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Trump: I'm Not Going to the White House Correspondent's Dinner
Good:
I will not be attending the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner this year. Please wish everyone well and have a great evening!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 25, 2017
White House Correspondents' Association responds to Trump not attending https://t.co/QrCkMjyQ6e pic.twitter.com/Af71oDvGo6
— Hollywood Reporter (@THR) February 25, 2017
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Bete stays up at February 25, 2017 06:08 PM (Ojki1)
Or, not so much.
Posted by: navybrat at February 25, 2017 06:08 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 25, 2017 06:11 PM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: Lauren at February 25, 2017 06:11 PM (ZUao0)
Posted by: Thirdtwin at February 25, 2017 06:12 PM (Ixl7R)
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 25, 2017 06:12 PM (J5mC3)
See also: actors.
Posted by: Bete stays up at February 25, 2017 06:12 PM (Ojki1)
Why pretend otherwise at a fake dinner to pay each other respect? War.
Posted by: goatexchange at February 25, 2017 06:12 PM (YFnq5)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 25, 2017 06:13 PM (zc3Db)
Eff yo dinner!
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 25, 2017 06:13 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 25, 2017 06:13 PM (Qk4LE)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2017 06:13 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 25, 2017 06:13 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Spartan Fan at February 25, 2017 06:15 PM (trA7e)
Posted by: Lauren at February 25, 2017 06:16 PM (ZUao0)
There was a time -- a brief time -- when Olbermann was entertaining and informative, and not a cautionary example.
(And no, it wasn't Olbie )
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 25, 2017 06:07 PM (EnKk6)
--He was good on Spoertscenter, though not quite as funny as Steiner or Patrick or Myers (Myers is a conservative by the way). His Boston Market commercial was hilarious (it may still be on Youtube).
Then he went political. Hell, he could have just stuck around ESPN and he'd pretty much still fit in even with his political rants.
Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2017 06:16 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: IC at February 25, 2017 06:16 PM (gcme+)
truly reveals new depths of pathos
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 25, 2017 06:13 PM (Om16U)
I almost want to see that happen.
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 06:19 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2017 06:19 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2017 06:16 PM (GsAUU)
Politically, yes. But even they can't stand him and let him go the second time.
I wonder if the failing of Fox Sports the first time when he was their big hire helped push him into the deep end of the pool.
Posted by: Bete stays up at February 25, 2017 06:20 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 25, 2017 06:20 PM (U+9Zc)
I suspect "free speech" means "non-fake" news/Telling Truth to Power (after 8 years of keeping mum), not riots shutting down actual free speech.
Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2017 06:20 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2017 06:16 PM (GsAUU)
But he had to piss on someone. True colors and all.
Posted by: golfman at February 25, 2017 06:21 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: redenzo at February 25, 2017 06:21 PM (5wSNN)
* The God King made flesh!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 25, 2017 06:21 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 25, 2017 06:21 PM (/f1mm)
Prediction
The media will turn it into the wellstone funeral X a million
They will petty, mean, unhinged and biased beyond belief
Posted by: ThunderB at February 25, 2017 06:22 PM (t2UJr)
Posted by: cool breeze at February 25, 2017 06:22 PM (StZrq)
Posted by: Lester at February 25, 2017 06:22 PM (8USec)
Posted by: Bete stays up at February 25, 2017 06:20 PM (Ojki1)
--Heh, kind of ironic that Chris Myers, the political opposite of KO, now works for FOX Sports.
Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2017 06:22 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 25, 2017 06:23 PM (t2UJr)
truly reveals new depths of pathos
--
I fully expect TFG to step in.
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 25, 2017 06:23 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Fritz at February 25, 2017 06:23 PM (2Bv92)
Posted by: sydney jane at February 25, 2017 06:24 PM (Ak/B3)
Posted by: JuJuBee at February 25, 2017 06:24 PM (dargh)
Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 25, 2017 06:25 PM (/f1mm)
Posted by: Peaches at February 25, 2017 06:25 PM (EgOr3)
truly reveals new depths of pathos
--
I fully expect TFG to step in.
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 25, 2017 06:23 PM (J5mC3)
--I thought after 2001 that Bill Clinton was an attention whore. I shudder to think what the JEF has in store.
Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2017 06:26 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: runner at February 25, 2017 06:26 PM (c6/9Q)
They will lose all impulse control with him not there, and diminish themselves even more
It will be his 2020 campaign kick off
Posted by: ThunderB at February 25, 2017 06:27 PM (t2UJr)
Posted by: Ripley at February 25, 2017 06:27 PM (NbRJx)
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 25, 2017 06:27 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Milo Y at February 25, 2017 06:27 PM (UpGcq)
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 25, 2017 06:23 PM (J5mC3)
Where angels fear to tread . . . oh, hey, what about those college transcripts? Still crickets on that, mr. fancypants?
Posted by: Peaches at February 25, 2017 06:28 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Aviator at February 25, 2017 06:28 PM (/Nite)
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 25, 2017 06:23 PM (J5mC3)
Isn't W suppose to do it, given the math where O turned his presser over to Bubba?
Cause the press now love W, and they can gush over his daughter giving a big speech for Planned Parenthood at the same time.
...On second though, no more Bushes. Not today, not tomorrow, not ever.
Posted by: Bete stays up at February 25, 2017 06:28 PM (Ojki1)
Without POTUS that's all there is and no reason for normal people to watch it.
Posted by: DaveA at February 25, 2017 06:29 PM (8J/Te)
unlike Obama who never hid from the white hot glare of their relentless,
probing questions.
Posted by: Ripley
Obama never hid from my relentless probing.
Posted by: Reggie at February 25, 2017 06:29 PM (/Nite)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 25, 2017 06:30 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Jeb! at February 25, 2017 06:30 PM (8NLb9)
Posted by: Bete stays up at February 25, 2017 06:28 PM (Ojki1)
--I don't think we need to worry.
For all of W's failings as a President, he's been a very good ex-President.
Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2017 06:30 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Reggie at February 25, 2017 06:29 PM (/Nite)
Obama never hid from my relentless probing.
Posted by: Reggie at February 25, 2017 06:29 PM (/Nite)
You came *so* close to owing me a new keyboard.
Posted by: Peaches at February 25, 2017 06:30 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 25, 2017 06:30 PM (/f1mm)
Posted by: Ripley at February 25, 2017 06:27 PM (NbRJx)
...Well, never hid from relentless, probing somethings anyway.
Posted by: Reggie at February 25, 2017 06:31 PM (Ojki1)
It took the only non-politician presidential candidate in American history to dump that incestuous glory hole.
I hope Trump buries any number of "traditional" displays coming out of the swamp. I don't think there is any other person in politics who has Trump's gonads.
Still quite enjoying the winning.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at February 25, 2017 06:31 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: runner at February 25, 2017 06:31 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Lauren at February 25, 2017 06:16 PM (ZUao0)
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That's the Governors' Ball that the WH traditionally hosts during the annual meeting of state governors in DC.
The conflict with the Oscars is just a coincidence --- it has happened before --- but it's a nice one.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 25, 2017 06:31 PM (Nox3c)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 25, 2017 06:31 PM (SjImc)
DNC picked a not-insane candidate. Item enstomped Ace for a few minutes before being relegated to the sidebar.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 25, 2017 06:31 PM (VdICR)
Sneak in mid-meal, grab a drumstick, point, laugh, exit.
Posted by: DaveA at February 25, 2017 06:32 PM (8J/Te)
Posted by: mpthompson at February 25, 2017 06:32 PM (I/SRC)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 25, 2017 06:32 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 25, 2017 06:33 PM (t2UJr)
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 25, 2017 06:33 PM (xpfRn)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 25, 2017 06:33 PM (8NLb9)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 25, 2017 06:33 PM (58VE2)
Stupid times, Yo!
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 25, 2017 06:34 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 25, 2017 06:34 PM (SjImc)
They will show ass and no class and prove themselves to be the opposition party
---
So it's the same as every day since Trump was elected.
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 25, 2017 06:34 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Ripley at February 25, 2017 06:27 PM (NbRJx)
Yup. I can see that coming from a mile away.
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 06:34 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2017 06:30 PM (GsAUU)
Si, no te preocupes, amigo.
Posted by: George Bush III at February 25, 2017 06:34 PM (Ojki1)
That might kill this POS pajama party for good ...
Posted by: ShainS at February 25, 2017 06:34 PM (mt8X9)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5xSHuO0dJI
Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2017 06:34 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 06:35 PM (HDU3V)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 25, 2017 06:35 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 25, 2017 06:35 PM (58VE2)
Trump should
Posted by: gNewt at February 25, 2017 06:35 PM (r6s/p)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 25, 2017 06:36 PM (t2UJr)
Posted by: runner at February 25, 2017 06:36 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 06:36 PM (HDU3V)
Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2017 06:36 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: KentAllard at February 25, 2017 06:36 PM (TQw9b)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 25, 2017 06:37 PM (t2UJr)
Posted by: Peaches at February 25, 2017 06:25 PM (EgOr3)
{{{{{{{PEACHES!!!!}}}}}}}}
How are you sweet lady? I hope you are well and living the dream!
Posted by: moki at February 25, 2017 06:37 PM (gfRCk)
Posted by: Ripley at February 25, 2017 06:38 PM (NbRJx)
He should pop overseas and visit some military folks in forward positions
Posted by: ThunderB at February 25, 2017 06:37 PM (t2UJr)
That would be awesome. A perfect response to the sycophants.
Or, host a White House dinner for bloggers.
Posted by: moki at February 25, 2017 06:38 PM (gfRCk)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 25, 2017 06:38 PM (NdM46)
Dangerous! Doesn't he know that hitting gay people with lightning is his superpower?
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 25, 2017 06:38 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2017 06:39 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Ripley at February 25, 2017 06:38 PM (NbRJx)
Proof the Democrat party is anti-Muslim!
Posted by: Mirror Universe MSM at February 25, 2017 06:39 PM (Ojki1)
How's life? Your boy Brady won (grumble, grumble) and so did DJT. And Hillary Clinton will never be President of the United States.
Oh, I guess I answered my question.
Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2017 06:39 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Fritz at February 25, 2017 06:40 PM (2Bv92)
Yeah, right.
President Trump wins again.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 25, 2017 06:40 PM (5VlCp)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 25, 2017 06:34 PM (SjImc)
It came through here an hour or so ago. It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. It was pretty much a nothingburger.
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 06:41 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: moki at February 25, 2017 06:37 PM (gfRCk)
Baby girl!!!! I'm good. Was hoping for a dream, got a knife fight instead. We got this! How you doin'? Missed y'all madly.
Posted by: Peaches at February 25, 2017 06:41 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Cave Johnson at February 25, 2017 06:41 PM (/dvDR)
Posted by: runner at February 25, 2017 06:26 PM (c6/9Q)
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Heh. Be hysterical to have PDT and Ace co-live tweet it ...
Posted by: ShainS at February 25, 2017 06:41 PM (mt8X9)
for dinner every year so they can shit all over you, laugh at you,
molest your old lady, tell crude jokes about you, pee on your boots,
tell you you smell bad and look even worse. Then they say "thanks! see
you next year!" and your supposed to go.
So you've been at our place on Valentine's Day.
Posted by: Barry at February 25, 2017 06:42 PM (/Nite)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 25, 2017 06:37 PM (t2UJr)
Bingo
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 25, 2017 06:42 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 25, 2017 06:42 PM (58VE2)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2017 06:44 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 06:44 PM (HDU3V)
of the swamp. I don't think there is any other person in politics who
has Trump's gonads.
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i second that emotion, and nominate the stupid, dhimmi "Eid dinner" in the White House, and lighting it up in green as well...
F the wogs. they hate us, so it's okay in my book the hate them right the F back.
he should hold a roast pig party instead...
Posted by: redc1c4, at February 25, 2017 06:44 PM (/Ak17)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 25, 2017 06:45 PM (t2UJr)
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 25, 2017 06:45 PM (xpfRn)
Posted by: moki at February 25, 2017 06:37 PM (gfRCk)
Baby girl!!!! I'm good. Was hoping for a dream, got a knife fight instead. We got this! How you doin'? Missed y'all madly.
Posted by: Peaches at February 25, 2017 06:41 PM (EgOr3)
We are doing-baby girl is rockin and rollin in organic chemistry (II) and getting ready to go out on her second research trip to the Gulf of Mexico this summer. I am so very grateful that she is alive, and doing well. I credit your prayers something fierce.
I'm in a neck brace- rear ended at a stoplight. I have to have another MRI in a couple of months, but I'm alive, and able to walk, so I count that as a win. And with Trump winning, and not Skankles, life is pretty good.
Are you up north now?
Posted by: moki at February 25, 2017 06:45 PM (gfRCk)
People need to take note of who shows up to this Den of Sedition.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 25, 2017 06:45 PM (58VE2)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 25, 2017 06:46 PM (EUMr7)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5xSHuO0dJI
Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2017 06:34 PM (qUNWi)
NOOO! You can't drown! Who will feed me?
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 06:46 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2017 06:46 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 25, 2017 06:47 PM (58VE2)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 25, 2017 06:48 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 25, 2017 06:35 PM (58VE2)
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Well, since she's not a member of the WH Press Corps nor of the WH staff, she could only come as a 'table guest' of one the news companies--- y'no, the way the Lindsey Lohans and Kardashians do.
I could see that!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 25, 2017 06:48 PM (Nox3c)
Posted by: moki at February 25, 2017 06:45 PM (gfRCk)
Not yet . . . still here in the belly of the beast. Soon. Awesome news about the child!!!! Always knew she'd do you proud. Big whew and congratulations, my dear! xoxo
Posted by: Peaches at February 25, 2017 06:48 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 25, 2017 06:48 PM (t2UJr)
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at February 25, 2017 06:49 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at February 25, 2017 06:49 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 25, 2017 06:49 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 25, 2017 06:50 PM (58VE2)
Good move. I see how the lefties and never Trumpers are pushing to gave Alec Baldwin take his place.
