EMT 02/25/17 1d20?

Soooo...

Any word yet on whether Donald made his saving throw? How 'bout the rest of you... feeling bound up yet?

I think I made mine. I don't appear to be covered in chains. Any more than normal, at least. Haha....

shit...Here comes the wife.

[Just joking around with the fellas, honey!]

Posted by: krakatoa at 06:00 AM

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1 Good Morning Morons. Today is Saturday, February 25, 2017. On this day in 1866 miners in Calaveras County, California, discovered what is now called the Calaveras Skull, human remains that supposedly indicated that man, mastodons, and elephants had co-existed. The "science was settled"; until they found out the entire thing was a hoax.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 25, 2017 05:54 AM (mpXpK)

2 Hold over Obamanite saboteurs are still trying to shit on the Trump administration. A preliminary DHS report has been leaked that says terrorists are not coming from the 7 muzzie countries subject to his travel ban. Anyone with any commons sense at all knows that the majority do, although I would have added Afghanistan. He still has some house cleaning to do.

http://tinyurl.com/zy7yq5t

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 25, 2017 05:54 AM (mpXpK)

3 Welcome to a new day horde

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 05:54 AM (HDU3V)

4 Trumps takes the initial steps to building the wall.

http://tinyurl.com/joczttk

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 25, 2017 05:54 AM (mpXpK)

5 And speaking of travel bans, Turkey has halted a Syrian born man from traveling through Turkey to the US to attend the academy awards for some BS film he made.

http://tinyurl.com/zbed5su

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 25, 2017 05:54 AM (mpXpK)

6 Pentagon says "Gee, lets call ISIS ISIS".

http://tinyurl.com/hepyvn8

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 25, 2017 05:55 AM (mpXpK)

7 DOD funded school in VA has ties to Chinese military?

http://tinyurl.com/haedn46

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 25, 2017 05:55 AM (mpXpK)

8 Vic feeling totally up to speed yet?

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 05:55 AM (HDU3V)

9 Trump has ordered every federal agency to form "red tape" task forces to root out regulations for elimination. He will have to watch these closely or they will do nothing.

http://tinyurl.com/hn2fhol

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 25, 2017 05:55 AM (mpXpK)

10 J-Z thinks radio stations now only cater to young white women. What few we have left here cater to religion, beach music, modern country, and soul.

http://tinyurl.com/zax49ex

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 25, 2017 05:55 AM (mpXpK)

11 JC Penny to shutdown more stores. They shut ours down long ago.

http://tinyurl.com/j5q59l2

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 25, 2017 05:56 AM (mpXpK)

12 A military judge won't throw out charges against Army Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl. Good

http://tinyurl.com/zu5ecgo

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 25, 2017 05:56 AM (mpXpK)

13 The infamous Access Hollywood tape in which President Donald Trump bragged about grabbing women by the hoo-ha was an inside job, leaked by an NBC News staffer on Billy Bush's own Today show, multiple sources tell Page Six.

http://tinyurl.com/hpc5z37

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 25, 2017 05:56 AM (mpXpK)

14 Spicer dresses down CNN for more fake news. I got to sit in the lobby at a hotel we were checking into Tuesday evening. The TV was tuned to CNN. The entire time wifey checked in they had three stories, everyone of them was a Trump hit item.

http://tinyurl.com/h886268

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 25, 2017 05:56 AM (mpXpK)

15 CPAC panel moderator pushes getting rid of MooKow and Collins.

http://tinyurl.com/zckru39

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 25, 2017 05:57 AM (mpXpK)

16 And speaking of MooKow she plans to vote no on defunding PP and repealing Obamacare. MooKow ACU 48. IOW DIABLO.

http://tinyurl.com/gnx6w46

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 25, 2017 05:57 AM (mpXpK)

17 http://sultanknish.blogspot.com/2017/02/savages-of-stockholm.html
Sad read

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 05:57 AM (HDU3V)

18 IBD asks; "Is Global Warming Science Just A Fraud?" Short answer yes.

http://tinyurl.com/zzlhq7c

That's it for today folks.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 25, 2017 05:58 AM (mpXpK)

19 8
Vic feeling totally up to speed yet?

