National Laughingstock Responds to Trump's Plan to Collect Information on Crimes Committed by Illegal Aliens: You Know, Hitler Published Lists of "Crimes" of His Enemies, Too

No, really.


Hitler also committed inflammatory crimes and then tried to blame his enemies for them -- you know, like the left does daily. Like the media is currently doing in claiming the guy just arrested for bomb threats is "just a copycat" and therefore not a real anti-semitic hate criminal.

We all know that when the real anti-semitic hate criminal is caught, he'll be wearing a #MAGA hat.

Hitler Also Used Propaganda to Gin Up Attacks Against Those He Termed Social Undesirables: Also known as "Deplorables."

The "Murray" mentioned as being the target of the mob is Charles Murray, author of The Bell Curve -- and also author of quite a few social science books, but I'm pretty sure he was attacked over that.

Note a female professor was attacked herself, when she attempted to shield him:


That account is from a blog some people might not like -- WhyEvolutionIsTrue, on Wordpress. But there's a fuller account there and links to other accounts.

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1 Hitler posted first also.

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at March 03, 2017 02:41 PM (+XUnw)

2 Stop it already!

Posted by: Hitler at March 03, 2017 02:41 PM (mtGE/)

3 The Nazis also ran a newspaper.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 03, 2017 02:42 PM (4YGWz)

4 Adolf Hitler also published a list of crimes committed by groups he didn't like

Hitler also implemented gun control.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 03, 2017 02:42 PM (YEelc)

5 If "Trump is Hitler" didn't work to keep Trump from winning the election, then saying it again, only louder should work to...um...something something.

Yeah, they got nothing so they double sown on it.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase A Plethora of Pungent Pithy Phrases at the Outrage Outlet! at March 03, 2017 02:42 PM (hLRSq)

6 Kids! What can you do? Amiright?

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 03, 2017 02:43 PM (bc2Lc)

7 The nazis also made people wear pieces of flair.

Posted by: wooga at March 03, 2017 02:43 PM (3I7wr)

8 here a Nazi
there a Nazi
everywhere a Nazi Nazi
old McHitler had a farm

Posted by: wth at March 03, 2017 02:43 PM (HgMAr)

9 I also collaborate with the Muzzies!

Posted by: Hitler at March 03, 2017 02:43 PM (mtGE/)

10 Hitler was also very much pro-school choice and wanted to institute a voucher system to undermine teacher's unions.

Posted by: scofflaw_x at March 03, 2017 02:43 PM (y9ZJX)

11 Hitler was also a vegetarian.

Just saying.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 03, 2017 02:43 PM (wmaTe)

12 Hitler also commented that "attacks on our Jewish centers are horrible and they must be stopped."

Posted by: scofflaw_x at March 03, 2017 02:44 PM (y9ZJX)

13 Wait,is Trump a Nazi or a Russian puppet or both?I'm confused.

Posted by: steevy at March 03, 2017 02:44 PM (r/0kC)

14 Hitler also believed in new age medicine like vitamin c injections (and methamphetamine)

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 03, 2017 02:44 PM (wmaTe)

15 I coined the phrase "bigly"

Posted by: Hitler at March 03, 2017 02:44 PM (mtGE/)

16 you know, Hitler also was a big fan of income taxes.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 03, 2017 02:44 PM (wmaTe)

17 On the one hand, the epic insanity does not bode well for the political process, once started it is impossible to stop as each escalation needs another.

On the other hand it makes it really easy to identify the lunatics.

On the gripping hand - that's a lot of loonies.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase A Plethora of Pungent Pithy Phrases at the Outrage Outlet! at March 03, 2017 02:45 PM (hLRSq)

18 Hitler didn't drink or smoke cigarettes.

You know who else doesn't? Trump.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 03, 2017 02:45 PM (wmaTe)

19 Don't let that whole World War II "Eastern front" thing fool you either. Total false flag. Hitler was controlled by the Russians and did Stalin's bidding.

Posted by: scofflaw_x at March 03, 2017 02:45 PM (y9ZJX)

20 WaPo: "critics worry the reports will skew public opinion unfairly"

Unfairly = Damaging to the political agenda of the Fake News Media

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at March 03, 2017 02:45 PM (3OAG2)

21 Didn't it used to be that whomever brought up Hitler first lost the argument by default?

Good times.

Posted by: Czar Peter at March 03, 2017 02:45 PM (2uera)

22 Hitler was a teatotaler. Trump is a teatotaler.


The prosecution rests.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase A Plethora of Pungent Pithy Phrases at the Outrage Outlet! at March 03, 2017 02:46 PM (hLRSq)

23 You know, Hitler and his henchmen invented the limited access highway.

You know who wants to spend a lot of money on highways?

... That's right.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 03, 2017 02:46 PM (wmaTe)

24 So, the Washington Post is very proudly going to continue with the Godwin.

Yeah...this is going to win back those people who voted for Obama twice and then Trump.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 03, 2017 02:46 PM (LmWWz)

25 Hitler also liked being photographed with his dog. Therefore, Dana Perino is a Nazi.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 03, 2017 02:46 PM (OD2ni)

26 Hitler never kept his emails.

Posted by: scofflaw_x at March 03, 2017 02:46 PM (y9ZJX)

27 "Hitler was also a vegetarian. Just saying."

In fact, much of the time, what we would today call a "vegan".

PETA!!!

PETA IS THE NEW NATIONAL SOCIALIST PARTY!!!

Posted by: torquewrench at March 03, 2017 02:47 PM (noWW6)

28 22 Hitler was a teatotaler. Trump is a teatotaler.


The prosecution rests.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase A Plethora of Pungent Pithy Phrases at the Outrage Outlet! at March 03, 2017 02:46 PM (hLRSq)

Well, not quite a teetotaler. he was shot up with a drug cocktail every day that would make John Belushi blush.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 03, 2017 02:47 PM (wmaTe)

29 22 Hitler was a teatotaler. Trump is a teatotaler.


The prosecution rests.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase A Plethora of Pungent Pithy Phrases at the Outrage Outlet! at March 03, 2017 02:46 PM (hLRSq)

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Hitler never ate meat. Trump sells steaks.

Your argument is invalid.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 03, 2017 02:47 PM (LmWWz)

30 Is this for real? Someone really wrote this?

Posted by: grammie winger at March 03, 2017 02:47 PM (dFi94)

31 The Nazis also ran a newspaper.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 03, 2017 02:42 PM (4YGWz)


But he didn't tweet. So, there!

Posted by: Washington Post at March 03, 2017 02:47 PM (zc3Db)

32 I remember when going Godwin was a bad thing.

Posted by: Blanco at March 03, 2017 02:47 PM (tGBt6)

33 Hitler hated smokers.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 03, 2017 02:48 PM (YEelc)

34 I did Nazi that coming....

Didjooo?

Posted by: A. Hitler at March 03, 2017 02:48 PM (EVi2J)

35 Everybody's a Nazi with AIDS!!!

Posted by: eleven at March 03, 2017 02:48 PM (qUNWi)

36 Hitler is a Hitler of a Hitler Hitlering his way through every Hitler. Trump Hitlers like a Hitler when he Hitlers a Hitler Hitler.

And you Hitler that.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase A Plethora of Pungent Pithy Phrases at the Outrage Outlet! at March 03, 2017 02:48 PM (hLRSq)

37 You know who else like to grab women by the pussy?

Hitler.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 03, 2017 02:48 PM (wmaTe)

38 Democracy dies by a thousand paper cuts.

Posted by: DinsdalePiranha at March 03, 2017 02:48 PM (y6gE+)

39 My father was a Jew - Trumps daughter is a Jew.

Not. a. Coincidence.

Posted by: Hitler at March 03, 2017 02:48 PM (mtGE/)

40 And Hitlers son in law was a Joooooo! Right?

Posted by: Pete Seria at March 03, 2017 02:49 PM (lJW6d)

41 My beloved god-king, Obama, would have never done this. Nope. No siree. Never.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner, unrepentent right-wing, tea party terrorist at March 03, 2017 02:49 PM (GX63o)

42 Trump has to do this because our local, state and federal government - as well as our media - are intent on hiding this information. Their immigration activism only works with an uninformed public.

Living in a "sanctuary city," I can confirm that this information is hidden.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 03, 2017 02:49 PM (NOIQH)

43 I guess Wanted Posters are secret nazism.

Posted by: Czar Peter at March 03, 2017 02:49 PM (2uera)

44 Hitler used to grab lots of pussy, too.

Posted by: wth at March 03, 2017 02:49 PM (HgMAr)

45 I mean, a major professional newspaper actually made the "Hitler did this too" thing? And they're serious?


Did Hitler also poop? Because I hear there are bathrooms in the White House.


This is beyond parody. This is going into the territory of the insane.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 03, 2017 02:49 PM (dFi94)

46 2 illegals, both deported b4, from El Salvador kidnapped raped branded drugged tortured and murdered a 15 year old girl

Another girl got away

They think there are several victims


They laughed and smiled for the cameras as they met the judge. They are MS 13

A similar murder and arrest of MS13 gang members also happened in NY

Monsters

We arent supposed to know they are here illegally

Posted by: ThunderB at March 03, 2017 02:50 PM (Zrfof)

47 32 I remember when going Godwin was a bad thing.
Posted by: Blanco at March 03, 2017 02:47 PM (tGBt6)

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Shhhh...It still is.

Just don't tell the Post that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 03, 2017 02:50 PM (LmWWz)

48 "Hitler never ate meat. Trump sells steaks."


Selling does not equate to eating. This is true because I saw it in Stuff Hitler Hitlered, 11st Edition, Hitler Press, Hitlertown, Hitler.

Because Hitler.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase A Plethora of Pungent Pithy Phrases at the Outrage Outlet! at March 03, 2017 02:50 PM (hLRSq)

49 Hitler also had a younger mistress just like former Washington Post owner Ben Bradlee.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 03, 2017 02:50 PM (OD2ni)

50 Posted by: Hitler at March 03, 2017 02:48 PM (mtGE/)

Hitler's father was not a Jew.

Sheesh.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 03, 2017 02:50 PM (zc3Db)

51 I found Hitler curled up asleep on one of the dog beds. I called Sessions and he said to just make him leave when he wakes up. And he said I shouldn't tell anyone.

Posted by: colfax mingo at March 03, 2017 02:50 PM (+ucSt)

52 Not. Quick. enough.

Posted by: wth at March 03, 2017 02:51 PM (HgMAr)

53 I hate you all.

Posted by: Godwin at March 03, 2017 02:51 PM (gTQoY)

54 I hope they get the mother of all backlashes on this. This sounds like something a 17 year old would put out.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 03, 2017 02:51 PM (dFi94)

55

If their immigration status were routinely reported, the people would demand a wall

Posted by: ThunderB at March 03, 2017 02:51 PM (Zrfof)

56 What would your definition of "reaching" be? Need help? Here, check this out:

20 Years Ago, Starship Troopers Showed Us What Happens When Fascism Wins
pastemagazine.com

Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at March 03, 2017 02:51 PM (TixTl)

57 "Authorities reported that there have been a rash of home invasions in X neighborhood. Based on an eyewitness account, authorities are cautioning residents to be on the lookout for two men, one in a red hoody and black hat, the other wearing black jeans...."

Posted by: Local News Channel at March 03, 2017 02:51 PM (NOIQH)

58
Crap like this makes me confident the President Trump will have two terms.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at March 03, 2017 02:51 PM (anu2o)

59 Hitler breathed oxygen and converted it to carbon dioxide. You do not want to be like Hitler, do you?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2017 02:52 PM (R7+kO)

60
Hitler's father was not a Jew.

Sheesh.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 03, 2017 02:50 PM (zc3Db)

Well... You never can tell, though, can you?

(I think the story is that his mothers second husband was half Jewish or something along those lines, although that "fact" came along decades after the dude died IIRC and is of course, very difficult to verify)

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 03, 2017 02:52 PM (wmaTe)

61 56 What would your definition of "reaching" be? Need help? Here, check this out:

20 Years Ago, Starship Troopers Showed Us What Happens When Fascism Wins
pastemagazine.com
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at March 03, 2017 02:51 PM (TixTl)

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Well, when we get hit by a bug asteroid, we'll know.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 03, 2017 02:52 PM (LmWWz)

62 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 03, 2017 02:50 PM (zc3Db)

You are a racist. I win by racist-Hitlering you

Posted by: Hitler at March 03, 2017 02:52 PM (mtGE/)

63 Instead of defunding colleges, how about any student who infringes upon the free speech or tries to stifle free speech on campus can no longer receive any federal tuition support.

Shout down a speaker, get violent. No federal loans, grants or other aid. Problem would take care of itself as the thugs would self-selectively expel themselves.

