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The NY Times: Pompous And Arrogant As Always, But This Time With Even Less Self-Awareness
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: NCKate at March 09, 2017 11:34 AM (fNMn+)
Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 09, 2017 11:35 AM (/f1mm)
NY Times
Posted by: steevy at March 09, 2017 11:35 AM (r/0kC)
Posted by: Hodor at March 09, 2017 11:36 AM (3Liv/)
Posted by: Old Gray Lady at March 09, 2017 11:36 AM (XbFDI)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Bladerunner: The Musical at March 09, 2017 11:37 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: dIb at March 09, 2017 11:37 AM (VJOLZ)
Posted by: Jayson Blair at March 09, 2017 11:37 AM (3OAG2)
Posted by: Yes I ordered the Code Red at March 09, 2017 11:37 AM (VndSC)
Does anyone think they would be actual martyrs, when it involves actual costs?
Posted by: trev006 at March 09, 2017 11:37 AM (4CF/L)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 09, 2017 11:37 AM (RwwCT)
Posted by: EVLINC! at March 09, 2017 11:38 AM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 09, 2017 11:38 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: shibumi at March 09, 2017 11:38 AM (J5mC3)
Who, who is not already an avid NYT reader, looks at that and says, "Oh! I'm convinced!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 09, 2017 11:38 AM (ELUpj)
Posted by: Boromir at March 09, 2017 11:38 AM (7/3y7)
I saw a documentary about that last week. Kind of ads some perspective to the "Ukrainaians and Baltics collaborated with the Nazis" storylines that the Soviets pumped out during and after WWII. Um, yeah, it was a complicated situation.
Posted by: Benji Carver at March 09, 2017 11:39 AM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Fox Mulder at March 09, 2017 11:39 AM (RwwCT)
Truth is your paper is a corrupt lying organization whose sole mission of existence to to help one political party acquire and maintain political and social power over the other political party.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 09, 2017 11:39 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Svejk at March 09, 2017 11:40 AM (r9eV5)
Posted by: Roy at March 09, 2017 11:40 AM (VndSC)
Posted by: Methos, back to Let It Burn at March 09, 2017 11:40 AM (3Liv/)
Posted by: Crusader at March 09, 2017 11:40 AM (ewSN2)
Posted by: the failing New York Times at March 09, 2017 11:41 AM (lKcIL)
Posted by: Benji Carver at March 09, 2017 11:41 AM (OD2ni)
The truth must so hard and hard to find that's why they never report it
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 09, 2017 11:41 AM (493sH)
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Former Vatican Spox Denies Rumors That Pope Benedict XVI Resigned Under Duress
Obama Admin Pressured???
Posted by: EVLINC! at March 09, 2017 11:41 AM (y3aQB)
Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 11:41 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Cate Blanchett at March 09, 2017 11:41 AM (0i9eW)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 09, 2017 11:41 AM (UOJLJ)
Posted by: Mathers at March 09, 2017 11:42 AM (mDmux)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 09, 2017 11:42 AM (2x9LM)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2017 11:42 AM (NBHj5)
Posted by: josephistan at March 09, 2017 11:42 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Josef Stalin at March 09, 2017 11:42 AM (3OAG2)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 09, 2017 11:42 AM (rF0hx)
Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 11:42 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Cate Blanchett
and your rock collection
Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at March 09, 2017 11:42 AM (FZYNt)
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
deep breath...
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Next thing you know we will be hearing about ESPN and real sports news.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2017 11:42 AM (0tfLf)
"The truth is hard" and "The trust is hard to accept" - um, what's the difference?
"The truth has no agenda" and "The truth doesn't take sides" and "The trust isn't red of blue" - the NYT doth protest too much!!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2017 11:42 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 09, 2017 11:42 AM (kPGdd)
1) I've heard of "the stinkeye", but not a hairy eyeball. What is it?
2) If it's hairy, is Fur Oil an appropriate topical application?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 09, 2017 11:42 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 09, 2017 11:42 AM (493sH)
Posted by: EVLINC! at March 09, 2017 11:41 AM (y3aQB)
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A red line around the Haole Sea.
Posted by: RioBravo at March 09, 2017 11:43 AM (SsblQ)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 09, 2017 11:43 AM (Om16U)
Posted by: fixerupper at March 09, 2017 11:43 AM (8XRCm)
Because it is, that's why.
Posted by: New York Times Investigative Journalism Department at March 09, 2017 11:43 AM (/f1mm)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 09, 2017 11:43 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 09, 2017 11:43 AM (493sH)
Full repeal never happens.
Let's be absolutely clear about the GOPe plan.
Obamacare is NEVER repealed.
Posted by: Methos, back to Let It Burn at March 09, 2017 11:43 AM (3Liv/)
Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 11:43 AM (TppKb)
Pure poetry, CBD.
I wish I could text this to my son-in-law. But, family harmony.
Posted by: Emmie at March 09, 2017 11:44 AM (xVuS6)
Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 11:44 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: David Brooks at March 09, 2017 11:44 AM (OD2ni)
Posted by: ShainS at March 09, 2017 11:44 AM (mt8X9)
Oh dear, Quisling Ryan (shirt sleeves rolled up) is doing another presentation about replacing BarryCare
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 09, 2017 11:44 AM (493sH)
You will be quoted out of context. I suggest the hypnotic script rule. Say everything in a positive. Never use sarcasm. One day I may successfully follow these rules. :-)
Posted by: Ok at March 09, 2017 11:44 AM (K2SnJ)
Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 11:44 AM (0i9eW)
Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 11:44 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Locke Common at March 09, 2017 11:44 AM (rghVA)
Posted by: Toddler at March 09, 2017 11:45 AM (Qv3rA)
Posted by: Emmie at March 09, 2017 11:45 AM (xVuS6)
So...taking a side?
You JUST said the truth doesn't take side three different ways.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2017 11:45 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 09, 2017 11:45 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Bruce at March 09, 2017 11:45 AM (8ikIW)
Jason Blair
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at March 09, 2017 11:45 AM (JuvA7)
Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 11:45 AM (TppKb)
What makes any of that 'hard to accept'? Maybe they mean that they themselves can't accept the truth that Trump is president.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 09, 2017 11:45 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
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That's a bald-faced lie. The substance of our reporting comes to us directly from highly-placed sources in the Democrat apparatus.
Posted by: NYT at March 09, 2017 11:45 AM (NBHj5)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 09, 2017 11:45 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2017 11:45 AM (XbFDI)
Trump needs to name and shame that ambulatory semen stain.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 09, 2017 11:45 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 11:45 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 09, 2017 11:45 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 11:45 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 09, 2017 11:46 AM (UOJLJ)
Posted by: WaPo at March 09, 2017 11:46 AM (lKcIL)
Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2017 11:46 AM (XbFDI)
Posted by: The Canary at March 09, 2017 11:46 AM (DMUuz)
Damn, "Avagina" would've been a good one too.
Posted by: That White NAACP Girl Who Changed Her Name to Something More Authentic Based On Her Racist Stereotyp at March 09, 2017 11:46 AM (/f1mm)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 09, 2017 11:47 AM (XfAUP)
So he's openly supporting the communist agenda of health care for everyone.
Posted by: Methos, back to Let It Burn at March 09, 2017 11:47 AM (3Liv/)
Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 11:47 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 11:47 AM (0i9eW)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2017 11:47 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 11:47 AM (TppKb)
"The media covers stories, with a pillow until they can't breath" (or something like that).
Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2017 11:47 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2017 11:47 AM (XbFDI)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 09, 2017 11:47 AM (493sH)
There's a new movie out called Bitter Harvest all about the Holodmor. I wonder if they will mention the NYT coverage.
Nah.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 09, 2017 11:48 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: the failing New York Times at March 09, 2017 11:48 AM (lKcIL)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2017 11:48 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 11:48 AM (0i9eW)
Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 11:48 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Methos, back to Let It Burn at March 09, 2017 11:48 AM (3Liv/)
Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 11:48 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 09, 2017 11:45 AM (RD7QR)
Hermione uses fur oil on her fur. Emma Watson.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2017 11:48 AM (4Ru5B)
Posted by: Benji Carver at March 09, 2017 11:48 AM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 09, 2017 11:49 AM (mpXpK)
Conveniently, here's something, and it's the only thing, so fall in line, peons.
Posted by: Methos, back to Let It Burn at March 09, 2017 11:49 AM (3Liv/)
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Former Intel Officer: Ex-NSA Officials Carried Out DNC Hack to Expose Hillary
Posted by: EVLINC! at March 09, 2017 11:49 AM (y3aQB)
Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 11:49 AM (0i9eW)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 09, 2017 11:49 AM (493sH)
I'll be curious to see how accurately they represent the truthful NYT.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 09, 2017 11:49 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 09, 2017 11:49 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 11:49 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: NYT at March 09, 2017 11:49 AM (IqV8l)
Worked for the USSR
Posted by: The Truther at March 09, 2017 11:50 AM (f7dp1)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 09, 2017 11:50 AM (UOJLJ)
Posted by: Carl "the Truth" Williams at March 09, 2017 11:50 AM (3OAG2)
Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 11:50 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: The NYT at March 09, 2017 11:50 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 09, 2017 11:49 AM (lwiT4)
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Well, when the left says that the exact same thing said from two people can be either truth or a lie depending solely on the identity of that person, then I'd say you're right.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 09, 2017 11:50 AM (ELUpj)
Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 11:50 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 11:50 AM (0i9eW)
Posted by: josephistan at March 09, 2017 11:50 AM (7HtZB)
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Acting Director of USCIS Lori Scialabba Resigns at Homeland Security. One more Obamabot gone soon
Posted by: EVLINC! at March 09, 2017 11:51 AM (y3aQB)
Obamacare is NEVER repealed.
