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Overnight Open Thread (3 Mar 2017)
Russians
This whole Russian thing is getting so ridiculous. Obama Administration officials set up Jeff Sessions' meeting with the Russian Ambassador. Oops. Evidently, all that botox is interfering with Pelosi's memory. Photo contradicts Pelosi's statement about not meeting Kislyak. Moving forward, it is painfully obvious that some serious house cleaning needs to happen in many departments. Did the Obama Administration try stacking the deck against Trump as the Justice Department? Of course they did. One wonders what information is flowing back to him now from the DoJ, IRS, NSA, etc.It's not inconceivable that the pandemonium of an incoming Trump administration might have meant they would overlook a little-noticed change. Sessions could have recused himself thinking the old line of succession was intact, only to have Phillips appoint a rabid special prosecutor to go after the Trump administration on Russia the next day before the Trump administration could undo things. As soon as it was evident Boentes was going to be handling any Russian investigations, Schumer called on him to appoint a special prosecutor.Hollyweird Yeah, I don't think hiring a few more folks will stop ISIS recruiting. It almost comes off as a threat. Actor says put muslims on TV or they will join ISIS. Vietnamese Tactical Stick
The sensor-laden ring isn't a condom itself, but sits over the base of your preferred prophylactic. Put it on, "get it on," and learn about metrics like the average velocity of thrusts, frequency of sessions, average skin temperature, and other details you probably don't need to know about. After bedroom activity dies down, you can pair the ring's data with the i.Con app via Bluetooth for further analysis.Feminists So, not a peep from the white dress crowd or those wearing pussy hats? Dem Congressman makes misogynistic joke, feminists silent. No one will take your silly asses seriously (already hard enough with the 'gina suits and pussy hats) if you can't be bothered to condemn one of your own for saying something that usually sends you fleeing to a safe space and/or into an uncontrolled rage on twitter or something. Europe This would probably hurt Europe more than us. EU calls for end to visa-free travel for Americans in swipe at Trump. Dog Video
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 09:55 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: morons, everywhere at March 03, 2017 09:55 PM (19RKp)
Posted by: morons, everywhere at March 03, 2017 09:55 PM (19RKp)
Posted by: NC Ref at March 03, 2017 09:56 PM (SpeiC)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 03, 2017 09:56 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: morons, everywhere at March 03, 2017 09:56 PM (19RKp)
Posted by: tbodie at March 03, 2017 09:57 PM (19RKp)
Posted by: logprof at March 03, 2017 09:58 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 09:58 PM (6gk0M)
I just got my mini truck back and I suspect it has a vacuum leak. I just dropped about 1k on parts and $271 at the local mechanic's when I thought I had buggered something up (I hadn't).
It still idles too low in drive when stopped.
You getting a code?
I bought this one:
http://tinyurl.com/hfrtsx3
Posted by: Soothsayer 45
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No code. Just idling at 200rpm in drive and while stopped.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 03, 2017 09:59 PM (hVdx9)
Well, some of it has to do with old fashioned
corruption and incompetence. The site of the airport is on land that
CO's biggest lobbyist owned - fancy that!
Then there's the fact that part of the land is geologically unstable.
My
favorite is the hideous bronco statue that the artist milked the govt.
extra thousands of dollars to finish that fell on him and killed him.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 03, 2017 08:13 PM (NOIQH)
Thanks Lizzy!!! You just can't make that stuff up and I would never have known if it wasn't for all y'all smart commentators.
.....The more you know.....
Posted by: NC Ref at March 03, 2017 09:59 PM (SpeiC)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 09:59 PM (6gk0M)
Allegri's "Miserere" (Psalm 51 in Latin) by the incomparable Tallis Scholars:
https://youtu.be/NmWZIPri38Q
Posted by: logprof at March 03, 2017 09:59 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 03, 2017 10:00 PM (lJW6d)
Posted by: tbodie at March 03, 2017 09:57 PM (19RKp)
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I hope you at least have clean underwear on.
Posted by: bluebell at March 03, 2017 10:00 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 03, 2017 10:00 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: CDR M at March 03, 2017 10:00 PM (9I51B)
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 03, 2017 10:00 PM (lJW6d)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 03, 2017 10:01 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Adriane the Matrix Critic ... at March 03, 2017 10:01 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: CDR M at March 03, 2017 10:02 PM (9I51B)
Posted by: ibguy at March 03, 2017 10:02 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Donald Fagen at March 03, 2017 10:02 PM (M3DRt)
Posted by: Bob Dylan at March 03, 2017 10:02 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Hitler at March 03, 2017 10:02 PM (mtGE/)
Posted by: @realadolf at March 03, 2017 10:03 PM (d76uN)
Hopefully, Great White isn't playing there.
Posted by: Aviator at March 03, 2017 10:03 PM (/Nite)
No, I just think Bush is terrible these days. Just his New World Order persona shining through.
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 03, 2017 10:03 PM (lJW6d)
The paintings are OK.
He and his family are disgraceful.
Just my $.02 opinion.
Posted by: navybrat at March 03, 2017 10:03 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: CDR M at March 03, 2017 10:04 PM (9I51B)
Wait, you mean they're beheading people because they don't see enough Muslims on sitcoms?
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 03, 2017 10:04 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at March 03, 2017 10:04 PM (aaGce)
Posted by: stoned lemur at March 03, 2017 10:04 PM (4nvOb)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 03, 2017 10:04 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: @literallyadolph at March 03, 2017 10:04 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 03, 2017 10:05 PM (lJW6d)
Posted by: @RealAdolfHitler at March 03, 2017 10:06 PM (FqgrG)
Posted by: MallardDuckLintBrush at March 03, 2017 10:06 PM (j80G/)
Posted by: Lemur Moms at March 03, 2017 10:07 PM (Tyii7)
Oh and I broke my toe this week because I am a total clumsy dork. That doorjamb was about six inches further to the left than I thought.
So, I went to this year's sales meeting with a broken toe and spent two days on my feet.
And they loved my new paint formulation which will theoretically make the company a shit ton of money. I'll see nothing in return. Because...work.
Blah.
Posted by: @DangerGirl
Bummer to hear that. Heal quickly. But...
Did you drive your self to the clinic, or did you have to call a toe truck?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 03, 2017 10:08 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at March 03, 2017 10:08 PM (d/z4P)
It would seem that a co-founder of #BlackLivesMatter, Yusra Khogali, has "decolonized" her mind and embraced "alternate ways of knowing".. which apparently include Black supremacist pseudo-scientific garbage
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=13084
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 03, 2017 10:09 PM (vBeA5)
Dr. Ballard and Dr. Cade, their like we may never see again. RIP, gentlemen.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2017 10:09 PM (WDdjT)
Or worse yet, a database online. Want to date THIS guy ladies? Check him, his package, and his performance out on line!
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 03, 2017 10:09 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: bluebell at March 03, 2017 10:00 PM (sBOL1)
Momma did teach me that much.
Posted by: tbodie at March 03, 2017 10:09 PM (19RKp)
So what? When I went to Europe in 1990 I needed visas for at least some countries. I know that one of the countries was France. Since some European countries have had problems with terrorist acts, I happen to think that visas are a good idea.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 03, 2017 10:10 PM (+lVUW)
Dr. Ballard and Dr. Cade, their like we may never see again. RIP, gentlemen.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Burns like fire, doesn't it?
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 03, 2017 10:11 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: bluebell at March 03, 2017 10:00 PM (sBOL1)
Momma did teach me that much.
Posted by: tbodie
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Unnnder-weeaarr? Whut's dat?
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 03, 2017 10:11 PM (hVdx9)
Welp, just discovered Papa Murphy's take-and-bake pizza. There goes my diet again.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 03, 2017 10:12 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboror, VT at March 03, 2017 10:12 PM (WmgTn)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 03, 2017 10:12 PM (Ju3KR)
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It seems to be highly popular among those seeking to expand the central state's tentacles into every corner of our lives.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2017 10:12 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 03, 2017 10:13 PM (u8kLQ)
Wait, you mean they're beheading people because they don't see enough Muslims on sitcoms?
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Yes.
They hate us because there are not enough Muslims on tv.
That's why we hired Valerie Jarret's daughter.
If all tv and film productions were:
75% muslim (60% black muslim, 40% arabic muslim)
and
25% gay (50% male, 50% female, 80% black, 20% Hispanic)
America would have peace . Finally.
But the Nazi's who hold the purse strings will not go along with that. H8ers!!!
BTW, we've declared 2017 Muslim History year, be sure to catch our daily specials!
Posted by: CNN at March 03, 2017 10:13 PM (J5mC3)
Not that they need more than they already have...
Posted by: Kortezzi at March 03, 2017 10:14 PM (98FOO)
TKAW, what kind of car you have?
There's probably an online forum for your car. I find them to be very helpful.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at March 03, 2017 10:14 PM (aaGce)
Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at March 03, 2017 10:14 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 03, 2017 10:14 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Bob Dole at March 03, 2017 10:14 PM (mtGE/)
Posted by: Donald Fagen at March 03, 2017 10:15 PM (M3DRt)
Posted by: logprof at March 03, 2017 10:15 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Bob Dole at March 03, 2017 10:15 PM (u8kLQ)
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I hear they make lovely faucets as well.
Posted by: shibumi at March 03, 2017 10:15 PM (J5mC3)
There wouldn't be an adjustment screw on the carburettor for the idle speed, would there?
Carburetor!?!?
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at March 03, 2017 10:15 PM (aaGce)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 03, 2017 10:16 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 03, 2017 10:16 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: PBJ4848 at March 03, 2017 10:16 PM (PsdJu)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 03, 2017 10:16 PM (Ju3KR)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 03, 2017 10:16 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 03, 2017 10:17 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 03, 2017 10:11 PM (hVdx9)
Heh. I am used to posting snark, but I am capable of posting serious, thoughtful stuff now and then.
On your mini-truck, look for an idle "step-up" device. Many cars have a solenoid or vacuum dashpot, controlled by a solenoid valve, to increase idle speed if the engine is hot, or the A/C compressor is engaged.
I don't profess to be an expert, but sometimes having a second set of eyes on a problem will reveal the answer, so if you want to wheel the old wreck by my place in AJ, I'd be happy to have a look at it. And buy you a beer.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2017 10:17 PM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki
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Not exactly. KA24e engine without curb idle adjustment IIRC.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 03, 2017 10:17 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at March 03, 2017 10:18 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 03, 2017 10:18 PM (jJHMW)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 03, 2017 10:18 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 03, 2017 10:19 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at March 03, 2017 10:19 PM (FqgrG)
Posted by: Candy Assed Baboon at March 03, 2017 10:20 PM (d4mMH)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 03, 2017 10:20 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 03, 2017 10:11 PM (hVdx9)
Heh. I am used to posting snark, but I am capable of posting serious, thoughtful stuff now and then.
On your mini-truck, look for an idle "step-up" device. Many cars have a solenoid or vacuum dashpot, controlled by a solenoid valve, to increase idle speed if the engine is hot, or the A/C compressor is engaged.
I don't profess to be an expert, but sometimes having a second set of eyes on a problem will reveal the answer, so if you want to wheel the old wreck by my place in AJ, I'd be happy to have a look at it. And buy you a beer.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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It doesn't have your standard curb idle adjust, but it does have what you mention. I did try that and no luck.
Hope I'm not being too unclear. 1997 KA24E.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 03, 2017 10:20 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 03, 2017 10:21 PM (WTSFk)
So what? When I went to Europe in 1990 I needed visas for at least some countries. I know that one of the countries was France. Since some European countries have had problems with terrorist acts, I happen to think that visas are a good idea.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 03, 2017 10:10 PM (+lVUW)
The overwhelming majority of Americans will never go to Europe, and an increasingly large number of Americans don't give two shits about Europe anymore, myself included.
So do your little visa thing, asshats.
Posted by: Country boy - etc. etc. at March 03, 2017 10:21 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 03, 2017 10:21 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 03, 2017 10:21 PM (hVdx9)
75% muslim (60% black muslim, 40% arabic muslim)
and
25% gay (50% male, 50% female, 80% black, 20% Hispanic)
America would have peace . Finally.
But the Nazi's who hold the purse strings will not go along with that. H8ers!!!
BTW, we've declared 2017 Muslim History year, be sure to catch our daily specials!
Posted by: CNN
You left off transgenders, you filthy trannyphobic bastards!!!!
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 03, 2017 10:21 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: jwpaine at March 03, 2017 10:22 PM (hoJm7)
Is that a bad thing?
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 03, 2017 10:23 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at March 03, 2017 10:23 PM (A4HOq)
Posted by: Country boy - etc. etc. at March 03, 2017 10:21 PM (Jcg9Q)
I've got a Discover Card. Will that be good enough?
Posted by: Adriane is Easily Confused ... at March 03, 2017 10:23 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 03, 2017 10:24 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 03, 2017 10:24 PM (kP16F)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/837710792292200448
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/837710902807887872
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/837711030042181640
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/837711121821892609
Posted by: kbdabear at March 03, 2017 10:24 PM (AOrEZ)
Posted by: qdpsteve
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Which is right before it explodes.
EEK!
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 03, 2017 10:24 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Lemur at March 03, 2017 10:25 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Sounds like St Elmo's fire.
Posted by: Aviator at March 03, 2017 10:25 PM (/Nite)
Posted by: CDR M at March 03, 2017 10:00 PM (9I51B)
About the only thing good in that movie. That and Margot Robbie's smokin' bod.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 03, 2017 10:25 PM (0mRoj)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/837711231536541697
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/837711346561089539
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/837711467025731584
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/837711571925282816
Posted by: kbdabear at March 03, 2017 10:25 PM (AOrEZ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Dang I'm good!
Posted by: Sully at March 03, 2017 10:25 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 03, 2017 10:25 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at March 03, 2017 10:26 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 03, 2017 10:26 PM (Ju3KR)
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I'd say Eastern Europe is probably the safest choice.
