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Amy Schumer's New Netflix Special Sparks Scathing Criticism and Lots of One-Star Reviews
Amy Schumer disputed the criticism, issuing a statement which reads in full: "Amy Schumer's New Netflix Special Sparks Scathing Criticism and Lots of One-Star Reviews."
I sought comment from her, writing "You seem to have just plagiarized my statement." She responded "You seem to have just plagiarized my statement." I once again told her "You seem to have just plagiarized my statement," and she cleverly riposted: "You seem to have just plagiarized my statement."
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 14, 2017 04:00 PM (wYr++)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 14, 2017 04:00 PM (xJa6I)
Very wide.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 14, 2017 04:01 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 14, 2017 04:01 PM (2x9LM)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 14, 2017 04:01 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 14, 2017 04:02 PM (ymRuQ)
One looked at the other and said, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Posted by: Gunslinger at March 14, 2017 04:02 PM (4S7hN)
Man, that wife was an emasculating hovering nag.
Love Jean Arthur but...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 14, 2017 04:02 PM (xJa6I)
I find this stuff...tiresome overall.
The individual instances can be fun, but overall I just kind of check out.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 14, 2017 04:02 PM (wYr++)
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 14, 2017 04:02 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: mallflu suPreme at March 14, 2017 04:02 PM (b7fwp)
Posted by: Skip at March 14, 2017 04:03 PM (HDU3V)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 14, 2017 04:03 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: Eric Cartman at March 14, 2017 04:03 PM (+YwO/)
Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2017 04:03 PM (Gbk/a)
Those Bud ads pretty much killed her career I hope. Along with the douchebag guy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2017 04:04 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Eric Cartman at March 14, 2017 04:03 PM (+YwO/)
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"My vagina!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 14, 2017 04:04 PM (wYr++)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 14, 2017 04:04 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 14, 2017 04:04 PM (+YwO/)
Posted by: Capt. Picard at March 14, 2017 04:04 PM (clV7O)
a dick in her mouth?
That's slapweasel.
And that dick is Cicero. He's funny.
Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2017 04:04 PM (Gbk/a)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 14, 2017 04:04 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: fixerupper at March 14, 2017 04:04 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: mallflu suPreme at March 14, 2017 04:04 PM (b7fwp)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 14, 2017 04:05 PM (/tuJf)
Oh, I see Anne Patterson pulled out from consideration as Undersecretary of Defense.
David Petraeus criticized the decision, saying he would never pull out.
His wife, Holly and his girlfriend Paula could not be reached for comment.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 14, 2017 04:05 PM (xJa6I)
And that dick is Cicero. He's funny.
Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2017 04:04 PM (Gbk/a)
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Close it up.
Threadwinner right there.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 14, 2017 04:05 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at March 14, 2017 04:05 PM (clV7O)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 14, 2017 04:05 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 14, 2017 04:06 PM (/hasf)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 14, 2017 04:06 PM (IqV8l)
She is the epitome of rewarding dysfunction...
Posted by: Don Q. at March 14, 2017 04:06 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 14, 2017 04:06 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2017 04:06 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: alexthechick - Parallama platoon ahoy! at March 14, 2017 04:07 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Shamy Umer at March 14, 2017 04:07 PM (xujbM)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 14, 2017 04:08 PM (6gk0M)
My vagina is funny as hell!
Posted by: Shamy Umer at March 14, 2017 04:07 PM (xujbM)
Put the devil in hell!
Posted by: One of those old terms for coitus at March 14, 2017 04:08 PM (8iiMU)
Verbatim or did she Randomly MisCapatilize? because that's my gag.
Posted by: DaveA at March 14, 2017 04:08 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: A Shumour at March 14, 2017 04:08 PM (gwPgz)
Hence, your presence here.
In addition to offensive and awful, we know the difference between a rocket and a cruise missile, too.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 14, 2017 04:08 PM (B+qrE)
Though I did hear that Amy Schumer gave the Ghostbuster's remake her one star saying, "I might be fat and unfunny and abrasive and no one likes me even though I put out...but at least I didn't rape anyone's childhood."
Lena Dunham could not be reached for comment.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 14, 2017 04:09 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Dean Wormer at March 14, 2017 04:09 PM (HDU3V)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 14, 2017 04:09 PM (97XyN)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 14, 2017 04:09 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: wth at March 14, 2017 04:09 PM (HgMAr)
Ouch.
"She pauses to accommodate for the applause after the jokes.... but there are no jokes so there is no applause. She gets some pity applause"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2017 04:09 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Jingo Unchained! at March 14, 2017 04:10 PM (jpzQ9)
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 14, 2017 04:10 PM (ZFUt7)
"Amy Schumer: The Leather Special"
Weasel leather. How many weasels does it take to make Amy a gimp suit?
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at March 14, 2017 04:10 PM (02ar8)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 14, 2017 04:10 PM (xJa6I)
I put her on a bed of lettuce, add a nice bit of fruit salad. She makes for a lovely little snack.
Oh wait... no. You said Amy Schumer, I was thinking of cottage cheese.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 14, 2017 04:10 PM (TOk1P)
John Nolte writes that Obama used the British to wiretap Trump.
Posted by: blaster at March 14, 2017 04:10 PM (HV1LS)
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at March 14, 2017 04:10 PM (02ar
One...million.
Posted by: Dr. Evil at March 14, 2017 04:11 PM (8iiMU)
I like the guy with the puppets specially Achmed the Dead Terrorist.
I like the Fluffy guy.
Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 14, 2017 04:11 PM (Om16U)
You have to watch the special and report back to us
...
i might. I just found out about it. I don't check netflix much. I should probably cancel it.
Posted by: ace at March 14, 2017 04:11 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Bruce Jenner's Penis Stump at March 14, 2017 04:11 PM (/hasf)
Posted by: bluebell at March 14, 2017 04:11 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: m at March 14, 2017 04:11 PM (3jGss)
Posted by: BurtTC at March 14, 2017 04:10 PM (TOk1P)
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I laughed so hard guys down the office have their heads in the hallway....
Posted by: fixerupper at March 14, 2017 04:11 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Jeb Bush to Amy Schumer's Pendulous Labia at March 14, 2017 04:12 PM (8rNrN)
or is that going the line?
Posted by: mallflu suPreme at March 14, 2017 04:12 PM (b7fwp)
Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2017 04:12 PM (Gbk/a)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 14, 2017 04:09 PM (EnKk6)<<<
I'm sensing the selection for the next movie thread!
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at March 14, 2017 04:12 PM (clV7O)
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 14, 2017 04:13 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Amy Schumer watching Nutrisystem commercial at March 14, 2017 04:13 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: ¡A Shumour! at March 14, 2017 04:13 PM (gwPgz)
Not a gibbering mouther - quite.
Posted by: Sporkatus, Vile Brewer at March 14, 2017 04:13 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: RioBravo at March 14, 2017 04:13 PM (SsblQ)
25 >>As funny as @Cicero is, he's got nothing on Ace.
Good thing ace already has a pair of crocs.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 14, 2017 04:05 PM (/tuJf)
They're up on the shelf in Teh Ewok's apartment.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 14, 2017 04:13 PM (XWkhW)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 14, 2017 04:14 PM (97XyN)
-Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 14, 2017 04:10 PM (xJa6I)
One of you should get to sucking, because This Guy gets it.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 14, 2017 04:14 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: ting hung lo at March 14, 2017 04:14 PM (xZc4z)
I'm self-immolating that night. Sorry.
No, that night, too.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 14, 2017 04:14 PM (B+qrE)
37 years together and she does this to me.
I am not going to open any pickle jars until she backs off.
Posted by: navybrat at March 14, 2017 04:14 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 14, 2017 04:14 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 14, 2017 04:14 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at March 14, 2017 04:05 PM (clV7O)
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I don't get Old Navy signing her on.
What demo are they trying to reach?
'Tis a puzzlement.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 14, 2017 04:14 PM (hCoZK)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqYCsqUCNgo
Posted by: BacktoGA at March 14, 2017 04:14 PM (wiU8Z)
67 is how it's done!
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 14, 2017 04:15 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: wth at March 14, 2017 04:15 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: JEM at March 14, 2017 04:15 PM (TppKb)
that Amy's first season on Comedy Central was hilarious. Not kidding.
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Posted by: Bruce Jenner's Penis Stump at March 14, 2017 04:15 PM (/hasf)
Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2017 04:15 PM (Gbk/a)
a dick in her mouth?
Posted by: Under Fire at March 14, 2017 04:02 PM (ymRuQ)
At one of her 'comedy' shows before the election, she started ranting about Trump. Some of the audience decided to leave. It made the news. She essentially said "good riddance" to any of her fans who supported Trump or simply wanted to relax for one evening without getting screeched at about politics.
