Once Again, The Elites Are Thinking For Us: Weather Service Chose Not to Tell Us The Truth, Becaue We Is Too Stupid!

Ah...the joy of being treated like a simpleton who can't tie his own shoes and needs help crossing the street. Weather Service decided last minute not to cut snow forecast, because we are just too damned dense to process complex ideas like the amount of snowfall predicted by our betters in government.

I don't know about you folks, but if they had reduced the predicted snowfall amounts to the latest and most accurate estimate, I would have thrown my windows open and gone skinny dipping. Luckily my betters at the National Weather Service took care of that possibility.

I wonder whether those arrogant, elitist pricks realized that millions of people made decisions; financial, personal, and business decisions based on their predictions. And they were wrong, but in their hubris decided that we simply didn't have the capacity to change our behavior based on new information. Never mind that their forecasts were constantly changing, and the one thing they are supposedly good at, they got wrong!

So they don't have the scientific and intellectual competence to correctly predict the weather, but they do have the intelligence and wisdom to decide for us what to do?

Really?

Posted by: CBD at 07:49 PM

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1 Rachel Maddow has Trumps tax returns.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 14, 2017 07:43 PM (U6f54)

2 The science is settled!

Posted by: Chris M at March 14, 2017 07:44 PM (6RZos)

3 What is shoes? Ain't got no shoes. But I'll fight to the death for you're right to disregard the weatherman on your TV. Global warming is a fact. Just like the rest of the facts that get made-up every day. Why bother questioning things, when you will be banned for espousing violence instead of subservience. But, that's wrong and just a joke. haha.

Posted by: goon at March 14, 2017 07:45 PM (EaQ6/)

4 1 Rachel Maddow has Trumps tax returns.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 14, 2017 07:43 PM (U6f54)

My Give-a-Shitometer is barely registering a blip. Honestly, if Donald Trump had ever done anything illegal, I would think the IRS and NY AG would have gone after him ages ago.

Nothingburger with cheese.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 14, 2017 07:45 PM (mbhDw)

5 If we told people what the actual data is, they wouldn't believe all the expensive research we are paid to make!

Posted by: Michael Man at March 14, 2017 07:46 PM (rUIbB)

6 Ah...the joy of being treated like a simpleton who can't tie his own shoes and needs help crossing the street.
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Or, as they are more popularly known, Yankees fans.

Posted by: bluebell at March 14, 2017 07:46 PM (sBOL1)

7 I knew it. This is just one step closer to proving that the Weather Service is in the pocket of Big Grocery Stores. Surplus of Bread and Milk? Call the Weather Service and issue a Winter Storm Warning. Predict lots of snow and ice.

The truth is out there.

Posted by: Picric at March 14, 2017 07:46 PM (s0VSd)

8 In other words, Monday.

Seriously, the NWS almost ALWAYS over-estimates how bad a storm is going to be.

They don't seem to have ever heard of the fable of the boy who cried "wolf."

Posted by: filbert at March 14, 2017 07:46 PM (s5o+q)

9 It's seven inches, I swear!

Posted by: Weather Service "Man" at March 14, 2017 07:46 PM (jwxZQ)

10 Rachel Maddow has Trumps tax returns.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 14, 2017 07:43 PM (U6f54)

It's going to be an early night

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 14, 2017 07:47 PM (auHtY)

11
Also, professional politicians are eager to release their tax returns because they hide all their lucre offshore. Anyone else takes every damn deduction and loss they can.

It LOOKS greedy, but it's totally legit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 14, 2017 07:48 PM (mbhDw)

12 So how did she get the tax returns?
Totally legitimate and legal sources, I'm sure.

Posted by: wooga at March 14, 2017 07:49 PM (jwxZQ)

13 Uh.... 85 degrees here... went swimming earlier...

Calif. DOES have a few good points...

Posted by: Don Q. at March 14, 2017 07:49 PM (NgKpN)

14 97% of Climatologists agreed with the forecast.

Posted by: Afroman at March 14, 2017 07:49 PM (TmvYp)

15 13 Uh.... 85 degrees here... went swimming earlier...

Calif. DOES have a few good points...
Posted by: Don Q. at March 14, 2017 07:49 PM (NgKpN)

Point Dume, mostly.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 14, 2017 07:50 PM (mbhDw)

16 the joke's on them - I just assume they are all idiots that need to be fired anyway.

To find out that they actually know better than they say, well, ... fool or knave makes no difference. they gotta go.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 14, 2017 07:50 PM (LWu6U)

17 1 Rachel Maddow has Trumps tax returns.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 14, 2017 07:43 PM (U6f54)

And is thus complicit in a crime...

And NOT being a Clinton, may actually get prosecuted.

Posted by: Don Q. at March 14, 2017 07:50 PM (NgKpN)

18 If that Maddow guy really has his tax returns, maybe this will get PDT to finally fire Koskinen.

Posted by: Flyboy at March 14, 2017 07:50 PM (0NeDf)

19 Then they wonder why their budget is going to be cut

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 14, 2017 07:51 PM (voOPb)

20 Thirty days of supplies means never having to give a shit.

Just saying.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 14, 2017 07:51 PM (8lbvK)

21 >>Calif. DOES have a few good points...

Points all her own sitting way up high...

Posted by: Bob Seger at March 14, 2017 07:51 PM (/Nite)

22 The Left sucks. Really. Trump is less than three months in office, and he is fighting the whole world. I am exhausted for him.

Posted by: Jmel at March 14, 2017 07:51 PM (dnXgM)

23 So someone refresh my memory, wad it one or two threads back we were discussing "things the government does not need to do"?

Cause if all they do is lie and be wrong, what's the point ?

