Another Male Feminist Accused of Sexual Misconduct

As we were just saying in the post below.

It's #Science.

Posted by: Ace at 05:34 PM

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1 Hello

Posted by: lindarising at March 01, 2017 05:36 PM (JNDQi)

2 Wow, everyone must be watching that giraffe

Posted by: lindarising at March 01, 2017 05:36 PM (JNDQi)

3 Alexa, Sammich - Now!

Posted by: garrett at March 01, 2017 05:37 PM (ktw54)

4 Still nothing from the baby tunnel...is it rape when baby goes through the baby chute?

Posted by: lindarising at March 01, 2017 05:37 PM (JNDQi)

5 Inadvertently willowed again.

Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at March 01, 2017 05:37 PM (enArR)

6 Couldn't happen to a more appropriate fellow.

Posted by: moki at March 01, 2017 05:37 PM (gfRCk)

7 Top 10 though!

Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at March 01, 2017 05:38 PM (enArR)

8 4 Still nothing from the baby tunnel...is it rape when baby goes through the baby chute?
Posted by: lindarising at March 01, 2017 05:37 PM (JNDQi)

For G*d's sake, do not give Planned Parenthood any ideas!!! They start shouting that nonsense!!

Posted by: moki at March 01, 2017 05:38 PM (gfRCk)

9 Isn't a male feminist a contradiction in terms? Or is a male feminist just pussy whipped. He's already not getting any.

Posted by: Old Blue release the KrakenTrump at March 01, 2017 05:38 PM (9iR5/)

10 The whole male feminist thing is a scam

Posted by: lindarising at March 01, 2017 05:38 PM (JNDQi)

11 T10. My work is done.

Posted by: Weasel at March 01, 2017 05:38 PM (Sfs6o)

12 Damnit!

Posted by: Weasel at March 01, 2017 05:39 PM (Sfs6o)

13 Yoni Baloney.

Posted by: garrett at March 01, 2017 05:40 PM (ktw54)

14 My theory that 100% of male feminist white knighting is a pathetic attempt to score with chicks by losers who have no game and can't get a woman by more traditional means.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 01, 2017 05:40 PM (OD2ni)

15 Ace sure is going to feel silly when after mocking the pregnant giraffe cam it gives birth to a lion.

Posted by: buzzion at March 01, 2017 05:41 PM (z/Ubi)

16 In case my prior thread comment didn't go through, I have inadvertently made it to hour 22 of my daily IF. Let's see if I can get to 24.

Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at March 01, 2017 05:41 PM (enArR)

17 14
My theory that 100% of male feminist white knighting is a pathetic
attempt to score with chicks by losers who have no game and can't get a
woman by more traditional means.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 01, 2017 05:40 PM (OD2ni)
What he said!

Posted by: Old Blue release the KrakenTrump at March 01, 2017 05:41 PM (9iR5/)

18 Just two words: what a dip stick!

What do you want for free? Accuracy?

Posted by: Killerdog at March 01, 2017 05:41 PM (7SC+O)

19 I was hoping this was about the side bar piece referencing toe sucking.

Posted by: Rex Ryan at March 01, 2017 05:43 PM (FqgrG)

20 14
My theory that 100% of male feminist white knighting is a pathetic
attempt to score with chicks by losers who have no game and can't get a
woman by more traditional means.

Only a pathetic loser, in a pathetic attempt to get chicks, would try to take credit for such a universally held view.

Loser. Get some game.

Posted by: pep at March 01, 2017 05:44 PM (LAe3v)

21 "19 I was hoping this was about the side bar piece referencing toe sucking.

Posted by: Rex Ryan"

Go on...

Posted by: Dick Morris at March 01, 2017 05:44 PM (OD2ni)

22 Did anyone like, check to see if the giraffe is really a female?

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at March 01, 2017 05:44 PM (yXZIP)

23 @4 is it rape when baby goes through the baby chute?
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If the baby's a male, then isn't there technically PIV?

Posted by: junior at March 01, 2017 05:45 PM (nsZ+m)

24 Also, has it occurred to nobody else that the giraffe is shy, and does not want to have the birth filmed?

Posted by: pep at March 01, 2017 05:45 PM (LAe3v)

25 What's up with the names in this thing?

Jamie - the girlyman - Kilstein

and the other person is Allison Kilkenny. What the hell did kenny ever do to her??

The whole article is funny to read just to see "Kilkenny told Kilstein .. to which Kilstein let Kilkenny ..." Kil, kil, kil, kil ... jamie, the girlyman.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 01, 2017 05:45 PM (zc3Db)

26 14
My theory that 100% of male feminist white knighting is a pathetic
attempt to score with chicks by losers who have no game and can't get a
woman by more traditional means.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 01, 2017 05:40 PM (OD2ni)

That's exactly it.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 01, 2017 05:45 PM (GX63o)

27 Pajama Boy is a male feminist. Do you think that dumb ass has been laid in the last twenty years. My money is on "NO!" He's still in his pajamas being served hot chocolate in his Mom's basement by his Mom, who is quite rightly thinking when will this pansy move out and get his own hot chocolate.

Posted by: Old Blue release the KrakenTrump at March 01, 2017 05:45 PM (9iR5/)

28 He's still in his pajamas being served hot chocolate in his Mom's
basement by his Mom.

I don't understand the problem.

Posted by: Howard W. at March 01, 2017 05:46 PM (LAe3v)

29 So did Allison kill Kenny? The bastard!

Posted by: Old Blue release the KrakenTrump at March 01, 2017 05:46 PM (9iR5/)

30 Two murderous Irishmen.

Kenny Kilpatrick and Patrick Kilkenny.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 01, 2017 05:47 PM (wPiJc)

31 She was begging for it!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 01, 2017 05:48 PM (4ErVI)

32 The bear in The Revenant had some issues with sexual misconduct. No means no.

Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at March 01, 2017 05:48 PM (nvMvs)

33 "Church of the Smiling Vagina" comedy routine?

I'll bet that some funny stuff.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 01, 2017 05:49 PM (wPiJc)

34 No means maybe.

Posted by: Warren Buffet at March 01, 2017 05:49 PM (FqgrG)

35 32
The bear in The Revenant had some issues

Didn't get invited to get its eyebrows plucked.

Posted by: Old Blue release the KrakenTrump at March 01, 2017 05:49 PM (9iR5/)

36 for the best male-feminist signalling you really can't top the Sinfest comic these days. the guy had his female protagonists serve Charlie Brown with a restraining order. (he was stalking the red haired girl.)

that takes some gall, to take the most put-upon character in all comic history, and to bully him more and tell him he deserves it.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 01, 2017 05:49 PM (2zumb)

37 >>"Church of the Smiling Vagina" comedy routine?

>>I'll bet that some funny stuff.

Depends on your tastes.

Posted by: garrett at March 01, 2017 05:49 PM (ktw54)

38 That giraffe baby won't be long.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 01, 2017 05:50 PM (wPiJc)

39 A comedian whose material includes something called "The Church of the Smiling Vagina."

Dude, that's not a smile, it's a rictus.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 01, 2017 05:50 PM (Zt8wa)

40 I'm moving on to new and exciting projects, like making license plates.

Posted by: Jamie Kilstein at March 01, 2017 05:50 PM (4ErVI)

41 All the good sandwich jokes have been done already.

Posted by: fluffy at March 01, 2017 05:50 PM (jw2Xw)

42 Sexual misconduct? With a Female?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 01, 2017 05:51 PM (O2RFr)

43 "Church of the Smiling Vagina"

why so serious?

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 01, 2017 05:51 PM (2zumb)

44 >Smiling Vagina

Say 'Cheese!'.

Posted by: Class Phtographer at March 01, 2017 05:51 PM (ktw54)

45
My theory that 100% of male feminist white knighting is a pathetic
attempt to score with chicks by losers who have no game and can't get a
woman by more traditional means.
Posted by: Benji Carver

That reminds me of a cartoon in Mad Magazine.
A guy goes to a protest march and checks out the ladies. He sees one he likes and makes note of the protest sign she is carrying. He quickly makes his own sign with the same message as hers. Next panel shows them lovingly marching together.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 01, 2017 05:52 PM (IqV8l)

46 >>All the good sandwich jokes have been done already.

