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California Is Hell Bent On Making Pelosi And Maxine Waters Sound Like Geniuses....
It’s outrageous the administration is saying anyone who might have committed a crime qualifies for deportations.
— Kamala Harris (@KamalaHarris) February 23, 2017
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: IP at February 24, 2017 12:09 PM (yV4wg)
Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2017 12:09 PM (eGfTO)
Posted by: Mcgyver at February 24, 2017 12:09 PM (Abt8X)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2017 12:10 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: IP at February 24, 2017 12:10 PM (yV4wg)
Posted by: Taqyia2Me - Deplorubus Unum at February 24, 2017 12:10 PM (Ftuf+)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 12:11 PM (WFe5M)
Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2017 12:11 PM (eGfTO)
The Dems/Left have long ago decided they every d@mn person in the world deserves to live in the US, full stop.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2017 12:12 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: IP at February 24, 2017 12:12 PM (yV4wg)
They signal their understanding of this distinction with interpretive dance, curling up in a fetal position on the floor under a hail of poo.
Posted by: Slo-Pitch Whiffer at February 24, 2017 12:12 PM (5JlYa)
Repub's: Sounds good!
Posted by: WisRich at February 24, 2017 12:12 PM (hdpay)
Posted by: BignJames at February 24, 2017 12:13 PM (x9c8r)
Posted by: tu3031 at February 24, 2017 12:13 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at February 24, 2017 12:13 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: A Doorknob at February 24, 2017 12:14 PM (NBHj5)
The Dems/Left have long ago decided they every d@mn person in the world deserves to live in the US, full stop.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2017 12:12 PM (NOIQH)
You know, the left also screams about cultural appropriation, so wouldn't illegals be culturally appropriating America? So wouldn't that be wrong?
Posted by: moki at February 24, 2017 12:14 PM (gfRCk)
Have the perfected the crime fighting tech from Minority Report?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 24, 2017 12:14 PM (P/aDH)
Posted by: moki at February 24, 2017 12:14 PM (gfRCk)
Oh my baby don't be so distressed
Were done with politesse
It's time to be so brutally honest about
The way we know we long for something fine
When we pine for higher ceilings
And bourgeois happy feelings
And here we are in the center of the first world
It's laid out before us, who are we to break down?
Everyday we wake up
We choose Love
We choose light
And we try, it's too easy just to fall apart
Posted by: undocumented SMOD at February 24, 2017 12:14 PM (e8kgV)
..........
Those seven new planets they found?
Posted by: wth at February 24, 2017 12:14 PM (HgMAr)
It's that simple. Whether you walked, swam, waded, or got smuggled in on a truck. Or if you stowed away on a container coming from Asia.
Far as they are concerned, if you made it you are home free and you have all the rights of a citizen.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 24, 2017 12:14 PM (U6f54)
Posted by: OCBill at February 24, 2017 12:14 PM (df+Zi)
New and hot: I am last on the last thread, (until Berserker added one). So I guess really, I am second (to last), yeah me.
Posted by: The Real Bruce at February 24, 2017 12:14 PM (Qr8dA)
1. Have good (read: few) gun laws
2. Have good economies
3. Have a decent number of women in their 20s?
I've spent 26 years behind enemy lines and I'd like to go home.
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at February 24, 2017 12:15 PM (wwd4n)
Are they so staggeringly dumb that they can't make the distinction between illegal aliens, resident aliens, and naturalized or soon-to-be-naturalized citizens?
Or do they assume that we're that dumb, and we play right along by not completely halting the discussion and explaining the difference whenever they throw the 'anti-immigrant' bomb?
Posted by: hogmartin at February 24, 2017 12:15 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Killerdog at February 24, 2017 12:15 PM (o/A0v)
Don't laugh. They'll do the same in your state, too, if you give them the chance.
Posted by: Ace's liver at February 24, 2017 12:15 PM (+azJs)
Because I'd imagine support for deporting criminal aliens is very high.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 24, 2017 12:15 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: DaveA at February 24, 2017 12:15 PM (8J/Te)
Since democrats are seeming to insist that every person who wishes to be a US citizen should be a US citizen. I suggest the us simply ANNEX every country in the world, thus making every person a US citizen.
Posted by: Dr. Mr. Badman at February 24, 2017 12:15 PM (cfjq1)
I am fascinated that the Republican Party, the party that used to proudly embrace "Law And Order Republicans" as some of its strongest and most dedicated supporters, isn't crying out on every street corner and photo op that there is a big difference between immigrants and illegal immigrants. And that deportations are simply part of the law that they and the Democrats voted for....
You poor, sweet, naive Dildo.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 24, 2017 12:15 PM (P0DTV)
Go after some of the government employees and social workers who knew and we're more worried about their job security.
Come to think of it, let mayors and city council members know that if sanctuary city codes (or whatever local things the cities have) don't conform to federal law within 90 days...
Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 24, 2017 12:15 PM (/f1mm)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2017 12:12 PM
Not just "deserves" but that it is their absolute right to do so.
Posted by: Spiny Norman at February 24, 2017 12:15 PM (U3sWw)
Posted by: Lena Rumham at February 24, 2017 12:15 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 24, 2017 12:14 PM (U6f54)
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Unless you are from Cuba.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 24, 2017 12:16 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: BignJames at February 24, 2017 12:16 PM (x9c8r)
That is why I love, love, love Trump using the term "illegal immigrants."
As Jeff Goldstein has written extensively about, you lose the debate when you agree to use their language. I am sure that this contributes heavily to the Trump derangement: how dare he use words everyone has already decided are off-limits!!! That defiance alone signals that Trump does not buy into their BS arguments, not one little bit.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2017 12:16 PM (NOIQH)
proudly embrace "Law And Order Republicans" as some of its strongest and
most dedicated supporters, isn't crying out on every street corner and
photo op that there is a big difference between immigrants and illegal
immigrants."
They are cowards who do not believe what they campaign on. They never wanted to win. They never wanted the responsibility to rule. And they CERTAINLY never intended to deliver on any of the "crazy stuff" they promised their voters. Trump has fucked all of that up for them.
Need evidence? While Obama was President there was NO SHORTAGE of bills to repeal Obamacare. Now that it can be signed tomorrow... we won't see one for a year (if ever). Primary all of them. We need a new GOP.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 24, 2017 12:16 PM (S2VsH)
Posted by: USNtakim at February 24, 2017 12:16 PM (hMqvx)
Republicans are too busy cowering in fear over obamacare and the new fake polls showing obamacare is at all time high.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 24, 2017 12:16 PM (P0DTV)
She is right. Agree 100%. Merely being here illegally qualifies you for deportation. And, despite what others say, I don't think she's hot. Not my type. Frankly, I would rather do Dunham, especially now that she has lost weight.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 24, 2017 12:17 PM (W8bn5)
Posted by: moki at February 24, 2017 12:14 PM (gfRCk)
Harris makes Warren look mainstream. I have no idea how she got elected, even in California.
Posted by: Ace's liver at February 24, 2017 12:17 PM (+azJs)
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 24, 2017 12:15 PM (P0DTV)
Young lady, do I need a sarc tag?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 24, 2017 12:17 PM (rF0hx)
They're not "immigrants."
They are foreign freeloading nomads, at best. At worst, they are foreign invaders.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 24, 2017 12:17 PM (P0DTV)
So what did they ask in these polls? "Do You want to keep Obamacare or do You want to die?"
Posted by: It's me donna at February 24, 2017 12:17 PM (O2RFr)
This to infinity. The Dems are out-and-out traitors, but you know what to expect from anti-American, child-molesting, child-murdering assholes.
The GOP are the stab in the back. If Trump fails, it is solely because of them.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 24, 2017 12:18 PM (X6fMO)
1. Have good (read: few) gun laws
2. Have good economies
3. Have a decent number of women in their 20s?
I've spent 26 years behind enemy lines and I'd like to go home.
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at February 24, 2017 12:15 PM (wwd4n)
Indiana probably fits the bill. I've also heard good things about the mid-Atlantic states.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 24, 2017 12:18 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 24, 2017 12:18 PM (7ZVPa)
I said, "Crack down on businesses that hire them. Just make the atmosphere unpromising for them and they will deport themselves."
Of course: "That doesn't work!"
But, wait a minute. Isn't that how ALL 20 MILLION OF THEM wound up moving from Mexico to here?
Posted by: RKae at February 24, 2017 12:18 PM (4DpAT)
Posted by: irright at February 24, 2017 12:19 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: illiniwek at February 24, 2017 12:19 PM (YMJtx)
Posted by: chavez the hugp at February 24, 2017 12:19 PM (KP5rU)
https://youtu.be/IuuU6-eLRd0
CNN's new POS host has a poor pokerface to conceal his glee. Anyone with youtube could have figured this out in about a day at the most. They're not that dumb.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 24, 2017 12:19 PM (VdICR)
wouldn't illegals be culturally appropriating America? So wouldn't that
be wrong?
Apparently "white privilege" means never getting to defend or own your own culture.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2017 12:19 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Ace's liver at February 24, 2017 12:17 PM
No Republican on the ballot. We had a choice between two loony lib Democrats.
Posted by: Spiny Norman at February 24, 2017 12:19 PM (U3sWw)
_______________________
Well when the Progtards & Fake News have lost Lincoln Chaffee you know it's time to call it a Night
Posted by: EVLINC! at February 24, 2017 12:19 PM (y3aQB)
Lefties have lied so much that they've begun believing their lies. I really think many of them are so divorced from reality that they can't tell the difference any more.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 24, 2017 12:19 PM (97XyN)
"President Obama directed U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) to focus on criminals, not families, during his November 2014 executive action on immigration.
"According to their website, 'ICE has continued to increase its focus on identifying, arresting, and removing convicted criminals in prisons and jails, and also at-large arrests in the interior.'
"In fiscal year 2015, 91 percent of people removed from inside the U.S. were previously convicted of a crime."
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/obamas-deportation-policy-numbers/story?id=41715661
Surely you remember the MSM onslaught of anecdotes of families torn apart, dreams shattered?
Posted by: Slo-Pitch Whiffer at February 24, 2017 12:20 PM (5JlYa)
..........
To Jupiter with their Queen Cher.
