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Lulz: Egg-Shaped Progressive Infiltrator Unit Plots Primary Against Republicans Orin Hatch or Jason Chaffetz

I'm not a fan of Hatch at all, and I have problems with Chaffetz, but the idea that Egg McMuffin is going to do anything against them is... a fundraiser's dream, and I'm pretty sure it's noting but that.

Fundraisers gotta fundraise. And they have to have some product to sell the gullible.

Egg McMuffin is apparently that product.

Who arrrre the Political Wizards who came up with this genius product?

Evan McMullin, a 2016 independent candidate for president, said Friday that he is considering launching a primary bid against either Sen. Orrin Hatch, R-Utah, or Rep. Jason Chaffetz, R-Utah, in 2018.

McMullin said during an "ask me anything" discussion on Reddit that it is is "likely" that he will run for office again and that it might be in 2018 against one of the two Utah politicians.

He does allow that maybe Utah Republicans actually like Hatch and Chaffetz, and that could factor into his decision-making.

But I gotta think another factor is present too: What his his job now, exactly? I looked on Wikipedia and I can't find any current employment, just his former jobs.

Update: Ah, per Wikipedia, his current occupation seems to be...

On January 25, 2017, McMullin announced the formation of Stand Up Republic, a nonpartisan watchdog organization meant to ensure that the Trump administration upholds democracy and tells the truth

So his job is fronting a fundraising group.

If his job is now being the (very silly) front man for some former Republican operatives who have need of selling product, my guess is that money needs outweigh any kind abstract questions about whether Republicans actually want a challenger to either of these two guys.

I'd like to see Hatch primaried, but not by Egg.

Hatch is getting up there in years. A real Republican should at least begin exploring a challenge just in case Hatch decides he's too old for this stuff any more. I would hate to see Egg McMuffin as the only guy who filed papers to mount a run.

Posted by: Ace at 03:58 PM




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Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 17, 2017 03:59 PM (ELUpj)

2 Yep JM. Indeed.

Posted by: Golfman at March 17, 2017 03:59 PM (48QDY)

3 I'd like to see Hatch primaried, but not by Egg.

Hatch is getting up there in years. A real Republican should at least begin exploring a challenge just in case Hatch decides he's too old for this stuff any more. I would hate to see Egg McMuffin as the only guy who filed papers to mount a run.

Posted by: Ace at 03:58 PM

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3 man primary.

Hatch, Egg, and real conservative.

Hatch and Egg split moderate vote. Real conservative wins.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 17, 2017 03:59 PM (ELUpj)

4 Someone's gotta pay to keep THE Rick Wilson's lights on

Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at March 17, 2017 03:59 PM (Uy8SG)

5
3 man primary.

Hatch, Egg, and real conservative.

Hatch and Egg split moderate vote. Real conservative wins.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 17, 2017 03:59 PM (ELUpj)

You. I like your thinking.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 17, 2017 04:00 PM (KUaJL)

6 Hatch is getting up there in years. A real Republican should at least begin exploring a challenge just in case Hatch decides he's too old for this stuff any more.> ace

Yep but Utah is a weird place.

Posted by: Golfman at March 17, 2017 04:01 PM (48QDY)

7 what's in the UTAH water that gives us these "woe is our base a bunch of anti-science jesusland retards" like Egg and Hunstman?

The GOP is so worthlesss. Their safest states and districts are compromised so as to give us McCains, Grahams, and Eggs.

Plus, there was that Illinois special election for a House seat that went to a democrat's kid, basically, that Ace got up in arms about.

Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at March 17, 2017 04:01 PM (sOknj)

8 5
You. I like your thinking.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 17, 2017 04:00 PM (KUaJL)

===============

....

I have a newsletter...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 17, 2017 04:01 PM (ELUpj)

9 Speaking of trying to make "fetch" happen....Chelsea *and* Egg McMuffin both wanting to run n 2018?

Yikes.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2017 04:01 PM (NOIQH)

10 If his job is now being the (very silly) front man for some former Republican operatives who have need of selling product

He should run for rep from Camelot. It is a silly place.

Posted by: pep at March 17, 2017 04:02 PM (LAe3v)

11 10 If his job is now being the (very silly) front man for some former Republican operatives who have need of selling product

He should run for rep from Camelot. It is a silly place.
Posted by: pep at March 17, 2017 04:02 PM (LAe3v)

=================

Reference!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 17, 2017 04:02 PM (ELUpj)

12 Hatch is getting up there in years.


Seriously? The guy's older than me.

Posted by: dirt at March 17, 2017 04:02 PM (LAe3v)

13 Speaking of trying to make "fetch" happen....Chelsea *and* Egg McMuffin both wanting to run n 2018?

****

I think I know of a Maryland District Court judge that is about to order this to be so.

Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at March 17, 2017 04:02 PM (sOknj)

14 Has Egg McMuffin ever said, written or thought anything even vaguely conservative-ish?

If you haven't already, peruse his Twitter page before answering.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 17, 2017 04:03 PM (ul9CR)

15 RINO v RINO

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 17, 2017 04:03 PM (mpXpK)

16 If his job is now being the (very silly) front man for some former Republican operatives who have need of selling product

*******

Look, if the GOP doesn't get Egg McMuffin a senate seat STAT, then the moderates will break open each other's brains and feast on the gooey goodness inside.

Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at March 17, 2017 04:03 PM (sOknj)

17 gobble gobble gobble

Posted by: Egg McMuffin, with a dick in his mouth at March 17, 2017 04:03 PM (ul9CR)

18 This guy is such a twat.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 17, 2017 04:03 PM (0mRoj)

19 Surely there are actual conservative Mormons in Utah. A "gentile" is not about to win there.

Posted by: huerfano at March 17, 2017 04:04 PM (jkkMG)

20 Isn't McMoofin married to a couple of Romney's granddaughters?

Posted by: Under Fire at March 17, 2017 04:04 PM (fqERy)

21 Suasage McMuffin was always far superior to Egg McMuffin.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 17, 2017 04:04 PM (zc3Db)

22 If his job is now being the (very silly) front man for some former Republican operatives who have need of selling product, my guess is that money needs outweigh any kind abstract questions about whether Republicans actually want a challenger to either of these two guys.


This is in the same camp as Chelsea Clinton running for office. The Clinton Inc. product is influence peddling. Someone has to be in office in order for them to have a product and Chelsea it is.

Same here. Bill Kristol (who has lost his damn mind) et al need a product to pitch and for some reason which I have never, ever understood the spokesmodel for that is McMullin.

Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 17, 2017 04:05 PM (mf5HN)

23 Has Egg McMuffin ever said, written or thought anything even vaguely conservative-ish?

If you haven't already, peruse his Twitter page before answering.

***

I'm sorry you are anti-intelligence community but 17 intel agencies have stated (in a secret, unsigned report that only a press release disclosing its alleged contents) that Egg is like Reagan, only Reaganier.

Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at March 17, 2017 04:05 PM (sOknj)

24 man what is it with Utah? I used to think they had it together.

Posted by: DanMan at March 17, 2017 04:05 PM (XTiHL)

25
I hope that Glenn Beck gets behind Egg McMuffin and gives him every inch of support he can muster.

Birds of a feather.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 17, 2017 04:05 PM (ZFUt7)

26 man what is it with Utah? I used to think they had it together.
******
nothing that some mass, unintegrated illegal immigration won't solve.

Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at March 17, 2017 04:06 PM (sOknj)

27 23
I'm sorry you are anti-intelligence community but 17 intel agencies have stated (in a secret, unsigned report that only a press release disclosing its alleged contents) that Egg is like Reagan, only Reaganier.
Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at March 17, 2017 04:05 PM (sOknj)

==================

"He makes Reagan look like Mao!"
-The New York Times

"Wait...don't we like Mao...?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 17, 2017 04:06 PM (ELUpj)

28 If the polls are in his favor I will support him.

Posted by: Mia Love at March 17, 2017 04:06 PM (fqERy)

29 There's a certain inevitability about Egg McMuffin.

Please crap.

Posted by: JEB! at March 17, 2017 04:06 PM (97XyN)

30 Egg McMuffin, Professional Candidate

All the exposure, same pay, none of the responsibility of an actual electee.

Good gig if you can get it.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 17, 2017 04:06 PM (1CroS)

31 HATCH an EGG!

I know that's awesome enough, McMuffin, but I have other, better slogans available for a very reasonable fee.

Contact me!

Posted by: looking to make some cheddar off another loser's campaign at March 17, 2017 04:06 PM (+INtM)

32 >>>Speaking of trying to make "fetch" happen....Chelsea *and* Egg McMuffin both wanting to run n 2018?

Yikes.
.
.
.If clinton the younger was going to run in 2018 she would have her hat in the ring already to get those sweet campaign $$$ rolling in. Not sure why the left thinks she is their only hope though.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 17, 2017 04:07 PM (le7jz)

33 "Wait...don't we like Mao...?"

------

It's awesome on turkey clubs.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 17, 2017 04:07 PM (8XRCm)

34 man what is it with Utah? I used to think they had it together.

Posted by: DanMan at March 17, 2017 04:05 PM (XTiHL)


They're getting a little overexcited at the prospect of polygamy coming back soon.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 17, 2017 04:07 PM (zc3Db)

35 If Egg primaries Hatch it'd be a good opportunity to run a conservative and take the seat.

Posted by: forest at March 17, 2017 04:07 PM (4ExtI)

36
Just as a general principle, ALL incumbents should be primaried. By real people, not the usual GOPe strawmen in the primaries.

Also, I'd like a pony and a little tin rocket........

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2017 04:07 PM (XWkhW)

37 32 If clinton the younger was going to run in 2018 she would have her hat in the ring already to get those sweet campaign $$$ rolling in. Not sure why the left thinks she is their only hope though.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 17, 2017 04:07 PM (le7jz)

===================

If she's going for a House seat, she could probably raise the necessary dough with a single fundraiser staring her dad.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 17, 2017 04:07 PM (ELUpj)

38 25
I hope that Glenn Beck gets behind Egg McMuffin and gives him every inch of support he can muster.