Posted by: tbodie at March 14, 2017 07:52 PM (v0qEa)

24 Ohh, the emperor has wonderful new clothes! LMAO!

Posted by: Locke Common at March 14, 2017 07:52 PM (5Fa12)

25 Trump has rachell modow's tax returns now.

Really, who but the usual suspects gives a frig. If anything was wrong with them, the IRS would have been all over it.

I think the most damning tax return was bill and hillary's, who paid no tax because they donated so much money to a "charity" that I'm sure nobody here would ever guess the identity of.

Posted by: Subterranean JT at March 14, 2017 07:53 PM (qG0hz)

26 Posted by: bluebell at March 14, 2017 07:46 PM (sBOL1)

Touch�

Bluebell 1
CBD. 0

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 14, 2017 07:53 PM (voOPb)

27 Toothless meth heads

Posted by: Mark Steyn at March 14, 2017 07:53 PM (78AhA)

28 If that Maddow guy really has his tax returns, maybe this will get PDT to finally fire Koskinen.

Fire? Yeah, with real flames, I'd hope.

That scum should have been dangling over some intersection in DC a month ago.

Posted by: JEM at March 14, 2017 07:53 PM (TppKb)

29 Anyone else takes every damn deduction and loss they can.
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Yeah, this is a dumb thing for them to be obsessing over.

Who on Earth pays more taxes than they have to? And Trump's a Republican now, anyway, so he's not even supposed to like taxes. Just a weak effort. Sad!

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at March 14, 2017 07:53 PM (PXbkt)

30 There will be 18 inches of white privilege overnight, accompanied by gale-force bigotry. Snowflakes are advised to shelter in place.

Posted by: The National Weather Service at March 14, 2017 07:54 PM (Tyii7)

31 I would rather nuke Kim, and save the survivors, than chase fucking asshole African pirates around, while making eight or nine or ten deckhands something that I should worry about. Were they all stupid or just drunk? How can you let those guys take your ship from you? Forget'em. They get paid just the same as thought they were doing their stinking jobs. They should have fought to the last man, and then we would stand by them. As it is, they gave nothing and so they shall receive. Don't fall into this media trap, Donald, let'em die. They all hate us anyway.

Posted by: goon at March 14, 2017 07:54 PM (EaQ6/)

32
1 Rachel Maddow has Trumps tax returns.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 14, 2017 07:43 PM (U6f54)

So what. Big deal.

Arrest her. Accessory after the fact to release of protected information.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 14, 2017 07:54 PM (v1g1+)

33 As for Madcow, prosecute her ass if Trump did not authorize the release.

Posted by: Locke Common at March 14, 2017 07:54 PM (5Fa12)

34
Rachel Maddow has Trumps tax returns.
Posted by: Les Kinetic

Does she have Obama's college transcripts?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 14, 2017 07:55 PM (IqV8l)

35 We had mostly ice here and the office opened three hours late. I went in at my usual time to avoid the idiots who like to crash their cars on the way to work.

Posted by: Weasel at March 14, 2017 07:55 PM (Sfs6o)

36 34
Rachel Maddow has Trumps tax returns.
Posted by: Les Kinetic

Does she have Obama's college transcripts?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 14, 2017 07:55 PM (IqV8l)
That's what I'd really like to see.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 14, 2017 07:56 PM (u8Ywb)

37 Rachel Maddow has Trumps tax returns.
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Well you just give those back immediately young man!

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 14, 2017 07:56 PM (78AhA)

38 Bite my shiny frosty ass, Weather Service.

Posted by: Snow Miser at March 14, 2017 07:56 PM (XQcoc)

39
All of you are On Notice for FNN, Failure to Nood Notify

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 14, 2017 07:56 PM (BJR66)

40 Down here in Savannah, it's down near freezing tonight, and will be down in the 20's tomorrow night.

So, bye-bye all the azaleas coming into full bloom, the dogwood trees, etc.

Going to be a vewwy vewwy cold St. Patrick's Day start.

Whatev.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2017 07:56 PM (PY9jH)

41 I wonder whether those arrogant, elitist pricks realized that millions of people made decisions; financial, personal, and business decisions based on their predictions.

No reasonable person listens to the weather predictions. They're almost always wrong. You look at the radar animation and guess for yourself what's going to happen. It isn't hard to have a better record than the professional forecasters - partly because of what we had here, where they refused to update their own forecast because it wasn't scary enough.

Friggin losers. If it weren't for big tits there wouldn't be any reason to have a weather "forecast" on TV or anywhere else.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 14, 2017 07:56 PM (zc3Db)

42 So they f-up a 48 hour forecast but they are certain that climate change will kill us in 50 - 1000 years. Right. Who's the moron?

Posted by: Bill at March 14, 2017 07:56 PM (0qdoL)

43 Ah...the joy of being treated like a simpleton who can't tie his own shoes and needs help crossing the street...
because we are just too damned dense to process complex ideas like the
amount of snowfall predicted by our betters in government.

The fact is that there are plenty of lackwits out there who DO lack the capacity to respond properly to a weather emergency. Examples include people who drive through moving water, and those who decide they're just going to weather the hurricane in place, because they've seen lots of them before.

It's a separate question whether or not we should just let nature take its course and cull the herd.

Posted by: pep at March 14, 2017 07:57 PM (LAe3v)

44
I don't get it.

Put this in the simplest terms so that even a child like myself can I understand it, please?

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 14, 2017 07:57 PM (BJR66)

45
I knew it. This is just one step closer to proving that the Weather Service is in the pocket of Big Grocery Stores. Surplus of Bread and Milk? Call the Weather Service and issue a Winter Storm Warning. Predict lots of snow and ice.

The truth is out there.
Posted by: Picric

Why don't they quadruple the price, too?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 14, 2017 07:57 PM (IqV8l)

46 So, which weasel in the IRS gave Rachel Madcow Trump's returns?

And why does Koskinen still have a job?