Posted by: scofflaw_x at March 03, 2017 02:52 PM (y9ZJX)

64
In 2020, Trump will win Nevada and New Hampshire, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at March 03, 2017 02:52 PM (anu2o)

65 We need all the memes.

"Hitler liked art and history, you do not want to be like Hitler, do you?"

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2017 02:53 PM (R7+kO)

66 And this is why we don't care what the WaPo has to say.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 03, 2017 02:53 PM (RD7QR)

67 You are a racist. I win by racist-Hitlering you

Posted by: Hitler at March 03, 2017 02:52 PM (mtGE/)


Heh.

Touche!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 03, 2017 02:53 PM (zc3Db)

68 "pastemagazine.com"

Why haven't I heard of this?

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 03, 2017 02:53 PM (eAZVt)

69 63 Instead of defunding colleges, how about any student who infringes upon the free speech or tries to stifle free speech on campus can no longer receive any federal tuition support.

Shout down a speaker, get violent. No federal loans, grants or other aid. Problem would take care of itself as the thugs would self-selectively expel themselves.
Posted by: scofflaw_x at March 03, 2017 02:52 PM (y9ZJX)

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"We have no idea who was in that crowd, and we will not cooperate with the authorities on this for privacy reasons."
-College admins

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 03, 2017 02:53 PM (LmWWz)

70 "Like the media is currently doing in claiming the guy just arrested for bomb threats is "just a copycat" and therefore not a real anti-semitic hate criminal."



Annoying Never Trumper Noah Rothman is whining that mean old conservatives are pointing that the JCC nut was a journalist.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 03, 2017 02:53 PM (OD2ni)

71 Hitler liked dogs, you do not want to be like Hitler, do you?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2017 02:54 PM (R7+kO)

72 56 Hot chicks fly starships and we are in an interstellar war with giant bugs?

Posted by: steevy at March 03, 2017 02:54 PM (r/0kC)

73 I at one time thought Obama might be the anti-Christ. I should have applied for a job at the Washington Post.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 03, 2017 02:54 PM (dFi94)

74 re 46:
you can't have a gun because you might hurt someone
but...
we shouldn't stop illegal immigration just because they might hurt someone

liberal logic at its finest

by the way, Hitler had a desk. So does Trump.

Posted by: mallfly of the Jungle at March 03, 2017 02:54 PM (b7fwp)

75 37 You know who else like to grab women by the pussy?

Hitler.
___________________

Nein, not as much as you'd think. He was actually a tranny-wannabe.

Posted by: Zombie Eva Braun at March 03, 2017 02:54 PM (riF5p)

76 "A resident of Westminster county was arrested for driving under the influence when he drive his SUV into a flower shop, killing the owner and injuring three customers..."

*image of driver on screen: obviously 20-something MS-13 gang member covered in tattoos*

Posted by: Local News Channel at March 03, 2017 02:54 PM (NOIQH)

77 Hitler baked with an oven.

Trump had a taco bowl once.


Close enough.

Posted by: Blanco at March 03, 2017 02:54 PM (tGBt6)

78 Trump is a Russian Nazi American nationalist! It's science!

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 03, 2017 02:54 PM (RD7QR)

79 Hitler was a vegetarian.

Checkmate atheists.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 03, 2017 02:54 PM (KUaJL)

80 >>>>My father was a Jew - Trumps daughter is a Jew.



Not. a. Coincidence.
.
.
.Actually it was your Paternal Grandfather and you hated his guts because he made you obey him.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 03, 2017 02:54 PM (le7jz)

81 74
by the way, Hitler had a desk. So does Trump.
Posted by: mallfly of the Jungle at March 03, 2017 02:54 PM (b7fwp)

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You know who else wore pants?

Hitler.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 03, 2017 02:55 PM (LmWWz)

82 Trump promoted the New Jersey Generals.

Hitler promoted German Generals.

Posted by: Lord Sir x at March 03, 2017 02:55 PM (nFwvY)

83 Everyone keeps being Hitler.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 02:55 PM (6gk0M)

84 Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) wrote on Facebook "He is stirring up fear and hatred against immigrants and trying to divide our nation" ... In the 1930s, the Nazis used a similar tactic to stir up anger and hatred toward Jews.

It is with deep regret that we are forced to conclude that the border is an anti-Semite.

We call on President Hitler to conduct an immediate investigation into whether it was the border that made those bomb threat calls against Jewish centers and whether the border knocked over those tombstones at Jewish cemeteries.

Posted by: The Washington Post at March 03, 2017 02:55 PM (3OAG2)

85 You know who else had a secret pact with the Russians?

Hitler.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 03, 2017 02:55 PM (wmaTe)

86 Using the Holocaust to allow the world's most antisemitic religious fanatics into this country makes me want to kick their fucking nuts off.

Posted by: TexasJew at March 03, 2017 02:55 PM (N7G17)

87 The SPLC is a fucking hate group as far as I'm concerned.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at March 03, 2017 02:55 PM (FqgrG)

88 I mean...it's not a complicated law.

And yet y'all just can't help yourselves.

Posted by: Godwin at March 03, 2017 02:56 PM (gTQoY)

89 Can't say I would shed a tear if MFM were to experience a certain solution.

Posted by: Fuck the WaPo at March 03, 2017 02:56 PM (usCMa)

90 Hitler couldn't speak Austrian. You know who else couldn't speak Austrian?

Barack Obama, that's who.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2017 02:56 PM (/tuJf)

91 Hitler was a teatotaler. Trump is a teatotaler.
The prosecution rests.


Obama was a teetotaler. Didn't do much for bowling alleys, either.

Posted by: pep at March 03, 2017 02:56 PM (NrQPT)

92 Hitler was into the occult. Some anti-Trump witches tried to put a spell on Trump the other day. Just sayin.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 03, 2017 02:56 PM (dFi94)

93 Ha!Starship Troopers is on right now on one of the Starz channels.

Posted by: steevy at March 03, 2017 02:56 PM (r/0kC)

94 Instead of defunding colleges, how about any student
who infringes upon the free speech or tries to stifle free speech on
campus can no longer receive any federal tuition support.



Shout down a speaker, get violent. No federal loans, grants or other
aid. Problem would take care of itself as the thugs would
self-selectively expel themselves.

Posted by: scofflaw_x at March 03, 2017 02:52 PM (y9ZJX)


Wouldn't work. These animals wear masks and have the protection of the administration. You'd never be able to identify them.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 03, 2017 02:56 PM (Tnhbr)

95 I heard Hitler liked Arugala down at the whole foods, YDWTBLHDY?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2017 02:56 PM (R7+kO)

96 83 Everyone keeps being Hitler.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 02:55 PM (6gk0M)

====================

"It will only end when we use the force of government to steal from groups of people to give to other groups of people and to kill a bunch of white people. Then fascism will be over."
-BLM

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 03, 2017 02:56 PM (LmWWz)

97 Yeah, the Nazis were totes about cutting back on regulations and reducing the size and scope of the bureaucracy.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at March 03, 2017 02:56 PM (ZM2xo)

98 You know who wanted to rebuild the Wehrmacht, er, military? That's right Hitler

Posted by: Beartooth at March 03, 2017 02:57 PM (wkHUH)

99 So we are all deplorable racists Hitler wannabes?

Posted by: IC at March 03, 2017 02:57 PM (a0IVu)

100 You know who else has a list?

https://tinyurl.com/z943jld

Posted by: Kitler at March 03, 2017 02:57 PM (mtGE/)

101

And this JCC guy, Juan?

I dont buy his story. I hope they scrub his computer, these calls were coordinated. Other people did it with him

Find them, and the thread will lead to BLM and CAIR

Posted by: ThunderB at March 03, 2017 02:57 PM (Zrfof)

102 84 Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) wrote on Facebook "He is stirring up fear and hatred against immigrants and trying to divide our nation" ... In the 1930s, the Nazis used a similar tactic to stir up anger and hatred toward Jews.

It is with deep regret that we are forced to conclude that the border is an anti-Semite.

We call on President Hitler to conduct an immediate investigation into whether it was the border that made those bomb threat calls against Jewish centers and whether the border knocked over those tombstones at Jewish cemeteries.
Posted by: The Washington Post at March 03, 2017 02:55 PM (3OAG2)

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German Jews = Legal citizens of Germany who were scapegoated

Illegal Immigrants = well...not even remotely the same thing

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 03, 2017 02:57 PM (LmWWz)

103 I call for a freeze on everything until we find Hitler.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 02:57 PM (6gk0M)

104 >.Annoying Never Trumper Noah Rothman is whining that mean old conservatives are pointing that the JCC nut was a journalist.


How many "journalists" have been caught breaking the law as part of their activism? There have been numerous instances over the past few months, including participants in the DisrupJ20 planning and rioting.

Think it's pretty clear that for most of them, journalism - activism, these are not separate pursuits.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 03, 2017 02:57 PM (NOIQH)

105 48
"Hitler never ate meat. Trump sells steaks."





Selling does not equate to eating. This is true because I saw it in
Stuff Hitler Hitlered, 11st Edition, Hitler Press, Hitlertown, Hitler.



Because Hitler.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase A Plethora of Pungent Pithy Phrases at the Outrage Outlet! at March 03, 2017 02:50 PM (hLRSq)

Trump roasts his well-done. You know who else roasts things well-done?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner, unrepentent right-wing, tea party terrorist at March 03, 2017 02:57 PM (GX63o)

106 Hitler liked his men in snazzy clothes. David Brooks likes a well creased pant leg.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2017 02:57 PM (R7+kO)

107 Yeah, we said Reagan, Bush I, Dole, Bush II, McCain and Romney were all just like Hitler. But this time we really mean it.

Posted by: The Left at March 03, 2017 02:57 PM (OD2ni)

108 600 mil well spent by the CIA.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at March 03, 2017 02:58 PM (nQHw/)

109 Hitler had a non-aggression pact with Stalin.

Trump is non-aggressive towards Putin.


Wake up, people!

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase A Plethora of Pungent Pithy Phrases at the Outrage Outlet! at March 03, 2017 02:58 PM (hLRSq)

110 Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) wrote on Facebook "He is stirring up fear and hatred against immigrants and trying to divide our nation" ...

In the 1930s, the Nazis used a similar tactic to stir up anger and hatred toward Jews.




No. They just killed them.
Are You saying that's what we should be doing Bernie?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2017 02:58 PM (x/Nq/)

111 Why it's different: The Jews weren't in Germany ILLEGALLY. Any crimes they were committing were as German citizens, and they were therefore common German criminals. Trump is publishing crimes that would NOT HAVE HAPPENED and don't have to be accepted if we had functioning border security.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 03, 2017 02:58 PM (S2VsH)

112 97 Yeah, the Nazis were totes about cutting back on regulations and reducing the size and scope of the bureaucracy.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at March 03, 2017 02:56 PM (ZM2xo)

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"I want government to only worry with roads and national defense."

"What are you, a Nazi?"

Actual conversation I had with an aging American hippy living in Rome

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 03, 2017 02:58 PM (LmWWz)

113 It always makes me curious how Hitler is the EVILIST EVIL of the EVILS ever but Stalin? Eh, it's complicated.

Chairman Mao? Well, he had some good quotes...

Pol Pot? Eh, he meant well.

etc. etc.

Some leftist mass murdering democidal dictators are the worst ever, some? not too bad.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 03, 2017 02:59 PM (wmaTe)

114 I'm a Hitler, you're a Hitler, he's a Hitler, she's a Hitler, wouldn't you like to be a Hitler too?

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 03, 2017 02:59 PM (RD7QR)

115 I've heard more about Hitler and Nazi's in the last 30 days then I've heard in my entire life.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 03, 2017 02:59 PM (LbnLf)

116 I mean...it's not a complicated law.

And yet y'all just can't help yourselves.

Posted by: Godwin at March 03, 2017 02:56 PM (gTQoY)


Quoting Godwin's Law is just something Hitler would do!

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase A Plethora of Pungent Pithy Phrases at the Outrage Outlet! at March 03, 2017 02:59 PM (hLRSq)

117 "I've got a pen and I've got a phone"

and so did Hitler..!

Posted by: mallfly of the Jungle at March 03, 2017 02:59 PM (b7fwp)

118 Hitler keeps hiding because he is crafty. He'll turn-up behind that next tree, I'm sure of it.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 02:59 PM (6gk0M)

119 107 Yeah, we said Reagan, Bush I, Dole, Bush II, McCain and Romney were all just like Hitler. But this time we really mean it.
Posted by: The Left at March 03, 2017 02:57 PM (OD2ni)

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"Just wait until the next guy comes along. He's REALLY going to be Hitler."
-The Left

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 03, 2017 02:59 PM (LmWWz)

120 I never thought I'd see the day where the fucking National Enquirer had more credibility than the WAPO. But it's, by God, here.