At least 100 times each. Never stopped us before.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 01, 2017 05:52 PM (/tuJf)

47 >>> Say 'Cheese!'

Cheesy vagina: not good eatin'

Posted by: fluffy at March 01, 2017 05:52 PM (jw2Xw)

48 4 Still nothing from the baby tunnel...is it rape when baby goes through the baby chute?
Posted by: lindarising at March 01, 2017 05:37 PM (JNDQi)

I believe this has been asserted by one or more of the nuttier third wave feminists.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 01, 2017 05:52 PM (0mRoj)

49 All the good sandwich jokes have been done already.

At least 100 times each. Never stopped us before.

******

Recycling can save the planet.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 01, 2017 05:53 PM (wPiJc)

50 >>>>All the good sandwich jokes have been done already.

Well, there's no Chicken Parm Jokes, yet.

And that's the Best Sandwich.

Posted by: garrett at March 01, 2017 05:53 PM (ktw54)

51 for the best male-feminist signalling you really can't top the Sinfest comic these days. the guy had his female protagonists serve Charlie Brown with a restraining order. (he was stalking the red haired girl.)

that takes some gall, to take the most put-upon character in all comic history, and to bully him more and tell him he deserves it.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 01, 2017 05:49 PM (2zumb)

That's a shame. Sinfest used to be kind of funny.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 01, 2017 05:53 PM (Tnhbr)

52 Pajama Boy is a male feminist. Do you think that dumb ass has been laid in the last twenty years. My money is on "NO!"

Last time he had pussy was when pussy had him.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 01, 2017 05:54 PM (kca06)

53 47 >>> Say 'Cheese!'

Cheesy vagina: not good eatin'

Posted by: fluffy at March 01, 2017 05:52 PM (jw2Xw)

She's a vegetarian. It's vegemite.

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at March 01, 2017 05:54 PM (yXZIP)

54 And over here we'll paint a happy little vagina.

Posted by: Bob Ross, rule 39 at March 01, 2017 05:54 PM (wPiJc)

55 What did Kilstein actually do that was abusive? I saw references to him wanting his female employee to keep secrets from her boyfriend, but really nothing off the wall like inappropriate touching.

I need some more info on this douche, because the way it looks to me is that all these women ganged up on him, whether he deserves it or not. I think the fact that his ex-wife threw him under the bus is a tell.

Posted by: kallisto at March 01, 2017 05:55 PM (nNdYv)

56 Well, there's no Chicken Parm Jokes, yet.

And that's the Best Sandwich.
Posted by: garrett at March 01, 2017 05:53 PM (ktw54)

"Best Sandwich" is such a subjective thing, like "best movie", but I can't deny that wisdom was spoken here.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 01, 2017 05:55 PM (8nWyX)

57 Do I dare click on the link?

Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 01, 2017 05:56 PM (Om16U)

58 Back off, bitch. I'm a Male Feminist.

Posted by: Jamie Kilstein at March 01, 2017 05:56 PM (qJhUV)

59 Ummm, I'm gonna say the giraffe already had said baby. At least the pictures I saw yesterday were of a newborn baby giraffe.
Might want to check that...

Also, male feminist is a contradiction of terms, the correct terminology would be 'pussy', one who surrendered their man card in a failed attempt to get laid by a feminazi.

Posted by: Gmac - 'All politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at March 01, 2017 05:57 PM (t5mp+)

60 58
Back off, bitch. I'm a Male Feminist.

Posted by: Jamie Kilstein

Likely unbeatable in the octagon, too.

Posted by: pep at March 01, 2017 05:57 PM (LAe3v)

61 Is that momma giraffe going to breast feed in public?

Posted by: Muldoon at March 01, 2017 05:57 PM (wPiJc)

62 >>Well, there's no Chicken Parm Jokes, yet.

>>And that's the Best Sandwich.

While the Chicken Parm sandwich has much to proud of, there is only one best sandwich.

Day after Thanksgiving turkey, stuffing, mashed potato and gravy sandwich with mayo on country white bread. If you put Miracle Whip on this perfection you need to be horsewhipped.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 01, 2017 05:58 PM (/tuJf)

63 I assume they won't announce the sex of the baby Giraffe .. They'll have to wait to see what the baby decides it is...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 01, 2017 05:59 PM (O2RFr)

64 Do I dare click on the link?
Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 01, 2017 05:56 PM (Om16U)

It's harmless. An article about the allegations etc with a picture of a mewling wimp on a stage.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 01, 2017 06:00 PM (8nWyX)

65 I think we should pile on this prick and hound him out of the industry.

But....I am so suspicious of sexual misconduct charges that I wouldn't be surprised that these are, at the very least, overblown, and possibly outright fakes.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 01, 2017 06:01 PM (rF0hx)

66 Yeaaahhhhh - what did the guy do?
Think anyone who calls themselves a male feminist is a fool or a liar, but there's no details.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 01, 2017 06:01 PM (NOIQH)

67 50 >>>>All the good sandwich jokes have been done already.

Well, there's no Chicken Parm Jokes, yet.

And that's the Best Sandwich.
Posted by: garrett at March 01, 2017 05:53 PM (ktw54)
***
Banh mi would like a word with you.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 01, 2017 06:01 PM (lutOX)

68 >>> you need to be horsewhipped

That's extra.

Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker in a new career at March 01, 2017 06:02 PM (jw2Xw)

69 Misconduct? He didn't get the sexual activity consent form notarized when 'signed'?

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 01, 2017 06:02 PM (JO9+V)

70 I am so sick of these feminists. Especially the men. Weenie fuck faces. Fuck you, you fucking asshole. Ive been cooking and doing dishes all day. This is so I don't have to cook for the next few days. Tomorrow I have to dress in a suit (skirt) with resumes in hand and go to the job fair and try to find a fucking job. I still need to bring in 2 bags of pellets so I don't freeze tonight. Tomorrow afternoon, weather permitting, the garden needs turned and yard prep needs done. You can go fuck yourself in your fuckin pie hole and any other hole you have.

*grrrrr*

Posted by: Infidel at March 01, 2017 06:02 PM (ByNzS)

71 yeah i really can't do stuffing or mashed potatoes on bread. Or leftovers, really.

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at March 01, 2017 06:03 PM (U0lQa)

72 Men who go the feminist route are opportunists of one kind or another. Hard to feel sorry for him. Sometimes the womyn decide one of the drones has to be Made An Example Of. Could be that he totally deserves it, could be that that there's a revenge factor with the ex-wife. Whatever the truth, it's this lucky dude's turn to grovel while his life is ruined. Doesn't matter how many pink pussy hats he's worn in public, it will not help him one whit now that the Sisterhood has turned on him.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 01, 2017 06:03 PM (dargh)

73 Topical and typical, of not tropical. Where did this happen?

Posted by: Dang at March 01, 2017 06:03 PM (8b+oT)

74 Chicken parm you taste so good.

Posted by: Peyton Manning 5000th Commercial at March 01, 2017 06:03 PM (FqgrG)

75 50 >>>>All the good sandwich jokes have been done already.

Well, there's no Chicken Parm Jokes, yet.

And that's the Best Sandwich.
Posted by: garrett at March 01, 2017 05:53 PM (ktw54)
===
gah! meatloaf beats chicken parm by a mile

Posted by: the Butcher at March 01, 2017 06:03 PM (AGJqR)

76 And that's the Best Sandwich.

Posted by: garrett at March 01, 2017 05:53 PM (ktw54)

Don't be silly.

Vito's Deli (hoboken) prosciutto and mozarella, The Tattooed Moose's (Charleston) duck confit sandwich, or the croque monsieur at the Hotel Scribe in Paris.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 01, 2017 06:04 PM (rF0hx)

77 What Infidel said.

Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at March 01, 2017 06:04 PM (enArR)

78 sliced tri-tip
thinly sliced red onion
marinated, roasted red bell peppers
romaine leaves
sourdough

Posted by: concrete girl at March 01, 2017 06:04 PM (GAbZm)

79 Is theres a difference between Pajama Boy and Male Feminists?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 01, 2017 06:04 PM (J+eG2)

80 If feminists wanted equality they wouldn't call themselves feminists, they would call themselves humanists or something.