Posted by: Methos, back to Let It Burn at March 09, 2017 11:43 AM (3Liv/)
Don't worry. If it's still there, we can fix it.
Posted by: Next Democrat Congress and President at March 09, 2017 11:51 AM (/f1mm)
Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 11:50 AM (TppKb)
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Truth is you can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 09, 2017 11:51 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 09, 2017 11:51 AM (UOJLJ)
Posted by: The NYT at March 09, 2017 11:51 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2017 11:51 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 09, 2017 11:52 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 11:52 AM (0i9eW)
Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 11:52 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 09, 2017 11:52 AM (5M4cQ)
Posted by: the failing New York Times"
Good enough for me!! Oh those beautiful pant creases make me horny.
Posted by: David Brooks at March 09, 2017 11:52 AM (OD2ni)
Posted by: NYT at March 09, 2017 11:52 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 09, 2017 11:45 AM
Of course dear.
Fur Oil is an all-natural product, and was featured in my 2017 women's Valentine's Day Gift Guide "for those who prefer to go au naturel in the bikini area."
It "can be used as frequently as desired to enhance pubic hair and skin, and is also suitable for use on the face and body." I might also mention t's great for all those burkini areas, as well!
Despite the name, it is PETA-approved. (Some might make a pun and say pet-a approved!)
It was mentioned in a post from Ace that referenced my good friend and
colleague Emma Watson, who is an enthusiastic user of this incredible
product.
(I might also add that Ewoks, in particular, adore it!)
I hope this helps!
(smooches and steams!)
Posted by: Gwyneth P., lifestyle guru at March 09, 2017 11:53 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 09, 2017 11:53 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: navybrat at March 09, 2017 11:53 AM (w7KSn)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 09, 2017 11:53 AM (493sH)
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He's a former Brit.
Maybe he doesn't see a problem with government mandated health care for everyone, he just recognizes that obamacare is a disaster.
He certainly cares more about doing *something* so congress can move on to tax cuts, which he cares quite a bit about.
Posted by: Methos, back to Let It Burn at March 09, 2017 11:53 AM (3Liv/)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 09, 2017 11:45 AM (RD7QR)
Hermione uses fur oil on her fur. Emma Watson.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2017 11:48 AM (4Ru5B)
Ah. Great to know, Emma. Can you recommend a bizarre enema product too?
(And somehow there's a way to cross the fur oil and NYT streams but I'm too stressed to take that up.)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 09, 2017 11:53 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Undocumented at March 09, 2017 11:53 AM (SsblQ)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 09, 2017 11:53 AM (CPk08)
Ryan: the goal of health care reform is to give everyone health care and access.
So he's openly supporting the communist agenda of health care for everyone.
Posted by: Methos, back to Let It Burn at March 09, 2017 11:47 AM (3Liv/)
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As I heard Ann Coulter say yesterday: let's destroy healthcare for 300 million Americans because 10 million have difficulty accessing it for whatever reasons ...
Posted by: ShainS at March 09, 2017 11:54 AM (mt8X9)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 09, 2017 11:54 AM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: Emma Watson at March 09, 2017 11:54 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 11:54 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 11:54 AM (0i9eW)
Posted by: Vic
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It's convenient. Like encountering a guy with a man-bun, tats, and ear-gauges. You know there's no point in having a conversation.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2017 11:54 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2017 11:54 AM (NOIQH)
He just didn't do it right.
Posted by: The NYT at March 09, 2017 11:54 AM (vtcmf)
Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 11:55 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 09, 2017 11:55 AM (XfAUP)
Posted by: the failing New York Times at March 09, 2017 11:55 AM (lKcIL)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 09, 2017 11:55 AM (4YGWz)
He just didn't do it right.
Posted by: The NYT at March 09, 2017 11:54 AM (vtcmf)
All for the greater good, comrades.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 09, 2017 11:55 AM (493sH)
Obama Admin Pressured???
My first question is WTF leverage does Ear Flaps have over the Vatican, of all things?
Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2017 11:55 AM (3J/LN)
Posted by: Grimaldi at March 09, 2017 11:56 AM (V/f/L)
Posted by: Hope's Solodoor at March 09, 2017 11:56 AM (XbFDI)
Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 11:56 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: ShainS
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Let's expose girls to man parts because 0.01% of the population are mentally ill.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2017 11:56 AM (NBHj5)
Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 11:56 AM (0i9eW)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 09, 2017 11:55 AM (XfAUP)
So the truth is a pretentious English bint? That does explain a lot...
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 09, 2017 11:56 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 09, 2017 11:57 AM (493sH)
Honest question, are we supposed to find her pretty? Because I don't. Not ugly either, just very plain.
Posted by: Benji Carver at March 09, 2017 11:57 AM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Democracy, Murdered by DemocRats at March 09, 2017 11:57 AM (ndGCC)
Posted by: NYT at March 09, 2017 11:57 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Next Democrat Congress and President at March 09, 2017 11:51 AM (/f1mm)
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Back off, dude! That's my job ...
Posted by: Benedict Roberts at March 09, 2017 11:57 AM (mt8X9)
Posted by: Benji Carver
Give her a chance. She just started using the Fur Oil.
Posted by: Bruce at March 09, 2017 11:58 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Baroness Worthington, Labour Peer and Author of the Climate Change Act at March 09, 2017 11:58 AM (TppKb)
Good Lord, they must live in a parallel universe not to see the burning irony in their promulgation of such a statement.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 09, 2017 11:58 AM (8ZskC)
Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 11:58 AM (0i9eW)
Like...a Bagel?
Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2017 11:58 AM (XbFDI)
Posted by: steevy at March 09, 2017 11:58 AM (r/0kC)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 09, 2017 11:58 AM (XfAUP)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 09, 2017 11:58 AM (7ZVPa)
It's the severely short boy-cut haircut that does it.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2017 11:58 AM (4Ru5B)
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 09, 2017 11:58 AM (5M4cQ)
Obama furious, March 8
That was fast.
Posted by: Undocumented at March 09, 2017 11:53 AM
I hoping for many successful sequels, and fantastic box-office for the 'franchise'.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 09, 2017 11:59 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 09, 2017 11:59 AM (ZFUt7)
Don't know, but didn't Obama do something funny with his ambassador to the Vatican - placed the embassy in a different place as some sort of snub?
Ah, here it is:
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/nov/26/
obamas-call-close-holy-see-embassy-slap-face-catho/
Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2017 11:59 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 09, 2017 11:59 AM (UOJLJ)
Posted by: Harry Reid at March 09, 2017 11:59 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/7 at March 09, 2017 11:59 AM (Oeb2k)
Posted by: NYT at March 09, 2017 11:59 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: Benji Carver
Supposedly.
If she and Katy "hairball" Perry got married they could start a family called The Homelies. And Beyonce could be their weird neighbor.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 09, 2017 11:59 AM (4YGWz)
The truth goes back and forth for a while but eventually spills over.
Posted by: The New York Times, Fluffing Clintons For Decades at March 09, 2017 11:59 AM (TppKb)
Current GOP congressliar on FBN sent me an email celebrating their Rename and Repackage plan.
Which I got due to mailing lists being handed around, no doubt.
It's nice to see he deserved the nastygram I sent back at him.
Posted by: Methos, back to Let It Burn at March 09, 2017 12:00 PM (3Liv/)
The Lavender Mafia.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 09, 2017 12:00 PM (X6fMO)
The truth will explode all over your blue dress
Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 12:00 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: willow at March 09, 2017 12:00 PM (R7cwD)
Paul Ryan giving a good press conference.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum
Is he talking a mile a minute like he did on Tucker?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 09, 2017 12:01 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 09, 2017 12:01 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 09, 2017 12:01 PM (UOJLJ)
If she's not careful it will turn into a RBF
Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 09, 2017 12:01 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2017 12:01 PM (XbFDI)
With Lena Dunham as the neighborhood Campfire Girl leader.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 09, 2017 12:01 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Brazzers at March 09, 2017 12:01 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 09, 2017 12:02 PM (XfAUP)
Posted by: Killerdog at March 09, 2017 12:02 PM (iKuGK)
Fuck the New York Times.
The only reason they know what the truth is, is so they can avoid reporting on it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 09, 2017 12:02 PM (0wojp)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 09, 2017 12:02 PM (8ZskC)
Cluck!
Posted by: The Chicken at March 09, 2017 12:02 PM (TppKb)
If she and Katy "hairball" Perry got married they could start a family called The Homelies. And Beyonce could be their weird neighbor."
I understand Katy Perry due to her figure (i.e., huge rack). Also, Beyonce is pretty when not making making weird, angry faces. But Watson, not seeing it.
Posted by: Benji Carver at March 09, 2017 12:02 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Benji Carver at March 09, 2017 11:57 AM (OD2ni)
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Depends on what age she was ...
Posted by: Carlos Danger at March 09, 2017 12:03 PM (mt8X9)
all three fake cable news channels are covering Eddie Munster -- look at the difference:
msnbc: Speaker Ryan Defends GOP Health Plan As Opposition Grows
Contrived News Network: Speaker Ryan Defends GOP Health Care Bill
Fox News: Speaker Ryan Discusses GOP obamacare Replacement Bill
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at March 09, 2017 12:03 PM (JuvA7)
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 09, 2017 11:58 AM (5M4cQ)
Trump can only sign what the experienced, principled, conservative bulwarks in Congress send him.
They had no problem sending similar legislation for Obama to veto. I wonder what's changed?
Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 09, 2017 12:03 PM (/f1mm)
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How much money would the Catholic church lose if their tax exempt status went away?
Posted by: shibumi at March 09, 2017 12:03 PM (J5mC3)
The "hairy eyeballs" are a colloquial term for the testicles, somewhat akin to the "Arabian goggles". If the penis is manipulated so it is behind the testicles similar to a nose, the effect is more pronounced. (See also "Abe Lincoln", "Dick Nixon", or "the Marty Feldman" - typically requiring some force to properly "bug the eyes".) Uncle Palpy is referring to making an obscene gesture towards me, unfortunately he has only one testicle, hence the singular (also called "the Popeye").
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 09, 2017 12:03 PM (98RO2)
Posted by: NYT Barbie at March 09, 2017 12:04 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: NYT help, patting them on the head at March 09, 2017 12:04 PM (ZO497)
Sometimes you just want a mayonnaise sandwich made with the fancy mayo.
Posted by: wooga at March 09, 2017 12:04 PM (ta1vn)
Nice of them to point out all this stuff about the truth. Now that the definitions are out of the way, maybe people will see that none of this is present in the NYT.
Posted by: Damiano at March 09, 2017 12:04 PM (71OEY)
George Will. hahahahahahaha
Posted by: wth at March 09, 2017 12:04 PM (HgMAr)
Or a blowjob from our soon-to-be-laid-off administrative assistants. Some of them know six inches is really eight inches of truth.
Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 12:04 PM (TppKb)
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I don't know why GOPcare supporters think we don't know this.
Yes, it's terribly disappointing that Trump betrayed his voters by falling meekly in line behind Ryan and McConnell on this matter. It's a huge strike against him, as I indicated in the nastygram I sent in response to a White House email celebrating their Rename and Repackage plan.
I don't know about the rest of you, but I can't justify a vote for any national republican, including Trump, if there has not been a full repeal of obamacare before the next election.
Posted by: Methos, back to Let It Burn at March 09, 2017 12:04 PM (3Liv/)
Posted by: Paul Ryan at March 09, 2017 12:05 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 09, 2017 12:05 PM (O2RFr)
Ryan just explained why his bill stinks: Because We Wouldn't Be Able To Pass It Otherwise
Let that sink in for a moment.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at March 09, 2017 12:05 PM (JuvA7)
She has a nice face, pretty eyes.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 09, 2017 12:05 PM (0wojp)
Posted by: Paladin at March 09, 2017 12:05 PM (mCOPv)
-
From Drudge, nuns are feuding with Katy saying she's old her soul to Satan.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 09, 2017 12:05 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
No time constraint at this press conference so... no, he's moving along quickly but it's quite comprehend-able.
Different way of looking at things, his explanation.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 09, 2017 12:05 PM (ZFUt7)
Honest question, are we supposed to find her pretty? Because I don't. Not ugly either, just very plain.
Posted by: Benji Carver at March 09, 2017 11:57 AM (OD2ni)
===
But, but...all the clickbaity sites say she is totes hot! No way they can be wrong!!!
Posted by: Independent George at March 09, 2017 12:05 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: shibumi at March 09, 2017 12:05 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 09, 2017 12:05 PM (aMlLZ)
The truth just filed a restraining order against the NYT
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 09, 2017 12:05 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Independent George at March 09, 2017 12:06 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 12:06 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler!
Yes I am looking forward to our date
Posted by: The barbed cock of Satan at March 09, 2017 12:06 PM (FZYNt)
Ryan just said they crafted this bill to pass.
That's why he didn't include a provision to buy across state lines -- because it wouldn't pass.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at March 09, 2017 12:06 PM (JuvA7)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 09, 2017 12:06 PM (7ZVPa)
The Centers for Disease Control
Shit!
Posted by: Emma Watson at March 09, 2017 12:06 PM (3OAG2)
_______________________
And it will be the same quality care and access that we're currently providing to our veterans!
Did I forget to mention that part?
Posted by: Traitor Ryan at March 09, 2017 12:06 PM (riF5p)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 09, 2017 12:06 PM (RwwCT)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 09, 2017 12:02 PM (8ZskC)
.............
Also get you Podesta's e-mail.
Posted by: Starbucks Moscow at March 09, 2017 12:06 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 09, 2017 12:06 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2017 12:07 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2017 12:07 PM (fDdVG)
Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 12:07 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Ronnie James Dio at March 09, 2017 12:07 PM (ewSN2)
====
"Like all good compromises, our bill is deeply, deeply compromised right from the start."
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at March 09, 2017 12:07 PM (PXbkt)
It's too early for despair.
Sure, hold his and your rep's feet to the fire but let's see where the repeal ends up, not where it starts.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 09, 2017 12:07 PM (0wojp)
In other words, Ryan just admitted this bill was designed to pass the same way most of John Boehner's bills passed in the House -- with majority Democrat support.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at March 09, 2017 12:07 PM (JuvA7)
Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 12:07 PM (TppKb)
--
William Tecumseh Sherman
Posted by: Kreplach at March 09, 2017 12:07 PM (3Xxpy)
Posted by: Moron News YOU can use! at March 09, 2017 12:08 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 12:08 PM (0i9eW)
No! Not in the NYT! That would be IN there! I said out there! Dammit! You think if I could have just picked up the Times for the truth, I'd have wasted all these years in a basement and chasing wacky shit?
Posted by: Fox Mulder at March 09, 2017 12:08 PM (71OEY)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 09, 2017 12:08 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Soothsayer 45
Senate rules don't allow in Phase I.
Have to wait for Del Boca Vista Phase II.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 09, 2017 12:08 PM (ZFUt7)
Sal the Parakeet
Posted by: steevy at March 09, 2017 12:08 PM (r/0kC)
You know it , but thankfully strategic wise, I don't think Trump supporters do or accept. I want Trump to succeed in general and if he loses any of his supporters it will of course be more difficult.
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 09, 2017 12:08 PM (5M4cQ)
Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 12:08 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 12:08 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Emma Watson at March 09, 2017 12:08 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2017 12:08 PM (PY9jH)
--
William Tecumseh Sherman
Posted by: Kreplach at March 09, 2017 12:08 PM (3Xxpy)
----
Hunter Biden and estranged wife call truce in divorce war
So he won't be called UncleDaddy/DaddyUncle?
Posted by: EVLINC! at March 09, 2017 12:08 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 12:09 PM (0i9eW)
Chalk another win up to The Donald!
Posted by: Ozzy O. at March 09, 2017 12:09 PM (KeRkT)
That's why he didn't include a provision to buy across state lines -- because it wouldn't pass.
---
That's going to be news to folks who are convinced all the good stuff will be in phase 3.
Posted by: Methos, back to Let It Burn at March 09, 2017 12:09 PM (3Liv/)
Aka, the Lance Armstrong, aka, the Hitler.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2017 12:09 PM (4Ru5B)
Posted by: Hillary Just Tottered Into The Room. at March 09, 2017 12:09 PM (ndGCC)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 09, 2017 12:09 PM (UOJLJ)
the truth lies back and thinks about the Queen
Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 12:09 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: naturalfake at March 09, 2017 12:09 PM (vZ9Fw)
Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 12:09 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: shibumi at March 09, 2017 12:05 PM (J5mC3)
--------------------------------------------
Why would I? He has already raised $18 million through 2016. Shouldn't that cover everything?
Posted by: Undocumented at March 09, 2017 12:09 PM (SsblQ)
Posted by: Fritz at March 09, 2017 12:09 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 12:10 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 09, 2017 12:05 PM (aMlLZ)
================
Why do you people constantly ignore me?
Posted by: The Word AND at March 09, 2017 12:10 PM (mt8X9)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 09, 2017 12:10 PM (XfAUP)
They had no problem sending similar legislation for Obama to veto. I wonder what's changed?
Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 09, 2017 12:03 PM (/f1mm)
The dog finally caught the car.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 09, 2017 12:10 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2017 12:10 PM (fDdVG)
Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 12:11 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 12:11 PM (zoehZ)
Let me guess, phase 2 comes after the 2018 election, and phase 3 comes after the 2020 election.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at March 09, 2017 12:11 PM (JuvA7)
Posted by: Killerdog at March 09, 2017 12:11 PM (iKuGK)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 09, 2017 12:11 PM (XfAUP)
Posted by: zombie Freddy Mercury at March 09, 2017 12:11 PM (4YGWz)
............
What shade of nipple rouge is he wearing?
Posted by: wth at March 09, 2017 12:12 PM (HgMAr)
------------------------------
No. they shelved the plans to carry that.
Posted by: Undocumented at March 09, 2017 12:12 PM (SsblQ)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at March 09, 2017 12:12 PM (nQHw/)
Buy low, sell high, I always say.
Posted by: Satan at March 09, 2017 12:12 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 09, 2017 12:12 PM (XfAUP)
Posted by: Emma Watson
====
This whole discussion isn't really doing anything for me, Hermione.
Now, Emma Stone. There's a beaver I'd like to hear more about.
Posted by: Normal Heterosexual at March 09, 2017 12:12 PM (PXbkt)
Posted by: steevy at March 09, 2017 12:12 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: USNtakim at March 09, 2017 12:12 PM (hMqvx)
Posted by: The New York Fredo at March 09, 2017 12:12 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: Friend of Andrew at March 09, 2017 12:13 PM (dwVep)
Posted by: The Way, The Truth, And The Life at March 09, 2017 12:13 PM (ndGCC)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 09, 2017 12:13 PM (0wojp)
--- James Mattis, truth warrior
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2017 12:13 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Soothsayer 45
I'd really like to know why it wouldn't. Whose dick would it crimp?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 09, 2017 12:13 PM (4YGWz)
Posted by: hILLRY o O at March 09, 2017 12:13 PM (HgMAr)
It would be if it didn't keep sliding off in the wrong direction! Can you unclench a little or something?
