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The National Laughingstock Coordinates Another Hit With Obama's Loyalist Leave-Behinds

All in the service of relitigating the election results they just can't get over.

They're claiming that Sessions either lied or failed to disclose two brief encounters with the Soviet Ambassador "during the campaign" (but before Sessions joined it).

However, all of the oral questions Sessions answered were answered in reference to a written questionnaire submitted to Sessions by Senators, which Sessions submitted written answers to. The questionnaire is the document everyone is talking about here. Sessions is answering additional questions about the questionnaire.

And the questionnaire itself does not ask if Sessions had any contacts with Russian officials. As a Senator on the Armed Service Committee, presumably this would be a silly question to ask, as such Senators meet with foreign functionaries frequently.

Here's what Sessions was actually asked in the questionnaire -- which forms the template and the context of all the oral questions that followed:

Per the National Laughingstock, which does not draw attention to a particular phrase, but which I will, using bolding:

"Several of the President-elect's nominees or senior advisers have Russian ties. Have you been in contact with anyone connected to any part of the Russian government about the 2016 election, either before or after election day?" Leahy wrote.


Sessions responded with one word: "No."

About the 2016 election. Not just if he had any contacts, but if he had any contacts about the 2016 election.

The National Laughingstock acts like it's a contraction that he did have two fleeting contacts with the Russian Ambassador -- apparently not noticing (or hoping the reader doesn't notice) that it's not any and all contacts that were asked about, but contacts specifically about the 2016 election.

The National Laughingstock of course has no evidence of what the conversations was about. So there is no contradiction at all.

Now, in the oral hearings, Al Franken did ask a question about other Trump staff's contacts with the Russians. He based this on a breaking Cable Laughingstock News report. His question was convoluted, and was about Trump staffers being in "constant" contact with Russians and "exchanges of information" about the campaign between them.

Sessions answered this question thus:

"I'm not aware of any of those activities," he responded. He added: "I have been called a surrogate at a time or two in that campaign and I did not have communications with the Russians."

Note that the National Laughingstock does not quote Franken's full question which prompted this response -- because if they did, you'd see how convoluted it was, and how he was imprecise about what he was asking about.

I'll do the work that the National Laughingstock did not do and provide the transcript of the question, so you can see just how unsure Sessions would be about precisely what he was being asked about.

Franken's question went like this:

CNN has just published a story and I'm telling you this about a story that has just been published, I'm not expecting you to know whether it's true or not, but CNN just published a story, alleging that the intelligence community provided documents to the president-elect last week [The Pee-Pee Gate Documents-- ace] that included information that quote "Russian operatives claimed to have comproming personal and financial information about Mr. Trump." These documents also allegedly say quote "there was a continuing exchange of information during the campaign between Trump surrogates and intermediaries for the Russian government." Again I'm telling you this is just coming out so, you know... but, if it's true it's obviously extremely serious. And if there is any evidence that anyone affiliated with the Trump campaign communicated with the Russians in the course of this campaign, what will you do?"

Note that Franken's question is not "did you personally have any contact with the Russians?" If it had been, and Sessions said no to that, it might be considered perjury.

That's not his question. His question, after this long pre-amble and references to Trumpian Sprinkle Parties in Moscow and allegations of "continuing exchanges of information" about the campaign is, if information about that comes to light, "What will you do?"

That is the question. Not if Sessions had any contact with the Russians. Just "What will you do?" if the Trump Water Sports League documents prove to be true.

Sessions' answer to that is obviously not talking about his own contacts -- it's about these outlandish allegations Franken is referencing.

So when Sessions says,

I'm not aware of any of those activities," he responded. He added: "I have been called a surrogate at a time or two in that campaign and I did not have communications with the Russians."

he's referring to the claims Franken is making, and in context, "I did not have communications with the Russians" is about Franken's claims of "constant exchanges of information" -- and, as the questionnaire specified, about the 2016 campaign.

It was a surprise question, and Sessions offered a hasty "Jeese, I have no idea what you're talking about here" response. And from that, the Democrat-Media Party is now claiming "conscious, premeditated perjury."

Yeah, go fuck yourselves silly.

Wait, you already did.

Two videos below.

1. In the first video below, you will see Al Franken frequently refer to the "questionnaire" that Sessions answered. This was the written questionnaire noted above. The first video is not about Russian contacts -- it's about Franken's insistence that Sessions didn't file as many anti-descrimination lawsuits as he has previously claimed, and that his work on the cases he did file was not as extensive as he claimed -- but you keep hearing him refer to the "questionnaire."

Let me suggest this context: Sessions, frequently asked specifically about the questionnaire, would naturally take questions even when the quetionnaire was not specifically mentioned as being further questions about the questionnaire.

And the questionnaire, on this point, spoke of contact with the Russians "about the campaign.

2. The second video shows Franken's actual question about Russian contact. Note that even in this question, Franken begins by offering up the context of CNN's then-breaking breathless report of "frequent communications" between Trump staff and the Russians with "exchange of information" between them.

That is the context of Franken's actual question -- a one minute recap of CNN's discredited claims. Claims which specifically included "exchanges of information" about the campaign.

And that's the actual question Sessions is answering.

I would say that in context, Sessions would quite reasonably think Franken is asking him if he had "exchanges of information" about the campaign.

Even the end of his answer -- "and I'm unable to comment on that," because, of course, Franken is asking about communications between third parties and fourth parties Sessions has no idea about -- indicates that he understood the question this way.

He's saying, in essence: I don't know about the litany of claims you just read to me, but I haven't had any communications of the sort you just described to me.

Or, in plainer terms: "Brah, I don't know what in the hell you are even talking about. Fuck, dude. Come up for air once in a while."

The media, which has been described as having an almost autistic level of literalness in its parsing of Trump's comments, seems to be doing the same thing to Sessions here, ignoring the actual context of the questions and what Franken was actually implying and asking about.

Now you tell me: When the National Laughinstock concealed from you a key piece of information-- the actual question, ending "What would you do?," asked of Sessions, which they claim resulted in a direct lie -- were they just lazy, or did were they deliberately hiding the information from you because they knew if they supplied it it would undermine their whole Deep State Hit Job story?

Posted by: Ace at 09:30 AM




Comments

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1 So I guess no Art Thread today.

Posted by: HH at March 02, 2017 09:24 AM (DrCtv)

2 I will read it, but I first wanted to say:

Holy shit Ace is up early.

I like this.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 02, 2017 09:25 AM (EvBgT)

3 my comment on twatter
https://twitter.com/votermom/status/837297273033863170

Media, stop trying to make "RUSSIA!" happen.
It's not going to happen.
#Sessions

Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 02, 2017 09:27 AM (Om16U)

4 Is this a movie review?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 02, 2017 09:27 AM (UBzPO)

5 These are the same people who were utterly unconcerned and uninterested in the secret deal the Obama administration made with Iran. The same people.

Its all just politics

Posted by: lily at March 02, 2017 09:27 AM (5Rl8X)

6 Sounds like Cruz was right and this is a nothing burger.

Quotes are fun to read. They tell you what actually got said!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 02, 2017 09:27 AM (EvBgT)

7 My clock must be busted

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 02, 2017 09:28 AM (FZYNt)

8 You wanted a Hillary indictment? You'll get a Sessions investigation. Now GFY.

Posted by: Jason Chavetz(R) at March 02, 2017 09:28 AM (fqERy)

9 This has to be like the Romans in Carthage - burn them down and salt the ground. AB was right, you have to fight with everything you have.

Posted by: Patrick Henry at March 02, 2017 09:28 AM (a7IXj)

10 My art picture comments aren't appearing.

Posted by: Mama AJ, Nice person, not a witch at March 02, 2017 09:28 AM (gTQoY)

11
Nice post Ace.



You up early?........ or up late?

Posted by: fixerupper at March 02, 2017 09:28 AM (8XRCm)

12 Is that batshit insanity from the Democrats going to continue all 4 years, even when they get jail sexed in the 2018 mid-terms?

Posted by: FNG at March 02, 2017 09:29 AM (lDuEb)

13 Note that the National Laughingstock does not quote Franken's full question which prompted this response -- because if they did, you'd see how convoluted it was, and how he was imprecise about what he was asking about.

Annnddd... their Flying Monkeys follow suit. CBS #fakenews radio feed framed it exactly the same way in their morning reports.

It's all about the headlines, because they think that's what LIVs notice. Except that now even LIVs are "getting" the concept of fakenews.

Posted by: kallisto at March 02, 2017 09:29 AM (nNdYv)

14 How about the AG launch an investigation into a Chevy Citation trunk full of ballots that appeared in the 2008 MN senate election?

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 02, 2017 09:30 AM (FZYNt)

15 I gotta ask... does it even matter what the mainstream press says or does at this point?

Posted by: redbanzai at March 02, 2017 09:30 AM (FTXAT)

16 5 These are the same people who were utterly unconcerned and uninterested in the secret deal the Obama administration made with Iran. The same people.

Its all just politics
Posted by: lily at March 02, 2017 09:27 AM (5Rl8X)

====================

So, not shocked. And won't be shocked when no one remembers this in a week.

There's too much noise at the federal level for little things like this to stick.

At worst, it'll be used to progress the narrative that Russia owns the Trump administration. But that's most likely not going to be a lasting string, I think. I bet it'll be gone by 2018.

Always counter these sorts of charges with, "So, Trump is going to hobble our energy sector to save Russia's economy then, huh?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 02, 2017 09:30 AM (EvBgT)

17 12 Is that batshit insanity from the Democrats going to continue all 4 years, even when they get jail sexed in the 2018 mid-terms?

After their behavior during 8 years of BushHitler-the answer is a resounding "yes."

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? Taking My Time on my Ride at March 02, 2017 09:30 AM (s/EUv)

18 The MFM can not get any lower in the hole as hard as they try. They are stuck with bad partners in the lyiing shitweasels of the DNC,



They deserve each other.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 02, 2017 09:30 AM (mpXpK)

19 i despise the left

Posted by: phoenixgirl..spring training at March 02, 2017 09:30 AM (0O7c5)

20 I think the National Laughingstock should have all its press privileges revoked at a press conference where yours truly gets up and reads Ace's post.

Then, I get to rip the pass from their necks and after a period of disinfection, place it around mine.

Sean Spicer? Over to you . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 09:30 AM (mbhDw)

21 They keep fucking comrade chicken. It's not going to turn out any better than fucking the regular old hen.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 02, 2017 09:31 AM (RD7QR)

22 Is National Laughingstock CNN?

Because speaking of possible treaaaason, CNN hired ValJar's daughter to cover the DoJ, meanwhile her mom moved in with the Obama's house to help oust Trump.

Literally that's what the Daily Mail is saying she's helping with.


Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 02, 2017 09:31 AM (Om16U)

23 And it's complete coincidence that this Fake News breaks in the immediate aftermath of Trump's stunningly successful address.

Complete. Coincidence.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? Taking My Time on my Ride at March 02, 2017 09:31 AM (s/EUv)

24 I guess Spicer is gong to have to pull out his line about there is no Russian hankey panky going on and ask once again, where is any evidence.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 02, 2017 09:31 AM (le7jz)

25 Russia Russia Russia!

Posted by: Jan Brady at March 02, 2017 09:31 AM (kTF2Z)

26 Democracy doesn't die in darkness. It dies in abject hackery, because I now have absolutely ZERO interest in these people having any 1st ammendment protections. I would willingly scrap it and restrict what I can say just for the satisfaction of seeing these swine hauled off to a dungeon and thrown away forever.

I'm not the only one.

Civil society? EFF THAT.

Posted by: Tradd at March 02, 2017 09:32 AM (GSJcT)

27 15 I gotta ask... does it even matter what the mainstream press says or does at this point?
Posted by: redbanzai at March 02, 2017 09:30 AM (FTXAT)

==================

Yes.

They still have power to push stories. If they had no power, then this Russia thing would have already died.

And, here's a fact that many will need to learn: The MSM is going to get stronger during Trump's term. It's just the cycle of opposition press. They get stronger when out of power and weaker when in power.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 02, 2017 09:32 AM (EvBgT)

28
Dear Democrats.


Please keep doing this. You're revving up that part of your base that is absolutely batshit crazy....while at the same time pissing off 2/3 of the country with your antics.

In the last 8 years you have lost nearly 1200 state and federal government seats, lost the House, the Senate, the Presidency and are losing the Supreme Court.

I am pleased, very pleased, to see you continuing down that path.

Reagards, Your Friend

Fixer

Posted by: fixerupper at March 02, 2017 09:32 AM (8XRCm)

29 I heard he told the ambassador "Tell Vlad I'll have more flexibility after the election."

Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2017 09:32 AM (/tuJf)

30 The democrats are (again) trying to make anything a Republican does into a criminal act. Any normal political thing done by a Republican is now a crime against the state.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 02, 2017 09:33 AM (C6XYX)

31 "Several of the President-elect's nominees or senior advisers have Russian ties..."

What does anyone's attire have to do with anything?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 02, 2017 09:33 AM (1CroS)

32 You wanted a Hillary indictment? You'll get a Sessions investigation. Now GFY.


Posted by: Jason Chavetz(R) at March 02, 2017 09:28 AM (fqERy)

I'm thinking wire taps on every member of congress are in order.
You know, just to be on the safe side.

Posted by: Methos at March 02, 2017 09:33 AM (3Liv/)

33 Too bad the Republicans weren't this rabid with regards to Holder and Lynch.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 02, 2017 09:33 AM (gkSMQ)

34 What does anyone's attire have to do with anything?


Trump's always wearing RED ties.

Clearly a Russian stooge. I mean, he's not even hiding it.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? Taking My Time on my Ride at March 02, 2017 09:33 AM (s/EUv)

35 Context won't matter, as I commented on earlier thread people in his own party are asking him to recuse himself and clarify his statement (see Jason Chaffetz)

The gop has no loyalty and no balls. They are refusing to get anything done, and I believe they are doing it on purpose, it's disgusting.

Posted by: spypeach at March 02, 2017 09:34 AM (u/r83)

36 These are the same people who were utterly unconcerned and uninterested in the secret deal the Obama administration made with Iran. The same people.

Its all just politics
Posted by: lily


^^^^^^^^^^
THIS!
X 1000!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2017 09:34 AM (kca06)

37 I was at a theatre event in Houston last night and the artistic director of the house (he and it are excellent) gave a speech before the play where he was talking about government funding for the arts. He made two statements that are worth reporting. First he said the only government that was unilaterally opposed to funding of the arts was Uganda under Idi Amin. Let that soak in for a bit. Then he said government had always funded the arts and listed Shakespeare and Michelangelo as examples. This claim is false on its face as the Renaissance artists were funded by private wealth - even if those people existed (as the Medici's did) as the "government". What's amazing is that the vast majority of funding for the wonderful arts community we have in Houston is privately sourced. But Trump is Idi Amin. Unreal. The show was wonderful by the way.

Posted by: Patrick Henry at March 02, 2017 09:34 AM (a7IXj)

38 I hear Steve Bannon ordered a salad with Russian dressing!

- MFM

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 02, 2017 09:34 AM (FZYNt)

39 Does anyone but the hardcore Democrat left buy that all of the sudden... a hundred years after the Communist Revolution... the Democrats suddenly realized the Russians are the enemy?

Or do most people see this for what it is: A hyped up "scandal" just to get Trump?

Posted by: V the K at March 02, 2017 09:34 AM (O7MnT)

40 23 And it's complete coincidence that this Fake News breaks in the immediate aftermath of Trump's stunningly successful address.

Complete. Coincidence.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? Taking My Time on my Ride at March 02, 2017 09:31 AM (s/EUv)

==================

I had my money on crazy Mississippi state senator says something anti-Semitic which Trump must denounce personally.

Damn. There goes my $5.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 02, 2017 09:34 AM (EvBgT)

41 Thanks for the concise breakdown.

I'm surprised Sessions didn't fall asleep during Frankens 'questions' which really are more political statement than anything else.

Anyway, this whole Potemkem village is built on premise that the best defense is a good offense.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 02, 2017 09:34 AM (ZFUt7)

42 This Russian fixation on the part of the Left/Democrats is odd to say the least.

It's the Left/Dems themselves who have always been in bed with Russia and the Soviet Union. Umm, Comrade Bernie went to Russia for his honeymoon.

Do they really think the Right/Republicans still have that Pavlov's button they can press, and associate Russia with all things bad?

Posted by: Boots at March 02, 2017 09:35 AM (EBwPV)

43 29 I heard he told the ambassador "Tell Vlad I'll have more flexibility after the election."
Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2017 09:32 AM (/tuJf)

==================

I heard he told the president of Russia!

Wait...we're not talking about the same person, are we?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 02, 2017 09:35 AM (EvBgT)

44 I hear Steve Bannon ordered a salad with Russian dressing!

- MFM
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 02, 2017 09:34 AM (FZYNt)

-----

Mike Pence drinks White Russians. Traitor AND Racist.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 02, 2017 09:35 AM (8XRCm)

45 9.30 EST and posting already? You must have had a good night's sleep, Ace.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 02, 2017 09:35 AM (X6fMO)

46 Next thing you know, we're going to find out that Trump puts carrots in his chili.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 02, 2017 09:36 AM (KUaJL)

47 Does anyone see the problem with the Obama Administration tapping telephone calls of political opponents?

Yes, the same Obama Administration that used the NSA to tap telephone calls of the media?

Who are the fascists?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 02, 2017 09:37 AM (4AVeu)

48 Now you see the reason for the Democrats always asking those long, convoluted, three page statement questions. They are impossible to answer in a way that can't later be twisted against you.

I'd bet that they have entire staffs of lawyers who think up these meandering questions and that Franken, being someone with experience in acting and memorizing weird wandering lines from his "Stuart Smalley" days, was the perfect one to deliver them.

Posted by: geoffb5 at March 02, 2017 09:37 AM (d3wbb)

49 My grandfather was Russian. I voted for Trump.

Posted by: Debrovitch at March 02, 2017 09:37 AM (6Ptg1)

50 trump vodka.....'nuff sed

Posted by: phoenixgirl..spring training at March 02, 2017 09:37 AM (0O7c5)

51 @4 Is this a movie review?

It's about to be. If they can't get both Jason Bourne and the whole M: I crew in on Russian Involvement, there's not a screen-scrivener worth his salt in all of Los Angle Ease County.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 02, 2017 09:37 AM (H5rtT)

52 The truth is generally seen, rarely heard

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 02, 2017 09:33 AM (1CroS)

I think it odd, because Russian ties are really quite bad. Italian ties are the creme de la creme as they say. e.g. Brioni

Posted by: ed gibbon at March 02, 2017 09:37 AM (USR7u)

53 Bullshit. Shakespeare was "funded" in the capitalist manner-by putting butts in the seats.

As co-owner of the troupe and later also the venue, he made his bucks on ticket sales.

The patronage from the Lord Chamberlain, and later King James, took only the form of allowing them to practice their craft without being charged as vagrants and scoundrels.




Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? Taking My Time on my Ride at March 02, 2017 09:38 AM (s/EUv)

54 And if I read correctly, this was all a time bomb put in place by Obama's administration right before leaving in order to "preserve" evidence of Russian influence.

Deep state folks made the connection to the "right" people so they could ask these specific questions.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 02, 2017 09:38 AM (/f1mm)

55 https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/837304969732710401

Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 02, 2017 09:39 AM (Om16U)

56 In memory of Andrew Breitbart, to all these Russian conspiracy theorists in the DC/NYC political-media bubble" F#$@ YOU, WAR.

He and his team need to start addressing the larger issue: this fake news, with Obama's shadow government, is essentially proof that they do not want a peaceful transfer of power. This is unprecedented and outrageous.

Screw the individual charges, time to speak to what is really going on: Obama is attempting to depose his successor. And he must be stopped.


Posted by: Lizzy at March 02, 2017 09:39 AM (NOIQH)

57 That "question" of Senator F*ckstick Franken has all the bloviating, psychological tells of someone who imagines that the world hangs on his every syllable, pregnant pause and arched-eyebrow. He and his ilk are, collectively, a basket of delusional, megalomaniacal narcissists.

May he find himself stranded on desert island for six months with a week's food supply and discover how useful and intelligent he is.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 02, 2017 09:39 AM (QtQaN)

58 I feel better each day about no longer patronizing Amazon.

Posted by: josephistan at March 02, 2017 09:39 AM (7HtZB)

59 42 This Russian fixation on the part of the Left/Democrats is odd to say the least.

It's the Left/Dems themselves who have always been in bed with Russia and the Soviet Union. Umm, Comrade Bernie went to Russia for his honeymoon.

Do they really think the Right/Republicans still have that Pavlov's button they can press, and associate Russia with all things bad?
Posted by: Boots at March 02, 2017 09:35 AM (EBwPV)


Time to start this and make Libbo's heads explode:

"In light of all these accusations of Russian interference in our internal politics, it's time we reflect on the legacy of Senator Joseph McCarthy. The nation owes him a debt of gratitude and an apology for long ago exposing Russian influence in our government."

Boom.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 09:39 AM (mbhDw)

60 46 Next thing you know, we're going to find out that Trump puts carrots in his chili.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 02, 2017 09:36 AM (KUaJL)


This would explain his complexion.

Posted by: Emmie at March 02, 2017 09:39 AM (xVuS6)

61 >>>Shakespeare was "funded" in the capitalist manner-by putting butts in the seats.

The art that endures is the privately-funded or commercial art. The Government gravy train produces crap.

200 years from now, symphonies will still be playing the scores of John Williams. Philip Glass, John Cage, and Laurie Anderson will be known only by a few graduate students in Music History.

Posted by: V the K at March 02, 2017 09:40 AM (O7MnT)

62 ace before the art thread?


It is the End Times.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 02, 2017 09:40 AM (6TED6)

63 Is that batshit insanity from the Democrats going to continue all 4 years, even when they get jail sexed in the 2018 mid-terms?

Posted by: FNG at March 02, 2017 09:29 AM (lDuEb)

Not insanity: proven tactic. The Left will keep throwing shit, knowing some will stick--not because it's true but because even the most remote and tangential association with scandal can taint public perceptions.

The Democrats are veering even further to the Left with each passing day. Part of me is alarmed because this kind of extremism usually leads to violence. Part of me rejoices because they're alienating the daylights out of most of the voting public.

Posted by: troyriser at March 02, 2017 09:40 AM (Fw5cQ)

64 I have never seen a liberal yet who knew the first thing about history. And that goes double for those who put on shows about "history".

