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Donna Brazile Finally Admits She Passed Debate Questions to Hillary Clinton Campaign

She has previously either denied it, or declared that anyone suggesting such a thing was "persecuting" a "Christian."

Later she did less outright denying, but would only confess that she had been "alleged" to have passed debate questions to Hillary.

Now this formerly-persecuted Christian woman is now claiming to feel guilt.

I believe her now like I believed her then.

"My job was to make all our Democratic candidates look good, and I worked closely with both campaigns to make that happen," she said. "But sending those emails was a mistake I will forever regret."

...or at least until Chelsea Clinton declares her intent to run against Kirsten Gillibrand.

Posted by: Ace at 07:46 PM




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1 Liar Liar pants on fire

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 17, 2017 07:39 PM (SjImc)

2 Dems gotta lie....I think it's part of their platform

Posted by: the Butcher at March 17, 2017 07:40 PM (AGJqR)

3 th

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 17, 2017 07:40 PM (gwPgz)

4 Next question. Who at CNN gave Donna Brazile the questions and when will CNN, which is totally not biased, y'all, fired them.

Posted by: PJ at March 17, 2017 07:41 PM (vYEmB)

5 SJWs always lie.

Write that on the chalkboard 100 times.

Posted by: logprof at March 17, 2017 07:41 PM (GsAUU)

6 Hey, it happens! Water Under the bridge

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 17, 2017 07:41 PM (wmaTe)

7 Donna Brazile persisted, so she gets a chapter in my big new kid's book.

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at March 17, 2017 07:41 PM (8ZskC)

8 MORAL: Never accuse a good Christian like Donna Brazile of being a liar.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 17, 2017 07:42 PM (8ZskC)

9 Nice how libtards act all religious when it suits them, as when they twist scripture to support unlimited immigration or welfare. But woe unto anyone who quotes actual scripture about, say, homosexuality.

Posted by: TheLowerDepths at March 17, 2017 07:42 PM (1WTGm)

10 We've been catching up on "House of Cards." Now it's at the point where the Democrat president is being threatened by a mainstream media investigation. Just one problem. That would never happen.

Posted by: Caliban at March 17, 2017 07:42 PM (3GFMN)

11 My job was to make all our Democratic candidates look good

--There's not enough gold in the world to pay someone enough to do that successfully.

Posted by: logprof at March 17, 2017 07:42 PM (GsAUU)

12 "I will forever regret"
Or after 5 pm, whichever comes first.

Posted by: Roman Maroni at March 17, 2017 07:42 PM (vCA4F)

13 In before the Scorpion!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 17, 2017 07:43 PM (LTHVh)

14 My job was to make all our Democratic candidates look good


Yeah. Hillary looked damn good. Almost human.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 17, 2017 07:43 PM (8ZskC)

15 And Bernie, what a good looking stud

Posted by: Roman Maroni at March 17, 2017 07:44 PM (vCA4F)

16 She's as good at her job as Jamie Gorelick was

Posted by: Roman Maroni at March 17, 2017 07:45 PM (vCA4F)

17 I mean, here's the thing -- this barely even scratches the surface of the corruption in DC.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 17, 2017 07:45 PM (wmaTe)

18 My job was to make all our Democratic candidates look good

I look pretty good sucking cock at Christmas parties.

Posted by: Krystal Ball at March 17, 2017 07:45 PM (GsAUU)

19 Nice how libtards act all religious when it suits them, as when they twist scripture to support unlimited immigration or welfare.

You would think the words of God would turn to molten brass on their blaspheming lips, you would.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 17, 2017 07:45 PM (LTHVh)

20 I'm reading the election threads again. Still makes me tear up, and you people are freakin' funny as hell.

Posted by: Country Boy at March 17, 2017 07:45 PM (Jcg9Q)

21 ...or at least until Chelsea Clinton declares her intent to run against Kirsten Gillibrand.

*****************

It's going to be a three -way!

Posted by: Caroline Kennedy at March 17, 2017 07:45 PM (fi5nC)

22 My job was to make all our Democratic candidates look good

I'd rather have the job of taking the NJ Jets to the Super Bowl?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 17, 2017 07:45 PM (SjImc)

23 Nice how libtards act all religious when it suits them, as when they twist scripture to support unlimited immigration or welfare.


Donna will now read a selection from the Book of Wasserman on the topic of corruption and forgiveness.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 17, 2017 07:46 PM (8ZskC)

24 16 She's as good at her job as Jamie Gorelick was

Posted by: Roman Maroni at March 17, 2017 07:45 PM (vCA4F)

Fun fact: Any idea who represented Jared Kushner during Trumps transition?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 17, 2017 07:46 PM (wmaTe)

25 Anyone going to come clean on those coin tosses? I guess it does not matter. A libtard admits a sin and it does not even warrant a hiccup.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 17, 2017 07:46 PM (Ivjge)

26 Debunked. Old news. Time we moved on.

Posted by: Hillary! at March 17, 2017 07:46 PM (XoldI)

27 Well all righty then.

Donna Brasile is the epitome of the smug, supercilious, brazen entitled media enhanced pseudo-elite that has pushed this country to the edge of the survival cliff and made us look into the abyss. I just hope President Trump doesn't blink as he surveys the extent of the abyss and plots a course forward.

At least since Hillary will never be President, we have slim chance, slim, but still a chance.

The good news is that now Chelsea knows at least one trifecta media whore she can count on!

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 17, 2017 07:46 PM (gwPgz)

28 Another fun fact -- any idea who the primary sponsor of the Civil Rights Act of 1875 was?

Hint: He famously got his noggin smashed by a cane.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 17, 2017 07:47 PM (wmaTe)

29 20 I'm reading the election threads again. Still makes me tear up, and you people are freakin' funny as hell.
Posted by: Country Boy at March 17, 2017 07:45 PM (Jcg9Q)

--Any of the Election Night videos with The Young Turks is awesome. Also, the Trump: All Your Base Are Belong To Us video.

Always great pick-me-ups.

Posted by: logprof at March 17, 2017 07:47 PM (GsAUU)

30 Gee, I wonder what other "paranoid fantasies" Trump has been mooting will turn out to be true?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 17, 2017 07:48 PM (6FqZa)

31 Now can we place her on an ice floe?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 17, 2017 07:48 PM (1CroS)

32 Nice how libtards act all religious when it suits them, as when they twist scripture to support unlimited immigration or welfare. But woe unto anyone who quotes actual scripture about, say, homosexuality.

Posted by: TheLowerDepths at March 17, 2017 07:42 PM (1WTGm)


It's not a "true" religion of faith unless it's mandatory and enforced by the State!

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 17, 2017 07:49 PM (gwPgz)

33 I'd rather have the job of taking the NJ Jets to the Super Bowl?

The job of transporting the Browns to the Super Bowl has to be the best job in the world.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 17, 2017 07:49 PM (6FqZa)

34 Hey, it happens! Water Under the bridge

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 17, 2017 07:41 PM (wmaTe)




zombie Ted Kennedy: That's what I always say

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 17, 2017 07:49 PM (auHtY)

35 Somebody needs to check her crawlspace for bodies.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 17, 2017 07:50 PM (KgpWR)

36 Wonder what her pastor said about it?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 17, 2017 07:51 PM (0tfLf)

37 Time to send her a white kimono and a sharp wakizashi. Yubitsume first, to apologize; jumonji giri after, to regain her honor.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at March 17, 2017 07:51 PM (rznWS)

38 Price she'll pay for this? The big doughnut.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 17, 2017 07:51 PM (qJhUV)

39 Well thank god the DNC finally got some good leadership, they purged the Clinton people forever. I think Chelsea has theme music now.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 17, 2017 07:51 PM (6Ll1u)

40 Chelsea isn't really going to be senator? Is NY really that fucked up? Let sigh.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 17, 2017 07:52 PM (Xj0cx)

41 Wonder what her pastor said about it?
===

"Chickens coming home to roost."

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 17, 2017 07:52 PM (KgpWR)

42 Somebody needs to check her crawlspace for bodies.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 17, 2017 07:50 PM (KgpWR)

Come to think of it, she does give off a creepy Harry Plinkett vibe. Without the wit, of course . . . but with the creepiness.

Posted by: TheLowerDepths at March 17, 2017 07:52 PM (1WTGm)

43 30 Gee, I wonder what other "paranoid fantasies" Trump has been mooting will turn out to be true?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 17, 2017 07:48 PM (6FqZa)

--Steve Sailer has called it Trump's Good Luck or something like that. Every time the MBM call bullshit on him, world events almost magically or teleologically conspire to smite them with a Clue X 4. Last was the riots in Sweden, and there will be many more, unless the MBM have the sense to STFD and STFU. (Note: That ain't gonna happen.)

Posted by: logprof at March 17, 2017 07:52 PM (GsAUU)

44
Umemployed white coal miner in West Virginia: Privileged.

Donna Brazile: Oppressed and persecuted.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at March 17, 2017 07:52 PM (8fypK)

45 The US is going to try to pickup the 7-10 split.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 17, 2017 07:52 PM (LTHVh)

46 Just like the mohammedians, lying to further the cause is not a sin.

Posted by: User name cannot be bank at March 17, 2017 07:53 PM (CEU4j)

47 Hey, it happens! Water Under the bridge

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 17, 2017 07:41 PM (wmaTe)

So Simon & Garfunkel can sue Donna Brazille?!? Kew ...

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at March 17, 2017 07:53 PM (AoK0a)

48 --Steve Sailer has called it Trump's Good Luck or something like that. Every time the MBM call bullshit on him, world events almost magically or teleologically conspire to smite them with a Clue X 4. Last was the riots in Sweden, and there will be many more, unless the MBM have the sense to STFD and STFU. (Note: That ain't gonna happen.)
Posted by: logprof at March 17, 2017 07:52 PM (GsAUU)

It really has happened a bunch with Trump.

Almost makes me wonder if ace has been loaning out his time machine.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 17, 2017 07:53 PM (wmaTe)

49 Money Honey on FBN!

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 17, 2017 07:53 PM (KgpWR)

50 "But sending those emails was a mistake I will forever regret."

So she apologizes for lying ... with a lie? Shocker!

Posted by: ShainS at March 17, 2017 07:53 PM (mt8X9)

51 And Hillary accepted them.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 17, 2017 07:53 PM (Ivjge)

52 "persecuting a Christian"

I heard a lot of this from bums in Houston. One of them came up to me in a gas station. I ratted him out to the manager, who found him hiding behind the building. The bum indignantly denied asking me for cash and then said, besides, Christians are supposed to help those who ask.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 17, 2017 07:53 PM (6FqZa)

53 It was just a mistake. Like misspelling a word or forgetting to sign a check or...

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 17, 2017 07:54 PM (IqV8l)

54 And Hillary accepted them.
Posted by: washrivergal at March 17, 2017 07:53 PM (Ivjge)



To be fair, Hillary was so smashed she thought they were a shopping list.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 17, 2017 07:54 PM (8ZskC)

55 51 And Hillary accepted them.
Posted by: washrivergal at March 17, 2017 07:53 PM (Ivjge)

Trump was right -- Hillary's team should have come forward and said "we were inappropriately given the questions."

HAHAHAHAH, just kidding. Thats politics, baby.

Of COURSE Hillary got the primary debate questions ahead of time.

Anyone want to bet on whether or not she got the general election debate questions ahead of time, too?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 17, 2017 07:54 PM (wmaTe)

56 How the he'll does someone hang out on the WH lawn for 16 minutes before someone got him?

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 17, 2017 07:54 PM (Xj0cx)

57 What difference, at this point, does it make?

Posted by: Average Guy at March 17, 2017 07:54 PM (LMcFk)

58 This is really about my Brazile nut-shaped head, isn't it?

Posted by: Rachel Sadcow at March 17, 2017 07:54 PM (Tyii7)

59 Hillary seemed to have pre-planned and scripted answers to a lottt of the debate questions in the general. She seemed more, ahem, prepared then she did even against Crazy Bernie.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 17, 2017 07:55 PM (wmaTe)

60 regrets; because she was caught

when don't they cheat? from dragging out dead voters, to taking money from others countries to intimidation , to polls, to ballots
when don't they cheat>?

Posted by: willow- mixing memes at March 17, 2017 07:55 PM (R7cwD)

61 56 How the he'll does someone hang out on the WH lawn for 16 minutes before someone got him?
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 17, 2017 07:54 PM (Xj0cx)

...maybe the secret service was curious how it would play out.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 17, 2017 07:55 PM (wmaTe)

62 Sumner.
The smashee.

Posted by: navybrat at March 17, 2017 07:55 PM (w7KSn)

63 How the he'll does someone hang out on the WH lawn for 16 minutes before someone got him?
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 17, 2017 07:54 PM (Xj0cx)

Take a pair of clippers and make like your trimming the bushes.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 17, 2017 07:55 PM (SjImc)

64 How the he'll does someone hang out on the WH lawn for 16 minutes before someone got him?

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 17, 2017 07:54 PM (Xj0cx)


The same way they lose a laptop loaded with classified
material!