Heh heh. I'll second that.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 17, 2017 04:07 PM (ul9CR)

39 25
I hope that Glenn Beck gets behind Egg McMuffin and gives him every inch of support he can muster.

Birds of a feather.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 17, 2017 04:05 PM (ZFUt7)

Hell, Beck should run. That primary would be comedy gold.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 17, 2017 04:08 PM (72PAC)

40 RINO v RINO
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 17, 2017 04:03 PM (mpXpK)

Heard Twila Brase use this acronym re: AHCA today.

Repeal In Name Only.

Smart.

Posted by: Golfman at March 17, 2017 04:08 PM (48QDY)

41 Hell, Beck should run. That primary would be comedy gold.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 17, 2017 04:08 PM (72PAC)

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Mr Magoo vs Egg McMuffin

Posted by: fixerupper at March 17, 2017 04:08 PM (8XRCm)

42 Utah - awesome scenery, awful politicians

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 17, 2017 04:09 PM (ul9CR)

43 Just as a general principle, ALL incumbents should be primaried. By real people, not the usual GOPe strawmen in the primaries.

Also, I'd like a pony and a little tin rocket........
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2017 04:07 PM (XWkhW)



Yup, I'm in the every candidate primaried every time.

I am holding out for a unicorn and one of those Kalishnikov tank drones.

Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 17, 2017 04:09 PM (mf5HN)

44 I think he reads Chinese and rides a dirt bike.

Posted by: Jon Huntsman at March 17, 2017 04:09 PM (fqERy)

45 McMuffin is the head of his own cult.

This is not a Mormon joke BTW.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 17, 2017 04:09 PM (2qHjF)

46 43
Yup, I'm in the every candidate primaried every time.

I am holding out for a unicorn and one of those Kalishnikov tank drones.
Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 17, 2017 04:09 PM (mf5HN)

==================

I'll just go ahead and sign the papers to primary Mark Sanford right now, then.

I'm sure some nobody carpetbagger like me could make him quake in his boots.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 17, 2017 04:10 PM (ELUpj)

47 I am holding out for a unicorn and one of those Kalishnikov tank drones.
Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 17, 2017 04:09 PM (mf5HN)


Oooo...I don't need a unicorn but a Kalashnikov tank drone? Gimme gimme gimme!

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 17, 2017 04:10 PM (0mRoj)

48 After exhaustive research we can confidently report that there are no songs about Utah.

No. Songs.

Posted by: Vice at March 17, 2017 04:10 PM (97XyN)

49 I think he reads Chinese and rides a dirt bike.

Posted by: Jon Huntsman at March 17, 2017 04:09 PM (fqERy)


Egg McMuffin is ridin' dirty!!!

Posted by: Jeremiah Wright at March 17, 2017 04:10 PM (zc3Db)

50 McMuffin is doing it for the name recognition. That's half the battle, when the time actually comes.

Posted by: McSausage Biscuit at March 17, 2017 04:10 PM (H37nb)

51 Scramble the egg

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 17, 2017 04:11 PM (zsHGH)

52 21 Suasage McMuffin was always far superior to Egg McMuffin.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 17, 2017 04:04 PM (zc3Db)

It's also Un-American since it's Canadian Bacon.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 17, 2017 04:11 PM (n3xLS)

53 After exhaustive research we can confidently report that there are no songs about Utah.

No. Songs.

----

The Behive State - Randy Newman

Posted by: fixerupper at March 17, 2017 04:11 PM (8XRCm)

54 48 After exhaustive research we can confidently report that there are no songs about Utah.

No. Songs.

Huh. And no bands named Utah either.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 17, 2017 04:11 PM (ul9CR)

55 Moab on My Mind

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 17, 2017 04:12 PM (ul9CR)

56 After exhaustive research we can confidently report that there are no songs about Utah.

No. Songs.

Posted by: Vice at March 17, 2017 04:10 PM (97XyN)


They don't need any songs, they've got Keanu Reeves as Johnny Utah.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 17, 2017 04:13 PM (zc3Db)

57 The smell from the Great Salt Lake really isn't that bad...in January.

Posted by: Jon Huntsman at March 17, 2017 04:13 PM (fqERy)

58 Ace, you are correct about McMuffin being a legit threat to Hatch. He has developed a cult like following. I could see him winning that race. What a disaster he would be in the Senate.

But maybe it would turn out to be a positive thing because he would destroy the GOPe for good causing a large legitimate third party to form under the Pro and America first banner.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 17, 2017 04:13 PM (2qHjF)

59 I have feelz too, ya know.

Posted by: The Eggplant That Ate Utah at March 17, 2017 04:13 PM (vtcmf)

60 The Brigham Young Rascals: Good (Sister) Lovin'

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 17, 2017 04:14 PM (ul9CR)

61 McMullin announced the formation of Stand Up Republic

The website of which is basically a DONATE button.

Posted by: there's also a convenient link on its front page which links back to the front page at March 17, 2017 04:14 PM (+INtM)

62 Not so fast - Grateful Dead, camper von Bethoven, Chris Ledoux (that's Garth Brooks, right? )...

http://www.onlyinyourstate.com/utah/15-songs-about-ut/

Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2017 04:14 PM (NOIQH)

63 I'd like to see Hatch primaried, but not by Egg.




Don't count your Eggs before they Hatch

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 17, 2017 04:14 PM (493sH)

64 But I gotta think another factor is present too: What his his job now, exactly?

He's the Christine O'Donnell of the Rockies.

Posted by: kallisto at March 17, 2017 04:14 PM (nNdYv)

65 MSN.... deceptive headline...

Tim Allen, careful talking about Trump, its like 30's Germany...


Read the article, he is clearly talking about how the LEFT is treating people...

/facepalm....

THIS is how they play Fake News folks...

Posted by: Demolition Man at March 17, 2017 04:14 PM (NgKpN)

66 The Utah Mormon branch of our family tree think Hatch is about two decades past his freshness date.

There's simply no way in hell that people outside of SL will allow a squish interloper to muscle in on their turf.

Posted by: 13times at March 17, 2017 04:14 PM (WHVu+)

67 i thought iggy pop had a song alled "butt town?"

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 17, 2017 04:14 PM (KP5rU)

68 55 Moab on My Mind

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 17, 2017 04:12 PM (ul9CR)


"Provo It All Night"

Bruised SprinkTeen

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:14 PM (mbhDw)

69 Utah - Osmands
And didn't the Beach Boys have a song about the Salt Lake?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 17, 2017 04:15 PM (zsHGH)

70
What about a group? Utah Saints?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:15 PM (mbhDw)

71 Sometimes, when no one is looking, I rub the pipes in the tabernacle.

Posted by: Bacon McMoofin at March 17, 2017 04:15 PM (fqERy)

72 Speaking of trying to make "fetch" happen....Chelsea *and* Egg McMuffin both wanting to run n 2018?
Yikes.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2017 04:01 PM (NOIQH)


Heh. Chelsea/McMuffin 2020 because, Why Not?

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 17, 2017 04:15 PM (HRSh5)

73 Still banned?

Posted by: ThunderB at March 17, 2017 04:16 PM (KteRa)

74 48: The Beach Boys had a song about Salt Lake City.

Posted by: LASue, the most deplorable at March 17, 2017 04:16 PM (CLKfs)

75 Jason Chaffetz is still a massive improvement over Bushyrovie douchebag Chris Cannon, who he unseated.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 17, 2017 04:17 PM (ujg0T)

76 72 Heh. Chelsea/McMuffin 2030 because, Why Not?
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 17, 2017 04:15 PM (HRSh5)

If Chelsea needs a big black dude to give her epipen injections, would he be Chelsea Handler?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:17 PM (mbhDw)

77 75 Jason Chaffetz is still a massive improvement over Bushyrovie douchebag Chris Cannon, who he unseated.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 17, 2017 04:17 PM (ujg0T)


Mike Lee was a jerk to PDT, but he's about as actually conservative as they come.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:18 PM (mbhDw)

78 Utah has a basketball team named "Jazz" but there isn't any music about Utah?

Time to change the team's name to "Meh".

The Utah Meh.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 17, 2017 04:18 PM (4AVeu)

79 41
Mr Magoo vs Egg McMuffin
Posted by: fixerupper at March 17, 2017 04:08 PM (8XRCm)


You never see "Rover" from "The Prisoner" and Egg McMuffin together. Hmm . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:19 PM (mbhDw)

80 Oglaf website used to sell a tee shirt for 'Steak and Bitches' steakhouse and bordello in SLC.

I wish that place was real.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 17, 2017 04:19 PM (zsHGH)

81 It's also Un-American since it's Canadian Bacon.


No it isn't and it's high time we stopped mollycoddling those lumpen brutes to our north. There's no such thing as Canadian Bacon because a piece of round ham is not Bacon no matter what you call it.

Are we afraid of Northern Aggression if we insult their pig-headed notions of pig parts?

Or is it the other way? No one wants to insult the retarded boy so we all coo and say "that's a great finger painting. Using your nose was a great idea!". Does that do retard boy any good?

No. And neither does letting Canada think it has "bacon".

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 17, 2017 04:19 PM (gIRsn)

82 I'd like to see Hatch primaried, but not by Egg.

How about by a whole egg sac?

Posted by: The Sixth Egg Sac, still hidden in AtC's mattress at March 17, 2017 04:19 PM (DMUuz)

83 78; i always thought rename them the utah jizz.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 17, 2017 04:19 PM (KP5rU)

84 fans of mcmullin are nutters....there is nothing conservative or noble about that loser.....and the people that voted for him because they couldn't vote for trump......FUCK YOU.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl..spring training at March 17, 2017 04:19 PM (0O7c5)

85 I'm to the point now where I plan to vote Democrat if some of these fossils make it through to the General Election.

If we had a smart "right wing conspiracy" we'd run some 3rd party spoilers for people like McCain and Hatch so the Democrat could win.

