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People Who Butcher History Are Doomed To Be...Uh...Stupid
History is hard. It's harder for Occupy Democrats, apparently. pic.twitter.com/EOyBDCrZBF
— baldilocks (@JulietteAkinyi) February 24, 2017
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: It's me donna at February 25, 2017 10:36 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 25, 2017 10:36 AM (cuZZW)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 25, 2017 10:37 AM (cuZZW)
Posted by: 80's music fan at February 25, 2017 10:38 AM (PHcLa)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 25, 2017 10:38 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 10:39 AM (HDU3V)
That was sandwiched between the Spencer's Gifts, and Radio Shack at the Crestviewmont Mall.
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at February 25, 2017 10:39 AM (ceOrU)
Posted by: someoldguy at February 25, 2017 10:40 AM (9ZV4k)
Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 10:40 AM (HDU3V)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 25, 2017 10:40 AM (cuZZW)
Posted by: Leland at February 25, 2017 10:40 AM (D4rQ6)
Posted by: dantesed at February 25, 2017 10:41 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: Blake at February 25, 2017 10:41 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 25, 2017 10:42 AM (ppaKI)
Because if it was made afterward, that just multiplies the stupidity.
We answered that question, idiots. Go do something constructive with your time.
Posted by: Weak Geek at February 25, 2017 10:42 AM (Aanwn)
But the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor, right?
Posted by: dantesed at February 25, 2017 10:41 AM (88xKn)
Well, we all know that the great historian Senator Bluto Blutarsky could never be wrong.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 25, 2017 10:42 AM (cuZZW)
Posted by: lindarising schadenbutton! at February 25, 2017 10:43 AM (JNDQi)
Abraham Lincoln, Democrat
http://tinyurl.com/zaueva6
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 25, 2017 10:40 AM (cuZZW)
Yes, and they still push that bit of nonsense. 'Cuz it's on a plague, and shit'.
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at February 25, 2017 10:43 AM (ceOrU)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 25, 2017 10:44 AM (ppaKI)
Wants to be a sanctuary state.
Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 10:45 AM (HDU3V)
Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2017 10:46 AM (f4Fk1)
Posted by: StrawMan at February 25, 2017 10:46 AM (lidp8)
Posted by: Tuna at February 25, 2017 10:46 AM (jm1YL)
( compliments of F Company, 4th Armored Brigade and the Berlin Aviation Detachment )
Posted by: Billy Occam at February 25, 2017 10:46 AM (ihtYN)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 25, 2017 10:47 AM (Om16U)
Wants to be a sanctuary state.
Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 10:45 AM (HDU3V)
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I suggest a wall on the border of Connecticut to keep people in. Then ship all the illegals to Connecticut.
Posted by: Blake at February 25, 2017 10:47 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Zapp Branigan at February 25, 2017 10:47 AM (h1VJa)
Posted by: lindarising schadenbutton! at February 25, 2017 10:47 AM (JNDQi)
@blogho
White militia crosses Delaware in the middle of the night to slaughter peaceful campers. #HistoryByCNN
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 25, 2017 10:48 AM (Om16U)
Posted by: JoshO at February 25, 2017 10:48 AM (RBKix)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 25, 2017 10:48 AM (Om16U)
Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2017 10:46 AM (f4Fk1)
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The problem with weeping for leftists is that they're also vicious. Hard to be sympathetic toward someone who thinks you belong in a gulag.
Posted by: Blake at February 25, 2017 10:49 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: jim at February 25, 2017 10:49 AM (A0Ch9)
Posted by: SJW acing that HS history class at February 25, 2017 10:51 AM (f4Fk1)
Posted by: lindarising schadenbutton! at February 25, 2017 10:47 AM (JNDQi)
And some dude just got Ogilvy-ed.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 25, 2017 10:52 AM (sK2fh)
It's the Cliff Clavin Complex. Why actually study when you can just make shit up.
Posted by: Frasier Crane - Dr Frasier Crane at February 25, 2017 10:53 AM (w/bVh)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2017 10:53 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 25, 2017 10:47 AM (Om16U)
Seconded.
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at February 25, 2017 10:55 AM (ceOrU)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 25, 2017 10:56 AM (sK2fh)
No, kids today think history is stupid because it's the past. "And that's done! We have to think of the future."
I wonder if it is the same in cultures that honor their elderly?
Posted by: moki at February 25, 2017 10:56 AM (gfRCk)
Was this around the time the slaves were freed by the Democrats?
Posted by: jim at February 25, 2017 10:57 AM (A0Ch9)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2017 11:01 AM (KP5rU)
One point and I read military history as much as anyone was the Hacksaw Ridge story is fairly late in the war, he couldn't have been the first contentious objector in the army in WWII. Every ckmpany in the army had a medic and many were the pride of the company saving lives and the troops knew it. I thought maybe this was a very localized situation within that regiment. Just my thoughts on the movie which I think was fantastic.
Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 11:01 AM (HDU3V)
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 25, 2017 11:01 AM (APQfM)
Posted by: Mark Twain at February 25, 2017 11:01 AM (w/bVh)
and as a rule they don't know what happened on either occasion.
Posted by: Mark Twain at February 25, 2017 11:02 AM (w/bVh)
Posted by: CBD at 10:34 AM
Who could forget having a tube and ballon stuffed up your dickhole?!?!?
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 25, 2017 11:02 AM (wBzi3)
Posted by: Brianna Wu at February 25, 2017 11:02 AM (FqgrG)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 25, 2017 11:03 AM (KgpWR)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2017 11:03 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: The Incredibly Stupid Sarah Silverman at February 25, 2017 11:04 AM (qJhUV)
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at February 25, 2017 11:04 AM (ZFUt7)
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at February 25, 2017 11:04 AM (J70i0)
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 25, 2017 11:04 AM (APQfM)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 25, 2017 11:05 AM (flUys)
Posted by: The Incredibly Stupid Sarah Silverman at February 25, 2017 11:04 AM (qJhUV)
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I don't get it.
Posted by: Amy Shumer at February 25, 2017 11:05 AM (APQfM)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 25, 2017 11:05 AM (flUys)
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 25, 2017 11:01 AM
Napoleon was French. He built the Maginot line.
Posted by: huerfano at February 25, 2017 11:05 AM (jkkMG)
Posted by: Mark Twain at February 25, 2017 11:02 AM (w/bVh)
"Whatever it was, i'm sure it was racist. And evil. Evil and racist. Unless it was a brown person. Or a woman. Or a brown woman. Then it was Good. Unless it was Condi Rice. Then it was Evil. Oop! There's the bell. Gym class! Time to go wrassle a tranny!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 25, 2017 11:07 AM (sK2fh)
B. Hussein wanted to bring the Olympics to Chicago... for his own personal glory.
Coinky dink?
I think not!
Posted by: BurtTC at February 25, 2017 11:07 AM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: SJW acing that HS history class at February 25, 2017 11:07 AM (f4Fk1)
Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 11:08 AM (HDU3V)
Posted by: Franklin D. Roosevelt at February 25, 2017 11:08 AM (W8bn5)
Posted by: huerfano at February 25, 2017 11:05 AM (jkkMG)
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Ahh right. He hired Joan of Arc to manage the project.
Posted by: Amy Shumer at February 25, 2017 11:08 AM (APQfM)
Also , Warden's epic fisking of the WSJ's fake news story this week deserves a place in the Greatest Hitjobs Links.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 25, 2017 11:08 AM (KgpWR)
Posted by: CNN History at February 25, 2017 11:09 AM (O2xCn)
Obama vacations in volcanic island paradise!!
AAAAAAAHHHH!
Posted by: BurtTC at February 25, 2017 11:10 AM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at February 25, 2017 11:10 AM (TixTl)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 25, 2017 11:10 AM (OeQ/D)
Ok, I am done with conservatism. There is just too much evidence that Trump is a Nazi.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 25, 2017 11:11 AM (W8bn5)
Posted by: huerfano at February 25, 2017 11:05 AM (jkkMG)
Can't you people get anything right? The Belgians built the Maginot line to keep out the French which is why it didn't work when the Dutch swept through to conquer France and impose Catholicism, destroying the pagan and wonderful female wiccans, in the Seven Years War.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at February 25, 2017 11:11 AM (J70i0)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 25, 2017 11:11 AM (Pz4pT)
After thinking long and hard about this question, my answer it Yes.
Posted by: grammie winger at February 25, 2017 11:11 AM (bpfzP)
Posted by: Amy Shumer
She had all that experience building an arc. Plus collect all them animals
Posted by: Bruce at February 25, 2017 11:11 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 25, 2017 11:11 AM (APQfM)
Posted by: Hayao at February 25, 2017 11:12 AM (w/bVh)
Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2017 11:12 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 25, 2017 11:12 AM (flUys)
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 25, 2017 11:13 AM (APQfM)
It's stupid, but that's the rules of being a right winger, you pinion your right wing.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 25, 2017 11:13 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Hayao at February 25, 2017 11:12 AM (w/bVh)
so desu. ne?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 25, 2017 11:13 AM (sK2fh)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at February 25, 2017 11:13 AM (FqgrG)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2017 11:13 AM (ywNoU)
Posted by: huerfano at February 25, 2017 11:05 AM (jkkMG)
Can't you people get anything right? The Belgians built the Maginot line to keep out the French which is why it didn't work when the Dutch swept through to conquer France and impose Catholicism, destroying the pagan and wonderful female wiccans, in the Seven Years War.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at February 25, 2017 11:11 AM (J70i0)
True story: Seven Years War lasted more than 8 years.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 25, 2017 11:14 AM (Pz4pT)
Jackie had planned to make all the White House bathrooms transgender-friendly...her nickname was the "Pillbox Pioneer".
Posted by: kallisto at February 25, 2017 11:14 AM (nNdYv)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 25, 2017 11:12 AM (flUys)
Oh I see, you hate the mentally challenged, you h8ter.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at February 25, 2017 11:14 AM (J70i0)
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 25, 2017 11:14 AM (APQfM)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 25, 2017 11:14 AM (Pz4pT)
Lazy gallic bastards.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 25, 2017 11:14 AM (sK2fh)
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The Civil War was fought in 1964 between Nixon and JFK - and of course Eisenhower shot JFK in Gerald Ford's theater
The Renaissance was when they legalized abortion and freed the slaves also in 1964.
Carthage is in some southern state...maybe South Virgina???
Posted by: The Left at February 25, 2017 11:15 AM (aZq03)
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 11:15 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Skip
They do not believe in the Collective. THEY MUST BE PUNISHED. What about the poor people who cannot afford an F5 refresh key?
Elect me in 2020 and I will send them to the camps, where they belong.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 25, 2017 11:15 AM (W8bn5)
Posted by: BurtTC
They only quit fighting because the warranty on the tanks ran out.
Posted by: Bruce at February 25, 2017 11:15 AM (8ikIW)
That kid is sharp and is on a parallel with Tucker in the rising star/fun-to-watch category. Makes bloviating Bill O'Reilly look like Brit Hume.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 25, 2017 11:15 AM (KgpWR)
Posted by: tu3031 at February 25, 2017 11:15 AM (qJhUV)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 25, 2017 11:14 AM (Pz4pT)
War of 1812 lasted well into 1815. Fuckers!
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 25, 2017 11:15 AM (APQfM)
Posted by: t-bird at February 25, 2017 11:16 AM (k8DTS)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 25, 2017 11:16 AM (XMCn6)
Just like Babe Ruth.
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 11:16 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 25, 2017 11:17 AM (OeQ/D)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 25, 2017 11:17 AM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 25, 2017 11:14 AM (Pz4pT)
Lazy gallic bastards.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 25, 2017 11:14 AM (sK2fh)
Imagine the pressure though. You're fighting in the Seven Years War, it's been more than six long years... You see no end in sight.
How embarrassing, you couldn't get this thing done on time.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 25, 2017 11:17 AM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 25, 2017 11:17 AM (OeQ/D)
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He's buried in Grant's tomb.
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 25, 2017 11:17 AM (APQfM)
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 25, 2017 11:15 AM (APQfM)
It's called the war of 1812 'cause the final score was:
America 18
Indians 12
I mean, duhhhhh..
