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Lulz: Egg-Shaped Progressive Infiltrator Unit Plots Primary Against Republicans Orin hosta or Jason Chaffetz
I'm not a fan of hosta at all, and I have problems with Chaffetz, but the idea that Egg McMuffin is going to do anything against them is... a fundraiser's dream, and I'm pretty sure it's noting but that.
Fundraisers gotta fundraise. And they have to have some product to sell the gullible. Egg McMuffin is apparently that product. Who arrrre the Political Wizards who came up with this genius product?Evan McMullin, a 2016 independent candidate for president, said Friday that he is considering launching a primary bid against either Sen. Orrin hosta, R-Utah, or Rep. Jason Chaffetz, R-Utah, in 2018. McMullin said during an "ask me anything" discussion on Reddit that it is is "likely" that he will run for office again and that it might be in 2018 against one of the two Utah politicians.He does allow that maybe Utah Republicans actually like hosta and Chaffetz, and that could factor into his decision-making. But I gotta think another factor is present too: What his his job now, exactly? I looked on Wikipedia and I can't find any current employment, just his former jobs. Update: Ah, per Wikipedia, his current occupation seems to be...
On January 25, 2017, McMullin announced the formation of Stand Up Republic, a nonpartisan watchdog organization meant to ensure that the Trump administration upholds democracy and tells the truthSo his job is fronting a fundraising group. If his job is now being the (very silly) front man for some former Republican operatives who have need of selling product, my guess is that money needs outweigh any kind abstract questions about whether Republicans actually want a challenger to either of these two guys. I'd like to see hosta primaried, but not by Egg. hosta is getting up there in years. A real Republican should at least begin exploring a challenge just in case hosta decides he's too old for this stuff any more. I would hate to see Egg McMuffin as the only guy who filed papers to mount a run.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 17, 2017 03:59 PM (ELUpj)
Posted by: Golfman at March 17, 2017 03:59 PM (48QDY)
Hatch is getting up there in years. A real Republican should at least begin exploring a challenge just in case Hatch decides he's too old for this stuff any more. I would hate to see Egg McMuffin as the only guy who filed papers to mount a run.
Posted by: Ace at 03:58 PM
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3 man primary.
Hatch, Egg, and real conservative.
Hatch and Egg split moderate vote. Real conservative wins.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 17, 2017 03:59 PM (ELUpj)
Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at March 17, 2017 03:59 PM (Uy8SG)
3 man primary.
Hatch, Egg, and real conservative.
Hatch and Egg split moderate vote. Real conservative wins.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 17, 2017 03:59 PM (ELUpj)
You. I like your thinking.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 17, 2017 04:00 PM (KUaJL)
Yep but Utah is a weird place.
Posted by: Golfman at March 17, 2017 04:01 PM (48QDY)
The GOP is so worthlesss. Their safest states and districts are compromised so as to give us McCains, Grahams, and Eggs.
Plus, there was that Illinois special election for a House seat that went to a democrat's kid, basically, that Ace got up in arms about.
Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at March 17, 2017 04:01 PM (sOknj)
You. I like your thinking.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 17, 2017 04:00 PM (KUaJL)
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I have a newsletter...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 17, 2017 04:01 PM (ELUpj)
Yikes.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2017 04:01 PM (NOIQH)
He should run for rep from Camelot. It is a silly place.
Posted by: pep at March 17, 2017 04:02 PM (LAe3v)
He should run for rep from Camelot. It is a silly place.
Posted by: pep at March 17, 2017 04:02 PM (LAe3v)
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Reference!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 17, 2017 04:02 PM (ELUpj)
Posted by: dirt at March 17, 2017 04:02 PM (LAe3v)
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I think I know of a Maryland District Court judge that is about to order this to be so.
Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at March 17, 2017 04:02 PM (sOknj)
If you haven't already, peruse his Twitter page before answering.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 17, 2017 04:03 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 17, 2017 04:03 PM (mpXpK)
*******
Look, if the GOP doesn't get Egg McMuffin a senate seat STAT, then the moderates will break open each other's brains and feast on the gooey goodness inside.
Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at March 17, 2017 04:03 PM (sOknj)
Posted by: Egg McMuffin, with a dick in his mouth at March 17, 2017 04:03 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 17, 2017 04:03 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: huerfano at March 17, 2017 04:04 PM (jkkMG)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 17, 2017 04:04 PM (fqERy)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 17, 2017 04:04 PM (zc3Db)
This is in the same camp as Chelsea Clinton running for office. The Clinton Inc. product is influence peddling. Someone has to be in office in order for them to have a product and Chelsea it is.
Same here. Bill Kristol (who has lost his damn mind) et al need a product to pitch and for some reason which I have never, ever understood the spokesmodel for that is McMullin.
Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 17, 2017 04:05 PM (mf5HN)
If you haven't already, peruse his Twitter page before answering.
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I'm sorry you are anti-intelligence community but 17 intel agencies have stated (in a secret, unsigned report that only a press release disclosing its alleged contents) that Egg is like Reagan, only Reaganier.
Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at March 17, 2017 04:05 PM (sOknj)
Posted by: DanMan at March 17, 2017 04:05 PM (XTiHL)
I hope that Glenn Beck gets behind Egg McMuffin and gives him every inch of support he can muster.
Birds of a feather.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 17, 2017 04:05 PM (ZFUt7)
******
nothing that some mass, unintegrated illegal immigration won't solve.
Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at March 17, 2017 04:06 PM (sOknj)
I'm sorry you are anti-intelligence community but 17 intel agencies have stated (in a secret, unsigned report that only a press release disclosing its alleged contents) that Egg is like Reagan, only Reaganier.
Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at March 17, 2017 04:05 PM (sOknj)
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"He makes Reagan look like Mao!"
-The New York Times
"Wait...don't we like Mao...?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 17, 2017 04:06 PM (ELUpj)
Posted by: Mia Love at March 17, 2017 04:06 PM (fqERy)
Posted by: JEB! at March 17, 2017 04:06 PM (97XyN)
All the exposure, same pay, none of the responsibility of an actual electee.
Good gig if you can get it.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 17, 2017 04:06 PM (1CroS)
I know that's awesome enough, McMuffin, but I have other, better slogans available for a very reasonable fee.
Contact me!
Posted by: looking to make some cheddar off another loser's campaign at March 17, 2017 04:06 PM (+INtM)
Yikes.
.
.