The Golden Scalp Weasel needs to delouse agency.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2017 07:57 PM (PY9jH)

47 22
The Left sucks. Really. Trump is less than three months in office, and he is fighting the whole world. I am exhausted for him.

Posted by: Jmel at March 14, 2017 07:51 PM (dnXgM)--------------------------------------------------------------------
The pace, though I agree with the efforts, frighten me. Hope he lasts.

Posted by: Javems at March 14, 2017 07:57 PM (yOqwj)

48
I think the most damning tax return was bill and hillary's, who paid no tax because they donated so much money to a "charity" that I'm sure nobody here would ever guess the identity of.

That and the one where they took a write off for donating their used underway to charity, which charities disallow. Trailer trash grifters gonna grift...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 14, 2017 07:58 PM (v1g1+)

49
Am I to understand that the US govt is now doing to weather data what they do to unemployment data, i.e. "seasonally adjust" it?

Posted by: iSoothsayer iPro iLX at March 14, 2017 07:58 PM (BJR66)

50 Geraldo called.
He offered to let Maddow do the Big Reveal in Capone's vault.

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 14, 2017 07:58 PM (78AhA)

51 And, BTW, it should be noted that the weather douchebags have been running these "killer storm of the millenium" bullshit warnings almost monthly for the past so many years. They're in a competition with the "bird flu is going to kill everyone!!! TOMORROW!!!!" people.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 14, 2017 07:58 PM (zc3Db)

52 This, and much of what else the government does, is meant to "protect" the people who can't be trusted to tie their own shoes. Everyone else suffers through the paternalism due to this justification.

Knowing this, what's truly amazing is how many otherwise competent people continue to put their abject trust in the utterings of government organs. We're being manipulated, as a people, all the time, so that our rulers can govern our behavior. We should not put our abject trust in them. Any of them.

Posted by: Revenant at March 14, 2017 07:58 PM (ER4LC)

53 Bluebell 1
CBD. 0
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 14, 2017 07:53 PM (voOPb)
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*curtsies*

Posted by: bluebell at March 14, 2017 07:58 PM (sBOL1)

54
This is just one step closer to proving that the Weather Service is
in the pocket of Big Grocery Stores. Surplus of Bread and Milk?

Yup, the weather guys work for Big Loaf.

Posted by: pep at March 14, 2017 07:59 PM (LAe3v)

55 So the country isn't buried under twenty feet of snow? I am going to have to take down the hurricane panels and check this out...

...

...

...

Damn. It is 75 degrees outside.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 14, 2017 07:59 PM (P/kVC)

56 So they f-up a 48 hour forecast but they are certain that climate change will kill us in 50 - 1000 years. Right. Who's the moron?
Posted by: Bill at March 14, 2017 07:56 PM (0qdoL)

Models. Fluidity. Yadda. Yadda

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 14, 2017 07:59 PM (voOPb)

57 The Golden Scalp Weasel needs to delouse agency.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2017 07:57 PM (PY9jH)
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*ahem*

Posted by: Weasel at March 14, 2017 07:59 PM (Sfs6o)

58 *Friggin losers. If it weren't for big tits there wouldn't be any reason to have a weather "forecast" on TV or anywhere else.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 14, 2017 07:56 PM (zc3Db)*

To be fair, most Morons watch the weather with the sound off.

Posted by: tbodie at March 14, 2017 07:59 PM (v0qEa)

59 It snowed? Oh, dear.

Last week in Texas, Oklahoma and Kansas, we had grass fires whipped by 60 mph winds that burned something like a million acres and killed six people. But, it snowed on the east coast.

Posted by: huerfano at March 14, 2017 07:59 PM (jkkMG)

60 1 Rachel Maddow has Trumps tax returns.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 14, 2017 07:43 PM (U6f54)

Totally legal.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 14, 2017 07:59 PM (P/kVC)

61 Nothingburger with cheese.

What kind of cheese??

Posted by: Vermont Field Mouse Local #11 at March 14, 2017 08:00 PM (6FqZa)

62 61 Nothingburger with cheese.

What kind of cheese??
Posted by: Vermont Field Mouse Local #11 at March 14, 2017 08:00 PM (6FqZa)

Gubmint cheeze, bien sur.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 14, 2017 08:00 PM (mbhDw)

63 The moral thermometer says 98.6

Posted by: Cate Blanchett at March 14, 2017 08:00 PM (IqV8l)

64 The Left sucks. Really. Trump is less than three months in office, and he is fighting the whole world. I am exhausted for him.
Posted by: Jmel at March 14, 2017 07:51 PM (dnXgM)

The left is not the problem. We have the House, the Senate and the presidency, but the butt hurt McCainyRyans of the world want to drag their feet and basically small ball everything Trump is trying too accomplished. But rejoice and be happy. Hillary was stopped and Trump is the guy nominating the supremes. Mission accomplished.

Posted by: Max Power at March 14, 2017 08:00 PM (q177U)

65 Posted by: Bob Seger at March 14, 2017 07:51 PM (/Nite)

With that hash, all your posts should reference Night Moves.