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 14, 2017 04:15 PM (dargh)
Posted by: Doris Kearns Goodwin at March 14, 2017 04:15 PM (j+dfT)
The needs to wear sweatpants, but, wears yoga pants instead demo.
Posted by: Bruce at March 14, 2017 04:15 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Fareed Zakaria at March 14, 2017 04:16 PM (j+dfT)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 14, 2017 04:16 PM (6gk0M)
They both deserve the MST3K treatment.
Posted by: JEM at March 14, 2017 04:16 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: BacktoGA at March 14, 2017 04:16 PM (wiU8Z)
Are we rendering fat for soap because that would be a tough call.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 14, 2017 04:16 PM (/tuJf)
No, I agree. That's why I was surprised at how fast and how far she went downhill.
She must've been stealing better jokes back then.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 14, 2017 04:16 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2017 04:16 PM (Gbk/a)
Posted by: Timon at March 14, 2017 04:17 PM (27k1O)
Fox News Judicial Analyst Judge Andrew Napolitano claimed "three
intelligence sources" say President Obama looked to British spy agency
GCHQ to obtain transcripts of conversations involving President Donald
Trump on "Fox Friends" on Tuesday.
One is safe to presume that when Trump says something about something, he knows something...
Posted by: mallflu suPreme at March 14, 2017 04:17 PM (b7fwp)
37 years together and she does this to me.
I am not going to open any pickle jars until she backs off.
Posted by: navybrat at March 14, 2017 04:14 PM (w7KSn)
What did you do?
Posted by: alexthechick - Parallama platoon ahoy! at March 14, 2017 04:17 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2017 04:16 PM (Gbk/a) "
Pete's on the lam after that law passed in Texas - they sent him a bill totaling roughly the GDP of Luxembourg.
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 14, 2017 04:17 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2017 04:15 PM (Gbk/a)
Unless you add "with a 2x4" or "with a baseball bat".
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 14, 2017 04:17 PM (dargh)
commercials are soul crushing. Every time one of those commercials
comes on TV, a small bit of light and goodness dies, and the world is
rendered a less joyous place. Flowers wilt. Kittens get fur cancer. You
get the idea.
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 14, 2017 04:13 PM (oZ6kz)<<<
Every time an Old Navy commercial plays an angel get thrown into a chipper shredder.
Posted by: Clarence at March 14, 2017 04:17 PM (clV7O)
No, I agree. That's why I was surprised at how fast and how far she went downhill.
She must've been stealing better jokes back then.
Phew. Ok we're on the same page
Posted by: BacktoGA at March 14, 2017 04:17 PM (wiU8Z)
Posted by: Sporkatus, Vile Brewer at March 14, 2017 04:17 PM (eXSOZ)
Amy Schumer was sucking my ....
Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 14, 2017 04:18 PM (jsWA8)
Posted by: Emma Watson at March 14, 2017 04:18 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 14, 2017 04:18 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 14, 2017 04:18 PM (/hasf)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqYCsqUCNgo
Posted by: BacktoGA at March 14, 2017 04:14 PM (wiU8Z)
It started out alright, because she was willing to go bold, but so much of it was quite forced, and it got old. Fast.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 14, 2017 04:18 PM (TOk1P)
I'm still waiting for Ace to LiveBlog the second 50 Shades Movie.
I'm thinking it'll look something like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ugyrm4JU_8M
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 14, 2017 04:18 PM (XWkhW)
Posted by: washrivergal at March 14, 2017 04:18 PM (Ivjge)
Posted by: Shamy Umer at March 14, 2017 04:18 PM (xujbM)
Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2017 04:18 PM (Gbk/a)
She's basically playing a drunk slut in old navy ads, (which is her only shtick causing me to wonder if it's just her.) Not really their brand.
Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist at March 14, 2017 04:18 PM (dzmBR)
*winks*
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 14, 2017 04:19 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 14, 2017 04:19 PM (6gk0M)
You wanted Neiman Marcus, you settle for Modell's.
Posted by: Under Fire at March 14, 2017 04:19 PM (ymRuQ)
We're down with that.
Posted by: vermeer.com order now! at March 14, 2017 04:19 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 14, 2017 04:19 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 14, 2017 04:20 PM (/hasf)
Holy crap. Was Schumer the inspiration for Archer's Pam, but made in a way that she'd be hilarious, lovable, and end up being a favorite character?
Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 14, 2017 04:20 PM (/f1mm)
Well, not me, but the guy who did the autopsy joke. He will.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 14, 2017 04:20 PM (LWu6U)
*winks*
"Armrest stays up and oh, are you wearing panties?"
Posted by: Amy Schumer's seatmate at March 14, 2017 04:20 PM (TppKb)
Oh, wait . . . .
Posted by: RoyalOil at March 14, 2017 04:20 PM (ZQpd0)
Posted by: Skip at March 14, 2017 04:20 PM (HDU3V)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 14, 2017 04:21 PM (97XyN)
Posted by: Emma Watson at March 14, 2017 04:18 PM (ul9CR)
Speaking of live action beasts, at least Amy Schumer didn't take a beloved children's classic from Dinsey at ruin it with a gay Gaston.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 14, 2017 04:21 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: The Born Hat at March 14, 2017 04:21 PM (rUIbB)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 14, 2017 04:21 PM (6Ll1u)
Yeah, that guy was out of line - I mean, I imagine there are some hilarious autopsies. Guy chokes to death on a wacky clown horn? Comedy gold!
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 14, 2017 04:21 PM (oZ6kz)
My building's lot was plowed once this morning but it hasn't stopped snowing since. The drifts are just sick. Up to the car windows in the lot.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 14, 2017 04:21 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Ted K. at March 14, 2017 04:21 PM (I6Vm1)
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 14, 2017 04:22 PM (/hasf)
Posted by: JEM at March 14, 2017 04:22 PM (TppKb)
Amy Schumer was sucking my ....
For a second there, I thought Andrew Dice Clay had joined us.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 14, 2017 04:22 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 14, 2017 04:22 PM (XWkhW)
Posted by: guy in the audience at March 14, 2017 04:22 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: buzzion at March 14, 2017 04:23 PM (z/Ubi)
Are we rendering fat for soap because that would be a tough call.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 14, 2017 04:16 PM (/tuJf)
Don't forget tubby Samantha Bee, who accused a brain cancer sufferer of having a Nazi hair cut.
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 14, 2017 04:23 PM (dargh)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 14, 2017 04:23 PM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2017 04:15 PM (Gbk/a)
I'd hit it.
Hic.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 14, 2017 04:23 PM (02ar8)
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 14, 2017 04:23 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 14, 2017 04:20 PM (/f1mm)
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Coked up, tattooed, drift demon Pam Poovey is America's sweetheart.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 14, 2017 04:23 PM (EnKk6)
Been wrenching on the car in the driveway and just got back from a 20-minute run.
California government sucks, but the weather usually doesn't.
Posted by: JEM at March 14, 2017 04:23 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Ted K. at March 14, 2017 04:21 PM (I6Vm1)
Ah yes, Chelsea Clinton is the Haitian Gold Standard of TV viewing critique!
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 14, 2017 04:24 PM (gwPgz)
because I'm a woman and I talk about my vagina and stuff. It probably
all goes over your heads.
Posted by: Shamy Umer
Your vagina would fit over my head? Is that like a death threat?
Posted by: Bruce at March 14, 2017 04:24 PM (8ikIW)
Ever notice all her pants are too tight?
Guaranteed she can't admit her true weight to herself. I can just see her lying on her back tugging them on. "I'm not fat, I'm just bloated!"
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 14, 2017 04:24 PM (ul9CR)
Amy Schumer makes me throw them up.
I love Amy's comedy! Best diet evah!
Posted by: Barbra Streisand at March 14, 2017 04:24 PM (riF5p)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 14, 2017 04:25 PM (3GFMN)
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Who is no Samantha Bee.
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 14, 2017 04:22 PM (/hasf)
What, I chop river? You layciss!
Posted by: Margret Chou Chou at March 14, 2017 04:25 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: chris not rock at March 14, 2017 04:25 PM (1xr2/)
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 14, 2017 04:23 PM (oZ6kz)
Naw. Keep it simple: Potato Face, as coined above, it terse and completely accurate.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 14, 2017 04:25 PM (TdMsT)
Schumer didn't take a beloved children's classic from Disney at ruin it
with a gay Gaston.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 14, 2017 04:21 PM (TOk1P)
This... although I am sure she would have given half a chance (and a screenwriter to plagiarize off of).
Posted by: redbanzai at March 14, 2017 04:25 PM (SrkNc)
I'd buy you a gopro to get that on youtube.
Posted by: JEM at March 14, 2017 04:25 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2017 04:15 PM (Gbk/a)
Amy cries out for adding -1 to the ScoggDogg rating system!
