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Overnight Open Thread (24 Feb 2017)
Economics 101
Gee, didn't see this coming. With sales depressed by soda tax, Philly grocers look to cut jobs as Mayor blames 'greedy' soda industry."I didn't think it was possible for the soda industry to be any greedier," Kenney said in an emailed statement to Philly.com reporter Julia Terruso. "They are so committed to stopping this tax from spreading to other cities, that they are not only passing the tax they should be paying onto their customer, they are actually willing to threaten working men and women's jobs rather than marginally reduce their seven figure bonuses."
Dear God, this guy is gonna be floored when he finds out all the other companies that pass on taxes to their customers. Philly, you elected an economic genius there. Enjoy. Not be outdone by Philly, check out what Seattle's mayor is proposing. Mayor Ed Murray proposes $55 million a year property-tax levy to fight homelessness. Genius. Make it more expensive to own a home to combat homelessness which will probably result in more homelessness. Good Question Why is Democratic Governor outraged that Trump ceded power to the states? 'Cuz he won't be able to shrug his shoulders and blame DC when things don't go well. Nothing Else Matters
h/t mpfs Epic Doctor Who Orchestral Cover This is pretty bad ass.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 24, 2017 10:02 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 24, 2017 10:03 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 24, 2017 10:03 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2017 10:04 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Erev tov lekholam! at February 24, 2017 10:04 PM (kP16F)
We used to call them Puritans.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2017 10:04 PM (R6nK6)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 24, 2017 10:05 PM (tHwdc)
I'm surprised they aren't bitching about a lack of "gender fluid" people.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 24, 2017 10:05 PM (+lVUW)
Wonder if they'll use an Erector Set?
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at February 24, 2017 10:05 PM (Xpeyq)
--Man On Fire is one of my all-time favorite action movies (and by far my favorite revenge flick).
Except for (arguably) the kidnappee, her mother, and Christopher Walken, everyone in the movie is black or "Hispanic."
Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2017 10:06 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 24, 2017 10:06 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: duncan at February 24, 2017 10:07 PM (XKLkE)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2017 10:07 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 24, 2017 10:07 PM (tHwdc)
Who witch this is?!
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at February 24, 2017 10:07 PM (Xpeyq)
Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2017 10:08 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 24, 2017 10:08 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at February 24, 2017 10:08 PM (+eR2D)
We used to call them Puritans.
Posted by: Anna Puma
Which probably isn't fair to the Puritans.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 24, 2017 10:08 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 24, 2017 10:08 PM (QDr6b)
Can't be her, the wookie is way too sexy.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 24, 2017 10:09 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 24, 2017 10:09 PM (QDr6b)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2017 10:10 PM (R6nK6)
Posted by: Farmer at February 24, 2017 10:10 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 24, 2017 10:10 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Flyboy at February 24, 2017 10:10 PM (JKGcx)
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Same thing happening here. They are going to raise property taxes, promising to use the money for 'Low Income Housing', because...housing is too expensive.
*blood pressure rises*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2017 10:10 PM (NBHj5)
Posted by: Mr. E Blackadder, butler to the Prince-Regent at February 24, 2017 10:10 PM (QDr6b)
Posted by: lindarising schadenbutton! at February 24, 2017 10:11 PM (JNDQi)
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 24, 2017 10:11 PM (J5mC3)
I think we would be happier and they would be annoyed. I propose we give it a try.
Posted by: LASue, so very deplorable at February 24, 2017 10:11 PM (kuoBn)
I'm sorry for any morons who live in Seattle, but I really like the idea of liberal home owners in Seattle taking it up the butt for their liberalism. And if they're anything like my liberal sister in law, they bitch more than conservatives when they get hit with a tax increase or any cost increase themselves.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 24, 2017 10:11 PM (+lVUW)
Helluvan end to the NASCAR truck race!
Posted by: Spun and Murky at February 24, 2017 10:11 PM (4DCSq)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 24, 2017 10:11 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Fat-ass Tranny on Tucker tonight at February 24, 2017 10:12 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 24, 2017 10:12 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: JROD at February 24, 2017 10:13 PM (xA3Xo)
Posted by: bluebell at February 24, 2017 10:13 PM (sTBcq)
Posted by: Lauren at February 24, 2017 10:13 PM (fbFrw)
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We have to streets named 'Cox'. They are referred to as 'Long Cox' and 'Short Cox'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2017 10:13 PM (ZO497)
Most of the people who elected him buy their soda with EBT cards, so they don't give a shit what it costs.
Not be outdone by Philly, check out what Seattle's mayor is proposing. Mayor Ed Murray proposes $55 million a year property-tax levy to fight homelessness. Genius. Make it more expensive to own a home to combat homelessness which will probably result in more homelessness.
I... Uh...
OK, I got nothing.
Posted by: rickl at February 24, 2017 10:13 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 24, 2017 10:13 PM (voOPb)
911 operator, "911 what is your emergency?"
*long pause*
Operator, "You glued what? Oh honey, bless your heart. We'll get the fire department right there with the Jaws of Life."
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2017 10:13 PM (R6nK6)
I hate our rotting, degenerate culture. For reasons I can't go into, I ended up having to have a long conversation with my preteen daughter about ghey shit. It was in generalities but this shit shouldn't even be on her radar. I'm so angry and sick I could crush a neutron star with my bare hands. We're inundated with this fucking shit all day every day on TV, in the news, on the radio, in fucking commercials for Christ's sake. God damn it all to hell. Fuck these assholes that put this shit in our kids' heads. Fuck them all to hell.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 10:14 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2017 10:14 PM (ktw54)
vagina
lipstick
glue
Also known as Joe Biden's dinner.
Posted by: wooga at February 24, 2017 10:15 PM (n5VsB)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 24, 2017 10:15 PM (tHwdc)
Good lunch today. Had a McDonalds Hot 'n Spicy McChicken... with some Taco Bell hot sauce on it. Felt a bit naughty. ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2017 10:16 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2017 10:16 PM (ktw54)
'Decimates'?
Cool. I'm sure the other 90% of the slug won't hurt.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2017 10:17 PM (ZO497)
There is a thread at godlikeproductions tonight called "pray for President Trump at midnight eastern 2/24"
The people there are supporting the idea, and even say this is a thing:
#Pray4DJT
/I think it's to cancel out the witches... but still. Prayer being suggested and positively viewed on that kind of site is surprising to me.
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 24, 2017 10:17 PM (J5mC3)
Picturing a firefighter with one of those huge circular saws, sparks flying everywhere.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 24, 2017 10:17 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
You show me a woman with lipstick on her labia and I'll show you a Muslim Brotherhood mole who really hates her job.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 24, 2017 10:17 PM (QDr6b)
Posted by: Lauren at February 24, 2017 10:13 PM (fbFrw)
Peeing out your vagina means you need surgery.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 10:17 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: NCKate at February 24, 2017 10:18 PM (CVz3a)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 24, 2017 10:18 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 24, 2017 10:18 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 24, 2017 10:18 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: buzzion at February 24, 2017 10:18 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at February 24, 2017 10:19 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Spun and Murky at February 24, 2017 10:19 PM (4DCSq)
Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at February 24, 2017 10:19 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2017 10:19 PM (R6nK6)
And in this article, it doesn't mention needing an unflattering picture of Trump, but it does say that instead of an orange candle they can use a carrot.
The poor carrot's reputation is diminishing by the day.
Posted by: bluebell at February 24, 2017 10:19 PM (sTBcq)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at February 24, 2017 10:20 PM (u8kLQ)
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Same thing happening here. They are going to raise property taxes, promising to use the money for 'Low Income Housing', because...housing is too expensive.
*blood pressure rises*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2017 10:10 PM (NBHj5)
They've done it with the "meals tax" here. It used to be the same as the sales tax, but the city decided that they needed moarrr money for their wet dream plans. So, the tax raised more money in the first year because people hadn't gotten used to it. Their bright idea? MOOOOAAARRR. They raised it again, but this time when the recession hit, so that is why the tax receipts went down. Their solution? MOOOAAAARRRRRR!!! Raised it again. Now, resturaunts are closing their doors in the city because now the meals tax is almost 12%.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at February 24, 2017 10:20 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 24, 2017 10:20 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Original Jake at February 24, 2017 10:21 PM (VBsKP)
[Hope Solo Anal bleaching joke goes here]
Posted by: Kindltot at February 24, 2017 10:21 PM (XMCn6)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 24, 2017 10:21 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 24, 2017 10:17 PM (QDr6b)
Just put duct tape over her mouth and no one will be able to hear her bitch. That right there is the worst part of a period, and you know I'm right about that.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 24, 2017 10:21 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Donaldvan at February 24, 2017 10:21 PM (Xpeyq)
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a Star Wars movie full of inter-species facials?
that's grosser than kissing your grandmother goodnight and having her run her tongue down your throat.
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 24, 2017 10:21 PM (EslWx)
Posted by: rickl at February 24, 2017 10:21 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 24, 2017 10:21 PM (oVJmc)
Well there goes BCochran's chilli recipe.
Though Boehner and Cristie might get zapped a lot quicker via sympathetic magic and law of similarity than Trump by this spell.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2017 10:21 PM (R6nK6)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 10:14 PM
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I'm so sorry Insomniac.
I don't have kids, and to be honest, I can't even imagine what you parents go through these days.
Sigh.
I suppose morality has become an "everyone says it's OK, so it's OK" thing. Rather like the "if all your friends jumped off a bridge, would you jump off?"
Just because it seems OK doesn't mean it is OK.
I lay the blame with Blue Dress Stain Clinton. He demeaned the office of the President, put a young girl in an inappropriate situation and made oral sex no different than borrowing a comb.
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 24, 2017 10:22 PM (J5mC3)
That's when women do feminized versions of male superheroes and other comic characters at various ComicCons. Deadpool is a good example, lots of pics of those women floating around.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2017 10:22 PM (u8kLQ)
with my preteen daughter about ghey shit. It was in generalities but
this shit shouldn't even be on her radar. I'm so angry and sick I could
crush a neutron star with my bare hands.
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I hear you brother.
My 16 yr old was cracking up over the YouTube vid where Ben Shapiro was slicing up the "Genderfluidity" wacko. We had a dad/son chuckle over it, but damn , that is so effed up.
All you can do is try to get there first , or at least with an overwhelming force.
Sorry. That really sucks.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 24, 2017 10:22 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 24, 2017 10:22 PM (LTHVh)
How can they have a homeless problem when everyone is earning an affordable $15/hr living wage?
Posted by: tbodie at February 24, 2017 10:22 PM (6MUFb)
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 24, 2017 10:17 PM (J5mC3)
Having perused that site on occasion myself, I can't say that really surprises me.
I can't prove it or verify it, but I was told once that GLP is actually owned and/or run by a couple Christians and they just let it pretty much run wild.
Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at February 24, 2017 10:22 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2017 10:22 PM (WDdjT)
bitch. That right there is the worst part of a period, and you know I'm
right about that.
I know enough not to argue.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 24, 2017 10:23 PM (IcT7t)
I've shot a HK USP
This is a bad ass weapon, just a big sucker.
The US Navy SEALS have a variant of it
Posted by: Original Jake at February 24, 2017 10:23 PM (VBsKP)
Posted by: colfax mingo at February 24, 2017 10:24 PM (Ik1WR)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2017 10:24 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 24, 2017 10:24 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Original Jake at February 24, 2017 10:24 PM (VBsKP)
He certainly didnt help things, but it's been bubbling under the surface since before then. Now, we're fucking soaking in it.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 10:24 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Chris Cuomo at February 24, 2017 10:24 PM (cmE8J)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 24, 2017 10:25 PM (oVJmc)
It was a different world altogether. I forgot it - Desk phones. No social media accounts. Computers that can only show big green block letters in Capital form. This of a time before Olympia Dukakis was cool in the 80s.
I don't think Melanie could get away with her scheme today, she'd be googled in 2 seconds even if she did survive all crashes literally and figurative in her line of work.
Another thing that wouldn't fly today - It was the whitest movie in the world. There was one person of color (and he was a servant of some kind) Also Kevin Spacey would not have any credibiilty in his bit part.
It just dawned on me after 30 years that Trask Industries is supposed to be Trump something.
Posted by: SarahW at February 24, 2017 10:25 PM (Sp1NT)
Posted by: Warlock Sharpton at February 24, 2017 10:25 PM (9kVF0)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 24, 2017 10:26 PM (gEmE5)
Doubly so because gays get attention.
And little kids love attention. Especially little girls.
I have a friend who has a daughter. She has 3(!) 13 year old friends that are 'lesbians'.
Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2017 10:26 PM (ktw54)
I haven't watched anything since Revenge of the Sith. I knew that further installations would not only be shit, but SJW shit and do nothing but barf up the same old tropes from the ones we really like: Episodes IV,V,VI. Doing the same shit in SJW mode like Ghostbusters.
Why do people pay to watch this shit? Let me virtue signal here: never watched zootopia or read a single harry pooter, although I did watch one for free. And I watched avatard for free.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 24, 2017 10:26 PM (W8bn5)
Posted by: Original Jake
Since legalization, it smells like a bong filled with piss. So they got that going for them.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 24, 2017 10:26 PM (QDr6b)
Sorry. That really sucks.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 24, 2017 10:22 PM (KgpWR)
Yeah, it's all you can do. I'm no prude, but dammit this shit pisses me off. It's in our eyes and ears (shut up) 24/7 and you just can't get away from it.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 10:26 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Lena Dunham's little sister at February 24, 2017 10:26 PM (Xpeyq)
and they aren't good.
seems shot dispersion goes way up when the weapon is being fired at combat rates.
that's the main thing i remember them talking about, but i'm sure there are other issues as well...
you can search his poasts: just add DOT com to the page name above.
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 24, 2017 10:26 PM (EslWx)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 24, 2017 10:26 PM (KgpWR)
Chris Stevens Died in Darkness, Too. But Our Boyfriend Told Us Not to Talk About It.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 24, 2017 10:27 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 24, 2017 10:27 PM (W8bn5)
Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2017 10:26 PM (ktw54)
Fuck me running.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 10:27 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Emmie at February 24, 2017 10:28 PM (xVuS6)
It's as if he has no medical training at all.