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 05:55 AM (HDU3V)

No, but still above dirt.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 25, 2017 05:59 AM (mpXpK)

20
Good morning, kids. Quiet, foggy and gloopy here in lower Hymietown.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 25, 2017 06:01 AM (mbhDw)

21 20

Good morning, kids. Quiet, foggy and gloopy here in lower Hymietown.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 25, 2017 06:01 AM (mbhDw)

Supposed to be foggy out here but can't tell yet.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 25, 2017 06:02 AM (mpXpK)

22
Murkowski looks like the ugly version of Estelle Winwood or James Carville in a wig.

Completely crooked, goniffing cvnt. C'mon Alaska, you can do better.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 25, 2017 06:03 AM (mbhDw)

23 21
Supposed to be foggy out here but can't tell yet.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 25, 2017 06:02 AM (mpXpK)

That's the fog.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 25, 2017 06:04 AM (mbhDw)

24 I've got to figure out what I want to eat. Does cool whip have any dairy products in it?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 25, 2017 06:07 AM (mpXpK)

25 It was 59 here two hours ago, might have dropped a degree since but not bad for February

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 06:08 AM (HDU3V)

26
Cold and windy here on the kudzu hill, high today 50 ish.

Posted by: Kudzu King at February 25, 2017 06:09 AM (zsn5a)

27 I don't think Cool Whip has much of a dairy allowance, Vanilla Cool Whip is good in coffee

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 06:09 AM (HDU3V)

28 Supposed to be another beautiful porch day which I will miss.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 25, 2017 06:10 AM (mpXpK)

29 Forcast saying high 60's and chance of rain, was 75 and sunny here yesterday.

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 06:12 AM (HDU3V)

30 I was thinking of having half a banana with some cool whip for breakfast. Can't have any dairy products because taking a bunch of antibiotics.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 25, 2017 06:12 AM (mpXpK)

31
SIZE: 8 OZ

UPC: 4300000953

INGREDIENTS

WATER, HYDROGENATED VEGETABLE OIL (COCONUT & PALM KERNEL OILS), HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, CORN SYRUP, SKIM MILK, CONTAINS LESS THAN 2% OF LIGHT CREAM, SODIUM CASEINATE, NATURAL AND ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR, XANTHAN AND GUAR GUMS, POLYSORBATE 60, SORBITAN MONOSTEARATE, SODIUM POLYPHOSPHATE, BETA CAROTENE (COLOR).

CONTAINS: MILK.

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 06:21 AM (HDU3V)

32 Copied from Cool Whip website

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 06:22 AM (HDU3V)

33 If its no as in absolutely none dairy better not.

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 06:23 AM (HDU3V)

34 Woo-hoo witchy woman
She got the moon in her ryes

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 25, 2017 06:24 AM (ul9CR)

35 Wife gets soy milk for whatever reason, could try that, comes in flavors like vanilla and almond

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 06:24 AM (HDU3V)

36 Depending on the issue with dairy, sodium caseinate is a milk protein.

Posted by: Bruce at February 25, 2017 06:28 AM (8ikIW)

37 One of the antibiotics I am taking is cipro. The warning labels say to avoid milk.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 25, 2017 06:29 AM (mpXpK)

38 The other day, I had a cool water sandwich and a Sunday go-to-meetin' bun.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 25, 2017 06:30 AM (ul9CR)

39 One of the antibiotics I am taking is cipro. The warning labels say to avoid milk.

Posted by: Vic

From Drugs.com

Avoid taking ciprofloxacin tablets with milk or milk products (eg,
calcium-enriched juice, yogurt) by themselves. However, taking
ciprofloxacin tablets as part of a full meal that contains milk or milk
products is permitted.

Not a doctor, but I don't think Cool Whip is going to affect it too much

Posted by: Bruce at February 25, 2017 06:36 AM (8ikIW)

40 Pondered going out to make one more batch of bullets, seems calm and still

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 06:39 AM (HDU3V)

41 Well I had 1/2 banana plain for now.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 25, 2017 06:42 AM (mpXpK)

42 http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2017/02/the-week-in-pictures-tpac-edition.php
Funny stuff, hard to believe Bella Howell projector girl is real but they didn't have fake back then did they?

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 06:44 AM (HDU3V)

43 Well I had 1/2 banana plain for now.

Posted by: Vic

Good idea. Probably best to be cautious first starting out.

Posted by: Bruce at February 25, 2017 06:44 AM (8ikIW)

44 Vic are your dietary rules very strict?

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 06:44 AM (HDU3V)

45 Milk is the least of your worries with cool whip.

What's the difference between High Fructose Corn Syrup and Corn Syrup? and why do you need both?

Posted by: Hayao at February 25, 2017 06:47 AM (w/bVh)

46 44
Vic are your dietary rules very strict?

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 06:44 AM (HDU3V)

Supposed to be low fat and I guess avoid milk.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 25, 2017 06:49 AM (mpXpK)

47 But I have lost so much wait I need some calories.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 25, 2017 06:50 AM (mpXpK)

48 It has been for a long time my theory high fructose corn syrup in everything is what is the cause in the country's obesity

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 06:50 AM (HDU3V)

49 Morning all. I'm all in favor of getting rid of Murk /Collins but I can't say I'm all that happy with DeVos at the moment.
DeVos stated that she wanted to find common ground with the teacher's unions and being in favor of the tranny bathroom bill are a chill for me.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 25, 2017 06:51 AM (/I0MH)

50 Get granola, soy milk and a steak done medium rare, oh and a glass of Petit Syrah to go with that.

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 06:52 AM (HDU3V)

51 You people just comment comment comment....The coke machine outside the Laundry Mat in this town..75� a can

Posted by: Team Half Hearted at February 25, 2017 06:53 AM (u8lJg)

52 Ok maybe forget the wine.

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 06:53 AM (HDU3V)

53 What's the difference between High Fructose Corn Syrup and Corn Syrup? and why do you need both?

Posted by: Hayao

HFCS is usually a sweetener. The Corn syrup is what gets "whipped" and gives it the texture.