Posted by: wooga at March 14, 2017 08:00 PM (jwxZQ)

66 I have two weather apps and a snow app on my iPad. The snow app was way off yesterday - saying it was snowing when it was clearing, and vice versa. It kept saying things like "It will snow 1.1 inches in the next hour" but it maybe snowed three inches. All told, though, it did get the final total fairly close, just not in the segments of time it specified. The times specified were important to me in figuring out when I could or could not drive.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 14, 2017 08:00 PM (dFi94)

67 Last night predicted 12 inches or more, got maybe 4

Posted by: Skip at March 14, 2017 08:01 PM (HDU3V)

68 Posted by: bluebell at March 14, 2017 07:58 PM (sBOL1)

Don't let it go your head

It's only baseball afterall

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 14, 2017 08:01 PM (voOPb)

69 I'm a mile from the freaking beach, so how far are you are?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 14, 2017 08:01 PM (6Ll1u)

70 Did Shep finally calm down? Jeebus. He's Fox's go-to guy for weather panic.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2017 08:01 PM (PY9jH)

71 56 So they f-up a 48 hour forecast but they are certain that climate change will kill us in 50 - 1000 years. Right. Who's the moron?
Posted by: Bill at March 14, 2017 07:56 PM (0qdoL)

Models. Fluidity. Yadda. Yadda
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 14, 2017 07:59 PM (voOPb)

Please send $500 Trllion US via Western Union to the IPCC to cover all modalities and destroy capitalism, and remain blessed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 14, 2017 08:02 PM (mbhDw)

72 I'm not a scientist anymore. I quit. I give up. But, I still like reading the fiction.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/jm2jqrs

Posted by: goon at March 14, 2017 08:02 PM (EaQ6/)

73 Did Shep finally calm down?

Sooner or later his female co-workers are going to sue him for "bogarting all the Midol"

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 14, 2017 08:03 PM (6FqZa)

74 http://bit.ly/2mLcIVV
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White House: Trump 'confident' DOJ will produce wiretapping evidence

WILLOWED

Posted by: EVLINC! at March 14, 2017 08:03 PM (y3aQB)

75 It snowed? Oh, dear.

Last week in Texas,
Oklahoma and Kansas, we had grass fires whipped by 60 mph winds that
burned something like a million acres and killed six people. But, it
snowed on the east coast.

Posted by: huerfano at March 14, 2017 07:59 PM (jkkMG)
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Ya, why is weather only important when it affects either the East Coast or California? Why do I need endless reports of snow in New Jersey? Does New Jersey fret when it snows in Wisconsin? I think the media totally skipped the Iowa floods a few years ago. It's just Iowa. No big deal.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 14, 2017 08:03 PM (dFi94)

76 Heck, forget tying my own shoes. I can't even count my own shoes so it's good someone is looking out for the snuff dipping hicks.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at March 14, 2017 08:03 PM (A8JWU)

77 Weather guys hype weather forecasts because for a brief moment, they are "The Star." So they milk it for everything they can.

The rest of the time, they're nestled between "this week's reason coffee will kill you" and "spots."

Posted by: shibumi at March 14, 2017 08:04 PM (FkAXz)

78
I knew it. This is just one step closer to proving that the Weather Service is in the pocket of Big Grocery Stores. Surplus of Bread and Milk? Call the Weather Service and issue a Winter Storm Warning. Predict lots of snow and ice.

It's their ties to Big Toilet Paper that disturbs me. What is it about their business that demands they move TP in such large volumes?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 14, 2017 08:04 PM (v1g1+)

79 Sooner or later his female co-workers are going to sue him for "bogarting all the Midol"

One wonders how often he doesn't have that "fresh" feeling, you know, down there.

Posted by: pep at March 14, 2017 08:04 PM (LAe3v)

80 You ain't the most if you don't live on the coast.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 14, 2017 08:04 PM (IqV8l)

81 The media gave Hurricane Matthew about two days of coverage, and we're still recovering.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2017 08:04 PM (PY9jH)

82 25 Trump has rachell modow's tax returns now.

Really, who but the usual suspects gives a frig. If anything was wrong with them, the IRS would have been all over it.

I think the most damning tax return was bill and hillary's, who paid no tax because they donated so much money to a "charity" that I'm sure nobody here would ever guess the identity of.

Posted by: Subterranean JT at March 14, 2017 07:53 PM (qG0hz)

You figure they ran it by the lawyers before airing it.

Then again with this crowd you simply can't count on them doing smart things. Wouldn't surprise me if they still ran to a camera with them regardless of the circumstances.

Someone leaking a person's tax returns has to be illegal.

If there's anything there, it's that he's not worth as much as he said he is, and frankly Trump's holdings probably fluctuate on a daily basis since it's actual real estate.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 14, 2017 08:05 PM (4ErVI)

83 *Ya, why is weather only important when it affects either the East Coast or California? Why do I need endless reports of snow in New Jersey? Does New Jersey fret when it snows in Wisconsin? I think the media totally skipped the Iowa floods a few years ago. It's just Iowa. No big deal.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 14, 2017 08:03 PM (dFi94)*

Ad others here hav said, this is how you get President Trump.

Posted by: tbodie at March 14, 2017 08:05 PM (v0qEa)

84 Posted by: grammie winger at March 14, 2017 08:03 PM (dFi94)

You forgot California's drought

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Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 14, 2017 08:05 PM (voOPb)

85 I use Accuweather.com, which is a private company. They don't sensationalize the weather. Last night they were calling for 8-12" of snow, but the storm moved further inland and changed over to the beloved "wintry mix" of sleet and freezing rain. They modified their forecast as time went on.

But it did precipitate all night and much of the day, so they got that part right. Weather forecasting is a matter of probabilities.

Joe Bastardi worked for AccuWeather for a long time. He is a noted global warming ~~denier~~ skeptic.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Bastardi

Posted by: rickl at March 14, 2017 08:05 PM (sdi6R)

86 Only the weather in the Capital matters. All you Toothless yokels in the Districts will have to fend for yourselves.
Don't forget to volunteer yourself as tribute!

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 14, 2017 08:06 PM (78AhA)

87 What is it about their business that demands they move TP in such large volumes?

I don't know that they are. What I do know is that the cardboard tube's diameter has been increasing, and the width of each sheet is decreasing. Gosh, I wonder why?