(hehe)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 25, 2017 11:18 AM (sK2fh)
Heh. Speaking of vacations, one of the MSMers are trying to make the case that Trump has spent more money flying to Mar a Lago in his first two months as POTUS than Obama did his whole first year, or whole presidency, something like that. Basically that he is spending more on vacations than Obama. Can someone put me some actual facts as to WH cost comparisons?
Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2017 11:18 AM (f4Fk1)
Posted by: t-bird at February 25, 2017 11:18 AM (hBig8)
I'm thinking the plan is to install Keith Ellison as head of DNC, thereby elevating his nationwide exposure as precursor of national presidential run. With 'super delegates' and the DNC machine behind him he could lock down the nomination pretty quickly.
Could be an early night on Election Day 2020.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at February 25, 2017 11:18 AM (ZFUt7)
____________________
I thought it was Lincoln and he's buried in the foundation of Giants stadium because he ended the French and Indian War by inventing football?
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at February 25, 2017 11:19 AM (FqgrG)
Posted by: SJW history major at February 25, 2017 11:19 AM (W8bn5)
Posted by: dantesed at February 25, 2017 11:19 AM (88xKn)
I mean srsly can these people even bathe without instruction?
Posted by: willow at February 25, 2017 11:19 AM (R7cwD)
Posted by: Bruce at February 25, 2017 11:19 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: The British at February 25, 2017 11:19 AM (aZq03)
Posted by: t-bird at February 25, 2017 11:18 AM (hBig
Old and busted: "Never look a gift horse in the mouth."
New Hotness....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 25, 2017 11:19 AM (sK2fh)
About 7 years ago, I was eating lunch in one of the university dining halls and this earnest young lady came up and asked if I would participate in a questionnaire of WWII for her history class. After answering all 10 questions correctly, she response was, "Wow, you're the first person to get them all!" These were questions along the line of "Who bombed Pearl Harbor?" and similar straightforward bits of trivial historical knowledge.
Posted by: Retired Buckey Cop is now an engineer at February 25, 2017 11:19 AM (5Yee7)
Posted by: willow at February 25, 2017 11:20 AM (R7cwD)
Posted by: t-bird at February 25, 2017 11:20 AM (k8DTS)
Posted by: dantesed
Nothing worse then getting shot in your Sarajevo.
Posted by: Bruce at February 25, 2017 11:20 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: BurtTC
They only quit fighting because the warranty on the tanks ran out.
Posted by: Bruce at February 25, 2017 11:15 AM (8ikIW)
Video games have already been released, like when Madden 2018 comes out in 2017.
Four Years War (for Playstation 1)
Five Years War (for Playstation 2)
Six Years War (for Playstation 3)
Seven Years War (Playstation 4)
Suddenly they stop making new Playstations.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 25, 2017 11:21 AM (Pz4pT)
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Ignorant people are easier to control. That is why the left has changed the job of school from educating to mis-educating.
If you teach kids how to think and learn on their own, they aren't going to grow up to be democrats are they?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 25, 2017 11:21 AM (aZq03)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 25, 2017 11:21 AM (flUys)
Posted by: willow at February 25, 2017 11:21 AM (R7cwD)
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at February 25, 2017 11:21 AM (TixTl)
America 18
Indians 12
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Too many injuries. We weren't playing our first string.
Posted by: Karthikeya at February 25, 2017 11:21 AM (KgpWR)
Posted by: Keith Ellison at February 25, 2017 11:21 AM (89T5c)
Posted by: Bruce at February 25, 2017 11:20 AM (8ikIW)
Way too close to Split for comfort.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 25, 2017 11:21 AM (sK2fh)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2017 11:21 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: John "Bluto" Blutarski at February 25, 2017 11:22 AM (HwVbl)
Posted by: willow at February 25, 2017 11:22 AM (R7cwD)
Posted by: Bluto at February 25, 2017 11:23 AM (aZq03)
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 25, 2017 11:23 AM (APQfM)
Posted by: dantesed
Nothing worse then getting shot in your Sarajevo.
Posted by: Bruce at February 25, 2017 11:20 AM (8ikIW)
It's not the fact that you were shot in your Sarajevo, it's the Princip of the thing.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 25, 2017 11:23 AM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: SJW history major at February 25, 2017 11:23 AM (W8bn5)
Well, we all know that the great historian Senator Bluto Blutarsky could never be wrong.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 25, 2017 10:42 AM (cuZZW)
The photo of "Senator Blutarsky" at the end was perhaps the single funniest moment in that movie. Which is saying a lot, because the whole movie was funny as hell.
I thought it was hilarious at the time, but thirty years later, I have no doubt that many real-life senators were Blutos in college.
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 11:23 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: willow at February 25, 2017 11:24 AM (R7cwD)
I was dining at a Paris restaurant with some folks I'd met in my travels. The discussion turned to the sights and sounds of the city. A young woman, about 23, noted there was a boulevard named after FDR: "Why is there a street in Paris named after him?
Posted by: kallisto at February 25, 2017 11:24 AM (nNdYv)
As for "history" and Democrats do not be too quick to castigate them for lack of knowledge. IMO lack of knowledge of history is rampant across all society. Few people bother to get anymore history than the pablum in public schools and what is on TV.
The stuff in schools is so shallow they may as well not teach it and the stuff on TV is 99.9% lies.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 25, 2017 11:25 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 25, 2017 11:25 AM (KgpWR)
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at February 25, 2017 11:25 AM (TixTl)
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 25, 2017 11:25 AM (APQfM)
Posted by: tu3031 at February 25, 2017 11:25 AM (qJhUV)
You want facts on the previous admin?
Funny.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at February 25, 2017 11:25 AM (MINbv)
Holy Schnikes, is there anything Hitler didn't do?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2017 11:25 AM (v1g1+)
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Perhaps, but nowadays most Democrats would rather be Dean Wormer...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 25, 2017 11:26 AM (aZq03)
Posted by: kallisto at February 25, 2017 11:24 AM (nNdYv)
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He was married to Jackie, who is French. Duh.
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 25, 2017 11:26 AM (APQfM)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 25, 2017 11:26 AM (OeQ/D)
Obviously Trump is working for the Chinese!
Posted by: 18-1 at February 25, 2017 11:26 AM (aZq03)
years later, I have no doubt that many real-life senators were Blutos in
college.
Posted by: rickl
Al Franken
Posted by: Niedermeyer at February 25, 2017 11:26 AM (w/bVh)
Posted by: Ripley at February 25, 2017 11:27 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: CNN at February 25, 2017 11:27 AM (W8bn5)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at February 25, 2017 11:27 AM (FqgrG)
Fortunately this Belgian guy named Eben Emael gave them sanctuary status.
But Petain was a Syphilitic loser who cared more about forms and language than about any real action.
So TRUMP
Posted by: Social Justice Barrista - AP history student at February 25, 2017 11:28 AM (XMCn6)
anyway check into probiotics if you are on the heavy stuff antiboitically
Posted by: willow at February 25, 2017 11:28 AM (R7cwD)
141 . Basically that he is spending more on vacations than Obama. Can someone put me some actual facts as to WH cost comparisons?"
I saw someone posited this as "Trump has already spent more of the taxpayers' money on vacations than Obama did in his eight years in office!"
Hang-banging dumb...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2017 11:28 AM (v1g1+)
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Duh, he built the Eiffel Tower when he sent the Japanese into internment camps.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 25, 2017 11:28 AM (aZq03)
Posted by: #neverskankles
Something tells me that old Warren is just gaslighting us.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at February 25, 2017 11:28 AM (S6Pax)
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 25, 2017 11:28 AM (APQfM)
Posted by: Ripley at February 25, 2017 11:28 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Hillary goes to Bosnia! at February 25, 2017 11:29 AM (89T5c)
Posted by: Abraham Lincoln at February 25, 2017 11:29 AM (W8bn5)
Posted by: willow at February 25, 2017 11:29 AM (R7cwD)
Obviously Trump is working for the Chinese!
Posted by: 18-1 at February 25, 2017 11:26 AM (aZq03)
Trump wants to build a wall.
Bob Vila built walls.
Bob Vila is obviously a illegal messican.
Therefore.....
Posted by: BurtTC at February 25, 2017 11:29 AM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup
You walk down the beach in Jamaica, even the highway, and within five minutes someone offers to sell you weed. It's been my experience that the trip back into the US, through customs is always painstakingly slow.
Especially if the pot sniffing dogs get excited when they wander through the luggage.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at February 25, 2017 11:30 AM (ZFUt7)
Posted by: Occupoop Democrats at February 25, 2017 11:30 AM (Tyii7)
Posted by: willow at February 25, 2017 11:30 AM (R7cwD)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at February 25, 2017 11:30 AM (S6Pax)
France fought an actual war with Mexico.
Germany, under Hitler fought France.
Therefore Trump is worse than Hitler.
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 25, 2017 11:30 AM (APQfM)
The Berlin Wall was built to stop Germans from leaving East Germany.
And obviously the only thing stopping all these liberals from moving to Mexico to flee Trump is the Trump wall...right?
Oh...it hasn't been built yet? Um....
Posted by: 18-1 at February 25, 2017 11:31 AM (aZq03)
Vladimir Putin is Eva Braun and Adolf Hitler's love child!
(His embryo was cryogenically frozen beneath the Reichstag until the Rooskies discovered it when they rebuilt Hitler's Berlin Wall!)
Bat Boy Lives!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2017 11:31 AM (v1g1+)
Posted by: Abraham Lincoln at February 25, 2017 11:29 AM (W8bn5)
Speaking English is not really a prerequisite, old chum.
Posted by: House of Windsor at February 25, 2017 11:31 AM (Pz4pT)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/hypvyqz
Of course it comes along when I am unable to buy...
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 25, 2017 11:31 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Ripley
Building hotels is just like an invasion
Or rape
Or both.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at February 25, 2017 11:31 AM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 25, 2017 11:31 AM (flUys)
Posted by: Abraham Lincoln at February 25, 2017 11:29 AM (W8bn5)
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Those vampires were pretty tough to kill weren't they?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 25, 2017 11:32 AM (aZq03)
Gee, worse than that vampire king and his coven?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 25, 2017 11:32 AM (NOIQH)
You want facts on the previous admin?
Funny.
Posted by: Anon a mouse
i) I don't care even if it's true. He's not a traitorous pile of dogshit like Barack Obama.
ii) He does shit every day, even weekends. When did he take these "vacations"?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 25, 2017 11:32 AM (W8bn5)
Posted by: kallisto at February 25, 2017 11:24 AM (nNdYv)
It is sad. The lack of teaching history is purposeful: if you don't have a heritage, there is nothing to preserve.
I am fortunate that I share an office with a young engineer that is a big American Civil War buff. We get to debate various aspects of the Late Unpleasantness in an intelligent fashion.
Posted by: Retired Buckey Cop is now an engineer at February 25, 2017 11:32 AM (5Yee7)
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 25, 2017 11:32 AM (APQfM)
vic, we had a argument about you peripherally , antibiotics,c'diff, and probiotics.
anyway check into probiotics if you are on the heavy stuff antiboitically
Posted by: willow at February 25, 2017 11:28 AM (R7cwD)
I have to take what they prescribe but the antibiotics will not be long anyway.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 25, 2017 11:32 AM (mpXpK)
Answer hazy ask again later.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at February 25, 2017 11:30 AM (S6Pax)
FIFY
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2017 11:33 AM (v1g1+)
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at February 25, 2017 11:33 AM (TixTl)
Posted by: #neverskankles
Actually, is was WoRlD WaR! Electrik Bugaloo
Posted by: Bruce at February 25, 2017 11:33 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: CNN at February 25, 2017 11:33 AM (FqgrG)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 25, 2017 11:33 AM (aZq03)
Posted by: Ivan Turgenev at February 25, 2017 11:33 AM (w/bVh)
or he's gonna send us to camps, maybe guantonimo bay.
or he will allow us to think for ourselves and omg we're doomed .
mixing memes
Posted by: willow at February 25, 2017 11:33 AM (R7cwD)
Just sours the rest of the other videos when you know the shit they get wrong.
Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2017 11:33 AM (cAnNx)
http://www.factcheck.org/2008/09/
biden-fdr-and-the-invention-of-television/
Posted by: hambone at February 25, 2017 11:33 AM (iynDC)
Posted by: Jesse Ventura, Off the Grid at February 25, 2017 11:34 AM (89T5c)
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at February 25, 2017 11:33 AM (TixTl)
___
It's true. Our 22 year old intern googled it.
Posted by: CNN at February 25, 2017 11:34 AM (APQfM)
Posted by: ronsfi at February 25, 2017 11:34 AM (WC165)
Columbus sailed the blue
he hit a rock
and broke his c**k
and p*ssed all over his crew.
If that still exists, then elementary school kids still know the gist of 1 famous date in history.
Posted by: LilBabyNewYear2017 at February 25, 2017 11:34 AM (NnnZy)
And now back to Constitutional Law for Dummies.
Posted by: Barry Soetoro at February 25, 2017 11:34 AM (qJhUV)
jmho I'm not the boss of you.
Posted by: willow at February 25, 2017 11:34 AM (R7cwD)
Trump wants to build a wall.
Bob Vila built walls.
Bob Vila is obviously a illegal messican.
Therefore.....
Posted by: BurtTC at February 25, 2017 11:29 AM (Pz4pT)
Bob Vila is a Nazi. Or a Communist.
Whichever one of them builds walls.
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 11:35 AM (sdi6R)
***
Amusingly, the primary force behind the slave trade were...sub-Saharan Africans.
Yeah, the Portuguese, French, etc bought said slaves...but they weren't the ones that reduced said poor people to a state of slavery...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 25, 2017 11:35 AM (aZq03)
Posted by: InCali at February 25, 2017 11:35 AM (no7ao)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 25, 2017 11:33 AM (aZq03)
____
Corona beer obviously.
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 25, 2017 11:35 AM (APQfM)
Nope! The best one is the one played by Aaron Eckhart - he's survived two kidnapping/hostage/terrorist assassination attacks!
Posted by: Lizzy at February 25, 2017 11:35 AM (NOIQH)
Pink Floyd made an album called the wall
Trump wants to build a wall
All in all Trump is just another brick in the wall
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 25, 2017 11:36 AM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 25, 2017 11:36 AM (flUys)
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 25, 2017 11:37 AM (APQfM)
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at February 25, 2017 11:37 AM (oQQwD)
Posted by: CNN at February 25, 2017 11:33 AM (FqgrG)
15 must be the number of earplugs it holds.
Posted by: Huffing Tons of Post at February 25, 2017 11:37 AM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: Cicero
****
Why are all your male slaves walking funny?
Huh?
What's a "circumcision"?
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 25, 2017 11:38 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2017 11:40 AM (5req4)
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 25, 2017 11:37 AM (APQfM)
No, Sam Alamo was the general of the Texan army.
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 11:40 AM (sdi6R)
Two of the three answered 1876.
The history major though redeemed the group with her answer of 1816.
When declared wrong she shrugged and giggled.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 25, 2017 11:40 AM (wPiJc)
Hang-banging dumb...
--
Yeah - supposedly Trump spent $70 million on travel during that first month, and Obama spent about $10 million a year. Both of which seem way, way off.
I think the number for Obama was just counting the cost of using Air Force One to get around. (Not hotels, SS, etc.)
The number for Trump must include the full market value of Mar-a-lago or something.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at February 25, 2017 11:40 AM (10LGw)
George McGovern, Walter Mondale and Michael Dukakis...
Elizabeth Warren 2020?
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at February 25, 2017 11:40 AM (TixTl)
98 In the photo, Trump is giving the Nazi salute, while Hitler is pointing to the upper deck where he is about to hit a homer.
It's not a homuh!
Ground rule double... dammit!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2017 11:40 AM (v1g1+)
Yes, and they still push that bit of nonsense. 'Cuz it's on a plague, and shit'.
What kind of sickness is this?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2017 11:40 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 25, 2017 11:35 AM (NOIQH)
Those movies are a bit stupid but kind of fun. The storming of the White House in "Olympus Has Fallen" is pretty intense. Of course, you have to over-look the difficulty of the bad guys smuggling an AC-130 into the US.
Posted by: Retired Buckey Cop is now an engineer at February 25, 2017 11:41 AM (5Yee7)
George McGovern, Walter Mondale and Michael Dukakis...
Elizabeth Warren 2020?
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup
Yoo-Hoo!!!
Posted by: Hillary at February 25, 2017 11:41 AM (fWLrt)
Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2017 11:33 AM (cAnNx)
Same is true of virtually every newspaper and tv nooz report. If there is a story about a topic of which you have some expertise, you see the absolute balderdash and popcockery, so you are forced to conclude all the other stories they tell, about subjects you are less knowledgeable of, must also contain such blatant inaccuracies...
And of course, you be right.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 25, 2017 11:41 AM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: willow
====
Yeah. Right.
Says the person that cast me into The Banned Zone for almost 15 minutes last week.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 25, 2017 11:41 AM (KgpWR)
When declared wrong she shrugged and giggled.
Must have been a gender history major.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 25, 2017 11:42 AM (Tyii7)
1) Slavery was "invented" by....?
Answer: it has existed as far back as we can trace.
2) Slavery was ended by...?
Answer: It was mostly ended by fundamentalist Christians in the US, UK, and France. It still exists today though throughout the Muslim world.
3) What triggered the American Revolutionary War?
Answer: The British decided to implement "common sense gun control" and the Americans said Molon Labe motherfuckers. Every July 4th you are celebrating the right to shoot gun grabbers.
4) Eugenics was terrible...but where did the ideas come from?
Answer: Progressives in the late 19th and early 20th century saw Darwinism to mean that there were people with good and bad genes - and that government should eliminate those bad genes. They saw eugenics as a core part of the new scientific government.
5) Have religions started most wars?
Answer: No. There are actually rather few wars primarily started by religion...but those that have been, were started almost exclusively because of Islam. See the Crusades (started by the Muslims conquest of Asia Minor) and the original conquests of the Caliphate.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 25, 2017 11:42 AM (aZq03)
Posted by: geoffb5 at February 25, 2017 11:42 AM (d3wbb)
Posted by: President Josh Bartlett at February 25, 2017 11:42 AM (qJhUV)
just sayin
Posted by: willow at February 25, 2017 11:42 AM (R7cwD)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 25, 2017 11:42 AM (wBzi3)
Posted by: Ripley at February 25, 2017 11:27 AM (1BQGO)
I was already bombed...
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary (WWNBPOTUS) at February 25, 2017 11:43 AM (sK2fh)
After I picked my jaw up from off the floor, I mapped out a timeline for her. I have never met since then someone who managed to graduate high school and be so particularly unscathed by historical knowledge.
Posted by: Sgt. Mom at February 25, 2017 11:43 AM (xnmPy)
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 25, 2017 11:37 AM (APQfM)
No, Sam Alamo was the general of the Texan army.
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 11:40 AM (sdi6R)
No no... Sam Dallas.
Posted by: Rick Parry at February 25, 2017 11:43 AM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 25, 2017 11:37 AM (APQfM)
No, Sam Alamo was the general of the Texan army.
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 11:40 AM (sdi6R)
And he is famous for getting them to the field of battle in Rent a Cars!
Posted by: The Incorrigible Don Quixote! at February 25, 2017 11:43 AM (qf6WZ)
--------
Duh, it's a holiday!
Posted by: lindarising schadenbutton! at February 25, 2017 11:43 AM (JNDQi)
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 11:43 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2017 11:43 AM (v1g1+)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 25, 2017 11:44 AM (kTF2Z)
___
[Agent 1]Why are those Mexicans carrying plane parts and...a minigun? And...Korans?
[Agent 2]Fuck if I know but President Hillary says we have to leave them alone.
Posted by: Two border patrol agents watching the border at February 25, 2017 11:44 AM (aZq03)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 25, 2017 11:44 AM (W8bn5)
Posted by: Riy at February 25, 2017 11:45 AM (fWLrt)
Give her credit for knowing that there was a Protestant Reformation, or ancient Romans.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 25, 2017 11:45 AM (OeQ/D)
Yes, the Left can count on a few sob stories about real or perceived discrimination when going through customs. Funny how the MSM had so little time to cover Napolitano's/Jeh Johnson's TSA abuse of American just trying to fly withing the US, huh?
However, Trump can just as easily count on a terror attack reminding people *why* people are being more stringently vetted upon entering the country.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 25, 2017 11:45 AM (NOIQH)
And that's why the KKK loves baseball!!!
Posted by: The Incredibly Stupid Sarah Silverman at February 25, 2017 11:45 AM (qJhUV)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 25, 2017 11:45 AM (rF0hx)
Posted by: Libertarian Presidential Candidate at February 25, 2017 11:46 AM (APQfM)
can't place the Berlin Wall and Hitler on a timeline of history.
But the Berlin Wall identifies as having been built by Hitler.
(Actually, part of it ran almost right over Hitler's bunker.)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 25, 2017 11:46 AM (SRKgf)
After I picked my jaw up from off the floor, I mapped out a timeline for her. I have never met since then someone who managed to graduate high school and be so particularly unscathed by historical knowledge.
You left out the clause, "after down two large stiff shots of brandy (to make sure that I was conscious)" from that sentence.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2017 11:46 AM (v1g1+)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 25, 2017 11:46 AM (W8bn5)
#TOLERANCE
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at February 25, 2017 11:47 AM (TixTl)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 25, 2017 11:47 AM (flUys)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboror, VT at February 25, 2017 11:48 AM (WmgTn)
Posted by: Zombie Davy Crockett at February 25, 2017 11:48 AM (Tyii7)
flight attempt. We'll probably never know what happened.
Heard he was killing aliens in LA....
Posted by: Lizzy at February 25, 2017 11:48 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 25, 2017 11:48 AM (KgpWR)
Posted by: gracepc at February 25, 2017 11:48 AM (OU4q6)
#TOLERANCE
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at February 25, 2017 11:47 AM (TixTl)
____
I'm not "white" so I'm cool right?
Posted by: Liz Warren at February 25, 2017 11:48 AM (APQfM)
Just like Babe Ruth.
Posted by: rickl
I tried my best. But I must confess I think this is the threadwinner.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 25, 2017 11:48 AM (W8bn5)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2017 11:49 AM (v1g1+)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 25, 2017 11:49 AM (wPiJc)
'black lives matter,' I'm going to punch you in the mouth." - Leslie
Jones
#TOLERANCE
Well, someone has noticed the lame virtue-signalling of hipster SJWers in NYC.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 25, 2017 11:49 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 25, 2017 11:37 AM (APQfM)
No, Sam Alamo was the general of the Texan army.
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 11:40 AM (sdi6R)
And he is famous for getting them to the field of battle in Rent a Cars!
Posted by: The Incorrigible Don Quixote! at February 25, 2017 11:43 AM (qf6WZ)
Taxis, old chum. To the Marne! Meters up!!
Posted by: Gen'l Joe Gallieni at February 25, 2017 11:49 AM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 25, 2017 11:49 AM (APQfM)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 25, 2017 11:46 AM (W8bn5)
===============
Heh. Lefties used to be miserably humorless ... and now they've gone and killed parody.
Posted by: ShainS at February 25, 2017 11:50 AM (mt8X9)
just suggesting
not bossing
and uh, that's when I decide--------. is in my best interest.
Posted by: willow at February 25, 2017 11:50 AM (R7cwD)
--------
Yep. Idiots.
How hard would it have been for the Leftards to find a photo of Hitler where he was actually giving, you know, the Nazi salute?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 25, 2017 11:51 AM (OeQ/D)
(Actually, part of it ran almost right over Hitler's bunker.)[-i]
I know, right?
-- zombie Rachel Corrie
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2017 11:51 AM (v1g1+)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 25, 2017 11:51 AM (KgpWR)
Posted by: TexasDan at February 25, 2017 11:51 AM (yL25O)
#TOLERANCE
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup
If you say something and a rabid chimp tries to attack you, dial 911 for animal control.