Wrong hole, you idiot! That's not it!
WTF do you expect with this furry slip and slide you made!
~ Stuff Emily Watson's neighbors have to listen to
Posted by: Damiano at March 09, 2017 12:13 PM (71OEY)
Posted by: Benji Carver at March 09, 2017 11:57 AM (OD2ni)
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But, but...all the clickbaity sites say she is totes hot! No way they can be wrong!!!
Posted by: Independent George at March 09, 2017 12:05 PM (BDZWU)
And if you say you wouldn't hit that, you're lying.
So the ONT tells me.
Posted by: Satan at March 09, 2017 12:13 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 09, 2017 12:13 PM (UOJLJ)
https://phys.org/news/2017-03-indicators-potatoes-mars.html
Hmmm.
..."The God Potato of Mars".
Genius!
Posted by: naturalfake is channeling Frank Herbert at March 09, 2017 12:13 PM (vZ9Fw)
Posted by: NYT at March 09, 2017 12:13 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 09, 2017 12:13 PM (0wojp)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 09, 2017 12:14 PM (0wojp)
NY Times - We are to the truth what Jack the Ripper was to prostitutes.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 09, 2017 12:14 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Chris M at March 09, 2017 12:14 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Normal Heterosexual
now that's something I can get behind
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 09, 2017 12:14 PM (FZYNt)
They had no problem sending similar legislation for Obama to veto. I wonder what's changed?
Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 09, 2017 12:03 PM (/f1mm)
The dog finally caught the car.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
*****
(thump) Yipe! Yiiiipe! Yiiiiiipe!
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at March 09, 2017 12:14 PM (+aCe4)
Posted by: Ripley at March 09, 2017 12:14 PM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Jeff Lebowski at March 09, 2017 12:15 PM (RwwCT)
---
Phase 2 is executive branch stuff, in theory undoing rules and regulations that were done in the name of obamacare. As these were all things the executive was free to make up on its own, I *think* it doesn't depend on Rename and Repackage (and could already be happening).
Posted by: Methos, back to Let It Burn at March 09, 2017 12:15 PM (3Liv/)
Peter North is hard.
Cate Blanchett's moral compass points North monthly.
Therefore, Cate Blanchett uses The New York Times for feminine hygiene.
Posted by: It All Makes Sense Now at March 09, 2017 12:15 PM (0i9eW)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 09, 2017 12:15 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 09, 2017 12:15 PM (tyaIS)
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 09, 2017 12:15 PM (ZFUt7)
But we're not mandating the use of fur oil - that would be Obamacare. What we're saying to women is that if you use fur oil on your vaginal region, we'll give you a refundable tax credit for that. And to incentivize you to keep using fur oil, we're authorizing insurers to charge you an extra 30% premium penalty for any year in which you discontinue or fail to maintain a vaginal fur oil regimen.
Posted by: Paul Ryan at March 09, 2017 12:15 PM (3OAG2)
Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 12:16 PM (TppKb)
249 Truth is fur oil.
Posted by: Emma Watson
====
This whole discussion isn't really doing anything for me, Hermione.
Now, Emma Stone. There's a beaver I'd like to hear more about.
Posted by: Normal Heterosexual at March 09, 2017 12:12 PM (PXbkt)
Hardwood floors. Maybe she uses Murphy's Oil Soap?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 09, 2017 12:16 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2017 12:16 PM (PY9jH)
......
Satan was robbed! Everybody know that white people ain't got no soul!
Heeeeeaaaaaaay!
Posted by: James Brown at March 09, 2017 12:16 PM (71OEY)
Posted by: NY Times Ad Campaign 2.0 at March 09, 2017 12:16 PM (4YGWz)
Posted by: "Oscar" Gordon at March 09, 2017 12:16 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 09, 2017 12:16 PM (7ZVPa)
Full repeal never happens.
Let's be absolutely clear about the GOPe plan.
The truth is they need 8 more R Senators which they could theoretically get in 2018. The real truth is they'll blow it. The appalling truth is we'll never know if they fail because they like it or they're just losers.
The actual truth is electing Trump was choosing bankruptcy court over civil war.
Posted by: DaveA at March 09, 2017 12:16 PM (8J/Te)
Posted by: Moron News YOU can use! at March 09, 2017 12:08 PM (DMUuz)
Fur oil. Russell Brand. There, I went there.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 09, 2017 12:17 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 12:17 PM (8ZskC)
"wide range of lower frequencies". I'd consider those frequencies to be
pretty darned high.
---
Dude: this is a smart *military* blog.... science, OTOH, be hard, yo!
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 09, 2017 12:17 PM (tyaIS)
......
It's a floorwax! It's a dessert topping! It's a vaginal shaving balm!
Posted by: Damiano at March 09, 2017 12:17 PM (71OEY)
Posted by: jihadi at March 09, 2017 12:17 PM (I64i9)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2017 12:18 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 09, 2017 12:18 PM (XfAUP)
..."The God Potato of Mars".
Genius!
Posted by: naturalfake is channeling Frank Herbert at March 09, 2017 12:13 PM (vZ9Fw)
The Tubers of Mars
something in that...
Posted by: Edgar Rice Burroughs at March 09, 2017 12:18 PM (CPk08)
Honest question, are we supposed to find her pretty? Because I don't. Not ugly either, just very plain.
Posted by: Benji Carver
****
Cute face. She'll be more attractive once she goes thru puberty and develops. /
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at March 09, 2017 12:18 PM (+aCe4)
Posted by: Sporkatus at March 09, 2017 12:18 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: The New York Times, c. 1932 at March 09, 2017 12:18 PM (0i9eW)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 09, 2017 12:18 PM (IqV8l)
(Newsbusters)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
seriously, isn't this guys 15 mins already up?
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 09, 2017 12:19 PM (FZYNt)
Let me guess, phase 2 comes after the 2018 election, and phase 3 comes after the 2020 election.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at March 09, 2017 12:11 PM (JuvA7)
=================
We're going to need 70 seats in The Senate before we can get this done ...
Posted by: The Word AND at March 09, 2017 12:19 PM (mt8X9)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 09, 2017 12:19 PM (UOJLJ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2017 12:19 PM (ZO497)
We're smart enough.
And, pinch a loaf, people like us.
Posted by: NY Times Ad Campaign 2.0 at March 09, 2017 12:16 PM (4YGWz)
This could be worded a little differently.
Posted by: Pinch Sulzberger at March 09, 2017 12:19 PM (97XyN)
Or like Marilyn Manson on top of Dita Von Teese.
**shudder**
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 09, 2017 12:19 PM (X6fMO)
That's going to be news to folks who are convinced all the good stuff will be in phase 3.
Posted by: Methos, back to Let It Burn at March 09, 2017 12:09 PM (3Liv/)
It could be this bill is going through under reconciliation which can only pretain to taxation and spending
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 09, 2017 12:19 PM (lKyWE)
In the Baltimore City/County area, the exposure to property tax liability would be devastating.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 09, 2017 12:20 PM (J+eG2)
NY Slimes - We're too important to be bothered with the truth
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 09, 2017 12:20 PM (493sH)
Yup...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 09, 2017 12:20 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: boomstick at March 09, 2017 12:20 PM (necvY)
You know, what would help that situation out?
Repealing Obamacare and all the financial liabilities thereby involved, assholes!
Now, here's your bribe of a imperial gallon of the finest dried flies.
Go do your frikkin' job!
Posted by: naturalfake at March 09, 2017 12:21 PM (vZ9Fw)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2017 12:21 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 09, 2017 12:21 PM (O2RFr)
The truth rarely discusses Emma Watson's vulva.
Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 11:47 AM (TppKb)
So the truth is like the first rule of Fight Club?
Posted by: Minuteman at March 09, 2017 12:21 PM (0i9eW)
Despite what you hear in the press, healthcare is coming along great. We are talking to many groups and it will end in a beautiful picture!
/ no comment
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 09, 2017 12:21 PM (ZFUt7)
Posted by: jihadi
---------
Moral imperatives are more important than truth.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2017 12:22 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 09, 2017 12:16 PM
That's covered as well. See the product description, where it states Fur Oil "can be used as frequently as desired to enhance pubic hair and skin".
As always, we here at AoSHQ embrace the power of 'and'!
Posted by: Gwyneth P., lifestyle guru at March 09, 2017 12:22 PM (DMUuz)
Dum vivimus vivamus!
---
she better be using Free Range Fur oil. Or the fur will fly!
Posted by: SJWs at March 09, 2017 12:22 PM (PNcou)
I see the arc tag.
But for those playing our home game, she will be 27 years old next month.
She is about as developed as she is gonna get.
And I fear that applies to he mental capabilities as well.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 09, 2017 12:22 PM (J+eG2)
I remember when I thought Paul Ryan was hawt.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2017 12:21 PM (PY9jH)
I still like his baby blue eyes...dreamy.
Posted by: IC at March 09, 2017 12:22 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Chris M at March 09, 2017 12:14 PM (eAZVt)
=================
Noticed that too. I assume they meant "wide range of lower wavelengths" ...
Posted by: ShainS at March 09, 2017 12:22 PM (mt8X9)
====
I guess you've got to pass phase 1 before you can find out what's in phase 3.
Sure, I can see that.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at March 09, 2017 12:23 PM (PXbkt)
Don't ever ask for a date. Even if you're hot. Even if you're female. Even if you're Kate Upton's nymphomaniac twin sister. Which I'm pretty confident you're not...
Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 12:23 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Sporkatus
Asked and answered, your honor.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 09, 2017 12:23 PM (4YGWz)
Hush now.....the truth is hard to hear.
*sobs*
Posted by: NTY at March 09, 2017 12:23 PM (NOIQH)
---
you must really have to squeeze the fur hard to get it
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 09, 2017 12:23 PM (PNcou)
Posted by: Minuteman at March 09, 2017 12:23 PM (0i9eW)
I really need a sammich.
Posted by: wth at March 09, 2017 12:24 PM (HgMAr)
Someone with a giant clue bat needs to visit . . .
Posted by: simplemind at March 09, 2017 12:24 PM (xVRrG)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2017 12:21 PM (PY9jH)
I still like his baby blue eyes...dreamy.
Posted by: IC at March 09, 2017 12:22 PM (a0IVu)
Oh, God. Yes!
Posted by: Lindsay Graham at March 09, 2017 12:24 PM (vZ9Fw)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at March 09, 2017 12:24 PM (PXbkt)
......
Sarcasm aside, with all the goofy rules about what can get voted on when, their ridiculous schedule, and the seemingly inexhaustible supply of days off, holiday, retreats, recesses, etc., that would appear- one way or another- an accurate prediction.
Well... that and not a single one of these assholes has ever had any intention of repealing he largest influx of government graft and cash since FDR.
Posted by: Damiano at March 09, 2017 12:24 PM (71OEY)
Jorge Ramos on Tucker Carlson the other day.
He says "Latinos, Asians, African-Americans, whites, it is our country Tucker."
Hold on just a friggin' minute Kimosabe!!!
Posted by: Tonto at March 09, 2017 12:25 PM (0tfLf)
Try our baby oil.
We use only the first pressing.
Posted by: Planned Parenthood at March 09, 2017 12:25 PM (J+eG2)
(Newsbusters)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
seriously, isn't this guys 15 mins already up?
Does he want to meet her in the Octagon?
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 09, 2017 12:25 PM (5M4cQ)
Posted by: Walter Duranty at March 09, 2017 12:25 PM (vRcUp)
Objection, distinction without a difference.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at March 09, 2017 12:25 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: NYT at March 09, 2017 12:25 PM (PNcou)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 09, 2017 12:25 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at March 09, 2017 12:25 PM (PXbkt)
Despite what you hear in the press, healthcare is coming along
great. We are talking to many groups and it will end in a beautiful
picture!
----
I don't want a beautiful picture.
I want the canvas scrubbed clean.
And then left alone.
Posted by: Methos, back to Let It Burn at March 09, 2017 12:25 PM (3Liv/)
Posted by: JEM at March 09, 2017 12:26 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 09, 2017 12:17 PM
Which is why we're always available to help you here at AoSHQ.
Posted by: Neil deGrasse Tyson and Bill Nye at March 09, 2017 12:26 PM (DMUuz)
NY Slimes - The truth is, who are you going to believe us or your lying eyes and ears?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 09, 2017 12:26 PM (493sH)
Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 12:26 PM (0i9eW)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton
Who was that? I didn't see the name.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 09, 2017 12:27 PM (ZFUt7)
Posted by: Methos, back to Let It Burn at March 09, 2017 12:09 PM (3Liv/)
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Just a warning, Phase IV is when the ants take over
Posted by: NYT at March 09, 2017 12:27 PM (PNcou)
Just turn off your meth-addled stupid-brains and allow your intellectual superiors to provide you with truth analysis and meaning.
See? So much better. For everyone.
Posted by: the failing New York Times at March 09, 2017 12:27 PM (lKcIL)
As always, we here at AoSHQ embrace the power of 'and'!
........
Unless it works on lace wigs, it's a AoSHQ non starter.
Posted by: Damiano at March 09, 2017 12:27 PM (71OEY)
Sounds like a great guy! The kinda guy whose facebook posts I wouldn't have to get Zuckie to censor.
Posted by: Angela Merkel at March 09, 2017 12:28 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at March 09, 2017 12:28 PM (PXbkt)
reporters who loved the truth so much that he lied about what Stalin was
doing in Ukraine for years, just so that he could continue to tout the
party line... "
-----
And screw underage girls supplied by the Soviet government. Sick son of a bitch praising sick sons of bitches.
Posted by: Dang at March 09, 2017 12:28 PM (8b+oT)
when your 500 lb Uncle Frankie falls out of bed.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 09, 2017 12:28 PM (vZ9Fw)
Posted by: Methos, back to Let It Burn at March 09, 2017 11:48 AM (3Liv/)
Meh, let Congress pass the "repeal that is not a repeal", and then let Trump veto it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2017 12:28 PM (WDdjT)
We couldn't do anything when we controlled both houses but not the White House.
Now we control both houses and the White House so we can compromise with the Donks!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 09, 2017 12:28 PM (Nwg0u)
I want the canvas scrubbed clean.
And then left alone.
Posted by: Methos, back to Let It Burn at March 09, 2017 12:25 PM (3Liv/)
Tweet that back to him.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 09, 2017 12:29 PM (X6fMO)
"Talking to many groups" == Tower of Babel.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 09, 2017 12:29 PM (noWW6)
Sure, I can see that.
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Phase 5 is right out
Posted by: Brother Maynard at March 09, 2017 12:29 PM (PNcou)
Posted by: JEM
I think, after hearing him explain, it's basically single payer for some, a vibrant competitive system for the rest of us.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 09, 2017 12:29 PM (ZFUt7)
And CNN has a reporter eating actual human brains for a segment...
Well, alrighty then.
http://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=328655
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 09, 2017 12:30 PM (J+eG2)
Fur oil for pubic hair comes in a line of three products:
Fur Oil
Stubble Cream
Ingrown Concentrate
Posted by: wth at March 09, 2017 12:30 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 09, 2017 12:30 PM (UOJLJ)
"How much money would the Catholic church lose if their tax exempt status went away?"
In the Baltimore City/County area, the exposure to property tax liability would be devastating.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 09, 2017 12:20 PM (J+eG2)
I would be surprised to see any church's tax exempt status go away. It may end up being a fight all the way to the US Supreme Court, but it won't go away.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 09, 2017 12:30 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Damiano at March 09, 2017 12:27 PM
"It's an amazing all-purpose product."
-- Emma Watson
Posted by: Shep at March 09, 2017 12:30 PM (DMUuz)
mileskahn
If you didn't witness the glory of @michaelsrubens at CPAC last night on @FullFrontalSamB, do yourself a favor: https://youtu.be/lHYftiISnxo
... turns out:
@meg_kelly16
When @iamsambee makes fun of your brother for having "Nazi hair." He actually has stage 4 brain cancer, but whatever floats your boat.
Wah-wah.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 09, 2017 12:31 PM (4YGWz)
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 09, 2017 12:31 PM (lKcIL)
Well, alrighty then.
http://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=328655
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 09, 2017 12:30 PM (J+eG2)
*whistling innocently*
Posted by: Kuru Prions at March 09, 2017 12:31 PM (vZ9Fw)
Posted by: Brother Maynard at March 09, 2017 12:32 PM (PNcou)
Posted by: wth at March 09, 2017 12:32 PM (HgMAr)
Despite what you hear in the press, healthcare is coming along great. We are ***talking to many groups***and it will end in a beautiful picture!
......
.
Experiment: give multiple groups a paintbrush and ask them to repair a painting of Christ and you'll end up with something that makes Ecce Mono look like a Botticelli.
Posted by: Damiano at March 09, 2017 12:32 PM (71OEY)
Posted by: cfo mom at March 09, 2017 12:33 PM (RfzVr)
Which is surprising, as it bites them constantly.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 09, 2017 12:33 PM (MZcWR)
Posted by: JEM at March 09, 2017 12:33 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 11:56 AM (TppKb)
How else are you going to chek your moral compass? Duh!
Posted by: Cate Blanchett at March 09, 2017 12:33 PM (0i9eW)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at March 09, 2017 12:33 PM (UOJLJ)
http://tinyurl.com/z8xpuak
Me?
I'm looking forward to the sex robots.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 09, 2017 12:34 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 09, 2017 12:34 PM (lKcIL)
The net earnings are hidden.
The net earnings are necessary.
The net earnings cannot be manufactured.
The net earnings are under attack.
The net earnings are more important now than ever.
The New York Times.
Posted by: Dang at March 09, 2017 12:34 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: NYT reporters at March 09, 2017 12:34 PM (PNcou)
Posted by: josephistan at March 09, 2017 12:34 PM (7HtZB)
I remember when the refrain from some on the right was how Ryan was going to use his AMAZING MATH POWERS to convince Americans to get rid of Obama.
http://tinyurl.com/oswxmah
And I thought at the time, geez, they're relying on this approach to win over a nation full of innumerate voters who hated math class? Yeah, that's gonna work out for the best.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 09, 2017 12:34 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: wth at March 09, 2017 12:30 PM
THIS is the kind of teamwork, disregard for personal safety, and bon homme that makes The Horde so outstanding!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 09, 2017 12:34 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 09, 2017 12:35 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: JEM at March 09, 2017 12:35 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: steevy at March 09, 2017 12:35 PM (r/0kC)
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For those of us older than 7, we remember quite well 'build the dang wall'.
Do the repeal first. Then and only then mitigate some consequences, if possible.
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 09, 2017 12:35 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Brother Maynard at March 09, 2017 12:32 PM (PNcou)
Skip a bit, Brother.