.If clinton the younger was going to run in 2018 she would have her hat in the ring already to get those sweet campaign $$$ rolling in. Not sure why the left thinks she is their only hope though.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 17, 2017 04:07 PM (le7jz)
Posted by: fixerupper at March 17, 2017 04:07 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: DanMan at March 17, 2017 04:05 PM (XTiHL)
They're getting a little overexcited at the prospect of polygamy coming back soon.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 17, 2017 04:07 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: forest at March 17, 2017 04:07 PM (4ExtI)
Just as a general principle, ALL incumbents should be primaried. By real people, not the usual GOPe strawmen in the primaries.
Also, I'd like a pony and a little tin rocket........
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2017 04:07 PM (XWkhW)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 17, 2017 04:07 PM (le7jz)
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If she's going for a House seat, she could probably raise the necessary dough with a single fundraiser staring her dad.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 17, 2017 04:07 PM (ELUpj)
I hope that Glenn Beck gets behind Egg McMuffin and gives him every inch of support he can muster.
Heh heh. I'll second that.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 17, 2017 04:07 PM (ul9CR)
I hope that Glenn Beck gets behind Egg McMuffin and gives him every inch of support he can muster.
Birds of a feather.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 17, 2017 04:05 PM (ZFUt7)
Hell, Beck should run. That primary would be comedy gold.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 17, 2017 04:08 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 17, 2017 04:03 PM (mpXpK)
Heard Twila Brase use this acronym re: AHCA today.
Repeal In Name Only.
Smart.
Posted by: Golfman at March 17, 2017 04:08 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 17, 2017 04:08 PM (72PAC)
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Mr Magoo vs Egg McMuffin
Posted by: fixerupper at March 17, 2017 04:08 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 17, 2017 04:09 PM (ul9CR)
Also, I'd like a pony and a little tin rocket........
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2017 04:07 PM (XWkhW)
Yup, I'm in the every candidate primaried every time.
I am holding out for a unicorn and one of those Kalishnikov tank drones.
Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 17, 2017 04:09 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Jon Huntsman at March 17, 2017 04:09 PM (fqERy)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 17, 2017 04:09 PM (2qHjF)
Yup, I'm in the every candidate primaried every time.
I am holding out for a unicorn and one of those Kalishnikov tank drones.
Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 17, 2017 04:09 PM (mf5HN)
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I'll just go ahead and sign the papers to primary Mark Sanford right now, then.
I'm sure some nobody carpetbagger like me could make him quake in his boots.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 17, 2017 04:10 PM (ELUpj)
Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 17, 2017 04:09 PM (mf5HN)
Oooo...I don't need a unicorn but a Kalashnikov tank drone? Gimme gimme gimme!
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 17, 2017 04:10 PM (0mRoj)
No. Songs.
Posted by: Vice at March 17, 2017 04:10 PM (97XyN)
Posted by: Jon Huntsman at March 17, 2017 04:09 PM (fqERy)
Egg McMuffin is ridin' dirty!!!
Posted by: Jeremiah Wright at March 17, 2017 04:10 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: McSausage Biscuit at March 17, 2017 04:10 PM (H37nb)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 17, 2017 04:11 PM (zsHGH)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 17, 2017 04:04 PM (zc3Db)
It's also Un-American since it's Canadian Bacon.
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 17, 2017 04:11 PM (n3xLS)
No. Songs.
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The Behive State - Randy Newman
Posted by: fixerupper at March 17, 2017 04:11 PM (8XRCm)
No. Songs.
Huh. And no bands named Utah either.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 17, 2017 04:11 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 17, 2017 04:12 PM (ul9CR)
No. Songs.
Posted by: Vice at March 17, 2017 04:10 PM (97XyN)
They don't need any songs, they've got Keanu Reeves as Johnny Utah.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 17, 2017 04:13 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Jon Huntsman at March 17, 2017 04:13 PM (fqERy)
But maybe it would turn out to be a positive thing because he would destroy the GOPe for good causing a large legitimate third party to form under the Pro and America first banner.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 17, 2017 04:13 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: The Eggplant That Ate Utah at March 17, 2017 04:13 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 17, 2017 04:14 PM (ul9CR)
The website of which is basically a DONATE button.
Posted by: there's also a convenient link on its front page which links back to the front page at March 17, 2017 04:14 PM (+INtM)
)...http://www.onlyinyourstate.com/utah/15-songs-about-ut/
Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2017 04:14 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 17, 2017 04:14 PM (493sH)
He's the Christine O'Donnell of the Rockies.
Posted by: kallisto at March 17, 2017 04:14 PM (nNdYv)
Tim Allen, careful talking about Trump, its like 30's Germany...
Read the article, he is clearly talking about how the LEFT is treating people...
/facepalm....
THIS is how they play Fake News folks...
Posted by: Demolition Man at March 17, 2017 04:14 PM (NgKpN)
There's simply no way in hell that people outside of SL will allow a squish interloper to muscle in on their turf.
Posted by: 13times at March 17, 2017 04:14 PM (WHVu+)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 17, 2017 04:14 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 17, 2017 04:12 PM (ul9CR)
"Provo It All Night"
Bruised SprinkTeen
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:14 PM (mbhDw)
And didn't the Beach Boys have a song about the Salt Lake?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 17, 2017 04:15 PM (zsHGH)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:15 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Bacon McMoofin at March 17, 2017 04:15 PM (fqERy)
Yikes.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2017 04:01 PM (NOIQH)
Heh. Chelsea/McMuffin 2020 because, Why Not?
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 17, 2017 04:15 PM (HRSh5)
Posted by: ThunderB at March 17, 2017 04:16 PM (KteRa)
Posted by: LASue, the most deplorable at March 17, 2017 04:16 PM (CLKfs)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 17, 2017 04:17 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 17, 2017 04:15 PM (HRSh5)
If Chelsea needs a big black dude to give her epipen injections, would he be Chelsea Handler?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:17 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 17, 2017 04:17 PM (ujg0T)
Mike Lee was a jerk to PDT, but he's about as actually conservative as they come.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:18 PM (mbhDw)
Time to change the team's name to "Meh".
The Utah Meh.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 17, 2017 04:18 PM (4AVeu)
Mr Magoo vs Egg McMuffin
Posted by: fixerupper at March 17, 2017 04:08 PM (8XRCm)
You never see "Rover" from "The Prisoner" and Egg McMuffin together. Hmm . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:19 PM (mbhDw)
I wish that place was real.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 17, 2017 04:19 PM (zsHGH)
No it isn't and it's high time we stopped mollycoddling those lumpen brutes to our north. There's no such thing as Canadian Bacon because a piece of round ham is not Bacon no matter what you call it.