What children...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2017 06:50 PM (v1g1+)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 25, 2017 06:47 PM (58VE2)
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Only until Stephanopoulos is arrested for child porn and he gets the "This Week" gig on ABC ...
Posted by: ShainS at February 25, 2017 06:51 PM (mt8X9)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 25, 2017 06:51 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 25, 2017 06:48 PM (t2UJr)
******************
SEAL Team Six the honor guard.
Posted by: gNewt at February 25, 2017 06:52 PM (r6s/p)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2017 06:52 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 25, 2017 06:52 PM (t2UJr)
http://www.reuters.com/article/netherlands-election-euro-idUSL8N1G95BX
Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2017 06:52 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 25, 2017 06:49 PM (hVdx9)
Dammit, listen to our ultimatums because we totally mean them and will hold them till the... oh wait, it's time to vote straight (D) ticket... Now, where were we?
Posted by: PUMAs everywhere. at February 25, 2017 06:52 PM (Ojki1)
*pauses*
Exhaustion?
Their hearts rupturing and blood gushing out of every orifice? Hey that works.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2017 06:52 PM (5req4)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 25, 2017 06:51 PM (O2RFr)
It seems the Left represents everyone on the world EXCEPT Americans? Go figure
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 25, 2017 06:52 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: KenH at February 25, 2017 06:53 PM (nER8W)
Posted by: Lauren at February 25, 2017 06:16 PM (ZUao0)
Yes, it's Melania first big party as FLOTUS. It's a ball, which means she gets to pull out all the stops.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at February 25, 2017 06:53 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at February 25, 2017 06:53 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: Mryan at February 25, 2017 06:53 PM (Cr1aY)
I am in no way related to those idiot PUMAs. I should sue them for ruining my reputation.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2017 06:54 PM (5req4)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 25, 2017 06:52 PM (t2UJr)Like they need the help . . . lol!
Posted by: Peaches at February 25, 2017 06:54 PM (EgOr3)
14 But Tom Perez will be there, along with his youthful ward, Kieth Ellison!
Who won? Or are they still engaged in circle jerking?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2017 06:54 PM (v1g1+)
Good move. I see how the lefties and never Trumpers are pushing to gave Alec Baldwin take his place.
What children...
---
Love fest with JEF.
Optional program: Martin Sheen playing TV President
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 25, 2017 06:54 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at February 25, 2017 06:54 PM (P8951)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 25, 2017 06:55 PM (t2UJr)
Posted by: washrivergal at February 25, 2017 06:55 PM (Ivjge)
Perez, damnit. I was rooting so hard for the Muslim..
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at February 25, 2017 06:55 PM (P8951)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 25, 2017 06:56 PM (VdICR)
FRANCE OPENS FULL FAKE JOBS INQUIRY INTO CANDIDATE FILLON
http://tinyurl.com/z7kozdj
The Frogs are more dégagé about scandals, but this might be too much even for them.
Still not tired of WINNING!
Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2017 06:57 PM (GsAUU)
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/selection-du-weekend-233-10.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2017 06:57 PM (5req4)
Posted by: JuJuBee at February 25, 2017 06:24 PM (dargh)
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This.
That night, he should tweet the video of them all sneering at him that time, and then follow-up with a pic of him at work in the Oval Office.
#HOWYOULIKETHEMAPPLES
Posted by: Brunette the 'Ette at February 25, 2017 06:57 PM (adsVM)
What would the news agencies have to cover the next day?
Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 25, 2017 06:58 PM (/f1mm)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile
This can't be overstated enough. The media has been ramping up their blatant partisonship in years, and yet Republicans keep winning seats at all levels of government. Yet they are so stupid, so cowardly that they still shit their pants at the thought of any media backlash. They need to realize that the media, although ubiquitous at bars and airports, is impotent as regards how most Americans think.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 25, 2017 06:58 PM (W8bn5)
#HOWYOULIKETHEMAPPLES
Posted by: Brunette the 'Ette at February 25, 2017 06:57 PM (adsVM)
That would be great.
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at February 25, 2017 06:59 PM (P8951)
Yep, right in the middle of the roast - start bombing Iran and call a press conference. Let the bloggers and
Posted by: Jean at February 25, 2017 06:59 PM (zZb/S)
The actions of this president have caused alarm and dismay amongst our allies abroad and given considerable comfort to our enemies.
What comfort? What is he talking about???
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at February 25, 2017 06:59 PM (TixTl)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2017 06:54 PM (v1g1+)
Perez
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at February 25, 2017 06:59 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 25, 2017 07:00 PM (W8bn5)
I think he should make news while they are fucking off
Posted by: ThunderB at February 25, 2017 06:55 PM (t2UJr)
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Announce that the Trump conglomerate his kids are now running is starting a competing #TrueNews organization ... just imagine the exploding heads!
Posted by: ShainS at February 25, 2017 07:00 PM (mt8X9)
Posted by: freaked at February 25, 2017 07:00 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2017 07:00 PM (5req4)
The party that pretty much invented and perfected it wants to end it? What they really mean is find a way to permanently dominate it to their advantage.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 25, 2017 07:00 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 25, 2017 06:50 PM (58VE2)
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Best Idea EVAH.
Posted by: Brunette the 'Ette at February 25, 2017 07:00 PM (adsVM)
The actions of this president have caused alarm and dismay amongst our allies abroad and given considerable comfort to our enemies.
What comfort? What is he talking about???
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at February 25, 2017 06:59 PM (TixTl)
--My question is: Which "enemies"?
Russia?!
Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2017 07:01 PM (GsAUU)
The actions of this president have caused alarm and dismay amongst our allies abroad and given considerable comfort to our enemies.
What comfort? What is he talking about???
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at February 25, 2017 06:59 PM (TixTl)
He's a leftist. From this point on assume that when any leftist speaks you're listening to somebody with severe head trauma .
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 25, 2017 07:01 PM (aMlLZ)
Our enemies are the media and Hollywood.... Don't think they are much comforted...
Posted by: It's me donna at February 25, 2017 07:01 PM (O2RFr)
The actions of this president have caused alarm and dismay amongst our allies abroad and given considerable comfort to our enemies.
What comfort? What is he talking about???
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup
He then breathed deeply his own fart and reveled in its fragrance.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 25, 2017 07:02 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 25, 2017 07:02 PM (NdM46)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 25, 2017 06:58 PM (W8bn5)
I have made it a point not to watch the news since December 2015. Not even the local news because even in a city as conservative as Tulsa, it was starting to be all frowny face at anyone not sold out for diversity, inclusion, privilege issues, and blah, blah, blah. Because local news is mostly automated and fed to them by their parent companies.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at February 25, 2017 07:02 PM (kXoT0)
What comfort? What is he talking about???
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at February 25, 2017 06:59 PM (TixTl)
++++
That's the beauty of a left-tard statement. Broad generalities without a smidgen of detail. And everyone on their side says, "Yeah, man, you said it!"
Posted by: washrivergal at February 25, 2017 07:03 PM (Ivjge)
The actions of this president have caused alarm and dismay amongst our allies abroad and given considerable comfort to our enemies.
What comfort? What is he talking about???
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup
****
Apparently George still thinks Obama is president.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 25, 2017 07:03 PM (hVdx9)
What comfort? What is he talking about???
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at February 25, 2017 06:59 PM (TixTl)
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The American people ...
Posted by: ShainS at February 25, 2017 07:03 PM (mt8X9)
Posted by: tu3031 at February 25, 2017 07:04 PM (qJhUV)
NOOO! You can't drown! Who will feed me?
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 06:46 PM (sdi6R)
the cat saved the arm to eat
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 25, 2017 07:05 PM (Om16U)
Was it decided by a game of rock-paper-scissors?
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2017 07:00 PM (5req4)
No, one by one the folks that had 10-12 votes in their pockets threw those votes to Perez because even the stupid DNC is not ready to be run by Keef, who is vice-chair, whatever that means.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at February 25, 2017 07:05 PM (kXoT0)
You know who they should invite?
HITLER!!!
Posted by: tu3031 at February 25, 2017 07:04 PM (qJhUV)
Just when I thought I could never love again . . . {golf claps}
Posted by: Peaches at February 25, 2017 07:05 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 25, 2017 07:00 PM (W8bn5)
I was on LI today
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 25, 2017 07:05 PM (SjImc)
HITLER!!!
Posted by: tu3031 at February 25, 2017 07:04 PM (qJhUV)
It doesn't matter.
Hitler never went to a WHCD.
Therefore, Trump is Hitler.
Posted by: lefty logic at February 25, 2017 07:06 PM (GsAUU)
Our lickspittles do it voluntarily and quite happily and are immensely proud of themselves to boot.
Posted by: LGoPs at February 25, 2017 07:06 PM (t8gnY)
F*CK you. It's NOT an independent news media, so that sentiment does not apply.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 25, 2017 07:06 PM (W8bn5)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 25, 2017 07:07 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: exhelodrvr at February 25, 2017 07:07 PM (jo8t2)
"The actions of this president have caused alarm and dismay amongst our allies abroad and given considerable comfort to our enemies."
What comfort? What is he talking about???
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at February 25, 2017 06:59 PM (TixTl)
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What enemies?
I thought we had no enemies.
Iran is good, no?
Isis is just a JV team.
Al Qaeda is defeated and the Taliban are on the run! And besides, they're just ....misunderstood.
China is good.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 25, 2017 07:07 PM (Nox3c)
That's being charitable. Roasts are good-natured. The MFM WHCD will be nothing of the sort. It is a coordinated smear-machine set on overdrive.
A more hostile, dishonest hive of villainy there cannot be.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at February 25, 2017 07:07 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: dustydog at February 25, 2017 07:08 PM (6BLvJ)
So, I boot it up for the very first time.
Up comes a picture of Obama and Pope Francis, in silhouette, from behind. No kidding, that was the very first content. No caption.
That's as far as I got.
I took that channel off, pronto.
Posted by: navybrat at February 25, 2017 07:08 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2017 07:08 PM (GsAUU)
The actions of this president have caused alarm and dismay amongst our allies abroad and given considerable comfort to our enemies.
What comfort? What is he talking about???
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at February 25, 2017 06:59 PM (TixTl)
It would be interesting to know who he considers our allies and who are our enemies, considering that Obama spent eight years attacking our allies and rewarding our enemies.
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 07:08 PM (sdi6R)
HITLER!!!"
A hologram appearance like was done with Michael Jackson?
Posted by: Willy J. at February 25, 2017 07:08 PM (W6Ch1)
Posted by: LGoPs at February 25, 2017 07:08 PM (t8gnY)
Posted by: George Clooney at February 25, 2017 07:08 PM (FqgrG)
They're not nerds, they're Dems with bylines, so maybe better called "Activist Prom."
Good call on Trump's part. They'll no doubt have Alec Baldwin there in his place, even though that was something W. did one year (both he and an impersonator attended) and it was all good, self-deprecating fun.
Posted by: Lizzy [/1] at February 25, 2017 07:08 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Bluesman at February 25, 2017 07:09 PM (zKwa8)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 25, 2017 06:13 PM (zc3Db)
Plus the reporters used the occasion as an opportunity to either fellate the President or dump on him, depending on party affiliation.
Let them have a circle jerk on their own, where it'll be almost newsworthy enough to hit the Hamelburg Shopping News.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 25, 2017 07:09 PM (SRKgf)
Those oblivious assholes should lose the spotlight and find a microscope. They'll need it if they're looking for high quality polilical reporting.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 25, 2017 07:09 PM (OeQ/D)
I thought we had no enemies.
Iran is good, no?
Isis is just a JV team.
Al Qaeda is defeated and the Taliban are on the run! And besides, they're just ....misunderstood.
China is good.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 25, 2017 07:07 PM (Nox3c)
*CHORTLES*
Posted by: Vlad Putin at February 25, 2017 07:09 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Chris Cuomo, an Obama Fellow in Constitutional Law at February 25, 2017 07:10 PM (mt8X9)
So . . . there *will* be a glory hole this year?
Posted by: Peaches at February 25, 2017 07:10 PM (EgOr3)
What comfort? What is he talking about???
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at February 25, 2017 06:59 PM (TixTl)
He means the military, heterosexuals, taxpayers, and loyal Americans generally.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 25, 2017 07:11 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: The Washington Post at February 25, 2017 07:12 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 25, 2017 07:12 PM (NdM46)
Posted by: runner at February 25, 2017 07:12 PM (c6/9Q)
Good. Let the festival of mutual knob-gobbling have all the glamour and cachet of a CPA convention in Dayton.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 25, 2017 07:12 PM (OeQ/D)
I firmly believe that Perez "winning" confirms that Hillary is running again in 2020.
but that's crazy talk, yo
exactly...
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at February 25, 2017 07:12 PM (TixTl)
Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2017 07:12 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 25, 2017 07:09 PM (SRKgf)
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I am envisioning pure Saturday Night Live with the cast of the news media at their meth-headed lowest.
Posted by: washrivergal at February 25, 2017 07:13 PM (Ivjge)
Fuck no. The press has no more or no less free speech rights than every citizen of these here United States. Freedom of the press means everyone can be the press and publish.
Modern technology has made that truly easy for everyone. And that's what the fuck the First Amendment means.
These idiots think they have some sort of special status.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 25, 2017 07:13 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: George Clooney at February 25, 2017 07:08 PM (FqgrG)
Compared to her, you are.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 25, 2017 07:13 PM (SRKgf)
quoting Edward R. Murrow, Shakespeare and spouting this nonsense:<<<
George is a quasi-multisexual assclown with deep, deep ties to his Chicom handlers. Let the BS flow.