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 14, 2017 04:26 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 14, 2017 04:26 PM (waD4g)
Posted by: Chel Sea Cliton at March 14, 2017 04:26 PM (SsblQ)
Your vagina would fit over my head? Is that like a death threat?
I'd buy you a gopro to get that on youtube.
Posted by: JEM at March 14, 2017 04:25 PM (TppKb)
*wipes tea off monitor*
Posted by: IC at March 14, 2017 04:26 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Emma Watson at March 14, 2017 04:18 PM (ul9CR
Duh! I have a quart of cod-liver oil!
Posted by: Shamey Schoomer at March 14, 2017 04:27 PM (02ar8)
Posted by: mallflu suPreme at March 14, 2017 04:27 PM (b7fwp)
I talk about my vagina because it's funny! It looks like a steamed mussel! And sometimes I put butter on it!
Posted by: Carlos Mencia at March 14, 2017 04:27 PM (XWkhW)
Posted by: Marie Harf at March 14, 2017 04:27 PM (3GFMN)
Posted by: Arbalest at March 14, 2017 04:27 PM (FlRtG)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 14, 2017 04:27 PM (6Ll1u)
150 140 Looking at Amy, I'm thinking more along the lines of large barnyard animal - maybe even large barnyard animal with leprosy.
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 14, 2017 04:23 PM (oZ6kz)
Naw. Keep it simple: Potato Face, as coined above, it terse and completely accurate.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 14, 2017 04:25 PM (TdMsT)
Oops. I'm confusing Lea and Amy.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 14, 2017 04:27 PM (TdMsT)
It's spring, it's sunny (some places at least), desperation of the loins has not set in yet.
Patience, little one.
Many might plant seed, but few now feel the need.
Posted by: JEM at March 14, 2017 04:28 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 14, 2017 04:26 PM (waD4g)
You must be confusing her with some other ugly chick. Margaret Cho has never been funny.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 14, 2017 04:28 PM (zc3Db)
If they're featuring Schumer then I demand equal time for The Nazi Hour with David Duke.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 14, 2017 04:28 PM (U6f54)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 14, 2017 04:26 PM (waD4g)
+++
She was hilariously funny back then.
Posted by: washrivergal at March 14, 2017 04:28 PM (Ivjge)
Don't forget tubby Samantha Bee, who accused a brain cancer sufferer of having a Nazi hair cut.
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 14, 2017 04:23 PM (dargh)
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Samantha Bee is tubby? Are you serious?
Wow.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 14, 2017 04:28 PM (hCoZK)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 14, 2017 04:28 PM (ymRuQ)
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 14, 2017 04:28 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Timon at March 14, 2017 04:28 PM (27k1O)
Shampoo and appropriate technique can fix that.
Posted by: JEM at March 14, 2017 04:22 PM (TppKb)
Even I have standards...
Posted by: A Tiajuana donkey at March 14, 2017 04:28 PM (rUIbB)
To North Korea. Lil' Kim would raff it up.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2017 04:28 PM (PY9jH)
141 Holy crap. Was Schumer the inspiration for Archer's Pam, but made in a way that she'd be hilarious, lovable, and end up being a favorite character?
Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 14, 2017 04:20 PM (/f1mm)
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Coked up, tattooed, drift demon Pam Poovey is America's sweetheart.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 14, 2017 04:23 PM (EnKk6)
The comedian who plays Pam is a local Atlanta talent. More talented than Amy Schumer by light years.
Let's be honest, she would never be where she is without uncle Chuckie.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 14, 2017 04:29 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 14, 2017 04:27 PM (TdMsT) "
No, Amy is definitely the one that looks like a potato. It's more of a whole body thing than localized to the face, though.
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 14, 2017 04:29 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Hrothgar
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Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 14, 2017 04:29 PM (/hasf)
Posted by: mallflu suPreme at March 14, 2017 04:29 PM (b7fwp)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 14, 2017 04:29 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 14, 2017 04:30 PM (FZYNt)
Schumer didn't take a beloved children's classic from Disney at ruin it
with a gay Gaston.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 14, 2017 04:21 PM (TOk1P)
This... although I am sure she would have given half a chance (and a screenwriter to plagiarize off of).
Posted by: redbanzai at March 14, 2017 04:25 PM (SrkNc)
Although I'm assuming it's not actually the Gaston character, because they wouldn't make a gay the bad guy.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 14, 2017 04:30 PM (TOk1P)
Oh, look! The fucking KKK is at the ball game again! Why doesn't baseball DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT!!!
Posted by: The Incredibly Stupid Sarah Silverman at March 14, 2017 04:30 PM (qJhUV)
It deserves less than 1 star, it is horrible, and that is just Ace's write up, holy crap cannot compute the actual bad of the Amy Schumer thing without a solid understanding of quarks.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at March 14, 2017 04:30 PM (7N6ox)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 14, 2017 04:23 PM (EnKk6)
http://pamismyspiritanimal.tumblr.com/
Posted by: hogmartin at March 14, 2017 04:30 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 14, 2017 04:26 PM (waD4g)
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No, she was genuinely funny. I can say this about a lot of left-leaning comedians.
Then it's like in 2004, there was this mass ergot poisoning and the left went batshit crazy.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 14, 2017 04:30 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: Kenny Baya at March 14, 2017 04:30 PM (Gbk/a)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 14, 2017 04:31 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Sarah Silverman at March 14, 2017 04:31 PM (FZYNt)
who is no Wanda Sykes
Definitely no Margaret Cho.
===
Who is no Whoopie Goldberg.
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 14, 2017 04:31 PM (/hasf)
1. Just walk past. Don't make eye contact.
2. Don't give her money. She'll only use it for drugs or alcohol.
3. Don't laugh at her. It only encourages her to do it again.
4. Smack her lightly in the snout when she sniffs your crotch. Let her know it's never okay.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 14, 2017 04:31 PM (fEofP)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 14, 2017 04:31 PM (2qHjF)
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SPICER: White House is now working to AMEND Obamacare replacement bill
Posted by: EVLINC! at March 14, 2017 04:32 PM (y3aQB)
Agreed, it's entirely possible to look like a post and be dumb as one.
Posted by: JEM at March 14, 2017 04:32 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Timon at March 14, 2017 04:32 PM (27k1O)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 14, 2017 04:32 PM (B+qrE)
who is no Wanda Sykes
Definitely no Margaret Cho.
===
Who is no Whoopie Goldberg.
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 14, 2017 04:31 PM (/hasf)
Who is no Jeanninne Garafalo.
Talk about taking a quick slide into the lunatic chasm ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 14, 2017 04:32 PM (zc3Db)
who is no Wanda Sykes
Definitely no Margaret Cho.
===
Who is no Whoopie Goldberg.
Who is no Joy Behar, Rosie O'Donnell, Roseanne Barr,
I can do this all day
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 14, 2017 04:32 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2017 04:15 PM (Gbk/a)
She's what the lads call a two-bagger.
One paper bag over her head, and one over your own...
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 14, 2017 04:32 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Amy Shooomer at March 14, 2017 04:33 PM (ppaKI)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2017 04:33 PM (PY9jH)
Margaret Cho?
Computer says... "Never Funny".
Yelling in an accent about something that never happened is not funny.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 14, 2017 04:33 PM (6gk0M)
Schumer didn't take a beloved children's classic from Disney at ruin it with a gay Gaston.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 14, 2017 04:21 PM (TOk1P)
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Between that and the insufferable little twit that Emma Watson has become, I hope the movie bombs.
It won't .... but I can dream, can't I?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 14, 2017 04:33 PM (hCoZK)
Posted by: Rich at March 14, 2017 04:33 PM (OdpDI)
Who is no Samantha Bee.
who is no Wanda Sykes
Definitely no Margaret Cho.
===
Who is no Whoopie Goldberg.
Who is no Joy Behar, Rosie O'Donnell, Roseanne Barr,
I can do this all day
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 14, 2017 04:32 PM (FZYNt)
Who is no Cher.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at March 14, 2017 04:33 PM (7N6ox)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe
Barbie? maybe a shrimp on the barbie
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 14, 2017 04:33 PM (FZYNt)
Schumer didn't take a beloved children's classic from Disney at ruin it
with a gay Gaston.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 14, 2017 04:21 PM (TOk1P)
This... although I am sure she would have given half a chance (and a screenwriter to plagiarize off of).
Posted by: redbanzai at March 14, 2017 04:25 PM (SrkNc)
Although I'm assuming it's not actually the Gaston character, because they wouldn't make a gay the bad guy.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 14, 2017 04:30 PM (TOk1P)
Didn't the director actually back off from saying "We've got a gay character!" after he had made the claim?
Posted by: buzzion at March 14, 2017 04:33 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2017 04:34 PM (fDdVG)
File "/usr/local/lib/python2.6/site-packages/cherrypy/lib/encoding.py", line 212, in __call__
self.body = self.oldhandler(*args, **kwargs)
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 14, 2017 04:34 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 14, 2017 04:34 PM (6Ll1u)
Ever notice all her pants are too tight?
