You Can't Handle the Woke!

If you're a woke guy, here is how to get involved on March 8 without stepping on toes, or mansplaining activism. https://t.co/LgQlnVr2Ok
— Vogue Magazine (@voguemagazine) March 8, 2017

Via Twitchy. Seems funny. Seems like something you guys need to make fun of.

These guys are all wearing a specific type of pussyhat called "their fucking faces."

Mika Brzezinski's crying about Fox's Outnumbered making fun of her crying was also pretty special.

Note: Mika Brzezinski is the first person in the media-political complex to resign from her husband to spend more time with her position.

Posted by: Ace at 02:18 PM

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1 First

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 09, 2017 02:19 PM (ELUpj)

2 I clicked the link.

No Rick Roll.

I'm disappointed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 09, 2017 02:19 PM (ELUpj)

3 If you're a woke guy you're a joke guy.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 09, 2017 02:20 PM (IqV8l)

4 If you are reading Vogue you are not a woke guy or any other sort of guy.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Bladerunner: The Musical at March 09, 2017 02:20 PM (hLRSq)

5 With all this stuff about Women's Day, Women's day off, yada yada yada.

Seeing that March 14 is Steak and a BJ day, can we start making some noise on what men demand on that day?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 09, 2017 02:20 PM (jxbfJ)

6 That pic could be from the 70's and I would have no idea.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 09, 2017 02:21 PM (R7+kO)

7 These guys are all wearing a specific type of pussyhat called "their fucking faces."

Our fuckheads dude....fuckheads.

Posted by: Fuckheads at March 09, 2017 02:21 PM (pbkWd)

8 looks like a photoshoot for an early '70's rock band

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 09, 2017 02:21 PM (FZYNt)

9 Well, I will say this for woke guys:

It's probably a decent way to hook up with crazy chicks.

Just don't give them your real name, phone number, or address.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 09, 2017 02:21 PM (ELUpj)

10 Anyone ever says 'woke' in my house and they're in the driveway tout-suite.

Will not. Ever.

Posted by: JEM at March 09, 2017 02:21 PM (TppKb)

11 faces begging to be punched

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 09, 2017 02:21 PM (FZYNt)

12 Mika Brzezinski is the first person in the media-political complex to
resign from her husband to spend more time with her position.

"Her position" being on her knees in front of Joe Scarborough?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 09, 2017 02:22 PM (Tnhbr)

13 I'm not up on the current "hip kid lingo", so what exactly does "woke" mean?

It sounds stupid, so I am guessing it is not something achieved by hard work and discipline.

Posted by: moki at March 09, 2017 02:22 PM (wuzmq)

14 These guys are all wearing a specific type of pussyhat called "their fucking faces."

Our fuckheads dude....fuckheads.
Posted by: Fuckheads at March 09, 2017 02:21 PM (pbkWd)

So you are used to a dick on your forehead?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2017 02:22 PM (4Ru5B)

15 It's probably a decent way to hook up with crazy chicks.

Just don't give them your real name, phone number, or address.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

never put your dick in crazy.

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 09, 2017 02:22 PM (FZYNt)

16 If you're a woke guy you sport an early 70s hairstyle

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 09, 2017 02:22 PM (493sH)

17 Would mind limboing on over here?

Ok...true north is...that way!

Thanks Francis!

Posted by: Cate Blanchett at March 09, 2017 02:22 PM (pbkWd)

18 looks like a photoshoot for an early '70's rock band

Or an early photo of the band Bush.

Posted by: Crusader at March 09, 2017 02:22 PM (ewSN2)

19 I would give these "guys" a wedgie, but I think they would like it.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Bladerunner: The Musical at March 09, 2017 02:22 PM (hLRSq)

20 Are we sure this pic is not from the 70's? The hair, the glasses? I mean, come on!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 09, 2017 02:22 PM (R7+kO)

21 I'm still annoyed that "pussy hats" are just cat ears, instead of the cunt caps that the military used to issue.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 09, 2017 02:22 PM (Tnhbr)

22 Is that a photo from the 70's?

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 09, 2017 02:22 PM (5M4cQ)

23 Yesterday my wife sent me a text regarding Women's Day which included the sentence:

"Fucking fucktard frankenfuck."

Guess she doesn't need feminism.

Posted by: fluffy at March 09, 2017 02:23 PM (jw2Xw)

24 Seeing that March 14 is Steak and a BJ day, can we start making some noise on what men demand on that day?

AR-15 uppers & lowers.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2017 02:23 PM (4Ru5B)

25 I like the pic in the Vogue article.

"Stop Violating Womans Rights"

They couldn't find someone with a grammatically correct sign?? Or maybe he only meant one woman ... and didn't have enough marker left for the apostrophe?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 09, 2017 02:23 PM (zc3Db)

26 How'd you like to share a foxhole with one of these pussies?

Posted by: Pendejo at March 09, 2017 02:23 PM (yKJ+U)

27 aka the most hits Vogue has ever received since Chuck Berry visited the Rainbow Room.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 09, 2017 02:23 PM (4YGWz)

28 I haven't even achieved down with the cause yet. Woke is just gonna have to wait.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 09, 2017 02:23 PM (/tuJf)

29 19
I would give these "guys" a wedgie, but I think they would like it.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Bladerunner: The Musical at March 09, 2017 02:22 PM (hLRSq)

Those guys only use "it" for a flap to keep the dust out of their butt crack.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 09, 2017 02:23 PM (jxbfJ)

30 I'm not up on the current "hip kid lingo", so what exactly does "woke" mean?

It sounds stupid, so I am guessing it is not something achieved by hard work and discipline.

Posted by: moki at March 09, 2017 02:22 PM (wuzmq)

"woke" means to be aware of social injustice and all that crap. Basically those of us with better things to worry about, like jobs and families, are "asleep".

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 09, 2017 02:24 PM (Tnhbr)

31 6 That pic could be from the 70's and I would have no idea.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 09, 2017 02:21 PM (R7+kO)

Ha! I was just thinking that the pic looked kind of retro.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 09, 2017 02:24 PM (kPGdd)

32 24 Seeing that March 14 is Steak and a BJ day, can we start making some noise on what men demand on that day?

AR-15 uppers & lowers.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2017 02:23 PM (4Ru5B)

I've noticed that all the grocery flyers are advertising steak and tenderloin for this week. I wonder if that's the reason?

Posted by: moki at March 09, 2017 02:24 PM (wuzmq)

33 I don't want to be woke. In fact, rather than just rolling over and going back to sleep, I should probably just kill myself. I honestly don't want to live in a world where shit like this exists.

Posted by: Damiano at March 09, 2017 02:24 PM (71OEY)

34 26 How'd you like to share a foxhole with one of these pussies?
Posted by: Pendejo

I'm pretty sure these guys are more into sharing assholes, mostly each others

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 09, 2017 02:24 PM (FZYNt)

35 I'd rather sleep.

Posted by: irright at March 09, 2017 02:24 PM (pMGkg)

36 These guys are all wearing a specific type of pussyhat called "their fucking faces."

I doubt these guys have the savvy to fuck with their faces or they wouldn't be so desperate as to attention troll at grll power rallies.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 09, 2017 02:24 PM (gIRsn)

37 "woke" means to be aware of social injustice and all that crap. Basically those of us with better things to worry about, like jobs and families, are "asleep".
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 09, 2017 02:24 PM (Tnhbr)

I like to think of myself as a "muggle".

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 09, 2017 02:24 PM (kPGdd)

38 All I know is that the guy who brought the street cart to the wymyn's rally to sell fur oil made a friggin killing ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 09, 2017 02:24 PM (zc3Db)

39 "I'm not up on the current "hip kid lingo", so what exactly does "woke" mean?"

It's the new way of saying that you have lost your bourgeois false consciousness for the scientific socialistic dialectic of Marxism-Leninism that is branded under items such as feminism, BLM, environmentalism, and so forth.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Bladerunner: The Musical at March 09, 2017 02:25 PM (hLRSq)

40 How about we get our wives to knit us hats in our favorite team colors with big dicks waving out the top and we all meet on the mall for a huge beer bust and BBQ to show our support for His Orangeness.

For the wimmin we can also have a Day Without Men by withholding our sexual favors....that'll show em.

Posted by: SS at March 09, 2017 02:25 PM (6pQj0)

41 Mika, you are still a squirrel Otherkn in denial.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2017 02:25 PM (C8CEK)

42 Are we sure this pic is not from the 70's? The hair, the glasses? I mean, come on!

Looks like a 70's pic. The plaid pants on the left give it away.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 09, 2017 02:25 PM (4WhSY)

43 I was woke. I made sure we did not run out of bread and coldcuts. Your move, ladies.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 09, 2017 02:25 PM (GX63o)

44 I think it actually is a photo from the 70's. Top of car in left side of photo looks of that era.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 09, 2017 02:25 PM (5M4cQ)

45 10 Anyone ever says 'woke' in my house and they're in the driveway tout-suite.

Will not. Ever.
Posted by: JEM at March 09, 2017 02:21 PM (TppKb)

I unfriended someone on fb for using "woke."

Posted by: josephistan at March 09, 2017 02:25 PM (7HtZB)

46 30
"woke" means to be aware of social injustice and all that crap. Basically those of us with better things to worry about, like jobs and families, are "asleep".
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 09, 2017 02:24 PM (Tnhbr)

===================

When applied to men, especially white men, I'd say that it implies the man is subservient to other people higher up on the identity politics totem pole.

So, you know, pussies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 09, 2017 02:25 PM (ELUpj)

47
"woke" means to be aware of social injustice and all that crap. Basically those of us with better things to worry about, like jobs and families, are "asleep".
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 09, 2017 02:24 PM (Tnhbr)

Ahhh. That's so very...dumbass. Figures leftists would create it.