Posted by: Bruce at February 25, 2017 06:53 AM (8ikIW)

54
Spent four hours yesterday afternoon and early evening at a local auction. Picked up a small dresser for the grandson and learned while there that he will be joined by a sister in late June (official date is early July, but g'son was born six weeks premature so I expect another premature delivery).

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at February 25, 2017 06:54 AM (v1g1+)

55 There are a few Leftist creepings every once in a while out of otherwise Republicans. Carbon taxes, bathroom abnormalities and so forth.

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 06:55 AM (HDU3V)

56 51 - You in Philadelphia?

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 06:56 AM (HDU3V)

57 18 IBD asks; "Is Global Warming Science Just A Fraud?" Short answer yes.
________________________

There was a study that came out this past week by some U.S. university that said that "climate change" is caused by solar activity, and is not man made. IIRC, U of Wisconsin.

For "settled science" (and there is no such thing, as any real scientist will tell you), there sure do seem to be a lot of dissenting scientific opinions. But the public will never know that, because CNN and NYT and WaPo, etc., will never tell them.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 25, 2017 06:57 AM (riF5p)

58 HFCS is usually a sweetener. The Corn syrup is what gets "whipped" and gives it the texture.

Posted by: Bruce

Thanks. I think I'll stick with whipped cream. Although some Alaga Corn syrup on a hot buttered biscuit still sounds pretty good.

Posted by: Hayao at February 25, 2017 06:58 AM (w/bVh)

59 NatGeo promises in the April addition to lay out all the facts why global warming/change is real.

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 06:58 AM (HDU3V)

60 Thanks for the news, Vic!

Posted by: sinalco at February 25, 2017 06:58 AM (yODqO)

61 NatGeo has been unreadable since they stopped featuring naked native's pictures.

Posted by: Weasel at February 25, 2017 07:03 AM (Sfs6o)

62 Vic, I know earlier in the year you were saying you wanted to lose some weight. Might have helped to have some reserves to lose.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 25, 2017 07:03 AM (/I0MH)

63
Mr. Vic, Sorry to hear you are on short dairy rations. Without 2 tablespoons of heavy whipping cream in my coffee the day is killed in it's crib.
That said I wouldn't worry about the Cool Whip. That crap isn't really even food.

Posted by: Put that kid back where it came from or So Help Me at February 25, 2017 07:05 AM (HPNqc)

64 "Thanks. I think I'll stick with whipped cream. Although some Alaga Corn syrup on a hot buttered biscuit still sounds pretty good."

We were at BJ's wholesale club last week, and they were demo'ing simply putting coconut oil (The kind that is hard at room temp, but melts like at 80 degrees) on toasted whole wheat bread in place of butte.

Surprisingly good.

And this comes from a guy who is pretty much a butter fanatic.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 25, 2017 07:07 AM (J+eG2)

65 A month ago I weighed 195 and needed to lose some weight. I weigh 176 now.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 25, 2017 07:08 AM (mpXpK)

66 Thanks. I think I'll stick with whipped cream.
Although some Alaga Corn syrup on a hot buttered biscuit still sounds
pretty good.

Posted by: Hayao

Mmmm. Sounds good.
The problem with HFCS and CS isn't so much that it's bad for you, or makes you gain weight easier. It's that it became the sweetener and "filler" of choice by manufacturers. HFCS because it's cheaper then sugar, and CS because it would replace fat in many of the manufacturers recipes.
So, the low fat craze really drove a lot of the recipe substitutions and people were embracing even more of those calories thinking they wouldn't make them fat. The HFCS was a lot cheaper then sugar, so they were able to produce and sell soda type products by the gallon instead of an 8 oz bottle.

Now mayors get to call the sweetened beverage market the debil and throw a tax on it.

Posted by: Bruce at February 25, 2017 07:08 AM (8ikIW)

67 "Funny stuff, hard to believe Bella Howell projector girl is real but they didn't have fake back then did they?"

If you hit certain (cough) websites, you'd know that Sabrina was real. Including her puppies.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabrina_%28actress%29

Which wasn't the website where *I* learned about her.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at February 25, 2017 07:10 AM (ZBO0C)

68 A month ago I weighed 195 and needed to lose some weight. I weigh 176 now.

Posted by: Vic

Probably not a diet you would recommend though.

