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#NeverTrumper and Departed "Heat Street" Editor Louise Mensch: Not Only Did Russia Hack the Elections, They Assassinated Andrew Breitbart, Too
Breitbart and Russia are 100% linked. Bannon has been pushing Russia's line since Andrew Breitbart "died suddenly" https://t.co/kmx59OyGqm
— Louise Mensch (@LouiseMensch) February 24, 2017
I absolutely believe that Andrew Breitbart was murdered by Putin, just as the founder of RT was murdered by Putin.
— Louise Mensch (@LouiseMensch) February 24, 2017
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Lord Chancellor johnd01 at February 27, 2017 02:50 PM (ukNFU)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 27, 2017 02:50 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 27, 2017 02:50 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Lord Chancellor johnd01 at February 27, 2017 02:50 PM (ukNFU)
But why??
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 27, 2017 02:52 PM (AKOhm)
Rightie conspiracy > nevertrumper moonbat wishcasting
Posted by: kallisto at February 27, 2017 02:53 PM (nNdYv)
Posted by: Jimmie Dimmick at February 27, 2017 02:53 PM (Ag8Mw)
I don't see how Russia profits from doing both of these things.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 27, 2017 02:53 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Benji Carver at February 27, 2017 02:53 PM (OD2ni)
I am open to the possibility that Russia did all the things you say. Are you open to the possibility that Russia didn't?
Because, you see, when you make a position non-falsifiable, then it's not longer a position, it's an article of faith.
Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at February 27, 2017 02:53 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 27, 2017 02:53 PM (vg8iE)
'cept my own , which if I could I would not be reading this.
Posted by: Fox at February 27, 2017 02:53 PM (DVC2D)
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at February 27, 2017 02:53 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 27, 2017 02:53 PM (jxbfJ)
no that was a year or more before.
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2017 02:53 PM (8rNrN)
Does Lois Mensch know who shot J.R.?
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 27, 2017 02:54 PM (AKOhm)
On Russian involvement in the 2016 election, Bush seemed to lend
credibility to the conspiracy theories of the disaffected left by saying
that "we all need answers" while suggesting that a "special prosecutor" may be warranted.
Bush Jr. throwing Trump under the bus.
/at ZeroHedge, originally in The Hill
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 27, 2017 02:55 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Just the Punchline at February 27, 2017 02:55 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Benji Carver at February 27, 2017 02:55 PM (OD2ni)
>>I was recently in the company of progressives who were seriously talking
about bug-out bags, evacuation plans, and going "off the grid" should
the Trump Death Police come after them.
Did you recommend they consider investigating in gold and silver?
I hear Glenn Beck has some ideas on that...
Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2017 02:55 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2017 02:55 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2017 02:56 PM (NXfyF)
they're not conservatives, they're just narcissists.
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2017 02:56 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2017 02:56 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2017 02:56 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2017 02:56 PM (PY9jH)
Please, find a source with more credibility than The Hill. It may be true, but I'll need more than the word of proven liars.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 27, 2017 02:57 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2017 02:57 PM (NXfyF)
Per Janet Napolitano's DHS, preppers are worthy of DHS notice because they fit the profile of America's biggest threat: anti-government domestic terrorists.
LOL!
Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2017 02:57 PM (NOIQH)
Because we all knew that Donald Trump would win the primaries.
Well now, if Putin is so smart to plan ahead to get a handler placed to guide the vapid empty-head of Donald Trump, then he must have hedged his bets by placing handlers all over the place to guide any potential candidate, right? So was Huma or Podesta Putin's stooge handler for Hillary? Who was his stooge handler for Rubio? For Jeb?
Does this conspiracy theorizing make my eyes look crazy?
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase the 18th Edition of 'Ace Commands: The Style Guide for the Horde' at the Outra at February 27, 2017 02:57 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Benji Carver at February 27, 2017 02:57 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: a Quokka hit squad at February 27, 2017 02:57 PM (r6Z+k)
Posted by: Hack at February 27, 2017 02:57 PM (ZBetI)
Yeah, Trump Derangement Syndrome hits heavy.
I still don't get it: at the basic level, what an expansionist Russia needs is:
a) high oil prices
b) restrictions on Western energy development
c) pretty much the kind of foreign policy we had for the last eight years
d) a lazy, underfunded and uninterested NATO stuffed with hostile foreign nationals.
Which Presidential candidate was most likely to provide those things?
Posted by: JEM at February 27, 2017 02:58 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2017 02:58 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Gaff at February 27, 2017 02:58 PM (jPS2y)
Hey, hey, hey,, hold on just a minute! If there's any di*k sucking to be done around here I'll be the one doing it!!
Posted by: Madonna at February 27, 2017 02:58 PM (HSmrB)
--
Thank you.
/um... I respectfully suggest the phrase 'globalist tool'
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 27, 2017 02:58 PM (J5mC3)
Trump is the excuse for them to let their freak flag fly.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2017 02:58 PM (ph+ut)
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 27, 2017 02:58 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 27, 2017 02:59 PM (QQ+il)
But mostly Hillary.
Mensch is the one who sent a long-winded Hillary campaign ad suggestion that was revealed by wikileaks.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2017 02:59 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Benji Carver at February 27, 2017 02:57 PM (OD2ni)
Gee, and she came across all stable and everything.
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at February 27, 2017 02:59 PM (RD7QR)
why, they can even take the Most Qualified Woman Ever (TM) and make her look like a corrupt, unsympathetic cast iron bitch. Think about it!
Posted by: Mass. General Div. of Pediatric Orthopedic Surgery at February 27, 2017 02:59 PM (CPk08)
>>>22 Someone got some new Crocs.
what am I gonna say, No?
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2017 02:56 PM (8rNrN)
Ace, you know what those holes are for in those crocs?
They are there for your dignity to leak out.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 27, 2017 02:59 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Madonna
get in line
Posted by: Miley Cyrus at February 27, 2017 03:00 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2017 03:00 PM (PY9jH)
If russia killed breitbart to get Bannon installed knowing that bannon would then support Trump and get him elected -- then there's no use even fighting them. They have precogs who can predict the future and hit-teams who can shape it with the precision of a diamond-cutter.
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2017 03:00 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: a Quokka hit squad at February 27, 2017 03:00 PM (r6Z+k)
Posted by: whatmeworry? at February 27, 2017 03:00 PM (dZGNV)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 27, 2017 03:00 PM (CPk08)
about bug-out bags, evacuation plans, and going 'off the grid' should
the Trump Death Police come after them."
You haven't lived till you've heard an old, fat, gray, asthmatically wheezing Baby Boomer liberal, on a whole medicine cabinet's worth of prescriptions, give you a defiant speech about how they're ready to "go up in the mountains" (like Fidel and Che!) to "resist" the fascist Trump regime "by any means necessary".
Ummmmmmmmm, but weren't these same persons telling me not all that long ago how they were proud not only to not own a gun but that they'd never disgraced their pacifist purity with even learning how to shoot a gun?
"IMMA LEARN!!! IMMA LEARN FAST!!!"
Okay then.
Those training sessions are going to be a barrel of laughs.
Posted by: torquewrench at February 27, 2017 03:00 PM (noWW6)
--
From a psychological standpoint:
-Denial
-Projection
-Delusion
One? Several? All? Some I didn't mention?
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 27, 2017 03:00 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 27, 2017 02:54 PM (AKOhm)
Everyone did. It was Trump
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2017 03:01 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
he was great in Law & Order
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 27, 2017 03:01 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2017 03:01 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 27, 2017 03:01 PM (/Fxjk)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 27, 2017 03:01 PM (JO9+V)
Yes, and she was hugely pro-McMullin, even putting his campaign logo stamp on all of her social media avatars.
Another fun fact? Her first husband is one of the three pedophiles that Milo claims to have outed.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 27, 2017 03:01 PM (qXXFv)
let me be the first to welcome our God-Emporer Putin.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 27, 2017 03:01 PM (QQ+il)
Ace, you know what those holes are for in those crocs?
They are there for your dignity to leak out.
for ostensible heterosexuals, you guys sure have a lot of very strident opinion about shoes.
Just sayin'
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2017 03:01 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2017 03:00 PM (8rNrN)
And top tier remote viewers.
You forgot the remote viewing squads.
Posted by: kallisto at February 27, 2017 03:01 PM (nNdYv)
I don't doubt for a minute that Breitbart died of heart disease. All of this "Blame the Russians" shit is from people who can't face up to the fact that Trump ran a better campaign than the lady who spent a lot of her time resting up. And he understood the voters and what they want better than the lady who sucked up to minorities and off the wall feminists.
Okay, the leaked emails didn't help her. But let's face it, we already knew, and many liberals already knew, that she and her people were lying, cheating scum.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 27, 2017 03:02 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 27, 2017 03:02 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 27, 2017 03:02 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2017 03:02 PM (NXfyF)
Stab my duck?
Posted by: Sweden at February 27, 2017 03:02 PM (8ZskC)
i think milo claimed that was a "business partner," not a husband.
(And ps, I have no knowledge if those claims had any evidence to them.)
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2017 03:02 PM (8rNrN)
And I just realized why Ace calls it the "Tip" jar. I guess we all have to just put the "tip" in don't we?
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at February 27, 2017 03:02 PM (1JnAL)
credibility to the conspiracy theories of the disaffected left by saying
that "we all need answers" while suggesting that a "special prosecutor" may be warranted.
Bush Jr. throwing Trump under the bus.
/at ZeroHedge, originally in The Hill
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 27, 2017 02:55 PM (J5mC3)
George Bush... concern Troll....
Posted by: Don Q. at February 27, 2017 03:02 PM (qf6WZ)
When I need a new pair of crocs I just go on ebay and look for whichever color someone's trying to unload cheap.
They're always weird, but the only time I wear them in public is to the beach, the pool, etc. anyway so it hardly matters.
Beware, when the soles wear flat they're slippery as shit and will kill you if you wear them in the wet. Take a bread knife or a $1.50 Daiso wallboard saw and cut some more grooves in them.
Posted by: JEM at February 27, 2017 03:02 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 27, 2017 02:58 PM (FZYNt)
Deputy B. Fife: It was Otis.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2017 03:02 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2017 03:00 PM (PY9jH)
Schiff is a hard-on.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 27, 2017 03:03 PM (KlI/a)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 27, 2017 03:02 PM (QQ+il)
The same thing He gained by rigging the Oscars?
Posted by: It's me donna at February 27, 2017 03:03 PM (O2RFr)
"sell my dell" -- he was starting an amway-like multi-level marketing scheme with Dell computers.
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2017 03:03 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2017 02:55 PM (8rNrN)
I am really confused.
First it's sex with Andrew Breitbart, and now you're going to write about bush?
Is this your way of announcing that you are bi?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 27, 2017 03:03 PM (rF0hx)
If I was to believe that there was some conspiracy behind Breitbart's death, I would be focused on that big story about Obama that Breitbart was promising, just prior to his mysterious death. I would also note that the story that was published after Breitbart's death, supposedly the big story he had been promoting, was a big nothing.
I don't even recall what it was now, just that it was nothing. Like as if the real story never got published. Because Breitbart was dead and so his death had stopped the story from getting out. Unless that story was an Obama/Putin connection, I can't imagine why Putin would murder Breitbart in order to shut him up.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 27, 2017 03:03 PM (R+30W)
We should be identifying people who can handle it, because Trump's Presidency is only the beginning of fight back, not the end result. Also we need to figure out who is a complete phony so we are not fooled by their pretense of patriotism, conservatism, constitutionalism, and all the other words that give them cover for selling the country down the river.
I think we can safely assume some people like Glenn Beck, cannot handle the pressure of it all since he cracked up. We can also assume the entire Bush Family, McCain's Crew, and Little Marco are globalist first, and American's second.
Posted by: William Eaton at February 27, 2017 03:03 PM (MuTTO)
The past year and the conspiracies that have arisen with Trump (among other things) have proven me to be wrong.
People have gone batshit off the wall crazy on both sides.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at February 27, 2017 03:03 PM (+eR2D)
Do you mean Vince Flynn?