Posted by: moki at March 09, 2017 02:25 PM (wuzmq)

48
So you are used to a dick on your forehead?

Posted by: rickb223

How else would we get our pearl halos?

Posted by: Fuckheads at March 09, 2017 02:25 PM (pbkWd)

49
That pic could be from the 70's and I would have no idea.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

looks like a photoshoot for an early '70's rock band
Posted by: Rick in SK

Looks like an anti Viet Nam war march.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 09, 2017 02:25 PM (IqV8l)

50 Well, I will say this for woke guys:

It's probably a decent way to hook up with crazy chicks.

Just don't give them your real name, phone number, or address.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 09, 2017 02:21 PM (ELUpj)

lol no. It's probably a decent way to listen to crazy chicks pontificate until 2am while nodding intently and hoping to hook up, until the crazy chick gets sleepy and sends you home.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 09, 2017 02:25 PM (8nWyX)

51 I would rather go without than placate a feminist. Sex just isn't worth that kind of sacrifice.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 09, 2017 02:25 PM (Xuv2G)

52 I'm one of the guys making D&D and Skyrim jokes and even I think these guys have a pencil-necked dweebness that won't wash out.

Posted by: Sporkatus at March 09, 2017 02:26 PM (eXSOZ)

53 This tweet doesn't even rise to the level of annoying.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 09, 2017 02:26 PM (RD7QR)

54 Anyone want to protest outside Morning Joe as "Furries 4 Trump"?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 09, 2017 02:26 PM (Tnhbr)

55 That has to be from the 70s. The girl has a 70s hair style, the photo has a Kodachrome quality to it.

Posted by: josephistan at March 09, 2017 02:26 PM (7HtZB)

56 If "woke" means being an SJW pussy, I'd call myself "passed out drunk".

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 09, 2017 02:26 PM (kPGdd)

57 Watched a bit of AM Joe this morning, and Mika's "contribution" was going "Hmmmm?" and muttering while Joe was talking with John Podhoretz.

She barely has the intellect to operate a Keurig coffeemaker.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2017 02:26 PM (PY9jH)

58 A handful of ways to get involved...

*****

From the looks of those guys they could help out by raising the toilet seat again after they are done urinating.

The ladies will appreciate it.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 09, 2017 02:26 PM (wPiJc)

59 those 'guys' are clearly only there to meet chicks. I don't think they even care that the chicks they will meet are crazy and unattractive.

Posted by: the Butcher at March 09, 2017 02:26 PM (AGJqR)

60 I like to think of myself as a "muggle".

Too bad, you're a wizard with the weekend threads.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 09, 2017 02:26 PM (4WhSY)

61 I like my wokes over easy.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 09, 2017 02:26 PM (UOJLJ)

62 Just don't give them your real name, phone number, or address.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 09, 2017 02:21 PM (ELUpj)

Or seed.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 09, 2017 02:26 PM (GX63o)

63 50 lol no. It's probably a decent way to listen to crazy chicks pontificate until 2am while nodding intently and hoping to hook up, until the crazy chick gets sleepy and sends you home.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 09, 2017 02:25 PM (8nWyX)

===================

God...I'd forgotten the weird things men will do to hook up with chicks they're not married to.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 09, 2017 02:26 PM (ELUpj)

64 The Left has been hilarious since the election.Comedy gold.They are insufferable when they win and batshit nuts in a funny way when they lose.

Posted by: steevy at March 09, 2017 02:26 PM (r/0kC)

65 Although many of the comments on the tweet are suitably dismissive, so there's some hope there.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 09, 2017 02:27 PM (RD7QR)

66 62 Just don't give them your real name, phone number, or address.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 09, 2017 02:21 PM (ELUpj)

Or seed.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 09, 2017 02:26 PM (GX63o)

======================

"She told me that she was on the all natural birth control!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 09, 2017 02:27 PM (ELUpj)

67 Looks like a picture from the 70's.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at March 09, 2017 02:27 PM (FqgrG)

68 Dammit, I missed this list. I was gonna be all fucking over it.

I am so broken up about it that I took some barbed wire and ran it all over by baclls. It was actually razor wire so it hurt really badly.

Then, I filled a bathtub with turpentine, and jumped right in/ That smarted, let me tell you...

Then I jumped out of the tub, took the bloody razor wire, and wrapped myself up in it, and rolled all around on the floor. Ooh, that was not fun.

After that, I jumped back in the bloody turpentine filled bathtub and poured gasoline all over myself, on top of the turpentine, and prior to jumping in the bathtub, I dumped five bags of thumbtacks and glass shards.

You wanna talk about pain? That hurt so badly.

That's what I get for not being an ally.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzzy at March 09, 2017 02:28 PM (/uzc3)

69 57 Watched a bit of AM Joe this morning, and Mika's "contribution" was going "Hmmmm?" and muttering while Joe was talking with John Podhoretz.

She barely has the intellect to operate a Keurig coffeemaker.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2017 02:26 PM (PY9jH)
===

You're right. But what she lacks in brain power...well I think you know where I'm going with this.

Posted by: Joe Scarborough at March 09, 2017 02:28 PM (BDZWU)

70 God...I'd forgotten the weird things men will do to hook up with chicks they're not married to.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 09, 2017 02:26 PM (ELUpj)

Yeah, and the weirdest thing to do is actually marry them.

Posted by: josephistan at March 09, 2017 02:28 PM (7HtZB)

71 I've noticed that all the grocery flyers are advertising steak and tenderloin for this week. I wonder if that's the reason?

A pizza pie joint is promoting their pizzas for 3.14.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2017 02:28 PM (4Ru5B)

72
I like to think of myself as a "muggle".

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 09, 2017 02:24 PM (kPGdd)

That's funny because these SJW assholes love Harry Potter. They're always posting crap on FB about what house they'd be part of . And it's never Slytherin, BTW.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 09, 2017 02:28 PM (Tnhbr)

73 64 The Left has been hilarious since the election.Comedy gold.They are insufferable when they win and batshit nuts in a funny way when they lose.
Posted by: steevy at March 09, 2017 02:26 PM (r/0kC)

===================

I remember Rush saying that in 2001.

Then the Republicans fucked it up and the MSM took advantage, handing victory to Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, and Barack Obama.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 09, 2017 02:28 PM (ELUpj)

74 Or seed.
*Essence*, Mandrake. Essence.

Posted by: General Ripper at March 09, 2017 02:28 PM (eXSOZ)

75 Can anyone please explain to me who all these people posting at RedState are now? I mean I got Susan Wright as offensively uber-NeverTrump but there's like fifty names that I have no clue about now.

Posted by: JEM at March 09, 2017 02:28 PM (TppKb)

76 Why do these Woke Dudes look like they stepped out of a 70s porno? Were the movie sets of pornos in the 70s really great spaces for Feminism? What are we to infer by this? I are confused...

Posted by: Nonapod at March 09, 2017 02:28 PM (CLP9I)

77 "She told me that she was on the all natural birth control!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Anal.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2017 02:28 PM (4Ru5B)

78 >>>"Her position" being on her knees in front of Joe Scarborough?

I didn't say that. You said that.

Posted by: ace at March 09, 2017 02:28 PM (8rNrN)

79 I "woke" to find your mom celebrating steak and BJ day early

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 09, 2017 02:28 PM (FZYNt)

80 You want to be edgy? You want to be counter-culture? Real women stay home and take care of their children and their husbands.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 09, 2017 02:28 PM (lwiT4)

81 "Woke"? Sweet baby Jesus.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 09, 2017 02:28 PM (0mRoj)

82
Wearing a pussy hat feels good until you become woke and realize you're gay

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 09, 2017 02:28 PM (lKyWE)

83 "She told me that she was on the all natural birth control!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 09, 2017 02:27 PM (ELUpj)

Feminism?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 09, 2017 02:29 PM (GX63o)

84 This shit is THE TRUTH!

Posted by: Walter Duranty at March 09, 2017 02:29 PM (PTD4/)

85

A pizza pie joint is promoting their pizzas for 3.14.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2017 02:28 PM (4Ru5B)

I knew March 14 was Pi day. But I didn't know about Steak and BJ day. Hubby is going to be happy on Tuesday!

Posted by: moki at March 09, 2017 02:29 PM (wuzmq)

86 76 Why do these Woke Dudes look like they stepped out of a 70s porno? Were the movie sets of pornos in the 70s really great spaces for Feminism? What are we to infer by this? I are confused...
Posted by: Nonapod at March 09, 2017 02:28 PM (CLP9I)

I saw Woke Dudes open for Steely Dan in 82, they kicked ass!

Posted by: josephistan at March 09, 2017 02:29 PM (7HtZB)

87 62 Just don't give them your real name, phone number, or address.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 09, 2017 02:21 PM (ELUpj)

Or seed.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 09, 2017 02:26 PM (GX63o)

I don't avoid these women, but I do deny them my essence.

Posted by: Gen. J Ripper, USA ret at March 09, 2017 02:29 PM (Xuv2G)

88 OT... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The head of the EPA 'denies settled science'... "Nope, CO2 isn't a problem."

Can we turn exploding lefty heads into a beer pong game?

Posted by: CPT. Charles at March 09, 2017 02:29 PM (ry4ab)

89 I wonder if Joe ever has to mansplain things to Mika? While manspreading.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2017 02:30 PM (PY9jH)

90 But MTV News told me not to say woke.

I'm so confused!

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at March 09, 2017 02:30 PM (FqgrG)

91 77 "She told me that she was on the all natural birth control!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Anal.
Posted by: rickb223

swallow

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 09, 2017 02:30 PM (FZYNt)

92 Watched a bit of AM Joe this morning, and Mika's "contribution" was going "Hmmmm?" and muttering while Joe was talking with John Podhoretz.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2017 02:26 PM (PY9jH)

And she gets PAID for doing that.