It's a kamikaze move, but I bet it would scare the shit out of Republicans to start voting like their fundraising letters say they will.

Posted by: Maritime at March 17, 2017 04:20 PM (JnKpU)

86 Stopped for food and gas in Beaver Utah (I-15) a couple years ago...

Hit the Subway there.... and dang... everyone working there was... WHITE! and like... High School Age...

Its like I was transported back to the 70s!

Posted by: Don Q. at March 17, 2017 04:20 PM (NgKpN)

87 ok...that wasn't very nice.....but i still mean it

Posted by: phoenixgirl..spring training at March 17, 2017 04:20 PM (0O7c5)

88 Does he want to be the 21st century Lowell Weicker?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 17, 2017 04:20 PM (IqV8l)

89
Utah has a basketball team named "Jazz" but there isn't any music about Utah?


Because they were originally the New Orleans Jazz

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 17, 2017 04:20 PM (lKyWE)

90 But maybe it would turn out to be a positive thing because he would destroy the GOPe for good causing a large legitimate third party to form under The real Republicans to take over and wave the Pro and America first banner.


Fixed. Let the GOPee squishes go 3rd party themselves into irrelevance, like McMuffin has.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 17, 2017 04:20 PM (ujg0T)

91 Canadian pigs have such heavy coats, they look like short-legged Yaks.

Posted by: Vice at March 17, 2017 04:20 PM (97XyN)

92 I'd like to see Hatch primaried, but not by Egg.




Don't count your Eggs before they Hatch
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 17, 2017 04:14 PM (493sH)


I'll run.

Posted by: The Chicken at March 17, 2017 04:20 PM (CLKfs)

93
BTW, has McMuffin's claim of being a CIA agent ever been confirmed?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:20 PM (mbhDw)

94 O/T: Just got forwarded a heartwarming email from the National Humanities Alliance:

This morning, President Trump released a budget blueprint that calls for the elimination of the National Endowment for the Humanities, along with the National Endowment for the Arts, the Department of Education's International Education Programs, the Institute for Museums and Library Services, and the Woodrow Wilson Center for International Scholars.

This is an assault on the humanities research, education, and programming that are essential to the cultivation of our national heritage and civic culture.


Just a thought... but maybe scholars in the humanities should have thought about this *before* they decided to spend 50 years trying to burn down our national heritage and civic culture.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at March 17, 2017 04:21 PM (OVUYQ)

95 89
Utah has a basketball team named "Jazz" but there isn't any music about Utah?


Because they were originally the New Orleans Jazz
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 17, 2017 04:20 PM (lKyWE)


The only lakes in or near Los Angeles are dry.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:21 PM (mbhDw)

96 Rover is way too cool to be McMuffin.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 17, 2017 04:21 PM (zsHGH)

97 88 Does he want to be the 21st century Lowell Weicker?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 17, 2017 04:20 PM (IqV8l)


Hatch? Or McMuffin? I think the latter is hoping to be the 21st century Harold Stassen.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:22 PM (mbhDw)

98 96 Rover is way too cool to be McMuffin.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 17, 2017 04:21 PM (zsHGH)


Orange Alert!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:22 PM (mbhDw)

99 Canadian bacon is glorified ham.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 17, 2017 04:22 PM (fqERy)

100 "Fundraisers gotta fundraise."
Reminding us of the GOP consultants who created fake Tea Party organizations in order to scam voters out of their charity dollars.

Posted by: pst314 at March 17, 2017 04:23 PM (T4dRn)

101 fans of mcmullin are nutters....there is nothing conservative or noble about that loser.....and the people that voted for him because they couldn't vote for trump......FUCK YOU.....
Posted by: phoenixgirl..spring training


I sense that you're holding back... How do
you *really* feel?

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 17, 2017 04:23 PM (ZFUt7)

102 "Nonpartisan" needs "lots" of "scare quotes".

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 17, 2017 04:23 PM (VdICR)

103 85 I'm to the point now where I plan to vote Democrat if some of these fossils make it through to the General Election.

If we had a smart "right wing conspiracy" we'd run some 3rd party spoilers for people like McCain and Hatch so the Democrat could win.

It's a kamikaze move, but I bet it would scare the shit out of Republicans to start voting like their fundraising letters say they will.

Posted by: Maritime at March 17, 2017 04:20 PM (JnKpU)



This has been argued before, and I am all for primarying the hell out of McCain and Hatch, but I have yet to see 3rd party candidates who were not jokes. McMuffin being a front and center example.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 17, 2017 04:23 PM (ujg0T)

104 92 I'll run.
Posted by: The Chicken at March 17, 2017 04:20 PM (CLKfs)

McMuffin would be pre-fucked.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:23 PM (mbhDw)

105 Evan McMullan is a patriot and he never complains about me sending him dick pics.

Posted by: John Schindler at March 17, 2017 04:23 PM (FqgrG)

106 99 Canadian bacon is glorified ham.
Posted by: Under Fire at March 17, 2017 04:22 PM (fqERy)

Do Canadians call real Bacon... American Bacon?

Posted by: Don Q. at March 17, 2017 04:24 PM (NgKpN)

107 BTW, has McMuffin's claim of being a CIA agent ever been confirmed?


Yes.

Posted by: Jethro Bodine, Double Nought Spy at March 17, 2017 04:24 PM (vtcmf)

108 94 the Woodrow Wilson Center for International Scholars.
------------------------------------


I thought Woodrow Wilson was expelled from all "correct" thinking institutions because of wrong think?

Posted by: Boots at March 17, 2017 04:24 PM (EBwPV)

109
Hatch? Or McMuffin? I think the latter is hoping to be the 21st century Harold Stassen.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


McMuffin. He may want to be the most liberal Republican senator.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 17, 2017 04:24 PM (IqV8l)

110 103
This has been argued before, and I am all for primarying the hell out of McCain and Hatch, but I have yet to see 3rd party candidates who were not jokes. McMuffin being a front and center example.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 17, 2017 04:23 PM (ujg0T)


McMuffin makes Didi Scozzafava (remember her, kids?) look like Barry Goldwater.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:24 PM (mbhDw)

111 "What his his job now, exactly?"

-------

For all we know he could be a stalking horse for Hatch and Chaffetz. And if not he could still be an unwitting cat's paw for those two by comparing negatively with them.

Mostly he is just an ass.

Posted by: Decaf at March 17, 2017 04:25 PM (Tm3Ti)

112 109
McMuffin. He may want to be the most liberal Republican senator.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 17, 2017 04:24 PM (IqV8l)


Liberal Republican is a redundancy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:25 PM (mbhDw)

113 Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 17, 2017 04:19

How did they take over the pizza toppings? Is this a deep state conspiracy?

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 17, 2017 04:25 PM (n3xLS)

114 107 BTW, has McMuffin's claim of being a CIA agent ever been confirmed?


Yes.
Posted by: Jethro Bodine, Double Nought Spy at March 17, 2017 04:24 PM (vtcmf)

/golf clap...

Well played.... well played indeed!

Posted by: Don Q. at March 17, 2017 04:25 PM (NgKpN)

115
The only lakes in or near Los Angeles are dry.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:21 PM (mbhDw)


The Los Angeles River is a wash thatthe the EPA declared a navigaable waterway

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 17, 2017 04:25 PM (lKyWE)

116 Yes.


Posted by: Jethro Bodine, Double Nought Spy at March 17, 2017 04:24 PM (vtcmf)

that was a great episode

Posted by: phoenixgirl..spring training at March 17, 2017 04:25 PM (0O7c5)

117 I just have to laugh because my reaction is always 'Who?'. This guy got what, 150 votes last election?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 17, 2017 04:25 PM (LTHVh)

118 McMuffin makes Didi Scozzafava (remember her, kids?) look like Barry Goldwater.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:24 PM (mbhDw)

Holy !!!!! I do remember her.

08, right? I remember that whole thing infuriated me to no end.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 17, 2017 04:26 PM (72PAC)

119 My friends, we have nothing to fear from an Egg McMuffin.

Posted by: Juan McStain at March 17, 2017 04:26 PM (DMUuz)

120 Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Here's Shaun Davey's excellent version of "The Parting Glass" [raises tasty mixed beverage to late grandparents]:

https://youtu.be/xDB87o-njFQ

--and the rest of the wonderful Waking Ned Devine soundtrack (which, by the way, should be in the Moron Movie Hall of Fame):

http://tinyurl.com/lsjdq7t

Posted by: logprof at March 17, 2017 04:26 PM (GsAUU)

121 Mr. McMoofin, when did you stop beating your wives.

Posted by: CNN Debate Moderator at March 17, 2017 04:26 PM (fqERy)

122 113 Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 17, 2017 04:19

How did they take over the pizza toppings? Is this a deep state conspiracy?
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 17, 2017 04:25 PM (n3xLS)

Its all part of the globalist 1 World Government conspiracy...

Posted by: Don Q. at March 17, 2017 04:26 PM (NgKpN)

123 Did McMuffin keep knocking himself out with his iron hat?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 17, 2017 04:26 PM (IqV8l)

124 This has been argued before, and I am all for primarying the hell out of McCain and Hatch, but I have yet to see 3rd party candidates who were not jokes. McMuffin being a front and center example.
Posted by: Curmudgeon
___________

Oh they're definitely jokes, it's just a way for enough conservatives to make a point and show the rest of them we can play chicken also.

My first preference is to beat them in the primary, but let's be honest, people like McCain and Orrin Hatch will be there until they are ready to leave.

I'm just not going go along with "build the dang fence!" type bullshit anymore.

Posted by: Maritime at March 17, 2017 04:26 PM (JnKpU)

125 #86
Hit the Subway there.... and dang... everyone working there was... WHITE! and like... High School Age...

Its like I was transported back to the 70s!


I've hiked Negro Bill Canyon in the Moab.