Posted by: NukemHill at February 27, 2017 03:03 PM (ra7SF)
Posted by: t-bird at February 27, 2017 03:03 PM (2z74n)
Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at February 27, 2017 03:03 PM (qU2ch)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2017 03:04 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Winston Wolf at February 27, 2017 03:04 PM (7HtZB)
so hot "that even you [Ace, that is] are gonna want to s*** my d***."<<<
Snag my dime?
Posted by: Ron Paul at February 27, 2017 03:04 PM (r6Z+k)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 27, 2017 03:04 PM (CPk08)
A lot of them will give it up when they realize the time and financial consumption. Add to that that many of them believe they can either A) continue to live their urban lifestyle and/or II. accomplish their bugout by existing in a commune structure.
There's a post about some of this on my blog, which is hiding in the weeds, bugged out in the hinterlands of the interwebs.
Posted by: Country Singer at February 27, 2017 03:04 PM (uiwCw)
Posted by: Jan Brady at February 27, 2017 03:04 PM (kTF2Z)
Soil my dirndl?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2017 03:04 PM (8ZskC)
---
They're not precogs. They're time travelers, and they have given Trump access to the time machine. Trump visits the future, sees riots in Sweden, goes back to today, makes a comment, looks stupid and then a day later... BAM! Event happens.
Because Trump traveled into the future and saw it.
/think I'm joking? Google "Trump Time Travel" and see what you get. Preview: The UK papers like the idea...
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 27, 2017 03:05 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 27, 2017 03:05 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2017 03:05 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at February 27, 2017 03:05 PM (qU2ch)
Posted by: RoyalOil at February 27, 2017 03:05 PM (AmMfi)
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 27, 2017 02:58 PM (FZYNt)
Deputy B. Fife: It was Otis.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2017 03:02 PM (493sH)
My man!
Posted by: Donald "Boone" Schoenstein at February 27, 2017 03:05 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: JEM at February 27, 2017 03:05 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 27, 2017 03:05 PM (JO9+V)
Ah, indeed. My mistake.
However, I suspect all of Mensch's "business partners" are future-ex-husbands-in-waiting.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 27, 2017 03:06 PM (qXXFv)
Pretty much already have...
Posted by: It's me donna at February 27, 2017 03:06 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at February 27, 2017 03:06 PM (qU2ch)
Yeah, that's my reaction too. Russia would've wanted to *help* Andrew Breitbart in that scenario, so it's a completely stupid theory.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 27, 2017 03:06 PM (KUTP5)
Posted by: Patrick Henry at February 27, 2017 03:06 PM (a7IXj)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 27, 2017 03:06 PM (KlI/a)
Look, it is appealing in a demented, sick way to imagine that Scalia and Breitbart were assassinated, because then their deaths might end up deposing an evil regime and exposing our political enemies as monsters. But that doesn't make it remotely plausible, let alone true.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2017 03:06 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2017 03:06 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2017 03:07 PM (493sH)
Stop your dogs?
Posted by: Hack at February 27, 2017 02:57 PM (ZBetI)
Shine my diamonds?
Posted by: TexasDan at February 27, 2017 03:07 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at February 27, 2017 03:07 PM (qU2ch)
then The Left will be allowed to love Russia openly again.
---
Oh, that was good.
However, you seem to be using "logic" and "consistency." Those don't apply to the left. Ever.
/please accept these boxes of Rice A Roni, the San Francisco treat, and Turtle Wax, as your consolation prizes.
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 27, 2017 03:07 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 27, 2017 03:07 PM (FqgrG)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2017 03:07 PM (PY9jH)
I have never had any use for him, always came across as smarmy deuschebag.
Posted by: Kreplach at February 27, 2017 03:07 PM (3Xxpy)
As with the Climate Change cult
There is no Null Hypothesis,
EVERYTHING is proof that they are right !
Posted by: McCool at February 27, 2017 03:07 PM (sZaoP)
Posted by: josephistan at February 27, 2017 03:07 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 27, 2017 03:07 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 27, 2017 03:07 PM (CPk08)
But why??"
Yeah that's my question. Look guys, when you're putting together a conspiracy theory there's got to be a motive.
So:
Step 1: Kill AB
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Trump puppet president!
Uh... Yeah. Sure. That's totally linear.
Posted by: Lauren at February 27, 2017 03:07 PM (d5+A9)
The GOP establishment never gave a warm dog doody for stopping illegal immigration.
As long as their Corporate Donors were happy and giving them lots of money, they were happy to promise we the voters and never delivered any of it. They were happy to fornicate us over and over.
Now they are screwed.
Trump Actually Means It!
Posted by: rd at February 27, 2017 03:07 PM (iT57s)
When He announces Moonlight was His favorite film.... then we'll know...
Posted by: It's me donna at February 27, 2017 03:07 PM (O2RFr)
about bug-out bags, evacuation plans, and going 'off the grid' should
the Trump Death Police come after them."
You haven't lived till you've heard an old, fat, gray, asthmatically wheezing Baby Boomer liberal, on a whole medicine cabinet's worth of prescriptions, give you a defiant speech about how they're ready to "go up in the mountains" (like Fidel and Che!) to "resist" the fascist Trump regime "by any means necessary".
Ummmmmmmmm, but weren't these same persons telling me not all that long ago how they were proud not only to not own a gun but that they'd never disgraced their pacifist purity with even learning how to shoot a gun?
"IMMA LEARN!!! IMMA LEARN FAST!!!"
Okay then.
Those training sessions are going to be a barrel of laughs.
Posted by: torquewrench at February 27, 2017 03:00 PM (noWW6)
They are gonna be all bummed out when the only food left is going to be Spam or MRE's.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at February 27, 2017 03:07 PM (1JnAL)
One of the super fit trainers on The Biggest Loser weight loss show just had a major heart attack. Bob sonething
Posted by: ThunderB at February 27, 2017 03:08 PM (MZ/gs)
Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at February 27, 2017 03:08 PM (qU2ch)
Posted by: TexasDan at February 27, 2017 03:08 PM (yL25O)
We should all have a national 'From Russia With Love' night where we sit around and watch the movie.
Posted by: JEM at February 27, 2017 03:08 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2017 03:08 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Capt'n Morgan at February 27, 2017 03:08 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 27, 2017 03:08 PM (IQXW8)
i don't know if Breitbart would have supported trump pre-nomination. I kind of doubt it.
As a general matter, Breitbart wasn't very interested in internecine GOP jockeying. He really just wanted to beat the media.
He would have supported him post-nomination, I'm pretty sure.
Pre-? I don't know.
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2017 03:08 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2017 03:08 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: t-bird at February 27, 2017 03:08 PM (2z74n)
Really? the libs think the Russians want a strong U.S. instead of a weak one under hillary? baffling.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 27, 2017 03:08 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: josephistan at February 27, 2017 03:09 PM (7HtZB)
Podesta hack showed Mensch offered her services to the Clinton campaign to do a pro woman Hillary ad
Posted by: ThunderB at February 27, 2017 03:09 PM (MZ/gs)
Posted by: Benji Carver
He was on the last Ricochet podcast flogging his 'Expert' book.
Every bit the ass he is on teh twatter.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 27, 2017 03:09 PM (4YGWz)
Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at February 27, 2017 03:09 PM (qU2ch)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 27, 2017 03:09 PM (V4Qfo)
Posted by: Adam Co-Roh-La at February 27, 2017 03:09 PM (XHDeu)
Did Wick Rillson ever have his "friend of the blog" status revoked?
Posted by: torquewrench at February 27, 2017 03:09 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Kreplach at February 27, 2017 03:09 PM (3Xxpy)
Posted by: JEM at February 27, 2017 03:05 PM (TppKb)<<<
Andrew's docs said he was getting too thick.
So he tried to lose the weight quick.
Exercise was a start,
But proved too much for his heart,
So ace lost out on s****** his d***.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at February 27, 2017 03:09 PM (r6Z+k)
So what percentage of the protesters were paid stupid white people, and what percentage were paid stupid Native Americans?
Posted by: JEM at February 27, 2017 03:09 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2017 03:09 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: t-bird at February 27, 2017 03:09 PM (2z74n)
Step 1: Kill AB
Step 2: Russia fixes election for Trump
Step 3: Impeach Trump
Step 4: Hillary Selected as President
Step 5: World peace
/why can't you people see how easy this is?
Posted by: sally kohn at February 27, 2017 03:09 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Swanson at February 27, 2017 03:10 PM (JO9+V)
1. Vlad Putin and George Bush are members of the Bavarian Illuminati. This is WELL KNOWN!!11!!
2. The Publisher of RT discovered that Putin, Bush, and Pope John Paul II were PUPPETS of the Illuminati/REPTOID conspiracy! I've discussed this before!
3. Then, Bannon and Trump DISCOVERED the conspiracy and threatened to expose them! The Reptoids had to deal them in until they could destroy them!
4. Evan McMuffin is a REPTOID ASSASSIN! He has been appointed to do their lizardoid BIDDING!
WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at February 27, 2017 03:10 PM (RD7QR)
Combine that with the demented religious zeal that some of them feel and you cross over into cult territory. Nothing is too far to go to protect this. Nothing. There will be blood, I fear.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2017 03:10 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 27, 2017 03:10 PM (sxDSr)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 27, 2017 03:10 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: @votermom's phone at February 27, 2017 03:10 PM (25aoz)
Posted by: Buzzion at February 27, 2017 03:10 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at February 27, 2017 03:10 PM (qU2ch)
I guess it is now permitted by our betters to publicly scorn Stalin and lay his horrors bare? I mean, since we are now required to hate Russia and all.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 27, 2017 03:11 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at February 27, 2017 03:07 PM (1JnAL)
They can still have their artisnal bread. If they had the foresight to store some wheat. And know how to make bread from scratch. And have the arm strength and endurance to hand grind the wheat.
Posted by: Country Singer at February 27, 2017 03:11 PM (uiwCw)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2017 03:11 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at February 27, 2017 03:11 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Winston Wolf at February 27, 2017 03:04 PM (7HtZB)
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Carpe Dickum
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 27, 2017 03:11 PM (oGRue)
No, he's just four hundred calories of shit you don't need.
Posted by: JEM at February 27, 2017 03:12 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: DenverGregg at February 27, 2017 03:12 PM (ekPu6)
Posted by: Long Dong Silver at February 27, 2017 03:12 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: @votermom's phone at February 27, 2017 03:12 PM (25aoz)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 27, 2017 03:12 PM (CPk08)
I am getting pretty fuckin sick of The Bushes, all of them
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 27, 2017 03:06 PM (KlI/a)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
THIS!!!
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 27, 2017 03:12 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: TexasDan at February 27, 2017 03:12 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2017 03:12 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Yo! at February 27, 2017 03:12 PM (GwIKd)
Posted by: josephistan at February 27, 2017 03:12 PM (7HtZB)
The GOP establishment never gave a warm dog doody for stopping illegal immigration.
As long as their Corporate Donors were happy and giving them lots of money, they were happy to promise we the voters and never delivered any of it. They were happy to fornicate us over and over.
Now they are screwed.
Trump Actually Means It!
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THIS.
FYI, I cannot see voting for a Democrat, and as for the other half of the Uniparty, I'll only vote for Non-career politicians.
Also... re: the above, This Is How You Got Trump
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 27, 2017 03:12 PM (J5mC3)
Mmmmmmmm. John Wayne cookies!
Glue your sphincter shut.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2017 03:12 PM (ph+ut)
It a beer and bratwurst take over of the world!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2017 03:12 PM (493sH)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 27, 2017 03:12 PM (MZ/gs)
Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at February 27, 2017 03:13 PM (qU2ch)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2017 03:13 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Barack Obama at February 27, 2017 03:13 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Hillary at February 27, 2017 03:13 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at February 27, 2017 03:13 PM (r6Z+k)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2017 03:13 PM (IqV8l)
Yeah, it's almost exactly what Obama had done.
Especially the parts about stifling our domestic energy production and helping Iran.