Posted by: pep at March 14, 2017 08:06 PM (LAe3v)

88 Welp this is interesting. I ordered onions on my pizza, and Round Table sent me... grilled onions on my pizza.

Pays to be a loyal customer, I guess. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 14, 2017 08:06 PM (u8kLQ)

89 But global warming.

No wait. Cooling!

Hold on...yup. Warming. That's it!

Ohhhhhh....cooling. Ahhh. Got it now.

Gawd. If there is even one memo that lays the decision not to tell the public, then the airlines alone could sue for millions.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 14, 2017 08:06 PM (mgCYE)

90 Rachel Maddow has Trumps tax returns.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 14, 2017 07:43 PM (U6f54)

Felony.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 14, 2017 08:07 PM (oVJmc)

91 Posted by: rickl at March 14, 2017 08:05 PM (sdi6R)

Joe Bastardi was the best. He was screaming about New Orleans for the whole week before Katrina hit.

I look at accu-weather ... but their forecasts are almost always wrong. I love it when I look at my exact area and it says that "rain will continue for 42.26 minutes" and it isn't even raining.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 14, 2017 08:07 PM (zc3Db)

92 I guess they don't teach the parable of "The Boy Who Cried Wolf" anymore.

Posted by: no good deed at March 14, 2017 08:08 PM (hJamr)

93
73 Did Shep finally calm down?

Sooner or later his female co-workers are going to sue him for ~~"bogarting all the Midol"~~ "emptying out the tampon dispensers in the Ladies' Rooms"
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 14, 2017 08:03 PM (6FqZa)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 14, 2017 08:08 PM (v1g1+)

94 90 Rachel Maddow has Trumps tax returns.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 14, 2017 07:43 PM (U6f54)

Felony.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 14, 2017 08:07 PM (oVJmc)

Slap the cuffs on. I am being serious.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 14, 2017 08:08 PM (mbhDw)

95 I would pay actual money to see Maddow cuffed and dragged off set by the Feds as soon as she reveals Trump's returns.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2017 08:08 PM (PY9jH)

96 My moobs were tender all day yesterday, which for me is always an indication that it's gonna snow like a motherfucker. I had an obligation to the people!

Posted by: Shemp the Weatherman at March 14, 2017 08:08 PM (Tyii7)

97 It is so hard being virtuous any more. It used to be easier in the good old days. Now all we have is El Nino, and La Nina, and other gibberish that doesn't adhere to God's chosen language, English! Let's call it hot water and cold water, without all of the Esperanto bullshit.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/jm2jqrs

Posted by: goon at March 14, 2017 08:08 PM (EaQ6/)

98 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 14, 2017 08:08 PM (mbhDw)

Not before she gets tazzed

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 14, 2017 08:09 PM (voOPb)

99 Joe Bastardi left Accuweather and has a site called Weather Bell.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2017 08:09 PM (PY9jH)

100 74 http://bit.ly/2mLcIVV
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White House: Trump 'confident' DOJ will produce wiretapping evidence

WILLOWED
Posted by: EVLINC! at March 14, 2017 08:03 PM (y3aQB)

It would be pretty funny if the pull an old style tap and recorder, something you'd expect ClockBoy to make, from the Oval Office.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 14, 2017 08:09 PM (P/kVC)

101 Also, professional politicians are eager to release their tax returns because they hide all their lucre offshore. Anyone else takes every damn deduction and loss they can.
It LOOKS greedy, but it's totally legit.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 14, 2017 07:48 PM (mbhDw)

Yup....and this is another reason to end the stupid income tax and replace it with a flat or fair tax, so the Fascists cannot use the "Tax Return" as a political weapon.

Plus fuck the IRS sideways. And the Weather Channel.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 14, 2017 08:09 PM (5VlCp)

102 I guess they don't teach the parable of "The Boy Who Cried Wolf" anymore.

Of course not. It's racist and homophobic.

Posted by: The NEA at March 14, 2017 08:10 PM (Tyii7)

103 I seriously doubt Maddow and MSNBCs lawyers can withstand DTs. My money's on the Prez.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 14, 2017 08:10 PM (mgCYE)

104
The Xoy Who Cried Blitzer.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 14, 2017 08:11 PM (mbhDw)

105 I guess they don't teach the parable of "The Boy Who Cried Wolf" anymore.

When you have the equivalent of societal alzheimer's it's no longer applicable.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 14, 2017 08:11 PM (zc3Db)

106 'So they don't have the scientific and intellectual competence to correctly predict the weather, but they do have the intelligence and wisdom to decide for us what to do?'

its called Climate Change and we saved you deniers sorry asses once again.

Just sayin'

Posted by: NOAA at March 14, 2017 08:11 PM (ZKlDy)

107 I'm up to m'arse in white privilege right now... The incompetent ponces at the NWS underestimated the special snowflakage here. Thankfully my 26 year-old snowblower what still starts on the first pull was up to the task!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 14, 2017 08:12 PM (kP16F)

108 Rachel Maddow has Trumps tax returns.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 14, 2017 07:43 PM (U6f54)

Felony.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 14, 2017 08:07 PM (oVJmc)

18 USC 4 - Misprison of felony

Whoever, having knowledge of the actual commission of a felony cognizable by a court of the United States, conceals and does not as soon as possible make known the same to some judge or other person in civil or military authority under the United States, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than three years, or both.

Posted by: filbert at March 14, 2017 08:12 PM (s5o+q)

109 The weather.

Amirite?

Posted by: eleven at March 14, 2017 08:12 PM (qUNWi)

110 *I guess they don't teach the parable of "The Boy Who Cried Wolf" anymore.

Of course not. It's racist and homophobic.
Posted by: The NEA at March 14, 2017 08:10 PM (Tyii7)*

All the wolves complained about being triggered. And discriminated against.