Posted by: Fritz at February 25, 2017 07:14 PM (2Bv92)
Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 07:14 PM (HDU3V)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 25, 2017 07:14 PM (OeQ/D)
RUSSIA SET UP US THE ELECTION.
WE GET SIGNAL.
WHAT!
MAINSTREAM MEDIA TURN ON.
IT'S YOU!
. . .
Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2017 07:14 PM (GsAUU)
RUSSIA SET UP US THE ELECTION.
WE GET SIGNAL.
WHAT!
MAINSTREAM MEDIA TURN ON.
IT'S YOU!
. . .
Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2017 07:14 PM (GsAUU)
HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN?
YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 25, 2017 07:15 PM (NdM46)
Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 07:14 PM (HDU3V)
Actually i think that was 235 to 200
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 25, 2017 07:15 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 25, 2017 06:50 PM (58VE2)
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Best Idea EVAH.
Posted by: Brunette the 'Ette at February 25, 2017 07:00 PM (adsVM)
If I had Twitter, I'd tweet this idea to him. Feel free to take it and run with it to his Twitter feed if anybody has one.
Good night Rons and Ettes.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 25, 2017 07:15 PM (58VE2)
FIFY
Posted by: jwpaine at February 25, 2017 07:15 PM (hoJm7)
Posted by: Occupy Democrats at February 25, 2017 07:16 PM (mt8X9)
Posted by: LGoPs at February 25, 2017 07:16 PM (t8gnY)
Posted by: dustydog at February 25, 2017 07:08 PM (6BLvJ)
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The Secret Service won't be there if POTUS isn't.
The dinner is hosted by the WH Correspondents at the Hilton.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 25, 2017 07:16 PM (Nox3c)
HITLER!!!"
A hologram appearance like was done with Michael Jackson?
Posted by: Willy J.
Has anyone ever done a moon walking, crotch grabbing Hitler? That would be awesome.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 25, 2017 07:16 PM (W8bn5)
Lincoln.
Posted by: Basket O' Deplorables at February 25, 2017 07:16 PM (3S5It)
Posted by: Fritz at February 25, 2017 07:14 PM (2Bv92)
+++
He's quite the drunkard according to Wynn - NOT the Bill Wynn who stalks around here but the hotel Wynn.
Posted by: washrivergal at February 25, 2017 07:16 PM (Ivjge)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 25, 2017 07:16 PM (SjImc)
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That's a bigger lead than the Americans had on the Indians in the War of 18-12.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 25, 2017 07:16 PM (OeQ/D)
Posted by: Peaches at February 25, 2017 07:16 PM (EgOr3)
RUSSIA SET UP US THE ELECTION.
WE GET SIGNAL.
WHAT!
MAINSTREAM MEDIA TURN ON.
IT'S YOU!
. . .
Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2017 07:14 PM (GsAUU)
HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN
ALL YOUR BRANCH OF GOVERNMENT ARE BELONG TO US.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 25, 2017 07:16 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 07:17 PM (HDU3V)
Posted by: LGoPs at February 25, 2017 07:17 PM (t8gnY)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 25, 2017 07:17 PM (SRKgf)
If they do have the dinner, it will be a yuuuge celebration of "Speaking Truth to Power (tm)" that they totes would've cancelled had "power" in the form of Trump decided to attend.
Posted by: Lizzy [/1] at February 25, 2017 07:18 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Sheriff Chris Cuomo at February 25, 2017 07:18 PM (QDr6b)
Modern technology has made that truly easy for everyone. And that's what the fuck the First Amendment means.
These idiots think they have some sort of special status.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 25, 2017 07:13 PM (DW+jj)
--Heh, your nick is apropos: bloggers (and even 4chan trolls) are just the current version of pamphleteers from colonial times.
Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2017 07:18 PM (GsAUU)
Oh please, oh please, oh please.
Wonder what the current UK bookies line is on her still being alive then ...
Posted by: ShainS at February 25, 2017 07:18 PM (mt8X9)
whatsoever to base this on but it is serious enough to warrant
investigating.
---
Sounds good to me
Posted by: Darrel Issa at February 25, 2017 07:18 PM (3Liv/)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2017 07:19 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 07:19 PM (HDU3V)
Posted by: Vlad Putin at February 25, 2017 07:09 PM (GsAUU)
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Now, now, that's just soooo 1980's, right?
Stupid ol' Romney calling YOU an enemy.
Posted by: MSM, not so long ago at February 25, 2017 07:19 PM (Nox3c)
Posted by: George Clooney at February 25, 2017 07:08 PM (FqgrG)
Compared to her, you are.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 25, 2017 07:13 PM (SRKgf)
This annoys the hell out of me. George effing Clooney could have any woman in the world (a woman for each country setting up franchises). And he chose her. Just sayin....
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 25, 2017 07:20 PM (58VE2)
Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 07:19 PM (HDU3V)
I thought it was because he could not chew his steak with them there wooden teeth of his?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 25, 2017 07:20 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 25, 2017 07:20 PM (OeQ/D)
YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 25, 2017 07:15 PM (NdM46)
--In the Trump version, he says "HOW ARE YOU SNOWFLAKES"
Glad so many Morons love classic memes.
Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2017 07:20 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 25, 2017 07:20 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 25, 2017 07:21 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 25, 2017 07:20 PM (58VE2)
Look at some of the bimbos I slept with? Sigh
Posted by: B Clinton at February 25, 2017 07:21 PM (SjImc)
This is the msm: 40 roosters all tied by one leg to liberalism each crowing about it in turn.
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at February 25, 2017 07:21 PM (uB+td)
Shit, even dog shows are turning into protest events.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 25, 2017 07:22 PM (U6f54)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 25, 2017 07:22 PM (OeQ/D)
Ist Steiner here? He said he would come!! HIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOH!!!! I'm here all night! Try the schnitzel! Und don't forget to tip your waitress. Unless she's a JOOO!!! HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOH!!!
Posted by: Hitler at tehe White House Correspondents Dinner at February 25, 2017 07:22 PM (qJhUV)
YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 25, 2017 07:15 PM (NdM46)
--In the Trump version, he says "HOW ARE YOU SNOWFLAKES"
Glad so many Morons love classic memes.
Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2017 07:20 PM (GsAUU)
You have no chance to survive make your time!
Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2017 07:22 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 25, 2017 07:22 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 25, 2017 07:23 PM (OeQ/D)
Posted by: Tom Cruise at February 25, 2017 07:23 PM (1CroS)
President Trump's bullshit meter is working just fine.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 25, 2017 07:23 PM (+HtnI)
Posted by: B Clinton
Especially on a rough day, availability can add about 35% to a woman's looks.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 25, 2017 07:23 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 25, 2017 07:20 PM (OeQ/D)
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Heh. Great slogan ...
Posted by: ShainS at February 25, 2017 07:24 PM (mt8X9)
Posted by: B Clinton
Especially on a rough day, availability can add about 35% to a woman's looks.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 25, 2017 07:24 PM (u8kLQ)
Disgusting
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 25, 2017 07:24 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Sheriff Chris Cuomo
Chris should get Andrew to put up billboards (at taxpayer expense) up across New York with photographs of Chris Cuomo's dick, with the tagline "There, that wasn't so bad, was it?"
/s
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 25, 2017 07:25 PM (W8bn5)
How about this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J19W3i_1VxM
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 25, 2017 07:17 PM (SRKgf)
--That's not the video I had in mind, but that is indeed the clip of Putin.
And that was an awesome ad. I remember it with fod affection.
Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2017 07:25 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 25, 2017 07:25 PM (SjImc)
*rimshot*
"Try the Wienerschnitzel and don't forget to gas your waitress. I'll be here all week."
-- A. Hitler
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 25, 2017 07:26 PM (flUys)
"Are you a journalist or a reporter? What is the difference? A journalist is the star of the story - a reporter is merely a witness." -From Deadline U.S.A. written directed by Richard Brooks
Where are the reporters? God save us from the journalists and news propaganda presenters.
Posted by: Locke Common at February 25, 2017 07:27 PM (a/dj+)
*rimshot*
"Try the Wienerschnitzel and don't forget to gas your waitress. I'll be here all week."
-- A. Hitler
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 25, 2017 07:26 PM (flUys)
I'm so totally going to hell for laughing at that.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2017 07:27 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 25, 2017 07:28 PM (Om16U)
"Are you a journalist or a reporter? What is the difference? A journalist is the star of the story - a reporter is merely a witness." -From Deadline U.S.A. written directed by Richard Brooks
Where are the reporters? God save us from the journalists and news propaganda presenters.
Posted by: Locke Common at February 25, 2017 07:27 PM (a/dj+)
They don't even teach journalism qua journalism anymore, from what I understand. It's now "communications."
Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2017 07:29 PM (0mRoj)
Disgusting
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 25, 2017 07:24 PM (SjImc)
--One of my favorite Sopranos episodes was the one with Ben Kingsley. Chris robbed some Hollaywood schmuck of his swag bag.
Damn, I need to buy that series.Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2017 07:29 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 25, 2017 07:29 PM (u8kLQ)
custom Chanel gown to the Oscars because they wouldn't pay her.
Heh. Don;t piss off Karl Lagerfeld. eh? He must of mentioned its size 4 times, that "she can still have it because it is sized for her," etc. Zing!
Posted by: Lizzy [/1] at February 25, 2017 07:29 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 25, 2017 07:29 PM (Om16U)
Disgusting
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 25, 2017 07:24 PM (SjImc)
+++
I read a few years back that there is quite the tug-of-war over those bags, too --- they'll look through them and try for the one with best goods. Not greedy at all.
Posted by: washrivergal at February 25, 2017 07:30 PM (Ivjge)
Posted by: Karl Rove, Supergenius at February 25, 2017 07:30 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2017 07:30 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 25, 2017 07:30 PM (TixTl)
"You stole my Oscar-nominated friend's swag bag. Prepare to die."
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 25, 2017 07:30 PM (u8kLQ)
HITLER!!!
Posted by: tu3031 at February 25, 2017 07:04 PM (qJhUV)
He can't make it. He's too busy building his Berlin Wall
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 25, 2017 07:30 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 25, 2017 07:31 PM (u8kLQ)
He arranges the underage kids for the parties.
Posted by: Aviator at February 25, 2017 07:31 PM (/Nite)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 25, 2017 07:31 PM (QDr6b)
Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2017 07:31 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at February 25, 2017 07:32 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: runner at February 25, 2017 07:32 PM (c6/9Q)
A drone
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 25, 2017 07:29 PM (Om16U)
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I'm busy that night ...
Posted by: Robert Reich at February 25, 2017 07:33 PM (mt8X9)
Posted by: exhelodrvr
You bet I am! I have a position of honor. I'm the pivot man, whatever that means.
Posted by: John McCain at February 25, 2017 07:33 PM (/Nite)
A drone
Posted by: @votermom
Okay. Now which semi-auto remote-controlled gun should be attached, and which caliber?
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 25, 2017 07:34 PM (u8kLQ)
It wasn't some schmuck it was Lauren Bacall
This would've ended different in Bogart's day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HNO7ATCKP8
Posted by: DaveA at February 25, 2017 07:34 PM (8J/Te)
Posted by: John McCain
I think that means you're the meat in the rotisserie.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 25, 2017 07:34 PM (QDr6b)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 25, 2017 07:35 PM (flUys)
You bet I am! I have a position of honor. I'm the pivot man, whatever that means.
Posted by: John McCain at February 25, 2017 07:33 PM (/Nite)
--In the CFL, he's the quarterback, you ass.
Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2017 07:35 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 07:35 PM (M3DRt)
Posted by: logprof
Didn't go over well in Stalingrad.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 25, 2017 07:31 PM
No. Not much fun in Stalingrad.
Posted by: mr. hilter at February 25, 2017 07:35 PM (lmIoG)
It wasn't some schmuck it was Lauren Bacall
This would've ended different in Bogart's day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HNO7ATCKP8
Posted by: DaveA at February 25, 2017 07:34 PM (8J/Te)
--Damn, I forgot that. I have not seen it since it aired.
Fuckin' hilarious.
Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2017 07:36 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Blondi Hitler at February 25, 2017 07:37 PM (c6/9Q)
So they're going to shine a light on some of the best political journalism of the past year. That's going to be one small light
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 25, 2017 07:37 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: H. Bimmler at February 25, 2017 07:37 PM (QDr6b)
A teen girl taking testosterone to transition to a male just won the texas state championship for her weight class
She looks, and has muscles, like a dude. Cause she is taking shit loads of testosterone and her competition isnt
Posted by: ThunderB at February 25, 2017 07:39 PM (t2UJr)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 25, 2017 06:51 PM (O2RFr)
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At all of these street theater demonstrations there should be ICE.
Posted by: gNewt at February 25, 2017 07:40 PM (r6s/p)
Posted by: logprof
Didn't go over well in Stalingrad.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 25, 2017 07:31 PM (QDr6b)
Not much fun in Stalingrad, no.
Posted by: Mr. Hilter at February 25, 2017 07:40 PM (sdi6R)
Ridiculous - but it's things like this that will kill the transgender nonsense.
It is the inversion of Title IX, and women will be screwed in sports, bigly!
Posted by: Lizzy [/1] at February 25, 2017 07:40 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 25, 2017 07:40 PM (t2UJr)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2017 07:40 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: ThunderB
So unfair.
Posted by: East German Women's Swim Team at February 25, 2017 07:41 PM (QDr6b)
She looks, and has muscles, like a dude. Cause she is taking shit loads of testosterone and her competition isnt
Posted by: ThunderB at February 25, 2017 07:39 PM (t2UJr)
East German Women's Olympic Teams: She can join us if she/he/xe'd like
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 25, 2017 07:42 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: John McCain at February 25, 2017 07:33 PM (/Nite)
--In the CFL, he's the quarterback, you ass.
