Controversy of President's Exploitation of Soldier for His Own Political Gain, And His Seating of That "Prop" Near His Own Family

It's unbelievable. Just unbelievable that any president would use a casualty of war like this.

Wait, that can't be what the media is talking about -- that's from Obama's 2014 State of the Union, when he wrapped himself in the flag by honoring a Ranger horrifically wounded in his tenth deployment.

Also from today's media freakout is this curious observation from the New York Times:

Trump supposedly looked presidential last night, but all he did was read from a Teleprompter https://t.co/0RuwIBH592 pic.twitter.com/jYEZ6BVgGG
— NYT Opinion (@nytopinion) March 1, 2017

Are you... are you kidding? You praised Teleprompter Jesus everytime he read the words others had written, and you corrected/edited all the times this Stuttering Fuck stammered over the same syllable when he was off-teleprompter, and now you say this?

Well, I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death the enormous size of your balls to even think about saying it.

We all know that reading off a teleprompter isn't what makes you "presidential."

What makes you presidential, history shows, is using the cheap acting trick of raising your chin exactly fifteen degrees and peering off into some vague middle distance, as if seeing a destiny rising just over a horizon that no one else can see.

Like this:

Hell, this trick of appearing hopeful and heroic is even known in galaxies far, far away:

Now I'm not saying Obama is using very basic acting tricks to con our Very Astute Media into wetting itself over everything he says (or of pretending to be impressed with him, hoping that will impress the rubes).

I mean it would be crazy to say Obama is using very basic acting tricks in his performances.

After all -- where would he possibly have learned to act?

Yeah I know this is Alex Jones, but Harry Lennix's answers to the questions about this, beginning at the 2:55 mark, are of the "You'd have to ask him" and "Sure I knew him, but..." type.

One of Lennix's first answers -- "Well that's just hearsay" -- is similarly... non-committal. Another answer is "Those weren't my words."

Posted by: Ace at 07:03 PM

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Posted by: Bosk at March 01, 2017 06:52 PM (n2K+4)

2 Acting lessons? he should get a refund...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 01, 2017 06:52 PM (O2RFr)

3 Media delenda est.

And quickly.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 01, 2017 06:53 PM (4H105)

4 Yeah but Branco Bama was soooo dreamy!

Posted by: Bosk at March 01, 2017 06:53 PM (n2K+4)

5 Yeah but Branco Bama was soooo dreamy!

Sigh... Sound of fainting...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 01, 2017 06:53 PM (O2RFr)

6 Top 10?

Posted by: Abbyjack at March 01, 2017 06:54 PM (x9d1N)

7 Woo Hoo....

Posted by: Abbyjack at March 01, 2017 06:54 PM (x9d1N)

8 Obama didn't have to use "acting" to con the MFM. They came willingly to kiss his ass and body toung him with praise. He was their commie messiah.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 01, 2017 06:54 PM (mpXpK)

9 Obama uses teleprompter to speak to 6th grade class:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIQw9M46Cds

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at March 01, 2017 06:55 PM (3OAG2)

10 As someone said...paraphrasing..."I don't need to read the opinion page, I get your opinions on page 1".

Posted by: BignJames at March 01, 2017 06:55 PM (x9c8r)

11 Raised chin, "I see sand people"
Racist!

Posted by: wooga at March 01, 2017 06:55 PM (3I7wr)

12 Top 12?

Posted by: eleven at March 01, 2017 06:55 PM (qUNWi)

13 Speaking of 'delenda est,' has Bergdahl been found guilty of desertion, aid and comfort to the enemy, actions that lead to the deaths of other soldiers, and been shot yet?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 01, 2017 06:56 PM (4H105)

14 ::bing::

Posted by: eleven at March 01, 2017 06:56 PM (qUNWi)

15 If the NYT got any moister over Obama's delivery, they'd slide off their chairs.

Posted by: pep at March 01, 2017 06:56 PM (LAe3v)

16 As someone said...paraphrasing..."I don't need to read the opinion page, I get your opinions on page 1".

Just so.

Posted by: eleven at March 01, 2017 06:56 PM (qUNWi)

17 >>I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death the enormous size of your balls to even think about saying it.

That's good stuff, right there.

Posted by: garrett at March 01, 2017 06:57 PM (ktw54)

18 Well, I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death the enormous size of your balls to even think about saying it.

Hahahahahaha. This is why I come here.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 01, 2017 06:57 PM (Xuv2G)

19 Clowns continue to beclown themselves

Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at March 01, 2017 06:57 PM (5Uq5D)

20 My favorite Obama speech was His um,um,um,er,er, okie dockie speech...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 01, 2017 06:57 PM (O2RFr)

21 He's not raising his chin, he's showing you his nose hairs. No, I don't know why.

Posted by: pep at March 01, 2017 06:57 PM (LAe3v)

22 I'm waiting for a Dem politician to be an actual war hero and speak truth to power to me, I'll be waiting over here eating chicharones.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 01, 2017 06:57 PM (6Ll1u)

23 If the NYT got any moister over Obama's delivery, they'd slide off their chairs.

Every copy of their rag would be pre-moistened then.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 01, 2017 06:58 PM (4H105)

24 Well, fine, not a bad idea to get acting lessons if you're going to work in show biz for the ugly (politics.)

But I'm old enough to remember when it was racist to point out that a president was reading from a script.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 01, 2017 06:58 PM (wmaTe)

25 Oh crap. I thought I had endured my last pic of Capt. ShitMidas two months ago.

Ace, couldn't you post a few high-resolution shots of a giraffe's slug-like mucus plug instead?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 01, 2017 06:58 PM (8ZskC)

26 Michele Obama's Forehead is giving me an erection.

Posted by: Kahless at March 01, 2017 06:58 PM (ktw54)

27 Michele Obama's Forehead is giving me an erection.

You a fellow Klingon?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 01, 2017 06:59 PM (O2RFr)

28 Harry Lennix and I were just guys in the neighborhood.

But damn, I hope Barack didn't promise his publisher too many pages for this new book. I was about ready to hang up my keyboard!

Posted by: Bill Ayers at March 01, 2017 06:59 PM (3OAG2)

29 The funniest part might be that Barry made Biden look at the imaginary thing, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 01, 2017 06:59 PM (/f1mm)

30 You praised Teleprompter Jesus everytime he read the words others had written,

And he was so great at it, too:

"Corpse-men"

"Oh'-ree-ahn!"

Friggin genius Barky was. He could have passed any 2nd grade reading test around.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 01, 2017 06:59 PM (zc3Db)

31 Can I take four (eight???) years of this? Oh, yeah!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 01, 2017 06:59 PM (kP16F)

32 Everything the progressives accuse Republicans of doing, the progressives are doing it, and assume that the Republican has the same twisted morality as the progressive.

If you are a thief and a confidence man, you assume that everyone else behaves as you do or else they are just stupid.

Posted by: Nester Wayless at March 01, 2017 06:59 PM (v5bNs)

33 Ace, couldn't you post a few high-resolution shots of a giraffe's slug-like mucus plug instead?

Posted by: Cicero

pfffffft. At least I serve some useful functions, like keeping out the parasites.

Posted by: giraffe's slug-like mucus plug at March 01, 2017 07:00 PM (LAe3v)

34 Baptist Girl: "I'm horny. Let's have sex."

Catholic Boy: "I can't. It's Lent."

Baptist Girl: "To who and for how long?"

Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at March 01, 2017 07:00 PM (5fSr7)

35 Obama, and those who voted for him, twice, were flat out assholes. The longer he is out of office the more apparent this becomes.

Just look how redonkulous he looks. People actually voted for the guy. Twice. Unbelievable.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 01, 2017 07:00 PM (5VlCp)

36 Didn't Teleprompter Jesus welcome himself to an event?

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 01, 2017 07:01 PM (/f1mm)

37 I wouldn't let a bird shit on the NYT for fear it would start reciting talking points.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at March 01, 2017 07:01 PM (SOnJ9)

38 Chelsea, I am your father.

Posted by: Darth Obama at March 01, 2017 07:01 PM (Tyii7)

39 well, did obama mention his corpseman who gave him treatment in the field?

hate to be the guy who made the typo in obama's teleprompter after that speech.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2017 07:01 PM (cPsPa)

40 Well, I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death the enormous size of your balls to even think about saying it.

You're just all wee-wee'd up, ace, because my vocabulary is so huge and complex. I'm a strategic talker. Exponential, even.

Posted by: Ex-King Ex-Emperor Ex-Admiral Barky at March 01, 2017 07:01 PM (zc3Db)

41 I think Gaylord Merkin Focker the Wurst introduced himself as the leader of the country he was visiting at least twice.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 01, 2017 07:01 PM (4H105)

42 I dunno, but I get the distinct impression that the New York Times doesn't care much for Donald Trump.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 01, 2017 07:01 PM (8ZskC)

43 Former Clinton Volunteer insults Gold Star Mom, gets fired:

https://tinyurl.com/hq3umps

Link goes to the Washington Free Bacon

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at March 01, 2017 07:01 PM (ul9CR)

44 Chelsea, I am your father.

Posted by: Darth Webb at March 01, 2017 07:01 PM (/f1mm)

45 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 01, 2017 06:59 PM (zc3Db)

So, maybe he didn't mispronounce "Pock-ee-stan"...somebody mis-spelled it.

Posted by: BignJames at March 01, 2017 07:02 PM (x9c8r)

46 38 Chelsea, I am your father.
Posted by: Darth Obama at March 01, 2017 07:01 PM (Tyii7)

"Obee-sala-papa-howdy-dooodeeee!"

(I am her father!)

- - Webby the Hutt

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 01, 2017 07:02 PM (mbhDw)

47 Chelsea, I am your father.
Posted by: Darth Obama

Clinton or Manning? It works either way, really.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 01, 2017 07:02 PM (QDr6b)

48 Yep, just confirms my hatred for the media and leftists, BIRM.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at March 01, 2017 07:02 PM (+eR2D)

49 What makes you presidential, history shows, is using the cheap acting trick of raising your chin exactly fifteen degrees

Benito Mussolini knew this. He kind of wore out his welcome though.

Posted by: kallisto at March 01, 2017 07:02 PM (nNdYv)

50 Yeah I know this is Alex Jones

I find myself using that phrase a lot lately.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at March 01, 2017 07:03 PM (ul9CR)

51 Chelsea, I am your father.
Posted by: Darth Obama at March 01, 2017 07:01 PM (Tyii7)

Fuck off, Obama.

Posted by: Darth Hubbell at March 01, 2017 07:03 PM (8ZskC)

52 During Trumps speech last night that I watched on Fox the NY slimes ran that despicable anti-Trump add...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 01, 2017 07:03 PM (O2RFr)

53 Its pointless to show Leftists their double standards, it falls on deaf ears

Posted by: Skip at March 01, 2017 07:03 PM (HDU3V)

54 52 During Trumps speech last night that I watched on Fox the NY slimes ran that despicable anti-Trump add...

After and before the speech I mean..

Posted by: It's me donna at March 01, 2017 07:04 PM (O2RFr)

55 I must say, Mollie Hemingway looked particularly fetching tonight, ashes and all.

Posted by: pep at March 01, 2017 07:04 PM (LAe3v)

56 I need a breathalater.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 01, 2017 07:04 PM (IqV8l)

57 So, maybe he didn't mispronounce "Pock-ee-stan"...somebody mis-spelled it.

Posted by: BignJames at March 01, 2017 07:02 PM (x9c8r)

I just pronounce it like any good muslim would. I have intimate knowledge of Pockeestan and, especially, of Pockeestanis. Very intimate. Sensual, you might say.

Posted by: Ex-King Ex-Emperor Ex-Admiral Barky at March 01, 2017 07:04 PM (zc3Db)

58 I must say, Mollie Hemingway looked particularly fetching tonight, ashes and all.
Posted by: pep

she fetches? does she do the trick where you put a food on her nose?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2017 07:05 PM (cPsPa)

59 I was just about to reply to this in the last thread:

252 More on the strange-new-respect file

Cynthia McKinney: "If Trump Goes After High-Level Pedophiles, It Will Take Down Dems & Repubs"
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 01, 2017 06:50 PM (6FqZa)

Very interesting. Got a link?

Posted by: rickl at March 01, 2017 07:05 PM (sdi6R)

60 Gaylord couldn't remember which concentration camp his grandfather liberated... hey Barky ppssstt it wasn't one of those liberated by the Soviets.

VI Lenin in Soviet art was always looking towards that glorious Communist future with the same chin high look.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 01, 2017 07:05 PM (4H105)

61 Seriously though, are they drawing attention to how they consider reading-out-loud a super smart thing for minorities to be capable of, but a fairly incompetent thing for typical white people to do?

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 01, 2017 07:05 PM (/f1mm)

62 Webb, fetch me my light umbrella.

Posted by: Darth Obama at March 01, 2017 07:05 PM (Tyii7)

63 >>she fetches? does she do the trick where you put a food on her nose?

Posted by: yankeefifth

Close

Posted by: Aviator at March 01, 2017 07:05 PM (/Nite)

64 Donald Trump is SUCH a Philistine.

*eyeroll*

Posted by: David Brock at March 01, 2017 07:06 PM (8ZskC)

65 Of course, Obama would need acting lessons.

Were he to relax and "be himself", he would:

* nothing but Choom Gang, 24/7

* stuttering cocksucker of a miserable failure

* an empty suit on an empty chair

* unable to justify his existence

* all of the above

No, this wasn't a multiple guess test. It's just a list that is nothing but pure truth.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 01, 2017 07:06 PM (v5iqM)

66 53 Its pointless to show Leftists their double standards, it falls on deaf ears
Posted by: Skip at March 01, 2017 07:03 PM (HDU3V)

well, that's part of the reason I'm becoming more and more convinced that the 'rank and file' is as full of shit as the media.

Because there is ABSOLUTELY NO WAY that they have memory spans of a gold fish.

Remember the constant media, democrat voter, and leftist freakout about "obstructionism" from R's during Obamas term?

And now the exact same people are urging the D's to do everything they can do make sure Trump can get nothing done.

There's no way that's going over people's heads.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 01, 2017 07:06 PM (wmaTe)

67 29 The funniest part might be that Barry made Biden look at the imaginary thing, too.
Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 01, 2017 06:59 PM (/f1mm)

Well when Biden looked at the imaginary thing he always saw it.

Posted by: kallisto at March 01, 2017 07:06 PM (nNdYv)

68 Wife:

Husband:

Wife: Don't even think about it.

Husband:

Wife: You're not getting sex.

Husband:

Wife: EVER

Husband:

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at March 01, 2017 07:06 PM (KgpWR)

69 26 Michele Obama's Forehead is giving me an erection.

Posted by: Kahless at March 01, 2017 06:58 PM (ktw54)

Oh, yeah. Me too, baby!

Posted by: Beluga Whale at March 01, 2017 07:07 PM (yXZIP)

70 If going after high-level pedos takes down Dems and Repubs count me the fuck in.

Posted by: eleven at March 01, 2017 07:07 PM (qUNWi)

71 Gaylord couldn't remember which concentration camp his grandfather liberated... hey Barky ppssstt it wasn't one of those liberated by the Soviets.

Posted by: Anna Puma

The way his grandfather was, he might have fought in the red army.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 01, 2017 07:07 PM (QDr6b)

72 The funniest part might be that Barry made Biden look at the imaginary thing, too.
Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 01, 2017 06:59 PM (/f1mm)

How do you know that we were both looking at the same imaginary thing?