.............
And she's severely Knock-Kneed.
Posted by: wth at March 14, 2017 04:34 PM (HgMAr)
Setting all that side, I saw her movie TrainWreck at home and couldn't believe how awful it was. And Judd Apatow has made some funny movies like 40 year Old Virgin.
Yet the movie got solid reviews and did well.
It's amazing who women will puff up to make themselves feel better.
Posted by: Maritime at March 14, 2017 04:34 PM (PyFAk)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 14, 2017 04:34 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Did Milli Vanilli write their own music?
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 14, 2017 04:35 PM (FZYNt)
206 Does Amy Schumer write her own stuff or does she generally take bits
from other people?. Maybe she should consider doing straight drama or
comedy in theatre where stuff is already written that's entertaining.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Did Milli Vanilli write their own music?
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 14, 2017 04:35 PM (FZYNt)
Did a million monkeys type Shakespeare?
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at March 14, 2017 04:36 PM (7N6ox)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2017 04:36 PM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 14, 2017 04:32 PM (CPk0
And a great add to the verbal rating system!
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 14, 2017 04:36 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 14, 2017 04:35 PM (FZYNt) "
Girl, you know it's true.
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 14, 2017 04:36 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2017 04:37 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 14, 2017 04:37 PM (EnKk6)
Then if she never writes her own stuff she needs to get better material or not do stand up comedy.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2017 04:37 PM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Lena Dunham, Naked at March 14, 2017 04:37 PM (j+dfT)
Schumer didn't take a beloved children's classic from Disney at ruin it
with a gay Gaston.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 14, 2017 04:21 PM (TOk1P)
This... although I am sure she would have given half a chance (and a screenwriter to plagiarize off of).
Posted by: redbanzai at March 14, 2017 04:25 PM (SrkNc)
Although I'm assuming it's not actually the Gaston character, because they wouldn't make a gay the bad guy.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 14, 2017 04:30 PM (TOk1P)
Didn't the director actually back off from saying "We've got a gay character!" after he had made the claim?
Posted by: buzzion at March 14, 2017 04:33 PM (z/Ubi)
Everything I know about the story I scanned in 30 seconds this morning, so I'm not sure, but apparently Josh Fatty, the guy who is a voice actor for some of those Disney cartoons, and did that show with Billy Crystal last year was quoted as saying he was proud to have been the first openly gay character in a Disney movie.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 14, 2017 04:37 PM (TOk1P)
Rob and Fab were headline faces.
...One ended-up Killing himself over that fraud.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 14, 2017 04:38 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Maritime
Watchyou talking about Willis?
Posted by: Shillary at March 14, 2017 04:38 PM (8ikIW)
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SPICER: White House is now working to AMEND Obamacare replacement bill
Posted by: EVLINC! at March 14, 2017 04:32 PM (y3aQB)
Which way?
Posted by: WisRich at March 14, 2017 04:38 PM (hdpay)
Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2017 04:38 PM (Gbk/a)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 14, 2017 04:34 PM (/tuJf)
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Oh dear. Do we need to come up there and stage an intervention?
Posted by: bluebell at March 14, 2017 04:38 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 14, 2017 04:38 PM (dargh)
Like this one time, she talked about how she lit herself on fire while freebasing crack cocaine - and it singed her VAGINA! Her girl vagina!
Now *that's* comedy!
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 14, 2017 04:38 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 14, 2017 04:39 PM (97XyN)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2017 04:37 PM (39g3+)
Which is different than having a writing partner for your routine. I think there are a lot that write jokes for other comedians and are paid for their work.
Posted by: buzzion at March 14, 2017 04:39 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 14, 2017 04:39 PM (/hasf)
Sad!
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 14, 2017 04:39 PM (2qHjF)
...One ended-up Killing himself over that fraud.
I thought he was mauled by a white tiger?
Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2017 04:39 PM (Gbk/a)
Posted by: REN BOTHLEISBERGER at March 14, 2017 04:39 PM (2tC+q)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 14, 2017 04:41 PM (ppaKI)
Posted by: EVLINC! at March 14, 2017 04:32 PM (y3aQB)
Which way?
Posted by: WisRich at March 14, 2017 04:38 PM (hdpay)
-------------------------
The BIG and BEAUTIFUL way. It will be GREAT.
Posted by: RioBravo at March 14, 2017 04:41 PM (SsblQ)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 14, 2017 04:39 PM (97XyN)
I don't think that's his real name...
Here, lemme check... Josh Gad. Not much better.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 14, 2017 04:41 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 14, 2017 04:41 PM (6Ll1u)
Sad!
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 14, 2017 04:39 PM (2qHjF) "
Jim became a bit of a liberal ponce over the past 4 or 5 years. But even before that, he always made excuses for Amy because she started in the business as his opening act, and - to be perfectly honest - I wouldn't be at all surprised if that lil pervert doinked her back before she was famous.
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 14, 2017 04:41 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: garrett
====
I thought that was Danny Bonaduce?
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 14, 2017 04:42 PM (/hasf)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 14, 2017 04:42 PM (ymRuQ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2017 04:42 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2017 04:43 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Chupacabra at March 14, 2017 04:43 PM (Smm/k)
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at March 14, 2017 04:43 PM (7N6ox)
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 14, 2017 04:43 PM (dargh)
Everything I know about the story I scanned in 30 seconds this morning, so I'm not sure, but apparently Josh Fatty, the guy who is a voice actor for some of those Disney cartoons, and did that show with Billy Crystal last year was quoted as saying he was proud to have been the first openly gay character in a Disney movie.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 14, 2017 04:37 PM (TOk1P)
Here's the Breitbart article where they're doing the walkback.
https://tinyurl.com/jgqrtqw
Posted by: buzzion at March 14, 2017 04:44 PM (z/Ubi)
My prediction is sweet, sweet flop sweat soaked failure.
Posted by: Max Power at March 14, 2017 04:44 PM (q177U)
believe how awful it was......It's amazing who women will puff up to make themselves feel better.
Oy, that movie was sooooo depressing. Schumer openly hates all men (as shown by the way she mocks and derides every male character in the movie), and man, what a head-trip her character was. Message sent to men: never, ever, EVER, date a young feminist!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 14, 2017 04:44 PM (NOIQH)
I drank some SuperBeets, which is like an inhaled corticosteroid.....
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 14, 2017 04:44 PM (8iiMU)
Or maybe just about 7 words that never will be said on TV. Like "And the Oscar goes to Amy Schumer."
(See, I stole that joke but I changed it just enough to make it not-totally-stolen. This isn't hard, Amy!)
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 14, 2017 04:44 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Max Power at March 14, 2017 04:44 PM (q177U)
I'll stick with the Irish famine milieu. Thanks.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 14, 2017 04:44 PM (B+qrE)
Sad!
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 14, 2017 04:39 PM (2qHjF) "
Jim became a bit of a liberal ponce over the past 4 or 5 years. But even before that, he always made excuses for Amy because she started in the business as his opening act, and - to be perfectly honest - I wouldn't be at all surprised if that lil pervert doinked her back before she was famous.
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 14, 2017 04:41 PM (oZ6kz)
Thanks for the backstory. I heard him white knighting for her on Opie and Jimmy. It made we want to vomit. A complete turn off from Opie radio even as a casual O&A fan.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 14, 2017 04:45 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: JuJuBee
Sarah Silverman an onion?
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 14, 2017 04:45 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: BurtTC at March 14, 2017 04:41 PM (TOk1P)
I went to college with a girl named Jennifer Blob. Pretty bad name. She is her class representative in the alumni magazine. She got married and now hyphenates her last name. Jennifer Blob-Boner. Unfortunate.
Posted by: Timon at March 14, 2017 04:45 PM (27k1O)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 14, 2017 04:45 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 14, 2017 04:43 PM (dargh)
Where's the (corned) beef?
Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 14, 2017 04:46 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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That would require her to be a good comic actress, which I have no reason to believe she is.
Let's just say that she doesn't appear to have the talent of a Mary Tyler Moore, much less a Lucille Ball or Carol Burnett.
There have been a LOT of men who have successfully transitioned from stand-up comedy to dramatic comedy --- Ray Romano, Seinfeld, Cosby, Newhart, etc., etc.
But women? Roseanne Barr is the only one I can think of. Maybe Ellen Degeneres but her sit-com really wasn't that great.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 14, 2017 04:46 PM (hCoZK)
-Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2017 04:39 PM (Gbk/a)
...Said the guy who was lobbying to be "Second-Place Funny".
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 14, 2017 04:46 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Chupacabra at March 14, 2017 04:46 PM (Smm/k)
Posted by: Weasel at March 14, 2017 04:46 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 14, 2017 04:46 PM (6gk0M)
believe how awful it was......It's amazing who women will puff up to make themselves feel better.