It's right there on the signs and everything. He was a black cowboy and a local hero. But still, I was like, would you see this anywhere else?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 17, 2017 04:26 PM (ul9CR)

126 105 Evan McMullan is a patriot and he never complains about me sending him dick pics.
Posted by: John Schindler at March 17, 2017 04:23 PM (FqgrG)

"Huh? Wha - -?"

- - Charles Peligrosa

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:26 PM (mbhDw)

127 If you chant "USA! USA! USA!" at a Drumpf rally, you're promoting White Nationalism.

Please, let us be reasonable and open the border for everyone. Because everyone is a potential American!

Posted by: Egg McMuffin at March 17, 2017 04:26 PM (nGsFZ)

128
93
BTW, has McMuffin's claim of being a CIA agent ever been confirmed?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:20 PM (mbhDw)

Do a search or Evan McMullin ISIS. The Conservative Tree House has that covered. Also the images don't lie either.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 17, 2017 04:27 PM (2qHjF)

129 123 Did McMuffin keep knocking himself out with his iron hat?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 17, 2017 04:26 PM (IqV8l)


He only wears it for odd jobs, and such.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:27 PM (mbhDw)

130

Running as what??

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 17, 2017 04:27 PM (NFfoo)

131 No songs about Utah, but there were Utah speakers.
They were made in Indiana.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 17, 2017 04:27 PM (H5rtT)

132 also, back from the range. Life is good.

I don't know how often work is going to let me just take Friday off to shoot, but I'm going to try to find out.

I did have some case-separation excitement about round 200, so that got the blood flowing I'll tell you what.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 17, 2017 04:27 PM (LTHVh)

133 Isn't McMoofin married to a couple of Romney's granddaughters?

Posted by: Under Fire at March 17, 2017 04:04 PM (fqERy)



I believe he's still looking for the right girl. If he gets to the Senate he and Miss Lindsey can double date

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 17, 2017 04:27 PM (493sH)

134
97 88 Does he want to be the 21st century Lowell Weicker?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 17, 2017 04:20 PM (IqV8l)


Hatch? Or McMuffin? I think the latter is hoping to be the 21st century Harold Stassen.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:22 PM (mbhDw)






Egg McMuffin wants to be the 21st Century Lowell Weicker

He'll settle for Harold Stassen

He gets Pat Paulsen

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2017 04:27 PM (XWkhW)

135 117 I just have to laugh because my reaction is always 'Who?'. This guy got what, 150 votes last election?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 17, 2017 04:25 PM (LTHVh)
------------------------------
Heh.
Believe it or not, he got over 50,000 votes in Virginia.
Weird.
Just plain weird.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 17, 2017 04:28 PM (hCoZK)

136 I think the Utah team kept the name because of the proficiency of the people of Utah to do Jazz Hands.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 17, 2017 04:28 PM (n3xLS)

137 This is more bad concerning news for Trump.

I've calculated the inevitable possibility of McMuffin getting a UT Senate Seat and it's very concerning for Trump. My updated, concerning polls for 2020 are:

Revived Hillary: 99.3%
Trump(f): -69.9%
Egg McMuffin: 0.7%

If this trend holds, Trump is going to have an early night on Tuesday.

Posted by: Davy Veneral (who is especially concerned) at March 17, 2017 04:28 PM (nGsFZ)

138 >>Reminding us of the GOP consultants who created fake Tea Party
organizations in order to scam voters out of their charity dollars.


Are there *any* GOP campaign consultants who aren't out-'n-proud anti-Trumpers?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2017 04:28 PM (NOIQH)

139 "Yep but Utah is a weird place."

http://tinyurl.com/ko7cxa6

Posted by: torquewrench at March 17, 2017 04:28 PM (noWW6)

140 134
He gets Pat Paulsen
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2017 04:27 PM (XWkhW)


NESLUAP TAP!!! Wooden nickels!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:28 PM (mbhDw)

141 131 No songs about Utah, but there were Utah speakers.
They were made in Indiana.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 17, 2017 04:27 PM (H5rtT)

They have a beach named after them.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 17, 2017 04:29 PM (n3xLS)

142 Didn't Newt support Didi?

Posted by: Under Fire at March 17, 2017 04:29 PM (fqERy)

143 Shep Smith says he can't confirm Judge Napolitano on GCHQ claims! Everybody knows Shep Smith is never wrong.

Posted by: Rick Wilson at March 17, 2017 04:30 PM (FqgrG)

144 142 Didn't Newt support Didi?
Posted by: Under Fire at March 17, 2017 04:29 PM (faery)

You know something, I believe he did. After he sucked the botox out of Nancy's lip on the couch, that is entirely possible.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:30 PM (mbhDw)

145 I find it hard to believe that any conservative smart enough to make enough money to want to give it away to a politicians would be stupid enough to give it away to Mr. Egg.

Posted by: Jeffersonian at March 17, 2017 04:30 PM (+ttLq)

146 On January 25, 2017, McMullin announced the formation of Stand Up Republic, a nonpartisan watchdog organization meant to ensure that the Trump administration upholds democracy and tells the truth


--LMAO

>50% of the electorate don't want to hear the truth Trump delivers.

Posted by: logprof at March 17, 2017 04:30 PM (GsAUU)

147 I just have to laugh because my reaction is always 'Who?'. This guy got what, 150 votes last election?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 17, 2017 04:25 PM (LTHVh)
------------------------------
Heh.
Believe it or not, he got over 50,000 votes in Virginia.
Weird.
Just plain weird.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille


_______

He also cost Trump Minnesota and put Utah in play.

Dipshit got around 20% of the vote there, most states that would easily be enough to throw it to Hillary.

That whole crew came closer than we realize to throwing the election to Hillary.

1% more in the Rust Belt and he would have succeeded.

Posted by: Maritime at March 17, 2017 04:31 PM (JnKpU)

148 Btw, Happy Whacking Day!, Morons.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 17, 2017 04:31 PM (LTHVh)

149 I've hiked Negro Bill Canyon in the Moab.

It's right there on the signs and everything. He was a black cowboy and a local hero. But still, I was like, would you see this anywhere else?
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 17, 2017 04:26 PM (ul9CR)

They actually changed that name a few years back... from the OTHER "N" word...

and yes, I know someone who has one of the original signs...

Posted by: Don Q. at March 17, 2017 04:31 PM (NgKpN)

150 glenn beck did a whole thing about how mcmartian couldn't be ghey because some lady told him that evan was good in bed or something.....it was very odd....didn't understand why glenn felt the need to discuss the ghey guys sexuality.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl..spring training at March 17, 2017 04:31 PM (0O7c5)

151 McMuffin is doing it for the name recognition. That's half the battle, when the time actually comes.

Time is NEVER COMING

Posted by: EVLINC! at March 17, 2017 04:31 PM (y3aQB)

152 144; sefton, newt did in fact support didi. that's when i knew he was a fuckin poser.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 17, 2017 04:31 PM (KP5rU)

153 how about "Train To Utah"?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_5klf4J7zE

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at March 17, 2017 04:32 PM (b7fwp)

154 Happy Whacking Day!

-----

Uuuuuh..... that isnt every day?

Posted by: fixerupper at March 17, 2017 04:32 PM (8XRCm)

155
The Los Angeles River is a wash thatthe the EPA declared a navigaable waterway

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 17, 2017 04:25 PM (lKyWE)








In a Mini or a 50s Hot Rod. With a boat, not so much.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2017 04:32 PM (XWkhW)

156 Romney-Beck-Mc Muffin

Posted by: Cheri at March 17, 2017 04:32 PM (oiNtH)

157 OT but check out Sec State Tillerson's Twitter feed. Sec. State Tillerson is active tweeter answering Lefty attacks on him with stuff like:

On North Korea he says "it may be necessary to convert DPRK icbm launch sites to smoking holes"

When personally attacked hes says "Sorry, your corrupt Candidate lost, adults are in charge now"

And in one exchange, in response to " I am Native American, you came illegally to my country set up your homesteads an called it your country."

the SoS says "some land was purchased, some was won in battle, same as everywhere else in the world"

I gotta man crush going.





































Posted by: oddnot enjoying #winning still with schadenboner to prove it at March 17, 2017 04:32 PM (g1MTt)

158 136 I think the Utah team kept the name because of the proficiency of the people of Utah to do Jazz Hands.
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 17, 2017 04:28 PM (n3xLS)

--Another anachronistic team name?

L.A. Lakers

L.A. Tar Pits would be more appropriate.

Posted by: logprof at March 17, 2017 04:32 PM (GsAUU)

159 I find it hard to believe that any conservative smart enough to make enough money to want to give it away to a politicians would be stupid enough to give it away to Mr. Egg.
Posted by: Jeffersonian
_______

A bunch or Romney backers bankrolled him last time.

These people don't like not calling the shots anymore and are willing to spend money to make examples and show people who's boss.

Posted by: Maritime at March 17, 2017 04:32 PM (JnKpU)

160 I love the sexy slither of a lady snake ..

Posted by: Barry White at March 17, 2017 04:32 PM (LTHVh)

161 Egg McMuffin needs to be the US Ambassador to Pyongyang.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2017 04:33 PM (fU1ci)

162 oops. to the barrel. ~sigh~

Posted by: oddnot enjoying #winning still with schadenboner to prove it at March 17, 2017 04:33 PM (g1MTt)

163 I've already sent him my cracked fundraising team!

Posted by: Jeb! at March 17, 2017 04:33 PM (wm4/e)

164 In a Mini or a 50s Hot Rod. With a boat, not so much.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2017 04:32 PM (XWkhW)

Wait until the tsunami, I'll surf down it in pursuit of the President's Black Box.

Posted by: Snake Plissken at March 17, 2017 04:33 PM (nGsFZ)

165 3 Isn't McMoofin married to a couple of Romney's granddaughters?