What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: mpfs in PA at February 24, 2017 10:29 PM (nNo+Q)
Posted by: Emmie at February 24, 2017 10:29 PM (xVuS6)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 24, 2017 10:21 PM (oVJmc)
Show a cat walking across the ceiling. "Acme Pussy Glue is the shizznit!"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2017 10:29 PM (WDdjT)
It's like this... the bottler sells the product to a distributor, who sells it to a wholesaler, who sells it to a grocery store, who sells it to the final consumer. At each step in this chain, a profit has to be made. If the bottler makes $1 for selling a 12-pack, the bottler cannot then turn around and pay a $3 tax on that $1 of income.
Something's gotta give, there. Either the cost is passed on to the customer, or the company eats a massive loss resulting in bankruptcy, or the company just pulls out of that city's market.
The only way the city gets the money that it's now counting on from that tax is if the tax is passed on to the customer.
Bro, do you even economics?
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at February 24, 2017 10:30 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear
Is this your first ONT? Drunk, belligerent, and no pants are all required. Oxford commas should be.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 24, 2017 10:30 PM (QDr6b)
Midway Industries:
Quad rails
Fore grip
Rear flip sights
2 Metal 30 Mags
6 Tapco Pmags
Bushnell Holosite
Custom AR carry case
Original carry handle
What is a fair asking price?
Posted by: Flyboy at February 24, 2017 10:30 PM (JKGcx)
HOT TUNA : The Terrible Operation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUu7r-yUGS8
Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2017 10:30 PM (ktw54)
"Delivering his annual State of the City address from a North Seattle mosque, Mayor Ed Murray announced Tuesday he will seek a $55 million per year levy to combat homelessness and a soda tax to fund education programs."
You can't make this stuff up.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 24, 2017 10:30 PM (DMUuz)
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gah, what will life be like when this generation are adults?
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 24, 2017 10:31 PM (KgpWR)
How can they have a homeless problem when everyone is earning an affordable $15/hr living wage?
Posted by: tbodie
Quiet tbodie, you'll have the mayor raising their minimum wage to $25 per hour.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 24, 2017 10:31 PM (+lVUW)
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gah, what will life be like when this generation are adults?
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 24, 2017 10:31 PM (KgpWR)
A giant clusterfuck, that's what.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 10:32 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Vaginal Glue Doc at February 24, 2017 10:32 PM (ktw54)
and they aren't good.
seems shot dispersion goes way up when the weapon is being fired at combat rates.
that's the main thing i remember them talking about, but i'm sure there are other issues as well...
you can search his poasts: just add DOT com to the page name above.
Posted by: redc1c4 at February
well, they are not designed to be precision rifles. not that I want something with a piston. direct impingement is fine.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 24, 2017 10:32 PM (cPsPa)
http://tinyurl.com/gku4t6e
Not sure if anyone knows this sort of stuff...but! You can stop witches if you like!
I think. I don't really know.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 24, 2017 10:32 PM (MZcWR)
Posted by: Flyboy at February 24, 2017 10:30 PM (JKGcx)
how da fuck you gunna sell it since it is at the bottom of the lake after that boating 'accident' ?
?
Posted by: Original Jake at February 24, 2017 10:33 PM (VBsKP)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
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Probably decimated.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2017 10:33 PM (ZO497)
Hannity is throwing himself into raghead hell.
He thinks he is Perry Mason.
This is . Awful.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 24, 2017 10:33 PM (KgpWR)
bitch. That right there is the worst part of a period, and you know I'm
right about that.
I know enough not to argue.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 24, 2017 10:23 PM (IcT7t)
I'm long past that, Blanco. Now I'm happy and charming 24/7
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 24, 2017 10:33 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
I always thought it would be fun to own a Newfoundland, but I was put off by what the dog food must cost. That and the huge dogs have shorter life spans.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 24, 2017 10:34 PM (+lVUW)
Having perused that site on occasion myself, I can't say that really surprises me.
I can't prove it or verify it, but I was told once that GLP is actually owned and/or run by a couple Christians and they just let it pretty much run wild.
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That may be right Country Boy.
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 24, 2017 10:34 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 24, 2017 10:35 PM (KgpWR)
Base rifle is about $600 retail I think. How much is the holosite worth?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 10:35 PM (0mRoj)
1) The NEW CNN: Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere
2) The NFL Is Rigged (Video)
3) Why Are So Many Women Working Out?
4) Pretty Sure My Wife Is Cheating On Me But It Is So Much More Peaceful When She's Gone I Could Care Less
5) I'm Having A Nervous Breakdown
6) What Do They Do With Blood After Blood Work?
And so on.
Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at February 24, 2017 10:35 PM (Jcg9Q)
...................
right, some women hate eating pooner
makes them puke
choose your threesome wisely
Posted by: Original Jake at February 24, 2017 10:35 PM (VBsKP)
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Heathen societies generally end badly.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2017 10:35 PM (ZO497)
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What is that brown hill in the yard? Is it dirt?
No. It's NOT dirt.
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 24, 2017 10:36 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 24, 2017 10:31 PM (+lVUW)*
My bad
Posted by: tbodie at February 24, 2017 10:36 PM (6MUFb)
Posted by: Original Jake
So ultra liberal cities like Seattle aren't utopias?
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 24, 2017 10:36 PM (+lVUW)
I hate our rotting, degenerate culture. For reasons I can't go into, I ended up having to have a long conversation with my preteen daughter about ghey shit. It was in generalities but this shit shouldn't even be on her radar. I'm so angry and sick I could crush a neutron star with my bare hands. We're inundated with this fucking shit all day every day on TV, in the news, on the radio, in fucking commercials for Christ's sake. God damn it all to hell. Fuck these assholes that put this shit in our kids' heads. Fuck them all to hell.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 10:14 PM (0mRoj)
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We had to leave our (Presby) church 2 years ago so we didn't have to explain the concept of 'gay marriage" to our little kids.
We found a church 1000x better in every way, so it worked out great.
These days, it's really, really, REALLY hard to keep innocent kids from hearing about/seeing sexual perversion on a daily basis, thanks to the fact that gays didn't want to be left alone to live and let live, they wanted to take over the entire damn culture.
I once had a gay guy on the 'net tell me that it was time for my, and everyone else's, "hetero subjugation".
Posted by: The Octagon at February 24, 2017 10:36 PM (adsVM)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/h63upcq
These white guys didn't invent jazz, but "Livery Stable Blues" is the earliest known jazz recording, from 1917.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WojNaU4-kI
I love how the photo flickers like an old silent movie. That's a nice touch.
Posted by: rickl at February 24, 2017 10:36 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
Don't know. Mine stick together all on their own.
Posted by: Sandra Flook at February 24, 2017 10:36 PM (/Nite)
Midway Industries:
Quad rails
Fore grip
Rear flip sights
2 Metal 30 Mags
6 Tapco Pmags
Bushnell Holosite
Custom AR carry case
Original carry handle
What is a fair asking price?
Posted by: Flyboy at February 24, 2017 10:30 PM (JKGcx)
I'll start the bidding at 10 bucks.
Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at February 24, 2017 10:36 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Brunette the 'Ette at February 24, 2017 10:36 PM (adsVM)
**pours libation to Tengri and adds another tendy to the altar of Kek**
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 24, 2017 10:37 PM (gEmE5)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 24, 2017 10:37 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: rickl at February 24, 2017 10:37 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2017 10:08 PM (GsAUU)
It is. But I think its really lost its way since they creator broke up with Robyn Adele Anderson. She's got her own channel though and her songs are much more in line with classic PMJ.
https://youtu.be/zeQCLAQqnbg
Posted by: buzzion at February 24, 2017 10:38 PM (cAnNx)
I want to say one word to you. Just one word.
Plastic.
Posted by: Mr. Maguire at February 24, 2017 10:38 PM (ktw54)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 24, 2017 10:38 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
why don't they get them tatooed like the girls that get the permanent makeup tattooed?
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 24, 2017 10:38 PM (cPsPa)
So, in their eyes, even soda distributors are Scrooge McDuck swimming in a bin of cash that they could comfortably part with but won't because greed? Is the sugary drink business really that lucrative a gold mine?
Posted by: Dan K. at February 24, 2017 10:38 PM (UROJb)
Posted by: gNewt at February 24, 2017 10:39 PM (tBswe)
I once had a gay guy on the 'net tell me that it was time for my, and everyone else's, "hetero subjugation".
Posted by: The Octagon at February 24, 2017 10:36 PM (adsVM)
That's the agenda. They can't just fuck off and sodomize in peace, oh no.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 10:39 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 24, 2017 10:39 PM (EslWx)
Sagging piercings, wrinkled tattoos, "Muzak"-ified rap songs - nursing homes will be weird places in 50 years
Posted by: josephistan at February 24, 2017 10:40 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Country Boy
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It's a trick, man. He's trying to fleece you. Good thing I'm here...and your friend.
$20.00
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2017 10:40 PM (NBHj5)
I think they mostly sodomize in the butt. Mostly.
Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2017 10:40 PM (ktw54)
Posted by: Lena Dunham's little sister
Ya know sweetie, maybe you could sue your deviant sister to make her pay for some therapy. Just sayin'.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 24, 2017 10:41 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 24, 2017 10:41 PM (LTHVh)
Scientists have made headway into integrating electronics with the neurons of a living being.
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=13037
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 24, 2017 10:41 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 24, 2017 10:41 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: mpfs in PA at February 24, 2017 10:41 PM (nNo+Q)
That's the agenda. They can't just fuck off and sodomize in peace, oh no.
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I'm so old remember when Homopseudomarriage was harmless and just an expression of their desire to live and let live.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 24, 2017 10:41 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 10:41 PM (0mRoj)
...
1k maybe 14
15 seems a stretch unless you at in NY, CA or MA
bigger ?? is why you selling?
Posted by: Original Jake at February 24, 2017 10:42 PM (VBsKP)
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my vote is for "nasty, brutish and short"...
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 24, 2017 10:42 PM (EslWx)
I once had a gay guy on the 'net tell me that it was time for my, and everyone else's, "hetero subjugation".
Posted by: The Octagon at February 24, 2017 10:36 PM (adsVM)
Did you explain to him that he's a very tiny minority, and any attempt to "subjugate" the majority will be met with pushback that will make him wish that he was never born?
Posted by: rickl at February 24, 2017 10:42 PM (sdi6R)
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the pountr of SJW bs is to make everyone walk on eggshells.
it's a power play
like a boot camp instructor chewing you out for bs stuff
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 24, 2017 10:42 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 10:35 PM (0mRoj)
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Got the Holosite on a deal at $150. Midway stuff was about $200 total new. Mags above 2 are $15 eah new. Case was $80 new. Thinking of asking $900 for the package.
Also selling 2 1000 round rounds of 55 grain rounds of 223 FMJ, because I have over 10k. $325/can seems cheap. Thoughts?
Posted by: Flyboy at February 24, 2017 10:42 PM (JKGcx)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 24, 2017 10:41 PM (KgpWR)
Right. The good old days.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 10:43 PM (0mRoj)
**pours libation to Tengri and adds another tendy to the altar of Kek**
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 24, 2017 10:37 PM (gEmE5)
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They don't have any power, per se, but that doesn't mean they aren't doing their best to be pathetic tools of something they can't begin to comprehend.
Think of all the times noble men have died because they were betrayed by some sniveling little crapweasel.
Posted by: Brunette the 'Ette at February 24, 2017 10:43 PM (adsVM)
Witches are going to cast a spell to bind Donald Trump so he will fail.
Anyone remember all the trouble Rush Limbaugh got into for hoping Obama would fail with his liberal agenda? How Un-American it was to wish that a sitting President would fail?
Good times.
Posted by: Darth Randall at February 24, 2017 10:43 PM (6n332)
Scientists have made headway into integrating electronics with the neurons of a living being.
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 24, 2017 10:41 PM
Will there be pleasure models?
Posted by: otho at February 24, 2017 10:44 PM (lmIoG)
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at February 24, 2017 10:44 PM (VOW1N)
..............
dude, don't make it this easy
Posted by: BATFE at February 24, 2017 10:44 PM (VBsKP)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 24, 2017 10:45 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: rickl at February 24, 2017 10:42 PM (sdi6R)
Being into SnM as they are he might think you were coming on to him.
Posted by: gNewt at February 24, 2017 10:45 PM (tBswe)
anyone know what being a civilian medical employee (nurse, doctor, etc) of the military is like?
KTY is curious
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 24, 2017 10:45 PM (Om16U)
Well here we are again. Week thirteen and another Friday night and I'm sitting here with $68 bucks in my pocket. Guess what!!!??
That's right!
Not a single friggin' dollar is going to you or any of your suck-ass theatres.
Kiss my ass you Marxist assholes.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 24, 2017 10:45 PM (0tfLf)
..............
Idaho is fuckin full , tell everyone you know
serious
Posted by: Original Jake at February 24, 2017 10:45 PM (VBsKP)
Scientists have made headway into integrating electronics with the neurons of a living being.
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 24, 2017 10:41 PM
Will there be pleasure models?
Posted by: otho
I don't think it's possible to make a cyborg catgirl that isn't a pleasure model.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 24, 2017 10:46 PM (QDr6b)
I once had a gay guy on the 'net tell me that it was time for my, and everyone else's, "hetero subjugation".
Posted by: The Octagon at February 24, 2017 10:36 PM (adsVM)
Did you explain to him that he's a very tiny minority, and any attempt to "subjugate" the majority will be met with pushback that will make him wish that he was never born?
Posted by: rickl at February 24, 2017 10:42 PM (sdi6R)
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Pretty much, only I was somewhat less polite. I did thank him for confirming what I'd figured all along.
Thing is, we ARE subjugated already, in the sense that you'll be hounded out of your job if you dare speak a word against the Noble Crusade of Sexual Deviancy.
Posted by: Brunette the 'Ette at February 24, 2017 10:46 PM (adsVM)
Posted by: Locke Common at February 24, 2017 10:46 PM (a/dj+)
I don't want to know what gay men do together, I don't want to know the problem your husband had with sex when he was on an anti-depressant, and i don't want to know that your wife is horney after her weight loss and you're banging her regulary.
Back
In
The
Closet
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 24, 2017 10:47 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2017 10:08 PM (GsAUU)
It is. But I think its really lost its way since they creator broke up with Robyn Adele Anderson. She's got her own channel though and her songs are much more in line with classic PMJ.
https://youtu.be/zeQCLAQqnbg
Posted by: buzzion at February 24, 2017 10:38 PM (cAnNx)
I didn't know that.