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 01, 2017 07:07 PM (8ZskC)

73 Teleprompter Jesus! Ha!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 01, 2017 07:07 PM (EnKk6)

74 Gaslighting us 24 / 7 is the only explanation required for anything the media does, and that's not gonna change anytime soon.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 01, 2017 07:07 PM (Oeb2k)

75 Webb better show Darth how to use the umbrella.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 01, 2017 07:07 PM (FbUrh)

76 trump will never say weeed,weeed, up.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 01, 2017 07:07 PM (KP5rU)

77 Obama didn't learn his acting lessons well. We can see that. But he's not the first of evil politicians to do this. Old Adolf had a speech coach and had many poses photographed to see which were the most effective. He was effective. He took his country to great heights, only to lead them into total destruction. He was an effective speaker and politician. As a general, not so much.

Posted by: Old Blue release the KrakenTrump at March 01, 2017 07:07 PM (9iR5/)

78
Grilo.

I.AM.SEETHING

Posted by: fixerupper at March 01, 2017 07:08 PM (vIjh1)

79 well, whenever biden was looking at something imaginary he always mouthed "snuffleupagus"

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2017 07:08 PM (cPsPa)

80 I'm getting more and more bored with the day to day politics of the world as it's becoming more and more clear to me that everyone is just trying to con everyone else.

It's all theater. The media, the politicians, the "average every day voters."

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 01, 2017 07:08 PM (wmaTe)

81 Posted by: rickl at March 01, 2017 07:05 PM (sdi6R)

One of them has to be Lindsey. Why the tax return BS?

Posted by: dIb at March 01, 2017 07:08 PM (VJOLZ)

82 Ace, don't forget the one, shiny tear from Obama'sleft eye and down his cheek during is Big Gun Control speech at the WH with a bunch of gun violence props standing right behind him.

Because he feelz so *hard* for those victims!!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 01, 2017 07:09 PM (NOIQH)

83 Wife:

Husband:

Wife:

Husband:

Wife: GO FUCK YOURSELF

Husband:

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at March 01, 2017 07:09 PM (KgpWR)

84 I see dead hippos.

Posted by: Smokin' Uncle Joe Biden at March 01, 2017 07:09 PM (Tyii7)

85 Cynthia 'It was the Jews that lost me my seat!' McKinney...

If pedophiles can't be priest then why do you want them as politicians?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 01, 2017 07:10 PM (4H105)

86 What about Obama sending out to Central Casting for some people in glasses to wear Lab Coats?

Posted by: garrett at March 01, 2017 07:10 PM (ktw54)

87 Wife:

Husband:

Wife:

Husband:

Wife:

Husband:

Wife:

Husband: Good night

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at March 01, 2017 07:10 PM (KgpWR)

88 rickl -
https://twitter.com/cynthiamckinney/status/834969017899237377

Cynthia McKinney's twitter is full of this (along with the anti-Joo paranoid unfortunately but, that's our Cynthia)

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 01, 2017 07:10 PM (6FqZa)

89 Remember when Gospel Barry sang Amazing Grace at the SC funeral because he couldn't stand for the murdered people to be getting all the attention?

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 01, 2017 07:10 PM (/f1mm)

90
I for one, am outraged. Teh Ewok didn't use the word "cocksucker" at ALL in this post.

We have a reputation to uphold, jackwagons.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 01, 2017 07:10 PM (cuZZW)

91 I'm going to call bullshit on the Hippo being beaten to death story. As weak as humans are compared to Hippos there is no way even 50 humans could beat down a Hippo. If they tried there would be a bunch of dead people lying around and a Hippo doing what Hippos usually do.

I've seen video of Hippos killing lions easily when attacked by them, and humans are nothing compared to a pride of Lions.

Posted by: An Observation at March 01, 2017 07:11 PM (LVE7h)

92 Because he feelz so *hard* for those victims!!!!
Posted by: Lizzy

I started that. Feeling hard for victims.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 01, 2017 07:11 PM (QDr6b)

93 You're just all wee-wee'd up, ace, because my vocabulary is so huge and complex. I'm a strategic talker. Exponential, even.
Posted by: Ex-King Ex-Emperor Ex-Admiral Barky at March 01, 2017 07:01 PM (zc3Db)

I need a breathalyzer, or an inhalator, to get off this couch.

Posted by: Cousin Pookeh at March 01, 2017 07:11 PM (8nWyX)

94 The tears - and the victim props - gah!!

http://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2016/01/05/
obama-crying-gun-executive-action-sot.cnn

Posted by: Lizzy at March 01, 2017 07:11 PM (NOIQH)

95 Emperor Fuckstick likes guns. He just doesn't want anyone else to have them.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 01, 2017 07:11 PM (89T5c)

96 The differences between Trump and Captain Asshat during his campaign or his entire tenure as the Affurmatif Axshn Preznit could not have been better illustrated and more starkly and more diametrically opposed after last night.

Trump loves his country and everything it stands for and he believes in its people.

Obama only loves this country because we have made it easy for him to pass through this life as a wealthy slacker who is not accountable for his abject failure as a man and as a leader.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 01, 2017 07:11 PM (NJYYf)

97 3 for 3 in the willowed department today. I need to pay more attention.

Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at March 01, 2017 07:11 PM (enArR)

98 >>I for one, am outraged. Teh Ewok didn't use the word "cocksucker" at ALL in this post.

Styleguide says 'Sucker of Cock' is the preferred nomenclature.

Posted by: garrett at March 01, 2017 07:11 PM (ktw54)

99 They forgot the halo.

Posted by: navybrat at March 01, 2017 07:12 PM (w7KSn)

100 >>I started that. Feeling hard for victims.

Heh - phrasing!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 01, 2017 07:12 PM (NOIQH)

101 I for one, am outraged. Teh Ewok didn't use the word "cocksucker" at ALL in this post.

We have a reputation to uphold, jackwagons.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

well, using the word in a disparaging way is questionable. you do not really want to condemn all cocksucking.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2017 07:12 PM (cPsPa)

102 That's the pose Obama is practicing for Mt. Rushmore, if they can just get rid of a couple of those white guys.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 01, 2017 07:12 PM (8ZskC)

103 The vision I have of Barky is sitting in a suite with 3 lines of coke in front of him and a full ashtray.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 01, 2017 07:12 PM (AZS0V)

104 We can gauge the effectiveness of Trump's speech last night by the reaction of the media and the Democrats (BIRM).

Last night they were stunned and even complimentary.

Today they are panicking like 4-year old girls upon seeing a face-sized spider.

Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at March 01, 2017 07:12 PM (nvMvs)

105 You guys do know that some of us 'ettes are wives, right?
And we are NOT all fucking harpy bitches, right?

Posted by: lindarising at March 01, 2017 07:12 PM (JNDQi)

106
trump will never say weeed,weeed, up
===

Or 'Pok ee ston'

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at March 01, 2017 07:12 PM (KgpWR)

107
Ace, don't forget the one, shiny tear from Obama'sleft eye and down his cheek

He was just thinking of litter on the highway.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 01, 2017 07:12 PM (IqV8l)

108 Sycacuse!

Sycacuse!

Gooooo Orunj!

Posted by: Barakhenaten I at March 01, 2017 07:12 PM (ktw54)

109 *raises chin 15 degrees*

*stares into the middle distance*

I want a burrito.

errrrr....I mean a want the world to have a burrito.

A burrito for all the people of the world.

A great and grand chicken burrito with guacamole for all!

That...that is my dream!

Posted by: naturalfake at March 01, 2017 07:13 PM (9q7Dl)

110 So I guess the Times doesn't remember TOTUS?

Posted by: tu3031 at March 01, 2017 07:13 PM (qJhUV)

111 PUPPIES!

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 01, 2017 07:13 PM (mtGE/)

112 A (d) congressman from Massachusetts said that legacy media's constant attack on DJT is diminishing their credibility.

Posted by: kallisto at March 01, 2017 07:13 PM (nNdYv)

113 I was a better speechwriter than my speechwriters.

How can mere mortals compete?

Posted by: Barry Obama at March 01, 2017 07:13 PM (jkkMG)

114 I think that some people around here are way too impressed with the fighting ability of hippos.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 01, 2017 07:13 PM (8ZskC)

115 Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her!

Run.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 01, 2017 07:13 PM (/tuJf)

116 86 What about Obama sending out to Central Casting for some people in glasses to wear Lab Coats?
Posted by: garrett at March 01, 2017 07:10 PM (ktw54)

+++

That charade was just stunning. Not a beep from the MSM on how so obviously phony that idiotic display was.
I, in my naivety, was waiting for the ridicule and hoots of laughter from the media. I was stupid.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 01, 2017 07:14 PM (Ivjge)

117 Today they are panicking like 4-year old girls upon seeing a face-sized spider.

I am NOT a 4 year old girl!!!!

Posted by: Ron Weasley at March 01, 2017 07:14 PM (AoK0a)

118
Ummmm.... Do the liberals have any idea what fucktwaddles they look like right now.?

Posted by: fixerupper at March 01, 2017 07:14 PM (vIjh1)

119 No, when Obama did it some NBC c*nt quoted the Ranger's story and then said "Isn't this really the story of Obama?".

Hate is a strong word, but.......

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at March 01, 2017 07:15 PM (FqgrG)

120 >>You guys do know that some of us 'ettes are wives, right?
>And we are NOT all fucking harpy bitches, right?

In fairness. Are we asking you or your husbands?

or was that rhetorical?

Posted by: garrett at March 01, 2017 07:15 PM (ktw54)

121 trump will never say weeed,weeed, up
==

Or 'ISIL'

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at March 01, 2017 07:15 PM (KgpWR)

122 70 If going after high-level pedos takes down Dems and Repubs count me the fuck in.
Posted by: eleven at March 01, 2017 07:07 PM (qUNWi)

Ain't enough popcorn in the world for that.

Posted by: rickl at March 01, 2017 07:15 PM (sdi6R)

123 Speaking of drama queen little kids... what is Shia LaPoof doing today?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 01, 2017 07:15 PM (4H105)

124 You guys do know that some of us 'ettes are wives, right?
And we are NOT all fucking harpy bitches, right?

[A] Some women are lovely people.

Women are lovely people.

Would you say statement A or statement B is more true?

Posted by: eleven at March 01, 2017 07:15 PM (qUNWi)

125
101 I for one, am outraged. Teh Ewok didn't use the word "cocksucker" at ALL in this post.

We have a reputation to uphold, jackwagons.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

well, using the word in a disparaging way is questionable. you do not really want to condemn all cocksucking.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2017 07:12 PM (cPsPa)

True enough. As I've mentioned before, I have a particular love for the word when used as an insulting epithet. There's just something delightfully sordid in the very sound of the word.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 01, 2017 07:15 PM (cuZZW)

126

oopsie daisey.

Posted by: eleven at March 01, 2017 07:16 PM (qUNWi)

127 121 trump will never say weeed,weeed, up
==

Or 'ISIL'
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at March 01, 2017 07:15 PM (KgpWR)

"Folks" and "tuh" (to).

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 01, 2017 07:16 PM (mbhDw)

128 Husband: So I guess a blowjob is out of the question then? I'll see myself to the couch.

Posted by: An ex-husband at March 01, 2017 07:16 PM (JO9+V)

129 I'm not f*cking harpy bittches either.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 01, 2017 07:16 PM (/f1mm)

130 Eleven skates along the rim of the Barrel.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 01, 2017 07:16 PM (4H105)

131 trump will never say weeed,weeed, up
==

Or 'ISIL'

Or Tollybon

Posted by: tu3031 at March 01, 2017 07:16 PM (qJhUV)

132 127 121 trump will never say weeed,weeed, up
==

Or 'ISIL'
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at March 01, 2017 07:15 PM (KgpWR)

"Folks" and "tuh" (to).

Okee-Doke

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at March 01, 2017 07:17 PM (ul9CR)

133 Run.

Posted by: JackStraw
====

I'll only die tired.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at March 01, 2017 07:17 PM (KgpWR)

134

Mary Katherine Hamm, god bless her. Read her tweets on the young widow

Posted by: ThunderB at March 01, 2017 07:17 PM (Z6jIs)

135 Speaking of drama queen little kids... what is Shia LaPoof doing today?
Posted by: Anna Puma

Where's la beouf?

Posted by: blast from the past at March 01, 2017 07:17 PM (QDr6b)

136 Sycacuse!

Sycacuse!

Gooooo Orunj!

What waht what?

Wha happened???

Posted by: eleven -- Cuse Fan at March 01, 2017 07:17 PM (qUNWi)

137 trump will never say weeed,weeed, up
==

Or 'ISIL'

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at March 01, 2017 07:15 PM (KgpWR)

Or have an Aunt Pookie

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 01, 2017 07:17 PM (JO9+V)

138 Well President Trump spoke like he meant every word he said whereas TFG never did.

Just looking at that man's photo makes my skin crawl. Good lord, I'm glad he's out of office.

Posted by: Tuna at March 01, 2017 07:18 PM (jm1YL)

139 135 Speaking of drama queen little kids... what is Shia LaPoof doing today?
Posted by: Anna Puma

Where's la beouf?
Posted by: blast from the past at March 01, 2017 07:17 PM (QDr6b)

If he only had a girlfriend named Sunni . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 01, 2017 07:18 PM (mbhDw)

140 I'm waiting for a Dem politician to be an actual war hero and speak
truth to power to me, I'll be waiting over here eating chicharones.

Hey - reporting for dooty Kerry - was a real life certified Hero in the Vietnam war. True, it was for the other side, but a Hero of Communist Victory is still a Hero - it says so right on his citation.

Posted by: An Observation at March 01, 2017 07:18 PM (LVE7h)

141 129 I'm not f*cking harpy bittches either.
Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 01, 2017 07:16 PM (/f1mm)

Well someone has to do it & I am busy!

Posted by: Leo's Bear at March 01, 2017 07:18 PM (mtGE/)

142 I've always wanted someone to do Socialist realist portraits and statuary of, say, The Great Leader shaving, or The Helmsman of the People eating a sandwich over the sink or something......

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 01, 2017 07:18 PM (lutOX)

143 Well, I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death the enormous size of your balls to even think about saying it.

I wouldn't save them from death in The Barrel for the gall of saying it.

Posted by: DaveA at March 01, 2017 07:18 PM (8J/Te)

144 Trump's excellence confuses them.

Posted by: Weasel at March 01, 2017 07:18 PM (Sfs6o)

145 88 rickl -
https://twitter.com/cynthiamckinney/status/834969017899237377

Cynthia McKinney's twitter is full of this (along with the anti-Joo paranoid unfortunately but, that's our Cynthia)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 01, 2017 07:10 PM (6FqZa)

Thanks.

Fascinating. If turns out to be one of those times the broken clock is right, well...

Posted by: rickl at March 01, 2017 07:19 PM (sdi6R)

146 heh, Trump should be trolling obama with wee weed up. every time obama tweets someting he sould tweet back not to get all wee weed up.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2017 07:19 PM (cPsPa)

147 Speaking of drama queen little kids... what is Shia LaPoof doing today?

Posted by: Anna Puma

Where's la beouf?