Posted by: Under Fire at March 17, 2017 04:04 PM (fqERy)



INo ! He as Frank Zappa once famously wrote in a song "Time to Mine the Harbor"

Posted by: EVLINC! at March 17, 2017 04:33 PM (y3aQB)

166 He's also the cunt that took out Milo.

Fuck that guy.

Posted by: Kreplach at March 17, 2017 04:34 PM (3Xxpy)

167 When can we eat at McDonalds again so we can mail this guy a McMuffin wrapper?

Posted by: DaveA at March 17, 2017 04:34 PM (FhXTo)

168 161 Egg McMuffin needs to be the US Ambassador to Pyongyang.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2017 04:33 PM (fU1ci)


The Village. He and #2 can hold a helluva joint presser every week.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:35 PM (mbhDw)

169
158 136 I think the Utah team kept the name because of the proficiency of the people of Utah to do Jazz Hands.
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 17, 2017 04:28 PM (n3xLS)

--Another anachronistic team name?

L.A. Lakers

L.A. Tar Pits would be more appropriate.

Posted by: logprof at March 17, 2017 04:32 PM (GsAUU)






L.A. Jam

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2017 04:35 PM (XWkhW)

170 re 144, 152...
who is Didi..?

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at March 17, 2017 04:35 PM (b7fwp)

171 Heh. Heh-heh. He said "cunt."

Posted by: Beavis at March 17, 2017 04:35 PM (97XyN)

172 164 In a Mini or a 50s Hot Rod. With a boat, not so much.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2017 04:32 PM (XWkhW)

Wait until the tsunami, I'll surf down it in pursuit of the President's Black Box.
Posted by: Snake Plissken at March 17, 2017 04:33 PM (nGsFZ)

Thunder Road?

Posted by: Danny Zuko at March 17, 2017 04:36 PM (NgKpN)

173 OT but check out Sec State Tillerson's Twitter feed. Sec. State Tillerson is active tweeter answering Lefty attacks on him with stuff like:

Does it have the tiny little Blue CheckMark of Authenticity?

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 17, 2017 04:36 PM (ZFUt7)

174 if McMullin is awesome at the sex, then maybe he can work as a gigolo for rich Utah women, instead of trying to fuck *us* over.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 17, 2017 04:36 PM (3NbUO)

175 Rhode Island-Creighton is already looking like a slugfest.

Posted by: logprof at March 17, 2017 04:36 PM (GsAUU)

176 I think I saw on 4 Chan that Egg McMuffin is a "brony" I think that came out in the wiki leaks.

Posted by: Auntie Doodles at March 17, 2017 04:36 PM (VnNi7)

177 166 He's also the cunt that took out Milo.

Fuck that guy.
Posted by: Kreplach at March 17, 2017 04:34 PM (3Xxpy)


Well, ultimately, Milo took out Milo, both in how he phrased his original statement and then how he ex-pologized for it.

But, McMuffin is an unpolished phony turd.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:36 PM (mbhDw)

178 "I believe he's still looking for the right girl. If he gets to the Senate he and Miss Lindsey can double date"

----------

In the interests of diversity his nomination must be fast-tracked. Congress is not complete without a gay Mormon.

Posted by: Decaf at March 17, 2017 04:36 PM (Tm3Ti)

179 McMufin is so terribly sad, as are his hangers-on, including people like Sarah Rumpf, who I thought was better than that,

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 17, 2017 04:36 PM (gA69l)

180 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at March 17, 2017 04:37 PM (GwIKd)

181 this is not stupidity, but a mark of how deep the corruption is in the gope. Egg McMuffin is an enemy, not a fool.

Posted by: Grad School Fool at March 17, 2017 04:37 PM (swEzU)

182 Shave Chris Hayes's head and take off his glasses.

Looks like McMuffin to me.

Posted by: Jingo Unchained! at March 17, 2017 04:37 PM (VFhMt)

183
L.A, Lakers were originally the Minnesota Lakers

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 17, 2017 04:37 PM (lKyWE)

184 They have a beach named after them.
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 17, 2017 04:29 PM (n3xLS)


Indiana Beach or Speakers Beach?

Posted by: Kindltot at March 17, 2017 04:37 PM (WQX/u)

185 175 Rhode Island-Creighton is already looking like a slugfest.
Posted by: logprof at March 17, 2017 04:36 PM (GsAUU)


Can it equal Huxley vs Darwin? That was brutal.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:37 PM (mbhDw)

186 I'm sure there are some bored plural wives in Provo who could use a visit from Paolo

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 17, 2017 04:37 PM (3NbUO)

187 Huh, camera just cut to Lamar Odom, a former Rhode Island Ram. Barely a year ago, he was on the verge of death by OD/alcohol.

Glad to see he looks all right.

Posted by: logprof at March 17, 2017 04:38 PM (GsAUU)

188 183
L.A, Lakers were originally the Minnesota Lakers
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 17, 2017 04:37 PM (lKyWE)


I wanna say Milwaukee . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:38 PM (mbhDw)

189 It's the water in Utah. Friends of ours had to drill a well 600ft to tap some water. Then they had this huge contraption to filter and condition the water and it still tasted like shit.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 17, 2017 04:38 PM (fqERy)

190 What is the tiny little Blue CheckMark of Authenticity?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2017 04:38 PM (fDdVG)

191 Utah has a basketball team named "Jazz" but there isn't any music about Utah?

Wasn't the joke from Baseketball "But jazz is illegal in Utah"?

Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2017 04:38 PM (3J/LN)

192 "When can we eat at McDonalds again so we can mail this guy a McMuffin wrapper?"

Around where I live, you can get all the used McDonalds wrappers you would ever want, by picking them up from the side of the road after they've been casually thrown out of car windows. Something I have to do a lot of.

Relative to the number of local fast food outlets that are MCD -- not that many -- they generate a hugely disproportionate percentage of toss trash. It's the patrons.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 17, 2017 04:38 PM (noWW6)

193 sure there are some bored plural wives in Provo who could use a visit from Paolo
__________________

Tell Paolo where to go and Paolo will go. Paolo is always ready.

Posted by: Paolo at March 17, 2017 04:39 PM (FqgrG)

194 182 Shave Chris Hayes's head and take off his glasses.

Looks like McMuffin to me.
Posted by: Jingo Unchained! at March 17, 2017 04:37 PM (VFhMt)


More like Rachel Maddoff's fistula. Not that I'd know. Sort of like an artist's conception.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:39 PM (mbhDw)

195 LA street closures this weekend for a "March Against Hateful Borders."
Heh.
I hope the Marathoners trample them.

Posted by: LASue, the most deplorable at March 17, 2017 04:39 PM (CLKfs)

196 191 Utah has a basketball team named "Jazz" but there isn't any music about Utah?

Wasn't the joke from Baseketball "But jazz is illegal in Utah"?
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2017 04:38 PM (3J/LN)

Shouldn't it be the Utah Saints and the New Orleans Jazz?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 17, 2017 04:39 PM (EnKk6)

197 >>>190 What is the tiny little Blue CheckMark of Authenticity?

The official Twitter sign of the "elites."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 17, 2017 04:39 PM (gA69l)

198 All pro teams should be named for sex acts.

Posted by: Vice at March 17, 2017 04:39 PM (97XyN)

199 Hillary says we can take in 600 million more people. I say make it a billion. Who is with me?!?!

Posted by: Deez Scozzafava's Beans 2020 at March 17, 2017 04:40 PM (2qHjF)

200 191 Utah has a basketball team named "Jazz" but there isn't any music about Utah?

Wasn't the joke from Baseketball "But jazz is illegal in Utah"?
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2017 04:38 PM (3J/LN)


Can you get a coffee or a Pepsi at the concession stand? How do you say "shonder" in Mormonese?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:40 PM (mbhDw)

201 " I am Native American, you came illegally to my country set up your homesteads an called it your country."

LOL.

Just the idea that there was law, citizenship, ownership or any other concepts existing without writing or permanent homes ...

Too funny.

But they did have seashells as a sort of proto-money ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 17, 2017 04:40 PM (zc3Db)

202 173 OT but check out Sec State Tillerson's Twitter feed. Sec. State Tillerson is active tweeter answering Lefty attacks on him with stuff like:

Does it have the tiny little Blue CheckMark of Authenticity?
====

And does it say "Not Secretary of State of the United States of America" in the bio?

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at March 17, 2017 04:40 PM (OVUYQ)

203 198 All pro teams should be named for sex acts.
Posted by: Vice at March 17, 2017 04:39 PM (97XyN)


Cleveland Stomp. For real!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:40 PM (mbhDw)

204 198 All pro teams should be named for sex acts.
Posted by: Vice at March 17, 2017 04:39 PM (97XyN)
---
Pistons! *fist pump*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 17, 2017 04:40 PM (EnKk6)

205 L.A, Lakers were originally the Minnesota Lakers
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 17, 2017 04:37 PM (lKyWE)

--Which is why the name is anachronistic, like the Utah (formerly New Orleans) Jazz.

Even the Memphis Grizzlies is a little off. They should be the Hound Dogs or something like that. At least the N.O. NBA team became the Pelicans, which is perfect for Louisiana.

Posted by: logprof at March 17, 2017 04:41 PM (GsAUU)

206 Wampum was the bitcoin of the era.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 17, 2017 04:41 PM (LTHVh)

207 201 " I am Native American, you came illegally to my country set up your homesteads an called it your country."

LOL.

Just the idea that there was law, citizenship, ownership or any other concepts existing without writing or permanent homes ...

Too funny.

But they did have seashells as a sort of proto-money ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 17, 2017 04:40 PM (zc3Db)



I was an Iroquois until the Mohicans came and stole MY land.