They want to dominate.

Posted by: davidt at March 01, 2017 06:04 PM (XoldI)

81 What Infidel said.

Posted by: Country Boy
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What did he say. I'm too tired to scroll.

Posted by: Dang at March 01, 2017 06:04 PM (8b+oT)

82 @4 is it rape when baby goes through the baby chute?
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If the baby's a male, then isn't there technically PIV?

Yup, that's totally rapey.

And if the baby is female, but later decides to identify as male, then it becomes rape again. I think the legal term is Rape En Passant.

Posted by: mikeski at March 01, 2017 06:05 PM (JmGsr)

83 >>Day after Thanksgiving turkey, stuffing, mashed potato and gravy sandwich with mayo on country white bread.

Meh.

It's no Chicken Parm.

Posted by: garrett at March 01, 2017 06:05 PM (ktw54)

84 sliced tri-tip

thinly sliced red onion

marinated, roasted red bell peppers

romaine leaves

sourdough

Posted by: concrete girl
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Where did the romaine go?

Posted by: Dang at March 01, 2017 06:05 PM (8b+oT)

85 What Infidel said.

Posted by: Country Boy
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What did he say. I'm too tired to scroll.
Posted by: Dang at March 01, 2017 06:04 PM (8b+oT)

Right above at 70.

Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at March 01, 2017 06:06 PM (enArR)

86 WHY WON'T YOU LET ME LOVE YOU?!?!?!

*crazy eyes*

Posted by: Jamie Kilstein at March 01, 2017 06:06 PM (4ErVI)

87 Liberal projection includes projecting their base instincts on others.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 01, 2017 06:06 PM (oVJmc)

88 my work here is done.

Posted by: garrett at March 01, 2017 06:06 PM (ktw54)

89 VIA, the short answer is no. The long answer is also no.

Posted by: Old Blue release the KrakenTrump at March 01, 2017 06:06 PM (9iR5/)

90 What Infidel said.

Posted by: Country Boy

-----

What did he say. I'm too tired to scroll.

Posted by: Dang at March 01, 2017 06:04 PM (8b+oT)

Right above at 70.

Posted by: Country Boy
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Can you just fax it to me?

Posted by: Dang at March 01, 2017 06:06 PM (8b+oT)

91 Damn you people and your sandwiches - all I can think about since last night's ONT is egg salad sandwiches and I'm not gonna be able to make any til tomorrow.

My stomach is growling.

Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at March 01, 2017 06:07 PM (enArR)

92 Just doing some numbers here and it looks like this thread is roughly 400% funnier than anything Jamie Kilstein has ever said.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 01, 2017 06:07 PM (4ErVI)

93 Oh, thank God we're not doing eggs anymore.
Hot pastrami on rye with spicy mustard and kraut and a half-sour pickle on the side, s'il vous plait.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 01, 2017 06:07 PM (8nWyX)

94 >>Day after Thanksgiving turkey, stuffing, mashed potato and gravy sandwich with mayo on country white bread.

Meh.

It's no Chicken Parm.

Posted by: garrett
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Never seen Chicken Porn. Is it hot?

Posted by: Dang at March 01, 2017 06:08 PM (8b+oT)

95
His feelz were genuine! And real feelz!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 01, 2017 06:08 PM (NVmJr)

96 less than 2 hours CB

Posted by: concrete girl at March 01, 2017 06:08 PM (GAbZm)

97 I get meatloaf sammies tomorrow.

Posted by: Infidel at March 01, 2017 06:08 PM (ByNzS)

98 >>Meh.

>>It's no Chicken Parm.

heathen

Posted by: JackStraw at March 01, 2017 06:09 PM (/tuJf)

99 This is just like Adam Carolla's theory. Rosie O'donnell had to do the cutey patooty chub club and ellen degeneress has to do the dancing shit. They are over compensating for the fact that they aren't that way at all.

Posted by: defjavidson at March 01, 2017 06:09 PM (aN7Co)

100 Reuben is the tits!

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 01, 2017 06:09 PM (JO9+V)

101 I have this to say to that giraffe in the sidebar:

Are you even pregnant, bro?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 01, 2017 06:10 PM (tHwdc)

102 Where did the romaine go?
Posted by: Dang at March 01, 2017 06:05 PM (8b+oT)

Right into the manatee.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 01, 2017 06:10 PM (8nWyX)

103 less than 2 hours CB
Posted by: concrete girl at March 01, 2017 06:08 PM (GAbZm)

I'll get there, I just need a distraction.

*unzips pants*

Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at March 01, 2017 06:10 PM (enArR)

104 I've got two words for you sandwich partisans:

Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato

Posted by: Muldoon at March 01, 2017 06:11 PM (wPiJc)

105 What did the philosophy student say to his women's studies major SJW girlfriend?

...

Deconstruct me a sandwich!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 01, 2017 06:11 PM (sK2fh)

106 Turkey sandwich needs Wonder Bread.

And a dab of sweet relish.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 01, 2017 06:11 PM (J+eG2)

107 Reuben has tits??

Posted by: fluffy at March 01, 2017 06:11 PM (jw2Xw)

108 Ate tuna salad sammiches today for lunch. Extra dolphin, hold the lettuce.

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at March 01, 2017 06:11 PM (yXZIP)

109 to thine ownself be true

Posted by: concrete girl at March 01, 2017 06:11 PM (GAbZm)

110 A male feminist is someone who is trying to score some poontang. Let's not pretend the guy's motivations are all high and mighty.

Posted by: Fritz at March 01, 2017 06:12 PM (YAPkP)

111 Pig ear sammich with mustard and black pepper.

mm mm

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at March 01, 2017 06:12 PM (KgpWR)

112 Yeah, what Infidel said.

There's not details - just that he is manipulative, predatory and doesn't respect boundaries.

That could mean he hugs for 5 seconds to long? Or maybe some crude flirting, and he wouldn't take "no" from them and stop? Or maybe he got really handsy and grabbed the guests? There not enough details, and I am sick of the whole "rape culture" redefinition of rape to the point that it could include an unwanted gaze.

If you're going to ruin someone's career you need to be more specific.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 01, 2017 06:12 PM (NOIQH)

113 Which came first, the Chicken Parm or the Egg Salad.

(just a rhetorical question, that might devolve into a theological argument)

Posted by: Muldoon at March 01, 2017 06:12 PM (wPiJc)

114 Rubens *painted* tits...

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 01, 2017 06:12 PM (2zumb)

115 The best sammich is the one on your plate.

Posted by: fluffy at March 01, 2017 06:12 PM (jw2Xw)

116 Fax to Dang:

#70 I am so sick of these feminists. Especially the men.
Weenie fuck faces. Fuck you, you fucking asshole. Ive been cooking and
doing dishes all day. This is so I don't have to cook for the next few
days. Tomorrow I have to dress in a suit (skirt) with resumes in hand
and go to the job fair and try to find a fucking job. I still need to
bring in 2 bags of pellets so I don't freeze tonight. Tomorrow
afternoon, weather permitting, the garden needs turned and yard prep
needs done. You can go fuck yourself in your fuckin pie hole and any
other hole you have.

*grrrrr*

Posted by: Infidel at March 01, 2017 06:02 PM (ByNzS)

cc: Miley

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 01, 2017 06:12 PM (tHwdc)

117 the cartilage gives it that ear-splitting crunch

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at March 01, 2017 06:13 PM (KgpWR)

118 "A male feminist is someone who is trying to score some poontang. Let's not pretend the guy's motivations are all high and mighty."

Imagonnago with the theory that he just doesn't want to get his ass kicked by a girl.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 01, 2017 06:13 PM (J+eG2)

119 The best sammich is the one on your plate.

Or the one someone else makes for you...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 01, 2017 06:13 PM (O2RFr)

120 95

His feelz were genuine! And real feelz!

Yeah, get me in the ring with his feelz, mother fucker, I have some pissedoffedness to work thru because of effeminate mother fuckers like that. This world is going on the crazy train to hell and I will be damned if I'm going with the fuckin mincing ponces down those tracks.