I heard it was a hilarious send up of modern feminists and snowflakes, but I haven't seen it to confirm or deny.
She got married and now hyphenates her last name. Jennifer Blob-Boner
Some people just walk into the rake on purpose.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2017 04:47 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 14, 2017 04:47 PM (ymRuQ)
-Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2017 04:39 PM (Gbk/a)
...Said the guy who was lobbying to be "Second-Place Funny".
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 14, 2017 04:46 PM (6gk0M)
Silver and bronze, fellas. Silver and bronze.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 14, 2017 04:47 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 14, 2017 04:43 PM (dargh)
Where's the (corned) beef?
Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 14, 2017 04:46 PM (Om16U)
Between their legs.
Posted by: buzzion at March 14, 2017 04:47 PM (z/Ubi)
I drank some SuperBeets, which is like an inhaled corticosteroid.....
.............
and turned my pee purple. Purple pee. From near my vagina.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 14, 2017 04:47 PM (HgMAr)
I smash watermelons and things* with a mallet and splatter it onto the crowd.
Totally hysterical and original!!!
*but not potatoes. that would be fratricide.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 14, 2017 04:47 PM (clV7O)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 14, 2017 04:47 PM (2qHjF)
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I NO RITE?
Posted by: Bruce Jenner's Penis Stump at March 14, 2017 04:48 PM (/hasf)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 14, 2017 04:48 PM (6gk0M)
Hmmm...
I think we're down to Slovakians and the Moops.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 14, 2017 04:48 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: GODSAIDMANSAID DOT COM at March 14, 2017 04:49 PM (Gbk/a)
Posted by: Chupacabra at March 14, 2017 04:46 PM (Smm/k) "
It might have scared him a little, and he certainly wouldn't want to risk the fat raise he got by taking over as co-host, but Anthony stepped on the third rail (and honestly it wasn't hard to make the argument that Anthony was a racist given, oh, ten or so years of shit he said on-air). Jim has said way more vile things but it was pretty clearly for comedic effect. I think part of it is that Jim still has the delusion that he'll someday make it mainstream like Louis C.K., so he doesn't want to upset the liberal establishment in Hollywood. But he should just realize that he has no mainstream appeal and go back to being a filthy little degenerate with a niche audience.
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 14, 2017 04:49 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: BurtTC at March 14, 2017 04:41 PM (TOk1P)
I went to college with a girl named Jennifer Blob. Pretty bad name. She is her class representative in the alumni magazine. She got married and now hyphenates her last name. Jennifer Blob-Boner. Unfortunate.
Posted by: Timon at March 14, 2017 04:45 PM (27k1O)
At least she didn't marry the guy who was the Best Man at the wedding: Chad Gobbler.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 14, 2017 04:49 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 14, 2017 04:49 PM (6Ll1u)
-
Ooh, my little pretty one, my pretty one
When you gonna give me some time, Sharona
Ooh, you make my motor run, my motor run
Got it coming off o' the line, Sharona
Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind
I always get it up, for the touch of the younger kind
My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
M-m-m-my Vagina!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 14, 2017 04:49 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 14, 2017 04:49 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 14, 2017 04:50 PM (ymRuQ)
Posted by: My23andme.com at March 14, 2017 04:50 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 14, 2017 04:47 PM (2qHjF) "
Colin Quinn is sharp, original, and funny.
Clearly there's no place for that at Comedy Central.
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 14, 2017 04:50 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 14, 2017 04:51 PM (JhduB)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2017 04:51 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Chupacabra at March 14, 2017 04:46 PM (Smm/k)
Anthony is the last Black Knight out there isn't he?
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 14, 2017 04:51 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: chris not rock at March 14, 2017 04:51 PM (1xr2/)
Posted by: Timon at March 14, 2017 04:45 PM (27k1O)
At least she didn't marry the guy who was the Best Man at the wedding: Chad Gobbler
LOLWUT?
Posted by: Jenny Knob-Goblin at March 14, 2017 04:51 PM (pbkWd)
I heard she got a divorce and that Boner guy came out to marry his best man.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2017 04:51 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 14, 2017 04:52 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: GODSAIDMANSAID DOT COM
speaking of that
Posted by: My23andme.com at March 14, 2017 04:50 PM (FZYNt)<<<
Hi, guys.
1-8-7-7 Kars 4 kids.
K-A-R-S Kars 4 kids.
1-8-7-7 Kars 4 kids
Donate your car today.
Posted by: Kars 4 Kids at March 14, 2017 04:52 PM (clV7O)
Don't get out much?
Posted by: navybrat at March 14, 2017 04:52 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 14, 2017 04:43 PM (dargh)
-------------------------
Nope. She's not round. She's shaped like an eggplant or pear and her lousy posture makes her look even more bottom-heavy.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 14, 2017 04:52 PM (hCoZK)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
If your "special sauce" is green, you should probably go see a doctor.
Posted by: Bruce at March 14, 2017 04:52 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Killerdog at March 14, 2017 04:52 PM (AReXo)
Posted by: Weasel at March 14, 2017 04:52 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: BurtTC at March 14, 2017 04:37 PM (TOk1P)
Here's the Breitbart article where they're doing the walkback.
https://tinyurl.com/jgqrtqw
Posted by: buzzion at March 14, 2017 04:44 PM (z/Ubi)
Not much of a walkback. "Yes, Gad in prancing around on the stage in a manner that would make Richard Simmons blush, and then attempts to plant a gay kiss on a dude, but it's totally not a big deal."
Posted by: BurtTC at March 14, 2017 04:52 PM (TOk1P)
Speaker Ryan should resign.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 14, 2017 04:52 PM (gwPgz)
Is it twice a day yet? Amy Schumer said something smart?
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at March 14, 2017 04:53 PM (7N6ox)
Not always.
Posted by: Vaginal mesh manufacturers at March 14, 2017 04:53 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Under Fire
Man, callin a chick a pickle barrel is like a eastern european insult.
That's like Kazakhstan level shit.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 14, 2017 04:53 PM (4YGWz)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 14, 2017 04:21 PM (ul9CR)
---
72 sunny degrees here, about to take a lovely walk.....
Posted by: the Butcher at March 14, 2017 04:53 PM (AGJqR)
No. It really doesn't help. Trust me...
Posted by: Janeane Garafalo at March 14, 2017 04:53 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2017 04:53 PM (fDdVG)
is the inside bits? Why do I keep seeing women that do not seem to
comprehend this?
I blame Eve Ensler.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 14, 2017 04:53 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: wth at March 14, 2017 04:53 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 14, 2017 04:51 PM (2qHjF) "
I pretty much completely gave up on Anthony after a few ridiculous things he did on his subscription show (including doing a 30 minute promo for a guy who sold dick cream - not even joking here - and pretending it was a legitimate interview and not a paid spot), but I haven't checked him out since Trump got elected, and I honestly think Obama winning broke something in his brain. He seemed to stop caring about being funny and went almost entirely political.
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 14, 2017 04:54 PM (oZ6kz)
I've gotten to where I can hit the mute or off button at 1-8-
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 14, 2017 04:54 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Decaf at March 14, 2017 04:54 PM (+JsGm)
Posted by: Hollywood Investors at March 14, 2017 04:54 PM (ymRuQ)
Posted by: Fritz at March 14, 2017 04:54 PM (YAPkP)
Clearly there's no place for that at Comedy Central.
-
It'd be like Syfy having science fiction.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 14, 2017 04:54 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 14, 2017 04:55 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2017 04:53 PM (fDdVG)
Looked up pictures of her on Internet. Average looking, but ugly legs, which she seems to enjoy displaying in short dresses.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 14, 2017 04:55 PM (TdMsT)
Clearly there's no place for that at Comedy Central.
-
It'd be like Syfy having science fiction.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 14, 2017 04:54 PM (Nwg0u)
Or the History Channel having history.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 14, 2017 04:55 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 14, 2017 04:55 PM (2qHjF) "
I have no problem with comedians who are racists or racist jokes. But they should at least be funny or attempting to be funny. Anthony would just scream for hours about the degeneracy of the black community with nary a joke in sight.
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 14, 2017 04:56 PM (oZ6kz)
He wants you to listen in on Donald Trump's phone calls and to give him a full report.
Posted by: M at March 14, 2017 04:56 PM (3OAG2)
He wants you to listen in on Donald Trump's phone calls and to give him a full report.
Posted by: M
What? Surely that would be nothing but talk about Pussy Galore.
Can't 006 do it?
Posted by: 007 at March 14, 2017 04:57 PM (3OAG2)
Posted by: Rip Torn at March 14, 2017 04:57 PM (97XyN)
He wants you to listen in on Donald Trump's phone calls and to give him a full report.