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 02, 2017 09:40 AM (mpXpK)

65 >>https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/837304969732710401


Exactly.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 02, 2017 09:40 AM (NOIQH)

66 I watched both Franken 'questioning' turns and the unanswered rebuttal as well. Disorganized, incoherent, and just totally weird. I know I mentioned it here as being bizarre. Maybe that will be enough for Franken to work himself into a higher national spot.

Chaffetz is from Utah and answers to Orrin Hatch, et al. Where is McMuffin from again?

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 02, 2017 09:40 AM (MIKMs)

67 It is interesting how the Democrat Party has suddenly turned into the John Birch Society.

Posted by: V the K at March 02, 2017 09:41 AM (O7MnT)

68 Screw the individual charges, time to speak to what is really going on: Obama is attempting to depose his successor. And he must be stopped.
---
Sessions needs to RICO everyone in congress and the media who is giving him aid and comfort.

Posted by: Methos at March 02, 2017 09:41 AM (3Liv/)

69 I looked up the definition to make sure I was using the correct term...obtuse...The MFM, collectivly, are a bunch of obtuse sobs.

Posted by: BignJames at March 02, 2017 09:41 AM (x9c8r)

70 This shit ain't gonna work..... but these Obama-worshiping assholes will keep trying, that's for sure..... but only until they're rooted out of the government.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 02, 2017 09:41 AM (jjaLl)

71 The National Laughingstock has apparently been Buzzfeed before Buzzfeed all this time.

And Franken was, is, and will always be a talentless bag of dicks.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 02, 2017 09:41 AM (1CroS)

72 >>Next thing you know, we're going to find out that Trump puts carrots in his chili.


Carrots in chili, ketchup on burnt steak, to-may-to, to-mah-to.
That was a scandal a few days ago already.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 02, 2017 09:41 AM (NOIQH)

73 Would it be beyond the pale to say that I would gladly volunteer to horsewhip these assholes in the public square?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 02, 2017 09:42 AM (0mRoj)

74 20
I think the National Laughingstock should have all its press privileges
revoked at a press conference where yours truly gets up and reads Ace's
post.



Then, I get to rip the pass from their necks and after a period of disinfection, place it around mine.



Sean Spicer? Over to you . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 09:30 AM (mbhDw)

LOVE IT!

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 02, 2017 09:42 AM (jxbfJ)

75 If I was Trump I would start dumping all the secret side deals made as part of the Iran deal. These guys want a war, give them one.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2017 09:43 AM (/tuJf)

76 Keep the pressure on ace.


WaPo needs to be crushed. Making America Great Again means removing state propaganda organs as well as turncoats and commie spy traitors.

Let the purges begin.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 02, 2017 09:43 AM (6TED6)

77 White Russians, heh. A joke I tell on myself. Clearly under the influence of a White Russian Novelist, early in my drinking career I strongly considered making the White Russian my cocktail of choice.

One night with my best buddy, I wandered into what had been a low-key jazz cafe, and we found to our amusement that it had changed hands, and was now a low-key gay bar. What the hell, we clearly reasoned, it can't hurt to stay and have one drink. So, at the bar, I ordered my usual. The bartender knew it.

Then I glanced up and down that bar, and every swingindick at the rail was having the same. White Russians are Ghey? Why'n't nobody tell me?

That was the last one I had in public. I won't deny it, though: once in a while I'll still have one, at home. I'm just that ghey.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 02, 2017 09:43 AM (H5rtT)

78 >>If I was Trump I would start dumping all the secret side deals made as
part of the Iran deal. These guys want a war, give them one.


Yes.


Posted by: Lizzy at March 02, 2017 09:43 AM (NOIQH)

79 Would it be beyond the pale to say that I would gladly volunteer to horsewhip these assholes in the public square?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 02, 2017 09:42 AM (0mRoj)


No. Not considering what I'd like to do to them.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 02, 2017 09:44 AM (X6fMO)

80 Then, I get to rip the pass from their necks and after a period of disinfection, place it around mine.
Sean Spicer? Over to you . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 09:30 AM (mbhDw)


"Mr. President, J.J. Sefton, AoSHQ. How soon can we expect Attorney General Sessions to indict these lying, shitweasel Democrats and their stooges in the MSM and can the American people watch them frog-marched to the hoosegow?"

Posted by: OregonMuse at March 02, 2017 09:44 AM (tgrKG)

81 Are we supposed to be condemned to death for talking with Russians now? Yesterday the next-door-neighbor, who is Russian, accidentally threw a ball over the fence while playing with his lab. I gave it back and asked what his dog's name was.

Now I feel like a treasonous traitor to my own citizens and country.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 02, 2017 09:44 AM (Ivjge)

82 They still have power to push stories. If they had no power, then this Russia thing would have already died.



And, here's a fact that many will need to learn: The MSM is going to
get stronger during Trump's term. It's just the cycle of opposition
press. They get stronger when out of power and weaker when in power.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 02, 2017 09:32 AM (EvBgT)

I disagree, I don't think the MSM will get stronger, it will continue to slide into irrelevance, as they continue to proliferate substance free stories. The consumer does not trust them, so unless they produce something, fully detailed and evidenced to affirm their accusations, the public will continue to ignore them, only in greater numbers.


Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at March 02, 2017 09:44 AM (7N6ox)

83 I really hope that Trump destroys these guys' reputations.
Forever.
Trump is a mean street fighter and he can do it.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 02, 2017 09:44 AM (Om16U)

84 59 Time to start this and make Libbo's heads explode:

"In light of all these accusations of Russian interference in our internal politics, it's time we reflect on the legacy of Senator Joseph McCarthy. The nation owes him a debt of gratitude and an apology for long ago exposing Russian influence in our government."

Boom.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 09:39 AM (mbhDw)

=====================

And then throw the term Neo-Confederate at sanctuary cities to destroy the remainder.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 02, 2017 09:44 AM (EvBgT)

85 That's a long post refuting something that is patently idiotic. More evidence that the Democrats really do not know what happened in November, how they got so anemic politically, or really how to go forward. To add to their challenges in addressing a changing political landscape the Clintons and the Obamas refuse to go away.

Comparatively, the French General Staff of 1940 was a scene of youthful vigor and intellectual curiosity, a fertile field where new ideas were being grown.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase A Plethora of Pungent Pithy Phrases at the Outrage Outlet! at March 02, 2017 09:45 AM (hLRSq)

86 Screw the individual charges, time to speak to what is really going on: Obama is attempting to depose his successor. And he must be stopped.


Posted by: Lizzy at March 02, 2017 09:39 AM (NOIQH)

You nailed it. They were so close to having it all and then this, this PERSON Trump snatches it away. And he will be made to pay, they spit, oh yes he will!

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 02, 2017 09:45 AM (RD7QR)

87 Well, so much for that wonderful warm glow I felt from Trump's great speech and the asinine Dem response. Of course that's exactly why the media is continuing with this stupid Russia business - the country liked Trump's speech and feels like the nation is headed in the right direction. Can't have that!

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at March 02, 2017 09:45 AM (ZM2xo)

88 15 I gotta ask... does it even matter what the mainstream press says or does at this point?
Posted by: redbanzai at March 02, 2017 09:30 AM (FTXAT)


It does matter to the 25% useful idiots who are not reality based, unfortunately.

However folks are increasingly turning to alt-media for news and legacy shills are losing ground even with non-participants in the political process.

Trump is now solidifying his place in the minds and hearts of the public. He's no longer the boogey-man and in fact has identified FakeNews as the enemy of the people. All they are doing right now is proving his point.

Legacy media is operating on the dictum that "media always wins". The problem in that assumption is that technology has provided competition, and the media that ultimately wins may not be their own little incestuous, criminal bubble.

Posted by: kallisto at March 02, 2017 09:46 AM (nNdYv)

89 AN excellent point: Sessions was a Senator on the Senate ARmed Services Committee during those meetings.

https://twitter.com/RubinReport/status/837160690209038336

Posted by: Lizzy at March 02, 2017 09:46 AM (NOIQH)

90 Guilt by association. That's what the progressives are doing now. Wasn't that what Joe McCarthy did back in the day?

Are you now associating with, or have you ever met with a Russian?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 02, 2017 09:46 AM (C6XYX)

91 It's now time for Sessions and Trump to open criminal investigations into the Clinton's "private" server, the Clinton Global Initiative, and the Russian acquisition of American uranium via Obama/Hillary State Department.

I mean as long as we're interested in Russian influence on American politics and all.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 02, 2017 09:46 AM (1CroS)

92 63 Not insanity: proven tactic. The Left will keep throwing shit, knowing some will stick--not because it's true but because even the most remote and tangential association with scandal can taint public perceptions.

The Democrats are veering even further to the Left with each passing day. Part of me is alarmed because this kind of extremism usually leads to violence. Part of me rejoices because they're alienating the daylights out of most of the voting public.
Posted by: troyriser at March 02, 2017 09:40 AM (Fw5cQ)

====================

I think it worked in the 2006-2008 years because of the still overpowering nature of the MSM's ability to shape a narrative (that power is reduced now, but not gone) and Bush's unwillingness to fight back.

It's only proven against an enemy that doesn't punch noses in return. It'll at least be interesting to see how the tactic works against Trump. Since the primary, it seems like it doesn't work at all.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 02, 2017 09:47 AM (EvBgT)

93 All Sessions needs to do is what Eric Holder did when he lied under oath about Fast and Furious. Just send a letter to the Senate saying, oops, my bad.

Posted by: sydneyjane at March 02, 2017 09:47 AM (f6n4G)

94 Notice that no one, except PDT, even mentions China.

Their human right record is arguably worse than Russia's. Why don't we talk about how every Dem president since Billy Jeff has been letting our classified tech slip to the Chinese.

They hack us worse than the Russians. Their spy stole our entire OPM database.


Yet NO questions about Chinese contacts?


Bullshit.

It's ALL about money. The Dems are making money off the Chinese hand over fist. Have been since the Clinton years.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 02, 2017 09:47 AM (6TED6)

95 If Shakespeare had written a play about Queen Elizabeth getting killed, or engaging in a lesbian relationship with one of her servants, I'm pretty sure the funding would have dried up. You want funding, there have always been strings attached. But not for today's special little snowflakes.

If today's artists want treated like Shakespeare, perhaps they could stop producing art that is total shit.

Posted by: Ted K. at March 02, 2017 09:48 AM (seSmy)

96 2 I will read it, but I first wanted to say:

Holy shit Ace is up early.

I like this.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 02, 2017 09:25 AM (EvBgT)



Ace isn't awake. He's having CBD do his dirty work and putting the thread up. All the clues are in the ONT thread to anyone who will connect the dots! It's all a conspiracy!

Posted by: buzzion at March 02, 2017 09:48 AM (z/Ubi)

97 Does anyone but the hardcore Democrat left buy that
all of the sudden... a hundred years after the Communist Revolution...
the Democrats suddenly realized the Russians are the enemy?



Or do most people see this for what it is: A hyped up "scandal" just to get Trump?
Posted by: V the K at March 02, 2017 09:34 AM (O7MnT)


The Russians are no longer communists, and have turned their back on socialism for the moment. This was out of self preservation, by the way, and has resulted in a number of benefits for the Russian state and the Russian people.

That makes them a terrible example for the socialists in our government and media who were trained to attack and diminish this sort of apostasy.

I am sure some are hoping to do what they did to South Africa to Russia, and some just are willing to find a handy boogeyman to smear President Trump's administration with.

After all, it worked in the past against them, right?

Posted by: Kindltot at March 02, 2017 09:48 AM (WQX/u)

98 jaketapper
02/03/17 08:57
One cannot overstate how bothered POTUS will be by this Sessions story (with GOPers now calling for recusal) stepping on his good news cycle

hahaha Fucking Retard
Posted by: EVLINC! at March 02, 2017 09:46 AM (y3aQB)

jaketapper
02/03/17 09:47
@MichaelO1711 @subedew zero animus. That was based on speaking to folks around POTUS.

Posted by: EVLINC! at March 02, 2017 09:48 AM (y3aQB)

99 64 I have never seen a liberal yet who knew the first thing about history. And that goes double for those who put on shows about "history".
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 02, 2017 09:40 AM (mpXpK)

====================

Apparently Patton Oswald knows a lot. He apparently read a biography of John Adams while filming an independent movie.

Which makes his liberalism all the more perplexing to me. "How do you know so much about history and still think that power wielded unchecked by an elite you happen to agree with at the time is good for a nation in the long run?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 02, 2017 09:48 AM (EvBgT)

100 "I'll be more flexible . . . "

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 02, 2017 09:48 AM (U6f54)

101 "School say non-Caucasion, special needs student behind racist anti-Semitic graffiti"

http://preview.tinyurl.com/z93w8vz

Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 02, 2017 09:49 AM (Om16U)

102
Based on how wonderful the Target boycott has been, I find it surprising that the owner of the Washington Post wants to tempt the fates with an Amazon dot com boycott.

All that is required of newspapers Is to report the truth - not create a web of lies and half truths to support an agenda.

Because my agenda will quickly become to remove my dollars from supporting their agenda.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 02, 2017 09:49 AM (ZFUt7)

103 67 It is interesting how the Democrat Party has suddenly turned into the John Birch Society.
Posted by: V the K at March 02, 2017 09:41 AM (O7MnT)

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Where is their William F. Buckley?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 02, 2017 09:49 AM (EvBgT)

104 The Left will keep throwing shit, knowing some will stick--not because
it's true but because even the most remote and tangential association
with scandal can taint public perceptions.


===

Then we need to start throwing 30 years of the Dems taking dirty Chinese money back at them.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 02, 2017 09:49 AM (6TED6)

105 It's obvious that the MSM have close ties to the IC and the Deep State.

Ops are being run against our own elected president and administration... They are not even trying hide it.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 02, 2017 09:49 AM (OoOd6)

106 Mike Pence drinks White Russians. Traitor AND Racist.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 02, 2017 09:35 AM (8XRCm)
===========================

Not unless his wife is present. While he was in Congress, he would not attend events where alcohol was served unless he was accompanied by his wife. That may have changed now that he is VP. I imagine there would be events where she could not participate.

So we have a President and a Vice President who mostly abstain from alcohol.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 02, 2017 09:49 AM (bpfzP)

107 WHO IS VLAD

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 02, 2017 09:50 AM (U6f54)

108 O/T votermom, When you go to see the new puppy, please take LOTS of pictures. We could all use plenty of cute.

Posted by: JTB at March 02, 2017 09:50 AM (V+03K)

109 These are the same people who watch a giraffe standing in her pen.

Posted by: t-bird at March 02, 2017 09:50 AM (2z74n)

110 Help drain the swamp. Sign a petition.
http://tinyurl.com/h54qec9

Posted by: Ok at March 02, 2017 09:51 AM (K2SnJ)

111 95 If Shakespeare had written a play about Queen Elizabeth getting killed, or engaging in a lesbian relationship with one of her servants, I'm pretty sure the funding would have dried up.

--

You mispelled "the entire theater would have been strung up"

They took lese-majeste seriously back in the day

Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 02, 2017 09:51 AM (Om16U)

112 >>Ace is up early.

It's not early...IN RUSSIA!!11!

Posted by: Mama AJ, Nice person, not a witch at March 02, 2017 09:51 AM (gTQoY)

113 Comparatively, the French General Staff of 1940 was a scene of youthful vigor and intellectual curiosity, a fertile field where new ideas were being grown.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase A Plethora of Pungent Pithy Phrases at the Outrage Outlet! at March 02, 2017 09:45 AM (hLRSq)

Funny and true.

As an aside for history buffs, I just finished reading famous strategist Liddell-Hart's book, "The German Generals Talk", a compendium of his interviews with surviving German generals after WWII. Fascinating, engrossing stuff.

Posted by: troyriser at March 02, 2017 09:51 AM (Fw5cQ)

114 82 I disagree, I don't think the MSM will get stronger, it will continue to slide into irrelevance, as they continue to proliferate substance free stories. The consumer does not trust them, so unless they produce something, fully detailed and evidenced to affirm their accusations, the public will continue to ignore them, only in greater numbers.


Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at March 02, 2017 09:44 AM (7N6ox)

==================

It happened with Fox in the opposition, it got stronger. Once MSNBC became in power party organ, it started losing viewers.

The NYT is already reporting an increased subscription rate.

Don't delude yourself. Trump won in 2016 despite their intense opposition, but the opposition papers and channels will get increased viewers and readers leading to a larger footprint.

To assume that won't lead to an increased power to shape the daily narrative is silly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 02, 2017 09:51 AM (EvBgT)

115 >>Guilt by association. That's what the progressives are doing now. Wasn't that what Joe McCarthy did back in the day?


Eh, guilt by association is one of their favorite ploys - every time a GOPer does something stupid the Dems/MSM demand that every last Republican strongly condemn these acts while simultaneously implying that all of the GOP is collectively to blame for it. See: Akin, Todd.

Guilt by association is SOP.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 02, 2017 09:51 AM (NOIQH)

116 The patronage from the Lord Chamberlain, and later
King James, took only the form of allowing them to practice their craft
without being charged as vagrants and scoundrels.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?

Twoo, 'tis twoo, and, whatever else one may think of the King, when the syphilis epidemic got bad enough he did close the theaters. There is that.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 02, 2017 09:51 AM (H5rtT)

117 Chaffetz is from Utah and answers to Orrin Hatch, et al. Where is McMuffin from again?
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 02, 2017 09:40 AM (MIKMs)

McMuffin is busy saying that Trump's support of nationalism is Putin-esque. You know it's evil when Trump says his job is to represent the United States and not the world.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at March 02, 2017 09:52 AM (J70i0)

118 108 O/T votermom, When you go to see the new puppy, please take LOTS of pictures. We could all use plenty of cute.
Posted by: JTB at March 02, 2017 09:50 AM (V+03K)



Next Thursday!

Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 02, 2017 09:52 AM (Om16U)

119 We've secured a beachhead through the election, and gains in the Congress and State Legislatures.
To hold our gains, we need to turn to the cultural institutions, and slow the flow of immigration (illegal and legal) to levels we can assimilate.

If we don't dismantle Common Core, then we need to have traditional American history and civics be made part of the curriculum (inalienable rights, limited government, pioneer history, American exceptionalism, the whole 9 yards).

Repeal and replace the 1965 Kennedy immigration bill that was nothing less than a wholesale attempt (now significantly successful) to replace the American electorate by a coalition of urban leftists and socialist oriented masses of the Third World.

Andrew Breitbart had it right about politics being downstream of culture. So now that we've regained some control of our politics, lets attend to the culture.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 02, 2017 09:52 AM (QtQaN)

120 http://bit.ly/2lXUP5M


==================================


McCaskill Tweets She Has Never Met, Called Russian Ambassador,But Past Tweets State Otherwise

Posted by: EVLINC! at March 02, 2017 09:53 AM (y3aQB)

121 96
Ace isn't awake. He's having CBD do his dirty work and putting the thread up. All the clues are in the ONT thread to anyone who will connect the dots! It's all a conspiracy!
Posted by: buzzion at March 02, 2017 09:48 AM (z/Ubi)

====================

*tin foil hat on*

I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 02, 2017 09:53 AM (EvBgT)

122 Would it be beyond the pale to say that I would gladly volunteer to horsewhip these assholes in the public square?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 02, 2017 09:42 AM (0mRoj)
========================

Volunteer work might be a good way to get your foot in the door for a nice cushy guvmmit job.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 02, 2017 09:53 AM (bpfzP)

123 you know this whole Russian hack thing - they do realize just how ludicrous it is, right? I mean, republicans and Russians...it is really just bizarre how they keep pushing it.

Posted by: ghost of Orwell at March 02, 2017 09:53 AM (+Jknm)

124 Inconceivable!

Posted by: garrett at March 02, 2017 09:53 AM (ktw54)

125 >>"School say non-Caucasion, special needs student behind racist anti-Semitic graffiti"


http://preview.tinyurl.com/z93w8vz



Ah, the one that included a backwards swastika. And not done by a white nationalist Nazi? Shocka!!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 02, 2017 09:54 AM (NOIQH)

126 I disagree, I don't think the MSM will get stronger, it will continue to
slide into irrelevance, as they continue to proliferate substance free
stories. The consumer does not trust them, so unless they produce
something, fully detailed and evidenced to affirm their accusations, the
public will continue to ignore them, only in greater numbers.

===

This is to me the reason that deregulating cable and ISPs and busting up the bundling in favor of a la carte matters.

I am currently funding MSNBC , CNN, NBC, ESPN with my subscription despite the fact that I don't ever watch them.

Bust em.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 02, 2017 09:54 AM (6TED6)

127 Hugh Freakin' Hewitt of all people were ripping the Laughingstock this morning, stating this was a terrible hit piece. I mean, when RINO squish Hewitt badmouths the MSM, it's pretty sad.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 02, 2017 09:54 AM (kFnmp)

128 Available.

Posted by: Trey Gowdy's Hair at March 02, 2017 09:54 AM (fqERy)

129 Fuck the MSM
Fuck Franken
Fuck the Left

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 02, 2017 09:55 AM (KlI/a)

130 My biological father lived in Moscow for a couple of years. He gave me one of those nesting dolls. I shall be hung at dawn.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 02, 2017 09:55 AM (bpfzP)

131 117 Chaffetz is from Utah and answers to Orrin Hatch, et al. Where is McMuffin from again?
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 02, 2017 09:40 AM (MIKMs)

McMuffin is busy saying that Trump's support of nationalism is Putin-esque. You know it's evil when Trump says his job is to represent the United States and not the world.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at March 02, 2017 09:52 AM (

It's UnAmerican to put the interests of our Country and her citizens first. Duh!

Posted by: Egg McMuffin at March 02, 2017 09:55 AM (OoOd6)

132 126 This is to me the reason that deregulating cable and ISPs and busting up the bundling in favor of a la carte matters.

I am currently funding MSNBC , CNN, NBC, ESPN with my subscription despite the fact that I don't ever watch them.

Bust em.
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 02, 2017 09:54 AM (6TED6)

====================

I don't think legislation is necessary. An alternative is already there: cut the cable and get something like a Roku.

The movement on that front is already hurting ESPN badly, killing Disney's bottom line. All without action from Congress. The market is doing it.