Posted by: Bruce at February 25, 2017 07:10 AM (8ikIW)

69 Well, day three of rehabbing our 60 year old front door.

Got the center panels freed up so they can expand and contract.

Ran a bead of caulk around the perimeter of the recesses to keep water out.

Primer on both sides, and the first coat of semi-gloss on the interior so far.

One coat left on that side, and both coats to go on the exterior.

Ane I actually found a supply house that sells the J-hook, or J-strip interlocking zinc weatherstripping for under the bottom of the door.

And it's supposed to rain today, so no more working outside.

Progress, but slow progress.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 25, 2017 07:12 AM (J+eG2)

70 Manufacturers like HFCS because LA politicians have a ban on sugar imports. Which is why you have to go to Mexico to get a good soft drink.

Also why all the candy factories we used to have around here have shutdown.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 25, 2017 07:13 AM (mpXpK)

71 I think cipro whacks some of the good bacteria that help you process milk proteins.

Posted by: Jean at February 25, 2017 07:14 AM (zZb/S)

72 And this comes from a guy who is pretty much a butter fanatic.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

I use the coconut oil to fry, put a little in protein shakes. I tried to eat it on toast but it didn't do it for me. And I'm of the belief that butter is just as healthy as any substitute so why bother.

Posted by: Hayao at February 25, 2017 07:14 AM (w/bVh)

73 I get an email from the NYT everyday with headlines (not sure how that happened) All 5 headlines were Trump hit pieces...I wonder if they or the WP has ever run a favorable story on Trump.

I could shut up the emails, but its probably good to see what shit they are putting out everyday.

Posted by: Colin at February 25, 2017 07:15 AM (ec2s9)

74
So... a near-death experience as a weight loss plan?
Damn why didn't I think of that?

Just kidding.
But what is serious is how the food in this country is so laced with sugar and syrup and sawdust and crap it is no wonder people are sick. Hell even the flesh you buy at the grocery looks sickly.
I buy chicken from a nearby Amish community, who grow them the old fashioned way. recently I compared two breasts, one from the Amish and one from the chain grocery. The Amish chicken was firm, pink and smelled like chicken.
The chain meat was by comparison almost green. smaller, and kind of mealy.
It didn't smell much of anything.

Posted by: Put that kid back where it came from or So Help Me at February 25, 2017 07:15 AM (HPNqc)

75 Now mayors get to call the sweetened beverage market the debil and throw a tax on it.

Posted by: Bruce

I've just about cut out all sugar n my diet. It is more difficult than you think. Haven't had a soda in 3 years.

Posted by: Hayao at February 25, 2017 07:17 AM (w/bVh)

76 Nope, I was wrong, it's the calcium. Watch out for the calcium enriched oj, too.

Posted by: Jean at February 25, 2017 07:17 AM (zZb/S)

77
DE DEBIL YOU SAY!

What's his daughters name?

Posted by: Put that kid back where it came from or So Help Me at February 25, 2017 07:18 AM (HPNqc)

78
Hi Vic. Can you have honey? It's good for you and packed with calories.

Posted by: Kudzu King at February 25, 2017 07:19 AM (zsn5a)

79 Wow, actually really watch the calcium.

Posted by: Jean at February 25, 2017 07:20 AM (zZb/S)

80 ELO is finally getting the recognition the

Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 07:20 AM (M3DRt)

81 Don't know about rain but sun is out, should go outside and do something.

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 07:20 AM (HDU3V)

82 No real expertise here but I seem to remember you don't take antibiotics with milk because the antibiotic won't work as well. One of the two is K valent and bonds with the other. Er something like that. I asked once.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at February 25, 2017 07:21 AM (qGuSZ)

83 dairy-products-contraindicated-ciprofloxacin-585429.html

Posted by: Jean at February 25, 2017 07:21 AM (zZb/S)

84 Chicago Tribune: Nothing worse than having a weak president. A s the first month has passed of Donald Trump's presidency with little sign of success.....

Hillary by now would have set the nation on fire with success after success, in what I don't know.

Posted by: Colin at February 25, 2017 07:21 AM (ec2s9)

85 Starbucks' brand perception took a major hit after holier-than-thou lefty CEO announced plan to hire 10,000 "refugees."

https://tinyurl.com/ztzllpj

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 25, 2017 07:22 AM (riF5p)

86 The reason I am supposed to be on a lo fat diet is because they ran the "Whipple Procedure" to remove the cancerous intestine. That removes part of the pancrease.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 25, 2017 07:22 AM (mpXpK)

87 ADJUST DOSING INTERVAL: Concurrent ingestion of dairy products (milk, yogurt) or calcium-fortified foods (i.e., cereal, orange juice) may decrease the activity of certain oral fluoroquinolone antibiotics. The mechanism is chelation of calcium and the quinolone, resulting in decreased bioavailability. In the case of orange juice, inhibition of�intestinal�transport mechanisms (P-glycoprotein or organic anion-transporting polypeptides) by flavones may also be involved. One study reported an average 41% decrease in maximum plasma concentrations and a 38% decrease in AUC when ciprofloxacin was given with calcium-fortified orange juice instead of water.