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 17, 2017 07:56 PM (gwPgz)

65 So, Trump lied and still lies about everything. Only because Hillary is a woman does Trump try to pertratrate this lie !!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at March 17, 2017 07:56 PM (WmgTn)

66 So, when faced with someone who corrupted their own Primary election, what did the Democrats do? Did they investigate? Did they even mildly criticize? Nope, they put her in charge of the Party.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Gluten Free Souls at March 17, 2017 07:57 PM (a3sfz)

67 "The job of transporting the Browns to the Super Bowl has to be the best job in the world."

I took some browns to a bowl just this morning. Baaa zing!

Posted by: Rick Steves, boringly touring europe on your tax dollars. at March 17, 2017 07:57 PM (1aMQH)

68 The bum indignantly denied asking me for cash and then said, besides, Christians are supposed to help those who ask.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 17, 2017 07:53 PM (6FqZa)

--LMAO, like the urban legen that an undercover cop has to admit he's a cop if asked.


BTW, classic Breaking Bad scene:
https://youtu.be/mSjBzZsGLYY

Posted by: logprof at March 17, 2017 07:57 PM (GsAUU)

69 Ya know I am a ACC fan, mostly UNC, but both their coaches seem to be left wing fucks, so fuck them.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 17, 2017 07:57 PM (SjImc)

70 64 How the he'll does someone hang out on the WH lawn for 16 minutes before someone got him?

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 17, 2017 07:54 PM (Xj0cx)

The same way they lose a laptop loaded with classified
material!

Maybe Trump should hire His own security forces...

Posted by: It's Me donna at March 17, 2017 07:57 PM (O2RFr)

71 In other St Patrick"s Day news: John Ford, the great Irish-American film director's 1957 "Rising of the Moon" begins on TCM!

Posted by: hambone at March 17, 2017 07:57 PM (iynDC)

72 She has previously either denied it, or declared that anyone suggesting such a thing was "persecuting" a "Christian."

These people are so exasperatingly STUPID. Why not, "if you accuse me of that, you are torturing a puppy"? Or "molesting a child" or "clubbing a baby seal", or "setting fire to a quokka"?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 17, 2017 07:58 PM (W8bn5)

73 Maybe Trump should hire His own security forces...
Posted by: It's Me donna at March 17, 2017 07:57 PM (O2RFr)

Is PDT still packing?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 17, 2017 07:58 PM (SjImc)

74 @28: "He famously got his noggin smashed by a cane."

Bob Crane? No...that was a camera tripod.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at March 17, 2017 07:58 PM (rznWS)

75 My job was to make all our Democratic candidates look good...

Just ponder that salient detail of her confession.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 17, 2017 07:59 PM (VRsLi)

76 So some terrible consequence for all that lying will redound to Brazile now, right?

Like she will get hounded about it by the press in every appearance, hey you said this but we found out the truth was this other thing, right?

She won't be allowed in polite company....

Posted by: blaster at March 17, 2017 07:59 PM (HV1LS)

77 I guess she hit send by mistake.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 17, 2017 07:59 PM (W8bn5)

78 62 Sumner.
The smashee.
Posted by: navybrat at March 17, 2017 07:55 PM (w7KSn)

And since he was from MA, it would be fair to say he was a Smashhole as well.

Bob Crane? No...that was a camera tripod.
Posted by: FaCubeItches at March 17, 2017 07:58 PM (rznWS)

...So close...

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 17, 2017 08:00 PM (wmaTe)

79 Maybe Trump should hire His own security forces...

Posted by: It's Me donna at March 17, 2017 07:57 PM (O2RFr)

=========

Something like Gaddafi's old Amazonian Guards would be awesome!

Posted by: ShainS at March 17, 2017 08:00 PM (mt8X9)

80 79 Maybe Trump should hire His own security forces...

Posted by: It's Me donna at March 17, 2017 07:57 PM (O2RFr)

=========

Something like Gaddafi's old Amazonian Guards would be awesome!
Posted by: ShainS at March 17, 2017 08:00 PM (mt8X9)

Trump is still bodily protected by his private security, I believe.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 17, 2017 08:00 PM (wmaTe)

81 Democrats, 2017:

"Even the mere allegation that agents of a foreign power might have conspired and collaborated with a Presidential campaign in the U.S. has to be regarded with the utmost gravity. It's a threat to the very foundations of our beloved American democracy. If proven true, such an act renders this entire administration devoid of both legitimacy and authority."

Democrats, 1997:

"Nobody here but us chickens!"

http://tinyurl.com/l78e55j

Posted by: torquewrench at March 17, 2017 08:01 PM (noWW6)

82 My job was to make all our Democratic candidates look good...

You had ONE JOB!

Posted by: tu3031 at March 17, 2017 08:01 PM (qJhUV)

83 Trump is still bodily protected by his private security, I believe

Good thing....

Posted by: It's Me donna at March 17, 2017 08:01 PM (O2RFr)

84 SJWs always lie.



Write that on the chalkboard 100 times.

Posted by: logprof at March 17, 2017 07:41 PM (GsAUU)

Ay Caramba!

Posted by: Bart Simpson at March 17, 2017 08:01 PM (JO9+V)

85 Hands up anyone who really believes she thinks it was wrong or that she would not do so again in a heartbeat. Anyone?

Anyone?

Beuller?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2017 08:01 PM (39g3+)

86
Something like Gaddafi's old Amazonian Guards would be awesome!
Posted by: ShainS


Jeff Bezos would gladly sell him some.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 17, 2017 08:01 PM (IqV8l)

87 Is PDT still packing?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 17, 2017 07:58 PM (SjImc)

============

I personally trained him.

Posted by: Sean Hannity at March 17, 2017 08:01 PM (mt8X9)

88 We've been catching up on "House of Cards." Now it's at the point where the Democrat president is being threatened by a mainstream media investigation. Just one problem. That would never happen.
Posted by: Caliban

It makes me wonder why Trump has any respect for the MSM. He should dismiss them out of hand and continue to berate and call them out as fake news.

Posted by: bossybarb at March 17, 2017 08:01 PM (7czoZ)

89 76 So some terrible consequence for all that lying will redound to Brazile now, right?

Like she will get hounded about it by the press in every appearance, hey you said this but we found out the truth was this other thing, right?

She won't be allowed in polite company....
Posted by: blaster at March 17, 2017 07:59 PM (HV1LS)

+++

Both of them. However, I don't think Hillary normally hangs out with "polite" company. I think they are probably crude and coarse lowlifes.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 17, 2017 08:02 PM (Ivjge)

90 She is trying to get hired back.

This is one of those confessions that dirtbags make in order to rehabilitate the career.

"Oooh no, Donna! You are a true warrior for the cause! This little kerfuffle just makes you more INTERESTING!"

" How about the 7:00 pm slot? "

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 17, 2017 08:02 PM (KgpWR)

91 I think the quality of the Secret Service suffered greatly under President Obama for several reasons:

1) Loathing protecting such a radical leftist douchebag who hates law enforcement
2) Replacing everyone in government with a certified leftist ideologue

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2017 08:03 PM (39g3+)

92 The Chelsea bubble is one of those stories that makes me glad to be old and lacking grandchildren.

Posted by: Bat Guano at March 17, 2017 08:04 PM (Z3+AH)

93 Stephen Miller on Twitter says Trump is like the Terminator T-1000. Unstoppable.

Posted by: Jmel at March 17, 2017 08:04 PM (FuBlO)

94 Every Democrat I know follows the axiom "any means to an end", so they have already knowingly made the Faustian bargain, even if they aren't aware of what that is.

Posted by: navybrat at March 17, 2017 08:04 PM (w7KSn)

95 Donna Brasile is the epitome of the smug, supercilious, brazen entitled media enhanced pseudo-elite that has pushed this country to the edge of the survival cliff and made us look into the abyss.
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 17, 2017 07:46 PM (gwPgz)


All I need to know about Donna Brasile I learned from her 2013ish tweet that went roughly "My health insurance premiums jumped 300% and my provider doesn't have an answer!"

Well, dearie, do you remember anything regarding health coverage and laws being passed lately? Also, grown-ups who can tie their own shoes generally know that the provider is not the one who charges the premium on account of doctors not really being in the business of assessing insurance premiums. So we'll give you a pass on that, since you're clearly not a grown-up who can tie her own shoes.

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Posted by: hogmartin at March 17, 2017 08:05 PM (8nWyX)

96 Donna Brazil is to Al Franklin as MandMs are to Skittles.

Posted by: freaked at March 17, 2017 08:06 PM (BO/km)

97 93 Stephen Miller on Twitter says Trump is like the Terminator T-1000. Unstoppable.

Posted by: Jmel at March 17, 2017 08:04 PM (FuBlO)

==========

Yeah, our side should be calling him the Trumpinator.

Posted by: Sean Hannity at March 17, 2017 08:06 PM (mt8X9)

98 Left Wingers are scum

That's all ya need to know, and all there is to know

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 17, 2017 08:07 PM (SjImc)

99 69 Ya know I am a ACC fan, mostly UNC, but both their coaches seem to be left wing fucks, so fuck them.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 17, 2017 07:57 PM (SjImc)

--Which ones?

I know Tony Bennett the singer is a Truther, but know nothing of the UVA coach.

Do you mean Roy Williams and Coach K?

Posted by: logprof at March 17, 2017 08:07 PM (GsAUU)

100 So, is this going to be headline news? NYT, Washington Post, all the BSMSMs? Because I have an inkling that if it were Trump instead getting the questions, there would be a roaring flaming fire over this.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 17, 2017 08:07 PM (Ivjge)

101 Why is Meghan McCain on the Five?

What the hell does this spoonfed, teenage bimbette have to say about anything?

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 17, 2017 08:07 PM (KgpWR)

102 Donna Brazil?

I think she was on the show "Gimme A Break"....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 17, 2017 08:07 PM (5VlCp)

103 1. My emails were taken out of context!

2. Those emails were a lark, a joke, just blowing off steam.

3. Yeah but my intentions were pure and good and I now regret that my actions were taken the wrong way.

Posted by: Donna Brazile at March 17, 2017 08:07 PM (JO9+V)

104 Ay Caramba!
Posted by: Bart Simpson at March 17, 2017 08:01 PM (JO9+V)

--LMAO I envisioned Bart when I wrote that. I also had similar punishments in middle school.

Posted by: logprof at March 17, 2017 08:08 PM (GsAUU)

105 Do you mean Roy Williams and Coach K?
Posted by: logprof at March 17, 2017 08:07 PM (GsAUU)


Yes , them.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 17, 2017 08:08 PM (SjImc)

106 You know what else persists? A rash.

Posted by: freaked at March 17, 2017 08:08 PM (BO/km)

107 Shame, from a Democrat official?

Unpossible.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 17, 2017 08:08 PM (oVJmc)

108 Now it's at the point where the Democrat president is being threatened by a mainstream media investigation.

This is why I never bothered with it.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 17, 2017 08:08 PM (6FqZa)

109 Donna Brazil?
I think she was on the show "Gimme A Break"....

I blame autoerect.

Posted by: freaked at March 17, 2017 08:09 PM (BO/km)

110 You know what else persists? A rash.

Something the Clintons must know much about

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 17, 2017 08:09 PM (6FqZa)

111 99 69 Ya know I am a ACC fan, mostly UNC, but both their coaches seem to be left wing fucks, so fuck them.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 17, 2017 07:57 PM (SjImc)

--Which ones?

I know Tony Bennett the singer is a Truther, but know nothing of the UVA coach.

Do you mean Roy Williams and Coach K?
Posted by: logprof at March 17, 2017 08:07 PM (GsAUU

You can't be a UNC and a Duke fan. This is impossible in collge basketball. Like being a UGA and a Florida college football fan or a Ohio State and a Michigan football fan.

Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 17, 2017 08:09 PM (3cOA7)

112 I mentioned the other day that it was suggested that Chelsea C could run for our idiot Sen Gillibrand's senate seat if G decided to run for president in 2020.

that would be some debate, Gillibrand vs Trump. Sledgehammer, meet pebble.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 17, 2017 08:10 PM (b7fwp)

113 101 Why is Meghan McCain on the Five?

What the hell does this spoonfed, teenage bimbette have to say about anything?

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 17, 2017 08:07 PM (KgpWR)

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Wait, I thought earlier you said she was on FBN?

Posted by: #DrunkDonLemon at March 17, 2017 08:10 PM (mt8X9)

114 "My job was to make all our Democratic candidates look good"

Well Jesus, with Chelsea you need a belt sander and a trowel.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at March 17, 2017 08:11 PM (8fypK)

115 You can't be a UNC and a Duke fan. This is impossible in collge basketball. Like being a UGA and a Florida college football fan or a Ohio State and a Michigan football fan.
Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 17, 2017 08:09 PM (3cOA7)

I am a UNC fan or was...but I am so sick and tired of these coaches acting like left wing scumbags. I want to watch sports and only sports when I watch sports.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 17, 2017 08:11 PM (SjImc)

116 @76: "She won't be allowed in polite company...."

