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"Unprecedented" Number of Migrants Leaving United States for the Safety of Canada

Hm.


Canada's pasty boy band PM, Snowbama, says he won't stop them.

Canada will continue to accept asylum seekers crossing illegally from the United States but will ensure security measures are taken to keep Canadians safe, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau said on Tuesday.

The number of would-be refugees crossing into Canada at isolated and unguarded border crossings has increased in recent weeks amid fears that U.S. President Donald Trump will crack down on illegal immigrants, and photos of smiling Canadian police greeting the migrants have gone viral.

Posted by: Ace at 06:58 PM




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1 Byeeeeeeeee!

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at February 22, 2017 06:46 PM (+eR2D)

2 Heh. Good luck getting that citizenship, comrades.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2017 06:48 PM (NdM46)

3 Don't let the "door" hit You on the way out...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 22, 2017 06:48 PM (O2RFr)

4 And LOL on the 'snowbama'

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2017 06:49 PM (NdM46)

5 "From Yemen "
So how did he get in the US?

Enquiring minds and all that...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at February 22, 2017 06:50 PM (MINbv)

6 Ha. They think summer in Canada is better?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2017 06:50 PM (0tfLf)

7 'snowbama'

Racist! or something...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 22, 2017 06:50 PM (O2RFr)

8 Excellent - they have a country happy to have them. Trump is doing them a favor. :-)

Posted by: DamnCat at February 22, 2017 06:50 PM (Zgp3D)

9 This article in the National Post is utterly hilarious as well:


http://bit.ly/2lFHwaw


It's more or less but but but the US has to take them! We can't!

I do love the look people don't come here because it's freaking cold, okay?

Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at February 22, 2017 06:50 PM (dEQP3)

10 Hah! I just saw that Melania will be hosting her first WH ball on Oscars Night.

Posted by: @votermom's phone at February 22, 2017 06:51 PM (Om16U)

11 Funding your healthcare system with a VAT tax kind of takes the sting out of illegals storming your emergency rooms.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2017 06:51 PM (oVJmc)

12 You're welcome, Canada

Posted by: DamnCat at February 22, 2017 06:51 PM (Zgp3D)

13 Hah! I just saw that Melania will be hosting her first WH ball on Oscars Night.


Love the sight of exploding heads!

Posted by: It's me donna at February 22, 2017 06:52 PM (O2RFr)

14 Winning status: Still not tired.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 22, 2017 06:52 PM (/f1mm)

15 Several hundred thousand of Chinese decent living in and around Vancouver. They've assimilated. Hector, Pedro and Hakim better pay attention to that.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2017 06:52 PM (0tfLf)

16 Snowbama = Castro Jr

Posted by: @votermom's phone at February 22, 2017 06:53 PM (Om16U)

17 Yup, that is certainly true.

Posted by: Jack at February 22, 2017 06:53 PM (YX9fV)

18 Good.

Have fun with that, Canada.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at February 22, 2017 06:53 PM (ul9CR)

19 Once again with the boners.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 22, 2017 06:54 PM (4e+hS)

20 So will the "refugees" come back over the border for their health care like the Canadians do?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 22, 2017 06:54 PM (O2RFr)

21 Buy Poutine futures!

Posted by: 'Cold Civil War'. That seems apt. at February 22, 2017 06:55 PM (38wkr)

22 Unprecedented numbers is not enough. It needs to be unimaginable numbers before I'll be happy

Posted by: Tuna at February 22, 2017 06:55 PM (jm1YL)

23 alright Hollywood.. Canada has opened its doors to illegal immigration for you. no fuss no muss, do you need help packing?

mexico and the ME is still holding out on open borders however.

Posted by: willow at February 22, 2017 06:55 PM (R7cwD)

24 So how about let's keep California, and send the Leftists in California to Canada for asylum.

Kind of like how the British Loyalists left the USA to live in Canada after the Revolution.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at February 22, 2017 06:55 PM (hA1V+)

25 As an American I would still consider that "Winning"!

Posted by: Bosk at February 22, 2017 06:55 PM (n2K+4)

26 well, who will do the jobs that Canadians won't do?

Posted by: mallfly roddingham clinton at February 22, 2017 06:56 PM (b7fwp)

27 I for one have yet to tire of all this winning.

Posted by: mugiwara at February 22, 2017 06:56 PM (PCFYt)

28 There they will actually have to pay for some stuff via VAT. Is their bennies system for illegals as fcuked up as ours?

Posted by: Flyboy at February 22, 2017 06:56 PM (YkWXu)

29 Good luck finding decent Mex food up there, vatos.

Then again, you can get gravy and cheese curds on your fries.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at February 22, 2017 06:56 PM (ul9CR)

30 Feature. Not a bug.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at February 22, 2017 06:56 PM (1JnAL)

31 Are these the Hollywood stars who threatened to leave?

Posted by: rickl at February 22, 2017 06:56 PM (sdi6R)

32 mallfly as we know they need new citizens because canadianss are obviously too lazy and weak to actually work.

Posted by: willow at February 22, 2017 06:57 PM (R7cwD)

33 adios

Posted by: concrete girl at February 22, 2017 06:57 PM (njw1r)

34 Canada can use the Mexicans to fight the invading (oops - invited) Muslim horde when the time comes.

Posted by: kathysaysso at February 22, 2017 06:58 PM (43OZ6)

35 5 "From Yemen "
So how did he get in the US?

Enquiring minds and all that...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at February 22, 2017 06:50 PM (MINbv)

Flights from Yemen to the US don't seem to do a good job of assuring that the passengers have the necessary visas to enter the US. Granted this was years ago, but when I was training to be a consular officer, we had to do a stint at immigration at JFK before we could go to the field. We had a flight from Yemen come in when I was there, and one passenger handed me a wad of cash, and asked me to marry him. When I asked him why, he said he didn't have a visa to come into the US, and needed a wife to get a green card.

I gave him points for honesty, but we hauled his smelly old carcass back to the deportation holding cell, and fined the airlines several thousand dollars.

And an interesting note, the INS guy begged me to do a good job as a visa officer, because, "You guys are the first line of defense for the US. If you give them a visa, there is nothing we can do to stop them from coming into the US, and not leaving. Please, do your due diligence before you give ANYONE a visa."

This was well before 9/11, I might add.

Posted by: moki at February 22, 2017 06:58 PM (gfRCk)

36 By futures in Canadian Taco Bowls.

Posted by: Bosk at February 22, 2017 06:58 PM (n2K+4)

37 So... why aren't the racists also "fleeing" to Mexico?

(BTW -- all of these incidents are publicity stunts. Actual refugees fleeing from tyranny don't inform the press so there's pictures.)

Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 22, 2017 06:58 PM (fVubI)

38 Where do they go from Canada? The North Pole?

Posted by: Weasel at February 22, 2017 06:58 PM (Sfs6o)

39 Perhaps we can put them right on a train, charge them a carrier fee, and move this army of illegals (or invaders) right into Canada just like Mexico does to us.

Because to stop us would be bigoted and racist and Hitlerian and altogether not nice.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at February 22, 2017 06:58 PM (1CroS)

40 This is after a month in office, right?

Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 22, 2017 06:59 PM (/f1mm)

41 Canada needs more workers to man the vast maple syrup mines that comprise 97% of their GDP.

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 22, 2017 06:59 PM (M+xKj)

42 Si, eh?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2017 06:59 PM (oVJmc)

43 Instead of Tijuana donkeys painted like zebras,
Do Canadians paint their moose?

Posted by: wooga at February 22, 2017 06:59 PM (3I7wr)

44 Wait --- we were told that the idea of "self-deportation" was silly and would never happen.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2017 06:59 PM (NOIQH)

45 Currently on Drudge: Cops find man hanging upside and naked from a tree.
Now we know what Ace was doing after all those posts earlier.
And EPIC HQs day!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2017 06:59 PM (0tfLf)

46 Moron Robbie: "Winning status: Still not tired."

Threadwinner!

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at February 22, 2017 07:00 PM (1CroS)

47 And an interesting note, the INS guy begged me to do a good job as a visa officer, because, "You guys are the first line of defense for the US. If you give them a visa, there is nothing we can do to stop them from coming into the US, and not leaving. Please, do your due diligence before you give ANYONE a visa.

So Clinton instituted "Visa Express" that allowed travel agents -- Saudi travel agents -- to approve visas. ISTR a few of the 9/11 murderers came in through that program.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 22, 2017 07:00 PM (fVubI)

48 Is there any kind of count on how the refugees identify? Are these largely hispanics fleeing from the Trump Inquisition, or are these Americans fleeing from the reconquistadors?
If they are hispanics it will be even more fun when the hosers get tired of them and push them back south. Or mother nature could do it when global cooling comes around again.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want To Know at February 22, 2017 07:01 PM (PjWy4)

49 d'Oh! Canada...

Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 22, 2017 07:01 PM (6kbgu)

50 Molson's will be a nice change from the El Patron

Posted by: kallisto at February 22, 2017 07:01 PM (kD8Fh)

51
Cut out the middleman and park expressway buses in Tijuana.

Canada Profit$$$.

Posted by: 13times at February 22, 2017 07:01 PM (WHVu+)

52 Winning!

Posted by: Jean at February 22, 2017 07:01 PM (zZb/S)

53
So Clinton instituted "Visa Express" that allowed travel agents -- Saudi travel agents -- to approve visas. ISTR a few of the 9/11 murderers came in through that program.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 22, 2017 07:00 PM (fVubI)

Travel agents didn't do that. A US consular officer did. I knew him.

Posted by: moki at February 22, 2017 07:01 PM (gfRCk)

54 Fucking Snowbama. Classic.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 22, 2017 07:02 PM (89T5c)

55 Oddly enough, incentives matter. Now if we stopped paying them to be here I bet we could get the rest to self-deport too.

Posted by: Thatch at February 22, 2017 07:02 PM (CWGHX)

56 There are many Korean Baptist Churches.

Posted by: gNewt at February 22, 2017 07:02 PM (5t7Yo)

57 "Unprecedented" Number of Migrants Leaving United States for the Safety of Canada




This is great news. Maybe we can get the liberals to move there too. Then we'll build another big-ass wall, and life will be sweet.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2017 07:02 PM (SRKgf)

58 All I'm saying is at some point, the North Pole fills up.

Posted by: Weasel at February 22, 2017 07:02 PM (Sfs6o)

59 >>> Hah! I just saw that Melania will be hosting her first WH ball on Oscars Night.

Yay! Article link?

Of course it goes without saying that every benign thing she says or does or wears that night will be weighed, measured, and found wanting by the left. Mean girls gotta mean.

Posted by: LizLem at February 22, 2017 07:03 PM (hvf9s)

60 53- not to say that there was no harm from the Visa Express, as well as Visa Waivers-both are horrible ideas that "saved" consular officers time, but were detrimental to the US. I'm sorry the lines are so long at US consulates, but if you want to come here, you should be vetted, and by a properly trained consul, not a freaking travel agent.

Posted by: moki at February 22, 2017 07:03 PM (gfRCk)

61 Cut out the middleman and park expressway buses in Tijuana.

High-speed rail!

Tijuana to Winnipeg. Non-stop.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2017 07:03 PM (oVJmc)

62 Dinner OT:
Why that anti-education * asshole!

* Most of the set of all the things would fit here re: TFG

Posted by: DaveA at February 22, 2017 07:04 PM (8J/Te)

63
This is great news. Maybe we can get the liberals to move there too. Then we'll build another big-ass wall, and life will be sweet.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2017 07:02 PM (SRKgf)

+++

LOL.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 22, 2017 07:04 PM (Ivjge)

64 Mexicans are once again doing the jobs that Americans won't do. In this case, that job is fleeing to Canada after an election.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 22, 2017 07:04 PM (Tnhbr)

65 Welfare cheats and even worse, jihadis just found out Minnesota ain't the only place gets snow. You can have them, O Canada. You better keep them up there too.