Posted by: blast from the past at March 01, 2017 07:17 PM (QDr6b)

If he only had a girlfriend named Sunni . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Doesn't Gaylord have a pet named Sunni? What are you saying man??? o.O;;

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 01, 2017 07:19 PM (4H105)

148 Trump will never say, 'I don't have all the facts, but the police acted stupidly!'

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 01, 2017 07:19 PM (JO9+V)

149 O/T: Oh, how things have changed.

Momentsafter an immigrant spoke out about her fears of deportation, she was detained by Immigrations and Customs Enforcement.
Daniela
Vargas, 22, was detained by ICE agents Wednesday morning, shortly after
speaking at a news conference in downtown Jackson, according to her
attorney, Abby Peterson.
The news conference was hosted by local
immigration attorneys, churches and the Mississippi Immigrants Rights
Alliance to bring attention to families impacted by deportation.

A Dreamer whose DACA filing had expired - they have to refile every 2 years. Well, actions have consequences.
http://www.clarionledger.com/story/news/local/2017/03/01/

immigrant-detained-after-press-conference/98589720/

Posted by: Lizzy at March 01, 2017 07:20 PM (NOIQH)

150 Thanks.

Fascinating. If turns out to be one of those times the broken clock is right, well...
Posted by: rickl at March 01, 2017 07:19 PM (sdi6R)

Yeah, I perused a little myself.

Seems she's not a fan of the federal reserve. Huh.

I'd say she's only 1 or 2 degrees of separation from being a guest on Alex Jones

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 01, 2017 07:20 PM (wmaTe)

151 Roughly one half hour until-

Fajitas and margaritas.

With guacamole, of course!

Incoming deliciousness!

Posted by: naturalfake at March 01, 2017 07:20 PM (9q7Dl)

152 what is Shia LaPoof doing today?
==

*sigh*

Not me.

...

Did I say that out loud?

Posted by: Senator Lindsey Graham at March 01, 2017 07:20 PM (KgpWR)

153 "Cynthia McKinney: "If Trump Goes After High-Level Pedophiles, It Will Take Down Dems & Repubs" "

Not seeing any downside here. Yay !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 01, 2017 07:21 PM (Oeb2k)

154 I'll disclose, I've had my issues with Mary Katherine Ham, but this twitter rant is top notch:
https://twitter.com/mkhammer/status/836830429105819650

Thanks for bringing it up, ThunderB.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 01, 2017 07:21 PM (6FqZa)

155 made Biden look

There's a train in the upper deck.

Posted by: DaveA at March 01, 2017 07:21 PM (8J/Te)

156 Obama - We are all our brothers keepers.

Aide- Sir, that's not what verse means. See, Cain murdered his brother and God asked him where...

Obama - I'm naming this new government program for uneducated black men after that inspirational phrase.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 01, 2017 07:22 PM (/f1mm)

157 25 Oh crap. I thought I had endured my last pic of Capt. ShitMidas two months ago.

Ace, couldn't you post a few high-resolution shots of a giraffe's slug-like mucus plug instead?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 01, 2017 06:58 PM (8ZskC)

Hey, that reminds me: Mexico deliberately dumped 140+ million gallons of raw sewage into the Tijuana river over the past two weeks.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hke7nfn

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 01, 2017 07:23 PM (V4Qfo)

158 And Janet Morris, responding to MKH, looks petty and small.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 01, 2017 07:23 PM (6FqZa)

159 Barry had me study under Denzel ...

Posted by: Reggie at March 01, 2017 07:23 PM (mt8X9)

160 made Biden look

There's a train in the upper deck.
Posted by: DaveA

That must be why you'd occasionally see Biden go "ch-ch-ch-cha wooo woooo" during State of the Union shows.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 01, 2017 07:23 PM (QDr6b)

161 Sigh. It's unreal.

I can't wait until the NYT implodes.

Until then, I shall ignore it.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 01, 2017 07:23 PM (8iiMU)

162 >> "If Trump Goes After High-Level Pedophiles, It Will Take Down Dems & Repubs" "

Take Down? They should be castrated with a rusty can lid and gibbeted in front of the Capitol Building.

Posted by: garrett at March 01, 2017 07:23 PM (ktw54)

163 Trump knows PE Ratios

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 01, 2017 07:24 PM (JO9+V)

164 "Cynthia McKinney: "If Trump Goes After High-Level Pedophiles, It Will Take Down Dems Repubs" "
====

Pizzagate II : The Psychotic -ing

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at March 01, 2017 07:24 PM (KgpWR)

165 "A (d) congressman from Massachusetts said that legacy media's constant attack on DJT is diminishing their credibility."

Ya think???
What a genius.

Posted by: navybrat at March 01, 2017 07:24 PM (w7KSn)

166 So the NYT is going to advocate for the Oscars to be eliminated right? Since all those people do is read words written by another.

Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at March 01, 2017 07:24 PM (dEQP3)

167 I think that some people around here are way too impressed with the fighting ability of hippos.

Sigh. I gave it everything I had.

Posted by: Hector the Zombie Hippo at March 01, 2017 07:25 PM (Tyii7)

168 "Folks" and "tuh" (to)"

He was a condescending shit wasn't he?

Posted by: Tuna at March 01, 2017 07:25 PM (jm1YL)

169 Obama really did implement a Brother's Keeper program for uneducated black men, btw. I wasn't making that up.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 01, 2017 07:25 PM (/f1mm)

170 156 Obama - We are all our brothers keepers.

Aide- Sir, that's not what verse means. See, Cain murdered his brother and God asked him where...

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 01, 2017 07:22 PM (/f1mm)

I'm no Biblical scholar, but I think that passage can be paraphrased thusly:

God: Cain, where is Abel?

Cain: How should I know? Am I my brother's keeper?

God: I didn't ask you that. I asked you where is Abel?

Posted by: rickl at March 01, 2017 07:25 PM (sdi6R)

171 >>Hey, that reminds me: Mexico deliberately dumped 140+ million gallons of raw sewage into the Tijuana river over the past two weeks.

Mexico: come for the Donkey Show and stay for the unspoiled landscape.

Posted by: garrett at March 01, 2017 07:25 PM (ktw54)

172 Lizzy, Jackson is turning into a more liberal hellhole. This is the city that elected a guy named Chokwe Lumbumba as mayor. Never mind he was a 'civil rights' lawyer from Detroit who's real name was Tallifero. He got a massive tax hike approved to fix the city water system and then promptly died. But now more than a few years later the new water billing system is only now working and water mains continue to blow out even though this tax hike was supposed to fix all that.

* And no, I'm not sure if I spelled the names right. Going from memory.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 01, 2017 07:25 PM (4H105)

173 The Horde, seriously funny shit. I hope sometimes I compete.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 01, 2017 07:26 PM (cOHS7)

174 "If Trump Goes After High-Level Pedophiles, It Will Take Down Dems & Repubs" "

Roseanne Barr is excited about this too. No joke there, she really is.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at March 01, 2017 07:26 PM (ul9CR)

175 The fish wrap speaks!

Posted by: Killerdog at March 01, 2017 07:26 PM (7SC+O)

176 I love the smell of hypocrites in the morning. Smells live victory!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 01, 2017 07:26 PM (pUDQf)

177 And Janet Morris, responding to MKH, looks petty and small.
________________

Imma have to disagree with the "small" part.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at March 01, 2017 07:27 PM (FqgrG)

178 >>Obama really did implement a Brother's Keeper program for uneducated black men, btw. I wasn't making that up.

He claimed he was Irish. Irish!

Posted by: garrett at March 01, 2017 07:27 PM (ktw54)

179 Obama sucks.

Posted by: Chris M at March 01, 2017 07:27 PM (6RZos)

180 Obama couldn't tell mooche to go fuck herself without a teleprompter.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 01, 2017 07:28 PM (aMlLZ)

181 Who wants to go on a fun plane ride with my BFF Billy Jeff?

Posted by: Jeffery Epstein at March 01, 2017 07:28 PM (mtGE/)

182 179 Obama sucks.

Well, nobody thinks he's a pitcher.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at March 01, 2017 07:28 PM (ul9CR)

183 . . . and none of that pivoting shit in my speeches. We go head on until the job is done right, done on time, and done under budget.

Posted by: Trump at March 01, 2017 07:28 PM (JO9+V)

184 So the NYT is going to advocate for the Oscars to be eliminated right?
Since all those people do is read words written by another.

Only after they've sold the movie rights to their unpublished novel about a heroic journalist who bravely faces danger to uncover a massive government conspiracy by right-wing fascists.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 01, 2017 07:28 PM (Tnhbr)

185
I think that some people around here are way too impressed with the fighting ability of hippos.
===

UFC 143

Hippo vs April the giraffe

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at March 01, 2017 07:29 PM (KgpWR)

186 179 Obama sucks.

Posted by: Chris M at March 01, 2017 07:27 PM (6RZos)

mmm mmmm mmmmh

Posted by: Reggie at March 01, 2017 07:29 PM (mtGE/)

187 >>>>Obama really did implement a Brother's Keeper program for uneducated black men, btw. I wasn't making that up.

He claimed he was Irish. Irish!

---------------

And then the world's smartest man in the universe read four or five lines of the teleprompter speech for the Irish PM. Also another sign of scary super smart smarts is having the other guy say "I think you are reading my speech." S-M-A-R-T

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 01, 2017 07:29 PM (cOHS7)

188
A Dreamer whose DACA filing had expired - they have to refile every 2 years. Well, actions have consequences.
http://www.clarionledger.com/story/news/local/2017/03/01/

immigrant-detained-after-press-conference/98589720/

Posted by: Lizzy at March 01, 2017 07:20 PM (NOIQH)

Freakin' awesome.

Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at March 01, 2017 07:29 PM (enArR)

189 I get knocked down. Then I get up again.

Posted by: Chokwe Lumbumba at March 01, 2017 07:29 PM (Tyii7)

190 Barky should just cut his losses and go away. He should just take the mooch for a nice ride in the park, rub her down and put her back in the stable.

Posted by: Killerdog at March 01, 2017 07:30 PM (7SC+O)

191 10 As someone said...paraphrasing..."I don't need to read the opinion page, I get your opinions on page 1".
Posted by: BignJames at March 01, 2017 06:55 PM (x9c8r)

Stolen.

Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at March 01, 2017 07:30 PM (nvMvs)

192 Ya think???
What a genius.
Posted by: navybrat at March 01, 2017 07:24 PM (w7KSn)

I forgot - his name is Stephen Lynch, story on Drudge if anyone wants to read. Something about "media drumbeat attack".

Posted by: kallisto at March 01, 2017 07:31 PM (nNdYv)

193 Speaking of that, Chockwe's son who is also named Chokwe is now running for mayor of Jackson.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 01, 2017 07:31 PM (4H105)

194 180 Obama couldn't tell mooche to go fuck herself without a teleprompter.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 01, 2017 07:28 PM (aMlLZ)

SO the teleprompter is responsible for seeing that harpy beyotches get F-d?

Posted by: Batterup at March 01, 2017 07:31 PM (mtGE/)

195 No more hearing 'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand' while his pea-brain sorts out his thoughts and forms a word or two to say next.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 01, 2017 07:31 PM (JO9+V)

196 Eat. Swish tail. Eat. Stare at camera. Swish tail. Lie down. Get up. Eat. Swish tail.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at March 01, 2017 07:31 PM (ul9CR)

197 trump will never say weeed,weeed, up
==

Or 'ISIL'

Or Tollybon
Posted by: tu3031

or "I said in my mouth not on my face".

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2017 07:32 PM (cPsPa)

198 Barak should go work on that half of 60 mil for his book.

Posted by: Skip at March 01, 2017 07:32 PM (HDU3V)

199 Ahh, Obama.

Also known as the Eight Lost Years and The Bad Old Days.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 01, 2017 07:32 PM (4ErVI)

200 180 Obama couldn't tell mooche to go fuck herself without a teleprompter.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at March 01, 2017 07:28 PM (aMlLZ)

Even better.

He called her Michael.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 01, 2017 07:32 PM (/f1mm)

201 Speaking of that, Chockwe's son who is also named Chokwe is now running for mayor of Jackson.

No imagination, whatsoever.

Posted by: Chokwe RRR Lumbumba at March 01, 2017 07:32 PM (Tyii7)

202 Test.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 01, 2017 07:33 PM (gkSMQ)

203 Barky the Bitch.

Posted by: Killerdog at March 01, 2017 07:33 PM (7SC+O)

204 What's up with all the zoo news?

First Harambe gets shot, then the Giraffe wants to have a puppy, then the Hippo's fat ass is killed and now Mooch wants to write a book.

Zoos are better seen and not heard about.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 01, 2017 07:33 PM (5VlCp)

205 Hi, I'm Chockwe and this is my son Chockwe and this is my other son Chockwe.

Posted by: Chockwe at March 01, 2017 07:34 PM (IqV8l)

206
Mollie Hemingway.

That is all.

Posted by: Slapweasel ([T/]) at March 01, 2017 07:34 PM (6gk0M)

207 Did my boys marry well or what?

Swim PARRTTTTYYY!!

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 01, 2017 07:34 PM (cOHS7)

208 There's a train in the upper deck.

Posted by: DaveA

That must be why you'd occasionally see Biden go "ch-ch-ch-cha wooo woooo" during State of the Union shows.

How'd you like to be the advance-man who had to make sure whatever local spot they were stumping thru didn't have one of those display trains running around the ceiling. Or lining up SS men to block his view of the Christmas display so you could keep schedule.

Posted by: DaveA at March 01, 2017 07:34 PM (8J/Te)

209 I mean it would be crazy to say Obama is using very basic acting tricks in his performances.

After all -- where would he possibly have learned to act?

Knowing how to act is a useful tool for politicians. At least Reagan was honest about being one.

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 01, 2017 07:34 PM (rUIbB)

210 The wind is howlin' like a dead man's moan.

I'm thinking tonight would not be a good night to go down to the crossroads.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at March 01, 2017 07:34 PM (ul9CR)

211 Momentsafter an immigrant spoke out about her fears of deportation, she was detained by Immigrations and Customs Enforcement.
Daniela
Vargas, 22, was detained by ICE agents Wednesday morning, shortly after
speaking at a news conference in downtown Jackson, according to her
attorney, Abby Peterson.

Winning status : Still not tired.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 01, 2017 07:34 PM (/f1mm)

212 "197 trump will never say weeed,weeed, up
== "

or Pock..es..staan

Posted by: Tuna at March 01, 2017 07:34 PM (jm1YL)

213 "Don't call my bluff."

Posted by: Barack the Splendid at March 01, 2017 07:35 PM (Ivjge)

214 I had a rather animated discussion with a friend, (OK he is a lib, I am surrounded by them...) and I said that the popular news media had covered themselves with crap, not glory, of late.

He said we needed more "schooled journalists". I asked "like who?"
He said more like the NYT (they are the "grown ups in the room" don'tcha know) and the LA Times, NBC, CBS, etc. blah blah blah.

I went to explain that those, of late, are the very worst offenders of them all.

He told me to go F myself.

Not a happy ending.

But don't you love his debating skills?

Posted by: navybrat at March 01, 2017 07:35 PM (w7KSn)

215 trump will never say weeed,weeed, up
==

Or 'ISIL'

Or Tollybon
Posted by: tu3031

Or "Get off your high horse. Remember the Crusades".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 01, 2017 07:35 PM (gkSMQ)

216 >>>Hi, I'm Chockwe and this is my son Chockwe and this is my other son Chockwe.