Posted by: shibumi at March 03, 2017 10:26 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 03, 2017 10:26 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Jezebal at March 03, 2017 10:26 PM (FqgrG)
Posted by: t-bird at March 03, 2017 10:26 PM (/wWB4)
Posted by: JAS at March 03, 2017 10:27 PM (4sHXv)
Posted by: Adriane is Easily Confused ... at March 03, 2017 10:23 PM (AoK0a)
Can I borrow it? Mine are all tapped out, and there's some great gun deals out there right now.
Your cooperation in this matter is appreciated.
Posted by: Country boy - etc. etc. at March 03, 2017 10:27 PM (Jcg9Q)
I supported him, I volunteered, I sent him $.
I had to. I didn't want to see a President Kerry. Or Gore.
I have a signed Christmas card from him.
I've shaken hands with his dad.
One of the wisest men I ever met said "Never fall in love with any politician, they will break your heart every time."
Truer words were never spoken.
Posted by: navybrat at March 03, 2017 10:27 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 03, 2017 10:28 PM (Ju3KR)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 03, 2017 10:28 PM (u8kLQ)
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Don't take your kids to Rotherham, England.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 03, 2017 10:28 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: pat at March 03, 2017 10:29 PM (4MSOz)
You really don't want to mess with that adjustment screw or mess with the TPS because all you're doing is manually raising the idle same as stepping on the gas pedal.
The Issue still remains.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at March 03, 2017 10:30 PM (BE4Rh)
We even have another visit coming up.
My wife studies art. I like to speak French. Like our host.
It doesn't all suck.
Mostly parts of Paris, you can just write them off.
The same thing will happen here.
Oh, wait, is already happening.
We may have slowed it down a bit.
Posted by: navybrat at March 03, 2017 10:31 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: pat at March 03, 2017 10:31 PM (4MSOz)
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at March 03, 2017 10:31 PM (Aw2/v)
Rinkerby
my new, all time favorite, place name.
Even better than some of those weird British places.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 03, 2017 10:31 PM (v/2ie)
Hope I'm not being too unclear. 1997 KA24E.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 03, 2017 10:20 PM (hVdx9)
Got it! I am familiar with the predecessor to that engine, the NAPZ 22, which had a carburetor. Yours is sequential port EFI. Sounds like whatever is supposed to set the curb idle at 650 RPM (or whatever the spec is) isn't doing its job, and the engine is falling back to the idle speed set by the rest position of the throttle.
I would look closely for any sign of an idle air bypass, or idle throttle positioner, and try to determine if such a thing, if found, is functional. If it's not setting a code, then presumably the ECM is getting normal signals from the sensors that tell it to go into idle mode, so the problem most likely lies with whatever actuators are invoked.
Best I can do from here.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2017 10:32 PM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Country boy - etc. etc. at March 03, 2017 10:32 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Nanzi Pelosi at March 03, 2017 10:32 PM (uSlc8)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 03, 2017 10:32 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Donald Fagen at March 03, 2017 10:33 PM (M3DRt)
Posted by: nerdygirl
The things you learned at Catholic school.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 03, 2017 10:33 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Jim at March 03, 2017 10:34 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 03, 2017 10:34 PM (Ju3KR)
Posted by: Aviator at March 03, 2017 10:25 PM (/Nite)
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Probably related. Isn't St. Elmo's fire attached to a structure?
This was a ball of free-floating electrical discharge about 18 inches across. The freaky thing was it lasted about 30 seconds and we were all strapped in for takeoff. The flight attendants were seated facing me, and they were going nuts. Screaming that everyone should stay seated!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 03, 2017 10:35 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at March 03, 2017 10:35 PM (BE4Rh)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 03, 2017 10:36 PM (97XyN)
Posted by: Country boy - etc. etc. at March 03, 2017 10:36 PM (Jcg9Q)
Muslim complaining about there not being enough acting jobs in England for Muslims. Go join ISIS, their new cannibalism diet sounds great.
http://louderwithcrowder.com/ isis-cannibalism-non-muslims/
remove the space after the backslash.
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 03, 2017 10:36 PM (v3DL/)
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How do you feel about getting swindled by a gypsy?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 03, 2017 10:37 PM (uSlc8)
Posted by: Cicero
Hey, that reminds me of a song!...
Posted by: Cher at March 03, 2017 10:38 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Sonny at March 03, 2017 10:38 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 03, 2017 10:39 PM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: Country boy - etc. etc. at March 03, 2017 10:36 PM (Jcg9Q)
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It's good to have a plan. Whenever I suggest a future some place other than SF, Mrs. Franpsycho starts getting the sadz B
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 03, 2017 10:39 PM (EZebt)
This was a ball of free-floating electrical discharge about 18 inches across. The freaky thing was it lasted about 30 seconds and we were all strapped in for takeoff. The flight attendants were seated facing me, and they were going nuts. Screaming that everyone should stay seated!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 03, 2017 10:35 PM
It doesn't sound like St. Elmo's Fire. "Ball Lightning" probably. Very weird. Have seen it myself and it's very much a WTF? spectacle. Catching it indoors or inside a plane would be very freaky and disconcerting.
Posted by: otho at March 03, 2017 10:40 PM (lmIoG)
Turns out it's popular in my area, I guess. A *second* hot yoga studio has opened in my neighborhood.
Any of the ettes here ever tried it? Seems to be a female thing.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 03, 2017 10:40 PM (u8kLQ)
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Yes, do it. I double-dog dare you.
Posted by: Dr Abortion at March 03, 2017 10:40 PM (R+30W)
This was a ball of free-floating electrical discharge about 18
inches across. The freaky thing was it lasted about 30 seconds and we
were all strapped in for takeoff. The flight attendants were seated
facing me, and they were going nuts. Screaming that everyone should stay
seated!
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Actually can look like that.
Posted by: Aviator at March 03, 2017 10:40 PM (/Nite)
discharge about 18 inches across. The freaky thing was it lasted about
30 seconds and we were all strapped in for takeoff. The flight
attendants were seated facing me, and they were going nuts. Screaming
that everyone should stay seated!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 03, 2017 10:35 PM (EZebt)
Gotta be careful. It could have been a portal. That's why I always pack my crowbar in my carry-on.
Posted by: Gordan Freeman at March 03, 2017 10:41 PM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 03, 2017 10:39 PM (EZebt)
Well I have a goal, the plan to attain it is still a bit fuzzy.
Was the Mrs. born there?
Posted by: Country boy - etc. etc. at March 03, 2017 10:41 PM (Jcg9Q)
Turns out it's popular in my area, I guess. A *second* hot yoga studio has opened in my neighborhood.
Any of the ettes here ever tried it? Seems to be a female thing.
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I know a gay guy who goes to hot yoga.
Posted by: shibumi at March 03, 2017 10:41 PM (J5mC3)
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Guys can do it too. All you need are some men's yoga pants and a nice pair of Crocs.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 03, 2017 10:42 PM (uSlc8)
Posted by: Donald Fagen at March 03, 2017 10:42 PM (M3DRt)
The Hot Yoga studios actually make money *two* ways. They make money from the women who take the classes, *and* they make money from the guys in the secret room next door who pay to watch the super-sweaty hot yoga women through a two-way mirror. :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 03, 2017 10:43 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 03, 2017 10:43 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
Do you have to tuck?
Posted by: Aviator at March 03, 2017 10:43 PM (/Nite)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 03, 2017 10:43 PM (Ju3KR)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 03, 2017 10:39 PM
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J.J. Sefton told his story about meeting Bebe Neuwirth on a morning thread a couple of days ago.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 03, 2017 10:43 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: SMFH at March 03, 2017 10:44 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: thathalfrican - at work at March 03, 2017 10:44 PM (nDcc3)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 03, 2017 10:34 PM (v5iqM)
Because Bob Dole uses Lyft!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 03, 2017 10:44 PM (tHwdc)
From what I found, the room is heated up to 107 degrees... and the classes are a freaking 90 minutes long!! Even the water in your water bottle is probably hot by then!
I would literally be a puddle of sweat and a few bones by the end of my first class. Think I'll skip it, thanks.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 03, 2017 10:44 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 03, 2017 10:14 PM (kP16F)
On the cockring fitbit? Oh my!
Posted by: Mr. Sulu at March 03, 2017 10:44 PM (JO9+V)
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Almost scared to ask what that is...
Posted by: SMFH at March 03, 2017 10:45 PM (CRotO)
Heh.
Posted by: SMFH at March 03, 2017 10:44 PM (CRotO)
*waves to the young lady in Killeen*
Posted by: Country boy - etc. etc. at March 03, 2017 10:45 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: SMFH at March 03, 2017 10:45 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 03, 2017 10:45 PM (Ju3KR)
I saw an ad earlier, and was struck by the fact that everyone in it seems to be a confirming stereotype. Oh, the irony.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2017 10:46 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: thathalfrican - at work at March 03, 2017 10:46 PM (nDcc3)
Posted by: kalneva at March 03, 2017 10:46 PM (vhW1R)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 03, 2017 10:46 PM (u8kLQ)
Was the Mrs. born there?
Posted by: Country boy - etc. etc. at March 03, 2017 10:41 PM
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Yeah, parents and 2 of her grandparents. And our kids.
They all think I'm the strange one. But it's them. It's all of them.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 03, 2017 10:46 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 03, 2017 10:46 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: SMFH at March 03, 2017 10:47 PM (CRotO)
This is the information the Democrats think they can use to impeach Trump. Why are these Republicans colluding with them?
Posted by: Bill Wynn at March 03, 2017 10:47 PM (OUYFk)
Posted by: Donald Fagen at March 03, 2017 10:47 PM (M3DRt)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 03, 2017 10:47 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 03, 2017 10:47 PM (Ju3KR)
Posted by: thathalfrican - at work at March 03, 2017 10:47 PM (nDcc3)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 03, 2017 10:42 PM (uSlc
<<<**downward falling shelf**
Posted by: an Ewok in Crocs doing hot yoga at March 03, 2017 10:48 PM (4nvOb)
Posted by: phoenixgirl..spring training at March 03, 2017 10:48 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2017 10:48 PM (fDdVG)
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I think only Peril-Sensitive Sunglasses would require the necessary level of protection.
Posted by: junior at March 03, 2017 10:48 PM (nsZ+m)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 03, 2017 10:48 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 03, 2017 10:49 PM (u8kLQ)
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Almost scared to ask what that is...
Posted by: SMFH at March 03, 2017 10:45 PM (CRotO)
I took one for the team just in case. Link in nic. You can click it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSQlPMXHozo
Posted by: Country boy - etc. etc. at March 03, 2017 10:49 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 03, 2017 10:48 PM (u8kLQ)
it can't be pleasant
Posted by: phoenixgirl..spring training at March 03, 2017 10:49 PM (0O7c5)
The awesomeness of the horde is ... um ... awesome.
Come for the politics, stay for the language and vocabulary lessons.
Hot yoga, cold yoga, yoga is all too much for me. I would settle for being able to get up from the floor without assistance from local fire departments and paramedics.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 03, 2017 10:49 PM (v/2ie)
Posted by: thathalfrican - at work at March 03, 2017 10:49 PM (nDcc3)
Posted by: Country boy - etc. etc. at March 03, 2017 10:49 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 03, 2017 10:50 PM (Ju3KR)
It's by the throttle linkage, loosen the nut and adjust to spec tighten and you should be good to go.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 03, 2017 10:50 PM (X35Yt)
Nowadays I have to *plan* how I'm going to lift myself off the floor, if I have to get down there.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 03, 2017 10:50 PM (u8kLQ)
I wasn't pissed off before? Comparatively, no.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 03, 2017 10:51 PM (VdICR)
I know I told you guys at the outset about building a house for MIL to live in for five - seven years and then we would move there. Property hers that we got deeded early. OMG. Great idea! / I will try to be how God wants me to be, but boy howdy.
Posted by: kalneva at March 03, 2017 10:51 PM (vhW1R)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 03, 2017 10:51 PM (u8kLQ)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSQlPMXHozo
Posted by: Country boy - etc. etc. at March 03, 2017 10:49 PM (Jcg9Q)
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Ok, breathing exercises while doing squats.
Got it.
Posted by: SMFH at March 03, 2017 10:51 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 03, 2017 10:46 PM (EZebt)
Yes, it is them.
Despite my occasional comment about your state, I do sympathize with you Kallyfornia 'rons who find yourself in that situation. Can't imagine.
Posted by: Country boy - etc. etc. at March 03, 2017 10:52 PM (Jcg9Q)
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That is true. I remember the personal testimonials from the 2012 convention. Seemed genuine to me.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 03, 2017 10:52 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 03, 2017 10:52 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: Public Address Lemur at March 03, 2017 10:52 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 03, 2017 10:52 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: kalneva at March 03, 2017 10:51 PM (vhW1R)
Sorry, I forgot where (you'd move that is).
Posted by: Country boy - etc. etc. at March 03, 2017 10:53 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 03, 2017 10:49 PM (v/2ie)
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In early January, after being in a hospital bed for 2 weeks, I actually had to call when I hit the floor going between wheelchair and mobility scooter. Most embarassing.
Posted by: Flyboy at March 03, 2017 10:53 PM (v0mnF)
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There was an English-language parody article a few years back talking about how Romanian officials were overjoyed that they'd actually gotten a couple of Islamic Refugees. Turns out the refugees had been trying to get to Hungary so they could get to the richer European countries, gotten horribly lost, and somehow ended up in Romania.
Posted by: junior at March 03, 2017 10:53 PM (nsZ+m)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Dang I'm good!