So there's still hope for me?
Posted by: rickl at February 24, 2017 10:47 PM (sdi6R)
I'm so old I remember when a girl's only choice for her "women troubles" was pads as large as a box of Kleenex and belts. Now we have vaginal labia lipstick from a schmuck chiropractor who thinks this is the next best thing for women's menses.
I guarantee one good sneeze by a female will be an epic failure.
Posted by: mpfs in PA at February 24, 2017 10:47 PM (nNo+Q)
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they are failing "combat accuracy", IIRC....
and we're not talking an inch or so, but wild ass fliers that aren't anywhere near the POA, which i imagine is a "bad thing" (TM) if you are shooting at people trying to kill you.
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 24, 2017 10:47 PM (EslWx)
Did anyone notice the first name of the person complaining about the embarrassment of it all? Because I think you should go and do that.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 24, 2017 10:47 PM (H5rtT)
serious
Posted by: Original Jake
==
If HGTV is to be believed it's full of pierced tattooed gypsy-kids and their Tiny Houses.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 24, 2017 10:48 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2017 10:48 PM (R6nK6)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 24, 2017 10:48 PM (Om16U)
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Fun question for liberals:
Exactly why is extreme diversity good?
Show your work.
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 24, 2017 10:48 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 24, 2017 10:48 PM (EslWx)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 24, 2017 10:20 PM (0tfLf)
MrCaniac's Political Theory #34
"The lower the office that a politician starts his/her career, the more likely he/she will be big government proponent."
You may ask why. It's simple, as they move up the "ladder" of politics, the more money that they will be responsible for budgeting. Once they go from trying to balance a city with a $25M budget to a government with a $4T budget, the more that they won't be shy about throwing in stuff for themselves, and that is how you get $19T in debt.
Look at Trump, he is shocked at the waste, and doesn't mind calling it out. It sickens him how much waste there is, and he is doing something about it. Do you think any of the other candidates on the GOP side would have tried squeezing a billion out of Boeing on the new AF1?
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at February 24, 2017 10:49 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at February 24, 2017 10:49 PM (TixTl)
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death
I'm in the south end and can't wait to move out of this shit hole. Friggin' liberals can just kiss my ass. If they didn't have federal money coming into the place they'd be screaming big time.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 24, 2017 10:49 PM (0tfLf)
AK is about 10-12MOA if the illiterate soldier actually maintains it
Posted by: Original Jake at February 24, 2017 10:49 PM (VBsKP)
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Um.
Link?
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 24, 2017 10:49 PM (KgpWR)
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Hahahaha.
I love those tiny house people.
They haven't figured out that when you have an argument, THERE IS NO WHERE TO GO TO GET AWAY.
Coming soon: Tiny House Murders.
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 24, 2017 10:49 PM (J5mC3)
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I wouldn't think so, not with all the competition and not with all the choices available to the consumer. I would guess that margins are thin, and economy of scale generates those large profits because of the magic of large numbers. Much like the oil industry.
Posted by: Hearld Doubtless at February 24, 2017 10:49 PM (JOhNO)
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Well, we've solved all of the really big problems, like a shirt that looks good 'untucked'.
Posted by: S.F. Hipster at February 24, 2017 10:49 PM (NBHj5)
I'm sure you are. Still going to defer to your expertise on this particular subject.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 24, 2017 10:50 PM (IcT7t)
Did anyone notice the first name of the person complaining about the embarrassment of it all? Because I think you should go and do that.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 24, 2017 10:47 PM (H5rtT)
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Anil doesn't WANNA live on Dick Street!
Posted by: Brunette the 'Ette at February 24, 2017 10:50 PM (adsVM)
You'll settle for bionic bunnies
You'll get android alligators
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where are the sharks with friggin' lasers?
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 24, 2017 10:50 PM (EslWx)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 24, 2017 10:48 PM (KgpWR)
Well, Weiser and New Plymouth have gone downhill after they let just anyone come to the fiddle festival.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 24, 2017 10:50 PM (XMCn6)
Atsuko "Nuku Nuku" Natsume is a perfectly chaste combat-model cyborg catgirl.
Posted by: Dan K. at February 24, 2017 10:50 PM (UROJb)
$900 for the whole package probably is a reasonable ask, but I'd be prepared to accept a bit less.
$325/k for the ammo is a fair price, depending on manufacturer. I'm assuming its brass case.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 10:51 PM (0mRoj)
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I wouldn't think so, not with all the competition and not with all the choices available to the consumer. I would guess that margins are thin, and economy of scale generates those large profits because of the magic of large numbers. Much like the oil industry.
Posted by: Hearld Doubtless
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Plus, it tends to be a loss leader to draw in customers.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2017 10:51 PM (ZO497)
asking for a friend.
Posted by: redc1c4
The odds of successfully escaping a black hole of that magnitude in approximately 879,927 to 1.
Posted by: C-3P0 at February 24, 2017 10:51 PM (QDr6b)
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Um.
Link?
--
Sorry.
That was actually told to me by a "slow" co-worker who is probably on the autism scale.
It was horrible.
Just like knowing who has erectile dysfunction at work, who has a the snip snip done and when the last time anyone had sex.
/yeah, I'm easy to talk to...
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 24, 2017 10:51 PM (J5mC3)
Thing is, we ARE subjugated already, in the sense that you'll be hounded out of your job if you dare speak a word against the Noble Crusade of Sexual Deviancy.
Posted by: Brunette the 'Ette at February 24, 2017 10:46 PM (adsVM)
That will change very quickly if the Cold Civil War goes hot.
Posted by: rickl at February 24, 2017 10:51 PM (sdi6R)
176 Most common sense type are moving east to Idaho.
..............
Idaho is fuckin full , tell everyone you know
serious
Posted by: Original Jake at February 24, 2017 10:45 PM (VBsKP)
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I hear ya Jake, I got out of the NW in the mid 90's. it's worse than the Bark Beetle up there. Me, I took Davy Crockettes advice "You may all go to Hell. Me, I'm going to Texas.
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at February 24, 2017 10:52 PM (VOW1N)
They haven't figured out that when you have an argument, THERE IS NO WHERE TO GO TO GET AWAY.
Coming soon: Tiny House Murders.
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant
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I no rite?
I read somewhere that they wanted to do a "6 Months Later Show" for Tiny Houses but they couldn't find anyone who made it that long.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 24, 2017 10:52 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2017 10:52 PM (R6nK6)
asking for a friend.
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 24, 2017 10:48 PM (EslWx)
That's no moon...
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 10:53 PM (0mRoj)
Guess it's just my innate racist cracker, but when I heard Donald Glover was cast as young Lando Calrissian, I just nodded, smiled, and said..."hell yeah. Perfect."
but. Well. Shit. I have nothing. Guess I'm some kind of racist, and Glover is just the Token. or something.
so damn sick of this "everything is offensive to me" bullshit.
Go to hell, you simpering piles of blubbering angst. It is so tiresome.
I need another beer.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at February 24, 2017 10:53 PM (avaOY)
you been?
wft
Fruitland and Payette are in between Weiser on NP
what about them?
Posted by: Original Jake at February 24, 2017 10:53 PM (VBsKP)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 24, 2017 10:53 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 24, 2017 10:53 PM (Om16U)
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Odd that you should ask. Just got a Gander Mountain advertising flyer in the mail; lots of guns listed on sale.
Posted by: Hearld Doubtless at February 24, 2017 10:53 PM (JOhNO)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 24, 2017 10:54 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: otho at February 24, 2017 10:54 PM (lmIoG)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 10:51 PM (0mRoj)
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Ammo is Georgia Arms canned heat reloads. Quality stuff, all brass.
Posted by: Flyboy at February 24, 2017 10:54 PM (JKGcx)
asking for a friend.
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 24, 2017 10:48 PM (EslWx)<<<
That's no moon. Wait... it is.
Posted by: Han Solo, looking at some of Hope's selfies at February 24, 2017 10:54 PM (Xpeyq)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 24, 2017 10:54 PM (KgpWR)
Exactly. Keep private shit private.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 10:54 PM (0mRoj)
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Remember when Hitler wanted to make super human ape soldiers, but didn't think about the fact that he could end up with stupid uncontrollably violent soldiers?
I think cyborg catgirl could end up being a whiney robot that breaks constantly and bites/scraches you for no reason all of the time.
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 24, 2017 10:55 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: NC Ref at February 24, 2017 10:55 PM (SpeiC)
Posted by: geoffb5 at February 24, 2017 10:55 PM (d3wbb)
#THATSAMANBABY
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at February 24, 2017 10:55 PM (TixTl)
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I think you meant "a van."
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 24, 2017 10:55 PM (J5mC3)
I mean wider.
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah
If they only allow 12 year old girls to live there, it'll seem wider.
Posted by: Chris Cuomo at February 24, 2017 10:56 PM (QDr6b)
and we're not talking an inch or so, but wild ass fliers that aren't anywhere near the POA, which i imagine is a "bad thing" (TM) if you are shooting at people trying to kill you.
Posted by: redc1c4 at February
oh. that's not good.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 24, 2017 10:56 PM (cPsPa)
==
bulletproof poop
tough shit, man
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 24, 2017 10:56 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 10:51 PM (0mRoj)
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Ammo is Georgia Arms canned heat reloads. Quality stuff, all brass.
Posted by: Flyboy at February 24, 2017 10:54 PM (JKGcx)
Hmmm. I can get factory fresh for just a hair over that if you include shipping. But, as they say, fair market value is defined by what a willing buyer will pay a willing seller.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 10:56 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: rickl at February 24, 2017 10:56 PM (sdi6R)
You'll settle for bionic bunnies
You'll get android alligators
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 24, 2017 10:48 PM (Om16U)
I just want some sharks with frickin' laser beams on their head.
Posted by: Dr. Evil at February 24, 2017 10:56 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Dan K. at February 24, 2017 10:56 PM (UROJb)
Still waiting for my beer.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at February 24, 2017 10:57 PM (avaOY)
Posted by: Average Guy at February 24, 2017 10:58 PM (LMcFk)
Posted by: Dr. Evil at February 24, 2017 10:56 PM (cAnNx)
Too much red tape. We got sea bass.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 10:58 PM (0mRoj)
Voter Mom... an original take on The Stand.
And experimental RNA based experiment that is attached to the flu escapes. Band news, the RNA is from a domestic Maine Coon....
Oh my will the fur fly.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2017 10:59 PM (R6nK6)
Posted by: Dr. Evil at February 24, 2017 10:56 PM (cAnNx)
Yes, those are quite popular with our pre-op tranny clients
"why snip when you can laser" special
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 24, 2017 10:59 PM (Om16U)
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Um.
Link?
--
Sorry.
That was actually told to me by a "slow" co-worker who is probably on the autism scale.
It was horrible.
Just like knowing who has erectile dysfunction at work, who has a the snip snip done and when the last time anyone had sex.
/yeah, I'm easy to talk to...
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white
you are supposed to say something like "I know, she is insatiable isn't she? I had to bang her five times before she would shut up and let me get to sleep. by the way your pillow is too soft."
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 24, 2017 10:59 PM (cPsPa)
MrCaniac's Political Theory #34
"The lower the office that a politician starts his/her career, the more likely he/she will be big government proponent."
You may ask why. It's simple, as they move up the "ladder" of politics, the more money that they will be responsible for budgeting. Once they go from trying to balance a city with a $25M budget to a government with a $4T budget, the more that they won't be shy about throwing in stuff for themselves, and that is how you get $19T in debt.
Look at Trump, he is shocked at the waste, and doesn't mind calling it out. It sickens him how much waste there is, and he is doing something about it. Do you think any of the other candidates on the GOP side would have tried squeezing a billion out of Boeing on the new AF1?
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac
Actually the corruption starts early. Go check out your local mayor and see what junkets he/she has taken. Odds on it was paid for by the company trying to sell the city a new fire truck or a new set of police cars.
Better still, look into the road's projects in the city. I will guarantee you the fix in in for what roads improvement programs exist and the city council "fact finding " trips.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 24, 2017 10:59 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: otho at February 24, 2017 10:54 PM (lmIoG)
Why would the Star Wars Universe, long ago, and far away, even have humans in it, let alone humans of various complexion?
It would just as reasonable to have them all as oysters with prehensile dicks.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2017 10:59 PM (WDdjT)
"I'm not a witch" - LOLOLOL Republicans are teh stupid. Witches...hahahahah
2017
Let's have our witches curse the president because that is completely normal!
Posted by: The Left at February 24, 2017 11:00 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2017 10:59 PM (WDdjT)
Is that what geoducks are?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 11:00 PM (0mRoj)
..............
Idaho is fuckin full , tell everyone you know
serious
Posted by: Original Jake at February 24, 2017 10:45 PM (VBsKP)
Montana is full too. Moose out front and all.
Posted by: Beartooth at February 24, 2017 11:01 PM (qIhPN)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 24, 2017 10:49 PM
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It boggles my mind how stupid these people are. Hell it took less time for the NASA space program to land on the Moon, than for them to finish the new Floating Bridge on the 520 into Seattle.
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at February 24, 2017 11:01 PM (VOW1N)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2017 10:59 PM (R6nK6)
I remember an SF story from long ago
His wife had a temper, and mostly would be untouchable except for one week where she'd be insatiable
Turned out she was sone kind of were-cat
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 24, 2017 11:02 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 10:56 PM (0mRoj)
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When I bought these it was $345/can plus tax and shipping. About $390 total.
Posted by: Flyboy at February 24, 2017 11:02 PM (JKGcx)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 11:02 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 11:00 PM (0mRoj)
They are big clams. With prehensile dicks.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2017 11:03 PM (WDdjT)
what about them?
Posted by: Original Jake at February 24, 2017 10:53 PM (VBsKP)
I lived in Ontario for a summer. I loved the map of New Plymouth in the phone book, but I never went there.
I also knew a German from some giant city who went to the the fiddle festival with a local and acts like he was scarred for life.
Now, looking back I wish I had stayed a couple of years.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 24, 2017 11:03 PM (XMCn6)
The Gov just signed into fact that Washington is now a sanctuary state. So I guess the health and welfare of my family doesn't mean shit to that guy.
