Witches' Spell of Binding, Get This, Fails

At the stroke of midnight
Feb 24, March 26, April 24, May 23
❤️
Ingredients can b found online
🍰 pic.twitter.com/PsjNpIODZE
— Lana Del Rey (@LanaDelRey) February 24, 2017

Mostly Trump's getting raves, except from the bitterest of Bitter-Enders. Per a CBS Poll, 76% of those who watched it approved of the speech. Per CNN, 57% had a strongly positive reaction to it (and another 18% were "somewhat positive"), and nearly 7 in ten felt the speech made them more "optimistic" about the future, and that the country would be moving in a positive direction.

Update: I overslept and missed the Blue Checkmark Mafia's Daily Freakout, but I imagine this is right:

Democrats clearly in panic today. Last night was the first unfiltered Trump many saw and America liked him. The spin will be desperate.
— JWF (@JammieWF) March 1, 2017

The thing that has to happen now, like it always does, is that these people will begin explaining how Trump appealed to the stupid and racist, and how the minority of people, The Smart Ones, can see past through this, but The Dumb Ones can't.

Which will further endear them to the general public.

And actually, of course, you'll see even more snottiness from the #NeverTrumper TrueConservative Crying Eagle Wing.

Right on Cue:

"All [Trump's speech] was really missing was a respect for reality." via @chicagotribune & @SteveChapman13 https://t.co/YY9OixZl3e
— Isabelle Chapman (@Isa_Chapman) March 1, 2017

People who liked the speech cannot tell reality from fantasy. Only our brave media class and their swell Hollywood friends can.

Posted by: Ace at 12:42 PM

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1 Too bad, so sad...

Posted by: HH at March 01, 2017 12:43 PM (DrCtv)

2 Barky failed too!

Posted by: Killerdog at March 01, 2017 12:43 PM (7SC+O)

3 Build a bridge out of her!

Posted by: josephistan at March 01, 2017 12:44 PM (7HtZB)

4 Woo-hoo witchy woman...

Posted by: WaPo FactCheckers at March 01, 2017 12:44 PM (ul9CR)

5 ha! you think you've got the corner on the moron market?

Posted by: Lana Del Rey at March 01, 2017 12:44 PM (AGJqR)

6 It's almost as if they're talking about their personal feels on the matter rather than reporting news most of the time. That can't be, right guys? Right?

Posted by: Flyguy at March 01, 2017 12:44 PM (3sOO0)

7 It was an early night for the minority party.

Posted by: davidt at March 01, 2017 12:45 PM (XoldI)

8
It's because "WarCock" rhymes with "Warlock".

You have no power here!!

Posted by: fixerupper at March 01, 2017 12:46 PM (8XRCm)

9 Does she weigh as much as a duck?

Posted by: SMOD Keeper at March 01, 2017 12:46 PM (onq2p)

10 I feel like she falls afoul of the hot/crazy index line.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at March 01, 2017 12:46 PM (xeeHA)

11 How can a binding spell not include cheese?

That's why they failed.

Posted by: WaPo FactCheckers at March 01, 2017 12:46 PM (ul9CR)

12 Thrice Fold Rule which means those who 'cast' this spell will suffer three times worse because the spell has apparently bounced off the intended target.

First law of sympathetic magic is have an object for the spell that has resonance with the intended target. Be it a love spell or a hex.

But these are DERP Witches who are like Ashe about pronouncing those words correctly.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 01, 2017 12:46 PM (4H105)

13 And the Democrats came off like the farking lunatics they are.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 01, 2017 12:46 PM (4ErVI)

14 Wiccan traffic cop?

Posted by: JEM at March 01, 2017 12:46 PM (TppKb)

15 Lana Del Rey

===

"Love on a Real Train"

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 01, 2017 12:46 PM (6TED6)

16 Ingredients for what?

Please don't tell me witch's brew. Do they need a big caldron too?

Posted by: Tami at March 01, 2017 12:47 PM (Enq6K)

17 they did, however, manage to turn Kelly Anne Conway into a frog.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 01, 2017 12:47 PM (iooPU)

18 John Gizzi
@johngizzi
Coming announcements in next few days: Jon Huntsman as Deputy SecState & ex-Cong. Randy Forbes (R.-VA) as Navy Sec.

Posted by: EVLINC! at March 01, 2017 12:47 PM (y3aQB)

19 yeah, Trump should really resign, then Pence can take Hillery as VP, then he can resign, and then all with be right with the world.

Posted by: mallfly roddingham clinton at March 01, 2017 12:47 PM (b7fwp)

20 Only one way to find out if she weighs more, to the chair of dunking with her!!

Posted by: The Deplorable Garbone at March 01, 2017 12:47 PM (mSzv6)

21
Are you a good witch or a bad witch?

Posted by: Wanda the Witch at March 01, 2017 12:48 PM (OZmbA)

22 Don Surber had this quote from Andrew Malcolm (whoever he is):

W/those 4825 words 2night Donald Trump seized the U.S. presidency. He
owns it. He referred to himself 35 times and to We Americans 136 times

Posted by: mallfly roddingham clinton at March 01, 2017 12:48 PM (b7fwp)

23
Trump's Secret Service code name: Honey Badger

Posted by: Snake Eater at March 01, 2017 12:48 PM (CFAp3)

24 Pretty sure it boomeranged back and struck the witches!
***eeeeevil cackle***

Posted by: Lizzy at March 01, 2017 12:48 PM (NOIQH)

25 Maybe these 'witches' will get turned into newts.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 01, 2017 12:48 PM (4H105)

26
Looks like Nancy Pelosi is still pissed the house landed on her sister.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 01, 2017 12:48 PM (8XRCm)

27 And the Democrats came off like the farking lunatics they are.

I'm not sure about farking lunatics.

They mostly just seemed confused.

"We're supposed to sit here and be smug and smile knowingly at him fucking up, but he's not fucking up!"

Posted by: JEM at March 01, 2017 12:48 PM (TppKb)

28 The Witches of Eatadick

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 01, 2017 12:48 PM (6TED6)

29 Interesting point made on another thread: they skew polling horribly for their point of view.

Does that mean that the Trump approval was 100% for this?

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at March 01, 2017 12:48 PM (J5mC3)

30 >>>they did, however, manage to turn Kelly Anne Conway into a frog.
.
.
.You meant a Newt right?

Posted by: Filthy English Peasant at March 01, 2017 12:48 PM (le7jz)

31

The Grand Cracken of the witches: HRC.

Posted by: Sphynx at March 01, 2017 12:48 PM (OZmbA)

32 He referred to himself 35 times

Piker. Obama could do that in one paragraph.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 01, 2017 12:49 PM (ul9CR)

33 Huntsman is a horrible choice if you want to clean the State Dept of its careerists, hacks, and uniparty drones. he's worse than McCain. remember his primary run when he wouldn't criticise Barky.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 01, 2017 12:49 PM (iooPU)

34 The Trumpening.

Posted by: m at March 01, 2017 12:49 PM (3jGss)

35 He referred to himself 35 times

Piker. Obama could do that in one paragraph.
---

Pretty sure he could also do it in one incoherent rambling sentence.

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at March 01, 2017 12:49 PM (J5mC3)

36 30
>>>they did, however, manage to turn Kelly Anne Conway into a frog.
.
.
.You meant a Newt right?

Posted by: Filthy English Peasant at March 01, 2017 12:48 PM (le7jz)

On a couch!

Posted by: Nancy P at March 01, 2017 12:50 PM (XoldI)

37 Yeah, not happy about Huntsman at all. Not at all.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 01, 2017 12:50 PM (ul9CR)

38 Impeachment numbers are up in Salem.

Looks like an early presidency.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 01, 2017 12:50 PM (6TED6)

39 Further Sagas:

Night. A person wearing all black dismounts from a motorcycle with a sidecar. She hurries down the path into the brush of a creek bed, sliding on the slippery rocks. An overhanging bank conceals the entrance to a tunnel.
******
"Hillary! I'm here! I received your message," Huma calls out. "Hello?" she asks when she receives no response.
Lights turn on, showing the way through the tunnel. Huma hurries along.
******
"You finally got here. Good. We can start planning again."
"Planning? Planning what?"
"My triumphant return, that's what."
"Hillary, darling, you cannot be serious. The party is over, the glass ceiling was sold at auction to pay the caterers. The Obamas now run everything from the shadows with their community organizing."
Hillary slams her claws down on the table. "Those OfA oafs? Ha! Trump will sweep them all away. Pizza John Podesta has the goods on them and is looking to drop it into Session's mailbox."
"Are you sure it is wise to use him? He can't manage a g-mail account."
"He's not tech savvy like me, but he knows dirty tricks. And pizza."
"But the DNC is now against you! They have an Obamabot and a Berniebot in as the leadership! Even Congress..."
"Enough! The DNC has failure all over it and Congress - Pelosi thinks she's leading the suffragettes against the Taft Administration and Warren still talks of Little Big Horn as "The War." I, I have other plans, plans which require one little thing."
"And that is?"
"The destruction of the Golden Scalp Weasel."
"How can you do that?! He is riding high, fat and sleek, climbing to victory after victory!"
"With this!"
Curtains part, revealing a shiny, loud, purple-plaid pantsuit.
"Behold the Plutonium Powered Purple Plaid Panzer Pantsuit! With this I shall be unbeatable, the melding of my evil ambitions with modern Chinese defense tech!"
Huma stares from the suit to Hillary. "I'm in. When do we start being evil again?"
"Tonight!!! Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha*cough*cough*hack*shart*."

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase A Plethora of Pungent Pithy Phrases at the Outrage Outlet! at March 01, 2017 12:50 PM (hLRSq)

40 Hmm, we need to discover the truth of the old "colder than a witch's tit" line.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 01, 2017 12:50 PM (RD7QR)

41 How can a binding spell not include cheese?

Word.

Posted by: Sheogorath at March 01, 2017 12:50 PM (T4hzP)

42 This stupid hat cost me $35.

Posted by: Disappointed Witch at March 01, 2017 12:51 PM (pMGkg)

43 Are you a good witch or a bad witch?

They say Billie Burke, who played Glinda, was quite the little spitfire back in the day.

http://tinyurl.com/j4cw4mq

Posted by: Sergei Rachmaninoff at March 01, 2017 12:51 PM (X6fMO)

44 "You meant a Newt right?"

They turned Gingrich into a frog?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 01, 2017 12:51 PM (J+eG2)

45 Hard to believe that Witchcraft failed the party of Science!

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 01, 2017 12:51 PM (6n332)

46 Someone give Nancy Pelosi a splash of water, she looks parched.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 01, 2017 12:51 PM (4H105)

47 I think it was a fail last night, not nearly enough reverb and regal posing...

Posted by: The Deplorable Garbone at March 01, 2017 12:51 PM (mSzv6)

48 I knew Elvira, i fapped to Elvira when I was 14, and Lana Del Rey - you, dear, are no Elvira

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 01, 2017 12:51 PM (iooPU)

49 44 "You meant a Newt right?"

They turned Gingrich into a frog?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 01, 2017 12:51 PM (J+eG2)

He got better

Posted by: josephistan at March 01, 2017 12:51 PM (7HtZB)

50 She's doing "Live Long and Prosper" all wrong.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 01, 2017 12:52 PM (ul9CR)

51 Before this speech, Trump had dropped to a negative six in the Rasmussen poll, the best poll IMO for tracking momentum. Expect he'll improve over the next few days.

Obama spent most of his eight years at negative 20 or more.

http://tinyurl.com/hwtwswd

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 01, 2017 12:52 PM (SIY7D)

52 W/those 4825 words 2night Donald Trump seized the U.S. presidency. He
owns it. He referred to himself 35 times and to We Americans 136 times
Posted by: mallfly roddingham clinton at March 01, 2017 12:48 PM (b7fwp)

Only referred to himself 35 times! See, this proves this guy is totally not up to filling my shoes.

Posted by: Obumbles at March 01, 2017 12:52 PM (Ojki1)

53 Anna Puma: Do you know the answer to this? (from the last thread)

11 Too late to ask in the art thread - was Napoleon the last head of state to lead his nation's army in battle?
Posted by: josephistan at March 01, 2017 11:14 AM (7HtZB)

Posted by: m at March 01, 2017 12:52 PM (3jGss)

54 But first you will blow me.

Posted by: Max Power at March 01, 2017 12:52 PM (QCc6B)

55 Did Trump come out with theme music like a pro wrestler?if not,fail.

Posted by: steevy at March 01, 2017 12:52 PM (r/0kC)

56
Oh, Tucker Carlson must get this one on the show.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 01, 2017 12:52 PM (6TED6)

57 "Hard to believe that Witchcraft failed the party of Science!"

We really should ask Bill Nye, the Science Guy about this.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 01, 2017 12:53 PM (J+eG2)

58 It truly was a great speech and these poll numbers show that it reached its intended audience. Not only that, those who watched the speech, and had such a positive reaction, saw the Dems acting in direct confrontation to what they (the people) were agreeing with.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 01, 2017 12:53 PM (k/STn)

59 You know how you can tell magic doesn't work?

Witches live in trailer parks on food stamps.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2017 12:53 PM (39g3+)

60 Well, they can still bitch about what Melania and Ivanka wore, because of course they're going to do that. Melania was tone deaf to spend 10K on her suit and Ivanka was dressed for a cocktail party!

*evil cackle at how the Left is reduced to middle school mean-girling*

Posted by: Lizzy at March 01, 2017 12:53 PM (NOIQH)

61 These media types were the only ones that could see Emperor Barky's magnificent robes, too.

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 01, 2017 12:53 PM (M5NPS)

62 ha! you think you've got the corner on the moron market?

Posted by: Lana Del Rey at March 01, 2017 12:44 PM (AGJqR)

Actually, I *do*.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase A Plethora of Pungent Pithy Phrases at the Outrage Outlet! at March 01, 2017 12:53 PM (hLRSq)

63 Hmm, we need to discover the truth of the old "colder than a witch's tit" line.

Reminds me of the punch line of an old Liberty Meadows cartoon, when one character asked another, "how do you know a witch's tit is cold?" and got the reply, "Because I dated your mom."

Posted by: Sergei Rachmaninoff at March 01, 2017 12:53 PM (X6fMO)

64 That means 24% didn't approve - see, Trump is so divisive@1!!!1

Also I guess we found out that girdles bestow a large spell failure chance on their wearers. Also, since the market is looking so good, I'd go long on cat food futures.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 01, 2017 12:53 PM (oZ6kz)

65 Hey, I could do some bonding with her!

Oh wait.. binding??? She does not look like more than a 4th level cleric!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 01, 2017 12:53 PM (so+oy)

66 *spins up some music*

From The Craft, Letters to Cleo 'Dangerous Type.'

https://youtu.be/Nq7U5Jn56tk

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 01, 2017 12:53 PM (4H105)

67 I'd hit that witch in the pic. She'd have to cast a spell on screendoors in hurricanes.

Posted by: Soona at March 01, 2017 12:53 PM (Fmupd)

68 Which witch? That witch?

Then no, the spell did not fail. There is a binding. In my pants.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 01, 2017 12:54 PM (TOk1P)

69 Elvira's on the cover of Tom Waits Small Change in pasties.

And Huntsman can suck a bag of something or other.

Posted by: Chupacabra at March 01, 2017 12:54 PM (pRtaC)

70 Whatever Trump's poll numbers, Congress, the Ds, MSM, Schumer and Pelosi are polling much lower

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 01, 2017 12:54 PM (SIY7D)

71 Hint: most wiccans I've known look a lot more like Trigglypuff than this woman.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2017 12:54 PM (39g3+)

72 I particularly enjoyed the facial expressions of Keith Ellison and the mayonnaise-headed bitch next to him.

Posted by: kathysaysso at March 01, 2017 12:54 PM (43OZ6)

73 Did Trump come out with theme music like a pro wrestler?if not,fail.

Posted by: steevy

===

For Those About to Rock - AC DC

wearing a mink coat over a hoodie.

It was epic.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 01, 2017 12:55 PM (6TED6)

74 53 Anna Puma: Do you know the answer to this? (from the last thread)

11 Too late to ask in the art thread - was Napoleon the last head of state to lead his nation's army in battle?
Posted by: josephistan at March 01, 2017 11:14 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: m at March 01, 2017 12:52 PM (3jGss)

Turns out he was not. Napoleon III was captured at the Battle of Sedan in 1870. And Jozef Pilsudski was the Chief of State of Poland and Field Marshal against the Russians in 1920.

Posted by: josephistan at March 01, 2017 12:55 PM (7HtZB)

75 You meant a Newt right?
Posted by: Filthy English Peasant at March 01, 2017 12:48 PM (le7jz)

It mostly only comes out at night.

Mostly.

Posted by: Newt at March 01, 2017 12:55 PM (Ojki1)

76 They could try a Limited Wish spell instead, but at least one of them will have to be a 7th level wizard or higher.

Posted by: Crimso at March 01, 2017 12:55 PM (yrlzg)

77 She turned me into a Gingrich.

I got better.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at March 01, 2017 12:55 PM (7N6ox)

78 Anna Puma: Do you know the answer to this? (from the last thread)

11 Too late to ask in the art thread - was Napoleon the last head of state to lead his nation's army in battle?
Posted by: josephistan
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The latest clear example
seems to be General Pilsudski, President of Poland 1918-1922, who
commanded troops during the Russo-Polish War of 1920.