Posted by: RoyalOil at February 27, 2017 03:13 PM (AmMfi)
Posted by: @votermom's phone at February 27, 2017 03:13 PM (25aoz)
Posted by: JEM at February 27, 2017 03:13 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2017 03:13 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Country Singer at February 27, 2017 03:04 PM (uiwCw)
I always wondered if your interest in prepping was connected to you working for the DoD.
Posted by: Chillin the most at February 27, 2017 03:13 PM (Cl52v)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 27, 2017 03:13 PM (vg8iE)
They can still have their artisnal bread. If they had the foresight to store some wheat. And know how to make bread from scratch. And have the arm strength and endurance to hand grind the wheat.
Posted by: Country Singer at February 27, 2017 03:11 PM (uiwCw)
and know how to make a fire... and how to make an oven... and how to get fuel for said fire...
Posted by: Don Q. at February 27, 2017 03:13 PM (qf6WZ)
Well that explains it.
Posted by: Lauren at February 27, 2017 03:13 PM (d5+A9)
Posted by: Benji Carver at February 27, 2017 02:53 PM (OD2ni)
Yup.
The wife of a friend of mine became convinced he was having an affair and he wasn't. There was literally nothing in the world he could say or do to convince her this wasn't true because everything he said was exactly what he would say if he was so see see that's an admission! The very lack of evidence was proof that it was occurring because look at all he was doing to cover his tracks. There was nothing he could do or say to convince her this was all in her head.
That's what is called to mind when I hear this Trump Russia stuff. There will never be a way to disprove this for those convinced it was true. The demand is to prove a negative and the very lack of any evidence shows that it must have happened or why would it be hidden, huh, huh?
Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at February 27, 2017 03:14 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Yo! at February 27, 2017 03:14 PM (GwIKd)
Posted by: Buzzion at February 27, 2017 03:14 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at February 27, 2017 03:14 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 27, 2017 03:14 PM (MZ/gs)
Posted by: TaigaCutters at February 27, 2017 03:14 PM (8J/Te)
Mensch has self admitted mental health issues brought on, she believes, by prolonged drug use
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Snort my drugs
Posted by: @votermom's phone at February 27, 2017 03:14 PM (25aoz)
Posted by: TexasDan at February 27, 2017 03:14 PM (yL25O)
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Also, they will totally freak out if you mention the Trump Death Squads will be taking people the the FEMA camps where there are thousands of coffins already in place.
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 27, 2017 03:14 PM (J5mC3)
These people are pretty loathesome.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2017 03:14 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Captain Jack Sparrow at February 27, 2017 03:15 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 27, 2017 03:15 PM (oGRue)
Well that explains it.
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Why are you blaming us? Bitch be crazy before we got involved
Posted by: The Drugs at February 27, 2017 03:15 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2017 03:15 PM (NXfyF)
Posted by: Donald Duck at February 27, 2017 03:15 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: William Eaton at February 27, 2017 03:03 PM (MuTTO)
It looks like that.
Posted by: local news at February 27, 2017 03:16 PM (1isJI)
their some of their pets behind. Dogs, mostly, trying to survive on the
trash they abandoned in their wake.
These people are pretty loathesome.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2017 03:14 PM (39g3+)
And the place is an open sewer. Probably some Earf Firsters in the mix.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2017 03:16 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2017 03:16 PM (0mRoj)
You know, if you squint hard enough, she does kinda look like Peter Russo in House of Cards, and her political career was nearly as long and distinguished.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 27, 2017 03:16 PM (qXXFv)
Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at February 27, 2017 03:16 PM (qU2ch)
Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2017 03:16 PM (NXfyF)
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Hahahahahahaha. No they have not woken up.
Remember, these are the people who when Obama won, stated that American fighter jets that flew over were now "theirs". (as if they were of a foreign country)
In other words, when a Rep is pres they are behind the Berlin wall. When a dem wins, they are freeeee!
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at February 27, 2017 03:16 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: TexasDan at February 27, 2017 03:16 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Lester at February 27, 2017 03:16 PM (8USec)
The Russians killed Scalia.
'Cause they knew that control of the Court would be a major issue to voters trying to decide between Trump and Hillary several months later.
Oh, and this never gets old:
Circa 2012--"the 1980's called and they want their foreign policy back."
hardeehar--pretty fucking funny.
Posted by: RoyalOil at February 27, 2017 03:16 PM (AmMfi)
Oh, I guess I never heard the outcome of the pipeline protesters. Did they just get up and leave?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 27, 2017 03:17 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2017 03:17 PM (NXfyF)
Posted by: @votermom's phone at February 27, 2017 03:17 PM (25aoz)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2017 03:17 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at February 27, 2017 03:13 PM (r6Z+k)<<<
Dammit, Pixy dropped the punchline.
Ace's remembering it in reverse... like his drilling.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at February 27, 2017 03:17 PM (r6Z+k)
Couldn't be because times are bad and no one could believe Hillary gave a rats ass about anyone but herself.
I could believe that Obama was a Russian stooge.
Don't worry. Trump is surrounding himself with former Generals and porking up the Pentagon budget to insure this won't gain traction. Nixon wouldn't have been forced out if he hadn't tried to wind down Vietnam. Vietnam was all about the money for the GOPe. Howard Baker can kiss Nixon's ass in hell.
Posted by: Ok at February 27, 2017 03:17 PM (K2SnJ)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at February 27, 2017 03:07 PM (1JnAL)
But what about the kale? For the CHILDREN!!
Posted by: Bruce at February 27, 2017 03:17 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: @votermom's phone at February 27, 2017 03:17 PM (25aoz)
The operation "Golden Buffoon" as Russian agents called it, was started in the Soviet Era by people close to then-KGB agent Vladimir Putin. This operation placed Donald Trump on the peripherie of the public awareness with the explicit goal of making him president one day and it involved among hundreds of other sleeper agents, of course also Andrew Breitbarts doctor!
Posted by: Louise Mensch (Con - Lib - Lab), Bollocksingshire at February 27, 2017 03:17 PM (7Owrn)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at February 27, 2017 03:17 PM (cCsPW)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2017 03:17 PM (/tuJf)
Did Breirtbart ever talk about Russia?
I don't remember that at all
Posted by: Yo! at February 27, 2017 03:14 PM (GwIKd)
BANNON IS A PLANT!!
Posted by: inSANE at February 27, 2017 03:17 PM (1isJI)
Am I doing it right?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 27, 2017 03:17 PM (XNNr5)
As long and distinguished as ace's d***? Maybe that's why Breitbart wanted to s*** it.
Posted by: JEM at February 27, 2017 03:17 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at February 27, 2017 03:18 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 27, 2017 03:18 PM (27lri)
Posted by: WisRich at February 27, 2017 03:18 PM (hdpay)
1.) Word goes out to bug out
2.) PANIC
3.) About 1/2 make it to bug-out sites, all way too close to cities
4.) All but a couple realize in their panic they left a lot of useful stuff behind
5.) The ones that didn't prey on the rest
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at February 27, 2017 03:18 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Chillin the most at February 27, 2017 03:13 PM (Cl52v)
Yeah, it drives a lot of it, but the inculcation came from being an Eagle Scout. Being in various shitholes around the world with the military just reinforced it and doing what I do now is a daily exercise in vulnerabilities.
Posted by: Country Singer at February 27, 2017 03:18 PM (uiwCw)
Posted by: Yo! at February 27, 2017 03:18 PM (GwIKd)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2017 03:18 PM (PY9jH)
He still doesn't know how to talk to the press or it's deliberate or whatever. I'd rather listen to paint dry. Hell I'd rather listen to Trump and I hate the way he talks, but at least he might DO something useful.
Posted by: DaveA at February 27, 2017 03:18 PM (8J/Te)
A drug addled mind, what offered her services to the Clinton campaign
She needs inpatient treatment
Will they ever say why she left Heat Street
Posted by: ThunderB at February 27, 2017 03:18 PM (MZ/gs)
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at February 27, 2017 03:19 PM (RD7QR)
I will say this, the idea that no cabal would ever assassinate an individual that "got in the way" is probably just as foolish and naive as someone that thinks every untimely death was foul play.
You see things Dennis Hastert being blackmailed for his past, no one argues this happened. Who's to say Judge Roberts wasn't leaned on for something to go a certain way on Obamacare?
Scalia was about to rule on basically outlawing public sector unions and in the nick of time, dies of a heart attack before giving his ruling.
We have to be careful not to go into the fever swamps, but it really wouldn't shock me. People have been killed for far less.
Posted by: Maritime at February 27, 2017 03:19 PM (uAO9M)
Hebe-on-hebe wetworks?
Oh, my...next you'll be telling me he hired a Vietnamese hooker to do it by spraying his face.
Posted by: JEM at February 27, 2017 03:19 PM (TppKb)
I should have kept my mouth shut. Now they'll never get the opportunity. *sniff*
Posted by: Winston Wolfe at February 27, 2017 03:19 PM (W8bn5)
Posted by: t-bird at February 27, 2017 03:19 PM (2z74n)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 27, 2017 03:19 PM (f15p5)
would then support Trump and get him elected -- then there's no use even
fighting them. They have precogs who can predict the future and hit-teams who can shape it with the precision of a diamond-cutter.
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Why don't you just admit you lost your time machine when you were visiting your mail-order bride from Russia?
Posted by: RoyalOil at February 27, 2017 03:19 PM (AmMfi)
With plague, proximity to the disease will accelerate its spread. So it is with hysteria. You are constantly surrounded and bombarded with it by linking to modern communication which is the medium of both transmission and growth.
Inoculate yourself with knowledge and reason.
* h/t Psychologist in The Natural
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at February 27, 2017 03:19 PM (FtrY1)
They couldn't camp out in the city without raping each other and getting their lunch money stolen by the homeless.
Posted by: DaveA at February 27, 2017 03:19 PM (8J/Te)
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 27, 2017 02:58 PM
And he introduced !Jeb! up with every single one he knows to donate money to him too.
Posted by: Lester at February 27, 2017 03:20 PM (8USec)
Some could argue it takes a drug addled mind to offer services to the Clinton campaign.
Posted by: JEM at February 27, 2017 03:20 PM (TppKb)
Can we ever be certain Yoko isn't funding her work?
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 27, 2017 03:20 PM (qXXFv)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 27, 2017 03:20 PM (CPk08)
Hope he surfaces somewhere.
Posted by: Kreplach at February 27, 2017 03:09 PM (3Xxpy)
Yeah, wasn't he supposed to have a big announcement on his new publisher, and a new employer to keep in the country on his visa?
Posted by: Iblis at February 27, 2017 03:20 PM (9221z)
why?
What is this thing some of you have where you have to go the black/jewish well with no provocation?
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2017 03:20 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Lily Formerly of HotAir (Now from AoSHQ)assassin in the night at February 27, 2017 03:20 PM (vivhj)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2017 03:20 PM (PY9jH)
What is wrong with him?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2017 03:20 PM (8ZskC)
Illegal Irish adoption.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2017 03:20 PM (ph+ut)
Posted by: Minx 0.7 alpha at February 27, 2017 03:21 PM (qU2ch)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 27, 2017 03:21 PM (ODxAs)
It was intended entirely humorously, and I apologize if it's not within that bound.
Posted by: JEM at February 27, 2017 03:21 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Judge Smails at February 27, 2017 03:21 PM (JO9+V)
It's all bullshit. It's masturbatory fantasies that they are Jason Bourne or whatever. Ask them if they've withdrawn their money from their IRAs. I'm guessing even Eichenwald was lying about that.
Posted by: IreneFingIrene at February 27, 2017 03:21 PM (fYFzF)
Posted by: Jean at February 27, 2017 03:21 PM (DFeEq)
This is exactly what we expected you to say.
It is so, so obvious that Putin has significant control over all aspects of the media, including the commenters on this blog.
A numerological analysis of "Ace of Spades" spells Vlad Putin.
QED
Posted by: The Committee To Save Progressive America at February 27, 2017 03:21 PM (rF0hx)
What makes Breitbart's death raise eyebrows is the sudden death of his coroner.
Posted by: @votermom's phone at February 27, 2017 03:21 PM (25aoz)
... Louise Mensch, Zero or One ?