What if Milo said, "Criminal lives, even black ones, don't matter"?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 25, 2017 11:51 AM (W8bn5)
Final Jeopardy question referenced the Presidential campaign of the
"rail splitter", and the contestants had to guess the year in question.
Two of the three answered 1876.
The history major though redeemed the group with her answer of 1816.
When declared wrong she shrugged and giggled.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 25, 2017 11:40 AM (wPiJc)
They were just messing with you. Their answers average to 1856, and that's pretty close.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 25, 2017 11:52 AM (SRKgf)
***
Eh...I'd say he is in the top 5, but he's not #1.
Ahead of him I think you'd have to put Marx, Mohammed, Mao, Stalin.
Hitler murdered 12 Million people or so and started WWII.
How many people have been killed because of Marx and Mohammed?
Mao killed 73M people and was responsible for the Chinese Civil war (8M) and Korean war (1M)
Stalin killed 43M, is partially responsible for WWII (50M) and fully responsible for the Winter War (.5M)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 25, 2017 11:52 AM (aZq03)
The primary force was economics: the introduction of rice, cotton, and sugar-cane into the Nile, Iraq, and Khuzestan. The Muslims were taking over from the Persians as landlords at the time. That meant someone had to be the middleman, to get the cheap labour from point A to point B. Arab literature is consistent in fingering the Jews for mediating this trade.
So Farrakhan's right, as far as that goes.
Where he's being an asshole about it, is in assigning blood-guilt to the Jewish race for shit that some Jews did twelve centuries ago.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 25, 2017 11:52 AM (6FqZa)
Maybe history will devolve into a rap off. Like Keynes vs Hayek.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at February 25, 2017 11:52 AM (FtrY1)
Posted by: Cice
****
Hence the famous phrase:
Oh the humanity!
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 25, 2017 11:52 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Zombie St. Pancake at February 25, 2017 11:52 AM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 25, 2017 11:52 AM (KgpWR)
With all due respect, it was the Chinese. Same guys that built that one in China. They are great wall builders. Everybody knows that.
Posted by: gracepc at February 25, 2017 11:52 AM (OU4q6)
Posted by: Zombie St. Pancake at February 25, 2017 11:53 AM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Mrs JTB at February 25, 2017 11:53 AM (5ZhDL)
And that's why the KKK loves baseball!!!
Posted by: The Incredibly Stupid Sarah Silverman at February 25, 2017 11:45 AM (qJhUV)
Why, Randy Johnson and Pedro Martinez had so many rabid rayciss fans, they formed KKKKKKKKKKKKK clubs and attended all their games!
Posted by: Sath Rogaine at February 25, 2017 11:53 AM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 25, 2017 11:53 AM (nRix8)
but I have to think about it.
Posted by: willow at February 25, 2017 11:53 AM (R7cwD)
Posted by: Tea Leoni at February 25, 2017 11:53 AM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 25, 2017 11:54 AM (KgpWR)
Hitler actually a rather fey Nazi salute, elbow bent, fingers bent, like a sort of "whatever" salute. I always thought that that was curious. Maybe he did it so much he couldn't be bothered.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 25, 2017 11:54 AM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Pupil of Jesse Ventura. at February 25, 2017 11:54 AM (89T5c)
of State has been undone! They might as well just cancel us!
Hey, at least you've had more than one season to make America a more perfect progressive state!
Posted by: Geena Davis at February 25, 2017 11:55 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
*****
Sadly, your statement hits close to home. Imagine young doctors calculating drug dosages the same way.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 25, 2017 11:56 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2017 11:56 AM (v1g1+)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 25, 2017 11:56 AM (flUys)
me, "sure, but I need to clairify my meaning a few more times"
just sayin!
him,'snicker"
he's a good guy.
Posted by: willow at February 25, 2017 11:56 AM (R7cwD)
Posted by: Chris Cuomo at February 25, 2017 11:57 AM (mt8X9)
"I know, right?" - Obama, who gave a Marine a salute while holding a Starbucks cup in his hand.
Posted by: Lizzy [/1] at February 25, 2017 11:57 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: The Onion at February 25, 2017 11:57 AM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 25, 2017 11:57 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 25, 2017 11:46 AM (W8bn5)
I think you might be on to something there.
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 11:57 AM (sdi6R)
They did pretty well uniting the other Phoenician colonies, and in taking over Spain, and in fending off the Berbers; but against Rome not so much.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 25, 2017 11:58 AM (6FqZa)
Ahead of him I think you'd have to put Marx, Mohammed, Mao, Stalin.
Hitler murdered 12 Million people or so and started WWII.
How many people have been killed because of Marx and Mohammed?
Mao killed 73M people and was responsible for the Chinese Civil war (8M) and Korean war (1M)
Stalin killed 43M, is partially responsible for WWII (50M) and fully responsible for the Winter War (.5M)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 25, 2017 11:52 AM (aZq03)
The difference? We conquered Nazi Germany, and shone light on its crimes. We never conquered Mao's China (nor of course Mohammed's caliphate). With respect to Mao, let's face it, there's no small amount of racism involved in assessing his crimes. A lot of people, especially leftists, are willing to shrug them off, figuring "Yeah, he killed a lot of Chinese. BFD."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 25, 2017 11:58 AM (SRKgf)
Posted by: willow at February 25, 2017 11:58 AM (R7cwD)
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at February 25, 2017 11:59 AM (Tyii7)
Thanks Baldilocks. That is an absolutely spot on comment.
No, kids today think history is stupid because it's the past. "And that's done! We have to think of the future."
I wonder if it is the same in cultures that honor their elderly?
Posted by: moki at February 25, 2017 10:56 AM (gfRCk)
Heh. One of my idiot prog BiL's offered this bit of "advice" to our son as he was preparing to deploy to A-stan:
"Remember to be in the present. That's advice from one of our life coach friends."
As son said when he was out of earshot, "Jeez, seriously? I was going to focus on what I had for breakfast the day before and try to project myself into the future."
Liberals, I don't care how many degrees they have, are mentally immature.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2017 11:59 AM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 25, 2017 11:59 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Lizzy [/1] at February 25, 2017 11:57 AM (NOIQH)
I think Obama's salute was fey because he has expressive wrists. IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 25, 2017 12:00 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 25, 2017 12:00 PM (flUys)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 25, 2017 11:56 AM (flUys)
It's hard to imagine that puns can start wars and lead to great suffering and loss of life, but the Punic Wars should stand as a lesson to all of us.
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 12:00 PM (sdi6R)
Hitler actually a rather fey Nazi salute, elbow bent, fingers bent, like a sort of "whatever" salute. I always thought that that was curious. Maybe he did it so much he couldn't be bothered.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 25, 2017 11:54 AM (SRKgf)
Trying to find the Eddie Izzard bit about Nazi salutes, and found this one instead, which is quite relevant to the thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpcxfsjIIbM
Posted by: BurtTC at February 25, 2017 12:00 PM (Pz4pT)
===
"Be the ball, Danny. Be the ball."
" You're not being the ball, Danny"
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 25, 2017 12:00 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2017 12:00 PM (ZO497)
Was this before or after he was in charge of the A-Team?
Posted by: tu3031 at February 25, 2017 12:01 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: willow at February 25, 2017 12:01 PM (R7cwD)
Posted by: Lizzy [/1] at February 25, 2017 11:57 AM (NOIQH)
At least the Marine wasn't being forced to hold a damned umbrella for Princess Prissypants.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2017 12:01 PM (PY9jH)
'black lives matter,' I'm going to punch you in the mouth." - Leslie
Jones
Okay, Black lives don't matter.
You happy now?
Posted by: Bruce at February 25, 2017 12:01 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2017 11:59 AM (PY9jH)
Just exactly what the hell IS a life coach, anyway?
"Go, team, go! Remember your blocking assignments!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 25, 2017 12:01 PM (SRKgf)
All I know is that Muldoon is constantly trying to revive the Punic Wars.
And there are folks here who encourage him to do so.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2017 12:01 PM (v1g1+)
Posted by: Keith Ellison DNC Chair at February 25, 2017 12:02 PM (FqgrG)
Lower Real Estate values in the District of Columbia and the surrounding areas.
Posted by: Dr Mudd at February 25, 2017 12:02 PM (LD6vw)
305 "Remember to be in the present. That's advice from one of our life coach friends."
That's the first rule of fetching young womyns who pop out of cakes, too.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2017 12:03 PM (v1g1+)
All I know is that Muldoon is constantly trying to revive the Punic Wars.
=====
Carpet vs hardwood is really contentious topic.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 25, 2017 12:03 PM (KgpWR)
If PTD has 8 years of giving us our wildest dreams, this will still be a problem needing a fix.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 25, 2017 12:03 PM (Oeb2k)
All I know is that Muldoon is constantly trying to revive the Punic Wars.
And there are folks here who encourage him to do so.
--------
This thing will get out of control and we'll all be lucky to live through it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 25, 2017 12:03 PM (OeQ/D)
"Sadly these dummies are now occupying HR departments and other positions that give them power over peoples lives."
This is the Soviet style of "Water-empire."
Posted by: geoffb5 at February 25, 2017 12:03 PM (d3wbb)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2017 12:03 PM (ZO497)
It's odd - I'm half Chinese but have never had any interest in Chinese history. It's all boring. As far as I'm concerned the most evil Chinese person is a tie between Doctor Fu Manchu and Doctor Klahn. My mother's accent still cracks me up.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 25, 2017 12:03 PM (W8bn5)
mapped out a timeline for her. I have never met since then someone who
managed to graduate high school and be so particularly unscathed by
historical knowledge.
Posted by: Sgt. Mom at February 25, 2017 11:43 AM (xnmPy)
She asked, she cared and she thought it was important. That is the tragedy though. Students want to learn and get shut down by teachers who don't care, who don't want to teach and do as little as possible, and/or who care more about what they know and what power that gives them than they do about actually teaching and doing, you know, their jobs.
An aside here. Back 3 generations I have teachers in my family, from my Grandparents on down. They all cared more about teaching and getting information into heads than they cared about their status and dignity and the power it gave them.
Then I talk to dick-head trainers who care more about how important they are and how that reflects on their status in that they don't have to actually do the work, and can't teach worth a damn, can't restate a lecture point to be understood by anyone else, and never go back over anything to catch up the slow students.
There are a lot of failures out there with no way to get them off the backs of the students and the schools, and they do positive harm to kids that have to learn and become functional adults. They teach the kids they are failures for not learning, and can't learn, and once that is taught it so so so hard to teach them anything.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 25, 2017 12:04 PM (XMCn6)
Posted by: Maxine Waters at February 25, 2017 12:04 PM (mt8X9)
This is the "moral" of the well-received movie Get Out: liberal whites are hypocrites with respect to race, so their only route to redemption is to be even more subservient to black nationalist aspirations.
Voting for Obama (which the villains of the movie do) isn't enough. No, they'll have to vote for Ellison.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 25, 2017 12:04 PM (6FqZa)
"Go, team, go! Remember your blocking assignments!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 25, 2017 12:01 PM (SRKgf)
One of my ATL SiL's is a life coach. Several years ago she spent a weekend in Ft. Lauderdale, where you can apparently be "licensed" as a life coach.
She's made a *very* comfortable living off her fellow progs in ATL, reminding them to go to the gym, eat healthy, and "be in the present." I shit you not.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2017 12:04 PM (PY9jH)
Leslie Jones is an 'ette? 'Cause I'd like to do the same thing.
#IStandWithLeslieJones
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 12:04 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 25, 2017 12:05 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 25, 2017 12:06 PM (OeQ/D)
Posted by: runner at February 25, 2017 12:06 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 11:15 AM (sdi6R)
My "middle" name.
Thanks, CBD!
Posted by: baldilocks at February 25, 2017 12:06 PM (VlyWV)
Posted by: Pupil of Jesse Ventura. at February 25, 2017 12:06 PM (89T5c)
320 "If I see another 45-year-old white woman from Williamsburg saying 'black lives matter,' I'm going to punch you in the mouth." - Leslie Jones
Leslie Jones is an 'ette? 'Cause I'd like to do the same thing.