Posted by: Jean at February 25, 2017 07:23 AM (zZb/S)

88 Pixy did not like that little embedded pop over link ...

Posted by: Jean at February 25, 2017 07:23 AM (zZb/S)

89 morning all, I think Donald wants us to fight back.

Trumps morning tweet

"Maybe the millions of people who voted to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN should have their own rally. It would be the biggest of them all!"

Posted by: spypeach at February 25, 2017 07:23 AM (u/r83)

90 Good morning everyone, and especially Vic. It's good to see you back to your curmudgeonly ways.

So Taco Bell is cancelling their fried chicken shell taco thing. Which is a shame because it's pretty good. If any of you want to try it, do so now while they're still being offered.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at February 25, 2017 07:24 AM (ceOrU)

91 Hi Vic. Can you have honey? It's good for you and packed with calories.

Posted by: Kudzu King at February 25, 2017 07:19 AM (zsn5a)

I was thinking about that.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 25, 2017 07:24 AM (mpXpK)

92 Very nice to see you again, Sir Vic

Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 07:24 AM (M3DRt)

93 Morning Hoard and welcome back Vic. Mid 70's yesterday and 40 this morning in OH.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2017 07:25 AM (tr2D7)

94 My kids won't eat the Amish eggs, too fresh

Posted by: Jean at February 25, 2017 07:25 AM (zZb/S)

95 ***Posted by: Jean at February 25, 2017 07:23 AM (zZb/S)

Authentic Pharmacologist Gibberish

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at February 25, 2017 07:25 AM (qGuSZ)

96 What is Whipple procedure? (If not too gross)

Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 07:26 AM (M3DRt)

97 Zippity zappity zoo!

Golden Scalp Weasel gonna get you!

Zippity zap pity zussy!

He gonna grab you pussy!

Zippity zappity zistory!

Now you're on the wrong side of history!

Zippity zappity zatz!

You'll die with 138 cats!

Posted by: The Wizard naturalfake casting a YUUUGE Spell, a Really Really Great Spell at February 25, 2017 07:26 AM (9q7Dl)

98 whipple procedure

A pancreaticoduodenectomy, pancreatoduodenectomy,[1] Whipple procedure, or Kausch-Whipple procedure, is a major surgical operation involving the removal of the head of the pancreas, the duodenum including the duodenal papilla or ampulla of Vater, the proximal jejunum, gallbladder, and often the distal stomach. This operation is performed to treat cancerous tumours of the head of the pancreas, malignant tumors involving the common bile duct, duodenal papilla or ampulla of Vater, or duodenum near the pancreas, some precancerous lesions, some cases of pancreatitis with or without a definitive cause, and rarely, severe trauma.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 25, 2017 07:27 AM (mpXpK)

99 Starbucks, 2 stores in my neighbor hood, DD has more, and its always a friendly visit. No politics and good coffee. They even throw in a doughnut after you buy x number of coffees.

Posted by: Colin at February 25, 2017 07:28 AM (ec2s9)

100
Jean;

You should take them to a farm sometime. when they see where the eggs come from (and what else comes from there) they will never eat another egg again!
City folk seem to think hamburger comes from a cow the same way as milk does.
The cow disagrees.

Posted by: Put that kid back where it came from or So Help Me at February 25, 2017 07:28 AM (HPNqc)

101 95 ***Posted by: Jean at February 25, 2017 07:23 AM (zZb/S)

Authentic Pharmacologist Gibberish
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo

Usually it is, but that decrease is huge. And, it's not MILK it's calcium. Watch the oj and cereals too. I wonder if the release rate from a multivitamin is too slow.

Posted by: Jean at February 25, 2017 07:30 AM (zZb/S)

102 Vic, if you search for vegan (yeah I know) ice cream recipes, they look as if they are made with coconut milk, sugar, etc. No idea what they taste like, but might be worth a try.

Posted by: Bruce at February 25, 2017 07:30 AM (8ikIW)

103 The other day, I had a cool water sandwich and a Sunday go-to-meetin' bun.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 25, 2017 06:30 AM (ul9CR)

What do you want for nutting, a rubber biscuit?

Ba ba ba ba bow mow...

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 25, 2017 07:30 AM (5VlCp)

104 Years ago when we were talking about hunting on here and a woman came on and asked us why we couldn't just get our meat at Kroger where they make it.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at February 25, 2017 07:31 AM (qGuSZ)

105 Chicago Tribune: Nothing worse than having a weak
president. A s the first month has passed of Donald Trump's presidency
with little sign of success.....

