi at March 20, 2017 05:16 PM (FkAXz)

264
Joanna Cassidy. Heh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2017 05:16 PM (mbhDw)

265
Who is no David Cassidy.
Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 20, 2017 05:14 PM (1K6n1)



Who is no Butch Cassidy

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 20, 2017 05:16 PM (lKyWE)

266
Who was no Hopalong Cassidy

Who was no Butch Cassidy.

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 20, 2017 05:16 PM (1K6n1)

267
Doh!

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 20, 2017 05:17 PM (1K6n1)

268 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE AMISH AND LUTHERANS DON'T SANCTION MURDER IN THE NAME OF THEIR RELIGION.

Posted by: BEN ROSSINBUGER at March 20, 2017 05:17 PM (q177U)

269 @ 262. I just Amy Schumered TheQuietMan.

Posted by: Furious George at March 20, 2017 05:17 PM (j+dfT)

270 You know what else is a mystery? Hillary seems to be getting left out of every story of Donna Brazile admitting she gave debate questions to HILLARY CLINTON! Why is Hillary getting a pass? Even conservatives are leaving Hillary alone. Hillary RECEIVED and USED information about the debates before hand and did not disclose that to the debate moderators. If Brazile helped Hillary cheat, why is only Brazile tarnished?

We have proof that Hillary cheated in a presidential debate and no one is talking about it.



First presidential candidate to not thank her supporters on election night? HILLARY!!!

First presidential candidate to get caught cheating in a presidential debate?
HILLARY!!!

Posted by: Dang at March 20, 2017 05:18 PM (8b+oT)

271 I'm beginning to wonder if Patrick McGoohan is leading Columbo astray.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 20, 2017 05:18 PM (VdICR)

272 Did Comey's testimony shed any light on whether it was in fact the Russians that hacked the DNC. IIRC 17 federal agencies have relied on the DNC's vendor as the evidence for this conclusion, but have nothing more

-
What I got from Comey's testimony this morning: they're still looking into the Trump/Russkie connection but there was absolutely no eavesdropping on Trump. No way. No how. Did not happen. No sirree, Bob.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 20, 2017 05:18 PM (Nwg0u)

273 Who is no Cassidy Freeman

https://tinyurl.com/k9zkbgh

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 20, 2017 05:18 PM (8ZskC)

274 Who was no Hopalong Cassidy

Who was no hoplite.

Posted by: 300 at March 20, 2017 05:18 PM (LAe3v)

275 Ammo question: what is the difference between an Automatic Pistol Cartridge (APC) and a "regular" round?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 20, 2017 05:13 PM (Nwg0u)


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Automatic_Colt_Pistol

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
Shell_(projectile)#Armor-piercing

Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2017 05:19 PM (8nWyX)

276 I'm beginning to wonder if Patrick McGoohan is leading Columbo astray.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 20, 2017 05:18 PM (VdICR)




If he leads him to The Village maybe Columbo could figure out who Number 1 is. Ah, one more thing sir, who is Number 1?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2017 05:20 PM (493sH)

277 First presidential candidate to not thank her supporters on election night? HILLARY!!!
Posted by: Dang
________

* Hic *

I thanked Jim and Jack and Jose and Johnny and my Old Granddad. So go shcrew yourshelf.

* vomits *

Posted by: DistHillary at March 20, 2017 05:20 PM (j+dfT)

278 you need "cause" to dismiss, i believe, or impeachment. by letting him stay, trump team conceded that there is no cause, while his handling of Clinotn investigarion gave plenty

Posted by: runner at March 20, 2017 05:20 PM (WHlmx)

279 First presidential candidate to not thank her supporters on election night? HILLARY!!!

First presidential candidate to get caught cheating in a presidential debate?
HILLARY!!!



Posted by: Dang


Also first to do an imitation of a side of beef being thrown into a cattle car.

Posted by: pep at March 20, 2017 05:20 PM (LAe3v)

280 I think you mean "ACP" - Automatic Colt Pistol, not APC.


And, the answer is, each caliber is its own caliber. Not really related to "automatic", unless one points to the design of most cases used in "automatics/semi-automatics" (self-loaders), where the rim situation is different than with other kinds of ammo (bolt action for rifles, revolvers for handguns).