Posted by: logprof
Sounds good to me.
Posted by: Michael Sam at February 25, 2017 07:42 PM (/Nite)
This would've ended different in Bogart's day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HNO7ATCKP8
Posted by: DaveA at February 25, 2017 07:34 PM (8J/Te)
----and the video helpfully cues the later scene when Chris gives Tony the swag. "It's for a pocket dog." LMAO
R.I.P. James Gandolfini
Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2017 07:42 PM (GsAUU)
She looks, and has muscles, like a dude. Cause she is taking shit loads of testosterone and her competition isnt
Posted by: ThunderB at February 25, 2017 07:39 PM (t2UJr)
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She should have been banned from competition -drugs.
Posted by: gNewt at February 25, 2017 07:42 PM (r6s/p)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 25, 2017 07:39 PM (t2UJr)
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I thought you were talking about boys wrestling, so didn't understand your comment.
Looked up the news story, and it's girls wrestling. When in the hell did girls start wrestling -- and, why oh why, couldn't I be a teenage boy identifying as a girl today?
Posted by: ShainS at February 25, 2017 07:42 PM (mt8X9)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 25, 2017 07:43 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2017 07:43 PM (Yr5+D)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 25, 2017 07:44 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
It's called a Tubman!
Posted by: Barack Obama at February 25, 2017 07:44 PM (W8bn5)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 25, 2017 07:45 PM (OeQ/D)
Posted by: gNewt at February 25, 2017 07:45 PM (r6s/p)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 25, 2017 07:45 PM (58VE2)
A girl, who wrestles, says shes a boy inside
She takes loads of testosterone, gains a ton of muscle mass looks like a dude
She still wrestles girls even though she has an unfair advantage
She just won state. Like an east German
Posted by: ThunderB at February 25, 2017 07:45 PM (t2UJr)
why oh why, couldn't I be a teenage boy identifying as a girl today?
Posted by: ShainS at February 25, 2017 07:42 PM (mt8X9)
I see no reason why you can't identify as a teenage boy who identifies as a teenage girl. Have at it! Let the school sort it out.
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 07:45 PM (sdi6R)
Looked up the news story, and it's girls wrestling. When in the hell did girls start wrestling -- and, why oh why, couldn't I be a teenage boy identifying as a girl today?
Posted by: ShainS at February 25, 2017 07:42 PM (mt8X9)
Is grabbing 'em by the pussy a legal move?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2017 07:45 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: DJT AKA The Big Boss Man at February 25, 2017 07:46 PM (tAHHw)
She looks, and has muscles, like a dude. Cause she is taking shit loads of testosterone and her competition isnt
Posted by: ThunderB
Testosterone deforms the body. For that reason alone, she should be declared insane. I will never have narrow shoulders or small hands.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at February 25, 2017 07:46 PM (W8bn5)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 25, 2017 06:51 PM (O2RFr)
Is this his State of the Union speech? I was never sure, and didn't think it was such a hot idea anyways, knowing the Prog scum would turn it into a circus.
Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at February 25, 2017 07:47 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: @votermom @vm
But she knows she'd get her ass kicked, so that's a no-go.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 25, 2017 07:47 PM (QDr6b)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 25, 2017 07:45 PM (OeQ/D)
China.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 25, 2017 07:47 PM (58VE2)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2017 07:45 PM (0mRoj)
Only if you shout, ride 'em cowboy.
Posted by: gNewt at February 25, 2017 07:47 PM (r6s/p)
Prepare to get more disgusted:
Activists claim victory as Oscar grab bag Israel trips go unused
http://preview.tinyurl.com/hdgfh36
They even find a way to turn they're smug elitism into META leftist virtue signaling.
Posted by: bananaDream at February 25, 2017 07:47 PM (Ag8Mw)
Texas law says you have to compete with the gender you were born with
Trying to address this
Not thinking that this girl would have a huge chemical advantage
Posted by: ThunderB at February 25, 2017 07:47 PM (t2UJr)
Posted by: Insomniac
What's the name of that hold? The Double Trump?
Posted by: Aviator at February 25, 2017 07:47 PM (/Nite)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 25, 2017 07:48 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 07:48 PM (M3DRt)
The left and their media toadies can't get it through their thick skulls Trump's election was a collective finger in DC's eye. When they say Trump is a fascist or Nazi, they are saying half the country that voted for him are fascists and Nazis. How is this a healthy situation?
Posted by: charley horse at February 25, 2017 07:48 PM (+kahX)
Looked up the news story, and it's girls wrestling. When in the hell did girls start wrestling -- and, why oh why, couldn't I be a teenage boy identifying as a girl today?
Posted by: ShainS at February 25, 2017 07:42 PM (mt8X9)
+++
That in itself is weird. Girl wrestling. I can't for the life of me engaging in that sport if I was young. As in, never.
Posted by: washrivergal at February 25, 2017 07:48 PM (Ivjge)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 25, 2017 07:44 PM (Om16U)
--Gavin MacInnes harps on this a lot, rightly: Even worse is the male MMA fighter who is "transitioning" to be a woman. He fights female MMA fighters with all the benefits of upper body strength and such that men have. SJW clapping seals love it --a fig leaf over cheering for a man beating up a woman.
Immoral and disgusting. Even if I was interested in MMA (can't recall the name of the league), I would not watch it for that reason.
Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2017 07:49 PM (GsAUU)
Is this his State of the Union speech? I was never sure, and didn't think it was such a hot idea anyways, knowing the Prog scum would turn it into a circus.
Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at February 25, 2017 07:47 PM (D2vc1)
Originally, the State of the Union was just a letter to Congress, not a speech. This would be a good time to revive that tradition.
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 07:49 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 25, 2017 07:49 PM (+HtnI)
Posted by: NCKate at February 25, 2017 07:49 PM (CVz3a)
Posted by: gNewt at February 25, 2017 07:50 PM (r6s/p)
Posted by: ShainS at February 25, 2017 07:42 PM (mt8X9)
It just occurred to me. All you need to do is identify as a teenage boy identifying as a girl.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2017 07:50 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Shaanow at February 25, 2017 07:50 PM (0orja)
*****************
Not if you add mud.
Posted by: gNewt at February 25, 2017 07:50 PM (r6s/p)
Or Jello.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2017 07:50 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 25, 2017 06:51 PM
If ICE arrests the illegals, the cops should arrest the congress critters who bring them as accessories.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 25, 2017 07:50 PM (NJYYf)
Posted by: JT in KC at February 25, 2017 07:50 PM (FoSz+)
Posted by: runner at February 25, 2017 07:50 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at February 25, 2017 07:51 PM (cCsPW)
Title 9, gives you things like girls wrestling
Texas anticipated boy to girl transition and said you must compete with your birth gender
But she has an advantage now, because testosterone has deformed her
Posted by: ThunderB at February 25, 2017 07:51 PM (t2UJr)
Posted by: logprof
Didn't go over well in Stalingrad.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 25, 2017 07:31 PM (QDr6b)
Not much fun in Stalingrad, no.
Posted by: Mr. Hilter
****
Yup. Your act bogged down big time.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 25, 2017 07:51 PM (hVdx9)
Immoral and disgusting. Even if I was interested in MMA (can't recall the name of the league), I would not watch it for that reason.
Posted by: logprof
It's the UFC and the "transitioning" xerson is Fallon Fox. He naturally destroys his competitors because even a woman who's juicing doesn't have a tenth of the T-levels of your average PajamaBoy.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 25, 2017 07:52 PM (QDr6b)
Posted by: gNewt at February 25, 2017 07:50 PM (r6s/p)
+++
Oh, sure that now makes it appealing.
Posted by: washrivergal at February 25, 2017 07:52 PM (Ivjge)
-------
Better yet, a lesbian girl. That'll confuse the shit out of them and let you go to town.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 25, 2017 07:52 PM (OeQ/D)
A while ago, actually, maybe 10 years or so. There was a story about a high school girl wrestler who was disappointed because of a win by forfeit - the boy who she was matched with refused to wrestle a girl (religious/modesty reasons, don't want to hurt a girl, or afraid of losing to her, I don't recall). There weren't any other gender shenanigans in that story, though, she just grew up wrestling with her older brothers or something and since the school didn't have a girls' team, she managed to get a spot on the boys' team.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 25, 2017 07:52 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2017 07:52 PM (Yr5+D)
Posted by: freaked at February 25, 2017 07:53 PM (BO/km)
But she has an advantage now, because testosterone has deformed her
Posted by: ThunderB at February 25, 2017 07:51 PM (t2UJr)
***************
Time for drug testing high school athletes.
Posted by: gNewt at February 25, 2017 07:53 PM (r6s/p)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 25, 2017 07:53 PM (97XyN)
Posted by: JT in KC at February 25, 2017 07:50 PM (FoSz+)
Well, not at first. Plus, they cheat.
Posted by: PVT Ox at February 25, 2017 07:54 PM (GUBah)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5etfIwlRbg
Posted by: Shaanow at February 25, 2017 07:50 PM (0orja)
Is that a chick singing? It looks like a chick, but doesn't sound like one.
These days it's so confusing.
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 07:54 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2017 07:54 PM (eGfTO)
Posted by: illiniwek at February 25, 2017 07:54 PM (YMJtx)
The actions of this president have caused alarm and dismay amongst our allies abroad and given considerable comfort to our enemies.
What comfort? What is he talking about???
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at February 25, 2017 06:59 PM (TixTl)
--My question is: Which "enemies"?
Russia?!
Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2017 07:01 PM (GsAUU)
Clooney's enemies are us, and people who think like we do. That's what he's really talking about.
*types, deletes the rest*
Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at February 25, 2017 07:55 PM (D2vc1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5etfIwlRbg
Posted by: Shaanow at February 25, 2017 07:50 PM (0orja)
--Heh, I'm not even a metalhead and I still think it's pretty kick-ass.
Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2017 07:55 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2017 07:55 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 25, 2017 07:55 PM (t2UJr)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 25, 2017 07:55 PM (58VE2)
Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2017 07:56 PM (eGfTO)
Posted by: Occupy Democrats
Don't forget to pay your respects to those who died after the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 25, 2017 07:56 PM (pY+s4)
Way to go Trump!
Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2017 07:54 PM (eGfTO)
********************
Saving America money with every tweet.
Posted by: Rockin' Robin at February 25, 2017 07:56 PM (r6s/p)
Posted by: richard mcenroe at February 25, 2017 07:56 PM (TAkZ9)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2017 07:57 PM (Yr5+D)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 25, 2017 07:57 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 07:58 PM (M3DRt)
I'm not a Doctor. But I played one, poorly, on TV.
Posted by: George Clooney at February 25, 2017 07:58 PM (eGfTO)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 25, 2017 07:45 PM (OeQ/D)
---------------------------
We agree and have stated so --- but the MSM ignores us.
Science!!!
Posted by: American College of Pediatrics at February 25, 2017 07:58 PM (Nox3c)
Pull his shirt over his head, and slap his ass silly.
Boxing is for Homos. And there will be fighting on the ice!
Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2017 07:59 PM (eGfTO)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 25, 2017 08:00 PM (flUys)
Posted by: chris hayes at February 25, 2017 08:00 PM (cCsPW)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2017 08:01 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2017 07:59 PM (eGfTO)
***********************
They used to show matches on TV. Good ones.
Posted by: gNewt at February 25, 2017 08:01 PM (r6s/p)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 25, 2017 08:01 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 25, 2017 08:02 PM (t2UJr)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2017 08:02 PM (KP5rU)
Not watching it though, sadly. The co worker wants to watch boxing. Meh.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 25, 2017 07:57 PM (pY+s4)
--Heh, a few months ago in a sports bar I ran into a couple. He was a Blackhawks fan and she was I think a Sharks fan. I'm a Jets fan. When I left, I said that one thing we could all agree on was we hate the Penguins.
Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2017 08:02 PM (GsAUU)
their self mutilation. i just don't give a fuck. they can keep fucking
that chicken, for all i care.
Posted by: chavez the hugo
You heartless bastard.
Posted by: The Chicken at February 25, 2017 08:02 PM (/Nite)
Posted by: gNewt at February 25, 2017 08:02 PM (r6s/p)
Yeah, Sunday mornings w/no breaks in the action.
Seriously, though. I wouldn't take that shit.
PENS v FLYERS, man!
Outside!?
Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2017 08:02 PM (eGfTO)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2017 08:03 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2017 08:03 PM (eGfTO)
Posted by: Trigglypuff at February 25, 2017 08:03 PM (/Nite)
publius : "These idiots, and I fear a lot of Americans think the First Amendment gives the press some sort of special privileges."
Ayep. That's the passive-aggressive message these idiots (in your well-chosen words) are sending: Trump doesn't approve credentialed journalists, therefore he's an enemy of The Press *choir of angels*, therefore WHAT'S HIS PROBLEM WITH THE FIRST AMENDMENT.
Aviator : feel free to buzz the venue with that box of dicks, and make it rain. With dick.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 25, 2017 08:04 PM (6FqZa)
But I'm afraid to say that, because nowadsys you never know.
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 08:05 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2017 08:05 PM (eGfTO)
Posted by: fish mooney at February 25, 2017 08:05 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 25, 2017 07:21 PM (DW+jj)
Amal. Named for old British motorcycle carburetors that came pre-wornout.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2017 08:05 PM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at February 25, 2017 08:05 PM (W8bn5)
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 25, 2017 08:06 PM (phmNs)
Posted by: golfman at February 25, 2017 06:21 PM (48QDY)
Tee hee!
Posted by: Not Katy Tur at February 25, 2017 08:06 PM (2hPK8)
Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2017 08:06 PM (eGfTO)
I can't either.
We should have zigged with Title IX. Someone set us up the bomb.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2017 08:06 PM (5req4)
Is that a chick singing? It looks like a chick, but doesn't sound like one.