Posted by: Pendejo at March 03, 2017 02:59 PM (yKJ+U)

121 @50 Hitler's father was not a Jew.

Sheesh.
--------------------

Hitler's mother's doctor was, though.

Hitler was appreciative of what the doctor did and kept him safe while the Nazis were running the country.

Posted by: junior at March 03, 2017 02:59 PM (nsZ+m)

122 Wake up, people!
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase A Plethora of Pungent Pithy Phrases at the Outrage Outlet! at March 03, 2017 02:58 PM (hLRSq)

*style guide* Ahem, it should be "Wake Up, Sheeple!"

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2017 02:59 PM (R7+kO)

123 97 Yeah, the Nazis were totes about cutting back on regulations and reducing the size and scope of the bureaucracy.
_______________________

Jawohl. There was nothing we hated more than a government with too much unbridled power!

Posted by: The SS at March 03, 2017 02:59 PM (riF5p)

124 Hitler met with a mufti.

Trump wears one on his head.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 03, 2017 03:00 PM (4YGWz)

125 the WaPo could move its HQ / disinformation center to Rinkeby


it's the Jewel of Sweden, vibrant and enriched

Posted by: Billy Occam at March 03, 2017 03:00 PM (ihtYN)

126 >>Annoying Never Trumper Noah Rothman is whining that mean old conservatives are pointing that the JCC nut was a journalist.


A journalist who was known to make up stories got caught creating evidence for a fake crime/fake news story.

Him being a journalist is an integral part of the story.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 03, 2017 03:00 PM (NOIQH)

127 This latest Republican is doing things that Hitler would do. What happened to reasonable Republicans like Donald Trump.

Posted by: Washington Post in 2030 at March 03, 2017 03:00 PM (OD2ni)

128 While it may not have been that tree, we're sure the next tree will reveal Hitler.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 03:00 PM (6gk0M)

129 I'm a Hitler, She's a Hitler, We're a Hilter, Wouldn't you like to be a Hitler too?

Posted by: Doktor Pepperbergstein at March 03, 2017 03:00 PM (JO9+V)

130 Democracy Dies on Godwin's Doorstep

Posted by: kallisto - at March 03, 2017 03:00 PM (nNdYv)

131 Hitler was an animal lover and a vegetarian.
I'm watching you, PETA.

Posted by: gewa76 at March 03, 2017 03:00 PM (B6OKy)

132 Bernie Sanders says Trump is trying to stir things up and divide the nation? I got new for you Bernie. The nation was divided before Nov. 8. On Novemeber 8, roughly half of that divided nation chose Trump. The other half did not. Trump is doing what he said he was going to do. The other half, your half, doesn't like it. Guess what? You lost. Simply because you don't like the fact that Trump is president does not mean he is dividing the nation. You are. Your people are. You need to get your people under control and back on Team America.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 03, 2017 03:00 PM (dFi94)

133 #111 By "they" I only mean Jews who were actually committing the crimes for which they were arrested, which should be obvious, but in the age of Trump hysteria...

Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 03, 2017 03:00 PM (S2VsH)

134 has anyone asked Sanders about the apparent fact that they guy arrested for the bomb threat phone calls was a Sanders supporter?

Posted by: mallfly of the Jungle at March 03, 2017 03:01 PM (b7fwp)

135 it's the Jewel of Sweden, vibrant and enriched


Posted by: Billy Occam at March 03, 2017 03:00 PM (ihtYN)
====================

I thought that was Malmo.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 03, 2017 03:01 PM (dFi94)

136 Trump is building the wall so that the immigrants can't escape!!11!!

Posted by: CNN at March 03, 2017 03:01 PM (P/aDH)

137 127 This latest Republican is doing things that Hitler would do. What happened to reasonable Republicans like Donald Trump.
Posted by: Washington Post in 2030 at March 03, 2017 03:00 PM (OD2ni)

=====================

"Why is Ted Cruz such a Hitler? Why couldn't have Republicans nominated nice centrist Donald Trump?"
-Washington Post, alternate universe

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 03, 2017 03:01 PM (LmWWz)

138 As it turns out, that tree wasn't the one I was talking about. There is another tree that hides not only Hitler, but a few of his friends.

Let's check that tree, shall we?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 03:01 PM (6gk0M)

139 Hitler wouldn't have let Mr Murray carry either like he should have been doing.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 03, 2017 03:01 PM (fcqmr)

140 Monday: Hitler
Tuesday: Hitler
Wednesday: Hitler
Thursday: Modern Marvel's
Friday: Hitler
Saturday: Hitler
Sunday: Hitler

Posted by: The History Channel Circa 1999 at March 03, 2017 03:02 PM (FqgrG)

141 Trumps new yacht will be named You-Boat

Posted by: Under Fire at March 03, 2017 03:02 PM (LbnLf)

142 Hitler had an unhealthy fixation on Jewish plots. Mr Netanyahu cannot sneeze without the left going crazy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2017 03:02 PM (R7+kO)

143 @87 The SPLC is a fucking hate group as far as I'm concerned.
------------------

They already inspired at least one hate crime.

Posted by: junior at March 03, 2017 03:02 PM (nsZ+m)

144 Going through the laughingstocks tweets makes me think they all need to be committed to a rubber room so they don't hurt themselves.

Posted by: Bosk at March 03, 2017 03:02 PM (n2K+4)

145 100
You know who else has a list?



https://tinyurl.com/z943jld

Posted by: Kitler at March 03, 2017 02:57 PM (mtGE/)

Nevertrump?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner, unrepentent right-wing, tea party terrorist at March 03, 2017 03:02 PM (GX63o)

146 Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 03, 2017 02:59 PM (RD7QR)


You stole my thoughts! You'll be hearing from my attorneys, Dewey Cheatem and Howe!

Posted by: Doktor Pepperbergstein at March 03, 2017 03:02 PM (JO9+V)

147 I also had a pact with Chairman Meow!

https://tinyurl.com/hqyqwhw

Posted by: Kitler at March 03, 2017 03:02 PM (mtGE/)

148 The Left is getting more unhinged rather than less as time passes.

Posted by: steevy at March 03, 2017 03:02 PM (r/0kC)

149 Trump has a Golden Scalp Weasel.

Hitler did not have a Golden Scalp Weasel.

Trump has out-Hitlered Hitler.
I feel the darkness closing in on America, relieved only by the lurid glow of the flames reflected off the glistening pelt of the Golden Scalp Weasel.

*shudders*

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase A Plethora of Pungent Pithy Phrases at the Outrage Outlet! at March 03, 2017 03:02 PM (hLRSq)

150 140 Monday: Hitler
Tuesday: Hitler
Wednesday: Hitler
Thursday: Modern Marvel's
Friday: Hitler
Saturday: Hitler
Sunday: Hitler
Posted by: The History Channel Circa 1999 at March 03, 2017 03:02 PM (FqgrG)

I actually miss that channel.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2017 03:02 PM (R7+kO)

151 "Hitler liked art and history, you do not want to be like Hitler, do you?"

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2017 02:53 PM (R7+kO)


I once was a commenter at a classical music blog where everyone went on and on about how Europe was so, so superior because the arts were publicly funded and how anti-intellectual Americans were.

My reply was that the supposedly Philistine Anglo-Saxon countries where the arts receive little public support had much more stable polities than in Europe and fewer lunatic political ideas as well.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at March 03, 2017 03:03 PM (8G1yW)

152 @96
"It will only end when we use the force of government to steal from groups of people to give to other groups of people and to kill a bunch of white people. Then fascism will be over."
-BLM
-------------------

"And burn down the Minnesota State Capitol building."
- Also BLM

Posted by: junior at March 03, 2017 03:03 PM (nsZ+m)

153 That Bezos Blog piece is an actual staff writer's work, too, not some outside idiot.

Insanity, or just inanity? You make the call.

Posted by: JEM at March 03, 2017 03:03 PM (TppKb)

154 I thought Scott Walker was Hitler? I'm so confused.

Posted by: Pete Seria at March 03, 2017 03:03 PM (lJW6d)

155 JUDEA DECLARES WAR ON TRUMP ORGANIZATION

Posted by: 1930s Headlines at March 03, 2017 03:03 PM (ismre)

156 Fake news gonna fake.

WaPo is faker than most fake news. Is it "faker news?"

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 03, 2017 03:03 PM (3mdME)

157 Need we remember everyone that Hitler devoted an ENTIRE CHAPTER in Mein Kampf demanding that Jews be denied cheap Mexican maids and gardeners?

The border is an anti-Semite!

Posted by: The Washington Post at March 03, 2017 03:03 PM (3OAG2)

158 I'm headed home at 4:00 Nazi Standard Time.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at March 03, 2017 03:03 PM (8G1yW)

159 Posted by: The History Channel Circa 1999 at March 03, 2017 03:02 PM (FqgrG)

Yeah, I actually miss the old History Channel.

I used to leave it on in the background and fall asleep to Japanese bombings and wake up to D-Day.

WWII 24/7. All in black and white. Just narrated black and white footage.

Somehow calming.

Now they're all about (googles history channels lineup) swamp people, whatever the fuck that is.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 03, 2017 03:04 PM (wmaTe)

160 According to a new book, Hitler was routinely injected with a mixture of cocaine, meth and opiates so that he could feel like a superman:

http://tinyurl.com/zuggpjr

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2017 03:04 PM (fDdVG)

161 Trump is building the wall so that the immigrants can't escape!!11!!
Posted by: CNN

I'm not stuck in here with you, you're stuck in here with me!

Posted by: President Trump at March 03, 2017 03:04 PM (FqgrG)

162 152 "And burn down the Minnesota State Capitol building."
- Also BLM
Posted by: junior at March 03, 2017 03:03 PM (nsZ+m)

======================

"And then the genocide?"
-BLM wannabe loser on Twitter

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 03, 2017 03:04 PM (LmWWz)

163 I once was a commenter at a classical music blog where everyone went on and on about how Europe was so, so superior because the arts were publicly funded and how anti-intellectual Americans were.

My reply was that the supposedly Philistine Anglo-Saxon countries where the arts receive little public support had much more stable polities than in Europe and fewer lunatic political ideas as well.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at March 03, 2017 03:03 PM (8G1yW)

I much prefer a return of the patronage system (with the patron not being the government) for the arts.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2017 03:04 PM (R7+kO)

164 Imagine if the WaPo wrote limericks:


There once was a man named Hitler
Who did lots of bad stuff, like Hitler
His friends called him Hitler
And he dressed like Hitler
Sumpin, er, ah, sumpin, sumpin Hitler!



(at least it rhymes)

Posted by: Muldoon at March 03, 2017 03:04 PM (wPiJc)

165 Did I say "tree"? I meant "rock", because there are at least three rocks that we should be looking under...

*Did You See That THING?!?*

It was RIGHT over there, behind that tree I was talking about. Not that one, you fool. The other one that I spoke of earlier.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 03:04 PM (6gk0M)

166 I was suddenly a racist for 8 years, now I'm a Nazi. If Squaw Warren wins in 2020 will I be a cowboy?

Posted by: wth at March 03, 2017 03:04 PM (HgMAr)

167 WhyDevolutionIsTrue

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 03, 2017 03:05 PM (IqV8l)

168 Trump has jewish relatives. You know who else had jewish relatives?

Hitler.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 03, 2017 03:05 PM (KUaJL)

169 I thought Scott Walker was Hitler? I'm so confused.

Posted by: Pete Seria at March 03, 2017 03:03 PM (lJW6d)
===========================

That was just a dress rehearsal. This is the big show.

Same tactics though. There is nothing new under the sun.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 03, 2017 03:05 PM (dFi94)

170 115 I've heard more about Hitler and Nazi's in the last 30 days then I've heard in my entire life.
Posted by: Under Fire at March 03, 2017 02:59 PM (LbnLf)
===

True. I heard it less when the History Channel was 24/7 Hitler programming.

Posted by: Independent George at March 03, 2017 03:05 PM (BDZWU)

171 Trump: Grabs pussy.
Hitler: Asexual.

Posted by: General Zod at March 03, 2017 03:05 PM (Bdeb0)

172 Hitler was for planned parenthood before there was planned parenthood.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 03, 2017 03:05 PM (fcqmr)

173 Wait... I was using the wrong map.

Follow me if you want to find Hitler, for real.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 03:05 PM (6gk0M)

174 According to a new book, Hitler was routinely injected with a mixture of cocaine, meth and opiates so that he could feel like a superman

Him and John F. Kennedy.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at March 03, 2017 03:05 PM (8G1yW)

175 "A journalist who was known to make up stories got caught creating evidence for a fake crime/fake news story.

Him being a journalist is an integral part of the story."