And then there are the platforms that blur the line. Like the .357 magnum 1911 variant (rimmed revolver cartridge used in a semi-automatic) made by Coonan.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 20, 2017 05:20 PM (QDnY+)

281 He later entered a bar where he was a regular customer in Vitry-sur-Seine on the other side of Paris, and opened fire with his air gun without hitting anyone. He also stole a car before arriving at the airport.

If the monstrous and evil American NRA continues to refuse to praise the air gun as a Muslim invention more of this can be expected.
Also, Islam invented stealing cars and burning parked cars but this poor man was not given an opportunity to set his on fire after he stole it fair and square. Truly an example of the system oppression of Muslims in France.
I don't know why Ace hasn't written a review of the TV coverage in French.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at March 20, 2017 05:20 PM (drrTK)

282 270 You know what else is a mystery? Hillary seems to be getting left out of every story of Donna Brazile admitting she gave debate questions to HILLARY CLINTON! Why is Hillary getting a pass? Even conservatives are leaving Hillary alone. Hillary RECEIVED and USED information about the debates before hand and did not disclose that to the debate moderators. If Brazile helped Hillary cheat, why is only Brazile tarnished?

We have proof that Hillary cheated in a presidential debate and no one is talking about it.



First presidential candidate to not thank her supporters on election night? HILLARY!!!

First presidential candidate to get caught cheating in a presidential debate?
HILLARY!!!

Posted by: Dang at March 20, 2017 05:18 PM (8b+oT)



I remember when the Commiecrats claimed there was a "Debate-gate" in 1980-1981, with a then not-yet-a-weenie George Will allegedly passing on debate questions to Uncle Ron Reagan.

They tried to "-gate" everything back then.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 20, 2017 05:20 PM (ujg0T)

283 What I got from Comey's testimony this morning: they're still looking into the Trump/Russkie connection but there was absolutely no eavesdropping on Trump. No way. No how. Did not happen. No sirree, Bob.

All that was missing today was the clown car...

Posted by: It's Me donna at March 20, 2017 05:20 PM (O2RFr)

284 Reuters
20/03/17 17:25
BREAKING: U.S. plans to ban passengers from about a dozen countries from carrying most electronic devices on U.S.-bound flights - official

Posted by: EVLINC! at March 20, 2017 05:22 PM (y3aQB)

285 So the Jan 20 NYT headline above the fold on page one that said "Wiretapped Data Used in Inquiry of Trump Aides" just never happened.

And the intercept of Flynn that got him fired just accidentally happened

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 20, 2017 05:22 PM (SIY7D)

286 They tried to "-gate" everything back then.

Posted by: Curmudgeon


They're doing it wrong.

Posted by: G.K. Chesterton at March 20, 2017 05:22 PM (LAe3v)

287 What I got from Comey's testimony this morning: they're still looking into the Trump/Russkie connection but there was absolutely no eavesdropping on Trump. No way. No how. Did not happen. No sirree, Bob.

All that was missing today was the clown car...

Posted by: It's Me donna at March 20, 2017 05:20 PM (O2RFr)



It was something what Clouseau...I mean Comey was so sure about but what needed more investigating until he found it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2017 05:22 PM (493sH)

288 284 Reuters
20/03/17 17:25
BREAKING: U.S. plans to ban passengers from about a dozen countries from carrying most electronic devices on U.S.-bound flights - official
Posted by: EVLINC! at March 20, 2017 05:22 PM (y3aQB)


Let me guess which countries!


Ha!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2017 05:22 PM (mbhDw)

289
Hillary didn't even call Trump to concede defeat -- she had Huma call Kelly Anne Conway.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 20, 2017 05:22 PM (ZFUt7)

290 Over at ZeroHedge--

NY attorney general hiring someone to go after Trump for... anything and everything, even before it occurs.

*Trump Thoughtcrimes Division*

Posted by: shibumi at March 20, 2017 05:22 PM (FkAXz)

291 I hate the fuckin Left

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2017 05:23 PM (KlI/a)

292 JACK CASSIDY MARRIED MRS PARTRIDGE

Posted by: Lord Sir Carousel at March 20, 2017 05:23 PM (nFwvY)

293 He saw the new King Kong movie and went ape shit.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 20, 2017 05:23 PM (tT1++)

294 Heh, don't ban muzzies, just ban their phones and electronics.


More winning!