Posted by: Infidel at March 01, 2017 06:13 PM (ByNzS)

121 65 I think we should pile on this prick and hound him out of the industry.

But....I am so suspicious of sexual misconduct charges that I wouldn't be surprised that these are, at the very least, overblown, and possibly outright fakes.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 01, 2017 06:01 PM (rF0hx)

66 Yeaaahhhhh - what did the guy do?
Think anyone who calls themselves a male feminist is a fool or a liar, but there's no details.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 01, 2017 06:01 PM (NOIQH)

*shrugs*

I don't know, I think the feministas are just doing their she-wolf pack thing and attacking the guy. Which is fine with me. He deserves public shaming just for the fact that he named his play Smiling Vagina.

Yeah and you're a giggling cvnt, knucklehead.

Posted by: kallisto at March 01, 2017 06:14 PM (nNdYv)

122

Note to "male feminists": She's still not gonna let you touch her boobs.

Posted by: imp at March 01, 2017 06:15 PM (XIXZz)

123 What was this guy's crime?
Didn't see it mentioned anywhere.

Posted by: Khat Man Chu at March 01, 2017 06:15 PM (v5bNs)

124 I think it's time for me to step away.

Posted by: Infidel at March 01, 2017 06:16 PM (ByNzS)

125 (just a rhetorical question, that might devolve into a theological argument)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 01, 2017 06:12 PM (wPiJc)

As a first-order approximation, I'm guessing that some form of "egg salad" is older than Parma itself. But Chicken Parm has nothing to do with Parma whatsoever, i don't think.

Now i'm hungry.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 01, 2017 06:16 PM (sK2fh)

126 "Note to "male feminists": She's still not gonna let you touch her boobs."

And you can't borrow her Pussy Hat.

You have to knit your own.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 01, 2017 06:16 PM (J+eG2)

127 Day after Thanksgiving turkey, stuffing, mashed potato and gravy sandwich with mayo on country white bread. If you put Miracle Whip on this perfection you need to be horsewhipped.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 01, 2017 05:58 PM (/tuJf)
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Take off the potatoes and gravy, and add in the cranberry sauce, and then you'll have perfection.

Posted by: bluebell at March 01, 2017 06:17 PM (sBOL1)

128 123
What was this guy's crime?

Didn't see it mentioned anywhere.

Posted by: Khat Man Chu at March 01, 2017 06:15 PM (v5bNs)
Criminal doing stupid shit to get laid in the first degree.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 01, 2017 06:17 PM (GX63o)

129 At times like these I think back on our woman-loving "First Black President".

Clenis.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at March 01, 2017 06:18 PM (KgpWR)

130 "What was this guy's crime? "

Sounds like he was being a Mean Girl.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 01, 2017 06:19 PM (J+eG2)

131 Infidel, I feel for you. Also looking for work and just missed out on the most interesting one I've seen in a year. On the other hand, I don't need to worry about freezing, and since my garden is on a balcony, I was able to do my spring prep yesterday afternoon. All done.

As a wise (ass) man once said, you just gotta keep on slogging and you'll get there.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 01, 2017 06:19 PM (tHwdc)

132 Best sandwich - being between the two slices of Christina Hendricks and Kate Upton

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 01, 2017 06:19 PM (JO9+V)

133 What was this guy's crime?
Didn't see it mentioned anywhere.
Posted by: Khat Man Chu at March 01, 2017 06:15 PM (v5bNs)

He's a male feminist who has a stand-up routine called the Church of the Smiling Vagina.

There are also "allegations of him preying upon, manipulating, and emotionally abusing women", but mostly the first bit.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 01, 2017 06:19 PM (8nWyX)

134 Sounds like someone has to turn in their pussy hat.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 01, 2017 06:20 PM (qJhUV)

135 "Best sandwich - being between the two slices of Christina Hendricks and Kate Upton"

Them two is about as White Bread as it gets.

Don't forget the mayo.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 01, 2017 06:20 PM (J+eG2)

136 132 Best sandwich - being between the two slices of Christina Hendricks and Kate Upton
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 01, 2017 06:19 PM (JO9+V)

"Hold the pickle? Don't mind if I dooo!"

(badump-psshhhh)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 01, 2017 06:20 PM (sK2fh)

137 >>Take off the potatoes and gravy, and add in the cranberry sauce, and then you'll have perfection.

What's wrong with you people. I give you God's own perfection, the most American sandwich there could possibly be, and all you want to do is screw around with it or worse, substitute it for some semi-Italian sandwich.

Why do you all hate America?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 01, 2017 06:21 PM (/tuJf)

138 Thanks Miley.

What was this guy's crime?

Didn't see it mentioned anywhere.

Posted by: Khat Man Chu

Acting like a pussy instead of a man. Grow a nut sack. Why is that so hard to understand? Guess I'm just a throw back.

Posted by: Infidel at March 01, 2017 06:21 PM (ByNzS)

139 132
Best sandwich - being between the two slices of Christina Hendricks and Kate Upton

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 01, 2017 06:19 PM (JO9+V)

Garrett, come back. Your chicken parm just got BTFO.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 01, 2017 06:21 PM (GX63o)

140 >>Best sandwich - being between the two slices of Christina Hendricks and Kate Upton

Needs Moar Butter

Posted by: Marlon Brando at March 01, 2017 06:22 PM (ktw54)

141 Remember Ira Einhorn, the hippie dippy groovy Earth Day guy, who had his dead girlfriend in a trunk in the closet.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 01, 2017 06:22 PM (oVJmc)

142 You all see that ValJar moved in with Barry and the Mooch?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 01, 2017 06:23 PM (O2RFr)

143 "Best sandwich - being between the two slices of Christina Hendricks and Kate Upton"
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But they are people not bread.

I don't understand.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at March 01, 2017 06:23 PM (KgpWR)

144 CNN bends a knee to Trump

https://youtu.be/07xVUL3F0o8

The banner on the bottom is not real, but it is hilarious.
"Breaking: Man with Jews in his family is against antisemitism"

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 01, 2017 06:23 PM (VdICR)

145 Guilty!

*slams gavel*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 01, 2017 06:23 PM (8ZskC)

146 >>What was this guy's crime?
Didn't see it mentioned anywhere.

No details. Just charges of being "abusive," "manipulative," and "predatory."
There's a real "The Crucible" vibe to the charges and lack of specifics, and then everyone on twitter piling on based on these vague charges.

I'm sure the guy is a douche (just look at that hipster beard and tattoo sleeves!), but the current feminist paradigm of "guilty until proven innocent", where the accused really can't defend themselves, is messed up.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 01, 2017 06:23 PM (NOIQH)

147 Both kiddos have the flu, and the hubby is feeling feverish. To quote Ace: " Fuck you, Life."

Posted by: Jmel at March 01, 2017 06:23 PM (OeWgo)

148
Pig ear sammich with mustard and black pepper.
mm mm
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her!

Ouch!

Posted by: Vincent Van Swine at March 01, 2017 06:24 PM (IqV8l)

149 142
You all see that ValJar moved in with Barry and the Mooch?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 01, 2017 06:23 PM (O2RFr)

Best sandwiches ever!

Posted by: ProgTard at March 01, 2017 06:24 PM (GX63o)

150 Why do you all hate America?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 01, 2017 06:21 PM (/tuJf)
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Nothing more American about that sandwich than the cranberry sauce, h8r.

Posted by: bluebell at March 01, 2017 06:24 PM (sBOL1)

151 An interesting side note. When I was bar-tending in Country Western nightclubs back in the 80's, we would get these "feminist" type womyn come to the club. Wouldn't give the time of day to guys who I knew had good jobs, stable, and polite. But let some green toothed skanky unemployed jerk start hitting them up to buy him drinks and they were all over him, especially if he was a fighter that routinely got kicked out of the bar. Then six weeks later, they would come in and be all broken hearted because he left them for some other gal that would buy him drinks and let him shack up for a while.
*Note, they all tried to clean him up and change his attitude*
I could only shake my head and keep serving drinks.

Posted by: Old Blue release the KrakenTrump at March 01, 2017 06:24 PM (9iR5/)

152 Feminist-ology would be an interesting field. Maybe Women's Studies Studies? Studying, recording and systematizing all the neuroses and perversions of these so-called academics.