I know, Lizzy. I just found it funny that a self-proclaimed conservative like Rothman's first instinct was not to slam the left/media for trying to unfairly smear Trump, but that conservatives were bad for pointing out the irony that he was was one of their own. The dead end Never Trumpers are truly a sick bunch.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 03, 2017 03:06 PM (OD2ni)

176 Every time I read something from the Washington Post, I feel like I want to order less stuff from Amazon.

Posted by: Billy Hollis at March 03, 2017 03:06 PM (MopNP)

177 Bette Mittler died?

Posted by: Muldoon at March 03, 2017 03:06 PM (wPiJc)

178 There once was a man named Hitler
Who did lots of bad stuff, like Hitler
His friends called him Hitler
And he dressed like Hitler
Sumpin, er, ah, sumpin, sumpin Hitler!



(at least it rhymes)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 03, 2017 03:04 PM (wPiJc)

You should apply for a NEA grant.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2017 03:06 PM (R7+kO)

179 166 I was suddenly a racist for 8 years, now I'm a Nazi. If Squaw Warren wins in 2020 will I be a cowboy?
Posted by: wth at March 03, 2017 03:04 PM (HgMAr)

====================

Considering how bad Democrats have suddenly become at self-branding, yes. They will label their everyday opponents as cowboys, the symbol of American independence and an ideal for generations that even foreigners understand implicitly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 03, 2017 03:06 PM (LmWWz)

180 >>>>>I never thought I'd see the day where the fucking National Enquirer had more credibility than the WAPO. But it's, by God, here.
.
.
.
.Neither did I.......

Posted by: John Edwards at March 03, 2017 03:06 PM (le7jz)

181 160 According to a new book, Hitler was routinely injected with a mixture of cocaine, meth and opiates so that he could feel like a superman:

http://tinyurl.com/zuggpjr
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2017 03:04 PM (fDdVG)

Yes, based on his personal physicians notes. Frankly, it sounds like an awesome way to start your day!

Probably does not lend itself to longevity though.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 03, 2017 03:06 PM (wmaTe)

182 Will the dancing Hitlers please wait in the wings? We are only seeing singing Hitlers.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 03, 2017 03:06 PM (IqV8l)

183 ZOMFGWTFBBQ

You know who rides in convertibles.

http://tinyurl.com/z63a3js

and both his predecessors

http://tinyurl.com/jgt28yc

Posted by: DaveA at March 03, 2017 03:06 PM (8J/Te)

184 Posted by: Muldoon at March 03, 2017 03:04 PM (wPiJc)

Come get your prize!

Posted by: Nobel poetry judges at March 03, 2017 03:07 PM (mtGE/)

185 Trump the Russian Nazi or something... Well Nazis were socialists at their core so it could work???

Posted by: USNtakim at March 03, 2017 03:07 PM (hMqvx)

186 >.Hitler was for planned parenthood before there was planned parenthood.

Thought I read Hitler was an admirer of Margaret Sanger, so PP may have technically come before his Action T4 program.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 03, 2017 03:07 PM (NOIQH)

187 Wow. They have fully descended into self-parody.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 03, 2017 03:07 PM (0mRoj)

188 @120 I never thought I'd see the day where the fucking National Enquirer had more credibility than the WAPO. But it's, by God, here.
--------------------

You missed the John Edwards adultery story back in 2008?

Posted by: junior at March 03, 2017 03:07 PM (nsZ+m)

189 33 Hitler hated smokers.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 03, 2017 02:48 PM (YEelc)


So you're saying that Hitler was literally a Smoking Nazi.

Posted by: rickl at March 03, 2017 03:07 PM (zoehZ)

190 If Squaw Warren wins in 2020 will I be a cowboy?


*****


A space cowboy.



(or maybe a gangster of love)

Posted by: Maurice at March 03, 2017 03:07 PM (wPiJc)

191 Yes, based on his personal physicians notes. Frankly, it sounds like an awesome way to start your day!

Probably does not lend itself to longevity though.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 03, 2017 03:06 PM (wmaTe)

Well, he did exhibit some instability, yes. Mood swings- of a sort.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2017 03:07 PM (R7+kO)

192 Demos are probably thinking they will be listed.
Oregon Judge helps previously deported illegal escape ICE agents.

Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2017 03:08 PM (HDU3V)

193 Trump has a Golden Scalp Weasel.

Hitler did not have a Golden Scalp Weasel.

Trump has out-Hitlered Hitler.
...........

Yeah, that little nose merkin was not even close.

Posted by: wth at March 03, 2017 03:08 PM (HgMAr)

194 Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 03, 2017 02:59 PM (RD7QR)


You stole my thoughts! You'll be hearing from my attorneys, Dewey Cheatem and Howe!
Posted by: Doktor Pepperbergstein



Mr. Joncelli, it would be an honor to represent you against these baseless allegations!
Posted by: Ben Dovermoor, Esq.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2017 03:08 PM (x/Nq/)

195 /pompatus sock off

Posted by: Muldoon at March 03, 2017 03:08 PM (wPiJc)

196 Hitler: Triumph of the Will
Trump: Triumph of the Wall

Posted by: General Zod at March 03, 2017 03:08 PM (Bdeb0)

197
Him and John F. Kennedy.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at March 03, 2017 03:05 PM (8G1yW)

Kennedy was mostly soaking in booze and amphetamine pills. (kind of similar to adderall, but hand mixed by a Dr. Feelgood type.)

But most booze.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 03, 2017 03:08 PM (wmaTe)

198 "Imagine if the WaPo wrote limericks:

There once was a man named Hitler
Who did lots of bad stuff, like Hitler
His friends called him Hitler
And he dressed like Hitler
Sumpin, er, ah, sumpin, sumpin Hitler!
"

(at least it rhymes)
-Posted by: Muldoon at March 03, 2017 03:04 PM (wPiJc)

*Throws all of the monies at Muldoon*

I can't even...

*walks away*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 03:08 PM (6gk0M)

199 Eric Trumps new dog is named Messerschmitt.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 03, 2017 03:08 PM (LbnLf)

200 You guys ever watch the movie, 'Look Who's Back'?

Posted by: Johnny at March 03, 2017 03:08 PM (3GmAF)

201 Posted by: Lizzy at March 03, 2017 03:07 PM (NOIQH)

You are absolutely correct. I had a SJW history moment.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 03, 2017 03:09 PM (fcqmr)

202 146 Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 03, 2017 02:59 PM (RD7QR)


You stole my thoughts! You'll be hearing from my attorneys, Dewey Cheatem and Howe!
Posted by: Doktor Pepperbergstein at March 03, 2017 03:02 PM (JO9+V)

BWAHAHAHA! I have the keys to the time machine that ace totally doesn't have! Next, I go back in time and force myself to buy Apple and major in finance!

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 03, 2017 03:09 PM (RD7QR)

203 "Why is Ted Cruz such a Hitler? Why couldn't have Republicans nominated nice centrist Donald Trump?"
-Washington Post, alternate universe


Actual MSM take during the primaries: "Trump's not as scary as Cruz and Rubio."

Posted by: gewa76 at March 03, 2017 03:09 PM (B6OKy)

204 174 According to a new book, Hitler was routinely injected with a mixture of cocaine, meth and opiates so that he could feel like a superman

Him and John F. Kennedy.
________________

Jackie also took those speedball injections from Dr. Feelgood when she and JFK lived in the White House. It's how she was able to stay up for days after JFK's death, writing thank-you notes and planning his funeral. She was all hopped up on speed.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 03, 2017 03:09 PM (riF5p)

205 Can we use Godzilla's Law to impeach Trump?

Posted by: Maxine Waters at March 03, 2017 03:09 PM (Hvlu9)

206 >>>>>I never thought I'd see the day where the fucking National Enquirer had more credibility than the WAPO. But it's, by God, here.
.
.
.
.Neither did I.......
Posted by: John Edwards




**shifty eyes**
Posted by: Bat Boy

Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2017 03:09 PM (x/Nq/)

207 199 Eric Trumps new dog is named Messerschmitt.
Posted by: Under Fire at March 03, 2017 03:08 PM (LbnLf)

Actually, Stukha would be a good name for a dog.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2017 03:09 PM (R7+kO)

208 Well, he did exhibit some instability, yes. Mood swings- of a sort.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2017 03:07 PM (R7+kO)

They probably need some more clinical trials before they can definitively state whether or not speedballing leads to any kind of side effects.

Unfortunately Janice Joplin, John Belushi, Chris Farley, etc. etc. etc. are unavailable for comment.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 03, 2017 03:09 PM (wmaTe)

209
If Bette Mittler and Kathy Bates had a daughter...

it'd be Joy Behar.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at March 03, 2017 03:09 PM (anu2o)

210 @200 You guys ever watch the movie, 'Look Who's Back'?
--------------------

Heard of it, but haven't seen it.

There's a video where he learns the e-mail address for Downfall Hitler and sends him an e-mail (with predictable results, of course ).

Posted by: junior at March 03, 2017 03:10 PM (nsZ+m)

211 Good Wall Hunting

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 03, 2017 03:10 PM (IqV8l)

212 >>I know, Lizzy. I just found it funny that a self-proclaimed
conservative like Rothman's first instinct was not to slam the
left/media for trying to unfairly smear Trump, but that conservatives
were bad for pointing out the irony that he was was one of their own.


Heh. Kinda goes back to the Mike Wallace admission that he is first a journalist, second an American, third...who cares....

Posted by: Lizzy at March 03, 2017 03:10 PM (NOIQH)

213 "I actually miss that channel.
Posted by: Aetius451AD"


Not 24/7, but AHC (channel 287 on DriecTV) runs a lot of Hitler programs. They even show the World at War mini-marathons on Tuesday nights

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 03, 2017 03:10 PM (OD2ni)

214 We are only seeing singing Hitlers.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 03, 2017 03:06 PM (IqV8l)


Heil myself
Watch my show
I'm the German Ethel Merman
Dontcha know
We are crossing borders
The new world order is here
Make a great big smile
Ev'ryone sieg heil to me
Wonderful me!

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at March 03, 2017 03:10 PM (8G1yW)

215 Yeah, because it would be such a terrible thing if crimes by illegals were listed such as the one I noted in the previous post about some illegal from Guatemala raping a three year old girl!!/sarc.

The journalistas ought to move to Sweden. They'd be quite happy there.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2017 03:10 PM (fDdVG)

216 Wow. They have fully descended into self-parody.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 03, 2017 03:07 PM (0mRoj)


The Onion has nothing on this.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase A Plethora of Pungent Pithy Phrases at the Outrage Outlet! at March 03, 2017 03:10 PM (hLRSq)

217 Old Godwin: The probability of Hitler being mentioned approaches unity as the length of conversation increases.

New, hot Godwin: Hitler must be mentioned in every conversation, particularly any involving Donald Trump and his supporters.

Posted by: West at March 03, 2017 03:11 PM (1Rgee)

218 Pretty sure that a reporter or editor would not be publishing anything negative about Hitler in Berlin in the late 30s. That is, if he wanted to remain unkilled.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 03, 2017 03:11 PM (kTF2Z)

219 and it's a German Sheperd!

Posted by: Under Fire at March 03, 2017 03:11 PM (LbnLf)

220 Hitler also had a Jewish son-in-law.

Posted by: Don Lemon at March 03, 2017 03:11 PM (B6OKy)

221 If Bette Mittler and Kathy Bates had a daughter...

it'd be Joy Behar.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at March 03, 2017 03:09 PM (anu2o)

No. I won't do it. You can't make me.

Posted by: Turkey Baster at March 03, 2017 03:11 PM (mtGE/)

222 89 Can't say I would shed a tear if MFM were to experience a certain solution.
Posted by: Fuck the WaPo at March 03, 2017 02:56 PM (usCMa)



Financially, aren't they experiencing a certain dissolution?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 03, 2017 03:11 PM (ujg0T)

223
Heh. Kinda goes back to the Mike Wallace admission that he is first a journalist, second an American, third...who cares....
Posted by: Lizzy


Third, Chris Wallace's daddy.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 03, 2017 03:11 PM (IqV8l)

224 Actually, Stukha would be a good name for a dog.
Posted by: Aetius451AD





Stuka would be a good nickname for a girlfriend.
If she was a screamer.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2017 03:12 PM (x/Nq/)

225
*walks away*

Posted by: Slapweasel,


*****


Come back, Shane!!!

Posted by: Muldoon at March 03, 2017 03:12 PM (wPiJc)

226 I keep searching for something about Obama and speeches, but Hitler actually was a good public speaker- who did not use a teleprompter.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2017 03:12 PM (R7+kO)

227 I knew it. You sons-of-bitches are just funnier than I am.

*bows*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 03:12 PM (6gk0M)

228 TRUMP ON DRESDEN FIREBOMBING: SAD!

Posted by: WW2 Headlines at March 03, 2017 03:12 PM (ismre)

229 'Outside Agitators'

If they're wearing masks, how do they know?