Posted by: M
What? Surely that would be nothing but talk about Pussy Galore.
Can't 006 do it?
Posted by: 007
You know that 006 is still recuperating from that matter in Hong Kong.
So it's your assignment. Unless you'd rather return to standard intelligence duties?
Posted by: M at March 14, 2017 04:57 PM (3OAG2)
He wants you to listen in on Donald Trump's phone calls and to give him a full report.
Posted by: M
What? Surely that would be nothing but talk about Pussy Galore.
Can't 006 do it?
Posted by: 007
You know that 006 is still recuperating from that matter in Hong Kong.
So it's your assignment. Unless you'd rather return to standard intelligence duties?
Posted by: M
No sir, I would not.
*M hands him the file*
Posted by: 007 at March 14, 2017 04:57 PM (3OAG2)
Down 33% from the Jon Stewart run, the guy just isn't a draw except with the really really snooty self hating left. And Comedy Central isn't exactly a ratings bonanza to begin with.
I bet if we actually got ala carte cable Comedy Central would just disappear. People can watch reruns of the crappy cartoons on YouTube.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2017 04:57 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2017 04:51 PM (39g3+)
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They love using these words to show how comfortable they are talking about female genitalia. How sophisticated!
And then they'll turn around and talk about women shaving their vaginas or something similarly ridiculous.
Sophisticated!!!! But apparently clueless.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 14, 2017 04:57 PM (hCoZK)
Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2017 04:58 PM (Gbk/a)
But I'm now sitting on a patio in Kema, TX with beer in hand.
Not a fan of Houston. Am a big fan of Kema.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 14, 2017 04:58 PM (Mo4sx)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 14, 2017 04:55 PM (0mRoj)
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Or Discovery Channel actually having shows to help you discover stuff.
Posted by: Flyboy at March 14, 2017 04:58 PM (0NeDf)
Name one!
Posted by: Al Franken at March 14, 2017 04:58 PM (GTgMm)
Clearly there's no place for that at Comedy Central.
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It'd be like Syfy having science fiction.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 14, 2017 04:54 PM (Nwg0u)
Or the History Channel having history.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 14, 2017 04:55 PM (0mRoj)
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Or MTV having music.
Posted by: bluebell at March 14, 2017 04:58 PM (sBOL1)
So now it's cool to call non-white people POC's? That poster (and I didn't read to see if it was real or not) said "...even if a POC is not in the room."
What's that shit? So the SJW's are now reducing people to acronyms???
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 14, 2017 04:58 PM (br2jI)
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 14, 2017 04:58 PM (3q554)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2017 04:51 PM (39g3+)
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They love using these words to show how comfortable they are talking about female genitalia. How sophisticated!
And then they'll turn around and talk about women shaving their vaginas or something similarly ridiculous.
Sophisticated!!!! But apparently clueless.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 14, 2017 04:57 PM (hCoZK)
The slide of civilization accelerated irretrievably when they started putting douche commercials on TV.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 14, 2017 04:58 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 14, 2017 04:58 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 14, 2017 04:51 PM (2qHjF) "
I pretty much completely gave up on Anthony after a few ridiculous things he did on his subscription show (including doing a 30 minute promo for a guy who sold dick cream - not even joking here - and pretending it was a legitimate interview and not a paid spot), but I haven't checked him out since Trump got elected, and I honestly think Obama winning broke something in his brain. He seemed to stop caring about being funny and went almost entirely political.
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 14, 2017 04:54 PM (oZ6kz)
This is unfortunate to hear. I never gave his solo act a test drive but I'm staying away. Thanks for saving even more disappointment in my life.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 14, 2017 04:59 PM (2qHjF)
http://tinyurl.com/gmz553a
Posted by: Timon at March 14, 2017 04:59 PM (27k1O)
Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2017 04:58 PM (Gbk/a)
You can make it up on volume!
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 14, 2017 04:59 PM (gwPgz)
No. It really doesn't help. Trust me...
Posted by: Janeane Garafalo at March 14, 2017 04:53 PM (qJhUV)
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Word.
Posted by: Lena Dunham at March 14, 2017 04:59 PM (hCoZK)
Posted by: Robert Crawford at March 14, 2017 04:59 PM (segDJ)
Clearly there's no place for that at Comedy Central.
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It'd be like Syfy having science fiction.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 14, 2017 04:54 PM (Nwg0u)
Or the History Channel having history.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 14, 2017 04:55 PM (0mRoj)
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Or MTV having music.
Posted by: bluebell at March 14, 2017 04:58 PM (sBOL1)
I'm so old I remember when MTV actually had music.
*sighs*
*starts applying to nursing homes*
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 14, 2017 05:00 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor
But that's only during election season. What about the rest of the time?
Posted by: Bruce at March 14, 2017 05:00 PM (8ikIW)
Or The Learning Channel having anything educational (instead of a circus side-show line-up of "reality" shows.)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 14, 2017 05:00 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: the Butcher at March 14, 2017 04:53 PM (AGJqR)
Morons who are Live in a fabulous climate must be prepared to offer accomodations to the Rons and Ettes who are suffering in frigid temps. I'll be arriving tomorrow, and I'll need my own bathroom. Thanks.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 14, 2017 05:00 PM (TdMsT)
I still remember seeing my first Summer's Eve commercial. Was watching the tube at my parents place with them.
Things go uncomfortably quiet.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 14, 2017 05:00 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Lewis Black at March 14, 2017 05:01 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 14, 2017 05:01 PM (ymRuQ)
No thanks. Even we have standards.
Posted by: Yakov Smirnoff at March 14, 2017 05:01 PM (ppaKI)
I discovered that the people that digitally blur the naughty bits, that's an actual, ongoing occupation.
Posted by: navybrat at March 14, 2017 05:01 PM (w7KSn)
Ha ha?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2017 05:01 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: The History Channel at March 14, 2017 05:01 PM (OwdyX)
http://tinyurl.com/gmz553a
Posted by: Timon at March 14, 2017 04:59 PM (27k1O)
So, uh, Timon. What are your current GPS coordinates? Just a friendly question...
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 14, 2017 05:01 PM (0mRoj)
Clearly there's no place for that at Comedy Central.
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It'd be like Syfy having science fiction.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 14, 2017 04:54 PM (Nwg0u)
Or the History Channel having history.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 14, 2017 04:55 PM (0mRoj)
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Or MTV having music.
Posted by: bluebell at March 14, 2017 04:58 PM (sBOL1)
What's in a name.....
Posted by: See En En at March 14, 2017 05:02 PM (TOk1P)
I still remember seeing my first Summer's Eve commercial. Was watching the tube at my parents place with them.
Things go uncomfortably quiet.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 14, 2017 05:00 PM (/tuJf)
The worst, IMHO? Charmin's "enjoy the go." I haven't purchased Charmin since that offensive and insipid campaign started.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 14, 2017 05:02 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 14, 2017 05:01 PM (0mRoj)
Just north of Village Idiots Apprentice...
Posted by: Timon at March 14, 2017 05:02 PM (27k1O)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 14, 2017 05:01 PM (ymRuQ)
He suckered me in, too.
Posted by: wth at March 14, 2017 05:02 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 14, 2017 05:02 PM (2qHjF)
I wouldn't think that her looks would relate to her ability to do comedy. Sarah Silverman is attractive and she's incredibly foul mouthed in her routines. There's some woman-who's English-I forget her name-She's quite large but she's funnily self deprecating. "I knew I was fat from the time I tried out for the Christmas pageant and I got cast as Bethlehem." I think people don't generally enjoy women being crude and rude.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2017 05:03 PM (fDdVG)
Stalin: WWI made him a leader. WWII made him a tyrant!
Posted by: The History Channel at March 14, 2017 05:01 PM (OwdyX)
What does that have to do with ancient UFOs?
Posted by: BurtTC at March 14, 2017 05:03 PM (TOk1P)
Well, they don't very often. Its just the truth, which I know is a painful thing for the left, but there it is. Here, in the interests of balance so you feel less hurt: churchgoing white folks are lousy tippers after church, too.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2017 05:03 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor
But that's only during election season. What about the rest of the time?
Posted by: Bruce at March 14, 2017 05:00 PM (8ikIW)
That's either the thread winner or runner-up!
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 14, 2017 05:03 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 14, 2017 05:01 PM (ymRuQ)
He suckered me in, too.
Posted by: wth at March 14, 2017 05:02 PM (HgMAr)
Next one she'll be nude...
Posted by: Timon at March 14, 2017 05:03 PM (27k1O)
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 14, 2017 05:03 PM (Mo4sx)
They love using these words to show how comfortable they are talking about female genitalia. How sophisticated!
And then they'll turn around and talk about women shaving their vaginas or something similarly ridiculous.
Sophisticated!!!! But apparently clueless.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 14, 2017 04:57 PM
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What, exactly, am I SUPPOSED to do about the hair growing in there??