Sad, really.

Posted by: tbodie at March 14, 2017 08:13 PM (v0qEa)

111 It's a balmy 58 degrees here in Central Florida. Probably about 50 with the wind chill factor.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 14, 2017 08:13 PM (0mRoj)

112
Not before she gets tazzed
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

My the Tazmanian Devil.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 14, 2017 08:13 PM (IqV8l)

113 99 Joe Bastardi left Accuweather and has a site called Weather Bell.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2017 08:09 PM (PY9jH)

I wish I had that last name because i can be pretty bastardi

Posted by: Some guy at March 14, 2017 08:14 PM (ZKlDy)

114 Good evening, all.

A day of shoveling snow, followed by hours of sanding and reclaiming used hardwood for floors will flat eat up a day.

Just sayin'

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 14, 2017 08:14 PM (J+eG2)

115 I guess they don't teach the parable of "The Boy Who Cried Wolf" anymore.

Anti-Lupinism is hate speech.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 14, 2017 08:14 PM (oVJmc)

116 Locking in nic

Posted by: Flyboy at March 14, 2017 08:14 PM (Iv3xE)

117 *Ya, why is weather only important when it affects either the East Coast or California? Why do I need endless reports of snow in New Jersey? Does New Jersey fret when it snows in Wisconsin? I think the media totally skipped the Iowa floods a few years ago. It's just Iowa. No big deal.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 14, 2017 08:03 PM (dFi94)*

That always made me wonder, because in jersey no matter how bad it snows I always wake up to plowed roads. They really don't fuck around here when it comes to that, the plows run all night. No clue why they keep having to hammer the snow thing.

Maybe its for the immigrants that don't come from the land of ice and snow.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 14, 2017 08:14 PM (aMlLZ)

118 We should get a flaming skull post soon if that Madcow fellow really does have PDT's federal tax returns...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 14, 2017 08:15 PM (kP16F)

119 112
Not before she gets tazzed
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

My the Tazmanian Devil.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 14, 2017 08:13 PM (IqV8l)

Weaaargthbargle barhrghble wegarbth!

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 14, 2017 08:15 PM (0mRoj)

120 Trump needs to issue an EO that states using "Out of an abundance of caution" will result in a firing squad for the user.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at March 14, 2017 08:15 PM (J70i0)

121 98 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 14, 2017 08:08 PM (mbhDw)

Not before she gets tazzed
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 14, 2017 08:09 PM (voOPb)

Give her a running start and take her down with the bean bags. That or a 40mm CS grenade...

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 14, 2017 08:15 PM (P/kVC)

122
Knowing this, what's truly amazing is how many otherwise competent people continue to put their abject trust in the utterings of government organs.

How many millions of young people are bereft of hope because PSAs telling them how to look up ideas for playing games through feral gubmint websites no longer run?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 14, 2017 08:16 PM (v1g1+)

123 I still think it's weird that my husband and I, and several of the morons here, received our inauguration invites last week. I mean, they're made of heavy card stock, and were in large envelopes. It's like the USPS sort of "held" them for some odd reason.

*adjusts cute tinfoil hat*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2017 08:16 PM (PY9jH)

124 Maddow will be right at home in the women's federal pen.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 14, 2017 08:16 PM (oVJmc)

125 Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 14, 2017 08:13 PM (0mRoj)

Once again proving why you are loved here

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 14, 2017 08:16 PM (voOPb)

126 Wait, I though the big city ones were educated and wouldn't get confused?

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at March 14, 2017 08:16 PM (J70i0)

127 "Out of an abundance of caution" = We are too chickenshit to make a real decision.

Posted by: tbodie at March 14, 2017 08:17 PM (v0qEa)

128 These pez-heads just might have gotten the forecast half right. It's snowing like a mofo here, so they were just off by 400 miles.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 14, 2017 08:18 PM (Tyii7)

129 Maddow will be right at home in the women's federal pen.

Fist you in the mish prison?

Posted by: eleven at March 14, 2017 08:18 PM (qUNWi)

130 and several of the morons here, received our inauguration invites last week"

Whole bunches were "late". Funny, no?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 14, 2017 08:18 PM (MINbv)

131 I'm sure the previous Presidents grades will shortly follow.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 14, 2017 08:18 PM (mgCYE)

132 Maddow looks for ratings jump by reporting from PITA prison for the next 5 years.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 14, 2017 08:18 PM (cM8tR)

133 I don't have to tie my shoes, jackboots don't have laces.

Posted by: wth at March 14, 2017 08:18 PM (HgMAr)

134 Roger Maddow wouldn't be out of place in the men's prison either.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 14, 2017 08:19 PM (4ErVI)

135
Give her a running start and take her down with the bean bags. That or a 40mm CS grenade...

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 14, 2017 08:15 PM (P/kVC)

Tranquilizer dart, *then* taser, then bean bags. Repeat. I'll bet she'd put up one hell of a fight, all the while screaming, "WE'VE GOT YOU, DONALD! *twitches wildly* YOU'RE GOING DOWN!!!!! *falls drooling on floor* HITLER!!!!!! MMMMOOOgahaaaaaaauuurrrrrrrr....." *thump*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2017 08:19 PM (PY9jH)

136 Not before she gets tazed
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
====
May I suggest using your nightstick officer?

Posted by: Mortimer - Finish Her! at March 14, 2017 08:19 PM (Y0ias)

137 So we might get to learn about the finances of someone who didn't somehow get rich AFTER being a politician in DC his entire life?