Posted by: Arthur, King of The Britons at March 09, 2017 12:35 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: fletch at March 09, 2017 12:35 PM (xVRrG)
Posted by: steevy at March 09, 2017 12:35 PM (r/0kC)
"You idiots! You blew it all up!"
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 09, 2017 12:31 PM (lKcIL)
Phase I in which Doris get her oats
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 09, 2017 12:36 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 09, 2017 12:36 PM (UOJLJ)
Posted by: Dang at March 09, 2017 12:36 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: D Trump at March 09, 2017 12:36 PM (PNcou)
Posted by: Carlos Not Very Slim at March 09, 2017 12:36 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at March 09, 2017 12:36 PM (cCsPW)
Posted by: Billy Joel at March 09, 2017 12:36 PM (4YGWz)
Ex. men have oppressed women for centuries, so it's ok to wrongfully convict a male college student of rape.
If the truth about terrorism were published, it would trigger a backlash. And any way, western civilzation deserves terrorism because of the crusades.
I'm not *defending* this. I'm just endlessly fascinated by how liberals are able to rationalize *anything*.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 09, 2017 12:36 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 09, 2017 12:34 PM (lKcIL)
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Every 3000 inches or 6 months ...
Posted by: ShainS at March 09, 2017 12:37 PM (mt8X9)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 09, 2017 12:37 PM (lKyWE)
This is something he would do as a serial liar. Come back and say the exact opposite of what he did or was going to do.
Posted by: washrivergal at March 09, 2017 12:38 PM (Ivjge)
Power corrupts. I remember when I thought W was a good President who was out muscled by RINOs and Democrats. W didn't have to run for office anymore and let the mask slip.
Posted by: Ok at March 09, 2017 12:38 PM (K2SnJ)
The New York Times.
Posted by: Dang at March 09, 2017 12:38 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Paul Ryan at March 09, 2017 12:38 PM (1BQGO)
Tweet that back to him.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 09, 2017 12:29 PM (X6fMO)
I don't do Twitter, but any and all of you are welcome to borrow that response.
Posted by: Methos, back to Let It Burn at March 09, 2017 12:38 PM (3Liv/)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at March 09, 2017 12:38 PM (aa1K7)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 09, 2017 12:38 PM (J+eG2)
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i just tweeted that back to Trump for you...
for whatever good that will do.
maybe if enough people do, it'll register...
can't hurt, might help.
https://twitter.com/redc1c4/status/839893937640759296
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 09, 2017 12:39 PM (tyaIS)
The truth is we're told what to say and we say it, because our kids' private school matters more than the truth.
Posted by: The New York Times at March 09, 2017 12:39 PM (TppKb)
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To them, information is merely a weapon . To be modified and slanted in a way that damages the target and protects home base.
They are post-truth.
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 09, 2017 12:39 PM (lKcIL)
......
Well, for the top end stuf that celebrities use. You can also get it from milking the cat to feed puppies, then microwaving the puppies on high for 20 minutes.
Posted by: Damiano at March 09, 2017 12:39 PM (71OEY)
That's funny.
We had a friend who was a total slut and we used to joke that the only unit of measurement she was comfortable with was the Cock.
Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2017 12:39 PM (XbFDI)
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Single payer for the portions of the market with unlimited expenses, paid for by the taxpayers using the vibrant system.
Posted by: Methos, back to Let It Burn at March 09, 2017 12:40 PM (3Liv/)
=======================
the tyranny of relativism.
The truth is whatever anyone wants it to be, (as long as they agree with me . . .)
With that rule operating at your core, you have to be pretty facile at avoiding real truth.
Posted by: simplemind at March 09, 2017 12:40 PM (xVRrG)
Posted by: undocumented SMOD at March 09, 2017 12:40 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at March 09, 2017 12:40 PM (PNcou)
Posted by: Amsoil at March 09, 2017 12:40 PM (TppKb)
50 Ryan: Step 3 is additional legislation for all the other stuff (state lines, and so on) *not* related to the existing law.
Full repeal never happens.
Let's be absolutely clear about the GOPe plan.
Obamacare is NEVER repealed.
Posted by: Methos, back to Let It Burn at March 09, 2017 11:43 AM (3Liv/)
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Just spitballing here and by no means saying it's how the GOP is playing this, but wouldn't a phased implementation of a repeal preclude a lot of the predicted backlash by the leftists and areas of squishy RINO politics? A repeal that's not called a repeal.
Posted by: Soona at March 09, 2017 12:40 PM (Fmupd)
We don't have the votes to just shitcan it
To me the only alternative is have a real repeal vote, get the republicans that won't back it on the record and watch it fail, and then just let the system crash on its own
Meanwhile watching my premiums continue to inch towards a mortgage payment for a $5500 deductible
Posted by: Jonestown at March 09, 2017 12:41 PM (j57YP)
Posted by: JEM at March 09, 2017 12:41 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 09, 2017 12:41 PM (UOJLJ)
Posted by: Benji Carver at March 09, 2017 12:02 PM (OD2ni)
Meh. Watson easily passes the crackers test.
Posted by: Minuteman at March 09, 2017 12:41 PM (0i9eW)
Posted by: James T Ryan at March 09, 2017 12:41 PM (PNcou)
Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2017 12:41 PM (XbFDI)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 09, 2017 12:42 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 09, 2017 12:34 PM (lKcIL)
Same guidelines as for any other crankcase lubricant.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut IN at March 09, 2017 12:42 PM (CPk08)
You are kidding, right?
She's fugly.
Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2017 12:42 PM (XbFDI)
Posted by: Not That Chuck at March 09, 2017 12:42 PM (Ct+ig)
Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2017 12:39 PM (XbFDI)
You have her number? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 09, 2017 12:43 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 09, 2017 12:34 PM (lKcIL)
Same guidelines as for any other crankcase lubricant.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut IN at March 09, 2017 12:42 PM (CPk0
More frequently if you tend to ride the clutch.
I dunno what that means as a naughty allegory but it sounded funny in my head.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 09, 2017 12:43 PM (yL25O)
how the GOP is playing this, but wouldn't a phased implementation of a
repeal preclude a lot of the predicted backlash by the leftists and
areas of squishy RINO politics? A repeal that's not called a repeal. Posted by: Soona at March 09, 2017 12:40 PM (Fmupd)
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Let's leave the stinking bandaid in place because the rot underneath is too nasty to contemplate.
Repeal first; mitigate later.
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 09, 2017 12:43 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Eskimo at March 09, 2017 12:43 PM (ZYNmu)
Posted by: Nurse Ratched at March 09, 2017 12:43 PM (IifAT)
You using a synthetic?
---
after 50,000 strokes try some Slick Clitty!
Posted by: Pep Boy at March 09, 2017 12:43 PM (PNcou)
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Yeah -- to make this work financially, the charity "single payer" system would have be bad enough that nobody would willingly go on it, even if cost them thousands of dollars a year to stay on private insurance.
Is Medicaid bad enough to qualify? Would it need a VA-style system of separate hospitals?
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at March 09, 2017 12:43 PM (PXbkt)
Posted by: Ok at March 09, 2017 12:44 PM (K2SnJ)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 09, 2017 12:44 PM (UOJLJ)
Posted by: Heralder at March 09, 2017 12:44 PM (kcI/m)
Might have to shift the speakers to cut down the reverb.
I had to hang mental tapestries to finally get the sound right.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 09, 2017 12:44 PM (J+eG2)
Hell, I might even mug somebody, just for old times' sake.
**uses key to carve the icon of a flayed hobo into the paint on the banana buggy.**
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 09, 2017 12:45 PM (GBq9h)
The truth doesn't take sides
The NYT does take sides
Therefore
The NYT is not the truth
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 09, 2017 12:45 PM (2aX9r)
Posted by: Methos, back to Let It Burn at March 09, 2017 12:45 PM (3Liv/)
Posted by: Fur Oil Social Media Response Team at March 09, 2017 12:45 PM (DMUuz)
But needs positraction additive if you've got a limited-slip rear.
Posted by: JEM at March 09, 2017 12:45 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: EVLINC! at March 09, 2017 12:46 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Anon at March 09, 2017 12:46 PM (zEM3F)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 09, 2017 12:43 PM (X6fMO)
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thanks
Posted by: MPPPs new friend at March 09, 2017 12:46 PM (PNcou)
Posted by: Ok at March 09, 2017 12:46 PM (K2SnJ)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at March 09, 2017 12:40 PM (PNcou)
Theodore Cleaver: Gee Wally, why is Mr. Rutherford looking at me like that?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 09, 2017 12:46 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Cate Blanchett
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE GENITAL ORGANS HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH ASSESSING THE MERITS OF MORAL ARGUMENTS.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLIBERGER at March 09, 2017 12:46 PM (vRcUp)
But needs positraction additive if you've got a limited-slip rear.
Posted by: JEM
Don't forget to tighten your lug nuts.
Posted by: Billy Joel at March 09, 2017 12:47 PM (4YGWz)
Posted by: JEM
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Contain abrasive, for sensitivity.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2017 12:47 PM (ZO497)
Is that regulated by the FDA or the USDA?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2017 12:47 PM (4Ru5B)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 09, 2017 12:47 PM (UOJLJ)
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They can give you a pretty accurate read on political disputes, though.
Posted by: Schaden Boner at March 09, 2017 12:48 PM (PXbkt)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE GENITAL ORGANS HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH ASSESSING THE MERITS OF MORAL ARGUMENTS.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLIBERGER at March 09, 2017 12:46 PM (vRcUp)
I still don't get it.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut IN at March 09, 2017 12:48 PM (CPk08)
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make *everyone* use the VA system.
maybe it would get fixed...
naw, WTF do i think i'm kidding?
i'd love it if Congress had to use it though.
fuckers.