Posted by: Eromero at February 22, 2017 07:04 PM (zLDYs)

66 Where are all the celebrities?

Posted by: Eric Hoffer's Thumb at February 22, 2017 07:04 PM (0J6e7)

67 58 All I'm saying is at some point, the North Pole fills up.


Well actually only one gets the NP. After that each new person represents a southern migration.
But let's let them try.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2017 07:04 PM (0tfLf)

68 61 Cut out the middleman and park expressway buses in Tijuana.

High-speed rail!

Tijuana to Winnipeg. Non-stop.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2017 07:03 PM (oVJmc)

+++

LOL.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 22, 2017 07:05 PM (Ivjge)

69 Buuuh-bye

Posted by: Flight Attendant at February 22, 2017 07:05 PM (rgM8e)

70 Canada is a socialist paradise open and willing to take in 3rd world invaders to bolster their economy and social programs.

Actually, Canada is just America's hat.

Hahahahaha....good riddance. Have fun freezing your asses off.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 22, 2017 07:05 PM (5VlCp)

71 I like the virtue signalling reporting, though. Hey media: America will watch this and smile because it's good news.

I love you, Canada, but it's not like you've been pulling your weight. I'm fine with you taking a few million welfare cases in exchange for only spending $23.97 on your military because you know your big brother isn't going to let anyone f*ck around with you.

Actually, that's a decent trade. Y'all have Home Depots up there?

Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 22, 2017 07:05 PM (/f1mm)

72 I read somewhere that George Lopez is threatening to move somewhere, but he won't say where.

Posted by: mallfly roddingham clinton at February 22, 2017 07:05 PM (b7fwp)

73 Currently on Drudge: Cops find man hanging upside and naked from a tree.



Let me guess. Florida?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2017 07:05 PM (WFe5M)

74 Wait, I thought Melania was Trumps hypno-slave or something. Isn't she always blinking out Morse-code messages for help?

(What, you don't read the moonbat fever swamp blogs? This is actually a Thing with them.)

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at February 22, 2017 07:05 PM (ul9CR)

75 Most excellent news.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 22, 2017 07:05 PM (3iX3K)

76 Trailer Park Boys: Southern Comfort

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2017 07:06 PM (NdM46)

77 Travel agents didn't do that. A US consular officer did. I knew him.

OK -- then what was "new" about "Visa Express"?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 22, 2017 07:06 PM (fVubI)

78 Do you know the way to San Jose?
Blubble gurgle blub blub ba blub.

Posted by: gNewt at February 22, 2017 07:06 PM (5t7Yo)

79 good.....that's fantastic news......

Posted by: phoenixgirl..2 days until spring training at February 22, 2017 07:06 PM (0O7c5)

80 So the trebuchets on the southen border can be aimed either north or south, but the north-facing ones will need a bit more oomph.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 22, 2017 07:06 PM (6kbgu)

81 Refugees.

The UN has a definition for this word, and there was a time when Reuters and their ilk used to care about shit like definitions of words. They have to be a person who has crossed a national boundary seeking refuge and safety, and who CANNOT RETURN HOME SAFELY.

Pretty sure these folks can return HOME as safely as ever. They're not refugees. They're opportunists moving on to greener pastures.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 22, 2017 07:06 PM (yL25O)

82 I remember a few years ago when Oklahoma passed a law that was tough on employers caught with illegals many of them just left the state. Oddly, about the time Colorado had an uptick in illegals. Huh.

Posted by: Aviator at February 22, 2017 07:06 PM (/Nite)

83 Hopefully they can pass the Canadian citizenship exam - opening a bottle of Labatt Blue with a curling stone.

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 22, 2017 07:06 PM (M+xKj)

84 59
>>> Hah! I just saw that Melania will be hosting her first WH ball on Oscars Night.



Yay! Article link?



Of course it goes without saying that every benign thing she says or
does or wears that night will be weighed, measured, and found wanting
by the left. Mean girls gotta mean.

Posted by: LizLem at February 22, 2017 07:03 PM (hvf9s)

I think I heard it's the Governor's ball.

Posted by: Tami at February 22, 2017 07:07 PM (Enq6K)

85 Summertime and the chili is greasy.

Posted by: gNewt at February 22, 2017 07:07 PM (5t7Yo)

86 Let me guess. Florida?

That's funny, I clicked on the Drudge link about the guy who assaulted his mother with a porkchop figuring it had to be Florida, but it was Georgia. Close though.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at February 22, 2017 07:07 PM (ul9CR)

87 GTFO.

If I lived near the border I would offer free rides to the crossings.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 22, 2017 07:07 PM (U6f54)

88 Next: Trump admin resettles the "refugees" dumped in Idaho and Maine to locales where they will feel more at home, such as East Orange NJ.

Posted by: kallisto at February 22, 2017 07:07 PM (kD8Fh)

89 Snowbama

That's fuckin' gold right there.

Posted by: El Kabong at February 22, 2017 07:07 PM (datdl)

90 Somebody is going to freeze out there.

also:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIawk-9PApw


BLUE OYSTER CULT

"The Red And The Black"














Canadian mounted baby, a police force that works
Red and black, that's their color scheme
Get their man, in the end

It's all right (repeat four more times)
Oh yeah my honey knows it's all right
It's all right (repeat four more times)
Oh yeah my baby knows it's all right
C'mon little husky

Frontenac Chateau baby
I'll cross the frontier at ten
Got a whip in my hand baby
And a girl or a husky at leather's end

It's all right (repeat four more times)
Oh yeah my honey knows it's all right
It's all right (repeat four more times)
Oh yeah my baby knows it's all right

Hornswoop me bungo pony, dogsled on ice
Make a dash for freedom baby don't skate on polar ice
It's too think to be sliced by the light
Of long and white polar nights
It's all right (repeat four more times)
Oh yeah my honey knows it's all right
It's all right (repeat four more times)
Oh yeah my baby knows it's all right

Posted by: DaveA at February 22, 2017 07:08 PM (8J/Te)

91 Problem solved!!

1. Continue to disallow illegals.
2. Quickly build out California's high speed rail from Mexico all the way to Canada.
3. Fill the train with dreamers at the Mexican border.
4. Provide them with a straight ticket to their refugee in sweet Canada.
5. Those hippies who are inclined can also ride the train, paying full price of course.
6. Canada gets to experience the joy of unchecked immigration!

Rather than a wall, or in addition to it!

WIN WIN WIN

Posted by: me at February 22, 2017 07:08 PM (mFhzJ)

92 The UN....

Who gives a flying fu*k what the UN says, does or defines?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2017 07:08 PM (0tfLf)

93 ok now i'm jealous, how are we going to face ourselves after a bunch of grown men that abandoned their wives and children to war leave US to!?

the total embarrassment .

Posted by: willow at February 22, 2017 07:08 PM (R7cwD)

94 81 Refugees.

The UN has a definition for this word, and there was a time when Reuters and their ilk used to care about shit like definitions of words. They have to be a person who has crossed a national boundary seeking refuge and safety, and who CANNOT RETURN HOME SAFELY.

Pretty sure these folks can return HOME as safely as ever. They're not refugees. They're opportunists moving on to greener pastures.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 22, 2017 07:06 PM (yL25O)


+++ Yes, sir.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 22, 2017 07:08 PM (Ivjge)

95
Well actually only one gets the NP. After that each new person represents a southern migration.
But let's let them try.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2017 07:04 PM (0tfLf)
-------
Well, OK. Point taken.

North Pole and Environs.

Posted by: Weasel at February 22, 2017 07:08 PM (Sfs6o)

96 Tom Petty was wrong - sometimes you do have to live like a refugee.

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 22, 2017 07:08 PM (M+xKj)

97 Guess they will need to open Tim Hernandez doughnut shops.

Posted by: Aviator at February 22, 2017 07:09 PM (/Nite)

98 I thought Canada had *actual* immigration laws.

Posted by: navybrat at February 22, 2017 07:09 PM (w7KSn)

99 74 Wait, I thought Melania was Trumps hypno-slave or something. Isn't she always blinking out Morse-code messages for help?

(What, you don't read the moonbat fever swamp blogs? This is actually a Thing with them.)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at February 22, 2017 07:05 PM (ul9CR)


I remember seeing a sign about that at the Mish March. I think it said "Melania: Blink twice for Help".

Posted by: rickl at February 22, 2017 07:09 PM (sdi6R)

100
OK -- then what was "new" about "Visa Express"?
Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 22, 2017 07:06 PM (fVubI)

It gave more flexibility to travel agents to offer visas to clients, bundling them and sending them to the consulate, to be massed stamped as a courtesy.

But many of the 9/11 guys went through the consulate in Riyadh, and were issued visas there. Only a couple got through on visas express-but I don't remember which ones.

Posted by: moki at February 22, 2017 07:09 PM (gfRCk)

101 We're gonna need longer tunnels!

Posted by: Coyotes at February 22, 2017 07:09 PM (oVJmc)

102 Pretty sure these folks can return HOME as safely as ever. They're not refugees. They're opportunists moving on to greener pastures.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 22, 2017 07:06 PM (yL25O)


You mean Locusts.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 22, 2017 07:09 PM (aMlLZ)

103 Since Mexico says they refuse to take back their citizens, maybe Canada will take them? How's poutine burritos sound?

Posted by: josephistan at February 22, 2017 07:09 PM (ANIFC)

104 I remember seeing a sign about that at the Mish March. I think it said "Melania: Blink twice for Help".

These are truly sick, twisted, mentally diseased people. What they say about Tiffany is just as bad.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at February 22, 2017 07:10 PM (ul9CR)

105 Carrots soak up the grease in chili.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 22, 2017 07:10 PM (89T5c)

106 Hopefully they can pass the Canadian citizenship exam - opening a bottle of Labatt Blue with a curling stone.

Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 22, 2017 07:06 PM (M+xKj)


...while balancing a pack of smokes on your tuque.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 22, 2017 07:11 PM (dSioF)

107 >>
I thought Canada had *actual* immigration laws.


They do, and I thought I read that Trudeau had recently decided to not accept single men refugees (i.e. soldier aged), but Trump's actions will force him to update that decision.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2017 07:11 PM (NOIQH)

108 I can't wait until they start yapping about building a wall and we can call them all a bunch of racist assholes.

Posted by: tu3031 at February 22, 2017 07:11 PM (qJhUV)

109 Let me guess. Florida?

That's funny, I clicked on the Drudge link about the guy who assaulted his mother with a porkchop figuring it had to be Florida, but it was Georgia. Close though.




I checked the nekkid in tree story: Blue Springs, Mississippi.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2017 07:11 PM (WFe5M)

110 These are the ones that are afraid Trump is going to put a stop to the running back and forth to the countries they are "fleeing" due to violence and death threats where they like to spend six months of the year, keep a couple of extra wives to chain migration in, and study up at the local mosque on vacations. Pierre Jr doesn't seem to care about this nor have a retired Marine Corp general with Mideast experience of these frauds.

Posted by: Lester at February 22, 2017 07:11 PM (8USec)

111 It's nice that Melania is hosting the ball on Oscar night. They knew half the electorate wasn't going to be interested in that self-congratulatory pompous Academy Award shitshow.

I stopped watching years ago, mainly because I didn't have four hours to devote to a bunch of people who make pretend for a living.