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at March 01, 2017 12:55 PM (J5mC3)

79 >>Someone give Nancy Pelosi a splash of water, she looks parched.

Yeah....that weird mouth thing she was doing during the speech - did she eat a bowl of popcorn before it and was struggling to dislodge some kernels????

Posted by: Lizzy at March 01, 2017 12:55 PM (NOIQH)

80 Is this a promo still for that new Netflix show "Charmless"?

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 01, 2017 12:55 PM (oZ6kz)

81 #WITCHPRIVELAGE

Witch privilege (or wiccan privilege) is a term for societal privileges that benefit people identified as witches in Western countries, beyond what is commonly experienced by non-witch people under the same social, political, or economic circumstances.

Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at March 01, 2017 12:55 PM (TixTl)

82 I couldn't watch the whole thing because I was flipping back and forth to the Waterboy to catch glimpses of my second love Fairuza.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at March 01, 2017 12:55 PM (Q4E22)

83 How can a binding spell not include cheese?

That's why they failed.

Posted by: WaPo FactCheckers at March 01, 2017 12:46 PM (ul9CR)

Clearly didn't work. The verbal diarrhea of the Left continues unabated.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 01, 2017 12:55 PM (WDdjT)

84 The funny thing is "Persuasion" is in it's own strange way a kind of mental magic.

This is like a bunch of hedge witches trying to take down Sauron. It might be magically delicious but they lack the Lucky Charms to turn the milk green. Sad!

Posted by: Max Power at March 01, 2017 12:56 PM (QCc6B)

85 I fell asleep last night so I did not see Trump's speech. Truth be told, I was nervous as to how he would do. I'm going to watch it on YouTube tonight, now that I know it has a happy ending.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 01, 2017 12:56 PM (bpfzP)

86 76%?

Sounds like he's getting a honeymoon with the general public whether the democrats much like it or not.

Posted by: Methos at March 01, 2017 12:56 PM (3Liv/)

87 They forgot to roll for charisma.

Posted by: josephistan at March 01, 2017 12:56 PM (7HtZB)

88 Did Trump come out with theme music like a pro wrestler?if not,fail.
Posted by: steevy at March 01, 2017 12:52 PM (r/0kC)

Time to get Ted Nugent to perform Hail to the Chief.

Posted by: Bete Celebrating at March 01, 2017 12:57 PM (Ojki1)

89 What you want:
A naked Lana del Ray in a bubbly bathtub surrounded by candles casting a spell

What you'd settle for:
Christine O'Donnell dressed as a sexy witch on Halloween with a bottle of hot spiced wine

What you'll get:
A sweaty Rosie O'Donnell spirit cooking with her own bodily fluids and flinging curses at Donald Trump

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at March 01, 2017 12:57 PM (3OAG2)

90 These idiots are actually even worse pagans than they are Christians, and that takes some damned hard work and dedication.

If nothing else the truth of the negative motives of the act would have poisoned the whole thing, nevermind the truth of the powers they called upon.

The best wasted their time, the worst doomed themselves.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at March 01, 2017 12:57 PM (9krrF)

91 10
I feel like she falls afoul of the hot/crazy index line.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at March 01, 2017 12:46 PM (xeeHA)

The only reason I would not hit it.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 01, 2017 12:57 PM (jK8Z7)

92 73
Did Trump come out with theme music like a pro wrestler?if not,fail.

Posted by: steevy

===

For Those About to Rock - AC DC

wearing a mink coat over a hoodie.

It was epic.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 01, 2017 12:55 PM (6TED6)
He should have entered riding a white stallion a la Shatner

Posted by: kathysaysso at March 01, 2017 12:57 PM (43OZ6)

93 By the twitching of my thumbs
Something bigly this way comes

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at March 01, 2017 12:57 PM (XydNs)

94 *stares at cold, congealed, grey muck in pot*

This damned kettle must be defective.

Posted by: Witch at March 01, 2017 12:57 PM (ZO497)

95 How can a binding spell not include cheese?

MRE's.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 01, 2017 12:58 PM (kca06)

96 >>>Turns out he was not. Napoleon III was captured at the Battle of Sedan in 1870. And Jozef Pilsudski was the Chief of State of Poland and Field Marshal against the Russians in 1920.
Posted by: josephistan at March 01, 2017 12:55 PM (7HtZB)

I'm surprised there are so few. Not my specialty, by any shot.

Posted by: m at March 01, 2017 12:58 PM (3jGss)

97 Sebastion Gorka schooled NPR's Steve Inskeep this morning. It's worth a listen.

Posted by: 13times at March 01, 2017 12:58 PM (WHVu+)

98 >>From The Craft, Letters to Cleo 'Dangerous Type.'

Nice.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 01, 2017 12:58 PM (NOIQH)

99 Witches get stiches...

Posted by: Hamilton at March 01, 2017 12:58 PM (sCjDS)

100 Did Trump come out with theme music like a pro wrestler?if not,fail.

Posted by: steevy

===

For Those About to Rock - AC DC

wearing a mink coat over a hoodie.

It was epic.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 01, 2017 12:55 PM (6TED6)

With a dollar sign on the back made out of diamonds

Posted by: josephistan at March 01, 2017 12:58 PM (7HtZB)

101 It mostly only comes out at night.

Posted by: Newt at March 01, 2017 12:55 PM (Ojki1)
=================================

Oh I gotta

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRYFKcMa_Ek

Posted by: grammie winger at March 01, 2017 12:59 PM (bpfzP)

102 Unfortunately the demoncrats seem to have a Charisma of 10.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 01, 2017 12:59 PM (4H105)

103 Yeah, not happy about Huntsman at all. Not at all.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 01, 2017 12:50 PM (ul9CR)

Dep Sec State could very well be one of those places where you send a guy who provided some sort of loyal service, but you don't want to give any actual power to.

Now, I don't know what service The Huntsman might have done, but I recognize there must be some version of reaching across the Gope divide going on. The part that included putting Prince Rebus in position, for example.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 01, 2017 12:59 PM (TOk1P)

104 Obama led the raid to kill Bin Laden. Same thing.

Posted by: davidt at March 01, 2017 12:59 PM (XoldI)

105 Grammie, you won't be disappointed. He did a great job. I held my breath for the first 15 minutes or so, but I could see he was in a rhythm and just hitting it out of the park. Even my Lib FB friends are silent today.

Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at March 01, 2017 12:59 PM (zRZaJ)

106 11 Too late to ask in the art thread - was Napoleon the last head of state to lead his nation's army in battle?
Posted by: josephistan
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The latest clear example

seems to be General Pilsudski, President of Poland 1918-1922, who

commanded troops during the Russo-Polish War of 1920.

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at March 01, 2017 12:55 PM (J5mC3)

What about the King of Jordan?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 01, 2017 12:59 PM (jK8Z7)

107 Guy on Trial For Removing Woman's Shoe and Sucking Her Toe Without Permission: "I'm actually a good person. I am a business owner and I do feel I may be targeted for some of the things I do. One of my businesses is I do speak on feminism."
==================
Clearly a neck beard covered in cheeto dust and groveling feminist. Generates contempt in any woman with a healthy sense of self respect.
Paolo drops to one knee, removes her shoe and kisses her foot, Paolo get lucky with 7 out of 10 random women.
Human nature.

Posted by: simplemind at March 01, 2017 12:59 PM (xVRrG)

108 If nothing else the truth of the negative motives of the act would have poisoned the whole thing, nevermind the truth of the powers they called upon.

by their own dogma; exactly. Wiccans do not do curses and nasty stuff, their religion is allegedly about peace and love and healing and nature etc.

Wiccans are, from my experience, pretty sweet women who are very confused. Generally they seem to be the type that is really hurt and unattractive physically seeking some kind of power and comfort outside the usual world. They gravitate toward this earth mother crystals and such religion as a way of trying to find that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2017 12:59 PM (39g3+)

109 That ain't cheese in the MRE, it is Gorilla Glue in yellow with flavoring added.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 01, 2017 01:00 PM (4H105)

110 When your entire political strategy relies upon you opponent being Hitler, you ought to confirm he actually IS Hitler first.

Or not.

And be like the Dems and hope the media lies will be enough to paper over that little oversight.

That's working pretty well I think.

The ex that left you 4 months ago?
You saw her in the store last night.
So, I guess you could say you're getting back together any day now.
Yeah, I know, she was shopping for men's razors and beer.
And she didn't see you.
But, aaaaany day now--you're getting back together: 'Cause that new guy is literally Hitler.

Posted by: RoyalOil at March 01, 2017 01:00 PM (AmMfi)

111 *patiently awaits Bill Kristols' twitter feed*

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at March 01, 2017 01:00 PM (nDcc3)

112 Stupid witches. They should have known that Trump's hair grants you +40 Magic Resistance.

Posted by: buzzion at March 01, 2017 01:00 PM (z/Ubi)

113 92: Screw that: Enter and exit to Stone Cold Steve Austin's theme, middle fingers galore to the dems.

Posted by: Jackal at March 01, 2017 01:00 PM (jlkiZ)

114 What about the King of Jordan?
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 01, 2017 12:59 PM (jK8Z7)

-----

Ooooo......Winner Winner Chicken Dinner.

Nice catch.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 01, 2017 01:00 PM (8XRCm)

115 What if you were stroking after midnight?

Posted by: joey biden at March 01, 2017 01:00 PM (nlbfN)

116 Is Fairuza Balk still hot? I'm kinda scared to see what she looks like now.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 01, 2017 01:01 PM (oZ6kz)

117
I watched the Trump speech that indicated it was from the New York Times, 1:02 run time, on YouTube. About two minutes before end Trump is nailing his vision of 'merica, with children graduating from good schools, mothers in good safe communities, etc.

The cameras panned on Nancy Pelosi as Trump finished. She actually looked to be a split second from tears. As the republican side rose in standing ovation, she clapped. Not enthusiastically, still sitting, but she had to concede he did a good job.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 01, 2017 01:01 PM (ZFUt7)

118 I've always like Black Magic Woman by Santana. And who is this Isabelle Chapman. The name means nothing to me.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 01, 2017 01:01 PM (hJrjt)

119 Witches?

Fiiiiiiiiiiiine.

Time for a little gris-gris...

Via Dr John

"I Walk On Gilded Splinters"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWvdO3l4_P8

Posted by: naturalfake at March 01, 2017 01:01 PM (9q7Dl)

120 Did Trump come out with theme music like a pro wrestler?if not,fail.

Posted by: steevy

===

For Those About to Rock - AC DC

wearing a mink coat over a hoodie.

It was epic.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 01, 2017 12:55 PM (6TED6)

With a dollar sign on the back made out of diamonds
---

THIS is why Trump is awesome. I don't ever remember having this much fun with ideas for Obama.

However, lasts night discussion re: typical old white people in the democrat response was entertaining.

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at March 01, 2017 01:01 PM (J5mC3)

121 OT: My theory on Ace's Twitter persona

Previously he was a literal cuck, not hard to figure out

Now he is Baby Goat Alliance

What does it mean?

Baby goats = kids
kids = children
headbutting injustice = fighting injustice

Ace is "fighting injustice against children"

Folks, Ace is gonna break pizzagate wide open

You saw it here first

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at March 01, 2017 01:01 PM (3OAG2)

122 Grammie, you won't be disappointed. He did a great
job. I held my breath for the first 15 minutes or so, but I could see
he was in a rhythm and just hitting it out of the park. Even my Lib FB
friends are silent today.

Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at March 01, 2017 12:59 PM (zRZaJ)
=========================

Wonderful to hear! I'm going to go to church tonight, then come home and watch Teh Donald eviscerate and incinerate the Dem side of the aisle.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 01, 2017 01:01 PM (bpfzP)

123
Bet that better than half of them picked the wrong stroke of Midnight.

Posted by: TheSev at March 01, 2017 01:02 PM (Av8i6)

124 >>>104 Obama led the raid to kill Bin Laden. Same thing.
Posted by: davidt at March 01, 2017 12:59 PM (XoldI)

I don't know whether to laugh or cry. I'll laugh cuz you made a funny.

Posted by: m at March 01, 2017 01:02 PM (3jGss)

125 Those pictures of Nancy Pelosi looking pissed scared the hell out of me. No wonder she always tries to have that fake smile going.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 01, 2017 01:02 PM (OD2ni)

126 Screw that: Enter and exit to Stone Cold Steve Austin's theme, middle fingers galore to the dems.

Queen: We are the Champions

Posted by: rickb223 at March 01, 2017 01:02 PM (kca06)

127 Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 01, 2017 01:01 PM (oZ6kz)

She was hot?

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at March 01, 2017 01:02 PM (nDcc3)

128 Girl in the picture:

Addicted to Love

Posted by: m at March 01, 2017 01:02 PM (3jGss)

129 Trump is immune to most magic due to possessing the Ruby Rod of Orcus.

He picked it up at an estate sale and uses it to prop up a table with a wonky leg in the East Room.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 01, 2017 01:02 PM (oZ6kz)

130 Or this might be more some of the Horde's speed.

Redbone "Witch Queen of New Orleans"
https://youtu.be/GHEuSGGmX-c

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 01, 2017 01:02 PM (4H105)

131 Trump's speech will not help him with swing voters in Ohio. It will be an early night.

Posted by: Bull Wynn at March 01, 2017 01:03 PM (OD2ni)

132 114 What about the King of Jordan?
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 01, 2017 12:59 PM (jK8Z7)

-----

Ooooo......Winner Winner Chicken Dinner.

Nice catch.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 01, 2017 01:00 PM (8XRCm)

Which war was that? 6 Day War?

Posted by: josephistan at March 01, 2017 01:03 PM (7HtZB)

133 Here's a witchy song

Rhiannon, Fleetwood Mac

https://youtu.be/U_aYibUx1B8

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2017 01:04 PM (39g3+)

134 "She was hot?

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at March 01, 2017 01:02 PM (nDcc3) "

You didn't think Vicki Vallencourt was hot?

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 01, 2017 01:04 PM (oZ6kz)

135 Because she is made of wood?

Posted by: dim, shit covered peasant at March 01, 2017 01:04 PM (8iiMU)

136 Which war was that? 6 Day War?
Posted by: josephistan at March 01, 2017 01:03 PM (7HtZB)

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Air strikes against ISIS.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 01, 2017 01:04 PM (8XRCm)

137 126 Screw that: Enter and exit to Stone Cold Steve Austin's theme, middle fingers galore to the dems.

Queen: We are the Champions
Posted by: rickb223 at March 01, 2017 01:02 PM (kca06)

With some KISS-level pyrotechnics

Posted by: josephistan at March 01, 2017 01:04 PM (7HtZB)

138 Witches want respect for reality.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 01, 2017 01:05 PM (IqV8l)

139 Eagles, Witchy Woman

https://youtu.be/9pzvqunZlLc

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2017 01:05 PM (39g3+)

140 Because she is made of wood?
Posted by: dim, shit covered peasant

Burn the witch!!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 01, 2017 01:05 PM (kca06)

141 Is Fairuza Balk still hot? I'm kinda scared to see what she looks like now.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 01, 2017 01:01 PM (oZ6kz)

Probably not, but the last we saw of Robin Tunney she still looked great.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 01, 2017 01:05 PM (TOk1P)

142
The Chicago Tribune has gone full retard. It used to be the conservative paper in town but those days end decades ago

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 01, 2017 01:05 PM (493sH)

143 Black Magic Woman - Santana, 1971

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij4gc8iBDaI

Posted by: grammie winger at March 01, 2017 01:05 PM (bpfzP)

144 Is that the same Chicago Tribune writer who beat his wife?

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at March 01, 2017 01:05 PM (FqgrG)

145 We're doomed.

DJIA 21,126.08 +313.84 (+1.51%)
As of 1:12PM EST. Market open.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 01, 2017 01:05 PM (LTHVh)

146 In The Craft Balk was the lead witch b1tch.

Broseidon, probably be as scary as looking up current pictures of Kelly La Brock.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 01, 2017 01:05 PM (4H105)

147 The "Trib" the paper that "killed" a different Ryan and so gave the world Obama.

Posted by: geoffb5 at March 01, 2017 01:06 PM (d3wbb)

148 I think I can retire now.

Posted by: Dick Cheney's Warcock at March 01, 2017 01:06 PM (1JnAL)

149 Idi Amin?

Posted by: m at March 01, 2017 01:06 PM (3jGss)

150 Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 01, 2017 01:04 PM (oZ6kz)

*quick google search*

Ok yeah I'd hit. I only remember her from The Craft in which she freaked me the fuck out.

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at March 01, 2017 01:06 PM (nDcc3)

151 I'd bind that!

Posted by: Romneybot 2020 at March 01, 2017 01:06 PM (GX63o)

152 All hail Trump: Bringer of Rain

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 01, 2017 01:06 PM (LTHVh)

153 >>Which war was that? 6 Day War?