One in my book. Definitely.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 27, 2017 03:22 PM (AuISE)
Posted by: Chuck Norris at February 27, 2017 03:22 PM (ODxAs)
The Beer Hall Putsch was in Munich. Coincidence? I think not!
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase the 18th Edition of 'Ace Commands: The Style Guide for the Horde' at the Outra at February 27, 2017 03:22 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2017 03:22 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at February 27, 2017 03:22 PM (cCsPW)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 27, 2017 03:22 PM (27lri)
Posted by: David Brock at February 27, 2017 03:22 PM (FqgrG)
Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at February 27, 2017 03:22 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 27, 2017 03:22 PM (XNNr5)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2017 03:22 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 27, 2017 03:22 PM (CPk08)
be a bit careful; she says the drugs specifically caused greater anxiety. She does say "mental health effects" but she specifically defines this as anxiety.
I don't believe she's confessed to some more serious mental health issue.
Just sayin', let's not over-read or under-quote
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2017 03:23 PM (8rNrN)
Shortly after the election, Kristol appeared on Morning Joe, and he was literally seconds from bursting into tears when Scarborough bailed him out by hijacking the conversation long enough for Kristol to compose himself again.
You could sense they all knew it was an act of mercy too. Lots of proverbial back rubbing and shoulder pinching and telling him it was gonna be okay.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 27, 2017 03:23 PM (qXXFv)
Kurt "they're the Nazis, not me, honest!" Eichenwald lie? Inconceivable!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2017 03:23 PM (39g3+)
They seem to accomplish all this stuff... even though...
When if you add up the US and Eu...
We have 830 Million, to 144 Million in population... more than 5 TIMES their population...
34 Trillion in GDP vs. 1.33 Trillion... ie 25 TIMES their GDP...
And yet... they somehow control and threaten everything we do!
Second look at Russia? because according to the Left they are kicking our butts...
Posted by: Don Q. at February 27, 2017 03:23 PM (qf6WZ)
One in my book. Definitely.
...
a one at three, a zero at ten
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2017 03:24 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2017 03:24 PM (NOIQH)
Suck my Dick!
Jeeze.
Posted by: Chuck Norris at February 27, 2017 03:22 PM (ODxAs)
No, that doesn't even make sense.
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at February 27, 2017 03:24 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: some D ampersand D nerd at February 27, 2017 03:24 PM (r6Z+k)
The Beer Hall Putsch was in Munich. Coincidence? I think not!
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase the 18th Edition of 'Ace Commands: The
Style Guide for the Horde' at the Outra at February 27, 2017 03:22 PM
(hLRSq)
Where the initial plans for the Berlin Wall were sketched out on a soggy napkin . . .
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 27, 2017 03:24 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: dagny at February 27, 2017 03:24 PM (Mc+44)
Yeah. It's actually almost common that people who suddenly put a real effort into getting into shape die of a heart attack, so that part checked out.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 27, 2017 03:24 PM (KUTP5)
Probably being called into the boss's office and told his job is hanging by a thread is very sobering. At least, that's what should have happened.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2017 03:25 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2017 03:25 PM (NOIQH)
If half of what she accuses the Russians of doing on Twitter is true, we should all surrender now and hope that Putin, Omnipotent Master of the Universe, takes pity on us poor mortals in his grand scheme of universal ascendancy.
Posted by: El Kabong at February 27, 2017 03:25 PM (datdl)
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No, that doesn't even make sense.
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton
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sniff... I taught you so well!!!
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 27, 2017 03:25 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2017 03:24 PM (8rNrN)
Oh, now he goes all situational and shit.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2017 03:25 PM (8ZskC)
One in my book. Definitely.
...
a one at three, a zero at ten
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2017 03:24 PM (8rNrN)
Too much math
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 27, 2017 03:25 PM (XNNr5)
How many stupid people believe this shit?
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 27, 2017 03:25 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2017 03:25 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2017 02:56 PM (NXfyF)
*****
I don't get this joke/reference. Please explain. Thanks.
Posted by: Taco Shack at February 27, 2017 03:25 PM (C+qQ0)
So FYI, at that dumpster fire twitter
Some keyboard warriors are claiming Jews are knocking down gravestones at jewish cemetaries, and calling in bomb threats to the JCCs, to enhance their victim status. Like a rude comment on a receipt, or any of a dozen other fake instances of bigotry
Posted by: ThunderB at February 27, 2017 03:25 PM (MZ/gs)
Posted by: DenverGregg at February 27, 2017 03:26 PM (ekPu6)
Illegal Irish adoption.
Posted by: rickb223
_________
That's been the urban legend, and I would say most of these I just don't buy into.
The point is, people have been blackmailed, intimidated, killed for small things, why wouldn't this also happen on something huge?
On the Roberts thing, what seems suspicious is various sources have said he changed his mind at the last minute and had actually written an opinion killing the individual mandate.
Posted by: Maritime at February 27, 2017 03:26 PM (uAO9M)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2017 03:26 PM (fDdVG)
Well there's a real gainnnzzz killer if I ever heard one.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2017 03:26 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2017 03:26 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 27, 2017 03:25 PM (mpXpK)
uh, all of them?
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 27, 2017 03:26 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 27, 2017 03:27 PM (jxbfJ)
Wanna know what else specifically qualifies as a subset of anxiety?
Disassociation, depersonalization, and derealisation.
All fancy words which mean you've lost your marbles.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 27, 2017 03:27 PM (qXXFv)
Probably being called into the boss's office and told his job is hanging by a thread is very sobering. At least, that's what should have happened.
...
i hear he's untouchable. Murdoch likes him, Murdoch's allegedly liberal sons and heirs like him. (They really liked MeAgain too.)
I think for some reason older women probably like him and can't seem to notice he's a progressive gasbag slightly to the left of Chris Cuomo.
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2017 03:27 PM (8rNrN)
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ORIGINAL RECIPE IS THE ONLY TRUE FORM OF KFC ALL OTHERS ARE BLASPHEMERS
Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at February 27, 2017 03:27 PM (qU2ch)
You better know all your neighbors where you are going, otherwise you are just another stranger...
Posted by: Yo! at February 27, 2017 03:27 PM (GwIKd)
Posted by: Bob Dole at February 27, 2017 03:27 PM (8ZskC)
When I saw AB soaking up perspiration at the Weiner press conference I knew that was a bum ticker sign. Shame he didn't recognize the signs himself.
It's disconcerting the ratio of notable men dying lately to notable women.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at February 27, 2017 03:27 PM (ZFUt7)
Posted by: kallisto at February 27, 2017 03:27 PM (nNdYv)
Posted by: josephistan at February 27, 2017 03:27 PM (7HtZB)
Yeah, weird.
Also, that Breitbart had made a Very Big Deal out of his plans to reveal a bombshell about Obama on March 1st and he died on....the eve of March 1st.
"I question the timing" certainly applies, though I don't know what I believe.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2017 03:27 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2017 03:20 PM (ph+ut)
We can't have the Irish adopting or there will be drunk kids everywhere
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2017 03:27 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2017 03:27 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 27, 2017 03:25 PM (mpXpK)
Well.... the MSM, and a bunch of idiots in Congress... on BOTH sides of the aisle..
And Ex Prezzy GW Bush... apparently....
Posted by: Don Q. at February 27, 2017 03:27 PM (qf6WZ)
The Russians are so good at hacking elections, they made sure Hillary got millions more votes!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2017 03:25 PM (39g3+)
Not to mention they did a bang-up job at the Oscars.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 27, 2017 03:28 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2017 03:28 PM (NXfyF)
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at February 27, 2017 03:28 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2017 02:56 PM (NXfyF)
*****
I don't get this joke/reference. Please explain. Thanks.
Posted by: Taco Shack at February 27, 2017 03:25 PM (C+qQ0)
Wearing Crocs is like getting a BJ from another guy. Feels real good until you look down and realize you're gay.
Posted by: Country Singer at February 27, 2017 03:28 PM (uiwCw)
Putin murdered Andrew in 2012 to elect Donald Trump President in 2016.
No, Louise, you're not crazy. You're Circa ex-girlfriend crazy.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2017 03:28 PM (B+qrE)
for ostensible heterosexuals, you guys sure have a lot of very strident opinion about shoes.
Just sayin'
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2017 03:01 PM (8rNrN)
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You should hear them on the subject of man purses.
Posted by: bluebell at February 27, 2017 03:28 PM (sTBcq)
Posted by: Captain Smith at February 27, 2017 03:28 PM (W8bn5)
The Trump Death Squads are launching on Mardi Gras Day.
To avoid their terrible fury, either:
1) Leave immediately for Canada
or
2) Paint a YUUUGE "T" in orange paint over your threshold.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 27, 2017 03:28 PM (vZ9Fw)
Posted by: steevy at February 27, 2017 03:28 PM (r/0kC)
He was, but not the way people think. Roberts is all about his legacy, and they convinced him that overruling Obamacare would ruin his legacy for all time and make him the Bad Guy on law school campuses. He bought it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2017 03:28 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2017 03:29 PM (HDU3V)
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ORIGINAL RECIPE IS THE ONLY TRUE FORM OF KFC ALL OTHERS ARE BLASPHEMERS
Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at February 27, 2017 03:27 PM (qU2ch)
[Offers Mortimer the secret handshake]
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at February 27, 2017 03:29 PM (RD7QR)
IT'S NOT A PURSE, IT'S A EUROPEAN CARRYALL!
Oh fine, it's a purse
Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld, Accused Homosexual at February 27, 2017 03:29 PM (8rNrN)
*golf clap*
Posted by: @votermom's phone at February 27, 2017 03:29 PM (25aoz)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at February 27, 2017 03:29 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2017 03:24 PM (8rNrN)
Too much math
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 27, 2017 03:25 PM (XNNr5)
SHE LOOKS BETTER AT CLOSING TIME THAN THE NEXT MORNING WHEN YOU WAKE UP NEXT TO HER!
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER!! at February 27, 2017 03:29 PM (nNdYv)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2017 03:29 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at February 27, 2017 03:30 PM (FqgrG)
I believe Ace should stalk and harass her lawyer on Twitter until he confesses.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 27, 2017 03:30 PM (qXXFv)
Yeah, weird.
Also, that Breitbart had made a Very Big Deal out of his plans to reveal a bombshell about Obama on March 1st and he died on....the eve of March 1st.
"I question the timing" certainly applies, though I don't know what I believe.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2017 03:27 PM (NOIQH)
Yeah but everyone knows to leave a sealed envelope of your info in a bus station locker and give the key to a confidant to open if something should happen to you.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 27, 2017 03:30 PM (XNNr5)
Mensch said in an interview in The Standard that she has "long term mental health" problems from her drug use
"I did serious drugs and it messed with my head"
Posted by: ThunderB at February 27, 2017 03:30 PM (MZ/gs)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2017 03:26 PM (fDdVG)
I'm offended.
Posted by: Yrrenaedel Faertswaerllwer at February 27, 2017 03:30 PM (CPk08)
That Putin linked up with Trump to help get him elected by utilizing a basic phishing scam on John Pedestal that revealed CNN fed debate questions and cleared stories with Hillary?
Not the stuff of super spy craft, in my view.
And to what end?
It's ludicrous.
Posted by: LASue at February 27, 2017 03:30 PM (kuoBn)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 27, 2017 03:30 PM (QQ+il)
So why is Jeff Sessions guilty of "criminal treason", according to Mensch?
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at February 27, 2017 03:30 PM (FqgrG)
Wut?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2017 03:30 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: wth at February 27, 2017 03:30 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Chris M at February 27, 2017 03:31 PM (eAZVt)
These people are so stuck in their own delusions it clouds reality. Everything about these people is conspiratorial and driven by pure emotion. I guess that's what happens when you finally realize their may be a God and you're not the master of destiny you thought you were.
Maybe Louise can help us find the guy from the grassy knoll?
Posted by: Marcus T at February 27, 2017 03:31 PM (gjdGN)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at February 27, 2017 03:31 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: SomeGreekAngletoIt at February 27, 2017 03:31 PM (8J/Te)
ah i think you're right, but I hear Murdoch's sons are liberals. Levin, I think, was on about that. They like MeAgain, they like Shep.