Posted by: kallisto at February 22, 2017 07:12 PM (kD8Fh)

112 OT: Milo's subscribers on youtube are up 4,000 from yesterday.

Posted by: Independent George at February 22, 2017 07:12 PM (Aq5Gm)

113 109 Let me guess. Florida?

That's funny, I clicked on the Drudge link about the guy who assaulted his mother with a porkchop figuring it had to be Florida, but it was Georgia. Close though.




I checked the nekkid in tree story: Blue Springs, Mississippi.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2017 07:11 PM (WFe5M)

I was on vacation.

Posted by: Florida Man at February 22, 2017 07:12 PM (ANIFC)

114 The food will improve.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at February 22, 2017 07:12 PM (LtuZ9)

115 We watchva lot of Canadian tv. The Murdock Mysteries are good. But I wonder how Murdock and the team from Station House 4 handle the first burrito lunch wagon when it shows up. Or the first mariachi speakeasy?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2017 07:12 PM (0tfLf)

116 I'll tell you one thing - the Canadians get really excited when you show up at the border with rifles!

Posted by: Weasel at February 22, 2017 07:12 PM (Sfs6o)

117 I remember seeing a sign about that at the Mish March. I think it said "Melania: Blink twice for Help".

Posted by: rickl at February 22, 2017 07:09 PM (sdi6R)


That's actually kind of funny... wait, so angry feminists at the mish march have a sense of humor? Who knew?

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 22, 2017 07:13 PM (dSioF)

118 Canadian Drama Camps II : The EnFrenchening

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 22, 2017 07:13 PM (KgpWR)

119 >>BLUE OYSTER CULT

"The Red And The Black"


I like this cover more.

The Minutemen

"The Red and the Black":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLsTxQiAnaI

Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2017 07:14 PM (NXfyF)

120 "That's funny, I clicked on the Drudge link about the guy who assaulted his mother with a porkchop figuring it had to be Florida, but it was Georgia. Close though."

I haven't read it yet. Was it a Wayne, a Lee, or a Ray?

Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 22, 2017 07:14 PM (/f1mm)

121 Melania not only talks funny but once said that there were 57 states.

Posted by: mallfly roddingham clinton at February 22, 2017 07:14 PM (b7fwp)

122 now what will we do with all those jobs needing filling and we certainly won't.

well alright we mightget some of our unemployed kids looking for a better job than Costco apply to a union labor job making 25 35 bucks and hour with full insurance and pensions.

Posted by: willow at February 22, 2017 07:14 PM (R7cwD)

123 It's nice that Melania is hosting the ball on Oscar night. They knew half the electorate wasn't going to be interested in that self-congratulatory pompous Academy Award shitshow.

I stopped watching years ago, mainly because I didn't have four hours to devote to a bunch of people who make pretend for a living.

Posted by: kallisto at February 22, 2017 07:12 PM (kD8Fh)


No shit. I'll tune in if I see a news bulletin saying something like gas attack, or unexplained mushroom cloud, etc etc

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 22, 2017 07:14 PM (aMlLZ)

124 I remember seeing a sign about that at the Mish March. I think it said "Melania: Blink twice for Help".

Posted by: rickl at February 22, 2017 07:09 PM (sdi6R)

That's actually kind of funny... wait, so angry feminists at the mish march have a sense of humor? Who knew?
Posted by: OregonMuse




Sense of humor? In their fevered minds, they were serious.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2017 07:14 PM (WFe5M)

125 ...photos of smiling Canadian police greeting the migrants have gone viral.
..............

Were they sitting mounted backwards on their horses?

Posted by: wth at February 22, 2017 07:14 PM (HgMAr)

126 117 I remember seeing a sign about that at the Mish March. I think it said "Melania: Blink twice for Help".

Posted by: rickl at February 22, 2017 07:09 PM (sdi6R)
----------
If you really want to piss off liberals, refer to it as the 'Lesbian Parade'

Posted by: Weasel at February 22, 2017 07:15 PM (Sfs6o)

127 All the narcissistic Hollywood assholes do is go to award shows to pat each other on the back.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 22, 2017 07:15 PM (89T5c)

128 Hmmm...

I wonder how my Canadian cousins are taking the news?

Posted by: kallisto at February 22, 2017 07:15 PM (kD8Fh)

129 "The Red and the Black"

This is about us, isn't it?

Posted by: Liawatha and Rachel Dolezal at February 22, 2017 07:15 PM (ul9CR)

130 our gain is Canuckistan's loss, eh...



Posted by: redc1c4 at February 22, 2017 07:15 PM (CJzVB)

131 "That's funny, I clicked on the Drudge link about the guy who assaulted
his mother with a porkchop figuring it had to be Florida, but it was
Georgia. Close though."



I haven't read it yet. Was it a Wayne, a Lee, or a Ray?
===

Bobby, Jimmy or Johnny?

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 22, 2017 07:15 PM (KgpWR)

132 They do, and I thought I read that Trudeau had
recently decided to not accept single men refugees (i.e. soldier aged),
but Trump's actions will force him to update that decision.


Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2017 07:11 PM (NOIQH)

I love the way this is playing out. Now Trump has has called Trudeau's virtue-signaling bluff. You think we're out of line for not wanting military-age single males? OK, you take them in. It's for humanity! /sarc

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2017 07:15 PM (SRKgf)

133
That's funny, I clicked on the Drudge link about the guy who assaulted his mother with a porkchop figuring it had to be Florida, but it was Georgia. Close though.



that's not kosher.

Posted by: willow at February 22, 2017 07:15 PM (R7cwD)

134 Is it possible that they are trannys looking for a bathroom?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2017 07:16 PM (eeTCA)

135 open Tim Hernandez doughnut shops.

LOL,

Wait til Mooslim find out Moose aren't goats.

Posted by: DaveA at February 22, 2017 07:16 PM (8J/Te)

136 Snidely Whiplash is a Mexican?

Posted by: wth at February 22, 2017 07:16 PM (HgMAr)

137 Carrots soak up the grease in chili.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory


considering they're full of water, no.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 22, 2017 07:16 PM (4YGWz)

138 "That's funny, I clicked on the Drudge link about the guy who assaulted his mother with a porkchop figuring it had to be Florida, but it was Georgia. Close though."

I haven't read it yet. Was it a Wayne, a Lee, or a Ray?




Georgia: 12 million people, 6 last names.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2017 07:16 PM (WFe5M)

139 I read somewhere that George Lopez is threatening to move somewhere, but he won't say where.
Posted by: mallfly roddingham clinton at February 22, 2017 07:05 PM (b7fwp)

He is a racist, no talent hack. He should go home to lovely Mexico, whence he came.

Mexico is a socialist paradise brimming with natural resources, a warm climate and beautiful women just waiting for young George to go home a find his fortune.

Actually, Mexico is America's toilet. And Jorge won't go anywhere near the place.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 22, 2017 07:16 PM (5VlCp)

140 why did the Mexican cross the road? to get to the other side of the border. Maple syrup makes a taco twice as good.

Posted by: mallfly roddingham clinton at February 22, 2017 07:17 PM (b7fwp)

141 133
That's funny, I clicked on the Drudge link about the guy who assaulted his mother with a porkchop figuring it had to be Florida, but it was Georgia. Close though.



that's not kosher.
Posted by: willow at February 22, 2017 07:15 PM (R7cwD)

To be fair, there was a story over the weekend here in Pennsylvania about a guy who attacked his father with an ax over a chicken pot pie.

Posted by: josephistan at February 22, 2017 07:17 PM (ANIFC)

142 Wait until Quebec is overrun and they have to fight over whether to speak their shitty version of French or Mexico's shitty version of Spanish. Ai ai ai!

Posted by: kathysaysso at February 22, 2017 07:17 PM (43OZ6)

143 Trump...



Simply uttering his name aloud causes illegals to leave the country.

Voluntarily.


Is there nothing this man can not do?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 22, 2017 07:17 PM (J+eG2)

144 127 All the narcissistic Hollywood assholes do is go to award shows to pat each other on the back.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 22, 2017 07:15 PM (89T5c)



They go primarily to market themselves. As galloping narcissists (probably much in the job description) they probably pretty much detest each other.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2017 07:17 PM (SRKgf)

145 Canada is so boned.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 22, 2017 07:17 PM (3iX3K)

146 They did the hop!
The snowbilly hop!
To the top!
To the top of the land!
Do not stop!
Don't stop!
'Til you're in Canada land.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at February 22, 2017 07:17 PM (Nwg0u)

147 Time to invest in Canadian taco trucks.

Posted by: wth at February 22, 2017 07:17 PM (HgMAr)

148 "The Red and the Black":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLsTxQiAnaI
Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2017 07:14 PM (NXfyF)


Never heard that cover before. It's pretty good.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 22, 2017 07:17 PM (dSioF)

149 103
Since Mexico says they refuse to take back their citizens, maybe Canada will take them? How's poutine burritos sound?

Posted by: josephistan at February 22, 2017 07:09 PM

Texas just tells them we are going to execute them in prison and then they want them back. The juries here are very accommodating. We could build a Mexicans To Be Executed Prison down on the border. /s

The Mexicans don't want the Central Americans that they funnel in nor the Muslims, Haitians, etc (for spite) that they help (rob) along the way to jump the river or border.

Posted by: Lester at February 22, 2017 07:17 PM (8USec)

150 Nah, the porkchop dude is a badass black guy with the badass name of...Terry.

Hee hee.

Posted by: Liawatha and Rachel Dolezal at February 22, 2017 07:17 PM (ul9CR)

151 Man this could be the Second War of 1812!

Canada will be ours this time...Bwahahahahaha...

Posted by: William Eaton at February 22, 2017 07:18 PM (MuTTO)

152 O/T but related via WZ

"DHS To Expedite Deportation Proceedings By NOT Using Judges"

It's a story from The Daily Caller that says Sec John Kelly ordered Monday that any illegal that has been in the U.S. for less than two years should be allowed to be deported without a court hearing.

More of this please.

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at February 22, 2017 07:18 PM (AJeMv)

153 127 All the narcissistic Hollywood assholes do is go to award shows to pat each other on the back.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 22, 2017 07:15 PM (89T5c)


So, just like journalists, then.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 22, 2017 07:18 PM (dSioF)

154

They're off to the land of the ice and snow
Where the midnight sun and the hot springs flow
The hammer of the Trump
Will drive their ships to new lands
To join the horde, singing and crying:
Canada, I am coming!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2017 07:18 PM (IqV8l)

155 Bye, Felicia!

"Last month, 452 people made claims in Quebec compared with 137 in January 2016."

Wait, don't we have something like 10 million illegals here? At only 400 a month, that's going to take a while.

The poster above with the high speed rail idea is onto something.

Posted by: The Editorial Board of National Geographic (Classic Edition) at February 22, 2017 07:18 PM (pzAo3)

156 Joser wearing a tocbrero.

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at February 22, 2017 07:18 PM (uB+td)

157 Love the Minutemen (and fIREHOSE).

RIP D. Boone.

Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2017 07:18 PM (NXfyF)

158 Can we get them to each carry a 20' length of pipe for Keystone on their way north?

Posted by: wth at February 22, 2017 07:19 PM (HgMAr)

159 Schadenboner status: Now existing in 11 dimensions at once.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, King Of Karaoke at February 22, 2017 07:19 PM (rJUlF)

160 If I tried to even VISIT Canada, less than 20 miles away, they'd tell me I didn't have the required documentation and to get lost.