I think Stacy McCain is already kinda doing that.

Maybe I'll get rich and start a foundation.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 01, 2017 06:24 PM (sK2fh)

153 IT'S ABOUT SEX, NOT A LITERAL SANDWICH.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 01, 2017 06:25 PM (VdICR)

154 Is it worse when the guy who grabs your boob is a feminist?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 01, 2017 06:25 PM (8ZskC)

155 >>You all see that ValJar moved in with Barry and the Mooch?

Uh, whaaaaat?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 01, 2017 06:25 PM (NOIQH)

156 >>> But they are people not bread.

Both are quite edible and go well with butter.

Are you even paying attention? ;--)

Posted by: fluffy at March 01, 2017 06:25 PM (jw2Xw)

157 You have to knit your own.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 01, 2017 06:16 PM (J+eG2)

She might let you use the yarn she's got stuffed in her vagina, though.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 01, 2017 06:26 PM (0mRoj)

158 "Church of the Smiling Vagina." Yeah, sounds like some real funny shit right there.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 01, 2017 06:26 PM (8ZskC)

159 Ouch!

Posted by: Vincent Van Swine

******

Shouldn't that be Vincent Van Hogh?

Posted by: Muldoon at March 01, 2017 06:26 PM (wPiJc)

160 158 "Church of the Smiling Vagina." Yeah, sounds like some real funny shit right there.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 01, 2017 06:26 PM (8ZskC)

If your vagina smiles for more than four hours, consult your doctor.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 01, 2017 06:27 PM (sK2fh)

161 158
"Church of the Smiling Vagina." Yeah, sounds like some real funny shit right there.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 01, 2017 06:26 PM (8ZskC)

Every time I read that I read, "Church of the Smelling Vagina," and I think, "like serpent handling and shit?"

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 01, 2017 06:28 PM (GX63o)

162 160 158 "Church of the Smiling Vagina." Yeah, sounds like some real funny shit right there.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 01, 2017 06:26 PM (8ZskC)

If your vagina smiles for more than four hours, consult your doctor.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 01, 2017 06:27 PM (sK2fh)

But it's a permanent vertical smile.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 01, 2017 06:28 PM (0mRoj)

163 Vito's Deli (hoboken) prosciutto and mozarella, The Tattooed Moose's (Charleston) duck confit sandwich, or the croque monsieur at the Hotel Scribe in Paris.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 01, 2017 06:04 PM (rF0hx)

Ah, Vito's! But you gotta cawl it a prosciutto and mutz. They got great mutz at Vito's. Hoboken has a Mutzfest every year.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 01, 2017 06:28 PM (dargh)

164 I imagine Bill Burr's act would make this guy's act his bitch.

Posted by: Ugarte at March 01, 2017 06:28 PM (08Did)

165
Both are quite edible and go well with butter.

===

What are?

Girls ?

Is this a cannibal joke?

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at March 01, 2017 06:29 PM (KgpWR)

166 "She might let you use the yarn she's got stuffed in her vagina, though."

Well, there ya go.

Not much more to be said .

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 01, 2017 06:29 PM (J+eG2)

167
You have to knit your own.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 01, 2017 06:16 PM (J+eG2)

She might let you use the yarn she's got stuffed in her vagina, though.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 01, 2017 06:26 PM (0mRoj)

Was waiting for that one. Thank you!

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 01, 2017 06:29 PM (JO9+V)

168 >>Nothing more American about that sandwich than the cranberry sauce, h8r.

Don't get snippy with me, missy. My old home was surrounded by cranberry bogs. I don't need any lectures from you foreigners about America!

That's right, we Massachuesttsians invented the cranberry, the turkey, the lobster, stuffing, mashed potatoes .. hell, we invented Thanksgiving! And I'm telling you there is no cranberry sauce on next days Thanksgiving turkey sandwich. It just isn't done.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 01, 2017 06:29 PM (/tuJf)

169 >>>Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato
Posted by: Muldoon at March 01, 2017 06:11 PM (wPiJc)

We went to this kind of semi-fancy tourist joint recently and my daughter got a BLT that had 1 inch of think cut, high quality bacon on it. I shit you not. \(0,o)/

Posted by: Max Power at March 01, 2017 06:29 PM (QCc6B)

170 Ah, Vito's! But you gotta cawl it a prosciutto and mutz. They got great mutz at Vito's. Hoboken has a Mutzfest every year.
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 01, 2017 06:28 PM (dargh)

Vito, he was a finook!

Posted by: Tony Soprano at March 01, 2017 06:29 PM (0mRoj)

171 Just had the best cocktail to chase away the spring vapors: the Winter Spiced Sazerac. Rye, Absinthe, orange peel, and spices.

I'm feeling expansive, embracing the now, man, and maybe giving it a little tongue.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 01, 2017 06:30 PM (EnKk6)

172
>>You all see that ValJar moved in with Barry and the Mooch?

They're bringing back Three's Company?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 01, 2017 06:30 PM (IqV8l)

173 several women who have accused Jamie of being manipulative, emotionally abusive, and predatory in his behavior.

Meh. Not exactly bowled over by the spew of partisan adjectives that substitute for actual, you know, facts. This Kilstein homo and theses bunny-boilers feminist chicks probably richly deserve each other.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 01, 2017 06:30 PM (8ZskC)

174 no cranberry sauce on next days Thanksgiving turkey sandwich. It just isn't done.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 01, 2017 06:29 PM (/tuJf)

None on mine, case there's never any left...

Hooray for mooted points!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 01, 2017 06:31 PM (sK2fh)

175 Terms like "male feminist" are super helpful to women.

Let's say you're a conservative single female.

You meet a guy who seems nice. He likes you, and asks you out.

You ask: "would you consider yourself a male feminist?"

Yes= no date
No-= date

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at March 01, 2017 06:31 PM (J5mC3)

176 I'm feeling expansive, embracing the now, man, and maybe giving it a little tongue.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 01, 2017 06:30 PM (EnKk6)

Oh my...please, continue.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 01, 2017 06:31 PM (0mRoj)

177 But it's a permanent vertical smile.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 01, 2017 06:28 PM (0mRoj)

I saw Permanent Vertical Smile open for...

yeah, actually I'm not going to finish that.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 01, 2017 06:31 PM (8nWyX)

178 SOCK OFF, CAPS ON.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 01, 2017 06:31 PM (VdICR)

179 >>Nothing more American about that sandwich than the cranberry sauce, h8r.

Don't get snippy with me, missy. My old home was surrounded by
cranberry bogs. I don't need any lectures from you foreigners about
America!

That's right, we Massachuesttsians invented the cranberry, the
turkey, the lobster, stuffing, mashed potatoes .. hell, we invented
Thanksgiving! And I'm telling you there is no cranberry sauce on next
days Thanksgiving turkey sandwich. It just isn't done.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 01, 2017 06:29 PM (/tuJf)

Beg to disagree. Cranberry jelly with the can indentations still fresh is the bees knees on a T-giving turkey sammich.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 01, 2017 06:31 PM (JO9+V)

180 Was waiting for that one. Thank you!
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 01, 2017 06:29 PM (JO9+V)

I aim to please.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 01, 2017 06:32 PM (0mRoj)

181 176
I'm feeling expansive, embracing the now, man, and maybe giving it a little tongue.

====

The Mexicans call it "lengua." Makes a fine sammich!

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at March 01, 2017 06:32 PM (KgpWR)

182 >>Beg to disagree. Cranberry jelly with the can indentations still fresh is the bees knees on a T-giving turkey sammich.

Canned?

I'm not going to even dignify this with a response.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 01, 2017 06:32 PM (/tuJf)

183 >>You all see that ValJar moved in with Barry and the Mooch?

Is this a thing?

I kinda hope this is a thing. I don't know why, I just love this idea. Why do I love the idea that this could be a thing?

The comedic potential? The sheer absurdity of it?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 01, 2017 06:33 PM (sK2fh)

184 175 Terms like "male feminist" are super helpful to women.

Let's say you're a conservative single female.

You meet a guy who seems nice. He likes you, and asks you out.