Posted by: Yo! at March 20, 2017 05:24 PM (GwIKd)

295 289
Hillary didn't even call Trump to concede defeat -- she had Huma call Kelly Anne Conway.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum
____

Huma hadn't passed out yet.

Posted by: DistHillary at March 20, 2017 05:24 PM (j+dfT)

296 NGU not as much as me

Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2017 05:24 PM (GPaiX)

297 countdown to DJT rally tonight. Replay of Nashville TN speech is now running

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWItae0Dcb0

Posted by: kallisto at March 20, 2017 05:24 PM (nNdYv)

298 JACK CASSIDY MARRIED MRS PARTRIDGE

Shirley Jones was always **not quite** Hollywood good-looking.

Posted by: pep at March 20, 2017 05:24 PM (LAe3v)

299 So Dick "dick" Durbin went after Gorsuch today.

What a POS.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2017 05:24 PM (PY9jH)

300 290 Over at ZeroHedge--

NY attorney general hiring someone to go after Trump for... anything and everything, even before it occurs.

*Trump Thoughtcrimes Division*

Posted by: shibumi at March 20, 2017 05:22 PM (FkAXz)


You laugh but that is essentially the reasoning behind the courts striking down the travel bans.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2017 05:24 PM (mbhDw)

301 Hey, I've got an idea, lets let more "refugees" into the US!

Posted by: It's Me donna at March 20, 2017 05:24 PM (O2RFr)

302 293 He saw the new King Kong movie and went ape shit.
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 20, 2017 05:23 PM (tT1++)


It was a giant Joo ancestor. QED.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2017 05:25 PM (mbhDw)

303

BREAKING: U.S. plans to ban passengers from about a dozen countries from carrying most electronic devices on U.S.-bound flights - official
Posted by: EVLINC! at March 20, 2017 05:22 PM (y3aQB)


Yeah about that....no.

Posted by: HAWAII JUDGE at March 20, 2017 05:25 PM (tT1++)

304
Let me guess which countries!

It's a muslim phone ban!!

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 20, 2017 05:25 PM (lKyWE)

305 Oh, runner, I agree - just pointing it out.


But Ignoramus says I'm wrong, but I think what I was saying was that an FBI director would have difficulty remaining in his position if a president expressed a lack of confidence in him - no actual "firing" involved. If a few prominent senators would echo a president's position, I would think it would be very hard for a director to persist.


At a minimum, the idiot GOP members on the hill should torture the f**k out of Comey every time he appears over his ridiculous Clinton performance. For a law enforcement person - the top one - he doesn't seem to understand law, or enforcement. On something not trivial, like the Espionage Act.


His presentation was self-fisking, esp. the part about "don't get any ideas about systematic, wholesale, deliberate violations of the Espionage Act involving absolutely the most sensitive information for which the Act was designed, just because Clinton and Co. are getting a pass".


The bit about imputing "intent" requirements to a negligence provision (negligence provisions exist solely to cover situations where intent is not provable or relevant) aptly reflects Comey's understanding of criminal law.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 20, 2017 05:25 PM (QDnY+)

306 OT: Cloris Leachman (Frau Blucher) is still alive. Who knew?

Posted by: pep at March 20, 2017 05:26 PM (LAe3v)

307 Hey, I've got an idea, lets let more "refugees" into the US!

Posted by: It's Me donna at March 20, 2017 05:24 PM (O2RFr)


We're on it!

Posted by: Lutheran Churches at March 20, 2017 05:26 PM (PY9jH)

308 291 I hate the fuckin Left
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2017 05:23 PM (KlI/a)

+++

Wearing me down, they are.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 20, 2017 05:26 PM (Ivjge)

309 283 And the big oversized shoes, red rubber nose, water spraying flower, top hat, patched overcoat in multiple colored patches.

Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2017 05:26 PM (GPaiX)

310 255
He's got a ten year term and can't just be dismissed.
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 20, 2017 05:14 PM (SIY7D)
-------------------------
Actually, it's a 5 year term, with one second term allowed and customary.
Comey was appointed in 2013 so he can be canned without cause in 2018.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 20, 2017 05:27 PM (hCoZK)

311

NOOD.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2017 05:27 PM (mbhDw)

312 So the terrorist was a regular in a bar. I thought alcohol is verboten to allah's sycophants but then again everything is waived if you are prepared to kill for him. And you know Allah is a he which seems to not ruffle the feminists' feathers like Jesus does.