Posted by: Optimizer at February 22, 2017 07:19 PM (EnK/R)

161 Is maple syrup halal?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at February 22, 2017 07:19 PM (ul9CR)

162 Georgia: 12 million people, 6 last names.

Take out those called Darrell, Skooter and Booger as first names and that cuts the population in half. (Women too)

Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2017 07:19 PM (0tfLf)

163 Does MS-13 mean "mud and snow marijuana smokers"?

Posted by: torabora at February 22, 2017 07:20 PM (X3YsG)

164 143 Trump...
Simply uttering his name aloud causes illegals to leave the country.
Voluntarily.
Is there nothing this man can not do?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 22, 2017 07:17 PM (J+eG2)



I said that to my family when they protested that deporting all the illegals was impossible. I pointed out that a leader actually gets relatively little done through formal channels; he accomplishes most of his goals simply by setting the tone of what will and will not fly, and he does that without issuing a single command.

Think Bergdahl would go walkies when the SecDef's nickname is "Mad Dog?" I don't think so.

Merely by setting the tone, the atmosphere, a leader can preclude a lot of problems from even arising. Conversely, as I like to say, by making provision for a problem you guarantee its existence.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2017 07:20 PM (SRKgf)

165 134 Is it possible that they are trannys looking for a bathroom?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2017 07:16 PM (eeTCA)

They'll fit right in. The Canadian guys I know will go ANYWHERE. Dump their trash anywhere, too. Gotta keep the car clean, you know?

People joke about rednecks in the South, but apparently that trailer park boys show is almost a documentary.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 22, 2017 07:20 PM (/f1mm)

166 Laughing muchly at the commentary, skipped a lot of it cuz just got here, but somebody above noted they are not "refugees".


They're also not seen as people seeking "asylum" in any sense that word has been used for decades.


They have no well-founded fear of persecution or danger, not even any poorly-founded fears of this nature.


The language has been destroyed in almost all spheres of interest to the racist authoritarians. This is an excellent example. I have yet to read a single "news" item related to immigration that isn't mostly incorrect, or *not* simply chock full of huge distortions, often in the use of words like refugee and asylum.


Remember kids, the US practically invented the concept of large scale asylum, or refugee resettlement, in the modern sense. And to this day the US carries almost the entire burden of protecting and caring for actual refugees, globally - not just with $$$, but political will.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 22, 2017 07:20 PM (QDnY+)

167 I thought that old grumpy guy on Shark Tank was going to run for PM as Canada's Trump. I think he is the one who said their PM in talking directly with Trump "Pierre Jr is screwed".

Posted by: Lester at February 22, 2017 07:20 PM (8USec)

168 Aieee there are no lawns. I shovel the driveways OK?

Posted by: Manuel Labor at February 22, 2017 07:21 PM (HgMAr)

169 158 Can we get them to each carry a 20' length of pipe for Keystone on their way north?
Posted by: wth at February 22, 2017 07:19 PM (HgMAr)



Never mind pipe. I want them to carry a liberal under each arm.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2017 07:21 PM (SRKgf)

170 Funny thing, I remember this same bullshit story being flogged back around the time the first comprehensive immigration reform bill failed, about 10 years ago.

Posted by: huerfano at February 22, 2017 07:21 PM (jkkMG)

171 Google / youtube are sure to find some pretext totally valid reason serious you guys to boot Milo off that platform too.

Anyone told Ben Shapiro to chow down on a golf-bag full of putz yet?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 22, 2017 07:21 PM (6FqZa)

172 I want to do my part. Where can i sign up to transport these wannabe ice hockey fans north to the border? do i just show up at the local Lowe's and wave them aboard and tell them to prepare for an 8-hour drive north?

Posted by: goatexchange at February 22, 2017 07:21 PM (YFnq5)

173 Of course it goes without saying that every benign thing she says or does or wears that night will be weighed, measured, and found wanting by the left. Mean girls gotta mean.
Posted by: LizLem at February 22, 2017 07:03 PM (hvf9s)

May I make a prediction? Melania will look absolutely gorgeous and the lefties will still look like something the cat dragged in.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at February 22, 2017 07:21 PM (oQQwD)

174 "Is maple syrup halal? "

Yes.

Provided Hassan wasn't buggering the tap hole first.

Otherwise, you have to sell the tree to the next village down the road.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 22, 2017 07:21 PM (J+eG2)

175 6 last names.

I know one of them is Duke!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at February 22, 2017 07:21 PM (ul9CR)

176 143 Trump...



Simply uttering his name aloud causes illegals to leave the country.

Voluntarily.


Is there nothing this man can not do?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 22, 2017 07:17 PM (J+eG2)

The very word is a weapon, like the Union soldiers chanting "Fredericksburg!" at the approaching Confederates during Pickett's Charge

Posted by: josephistan at February 22, 2017 07:21 PM (ANIFC)

177 Fucking air headed spawn of Keith Richards and an addict

Posted by: Gregv61 from canada at February 22, 2017 07:21 PM (+15Q9)

178 the problem with high speed rail is that they won't be able to ride on top of the trains.

Posted by: mallfly roddingham clinton at February 22, 2017 07:22 PM (b7fwp)

179 https://tinyurl.com/hgagg39

Posted by: EVLINC! at February 22, 2017 07:22 PM (y3aQB)

180 Invade and annex Canada, then rule them with an Iron Fist

Posted by: The Timeline-191 Hat at February 22, 2017 07:22 PM (rUIbB)

181 Can we get them to each carry a 20' length of pipe for Keystone on their way north?
Posted by: wth at February 22, 2017 07:19 PM (HgMAr)



Now that's the next level thinking we get here at this smart military blog.

Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at February 22, 2017 07:22 PM (dEQP3)

182 They even deport permanent residents for traffic violations.

"The #8220;Immigrant Criminalization Law#8221; (Bill C-43, officially known as the Faster Removal of Foreign Criminals Act), which passed in 2013, allows for deportations of thousands of permanent residents who have been convicted for minor offences including traffic offenses. The right to appeal the deportation order is stripped from many of these individuals."

http://www.neverhome.ca/deportation/

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2017 07:22 PM (SRKgf)

183 Fronch dressing. Fronch fries. Fronch bread. And to drink...Peru!

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 22, 2017 07:22 PM (KgpWR)

184 "The Red and the Black"



This is about us, isn't it?


http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/31946a.jpg

Posted by: DaveA at February 22, 2017 07:23 PM (8J/Te)

185 Hey! Why is it so fucking cold here in Canada?

Posted by: Baffled Refugee at February 22, 2017 07:23 PM (XoldI)

186
Remember kids, the US practically invented the concept of large scale asylum

We are definitely a large scale asylum.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2017 07:23 PM (IqV8l)

187 Deportation from Canada for loitering? Say hello to Bill C-43.


http://tinyurl.com/j99p3sq

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2017 07:23 PM (SRKgf)

188 Well, there goes one bolt hole. OTOH, maybe now I won't need one.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 22, 2017 07:24 PM (g6yUI)

189 180 Invade and annex Canada, then rule them with an Iron Fist

I like that idea. Just think of all that prime huntin' and fishin' ground up there.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at February 22, 2017 07:24 PM (ul9CR)

190 Posted by: josephistan at February 22, 2017 07:17 PM (ANIFC)

ack so perhaps people are really starving in America. fihting over a pot pie and a pork chop!

Posted by: willow at February 22, 2017 07:24 PM (R7cwD)

191 Put a twenty foot wide amnesty path on top of that pipeline everybody keeps talking about. We'll even give you some trash cans so you can make Canadian flags on your way up.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 22, 2017 07:24 PM (/f1mm)

192 Invade and annex Canada, then rule them with an Iron Fist

Don't try that, they might burn down DC again if we try that. Canada? Please don't burn DC again. We'd really hate that

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 22, 2017 07:24 PM (6FqZa)

193 Anyone told Ben Shapiro to chow down on a golf-bag full of putz yet?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 22, 2017 07:21 PM (6FqZa)


The devil you say.

I was assured by Charles C W Cooke on twitter that every word of Ben's 'no platforming' piece is correct.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 22, 2017 07:24 PM (dSioF)

194 Yo quiero Taco Bell, eh.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 22, 2017 07:24 PM (KgpWR)

195 The last time they had a vote Quebec didn't quite have enough to secede from Canada. But now I'm sure they'll have enough to secede from its Hispanic half.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2017 07:25 PM (0tfLf)

196 New Canadian province names:

Alberto
British Colombia
Manueltoba
Isla del Príncipe Eduardo
Saskatchejuan
Que? Bec
Chukon
Juantario

Posted by: The Editorial Board of National Geographic (Classic Edition) at February 22, 2017 07:25 PM (pzAo3)

197 Provisions of bill C-43:

The bill, Bill C-43 #8211; Faster Removal of Foreign Criminals Act, an act to amend the Immigration and Refugee Protection Act #8211; will mean that a permanent resident in Canada who commits an offence that could result in six months in jail or more would have their status revoked and be reported from Canada.

For example, Justin Bieber was facing six months in jail in the United States when he assaulted a paparazzi earlier this year. If he had permanent residency in the US and the countries were reversed, they#8217;d deport him back to us under a similar law.

The maximum sentence for a summary offence in Ontario is six months in jail. Some examples of summary offences include:

Harassing telephone calls
Causing a disturbance
Vagrancy
Trespassing at night
Disorderly conduct
Indecent telephone calls
Shoplifting
Undertaking to tell fortunes
Defacing coins
Immoral theatrical performances
Public exposure
Loitering

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2017 07:25 PM (SRKgf)

198 oh I see Canada needs workers to build a pipeline?

jobs Canadians just won't do?

Posted by: willow at February 22, 2017 07:25 PM (R7cwD)

199 O.D.'d on Life Itself

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2017 07:25 PM (IqV8l)

200 Through the years in America:

The Right: "I may not agree with you, but I would die for your right to express yourself."

The Left: "Great. Thanks!!!"

Posted by: Mega at February 22, 2017 07:25 PM (EdXI9)

201 >>Invade and annex Canada, then rule them with an Iron Fist


Just Alberta, BC and the NW Territories.

The rest can go pound snow.

Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2017 07:25 PM (NXfyF)

202 I'll tell you one thing - the Canadians get really excited when you show up at the border with rifles!
Posted by: Weasel at February 22, 2017 07:12 PM (Sfs6o)

LOL.

Last time I drove to Vancouver, I de-freedomized my car (IE, took all the guns out). The border guard asked me if I had any guns in the car.
I didn't.
He asked if I'd had any guns in the car recently.
I said I had.
He asked how long ago.
I said two hours.
He did a doubletake and started asking about what kind of gun and weirdly wanted to know if I had any holsters or anything gun-related in the car.

All very odd.

In the end, he waved me through without the sniffer dog. It was still funny, though.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2017 07:25 PM (NdM46)

203 Dead Parrot Society @ 152, yes, re DHS expediting deportation proceedings.


BUT.


Let's just start our stopwatches on that one. How long before a restraining order from a fed. district court delays implementation? To be followed by endless lawfare to hamstring the streamlining process?


Yes, some or much of that might have occurred in any case.


But seeing as we're in Week Two of a judicial coup that usurped undisputed, core presidential authority - with no response from the president so usurped - it's just about certain we'll be seeing a full-scale Operation Barbarossa of lawfare against every little aspect of Trump's attempt to enforce immigration laws.


As I've been saying.