These days it's so confusing.
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 07:54 PM (sdi6R)
Alissa White-Gluz. I'd try and link a pic but I'm not going in the barrel on a Saturday night.
Posted by: Shaanow at February 25, 2017 08:06 PM (0orja)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2017 08:07 PM (KP5rU)
Why SHOULD our President of the United States lend the credibility and esteem of the highest office to a dinner of media street walkers?
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 25, 2017 08:07 PM (phmNs)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at February 25, 2017 08:05 PM (W8bn5)
--Just drink a lot of soy milk, Bruce.
Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2017 08:07 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Occupy Dems at February 25, 2017 08:08 PM (iCjpC)
Posted by: Shaanow at February 25, 2017 08:06 PM (0orja)
--Tinyurl is your friend here.
The Barrel does not like Tinyurl.
Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2017 08:08 PM (GsAUU)
Alissa White-Gluz. I'd try and link a pic but I'm not going in the barrel on a Saturday night.
Posted by: Shaanow at February 25, 2017 08:06 PM (0orja)
*bings*
She's a 1.
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 08:08 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2017 08:08 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 25, 2017 08:09 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 25, 2017 08:09 PM (UDXti)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2017 08:09 PM (5req4)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2017 08:10 PM (5req4)
Thats an odd collection of Penguins haters. I could understand if it was Rangers, Islanders, and Flyers but Chicago/San Jose/Winnipeg? Very odd. Of course the Pens did beat Chicago and San Jose for the Stanley Cup. But Winnipeg?
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 25, 2017 08:10 PM (pY+s4)
Evan McMullin is going insane on Twitter and they're lighting him up like an abandoned consulate security operator.
Which DNC talking point is he pushing today?
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 25, 2017 08:10 PM (phmNs)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 25, 2017 08:04 PM (6FqZa)
It's been done. (NSFW for flying dick)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbnDr_IbdIU
Posted by: hogmartin at February 25, 2017 08:10 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 25, 2017 08:10 PM (QDr6b)
Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2017 08:11 PM (eGfTO)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 25, 2017 08:11 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2017 08:11 PM (KP5rU)
You all do realize that the plan was for the Fake News to criticize and fact-check everything President Trump said tonight, even the jokes?
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 25, 2017 08:12 PM (phmNs)
The Barrel does not like Tinyurl.
Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2017 08:08 PM (GsAUU)
Google is your friend. Smokeshow. I can only take them for about 15 minutes. Pretty much all sounds like that.
Posted by: Shaanow at February 25, 2017 08:12 PM (0orja)
Metric or Imperial?
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 25, 2017 08:09 PM (UDXti)
ScoggDogg's Binary Scale.
1 = Would hit
0 = Would not hit
I don't know if he actually invented it, but it's brilliant.
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 08:12 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 25, 2017 08:12 PM (NJYYf)
Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2017 08:12 PM (eGfTO)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2017 08:13 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2017 08:13 PM (eGfTO)
Posted by: richard mcenroe at February 25, 2017 07:56 PM (TAkZ9
I dont see it. He must delete his tweets that people don't agree with and light him up. Lots of yes sirs in the replies.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 25, 2017 08:14 PM (58VE2)
Trump is redefining boundaries. And the bitch is fixin to freak the fcuk out.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 25, 2017 08:14 PM (KgpWR)
If she/it isn't Asian, well mostly Thai, you're can usually tell, or at least rule out that it is not a real girl.
With the Thais, all bets are off.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 25, 2017 08:14 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Ben Had
Testosterone therapy is much more successful on female-to-males than estrogen is on male-to-females, with regards to voice, appearance, etc.
But "bottom surgery" is usually a disaster when it comes to female-to-males. You can't replicate the schlong properly. A dutch woman trying to transition recently committed suicide because it was such a cockup.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at February 25, 2017 08:15 PM (W8bn5)
And the Olympics has already been ruined. The women's' - 800 meter, was it? - had the top three places taken by people who were mostly male.
Posted by: Alana at February 25, 2017 08:15 PM (M8GAq)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 25, 2017 07:20 PM (OeQ/D)
**********
Who does she think she is? Adlai Stevenson?
Posted by: torabora at February 25, 2017 08:15 PM (JUJqc)
Thats an odd collection of Penguins haters. I could understand if it was Rangers, Islanders, and Flyers but Chicago/San Jose/Winnipeg? Very odd. Of course the Pens did beat Chicago and San Jose for the Stanley Cup. But Winnipeg?
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 25, 2017 08:10 PM (pY+s4)
--Eh, I probably hate Cindy Crosby more than the Penguins as a team, but I still don't like 'em.
Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2017 08:15 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 25, 2017 08:16 PM (NJYYf)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at February 25, 2017 08:16 PM (gIRsn)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 25, 2017 08:16 PM (OeQ/D)
And who lists CIA operative in their Twitter profile? Who is this fucking guy?
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 25, 2017 08:16 PM (58VE2)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 25, 2017 08:14 PM (KgpWR)
Fixin' to freak out? You mean the last 4 months have just been prelude?
Posted by: Not An Ink-Stained Wretch at February 25, 2017 08:17 PM (2hPK8)
The modification of humans is a damn horror movie.
The doctors who did this to that girl should burn in hell.
This is Joseph Mengele shit.
The parents are fcuking Nazis and should be sentenced to death.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 25, 2017 08:17 PM (KgpWR)
Might as well just staple a geoduc to her abdomen.
Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2017 08:18 PM (eGfTO)
Posted by: Not An Ink-Stained Wretch
====
Hell hath no fury.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 25, 2017 08:19 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: NC Ref at February 25, 2017 08:19 PM (SpeiC)
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 25, 2017 08:19 PM (UDXti)
Dude's a fraud and a hack and a liar. And those are his good qualities.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2017 08:19 PM (4qKgi)
She looks, and has muscles, like a dude. Cause she is taking shit loads of testosterone and her competition isnt
Posted by: ThunderB at February 25, 2017 07:39 PM (t2UJr)
1) What's the sport?
2) And why isn't she competing against dudes then?
Sheesh.
Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at February 25, 2017 08:19 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at February 25, 2017 08:20 PM (D2vc1)
The Moron KPOP Awards? Pondering categories.
https://youtu.be/A4HnJWou-zA
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2017 08:20 PM (5req4)
Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 08:21 PM (M3DRt)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 25, 2017 08:16 PM (58VE2)
Putin hates George Soros just as much as we here do.
A US-Russia alliance would be a serious setback for the globalists. They will stop at nothing to prevent that.
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 08:21 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 25, 2017 08:22 PM (hVdx9)
Dude's a fraud and a hack and a liar. And those are his good qualities.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2017 08:19 PM (4qKgi)
Son of bitch is growing a cult for himself fast ain't he?
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 25, 2017 08:22 PM (58VE2)
Thanks for that ScoggDogg's Binary Scale technical reference. I just love the science you learn at AoS.
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 25, 2017 08:22 PM (UDXti)
This is complete Nazi human experimentation. It is sick.
How soon until we start cheering for teenage Human Centipedes?
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 25, 2017 08:22 PM (KgpWR)
Wanna come over for dinner on Saturday?"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 25, 2017 08:22 PM (sK2fh)
Posted by: gNewt at February 25, 2017 08:22 PM (r6s/p)
Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 08:22 PM (M3DRt)
Posted by: Alana at February 25, 2017 08:22 PM (M8GAq)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2017 08:22 PM (4qKgi)
Sad!
On another note, how scary is it that a card-carrying member of La Raza Perez is considered the "moderate" option to chair the DNC?
Posted by: Dancing Queen at February 25, 2017 08:23 PM (+51lA)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2017 08:23 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 25, 2017 08:23 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 07:49 PM (sdi6R)
Been thinking the same thing.
But is this the SOTU?
Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at February 25, 2017 08:24 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2017 08:19 PM (4qKgi)
And, as some good-looking and erudite poster whose name escapes me mentioned in an earlier thread, a ham golem fashioned out of nowhere in the form of an ambulatory penis, in summer 2016 by the GOPe.
I wish him well in his quest to become the uncanny valley face of the GOPe. They and the Dems are doing just a bang-up job of endearing themselves to the rest of the US, they should stay on that track but take it even farther. That'll work RULLY RULLY well for them.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 25, 2017 08:24 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at February 25, 2017 08:05 PM (W8bn5)
If you really want to develop a womanly figure, Cait honey, you are going to have to pop a metric fuckton of ASS-trogen.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2017 08:25 PM (WDdjT)
It's would be something to laugh at if it wasn't being given credence as a viable source of public opinion. Twitter could use some equal time protection regulation from the Feds.
Posted by: charley horse at February 25, 2017 08:25 PM (+kahX)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 25, 2017 08:16 PM (58VE2)
Putin hates George Soros just as much as we here do.
A US-Russia alliance would be a serious setback for the globalists. They will stop at nothing to prevent that.
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 08:21 PM (sdi6R)
--When it was the USSR it was all peace, love and granola ("the Russians love their children too"), but now the Left is baying for blood and Putin is Worse Than Stalin.
Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2017 08:26 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 25, 2017 08:26 PM (DW+jj)
These days it's so confusing.
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 07:54 PM (sdi6R)
yup, that's a chick. Somewhat newer singer, and a raving bitch by all accounts . The original was also a chick and had even more balls. Seen them twice with the new chick.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 25, 2017 08:26 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 25, 2017 08:26 PM (+HtnI)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at February 25, 2017 08:27 PM (W8bn5)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2017 08:27 PM (4qKgi)
This is complete Nazi human experimentation. It is sick.
How soon until we start cheering for teenage Human Centipedes?
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 25, 2017 08:22 PM (KgpWR)
2018.
Posted by: Tom Six at February 25, 2017 08:28 PM (58VE2)
Don't know if you have kids? But Holy Lord this is raw evil from hell!
How could they?
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 25, 2017 08:29 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2017 08:29 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 08:29 PM (HDU3V)
Posted by: Batterup at February 25, 2017 08:29 PM (mtGE/)
Posted by: charley horse at February 25, 2017 08:25 PM (+kahX)
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And all the intelligence leaks are coming from the neverTrumper Jeff Bezos' WaPo.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/hrbd892
Posted by: gNewt at February 25, 2017 08:29 PM (r6s/p)
Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at February 25, 2017 08:30 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2017 08:22 PM (4qKgi)
--I forgot the precise name, but a prominent association of pediatricians issued a statement that it is unethical and unscientific to switch sexes, at least with prepubescent children. I think for that reason the $PLC called it a "hate group".
Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2017 08:30 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2017 08:30 PM (4qKgi)
Posted by: gNewt at February 25, 2017 08:31 PM (r6s/p)
Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 08:21 PM (M3DRt)
Yep, used to work with one.
Posted by: Country Singer at February 25, 2017 08:31 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2017 08:32 PM (4qKgi)
Posted by: charley horse at February 25, 2017 08:32 PM (+kahX)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2017 08:29 PM (KP5rU)
Anchovi? In his worst nightmare he couldn't match the power of arch enemy. He would probably cry.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 25, 2017 08:32 PM (aMlLZ)
Democracy Dies at Dinner
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 25, 2017 08:32 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 08:32 PM (HDU3V)
1) What's the sport?
2) And why isn't she competing against dudes then?
Sheesh.
1) Wrestling.
2) Because she's a homosexual.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 25, 2017 08:33 PM (phmNs)
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Then you understand me. This is like being aborted every day of your life.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 25, 2017 08:33 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2017 08:33 PM (eGfTO)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale
As I said upthread, testosterone deforms the body. It can take 50-70 thousand dollars to correct by surgery. Even then, it won't make your shoulders narrower or your hands smaller.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at February 25, 2017 08:33 PM (W8bn5)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2017 08:34 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Ben Had
Testosterone therapy is much more successful on female-to-males than estrogen is on male-to-females, with regards to voice, appearance, etc.
But "bottom surgery" is usually a disaster when it comes to female-to-males. You can't replicate the schlong properly. A dutch woman trying to transition recently committed suicide because it was such a cockup.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at February 25, 2017 08:15 PM (W8bn5)
Yeah it should have been a cockout.
Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2017 08:34 PM (cAnNx)
It will be MySpace before long.
Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2017 08:33 PM (eGfTO)
***********
Wherever Trump goes.
Posted by: gNewt at February 25, 2017 08:34 PM (r6s/p)
Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 08:35 PM (HDU3V)
Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2017 08:35 PM (eGfTO)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at February 25, 2017 08:33 PM (W8bn5)
ISIS has some guys that will do that corrective surgery for a cut rate.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2017 08:35 PM (WDdjT)
At one time the POTUS just sent a letter to Congress and it went into the Congressional Record.
Must be a PR thing because all of the SotU Addresses I've ever heard sounded roughly the same.
Posted by: Skunky Choom at February 25, 2017 08:36 PM (u/p7K)
I fucked up by dropping them into the boiling water by hand, which cracked both of them. I should have lowered them in with a spoon. Live and learn. They seem to have turned out OK, though.
You can probably tell that I'm not an expert cook.
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 08:36 PM (sdi6R)
2) Because she's a homosexual.
Let me clarify a bit: She's a homosexual who likes non-homosexual girls. So she's gonna pretend she's a man and wants everyone else to pretend, too.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 25, 2017 08:36 PM (phmNs)
It will be MySpace before long.
Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2017 08:33 PM (eGfTO)
***********
Wherever Trump goes.
Posted by: gNewt at February 25, 2017 08:34 PM (r6s/p)
--I have a Gab account, but have not yet used it. It's kind of a respectful thing, since I want to write something profound or at least interesting to post there.
Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2017 08:36 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2017 08:37 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Tmitsss at February 25, 2017 08:37 PM (3LAYT)
Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2017 08:37 PM (cAnNx)
This is why I keep saying that the phrase that politics is downstream of culture is BS. The culture isn't supporting these ideas, they are being *fed* these ideas by our *betters*, ie., the media and lying politicians.