I don't know how he keeps ratings. (Does he keep ratings? I assume he must.)
I made the crack about old women not as a crack but because someone MUST think he's Handsome and Charming or something, and I can't see anyone thinking that, except someone who's thinking "He seems like such a nice boy. I wish my daughter could find someone like him!"
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2017 03:31 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2017 03:31 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: wth at February 27, 2017 03:32 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 27, 2017 03:32 PM (p+Wdc)
And that is seriously sinister.
Its one thing to oppose policy or actions of the president, but another to oppose the very idea of someone being president, to the point of violence and undermining your country.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2017 03:32 PM (39g3+)
On the Roberts thing, what seems suspicious is various sources have said he changed his mind at the last minute and had actually written an opinion killing the individual mandate.
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The last bit is doubtful. IIRC, one of the reasons why people think that Roberts changed his vote is because parts of the opinion against the mandate read as if that opinion was the majority opinion. So I suspect that the opinion writer didn't change.
Posted by: junior at February 27, 2017 03:32 PM (nsZ+m)
Posted by: West at February 27, 2017 03:32 PM (1Rgee)
They created this idea because Hillary had exposed the country via her dirty emails/foundation/sid blumenthal to every thug and dictator in the world. The response from the left was then "Not us!! It's the other side mixed up with the thugs and dictators. Oh, and since Putin hates Hillary for fucking with his election in 2011, we'll make him the bad guy."
It's all perfectly usual democrat created nonsense, the mere idea that anyone even gives any credence to this insane, evidence free, lunatic horseshit is embarrassing and just shows how they're all deep state/Davos/left wing slithering worms.
Posted by: dagny at February 27, 2017 03:32 PM (Mc+44)
One set that's fur lined that act as slippers and one set t o quickly throw on when I have to walk the dogs or take out the garbage.
Love crocs.
Don't know why they get a bad rap.
Posted by: Kreplach at February 27, 2017 03:32 PM (3Xxpy)
Posted by: wth at February 27, 2017 03:30 PM (HgMAr)
tinfoilon
That's only when we're not playing with the weather with HAARP. /tinfoiloff
Posted by: Country Singer at February 27, 2017 03:32 PM (uiwCw)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at February 27, 2017 03:32 PM (FqgrG)
Posted by: Seems legit at February 27, 2017 03:32 PM (U+nHb)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 27, 2017 03:32 PM (MZ/gs)
Posted by: steevy at February 27, 2017 03:32 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at February 27, 2017 03:31 PM
Go on...
Posted by: Morons everywhere at February 27, 2017 03:32 PM (p+Wdc)
The Colonel puts chemicals in it that make ye crave it fortnightly.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 27, 2017 03:33 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 27, 2017 03:33 PM (gjdGN)
Not if she wants grandchildren.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2017 03:33 PM (/tuJf)
Im not a big Trump fan, but Im getting sick and tired of foreigners lecturing Americans on how to run their own country, while these people work on their own countries like demolition crews.
Posted by: Nurse Ratched at February 27, 2017 03:33 PM (7Owrn)
[Offers Mortimer the secret handshake]
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at February 27, 2017 03:29 PM (RD7QR)
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[grips firmly]
[wipes chicken grease on front of shirt]
Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at February 27, 2017 03:33 PM (qU2ch)
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2017 03:31 PM (8rNrN)
"He's not gay. He's just a confirmed bachelor."
---- my sweet late mother
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2017 03:33 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: El Kabong at February 27, 2017 03:33 PM (datdl)
If Republicans go on about how gun ownership is a bulwark against a tyrannical government, will the left guffaw like they usually do?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 27, 2017 03:33 PM (EvBgT)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 27, 2017 03:33 PM (sxDSr)
Apparently back in the Desert Storm days he was quite dashing and attractive to the blue hairs, but these days he looks more like an old woman every day.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2017 03:33 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2017 03:33 PM (B+qrE)
Don't know why they get a bad rap.
Posted by: Kreplach at February 27, 2017 03:32 PM (3Xxpy)
How do you feel about men's yoga pants?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2017 03:34 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at February 27, 2017 03:34 PM (+aCe4)
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 27, 2017 03:34 PM (AuISE)
Mensch seems unhinged in her stridency.
Posted by: Seems legit at February 27, 2017 03:34 PM (U+nHb)
Who is busy finding anonymous guys to do his butt in the JC Penney dressing room. What a great husband.
Posted by: dagny at February 27, 2017 03:34 PM (Mc+44)
OT: The Oscars had the lowest ratings in the last 9 years.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2017 03:34 PM (493sH)
Posted by: LASue at February 27, 2017 03:34 PM (kuoBn)
Posted by: wth
Well if those bastids had anything to do with my heating bill for February I have TWO WORDS!
Thank you.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at February 27, 2017 03:34 PM (ZFUt7)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 27, 2017 03:34 PM (gjdGN)
These people are so stuck in their own delusions it clouds reality. Everything about these people is conspiratorial and driven by pure emotion. I guess that's what happens when you finally realize their may be a God and you're not the master of destiny you thought you were.
Maybe Louise can help us find the guy from the grassy knoll?
Posted by: Marcus T at February 27, 2017 03:31 PM (gjdGN)
====================
If progressives are serious about the dangers of Trump and the completely sold out nature of the Democratic Party, then they should really leave the country.
Please.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 27, 2017 03:35 PM (EvBgT)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2017 03:35 PM (B+qrE)
This, um, Emm Arr Eee thing you mentioned.
Is it made with sustainable humane organic shade-grown fair-trade no-pesticide grass-fed gluten-free non-GMO ingredients?
Posted by: torquewrench at February 27, 2017 03:35 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2017 03:35 PM (/tuJf)
Don't know why they get a bad rap.
Because they are ugly and stupid looking, like those "earth shoes" in the 1970s designed to give your toes extra room.
https://www.dressthatman.com/pics/acce/acce128.jpg
Hideous and stupid looking.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2017 03:35 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at February 27, 2017 03:35 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: goon at February 27, 2017 03:35 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2017 03:35 PM (NXfyF)
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You know what the holes are for, correct?
It's where your dignity drains out.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2017 03:35 PM (ph+ut)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 27, 2017 03:33 PM (sxDSr)
Um, I think you should read the instructions for this meme.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2017 03:36 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Procrustes at February 27, 2017 03:36 PM (W8bn5)
I hate them. They're sweaty inside and, as someone mentioned above, the things are a hazard on any kind of slippery surface.
I took a fall on some ice (yeah, I know I shouldn't have been wearing them on ice, but I'm LAZY, see?).
Though they are good for giving blowjobs. You can take them off your feet, put them on the ground in front of you, and rest your knees comfortably on them.
So.... i guess it depends on User Needs.
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2017 03:36 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Milton Keynes Dons at February 27, 2017 03:36 PM (rX06+)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at February 27, 2017 03:36 PM (cCsPW)
Posted by: goon at February 27, 2017 03:35 PM (EaQ6/)
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"Yeah, they'd never use something subtle like a spy."
-Alger Hiss
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 27, 2017 03:36 PM (EvBgT)
I hope that last part did not do him in because of too many nights of no sleep, high energy and adderall intake.
One man I wished I met when I used to attend conferences in my 20's and go VIP.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 27, 2017 03:36 PM (ksj3z)
Posted by: naturalfake at February 27, 2017 03:36 PM (vZ9Fw)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2017 03:34 PM (8ZskC)
I don't know how he feels, but I just threw up a little in my mouth.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at February 27, 2017 03:36 PM (+eR2D)
Don't know why they get a bad rap.Posted by: Kreplach at February 27, 2017 03:32 PM (3Xxpy)
Because they make anyone over the age of 4 look like a dork? or a gay dork? or a lesbian dork?
Posted by: dagny at February 27, 2017 03:36 PM (Mc+44)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2017 03:36 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 27, 2017 03:33 PM (gjdGN)
.............
and paint it.
Posted by: wth at February 27, 2017 03:36 PM (HgMAr)
Don't know why they get a bad rap.
Posted by: Kreplach at February 27, 2017 03:32 PM (3Xxpy)
How do you feel about men's yoga pants?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2017 03:34 PM (8ZskC)
Fuck you Cicero. I spit my vinegar water on my screen! And it was Braggs vinegar, the good stuff...with The Mother.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 27, 2017 03:36 PM (sxDSr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2017 03:37 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 27, 2017 03:37 PM (gjdGN)
Actually there are conteporaneous reports that that was in fact the case and that Scalia, Alito and Thomas had to scramble to right the dissent and were pretty ticked off at Roberts over his switcheroo.
Posted by: Kreplach at February 27, 2017 03:37 PM (3Xxpy)
Posted by: junior
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I don't know who to believe , but here's a Forbes article that made the case that Roberts changed at the last minute.
https://tinyurl.com/gwuum5g
Forbes is not exactly a "fever swamp" type news outlet
Posted by: Maritime at February 27, 2017 03:37 PM (uAO9M)
Some sort of proto-Shelvey?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 27, 2017 03:19 PM (f15p5)
Find my wall stud.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2017 03:37 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Seems legit at February 27, 2017 03:37 PM (U+nHb)
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2017 03:31 PM (8rNrN)
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"He's not gay. He's just a confirmed bachelor."
---- my sweet late mother
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2017 03:33 PM (PY9jH)
Sounds like my mom re: one of my cousins. For years it was "She just hasn't met the right guy."
Then one day it was, "Did you know she's a lezbean?!?!?!"
Me: "Yeah, I've known for about 25 years. Never dated a guy, never had a boyfriend. Same female 'roommate' for the last 15 years. Works for a non-profit. Drives a Subaru."
Posted by: Country Singer at February 27, 2017 03:37 PM (uiwCw)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2017 03:20 PM (8ZskC)
Menopause?
Posted by: kallisto at February 27, 2017 03:38 PM (nNdYv)
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2017 03:36 PM (8rNrN)
Just add a hook for the J. Crew Messenger bag and you have a near-perfect product.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2017 03:38 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2017 03:38 PM (PY9jH)
And since Midnight Cowboy or whatever it was won, you're all racist for not watching it.
Posted by: JEM at February 27, 2017 03:38 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 27, 2017 03:38 PM (MZ/gs)
Why?
Putin is desperately trying to save Russia. It is a drunken criminal mafia run shithole in a demographic death spiral.
Putin remembers the Glorious Russia of his youth, when he was fighting for the Motherland in the KGB. Russia was a SUPER Power. They were feared and respected. Everyday Russians actually believed that there was a future. Putin is trying to recreate that glorious time of the 1960's and 1970's Russia.
Putin needs a competition with someone to animate the Russian People. He is trying to instill pride in Russian Nationalism again, andto do that, Putin is trying to bring the ethnic Russians back into Russia proper. That is what he is doing with Ukraine, South Ossetia, and the Baltic area.
Putin wants to recreate the feelings of the Space Race, and Russian Nationalism without Marxism.
It may not work, but what else can he do?
Posted by: rd at February 27, 2017 03:38 PM (iT57s)
feet, put them on the ground in front of you, and rest your knees
comfortably on them.
What about the easy cleanup, don't forget the easy cleanup!
Posted by: IP at February 27, 2017 03:38 PM (yV4wg)
There's a guy at my gym who wears yoga pants, a spandex top and those stupid shoes/sock with toes. All black.
I make sure to keep an eye on him when I'm stretching.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2017 03:38 PM (/tuJf)
Hearts are weird things, AB, Bill Paxton, Jim Fixx, that trainer dude from the biggest loser. Genes, pretty hard to beat.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 27, 2017 03:38 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Prince "Blanket" Jackson at February 27, 2017 03:38 PM (W8bn5)
Posted by: Magic 8 Ball at February 27, 2017 03:38 PM (NXfyF)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at February 27, 2017 03:38 PM (FqgrG)
Posted by: filbert at February 27, 2017 03:38 PM (j94Z3)
I hope that last part did not do him in because of too many nights of no sleep, high energy and adderall intake.
...
was he actually on adderall? he always was very energetic, verging on frantic, but I thought he was just wired up that way.
but i dunno. not that close a confidant to ask him about prescription drugs.