Hillary by now would have set the nation on fire with success after success, in what I don't know.

Posted by: Colin

I thought Trump was supposed be the latest reincarnation of the world's worse fascist strongmen. Either the Trib is off message or Ive fallen behind.

Posted by: Hayao at February 25, 2017 07:31 AM (w/bVh)

106 As a real small boy on the farm, I had to "steal" the eggs from under the chickens. I don't remember the chicken being that happy when I just garbed her eggs, but that's life.

Posted by: Colin at February 25, 2017 07:32 AM (ec2s9)

107 I sendem don't to get the eggs from the coop all the time and we have butchered a steer, so they get it. They just got used to grocery eggs and can't eat the fresh ones.

Posted by: Jean at February 25, 2017 07:32 AM (zZb/S)

108 We were at BJ's wholesale club last week, and they were demo'ing simply putting coconut oil (The kind that is hard at room temp, but melts like at 80 degrees) on toasted whole wheat bread in place of butte.�

Movie theater popcorn uses coconut oil, not butter.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at February 25, 2017 07:32 AM (ZFUt7)

109 Trumps morning tweet

"Maybe the millions of people who voted to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN should have their own rally. It would be the biggest of them all!"

Posted by: spypeach at February 25, 2017 07:23 AM (u/r83)

Well, this, of course, is the basic problem with a middle and working class revolution.

We all work. We all for the most part have meaningful lives outside of politics.

But, yes.

If there was a true middle/working class Trump rally in Washington DC-

it could easily field millions. (not fake Democrat "million-whatever" numbers)

And would scare the pants off the the Republican'ts and Dims-

and yes, the reality of that, would break their obstructionism and Trump agenda would go through fairly easily.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 25, 2017 07:33 AM (9q7Dl)

110 The cow disagrees.

Posted by: Put that kid back where it came from or So Help Me

That cow ain't saying nuthin'!

Posted by: Mike the Mick at February 25, 2017 07:33 AM (w/bVh)

111 "asked us why we couldn't just get our meat at Kroger where they make it."

And her Prius is saving the planet, because it uses electricity, generated by a coal powered electric plant?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 25, 2017 07:33 AM (J+eG2)

112 If I drove a hybrid, it would have a "powered by Coal" sticker on it.

Posted by: Jean at February 25, 2017 07:34 AM (zZb/S)

113 And her Prius is saving the planet, because it uses electricity, generated by a coal powered electric plant?

With a battery that was made in Ping Pong China, with who knows what material sent in from however far away.

Posted by: Bruce at February 25, 2017 07:35 AM (8ikIW)

114 Had a late night call from sailor son - temporarily assigned to the amphibious transport ship John Murtha (spit). He asked me why, when he tells anyone his new assignment, they swear and go off on a tear. "Who was this asshole Dad".

Could be worse - he could be on the Harvey Milk - they'd make him fight with twinkies. Thank God Mabus is no longer SECNAV.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2017 07:35 AM (tr2D7)

115 Whipple procedure V.2

1) Mr Whipple hands you a package of Charmin bathroom tissue.

2) You go home and wipe ass.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 25, 2017 07:36 AM (9q7Dl)

116 "If there was a true middle/working class Trump rally in Washington DC-

it could easily field millions. (not fake Democrat "million-whatever" numbers) "

Maybe we could all wear Penis Hats.

with yuge...luxurious, gold plated penii on them.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 25, 2017 07:37 AM (J+eG2)

117 OK, I'm slow, but I can't make heads nor tails of the top post. Is it code? If I use my secret decoder ring, will it say

D-O-N-T-F-O-R-G-E-T-T-O-D-R-I-N-K-Y-O-U-R-O-V-A-L-T-I-N-E

David

Posted by: David, Internet Deplorable at February 25, 2017 07:37 AM (2skQu)

118
Well hear in the North of South we ain't got no palm trees, but we have a helluva lot of cows. I guess i'll stick with butter.
Ever churn your own butter? I did once with a kitchenaid mixer. It sure makes you appreciate modern machinery.

Posted by: Put that kid back where it came from or So Help Me at February 25, 2017 07:37 AM (HPNqc)

119 This headline confuses me:

'Transgender wrestler wins his first matches while competing in girls state tournament'

"his" first matches? If it's a he then why is it in a girl's tournament?

Posted by: freaked at February 25, 2017 07:37 AM (BO/km)

120 1) Mr Whipple hands you a package of Charmin bathroom tissue.

Posted by: naturalfake

Poor, poor Mr Whipple. Got eaten by the bears.