----------------

Worked for me.

Posted by: George Foreman at March 01, 2017 07:35 PM (cOHS7)

217
One of the best news days ever in my life was when that shithead in Ohio or wherever had his own zoo of sorts and released all his wild animals right before he killed himself.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at March 01, 2017 07:36 PM (wSNY5)

218 Hi, I'm Chockwe and this is my son Chockwe and this is my other son Chockwe.

Posted by: Chockwe at March 01, 2017 07:34 PM (IqV8l)

Copycat!

Posted by: George Foreman at March 01, 2017 07:37 PM (JO9+V)

219 Have I said I hate the Left with all my heart and all soul today yet?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 01, 2017 07:37 PM (SjImc)

220 Looking at that photo of Biden, Boehner, and Barakhenaten is like espying a dystopian offshoot of our own timeline through a mean-spirited palantir, except we lived through it.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 01, 2017 07:37 PM (EnKk6)

221 214: got to find a better kind of people to call friends. sounds like a fucking nancy boy.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 01, 2017 07:37 PM (KP5rU)

222 Worked for me. Posted by: George Foreman

For me, not so much.

Posted by: George Foreman VIII at March 01, 2017 07:38 PM (Tyii7)

223 From Drudge, this'll give you a good belly laugh:

Moments after an [the article leaves out the part where she is an illegal] immigrant spoke out about her fears of deportation, she was detained by Immigrations and Customs Enforcement.

Daniela Vargas, 22, was detained by ICE agents Wednesday morning, shortly after speaking at a news conference in downtown Jackson, according to her attorney, Abby Peterson.

https://tinyurl.com/grx69aj

Posted by: ghbucky at March 01, 2017 07:38 PM (D2q91)

224 Have I said I hate the Left with all my heart and all soul today yet?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 01, 2017 07:37 PM (SjImc)

I don't know, but I certainly know exactly how you feel.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at March 01, 2017 07:38 PM (+eR2D)

225 219 Have I said I hate the Left with all my heart and all soul today yet?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 01, 2017 07:37 PM (SjImc)

++++

The libtards really sealed the deal with last night's performance.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 01, 2017 07:38 PM (Ivjge)

226 218 Hi, I'm Chockwe and this is my son Chockwe and this is my other son Chockwe.

Posted by: Chockwe at March 01, 2017 07:34 PM (IqV8l)

Are all y'all together Chockwes or Chockwi?

Posted by: Batterup at March 01, 2017 07:38 PM (mtGE/)

227 Thanks for the picture of asswad. I almost forgot what he looked like.

Posted by: freaked at March 01, 2017 07:39 PM (BO/km)

228 I went to explain that those, of late, are the very worst offenders of them all.

He told me to go F myself.

Not a happy ending.

But don't you love his debating skills?
Posted by: navybrat

You may have sown a seed. Good work. Sounds like he is at least struggling with the issue.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 01, 2017 07:39 PM (gkSMQ)

229 Are we going to see tell all books on Barak or are Leftists afaid they will be totally shunned from cool partys and outings?

Posted by: Skip at March 01, 2017 07:39 PM (HDU3V)

230 These fuckers really are shameless.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 01, 2017 07:39 PM (0mRoj)

231 Give the Left a minute, they'll find a new way to dig a deeper hole with greater infamy.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 01, 2017 07:39 PM (4H105)

232 We took a number when pops yelled for George.

Posted by: George Foreman VIII at March 01, 2017 07:40 PM (Tyii7)

233 Chockwe [pl] - Chock-a-wee-wee?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 01, 2017 07:40 PM (4H105)

234 Moments after an immigrant spoke out about her fears of deportation, she was detained by Immigrations and Customs Enforcement.

SHE CAN SEE THE FUTURE!

Posted by: tu3031 at March 01, 2017 07:40 PM (qJhUV)

235 It would be crazy shocking if newspapers quit giving us their opinion and just reported the news. Imagine that. When did editorials become front page news?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 01, 2017 07:40 PM (pUDQf)

236 Harvard suffers a battery shortage:
http://tinyurl.com/z6g4ytd

Pictures are included.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 01, 2017 07:41 PM (6FqZa)

237 Hi, I'm Chockwe and this is my son Chockwe and this is my other son Chockwe.

Posted by: Chockwe

==

I hope that one of your middle names is 'Shake'.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at March 01, 2017 07:41 PM (KgpWR)

238 "One of the best news days ever in my life was when that shithead in Ohio or wherever had his own zoo of sorts and released all his wild animals right before he killed himself. "

That was sad for the animals. Most of the poor things just stood by their cages. That's all they knew to do. The cops shot them all as they entered the man's property because it was dark and they didn't know how to approach them. There were no animal wranglers or vets present. Most of the police were really broken up about having to do what they did.

Posted by: Tuna at March 01, 2017 07:41 PM (jm1YL)

239 225 219 Have I said I hate the Left with all my heart and all soul today yet?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 01, 2017 07:37 PM (SjImc)

++++

The libtards really sealed the deal with last night's performance.
Posted by: washrivergal at March 01, 2017 07:38 PM (Ivjge)

I believe you had not yet said this. Nor has anyone mentioned today that Hillary Clinton will never ever be president.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 01, 2017 07:42 PM (TdMsT)

240 So the Globalists have moved from "dark" to "scripted"...

Posted by: Mega at March 01, 2017 07:42 PM (EdXI9)

241 Gawdalmighty. That asswipe Mitch McConnel was just on Fox. What a constipated old gasbag.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 01, 2017 07:44 PM (TdMsT)

242 With Trump now in charge, its like we are Easy Company, 506th Regiment, 101st Airborne and Captain Herbert Sobel has been relieved of command over us.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 01, 2017 07:44 PM (JO9+V)

243 238
That was sad for the animals. Most of the poor things just stood by their cages. That's all they knew to do. The cops shot them all as they entered the man's property because it was dark and they didn't know how to approach them. There were no animal wranglers or vets present. Most of the police were really broken up about having to do what they did.
Posted by: Tuna at March 01, 2017 07:41 PM (jm1YL)

So why didn't they get vets or animal wranglers before entering the property?

Posted by: rickl at March 01, 2017 07:44 PM (sdi6R)

244 You really want to piss off a Leftie?

Ask him to give you one quote from an Obama speech.

8 years of speeches and there isn't a single memorable sentence.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 01, 2017 07:44 PM (4YGWz)

245 236 - Leftists are pretty free with other peoples money

Posted by: Skip at March 01, 2017 07:45 PM (HDU3V)

246 198 Barak should go work on that half of 60 mil for his book.

Posted by: Skip at March 01, 2017 07:32 PM (HDU3V)

=======================

I'm guessing the title will be: "How To Say The Word 'I' In 7000 Different Languanges (Including Klingon and Ferengi)"

Posted by: ShainS at March 01, 2017 07:45 PM (mt8X9)

247 8 years of speeches and there isn't a single memorable sentence.

He could be my son.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 01, 2017 07:45 PM (TdMsT)

248 Hi, I'm Chockwe and this is my son Chockwe and this is my other son Chockwe.

I can't fault anyone for naming his offspring after a quokka.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 01, 2017 07:45 PM (/f1mm)

249 Giraffe update: still pregnant
Oroville Dam update: still boned

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 01, 2017 07:45 PM (V4Qfo)

250 well if they never mentioned Obama's addiction to his tela binky in the first place.
It will be written (oh why it already has) His eloquence his dynamic uh's ers' uh' ME me Me's
soaring speechifying for the good of mankind.

anyway they can put Trumps speech in their ear and have it reverbrate forever more, like their worst ear worm.

Posted by: willow at March 01, 2017 07:45 PM (R7cwD)

251 244 You really want to piss off a Leftie?

Ask him to give you one quote from an Obama speech.

8 years of speeches and there isn't a single memorable sentence.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 01, 2017 07:44 PM (4YGWz)

I remember bitter clingers.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 01, 2017 07:46 PM (pUDQf)

252 I saw Bruce Springsteen open for Constipated Old Gasbag in Atlantic City last year. Or the other way round. Wasn't sure.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 01, 2017 07:46 PM (6FqZa)

253
Nice close tag, self.

Posted by: Slapweasel (T) at March 01, 2017 07:46 PM (6gk0M)

254 8 years of speeches and there isn't a single memorable sentence.

Aye...there's the rub of the platitude.

Posted by: eleven -- Cuse Fan at March 01, 2017 07:46 PM (qUNWi)

255 and how long did the Dems and media drag shehan around for their 'prop'?

Posted by: willow at March 01, 2017 07:46 PM (R7cwD)

256 8 years of speeches and there isn't a single memorable sentence.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 01, 2017 07:44 PM (4YGWz)

"Like you DR., keep your DR."....does that count?

Posted by: BignJames at March 01, 2017 07:46 PM (x9c8r)

257 Good night horde

Posted by: Skip at March 01, 2017 07:46 PM (HDU3V)

258 https://is.gd/Ktn8Wg

Atlantic article about Target losing market share

awwwww... sorry guys

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at March 01, 2017 07:47 PM (U0lQa)

259
So why didn't they get vets or animal wranglers before entering the property?
Posted by: rickl at March 01, 2017 07:44 PM (sdi6R)

If you want the full story, Google:

https://tinyurl.com/zknxucg

Posted by: ghbucky at March 01, 2017 07:47 PM (D2q91)

260 256 8 years of speeches and there isn't a single memorable sentence.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 01, 2017 07:44 PM (4YGWz)

"They bring a knife, you bring a gun."

Posted by: washrivergal at March 01, 2017 07:48 PM (Ivjge)

261
That was sad for the animals. Most of the poor things just stood by their cages.

Yeah the better animals, but his chimp(s) ran amok.

It's too bad that guy killed himself because he shouldve been eaten alive by the animals he had no business owning and keeping.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at March 01, 2017 07:48 PM (wSNY5)

262 Nobody will ever forget my first pitch to home plate.

Posted by: Deposed King Baracka at March 01, 2017 07:48 PM (Tyii7)

263 Obama can actually write this book instead of asking someone else to do it.

He lives to use the word I, and in his mind, he was the best president ever.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 01, 2017 07:48 PM (pUDQf)

264 252 I saw Bruce Springsteen open for Constipated Old Gasbag in Atlantic City last year. Or the other way round. Wasn't sure.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 01, 2017 07:46 PM (6FqZa)

No-- I'm pretty sure that the Irrelevent Elitists opened, no?

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 01, 2017 07:48 PM (TdMsT)

265 2000 less a YEAR! Affordable Care Act!
Gramma should just take a pill

I remember some of them.

Posted by: willow at March 01, 2017 07:49 PM (R7cwD)

266 Well, to hell with 'em

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at March 01, 2017 07:49 PM (nDcc3)

267 You really want to piss off a Leftie?

Ask him to give you one quote from an Obama speech.

8 years of speeches and there isn't a single memorable sentence.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 01, 2017 07:44 PM (4YGWz)

I remember bitter clingers.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 01, 2017 07:46 PM (pUDQf)

" This is not who we are"

LOL...fuck you, this is exactly who I am

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 01, 2017 07:50 PM (SjImc)

268
265 2000 less a YEAR! Affordable Care Act!
Gramma should just take a pill

I remember some of them.
Posted by: willow at March 01, 2017 07:49 PM (R7cwD)

A savings of $2500 per year per family.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 01, 2017 07:50 PM (TdMsT)

269 265 2000 less a YEAR! Affordable Care Act!
Gramma should just take a pill

I remember some of them.
Posted by: willow at March 01, 2017 07:49 PM (R7cwD)

++++

Also, something about greedy doctors lopping your hands and feet off. And then the "breathalyzer".

Posted by: washrivergal at March 01, 2017 07:50 PM (Ivjge)

270 #JusticeForHarambe:

Hilarious Sargon of Akkad video of The young Turks finding the mockery of the messianic cult of the martyred gorilla 'problematic.' Bonus for having Anna Casparian come right out and say, 'You're garbage! Yeah, I'm f*cking better than you!':

https://youtu.be/4FS5F5y_da8

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 01, 2017 07:50 PM (lutOX)

271 and medias whole purpose might be just to rewrite history while it happens so they can SAY Obama 'never had a smidge of corruption'

Posted by: willow at March 01, 2017 07:51 PM (R7cwD)

272 60 million for a book...about what???...who is going to buy this shit?...sounds like laundering money/ pay out to me...

Posted by: lindarising at March 01, 2017 07:51 PM (JNDQi)

273 8 years of speeches and there isn't a single memorable sentence.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 01, 2017 07:44 PM (4YGWz)

======================

I remember this one:

"The problem is, is that the way Bush has done it over the last eight years is to take out a credit card from the Bank of China in the name of our children, driving up our national debt from $5 trillion for the first 42 presidents -- #43 added $4 trillion by his lonesome, so that we now have over $9 trillion of debt that we are going to have to pay back -- $30,000 for every man, woman and child.

That's irresponsible. It's unpatriotic."

Posted by: ShainS at March 01, 2017 07:51 PM (mt8X9)

274 Chokwe much?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 01, 2017 07:51 PM (gkSMQ)

275 LadyLiberttarian, yep, you are right

helli saved thousands as I now have No insurance.

see he IS a miracle worker!

Posted by: willow at March 01, 2017 07:52 PM (R7cwD)

276 "If you like your doctor you can keep your doctor."
"If I had a son..."

Posted by: lindarising at March 01, 2017 07:52 PM (JNDQi)

277 When Obama promised fundamental change I had no idea he would usher in the Trump Era !
God Bless Vic and Mrs Vic!

Posted by: vizzy at March 01, 2017 07:52 PM (TdKpj)

278
I reckon obama's approval numbers must be in the 80's in the fake polls by now.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at March 01, 2017 07:52 PM (wSNY5)

279
"Chicago is . . . OUT?!"

"Kominski Field"

Corpsemen."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 01, 2017 07:52 PM (mbhDw)

280 Media delenda est. Now more than ever. I'm giving up the MSM for Lent. Oh, wait....

Posted by: vivi at March 01, 2017 07:52 PM (11H2y)

281 60 million is his payday for lowering the seas and saving the polar bears.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 01, 2017 07:52 PM (pUDQf)

282 all wee wee'd up

Posted by: willow at March 01, 2017 07:52 PM (R7cwD)

283 Trump don't get no halo.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at March 01, 2017 07:53 PM (QQ+il)

284 Hillary Clinton will never ever be president.

*looks quickly to ceiling in thanks, cracks beer, leans back and assumes a self-satisfied air of calm reflection*

Yeah........

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at March 01, 2017 07:53 PM (qoAfa)

285 Well wish me luck, I just hit submit and entered the James Patterson contest for a chance to be a co-author.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 01, 2017 07:54 PM (4H105)

286 272 60 million for a book...about what???...who is going to buy this shit?...sounds like laundering money/ pay out to me...

Posted by: lindarising at March 01, 2017 07:51 PM (JNDQi)

================

I wonder: how much of that $60 million will go to the ghostwriters, Bill Ayers and Bernardine Dohrn?