#IStandWithLeslieJones
Dude. "Ghostbusters 2".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2017 12:06 PM (v1g1+)
Posted by: Gloria Steinem at February 25, 2017 12:07 PM (mt8X9)
She's made a *very* comfortable living off her fellow progs in ATL
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It's really amusing how many "commies" are just scammers working an angle.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 25, 2017 12:07 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 25, 2017 12:07 PM (wBzi3)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2017 12:07 PM (PY9jH)
I recommend the Bloody Shovel blog. Chinese history is full of lessons about how dynasties fail. Often they fail against the same smelly savages that the Romans fail against, or the Persians for that matter.
My problem with Chinese history is that it's, well, hard. The primary sources are in languages I don't read, and the cast of characters have names I don't identify with.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 25, 2017 12:07 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 12:07 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2017 12:08 PM (ZO497)
***
I've long thought the Roman notion of patriotism decided who would win the Punic wars.
Carthage annihilated Rome's armies at Cannae, expecting the Romans to surrender after losing almost their entire army.
The Romans instead just...raised more armies.
On Carthage's side, a losing general might find himself literally crucified - reducing the willingness to take risks.
And most of their troops were mercenaries and allies - who weren't as willing to risk their lives in the honor of Carthage...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 25, 2017 12:08 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: Zombie Tiberios III at February 25, 2017 12:08 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Gem at February 25, 2017 12:08 PM (uaHyk)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2017 12:08 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Guy in The Graduate at February 25, 2017 12:08 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Cicero
*****
This thought occurred to me this morning:
Good News- We all will soon get our flying cars.
Bad News- They will be self-driving.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 25, 2017 12:09 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Gem at February 25, 2017 12:08 PM (uaHyk)
I haven't turned into a newt and haven't spotted any flying monkeys. I think we're okay.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2017 12:09 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Chrissy Cuomo at February 25, 2017 12:09 PM (Tyii7)
***
Hey you have to be impressed by just how hard the Chinese had to try to lose to the Manchus.
I mean the Mongols I get - they beat everyone. But having the emperor commit suicide while in the middle of a civil war AND an invasion? That's...what's the opposite of genius again?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 25, 2017 12:10 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: Cicero
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Except, you won't own it, Google will. And, it will be self-flying.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2017 12:10 PM (ZO497)
Also, still laughing about Hitler calling the home run.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 25, 2017 12:10 PM (yL25O)
I'm thinking she's an Intersectional Feminist, which means feminism + race activism = lefty white women/feminists need to sit down and STFU because white privilege...or something.
Posted by: Lizzy [/1] at February 25, 2017 12:10 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Gem
*****
The séance is settled.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 25, 2017 12:11 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: justinian ii at February 25, 2017 12:11 PM (6FqZa)
Bad News- They will be self-driving.
Posted by: Muldoon
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"Recalculating"
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 25, 2017 12:11 PM (KgpWR)
Or me.
Posted by: Chrissy
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(ahem)
Posted by: Carlos Danger at February 25, 2017 12:11 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 25, 2017 12:11 PM (0tfLf)
There is a reasonable chance that he lived a few more years that he would have become the greatest mass murderer in human history considering the death toll he created in Central Asia and the population of China.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 25, 2017 12:11 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: Very Irredeemably Undude at February 25, 2017 12:11 PM (2X7pN)
Posted by: Mathers at February 25, 2017 12:12 PM (1i/i6)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 25, 2017 12:11 PM (0tfLf)
Now imagine California handing them out to illegals.
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 12:13 PM (sdi6R)
Then I'd tell her All Lives Matter....
Posted by: 18-1 at February 25, 2017 12:13 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: Chrissy Cuomo at February 25, 2017 12:13 PM (Tyii7)
George McGovern, Walter Mondale and Michael Dukakis...
Elizabeth Warren 2020?
According to the Donald Reddit, VA Shiva, a real Indian, will be running against Elizabeth Warren, a fake Indian, for her senate seat.
Oh, and on a completely shallow note firvthe Ettes he is a tall, gorgeous drink of water.
His resume credits include being an MIT grad and possible inventor of email.
Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2017 12:13 PM (c8HuU)
Posted by: Diogenes
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Pfft. A lot easier than getting a picture ID.
Posted by: NAACP, ACLU, BLM, etc., etc. at February 25, 2017 12:14 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2017 12:14 PM (5req4)
Voting for Obama (which the villains of the movie do) isn't enough. No, they'll have to vote for Ellison.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
Is appeasement syndrome ("Chamberlain syndrome") just another form of Stockholm syndrome?
If you think you deserve to be struck in the face by a subhuman sack of shit like Leslie Jones for agreeing with her can you be classified as mentally ill?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 25, 2017 12:14 PM (W8bn5)
I'm in a buying mood.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 25, 2017 12:14 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 25, 2017 12:10 PM (aZq03)
====================
This is a trick question, right?
Posted by: Maxine Waters at February 25, 2017 12:14 PM (mt8X9)
According to the Donald Reddit, VA Shiva, a real
Indian, will be running against Elizabeth Warren, a fake Indian, for
her senate seat.
Oh, and on a completely shallow note firvthe Ettes he is a tall, gorgeous drink of water. His resume credits include being an MIT grad and possible inventor of email.
Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2017 12:13 PM (c8HuU)
Dotted vs. faux feathered. This should be good.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2017 12:15 PM (PY9jH)
"Go, team, go! Remember your blocking assignments!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 25, 2017 12:01 PM (SRKgf)
Someone who had racked up huge educational debts, spends money on licensing and certification, rents the equivalent of a store-front, and charges you good money for advice you could have gotten from your mom's next-door-neighbor for free.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 25, 2017 12:15 PM (XMCn6)
Oh, The War of Northern Agression.
Still cannot believe those selfish bastards took such a murderious stance towards peaceful collective democracies.
Posted by: Still the Dem-Socialist Mantra All These Years at February 25, 2017 12:15 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 25, 2017 12:15 PM (aZq03)
against Elizabeth Warren, a fake Indian, for her senate seat.
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Huh.
Married then separated from Fran Drescher.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 25, 2017 12:15 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 25, 2017 12:04 PM (6FqZa)
Great news.
Ellison/Farrakhan 2020!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 25, 2017 12:15 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: LizLem
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*suppresses the desire to find the guy's house and burn it down*
*Note to NSA: It's a joke , you humorless bastards.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2017 12:16 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: KT at February 25, 2017 12:16 PM (qahv/)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 25, 2017 12:15 PM (SRKgf)
Aloha snackbar!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2017 12:16 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 25, 2017 12:15 PM (KgpWR)
Legally separated, or just out of earshot, which would be understandable in the circumstances?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 25, 2017 12:16 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Keith Ellison-Democrat at February 25, 2017 12:17 PM (6LwXe)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 25, 2017 12:11 PM (0tfLf)
================
You're tellin' me ...
Posted by: Harrison Ford at February 25, 2017 12:17 PM (mt8X9)
Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 12:17 PM (M3DRt)
361 Well. I can't wait any longer for this to turn into a gun thread. I'm off to the King County Gun Show. They call it that because heaven forbid Seattle would have a gun show.
I'm in a buying mood.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 25, 2017 12:14 PM (0tfLf)
It's a trap!
Posted by: Akbar, dude at February 25, 2017 12:17 PM (FtrY1)
Posted by: Barry Von Shicklegruber at February 25, 2017 12:17 PM (nRix8)
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The origins of the term "cuckservative".
No matter WHAT Gabe Malor may have told you.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 25, 2017 12:17 PM (KgpWR)
My assistant is convinced PDT will start ww3. There is no reasoning with her.
Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 12:17 PM (M3DRt)
Finally, I have been waiting for a President to start World War III.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at February 25, 2017 12:18 PM (7N6ox)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shiva_Ayyadurai
Maybe he could team up with Al Gore?
Hmm...he was also married to Fran Drescher...so I guess he is deaf which should be a positive in the oppression Olympics in MA....
Posted by: 18-1 at February 25, 2017 12:18 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: EVLINC! at February 25, 2017 12:19 PM (y3aQB)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/hypvyqz
Of course it comes along when I am unable to buy...
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 25, 2017 11:31 AM (hVdx9)
Did some quick research...and ordered one. Thanks for da link.
Posted by: BignJames at February 25, 2017 12:19 PM (x9c8r)
I'm having to clean my screen.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 25, 2017 12:19 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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He survived 2 years.
The horror. The horror.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 25, 2017 12:19 PM (KgpWR)
spends money on licensing and certification, rents the equivalent of a
store-front, and charges you good money for advice you could have gotten
from your mom's next-door-neighbor for free.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 25, 2017 12:15 PM (XMCn6)
Life coach: "So here's my advice: stop wasting your money on stupid New Age bullshit."The mark: "That's great advice. Thanks!"Life coach: "That'll be $500. Oh, and another $100 apiece for the crystals and the pyramid you're sitting in."The mark: "Oh, OK. Money well-spent!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 25, 2017 12:19 PM (SRKgf)
***
So...Trump is a tool of Vlad Putin and yet he is going to start WWIII with...who again?
You should mention to your assistant that Hillary Clinton ran on going to war with Russia over Syria.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 25, 2017 12:20 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 12:17 PM (M3DRt)
Ought to tell the Shortbus window Licker. I slam has already started WW3
Posted by: EVLINC! at February 25, 2017 12:20 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: KT at February 25, 2017 12:16 PM (qahv/)
Ssh. I'm still trying to pretend that it's winter and I don't have to think about yard work.
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 12:20 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 25, 2017 12:18 PM (aZq03)
It'd be damned useful when living under the same roof as Fran Drescher.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 25, 2017 12:21 PM (SRKgf)
Hee hee.
His children: Isaiah, Jeremiah, Elijah, Amirah.
Posted by: Mathers at February 25, 2017 12:21 PM (1i/i6)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2017 12:22 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: rickl
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Same here. Stuff is starting to bloom, dammit.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2017 12:23 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 25, 2017 12:23 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Mathers at February 25, 2017 12:21 PM (1i/i6)
Ah.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 25, 2017 12:23 PM (SRKgf)
Hee hee.
His children: Isaiah, Jeremiah, Elijah, Amirah.
Posted by: Mathers at February 25, 2017 12:21 PM (1i/i6)
Maurice??
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 25, 2017 12:24 PM (SRKgf)
They are a growing minority group in most blue states where they (like East Asians) get no benefits from welfare/AA, they tend to be very family oriented, and don't get along with Muslims.
***
On a similar line some of my left leaning acquaintances were asking why Sikhs carry knives with them at all times as a religious obligation.
I told them because they got tired of Muslims trying to exterminate them and my acquaintances didn't believe me of course....until they looked it up.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 25, 2017 12:24 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 25, 2017 12:24 PM (auHtY)
Totes a different dude.
Posted by: Keith Ellison DNC Chair at February 25, 2017 12:25 PM (FqgrG)
against Elizabeth Warren, a fake Indian, for her senate seat.
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Huh.
Married then separated from Fran Drescher.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her!
Don't scare me like that. For a moment, I thought "shiva" was a girl's name and that Fran had gone lesbo, like Cynthia Nixon.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 25, 2017 12:25 PM (W8bn5)
Posted by: Mathers at February 25, 2017 12:26 PM (1i/i6)
Posted by: rickl
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Same here. Stuff is starting to bloom, dammit.
--
I despise all of those "OMG, summer is the bestest of all seasons, OMG!"
Mow lawn: every week
weed whack: every week
water lawn: a lot
weed: hopefully as little as possible
trim shrubbery: as needed
Snowblow/shovel: only when it snows.
This year-- and I'm in MI-- I think I've had the snow blower out five or six times.
Way different than "mow lawn weekly no matter what"
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 25, 2017 12:26 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2017 12:23 PM (ZO497)
Everything down here is covered in yellow pine pollen. Ick. So not looking forward to the annual Cleaning of the Screened Porch after pollen season.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2017 12:26 PM (PY9jH)
I'm not Jewish myself, but I've always found Jewish women attractive.
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 12:26 PM (sdi6R)
Totes a different dude.
Posted by: Keith Ellison DNC Chair at February 25, 2017 12:25 PM (FqgrG)
Lessee, Keith X Ellison = 85 IQ points, if my multiplication will serve.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 25, 2017 12:26 PM (SRKgf)
Hee hee.