Posted by: Goldilocks at February 25, 2017 07:38 AM (w/bVh)

121 As a real small boy on the farm, I had to "steal" the eggs from under the chickens. I don't remember the chicken being that happy when I just garbed her eggs, but that's life.
Posted by: Colin
----

And that's the difference between the clucks and dairy. The girls loved me washing off their udders with warm water during the winter when they came in to be milked.

Good times, good times.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2017 07:39 AM (tr2D7)

122 ""his" first matches? If it's a he then why is it in a girl's tournament?"

Is going from setter to pointer.

But I don't think the gender mutilation surgery has been performed yet.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 25, 2017 07:39 AM (J+eG2)

123 I watched a few minutes of Shemp Smith yesterday, he had his bowels in an uproar over Trumps' treatment of CNN....anyway his make-up apparently wasn't finished and it looked like he had a dick track on his forehead.

Posted by: BignJames at February 25, 2017 07:39 AM (x9c8r)

124 OK, I'm slow, but I can't make heads nor tails of the top post. Is it code? If I use my secret decoder ring, will it say.

I didn't either. Thought with reading comments the meaning would come to light.
I'm still in the dark.

Posted by: Bruce at February 25, 2017 07:39 AM (8ikIW)

125 My grandma made butter twice a week. I grew up seeing bowls of clabber on the back porch.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at February 25, 2017 07:40 AM (qGuSZ)

126 And now for some local news.

John Angelos, the VP for the Baltimore Orioles has said he doesn't want President Trump to throw out the opening pitch.

The online comments are not kind to Mr Angelos.

Not kind, at all.

Perhaps he should STFU, and enjoy a bag of dicks.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 25, 2017 07:43 AM (J+eG2)

127 104 Dave at Buffalo Roam
In reference to 'making meat at Kroger'

When the National Farmers Organization (NFO) went on strike in the '70s, and stopped delivering milk to market, my ex-wife remarked "What do we care if farmers stop delivering milk, we get ours from the grocery store."

Posted by: French Jeton at February 25, 2017 07:44 AM (WMvHw)

128 If you ever saw a hand churn it makes you appreciate the Land 'O Lakes quite a bit more. As said I made some in a mixer, and it took what seemed like forever. you watch it closely as it is really cool though, you have cream swirling around for what seems like forever, and then BAM! in about 2 second a ball of butter and a bunch of water. Magic, I say.

Posted by: Put that kid back where it came from or So Help Me at February 25, 2017 07:44 AM (HPNqc)

129 'But I don't think the gender mutilation surgery has been performed yet.'

Well if I had a daughter who had to wrestle "him" I would be kind of upset. That's f'd up.

Posted by: freaked at February 25, 2017 07:45 AM (BO/km)

130 A lot of controversy on the tranny wrestler. Taking steroids to transition to male but is still allowed to wrestle the girls. Court case in process. Got to State because of real girls taking a default.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 25, 2017 07:45 AM (/I0MH)

131 If it's a he then why is it in a girl's tournament?"

Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world
except for Lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo Lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo Lola

Seriously? It's a she. Taking a shitload of testosterone, which would give her a definite advantage.

Remember the east German 'female' athletes? Hideous.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at February 25, 2017 07:47 AM (ZFUt7)

132 This seems like a case of having your cake and eating it too. It's nonsense, like something from Allen In Wonderland.

Posted by: freaked at February 25, 2017 07:49 AM (BO/km)

133 Morning! Asleep before 10pm and up at 6:30. Vic is back bringing the news plus his wisdom. Great way to start the day and prayers go out to him for his recovery.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 25, 2017 07:51 AM (wBzi3)

134 More lawfare bullchip- Tranny kid should be made to sit out until transition is done then go wrestle the boys.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 25, 2017 07:52 AM (/I0MH)

135
hey, when Allen's in Wonderland, where does he go to get a drink?

A Wunderbar?

Posted by: Put that kid back where it came from or So Help Me at February 25, 2017 07:52 AM (HPNqc)

136 Where are all the violent and terrorists protesting the DNC in Atlanta?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 25, 2017 07:53 AM (wBzi3)

137 That includes the addadicktomy.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 25, 2017 07:53 AM (/I0MH)

138 One of my first jobs as a probably 4-5 year old was to was the udders before the machine was hooked up....My dad named every cow, now around here farms have hundreds of cows, maybe a thousand. Times have changed.

Posted by: Colin at February 25, 2017 07:54 AM (ec2s9)

139 A lot of controversy on the tranny wrestler. Taking
steroids to transition to male but is still allowed to wrestle the
girls. Court case in process. Got to State because of real girls
taking a default.

Posted by: Ben Had

And the righteous feminists are sitting on their dildos doing nothing.

BTW, my browser doesn't recognize 'tranny' as spelled correctly. Some signs of sanity still exist.