Of course she won't; she's a negro!

Posted by: Mortimer Duke at March 17, 2017 08:11 PM (rznWS)

117 Jeez , FOX and their EZ Bake Oven squad.

Half of them still have junior prom pictures they need to pickup.

Yeah Meghan , enlighten me.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 17, 2017 08:11 PM (KgpWR)

118 "Donna will now read a selection from the Book of Wasserman on the topic of corruption and forgiveness."

Ha!

Mayonnaise-Hair is never going to forgive Brazile. Observe that DWS made it an explicit condition of her stepping down as head of the Committee that Brazile come in as the TEMPORARY, emphasis TEMPORARY, chairperson. And for Brazile to be identified only as such.

Brazile then not so discreetly dropped that prefatory part of the honorific after only a few weeks in the job, in a rather obvious ploy to try to make her status permanent, and Washerwoman-Putz became incandescent with butthurt rage.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 17, 2017 08:12 PM (noWW6)

119 Looks like the spawn of the Frail Beast will be on the board of Expedia.

Yay nepotism!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 17, 2017 08:12 PM (89T5c)

120
Why is Meghan McCain on the Five?

What the hell does this spoonfed, teenage bimbette have to say about anything?

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 17, 2017 08:07 PM (KgpWR)







They're called boobs.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2017 08:12 PM (cuZZW)

121 105 Do you mean Roy Williams and Coach K?
Posted by: logprof at March 17, 2017 08:07 PM (GsAUU)


Yes , them.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 17, 2017 08:08 PM (SjImc)

--Coach K is like Gregg Popovich: hugely successful, and has a veneer of patriotism (coached Army and several USA national teams), but is so "woke" [sic] by the Blacks he coaches that he has absorbed their politics.

Which is why I have great respect for Belichick (although I wish he'd fucking lose more). He knows that success is earned, not stolen by Whitey.

Posted by: logprof at March 17, 2017 08:13 PM (GsAUU)

122 @82: "My job was to make all our Democratic candidates look good..."

She meant physically, in comparison.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at March 17, 2017 08:13 PM (rznWS)

123 Well Jesus, with Chelsea you need a belt sander and a trowel.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at March 17, 2017 08:11 PM (8fypK)

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She sure didn't take after her daddy ...

Posted by: Web Hubbell at March 17, 2017 08:13 PM (mt8X9)

124 Any word of Barky being involved in a spooge overdose or Reef Loach infestation or something?

Posted by: freaked at March 17, 2017 08:13 PM (BO/km)

125 Naw that was Maria Bartromo - the Money Honey.

I flipped the channel to regular FOX and Gutfeld was talking so I stopped for a minute.

Bad idea.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 17, 2017 08:13 PM (KgpWR)

126 Which is why I have great respect for Belichick (although I wish he'd fucking lose more). He knows that success is earned, not stolen by Whitey.
Posted by: logprof at March 17, 2017 08:13 PM (GsAUU)


Well put

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 17, 2017 08:14 PM (SjImc)

127 re 101: gotta say, she sounds a whole lot smarter than she did a few years ago. Almost as if Michelle Obama went back to school and learned that the ancient Egyptians enslaved Africans from the south of Egypt. Or King Barky 57th learned to stop using "I" so much.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 17, 2017 08:14 PM (b7fwp)

128 has a veneer of patriotism (coached Army and several USA national teams)

Not only coached Army, he played at Army - he is a West Point graduate.

Posted by: blaster at March 17, 2017 08:14 PM (HV1LS)

129 She admits she's a liar. Why would we now believe her about her "regret"?

Posted by: LASue, so very deplorable at March 17, 2017 08:14 PM (CLKfs)

130 115 You can't be a UNC and a Duke fan. This is impossible in collge basketball. Like being a UGA and a Florida college football fan or a Ohio State and a Michigan football fan.
Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 17, 2017 08:09 PM (3cOA7)

I am a UNC fan or was...but I am so sick and tired of these coaches acting like left wing scumbags. I want to watch sports and only sports when I watch sports.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 17, 2017 08:11 PM (SjImc)

Agree 100% with you brother.

This may be a reason why High school sports are gaining in popularity. Cheap and fun to attend in person. Plus supporting the community.

Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 17, 2017 08:15 PM (3cOA7)

131 If I had a sock and some duct tape, I'd motor boat Meggy McCain.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 17, 2017 08:15 PM (89T5c)

132
They're called boobs.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur

===

Yeah , but there are better ones attached to much smarter babes. And right on cue here's Kimmy G.

That'll work.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 17, 2017 08:15 PM (KgpWR)

133 Not only coached Army, he played at Army - he is a West Point graduate.

Posted by: blaster at March 17, 2017 08:14 PM (HV1LS)

So was Wesley Clark

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 17, 2017 08:15 PM (SjImc)

134 I wonder if this Democratic house slave remembers what the Bible says about liars.

Doubt it.

Posted by: Country Boy at March 17, 2017 08:15 PM (Jcg9Q)

135 If Hillary would have won do you think she would have admitted it?

Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2017 08:15 PM (GPaiX)

136 regret: it doesn't mean what she thinks it means.

Posted by: shibumi at March 17, 2017 08:15 PM (FkAXz)

137 'She admits she's a liar. Why would we now believe her about her "regret"?'

It's almost like we can ignore everything she says.

Posted by: freaked at March 17, 2017 08:15 PM (BO/km)

138 I keep reading her quote as "something I will NEVER regret."


I wonder why?

Posted by: LASue, so very deplorable at March 17, 2017 08:16 PM (CLKfs)

139 Maria Bartiromo does a good job on Wall Street Week. Reboot of Wall Street Week is pretty good.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 17, 2017 08:16 PM (cPsPa)

140 You can't be a UNC and a Duke fan. This is impossible in collge basketball. Like being a UGA and a Florida college football fan or a Ohio State and a Michigan football fan.
Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 17, 2017 08:09 PM (3cOA7)

--Don't forget Seminoles and Gaytors. Or Wahoos and Hokies.

Posted by: logprof at March 17, 2017 08:16 PM (GsAUU)

141 Is it not a felony to interfere with a federal election?

Posted by: Holy Calamari at March 17, 2017 08:16 PM (fqERy)

142 "She admits she's a liar."

Falsus in unum, falsus in omnium

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at March 17, 2017 08:16 PM (8fypK)

143 My favorite little Donna Brazile dirt is the accusation that she had an 18 year affair with a married White Jewish man named Herb Kurz. http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3483730/posts

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at March 17, 2017 08:17 PM (kXoT0)

144 Is it not a felony to interfere with a federal election?

I think you could at least make the case for it, even if a weak one.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2017 08:17 PM (39g3+)

145 were the questions given to hillary gratis or did she have to trade someone for them?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 17, 2017 08:17 PM (cPsPa)

146 I guarantee Meghan still has at least one pink Barbie doll-shoe under her bed.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 17, 2017 08:17 PM (KgpWR)

147 Donna Brazil?
I think she was on the show "Gimme A Break"....
I blame autoerect.
Posted by: freaked at March 17, 2017 08:09 PM (BO/km)

Ummmm...maybe I was mistaken. I think she was in that classic shoot 'em up western "Boss Wigger" starring Fred Williamson. (1975)

Great theme song....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 17, 2017 08:17 PM (5VlCp)

148 141: Exactly. I'd say it in Latin if I knew how.

Posted by: LASue, so very deplorable at March 17, 2017 08:18 PM (CLKfs)

149 ...or at least until Chelsea Clinton declares her intent to run against Kirsten Gillibrand.

Posted by: Ace at 07:46 PM

Isn't Kristen Gillibrand preparing for a 2020 run? She is the only senator to vote against all of Trumps cabinet picks or simething?

Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 17, 2017 08:18 PM (3cOA7)

150 Something like Gaddafi's old Amazonian Guards would be awesome!

Posted by: ShainS at March 17, 2017 08:00 PM (mt8X9)



They'd be Yuge

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 17, 2017 08:18 PM (auHtY)

151 It's not like we don't know what she is. Whether or not she did this one particular thing really doesn't lower my opinion of her.

Posted by: freaked at March 17, 2017 08:19 PM (BO/km)

152 Chelsea joins the Board of Expedia?

Weasel Zippers

???? Oh yeah I am sure she is qualified for that?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 17, 2017 08:19 PM (SjImc)

153 I was in line behind a badass at the grocery store earlier. Had an IWB holster carrying a revolver with his T-shirt tucked up over it, between the gun and the holster.

Looking like a real bad asshole.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at March 17, 2017 08:19 PM (FqgrG)

154 @141: "Is it not a felony to interfere with a federal election?"

Maybe *technically*, but not if you do it to help the correct side win.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at March 17, 2017 08:20 PM (rznWS)

155 There's pork in the sky right now!

Posted by: GuyfromNH at March 17, 2017 08:20 PM (75D/9)

156 140 You can't be a UNC and a Duke fan. This is impossible in collge basketball. Like being a UGA and a Florida college football fan or a Ohio State and a Michigan football fan.
Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 17, 2017 08:09 PM (3cOA7)

--Don't forget Seminoles and Gaytors. Or Wahoos and Hokies.
Posted by: logprof at March 17, 2017 08:16 PM (GsAUU

There is not enough memory on the blog to name them all

Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 17, 2017 08:21 PM (3cOA7)

157 Chelsea joins the Board of Expedia?

On account of her Lasker, Pulitzer and Nobel Prizes. Didn't she get the Fields Medal too?

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at March 17, 2017 08:21 PM (8fypK)

158 @155: "There's pork in the sky right now!"

What a coincidence. There's "pork" in this guy right now, too.

Posted by: Reggie Love at March 17, 2017 08:22 PM (rznWS)

159 Hillary had the f*cking answers and still couldn't beat the worst presidential candidate in 100 years? Holy crap.

I'd love to know how much Trump really won by after subtracting fraud and the like.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 17, 2017 08:22 PM (/f1mm)

160
Chelsea joins the Board of Expedia?

She really sends me!

Posted by: Erratic Traveler at March 17, 2017 08:22 PM (IqV8l)

161 'There's pork in the sky right now!'

Swinus Major?

Pigs In Space?

What?

Posted by: freaked at March 17, 2017 08:22 PM (BO/km)

162 Coach K is like Gregg Popovich: hugely successful, and has a veneer of patriotism (coached Army and several USA national teams), but is so "woke" [sic] by the Blacks he coaches that he has absorbed their politics.




I read Coach K said he'd overturn the NC bathroom law.I figure he's probably under a lot of pressure to be PC but someone with his level of success could tell them to eat a bag of dicks if he wanted to.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 17, 2017 08:22 PM (auHtY)

163 Chelsea joins the Board of Expedia?

Weasel Zippers

???? Oh yeah I am sure she is qualified for that?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 17, 2017 08:19 PM (SjImc)

Meet once a year to rubber stamp what the corporate officers want? Even Chelsea can probably handle that, and even gives her resume' a little padding (yeah I'm laughing too).

Posted by: Country Boy at March 17, 2017 08:22 PM (Jcg9Q)

164 Shame, from a Democrat official?

Unpossible.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 17, 2017 08:08 PM (oVJmc)


Nah, this is "liberal convenient shame" perfectly timed AFTER this election but BEFORE the next one, so that the "old news" meme can be applied when needed!

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 17, 2017 08:23 PM (gwPgz)

165 IQ 85.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 17, 2017 08:23 PM (UdJxL)

166 Is it wrong that I'm a Zombie fan.

They kill all the stupid slow moving people.

It's a purification if you think about it.

Posted by: eleven at March 17, 2017 08:23 PM (qUNWi)

167 I'm calling Ace out for slacking on his GAINZZZ. We all know why there is no GAINZZZ thread

Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 17, 2017 08:23 PM (3cOA7)

168 145 were the questions given to hillary gratis or did she have to trade someone for them?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 17, 2017 08:17 PM (cPsPa)

=======

In return, she promised to bring Brazil on as Chief of Staff and make Podesta her Chief of White House Cybersecurity ...

Posted by: ShainS at March 17, 2017 08:24 PM (mt8X9)

169 Pork In The Sky With Diamonds?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 17, 2017 08:24 PM (hVdx9)

170 Google
McDonalds
Expedia


This is fun!

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 17, 2017 08:24 PM (KgpWR)

171 And is this what women believe they need to do to break the glass ceiling?

Very interesting.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 17, 2017 08:24 PM (/f1mm)

172 I keep reading her quote as "something I will NEVER regret."


I wonder why?

Posted by: LASue, so very deplorable at March 17, 2017 08:16 PM (CLKfs)

You're not the only one. I actually had to read it twice just to make sure I didn't see what I thought I saw.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 17, 2017 08:24 PM (aMlLZ)

173 Regrets, I've had a few

But FUCK YOU

Posted by: Donna Brazile at March 17, 2017 08:24 PM (GsAUU)

174 Then she should be arrested by federal agents with an accompianing search warrant for CNN HQ.

Posted by: Holy Calamari at March 17, 2017 08:24 PM (fqERy)

175 Has anybody ever called her Bobo Brazile? Just wondering.

Posted by: Country Boy at March 17, 2017 08:25 PM (Jcg9Q)

176 They'd be Yuge

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 17, 2017 08:18 PM (auHtY)

======

Heh. All former Miss USA contestants who survived Navy SEAL training ...