Posted by: rhomboid at February 22, 2017 07:26 PM (QDnY+)

204 Harassing telephone calls
Causing a disturbance
Vagrancy
Trespassing at night
Disorderly conduct
Indecent telephone calls
Shoplifting
Undertaking to tell fortunes
Defacing coins
Immoral theatrical performances
Public exposure
Loitering

Hell, that's practically a to-do list for a lot of illegal aliens, I bet.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2017 07:26 PM (SRKgf)

205 180 Invade and annex Canada, then rule them with an Iron Fist

I like that idea. Just think of all that prime huntin' and fishin' ground up there.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at February 22, 2017 07:24 PM (ul9CR)


They have oil, too. And uranium. Which will be needing since Hillary gave 20% of ours to the Rooskis.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 22, 2017 07:26 PM (dSioF)

206 I'm looking forward to not watching the Oscar's again this year, it should be a crap fest of virtue signaling from people who only know one illegal immigrant, their maid/babysitter.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 22, 2017 07:26 PM (6Ll1u)

207 Snowblower same as leafblower, verdad?

Posted by: Jose's Sno Blo and Go Lawn Service at February 22, 2017 07:26 PM (6kbgu)

208 "Don't try that, they might burn down DC again if we try that. "

Nah, that was the British Empire -- the most powerfully dominant entity in all of history.

Honduras could take Canada in a fair fight.

Posted by: The Editorial Board of National Geographic (Classic Edition) at February 22, 2017 07:26 PM (pzAo3)

209 Alberto
British Colombia
Manueltoba
Isla del Prncipe Eduardo
Saskatchejuan
Que? Bec
Chukon
Juantario


Nueva Scotia

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at February 22, 2017 07:26 PM (ul9CR)

210 Somewhere and fairly recently we have lost the courtesy of announcing Nood!

Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2017 07:26 PM (HDU3V)

211 Heard this from a family friend in Toronto a few years ago: friend, now retired, was an elementary school teacher. She worked for many years at one school, and after she retired she was their go-to substitute teacher because she knew everyone, how things worked, etc. In one year the school flipped to being 100% Somali students...and she was no longer welcome because she was not Somali as well.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2017 07:27 PM (NOIQH)

212 178 the problem with high speed rail is that they won't be able to ride on top of the trains.
Posted by: mallfly roddingham clinton at February 22, 2017 07:22 PM (b7fwp)

Consult with Mitt Romney about installing wire cages.

Posted by: kathysaysso at February 22, 2017 07:27 PM (43OZ6)

213 When can we get Major Nidal Hasan executed by firing squad?

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at February 22, 2017 07:27 PM (LtuZ9)

214 191 Put a twenty foot wide amnesty path on top of that pipeline everybody keeps talking about.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 22, 2017 07:24 PM (/f1mm)



Moving sidewalk.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2017 07:27 PM (SRKgf)

215 This is a problem how?

Posted by: Jamie Wilson at February 22, 2017 07:27 PM (7LZ0E)

216 Justin plagiarised my Act of Love.

Posted by: ¡Jeb! at February 22, 2017 07:28 PM (g6yUI)

217 209 Alberto
British Colombia
Manueltoba
Isla del Prncipe Eduardo
Saskatchejuan
Que? Bec
Chukon
Juantario


Nueva Scotia


Today has been ACE gold!!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2017 07:28 PM (0tfLf)

218 re 190: hardly a year goes by without at least one news story a day or two after thanksgiving about someone being stabbed to death over a drumstick...

and now I want a roast turkey... stuffed with lasagna... a side of vodka...

Posted by: mallfly roddingham clinton at February 22, 2017 07:28 PM (b7fwp)

219 Apparently the Canucks are having a hissy fit because of Sean Spicer having referred to "Joe Trudeau" at a presser.

Whereas the actual correct pronounciation of the name is "Derek Zoolander". Please make a note of it.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 22, 2017 07:28 PM (noWW6)

220 A few years ago, I would have supported Ben Shapiro.

I've come to the realization that fighting with so-called principle and honor just means that we (the American people) lose. It is waaaaaay too late for that.

Time to bring the figurative gun to this rhetorical knife fight.

It's also time to send Shapiro a bag of livestock anuses.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, King Of Karaoke at February 22, 2017 07:28 PM (rJUlF)

221 That's cool. Last October it took me 30 minutes to enter Canada, after going through 3 CBSA personnel, and getting searched. And I had a valid passport and still got that treatment. Thanks for slapping me in the face, PM Pretty Boy.

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at February 22, 2017 07:29 PM (Bm4ql)

222 ROME --- The chief prosecutor of a Sicilian court said on Friday that a task force is looking into whether people smugglers may be financing rescue boats run by humanitarian groups that operate off the coast of Libya.

Posted by: 13times at February 22, 2017 07:29 PM (WHVu+)

223 Daily Mail has the story about Melania's ball

(delete space in front of Melania-)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4250138/ Melania-s-ball-compete-Oscars.html

Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 22, 2017 07:29 PM (Om16U)

224
The safety of Canada, or the welfare payments of Canada?

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 22, 2017 07:30 PM (hdoNb)

225 French-Canadian Mexican Immigrants

Mexican French-Canadian Immigrants

Canadian Immigrant French-Mexicans?

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 22, 2017 07:30 PM (KgpWR)

226 >> Daily Mail has the story about Melania's ball


There was a story in the last Thread about Michelle Obama's balls.

Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2017 07:30 PM (NXfyF)

227 This Shapiro guy doesn't sound very bright. Like a lot of the commentariat. No, make that "most" of the commentariat.


Couldn't force myself to read the whole movie review below, but enough to see that Shapiro's a pretty shallow sort.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 22, 2017 07:30 PM (QDnY+)

228 Why do all these stop signs say "ARRET" on them?

Posted by: Confused Newly-Canadian Refugees at February 22, 2017 07:30 PM (ul9CR)

229 210 Somewhere and fairly recently we have lost the courtesy of announcing Nood!

Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2017 07:26 PM (HDU3V)

All the winning has everyone disoriented and forgetful.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 22, 2017 07:30 PM (/f1mm)

230 Well, I guess our Canadian cousins will all be singing 'Waltzing Miranda' now soon, won't they? hehehehe

Oh, wait. nevermind.

Posted by: goatexchange at February 22, 2017 07:31 PM (YFnq5)

231 it's too bad we couldn't have the left run to Canada and keep south of the border pals, they actually work and take care of their children.

Posted by: willow at February 22, 2017 07:31 PM (R7cwD)

232 If we had buses with CANADA in the window and loaded up with day workers from the strip mall thats hall a mile from me. I'd be OK with that.

Posted by: Cannnibal Bob at February 22, 2017 07:31 PM (BB1en)

233 I remember seeing a sign about that at the Mish March. I think it said "Melania: Blink twice for Help".
---------------

It's rare liberal protests are intentionally funny. That's at least amusing.

It's very hard to be funny without the truth on your side.

Posted by: Mega at February 22, 2017 07:31 PM (EdXI9)

234 How can I not be up 50 points in approval?!!!

Posted by: President Donald Trump at February 22, 2017 07:31 PM (3myMJ)

235 211 Heard this from a family friend in Toronto a few years ago: friend, now retired, was an elementary school teacher. She worked for many years at one school, and after she retired she was their go-to substitute teacher because she knew everyone, how things worked, etc. In one year the school flipped to being 100% Somali students...and she was no longer welcome because she was not Somali as well.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2017 07:27 PM (NOIQH)



Then why the hell didn't they stay in Somalia, where they could be surrounded by them 24/7?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2017 07:31 PM (SRKgf)

236 That's cool. Last October it took me 30 minutes to enter Canada, after going through 3 CBSA personnel, and getting searched. And I had a valid passport and still got that treatment. Thanks for slapping me in the face, PM Pretty Boy.
Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at February 22, 2017 07:29 PM (Bm4ql)


Hey, I remember the days when you could drive to Canada and they'd just give you a cursory once-over, no passport, no papers, they might have you pop your trunk or go through your glove box, but that was it. You'd get waved through.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 22, 2017 07:31 PM (dSioF)

237 How dare you call our Prime Minister "Snowbama", Ace!

He's Prime Minister Zoolander, and don't you forget it, mister!

[Actually, I prefer the "Clown Prince"; and no "you salute the rank not the man" argument can be made in Canada because that's reserved for the Crown and not our elected fuckups who aren't "owed" respect because of their positions.]

Posted by: andycanuck at February 22, 2017 07:31 PM (nlbfN)

238 196 New Canadian province names:

Alberto
British Colombia
Manueltoba
Isla del Principe Eduardo
Saskatchejuan
Que? Bec
Chukon
Juantario
Posted by: The Editorial Board of National Geographic (Classic Edition) at February 22, 2017 07:25 PM (pzAo3)
----
Nunaputa!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 22, 2017 07:32 PM (EnKk6)

239 Soon, curling with leafblowers instead of brooms.

Posted by: davidt at February 22, 2017 07:32 PM (XoldI)

240 On the other hand, moose chili sounds pretty good.


Posted by: The Editorial Board of National Geographic (Classic Edition) at February 22, 2017 07:32 PM (pzAo3)

241 The thing about Shapiro is, he seems like an intelligent guy in debates and such, but I have to seriously question the intelligence of an idiot who fell hook, line and sinker for the Michelle Fields Hoax.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 22, 2017 07:33 PM (ul9CR)

242 More of this please.

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at February 22, 2017 07:18 PM

It looks like they are picking them up, throwing them in white vans, driving 90 MPH for the border (no bathroom breaks!), and shoving them over the border. They can't sue from Mexico, are precluded for 10 years from applying for a visa because they have been deported, and had to be in the US continuously (no visits to Mexico) for more than two years to avoid deportation PLUS no identity theft, DWI, welfare fraud, IRS fraud, etc. They are ALL deport-able immediately at this rate.


Posted by: Lester at February 22, 2017 07:33 PM (8USec)

243 226 >> Daily Mail has the story about Melania's ball

There was a story in the last Thread about Michelle Obama's balls.

Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2017 07:30 PM (NXfyF)

Garrett..lol.

Posted by: Cannnibal Bob at February 22, 2017 07:33 PM (BB1en)

244 "The chief prosecutor of a Sicilian court said on Friday that a task
force is looking into whether people smugglers may be financing rescue
boats run by humanitarian groups that operate off the coast of Libya."

Two separate prosecutorial task forces will look into the as yet unanswered questions of whether water is wet and whether fire will burn.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 22, 2017 07:33 PM (noWW6)

245 Daily Mail has the story about Melania's ball

(delete space in front of Melania-)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4250138/ Melania-s-ball-compete-Oscars.html
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 22, 2017 07:29 PM (Om16U)



This is extra hilarious because do you know what the big huge super exclusive after party for the Oscar's is called?

The Governor's Ball.

Ahahahahahahaha

Posted by: alexthechick - Darth Victory Tits at February 22, 2017 07:33 PM (dEQP3)

246 Prime Minister Snowbama and his wife, Eskimooch.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 22, 2017 07:33 PM (9q7Dl)

247 Note: If you go to the Boundary Waters Canoe Area the Canadian park service does not mark rocks.
Note #2: Sand Point is NOT all Sand.

Posted by: DaveA at February 22, 2017 07:33 PM (8J/Te)

248 >>On the other hand, moose chili sounds pretty good.


It's awesome.

Only problem is you need a ton of carrots.

Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2017 07:33 PM (NXfyF)

249 "Apparently the Canucks are having a hissy fit because of Sean Spicer having referred to "Joe Trudeau" at a presser."

Wait until they get wind of "Snowbama".