You ask: "would you consider yourself a male feminist?"

Yes= no date
No-= date

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at March 01, 2017 06:31 PM (J5mC3)

Same applies for women. Asking if they're a feminist is a first-round elimination question.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 01, 2017 06:33 PM (0mRoj)

185 Where did the romaine go?
Posted by: Dang at March 01, 2017 06:05 PM (8b+oT)

She married Jerry O'Connell.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 01, 2017 06:34 PM (dargh)

186 Posted by: JuJuBee at March 01, 2017 06:28 PM (dargh)

Yeah....but some people around here might not know what the hell "mutz" is.

Fiore's supposedly has mutz that is as good, if not better.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 01, 2017 06:34 PM (rF0hx)

187 185 Where did the romaine go?
Posted by: Dang at March 01, 2017 06:05 PM (8b+oT)

She married Jerry O'Connell.
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 01, 2017 06:34 PM (dargh)

I heard romaine's been mixing it up with someone named Caesar on the side.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 01, 2017 06:35 PM (0mRoj)

188
Yeah....but some people around here might not know what the hell "mutz" is.

Ha Haaaa

Posted by: Nelson Mutz at March 01, 2017 06:36 PM (IqV8l)

189 187. The Paolo, he has many names....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 01, 2017 06:36 PM (lutOX)

190 hrmf. hot water heater is done broke.

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at March 01, 2017 06:36 PM (U0lQa)

191 And I'm telling you there is no cranberry sauce on next days Thanksgiving turkey sandwich. It just isn't done.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 01, 2017 06:29 PM (/tuJf)
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I'm sure your ancestors are spinning in their graves to hear such heresy, but never mind.

Hey, I was just up there and saw an article in the Globe about how Plimouth Plantation is gearing up for the 400th anniversary of the landing. Dripping with multicultural diversity in every word. Sounds like it will be ridiculous beyond all imagining.

Posted by: bluebell at March 01, 2017 06:37 PM (sBOL1)

192 A male feminist is actually a feminist male. Its a horse and cart thingy.

Posted by: colfax mingo at March 01, 2017 06:37 PM (+ucSt)

193 I heard romaine's been mixing it up with someone named Caesar on the side.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 01, 2017 06:35 PM (0mRoj)

Somebody's gonna end up with egg on their face.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 01, 2017 06:38 PM (dargh)

194 Been busy with life this afternoon.

From the pic at the link, the guy looks like he could go both ways. Perhaps he's closeted and taking out his frustration on the women who are unfortunate to come in contact with him.

Just asking questions.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2017 06:38 PM (PY9jH)

195 I got ya "male feminism! Right HERE!!!

Posted by: Vinny Boombatz: Male Feminist at March 01, 2017 06:38 PM (qJhUV)

196 While we were all watching April the giraffe in NY a different giraffe in Colorado had a baby last night...unexpectedly! Small fellow named Dobby, 5 feet tall, 73 lbs. he is on the small side.....

Posted by: lindarising at March 01, 2017 06:38 PM (JNDQi)

197 More interested in hot water heater but guessing a responce isn't possible.

Posted by: Skip at March 01, 2017 06:38 PM (HDU3V)

198 Best sammich evah: Thick cut baloney from the role on Wonder bread while fishing with my uncle.

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at March 01, 2017 06:39 PM (yXZIP)

199 "Plymouth Rock" is what comes out of the 8-track tape deck in a '87 Duster.

Don't know who these "Pilgrim" folks are though. I think John Wayne had something to do with it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 01, 2017 06:39 PM (sK2fh)

200

WOMAN ON FNC ALL STAR PANEL HAS SWASTIKA ON HER FACE!!

Posted by: Sally Kohn at March 01, 2017 06:39 PM (IqV8l)

201 "Nevertheless, he persisted!"

Posted by: Lizzy at March 01, 2017 06:39 PM (NOIQH)

202 196. Master has given Dobby a sock. Dobby is a free elf!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 01, 2017 06:40 PM (lutOX)

203 hrmf. hot water heater is done broke.

===

Sorry man. Best wishes for her speedy recovery.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at March 01, 2017 06:40 PM (KgpWR)

204 I came across a recipe on the interwebs this evening that has me intrigued.

Deviled eggs with a "twist." The whites are dipped in bread crumbs and deep fried, cooled, and then stuffed.

My husband said, "Don't even think about it."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2017 06:40 PM (PY9jH)

205 Does a smiling vagina have bright white teeth? If so I prefer a melancholy vagina.

Posted by: colfax mingo at March 01, 2017 06:40 PM (+ucSt)

206 >>Hey, I was just up there and saw an article in the Globe about how Plimouth Plantation is gearing up for the 400th anniversary of the landing. Dripping with multicultural diversity in every word. Sounds like it will be ridiculous beyond all imagining.

See any lighthouses?

I can't say I'm surprised about anything in MA, even Plimouth Plantation, going multi-culti. The state has been consumed with political correctness for a long time now.

They can suck the joy, reality and romance out of anything and seemed determined to do just that.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 01, 2017 06:41 PM (/tuJf)

207 Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 01, 2017 06:23 PM (VdICR)

That was a good vid

Posted by: kallisto at March 01, 2017 06:41 PM (nNdYv)

208 You guys and your fancy sandwiches. My absolute favorite is dry wheat bread with 2 slices cotto salami, thick cheddar cheese and potato chips. I could eat those everyday.

Posted by: Molly k. at March 01, 2017 06:41 PM (9H4KE)

209 Just tryin' to get me some xtail.

Posted by: Male Feminist D-bag at March 01, 2017 06:41 PM (Tyii7)

210 No lighthouses, not much of anything really as my husband and I both came down with the flu. Worst trip ever.

I did wave in your general direction as we barreled down 95 though.

Posted by: bluebell at March 01, 2017 06:42 PM (sBOL1)

211 I am well versed in hot water heaters, I only get about 2 years out of them so am replacing them like light bulbs

Posted by: Skip at March 01, 2017 06:42 PM (HDU3V)

212 At this rate of reproduction giraffes will soon rule the world.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 01, 2017 06:42 PM (wPiJc)

213 Fiore's supposedly has mutz that is as good, if not better.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 01, 2017 06:34 PM (rF0hx)

I've heard that. I keep meaning to try them, but when we want subs the family says "We want Vito's!" and that's that.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 01, 2017 06:42 PM (dargh)

214 If Val Jar moved in it's because she didn't want to pay for her own security.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 01, 2017 06:43 PM (AZS0V)

215 Posted by: Molly k. at March 01, 2017 06:41 PM (9H4KE)

ahh, the joy of potato chips on a hoagie. There's these redskin potato chips that go well on deli subs.

Posted by: kallisto at March 01, 2017 06:43 PM (nNdYv)

216 Allison Kilkenny announced that Kilstein would be leaving the program

Kilkenny, who is also Kilstein's ex-wife

Kilkenny ...asked Kilstein to leave the show, seek therapy, and apologize publicly

ex-wife? WTF

did they bury the lede?

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at March 01, 2017 06:43 PM (3OAG2)

217 Get better soon, bluebell. Traveling while sick sucks.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2017 06:43 PM (PY9jH)

218 The Giraffe is a lie.

Posted by: ghbucky at March 01, 2017 06:43 PM (D2q91)

219 177
I saw Permanent Vertical Smile open for...

yeah, actually I'm not going to finish that.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 01, 2017 06:31 PM (8nWyX)

The Dickies?

Posted by: rickl at March 01, 2017 06:44 PM (sdi6R)

220
I swish my tail to the left, then I swish my tail to the right.

Posted by: April The Giraffe at March 01, 2017 06:44 PM (yfObW)

221 Best sandwich - being between the two slices of Christina Hendricks and Kate Upton

Can I have that with a side order of Christina Aguilera?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 01, 2017 06:45 PM (4ErVI)

222 215 Posted by: Molly k. at March 01, 2017 06:41 PM (9H4KE)

ahh, the joy of potato chips on a hoagie. There's these redskin potato chips that go well on deli subs.

Posted by: kallisto at March 01, 2017 06:43 PM (nNdYv)

Go on.