Posted by: ShainS at March 01, 2017 07:54 PM (mt8X9)

287 And who could possibly forget the momjeans? Huh?

Posted by: Deposed King Baracka at March 01, 2017 07:54 PM (Tyii7)

288 It's Bush's fault....

Posted by: lindarising at March 01, 2017 07:54 PM (JNDQi)

289 283 Trump don't get no halo.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at March 01, 2017 07:53 PM (QQ+il)

He doesn't need one. He has balls.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 01, 2017 07:54 PM (TdMsT)

290 A savings of $2500 per year per family.

In fairness, it was 2500%.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at March 01, 2017 07:55 PM (QQ+il)

291 243

They had no idea what the situation was there. It was pitch dark. The man's property was not close to an area where they would have access to necessary personnel and equipment in a hurry. The Columbus Zoo was probably the nearest facility and its quite far from the Zanesville area. Also, and I think this was the main concern, they didn't want to take the chance of the big cats(there were a lot of them) escaping to neighboring properties. The whole thing was tragic. The Columbus Zoo ended up with one of the surviving cats( a black panther) and fought the widow in court to keep it from going back to that farm but they lost and had to relinquish the animal to her. Don't know what ever happened after that. The story faded away.

Posted by: Tuna at March 01, 2017 07:55 PM (jm1YL)

292 286 272 60 million for a book...about what???...who is going to buy this shit?...sounds like laundering money/ pay out to me...

Posted by: lindarising at March 01, 2017 07:51 PM (JNDQi)

================

I wonder: how much of that $60 million will go to the ghostwriters, Bill Ayers and Bernardine Dohrn?
Posted by: ShainS at March 01, 2017 07:54 PM (mt8X9)

The book is a phony loss-leader. The $60 million is going to fund political violence and insurrection.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 01, 2017 07:55 PM (mbhDw)

293 Well wish me luck, I just hit submit and entered the James Patterson contest for a chance to be a co-author.

Sweet. Best of luck.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 01, 2017 07:55 PM (Tyii7)

294 Hillary's "Wow! Baloons" look was most presidential.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 01, 2017 07:55 PM (P/kVC)

295 I continue to believe that Donald Trump will not be President of the United States.

Posted by: Shit the shitmidas said at March 01, 2017 07:56 PM (QDr6b)

296 Every once in a while I turn the NY Knicks game for shits and giggles...Now one word you will NEVER hear there is " DEFENSE". lol

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 01, 2017 07:56 PM (SjImc)

297 From the story linked at 223:

"Nathan Elmore, an immigration attorney at Elmore Peterson in
Jackson,said there are countless people throughout Mississippi who are
scared of being deported. Elmore said the most common question he is
asked is how undocumented families can protect their children."

Ummm....take the kids with you, dumbasses?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 01, 2017 07:57 PM (8iiMU)

298 James Patterson: "Sure, Anna. You can be my wingman anytime"

Anna Puma : "No, James. You can be mine."

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at March 01, 2017 07:57 PM (KgpWR)

299 Trump don't get no halo.
Posted by: Grump928(c)

CAIR supporters will get 72 Trumps in the Akhir.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 01, 2017 07:57 PM (6FqZa)

300 In fairness, it was 2500%.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at March 01, 2017 07:55 PM (QQ+il)

++++

I think he actually said 3000%. When I think about that "breathalyzer" moment, I keep wondering if he was very familiar with that word, if he was pulled over a time or three, and we just don't know about it.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 01, 2017 07:57 PM (Ivjge)

301 Well wish me luck, I just hit submit and entered the James Patterson contest for a chance to be a co-author.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 01, 2017 07:54 PM
--------

Good luck, Anna! We're all rooting for you.

Posted by: bluebell at March 01, 2017 07:58 PM (sBOL1)

302 good luck Anna!

Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 01, 2017 07:58 PM (Om16U)

303 I always thought Obama was imitating "Friends" Joey's "Smell the Fart" acting style.

Posted by: Oil Field Trash at March 01, 2017 07:58 PM (enVYz)

304
275 LadyLiberttarian, yep, you are right

helli saved thousands as I now have No insurance.

see he IS a miracle worker!
Posted by: willow at March 01, 2017 07:52 PM (R7cwD)

Jug. Eared. FVCK. And not nearly as "cerebral" as the MFM described him.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 01, 2017 07:58 PM (TdMsT)

305 287 And who could possibly forget the momjeans? Huh?

Posted by: Deposed King Baracka at March 01, 2017 07:54 PM (Tyii7)

Mastering a girls bike. I make all of you look feeble.

Posted by: Emperor Barky the Deposed at March 01, 2017 07:59 PM (qoAfa)

306 Good luck Anna. Fingers crossed for you.

Posted by: Tuna at March 01, 2017 07:59 PM (jm1YL)

307 Anna - Best wishes for your success!

Posted by: washrivergal at March 01, 2017 07:59 PM (Ivjge)

308 I for one, will miss celebrating Cinco de Quatro.

Posted by: wth at March 01, 2017 07:59 PM (HgMAr)

309 And not nearly as "cerebral" as the MFM described him.

Not even a National Merit Semi-Finalist. Smart, this dork is not.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at March 01, 2017 07:59 PM (QQ+il)

310 La! La! La! La! Lumbumba!

Posted by: Ritchie Valens at March 01, 2017 07:59 PM (gkSMQ)

311 I want teh Horde GAINZZZ thread day to get here!

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 01, 2017 08:00 PM (OoOd6)

312 The book is a phony loss-leader. The $60 million is going to fund political violence and insurrection.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 01, 2017 07:55 PM (mbhDw)

=====================

Which is why I'd love to see Trump and Sessions use the RICO statute to prosecute Soros, the Clintons, the Obamas, et. al. ... but it'll never happen.

You can year the wailing now: "BUT YOU CAN'T IMPRISON YOUR POLITICAL OPPONENTS EVEN IF THEY ARE TRAITOROUS, CRIMINAL SCUM!!!"

Posted by: ShainS at March 01, 2017 08:00 PM (mt8X9)

313 barkys' umbrella wrangling skills are second to none.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 01, 2017 08:00 PM (KP5rU)

314 Really, Barry is, without doubt, the least intelligent President in my lifetime. It's arguable whether his IQ breaks the three digits.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at March 01, 2017 08:01 PM (QQ+il)

315 Thanks everyone for all the well wishes.

Now that I've sent the stuff in, I can breath a bit easier.

April 6th is when the 10 semi-finalists will be announced. Those ten will get a $1,000 reward.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 01, 2017 08:01 PM (4H105)

316
In fairness, it was 2500%.

Actually it was -2500%, as in a savings of 2500%.

obama was a lying fool

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at March 01, 2017 08:01 PM (wSNY5)

317 Not even a National Merit Semi-Finalist. Smart, this dork is not.

What's so maddening is that he IS a dork.

He's the farthest thing from "cool" I've ever seen.

Posted by: eleven -- Cuse Fan at March 01, 2017 08:01 PM (qUNWi)

318 "Nathan Elmore, an immigration attorney at Elmore Peterson in
Jackson,said there are countless people throughout Mississippi who are
scared of being deported. Elmore said the most common question he is
asked is how undocumented families can protect their children."

Yeah, if you knowingly and willingly abandon your children in a foreign country I'm fine with making them no-pay adoption cases and you losing any visitation rights.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 01, 2017 08:01 PM (/f1mm)

319 315 Thanks everyone for all the well wishes.

Now that I've sent the stuff in, I can breath a bit easier.

April 6th is when the 10 semi-finalists will be announced. Those ten will get a $1,000 reward.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 01, 2017 08:01 PM (4H105)

Very best wishes!

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 01, 2017 08:01 PM (TdMsT)

320 Hillary's "Wow! Baloons" look was most presidential.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 01, 2017 07:55 PM (P/kVC)
............

I liked it when the balloons took off in different directions and her eyes did the same.

Posted by: wth at March 01, 2017 08:01 PM (HgMAr)

321 8 years of speeches and there isn't a single memorable sentence.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 01, 2017 07:44 PM (4YGWz)
----------

You didn't build that.

Posted by: bluebell at March 01, 2017 08:01 PM (sBOL1)

322 The widow of Joe Bidens late son Beau Biden has started a romantic relationship with Beaus brother Hunter Biden, the former vice presidents younger son.

Hallie was devastated when her husband, Beau, died after suffering from brain cancer in May 2015. But she has since struck up a romance with Beaus brother Hunter, 47, who has separated from his wife, Kathleen. Were told Hallie and Hunter are now officially a couple.

????WTF?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 01, 2017 08:02 PM (SjImc)

323 Release the Chokwe!

Posted by: ManBearPiggy at March 01, 2017 08:02 PM (Tyii7)

324 erwe now have 57 states, elections have been weird the last few times whole states not being counted and all.

Posted by: willow at March 01, 2017 08:02 PM (R7cwD)

325 Knock 'em dead Anna!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 01, 2017 08:02 PM (EnKk6)

326 Remember when he was an Athlete? This guy rode the pine in a private high school of Asians.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at March 01, 2017 08:02 PM (QQ+il)

327 Here's your chance to buy the greatest excerpts of Barak Obama and Nancy Pelosi for $19.95 from K-Tel with added bonus material from Joe Biden.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 01, 2017 08:02 PM (AZS0V)

328 314 Really, Barry is, without doubt, the least intelligent President in my lifetime. It's arguable whether his IQ breaks the three digits.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at March 01, 2017 08:01 PM (QQ+il)

+++

I dare say! Every nincompoop knows they speak Austrian in Austria.

Posted by: Barack the Splendid at March 01, 2017 08:02 PM (Ivjge)

329 Well wish me luck, I just hit submit and entered the James Patterson contest for a chance to be a co-author.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 01, 2017 07:54 PM

Good Luck, Anna! We're all counting on you.

Posted by: Dr. Rumack at March 01, 2017 08:03 PM (JO9+V)

330 some people say,
(that's when I turn out)

Posted by: willow at March 01, 2017 08:03 PM (R7cwD)

331 314 Really, Barry is, without doubt, the least intelligent President in my lifetime. It's arguable whether his IQ breaks the three digits.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at March 01, 2017 08:01 PM (QQ+il)

Oh I sure he exceeds the average IQ in each of the 57 states.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 01, 2017 08:03 PM (TdMsT)

332 328; but, not with a negro dialect.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 01, 2017 08:04 PM (KP5rU)

333 Holy Fuck. MSNBC was ridiculous on election night. What a bunch of conditioned and brainwashed emotionally immature propagandists.

Maddow was fighting off years since 9:30pm. The crazy high rate of blinking gives it away.

38 minutes to go.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 01, 2017 08:04 PM (OoOd6)

334
Good Luck, Anna! We're all counting on you.

Posted by: Dr. Rumack

Airplane?

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at March 01, 2017 08:04 PM (wSNY5)

335 Where are they now?:

Julio Osequeda

Peggy Joseph

Posted by: wth at March 01, 2017 08:05 PM (HgMAr)

336
333 Holy Fuck. MSNBC was ridiculous on election night. What a bunch of conditioned and brainwashed emotionally immature propagandists.

Maddow was fighting off years since 9:30pm. The crazy high rate of blinking gives it away.

38 minutes to go.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 01, 2017 08:04 PM (OoOd6)

Have you watched CNN Election night yet? Every bit as delicious.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 01, 2017 08:05 PM (TdMsT)

337 Rachel Dolezal the white NAACP leader who pretended to be black for years has reportedly changed her name to a West African moniker, meaning gift of God.

The 39-year-old will now be called Nkechi Amare Diallo, according to the Daily Mail.

Are all Left wingers certifiable?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 01, 2017 08:05 PM (SjImc)

338 Of course the illegal aliens don't want to take their anchor-baby children back home with them. If they do, they'll lose all the various benefits which Uncle Sugar is copiously disbursing to said kids.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 01, 2017 08:05 PM (noWW6)

339 138 Well President Trump spoke like he meant every word he said whereas TFG never did.

Posted by: Tuna at March 01, 2017 07:18 PM (jm1YL)

THIS

Last night's speech was the best political speech I've heard since Reagan. Bush the Younger gave some fine speeches after 9/11 but he was never truly comfortable in formal situations.

Trump seemed sincere and genuine. Being in office has changed him and he understands the gravity that comes with being president.

Trump is a quick study and I expect to see more speeches like last night's rather than the rambling pep talks that he gave while campaigning. The rah-rah speeches have their place but I can see him growing into a great and moving orator.

Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at March 01, 2017 08:05 PM (nvMvs)

340 And I should have looked the sample chapter over again because there are a few more words that could be excised. Oh well.

Alea jacta est!

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 01, 2017 08:06 PM (4H105)

341 LET ME BE CLEAR!

Posted by: Ben Had at March 01, 2017 08:06 PM (AZS0V)

342 Isis just a jv team

Syria that little country

Russia, what did he say during the Romney debarte?
you're absolutely right that John McCain has not talked about my Muslim faith..."

Posted by: willow at March 01, 2017 08:07 PM (R7cwD)

343 The Giraffe Calf is a Lie.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at March 01, 2017 08:07 PM (QQ+il)

344 321 8 years of speeches and there isn't a single memorable sentence.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 01, 2017 07:44 PM (4YGWz)
----------

You didn't build that.

Posted by: bluebell at March 01, 2017 08:01 PM (sBOL1)

OMG how could I hav forgotten that one? I rage stroked for 6 months afterward.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 01, 2017 08:07 PM (TdMsT)

345
"Get in their faces."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 01, 2017 08:08 PM (mbhDw)

346 I wonder how many times Barky has played golf in the last month, now that he has to pay?

And I'm not talking the 'special golf' that he and Reggie play, because we know that the JEF 'takes the check' every time then.

Posted by: free lunch is over at March 01, 2017 08:08 PM (8iiMU)

347 Have you watched CNN Election night yet? Every bit as delicious.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 01, 2017 08:05 PM (TdMsT

Nope I have not seen any of it. I did MSNBC first.

These people are reckless, delusional, and need to be locked in a padded room and evaluated.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 01, 2017 08:08 PM (OoOd6)

348 Good Luck, Anna! We're all counting on you.

Posted by: Dr. Rumack

Airplane?

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at March 01, 2017 08:04 PM (wSNY5)

Yes, but that's not important now. What is important to everyone on this blog is finding someone who did not have the fish for dinner.

Posted by: Dr. Rumack at March 01, 2017 08:08 PM (JO9+V)

349 337; still be fuckin idiot to me.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 01, 2017 08:08 PM (KP5rU)

350
Trump is a quick study and I expect to see more speeches like last night's rather than the rambling pep talks that he gave while campaigning. The rah-rah speeches have their place but I can see him growing into a great and moving orator.
Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at March 01, 2017 08:05 PM (nvMvs)

PDT is a winner. Hate's to lose. Even when things turn bad- like the Casino's- he knows when to cut bait and change course and usually BEFORE anyone others. He'll do fine, just like you said, because he HATES to do anything but win.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 01, 2017 08:08 PM (SjImc)

351 Good luck Anna!

Even though you want me in the Barrel.

Posted by: eleven -- Cuse Fan at March 01, 2017 08:09 PM (qUNWi)

352
347 Have you watched CNN Election night yet? Every bit as delicious.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 01, 2017 08:05 PM (TdMsT

Nope I have not seen any of it. I did MSNBC first.