Posted by: ShainS at March 17, 2017 08:25 PM (mt8X9)

177 Pork in the sky keep on turnin'

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 17, 2017 08:25 PM (IqV8l)

178 In the final minutes of regulation, a smart virtue signal can all but assure victory.

Posted by: Coach Shechefski at March 17, 2017 08:26 PM (Tyii7)

179 Scuse me while I kiss this sty?

Posted by: freaked at March 17, 2017 08:26 PM (BO/km)

180

Hell of a week for Spastic Animatronic Cashews.


Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 17, 2017 08:26 PM (KgpWR)

181 Pork in the sky keep on turnin'
****
Porkin' on a river

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 17, 2017 08:26 PM (hVdx9)

182 On account of her Lasker, Pulitzer and Nobel Prizes. Didn't she get the Fields Medal too?

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at March 17, 2017 08:21 PM (8fypK)

========

Another self-made woman ... just like mom.

Posted by: ShainS at March 17, 2017 08:26 PM (mt8X9)

183 were the questions given to hillary gratis or did she have to trade someonething for them?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 17, 2017 08:17 PM (cPsPa)


Of course not. Why do you ask?

Posted by: Democratic National Committee chair Donna Brazile at March 17, 2017 08:26 PM (gwPgz)

184 "My job was to make all our Democratic candidates look good,"

By giving one of them an advantage over the other.

Posted by: davidt at March 17, 2017 08:27 PM (XoldI)

185 Heh. All former Miss USA contestants who survived Navy SEAL training ...

Posted by: ShainS at March 17, 2017 08:25 PM (mt8X9)

So a staff budget of $0?

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 17, 2017 08:27 PM (/f1mm)

186
Come on
Come on
Come on
Let's go space porkin'

Posted by: freaked at March 17, 2017 08:27 PM (BO/km)

187 Pork in the sky keep on turnin'
****
Porkin' on a river


Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 17, 2017 08:26 PM (hVdx9)

Pork keep a rollin' all night long.....

Posted by: Country Boy at March 17, 2017 08:27 PM (Jcg9Q)

188 If you don't lift and exercise, you will get fat. While diet is 90%, you need muscle GAINZZZ or you will still be fat/flabby/built like a sorority chick whose only calories consist of booze and salty regrets.

Posted by: Phone of Widespread Pepe at March 17, 2017 08:28 PM (3cOA7)

189
Brazile will be hosting her own show on CNN within 6 months.


Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 17, 2017 08:28 PM (KgpWR)

190 Pigs in the Sky (Three Different Ones)

Posted by: Pink Floyd at March 17, 2017 08:28 PM (GsAUU)

191 "Another self-made woman..."

... Who admires her creator.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at March 17, 2017 08:28 PM (8fypK)

192 Yea yea yea space porkin'

Posted by: freaked at March 17, 2017 08:28 PM (BO/km)

193 When I think about you, I pork myself.....

Posted by: eleven at March 17, 2017 08:28 PM (qUNWi)

194 "My job was to make all our Democratic candidates look good,"

While working for CNN, as a journalist, before becoming DNC Chair.

Posted by: davidt at March 17, 2017 08:29 PM (XoldI)

195 This means the Brazilians hacked the election, right?

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 17, 2017 08:29 PM (/f1mm)

196 I'm pretty sure she is lying. I know because I've been lied to before by professionals.

Posted by: Eromero at March 17, 2017 08:29 PM (zLDYs)

197 Chelsea joins the Board of Expedia?

If she passes Go does she get 200 dollars?

Posted by: tu3031 at March 17, 2017 08:29 PM (qJhUV)

198 I will always pork you.

Posted by: Dolly at March 17, 2017 08:29 PM (qUNWi)

199 One Pork Over the Line...

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 17, 2017 08:29 PM (gwPgz)

200 Holy cow, cute Asian chick on camera calling the Wichita State-Dayton game (which is a doozy, BTW).

Posted by: Pink Floyd at March 17, 2017 08:30 PM (GsAUU)

201 /Floyd sock

Posted by: logprof at March 17, 2017 08:30 PM (GsAUU)

202 Chelsea is on the board of Expedia?
Trump should make the Trivago guy an ambassador.

Posted by: wooga at March 17, 2017 08:31 PM (jwxZQ)

203 Three Pig Night - Jeremiah was a porkchop

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 17, 2017 08:31 PM (auHtY)

204 This is getting out of hand. I just wanted to know what the heck the was about:

'There's pork in the sky right now!'

Posted by: freaked at March 17, 2017 08:31 PM (BO/km)

205 Brazile's confession released on Friday, St Patrick's Day. Coincidence? I think not.

Posted by: LASue, so very deplorable at March 17, 2017 08:31 PM (CLKfs)

206 This means the Brazilians hacked the election, right?

-
Damn Brazilians with their samba and rumbas and shit.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 17, 2017 08:31 PM (Nwg0u)

207 Tangled Up In Pork

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2017 08:31 PM (4/95V)

208 Expedia(EXPE) dropping in after hours trading.
Brilliant move.

Posted by: Holy Calamari at March 17, 2017 08:31 PM (fqERy)

209 6 Hey, it happens! Water Under the bridge

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 17, 2017 07:41 PM (wmaTe)


You spelled 'vodka' wrong.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary at March 17, 2017 08:31 PM (45MVv)

210 This is getting out of hand. I just wanted to know what the heck the was about:

'There's pork in the sky right now!'

Posted by: freaked at March 17, 2017 08:31 PM (BO/km)

Let's pork...I like the night life baby!!

Posted by: Country Boy at March 17, 2017 08:31 PM (Jcg9Q)

211 189
Brazile will be hosting her own show on CNN within 6 months.


Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 17, 2017 08:28 PM (KgpWR)

=============


Team her up with Schumer and call it Nuts and Sluts ...

Posted by: ShainS at March 17, 2017 08:32 PM (mt8X9)

212 "But sending those emails was a mistake I will forever regret."

Yeah, right, until the next time you're caught.

Posted by: Ritchie V at March 17, 2017 08:32 PM (e46OR)

213 There's "pork" in the "sky" "right now".

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 17, 2017 08:32 PM (KgpWR)

214 Pig Feet in a Jar

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2017 08:32 PM (4/95V)

215 Piggies on the Storm

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 17, 2017 08:33 PM (hVdx9)

216 173:

This.

Posted by: LASue, so very deplorable at March 17, 2017 08:33 PM (CLKfs)

217 You know, if I'd have done such a deed, lied about it, then came clean, I would go into hiding for the rest of my life - like under my bed. But no, not these people. Still out in front of the cameras, still tweeting snark everyday about Trump. Now Hillary plans to run for mayor of N.Y.
Completely and unabashedly shameful and shameless, at the same time.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 17, 2017 08:33 PM (Ivjge)

218 Scuse me while I pork this guy...

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 17, 2017 08:33 PM (hVdx9)

219 I love college basketball, and like almost all other fans, I want Duke, UNC, and Kentucky to lose.

Posted by: logprof at March 17, 2017 08:34 PM (GsAUU)

220 Wichita State is fucking on fire right now.

Posted by: logprof at March 17, 2017 08:34 PM (GsAUU)

221 When the moon hits your eye like a big pork pie
It's amore.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 17, 2017 08:35 PM (fqERy)

222 Who really cares if there's a dick or two in the ladies room?

Posted by: Coach Shechefski at March 17, 2017 08:35 PM (Tyii7)

223 The tiiiiiimes they are a pooorkinnnnn.....

Posted by: Berb Derlin at March 17, 2017 08:35 PM (qUNWi)

224 Yeah, and lying about it for six months was a smooth move too.

Posted by: Weiner's Blackberry at March 17, 2017 08:35 PM (XIYer)

225 I wonder if this Democratic house slave remembers what the Bible says about liars.

Doubt it.

Posted by: Country Boy at March 17, 2017 08:15 PM (Jcg9Q)


She can probably quote the whole NT but jus' knowin' the words don't mean nuthin'.

Posted by: Gerard at March 17, 2017 08:35 PM (e46OR)

226 ALL YOUR PORK ARE BELONG TO US

Posted by: CATS at March 17, 2017 08:35 PM (GsAUU)

227 Chelsea is working in a travel office now??

Posted by: Hillary! at March 17, 2017 08:35 PM (XoldI)

228 Wichita State is fucking on fire right now.

Posted by: logprof
****

That's hot.

Posted by: Flaming Clown Boner at March 17, 2017 08:35 PM (hVdx9)

229 La Isla Carnita

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2017 08:35 PM (4/95V)

230 175: Are you by any chance referring to the now-deceased Seattlite whose wife's name was Fifi?

Posted by: LASue, so very deplorable at March 17, 2017 08:35 PM (CLKfs)

231 197 Chelsea joins the Board of Expedia?

If she passes Go does she get 200 dollars?

Posted by: tu3031 at March 17, 2017 08:29 PM (qJhUV)

==========

We gave her $600,000 for passing as a journalist ...

Posted by: NBC News at March 17, 2017 08:36 PM (mt8X9)

232 Who pork dis is?

Posted by: Gamer at March 17, 2017 08:36 PM (XoldI)

233 Perfect example of the Royalty we now have

Posted by: vizzy at March 17, 2017 08:36 PM (TdKpj)

234 I don't want to be your beast of burden.

Posted by: Miss Piggy at March 17, 2017 08:36 PM (e46OR)

235 I call that a Porkin'
the best I ever had
The best I ever HAAAD!

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2017 08:37 PM (4/95V)

236

Piggy In The Middle

https://youtu.be/FKezWLZqRik

Posted by: The Rutles at March 17, 2017 08:37 PM (IqV8l)

237 Fat Back in the Bathtub

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2017 08:37 PM (4/95V)

238 Porkticle Man

Porkticle Man

Doing the things a porkticle can

Posted by: TMBG at March 17, 2017 08:37 PM (GsAUU)

239 Get back, pancetta

(Get back, get back.)

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at March 17, 2017 08:38 PM (OVUYQ)

240 I porked them myyyyywaaayyyyyy

Posted by: Flaming Clown Boner at March 17, 2017 08:38 PM (hVdx9)

241 Friggin' morons.

Where's the remote?

Posted by: Arnold Ziffel at March 17, 2017 08:39 PM (45MVv)

242 Chelsea joins the Board of Expedia?
===

Her stellar track record of killing the Family Foundation in her nepotistic gimme job (with a salary based on international bribes to Mommy) has prepared her for this moment.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 17, 2017 08:39 PM (KgpWR)

243 208 Expedia(EXPE) dropping in after hours trading.
Brilliant move.

Posted by: Holy Calamari at March 17, 2017 08:31 PM (fqERy)

======

I shorted millions of shares earlier today ...

Posted by: Marc Mezvinsky at March 17, 2017 08:39 PM (mt8X9)

244 I sit, by selection,
Upon the direction
Of several Companies bubble -

As soon as they're floated
I'm freely bank-noted -
I'm pretty well paid for my trouble.

The Duke of Plaza-Toro, The Gondoliers

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at March 17, 2017 08:39 PM (8fypK)

245 So what happens to an individual who provides questions/answers to the bar or engineering certifications or the like?

Seems like that would be pretty serious, and neither has hardly any effect on the fate of every individual on the face of the earth.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 17, 2017 08:40 PM (/f1mm)

246 Pork rinds on my shoulders makes me happy.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 17, 2017 08:40 PM (fqERy)

247 Every White House Presser should include a Power Point.... where Spicer can just click onto whatever graphic he needs to and it's there in the background.... like, maybe, NYT headlines, excerpts from stories, images, whatever......

I've always thought that was the way to do a presser against a hostile media......

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2017 08:41 PM (br2jI)

248 Well, it's prosciutto this and prosciutto that.

Posted by: Giuseppe at March 17, 2017 08:41 PM (e46OR)

249 Please, no Space Hog video links.

Posted by: logprof at March 17, 2017 08:41 PM (GsAUU)

250 And we'll have pig, pig, pig til her daddy takes the smoker away.

Posted by: Coach Shechefski at March 17, 2017 08:42 PM (Tyii7)

251 Oh, and:

And I rind...

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 17, 2017 08:42 PM (/f1mm)

252 Jesus... what are ya'll smoking tonight?

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at March 17, 2017 08:42 PM (CNHr1)

253 Mama told me not to come . . .

Posted by: Three Hog Night at March 17, 2017 08:42 PM (GsAUU)

254 Ain't too proud to pork,

sweet darlin',

please don't leave me,

don't you know.....

Posted by: Country Boy at March 17, 2017 08:42 PM (Jcg9Q)

255
Pork, we much!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 17, 2017 08:43 PM (auHtY)

256 And we'll have pig, pig, pig til her daddy takes the smoker away.
==

You hit that one out of the pork.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 17, 2017 08:43 PM (KgpWR)

257 Nobody porks me better,

Makes me feel sad for the rest

Nobody porks me half as good as you,

Baby, you're the best!