Posted by: wth at February 24, 2017 12:20 PM (HgMAr)
Kamala Harris isn't dumb. She is merely speaking Dumb so she can reach her base.
obama won two terms doing this.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 24, 2017 12:20 PM (P0DTV)
proudly embrace "Law And Order Republicans" as some of its strongest and
most dedicated supporters, isn't crying out on every street corner and
photo op that there is a big difference between immigrants and illegal
immigrants.
That's because we can fit in a booth at Denny's with room to spare.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 24, 2017 12:20 PM (SRKgf)
Look on my fake polls, ye Mighty, and despair!
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 24, 2017 12:20 PM (VdICR)
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Thus, I never 'Agree to disagree', which is always their fall-back position when they have run out of facts. It tacitly suggests that their argument/position is factually/morally the equivalent of my own. So, I say, say "No, I won't agree to even that", and explain the above.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2017 12:21 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: willow at February 24, 2017 12:21 PM (R7cwD)
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 24, 2017 12:21 PM (P0DTV)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at February 24, 2017 12:21 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: tu3031 at February 24, 2017 12:21 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Dang at February 24, 2017 12:21 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Spiny Norman at February 24, 2017 12:19 PM (U3sWw)
I voted for Deukmejian and Wilson, and was modestly pleased. Then the shit hit the fan.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 24, 2017 12:21 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: Californian Rock at February 24, 2017 12:21 PM (CPk08)
The left are feeding on the weak and small minded, 140 characters at a time to perpetuate their lies and misinformation.
Posted by: IP at February 24, 2017 12:22 PM (yV4wg)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 24, 2017 12:22 PM (O2RFr)
Because cries of "racism" still send Republican politicians running for cover, alas.
Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at February 24, 2017 12:22 PM (RD7QR)
****
Really? Why? The party leadership WANTS amnesty. They have made that abundantly clear.
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at February 24, 2017 12:22 PM (0x/TW)
Never underestimate retard strong.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 24, 2017 12:23 PM (FVvBL)
Posted by: Johnny Chung at February 24, 2017 12:23 PM (hA1V+)
My escape plan from Commiefornia is currently the northwest corner of Arkansas or southwestern Missouri (I love the Boston Mountains). But I am already married, so I'm not looking for ladies there. Not that there aren't any, just can't comment because I wasn't looking when I visited.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 24, 2017 12:23 PM (S2VsH)
Someting happen to me, Wikireaks tell all!
Posted by: Johnny Chung at February 24, 2017
No, that plan doesn't work.
Posted by: Seth Rich at February 24, 2017 12:23 PM (hA1V+)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 24, 2017 12:18 PM (7ZVPa)
All of it, apparently. But this is the party of cash in the freezer, Mary Jo Kopechne, "I did not have sex with that woman," "It was a video!!" and Robert "Grand Dragon" Byrd. They are real problems with truth, morals and legality.
Posted by: moki at February 24, 2017 12:23 PM (gfRCk)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 24, 2017 12:22 PM
.
I wrote in "Vincent E Scully".
Posted by: Spiny Norman at February 24, 2017 12:23 PM (U3sWw)
obama won two terms doing this.
Posted by: Soothsayer
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Good point.
'Dumb' - The lingua franca of the Democrat Party base
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2017 12:23 PM (ZO497)
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Which is why I don't necessarily buy the "but they have a family!!!" argument.
A woman robs a store.
She is put in jail.
Is anyone crying "we can't put her in jail, she has a family?"
No. Becuase she committed a crime.
Being here illegally is a crime. People CHOOSE to break the law.
How is a man who robs a bank because his family is "poor" and "wants a better life" different than an illegal who comes here because he is "poor" and "wants a better life?"
Both are committing crimes, and if both have families, the are making decisions that could harm them.
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 24, 2017 12:23 PM (J5mC3)
They used to say I was dumber than a box of rocks, so she's got a ways to go ...
Posted by: Barbara Boxer at February 24, 2017 12:24 PM (mt8X9)
"According to their website, 'ICE has continued to increase its focus on identifying, arresting, and removing convicted criminals in prisons and jails, and also at-large arrests in the interior.'
"In fiscal year 2015, 91 percent of people removed from inside the U.S. were previously convicted of a crime."
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Damn right-wing reactionary, worse-than-Hitler racist!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at February 24, 2017 12:24 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: johny boy at February 24, 2017 12:24 PM (UNXWZ)
Posted by: Dang at February 24, 2017 12:24 PM (8b+oT)
Note to Harris. Even legal non-citizen residents are subject to deportation if they get certain criminal convictions.
But she is from CA, where they have never met a criminal they didn't like. Except for Republicans.
Posted by: Waste93 at February 24, 2017 12:24 PM (+nJBO)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 24, 2017 12:24 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Dang at February 24, 2017 12:24 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: USNtakim at February 24, 2017 12:25 PM (hMqvx)
20 million people! It's just not possible! They're here and there's no
changing that!"
And yet look at how many are scrambling to Canada based on a couple of EOs from Trump instructing DHS/ICE merely follow the laws on the books?
Expectations influence outcomes.
Demanding we agree that "You can't deport all of them, therefore you should not deport any of them!" - which is what that person was really saying, is BS (and they know it). Trump is rejecting their premises, upending the debate.
Love it.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2017 12:25 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at February 24, 2017 12:22 PM (0x/TW)
I was being sarcastic.
You people are too literal.
You need to drink more and fap more.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 24, 2017 12:25 PM (rF0hx)
51 Kamala Harris-- The Joe Biden for a new generation.
Posted by: irright at February 24, 2017 12:19 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: 80's music fan at February 24, 2017 12:25 PM (PHcLa)
I posted one that will be titled Trumptopia
link in nic
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 24, 2017 12:25 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 24, 2017 12:26 PM (NdM46)
Posted by: Lena Rumham
To anyone who may read this. I am trapped inside Lena Dunham's sister's vagina. Please help me.
Posted by: Dwayne Johnson at February 24, 2017 12:26 PM (W8bn5)
You need to drink more and fap more.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 24, 2017 12:25 PM (rF0hx)
I hear that's good for the wrists.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 24, 2017 12:26 PM (NdM46)
Posted by: Dang at February 24, 2017 12:26 PM (8b+oT)
51 Kamala Harris-- The Joe Biden for a new generation.
Posted by: irright at February 24, 2017 12:19 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: 80's music fan at February 24, 2017 12:25 PM (PHcLa)
High. Speed. Fuckin'. Rail.
Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at February 24, 2017 12:26 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Under Fire at February 24, 2017 12:27 PM (UOJLJ)
Posted by: Bed Larker at February 24, 2017 12:27 PM (Z3+AH)
Posted by: Senor Juan McCain at February 24, 2017 12:27 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 24, 2017 12:26 PM (NdM46)
Do you have an instructor, or access to one?
[not for fapping...]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 24, 2017 12:27 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 24, 2017 12:25 PM (rF0hx)
Too much of one and then you can't do the other.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 24, 2017 12:27 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 24, 2017 12:28 PM (aMlLZ)
Well, at least Democrats are consistent.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 24, 2017 12:28 PM (S2VsH)
Hell No Man !!! They're the Good Guys !!!
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 24, 2017 12:28 PM (FVvBL)
This.
also, show up at an ER and get a Free Trip to a Hospital in your Native Country.
Do not Pass Go and Do not collect $200.
Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2017 12:28 PM (ktw54)
I said, "Crack down on businesses that hire them. Just make the atmosphere unpromising for them and they will deport themselves."
Of course: "That doesn't work!"
But, wait a minute. Isn't that how ALL 20 MILLION OF THEM wound up moving from Mexico to here?
Posted by: RKae at February 24, 2017 12:18 PM (4DpAT)
There you go again, making good sense.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 24, 2017 12:28 PM (SRKgf)
Love it.
Posted by: Lizzy
If we keep deporting some of them, and encouraging others to self deport for other locations (like Canada or Mexico), eventually we will discovered that we have deported all of them.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 24, 2017 12:28 PM (W8bn5)
Where are the Republicans and why are they not screaming this from the rooftops?
Do you think the Democrats would let something like this pass? Hell, no! They would have people in the streets with pitchforks and torches for having their vote taken away!
But Republicans just roll over and take it. Every. Single. Time.
I am so through with them.
Posted by: LGoPs at February 24, 2017 12:28 PM (t8gnY)
19 Also, Kamala Harris is a few french fries short of an order.
Posted by: moki at February 24, 2017 12:14 PM (gfRCk)
Harris makes Warren look mainstream. I have no idea how she got elected, even in California.
Posted by: Ace's liver
She started out, here, in S.F. How do you think she got elected? The national and state Republican parties essentially gifted California to the left.
Posted by: SFGoth at February 24, 2017 12:28 PM (dZ756)
Posted by: 80's music fan at February 24, 2017 12:29 PM (PHcLa)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 24, 2017 12:29 PM (LTHVh)
Posted by: I Be That Chick at February 24, 2017 12:29 PM (S/qwI)
Posted by: Bed Larker at February 24, 2017 12:27 PM (Z3+AH)
Especially when they are way up in the air...
Posted by: Willie Brown at February 24, 2017 12:29 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: Thinks he's Archer at February 24, 2017 12:29 PM (gbWkA)
Harris makes Warren look mainstream. I have no idea how she got elected, even in California.Posted by: Ace's liver at February 24, 2017 12:17 PM
Step one: Bang Willie Brown
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 24, 2017 12:30 PM (lKyWE)
The Administration doesn't say that. The law says that. The laws passed by the people's representatives, Democrat and Republican and signed by presidents of both parties over many years.
Furthermore, those laws say anyone here illegally may be deported, not just criminals. This is evidently not a novel concept; EVERY COUNTRY ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH HAS SUCH A LAW. HATERS!
It's too bad we don't have a political system where voters could vote choose their representatives and enact any policies on immigration they like.
Oh--wait--we do.
For instance, when voters put Democrats fully in charge in 2009 and 2010. They could have passed or repealed any immigration law they chose just like they did on healthcare.
But they dint. Outrageous!
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 24, 2017 12:30 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Kamala Harris at February 24, 2017 12:30 PM (ktw54)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
That is plagiarized from Shakespeare. "Wine increases the desire but detracts from the performance".