History is a bitch, yo.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:41 PM (mbhDw)

208 Cleveland Steamers?


Posted by: so called Deplorable Ian Galt at March 17, 2017 04:41 PM (8iiMU)

209 New Orleans has a NBA team?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 17, 2017 04:41 PM (LTHVh)

210
I wanna say Milwaukee . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:38 PM (mbhDw)


Minneapolis

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 17, 2017 04:42 PM (lKyWE)

211 204 198 All pro teams should be named for sex acts.
Posted by: Vice at March 17, 2017 04:39 PM (97XyN)
---
Pistons! *fist pump*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 17, 2017 04:40 PM (EnKk6)


76ers! Wait, FortyNiners! 69ers!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:42 PM (mbhDw)

212 I think the Aztecs stole a shit load of land way back

Posted by: Yo! at March 17, 2017 04:42 PM (GwIKd)

213 The tedious NeverTrumper republicans are tedious.

Posted by: Fritz at March 17, 2017 04:43 PM (YAPkP)

214 "New Orleans has a NBA team?"

Yes, the Rusty Trombones.

Posted by: Vice at March 17, 2017 04:43 PM (97XyN)

215 Cleveland Stomp. For real!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:40 PM (mbhDw)

Um, no.

Posted by: Cleveland Steamers at March 17, 2017 04:43 PM (GsAUU)

216 All pro teams should be named for sex acts.


It would be confusing if every team were called "Missionaries".

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 17, 2017 04:43 PM (gIRsn)

217 oddnot, I think for that you maybe only have to hand your legs in the Barrel.

Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 17, 2017 04:43 PM (mf5HN)

218 McMuffin : Senate :: Hillary! : President

That doesn't mean, however, each won't part some fools with their money.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 17, 2017 04:43 PM (1CroS)

219 Some reports say that the SS laptop "|loaned" to someone might be in Russian hands now, since a Russian enclave was near by....taking off my tin foil hat now...

Posted by: Colin at March 17, 2017 04:43 PM (DLV/d)

220
Dallas Reverse Cowgirls?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:43 PM (mbhDw)

221 Los Angeles should have changed their name to Stars. By the way I really dislike the name Texans for Houston. Not a great marketing name outside of Texas. They should have purchased the naming Rights from Trump and been called the Generals.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 17, 2017 04:43 PM (n3xLS)

222 The Boston Futt Bucks.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 17, 2017 04:43 PM (LTHVh)

223
Detroit Rusty Trombones.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:44 PM (mbhDw)

224
The Boston ARISTOCRATS!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:44 PM (mbhDw)

225 I'm not sure what it says about Trump, but he has the least competent enemies of anyone in politics. It's funny to watch. It's almost like the press and the establishment have no idea what it is that the American people hate.

1960s TV Batman had smarter enemies.

Posted by: Ted K. at March 17, 2017 04:44 PM (7RqXg)

226 Milwaukee Bucks, right?

Posted by: Yo! at March 17, 2017 04:44 PM (GwIKd)

227 216 All pro teams should be named for sex acts.
----

And mascots should have porn names.

Posted by: Steely McBeam at March 17, 2017 04:44 PM (OVUYQ)

228
Jersey Genitals, er, Generals.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:44 PM (mbhDw)

229 209 New Orleans has a NBA team?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 17, 2017 04:41 PM (LTHVh)

Pelicans

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 17, 2017 04:44 PM (n3xLS)

230
Boston Jerk Socks

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2017 04:44 PM (XWkhW)

231
New York YankMees.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:45 PM (mbhDw)

232 >>>225 I'm not sure what it says about Trump, but he has the least competent enemies of anyone in politics.


THE Rick Wilson hardest hit.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 17, 2017 04:45 PM (gA69l)

233 if anything the Americans saved most of the Great Plains tribes from the Comanche.

actually that is some good the LDS in particular did, trying to help the local Indian tribes like the pah-Ute. it didn't always work but at least the Mormons tried.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 17, 2017 04:45 PM (3NbUO)

234 230
Boston Jerk Socks
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2017 04:44 PM (XWkhW)


WHITE Socks. Eww.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:45 PM (mbhDw)

235 Friend of the Blog Rick Wilson

Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at March 17, 2017 04:45 PM (LTHVh)

236 The Cleveland Steamers.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 17, 2017 04:45 PM (qXFhJ)

237 They actually changed that name a few years back... from the OTHER "N" word...

We posed for pics by the new sign.

It's the home of America's 6th longest natural stone bridge!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 17, 2017 04:45 PM (ul9CR)

238 But they did have seashells as a sort of proto-money ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 17, 2017 04:40 PM (zc3Db)


Hey! Dentalia has VALUE Boston-Man!

Posted by: Kalapooia, Chinooks and Clatsops at March 17, 2017 04:45 PM (WQX/u)

239 Boston Butt Plugs.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 17, 2017 04:46 PM (EnKk6)

240
Golden Showers State Warriors.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:46 PM (mbhDw)

241 Edmonton Muff-Oilers

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at March 17, 2017 04:46 PM (OVUYQ)

242
L.A. Clippers

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at March 17, 2017 04:46 PM (XWkhW)

243
LA street closures this weekend for a "March Against Hateful Borders."

Sponsored by Mom and Pop bookstore.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 17, 2017 04:46 PM (IqV8l)

244 if anything the Americans saved most of the Great Plains tribes from the Comanche.


Yeah, the Comanche were the Mongols of the New World.

Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at March 17, 2017 04:46 PM (LTHVh)

245 Milwaukee Bukake

Posted by: so called Deplorable Ian Galt at March 17, 2017 04:46 PM (8iiMU)

246 161 Egg McMuffin needs to be the US Ambassador to Pyongyang.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2017 04:33 PM (fU1ci)



Fascinating fact: The United States has never had diplomatic relations with North Korea. Limited consular matters have been handled by an American Interestes Section in the Swedish embassy, of all places!

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 17, 2017 04:47 PM (ujg0T)

247 Miami Rapey Dolphins.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 17, 2017 04:47 PM (EnKk6)

248
Cleveland Brown Showers.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:47 PM (mbhDw)

249 Houston Fucks

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 17, 2017 04:47 PM (n3xLS)

250 I was an Iroquois until the Mohicans came and stole MY land.

History is a bitch, yo.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:41 PM (mbhDw)


The late, lamented BFF was Mohawk. Whenever people would start up about blah blah blah the peaceful First Nations blah blah blah she would be all I'm Mohawk. We cut your scalps off for fun.

Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 17, 2017 04:47 PM (mf5HN)

251 Native Americans hunted us to extinction!

You don't hear us running around all over the Internet complaining about it.

Posted by: Pleistocene Megafauna at March 17, 2017 04:47 PM (VFhMt)

252 Jack Sock: I think "Texans" was a placeholder, an obviously stupid name that obviously belongs in Austin with IT. the idea was to wait for Bud Adams, curse of God be upon him, to release the Oilers name.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 17, 2017 04:47 PM (3NbUO)

253 dammit

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 17, 2017 04:47 PM (LTHVh)

254 LA street closures this weekend for a "March Against Hateful Borders."
Heh.
I hope the Marathoners trample them.

Posted by: LASue, the most deplorable at March 17, 2017 04:39 PM (CLKfs)



Oh those damn hateful borders. They're just as bad as locked doors. I'm sure the marchers leave their doors at home open all the time so people can come and go as freely as they want to

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 17, 2017 04:47 PM (493sH)

255 with UT.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 17, 2017 04:47 PM (3NbUO)

256
Philadelphia Spread Eagles.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:47 PM (mbhDw)

257 logprof: "At least the N.O. NBA team became the Pelicans, which is perfect for Louisiana."

Or the N.O. Vomit during Lent season.

Or, more celebratory, the N.O. Beads.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 17, 2017 04:47 PM (1CroS)

258 Is it just me or is anyone else tired as f-ck of the preamble, "let me clear"? Obama wore our that stupid preface saying it over and over his first year and then dragging it over our faces like nails on a chalkboard for the next seven. Jut say what the f-ck you have to say - we're pretty sure you're trying to "be clear," dumbass.

Whew, just had to get that off the ol' gut.

Posted by: MSTisdale at March 17, 2017 04:48 PM (g9d8D)

259 hey Sefton, who is Didi? Like Chelsea when asked a question she didn't have half a dozen people helping her to craft an answer for, I'm drawing a blank.

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at March 17, 2017 04:48 PM (b7fwp)

260 Utah UTIs.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 17, 2017 04:48 PM (EnKk6)

261 Yap money.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 17, 2017 04:48 PM (IqV8l)

262
Green Bay Fudge Packers

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2017 04:48 PM (XWkhW)

263 Dallas Reverse Cowgirls

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 17, 2017 04:48 PM (ul9CR)

264 Atlanta Failcons. Fuckers.

Posted by: Paolo at March 17, 2017 04:48 PM (FqgrG)

265
Oregon Beavers. Really.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:48 PM (mbhDw)

266 Orange Alert!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:22 PM (mbhDw)


Contact... Imminent.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 17, 2017 04:49 PM (HRSh5)

267
Does it have the tiny little Blue CheckMark of Authenticity?SORRY. Parody account. i thought I saw the blue thingy but I did not. I'm going away for a while. ~slapping self~

Posted by: oddnot enjoying #winning still with schadenboner to prove it at March 17, 2017 04:49 PM (g1MTt)

268 Buffalo Just-the-tip-of-the Sabres

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 17, 2017 04:49 PM (ul9CR)

269 Kansas City Queefs

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at March 17, 2017 04:49 PM (OVUYQ)

270 262
Green Bay Fudge Packers
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2017 04:48 PM (XWkhW)

Golf clap.

263 Dallas Reverse Cowgirls
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 17, 2017 04:48 PM (ul9CR)

Beat you to it.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:49 PM (mbhDw)

271 re 254: I'm sure these are the people who post "This House is a Gun Free Zone" stickers in their windows until they learn the hard way.

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at March 17, 2017 04:49 PM (b7fwp)

272 WHITE Socks. Eww.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:45 PM (mbhDw)




The Chicago White Sox will have to change their name. I mean it's just full of white privilege and nationalism

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 17, 2017 04:49 PM (493sH)

273 There used to be the Kissimee Astros. But they insisted you pronounce it ku-SIM-ee

Posted by: Ted K. at March 17, 2017 04:50 PM (7RqXg)

274 241 Edmonton Muff-Oilers


Ooh, do they have cute uniforms?