Some of the 'Outside Agitators' who wore masks in Berkeley were Berkeley employees. Some outsiders.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 03, 2017 03:13 PM (oVJmc)

230 It is with deep regret that we are forced to conclude that the border is an anti-Semite.

Posted by: The Washington Post at March 03, 2017 02:55 PM (3OAG2)
---------

That has been my conclusion for quite some time now.

By 'normalizing' the border, we are 'normalizing' anti-Semitism.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at March 03, 2017 03:13 PM (3OAG2)

231 Didn't Nostradamus Muldoon have a quatrain that said Tump would follow in Histers footsteps?

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 03, 2017 03:13 PM (fcqmr)

232 Stuka would be a good nickname for a girlfriend.
If she was a screamer.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2017 03:12 PM (x/Nq/)

And she stayed on top...

Stay away from the V-1 girlfriends though.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2017 03:13 PM (R7+kO)

233 Wasn't Look Who's Back the Twilight Zone episode where Hitler comes back and advises a neo Nazi?(played by a young Dennis Hopper)

Posted by: steevy at March 03, 2017 03:13 PM (r/0kC)

234 154 I thought Scott Walker was Hitler? I'm so confused.
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 03, 2017 03:03 PM (lJW6d)


In the future, everyone will be Hitler for 15 minutes.

Some longer.... though.

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at March 03, 2017 03:13 PM (qoAfa)

235 Today's Menu at the National Laughingstock's Employee Cafeteria:

Egg and bacon


Egg, sausage and bacon


Egg and Hitler


Egg, bacon and Hitler


Egg, bacon, sausage and Hitler


Hitler, bacon, sausage and Hitler


Hitler, egg, Hitler, Hitler, bacon and Hitler


Hitler, Hitler, Hitler, Hitler, egg and Hitler


Hitler, Hitler, Hitler, Hitler, Hitler, Hitler, baked beans, Hitler, Hitler, Hitler and Hitler


Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and a fried egg on top, and Hitler.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2017 03:14 PM (JO9+V)

236 John Jacob Jingle-hitler Schmidt
His name is my name too
Whenever we go out
The people always shout
John Jacob Jingle-Hitler Schmidt
Da da da da da da da...

Posted by: Muldoon at March 03, 2017 03:14 PM (wPiJc)

237 Oh the NYT has a sadz because Trump is going to cut the IRS budget even more......

Maybe they should actually sort of start thinking ahead and not use money to attack political opponents.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 03, 2017 03:14 PM (le7jz)

238 re 179: Didn't Hillary start her Sec of State days by saying that we were going to replace Bush's Cowboy Diplomacy with Smart Diplomacy? Wish I could find the exact quote...

Posted by: mallfly of the Jungle at March 03, 2017 03:14 PM (b7fwp)

239 Wasn't Look Who's Back the Twilight Zone episode where Hitler comes back and advises a neo Nazi?(played by a young Dennis Hopper)

That was 'He's Alive.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 03, 2017 03:14 PM (oVJmc)

240 @232 Stay away from the V-1 girlfriends though.
------------------

They can give you a pretty good buzz, though.

Posted by: junior at March 03, 2017 03:14 PM (nsZ+m)

241 Before they shaved off his mustache, Barron was the spitting image of a young Hitler.

Just sayin' ...

Posted by: ShainS at March 03, 2017 03:15 PM (Hvlu9)

242 Open challenge: Can you make you're argument without using an equivalency and still demonstrate why such and such or so and so is horrible?

No? Then I'm ignoring your argument.

The internet has proven over and over again that anyone can be said to be "like Hitler". Sometimes, the comparison is even accurate in a limited context. (Hitler had a mustache. Billy D Williams has a mustache! Billy D Williams is like Hilter!) A comparison, even a valid one, does not make anyone a genocidal dictator.

*this post does not endorse the idea that Billy D. Williams is not a genocial dictator.

Posted by: Damiano at March 03, 2017 03:15 PM (71OEY)

243

Every time I read something from the Washington Post, I feel like I want to order less stuff from Amazon.

Posted by: Billy Hollis

Know the feeling. Maybe it's time to fire a warning shot over Bezos' head. Figure out a way in shipping instructions or gift message on every Amazon order include, BOYCOTT AMAZON!

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 03, 2017 03:15 PM (ZFUt7)

244 In the future, everybody will be Hitler for 15 minutes.

Posted by: Andy Warhol at March 03, 2017 03:15 PM (oVJmc)

245 My Dad liked Hitler. Hitler invented the VW Bug. If I had driven a VW @ Chappaquidik i woulda been POTUS.

Posted by: Ted Kennedy at March 03, 2017 03:15 PM (bc2Lc)

246 @233 Wasn't Look Who's Back the Twilight Zone episode where Hitler comes back and advises a neo Nazi?(played by a young Dennis Hopper)
-------------------

Look Who's Back is a German film from a few years ago. I was already aware of it, and a friend recommended it a few weeks ago. I still haven't seen it, though.

Posted by: junior at March 03, 2017 03:15 PM (nsZ+m)

247 I saw Hitler. I was friends with Hitler. You, sir, are no Hitler.

Posted by: Lloyd Bentsen at March 03, 2017 03:16 PM (6gk0M)

248 239 Ah,right.

Posted by: steevy at March 03, 2017 03:16 PM (r/0kC)

249 I'm amazed Jeff Bezos is allowing the WaPo to go down this path.

A few regulatory changes from Trump could really put the hurt on him.

How about starting with no more National Security contracts for Amazon? How about the DOJ look at monopoly charges.

Time to take the gloves off on these left-wing oligarchs that are agitating for violence and revolution.

Posted by: Maritime at March 03, 2017 03:16 PM (/yPpC)

250 10 Things I like about white guys


http://tinyurl.com/jlcd994


Spread it far and wide to surely generate some tears.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 03, 2017 03:16 PM (2x9LM)

251 FLOTUS reads Dr. Seuss to children in hospital:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRgOrJoDSr0

Posted by: kallisto - at March 03, 2017 03:16 PM (nNdYv)

252 I just socked a V.P. candidate from the early nineties!

...okay, I give-up.

*hands trophy to everyone else*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 03:17 PM (6gk0M)

253 Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?


Yup! You got it.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 03, 2017 03:17 PM (wPiJc)

254 I wish I listened to Hitler - I would be president today!

Posted by: Ted Kennedy at March 03, 2017 03:17 PM (mtGE/)

255 Trump gets dressed in the morning after waking up. You know else got dressed in the morning after waking up? That's right: Hitler.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 03, 2017 03:18 PM (0mRoj)

256 Hitler dies in 1945. Trump is born in 1946.

Coincidence? I think not!

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at March 03, 2017 03:18 PM (8G1yW)

257 @254 I wish I listened to Hitler - I would be president today!
------------------

No, I'm pretty sure you'd still be dead...

Posted by: junior at March 03, 2017 03:18 PM (nsZ+m)

258 THE BORDER IS GOING TO SEND US TO THE CAMPS!!

Posted by: Sally Kohn at March 03, 2017 03:18 PM (3OAG2)

259 Hitler also read his enemies' mail. Only weeks ago, the great golfing messiah expanded the powers of the NSA to peek into the email accounts of Americans.

Posted by: Wendy at March 03, 2017 03:18 PM (bpemY)

260 I mentioned this in the last thread, but if you haven't already you should watch how PewDiePie (the biggest name on YouTube) responded to Wall Street Journal's hit piece saying he was a Nazi and an anti-semite. He actually hits a lot of themes that Trump routinely mentions about the media. Sargon of Akkad did a whole video about it. Actually I'm surprised that story wasn't mentioned here since PewDiePie has a lot of influence over the post millennial generation.

Posted by: Independent George at March 03, 2017 03:18 PM (BDZWU)

261 Trump used to drive a Mercedes!

Posted by: Under Fire at March 03, 2017 03:19 PM (LbnLf)

262 Help me Hitler
help, help me Hitler
Help me Hitler
help, help me Hitler
Help me Hitler yeah
Get her out of my heart

Posted by: The Beach Nazis at March 03, 2017 03:19 PM (HgMAr)

263 Before they shaved off his mustache, Barron was the spitting image of a young Hitler.


*****

True story: They chose him from among two dozen other similar-looking boys at an orphanage in Brazil.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 03, 2017 03:19 PM (wPiJc)

264 So... I was shaving this morning and I told myself... "No - today is not the day that you do that."

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 03:19 PM (6gk0M)

265 TRUMP ON VERSAILLES TREATY: A REALLY BAD DEAL, FOLKS

Posted by: 1930s Headlines at March 03, 2017 03:19 PM (ismre)

266 You know else got dressed in the morning after waking up? That's right: Hitler.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 03, 2017 03:18 PM (0mRoj)


Thought he woke up in the afternoon.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at March 03, 2017 03:20 PM (8G1yW)

267 Hitler dies in 1945. Trump is born in 1946.
_______________

OH MY GOD!

Posted by: Juan-otherkin who are a Puffer Fish at March 03, 2017 03:20 PM (FqgrG)

268 Trump's first name has two syllables. You know who else's first name had two syllables? Hitler.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 03, 2017 03:20 PM (0mRoj)

269 Being Like Hitler Is Actually a Good Thing --And Here's Why!

Posted by: Vox! at March 03, 2017 03:20 PM (QtQaN)

270 re 196

Hitler: Triumph of the Will
Trump: Triumph of the Wall

Dunham: Triumph of the Whale

and remember, you can't spell Triumph without Trump. OK, maybe you can if you have a city public school education

Posted by: mallfly of the Jungle at March 03, 2017 03:20 PM (b7fwp)

271 Hitler dies in 1945. Trump is born in 1946.

Coincidence? I think not!

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at March 03, 2017 03:18 PM (8G1yW)
........

sssssshh

Posted by: Elvis at March 03, 2017 03:20 PM (HgMAr)

272 251 FLOTUS reads Dr. Seuss to children in hospital:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRgOrJoDSr0
Posted by: kallisto - at March 03, 2017 03:16 PM (nNdYv)

You know who could read?

Posted by: Eva Braun at March 03, 2017 03:20 PM (mtGE/)

273
Hitler had only one testicle and was only married to Eva Braun for less than 40 hours.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 03, 2017 03:21 PM (ZFUt7)

274
Is "otherkin" kinda like a munchkin??

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at March 03, 2017 03:21 PM (anu2o)

275 Hitler dies in 1945. Trump is born in 1946.
_______________

OH MY GOD!



::ermergerd::

Posted by: eleven at March 03, 2017 03:21 PM (qUNWi)

276 I saw Hitler open for the___________in 1944.

Posted by: Pete Seria at March 03, 2017 03:21 PM (lJW6d)

277 Man, some people are really tryin' ta make an effin' maniac outta me.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 03, 2017 03:21 PM (wB8Tg)

278 These three strange things can make you Hitler!

*circle and arrow that mean nothing*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 03:21 PM (6gk0M)

279 Didn't Andy Warhol predict everybody would be Hitler for 15 minutes?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 03, 2017 03:21 PM (hJrjt)

280 Thought he woke up in the afternoon.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at March 03, 2017 03:20 PM (8G1yW)

That's TFG

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 03, 2017 03:21 PM (2x9LM)

281 "I'm amazed Jeff Bezos is allowing the WaPo to go down this path."


Hello, you're a Nazi!

Posted by: Alexa at March 03, 2017 03:21 PM (OD2ni)

282
"Pol Pot? Eh, he meant well. "

Recently, I saw the movie "Capt. Fantastic" at a friend's place. It's about a far left survivalist dad who is raising his 6 kids in the wilds of the Pacific Northwest and home schooling them. I had issues with the film, which included a scene where the dad sees a poster with a pile of skulls, like a metal head poster, hanging in his daughter's treehouse and says "Jesus, what's that?"

His daughter says, "Pol Pot."

It's supposed to be funny. Another kid is a Maoist.

Imagine if the film was about a right wing survivalist dad and the daughter had the same poster up and said,

"Adolf Eichman."

It wouldn't be funny. But somehow "Pol Pot" is?

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at March 03, 2017 03:21 PM (ZM2xo)

283 Trump derangement syndrome must be a progressively advancing mental disorder that slowly steals a persons intellect. Like Alzheimers only worse.

Posted by: USNtakim at March 03, 2017 03:22 PM (hMqvx)

284 Much like Juan Thompson, Trump is also just a "copycat" except in his case he is copying HITLER!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at March 03, 2017 03:22 PM (TixTl)

285 263 Before they shaved off his mustache, Barron was the spitting image of a young Hitler.


*****

True story: They chose him from among two dozen other similar-looking boys at an orphanage in Brazil.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 03, 2017 03:19 PM (wPiJc)
===

You're both wrong. Barron is literally a clone of Hitler aka Donald Trump!