I'm thinking he won't be making a lot of re-election trips to the east side.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 24, 2017 11:04 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Original Jake at February 24, 2017 11:04 PM (VBsKP)
Posted by: Flyboy at February 24, 2017 11:02 PM (JKGcx)
Gotcha. Well hey, let 'er rip and see what happens. Avoiding the hassle of taxes and shipping itself has value.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 11:04 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Dr. Evil at February 24, 2017 10:56 PM (cAnNx)
We were able to procure a squad of elephant seals with blunderbusses. And chimps with flint charges. And a drunken Prussian to lead the charge. And a kazoo band. And David Lynch reading a long speech over short wave radio about why he was so fond of coffee and pie and Heather Graham.
Beer me!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at February 24, 2017 11:04 PM (avaOY)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 11:00 PM (0mRoj)
They are big clams. With prehensile dicks.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February
really they are big dicks with clams attached.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 24, 2017 11:04 PM (cPsPa)
To be promptly followed by, on Saturday, the very same left confidently asserting the mantle of SCIENCE, and disparaging any disagreement with their ideas as UNSCIENTIFIC.
Posted by: torquewrench at February 24, 2017 11:05 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 24, 2017 11:04 PM (cPsPa)
*types*
*deletes*
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 11:05 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2017 11:05 PM (ktw54)
... so she's Jewitch? *rimshot*
Posted by: Average Guy at February 24, 2017 11:05 PM (LMcFk)
Posted by: JSchuler at February 24, 2017 11:05 PM (YsGL+)
---
What is that brown hill in the yard? Is it dirt?
No. It's NOT dirt.
Posted by: shibumi,
Yes the poop is also an issue. Also a friend of mine had a Newfie. It would lay down in a doorway. She would tell him to move and he would just lay there. So just as she started to step over him he'd get up. He was a very laid back dog.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 24, 2017 11:05 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 24, 2017 11:04 PM (cPsPa)
One-stop shopping!
Posted by: Caitlynn Jenner at February 24, 2017 11:05 PM (WDdjT)
What better to hold the door open with?
Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2017 11:05 PM (ktw54)
And carrying that last bag of groceries. Who the hell wants to make two trips out to the car?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 11:05 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Chupacabra at February 24, 2017 11:07 PM (/x6xU)
Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2017 11:07 PM (ktw54)
The roles I've seen DongLover playing haven't been the sort of smooth, suave guy that Williams's Lando personified, but DongLover is a professional actor and I'm pretty confident that he can pull it off.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at February 24, 2017 11:07 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2017 11:07 PM (ktw54)
Shouldn't that be the other way round?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 11:07 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 24, 2017 11:07 PM (gEmE5)
The Gov just signed into fact that Washington is now a sanctuary state. So I guess the health and welfare of my family doesn't mean shit to that guy.
I'm thinking he won't be making a lot of re-election trips to the east side.
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My brother's friend worked at a coffee shop Ensley used to come into daily. The fucker used to take money out of the tip jar - I shit you not.
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at February 24, 2017 11:07 PM (VOW1N)
Go ahead and laugh, but driving into town for a mid winter re-supply, I had Limbaugh on the radio for a few minutes. The guest he put on the air sounded like someone who regularly calls the Art Bell Coast to Coast radio show after midnight.
I blame Trump. He's an alien.
Posted by: Hearld Doubtless at February 24, 2017 11:08 PM (JOhNO)
Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2017 11:08 PM (ktw54)
Beer me!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard
I'm not 100% Prussian, but if you give me time to find my pants I'll lead the charge.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 24, 2017 11:08 PM (QDr6b)
It would just as reasonable to have them all as oysters with prehensile dicks.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2017 10:59 PM
*taking notes* ... Uh huh. What about names? How about something like "Klamm Shelz"?
Posted by: george lucas at February 24, 2017 11:08 PM (lmIoG)
robot that breaks constantly and bites/scraches you for no reason all of
the time.
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 24, 2017 10:55 PM (J5mC3)
"The Catgirl just brought in a disembowled racoon"
"Did she eat the head again? Well get the cat grass and a mop."
Posted by: Kindltot at February 24, 2017 11:09 PM (XMCn6)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 24, 2017 11:07 PM (gEmE5)
Will there be garmonbozia? I was promised garmonbozia.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 11:09 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2017 11:09 PM (ktw54)
Posted by: Chris Cuomo
Yeah, those little hands make everything look bigger.
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at February 24, 2017 11:09 PM (/Nite)
***
If a Republican did that....
Posted by: 18-1 at February 24, 2017 11:10 PM (aZq03)
Posted by: rickl at February 24, 2017 10:42 PM (sdi6R)
That's where Hillary and a fully weaponized federal government were going to come into play.
They intend to subjugate us by force.
Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at February 24, 2017 11:10 PM (Jcg9Q)
I liked Rollergirl.
Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2017 11:09 PM
She was.
Posted by: otho at February 24, 2017 11:10 PM (lmIoG)
How?
His skin is actually just a touch darker than that of Billy Dee Williams.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at February 24, 2017 11:11 PM (0OG8D)
I liked Rollergirl.
Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2017 11:09 PM
She was.
Posted by: otho at February 24, 2017 11:10 PM (lmIoG)
She sure did look great nekkid.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 11:11 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 24, 2017 11:11 PM (gEmE5)
I liked Rollergirl.
Posted by: garrett
Oh yeah.
Everyone likes Rollergirl.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 24, 2017 11:11 PM (QDr6b)
Posted by: rickl at February 24, 2017 10:42 PM (sdi6R)
That's where Hillary and a fully weaponized federal government were going to come into play.
They intend to subjugate us by force.
Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally
pitchforks and torches for everyone
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 24, 2017 11:11 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 24, 2017 11:08 PM (QDr6b)
Hop to, sir. There's trollops and booty to be had. At dawn we get a good breakfast, then onward. Just gotta make a quick stop at Sprouts; they have Applewood bacon on sale. Great deal.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at February 24, 2017 11:12 PM (avaOY)
And in this article, it doesn't mention needing an unflattering picture of Trump, but it does say that instead of an orange candle they can use a carrot.
The poor carrot's reputation is diminishing by the day.
'Twas being put in chili which started this deplorable downward cascade for the lowly carrot. Someone should be ashamed.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at February 24, 2017 11:12 PM (v1g1+)
also knew a German from some giant city who went to the the fiddle festival with a local and acts like he was scarred for life.
...
well it is fuckin Weiser, but it is way safe unless you were stomping around in the Mexican area or the bikers were up for the fiddle festival.
bikers wouldn't fuck with you unless you were an ahole
pluss I think Weiser brought in a bunch of cops from all over
Posted by: Original Jake at February 24, 2017 11:13 PM (VBsKP)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 24, 2017 11:13 PM (gEmE5)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at February 24, 2017 11:13 PM (avaOY)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 24, 2017 11:14 PM (6FqZa)
than for them to finish the new Floating Bridge on the 520 into Seattle."
Pikers. Here's how we do it down in the Green Sustainable Tolerant Diverse People's Soviet Socialist Republic of Commiefornia.
The classic two-piece Bay Bridge between Scum Scamfrisco and Croakland was damaged in the Loma Prieta quake of '89, and the Democratic mandarinate of CA decreed at once that the eastern span had to be replaced with a new bridge.
The replacement eventually opened to traffic in 2013.
People who hadn't been born yet when the quake occurred ended up bringing their own newborn children to the grand opening of the new bridge.
Posted by: torquewrench at February 24, 2017 11:14 PM (noWW6)
pluss I think Weiser brought in a bunch of cops from all over
Posted by: Original Jake at February 24, 2017 11:13 PM (VBsKP)
Nah. It was the fiddlers and music choice.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 24, 2017 11:14 PM (XMCn6)
Posted by: Stan Marsh at February 24, 2017 11:14 PM (ktw54)
***shoves can of creamed corn at insomniac***
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 24, 2017 11:13 PM (gEmE5)
Nom nom nom.
Bob was holding out on me.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 11:15 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard
The way tonight's going, Ima need some Bloody Marys before we step off.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 24, 2017 11:15 PM (QDr6b)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 24, 2017 11:15 PM (gEmE5)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 24, 2017 11:16 PM (IcT7t)
I liked Rollergirl.
Posted by: garrett
****
Cute face. Great rack. Legs like toothpicks. Ick.
I used to date a woman with boobs like her. Unfortunately she was into arrogant, domineering men which simply isn't me, at least to the degree she wanted.
She did say one of the funniest things during sex I have ever had said to me: "Oh my God! You actually know where things are!"
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 24, 2017 11:16 PM (hVdx9)
132 I always thought it would be fun to own a Newfoundland, but I was put off by what the dog food must cost. That and the huge dogs have shorter life spans.
---
What is that brown hill in the yard? Is it dirt?
No. It's NOT dirt.
Posted by: shibumi,
I won't own a dog whose turds equal or exceed my own in size. A man's got to draw the line somewhere.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at February 24, 2017 11:17 PM (v1g1+)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 24, 2017 11:13 PM (gEmE5)
Nom nom nom.
Bob was holding out on me.
Posted by: Insomniac at February
yeesh, that has to be out of a bad german or japanese pron movie.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 24, 2017 11:17 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: richard mcenroe at February 24, 2017 11:17 PM (ZLAox)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2017 10:59 PM (WDdjT)
Mmmmmmmmmmmm... oysters
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 24, 2017 11:17 PM (tHwdc)
Strict regiment of Reverse Cowgirl will tone up those legs.
*Hears Coyotes yapping* - Brb.
Posted by: Stan Marsh at February 24, 2017 11:18 PM (ktw54)
Posted by: geoffb5
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Just make the slugs out of manure.
It's obvious.
Posted by: Kneel Grassy Tyson at February 24, 2017 11:18 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 24, 2017 11:18 PM (gEmE5)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 24, 2017 11:14 PM (XMCn6)
ahhh, the fiddlers are a unique group
what year were you in Ontario?
I know some Ontario peeps
Posted by: Original Jake at February 24, 2017 11:18 PM (VBsKP)
I take it you've never seen Twin Peaks.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 11:18 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2017 10:59 PM (WDdjT)
Mmmmmmmmmmmm... oysters
Posted by: Miley, the
surprise ending to that sentence.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 24, 2017 11:18 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: irongrampa at February 24, 2017 11:19 PM (X35Yt)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 24, 2017 11:15 PM (QDr6b)
Still waiting for my beer. Feeling some pressure as I will be abstaining for Lent, which starts... next Wednesday!
notreadynotreadynotready!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at February 24, 2017 11:19 PM (avaOY)
Posted by: Insomniac at February
nope. where does she dance?
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 24, 2017 11:19 PM (cPsPa)
than for them to finish the new Floating Bridge on the 520 into Seattle."
Pikers. Here's how we do it down in the Green Sustainable Tolerant Diverse People's Soviet Socialist Republic of Commiefornia.
The classic two-piece Bay Bridge between Scum Scamfrisco and Croakland was damaged in the Loma Prieta quake of '89, and the Democratic mandarinate of CA decreed at once that the eastern span had to be replaced with a new bridge.
The replacement eventually opened to traffic in 2013.
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That's crazy. Interesting thing about is a friend of mine worked on that bridge (as a safety officer) and is now working on the 520 floating bridge. Both built by Kewit, and he says they are on pace with SF.
People who hadn't been born yet when the quake occurred ended up bringing their own newborn children to the grand opening of the new bridge.
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at February 24, 2017 11:20 PM (VOW1N)
Posted by: Insomniac at February
nope. where does she dance?
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 24, 2017 11:19 PM (cPsPa)
Heh. Different Twin Peaks.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 11:20 PM (0mRoj)
Coming soon: Tiny House Murders.
Posted by: shibumi
Then add PMS to the mix.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 24, 2017 11:20 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: gNewt at February 24, 2017 11:20 PM (tBswe)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at February 24, 2017 11:17 PM (v1g1+)
You could weaponize the Newfoundland turds. Place them out in the street, and wait for a Smart car to get stuck in one. Then you drive your 4X4 pickup with winch out there, and offer to pull them out. For a price.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2017 11:21 PM (WDdjT)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 24, 2017 11:21 PM (cPsPa)
Any ladies want to have sex while we still can?
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at February 24, 2017 11:21 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at February 24, 2017 11:21 PM (VOW1N)
Chewie used the force IYKWIM.
Posted by: Hope Solo at February 24, 2017 11:22 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 24, 2017 11:22 PM (cPsPa)
"That's where Hillary and a fully weaponized federal government were going to come into play.
They intend to subjugate us by force."
Initiating "Fully Interesting Times" project.
Posted by: geoffb5 at February 24, 2017 11:22 PM (d3wbb)
He's not Anti-Semitic. He just hates Jews. And white people. But he's not an anti Semite.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 24, 2017 11:22 PM (pY+s4)
Any ladies want to have sex while we still can?
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch!
So the witches are EST? I would've thought left coast.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 24, 2017 11:22 PM (QDr6b)
They intend to subjugate us by force."
Initiating "Fully Interesting Times" project.
Posted by: geoffb5
****
They still plan to, by alternate means if needed.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 24, 2017 11:23 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at February 24, 2017 11:23 PM (avaOY)
Ain't like anything ELSE has worked.
Posted by: irongrampa at February 24, 2017 11:19 PM (X35Yt)
You know you're winning when all they've got left are cat ladies playing witch.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 24, 2017 11:24 PM (X52ZZ)
What this country needs is a good dose of witchcraft occult ritual with cursing and lots of sex.
You can't have a good occult ritual without sex. It'sa rule.
Posted by: Hearld Doubtless at February 24, 2017 11:24 PM (JOhNO)
That's the Star Wars franchise in a nutshell.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 24, 2017 11:24 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 24, 2017 11:18 PM (cPsPa)
I somehow don't think you'd be surprised, y5.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 24, 2017 11:24 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Original Jake at February 24, 2017 11:18 PM (VBsKP)
1991. A long time ago.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 24, 2017 11:24 PM (XMCn6)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable
meh, the left coast is for amateurs. all the hardcore, whether you are talking witches or commies are in the east. so apparently the salem witch trials and mccarthy were both given a bum rap.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 24, 2017 11:24 PM (cPsPa)
But you know what they say about presuming... it makes a, um, Prez out you and uh, uming.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at February 24, 2017 11:25 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 24, 2017 11:25 PM (gEmE5)
Any ladies want to have sex while we still can?