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 24, 2017 12:30 PM (W8bn5)
She is not! And that us raycisss.
And insulting to Rock-Americans!
Posted by: CNN ABC CBS NBC OTHER LYING SHITWEASELS at February 24, 2017 12:30 PM (49IcX)
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Actually, you can't deport all of them but you can make it so difficult here that they deport themselves, on their own dime. Okay, actually it's probably still our dime since they're all income tax evaders.
Posted by: Dang at February 24, 2017 12:30 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Lena Rumham
To anyone who may read this. I am trapped inside Lena Dunham's sister's vagina. Please help me.
Posted by: Dwayne Johnson
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Annnnd, this is why I hang out at this landscape of iniquity.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2017 12:30 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Bed Larker at February 24, 2017 12:27 PM (Z3+AH)
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If she only had my arms, she'd be a rock star ...
Posted by: The Mooche at February 24, 2017 12:30 PM (mt8X9)
Posted by: Orson at February 24, 2017 12:30 PM (MgvfN)
Posted by: John McCain at February 24, 2017 12:30 PM (qU2ch)
Posted by: Lloyd Bentsen's Ghost at February 24, 2017 12:31 PM (WI6nT)
Posted by: brass pair at February 24, 2017 12:31 PM (YEelc)
A worthy successor to Senator Ma'am.
Posted by: tu3031 at February 24, 2017 12:21 PM (qJhUV)
A dumbed-down version of Senator Ma'am.
I didn't think that that was possible.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 24, 2017 12:31 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Bed Larker at February 24, 2017 12:27 PM (Z3+AH)
Yes, she does, and that is her only redeeming feature...
Posted by: Don Q. at February 24, 2017 12:31 PM (qf6WZ)
In the meantime, she's needlessly painted a target on herself. Wiser communists are waiting in the weeds...
Posted by: General Zod at February 24, 2017 12:31 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 24, 2017 12:19 PM (97XyN)
In order to be a progressive, you must continually subject yourself to the intellectual equivalent of stabbing your eyes with scissors or some other sharp object.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 24, 2017 12:32 PM (U+9Zc)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at February 24, 2017 12:32 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Thinks he's Archer at February 24, 2017 12:32 PM (gbWkA)
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Democrat plan: Amnesty= billions of lifelong democrat voters
Republican plan: Amnesty= billions of lifelong democrat voters, we're in the minority forever and don't have to actually accomplish anything. Ever.
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 24, 2017 12:32 PM (J5mC3)
1. Have good (read: few) gun laws
2. Have good economies
3. Have a decent number of women in their 20s?
I've spent 26 years behind enemy lines and I'd like to go home.
*
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I'd settle for a state with the first two, and with a decent climate (i.e., not hot for 10 months of the damn year)!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 24, 2017 12:32 PM (9MVvY)
Posted by: John McCain's toy poodle Miss Lindsey at February 24, 2017 12:32 PM (qU2ch)
Too much of one and then you can't do the other.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
That is plagiarized from Shakespeare. "Wine increases the desire but detracts from the performance".
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 24, 2017 12:30 PM (W8bn5)
Does that mean Kamala Harris will be knocking on my door?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 24, 2017 12:32 PM (jxbfJ)
I don't think it's even occurred to them that people could shift "backwards" on these sorts of things. So we're not only seeing a bit of an existential crisis, since the arguments they're making do not work any more. If you say that there is a right to X, and enough people say "no, that's retarded" then you don't have anywhere to go in the argument except screech louder and louder about the injustice in increasingly vain attempts to get people to change their mind.
Is this going to be willowed? I feel like this is going to be willowed.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 24, 2017 12:32 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 24, 2017 12:32 PM (LTHVh)
Like they say, "Nothing to see here, move along."
She started out, here, in S.F. How do you think she got elected? The national and state Republican parties essentially gifted California to the left.
Posted by: SFGoth at February 24, 2017 12:28 PM (dZ756)
Posted by: 80's music fan at February 24, 2017 12:33 PM (PHcLa)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 24, 2017 12:33 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: Bed Larker at February 24, 2017 12:27 PM (Z3+AH)
So let her do porn instead of politics.
Everyone wins.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 24, 2017 12:33 PM (NdM46)
Posted by: I Be That Chick at February 24, 2017 12:29 PM (S/qwI)
What, no love for Maxine Waters? She's a strong contender for that illustrious and fiercely competitive title.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 24, 2017 12:33 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: General Zod at February 24, 2017 12:31 PM (Bdeb0)
What's the Restoration concept?
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 24, 2017 12:33 PM (U+9Zc)
- from the Introduction page to "The Big Book of Political Rhetoric " by Kamala Harris.
Posted by: Jingo Unchained! at February 24, 2017 12:33 PM (0GJk6)
Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2017 12:33 PM (ktw54)
Posted by: SFGoth at February 24, 2017 12:28 PM (dZ756)
Posted by: 80's music fan at February 24, 2017 12:33 PM (PHcLa)
The Washington State GOP is doing the same thing here. Rank incompetence.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 24, 2017 12:33 PM (NdM46)
Posted by: The Mooche at February 24, 2017 12:30 PM (mt8X9)
If she had arms like you she would look like an Orangutan.
Posted by: Killerdog at February 24, 2017 12:34 PM (o/A0v)
Posted by: East Bay Jay at February 24, 2017 12:34 PM (PvCxa)
Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2017 12:11 PM (eGfTO)
Ex-fucking-actly!!What part of Illegal don't they understand. This drives me nuts!
Posted by: Timon at February 24, 2017 12:34 PM (27k1O)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 24, 2017 12:34 PM (U+9Zc)
Posted by: Bed Larker at February 24, 2017 12:27 PM (Z3+AH)
...............
Did you ask her to bend over and grab her ankles?
Posted by: wth at February 24, 2017 12:34 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2017 12:34 PM (ktw54)
25 Any recommendations on states that:
1. Have good (read: few) gun laws
2. Have good economies
3. Have a decent number of women in their 20s?
I've spent 26 years behind enemy lines and I'd like to go home.
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I'd settle for a state with the first two, and with a decent climate (i.e., not hot for 10 months of the damn year)!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 24, 2017 12:32 PM (9MVvY)
Come to NH. Just passed Constitutional Carry. Economy is doing good, fairly low unemployment. Move to the Seacoast area and the Boston/Portland job markets are commutable.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 24, 2017 12:35 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: The Hole in the Ground at February 24, 2017 12:35 PM (5JlYa)
Posted by: IC at February 24, 2017 12:35 PM (a0IVu)
"backwards" on these sorts of things. So we're not only seeing a bit of
an existential crisis, since the arguments they're making do not work
any more. If you say that there is a right to X, and enough people say
"no, that's retarded" then you don't have anywhere to go in the argument
except screech louder and louder about the injustice in increasingly
vain attempts to get people to change their mind.
Excellent point. And they have gone fruit-loops over positive rights, now demanding it is a right to "have access" (which means govt. funded) tampons.
Uh....no, not even close.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2017 12:35 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 24, 2017 12:33 PM (p+Wdc)
Mormons hardest hit?
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 24, 2017 12:35 PM (U+9Zc)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at February 24, 2017 12:32 PM (Nwg0u)
I've actually heard intelligent, well-educated people take essentially that position, viz., that it's unfair to punish anyone for a crime if we don't punish everyone who commits the same crime. When the insanity of that position was pointed out, they realized what they'd said, and (to their credit) were embarrassed.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 24, 2017 12:36 PM (SRKgf)
Economy is doing good, fairly low unemployment. Move to the Seacoast
area and the Boston/Portland job markets are commutable.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 24, 2017 12:35 PM
Sounds nice, but I don't do snow. Is there a New Hampshire closer to Florida, perhaps?
Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 24, 2017 12:36 PM (S2VsH)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 24, 2017 12:32 PM (9MVvY)
Come to NH. Just passed Constitutional Carry. Economy is doing good, fairly low unemployment. Move to the Seacoast area and the Boston/Portland job markets are commutable.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
Texas.
Mic drop.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 12:37 PM (WFe5M)
Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2017 12:37 PM (ktw54)
You people are too literal.
You need to drink more and fap more.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 24, 2017 12:25 PM (rF0hx)
And then you'll be as wildly successful and fulfilled as ME!
Which is not a version of "success" and "fulfillment" that should be taken too literally, BTW.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 24, 2017 12:37 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: USNtakim at February 24, 2017 12:37 PM (hMqvx)
Posted by: Thinks he's Archer at February 24, 2017 12:37 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Bed Larker at February 24, 2017 12:27 PM (Z3+AH)
Dude, you're thinking with the wrong head.
Posted by: moki at February 24, 2017 12:37 PM (gfRCk)
I'm told Nancy Pelosi was pretty hot back in the day, too, but she's still swine.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 24, 2017 12:37 PM (X6fMO)
The people who say this are the same ones who think you can jack up the cigarette tax 200% and the state will get a 200% increase in cigarette tax revenue.
Incentives, how do they work?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2017 12:38 PM (NOIQH)
You need to drink more and fap more.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 24, 2017 12:25 PM (rF0hx)
What is "drink more and fap more" an euphemism for?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 24, 2017 12:38 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at February 24, 2017 12:38 PM (Nwg0u)
1. Have good (read: few) gun laws
2. Have good economies
3. Have a decent number of women in their 20s?
I've spent 26 years behind enemy lines and I'd like to go home.
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I'd settle for a state with the first two, and with a decent climate (i.e., not hot for 10 months of the damn year)!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 24, 2017 12:32 PM (9MVvY)
Definitely scratch Maryland off of your list.
Posted by: Timon at February 24, 2017 12:38 PM (27k1O)
Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2017 12:38 PM (ktw54)
But whenever an ambitious black who isn't really black makes his way to the Senate, he is automatically deemed a contender for the Iron Throne, so long as they're a D. I give you Cory Booker, Kamala Harris and Obama.
But if he's an R, and a genuine American black, he's ignored. I give you Tim Scott (R-SC)
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 24, 2017 12:38 PM (SIY7D)
Posted by: SFGoth at February 24, 2017 12:28 PM (dZ756)
Posted by: 80's music fan at February 24, 2017 12:33 PM (PHcLa)
The Washington State GOP is doing the same thing here. Rank incompetence.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 24, 2017 12:33 PM (NdM46)
In fairness, when the stupidity/insanity quotient becomes this high, what can the GOP do effectively?