His children: Isaiah, Jeremiah, Elijah, Amirah.
Posted by: Mathers at February 25, 2017 12:21 PM (1i/i6)
Maurice??
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 25, 2017 12:24 PM (SRKgf)
Because he speaks, of the pompatus of love.
Posted by: Mandatory Reply at February 25, 2017 12:27 PM (Pz4pT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2017 12:27 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 25, 2017 12:24 PM (SRKgf)
Because he speaks, of the pompatus of love.
Posted by: Mandatory Reply at February 25, 2017 12:27 PM (Pz4pT)
I bet he heard about "Maurice" in the ghetto.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 25, 2017 12:28 PM (SRKgf)
Snowblow/shovel: only when it snows.
This year-- and I'm in MI-- I think I've had the snow blower out five or six times.
Way different than "mow lawn weekly no matter what"
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 25, 2017 12:26 PM (J5mC3)
Exactly. Here in PA, I haven't used the snowblower at all, and I only had to shovel once.
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 12:28 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Under Fire at February 25, 2017 12:28 PM (6LwXe)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2017 12:29 PM (IqV8l)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/hypvyqz
Of course it comes along when I am unable to buy...
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 25, 2017 11:31 AM (hVdx9)
Did some quick research...and ordered one. Thanks for da link.
Posted by: BignJames at February 25, 2017 12:19 PM (x9c8r)
Seriously, no shit. American made, chrome lined carrier and key, 7075 T6 upper and lower, lifetime guarantee. That's dirt cheap.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 25, 2017 12:29 PM (aMlLZ)
Probably a misunderstood Presbyterian.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2017 12:29 PM (PY9jH)
--
I think you meant to say "Maurice is a gay name."
/but then again... maybe you did.
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 25, 2017 12:30 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: 'Cold Civil War'. That seems apt. at February 25, 2017 12:30 PM (oBuXO)
Its fleeing driver, who was reportedly carrying a knife, was shot by police.
Gee let me guess, they won't be able to determine a motive
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 25, 2017 12:30 PM (auHtY)
Hee hee.
His children: Isaiah, Jeremiah, Elijah, Amirah.
Posted by: Mathers
He's an idiot. The three greatest writing prophets of the OT are: Isaiah, Jeremiah, and Ezekiel. Elijah's acts are recounted in I Kings.
Amirah seems to be Islamic. So I guess having a daughter makes you disposed towards being Islamic?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 25, 2017 12:31 PM (W8bn5)
http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2017/02/keith-ellisons-back-pages.php
Posted by: Lizzy [/1] at February 25, 2017 12:32 PM (NOIQH)
Here in PA, I haven't used the snowblower at all, and I only had to shovel once.
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 12:28 PM (sdi6R)
It was only 3", and it's not even worth bothering with the snowblower for that.
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 12:32 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 12:32 PM (M3DRt)
Gee let me guess, they won't be able to determine a motive
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 25, 2017 12:30 PM (auHtY)
He wuz a good boy, trying to get his life together. Wanted to be a pastry chef.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2017 12:32 PM (PY9jH)
Heh. Fake history aside, one day I'd love it if someone like Spielberg did a movie about Gail Halvorsen, the Candy Bomber. Such a touching story about kindness, hope and healing.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1bzfsq2XCA0
Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2017 12:32 PM (c8HuU)
Upset over low refugee quota, Merkel to act today.
Posted by: Mathers at February 25, 2017 12:32 PM (1i/i6)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 25, 2017 12:32 PM (IDPbH)
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Doesn't matter.
Wasn't in Sweden.
Posted by: CNN at February 25, 2017 12:33 PM (3Liv/)
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Motive? Will forever be a mystery.
Name? Can't release it.
Blame? The pedestrians. If there were women nearby and you could see their hair, they were inciting violence.
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 25, 2017 12:33 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: tu3031 at February 25, 2017 12:33 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Chris Cuomo at February 25, 2017 12:34 PM (FqgrG)
I have to buy a new chainsaw.
I was always a Stihl guy and we used Huskies occasionally.
Any recommendations? Usage will be cutting some PT wood and painted wood and also cutting up fallen trees. Mostly weekly weekend project work but I don't want to buy a disposable saw.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 25, 2017 12:34 PM (KgpWR)
reflected in the various aliases he used over a period of ten years:
Keith Hakim, Keith X Ellison and Keith Ellison-Muhammad.
Why do muslims always have a handful of names?
Posted by: Lizzy [/1] at February 25, 2017 12:34 PM (NOIQH)
Yes, Amirah is Islamic. It means "Princess", or "She Knows"
Meaning she knows to keep the burka on and the mouth shut I guess.
Posted by: Mathers at February 25, 2017 12:34 PM (1i/i6)
Posted by: Under Fire at February 25, 2017 12:35 PM (6LwXe)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
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Why didn't he use Twitter?
Posted by: Millenial SJW at February 25, 2017 12:35 PM (NBHj5)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/hypvyqz
Of course it comes along when I am unable to buy...
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 25, 2017 11:31 AM (hVdx9)
Did some quick research...and ordered one. Thanks for da link.
Posted by: BignJames at February 25, 2017 12:19 PM (x9c8r)
Seriously, no shit. American made, chrome lined carrier and key, 7075 T6 upper and lower, lifetime guarantee. That's dirt cheap.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 25, 2017 12:29 PM (aMlLZ)
I just unpacked my DPMS sportical I got for 479.00. No just need to pick a good but inexpensive red dot to put on it.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 25, 2017 12:35 PM (IDPbH)
If you changed up that photo of Hitler and added Obama in the helmet and Mom jeans on the bicycle, um... I'd prolly lean to black and white guy or "k*ll myself."
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 25, 2017 12:35 PM (J5mC3)
You have to be Harrison Ford?
Posted by: navybrat at February 25, 2017 12:35 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Millenial SJW at February 25, 2017 12:36 PM (NBHj5)
Posted by: rickl
Oh come on, be honest. If you didn't know that Scarlett Johannson, Gwyneth Paltrow and Natalie Portman were Jewish, would you think they were and then reflect, "Jewish women are attractive"?
I doubt it. I think Ashkenazis have assimilated to the point where they are indistinguishable from non-Jews. And yes, I think they're all very attractive.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 25, 2017 12:37 PM (W8bn5)
Posted by: Lizzy
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Aliases.
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And aliases are cool. Just ask Barry Soetoro.
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 25, 2017 12:37 PM (J5mC3)
So they can drive with handcuffs on.
Wait, wrong group.
Posted by: Mathers at February 25, 2017 12:39 PM (1i/i6)
Posted by: Farmer at February 25, 2017 12:39 PM (4bBUU)
Oh come on, be honest. If you didn't know that Scarlett Johannson, Gwyneth Paltrow and Natalie Portman were Jewish, would you think they were and then reflect, "Jewish women are attractive"?
I doubt it. I think Ashkenazis have assimilated to the point where they are indistinguishable from non-Jews. And yes, I think they're all very attractive.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 25, 2017 12:37 PM (W8bn5)
OK, it's mainly the dark-haired ones I like.
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 12:40 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: steevy at February 25, 2017 12:40 PM (r/0kC)
I don't think it means "she knows"; that would be something like Ta'lam. I think it's more like "princess" inasmuch as the amir is the prince of the believers.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 25, 2017 12:40 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 12:41 PM (M3DRt)
Posted by: Amirite Ellison at February 25, 2017 12:42 PM (IqV8l)
Its fleeing driver, who was reportedly carrying a knife, was shot by police.
Gee let me guess, they won't be able to determine a motive
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 25, 2017 12:30 PM (auHtY)
Lack of driver training. A new program with a couple billion in funding should do it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 25, 2017 12:42 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at February 25, 2017 11:33 AM (TixTl)
Projection. Because he can't abide the fact that muslims were selling slaves to the ship owners who arrived to buy them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2017 12:42 PM (WDdjT)
"Truth and Politics" (PDF) http://tinyurl.com/jmufg3e
Lies change the past and present and make both as contingent, as potential, as the future. This unmoors all existence from any rock of certainty. Doing for everything what "rule of man" does for the law.
Posted by: geoffb5 at February 25, 2017 12:43 PM (d3wbb)
Posted by: Under Fire at February 25, 2017 12:43 PM (6LwXe)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 25, 2017 12:43 PM (IDPbH)
If you like having secret little rendezvous
If you like to do the things we shouldn't even do
Huma I'm perfect, Huma I'm perfect for you.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 25, 2017 12:43 PM (W8bn5)
Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 12:44 PM (M3DRt)
Why do muslims always have a handful of names?
Posted by: Lizzy [/1] at February 25, 2017 12:34 PM (NOIQH)
Confuses the hell out of the FBI, not to mention local police booking sergeants.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 25, 2017 12:44 PM (SRKgf)
1 Mohammed
2 prophet they follow
3 fathers name
4 grandfathers name
5 town they are from
6 town their fathers from
True fact
Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 12:45 PM (HDU3V)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2017 12:42 PM (WDdjT)
He was probably referring to the financing of the slave trade.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 25, 2017 12:45 PM (SRKgf)
So Obama's name is
Muhammad Me Absent Nairobi Nairobi.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 25, 2017 12:48 PM (IDPbH)
Posted by: Brian Williams I was on shore leave at February 25, 2017 12:50 PM (kTF2Z)
Now the media is blaring it all over.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 25, 2017 12:52 PM (hVdx9)
"It's time to rebuild our Party, Together we can move forward."
8 years of Obama and you need to "rebuild" your party.
What happened?
Posted by: Mathers at February 25, 2017 12:53 PM (1i/i6)
"It's time to rebuild our Party, Together we can move forward."
8 years of Obama and you need to "rebuild" your party.
What happened?
Posted by: Mathers at February 25, 2017 12:53 PM (1i/i6)
In one of the Democrat debates Clinton and Sanders vied to present their plans to "get the economy back on track."
Wait, wut? I thought Obama had the economy running like a watch.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 25, 2017 12:54 PM (SRKgf)
Now the media is blaring it all over.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 25, 2017 12:52 PM (hVdx9)
A guy at work told me about that yesterday. The modern Russian flag is red, white, and blue, so it was easy to get Trump supporters to wave them.
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 12:56 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 25, 2017 11:59 AM (0tfLf)
If you don't get enough Carthage in your diet, you will become constipated.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2017 12:56 PM (WDdjT)
===
The origins of the term "cuckservative".
No matter WHAT Gabe Malor may have told you.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 25, 2017 12:17 PM (KgpWR
Seconded. NeverTrumpers were big on grasping at Nazi straws like their allies in the Left. So ridiculous.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 25, 2017 12:57 PM (wBzi3)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at February 25, 2017 12:58 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2017 12:56 PM (WDdjT)
You have to salt Carthage just the right way
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 25, 2017 12:58 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Under Fire at February 25, 2017 12:59 PM (6LwXe)
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See what happens when you use too much salt!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at February 25, 2017 01:00 PM (Nwg0u)
Barack Obama Takes Daughter Malia to Broadway Show - And He Looks Incredible!
The cult is so strong
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 25, 2017 01:00 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: rickl
I have a thing for blond Nordic women. I wish they had the same liking for aisianish looking men that most men have for asian women. I feel like my father has condemned me to a life of mostly loneliness by screwing an asian.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 25, 2017 01:00 PM (W8bn5)
Now the media is blaring it all over.
Distributed by a lefty activist/Bob Creamer associate *who is also a HuffPost journalist*.
How many journalists are also active Lefty activists? Seems like a lot of them are getting caught lately.
Posted by: Lizzy [/1] at February 25, 2017 01:02 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
FIFY.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 25, 2017 01:02 PM (W8bn5)
Now the media is blaring it all over.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 25, 2017 12:52 PM (hVdx9
CPAC is not filled with the best and brightest that the Right has to offer. See Erick Erickson.
Also, if you do attend one of those events representing the right/conservatives, you have a duty and a job to dot. All your I's and cross all your T's.
When I was in my middle 20's I used to attend minor conventions like CPAC, people were there to drink and socialize as a priority. I safely assume that CPAC is the same.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 25, 2017 01:03 PM (wBzi3)
Speaking of rule of man .......