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 09, 2017 12:48 PM (tyaIS)
Posted by: Ok at March 09, 2017 12:46 PM (K2SnJ)
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Fixed.
Posted by: ShainS at March 09, 2017 12:48 PM (mt8X9)
Posted by: Gwyneth, of the steamed clam at March 09, 2017 12:49 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 09, 2017 12:49 PM (RwwCT)
Posted by: m at March 09, 2017 12:49 PM (3jGss)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 09, 2017 12:50 PM (X6fMO)
But needs positraction additive if you've got a limited-slip rear.
Posted by: JEM
Don't forget to tighten your lug nuts.
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I'm smelling a hit record! And pussy.
I'm thinking Guatamaula!
Posted by: David Lee Roth at March 09, 2017 12:50 PM (PNcou)
Posted by: Under Fire
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Oil-Dri.
I buy it by the 25 lb. bag.
Posted by: Sandy Fluke at March 09, 2017 12:50 PM (ZO497)
Add a fancy barcode sticker that directs to a website that tells the truth about Walter. it wouldn't looks out of place
Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at March 09, 2017 12:50 PM (5Uq5D)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 09, 2017 12:50 PM (J+eG2)
He is, apparently, just another media bitch.
Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2017 12:51 PM (XbFDI)
I see the arc tag.
But for those playing our home game, she will be 27 years old next month.
She is about as developed as she is gonna get.
And I fear that applies to he mental capabilities as well.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
****
You are right on both counts.
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at March 09, 2017 12:51 PM (+aCe4)
Copyright law is one of exceedingly few areas that I don't mind being heavy handed. If Disney can milk the mouse until the end of time, I really don't have a problem with that.
There are limits and a good arguments to be had but, in general, I am not much of a fan of declaring anyone's work "public domain" because of a calendar. My stuff does not become your stuff because of the date. Screw you. Make your own stuff or pay me.
Posted by: Damiano at March 09, 2017 11:59 AM (71OEY)
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Went away and saw this comment that I thought was worth responding to.
If I take a book off of a shelf, copy out every word of that book, and place the book back on the shelf, I have not stolen a "thing" but "stolen" an idea.
Copyright protection is an invention of government to provide temporary monopoly on creative works to the author. There is evidence that long copyright protection actually decreases overall creative output in a society. And that's without even considering who the author is.
Who's the author of Mickey Mouse? Walt Disney, not the Disney corporation. The corporation legally owns the copyright, but it was the work of an individual person who did it. Walt Disney has been dead for decades and people who had no hand in the creation of Mickey Mouse continue to make money off of it because the government punishes people who use Mickey Mouse without Disney's permission.
That's...pretty gross in my view.
So, you may not care the Mickey Mouse keeps making money almost exclusively for Disney, but the guy who wants to wear a Mickey Mouse costume to entertain kids but can't because Disney will sue the hell out him? Yeah, he's being hurt.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 09, 2017 12:51 PM (mC1ZI)
http://www.nytco.com/new-york-times-statement-about-1932-pulitzer-prize-awarded-to-walter-duranty/
Posted by: hodor at March 09, 2017 12:51 PM (CAGgf)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 09, 2017 12:51 PM (PNcou)
We have hidden the truth
Our spin must beat honest reporting to the truth
Our platform allows us to drown things out
We oversimplify when it sells the lie
We require you to believe something nonobvious
In fact we need it
It's not glossing over if it's a paragragh on pg. 34A
We have an agenda
We now manufacture "I can't believe it's not truth!"
We take sides
We endorse both Communism and Progressive Blue (R)
We have not completed Kubler-Ross with the truth
We'd really like to punch you
People believing we're truth gives us influence
Soon the kulak truth will be shot, on its knees
How dare you say we're not truthful I can't even
We'll harm you, bitch
I'm for serious this is NOT the time
Posted by: The New (Paraphrased) Times at March 09, 2017 12:51 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: Ok
Fixed more.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2017 12:51 PM (ZO497)
That's why we're here, ma'am. To inform, educate, and alert you to the needs you didn't know you had.
Posted by: Don Draper at March 09, 2017 12:51 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: m at March 09, 2017 12:52 PM (3jGss)
"I'd buy that for a dollar!"
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2017 12:52 PM (4Ru5B)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 09, 2017 12:52 PM (2aX9r)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 09, 2017 12:51 PM (PNcou)
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If you oil it.... does it still squeak??
Posted by: fixerupper at March 09, 2017 12:52 PM (8XRCm)
'Hey mom, no
Chase Financial commercial -- rewritten for accuracy
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 09, 2017 12:53 PM (ZFUt7)
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Now which shark would like to give it a try now?
Posted by: developer of Fur Oil at March 09, 2017 12:53 PM (PNcou)
Even if they were forced into the VA, the system would rapidly adapt to provide them with superior specialized personalized medicine.
As an embittered former squid pointed out to me, while Our Betters go to Bethesda Naval Hospital when they fall ill, the care they receive there is entire galaxies removed from what ordinary USN enlisted receive in naval hospitals elsewhere.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 09, 2017 12:53 PM (noWW6)
We don't have the votes to just shitcan it
.........
I don't buy that for a second. They sent a full repeal bill to Obama... with the full knowledge that he'd veto it so Obamacare was never in danger. They could send the same bill to Trump, but that would call their bluff.
There are more Rs in congress now. The truth is that they don't want to repeal it and never did. That should have been obvious once everyone started tacking on the "replace" part and blindingly obvious when they started talking about "saving" all the "popular" parts.
Posted by: Damiano at March 09, 2017 12:54 PM (71OEY)
Posted by: The Wheel at March 09, 2017 12:54 PM (ZO497)
No. Sounds more like the Wind sweeping across the Plains.
Posted by: Hope Solo at March 09, 2017 12:54 PM (XbFDI)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 09, 2017 12:51 PM (PNcou)
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If you oil it.... does it still squeak??
Posted by: fixerupper
Not with our "Money back, no questions asked!" guarantee.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2017 12:55 PM (4Ru5B)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 09, 2017 12:45 PM (GBq9h)
Hey, keep your own scorecard!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 09, 2017 12:55 PM (98RO2)
I'm thinking Guatamaula!
Posted by: David Lee Roth at March 09, 2017 12:50 PM
It will need more cowbell.
Posted by: The Bruce Dickinson at March 09, 2017 12:55 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 09, 2017 12:55 PM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Mark Cuban at March 09, 2017 12:56 PM (UOJLJ)
Posted by: Roy at March 09, 2017 11:40 AM (VndSC)
503 The list reeks of being crowd-sourced by 7th-grade girls.
Posted by: m at March 09, 2017 12:52 PM (3jGss)
We used the same verb! Jinx.
Posted by: m at March 09, 2017 12:56 PM (3jGss)
150 Former Vatican Spox Denies Rumors That Pope Benedict XVI Resigned Under Duress
Obama Admin Pressured???
My first question is WTF leverage does Ear Flaps have over the Vatican, of all things?
Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2017 11:55 AM (3J/LN)
Let's start with a splashy RICO investigation into the pedophile priest coverup and work from there...
Posted by: DOJ Revenue Enhancment Team at March 09, 2017 12:56 PM (FtrY1)
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at March 09, 2017 12:56 PM (eGPQr)
There's no second term for Trump without the 'Repeal' part of 'Repeal and Replace'. It's his 'read my lips' moment.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 09, 2017 12:56 PM (ZFUt7)
Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2017 12:57 PM (XbFDI)
Posted by: Marvel Mystery Oil at March 09, 2017 12:57 PM (NBHj5)
There are limits and a good arguments to be had but, in general, I am not much of a fan of declaring anyone's work "public domain" because of a calendar. My stuff does not become your stuff because of the date. Screw you. Make your own stuff or pay me.
Posted by: Damiano
Then you owe someone's family all of your money and earnings for fire, thrown rocks, and farting under the covers.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 09, 2017 12:57 PM (4YGWz)
I'm guessing no one getting free sh*t has to worry about accepting free sh*t levels of care, though.
Step 1: If you're not paying, you see a nurse.
Step 2: If you're not paying, you must get a referral to an emergency room.
Step 3: If you're not paying, you can't sue when a nurse you aren't paying for misses a guess and your lifetime of cigarettes and Maury Povich catches up with you at 52 years old.
Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 09, 2017 12:57 PM (/f1mm)
There are more Rs in congress now. The truth is that they don't want to repeal it and never did. That should have been obvious once everyone started tacking on the "replace" part and blindingly obvious when they started talking about "saving" all the "popular" parts.
Posted by: Damiano at March 09, 2017 12:54 PM (71OEY)
I would love for somebody to get that nickelfucker Ryan live in studio and say just that to his lying face. Call him straight out as a corporate whore.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 09, 2017 12:57 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
Ok, but what would happen if their pitch started to flag, and then they pulled out the secret weapon:
"And our spokesperson will be ... HERMIONE GRANGER!!!"
That would start a bidding war.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 09, 2017 12:57 PM (vRcUp)
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at March 09, 2017 12:58 PM (m3iiU)
L
*Looks at the short QVC hottie*
**** pouts ****
Posted by: Mark Cuban at March 09, 2017 12:58 PM (PNcou)
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum
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The GOPe co-opted and diluted The Tea Party. I sense the same thing happening again.
Posted by: Marvel Mystery Oil at March 09, 2017 12:58 PM (NBHj5)
Posted by: Marvel Mystery Oil at March 09, 2017 12:57 PM
I thought you only worked with top ends?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 09, 2017 12:58 PM (DMUuz)
Obama Admin Pressured???