Nice work if you can get it, I guess.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 09, 2017 02:30 PM (kPGdd)

93 81
"Woke"? Sweet baby Jesus.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 09, 2017 02:28 PM (0mRoj)

No kidding. Crawl back into the womb already, douches.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 09, 2017 02:30 PM (GX63o)

94 So what's For-Mika up to now?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 09, 2017 02:30 PM (O2RFr)

95 Looks like one guy in the picture has a man purse strapped around his shoulder

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 09, 2017 02:30 PM (6Ll1u)

96 I didn't say that. You said that.

Posted by: ace at March 09, 2017 02:28 PM (8rNrN)

I like to think Joe makes her wear a set of cat ears and a tail.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 09, 2017 02:30 PM (Tnhbr)

97 I clicked the link.

No Rick Roll.

I'm disappointed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 09, 2017 02:19 PM

Duh...everyone knows that with links you get egg roll.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 09, 2017 02:30 PM (p+Wdc)

98 My new kickstarter for Woke Guy Fur Oil will go live later today.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 09, 2017 02:31 PM (yL25O)

99 82

Wearing a pussy hat feels good until you become woke and realize that blood coming out your ass meansyou're gay

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 09, 2017 02:28 PM (lKyWE)

FIFY

Posted by: Barney at March 09, 2017 02:31 PM (PTD4/)

100 That sentence, "If you're a woke guy, here is how to get involved on March 8, without stepping on toes or mansplaining activism."

I feel the speaker envisions the target man saying, "Oh, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE! Let me be involved! I promise not to mansplain! I don't want to offend anybody! Please tell me what to do!"

IOW she has a dehumanized view of what a man's attitude ought to be.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 09, 2017 02:31 PM (vRcUp)

101 94 So what's For-Mika up to now?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 09, 2017 02:30 PM (O2RFr)

5 vodka tonics by lunch

Posted by: josephistan at March 09, 2017 02:31 PM (7HtZB)

102 76 Why do these Woke Dudes look like they stepped out of a 70s porno? Were the movie sets of pornos in the 70s really great spaces for Feminism? What are we to infer by this? I are confused...
Posted by: Nonapod at March 09, 2017 02:28 PM (CLP9I)

I was wondering that myself. That picture could have been taken in, say, 1973 or so.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 09, 2017 02:31 PM (Xuv2G)

103 You want to be edgy? You want to be counter-culture? Real women stay home and take care of their children and their husbands.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 09, 2017 02:28 PM (lwiT4)

You're obviously not "woke".

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 09, 2017 02:31 PM (kPGdd)

104 95 Looks like one guy in the picture has a man purse strapped around his shoulder
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 09, 2017 02:30 PM (6Ll1u)

It's a swiss shoulder bag!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 09, 2017 02:31 PM (R7+kO)

105 "She told me that she was on the all natural birth control!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Anal.
Posted by: rickb223

That just insures that you'll conceive a lawyer.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 09, 2017 02:31 PM (zc3Db)

106 Casper Milquetoast could snap their necks with one hand.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Bladerunner: The Musical at March 09, 2017 02:32 PM (hLRSq)

107 The women on Outnumbered certainly got under Mika's skin. I was watching when Mika tweeted them or whatever to let them know "I DID NOT CRY!!!!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2017 02:32 PM (PY9jH)

108 It's a swiss shoulder bag!

Messenger bag!

Posted by: It's me donna at March 09, 2017 02:32 PM (O2RFr)

109 Why do these Woke Dudes look like they stepped out of a 70s porno?
Were
the movie sets of pornos in the 70s really great spaces for
Feminism? What are we to infer by this? I are confused...

Posted by: Nonapod at March 09, 2017 02:28 PM (CLP9I)

Oooh, show up to one of these protests and starting playing a bass line.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 09, 2017 02:32 PM (Tnhbr)

110 Note: Mika Brzezinski is the first person in the media-political complex to resign from her husband to spend more time with her position.

*chirp chirp*

*gulp*

*shlrip shlrip*

Posted by: Chirpy Parrot at March 09, 2017 02:32 PM (pbkWd)

111 95
Looks like one guy in the picture has a man purse strapped around his shoulder

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 09, 2017 02:30 PM (6Ll1u)

That's me!

Posted by: Zombie John Lennon at March 09, 2017 02:32 PM (PTD4/)

112 91
77 "She told me that she was on the all natural birth control!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Anal.

Posted by: rickb223

swallow

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 09, 2017 02:30 PM (FZYNt)

Make a date with her on Tuesday 3/14 then. Steak dinner.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 09, 2017 02:32 PM (jxbfJ)

113 What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: brak at March 09, 2017 02:32 PM (guIHw)

114 We need to get these young men into something more substantial...like military services.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 09, 2017 02:33 PM (UOJLJ)

115 Why did they use a picture of the rejects from the audition for a 70's porn video?

Posted by: alexthechick - Parallama platoon ahoy! at March 09, 2017 02:33 PM (mf5HN)

116 Scarborough deals with inconsolable bitch Bill Kristol in Oct 2016.

https://youtu.be/SFbh8e9B1SY

We have to come to terms with what a terrible candidate we have. Serious you guys.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 09, 2017 02:33 PM (VdICR)

117 113 What a stupid time to be alive.
Posted by: brak at March 09, 2017 02:32 PM (guIHw)

====================

Just go read some 19th century British novels.

And sip some tea with your pinky extended.

Also wear a monocle.

You'll feel better.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 09, 2017 02:34 PM (ELUpj)

118 OT/ I see Nancy is wigging out about The Russians having embarrassing stuff on Trump....

Posted by: It's me donna at March 09, 2017 02:34 PM (O2RFr)

119 114
We need to get these young men into something more substantial...like military services.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 09, 2017 02:33 PM (UOJLJ)

Because Gen. Mattis does need more cannon fodder.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 09, 2017 02:34 PM (jxbfJ)

120 Apparently not watching porn is one of the things guys can do. That and "do some soul searching on what kind of pornography or sex work you support. Ask yourself if you are contributing to the exploitation of sex workers."

Just for that, I'm going to look at something especially rauchy.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 09, 2017 02:34 PM (KUaJL)

121 88 OT... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The head of the EPA 'denies settled science'... "Nope, CO2 isn't a problem."

Can we turn exploding lefty heads into a beer pong game?
Posted by: CPT. Charles at March 09, 2017 02:29 PM (ry4ab)

It was schadenboneriffic.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 09, 2017 02:34 PM (RD7QR)

122 Things that I wonder about #2,678,321(a):

From where did this version of American male come?

I mean, we didn't have dipshits like this on December 6, 1941.

DID WE?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 09, 2017 02:34 PM (F0ZHr)

123 We need to get these young men into something more substantial...like military services.
Posted by: Under Fire at March 09, 2017 02:33 PM (UOJLJ)

For the love of God, please no.

Posted by: military services at March 09, 2017 02:34 PM (8nWyX)

124 From 'Woke Guy' Cheat Sheet;

Take a break from porn and do some soul-searching on what kind of
pornography or sex work you support. Ask yourself, Am I contributing to
the exploitation of sex workers?

I'm aware that male pron 'actors' get paid half of females. Is that how I should support women? By demanding pay parity?

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 09, 2017 02:34 PM (ZFUt7)

125 He woke up good! He woke up REAL good!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at March 09, 2017 02:34 PM (bE6x+)

126 "Woke" is just the cool kids describing how cool they are to each other, and for excluding the uncool kids they don't like.

American politics is just high school writ large.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 09, 2017 02:34 PM (kPGdd)

127 Wearing a pussy hat feels good until you become woke and realize you're gay

If you're a woman trapped in a man's body, it's not so bad.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 09, 2017 02:34 PM (4WhSY)

128 3-part question:

1. Do not judge me.

2. Do you think anyone who doesn't talk like a fag who's shit's all retarded but who also is white can get away with wearing the 70s style leather jacket?

3. would it go with my messenger bag

Posted by: ace at March 09, 2017 02:35 PM (8rNrN)

129 Pussyhat Man is the 21st century Golwater Girl.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 09, 2017 02:35 PM (vRcUp)

130 There was a "woke" (GAH) guy here in Savannah who attended the Day Without Wymyn festivities yesterday, who looked kind of like one of those guys in the pic. He said he was there "because I have a grandmother, a mother, a wife, daughters, and granddaughters." He said this while standing in front of Planned Parenthood's booth.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2017 02:35 PM (PY9jH)

131 I actually bought a messenger bag for my work laptop. It's a great bag- all leather since I wanted to use every part of where my steak comes from:

http://tinyurl.com/zyzavgh

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 09, 2017 02:35 PM (R7+kO)

132 Goldwater

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 09, 2017 02:35 PM (vRcUp)

133 >>>That pic could be from the 70's and I would have no idea.<<<

When they looked like that in the 70s it was because they were stoned out of their skulls.

Posted by: Fritz at March 09, 2017 02:35 PM (2Mnv1)

134 128 3-part question:

1. Do not judge me.

2. Do you think anyone who doesn't talk like a fag who's shit's all retarded but who also is white can get away with wearing the 70s style leather jacket?

3. would it go with my messenger bag
Posted by: ace at March 09, 2017 02:35 PM (8rNrN)

======================

Ace, with your GAINZ, I bet you can pull of anything...

except the messenger bag.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 09, 2017 02:36 PM (ELUpj)

135
8 looks like a photoshoot for an early '70's rock band
Posted by: Rick in SK

9 It's probably a decent way to hook up with crazy chicks. Posted by: TheJamesMadison

******

These two comments give a whole new meaning to Three Dog Night

Posted by: Muldoon at March 09, 2017 02:36 PM (wPiJc)

136 >>The head of the EPA 'denies settled science'... "Nope, CO2 isn't a problem."