Posted by: Emma Watson at March 17, 2017 04:50 PM (ul9CR)

275 Oregon Beavers. Really.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:48 PM (mbhDw)


True! I know many Beaver fans.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 17, 2017 04:50 PM (HRSh5)

276
Seattle Chicken Hawks

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2017 04:50 PM (XWkhW)

277 I FLIPPIN SAID THAT THIS MORNING AND NONE OF YOU MORONS SAID BOO....

*sulks*

Posted by: fixerupper

Some people can tell a joke, some can't.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 17, 2017 04:50 PM (Nwg0u)

278 Golden State Showers.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 17, 2017 04:50 PM (HRSh5)

279 Oregon Beavers. Really.>>>

The College Hockey team in Bemidji Minnesota is also the Beavers.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 17, 2017 04:51 PM (XtAzU)

280 Minnesota Gopher The Glory Holes

Posted by: so called Deplorable Ian Galt at March 17, 2017 04:51 PM (8iiMU)

281 259 hey Sefton, who is Didi? Like Chelsea when asked a question she didn't have half a dozen people helping her to craft an answer for, I'm drawing a blank.
Posted by: mallfly suPreme at March 17, 2017 04:48 PM (b7fwp)


Didi Scozzafava ran as a phony conservative in upstate New York to prevent a real Tea Party outsider (forgot his name, can you believe it?) from beating a very beatable and vulnerable Democrat.

Either the GOP-e or the Democrats or both colluded to run her. I want to say 2010 midterms. Rush was intentionally butchering her name and was a red C hair's breath away from calling her "Schifozza." It was priceless. Alas, she either won or allowed the Democrat to win.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:52 PM (mbhDw)

282 Buena Vista College is the Beavers, and they called their women's teams the Lady Beavers, which seemed redundant.

Posted by: Ted K. at March 17, 2017 04:52 PM (7RqXg)

283 "Let me be clear" said by Obama either meant he wasn't going to be clear. or that everything that followed was a lie.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2017 04:52 PM (fDdVG)

284 "A bunch or Romney backers bankrolled him last time.

These people don't like not calling the shots anymore and are willing to spend money to make examples and show people who's boss."

-------

Then I hope they have as much success with this guy as they had with Romney.

Posted by: Decaf at March 17, 2017 04:52 PM (Tm3Ti)

285 I really do not understand this shit.


How does a failed Mormon straw man still raise money.


Are that many stupid fucking people in Utah?

Posted by: Sam at March 17, 2017 04:52 PM (2crW4)

286 Somebody should scramble that bastard. I bet a guy like that has lots of skeletons in his closet. Self immolation alert.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2017 04:52 PM (6hoR5)

287 275 Oregon Beavers. Really.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:48 PM (mbhDw)

True! I know many Beaver fans.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 17, 2017 04:50 PM (HRSh5)


I love beavers. Wait, I amend my post to the Oregon SPLIT Beavers.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:52 PM (mbhDw)

288 OregonMuse: Golden State Showers.

Bravo. Ick, but bravo. It really couldn't be anything else.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 17, 2017 04:53 PM (1CroS)

289
San Jose Mud Sharks

Posted by: Jimmy Page at March 17, 2017 04:53 PM (XWkhW)

290 285 I really do not understand this shit.


How does a failed Mormon straw man still raise money.


Are that many stupid fucking people in Utah?
Posted by: Sam at March 17, 2017 04:52 PM (2crW4)


He's a Romney/Chamber of Commerce stooge. There's the money.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:53 PM (mbhDw)

291
Anaheim Mighty Dicks.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:54 PM (mbhDw)

292 USC Trojans

Posted by: Smitty27 at March 17, 2017 04:54 PM (g9d8D)

293 So in Canada. Big news is the FSB (KGB) agent being extradited to the United States for the Yahoo hack. Seems he used phishing. I know we were told that Guccifer hacked Clinton, but perhaps this guy hacked Podesta, who was sucked by phishing

Posted by: ThunderB at March 17, 2017 04:54 PM (KteRa)

294 I liked it better when beaver meant nocturnal semi aquatic rodent, gay mean joyous, light hearted and happy and a rainbow stood for.... a rainbow.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2017 04:54 PM (fDdVG)

295 The High school football team in Aitkin Minnesota are called the Gobblers.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 17, 2017 04:54 PM (XtAzU)

296 Hatch might be a moderate, but he's also the only Republican in Utah that supported Trump unlike Chaffetz, Mike Lee, Mia Love, etc....

That being said McMuffin is definitely a lib, not even a RINO

Posted by: AdorableDeplorableChristi at March 17, 2017 04:54 PM (0WFtY)

297
Minnesota Twins (TWINS!)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:54 PM (mbhDw)

298

Washington Foreskins

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 17, 2017 04:55 PM (lKyWE)

299 The high school team in nearby Eaton, CO, had some SJWs demanding they change their name from the Warriors, or Chiefs, or some other Indian reference.

Lewis and Floorwax suggested the Beavers.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Slainthe! at March 17, 2017 04:55 PM (RwwCT)

300 re 281: rings a bell. One of those names that's almost memorable beecause you can't remember it. Thanks, and good Shabbos from me and the President's daughter.

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at March 17, 2017 04:55 PM (b7fwp)

301 Bald Knob, Arkansas should call their team the Gobblers

Posted by: Ted K. at March 17, 2017 04:55 PM (7RqXg)

302 He's a Romney/Chamber of Commerce stooge. There's the money.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:53 PM (mbhDw)

He's also tight with Bill Wynn, I hear.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Slainthe! at March 17, 2017 04:56 PM (RwwCT)

303 At this point, with his efforts to disrupt our elections and create drama after, maybe he is FSB (KGB)

Posted by: ThunderB at March 17, 2017 04:56 PM (KteRa)

304 298 Washington Foreskins
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 17, 2017 04:55 PM (lKyWE)


Washington Nash Your 'nals.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:56 PM (mbhDw)

305 209 New Orleans has a NBA team?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 17, 2017 04:41 PM (LTHVh)

--The Utah Jazz used to be the New Orleans Jazz. A few years ago the former Charlotte Hornets moved to N.O. and remained the Hornets for a while. A new Charlotte team popped up and was named the Bobcats. A couple of years ago the Hornets became the Pelicans, and the Bobcats became the Hornets again.

Yeah, hard to keep track.

Posted by: Cleveland Steamers at March 17, 2017 04:56 PM (3OqcZ)

306 In the interest of celebrating my white brethren, I just poured a drink. Us whiteys need to stick together. Happy Saint Patrick's Day!

Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2017 04:56 PM (6hoR5)

307 Yeah, but Mormons don't usually back losers. I wonder if this is all Romney money?



Never thought of him as a ventitive asshole, but....

Posted by: Sam at March 17, 2017 04:56 PM (2crW4)

308
New Jersey Fishnets. Okay, now we're getting sloppy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:57 PM (mbhDw)

309 For a guy the MFM insisted was so bright and articulate, it's quite impressive how often TFG wasn't clear the first time.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 17, 2017 04:57 PM (1CroS)

310 >>>I liked it better when beaver meant nocturnal semi aquatic rodent, gay mean joyous, light hearted and happy and a rainbow stood for.... a rainbow.

I liked it better when space docking was something that happened in space.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 17, 2017 04:58 PM (ngBS+)

311 Cleveland Reamers

Posted by: so called Deplorable Ian Galt at March 17, 2017 04:58 PM (8iiMU)

312
The High school football team in Aitkin Minnesota are called the Gobblers.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 17, 2017 04:54 PM (XtAzU)

U.C. Santa Cruz is the Banana Slugs

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 17, 2017 04:58 PM (lKyWE)

313 You know, the day might improve if I was somewhat tipsy.

Posted by: shibumi at March 17, 2017 04:58 PM (FkAXz)

314 I think Utah has gone completely nuts. Too much time on their hands or something.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2017 04:58 PM (6hoR5)

315 Just got a Guinness. Seems appropriate today when I'm at a downtown bar waiting for the game store to start the MtG MM2017 draft tonight.

Shut up. I know I'm a nerd.

Posted by: Joe, living mobile at March 17, 2017 04:58 PM (CB81/)

316 300 re 281: rings a bell. One of those names that's almost memorable beecause you can't remember it. Thanks, and good Shabbos from me and the President's daughter.
Posted by: mallfly suPreme at March 17, 2017 04:55 PM (b7fwp)


Yeah, he kept calling her "Scuz-a-fuvva" or "Scuz-a-muzza." I was peeing myself because he was trying to pretend as if he was honestly trying to pronounce her name.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:58 PM (mbhDw)

317 When I was on my Air Canada flight, my posts disappeared. I thought I was banned. Maybe I was

Posted by: ThunderB at March 17, 2017 04:59 PM (KteRa)

318 Detroit DPs

Posted by: so called Deplorable Ian Galt at March 17, 2017 04:59 PM (8iiMU)

319 It's the Cleveland Streamers...

Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2017 04:59 PM (6hoR5)

320 so called Deplorable Ian Galt: "Milwaukee Bukake"

Nice rhythm and you can dance to it.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 17, 2017 04:59 PM (1CroS)

321 Buena Vista College is the Beavers, and they called their women's teams the Lady Beavers, which seemed redundant.
Posted by: Ted K. at March 17, 2017 04:52 PM (7RqXg)


The University of Oregon is the Beavers in Oregon, and they are about 15 miles up the river from Buena Vista Oregon, which is where one of the last three ferries across the Willamette is.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 17, 2017 05:00 PM (WQX/u)

322 313
You know, the day might improve if I was somewhat tipsy.


Posted by: shibumi at March 17, 2017 04:58 PM (FkAXz)
I just started.

You can catch up.