Join us. It's nice.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 02, 2017 09:56 AM (EvBgT)

133 Nevergiveup - Fuck Minnesota for voting for Franken.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 02, 2017 09:56 AM (kFnmp)

134
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 02, 2017 09:54 AM (kFnmp)

How you doing? Any clues as to Philadelphia Jewish cemetery desecration you can reveal?

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 02, 2017 09:56 AM (ZFUt7)

135 I served Jeff Sessions a White Russian--white!--while I was a bartender at the Commodore Hotel back in '83. Or maybe '85.

I wanted to tell the Committee earlier, but I was Dixie Chicken.

Posted by: Al "Little Feat" Franken, Have you seen my gorilla suit? No--my other gorilla suit. at March 02, 2017 09:56 AM (Ndje9)

136 Say you just lost an election.
And the reason you lost is because several hundred thousand people who voted for you the last two cycles voted for the other guy.

How do you win those voters back to vote for you?

(A) Propose policies that benefit them?
(B) Accuse the other side of cheating?
(C) Accuse the other side of cheating AND accuse those voters of being racists?


What kind of horrible position is the Democrat Party in when "A" is the worst choice for them?
And "C" is the best?

Posted by: RoyalOil at March 02, 2017 09:56 AM (AmMfi)

137 130 My biological father lived in Moscow for a couple of years. He gave me one of those nesting dolls. I shall be hung at dawn.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 02, 2017 09:55 AM (bpfzP)

I'm thinking of buying blank nesting dolls and doing a Trump family theme.


Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 02, 2017 09:56 AM (Om16U)

138 **taps clock** is this thing broken??? It's before 12 EDT, right???right??? This feelz....unnatural.

Posted by: lindarising at March 02, 2017 09:57 AM (4VAdr)

139 130 My biological father lived in Moscow for a couple of years. He gave me one of those nesting dolls. I shall be hung at dawn.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 02, 2017 09:55 AM (bpfzP)

Matryoshka dolls. I had a set too. I guess I'm a KGB sleeper agent. Deep cover. So deep that I don't even know about it.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 02, 2017 09:57 AM (0mRoj)

140 Join us. It's nice.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

===

What do you use for Internet?

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 02, 2017 09:57 AM (6TED6)

141
The MFM is all foaming at the mouth over this. Including the lefties on Fox News Radio. Where's Barry to tell them the 80s called and it wants its foreign policy back? Oh that's right his flunkies are behind this crap

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 02, 2017 09:58 AM (493sH)

142 How you doing? Any clues as to Philadelphia Jewish cemetery desecration you can reveal?

Every Trump-blamed incident here since the election has been proven false. The mayor is blaming Trump's "rhetoric" for this. I can almost guarantee it's not a Trump supporter, but I'll wager it's some asshole teenagers.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 02, 2017 09:58 AM (kFnmp)

143 Franken is Hyman Roth's Senator

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 02, 2017 09:58 AM (KlI/a)

144
It is interesting how the Democrat Party has suddenly turned into the John Birch Society.
Posted by: V the K


It Putin declared himself to be Communist the Dems would love him.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 02, 2017 09:58 AM (IqV8l)

145 Sessions says he will recuse himself from any investigation into Trump and possible Russian ties.

Uh, there isn't going to be any investigation. The dems backed off on demanding it and so did almost all of the Republicans. He is playing politics by their rules which is not IMO a good thing.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 02, 2017 09:59 AM (le7jz)

146 Apparently Patton Oswald knows a lot. He apparently read a biography of John Adams while filming an independent movie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 02, 2017 09:48 AM (EvBgT)

His whole shtick is being the fat wise-cracking sidekick to the truly cool kids and for that he needs the cool kids to want him as their sidekick. It really is that simple.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at March 02, 2017 09:59 AM (kXoT0)

147 136 Say you just lost an election.
And the reason you lost is because several hundred thousand people who voted for you the last two cycles voted for the other guy.

How do you win those voters back to vote for you?

(A) Propose policies that benefit them?
(B) Accuse the other side of cheating?
(C) Accuse the other side of cheating AND accuse those voters of being racists?


What kind of horrible position is the Democrat Party in when "A" is the worst choice for them?
And "C" is the best?
Posted by: RoyalOil at March 02, 2017 09:56 AM (AmMfi)

====================

I think it's symptomatic of them not developing a strategy for defeat before the election. They, like 95% of the world, believed that the polls were at least somewhat correct, and they had it in the bag. They had never even processed the idea intellectually or emotionally before it happened.

Suddenly, they were faced with a monumental change that they didn't see coming.

They panicked. They don't know what to do. They now suddenly realize that they have no power center. Each wing of the party is lashing out in its own way. The defeat deepened the rifts between those wings.

They reached for the gut and did what was natural: deflect and insult.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 02, 2017 09:59 AM (EvBgT)

148 99 Apparently Patton Oswald knows a lot. He apparently read a biography of John Adams while filming an independent movie.



Which makes his liberalism all the more perplexing to me. "How do
you know so much about history and still think that power wielded
unchecked by an elite you happen to agree with at the time is good for a
nation in the long run?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 02, 2017 09:48 AM (EvBgT)


I don't know anything about Patrick Oswald. I DO know about Adams. He was the "big government" liberal of the day back in the early days. He had always wanted a strong central government at the convention but was thwarted there. He made up for it by packing the courts which only got partially undone.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 02, 2017 09:59 AM (mpXpK)

149 I served Jeff Sessions a White Russian--white!--while I was a bartender at the Commodore Hotel back in '83. Or maybe '85.

I wanted to tell the Committee earlier, but I was Dixie Chicken.

Posted by: Al "Little Feat" Franken, Have you seen my gorilla suit? No--my other gorilla suit. at March 02, 2017 09:56 AM (Ndje9)




I saw the White Russians open for the Commodores in '79

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 02, 2017 09:59 AM (493sH)

150 The news media must have a massive fire-and-hire thing going on. These fresh new journalists are really very eager investigative reporters. Not like that last bunch we had during the Obama administration. It's nice to see the new talent step up and start speaking Truth to Power.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 02, 2017 09:59 AM (bpfzP)

151 McCain is a mancurian candidate.
So is Pelosi (remember her trip to Syria).
The boss man must have his HQ in or near Syria.
That was where McCain was last reported visiting.

This stuff is out in the open. I'm just noting what is reported by the media. Russia kicked out all the NGOs a few years ago. US needs to do the same thing. The NGOs are really private armies. Funny Heinlein had private armies in his later novels like "Friday".

Posted by: Ok at March 02, 2017 09:59 AM (K2SnJ)

152 122 Would it be beyond the pale to say that I would gladly volunteer to horsewhip these assholes in the public square?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 02, 2017 09:42 AM (0mRoj)
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Volunteer work might be a good way to get your foot in the door for a nice cushy guvmmit job.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 02, 2017 09:53 AM (bpfzP)

I've heard there's good money to be made in horsewhipping in the private dungeo...I mean, sector.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 02, 2017 09:59 AM (0mRoj)

153 130 My biological father lived in Moscow for a couple of years. He gave me one of those nesting dolls. I shall be hung at dawn.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 02, 2017 09:55 AM (bpfzP)

I hate those nesting dolls. They're so full of themselves.

Posted by: josephistan at March 02, 2017 10:00 AM (7HtZB)

154 I believe I could sleep for the next 3 or so years and wake up to these same MSM headlines. Time for that national divorce.

Posted by: MAC-SOG at March 02, 2017 10:00 AM (QPdNE)

155 Another Caucasian, Gary!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 02, 2017 10:01 AM (gLNAv)

156 Trump a Russian mole? Don't make me laugh:

http://bit.ly/2mGflGw

Posted by: OregonMuse at March 02, 2017 10:01 AM (tgrKG)

157 140
What do you use for Internet?
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 02, 2017 09:57 AM (6TED6)

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The company here is called WOW!, but I mostly use my phone for browsing and I have a smart TV and Roku (we bought the Roku a year before the TV) where we can watch our subscriptions to Netflix, Hulu, or Amazon Prime. It's significantly less expensive than a cable subscription, and I don't have to give any money to ESPN or MSNBC.

I don't get as much empty headed TV playing in the background (so, no Big Bang Theory, for example), which I think is an overall good thing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 02, 2017 10:01 AM (EvBgT)

158 Fuck Minnesota for voting for Franken.

Nah. Fuck Flint Michigan, for putting such big trunks in Buicks.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 02, 2017 10:01 AM (H5rtT)

159 "Matryoshka dolls. I had a set too. I guess I'm a KGB sleeper agent. Deep cover. So deep that I don't even know about it."

Odessa, given to me by my handler at the top of the Potemkin Steps.

In exchange for American currency.


Each doll has a microphone and pinhead camera, suitable for giving to an American political, for display in their office.


Komrad

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 02, 2017 10:02 AM (i/+aM)

160 148 I don't know anything about Patrick Oswald. I DO know about Adams. He was the "big government" liberal of the day back in the early days. He had always wanted a strong central government at the convention but was thwarted there. He made up for it by packing the courts which only got partially undone.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 02, 2017 09:59 AM (mpXpK)

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He certainly packed his waist...if you know what I mean.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 02, 2017 10:02 AM (EvBgT)

161 I'm thinking of buying blank nesting dolls and doing a Trump family theme.




Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 02, 2017 09:56 AM (Om16U)
==========================


That's a great idea! I bet those would sell, although I don't know how you could mass produce them.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 02, 2017 10:02 AM (bpfzP)

162 When are we officially changing our name to USR?

Posted by: lindarising on her phone at March 02, 2017 10:03 AM (4VAdr)

163 Good morning.

Posted by: Serious Cat at March 02, 2017 10:03 AM (Uy6ri)

164 "Cutting the cable" ... isn't.

If you pay for broadband from an ISP ?

You're still funding TIMEWARNERCOMCAST Megacorp.

The monthly TV charges have dropped substantially while broadband prices have gone up. This is in order to cover the cost of Netflix , Hulu etc etc being streamed over their bandwidth.

If you're watching?

You're not really cutting anything.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 02, 2017 10:03 AM (6TED6)

165 McCaskill Tweets She Has Never Met, Called Russian Ambassador,But Past Tweets State Otherwise

Posted by: EVLINC! at March 02, 2017 09:53 AM (y3aQB)




Get her! Run her out of office!! Oh wait, Democrat...err...nevermind

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 02, 2017 10:03 AM (493sH)

166 Thanks, Ace. You saved me some research for when I have to translate my daughter's friends on FB for her.

Posted by: Sal at March 02, 2017 10:03 AM (hA4a+)

167 It's infuriating that some of the GOP leaders are participating in this clown show. It's as if they have something to hide.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 02, 2017 10:04 AM (fqERy)

168 Barack Obamas Confidante Valerie Jarrett Has Moved Into His New DC Home To Work On Ousting Trump

Weasel Zippers

PDT should unload that archives on ALL the crap Fredo and his Politburo did.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 02, 2017 10:04 AM (KlI/a)

169 Sedition is overt conduct, such as speech and organization, that tends toward insurrection against the established order. Sedition often includes subversion of a constitution and incitement of discontent (or resistance) to lawful authority. Sedition may include any commotion, though not aimed at direct and open violence against the laws. Seditious words in writing are seditious libel. A seditionist is one who engages in or promotes the interests of sedition.
Why isn't Onappy in jail?

Posted by: Strobe at March 02, 2017 10:04 AM (gbWkA)

170 121 96
Ace isn't awake. He's having CBD do his dirty work and putting the thread up. All the clues are in the ONT thread to anyone who will connect the dots! It's all a conspiracy!
Posted by: buzzion at March 02, 2017 09:48 AM (z/Ubi)

====================

*tin foil hat on*

I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 02, 2017 09:53 AM (EvBgT)



Its all there! Written in a secret code! You just have to know how to properly decipher it and follow the threads! Just look:

501 CBD, i wrote an email to you, asking you to publish the Sessions piece in draft at around 9:30... did you see that?
Posted by: ace at March 02, 2017 02:33 AM (8rNrN)



Its a conspiracy I tell you. Wake up Sheeple!

Posted by: buzzion at March 02, 2017 10:04 AM (z/Ubi)

171 I've heard there's good money to be made in horsewhipping in the private dungeo...I mean, sector.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 02, 2017 09:59 AM (0mRoj)
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There ya go. A nice little business on the side until your big break comes along.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 02, 2017 10:04 AM (bpfzP)

172 162 When are we officially changing our name to USR?
Posted by: lindarising on her phone at March 02, 2017 10:03 AM (4VAdr)

====================

I don't know, but if the national divorce does happen, I hope that the new socialist country calls itself the Compassionate States of America.

You know, the CSA.

Also, on an unrelated note, did you know that the Confederate States of America said that local communities could overrule federal laws? And that was before the 14th amendment.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 02, 2017 10:05 AM (EvBgT)

173 162 When are we officially changing our name to USR?
Posted by: lindarising on her phone at March 02, 2017 10:03 AM (4VAdr)

+++

LOL.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 02, 2017 10:05 AM (Ivjge)

174 Each doll has a microphone and pinhead camera, suitable for giving to an American political, for display in their office.


Pinheads for pinheads. Fitting.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 02, 2017 10:05 AM (0mRoj)

175 OT-Newly confirmed Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke rode John Kerry to work this morning. http://tinyurl.com/hus2aez

Posted by: WeBoned! at March 02, 2017 10:05 AM (yOWG+)

176 Barack Obamas Confidante Valerie Jarrett Has Moved Into His New DC Home To Work On Ousting Trump

Weasel Zippers

PDT should unload that archives on ALL the crap Fredo and his Politburo did.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 02, 2017 10:04 AM (KlI/a)



Everything all the dirt on the bastard. Take the gloves off

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 02, 2017 10:06 AM (493sH)

177 I think ValJar is amazing, when Bobo/Mooch talk you can barely see her lips move, although her hand up their asses is readily apparent.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at March 02, 2017 10:06 AM (kXoT0)

178 I have used ROKU since version 1 (5-7 years? ). I stopped using the Netflix , Hulu etc. services when they started blocking VPNs.

I have a Smart Tv but it is scary to me. I keep it firewalled and VPN'd .

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 02, 2017 10:06 AM (6TED6)

179 164 You're still funding TIMEWARNERCOMCAST Megacorp.

The monthly TV charges have dropped substantially while broadband prices have gone up. This is in order to cover the cost of Netflix , Hulu etc etc being streamed over their bandwidth.

If you're watching?

You're not really cutting anything.
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 02, 2017 10:03 AM (6TED6)

==================

Yeah, you're still funding them, but you're no longer funding ESPN and MSNBC.

ESPN is on the path to disaster because of cable cutting.

Saying that cable cutting makes no difference is a very limited view.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 02, 2017 10:06 AM (EvBgT)

180 Matryoshka dolls. I had a set too. I guess I'm a KGB sleeper agent. Deep cover. So deep that I don't even know about it.

I recall having some cheap-ass plastic knock-off shit like that back as a 70s kid ... some farmer family. Had a cardboard barn and some plastic hay and such.

Were my parents recruiting me for the KGB Youth ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 02, 2017 10:06 AM (1ZlS3)

181 As an aside, Mrs VIA bought three bottles of Trump wine at our local shop last night.

The owner, a friend, has stated that he is selling a good amount of it.
And he is surprised by regular customers who he assumed were liberals asking for it by name, and stating that they are Trump supporters.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 02, 2017 10:06 AM (i/+aM)

182
The MFM is all foaming at the mouth over this. Including the lefties on Fox News Radio.

Fox News Radio is indistinguishable from the others.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 02, 2017 10:06 AM (IqV8l)

183 I've heard there's good money to be made in horsewhipping

And to think, there's still guys making that "Buggywhip makers" crack!
Youse can check with Palpatine: the whip market is alive and well.

I've gotten back into the Stocks, myself. And a Pillory, for Hillory.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 02, 2017 10:06 AM (H5rtT)

184
OT-Newly confirmed Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke rode John Kerry to work this morning. http://tinyurl.com/hus2aez

Posted by: WeBoned! at March 02, 2017 10:05 AM (yOWG+)
==========================

Oh my gosh. That's some kind of wonderful.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 02, 2017 10:07 AM (bpfzP)

185 >>Yeah, go fuck yourselves silly.

Wait, you already did.

In that case, go fuck yourself for being silly.

Posted by: Pendejo at March 02, 2017 10:07 AM (yKJ+U)

186 The owner, a friend, has stated that he is selling a good amount of it.
And he is surprised by regular customers who he assumed were liberals asking for it by name, and stating that they are Trump supporters.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 02, 2017 10:06 AM (i/+aM)




I'll bet they all have Russian accents!!1!1!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 02, 2017 10:07 AM (493sH)

187 Obama's Loyalist Leave-Behinds


Aren't stay-behinds supposed to die.
Leahy and Franken can go fuck themselves, they're a disgrace.

Posted by: DaveA at March 02, 2017 10:08 AM (8J/Te)

188 @175 I love it!
The literal Horse He Rode In On!

Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 02, 2017 10:09 AM (H5rtT)

189 Vere is Moose and Squirrel Americanski no goodnicks?

Posted by: Strobe at March 02, 2017 10:09 AM (gbWkA)

190 187 Obama's Loyalist Leave-Behinds


Aren't stay-behinds supposed to die.
Leahy and Franken can go fuck themselves, they're a disgrace.
Posted by: DaveA at March 02, 2017 10:08 AM (8J/Te)

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We're more likely to see Al Franken rise to head the Democratic leadership in the Senate than to see him leave office, voluntarily or by being voted out.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 02, 2017 10:09 AM (EvBgT)

191 The Clintons parse every single question asked of them. It's been said they could find a loophole in a Stop sign.

We get to employ the same standard, bitchez.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at March 02, 2017 10:09 AM (OloKm)

192 Posted by: TheJamesMadison
==

This is old but indicative (2010)

Parentnt companies of channels from OpenSecrets.org ---

News Corp. (Fox News Channel, FX, FUEL TV, others)

General Electric (NBC, MSNBC, CNBC, Telemundo, USA, Bravo, others)

National Amusements (CBS Corp. and Viacom)

Comcast Corp. (G4, E!, others)

Time Warner (CNN, TBS, Cinemax, TNT, Warner Bros./CW, others)

Walt Disney Co. (ABC, ESPN, others)

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 02, 2017 10:10 AM (6TED6)

193 Every single morning, I open my eyes and think, "What fresh hell awaits us today?"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2017 10:10 AM (PY9jH)

194 "I'll bet they all have Russian accents!!1!1!"


Da...deh do.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 02, 2017 10:10 AM (i/+aM)

195 Peaceful transition of power...

Posted by: Obama's lackey at March 02, 2017 10:11 AM (QHn9+)

196 So no art?

Posted by: josephistan at March 02, 2017 10:11 AM (7HtZB)

197 196 So no art?
Posted by: josephistan at March 02, 2017 10:11 AM (7HtZB)



Ace's writing is a masterpiece.

Posted by: buzzion at March 02, 2017 10:12 AM (z/Ubi)

198 Everything the media says is a lie. They are the worst people in the world.

Posted by: Chris M at March 02, 2017 10:12 AM (eAZVt)

199 "So no art?"


Garfunkel died?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 02, 2017 10:12 AM (i/+aM)

200 Shakespeare, I recommend the book "A Year in the Life of William Shakespeare: 1599" as covering what is being discussed about him and his work in this thread. http://tinyurl.com/hxf7qac

Posted by: geoffb5 at March 02, 2017 10:12 AM (d3wbb)

201 197 196 So no art?
Posted by: josephistan at March 02, 2017 10:11 AM (7HtZB)


Ace's writing is a masterpiece.
Posted by: buzzion at March 02, 2017 10:12 AM (z/Ubi)

But there's no place for the sniper to hide.

Posted by: josephistan at March 02, 2017 10:12 AM (7HtZB)

202 The Democrats never had a problem with Russia until the fall of the Soviet Union. That tells me all I need to know about those fucking traitors.

Posted by: rickl at March 02, 2017 10:13 AM (zoehZ)

203 Could we get off of defense on this nonsense & get back on offense?

The Dems and their circus monkeys in the MSN are ginning up a false Ruskie scare because they are complicit in giving state secrets and cash to Imran Awan?

https://tinyurl.com/zctzzae

Make the MSN report the news by reporting it on conservative sites.

Posted by: Batterup at March 02, 2017 10:13 AM (mtGE/)

204 TFG and his flying monkeys in the MFM and his administration are never going away.

He's like a scab that won't heal.

And I'll remove my fingers from the keyboard.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2017 10:13 AM (PY9jH)

205 What kind of horrible position is the Democrat Party in when "A" is the worst choice for them?
And "C" is the best?


Posted by: RoyalOil at March 02, 2017 09:56 AM (AmMfi)


It's not that bad - they have Barack Obama, all rested and ready to lead them against the TrumpenFuhrer. I know, it isn't like he can be president again, but with the guidance of this Great Helmsman it is certain that the Democrats will come through these squalls with whatever figurehead he comes up with fixed firmly to the bows.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase A Plethora of Pungent Pithy Phrases at the Outrage Outlet! at March 02, 2017 10:13 AM (hLRSq)

206 Nightynight everyone

And have a wonderful yesterday!

Yes its Friday here ...

Posted by: Aussie at March 02, 2017 10:14 AM (ORysF)

207 G'night dear Aussie.

Sweet dreams

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 02, 2017 10:14 AM (i/+aM)

208 Fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face.

Posted by: General Jack D. Ripper at March 02, 2017 10:15 AM (gbWkA)

209 171 I've heard there's good money to be made in horsewhipping in the private dungeo...I mean, sector.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 02, 2017 09:59 AM (0mRoj)
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There ya go. A nice little business on the side until your big break comes along.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 02, 2017 10:04 AM (bpfzP)

I'd honestly be afraid to be a dom. I might end up liking it.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 02, 2017 10:15 AM (0mRoj)

210 Matryoshka dolls. I had a set too. I guess I'm a KGB sleeper agent. Deep cover. So deep that I don't even know about it.

I recall having some cheap-ass plastic knock-off shit like that back as a 70s kid ... some farmer family. Had a cardboard barn and some plastic hay and such.

Were my parents recruiting me for the KGB Youth ?

Posted by: ScoggDog
****

Back when I was a child The Electric Company or Sesame Street had one of those dolls on and thru stop motion photography it opened up one by one then eventually reversed and closed back up.
I thought it was kind of cool.
Guess I am a wannabe be KGB sleeper agent.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at March 02, 2017 10:15 AM (0x/TW)

211 204 TFG and his flying monkeys in the MFM and his administration are never going away.