Posted by: Sully at March 03, 2017 10:25 PM (u8kLQ)
I have never seen ball lightning, but I have seen a plasmoid (essentially a sphere of plasma). I was on a drilling location, and happened to be walking across the lease, with the shacks on my left, and the rig on my right. Crew was working on an electrical panel, more or less facing me, about 50 yards away, on the rig. There was a brilliant flash, a loud bang, and this ping-pong ball sized sphere of brilliant white light came bouncing towards me, and went Poof! and disappeared before it got near me. I could have easily dodged it, since it was wasn't moving fast. No trace left. There was about a half-inch hole burned in the shell of a 480 volt 3-phase plug. They replaced the plug, and the socket, and all was good again.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2017 10:53 PM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Jack Sock
Cinnamon really improves it.
She dances at Fritz's on Tuesdays and Thursdays at 6:30... :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 03, 2017 10:53 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: shibumi at March 03, 2017 10:54 PM (J5mC3)
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That's nuts. I think I'd rather try chewing on a millipede before climbing a wall with that thing.
Posted by: Dr Abortion at March 03, 2017 10:54 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: Dr Abortion at March 03, 2017 10:55 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: Frederick Frankenstein at March 03, 2017 10:55 PM (Tn/tP)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 03, 2017 10:55 PM (R+30W)
So do your little visa thing, asshats.
Posted by: Country boy - etc. etc. at March 03, 2017 10:21 PM (Jcg9Q)
115 No Europe this year. Canada and Alaska, Victoria will be by British experience. Polite people, great English, Irish, and Scottish bars, pubs, and restaurants.
Posted by: pat at March 03, 2017 10:31 PM (4MSOz)
--In the spirit of "buycotting," you can consider nations pushing against the EU. The UK had Brexit. I *highly* recommend the Lake District. It's stunningly beautiful: the mix of natural (moors, fells, lakes, Aire Farce, Scafell Pike, Borrowdale) and man-made (dry-stone walls, trails that run riot through both public and private lands, the village of Grasmere) with nary a muzzie in sight. One day when I was hiking there, I saw two lovely ladies in equestrian attire riding their horses, and I chatted with them. I remarked that before then all I had seen in the Old Country was London. One of them said, "This is *proper* England." I could not hold back my smile.
Victoria is beautiful as well, and while pricey, it is also small, so you can take in the sights in a short time.
. . . and then there's eastern Europe. I would love to see Budapest some day, maybe never will. But I have seen Prague, Vienna, and Bratislava, and none of them disappointed.
Don't look down on all of Europe just yet. There's still hope. Trump, Brexit, Cubs, Leicester City . . . what's next?
Posted by: logprof at March 03, 2017 10:56 PM (GsAUU)
It's by the throttle linkage, loosen the nut and adjust to spec tighten and you should be good to go.
Posted by: irongrampa
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Thank you. It was already set to specs when I played with it.
My adjustments made no difference.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 03, 2017 10:57 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 03, 2017 10:57 PM (Ju3KR)
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 03, 2017 10:57 PM (IDPbH)
In other internet news, a new cell phone safety study suggests that you should not sleep with your cell phone.
There is a joke there but the punch line eludes me.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 03, 2017 10:57 PM (v/2ie)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 03, 2017 10:57 PM (u8kLQ)
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I think only Peril-Sensitive Sunglasses would
/sigh
Posted by: junior at March 03, 2017 10:58 PM (nsZ+m)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 03, 2017 10:40 PM (u8kLQ)
My stepdaughter does it. Her skin is gorgeous.
Posted by: Emmie at March 03, 2017 10:58 PM (xVuS6)
Posted by: Frederick Frankenstein at March 03, 2017 10:58 PM (Tn/tP)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 03, 2017 10:58 PM (u8kLQ)
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What about if you and your phone really really really love each other?
Posted by: junior at March 03, 2017 10:59 PM (nsZ+m)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 03, 2017 11:00 PM (tT/X6)
Posted by: phoenixgirl..spring training at March 03, 2017 10:48 PM (0O7c5)
That hot, not am I.
Posted by: Yoda at March 03, 2017 11:00 PM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 03, 2017 11:00 PM (Ju3KR)
Sorry, I forgot where (you'd move that is).
Posted by: Country boy - etc. etc. at March 03, 2017 10:53 PM (Jcg9Q)
Moving from Eastern WA back to Western WA, home of the stupid Washingtonians. Don't know if I can do it. My kids and grandkids are there, though. The libtards and the traffic! May just sell that house after MIL is done with it, and build a house here. I could have a mansion for the price!
Posted by: kalneva at March 03, 2017 11:00 PM (vhW1R)
"Mary Poppins."
The title (so far): "Mary Poppins Returns."
Emily Blunt plays the title character, played by Julie Andrews in the original. Dick Van Dyke and Angela Lansbury supposedly are making cameo appearances, and it's supposedly shooting right now.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 03, 2017 11:01 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 03, 2017 11:01 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 03, 2017 11:02 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 03, 2017 10:57 PM (Ju3KR)
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Doing graceful hand movements, huh?
*imagines trying to perform graceful hand movements while manning a .50 in full battle rattle in the turret of an MRAP going 40 mph, sandblasting your face in 120+ degree temps, on an IED infested highway.*
yeah, about that no sweating thing...
Posted by: SMFH at March 03, 2017 11:02 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: Donald Fagen at March 03, 2017 11:03 PM (M3DRt)
Posted by: Gordan Freeman at March 03, 2017 11:03 PM (Tnhbr)
$hit no!!!
If the sofa finds out, no one might find either one of you for 3 months ...
Posted by: Adriane is Easily Confused ... at March 03, 2017 11:03 PM (AoK0a)
From what I heard from friends, pain in ass to get there.
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 03, 2017 11:03 PM (IDPbH)
Damn good to seeya here, ma'am!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 03, 2017 11:03 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Blindman at March 03, 2017 11:03 PM (Tn/tP)
This is the information the Democrats think they can use to impeach Trump. Why are these Republicans colluding with them?
Posted by: Bill Wynn
Probably because you're lying as usual.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at March 03, 2017 11:04 PM (BE4Rh)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at March 03, 2017 10:23 PM (A4HOq)
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Come on. Don't be so provincial. You want to get the full experience when you travel to other cultures.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 03, 2017 11:04 PM (R+30W)
**overlays slit trench with logs and three feet of sandbags.**
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 03, 2017 11:04 PM (Ju3KR)
Posted by: SMFH at March 03, 2017 11:04 PM (CRotO)
**overlays slit trench with logs and three feet of sandbags.**
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 03, 2017 11:04 PM (Ju3KR)
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Heh.
Posted by: SMFH at March 03, 2017 11:05 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2017 11:05 PM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Country boy - etc. etc. at March 03, 2017 10:21 PM (Jcg9Q)
I had planned a nice trip to Europe for next year. I've also pretty much lost interest in going. It's turned into a dangerous Muslim shithole.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 03, 2017 11:05 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: kalneva at March 03, 2017 11:06 PM (vhW1R)
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Outside of the Uniparty thing where Republicans don't really have to work because they want to always be the minority party, there's this:
Democrats- professional politicians
Republicans- professional politicians
Trump- NOT a professional politician
If Trump succeeds, he will prove that our political Mandarins are useless and they could potentially lose their cushy gigs. So Trump must fail to prove only politicians can run the country
Posted by: shibumi at March 03, 2017 11:06 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Frederick Frankenstein at March 03, 2017 10:58 PM (Tn/tP)
--LMAO, I'm watching as well. Never gets old.
Posted by: logprof at March 03, 2017 11:06 PM (GsAUU)
Ode to Hot Yoga
Posted by: stacyaw at March 03, 2017 11:07 PM (sPwat)
Posted by: Blindman at March 03, 2017 11:07 PM (Tn/tP)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 03, 2017 11:08 PM (u8kLQ)
$hit no!!!
If the sofa finds out, no one might find either one of you for 3 months ...
Posted by: Adriane is Easily Confused ... at March 03, 2017 11:03 PM (AoK0a)
The toaster is a bunny boiler.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2017 11:08 PM (JO9+V)
How you gonna put it on the tee like that?
On the ONT, even...
Posted by: garrett at March 03, 2017 11:09 PM (oXKWd)
'It didn't work,' was the consensus opinion.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 03, 2017 11:09 PM (Ju3KR)
Posted by: Frederick Frankenstein at March 03, 2017 11:09 PM (Tn/tP)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 03, 2017 11:10 PM (kP16F)
Hope I'm not being too unclear. 1997 KA24E.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 03, 2017 10:20 PM (hVdx9)
Got it! I am familiar with the predecessor to that engine, the NAPZ 22, which had a carburetor. Yours is sequential port EFI. Sounds like whatever is supposed to set the curb idle at 650 RPM (or whatever the spec is) isn't doing its job, and the engine is falling back to the idle speed set by the rest position of the throttle.
I would look closely for any sign of an idle air bypass, or idle throttle positioner, and try to determine if such a thing, if found, is functional. If it's not setting a code, then presumably the ECM is getting normal signals from the sensors that tell it to go into idle mode, so the problem most likely lies with whatever actuators are invoked.
Best I can do from here.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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It doesn't have your standard curb idle adjust, but it does have what you mention. I did try that and no luck.
Hope I'm not being too unclear. 1997 KA24E.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 03, 2017 10:20 PM (hVdx9)
Got it! I am familiar with the predecessor to that engine, the NAPZ 22, which had a carburetor. Yours is sequential port EFI. Sounds like whatever is supposed to set the curb idle at 650 RPM (or whatever the spec is) isn't doing its job, and the engine is falling back to the idle speed set by the rest position of the throttle.
I would look closely for any sign of an idle air bypass, or idle throttle positioner, and try to determine if such a thing, if found, is functional. If it's not setting a code, then presumably the ECM is getting normal signals from the sensors that tell it to go into idle mode, so the problem most likely lies with whatever actuators are invoked.
Best I can do from here.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
*****
I just looked at it, and I noticed the throttle cable is very frayed. In fact, I need to replace it ASAP.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 03, 2017 11:10 PM (hVdx9)
Took a chance with the Patterson contest. Will see what happens.
Hand salutes? Got an old Vietnam USAF H-3 crew chief working door duty at my Wally World. Knows am USAF also. Today he tries to render a proper hand salute just to mess with me. *sigh* Your arm and hand should form a straight line with nary any curve, well so he salutes with hand curling. *rolls eyes* Lucky for him, did not give as punishment detail a quest to acquire fifty gallons of prop wash.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2017 11:11 PM (wkJHs)
I just now threw you 15 bucks on PayPal for the Big Country and Bonnie Raitt LPs. Thanks!
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 03, 2017 11:11 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 03, 2017 11:11 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 03, 2017 10:58 PM (u8kLQ)
She stays very fit, takes good care of herself, and her main fitness routine is hot yoga. I assume she enjoys it.
She also does some Crossfit type stuff.
I just remember being amazed one day about how luminous her skin was and she attributed it to the hot yoga.
Posted by: Emmie at March 03, 2017 11:11 PM (xVuS6)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 03, 2017 11:11 PM (MZcWR)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 03, 2017 11:12 PM (u8kLQ)
Got a job.
The pay isn't as good as some of the others I was hoping to get at various points, and the contract may very well only last for three months. But it's a job. And that means it's better than unemployment and public assistance. I start on Monday.
Posted by: junior at March 03, 2017 11:13 PM (nsZ+m)
Posted by: Donald Fagen at March 03, 2017 11:13 PM (M3DRt)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2017 11:13 PM (fDdVG)
Posted by: MAx at March 03, 2017 11:13 PM (/RZxG)
Posted by: Emmie at March 03, 2017 11:14 PM (xVuS6)
Fuck you Democrats and you weak kneed, pants pissing so called Republicans.
Posted by: mpfs, Pirate Wench at March 03, 2017 11:14 PM (nNo+Q)
How you gonna put it on the tee like that?
On the ONT, even...
Posted by: garrett at March 03, 2017 11:09 PM (oXKWd)<<<
And no one's asked for pics yet either. Everybody give that up for Lent?
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at March 03, 2017 11:14 PM (4nvOb)
Glad to hear that. Thanks for letting us know.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2017 11:14 PM (fDdVG)
Got a job.
The pay isn't as good as some of the others I was hoping to get at various points, and the contract may very well only last for three months. But it's a job. And that means it's better than unemployment and public assistance. I start on Monday.
Posted by: junior at March 03, 2017 11:13 PM (nsZ+m)
Congrats!
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 03, 2017 11:14 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 03, 2017 11:14 PM (tT/X6)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 03, 2017 11:14 PM (Ju3KR)
'It didn't work,' was the consensus opinion.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 03, 2017 11:09 PM (Ju3KR)
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No, it doesn't.
Standing beneath one on the washracks is kinda cool, but having one come towards you, and cowering in a trench while it rolls over you is not something that I'd want to experience...
Now, me actually driving the tank over some ISIS fucks cowering in a trench brings a smile to my face.
Posted by: SMFH at March 03, 2017 11:14 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki
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I know. a 133k vehicle wants what it wants, which may not be factory specs.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 03, 2017 11:15 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 03, 2017 11:15 PM (GX63o)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2017 11:13 PM (fDdVG)
Mary will be a tranny. Or one of the kids will.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 03, 2017 11:15 PM (0mRoj)
219 And I read today, a sequel is in the works for... OMG...
"Mary Poppins."
The title (so far): "Mary Poppins Returns."
And she's a he!
But not yet chopped!
Restroom hijinks galore in the year's laugh riot / feel good movie!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 03, 2017 11:15 PM (v1g1+)
On the ONT, even...
Posted by: garrett at March 03, 2017 11:09 PM (oXKWd)
Also, she's a ginger.
Posted by: Emmie at March 03, 2017 11:16 PM (xVuS6)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 03, 2017 11:16 PM (hVdx9)
Emmie, good to know. Hmmm.
Fenelon, I've read that some of P.L. Travers' books are *extremely* un-PC by today's standards; they may have to be whitewashed somewhat. Supposedly one of them even depicted a black family from Africa moving into Mary's tony London neighborhood. (Not a joke.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 03, 2017 11:16 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: stacyaw at March 03, 2017 11:16 PM (sPwat)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2017 11:16 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: junior at March 03, 2017 11:13 PM (nsZ+m)
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*fist bump*
Contrats!