Posted by: Independent George at March 03, 2017 03:22 PM (BDZWU)

286 Mr. Hitler, come here, I want you.

Posted by: A.G. Bell at March 03, 2017 03:22 PM (bc2Lc)

287 Melania used to dress Barron in lederhosen as a young child.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 03, 2017 03:22 PM (LbnLf)

288 Find Out if Someone is Literally Hitler Using This One Weird Trick

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 03, 2017 03:22 PM (0mRoj)

289 266 You know else got dressed in the morning after waking up? That's right: Hitler.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 03, 2017 03:18 PM (0mRoj)

Thought he woke up in the afternoon.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at March 03, 2017 03:20 PM (8G1yW)

No that's Ace.... Mein Gott!!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2017 03:22 PM (R7+kO)

290 Look Muldoon only one incomplete lyric limerick per post, We've got standards here, at least during daylight.

Posted by: DaveA at March 03, 2017 03:22 PM (8J/Te)

291 Trump's been married to three women.

Hitler blew his brains out five minutes after marrying a woman.

Somehow Lincoln was gay.

Posted by: Lord Sir x at March 03, 2017 03:22 PM (nFwvY)

292 Hitler died in 1945. Trump born in 1946

OMG, Trump is a reincarnation of Hitler!!

Posted by: WAPO reporter at March 03, 2017 03:23 PM (fDdVG)

293 Messerschmitt.
Posted by: Under Fire at March 03, 2017 03:08 PM (LbnLf)

Actually, Stukha would be a good name for a dog.

I actually had a dog named Focke-Wulf. 6lb Yorkie. He needed some encouragement as a pup.

Posted by: Beartooth at March 03, 2017 03:23 PM (wkHUH)

294 President Trump is called Hitler by the press. You know who else was called Hitler by the press? That's right: Adolf Hitler was.

What more proof do you need?

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 03, 2017 03:23 PM (j1Wvr)

295 163 I once was a commenter at a classical music blog where everyone went on and on about how Europe was so, so superior because the arts were publicly funded and how anti-intellectual Americans were.
.......

I must study politics and war that my sons may have liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. My sons ought to study mathematics and philosophy, geography, natural history, naval architecture, navigation, commerce, and agriculture, in order to give their children a right to study painting, poetry, music, architecture, statuary, tapestry, and porcelain.
~ Stuff Adams Said, Vol 1

Unfortunately, Adams was prescient and we now live in a nation of worthless layabouts and have Nancy Pelosi wanting to allocated tax dollars so everyone can be a starving artist.

Posted by: Damiano at March 03, 2017 03:23 PM (71OEY)

296 Hitler persisted.

You know who else persisted?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2017 03:23 PM (/tuJf)

297 FLOTUS reads Dr. Seuss to children in hospital:
Posted by: kallisto - at March 03, 2017 03:16 PM

Yeah with a foreign accent, who wants to here that?

Posted by: Leftists at March 03, 2017 03:23 PM (HDU3V)

298 "271 Hitler dies in 1945. Trump is born in 1946.

Coincidence? I think not!"


I believe Billy Boy Clinton was born in 1946 as well. Now it all makes sense.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 03, 2017 03:23 PM (OD2ni)

299 These people all wish they were Hitler.

*You Won't Believe #3!*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 03:23 PM (6gk0M)

300 re 245: and boy did National Lampoon get in trouble for that.

Posted by: mallfly of the Jungle at March 03, 2017 03:23 PM (b7fwp)

301 I'm not about to go looking but Ivanka posted a picture of her newest child with something innocuous and people not only went after her but went after the baby.

Dude. I loathe small human beings and even I thought that was taking it a wee bit too far.

Posted by: alexthechick - Pentaverate? I have no idea what you mean! at March 03, 2017 03:23 PM (mf5HN)

302 >>>134 has anyone asked Sanders about the apparent fact that they guy arrested for the bomb threat phone calls was a Sanders supporter?

yeah
whatcha got to say about that bern?
focus!

Posted by: concrete girl at March 03, 2017 03:24 PM (4j3+m)

303 You know I don't know why the "media" is comparing Trump to Hitler... Shouldn't they be calling Him Stalin because He's so into Russia?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2017 03:24 PM (O2RFr)

304 SPLC == Sinn Fein in the 1960s. maybe they are not throwing bombs personally but they are always there to tell where a good target might be at.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 03, 2017 03:24 PM (xsMjF)

305 Stay away from the V-1 girlfriends though

If she says she wants to bring a buzz-bomb to bed make sure it's not actually full of kerosene.

Posted by: DaveA at March 03, 2017 03:24 PM (8J/Te)

306 I'm [redacted: "in no way to be compared to"] Hitler. I'm [redacted: "beyone exasperated, and I think those who make the comparison, are"] literally, clinically insane.

Posted by: CBS Breaking News at March 03, 2017 03:24 PM (QtQaN)

307 The media is a lot like my Uncle Leo! Every time something goes wrong it's because of anti-semitism!

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at March 03, 2017 03:25 PM (BDZWU)

308 295 I must study politics and war that my sons may have liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. My sons ought to study mathematics and philosophy, geography, natural history, naval architecture, navigation, commerce, and agriculture, in order to give their children a right to study painting, poetry, music, architecture, statuary, tapestry, and porcelain.
~ Stuff Adams Said, Vol 1

Unfortunately, Adams was prescient and we now live in a nation of worthless layabouts and have Nancy Pelosi wanting to allocated tax dollars so everyone can be a starving artist.
Posted by: Damiano at March 03, 2017 03:23 PM (71OEY)

======================

I don't know if there's an implication that each successive generation would know nothing of the previous generations' focus. I don't read it as one, but him allowing for an increased focus on other things.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 03, 2017 03:25 PM (LmWWz)

309 I'll bet Trump has a bunker somewhere. NYT should get on it.

If that fails they can always start referring to the Situation Room as Trump's Bunker

Posted by: Ripley at March 03, 2017 03:25 PM (1BQGO)

310 Hitler had to contend with Little Marcos and Lyin' Theodore before he rose to the levels of the Chancellorship.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 03:25 PM (6gk0M)

311 100
You know who else has a list?



https://tinyurl.com/z943jld

Posted by: Kitler at March 03, 2017 02:57 PM (mtGE/)

Amanda Carpenter?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner, unrepentent right-wing, tea party terrorist at March 03, 2017 03:25 PM (GX63o)

312 Hitler hates this housewife after she discovers the cure for the final solution!

Posted by: eleven at March 03, 2017 03:25 PM (qUNWi)

313
Washington Post: Hitler breathed air. You know who else breathes air?!?! How many dots do when have to connect for you people?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 03, 2017 03:25 PM (493sH)

314 You know who else offered streaming media & free shipping on orders over $35?


Hitler.

Posted by: josephistan at March 03, 2017 03:26 PM (7HtZB)

315 Dude. I loathe small human beings and even I thought that was taking it a wee bit too far.
Posted by: alexthechick - Pentaverate? I have no idea what you mean! at March 03, 2017 03:23 PM (mf5HN)


Sometimes the jokes write themselves.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 03, 2017 03:26 PM (1ZlS3)

316 The newest Aircraft Carrier?

...you guessed it.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 03:26 PM (6gk0M)

317 Stalin is a media hero... could not compare Trump to their hero.

Posted by: USNtakim at March 03, 2017 03:26 PM (hMqvx)

318 The Russians really hated Hitler...

And the Russians... oh wait... supposedly like Trump...

Never mind...

Posted by: Damn Facts gettin in the way of a good meme! at March 03, 2017 03:26 PM (NgKpN)

319 Hitler had only one testicle
............

Lance Armstrong is Hitler!

Posted by: wth at March 03, 2017 03:26 PM (HgMAr)

320 Stalin is a media hero... could not compare Trump to their hero.
Posted by: USNtakim at March 03, 2017 03:26 PM (hMqvx)

Lenin then...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2017 03:26 PM (O2RFr)

321 Ace brings up a good point here: Who labeled their enemies as "irredeemable" and set the government to attack them? Who identified the ideology of their political opponents as "domestic terrorism" and weaponized the government to attack them? Who has literally murdered enemies of the state before?

Democrats. The Clinton administration had their justice department kill people who defied them. Hillary Clinton described her opponents as people who were impossible to reach and repair. She had legions of rioters and thugs on the streets attacking people and breaking windows to intimidate people into not opposing her.

You want to compare to Hitler? Holy crap people.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 03, 2017 03:26 PM (39g3+)

322 *sends package to ScoggDog*

Posted by: alexthechick - Pentaverate? I have no idea what you mean! at March 03, 2017 03:27 PM (mf5HN)

323 Hitler spelled backwards is Reltih. Know what that means?

Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 03, 2017 03:27 PM (jsWA8)

324 Dude. I loathe small human beings...

Posted by: alexthechick -


******

Does someone need to look in the mirror and repeat her daily affirmations?

Posted by: Muldoon at March 03, 2017 03:27 PM (wPiJc)

325 Heh. Just heard that Sweden has reinstituted the draft.

Hey Achmed, point that rifle down range. I can see this working out perfectly.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2017 03:27 PM (/tuJf)

326 Old and Tired Bernie Sanders: "Open Borders? No, that's a Koch brothers proposal. It would make everybody in America poorer - you're doing away with the concept of a nation state."

New and Hot Bernie Sanders: "Opposing Open Borders is the new anti-Semitism!"

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at March 03, 2017 03:27 PM (3OAG2)

327 We have video of Trump recently eating a brat at an Oktoberfest party. WITH SAURKRAUT!!!

Posted by: CNN at March 03, 2017 03:27 PM (LbnLf)

328 Putin is merely a copycat, just trying to do what President Harry S. Truman did by invading North Korea.

Posted by: Maxine Waters at March 03, 2017 03:27 PM (TixTl)

329 >>> Somehow Lincoln was gay.
......

There's proof!

Some university in IL has Lincoln labeled as a Democrat. And, as we all know from the news, only Democrats are against slavery and for civil rights. No way a Republican could be gay.

So there you go.

Posted by: Damiano at March 03, 2017 03:27 PM (71OEY)

330 "Amanda Carpenter?"


Another one that felt free to let the mask fall and show her true lib self once she got the MSM job.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 03, 2017 03:27 PM (OD2ni)

331 Trump smiles every time he says he has an SS detail.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 03, 2017 03:28 PM (fcqmr)

332 Local radio news says Juan Thompson had girl friend problems. No more. No less.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 03, 2017 03:28 PM (IqV8l)

333 Ever see Trump and Hitler together in the same room? I think NOT!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at March 03, 2017 03:28 PM (bE6x+)

334 Remember Barky saying "This is not who we are as Americans"? Hmmmmmm?
Well, the Democrat's behavior since they lost the election - refusing to
accept the results; demonstrating violently; shutting down people who
oppose them; creating endless smear campaigns; trumping up meaningless,
overblown, phony charges against everyone on Trump's team - THAT is the behavior that is "Not who we are as Americans!"
That
is behavior that a 5th grader would know as being a sore loser and a
bad sport and should be grounds for not being allowed to play the game
anymore unless they knock it the fuck off.

But then again, the Democrats don't have the maturity of 5th graders.

Posted by: LGoPs at March 03, 2017 03:28 PM (t8gnY)

335 After the first dozen essays into silliness, I'm kind of at a loss. It's just all so juvenile - elementary school playground. "Trump is Hitler." Really, that's what they have? Trump = Hitler?

It's so pathetic and they take themselves so seriously. I would be embarrassed to think such an insult would rise to the level of being an insult. And to even use such an insult and not be mortified immediately afterwards.* And yet our betters, the people who believe that evolution and the natural Arc of History decree that they are fit to not only govern others, but to run the minutia of other lives, believe that this is a cogent argument.

Blows my mind.

*If you actually are advocating the masss extermination of a distinc people and getting on about it, then yes, you are Hitler. Though in such a situation you probably think that a compliment.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase A Plethora of Pungent Pithy Phrases at the Outrage Outlet! at March 03, 2017 03:28 PM (hLRSq)

336 It's as though...as though, the Nazis ran the media!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2017 03:28 PM (ZO497)

337 332 Local radio news says Juan Thompson had girl friend problems. No more. No less.

Surprised they mentioned Him at all...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2017 03:28 PM (O2RFr)

338 Wait....

Got one!

Hitler was an Artist...

Trump wrote the 'ART' of the Deal!

Posted by: Damn Facts gettin in the way of a good meme! at March 03, 2017 03:28 PM (NgKpN)

339 >>>100 You know who else has a list?

Hall and Oates.
("Because your kiss is on MY LIST"!11!)
I knew they were sekrit nazis.