He's like a scab that won't heal.

And I'll remove my fingers from the keyboard.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2017 10:13 AM (PY9jH)

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Nope, he won't.

The question is how long can he hold onto power within the Democratic Party.

Organizing protests is something Wendy Davis can do. If he can't get Democratic lawmakers to bend to his will, then he's no more than an agitating protester.

From what I've seen, the party is very split on whether to keep following him or not. Without the institutional power of the party behind him, Obama will only see diminishing returns on his investments in protest.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 02, 2017 10:15 AM (EvBgT)

212 183. There is a brisk and selective market for volchatkas, nagaykas, and most of your traditional Cossack stuff. Riding crop prices continue to show sharp upward trends, as more and more folks are getting their respective freaks on.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 02, 2017 10:16 AM (vowxb)

213 I like drinking white russians and good russian vodka. hmm.time to start self flagellating.

Posted by: IC at March 02, 2017 10:16 AM (a0IVu)

214 But there's no place for the sniper to hide.
Posted by: josephistan at March 02, 2017 10:12 AM (7HtZB)



Where Al Franken's brain is supposed to be.

Posted by: buzzion at March 02, 2017 10:17 AM (z/Ubi)

215 Seems like this is a war between PDT and Soros . The media and probably a large portion of their "respectable Fortune5k parent companies" are just bought and paid for weapons of the Soros' leftist army.

Could it be as some have postulated that the left is backed into a corner ? They know Sessions is coming and they are terrified? Maybe there is a self-defensive component to their apparent madness?

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 02, 2017 10:17 AM (6TED6)

216 Al Franken, one of the self-hating bed fouling usual suspects.

Their over representation is astounding.

Posted by: Wontsubmit at March 02, 2017 10:18 AM (FHmKp)

217 Aussie,
I heard a rumor about the quokka' down under....

Posted by: lindarising on her phone at March 02, 2017 10:18 AM (4VAdr)

218 https://twitter.com/BecketAdams/status/837306181391683584

LOL

Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 02, 2017 10:18 AM (Om16U)

219 "Where Al Franken's brain is supposed to be."

Why is there a bull barrel sticking out of Franken's asshole?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 02, 2017 10:18 AM (i/+aM)

220 217 Aussie,
I heard a rumor about the quokka' down under....
Posted by: lindarising on her phone

Is this going to turn into a hardwood argument?

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 02, 2017 10:18 AM (FZYNt)

221
Water is wet, Chuck Schumer calls for Jeff Sessions to resign.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 02, 2017 10:19 AM (ZFUt7)

222 I just read a link at Drudge, and a commenter suggested that what TFG is doing to try to undermine Trump and either force his resignation, or have him impeached, is sedition.

Obama needs to be investigated.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2017 10:19 AM (PY9jH)

223 Holy shit Ace is up early.

I like this.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 02, 2017 09:25 AM (EvBgT)

---
he was on the ONT last last night too, so i'm fairly certain we're going to get an insomnia thread again today...

me?

ima go back to bed.


Posted by: redc1c4 at March 02, 2017 10:19 AM (Ktin/)

224 Jeff Sessions should publicly introduce Ted Kennedy's letter to the Russians written during the 1984 campaign.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 02, 2017 10:19 AM (JO9+V)

225 For the record: Chuck Schumer is a despicable hypocrite and liar.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 02, 2017 10:19 AM (HiDrR)

226 Guess I am a wannabe be KGB sleeper agent.
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at March 02, 2017 10:15 AM (0x/TW)


I would be an awesome sleeper agent.

NRA tee / denim shirt combo, jeans, work boots, pickup, hick accent ... they'd never see me coming.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 02, 2017 10:19 AM (1ZlS3)

227 Russia Russia Russia.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at March 02, 2017 10:20 AM (nQHw/)

228 Interesting how this all comes out on the day that Obama's DOJ is exposed as a money funnel for La Raza and other radical groups.


I question the timing.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 02, 2017 10:20 AM (6TED6)

229 5 OT-Newly confirmed Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke rode John Kerry to work this morning. http://tinyurl.com/hus2aez
========
I thought it was Sarah Jessica Parker???

Posted by: EVLINC! at March 02, 2017 10:20 AM (y3aQB)

230 Mollie Hemingway tweet:

Jeff Sessions is a Russian agent.

No, you guys don't sound 100% unhinged.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 02, 2017 10:20 AM (B+qrE)

231 I believe I hate Chuckie Schumer as much as I ever hated TFG. What a disgusting piece of filth.

Yes, I'm in a mood. Why do you ask?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2017 10:20 AM (PY9jH)

232 Posted by: EVLINC! at March 02, 2017 10:20 AM (y3aQB)


Are you gonna go fix the margins a sammich now?

Posted by: buzzion at March 02, 2017 10:21 AM (z/Ubi)

233 "The NYT is already reporting an increased subscription rate. "

Sure - from the hardcore left who will always hate Trump and goes to NYT and CNN to confirm their biases.

Among the general public, the prestige of the MSM is at an all-time low.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at March 02, 2017 10:21 AM (ZM2xo)

234 And to think, there's still guys making that "Buggywhip makers" crack!
Youse can check with Palpatine: the whip market is alive and well.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 02, 2017 10:06 AM (H5rtT)


Well, that's because most of them are used for kinky sex, right?

Posted by: OregonMuse at March 02, 2017 10:21 AM (tgrKG)

235 Schumer is a total fuck

I am ashamed he is Jewish

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 02, 2017 10:21 AM (KlI/a)

236
I heard a rumor about the quokka' down under....

Where women glow and men plunder.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 02, 2017 10:21 AM (IqV8l)

237

Anybody check on louise mensch

She must be dehydrated this morning squeeing over this story all night

Posted by: ThunderB at March 02, 2017 10:21 AM (Z6jIs)

238 Jeff Sessions is a racist didn't work.

So now its Jeff Sessions is a Russian agent.

Next it will be Jeff Sessions is a pedo.

Posted by: buzzion at March 02, 2017 10:22 AM (z/Ubi)

239 *smokes cigarette*

Was it good for you, EVILINC?

Posted by: the margins at March 02, 2017 10:22 AM (6TED6)

240 Schumer is having a hard time reading his BS.

'the revelations we learned about last night are extremely troubling..."

Posted by: mallfly of the Jungle at March 02, 2017 10:22 AM (b7fwp)

241
Schumer is a total fuck

I am ashamed he is Jewish


I am ashamed he is human.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 02, 2017 10:22 AM (IqV8l)

242 OT-Newly confirmed Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke rode John Kerry to work this morning. http://tinyurl.com/hus2aez

So we just don't care about the phrasing any more?

Posted by: OregonMuse at March 02, 2017 10:22 AM (tgrKG)

243 There is nothing to fear with a Barack Obama remaining in DC.

Posted by: Juan McCain at March 02, 2017 10:22 AM (fqERy)

244 Watching Chuckie on TV now. I'm going to go ahead and do myself a favor now and unplug the keyboard for the day. Good luck all.

Posted by: ElKomandante at March 02, 2017 10:22 AM (K3zou)

245 The straw grasping continues apace.

Posted by: steve walsh at March 02, 2017 10:22 AM (SPxQP)

246 233 "The NYT is already reporting an increased subscription rate. "

Sure - from the hardcore left who will always hate Trump and goes to NYT and CNN to confirm their biases.

Among the general public, the prestige of the MSM is at an all-time low.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at March 02, 2017 10:21 AM (ZM2xo)

=================

Until I see those numbers that break down who's actually subscribing, I'm going to assume that the hardcore left already subscribed and that these new members are from closer to the center.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 02, 2017 10:22 AM (EvBgT)

247 NYT subscriptions taken by who? Universities?

Posted by: ThunderB at March 02, 2017 10:22 AM (Z6jIs)

248 Witchhunt.

Posted by: bluebell at March 02, 2017 10:23 AM (sBOL1)

249 Schumer is a total fuck
I am ashamed he is Jewish

I am ashamed he is human.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 02, 2017 10:22 AM (IqV8l)


Has that been actually verified, or are you just supposing?

Posted by: OregonMuse at March 02, 2017 10:23 AM (tgrKG)

250 I'd like to be a sleeper agent. That way I could stay in bed and not have to get up for work.

Posted by: rickl at March 02, 2017 10:23 AM (zoehZ)

251 Schumer is a total fuck

I am ashamed he is Jewish

I am ashamed he is human.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 02, 2017 10:22 AM (IqV8l)



Are you sure about the last one?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 02, 2017 10:23 AM (493sH)

252 Hysterical fucks. Whinning like little girls

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 02, 2017 10:23 AM (KlI/a)

253 This is honestly one of the most unbelievable things I've seen our media do.

They took a quote from Trump responding to (turns our false) reports that Putin called him "bright" with "great guy, great guy, strong leader" (in the context of other world leaders talking shit about him) plus a joke about "hey -- maybe the Russians have Hillary's 35,000 deleted emails! Media, look in to that!" (in the context of --probably false-- media reports that Russia was trying to "hack" in to unsecured emails of high ranking administration officials) and have spun this unbelievable meme of Russian hacking of the election, and Trump being a Manchurian candidate, and all of this absurdity that is now the mainstay of the 24/7 news cycle.

...And it's completely taken off. To the point where ace feels the need to pen a movie review about how silly it is to accuse then-senator sessions of ALSO being a manchurian candidate working for the Russkies.

All of this against the backdrop of in 2012 Romney saying Russia is our biggest geopolitical foe and Obama laughing and saying "The 1980's called and want their foreign policy back!"

Just a complete and totally absurd turn of events that no hollywood producer would accept in a screenplay because it's so ridiculous that no one would ever buy that this could happen in real life.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 02, 2017 10:23 AM (wmaTe)

254 Dems have a guilt complex for writing the scumbag emails and not securing them.

Meanwhile, what's John Podesta up to regarding his front groups to "reform" the Catholic church?

Posted by: ISpy at March 02, 2017 10:23 AM (0Su3S)

255 234. Define kinky.....

My understanding is - kinky is you use a feather; perverted is you use the whole chicken.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 02, 2017 10:23 AM (vowxb)

256 Anybody check on louise mensch

I'll take one for the team ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 02, 2017 10:23 AM (1ZlS3)

257 214 But there's no place for the sniper to hide.
Posted by: josephistan at March 02, 2017 10:12 AM (7HtZB)


Where Al Franken's brain is supposed to be.
Posted by: buzzion at March 02, 2017 10:17 AM (z/Ubi)

You can hide an armored division there.

Posted by: josephistan at March 02, 2017 10:24 AM (7HtZB)

258 Could it be as some have postulated that the left is backed into a corner ? They know Sessions is coming and they are terrified? Maybe there is a self-defensive component to their apparent madness?
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 02, 2017 10:17 AM (6TED6)


Yes, they're in the process of committing own goals to infinity.

Posted by: kallisto at March 02, 2017 10:24 AM (nNdYv)

259 I'd like to be a sleeper agent. That way I could stay in bed and not have to get up for work.

Posted by: rickl at March 02, 2017 10:23 AM (zoehZ)


I know, right? Mrs. Muse says I've been a sleeper agent for the past 30 years.

Posted by: OregonMuse at March 02, 2017 10:24 AM (tgrKG)

260 These pig fuckers have some nerve.

Posted by: Joseph McCarthy at March 02, 2017 10:24 AM (Xrson)

261 did Jeff Sessions ever say that Hillary was a liar? We need to investigate this thoroughly.

The fact that the Dems want Sessions to quit is a hint, I think, of what Sessions might be planning on investigating.

Posted by: mallfly of the Jungle at March 02, 2017 10:24 AM (b7fwp)

262 254 Dems have a guilt complex for writing the scumbag emails and not securing them.

Meanwhile, what's John Podesta up to regarding his front groups to "reform" the Catholic church?
Posted by: ISpy at March 02, 2017 10:23 AM (0Su3S)

===================

Writing that being a white, heterosexual, Christian man is a sin in Time. Penance is due, or something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 02, 2017 10:25 AM (EvBgT)

263

NYT could fluff their numbers with bulk buys from Soros groups and universities


These arent individual subscribers. Like how they fake twitter followers by buying bot accounts in bulk

Posted by: ThunderB at March 02, 2017 10:25 AM (Z6jIs)

264 Oh, and ... time for Trump to investigate Hillary.

Posted by: ISpy at March 02, 2017 10:25 AM (0Su3S)

265
Schumer seems to be in an empty room, giving his little speech. Almost empty... he has some flunky asking questions. Almost silent otherwise.

Theatre. Of. The. Absurd.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 02, 2017 10:25 AM (ZFUt7)

266 I'm going to need stronger BP meds.

Does anyone here believe the left gives a fat rat's ass about this country? I totally believe all they care about is money and power.

And I'm looking at you, John McCain, and your little pal Miss Lindsey, too.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2017 10:25 AM (PY9jH)

267 244 Watching Chuckie on TV now. I'm going to go ahead and do myself a favor now and unplug the keyboard for the day. Good luck all.
Posted by: ElKomandante at March 02, 2017 10:22 AM (K3zou)


Sessions is way too much of a gentleman, but I'd cheer if he punched Cuck Schemer (TM) in the face.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2017 10:25 AM (UBQ2A)

268 Hysterical fucks. Whinning like little girls

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 02, 2017 10:23 AM (KlI/a)



I guess they are serious about that 'by any means necessary' business.

Fuck 'em. WAR! Go to the mattresses.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 02, 2017 10:25 AM (JO9+V)

269 http://atfp.co/2lhMGdK

=========

P5+1 Nations Press Senate Democrats to Support Iran Deal

Posted by: EVLINC! at March 02, 2017 10:25 AM (y3aQB)

270 235 Schumer is a total fuck

I am ashamed he is Jewish
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 02, 2017 10:21 AM (KlI/a)

Hell, I'm a goy and I'm ashamed he's Jewish.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 02, 2017 10:26 AM (0mRoj)

271 258 Could it be as some have postulated that the left is backed into a corner ? They know Sessions is coming and they are terrified? Maybe there is a self-defensive component to their apparent madness?
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 02, 2017 10:17 AM (6TED6)

Yes, they're in the process of committing own goals to infinity.
Posted by: kallisto at March 02, 2017 10:24 AM (nNdYv)

======================

Absolutely anything that has the remotest chance of sticking must be tried. Otherwise a lot of leftist agitators are going to find it much harder to pay for protesters.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 02, 2017 10:26 AM (EvBgT)

272 Meanwhile back at the Congress ranch - -

Senator John Cornyn, gutless wretch, says that his constituents didn't vote for Trump's wall and takes a trip to the border to prove it to his donors.

Senator John McCain , nominal American, goes to Europe and explains that Trump is a wannabe dictator.

Senator Lindsey Graham says whatever McCain tells him to say and wags his tail like a good boy.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 02, 2017 10:26 AM (6TED6)

273 I just had a "they can't be that stupid can they? They ARE that stupid" moment:

What if the Democrats see the popularity of "The Americans" and really think there is this huge segment of the right-leaning voters who are scared of anything Russian?

They can't be that stupid, can they?

They ARE that stupid.

Posted by: RoyalOil at March 02, 2017 10:26 AM (AmMfi)

274 255 234. Define kinky.....

My understanding is - kinky is you use a feather; perverted is you use the whole chicken.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants

how do you fuck a feather?

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 02, 2017 10:26 AM (FZYNt)

275 Oh, and ... time for Trump to investigate Hillary.
Posted by: ISpy at March 02, 2017 10:25 AM (0Su3S)

And Fredo since he was well aware of her illegal Email scam

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 02, 2017 10:26 AM (KlI/a)

276 263

NYT could fluff their numbers with bulk buys from Soros groups and universities


These arent individual subscribers. Like how they fake twitter followers by buying bot accounts in bulk
Posted by: ThunderB at March 02, 2017 10:25 AM (Z6jIs)

====================

Any proof?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 02, 2017 10:26 AM (EvBgT)

277 >>Hell, I'm a goy and I'm ashamed he's Jewish.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 02, 2017 10:26 AM (0mRoj)


No suprise.

Posted by: garrett at March 02, 2017 10:26 AM (ktw54)

278


NYT is the prog house organ

Trump mocked their numbers

Prog institutions prop the NYT up with bulk buy of subscriptions

Not individual subscribers

Posted by: ThunderB at March 02, 2017 10:27 AM (Z6jIs)

279 255 234. Define kinky.....

My understanding is - kinky is you use a feather; perverted is you use the whole chicken.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 02, 2017 10:23 AM (vowxb)

Chicken feathers? Kink on a budget?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 02, 2017 10:27 AM (0mRoj)

280 Oh, and ... time for Trump to investigate Hillary.

Posted by: ISpy at March 02, 2017 10:25 AM (0Su3S)




I'd go after Barry. That little bastard wants to get back into politics it's time to take the gloves off on that commie turd

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 02, 2017 10:27 AM (493sH)

281 >>how do you fuck a feather?


In Soviet Russia...

Posted by: Jeff Sessions at March 02, 2017 10:27 AM (ktw54)

282 Sean Spicer should call on National Laughingstock first at the next presser.

Let them ask their question. Any question.

Spicer responds with, Oh, my mistake, this is the National Laughingstock, a paper staffed either with retards that cannot undestand the English language, or lying shitweasels that slander us to promote their agenda. Get your fucking shinebox.

(Security escorts the reporter to the door and casts the into the specially prepared White House mudhole.

Posted by: Minuteman at March 02, 2017 10:28 AM (AjjIl)

283 278


NYT is the prog house organ

Trump mocked their numbers

Prog institutions prop the NYT up with bulk buy of subscriptions

Not individual subscribers
Posted by: ThunderB at March 02, 2017 10:27 AM (Z6jIs)

====================

If you want to assume that your enemy is weak, go ahead.

I shall assume that they are strong.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 02, 2017 10:28 AM (EvBgT)

284 Fuck 'em. WAR! Go to the mattresses.

Thought you'd never ask.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 02, 2017 10:28 AM (1ZlS3)

285 BYW, does anyone think its concerning that the newly ex-president seems to be forming an group to counter the new president's administration? When Michelle and Barack took efforts to assure us they intended to do everything they could to assist the new president and his wife, I KNEW something was up.

Posted by: lily at March 02, 2017 10:28 AM (5Rl8X)

286

NYT should provide the proof. Most NYT subscriptions have been to libraries, universities and institutions for ever

Posted by: ThunderB at March 02, 2017 10:28 AM (Z6jIs)

287 284 Fuck 'em. WAR! Go to the mattresses.

Thought you'd never ask.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 02, 2017 10:28 AM (1ZlS3)

====================

"I brought my own."
-Columbia mattress girl

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 02, 2017 10:28 AM (EvBgT)

288 The whole Russian conspiracy was originally dreamed up to distract from/cover up the Hillary server in her closet mess. The Wikileaks exposure of DNC and Podesta emails was conflated with Hillary emails and then they worked in that Wikileaks is a Russian intel operation so the Russians hacked the DNC Podesta emails then they added after Hillary lost that the election was "hacked" by the Russians.

This has all been a storyline to cover Hillary's likely criminality in the server mess, notice how it went away as something bad she did and became something bad that happened to her, and then the line was weaponized to hurt the upcoming Trump administration and tie up time and resources of theirs. Deadenders left behind were given access to classified info that could be dribbled out to media as needed.

http://tinyurl.com/z56xhmj

WaPo believes that they can bring back their glory days of the 70s by working with secret oppositional operatives inside the government to bring down their second President and become "The" power in DC again.

Posted by: geoffb5 at March 02, 2017 10:29 AM (d3wbb)

289 What's the over/under on the date when we first see a headline that refers to "Trump's Scandal Plagued Administration"?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 02, 2017 10:29 AM (le7jz)

290 Remember how up in arms the left got when Loretta Lynch met with Billy Jeff on the tarmac in Phoenix?

Yeah. No.

I thought the left had hit a new low when they went into full pearl-clutching hysteria over the SEAL's widow being honored by Trump.

Evil. That's all they are.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2017 10:29 AM (PY9jH)

291 196 So no art?

Posted by: josephistan at March 02, 2017 10:11 AM (7HtZB)

Oh, it's there. It's like a Magic Eye poster. Stare at the text for a while, and the image becomes apparent.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 02, 2017 10:29 AM (RgNEi)

292

I dont assume the enemy is weak

I assume they lie

Posted by: ThunderB at March 02, 2017 10:29 AM (Z6jIs)

293 285 BYW, does anyone think its concerning that the newly ex-president seems to be forming an group to counter the new president's administration? When Michelle and Barack took efforts to assure us they intended to do everything they could to assist the new president and his wife, I KNEW something was up.
Posted by: lily at March 02, 2017 10:28 AM (5Rl8X)

===================

Hey, I kind of wish that W had done this.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 02, 2017 10:29 AM (EvBgT)

294 228 Interesting how this all comes out on the day that Obama's DOJ is exposed as a money funnel for La Raza and other radical groups.


I question the timing.
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 02, 2017 10:20 AM (6TED6)

Yes - could we please get on offense?

Posted by: Batterup at March 02, 2017 10:29 AM (mtGE/)

295 president trump....did you or anyone in your administration ever say the word "russia"?

Posted by: phoenixgirl..spring training at March 02, 2017 10:29 AM (0O7c5)

296 Any proof?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 02, 2017 10:26 AM (EvBgT)


Take a look at NYT financials. The corp is being propped up by insider money, not subscriptions or ad revenue.

It's a black hole of no sale, kept chugging along by the kindness of strangers AKA Carlos Slim and friends.

That's why DJT always refers to it as "the failing NYT."

Posted by: kallisto at March 02, 2017 10:29 AM (nNdYv)

297 Hey guys, Joe McCarthy just emailed me and said, "this shit is ridiculous!"

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 02, 2017 10:29 AM (wmaTe)

298 Next it will be Jeff Sessions is a pedo.

Posted by: buzzion at March 02, 2017 10:22 AM (z/Ubi)


Do the Dems really want to open that particular can of worms?