These people are reckless, delusional, and need to be locked in a padded room and evaluated.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 01, 2017 08:08 PM (OoOd6)

After watching all of them, I knew with certainty I would never again be a viewer.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 01, 2017 08:09 PM (TdMsT)

353 343. Zoos Loose - Giraffe Calf Gaffe

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 01, 2017 08:09 PM (SKpLb)

354 343 The Giraffe Calf is a Lie.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at March 01, 2017 08:07 PM (QQ+i

It's a hoax and a false flag by the Animal park. That is a human in there.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 01, 2017 08:09 PM (OoOd6)

355 You didn't build that.

Posted by: bluebell at March 01, 2017 08:01 PM (sBOL1)

OMG how could I hav forgotten that one? I rage stroked for 6 months afterward.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 01, 2017 08:07 PM (TdM

+++++

He only exposed what a envious and jealous low-life that he really is.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 01, 2017 08:10 PM (Ivjge)

356
"You didn't build that" was Fauxcahontas shrieking at someone who dared defend the free market at some town hall.

She really is a shrill, shriveled, hate-filled, cvnt.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 01, 2017 08:10 PM (mbhDw)

357 8 years of speeches and there isn't a single memorable sentence.
---
They acted stupidly.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 01, 2017 08:10 PM (EnKk6)

358 Ace missed the pic where Mooch grasped the hero around his shoulders like she owned him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2017 08:10 PM (PY9jH)

359
Yes, but that's not important now. What is important to everyone on this blog is finding someone who did not have the fish for dinner.

See this, everyone? ^^

That's commitment!

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at March 01, 2017 08:10 PM (wSNY5)

360 I know it's not PC to ask this now, but are we sure the giraffe didn't fake a pregnancy to catch her man?

Posted by: LilBabyNewYear2017 at March 01, 2017 08:10 PM (NnnZy)

361 354 343 The Giraffe Calf is a Lie.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at March 01, 2017 08:07 PM (QQ+i

It's a hoax and a false flag by the Animal park. That is a human in there.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 01, 2017 08:09 PM (OoOd6)

Totally fake news. Just a continuous loop of hours leading up to a previous birth!

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 01, 2017 08:11 PM (TdMsT)

362 314 Really, Barry is, without doubt, the least intelligent President in my lifetime. It's arguable whether his IQ breaks the three digits.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at March 01, 2017 08:01 PM (QQ+il)

I think he's probably on par with Neil Degrasse Tyson, and impressive to all the right people for an almost identical reason.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 01, 2017 08:11 PM (/f1mm)

363 Nice Chrissy Mathews implying people who supported and voted for Trump are mentally ill.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 01, 2017 08:11 PM (OoOd6)

364 I want to win. I need to win.

Seems like everything else in my life I got wrong. But I was right about Donald J Trump.

And I'm vicariously , for the first time , winning my ass off.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at March 01, 2017 08:11 PM (KgpWR)

365 If giraffes came in miniature sizes, I would have to have one.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 01, 2017 08:11 PM (TdMsT)

366 "Trump seemed sincere and genuine. Being in office has changed him and he understands the gravity that comes with being president. "

I dont think he's changed. I have to agree with Rush when he says that Trump hasn't changed at all. It's just that most people have never really paid attention to what he's been saying and how he said it before he was inaugurated.

Posted by: Tuna at March 01, 2017 08:12 PM (jm1YL)

367
Mao Tse Tung Christmas ornaments.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 01, 2017 08:12 PM (mbhDw)

368 spread the wealth around.

Posted by: willow at March 01, 2017 08:13 PM (R7cwD)

369 Late to the party as always, but i did follow that twitter link to see if that comment was being lit up, and I was not disappointed.

Posted by: Picric at March 01, 2017 08:13 PM (s0VSd)

370 Kmart bomber jacket.

Posted by: wth at March 01, 2017 08:13 PM (HgMAr)

371
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at March 01, 2017 08:11 PM (KgpWR)

Isn't it beautiful? Winning begets winning.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 01, 2017 08:13 PM (TdMsT)

372 Sadly, we'll never be rid of The One. He'll be organizin' and rabble rousin' forever.

Because that's what idiots with no real intellect or skills do.

Someone remind me, how many brave troops died on his watch while he golfed?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2017 08:13 PM (PY9jH)

373 Anna Puma hit pay dirt? Well done!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 01, 2017 08:13 PM (kP16F)

374 Harvard suffers a battery shortage:
http://tinyurl.com/z6g4ytd

Pictures are included.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 01, 2017 07:41 PM (6FqZa)

Geesh. I rarely disparage other peoples' looks, since I vaguely resemble a balding Elvis Costello on a good day, but John Belushi is not a very appealing look for a woman.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 01, 2017 08:14 PM (8nWyX)

375 oh-police acted stupidly

Posted by: willow at March 01, 2017 08:14 PM (R7cwD)

376 368 spread the wealth around.
Posted by: willow at March 01, 2017 08:13 PM (R7cwD)

+++

If that isn't genuine commie-speak, I don't know what is.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 01, 2017 08:14 PM (Ivjge)

377 What about yer Giraffe calf gaaaaaaaaafes!!!!!!!

Posted by: eleven -- Cuse Fan at March 01, 2017 08:14 PM (qUNWi)

378 365. That's a scam, just one more way to pump up margins by reducing serving size.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 01, 2017 08:14 PM (SKpLb)

379 Mao Tse Tung Christmas ornaments.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 01, 2017 08:12 PM (mbhDw)

Remember the one on the WH tree that showed TFG's image on Mt. Rushmore?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2017 08:14 PM (PY9jH)

380 365
If giraffes came in miniature sizes, I would have to have one.Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 01, 2017 08:11 PM (TdMsT)

Opulence... You haz it!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 01, 2017 08:15 PM (kP16F)

381 " My Muslim faith, uh,uh, my Christian faith"

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at March 01, 2017 08:15 PM (KgpWR)

382 Friends and Morons,
lend me your iPods,
we come here not to praise Gaylord,
we come to ignore him.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 01, 2017 08:16 PM (cu7lE)

383 "367
Mao Tse Tung Christmas ornaments."

Copies of Marx on the bookshelves. Like I said before, he was a nasty, condescending little shit.

Posted by: Tuna at March 01, 2017 08:16 PM (jm1YL)

384 Rachel Dolezal the white NAACP leader who pretended to be black for years has reportedly changed her name to a West African moniker, meaning gift of God.

The 39-year-old will now be called Nkechi Amare Diallo, according to the Daily Mail.

Are all Left wingers certifiable?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 01, 2017 08:05 PM (SjImc)

And in the story from the other day she still can't get a job because everybody still recognizes her, so she's on food stamps.

No, I'm not sympathetic in the least.

Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at March 01, 2017 08:16 PM (enArR)

385 I've been late to every thread this evening because life.

I may soon become the next willow.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2017 08:16 PM (PY9jH)

386
Remember the one on the WH tree that showed TFG's image on Mt. Rushmore?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2017 08:14 PM (PY9jH)

++++

I remember one year they had 40 friggin Christmas trees all lit up in the White House - then they go to Hawaii for Christmas.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 01, 2017 08:16 PM (Ivjge)

387 Nice Chrissy Mathews implying people who supported and voted for Trump are mentally ill.

In fairness to Matthews, he is drunk.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at March 01, 2017 08:17 PM (QQ+il)

388 "at some point you've earned enough"

Posted by: Ben Had at March 01, 2017 08:17 PM (AZS0V)

389 Zettai, I'll hit pay dirt if I am one of the semi-finalists. Then there is a second cut that will see Three get a $2,500 check and submit their book idea. The golden apple of course is the grand prize - co-author status and there can only be one of those.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 01, 2017 08:17 PM (cu7lE)

390 And in the story from the other day she still can't get a job because everybody still recognizes her, so she's on food stamps.

If she would go back to being white, she would be invisible.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at March 01, 2017 08:18 PM (QQ+il)

391 388 "at some point you've earned enough"
Posted by: Ben Had at March 01, 2017 08:17 PM (AZS0V)

+++

How's 60 million for my book grab you?

Posted by: Barack the Splendid at March 01, 2017 08:18 PM (Ivjge)

392 Ace missed the pic where Mooch grasped the hero around his shoulders like she owned him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2017 08:10 PM (PY9jH)

Didn't she do the same to Queen Elizabeth?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 01, 2017 08:18 PM (auHtY)

393 389. So you've got plenty of tarps and a good shovel, yes?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 01, 2017 08:19 PM (SKpLb)

394 387 Nice Chrissy Mathews implying people who supported and voted for Trump are mentally ill.

In fairness to Matthews, he is drunk.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at March 01, 2017 08:17 PM (QQ+il)

That's interesting, because on election night, when it was clear Trump would win, he had a period of lucidity and seemed to understand some of the motivation of Trump voters.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 01, 2017 08:19 PM (TdMsT)

395 Wasn't Diallo the name of a guy the NYPD used like a hundred bullets to pacify? Along with hitting bystanders?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 01, 2017 08:19 PM (cu7lE)

396 The future does not belong to those who slander the prophet of Islam.

Posted by: wth at March 01, 2017 08:19 PM (HgMAr)

397 The golden apple of course is the grand prize - co-author status and there can only be one of those.
Posted by: Anna Puma

So you have to get past Duncan MacLeod first?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 01, 2017 08:20 PM (QDr6b)

398 I've been late to every thread this evening because life.

I may soon become the next willow.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2017 08:16 PM (PY9jH)

Don't feel bad. I'm 3 for 3 today so far.

Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at March 01, 2017 08:20 PM (enArR)

399 does = must

Posted by: wth at March 01, 2017 08:20 PM (HgMAr)

400 389 Zettai, I'll hit pay dirt if I am one of the semi-finalists. Then there is a second cut that will see Three get a $2,500 check and submit their book idea. The golden apple of course is the grand prize - co-author status and there can only be one of those.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 01, 2017 08:17 PM (cu7lE)

Is it possible Patterson is out of story ideas and he is using a contest to get ideas from others?

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 01, 2017 08:21 PM (TdMsT)

401 I rarely disparage other peoples' looks, since I vaguely resemble -

Yeah, normally I wouldn't either, but if I'm caught embezzling six figures of cash from students and taxpayers and recipients of charity just to feed my pr0n addiction, if someone posts my mug and people snark "oh so *that's* why", I'll not raise much of a fuss.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 01, 2017 08:21 PM (6FqZa)

402 Shovel and tarps? Would-be writers go missing, writers who want to win a coveted prize.

Hey that could be a murder mystery thriller right there.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 01, 2017 08:21 PM (cu7lE)

403 Speaking of that, Chockwe's son who is also named Chokwe is now running for mayor of Jackson.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 01, 2017 07:31 PM (4H105)

He should change his last name to "Must" and run for meter maid.

"Chok we Must."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 01, 2017 08:21 PM (WDdjT)

404 What is important to everyone on this blog is finding someone who did not have the fish for dinner.

Oven roasted chicken with whipped sweet potatoes and mardi gras slaw (purple cabbage, yellow bell peppers and zuchini).

I'ma heathen...

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 01, 2017 08:21 PM (NJYYf)

405 393
389. So you've got plenty of tarps and a good shovel, yes?

and lime

Posted by: Infidel at March 01, 2017 08:21 PM (ByNzS)

406 but Harry Lennix's answers to the questions about this, beginning at the 2:55 mark, are of the

What the fark does he know. He went to Quigley South and nothing good ever came out of that school.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 01, 2017 08:21 PM (auHtY)

407 396 The future does not belong to those who slander the prophet of Islam.
Posted by: wth at March 01, 2017 08:19 PM (HgMAr)

+++

The hits just keep on coming. I can't believe we lived through 8 years of that SCOAMF. I really can't.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 01, 2017 08:21 PM (Ivjge)

408 389
Zettai, I'll hit pay dirt if I am one of the semi-finalists. Then there
is a second cut that will see Three get a $2,500 check and submit their
book idea. The golden apple of course is the grand prize - co-author
status and there can only be one of those.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 01, 2017 08:17 PM (cu7lE)

Your prospects looks good to me... We're all pulling for you!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 01, 2017 08:21 PM (kP16F)

409 @391- That all depends on what the meaning of enough is. I wouldn't give the bastard 60 million quatloos.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 01, 2017 08:22 PM (AZS0V)

410 Patterson judging by a video shot in his home has about nine sliding drawers full of possible story outlines already written.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 01, 2017 08:22 PM (cu7lE)

411 Did you guys notice that the animal park showing the live video of the giraffe giving birth is accepting donations on their Youtube channel? Damn..they must be raking in the cash.

Posted by: The Giraffe video is $$ scam at March 01, 2017 08:22 PM (8qYU4)

412 That's interesting, because on election night, when it was clear Trump would win, he had a period of lucidity and seemed to understand some of the motivation of Trump voters.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 01, 2017 08:19 PM (TdMsT

He compared us to Silver Linings Playbook.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 01, 2017 08:23 PM (OoOd6)

413 402. 'Hey, people go missing all the time....'

(That would be an interesting premise, however - mystery/thriller writers start to go missing and it's up to one unlikely & etc...)

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 01, 2017 08:23 PM (lutOX)

414

This post is so awesome.
Thanks Ace, for the chuckles

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 01, 2017 08:23 PM (0mz2+)

415 Beau Biden's Widow Hallie Biden Is Now Dating His Brother Hunter

Hallie Biden and Hunter, 47, began dating after Hunter split from his wife Kathleen, with whom he shares three children: Finnegan, Maisy and Naomi.

Not too weird

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 01, 2017 08:24 PM (auHtY)

416 Is that overdue April the Giraffe going to need to undergo a G-section? Imma gettin' worried.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 01, 2017 08:25 PM (ocw+t)

417 I think I've found something positive to say about the Kennedy clan.

At least they don't start dating their brother's widow.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 01, 2017 08:25 PM (cu7lE)

418 Can we retroactively impeach and convict the messiah king for violating the emoluments clause? I say its worth the effort and the exploding heads would make it worth the msm angst.

Posted by: colfax mingo at March 01, 2017 08:25 PM (+ucSt)

419 Not too weird

Nope.

Posted by: Woody Allen at March 01, 2017 08:25 PM (29QcC)

420 Trump's phony emotionalism isn't fooling anybody.

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Wig at March 01, 2017 08:25 PM (97XyN)

421 "Ace missed the pic where Mooch grasped the hero around his shoulders like she owned him. "

Compare and contrast to how Ivanka kept her distance and did not insert herself into the moment but for a brief pat on the widow's hand after the applause had died down. Classy.

Posted by: Tuna at March 01, 2017 08:25 PM (jm1YL)

422 President Donald Trump made an unannounced visit to Dover Air
Force Base for the return of the remains of the US service member killed
in the raid in Yemen.
===

He didn't allow the media to participate.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at March 01, 2017 08:25 PM (KgpWR)

423 I think I've found something positive to say about the Kennedy clan.

At least they don't start dating their brother's widow.

True, Marilyn Monroe was not his wife.

Posted by: t-bird at March 01, 2017 08:26 PM (29QcC)

424 Help us Bronco Bama, you're our only hope.

Posted by: John McCain, fence builder in an alternate universe at March 01, 2017 08:26 PM (xpfRn)

425 A friend will help you move... A good friend will help you move a body... Only the Horde of Plenty will, etc., etc....

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 01, 2017 08:26 PM (kP16F)

426 If you didn't have the fish for dinner you can still fly the plane.

Unless you have a drinking problem. Over.