Supposedly, Trump is issuing an EO next week to gut Obama's Clean Power Plan.

It's all gone. Like tears, in rain.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 09, 2017 02:36 PM (/tuJf)

137 If gender is a social construct and anyone can be a woman, then who is really a woman?

Posted by: navybrat at March 09, 2017 02:36 PM (w7KSn)

138 Why did they use a picture of the rejects from the audition for a 70's porn video?

Posted by: alexthechick - Parallama platoon ahoy! at March 09, 2017 02:33 PM (mf5HN)

Rejects, or gay fluffers?

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 09, 2017 02:36 PM (kPGdd)

139 Detailing ways to support this, the article states "Another way to support is with porn." It then goes on to say "Wednesday will be a good day ... to reflect on the kind of pornography etc. that you employ."

Today is Thursday. Shouldn't this have been brought before The Horde yesterday, or sooner, so those* who 'employ' could have participated?

*(obligatory) NTTATWWT

Posted by: Dr. Feelgood at March 09, 2017 02:36 PM (DMUuz)

140 2. Do you think anyone who doesn't talk like a fag who's shit's all retarded but who also is white can get away with wearing the 70s style leather jacket?

Yes. As long as his name is Vito or Tony.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2017 02:36 PM (4Ru5B)

141
Is that an Impeach Nixon button on the woke guy with the glasses?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 09, 2017 02:36 PM (493sH)

142 I see Nancy is wigging out about The Russians having embarrassing stuff on Trump....

Like exempting your husband's canneries in American Samoa from minimum wage laws? That kind of thing?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 09, 2017 02:36 PM (F0ZHr)

143 136 >>The head of the EPA 'denies settled science'... "Nope, CO2 isn't a problem."

Supposedly, Trump is issuing an EO next week to gut Obama's Clean Power Plan.

It's all gone. Like tears, in rain.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 09, 2017 02:36 PM (/tuJf)

=====================

"This sudden increase in economic activity has nothing to do with TRUMP!!!!!"
-The New York Times

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 09, 2017 02:37 PM (ELUpj)

144
2. Do you think anyone who doesn't talk like a fag who's shit's all retarded but who also is white can get away with wearing the 70s style leather jacket?

Posted by: ace at March 09, 2017 02:35 PM (8rNrN)

Depends. How big of a pornstar stache does this hypothetical person have.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 09, 2017 02:37 PM (KUaJL)

145 He said he was there "because I have a grandmother, a
mother, a wife, daughters, and granddaughters." He said this while
standing in front of Planned Parenthood's booth.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2017 02:35 PM (PY9jH)
======================

He had a grandmother AND granddaughters? Wow. That's quite a span.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 09, 2017 02:37 PM (lwiT4)

146 1. Do not judge me.

2. Do you think anyone who doesn't talk like a fag who's shit's all retarded but who also is white can get away with wearing the 70s style leather jacket?

3. would it go with my messenger bag
Posted by: ace at March 09, 2017 02:35 PM (8rNrN)

Heh. I have a very heavy leather jacket from my grandfather which has the widest furry lapels imaginable. It is probably one of the best coats I have when it is really cold. Still wear the Carhartt most of the time though.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 09, 2017 02:37 PM (R7+kO)

147 3-part question:

1. Do not judge me.

2. Do you think anyone who doesn't talk like a fag who's shit's all retarded but who also is white can get away with wearing the 70s style leather jacket?

3. would it go with my messenger bag

That's only two questions!

But the answer to all three is yes!

Posted by: Chirpy Parrot at March 09, 2017 02:37 PM (pbkWd)

148 Pussyhat Man is the 21st century Golwater Girl.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 09, 2017 02:35 PM (vRcUp)

Pussy Galore was the 60s Goldfinger girl. How far we have fallen

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 09, 2017 02:38 PM (493sH)

149 With all the GAINZZZ, I'll bet Ace can wear his Members Only jacket again.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2017 02:38 PM (PY9jH)

150 ace, you better have a partially burned draft card in that messenger bag. or, it's really, really, gay. and fucked up. i thought that picture was circa 1970.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 09, 2017 02:38 PM (KP5rU)

151 Apparently the easiest way to be woke is to be an out of work porn star? Or was this a picture from the auditions for a community theater production of Starsky and Hutch?

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at March 09, 2017 02:38 PM (VT3t1)

152 Waiting for the sleeping giant to get woke.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 09, 2017 02:39 PM (IqV8l)

153 Ask yourself, Am I contributing to the exploitation of sex workers?

And if so, is it enough?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 09, 2017 02:39 PM (F0ZHr)

154 Today is Thursday. Shouldn't this have been brought before The Horde yesterday, or sooner, so those* who 'employ' could have participated?

*sobs quietly*

*nods*

Posted by: Rapey Tuesday at March 09, 2017 02:39 PM (pbkWd)

155 Those guys oil their fur.

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2017 02:39 PM (XbFDI)

156 It's a swiss shoulder bag!

Messenger bag!

Posted by: It's me donna at March 09, 2017 02:32 PM

It's a purse, gayboys!

Posted by: Mr. Chow at March 09, 2017 02:39 PM (p+Wdc)

157
Now I'm Not Even Trying - a limerick

sumpin, sumpin, sumpin Woke
sumpin, sumpin, sumpin Bloke
sumpin, sumpin fymynyst
sumpin, sumpin Stalinist
sumpin, sumpin, sumpin Joke

Posted by: Muldoon at March 09, 2017 02:39 PM (wPiJc)

158 He had a grandmother AND granddaughters? Wow. That's quite a span.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 09, 2017 02:37 PM (lwiT4)

That was the first thing that came to mind for me. He must have started breeding when he was a teen.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2017 02:39 PM (PY9jH)

159 Those guys look like a badly-coiffed Beatles tribute band-in order, L-R, "Ringo"--with head turned; "John", "George" and "Paul."

Posted by: JoeF. at March 09, 2017 02:39 PM (7uYFy)

160 50 Well, I will say this for woke guys:

It's probably a decent way to hook up with crazy chicks.

Just don't give them your real name, phone number, or address.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 09, 2017 02:21 PM (ELUpj)

lol no. It's probably a decent way to listen to crazy chicks pontificate until 2am while nodding intently and hoping to hook up, until the crazy chick gets sleepy and sends you home.
........

...then, the next morning, crazy chick will be trigger by something incomprehensible and imaginary or be asked about the guy who was seen leaving her room at 2 AM and get embarrassed because no one believes that she wasn't banging you, so she accuses you of rape, starts walking around with a mattress on her back, and CNN is at your door demanding to know exactly how many women have you raped today?

So, now you're a national rape celebrity and have a restraining order on you. Your job does a background check and policy states that pending or convicted felonies are a disqualification, so you get fired.

Now you're broke, can't pay your rent, and get kicked out of your apartment, so you sleep in a dumpster... where you are actually raped by some crazy yet surprisingly strong and *large* homeless guy. Limping to the free clinic with your ass bleeding, you are confronted by legions of "Women's Health Professionals" who are split between calling you a rapist and a liar and those who say you described it and throw things at you... while CNN plays in the waiting room.

Of course, all of them tweet pictures of the SJWing and are given awards and become internet/ media millionaires while your picture with your bleeding ass goes viral with the caption, Rapist Turns Gay.

Decades later, after several name changes and relocations ending in Southeast Asia, you attempt to go hit on the cute girl at the bar, who replies, "You look just like that Gay Raper guy".

Resigned to your fate, you undergo extensive plastic surgery and end up looking like Joan Rivers.

Posted by: Damiano at March 09, 2017 02:39 PM (71OEY)

161 153 Ask yourself, Am I contributing to the exploitation of sex workers?

And if so, is it enough?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 09, 2017 02:39 PM (F0ZHr)

Hey, those women have to eat too... at least a little.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 09, 2017 02:40 PM (R7+kO)

162 Why did they use a picture of the rejects from the audition for a 70's porn video?

Posted by: alexthechick - Parallama platoon ahoy! at March 09, 2017 02:33 PM (mf5HN)

Because God loves you and doesn't want you to be tired of #winning.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 09, 2017 02:40 PM (Tnhbr)

163 Ask yourself, Am I contributing to
the exploitation of sex workers?

Ah, there's the nub.

To be clear, all, ahem, "sex workers" are truly and horrifically exploited. Full stop.

But feminism for some reason has to take the stand that they're actually empowered, because anything else is surrendering to the patriarchy.

But the very nature of the "sex worker" is to comply with the predations of men.

So now feminism can fix that, too. By lecture. And appealing to the better nature of horny dudes.

Good luck with that.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 09, 2017 02:40 PM (yL25O)

164 what kind of porn or sex work do I support?

All of it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 09, 2017 02:40 PM (shLnc)

165 Those "guys" should head to the doc and get a testosterone shot.

Lord i hat hipster douchebags!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 09, 2017 02:40 PM (cOHS7)

166 115 Why did they use a picture of the rejects from the audition for a 70's porn video?
Posted by: alexthechick - Parallama platoon ahoy! at March 09, 2017 02:33 PM (mf5HN)

It's not small. I was cold.

Posted by: Women's march guy at March 09, 2017 02:40 PM (Xuv2G)

167 >> Ask yourself, Am I contributing to the exploitation of sex workers?

Good luck cashing that check, honey.

Posted by: Bob Beckel at March 09, 2017 02:40 PM (XbFDI)

168 The 70's called and they want their... Oh never mind...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 09, 2017 02:40 PM (O2RFr)

169 151 Apparently the easiest way to be woke is to be an out of work porn star? Or was this a picture from the auditions for a community theater production of Starsky and Hutch?
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at March 09, 2017 02:38 PM (VT3t1)

Somewhere out there is a bass player saying "YES! Wocka-chicka is in again!"