Posted by: President Donald Trump at February 22, 2017 07:34 PM (3myMJ)

250 Quadriplegic temporary foreign worker fights to remain in Canada

http://tinyurl.com/ztcmt72

I believe we were talking about compassion?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2017 07:34 PM (SRKgf)

251 BTW, it sure was lucky that TV and photojournalist camera crews just happened to be on the spot, eh?

Posted by: andycanuck at February 22, 2017 07:34 PM (nlbfN)

252 Don't try that, they might burn down DC again if we try that. Canada? Please don't burn DC again. We'd really hate that

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 22, 2017 07:24 PM (6FqZa)


Not the briar patch, Br'er Mountie...

Posted by: Br'er Hat at February 22, 2017 07:34 PM (rUIbB)

253 "Hey, I remember the days when you could drive to Canada and they'd just give you a cursory once-over, no passport"

Back in the day, the only thing they really cared about was whether you had enough money to spend so you wouldn't wind up burdening the Canadian welfare system.

Obviously that's changed.

Posted by: The Editorial Board of National Geographic (Classic Edition) at February 22, 2017 07:34 PM (pzAo3)

254 Sad about Canada.


In most ways a sensible western country - more sensible than the average has become, in fact - but afflicted with a lot of the same Stupid that is ruining the US.


I'm sure this "flow" of undesirables is at most a trickle. Would be great if Trudeau did something really stupid, pulled a Merkel, for example. That might actually result is a decent amount of self-deportation.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 22, 2017 07:35 PM (QDnY+)

255 Apropos of nothing....WTF is McConnell doing? Shit hasn't happened for a week or more.

Posted by: Tami at February 22, 2017 07:35 PM (Enq6K)

256 The heads of the little boy and girl look like snowman heads. Sure happens quick after you cross into Canada.

Posted by: Captain Oblivious at February 22, 2017 07:35 PM (Astxw)

257 >>When can we get Major Nidal Hasan executed by firing squad?

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam

Can we get him a Hoveround so it's more sporting?

Posted by: Aviator at February 22, 2017 07:35 PM (/Nite)

258 248
>>On the other hand, moose chili sounds pretty good.





It's awesome.



Only problem is you need a ton of carrots.

Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2017 07:33 PM (NXfyF)

Use carrot-fed moose meat.

Posted by: davidt at February 22, 2017 07:35 PM (XoldI)

259 I've *heard* that moose chili is good (and not just from La Palin) but I've never actually tried it. I'll have to put that on my list.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 22, 2017 07:35 PM (ul9CR)

260
These people are nomad foreigners. They don't work. They're just looking for Free Digs.

How about these people Go The Fuck Home? Eh, how about that?

They're not immigrants. They are Foreign Freeloaders.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 22, 2017 07:35 PM (hdoNb)

261
178 the problem with high speed rail is that they won't be able to ride on top of the trains.

Posted by: mallfly roddingham clinton at February 22, 2017 07:22 PM (b7fwp)






I suppose you haven't been introduced to the wonderful technology known as duct tape.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 22, 2017 07:36 PM (cuZZW)

262 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: a at February 22, 2017 07:36 PM (KCxzN)

263 Simply uttering his name aloud causes illegals to leave the country.

Voluntarily.


Is there nothing this man can not do?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 22, 2017 07:17 PM (J+eG2)


His name is a killing word.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 22, 2017 07:36 PM (aMlLZ)

264 Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to get free shit, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden free shit!

Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2017 07:36 PM (qUNWi)

265 I'm all for people, and Nation States, pursuing their own best interests.

If Canada thinks this is the smart play to make, then by all means, have at it boys. And it would be a dick-move on our parts to somehow try to stop it.

Straight-up ... Canada ought to have first look at whatever list of who we're going to deport. Want 'em ? Hell - we surely could work out a deal to bring said dude or dude-ette to the border. On our National Dime, no less.

Show us, Canada. Show us how we're wrong. I'm serious as a heart-attack.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 22, 2017 07:37 PM (fiGNd)

266 O Canada! Enjoy!

Posted by: sinalco at February 22, 2017 07:37 PM (yODqO)

267 Good. Build a fucking wall there too with a one way door to Canuckistan!

Posted by: Timon at February 22, 2017 07:37 PM (27k1O)

268 When can we get Major Nidal Hasan executed by firing squad?

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam

Can we get him a Hoveround so it's more sporting?
Posted by: Aviator




North Korean mortar shots.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2017 07:37 PM (WFe5M)

269 Bet they all settle in Toronto.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2017 07:37 PM (qpXD6)

270 >> Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to get free shit, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden fruit of our Labor.

Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2017 07:37 PM (NXfyF)

271 Only problem is you need a ton of carrots.

Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2017 07:33 PM (NXfyF)
-------------

I didn't know you could fatten up a moose with carrots.

Posted by: Mega at February 22, 2017 07:37 PM (EdXI9)

272 Yay !

Just need to make sure none of 'em come back.

Ever.

*take as given a rant on the subject of having to carry my passport the last time we went canoeing in the Boundary Waters .... if that is the price of keeping them out, so be it.*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 22, 2017 07:37 PM (Oeb2k)

273
Then why the hell didn't they stay in Somalia, where they could be surrounded by them 24/7?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2017 07:31 PM (SRKgf)

yeah, big influx from middle east in our schools here in Phoenix. The women teachers are second class citizens to them. the boys in class dont think they have to listen to a woman. Go figure. But hey multicultural and shit,.

Posted by: Cannnibal Bob at February 22, 2017 07:37 PM (BB1en)

274 Huh. Mika Brzzzzzzzzzzzzinski denies what we all heard with our lyin' ears this morning.

Ended her scolding to us with "Sad!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2017 07:38 PM (PY9jH)

275 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2017 07:25 PM (NdM46)
---------
As bad as it is getting into Canada with guns, which isn't actually that bad if your shit is in order, it's about 100 times worse getting back into the US, even if your shit is in order.

Posted by: Weasel at February 22, 2017 07:38 PM (Sfs6o)

276 .WTF is McConnell doing?

And has McCain pulled any felonies in his #NeverTrump fits?

Posted by: DaveA at February 22, 2017 07:38 PM (8J/Te)

277 Sock away

Posted by: Mathers at February 22, 2017 07:38 PM (3myMJ)

278 This accelerated (translation: not pointlessly delayed, and entirely legal and proper) deportation process is exactly the sort of thing that is a low-on-the-radar action with the potential for yuuuuuge impact on the realities of mass illegal migration.


If there isn't court action to disrupt this entirely proper and mundane exercise of law enforcement power by the weekend, I'll eat the hat I'm not wearing.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 22, 2017 07:38 PM (QDnY+)

279 From the article ATC posted

first easy answer is to do nothing. We can certainly take in greater numbers of people than we have been, but even the most open border must be a regulated one. We have a right to know who is entering, and particularly whether they represent any kind of threat: it is not to tar all immigrants and refugees as a danger to say that some may

Ha!

Posted by: Chilling the most at February 22, 2017 07:38 PM (Cl52v)

280 I hope Melania's shindig is televised so it can beat the ratings of the Oscars. Ppl only ever watch the red carpet and the last 30min anyway.

Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 22, 2017 07:38 PM (Om16U)

281 Straight-up ... Canada ought to have first look at whatever list of who we're going to deport. Want 'em ? Hell - we surely could work out a deal to bring said dude or dude-ette to the border. On our National Dime, no less.

Show us, Canada. Show us how we're wrong. I'm serious as a heart-attack.



Canada is part of the crown. So is Australia. Let Canaduh take those aussie somalians that Barky fucked us over.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2017 07:39 PM (WFe5M)

282 "Oh Canada"

*said with a sigh like "Oh, Florida"*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2017 07:39 PM (PY9jH)

283 "I didn't know you could fatten up a moose with carrots."

Anything orange will work.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQGufS7-XCI

Posted by: The Editorial Board of National Geographic (Classic Edition) at February 22, 2017 07:39 PM (pzAo3)

284 ABC - "When We Rise"

WTF?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2017 07:39 PM (NBHj5)

285 "The Red and the Black":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLsTxQiAnaI
Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2017 07:14 PM (NXfyF)
---
at the last part of the URL

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 22, 2017 07:39 PM (CJzVB)

286 Huh. Mika Brzzzzzzzzzzzzinski denies what we all heard with our lyin' ears this morning.

I'm sure.

Still a One.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 22, 2017 07:39 PM (fiGNd)

287
A couple of funny things about all this "cheap labor" we import: they're not cheap and most don't do any labor.




Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 22, 2017 07:39 PM (hdoNb)

288 219 Apparently the Canucks are having a hissy fit because of Sean Spicer having referred to "Joe Trudeau" at a presser

Posted by: torquewrench at February 22, 2017 07:28 PM (noWW6)


Next presser Spicer should just go with "Justin Bieber."

Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at February 22, 2017 07:39 PM (nvMvs)

289
I lift my lamp beside the golden free shit!
Posted by: eleven


Golden chili with 24 carrots.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2017 07:39 PM (IqV8l)

290 238 196 New Canadian province names:

Alberto
British Colombia
Manueltoba
Isla del Principe Eduardo
Saskatchejuan
Que? Bec
Chukon
Juantario
Posted by: The Editorial Board of National Geographic (Classic Edition) at February 22, 2017 07:25 PM (pzAo3)
----
Nunaputa!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 22, 2017 07:32 PM (EnKk6)

Nuevofoundland

San Pedro y Miguelon

Posted by: josephistan at February 22, 2017 07:40 PM (ANIFC)

291 by the way, Molly Line is pretty damn beautiful. All things considered, I'd take her over Melania (but not entirely sure about Molly over Ivanka... ok, Molly, I like redheads.)

Posted by: mallfly roddingham clinton at February 22, 2017 07:40 PM (b7fwp)

292 it's about 100 times worse getting back into the US, even if your shit is in order.
Yeah. You guys need your passport to get back into the States; not to enter Canada.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 22, 2017 07:40 PM (nlbfN)

293 WTF is McConnell doing?

And has McCain pulled any felonies in his #NeverTrump fits?

====

Congressman interviewed on FBN saying that the dumbass GOP Congress blew a golden opportunity to get rid of Obamacare by delaying.

It's almost as if they are profiting from it.

Almost...


Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 22, 2017 07:40 PM (KgpWR)

294 Pro Tip: The Mounties really appreciate a good knee-slapper about Loon hunting.

Posted by: Weasel at February 22, 2017 07:40 PM (Sfs6o)

295 More winning:

AP Politics Verified account
@AP_Politics
Trump administration lifts directive allowing transgender students to use public school bathroom of their choice.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 22, 2017 07:40 PM (ul9CR)

296 Leonard Pitts, race-baiter extraordinaire, sez the terrorist attacks carried out in Canada are Typical White People terrorist attacks.

Because Evil White People are committing more attacks than ISIS.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2017 07:41 PM (PY9jH)

297 I want to be sure no one is separated from their families.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 22, 2017 07:41 PM (/f1mm)

298 in other news, i'm making carne asada tacos for dinner tonight....

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 22, 2017 07:41 PM (CJzVB)

299 Breaking news: Tim Hortons to introduce goat anus donut.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 22, 2017 07:42 PM (6Ll1u)

300 Oh Canada...

Oh Merde...

Posted by: mallfly roddingham clinton at February 22, 2017 07:42 PM (b7fwp)

301 "Hey, I remember the days when you could drive to Canada and they'd just
give you a cursory once-over, no passport, no papers, they might have
you pop your trunk or go through your glove box"

I've had Mark's experience of the Canadian border officials being utterly obsessively fruitlooped about the gun question.

Protip: don't essay a smart-assed response to this.