Posted by: Injun Liz Warren at March 01, 2017 06:45 PM (yXZIP)

223 >>I did wave in your general direction as we barreled down 95 though.

Let me know next time, assuming you aren't carrying diseases, and I'll take you guys to lunch or show you around the area. I'll even show you my lighthouse.

Get your minds out of the gutter, morons. It's a real lighthouse.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 01, 2017 06:45 PM (/tuJf)

224 At this rate of reproduction giraffes will soon rule the world.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 01, 2017 06:42 PM (wPiJc)

I wouldn't stick out my neck with a prediction like that.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 01, 2017 06:45 PM (8ZskC)

225 Way O/T

There was a poster, maybe a few posters, who have said they think pundit Mollie Hemingway is hot. I'm female, and I think she is attractive but I thought it was her intelligence that made her appealing. But tonight on the Brett Bairer show she has a different hairstyle, and she looks like Natalie Wood with this different hair, so I can see what you found attractive. However, I think it is her intelligence,too!

In that regard, I think women look for intelligence and a good sense of humor in a man-lots of other things too, but those are key. What do men look for? Are looks first second or third? Just curious!

Posted by: Chilling the most at March 01, 2017 06:45 PM (Cl52v)

226 Are we sure April is preggers? She seems awfully comfortable for being in "labor."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2017 06:45 PM (PY9jH)

227 193 I heard romaine's been mixing it up with someone named Caesar on the side.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 01, 2017 06:35 PM (0mRoj)

Somebody's gonna end up with egg on their face.
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 01, 2017 06:38 PM (dargh)

hamirite?

Posted by: the Butcher at March 01, 2017 06:45 PM (AGJqR)

228 Thanks, Jane. You're right, it does. We came home yesterday and I was hoping to get stuff done - my house is a wreck - but I had to go back to bed. This crud hangs on.

Posted by: bluebell at March 01, 2017 06:45 PM (sBOL1)

229 I swish my tail to the left, then I swish my tail to the right.

And we have been duly informed as to what comes next.

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at March 01, 2017 06:46 PM (Tyii7)

230 Rest and take care of yourself, bluebell. Lots of fluids, chicken soup, etc.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2017 06:46 PM (PY9jH)

231
Now I'm lying down.
Draw Me Like One of Your French Girls.

Posted by: April The Giraffe at March 01, 2017 06:46 PM (yfObW)

232 >>If Val Jar moved in it's because she didn't want to pay for her own security.

....or that Obama can't do his job without her. Still.
....or that one of the other Obamas won't really be living there.
I'm betting it's Michelle, that she'll find a reason to spend some time in Chicago or Hollywood?

....or maybe Michelle's mom finally moved out and the Obamas need a nanny?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 01, 2017 06:47 PM (NOIQH)

233 226 Are we sure April is preggers? She seems awfully comfortable for being in "labor."

Take note: the giraffe cam promises that 'April the Giraffe is expecting a calf!"

What they aren't telling us is that she conceived last week.

Posted by: ghbucky at March 01, 2017 06:47 PM (D2q91)

234 I welcome our giraffe overlords as long as they are not transgendery.

Posted by: colfax mingo at March 01, 2017 06:47 PM (+ucSt)

235 Woah. Just looking at Roseanne Barr's Twitter feed (don't ask) and holy cripes, she's a full-blown Trump fan?

And she's not getting torn to pieces over this?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 01, 2017 06:47 PM (ul9CR)

236 April is being an attention whore.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2017 06:48 PM (PY9jH)

237 Would love that, JackStraw - thanks! I'll even bring the cranberry sauce (homemade) for the sandwiches.

Posted by: bluebell at March 01, 2017 06:48 PM (sBOL1)

238 235 Woah. Just looking at Roseanne Barr's Twitter feed (don't ask) and holy cripes, she's a full-blown Trump fan?

And she's not getting torn to pieces over this?

Why do I feel like this is a trap?

Posted by: ghbucky at March 01, 2017 06:48 PM (D2q91)

239 Giraffe baby will be born on March 2nd, 3rd and 4th.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 01, 2017 06:48 PM (wPiJc)

240 The ValJar thing is too f' in weird.

Posted by: Skip at March 01, 2017 06:48 PM (HDU3V)

241 Giraffe's are pregnant for 15 months and all those words under the video never do tell us when she's expecting.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 01, 2017 06:49 PM (ul9CR)

242 Fuck the Obamas, I'm sick of them can we just flush and be done with them?

Posted by: Killerdog at March 01, 2017 06:49 PM (7SC+O)

243 In that regard, I think women look for intelligence and a good sense of humor in a man-lots of other things too, but those are key. What do men look for? Are looks first second or third? Just curious!
Posted by: Chilling the most at March 01, 2017 06:45 PM (Cl52v)
My guess is looks first and foremost.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 01, 2017 06:49 PM (u8Ywb)

244 mollie hemingway is not hot. she may be "sexy" but that is based upon hit intellect, not her aesthetics.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2017 06:49 PM (cPsPa)

245

At the rodeo when the cows are fixin to give birth a giant snot glob comes out first, like a two foot slug. The mucus plug. Takes forever even when the snot is coming out

Posted by: ThunderB at March 01, 2017 06:49 PM (Z6jIs)

246 I'm wondering how in the heck the veterinarian gets her hooves up in those dang stirrups.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 01, 2017 06:49 PM (wPiJc)

247 In that regard, I think women look for intelligence
and a good sense of humor in a man-lots of other things too, but those
are key. What do men look for? Are looks first second or third? Just
curious!

Posted by: Chilling the most at March 01, 2017 06:45 PM (Cl52v)
Based on my experience as a bartender, easy is the first thing guys look for. Bewbs are a close second.

Posted by: Old Blue release the KrakenTrump at March 01, 2017 06:49 PM (9iR5/)

248 about that Politico story on the sidebar - Miss Linsey wants to require 2020 candidates to release tax returns.

what the actual bleep does Soros have on that boy? What he's doing is above and beyond normal intraparty opposition to a newly elected president.

It's like he's somebody's bitch, for realz. Like someone has him on the end of a string.

Posted by: kallisto at March 01, 2017 06:49 PM (nNdYv)

249 But which parts first Muldoon?
I guess legs on March 2,
Body March 3
Head March 4

Posted by: Skip at March 01, 2017 06:50 PM (HDU3V)

250
If you want to see the special me in 4K sign up and become member.

Posted by: April The Giraffe at March 01, 2017 06:50 PM (yfObW)

251
Can I have that with a side order of Christina Aguilera?

===

What's the deal with mixing up girl's names with sandwiches?

This thread makes no sense.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at March 01, 2017 06:50 PM (KgpWR)

252 More on the strange-new-respect file

Cynthia McKinney: "If Trump Goes After High-Level Pedophiles, It Will Take Down Dems & Repubs"

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 01, 2017 06:50 PM (6FqZa)

253 Hoo, hoo, hah.
Hoo, hoo, hah.
Hoo, hoo, hah.

Posted by: April's baby daddy doing LaMaze. at March 01, 2017 06:50 PM (wPiJc)

254 >>>>You all see that ValJar moved in with Barry and the Mooch?

They're bringing back Three's Company?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Except I really am gay.

Posted by: Barry at March 01, 2017 06:50 PM (/Nite)

255 At the rodeo when the cows are fixin to give birth a giant snot glob comes out first, like a two foot slug. The mucus plug. Takes forever even when the snot is coming out

That's really disgusting. No wonder I hate ungulates.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 01, 2017 06:51 PM (8ZskC)

256 240; well, the iranians are paying for the digs, so not really.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 01, 2017 06:51 PM (KP5rU)

257 If someone told me fifteen years ago that I'd be giving thumbs-up to Roseann Barr and Cynthia McKinney today, I'd have asked him what drugs he was on.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 01, 2017 06:51 PM (6FqZa)

258 sure valjar moved in with the obamas. who else was going to do obamas astrology charts and give him his daily readings? no way he was going to spend his own money on 1800psychic.

she is a slightly uglier, nastier version of rasputin.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2017 06:51 PM (cPsPa)

259 But which parts first Muldoon?
I guess legs on March 2,
Body March 3
Head March 4

Posted by: Skip

*****

Legs first? Once again into the breech...