Posted by: so called Deplorable Ian Galt at March 17, 2017 05:00 PM (8iiMU)

323 Did anyone claim " The Aristocrats"?

Like the Atlanta Aristocrats

Posted by: ThunderB at March 17, 2017 05:00 PM (KteRa)

324 323 Did anyone claim " The Aristocrats"?

Like the Atlanta Aristocrats
Posted by: ThunderB at March 17, 2017 05:00 PM (KteRa)


Me.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 05:00 PM (mbhDw)

325 322
313

You know, the day might improve if I was somewhat tipsy.




Posted by: shibumi at March 17, 2017 04:58 PM (FkAXz)
I just started.

You can catch up.


Posted by: so called Deplorable Ian Galt at March 17, 2017 05:00 PM (8iiMU)

And, did you get the snowstorm/thunderstorm that we did this afternoon?

Posted by: so called Deplorable Ian Galt at March 17, 2017 05:01 PM (8iiMU)

326
Houston Pocket Rockets.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 05:01 PM (mbhDw)

327 Anaheim Anals

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at March 17, 2017 05:01 PM (OVUYQ)

328
Duke Blue Balls.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 05:01 PM (mbhDw)

329 JJ, you're making me nervous.

You're a little too good at this.

Posted by: bluebell at March 17, 2017 05:02 PM (sBOL1)

330 Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 17, 2017 04:58 PM (ngBS+)

I have no idea what "space docking" is other than something related to NASA and space, and I don't want to know.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2017 05:02 PM (fDdVG)

331 "Some reports say that the SS laptop "|loaned" to someone might be in Russian hands now, since a Russian enclave was near by....taking off my tin foil hat now..."

---------

Another Obama legacy, Secret Service that is neither secret nor serving properly.

Posted by: Decaf at March 17, 2017 05:02 PM (Tm3Ti)

332 "Milwaukee Bukake"



Doesn't rhyme.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 17, 2017 05:02 PM (tHwdc)

333 The Phillies farm team in Reading use to be the Reading Phillies but take it now they are the Reading Fightin's

Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2017 05:02 PM (GPaiX)

334 Should've known

Posted by: ThunderB at March 17, 2017 05:02 PM (KteRa)

335 He's also tight with Bill Wynn, I hear.
Tight... IN DAH BUTT

Posted by: Sporkatus at March 17, 2017 05:03 PM (eXSOZ)

336 Yeesh, anybody see Eric Idle's picture over at BB? He looks like a Skeksi.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 17, 2017 05:03 PM (EnKk6)

337 329 JJ, you're making me nervous.

You're a little too good at this.

Posted by: bluebell at March 17, 2017 05:02 PM (sBOL1)


I'm making YOU nervous? Like I always say, I know I'm in trouble when I'm number 1 in weekly posts for a few weeks running.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 05:03 PM (mbhDw)

338 You know, the day might improve if I was somewhat tipsy.






Posted by: shibumi at March 17, 2017 04:58 PM (FkAXz)
I just started.

You can catch up.




Posted by: so called Deplorable Ian Galt at March 17, 2017 05:00 PM (8iiMU)



Yes.I.Can.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 17, 2017 05:03 PM (tHwdc)

339 Doesn't rhyme.




Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 17, 2017 05:02 PM (tHwdc)

It still has a certain rhythm, as mentioned earlier.

Posted by: so called Deplorable Ian Galt at March 17, 2017 05:04 PM (8iiMU)

340 I'm banned on my home server. Like Hillary. Does wonders for keeping the numbers down

Posted by: ThunderB at March 17, 2017 05:04 PM (KteRa)

341 That show "Diesel Brothers" is in Utah, and it's pretty funny.

Posted by: Chris M at March 17, 2017 05:04 PM (eAZVt)

342 333 The Phillies farm team in Reading use to be the Reading Phillies but take it now they are the Reading Fightin's
Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2017 05:02 PM (GPaiX)


Scranton-Wilkes Barre Red Barons too.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 05:04 PM (mbhDw)

343 Thunderb, email Oregon Muse or CBD. They might be able to help you.

Posted by: bluebell at March 17, 2017 05:05 PM (sBOL1)

344 NOOOOOOOOOD

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 17, 2017 05:06 PM (VdICR)

345 now they are the Reading Fightin's
Not to be confused with the Dadgummit Razzafrazzins.

Posted by: Sporkatus at March 17, 2017 05:06 PM (eXSOZ)

346 A thread begins with a candidacy and promptly turns into pornography.

What are the odds?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 17, 2017 05:06 PM (1CroS)

347 It still has a certain rhythm, as mentioned earlier.



Posted by: so called Deplorable Ian Galt at March 17, 2017 05:04 PM (8iiMU)

As a recovering Catholic, I ain't got no rhythm.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 17, 2017 05:07 PM (tHwdc)

348 What are the odds?
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 17, 2017 05:06 PM (1CroS)
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Here?

Posted by: bluebell at March 17, 2017 05:07 PM (sBOL1)

349 "I liked it better when beaver meant nocturnal semi aquatic rodent, gay mean joyous, light hearted and happy and a rainbow stood for.... a rainbow."

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... and a rainbow stood for Noah and The Flood, or even pot of gold in honor of St. Patrick's Day.

Posted by: Decaf at March 17, 2017 05:08 PM (Tm3Ti)

350 Some reports say that the SS laptop "|loaned" to someone might be in Russian hands now, since a Russian enclave was near by....taking off my tin foil hat now...

Posted by: Colin at March 17, 2017 04:43 PM (DLV/d)


I'm betting this is one of the Secret Service agents that loved working for Obama and is also an unfireable Civil Service employee.
Handling National Security information in this manner is totally unacceptable!

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 17, 2017 05:09 PM (gwPgz)

351 As a recovering Catholic, I ain't got no rhythm.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 17, 2017 05:07 PM (tHwdc)

Neither does the Catholic Church. They don't promulgate that method of birth control anymore. There ei something more effective- "Natural family Planning"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2017 05:09 PM (fDdVG)

352 Posted by: Decaf at March 17, 2017 05:08 PM (Tm3Ti)

Yep.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2017 05:09 PM (fDdVG)

353 bluebell: "Here?"

Why would I "joke" about such a thing at "AoSHQ"? This is a "serious military blog".

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 17, 2017 05:10 PM (1CroS)

354 Posted by: ThunderB at March 17, 2017 05:04 PM (KteRa)

I had my Russian comrades hack ipixy. Put a [ I ] at the end of your nic. No, it does not mess up formatting. Rrmove spaces, of course. Three characters in a row.

I could get into why it works, but not gonna.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 17, 2017 05:11 PM (ZFUt7)

355 Why would I "joke" about such a thing at "AoSHQ"? This is a "serious military blog".
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 17, 2017 05:10 PM (1CroS)
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Right. I forgot. My bad.

Posted by: bluebell at March 17, 2017 05:11 PM (sBOL1)

356 "I'm not sure what it says about Trump, but he has the least competent enemies of anyone in politics."

I don't think either party has had any actual "enemies" for a very long time. It was just pro-wrestling matches staged for beltway insiders and folks like us. The nonsense we endured for months about how Trump's campaign was an elaborate fundraising hoax? Pure projection. Just like almost every like of attack since then.

Trump's political opponents are bad actors who've found themselves in an actual combat, and they're scared.

Posted by: GalosGann at March 17, 2017 05:15 PM (md1b/)

357 It seems like the Secret Service agents (some) are good at leaving things in their cars....Living anywhere anymore, you don't!! leave stuff in a car on the seat or wherever.

Posted by: Colin at March 17, 2017 05:15 PM (DLV/d)

358 hey I admit I thought Trump's candidacy was a circus too, up to last March or so. I have been pleasantly surprised so far at the good he's already done

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 17, 2017 05:22 PM (YCuAg)

359 The University of Oregon is the Beavers in Oregon, and they are about 15 miles up the river from Buena Vista Oregon, which is where one of the last three ferries across the Willamette is.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 17, 2017 05:00 PM (WQX/u)


No. The University of Oregon teams are the Ducks. Oregon State is/are the Beavers.

Beavers vs Ducks. What's not to like?

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 17, 2017 05:30 PM (HRSh5)

360 Utah does caucus before primaries and the caucus is where the real action is.
As a GOP precinct officer in salt lake, let me assure you hatch is going whether he wants to or not, and McMullen has no street cred as a Utahn. So we'd better get a better choice!

Posted by: Holly at March 17, 2017 05:59 PM (JUFeh)

361 97
Hatch? Or McMuffin? I think the latter is hoping to be the 21st century Harold Stassen.

... or Pat Paulson

Posted by: undocumented SMOD at March 17, 2017 06:48 PM (e8kgV)

362 Folks in Utah, like both Hatch and Chaffetz just fine, so I'm not particularly concerned.

Since non Utah residents can vote for neither legally, I don't see how it's anyone else's business.

Posted by: Brent at March 17, 2017 06:59 PM (4tvFF)

363 Thanks form Utahsplaining that to us, Mr. one name commentor guy.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at March 17, 2017 10:46 PM (edBdg)

364 a REAL republican Intentionally lower case r) would be mentoring his replacement. THis is a big beef of mine -- these old dog politicians spend their lives killing the bench. It is almost as if they care only about re-election and none about the republic. sarc.

Posted by: sdharms at March 18, 2017 05:48 AM (WTOvj)

365 McDonaldland's got troubles:

MCCheese can't please the base...he'll reconcile on anything...he's got a chesseburger for a f**kin' head

Officer Big Mac has been branded a racist

Birdie's still sellin' cakes but she took Fem Lit in college

Happy Meal Gang Of 8 trying to repackage that same old s**t from the 80's

That's how you get McMuffin making noise in the ball pit

Posted by: Rick at March 18, 2017 07:18 AM (19yF7)

366 You're welcome, Mr Mythical Creature Guy. It helps to inject reality into the conversation, but I guess you wouldn't know anything about that.

Posted by: Brent at March 18, 2017 03:44 PM (4tvFF)

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