Posted by: eleven -- Cuse Fan at March 01, 2017 08:26 PM (qUNWi)

427 He compared us to Silver Linings Playbook.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 01, 2017 08:23 PM (OoOd6)

Hmmmm. Not sure I understand the connection. I'm thinking liquor.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 01, 2017 08:26 PM (TdMsT)

428 Beau Biden's Widow Hallie Biden Is Now Dating His Brother Hunter

Hallie Biden and Hunter, 47, began dating after Hunter split from
his wife Kathleen, with whom he shares three children: Finnegan, Maisy
and Naomi.

Not too weird

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 01, 2017 08:24 PM (auHtY)

Klassy. Kids: "Hi, Uncle Hunter, err....Dad."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2017 08:27 PM (PY9jH)

429 *fist bump*

Posted by: willow at March 01, 2017 08:28 PM (R7cwD)

430 hey why is Lou Dobbs on O'Reilly?

Class and Ass

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at March 01, 2017 08:28 PM (KgpWR)

431 Immigrant talks about deportation fears, is detained by ICE moments later

WINNING! and she's not an immigrant she's an illegal.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 01, 2017 08:28 PM (auHtY)

432 Is this it until ONT?

Posted by: lindarising at March 01, 2017 08:28 PM (JNDQi)

433 416 Is that overdue April the Giraffe going to need to undergo a G-section? Imma gettin' worried.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 01, 2017 08:25 PM (ocw+t)

How far past the due date is she?

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 01, 2017 08:29 PM (TdMsT)

434
A friend will help you move... A good friend will help you move a body... Only the Horde of Plenty will, etc., etc....

A helpful Moronette will offer you a backyard full of camellias and azaleas, a shovel, and a bag of lime.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2017 08:29 PM (PY9jH)

435 I feel for, I feel for you ... KHAAAAARK!

Posted by: Chokwe Khan at March 01, 2017 08:29 PM (gkSMQ)

436 "At least they don't start dating their brother's widow."

Well they did pass around their girlfriends but at least they weren't married to them so I guess you're right about that.

Posted by: Tuna at March 01, 2017 08:29 PM (jm1YL)

437 Yes, but that's not important now. What is important to everyone on this blog is finding someone who did not have the fish for dinner.
Posted by: Dr. Rumack at March 01, 2017 08:08 PM (JO9+V)

homemade fresh fish taco's here!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 01, 2017 08:29 PM (0mz2+)

438 The police acted stupidly!

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 01, 2017 08:29 PM (C5Os7)

439 just a guy in the neighborhood

Posted by: willow at March 01, 2017 08:30 PM (R7cwD)

440 434. Tell-Tale Lilac Bush - a great WV ghost story.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 01, 2017 08:30 PM (SKpLb)

441 416
Is that overdue April the Giraffe going to need to undergo a G-section? Imma gettin' worried.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 01, 2017 08:25 PM (ocw+t)

I can help! Uh, does the baby giraffe necessarily have to come out in one piece?

Posted by: Kermit Gosnell at March 01, 2017 08:30 PM (V4Qfo)

442 "How far past the due date is she?"

She doesn't look too stressed out does she? The site says this is her 4th calf so she's not new to the experience.

Posted by: Tuna at March 01, 2017 08:31 PM (jm1YL)

443 We can "absorb" any terrorist attacks.

Posted by: Barack the Splendid at March 01, 2017 08:31 PM (Ivjge)

444 365 If giraffes came in miniature sizes, I would have to have one.

Shave a llama.

Posted by: wooga at March 01, 2017 08:31 PM (3I7wr)

445 I think I'm out of his eloquent speeching. I quit listening to him a few mths into his 1st term.

Posted by: willow at March 01, 2017 08:31 PM (R7cwD)

446 Donate $20 to the animal park and you can view a live birth...I'm thinking the video is scam for $$$

Posted by: The Giraffe video is $$ scam at March 01, 2017 08:31 PM (8qYU4)

447
Grandma was a typical white person

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 01, 2017 08:32 PM (auHtY)

448 I just had the epiphany that Obama is Will Smith from Degrees of Separation.

Please tell me some other moron above didn't beat me to the punch.

Posted by: JT in KC at March 01, 2017 08:32 PM (RqBVq)

449 Six Degrees of Separation

Posted by: JT in KC at March 01, 2017 08:32 PM (RqBVq)

450 Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2017 08:29 PM (PY9jH)

A true friend will come over when you call him at 2:30 AM and bring quicklime, plastic sheeting, and a shovel without asking why you need them!

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 01, 2017 08:33 PM (C5Os7)

451 428 Beau Biden's Widow Hallie Biden Is Now Dating His Brother Hunter
Hallie Biden and Hunter, 47, began dating after Hunter split from
his wife Kathleen, with whom he shares three children: Finnegan, Maisy
and Naomi.
Not too weird
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 01, 2017 08:24 PM (auHtY)
Klassy. Kids: "Hi, Uncle Hunter, err....Dad."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2017 08:27 PM (PY9jH)

"Uh, honey ... we need to talk. I always had the hots for my brother's wife, and now that he's out of the picture ... well ... "

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2017 08:33 PM (SRKgf)

452 "Class and Ass"

You have a way with words. LOL

Posted by: Tuna at March 01, 2017 08:34 PM (jm1YL)

453 A helpful Moronette will offer you a backyard full of camellias and azaleas, a shovel, and a bag of lime.

Jane -- you're a mensch.

Posted by: eleven -- Cuse Fan at March 01, 2017 08:34 PM (qUNWi)

454 444 365 If giraffes came in miniature sizes, I would have to have one.

Shave a llama.
Posted by: wooga at March 01, 2017 08:31 PM (3I7wr)

A llama will not do. I very specifically want a miniature reticulated giraffe for a pet.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 01, 2017 08:34 PM (TdMsT)

455 446
Donate $20 to the animal park and you can view a live birth...I'm thinking the video is scam for $$$

Posted by: The Giraffe video is $$ scam at March 01, 2017 08:31 PM (8qYU4)

That would support Ace's conspiracy theory that it's simply a video being looped. Though, if it were Russian hackers doing it, I'd think there'd be a Bitcoin payment option somewhere.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 01, 2017 08:34 PM (V4Qfo)

456 Watching some old Blake's 7 today, I realized that Hillary Clinton is just Servalan without any of the good qualities (the sex appeal, the competence, etc.).

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 01, 2017 08:34 PM (oVJmc)

457 450. You say that like we don't all have that stuff in the trunks of our cars.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 01, 2017 08:35 PM (lutOX)

458 Beau Biden's Widow Hallie Biden Is Now Dating His Brother Hunter

Levirite Marriage, I believe the term is.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 01, 2017 08:35 PM (6FqZa)

459 Sorry about that. We had a database hiccup.

Fixed now.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at March 01, 2017 09:02 PM (2yngH)

460 giraffes suck. dwarf hippos rule.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2017 09:02 PM (cPsPa)

461 Did I kill the blog?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2017 09:02 PM (PY9jH)

462 Are we back?

Posted by: Quokka 1 at March 01, 2017 09:02 PM (hVdx9)

463 Pixy!!!!

That guys nuts!!

Grab em!!!

Posted by: eleven -- Cuse Fan at March 01, 2017 09:03 PM (qUNWi)

464
Hunter Biden left his wife 5 months after his brother died

Huh

Posted by: ThunderB at March 01, 2017 09:03 PM (Z6jIs)

465 It's as if millions of Morons cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 01, 2017 09:03 PM (kTF2Z)

466 whoa

Posted by: Keanu at March 01, 2017 09:03 PM (KgpWR)

467 Russians hacked the HQ again?

Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 01, 2017 09:03 PM (Om16U)

468 Ammo Under Cost and Other Good Deals http://bit.ly/2lVHMC7

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 01, 2017 09:03 PM (LTHVh)

469
Shave a llama.
Posted by: wooga

Check the urban dictionary on that!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 01, 2017 09:04 PM (IqV8l)

470 On second thought, I blame Amazon and/or Cloudflare.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at March 01, 2017 09:04 PM (2yngH)

471 Pixy, when I get the hiccups I breathe into a paper bag.

Whatever.

I'm still waiting for the new, improved, updated site.

#TwoWeeks.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2017 09:04 PM (PY9jH)

472 I want a giant amoeba.

Posted by: eleven -- Cuse Fan at March 01, 2017 09:04 PM (qUNWi)

473 Did I break teh site?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 01, 2017 09:04 PM (kP16F)

474 Is it safe?......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 01, 2017 09:04 PM (5VlCp)

475 I have Platinum Membership, dammit!!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2017 09:04 PM (PY9jH)

476 I wonder if Ace titles these threads in a way to snag LIVs on Google?
They go to look up prop, and find this site?

Posted by: Quokka 1 at March 01, 2017 09:04 PM (hVdx9)

477 I'm watching the MSNBC coverage of Election Night.

This is really, really funny shit.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 01, 2017 09:05 PM (fiGNd)

478 Did I break teh site?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 01, 2017 09:04 PM (kP16F)

------------------

Yes

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2017 09:05 PM (PY9jH)

479 Cornyn needs to force fed a BOD.

Posted by: Infidel at March 01, 2017 09:05 PM (ByNzS)

480 They replaced the hamsters with quokkas.
The hamster severance package?

(burp)

Posted by: Quokka 1 at March 01, 2017 09:05 PM (hVdx9)

481 Ann are you doing #WritesOfMarch with us?

Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 01, 2017 09:06 PM (Om16U)

482 Chokwe smush blog. Chokwe sorry. Bad Chokwe!

Posted by: Chokwe Lumbumba at March 01, 2017 09:06 PM (W8bn5)

483 Did I break teh site?

It was you?

Zettai broke it.

Posted by: eleven -- Cuse Fan at March 01, 2017 09:06 PM (qUNWi)

484 Hey JT in KC,
May 6, 9-12

Posted by: teej at March 01, 2017 09:06 PM (mzTVj)

485 I thought it was a coronal mass ekjculation!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 01, 2017 09:06 PM (EnKk6)

486

Holy God.

What Tucker Carlson just did to John Cornyn is illegal in 42 states.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at March 01, 2017 09:06 PM (KgpWR)

487 Posted by: Pixy

How was I to know he was with the Russians too?

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 01, 2017 09:07 PM (xpfRn)

488 Sorry about that. We had a database hiccup.

Fixed now.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at March 01, 2017 09:02 PM (2yngH)

You should blame it on Amazon.

Meanwhile, you really need to get some spiffier error pages. You know, something like,

"Sure, I will provide you with the web page you have requested ... but first, you will blow me."

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 01, 2017 09:07 PM (zc3Db)

489 Pixy. Im still banned at home. Por qua

Posted by: ThunderB at March 01, 2017 09:07 PM (Z6jIs)

490 Did I miss Tucker raping Cornyn, live, on teevee????

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2017 09:07 PM (PY9jH)

491 >>Sorry about that. We had a database hiccup.

May that poor Hamster RIP.

Posted by: garrett at March 01, 2017 09:07 PM (ktw54)

492 Holy God.

What Tucker Carlson just did to John Cornyn is illegal in 42 states.

Posted by: Mortimer
****

What about the other 15?

Posted by: Quokka 1 at March 01, 2017 09:07 PM (hVdx9)

493 Holy God.

What Tucker Carlson just did to John Cornyn is illegal in 42 states.

Posted by: Mortimer,

And 87 Country's.

Posted by: Infidel at March 01, 2017 09:07 PM (ByNzS)

494
What about the other 15?

Posted by: Quokka 1
====

They refuse to admit it exists.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at March 01, 2017 09:08 PM (KgpWR)

495 It was the rooshians! The comments bellied up just as I attempted to post a link to the YouTube "Opulence, I has it!" video that everyone must have already seen anyway!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 01, 2017 09:08 PM (kP16F)

496 I was wondering what I had done to get banned.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 01, 2017 09:09 PM (EZebt)

497 I don't know what's worse. Pixy or Comcast. I keep getting shut off the blog.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2017 09:09 PM (PY9jH)

498 >>Sorry about that. We had a database hiccup.

May that poor Hamster RIP.

Posted by: garrett
****

Well he's resting inside my belly. Is it peaceful? Don't know.

Posted by: Quokka 1 at March 01, 2017 09:09 PM (hVdx9)

499 477 I'm watching the MSNBC coverage of Election Night.

This is really, really funny shit.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 01, 2017 09:05 PM (fiGNd)

The funniest is CNN from midnight to 2:30 am ET, drilling into individual counties in PA, MI, and WI to see if there is any possible Hillary vote left. They are frantic.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 01, 2017 09:09 PM (TdMsT)

500 What about the other 15?
Posted by: Quokka 1 at March 01, 2017 09:07 PM (hVdx9)

Mandatory.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 01, 2017 09:09 PM (Tnhbr)

501 I mean it would be crazy to say Obama is using very basic acting tricks in his performances.

After all -- where would he possibly have learned to act?

Yeah I know this is Alex Jones, but Harry Lennix's answers to the questions about this, beginning at the 2:55 mark, are of the "You'd have to ask him" and "Sure I knew him, but..." type.

Lennix taught me everything I know back when she was still with the Eurythmics.

Posted by: Barack Obama at March 01, 2017 09:09 PM (W8bn5)

502 Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2017 09:09 PM (PY9jH)

Nothing in the universe is worse than comcast ... except for Barky.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 01, 2017 09:09 PM (zc3Db)

503 InternalError: (145, "Table './mt_db/mt_entry' is marked as crashed and should be repaired")

Just in case anybody wants to re-live that.

Posted by: t-bird at March 01, 2017 09:09 PM (29QcC)

504 I was wondering what I had done to get banned.

Posted by: San Franpsycho
****

You know. Don't do it again. You have been warned.

Posted by: Quokka 1 at March 01, 2017 09:09 PM (hVdx9)

505 Kasie Hunt is dropping some knowledge now.

Wow - she's really cute. A One for sure.

I wonder how she feels about a great big deck.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 01, 2017 09:10 PM (fiGNd)

506 488 Meanwhile, you really need to get some spiffier error pages. You know, something like,

"Sure, I will provide you with the web page you have requested ... but first, you will blow me."

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair

I second this motion.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 01, 2017 09:10 PM (xpfRn)

507 http://bit.ly/2mb6YoP

==================================

Oh no she DI"INT! Rachel Dolezal has reportedly changed her name... to this???

Posted by: EVLINC! at March 01, 2017 09:10 PM (YnQuP)

508 Good gravy does Michelle look like Worff in that picture!!

Posted by: logprof at March 01, 2017 09:11 PM (GsAUU)

509 thank you Pixy Misa

Posted by: concrete girl at March 01, 2017 09:11 PM (GAbZm)

510 http://bit.ly/2mb6YoP

==================================

Oh no she DI"INT! Rachel Dolezal has reportedly changed her name... to this???

Posted by: EVLINC!
****

The God? Baal.

Posted by: Quokka 1 at March 01, 2017 09:12 PM (hVdx9)

511 Well, I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death the enormous size of your balls to even think about saying it.

See this is why I'm a blogger nobody has heard of and Ace gets the big bucks.

Well, some bucks. Any bucks.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2017 09:12 PM (39g3+)

512 459 Sorry about that. We had a database hiccup.