Judicial coup status update: intact, about to be confirmed.
And in other judicial lawlessness news, note that the 4th Circuit now is openly, contemptuously in rebellion against the system and traditions the judicial fetishists always insist are the core of our rule of law. They are openly dissing SCOTUS on a specific issue.
Haven't tracked all this that closely, but the 9th was doing this - but more around the edges, and by outrageous procedural irregularities and such - ever since Scalia died. Presumably with the same idea, rule by decree while SCOTUS was neutered.
And about that. Will even the smart, sane experts truly committed to rule of law ever admit openly that the fact SCOTUS is clearly now just a legislature, with party-line voting completely displacing judging and jurisprudence (for the authoritarian side, at least), represents a collapse of the constitution and the rule of law?
Andy McCarthy made noises along those lines back at the time of a recent outrage (hard to keep them straight - marriage redefinition, or Roberts' disposal of statutory construction to save O-care a 2nd time). But there's an extraordinary lack of perspective and ability to take the larger view among judicial types, it seems. They seem utterly in thrall to a system that still exists only in their imaginations.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 25, 2017 01:03 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Under Fire at February 25, 2017 01:04 PM (6LwXe)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 25, 2017 01:00 PM (W8bn5)
Those submissive Russian women Trump promised us when we voted for him should be arriving any time now
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 25, 2017 01:04 PM (auHtY)
I also understand that General Joe's is not the place to find the best Chinese food.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 25, 2017 01:04 PM (6FqZa)
Huh. I didn't expect that.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 25, 2017 01:08 PM (97XyN)
Posted by: Under Fire at February 25, 2017 01:09 PM (6LwXe)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
Heh. If nothing materializes in the next few years, I will get a Russian bride. I don't care if she exploits me and leaves me within a few years. It will be worth it.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 25, 2017 01:09 PM (W8bn5)
Hee hee.
His children: Isaiah, Jeremiah, Elijah, Amirah.
Posted by: Mathers at February 25, 2017 12:21 PM (1i/i6)
Maurice??
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Some people call me Maurice
Cause I speak of the pompitous of hate
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at February 25, 2017 01:10 PM (Nwg0u)
CPAC is not filled with the best and brightest that the Right has to offer. See Erick Erickson.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 25, 2017 01:03 PM (wBzi3)
Yeah, I stopped paying any attention to CPAC a few years ago.
As far as I can tell, it's just a bunch of conservative speakers giving conservative speeches to s conservative audience. I don't see the point to that. They're not going to convince anyone who isn't already watching.
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 01:10 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Mathers at February 25, 2017 12:26 PM (1i/i6)
Does he speak of the pompatus of love? (betcha someone already made this crack, LOL)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2017 01:10 PM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 01:11 PM (HDU3V)
Posted by: Gnaeus Agricola at February 25, 2017 01:12 PM (7oBvL)
Posted by: Under Fire at February 25, 2017 01:13 PM (6LwXe)
Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 01:11 PM (HDU3V)
I distinctly remember seeing that in street celebrations on Election Night 2008.
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 01:14 PM (sdi6R)
Now the media is blaring it all over.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 25, 2017 12:52 PM (hVdx9)
Guy worked for Bob Creamer's Org. & was thrown out FAKE NEWS
Posted by: EVLINC! at February 25, 2017 01:15 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: geoffb5 at February 25, 2017 01:15 PM (d3wbb)
Honestly, could the left be any more ridiculous?
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 25, 2017 01:16 PM (97XyN)
Posted by: Under Fire at February 25, 2017 01:17 PM (6LwXe)
Honestly, could the left be any more ridiculous?
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Meanwhile, the GOPer goatfuckers are alienating their base by refusing to repeal Obamacare.
We're in good hands.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at February 25, 2017 01:19 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Ronald Jenner at February 25, 2017 01:19 PM (W8bn5)
Honestly, could the left be any more ridiculous?
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Of course.
They're just probably p*ssed they don't have a "transgender" gay pedophile here illegally who has "soldier of Islam" on xis business card.
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 25, 2017 01:20 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: geoffb5 at February 25, 2017 01:15 PM (d3wbb)
I don't know any Russian women, but I always found the "submissive Russian woman" meme to be laughable. They never struck me that way at all.
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 01:20 PM (sdi6R)
had the same liking for aisianish looking men that most men have for
asian women. I feel like my father has condemned me to a life of mostly
loneliness by screwing an asian.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 25, 2017 01:00 PM (W8bn5)
Change your name to Hun Tu Lo
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 25, 2017 01:21 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: geoffb5 at February 25, 2017 01:15 PM (d3wbb)
MFM: Don't muck with the narrative!!!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 25, 2017 01:21 PM (auHtY)
No kidding. I've said all along that the biggest problem with the Dem implosion is that it leaves the scumbag GOP free to follow in their footsteps.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 25, 2017 01:22 PM (97XyN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2017 12:04 PM (PY9jH)
Isn't she always hitting you and your husband up for money?
Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2017 01:22 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 25, 2017 01:22 PM (kTF2Z)
We're in good hands.
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Perhaps there needs to be a social media campaign like "Support Obamacare? Lose my vote and donations 4evah."
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 25, 2017 01:23 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Under Fire at February 25, 2017 01:24 PM (6LwXe)
Democrat goal: Be in Power Forever
Republican goal: Let Democrats be in Power Forever and get a check for doing nothing but campaigning
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 25, 2017 01:24 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at February 25, 2017 01:25 PM (Nwg0u)
Hell, the CPUSA is part of most major Lefty protests, regardless of what the issue is, and they get a whole lot of people to wave their professional printed signs w/CPUSA slogans.
Posted by: Lizzy [/1] at February 25, 2017 01:27 PM (NOIQH)
The Berlin Wall was built - not by Hitler, obviously - to keep people IN.
Our border wall will be built to keep people OUT.
I despise the left. Hate. Loathe.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at February 25, 2017 01:27 PM (0xzXo)
Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 25, 2017 01:29 PM (/f1mm)
Posted by: Shane Freese at February 25, 2017 01:31 PM (nRix8)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 25, 2017 01:31 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: BignJames at February 25, 2017 01:37 PM (x9c8r)
Fox's Shepard Smith reacted to the White House's selective media shutout today by breaking down the reasons why CNN is not "fake news," no matter how many times President Trump says so about the network.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at February 25, 2017 01:39 PM (Nwg0u)
I just read that the Dakota Access pipeline is ahead of schedule and will begin moving oil next month.
Huh. I didn't expect that.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 25, 2017 01:08 PM (97XyN)
The pipeline was mostly completed. All that needed to be done was the crossing under the river, which required Corps of Engineers approval because the river is under its regulatory jurisdiction as a navigable waterway. The river crossing, by the way, is not on the Standing Rock Sioux reservation.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 25, 2017 01:40 PM (jK8Z7)
Posted by: Shep Smith at February 25, 2017 01:41 PM (FqgrG)
Also, what kind of name is "Occupy Democrats?" I mean, if you take the common formulation of "Occupy ____", the "______" is what they're generally opposing. So are they against the Democrats?
Posted by: Average Guy at February 25, 2017 01:41 PM (LMcFk)
The
pipeline was mostly completed. All that needed to be done was the
crossing under the river, which required Corps of Engineers approval
because the river is under its regulatory jurisdiction as a navigable
waterway. The river crossing, by the way, is not on the Standing Rock
Sioux reservation.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 25, 2017 01:40 PM (jK8Z7)
The Keystone XL pipeline is mostly completed and in operation. All that needed to be completed was the section that crossed the Canadian border, which required State Department approval because of international commerce. Oil is moving in it right now -- it's just crossing the border by truck, rail and barge until it gets to a pipeline terminal.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 25, 2017 01:42 PM (jK8Z7)
Did you see him yesterday? At the beginning of his show, his make-up was messed up...looked like he had a dick track in the middle of his forehead.
Posted by: BignJames at February 25, 2017 01:43 PM (x9c8r)
So did the DNC decide yet whether r they would go with Muslim-friend to Louis Farrakhan and anti Semite Keith Ellsion or just your average Communist and friend to Hillary Clinton, Tom Perez as the head of the Centra Committeel-I mean Democratic National Committee?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2017 01:45 PM (fDdVG)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 25, 2017 01:45 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: steevy at February 25, 2017 01:46 PM (r/0kC)
They should really let Sally Kohn host a show too, she's a responsible and intelligent commentator.
Posted by: Shep Smith at February 25, 2017 01:46 PM (FqgrG)
Psychotic, but not wrong.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 25, 2017 01:48 PM (LTHVh)
Change your name to Hun Tu Lo
Posted by: Burnt Toast
There was an asian name from a Fistful of Yen: "Enormous Genitals". But he got his neck broken by the henchman.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 25, 2017 01:54 PM (W8bn5)
If you can follow directions. Go to amazon.com and search for 0-9763862-2-4 less than ten bucks not counting shipping. All men are pigs (oink)
Posted by: Dr Mudd at February 25, 2017 01:56 PM (LD6vw)
Not terrorism. Completely not.
That is the verdict from the officials one hour later.
Posted by: navybrat at February 25, 2017 01:58 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: olddog in mo at February 25, 2017 02:02 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 02:04 PM (M3DRt)
Should have taken the left turn at Albuquerque.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 25, 2017 02:04 PM (6FqZa)
Fox's Shepard Smith reacted to the White House's selective media shutout today by breaking down the reasons why CNN is not "fake news," no matter how many times President Trump says so about the network.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at February 25, 2017 01:39 PM (Nwg0u)
Did he say that while crying into his pillow?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 25, 2017 02:06 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: BignJames at February 25, 2017 01:37 PM (x9c8r)
Softball capital of the world?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 25, 2017 02:10 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Chris Hayes at February 25, 2017 02:10 PM (FqgrG)
Posted by: geoffb5 at February 25, 2017 02:11 PM (d3wbb)
Is the slime craze causing a run on Elmer's glue?
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at February 25, 2017 02:13 PM (TixTl)
Posted by: Jenner Smurf at February 25, 2017 02:14 PM (W8bn5)
THANKS, SHEMP!!! I'LL SEE YOU IN THE CAMPS!!!
Posted by: The Hysterical Sally Kohn at February 25, 2017 02:14 PM (qJhUV)
IIRC, Fox said around 3p. Assume EST.
Posted by: olddog in mo at February 25, 2017 02:02 PM (Dhht7)
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Please let it be Mohammed Ellison.
Posted by: Soona at February 25, 2017 02:15 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 25, 2017 02:17 PM (SRKgf)
And while I know this country has been dumbed down considerably, I can't see the Trump-haters attracting anyone who doesn't already agree with them....
Posted by: JoeF. at February 25, 2017 02:18 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Soona at February 25, 2017 02:15 PM (Fmupd)
Granny Botox: Tell them you're Muslim. Tell them you're Muslim.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 25, 2017 02:22 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Dr Mudd at February 25, 2017 01:56 PM (LD6vw)
That sounds WAAYYY to good to be true. Does that shit actually work???
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 25, 2017 02:22 PM (W8bn5)
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Yes. Fox said Ellison would piss off the Obamanites because he supported Bernie. And the Obamanites want Tom Perez, BO's former Sec of Labor.
Posted by: olddog in mo at February 25, 2017 02:23 PM (Dhht7)
As I said--in a just, sane world....
Posted by: JoeF. at February 25, 2017 02:24 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: LGoPs at February 25, 2017 02:28 PM (t8gnY)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
I actually know what that means. So if I scrub off the writing on his cock, what would it say underneath?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 25, 2017 02:29 PM (W8bn5)
Posted by: Soona at February 25, 2017 02:30 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: olddog in mo at February 25, 2017 02:30 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 02:34 PM (HDU3V)
Posted by: Soona at February 25, 2017 02:34 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 02:35 PM (HDU3V)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 25, 2017 02:37 PM (kTF2Z)
Perez is going to get it.
Posted by: Soona at February 25, 2017 02:38 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 02:38 PM (M3DRt)
Posted by: JoeF. at February 25, 2017 02:39 PM (7uYFy)
Of course we all know it was Madame Curie who invented curry.