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at March 02, 2017 10:29 AM (ZM2xo)

299 279. Heh....needs must, as they say. And I'm a man of the world - going to and fro and walking up and down in it - so very little shocks me.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 02, 2017 10:29 AM (vowxb)

300 BREAKING: Senate confirms retired neurosurgeon Ben Carson as housing secretary.

Posted by: EVLINC! at March 02, 2017 10:29 AM (y3aQB)

301
That's a great idea! I bet those would sell, although I don't know how you could mass produce them.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 02, 2017 10:02 AM (bpfzP)

yeah

just a pet project

Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 02, 2017 10:30 AM (Om16U)

302 North Korea's former deputy ambassador to the United Nations insists that its citizen "Kim Chol" died of a heart attack and was not poisoned.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 02, 2017 10:30 AM (B+qrE)

303 I think I believe the Norks more about "Kim Chol" than anything the NYT has publised in the last decade.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 02, 2017 10:31 AM (B+qrE)

304 >>271
258 Could it be as some have postulated that the left is backed into a
corner ? They know Sessions is coming and they are terrified? Maybe
there is a self-defensive component to their apparent madness?
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 02, 2017 10:17 AM (6TED6)

Sounds reasonable. Seems like a race against time--they're trying to stay positioned for the Restoration in four years by demonstrating their fealty, without being such tall poppies that that they become targets for the current administration's attention (or their constituents' animosity).

Posted by: General Zod at March 02, 2017 10:31 AM (Bdeb0)

305 296 Any proof?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 02, 2017 10:26 AM (EvBgT)

Take a look at NYT financials. The corp is being propped up by insider money, not subscriptions or ad revenue.

It's a black hole of no sale, kept chugging along by the kindness of strangers AKA Carlos Slim and friends.

That's why DJT always refers to it as "the failing NYT."
Posted by: kallisto at March 02, 2017 10:29 AM (nNdYv)

===================

The strength of their financials in no way reflects their ability to form and sustain narratives in the American consciousness.

Not until they go under. Are they under? No? Then they still have power, and assuming that there's no way on earth that their subscription uptick is real subscribers is a silly way to look at the situation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 02, 2017 10:31 AM (EvBgT)

306 BREAKING: Senate confirms retired neurosurgeon Ben Carson as housing secretary.
Posted by: EVLINC! at March 02, 2017 10:29 AM (y3aQB)

I think Carson should resign and we need an independent Prosecutor immediately!

Posted by: Fuckie Chuckie at March 02, 2017 10:31 AM (KlI/a)

307 I thought the left had hit a new low when they went into full pearl-clutching hysteria over the SEAL's widow being honored by Trump.

Evil. That's all they are.


In all fairness, they didn't blow up our margins.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 02, 2017 10:32 AM (1ZlS3)

308 301. If you're really interested in such a thing, do check out Alibaba.com.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 02, 2017 10:32 AM (vowxb)

309 BREAKING: Senate confirms retired neurosurgeon Ben Carson as housing secretary.

Another obvious pawn of the Kremlin.

WITH A SCALPEL.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 02, 2017 10:32 AM (B+qrE)

310 The question isn't whether the Dems think they can take down Sessions and maybe Trump over this.

It's whether the GOPe thinks this is enough to take down Sessions and, hopefully, Trump.

The GOPe would love to get rid of Trump. They would be quite comfortable with Pence. It would be back to business as usual with cheap labor coming over the border and with the march to a global governing structure for trade and regulation, removing the headache of transnational business having to comply with the laws and import barriers of so many different countries. There would certainly be no silly wall. And back on agenda in the Middle East.

Remember: the IC and DOJ and FBI deep state bureaucrats have had all of the data about contacts between Russians and Trump people for a long time.

They have had all of the phone intercepts and the surveillance data and collected digital data from telephone switches and emails and everything else from the NSA and other sources.

They are simply playing out their hand, working with the MSM, in a timing of their own choosing.

And the key players are not the Dems, but the GOPe.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at March 02, 2017 10:32 AM (3OAG2)

311 293



Hey, I kind of wish that W had done this.



Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 02, 2017 10:29 AM (EvBgT)

Better eight years late than never, amirite?

Posted by: Dubya at March 02, 2017 10:33 AM (V4Qfo)

312 Trump needs to expose every facet of Obama's Illegal Dealings with Iran and his Illegal actions leading up to the Arab Spring.

Posted by: garrett at March 02, 2017 10:33 AM (ktw54)

313 It is going to be like this for the next 8 years ( If there is a G-D in heaven). Which is why we must NEVER give an inch because the Left will not

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 02, 2017 10:33 AM (KlI/a)

314
I heard this morning that the MFM has its panties in a bind over something else. Remember when we heard before Pres. Trump's speech to Congress he was going to talk about an immigration compromise? Apparently he mentioned that at the lunch he had with the MFM the day of the speech. Then when he never mentioned a compromise in the speech the MFM wanted to know what happened. Allegedly the White House said he only told them that. Sounds like he played them and they fell for it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 02, 2017 10:33 AM (493sH)

315 also, I thought Senators were exempt from perjury and defamation and other normal laws when they were speaking in the Senate.

At least thats what the media told me when people said, "Harry Reid just completely fabricated the fact that he has a friend who says Romney didn't pay taxes."

So under that formulation, Sessions could say whatever he wanted, no?

Well, maybe they'll give him the Clapper treatment for lying under oath to Congress and oh-- thats right, nothing happened to him.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 02, 2017 10:33 AM (wmaTe)

316 Fuvk the Democrats and fuck the MFM.
Fuck them sideways. Fuck them often and fuck them long. They're worthless pieces of pig excrement that can't get over Mrs Clinton losing the election.
It's gonna be a long eight years.

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at March 02, 2017 10:34 AM (qnOHi)

317 Trump needs to expose every facet of Obama's Illegal Dealings with Iran and his Illegal actions leading up to the Arab Spring.
Posted by: garrett at March 02, 2017 10:33 AM (ktw54)

Exactly. Every fuckin inch

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 02, 2017 10:34 AM (KlI/a)

318 Fuck it. I'm going to fix myself a drink. Back in a minute.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 02, 2017 10:34 AM (0mRoj)

319 Beau Biden's widow is now shacking up with her brother in law Hunter Biden says the cover of the NY Post. Confusingly one of Beau's kids is named Hunter

This recalls the old NY Rangers cheer for Devils goalie Marty Brodeur who left his wife for her sister and more kids:

Uncle! Daddy! Uncle! Daddy!

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 02, 2017 10:34 AM (qDvM/)

320 318 Fuck it. I'm going to fix myself a drink. Back in a minute.
Posted by: Insomniac

make it a White Russian

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 02, 2017 10:34 AM (FZYNt)

321 Also, I remember the left freaking out when it was revealed that the executive was spying on the legislature by tapping a phone in the congressional hallways to find leakers or whatever under Obama. I thought that violated the separation of powers for one branch of govt to spy on another.

Turns out that's now an inoperative thing, too?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 02, 2017 10:35 AM (wmaTe)

322
Hey, I kind of wish that W had done this.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 02, 2017 10:29 AM (EvBgT)

guess what, W is doing it too - to oppose Trump
(delette space)
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2017/03/01/ george-w-bush-blasts-trump-dont-like-racism/

The Bush Center is ramping up efforts to support initiatives that conflict with the Trump administration's policies, including pro-immigration programs.

"It's really through actions defending the values important to (my wife Laura) and me. We're a blessed nation, and we ought to help others," Bush said.



Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 02, 2017 10:35 AM (Om16U)

323

Assuming everyting the NYT tells you, especially about themselves, is a silly way to look at the thing

Posted by: ThunderB at March 02, 2017 10:35 AM (Z6jIs)

324 319 Beau Biden's widow is now shacking up with her brother in law Hunter Biden says the cover of the NY Post. Confusingly one of Beau's kids is named Hunter


oh you can bet slow Joe had his hands all over that widow's ass

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 02, 2017 10:36 AM (FZYNt)

325 http://bit.ly/2lhFnTj

===============================

At peace talks Syria rebels urge Trump to correct Obama's "catastrophic mistakes"

Posted by: EVLINC! at March 02, 2017 10:36 AM (y3aQB)

326 It's gonna be a long eight years."

Nah. This is fun.

Of course, I like clearing brush too, so there's that.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 02, 2017 10:36 AM (MINbv)

327 I refuse to call for horrible things to happen to the Dems and their stooges.

Not so sure I'd be unhappy if it did, though.

Love to see every last one of these SOBs perp walked for their multitudinous crimes.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, at Provisional Basestar at March 02, 2017 10:36 AM (66CWr)

328 Just perused Newsbusters and learned:

Katy Tur sez "I'm not a Trump critic, I'm a journalist!"

And CBS Newz sez Trump didn't mention the troops in his address.

Have we given up on SMOD, or is it still a thing?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2017 10:37 AM (PY9jH)

329
"It's whether the GOPe thinks this is enough to take down Sessions and, hopefully, Trump. "

If Trump goes down, he'll take the Republican Party with him. I can't believe the Stupid Party is so stupid they don't realize that.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at March 02, 2017 10:37 AM (ZM2xo)

330 WaPo believes that they can bring back their glory days of the 70s by working with secret oppositional operatives inside the government to bring down their second President and become "The" power in DC again.
Posted by: geoffb5 at March 02, 2017 10:29 AM (d3wbb)


The alleged "Progressives" once again proving themselves to be nothing but REGRESSIVE.

Silly National Laughingstock, don't you know the information highway has left you choking it its dust?

Posted by: kallisto at March 02, 2017 10:37 AM (nNdYv)

331 Beau Biden's widow is now shacking up with her brother in law Hunter Biden says the cover of the NY Post. Confusingly one of Beau's kids is named Hunter

This recalls the old NY Rangers cheer for Devils goalie Marty Brodeur who left his wife for her sister and more kids:

Uncle! Daddy! Uncle! Daddy!
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 02, 2017 10:34 AM (qDvM/)

Martin Brodeur call your office

Posted by: EVLINC! at March 02, 2017 10:37 AM (y3aQB)

332

The NYT will never report the truth about themselves

Posted by: ThunderB at March 02, 2017 10:37 AM (Z6jIs)

333 People were right about Flynn. Don't throw someone under the bus because they'll come after you again and again on the thing that worked.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 02, 2017 10:37 AM (4ErVI)

334 >> Fuck it. I'm going to fix myself a drink. Back in a minute.


Make it a Manishewitz. Just to fuck with Ace.

Posted by: garrett at March 02, 2017 10:37 AM (ktw54)

335 Hey, I kind of wish that W had done this.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 02, 2017 10:29 AM (EvBgT)



Funny how he was Hitler for 8 years now it looks like he and his family are just so cozy with the other side

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 02, 2017 10:38 AM (493sH)

336 334 >> Fuck it. I'm going to fix myself a drink. Back in a minute.


Make it a Manishewitz. Just to fuck with Ace.
Posted by: garrett at March 02, 2017 10:37 AM (ktw54)

Har-dee har har.

Maple whiskey, rocks.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 02, 2017 10:38 AM (0mRoj)

337 Posted by: Ignoramus at March 02, 2017 10:34 AM (qDvM/)

Er... huh.

That's, um... well.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 02, 2017 10:38 AM (wmaTe)

338 Playing the role of sniper this morning will be the National Laughingstock.

Granted it will not be a very good sniper, unconcealed and missing their target repeatedly, but even idiots have to eat.

Posted by: IP at March 02, 2017 10:39 AM (hUtue)

339 Mike Pence will tell Trump that Sessions lied to him in 3..2..

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 02, 2017 10:39 AM (OoOd6)

340 Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 02, 2017 10:31 AM (EvBgT)

You're really defensive about the NYT. Really, it's OK. They *do* matter to around 25% of the peeps, I even said so in a prior post.

Does that make it all better?

sheesh

Posted by: kallisto at March 02, 2017 10:39 AM (nNdYv)

341 >>The Bush Center is ramping up efforts to support initiatives that conflict with the Trump administration's policies, including pro-immigration programs.

>"It's really through actions defending the values important to (my wife Laura) and me. We're a blessed nation, and we ought to help others," Bush said.


Let's close ALL of these pathetic institutions. If they want to meddle in our Government, let them pay their own fucking way.



Posted by: garrett at March 02, 2017 10:39 AM (ktw54)

342 Will someone not rid me of this troublesome Fake News?

Posted by: blaster at March 02, 2017 10:39 AM (tewYv)

343 I'll tell a joke I first read here: Guy walks into a bar & sits down for a drink. The bartender says, "I've been working on a new drink recipe, you want to try it out?" The guy says "Sure, let's have it." The bartender then pours vodka, Kahlua & milk over the bar. He says "I call it an Alex Ovechkin - a white Russian with no cup."

Posted by: josephistan at March 02, 2017 10:39 AM (7HtZB)

344 This "The Russians! The Russians are under the bed manipulating Trump!" didn't stop him from getting elected. So the Democrats, grasping the strategic and tactical brilliance of Field Marshal Haig, decide that what didn't work then will work now if only it is done with more passion.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase A Plethora of Pungent Pithy Phrases at the Outrage Outlet! at March 02, 2017 10:39 AM (hLRSq)

345 268,
"I guess they are serious about that 'by any means necessary' business."

BAMN, both the Detroit group of that name and the idea, are the spawn of the New Left which morphed into Community Organizing in the late 70s early 80s under the tutelage of the leaders of the CPUSA which rewelded together the splinters the New Left had broken into in the early 70s.

The focus was in Chicago and the main operative arm was the Midwest Academy which trained the early community organizers and taught them to go forth and train others. BAMN is their operating principle.

Posted by: geoffb5 at March 02, 2017 10:40 AM (d3wbb)

346 It's time al franken and the questionnaires had horrible things to happen to them Dems and their stooges.

Posted by: Adobe Juan Kenobe at March 02, 2017 10:40 AM (z4NFF)

347 If Trump goes down, he'll take the Republican Party with him. I can't believe the Stupid Party is so stupid they don't realize that.

Hi !!! My name's John. I used to be a big deal in the House. Don't mind the skin ... it's supposed to look like that.

Posted by: John from Ohio at March 02, 2017 10:40 AM (1ZlS3)

348 334. Nice.....

Or a kosher cocktail - like a martini, but subbing the vermouth with manischevitz. Surprisingly good.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 02, 2017 10:40 AM (vowxb)

349 Trump needs to expose every facet of Obama's Illegal Dealings with Iran and his Illegal actions leading up to the Arab Spring.

Posted by: garrett at March 02, 2017 10:33 AM (ktw54)

Exactly. Every fuckin inch
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 02, 2017 10:34 AM (KlI/a)


I don't understand why every detail of that sooper sekrit Iran deal is made public right now. I would very much like to know what my president agreed to give to the mullas. I want to know every last clause and codicil in the agreement.

Posted by: OregonMuse at March 02, 2017 10:41 AM (tgrKG)

350 Am I the only one who thinks Al Franken looks like an aging lesbian?

Posted by: eleven at March 02, 2017 10:41 AM (qUNWi)

351 340 Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 02, 2017 10:31 AM (EvBgT)

You're really defensive about the NYT. Really, it's OK. They *do* matter to around 25% of the peeps, I even said so in a prior post.

Does that make it all better?

sheesh
Posted by: kallisto at March 02, 2017 10:39 AM (nNdYv)

===================

You act like saying, "They're powerful" is the same as saying, "I must defend them."

It's not.

They're powerful.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 02, 2017 10:41 AM (EvBgT)

352 348 334. Nice.....

Or a kosher cocktail - like a martini, but subbing the vermouth with manischevitz. Surprisingly good.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 02, 2017 10:40 AM (vowxb)

Mad Dog or go home.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 02, 2017 10:42 AM (0mRoj)

353 I don't understand why every detail of that sooper sekrit Iran deal is made public right now. I would very much like to know what my president agreed to give to the mullas. I want to know every last clause and codicil in the agreement.
Posted by: OregonMuse at March 02, 2017 10:41 AM (tgrKG)

I don't think most of it is written down anywhere. I think it was kind of a handshake deal with lots of sub-deals and side deals.

Thats the impression I got anyways.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 02, 2017 10:42 AM (wmaTe)

354 333 People were right about Flynn. Don't throw someone under the bus because they'll come after you again and again on the thing that worked.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 02, 2017 10:37 AM (4ErVI)

Yes. Reportedly it was Pence who pushed Flynn out, not the Dems, on the grounds that Flynn had not been fully honest with Pence in recalling the details of his conversation with the Russian ambassador.

Pence should have taken a "don't ever let this happen again" position instead of joining the mob against Flynn.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at March 02, 2017 10:42 AM (3OAG2)

355 I call it an Alex Ovechkin


winner.

Posted by: IP at March 02, 2017 10:42 AM (hUtue)

356 Am I the only one who thinks Al Franken looks like an aging lesbian?
Posted by: eleven at March 02, 2017 10:41 AM (qUNWi)

...who is transitioning to human.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at March 02, 2017 10:42 AM (kXoT0)

357 336. Make mine a grain alcohol with rain water.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 02, 2017 10:42 AM (vowxb)

358 >>I don't understand why every detail of that sooper sekrit Iran deal is made public right now. I would very much like to know what my president agreed to give to the mullas. I want to know every last clause and codicil in the agreement.



I also want EVERY american to know that he started negotiations prior to his election and inauguration.

Posted by: garrett at March 02, 2017 10:42 AM (ktw54)

359 The kabuki is strong today.

Posted by: Strobe at March 02, 2017 10:43 AM (gbWkA)

360 This is not going to take down Sessions because there is f*cking nothing there.

I know full well they're trying to get Trump.

But I'm not going to go crazy every time the Dems and media lackeys attacks with some bullshit charge.

The only message the Dems have right now is "Trump bad! Trump evil! Trump scary!" The longer they focus on that, the longer it will take them to get their own house in order and appeal to anybody outside of their blue oasises.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at March 02, 2017 10:43 AM (ZM2xo)

361 The_Donald Reddit is on fire with some hysterical memes.
...
Why do we have a Russian embassy inside the United States if no one is allowed to talk to the Russian ambassador?
...
When is the last time CNN held a townhall for two 'Republicans' with heavy promotion including a 5 day countdown timer? If this doesn't show you that these two lovers are actually Clinton Foundation globalist democrats, nothing will!
...
Washington Post smears Jeff Sessions just days after this pervert is hired by them. Just a coincidence...LYING MSM
...
Hi. My name is Skippy (Podesta). I just started working for The Cuckington Post a week ago. You probably read that story about the AG that I had a hand in. I'm really scared about the pizza parties coming to an end and the walnut sauce not tasting well in prison. Command me Moloch.
...
Remember when Jeff Sessions told Russia that "After Trump's election I will have more flexibility"?
...
Remember when Jeff Session had a secret meeting with the husband of someone he was prosecuting while he was Attorney General? Oh wait, yeah, that wasn't Sessions, that was Democrat Loretta Lynch. Nevermind

Posted by: Kevin Kristy at March 02, 2017 10:43 AM (KczA1)

362 And the key players are not the Dems, but the GOPe.
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at March 02, 2017 10:32 AM (3OAG2

This guy gets it. They would love Mike Pence as POTUS. Mike Pence would love Mike Pence as POTUS.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 02, 2017 10:43 AM (OoOd6)

363 And now there's Republican leadership asking him to step down.

I'm just amazed how out of control the whole "Red Scare" has gotten to where people think everyone in Trump's circle is some Russian loyalist.

Posted by: Maritime at March 02, 2017 10:43 AM (wX0t8)

364 The Demunists are going to try to fling poo and hope it sticks for the next 8 years. Messrs. Trump, Pence, Sessions, and various press secretaries should just shake their heads, sigh, and patiently state the facts, over and over again.

It won't help, but it will make the Dhimmicrats and the media (but I repeat myself) look even more petty and stupid than they already do.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 02, 2017 10:43 AM (ujg0T)

365 357 336. Make mine a grain alcohol with rain water.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 02, 2017 10:42 AM (vowxb)

Fresh out of Everclear. Sorry.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 02, 2017 10:44 AM (0mRoj)

366 It occurs to me that maybe part of this "Trump is a Manchurian Ruskie" meme is to make it politically impossible for Trump to work with the Russians on the whole Iran situation.

Because if any major foreign power knows what the real deal is with this "Iran deal" or has the ability to broker a renegotiation, it would be Russia.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 02, 2017 10:44 AM (wmaTe)

367 352. M/D 20/20 is a fine dessert wine, not to be sullied by gin. It makes a delightful accompaniment to poverty, despair, shame, and many seasonal varieties of fruit.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 02, 2017 10:44 AM (vowxb)

368 And now there's Republican leadership asking him to step down.




Gee, I can only imagine who that can be.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 02, 2017 10:45 AM (493sH)

369 Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 02, 2017 10:33 AM (493sH)

So at a luncheon meeting these guys proposed something about immigration and Trump probably said something non-committal like "That's an interesting idea, I'll have to take that into consideration," or something like that and the media went "SQUEEE! He's gonna change to open immigration!" and then Trump did nothing of the sort and they are all "Hey, He LIED to US!"

Is it me or does Donald Trump seem to be one of the few adults in DC?

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase A Plethora of Pungent Pithy Phrases at the Outrage Outlet! at March 02, 2017 10:45 AM (hLRSq)

370 "Election results they just can't get over"
So I am thinking next time an in law complains about the election of PDT I might have to tell him or her what they need to do is build a wall and learn to get over it.

Posted by: Rex B at March 02, 2017 10:45 AM (TXrfZ)

371 It makes a delightful accompaniment to poverty, despair, shame, and many seasonal varieties of fruit.




You forgot "hopelessness".

Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2017 10:45 AM (kca06)

372 They're powerful.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 02, 2017 10:41 AM (EvBgT)


Yes, we all can see how their awesome power got President Hillary Clinton elected.

Extremely strident and relentless point taken.

Posted by: kallisto at March 02, 2017 10:45 AM (nNdYv)

373 A US attorney general that's actually going to do the job really has the dems shitting themselves.

Posted by: Dang at March 02, 2017 10:45 AM (8b+oT)

374 I agree with Scalia's ghost. The GOPe does not want
Session as AG. He knows where all the bones are buried.
*cough* IRS.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 02, 2017 10:45 AM (fqERy)

375 Rocket Fuel malt liquor. Daaaamn!!!

Posted by: Insomniac at March 02, 2017 10:45 AM (0mRoj)

376 ?

Posted by: ? at March 02, 2017 10:45 AM (z4NFF)

377 Beau's widow having an affair with his brother just proves that Dems are the party of the family.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 02, 2017 10:45 AM (Om16U)

378 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 02, 2017 10:44 AM (vowxb)


==============================
NightTrain? Wild Irish Rose??