Posted by: Just sayin' at February 25, 2017 07:54 AM (w/bVh)

140 I believe the DNC are only cock teasing us about electing Keefe Ellison. Surely they will not election somebody who believes white people are genetic defects? Is he out of the Nation of Islam closet?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 25, 2017 07:56 AM (wBzi3)

141 124 OK, I'm slow, but I can't make heads nor tails of the top post. Is it code? If I use my secret decoder ring, will it say.

I didn't either. Thought with reading comments the meaning would come to light.
I'm still in the dark.

Posted by: Bruce at February 25, 2017 07:39 AM (8ikIW)

He's talking about the witches getting together last night to put a binding spell on President Trump and his supporters.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2017 07:58 AM (0mRoj)

142 I believe the DNC are only cock teasing us about
electing Keefe Ellison. Surely they will not election somebody who
believes white people are genetic defects? Is he out of the Nation of
Islam closet?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe

The choice between a commie and a muzzie, Where I'm from, we call that a no-lose situation.

Posted by: Barack - I ain't going nowhere - Obama at February 25, 2017 07:59 AM (w/bVh)

143 Tranny wrestler in High school before 8am? Wew Vlads!

Today will be a It's Always Sunny Day in Philly on the elliptical machine.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 25, 2017 07:59 AM (wBzi3)

144 Just sayin-absolutely. The Feminists should be in the fore front on this. If anyone can identify as female they have no movement any longer and the civil rights industry goes down as well. Hey, maybe I need to rethink this.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 25, 2017 07:59 AM (/I0MH)

145
With a battery that was made in Ping Pong China, with who knows what material sent in from however far away.
Posted by: Bruce

Using rare Earth's dug by slave labor who toil until their organs cross type with a paying donor.

Posted by: Jean at February 25, 2017 08:00 AM (zZb/S)

146 HFCS is a liquid, so it's easier to transport than sugar.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at February 25, 2017 08:01 AM (J8/9G)

147 He's talking about the witches getting together last night to put a binding spell on President Trump and his supporters.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2017 07:58 AM (0mRoj)

Binding? Supposed to make you constipated?

Posted by: BignJames at February 25, 2017 08:02 AM (x9c8r)

148 nood

Posted by: Bruce at February 25, 2017 08:02 AM (8ikIW)

149 Trump should tweet: I don't think their spell worked, but I was a little constipated this morning.

Posted by: Jean at February 25, 2017 08:03 AM (zZb/S)

150 Hey, maybe I need to rethink this.

Posted by: Ben Had

It's called Pretzel Logic. Let them burn their own neighborhood down with it. No need to help.

Posted by: Don Fagan at February 25, 2017 08:03 AM (w/bVh)

151 Nood!

Vegan toddler.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 25, 2017 08:04 AM (wBzi3)

152 For "settled science" (and there is no such thing, as any real
scientist will tell you), there sure do seem to be a lot of dissenting
scientific opinions. But the public will never know that, because CNN
and NYT and WaPo, etc., will never tell them.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 25, 2017 06:57 AM

Academic Brits have been talking about it being the beginning of another Maunder Minimum with less sunspot activity for a few years. "Scientists" in the US never heard of it.

Posted by: Lester at February 25, 2017 08:07 AM (8USec)

153 I'd go with Green as DNC chairperson. She is black, from Texas, a women, and well spoken. The Democrats believe that black women are the key to victory after Trump. Ellison is to controversial.

Posted by: Colin at February 25, 2017 08:10 AM (ec2s9)

154 Just took a nice dump. So, no, not bound up yet!

Posted by: West at February 25, 2017 08:20 AM (okAib)

155 The Democrats believe that black women are the key to victory after Trump.

6% of the population that already votes 98% Democrat.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2017 08:31 AM (oVJmc)

156 6% of the population that already votes 98% Democrat.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles

It's all about the optics.

Posted by: David Ogilvy at February 25, 2017 08:34 AM (w/bVh)

157 So when it happens I think maybe the biggest thing in the last 5 years??? we will see

Posted by: name at February 25, 2017 09:04 AM (En9Fa)

158 Don't eat anything with high fructose corn syrup (which is practically everything). Your body doesn't know what to do with it. And GUYS... don't drink soy milk...or we'll have to add another gender for you.

Posted by: itsacookbook at February 25, 2017 09:14 AM (yPxXc)

159 >>>"Maybe the millions of people who voted to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN should have their own rally. It would be the biggest of them all!"

They did; it was "voting day." It was huuuuuge.

Posted by: m at February 25, 2017 09:26 AM (3jGss)

160 Pentagon says "Gee, lets call ISIS ISIS".
http://tinyurl.com/hepyvn8
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 25, 2017 05:55 AM (mpXpK)

Call them Daesh, which is a play on words and an actual insult.

Posted by: Bill R. at February 25, 2017 09:40 AM (jKUeC)

161 the skulls are still worn by Gov Brown and his thin skinned
mexican friends.....

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