Here in CA the top two vote-getters in the primaries run against each other (thanks to a "voter" initiative), so it's Dem v. Dem every time.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 24, 2017 12:38 PM (SRKgf)
You need to drink more and fap more.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Dil do's and don'ts.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at February 24, 2017 12:39 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: joe
Drinking and jacking off.
Sometimes, that's all it is.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 12:39 PM (WFe5M)
The Dems/Left have long ago decided they every d@mn person in the world deserves to live in the US, full stop.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2017 12:12 PM (NOIQH)
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Lawless idiots.
The Libertardians think there should be no immigration laws at all and every d@mn person in the world should have the opportunity to live in the US.
Many Republicans think every d@mn business should have the opportunity to hire illegal immigrants.
Many Republicans believe there should be unlimited H-1B visas and unlimited purchased immigration.
California Stop.
Posted by: RioBravo at February 24, 2017 12:40 PM (OmhcY)
You people are too literal.
You need to drink more and fap more.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 24, 2017 12:25 PM (rF0hx)
What is "drink more and fap more" an euphemism for?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 24, 2017 12:38 PM (KUaJL)
The weekend.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 24, 2017 12:40 PM (jxbfJ)
Uh....no, not even close.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2017 12:35 PM (NOIQH)
The conversation needs to be about the definition of what a Right actually is.
Because the Court's don't seem to know anymore...
Hell, even the 'Right' to vote is not a Right under what the Founder's defined...
A Right was something inherent to an individual, that the Government should not impede...
The right to speech... the right to property... the right to defend oneself... the right to only associate with whom you wish...
These are all things we already have... the VOTE is an artificial construct... a POWER granted to us by our form of Government, not something given to us by God, or Nature.
Posted by: Don Q. at February 24, 2017 12:40 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Lord Chancellor johnd01 at February 24, 2017 12:40 PM (ukNFU)
The people who say this are the same ones who think you can jack up the cigarette tax 200% and the state will get a 200% increase in cigarette tax revenue.
Incentives, how do they work?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2017 12:38 PM (NOIQH)
I've ranted about this before. They do this all the time, and yet are surprised every time to find out that their simplistic projections are wrong.
Then, in the next breath, they'll propose to raise taxes on, e.g., cigarettes, to discourage their consumption, never seeming to grasp the inherent contradiction between the two assertions.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 24, 2017 12:41 PM (SRKgf)
Everyone wins.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
does she do butt stuff?
asking for a friend...
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 24, 2017 12:41 PM (FZYNt)
see e.g., every major blue city
Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at February 24, 2017 12:41 PM (eClek)
Sometimes, that's all it is.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 12:39 PM (WFe5M)
It appears to be the vast bulk of the State of California, so it's at least something.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 24, 2017 12:41 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 24, 2017 12:41 PM (J5mC3)
This. Go to Texas.
Take every Californian you can with you.
Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2017 12:38 PM (ktw54)
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Whoa...whoa....whoa....hang on just a minute....what the hell is that supposed to mean???? We've already taken way more than our fair share of crazies....closed to that we are!!!
Posted by: lindarising schadenbutton! at February 24, 2017 12:41 PM (JNDQi)
Oh yeah. That soulful solo on Fooled Around and... one of my faves, among other stuff.
Posted by: teej at February 24, 2017 12:42 PM (mzTVj)
Apparently 80% of rapes are not even reported, let alone punished. And African Americans have a disproportionately high conviction to arrest ratio, meaning the laws are being enforced in a discriminatory and racist manner.
So let's just decriminalize rape.
Posted by: Hope Solo's Butthole at February 24, 2017 12:42 PM (3I7wr)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 24, 2017 12:33 PM (SRKgf)
Please forgive me...how could I leave that dumbass heffa out of the mix? My God, she is breathtakingly stupid! Every time I see her, I want to snatch her wig off her head. And I should also add her partner in crime here in Los Angeles, Representative Karen Bass. Another dumb bint!
Posted by: I Be That Chick at February 24, 2017 12:42 PM (S/qwI)
Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2017 12:42 PM (ktw54)
Posted by: IC at February 24, 2017 12:42 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 24, 2017 12:37 PM (X6fMO)
What day was that? Before electricity?
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 24, 2017 12:42 PM (U+9Zc)
..........
Those seven new planets they found?
Posted by: wth at February 24, 2017 12:14 PM (HgMAr)
Not of theres intelligent life there.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 24, 2017 12:43 PM (BB1en)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 24, 2017 12:38 PM (SRKgf)
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The quotient in California or the GOP?
Posted by: RioBravo at February 24, 2017 12:43 PM (OmhcY)
Then, in the next breath, they'll propose to raise taxes on, e.g., cigarettes, to discourage their consumption, never seeming to grasp the inherent contradiction between the two assertions.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Bing: Philly Soda Tax.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 12:43 PM (WFe5M)
I posted one that will be titled Trumptopia
link in nic
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Sounds fascinating. I'll have to come up with something soon; none of my current short stories fit the bill.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 24, 2017 12:43 PM (9MVvY)
The problem is that there are two kinds of rights
1) Human rights, which are innately part of being human and cannot be taken away -- you still have the RIGHT to liberty, even while jailed.
2) Legal rights, which are created by law and can be removed by law.
People conflate the two and treat them as equal. The right to marry is a legal right, not a human right. But it is being treated as a human right, and thus extended to nonsensical concepts.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2017 12:43 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: wooga at February 24, 2017 12:43 PM (3I7wr)
Posted by: Orson
Yep. She asked Mike Pompeo that based on the authority of ... John "the Imam" Brennan, who said that global warming was one of the causes for the recent uptick in terrorism.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 24, 2017 12:43 PM (W8bn5)
My problem is, that there is no popular definition for my views...
I am a closed border, America First, Libertarian...
I am a Libertarian WITHIN the US Borders... because we need to fix our own stuff... and not try to fix the rest of the world... let them fix themselves.
Posted by: Don Q. at February 24, 2017 12:43 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: IC at February 24, 2017 12:42 PM (a0IVu)
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CenTex - Hill Country
Posted by: SMFH at February 24, 2017 12:44 PM (CRotO)
She's awful, but I could see the obama coalition being put back together with her.
My ideal Democrat to run against would be Elizabeth Warren, even if the economy is rocky I could see Trump easily putting her away.
Posted by: Maritime at February 24, 2017 12:44 PM (E+76W)
Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2017 12:42 PM (ktw54)
Don't have to. I'm quite manly, IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 24, 2017 12:44 PM (U+9Zc)
Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2017 12:42 PM (ktw54)
Withdraw the question. You don't want to know what they use.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 24, 2017 12:44 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 12:44 PM (WFe5M)
Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2017 12:44 PM (ktw54)
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 24, 2017 12:44 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Thomas Wolfe, dangerously crossing Thread Beams at February 24, 2017 12:44 PM (ZO497)
No Bivalve Justice, No Peace!
Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2017 12:37 PM
*looks at last post*
I really do need to learn how to type.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 24, 2017 12:44 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at February 24, 2017 12:44 PM (dIHny)
Posted by: lindarising schadenbutton! at February 24, 2017 12:45 PM (JNDQi)
http://tinyurl.com/zz2ndrz
Posted by: Long-time Conservative, Very Concerned American at February 24, 2017 12:45 PM (nIGPZ)
Posted by: IC at February 24, 2017 12:42 PM (a0IVu)
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Either the east Texas swamps or some rocky hills in the Hill Country.
Posted by: RioBravo at February 24, 2017 12:45 PM (OmhcY)
"Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free....
21st century "immigration"
Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning for that sweet sweet government free shit....
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at February 24, 2017 12:45 PM (aBDYc)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 24, 2017 12:38 PM (SRKgf)
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The quotient in California or the GOP?
Posted by: RioBravo at February 24, 2017 12:43 PM (OmhcY)
You betcha.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 24, 2017 12:45 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 24, 2017 12:38 PM (KUaJL)
Fuusball and darts.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 24, 2017 12:45 PM (VdICR)
Over at ZeroHedge.. it seems that France wants Fuckstick to run for President. Of France.
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 24, 2017 12:44 PM (J5mC3)
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Oh pleasepleaseplease God, let this be true...
Posted by: SMFH at February 24, 2017 12:45 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: IC at February 24, 2017 12:42 PM (a0IVu)
SMU's cheerleaders.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 24, 2017 12:46 PM (rF0hx)
What day was that? Before electricity?
Before the great equalizer that was affordable fake boobs.
Posted by: wooga at February 24, 2017 12:46 PM (3I7wr)
Posted by: wooga at February 24, 2017 12:43 PM (3I7wr)
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Thread winner.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 24, 2017 12:46 PM (xeeHA)
What is the most scenic part of Texas - in terms of natural beauty?
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California//
Posted by: lindarising schadenbutton! at February 24, 2017 12:45 PM (JNDQi)
hehehe. Don't worry..if we move to Texas, we will be doing our part to keep Texas red.
Posted by: IC at February 24, 2017 12:46 PM (a0IVu)
The left's gospel that Trump is just a temporary, unfortunate aberration, and that the Democratic natural aristocracy will resume its rightful reign as soon as Trump and his misguided mouthbreathing Parliamentarians are sufficiently chastened into electoral oblivion.
Posted by: General Zod at February 24, 2017 12:46 PM (Bdeb0)
1. Have good (read: few) gun laws
2. Have good economies
3. Have a decent number of women in their 20s?
I've spent 26 years behind enemy lines and I'd like to go home.
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I'd settle for a state with the first two, and with a decent climate (i.e., not hot for 10 months of the damn year)!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 24, 2017 12:32 PM (9MVvY)
--Response: Why not try Utah, Idaho, or Wyoming? Texas gets all the press, but Utah is relatively sane, even if the state GOP is mostly GOPe: the voters still put in Mike Lee.
Plus, the local Dems are stupid; they ran a transsexual grocery clerk against Mike Lee this past election. Seriously.
He spent almost all of his time campaigning out of state for other people and won by over 50 points.