Posted by: EVLINC! at March 02, 2017 10:45 AM (y3aQB)

379 If Trump were really devious, he was just start firing Obama hold overs for "Russian contact" at some point in their careers and see what the MSM does with that.

Make a government purge on some vast Russian conspiracy within the Obama Administration.

Posted by: Maritime at March 02, 2017 10:46 AM (wX0t8)

380 >>Beau's widow having an affair with his brother just proves that Dems are the party of the family.


You know Slow Joe took a run at that, too.

Posted by: garrett at March 02, 2017 10:46 AM (ktw54)

381 371. No, but if I quoted from the label too extensively, I'd be violating copyright.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 02, 2017 10:46 AM (vowxb)

382

The kabuki is strong today.
Posted by: Strobe


You misspelled bukkake.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 02, 2017 10:47 AM (ZFUt7)

383 >>>>I heard this morning that the MFM has its panties in a bind over
something else. Remember when we heard before Pres. Trump's speech to
Congress he was going to talk about an immigration compromise?
Apparently he mentioned that at the lunch he had with the MFM the day of
the speech. Then when he never mentioned a compromise in the speech the
MFM wanted to know what happened. Allegedly the White House said he
only told them that. Sounds like he played them and they fell for it
.
.
.I said yesterday that I am convinced that Trump played the msm by "leaking" those stories to get them all worked up before his speech that he was going to compromise and then he hit them full force on building the wall. His is a Troll master.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 02, 2017 10:47 AM (le7jz)

384 362 And the key players are not the Dems, but the GOPe.
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at March 02, 2017 10:32 AM (3OAG2

This guy gets it. They would love Mike Pence as POTUS. Mike Pence would love Mike Pence as POTUS.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 02, 2017 10:43 AM (OoOd6)


My yard ... kindly be stepping off it. I called this first.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 02, 2017 10:47 AM (1ZlS3)

385 Sniper in the AG Office.

Posted by: Art is everywhere at March 02, 2017 10:47 AM (Re/7S)

386 Alan Arkin, Carl Reiner, and Brian Keith where are you?

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 02, 2017 10:48 AM (JO9+V)

387 NightTrain? Wild Irish Rose??





Bing bumwine dot com.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2017 10:48 AM (kca06)

388 Posted by: EVLINC! at March 02, 2017 10:36 AM (y3aQB)
===========================


May I ask a favor on behalf of posters here who read Ace on their phones? Long strings of unbroken characters widen the margins to the point where it becomes very difficult to read comments on one's phone. If you could just shorten your break lines, that would be great. Thanks.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 02, 2017 10:48 AM (bpfzP)

389
Nancy Pelosi now on news calling for Jeff Sessions to resign. Water still wet.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 02, 2017 10:48 AM (ZFUt7)

390 Beau's widow having an affair with his brother just proves that Dems are the party of the family.
Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 02, 2017 10:45 AM (Om16U)

Yeah, the Manson Family

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 02, 2017 10:48 AM (KlI/a)

391 378. Night Train - when you want to feel as bad physically as you do mentally.

Wild Irish Rose - because, let's be honest -things can always get worse.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 02, 2017 10:49 AM (vowxb)

392 Is it me or does Donald Trump seem to be one of the few adults in DC?


Scary ain't it?

Posted by: eleven at March 02, 2017 10:49 AM (qUNWi)

393 People were right about Flynn. Don't throw someone under the bus because they'll come after you again and again on the thing that worked.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 02, 2017 10:37 AM (4ErVI)

Yes. Reportedly it was Pence who pushed Flynn out, not the Dems, on the grounds that Flynn had not been fully honest with Pence in recalling the details of his conversation with the Russian ambassador.

Pence should have taken a "don't ever let this happen again" position instead of joining the mob against Flynn.
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost
_______


Yep, once Trump/Pence made the standard "Any Russian contact is a career ender!" they dutifully went through and found other examples to use.

Considering Session was a US Senator on the Armed Services Committee, of course he's going to have contact with that government in his career.

I will say this, the Russian stuff is not resonating outside of the DC bubble.

Posted by: Maritime at March 02, 2017 10:50 AM (wX0t8)

394 That's a little better. Takes the edge off. I'm still miserable but it's a slightly blunted miserable.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 02, 2017 10:50 AM (0mRoj)

395 When I'm feeling down, nothing adds to my misery quite like Hawkeye Vodka.

Posted by: IP at March 02, 2017 10:50 AM (hUtue)

396 You know what really pisses me off about this stupid shit? It isn't the libtards or the media (one in the same). I already expect this literal garbage from them.

It's asshole "Republicans" like McCain, Graham, and stupid fuck Chaffetz who literally RUN to the media to bash their own side. Seriously, within hours after this hitjob got published, they go on tv demanding the Sessions recuse himself. WTF? Did they not wait even 2 damn minutes to actually read up on the facts before they go along with this witch hunt?

Of course, the real reason is that 1) They are part of the swamp and 2) Trump humiliated them, and their egos can't accept it.

They are NeverTrumpers - they rather the party be destroyed than have Trump succeed (so they can protect their precious reputations - also, they won't suffer the consequences of terrible liberal policy like us rubes).

These stooges are whores for the democratic party. The media loves to put these idiots on tv so they can scream 'see, even republicans are against this!'

Fuck them. We should revoke them from the party. I don't care if it makes passing legislation harder. This cancerous shit needs to stop.

Posted by: JC at March 02, 2017 10:50 AM (3GSgE)

397 373 A US attorney general that's actually going to do the job really has the dems shitting themselves.


Posted by: Dang at March 02, 2017 10:45 AM (8b+oT)

That's what this is about.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at March 02, 2017 10:51 AM (ZM2xo)

398 387. A great website. Made me try to find buckfast - belfast champagne, they call it - but to no avail.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 02, 2017 10:51 AM (vowxb)

399 Speaking of PEDO-gate, which the MSM continues to ignore across the country and world wide. Anybody see the video of Joe Biggs reading the coded letter from Comet Ping Pong to its members on its website about a party where they will be offering five different pizzas to try and have FOUR pizzas that are a month old that they can try as well (implying the whatever have been on hand and stored somewhere for a month).

Anyway there was a members only link to the site that required certain personal passwords for members to see and gain access to. Just like all normal pizza joints that have members only links to private adult accounts.

Mini SMOD please hit DC.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 02, 2017 10:51 AM (OoOd6)

400 ok didn't we already discern that some euro service had to do with some of this 'intelligence gather'?
i'm wondering about the pointing out Russia and I wonder if it has to do with Russia threat with Energy, oul etc, they have over europes head?

Posted by: willow at March 02, 2017 10:51 AM (R7cwD)

401 Bags of dicks are on sale this week.

Posted by: Bill Wynn at March 02, 2017 10:51 AM (V6rsk)

402 Maybe a huge comet will end it all today.

Posted by: Strobe at March 02, 2017 10:51 AM (gbWkA)

403 EVLINC!, please stop posting those long strings of equal signs, you're blowing out the margins (it's not obvious, but you are). A dozen equal signs as text separator is sufficient. Thank you.

AoSHQ Management.

Posted by: OregonMuse at March 02, 2017 10:52 AM (tgrKG)

404
Am I the only one who thinks Al Franken looks like an aging lesbian?
Posted by: eleven


He's transitioning.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 02, 2017 10:52 AM (IqV8l)

405 If the dems continue the attacks on Russia will we finally get to see Obamas college transcripts?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 02, 2017 10:52 AM (qXFhJ)

406 And the key players are not the Dems, but the GOPe.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost
===

THIS THIS THIS

McCain is the leader of an Anti-American globalist cabal within the American Senate and probably the House.

His day is FAR over. No more hero card.

He isn't. He was a dumbass at the bottom of his class at Annapolis and a silver spoon Admiral's spawn. He crashed 3 airplanes because he was too dumb to be a pilot. He survived a hellish experience during war, comported himself well and learned NOTHING from it.

He is a worse enemy than the WaPo ever could be.

The Leftards think up ridiculous ideas.

McCain and company substantiate and legitimize them. I bet that crooked fucker justifies every payment from SorosCo. as a personal payment for his wonderful heroism.

No more.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 02, 2017 10:52 AM (6TED6)

407 When I'm feeling down, nothing adds to my misery quite like Hawkeye Vodka.

Posted by: IP at March 02, 2017 10:50 AM (hUtue)



Russian agent! Russian agent!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 02, 2017 10:52 AM (493sH)

408 Enough. It is time to call these people out by name. I hope Spicer does so today.

What a giant nothing burger of a story.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 02, 2017 10:52 AM (B+qrE)

409 395. Heh, in my student days. It was Marty's Vodka. Distilled with care in Somerville, MA.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 02, 2017 10:52 AM (vowxb)

410 394 That's a little better. Takes the edge off. I'm still miserable but it's a slightly blunted miserable.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 02, 2017 10:50 AM (0mRoj)


I remember you said you're an Uber driver, right? Maybe one of your fares will turn out to be a contact that can hook you up!

You never know, life works in mysterious ways. This current job I have that is going away soon: I got hired even though I showed up for interview with no resume.

Go figure.

Posted by: kallisto at March 02, 2017 10:52 AM (nNdYv)

411 Pizzagate retards at it again, huh?

Posted by: garrett at March 02, 2017 10:53 AM (ktw54)

412 WTF happened to Chaffetz? I really thought he was on our side.
Issa too.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 02, 2017 10:53 AM (Om16U)

413 Posted by: Bill Wynn at March 02, 2017 10:51 AM (V6rsk)

GFY

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 02, 2017 10:53 AM (B+qrE)

414 Pence should have taken a "don't ever let this happen again" position instead of joining the mob against Flynn.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at March 02, 2017 10:42 AM (3OAG2)

Pence did right. If Flynn could outright lie to the VP without consequence then so could every other high-ranking member of the cabinet and security council. A Veep needs to be in the loop.

Truman didn't know about the Manhattan Project until after FDR's death. That kind of information gap is incredibly dangerous.

Posted by: troyriser at March 02, 2017 10:54 AM (Fw5cQ)

415 Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, nothingburger.

Posted by: Homer Simpson at March 02, 2017 10:54 AM (IqV8l)

416 And the never trump/corporate whore fucks are, as always, colluding with dems/media and calling for sessions recusal knowing full well a recusal will be seen as an admission of guilt by the public and further the news cycle. Regardless of how you feel about trump, and I'm not a fan or a supporter, the never trump/corporate whore wing of the right are the repulsive human beings that have turned the system into the corrupt, cronyist pile of shit it currently is and they're every bit a part of the entrenched beltway cult, their interests are not yours.

Posted by: All Teh Meh at March 02, 2017 10:54 AM (zaLvZ)

417 The Left will keep throwing shit, knowing some will stick
------

Someone told me that Mitt Romney hasn't paid taxes in four years.

Posted by: Harry Reid, in the Well of the Senate at March 02, 2017 10:54 AM (ZO497)

418 aw heck *insomniac* you need to knock that off, that new goal of mentally and emotionally defeating yourself isn't going to fly! Times are hard for many, it isn't singled out at you, Just hang on until the economy starts a recovery!

srsly you are a smart good guy, you rtime will come.

kicks your shins.

Posted by: willow at March 02, 2017 10:54 AM (R7cwD)

419 A great website. Made me try to find buckfast - belfast champagne, they call it - but to no avail.



Also bing " two buck chuck "

Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2017 10:54 AM (kca06)

420 Which national laughing stock? There are so many.

Posted by: StrawMan at March 02, 2017 10:55 AM (chFFu)

421 When I'm feeling down, nothing adds to my misery quite like Hawkeye Vodka.

I'm actually not feeling down today.

I'm not quite sure how to deal with it.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 02, 2017 10:55 AM (X6fMO)

422 The Democrat Party is imploding - no ideas, no compelling vision for the country's future, and no hesitation to raise taxes and beggar the American people.

And when the leading political savants in your party are Nancy Pelosi, Fauxcahontas, and Al Franken, well, it's game f*cking over.

Posted by: mrp at March 02, 2017 10:55 AM (Pqytn)

423 can't get the chorus of nazareth's, hair of the dog out of my head.

tired of this bs

Posted by: concrete girl at March 02, 2017 10:55 AM (/1iBw)

424 393 Yep, once Trump/Pence made the standard "Any Russian contact is a career ender!" they dutifully went through and found other examples to use.

Considering Session was a US Senator on the Armed Services Committee, of course he's going to have contact with that government in his career.

I will say this, the Russian stuff is not resonating outside of the DC bubble.
Posted by: Maritime at March 02, 2017 10:50 AM (wX0t

====================

I always thought it was, "Lying to the Vice President about contact with foreign governments" was why he got canned.

Pence was apparently very unhappy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 02, 2017 10:55 AM (EvBgT)

425 Reportedly it was Pence who pushed Flynn out, not the Dems, on the
grounds that Flynn had not been fully honest with Pence in recalling the
details of his conversation with the Russian ambassador.
===

Mike Pence. Good guy. No fighter. Sad!


You're Fired.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 02, 2017 10:55 AM (6TED6)

426 insomniac isn't an uber driver, g-d forbid.

9smiles at uber drivers here)
he's a medical atty.

(worse) giggles at insomniac.
(smile guy)

Posted by: willow at March 02, 2017 10:56 AM (R7cwD)

427 Remember when the GOP was the minority party?

They never could get stuff like this to go anywhere.

That's the power of the media.

Posted by: Harun at March 02, 2017 10:56 AM (UBBWX)

428 No, I'm not an uber driver. SMFH is, I think.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 02, 2017 10:56 AM (0mRoj)

429 Am I the only one who thinks Al Franken looks like an aging lesbian?
Posted by: eleven

He's transitioning.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 02, 2017 10:52 AM (IqV8l)


Over time, progressivism will make you as ugly on the outside as it makes you on the inside. Franken is living proof of this.

Posted by: OregonMuse at March 02, 2017 10:56 AM (tgrKG)

430 414
Pence did right. If Flynn could outright lie to the VP without consequence then so could every other high-ranking member of the cabinet and security council. A Veep needs to be in the loop.

Truman didn't know about the Manhattan Project until after FDR's death. That kind of information gap is incredibly dangerous.
Posted by: troyriser at March 02, 2017 10:54 AM (Fw5cQ)

===================

Remember how everyone demands loyalty from Trump's administration and party?

Lying to the VP is not a loyal move.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 02, 2017 10:57 AM (EvBgT)

431
The republicans have hidden the ocare replacement bill in the basement! Rand Paul told Nancy Pelosi!

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 02, 2017 10:57 AM (ZFUt7)

432 Yes Insomniac, try to give up the self-bashing for Lent.

Blame others if it helps.

I wince every time I read a self-crit from you, so do it for me.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 02, 2017 10:57 AM (Om16U)

433 Or, in plainer terms: "Brah, I don't know what in the hell you are even talking about. Fuck, dude. Come up for air once in a while."



Yep, we're going to have to talk like this all the time so the lofos and delusionists can understand. Otherwise, we'll all die in an Iranian nuclear war because we were too busy parsing what "is" is.

Posted by: dagny at March 02, 2017 10:58 AM (Mc+44)

434 Also bing " two buck chuck "
Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2017 10:54 AM (kca06)

Hey man, two buck chuck is not a bum wine!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 02, 2017 10:58 AM (wmaTe)

435 srsly you are a smart good guy, you rtime will come.

kicks your shins.
Posted by: willow at March 02, 2017 10:54 AM (R7cwD)


Didn't feel it. Kick harder next time.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 02, 2017 10:58 AM (0mRoj)

436 he's a medical atty.

=============


Insomniac's a medical attorney? Well why didn't you say so? Obama took my tonsils. Any chance I can get a settlement?

Posted by: grammie winger at March 02, 2017 10:58 AM (bpfzP)

437 396
They are NeverTrumpers - they rather the party be destroyed than have Trump succeed

Posted by: JC at March 02, 2017 10:50 AM (3GSgE)


You misspelled "nation".

Posted by: rickl at March 02, 2017 10:58 AM (zoehZ)

438 There's a Russkie under my bed!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 02, 2017 10:58 AM (Nwg0u)

439 The Democrat Party is imploding - no ideas, no compelling vision for the country's future, and no hesitation to raise taxes and beggar the American people.

And when the leading political savants in your party are Nancy Pelosi, Fauxcahontas, and Al Franken, well, it's game f*cking over.

Posted by: mrp at March 02, 2017 10:55 AM (Pqytn)



They maybe but the Dems have this going for them: they're dealing with the Surrender Party and the MFM will spread their lies for them in some cases make them up for them

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 02, 2017 10:58 AM (493sH)

440 did Flynn lie, or was the question ambiguous as we see here with sessions and franken?

Posted by: willow at March 02, 2017 10:58 AM (R7cwD)

441 Excellent lede, by the way.

Note that MSNBC just happened to have scheduled time last night for a 2-hour spotlight on Trump-Putin, when the WaPo and NYT stories just happened to hit. CNN was also doing a McCain-Graham town hall for some inexplicable reason.

But no co-ordination here. Totes coincidental!

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 02, 2017 10:59 AM (SIY7D)

442 422 The Democrat Party is imploding - no ideas, no compelling vision for the country's future, and no hesitation to raise taxes and beggar the American people.

And when the leading political savants in your party are Nancy Pelosi, Fauxcahontas, and Al Franken, well, it's game f*cking over.
Posted by: mrp at March 02, 2017 10:55 AM (Pqytn)

====================

They really do need a Tea Party of their own to inject live and vision into the party as a whole.

But they've got several different money sources each trying to manufacture it without a common theme other than anti-Trump.

Something could develop. Could be Berniebots at the center of it, but the problem with that is that the Bernie agenda has ALREADY been embraced by the party as a whole. The real source of that kind of movement pretty much just massed over to the Trump camp last year.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 02, 2017 10:59 AM (EvBgT)

443 two buck chuck is just no label wine made with leftover grapes. Can be horrible or really good depending on the batch you get. That's what makes it fun. It's the russian roulette of wine buying!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 02, 2017 10:59 AM (wmaTe)

444 I'd drive for uber if my car wasn't so old.
Apparently they have "standards"

Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 02, 2017 10:59 AM (Om16U)

445 Hard to get me back up to Benghazi Days levels of anger, but today is getting me there.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 02, 2017 10:59 AM (B+qrE)

446 did Flynn lie, or was the question ambiguous as we see here with sessions and franken?
Posted by: willow at March 02, 2017 10:58 AM (R7cwD)

----

Flynn lied to Pences face.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 02, 2017 10:59 AM (8XRCm)

447 414 Pence should have taken a "don't ever let this happen again" position instead of joining the mob against Flynn.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at March 02, 2017 10:42 AM (3OAG2)

Pence did right. If Flynn could outright lie to the VP without consequence then so could every other high-ranking member of the cabinet and security council. A Veep needs to be in the loop.

Truman didn't know about the Manhattan Project until after FDR's death. That kind of information gap is incredibly dangerous.
Posted by: troyriser at March 02, 2017 10:54 AM (Fw5cQ

Except Pence had zero clue if he lied or not. He went by the DOJ and FBI and CIA claiming that he did with zero transcripts.

So just because somebody says you lie and offers zero proof and refuses to allow access to transcripts is a huge red flag

Pence is a whinny GOPe stooge counting down the days until Trump gets impeached so he can become POTUS.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 02, 2017 10:59 AM (OoOd6)

448 thwaps insomniac on the atm.

don't make me flick my fingernails on you

Posted by: willow at March 02, 2017 10:59 AM (R7cwD)

449 440 did Flynn lie, or was the question ambiguous as we see here with sessions and franken?
Posted by: willow at March 02, 2017 10:58 AM (R7cwD)

Who knows? I think there was a lot more to the flynn story then we know.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 02, 2017 10:59 AM (wmaTe)

450 428 No, I'm not an uber driver. SMFH is, I think.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 02, 2017 10:56 AM (0mRoj)


Oh, I thought you were doing that while between gigs.

Remember, I'm the one who gets mixed up between you and Ignoramus.

Posted by: kallisto at March 02, 2017 11:00 AM (nNdYv)

451 There's a Russkie under my bed!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 02, 2017 10:58 AM (Nwg0u)




Is it one of those submissive Russian women we were promised?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 02, 2017 11:00 AM (493sH)

452

John McCain is the quintessential Nevertrumper.


He represents everything that they are.


This is NOT political disagreement. This is protecting and covering your dirty money trail and slush funds from this brash , new interloper.

Traitorous scum.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 02, 2017 11:00 AM (6TED6)

453 atm =arm.

oh anyway, how about some hot cocao, tis the best way to spread cheer,
even have whipped cream.

Posted by: willow at March 02, 2017 11:00 AM (R7cwD)

454 My burning question is who referred this to the FBI and why?

The media isn't the least bit curious because it would spoil their fallacious narrative.

This has gone beyonf politics and leered into a deliberate effort to und Ramon's the legitimately elected government of the United States.

Most of us still call that treason and the press should be the first ones on the gallows. They are a deliberate willing artifice of this betrayal.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 02, 2017 11:00 AM (gjdGN)

455 So, the Obama Administration wiretapped a telephone conversation of a sitting U.S. Senator.

Who are the fascists?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 02, 2017 11:00 AM (4AVeu)

456
I'd honestly be afraid to be a dom. I might end up liking it.Posted by: Insomniac at March 02, 2017 10:15 AM (0mRoj)


Every guys should have a tiny bit of dom in them or they're gay.

Posted by: dagny at March 02, 2017 11:00 AM (Mc+44)

457 I'd love to see Sessions hit the Obama team with a RICO suit for all the illegal leaks they're committing.
And after that, an investigation into Al Franken suborning voter fraud, and the icing on the cake, locking Hillary up for violating classified document handling laws.