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 09, 2017 02:40 PM (RD7QR)

170 Wait, is that picture from 2017 or 1969?

Posted by: Lord Sir x at March 09, 2017 02:41 PM (nFwvY)

171 1. Do not judge me.

2. Do you think anyone who doesn't talk like a fag who's shit's all retarded but who also is white can get away with wearing the 70s style leather jacket?

3. would it go with my messenger bag
Posted by: ace at March 09, 2017 02:35 PM (8rNrN)

1. ace, ace, ace, you know how accepting and tolerant and supportive of all life choices the Horde is.

2. Only if you have the matching pimp hat with the yugest, most luxurious feather in it possible. Preferably from a now extinct species.

3. Which one?

(please don't ban me)

Posted by: alexthechick - Parallama platoon ahoy! at March 09, 2017 02:41 PM (mf5HN)

172 "She told me that she was on the all natural birth control!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Anal.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2017 02:28 PM (4Ru5B)

Leave my wife out of this!!!!!!

Posted by: George Clooney at March 09, 2017 02:41 PM (Jcg9Q)

173 i saw that one guy in forrest gump. he kept mumbling something about that fuckin johnson. i thought he was gay and bitching about some guys dick.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 09, 2017 02:41 PM (KP5rU)

174 Women's day was originally on March 6, but it took so long for them to get ready, they changed it to the 8th.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 09, 2017 02:41 PM (jsWA8)

175 161
153 Ask yourself, Am I contributing to the exploitation of sex workers?

And if so, is it enough?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 09, 2017 02:39 PM (F0ZHr)

Hey, those women have to eat too... at least a little.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 09, 2017 02:40 PM (R7+kO)

$1 at a time.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 09, 2017 02:41 PM (jxbfJ)

176 >>These guys are all wearing a specific type of pussyhat called "their fucking faces."

Please tell me that is not a picture of men in 2017, because......yeesh, the Left's ideas aren't just from the late 60's, but their fashion.
The pr0n-stache is not coming back in fashion, is it???

Posted by: Nicholas Cage at March 09, 2017 02:41 PM (NOIQH)

177 With all the GAINZZZ, I'll bet Ace can wear his Members Only jacket again.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

And his parachute pants. And then go hang out at the mall.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2017 02:41 PM (4Ru5B)

178 Is woke kinda like poke? Because, to be honest, I prefer plain sashimi.

Posted by: not the mama at March 09, 2017 02:41 PM (EpAnP)

179 As a woke guy, I put my thumb in my own butt during doggy.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 09, 2017 02:41 PM (98RO2)

180 >>>
2. Only if you have the matching pimp hat with the yugest, most luxurious feather in it possible. Preferably from a now extinct species.

my plan is to wear a brown suit-style 70s leather jacket with a white turtleneck with that oversized turtleneck collar so I look like Larry at the Regal Beagle, but without a perm and not stupid.

Posted by: ace at March 09, 2017 02:42 PM (8rNrN)

181 Now I'm Not Even Trying - a limerick

sumpin, sumpin, sumpin Woke

sumpin, sumpin, sumpin Bloke

sumpin, sumpin fymynyst

sumpin, sumpin Stalinist

sumpin, sumpin, sumpin Joke

Your best work yet!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 09, 2017 02:42 PM (4WhSY)

182 177 With all the GAINZZZ, I'll bet Ace can wear his Members Only jacket again.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

And his parachute pants. And then go hang out at the mall.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2017 02:41 PM (4Ru5B)

Man-bun?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 09, 2017 02:42 PM (R7+kO)

183 If you click through to the Vogue article the photo is clearly early 70s vintage.

The real crime is the sign, "stop violating womans rights".

No possessive apostrophe, and we're only protecting the rights of one woman? She'd better be hawt.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at March 09, 2017 02:42 PM (gIRsn)

184 >>And his parachute pants.

Nothing gets between Ace and his Girbauds.

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2017 02:43 PM (XbFDI)

185 Waiting for the sleeping giant to get woke.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

******

Funny you should use this phrase. It occurred to me yesterday that America's response to the 9/11 attacks over the next 15 years consisted of the sleeping giant being jolted awake, sitting up angrily, slapping at mosquitos for a few minutes, then crawling back under the blankets and curling up in a fetal position sucking its thumb.

I could be wrong.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 09, 2017 02:43 PM (wPiJc)

186 Our paper claimed "hundreds" of wymyn showed up yesterday.

I'm calling bullshit, because all the parking around the particular square is parallel.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2017 02:43 PM (PY9jH)

187 except I looked up the prices for this kind of thing. I thought they would be cheap. Oh no. Quite the opposite.

maybe i'll look in Goodwill

Posted by: ace at March 09, 2017 02:43 PM (8rNrN)

188 Sure they don't mean wank guys like wankers...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 09, 2017 02:43 PM (O2RFr)

189 174 Women's day was originally on March 6, but it took so long for them to get ready, they changed it to the 8th.
Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 09, 2017 02:41 PM (jsWA

You're in SO MUCH TROUBLE.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 09, 2017 02:43 PM (RD7QR)

190 He had a grandmother AND granddaughters? Wow. That's quite a span.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 09, 2017 02:37 PM (lwiT4)

That was the first thing that came to mind for me. He must have started breeding when he was a teen.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2017 02:39 PM (PY9jH)

I know someone in the Bronx who became a great grandmother at 56.

Posted by: George Clooney at March 09, 2017 02:43 PM (Jcg9Q)

191 hehehe... here's the OT follow-up:

"EPA chief Scott Pruitt says carbon dioxide is not a primary contributor to global warming."

http://tinyurl.com/j7vjzmr

Posted by: CPT. Charles at March 09, 2017 02:43 PM (ry4ab)

192 Could you fit a pimp hat on with a man-bun?

(Add this to: questions I never thought I would ask myself.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 09, 2017 02:43 PM (R7+kO)

193 >> so I look like Larry at the Regal Beagle,

Needs Moar Paisley.

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2017 02:43 PM (XbFDI)

194 "It's where all these people with long legs and short skirts talk about the news"

Aw, Mika, your body acceptance issues are showing (she struggles with bullemia).

Posted by: Nicholas Cage at March 09, 2017 02:44 PM (NOIQH)

195 Wait, wasn't that whole Women's March thingy organized by a bunch of dudes? Not one lightly greased pussy hair on the committee? Or was it just one guy that organized the DC march? Something like that, anyways.

Now it might be mansplainingly painful to hear, but it was the only solution to picking a restaurant to eat at afterwards. Imagine 20,000 women trying to agree on where to eat lunch.

PS This is why there are multiple restaurants throughout the US named I Don't Care.

> Where would you like to eat at, honey?
>> I don't care.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 09, 2017 02:44 PM (xpfRn)

196 Oops dammit I do that every time.

Bye bye George.

Posted by: Country Boy at March 09, 2017 02:44 PM (Jcg9Q)

197 Reminder:

The same people who have oh-so-much concerns about the plight of sex workers...

Support "slut walks."

How do they keep their heads from disintegrating from the constant whiplash?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 09, 2017 02:44 PM (F0ZHr)

198 3. would it go with my messenger bag
Posted by: ace at March 09, 2017 02:35 PM (8rNrN)

Ace, what you have is primarily a messaging problem. with your messenger bag.

Call it your EDC bag. Implying it has a big ass gun in it.

Get one of those tactical pens and clip it to the shoulder strap or something. Just a little tacticool-flair goes a long way, so don't overdo it.

Presto, done.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 09, 2017 02:44 PM (yL25O)

199
Wouldn't a woke guy realize his pussy hat was made by exploited workers in Vietnam?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 09, 2017 02:44 PM (lKyWE)

200 I will say, guy on the left is on point with his Disco Stu cosplay. Wonder if he has the shoes with goldfish in then?

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at March 09, 2017 02:44 PM (VT3t1)

201 > Where would you like to eat at, honey?
>> I don't care.
Posted by: GnuBreed

*zip*

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 09, 2017 02:44 PM (FZYNt)

202 >>my plan is to wear a brown suit-style 70s leather jacket with a white turtleneck with that oversized turtleneck collar so I look like Larry at the Regal Beagle, but without a perm and not stupid.

I see a flaw. Maybe a couple.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 09, 2017 02:44 PM (/tuJf)

203 I took a look at the full size photo. The button reads "Vote Socialist Workers." The girl is handing out cheapo newspapers. Has to be from the 70s.

Posted by: josephistan at March 09, 2017 02:44 PM (7HtZB)

204 95 Looks like one guy in the picture has a man purse strapped around his shoulder

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 09, 2017 02:30 PM (6Ll1u)
===

It's not a purse! It's European!

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at March 09, 2017 02:45 PM (BDZWU)

205

Yep, pic is from the 70's. not a cell phone in sight.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 09, 2017 02:45 PM (HSmrB)

206 Next thing you know Pimp and Ho costume parties won't be allowed anymore.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 09, 2017 02:45 PM (6Ll1u)

207 As a woke guy, I no longer have weight or hygiene restrictions on my offer of mustache rides.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 09, 2017 02:45 PM (98RO2)

208 Wait...those sex workers were women?

Why did I even go to Thailand?

Posted by: American Businessman at March 09, 2017 02:45 PM (XbFDI)

209 They asked me how I knew
My SJW beliefs were true
I of course replied
Something here inside
Can not be denied

They, said some day you'll find
All who preach Privilege are blind
When you heart's on fire
You must realize
Snowflakes get in your eyes

So I "He for She'd" them, and I gaily tweeted them,
To think they would doubt my love
And yet today, my mansplaining has fled away
I am without Hopeychange

Now laughing Deplorables deride
Tears I cannot hide
So I smile and say
With all my fellow Woke guys
Snowflakes got in our eyes

Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2017 02:45 PM (hvf9s)

210 @33 - I feel your pain. This world is bullshit. I never thought my adult years would be spent in a world like this.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 09, 2017 02:45 PM (vg8iE)

211 Rejects, or gay fluffers?
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 09, 2017 02:36 PM (kPGdd)

Oh please gay fluffers look better than that.