Are we afraid of Northern Aggression if we insult their pig-headed notions of pig parts?
Or is it the other way? No one wants to insult the retarded boy so we all coo and say "that's a great finger painting. Using your nose was a great idea!". Does that do retard boy any good?
No. And neither does letting Canada think it has "bacon".
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 17, 2017 04:19 PM (gIRsn)
Posted by: The Sixth Egg Sac, still hidden in AtC's mattress at March 17, 2017 04:19 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 17, 2017 04:19 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: phoenixgirl..spring training at March 17, 2017 04:19 PM (0O7c5)
If we had a smart "right wing conspiracy" we'd run some 3rd party spoilers for people like McCain and Hatch so the Democrat could win.
It's a kamikaze move, but I bet it would scare the shit out of Republicans to start voting like their fundraising letters say they will.
Posted by: Maritime at March 17, 2017 04:20 PM (JnKpU)
Hit the Subway there.... and dang... everyone working there was... WHITE! and like... High School Age...
Its like I was transported back to the 70s!
Posted by: Don Q. at March 17, 2017 04:20 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: phoenixgirl..spring training at March 17, 2017 04:20 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 17, 2017 04:20 PM (IqV8l)
Utah has a basketball team named "Jazz" but there isn't any music about Utah?
Because they were originally the New Orleans Jazz
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 17, 2017 04:20 PM (lKyWE)
Fixed. Let the GOPee squishes go 3rd party themselves into irrelevance, like McMuffin has.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 17, 2017 04:20 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Vice at March 17, 2017 04:20 PM (97XyN)
Don't count your Eggs before they Hatch
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 17, 2017 04:14 PM (493sH)
I'll run.
Posted by: The Chicken at March 17, 2017 04:20 PM (CLKfs)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:20 PM (mbhDw)
This morning, President Trump released a budget blueprint that calls for the elimination of the National Endowment for the Humanities, along with the National Endowment for the Arts, the Department of Education's International Education Programs, the Institute for Museums and Library Services, and the Woodrow Wilson Center for International Scholars.
This is an assault on the humanities research, education, and programming that are essential to the cultivation of our national heritage and civic culture.
Just a thought... but maybe scholars in the humanities should have thought about this *before* they decided to spend 50 years trying to burn down our national heritage and civic culture.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at March 17, 2017 04:21 PM (OVUYQ)
Utah has a basketball team named "Jazz" but there isn't any music about Utah?
Because they were originally the New Orleans Jazz
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 17, 2017 04:20 PM (lKyWE)
The only lakes in or near Los Angeles are dry.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:21 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 17, 2017 04:21 PM (zsHGH)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 17, 2017 04:20 PM (IqV8l)
Hatch? Or McMuffin? I think the latter is hoping to be the 21st century Harold Stassen.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:22 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 17, 2017 04:21 PM (zsHGH)
Orange Alert!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:22 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 17, 2017 04:22 PM (fqERy)
Reminding us of the GOP consultants who created fake Tea Party organizations in order to scam voters out of their charity dollars.
Posted by: pst314 at March 17, 2017 04:23 PM (T4dRn)
Posted by: phoenixgirl..spring training
I sense that you're holding back... How do
you *really* feel?
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 17, 2017 04:23 PM (ZFUt7)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 17, 2017 04:23 PM (VdICR)
If we had a smart "right wing conspiracy" we'd run some 3rd party spoilers for people like McCain and Hatch so the Democrat could win.
It's a kamikaze move, but I bet it would scare the shit out of Republicans to start voting like their fundraising letters say they will.
Posted by: Maritime at March 17, 2017 04:20 PM (JnKpU)
This has been argued before, and I am all for primarying the hell out of McCain and Hatch, but I have yet to see 3rd party candidates who were not jokes. McMuffin being a front and center example.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 17, 2017 04:23 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: The Chicken at March 17, 2017 04:20 PM (CLKfs)
McMuffin would be pre-fucked.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:23 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: John Schindler at March 17, 2017 04:23 PM (FqgrG)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 17, 2017 04:22 PM (fqERy)
Do Canadians call real Bacon... American Bacon?
Posted by: Don Q. at March 17, 2017 04:24 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Jethro Bodine, Double Nought Spy at March 17, 2017 04:24 PM (vtcmf)
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I thought Woodrow Wilson was expelled from all "correct" thinking institutions because of wrong think?
Posted by: Boots at March 17, 2017 04:24 PM (EBwPV)
Hatch? Or McMuffin? I think the latter is hoping to be the 21st century Harold Stassen.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
McMuffin. He may want to be the most liberal Republican senator.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 17, 2017 04:24 PM (IqV8l)
This has been argued before, and I am all for primarying the hell out of McCain and Hatch, but I have yet to see 3rd party candidates who were not jokes. McMuffin being a front and center example.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 17, 2017 04:23 PM (ujg0T)
McMuffin makes Didi Scozzafava (remember her, kids?) look like Barry Goldwater.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:24 PM (mbhDw)
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For all we know he could be a stalking horse for Hatch and Chaffetz. And if not he could still be an unwitting cat's paw for those two by comparing negatively with them.
Mostly he is just an ass.
Posted by: Decaf at March 17, 2017 04:25 PM (Tm3Ti)
McMuffin. He may want to be the most liberal Republican senator.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 17, 2017 04:24 PM (IqV8l)
Liberal Republican is a redundancy.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:25 PM (mbhDw)
How did they take over the pizza toppings? Is this a deep state conspiracy?
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 17, 2017 04:25 PM (n3xLS)
Yes.
Posted by: Jethro Bodine, Double Nought Spy at March 17, 2017 04:24 PM (vtcmf)
/golf clap...
Well played.... well played indeed!
Posted by: Don Q. at March 17, 2017 04:25 PM (NgKpN)
The only lakes in or near Los Angeles are dry.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:21 PM (mbhDw)
The Los Angeles River is a wash thatthe the EPA declared a navigaable waterway
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 17, 2017 04:25 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Jethro Bodine, Double Nought Spy at March 17, 2017 04:24 PM (vtcmf)
that was a great episode
Posted by: phoenixgirl..spring training at March 17, 2017 04:25 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 17, 2017 04:25 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:24 PM (mbhDw)
Holy !!!!! I do remember her.