Yay.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 14, 2017 08:20 PM (/f1mm)

138 The Weather Channel has been FakeNews the last 20 years. The NOAA is the same.

Speaking of lying grafting and grifting whores conning people out of their money, I'm about to watch Amy Schumer crash and burn on Netflix.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 14, 2017 08:20 PM (2qHjF)

139 "I guess they don't teach the parable of "The Boy Who Cried Wolf" anymore. "

So the young, stay at home father across the street spent hours helping to shovel snow. The whole time, his very young daughter was politely mentioning that she really wanted to go sledding with all her friends, whose fathers were taking them to go sledding, while their cars remained snowed in.

He explained to her that the first thing to do was to get the work done, and then he would take her sledding afterward, but that work came before play.

So I jokingly said "Oh, like the story of the ant and the grasshopper".

He had never heard of the story.

But once I explained it, he looked at his daughter and said "We need to be like the ants, not the grasshoppers".

And she very patiently waited till we were done.

And then off they went to go sledding.

Guess who's getting a Little Golden Book for their birthday this year.

He's a good neighbor.

And more importantly, a good dad.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 14, 2017 08:20 PM (J+eG2)

140 So, tomorrow night Hannity produces TFG's college transcripts and the passport Barry traveled to Pokeeeston on when he was at Occidental.

I'll bet Barry Soetoro was a stellar student.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2017 08:21 PM (PY9jH)

141 Hmmm. Transgender Fonzie. Which prison should we put it in?

Posted by: wth at March 14, 2017 08:21 PM (HgMAr)

142 91
I look at accu-weather ... but their forecasts are almost always wrong. I love it when I look at my exact area and it says that "rain will continue for 42.26 minutes" and it isn't even raining.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 14, 2017 08:07 PM (zc3Db)

Yes, I've experienced that too. I just take weather forecasts with a grain of salt, and pay attention to the radar maps, and what I see moving towards me.

Modern weather forecasts are more accurate than anything we had in the past, thanks largely to weather satellites. You just look at the general trend and don't take it literally.

Back in the old days, even hurricanes and tornadoes took people totally by surprise. Even though today they can't predict *exactly* where hurricanes or tornadoes will go, at least we know when they're around.

Posted by: rickl at March 14, 2017 08:22 PM (sdi6R)

143 The information was always available that the track of the Low up the coast would greatly affect snow totals in coastal areas including NYC. The weather channel downplays any uncertainties like this that throw cold water on the hype. But they do periodically mention it for one minute every four hours just so they can claim afterwards that they did notify everyone the Potential Biggliest Blockbuster Bombogenesis March Snow Storm Evah might NOT happen.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 14, 2017 08:22 PM (dargh)

144
124 Maddow will be right at home in the women's federal pen.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 14, 2017 08:16 PM (oVJmc)

This. She is fool if she breathes one word about them.

I see her backing out but making all kinds of scary implications instead.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 14, 2017 08:23 PM (2qHjF)

145 Back in the old days, even hurricanes and tornadoes
took people totally by surprise. Even though today they can't predict
*exactly* where hurricanes or tornadoes will go, at least we know when
they're around.

Posted by: rickl at March 14, 2017 08:22 PM (sdi6R)

Have you read "Issac's Storm"? Chilling account of the great Galveston hurricane.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2017 08:24 PM (PY9jH)

146 I'll bet Barry Soetoro was a stellar student.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2017 08:21 PM (PY9jH)

I don't care about Barky's college transcripts (other than seeing if he claimed to be a foreign student). I'm sure he took nothing but joke course, but his grades are mostly bullshit, anyway. They don't mean anything. What I want to see are his SAT and LSAT scores. Those would be comedy gold.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 14, 2017 08:24 PM (zc3Db)

147 Maddow looks for ratings jump by reporting from PITA prison for the next 5 years.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 14, 2017 08:18 PM

Lockup is already the highest rated programming on MSNBC, I think.

Posted by: huerfano at March 14, 2017 08:24 PM (jkkMG)

148 Spring and Summer = Global Warming

Fall and Winter = Climate Change

Please make a note of it....

Posted by: wytshus at March 14, 2017 08:24 PM (mF3zq)

149
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 14, 2017 08:20 PM (J+eG2)

Nice story. Thanks!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 14, 2017 08:25 PM (v1g1+)

150 *runs around with my head cut off* did you read the chicken little story when you were a kid?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 14, 2017 08:26 PM (6Ll1u)

151 So if Trump filed his taxes, and there is something in there that Trump tried to legally address and acknowledge accordingly but the IRS didn't catch year after year after year, is it supposed to make Trump look bad?

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 14, 2017 08:26 PM (/f1mm)

152 Hear the thundering of four horses in the heavens? Drudge:

Father and daughter becoming mother and son.

What an incredibly stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2017 08:26 PM (PY9jH)

153 Good call, VIA. I gave my kiddos a copy of Aesop's Fables last year for Christmas.

Posted by: no good deed at March 14, 2017 08:26 PM (hJamr)

154 Hottest St. Patrick's day evah! Wait, what?

Posted by: The NWS at March 14, 2017 08:27 PM (Tyii7)

155 Jane - I received one of their inauguration invites as well. I couldn't figure out for the life of me why I got one. But, the cover letter states that it's a commemorative invitation.

Not an "invitation" "invitation."

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 14, 2017 08:28 PM (nILVB)

156 Father and daughter becoming mother and son.

What an incredibly stupid time to be alive.

Ripped from the headlines of South Park.

Posted by: eleven at March 14, 2017 08:28 PM (qUNWi)

157 125 Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 14, 2017 08:13 PM (0mRoj)

Once again proving why you are loved here
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 14, 2017 08:16 PM (voOPb)

Pays to be bilingual!

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 14, 2017 08:29 PM (0mRoj)

158 Nood Maddow.

Posted by: eleven at March 14, 2017 08:29 PM (qUNWi)

159 Father and daughter becoming mother and son.

No womb? Not the mother.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 14, 2017 08:29 PM (oVJmc)

160 Nood Maddow.

Bleach that image!