My first question is WTF leverage does Ear Flaps have over the Vatican, of all things?
Posted by: Ian S
Not Obama, but I could buy whomever was running him.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2017 12:58 PM (4Ru5B)
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 09, 2017 12:59 PM (ZFUt7)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 09, 2017 12:18 PM (IqV8l)
^^^this^^^
Sabo needs to open a branch plant in NYC.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2017 12:59 PM (WDdjT)
There's no second term for Trump without the 'Repeal' part of 'Repeal and Replace'. It's his 'read my lips' moment.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 09, 2017 12:56 PM (ZFUt7)
Which is ridiculous if he accomplishes 90% of the rest of his agenda.
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 09, 2017 12:59 PM (5M4cQ)
Posted by: Vince at March 09, 2017 01:00 PM (UOJLJ)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 09, 2017 01:00 PM (WuRdh)
I don't, they barely got Cabinet appointments through.
Maybe a full repeal needs to be voted on to show everyone what we're dealing with
For the record, I want a full repeal, I'm just afraid an all or nothing approach means we end up with nothing
I can't deal with another decade of ObamaCare
Posted by: Jonestown at March 09, 2017 01:00 PM (5pTn5)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 09, 2017 01:00 PM (OmAV8)
Posted by: Marvel Mystery Oil at March 09, 2017 12:57 PM
I thought you only worked with top ends?
Posted by: Duncanthrax
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We work in any of the dark nether regions.
Posted by: Marvel Mystery Oil at March 09, 2017 01:00 PM (NBHj5)
Posted by: EVLINC! at March 09, 2017 01:00 PM (y3aQB)
Which is ridiculous if he accomplishes 90% of the rest of his agenda.
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 09, 2017 12:59 PM (5M4cQ)
I was never keen on Trump, but frankly, I'd settle for about 30% of his agenda. The older I get, the lower the bar....
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut IN at March 09, 2017 01:01 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2017 01:01 PM (4Ru5B)
I believe the AOS Stylebook dictates that it's written as "The Failing NY Times."
Posted by: shibumi at March 09, 2017 11:38 AM (J5mC3)
New Nork Times?
Posted by: m at March 09, 2017 01:01 PM (3jGss)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 09, 2017 01:01 PM (X6fMO)
He cannot get the Tom Cotton types to back it. Nor will those that side with Rand Paul.
The squishes like Cory Gardner won't vote for any change to Obamacare, so there's a for-sure loss of about 4 senators.
And no dem will vote for any R-sponsored legislation, no matter what. The D side is a bloc.
Trump ought to just say fuck it and let Obamacare crash and burn.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 09, 2017 01:02 PM (U6f54)
..link redacted
Posted by: hodor at March 09, 2017 12:51 PM (CAGgf)
Weasely-assed evasions and self-serving bullshit. Fcuk the NY Times with a red-hot fireplace poker.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 09, 2017 01:03 PM (kPGdd)
Maybe not only 30%!if it doesn't include an agreeable Obamacare overhaul but yes, somewhere close to that would satisfy me also.
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 09, 2017 01:03 PM (5M4cQ)
Copyright/patent and trademark have been intentionally muddied. There's a reason that very early in our development as a nation we safeguarded both.
Trade secrets have been in existence since antiquity, and with innovation in information technology (inclusive of the printing press), it is (and was then) fairly effortless to make off with any kind of idea development. It's not *new* to conceive of an idea as something tangible with material worth to someone which can suffer dilution, and the entire mechanism by which a creator can obtain value for creating depends on *some level* of protection.
It's law, yes, but basic trade law akin to substance adulteration law. Easy to take too far, but not wrong in concept. A situation with no means to profit from innovation has limited value in innovating. This reflects that it is possible to create an immaterial item with cost of material goods and labor. So yeah, temporary monopoly due to innovation or creative work is absolutely kosher, but my read is that there must be meaningful connection to that innovation. If everyone involved is dead and gone, it's *idiotic*.
Trademark, on the other hand, is more of a reputation law kind of thing. I'm okay with Disney enforcing a degree of *trademark* protection, and that can continue generationally as with any business imprimatur, but what has happened is that Disney has obtained copyright protections over matters that should be trademark only.
Do I think that the character of Mickey Mouse needs to be public domain, fully? Not so sure. Do I think that use of Mickey Mouse as an emblem on a set of cartoons (creative works) released into the public domain is any dilution of that trademark? No. Nor any derivative work. Anything that does not plainly and explicitly misrepresent Disney or the ownership of the trademark is fair play, my view.
Posted by: Sporkatus at March 09, 2017 01:06 PM (eXSOZ)
He cannot get the Tom Cotton types to back it. Nor will those that side with Rand Paul.
The squishes like Cory Gardner won't vote for any change to Obamacare, so there's a for-sure loss of about 4 senators.
And no dem will vote for any R-sponsored legislation, no matter what. The D side is a bloc.
Trump ought to just say fuck it and let Obamacare crash and burn.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 09, 2017 01:02 PM (U6f54)
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That is sort of how I am seeing things unfolding also. The problem is, what mileage can Republicans get by continuing to run against Obama care if they can't even repeal it when they have every branch of government?
Meanwhile, during this high-stakes game of poker, people like me are seriously looking to opting out of health insurance altogether and going into something like a health care ministry for my family.
But just as long as the people that pay nothing for their healthcare still get their free shit, because those are the people that put the Republicans in office
We don't dare want to upset the huge block of Medicaid voters that might not vote Republican next election.
Posted by: Jonestown at March 09, 2017 01:06 PM (j57YP)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 09, 2017 12:36 PM (493sH)
I believe Two Of Us got that reference
Posted by: Minuteman at March 09, 2017 01:09 PM (0i9eW)
Posted by: An Observation at March 09, 2017 01:11 PM (GSbH+)
Excellent, reasoned response.
I still disagree. Going with your example, Walt (the man) created Mickey. He also chose to trademark it under his company. He could have done it personally but chose not to. So, it's a company asset that, prior to his death, Walt ran and held the majority stake. Following that, he left it to his family. For me, that is not much different than buying some land, building a house on it yourself, and leaving it to your wife and children. They, of course, can keep it, leave it vacant, or sell it and turn it into cash. The death argument, IMO, is the same as saying that the house become public domain after death and anyone who wants to can live there, rent free.
This, of course, is more complex than just Walt and his family. Since Mickey's creation, thousands of people invested in Walt (the man) and his creations, both privately and publicly. In exchange for their capital, they were given shares in the hopes that they could benefit from future value. They bought something virtually worthless and, by benefit of their capital, it grew exponentially in value. Many of those people left their shares to family. I believe in protecting that faith, risk, and value.
I agree that there are further complexities and there probably needs to be some limitation at some point (ex. I self publish a book, die, and it becomes a giant hit and I have no heirs... should people be denied access to the book on the sole basis that there is no one left to pay? Probably not. I can see that, perhaps, becoming "public domain").
Again, I respect the counter argument but placing limits on how, when, or for how long someone can profit from their intellectual, time, and monetary investment sounds too much like, "Sooner or later, you've made enough money" to me. Even if I could conceive of a situation where that statement could be valid, the absolute last judge and arbitor I would want is the government.
We make laws and elect people on the false assertion that government is a disinterested, neutral party. Nothing could be further from the truth. If it were, we'd have no such concept of "career politician" and the net worth of politicians would not unfailingly increase exponentially in line with their time in office, committee assignments, and seniority.
Posted by: Damiano at March 09, 2017 01:15 PM (71OEY)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at March 09, 2017 01:03 PM (kPGdd)
Granted, but the posted "yet to disavow" led me to think they'd simply ignored this stain on their record. Never hurts to show all the cards when looking to discredit the NY Times.
Posted by: hodor at March 09, 2017 01:19 PM (CAGgf)
Extremely well stated. My view is still a bit more extreme in on protections than you illustrated but, as I mentioned, i think there is some room for negotiation.
Your illustration of property rights, I think, gets to the core. My opinion is that someone either owns something (and can profit by it to its maximum potential, sell it, burn it, or do nothing with it, entirely at their own discretion) or they cannot. If not, then you end up with all the ills of communism. So as not to just play labels, communism works- if you're willing to accept sharing the lowest common denominator, equal shares of scarcity, decline, and make exemptions for someone to oversee it. From the perspective of being in poverty and no ability or willingness to take risk or do better, I can see the appeal for some. I just disagree and prefer to accept the consequences and potential rewards of risk and freedom.
You make another excellent point about the correlation of innovation and property rights. I agree. I will go further, in line with my earlier argument, and extend those rights to heir, families, and stakeholders.
Unless I combine atoms to make it, build a factory to package it, and take on risk to produce and distribute it, I consider air to be public domain. If it occurs in nature without the assistance or intervention of man, it's public domain. I still object to public domain and government domain being synonymous, even with government as an arbtor, until such time as government can be detached from and not profit by acting in its own interests.
Posted by: Damiano at March 09, 2017 01:30 PM (71OEY)
Posted by: MWTexas at March 09, 2017 01:36 PM (0dmP2)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 09, 2017 01:36 PM (EYwhF)
Posted by: boomstick at March 09, 2017 12:20 PM (necvY)
It's also bold-faced.
Like lies.
Posted by: m at March 09, 2017 02:11 PM (3jGss)
Posted by: m at March 09, 2017 02:41 PM (3jGss)
Posted by: Agent Mulder at March 09, 2017 03:21 PM (z+wFT)
'Truth just isn't found in the New York Times *'
* Google Will Duranty
Thanks for remembering Duranty's lies and the NYT complicity, CBD
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