08, right? I remember that whole thing infuriated me to no end.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 17, 2017 04:26 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: Juan McStain at March 17, 2017 04:26 PM (DMUuz)
Here's Shaun Davey's excellent version of "The Parting Glass" [raises tasty mixed beverage to late grandparents]:
https://youtu.be/xDB87o-njFQ
--and the rest of the wonderful Waking Ned Devine soundtrack (which, by the way, should be in the Moron Movie Hall of Fame):
http://tinyurl.com/lsjdq7t
Posted by: logprof at March 17, 2017 04:26 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: CNN Debate Moderator at March 17, 2017 04:26 PM (fqERy)
How did they take over the pizza toppings? Is this a deep state conspiracy?
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 17, 2017 04:25 PM (n3xLS)
Its all part of the globalist 1 World Government conspiracy...
Posted by: Don Q. at March 17, 2017 04:26 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 17, 2017 04:26 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Curmudgeon
___________
Oh they're definitely jokes, it's just a way for enough conservatives to make a point and show the rest of them we can play chicken also.
My first preference is to beat them in the primary, but let's be honest, people like McCain and Orrin Hatch will be there until they are ready to leave.
I'm just not going go along with "build the dang fence!" type bullshit anymore.
Posted by: Maritime at March 17, 2017 04:26 PM (JnKpU)
Hit the Subway there.... and dang... everyone working there was... WHITE! and like... High School Age...
Its like I was transported back to the 70s!
I've hiked Negro Bill Canyon in the Moab.
It's right there on the signs and everything. He was a black cowboy and a local hero. But still, I was like, would you see this anywhere else?
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 17, 2017 04:26 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: John Schindler at March 17, 2017 04:23 PM (FqgrG)
"Huh? Wha - -?"
- - Charles Peligrosa
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:26 PM (mbhDw)
Please, let us be reasonable and open the border for everyone. Because everyone is a potential American!
Posted by: Egg McMuffin at March 17, 2017 04:26 PM (nGsFZ)
93
BTW, has McMuffin's claim of being a CIA agent ever been confirmed?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:20 PM (mbhDw)
Do a search or Evan McMullin ISIS. The Conservative Tree House has that covered. Also the images don't lie either.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 17, 2017 04:27 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 17, 2017 04:26 PM (IqV8l)
He only wears it for odd jobs, and such.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:27 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 17, 2017 04:27 PM (NFfoo)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 17, 2017 04:27 PM (H5rtT)
I don't know how often work is going to let me just take Friday off to shoot, but I'm going to try to find out.
I did have some case-separation excitement about round 200, so that got the blood flowing I'll tell you what.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 17, 2017 04:27 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 17, 2017 04:04 PM (fqERy)
I believe he's still looking for the right girl. If he gets to the Senate he and Miss Lindsey can double date
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 17, 2017 04:27 PM (493sH)
97 88 Does he want to be the 21st century Lowell Weicker?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 17, 2017 04:20 PM (IqV8l)
Hatch? Or McMuffin? I think the latter is hoping to be the 21st century Harold Stassen.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:22 PM (mbhDw)
Egg McMuffin wants to be the 21st Century Lowell Weicker
He'll settle for Harold Stassen
He gets Pat Paulsen
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2017 04:27 PM (XWkhW)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 17, 2017 04:25 PM (LTHVh)
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Heh.
Believe it or not, he got over 50,000 votes in Virginia.
Weird.
Just plain weird.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 17, 2017 04:28 PM (hCoZK)
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 17, 2017 04:28 PM (n3xLS)
I've calculated the inevitable possibility of McMuffin getting a UT Senate Seat and it's very concerning for Trump. My updated, concerning polls for 2020 are:
Revived Hillary: 99.3%
Trump(f): -69.9%
Egg McMuffin: 0.7%
If this trend holds, Trump is going to have an early night on Tuesday.
Posted by: Davy Veneral (who is especially concerned) at March 17, 2017 04:28 PM (nGsFZ)
organizations in order to scam voters out of their charity dollars.
Are there *any* GOP campaign consultants who aren't out-'n-proud anti-Trumpers?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2017 04:28 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: torquewrench at March 17, 2017 04:28 PM (noWW6)
He gets Pat Paulsen
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2017 04:27 PM (XWkhW)
NESLUAP TAP!!! Wooden nickels!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:28 PM (mbhDw)
They were made in Indiana.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 17, 2017 04:27 PM (H5rtT)
They have a beach named after them.
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 17, 2017 04:29 PM (n3xLS)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 17, 2017 04:29 PM (fqERy)
Posted by: Rick Wilson at March 17, 2017 04:30 PM (FqgrG)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 17, 2017 04:29 PM (faery)
You know something, I believe he did. After he sucked the botox out of Nancy's lip on the couch, that is entirely possible.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:30 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Jeffersonian at March 17, 2017 04:30 PM (+ttLq)
--LMAO
>50% of the electorate don't want to hear the truth Trump delivers.
Posted by: logprof at March 17, 2017 04:30 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 17, 2017 04:25 PM (LTHVh)
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Heh.
Believe it or not, he got over 50,000 votes in Virginia.
Weird.
Just plain weird.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille
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He also cost Trump Minnesota and put Utah in play.
Dipshit got around 20% of the vote there, most states that would easily be enough to throw it to Hillary.
That whole crew came closer than we realize to throwing the election to Hillary.
1% more in the Rust Belt and he would have succeeded.
Posted by: Maritime at March 17, 2017 04:31 PM (JnKpU)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 17, 2017 04:31 PM (LTHVh)
It's right there on the signs and everything. He was a black cowboy and a local hero. But still, I was like, would you see this anywhere else?
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 17, 2017 04:26 PM (ul9CR)
They actually changed that name a few years back... from the OTHER "N" word...
and yes, I know someone who has one of the original signs...
Posted by: Don Q. at March 17, 2017 04:31 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: phoenixgirl..spring training at March 17, 2017 04:31 PM (0O7c5)
Time is NEVER COMING
Posted by: EVLINC! at March 17, 2017 04:31 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 17, 2017 04:31 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: mallfly suPreme at March 17, 2017 04:32 PM (b7fwp)
Posted by: fixerupper at March 17, 2017 04:32 PM (8XRCm)
The Los Angeles River is a wash thatthe the EPA declared a navigaable waterway
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 17, 2017 04:25 PM (lKyWE)
In a Mini or a 50s Hot Rod. With a boat, not so much.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2017 04:32 PM (XWkhW)
Posted by: Cheri at March 17, 2017 04:32 PM (oiNtH)
On North Korea he says "it may be necessary to convert DPRK icbm launch sites to smoking holes"
When personally attacked hes says "Sorry, your corrupt Candidate lost, adults are in charge now"
And in one exchange, in response to " I am Native American, you came illegally to my country set up your homesteads an called it your country."
the SoS says "some land was purchased, some was won in battle, same as everywhere else in the world"
I gotta man crush going.