Posted by: Flyboy at March 03, 2017 11:16 PM (v0mnF)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2017 11:16 PM (wkJHs)
Posted by: junior at March 03, 2017 11:17 PM (nsZ+m)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 03, 2017 11:17 PM (Ju3KR)
Thanks.
I just scored a sweet old Marantz Cassette Deck, today.
All cleaned up and running fine, so far...
Posted by: garrett at March 03, 2017 11:17 PM (oXKWd)
Saw a pic of Emily Blunt playing the role. Still looks like a woman, anyway.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 03, 2017 11:17 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2017 11:18 PM (WDdjT)
Hand salutes? Got an old Vietnam USAF H-3 crew chief working door duty at my Wally World. Knows am USAF also. Today he tries to render a proper hand salute just to mess with me. *sigh* Your arm and hand should form a straight line with nary any curve, well so he salutes with hand curling. *rolls eyes* Lucky for him, did not give as punishment detail a quest to acquire fifty gallons of prop wash.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2017 11:11 PM (wkJHs)
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LOL!
You must be the only zoomie that knows how to salute.
Will keep my fingers crossed for ya.
Posted by: SMFH at March 03, 2017 11:18 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2017 11:18 PM (wkJHs)
Posted by: Emmie at March 03, 2017 11:18 PM (xVuS6)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 03, 2017 11:18 PM (Lqy/e)
Anyway, great movie of a story that needs to be told!
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 03, 2017 11:19 PM (kP16F)
Would love to find one of the 1980s model Technics decks with Dolby B, C, HX Pro, *and* dbx. I know there were a few with all four of those features.
(Wanted to buy one new back in the day at Federated Group, but I could never work up the discipline to save the lousy 300 bucks.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 03, 2017 11:19 PM (u8kLQ)
We're gonna need you to make sure the Light Meter on her Webcam is Properly Calibrated.
Posted by: garrett at March 03, 2017 11:19 PM (oXKWd)
Posted by: Donald Fagen at March 03, 2017 11:19 PM (M3DRt)
Posted by: Fouqui at March 03, 2017 11:19 PM (TppKb)
suspect idle speed control motor
AOP is correct about that mechanical stop setting but it's usually at about 400 does the engine run good?
Posted by: MAx at March 03, 2017 11:19 PM (/RZxG)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 03, 2017 11:20 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Country boy - etc. etc. at March 03, 2017 11:20 PM (Jcg9Q)
Have you done yoga before?
If not, going hot yoga right away might be a bit risky.
Also, the gay friend who goes has a heart condition, and his doctor told him to take it easy with the hot yoga for a while. So keep that in mind as well.
Posted by: shibumi at March 03, 2017 11:20 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Fouquier-Tinville at March 03, 2017 11:20 PM (TppKb)
So, can't Trump re-write it again?
Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at March 03, 2017 11:20 PM (rft/I)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 03, 2017 11:20 PM (Ju3KR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2017 11:16 PM (wkJHs)
Don't give 'em no ideas, Gov'
Posted by: Adriane the Literary Critic ... at March 03, 2017 11:21 PM (AoK0a)
Too bad that tech hit right as everyone jumped on the CD bandwagon.
I have a Dragon that is the shit...but it needs a trip to the NakDoctor, who is expensive.
Posted by: garrett at March 03, 2017 11:21 PM (oXKWd)
Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at March 03, 2017 11:20 PM (rft/I)
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Yes. He did.
Posted by: Flyboy at March 03, 2017 11:21 PM (v0mnF)
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Platform shoes
Posted by: junior at March 03, 2017 11:21 PM (nsZ+m)
Real life events rarely match with professional screenwriting and filmmaking standards, alas.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 03, 2017 11:22 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 03, 2017 11:14 PM (Ju3KR)
Have a friend in Alberta who is of Finnish heritage. He has a wood-fired sauna on his farm, built by his grandfather. I have been in it; cooked up to a red glow, and then go outside, and roll in the frsh snow, naked. Then back in the sauna. It really does get the poisons out of your system.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2017 11:22 PM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 03, 2017 11:17 PM (Ju3KR)
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Introducing the Grizzly:
http://tinyurl.com/zu2ys8x
Posted by: SMFH at March 03, 2017 11:23 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at March 03, 2017 11:20 PM (rft/I)
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Yes. He did.
Posted by: Flyboy at March 03, 2017 11:21 PM (v0mnF)
Trump re-wrote or rescinded it?
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 03, 2017 11:23 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 03, 2017 11:23 PM (Ju3KR)
Seems ol Barky was too busy with Reggie's dick up his ass to do his job.
http://tinyurl.com/zufvzcr
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 03, 2017 11:23 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: logprof at March 03, 2017 10:15 PM (GsAUU)
They should've been in my latest issue of Big 'Uns!!!
Posted by: Al Bundy at March 03, 2017 11:23 PM (SpeiC)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 03, 2017 11:23 PM (JmsQ5)
Posted by: Donald Fagen at March 03, 2017 11:23 PM (M3DRt)
Posted by: MAx at March 03, 2017 11:23 PM (/RZxG)
Great!
Now how do we get Nancy Pelosi in there?
Posted by: Adriane the Political Critic ... at March 03, 2017 11:24 PM (AoK0a)
So, will keep you posted. Thanks. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 03, 2017 11:24 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 03, 2017 11:23 PM (TdMsT)
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He EO'd the order, reversing O'Bumbles EO.
Posted by: Flyboy at March 03, 2017 11:25 PM (v0mnF)
We are fighting Medicare again. I put my husband on my insurance for about two months. I wanted him to have other options if his hip needed work. Then we cancelled it when I got different insurance. Medicare decided they weren't paying for his medical bills. We called several months ago and we're told it was straightened out. But they are still bouncing his bills. More calls today. I am not looking forward to dealing with this stuff.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 03, 2017 11:25 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 03, 2017 11:25 PM (Ju3KR)
Kyocera also used to have some sweet machines. Although I love CDs and the modern stuff, I still miss tape technology.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 03, 2017 11:25 PM (u8kLQ)
https://youtu.be/OdpTcvSn8HQ
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2017 11:25 PM (wkJHs)
Posted by: Donald Fagen at March 03, 2017 11:13 PM (M3DRt)
--That is some deep, deep trivia. I first saw "Fish Heads" on ALTV.
Posted by: logprof at March 03, 2017 11:25 PM (GsAUU)
Anyway, great movie of a story that needs to be told!
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 03, 2017 11:19 PM (kP16F)
I've heard that as well, that there were actual events which simply beggared belief so they left them out of the movie to make it more believable.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 03, 2017 11:25 PM (0mRoj)
and here's Yogi Oki Doki in the creepiest video you will ever see
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cNf4kv_9QE
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at March 03, 2017 11:25 PM (BE4Rh)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2017 11:26 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 03, 2017 11:26 PM (KP5rU)
Lots of really good 1st and 2nd Gen stuff that I can't ever think of ditching.
Most all the others are LP dubs from my Jazz collection.
Posted by: garrett at March 03, 2017 11:26 PM (oXKWd)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 03, 2017 11:26 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: NC Ref at March 03, 2017 11:26 PM (SpeiC)
ANd you are so obtuse that you do not even conceive there just might be a bit of trepidation from your hosts that things might be a bit troublesome with that?
Posted by: GrapeApe at March 03, 2017 11:28 PM (MutLO)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 03, 2017 11:28 PM (u8kLQ)
https://youtu.be/OdpTcvSn8HQ
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Until I mentioned them here, I thought I was the only one who had ever heard of Concrete Blonde.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2017 11:28 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Adriane the Political Critic ... at March 03, 2017 11:24 PM (AoK0a)
She is so dessicated, that she would probably burst into flame if placed in a sauna.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2017 11:28 PM (WDdjT)
Yoga? One of the others in writing group has started to take yoga and decided to show off. Uh their flexibility was not all there and when I showed how limber I was got as answer 'I hate you'
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2017 11:28 PM (wkJHs)
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at March 03, 2017 11:29 PM (BE4Rh)
Posted by: Donald Fagen at March 03, 2017 11:29 PM (M3DRt)
Got a job.
The pay isn't as good as some of the others I was hoping to get at various points, and the contract may very well only last for three months. But it's a job. And that means it's better than unemployment and public assistance. I start on Monday.
Posted by: junior at March 03, 2017 11:13 PM (nsZ+m)
Heartfelt congratulations and best wishes!
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 03, 2017 11:29 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Donald Fagen at March 03, 2017 11:19 PM (M3DRt)
--Borrowdale is like Middle Earth. It is no wonder that Wordsworth and Coleridge were so inspired by that mystical corner of the world.
Also, George Washington's paternal ancestor was from the Lake District, Keswick IIRC.
Posted by: logprof at March 03, 2017 11:29 PM (GsAUU)
The script writing is going well, thanks for asking, although still no feedback from Mike.
In the meantime I am leaping into finishing another full-length screenplay, the dark comedy about teenagers trying to (ironically enough) make a movie, that is based on some actual experiences I had from 1986 to 1988.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 03, 2017 11:30 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 03, 2017 11:30 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Jack Sock at March 03, 2017 11:31 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 03, 2017 11:23 PM (TdMsT)
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He EO'd the order, reversing O'Bumbles EO.
Posted by: Flyboy at March 03, 2017 11:25 PM (v0mnF)
Praise God and all the little fishes.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 03, 2017 11:32 PM (TdMsT)
It's brilliant. But I might be more comfortable jumping out of a perfectly airplane.
Posted by: t-bird at March 03, 2017 11:32 PM (ZIFyZ)
Honestly, I have no problem with this idea -- as long as a majority of the gay, lesbian and transgender roles go to muzzies. Let's see how that plays in the Ummah.
/Be careful what you wish for, Ahmed.
Posted by: RickZ at March 03, 2017 11:33 PM (zRegE)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 03, 2017 11:33 PM (Ju3KR)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 03, 2017 11:26 PM (u8kLQ)
A friend of mine worked for Geophysical Services Incorporated as an observer doing marine seismic. He told me one of his colleagues had managed to use the 9-track digital tape recorder (half-inch reel-to-reel tape) in the recording shack, to make amazingly clear audio recordings, back in 1980-something.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2017 11:33 PM (WDdjT)
https://youtu.be/sLABwwmKdyc
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2017 11:34 PM (wkJHs)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 03, 2017 11:34 PM (Ju3KR)
A rally sponsored by People$Trump will be held tomorrow at Neshsaminy State Park in Bucks County.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2017 11:34 PM (fDdVG)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 03, 2017 11:34 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2017 11:35 PM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 03, 2017 11:36 PM (kP16F)
But the tradeoff was that no provision was, or is, made whatsoever for overmodulation. In analog you get a popping/farting sound, in digital you get deafening shrieks.
So for digital, you *always* have to under-record if you want to avoid those issues. A little annoying but at least Audacity has an "amplify" feature that lets you fix it in post, as it were.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 03, 2017 11:37 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: qdpsteve
Yes, I was using them for data collection. I was very expensive to have to go back to dedicated data recorders.
Posted by: LBJ the legacy at March 03, 2017 11:39 PM (zZb/S)
Posted by: Donald Fagen at March 03, 2017 11:40 PM (M3DRt)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 03, 2017 11:34 PM (u8kLQ)
Well, the tape recorder was a digital tape drive, reel-to-reel, used to record the digitized signal from the array of hydrophones towed by the ship. The guy figured out how to do an A to D conversion from an audio source, and feed the digits through the system to record it on the big drive. And then a D to A conversion for playback.
Of course, it was a whole rack of equipment, back then.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2017 11:40 PM (WDdjT)
Posted by: shibumi at March 03, 2017 11:06 PM (J5mC3)
I am a cynical person, and have never ascribed to conspiracy theories. But something is going on world-wide that involves the elevation of Muslims and the silencing of non-leftists. What ever is happening involves the collusion of both "progressives" and deep state GOP.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 03, 2017 11:41 PM (TdMsT)
There ARE NO PEOPLE FOUR TRUMP! GOT IT, YOU BASTARD? THEY ARE ALL SUBHUMAN WORMS WHOSE WORKS DESERVE NO COPYRIGHT PROTECTION! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
Posted by: Disney at March 03, 2017 11:41 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2017 11:41 PM (wkJHs)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cNf4kv_9QE
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at March 03, 2017 11:25 PM (BE4Rh)
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Sure, I'm gonna let my kids (or grandkids) watch a pedo yoga instructor and a racist rooster.
Posted by: SMFH at March 03, 2017 11:41 PM (CRotO)
A friend of mine who recently passed away, whom I knew from Lakewood public access TV, was an audio technician for Mattel in Southern California. Was a gadgetholic like me.
He actually had a Sony DAT Walkman and showed it off to us a few times. I was so envious. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 03, 2017 11:42 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 03, 2017 11:43 PM (Ju3KR)
Rally is in PA.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2017 11:35 PM (fDdVG)
Where in PA?
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 03, 2017 11:43 PM (TdMsT)
Thanks, Obama.
I have recently managed to get pre-approval for a small mortgage loan, though, so it's not all grey skies for me, at least. I might not end up becoming a hobo, and being hunted by Ace for my pelt.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at March 03, 2017 11:43 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 03, 2017 11:45 PM (TdMsT)
Obviously wasn't convincing enough to contrive crap good enough to record said individuals on their private Falcon Jets, or by now you'd have had a lordship.
Posted by: Disney at March 03, 2017 11:45 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2017 11:45 PM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2017 11:45 PM (WDdjT)
Posted by: LBJ the legacy at March 03, 2017 11:46 PM (zZb/S)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cNf4kv_9QE
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at March 03, 2017 11:25 PM (BE4Rh)
Somebody check his crawlspace.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 03, 2017 11:46 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Donald Fagen at March 03, 2017 11:46 PM (M3DRt)
Posted by: JEM at March 03, 2017 11:47 PM (TppKb)
Thanks, Obama.