Posted by: Rosie O"Donnell at March 14, 2017 05:04 PM (pMGkg)
I still remember seeing my first Summer's Eve commercial. Was watching the tube at my parents place with them.
Things go uncomfortably quiet.
Posted by: JackStraw at March
well, that is something of a women's issue in general. wherever they go they have to shove their problems out in the open with them.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 14, 2017 05:04 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: moronhorde minion at March 14, 2017 05:04 PM (88jeI)
Posted by: UAV Running Disposition Matrix 2.0 at March 14, 2017 05:04 PM (ymRuQ)
The worst, IMHO? Charmin's "enjoy the go." I haven't purchased Charmin since that offensive and insipid campaign started.
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Every erectile dysfunction commercial.
Posted by: shibumi at March 14, 2017 05:04 PM (FkAXz)
Posted by: Claudius at March 14, 2017 05:05 PM (+qPF/)
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 14, 2017 05:05 PM (cPsPa)
You used to hump your inflatible Shmoo Doll, didn't you?
Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2017 05:05 PM (Gbk/a)
*sighs*
*starts applying to nursing homes*
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 14, 2017 05:00 PM (0mRoj)
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Oh hush. You're a baby, relatively speaking. I remember when MTV first came on the air.
Posted by: bluebell at March 14, 2017 05:05 PM (sBOL1)
The ads that annoy me most are the erection pills. All of them. I want them to be tossed in an industrial shredder and lit on fire.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2017 05:05 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: ScoggDog
Posted by: The History Channel at March 14, 2017 05:05 PM (OwdyX)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 14, 2017 05:05 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 14, 2017 05:05 PM (3q554)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at March 14, 2017 05:06 PM (zxnA4)
Posted by: garrett at March 14
used to?
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 14, 2017 05:06 PM (cPsPa)
Remember USA Network's music video show on late night like Saturdays? I remember staying up to watch that, because we didn't have MTV yet
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2017 05:06 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Weasel at March 14, 2017 05:06 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2017 05:07 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Rosie O"Donnell at March 14, 2017 05:04 PM (pMGkg)
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Get the Nazi shaved-sides-long-top haircut.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 14, 2017 05:07 PM (EnKk6)
thing. The "girls niiiiight!" colored jeans commercial makes me cringe...
What about the one where she bumps into an old boyfriend while he's out w/his wife and teen daughter - and at the end she's giving him a "silly" wink to communicate that she wants to meet up with him later. WTF, Old Navy?!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 14, 2017 05:07 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: garrett at March 14
used to?
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 14, 2017 05:06 PM (cPsPa)
It used to be inflatable.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 14, 2017 05:08 PM (TOk1P)
Rosie if you have hair growing in your vag, seek medical help.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2017 05:08 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 14, 2017 05:08 PM (kTF2Z)
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Chill out.
Adultery is totes cool people.
Posted by: Ol Navy at March 14, 2017 05:08 PM (FkAXz)
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 14, 2017 05:08 PM (3q554)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 14, 2017 05:07 PM (NOIQH)
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That one is just the worst. I don't know what they're thinking. Or more likely, what they're smoking.
Posted by: bluebell at March 14, 2017 05:09 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 14, 2017 05:09 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 14, 2017 05:10 PM (ymRuQ)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at March 14, 2017 05:06 PM (zxnA4)
Have there been any funny comedians still standing that did not have to run through the Tough Crowd gauntlet?
I can't think of any post Tough Crowd.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 14, 2017 05:10 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 14, 2017 05:08 PM (3q554)
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I need to sue them. I haven't been able to split an atom yet, and not for lack of trying either.
Posted by: bluebell at March 14, 2017 05:10 PM (sBOL1)
http://tinyurl.com/z2n9tak
Posted by: Timon at March 14, 2017 05:10 PM (27k1O)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2017 05:10 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 14, 2017 05:11 PM (3q554)
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Amy should star with Lena Dunham in a movie about two rogue female police officers. They could call it The Sumo Sisters.
Posted by: Claudius at March 14, 2017 05:05 PM
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With the current vagina-centricity, it would be called "Poontango and Gash".
Posted by: irright at March 14, 2017 05:11 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: bluebell
♪ Video killed the radio star ♪
/iirc
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 14, 2017 05:11 PM (ZFUt7)
You know you're not supposed to use the tampon for atom splitting, right?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 14, 2017 05:11 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 14, 2017 05:11 PM (ymRuQ)
So now it's cool to call non-white people POC's? That poster (and I didn't read to see if it was real or not) said "...even if a POC is not in the room."
What's that shit? So the SJW's are now reducing people to acronyms???
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 14, 2017 04:58 PM (br2jI)
According to regulations issued by the Bureau of Thought and Speech: It is required that your race, gender, sexual preference and religion be on file in our office. Federal privileges and benefits will be awarded solely on the basis your profile. Persons who identify in the out-of-favor categories will be enrolled in our Reeducation Program.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 14, 2017 05:12 PM (TdMsT)
It's kinda like "Trainwreck" where I got the feeling I was supposed to find Amy's character's behavior cute and fun, but it was really ugly and dysfunctional.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 14, 2017 05:12 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 14, 2017 05:05 PM (6Ll1u)
Charlie Murphy!
Posted by: Rick James at March 14, 2017 05:12 PM (0mRoj)
I think her ass ate her bikini
Posted by: Bruce at March 14, 2017 05:12 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Gunslinger at March 14, 2017 05:12 PM (4S7hN)
Have you tried lighting the fuse?
Posted by: Tampax Customer Service at March 14, 2017 05:12 PM (Gbk/a)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2017 05:03 PM (fDdVG)
No, that's not quite true. Sarah Silverman did have some decent routines around 2000ish, and part of what made it work was doing a lead-up in a quiet timid voice and then dropping a nasty punch line in the same voice.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 14, 2017 05:13 PM (8nWyX)
No, she was cute but before her was Marisol Massey who was hilariously deadpan and dripping with contempt, the exact opposite of the grinning cutie on game shows. And gorgeous. I named a girl after her in Life Unworthy
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2017 05:13 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Claudius at March 14, 2017 05:05 PM
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With the current vagina-centricity, it would be called "Poontango and Gash".
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The Untouchables
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 14, 2017 05:13 PM (Nwg0u)
http://tinyurl.com/z2n9tak
Posted by: Timon at March 14, 2017 05:10 PM (27k1O)
I already know what picture that is without even looking, ya lying bastich.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 14, 2017 05:13 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2017 05:14 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 14, 2017 05:14 PM (6Ll1u)
Stalin: WWI made him a leader. WWII made him a tyrant!
He saved the world from Nazism and Fascism!!
Posted by: Ed Asner at March 14, 2017 05:14 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: bluebell at March 14, 2017 05:14 PM (sBOL1)
I always thought she seemed so in need of a shower. It also always seemed like she needed to change her pants, like she had been wearing them for weeks.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 14, 2017 05:14 PM (nILVB)
Okay . I remember her now after looking her up. Yes also very cute.
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 14, 2017 05:14 PM (3q554)
Posted by: Flyboy at March 14, 2017 05:14 PM (0NeDf)
Posted by: garrett at March 14
used to?
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 14, 2017 05:06 PM (cPsPa)
I have got to get one of those.
Look ... I'm 44. Wife is 47. Samantha Bee has my wife covered in the looks department. So do most of these women I see guys turn their nose up at here. Yet I'm shagging my wife at every opportunity. And it's not emotional ... I'm just a really big fan of screwing.
To each their own I guess. But I do run the bullshit here by the other guys I work with - and their universal reply is "Bullshit".
I guess we're all just man-whores.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 14, 2017 05:14 PM (Mo4sx)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 14, 2017 05:13 PM (0mRoj)
You know you want to look at it...Go ahead and click.
Posted by: Timon at March 14, 2017 05:15 PM (27k1O)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 14, 2017 05:13 PM (8nWyX)
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I liked her gay friends who were paunchy, slovenly couch potatoes.
"Dude, I am so gay for you!"
*fist bump*
*They go back to playing video games*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 14, 2017 05:15 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at March 14, 2017 05:15 PM (zxnA4)
Posted by: Harkonnen Medical Assistant at March 14, 2017 05:15 PM (3iWwm)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 14, 2017 05:11 PM (/tuJf)
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Have you tried lighting the fuse?
Posted by: Tampax Customer Service at March 14, 2017 05:12 PM (Gbk/a)
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Now you tell me.
Posted by: bluebell at March 14, 2017 05:16 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 14, 2017 05:16 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2017 05:05 PM (39g3+)
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Yep, they annoy me too --- although the latest round has been interesting from a marketing perspective.
Viagra prominently features young to youngish women in bedrooms or private spaces, perhaps wearing cutesy sports tees, behaving semi-seductively.