Posted by: oddnot enjoying #winning still with schadenboner to prove it at March 17, 2017 04:32 PM (g1MTt)
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 17, 2017 04:28 PM (n3xLS)
--Another anachronistic team name?
L.A. Lakers
L.A. Tar Pits would be more appropriate.
Posted by: logprof at March 17, 2017 04:32 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Jeffersonian
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A bunch or Romney backers bankrolled him last time.
These people don't like not calling the shots anymore and are willing to spend money to make examples and show people who's boss.
Posted by: Maritime at March 17, 2017 04:32 PM (JnKpU)
Posted by: Barry White at March 17, 2017 04:32 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2017 04:33 PM (fU1ci)
Posted by: oddnot enjoying #winning still with schadenboner to prove it at March 17, 2017 04:33 PM (g1MTt)
Posted by: Jeb! at March 17, 2017 04:33 PM (wm4/e)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2017 04:32 PM (XWkhW)
Wait until the tsunami, I'll surf down it in pursuit of the President's Black Box.
Posted by: Snake Plissken at March 17, 2017 04:33 PM (nGsFZ)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 17, 2017 04:04 PM (fqERy)
INo ! He as Frank Zappa once famously wrote in a song "Time to Mine the Harbor"
Posted by: EVLINC! at March 17, 2017 04:33 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Kreplach at March 17, 2017 04:34 PM (3Xxpy)
Posted by: DaveA at March 17, 2017 04:34 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2017 04:33 PM (fU1ci)
The Village. He and #2 can hold a helluva joint presser every week.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:35 PM (mbhDw)
158 136 I think the Utah team kept the name because of the proficiency of the people of Utah to do Jazz Hands.
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 17, 2017 04:28 PM (n3xLS)
--Another anachronistic team name?
L.A. Lakers
L.A. Tar Pits would be more appropriate.
Posted by: logprof at March 17, 2017 04:32 PM (GsAUU)
L.A. Jam
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2017 04:35 PM (XWkhW)
Posted by: mallfly suPreme at March 17, 2017 04:35 PM (b7fwp)
Posted by: Beavis at March 17, 2017 04:35 PM (97XyN)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2017 04:32 PM (XWkhW)
Wait until the tsunami, I'll surf down it in pursuit of the President's Black Box.
Posted by: Snake Plissken at March 17, 2017 04:33 PM (nGsFZ)
Thunder Road?
Posted by: Danny Zuko at March 17, 2017 04:36 PM (NgKpN)
Does it have the tiny little Blue CheckMark of Authenticity?
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 17, 2017 04:36 PM (ZFUt7)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 17, 2017 04:36 PM (3NbUO)
Posted by: logprof at March 17, 2017 04:36 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Auntie Doodles at March 17, 2017 04:36 PM (VnNi7)
Fuck that guy.
Posted by: Kreplach at March 17, 2017 04:34 PM (3Xxpy)
Well, ultimately, Milo took out Milo, both in how he phrased his original statement and then how he ex-pologized for it.
But, McMuffin is an unpolished phony turd.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:36 PM (mbhDw)
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In the interests of diversity his nomination must be fast-tracked. Congress is not complete without a gay Mormon.
Posted by: Decaf at March 17, 2017 04:36 PM (Tm3Ti)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 17, 2017 04:36 PM (gA69l)
Posted by: Yo! at March 17, 2017 04:37 PM (GwIKd)
Posted by: Grad School Fool at March 17, 2017 04:37 PM (swEzU)
Posted by: Jingo Unchained! at March 17, 2017 04:37 PM (VFhMt)
L.A, Lakers were originally the Minnesota Lakers
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 17, 2017 04:37 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 17, 2017 04:29 PM (n3xLS)
Indiana Beach or Speakers Beach?
Posted by: Kindltot at March 17, 2017 04:37 PM (WQX/u)
Posted by: logprof at March 17, 2017 04:36 PM (GsAUU)
Can it equal Huxley vs Darwin? That was brutal.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:37 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 17, 2017 04:37 PM (3NbUO)
Glad to see he looks all right.
Posted by: logprof at March 17, 2017 04:38 PM (GsAUU)
L.A, Lakers were originally the Minnesota Lakers
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 17, 2017 04:37 PM (lKyWE)
I wanna say Milwaukee . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:38 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 17, 2017 04:38 PM (fqERy)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2017 04:38 PM (fDdVG)
Wasn't the joke from Baseketball "But jazz is illegal in Utah"?
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2017 04:38 PM (3J/LN)
Around where I live, you can get all the used McDonalds wrappers you would ever want, by picking them up from the side of the road after they've been casually thrown out of car windows. Something I have to do a lot of.
Relative to the number of local fast food outlets that are MCD -- not that many -- they generate a hugely disproportionate percentage of toss trash. It's the patrons.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 17, 2017 04:38 PM (noWW6)
__________________
Tell Paolo where to go and Paolo will go. Paolo is always ready.
Posted by: Paolo at March 17, 2017 04:39 PM (FqgrG)
Looks like McMuffin to me.
Posted by: Jingo Unchained! at March 17, 2017 04:37 PM (VFhMt)
More like Rachel Maddoff's fistula. Not that I'd know. Sort of like an artist's conception.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:39 PM (mbhDw)
Heh.
I hope the Marathoners trample them.
Posted by: LASue, the most deplorable at March 17, 2017 04:39 PM (CLKfs)
Wasn't the joke from Baseketball "But jazz is illegal in Utah"?
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2017 04:38 PM (3J/LN)
Shouldn't it be the Utah Saints and the New Orleans Jazz?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 17, 2017 04:39 PM (EnKk6)
The official Twitter sign of the "elites."
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 17, 2017 04:39 PM (gA69l)
Posted by: Vice at March 17, 2017 04:39 PM (97XyN)
Posted by: Deez Scozzafava's Beans 2020 at March 17, 2017 04:40 PM (2qHjF)
Wasn't the joke from Baseketball "But jazz is illegal in Utah"?
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2017 04:38 PM (3J/LN)
Can you get a coffee or a Pepsi at the concession stand? How do you say "shonder" in Mormonese?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:40 PM (mbhDw)
LOL.
Just the idea that there was law, citizenship, ownership or any other concepts existing without writing or permanent homes ...
Too funny.