Posted by: wooga at March 03, 2017 03:28 PM (3I7wr)

340 *Warms-Up Cerberus in the Bullpen*

...just in case all Hell breaks loose.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 03:29 PM (6gk0M)

341 So, WaPee has article tomorrow proving Trump is an adoptee from Brazil?

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 03, 2017 03:29 PM (FtrY1)

342 You want to compare to Hitler? Holy crap people.

If we learn nothing else from this whole episode it's that anything and everything that the Democrat/Left accuses Trump/us of doing, you know damned well it's exactly what they're up to.

No exceptions

Posted by: Pete Seria at March 03, 2017 03:29 PM (lJW6d)

343 re 323: that's from that movie Der Scheinung, right?

Posted by: mallfly of the Jungle at March 03, 2017 03:29 PM (b7fwp)

344 You shall not press down upon the brow of the press this brown shirt, you shall not crucify Democrats upon a swastika of gold.

Posted by: William Jennings Bryan at March 03, 2017 03:29 PM (8G1yW)

345 Hitler spelled backwards is Reltih. Know what that means?

No, you're going to have to break it all down with numerology

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 03, 2017 03:29 PM (39g3+)

346 Trump has SS protection. You know who else had SS protection? That's right: Hitler.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 03, 2017 03:30 PM (0mRoj)

347 -Posted by: Pete Seria at March 03, 2017 03:29 PM (lJW6d)

Stop acting like Hitler.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 03:30 PM (6gk0M)

348 342 You want to compare to Hitler? Holy crap people.

If we learn nothing else from this whole episode it's that anything and everything that the Democrat/Left accuses Trump/us of doing, you know damned well it's exactly what they're up to.

No exceptions

^^^this this THIS^^^

Posted by: USNtakim at March 03, 2017 03:30 PM (hMqvx)

349 >>Local radio news says Juan Thompson had girl friend problems. No more. No less.

Did they also mention that he recommitted to Islam after a recent trip to Senegal? No?

Shocking.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2017 03:30 PM (/tuJf)

350
You know who else has a list?

Santa Hitler

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 03, 2017 03:30 PM (IqV8l)

351 This is so far beyond ridiculous that I can't help but laugh.

The Washington Post. I don't get it and they don't get it.

Posted by: bluebell at March 03, 2017 03:30 PM (sBOL1)

352 Trump wrote a book. You know who else wrote a book?

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 03, 2017 03:31 PM (0mRoj)

353
Local radio news says Juan Thompson had girl friend problems. No more. No less.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


CBS basically called him something from a Seinfeld episode, a 'bad breaker upper'.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 03, 2017 03:31 PM (ZFUt7)

354 It could also be about Murray's newest, IFAIK, book "Coming Apart" which is about the splitting of America into an elite class and everyone else.

Posted by: geoffb5 at March 03, 2017 03:31 PM (d3wbb)

355 ">>> Somehow Lincoln was gay."


"So was John Wayne. I once went to his house to install 2-way mirrors and he came to the door wearing a dress."

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 03, 2017 03:31 PM (OD2ni)

356 Hitler had a dog named Blondi. Trump likes blondes.




Posted by: Ripley at March 03, 2017 03:31 PM (1BQGO)

357 Hitler spelled backwards is Reltih. Know what that means?



Isn't that where dead Cthulhu lies dreaming?

Posted by: josephistan at March 03, 2017 03:31 PM (7HtZB)

358 Buncha' lil' Eichmanns.

...who want to be Hitler.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 03:31 PM (6gk0M)

359 Does someone need to look in the mirror and repeat her daily affirmations?
Posted by: Muldoon
-------

Look, all kidding aside, that really does work. I do it every morning:
" "You is kind, You is smart, You is important."

Posted by: Lena Dunham at March 03, 2017 03:32 PM (ZO497)

360 I like little Eichmanns, especially the powdered sugar ones.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 03, 2017 03:32 PM (0mRoj)

361 Trump had a father and owns land. You put it together.

Posted by: CNN at March 03, 2017 03:32 PM (LbnLf)

362 As a youth, in Hebrew school, I learned about pogroms. Innocent American youth of the 60s and 70s that I was, growing up in an Upstate NY small town, the whole concept seemed far fetched. I mean, to tell me that some Czar could somehow manipulate the opinions of peasants, so as to get them to go attacking Jews in a way so that the peasants would think they were just acting on their own?

Then I saw Obama, Acorn, the SEIU, Occupy, CAIR, SPLC, OFA, Anti-Fa etc etc etc and I began to understand.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 03, 2017 03:32 PM (QtQaN)

363 You know I don't know why the "media" is comparing Trump to Hitler... Shouldn't they be calling Him Stalin because He's so into Russia?

They like Stalin.

Posted by: gewa76 at March 03, 2017 03:32 PM (B6OKy)

364 308 295 I must study politics and war that my sons may have liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. My sons ought to study mathematics and philosophy, geography, natural history, naval architecture, navigation, commerce, and agriculture, in order to give their children a right to study painting, poetry, music, architecture, statuary, tapestry, and porcelain.
~ Stuff Adams Said, Vol 1


Posted by: Damiano at March 03, 2017 03:23 PM (71OEY

Which is actually a very British view. Upper class Brits have always looked down on people "in trade" and Cambridge did not have quite the social status of Oxford because Cambridge was where the scientists went and Oxford was where the aspiring artists and writers (and politicians) went.

The pattern used to be: make a load of money and marry into some aristocratic family that was low on funds and had a daughter who was willing to "lower" herself in exchange for a fortune, and then raise the kids as aristocrats who didn't worry about all that grubby business stuff.

Or American tycoons would ship a daughter off to England to marry an aristocrat so they would have the prestige of a title (worked out in the case of the Churchills because it gave Winston, but generally speaking, it produced a completely useless class who were admired precisely because they were useless.)

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at March 03, 2017 03:33 PM (ZM2xo)

365 Hitler was a vegetarian. Trump likes burnt steak with ketchup, which is pretty much the same thing.

Posted by: josephistan at March 03, 2017 03:33 PM (7HtZB)

366 "I like little Eichmanns, especially the powdered sugar ones."
-Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 03, 2017 03:32 PM (0mRoj)

Those who get the jump will get 'em when they're warm.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 03:33 PM (6gk0M)

367 322 *sends package to ScoggDog*
Posted by: alexthechick - Pentaverate? I have no idea what you mean! at March 03, 2017 03:27 PM (mf5HN)


Aw ... you shouldn't have ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 03, 2017 03:33 PM (1ZlS3)

368
Washington Post: Hitler ate food. Do you know who else eats food? How obvious does this have to be?!?!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 03, 2017 03:33 PM (493sH)

369 The thing is, is that most leftists couldn't put Hitler in any historical timeframe. They have really no idea what a monster he was. They just know he was bad.

Posted by: Beartooth at March 03, 2017 03:34 PM (wkHUH)

370 337, 332,
" Local radio news says Juan Thompson had girl friend problems. No more. No less.


Surprised they mentioned Him at all..."

Mine only calls him "Missouri man" and says he says his girlfriend did all of it.

Posted by: geoffb5 at March 03, 2017 03:34 PM (d3wbb)

371
Yeah with a foreign accent, who wants to here that?
Posted by: Leftists at March 03, 2017 03:23 PM (HDU3V)


FLOTUS reading There's a Wocket in My Pocket might be interesting

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 03, 2017 03:34 PM (lKyWE)

372 I can see the shooting beginning soon. I really can.

Posted by: Jeffersonian at March 03, 2017 03:34 PM (+ttLq)

373 http://www.thelasttradition.com/2017/03/remove-from-bench-immediately-oregon.html

Holy crap!

SFW Judge helps an Illegal escape ICE by letting him leave using her private entrance...

Aiding and Abetting is a FELONY...

Posted by: Damn Facts gettin in the way of a good meme! at March 03, 2017 03:34 PM (NgKpN)

374 >>The thing is, is that most leftists couldn't put Hitler in any historical timeframe. They have really no idea what a monster he was. They just know he was bad.

Shockingly, they also seem to not understand what NAZI stands for.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2017 03:34 PM (/tuJf)

375 Mein Kampf translates to The Art Of The Deal


Spooky, that.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2017 03:35 PM (JO9+V)

376 Even though Hitler died, he probably liked Trump.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 03:35 PM (6gk0M)

377 >You know who else has a list?

I do. It's a grocery list. And my grandparents came from Germany too.

OMG, I'm Hitler!!11!!!

Posted by: all doubt removed at March 03, 2017 03:35 PM (Z+wR7)

378 I must study politics and war that my sons may have liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. My sons ought to study mathematics and philosophy, geography, natural history, naval architecture, navigation, commerce, and agriculture, in order to give their children a right to study painting, poetry, music, architecture, statuary, tapestry, and porcelain...

******


...so that their children can roam the countryside and forage in a wasteland for a scrap of food when the Dark Ages return.


(Just kidding)





(Sort of)

Posted by: Muldoon at March 03, 2017 03:35 PM (wPiJc)

379 Trump gives speeches. You know who else gave speeches?

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 03, 2017 03:35 PM (0mRoj)

380 Oh and Lee Harvey Oswald is still a communist.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 03, 2017 03:35 PM (QtQaN)

381 I love all the Dems being caught in the lie that they never met with any Russians.....

Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2017 03:35 PM (O2RFr)

382 Beyond Angry Birds!

Posted by: Angry Hitler Birds at March 03, 2017 03:35 PM (bc2Lc)

383 *sends extra special package to Muldoon*

Posted by: alexthechick - Pentaverate? I have no idea what you mean! at March 03, 2017 03:36 PM (mf5HN)

384 @ Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 03, 2017 03:25 PM (LmWWz)

You're absolutely right.

My disgusted side just resents that we have nearly become Europe.

I wish Adam has said, "I must study politics and war that my sons may have liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. My sons ought to study mathematics and philosophy, geography, natural history, naval architecture, navigation, commerce, and agriculture, in order to give their children... the greatest national in the history of the world that has become the engine that drives previously unimaginable wealth and prosperity to its citizens and around the globe." and left it at that.

Or shorter version, "My grandsons are going to be so ludicrously rich that they will pay millions for the crap you imbeciles will call art in a few years, bitches."

Posted by: Damiano at March 03, 2017 03:36 PM (71OEY)

385 "Businessman" roughly translates to "Hitler" in older Germanic tomes.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 03:36 PM (6gk0M)

386 Hitler was a vegetarian. Trump likes burnt steak with ketchup, which is pretty much the same thing.

Posted by: josephistan at March 03, 2017 03:33 PM (7HtZB)


You know who else liked burnt steak?

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2017 03:36 PM (JO9+V)

387 The insane part is they really think Trump is like Hitler because he has rallies.

Posted by: Jack Sock at March 03, 2017 03:36 PM (fcqmr)

388 Dagwood Hitler and Blondi

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 03, 2017 03:36 PM (IqV8l)

389 Mine only calls him "Missouri man" and says he says his girlfriend did all of it.

Let Me guess... She's White...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2017 03:36 PM (O2RFr)

390 Anybody know a good lawyer, Bubba is looking at me funny in the rec room in gen pop.

Posted by: Juan-otherkin who are a Puffer Fish at March 03, 2017 03:37 PM (FqgrG)

391 Trump's "VOICE" proposal. As I recall, it was the one moment during Trump's address that brought a gasp from his congressional audience. I assume it came from the Dems, but who knows, there may have been a few GOPe types who were aghast as well.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 03, 2017 03:37 PM (R+30W)

392 The Outlaw Josey Hitler

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2017 03:37 PM (JO9+V)

393 Looks like it's time to unplug and walk away from the cray cray.

I'll be watching the first five seasons of "Happy Days" if anyone needs me...

Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at March 03, 2017 03:37 PM (TixTl)

394 Did they also mention that he recommitted to Islam after a recent trip to Senegal? No?

Shocking.

Posted by: JackStraw


I have a slightly different interpretation. Islamists don't ask one to 'convert' to Islam. They use the term -- for whatever convoluted reason -- that one 'revert' to Islam.

As if, even Christian, one were once Islamic. So he, in tweet, was mulling over 'reverting' to islam after a recent trip to Senegal.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 03, 2017 03:37 PM (ZFUt7)

395 You know that Orlando Pulse club shooter?
Big Trump fan.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 03, 2017 03:37 PM (QtQaN)

396 The insane part is they really think Trump is like Hitler because he has rallies.

Well, the way to avoid being Hitler is to have largely unpopular rallies, like Hillary.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 03, 2017 03:37 PM (39g3+)

397 So RuSsIaNs !1!!!

was actually

Barack Obama.


Well.

Well, well.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 03, 2017 03:38 PM (KgpWR)

398 Trump has a dog. You know who else had a dog?

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 03, 2017 03:38 PM (0mRoj)

399 I wish Adam has said, "I must study politics and war that my sons may have liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. My sons ought to study mathematics and philosophy, geography, natural history, naval architecture, navigation, commerce, and agriculture, in order to give their children... the greatest national in the history of the world that has become the engine that drives previously unimaginable wealth and prosperity to its citizens and around the globe." and left it at that.