I have recently managed to get pre-approval for a small mortgage loan, though, so it's not all grey skies for me, at least. I might not end up becoming a hobo, and being hunted by Ace for my pelt.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at March 03, 2017 11:43 PM (0OG8D)
Glad a loan came through, friend.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 03, 2017 11:47 PM (TdMsT)
http://tinyurl.com/hhwsd39
Didn't realize that Obama got a FISA warrant to spy on Trump during election. Or that they had tried and been turned down 4 months before in June 2016 before the convention even.
Posted by: geoffb5 at March 03, 2017 11:47 PM (d3wbb)
Posted by: America at March 03, 2017 11:48 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 03, 2017 11:43 PM (Ju3KR)
Get enough fire happening on the outside of a tank, for enough time, and the poor bastards inside will die from from oxygen deprivation, before they are cooked.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2017 11:49 PM (WDdjT)
Posted by: logprof at March 03, 2017 11:49 PM (GsAUU)
Baby steps.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at March 03, 2017 11:49 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 03, 2017 11:46 PM (0mRoj)
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And his freezer...
Posted by: America at March 03, 2017 11:49 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2017 11:49 PM (WDdjT)
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Yeah, good luck with that.
Posted by: M1A2 SEP at March 03, 2017 11:51 PM (CRotO)
Short version (or, as short as I can make it, I can literally go on for hours about it):
I got involved with Lakewood public access TV. At the same time, it was already up and running and they had started an Emmy-style *awards ceremony*, to honor producers who were already there, and had produced especially high-quality programming. (Bear in mind, "high-quality was a VERY relative term for what we were doing.)
I had to have some surgery in the summer of 1986, and while recuperating in bed at home, I watched these awards... since they were for Lakewood, they were called, I kid you not, the "Woody Awards." (And yes, I have two of them from later on. But back to the story...)
Well, one of the winners was a sister-brother team. Won't list their last names, but their firsts were Mara and Stan. And guess what? I thought Mara was literally a vision.
Well, I was a student at Long Beach City College and didn't feel "ready" to join public access TV in Lakewood... but I did want to learn more about production and filmmaking. So I took an Intro to Film Production class at LBCC, starting in August 1986.
I walk into the classroom on the first day, and who is sitting in there already? Mara. I literally almost fell down.
I was afraid to talk to her. I finally did though, three weeks later. We hit it off! Then the following week, she brought Stan, who announced he wanted to do a movie using Lakewood's public access equipment.
The following year I (a) joined Lakewood public access, (b) started working with Mara and Stan on their movie, and (c) suffered from the worst hopeless crush ever on Mara, who promptly fell for a jerky guy from the Lakewood High School wrestling team, and was an extra in the film.
The rest I can finally summarize somewhat: the shoots became too much like parties; Stan turned into Michael Cimino and spent way too much time shooting; the city went nuts when other producers complained, and confined him to one last shoot to finish, which Stan (and the rest of his followers, including me) were not happy with.
So we got to our last shoot, at Artesia High School in Lakewood. Stan wanted to shoot a final scene for the movie, which took place on a then-brand-new Honda scooter.
Then two more things went wrong: (a), Stan kept us there ALL NIGHT even though he wasn't supposed to, shooting. And (b), Mara-- joyriding on the scooter with friends, before it was to be used in the shoot... SMASHED this scooter into a brick wall at the school. So it was unusable, more or less.
What happened from there? Mara found out about my crush and became afraid of me; her boyfriend started threatening me; and Stan spent another long period of time trying to edit the thing.
To this day I've never seen the finished product. And I ended up definitely not-friends with Stan and Mara later on, for reasons that I will explain in another post on another night.
Sorry for the wall of text. Again believe it or not, this is the *short* version.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 03, 2017 11:51 PM (u8kLQ)
http://tinyurl.com/jyatfuf
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2017 11:51 PM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale
Obviously, your truck objects to be driven by a carnivorous sea creature.
Can't say that I blame it either.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 03, 2017 11:51 PM (rTD9p)
Interesting aircraft. It's often said that the A10 is the only plane designed around the guns, but I always mention the P-39, and I'm thinking that maybe the Whirlwind fits that category also.
Anyhow, too bad that plane didn't have the engines it deserved.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2017 11:51 PM (ZO497)
So, can't Trump re-write it again?
Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at March 03, 2017 11:20 PM (rft/I)
I believe they did because Sessions explicitly announced the guy who would be handling the investigation is the guy who was written out of succession by TFG.
Posted by: redbanzai at March 03, 2017 11:52 PM (FTXAT)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 03, 2017 11:52 PM (Ju3KR)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cNf4kv_9QE
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at March 03, 2017 11:25 PM (BE4Rh)
Somebody check his crawlspace.
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 03, 2017 11:46 PM (0mRoj)
My God. Who thought this show was a good idea?
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 03, 2017 11:53 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2017 11:54 PM (wkJHs)
Posted by: qdpsteve
For that much text, I at least want to hear about a successful blowjob. From Mara, from Stan, your psychiatrist, whomever.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 03, 2017 11:54 PM (rTD9p)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2017 11:55 PM (fDdVG)
http://tinyurl.com/hgqpsat
Posted by: logprof at March 03, 2017 11:49 PM (GsAUU)
Heh. There is a neighborhood in Calgary (used to be a separate village) called Bowness, along the Bow River, upstream of the city proper. My first home in Calgary was there, a little rented dump on Bowness Road.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2017 11:55 PM (WDdjT)
Posted by: qdpsteve
For that much text, I, at least, want to hear about a successful blowjob. From Mara, from Stan, your psychiatrist, whomever.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 03, 2017 11:54 PM (rTD9p)
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*wipes screen*
Posted by: M1A2 SEP at March 03, 2017 11:56 PM (CRotO)
Baby steps.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at March 03, 2017 11:49 PM (0OG8D)
I'll put that to prayer for you.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 03, 2017 11:56 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: SMFH at March 03, 2017 11:56 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: JEM
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I keep a can of Sock-B-Gon close by. It works fine...as long as I remember to spritz my NIC from time to time.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2017 11:58 PM (eeTCA)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 03, 2017 11:58 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: LBJ the legacy at March 03, 2017 11:58 PM (zZb/S)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2017 11:58 PM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Donald Fagen at March 03, 2017 11:58 PM (M3DRt)
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I was not aware of the conspiracy world for a long time. And then I started listening and to be honest, the conspiracies make more sense than the "official explanations."
Soros. One World Government. Starting in Europe. Those who cooperate will be the NWO Mandarins.
How is this done? Breeding out the nationalities of Europe. Rape their women, subjugate the men; muslims will father a brownish race that will not have a high iq and be controlled.
How else do you explain the fact that there are minimal women/children/elderly "refugees?" Only military age men.
Also, I have an indie dollar store nearby that sells lots of stuff from Syria. But... how? They're in a war and people are fleeing. But they are still able to manufacture soap and candy.
Posted by: shibumi at March 03, 2017 11:59 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Weirddave at March 03, 2017 11:59 PM (QGamW)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 04, 2017 12:00 AM (wkJHs)
When I was brought up, de house-proud wimmens were ashamed if lent was found in their house!
Posted by: hambone at March 04, 2017 12:00 AM (g6yUI)
Also, I have an indie dollar store nearby that sells lots of stuff from Syria. But... how? They're in a war and people are fleeing. But they are still able to manufacture soap and candy.
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Women and children are at home.
Making soap and candy.
Posted by: SMFH at March 04, 2017 12:00 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: LBJ the legacy at March 03, 2017 11:58 PM (zZb/S)
Yes it was... isn't it wonderful when they aren't even pretending their unbiased anymore?
Posted by: redbanzai at March 04, 2017 12:01 AM (FTXAT)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2017 11:55 PM (WDdjT)
--The Bow River is another beautiful body of water.
According to the Wiki article (ugh, I need to remember to use Infogalactic), the origin of the name has something to do with bulls grazing.
I do remember that Buttermere (IMO the most beautiful District lake I saw) meant Lake of Boethius.
The Lake District truly has some of the coolest toponyms in the world.
Posted by: logprof at March 04, 2017 12:01 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: M1A2 SEP at March 03, 2017 11:56 PM (CRotO)
That is a pretty impressive tank, SMFH! I presume it carries on-board air for the crew to breathe in the event of a fire or gas attack by hostiles?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2017 12:01 AM (WDdjT)
Women and children are at home.
Making soap and candy.
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[slaps forehead]
Of course! If they weren't employed making soap and candy, they could flee! Why didn't I think of that?
Posted by: shibumi at March 04, 2017 12:03 AM (J5mC3)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 04, 2017 12:03 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Donald Fagen at March 04, 2017 12:03 AM (M3DRt)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 04, 2017 12:04 AM (u8kLQ)
BTW-- where has Miley been? Granted I can't visit here 24/7, but as a
retiree ( very very young) I do check in several times a day.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 03, 2017 11:45 PM (TdMsT)
Hi Ladylib. I'm not much of a daywalker, so you'll mostly see me on the ONT. Sometimes I just lurk with nothing to contribute. Or traumatized, as I was last night. Too. Much. Dunham. Urk.
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For that much text, I at least want to hear about a successful blowjob. From Mara, from Stan, your psychiatrist, whomever.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 03, 2017 11:54 PM (rTD9p)
Now all I can think about the sadness of failed blowjobs. I mean, wtf, GnuBreed?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 04, 2017 12:05 AM (tHwdc)
If I knew then what I know now, I could have figured out it was her "let's always be friends" blow-off.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 04, 2017 12:05 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Flyboy at March 04, 2017 12:05 AM (v0mnF)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
No need for a blade.
1. Drive up to and stop on top of position
2. Pivot steer right
3. Pivot steer left
4. Style points: Back up 1/2 vehicle length, then drive forward to tamp down
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 04, 2017 12:06 AM (di1hb)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 04, 2017 12:06 AM (LLNhE)
'Night all.
Posted by: Country boy - etc. etc. at March 04, 2017 12:06 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 04, 2017 12:08 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Donald Fagen at March 04, 2017 12:08 AM (M3DRt)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at March 04, 2017 12:08 AM (0OG8D)
1. Drive up to and stop on top of position
2. Pivot steer right
3. Pivot steer left
4. Style points: Back up 1/2 vehicle length, then drive forward to tamp down
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf
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The Rachel Corrie Waltz?
I condemn myself.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2017 12:08 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 04, 2017 12:09 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at March 04, 2017 12:09 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
Filtration and overpressure. Still need the O2 from outside.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 04, 2017 12:09 AM (di1hb)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 04, 2017 12:10 AM (LLNhE)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 04, 2017 12:10 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 04, 2017 12:09 AM (u8kLQ)
Its always a good time for pancakes.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2017 12:10 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 04, 2017 12:11 AM (LLNhE)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 04, 2017 12:11 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 04, 2017 12:06 AM (LLNhE)
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It does.
Posted by: SMFH at March 04, 2017 12:11 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: Donald Fagen at March 04, 2017 12:12 AM (M3DRt)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 04, 2017 12:06 AM (LLNhE)
Keep a big fire going long enough on the exterior of the tank, and something will give. IR gunsights will be blinded; engine can't take in clean air. Crew might survive for a long time, but be unable to fight effectively. (assuming, of course, that the entire tank is wholly enveloped in fire, which would be difficult to do with a few Molotov cocktails) Several barrels of napalm might do it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2017 12:13 AM (WDdjT)
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He did.
And it's suspected that he got tipped off that something might be up with the Justice Department succession when Yates staged her little event.
Posted by: junior at March 04, 2017 12:13 AM (nsZ+m)
the government or iis everyone a paid pundit and have their own blogs?
Define "work hours".
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 04, 2017 12:14 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Donald Fagen
Me, I am a telecommuter. Long as I make my internet meetings and deadlines, my hours are pretty flexible. Sometimes I come here in during the day when I need to let a problem percolate in my brain housing group.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 04, 2017 12:15 AM (di1hb)
Posted by: Donald Fagen at March 04, 2017 12:12 AM (M3DRt)
Some of us are "retired" or "between assignments", or gainlessly unemployed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2017 12:15 AM (WDdjT)
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I thnk most here are too competent to work for the government.
As for myself, I'm pretty much self employed.
Posted by: shibumi at March 04, 2017 12:15 AM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Donald Fagen at March 04, 2017 12:15 AM (M3DRt)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 04, 2017 12:15 AM (LLNhE)
https://youtu.be/ub2CerpWmaM
Don't burn the blog down.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 04, 2017 12:15 AM (wkJHs)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 04, 2017 12:05 AM (tHwdc)
Hi Miley! Glad to know you are here!
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 04, 2017 12:16 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
Well, I can relate a few of those type stories myself.
But this isn't about *me*.
Actually, I wish I *had* a recent failed BJ story to tell.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 04, 2017 12:16 AM (rTD9p)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 04, 2017 12:16 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 04, 2017 12:16 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 04, 2017 12:17 AM (u8kLQ)
If he doesn't put them on the defensive soon they will own him.
Posted by: gNewt at March 04, 2017 12:17 AM (V+C3K)
Posted by: Donald Fagen
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Koch Bros. send checks. It's a great gig.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2017 12:17 AM (ZO497)
https://youtu.be/NmWZIPri38Q
For your Lenten a capella Renaissance music needs.
Posted by: logprof at March 04, 2017 12:17 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at March 04, 2017 12:18 AM (0OG8D)
I wanted to work for myself at one time. Could never get through the interview process.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 04, 2017 12:18 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Donald Fagen at March 04, 2017 12:18 AM (M3DRt)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 04, 2017 12:10 AM (VdICR)
The Unbearable Sadness of Failed Blowjobs, or, He Had No Exit Strategy.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 04, 2017 12:19 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 04, 2017 12:19 AM (LLNhE)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 04, 2017 12:19 AM (IcT7t)
work hours work for the government or iis everyone a paid pundit and
have their own blogs?