Didn't he just do it in response to ISIS burning the captured Jordanian pilot?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 01, 2017 01:06 PM (NOIQH)

154 Related: Sign of the Gypsy Queen - April Wine
https://youtu.be/l38CIbuOPHw

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2017 01:06 PM (39g3+)

155
Something else -- the NYT video at one point used wide angle shot which showed 60% republican , 40% democrats in chambers. Most of the time, when showing the chambers they used a camera angle behind democrats -- making it appear 75% democrats, 25% republican.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 01, 2017 01:06 PM (ZFUt7)

156 *patiently awaits Bill Kristols' twitter feed*

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at March 01, 2017 01:00 PM (nDcc3)

Tweeted no one. Ever.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase A Plethora of Pungent Pithy Phrases at the Outrage Outlet! at March 01, 2017 01:06 PM (hLRSq)

157 Well, what do ya know... *watching very small rocks float in the pond*

Posted by: Dang at March 01, 2017 01:07 PM (8b+oT)

158 The thing that has to happen now, like it always does, is that these people will begin explaining how Trump appealed to the stupid and racist, and how the minority of people, The Smart Ones, can see past through this, but The Dumb Ones can't.

They are too stupid to explain. They assert. That annoyance was the main thing that drove me out of the liberal camp decades ago. They are hopelessly stupid when it comes to ethics, economics or politics.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 01, 2017 01:07 PM (7z3MT)

159 As expected the MFM took no time at all before making up BS about it.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 01, 2017 01:07 PM (mpXpK)

160 136. Yep. I remember that. It was right after ISIS burned a Jordanian pilot alive and released the video of it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 01, 2017 01:07 PM (bREx5)

161 Van Fucking Jones!

Rachel Maddow!

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 01, 2017 01:07 PM (U6f54)

162 >>Probably not, but the last we saw of Robin Tunney she still looked great.

Guess you never watched "The Mentalist".

Posted by: Lizzy at March 01, 2017 01:07 PM (NOIQH)

163 The Chicago Tribune has gone full retard. It used to be the conservative paper in town but those days end decades ago

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 01, 2017 01:05 PM (493sH)
======================

Wasn't the other paper the Chicago American? I'll have to look and see when they went belly-up.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 01, 2017 01:07 PM (bpfzP)

164 Loved the Army of Darkness reference that someone dropped up-thread.

Posted by: Max Power at March 01, 2017 01:08 PM (QCc6B)

165 They will put together another "poll".

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 01, 2017 01:08 PM (mpXpK)

166 Killer Queen guitar solo on a loop

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at March 01, 2017 01:08 PM (XydNs)

167 Well, somehow I screwed up and posted this in the college student thread ...

OT, but just a reminder to the Horde that my first novel "A Place Outside The Wild" is free on Amazon today, to coincide with the launch of my second novel, "Fade."

Hmm, maybe not so OT after all, as "Fade" features several witches. One of my beta readers described it as Evil Dead meets Burn Notice . . . Tried to put Ace referral link in sig, but it's blocked?

Just do a search for "Daniel Humphreys" in the Kindle Store at Ace's shop, and you'll see me there.

Posted by: Emile Antoon Khadaji at March 01, 2017 01:08 PM (rvzMR)

168 Van Fucking Jones!

I'll take "Who was called an Uncle Tom" for $500 Alex.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 01, 2017 01:08 PM (kca06)

169

J.B. Witchdance ~ Masters of Reality

https://youtu.be/3lTQ68iVdoU

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 01, 2017 01:08 PM (IqV8l)

170 "156 *patiently awaits Bill Kristols' twitter feed*

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at March 01, 2017 01:00 PM (nDcc3)

Tweeted no one. Ever."

Rick Wilson and Egg McMuffin choke their chickens to his Twitter feed.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 01, 2017 01:09 PM (OD2ni)

171 Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase A Plethora of Pungent Pithy Phrases at the Outrage Outlet! at March 01, 2017 01:06 PM (hLRSq)

Just went on his page and LOL shocker. No praise whatsoever, what a butthurt POS>

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at March 01, 2017 01:09 PM (nDcc3)

172 137. I thought his backing dancers were quite good.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 01, 2017 01:09 PM (bREx5)

173 How! Del Rey squaw.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at March 01, 2017 01:09 PM (7z3MT)

174 165
They will put together another "poll".

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 01, 2017 01:08 PM (mpXpK)

Glad to see you back, Vic.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 01, 2017 01:09 PM (GX63o)

175 Wasn't the other paper the Chicago American? I'll have to look and see when they went belly-up.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 01, 2017 01:07 PM (bpfzP)

I think the Chicago American ended in the 70s. It's only been the Trib and Sun Times for a long time now. They're both a joke

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 01, 2017 01:09 PM (493sH)

176 Did Trump come out with theme music like a pro wrestler?if not,fail.

Posted by: steevy

===

For Those About to Rock - AC DC

wearing a mink coat over a hoodie.

It was epic.
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 01, 2017 12:55 PM (6TED6)

-------------------------------------------------------------

KISS + War Machine

Posted by: EVLINC! at March 01, 2017 01:09 PM (y3aQB)

177 Didn't he just do it in response to ISIS burning the captured Jordanian pilot?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 01, 2017 01:06 PM (NOIQH)

Yup.

Posted by: alexthechick - Pentaverate? I have no idea what you mean! at March 01, 2017 01:09 PM (mf5HN)

178 We had it on NBC and I noted that while they showed the dems sitting for many of the applause stands, they did not show the sit-out for those instances that would cast the worst light on them.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 01, 2017 01:10 PM (U6f54)

179 I'm Pac Man Jones!

Posted by: Pam Poovey at March 01, 2017 01:10 PM (FqgrG)

180 I'd hit it.

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at March 01, 2017 01:10 PM (yXZIP)

181 Probably not, but the last we saw of Robin Tunney she still looked great.
-------------------------------------

Guess you never watched "The Mentalist".

Posted by: Lizzy at March 01, 2017 01:07 PM (NOIQH)

No, I haven't. Are you saying she does not look great?

Posted by: BurtTC at March 01, 2017 01:10 PM (TOk1P)

182 Fairuza sort of got shafted when it came to on-screen beaus - in her most famous roles, she dates a retard and a Neo-Nazi.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 01, 2017 01:10 PM (oZ6kz)

183 All hail Trump: Bringer of Rain

He IS the Kwisatz Haderach!

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 01, 2017 01:10 PM (VdICR)

184 Needed an M16 last night.

Posted by: Comacho at March 01, 2017 01:10 PM (XoldI)

185 I think the Chicago American ended in the 70s. It's only been the Trib and Sun Times for a long time now. They're both a joke

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 01, 2017 01:09 PM (493sH)
=================

Ya I looked. 1974. I know my grandparents took both papers - the Trib for the Cubs coverage, the American maybe for the political coverage. I think they were right-leaning.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 01, 2017 01:11 PM (bpfzP)

186 Before his term is over, I want Trump to go full Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho and come out with a machine gun blazing away.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 01, 2017 01:11 PM (LTHVh)

187 "*patiently awaits Bill Kristols' twitter feed*"

"Tweeted no one. Ever."

Rick Wilson and Egg McMuffin choke their chickens to his Twitter feed.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 01, 2017 01:09 PM (OD2ni)

While yelling "I'll be upstairs for dinner in a minute, ma!"

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase A Plethora of Pungent Pithy Phrases at the Outrage Outlet! at March 01, 2017 01:11 PM (hLRSq)

188 >>>>
I fell asleep last night so I did not see Trump's speech. Truth be told,
I was nervous as to how he would do. I'm going to watch it on YouTube
tonight, now that I know it has a happy ending.
.
.
.There were a whole lot of people including some on this blog that thought it was a huge mistake for Trump to give that speech last night. I have to admit that I was a little leery of him deviating from the script, but he hit a home run so much so that even a bunch on the left are saying it was a good speech.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 01, 2017 01:11 PM (le7jz)

189 There's only one real witch, and that's christine O'Donnell, conservative super witch

Posted by: Bigg7s at March 01, 2017 01:11 PM (VsTLe)

190 132
114 What about the King of Jordan?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 01, 2017 12:59 PM (jK8Z7)

-----

Ooooo......Winner Winner Chicken Dinner.

Nice catch.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 01, 2017 01:00 PM (8XRCm)

Which war was that? 6 Day War?

Posted by: josephistan at March 01, 2017 01:03 PM (7HtZB)

Well, I may have spoken too soon. According to Wikipedia, it was #fakenews. When ISIS burned a Jordanian pilot alive, he did order the execution of two terrorists, and it was reported at the time that he personally led airstrikes against ISIS. But Wikipedia says that didn't happen. He is the Commander-in-Chief that Obama wasn't. He commanded Jordan's Special Forces, and as Crown Prince he led an operation against outlaws in 1998, before becoming king in 1999. He's commanded a tank company, is a qualified free fall parachutist, and has been trained to fly Cobra attack helicopters. He graduated from Sandhurst and served a year in the British Army before returning home to Jordan.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 01, 2017 01:11 PM (jK8Z7)

191 136 Which war was that? 6 Day War?
Posted by: josephistan at March 01, 2017 01:03 PM (7HtZB)

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Air strikes against ISIS.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 01, 2017 01:04 PM (8XRCm)

Jordan has denied that he piloted a plane in strikes against ISIS, it was just an internet rumor. http://tinyurl.com/o5f9n82

Posted by: josephistan at March 01, 2017 01:11 PM (7HtZB)

192 J.B. Witchdance ~ Masters of Reality

I love Masters of Reality, too bad Ginger Baker was such a raging lunatic

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2017 01:11 PM (39g3+)

193 The spell has already started rebounding in harm:

Epic Oscars flub
Meryl Streep trips on her gown on red carpet

Dem wimmenz pick the stupidest uniform color, look like KKK
Dems getting criticized for not standing even for SEAL's widow
Dem's pick losing Dem governor candidate to speech where Trump mentions winning Republican governor

Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 01, 2017 01:12 PM (Om16U)

194 183. Style guide has 'quokkatz haderach.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 01, 2017 01:12 PM (bREx5)

195 God created Arrakis to train the faithful. One cannot go against the word of God.

https://youtu.be/DVx6bXoCnC0

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 01, 2017 01:12 PM (VdICR)

196 Where's Jackstraw? He was 100% sure Trump was going sell us out on amnesty based on rumors.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at March 01, 2017 01:12 PM (A4HOq)

197 There's only one real witch,

My ex?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 01, 2017 01:12 PM (kca06)

198 Posted by: Emile Antoon Khadaji at March 01, 2017 01:08 PM (rvzMR)

my post on it will go up tomorrow at 6 am

Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 01, 2017 01:12 PM (Om16U)

199 I really hope this country and the rest of the world got a good eyeful last night watching the behavior of the Demtards. Because they were spectacular in every way imaginable. From the women's "white attire" to the loathsome way they sat and scorned. They all looked petty, puny, adolescent, and more importantly they behaved like treacherous traitors. Yes, I hope everyone got a good eyeful.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 01, 2017 01:13 PM (Ivjge)

200 48 I knew Elvira, i fapped to Elvira when I was 14, and Lana Del Rey - you, dear, are no Elvira

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 01, 2017 12:51 PM (iooPU)

While in college I held lookout while my buddy stole a life-sized Elvira ad-board from a liquor store.

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at March 01, 2017 01:13 PM (yXZIP)

201 Jordan has denied that he piloted a plane in strikes against ISIS, it was just an internet rumor.

That and the "Be Bad" picture of him.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 01, 2017 01:13 PM (kca06)

202 The spell of binding didn't totally fail - it gave me terrible gas (it's either the hex or the triple bean chili I've been eating for days, but I blame the hex).

Posted by: Travis at March 01, 2017 01:13 PM (qjnJz)

203 Mmmmm . . . Lana Del Rey . . .

Posted by: Heel and Arch Fanciers, Inc. at March 01, 2017 01:14 PM (Dg36k)

204 186 Before his term is over, I want Trump to go full Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho and come out with a machine gun blazing away.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 01, 2017 01:11 PM (LTHVh)

An AA-12 automatic shotgun

Posted by: josephistan at March 01, 2017 01:14 PM (7HtZB)

205 Maybe all that burning witches and heretics at the stake stuff our ancestors did was just to rid themselves from the incessant whining and bullshit of the liberal snowflakes in their local communities. I'm starting to think so...

Posted by: Strobe at March 01, 2017 01:14 PM (gbWkA)

206 116 Is Fairuza Balk still hot? I'm kinda scared to see what she looks like now.
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at March 01, 2017 01:01 PM (oZ6kz)

Looks like you think a 42 year old woman that has appeared on an episode of "Intervention" would look like.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 01, 2017 01:14 PM (1JnAL)

207 Two there always are. Half.

Posted by: Yoda at March 01, 2017 01:14 PM (XydNs)

208 "All that was missing was a respect for reality"

*****************

As opposed to TFG's speech where he claimed his election had made ocean levels drop?

Posted by: redbanzai at March 01, 2017 01:14 PM (FTXAT)

209 There's only one real witch, and that's christine O'Donnell, conservative super witch

I still think that her response to that crap should have been to pass out witch's hats with "O'Donnell 2006" placards on them.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 01, 2017 01:14 PM (wyaWc)

210 189 There's only one real witch, and that's christine O'Donnell, conservative super witch
--

She had an ad called:

"I'm not a witch. I'm you."

But when you see that in print, you can't help but read it as a truncated version of:

"I'm not a witch. I'm your wife!"

*putters into the kitchen to make a nice MLT*

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at March 01, 2017 01:14 PM (PXbkt)

211 Has a party ever walked out so quickly after a presidential address?

I don't remember it happening.

I know they have to play to their base but they're treading on thin ice.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 01, 2017 01:14 PM (4ErVI)

212 Sigh

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at March 01, 2017 01:15 PM (XydNs)

213 How come these kind of spells never worked for me?

Posted by: Sabrina at March 01, 2017 01:15 PM (Dg36k)

214 Cute girl. Shame about the crazy.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at March 01, 2017 01:15 PM (x3uSY)

215 You rock, votermom.

IIRC wasn't the King of Jordan also in an episode of Star Trek?

Definitely an interesting guy.

Posted by: Emile Antoon Khadaji at March 01, 2017 01:15 PM (rvzMR)

216 There's only one real witch,

--------------

My ex?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 01, 2017 01:12 PM (kca06)

Would you be physically able to type that if she was?

Posted by: BurtTC at March 01, 2017 01:15 PM (TOk1P)

217 >>>Where's Jackstraw? He was 100% sure Trump was going sell us out on amnesty based on rumors.

These weird pre-speech and/or pre-announcement rumors happen every time. It's kind of bizarre at this point.

Posted by: Max Power at March 01, 2017 01:16 PM (QCc6B)

218 >>> In The Craft Balk was the lead witch b1tch.

As a child, she played Dorothy in Return to Oz. That was one weird flick.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 01, 2017 01:16 PM (7z3MT)

219 IIRC wasn't the King of Jordan also in an episode of Star Trek?

======================

Is he the one that married the girl from Michigan?

Posted by: grammie winger at March 01, 2017 01:16 PM (bpfzP)

220 ISIS is a JV team and al-Qaeda is on the run!

Posted by: Barack Obama at March 01, 2017 01:16 PM (FqgrG)

221 My ex?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 01, 2017 01:12 PM (kca06)

Would you be physically able to type that if she was?
Posted by: BurtTC

I got better.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 01, 2017 01:16 PM (kca06)

222 I've always like Black Magic Woman by Santana.

It was our song first, you know.

Posted by: Fleetwood Mac at March 01, 2017 01:16 PM (X6fMO)

223 Then again;

"There is an awkwardness about the hands, sort of a mutated fourth finger....."

She is an Invader!

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at March 01, 2017 01:17 PM (x3uSY)

224
The binding spell failed because Lana Del Rey didn't get naked

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 01, 2017 01:17 PM (lKyWE)

225 215 You rock, votermom.

IIRC wasn't the King of Jordan also in an episode of Star Trek?

Definitely an interesting guy.
Posted by: Emile Antoon Khadaji at March 01, 2017 01:15 PM (rvzMR)

Yes. Granted, it was "Voyager" but still pretty cool.

Posted by: josephistan at March 01, 2017 01:17 PM (7HtZB)

226
As opposed to TFG's speech where he claimed his election had made ocean levels drop?
Posted by: redbanzai at March 01, 2017 01:14 PM (FTXAT)

Wasn't that just his nomination that was going to do that?

Posted by: buzzion at March 01, 2017 01:17 PM (z/Ubi)

227 I'm more interested to hear from Bill Wynn

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at March 01, 2017 01:17 PM (XydNs)

228 Balk was hot in American history x but that movie was difficult to masturbate to

Posted by: Bigg7s at March 01, 2017 01:17 PM (VsTLe)

229 Ace: "Update: I overslept and missed the Blue Checkmark Mafia's Daily Freakout"

I'd call that a PLUS normally, but I suppose for someone running a Smart Military Blog, scanning and reading the BCm Mafia is required.

Posted by: Janir at March 01, 2017 01:17 PM (Lk5qN)

230 I had a dream about Hillary last night. It must have been caused by a spell.

Posted by: LASue, the most deplorable at March 01, 2017 01:17 PM (CLKfs)

231 Bitches' Spell of Winding also fails.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at March 01, 2017 01:17 PM (kfcYC)

232 Posted by: Bigg7s at March 01, 2017 01:17 PM (VsTLe)

lmao

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at March 01, 2017 01:18 PM (nDcc3)

233 220 ISIS is a JV team and al-Qaeda is on the run!
Posted by: Barack Obama at March 01, 2017 01:16 PM (FqgrG)

+++

Lies are a many splendid thing.