Posted by: Decaf at March 20, 2017 05:27 PM (Tm3Ti)

313 I just get the feeling this civil war is going to get much uglier

Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2017 05:27 PM (GPaiX)

314 The HIV virus, by itself, doesn't kill you. All it does is lower your immune defenses so that other viruses and diseases can get in your body unimpeded and kill you or cripple you.

Liberals are the HIV.

Islamic extremists are the dangerous disease allowed in by the HIV.

Posted by: zombie at March 20, 2017 05:28 PM (DQ4Fv)

315 The progs in this town are getting on my very.last.nerve.

Every single day it's, "When can we impeach Trump?!!!" "He's working for the Russians!!!" "All he ever does is golf!!!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2017 05:28 PM (PY9jH)

316 No, no, no, you've got it all wrong. The dude yelled he was willing to die for Alain, his estranged French boyfriend. A Frenchy version of Jodie and Hinckley, if you will. If Western societies weren't so Islamohomophobic, this would've never happened.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 20, 2017 05:29 PM (dargh)

317 I'm an Ignoramus, I don't understand this.

#1 Comey testified that the FBI was investigating Russian connections with Trump

#2 Comey said he couldn't comment on any investigation of leaks of classified information

Why is #1 OK to comment on, but not #2

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 20, 2017 05:29 PM (SIY7D)

318 Isn't the largest number of Somalia people outside of Somalia in Minnesota?

Posted by: Yo! at March 20, 2017 05:29 PM (GwIKd)

319 NGU not as much as me
Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2017 05:24 PM (GPaiX)

I spit blood every time I think of them
And Piss vinegar

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2017 05:29 PM (KlI/a)

320 Even Russian hackers hung their heads in shame when they realized that hacking Donna Brazile was like bullying a retard.

Posted by: Fritz at March 20, 2017 05:30 PM (ATR4h)

321 Clearly not a muslim - it says in the article that he entered a bar where he was a regular customer. Alcohol is haram, so he can't be a muslim.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at March 20, 2017 05:31 PM (rznWS)

322 I spit blood every time I think of them

As long as it's not everytime you brush your teeth That could this be a sign of periodontal disease. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2017 05:31 PM (fDdVG)

323 Damn!! I thought we had this one in the bag.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at March 20, 2017 05:31 PM (nQHw/)

324 I'd read the French forces at Orly were preparing to surrender and M. Belgecen was killed when a dropped weapon went off accidently...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 20, 2017 05:32 PM (kP16F)

325 My point is that Trump couldn't dismiss Comey the way he could all those US attorneys. Pushing him out could be messy, if Comey resisted.

I'm not sure on this, but can't the DOJ and AG work around Comey. If they ask for an investigation, Comey can't say no. Can he frustrate it?

Comey is culpable for letting the Lynch DOJ take-over the Hillary investigation so that it was never anything like an independent investigation. For that he should swing

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 20, 2017 05:36 PM (SIY7D)

326
You laugh but that is essentially the reasoning behind the courts striking down the travel bans.
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I wasn't joking about the Trump Thoughtcrimes Division.

We've now gone full Orwell.

Posted by: shibumi at March 20, 2017 05:39 PM (FkAXz)

327 Clearly not a muslim - it says in the article that he entered a bar where he was a regular customer. Alcohol is haram, so he can't be a muslim.
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Didn't the good Muslims of 9/11 hang out at strip clubs and get drunk?

Posted by: shibumi at March 20, 2017 05:40 PM (FkAXz)

328 160 Me and my junior high buddies got a hold of a Oui Magazine for a time.



Being the uber sophisticated 13 year olds we were, we all called it the Oh You Eye Magazine.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 20, 2017 04:51 PM
.
The Adrienne Barbeau issue?

Posted by: Spiny Norman at March 20, 2017 05:51 PM (U3sWw)

329 "France is fast becoming Syria."

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If you remember mass car-becues of years past France was
Syria before Syria became Syria.

Posted by: Decaf at March 20, 2017 05:54 PM (Tm3Ti)

330 I know, I know!... because air pistol crime just don't get no respect?

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at March 20, 2017 06:35 PM (LeUrG)

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