It's ridiculous, but they absolutely will rack and stack you for failure to treat it with the seriousness they think it merits.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 22, 2017 07:42 PM (noWW6)

302 As bad as it is getting into Canada with guns, which isn't actually that bad if your shit is in order, it's about 100 times worse getting back into the US, even if your shit is in order.
Posted by: Weasel at February 22, 2017 07:38 PM (Sfs6o)

Jah, that's why I leave the toolbox at home when I cross the border. There is some good hunting up north but it's not worth the drama. Not when Eastern Washington has just as good game.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2017 07:42 PM (NdM46)

303 Canada is cold in the winter. Very, very cold.

Posted by: Caliban at February 22, 2017 07:43 PM (3GFMN)

304 >>Breaking news: Tim Hortons to introduce goat anus donut.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

Do you eat it or fuck it? Or both?

Posted by: Abdul at February 22, 2017 07:43 PM (/Nite)

305 Real and phoney refugees go to the front of the line here (although Harper probably cut down on the phoney ones); but P.M. Zoolander got rid of the visa requirement for Mexican "guest workers" that Harper had introduced so I'm sure we are getting Mexican ones now too and not just Moslems.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 22, 2017 07:43 PM (nlbfN)

306 If Canada thinks this is the smart play to make,
then by all means, have at it boys. And it would be a dick-move on our
parts to somehow try to stop it.



Straight-up ... Canada ought to have first look at whatever list of
who we're going to deport. Want 'em ? Hell - we surely could work out a
deal to bring said dude or dude-ette to the border. On our National
Dime, no less.



Show us, Canada. Show us how we're wrong. I'm serious as a heart-attack.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 22, 2017 07:37 PM (fiGNd)

Exactly. Maybe we're wrong. Prove us wrong. Maybe we'll miss out on all those good good illegal aliens that'll supercharge our economy and our nation, and you on the other hand, will get all that benefit for yourselves.

But then again, maybe we're right. Let's do the experiment and find out. I'm serious too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2017 07:43 PM (SRKgf)

307 Trump should have mussed Justin's hair. For shits and giggles.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2017 07:43 PM (PY9jH)

308 >> Not when Eastern Washington has just as good game.


No comparison. And I've hunted both.

Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2017 07:43 PM (NXfyF)

309
297 I want to be sure no one is separated from their families.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 22, 2017 07:41 PM (/f1mm)








Yup. It's a beauty way to go......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 22, 2017 07:44 PM (cuZZW)

310 I'll say this ... Canada has the only ballet I've ever enjoyed.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 22, 2017 07:44 PM (fiGNd)

311 Posted by: andycanuck at February 22, 2017 07:40 PM (nlbfN)
-------
The Canadian Customs guys just want to look at paperwork. The US guys want to practice their Level 10 Asshole Skills, and make you drag all of your shit out of the car so they can 'inspect' the weapons.

Posted by: Weasel at February 22, 2017 07:44 PM (Sfs6o)

312 284 ABC - "When We Rise"

WTF?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2017 07:39 PM (NBHj5)

They'd already spent the money and sold the ad placement in another attempt to convince Americans that gay people are half the population and have a "better" love than boring straight people.

Trump screwed it all up, but hey, the checks were already cashed. They had to show it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 22, 2017 07:44 PM (/f1mm)

313 Next presser Spicer should just go with "Justin Bieber."

Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at February 22, 2017 07:39 PM (nvMvs)

Or Justin Bieber wannabe.

Posted by: davidt at February 22, 2017 07:45 PM (XoldI)

314 We wait until they're all gone, then we build another wall. And who's going to pay for it? Canada!

Posted by: Jefe El Donaldo at February 22, 2017 07:45 PM (HgMAr)

315 If you do one thing today, take a moment to look through all of the Reuters photos so you are crystal clear on the narrative they are pushing. It's straight up "OMG Why Won't Someone Think Of The Children???" crawling through the icy snow and sleet, their entire lives packed up in expensive luggage and Target shopping bags. Oh the humanity!!! This is not who we are! This is not America! Founding fathers yada yada yada, etc.

This is my favorite - totally not staged:
https://goo.gl/OWDrFX

Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at February 22, 2017 07:45 PM (TixTl)

316 Canada is part of the crown. So is Australia. Let Canaduh take those aussie somalians that Barky fucked us over.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2017 07:39 PM (WFe5M)

I was kind of puzzled why Statement A: "Aussie P.M. angry Trump won't take fugie rejects."

And

Statement B: "We'll take everyone!" (Trudeau)

Did not get put together earlier.

Posted by: Gem at February 22, 2017 07:45 PM (uaHyk)

317 304 >>Breaking news: Tim Hortons to introduce goat anus donut.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

Do you eat it or fuck it? Or both?
Posted by: Abdul at February 22, 2017 07:43 PM (/Nite)

Pour champagne over it, duh.

Posted by: Steve Kroft at February 22, 2017 07:45 PM (ANIFC)

318 NExt presser Spices should stay home and let a pro do it

Posted by: runner at February 22, 2017 07:45 PM (c6/9Q)

319 According to Ace's picture, the Jack in the Box mascots are fleeing the US for Canada.

Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at February 22, 2017 07:45 PM (nvMvs)

320 290 238 196 New Canadian province names:

Alberto
British Colombia
Manueltoba
Isla del Principe Eduardo
Saskatchejuan
Que? Bec
Chukon
Juantario
Posted by: The Editorial Board of National Geographic (Classic Edition) at February 22, 2017 07:25 PM (pzAo3)
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Nunaputa!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 22, 2017 07:32 PM (EnKk6)

Nuevofoundland

San Pedro y Miguelon
Posted by: josephistan at February 22, 2017 07:40 PM (ANIFC)
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Flin Flan

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 22, 2017 07:45 PM (EnKk6)

321 Apropos of nothing....WTF is McConnell doing? Shit hasn't happened for a week or more.

I find the silence from Obertrumpenfuhrer Sessions more disturbing.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 22, 2017 07:46 PM (LTHVh)

322 I've seen the promos for "When We Rise."

It's like it's written and produced by Whoopi Goldberg and Joyless Behar.

And can I just say, Marie Harf is still as annoying as ever.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2017 07:46 PM (PY9jH)

323 Do you eat it or fuck it? Or both?
---
if you fuck it first, it's cream filled.


Posted by: redc1c4 at February 22, 2017 07:46 PM (CJzVB)

324 I know I said this already, but....

"Well..... bye."

Posted by: Curly Bill Brocius at February 22, 2017 07:46 PM (CEU4j)

325 Is there a way to speed illegals from the south to the north border? A Hi-ya-Bye-ya bus service.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 22, 2017 07:46 PM (j1Wvr)

326 304 yes

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 22, 2017 07:46 PM (6Ll1u)

327 Pro Tip: The Mounties really appreciate a good knee-slapper about Loon hunting.

Posted by: Weasel at February 22, 2017 07:40 PM (Sfs6o)
................

Plus we like to sit on our horses backwards.

Posted by: Dudley Do-Right at February 22, 2017 07:46 PM (HgMAr)

328 by the by, has anyone figured out who knocked over those tombstones in, what, St Louis..?

http://tinyurl.com/heen6rz

links to 'jewish virtual library dot org'

Posted by: mallfly roddingham clinton at February 22, 2017 07:46 PM (b7fwp)

329 You fuck it, then you sell it to the neighboring village to eat. Ask an imam!

Posted by: andycanuck at February 22, 2017 07:47 PM (nlbfN)

330 yeah, big influx from middle east in our schools
here in Phoenix. The women teachers are second class citizens to them.
the boys in class dont think they have to listen to a woman. Go figure.
But hey multicultural and shit,.

Posted by: Cannnibal Bob at February 22, 2017 07:37 PM (BB1en)/i]
Shit. Phoenix was one of the places to which we were thinking of fleeing when we leave the People's Republic, but it sounds as though the rot is taking hold there too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2017 07:47 PM (SRKgf)

331 oops

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2017 07:47 PM (SRKgf)

332 Long ago when I was in college I and 2 other guys were in Northern Michigan and went across the border for a few hours. Had lunch and a couple of beers. Coming back the Canadians at the border waved us thru. The US guys practically took the car apart and were real jerks.

Posted by: Aviator at February 22, 2017 07:47 PM (/Nite)

333 They better get those kids outta there.

Looks like there's a White Walker sporting Morning Wood just behind them.

Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2017 07:47 PM (NXfyF)

334 re 322: saw Harf on Fox News' 'Outnumbered' the other day. She looks kind of, shall we say, hefty.

Posted by: mallfly roddingham clinton at February 22, 2017 07:48 PM (b7fwp)

335 NExt presser Spices should stay home and let a pro do it


Posted by: runner at February 22, 2017 07:45 PM (c6/9Q)


*sigh* I keep pushing Laura Ingraham for press sec. The sum total of every IQ in the press room doesn't approach hers. She'd have a field day smacking down those drooling idiots.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2017 07:48 PM (PY9jH)

336 This post echoed with the sounds of salesmen. Of salesmen.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 22, 2017 07:49 PM (KgpWR)

337 Great. Now we're gonna need TWO fvcking walls.

Posted by: Qoheleth at February 22, 2017 07:49 PM (iIzG7)

338
327 Pro Tip: The Mounties really appreciate a good knee-slapper about Loon hunting.

Posted by: Weasel at February 22, 2017 07:40 PM (Sfs6o)
................

Plus we like to sit on our horses backwards.
Posted by: Dudley Do-Right at February 22, 2017 07:46 PM (HgMAr)
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In a rare moment of seriousness, I have nothing to good things to say about competitive shooters in Canada. A great group of guys and gals, really. With the possible exception of Quebec-ers.

Posted by: Weasel at February 22, 2017 07:49 PM (Sfs6o)

339 *sigh* I keep pushing Laura Ingraham for press sec.

My first pick as well.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 22, 2017 07:49 PM (fiGNd)

340 New Canadian province names:

Alberto
British Colombia
Manueltoba
Isla del Principe Eduardo
Saskatchejuan
Que? Bec
Chukon
Juantario
Posted by: The Editorial Board of National Geographic (Classic Edition) at February 22, 2017 07:25 PM (pzAo3)
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Nunaputa!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 22, 2017 07:32 PM (EnKk6)

Nuevofoundland

San Pedro y Miguelon
Posted by: josephistan
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San Lawrence Seaway

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2017 07:50 PM (NBHj5)

341 PT should inform PM fancy pants that if they let one avocado picker come back, we will nuke Montreal.

Posted by: Under Fire at February 22, 2017 07:50 PM (6LwXe)

342 'Sup Weasel ? Checked your email lately ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 22, 2017 07:50 PM (fiGNd)

343 We owe the Left and Media a big THANK YOU!

That's who is spreading all the wild stories about camps and mass deportations.

Posted by: Mathers at February 22, 2017 07:50 PM (3myMJ)

344 Poutinia

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2017 07:51 PM (PY9jH)

345 @Jane D'Oh - I'm afraid she may be too independent for Trump and has bii\gger plans anyway

Posted by: runner at February 22, 2017 07:51 PM (c6/9Q)

346 314 We wait until they're all gone, then we build another wall. And who's going to pay for it? Canada!
Posted by: Jefe El Donaldo at February 22, 2017 07:45 PM (HgMAr)



Said in jest, but I suspect we could do that. All we'd have to do is require visas to enter from Canada, and to check each person and each truck etc. slowly and laboriously. It would hurt our economy, but Canada's would collapse, because we are (currently) their major trading partner. It'd be cheaper for them to build a wall than to live with that sort of "work to rule" regime.