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch!
So the witches are EST? I would've thought left coast.
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Greenwitch Meantime
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at February 24, 2017 11:25 PM (VOW1N)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 24, 2017 11:22 PM (QDr6b)
One would think they would use GreenWitch Mean Time. One would think.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2017 11:25 PM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 24, 2017 11:25 PM (gEmE5)
The EST zone contains Florida. Nuff said.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 24, 2017 11:26 PM (X52ZZ)
Posted by: geoffb5 at February 24, 2017 11:26 PM (d3wbb)
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at February 24, 2017 11:26 PM (VOW1N)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2017 11:28 PM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig
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One would think that the elevation/azimuth of the moon, rather than the time that critical. The 'news' say that "...worldwide, at the stroke of midnight.."
WTF does that mean?
Wait, wait...I was thinking about this logically. Never mind.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2017 11:28 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 24, 2017 11:11 PM (cPsPa)
I'm partial to AR's and sniper rifles, personally.
Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at February 24, 2017 11:28 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 11:28 PM (0mRoj)
Witches plan to cast spell against Donald Trump.
One of the downsides to making cabochons and other decorative pieces from rocks and mineral is that many of the on-line references to help identify materials are firmly ensconced in the "healing power of crystals / minerals / stones" camp. Which leads me to Krebs' Cascade --
Tell me where you hurt.
Hand me the crystal / mineral / stone.
I smash you in the head with it.
You immediately forget your previous hurt.
Healing powers confirmed!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at February 24, 2017 11:29 PM (v1g1+)
A great character! And the voice of Corn-Fed, Duckman's sidekick.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 24, 2017 11:29 PM (gEmE5)
Yeah, everything still works, and all, but I was sort of counting on that sense of urgency, you know?
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at February 24, 2017 11:30 PM (0OG8D)
Wait, wait...I was thinking about this logically. Never mind.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2017 11:28 PM (ZO497)
And isn't witchcraft more powerful by the full Moon, or by the dark of the Moon?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2017 11:30 PM (WDdjT)
...
The ONT crew I knew were in the 80's
There were some kid brothers and sisters who may have been there in the early 90's
believe it on not Ontario was a destination spot to go cruzing for some of the Podunk towns around like Weiser, ID and Vale , OR
Posted by: Original Jake at February 24, 2017 11:31 PM (VBsKP)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/835164524344901632
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/835164635477209088
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/835164786245701633
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/835164893653401602
Posted by: kbdabear at February 24, 2017 11:31 PM (Ya7zs)
anyone know what being a civilian medical employee (nurse, doctor, etc) of the military is like?
KTY is curious
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 24, 2017 10:45 PM (Om16U)
Don't have personal knowledge on the medical side (but worked with them on occasion), but not a bad start to get experience and bail after a three or four years because their is no future career ladder - being a military organization, when it comes to that promotion they will promote a vet that washed out after one tour over non-vets with much more experience.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 24, 2017 11:31 PM (P/kVC)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/835165000130039808
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/835165113971802112
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/835165230644723713
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/835165343811256321
Posted by: kbdabear at February 24, 2017 11:32 PM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2017 11:30 PM (WDdjT)
I understand it is powered by diesel. Or Deosil. Or Deiseal. Or something.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 24, 2017 11:33 PM (XMCn6)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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That's our problem, we're just et up with ignorance re the occult.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2017 11:34 PM (ZO497)
If he is serious about this, I contend he is morally obligated to start his own soda distributorship. He can set his salary at only 2x his lowest salary employee. He can pay the soda tax out of profits instead of passing the tax on to his customers, he can ensure the jobs that present distributors cannot. I suspect he can also use all electric deliver vehicles, pay full medical for all his employees and likely also run zero discharge manufacturing facilities. He can do all this and undercut current distributors because he will forgo the massive profits current distributors take.
Now, if he can do all that, and provide such an incredible positive example, isn't he morally obligated to do so? Come on mayor, Stop Talking About and Just Do It! Show Us All How!
Posted by: JB1000 at February 24, 2017 11:35 PM (Z0hHk)
They should title it...
The Lana, the Witch, and the Warcock
Posted by: zombie CS Lewis at February 24, 2017 11:35 PM (Xpeyq)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2017 11:35 PM (WDdjT)
like that is natural
even gay dudes don't eat cooked semen
Posted by: Original Jake at February 24, 2017 11:36 PM (VBsKP)
Posted by: zombie CS Lewis at February 24, 2017 11:35 PM (Xpeyq)
Is this available on teh amazons?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at February 24, 2017 11:36 PM (avaOY)
I'd let you have all of em.
Posted by: teej at February 24, 2017 11:36 PM (mzTVj)
Posted by: richard mcenroe at February 24, 2017 11:37 PM (ZLAox)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at February 24, 2017 11:36 PM (avaOY)<<<
#TwoWeeks
Posted by: zombie CS Lewis at February 24, 2017 11:37 PM (Xpeyq)
even gay dudes don't eat cooked semen
Posted by: Original Jake at February 24, 2017 11:36 PM (VBsKP)
What about cooked mayonnaise?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at February 24, 2017 11:38 PM (v1g1+)
Posted by: Infidel Librarian at February 24, 2017 11:38 PM (PVS8r)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2017 11:30 PM (WDdjT)
I understand it is powered by diesel. Or Deosil. Or Deiseal. Or something.
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Blood Moon - shows up every 4 weeks or so for about 5 nights and wants nothing but fried food.
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at February 24, 2017 11:39 PM (VOW1N)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at February 24, 2017 11:39 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2017 11:30 PM (WDdjT)
I understand it is powered by diesel. Or Deosil. Or Deiseal. Or something.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 24, 2017 11:33 PM (XMCn6)
I was told it was powered by the anguished cries of triggered snowflakes, what were denied access to their fainting couches.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at February 24, 2017 11:39 PM (avaOY)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2017 11:40 PM (u8kLQ)
believe it on not Ontario was a destination
spot to go cruzing for some of the Podunk towns around like Weiser, ID
and Vale , OR
Posted by: Original Jake at February 24, 2017 11:31 PM (VBsKP)
That was the summer I had an apartment and PO box in Ontario and got a stipend to rent a hotel room to work part time in Burns. When I was in Burns we were working out by Crane and New Princeton.
If you know where those are, I am really impressed. I'll try you on Wamic next.
I drove a lot.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 24, 2017 11:40 PM (XMCn6)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 24, 2017 11:40 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at February 24, 2017 11:36 PM (avaOY)
#TwoWeeks
Posted by: zombie CS Lewis at February 24, 2017 11:37 PM (Xpeyq)
*looks at watch*
*sighs*
*waits*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at February 24, 2017 11:40 PM (avaOY)
Posted by: Flyboy at February 24, 2017 11:41 PM (JKGcx)
Posted by: geoffb5 at February 24, 2017 11:41 PM (d3wbb)
spot to go cruzing for some of the Podunk towns around like Weiser, ID
and Vale , OR
Posted by: Original Jake at February 24, 2017 11:31 PM (VBsKP)
why is that unbelievable?
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 24, 2017 11:41 PM (cPsPa)
Smart move by Mayor Ed, his proles voted for him.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 24, 2017 11:41 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: qdpsteve
Me too. I don't watch them every year.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 24, 2017 11:42 PM (QDr6b)
Posted by: Arbalest at February 24, 2017 11:42 PM (FlRtG)
- Eat something meaty, fried and bad for you
- Listen to something by Ted Nugent
- Practice at the gun range
- Watch something with Chuck Norris in it
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2017 11:42 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Infidel Librarian at February 24, 2017 11:38 PM (PVS8r)
How much power does the Fed Gov have over the Interstate Highway system? Could Trump tell Seattle: "you're not with the program, so we are closing all the Seattle ramps on I-5".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2017 11:43 PM (WDdjT)
My mom is watching them, but says she'll have the mute button on a hair trigger.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2017 11:43 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Jack Nicholson at February 24, 2017 11:44 PM (Xpeyq)
Somebody just posted a picture of Meryl Streep.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2017 11:45 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 24, 2017 11:40 PM (cPsPa)
I guess Cheney doesn't frequent bars in Apache Junction.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2017 11:45 PM (WDdjT)
I guess Cheney doesn't frequent bars in Apache Junction.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February
heh
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 24, 2017 11:46 PM (cPsPa)
I'm finding it a little difficult not to "covet thy neighbor's wife" right now.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at February 24, 2017 11:47 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 24, 2017 11:41 PM (cPsPa)
Ontario was considered by the rest of the world to be the cubical center of . . . If not the world, then at least of Treasure Valley.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 24, 2017 11:47 PM (XMCn6)
Posted by: Vaginal Glue Doc at February 24, 2017 10:32 PM (ktw54)
Vacuum in the head serves the same function
Posted by: Hell no I'm not using my usual nic at February 24, 2017 11:47 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 24, 2017 11:40 PM (cPsPa)
I guess Cheney doesn't frequent bars in Apache Junction.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
****
(Makes plans to head to AJ)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 24, 2017 11:48 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2017 11:40 PM (u8kLQ)
My baby brother is a total Oscars maven. Never misses "The Event." But wait, there's more:
He is a career soldier. Three tours in Iraq, 82nd Airborne in '03, two with the 163rd out of Montana/Idaho. Currently a Black Hawk pilot.
And, he married a female lady. (she's awesome)
My kid brother is undeniably the most fascinating and complex man I have ever known. He is a fucking trip.
Just don't diss the Oscars in his presence.
Weird.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at February 24, 2017 11:48 PM (avaOY)
Interstate Highway system? Could Trump tell Seattle: "you're not with
the program, so we are closing all the Seattle ramps on I-5".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2017 11:43 PM (WDdjT)
He can make a phone call and SeaTac can no longer accept international flights due to concerns about terrorism.
Just spitballin'
Posted by: Kindltot at February 24, 2017 11:50 PM (XMCn6)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2017 11:40 PM (u8kLQ)
My baby brother is a total Oscars maven. Never misses "The Event." But wait, there's more:
He is a career soldier. Three tours in Iraq, 82nd Airborne in '03, two with the 163rd out of Montana/Idaho. Currently a Black Hawk pilot.
And, he married a female lady. (she's awesome)
My kid brother is undeniably the most fascinating and complex man I have ever known. He is a fucking trip.
Just don't diss the Oscars in his presence.
Weird.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
****
Now I want to dis the Oscars in his presence.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 24, 2017 11:50 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 24, 2017 11:40 PM (cPsPa)
I guess Cheney doesn't frequent bars in Apache Junction.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2017 11:45 PM (WDdjT)
Or East Mesa.
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at February 24, 2017 11:50 PM (VOW1N)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
****
(Makes plans to head to AJ)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale
Heading there now. But I'm hunting for a specific kind of cougar. One with a 7 figure salary who will buy me a Mercedes.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 24, 2017 11:51 PM (QDr6b)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 24, 2017 11:50 PM (hVdx9)
Don't you dare!
I'm gonna get one of those...someday. Maybe after I start going to the gym again.
Posted by: Steven Seagal at February 24, 2017 11:51 PM (E/ibL)
He can make a phone call and SeaTac can no longer accept international flights due to concerns about terrorism.
Just spitballin'
Posted by: Kindltot at February 24, 2017 11:50 PM (XMCn6)
The Prog scum threatened Texas that exact same way.
Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at February 24, 2017 11:52 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 24, 2017 11:50 PM (hVdx9)
Don't you dare!
I'm gonna get one of those...someday. Maybe after I start going to the gym again.
Posted by: Steven Seagal
****
Riiiight. Krispy Kreme owns you.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 24, 2017 11:53 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Steven Seagal
Just make a movie about a gay, black lady overcoming some kind of adversity imposed by white, Christian men. It can't lose.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 24, 2017 11:53 PM (QDr6b)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 24, 2017 11:50 PM (hVdx9)
Don't you dare!
I'm gonna get one of those...someday. Maybe after I start going to the gym again.
Posted by: Steven Seagal
****
If only I was 20 years younger...
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 24, 2017 11:53 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 24, 2017 11:51 PM (QDr6b)
I had a guitar player years ago that used to say shit like that, only with guitars and not a Mercedes. he said he'll get married when he finds a chick rich enough to buy him guitars and gear. He still isn't married and is in his 50's. I'm starting to think the crazy bastard was serious.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 24, 2017 11:55 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 24, 2017 11:55 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 24, 2017 11:50 PM (hVdx9)
Don't you dare!
I'm gonna get one of those...someday. Maybe after I start going to the gym again.
Posted by: Steven Seagal
****
Riiiight. Krispy Kreme owns you.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale
well, he was married to kelly lebrock
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 24, 2017 11:55 PM (cPsPa)
I saw Elvin open for the J Geils Band in 73, maybe early 74 at the Honolulu International Center.
Guess who blew who off the stage.
I need to lay these old bones down now.
I did have a first tonight. Showed up to lend moral, or maybe slightly immoral, support tonight and sit in for a few tunes.
Along with various implements of percussive destruction Gary had a kick drum pedal hooked up to an accordian case.
Do not adjust your dials. You read that right.
Love each other fellow babies.
Posted by: teej at February 24, 2017 11:55 PM (mzTVj)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 24, 2017 11:56 PM (P/kVC)
If you know where those are, I am really impressed. I'll try you on Wamic next.
I drove a lot.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 24, 2017 11:40 PM (XMCn6)
I 've been thru Burns dozens of times
why stick you in Ontario when Bend is probably closer?
Princeton is south of Burns
no fucking clue where
Crane and Wamic is
That is bum fuck Egypt-Oregon though
My dad thought Steen Mountain area was cool
Posted by: Original Jake at February 24, 2017 11:56 PM (VBsKP)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 24, 2017 11:51 PM (QDr6b)
Megan McCain is available.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2017 11:57 PM (WDdjT)
Bro, do you even economics?
Liberals would rather have 90% of nothing than 10% of something.
Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at February 24, 2017 11:58 PM (FAO5C)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 24, 2017 11:50 PM (hVdx9)
Don't you dare!
I'm gonna get one of those...someday. Maybe after I start going to the gym again.