Posted by: Donald Fagen at March 04, 2017 12:12 AM (M3DRt)
Some of us are just unemployed.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 04, 2017 12:19 AM (tHwdc)
You know how I'm big on women in tights and stockings? Mara was *always* in tights. Usually with a skirt, but she wore them under everything, even leggings. She wore heavy makeup too.
One time I got invited over to her and Stan's house and Mara was just lounging around... in hose and shorts. Good grief.
It was the 1980s, but I *never* knew any woman who wore hosiery as often as Mara did.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 04, 2017 12:19 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Donald Fagen at March 04, 2017 12:12 AM (M3DRt)
Fairly recent retiree here, and yes I have worked for govt. I was the scold that bitched at everyone about waste, duplication, and the need to give taxpayers value for their hard-earned dollars.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 04, 2017 12:20 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 04, 2017 12:19 AM (tHwdc)
The story of Bill Wynn's life! Sad.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2017 12:20 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at March 04, 2017 12:20 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at March 04, 2017 12:18 AM (0OG8D)
What on earth is a blow job?
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 04, 2017 12:22 AM (TdMsT)
For your Lenten a capella Renaissance music needs.
Posted by: logprof
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Have that on CD.
Can NOT go wrong with the Tallis Scholars
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2017 12:22 AM (ZO497)
work hours work for the government or iis everyone a paid pundit and
have their own blogs?
Posted by: Donald Fagen at March 04, 2017 12:12 AM (M3DRt)<<<
Nah. We don't visit here during work hours.
While were safely on tax payer provided equipment, and not our own computers, we're watching porn!
Posted by: govt. employees at March 04, 2017 12:22 AM (4nvOb)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at March 04, 2017 12:20 AM (0OG8D
Obligatory:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOotsq4soug
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2017 12:23 AM (WDdjT)
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You know how sometimes on a hot day the fans break? And so someone needs to keep the cool air circulating in the room so none of the workers go psycho from the heat and start killing their co-workers?
Posted by: junior at March 04, 2017 12:23 AM (nsZ+m)
Posted by: colfax mingo at March 04, 2017 12:23 AM (+ucSt)
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 04, 2017 12:16 AM (rTD9p)
OK, now I'm curious. Tell me in extreme detail or abbreviated form, I don't care which, what a failed blow job consists of.
Asking for a friend, since I've never been party to such a disaster.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 04, 2017 12:23 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Donald Fagen at March 04, 2017 12:24 AM (M3DRt)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 04, 2017 12:06 AM (LLNhE)
Keep a big fire going long enough on the exterior of the tank, and something will give. IR gunsights will be blinded; engine can't take in clean air. Crew might survive for a long time, but be unable to fight effectively. (assuming, of course, that the entire tank is wholly enveloped in fire, which would be difficult to do with a few Molotov cocktails) Several barrels of napalm might do it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
1. Gunner's sights
2. Driver's periscopes (front half of his hatch is good enough.
3. Crack that nut open!
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 04, 2017 12:24 AM (di1hb)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 04, 2017 12:22 AM (TdMsT)
The Fake News Media coverage of the Obama Administration.
Posted by: RickZ at March 04, 2017 12:25 AM (zRegE)
Posted by: colfax mingo at March 04, 2017 12:23 AM (+ucSt)
You can find that video clip in Wikipedia under the heading "peristaltic action".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2017 12:25 AM (WDdjT)
If he doesn't put them on the defensive soon they will own him.
Posted by: gNewt at March 04, 2017 12:17 AM (V+C3K)
I have that fear as well, but I have to remind myself that Trump created a corporate empire and knows how to get what he wants.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 04, 2017 12:25 AM (TdMsT)
Asking for a friend, since I've never been party to such a disaster.
Ahem...
*OW! OW! OW! It's bleeding!*
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 04, 2017 12:26 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 04, 2017 12:22 AM (TdMsT)
The Fake News Media coverage of the Obama Administration.
Posted by: RickZ at March 04, 2017 12:25 AM (zRegE)
And of the candidacy of the Frail Beast?
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 04, 2017 12:26 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 04, 2017 12:22 AM (TdMsT)
Shirley, you aren't serious?!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 04, 2017 12:26 AM (tHwdc)
Have that on CD.
Can NOT go wrong with the Tallis Scholars
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2017 12:22 AM (ZO497)
--That is an awesome CD. I learnt of it from my buddy at FSU. I also did not know who Thomas Tallis was until then. And Allegri's masterpiece was so awesome that the Vatican made it a state secret.
Posted by: logprof at March 04, 2017 12:26 AM (GsAUU)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCdKBHdPz30
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at March 04, 2017 12:26 AM (0OG8D)
Woman starts to engage, then throws up.
And I wouldn't blame her. If I were a woman I wouldn't give them. They sound hideous to me, even if they feel great for the guy.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 04, 2017 12:26 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 04, 2017 12:27 AM (LLNhE)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 04, 2017 12:27 AM (u8kLQ)
Thanks for letting me know what not to search for on Wikipedia. I can now come out of my safe space.
Posted by: colfax mingo at March 04, 2017 12:28 AM (+ucSt)
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You know how sometimes on a hot day the fans break? And so someone needs to keep the cool air circulating in the room so none of the workers go psycho from the heat and start killing their co-workers?
Posted by: junior at March 04, 2017 12:23 AM (nsZ+m)
Ahhh--so many descriptions. So little time.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 04, 2017 12:28 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 04, 2017 12:22 AM (TdMsT)
Shirley, you aren't serious?!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 04, 2017 12:26 AM (tHwdc)
I have led a delicate and chaste life.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 04, 2017 12:30 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 04, 2017 12:30 AM (TdMsT)
Can't wait for Monday after Easter. I pop the question then.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 04, 2017 12:30 AM (LLNhE)
2. Driver's periscopes (front half of his hatch is good enough.
3. Crack that nut open!
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 04, 2017 12:24 AM (di1hb)
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Sounds like a job for the Super Paintball Gun.
Posted by: gNewt at March 04, 2017 12:31 AM (V+C3K)
Thanks for letting me know what not to search for on Wikipedia. I can now come out of my safe space.
Posted by: colfax mingo at March 04, 2017 12:28 AM (+ucSt)
--Eschew Wikipedia.
Infogalactic:
https://infogalactic.com/info/Main_Page
Posted by: logprof at March 04, 2017 12:31 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 04, 2017 12:26 AM (IcT7t)
OK, got it.
I had the great good fortune, while a virgin (and I mean an "extreme virgin") to have had a graphic dream about how exactly to give a blowjob. I'd never even met a penis face-to-face.
Or eye-to-eye, as it were.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 04, 2017 12:31 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 04, 2017 12:31 AM (u8kLQ)
2. Driver's periscopes (front half of his hatch is good enough.
3. Crack that nut open!
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 04, 2017 12:24 AM (di1hb)
Well, I maintain that if you keep the outside environment of a tank hot enough, for long enough, you will either kill the crew, or make it incapable of fighting effectively. Would it be easy to do? No.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2017 12:32 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 04, 2017 12:32 AM (LLNhE)
IMHO it's the smart women wearing hosiery. They really improve the look of most legs.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 04, 2017 12:33 AM (u8kLQ)
the government or iis everyone a paid pundit and have their own blogs?
I wouldn't encourage anyone who works for any government to post here from work hours using Govt internet or WiFi.
That stuff is monitored
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2017 12:33 AM (WQX/u)
Posted by: Donald Fagen at March 04, 2017 12:33 AM (M3DRt)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 04, 2017 12:34 AM (LLNhE)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 04, 2017 12:35 AM (TdMsT)
And I wouldn't blame her. If I were a woman I wouldn't give them. They sound hideous to me, even if they feel great for the guy.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 04, 2017 12:26 AM (u8kLQ)
Wow. Learning a lot here tonight.
I think that like many things that give pleasure to a loved one, you're motivated to learn.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 04, 2017 12:35 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 04, 2017 12:35 AM (LLNhE)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 04, 2017 12:33 AM (u8kLQ)
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Especially the non-panty hose type with the seam up the back.
Posted by: gNewt at March 04, 2017 12:35 AM (V+C3K)
(Ray's brother Robert pops the question to his girlfriend Amy's father, who responds "no.")
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 04, 2017 12:35 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 04, 2017 12:35 AM (TdMsT)
Good Night to you, too, LL.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2017 12:35 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: colfax mingo at March 04, 2017 12:36 AM (+ucSt)
Posted by: Donald Fagen at March 04, 2017 12:36 AM (M3DRt)
Miley, agreed but there's limits. There's tons of ways a woman (or a man) can comfort (and excite) a lover sensually, without putting... that... into her mouth.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 04, 2017 12:37 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: logprof at March 04, 2017 12:37 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: JEM at March 04, 2017 12:38 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: NC Ref at March 04, 2017 12:38 AM (SpeiC)
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at March 04, 2017 12:38 AM (nDcc3)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 04, 2017 12:38 AM (LLNhE)
Well, that escalated quickly!
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 04, 2017 12:39 AM (kP16F)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 04, 2017 12:39 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Jose Sinpapelas at March 04, 2017 12:40 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at March 04, 2017 12:41 AM (nDcc3)
Also, I have an indie dollar store nearby that sells lots of stuff from Syria. But... how? They're in a war and people are fleeing. But they are still able to manufacture soap and candy.
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Women and children are at home.
Making soap and candy.
Posted by: SMFH at March 04, 2017 12:00 AM (CRotO)
Syria's land mass, 71,500 square miles.
Missouri's land mass 69,800 square miles
Most of Syria is peaceful and no fighting, and I bet those areas are where the "refugees" are coming from.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 04, 2017 12:41 AM (1JnAL)
Asking for a friend, since I've never been party to such a disaster.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 04, 2017 12:23 AM (tHwdc)
[ahem]
Once upon a time there were a man and a woman who loved each other very much, and to show their love they also got piercings.
The woman was very proud of her ability to do such things as tie cherry stems in a knot with her tongue, so she got a tongue stud.
The Man thought he should be extra proud of something and so he got himself a Prince Albert.
Then one day, when they were playing placing tab "A" into slot "M", well, the modifications interacted badly and then there was panic and that was followed by a trip to critical care, and many sniggering interns later, someone wound up with stitched seams like a football, and there were recriminations and hard feelings.
And the man was happy the woman didn't get braces too.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2017 12:41 AM (WQX/u)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
*****
Seriously, good luck. If he likes you, then you must be doing something right.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at March 04, 2017 12:42 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 04, 2017 12:42 AM (LLNhE)
Henryk Gorecki's Third ("Symphony of Sorrowful Songs")
(Make sure the lights are LOW when listening to this one.)
https://youtu.be/36qSWd83WXs
Posted by: logprof at March 04, 2017 12:43 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 04, 2017 12:37 AM (u8kLQ)
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Wait, wait, wait, no, no, each sex has mutually assured pleasure points and it is a natural thing to want those points pleasured and to want to pleasure your partners points.
Posted by: gNewt at March 04, 2017 12:43 AM (V+C3K)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Esp. If you don't knock out the radio
Posted by: Jean at March 04, 2017 12:43 AM (zZb/S)
Precisely, it's why some genius thought of the 69
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at March 04, 2017 12:44 AM (nDcc3)
498 Oh come on, a blow job is when someone drys their hair with a hair dryer.
Posted by: colfax mingo
o_O
* sidles back out onto the porch looking for keg *
Posted by: mindful webworker, cautiously at March 04, 2017 12:44 AM (FTf+m)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 04, 2017 12:44 AM (LLNhE)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2017 12:41 AM (WQX/u)
Minimalist beejers for the win!
Posted by: RickZ at March 04, 2017 12:44 AM (zRegE)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 04, 2017 12:42 AM (LLNhE)
You know something? Seems to me that even if the proposed marriage never comes to be, and I hope that it does, you should cultivate and maintain the Colonel as a friend. Because he sounds like an awesome man.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2017 12:45 AM (WDdjT)
March 14th.
Plan accordingly.
I plan to weep.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 04, 2017 12:46 AM (rTD9p)
I am one of those guys who wants to go straight to the wet enterance of the jade palace so no need to dream. If that was too graphic, I apologize. I've been married to my sweetheart for 49 years. She was a virgin, me barely experienced. We still have a wonderful sex life although the frequency is not what it was 20 years ago. We just take more time before enjoying the union of flesh.
Posted by: colfax mingo at March 04, 2017 12:46 AM (+ucSt)
Posted by: Kanye West, who voted for Trump, by the way... at March 04, 2017 12:47 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 04, 2017 12:48 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 04, 2017 12:42 AM (LLNhE)
--Have you proffered brandy cigars?
I discovedred the hard way that cigars are like booze insofar as a neophyte fails to pace himself and ends up with a NASTY hangover, like I had with a brandy cigar (and not even a whole one, just stealing a few puffs).
Posted by: logprof at March 04, 2017 12:48 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 04, 2017 12:49 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Donald Fagen at March 04, 2017 12:50 AM (M3DRt)
Posted by: logprof at March 04, 2017 12:48 AM (GsAUU)
That nicotine sneaks up on you, if you are not used to it. Broke my arm, it did.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2017 12:50 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: logprof at March 04, 2017 12:53 AM (GsAUU)
When I found out I couldn't bend over that far.
What? Why you lookin' me like dat?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 04, 2017 12:53 AM (v5iqM)
I used to smoke Camels and roll my own, and I always felt so guilty smoking a $15 cigar that tasted to me like burning eiderdown quilts.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2017 12:55 AM (WQX/u)
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 04, 2017 12:55 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: logprof at March 04, 2017 12:53 AM (GsAUU)
Sniffs armpit. No problem there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2017 12:55 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Donald Fagen at March 04, 2017 12:56 AM (M3DRt)
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at March 04, 2017 12:56 AM (fmsIy)
One of my favorite stories about the Colonel: I took my angel shooting and he came along, as was the custom with us at the time - chaperone, dontcha know.