Posted by: Iblis at March 02, 2017 11:00 AM (9221z)

458 thwaps insomniac on the atm.

don't make me flick my fingernails on you

------

Somebody tell willow Sven has hacked her nic.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 02, 2017 11:00 AM (8XRCm)

459 This recalls the old NY Rangers cheer for Devils goalie Marty Brodeur who left his wife for her sister and more kids:

Uncle! Daddy! Uncle! Daddy!
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 02, 2017 10:34 AM (qDvM/)

There were two Yankees players in the Swingin' Seventies who switched wives and kids. Just up and moved into the other guy's house. It was supposed to be for a few weeks, a fun little experiment. But one of the newfangled couples stayed together, divorcing their spouses. The other newfangled couple barely lasted the few weeks, and on top of that neither of them got their original spouse back.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 02, 2017 11:01 AM (dargh)

460 Meh

I'm thinking Flynn was rubbing some inner circle the wrong way anyway

He's got a rep for being abrasive

So maybe Trump said, we don't need this

Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 02, 2017 11:01 AM (Om16U)

461 "School say non-Caucasion, special needs student behind racist anti-Semitic graffiti"

http://preview.tinyurl.com/z93w8vz

Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 02, 2017 09:49 AM (Om16U)

I can identify one of his "special needs": needs the shit beat out of him.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2017 11:01 AM (WDdjT)

462 I didn't know McCain and Graham are fvcking Mormons. Things are starting to make some sense now.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 02, 2017 11:01 AM (fqERy)

463 Since it's okay to wiretap the telephone conversations of a sitting U.S. Senator, President Trump should wiretap the telephone conversations of Senator Al Franken.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 02, 2017 11:02 AM (4AVeu)

464 MFM is the DNC/establishment propaganda machine.
They have been outed repeatedly, but does that matter to the LIV?

They assume with enough volume and violence, they can whip the public into compliance. Or perhaps that is their last option at this point, and they are flailing in panic, even as they drown in their own contempt.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 02, 2017 11:02 AM (YMJtx)

465 446 did Flynn lie, or was the question ambiguous as we see here with sessions and franken?
Posted by: willow at March 02, 2017 10:58 AM (R7cwD)

----

Flynn lied to Pences face.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 02, 2017 10:59 AM (8XRCm

Transcripts please. Not the word of the Obama DOJ, FBI, CIA, NSA, ect....

Pence was wrong and should have demanded transcripts and not taken the word of known liars.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 02, 2017 11:02 AM (OoOd6)

466 I could never be an Uber driver. First, my car is a 2004 and has sticky candy all over the seats. (grandkids), Second, I get lost going from here to across the street.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 02, 2017 11:02 AM (bpfzP)

467 My yard ... kindly be stepping off it. I called this first.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 02, 2017 10:47 AM (1ZlS3)

I called this first, back before the fall of the Galactic Empire.

Posted by: Hari Seldon at March 02, 2017 11:02 AM (3OAG2)

468 I can see Russian spies from my house!

Posted by: Chuckie Schumer at March 02, 2017 11:02 AM (VndSC)

469 421 When I'm feeling down, nothing adds to my misery quite like Hawkeye Vodka.

I'm actually not feeling down today.

I'm not quite sure how to deal with it.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 02, 2017 10:55 AM (X6fMO)

You feeling ok? Have a temperature? Slurred speech? Tingling or numbness?

Just kidding. Hell, just roll with it man.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 02, 2017 11:03 AM (0mRoj)

470 Harry, possibly so, yet as the media has been driving onkly the ideas they want , I have no faith in anything we are fed.
and I hope Trump does recognize the intelligence is filled to the chin with obamas fellow travelers as is euro intelligence

Posted by: willow at March 02, 2017 11:03 AM (R7cwD)

471 So, the Obama Administration wiretapped a telephone conversation of a sitting U.S. Senator.

I'm about 10000% sure that even this part of the "story" is bullshit.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 02, 2017 11:03 AM (B+qrE)

472 Charles C. W. Cooke @charlescwcooke

Claire McCaskill says she's had "no call or meeting w/Russian ambassador. Ever." But she tweeted about two. It's easy to forget.

Posted by: undocumented SMOD at March 02, 2017 11:03 AM (e8kgV)

473 463 Since it's okay to wiretap the telephone conversations of a sitting U.S. Senator, President Trump should wiretap the telephone conversations of Senator Al Franken.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 02, 2017 11:02 AM (4AVeu)

How about a wiretap over at the Obama/Jarret compound?

Posted by: josephistan at March 02, 2017 11:03 AM (7HtZB)

474 Also bing " two buck chuck "

-
In other news, there's a new Hard Luck Hank book out, Robot Farts.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 02, 2017 11:03 AM (Nwg0u)

475 I Russkie lifeguard once asked me directions because he couldn't find his pool.


Is that "coordinating?"

Posted by: dagny at March 02, 2017 11:04 AM (Mc+44)

476 And now there's Republican leadership asking him to step down.

I'm just amazed how out of control the whole "Red Scare" has gotten to where people think everyone in Trump's circle is some Russian loyalist.
Posted by: Maritime at March 02, 2017 10:43 AM (wX0t

Who in the Rep is asking Jeff Sessions to resign for answering a question truthfully?

Posted by: Jen at March 02, 2017 11:04 AM (K7A0z)

477 462 I didn't know McCain and Graham are fvcking Mormons. Things are starting to make some sense now.
Posted by: Under Fire at March 02, 2017 11:01 AM (fqERy)

mccain is fucking a mormon or are you saying mccain is mormon? Because I'm pretty sure he's a baptist or some other non-catholic christian

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 02, 2017 11:04 AM (wmaTe)

478 448 thwaps insomniac on the atm.

My ATM is already pretty thwapped.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 02, 2017 11:04 AM (0mRoj)

479 456. Madam, might I interest you in our line of riding crops? Finest quality leather, superior craftsmanship, available in a range of colors and styles.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 02, 2017 11:04 AM (vowxb)

480 A Russian gives me brandy on my birthday

Posted by: ThunderB at March 02, 2017 11:05 AM (Z6jIs)

481 460 Meh

I'm thinking Flynn was rubbing some inner circle the wrong way anyway

He's got a rep for being abrasive

So maybe Trump said, we don't need this
Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 02, 2017 11:01 AM (Om16U)

Even if all that is true, it would have been better to wait a few months before replacing Flynn instead of appearing to give a victory to the mob.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at March 02, 2017 11:05 AM (3OAG2)

482 469 421 When I'm feeling down, nothing adds to my misery quite like Hawkeye Vodka.

I'm actually not feeling down today.

I'm not quite sure how to deal with it.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 02, 2017 10:55 AM (X6fMO)
===

You should really drink Hennigan's Scotch. Mmmmm, boy that Hennigans goes down smooth. And afterwords you don't even smell. That's right folks. I just had three shots of Hennigans and I don't smell. Imagine, you can walk around drunk all day. That's Hennigans, the no-smell, no-tell scotch.

Say you got a big job interview, and you're a little nervous. Well throw back a couple shots of Hennigans and you'll be as loose as a goose and ready to roll in no time. And because it's odorless, why, it will be our little secret.

Posted by: Cosmo Kramer at March 02, 2017 11:05 AM (BDZWU)

483 Every guys should have a tiny bit of dom in them or they're gay.
Posted by: dagny at March 02, 2017 11:00 AM (Mc+44)

My dark side is pretty fucking dark and really shouldn't be tapped into.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 02, 2017 11:05 AM (0mRoj)

484 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at March 02, 2017 11:05 AM (GwIKd)

485 growls at fixerupper. no one get to steal my nic.

and anyway why would they want to, how embarrassing to be expected to type inane comments with bad grammar and screwed up punctuation day after day!

Posted by: willow at March 02, 2017 11:06 AM (R7cwD)

486 Morning Joe was all in on Sessions-Gate. I mean all in. Wall to wall. Al Franken live as the star. Even comical splices of Sessions' testimony spliced together with famous liars.

I don't hate many people. Cocksucker Joe is one. This guy needs to be exposed.

I now believe he did in fact kill his intern. Let's just keep calling him "Murderer"

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 02, 2017 11:06 AM (SIY7D)

487 462 I didn't know McCain and Graham are fvcking Mormons. Things are starting to make some sense now.
Posted by: Under Fire


At first glance, I thought you typed Morons, but that was evident years ago.

Posted by: Roy at March 02, 2017 11:06 AM (VndSC)

488 466 I could never be an Uber driver. First, my car is a 2004 and has sticky candy all over the seats. (grandkids), Second, I get lost going from here to across the street.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 02, 2017 11:02 AM (bpfzP)

I couldn't, because I barely tolerate people as it is. General public? Yikes.

Posted by: dagny at March 02, 2017 11:06 AM (Mc+44)

489 Red Scare Part Two:This time it's Democrats pushing it so it's serious you guys!

Posted by: steevy at March 02, 2017 11:06 AM (r/0kC)

490 So, the Obama Administration wiretapped a telephone conversation of a sitting U.S. Senator.
====================

The other 99 were either in bed or standing.

Posted by: mrp at March 02, 2017 11:06 AM (Pqytn)

491 McCain and his slimy co-conspirators are why the Founding Father never intended for there to be a professional political class.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 02, 2017 11:07 AM (6TED6)

492 Fathers

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 02, 2017 11:07 AM (6TED6)

493 If you ask me ... and, of course, nobody did ... there are two guys to watch in this Sessions thing ...

Mike Pence
Paul Ryan

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 02, 2017 11:07 AM (1ZlS3)

494 Sometimes I forgot stuff after four five vodka gimlets......

Posted by: Claire McKasckill at March 02, 2017 11:07 AM (FqgrG)

495 Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at March 02, 2017 11:05 AM (3OAG2)

That was Bannon's and Conway's recommendation according to sources. Pence and Priebus wanted him gone immediately.

Posted by: Joseph McCarthy at March 02, 2017 11:07 AM (Xrson)

496 livestream DJT at USS Gerald Ford, Newport News

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tit3FJggTQs

he's not on yet, it looks like they're replaying the other night's speech

Posted by: kallisto at March 02, 2017 11:08 AM (nNdYv)

497 Fuck you war!


-Andrew Breitbart

Posted by: Yo! at March 02, 2017 11:08 AM (GwIKd)

498 What I'm afraid of is that Sessions is going to react as a typical Repub and step down.

And, of course, the MFM will only intensify their efforts against another member of Trump's admin. They'll keep going until they think they can take out Trump.

Bad things are coming down the pike.

Posted by: Soona at March 02, 2017 11:08 AM (Fmupd)

499 This shit is raising my BP so high that I have to check out. Everybody have as good a day as possible.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 02, 2017 11:08 AM (RD7QR)

500 Let's grill the Donk senators whether they've ever had any contact with commie.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 02, 2017 11:08 AM (Nwg0u)

501 BREAKING ---

Chuck Schumer finally finds his ass with the aid of Mitch McConnell ...

Ben Carson is confirmed as HUD Secretary

Posted by: undocumented SMOD at March 02, 2017 11:08 AM (e8kgV)

502 Obama could have buggered a cub scout on national television and the media would have ignored, suppressed or praised.
Donald could raise the dead and heal the sick and the media would respond with outrage.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 02, 2017 11:08 AM (nBr1j)

503 Sessions better not step down.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 02, 2017 11:08 AM (8XRCm)

504 It's just about time for Trump to nuke the news cycle and completely change the narrative from Sessions. Wonder what he'll do.

Posted by: Roy at March 02, 2017 11:08 AM (VndSC)

505
My dark side is pretty fucking dark and really shouldn't be tapped into.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 02, 2017 11:05 AM (0mRoj)

I get it, but it's probably less dark than you think it is. I think the mind is far more extreme than the mind tempered by the will.

Posted by: dagny at March 02, 2017 11:09 AM (Mc+44)

506 My working theory is that the outgoing Obamans were trying to bootstrap "evidence" for the Fake News that Russia hacked our election and that Trump and his people were colluding with the Russians. So the "evidence" that 17 US spy groups concluded that Russia had done hacking was used as an excuse to go spying citing the discredited 1799 Logan Act as the possible violation (civilians "negotiating" with foreign governments), targeting people close to Trump, including Flynn. FISA warrants are issued and then Obama loyalists listened in. Most if not all of this happened before the regime change.

Acting AG Sally Yates has the FBI interview Flynn. Flynn couldn't recall what exactly he said because he didn't think that whatever he said was a big deal when he said it. This is an attempt to catch Flynn in a section 1011 perjury trap (just like Martha Stewart).

Flynn initially tells Trump and Pence that he didn't talk about sanctions, even though maybe he did in passing.

Yates goes to the White House and says Flynn's been compromised and is subject to blackmail. Yates initially doesn't give the WH or Flynn the transcript (not 100% on this, but people have been dancing around it).

Yates has Flynn caught in a lie because he did say something about sanctions. Then she sends the transcript to the WH, putting Trump in an awkward position.

Yates knows she's on her way out anyway, so she uses the Travel Ban EO as the basis to force Trump to fire her, insulating her from exposure because now she'll be a Leftie woman martyr, she thinks.

But now Yates has made Daddy very, very angry.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 02, 2017 11:09 AM (SIY7D)

507 My dark side is pretty fucking dark and really shouldn't be tapped into.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 02, 2017 11:05 AM (0mRoj)




Rachel Dolezal: I tried tapping into my dark side too but they wouldn't let me!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 02, 2017 11:09 AM (493sH)

508 Transcripts please. Not the word of the Obama DOJ, FBI, CIA, NSA, ect....

Pence was wrong and should have demanded transcripts and not taken the word of known liars.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 02, 2017 11:02 AM (OoOd6)

What? Flynn talked to Pence directly and assured him he hadn't spoken to the Russian Ambassador about sanctions.

He has since said he might have talked about sanctions, he wasn't sure.

He said that after he had told Pence and Pence went on the news shows and said that Flynn had not discussed sanctions. j

That is the reason he was let go. All are in agreement that he was let go because he was not truthful to Pence. Even if it was an inadvertent lie, how can you have a NSA who can't remember what he discussed with an ambassador. Forgetting discussion sanctions is not the same thing as forgetting what the ambassador told you he had for dessert.

Posted by: Jen at March 02, 2017 11:09 AM (K7A0z)

509 And by all reports, it was Pence throwing a fit that forced Trump to put Flynn, who was with his campaign before Pence.

Somebody on his inner circle is leaking to pick off his cabinet one by one. Not hard to figure out who would benefit...... GOPe, RNC, Pence, Preibus, Katie Walsh,

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 02, 2017 11:09 AM (OoOd6)

510 The MSM has NOTHING except Russia and the recent spate of vandalism and threats against Jewish institutions. NOTHING. It doesn't make sense that either could in any way have something to do with Trump unless you believe that Trump and everyone in his administration is both a traitor and an avowed anti-Semite.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 02, 2017 11:09 AM (7uYFy)

511 480. Is it that really good Armenian stuff? 'Cause that stuff's the bees knees.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 02, 2017 11:09 AM (vowxb)

512

This isnt about Sessions

This is about the uniparty and never trump

Posted by: ThunderB at March 02, 2017 11:09 AM (Z6jIs)

513 It's easy to forget.

Except Sessions didn't forget. He met with many ambassadors. The chair of the Armed Services Committee does that. I'll bet that the chair of the Armed Service Committee does that without talking about how to rig US elections. My sarcasm tag for that last sentence is in font measured in light years.

What a despicable pack of America-hating dogs our political class has become.

I want to break things.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 02, 2017 11:09 AM (B+qrE)

514 There were two Yankees players in the Swingin' Seventies who switched wives and kids. Just up and moved into the other guy's house. It was supposed to be for a few weeks, a fun little experiment. But one of the newfangled couples stayed together, divorcing their spouses. The other newfangled couple barely lasted the few weeks, and on top of that neither of them got their original spouse back.

Something tells me that's the reality of wife swapping.

Posted by: eleven at March 02, 2017 11:10 AM (qUNWi)

515 why did it take so long to confirm Ben Carson?
Dem and NeverTrump racism.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 02, 2017 11:10 AM (Om16U)

516 You never know, life works in mysterious ways. This current job I have that is going away soon: I got hired even though I showed up for interview with no resume.

Go figure.
Posted by: kallisto
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When I was down and out, I DID have a little stereo system, powered by a bottom-of-the-line Sansui 350. I had no TV or anything else to listen to.

The Sansui developed a bad channel, but was still under warranty. I stopped by the local Hi-Fi shop (remember those?) to be serviced.

The store manager took it in, and was surprised that I had purchased it at a shop 500 miles away, but, whose owners he happened to know. We talked for a little bit and during the conversation he learned that I was looking for a job.

He told me that he was looking for a salesman, and that perhaps I would like to interview for it. Well, hell, I'd never had any experience in sales or retail, but I was *desperate* for a job, so I said, "Yes, I'd like to."

So he fixed a time about a week later. What did I do? I went to the library and read cover-to-cover every issue of 'High Fidelity' magazine for the previous five years. Then...wait for it... I read through the *entire* 'Audio Cyclopedia'.

I went to the interview. A week passed, then ten days, no word. I had given up on it, then the phone rang.

It's been a long windy road since then, but that serendipitous moment ending up making my entire career, which, while not particularly enviable, has been interesting and rewarding.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 02, 2017 11:10 AM (ZO497)

517 453
atm =arm.



oh anyway, how about some hot cocao, tis the best way to spread cheer,

even have whipped cream.



Posted by: willow at March 02, 2017 11:00 AM (R7cwD)


You left out the Bailey's.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 02, 2017 11:11 AM (V4Qfo)

518 Rachel Dolezal: I tried tapping into my dark side too but they wouldn't let me!
Posted by: TheQuietMan

once you go black....

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 02, 2017 11:11 AM (FZYNt)

519 Charles Cooke demands Sessions' recusal as well.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 02, 2017 11:11 AM (nlbfN)

520 Maybe armenian.

One is in a bottle shaped like a stiletto high heel, the other a running stallion

Posted by: ThunderB at March 02, 2017 11:11 AM (Z6jIs)

521 502. Alms for a former leper?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 02, 2017 11:11 AM (fp08F)

522 Ben Carson is confirmed as HUD Secretary


Hud was an asshole.

Posted by: eleven at March 02, 2017 11:11 AM (qUNWi)

523 ThunderB that's my concern, They won't Let anyone hold the really powerful positions , Only try to fill them with their people.

Grahm and McCains shit is why I think this.

Posted by: willow at March 02, 2017 11:11 AM (R7cwD)

524 35 Context won't matter, as I commented on earlier thread people in his own party are asking him to recuse himself and clarify his statement (see Jason Chaffetz)

The gop has no loyalty and no balls. They are refusing to get anything done, and I believe they are doing it on purpose, it's disgusting.
Posted by: spypeach at March 02, 2017 09:34 AM (u/r83)

-----------------------------------------------------------------

This, and the rest who have commented about the GOP on this, are right about the GOPe.

I would add one more thing: It is not so much that the Dems have a Russian obsession, but that some in the GOP has a Russian obsession.

This is why foreign policy should always be about America's best interests, not a crusade of democratic morals. We will have a hard enough time protecting our own republic from the enemies within at this point.

Posted by: William Eaton at March 02, 2017 11:12 AM (MuTTO)

525 508 Transcripts please. Not the word of the Obama DOJ, FBI, CIA, NSA, ect....

Pence was wrong and should have demanded transcripts and not taken the word of known liars.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 02, 2017 11:02 AM (OoOd6)

What? Flynn talked to Pence directly and assured him he hadn't spoken to the Russian Ambassador about sanctions.

He has since said he might have talked about sanctions, he wasn't sure.

He said that after he had told Pence and Pence went on the news shows and said that Flynn had not discussed sanctions. j

That is the reason he was let go. All are in agreement that he was let go because he was not truthful to Pence. Even if it was an inadvertent lie, how can you have a NSA who can't remember what he discussed with an ambassador. Forgetting discussion sanctions is not the same thing as forgetting what the ambassador told you he had for dessert.
Posted by: Jen at March 02, 2017 11:09 AM (K7A0z

Yet Flynn still denies doing nothing wrong. No transcripts. Everything based on the Obama DOJ, FBI, CIA, ect. Pence fucked up. This should have and could have been worked out if transcripts were allowed.

But go ahead and take the word of the Obama agencies. I choose not to and for good reason.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 02, 2017 11:12 AM (OoOd6)

526 503 Sessions better not step down.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 02, 2017 11:08 AM (8XRCm)

Damn right. The DOJ is the key to exercising the real power in today's Washington. Obama understood that, that's why he had Holder and then Lynch in there.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at March 02, 2017 11:12 AM (3OAG2)

527 That is the reason he was let go. All are in agreement that he was let go because he was not truthful to Pence. Even if it was an inadvertent lie, how can you have a NSA who can't remember what he discussed with an ambassador. Forgetting discussion sanctions is not the same thing as forgetting what the ambassador told you he had for dessert.
Posted by: Jen at March 02, 2017 11:09 AM (K7A0z)

Could be.

I mean, that's certainly the narrative out there.

But who knows what really happened behind the scenes?

I suspect there's a lot more to that story. And it probably has nothing to do with Russians.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 02, 2017 11:12 AM (wmaTe)

528 I'm thinking Flynn was rubbing some inner circle the wrong way anyway



He's got a rep for being abrasive



So maybe Trump said, we don't need this

Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 02, 2017 11:01 AM (Om16U)


Buncha high brass had a pool on how long he'd last. He's a well-known problem child. His problem was that he was a conspiracy theorist, which is fine, I'm not averse to a good conspiracy theory myself now and then, but you can't ACT on them. Flynn did. Made him look too extreme.

Posted by: dagny at March 02, 2017 11:12 AM (Mc+44)

529 Charles Cooke demands Sessions' recusal as well.

RECUSAL FROM WHAT????

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 02, 2017 11:12 AM (B+qrE)

530 Rachel Dolezal: I tried tapping into my dark side too but they wouldn't let me!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 02, 2017 11:09 AM (493sH)

Speaking of: fake black woman gets new fake black name

http://tinyurl.com/humcuv9

Posted by: josephistan at March 02, 2017 11:13 AM (7HtZB)

531 450 428 No, I'm not an uber driver. SMFH is, I think.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 02, 2017 10:56 AM (0mRoj)

Oh, I thought you were doing that while between gigs.

Remember, I'm the one who gets mixed up between you and Ignoramus.
Posted by: kallisto at March 02, 2017 11:00 AM (nNdYv)



Maybe Insomniac should add "- Besmircher of Frank Zappa" to end end of their name

Posted by: buzzion at March 02, 2017 11:13 AM (z/Ubi)

532 If these were Democrats, CNN would never of heard of nothin'.

Posted by: Sheogorath at March 02, 2017 11:13 AM (BrfST)

533 It's been a long windy road since then, but that serendipitous moment ending up making my entire career, which, while not particularly enviable, has been interesting and rewarding.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 02, 2017 11:10 AM (ZO497)


Yes, what's that saying: Life is what happens when you're busy making plans.