Posted by: Steven Seagal
****
Riiiight. Krispy Kreme owns you.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale
well, he was married to kelly lebrock
Posted by: yankeefifth
****
She did not age well, sadly. For that matter, neither did he.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 24, 2017 11:58 PM (hVdx9)
...
because I don't think you have been to Ontario, OR
the drinking age in ID was 19, and 21 in OR until the mid 80's
Posted by: Original Jake at February 24, 2017 11:58 PM (VBsKP)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I said cougar, not walrus. But we've already established what I am, now we just have to haggle the price.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 24, 2017 11:59 PM (QDr6b)
Posted by: yankeefifth
****
She did not age well, sadly. For that matter, neither did he.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale
with you there, however, there was a window where doing her would have been something to brag about.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2017 12:00 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I said cougar, not walrus. But we've already established what I am, now we just have to haggle the price.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig
****
Between alcohol and bad lighting, she is quite hittable.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 25, 2017 12:00 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Ostral B Heretic
As Margaret Thatcher put it, "They'd rather the poor be made poorer, provided the rich were made less rich."
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 25, 2017 12:01 AM (QDr6b)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 24, 2017 11:59 PM (QDr6b)
Mercedes are vastly over-rated, anyway. A Chrysler Cordoba is all you really need. Fine Corinthian leather.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2017 12:02 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Original Jake at February 25, 2017 12:03 AM (VBsKP)
Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 12:04 AM (M3DRt)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 25, 2017 12:00 AM (hVdx9)
She has a noteworthy rack. And her Mama owns a beer distributorship.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2017 12:04 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Ricardo Montalban at February 25, 2017 12:04 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: yankeefifth
****
She did not age well, sadly. For that matter, neither did he.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 24, 2017 11:58 PM (hVdx9)
Yeah no kidding. She was one smoking chick in her day. Time has not been kind.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 25, 2017 12:05 AM (aMlLZ)
??
Posted by: Original Jake at February 25, 2017 12:03 AM (VBsKP)
They do. Even some whales do.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2017 12:06 AM (WDdjT)
.... in Iraq, 82nd Airborne in '03, ....
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at February 24, 2017 11:48 PM (avaOY)
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Heh. Same as my nephew.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 25, 2017 12:06 AM (Nox3c)
Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2017 12:07 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 25, 2017 12:00 AM (hVdx9)
She has a noteworthy rack. And her Mama owns a beer distributorship.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
****
Then you may call me Excalibur!
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 25, 2017 12:08 AM (hVdx9)
422 What, Alan Colmes croaked?
Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2017 12:07 AM (GsAUU)
Looks like the witches mumbo-jumboed the wrong spell...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at February 25, 2017 12:08 AM (v1g1+)
Posted by: A Walrus at February 25, 2017 12:08 AM (IcT7t)
IMHO Sean Hannity was at his best when he had Alan Colmes to challenge him. Similar to Roger Ebert when he had Gene Siskel.
Also was funny when Sean would brag he'd eventually Hannitize Alan, and Alan would respond that he'd eventually Colmesify Sean.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 25, 2017 12:09 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: fish...the lowercase one at February 25, 2017 12:09 AM (kkCgo)
Posted by: Original Jake at February 25, 2017 12:12 AM (VBsKP)
Posted by: fish...the lowercase one at February 25, 2017 12:12 AM (kkCgo)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 25, 2017 12:13 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: fish...the lowercase one at February 25, 2017 12:13 AM (kkCgo)
No little foo-foo dogs for me g*d-dammit.
Then I met a little Pekingese who just melted my heart. Since then, I ADORE the little puppies.
Last weekend I had the privilege of babysitting two great little doggies. Granted, while I was one of the few available to do so, my friend and former fur-baby momma knew I would protect them with my very life.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 25, 2017 12:14 AM (hVdx9)
Better still, look into the road's projects in the city. I will guarantee you the fix in in for what roads improvement programs exist and the city council "fact finding " trips.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 24, 2017 10:59 PM (0tfLf)
In our city, you would never know. The media prefers to have a great working relationship with those in charge, especially since the city is pretty much D controlled.
True story 1. Our church about 18 years ago opposed the sale of a property across the street to a guy who was going to turn it into a restuarant. City Council approved it, and of course, the new owner happened to be on City Council. The church opposed it because we have a day care that has a pickup at around lunch time, and we said that the resturant would end up using our parking lot. CC Member promised that would not happen. Within 6 months, our parking lot was taken over by diners.
The CC member also promised that they would keep the noise down. Our minister had to move because diners/drinkers were coming out after midnight screaming and yelling in the church parking lot which backed up to the church's house. Last straw for him, watching the patrons piss in the parking lot and dump trash. CC member still does nothing. Complaints to police? Ignored.
True Story 2: Local civic center had some construction going on and needed some storage space for basketball court and hockey dasher boards. They purchased a rather large steel storage building that cost about $30K. At the end of the construction, the building was no longer needed, so the CC manager put the building up for sale as surplus property as she was supposed to do. The secretary in the City Manager's office took it upon herself to hire a company to come and take down the building and dispose of it while the CC manager was on vacation. Of course, the person she hired was her father who the city paid to remove and dispose of the building, a building he was able to sell for $15K. So instead of the city getting $15K back from the sale of the building, the city paid the guy $5K to remove it. Bottom line, the city was out $35K instead of being out $15K for using the building for several years.
True Story 3: City sheriff and my company do a promotion together with the local cableco. He brings me the check from the city to pay for the promotion. He then gets pissed at the cableco for not running the promotional ads because the promotion took place during his re-election bid. They can't because, duh, it would be free political advertising. So, he was trying to use tax dollars for campaign commercials. BTW, he was a Democrat, and a sleazy one. Thankfully he was upset by the black female GOP candidate.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at February 25, 2017 12:14 AM (1JnAL)
and what will you, with a tear in your eye, say then?
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 25, 2017 12:14 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 12:14 AM (M3DRt)
I thought meatspace was...
Yaknow what, I'm just gonna save that thought for the Memorial Day ONT.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 25, 2017 12:15 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: fish...the lowercase one
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Male mastiff lives down the street. Frank the Tank. Frank is the most laid back dog I have ever met.
If I meet his owners walking him down the street and stop to talk, Frank flops down and goes to sleep. It's amusing. His owner, saying "No Frank, no...get up Frank."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2017 12:15 AM (ZO497)
Princeton is south of Burns
no fucking clue where
Crane and Wamic is
That is bum fuck Egypt-Oregon though
My dad thought Steen Mountain area was cool
Posted by: Original Jake at February 24, 2017 11:56 PM (VBsKP)
I was working on a survey crew for the maintenance division of ODOT, and wound up taking gravel truck tickets. The district office was in Ontario and they decided to put me as far away from it as possible I guess.
Crane is the site of one of the last boarding schools in Oregon, and is between New Princeton and Burns. There was nothing else at the time, now I understand there is a casino or something out there.
Wamic is south of Dufur, if that helps.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 25, 2017 12:15 AM (XMCn6)
I'd let you have all of em.
Posted by: teej at February 24, 2017 11:36 PM (mzTVj)
What a gentleman! You don't even like them fried? That's the gateway drug, right there.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 25, 2017 12:15 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Jean at February 25, 2017 12:15 AM (zZb/S)
Her surgeon was not kind. You can always lose the weight, but there's no coming back from facial disfiguration.
Posted by: t-bird at February 25, 2017 12:15 AM (hBig8)
Posted by: fish...the lowercase one at February 25, 2017 12:16 AM (kkCgo)
Posted by: fish...the lowercase one at February 25, 2017 12:09 AM (kkCgo)
The square/cube rule sort of dictates that daily food consumption as a fraction of body weight decreases with greater size of the animal. Heat loss through the skin diminishes, because larger animals have a smaller surface area : volume ratio.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2017 12:16 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: beavis at February 25, 2017 12:16 AM (lmIoG)
Posted by: butthead at February 25, 2017 12:17 AM (lmIoG)
Posted by: fish...the lowercase one at February 25, 2017 12:17 AM (kkCgo)
Posted by: Chief Jay Dumb-bow at February 25, 2017 12:18 AM (hBig8)
Posted by: t-bird at February 25, 2017 12:15 AM (hBig
yeah this is true. The surgeons always seem to go overboard. Its like they never do a slight touchup, they go balls out.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 25, 2017 12:19 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2017 12:19 AM (KP5rU)
thing is, merriam-webster accepts "wa-la" as a pronunciation for "voila". so who's smart after all?
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 25, 2017 12:20 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: t-bird at February 25, 2017 12:15 AM (hBig
yeah this is true. The surgeons always seem to go overboard. Its like they never do a slight touchup, they go balls out.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division
Like Bruce Campbell in Escape From LA.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 25, 2017 12:20 AM (QDr6b)
Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 12:21 AM (M3DRt)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 25, 2017 12:19 AM (aMlLZ)
Any chance you could hook me up with one of them?
Posted by: Caitlynn Jenner at February 25, 2017 12:21 AM (WDdjT)
Hell, we've already been cursed by her music.
Posted by: Average Guy at February 25, 2017 12:22 AM (LMcFk)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 25, 2017 12:22 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: fish...the lowercase one at February 25, 2017 12:25 AM (kkCgo)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2017 12:28 AM (ZnNqg)
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at February 25, 2017 12:29 AM (U0lQa)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 25, 2017 12:29 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2017 12:30 AM (ktw54)
Posted by: fish...
---------------
Ours, Sophie, at Christmas time:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/nhsegv8
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2017 12:31 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: fish...the lowercase
Don't eat one of those giant pistrami sandwiches before you hit the road
Posted by: Jean at February 25, 2017 12:31 AM (zZb/S)
This is my kind of winter.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 25, 2017 12:31 AM (tHwdc)
Man, it sounds a lot like Simon & Garfunkel.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 25, 2017 12:33 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 25, 2017 12:33 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2017 12:33 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division
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*recalls Brazil, the movie*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2017 12:34 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: Original Jake
Yep, the Steen's, the Henry Mtns in Utah, and Great Basin NP are great lonely places
Posted by: Jean at February 25, 2017 12:34 AM (zZb/S)
"you know I am a stranger, but I am looking intently at your genital and touching it with my hand"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JqooCJoVrs
Posted by: Kindltot at February 25, 2017 12:34 AM (XMCn6)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2017 12:34 AM (ZnNqg)
Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 12:35 AM (M3DRt)
Posted by: JGB at February 25, 2017 12:35 AM (ktw54)
Posted by: Jean at February 25, 2017 12:36 AM (ofNHk)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 25, 2017 12:36 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: fish...the lowercase one at February 25, 2017 12:37 AM (kkCgo)
Hell, we've already been cursed by her music.
Posted by: Average Guy at February 25, 2017 12:22 AM (LMcFk)
The really run part? She just declared War on those who believe in Magic...
Binding Spells are coercive by nature, they take away your free will.... and her 'spell' is NOT just aimed at Trump, but his supporters...
Her call to do this, is a declaration of War... against those who do not agree with her...
Posted by: The Incorrigible Don Quixote! at February 25, 2017 12:37 AM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 25, 2017 12:38 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 12:35 AM
--
U2 typically puts on a good production.
However, stadium shows are the worst. Most of the time you end up staring at the larger than life video screens to the left/ right of the stage.
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 25, 2017 12:38 AM (J5mC3)
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I hope you locked the gate behind you.
Enough!
We're lobbying for The Wall around the whole state.
Posted by: Sancho at February 25, 2017 12:38 AM (dongu)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2017 12:38 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: Original Jake at February 24, 2017 11:58 PM (VBsKP)
Which is why the road between Pullman, WA (WSU) and Moscow, ID (U of I) was not a safe place to be on a Friday night...
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at February 25, 2017 12:39 AM (VSenK)
Posted by: qdpsteve
Togo's was too busy, so I called Torgo's.
Posted by: TV's Frank at February 25, 2017 12:41 AM (QDr6b)
It was a shih'tzu.
Get it? Get it?
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at February 25, 2017 12:41 AM (0OG8D)
A reporter asked General Maddog Mattis what he thinks about the fact that "most of the refugees coming in are single men?". General Maddog Mattis responded with
"I don't see men coming in, I see little girls too afraid to fight for their country, the only men in the equation are the mothers who stayed to protect their children while the supposed "men" ran off on them"
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 25, 2017 12:42 AM (J5mC3)
Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 12:35 AM (M3DRt)
You can see a shitload of them for nothing in the Mojave Desert.
Posted by: Caitlynn Jenner at February 25, 2017 12:42 AM (WDdjT)
To die for, but a lot of work. Make it once a month or so. Angel-clan love it.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2017 12:43 AM (ZnNqg)
Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 12:43 AM (M3DRt)
The only pastrami sandwich I really like is at Togo's.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 25, 2017 12:38 AM (u8kLQ)
Love me some pastrami! Going to try making some, someday. Then I'll have to change my nic to Pastrami Jeff.
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at February 25, 2017 12:44 AM (VSenK)
Posted by: shibumi
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"Something, something...men without chests."
Posted by: C.S. Lewis at February 25, 2017 12:45 AM (ZO497)
I'm resigned to being stuck in WA. Can't find much I like in OR on the coast and I'm not sure it's any better. And he wants to be on the coast or a river. Can't get him interested in TX. He keeps finding odd places in Louisiana but I don't see that as a good option. At least the counties we are looking at are conservative.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 25, 2017 12:45 AM (Lqy/e)
I can hear it now,"Just pee baby!"
And you know some cluess young thing is going to apply it to her mouth lips before head bobbin on some guys pole......
They write themselves....
Posted by: The Man from Athens at February 25, 2017 12:45 AM (lQqij)
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I'm glad you have good seats.
RE: filming the screens, so, so lame.
Please remember to take ear plugs with you. I went to a lot of shows as part of my job when I was younger and have damaged my hearing. It will probably be pretty loud, since it's a stadium show.
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 25, 2017 12:46 AM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Original Jake at February 24, 2017 11:58 PM (VBsKP)
Which is why the road between Pullman, WA (WSU) and Moscow, ID (U of I) was not a safe place to be on a Friday night...
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at February 25, 2017 12:39 AM (VSenK)
7 very long miles. . ..
Posted by: The Man from Athens at February 25, 2017 12:47 AM (lQqij)
"I don't see men coming in, I see little girls too afraid to fight for their country, the only men in the equation are the mothers who stayed to protect their children while the supposed "men" ran off on them"
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 25, 2017 12:42 AM (J5mC3)
Heh heh heh... "see men"
Posted by: Beavis at February 25, 2017 12:48 AM (LMcFk)
I can hear it now,"Just pee baby!"