Cialis has couples at antique markets or dancing under the stars or out on a sailboat or at an amusement park. They're doing date-like things.
I told Mr. DeV. that, if he ever needed the meds, he should get Cialis so we can get a sailboat and he can finally learn to dance!
Honestly, I wonder if Cialis is marketing more towards women. I dunno.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 14, 2017 05:16 PM (hCoZK)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at March 14, 2017 05:15 PM (zxnA4)
I keep saying his bit on ' being a mother is the hardest job in the world' is one of the funniest un-PC bits out there.
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 14, 2017 05:17 PM (3q554)
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 14, 2017 05:08 PM (3q554)
All I know is that I desperately need to get herpes, because I've never been remotely as happy as the people in herpes medication commercials.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 14, 2017 05:17 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 14, 2017 05:17 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Strobe at March 14, 2017 05:17 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at March 14, 2017 05:18 PM (zxnA4)
MTV made the right decision by abandoning music for kidcentric white trash reality shows.
Posted by: Said No One at March 14, 2017 05:19 PM (ZFUt7)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 14, 2017 05:19 PM (br2jI)
Posted by: Timon at March 14, 2017 05:19 PM (27k1O)
Archer.... The comedian that plays Pam is funny.
It's Always Sunny... The live shows of Nightman they performed is hilarious. And they write their own stuff and have all the control in the world over it.
So a couple after Tough Crowd.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 14, 2017 05:19 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 14, 2017 04:10 PM (xJa6I)
Muldoon doing limericks in between the sets? I would pay to see that show, take mah money.
Posted by: LizLem at March 14, 2017 05:19 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 14, 2017 05:19 PM (nILVB)
On that hunt ? Yeah. Left after one day. Too many people. Couldn't set-up anywhere without people walking into my lanes.
Cheap tuition. Learned a lesson.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 14, 2017 05:20 PM (Mo4sx)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at March 14, 2017 05:20 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 14, 2017 05:20 PM (3q554)
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That's an odd one.
a) People who go out to eat after church are always bad tippers?
b) Or: one of those things where, when you feel you've just done something good, your conscience starts cutting you extra slack?
c) Or: hungover wait staff provides crappy service for Sunday brunch? And churchgoers are either more likely to low-tip for bad service, or make up the entire lunch rush.
Now I've just spent way too long thinking about this...
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at March 14, 2017 05:21 PM (PXbkt)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 14, 2017 05:22 PM (2qHjF)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2017 05:14 PM (39g3+)
Yeah, but Steven Wright just says absurd non-sequitur stuff in a deadpan voice and it's damned hilarious. Delivery counts as much as clever material.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 14, 2017 05:22 PM (8nWyX)
Nohnah NANNAH naht NET naht NET Nohnah NANNAH
MY VAGINA!
Nohnah NANNAH naht NET naht NET Nohnah NANNAH
Nohnah NANNAH naht NET
MY! YI YI YI WHOO!
Nohnah NANNAH naht NET naht NET Nohnah NANNAH
Nohnah NANNAH naht NET
MY VAGINA!
Posted by: The Knack at March 14, 2017 05:22 PM (0i9eW)
Posted by: Weasel at March 14, 2017 05:23 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 14, 2017 05:24 PM (2qHjF)
SPOILERS FOR NEW MOVIE.
It's LeFou that is gay. But yes, since they make him a gay guy now, and not just a weakling effeminate toady lemming, they can't have him be bad, oh no! So they have changed part of the plot. Supposedly Gaston finally goes too far and LeFou realizes he's not good, and fights with Belle and the Beast against him. At the end in the celebration ballroom scene he is one of the guests and dances with a guy, the one who the wardrobe dresses in drag, but in this version he likes being in women's clothing.
That is what I heard from a review site. I'll let you know if it is accurate after I see it this week.
But yes, the gay person in a movie can no longer be bad. I think they passed a law in Hollywood or something.
Posted by: LizLem at March 14, 2017 05:24 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 14, 2017 05:22 PM (8nWyX)
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"The diner advertised 'breakfast served any time'. I asked for pancakes in the Renaissance."
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 14, 2017 05:24 PM (EnKk6)
a) People who go out to eat after church are always bad tippers?
b) Or: one of those things where, when you feel you've just done something good, your conscience starts cutting you extra slack?
c) Or: hungover wait staff provides crappy service for Sunday brunch? And churchgoers are either more likely to low-tip for bad service, or make up the entire lunch rush.
Now I've just spent way too long thinking about this...
Posted by: Geronimo
well, lots of times, especially in smaller towns, everyone descends herd-like to the few popular places near the churches after church services, so you wind up waiting some time for a table then you get hurried service.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 14, 2017 05:25 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Timon at March 14, 2017 05:19 PM (27k1O)
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The only thing I've seen of hers are the constant ads for her show that one has to endure on TBS.
Sample of the typical humor: Samantha after the election pretending to vomit in a toilet.
Again, the problem is not her politics but the grammar school level of "humor."
Just not funny.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 14, 2017 05:25 PM (hCoZK)
People I've talked to about it say a combination of two things:
1) I put all my loose change and cash into the offering plate
2) I tithed already today
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2017 05:25 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Timon at March 14, 2017 05:25 PM (27k1O)
And don't get me started on The Gap.
And that's why the retail sector is dead.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 14, 2017 05:26 PM (hqZPQ)
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Bummer.
Posted by: Weasel at March 14, 2017 05:23 PM (Sfs6o)
Learning experience. I consider it a field exercise. Had never hunted hog. I will be better geared next time.
I sure as hell wasn't short on rifle.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 14, 2017 05:26 PM (Mo4sx)
I guess we're all just man-whores.
Posted by: ScoggDog
heh
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 14, 2017 05:27 PM (cPsPa)
Look ... I'm 44. Wife is 47. Samantha Bee has my wife covered in the looks department. So do most of these women I see guys turn their nose up at here. Yet I'm shagging my wife at every opportunity. And it's not emotional ... I'm just a really big fan of screwing.
To each their own I guess. But I do run the bullshit here by the other guys I work with - and their universal reply is "Bullshit".
I guess we're all just man-whores.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 14, 2017 05:14 PM (Mo4sx)
I'm 53. Not so much older.
It isn't the looks. It's the dead end fed up to here with the f'n drama and self absorption of some of these women. They wear it on their faces. Instant repellant.
There was a time, a few decades ago, when I would have f*cked a football if it had breasts and was willing. Now, I look at that football and think "Oh gawd. What are you going to say next?" Put another way: there's a very limited number of people I want to spend time with at all. The number that I would both want to spend time with and endure the drama inherent in actually having to caring about them is waaaaaaay less than that, and if you add to that or replace it with the drama that accompanies having sex.....You gotta have something seriously good going with you to make up for that. Frankly, a pumpkin left out in the sun with a hole carved in it starts to look more attractive.
Call me bitter. Don't care. But I'd sooner slit my wrists than bang some of these women.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 14, 2017 05:28 PM (CPk08)
Oh. Shit.
We may just have solved our differences. You're talking about women you'd like to live with. I'm just talking about a relationship that lasts ... I dunno' ... fifteen minutes tops. Including the shower after, of course.
The number of women I'd like to live with equals zero.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 14, 2017 05:34 PM (Mo4sx)
But he is not a black knight.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 14, 2017 05:35 PM (2qHjF)
We may just have solved our differences. You're talking about women you'd like to live with. I'm just talking about a relationship that lasts ... I dunno' ... fifteen minutes tops. Including the shower after, of course.
The number of women I'd like to live with equals zero.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 14, 2017 05:34 PM (Mo4sx)
No, I just mean "listen to for more than 5 minutes". I'm very nearly a complete misanthropist. I can't say that it bothers me much, unless I forget that it is so.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 14, 2017 05:37 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 14, 2017 05:39 PM (CPk08)
Now we're just arguing semantics. I get your general idea. I agree.
You're talking to me ... I'd join Misanthropists Anonymous - but it's just too much commitment.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 14, 2017 05:44 PM (Mo4sx)
Tilting at windmills, brother.
Posted by: Tyrone, Kid at March 14, 2017 05:54 PM (1mjFL)
It's 1941 and Germany has invaded England, though there are scattered Resistance redoubts. The (British) civilian police are in constant tension with the occupying military intelligence and the political SS. A Scotland Yard investigation of a civilian murder becomes a turf war when the victim is revealed as an fugitive scientist. Meanwhile, a brutal Resistance and an aristocratic cabal clasn over atomic secrets and a plan to rescue the King from his Nazi captors.
Detective inspector Sam Riley (sharp, fun) intrigues with all sides. Kate Bosworth is a (weirdly unappealing) NY Times reporter. Rest of cast does not sparkle.
I've seen the first four episodes. The fifth (and, I think, final) episode airs this weekend. No word when it comes officially to the States. But worth a look.
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