Posted by: Carly Simon at March 17, 2017 08:43 PM (JO9+V)

258 Hillary 2020 question from Candy Crawley. Did Brazille give you the questions during the 2016 Campaign?
Hillary"why she did but I never read them, I was embarrassed for her" remember bring out the questions it has a big Nope I won't read it, right there in the bottom corner see!?"

Crawley, "yes, I see it right there", waves it around the room.

Posted by: willow- mixing memes at March 17, 2017 08:43 PM (R7cwD)

259 I got you Babe

Posted by: Under Fire at March 17, 2017 08:44 PM (fqERy)

260 Nobody puts piggy in the corner!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 17, 2017 08:44 PM (Nwg0u)

261 'Jesus... what are ya'll smoking tonight?'

Pork. Yea, that's it.

Posted by: freaked at March 17, 2017 08:44 PM (BO/km)

262 Porkenstein

Posted by: Mary S at March 17, 2017 08:45 PM (e46OR)

263 Meant to shoot that hog long ago,
Just can't leave that hog alone.
Maria carry a rifle.
Maria carry a hog on her back.
That hog is hit again.
That slow hog is hit again,

Posted by: Belly at March 17, 2017 08:45 PM (GsAUU)

264 It's just another pig in the wall

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 17, 2017 08:45 PM (6Ll1u)

265 Don't hold your pork out on me baby.

Posted by: D. Butcherire at March 17, 2017 08:45 PM (e46OR)

266 Shelubi...porrrked.

Posted by: Country Boy at March 17, 2017 08:46 PM (Jcg9Q)

267 Pibil.

People who eat pibil.

Are the luckiest people in the w-o-o-o-o-r-ld.

Posted by: Barbara Streisland at March 17, 2017 08:46 PM (OVUYQ)

268 So Brazille admits what we've all known for decades - which means we've got the concrete evidence. What will the GOPe do with this very valuable box of dynamite that could start the chain reaction and destroy what's left of the mainstream media's reputation? Why, nothing of course.

Posted by: Smitty27 at March 17, 2017 08:46 PM (g9d8D)

269 Donna Brazile Finally Admits She Passed Debate Questions to Hillary Clinton Campaign


Scratch a Dem, find a liar. And a Commie.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2017 08:46 PM (SRKgf)

270 That'll do, pig.

Posted by: Farmer Hoggett at March 17, 2017 08:46 PM (JO9+V)

271 'Porkenstein'

We love you Dr Porkenstien you really got the funk!

Posted by: Funky Space Pigs at March 17, 2017 08:46 PM (BO/km)

272 'Jesus... what are ya'll smoking tonight?'

+1. It's like everybody got their bake on.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 17, 2017 08:46 PM (/f1mm)

273 You are the Porking Queen, fat and mean, only seventeen. Da, dum, da, dum, dum.

Posted by: ABBA at March 17, 2017 08:47 PM (Tyii7)

274 101 Why is Meghan McCain on the Five?
What the hell does this spoonfed, teenage bimbette have to say about anything?
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 17, 2017 08:07

I saw her on my days off as Jules has Outnumbered on most days.

She's really not that dumb and much more conservative than her Dad. Makes some sense.

Posted by: Farmer at March 17, 2017 08:47 PM (o/90i)

275 Must destroy all pork. Pork free government from here on out.

Posted by: Your President at March 17, 2017 08:47 PM (W8bn5)

276 Pork is on my side, yes it is.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 17, 2017 08:47 PM (fqERy)

277 Who's gonna feed them hawgs?

Posted by: T.T. Hall at March 17, 2017 08:48 PM (e46OR)

278 Anyone want to bet on whether or not she got the general election debate questions ahead of time, too?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 17, 2017 07:54 PM (wmaTe)


I wouldn't take that bet; I have no doubt she was given the questions to at least the first debate with Trump and had prepared answers on her podium. I watched the video from the cameras that continued recording after the debate and multiple people descended on Hillary's podium and whisk stuff away. Nobody approached Trump's podium during the same time.

Posted by: Retired Buckey Cop is now an engineer at March 17, 2017 08:48 PM (5Yee7)

279 4 Next question. Who at CNN gave Donna Brazile the questions and when will CNN, which is totally not biased, y'all, fired them.
Posted by: PJ at March 17, 2017 07:41 PM (vYEmB)



I'll go with the obvious solution: have each candidate prepare questions for the other candidate, with the "moderator" having only the power to scotch a question if it's really a cheap shot.

Then there would be no question of leaks, because that would be against the interest of the candidates.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2017 08:48 PM (SRKgf)

280 Had the answers. Still lost. That must suck!

Posted by: t-bird at March 17, 2017 08:48 PM (5/exA)

281 I like Pork Butt, and I cannot lie.

Posted by: Sir Mix-a-lot's Undeniable BBQ at March 17, 2017 08:48 PM (OVUYQ)

282 Squeeze my pork baby, 'til the juice runs down my leg.....

Posted by: Led Porkellin at March 17, 2017 08:48 PM (Jcg9Q)

283 Porkenstein

"That's Porkensteen!"

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at March 17, 2017 08:48 PM (8fypK)

284 There is a House in New Orleans
they call The Rising Pork

Posted by: M. Jagger at March 17, 2017 08:48 PM (gwPgz)

285 She's really not that dumb and much more conservative than her Dad. Makes some sense.
===

Maybe.

Or maybe she reads the lines she's given.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 17, 2017 08:49 PM (KgpWR)

286
What will the GOPe do with this very valuable box of dynamite that could start the chain reaction and destroy what's left of the mainstream media's reputation? Why, nothing of course.
Posted by: Smitty27


The GOPe needs to reach across the aisle.

Posted by: Piggy Noonan at March 17, 2017 08:49 PM (IqV8l)

287 Speaking of pork any word on BO's Fantasy Island excursion?

Posted by: freaked at March 17, 2017 08:49 PM (BO/km)

288 Mrs. Brown you've got a lovely porker

Posted by: Herman's Hermits at March 17, 2017 08:49 PM (JO9+V)

289 12 "I will forever regret"
Or after 5 pm, whichever comes first.
Posted by: Roman Maroni at March 17, 2017 07:42 PM (vCA4F)



She regrets she got caught. Not that she lied about it. That was part of her job description.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2017 08:49 PM (SRKgf)

290 My Sweet Pork.

Posted by: George Harrison at March 17, 2017 08:49 PM (XoldI)

291 Just the good ol' pigs
Never meanin' no harm

Posted by: Waylon Jennings at March 17, 2017 08:49 PM (GsAUU)

292 Aporkalypse Now.

Posted by: Col. Kurtz at March 17, 2017 08:49 PM (W8bn5)

293 She's a Pork House.

Posted by: L. Commodore at March 17, 2017 08:50 PM (e46OR)

294 Stand by your hog.

Posted by: Hammy Swinet at March 17, 2017 08:50 PM (ydytp)

295 The way this thread has gone, we'll all need

Nights in White Statin

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Gluten Free Souls at March 17, 2017 08:50 PM (a3sfz)

296 There's a kind of oink

All over the world, tonight

Posted by: Herman's Hermits at March 17, 2017 08:50 PM (JO9+V)

297 Oh what the ever loving fuck...

NOW 60 minutes is gonna run a story about Americans being replaced by HB1 workers, and having to train them to boot??? NOW???

A little late to the party assholes. Wonder why it took so long.....

Posted by: Country Boy at March 17, 2017 08:50 PM (Jcg9Q)

298 12 "I will forever regret"
Or after 5 pm, whichever comes first.
Posted by: Roman Maroni at March 17, 2017 07:42 PM (vCA4F)


She regrets she got caught. Not that she lied about it. That was part of her job description.


Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
****

Bingo!

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 17, 2017 08:50 PM (hVdx9)

299 Blood On The Saddle or Deeply Porked. Again.
by
Hoppy Erbamba

Posted by: Eromero at March 17, 2017 08:50 PM (zLDYs)

300 I must pork you.

Posted by: Ivan Drago at March 17, 2017 08:50 PM (LTHVh)

301
Off to wash dogs and load the car. "Th-th-th-that's all folks!"

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at March 17, 2017 08:51 PM (8fypK)

302 Pigs over the skyline . . .

https://youtu.be/kGDFLBygcjc

Posted by: Swervedriver at March 17, 2017 08:51 PM (GsAUU)

303 Ace, when we act up like this, does it piss you off?

Posted by: Col. Kurtz at March 17, 2017 08:51 PM (W8bn5)

304 Kevin Bacon?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 17, 2017 08:51 PM (6Ll1u)

305 Hog Henley
The Pigs of Summer

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 17, 2017 08:51 PM (hVdx9)

306 I'll just go ahead and say Porknado so we can get that out of the way.

Posted by: freaked at March 17, 2017 08:52 PM (BO/km)

307 Porkzilla

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 17, 2017 08:52 PM (hVdx9)

308 Who let the hawgs out? Who? Who-Who-Who-Who-Who?

Posted by: Flava Bacon at March 17, 2017 08:53 PM (JO9+V)

309 This hedgehog isn't dead, it's pork-u-pining for the fjords.

Posted by: Michael Palin at March 17, 2017 08:53 PM (W8bn5)

310 Porkalanche!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 17, 2017 08:53 PM (LTHVh)

311 Pork's been good to me so far.

Posted by: Moe Walsh at March 17, 2017 08:53 PM (Tyii7)

312 Saturday, with some Pork-
I think it was the 4th of July

People laughin', people dancin'
A man selling bacon...

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, getcher DQ cones free next week! at March 17, 2017 08:53 PM (1aMQH)

313 There was no need for this thread to go this way.

Can't we all just get a hog?

Posted by: Rodney King at March 17, 2017 08:53 PM (a3sfz)

314 Kevin Bacon?


450 degrees of Kevin Bacon?

Posted by: Berb Derlin at March 17, 2017 08:53 PM (qUNWi)

315 What will the GOPe do with this very valuable box of dynamite that could start the chain reaction and destroy what's left of the mainstream media's reputation? Why, nothing of course.

Posted by: Smitty27

They don't have 70 votes in the Senate, so there's very little they can do. Send money and help us get them to the point where we have some sort of power and can do something!

Posted by: Republicans who were passing single page Obamacare repeal bills before Trump won at March 17, 2017 08:53 PM (/f1mm)

316 Not only did Brazile "help" Hillary by muddying her name with a cheating scandal, she also "helped" her by channeling millions in campaign dollars to New Orleans and Chicago to drive up the popular vote. If I was a big-time dem donor, I wouldn't rest until she's reduced to selling pencils on the street corner for a living. Trump gets enormous credit for the win, but he really ought to send ole Donna a few dozen roses and a magnum of champagne. She did him a few good turns there.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 17, 2017 08:54 PM (dargh)

317 247 Every White House Presser should include a Power Point.... where Spicer can just click onto whatever graphic he needs to and it's there in the background.... like, maybe, NYT headlines, excerpts from stories, images, whatever......

I've always thought that was the way to do a presser against a hostile media......
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2017 08:41 PM (br2jI)



This!!

Posted by: LASue, so very deplorable at March 17, 2017 08:54 PM (CLKfs)

318 Barbara Striepork

Posted by: K. Kristofferson at March 17, 2017 08:54 PM (e46OR)

319 Pork me?! No! PORK YOU!

Posted by: Travis Bickle at March 17, 2017 08:54 PM (LTHVh)

320 My best imaginary friends are Pork Chop and Ham Hock.

- The Honorable Senator Cory Booker.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 17, 2017 08:55 PM (Nwg0u)

321 Q: What kind of pizza do you serve a guy who doesn't like salt?




A: A pepper-only pizza.

Posted by: Pork-related Kids' Jokes and Novelties at March 17, 2017 08:55 PM (OVUYQ)

322 I think we're alone now....

Posted by: Suzanne Vega at March 17, 2017 08:55 PM (2qHjF)

323 Who you calling a hog?

Posted by: Harley Davidson at March 17, 2017 08:56 PM (e46OR)

324 Way down, upon the Swiney rivah..
Far, far away
That's where my pork is yearning evah
Hogs where the old folks stay.

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, getcher DQ cones free next week! at March 17, 2017 08:56 PM (1aMQH)

325 Pizza with pineapple and Kevinian Bacon?

No?

Posted by: Berb Derlin at March 17, 2017 08:56 PM (qUNWi)

326
Here comes the pork
Here comes the pork
Pork rhymes with dork and
Here comes the pork.

Posted by: freaked at March 17, 2017 08:56 PM (BO/km)

327 Have you seen the little piggies
Crawling in the dirt
And for all the little piggies
Life is getting worse
Always having dirt to play around in.