But they did have seashells as a sort of proto-money ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 17, 2017 04:40 PM (zc3Db)
Does it have the tiny little Blue CheckMark of Authenticity?
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And does it say "Not Secretary of State of the United States of America" in the bio?
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at March 17, 2017 04:40 PM (OVUYQ)
Posted by: Vice at March 17, 2017 04:39 PM (97XyN)
Cleveland Stomp. For real!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:40 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Vice at March 17, 2017 04:39 PM (97XyN)
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Pistons! *fist pump*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 17, 2017 04:40 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 17, 2017 04:37 PM (lKyWE)
--Which is why the name is anachronistic, like the Utah (formerly New Orleans) Jazz.
Even the Memphis Grizzlies is a little off. They should be the Hound Dogs or something like that. At least the N.O. NBA team became the Pelicans, which is perfect for Louisiana.
Posted by: logprof at March 17, 2017 04:41 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 17, 2017 04:41 PM (LTHVh)
LOL.
Just the idea that there was law, citizenship, ownership or any other concepts existing without writing or permanent homes ...
Too funny.
But they did have seashells as a sort of proto-money ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 17, 2017 04:40 PM (zc3Db)
I was an Iroquois until the Mohicans came and stole MY land.
History is a bitch, yo.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:41 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: so called Deplorable Ian Galt at March 17, 2017 04:41 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 17, 2017 04:41 PM (LTHVh)
I wanna say Milwaukee . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:38 PM (mbhDw)
Minneapolis
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 17, 2017 04:42 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Vice at March 17, 2017 04:39 PM (97XyN)
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Pistons! *fist pump*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 17, 2017 04:40 PM (EnKk6)
76ers! Wait, FortyNiners! 69ers!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:42 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Yo! at March 17, 2017 04:42 PM (GwIKd)
Posted by: Fritz at March 17, 2017 04:43 PM (YAPkP)
Posted by: Vice at March 17, 2017 04:43 PM (97XyN)
Posted by: Cleveland Steamers at March 17, 2017 04:43 PM (GsAUU)
It would be confusing if every team were called "Missionaries".
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 17, 2017 04:43 PM (gIRsn)
Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 17, 2017 04:43 PM (mf5HN)
That doesn't mean, however, each won't part some fools with their money.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 17, 2017 04:43 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: Colin at March 17, 2017 04:43 PM (DLV/d)
Dallas Reverse Cowgirls?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:43 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 17, 2017 04:43 PM (n3xLS)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 17, 2017 04:43 PM (LTHVh)
Detroit Rusty Trombones.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:44 PM (mbhDw)
The Boston ARISTOCRATS!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:44 PM (mbhDw)
1960s TV Batman had smarter enemies.
Posted by: Ted K. at March 17, 2017 04:44 PM (7RqXg)
Posted by: Yo! at March 17, 2017 04:44 PM (GwIKd)
Posted by: Steely McBeam at March 17, 2017 04:44 PM (OVUYQ)
Jersey Genitals, er, Generals.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:44 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 17, 2017 04:41 PM (LTHVh)
Pelicans
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 17, 2017 04:44 PM (n3xLS)
Boston Jerk Socks
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2017 04:44 PM (XWkhW)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:45 PM (mbhDw)
THE Rick Wilson hardest hit.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 17, 2017 04:45 PM (gA69l)
actually that is some good the LDS in particular did, trying to help the local Indian tribes like the pah-Ute. it didn't always work but at least the Mormons tried.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 17, 2017 04:45 PM (3NbUO)
Boston Jerk Socks
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2017 04:44 PM (XWkhW)
WHITE Socks. Eww.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:45 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at March 17, 2017 04:45 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 17, 2017 04:45 PM (qXFhJ)
We posed for pics by the new sign.
It's the home of America's 6th longest natural stone bridge!
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 17, 2017 04:45 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 17, 2017 04:40 PM (zc3Db)
Hey! Dentalia has VALUE Boston-Man!
Posted by: Kalapooia, Chinooks and Clatsops at March 17, 2017 04:45 PM (WQX/u)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 17, 2017 04:46 PM (EnKk6)
Golden Showers State Warriors.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:46 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at March 17, 2017 04:46 PM (OVUYQ)
L.A. Clippers
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at March 17, 2017 04:46 PM (XWkhW)
LA street closures this weekend for a "March Against Hateful Borders."
Sponsored by Mom and Pop bookstore.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 17, 2017 04:46 PM (IqV8l)
Yeah, the Comanche were the Mongols of the New World.
Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at March 17, 2017 04:46 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: so called Deplorable Ian Galt at March 17, 2017 04:46 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2017 04:33 PM (fU1ci)
Fascinating fact: The United States has never had diplomatic relations with North Korea. Limited consular matters have been handled by an American Interestes Section in the Swedish embassy, of all places!
Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 17, 2017 04:47 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 17, 2017 04:47 PM (EnKk6)
Cleveland Brown Showers.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:47 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 17, 2017 04:47 PM (n3xLS)
History is a bitch, yo.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:41 PM (mbhDw)
The late, lamented BFF was Mohawk. Whenever people would start up about blah blah blah the peaceful First Nations blah blah blah she would be all I'm Mohawk. We cut your scalps off for fun.
Posted by: alexthechick - rrraaawwwrrr at March 17, 2017 04:47 PM (mf5HN)
You don't hear us running around all over the Internet complaining about it.
Posted by: Pleistocene Megafauna at March 17, 2017 04:47 PM (VFhMt)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 17, 2017 04:47 PM (3NbUO)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 17, 2017 04:47 PM (LTHVh)
Heh.
I hope the Marathoners trample them.
Posted by: LASue, the most deplorable at March 17, 2017 04:39 PM (CLKfs)
Oh those damn hateful borders. They're just as bad as locked doors. I'm sure the marchers leave their doors at home open all the time so people can come and go as freely as they want to
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 17, 2017 04:47 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 17, 2017 04:47 PM (3NbUO)
Philadelphia Spread Eagles.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:47 PM (mbhDw)
Or the N.O. Vomit during Lent season.
Or, more celebratory, the N.O. Beads.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 17, 2017 04:47 PM (1CroS)
Whew, just had to get that off the ol' gut.