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2017 03:38 PM (8rNrN)
Ace is giving BJs with crocs on his old knees
Jeebus
Posted by: ThunderB at February 27, 2017 03:38 PM (MZ/gs)
Yeah, I suspect we're done for the day.
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at February 27, 2017 03:39 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: the horrified neighbors at February 27, 2017 03:39 PM (r6Z+k)
Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2017 03:39 PM (NXfyF)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 27, 2017 03:39 PM (gjdGN)
Posted by: josephistan at February 27, 2017 03:39 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: goon at February 27, 2017 03:39 PM (EaQ6/)
WHAT cleanup? (wink)
oh dear lord I've become Milo
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2017 03:39 PM (8rNrN)
La la land!
Posted by: Faye Dunaway at February 27, 2017 03:40 PM (ZFUt7)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 27, 2017 03:40 PM (XNNr5)
I read that as "constipational".
Which, actually, would explain a LOT...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 27, 2017 03:40 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2017 03:40 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Prince "Blanket" Jackson at February 27, 2017 03:38 PM (W8bn5)
When I think we cannot stomp the body even once more...I am proven wrong.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2017 03:40 PM (B+qrE)
That sounds like something a southern belle would say in a TV sitcom.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2017 03:36 PM (39g3+)
Huh...'oh bless his little dingy'...no, that one doesn't work.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 27, 2017 03:40 PM (sxDSr)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2017 03:40 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2017 03:40 PM (PY9jH)
Jeebus
Posted by: ThunderB at February 27, 2017 03:38 PM (MZ/gs)
He looks like a furry perverted Toulouse Lautrec.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2017 03:40 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 27, 2017 03:38 PM (ODxAs)
Really? I worked with a Gene years ago. He wasn't very athletic.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2017 03:40 PM (493sH)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 27, 2017 03:41 PM (MZ/gs)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2017 03:34 PM (493sH)
I'm SHOCKED!
I thought the distinct possibility of overt and hysterical political posturing plus really shitty movies pretty much guaranteed a fantastic audience!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 27, 2017 03:41 PM (rF0hx)
Andrew fought hard, and seeing America being stolen like it was (is?) and the powerful people pushing it adds a lot of stress. Exercise and a life outside the politics is perhaps essential. But even strong men tend to back away from the DC Cartel and its intent to devour all challengers. It seems more like a mafia run by shadowy deep-staters than a republic.
The counter-revolution has just begun ... more will die. I don't doubt they would kill us by the million if they could, but the fellow traveler slow march through the institutions has been pretty successful, till Obama went balls to the walls "fundamental transformation" on US.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 27, 2017 03:41 PM (YMJtx)
Posted by: John Kerry at February 27, 2017 03:41 PM (W8bn5)
Truth, justice, and rule of law would win out, y'know?
I also suspect he was eventually disabused of such notions by liberals in no uncertain terms.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 27, 2017 03:41 PM (qXXFv)
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2017 03:36 PM (8rNrN)
...........
That's what I told her at the picnic.
Posted by: wth at February 27, 2017 03:42 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Fritz at February 27, 2017 03:42 PM (2Mnv1)
----
Kind of like naming your kid Legolas.
On the other hand, "Shaelflaed" has a nice ring to it.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at February 27, 2017 03:42 PM (OVUYQ)
Posted by: bjrubbs at February 27, 2017 03:42 PM (+0YMN)
Posted by: goon at February 27, 2017 03:39 PM (EaQ6/)<<<
Another Crocs fan, it seems.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at February 27, 2017 03:42 PM (r6Z+k)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2017 03:42 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: dagny at February 27, 2017 03:42 PM (Mc+44)
Yeah.
Eat what I want. Don't exercise. Cholesterol numbers in good range. BP 120/82.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2017 03:42 PM (ph+ut)
Ugly and freaking dangerous to wear.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at February 27, 2017 03:42 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2017 03:34 PM (493sH)
I'm SHOCKED!
I thought the distinct possibility of overt and hysterical political posturing plus really shitty movies pretty much guaranteed a fantastic audience!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 27, 2017 03:41 PM (rF0hx)
====================
This will continue until another billion dollar movie is nominated for Best Picture.
Last one was Avatar, and I'm not convinced that anyone actually even liked that movie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 27, 2017 03:42 PM (EvBgT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2017 03:42 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 27, 2017 03:42 PM (sxDSr)
Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2017 03:42 PM (NXfyF)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 27, 2017 03:43 PM (fPE66)
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2017 03:39 PM (8rNrN)
___________________________________
I'm surprised by this, all this time I thought you were atheist?
Posted by: IP at February 27, 2017 03:43 PM (yV4wg)
Unless he's got giant feet he ought to just buy new, the bigfoot sizes are always cheap.
Posted by: JEM at February 27, 2017 03:43 PM (TppKb)
Shoes that look like they were made from a plastic spaghetti strainer by some Cambodian who has a few cents to his name and his buffalo leather sandals have bit the dust.
Absolutely 3rd world look. I have the same opinion of them as I do of the purses and bags for sale at craft fairs made out of plastic horse and dog food bags.
Posted by: Jen at February 27, 2017 03:43 PM (cWhln)
Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2017 03:43 PM (HDU3V)
...and we all know who runs Hollywood.
Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2017 03:42 PM (NXfyF)
====================
Have we seen CBD and Hitler in the same room?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 27, 2017 03:43 PM (EvBgT)
Posted by: naturalfake at February 27, 2017 03:43 PM (vZ9Fw)
Posted by: JEM at February 27, 2017 03:43 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2017 03:44 PM (0mRoj)
But unlikely as they were all freaked when Bush was Preisdent and thought camps for them. But as soon as they won the next election they were balls to the walls massive govt power.
Posted by: willow at February 27, 2017 03:44 PM (R7cwD)
As Bismarck once said of Napoleon III: "The greatest unrecognized mediocrity..."
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2017 03:44 PM (B+qrE)
https://tinyurl.com/gwuum5g
Forbes is not exactly a "fever swamp" type news outlet
------------------
I'm not saying Roberts didn't change his vote. I'm saying that I don't think his vote switch changed who wrote that opinion.
Posted by: junior at February 27, 2017 03:44 PM (nsZ+m)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at February 27, 2017 03:44 PM (cCsPW)
Posted by: SomeGreekAngletoIt at February 27, 2017 03:44 PM (8J/Te)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 27, 2017 03:44 PM (4e+hS)
More than a few war games have been based on the idea that global warming and desertification will eventually force hundreds of millions of Chinese peasants northward.
I'd guess the Russians know better than anyone else just how precarious their borders will become.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 27, 2017 03:44 PM (qXXFv)
Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2017 03:44 PM (NXfyF)
Posted by: Nurse Ratched at February 27, 2017 03:33 PM (7Owrn)
Wait...
So... its OK for a Brit to interfere in our internal politics... (in her view)...
But not for the Russians to interfere...
/facepalm
Posted by: Don Q. at February 27, 2017 03:44 PM (qf6WZ)
Thats true
When someone does a comic sketch and want to be dwarves they put the knees in shoes
So disturbing now
Posted by: ThunderB at February 27, 2017 03:44 PM (MZ/gs)
Posted by: Mel Gibson at February 27, 2017 03:44 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2017 03:40 PM (B+qrE)
You mean "Slap my dead?"
Well, shag my duck.....
Posted by: Yrrenaedel Faertswaerllwer at February 27, 2017 03:45 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: buzzion at February 27, 2017 03:45 PM (z/Ubi)
He's clearly exaggerating for comic effect.
Everyone knows Ewok's don't have knees.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at February 27, 2017 03:45 PM (r6Z+k)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 27, 2017 03:45 PM (6Ll1u)
The original lie from which everything has sprung was the one that said the Russians were responsible for WikiLeaks getting the emails of Podesta and the DNC even though simpler explanations were that Podesta fell for a phishing and that a Bernie loving DNC staffer swiped the DNC emails.
With this in place from then on everything bad that happened to the Democrats would be the result of the Russian hacking and any discussion of Hillary's server and it's emails would fade away in the Russian fog.
It's worked as planned.
Posted by: geoffb5 at February 27, 2017 03:45 PM (d3wbb)
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Which is EXACTLY why it happened.
(Mega's Law: Every refutation of conspiracy is always further proof of the conspiracy)
Posted by: Mega at February 27, 2017 03:45 PM (hHFOx)
Dear me
Posted by: ThunderB at February 27, 2017 03:45 PM (MZ/gs)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 27, 2017 03:44 PM (4e+hS)
He's hanging out with Elvis and JFK in an Argentine villa.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2017 03:45 PM (0mRoj)
but i dunno. not that close a confidant to ask him about prescription drugs.
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2017 03:38 PM (8rNrN
Anthony Cumia briefly mentioned that Breitbart was a fan and left it at that.
Hell who is not a fan of adderall and doing what you love and are passionate about for 48 to 72 hours at a time?
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 27, 2017 03:45 PM (ksj3z)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2017 03:45 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2017 03:46 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2017 03:46 PM (NXfyF)
Posted by: willow at February 27, 2017 03:46 PM (R7cwD)
Posted by: Louise Munch at February 27, 2017 03:46 PM (vtcmf)
That would help ratings, totes bigly.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at February 27, 2017 03:46 PM (FqgrG)
Tim Conway. Dorf on Golf.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2017 03:46 PM (ph+ut)
Posted by: wth at February 27, 2017 03:30 PM (HgMAr)
Oh, for Pete's sake...has Louise Mensch been channeling my late grandmother? She used to say stuff like that all the time, but it sounded better and more believable from her: "You know dis a crazy weather we a gotta? I tink it's a da Russi."
( anyway, I thought Breibart was silenced because he discovered the truth about Podesta...and yeah, today I have a tin-foil hat on...why do you ask?)
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at February 27, 2017 03:46 PM (oQQwD)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 27, 2017 03:46 PM (MZ/gs)
Posted by: goon at February 27, 2017 03:46 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2017 03:47 PM (39g3+)
Pesky lib tears get in everything these days.
Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2017 03:47 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 27, 2017 03:47 PM (qXXFv)
Posted by: Madonna at February 27, 2017 03:47 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2017 03:47 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2017 03:42 PM (NXfyF)
heh....
Seriously...I love movies, but I hate Hollywood, because I dislike being condescended to and preached to by stupid people.
I get enough of that from my older sister.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 27, 2017 03:47 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2017 03:47 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: JEM at February 27, 2017 03:47 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 27, 2017 03:48 PM (XNNr5)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 27, 2017 03:39 PM (gjdGN)
Crocs are not fabulous.
Neither are men's yoga pants.
So the answer is no.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase the 18th Edition of 'Ace Commands: The Style Guide for the Horde' at the Outra at February 27, 2017 03:48 PM (hLRSq)
About as surprising as Shep getting all aflutter over the scandal du jour.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2017 03:48 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: dagny at February 27, 2017 03:48 PM (Mc+44)
Posted by: JEM at February 27, 2017 03:49 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2017 03:47 PM (39g3+)
=======================
I remember hearing praise, especially in print at the time, for the movie as a whole. Capital R Romance was thrown around a lot.
I was very on the fence while watching the movie for the first time until the end when nothing in particular lost me, but it just wore me down.
"Fine! You're not very good! I give in!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 27, 2017 03:49 PM (EvBgT)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 27, 2017 03:39 PM (gjdGN)
It's a fashion webzine that sucks other fashion webzines' dicks.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2017 03:49 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: REO at February 27, 2017 03:49 PM (oAY8z)
This has pretty much been my philosophical underpinning since I figured out that Jimmy Carter was a mortal threat to the Republic.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2017 03:49 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2017 03:50 PM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 27, 2017 03:50 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at February 27, 2017 03:50 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: junior
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But Roberts wrote the majority opinion on Obamacare. So wouldn't it have to be different if he changed his mind?
Posted by: Maritime at February 27, 2017 03:50 PM (uAO9M)
Neither are men's yoga pants.
Nor are VW Eos convertibles.
Posted by: JEM at February 27, 2017 03:49 PM (TppKb)
__________________________________
or skinny jeans, yet nearly every university is full of em all.