Posted by: Vanceone at February 24, 2017 12:46 PM (A9Gmy)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynY2begPzoM
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 24, 2017 12:47 PM (W8bn5)
Your country is a racist hellhole and everyone should live there.
(Oh, your food sucks, too, and the portions are too small.)
Posted by: The Left at February 24, 2017 12:47 PM (Astxw)
People conflate the two and treat them as equal. The right to marry is a legal right, not a human right. But it is being treated as a human right, and thus extended to nonsensical concepts.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2017 12:43 PM (39g3+)
What you call a 'Legal Right', is not a Right... its a Power... its an authority or ability granted by Law...
As you say though, by not clearly defining them, we have diminished the Rights we are supposed to have...
There is more Government regulation on a Clearly defined Right to Bear Arms... than the 'Legal Rights' of voting, Abortion, or Gay Marriage...
Posted by: Don Q. at February 24, 2017 12:47 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 24, 2017 12:47 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: wooga at February 24, 2017 12:43 PM (3I7wr)
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Thread winner.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 24, 2017 12:46 PM (xeeHA)
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A very disgusting one.
Posted by: SMFH at February 24, 2017 12:47 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: IC at February 24, 2017 12:42 PM (a0IVu)
Alexis? I'd say her rear end. Why?
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 24, 2017 12:47 PM (CPk08)
"Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free....
21st century "immigration"
Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning for that sweet sweet government free shit....
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at February 24, 2017 12:45 PM (aBDYc)
21st century "immigration"
Give me your tired, your poor, your semi-retarded uneducated peasants yearning to fuck up a neighboring country that was doing fine before ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 24, 2017 12:47 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Ron in Austin at February 24, 2017 12:47 PM (K0xn1)
Posted by: Hope Solo's Butthole at February 24, 2017 12:47 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: wooga at February 24, 2017 12:43 PM (3I7wr)
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You can wear me as a sock.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 24, 2017 12:48 PM (xeeHA)
Obama had a majority in the House and a filibuster-proof majority in the
Senate for his first two years. If the immigration laws were so
horrible, why didn't they change them in the two full years they could
have done so?
The Democrats honestly thought that they were never going to lose another election. Because they believed that the laws were simply made moot by their ignoring them - they didn't want to give the non GOPe Republicans an issue by actively repealing them.
Posted by: An Observation at February 24, 2017 12:48 PM (XlJ5B)
Posted by: An Observation at February 24, 2017 12:48 PM (XlJ5B)
OM, I was waiting for you - here's a quote from The Old Farmer's Almanac of 1857 that would go with a book thread:
Books are masters who instruct us without rods or ferules, without words or anger, without bread or money. If you approach them, they are not asleep; if you seek them, they do not hide; if you blunder, they do not scold; if you are ignorant, they do not laugh at you.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 24, 2017 12:48 PM (X6fMO)
Some of the most awful people in the nation. Seriously the most unfriendly State in the West.
Idaho is nice.
Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2017 12:48 PM (ktw54)
No Bivalve Justice, No Peace!
Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2017 12:37 PM
*looks at last post*
I really do need to learn how to type.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
Yeah. No slack cut at the HQ.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 12:49 PM (WFe5M)
Posted by: Chupacabra at February 24, 2017 12:49 PM (o/Ar3)
Oklahoma.
Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2017 12:44 PM (ktw54)
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LOL
Posted by: ShainS at February 24, 2017 12:49 PM (mt8X9)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 24, 2017 12:49 PM (xeeHA)
Tell me, what insult has any GOP member used to describe any Dem?
Posted by: fly gal at February 24, 2017 12:49 PM (eQHxO)
Do you guys just use your nose on the F5 Key?
Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2017 12:42 PM (ktw54)
Mine's rigged up with a foot switch.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 12:50 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 24, 2017 12:50 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: wooga at February 24, 2017 12:43 PM (3I7wr)
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You can wear me as a sock.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke
More like a tent.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 12:50 PM (WFe5M)
Over at ZeroHedge.. it seems that France wants Fuckstick to run for President. Of France.
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 24, 2017 12:44 PM (J5mC3)
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Oh pleasepleaseplease God, let this be true...
Posted by: SMFH at February 24, 2017 12:45 PM (CRotO)
Lots of space at Versailles for his library. Plenty of bling, too.
Posted by: josephistan at February 24, 2017 12:50 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: lindarising schadenbutton! at February 24, 2017 12:50 PM (JNDQi)
Campaigning would be hard for him, Barky only being able to speak Austrian and all.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 24, 2017 12:50 PM (X6fMO)
Double, double toil and trouble
Fire burn, and caldron bubble
Fire hot, the coals aglow
Force the truth from lyin' Dildo
Gotta warm up my spellin' for tonight.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at February 24, 2017 12:51 PM (ZFUt7)
Posted by: torabora at February 24, 2017 12:51 PM (MNzcE)
Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2017 12:51 PM (ktw54)
25 Any recommendations on states that:
1. Have good (read: few) gun laws
2. Have good economies
3. Have a decent number of women in their 20s?
I've spent 26 years behind enemy lines and I'd like to go home.
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I'd settle for a state with the first two, and with a decent climate (i.e., not hot for 10 months of the damn year)!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 24, 2017 12:32 PM (9MVvY)
--Response: Why not try Utah, Idaho, or Wyoming? Texas gets all the
press, but Utah is relatively sane, even if the state GOP is mostly
GOPe: the voters still put in Mike Lee.
Plus, the local Dems are stupid; they ran a transsexual grocery clerk against Mike Lee this past election. Seriously.
He spent almost all of his time campaigning out of state for other people and won by over 50 points.
Posted by: Vanceone at February 24, 2017 12:46 PM (A9Gmy)
But the booze laws disqualify Utah.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 24, 2017 12:51 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: shibumi
There's a place in France ...
no, I got nothin'. Too bad Muldoon had to take off for work.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 24, 2017 12:52 PM (W8bn5)
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Most books have words in them.
Posted by: josephistan at February 24, 2017 12:52 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 24, 2017 12:48 PM (xeeHA)
That's a good way to get impetigo.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 24, 2017 12:52 PM (X6fMO)
I should stop wearing Hope Solo's butthole as a sock.
Posted by: wooga at February 24, 2017 12:43 PM (3I7wr)
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You can wear me as a sock.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke
More like a tent.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 12:50 PM (WFe5M)
Funny. Every time I drive through the tunnels of the Boston Big Dig Sandra Fluke comes to mind.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 24, 2017 12:52 PM (jxbfJ)
It's no wonder he found Utah unfriendly. I imagine that Vatican City would be unfriendly to a man waving "All Catholics are evil brood of Satan and should be put down in the flames!" too.
Posted by: Vanceone at February 24, 2017 12:52 PM (A9Gmy)
Oh, never mind. They'll go out on their own, won't they?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2017 12:53 PM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Kamala Harris at February 24, 2017 12:53 PM (39g3+)
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Dr. Zhivago: You have no right to call me from work.
Communist Political Officer: -As a Soviet Deputy, l-- -
Dr. Zhivago: That gives you power, not the right.
Communist Political Officer: It's noticed, you know. Your attitude is noticed.
Posted by: Boris Pasternak at February 24, 2017 12:53 PM (ZO497)
Go in peace, and go with God. But please, by all means - GO.
Leave.
Now.
Fare as you will,
The Rest of the USA
Posted by: DocJ at February 24, 2017 12:53 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 24, 2017 12:51 PM (jxbfJ)
*
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I'm okay, I don't drink (any more). Sounds like I need to take a vacation trip to SLC and environs. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 24, 2017 12:53 PM (9MVvY)
Senate for his first two years. If the immigration laws were so
horrible, why didn't they change them in the two full years they could
have done so?
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We really dodged a bullet there, had Democrats passed an Amnesty bill instead of Obamacare, we would have been a one part country like Mexico for a few generations.
Supposedly Sandy Hook was why it didn't happen after Obama got re elected. GOPe wanted the issue off the table and wanted to cut a deal. But Obama got bogged down trying to take away guns.
The next time Dems get control, count on Amnesty being the first thing they do.
Posted by: Maritime at February 24, 2017 12:53 PM (E+76W)
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Most books have words in them.
Posted by: josephistan
Yer lookin' at the wrong picher books then!
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 12:53 PM (WFe5M)
Posted by: wooga
I find this strangely erotic. What is her number?
Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at February 24, 2017 12:53 PM (W8bn5)
Posted by: Washington Post. at February 24, 2017 12:54 PM (1BQGO)
Posted by: IC at February 24, 2017 12:54 PM (a0IVu)
Over at ZeroHedge.. it seems that France wants Obama to run for President. Of France.
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 24, 2017 12:44 PM (J5mC3)
.............
Time to cobble up another birth certificate.
Posted by: wth at February 24, 2017 12:55 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at February 24, 2017 12:53 PM (W8bn5)
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Figures.
Posted by: SMFH at February 24, 2017 12:55 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: josephistan
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The Hall of Mirrors.
It's like nirvana, for the selfie-inclined.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2017 12:55 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Epobirs at February 24, 2017 12:55 PM (AK5Ni)
Posted by: General Zod at February 24, 2017 12:46 PM (Bdeb0)
My greatest fear right now is that this will turn out to be the case.
And I say this as someone who cheered as Reagan rebuilt the country after the feckless Ford/Carter era only to watch Poppy Bush and his GOPe pals piss it all away.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 24, 2017 12:55 PM (U+9Zc)
1. Have good (read: few) gun laws
2. Have good economies
3. Have a decent number of women in their 20s?
I've spent 26 years behind enemy lines and I'd like to go home.
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin
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Arizona is pretty perfect with the big exception of John McCain being our Senator.
Almost every friend from out of state can't get over how how women are in AZ.
Posted by: Maritime at February 24, 2017 12:56 PM (E+76W)
Posted by: Kamala Harris at February 24, 2017 12:56 PM (39g3+)
It may be time to make the boycott against her brand unanimous.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February 24, 2017 12:56 PM (kfcYC)
The problem isn't McCain so much as Arizonans continually voting for McCain. He's just a symptom.
Posted by: Kamala Harris at February 24, 2017 12:57 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 24, 2017 12:48 PM (X6fMO)
Thank you for the quote, I was looking for one to use this week.