Posted by: Barack the Splendid at March 01, 2017 01:18 PM (Ivjge)

234 I think the whole "wear white dresses" and the folksy southern Dem response was an attempt to appeal to middle America and seem all home spun and traditional. They were counting on Trump going bombastic and attacking everyone like he has several times by surprise in the past, and being the peaceful, reasonable, unifying contrast. Look at us ol' gals in our pretty dresses, and here's Colonel Sanders to wax small town in a little diner full of older white folks!

Instead President Trump was a professional statesman leader and they looked stupid and weird, and the rebuttal was vaguely creepy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2017 01:18 PM (39g3+)

235 I'm more interested to hear from Bill Wynn

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at March 01, 2017 01:17 PM (XydNs)

He's a very busy man. Those toilets at the Chamber of Commerce aren't going to clean themselves

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 01, 2017 01:18 PM (493sH)

236 The change in tone, by itself, was enough to win many over. That's before we get to the plea for bipartisanship on behalf of the people.

Did anyone count the "I, me or mines"? Yeah me either.

It was all built not just on ideas, but things he has already accomplished in one short month.

I suspect the big things like Obamacare and tax reform will get done. Because not doing so, or being the party who holds those up, will have a devastating effect.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 01, 2017 01:18 PM (gjdGN)

237 I knew Elvira, i fapped to Elvira when I was 14, and Lana Del Rey - you, dear, are no Elvira

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at March 01, 2017 12:51 PM (iooPU)

While in college I held lookout while my buddy stole a life-sized Elvira ad-board from a liquor store.

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at March 01, 2017 01:13 PM (yXZIP)

Favorite line from the otherwise fairly forgettable Elvira movie: She's holding some sort of event to try to win over the skeptical town folk, and things go horribly wrong. During the after action review, as everyone is sitting around being sad, she says "So much for my big opening..."

Then darts her eyes after realizing what she had said. I know, I know... but I can't recall laughing harder at a movie line before or since.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 01, 2017 01:19 PM (TOk1P)

238 Just to correct any potential misconceptions, Robin Tunney is the actress. Justine Tunney is a tranny.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 01, 2017 01:19 PM (7z3MT)

239 97% of Scientists say Trumps speech sucked.

The Science is settled!!11!!

Posted by: Bill Nye at March 01, 2017 01:19 PM (Mxs5H)

240 the rebuttal was vaguely creepy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2017 01:18 PM (39g3+)

It seemed really petty and small.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 01, 2017 01:19 PM (jK8Z7)

241 Instead President Trump was a professional statesman leader and they looked stupid and weird, and the rebuttal was vaguely creepy.

They'll never learn.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 01, 2017 01:19 PM (kca06)

242 228 Balk was hot in American history x but that movie was difficult to masturbate to

That's one of those movies you really only need to watch once.

Posted by: Emile Antoon Khadaji at March 01, 2017 01:20 PM (rvzMR)

243 piano mover guy @ 214- cute girl
The most dangerous witches are good-looking. Duh. Nobody messes around with an ugly witch, even when the excellent/wicked/magic poon is incantated.

Posted by: Eromero at March 01, 2017 01:20 PM (zLDYs)

244 Bitterly clinging to their negativity

Posted by: gapoz at March 01, 2017 01:20 PM (thyJJ)

245 Fairuza Balk was kind of cute as a young woman but she always had this "most likely to burn down the house giggling while granny is locked inside" vibe. Not the fun kind of crazy but the scary kind of crazy sipping tea and staring over it waiting for you to drink yours.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2017 01:20 PM (39g3+)

246 Hey, here's a totally unknown band from 1968 with a pretty decent devil related song-

"Race With the Devil" The Gun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLr011i1x48

youtube strikes again!

Posted by: naturalfake at March 01, 2017 01:20 PM (9q7Dl)

247 I was tearing up right with Carryn Owens.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 01, 2017 01:20 PM (gjdGN)

248 193,
"The spell has already started rebounding in harm:

Epic Oscars flub

Meryl Streep trips on her gown on red carpet

Dem wimmenz pick the stupidest uniform color, look like KKK

Dems getting criticized for not standing even for SEAL's widow

Dem's pick losing Dem governor candidate to speech where Trump mentions winning Republican governor"

It's always been there to see but the power of the media to not show that which must be hidden is failing flailing.

Posted by: geoffb5 at March 01, 2017 01:20 PM (d3wbb)

249 A young Balk was hot in Valmont.

Posted by: davidt at March 01, 2017 01:20 PM (XoldI)

250 One last tune then back to the Master Class

https://youtu.be/sLABwwmKdyc

Seems appropriate since exercise is about editing for this chapter.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 01, 2017 01:21 PM (4H105)

251 The entire time I was watching the dem response I kept wondering how they got this corpse to sit there and jabber at me.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at March 01, 2017 01:21 PM (FqgrG)

252 "235 I'm more interested to hear from Bill Wynn

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at March 01, 2017 01:17 PM (XydNs)

He's a very busy man. Those toilets at the Chamber of Commerce aren't going to clean themselves"

I am a lifelong Republican, but I am thinking of moving to Brattleboro, Vt where the residents are much more sensible in their politics. Also, many early nights.

Posted by: Bull Wynn at March 01, 2017 01:21 PM (OD2ni)

253 207. 'Did you ever hear the Legend of Darth Trumpis the Huge, Luxurious, and Classy?'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 01, 2017 01:21 PM (bREx5)

254 She's wearing too much for that spell to work, and she needs a leering demon head altar with a lolling tongue to have a chance.

https://annarchive.com/files/Drmg114.pdf

Posted by: Jean at March 01, 2017 01:21 PM (zZb/S)

255 >>>As a child, she played Dorothy in Return to Oz. That was one weird flick.

i've only seen scenes from it, but a lot of people talk about that being really strange and nightmare fuel for younger viewers.

Posted by: ace at March 01, 2017 01:22 PM (8rNrN)

256 247,

Ditto.

Posted by: geoffb5 at March 01, 2017 01:22 PM (d3wbb)

257 rebuttal was vaguely creepy

+++

Infomercial for diabetes meds

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at March 01, 2017 01:22 PM (XydNs)

258 Favorite line from the otherwise fairly forgettable Elvira movie: She's holding some sort of event to try to win over the skeptical town folk, and things go horribly wrong. During the after action review, as everyone is sitting around being sad, she says "So much for my big opening..."

Then darts her eyes after realizing what she had said. I know, I know... but I can't recall laughing harder at a movie line before or since.
*
*
Reminds me of the telegram Dorothy Parker send to a stage actress acquaintance: A HAND ON YOUR OPENING AND MAY YOUR PARTS GROW BIGGER.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 01, 2017 01:22 PM (Dg36k)

259 It's always been there to see but the power of the media to not show that which must be hidden is failing flailing.

Posted by: geoffb5 at March 01, 2017 01:20 PM (d3wbb)

I think the proportion of screwups to rational actions by the Left is rising. At some point, it becomes impossible to contain them all.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 01, 2017 01:22 PM (jK8Z7)

260 245 Fairuza Balk was kind of cute as a young woman but she always had this "most likely to burn down the house giggling while granny is locked inside" vibe. Not the fun kind of crazy but the scary kind of crazy sipping tea and staring over it waiting for you to drink yours.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2017 01:20 PM (39g3+)

Agreed and I'm surprised she didn't embrace it and really run with it. Probably too afraid of being type cast but really her career hasn't been blockbuster so in retrospect she should've always played the chick with the really freaking crazy vibe.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 01, 2017 01:22 PM (4ErVI)

261 200 posts in on a witch thread and nobody mentions Bobby Bare's Marie Laveau?

Sometimes I don't know you people.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 01, 2017 01:22 PM (X6fMO)

262 Balk was hot in American history x but that movie was difficult to masturbate to

That's one of those movies you really only need to watch once.
Posted by: Emile Antoon Khadaji at March 01, 2017 01:20 PM (rvzMR)

Yeah, it ain't exactly the feel-good movie of the summer that you keep in the DVD player. But that once-through is definitely warranted.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 01, 2017 01:22 PM (8nWyX)

263 The rebuttal came of as disingenuous and phony.

Like the tubes in the Midwest don't know they've been bent over the barrel by Democrats and will someone trust them because the old creepy guy out of Poltergeist states they should.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 01, 2017 01:23 PM (gjdGN)

264 First there was Trump getting elected, which TOTALLY shattered my belief in the power of "spirit cooking," and now THIS!

I'm tellin' ya: backing Satan is starting to look like a bad bet.

Posted by: RKae at March 01, 2017 01:23 PM (4DpAT)

265 Or a mesothelioma class action lawsuit come on

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at March 01, 2017 01:23 PM (XydNs)

266 What was the significance of all the Dem women wearing white? Showcasing their virginity?

Posted by: grammie winger at March 01, 2017 01:23 PM (bpfzP)

267 What's the Blue Checkmark Mafia? Something to do with that twitter whore?

Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at March 01, 2017 01:24 PM (Jcg9Q)

268 I've been trying to tell people that the reason that binding spell didn't work is that, at at the same time, I cast 5 polygonal dice and the all came up 13's, which cast the Wizard's Magic Unicorn Horn up the Witches Bunghole spell. That pretty much ruined any concentration they may have had.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 01, 2017 01:24 PM (YsaNw)

269 >>> Thrice Fold Rule which means those who 'cast' this spell will suffer three times worse because the spell has apparently bounced off the intended target.

Ahhhh Anna, THAT explains what happened to Nancy Pelosi's face last night!

Posted by: LizLem at March 01, 2017 01:24 PM (hvf9s)

270 What was the significance of all the Dem women wearing white? Showcasing their virginity?

Posted by: grammie winger at March 01, 2017 01:23 PM (bpfzP)

Somebody needs to start a Klan meme with them.

Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at March 01, 2017 01:24 PM (Jcg9Q)

271 Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Another man done gone...

Posted by: IP at March 01, 2017 01:25 PM (yV4wg)

272 What Trump wants to do is put America and Aerican Citizens first. The reality is that people in this country that find it objectionable are a tiny yet vocal minority.

He has laid a trap. You can't say with a straight face and object to this idea without looking like somebody who is dishonest and borderline seditious. It's impossible. There is nothing dark and divisive about putting the interests of America and American Citizens first.

Going against this alienates you from 80%+ of our country who does love America.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at March 01, 2017 01:25 PM (OoOd6)

273 The rebuttal came of as disingenuous and phony.
--

"First I was a Demorat, then I was a Republican, and now I'm old, white, confused, and sitting in front of a bunch of people who could be cardboard standups at a movie theater."

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at March 01, 2017 01:25 PM (J5mC3)

274 The white made them look like mental patients or tablecloths. I can't decide.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 01, 2017 01:25 PM (gjdGN)

275 "What was the significance of all the Dem women wearing white? Showcasing their virginity?"

Nah, they wanted to do a shout out to all the good work the Democrat Party did in the 19th century, hence the choice of KKK White.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 01, 2017 01:25 PM (YsaNw)

276 >>>>I think the whole "wear white dresses" and the folksy southern Dem
response was an attempt to appeal to middle America and seem all home
spun and traditional. They were counting on Trump going bombastic and
attacking everyone like he has several times by surprise in the past,
and being the peaceful, reasonable, unifying contrast. Look at us
ol' gals in our pretty dresses, and here's Colonel Sanders to wax small
town in a little diner full of older white folks!

Instead President Trump was a professional statesman leader and they
looked stupid and weird, and the rebuttal was vaguely creepy.
.
.
.And he played them like a master. He had then entire left and msm convinced that he was going to be loud bombastic and come out swinging on the fake news and all sorts of stuff.

I am convinced that he directed some aides to leak all sorts of nonsense to give the left and the msm all kind of ridiculous things to latch onto and they fell for it.

I read a half dozen stories yesterday about unnamed officials claims Trump will soften his stance on immigration and a leaked memo says Trump will not repeal obamacare..... etc. and he stayed with his campaign promises.

Well played President Trump, well played indeed.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 01, 2017 01:25 PM (le7jz)

277 Trumpus Maximus!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 01, 2017 01:25 PM (0tfLf)

278 258. He's not just famous, he's in-famous.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 01, 2017 01:26 PM (bREx5)

279 270
What was the significance of all the Dem women wearing white? Showcasing their virginity?

Posted by: grammie winger at March 01, 2017 01:23 PM (bpfzP)

Somebody needs to start a Klan meme with them.

Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at March 01, 2017 01:24 PM (Jcg9Q)

The Klannettes.

Posted by: davidt at March 01, 2017 01:26 PM (XoldI)

280 I am a lifelong Republican, but I am thinking of
moving to Brattleboro, Vt where the residents are much more sensible in
their politics. Also, many early nights.

Posted by: Bull Wynn at March 01, 2017 01:21 PM (OD2ni)

Goes to show you what the moon can do.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 01, 2017 01:26 PM (jK8Z7)

281 What's the Blue Checkmark Mafia? Something to do with that twitter whore?
Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at March 01, 2017 01:24 PM (Jcg9Q)

Twitter vets the Big Fancies to make sure that it's their twitter account and not an impostor, then gives them a blue checkmark next to their names so people know it's them. Milo IIRC was stripped of his blue checkmark before being banned for illegal opinions about a shit movie.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 01, 2017 01:26 PM (8nWyX)

282 Sometimes I don't know you people.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 01, 2017 01:22 PM (X6fMO)

Hahahaha!!! I would call that into the local dj on request line every weekend.

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at March 01, 2017 01:26 PM (yXZIP)

283 Anything from dagny and the dog?

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 01, 2017 01:26 PM (CPk08)

284 rebuttal was vaguely creepy

+++

Infomercial for diabetes meds

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands
-----
I thought he was trying to sell me some catheters.

Posted by: Dang at March 01, 2017 01:26 PM (8b+oT)

285 Why wasn't the rebuttal delivered by a Muslim transgendered person of color?

Are Democrats that sexist, racist, and Islamophobic?

Posted by: Furious George at March 01, 2017 01:27 PM (j+dfT)

286 Somebody, Pelosi probably, had to get them all together and say "Hey - I want us all to wear white to Trump's speech." I just can't figure out what reason she gave.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 01, 2017 01:27 PM (bpfzP)

287 "Three fold rule" - isn't that the same thing as the "I'm Rubber, You're Glue" thing?

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 01, 2017 01:27 PM (YsaNw)

288 277. Are you not entertained?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at March 01, 2017 01:27 PM (bREx5)

289 Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 01, 2017 01:26 PM (jK8Z7)

The moon is going to be weaponized by private individuals who throw moon rocks down at us hitting the earth with the same impact of 100 nuclear weapons.

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at March 01, 2017 01:27 PM (nDcc3)

290 What was the significance of all the Dem women wearing white? Showcasing their virginity?

Posted by: grammie winger

Suffrage movement thing. Because women aren't allowed to vote, I guess.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 01, 2017 01:28 PM (ZFUt7)

291 The first shout out from the president was to Black History Month..with half the audience dressed in KKK white.

Awkward.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 01, 2017 01:28 PM (gjdGN)

292 Wiccan chic is putting off a serious hot/crazy vibe.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 01, 2017 01:28 PM (1ZlS3)

293 Posted by: Jean at March 01, 2017 01:21 PM (zZb/S)

Heck, I had that issue.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase A Plethora of Pungent Pithy Phrases at the Outrage Outlet! at March 01, 2017 01:28 PM (hLRSq)

294 That's neat, the first editing sample is from Patterson's new book Humans, Bow Down which is basically a rewrite of SkyNet but with no time travel.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 01, 2017 01:28 PM (4H105)

295 Salma Hayak dancing with a snake. Yum.

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at March 01, 2017 01:28 PM (yXZIP)

296 Somebody needs to start a Klan meme with them.
--

Like this?

http://tinyurl.com/jx4tznq

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at March 01, 2017 01:28 PM (J5mC3)

297 Twitter vets the Big Fancies to make sure that it's their twitter account and not an impostor, then gives them a blue checkmark next to their names so people know it's them. Milo IIRC was stripped of his blue checkmark before being banned for illegal opinions about a shit movie.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 01, 2017 01:26 PM (8nWyX)

Thanks hogmartin.

Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at March 01, 2017 01:28 PM (Jcg9Q)

298 Shirley, I wasn't the only one stroking at midnight.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at March 01, 2017 01:28 PM (Re/7S)

299 The Demoncraps, rebuttal guy reminded me of the Heaven's Gate Leader, Marshall Applewhite. Did a witch dig up the body and re-animated him?

Posted by: Strobe at March 01, 2017 01:28 PM (gbWkA)

300 In a perfect world, Sean Spicer would be the guy who tweets using the @sean_spicier handle as a way to blow off steam and snark anonymously

Posted by: Lizzy at March 01, 2017 01:29 PM (NOIQH)

301 And then my 10-year-old daughter turned to me and said, "Why are they clapping for the angry man, daddy?" and we both broke down in tears.

When will Trump learn not to do public speaking?

Posted by: Concerny Concern McConcernyson at March 01, 2017 01:29 PM (nlbfN)

302
The Science is settled!!11!!
Posted by: Bill Nye

Bow tie daddy don't you blow your top.
Everything's under control.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 01, 2017 01:29 PM (IqV8l)

303 Remember Aunt Clara on Bewitched who always screwed up her spells? The Dem witch isn't the chick in the photo, it's old Aunt Clara - which explains everything that has happened during the 8 months or so.