And you know some cluess young thing is going to apply it to her mouth lips before head bobbin on some guys pole......
They write themselves....
--
These are future episodes of TLC's "Sex Sent Me to the ER"
Which, by the way, is effing hilarious. People are such idiots. Really, really really unbelievably stupid.
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 25, 2017 12:48 AM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2017 12:49 AM (ZnNqg)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 25, 2017 12:50 AM (Lqy/e)
Warmed in a skillet then american cheese melted over it and into a roll with a touch of buffalo sauce. Serve with hash browns, english muffin, oj, coffee, jam and some nice grapes.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at February 25, 2017 12:50 AM (lQqij)
Of course, the twelve ingredients is something.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2017 12:50 AM (6gk0M)
Caesar dressing and you're done.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2017 12:52 AM (ZnNqg)
Up the Santiam canyon, like Mill City or Lebanon are good.
If you can afford it, Tidewater up Drift Creek from Waldport has some nice places, my aunt lived up there. Even up the Willamette has pretty places.
Roseburg is nice too, but you gotta like living south of Eugene and north of Grants Pass.
The problem right now is Gov Brown and her supermajority is busy spending everyone's money and making it impossible to make more. Better than Washington, I suppose, but it is hard to take at times.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 25, 2017 12:53 AM (XMCn6)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2017 12:54 AM (6gk0M)
osted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 25, 2017 12:48 AM (J5mC3)
You're right!!! I forgot all about that show. Wife and I saw one episode and we both looked at each other thinking no one is that stupid . . . . sadly we are very, very wrong.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at February 25, 2017 12:54 AM (lQqij)
Caesar dressing and you're done.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2017 12:52 AM (ZnNqg)
Tennis racquet, strung with piano wire.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2017 12:55 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 25, 2017 12:50 AM (Lqy/e)
All of them are lovely. Try spending a weekend at the Balch Hotel in Dufur in the Spring.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 25, 2017 12:55 AM (XMCn6)
You forgot the bacon bits.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at February 25, 2017 12:55 AM (lQqij)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 25, 2017 12:53 AM (XMCn6)
Hey! That sounds like our Gov Brown!
Posted by: Average Guy at February 25, 2017 12:56 AM (LMcFk)
...with pepperoni, ham and your choice of cheese.
Sit down. Grab tongs. Take a load off. Eat.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2017 12:57 AM (6gk0M)
It was so damned hot and dry. Ice plants & jade plants are not tasty. Too much pressure to not use water to grow anything else. We have our own well now, so don't need to take navy showers.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 25, 2017 12:57 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 12:57 AM (M3DRt)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2017 12:58 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2017 12:58 AM (ZnNqg)
Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 12:59 AM (M3DRt)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2017 01:00 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 25, 2017 01:00 AM (S2VsH)
...not so much in my salads.
Hard boiled eggs?
...check.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2017 01:01 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 01:02 AM (M3DRt)
Price was one factor, rate of fire another, wandering zero terrible, procduct quality was average for price like most HK kit. The worst part was the gas piston system. Utter crap in a combat rifle based on the AR design. Leads to excess wear of upper , more parts, etc just so piston fanbois can say that it dont shit where you eat. The 416 failed our trials.
Posted by: NZFrank withanM2 at February 25, 2017 01:02 AM (FXQNk)
Never. Ever.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at February 25, 2017 01:03 AM (lQqij)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2017 01:04 AM (WDdjT)
Feel free to crucify me at this point.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2017 01:00 AM (6gk0M)
I use bacon bits, and a shit ton of other things like almond bits, and walnut bits, shredded cheese, olives, and a few other things to mask the boringness of the lettuce, tomato, celery, and cucumber.
I call it the salad haters salad.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 25, 2017 01:04 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 25, 2017 01:05 AM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 01:05 AM (M3DRt)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2017 01:06 AM (ZnNqg)
Quite yummy actually.
A salad that is not.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at February 25, 2017 01:06 AM (lQqij)
-Romaine
-Carrot
-Celery
-Radish
-Tomato
-Green/Red/Yellow/Orange peppers
-Onion, (Red or Vidalia)
-Hard Boiled Egg, (halved)
-Mozzarella cheese
-Cheezy croutons
-Ham
-Pepperoni
Slapweasel Salad. You know you want one.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2017 01:07 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 01:07 AM (M3DRt)
Posted by: NZFrank withanM2 at February 25, 2017 01:02 AM (FXQNk)
Just out of curiosity, is there any love left for the FN-FAL design, or is it all AR design now?
Posted by: Kindltot at February 25, 2017 01:08 AM (XMCn6)
I call it the salad haters salad.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division
I've either been drinking too much or been reading about commies too much because I read that as "bourgeoisness of the salad" at first.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 25, 2017 01:08 AM (QDr6b)
The Palouse district of eastern Washington is very beautiful. Lots of picture-postcard small towns.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2017 01:08 AM (WDdjT)
Sounds like a pizza-place salad bar salad. Which is not a bad thing.
But you should be committed for putting hard boiled egg in there.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 25, 2017 01:09 AM (S2VsH)
osted by: Notsothoreau at February 25, 2017 01:05 AM (Lqy/e)
Go up by Moclips and homes are going up like weeds!
Posted by: The Man from Athens at February 25, 2017 01:09 AM (lQqij)
Never. Ever."
-Posted by: The Man from Athens at February 25, 2017 01:03 AM (lQqij)
If I ever see you, I will fight you.
(famous over-excited Jim Rome caller)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2017 01:09 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 25, 2017 01:05 AM (Lqy/e)
both of my sisters bought places in MT when their (respective) husbands retired. They lasted a while and moved back to Oregon. The cold and being away from hospitals were the issue, since they both have health issues.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 25, 2017 01:11 AM (XMCn6)
osted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2017 01:09 AM (6gk0M)
How about I just give you the hard boiled egg.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at February 25, 2017 01:11 AM (lQqij)
-Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 25, 2017 01:09 AM (S2VsH)
It is a gaddamned Salad Bar. Add it or don't. I make taco bars, as well. You can take an ingredient or leave it.
I cater because I care.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2017 01:11 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 25, 2017 01:00 AM (S2VsH)
Everything at Max's is decadent. Haven't been there in a while; thanks for reminding me.
Posted by: Average Guy at February 25, 2017 01:12 AM (LMcFk)
Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 01:12 AM (M3DRt)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at February 25, 2017 01:12 AM (lQqij)
-Posted by: The Man from Athens at February 25, 2017 01:11 AM (lQqij)
Saves me the trouble of making another roiling pot.
Will this be for here or to go?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2017 01:13 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at February 24, 2017 11:01 PM (VOW1N)
NASA had Germans in charge.
Posted by: Fox2! at February 25, 2017 01:13 AM (sVFt2)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2017 01:14 AM (ZnNqg)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at February 25, 2017 01:14 AM (lQqij)
Crap now I'm hungry.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at February 25, 2017 01:12 AM (lQqij)
Maybe you could use that pussy glue to seal the edges up so the filling wouldn't squirt out the other end when you bite into them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2017 01:14 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 01:14 AM (M3DRt)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 25, 2017 01:15 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Average Guy at February 25, 2017 01:15 AM (LMcFk)
-Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 01:12 AM (M3DRt)
Don't make me punch your cock through All of Earth.
...as if that would be feasible.
In cartoon-form, it is funny.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2017 01:16 AM (6gk0M)
It ain't done yet.
And let's not forget the lovely toll lanes on I-405.
'Course we are talking progressive socialist dipshits here....
Posted by: The Man from Athens at February 25, 2017 01:17 AM (lQqij)
Snorted diet coke all over my laptop!!!!!
Posted by: The Man from Athens at February 25, 2017 01:18 AM (lQqij)
And those comparisons spectacularly understate the difference, of course, since in the brief (for the US) period of WWII, advances that are still astonishing were made, across the board. Alongside brute mobilization that staggers the contemporary mind.
I like to note that in WWII, US weapons included as components wood, and plutonium.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 25, 2017 01:18 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 01:19 AM (M3DRt)
Posted by: Average Guy at February 25, 2017 01:15 AM (LMcFk)
Nice thing about hardboiled eggs is that you can be certain they are fully dead. No chance of a chicken embryo gestating in your belly, and pecking its way out.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2017 01:19 AM (WDdjT)
Also a friend of mine had a Newfie. It would lay down in a doorway. She would tell him to move and he would just lay there. So just as she started to step over him he'd get up. He was a very laid back dog.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 24, 2017 11:05 PM (+lVUW)
So, like a large cat, then?
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 01:20 AM (sdi6R)
-Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 01:19 AM (M3DRt)
It can be oddly hypnotic and I can imitate it to a "T".
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2017 01:21 AM (6gk0M)
fully dead. No chance of a chicken embryo gestating in your belly, and
pecking its way out.
I've never heard of chickens doing this. The occasional xenomorph, sure, but not chickens.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 25, 2017 01:21 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 01:21 AM (M3DRt)
Posted by: Alton Brown at February 25, 2017 01:22 AM (Hvzju)
Someone's never had a crush on a movie star.
Posted by: MetaThought at February 25, 2017 01:22 AM (TrO0u)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 25, 2017 01:21 AM (IcT7t)
It happens, rarely, and Big Egg suppresses the news, ruthlessly.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2017 01:23 AM (WDdjT)
-Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2017 01:19 AM (WDdjT)
If I ever have to put this useless piece of information into use, I'll shit myself on-the-spot.
"I never thought..." *happening*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2017 01:24 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2017 01:19 AM (WDdjT)
yeah if I made the hardboiled egg it wouldn't be so bad, I'm just not trusting a pizza place with eggs. You don't know how old they are, or how old they were to start with, etc.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 25, 2017 01:24 AM (aMlLZ)
Midway Industries:
Quad rails
Fore grip
Rear flip sights
2 Metal 30 Mags
6 Tapco Pmags
Bushnell Holosite
Custom AR carry case
Original carry handle
What is a fair asking price?
Posted by: Flyboy at February 24, 2017 10:30 PM (JKGcx)
About $800 or so in the current market.
Posted by: Bob in Houston-Vast Right Wing Basket of Deplorable! at February 25, 2017 01:24 AM (/Kwzr)
"I never thought..." *happening*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2017 01:24 AM (6gk0M)
That's the best way to deal with them, if it happens. Just have a club ready...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2017 01:25 AM (WDdjT)
-Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2017 01:25 AM (WDdjT)
I'll have a Handy-Wipe ready, if anything.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2017 01:27 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 25, 2017 01:27 AM (aMlLZ)
LA earthquake, early 90s. I still remember watching the CNN (!) reporter doing a live stand-up in front of a collapsed bridge section of the I-10, passing on the dire concerns of some that this vital artery in the heart of LA would take many many months to fix.
Reality: incentives (something like $1M/day bonus for # of days finished ahead of a set deadline, or something) produced ..... dramatic quick results.
Kuwait oil fires (one of three red lines Saddam crossed, BTW, from the stark warning hinting at use of nuclear weapons in the letter shown to Tariz Aziz in Geneva just before the war started): very high drama, months or years to put them all out, fears the smoke would disrupt the south Asian monsoons, leading to mass starvation, cats and dogs living together, etc.
Reality: rich, open tender to the entire world to come put out fires, with handsome bonuses for quick results, led to very quick extinguishing of all 800+ fires (my favorite was the "birthday cake" east-bloc crews from Romania, with the Tumansky jet engines mounted on the back of trucks, which blew out fires like candles on a cake)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 25, 2017 01:28 AM (QDnY+)
Accepting Harem Applicants at February 24, 2017 11:29 PM (gEmE5)
Thanks for the mention earlier of the Richard Strauss Metamorphosen. Impressive. Enjoyed it.
Posted by: gracepc at February 25, 2017 01:28 AM (OU4q6)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 25, 2017 01:28 AM (QDnY+)
380 They just passed a stupid "housing" levy in Seattle. Because every tax hike passes here. Not gonna help, since "Free-attle" is full of homeless camps and their garbage everywhere, and it's only getting worse. Now, another 55 million?!? A commenter on the local paper's website said Mayor Ed is asking for enough with this property tax hike to cover the city budget if the feds cut off funds due to his sanctuary city crap.
Posted by: Infidel Librarian at February 24, 2017 11:38 PM (PVS8r)
How much power does the Fed Gov have over the Interstate Highway system? Could Trump tell Seattle: "you're not with the program, so we are closing all the Seattle ramps on I-5".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2017 11:43 PM (WDdjT)
Considering the fooked up ramp system, that would be an improvement.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at February 25, 2017 01:30 AM (FtrY1)
Posted by: Hail, Caesar at February 25, 2017 01:31 AM (flUys)
Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 01:32 AM (M3DRt)
I'm putting hard-boiled egg halves on my salad with old-fashioned orange French Dressing and there is nothing you can do about it.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2017 01:32 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 25, 2017 01:33 AM (u8kLQ)
First time I heard it, it crushed me. That bastard has four motifs - at least - going, and he builds you up to expect that they'll all resolve, and it's almost there, for just a few bars, and then it disintegrates.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2017 01:33 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at February 25, 2017 01:30 AM (FtrY1)
Well, if you closed all the Seattle ramps, I-5 through Seattle would essentially become a bypass, and traffic to points beyond would flow much better. Last time I drove I-5 through Seattle, it was like going down a very shallow set of stair steps; seems each concrete slab had rotated a tiny bit.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2017 01:34 AM (WDdjT)
And those comparisons spectacularly understate the difference, of course, since in the brief (for the US) period of WWII, advances that are still astonishing were made, across the board. Alongside brute mobilization that staggers the contemporary mind.
I like to note that in WWII, US weapons included as components wood, and plutonium.
Posted by: rhomboid
The German s mobilized with significant numbers of horse drawn wagons.
Posted by: Jean at February 25, 2017 01:34 AM (zZb/S)
Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 01:35 AM (M3DRt)
(Main ingredients are ketchup and brown sugar).
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2017 01:35 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: NZFrank
What passed?
Posted by: Jean at February 25, 2017 01:37 AM (zZb/S)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2017 01:37 AM (6gk0M)
Salat olivier -
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan!