But the funny thing about this quote is: the same thing could be said about blow-up sex dolls.
I'm just sayin'.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 24, 2017 12:57 PM (U+9Zc)
It may be time to make the boycott against her brand unanimous.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February 24, 2017 12:56 PM (kfcYC)
I'm hoping she gets bored with DC and decides to spend her time back in Manhattan.
Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at February 24, 2017 12:57 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: IC at February 24, 2017 12:58 PM (a0IVu)
_____________________
Why, don't they have enough debt and hostile muzzies? They need Obama to give them more?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 24, 2017 12:58 PM (riF5p)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 24, 2017 12:58 PM (LTHVh)
It truly is exhausting. Probably like being a gay guy in an Oscar bait movie about the rural south.
Posted by: Chupacabra at February 24, 2017 12:59 PM (o/Ar3)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 24, 2017 12:48 PM (X6fMO)
Thank you for the quote, I was looking for one to use this week.
But the funny thing about this quote is: the same thing could be said about blow-up sex dolls.
I'm just sayin'.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 24, 2017 12:57 PM (U+9Zc)
And this, my friends, is why I endanger my job by hanging out at the HQ.
Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at February 24, 2017 12:59 PM (RD7QR)
On second thought, that's insulting to pigs.
Damn I really want to see the government of this state lined up against a wall. I'll buy the 7.62.
Posted by: JEM at February 24, 2017 12:59 PM (TppKb)
Toons never say no, as well.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 24, 2017 12:59 PM (X6fMO)
194 What is the most scenic part of Texas - in terms of natural beauty?
The girls you see hanging out in the better parts of DFW - Addison, Grapevine, etc. I swear, 6 inch heels are like some kind of mandatory uniform there.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 24, 2017 12:59 PM (YsaNw)
And yes it's legal now that France has adopted that assisted suicide law.
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at February 24, 2017 12:59 PM (hA1V+)
wine, pontificating about inclusiveness and having escargots for
dinner.
How do you say. "That's not who we - the French - are!" in French?
I bet that classic lecture would go over even more successfully there than it does here.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2017 01:00 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: IC at February 24, 2017 12:58 PM (a0IVu)
Might not be enough interesting Italians in France.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 24, 2017 01:00 PM (yL25O)
You know, the left also screams about cultural appropriation, so wouldn't illegals be culturally appropriating America? So wouldn't that be wrong?
Posted by: moki at February 24, 2017 12:14 PM (gfRCk)
They're also colonizing us. I thought colonialism was supposed to be bad.
Posted by: rickl at February 24, 2017 01:00 PM (zoehZ)
Barry Soetoro definitely has a taste for snails.
Posted by: Marcus Licinius Crassus at February 24, 2017 01:00 PM (LTHVh)
The rest of the state is solidly Republican/conservative. Heck, come south to Provo and you'll see something likely impossible anywhere else: a college town that is practically neanderthal to the right. BYU and UVU are huge schools that are somewhere around 80 Republican students. Utah has lots of hot women, too. The economy is booming; the mountains are gorgeous and well, we have the greatest snow on earth. Not like Denver and then the two hour commute to anything resembling fun.
Plus, the governor here just stood up to Democrat blackmail and told the leftist Outdoor retailer convention where to go and what to do when they got there.
I live in a small town, and even our elementary school is from the 50s: they say the pledge every morning, they have a hall dedicated to the Constitution, and even the local latino community is pro-American. County politics involve races between the Republicans and the Constitution party, with the Democrats usually in 3rd place.
Come for a visit, but don't stay in Salt Lake.
Posted by: Vanceone at February 24, 2017 01:00 PM (A9Gmy)
Posted by: General Zod at February 24, 2017 12:46 PM (Bdeb0)
I think this is more-or-less precisely what will happen. Who's the "bench" after Trump? Anyone to come after will almost certainly be GHWB to Trump's Reagan.
Thing is, and I say this as someone who lives deep in the heart of the Acela Media Bubble, I really don't think the rest of the country is going to very long suffer being bullied and ruled-over by the freaks in Planet Manhattan and La-La Land. This time it was a bare-bones, skin-of-the-teeth electoral/political rebellion.
The next time is likely to happen more, ahem, forcefully.
Posted by: DocJ at February 24, 2017 01:01 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylorh at February 24, 2017 01:01 PM (39g3+)
Arizona is pretty perfect with the big exception of John McCain being our Senator.
Almost every friend from out of state can't get over how how women are in AZ.
Posted by: Maritime at February 24, 2017 12:56 PM (E+76W)
In places where the sun allows you to wear minimal clothing most of the year usually women keep themselves in good shape. FL was the same I thought when I lived there. AZ now. Or maybe I'm sexist. Unlike FL and other humid states AZ's heat is manageable and there's relief in the mountains about an hour away. Texas doesn't have a mountain either I don't think.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 24, 2017 01:01 PM (BB1en)
Posted by: Box of Hammers at February 24, 2017 01:01 PM (GX63o)
Posted by: Kamala Harris
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It's also the same state that kept sending Joe Arpaio back as Sheriff until he was in his 80's and passed some of the toughest illegal immigration laws in the country.
Problem is, most conservatives don't follow politics all that closely like we do and almost everyone that challenges McCain is fatally flawed.
The funny thing is, before McCain ran for President and decided to be a "maverick" for the media, he basically had the same voting record as Jesse Helms and was a true Reagan/Goldwater conservative.
term limits is the answer, all of these guys grow in office
Posted by: Maritime at February 24, 2017 01:02 PM (E+76W)
Posted by: Bed Larker at February 24, 2017 12:27 PM (Z3+AH)
Belongs on a stripper pole. Not in the Senate.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2017 01:02 PM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Marcus Licinius Crassus
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Try the steak tartare. It's wonderful!
Posted by: Idi Amin at February 24, 2017 01:02 PM (ZO497)
Books are masters who instruct us without rods or ferules, without
words or anger, without bread or money. If you approach them, they are
not asleep; if you seek them, they do not hide; if you blunder, they do
not scold; if you are ignorant, they do not laugh at you.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 24, 2017 12:48 PM (X6fMO)
Thank you for the quote, I was looking for one to use this week.
But the funny thing about this quote is: the same thing could be said about blow-up sex dolls.
I'm just sayin'.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 24, 2017 12:57 PM (U+9Zc)
Fair enough, but you don't have to clean up a book when you are done using it.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 24, 2017 01:02 PM (jxbfJ)
They don't speak Austrian.
P.S.: Want to read some breathtaking economic stupidity? Read the sidebar on the Philly soda tax. Great googly moogly, lefties are willfully stupid.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 24, 2017 01:03 PM (B+qrE)
I bet that classic lecture would go over even more successfully there than it does here.
This is probably wrong:
Il n'ya pas ce qui nous sommes.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 24, 2017 01:03 PM (W8bn5)
Posted by: Eromero at February 24, 2017 01:03 PM (zLDYs)
My escape plan from Commiefornia is currently the northwest corner of Arkansas or southwestern Missouri (I love the Boston Mountains). But I am already married, so I'm not looking for ladies there. Not that there aren't any, just can't comment because I wasn't looking when I visited.
"There are tons of women, just not very many."
University of Missouri-Rolla motto
That's one downside to engineering school
Posted by: '70's Boy at February 24, 2017 01:03 PM (N80WM)
Ce n'est pas qui nous sommes.
Sort of. That's actually a weird grammatical construction, so Ace will have to help out.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 24, 2017 01:03 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: Vanceone at February 24, 2017 01:04 PM (A9Gmy)
The next time Dems get control, count on Amnesty being the first thing they do
++
Or the GOP even
Posted by: Eric Mazza at February 24, 2017 01:04 PM (icT6u)
The next time is likely to happen more, ahem, forcefully.
Posted by: DocJ at February 24, 2017 01:01 PM (NYS7S)
To steal from a bunch of people:
The Tea Party was the polite response.
Trump is the not so polite response.
There are options after Trump.
Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at February 24, 2017 01:04 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
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Depends on the book.
Posted by: Kama Sutra at February 24, 2017 01:04 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Thinks he's Archer at February 24, 2017 01:04 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
_______
I have a place in Flagstaff, basically a two hour drive from Phoenix area and I have Denver weather in the summer.
But yea, the summer is otherwise bad, but I like the trade versus other climates.
California has mostly perfect weather, but it's not worth all that drama.
Posted by: Maritime at February 24, 2017 01:04 PM (E+76W)
Posted by: IC at February 24, 2017 12:58 PM (a0IVu)
...............
But do they have waffles and shrimp? And Big Mooch is gonna want tamales.
Posted by: wth at February 24, 2017 01:04 PM (HgMAr)
Toons never say no, as well."
2D, for when 3D is PD.
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at February 24, 2017 01:05 PM (wwd4n)
Belongs on a stripper pole. Not in the Senate.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2017 01:02 PM (WDdjT)
I don't know a stripper pole seems like a natural fit on the senate floor.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 24, 2017 01:05 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: TexasDan at February 24, 2017 01:05 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 01:05 PM (WFe5M)
France would be perfect for Obama. His birthplace is right across the Mediterranean.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at February 24, 2017 01:05 PM (ZFUt7)
>From the state that brought you Charles Manson and Sirhan Sirhan.<
Don't forget Hillside Strangler, Zodiac, Zebra, Trail side Killer, Night Stalker, Bundy and Leonard Lake.
Posted by: They got a million of them at February 24, 2017 01:06 PM (CFAp3)
Posted by: Eric Mazza at February 24, 2017 01:06 PM (icT6u)
The Tea Party was the polite response.
Trump is the not so polite response.
There are options after Trump.
Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at February 24, 2017 01:04 PM (mf5HN)
^^^^^^^^^^THIS!!
Well put ATC.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 24, 2017 01:06 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 24, 2017 12:48 PM (X6fMO)
Thank you for the quote, I was looking for one to use this week.
But the funny thing about this quote is: the same thing could be said about blow-up sex dolls.