Posted by: MSTisdale at March 17, 2017 04:48 PM (g9d8D)
Posted by: mallfly suPreme at March 17, 2017 04:48 PM (b7fwp)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 17, 2017 04:48 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 17, 2017 04:48 PM (IqV8l)
Green Bay Fudge Packers
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2017 04:48 PM (XWkhW)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 17, 2017 04:48 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Paolo at March 17, 2017 04:48 PM (FqgrG)
Oregon Beavers. Really.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:48 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 17, 2017 04:49 PM (HRSh5)
Does it have the tiny little Blue CheckMark of Authenticity?SORRY. Parody account. i thought I saw the blue thingy but I did not. I'm going away for a while. ~slapping self~
Posted by: oddnot enjoying #winning still with schadenboner to prove it at March 17, 2017 04:49 PM (g1MTt)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 17, 2017 04:49 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at March 17, 2017 04:49 PM (OVUYQ)
Green Bay Fudge Packers
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2017 04:48 PM (XWkhW)
Golf clap.
263 Dallas Reverse Cowgirls
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 17, 2017 04:48 PM (ul9CR)
Beat you to it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:49 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: mallfly suPreme at March 17, 2017 04:49 PM (b7fwp)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:45 PM (mbhDw)
The Chicago White Sox will have to change their name. I mean it's just full of white privilege and nationalism
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 17, 2017 04:49 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Ted K. at March 17, 2017 04:50 PM (7RqXg)
Posted by: Emma Watson at March 17, 2017 04:50 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:48 PM (mbhDw)
True! I know many Beaver fans.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 17, 2017 04:50 PM (HRSh5)
Seattle Chicken Hawks
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2017 04:50 PM (XWkhW)
*sulks*
Posted by: fixerupper
Some people can tell a joke, some can't.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 17, 2017 04:50 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 17, 2017 04:50 PM (HRSh5)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 17, 2017 04:51 PM (XtAzU)
Posted by: so called Deplorable Ian Galt at March 17, 2017 04:51 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: mallfly suPreme at March 17, 2017 04:48 PM (b7fwp)
Didi Scozzafava ran as a phony conservative in upstate New York to prevent a real Tea Party outsider (forgot his name, can you believe it?) from beating a very beatable and vulnerable Democrat.
Either the GOP-e or the Democrats or both colluded to run her. I want to say 2010 midterms. Rush was intentionally butchering her name and was a red C hair's breath away from calling her "Schifozza." It was priceless. Alas, she either won or allowed the Democrat to win.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:52 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Ted K. at March 17, 2017 04:52 PM (7RqXg)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2017 04:52 PM (fDdVG)
These people don't like not calling the shots anymore and are willing to spend money to make examples and show people who's boss."
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Then I hope they have as much success with this guy as they had with Romney.
Posted by: Decaf at March 17, 2017 04:52 PM (Tm3Ti)
How does a failed Mormon straw man still raise money.
Are that many stupid fucking people in Utah?
Posted by: Sam at March 17, 2017 04:52 PM (2crW4)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2017 04:52 PM (6hoR5)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:48 PM (mbhDw)
True! I know many Beaver fans.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 17, 2017 04:50 PM (HRSh5)
I love beavers. Wait, I amend my post to the Oregon SPLIT Beavers.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:52 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 17, 2017 04:53 PM (1CroS)
San Jose Mud Sharks
Posted by: Jimmy Page at March 17, 2017 04:53 PM (XWkhW)
How does a failed Mormon straw man still raise money.
Are that many stupid fucking people in Utah?
Posted by: Sam at March 17, 2017 04:52 PM (2crW4)
He's a Romney/Chamber of Commerce stooge. There's the money.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:53 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:54 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Smitty27 at March 17, 2017 04:54 PM (g9d8D)
Posted by: ThunderB at March 17, 2017 04:54 PM (KteRa)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2017 04:54 PM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 17, 2017 04:54 PM (XtAzU)
That being said McMuffin is definitely a lib, not even a RINO
Posted by: AdorableDeplorableChristi at March 17, 2017 04:54 PM (0WFtY)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:54 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 17, 2017 04:55 PM (lKyWE)
Lewis and Floorwax suggested the Beavers.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Slainthe! at March 17, 2017 04:55 PM (RwwCT)
Posted by: mallfly suPreme at March 17, 2017 04:55 PM (b7fwp)
Posted by: Ted K. at March 17, 2017 04:55 PM (7RqXg)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:53 PM (mbhDw)
He's also tight with Bill Wynn, I hear.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Slainthe! at March 17, 2017 04:56 PM (RwwCT)
Posted by: ThunderB at March 17, 2017 04:56 PM (KteRa)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 17, 2017 04:55 PM (lKyWE)
Washington Nash Your 'nals.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:56 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 17, 2017 04:41 PM (LTHVh)
--The Utah Jazz used to be the New Orleans Jazz. A few years ago the former Charlotte Hornets moved to N.O. and remained the Hornets for a while. A new Charlotte team popped up and was named the Bobcats. A couple of years ago the Hornets became the Pelicans, and the Bobcats became the Hornets again.
Yeah, hard to keep track.
Posted by: Cleveland Steamers at March 17, 2017 04:56 PM (3OqcZ)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2017 04:56 PM (6hoR5)
Never thought of him as a ventitive asshole, but....
Posted by: Sam at March 17, 2017 04:56 PM (2crW4)
New Jersey Fishnets. Okay, now we're getting sloppy.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:57 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 17, 2017 04:57 PM (1CroS)
I liked it better when space docking was something that happened in space.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 17, 2017 04:58 PM (ngBS+)
Posted by: so called Deplorable Ian Galt at March 17, 2017 04:58 PM (8iiMU)
The High school football team in Aitkin Minnesota are called the Gobblers.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 17, 2017 04:54 PM (XtAzU)
U.C. Santa Cruz is the Banana Slugs
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 17, 2017 04:58 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: shibumi at March 17, 2017 04:58 PM (FkAXz)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2017 04:58 PM (6hoR5)
Shut up. I know I'm a nerd.
Posted by: Joe, living mobile at March 17, 2017 04:58 PM (CB81/)
Posted by: mallfly suPreme at March 17, 2017 04:55 PM (b7fwp)
Yeah, he kept calling her "Scuz-a-fuvva" or "Scuz-a-muzza." I was peeing myself because he was trying to pretend as if he was honestly trying to pronounce her name.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 04:58 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: ThunderB at March 17, 2017 04:59 PM (KteRa)
Posted by: so called Deplorable Ian Galt at March 17, 2017 04:59 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2017 04:59 PM (6hoR5)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 17, 2017 04:59 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: Ted K. at March 17, 2017 04:52 PM (7RqXg)
The University of Oregon is the Beavers in Oregon, and they are about 15 miles up the river from Buena Vista Oregon, which is where one of the last three ferries across the Willamette is.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 17, 2017 05:00 PM (WQX/u)
You know, the day might improve if I was somewhat tipsy.