No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2017 01:14 AM
(ZnNqg)
Salat Russkie, or Slav Salat-- Something, something, something boiled cubed, diced,Chopped Served cold or room temperature. bound up in mayonnaise mixed with a bit of
mustard.
But you are right. Tasty.Posted by: gracepc at February 25, 2017 01:37 AM (OU4q6)
I'm putting hard-boiled egg halves on my salad with old-fashioned orange French Dressing and there is nothing you can do about it.
Posted by: Slapweasel
-------------
Altered, for emphasis.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2017 01:37 AM (ZO497)
(Main ingredients are ketchup and brown sugar).
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2017 01:35 AM (6gk0M)
I had some smoked dry-rub ribs at a joint in AJ this evening, and they were very yummy. Meat was melt-in-your-mouth tender, and fell right off the bones.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2017 01:37 AM (WDdjT)
Can somebody give me a quick refresher course? I know they involve putting eggs in boiling water, but how long should I boil them?
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 01:38 AM (sdi6R)
-Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2017 01:37 AM (ZO497)
Nicely done. How much do I owe you?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2017 01:39 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: rickl
------------
You will not believe the various advice you will get...for a boiled egg.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2017 01:39 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 01:40 AM (M3DRt)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2017 01:40 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: Average Guy at February 25, 2017 01:40 AM (LMcFk)
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 01:38 AM (sdi6R)
I do them for ten minutes, cause I don't like them one bit runny. Also, I'm at about 3500' elevation when at home, so boiling water is a little cooler than 212 degrees.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2017 01:41 AM (WDdjT)
Man, my mouth is watering at the though of a Carolina-style pulled pork sandwich doused in Crystal pepper sauce...
Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 25, 2017 01:41 AM (S2VsH)
No navy showers, and appropos the ongoing salad discussion, just planted a few new varities of lettuce for the 2nd wave today, first wave (four varieties, plus mizuna) has about 3-4 weeks of production left before it bolts. Delicious salads for months now.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 25, 2017 01:42 AM (QDnY+)
-Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 01:38 AM (sdi6R)
If they are cold, get the water boiling first.
Drop the eggs in for ten minutes.
Turn the heat off.
Let them sit in the water for another ten minutes.
Take them out and drop them into ice water for ten minutes.
In 1/2 hour, you'll be eating hard-boiled eggs.
Fuck Yeah!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2017 01:42 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel
---------
Nothing, I learned it from Ace.
A word of warning, it's a method best used virtually.
Also, Pro Tip - Don't practice this at a biker bar called 'The Alibi'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2017 01:43 AM (ZO497)
-Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2017 01:39 AM (ZO497)
LMFAO!!!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2017 01:44 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2017 01:45 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 01:46 AM (M3DRt)
And NZFrank, were there any other piston designs entered in the competition?
Posted by: rhomboid at February 25, 2017 01:46 AM (QDnY+)
German potato salad (with bacon, natch)
Salad Nicoise
Warm spinach salad w/bacon dressing
Caprese salad (homegrown tomatoes, please) (with balsamic)
Chinese chicken salad (not Chinese), many different variations
Cobb salad
Posted by: Average Guy at February 25, 2017 01:47 AM (LMcFk)
They can't stop me, however. I'm an egg-adding, steamrolling bundle of French Dressing.
You heard me. I'm sticking with that for now.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2017 01:47 AM (6gk0M)
I like to note that in WWII, US weapons included as components wood, and plutonium.
Posted by: rhomboid
The German s mobilized with significant numbers of horse drawn wagons.
Posted by: Jean at February 25, 2017 01:34 AM (zZb/S)
I like that WWII started with biplanes (Fairey Swordfish) and ended with jets.
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 01:47 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 25, 2017 01:48 AM (S2VsH)
It's done, eat it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2017 01:48 AM (WDdjT)
They must. Just for lulz, I went searching for any image of a chestburster chicken.
Nothing.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 25, 2017 01:48 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 25, 2017 01:48 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 25, 2017 01:49 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2017 01:50 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 01:50 AM (M3DRt)
As nearly as I can tell, it was simply a matter of ALL steel production being turned over to weapons. There is even some evidence that production even dropped off.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2017 01:51 AM (ZO497)
-Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 25, 2017 01:48 AM (S2VsH)
That's how I was taught. The eggs need to be at room temperature to start, however.
Out of the Fridge, into boil, ten minutes, off heat ten minutes, ice bath ten minutes.
The shells come off quickly when peeling them under running water.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2017 01:51 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 01:50 AM (M3DRt)
Yeah, but they are halved, the yoke scooped out, and whipped up with mayonnaise and some spices, and then stuffed back into the cavities.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2017 01:52 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Rocky at February 25, 2017 01:53 AM (ZO497)
Remember the probably apocryphal but appropriate scene towards the end of Band of Brothers? The paratrooper seeing the surrendered Wehrmact masses marching along, with horse-drawn carts? Where he yells "what were you thinking? Ever heard of freaking General Motors?" (paraphrasing).
Sort of made the point.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 25, 2017 01:53 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2017 01:54 AM (WDdjT)
-Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 01:50 AM (M3DRt)
Yes. The yolks are mixed, (almost liquified), with mayonnaise and paprika and "piped" back into the egg.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2017 01:54 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2017 01:55 AM (ZnNqg)
I let mine come to a boil, take off heat and let them sit. At some point while still warm I drain the water from the pot. Then, put the lid on. Shake the pot like you would old fashioned popcorn. Up and down, and sideways. The eggs will peel themselves. Rinse. Done.
It takes awhile to get to where you can do this and the entire eggs are peeled. But I love doing it. It's fun. You can sing and dance while you shake the pot. Or not. It makes me laugh.
Posted by: gracepc at February 25, 2017 01:55 AM (OU4q6)
-Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2017 01:54 AM (WDdjT)
Trough Good Living, you will be made hole.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2017 01:56 AM (6gk0M)
I know ship-building was "switched off" in '44, with the festivities still in full swing, thanks to the prodigious production already achieved and under way. Which still left us with a bigger Navy than all the world's navies today put together (probably x2 or X3, even).
Aircraft production seems not to have been switched off before VJ Day, as at the surrender there was a combat aircraft rolling off the lines every 5 minutes, 24/7 (an astonishing thing to contemplate).
Posted by: rhomboid at February 25, 2017 01:57 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 01:58 AM (M3DRt)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2017 01:58 AM (6gk0M)
576 Considering the fooked up ramp system, that would be an improvement.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at February 25, 2017 01:30 AM (FtrY1)
Well, if you closed all the Seattle ramps, I-5 through Seattle would essentially become a bypass, and traffic to points beyond would flow much better. Last time I drove I-5 through Seattle, it was like going down a very shallow set of stair steps; seems each concrete slab had rotated a tiny bit.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2017 01:34 AM (WDdjT)
No sense replacing your expansion joints till they are failing. Typical Washington State DOT maintenance failure.
If you want to see total failure, look at the I-90 floating bridge (being refurbished) tear apart and sink because they let the pontoons fill with runoff from a big rain event.
Can't wait for the light rail line to be run across the I-90 bridge. Hope they have flotation devices attached.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at February 25, 2017 01:58 AM (FtrY1)
Deviled eggs and eternal damnation, but mostly deviled eggs.
Posted by: Charlie Daniels at February 25, 2017 01:59 AM (flUys)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2017 01:59 AM (ZnNqg)
568. Glad to share a thing of beauty.
I only had time for one listen. Am looking forward to spending more time with it.
Posted by: gracepc at February 25, 2017 02:00 AM (OU4q6)
-Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 01:58 AM (M3DRt)
Because she is Wise and has walked amongst us without fear of admonition.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2017 02:00 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at February 25, 2017 01:58 AM (FtrY1)
"In the unlikely event of a water landing, your seat cushion may be used for flotation."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2017 02:01 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 02:02 AM (M3DRt)
You don't even know where the Emergency Exits are, I'll bet.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2017 02:03 AM (6gk0M)
You will not believe the various advice you will get...for a boiled egg.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2017 01:39 AM (ZO497)
I just looked it up on Wikipedia.
Yikes. This is why I find cooking intimidating.
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 02:04 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2017 02:05 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 02:06 AM (M3DRt)
-Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 02:04 AM (sdi6R)
You write informative articles about Government Overreach. You can boil an egg, Good Sir.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2017 02:08 AM (6gk0M)
I note that when trying to put things in perspective for people some times.
Our forces were fighting or operating in almost all the world's time zones. We took casualties surpassing Iraq in a few weeks, to take small islands. As noted, we accelerated technological development unbelievably, cramming decades of progress into a few years.
And according to estimates of the time, we were cruising along in the 70% percent range on mobilization - i.e. not going all out.
While inventing such concepts as units (with some command influence) devoted to preserving and rescuing artistic and cultural treasures of affected countries, and large-scale relief and management of refugees and displaced persons.
Almost as if there was something special about the country. Almost.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 25, 2017 02:08 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 02:10 AM (M3DRt)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2017 02:12 AM (ZnNqg)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 25, 2017 02:12 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Riders of Rohan at February 25, 2017 02:13 AM (EslWx)
Make mistakes and try again with notes.
I made great chili.
I made great taco meat.
I combined the two and failed miserably.
-Don't burn things.
-Don't overcook things and dry the meat out.
-Make your own shit and almost follow a recipe.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2017 02:13 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2017 02:14 AM (6gk0M)
US would have military victory in WWII.
Cultural victory with Hollywood.
Science victory with the moon landing / internet.
Diplomatic victory by creating the UN / stopping modern piracy in the shipping lanes.
... just one more turn ...
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 25, 2017 02:14 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2017 02:15 AM (6gk0M)
-Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 25, 2017 02:14 AM (VdICR)
It has been more like Axis and Allies with the Six taken off of the die.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2017 02:18 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2017 02:19 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2017 02:19 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 02:21 AM (M3DRt)
With a local Russian helper, he was delivering US Army/NATO surplus blankets to pensioners (elderly) in Moscow apartments.
Old guy (WWII vet) in one apt. got tears in his eyes, invited them in to show them his WWII-vintage US Army blanket he still had - "this is the second time you have helped me".
Both my friend and his Russian colleague were pretty much overwhelmed by that one.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 25, 2017 02:22 AM (QDnY+)
I need to watch it again when I'm not as distracted.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2017 02:23 AM (6gk0M)
-Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 02:21 AM (M3DRt)
If they want to be equal, they don't need those parking spaces.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2017 02:24 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 25, 2017 02:25 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 25, 2017 02:25 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 25, 2017 02:26 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2017 02:27 AM (IqV8l)
Highlights the poverty of the Soviet Union, and the goodness of the people who survived its horrors.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2017 02:28 AM (ZnNqg)
Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 02:28 AM (M3DRt)
The Project Veritas video about CNN is not as "Hard-Hitting" as I thought it would be.
We will get fooled again.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2017 02:29 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2017 02:30 AM (IqV8l)
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AOP could have fixed him up with another Studebaker
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2017 02:32 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 25, 2017 02:33 AM (VdICR)
He told me things that he had told me previously and I know that he is not the same man I grew-up with. He really is "losing it".
What a stubborn bastard this guy is.
Thank you all in advance and love to you and yours.
G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!
*static*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2017 02:33 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2017 02:34 AM (ZnNqg)
Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 02:34 AM (M3DRt)
Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 02:39 AM (M3DRt)
Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 02:41 AM (M3DRt)
Posted by: NZFrank withanM2 at February 25, 2017 02:41 AM (FXQNk)
Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 02:42 AM (M3DRt)
Posted by: B Goode Johnny at February 25, 2017 02:46 AM (M3DRt)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spam_(food)
It's got quite a history. Invented in 1937, it gained worldwide importance in WWII and its aftermath.
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 02:49 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 25, 2017 03:04 AM (S2VsH)
During World War II and the occupations which followed, Spam was introduced into Guam, Hawaii, Okinawa, the Philippines, and other islands in the Pacific. Immediately absorbed into native diets, it has become a unique part of the history and effects of U.S. influence in the Pacific.[10]
As a consequence of World War II rationing and the Lend-Lease Act, Spam also gained prominence in the United Kingdom. British prime minister during the 1980s Margaret Thatcher later referred to it as a "wartime delicacy".[11][12] In addition to increasing production for the U.K., Hormel expanded Spam output as part of Allied aid to the similarly beleaguered Soviet Union.[13] Nikita Khrushchev declared: "Without Spam we wouldn't have been able to feed our army".[14] Throughout the war, countries ravaged by the conflict and faced with strict food rations came to appreciate Spam.[15]
That's pretty damn impressive.
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2017 03:12 AM (sdi6R)
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said no one ever who had to ride herd on a "Pig" (M-60)
ask me how i know....
;-)
Posted by: redc1c4, 11H10, long long ago at February 25, 2017 03:30 AM (EslWx)
Posted by: redc1c4, at February 25, 2017 03:33 AM (EslWx)
Posted by: redc1c4, at February 25, 2017 03:35 AM (EslWx)
Posted by: Kudzu King at February 25, 2017 03:47 AM (zsn5a)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 25, 2017 03:48 AM (S2VsH)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 25, 2017 03:49 AM (W8bn5)
Good morning horde
Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 04:01 AM (HDU3V)
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Posted by: Linda Richman at February 25, 2017 04:20 AM (W8bn5)
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Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 25, 2017 04:46 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 05:10 AM (HDU3V)
Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 05:11 AM (HDU3V)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 24, 2017 10:20 PM (0tfLf)
And they're going to get a series of them. This is what "nonpartisan" races and jungle primaries give you - two slightly different flavors of the same turd sandwich. The previous mayor was an idiot, too. He forbade using salt on the roads during a particularly bad snowstorm because he didn't want it washed into Puget Sound - which is made up of SALT WATER.
Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at February 25, 2017 05:12 AM (tapYd)
I'm at an airport en route to ski and they're blasting CNN on all the tvs.
I forgot just how hilariously clueless they are.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 25, 2017 05:14 AM (eiLCL)
Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2017 05:21 AM (HDU3V)
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Posted by: Leslie Jones, starring as Abe Lincoln in new biopic at February 25, 2017 05:46 AM (UW4Uc)
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Posted by: Eromero at February 25, 2017 05:50 AM (zLDYs)
https://youtu.be/4PkcfQtibmU
The video pays tribute to a movie called Falling Down, with Michael Douglas and directed by Joel Schumacher.
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