Posted by: April's baby daddy doing LaMaze. at March 01, 2017 06:52 PM (wPiJc)

260 Mooch and ValJar have something going?
Na, it has to be Barak. Maybe ValJar is a surrogate mommy

Posted by: Skip at March 01, 2017 06:52 PM (HDU3V)

261 If someone told me fifteen years ago that I'd be giving thumbs-up to Roseann Barr and Cynthia McKinney today, I'd have asked him what drugs he was on.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo

well, no one would have guessed you were going t go without sex for fifteen years.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2017 06:52 PM (cPsPa)

262 Anyway, I figure April is ready to blow when she has a snotty bum

Posted by: ThunderB at March 01, 2017 06:52 PM (Z6jIs)

263 >>>My guess is looks first and foremost.

I think it's looks and a shared sense of being on the same page. A knowing look.

Posted by: Max Power at March 01, 2017 06:52 PM (QCc6B)

264 251
Can I have that with a side order of Christina Aguilera?

(looks at.....menu)

Do the legs come 'over easy'?

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at March 01, 2017 06:52 PM (yXZIP)

265 You all see that ValJar moved in with Barry and the Mooch?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 01, 2017 06:23 PM (O2RFr)

There's a threesome I want to know nothing about.

Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at March 01, 2017 06:52 PM (enArR)

266
I swish my tail to the left, then I swish my tail to the right.

And we have been duly informed as to what comes next.

Hokey Pokey?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 01, 2017 06:52 PM (IqV8l)

267 I'm wondering how in the heck the veterinarian gets her hooves up in those dang stirrups.
Posted by: Muldoon

Wine and claiming to be a producer?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 01, 2017 06:53 PM (QDr6b)

268 Someone has found Lindsey Graham with a live boy (or a dead girl, probably the boy's sister catching them at it).

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 01, 2017 06:53 PM (6FqZa)

269 /sock off

Posted by: Muldoon at March 01, 2017 06:53 PM (wPiJc)

270 "But which parts first Muldoon?
I guess legs on March 2,
Body March 3
Head March 4 "

"Doc, for days now I've had this feeling that I've got somebody else's head up my ass."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 01, 2017 06:53 PM (8ZskC)

271 We used to make cows walk the pasture to induce birth. Let her out of the pen.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at March 01, 2017 06:53 PM (d/z4P)

272 >>Anyway, I figure April is ready to blow when she has a snotty bum

This goes way beyond phrasing.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 01, 2017 06:53 PM (/tuJf)

273 Roseanne: If you're lurking here, tweet something about the Quokka so we'll know.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at March 01, 2017 06:53 PM (4bKiB)

274 Hoo, hoo, hah.
Hoo, hoo, hah.
Hoo, hoo, hah.
Posted by: April's baby daddy doing LaMaze. at March 01, 2017 06:50 PM (wPiJc)
----------

Oh my goodness, this made me laugh. And cough. And laugh some more.

Posted by: bluebell at March 01, 2017 06:53 PM (sBOL1)

275 a side of aguilera? who serves gristle?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2017 06:53 PM (cPsPa)

276 Come and knock on our door
We've been waiting for you
Where the kisses are his and hers and hers
Threes company too

Posted by: Skip at March 01, 2017 06:54 PM (HDU3V)

277 well, no one would have guessed you were going t go without sex for fifteen years.

Nah, I'm pretty sure they'd have guessed that much.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 01, 2017 06:54 PM (6FqZa)

278 Lindsey Graham has a chubby short black boyfriend. I saw them at the airport

Posted by: ThunderB at March 01, 2017 06:54 PM (Z6jIs)

279 258 sure valjar moved in with the obamas. who else was going to do obamas astrology charts and give him his daily readings? no way he was going to spend his own money on 1800psychic.

she is a slightly uglier, nastier version of rasputin.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2017 06:51 PM (cPsPa)

I'm positive the rat-faced Iranian reads sheep livers.

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at March 01, 2017 06:54 PM (yXZIP)

280 It's getting to be ri-g*ddamn-diculous.

Posted by: April Jr. at March 01, 2017 06:54 PM (Tyii7)

281 That's really disgusting. No wonder I hate ungulates.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 01, 2017 06:51 PM (

I can't wait for you to discover how the old timers castrate lambs.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 01, 2017 06:54 PM (u8Ywb)

282 Obviously, the baby giraffe should be named.... Ivanka. And you HAVE to pronounce it with an Eastern European accent.

Posted by: goatexchange at March 01, 2017 06:55 PM (YFnq5)

283 Nah, I'm pretty sure they'd have guessed that much.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo

heh

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2017 06:56 PM (cPsPa)

284 Well I'll be goldurned.

Roseanne Barr @therealroseanne 5 hours ago

Let's bring in all th ppl in the world who h8 Gays Women & Jews. It'll b good4 America #CorporateSlaveWages #FakeLeftAntiLabor #Democrats18

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 01, 2017 06:56 PM (ul9CR)

285 "I can't wait for you to discover how the old timers castrate lambs."

Mike Rowe has a good bit about that topic.

Posted by: navybrat at March 01, 2017 06:56 PM (w7KSn)

286 271 We used to make cows walk the pasture to induce birth. Let her out of the pen.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at March 01, 2017 06:53 PM (d/z4P)

That is how she GOT that way. Unpasturized cows remain chaste.

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at March 01, 2017 06:56 PM (yXZIP)

287 192 A male feminist is actually a feminist male. Its a horse and cart thingy.
Posted by: colfax mingo

What's the calculus on that when "trans" is thrown in the mix?

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 01, 2017 06:57 PM (di1hb)

288 CaliGirl- do not try that with dentures.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 01, 2017 06:57 PM (AZS0V)

289 >>Fuck the Obamas, I'm sick of them can we just flush and be done with them?

Posted by: Killerdog

I'm what you call a "floater"

Posted by: Barry at March 01, 2017 06:58 PM (/Nite)

290 288
CaliGirl- do not try that with dentures.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 01, 2017 06:57 PM (AZS0V)
You know this how?

Posted by: Old Blue release the KrakenTrump at March 01, 2017 06:59 PM (9iR5/)

291 You may now proceed to the current thread.

NOOD

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 01, 2017 06:59 PM (8ZskC)

292 I'm what you call a "floater"

Me too.

Posted by: Floating Bob Corker at March 01, 2017 06:59 PM (ul9CR)

293

It is actually amazing to go to the birthing barn at the Houston Rodeo

Baby pigs are insane

Posted by: ThunderB at March 01, 2017 06:59 PM (Z6jIs)

294 April comes in like a lion.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 01, 2017 07:00 PM (IqV8l)

295 They are getting 60 mil for two books, Mooches will not be able to be deciphered and Barak will not even touch a vomputer and will have a flowering prose that means nothing.
I havd said often Leftists take care of their past leaders.

Posted by: Skip at March 01, 2017 07:01 PM (HDU3V)

296 I can't wait for you to discover how the old timers castrate lambs.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 01, 2017 06:54 PM (u8Ywb)

I had to help with that once when I was in Idaho.

Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at March 01, 2017 07:08 PM (enArR)

297 Iron Mike Golf @6:57,

SNAFU?

Posted by: colfax mingo at March 01, 2017 07:50 PM (+ucSt)

298 Since this is turning into a castration thread, I will volunteer I have castrated calves, piglets, and lambs. (Iowa farm boy,) But those guys down on the bayou castrate alligators and I am not in their league. And barry's ancestors castrated hippos, that is beyond major league castration.

Posted by: colfax mingo at March 01, 2017 07:55 PM (+ucSt)

299 My suspicion for a while is that ValJar started sleeping with Barry when he was young as a means to manipulate and control him. His relationship with Michelle was arranged to provide cover and give him credibility with the black community.

I also think he was sent to Man Country as well. Basically he was pimped out as part of the process of moving him up through the ranks of the Dem party.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 01, 2017 08:25 PM (Tnhbr)

300 I'm feeling expansive, embracing the now, man, and maybe giving it a little tongue.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 01, 2017 06:30 PM (EnKk6)

I'm so stealing this line.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 01, 2017 08:33 PM (tHwdc)

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