Posted by: YIKES! at February 25, 2017 02:39 PM (yfObW)
Posted by: JoeF. at February 25, 2017 02:39 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Alex Jones at February 25, 2017 02:39 PM (TixTl)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2017 02:40 PM (1JTNF)
Posted by: Bilwick at February 25, 2017 02:41 PM (xDoHK)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 25, 2017 02:44 PM (kTF2Z)
Looks like Tom Perez is in the won the popular vote for the DNC chair but I guess he needs to get over 50%.
Posted by: YIKES! at February 25, 2017 02:47 PM (yfObW)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 25, 2017 02:44 PM (kTF2Z)
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I think it's hilarious too. You know they're in that hall trying to figure out how they painted themselves into this corner.
Posted by: Soona at February 25, 2017 02:48 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: YIKES! at February 25, 2017 02:48 PM (yfObW)
I think it's hilarious too. You know they're in that hall trying to figure out how they painted themselves into this corner.
Posted by: Soona at February 25, 2017 02:48 PM (Fmupd)
*Ahem*
Posted by: Barack Obama at February 25, 2017 02:51 PM (yfObW)
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at February 25, 2017 02:52 PM (TixTl)
The only wall I've ever built was the "Atlantic Wall" and you stupid American gangster ruined it on June 6, 1944.
Posted by: Zombie A. Hitler at February 25, 2017 02:55 PM (yfObW)
Posted by: AoSHQ Chapter of The Yoko Appreciation Society at February 25, 2017 02:55 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 02:55 PM (HDU3V)
Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 02:56 PM (HDU3V)
Posted by: grammie winger at February 25, 2017 02:57 PM (bpfzP)
"This is Governor Howard Dean. I believe that Keith Ellison would be the most likely person to be able to successfully bring in the first global generation to the Democratic Party. (This is real)"
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at February 25, 2017 02:57 PM (TixTl)
Posted by: Haiku Korner at February 25, 2017 02:58 PM (6LwXe)
Posted by: Soona at February 25, 2017 02:48 PM (Fmupd)
What corner?
Posted by: Bernie and Hillary at February 25, 2017 02:58 PM (jK8Z7)
Posted by: Mathers at February 25, 2017 03:00 PM (1i/i6)
So if Keith Ellison doesn't get the DNC chair is he gonna blame it on da joos?
Posted by: YIKES! at February 25, 2017 03:03 PM (yfObW)
Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 03:04 PM (HDU3V)
Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 03:06 PM (M3DRt)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2017 03:06 PM (1JTNF)
Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 03:07 PM (M3DRt)
Posted by: I Smell Something Rotten at February 25, 2017 03:07 PM (ctO3Z)
Posted by: Rplat at February 25, 2017 03:09 PM (r21s9)
Posted by: Mathers at February 25, 2017 03:11 PM (1i/i6)
Posted by: Under Fire at February 25, 2017 03:11 PM (6LwXe)
Posted by: olddog in mo at February 25, 2017 03:12 PM (Dhht7)
The Story of GI Joe 1945 with Burgess Meredith on TMC
Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 03:13 PM (HDU3V)
Posted by: olddog in mo at February 25, 2017 03:13 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: olddog in mo at February 25, 2017 03:15 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at February 25, 2017 03:15 PM (TixTl)
Posted by: Under Fire at February 25, 2017 03:17 PM (6LwXe)
Posted by: Mathers at February 25, 2017 03:18 PM (1i/i6)
Posted by: Fritz at February 25, 2017 03:19 PM (2Bv92)
Posted by: olddog in mo at February 25, 2017 03:20 PM (Dhht7)
Second class citizen! Revolt!
Posted by: Mathers at February 25, 2017 03:21 PM (1i/i6)
Posted by: Under Fire at February 25, 2017 03:21 PM (6LwXe)
Posted by: Bernie and Hillary at February 25, 2017 03:21 PM (jK8Z7)
Posted by: JoeF. at February 25, 2017 03:22 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 03:22 PM (HDU3V)
HILLARY 2020
Perez was on the short list for VP.
time to go back and read this again:
Hillary Clinton Is Running Again - Politico
https://goo.gl/uyyBZl
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at February 25, 2017 03:23 PM (TixTl)
Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 03:24 PM (M3DRt)
At the rate the Dems are moving left, being an old white woman probably won't cut it by 2020.
Posted by: Mathers at February 25, 2017 03:25 PM (1i/i6)
Perez wants to waive rules and make Ellison Deputy Chairman. Motion passes.
Second class citizen! Revolt!
Posted by: Mathers
Back of the bus, Keith!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2017 03:28 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Mathers at February 25, 2017 03:29 PM (1i/i6)
Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 03:29 PM (HDU3V)
Posted by: Under Fire at February 25, 2017 03:30 PM (6LwXe)
"At the rate the Dems are moving left, being an old white woman probably won't cut it by 2020."
So? She'll convert to Islam and identify as Arabic. A Clinton is always BAMN.
Posted by: geoffb5 at February 25, 2017 03:31 PM (d3wbb)
Posted by: Soona at February 25, 2017 03:34 PM (Fmupd)
Whats the questions?
Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 03:36 PM (HDU3V)
Posted by: Under Fire at February 25, 2017 03:37 PM (6LwXe)
Posted by: Soona at February 25, 2017 03:37 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: JoeF. at February 25, 2017 03:38 PM (7uYFy)
At the rate the Dems are moving left, being an old white woman probably won't cut it by 2020.
Posted by: Mathers at February 25, 2017 03:25 PM (1i/i6)
In 4 years she'll be cruising around in her Christopher Pike light-brite hoveround.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 25, 2017 03:41 PM (aMlLZ)
Oh, good. Keith "Sidekick" Ellison. It sings!
Posted by: tu3031 at February 25, 2017 03:46 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 03:47 PM (M3DRt)
"In 4 years she'll be cruising around in her Christopher Pike light-brite hoveround."
Or tied down in a bed in a nursing home, gibbering about Russians, Trump and the vast right-wing conspiracy.
I know you play some good gigs, I have one tonight. Lead guitar toured with George Clinton for 11 years, one singer who tours with Big Head Todd some, another had a big hit in the 80's with Wind Beneath My Wings (before Midler). I'm on bass, except for on Rocky Mountain Way, which will be played by the guy who played bass on Joe Walsh's recording of that. 17 musicians coming and going from the stage, 3 hour show.
Posted by: Mathers/Meremortal at February 25, 2017 03:48 PM (1i/i6)
Posted by: Soona at February 25, 2017 03:51 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2017 03:55 PM (GsAUU)
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Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 04:03 PM (HDU3V)
25/02/17 15:26
Democratic National Committee just picked Tom Perez - a La Raza open border socialist -to head DNC. At DOJ he attacked Arpaio. Was Labor Sec
Posted by: EVLINC! at February 25, 2017 04:11 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 04:03 PM (HDU3V)
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82 yesterday & 45 Right now here
Posted by: EVLINC! at February 25, 2017 04:12 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 25, 2017 04:16 PM (y+dK5)
Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 04:27 PM (HDU3V)
Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 04:27 PM (HDU3V)
You must be slightly to the west of me. It's about to hit here any minute.
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 04:29 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 04:03 PM (HDU3V)
Of course, because I just did a long overdue wash and detail of the car today.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 25, 2017 04:29 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 04:31 PM (sdi6R)
This is the address for John Nolte's current publication of FAKE NEWS counter starting with number 77 back.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/h3tc8rn
Posted by: gNewt at February 25, 2017 04:31 PM (TrOGC)
Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 04:40 PM (HDU3V)
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 04:41 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 04:45 PM (HDU3V)
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 04:45 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 04:47 PM (sdi6R)
25/02/17 16:53
I will not be attending the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner this year. Please wish everyone well and have a great evening!
Posted by: EVLINC! at February 25, 2017 04:48 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: JoeF. at February 25, 2017 04:48 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Old Blue release the KrakenTrump at February 25, 2017 04:49 PM (9iR5/)
25/02/17 16:53
I will not be attending the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner this year. Please wish everyone well and have a great evening!
Posted by: EVLINC! at February 25, 2017 04:48 PM (y3aQB)
Good. Steal the thunder from them.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 25, 2017 04:50 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: JoeF. at February 25, 2017 04:51 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 04:52 PM (HDU3V)
And they would too...
Posted by: It's me donna at February 25, 2017 04:52 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 04:54 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 25, 2017 04:52 PM (O2RFr)
Multiple and massive.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 25, 2017 04:56 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 04:57 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 04:59 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 05:00 PM (HDU3V)
Posted by: kallisto at February 25, 2017 11:24 AM (nNdYv)
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FDR loved the French people and he invented French Fries. France gets a cut of the royalty checks for every French fry sold.
Posted by: Jolo at February 25, 2017 05:09 PM (M238e)
These are not human beings. They are DEVILS.
Posted by: Ken at February 25, 2017 05:13 PM (ohNz0)
Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at February 25, 2017 05:17 PM (tGcV2)
Posted by: A Reasonable Man at February 25, 2017 05:18 PM (OK4tD)
Posted by: Beverly at February 25, 2017 05:26 PM (9I0ah)
Posted by: Beverly at February 25, 2017 05:27 PM (9I0ah)
Don't answer that, it was only rhetorical.
Posted by: jbspry at February 25, 2017 05:54 PM (IhKmM)
Der Speigel:
"The German Historical Institute in Moscow has discovered a previously unknown record of a conversation that took place between the two leaders on Aug. 1, 1961.
By that time, the preparations for building the Wall were well underway, and the initiative apparently came from Khrushchev, as he said himself in the August meeting with his East German counterpart. A short time earlier, according to the document, Khrushchev had sent the Soviet ambassador in East Berlin to Ulbricht in order to "explain to him my idea of taking advantage of the current tensions with the West and laying an iron ring around Berlin." In the conversation, Khrushchev pointed out that "many engineers" had already left East Germany, and that something "had to be done."
Of course, Khrushchev had little difficulty convincing his visitor, at least according to the minutes of the Moscow meeting. Indeed, Ulbricht was in favor of walling in the East Germans because, as he said, "there are many issues that cannot be resolved with an open border."
It was the height of the Cold War, and the comrades believed that the conflict between socialism and capitalism would be decided in Germany. For that reason, they wanted to make sure that East Germany would economically outpace its West German rival. But Ulbricht's planned economy failed to gain momentum, and in 1960 alone, roughly 200,000 East Germans fled from empty supermarket shelves -- and the Stasi secret police -- to West Germany. At the Aug. 1 meeting, a furious Khrushchev told Ulbricht: "When I attended your party convention two years ago, everything was fine. What happened? You wanted to pull ahead of West Germany by 1961/62."
Ulbricht responded candidly to Khrushchev's accusation, saying: "The population is making demands that cannot be met."
Ulbricht, a Leipzig native who had been trained as a carpenter, shifted the blame to his comrades from Poland and Bulgaria, who -- contrary to all agreements -- were supplying neither steel nor coal. But most of all, he said, it was the fault of the West German government. Ulbricht made the audacious claim that Bonn was even "preparing an uprising" in East Germany, which was to "take place in the fall of 1961." His somewhat naïve host appears to have believed this nonsense.
Khrushchev, at any rate, stepped up the pace. "We will give you one or two weeks to make the necessary economic preparations," he told Ulbricht. "Then you will convene the parliament and issue the following communiqué: 'Beginning tomorrow, checkpoints will be erected and transit will be prohibited. Anyone who wishes to cross the border can do so only with the permission of certain authorities of the German Democratic Republic."
Khrushchev wanted to convince the East German population that the wall being built would protect them from Western spies, and he said that the Germans would understand.
But even Khrushchev didn't appear to totally believe his own propaganda. When Ulbricht told him, during the August meeting, that he wanted to bring his economic experts into the loop, Khrushchev advised him otherwise. "You should not explain anything before the introduction of the new border regime," he said. "It would only strengthen the flow of people leaving."".......
Clearly, the man responsible for the Wall was Robert Frost. Back when Pearl Harbor bombed the Nazis.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 25, 2017 09:35 PM (Ndje9)
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