Posted by: IP at February 27, 2017 03:50 PM (yV4wg)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 27, 2017 03:39 PM (gjdGN)
Crocs are not fabulous.
Neither are men's yoga pants.
So the answer is no.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase the 18th Edition of 'Ace Commands: The Style Guide for the Horde' at the Outra at February 27, 2017 03:48 PM (hLRSq)
And Man Buns? right the F out!
Posted by: Don Q. at February 27, 2017 03:51 PM (qf6WZ)
First person with the show tunes and I'm outta here.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at February 27, 2017 03:50 PM (9krrF)
Clint Eastwood singing "I Talk to the Trees" (Paint Your Wagon).
You're welcome.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2017 03:51 PM (PY9jH)
Seriously...I love movies, but I hate Hollywood, because I dislike being condescended to and preached to by stupid people.
I get enough of that from my older sister.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 27, 2017 03:47 PM (rF0hx)
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Movies are awesome.
Hollywood is a soul crushing but ornately gilded hellhole.
Another story from my brother:
He's a video editor/producer and he has a friend who worked on the movie Nightcrawler (great, by the way). She was treated like complete shit and forced to work 16 hour days as an assistant editor.
As soon as I heard that story I solidified my desire to never actually try to make movies in Hollywood, which had been a little dream of mine since high school.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 27, 2017 03:51 PM (EvBgT)
I had some Teva s for the quick run outside shoes, but lost them. I wonder if they still make them.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 27, 2017 03:51 PM (ODxAs)
If I'm going to kill you, it'll be one of two ways:
1) A dose of ricin
2) A dose of radioactive salts
Jeez, don't you guys even read "Vlad's Assassination Style Guide".
I'm all about the slow acting but incurable poisons.
That allows a clean getaway with no way to tie it back to me.
Yeeeeeeesh! retards.
Posted by: Vlad Putin at February 27, 2017 03:51 PM (vZ9Fw)
Yet she's constantly pointing to public Twitter location data like gospel.
Next thing, she'll say IP addresses in email headers are ironclad proof too.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 27, 2017 03:51 PM (qXXFv)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 27, 2017 03:39 PM (gjdGN)
It's a fashion webzine that sucks other fashion webzines' dicks.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2017 03:49 PM (0mRoj)
Smart gay military fashion webzine.
Posted by: filbert at February 27, 2017 03:51 PM (j94Z3)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2017 03:47 PM (39g3+)
What? But the characters were so memorable! There was the blue chick, Sigourny Weaver, the evil military dude. The evil businessman.... the main character dude.
Ok, the characters were sort of lame, but the story! Man, the story was something. Although it did share some elements with Ferngully... and pochahantas... and dances with wolves.
Ok, yeah, the movie sucked except for the cgi.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 27, 2017 03:51 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 27, 2017 03:52 PM (oAY8z)
Isn't it weird for her to have a yiddish surname that describes her
personality? She's so batshit crazy, you'd think someone would help her
get into a nice facility....
Thought she was married to an American and lived in NYC.
You would think at least her husband would try to help. At minimum, stop her from tweeting and making an a$$ of herself.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2017 03:52 PM (NOIQH)
First person with the show tunes and I'm outta here.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at February 27, 2017 03:50 PM (9krrF)
Clint Eastwood singing "I Talk to the Trees" (Paint Your Wagon).
You're welcome.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2017 03:51 PM (PY9jH)
======================
Just ask yourself, "What would Brian Boitano do?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 27, 2017 03:52 PM (EvBgT)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at February 27, 2017 03:50 PM (9krrF)
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"I gotta be me, I GOTTA BE ME . . . "
Posted by: bluebell at February 27, 2017 03:52 PM (sTBcq)
no
Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2017 03:47 PM (/tuJf)
Agreed. No.
Get some Olukai flip flops. Done.
Posted by: dagny at February 27, 2017 03:52 PM (Mc+44)
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at February 27, 2017 03:52 PM (+aCe4)
Fake News Squared.
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 27, 2017 03:52 PM (SIY7D)
You're welcome.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Screw you guys, I'm going home!
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at February 27, 2017 03:52 PM (9krrF)
Ok, the characters were sort of lame, but the story! Man, the story was something. Although it did share some elements with Ferngully... and pochahantas... and dances with wolves.
Ok, yeah, the movie sucked except for the cgi.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 27, 2017 03:51 PM (KUaJL)
====================
I call it Dances with Wolves....IN SPACE!!!!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 27, 2017 03:53 PM (EvBgT)
Posted by: Jen at February 27, 2017 03:43 PM (cWhln)
"Plastic horse?" Sounds like what Elizabeth Warren's people call a Smart Car.
Posted by: josephistan at February 27, 2017 03:53 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2017 03:53 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Colin at February 27, 2017 03:53 PM (ec2s9)
Posted by: Dr. Mr. Badman at February 27, 2017 03:53 PM (cfjq1)
Posted by: washrivergal at February 27, 2017 03:53 PM (Ivjge)
Posted by: James Cameron at February 27, 2017 03:53 PM (FqgrG)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2017 03:53 PM (B+qrE)
If I'm going to kill you, it'll be one of two ways:
1) A dose of ricin
2) A dose of radioactive salts
Jeez, don't you guys even read "Vlad's Assassination Style Guide".
I'm all about the slow acting but incurable poisons.
That allows a clean getaway with no way to tie it back to me.
Yeeeeeeesh! retards.
Posted by: Vlad Putin at February 27, 2017 03:51 PM (vZ9Fw)
To be fair, you were not always so subtle.
Posted by: Half of Chechnya at February 27, 2017 03:53 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: goon at February 27, 2017 03:54 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2017 03:54 PM (fDdVG)
I'd show my disapproval by piping the Oscar movies into Pixy's stream, but I stand in mortal fear of the consequences.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at February 27, 2017 03:54 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: James Cameron at February 27, 2017 03:53 PM (FqgrG)
====================
Please fail, please fail, please fail...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 27, 2017 03:54 PM (EvBgT)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 27, 2017 03:47 PM
When he was 7, sure
Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2017 03:54 PM (HDU3V)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 27, 2017 03:54 PM (ODxAs)
Judging by how the character was in the movie, "lass"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2017 03:54 PM (39g3+)
379 "They are gonna be all bummed out when the only food left is going to be Spam or MRE's."
This, um, Emm Arr Eee thing you mentioned.
Is it made with sustainable humane organic shade-grown fair-trade no-pesticide grass-fed gluten-free non-GMO ingredients?
Posted by: torquewrench at February 27, 2017 03:35 PM (noWW6)
Wait till the starving Che wannabe is sitting alone next to the smoldering fire and the Neo-Stalinists are all gathered together and muttering in the corner, breaking out the ice axe and stropping the deboning knife.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at February 27, 2017 03:54 PM (FtrY1)
Posted by: DenverGregg at February 27, 2017 03:54 PM (ekPu6)
So disturbing now
Posted by: ThunderB
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So, we can't laugh at this now.
Dorf: http://tinyurl.com/j8oxtgn
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2017 03:54 PM (NBHj5)
Yes, yes they do! Even have some non-sporty styles that look like regular sandals.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2017 03:54 PM (NOIQH)
If an ewok gets paid for writing, anything is possible.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2017 03:55 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at February 27, 2017 03:55 PM (r6Z+k)
I prejudged the sh*t out of him
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 27, 2017 03:52 PM (oAY8z)
Its not Prejudgment...
Its Judgement...
If you choose to dress like an idiot... you probably are, an idiot...
Just like if you dress like a Gang Banger...
or wear a Burka...
I'm not Pre Judging you... I'm Judging you based on YOUR choices.
Posted by: Don Q. at February 27, 2017 03:55 PM (qf6WZ)
Just one, both would have been too obvious.
We laugh how it vanished, well ok, I laugh a little more than she does.
Posted by: IP at February 27, 2017 03:55 PM (yV4wg)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 27, 2017 03:51 PM (ODxAs)
You can only wear them with parachute pants.
Get Rainbows or Olukai. Both have arch support and both last forever.
Posted by: dagny at February 27, 2017 03:55 PM (Mc+44)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 27, 2017 03:51 PM (KUaJL)
One of my fraternity brothers was the visual effects supervisor on Avatar. Not too shabby for a Mississippi bumpkin.
Posted by: Country Singer at February 27, 2017 03:55 PM (uiwCw)
Bing 'Solyent Green" - there's a company by that name that sells soy drinks.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2017 03:56 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: 13times at February 27, 2017 03:56 PM (WHVu+)
or wear a Burka...
You may not be a Muslim or a gangster, but you are wearing the costume...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2017 03:56 PM (39g3+)
Soooo, not only is Ace a girl, but he's a girl under 30?!
Some bloggers have all the fun.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 27, 2017 03:56 PM (qXXFv)
Posted by: goon
Shows promise, please expand and resubmit for consideration.
Posted by: Penthouse Letters at February 27, 2017 03:56 PM (ZFUt7)
...and WHERE are you gonn go off-grid, snowflakes? WE'RE ALREADY THERE.
Posted by: richard mcenroe at February 27, 2017 03:56 PM (Ok9RO)
http://www.thedailyrash.com/crocs-shoes-for-people-who-gave-up
Posted by: Jen at February 27, 2017 03:57 PM (cWhln)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 27, 2017 03:57 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 27, 2017 03:01 PM (JO9+V)
I did. He was muscling in on my territory.
Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2017 03:57 PM (WDdjT)
Posted by: nsirchov at February 27, 2017 03:57 PM (BGUo0)
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Two different opinions. I'm talking about the minority opinion that would have been the majority if Roberts hadn't switched. It's been noted that there are a parts of the minority opinion that read as if it was written to be the majority opinion. That suggests that the basic set-up and structure of the opinion existed before Roberts switched his vote, meaning that whoever got the task of writing the anti-mandate opinion (was it Kennedy?) just made some minor changes to the opinion to account for the fact that it was now the minority opinion.
Posted by: junior at February 27, 2017 03:57 PM (nsZ+m)
Some bloggers have all the fun.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 27, 2017 03:56 PM (qXXFv)<<<
29. Sheesh.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at February 27, 2017 03:57 PM (r6Z+k)
or wear a Burka...
You may not be a Muslim or a gangster, but you are wearing the costume...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2017 03:56 PM (39g3+)
====================
"I'm so angry because I purposefully conflate culture and race!"
-Very smart college student who's struggling with their core classes but acing that gender studies class
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 27, 2017 03:57 PM (EvBgT)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 27, 2017 03:57 PM (gjdGN)
Posted by: Country Singer at February 27, 2017 03:37 PM
They needed more evidence than that?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 27, 2017 03:57 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: JEM at February 27, 2017 03:58 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at February 27, 2017 03:58 PM (FqgrG)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at February 27, 2017 03:58 PM (cCsPW)
Posted by: 13times at February 27, 2017 03:56 PM (WHVu+)
+++
He is some genius m-effing wizard. I know that now.
Posted by: washrivergal at February 27, 2017 03:58 PM (Ivjge)
Sausage Party.
Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at February 27, 2017 03:58 PM (FqgrG)
======================
On Netflix streaming now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 27, 2017 03:58 PM (EvBgT)
Posted by: Penthouse Letters at February 27, 2017 03:56 PM (ZFUt7)
Best response I've had from a publisher in years! Yahoo!! Honey, we're going to be rich!
Posted by: goon at February 27, 2017 03:58 PM (EaQ6/)
I'm all about the slow acting but incurable poisons.
That allows a clean getaway with no way to tie it back to me.
Yeeeeeeesh! retards.
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What about your idiot allies who pull stunts like shooting political opponents out in public?
Posted by: junior at February 27, 2017 03:58 PM (nsZ+m)
AK-47, grenades, molotovs,
Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2017 03:59 PM (HDU3V)
He's not nervous, he's ashamed of you.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2017 03:59 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Peaches at February 27, 2017 03:59 PM (EgOr3)
I was just listening to what the guy had to say to a woman there. Finally at one point he said he was so upset that *some* movie (I don't remember what) had not won 'Best Film' that he couldn't sleep last night.