Fixed now.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at March 01, 2017 09:02 PM (2yngH)

++++

Great. Now I have regurgitated data all over my shoes.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 01, 2017 09:12 PM (R+30W)

513 Mooch's pic looks like:

"He HAD to be a white dude, Barack. He HAD to be white."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2017 09:12 PM (PY9jH)

514 I AM NOT YOUR DAMN SERVER 500 ERROR

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at March 01, 2017 09:12 PM (KgpWR)

515 Contrast and compare Moochelle to Melania last night.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 01, 2017 09:12 PM (APQfM)

516 The spam filter crashed, and we immediately got so much spam that it overloaded the database. Bleh.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at March 01, 2017 09:13 PM (2yngH)

517 Tucker got Cornyn to admit he is against the border wall (against the wall but in favor of vague "border security").

Cornyn even paused Senate business in order to take his colleagues to the border, apparently to lobby them against the wall and 'educate' them on the border.

It was like a Scooby-Doo episode in which Tucker pulled the rubbery mask off the Republican Senator and revealed a scheming globalist.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at March 01, 2017 09:13 PM (3OAG2)

518 thank you Pixy Misa

Posted by: concrete girl
****

Pixy did nothing. Me and the other quokkas fixed it. Keep feeding us hamsters and we keep the site running.

Posted by: Quokka 1 at March 01, 2017 09:13 PM (hVdx9)

519 Guys, might I make a suggestion? The next time this happens, we all go to twitter to @AceofSpadesHQ and use ace's latest tweet as a message board.

Kind of like when a hurricane hits, and all the locals go to the town website to update spreadsheets on everyone's whereabouts.

Ace would give periodic updates about the blog's stattus.

Posted by: Barack Obama at March 01, 2017 09:13 PM (W8bn5)

520
Lennix taught me everything I know back when she was still with the Eurythmics.
Posted by: Barack Obama

Ubuntu be Lennix!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 01, 2017 09:13 PM (IqV8l)

521 On the plus side, with the database broken none of the spam could get through.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at March 01, 2017 09:13 PM (2yngH)

522 "Hi, Uncle Hunter, err....Dad."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2017 08:27 PM (PY9jH)

What a piece of work, that guy.

"Hey, I need a waiver and a two-week fork and knife school, because I decided I want to play Navy but I'm too old and can't be bothered with shouty people telling me what to do."

(time passes)

"Oh hey, I also do shitloads of coke. Like, I'm snorting fat rails like there's no tomorrow. My nasal septum has dissolved from the insane amounts of blow I'm doing. That's cool in the military though, right?"

(is quietly discharged from the reserves with no other consequences)

Posted by: hogmartin at March 01, 2017 09:13 PM (8nWyX)

523 >>The spam filter crashed, and we immediately got so much spam that it overloaded the database.

The Return of the Attack of LaceWigs

Posted by: garrett at March 01, 2017 09:14 PM (ktw54)

524 Oh, the comments are up again....

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 01, 2017 09:14 PM (tHwdc)

525 Good gravy does Michelle look like Worff in that picture!!

I'd be nervous if I saw her like that. Because it means I'm being sized up for dinner.

Posted by: t-bird at March 01, 2017 09:14 PM (eeTCA)

526 @519 Guys, might I make a suggestion? The next time this happens, we all go to twitter to @AceofSpadesHQ and use ace's latest tweet as a message board.
------------------

But that would require me to sign up for Twitter.

Alternately, you could go to the Yahoo Group and post there.

Posted by: junior at March 01, 2017 09:14 PM (nsZ+m)

527 508>> You never see The First Grifter and Worf together... just an observation...

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 01, 2017 09:14 PM (5Zpn2)

528 516 The spam filter crashed, and we immediately got so much spam that it overloaded the database. Bleh.

Okay, it wasn't the Russians. It was the Hawaiians.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 01, 2017 09:15 PM (xpfRn)

529 You know. Don't do it again. You have been warned.
Posted by: Quokka 1 at March 01, 2017 09:09 PM (hVdx9)

===

Sure I know. But how do *you* know?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 01, 2017 09:15 PM (EZebt)

530 No comment, no cry.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 01, 2017 09:16 PM (DMUuz)

531 519 Guys, might I make a suggestion? The next time this happens, we all go to twitter to @AceofSpadesHQ and use ace's latest tweet as a message board.

Kind of like when a hurricane hits, and all the locals go to the town website to update spreadsheets on everyone's whereabouts.

Ace would give periodic updates about the blog's stattus.
Posted by: Barack Obama at March 01, 2017 09:13 PM (W8bn5)
==

Hey, good idea. Thanks, Obama!

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at March 01, 2017 09:16 PM (PXbkt)

532 Well April the giraffe is resting on the floor of her pen. Do giraffes sleep with their necks upright?

Posted by: Tuna at March 01, 2017 09:16 PM (jm1YL)

533 i don't have any squirrels to feed you, but there are some miniature mole-type things scurrying about.

Posted by: concrete girl at March 01, 2017 09:17 PM (GAbZm)

534 You know. Don't do it again. You have been warned.
Posted by: Quokka 1 at March 01, 2017 09:09 PM (hVdx9)

===

Sure I know. But how do *you* know?

Posted by: San Franpsycho
****

Don't make us break out the video. (No really, we're still kind of queasy)

Posted by: Quokka 1 at March 01, 2017 09:17 PM (hVdx9)

535 Florida looking bad for Trump now.

Damn ... it's going to be an early night.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 01, 2017 09:17 PM (fiGNd)

536

We almost talked.

It was awful.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at March 01, 2017 09:17 PM (KgpWR)

537 Hi ya duchess.

Posted by: teej at March 01, 2017 09:17 PM (mzTVj)

538 Oh no she DI"INT! Rachel Dolezal has reportedly changed her name... to this???

She's a trans-African.

Posted by: t-bird at March 01, 2017 09:17 PM (TqmC9)

539 Am I the only one who thinks that Val Jar moving in with the Obamas is not normal? Even for them?

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at March 01, 2017 09:18 PM (J5mC3)

540 516 The spam filter crashed, and we immediately got so much spam that it overloaded the database. Bleh.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at March 01, 2017 09:13 PM (2yngH)

===

I heard Norton Anti Virus is good.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 01, 2017 09:18 PM (EZebt)

541 i don't have any squirrels to feed you, but there are some miniature mole-type things scurrying about.

Posted by: concrete girl
****

Then we'll just run at half speed until you find some hamsters. M'kay?

Posted by: Quokka 1 at March 01, 2017 09:18 PM (hVdx9)

542 We love you Pixy Misa, thank you.

Posted by: Infidel at March 01, 2017 09:18 PM (ByNzS)

543 Have backache in my lumbumbar region.

Posted by: Chokwe at March 01, 2017 09:19 PM (W8bn5)

544 Admit it, Pixy. You're neck deep in Russians. ADMIT IT.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2017 09:19 PM (PY9jH)

545
Linux

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at March 01, 2017 09:19 PM (KgpWR)

546 Oh, yeah. That picture on the top of this post reminds me: What's the over/under on how long before Michelle Obama comes out as a tranny?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 01, 2017 09:20 PM (R+30W)

547 So forgive me if someone posted already but the daily mail is reporting that Valerie Jarrett is moving in with the Obamas to setup a war room in which they intend to either get Trump impeached or force his resignation.

Apparently The Hawaiian cocksucker is rested and ready to "protect" his legacy.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 01, 2017 09:20 PM (pUDQf)

548 Admit it, Pixy. You're neck deep in Russians. ADMIT IT.

Posted by: Jane D'oh
****

Pixy's real name is Peggy.

Posted by: Quokka 1 at March 01, 2017 09:20 PM (hVdx9)

549 We love you Pixy Misa, thank you.

Posted by: Infidel at March 01, 2017 09:18 PM (ByNzS)

Suck up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2017 09:21 PM (PY9jH)

550 Oh no she DI"INT! Rachel Dolezal has reportedly changed her name... to this???

Posted by: EVLINC!
****

The God? Baal.

Posted by: Quokka 1 at March 01, 2017 09:12 PM (hVdx9)

If she wanted to be authentically African, she should have gone with "N'gawa Kreegah Bundolo".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 01, 2017 09:21 PM (WDdjT)

551 Am I the only one who thinks that Val Jar moving in with the Obamas is not normal? Even for them?

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at March 01, 2017 09:18 PM (J5mC3)

Say what?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 01, 2017 09:22 PM (zc3Db)

552 Oh no she DI"INT! Rachel Dolezal has reportedly changed her name... to this???

Posted by: EVLINC!
****

The God? Baal.

Posted by: Quokka 1 at March 01, 2017 09:12 PM (hVdx9)

If she wanted to be authentically African, she should have gone with "N'gawa Kreegah Bundolo".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
****

Snork!

Holy crap, I didn't know I could do that. Quokkas can snork. I'll be damned.

Posted by: Quokka 1 at March 01, 2017 09:22 PM (hVdx9)

553 yes sir, Quokka 1

Posted by: concrete girl at March 01, 2017 09:22 PM (GAbZm)

554 Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2017 09:21 PM (PY9jH)

Lol. I try. This place is my only sanity. Which sometimes scares the hell out of me.

Posted by: Infidel at March 01, 2017 09:22 PM (ByNzS)

555 Spam filter crash?

So you have all our posts that got through, right.

Posted by: Lacey wigs bot farmers at March 01, 2017 09:23 PM (F9322)

556 Hi ya duchess.

Posted by: teej at March 01, 2017 09:17 PM (mzTVj)

Hi teej!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 01, 2017 09:23 PM (tHwdc)

557 Hordlings, ponder this.

Imagine the Beast as President of the United States last night giving the address to Congress.

Just imagine.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2017 09:24 PM (PY9jH)

558 Or we could use Hot Air as the disaster message board.

Posted by: Barack Obama at March 01, 2017 09:24 PM (W8bn5)

559 yes sir, Quokka 1

Posted by: concrete girl
****

Enjoy the slow load times.

Posted by: Quokka 1 at March 01, 2017 09:24 PM (hVdx9)

560 "The NYT is supposedly "journalism" but all they do is engage in propaganda for the Democrats and lie"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 01, 2017 09:25 PM (fDdVG)

561 High point of my day today: Mom told me I have a nice ass.

Could've been worse, I suppose.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 01, 2017 09:25 PM (tHwdc)

562 Lol. I try. This place is my only sanity. Which sometimes scares the hell out of me.

Posted by: Infidel at March 01, 2017 09:22 PM (ByNzS)

I'm with ya. This place kept me sane through some of the worst times of my life.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2017 09:25 PM (PY9jH)

563 ONT

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 01, 2017 09:26 PM (R+30W)

564 557 Hordlings, ponder this.

Imagine the Beast as President of the United States last night giving the address to Congress.

Just imagine.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2017 09:24 PM (PY9jH)

I spent most of 2016 thinking about that. I'd rather snort fire ants at this point

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 01, 2017 09:26 PM (pUDQf)

565 How's the trigger finger?

Posted by: teej at March 01, 2017 09:26 PM (mzTVj)

566 Or we could use Hot Air as the disaster message board.

I think that has a Facebook limit of ten messages per day.

Posted by: t-bird at March 01, 2017 09:26 PM (eeTCA)

567 542,

"Once More With Feeling" from me.

Posted by: geoffb5 at March 01, 2017 09:26 PM (d3wbb)

568 Found on the copy machine at the Bellevue (WA) public library:

"Friday 27 January EY 2017

To: General James Matt is

From: Mr. Dan [redacted because lunatic]
Email: [also redacted because
insane]

This is just a short note to inform you that indeed our Group has the "China Worm". If the Trump Regime will co-operate with us the "Project" can be given for he PRC Government and our Un-named Group will thereby make certain that the Chinese/Indian Coalition 200 Million Man Invasion Army never reach the Euphrates. If the China Worm is not used them NATO will have to fall back on "Plan B" which will be the Pentagon Military Option. Take a look at the current movie: "Edge of Tomorrow".

Get in touch with me at your earliest possible convenience."

[Sharkman again]: So much win. So very much win in so small a space.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 01, 2017 09:26 PM (Zt8wa)

569 Itchy, teej!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 01, 2017 09:27 PM (tHwdc)

570 Corgi stampede!!!
Get behind a tree.
For God's sake,,, take cover!!!

Posted by: teej at March 01, 2017 09:28 PM (mzTVj)

571 Guess I'll ride drag on that herd of corgis now.

Posted by: teej at March 01, 2017 09:30 PM (mzTVj)

572 Anna,

Fingers crossed for you!

Posted by: Wenda (sic) at March 01, 2017 09:33 PM (Kr0FZ)

573 In anticipation of the Dowager Empress' ascent to the throne, I'd taken my safe-space woobie out of my BOB in November and started using it at nap time... Even now, I can't give it up! Call me Linus!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 01, 2017 09:34 PM (kP16F)

574 I just saw April sit down again. It's a tape. We've been had.

Posted by: Tuna at March 01, 2017 09:34 PM (jm1YL)

575 I've read giraffes sleep only two hours a day, lying down with their necks folded back, head on rump... I've seen April do this!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at March 01, 2017 09:39 PM (kP16F)

576 Hollywood would de-ball Lennix if he said anything about their Sacred Steer. So he has to be circumspect.

Posted by: Beverly at March 01, 2017 09:47 PM (T/ub7)

577 Trump seemed sincere and genuine. Being in office has changed him and he understands the gravity that comes with being president.

Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at March 01, 2017 08:05 PM (nvMvs)

Harry Truman talked about receiving the news of FDR's death, said, 'It was as if the weight of the world fell on me.'

The burden of that responsibility makes or breaks those who hold that office. Truman was transformed by it. So were all the good ones. Get this: Obama is so ridiculously grandiose that he complained the presidency was too confining, if you can imagine.

Trump gave an amazing speech. Those few minutes focused on with Carryn Owens were among the most profoundly moving I've ever witnessed--at least in public--and Trump handled it beautifully. Gives me hope that maybe things will turn out all right after all.

Posted by: troyriser at March 01, 2017 09:57 PM (ZkXe+)

578 I distinctly appreciate the complete lack there of hissing esses last night, as opposed to the previous 8 years chock full of them.
#...WAR

Posted by: Taqyia2Me - Deplorubus Unum at March 01, 2017 10:08 PM (Ftuf+)

579 Simple: First black president could do no wrong. To say otherwise would be raciss.

The media adhered to this golden rule for 8 yrs. Now are beside themselves and in attack dog mode. Will say anything, do anything, lie about anything to protect their liberal brand.

The mistake the media and Dims are making,and may it continue forevermore, is the American people are smart. They do not give credit for independent thinking. They do not, even post 9/8/16, realize that their little voices are muted, not read, and ignored by the majority of Americans who voted and beat the living crap out of their mindset.

Now they are punching back, but it is like watching an ant punch an elephant, who then steps on ant and no one notices but a random bunch of pigmy's in puthy hats.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky,Deplorable Infidel Queen at March 01, 2017 10:17 PM (fq4ih)

580 It was a great performance, but face it, it was a performance. What matters is what Trump does in office. If people are persuaded by a performance, then the Democrats can get back into office with a performer like they did in 2008 and 2012. I am not celebrating a performance. And trump got back at McCain who criticized the raid where Ryan Owens died big time. I support the military but not taking advantage of someone's misfortune to score points in a personal political feud.

Posted by: 938utghvh9y at March 01, 2017 11:16 PM (A0FR1)

581 As a former batt boy, I would have gone to O's SotU if commanded, but I'll be goddamned if they'd get anything other than a stone-faced stare out of me.

Posted by: Jason Fay at March 03, 2017 10:07 PM (2mgRB)

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