Aunt Clara: Brexit will fail! Opps...
Aunt Clara: The Indians will win the WS! Opps....
Aunt Clara: Hillary will be president! Opps...
Aunt Clara: Atlanta will win the SB! Opps..
Aunt Clara: LaLaLand wins Best Picture! Opps...

Well, actually, that last was Warren Beatty.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at March 01, 2017 01:29 PM (ZM2xo)

304 I can't believe the response codger mentioned something about how people could pursue the American by being a coal miner.

Check your notes, gramps.

Posted by: Dang at March 01, 2017 01:29 PM (8b+oT)

305 Infomercial for diabetes meds

++++++++++++++++++++

Wilford Brimley unavailable ?

Posted by: EVLINC! at March 01, 2017 01:29 PM (y3aQB)

306 292 Wiccan chic is putting off a serious hot/crazy vibe.
==

I'm a little bit worried about her right leg being twenty times thicker than her left. That can't be healthy.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at March 01, 2017 01:29 PM (PXbkt)

307 do we start being evil again?"
"Tonight!!! Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha*cough*cough*hack*shart*."
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase A Plethora of Pungent Pithy Phrases at the Outrage Outlet! at March 01, 2017 12:50 PM (hLR

Poetry.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at March 01, 2017 01:30 PM (wW1da)

308 "Ahhhh Anna, THAT explains what happened to Nancy Pelosi's face last night!"

Someone said that Elena Kagan briefly lost her composure as Trump was speaking and "looked like she ate a bug".

And I'm still wondering what went wrong at the taxidermist that they couldn't get Ginsburg there for the big show.

Because if you think what's going on with Trump and the left *now* is completely over the top, well, if the Notorious RBG croaks... it's Katy [Tur] bar the door.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 01, 2017 01:30 PM (noWW6)

309
Somebody needs to start a Klan meme with them.
Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at March 01, 2017 01:24 PM (Jcg9Q)

When I saw them last night I thought that they sort of looked like the ladies auxiliary for the klan

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 01, 2017 01:30 PM (lKyWE)

310 >>>>He's not just famous, he's in-famous.<<<<

That movie really should get more love.

"Sew granny! Sew like the wind!"

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at March 01, 2017 01:31 PM (x3uSY)

311 290 What was the significance of all the Dem women wearing white? Showcasing their virginity?

Posted by: grammie winger

Suffrage movement thing. Because women aren't allowed to vote, I guess.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 01, 2017 01:28 PM (ZFUt7)

===================

It's almost like there really isn't any sort of large civil rights movement that can galvanize a country in this day and age, so the aging hippies who are desperately clinging to whatever power they have left are appropriating civil rights iconography from the past.

Couldn't be that, could it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 01, 2017 01:31 PM (EvBgT)

312
Darn, still haven't been able to watch the speech (or is it "THE SPEECH"?)

Anyway, I am glad he is chewing gum and kickin butt. (Although, repeal and replace)*.

*yes, I know my concern is { x } noted.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 01, 2017 01:31 PM (ODxAs)

313 Every time the camera panned to Pelosi it looked like she just finished sucking her thumb.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 01, 2017 01:31 PM (gjdGN)

314 You know, these witches are just as conservative as Trump .

True fact.

Posted by: Erickk Erickkssson, Jonah Goldberf, and PitterPatterico at March 01, 2017 01:31 PM (6TED6)

315 It makes me wonder if Melania found out about that white dress thing in advance - she was absolutely stunning in all black.

When she entered, it was kind of like Maleficent had just walked in, putting every democrat woman in the room to shame just by her presence.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 01, 2017 01:31 PM (YsaNw)

316 Posted by: grammie winger at March 01, 2017 01:27 PM (bpfzP)

She told everyone that it would show unity in their opposition to the policies of the Taft Administration.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase A Plethora of Pungent Pithy Phrases at the Outrage Outlet! at March 01, 2017 01:31 PM (hLRSq)

317 Somebody needs to start a Klan meme with them.

Heh-it's already been done.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 01, 2017 01:31 PM (ul9CR)

318 Somebody needs to start a Klan meme with them.
--

Like this?

http://tinyurl.com/jx4tznq

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at March 01, 2017 01:28 PM (J5mC3)

LOL.

Maybe they could do a Women of the Klan photo calend....on second thought, after reviewing their photos, scratch that.

Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at March 01, 2017 01:31 PM (Jcg9Q)

319 What was the significance of all the Dem women wearing white?
It's for the Days of Rag. They're following it up with the Million Menses March sometime next month if they synch up their schedules.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 01, 2017 01:31 PM (nlbfN)

320 And then my 10-year-old daughter turned to me and said, "Why are they clapping for the angry man, daddy?" and we both broke down in tears.

When will Trump learn not to do public speaking?

Posted by: Concerny Concern McConcernyson at March 01, 2017 01:29 PM (nlbfN)

I miss the old internet, before the twitter swarms. When a meme could be mocked endlessly, and everyone knew exactly who all the players were.

Where have you gone, Che Che.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 01, 2017 01:31 PM (TOk1P)

321 Wiccan chic is putting off a serious hot/crazy vibe.
Posted by: ScoggDog

----

Wiccan chick is off-putting.

Posted by: RKae at March 01, 2017 01:32 PM (4DpAT)

322 I'm a little bit worried about her right leg being twenty times thicker than her left. That can't be healthy.

Meh. I can work around that.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 01, 2017 01:32 PM (1ZlS3)

323 Fairuza Balk has a website. She seems to have become a crazy leftwing artist.

https://www.fairuza.org/photos

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 01, 2017 01:32 PM (wyaWc)

324 This is Casey Kasam next on American Top forty is a new group called the Klanettes and their first entry "Burning Down the White House."

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 01, 2017 01:32 PM (4H105)

325 And yet my FB feed is 95% negative. Becuz my lefty friends all have to whine about it, while my righty friends keep posting pics of their vacations and their kids.

Posted by: pkudude99 at March 01, 2017 01:32 PM (uRJ/H)

326 Somebody needs to start a Klan meme with them.

Heh-it's already been done.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?

----

Pretty sure Margaret Sanger did it a good 90 years ago.

Posted by: RKae at March 01, 2017 01:32 PM (4DpAT)

327 Like this?

http://tinyurl.com/jx4tznq

LOL-yep, that's the one!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 01, 2017 01:33 PM (ul9CR)

328 Somebody needs to start a Klan meme with them.

******

Friggin' hilarious!!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 01, 2017 01:33 PM (0tfLf)

329 If the threefold rule means bad juju then I guess the horde having the hots for her is a start

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at March 01, 2017 01:33 PM (XydNs)

330 Was the white for surrender?

Honestly, did they think Trump would come out throwing chairs or something?

It was mass delusion. Like Jonestown without the Kool-aid.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 01, 2017 01:33 PM (gjdGN)

331 325 And yet my FB feed is 95% negative. Becuz my lefty friends all have to whine about it, while my righty friends keep posting pics of their vacations and their kids.
Posted by: pkudude99 at March 01, 2017 01:32 PM (uRJ/H)

==================

It might be emblematic of what happens to your life when you let politics replace any other search for higher meaning.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 01, 2017 01:33 PM (EvBgT)

332 NBC...

The move is a nod to the women's suffrage movement, which encouraged followers to dress in white as a symbol of purity. During last year's election, Democrat Hillary Clinton - the first woman to be nominated for president on a major political party's ticket - was known for wearing white pantsuits during key campaign appearances and also wore all white at Trump's presidential inauguration.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 01, 2017 01:33 PM (ZFUt7)

333 >>It's almost like there really isn't any sort of large civil rights
movement that can galvanize a country in this day and age, so the aging
hippies who are desperately clinging to whatever power they have left
are appropriating civil rights iconography from the past.

Couldn't be that, could it?

It's EXACTLY like that.
They likely thought wearing pussy hats was too over the top, but after last night, I would not be surprised if they wear the hats and/or pink suits next time just to crank it up a notch. They a desperate for relevance with their base.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 01, 2017 01:34 PM (NOIQH)

334 The Women in White shtick came off creepy-cultish; an ill-conceived memorial to Jonestown.

Posted by: 13times at March 01, 2017 01:34 PM (WHVu+)

335
And yet my FB feed is 95% negative. Becuz my lefty friends all have to
whine about it, while my righty friends keep posting pics of their
vacations and their kids.
--
*cough* block the lefties*cough*

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at March 01, 2017 01:34 PM (J5mC3)

336 313
Every time the camera panned to Pelosi it looked like she just finished sucking her thumb.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 01, 2017 01:31 PM (gjdGN)

I thought it looked like she was going to puke. I can imagine watching your Democratic caucus implode from looking like a bunch of sore loser cry babies has got to create a sour stomach.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 01, 2017 01:34 PM (jxbfJ)

337 Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 01, 2017 01:33 PM (ZFUt7)

Hillary's as pure as a drainage ditch.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at March 01, 2017 01:34 PM (ZM2xo)

338 Fairuza Balk, of all people, is a crazy leftwinger?!?!?!?!?

Nothing makes sense anymore.

My whole world is falling apart.

Posted by: eleven at March 01, 2017 01:34 PM (qUNWi)

339 Fairuza Balk has a website. She seems to have become a crazy leftwing artist.

https://www.fairuza.org/photos

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 01, 2017 01:32 PM (wyaWc)

Undoubtedly. Sure. I can't think of any reason to follow the link.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 01, 2017 01:34 PM (TOk1P)

340 That rebuttal should have had background music.

By Sarah MacLaughlin....

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 01, 2017 01:34 PM (wtvvX)

341

In the CIA, we used witches to torture our enemies. I ran the top-secret witch project from the basement of my mom's house.

Operation Toil and Trouble

Yeah.

Did I mention that I hate Donald Trump?

Posted by: Egg McMooflin at March 01, 2017 01:34 PM (6TED6)

342 >>>>I'm a little bit worried about her right leg being twenty times thicker than her left. That can't be healthy.<<<<<

That's where the tentacles are hidden.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at March 01, 2017 01:35 PM (x3uSY)

343 They just sat there like a bunch of eggs in an egg crate.

Posted by: davidt at March 01, 2017 01:35 PM (XoldI)

344 The Women in White shtick came off creepy-cultish; an ill-conceived memorial to Jonestown.
--

To be honest, I'm shocked that there were no walk outs, or anything horrid like that. I really expected some unpleasant drama from the left.

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at March 01, 2017 01:35 PM (J5mC3)

345 "We wear white to unite against any
attempts by the Trump administration to roll back the incredible
progress women have made in the last century, and we will continue to
support the advancement of all women," Florida Democratic Rep. Lois
Frankel, the chair of the working group, said in a statement.

The
members are wearing white to show support for Planned Parenthood,
affordable health care, reproductive rights, equal pay, paid leave,
affordable child care and lives free from fear and violence," the
statement also said.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 01, 2017 01:35 PM (bpfzP)

346 "When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightning or in rain?"

"When the pussy hat is spun. When Trump has lost, and Hillary has won. That will be ere the set of sun. According to the prophet Bill of Wunne."

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 01, 2017 01:35 PM (7z3MT)

347 The move is a nod to the women's suffrage movement, which encouraged followers to dress in white as a symbol of purity.

...a Republican Party movement, opposed by Democrats

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2017 01:36 PM (39g3+)

348 Hillary didn't give me a shout-out and after all the work I did for her and Bill.

Now she'll never be President.

Posted by: zombie rev. jim jones at March 01, 2017 01:36 PM (nlbfN)

349 White. The color of abortion is apparently white.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 01, 2017 01:36 PM (bpfzP)

350 Hello everyone. My congresscritter Barbara Lee called after President Trump's speech last night. She was holding a conference call with her constituents and wanted to express dismay over the President's remarks. I didn't bother participating; the last couple times I ended up cussing some the other constituents out because they are so damn stupid.

On another note, according to the Daily Beast, Disney will include a gay scene in it's live-action Beauty and the Beast movie. Sigh...

Posted by: I Be That Chick on her iPhone at March 01, 2017 01:36 PM (S/qwI)

351 333 It's EXACTLY like that.
They likely thought wearing pussy hats was too over the top, but after last night, I would not be surprised if they wear the hats and/or pink suits next time just to crank it up a notch. They a desperate for relevance with their base.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 01, 2017 01:34 PM (NOIQH)

====================

"I'm important, DAD! My fight is real, DAD! It's the fight of the generation, DAD! Send me more money, DAD!"
-Very smart college student who's struggling with their core classes but acing that gender studies course

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 01, 2017 01:36 PM (EvBgT)

352 When I saw them last night I thought that they sort of looked like the ladies auxiliary for the klan
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 01, 2017 01:30 PM (lKyWE)

Ku Klux Klam

Posted by: josephistan at March 01, 2017 01:37 PM (7HtZB)

353 The move is a nod to the women's suffrage movement, which encouraged followers to dress in white as a symbol of purity.

==

'Purity' means no dicks ever went inside them, right?

Just checking.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 01, 2017 01:37 PM (6TED6)

354 She seems to have become a crazy leftwing artist.

https://www.fairuza.org/photos

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 01, 2017 01:32 PM (wyaWc)

I sense a little redundancy in that statement.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 01, 2017 01:37 PM (WDdjT)

355 335
And yet my FB feed is 95% negative. Becuz my lefty friends all have to
whine about it, while my righty friends keep posting pics of their
vacations and their kids.
--
*cough* block the lefties*cough*
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at March 01, 2017 01:34 PM (J5mC3)

===================

*cough*stop going to FB*cough*
*cough*read more books*cough*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 01, 2017 01:37 PM (EvBgT)

356 Ku Klux Klam
Posted by: josephistan at March 01, 2017 01:37 PM (7HtZB)

Thread. Winner.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 01, 2017 01:37 PM (wtvvX)

357 The thing that has to happen now, like it always does, is that these people will begin explaining how Trump appealed to the stupid and racist, and how the minority of people, The Smart Ones, can see past through this, but The Dumb Ones can't.

Americans spent the last 8 years being told they're too stupid to grasp the brilliance of Owebama and his legislation. They're tired of it.

You just keep fucking that chicken, LSM. It's long since caught on fire and burned to a crisp from all the friction, but you just keep on fuckin it.

Posted by: Sponge at March 01, 2017 01:38 PM (ooC43)

358 None of those females are Vestal virgins. Of course they could all be Pythian harridans easily since they are honked out of Leftism gas.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 01, 2017 01:38 PM (4H105)

359 The way I see it is that he proposed government doing its job and getting out of the way otherwise. How can that be scary? The left and nevertrump gope are clueless.

Posted by: USNtakim at March 01, 2017 01:38 PM (hMqvx)

360 The fact that we're all asking WTH is up with them wearing white means their attempted message was totally lost.

KKK Meme? Priceless.

Shadenboner of a gem cutting quality from the epic fails, but please Libs, please, keep trying.

Posted by: IP at March 01, 2017 01:38 PM (yV4wg)

361 Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 01, 2017 01:35 PM (7z3MT)

*applauds*

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase A Plethora of Pungent Pithy Phrases at the Outrage Outlet! at March 01, 2017 01:38 PM (hLRSq)

362 isn't his theme song the Rolling Stones 'You Can't Always Get What You Want'?
===
176 Did Trump come out with theme music like a pro wrestler?if not,fail.
Posted by: steevy
===
For Those About to Rock - AC DC
wearing a mink coat over a hoodie.
It was epic.
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 01, 2017 12:55 PM (6TED6)
-------------------------------------------------------------
KISS + War Machine
Posted by: EVLINC! at March 01, 2017 01:09 PM (y3aQB)

Posted by: the Butcher at March 01, 2017 01:38 PM (AGJqR)

363 -Very smart college student who's struggling with their core classes but acing that gender studies course

What a stupid course. Back in my day, it was all independent research.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 01, 2017 01:38 PM (1ZlS3)

364 Nothing better then watching witches hurl fireballs at each other when they fight.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 01, 2017 01:39 PM (6LwXe)

365 To be honest, I'm shocked that there were no walk outs, or anything horrid like that. I really expected some unpleasant drama from the left.

Again, I think the Democratic Party strategy was to be the calm adults contrasted with craaaazy Donald Trump throwing a frothing fit in the hallowed halls of congress.

Didn't turn out that way. The guy is like a Kung Fu master, turning their attacks against them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2017 01:39 PM (39g3+)

366 I'm a little bit worried about her right leg being twenty times thicker than her left. That can't be healthy.

Meh. I can work around that.
Posted by: ScoggDog

-----

“ Getting in bed, I cuddled next to her good leg.” -- Mason Williams 1969

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 01, 2017 01:39 PM (ZO497)

367 I sense a little redundancy in that statement.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 01, 2017 01:37 PM (WDdjT)

I've known relatively sane leftwing artists.

I've known crazy artists who weren't really leftwing.

I know a sane rightwing artist.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 01, 2017 01:39 PM (wyaWc)

368 Someone asked for a KKK ladies meme

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/836777067421265920

Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 01, 2017 01:39 PM (Om16U)

369 347 The move is a nod to the women's suffrage movement, which encouraged followers to dress in white as a symbol of purity.