Posted by: shibumi at March 17, 2017 04:58 PM (FkAXz)
I just started.
You can catch up.
Posted by: so called Deplorable Ian Galt at March 17, 2017 05:00 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: ThunderB at March 17, 2017 05:00 PM (KteRa)
Like the Atlanta Aristocrats
Posted by: ThunderB at March 17, 2017 05:00 PM (KteRa)
Me.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 05:00 PM (mbhDw)
313
You know, the day might improve if I was somewhat tipsy.
Posted by: shibumi at March 17, 2017 04:58 PM (FkAXz)
I just started.
You can catch up.
Posted by: so called Deplorable Ian Galt at March 17, 2017 05:00 PM (8iiMU)
And, did you get the snowstorm/thunderstorm that we did this afternoon?
Posted by: so called Deplorable Ian Galt at March 17, 2017 05:01 PM (8iiMU)
Houston Pocket Rockets.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 05:01 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at March 17, 2017 05:01 PM (OVUYQ)
Duke Blue Balls.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 05:01 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: bluebell at March 17, 2017 05:02 PM (sBOL1)
I have no idea what "space docking" is other than something related to NASA and space, and I don't want to know.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2017 05:02 PM (fDdVG)
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Another Obama legacy, Secret Service that is neither secret nor serving properly.
Posted by: Decaf at March 17, 2017 05:02 PM (Tm3Ti)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 17, 2017 05:02 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2017 05:02 PM (GPaiX)
Posted by: ThunderB at March 17, 2017 05:02 PM (KteRa)
Tight... IN DAH BUTT
Posted by: Sporkatus at March 17, 2017 05:03 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 17, 2017 05:03 PM (EnKk6)
You're a little too good at this.
Posted by: bluebell at March 17, 2017 05:02 PM (sBOL1)
I'm making YOU nervous? Like I always say, I know I'm in trouble when I'm number 1 in weekly posts for a few weeks running.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 05:03 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: shibumi at March 17, 2017 04:58 PM (FkAXz)
I just started.
You can catch up.
Posted by: so called Deplorable Ian Galt at March 17, 2017 05:00 PM (8iiMU)
Yes.I.Can.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 17, 2017 05:03 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 17, 2017 05:02 PM (tHwdc)
It still has a certain rhythm, as mentioned earlier.
Posted by: so called Deplorable Ian Galt at March 17, 2017 05:04 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: ThunderB at March 17, 2017 05:04 PM (KteRa)
Posted by: Chris M at March 17, 2017 05:04 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2017 05:02 PM (GPaiX)
Scranton-Wilkes Barre Red Barons too.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2017 05:04 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: bluebell at March 17, 2017 05:05 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 17, 2017 05:06 PM (VdICR)
Not to be confused with the Dadgummit Razzafrazzins.
Posted by: Sporkatus at March 17, 2017 05:06 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 17, 2017 05:06 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: so called Deplorable Ian Galt at March 17, 2017 05:04 PM (8iiMU)
As a recovering Catholic, I ain't got no rhythm.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 17, 2017 05:07 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: bluebell at March 17, 2017 05:07 PM (sBOL1)
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... and a rainbow stood for Noah and The Flood, or even pot of gold in honor of St. Patrick's Day.
Posted by: Decaf at March 17, 2017 05:08 PM (Tm3Ti)
Posted by: Colin at March 17, 2017 04:43 PM (DLV/d)
I'm betting this is one of the Secret Service agents that loved working for Obama and is also an unfireable Civil Service employee.
Handling National Security information in this manner is totally unacceptable!
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 17, 2017 05:09 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 17, 2017 05:07 PM (tHwdc)
Neither does the Catholic Church. They don't promulgate that method of birth control anymore. There ei something more effective- "Natural family Planning"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2017 05:09 PM (fDdVG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2017 05:09 PM (fDdVG)
Why would I "joke" about such a thing at "AoSHQ"? This is a "serious military blog".
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 17, 2017 05:10 PM (1CroS)
I had my Russian comrades hack ipixy. Put a [ I ] at the end of your nic. No, it does not mess up formatting. Rrmove spaces, of course. Three characters in a row.
I could get into why it works, but not gonna.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 17, 2017 05:11 PM (ZFUt7)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 17, 2017 05:10 PM (1CroS)
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Right. I forgot. My bad.
Posted by: bluebell at March 17, 2017 05:11 PM (sBOL1)
I don't think either party has had any actual "enemies" for a very long time. It was just pro-wrestling matches staged for beltway insiders and folks like us. The nonsense we endured for months about how Trump's campaign was an elaborate fundraising hoax? Pure projection. Just like almost every like of attack since then.
Trump's political opponents are bad actors who've found themselves in an actual combat, and they're scared.
Posted by: GalosGann at March 17, 2017 05:15 PM (md1b/)
Posted by: Colin at March 17, 2017 05:15 PM (DLV/d)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 17, 2017 05:22 PM (YCuAg)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 17, 2017 05:00 PM (WQX/u)
No. The University of Oregon teams are the Ducks. Oregon State is/are the Beavers.
Beavers vs Ducks. What's not to like?
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 17, 2017 05:30 PM (HRSh5)
As a GOP precinct officer in salt lake, let me assure you hatch is going whether he wants to or not, and McMullen has no street cred as a Utahn. So we'd better get a better choice!
Posted by: Holly at March 17, 2017 05:59 PM (JUFeh)
Hatch? Or McMuffin? I think the latter is hoping to be the 21st century Harold Stassen.
... or Pat Paulson
Posted by: undocumented SMOD at March 17, 2017 06:48 PM (e8kgV)
Since non Utah residents can vote for neither legally, I don't see how it's anyone else's business.
Posted by: Brent at March 17, 2017 06:59 PM (4tvFF)
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at March 17, 2017 10:46 PM (edBdg)
Posted by: sdharms at March 18, 2017 05:48 AM (WTOvj)
MCCheese can't please the base...he'll reconcile on anything...he's got a chesseburger for a f**kin' head
Officer Big Mac has been branded a racist
Birdie's still sellin' cakes but she took Fem Lit in college
Happy Meal Gang Of 8 trying to repackage that same old s**t from the 80's
That's how you get McMuffin making noise in the ball pit
Posted by: Rick at March 18, 2017 07:18 AM (19yF7)
Posted by: Brent at March 18, 2017 03:44 PM (4tvFF)
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