Posted by: squeakywheel at February 25, 2017 08:37 PM (f31Us)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2017 08:34 PM (KP5rU)
We were talking about the newer singer of Arch Enemy. I like the original singer Angela Gossow. She had balls. the new one sounds good, but not like Angela.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 25, 2017 08:37 PM (aMlLZ)
Stephen Colbert's vicious treatment of George W. Bush at what was supposed to be a party really set a new and very low standard. Enough is more than enough. The White House correspondents can do their own thing without the President in attendance from now on.
Posted by: Jill v2 at February 25, 2017 08:37 PM (JaXDe)
Posted by: Ariana Grande at February 25, 2017 08:37 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 25, 2017 08:37 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: Skunky Choom at February 25, 2017 08:36 PM (u/p7K)
=======
I think you may be in for a few surprises this time.
Posted by: Flyboy at February 25, 2017 08:38 PM (JKGcx)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2017 08:38 PM (4qKgi)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2017 08:38 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: freaked at February 25, 2017 08:38 PM (BO/km)
Let me clarify a bit: She's a homosexual who likes non-homosexual
girls. So she's gonna pretend she's a man and wants everyone else to
pretend, too.
========
I don't pretend to know what's in her mind. But biology has not changed in thousands of years. She is a sick puppy and a lab rat who has been encouraged in her sickness by psychotic abusive parents and vivisectionist Nazi surgeons.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 25, 2017 08:39 PM (KgpWR)
Stephen Colbert's vicious treatment of George W. Bush at what was supposed to be a party really set a new and very low standard.
Colbert was praised as a hero for that.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 25, 2017 08:39 PM (phmNs)
Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 08:39 PM (HDU3V)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2017 08:38 PM (4qKgi)
It's a mental issue, not a physical issue.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2017 08:40 PM (WDdjT)
I wonder how the patron Saint of the Democrats, Margaret Sanger would suggest dealing with the gender dysmorphics?
Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2017 08:40 PM (eGfTO)
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 25, 2017 08:36 PM (phmNs)
--I read something yesterday about a staright chick (also quite attractive) who said that she was constantly harrasses by lezzies in the WNBA. Like the Catholic priesthood, apparently they have a Lavender Mafia.
Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2017 08:40 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 25, 2017 08:39 PM (phmNs)
Colbert is an asshole.
Posted by: Caliban at February 25, 2017 08:40 PM (3GFMN)
Posted by: Not An Ink-Stained Wretch at February 25, 2017 08:17 PM (2hPK
Actually, yes.
Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at February 25, 2017 08:41 PM (D2vc1)
You can probably tell that I'm not an expert cook.
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 08:36 PM (sdi6R)
+++
Pretty funny. Usually if they crack they'll spill out the whites in a squiggling fashion then become rubber-like.
And your's came out okay?
Posted by: washrivergal at February 25, 2017 08:41 PM (Ivjge)
At 13, it is completely about attention. Nobody to blame but the parents.
Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2017 08:41 PM (eGfTO)
Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2017 08:30 PM
--------------------------
The American College of Pediatrics.
They are opposed to medical or surgical intervention before age 18, most definitely including giving drugs to delay puberty.
The way the Left handled their press release was to utterly ignore it.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 25, 2017 08:42 PM (Nox3c)
Well, there are homosexuals out there who don't like other homosexuals. They prefer non-homosexuals. So to remedy their conundrum they opt for this trans nonsense where they pretend they are the opposite gender.
And voila! it's all cool now because it's totes a heterosexual relationship.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 25, 2017 08:43 PM (phmNs)
People with gender dysmorphia do exist; it is a real condition, a mental illness I cannot begin to understand
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Sorry.
I am less sympathetic. I think coddling every fcuked up idea that human beings have about themselves and their society and excusing it with the "Mental Illness" label is why we have a heavily medicated populace that can barely get their bored, lazy, drug-addled asses out of bed everyday.
We are living in The United States of Munchausen by Proxy.
If there is a gender dysmorphia as you said , it should be treated with therapy and guidance.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 25, 2017 08:43 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2017 08:43 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 25, 2017 08:43 PM (58VE2)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2017 08:43 PM (4qKgi)
Science!
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 25, 2017 08:43 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 08:44 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2017 08:44 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 08:44 PM (HDU3V)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 25, 2017 08:43 PM (KgpWR)
Used to be there were circus sideshows that would give such freaks gainful employment.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2017 08:45 PM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2017 08:45 PM (4qKgi)
Posted by: Farmer at February 25, 2017 08:46 PM (o/90i)
They are opposed to medical or surgical intervention before age 18, most definitely including giving drugs to delay puberty.
The way the Left handled their press release was to utterly ignore it.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 25, 2017 08:42 PM (Nox3c)
--Thank you.
I was pleasantly surprised that they bucked the SJW trend.
Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2017 08:46 PM (GsAUU)
In other words, there are homosexuals who have no interest in living as homosexuals. So they change their gender to become "heterosexuals."
Hence, this trans craze we have now.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 25, 2017 08:46 PM (phmNs)
Hope that was clear.
I am just sickened by this.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 25, 2017 08:46 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: Tmitsss at February 25, 2017 08:37 PM (3LAYT)
Can have that guy who was in the background of that Sarah Palin interview snuff it live on TV.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 25, 2017 08:46 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 08:44 PM (HDU3V)
Reggie Love: *giggles* Gee, I wonder why? *giggle*
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 25, 2017 08:46 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Farmer at February 25, 2017 08:46 PM (o/90i)
+++
No.
Posted by: washrivergal at February 25, 2017 08:46 PM (Ivjge)
Pretty funny. Usually if they crack they'll spill out the whites in a squiggling fashion then become rubber-like.
And your's came out okay?
Posted by: washrivergal at February 25, 2017 08:41 PM (Ivjge)
Yeah, some of the whites came out like that. I shook off the water and ate them with a spoon. But the eggs were mostly OK.
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 08:47 PM (sdi6R)
Generally the shells come off but sometimes I wonder if its the age of the eggs.
Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 08:47 PM (HDU3V)
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 08:36 PM (sdi6R)
*********************
Me too, but as of yesterday I am a Crockpot success.
Posted by: gNewt at February 25, 2017 08:47 PM (r6s/p)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2017 08:47 PM (KP5rU)
Women are way to big and cut to be natural. Men are freaking huge and way to cut to be natural.
Everybody seems to be on PEDs.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 25, 2017 08:47 PM (58VE2)
Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2017 08:30 PM (GsAUU)
To be fair, that particular association (the American College of Pediatricians) was formed in 2002 as a reaction against the direction the American Academy of Pediatrics. The discussion around what is a really difficult topic is tremendously polarized. I don't fault the ACP: they have a point here, and I think some centres (e.g. Boston) are probably very ill advised in their approach, but the ACP isn't actually very prominent itself.
Just a comment.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 25, 2017 08:47 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: rickl
****
So 30 min for such a dinky meal? Meh.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 25, 2017 08:47 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2017 08:48 PM (4qKgi)
Posted by: Tmitsss at February 25, 2017 08:37 PM (3LAYT)
He should show up with an axe and start lopping their heads of instead
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 25, 2017 08:48 PM (auHtY)
btw, expect to see the Fake News blame the next tranny suicide on President Trump
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 25, 2017 08:48 PM (phmNs)
understand if it was Rangers, Islanders, and Flyers but Chicago/San
Jose/Winnipeg? Very odd. Of course the Pens did beat Chicago and San
Jose for the Stanley Cup. But Winnipeg?
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 25, 2017 08:10 PM (pY+s4)
We, Stars fans hate the Penguins too. Except for Trevor Daley, we still love that guy.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at February 25, 2017 08:49 PM (7N6ox)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2017 08:49 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2017 08:44 PM (KP5rU)
--Even worse was his illegal immigration stunt in Congress.
Leties bitch about DJT besmirching the office of the Presidency, but that clown show made Congress look like a bad high school play.
Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2017 08:49 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: mpfs in PA at February 25, 2017 08:49 PM (nNo+Q)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 25, 2017 08:46 PM (P/kVC)
That was the best.
Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at February 25, 2017 08:49 PM (D2vc1)
http://tinyurl.com/mljapo9
Posted by: hogmartin at February 25, 2017 08:49 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2017 08:49 PM (eGfTO)
Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 08:50 PM (M3DRt)
Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 08:50 PM (HDU3V)
Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 08:47 PM (HDU3V)
Someone last night recommended that after draining the hot water from the saucepan, and a quick rinse with cold water, to put the lid back on the pan, and shake it vigorously in all directions for a minute, and knock the shells right off. I plan to try that, next time I try hard-boiling eggs.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2017 08:50 PM (WDdjT)
And then cook and eat them.
Posted by: tu3031 at February 25, 2017 08:50 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2017 08:50 PM (4qKgi)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 25, 2017 08:47 PM (hVdx9)
+++
I believe this is a big step forward. I think he usually exists on canned Chef-Boy-Or-Dee.
Posted by: washrivergal at February 25, 2017 08:51 PM (Ivjge)
But they're not carrying the word back again when they're making it up themselves.
It should be called the Spondents Dinner for Porters.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 25, 2017 08:51 PM (Ndje9)
Generally the shells come off but sometimes I wonder if its the age of the eggs.
Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 08:47 PM (HDU3V)
Am I the only one who puts the eggs in the pan, THEN adds water? Am I doing something wrong?
Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at February 25, 2017 08:51 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 25, 2017 08:47 PM (hVdx9)
************
The number boiled is predicated only by the size of the pot.
Posted by: gNewt at February 25, 2017 08:51 PM (r6s/p)
Posted by: Mrs Garrison at February 25, 2017 08:51 PM (eGfTO)
So 30 min for such a dinky meal? Meh.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 25, 2017 08:47 PM (hVdx9)
That's why I mostly live on potato chips and peanuts. I'm trying to broaden my horizons.
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 08:51 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 08:51 PM (HDU3V)
I pinhole the wide end of the egg, then put the eggs in the pot with cold water, put it on, and set the timer for 10 minutes once the water boils. Then take pot off, and put the pot in the sink, and flood it with cold water.
Very rarely get a cracked one, and fresh eggs peel just fine.
That's about the limit of my cookery skills.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 25, 2017 08:51 PM (CPk08)
No.
Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2017 08:52 PM (eGfTO)
Me too. Never heard of that before. Sounds fascinating.
Posted by: washrivergal at February 25, 2017 08:52 PM (Ivjge)
Posted by: freaked at February 25, 2017 08:53 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at February 25, 2017 08:53 PM (x3uSY)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 25, 2017 08:47 PM (CPk0
--Thanks. I know almost nothing about that profession.
Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2017 08:53 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2017 08:54 PM (KP5rU)
I have strong inclination that a stunt or two was planned tonight to embarrass President Trump and he got wind of it or, at least, used common sense and figured it would happen.
I will guess that someone like Colbert was invited, such as that piece of shit liar John Oliver, to roast President.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 25, 2017 08:54 PM (phmNs)
Am I the only one who puts the eggs in the pan, THEN adds water? Am I doing something wrong?
Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at February 25, 2017 08:51 PM (D2vc
+++
I put them in cold water. Bring to boil. Take the pot off the heat element. Let stand for 20 minutes with lid on.
Posted by: washrivergal at February 25, 2017 08:54 PM (Ivjge)
Posted by: Aviator at February 25, 2017 08:54 PM (/Nite)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at February 25, 2017 08:55 PM (cCsPW)
Posted by: tu3031 at February 25, 2017 08:55 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2017 08:55 PM (4qKgi)
Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 08:55 PM (HDU3V)
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 25, 2017 08:55 PM (phmNs)
Let me clarify a bit: She's a homosexual who likes non-homosexual girls. So she's gonna pretend she's a man and wants everyone else to pretend, too.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45
What would you call a version of the crying game with that premise? Where the female lead took down the trousers of what she thought was a guy, and there is ... a vacuum.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at February 25, 2017 08:56 PM (W8bn5)
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared
The Pens beat them to win there first SC, albeit they were the North Stars then.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 25, 2017 08:56 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at February 25, 2017 08:56 PM (cCsPW)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine.
==============
Never heard that term before, so looked it up:
"Ideas of reference and delusions of reference describe the phenomenon of an individual's experiencing innocuous events or mere coincidences and believing they have strong personal significance. It is 'the notion that everything one perceives in the world relates to one's own destiny.'"
Interesting, have a friend with this condition. Former Navy Seal who was coldcocked by some black belt martial artist leaving a bar after an argument, resulting in brain damage.
Posted by: ShainS at February 25, 2017 08:56 PM (mt8X9)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 25, 2017 08:56 PM (58VE2)
Only Tom Hardy could wear that hat and make it look badass.
Posted by: mpfs in PA at February 25, 2017 08:49 PM (nNo+Q)
--From a college buddy I have been getting downloads of the BBC version. It's cool because it airs Saturdays so I get to watch it before the U.S. version, and it has f-bombs and s-bombs.
I'm curious to see how it unfolds. One more ep left this season.
Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2017 08:56 PM (GsAUU)
I will guess that someone like Colbert was invited, such as that piece of shit liar John Oliver, to roast President.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 25, 2017 08:54 PM (phmNs)
======
Ir wasn't tonight. WHCD is at the end of April.
Posted by: Flyboy at February 25, 2017 08:56 PM (JKGcx)
Posted by: washrivergal at February 25, 2017 08:54 PM (Ivjge)
That's pretty much what I do, sans lid maybe if I'm lazy.
Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at February 25, 2017 08:57 PM (D2vc1)
Thankfully I forgot most of the Crying Game movie.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 25, 2017 08:57 PM (phmNs)
This is why I find cooking intimidating.