I'm just sayin'.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 24, 2017 12:57 PM (U+9Zc)
So, blow up sex dolls are your master and instruct (train) you... hmmmmm. Layers upon layers of kink. Saturday nights must be pretty wild among the stacks of books at chez Muse.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at February 24, 2017 01:06 PM (aBDYc)
Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at February 24, 2017 01:06 PM (icT6u)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
Davis Mountains & Big Bend.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 01:06 PM (WFe5M)
Posted by: wth at February 24, 2017 01:08 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Michael Moore at February 24, 2017 01:08 PM (W8bn5)
But yea, the summer is otherwise bad, but I like the trade versus other climates.
California has mostly perfect weather, but it's not worth all that drama.
Posted by: Maritime at February 24, 2017 01:04 PM (E+76W)
Yeah flag is perfect, but ive gotten used to the heat too. Use a camel ti hike and hit the pool after.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 24, 2017 01:08 PM (BB1en)
>From the state that brought you Charles Manson and Sirhan Sirhan.
Don't forget Hillside Strangler, Zodiac, Zebra, Trail side Killer, Night Stalker, Bundy and Leonard Lake.
Posted by: They got a million of them at February 24, 2017 01:06 PM (CFAp3)
The concentration of serial killers, especially from San Fran & points north, is really amazing. Maybe there really is something in the water
Posted by: josephistan at February 24, 2017 01:08 PM (7HtZB)
Hey, by the way, I took your advice and started watching the 1st season of Man From U.N.C.L.E., in glorious black and white.
It's actually not bad, for its time. The episodes I've seen so far are better than the later, color, episode found on MeTV.
The only thing that detracts from it is that Robert Vaughn is a crappy actor. I mean, a *really* crappy actor. He's hard to watch for that reason, and since he's in most of the scenes, that's a major drawback.
But I could tell the writers were trying to do a serious spy drama, and it mostly works.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 24, 2017 01:09 PM (U+9Zc)
Posted by: Maritime at February 24, 2017 01:04 PM (E+76W)
I keep telling my hubby that...
Posted by: IC at February 24, 2017 01:09 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: DocJ at February 24, 2017 01:09 PM (NYS7S)
The iPad touchscreen can distinguish 11 points of contact.
Just sayin'.
Posted by: Robert Crawford at February 24, 2017 01:09 PM (GzDOv)
I'm sure they could scrounge up a birth certificate for him. Corsica maybe?
Posted by: tu3031 at February 24, 2017 01:09 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Thinks he's Archer at February 24, 2017 01:04 PM (gbWkA)
South Dakota or New Hampshire.
The unemployment rate made it too easy.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 24, 2017 01:09 PM (rF0hx)
Yes. Trump will probably be a one-term president--I just don't think four years will be enough time to shot-blast the rust and rot off/out of the government. His election caught Them snoozing, but it's very unlikely to happen again. Every possible lever will be bent to that purpose, and the presidential electoral trend already leans that way and has since at least 2000.
Posted by: General Zod at February 24, 2017 01:09 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at February 24, 2017 01:06 PM (aBDYc)
Oh no, I just heard about it from a friend. Who is sad and lonely.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 24, 2017 01:10 PM (U+9Zc)
Same should go for sending someone to jail for committing a crime. It's an outdated, racist, sexist, homophobic, Islamaphobic idea. Unless it's a pretend hate crime or thoughtcrime
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 24, 2017 01:10 PM (493sH)
Sort of. That's actually a weird grammatical construction, so Ace will have to help out.
- - -
Heh, thanks.
I would love to see Obama lecture the French on "who they are" given how protective they are of their culture. I know how little I appreciate receiving this lecture from a guy raised mostly outside of the US and who thinks the newcomers who are hell-bent on killing us are more patriotic than me.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2017 01:10 PM (NOIQH)
The Tea Party was the polite response.
Trump is the not so polite response.
There are options after Trump.
Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at February 24, 2017 01:04 PM (mf5HN)
You mean shooting?
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 24, 2017 01:11 PM (U+9Zc)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 24, 2017 12:41 PM (SRKgf)
Case in point: the Filthydelphia soda tax story in the sidebar.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2017 01:11 PM (WDdjT)
Davis Mountains & Big Bend.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 01:06 PM (WFe5M)
Huh. When was in Albuquerque many years back I used to see bumper stickers.
'If God meant for Texans to ski, he would have given them a mountain.' Wonder why.
I stand corrected.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 24, 2017 01:11 PM (BB1en)
People move to Texas to make money, and its probably easier for an ambitious working man to do that here than anywhere else. That's why cities like Houston and Dallas are about making money - nothing else really ranks very high on their priority charts.
If I was close to retirement, I'd pick Az.
But what the hells up with you'all letting the mescans take over the Sherrifs Dep't??
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 24, 2017 01:11 PM (YsaNw)
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at February 24, 2017 01:11 PM (hA1V+)
Pence. Mattis. Cruz.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 01:05 PM (WFe5M)
You see any of them getting the GOPe nomination?
I can see a case for Pence, maybe. But he's the most likely candidate to be the next GHWB, don't you think?
Posted by: DocJ at February 24, 2017 01:11 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 24, 2017 01:11 PM (U+9Zc)
*serpentines TBH3K*
Why on earth would you think that?
*serpentines moar*
Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at February 24, 2017 01:12 PM (mf5HN)
William Barret Travis
Lt. Col. Comdt.
2/24/1836
Posted by: Sancho at February 24, 2017 01:12 PM (5IbVn)
Posted by: Bonaparte, living the Invalides life at February 24, 2017 01:12 PM (TppKb)
From the state that brought you Charles Manson and Sirhan Sirhan.<
In fairness Texas was home to the most prolific serial killer.Dean Corll
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 24, 2017 01:12 PM (lKyWE)
So why does Global Warming suck again?
Posted by: tu3031 at February 24, 2017 01:12 PM (qJhUV)
The hilarious bit: city councilman interviewed implying that the stores are just lying about sales drops, so that other cities won't do the same thing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylorh at February 24, 2017 01:13 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Frank Herbert at February 24, 2017 01:13 PM (W8bn5)
Posted by: Thinks he's Archer at February 24, 2017 01:13 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: JEM need oh twenty mire at February 24, 2017 01:13 PM (TppKb)
Agrarian Populist.
Wishing to gird my loins instead of the other thing.
I much prefer to lotto the land back to the states stakeholders, buy their vote and build a culture of small business, ranches, churches and schools.
Agrarian Populist instead of talk show legalism.
This has been a long time coming hasn't it.
640 million acres and cultural wasteland.
Posted by: socks socks at February 24, 2017 01:14 PM (U0f2+)
===
Yes, please.
Posted by: John McCain's toy poodle Miss Lindsey at February 24, 2017 01:14 PM (qU2ch)
We may not be real proud of it, but we're still not gonna let California beat us in any damned contest.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 24, 2017 01:14 PM (YsaNw)
Posted by: IC at February 24, 2017 12:42 PM (a0IVu)
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Oh, west TX! You'll love it there.
Posted by: Soona at February 24, 2017 01:14 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: JEM have to keep trying at February 24, 2017 01:14 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 24, 2017 01:14 PM (BB1en)
Posted by: IC at February 24, 2017 01:15 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 24, 2017 01:15 PM (ODaO0)
"anyone who might have committed a crime"
Anyone? Really? Even US citizens? Fake news.
Posted by: Dang at February 24, 2017 01:15 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: TexasDan
And, pictures of guns on the front of a gun shop is penalty worthy!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 24, 2017 01:15 PM (4YGWz)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 24, 2017 01:16 PM (EvBgT)
"You get crossways of me, LaBouef and you'll wish you were back at the Alamo with Travis."
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 24, 2017 01:16 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: Frank Herbert at February 24, 2017 01:13 PM (W8bn5)
Oh, I wouldn't know about the chin part...
Posted by: Mitch McConnell at February 24, 2017 01:16 PM (8nWyX)
Trump won by 6.5%. Hillary cheated by 5%.
If it had really been 1.5% Hillary would have won in a recount.
Posted by: Ok at February 24, 2017 01:16 PM (K2SnJ)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 24, 2017 01:14 PM (BB1en)
Kind of like painting the Atlantic City boardwalk.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 24, 2017 01:16 PM (ODaO0)
and segmented appearance added to the torso, so that one looks like a
giant worm?"
You need to talk to Lena Dunham about that, she's working on it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 24, 2017 01:16 PM (YsaNw)
Posted by: Thinks he's Archer at February 24, 2017 01:13 PM (gbWkA)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_by_unemployment_rate
I rarely ignore a challenge.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 24, 2017 01:16 PM (rF0hx)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylorh at February 24, 2017 01:16 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 24, 2017 01:16 PM (GX63o)
The hilarious bit: city councilman interviewed implying that the stores are just lying about sales drops, so that other cities won't do the same thing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylorh at February 24, 2017 01:13 PM (39g3+)
Probably all Trump's fault, just like the riots in Sweden
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 24, 2017 01:17 PM (493sH)
Things The Federal Government Should Stay Out Of
Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at February 24, 2017 01:17 PM (qU2ch)
The hilarious bit: city councilman interviewed implying that the stores are just lying about sales drops, so that other cities won't do the same thing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylorh at February 24, 2017 01:13 PM (39g3+)
That was the mayor. City councilmen are even more ignorant than that.
Posted by: rickl at February 24, 2017 01:17 PM (zoehZ)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 24, 2017 12:43 PM (9MVvY)
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I went into a conference room at work to write a couple of pages of my book, and in between paragraphs I started trying to map out where I might tell such a story.
I just might try to submit one if I can come up with something.
Maybe I'll be able to while mowing the lawn tomorrow.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 24, 2017 01:17 PM (EvBgT)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 24, 2017 01:17 PM (O2RFr)
It's actually not bad, for its time. The episodes I've seen so far are better than the later, color, episode found on MeTV.
Posted by: OregonMuse
MeTV played the B/W ones as well.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 24, 2017 01:17 PM (IqV8l)
"In fairness Texas was home to the most prolific serial killer.Dean Corll" We may not be real proud of it, but we're still not gonna let California beat us in any damned contest. Posted by: Tom Servo at February 24, 2017 01:14 PM (YsaNw)
Virginia will see your Corll and raise you Henry Lee Lucas. One bad man.
Posted by: General Zod at February 24, 2017 01:18 PM (Bdeb0)
Just asking...