Posted by: alexthechick - Parallama platoon ahoy! at March 09, 2017 02:45 PM (mf5HN)

212 OT: The Daily Mail has photos of the radioactive Fukushima wild boars.

It's a start.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Bladerunner: The Musical at March 09, 2017 02:45 PM (hLRSq)

213 >>"EPA chief Scott Pruitt says carbon dioxide is not a primary contributor to global warming."

OMG - are heads *literally* exploding!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2017 02:45 PM (NOIQH)

214 We Ovulate 'Kuz Empathy

Posted by: irright at March 09, 2017 02:46 PM (pMGkg)

215 >>>>would it go with my messenger bag

Posted by: ace at March 09, 2017 02:35 PM (8rNrN)

Ace, what you have is primarily a messaging problem. with your messenger bag.

Call it your EDC bag. Implying it has a big ass gun in it.

Get one of those tactical pens and clip it to the shoulder strap or
something. Just a little tacticool-flair goes a long way, so don't
overdo it.

Presto, done.
.
.
.Call it a bug out bag and stick a few Military pins or patches on it.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 09, 2017 02:46 PM (le7jz)

216 You know, not ALL sex workers are women.

Posted by: Mexican Donkey at March 09, 2017 02:46 PM (XbFDI)

217 Our paper claimed "hundreds" of wymyn showed up yesterday.

I'm calling bullshit, because all the parking around the particular square is parallel.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Ouch!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2017 02:46 PM (4Ru5B)

218 Where are the leisure suits?

Posted by: Jen the original at March 09, 2017 02:46 PM (lvGA4)

219 Oh heavens! Does this mean the NBA will be reintroducing tighty-tight gym shorts and knee high white socks?

Posted by: Muldoon at March 09, 2017 02:46 PM (wPiJc)

220
Right after the Wymyn's March they're going to audition for Three Dog Night circa 1971

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 09, 2017 02:46 PM (493sH)

221 Rejects, or gay fluffers?
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 09, 2017 02:36 PM (kPGdd)

I saw Anal Rejects open for the Gay Fluffers at the Pink Flamingo in 1974.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 09, 2017 02:46 PM (R7+kO)

222 Yeah, it appears that photo actually is from the '70's....

Posted by: JoeF. at March 09, 2017 02:46 PM (7uYFy)

223 Ace forgot a link to a London Boys vid.

*slinks away*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2017 02:47 PM (PY9jH)

224 Wouldn't a woke guy realize his pussy hat was made by exploited workers in Vietnam?
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 09, 2017 02:44 PM (lKyWE)

When you're woke enough, it doesn't matter, as long as you make sure to feel really guilty about it.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 09, 2017 02:47 PM (8nWyX)

225 >>Call it your EDC bag. Implying it has a big ass gun in it.

ARMED AND GAY - starring Shelvey McShelverstein.

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2017 02:47 PM (XbFDI)

226 I saw Radioactive Wild Boars open for Banarama at the Rosemont Horizon in '86.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 09, 2017 02:47 PM (F0ZHr)

227 222 Yeah, it appears that photo actually is from the '70's....
Posted by: JoeF.

Vogue = Fake news

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 09, 2017 02:47 PM (FZYNt)

228 Posted by: ace at March 09, 2017 02:35 PM (8rNrN)

An USMC leather flight jacket and a Saddleback Leather briefcase absolutely go together.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 09, 2017 02:47 PM (zGttg)

229 Wouldn't a woke guy realize his pussy hat was made by exploited female workers in Vietnam?

FIFY.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2017 02:48 PM (4Ru5B)

230 @222 - Just think, those people in that photo are Medicare age now or dead.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 09, 2017 02:48 PM (vg8iE)

231 All those pointing out that the picture is actually from the 70's need to shut your whore mouths and stop getting facts and reality into our fun. That's just mean.

my plan is to wear a brown suit-style 70s leather jacket with a white turtleneck with that oversized turtleneck collar so I look like Larry at the Regal Beagle, but without a perm and not stupid.
Posted by: ace at March 09, 2017 02:42 PM (8rNrN)

No lie, you could pull that off.

Posted by: alexthechick - Parallama platoon ahoy! at March 09, 2017 02:48 PM (mf5HN)

232 197 Reminder:

The same people who have oh-so-much concerns about the plight of sex workers...

Support "slut walks."

How do they keep their heads from disintegrating from the constant whiplash?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 09, 2017 02:44 PM (F0ZHr)

It makes sense if you realize what their real objection to sex work is. All that "exploitation" stuff is a smoke screen. It's really about restricting the supply of sex to the point where men will actually consider sleeping with a blue-haired rhino.

Posted by: Women's march guy at March 09, 2017 02:48 PM (Xuv2G)

233 Hey look, it's The Shittiest Generation.

Posted by: Lord Sir x at March 09, 2017 02:48 PM (nFwvY)

234 He had a grandmother AND granddaughters? Wow. That's quite a span.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 09, 2017 02:37 PM (lwiT4)

Not really ... he married his mother.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 09, 2017 02:48 PM (zc3Db)

235 26 How'd you like to share a foxhole with one of these pussies?
Posted by: Pendejo at March 09, 2017 02:23 PM (yKJ+U)

---

Strange. I'm smelling what must be fur oil mixed with piss. How is it possible for me to know that?

Posted by: Slo-Pitch Whiffer at March 09, 2017 02:48 PM (5JlYa)

236 222 Yeah, it appears that photo actually is from the '70's....
Posted by: JoeF. at March 09, 2017 02:46 PM (7uYFy)

Yep, I finally clicked on the full pic- bell bottoms. Case closed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 09, 2017 02:48 PM (R7+kO)

237 ALSO THEY AREN'T PUSSY HATS!

THEY AREN'T EVEN CAT EAR HATS!

ARRRGGGHHHHHH

Posted by: alexthechick - Parallama platoon ahoy! at March 09, 2017 02:48 PM (mf5HN)

238 2. Only if you have the matching pimp hat with the yugest, most luxurious feather in it possible. Preferably from a now extinct species.

Extra points if the species went extinct so you could make the hat.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at March 09, 2017 02:48 PM (9krrF)

239 You know, not ALL sex workers are women.

Posted by: Mexican Donkey at March 09, 2017 02:46 PM (XbFDI)

Thank you!!

Posted by: That monkey loving deer at March 09, 2017 02:48 PM (Jcg9Q)

240 229 Wouldn't a woke guy realize his pussy hat was made by exploited female workers in Vietnam?

FIFY.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2017 02:48 PM (4Ru5B)

======================

Did you just assume their gender?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 09, 2017 02:48 PM (ELUpj)

241 PS This is why there are multiple restaurants throughout the US named I Don't Care.

> Where would you like to eat at, honey?
>> I don't care.

We always wind up a U-Pick

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 09, 2017 02:48 PM (8ZskC)

242 .Call it a bug out bag and stick a few Military pins or patches on it.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 09, 2017 02:46 PM (le7jz)

We need AoS morale patches. Right. Now.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 09, 2017 02:49 PM (yL25O)

243 >>No lie, you could pull that off.

He gave that up for Lent.

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2017 02:49 PM (XbFDI)

244
I could be wrong.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 09, 2017 02:43 PM

You're not wrong.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 09, 2017 02:49 PM (IqV8l)

245 230 @222 - Just think, those people in that photo are Medicare age now or dead.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 09, 2017 02:48 PM (vg8iE)

Or were really, REALLY embarrassed in the 80's.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 09, 2017 02:49 PM (R7+kO)

246 Hey look, it's The Shittiest Generation.

aka The Confederacy of Douches

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 09, 2017 02:49 PM (8ZskC)

247 If you click through to the Vogue site, you'll see a larger version of the photo, and the chick on the left in the orange blouse is definitely wearing 70s era pants.

So the question is, why is Vogue using a 70s era photo for a current news story? Did they just like the "Stop violating women's rights" sign?

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 09, 2017 02:49 PM (kPGdd)

248 >>> 174 Women's day was originally on March 6, but it took so long for them to get ready, they changed it to the 8th.Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 09, 2017 02:41 PM

To paraphrase Dolly Parton: It takes a lot of time to look this stupid.

Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2017 02:49 PM (hvf9s)

249 Just think, those people in that photo are Medicare age now or dead.

Heh, or...

Posted by: Medicare at March 09, 2017 02:49 PM (pbkWd)

250 Did you just assume their gender?

DKDC.
Don't know, don't care.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2017 02:49 PM (4Ru5B)

251 237 ALSO THEY AREN'T PUSSY HATS!

THEY AREN'T EVEN CAT EAR HATS!

ARRRGGGHHHHHH

Posted by: alexthechick - Parallama platoon ahoy!

I disagree, I can clearly see the clitoris

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 09, 2017 02:49 PM (FZYNt)

252 234 He had a grandmother AND granddaughters? Wow. That's quite a span.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 09, 2017 02:37 PM (lwiT4)

Not really ... he married his mother.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 09, 2017 02:48 PM (zc3Db)

Is that a problem?

Posted by: Oedipus Rex at March 09, 2017 02:49 PM (Xuv2G)

253 We need AoS morale patches. Right. Now.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 09, 2017 02:49 PM (yL25O)

Challenge coins.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2017 02:49 PM (PY9jH)

254 As a Woke guy, I do not know, and could not possibly care less, what the word "woke" means in context, and I strongly suspect it is one of those retarded terms that people should be hunted down and skinned for using.