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 08:57 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2017 08:57 PM (KP5rU)
:-)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 25, 2017 08:57 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: Gollum at February 25, 2017 08:57 PM (XoldI)
Ir wasn't tonight. WHCD is at the end of April.
Oh? I was under the impression it was tonight.
Okay, then.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 25, 2017 08:58 PM (phmNs)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine.
==============
Never heard that term before, so looked it up:
"Ideas of reference and delusions of reference describe the phenomenon of an individual's experiencing innocuous events or mere coincidences and believing they have strong personal significance. It is 'the notion that everything one perceives in the world relates to one's own destiny.'"
Interesting, have a friend with this condition. Former Navy Seal who was coldcocked by some black belt martial artist leaving a bar after an argument, resulting in brain damage.
Posted by: ShainS at February 25, 2017 08:56 PM (
Sounds like we have diagnosed Egg McMuffin!
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 25, 2017 08:58 PM (58VE2)
OMG - do it, please do it, please! Show the whole country how very, very brave you fearless celeb-reporters are!!
And the Republicans should threaten to post a mob of elderly Grannies, complete with brown shirts, to stand outside the door with clipboards, taking names!
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at February 25, 2017 08:58 PM (QBKhp)
Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 08:58 PM (HDU3V)
Get your water to a roiling boil, lower eggs into water in a basket. When water gets back to roiling boil, five minutes (medium boil) then drain and fill with ice water.
To peel, crack them a few times on the counter, give them a half roll. Shells and membrane should come right off.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 25, 2017 08:58 PM (P/kVC)
----------------------------
I really do wonder about his own proclivities.
The pedo-mentor Frank Marshall Davis.
The tranny nanny in Indonesia.
The lack of any known girlfriends until the Ayers group hooked him up with Michelle.
The odd (?) closeness with Michael Smith and his "husband" James Costos.
He leaves the WH and spends the next few weeks with Smith and Costos first and then with Branson.
It's a bit strange.
NTTAWWI.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 25, 2017 08:58 PM (Nox3c)
Posted by: f you, Habs at February 25, 2017 08:59 PM (wpC7C)
Posted by: tu3031 at February 25, 2017 08:55 PM (qJhUV)
--Also happened in Germany.
One man killed. Police say it was not terror and there was no physical description of the suspect, just that he was possibly mentally ill, which immediately makes me think muzzie terrorist.
Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2017 08:59 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 25, 2017 08:56 PM (pY+s4)
Yes, I was a North Stars fan, became a carpet bagger in Texas, shortly thereafter, the Stars got caught in the vacuum I left down I-35.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at February 25, 2017 08:59 PM (7N6ox)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 25, 2017 08:59 PM (pY+s4)
This is why I find cooking intimidating.
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 08:57 PM (sdi6R)
If there are lots of different ways of doing the same thing, it means that all of them are imperfect. So if you f* up, it desn't matter. Pick one that you can remember, and stick to it.
Has kept me from malnourishment for years.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 25, 2017 08:59 PM (CPk08)
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Sounds like a Castaneda book.
Posted by: gNewt at February 25, 2017 09:00 PM (r6s/p)
embarrass President Trump and he got wind of it or, at least, used
common sense and figured it would happen.
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Shows a lot of intelligence. Make these bitches irrelevant.
Don't chase her ass around like you need her.
Act like you don't. Because the reality is?
You really DON'T need her.
She needs YOU.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 25, 2017 09:00 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2017 09:00 PM (4qKgi)
Wasn't that show on tv about a Transgender boy who wanted to be a girl and thought all the other boys would play along and want him as their girlfriend?
I dunno by Ace did a post a long time ago about boy pretending to be a girl and complaining he couldn't get a date with boys.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 25, 2017 09:00 PM (phmNs)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2017 09:00 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 09:00 PM (HDU3V)
More of a Mauve.
Phrasing and pre-denuciation available on request.
Posted by: DaveA at February 25, 2017 09:00 PM (8J/Te)
Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at February 25, 2017 09:00 PM (D2vc1)
Generally the shells come off but sometimes I wonder if its the age of the eggs.
Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 08:47
I saw this discussion and never saw anyone say what I do. So I feel compelled to share this w/ you...
Put eggs in pan. Bring to boil. Once it reaches a good heavy boil, shut it off. Leave the lid on, do not open, and let sit for 15-20 minutes or so, depending on how you like your eggs..
Posted by: Farmer at February 25, 2017 09:01 PM (o/90i)
Thankfully I forgot most of the Crying Game movie.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 25, 2017 08:57 PM (phmNs)
--I still remember David Spade on SNL when that movie came out:
"Wanna know the secret of The Crying Game? *Sssshhh*, it's overrated."
Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2017 09:01 PM (GsAUU)
Yeah, the tranny in that was supposed to be the next big star but hasn't been seen since. I don't even remember their name.
Posted by: tu3031 at February 25, 2017 09:01 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at February 25, 2017 08:56 PM (W8bn5)
Well then, let her vacuum the floor. And then make a sammich.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2017 09:02 PM (WDdjT)
Over at tepid air, they are quoting a poll that says a huge majority are against the fed enforcing the drug laws against marijuana in states that have legalized it.
Take that, President Trump!
So these same states need to step up to the plate as regards citizenship for illegals, and declare everyone within their border citizens of the U.S.A., no questions asked.
Right?
They also should shut down and throw out every single DEA and INS agents domiciled within their borders, close down all offices of same, and not let any Feds in ever again.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 25, 2017 09:02 PM (U6f54)
Hockey hate is the greatest hate of them all, those games are so entertaining.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at February 25, 2017 09:02 PM (7N6ox)
I'm watching it on Amazon. Saw the first episode and was intrigued.
Now I'm hooked.
Posted by: mpfs in PA at February 25, 2017 09:02 PM (nNo+Q)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2017 09:02 PM (4qKgi)
Yeah, the tranny in that was supposed to be the next big star but hasn't been seen since. I don't even remember their name.
Posted by: tu3031 at February 25, 2017 09:01 PM (qJhUV)
I think her name was "Sally Kohn" or something like that.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 25, 2017 09:03 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Tmitsss at February 25, 2017 08:37 PM (3LAYT)
He should show up with an axe
Your fired - and also gravied.
Posted by: DaveA at February 25, 2017 09:03 PM (8J/Te)
Yeah, the tranny in that was supposed to be the next big star but hasn't been seen since. I don't even remember their name.
Posted by: tu3031 at February 25, 2017 09:01 PM
He was in Stargate after that.
Posted by: otho at February 25, 2017 09:04 PM (lmIoG)
--I still remember David Spade on SNL when that movie came out:
"Wanna know the secret of The Crying Game? *Sssshhh*, it's overrated."
I think he did the same type of joke about Sex, Lies, and Videotape.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 25, 2017 09:04 PM (phmNs)
Posted by: talgus da Deplorable at February 25, 2017 09:04 PM (fJQAI)
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What was more instructive was how angry Dubya Bush was because of it. Bush was genuinely surprised that a hack of a leftist entertainer would roast him at a formal dinner. Will wonders never cease.
Posted by: John Nada who is NOT Al Franken at February 25, 2017 09:04 PM (lslKa)
Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 09:04 PM (HDU3V)
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 25, 2017 09:04 PM (phmNs)
The Whistlestop Cafe
The Lousiana Sisters
Mom and Dad's Country Cooking (in Petal MS)
Rose's
Three Little Pigs
Burp.
Posted by: Skookumchuk at February 25, 2017 09:05 PM (/WPPJ)
Posted by: otho at February 25, 2017 09:05 PM (lmIoG)
Damn you, you owe me a whole big mouthful of cheap but good bourbon!
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at February 25, 2017 09:06 PM (QBKhp)
--A lot of edgy sites have advocated federally legalizing Mary Jane, precisely because it would neuter a lot of single-issue voters who lean Demonrat. I agree, just in and of itself, not just for political strategery.
Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2017 09:06 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2017 09:02 PM (4qKgi)
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Next time you make a shake, try putting a raw egg in it. They are awesome.
Posted by: Flyboy at February 25, 2017 09:06 PM (JKGcx)
Posted by: washrivergal at February 25, 2017 08:54 PM (Ivjge)
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I do the same but let them stand 15 minutes.
But I bring the water to a ROLLING boil before taking the pot off the heat --- so it works out the same, I guess.
When the 15 minutes are up I run cool water in the pot until I can grab the eggs by hand.
Boiling the water first is too much bother! You have to drop the eggs in carefully one by one with a spoon to keep them from cracking. Nah.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 25, 2017 09:06 PM (Nox3c)
Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 09:08 PM (HDU3V)
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 25, 2017 09:04 PM (phmNs)
--That segment was a favorite of mine. Back then SNL still mocked Hollywood and celebutards.
Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2017 09:08 PM (GsAUU)
Boiling the water first is too much bother! You have to drop the eggs in carefully one by one with a spoon to keep them from cracking. Nah.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 25, 2017 09:06 PM (Nox3c)
Yeah, I learned that tonight. I boiled the water and dropped the eggs in in by hand, and they cracked. Next time I'll lower them in with a spoon.
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 09:09 PM (sdi6R)
If Rose's is the little bbq diner off Hwy 98 or 49?? I agree, deep-fried pickles is an awesome treat.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at February 25, 2017 09:09 PM (7N6ox)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 25, 2017 09:09 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: DaveA at February 25, 2017 09:09 PM (8J/Te)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2017 09:09 PM (4qKgi)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 25, 2017 08:58 PM (58VE2)
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Heh.
Posted by: ShainS at February 25, 2017 09:10 PM (mt8X9)
Posted by: gNewt at February 25, 2017 09:10 PM (r6s/p)
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 25, 2017 09:11 PM (phmNs)
Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 09:11 PM (HDU3V)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2017 09:09 PM (4qKgi)
That's a good one.
I like it with anchovies on toast. Hmmmm...
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 25, 2017 09:12 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 09:13 PM (M3DRt)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2017 09:02 PM (4qKgi)
--I love the Idiot Abroad episode where in China Karl is served those appalling eggs with just-about-to-hatch chick embryos in them. He basically said, what's wrong with either the newborn egg or the fully grown chicken that you want to eat this?
Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2017 09:13 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 25, 2017 09:11 PM
Yeah. But, after that sweet fuck all, really.
Posted by: otho at February 25, 2017 09:13 PM (lmIoG)
We don't need the laziest generation ever to have unfettered access to retail weed.
Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2017 09:13 PM (eGfTO)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 25, 2017 09:14 PM (58VE2)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2017 09:14 PM (4qKgi)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 25, 2017 09:14 PM (6NnWN)
Posted by: geoffb5 at February 25, 2017 09:14 PM (d3wbb)
--A lot of edgy sites have advocated federally legalizing Mary Jane, precisely because it would neuter a lot of single-issue voters who lean Demonrat. I agree, just in and of itself, not just for political strategery.
Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2017 09:06 PM (GsAUU)
Edgy? I was saying 20 years ago that the Republicans should have gotten out in front of this issue.
It should have been a no-brainer for the party that claimed to be for "limited government", "states rights", and "individual liberty".
But today we know that the GOPe doesn't believe any such thing.
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 09:14 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: mpfs in PA at February 25, 2017 08:49 PM (nNo+Q)
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One of my favorite actors. Fantastic during a small role in "The Peaky Blinders" ...
Posted by: ShainS at February 25, 2017 09:14 PM (mt8X9)
Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2017 09:15 PM (eGfTO)
Hence, this trans craze we have now.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45
Jenner sock off. What you say is partially true. But there are two types of transsexuals:
1: HTs "homosexual transsexuals". These are homosexual men who feel guilty about their desires. They think that if they "become" women this will somehow redeem them. They tend to transition earlier in life and tend to "pass" better. Examples: Calpurnia Adams, Blaire White.
2: ATs "autogynephilic transsexuals". These are people like Bruce Jenner, who are attracted to females, but because of ETLE (erotic target location error), they come to be turned on by the thought of themselves becoming female. A grotesque form of narcissism gone wrong. All ugly, unconvincing transsexuals who have been formerly married and have kids, like Zoey Tur, fall into this category.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 25, 2017 09:15 PM (W8bn5)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2017 09:16 PM (4qKgi)
Kurt Russel nuked him.
Posted by: DaveA
Poor Kurt never recovered from being raped by the Woodland Critters. Very sad.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 25, 2017 09:16 PM (pY+s4)
Put the damned eggs in the pot and cover with water.
Proceed as described in comments above.
This reminds me of the time I overheard my then-little son talking to a friend of his. They were trying to do something ---I don't remember what --- and suddenly the boy says, "Let's ask Mama. She's real lazy! She knows the easiest way to do everything!"
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 25, 2017 09:16 PM (Nox3c)
Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2017 09:18 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2017 09:16 PM (4qKgi)
--Yeesh. Have you been roped into trying it?
Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2017 09:19 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Gainzzzborough at February 25, 2017 09:20 PM (8HGb7)
Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2017 09:20 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2017 09:18 PM (GsAUU)
It's not real, we're just acting.
Posted by: Kay Parker at February 25, 2017 09:20 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: gNewt at February 25, 2017 09:10 PM (r6s/p)
I just take the pan off the stove, put it in the sink and run cold water over them for a few minutes.
Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at February 25, 2017 09:21 PM (D2vc1)
To make proper hardboiled eggs: fill a farberware pot with 2-3 inches of water, set stovetop grill to medium high. When the water is bubbling, use a spoon to *ease* the eggs into the water (you don't want them to crack and hemorrhage gooey eggwhite). Then wait ten minutes. You get perfect eggs. Yellow warm yolks. I sprinkle them with salt as I eat them.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 25, 2017 09:22 PM (W8bn5)
Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 09:22 PM (M3DRt)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 25, 2017 09:22 PM (NJYYf)
This reminds me of the time I overheard my then-little son talking to a friend of his. They were trying to do something ---I don't remember what --- and suddenly the boy says, "Let's ask Mama. She's real lazy! She knows the easiest way to do everything!"