Posted by: kallisto at March 02, 2017 11:13 AM (nNdYv)

534 Yep,Sessions just needs to hang on.Force them to prove their bullshit allegations.

Posted by: steevy at March 02, 2017 11:13 AM (r/0kC)

535 This is about the uniparty and never trump

Posted by: ThunderB

===


Yes.

Trump and most of his cabinet have refused to take even a paycheck.

You think the LIBS are scared?

GOPe is shitting it's depends.

All those sweetheart deals , pork, slush funds, donor money, bribes and paper sack cash is in jeopardy.

Ideology means nothing. It's always about the dollar.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 02, 2017 11:13 AM (6TED6)

536 I suspect there's a lot more to that story. And it probably has nothing to do with Russians.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 02, 2017 11:12 AM (wmaTe)

Ding-ding

Posted by: dagny at March 02, 2017 11:13 AM (Mc+44)

537 but that some in the GOP has a Russian obsession.

-----

Close.

Some on the GOPe have a "Trump" obseesion.

"Russia" is a means to an end.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 02, 2017 11:14 AM (8XRCm)

538 529 Charles Cooke demands Sessions' recusal as well.

RECUSAL FROM WHAT????


The voices in his head?

Posted by: kallisto at March 02, 2017 11:14 AM (nNdYv)

539 BREAKING NEWS

It has just come to our attention that General Mattis is able to correctly identify Russia on a map! He must be removed from office immediately!

He also submitted a plan to reduce Russia to stone age technology with 4 Hellfire Missiles and a cub scout troop but that's beside the point.

Posted by: JB1000 at March 02, 2017 11:14 AM (16OL0)

540 Is Paris Burning?

Posted by: Der Furher, Right in his Face at March 02, 2017 11:14 AM (gbWkA)

541 Somebody on his inner circle is leaking to pick off his cabinet one by
one. Not hard to figure out who would benefit...... GOPe, RNC, Pence,
Preibus, Katie Walsh,
=====================


Not getting it. What benefit would Trump's inner circle get by getting rid of his cabinet picks?



Posted by: grammie winger at March 02, 2017 11:14 AM (bpfzP)

542 I always thought it was, "Lying to the Vice President about contact with foreign governments" was why he got canned.

Pence was apparently very unhappy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

_______

We still don't know exactly what was said to Pence, but the conversation Flynn had with Russians was nothing.

The point is, the Trump Administration let the Democrats/MSM have their scalp in the feeding frenzy, and now they are on to the next one because they were able to make Trump bend the knee.

It was poorly handled and it had consequences.


Posted by: Maritime at March 02, 2017 11:15 AM (wX0t8)

543 what backstabbing shits they are. at all costs they must not Lose anything they have grabbed in thei rpositions.

Posted by: willow at March 02, 2017 11:15 AM (R7cwD)

544 531 450 428 No, I'm not an uber driver. SMFH is, I think.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 02, 2017 10:56 AM (0mRoj)

Oh, I thought you were doing that while between gigs.

Remember, I'm the one who gets mixed up between you and Ignoramus.
Posted by: kallisto at March 02, 2017 11:00 AM (nNdYv)


Maybe Insomniac should add "- Besmircher of Frank Zappa" to end end of their name
Posted by: buzzion at March 02, 2017 11:13 AM (z/Ubi)


Goddammit, I did not besmirch Frank Zappa! I was invoking his absurdist style of songwriting in a discussion about a completely absurd topic!

*sigh*

This is how memes get started...

Posted by: Insomniac at March 02, 2017 11:15 AM (0mRoj)

545 The Trumpian response has to be to create a loyal cadre at places like the DOJ and then go medieval on the Left. They asked for it.

Flip Weiner. Huma's going to jail. Expose Hillary, totally.
RICO the Foundation, Chelsea and baby Charlotte.

Obama's people too.

No prisoners

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 02, 2017 11:15 AM (SIY7D)

546 Holy shit Ace is up early.

I like this.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 02, 2017 09:25 AM (EvBgT)

Plus up really late on the ONT this morning, which was cool.

Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at March 02, 2017 11:15 AM (Jcg9Q)

547 NOOD all

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 02, 2017 11:15 AM (wmaTe)

548 nood hillary

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 02, 2017 11:15 AM (V4Qfo)

549 This is only a thing because it's all they've got. After the rapturous approval of Trump's speech this week, and the ludicrous Dem response, the only thing the MSM-Dem sludge machine has left is this "Trump White House Putin Russian Ambassador" confection.

I think Trump needs to treat this crap with contempt. Like firing a bunch of Obamanauts.

Posted by: mrp at March 02, 2017 11:16 AM (Pqytn)

550 515 why did it take so long to confirm Ben Carson?
Dem and NeverTrump racism.
Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 02, 2017 11:10 AM (Om16U)



Did the confirm that Ben Carson never provided consultation to Russian doctors?

Posted by: buzzion at March 02, 2017 11:16 AM (z/Ubi)

551 548 nood hillary
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 02, 2017 11:15 AM (V4Qfo)

Never say those two words together again. Ever.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 02, 2017 11:16 AM (0mRoj)

552 I would add one more thing: It is not so much that the Dems have a Russian obsession, but that some in the GOP has a Russian obsession.

Posted by: William Eaton at March 02, 2017 11:12 AM (MuTTO)

--------------------------------------------------

I forgot to add and the Dems know it and will use it to great effect to get GOPe (like McCain) to make the "investigations" look bipartisan.

The Holy Trinity of the GOPe: 1. Free Trade, 2. Russia, 3. Cheap Labor

Everything else can and will be thrown under the bus for those three.

Posted by: William Eaton at March 02, 2017 11:16 AM (MuTTO)

553 His problem was that he was a conspiracy theorist, which is fine, I'm not averse to a good conspiracy theory myself now and then, but you can't ACT on them.

That seems kinda' sub-optimal if you're the target of a, you know, conspiracy.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 02, 2017 11:16 AM (1ZlS3)

554 So not to go OT, but does anyone find it chilling that the EU parliament stripped Le Pen of immunity for tweeting pictures of ISIS atrocities?

Posted by: Independent George at March 02, 2017 11:17 AM (BDZWU)

555 Interesting that everyone thinks Flynn got nailed because he lied to Pence about Russians. Trump said he lied, not what about.


There are other moving parts not attached to a pretend meme created by the DNC.

Posted by: dagny at March 02, 2017 11:17 AM (Mc+44)

556 540 Is Paris Burning?
Posted by: Der Furher, Right in his Face at March 02, 2017 11:14 AM (gbWkA)
Not so long as I keep taking the penicillin

Posted by: Paris Hilton at March 02, 2017 11:17 AM (7HtZB)

557 Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 02, 2017 10:59 AM (EvBgT)

The Democrats are caught in a very hierarchal party, and the former leadership - the Clintons and the Obamas - are still fighting over controlling it. As of now there is no way anyone with a new idea or new energy can grab any power and move the party elsewhere.

They are stuck until they can solve the problem of the Obamas and the Clintons.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase A Plethora of Pungent Pithy Phrases at the Outrage Outlet! at March 02, 2017 11:17 AM (hLRSq)

558
Maybe Insomniac should add "- Besmircher of Frank Zappa" to end end of their name
Posted by: buzzion at March 02, 2017 11:13 AM (z/Ubi)


Goddammit, I did not besmirch Frank Zappa! I was invoking his absurdist style of songwriting in a discussion about a completely absurd topic!

*sigh*

This is how memes get started...
Posted by: Insomniac at March 02, 2017 11:15 AM (0mRoj)



Could be worse. You could be dead.

Posted by: buzzion at March 02, 2017 11:17 AM (z/Ubi)

559 So much for Trump's call for unity and cooperation in solving the nation's problems.

Posted by: Strobe at March 02, 2017 11:17 AM (gbWkA)

560 *sigh*



This is how memes get started...

Posted by: Insomniac at March 02, 2017 11:15 AM (0mRoj)
================

Tell me about it. It took a heckuva long time for me to recover from being dead.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 02, 2017 11:18 AM (bpfzP)

561 That seems kinda' sub-optimal if you're the target of a, you know, conspiracy.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 02, 2017 11:16 AM (1ZlS3)

He was, which is ironic, really. But he gave as good as he got.

Posted by: dagny at March 02, 2017 11:18 AM (Mc+44)

562 541 Somebody on his inner circle is leaking to pick off his cabinet one by
one. Not hard to figure out who would benefit...... GOPe, RNC, Pence,
Preibus, Katie Walsh,
=====================


Not getting it. What benefit would Trump's inner circle get by getting rid of his cabinet picks?



Posted by: grammie winger at March 02, 2017 11:14 AM (

Take out Trump by alienating those close to him. The GOPe and Rino RNC gets power via Pence. Pence, Ryan, Priebus, Katie Walsh. They are fixes in the hen houses.

And I thought Pence was picked as VP because he could get Trumps agenda through Congress. Same with Priebus.Swell job they are doing with those majorities in both houses. SMH.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 02, 2017 11:19 AM (OoOd6)

563
BREAKING: Trump's Russian Ties Confirmed

New reports shows Donald Trump, during the Cold War with Russia, watched Moscow On The Hudson in 1984.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at March 02, 2017 11:19 AM (WNnWU)

564 @452
John McCain is the quintessential Nevertrumper.


He represents everything that they are.


This
is NOT political disagreement. This is protecting and covering your
dirty money trail and slush funds from this brash , new interloper.

Traitorous scum.

=======

McCain took in Soros money for his re-election campaign.

Just think, this is the kind of scum that the GOP threw at us in 2008. They threw corporate-CEO-blue state-moderate-establishment Romney at us in 2012. They tired to throw ANOTHER fucking Bush at us in 2016 (which he would have proceeded to lose if he got nominated).

The only good thing about this is that we are in the process of taking over the Republican party, which really began in 2009 with the Tea Party movement. Unfortunately we still have a long way to go, because much of the old leadership is still in place.

Posted by: JC at March 02, 2017 11:20 AM (3GSgE)

565 Charles Cooke demands Sessions' recusal as well.

RECUSAL FROM WHAT????

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 02, 2017 11:12 AM (B+qrE)

Recusal from any investigation into Russian ties to the election and Trump campaign. Because the Democrats are going to keep this up, with the help of the lying media and the Obamas. They think they can convince enough people that this is Watergate, or some such thing and they are going to continue every week to put some new angle on this Russian deal.

They don't give a you know what about Russia or what Putin might be doing militarily or in cyberspace to the USA. Because Trump said one time during the campaign that he admired Putin's loyalty to his country, they seized on that for a way to frame Trump and his administration as financially beholding to the Russians and loyal to them.

Remember all the screaming about Tillerson having been in "deals" with the Russian's as the CEO of Exxon.

Depending on when this fizzles out with Sessions, Tillerson is next.

Posted by: Jen at March 02, 2017 11:20 AM (K7A0z)

566 546 Holy shit Ace is up early.

I like this.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 02, 2017 09:25 AM (EvBgT)

Plus up really late on the ONT this morning, which was cool.
Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at March 02, 2017 11:15 AM (Jcg9Q)


GAINNNZZZZ?

Posted by: Iblis at March 02, 2017 11:20 AM (9221z)

567 >>> I'm surprised Sessions didn't fall asleep during Frankens 'questions' which really are more political statement than anything else.


Franken-stein the diapered wonder is up for reelection in 2020, yes? Just wants his face on camera looking like he is doing something. I think all the dems are worried about 2018 and 2020, as they should be!

Posted by: LizLem at March 02, 2017 11:20 AM (hvf9s)

568 Charles Cooke demands Sessions' recusal as well.

RECUSAL FROM WHAT????

Posted by: kallisto at March 02, 2017 11:14 AM

That was my question, what is Sessions supposed to recuse himself from. Turns out in the Washington Post article

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hc2v7xz

That Sessions (as attorney general) has to recuse himself from any FBI investigation into Russian contacts with Republicans because Sessions is now suspected of being a Russian agent, you see.

And congress (a.k.a. the democrats) want the FBI to investigate any contact any republican had with the Russians because the Russians hacked Hillary's campaign which is why Trump won the election, you see.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 02, 2017 11:21 AM (C6XYX)

569
Breaking:

Gen Mattis, one more than several occasions, used Russian products. Report shows Mattis used Russian dressing on his salad.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at March 02, 2017 11:21 AM (WNnWU)

570 Not getting it. What benefit would Trump's inner circle get by getting rid of his cabinet picks?

grammie ... what if they ain't all loyal to Trump ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 02, 2017 11:21 AM (1ZlS3)

571 And I thought Pence was picked as VP because he could get Trumps agenda through Congress. Same with Priebus.Swell job they are doing with those majorities in both houses. SMH.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 02, 2017 11:19 AM (OoOd6)

You do realize that Congress has been back in session for all of four days.

Enough with the inner circle conspiracy's , it's tiresome.

Posted by: Jen at March 02, 2017 11:21 AM (K7A0z)

572 I guess I'm a KGB sleeper agent. Deep cover. So deep that I don't even know about it.

The woods are lovely, dark and deep and I have miles to go before I slee..


%^*( WTF where'd that guy with a hockey mask and the machete come from ^*(

Posted by: A different Donald script mixup at March 02, 2017 11:22 AM (8J/Te)

573 So if China had hacked the RNC and anonymously leaked through the media that Trump was given debate questions in advance and that Jeb was screwed by the party out of a fair fight, what would be the Big Story in the national news all these months?

That China hacked the election?

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at March 02, 2017 11:22 AM (3OAG2)

574 I'm forgetting. Which is the "National laughingstock" again-NYT or WaPo?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 02, 2017 11:22 AM (fDdVG)

575 Old McCarthy had a plan
E I E I O
And in that plan there was a red bait
E I E I O
With a Russkie Russkie here
And a Russkie Russkie there
Here a Russ there a Russ
Everywhere a Russkie
Old McCarthy had a plan
E I E I O

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 02, 2017 11:22 AM (Nwg0u)

576
I will never fully trust Pence, Reebus, Ryan, and McConnell.

They all might be cahoots.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at March 02, 2017 11:23 AM (WNnWU)

577
or, in cahoots, rather

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at March 02, 2017 11:23 AM (WNnWU)

578 574 I'm forgetting. Which is the "National laughingstock" again-NYT or WaPo?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 02, 2017 11:22 AM (fDdVG)



Yes.

Posted by: buzzion at March 02, 2017 11:23 AM (z/Ubi)

579 Also, All the NeverTrumpers will be out in force.

I actually hate them worse than the Progs. Traitors are always more despised in war, and yes this is a cold war. Siding with communist was awful back in 1980s, and siding with progressives today is just as bad, perhaps more dangerous to boot. No excuses, hurt feelings, the screech of "constitutional conservatism", or whatever can make for this continued betrayal.


Posted by: William Eaton at March 02, 2017 11:23 AM (MuTTO)

580
WaPo is the official newspaper of the CIA/DeepState - this is not an exaggeration. Jeff Bezos purchased the failing paper for a measly $250 mil. Then just a few short months later secured a contract with the CIA for $600 million. Do you think that is just a coincidence? No story that WaPo runs on CIA or government mentions this direct connection or how it influences their coverage. I'll just let Carl fill you in here...

"In many instances, CIA documents show, journalists were engaged to perform tasks for the CIA with the consent of the managements of America’s leading news organizations.

- Carl Bernstein 1977

Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at March 02, 2017 11:23 AM (TixTl)

581 551

Never say those two words together again. Ever.



Posted by: Insomniac at March 02, 2017 11:16 AM (0mRoj)

Sorry, I'm feeling sadistic today as my primary development system is down. If I felt *really* evil, I could've written, "nood hillary fantasy."

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 02, 2017 11:23 AM (V4Qfo)

582 429,
"Over time, progressivism will make you as ugly on the outside as it makes you on the inside. Franken is living proof of this."

My goto would be the "twins" Rosa Delauro and RBG.

Posted by: geoffb5 at March 02, 2017 11:24 AM (d3wbb)

583 Charles Cooke demands Sessions' recusal as well.

RECUSAL FROM WHAT????
Posted by: kallisto at March 02, 2017 11:14 AM

Recusal from investigating Cooke's experimentation with homosexuality at Oxford.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at March 02, 2017 11:24 AM (3OAG2)

584 Trump's code name is Beef Stroganoff.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at March 02, 2017 11:24 AM (Nwg0u)

585 Enough with the inner circle conspiracy's , it's tiresome.
Posted by: Jen at March 02, 2017 11:21 AM (K7A0z)


Let me think ... no.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 02, 2017 11:25 AM (1ZlS3)

586 I see fatass Claire McCaskill has tweeted out that she's been on the Armed Services Committee since 10,00BC (ok, so I exaggerated a little) and that they NEVER meet with foreign officials. Then someone aggregated some of her past tweets about.....meeting with foreign ambassadors, including Russia's.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 02, 2017 11:25 AM (vg8iE)

587 Its why I could never be president. Right about now special operators would be slaughtering the left side of the chambers.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 02, 2017 11:26 AM (aMlLZ)

588 BREAKING: Trump's Russian Ties Confirmed

New reports shows Donald Trump, during the Cold War with Russia, watched Moscow On The Hudson in 1984.
Posted by: Soothsayer
----------

Someone leaked his Block Buster rentals?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 02, 2017 11:27 AM (ZO497)

589
This Russia crap is really pissing me off immensely.

Posted by: Toad-O at March 02, 2017 11:27 AM (cct0t)

590 Trump hired Yakov Smirnoff to perform at his Atlantic City Casino in 1980s!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 02, 2017 11:27 AM (4AVeu)

591 571 And I thought Pence was picked as VP because he could get Trumps agenda through Congress. Same with Priebus.Swell job they are doing with those majorities in both houses. SMH.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 02, 2017 11:19 AM (OoOd6)

You do realize that Congress has been back in session for all of four days.

Enough with the inner circle conspiracy's , it's tiresome.
Posted by: Jen at March 02, 2017 11:21 AM (K7A0z

Why are they dragging their feet on confirmations? Why are they dragging their feet on having bills ready to go? Why are they punching right and spending more time attacking and undermining Trump than doing what people elected them to do? Why did they approve Obama's picks so quickly? Why did they refuse to attack and hold real investigations into Obama's cabinet?

I wait for your response to this. There is zero valid one because the GOPe is putting all their time and energy into outing Trump.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 02, 2017 11:29 AM (OoOd6)

592 List of those exposed by WikiLeaks for colluding with the Clinton campaign:

ABC
BLOOMBERG
CBS
CNN
DAILY BEAST
HUFFINGTON POST
MSNBC
NBC
NEW REPUBLIC
NEW YORK TIMES
NEW YORKER
PEOPLE
POLITICO
THE GUARDIAN
THE HILL
VICE
VOX
WASHINGTON POST

https://goo.gl/SpbmSZ

Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at March 02, 2017 11:31 AM (TixTl)

593 Ace, this is really good - I mean "this should be disseminated everywhere dear GOD how do I make that happen" good.

Posted by: Rocketeer at March 02, 2017 11:41 AM (Ajcs2)

594 Out of all that bullbumpf back-'n-forth, only one thing emerges, shining-out strong and clear, and that one thing is that Der Frankenfoole, The Diaper-Dunce Fugitive From SNL, is an even-bigger lack-wit maroon and total loss as a U.S. Senator than ever before, and than it could have possibly been imagined that he would be when he was enabled by the Democraps' fraudulence in Minnesota to steal the election "victory" that plopped him down in DeeCee just in the nickel of time to provide the Last Full, Tiny Measure Of Deceit needed to slime Obamacare into zombie-existence...

Watching him bumble and bungle and fumble-around trying to - somehow - back (now-Attorney General) Sessions into some semblance of...something...is like watching some form of low-level plant life apparently trying to "question" a bull that is about to casually consume it in order to add to the clearly-many-times-higher-order animal's digestive content.

Posted by: J. S. Bridges at March 02, 2017 11:44 AM (DsGWS)

595 That's a little better. Takes the edge off. I'm still miserable but it's a slightly blunted miserable.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 02, 2017 10:50 AM (0mRoj)

How did the phone interview go?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2017 11:46 AM (WDdjT)

596 BREAKING: Trump had RUSSIAN dressing on his corned beef sammich at Katz's Deli.

Posted by: Strobe at March 02, 2017 11:52 AM (gbWkA)

597 Why aren't we going with the meme that Obama said Russia wasn't an issue and we that the 1980's wants their foreign policy back. We should just throw that out there anytime one of those assholes starts up on this Russia crap.

Posted by: Jaimo at March 02, 2017 11:59 AM (9U1OG)

598 The media, which has been described as having an almost autistic level of literalness...


I love this line and will from now on use it frequently, in one form or another.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2017 12:01 PM (0tfLf)

599 many in the national media are actively committing treason. Due to the seriousness of this charge, we need to stop everything and round them all up so they no longer have access to the communication tools they are using to commit this destruction of the United States. this is a very, very, very serious charge. We must act now, now, now.
Do I have the tone right liberals?

Posted by: talgus da Deplorable at March 02, 2017 12:09 PM (fJQAI)

600 the last AG thought it was OK to meet secretly with the husband of a person of interest in an ongoing investigation. No matter that the husband was the one the got her her prior job so she could get her current job. She was OK with this. Worse, BHO was OK with it. All the liberals in DeeCee were OK with it.
All of them have no chops in calling anything foul as their sight is political only.

Posted by: talgus da Deplorable at March 02, 2017 12:15 PM (fJQAI)

601 Franken is so sneeringly rude to Jeff Sessions in that first video.

Posted by: m at March 02, 2017 12:41 PM (3jGss)

602 114
...It happened with Fox in the opposition, it got stronger. Once MSNBC became in power party organ, it started losing viewers.

The NYT is already reporting an increased subscription rate....
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The NYT reporting.... that's rich!!!

Posted by: ClearasMud at March 02, 2017 01:05 PM (TA0EN)

603 The republican party is a weak and spineless. It is embarrassing how they cave to the left's hysteria.

Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at March 02, 2017 01:11 PM (NAv1Q)

604 Franken was fraudulently elected - recount verification showed that his win margin was exceeded by the number of felons who voted illegally. He was the 60th vote for Obamacare which should also be voided due to this fraud.

Posted by: LGoPs at March 02, 2017 01:44 PM (t8gnY)

605 DEMs + rope + lampposts (some assembly required) = Instant HAPPY!

Posted by: old codger at March 02, 2017 09:09 PM (fpd99)

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