I was teaching her how to fire her CZ52 - I'd gotten her one for her birthday, after watching her bat her eyelashes at me every time we would fire mine.
The Colonel asks to fire my pistol. He empties the magazine in a nice, tight group, and says, 'It's a good pistol. If you miss, the blast will make him deaf, and the flash will blind him and set his clothes on fire, and then you can beat him to death with it.' It was the first time he'd ever joked with me about anything.
My angel, by contrast, loves that round.
She presses the trigger - bang! **fireball** school-girl giggle. Adorable.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 04, 2017 12:56 AM (lutOX)
'War is the most important thing in the world', writes Martin van Creveld, one of the world's best-known experts on military history and strategy.
The survival of every country, government, and individual is ultimately dependent on war - or the ability to wage it in self-defence. That is why, though it may come but once in a hundred years, it must be prepared for every day. When it is too late-when the bodies lie stiff and people weep over them-those in charge have failed in their duty.
Nevertheless, in spite of the centrality of war to human history and culture, there has for long been no modern attempt to provide a replacement for the classics on war and strategy, Sun Tzu's The Art of War, dating from the 5th or 6th century BC, and Carl von Clausewitz's On War, written in the aftermath of the Napoleonic Wars.
What is needed is a modern, comprehensive, easy to read and understand theory of war for the 21st century that could serve as a replacement for these classic texts. The purpose of the present book is to provide just such a theory.
http://tinyurl.com/hk5nbjo
Posted by: logprof at March 04, 2017 12:59 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2017 12:55 AM (WQX/u)
I have never been a smoker, if you define smoker as one who has a tobacco habit. But I do like the flavor, and sensation on the palate of a good cigar, once in a blue moon. I don't inhale, because if i did, I'd get the spins, and hurl.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2017 12:59 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2017 12:59 AM (WDdjT)
Nobody inhales cigars, if you can do that you can probably space walk without a helmet. lol
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2017 01:01 AM (aMlLZ)
ways a woman (or a man) can comfort (and excite) a lover sensually,
without putting... that... into her mouth.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 04, 2017 12:37 AM (u8kLQ)
"That." Hmmm... My dear departed had a miserable, awful, un-sex life with his ex. It was my extreme pleasure to make up for those awful decades.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 04, 2017 01:02 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 04, 2017 01:04 AM (LLNhE)
Posted by: gNewt at March 04, 2017 01:05 AM (V+C3K)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 04, 2017 01:05 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 04, 2017 01:02 AM (tHwdc)
You're a good woman and he was a lucky man.
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at March 04, 2017 01:06 AM (nDcc3)
Honestly, donald trump is the man who can bury democrats forever. If we give liberals what they want which is repubs cutting out all subsides, they can and you better believe will blast every msm channel with poor people dying because rich evil monopoly caricature president trump took their insurance away from them.
Posted by: Dantemxii at March 04, 2017 01:06 AM (RYhka)
No.
Well, yeah, but where's the fun in leaving that part out? I'm being serious.
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at March 04, 2017 01:07 AM (nDcc3)
If that's what the lady says, who are we men to argue?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 04, 2017 01:07 AM (IcT7t)
But l'm just saying. If I were a woman, I wouldn't want to give them. I'm not a woman so it's a moot point anyway.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 04, 2017 01:07 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 04, 2017 01:05 AM (u8kLQ)
No clue, not into testing the theory either.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2017 01:08 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2017 01:08 AM (ZO497)
http://tinyurl.com/hk5nbjo
Posted by: logprof at March 04, 2017 12:59 AM (GsAUU)
Uh, there are plenty of books written about modern War.... especially the whole canard (IMO) of 'Ethical War' which has infected the US military.
Ethical War.... or why our enemies no longer fear us...
Posted by: Don Q. at March 04, 2017 01:08 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2017 01:08 AM (ZO497)
Dear Penthouse, you won't believe this... but there I was at an SCA event taking off my armor, when....
Posted by: Don Q. at March 04, 2017 01:09 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 04, 2017 01:09 AM (LLNhE)
"Baggage": Schwarzenegger quits "Celebrity Apprentice" over Trump
Bwahahaha *wheeze* -- A few days ago, PDJT and Arnold engaged in a bit of a twitter war over the viewer ratings of this show. Hint, they are way down since the Terminator took over. Now he's gone.
#stillnottiredofwinning
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 04, 2017 01:10 AM (rTD9p)
well that's all right by me
I'm a tiger when I want love
I'm a snake if we disagree
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 04, 2017 01:11 AM (u8kLQ)
I have never been a smoker, if you define smoker as one who has a tobacco habit. But I do like the flavor, and sensation on the palate of a good cigar, once in a blue moon. I don't inhale, because if i did, I'd get the spins, and hurl.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2017 12:59 AM (WDdjT)
One does not inhale a premium, or really, any other cigar. The tobacco varieties are grown for flavor and texture only, and not to be "smooth", going down the ol' windpipe.
The flavors can be incredible, and even the texture of the smoke itself can vary greatly between blends.
Cigars exactly parallel wines, that there are concentrated and priceless growing regions, famous cultivars, insanely talented blenders, master rollers, vintage years and an endless variety of interplay between all that, and more.
If I can learn someone's tastes in foods, drink, snacks and desserts, I can likely choose for them, a cigar which they'd find acceptable to their individual palate.
Throwing an expensive cigar at someone, is like giving a newbie a Magna-Blaster 88 Magnum.
Might thrill you, might scare the shit outta them, though.
Introducing someone interested in the art of the cigar, also parallels the shooting world.
Just as the .22 LR is a gentle, easy, non-overwhelming cartridge for the beginner, so also are the milder cigars such as Macanudo and such.
Giving someone without a mature tastes in cigars, a Cohiba or Ghurka, is just plain foolishness, a waste of money, and likely results in turning a likely enthusiast into an ardent rejector of the Fellowship of the Leaf.
Reminds me. I've gotta order in some new El Cubano Cigars. My humidors runneth under.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 04, 2017 01:11 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2017 01:01 AM (aMlLZ)
Heh. The arm-breaking incident, I was in Nicaragua, at a villa owned by my sis and her hubby. We were setting off fireworks for new years, rockets and mortars and such. They sell awesome fireworks there. I was using a cigar, and quite a fine one, as a punk to light the fuses, and I launched a rocket, and it went in the wrong direction. I took a step forward to better view where it landed, in case remedial action was required, and toppled over. Did I mention that I was standing in a terraced garden? I put my right arm out to check my fall, and landed right on it, on the next lower level of concrete wall. I knew instantly that I had busted something, as I could feel the broken bones grating in my wrist.
Tona beer might have been involved, too. The doctor in Managua was great. I had a steel pin sticking out of my wrist for 6 weeks. Arm is fine now.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2017 01:12 AM (WDdjT)
Ethical War.... or why our enemies no longer fear us...
Posted by: Don Q. at March 04, 2017 01:08 AM (NgKpN)
--Classical Just War Theory was imbued with profound rumination, debate, and exegesis of the Bible and Fathers of the Church.
"Ethical" War is mostly about Teh Feelz and Why Do They Hate Us?
Posted by: logprof at March 04, 2017 01:13 AM (GsAUU)
Counterinsurgency: Exposing the Myths of the New Way of War Paperback
pricey.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2017 01:14 AM (ZO497)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uGDOFpvI30k
Posted by: Donald Fagen at March 04, 2017 01:15 AM (M3DRt)
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Posted by: gNewt at March 04, 2017 12:43 AM (V+C3K)
Precisely, it's why some genius thought of the 69
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at March 04, 2017 12:44 AM (nDcc3)
See, the thing with 69 is, you can't focus on both at once - either your technique suffers, or your focus on your own pleasure is interrupted.
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#531 I actually knew a guy who could do that. The contortions he had to go through were hilarious. Plus, he was incredibly skinny which was even funnier.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 04, 2017 01:16 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 04, 2017 01:18 AM (u8kLQ)
/ancientschoolyardjokes
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 04, 2017 01:18 AM (v5iqM)
I can focus on both, I've gotten good at it. It's the future bride that has the issue lol.
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at March 04, 2017 01:18 AM (nDcc3)
You both are blessed with great good fortune! Alas, I don't have enough years left to know that joy. But I did have bliss with my Mr. for 8 great years. That's more than something - it taught me what is possible.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 04, 2017 01:21 AM (tHwdc)
#stillnottiredofwinning
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 04, 2017 01:10 AM (rTD9p)
--I think McCallum recapped that on FNC. DJT gave Ahnold a good ribbing. Did not know the new Apprentice got canned already.
Oh, and Jim, succinctly put about cigars. I am sooooo not ready for the heavy ones. I envy my dad. He loved (I put in past tense not because he has passed, but that it has been years since I have seen him fire up a 'Stog) his cigars, and his Scotch --he explained that it takes years to grasp the myriad varieties and vintages of wine, but Scotch is more georgraphically concentrated and not quite as daunting-- but I'm a terrible lightweight in the cigar department.
Posted by: logprof at March 04, 2017 01:21 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: socalcon at March 04, 2017 01:23 AM (UXScn)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2017 01:23 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 04, 2017 01:24 AM (LLNhE)
years ago I was on a cruise, and I went to the cigar room with one of these aficionado types. the dude manning the smoking room strolls over with a tray, and wants us to put our cigars on the tray, and then he walks away. The conversation goes like this-
I look at the guy that's with me and I said where the hell is he going with the cigars?
Oh he's going to prepare them.
Prepare them for what, fucking space travel?
He's cutting them and warming them up.
Yeah I could have done that, he's just flaming the end.
yeah but his lighter has special gas.
Um ok, is there a frigging sacrifice somewhere in this ritual?
I mean damn...I never knew lighting a cigar was such a big frigging deal.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2017 01:25 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: socalcon at March 04, 2017 01:23 AM (UXScn)
The "NR" rating from Cocksumer Reports, it burns!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2017 01:26 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 04, 2017 01:26 AM (LLNhE)
Manny Lopez of El Cubano Cigars, makes some of the finest on the planet, bar none.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 04, 2017 01:26 AM (v5iqM)
I mean damn...I never knew lighting a cigar was such a big frigging deal.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2017 01:25 AM (aMlLZ)
There's a Bill Clinton joke there, somewhere, crying to get out.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2017 01:27 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2017 01:23 AM (WDdjT)
--Ha, neither logging nor logarithms. Logistics. [Got it from an old list serv for logistics academics]
The nick is an anachronism, since I have not been a prof for over 2.5 years.
Posted by: logprof at March 04, 2017 01:28 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 04, 2017 01:30 AM (LLNhE)
Posted by: Bubba Clinton at March 04, 2017 01:30 AM (uSlc8)
The nick is an anachronism, since I have not been a prof for over 2.5 years.
Posted by: logprof at March 04, 2017 01:28 AM (GsAUU)
I have a friend who does logistics, who is quite the liberal, but a truly fine person who I would trust implicitly. He lives in Washington State.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2017 01:31 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Bubba Clinton at March 04, 2017 01:30 AM (uSlc
The older they get the nastier they taste?
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2017 01:32 AM (aMlLZ)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MF2-6xVqQlk
Posted by: Donald Fagen at March 04, 2017 01:32 AM (M3DRt)
Don't apply the flame to the cigar, and start sucking on the damn thing. Sucking in the butane fumes is not a good thing.
Just apply the heat, and toast it till it's well and truly lit.
Second, first couple puffs, are out through the cigar, and not drawing the smoke with a pull.
Gets rid of the last of the butane by products.
Then, just enjoy.
No need for Holy Cedar Strip wooden lighting matches, warming it up, etc.
All that ritual might make sense at the Davidoff store at their palatial London showroom.
Not so much at the cigar lounge on a cruise ship. Geez.
Smoke 'em if you've got 'em!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 04, 2017 01:33 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2017 01:32 AM (aMlLZ)
Uh-oh.
(seeks cover)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2017 01:33 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2017 01:32 AM (aMlLZ)
Uh-oh.
(seeks cover)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2017 01:33 AM (WDdjT)
If not well kept they start to dry out and crackle.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2017 01:35 AM (WQX/u)
Smoke 'em if you've got 'em!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 04, 2017 01:33 AM (v5iqM)
Of course, butane, if it burns with enough oxygen present, leaves nothing but CO2 and water vapor as combustion products.
Zero sulfur, zero phosphorus, zero nitrates, zero chlorine, etc.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2017 01:37 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2017 01:35 AM (WQX/u)
Like Hillary? Dried-out and cackling.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2017 01:38 AM (WDdjT)
You first light a nice dry piece of cedar, and that is what you use to light a cigar properly.
You do not introduce noxious products to your cigar.
For heavens' sake, it's like I don't even know you people...
Posted by: navybrat at March 04, 2017 01:38 AM (w7KSn)
You can't have a fulfilling sex life without blowjobs? Really???
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 04, 2017 01:05 AM (u8kLQ)
Well, who am I to say how other people conduct their sex lives?
But I was be disappointed indeed, were I to find a new love and discover that he didn't enjoy blowjobs. Because I love to give them. Yeah, I know, TMI.----------------------
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 04, 2017 01:02 AM (tHwdc)
You're a good woman and he was a lucky man.
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at March 04, 2017 01:06 AM (nDcc3)
I was the lucky one, thathalfrican. He was the greatest blessing of my lifetime. It was an honor and a privilege to be his wife.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 04, 2017 01:38 AM (tHwdc)
No Escape with Ray Liotta about the futuristic Devil's Island prison, or No Escape with Owen Wilson about the revolution in the unnamed asian country?
I assume the latter. I think that was a clever idea for a movie. It's horror, it's a thriller, yet it's all grounded in very real reality. This stuff does happen.
Yes Ace, you got it, the Owen Wilson one.
Of course, the Social Justice Warriors savaged it for suggesting that a developing nation might suddenly descend into chaos and that westerners would be targeted.