Posted by: Linda Sarsour at March 09, 2017 02:49 PM (CPk08)

255 I saw Radioactive Wild Boars open for Banarama at the Rosemont Horizon in '86.

Was that the original lineup or had they dumped the kazoo player by then?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 09, 2017 02:50 PM (4WhSY)

256 That was the one thing I agreed with in that idiotic racist "advice for white people in 2017" video:

stop saying "woke."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2017 02:50 PM (39g3+)

257 The Fermi-bro on the right needs a cape.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 09, 2017 02:50 PM (UOJLJ)

258 my plan is to wear a brown suit-style 70s leather jacket with a white turtleneck with that oversized turtleneck collar so I look like Larry at the Regal Beagle, but without a perm and not stupid.

Posted by: ace at March 09, 2017 02:42 PM (8rNrN)

Don't forget the sideburns.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 09, 2017 02:50 PM (kPGdd)

259 > We need AoS morale patches. Right. Now.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 09, 2017 02:49 PM (yL25O)

>Challenge coins.

Promise Rings.

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2017 02:50 PM (XbFDI)

260 I disagree, I can clearly see the clitoris
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 09, 2017 02:49 PM (FZYNt)

Is that like a slow loris?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 09, 2017 02:50 PM (R7+kO)

261 They have the look of men who would be proud to go out late at night in search of feminine hygiene products for their wimmenz.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 09, 2017 02:50 PM (8ZskC)

262 This is an important article, with many important points to make, especially among us the important commenters of this important blog.

Perhaps most important is this important point on supporting this most important Cause:

"Another is to get your union involved ("This is difficult to pull off," Dr. Bhattacharya notes, "because union density in this country is so low")

I know there is not supposed to be any math on this blog, but the union density for the commenters here is lower than 'so low'. It's so low, it's practically zero, which as our Previous President patiently and patronizingly parroted, is a number invented by our betters.

It's time for a Commenter's Union here on AoSHQ. The binary scale is often referenced here, and it's time to turn that zero inside out and make it a one.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 09, 2017 02:50 PM (DMUuz)

263 As a woke guy, I will get your signed consent authorizing me to use your imaginary likeness for masturbatory fantasies and granting me artistic license to embiggen your boobs and/or alter your pubic grooming as desired in my masturbatory storyline. Plus I'll send a thank- you note.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 09, 2017 02:51 PM (98RO2)

264 femi-bro

Posted by: Under Fire at March 09, 2017 02:51 PM (UOJLJ)

265 I am warmed by the knowledge that in 5-10 years people will look back at those retarded pink hats and cringe painfully.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2017 02:51 PM (39g3+)

266 256 That was the one thing I agreed with in that idiotic racist "advice for white people in 2017" video:

stop saying "woke."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2017 02:50 PM (39g3+)

Hahahaha. That's exactly what I was thinking after watching that video.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 09, 2017 02:51 PM (Xuv2G)

267 is that a pic of The Beatles ?

Posted by: runner at March 09, 2017 02:51 PM (c6/9Q)

268 OT: The Daily Mail has photos of the radioactive Fukushima wild boars.
===

Dealt with a lot of those in S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl.

Posted by: Independent George at March 09, 2017 02:51 PM (BDZWU)

269 Hey Ace, you may want to highlight this article. Writer is a dick, but he (on the left) has a newfound respect for federalism. I like it.

https://newrepublic.com/article/140948/bluexit-blue-states-exit-trump-red-america

Posted by: chris not rock at March 09, 2017 02:51 PM (PYMuW)

270 I'm pushing for Zoot Suits to make a comeback. I can strut like no other white man.

Don't tell me this town ain't got no heart.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 09, 2017 02:51 PM (/tuJf)

271 The '70's called and they want their hair back.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 09, 2017 02:52 PM (8ZskC)

272 Blacks want the "woke" term back. For them it meant knowing that "the racist man" still owned society, and they had to be ready to fight at every turn, physically as needed. I'd suppose the military guy that killed five cops in Dallas would be considered "woke".

But now the white PC kids think they can be "woke" too ... "we down wit da cause bro' ". But white boy "woke" just means being a submissive and wearing a pink vagina hat to display they've been PC whipped. If a woman hands them a list of 50 shades of submissive wokeness, they will obey them all and accept punishment if they falter.

PC enforcers are everywhere ... and must be ridiculed and purged.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 09, 2017 02:52 PM (BrMft)

273 Oh heavens! Does this mean the NBA will be reintroducing tighty-tight gym shorts and knee high white socks?
Posted by: Muldoon at March 09, 2017 02:46 PM (wPiJc)

It's always great watching tennis matches that John McEnroe is calling because it's a near certainty that at some point the crew will put up a picture of him with the biggest hair and shortest shorts they can find.

If he's calling a match with his brother, Patrick, this is a certainty.

Posted by: alexthechick - Parallama platoon ahoy! at March 09, 2017 02:52 PM (mf5HN)

274 If you're a woke guy, here is how to get involved on March 8 without stepping on toes, or mansplaining activism.

Instead of mansplaining, I adopt the tactic called "Not Giving a Shit".

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 09, 2017 02:52 PM (CPk08)

275 265 I am warmed by the knowledge that in 5-10 years people will look back at those retarded pink hats and cringe painfully.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2017 02:51 PM (39g3+)

Maybe. I think they've well and truly gone off the dep end this time and they're not coming back. In five years I expect them to be doing something even more ridiculous, though I can't imagine what it would be.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 09, 2017 02:52 PM (Xuv2G)

276 Nood.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 09, 2017 02:52 PM (WuRdh)

277 We need AoS morale patches. Right. Now.
---
i KNEW i left this tab open for a reason:

https://weaponsgradewaifus.com/

NSFW, btw...

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 09, 2017 02:53 PM (tyaIS)

278 It's time for a Commenter's Union here on AoSHQ. The binary scale is often referenced here, and it's time to turn that zero inside out and make it a one.

You're going to gets all banned, Hoffa.

Plus, I like my wages in twigs, cinder blocks, and lithium.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 09, 2017 02:53 PM (F0ZHr)

279 Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 09, 2017 02:49 PM (kPGdd)

They had Terry the Intern google some picture of a Woman's Rights march and Terry got that photo and said "Good enough" and went for a soda.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Bladerunner: The Musical at March 09, 2017 02:53 PM (hLRSq)

280 STOP VIOLATING WOMENS RIGHTS

Is a sign like that expected to get him laid? Cuz, if so he's doing it wrong.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 09, 2017 02:53 PM (8ZskC)

281 The idea that someone "invented" Zero is sort of idiotic. I can just imagine two cavemen sitting and counting squirrels they killed.

OG: OK Thog you get dis manys and I gets dis manys
THOG: Thog likes dis manys. How manys is left
OG: Nones left, so its.... uh...
THOG: Is it still ones?

They knew there was a concept of "none" in a mathematical problem. Nobody had to "invent" zero, it was always there.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2017 02:53 PM (39g3+)

282
But now the white PC kids think they can be "woke" too ... "we down wit da cause bro' ". But white boy "woke" just means being a submissive and wearing a pink vagina hat to display they've been PC whipped. If a woman hands them a list of 50 shades of submissive wokeness, they will obey them all and accept punishment if they falter.

PC enforcers are everywhere ... and must be ridiculed and purged.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 09, 2017 02:52 PM (BrMft)

There's a scene in Gran Torino...

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 09, 2017 02:54 PM (Xuv2G)

283
my plan is to wear a brown suit-style 70s leather jacket with a white turtleneck with that oversized turtleneck collar so I look like Larry at the Regal Beagle, but without a perm and not stupid.

-----------

I don't know, ace. I see you as more of a leisure suit guy.

Posted by: bluebell at March 09, 2017 02:54 PM (sBOL1)

284 They have the look of men who would be proud to go out late at night in search of feminine hygiene products for their wimmenz.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 09, 2017 02:50 PM

And just why would they sent out late at night to search?

Posted by: Paolo at March 09, 2017 02:54 PM (DMUuz)

285 I'm rubbing my pussy hat with fur oil because I'm worth it.

Posted by: Fritz at March 09, 2017 02:54 PM (2Mnv1)

286 >>> OT: The Daily Mail has photos of the radioactive Fukushima wild boars.

OMG Princess Mononoke is one step closer to being reality. I get dibs on Ashitaka! If you want the head of the forest spirit I am SO not joining your quest.

(The biggest sin of that horrible Huntsman movie with Twilight girl and Thor, besides being mindnumbingly dumb, was completely ripping off the forest spirit scene from Mononoke. I hope all the writers committed seppuku in shame.)

Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2017 02:55 PM (hvf9s)

287 A Cheat Sheet for March 8 --- Ally Edition1. Pick up the domestic slack: do the housework, feed the kids, babysit, prepare the meals, etc.Kid, babysit?!? He paid for 1/2 the abortion, honey. Also, is it babysitting when it's your own kid, or is this a built-in assumption these beta-boys are assisting with his single gal's kids from another guy?
Housework, meals?!? That assumes his gal is doing that in the first place - bet his modern gal hires a (cheap immigrant) cleaner and does take-out most nights.

2.Organize a strike in your workplace; involve your union.Strike for WHAT exactly?Why does Vogue want to get people fired for striking under less-than-clear reasons?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2017 02:55 PM (NOIQH)

288 They actually make fun of the "woke" thing in a progressive ad.Those competitor guys are dissecting Flo's commercials in their moms basement.Funny ad.

Posted by: steevy at March 09, 2017 02:55 PM (r/0kC)

289 is that a pic of The Beatles ?

Posted by: runner at March 09, 2017 02:51 PM (c6/9Q)

It's from their Sgt. Pussyhat album

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 09, 2017 02:55 PM (493sH)

290 Larry of the Regal Beagle lol. Thanks for the laugh Ace it's a welcome gift today

Posted by: Jen the original at March 09, 2017 02:56 PM (lvGA4)

291
I am warmed by the knowledge that in 5-10 years people will look back at those retarded pink hats and cringe painfully.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2017 02:51 PM (39g3+)

It's no smiley face hat

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 09, 2017 02:56 PM (lKyWE)

292 Does this sign make my butt look big?

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 09, 2017 02:56 PM (5M4cQ)

293 "26 How'd you like to share a foxhole with one of these pussies?