Posted by: logprof at March 17, 2017 08:57 PM (GsAUU)

328 Can any-bo-dy find me...? Somebody to pork.

Posted by: Zombie Fred Mercury at March 17, 2017 08:57 PM (Tyii7)

329 Don't call me porky, lambchop
Don't call me lambchop, porky

Posted by: S. Stone at March 17, 2017 08:57 PM (e46OR)

330 Ace, when we act up like this, does it piss you off?

-
Well, it's certainly not kosher.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 17, 2017 08:57 PM (Nwg0u)

331 Loving Wichita State right now.

Posted by: logprof at March 17, 2017 08:58 PM (GsAUU)

332 I can't figure out if this thread went to market or if it stayed home.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Gluten Free Souls at March 17, 2017 08:58 PM (a3sfz)

333 Matt Damon has a commercial about ending the water crisis for "women and their families around the world."

Do men count in there somewhere? Probably not.

Prog asshole.

Posted by: Country Boy at March 17, 2017 08:58 PM (Jcg9Q)

334 Can any-bo-dy find me...? Somebody to pork.

Find me somebody to poooork

Find me somebody to poooork

Pooooork

Pooooork

Posted by: Chorus at March 17, 2017 08:59 PM (qUNWi)

335 Ooh Ooh that smell

Cant cha smell that smell

The smell of smoked pork surrounds you


Posted by: Lynyrd Skynyrd at March 17, 2017 08:59 PM (JO9+V)

336 Dusk on the lake. Husband is home, son is safe, daughter is happy, and my dog and a glass of red wine are by my side, with the Irish Tenors on the stereo. Donna Brazile sucks, but life is sweet. Happy St. Patrick's Day to the horde.

Posted by: LASue, so very deplorable at March 17, 2017 08:59 PM (CLKfs)

337 How come nobody plays zone defense in college anymore? Are they not allowed anymore, like the Thug League?

Posted by: Country Boy at March 17, 2017 08:59 PM (Jcg9Q)

338 Ace, when we act up like this, does it piss you off?

-
Well, it's certainly not kosher.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 17, 2017 08:57 PM (Nwg0u)
****************

Yeah, they ought to send it to Porkministan.

Posted by: gNewt at March 17, 2017 08:59 PM (e46OR)

339 What do you call a swine with a strong sense of morality?

Pig in a Blanchett.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 17, 2017 09:00 PM (W8bn5)

340 'Well, it's certainly not kosher'

Hamlet it ain't.

Posted by: freaked at March 17, 2017 09:00 PM (BO/km)

341 It's gonna take a lotta pork
To change the way things are.
It's gonna take a lotta pork
Or we won't get too far.

Posted by: Neil Young at March 17, 2017 09:00 PM (GsAUU)

342 Pork bottom girls, they make the barbecue go 'round.

Posted by: Zombie Fred Mercury at March 17, 2017 09:01 PM (Tyii7)

343 Ace, when we act up like this, does it piss you off?

-
Well, it's certainly not kosher.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 17, 2017 08:57 PM (Nwg0u)
****************

He don't care.

It's Friday night, he's probably already off with his Twitter whore.

Posted by: Country Boy at March 17, 2017 09:01 PM (Jcg9Q)

344 Don't you want somebody to pork?
Don't you need somebody to pork?
Wouldn't you love somebody to pork?
You better find somebody to pork.

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 17, 2017 09:01 PM (gwPgz)

345
Matt Damon has a commercial about ending the water crisis for "women and their families around the world."

What water crisis is that?
The one where people in other countries forgot how to drill wells?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 17, 2017 09:01 PM (IqV8l)

346 "They don't have 70 votes in the Senate, so there's very little they can
do. Send money and help us get THEM to the point where we have some sort
of power and can do something!"

_ _ _ _ _ _


Who is "THEM" exactly - - - - Porkunculus.

Posted by: Smitty27 at March 17, 2017 09:01 PM (g9d8D)

347 Matt Damon has a commercial about ending the water crisis for "women and their families around the world."

Do men count in there somewhere? Probably not.

Prog asshole.

Posted by: Country Boy at March 17, 2017 08:58 PM (Jcg9Q)
*********************

Maybe it's out of date or fashion but I seem to remember some law concerning the conservation of matter.

Posted by: gNewt at March 17, 2017 09:02 PM (e46OR)

348 Green Eggs and High Ham

Posted by: The Porklaws at March 17, 2017 09:02 PM (JO9+V)

349 So where's this Asian chick somebody mentioned in the Wichita State/Dayton game?

Posted by: Country Boy at March 17, 2017 09:03 PM (Jcg9Q)

350 333 Matt Damon has a commercial about ending the water crisis for "women and their families around the world."

Do men count in there somewhere? Probably not.

Prog asshole.

Posted by: Country Boy at March 17, 2017 08:58 PM (Jcg9Q)

Men are the ones who are going to figure out how to design it, figure out how to pay for it, and do the difficult physical labor involved in making it a reality.

That's where the men come in.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 17, 2017 09:03 PM (/f1mm)

351 Swineherd Man, Swineherd Man.
Does whatever a swineherd can.

Posted by: Peter Porker at March 17, 2017 09:03 PM (W8bn5)

352 337 How come nobody plays zone defense in college anymore? Are they not allowed anymore, like the Thug League?
Posted by: Country Boy at March 17, 2017 08:59 PM (Jcg9Q)

--I saw some last night.

I flipped around so many games, I can't say who for sure.

I think the Hokies.

Posted by: logprof at March 17, 2017 09:03 PM (GsAUU)

353 The pork you will always have with you.

Posted by: Jesus at March 17, 2017 09:03 PM (OVUYQ)

354 Piggy Sue, Piggy Sue
Oh how my hog yearns for you
Oh Piggy, my Piggy Sue
Oh well I love you sow, I love you Piggy Sue

(Buddy Hoggy)

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, getcher DQ cones free next week! at March 17, 2017 09:03 PM (1aMQH)

355 And if you can't pork the one you love

Pork the one you're with

Pork the one you're with

Posted by: Stephen Stills at March 17, 2017 09:04 PM (JO9+V)

356 The judiciary has run a muck.
What do we do?
Pork 'um.

The judiciary has run a muck.
What do we do?
Pork 'um.

Posted by: gNewt at March 17, 2017 09:04 PM (e46OR)

357 I have the conch!

Posted by: Piggy at March 17, 2017 09:04 PM (OVUYQ)

358 Hello, darkness, my old friend,
I've come to talk with you again

...also pork is involved in some capacity.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 17, 2017 09:04 PM (8nWyX)

359
kill Piggy!!!!

Posted by: Chorus at March 17, 2017 09:05 PM (qUNWi)

360 349 So where's this Asian chick somebody mentioned in the Wichita State/Dayton game?
Posted by: Country Boy at March 17, 2017 09:03 PM (Jcg9Q)

--'Twas I.

CBS just cut to a duo calling the game for (I think) Chinese media. The chick was super cute.

Posted by: logprof at March 17, 2017 09:05 PM (GsAUU)

361 How come nobody plays zone defense in college anymore? Are they not allowed anymore, like the Thug League?

Syracuse always plays zone. They sucked this year, but they're known for their matchup zone.

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, getcher DQ cones free next week! at March 17, 2017 09:05 PM (1aMQH)

362 Nanu-Nanu!

Posted by: Pork and Mindy at March 17, 2017 09:05 PM (45MVv)

363 S'cuse me, while I kiss this swine.

Posted by: Zombie Jimi at March 17, 2017 09:05 PM (Tyii7)

364 Matt Damon has a commercial about .....



+ + + + + + + +


I have a Punch-in-the-f_cking-Face Bucket List of sorts. Matt Damon is in the top three. If I was a billionaire, I'd invest a chunk into a defense fund for that bucket list. I'm figuring I'd spend a mil or two in settlement funds but it would sure feel a hell of a lot more satisfying than diddling around in high end sports cars like those other short-sighted rich bastards.

Posted by: Smitty27 at March 17, 2017 09:05 PM (g9d8D)

365 So I woke up at 6am today, and felt like shit. I had no idea why. So I took two Xanax because it curses everything and went back to sleep till 12:30pm and felt awesome. I read on this blog that it was St. Paddy's day which explained everything.

I'm half Scottish btw.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 17, 2017 09:06 PM (2qHjF)

366 Da Cuse.....alas.

Posted by: eleven at March 17, 2017 09:06 PM (qUNWi)

367 Pork river, wider than a mile
I'm cooking you in style some day
Oh, BBQ maker, you heart breaker
Wherever you're cookin', I'm goin' your way

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 17, 2017 09:06 PM (gwPgz)

368 Matt Damon has a commercial about ending the water crisis for "women and their families around the world."
What water crisis is that?
The one where people in other countries forgot how to drill wells?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 17, 2017 09:01 PM (IqV8l)

Yup.....mostly socialist hellholes like Uganda, Zimbabwe and Flint, Michigan.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 17, 2017 09:06 PM (5VlCp)

369 Matt Damon has a commercial about ending the water crisis for "women and their families around the world."

Do men count in there somewhere? Probably not.

Prog asshole.
Posted by: Country Boy


It doesn't matter. The future is female because men are PIGS.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 17, 2017 09:06 PM (W8bn5)

370 There goes Ryan, again, pulling his pork.

Posted by: Mitchie at March 17, 2017 09:07 PM (e46OR)

371 I feel piggy, oh so piggy
I feel piggy and spriggy and gay!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 17, 2017 09:07 PM (LTHVh)

372 Bacon on the raaaai-aaaain

Posted by: Milli Vanilli at March 17, 2017 09:07 PM (GsAUU)

373 333 Matt Damon has a commercial about ending the water crisis for "women and their families around the world."

" But Matt, we voted Democrat so all of our rainfall just went straight to the ocean. Whatever shall we do?"

Posted by: t-bird at March 17, 2017 09:07 PM (5/exA)

374
Obi Ham Kenobi - May the pork be with you

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 17, 2017 09:07 PM (auHtY)

375 You ain't nothin' but a hog pig lyin' all the time
You ain't nothin' but a hog pig lyin' all the time
Well you never caught a donkey and you ain't no friend of mine.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 17, 2017 09:07 PM (Nwg0u)

376 "NOW 60 minutes is gonna run a story about Americans being replaced by HB1 workers, and having to train them to boot??? NOW??? A little late to the party assholes. Wonder why it took so long....."

No need to wonder.

It's for the very same reason that media coverage of "grim milestones" and homelessness vanished between January 20th of 2009 and January 20th of 2017.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 17, 2017 09:08 PM (noWW6)

377 Iffen you ain't eatin' Wham,

You ain't eatin' ham!!

Posted by: Mr. Blandings at March 17, 2017 09:08 PM (JO9+V)

378 What water crisis is that?
The one where people in other countries forgot how to drill wells?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 17, 2017 09:01 PM (IqV8l)

It's harsh, but the problem solves itself. I've wondered how "charitable" it really is to provide people who have nothing to do except reproduce with just enough resources (that they can't get themselves) to barely keep them alive.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 17, 2017 09:08 PM (/f1mm)

379 Every White House Presser should include a Power Point.... where Spicer can just click onto whatever graphic he needs to and it's there in the background.... like, maybe, NYT headlines, excerpts from stories, images, whatever......

I've always thought that was the way to do a presser against a hostile media......
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2017 08:41 PM (br2jI)



Right? You would think they would have figured this out by now. On the other hand most of the GOPe are balless turds, sooo. The entire case against the horseshit leftist media is out there plain to see. They can counter every last line of shit from the left with a simple point and click.

Like all these jerkoffs on the left bitching about diplomats talking to Russians, yet they do it, THEN lie about it like it never happened, and poof, there's picture proof of these dickheads meeting with the Russians.

All trump had to do is point, click, show the hypocrisy, and say fuck you next question...and everybody sees it.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 17, 2017 09:08 PM (aMlLZ)

380 .......So I took two Xanax because it curses everything and went
back to sleep till 12:30pm and felt awesome. I read on this blog that it
was St. Paddy's day which explained everything.
I'm half Scottish btw.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe

* * * * * *

cool story bro

Posted by: Smitty27 at March 17, 2017 09:08 PM (g9d8D)

381
So I took two Xanax because it curses everything

The Curse of Xanax!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 17, 2017 09:08 PM (IqV8l)

382 317 247 Every White House Presser should include a Power Point.... where Spicer can just click onto whatever graphic he needs to and it's there in the background.... like, maybe, NYT headlines, excerpts from stories, images, whatever......

I've always thought that was the way to do a presser against a hostile media......
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2017 08:41 PM (br2jI)



This!!
Posted by: LASue, so very deplorable at March 17, 2017 08:54 PM (CLKfs)




Absolutely this!

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 17, 2017 09:08 PM (TdMsT)

383 This thread give me a quantum of solace.

Posted by: Niels Boar at March 17, 2017 09:09 PM (W8bn5)

384 It's harsh, but the problem solves itself. I've wondered how "charitable" it really is to provide people who have nothing to do except reproduce with just enough resources (that they can't get themselves) to barely keep them alive.


GIVE THEM U-HAULS!!