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 25, 2017 09:16 PM (Nox3c)
LOL. I'll definitely pay more attention to your cooking tips in the future.
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 09:23 PM (sdi6R)
'Oh, do not ask what is it,' as Eliot said....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2017 09:23 PM (4qKgi)
Put eggs in large pot, cover with one inch of water. Bring to rolling boil. Cover the pot, remove from heat, let sit for 15 minutes. Drain water, shake eggs in pan to crack shells. Pour cold water and icecubes in pan and let sit until cubes are melted. Shells slip off.
Posted by: squeakywheel at February 25, 2017 09:24 PM (f31Us)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2017 09:27 PM (4qKgi)
'Oh, do not ask what is it,' as Eliot said....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2017 09:23 PM (4qKgi)
--Good call. I am not that adventurous when eating, but I'm probably more so than anyone who has not travelled in the developing world. I remember in Lima when my guide (then-girlfriend of my college best friend) showed me around the riot of festiveness during the Feast of St. Rose --a national holiday in Peru-- and wanted me to try some snack that mostly consisted of a live weevil. I told her, "after you," but she was not willing to walk the talk.
Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2017 09:28 PM (GsAUU)
I love the variations. Everyone seems to have their own tried and true method.
Posted by: washrivergal at February 25, 2017 09:29 PM (Ivjge)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 25, 2017 09:30 PM (Qk4LE)
Posted by: the chicken at February 25, 2017 09:30 PM (W8bn5)
Posted by: concrete girl at February 25, 2017 09:30 PM (d/dov)
Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 09:32 PM (M3DRt)
by hand, which cracked both of them. I should have lowered them in with
a spoon. Live and learn. They seem to have turned out OK, though.
You can probably tell that I'm not an expert cook.
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 08:36 PM (sdi6R)
Try this once and see what happens:
Poke a tiny pin-hole in the blunt end of each egg you plan on hard-boiling. That is where the air pocket is
Place the eggs in a sauce pan filled egg-deep with tap-cool water
Turn the burner on and bring it to a boil
Let it boil with the eggs for 4 - 8 minutes depending on how done you like your yolks
Pull the saucepan off the heat and put it in the sink, and run tap-cool water in a thin stream into the pan until the water is cool.
at any point past this you can peel and eat the eggs, but the less time you let them cool the smaller the bits of shell you will be able to take off, and the more you will cuss from burning your fingers on boiling hot egg white.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 25, 2017 09:32 PM (XMCn6)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 25, 2017 09:33 PM (XMCn6)
I love the variations. Everyone seems to have their own tried and true method.
Posted by: washrivergal
This isn't rocket science. It's simple. See my @662. Ignore these other bozos.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 25, 2017 09:34 PM (W8bn5)
Posted by: voiceover at February 25, 2017 09:34 PM (Qhqqb)
Posted by: Wenda (sic) at February 25, 2017 09:35 PM (Kr0FZ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2017 09:35 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 09:35 PM (M3DRt)
Posted by: freaked at February 25, 2017 08:53I
I beg to differ, I think my method uses less energy. Bring to a heavy boil, shut off right away.
Let sit for 15-20 minutes depending on how you like your egg. Lid on all the time.
This egg boiling thing has gotten as many posts in 2 days as anything else.
Posted by: Farmer at February 25, 2017 09:36 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 25, 2017 09:16 PM
Okay: that's hilarious. And adorable. Can I steal it?
Posted by: voiceover at February 25, 2017 09:37 PM (Qhqqb)
She's tolerant and accepting of my cuisine, and her family are always gracious and polite when I cook for them (But they do love my pastrami, and the Colonel has said it's not sunday dinner without my shashlik, so I'm making progress there.)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2017 09:37 PM (lutOX)
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at February 25, 2017 09:37 PM (75WaT)
Posted by: Weasel at February 25, 2017 09:39 PM (Sfs6o)
Any updates on the niece? I've asked the Rebbi to pray for her safety.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2017 09:40 PM (lutOX)
Put eggs in cold water, or boil it first, or whatever. Poke a hole in the air pocket if you're bored and want to poke holes in things. Cover it, or don't, and boil until you get bored or forget about them and then think "oh shit, there are eggs boiling on the stove". Drain the water, and once they're cool enough to touch, put them in the dog's bowl and mash them up with a spoon. Prepare yourself a proper ham and cheese omelet with mushrooms and some Tabasco. Remain upwind of the dog for the rest of the day.
Sounds pretty foolproof IMO.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 25, 2017 09:40 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Weasel at February 25, 2017 09:39 PM (Sfs6o)
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Really? They are so easy to make. Can't you see this!
Just looook at all the varied ways above.
Posted by: washrivergal at February 25, 2017 09:41 PM (Ivjge)
Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 09:41 PM (M3DRt)
Posted by: keena at February 25, 2017 09:43 PM (RiTnx)
Just looook at all the varied ways above.
Posted by: washrivergal at February 25, 2017 09:41 PM (Ivjge)
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I have an egg, a piece of toast, and a banana each morning on the way to work. Don't try and make the bread or the bananas either!!
Posted by: Weasel at February 25, 2017 09:43 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 25, 2017 09:43 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille
One of the most influential progammers, Larry Wall, the inventor of Perl, once said that the three most important virtues of the programmer are Laziness, impatience, and hubris.
If you use your intellect to eliminate doing tedious tasks later, that is a virtue. I predict great things for you and your kid.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 25, 2017 09:44 PM (W8bn5)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 25, 2017 09:44 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2017 09:44 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: DaveA at February 25, 2017 09:45 PM (8J/Te)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 25, 2017 09:46 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 09:46 PM (M3DRt)
Posted by: ALH at February 25, 2017 09:46 PM (Z56vq)
discussion: altitude. When I lived at sea level I had one foolproof
method. When we moved to MT (our house is exactly a mile high), it no
longer worked. I'm a rookie again.
Posted by: Wenda (sic) at February 25, 2017 09:35 PM (Kr0FZ)
You are at a high altitude and your water is boiling below 212F (because of atmospheric pressure at one mile high)
Get a pressure cooker, or expect to have to cook things longer.
You may want to fry and braise things instead of stewing them, by the way.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 25, 2017 09:47 PM (XMCn6)
Posted by: Weasel
Um, no. The yolks are green, cold and icky. It's better to have them freshly hardboiled. And don't weasels generally steal eggs from chicken nests?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 25, 2017 09:47 PM (W8bn5)
Boil gently for 8 minutes, then place the pan in the sink and run cold water into it for awhile.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 25, 2017 09:47 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: redc1c4, at February 25, 2017 09:48 PM (VQ6Gy)
Hence, this trans craze we have now.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45
Jenner sock off. What you say is partially true. But there are two types of transsexuals:
1: HTs "homosexual transsexuals". These are homosexual men who feel guilty about their desires. They think that if they "become" women this will somehow redeem them. They tend to transition earlier in life and tend to "pass" better. Examples: Calpurnia Adams, Blaire White.
2: ATs "autogynephilic transsexuals". These are people like Bruce Jenner, who are attracted to females, but because of ETLE (erotic target location error), they come to be turned on by the thought of themselves becoming female. A grotesque form of narcissism gone wrong. All ugly, unconvincing transsexuals who have been formerly married and have kids, like Zoey Tur, fall into this category.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 25, 2017 09:15 PM (W8bn5
Steve you have much knowledge in this area. Do you work in the field?
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 25, 2017 09:48 PM (58VE2)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 25, 2017 09:49 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2017 09:49 PM (4qKgi)
Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 09:49 PM (M3DRt)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 25, 2017 09:51 PM (W8bn5)
After awhile, Guest #1 receives sausage patties. Awhile later, Guest #2 receives sausage patties. Awhile later, Guest 3# receives 3 of 4 sausage links.
Later, the missing link arrives.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 25, 2017 09:51 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: redc1c4, at February 25, 2017 09:51 PM (VQ6Gy)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 25, 2017 09:51 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at February 25, 2017 09:51 PM (kP16F)
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It's a lot easier to just ask WeaselWoman to get a bag of eggs at the grocery store.
Posted by: Weasel at February 25, 2017 09:51 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: gNewt at February 25, 2017 09:51 PM (LWdJM)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2017 09:53 PM (4qKgi)
If you use your intellect to eliminate doing tedious tasks later, that is a virtue. I predict great things for you and your kid.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 25, 2017 09:44 PM (W8bn5)
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Now, that is an interesting take on it.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 25, 2017 09:53 PM (Nox3c)
I'm starting to think of Trump while slamming rhe ham these days.TMI, I know.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2017 09:53 PM (yU8SS)
I have an egg, a piece of toast, and a banana each morning on the way to work. Don't try and make the bread or the bananas either!!
Posted by: Weasel
Don't make banana bread and drive!
Posted by: Public Service Announcement at February 25, 2017 09:53 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Weasel at February 25, 2017 09:51 PM (Sfs6o)
If you just want eggs, sure. But if you want TASTY eggs...
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 25, 2017 09:54 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at February 25, 2017 09:54 PM (kP16F)
I know and get pickled eggs are a thing.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 25, 2017 09:54 PM (58VE2)
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such as "everything else in the compost barrel"...
yeah, no. i'd rank that right up there with brussel sprouts in the "not unless i'm starving to death" category of food.
Posted by: redc1c4, at February 25, 2017 09:54 PM (VQ6Gy)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2017 09:57 PM (4qKgi)
garum!
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 25, 2017 09:57 PM (WTSFk)
I remembered reading that, but I was too lazy to look up who said it.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 25, 2017 09:57 PM (6NnWN)
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I'm the guy who eats soup out of a can, cold, over the sink so I only have a spoon to rinse off. For breakfast, I'm more interested in the egg as fuel than as an big cuisine element.
Now, when I go somewhere fancy like Bob Evans, it's a different story!
Posted by: Weasel at February 25, 2017 09:58 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2017 09:59 PM (4qKgi)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe
No. I just have a perverse curiosity about leftist things. When the person who was on my Wheaties boxes when I was a kid in the 70's "came out", I just sniffed around and did a bit of research on the net to try to understand what had happened.
The psychologists who have the best grasp of this disorder are Ray Blanchard and Paul McHugh.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 25, 2017 09:59 PM (W8bn5)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 25, 2017 09:59 PM (tHwdc)
Where is Jen, the TMI Queen, these days? Her post on What Every Young Woman Should Know was epic. She should get a job touring middle schools
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 25, 2017 09:59 PM (6NnWN)
Posted by: redc1c4, at February 25, 2017 09:59 PM (VQ6Gy)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 25, 2017 09:59 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 25, 2017 09:51 PM (WTSFk)*
Wife of tbodie did some deviled eggs a while back and made the stuffing with the yoke, avacados, a little onion and something else.
No, I'm not much of a cook.
Posted by: tbodie at February 25, 2017 10:01 PM (6MUFb)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2017 10:01 PM (4qKgi)
the sink so I only have a spoon to rinse off. For breakfast, I'm more
interested in the egg as fuel than as an big cuisine element.
Now, when I go somewhere fancy like Bob Evans, it's a different story!
Posted by: Weasel at February 25, 2017 09:58 PM (Sfs6o)
Have you looked into the plastic spoon to save effort?
Do you like the Bob Evans Breakfast Puzzle? It's a real teaser!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 25, 2017 10:01 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 10:01 PM (M3DRt)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2017 10:03 PM (4qKgi)
Posted by: Panhandler at February 25, 2017 10:03 PM (ILwW3)
Posted by: tbodie at February 25, 2017 10:03 PM (6MUFb)
Do you like the Bob Evans Breakfast Puzzle? It's a real teaser!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 25, 2017 10:01 PM (tHwdc)
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yeah - a six course breakfast!
Posted by: Weasel at February 25, 2017 10:03 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: redc1c4, at February 25, 2017 09:59 PM
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Be sure to collect it, freeze, and cut up for use in all your soups and gravies!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 25, 2017 10:04 PM (Nox3c)
Beef blood is best, but my angel does love her some pig's blood, which
is twice un-kosher......
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan!
No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2017 09:57 PM
(4qKgi)
Morcilla is one of the most wonderful foodstuffs in the world.
It is a wonderfully seasoned blood sausage that is like paella in a casing. But I adore haggis too so I may not be your go-to for dinner planning.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 25, 2017 10:05 PM (XMCn6)
Where is Jen, the TMI Queen, these days? Her post on What Every Young Woman Should Know was epic. She should get a job touring middle schools
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 25, 2017 09:59 PM (6NnWN)
Agreed. That was one of the greatest comments in history.
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 10:07 PM (sdi6R)
and gets back this snark from Perez:
Call me Tom. And don't get too happy. @keithellison and I, and Democrats united across the country, will be your worst nightmare.
Dear Tom Toughguy: Our worst nightmare is Hillary and you will never ever be able to compete for that crown. What can you really do besides rig the next nomination which is years away...
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at February 25, 2017 10:08 PM (TixTl)
Of course there will be one this year. I say 20% chance next year. 2 % chance year three.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 25, 2017 10:45 PM (cOHS7)
My other hope is that Trump refuses to pardon anyone - as it would be overruling the people's (juries') decisions, and a president shouldn't do that. Besides, all of those imprisoned have appeals and requests for parole at their disposal. *He can pardon the T-day turkey, though.
Posted by: JCL at February 25, 2017 11:09 PM (GgH0v)
Posted by: Michael Haz at February 25, 2017 11:50 PM (c7mMC)
Bad news: His replacement will be Meryl Streep.
:-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 25, 2017 07:20 PM (u8kLQ)
And then maybe even they will get tired of all that.
Posted by: m at February 26, 2017 03:21 AM (3jGss)
Posted by: Don Juan at February 26, 2017 09:02 AM (hz7qA)
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