...a Republican Party movement, opposed by Democrats
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2017 01:36 PM (39g3+)

======================

"Slavery was done by Republicans! Lincoln was a Democrat! My gender studies professor told me so! And when my history professor told me I was wrong, I accused him of rape and got him fired!"
-Very smart college student who's struggling with their core classes but acing that gender studies course

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 01, 2017 01:39 PM (EvBgT)

370 My relatives in flyover country were aghast at the Democrats behavior. Then they were insulted when they through that creepy ex democrat up for the rebuttal.

The quote was "do they think we are stupid rubes?"

Posted by: Marcus T at March 01, 2017 01:39 PM (gjdGN)

371 >>>>"When the pussy hat is spun. When Trump has lost, and Hillary has won.
That will be ere the set of sun. According to the prophet Bill of
Wunne."<<<<

"So wild in their attire, they look not like the inhabitants of the Earth....How now, ye foul liberal midnight hags!"

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at March 01, 2017 01:39 PM (x3uSY)

372 Correction...my congresscritter is Karen Bass. Barbara Lee is in Northern California and does not give interviews or recommendations for members who want to attend a service academy. Why I was thinking of her, who knows. She's a race hustler too.

Posted by: I Be That Chick on her iPhone at March 01, 2017 01:40 PM (S/qwI)

373 'Purity' means no dicks ever went inside them, right?
Just checking.
Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER !

That's extremist. Of course not. As long as they never enjoy coitus they're pure.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 01, 2017 01:40 PM (ZFUt7)

374 Look. I tolerated you spells all last night. Now that we've seen the effectiveness of your spells, I have only one question before I call you your Uber...

Where's my damned sammich?

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at March 01, 2017 01:40 PM (Gh3fw)

375
They just sat there like a bunch of eggs in an egg crate.

I am the eggwoman, we are the eggwomen, I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 01, 2017 01:40 PM (IqV8l)

376 >>The
members are wearing white to show support for Planned Parenthood,

affordable health care, reproductive rights, equal pay, paid leave,

affordable child care and lives free from fear and violence," the

statement also said.

Kinda reminds me of the time me and my HS friends all wore our purple polo shirts and khaki shorts when we went to the mall on Saturday because we thought it would be cool to match or something....yeah, pretty sure that's the last time I coordinated matching outfits with my friends.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 01, 2017 01:41 PM (NOIQH)

377 Was the Dem responder choice Perez's big idea?

Posted by: davidt at March 01, 2017 01:41 PM (XoldI)

378 My relatives in flyover country were aghast at the Democrats behavior.
Then they were insulted when they through that creepy ex democrat up for
the rebuttal.
===

Did you see the people planted behind him in the prop diner?

They looked undead.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 01, 2017 01:41 PM (6TED6)

379 >>>>Ku Klux Klam<<<<

Bravo!

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at March 01, 2017 01:41 PM (x3uSY)

380 "Huntsman is a horrible choice if you want to clean the State Dept of its
careerists, hacks, and uniparty drones. he's worse than McCain.
remember his primary run when he wouldn't criticise Barky."

Part of the Huntsman schtick is passing off the (slow, stilted, phrasebook) Mandarin which he learned as a Mormon missionary as his being "fluent" in the language.

Hopefully what this will amount to is him being posted to China, and regularly stuck with duty in backwater cities in the desert-inland PRC, delivering long boring policy speeches to midlevel Party cadre. While the Chinese officials around him get plowed on mao tai to escape the horrible reality.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 01, 2017 01:41 PM (noWW6)

381 On another note, according to the Daily Beast, Disney will include a gay scene in it's live-action Beauty and the Beast movie. Sigh...

---

Belle and who else?

Posted by: April at March 01, 2017 01:42 PM (PqqkK)

382 350---On another note, according to the Daily Beast, Disney will include a gay scene in it's live-action Beauty and the Beast movie. Sigh...
Posted by: I Be That Chick on her iPhone at March 01, 2017 01:36 PM (S/qwI)
-------------------------------------
Good grief.
The candlestick and the clock?!?

The Left ruins EVERYTHING.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 01, 2017 01:42 PM (Nox3c)

383 Very smart college student who's struggling with their core classes but acing that gender studies course

What a stupid course. Back in my day, it was all independent research.
Posted by: ScoggDog
----------

I was aceing AA Studies, but then they dropped the program, so now I am suing UNC. Turns out that those classes I wasn't actually attending weren't actually teaching anything. How the hell was I supposed to know?

I've been cheated.

Posted by: UNC Jock at March 01, 2017 01:42 PM (ZO497)

384 Belle and who else?

Lumiere of course, phallic and all that.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 01, 2017 01:43 PM (4H105)

385 So I never saw anything about Dreamers, even Drudge was sure we were getting sold down the river. Instead, I heard some of the toughest language ever regarding illegal immigration. Even bringing in victims.

I guess it's always good though to hold his feet to the fire.

Posted by: Maritime at March 01, 2017 01:43 PM (NrovV)

386 The fact that we're all asking WTH is up with them wearing white means their attempted message was totally lost.

I agree, it was just... odd. Almost nobody knew what it was about, there was no unifying easy internet meme, it was just one of those "hey kids lets put on a show" from their youth things.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2017 01:43 PM (39g3+)

387 383
I was aceing AA Studies, but then they dropped the program, so now I am suing UNC. Turns out that those classes I wasn't actually attending weren't actually teaching anything. How the hell was I supposed to know?

I've been cheated.
Posted by: UNC Jock at March 01, 2017 01:42 PM (ZO497)

================

::Golf clap::

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 01, 2017 01:43 PM (EvBgT)

388 Speaking of nothing but spectacular, David Ross (Grampa Rossy of the WS Champs Chicago Cubs) will be competing on Dancing with the Stars. I've watched that show maybe two times. I'll be watching this season, as soon as I can figure out when this season is. And what channel it's on.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 01, 2017 01:43 PM (bpfzP)

389 "I'd hit it.

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! "

You'd risk being turned into a newt if/when things go bad?.

Posted by: Ripley at March 01, 2017 01:43 PM (1BQGO)

390 Pence on with Limbaugh now

Posted by: random ~~lurker~~ commenter at March 01, 2017 01:43 PM (+tRIN)

391 382 350---On another note, according to the Daily Beast, Disney will include a gay scene in it's live-action Beauty and the Beast movie. Sigh...
Posted by: I Be That Chick on her iPhone at March 01, 2017 01:36 PM

Exactly where would that fit in to the story?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 01, 2017 01:44 PM (O2RFr)

392 So I never saw anything about Dreamers, even Drudge was sure we were getting sold down the river. Instead, I heard some of the toughest language ever regarding illegal immigration.

Told ya.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2017 01:44 PM (39g3+)

393 386 The fact that we're all asking WTH is up with them wearing white means their attempted message was totally lost.

I agree, it was just... odd. Almost nobody knew what it was about, there was no unifying easy internet meme, it was just one of those "hey kids lets put on a show" from their youth things.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2017 01:43 PM (39g3+)

=====================

I guess it's a side effect of trying to Balkanize a country: you end up Balkanizing your own coalition.

There's no common theme anymore. It's just a bunch of different groups who all want different things loosely connected by a distaste for the other tribe.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 01, 2017 01:45 PM (EvBgT)

394 I'll have a Flaming Mao, bartender.

Posted by: gov. huntsman . . . yes, with an 'h' at March 01, 2017 01:45 PM (nlbfN)

395 >>>'Purity' means no dicks ever went inside them, right?

LMAO!!

Posted by: Max Power at March 01, 2017 01:45 PM (QCc6B)

396 89 "I'd hit it.
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! "

You'd risk being turned into a newt if/when things go bad?.
Posted by: Ripley at March 01, 2017 01:43 PM (1BQGO)

Pro Tip: That Wiccan shit don't work.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 01, 2017 01:45 PM (1ZlS3)

397
In the CIA, we used witches to torture our enemies. I ran the top-secret witch project from the basement of my mom's house.

Was your moms name Blair?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 01, 2017 01:45 PM (lKyWE)

398 On another note, according to the Daily Beast, Disney will include a gay scene in it's live-action Beauty and the Beast movie. Sigh...

Yeah, just like they had (manta) Ray transition into Rhonda before/during Finding Dory, right? (Actual thing reported before the release of that film.)

Not saying they won't go full SJW ever, but I don't think they have yet. They have to know how much money they'd lose.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at March 01, 2017 01:45 PM (u0s1P)

399 Send Huntsman to a ghost city.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 01, 2017 01:45 PM (IqV8l)

400 That's extremist. Of course not. As long as they never enjoy coitus they're pure.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 01, 2017 01:40 PM (ZFUt7)

---

then I can offer safe sex

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at March 01, 2017 01:46 PM (PqqkK)

401 Exactly where would that fit in to the story?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 01, 2017 01:44 PM (O2RFr)
=======================

Maybe Chip has a little teacup friend?

Posted by: grammie winger at March 01, 2017 01:46 PM (bpfzP)

402 according to the Daily Beast, Disney will include a gay scene in it's live-action Beauty and the Beast movie.

Probably overstated but I wouldn't be surprised if Miss Watson didn't demand it as part of her playing the Belle role.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2017 01:46 PM (39g3+)

403 I am convinced that he directed some aides to leak
all sorts of nonsense to give the left and the msm all kind of
ridiculous things to latch onto and they fell for it.

. . .

Well played President Trump, well played indeed.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 01, 2017 01:25 PM (le7jz)

I was thinking the same. Up the viewership, up the anger, and then come out coming across as reasonable, sincere, and statesmanlike.

The left is going to have to find more haters soon, as the old haters become Trumplicans.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 01, 2017 01:46 PM (GX63o)

404 I believe that Trump likens himself more to John Kennedy than Ronald Reagan. But in today's world I'll take an old school Democrat who loves America over the anti American left.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 01, 2017 01:47 PM (QtQaN)

405 "328 Somebody needs to start a Klan meme with them."

Speaking of the Klan, does anyone here still listen to Howard Stern and know if Daniel Carver still appears on the show?
I stopped listening in 2004.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 01, 2017 01:47 PM (OD2ni)

406 Yeah, well, Josh Donaldson guest-starred on Vikings, grammie winger, so top that!

Posted by: andycanuck at March 01, 2017 01:47 PM (nlbfN)

407 The gay scene in Disney's live-action Beauty and the Beast is between LeFou and apparently Gaston. Apparently LeFou will be loud and proud about his gayness. Sigh...

Posted by: I Be That Chick on her iPhone at March 01, 2017 01:47 PM (S/qwI)

408 388 Speaking of nothing but spectacular, David Ross (Grampa Rossy of the WS Champs Chicago Cubs) will be competing on Dancing with the Stars. I've watched that show maybe two times. I'll be watching this season, as soon as I can figure out when this season is. And what channel it's on.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 01, 2017 01:43 PM
-----------------------------------
Well, dang!
Even Mr. DeVille will want to watch that.
I'll have to force him so he doesn't have to admit it.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 01, 2017 01:47 PM (Nox3c)

409 @53 Too late to ask in the art thread - was Napoleon the last head of state to lead his nation's army in battle?
---------------

Note that even during the Napoleonic era, Napoleon wasn't the only head of state on the battlefield. Czar Alexander I of Russia was also present on many of the same battlefields that Napoleon was. Unlike Napoleon, though, the Czar was not a very good general. Alexander always had a nominal head of the army, and then would contribute "suggestions" that invariably caused problems for his generals. problems. During the Hundred Days following Napoleon's escape from Elba, Russia sent troops to assist against him. While Barclay de Tolley technically led the army, it's likely that the Czar would have once again joined to "assist" his general in defeating Napoleon.

I've got a 15mm scale command stand that I painted up for the game Napoleon's Battles that has representations of both Kutuzov and the Czar.

James Madison, president of the United States during the War of 1812, led troops in battle in 1814. As Commander in Chief of all the armed forces of the United States, this was fully within his rights. That doesn't mean that his leading was necessarily a good idea (quite the opposite, from what I've heard). But he did it.

Posted by: junior at March 01, 2017 01:47 PM (nsZ+m)

410 So I never saw anything about Dreamers, even Drudge was sure we were getting sold down the river. Instead, I heard some of the toughest language ever regarding illegal immigration.

Told ya.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

_____

I'm not ever going to fully trust Trump on this, he went from saying on Day 1 he would rescind the Obama Executive order protecting them to now saying things like "I have a big heart and we're going to make a special exception"

He's FAR better than any other Republican on this issue, but there is a big temptation for him to make some grand compromise and he's making the wrong noises.

Posted by: Maritime at March 01, 2017 01:47 PM (NrovV)

411 >>>>>350---On another note, according to the Daily Beast,
Disney will include a gay scene in it's live-action Beauty and the
Beast movie. Sigh...

Posted by: I Be That Chick on her iPhone at March 01, 2017 01:36 PM (S/qwI)

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>>Good grief.

The candlestick and the clock?!?

The Left ruins EVERYTHING.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 01, 2017 01:42 PM (Nox3c)

The candlestick and the feather duster. OTP.

Posted by: Prudie, one-named and unashamed at March 01, 2017 01:47 PM (al6UK)

412 402 according to the Daily Beast, Disney will include a gay scene in it's live-action Beauty and the Beast movie.
==

In fairness, that "Be Our Guest" scene in the original was pretty gay.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at March 01, 2017 01:47 PM (4bKiB)

413 Huntsman for State just confirms it.

Trump is going to make China suffer.

Posted by: Mortimer - FINISH HER ! at March 01, 2017 01:47 PM (6TED6)

414 Exactly where would that fit in to the story?

If its part of the actual final product, my guess is the big buff masculine soldier that Belle can't stand turns out queer in the end.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2017 01:47 PM (39g3+)

415 404 I believe that Trump likens himself more to John Kennedy than Ronald Reagan. But in today's world I'll take an old school Democrat who loves America over the anti American left.

Agreed.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 01, 2017 01:48 PM (1ZlS3)

416 "402 according to the Daily Beast, Disney will include a gay scene in it's live-action Beauty and the Beast movie.

Probably overstated but I wouldn't be surprised if Miss Watson didn't demand it as part of her playing the Belle role."

As long as its not the Beast and Gaston.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 01, 2017 01:48 PM (OD2ni)

417 @407 The gay scene in Disney's live-action Beauty and the Beast is between LeFou and apparently Gaston. Apparently LeFou will be loud and proud about his gayness. Sigh...
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I'm guessing that means they got rid of the French maid duster from the movie. Too bad.

Posted by: junior at March 01, 2017 01:48 PM (nsZ+m)

418 Posted by: I Be That Chick on her iPhone at March 01, 2017 01:47 PM (S/qwI)

Gaston was trying to bone Belle though. WTF

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at March 01, 2017 01:48 PM (nDcc3)

419 292
Wiccan chic is putting off a serious hot/crazy vibe.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 01, 2017 01:28 PM (1ZlS3)

It's the bedroom eyes, and a trap.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 01, 2017 01:48 PM (GX63o)

420 407 The gay scene in Disney's live-action Beauty and the Beast is between LeFou and apparently Gaston. Apparently LeFou will be loud and proud about his gayness. Sigh...

That makes sense considering who's playing him.

-sigh-

Posted by: Emile Antoon Khadaji at March 01, 2017 01:49 PM (rvzMR)

421 Yeah, well, Josh Donaldson guest-starred on Vikings, grammie winger, so top that!

Posted by: andycanuck at March 01, 2017 01:47 PM (nlbfN)
==============================

Nobody tops Rossy unless it's Kris Bryant. Or maybe Anthony Rizzo.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 01, 2017 01:49 PM (bpfzP)

422 Maybe Chip has a little teacup friend?

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mama, why is your tea so creamy?

Posted by: Chip at March 01, 2017 01:49 PM (PqqkK)

423 Probably overstated but I wouldn't be surprised if Miss Watson didn't demand it as part of her playing the Belle role.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2017 01:46 PM (39g3+)

Perhaps the Beast identifies as lesbian?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 01, 2017 01:49 PM (WDdjT)

424 OT: Oprah for President

Let's say she runs in 2020, the party clears the field for her, and she loses to the incumbent Trump.

What about the Democratic Party's bench after that? It's already meager, and the Party will have cleared the deck 2 cycles in a row, with the previous 2 being dominated by Obama who can't run anymore.

Unless Democrats suddenly gut much more competitive at the state level and get some new governors...I can't imagine that bench getting any better under that circumstance.

Thoughts?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 01, 2017 01:49 PM (EvBgT)

425 Told ya.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2017 01:44 PM (39g3+)

At this point you have to assume 3D chess, is, after all, the game being played. How many more times can we deny an actual strategy is being employed?

Posted by: Max Power at March 01, 2017 01:49 PM (QCc6B)

426 >>>Exactly where would that fit in to the story?<<<<

It doesn't matter, All that matters is that every single piece of entertainment out there rides the left's hobbyhorses.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at March 01, 2017 01:49 PM (x3uSY)

427 One of the highlights of the event for me was the outake of McYertle sitting there looking he just sharted himself. Guy really is an asshole. Thanks again KY.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 01, 2017 01:50 PM (6LwXe)

428 Why... why am I tied to the bedpost?

Posted by: Waking up, groggy, after spirit-cooking dinner date at March 01, 2017 01:50 PM (QtQaN)

429 "The fact that we're all asking WTH is up with them wearing white means their attempted message was totally lost."