Posted by: Pendejo "

Well, if it was raining a lot, I might want something to stand on to keep my boots out of the mud ....

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at March 09, 2017 02:58 PM (Oeb2k)

294 >>my plan is to wear a brown suit-style 70s leather jacket with a white
turtleneck with that oversized turtleneck collar so I look like Larry at
the Regal Beagle, but without a perm and not stupid.

The turtleneck needs to be a nice shade of mustard. Really sets off the brown leather nicely.

Also good: feathered hair. The ladies really like to run their fingers through fluffy, blow-dried locks (think: Starsky and Hutch).

Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2017 02:58 PM (NOIQH)

295 ALSO THEY AREN'T PUSSY HATS!

THEY AREN'T EVEN CAT EAR HATS!

ARRRGGGHHHHHH

Posted by: alexthechick - Parallama platoon ahoy! at March 09, 2017 02:48 PM

You want a real pussy hat? Women's garrison cap. Amirite, guys?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 09, 2017 02:58 PM (p+Wdc)

296 293 "26 How'd you like to share a foxhole with one of these pussies?

Posted by: Pendejo "

Well, if it was raining a lot, I might want something to stand on to keep my boots out of the mud ....
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at March 09, 2017 02:58 PM (Oeb2k)

My coworkers are looking at me funny, now that I busted out laughing in the middle of the cube dungeon.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 09, 2017 02:59 PM (Xuv2G)

297 Stepping on the ladies' toes wouldn't hurt so much if they would wear sensible shoes. :-)

Posted by: Surellin at March 09, 2017 02:59 PM (dHQbf)

298 Dammit, it's a haversack! We carry hardtack crackers, cooked pork rations and dirty socks in haversacks! Never messages!

Posted by: Company C, 26th Wisconsin Regiment at March 09, 2017 03:01 PM (FtrY1)

299 "If you're a woke guy, here is how to get involved on March 8 without stepping on toes, or mansplaining activism."

Sorry... generational thing. Does "woke" mean "have no balls"?

Posted by: red speck at March 09, 2017 03:03 PM (RcEOo)

300 I just watched ice melt for over an hour on FB Live to see the premiere date for Game of Thrones season 7.
It's July 16th. Bad timing by HBO, as it will only be two days after the massive terrorist attack on Bastille Day.

Posted by: gewa76 at March 09, 2017 03:04 PM (B6OKy)

301 A closer look at who is the expert for this advice to men:

Tithi Bhattacharya is a professor of South Asian History and the Director of Global Studies at Purdue University....a long time activist for Palestinian justice. She writes extensively on
Marxist theory, gender, and the politics of Islamophobia. Her work has
been published in the Journal of Asian Studies, South Asia Research,
Electronic Intifada, Jacobin, Salon.com and the New Left Review. She is on the editorial board of Studies on Asia and the International Socialist Review.

A Palestinian activist/Socialist/Marxist college professor straight out of central casting.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2017 03:05 PM (NOIQH)

302 When was that photo taken, 1970?

Posted by: rickl at March 09, 2017 03:06 PM (zoehZ)

303 I think I knew those same guys in the picture when I was going to school 45 years ago. They must have some pictures of very old men in their attics.

Posted by: Buford Gooch at March 09, 2017 03:06 PM (bOtTO)

304 Sorry... generational thing. Does "woke" mean "have no balls"?

Posted by: red speck at March 09, 2017 03:03 PM (RcEOo)

I thought it meant no game with the ladies and desperately hard up.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 09, 2017 03:07 PM (GX63o)

305 80 You want to be edgy? You want to be counter-culture? Real women stay home and take care of their children and their husbands.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 09, 2017 02:28 PM (lwiT4)

No no no. Real women divorce and soak their husbands as soon as they aren't haaaaappy anymore.

Grrrrr. Sorry. I know I've been on a tear. I'm just extra grouchy lately.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 09, 2017 03:09 PM (0mRoj)

306 >>>so I look like Larry at the Regal Beagle, but without a perm and not stupid

did larry have a perm?
i thought he had feathered hair

Posted by: concrete girl at March 09, 2017 03:11 PM (VxpK3)

307 301 A closer look at who is the expert for this advice to men:

Tithi Bhattacharya is a professor of South Asian History and the Director of Global Studies at Purdue University....a long time activist for Palestinian justice. She writes extensively on
Marxist theory, gender, and the politics of Islamophobia. Her work has
been published in the Journal of Asian Studies, South Asia Research,
Electronic Intifada, Jacobin, Salon.com and the New Left Review. She is on the editorial board of Studies on Asia and the International Socialist Review.

A Palestinian activist/Socialist/Marxist college professor straight out of central casting.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2017 03:05 PM (NOIQH)

So the jagoffs at Vogue go to someone who considers their industry an example of "Western decadence" and would just as soon have them all shot?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 09, 2017 03:12 PM (ujg0T)

308 The guy in front looks like Big Head from HBO's Silicon Valley. Which is funny, because that character is a mediocrity who kept getting promotions and large bonuses.

You know, it might actually be the same actor.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 09, 2017 03:12 PM (v7d6i)

309 Keep on truckin'!

Posted by: Chris M at March 09, 2017 03:18 PM (eAZVt)

310 In a quest to get sexed up and laid
Dweebs join in the Pussy Parade
They might be all woke
But they're nature's joke
Facially neutered and spayed

Posted by: naturalfake at March 09, 2017 03:19 PM (vZ9Fw)

311 Mika's made dreadful mistake...she's gone full high school. Modern day Feminism is nothing but a crappy high school experience made into a world view. She must've been in the Honors Society but not that attractive. Like all nerdy girls she makes the fatal error of thinking that no one on the Pom Squad was an Honors student too.

The high school theory also explains the Woke boys. Woke used to be Emo. I'm sure there's an evolutionary chart somewhere that shows how the Emo begat the Pajama Boy begat the Woke.

Posted by: Wendy at March 09, 2017 03:30 PM (bpemY)

312 304 Sorry... generational thing. Does "woke" mean "have no balls"?

Posted by: red speck at March 09, 2017 03:03 PM (RcEOo)

I thought it meant no game with the ladies and desperately hard up.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 09, 2017 03:07 PM (GX63o)

Really? And all this time I thought it meant "completely devoid of pride, honor, intelligence, breeding, and testosterone".

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 09, 2017 03:31 PM (Xuv2G)

313 I'm "woke," all right -- to the nonsense that is early 21st Century America.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 09, 2017 03:40 PM (Dg36k)

314 woke guys avoiding mansplaiining and reading Vogue...man, I thought some of my friends did some degrading stuff to try to get laid...this makes that stuff look like they were being John Wayne storming beaches.

Posted by: azjaeger at March 09, 2017 03:40 PM (LpMxB)

315 20 Are we sure this pic is not from the 70's? The hair, the glasses? I mean, come on!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 09, 2017 02:22 PM (R7+kO)
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Good point. The brunette to their left is slim and attractive (as best I can tell without seeing her face) -- nowadays she'd look like Andrew Dworkin.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 09, 2017 03:42 PM (Dg36k)

316 Resigned to your fate, you undergo extensive plastic surgery and end up looking like Joan Rivers.

Posted by: Damiano at March 09, 2017 02:39 PM (71OEY)

That's downright Shakespearian.

Posted by: troyriser at March 09, 2017 03:43 PM (Fw5cQ)

317 I think the word "men", needs to be in "air-quotes"...

Posted by: I Smell Something Rotten at March 09, 2017 03:44 PM (ctO3Z)

318 129 Pussyhat Man is the 21st century Golwater Girl.
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And Hildabeast, aka Cankles, was a Goldwater Girl. Are you telling me . . .

Nah.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 09, 2017 03:49 PM (Dg36k)

319 They look like perps that used to be busted in The Streets of San Francisco.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 09, 2017 04:59 PM (fxCK2)

320 Well, I just walked into a big pile of "oh f**k". Short preamble: Just at store buying some things...someone made a joke about Women's March while waiting in line...I laughed.

Next thing I know this man is telling me his wife went to Washington for the March, and a line of people are watching this interchange, and I want to turn back time! I didn't make the joke, I just laughed! Oh, and guy's teenage son with him. I am totally blind-sided. What to do? Mumble apology & slink away. Yes. The wise thing.

Did I? No. I said some things about the March (won't write unless people want to know). Ending with some humor at my expense & skedaddled.

Loading trunk....and here he comes! He: but do u know what Trump is doing? Me: Um...what? Him: EPA babble. Me: Yes, but I'm only talking about the woman's March.

Sorry this so long & I'm leaving out whole chunks of convo...but it ended okay. I explained about Terrorist leading the March, he asked for her name so he could look it up. We talked a little about Islam as a religion/political ideology. Mind u...this is in a busy parking lot!

Finally, his son comes & is like "Dad, come on!" He kinda had to drag him away....I think he wanted to keep talking.

So then I exhaled & hoped they wouldn't hit me with their car. Instead, they beeped & both waved a hearty good-bye.

So now, it's a hilarious story for me. At the time, I was dancing as fast as I can. And I'm pretty sure there is a woman who is gonna want to kick my ass when she hears what I had to say. Lol

Thanks for letting me get that off my chest. But all in all I'm glad I didn't slink away. Maybe I made a teeny, tiny inroad with one person.

Posted by: Mel at March 09, 2017 06:23 PM (Z3OtA)

321
How to support? Point and laugh. The sooner they are humiliated, the sooner they can begin growing up.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 09, 2017 10:24 PM (v1g1+)

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