Posted by: Zombie Sam Kinison at March 17, 2017 09:09 PM (LTHVh)

385 The McRib is back!

Posted by: McDonalds at March 17, 2017 09:09 PM (JO9+V)

386 The guys get pigs.

Posted by: Paul Anka at March 17, 2017 09:10 PM (Tyii7)

387 The McRib is back!


Posted by: McDonalds
****

McF*ck you!

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 17, 2017 09:10 PM (hVdx9)

388 'The McRib is back!'

That ain't pork.

Posted by: freaked at March 17, 2017 09:10 PM (BO/km)

389 Lard have mercy,
I'm burning a hole where I lay
'Cause your kisses lift me higher
Like the sweet song of a choir
You light my morning sky
With bacon love
With bacon love
Ah, ah, bacon love
I'm just a hunk, a hunk of bacon love
Just a hunk, a hunk of bacon love

Posted by: Elvis at March 17, 2017 09:11 PM (GsAUU)

390 377 Iffen you ain't eatin' Wham,

You ain't eatin' ham!!
Posted by: Mr. Blandings at March 17, 2017 09:08 PM (JO9+V)


I bet your $10K home in Connecticut is now worth $10 million, Mr Blandings.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 17, 2017 09:11 PM (TdMsT)

391 'The McRib is back!'

Oh, but I won't be. Ever.

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, getcher DQ cones free next week! at March 17, 2017 09:11 PM (1aMQH)

392 Soylent McRib is people!

Posted by: Thorn at March 17, 2017 09:12 PM (IqV8l)

393 So I took two Xanax because it curses everything

The Curse of Xanax!

-
Xanax, Warrior Princess!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 17, 2017 09:12 PM (Nwg0u)

394 I have a couple crawfish pies from Dudley's Cajun Kitchen in Longview. Taking them little piggies to work in the morning.

Posted by: Eromero at March 17, 2017 09:12 PM (zLDYs)

395 Love Porker No. 9

Posted by: The Searchers at March 17, 2017 09:12 PM (JO9+V)

396 Soylent McRib is people!
Posted by: Thorn at March 17, 2017 09:12 PM (IqV8l)

Hahahaha...now that's funny!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 17, 2017 09:13 PM (5VlCp)

397 Ace, when we act up like this, does it piss you off?


===

It's cute you think that he reads his own blog.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 17, 2017 09:13 PM (KgpWR)

398 380 .......So I took two Xanax because it curses everything and went
back to sleep till 12:30pm and felt awesome. I read on this blog that it
was St. Paddy's day which explained everything.
I'm half Scottish btw.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe

* * * * * *

cool story bro
Posted by: Smitty27 at March 17, 2017 09:08 PM (g9d8D)

Sick burn bro. Did you come up with that yourself? I'm looking for original new material so I can throw out sick burns to people on the Internet to inflate my sense of self worth and importance.

Seriously....

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 17, 2017 09:13 PM (2qHjF)

399 Soylent McRib is people!

Posted by: Thorn
****

Just the parts the Chinese did not want.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 17, 2017 09:14 PM (hVdx9)

400 Too many hogs and not enough piggys.

Posted by: Cookie at March 17, 2017 09:14 PM (e46OR)

401 Looks like Wichita State got to the refs before the game.

Posted by: Country Boy at March 17, 2017 09:14 PM (Jcg9Q)

402 The lights, the motors, the vehicles, all run by a high-powered gas called methane.

I think we could build Barter Town from this thread.

Posted by: The Collector at March 17, 2017 09:14 PM (a3sfz)

403 Wow.

This pork thing.


You guy got some chops.


Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 17, 2017 09:14 PM (KgpWR)

404 It's cute you think that he reads his own blog.
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 17, 2017 09:13 PM (KgpWR)


--Andrew Breitbart reads the comments more than Ace does.

Zombie Andrew Breitbart.

Posted by: logprof at March 17, 2017 09:14 PM (GsAUU)

405 Hogdise By The Dashboard Lights

Posted by: Spamloaf at March 17, 2017 09:15 PM (JO9+V)

406 Is it crazy to think Duke could win the whole pork enchilada?

Posted by: eleven at March 17, 2017 09:16 PM (qUNWi)

407 It puts the bacon in the pan. It does this whenever it's told.

Posted by: Jame at March 17, 2017 09:16 PM (XoldI)

408 You guy got some chops.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE CHOPS ARE A CUT OF PORK.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 17, 2017 09:16 PM (LTHVh)

409 Saturday in the pork,
I think it was the Fourth of July
Saturday in the pork,
I think it was the Fourth of July

Posted by: Chicago at March 17, 2017 09:17 PM (GsAUU)

410 Piggy don't be a hero, don't be fool with your life
Piggy don't be a hero, come back and make me your sow....

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, getcher DQ cones free next week! at March 17, 2017 09:17 PM (1aMQH)

411 It puts the bacon in the pan. It does this whenever it's told.


I don't know who you are but I lurve this.

Posted by: eleven at March 17, 2017 09:17 PM (qUNWi)

412 Is it crazy to think Duke could win the whole pork enchilada?

They should have their choice of bathrooms, too.

Posted by: Coach Shechefski at March 17, 2017 09:17 PM (Tyii7)

413 Big piggys don't cry

Posted by: 10 CC at March 17, 2017 09:18 PM (JO9+V)

414 Thanks for clearing that up, Ben.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 17, 2017 09:18 PM (KgpWR)

415 Pig time!

I'm on my way, I'm making it

Pig time!

Posted by: Peter Gabriel at March 17, 2017 09:18 PM (GsAUU)

416 GO PITTSBURGH SQUEALERS.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISPORKER at March 17, 2017 09:18 PM (W8bn5)

417 @409- pssst..check #312...

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, getcher DQ cones free next week! at March 17, 2017 09:19 PM (1aMQH)

418 Wake up, little piggie, wake up

Posted by: Everly Brothers at March 17, 2017 09:19 PM (JO9+V)

419 Just take those old porkers off the shelf!!

I'll sit and eat them by myself......

Posted by: Bob Porker at March 17, 2017 09:20 PM (Jcg9Q)

420 Re-signing Colin Kaepernick is a long shot now that the 49ers have acquired free agents Brian Hoyer and Matt Barkley, general manager John Lynch confirmed Friday.

Yeah, feeling pretty bad about that.

No, no I'm not.

Posted by: blaster at March 17, 2017 09:20 PM (HV1LS)

421 *snort*

Zoo says Raccoon used in an erotic ad has become traumatized.

My favorite line.

"Officials at the Animals Aren't Toys zoo say Tomas the raccoon returned from the shoot distressed and, tellingly, a little obsessed with women's breasts, reports the BBC. "

http://tinyurl.com/k4m7wvr

Posted by: buzzion at March 17, 2017 09:20 PM (cAnNx)

422 Porkers on the storm. Into this barn were born.

Posted by: Zombie Jim Morrison at March 17, 2017 09:20 PM (Tyii7)

423 393 So I took two Xanax because it curses everything

The Curse of Xanax!

-
Xanax, Warrior Princess!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 17, 2017 09:12 PM (Nwg0u

To be fair, Xanax is a double edged sword many would call Cures and Curses.

Love the title the Curse of Xanax BTW. It writes itself.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 17, 2017 09:21 PM (2qHjF)

424 Kaepernick is a ship at sea.

Fuck him.

Posted by: eleven at March 17, 2017 09:21 PM (qUNWi)

425 Stop draggin' my

Stop draggin' my

Stop draggin' my lard around

Posted by: Stevie Nicks & Tom Petty at March 17, 2017 09:22 PM (GsAUU)

426 Yeah, feeling pretty bad about that.

No, no I'm not.
Posted by: blaster at March 17, 2017 09:20 PM (HV1LS)

=======

Fcuk him and his $19 million a year deal. Let him go to work at ESPN for $250k.

Posted by: Flyboy at March 17, 2017 09:22 PM (yYMPp)

427 I'm gettin' piggy wid it.

Posted by: Swill Smith at March 17, 2017 09:22 PM (W8bn5)

428 You Can Pork Your Own Way

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 17, 2017 09:23 PM (hVdx9)

429 But ya ought to thank me, before I die
For the gravel in ya guts and the spit in ya eye
'Cause I'm the son-of-a-bitch that named you "Sue-eeeey!"

Posted by: blaster at March 17, 2017 09:23 PM (HV1LS)

430 Kaepernick is a ship at sea.

Fuck him.
Posted by: eleven at March 17, 2017 09:21 PM (qUNWi)


I'm sure he's a capable and skilled individual with many other talents to fall back on.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 17, 2017 09:23 PM (8nWyX)

431 If you give this pig a ride, sweet barbecue will die. Porkers on the storm.

Posted by: Zombie Jim Morrison at March 17, 2017 09:23 PM (Tyii7)

432 Witcha state. You know what the "shocker" is?

Posted by: Simplemind at March 17, 2017 09:23 PM (ZuGkg)

433 So what if the chair of one party colluded with the state media to bias a "presidential debate" against the candidate of the opposing party?

That was like so six months ago.

Wake me when Trump shows any signs of acting against what has become a farce of a political system.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2017 09:23 PM (EZebt)

434 People are eating pork in the Superdome!!

Posted by: Shep at March 17, 2017 09:23 PM (XoldI)

435 My Bologna!

Posted by: The Knack at March 17, 2017 09:23 PM (JO9+V)

436 Pork thread needs more links

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 17, 2017 09:24 PM (KgpWR)

437 Barefoot in the Pork.

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at March 17, 2017 09:24 PM (W8bn5)

438 My Bologna!


Posted by: The Knack
*****

Wouldn't they be called The Snack?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 17, 2017 09:25 PM (hVdx9)

439 It's decadent perverse comment threads, like this one tonight, that make AoSHQ the top hog in the smart military blogosphere!

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 17, 2017 09:25 PM (gwPgz)

440 I ate 3 pieces of pizza waiting for these last 27.6 seconds to end.

Posted by: Country Boy at March 17, 2017 09:25 PM (Jcg9Q)

441 Start spreading the news, I'm eating today.
I want to be a part of it. New Pork! New Pork!

Posted by: Zombie Sinatra at March 17, 2017 09:25 PM (OVUYQ)

442 From the last post:

Michael Walsh reminds us that Congress has the power to remove any class of cases from the judiciary's balliwick.

If it has the balls to do so. Which this bunch of limp-dicks and corporate-sponsored globalists doesn't, alas.


Anybody else read this and think "Who are you and what have you done with ace?"

Posted by: blaster at March 17, 2017 09:25 PM (HV1LS)

443 Can you imagine the outpouring from the left's political outrage industry if the right had fed debate questions to its candidate? It still would be a daily headline today.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 17, 2017 09:27 PM (TdMsT)

444 Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2017 08:12 PM (cuZZW)

NO!! it's Called Daddy

Posted by: EVLINC! at March 17, 2017 09:27 PM (y3aQB)

445 I'm gonna harden my lard
I'm gonna render my tears
I'm gonna turn and leave you here

Posted by: Quarterflash at March 17, 2017 09:28 PM (GsAUU)

446 Eat MOAR Baken

Posted by: cows at March 17, 2017 09:28 PM (KgpWR)

447 Hey Eddie, is that some pork in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

Posted by: Jessica at March 17, 2017 09:28 PM (XoldI)

448 Sweet porker swine, ham hocks never smelled this good.

Posted by: Neil Ruby at March 17, 2017 09:28 PM (Tyii7)

449 Back from a two-hour vet visit, which consisted mostly of waiting, for me at least. It went pretty well, considering.

Posted by: rickl at March 17, 2017 09:28 PM (sdi6R)

450 442 From the last post:

Michael Walsh reminds us that Congress has the power to remove any class of cases from the judiciary's balliwick.

If it has the balls to do so. Which this bunch of limp-dicks and corporate-sponsored globalists doesn't, alas.

Anybody else read this and think "Who are you and what have you done with ace?"

Posted by: blaster at March 17, 2017 09:25 PM (HV1LS)



Ace has been woke.

Posted by: buzzion at March 17, 2017 09:29 PM (cAnNx)

451 Don't take the cork out of the pork.

Posted by: Michael Caine at March 17, 2017 09:29 PM (W8bn5)

452 I am the Pork of Nork.

Posted by: Kim Jong-Un at March 17, 2017 09:30 PM (W8bn5)

453 O-oh here she comes.
Watch out boy she'll chew you up.
O-oh here she comes.
She's a ham eater.

Posted by: Brother Daryl at March 17, 2017 09:30 PM (OVUYQ)

454 I'll offer him some pork he cannot refuse.

Posted by: Vito at March 17, 2017 09:30 PM (XoldI)

455 Stay on Target!

Posted by: Jek Porkins at March 17, 2017 09:30 PM (JO9+V)

456
442 From the last post:

Michael Walsh reminds us that Congress has the power to remove any class of cases from the judiciary's balliwick.

If it has the balls to do so. Which this bunch of limp-dicks and corporate-sponsored globalists doesn't, alas.