Posted by: Austin Powers at March 14, 2017 08:30 PM (XQcoc)

161 144
124 Maddow will be right at home in the women's federal pen.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 14, 2017 08:16 PM (oVJmc)

This. She is fool if she breathes one word about them.

I see her backing out but making all kinds of scary implications instead.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 14, 2017 08:23 PM (2qHjF)

Tonight we illegally obtained Trumps tax returns!

Oh, never mind...

So, more fake news?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 14, 2017 08:30 PM (P/kVC)

162 Not an "invitation" "invitation."

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 14, 2017 08:28 PM (nILVB)

Just re-read the thing. You're right. We didn't rate going, so they sent us a "commemorative" one. And into the trash it goes.

*pouts*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2017 08:30 PM (PY9jH)

163 You guys are gonna scare those chilluns to death. There's morals and consequences in those things./

Posted by: Ben Had at March 14, 2017 08:30 PM (cM8tR)

164 152 Hear the thundering of four horses in the heavens? Drudge:

Father and daughter becoming mother and son.

What an incredibly stupid time to be alive.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2017 08:26 PM (PY9jH)

What the actual fuck?

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 14, 2017 08:31 PM (0mRoj)

165 Father and daughter becoming mother and son.

Welcome back my friends, to the freak show than never ends.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 14, 2017 08:31 PM (Tyii7)

166 145
Have you read "Issac's Storm"? Chilling account of the great Galveston hurricane.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2017 08:24 PM (PY9jH)

I haven't read the book, but I think I saw a TV show based on it years ago. I believe it was an episode of "American Experience".

Last night I linked the Wiki article about the Great Blizzard of 1888. Most people didn't see that coming. About 400 people were killed by various causes, ranging from shipwrecks to getting lost walking home from work in whiteout conditions.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Blizzard_of_1888

Posted by: rickl at March 14, 2017 08:31 PM (sdi6R)

167 Rachel Maddow's ass is going to jail. That there is ILLEGAL.

She looks like a man, I'm sure she'll fit right in.

Posted by: ALH at March 14, 2017 08:31 PM (Z56vq)

168 NOOD

Posted by: geezer der mensch at March 14, 2017 08:32 PM (VHGGJ)

169 She has Trump's tax returns?

ALL of them?

Posted by: Mathers at March 14, 2017 08:32 PM (3myMJ)

170 "Father and daughter becoming mother and son."

Wut? Katy Tur "growing" a dick?

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 14, 2017 08:33 PM (bQxkN)

171 I still think it's weird that my husband and I, and several of the morons here, received our inauguration invites last week. I mean, they're made of heavy card stock, and were in large envelopes. It's like the USPS sort of "held" them for some odd reason.

*adjusts cute tinfoil hat*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2017 08:16 PM (PY9jH)

I got one too. On the other one enclosed it said something about it being a commemorative invite to remember the day.

I wondered the same thing, then actually read both.

Posted by: Country Boy at March 14, 2017 08:43 PM (McgRY)

172 So short sighted. Next time maybe people won't believe them and will go out.

Posted by: hairless mule at March 14, 2017 08:44 PM (EqmTZ)

173
Who's gonna ride that chrome three wheeler
Who's gonna make that first mistake
Who wants to wear those gypsy leathers
All the way to Fire Lake

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 14, 2017 08:51 PM (LTHVh)

174 The reports I saw always indicated that if the track moved inland just a bit that there'd be freezing rain and sleet instead (the Fox and NBC weather-guessers both said that repeatedly on Sunday and Monday from what I saw). And frankly, 1 inch of freezing rain and sleet (which is what I got) is just as bad, if not worse, than 12 inches of snow. So being prepared for the snow that didn't show up means that people were by-and-large ready for the ice that did show up. I'm ok with that.

The other issue: they can't predict accurately a day in advance but we're supposed to take their wild-ass guess for a century from now like Gospel. Just... no. That's not happening.

Posted by: The Atom Bomb of Loving Kindness at March 14, 2017 09:00 PM (8mYUr)

175 139
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 14, 2017 08:20 PM (J+eG2)

Very cool story.

Posted by: rickl at March 14, 2017 09:18 PM (sdi6R)

176 You gotta be kidding, even Maddow can't be this stupid, can she???
--

Yes, she can.

It's all about destroying Trump, and will be about destroying Trump for the next FOUR years.

IMHO, it can't hurt to pray for him.

Posted by: shibumi at March 14, 2017 09:56 PM (FkAXz)

177 I am sure they did not change it because .......... Democrat morons

Posted by: R Daneel at March 14, 2017 11:51 PM (R4FFC)

178 Well, I don't make decisions based on weather forecasts all that often because their apparent value is low. With snowfall, they're always wrong in the amount. With rainfall, they are probably also usually wrong in the amount but who ever checks. People make decisions based on forecasts, but they also make decisions based on the likelihood of forecasts being right, and let's be honest, that isn't all that high even today.

Posted by: DaveM at March 14, 2017 11:53 PM (FNtbC)

179 They were too busy predicting what the temperature will be in 2075 to get the next 24 hours right.

Posted by: jbspry at March 15, 2017 12:52 AM (IhKmM)

180 Pro tip: IRS does not wear a condom when examining you.

Posted by: torabora at March 15, 2017 04:42 AM (PGIcz)

181 9 It's seven inches, I swear!
Posted by: Weather Service "Man" at March 14, 2017 07:46 PM (jwxZQ)
********
*whistles a little tune*

Posted by: Weiner at March 15, 2017 04:44 AM (PGIcz)

182 The reports I saw were accurate. I've gotten 33 inches and it's still coming down.

Posted by: rexbatt at March 15, 2017 11:27 AM (dS8cF)

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