Posted by: JEM have to keep trying at February 24, 2017 01:18 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Frank Herbert at February 24, 2017 01:13 PM (W8bn5)
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All hail the God Emperor.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 24, 2017 01:19 PM (EvBgT)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 24, 2017 01:19 PM (ODaO0)
We may not be real proud of it, but we're still not gonna let California beat us in any damned contest.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 24, 2017 01:14 PM (YsaNw)
Ahem. There was a time back in the 70s, if you lived in SF Bay Area, that if you read of a murder in the newspaper you would think, oh crap, is this a Zodiac killing, a Zebra killing, a Zodiac or Zebra copycat killing, or just a random murder. Because we had not one, but *two* serial murderers on the loose, at the same time, for a brief period of time. Fun times in California.
Beat that, bitchez.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 24, 2017 01:19 PM (U+9Zc)
Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at February 24, 2017 01:19 PM (qU2ch)
Even pretending this is serious is stupid. I'm glad Trump is stopping federal harassment over this but we can't let dickless gOP class (ironic) think there's an actual issue here to surrender over. mock and then ignore.
Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at February 24, 2017 01:19 PM (eClek)
'If God meant for Texans to ski, he would have
Fixed
Posted by: Roland THTG at February 24, 2017 01:19 PM (QM5S2)
Posted by: Ok at February 24, 2017 01:19 PM (K2SnJ)
Even pretending this is serious is stupid. I'm glad Trump is stopping federal harassment over this but we can't let dickless gOP class (ironic) think there's an actual issue here to surrender over. mock and then ignore.
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of course, I was talking about transgendered bullshit for some reason.
Go hard core on the border too. Fuck it. Send all migrants to Saudi Arabia and make the arabs pay for it.
Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at February 24, 2017 01:20 PM (eClek)
Posted by: hogmartin at February 24, 2017 01:20 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 24, 2017 01:20 PM (YsaNw)
Posted by: Lord Chancellor johnd01 at February 24, 2017 01:20 PM (ukNFU)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 01:20 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 24, 2017 01:17 PM (O2RFr)
He's been lighting it up on Twitter.
He's also been active on the cob journolist group email (cob-o-list?) this morning.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 24, 2017 01:21 PM (U+9Zc)
Posted by: DaveA at February 24, 2017 01:21 PM (8J/Te)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 01:20 PM (0mRoj)
Hey, at least the Democrats represent their base, unlike the GOPe.
Posted by: rickl at February 24, 2017 01:22 PM (zoehZ)
Come for a visit, but don't stay in Salt Lake.
Posted by: Vanceone at February 24, 2017 01:00 PM (A9Gmy)
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I just had the idea that SLC might have the best job opportunities. Currently I'm office manager for a university department (economics, if it matters, so not as moonbatty as most). If I could find something similar in Provo at a right-tending school . . . plus mountains and winter . . . well, those hogs better move over, I'm joining 'em in heaven.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 24, 2017 01:22 PM (9MVvY)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 24, 2017 01:10 PM (U+9Zc)
I hope to live long enough to be able to buy a Jessica Rabbit sexbot.
It wouldn't be the cure for everything that ails me, but it would be a nice step in the proper direction.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 24, 2017 01:22 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic
I er ah approvahh
Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at February 24, 2017 01:22 PM (FZYNt)
We may not be real proud of it, but we're still not gonna let California beat us in any damned contest.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 24, 2017 01:14 PM (YsaNw)
Ahem. There was a time back in the 70s, if you lived in SF Bay Area, that if you read of a murder in the newspaper you would think, oh crap, is this a Zodiac killing, a Zebra killing, a Zodiac or Zebra copycat killing, or just a random murder. Because we had not one, but *two* serial murderers on the loose, at the same time, for a brief period of time. Fun times in California.
Beat that, bitchez.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 24, 2017 01:19 PM (U+9Zc)
Most prolific? Dean Corll? By what measure?? I'll have to look it up when I get home, but I don't think he's anywhere near #1.
Now, you want to talk about prolific, there's the dude from Columbia or Equador or one of those places, had literally around 300 bodies to his name. He was from one country, and did most of his killing in the other. Named Lopez, I think...
Anyhoo... the country where he was locked up, at one point decided he was in country illegally, so... THEY DEPORTED HIM!
That's right. Put him in a vehicle, drove him to the border, and let him go. He's out there, to this day, somewhere (maybe he's dead, nobody seems to know). Presumably still killing, if he's alive, but I think it's hilarious they just let him go. On the border.
Now THAT is an illegal immigration policy!
Posted by: BurtTC at February 24, 2017 01:23 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 24, 2017 01:24 PM (ODaO0)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 24, 2017 01:19 PM (U+9Zc)
Ahem. CA cannot claim Bundy. We in WA do, as well as Gary Ridgeway, the Green River Killer.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 24, 2017 01:24 PM (GX63o)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 24, 2017 01:17 PM (O2RFr)
He's been lighting it up on Twitter.
He's also been active on the cob journolist group email (cob-o-list?) this morning.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 24, 2017 01:21 PM (U+9Zc)
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Hey, OM,
Movie thread!
Mention it to Ace, please?
He always seems excited by the idea when he responds to my emails, but...he doesn't do that very often.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 24, 2017 01:24 PM (EvBgT)
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Naw, the producers were at pains to say that U.N.C.L.E. was NOT part of the UN -- it was "United Network Command for Law and Enforcement." The idea was that it was supposed to handle things too big for even national police forces to deal with -- like Thrush subverting an entire country, or blackmailing the world with the threat of a plague, or stuff like that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 24, 2017 01:25 PM (9MVvY)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic
They're strippers, not whores.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2017 01:25 PM (0mRoj)
Lucas had a horrific childhood, but I'm in the camp that says he's lying about all the murders he committed.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 24, 2017 01:26 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: General Zod at February 24, 2017 01:18 PM (Bdeb0)
Wasn't he jailed in Texas? Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 24, 2017 01:19 PM (ODaO0)
Yessir, that looks correct.
Posted by: General Zod at February 24, 2017 01:27 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
Davis Mountains & Big Bend.
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Guadalupe Mountains National Park -- in the far west, tucked under New Mexico. The same mountain chain that in NM has Carlsbad Caverns. The highest peak is only about 8700 feet, so no Rockies, but neat landscape.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 24, 2017 01:27 PM (9MVvY)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 24, 2017 12:21 PM (rF0hx)
Same here. Then we had a chance during the recall but the Austrian Airhead won instead of my choice McClintock (or my second choice Gary Coleman).
Posted by: Average Guy at February 24, 2017 01:27 PM (LMcFk)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 24, 2017 01:26 PM (X6fMO)
Some, sure, but all? Oh no. He certainly has some confirmed kills.
Personally, I believe at any given time, a nation as large as this has a dozen or more prolific serial killers doing their business unmolested, because law enforcement is just not that good at connecting the dots. Until an obvious clue smacks them in the face.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 24, 2017 01:28 PM (TOk1P)
1. Have good (read: few) gun laws
2. Have good economies
3. Have a decent number of women in their 20s?
I've spent 26 years behind enemy lines and I'd like to go home.
Orlando, Fl
Great place, reasonable housing, jobs, entertainment, great university, UCF with 50k students, good gun laws and ranges, beaches just an hour away. I-4 under construction, which is snarling traffic, but still not bad. Speed week and Daytona 500 this weekend, bike week just around the corner!
Posted by: Uncle Si at February 24, 2017 01:29 PM (54ZGw)
Glad you liked U.N.C.L.E. Though I can't imagine why you think RV was a "crappy" actor. Remember, he earned an Oscar nom for Magnificent Seven in 1960, when he was only 28; and his career encompassed a good 50 years. He must have had something on the ball.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 24, 2017 01:30 PM (9MVvY)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2017 01:05 PM (WFe5M)
You see any of them getting the GOPe nomination?
I can see a case for Pence, maybe. But he's the most likely candidate to be the next GHWB, don't you think?
Posted by: DocJ at February 24, 2017 01:11 PM (NYS7S)
Pence is more conservative than Trump. Remember, he was added to the ticket because Trump is really a Democrat. Also, don't forget Cotton.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 24, 2017 01:31 PM (jK8Z7)
So why does Global Warming suck again?
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Because if that "40 degrees too high" pattern continues, you'll be having days in July at 125 F.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 24, 2017 01:32 PM (9MVvY)
Posted by: RWC-Team BOHICA at February 24, 2017 01:33 PM (2x9LM)
Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2017 12:09 PM (eGfTO)
I don't see any evidence that Shelvey is awake.
Posted by: m at February 24, 2017 01:35 PM (3jGss)
Posted by: IC at February 24, 2017 12:42 PM
Central panhande is spectacularly flat! Beautifully dry, endless grass, shrubs, grass...
Posted by: hambone at February 24, 2017 01:36 PM (Pby3z)
Texas doesn't have a mountain either I don't think.
Guadalupe Peak is the highest point in Texas at 8751 ft.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guadalupe_Peak
Posted by: An Observation at February 24, 2017 01:39 PM (XlJ5B)
But even Univ of Utah is not bad, and if you live in the suburbs of Salt Lake and commute a bit, it's pretty conservative too. Weber State might be an option as well up in Ogden. That's probably more "normal" of an area compared to the rest of the country, as opposed to Provo and "Happy Valley."
All depends on how you feel about being surrounded by lots and lots of Mormons. Ogden has fewer, Provo is fairly well 75% or more LDS. Even the illegals and immigrants tend to be LDS there.
Posted by: Vanceone at February 24, 2017 01:44 PM (A9Gmy)
Posted by: Vanceone at February 24, 2017 01:44 PM (A9Gmy)
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After all these years of being surrounded by people who shoot each other outside KFC stores, and more law-abiding (if as dumb) people who think watching parades in the rain is fun . . . I think I'd positively enjoy the Mormons.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 24, 2017 02:09 PM (9MVvY)
Posted by: Sancho at February 24, 2017 02:15 PM (5IbVn)
Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at February 24, 2017 02:17 PM (6E18g)
Posted by: nsirchov at February 24, 2017 02:37 PM (BGUo0)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 24, 2017 02:46 PM (8Zszg)
I want the best and brightest to be going to law school, medical school, etc.
Ms. Harris you are an embarrassment.
Posted by: K-E at February 24, 2017 04:33 PM (HlvVu)
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