Their idiot LIV base, if they were even aware of he stunt, are trying to figure out why they were wearing white in solidarity with a David Bowie song.

Posted by: Ripley at March 01, 2017 01:50 PM (1BQGO)

430 Why do they have to manufacture gay stuff and twist it all around and feed it to my grandkids? I resent the heck out of that. They are KIDS. Stop pushing sexuality at them every chance you get. Tell the damn story!

Posted by: grammie winger at March 01, 2017 01:51 PM (bpfzP)

431 Yeah,"reality" was that Hillary was goingto be president in a landslide.Trump even having achance was "fantasy".

Posted by: steevy at March 01, 2017 01:51 PM (r/0kC)

432 Or just skip the new version of Beauty and the Beast and watch the 1946 French version.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0038348/?ref_=nv_sr_3

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 01, 2017 01:51 PM (4H105)

433 Disney needs to be destroyed.

Posted by: steevy at March 01, 2017 01:51 PM (r/0kC)

434 Salma Hayak dancing with a snake. Yum.

I confess I don't find many modern actresses attractive, but I would hammer that harder than Thor laying down steel on the Brooklyn Bridge.

If its part of the actual final product, my guess is the big buff masculine soldier that Belle can't stand turns out queer in the end.

The story I linked earlier says that Gaston's manservant has the hots for Gaston.

There's a subset of prOn called "Disney Sluts." The way they're going, the park will offer handies to every third dad who comes through the gates.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 01, 2017 01:51 PM (X6fMO)

435 Thoughts?

George Clooney is semi-constantly mentioned, but I don't think beating Oprah would be a cakewalk.

The rules have changed. They said Trump would never win, and he did. We need to find a new, better, more accurate They.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at March 01, 2017 01:52 PM (u0s1P)

436 432 Or just skip the new version of Beauty and the Beast and watch the 1946 French version.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0038348/?ref_=nv_sr_3
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 01, 2017 01:51 PM (4H105)

====================

I own that.

It's magical.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 01, 2017 01:52 PM (EvBgT)

437 I'm not ever going to fully trust Trump on this, he went from saying on Day 1 he would rescind the Obama Executive order protecting them to now saying things like "I have a big heart and we're going to make a special exception"

I don't trust him either, his ideas on immigration are different than mine. But people were going on last night with wailing and gnashing of teeth about how President Trump was going to call for comprehensive immigration reform and amnesty and pushing for dreamers and all that.

It was all nonsense like it always is every freaking time and people keep falling for it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2017 01:52 PM (39g3+)

438 I think that speech made my beard grow a beard.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 01, 2017 01:52 PM (NdM46)

439
The candlestick and the clock?!?

And the dish ran away with the spoon.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 01, 2017 01:52 PM (IqV8l)

440 Unless Democrats suddenly gut much more competitive at the state level and get some new governors...I can't imagine that bench getting any better under that circumstance.

Thoughts?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 01, 2017 01:49 PM (EvBgT)

I think that 2018 will be brutal for Dems, and the young Dems who survive, often from safe blue seats, will revolt against Pelosi and Schumer. 2020 is likely to be someone that the Dems know will lose, while they try to rebuild their brand.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 01, 2017 01:52 PM (wyaWc)

441 439
The candlestick and the clock?!?

Gastons side kick.... They are actually bragging about putting it in at Disney...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 01, 2017 01:53 PM (O2RFr)

442 It was all nonsense like it always is every freaking time and people keep falling for it.

Is Hillary! in prison yet? No? Then I think *some*skepticism is warranted.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at March 01, 2017 01:53 PM (u0s1P)

443 That said, I'll go back to:

Watch what Trump does, not what he says.

I'm still happy with the President we got.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 01, 2017 01:53 PM (NdM46)

444 The way they're going, the park will offer handies to every third dad who comes through the gates.

That's really going to play hell with the line to get in ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 01, 2017 01:53 PM (1ZlS3)

445
At this point you have to assume 3D chess, is, after all, the game being played. How many more times can we deny an actual strategy is being employed?

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The game is Fisbin. I'll explain the rules after you're done losing.

Posted by: Donald Tiberius Trump at March 01, 2017 01:53 PM (PqqkK)

446 435 Thoughts?

George Clooney is semi-constantly mentioned, but I don't think beating Oprah would be a cakewalk.

The rules have changed. They said Trump would never win, and he did. We need to find a new, better, more accurate They.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at March 01, 2017 01:52 PM (u0s1P)

===================

I was kind of operating on the assumption that she loses.

It's impossible to say how strong Trump will be politically in 3+ years, but the history of incumbents winning reelection in the 20th and 21st centuries seems to indicate a better than 50% chance of a win out of the gate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 01, 2017 01:54 PM (EvBgT)

447 Or just skip the new version of Beauty and the Beast and watch the 1946 French version.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0038348/?ref_=nv_sr_3

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 01, 2017 01:51 PM (4H105)

Philip Glass wrote a score for that, in case anyone here likes Glass. He also did one for Lugosi's Dracula.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 01, 2017 01:54 PM (X6fMO)

448 Also, I would stroke Lana Del Rey at midnight. I know ewoks might disagree but I think she's probably kinky.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 01, 2017 01:54 PM (NdM46)

449 Chinless Holder in a recent interview said that Obama was "Ready to Roll" and that he would be speaking out about human rights, blah, blah.

Obama did nothing to help Democrats and they still don't get it that they bowed to a malignant narcissist whose only thoughts were towards himself - not party, not country.

Posted by: Cheri at March 01, 2017 01:54 PM (oiNtH)

450 @417 @407 The gay scene in Disney's live-action Beauty and the Beast is between LeFou and apparently Gaston. Apparently LeFou will be loud and proud about his gayness. Sigh...
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I'm guessing that means they got rid of the French maid duster from the movie. Too bad.
------------------------

Whoops... Got the characters confused.

Between the bad guy - who's trying to get the girl in all the wrong ways - and his assistant?

WTH!?

Posted by: junior at March 01, 2017 01:54 PM (nsZ+m)

451 I believe that Trump likens himself more to John Kennedy than Ronald Reagan.

He's a pro-business Bill Clinton. Check out Bill's old speeches on America, borders, immigration, etc. The only real difference is that Bill was an old hippie and Trump loves business.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2017 01:54 PM (39g3+)

452 Did You all see that the Obama's were given 60 million dollar contract to write a book... I hope Ayres is up to the task... Wonder if Dorn will write Moochs'?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 01, 2017 01:54 PM (O2RFr)

453 "Why do they have to manufacture gay stuff and twist it all around and feed it to my grandkids?"

It's almost as though the entertainment-industrial complex in America were filled with closeted homosexual pedophiles intent on performing "grooming" on a mass scale, to better indulge their tastes.

But that's crazy talk. We all know that can't possibly be true.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 01, 2017 01:55 PM (noWW6)

454 389 "I'd hit it.

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! "

You'd risk being turned into a newt if/when things go bad?.

Posted by: Ripley at March 01, 2017 01:43 PM (1BQGO

Nah. Were she a real witch, Satan would have given her the boobs she has been incanting for by now.

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at March 01, 2017 01:55 PM (yXZIP)

455 I'm still happy with the President we got.

And that we didn't get Hillary, Jeb!, Kasich or what's-his-name. Dondi.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at March 01, 2017 01:55 PM (u0s1P)

456 Why do they have to manufacture gay stuff and twist it all around and feed it to my grandkids? I resent the heck out of that. They are KIDS. Stop pushing sexuality at them every chance you get. Tell the damn story!
Posted by: grammie winger

It's very calculated to introduce it at an early age as possible.

Also, I really do think much of this is they RELISH pissing off people who hold traditional values. Hollywood is just fine alienating half of America every chance they get. It doesn't seem to make their lifestyle any poorer.

I rarely take my kids to the movies anymore, I don't like feeding the beast.

Posted by: Maritime at March 01, 2017 01:55 PM (NrovV)

457 440 I think that 2018 will be brutal for Dems, and the young Dems who survive, often from safe blue seats, will revolt against Pelosi and Schumer. 2020 is likely to be someone that the Dems know will lose, while they try to rebuild their brand.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 01, 2017 01:52 PM (wyaWc)

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They're revolt against Pelosi and Schumer and replace them with Kamala Harris and Keith Ellison. You know, to reach out to Middle America again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 01, 2017 01:55 PM (EvBgT)

458 LOL the party of #science

Posted by: Derbererd at March 01, 2017 01:55 PM (ERBtA)

459 I bet that Wardrobe comes out of the closet

Posted by: Donald Tiberius Trump at March 01, 2017 01:56 PM (PqqkK)

460
Infomercial for diabetes meds

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands
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I thought he was trying to sell me some catheters.

Posted by: Dang at March 01, 2017 01:26 PM (8b+oT)

I wanna see Hawt Witch Chick in a ShakeWeight commercial.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 01, 2017 01:56 PM (cuZZW)

461 I was kind of operating on the assumption that she loses.

I was kind of rejecting your premise to ramble about something else.

(I learned it from the media.)

Posted by: Lance McCormick at March 01, 2017 01:56 PM (u0s1P)

462 I expect Sen. Kamala Harris [Dumb - CA ] to knee cap Oprah or Hillary! in 2020.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 01, 2017 01:56 PM (4H105)

463 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 01, 2017 01:51 PM (X6fMO)

Her and Roselyn Sanchez would get it good.

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at March 01, 2017 01:57 PM (nDcc3)

464
Here
is another tip for the crybullies on the left: when you publicly call
the President "literally Hitler" and the Gestapo doesn't immediately
arrest you - that is a pretty good indication that he is not "literally
Hitler".

Posted by: An Observation at March 01, 2017 01:57 PM (LVE7h)

465 Rush said that even Van Jones of whitelash fame is catching twatter hell because of his praise for DJT's speech.

And since the monsters can do nothing but one-up themselves when it comes to evildoing: they also are abusing Carryn Owens, the fallen SEAL's widow.

Posted by: kallisto at March 01, 2017 01:57 PM (nNdYv)

466 461 I was kind of operating on the assumption that she loses.

I was kind of rejecting your premise to ramble about something else.

(I learned it from the media.)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at March 01, 2017 01:56 PM (u0s1P)

====================

I know the tactic well.

I do it all the time.

*nods like a knight meeting his match on the battlefield*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 01, 2017 01:57 PM (EvBgT)

467 Were I being tinfoil hatty, I would assume Huntsman was chosen for the job for a similar reason McConnells wife was. Jon's dad, Papa Huntsman, has deep pockets and helps fund GOPe things, especially in Utah politics. If he is secretly helping bankroll McMuffin's shenanigans, maybe having his son in office will dry up that well a bit.

He is also incredibly old and physically frail, not sure how much longer he can really be involved in these sort of things.

Posted by: LizLem at March 01, 2017 01:57 PM (hvf9s)

468 @424 What about the Democratic Party's bench after that? It's already meager, and the Party will have cleared the deck 2 cycles in a row, with the previous 2 being dominated by Obama who can't run anymore.
-----------------------

That'd be eight years. If a young Dem was smart about not rushing into the presidential race, it wouldn't be too hard to position him or herself for the post-Trump election. The key would be to not rush into things.

Remember that when Obama ran in 2008, he didn't actually think he was going to win the nomination that year. He was attempting to set himself up for a later run.

And then he won anyway.

Posted by: junior at March 01, 2017 01:57 PM (nsZ+m)

469 "One of the highlights of the event for me was the outake of McYertle sitting there looking he just sharted himself."

I can't remember who it was without going back to the actual thread, but whomever it was who said on the livestream that "Mitch looks like he just looked into the Ark of the Covenant," you owe me a replacement beer.

Because you can just IMAGINE that face melting. It's halfway melted already. It's dripping down over his shirt collar and tie knot.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 01, 2017 01:58 PM (noWW6)

470 The gay scene in Disney's live-action Beauty and the Beast is between LeFou and apparently Gaston. Apparently LeFou will be loud and proud about his gayness. Sigh...

Posted by: I Be That Chick on her iPhone at March 01, 2017 01:47 PM (S/qwI)

Beauty and the Beast in Moonlight?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 01, 2017 01:58 PM (493sH)

471 448 Also, I would stroke Lana Del Rey at midnight. I know ewoks might disagree but I think she's probably kinky.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 01, 2017 01:54 PM (NdM46)

Whole lot of virtue signalling going on 'round here ... WAY too many "I wouldn't touch that" comments from way too many dudes about way too many average or better women.

My working theory is that it's to get approval from the 'Ettes.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 01, 2017 01:58 PM (1ZlS3)

472 One thing I like about Beauty and the Beast is that its the single Disney movie that has the girl with a really actually masculine heroic guy. The rest have them hook up with the boy while rejecting traditional masculine types of characters: soldiers, etc.

There's a scene in the animated movie that's brilliant in an otherwise meh film where Beast shows up to save Beauty from wolves, filmed from above. Its beautifully done but its also him being a badass fighting machine protecting her, like a man is supposed to. You just don't get that in any of the other disney films.

I'm sure in the live action one she whips out kung fu moves and does that "grab them by the thighs and spin around to throw them" move every single action heroine does now. She read about it in a book, you see.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2017 01:58 PM (39g3+)

473 It was unfortunate for the democrats that Methuselah wasn't available for the democrat response last night. Guess they had to go with his older brother.

Posted by: dagny at March 01, 2017 01:58 PM (Mc+44)

474 Ku Klux Klam
======
Can't. Stop. Laughing.

Posted by: RoyalOil at March 01, 2017 01:58 PM (AmMfi)

475 @456
The point has never been about tolerance.
Tolerance implies the ability to make a valid, alternative choice, and that you are in control of your opinions.
The point is totalitarian control of your mind, and ultimately your soul.
You must CELEBRATE that which has been imposed on you.
You must bake the cake, photograph the wedding, and take your kids to teh ghey parade with self-righteous submission.
You must love Big Brother.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 01, 2017 01:58 PM (QtQaN)

476 I would rather not go up against Oprah.

As much as I had to admit it, usually the candidate that's better on camera wins these things.

Posted by: Maritime at March 01, 2017 01:59 PM (NrovV)

477 I like the French version also. It is magical and Belle has some depth to her, she is a good person. Her sisters, well they are Demoncrats.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 01, 2017 01:59 PM (4H105)

478 My working theory is that it's to get approval from the 'Ettes.

My working theory is that the 'rons are obeying rule one about not sticking and crazy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2017 01:59 PM (39g3+)

479 They're revolt against Pelosi and Schumer and replace them with Kamala Harris and Keith Ellison. You know, to reach out to Middle America again.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 01, 2017 01:55 PM (EvBgT)

The Bernie wing of the party talks a lot, but how numerous are they really? How does their passion translate into real power. The weird thing about the internet era is that people can have an outsized influence online, but when the votes meet the trunk as it were, there may not really be much there at all (see Ron Paul.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 01, 2017 01:59 PM (R7+kO)

480 Here
is another tip for the crybullies on the left: when you publicly call
the President "literally Hitler" and the Gestapo doesn't immediately
arrest you - that is a pretty good indication that he is not "literally
Hitler".

Posted by: An Observation at March 01, 2017 01:57 PM (LVE7h)

I'm pretty sure that Hitler didn't mind it when people called him Hitler. Because he was literally Hitler.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at March 01, 2017 01:59 PM (ZM2xo)

481 @451 He's a pro-business Bill Clinton. Check out Bill's old speeches on America, borders, immigration, etc. The only real difference is that Bill was an old hippie and Trump loves business.
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Also, Bill demonstrated right from the start that he couldn't be trusted to follow through on his promises. Middle class tax cut?

Posted by: junior at March 01, 2017 02:00 PM (nsZ+m)

482 468
That'd be eight years. If a young Dem was smart about not rushing into the presidential race, it wouldn't be too hard to position him or herself for the post-Trump election. The key would be to not rush into things.

Remember that when Obama ran in 2008, he didn't actually think he was going to win the nomination that year. He was attempting to set himself up for a later run.

And then he won anyway.
Posted by: junior at March 01, 2017 01:57 PM (nsZ+m)

=====================

Because their bench already sucked?

Looking out over the field of Democrats who could use their current position as a stepping stone to a presidential nomination, which of them seem to be trying to play that game?

I'm honestly asking, because it seems like most of the elected members of the party are going to die of old age in the next few minutes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 01, 2017 02:00 PM (EvBgT)

483 My working theory is that it's to get approval from the 'Ettes.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 01, 2017 01:58 PM (1ZlS3)

Speaking only for myself: not fooled by the "I wouldn't" rap.

Y chromosomes have no conscience.

Posted by: kallisto at March 01, 2017 02:00 PM (nNdYv)

484 I'm watching The Towering Inferno.OJ is in it!

Posted by: steevy at March 01, 2017 02:00 PM (r/0kC)

485 And since the monsters can do nothing but one-up themselves when it comes to evildoing: they also are abusing Carryn Owens, the fallen SEAL's widow.

I know I keep repeating myself, but look for the SEALs Trump-hating dad to be blanketing the talk shows and news broadcasts very soon.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 01, 2017 02:00 PM (X6fMO)

486 @456 Also, I really do think much of this is they RELISH pissing off people who hold traditional values. Hollywood is just fine alienating half of America every chance they get. It doesn't seem to make their lifestyle any poorer.
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Given how often the animators attempt to slip in adult sexual content, this is probably accurate. The worst that I'm aware of so far is, iirc, a photo of a nude female torso in 'The Rescuers'.