Or shorter version, "My grandsons are going to be so ludicrously rich that they will pay millions for the crap you imbeciles will call art in a few years, bitches."
Posted by: Damiano at March 03, 2017 03:36 PM (71OEY

while its a nice sentiment...

One of his Sons better study War, or they won't REMAIN Free.

Posted by: Don Q. at March 03, 2017 03:38 PM (NgKpN)

400 TRUMP: CHURCHILL LOOKS DISGUSTING, NIPPLES PROTRUDING

Posted by: WW2 Headlines at March 03, 2017 03:38 PM (ismre)

401 In the city on the Potomac
The clueless intern will write articles.
Then the Bozos will go bonkers and
The Golden Hair Weasel will become the Hister;
Stupid analogies, bad grammar abound.

Posted by: jonstradamus at March 03, 2017 03:38 PM (RD7QR)

402 Anybody know a good lawyer, Bubba is looking at me funny in the rec room in gen pop.



You can use my divorce lawyer:

Ben Dovermoor

Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2017 03:39 PM (x/Nq/)

403 398 Trump has a dog. You know who else had a dog?
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 03, 2017 03:38 PM (0mRoj)

Actually... I don't think the Trump's have a dog... they are talking about maybe getting one...

Posted by: Don Q. at March 03, 2017 03:39 PM (NgKpN)

404 The most obvious connection between Hitler and Trump?? Both of them have 2 eyes, 1 nose and a mouth. Which, of course signifies that Trump must be a DIRECT descendent of Hitler. That is scary.

Posted by: Chilling the most at March 03, 2017 03:39 PM (Cl52v)

405
Max Bialystok: That's our TrumpHitler!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 03, 2017 03:39 PM (493sH)

406 The settlement on LV 426 was nicknamed Hitler's Hope

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2017 03:39 PM (JO9+V)

407 Hitler also had underlings meet with the Russians!

Posted by: gewa76 at March 03, 2017 03:39 PM (B6OKy)

408 Beware the rise of the Towers of Trump in the New City as it shall herald the era of the new Hitler.



Posted by: Nostrodamus at March 03, 2017 03:40 PM (1BQGO)

409
You know I don't know why the "media" is comparing Trump to Hitler...
Shouldn't they be calling Him Stalin because He's so into Russia?
--

Hitler is more famous than Stalin.

Also... do they know who Stalin is?

Posted by: shibumi at March 03, 2017 03:40 PM (J5mC3)

410 Trump has a dog. You know who else had a dog?
Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 03, 2017 03:38 PM (0mRoj)

Actually... I don't think the Trump's have a dog... they are talking about maybe getting one...

Posted by: Don Q. at March 03, 2017 03:39 PM (NgKpN)



Do you know who else talked about getting one?!?!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 03, 2017 03:40 PM (493sH)

411 Actually... I don't think the Trump's have a dog... they are talking about maybe getting one...
Posted by: Don Q. at March 03, 2017 03:39 PM (NgKpN)

Oh? I thought they already got one named Patton.

Posted by: Insomniac - sin valor at March 03, 2017 03:40 PM (0mRoj)

412 Nostradamus wrote:

"There shall be a golden-haired, emboldened Hitler that will lead Men to their demise. The folly of their gatherings shall be Hitlerian in their structure".

I don't know, but he was pretty close on that one.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 03:40 PM (6gk0M)

413 If Hitler time traveled into the future, you just know who he'd be..........

Posted by: The Aliens Guy at March 03, 2017 03:40 PM (QM5S2)

414 Ace is posting a lot of intelligent, informative, and sexy stuff today.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 03, 2017 03:40 PM (4e+hS)

415 He's Vladimir Puthitler!

Posted by: My hair is on fire at March 03, 2017 03:41 PM (QtQaN)

416 I say we embrace this shit.

Start wearing armbands with a big T on 'em. Parades of torch-carriers. Songs. Uniforms. The whole nine yards.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 03, 2017 03:41 PM (1ZlS3)

417 //Wouldn't work. These animals wear masks and have the protection of the administration. You'd never be able to identify them.

====

Any school that ferrets out the thugs is safe harbored from having federal aid canceled. Any school that aids and abets the thugs and won't protect free speech then loses federal aid.

If the schools are going to protect the thugs, the schools themselves are punished. If the schools identify the thugs and protect speech, the schools are protected and the offending students lose their federal aid.

Not that difficult.

Posted by: scofflaw_x at March 03, 2017 03:41 PM (y9ZJX)

418 You know what was really funny about "Captain Fantastic?" In the opening scene, the Maoist son, dressed in war paint, jumps and slits the throat of a deer, the dad daubs him with blood and calls him a "man" and the other kids help to field dress the deer.

Does that sound like any leftist family you know of? How many of them are out there deer hunting?

I can see vegan leftists shrieking and running out of the movie theater in horror. "How can they be progressives? They killed Bambi!!!"

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at March 03, 2017 03:41 PM (ZM2xo)

419 Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2017 03:41 PM (R7+kO)

420 I'll be watching the first five seasons of "Happy Days" if anyone needs me...

Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at March 03, 2017 03:37 PM (TixTl)


Fonzie had a motorcycle.

Hitler had a motorcycle with a sidecar.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase A Plethora of Pungent Pithy Phrases at the Outrage Outlet! at March 03, 2017 03:41 PM (hLRSq)

421 389,

Well he calls her a "disgusting nasty racist white woman," among other things. Radio doesn't report that, it's from his Twitter before it disappeared.

Posted by: geoffb5 at March 03, 2017 03:41 PM (d3wbb)

422 In the city on the Potomac
The clueless intern will write articles.
Then the Bozos will go bonkers and
The Golden Hair Weasel will become the Hister;
Stupid analogies, bad grammar abound.


******

Career Counseling - a limerick

Here's some advice from our old friend Seamus
For that prognosticatin' dude Nostradamus
Better lose the quatrains
And write some lim'rick refrains
It's your best shot at becoming famous!

Posted by: Muldoon at March 03, 2017 03:41 PM (wPiJc)

423 Actually... I don't think the Trump's have a dog... they are talking about maybe getting one...
Posted by: Don Q
------------
I'd chip in for a Russian Wolfhound.

He could rub the press's nose in its droppings.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2017 03:42 PM (ZO497)

424 323 Hitler spelled backwards is Reltih. Know what that means?
Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 03, 2017 03:27 PM (jsWA

-------------

Ith a condiment I put on hot dogth.

Posted by: Mike Tyson at March 03, 2017 03:42 PM (kTF2Z)

425 I want Trump to start showing up at pressers carrying a barbwire-wrapped Louisville Slugger.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2017 03:42 PM (ZO497)

426 "You know who else had a dog?"

David Berkowitz's neighbor?

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 03, 2017 03:42 PM (oZ6kz)

427 Melania Trump wasn't born in the US. You know who else had a wife not born in the US of A? That's right, Hitler.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 03, 2017 03:43 PM (j1Wvr)

428
409
You know I don't know why the "media" is comparing Trump to Hitler...
Shouldn't they be calling Him Stalin because He's so into Russia?
--

Hitler is more famous than Stalin.

Also... do they know who Stalin is?
Posted by: shibumi at March 03, 2017 03:40 PM (J5mC3)


----------

Nope. It's because Stalin is the left's hero.

Posted by: Soona at March 03, 2017 03:43 PM (Fmupd)

429 "Ace is posting a lot of intelligent, informative, and sexy stuff today."
-Posted by: Dr Spank at March 03, 2017 03:40 PM (4e+hS)

I'm pimping-out his dick. For just-under a hundy, we can get you two hours and a trampoline.

Posted by: Hitler at March 03, 2017 03:43 PM (6gk0M)

430 Ith a condiment I put on hot dogth.
Posted by: Mike Tyson at March 03, 2017 03:42 PM (kTF2Z)
--------

Ha!!!!

Posted by: bluebell at March 03, 2017 03:43 PM (sBOL1)

431 https://goo.gl/kZuJMI

"One tool being used in this assault on democracy is the uninhibited use of lies, false statements, blatant and intentional misrepresentations of fact, and bad science."

Well, if anyone knows about the uninhibited use of lies, false statements, blatant and intentional misrepresentations of fact, and bad science, it's Peter Gleick.

http://fakegate.org/

Posted by: JEM at March 03, 2017 03:43 PM (TppKb)

432 You know what?

Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler.

Hah!

We win!

Posted by: The Washington Post at March 03, 2017 03:44 PM (4AVeu)

433 Mar a Lago is mexican for 'Eagles Nest.'

Posted by: The Aliens Guy at March 03, 2017 03:44 PM (QM5S2)

434 Ah, my plan is coming together nicely.

Posted by: Reichskanzler Joseph Gerbils at March 03, 2017 03:44 PM (2Mnv1)

435 Always a nood when I crack wise.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 03, 2017 03:44 PM (6gk0M)

436 The media tent
Full of millennial douche
Sings madly of Trump

Posted by: Trumpzawa at March 03, 2017 03:44 PM (QtQaN)

437 Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2017 03:41 PM (R7+kO)


You know who else posted NOOD?!?!?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 03, 2017 03:44 PM (493sH)

438 >>> Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at March 03, 2017 03:33 PM (ZM2xo)
.....

You're right, of course.

Which is the mindset that evolved into giving us the Kennedys, etc.

For everyone's bitching about evil, rich entrepreneurs exploiting the working people, etc....

The alternative is the idle rich... who do nothing, create no job, employ no one (except their Mexican gardener and Guatemalan nanny), don't pay taxes, and eventually end up in government so they can vacation on other people's money and still not show up for work.

We need more heartless greedy capitalists to exploit all the college graduates who are about to be laid off from McDonalds and replaced with touch screens.

Posted by: Damiano at March 03, 2017 03:44 PM (71OEY)

439 Nostradamus wrote:



"There shall be a golden-haired, emboldened Hitler that will lead
Men to their demise. The folly of their gatherings shall be Hitlerian
in their structure".



I don't know, but he was pretty close on that one.
--

Days before the election, there was a special on the History Channel on Nostradamus and the election.

Hillary won.

Posted by: shibumi at March 03, 2017 03:45 PM (J5mC3)

440 394,

"Revert" is because we are all created by Allah as Islamic but some don't know and so coming to Islam is to revert to the faith we are all created with. AFAIK.


Posted by: geoffb5 at March 03, 2017 03:46 PM (d3wbb)

441 Try the nood post. It has less Hitler in it.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2017 03:46 PM (JO9+V)

442 Does WaPO actually make a profit or does Bezos just completely subsidize it?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2017 03:46 PM (fDdVG)

443 Stalin is 1 on the binary Hitler scale.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 03, 2017 03:51 PM (VdICR)

444 89 Can't say I would shed a tear if MFM were to experience a certain solution.


__________

Sounds final.

Posted by: Lily Formerly of HotAir (Now from AoSHQ)assassin in the night at March 03, 2017 03:52 PM (vivhj)

445 I have had it with these lefties and their stupid fucking labels. Here's a list of words if uttered to me by anyone will result in him being punched repeatedly in the throat until his vocal cords are crushed beyond repair:

racist, Hitler, Nazi, fascist, xenophobe, homophobe, transgender, cisnormative, hate speech, hate crime, alt-right, undocumented, gusto (I just happen to hate that word).

Posted by: kathysaysso at March 03, 2017 03:57 PM (43OZ6)

446 Gusto.

A gusto wind blew up Pelosi's skirt.

Gusto.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 03, 2017 04:03 PM (4AVeu)

447 120 Never thought I'd see the day when Pravda had more credibility than the WaPo, but it's true.

Posted by: ISpy at March 03, 2017 04:15 PM (0Su3S)

448 445 See http://www.akdart.com/libspeak.html for a fuller list of leftist codewords.

Posted by: ISpy at March 03, 2017 04:17 PM (0Su3S)

449 Stuka would be a good nickname for a girlfriend.
If she was a screamer.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2017 03:12 PM (x/Nq/)

I'm tucking that away, just in case.

Posted by: Country boy - etc. etc. at March 03, 2017 04:19 PM (Jcg9Q)

450 We're not allowed to say violent things here, are we? If we do, in all sincerity and in the face of reality as the world works today, then we get a stern warning from a co-blog (or someone) telling us that banning is the next step. So, I guess the only thing to do is to say, yahoo Hitler (Trump), you go girl! The sheep will guard the camps, dont'cha know.

Posted by: goon at March 03, 2017 04:33 PM (EaQ6/)

451 I'm pretty sure the world has gone wrong. Deal with it the best of your ability.

Posted by: KentAllard at March 03, 2017 04:50 PM (TQw9b)

452 Years ago, driving around rural Ohio, I drove along Hitler #1 Road.

Posted by: Robert Crawford at March 03, 2017 05:13 PM (CnWdJ)

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