Anybody else read this and think "Who are you and what have you done with ace?"
Posted by: blaster at March 17, 2017 09:25 PM (HV1LS)

I think this last election cycle and the fact that Trump beat Hillary was Ace's Red Pill moment.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 17, 2017 09:30 PM (2qHjF)

457 You throw your pearls before the swine
Make the monkey blind
Cover me, darling please

Posted by: Peter Gabriel, using straight lyrics at March 17, 2017 09:30 PM (GsAUU)

458 Don't pull your pork out on me baby.

Posted by: Hamilton, Joe, Porky and Reynolds at March 17, 2017 09:31 PM (Tyii7)

459 If Kaepernick had signed with us, he could have won a World S...nah, he'd be a middle reliever in Daytona.

Posted by: Chicago Cubs at March 17, 2017 09:31 PM (0w2IZ)

460 guy on Tucker sums up America's economy

WASF

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 17, 2017 09:31 PM (KgpWR)

461 Miami playing a 2-3 zone currently in their game with Sparty.

And up 12 early.

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, getcher DQ cones free next week! at March 17, 2017 09:31 PM (1aMQH)

462 rickl -- hope kittah is ok.

Posted by: eleven at March 17, 2017 09:32 PM (qUNWi)

463 @456 just seeing ace throwing shade on globalists - wow, woke is right! That is one woke brother!

Posted by: blaster at March 17, 2017 09:32 PM (HV1LS)

464 Wow, James Howard Kunstler bringin' the Truth on Tucker's show.

Posted by: logprof at March 17, 2017 09:32 PM (GsAUU)

465 hitting the 'debt wall'

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 17, 2017 09:32 PM (KgpWR)

466 says a few months is all we have left.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 17, 2017 09:33 PM (KgpWR)

467 Wow, James Howard Kunstler bringin' the Truth on Tucker's show.

Posted by: logprof at March 17, 2017 09:32 PM (GsAUU)


I'm beginning to think I need to recable just to watch Tucker!

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 17, 2017 09:34 PM (gwPgz)

468 MacArthur Pork

Top 500!


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, still loving the Cubs, even though they are WINNERS! at March 17, 2017 09:34 PM (8iiMU)

469 Heh, Kunstler fumbled saying "making Trump twist slowly in the wind"

https://youtu.be/j0jNgo6Ar4Q

I love it.

Posted by: logprof at March 17, 2017 09:34 PM (GsAUU)

470 You want the pork? You can't handle the pork!!

Posted by: Col Jessep at March 17, 2017 09:35 PM (XoldI)

471 I voted for Hillary.

Posted by: R. J. O'Pourke at March 17, 2017 09:36 PM (W8bn5)

472
I'm beginning to think I need to recable just to watch Tucker!
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 17, 2017 09:34 PM (gwPgz)

--Yeah, even if it's the only show on FNC you watch (and it almost is for me).

Posted by: logprof at March 17, 2017 09:36 PM (GsAUU)

473 hitting the 'debt wall'

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 17, 2017 09:32 PM (KgpWR)


BUT, how can this be? We still have checks in the checkbook!

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 17, 2017 09:36 PM (gwPgz)

474 OH woo woo Sweet Pork of Mine, ahh ahhh woo sweet Pork of Mi Yine

Posted by: EVLINC! at March 17, 2017 09:37 PM (y3aQB)

475 I'm beginning to think I need to recable just to watch Tucker!
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 17, 2017 09:34 PM (gwPgz)

======

Nah. Just find him on the Yootoobs a day or two later.

Posted by: Flyboy at March 17, 2017 09:38 PM (Kk+v4)

476 Donna is a douche.....Now on to more important things. I think Charles Barkley better go on a diet. I need oxygen just listening to him.

Posted by: Molly k. at March 17, 2017 09:38 PM (9H4KE)

477
463 @456 just seeing ace throwing shade on globalists - wow, woke is right! That is one woke brother!
Posted by: blaster at March 17, 2017 09:32 PM (HV1LS)

I still have no idea what throwing shade means.

Also, as Ace has stated the majority of his peers wound up being not who he thought they were and he took a lot of personal and professional heat from backing Trump after the Convention. He does live in NYC. That took balls. Much respect for him. He has been a warrior calling out the fakes and phonies.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 17, 2017 09:38 PM (2qHjF)

478 All in all it's just another brick in the waller.

Posted by: Pork Fried at March 17, 2017 09:40 PM (W8bn5)

479 Persecuting a Christian. Have to say I'm surprised she didn't play the race card right away. She must be a principled scumbag.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at March 17, 2017 09:40 PM (iWW0H)

480 I would love to see Kentucky lose. Most commentators say this is Calipari's worst Wildcat team.

Oh, and because FUCK YOU ASHLEY JUDD.

Posted by: logprof at March 17, 2017 09:40 PM (GsAUU)

481 Pork or Consequences

Posted by: gNewt at March 17, 2017 09:40 PM (e46OR)

482 smokin hot reporterette on Carlson

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 17, 2017 09:41 PM (KgpWR)

483 If Donna Brazile had a cock, she'd instagram selfies in her tighty-whities and then claim the Russians hacked her smartphone.

Posted by: Fritz at March 17, 2017 09:41 PM (YAPkP)

484 Praying to the Porcine God

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, still loving the Cubs, even though they are WINNERS! at March 17, 2017 09:43 PM (8iiMU)

485 --Yeah, even if it's the only show on FNC you watch (and it almost is for me).

Posted by: logprof
===

Agreed.

Tucker is worth 50 bucks a month.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 17, 2017 09:43 PM (KgpWR)

486 SQUAWK!

Posted by: Squawking Gigantic Socialist Emu at March 17, 2017 09:43 PM (RFYR/)

487 482 smokin hot reporterette on Carlson
Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 17, 2017 09:41 PM (KgpWR)

--Yeah, Kriten Fisher. Lots of Morons mashing on her on Inauguration Day.

Posted by: logprof at March 17, 2017 09:43 PM (GsAUU)

488 "throwing shade" is a current term used by ignorant people to imply "casting a shadow" meaning a negative toward someone or thing.

Shade is a good thing. Ask an Arizonan.

Posted by: gNewt at March 17, 2017 09:44 PM (e46OR)

489 Squeal like a pig for me.

Posted by: Barney Frankfurter at March 17, 2017 09:44 PM (W8bn5)

490 462 rickl -- hope kittah is ok.
Posted by: eleven at March 17, 2017 09:32 PM (qUNWi)


Thanks. "OK" is kind of relative when she's 17, but the findings could have been worse. I'll post about it on the pet thread tomorrow. For now, I'm behind on my martinis and need to catch up.

Posted by: rickl at March 17, 2017 09:45 PM (sdi6R)

491 Blame it on the hogga nova

The dance of lard

Posted by: logprof at March 17, 2017 09:45 PM (GsAUU)

492 I believe we all take tiny red pills at a time, but eventually we all have our Red Pill moment that we will never forget. Mine was the crash of 2008 when the Republicans did the bailout fiasco. I was completely against it, and got destroyed in my personal life and public life for being against it. My conservative GOP friends attacked me like rabid dogs because they needed muh bailouts to save the free market economy.

I'll never forget that.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 17, 2017 09:46 PM (2qHjF)

493 Persecuting a Christian. Have to say I'm surprised she didn't play the race card right away. She must be a principled scumbag.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at March 17, 2017 09:40 PM (iWW0H)


She made sure she said it on TV so she didn't need to formally play that card, it was self-evident!

I really liked the way she threw in the "persecuting a Christian" to describe an event that had absolutely nothing to do with Christianity! It was more like a "render unto Caesar" moment.

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 17, 2017 09:47 PM (gwPgz)

494 Hrothgar, you can stream Tucker on YouTube. Go to the Fox News Live channel.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 17, 2017 09:47 PM (97XyN)

495 My favorite poet is Maxim Porky.

Posted by: Vladimir Tenderloinin at March 17, 2017 09:48 PM (W8bn5)

496 Had our dog at the vet the other day. Dang thing ate brownies that wound up costing us $450. Dang thing would probably do it again even though it was the most pathetic shape I've ever seen her in. So gross.

Posted by: Dang at March 17, 2017 09:49 PM (8b+oT)

497 Gonna spend some time with oldest kid.

He has reserve duty and is visiting.

So happy he is here!

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 17, 2017 09:49 PM (KgpWR)

498 Behind the Pork Door

Posted by: M. Chambers at March 17, 2017 09:49 PM (e46OR)

499 488 "throwing shade" is a current term used by ignorant people to imply "casting a shadow" meaning a negative toward someone or thing.

Shade is a good thing. Ask an Arizonan.
Posted by: gNewt at March 17, 2017 09:44 PM (e46OR)

Yeah, that's exactly why it confuses me to be honest.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 17, 2017 09:50 PM (2qHjF)

500 Nah. Just find him on the Yootoobs a day or two later.

Posted by: Flyboy at March 17, 2017 09:38 PM (Kk+v4)

Hrothgar, you can stream Tucker on YouTube. Go to the Fox News Live channel.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 17, 2017 09:47 PM (97XyN)

Thanks for the tips, I may give it a try to see if it's worth the effort.

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 17, 2017 09:50 PM (gwPgz)

501 I need a pig-me-up.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 17, 2017 09:52 PM (W8bn5)

502 Ok, why isn't Hillary being dragged over the coals for receiving the debate questions and not speaking up about it???

Posted by: lousagirl at March 17, 2017 09:52 PM (9plvG)

503 Ok, why isn't Hillary being dragged over the coals for receiving the debate questions and not speaking up about it???

Posted by: lousagirl at March 17, 2017 09:52 PM (9plvG)


Old News! And what difference, at this point, would it make?

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 17, 2017 09:54 PM (gwPgz)

504 ONT up

Posted by: logprof at March 17, 2017 09:54 PM (GsAUU)

505 Appetizing young pork for sale
If you want to buy my pork
Follow me and climb the stairs
Pork for sale
Oh, pork for sale
Fresh pork for sale

Posted by: Cold Porter at March 17, 2017 09:55 PM (e46OR)

506 Chelsky Clinton will be applying her awesome business and leadership skills on the board of Expedia...it's like the gorillas coming to run Samsonite.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 17, 2017 09:58 PM (0w2IZ)

507 503 Hrothgar, well now we have conclusive proof, the brazile women admitted it

Posted by: lousagirl at March 17, 2017 09:59 PM (9plvG)

508 I know nothing will come of it, just pisses me off

Posted by: lousagirl at March 17, 2017 09:59 PM (9plvG)

509 80 79 Maybe Trump should hire His own security forces...

Posted by: It's Me donna at March 17, 2017 07:57 PM (O2RFr)

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Something like Gaddafi's old Amazonian Guards would be awesome!
Posted by: ShainS at March 17, 2017 08:00 PM (mt8X9)

Trump is still bodily protected by his private security, I believe.


Posted by: Harry Paratestes


I think it's shameful that Trump can't trust the Secret Service. Take that how you want it.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at March 17, 2017 10:00 PM (iWW0H)

510 Too late bitch. Your creditibliltity is shot.

Posted by: JAS at March 17, 2017 10:01 PM (Kresa)

511 I know nothing will come of it, just pisses me off

Posted by: lousagirl at March 17, 2017 09:59 PM (9plvG)


As well it should, but remember the power of democratium to protect those of the guild!

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 17, 2017 10:02 PM (gwPgz)

512 509
I think it's shameful that Trump can't trust the Secret Service. Take that how you want it.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at March 17, 2017 10:00 PM (iWW0H)


Obama had eight years to poison each and every federal agency with partisan leftist political operatives. We can't trust any of them now.

Posted by: rickl at March 17, 2017 10:12 PM (sdi6R)

513 Posted by: rickl at March 17, 2017 10:12 PM (sdi6R)


A fish rots from the head first, but it doesn't take long for the rot to get into the bones!

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 17, 2017 10:26 PM (gwPgz)

514 A Conservative Friendly Alternative to Facebook? Try http://right2voice.com.

Posted by: Robert farrow at March 18, 2017 12:39 AM (4DERI)

515 Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2017 04:32 AM (GPaiX)

516 No one here in a hour and a half?

Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2017 05:51 AM (GPaiX)

Posted by: RiverRat1297 at March 18, 2017 11:27 AM (K31T6)

518 Democrats regret - after they knowingly do corrupt shit.

Posted by: ethos at March 18, 2017 12:16 PM (t9c06)

519 This makes me wonder if she was admitting she leaked questions to Sanders as well.

Posted by: Ruth H at March 18, 2017 01:14 PM (l9C+M)

520 Sad part is the PERSON RUNNING FOR PRES OF US openly *took* said intel .. nice, "crooked Hillary", nice.

Posted by: elcid at March 18, 2017 03:34 PM (WzmNb)

521 We already saw Colbert actually make fun of a liberal this week (Rachel Maddow). Any chance he could make it a mini-streak and mock this oh, so late confession?

Posted by: Christian Toto at March 18, 2017 04:52 PM (eTv0F)

522 Not a streak to think they passed the questions on to obama after his disastrous 1st debate.

Posted by: Buffalobob at March 18, 2017 11:43 PM (p+cjo)

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