Interesting backstory on the movie. I think the scripter got the idea because this actually happened to him, when the coup in Thailand happened. I don't mean the thriller chases, of course. But the fear of "What the hell are we going to do?" and the fear that as a westerner he might be targeted.
I think they filmed in some other country near Thailand. But they didn't want to say which one. I think wikipedia says they used two different Asian scripts for signage, to disguise where this was supposed to be happening.
Didn't love the "International Running Dog Capitalists" did it explanation -- why does this need an explanation? More interesting (and scary) to prove NO EXPLANATION. "Sometimes shit just happens for no rhyme or reason" is an inherently scary thought.
But of course they had to put that in to appease the SJWs, who were not appeased at all, and attacked the film as anti-asian and xenophobic and Privileged By Whiteness.
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2017 10:56 PM
It ended up not being too bad a flick. IMO
Posted by: Farmer at March 04, 2017 01:39 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2017 01:35 AM (WQX/u)
yeah they burn like sparklers. I had that happen when I kind of forgot about the humidor. I think I got some cigars in my humidor that I had for probably 15 years. I think its time to burn them. I'll have to wait for warmer weather so I can do it outside. I get away with some serious shit, but If I lit a cigar in the house the wife would slice my face off.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2017 01:40 AM (aMlLZ)
Zero sulfur, zero phosphorus, zero nitrates, zero chlorine, etc.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2017 01:37 AM (WDdjT)
You buy Ronson butane, you get with it the impurities, non-butane contents, etc.
Buy it from King or Colibri, and they're PURE butane, filtered from here to kingdom come, and very benign in the cigar lighting process.
I trust what's in my own lighters. Others, are...suspect.
The worst? The novelty, "oversize Ronson" type wick lighters.
Like sucking on straight kerosene, via cigar.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 04, 2017 01:41 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 04, 2017 01:42 AM (LLNhE)
You first light a nice dry piece of cedar, and that is what you use to light a cigar properly.
You do not introduce noxious products to your cigar.
For heavens' sake, it's like I don't even know you people...
Posted by: navybrat at March 04, 2017 01:38 AM (w7KSn)
Pshaw! Cedar is a fine wood, but it contain essential oils that are inimical to animal (and insect life). Burning cedar vaporizes some of those oils, and gets them into the cigar smoker's bloodstream. Cedar poisoning is a thing, really.
Best way to light a cigar is off a coil of nichrome wire heated by six volts of electricity from the cigar lighter socket on a '51 Studebaker Commander. Windows down, fender vents open, cigar glowin', you are styling.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2017 01:44 AM (WDdjT)
~~~~~
Oh, I know why they hate us. They hate us because they are more perceptive than we are. They see our society as failing since 50% have no core principles (and want to get everything for free) and the other half is futile in exercising control over these folks.
Solution? Wipe em all out!
Makes sense to me.
No core principles, two examples: (1)Demanding free speech for their ideas, while shouting down the opposition. (2) wanting choice (flaunting that desire) but wanting it all-- i.e., achieving a degree in women's studies, then decrying that their not paid the same as men... hey, cookie, you made your choice, live with it!
Posted by: socalcon at March 04, 2017 01:45 AM (UXScn)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2017 01:45 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: navybrat at March 04, 2017 01:46 AM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Farmer at March 04, 2017 01:47 AM (o/90i)
Direct energy transfer, with no non-cigar combustion by-products in the process, whatsoever.
Just hold the cigar well away from your face, and be careful to not point the lighter at your hands.
That said, it'd be funny to see all the idjits with obvious IR lighter facial scarring at the cigar events!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 04, 2017 01:51 AM (v5iqM)
That makes me think, if everyone were transgender, wouldn't that 'equality' kerfuffle go away?
(I had to read it...underboob, ya know)
Posted by: socalcon at March 04, 2017 01:51 AM (UXScn)
Posted by: navybrat at March 04, 2017 01:46 AM (w7KSn)
Heh. I wish. I do have a couple of '51's but neither is able to go down the road. But the first car I ever owned was a '51 Champion (six cylinder), and it was a joy to drive it. Stylin', indeed. And in comfort, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2017 01:51 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2017 01:44 AM (WDdjT)
I used to work with Spanish cedar a lot with the classical guitars for necks, linings, and back bracing. Damn that is some nasty ass shit. That dust gets anywhere near your mouth and you'll taste it for hours. Even when fully cured, if you slice a piece and let it sit for a week or so you will see little areas where the oils seep out of the pores. I started using mahogany instead.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2017 01:54 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at March 04, 2017 01:18 AM (nDcc3)
Yes, I think we can all agree that the woman needs to be paying more attention.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 04, 2017 01:56 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: navybrat at March 04, 2017 01:57 AM (w7KSn)
77 is better than 69. You get "ate" more.
/ancientschoolyardjokes
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
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How did I get to be so old without hearing that before?!
The ONT - always educational!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 04, 2017 01:58 AM (tHwdc)
Night, Horde. Be well.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2017 01:58 AM (WDdjT)
Beethoven's Ninth, Old McDonald, and other favorites, performed by Glock-wielding Rooshian:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNFlAzVhSVw
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 04, 2017 01:59 AM (lutOX)
Have to age for another six hours before the next day begins.
Hasta la nite nite, Horde!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 04, 2017 02:00 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2017 01:32 AM (aMlLZ)
Ahem.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 04, 2017 02:06 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 04, 2017 02:07 AM (u8kLQ)
Beethoven's Ninth, Old McDonald, and other favorites, performed by Glock-wielding Rooshian:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNFlAzVhSVw
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 04, 2017 01:59 AM (lutOX)
--Nice.
. . . aaaand the leftards want us to believe that those guys are our mortal enemies. Keep it up, asshats; Trump and Putin are both smarter than a whole lecture hall full of Ivy League lightweights, and you're gonna get pantsed.
Posted by: logprof at March 04, 2017 02:08 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 04, 2017 02:12 AM (LLNhE)
Direct energy transfer, with no non-cigar combustion by-products in the process, whatsoever.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 04, 2017 01:51 AM (v5iqM)
Or a Tesla lighter. Crossing the streams.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 04, 2017 02:16 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 04, 2017 02:19 AM (LLNhE)
In the 1950s and 60s they wore pirate style eyepatches. so they could still fly after one nuke flash. They also had thermal curtains over the cockpit windows that would reduce the flash. They were probably flying on instrutments mostly so the loss of visibility wasn't critical. I suppose when USAF switched to low level penetration tactics the thermal curtains had to go!
When you see the training videos for 1950s and 60s bomber pilots telling them how a nuclear war would play out you're stupefied.
Posted by: Arthur Kimes at March 04, 2017 02:32 AM (2Sbr5)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 04, 2017 02:42 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 04, 2017 02:43 AM (IcT7t)
Tillermon should heed Trumps words that he is the leader of the US and will put the US first. Those diplomatic promises Tillermon is so reported to be worried about were made contrary to the interests of the US. They were based on lies and/or deceit.
Also, reports that Ivanka takes the same positions (for whatever reason she may have, I don't care) will lead to become a mark of disgrace that could undermine all of the goodwill she currently has from supporters of her father.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at March 04, 2017 02:43 AM (9xIiZ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 04, 2017 02:48 AM (LLNhE)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 04, 2017 02:50 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 04, 2017 02:51 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 04, 2017 02:52 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 04, 2017 02:53 AM (LLNhE)
"To blave..."
Posted by: Miracle Max at March 04, 2017 02:53 AM (Neixe)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 04, 2017 02:43 AM (IcT7t)
Good thing I didn't lick it, then...
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 04, 2017 02:55 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan!
No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 04, 2017 02:53 AM (LLNhE)
Yay! You take the right pocket, Uncle, and I'll take the left.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 04, 2017 02:58 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 04, 2017 02:59 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 04, 2017 03:07 AM (LLNhE)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 04, 2017 03:08 AM (LLNhE)
Something in a nice Sig. Or a 1911.
It has to say, "I love you THIS much."
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 04, 2017 03:21 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 04, 2017 03:29 AM (LLNhE)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 04, 2017 03:33 AM (LLNhE)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 04, 2017 03:36 AM (LLNhE)
Posted by: somejoe at March 04, 2017 03:40 AM (bEHhv)
Weasel's been training me with his Sig P239 9mm, and I'm very fond of it. Jim says, though, that I need to try a LOT of 9mm's before I find the one for me. Like true love, you know it when you find it.
The latter is my simile, not Jim's :-)
I have a liberal classmate on FB who is utterly freaked out by this gun stuff. It gave me evil pleasure to post a video of me firing an AR-15. Which was actually much easier to sight with than the Uzi.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 04, 2017 03:43 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 04, 2017 03:48 AM (tHwdc)
But in any case it might be a useful suggestion.
Posted by: somejoe at March 04, 2017 03:48 AM (bEHhv)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 04, 2017 03:49 AM (vRcUp)
(Very 'jelly,' as the kids say.)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 04, 2017 03:50 AM (LLNhE)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 04, 2017 04:07 AM (LLNhE)
Oh, I didn't mean literally, I meant, it would make a statement.
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Atta girl! Slap's got quite a good reputation as a teacher. The uzi - was it the carbine model with the wooden stock?
(Very 'jelly,' as the kids say.)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan!
No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 04, 2017 03:50 AM (LLNhE)
Oh, not Slap - the other Weasel. Don't know where slapweasel lives.
Not a wooden stock.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 04, 2017 04:08 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: somejoe at March 04, 2017 03:48 AM (bEHhv)
Pudding is always useful, one way or another.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 04, 2017 04:11 AM (tHwdc)
Not sure if your Nissan is set up the same as a late 90s Honda Civic 5 speed, but it almost sounds like the issue I had with my idle air control valve, sitting at a light with my foot on the brake, the idle would drop from around 900rpm to between 100-200 rpm , right on the verge of stalling, if I set the parking brake and pumped the brakes a few times the idle would come up, I ended up taking my IACV apart and cleaning it out and have had no further issues, I've also read that if you have vacuum assist brakes and the vac line to the assist is old and leaky, it can cause the same sort of symptoms, YMMV , just some things to check I guess.
Posted by: Bob in Houston-Vast Right Wing Basket of Deplorable! at March 04, 2017 04:11 AM (/Kwzr)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 04, 2017 04:12 AM (LLNhE)
Just the name of the song. Your complaints will be handled by the standard method of "look squirrel".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1KF7R-0nwg
Posted by: somejoe at March 04, 2017 04:14 AM (bEHhv)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 04, 2017 04:17 AM (tHwdc)
Closest i have is a polish remanufactured pps43, semi-auto only. It suffices.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 04, 2017 04:20 AM (LLNhE)
Posted by: somejoe
Is that Patti Smith from the Mirror Universe? *hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 04, 2017 04:21 AM (vRcUp)
Oh - and do they make that fitbit for schlongs thing "magnum sized"?
Posted by: Publius Redux at March 04, 2017 04:22 AM (tKcL+)
"There are transcripts that provide very helpful, very critical insights into whether or not Russian intelligence and senior Russian political leaders, including Vladimir Putin, were cooperating, were colluding with the Trump campaign at the highest levels to influence the outcome of our election. And if that information is stonewalled or hidden away and if we are not able to get that on the Senate intelligence committee, House intelligence committee then I think that has real consequences for our democracy."
Sen. Coons then urged Director Comey to complete the investigation and share all of the "products" with the intelligence committees. Andrea Mitchell then asked Coons to clarify what he was saying. "Do such transcripts exist? Is that what you're saying?" she asked.
"I have not seen them. I believe they exist," Coons replied.
... what ever happened to separation of church and state ?
Posted by: undocumented SMOD at March 04, 2017 04:32 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Publius Redux
If the fitbit does not fit, it ain't worth shit!
Posted by: Johnny Cock Ring at March 04, 2017 04:33 AM (vRcUp)
Posted by: undocumented SMOD at March 04, 2017 04:35 AM (e8kgV)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/hd2bqoq
Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke arrived on horseback for his first day of work Thursday.
Zinke joined the U.S. Park Police at their stables on the National Mall and then rode a 17-year-old Irish sport horse named Tonto to the Interior Department headquarters. Nine other park police on horseback accompanied the former Montana congressman and Navy SEAL.
Interior Department spokeswoman Heather Swift said: "Secretary Zinke was proud to accept an invitation by the U.S. Park Police to stand shoulder to shoulder with their officers on his first day at Interior."
Zinke posted photos on social media. At the department, he was greeted by hundreds of federal workers, including an Office of Indian Affairs employee from the Northern Cheyenne tribe from Montana who played an honor song on a hand drum.
Posted by: RickZ at March 04, 2017 04:39 AM (zRegE)
Before or after some committee members are charged with collusion.
Posted by: Davod at March 04, 2017 04:41 AM (FWznJ)
Oh - and do they make that fitbit for schlongs thing "magnum sized"?
Posted by: Publius Redux
Ecofascists make it very difficult not to side with the poachers. And if the animals go extinct, that's just natural selection in action. The planet will survive.
Posted by: Johnny Cock Ring at March 04, 2017 04:42 AM (vRcUp)
The number of attacks may seem relatively low, with an increase from 10 detonations in 2015 to 27 last year, according a police report released Monday. Police still warn that the trend stands out among "comparable countries" without an ongoing war.
The report says grenades have become the weapon of choice for criminal gangs for their availability, cheap price and low risk of prosecution.
Posted by: undocumented SMOD at March 04, 2017 04:47 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: NativeNH at March 04, 2017 04:55 AM (8xFjn)
The NYTimes was reporting that there is conflict over dumping the Paris Accords on Climate Change within the Administration.
But I see this as nonsense.
It seems the easiest way out of the Paris Accords is to pull out after 3 years. It has already been a year so 2 years from now is the easiest time to get out. In the meanwhile ...
Posted by: undocumented SMOD at March 04, 2017 04:56 AM (e8kgV)
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