I managed to keep my mouth shut, but only barely.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2017 03:59 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2017 03:59 PM (ph+ut)
Posted by: big game quokka hunters at February 27, 2017 03:59 PM (r6Z+k)
AK-47, grenades, molotovs,
Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2017 03:59 PM (HDU3V)
Fully automatic assault midget.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2017 03:59 PM (0mRoj)
Every tyranny needs a big enemy. Hillary may not have won but they had the ball rolling already...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2017 03:59 PM (39g3+)
AK-47, grenades, molotovs,
Posted by: Skip
--
Vests
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2017 03:59 PM (ZO497)
On Netflix streaming now.
____________
Yep, and I watched it over the weekend. Because I enjoy self harm.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at February 27, 2017 03:59 PM (FqgrG)
They recently recalled an "upgrade" of their standard formula when increased bioengineered algae content caused widespread digestive issues that only Silicon Valley venture capitalists could not have foreseen.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 27, 2017 04:00 PM (qXXFv)
What, or who?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2017 03:59 PM (ph+ut)
======================
He'd probably kick an ass or two,
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 27, 2017 04:00 PM (EvBgT)
AK-47, grenades, molotovs,
Also good for shoplifting!
Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2017 04:00 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 27, 2017 03:57 PM (p+Wdc)
It's my 77yo mother, so the only thing she can visualize associated with Subaru is the Brat that my grandparent's next door neighbors' (1/2 mile down the road) son owned 30 years ago.
Posted by: Country Singer at February 27, 2017 04:00 PM (uiwCw)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 27, 2017 03:57 PM (ODxAs)
My dad did too (Army WWII). Mom called them "zorries." The army does a number on shoe issues though. My dad would go on for hours about the proper care of one's feet and acceptable shoe materials. It was kinda nuts. Then my father in law, army korea, had the same obsession. I think the Army pounded proper foot care into soldiers with an anvil.
Posted by: dagny at February 27, 2017 04:00 PM (Mc+44)
Posted by: James Cameron at February 27, 2017 03:53 PM (FqgrG)
...........
I hope at least one of them is X rated.
Posted by: Madonna at February 27, 2017 04:00 PM (HgMAr)
increased bioengineered algae content caused widespread digestive issues
that only Silicon Valley venture capitalists could not have foreseen.
Ewwwww!
Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2017 04:01 PM (NOIQH)
of them as I do of the purses and bags for sale at craft fairs made out
of plastic horse and dog food bags.
Posted by: Jen at February 27, 2017 03:43 PM
The arts and crap fairs.
Posted by: Lester at February 27, 2017 04:01 PM (8USec)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at February 27, 2017 03:59 PM (FqgrG)
====================
I'm gonna check it out soon.
Might as well. It's not like there are undiscovered masterpieces out there on Netflix streaming, or Amazon Prime, or Hulu Plus.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 27, 2017 04:01 PM (EvBgT)
You would be surprised that after awhile you can easily pick out people packing hardware underneath.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 27, 2017 04:01 PM (gjdGN)
Posted by: 13times
Are you insinuating that the left has veered from the magic negro fantasy to the magic cossack virtually overnight?
I think you're either
[X] onto something
[ ] on something
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at February 27, 2017 04:01 PM (ZFUt7)
http://www.thedailyrash.com/crocs-shoes-for-people-who-gave-up
Posted by: Jen at February 27, 2017 03:57 PM (cWhln)
I pretty fond of Teva Forebays. Where's that on the "Given up" scale ?
Posted by: nsirchov at February 27, 2017 04:01 PM (BGUo0)
Posted by: filbert at February 27, 2017 04:01 PM (j94Z3)
Posted by: James Cameron at February 27, 2017 03:53 PM (FqgrG)
...........
I hope at least one of them is X rated.
Posted by: Madonna at February 27, 2017 04:00 PM (HgMAr)
Rule 34.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 27, 2017 04:01 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at February 27, 2017 03:50 PM
Oh, wouldn't it be luverly...?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 27, 2017 04:02 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2017 04:02 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: nsirchov at February 27, 2017 04:02 PM (BGUo0)
Posted by: Him at February 27, 2017 04:02 PM (BWPiQ)
Posted by: IP at February 27, 2017 04:02 PM (yV4wg)
I prejudged the sh*t out of him
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 27, 2017 03:52 PM (oAY8z)
............
You don't pick up gay hitch hikers?
Posted by: John Travolta at February 27, 2017 04:02 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2017 04:02 PM (39g3+)
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The white man saved them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 27, 2017 04:03 PM (EvBgT)
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 27, 2017 04:03 PM (AuISE)
Posted by: dagny at February 27, 2017 04:04 PM (Mc+44)
If two young men show up at your door, probably Mormon missionary's. They are not very pushy like some religions, and may give you a copy of the Book of Mormon....Like you find in every hotel in Utah. Always white shirt, dark pants and backpack. Don't mix the up with Scientologists, They both dress the same...(like in Clearwater, FL downtown, when they all go between buildings at the same time) With a cell phone probably giving them latest from Hubbard, from the beyond.
Posted by: Colin at February 27, 2017 04:04 PM (ec2s9)
of them as I do of the purses and bags for sale at craft fairs made out
of plastic horse and dog food bags.
Posted by: Jen at February 27, 2017 03:43 PM
Wow. Learn something every day. Where does one find "craft fairs?"
Posted by: dagny at February 27, 2017 04:06 PM (Mc+44)
He keeps writing books, somehow.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2017 04:06 PM (39g3+)
visualize associated with Subaru is the Brat that my grandparent's next
door neighbors' (1/2 mile down the road) son owned 30 years ago.
Posted by: Country Singer at February 27, 2017 04:00 PM
Heh. Clearly she has never been to Northampton.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 27, 2017 04:06 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2017 04:02 PM (39g3+)
............
and why 10 foot tall blue chicks running around naked in the woods would make give a shit about the plot.
Posted by: wth at February 27, 2017 04:07 PM (HgMAr)
Now, I'm not sure why they would do this but I get the impression that it was about self-affirmation and making themselves feel good after getting a billion tweets about what a batch of egotistical low talent hypocritical scumbags they are.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2017 04:08 PM (39g3+)
They allude to being in the know about all kinds of things without even providing any real evidence. So they want the electorate's choice--gone but that electorate doesn't deserve any real facts.
The Left's wish of "two Americas" has come true--with two different medias.
I do not know how you combat this rumor mill and conviction in the Court of Public Opinion--but the Left should be careful what they wish for--their machinations might become fully revealed.
Posted by: Strelnikov at February 27, 2017 04:08 PM (fi5nC)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2017 04:08 PM (fDdVG)
I prejudged the sh*t out of him
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 27, 2017 03:52 PM (oAY8z)
............
You don't pick up gay hitch hikers?
Posted by: John Travolta
****
Gay, straight, they all bleed and scream the same before they die.
(did I say that out loud? Dammit)
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at February 27, 2017 04:09 PM (+aCe4)
I think they were originally designed to be boat shoes. Don't scuff boats, grippy and waterproof on slippery surfaces. But yes hiddy.
More concerning to me: my boyfriend thinks Tevas with hiking socks is a valid shoewear choice. D:
Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2017 04:10 PM (hvf9s)
http://tinyurl.com/zbfsukt
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2017 04:11 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: John Travolta
****
Gay, straight, they all bleed and scream the same before they die.
(did I say that out loud? Dammit)
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at February 27, 2017 04:09 PM (+aCe4)
Yup.
Posted by: Stuntman Mike, DeathProof at February 27, 2017 04:12 PM (JO9+V)
Civic centers, meeting halls, libraries.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2017 04:14 PM (ph+ut)
some Cambodian who has a few cents to his name and his buffalo leather
sandals have bit the dust.
Heh. Try Boulder, CO.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2017 04:14 PM (NOIQH)
number on shoe issues though. My dad would go on for hours about the
proper care of one's feet and acceptable shoe materials. It was kinda
nuts. Then my father in law, army korea, had the same obsession. I think
the Army pounded proper foot care into soldiers with an anvil.
.
.
.Yep they did until at least into the 1970s when I was in the Infantry. we would routinely do 25 mile road marches and had frequent stops where we had to take off our boots and socks to let the medics and Sergeants check our feet.
I got tired of sleeping in the mud and eating out of a can so when my three years were up I switched over to the Navy.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 27, 2017 04:14 PM (le7jz)
All will be revealed
Talk in song from tongues of lilting grace
Sounds caress my ear
And not a word I heard could I relate
The story was quite clear
Posted by: Strelnikov at February 27, 2017 04:15 PM (fi5nC)
Someone needs to go back to the drawing board.
They are like Goodyears on a wet surface.
Hydroplane central.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2017 04:16 PM (ph+ut)
Congratulations to Thomas Perez, who has just been named Chairman of the DNC. i could not be happier for him, or the Republican Party!
reply @BillKristol
When Democrats win the House in 2018 running against Trump, they'll enjoy throwing this one back at him. Before they move to impeach him.
Christ he's a lunatic.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 27, 2017 04:17 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 27, 2017 03:18 PM (MZ/gs)
She snorted up all the white lines, and thereby caused a car wreck?
Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2017 04:18 PM (WDdjT)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,Deplorable Infidel Queen at February 27, 2017 04:18 PM (fq4ih)
Posted by: mallflower on the range at February 27, 2017 04:20 PM (b7fwp)
Posted by: mallflower on the range at February 27, 2017 04:22 PM (b7fwp)
When Democrats win the House in 2018 running against Trump, they'll
enjoy throwing this one back at him. Before they move to impeach him.
Where was this snark when Obama was president?
During the campaign when Hillary tweeted stupid stuff?
Heck, is Kristol tweet-slapping any of Chelsea' asinine tweets????
Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2017 04:23 PM (NOIQH)
I know that Bill Whittle mentioned that he had already had a heart attack months prior to this. I've abandoned a lot of conspiracy theories over the years.
...but I cannot shake the feeling of inherent wrongness in accepting that he died entirely as a result of natural causes. To me it's like accepting that Oswald fired three shots in six seconds from that distance that made that many wounds. Too much to swallow, sorry.
...sort of like Breitbart's semen in Ace's mouth, had he lived.
Posted by: S at February 27, 2017 04:47 PM (YtzJ5)
That would be CPAC 2012, when I last saw him too and met you. We chatted for a minute. I was hanging out with Stacy McCain and Mr. Pinko from IOTW.
Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at February 27, 2017 04:56 PM (tapYd)
So, grain of salt and all.
Posted by: Rodney C. Johnson at February 27, 2017 05:12 PM (QAGI0)
Wearing Crocs is like getting a BJ from another guy. Feels real good until you look down and realize you're gay.
Posted by: Country Singer at February 27, 2017 03:28 PM (uiwCw)
*****
Heh. Pretty funny. Thanks for the explanation.
Posted by: Taco Shack at February 27, 2017 06:20 PM (C+qQ0)
Posted by: Johnny at February 27, 2017 06:43 PM (+fFCJ)
Dosage: not known
Time: Can be very rapid (minutes), occasionally 3 or 4 days.
Available: Grows wild in the UK, don't know about elsewhere.
Certainty: not sure, but it sounds good if you eat enough
Notes: [4]:
All parts of the plant, _except_ for the fleshy red bit of the fruit, contain poisons. The seeds are poisonous, so if you eat the berries, chew them. Symptoms: nausea, abdominal pain, coma, death. The mode of death is a heart attack which occurs rapidly after eating sufficient. If no heart attack occurs, you'll probably survive. Sometimes the sudden collapse leading to death is preceded by lethargy, trembling, staggering, coldness, dilation of the pupils, rapid pulse that becomes weak, and convulsions. Other species in this genus are said to be equally poisonous. See "plants in general".
Posted by: Steve In Tulsa at February 27, 2017 06:53 PM (rOlQq)
Posted by: WJ at February 28, 2017 08:08 PM (+jyBB)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 03, 2017 01:24 PM (Ndje9)
Now: "Trump Death Panels--the science is settled, Denier! Hand me that freeze-dried bacon, Olbermann."
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 03, 2017 01:29 PM (Ndje9)
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