Posted by: junior at March 01, 2017 02:02 PM (nsZ+m)

487 Y chromosomes have no conscience.

Ouch.

Posted by: IP at March 01, 2017 02:02 PM (yV4wg)

488 I know I keep repeating myself, but look for the SEALs Trump-hating dad to be blanketing the talk shows and news broadcasts very soon.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 01, 2017 02:00 PM (X6fMO)

Thus poisoning family relations at a time when they should be giving each other support and comfort.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at March 01, 2017 02:02 PM (ZM2xo)

489 I'm pretty sure that Hitler didn't mind it when people called him Hitler. Because he was literally Hitler.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at March 01, 2017 01:59 PM (ZM2xo)

I always wondered why they called him that.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 01, 2017 02:02 PM (8nWyX)

490
I know I keep repeating myself, but look for the SEALs Trump-hating dad to be blanketing the talk shows and news broadcasts very soon.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

The new Cindy Sheehan

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 01, 2017 02:02 PM (IqV8l)

491 Whole lot of virtue signalling going on 'round here ... WAY too many "I wouldn't touch that" comments from way too many dudes about way too many average or better women.

My working theory is that it's to get approval from the 'Ettes.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 01, 2017 01:58 PM (1ZlS3)

No, I'd take any woman who'd have me. Really.

My tastes merely happen to run towards lush beauties like Marilyn Monroe and Anna Held.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 01, 2017 02:02 PM (X6fMO)

492 "462 I expect Sen. Kamala Harris [Dumb - CA ] to knee cap Oprah or Hillary! in 2020."

But she might get scalped by Elizabeth Warren.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 01, 2017 02:02 PM (OD2ni)

493 FUN FACT: The democrat party boycotted Lincoln's inauguration too.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 01, 2017 02:02 PM (cOHS7)

494 It was all nonsense like it always is every freaking time and people keep falling for it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2017 01:52 PM (39g3+)

With all of the rumors perhaps it would be best if people actually waited for an announcement from a named spokesman for the administration, actually video-recorded and stuff, before they lose their sweet honey iced tea about the coming Trumpian betrayal?

That way people can cease looking foolish and leave that to the professionals, like me.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase A Plethora of Pungent Pithy Phrases at the Outrage Outlet! at March 01, 2017 02:03 PM (hLRSq)

495 479 The Bernie wing of the party talks a lot, but how numerous are they really? How does their passion translate into real power. The weird thing about the internet era is that people can have an outsized influence online, but when the votes meet the trunk as it were, there may not really be much there at all (see Ron Paul.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 01, 2017 01:59 PM (R7+kO)

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Normally, I'd agree.

Except that Bernie almost won the nomination, the current congressional leadership is lurching from failure to failure, and the Berniebots seem more determined to gain power within the party than any other faction. And, on top of it, the current leadership keeps falling over itself to appeal to that part of the party. They might give the Berniebots the power without an actual fight.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 01, 2017 02:03 PM (EvBgT)

496 483 My working theory is that it's to get approval from the 'Ettes.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 01, 2017 01:58 PM (1ZlS3)

Speaking only for myself: not fooled by the "I wouldn't" rap.
Y chromosomes have no conscience.
Posted by: kallisto at March 01, 2017 02:00 PM (nNdYv)

I see you've met actual, real life men.

We're dogs. Even at our best, nothing more than loyal dogs.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 01, 2017 02:03 PM (1ZlS3)

497 I'm still happy with the President we got.

And that we didn't get Hillary, Jeb!, Kasich or what's-his-name. Dondi.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at March 01, 2017 01:55 PM (u0s1P)

Amen

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 01, 2017 02:03 PM (NdM46)

498 I'm pretty sure that Hitler didn't mind it when people called him Hitler. Because he was literally Hitler.

Swipe!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2017 02:03 PM (39g3+)

499 If the Oprah thing happens, it's a sign the Dems are in complete disarray. She'd be a throw-away candidate while the Left rebuilds.
Doubtful though. We'll see a lot of straw candidates thrown out there.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 01, 2017 02:04 PM (0tfLf)

500 grave nood

Posted by: @votermom @vm at March 01, 2017 02:04 PM (Om16U)

501 468
Remember that when Obama ran in 2008, he didn't actually think he was going to win the nomination that year. He was attempting to set himself up for a later run.
And then he won anyway.
Posted by: junior at March 01, 2017 01:57 PM (nsZ+m)
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He only won because of Putin!!!!!!
Hillary was a shoo-in!
She was supposed to be 50 points ahead!!!
There's no reason why anyone would ever not vote for such a wonderful woman!
It had to be the Rooskis!!!!!!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 01, 2017 02:04 PM (Nox3c)

502 As much as I had to admit it, usually the candidate that's better on camera wins these things.

Posted by: Maritime at March 01, 2017 01:59 PM (NrovV)

With Oprah, depending on what month it is, sometimes you need a wide-angle lens to take her all in.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 01, 2017 02:05 PM (WDdjT)

503 Oj was looking for the real killers in the Towering Inferno

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at March 01, 2017 02:06 PM (XydNs)

504 448 Also, I would stroke Lana Del Rey at midnight. I know ewoks might disagree but I think she's probably kinky.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 01, 2017 01:54 PM (NdM46)

Oh, for sure. She's got the kink written all over. Looks like fun, but the drama...probably not worth it.

I'd hit it, but I'd regret it.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 01, 2017 02:06 PM (CPk08)

505 >>> I'm guessing that means they got rid of the French maid duster from the movie. Too bad.
Posted by: junior at March 01, 2017 01:48 PM (nsZ+m)

Feather duster is black in this version. Hitting all the diversity buttons! Will the left complain the black lady is cast as a maid?

In the new version apparently Belle is the inventor, not her father. So why does he get captured and she has to go find him? They are trying to make it WAY too feminist, ah well.

And according to Ashman the original lyricist the Beast's curse = AIDS. The things I am learning today!

All my 30ish friends are dying to see this. All of them. Belle was our era's Elsa and bookish and smart, they all want to be her. Trying to decide if/how to bow out gracefully.

Posted by: LizLem at March 01, 2017 02:07 PM (hvf9s)

506 Rush just called rebuttal relic from last night Capt Kangaroo. LOL

Posted by: Under Fire at March 01, 2017 02:07 PM (6LwXe)

507 I know I keep repeating myself, but look for the SEALs Trump-hating dad to be blanketing the talk shows and news broadcasts very soon.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 01, 2017 02:00 PM (X6fMO)

Tucker Carlson should get him on, and set him up for making a fool of himself.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 01, 2017 02:08 PM (WDdjT)

508 I actually prefer the Disney animated Beauty and the Beast.
But then I like hot girls who read.

And the Beast felt like a beast. As Christopher Taylor said, he was powerful and masculine. The way he moved, no normal actor could pull that off. Maybe a mocap Andy Serkis but not someone in makeup unless they were some sort of buff mime acrobat.

I'll give this remake a pass. And that's not for gay stuff, for once. (Frozen Fever was already the first lesbian incest featurette, so that's covered)

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 01, 2017 02:08 PM (NdM46)

509 I'd let del Ray play with the wand. Midnight or anytime.
Stooptify!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 01, 2017 02:08 PM (0tfLf)

510 And then my 10-year-old daughter turned to me and said, "Why are they clapping for the angry man, daddy?" and we both broke down in tears.

When will Trump learn not to do public speaking?

Posted by: Concerny Concern McConcernyson at March 01, 2017 01:29 PM (nlbfN)

I work with this type of beta male wusses. Trump makes them really scared

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 01, 2017 02:08 PM (493sH)

511 @482 Looking out over the field of Democrats who could use their current position as a stepping stone to a presidential nomination, which of them seem to be trying to play that game?

I'm honestly asking, because it seems like most of the elected members of the party are going to die of old age in the next few minutes.
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The Castro brothers have been mentioned a few times. Apparently they've got some negatives, but I don't know much about them. I wouldn't be surprised if the thought has crossed the mind of Gavin Newsome in California, though I don't think he realistically has a chance if the general public (as opposed to the California public) gets a good look at him.

But the thing is, someone who follows the general outline of what I suggested - i.e. keep the ambitions in check during the run four years from now and don't make the run until 2024 - would likely be someone that you hadn't even heard of at this point unless they were local to you.

For that matter, sure there were a lot of Republicans that we knew would run in 2016. But eight years ago, who thought that Donald Trump would even consider running in 2016, let alone win the election?

Posted by: junior at March 01, 2017 02:10 PM (nsZ+m)

512 352
When I saw them last night I thought that they sort of looked like the ladies auxiliary for the klan

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 01, 2017 01:30 PM (lKyWE)

Ku Klux Klam

Posted by: josephistan at March 01, 2017 01:37 PM (7HtZB)

Well played. I am going to snatch that one.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 01, 2017 02:10 PM (GX63o)

513 ...set him up for making a fool of himself...

Tool?

Posted by: Ok at March 01, 2017 02:10 PM (K2SnJ)

514 I see you've met actual, real life men.

We're dogs. Even at our best, nothing more than loyal dogs.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 01, 2017 02:03 PM (1ZlS3)

Not complaining at all, vive la difference and all that. But if I had a daughter I'd tell her to not believe word one of what any young dude says in order to win her, ummm...intimacy.

You should hear some of the stories!

Wait...

Posted by: kallisto at March 01, 2017 02:10 PM (nNdYv)

515 Ouch.
Posted by: IP at March 01, 2017 02:02 PM (yV4wg)

My buddy used a more colorful phrase, but in an attempt to stay somewhat polite, I changed his original verbiage to "Y chromosome".

no disrespect intended to the menfolk

Posted by: kallisto at March 01, 2017 02:12 PM (nNdYv)

516 Lana Del Ray is an attractive woman, but not being familiar with witchy secret signs it looks like her left hand is in the Spock "Live long and prosper" salute.

Has Coven Network News explained why the witch hexing didn't work?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 01, 2017 02:13 PM (fDdVG)

517 With all of the rumors perhaps it would be best if people actually waited for an announcement from a named spokesman for the administration, actually video-recorded and stuff, before they lose their sweet honey iced tea about the coming Trumpian betrayal?

You would think that by now people would have learned that but no, it keeps happening over and over.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2017 02:13 PM (39g3+)

518 511
For that matter, sure there were a lot of Republicans that we knew would run in 2016. But eight years ago, who thought that Donald Trump would even consider running in 2016, let alone win the election?
Posted by: junior at March 01, 2017 02:10 PM (nsZ+m)

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I've made that argument too.

I do think that whoever it will be (either 2020 or 2024) is somewhere on the radar. 2020 is probably going to be someone we keep talking about. 2024, assuming a Trump win, will be further out in the periphery, but probably not a complete unknown.

That's my guess.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 01, 2017 02:14 PM (EvBgT)

519 If the Oprah thing happens, it's a sign the Dems are in complete disarray. She'd be a throw-away candidate while the Left rebuilds.
Doubtful though. We'll see a lot of straw candidates thrown out there.
Posted by: Diogenes

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I don't think she will be the nominee, but I'd be careful writing off anyone. Hillary was the absolute worst candidate in several lifetimes and Trump lost the popular vote to her. 1% difference in the Rust Belt and he would have lost.

Oprah could easily bring a few more blacks into the voting booth over Hillary and easily put her over the top

Hopefully it will be 1984 "Morning In America" for Trump and it won't matter who they run.

Posted by: Maritime at March 01, 2017 02:15 PM (NrovV)

520 Predicting 2020 is a fool's errand. In 2012 who here said "You know what I bet happens? Donald Trump runs for president and wins!"

Nobody. Its out control out there. Since 2008 all the old systems, prediction methods, and patterns have been utterly destroyed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 01, 2017 02:15 PM (39g3+)

521 ...they did, however, manage to turn Kelly Anne Conway into a frog....

I think they turned her into a regular person that 100 million women would envy. Kelly Anne helped Trump's image by tucking her feet under her on a couch, checking her phone and taking a picture. Trump's her kind rich uncle in that picture and she is his doting grown up niece.

Posted by: Ok at March 01, 2017 02:16 PM (K2SnJ)

522 Something just occurred to me about this "reality" thing.

You know how the fake news told everybody Clinton would win?

The left's reality includes this new age idea that what a person says has power. As in "The Secret". it's positive thinking to a demented agree, as if a human being can make something happen by saying something many many times.

I think that's part of why they were refusing to acknowledge Pres. Trump's chances. they didn't want to give away their "power."

Posted by: booknlass at March 01, 2017 02:16 PM (8mO0Q)

523 I'm pretty sure that Hitler didn't mind it when people called him Hitler. Because he was literally Hitler.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at March 01, 2017 01:59 PM (ZM2xo)

I always wondered why they called him that.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 01, 2017 02:02 PM (8nWyX)
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I'm guessing he didn't prize the name "literally" too high.

Posted by: Axeman at March 01, 2017 02:17 PM (2mC6G)

524 Pretty sure Miss Witch is wearing a bandaid on ring finger. Just like Skippy Podesta's odd scarred and deformed fingers. Lotsa spirit cookin'

Big fail, witches.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky,Deplorable Infidel Queen at March 01, 2017 02:17 PM (fq4ih)

525 Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 01, 2017 01:25 PM (le7jz)

Just looked like they left their hoods in the cloakroom to me. Or perhaps there will be some new version of Obamacare. Perhaps Demacare -- there were white coats then also. Who knows. More importantly who cares. Unless, of course, it is their new uniform. In which case, all of America wants to know who the official Designer is.

Ridiculous.

Posted by: gracepc at March 01, 2017 02:27 PM (OU4q6)

526 "Ingredients are on-line"

Can I order newt eyes on Amazon?

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 01, 2017 02:34 PM (ocw+t)

527 "Becuz my lefty friends all have to whine about it, while my righty friends keep posting pics of their vacations and their kids."

If us right wingers sounded off on FB, what always happens is the lefties light up a bat signal and they all pig pile on you like a bunch of zombies, which is what they do best.

Posted by: navybrat at March 01, 2017 02:40 PM (w7KSn)

528 Tucker Carlson should get him on, and set him up for making a fool of himself.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 01, 2017 02:08 PM (WDdjT)

No. That would be a very bad idea.

He's still the grieving father of a Navy SEAL.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at March 01, 2017 02:41 PM (ZM2xo)

529 Eenie meenie jelly beanie
The Spirits are about to speak...

I gotta channel S.J. Perelman regarding Lana the witch. "Her pipeline to the Infinite is clogged."

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 01, 2017 02:48 PM (dargh)

530 "All [Trump's speech] was really missing was a respect for reality."

I think this is the moment that the oceans will cease to rise and the Earth will begin to heal. Oh wait, that was the other guy, and he was really really rooted in reality.

Posted by: Paul at March 01, 2017 03:16 PM (oCL9i)

531 My eye!

Posted by: Newt at March 01, 2017 03:26 PM (GsZnC)

532 >>>111 *patiently awaits Bill Kristols' twitter feed*
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at March 01, 2017 01:00 PM (nDcc3)

Really good one. I snorted a beverage.

Posted by: m at March 01, 2017 03:27 PM (3jGss)

533 >>>James Madison, president of the United States during the War of 1812, led troops in battle in 1814. As Commander in Chief of all the armed forces of the United States, this was fully within his rights. That doesn't mean that his leading was necessarily a good idea (quite the opposite, from what I've heard). But he did it.
Posted by: junior at March 01, 2017 01:47 PM (nsZ+m)

Huh.

Posted by: m at March 01, 2017 04:14 PM (3jGss)

534 Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at March 01, 2017 01:33 PM (ZFUt7)

Hillary's as pure as a drainage ditch.

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Full of seepage from the Tijuana zoo's monkey house.

Posted by: Jolo at March 01, 2017 04:22 PM (M238e)

535 They were doomed the minute Lana joined in. She has magical bad juju powers. The instant she is associated with anything it is instantly branded "fake", "rich bitch", and terminally unhip. This is the lady who described Monte Carlo as "amazing" and "incredibly beautiful" entirely unironically to a music journalist.

This is a young lady who hero worships Nancy Sinatra and Axl Rose, who describes herself as "gangsta Nancy Sinatra" in desperate search of her Lee Greenwood. So just thank the lord that her next album is going to e like Joan Baez.

She is the genuine troubadour of depressive & self destructive incredibly hot rich white girls, particularly blondes with serious daddy issues, who dye brunette. She actually has a song about how their is no such thing as sisterhood because hot needy women can't stay woke once they have a man. If you are a very bad absentee parent with sexy sexy genes and a million in the bank this is what your daughter might turn out like if you only talk to her when she is acting out but did get one lesson through to her: Social Justice only happens when magic is involved.

If she was twenty years older and born in Bratislava she would be Mrs Trump now.

Posted by: Roy CT at March 01, 2017 08:06 PM (wdHQo)

536 "Freakin' witches"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEcrZi1DTh8

Posted by: MichaelT at March 01, 2017 09:03 PM (JeAp+)

537 The witches are using The Tower tarot card as a focusing tool but that cards energy is about the destruction of established order. Silly witches.

Posted by: Auntie Doodles at March 01, 2017 10:51 PM (VnNi7)

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