Much like Mexico's situation if we decide to tax wire remittances to Mexico. They won't like building the wall, but they get more foreign exchange from wetbacks in America than they do from petroleum, so they'll suck it up if they have to.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2017 07:51 PM (SRKgf)

347 "OMG Why Won't Someone Think Of The Children???" crawling through the icy snow and sleet, their entire lives packed up in expensive luggage and Target shopping bags.

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There's a scene in Uncle Tom's Cabin where a female slave tries to escape by crossing a frozen river by jumping from ice floe to ice floe.

Pretty much the same thing.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Now worse than Hitler! at February 22, 2017 07:52 PM (Nwg0u)

348 Jane ... you live somewhere on the Georgia coast, right ?

I'm looking at a relocation to either Charleston or Jacksonville. Thoughts ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 22, 2017 07:52 PM (fiGNd)

349 from now on bigger is spelled bii\gger

Posted by: runner at February 22, 2017 07:52 PM (c6/9Q)

350 This is going to require a remake of the I'm a lumberjack and I don't care song.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 22, 2017 07:53 PM (6Ll1u)

351 The "Snowbama" reference (heh!) reminded me of 1990s Canadian rapper Snow, best known for his 1993 single "Informer". Remember him?

Anyway, from Snow's wikipedia page "Origin of Stage Name" (as if we couldn't guess how a white rapper got the nickname "Snow".):

"As the government of Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau continued reforming immigration policies, instituting social reforms, and promoting multiculturalism in Canada, a larger influx of Jamaicans immigrated into the Greater Toronto Area.[10] One of Snow's neighbouring Jamaican families, the Browns, first introduced the teenager to reggae and began calling him "Snow" and "Snow White". With the help of his neighbours, Snow began borrowing and ordering reggae dub tapes to perform over. After befriending Marvin Prince, Prince began referring to Snow with a phrased backronym meaning "Superb Notorious Outrageous Whiteboy". Snow never claimed the title himself and simply continued to perform with the stage name of Snow"

Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at February 22, 2017 07:53 PM (rft/I)

352 I've seen the promos for "When We Rise."
It's like it's written and produced by Whoopi Goldberg and Joyless Behar.
And can I just say, Marie Harf is still as annoying as ever.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2017 07:46 PM (PY9jH)

After a few episodes, the name can be changed to "When We Get Cancelled".

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 22, 2017 07:53 PM (5VlCp)

353 Jane ... you live somewhere on the Georgia coast, right ?



I'm looking at a relocation to either Charleston or Jacksonville. Thoughts ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 22, 2017 07:52 PM (fiGNd)


I'm in Savannah. Jax has gotten yuge with the traffic problems to go with. Love Charleston.


I'd go with Savannah or Charleston.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2017 07:53 PM (PY9jH)

354 Trump needs to take full advantage of this and start bussing them up there. Let the socialist punk explain why they can't take anymore unchecked immigrants / refugees, and why Trump is such an awful person.

Posted by: HE GRABBED MY PUSSY at February 22, 2017 07:53 PM (nRhOT)

355 342 'Sup Weasel ? Checked your email lately ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 22, 2017 07:50 PM (fiGNd)
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Yo Scogg - I got nothing, bro! Did you send something today?

Posted by: Weasel at February 22, 2017 07:54 PM (Sfs6o)

356 Jane ... you live somewhere on the Georgia coast, right ?

I'm looking at a relocation to either Charleston or Jacksonville. Thoughts ?
Posted by: ScoggDog
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Don't expect Southern culture. It's pretty much gone, as is the land.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2017 07:54 PM (NBHj5)

357 So baby Jagger is doing the Merkel thing?

Who'd have thought...

Posted by: JEM at February 22, 2017 07:55 PM (TppKb)

358 My cat Harfed in the hallway early this morning.

Fortunately I woke up so I didn't step in it by surprise later.

Posted by: The Editorial Board of National Geographic (Classic Edition) at February 22, 2017 07:56 PM (pzAo3)

359 Don't let the door hit ya... Now if we could only get the Holly-weirdo's to follow suit...

Posted by: I Smell Something Rotten at February 22, 2017 07:56 PM (ctO3Z)

360 The McKenzie brothers will be stuffing mice in bottles of Corona.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 22, 2017 07:56 PM (g6yUI)

361 Yo Scogg - I got nothing, bro! Did you send something today?

Few days back. Pic with the M1A finished. Nothing special. Will send again.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 22, 2017 07:57 PM (fiGNd)

362 USA USA USA USA!

February 22, 1980 a bunch of American kids beat the unbeatable Soviet hockey team 4-3 in an Olympic semi-final game at Lake Placid, New York.

This win was so unlikely and so necessary for the United States, and unleashed a sense of optimism that Ronald Reagan was able to tap into. From a crisis of confidence to Morning in America. For one magnificent night, America was back.


Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at February 22, 2017 07:57 PM (7N6ox)

363 Good!

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 22, 2017 07:57 PM (xEZkG)

364 Huh. I once used a sock of "LaToya Hitler." I wonder what that was about?

Posted by: josephistan at February 22, 2017 07:57 PM (ANIFC)

365 from now on bigger is spelled bii\gger

Posted by: runner at February 22, 2017 07:52 PM (c6/9Q)
...............

Good to know cuz I was spelling it biglier.

Posted by: wth at February 22, 2017 07:57 PM (HgMAr)

366 "Much like Mexico's situation if we decide to tax wire remittances to
Mexico. They won't like building the wall, but they get more foreign
exchange from wetbacks in America than they do from petroleum"

The _narcotraficantes_ have revenues that are larger than remittances, tourism, agriculture, and PEMEX combined.

And the narcos basically *are* the Mexican government now.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 22, 2017 07:58 PM (noWW6)

367 Canada:

Send us your tired, your 'spodey-prone, your goat rapists, little boy rapists, clit-cutting, head-chopping, drug-running, necklacing, throngs.

All welcome!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2017 07:58 PM (PY9jH)

368 Jane ... Mike ... thanks to ya' both. Appreciate it.

My company is getting bought out. Weighing my options. You know how it is.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 22, 2017 07:58 PM (fiGNd)

369 Savannah is probably more affordable than Charleston right now. But not for long.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2017 07:59 PM (PY9jH)

370 362 USA USA USA USA!

February 22, 1980 a bunch of American kids beat the unbeatable Soviet hockey team 4-3 in an Olympic semi-final game at Lake Placid, New York.

This win was so unlikely and so necessary for the United States, and unleashed a sense of optimism that Ronald Reagan was able to tap into. From a crisis of confidence to Morning in America. For one magnificent night, America was back.


Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at February 22, 2017 07:57 PM (7N6ox)

1980 may have been America's best year since 1776.

The opening sequence to "Miracle" had a great montage of headlines & news bites of the crap fest that was America in the 70s.

Posted by: josephistan at February 22, 2017 07:59 PM (ANIFC)

371 Second City TV could not be made today, it took little time to destroy funny.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 22, 2017 07:59 PM (6Ll1u)

372 332
Long ago when I was in college I and 2 other guys were in Northern
Michigan and went across the border for a few hours. Had lunch and a
couple of beers. Coming back the Canadians at the border waved us thru.
The US guys practically took the car apart and were real jerks.


Posted by: Aviator at February 22, 2017 07:47 PM (/Nite)

Brought back some Cuban cigars from Canada when I went there years ago. Was nervous they would find them! Nope. Met some friends at a bar, smoked Cubans, drank and played chess. Felt like I was such a badass with that contraband!

Posted by: atomicplaygirl (Gab: atomicplaygirl) at February 22, 2017 08:00 PM (Gim9y)

373 "Migrants" ... you know, like Canadian geese or Caribou. At least the Keystone pipeline didn't disrupt their migratory patterns, so there's that.

Posted by: Zon Toro at February 22, 2017 08:00 PM (82s/V)

374 Trump needs to take full advantage of this and start bussing them up there. Let the socialist punk explain why they can't take anymore unchecked immigrants / refugees, and why Trump is such an awful person.




The old "Shove it up your ass & break it off" gambit!
Posted by: Maxwell Smart

Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2017 08:00 PM (WFe5M)

375 Coming back from a toy soldier wargaming convention in the U.S. stopped by Canadian Customs while re-entering Canada, my Canadian doctor friend driving showed his medical I.D. and answered "I was at a toy soldier gaming convention over the weekend" to the young woman's question about "What were you in the States for? And for how long?" The Customs agent literally rolled her eyes; then asked me (middle-aged fat guy wearing glasses) and I said "Same for me" and she rolls her eyes again. Waves us through with a resigned "Go ahead" without asking about purchases or the like; you could just see she was thinking "Fucking geeks; no problem." Once we were passed the Customs area we had to pull over to spend about 5 minutes laughing our asses off over her reaction to us.

Mind you, once the four of us in our group were driving to Buffalo to wargame at the doctor friend's house (he spent a couple of years in Texas and then in Buffalo) and when we explained to the U.S. Customs agent what we were doing, the guy replied, "Is that like Warhammer 40K?" when we had said "historical gaming with model figures"; and then he waved us through too.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 22, 2017 08:00 PM (nlbfN)

376 You're welcome to our worthless refugees, dumb hosers.

Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2017 08:02 PM (GsAUU)

377 If its much more than a thousand a year, I'll be surprised.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 22, 2017 08:02 PM (o35V3)

378 The _narcotraficantes_ have revenues that are larger than remittances, tourism, agriculture, and PEMEX combined.

And the narcos basically *are* the Mexican government now.

Posted by: torquewrench



Which is why I give Calexit a week before being owned by MS-13. Which is probably 5 days too long.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2017 08:03 PM (WFe5M)

379 361 Yo Scogg - I got nothing, bro! Did you send something today?

Few days back. Pic with the M1A finished. Nothing special. Will send again.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 22, 2017 07:57 PM (fiGNd)
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I got that and sent you a reply (I thought). Very nice! How do you like the scope mount? Seem tight?

Posted by: Weasel at February 22, 2017 08:04 PM (Sfs6o)

380 Let's do like Mexico. Capture them at the southern border, charge them for transport to the northern border and wave the through. To quote a former world leader; Canada should be thanking us.

Posted by: mc at February 22, 2017 08:04 PM (hz7qA)

381 You're welcome to our worthless refugees, dumb hosers.
Posted by: logprof


I think leftards have a psychological need to flagellate themselves with refugees, as a kind of penance for white Western privilege.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 22, 2017 08:04 PM (g6yUI)

382 369 Savannah is probably more affordable than Charleston right now. But not for long.

In the back of my head, I'm honestly thinking of turning the shit down ... just because I don't want to be the damn yankee.

I really don't.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 22, 2017 08:04 PM (fiGNd)

383 1980 may have been America's best year since 1776.



The opening sequence to "Miracle" had a great montage of headlines
news bites of the crap fest that was America in the 70s.

Posted by: josephistan at February 22, 2017 07:59 PM (ANIFC)

It was a tangible change. Nobody remembers the gold medal game against Finland. This was the miracle the United States needed, brought by a few boys playing a game.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at February 22, 2017 08:05 PM (7N6ox)

384 366 "Much like Mexico's situation if we decide to tax wire remittances to
Mexico. They won't like building the wall, but they get more foreign
exchange from wetbacks in America than they do from petroleum"

The _narcotraficantes_ have revenues that are larger than remittances, tourism, agriculture, and PEMEX combined.

And the narcos basically *are* the Mexican government now.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 22, 2017 07:58 PM (noWW6)


This used to be LaRouchean territory, but I can't help wondering how many US politicians have connections to the drug trade.

Posted by: rickl at February 22, 2017 08:05 PM (sdi6R)

385
In the back of my head, I'm honestly thinking of turning the shit down ... just because I don't want to be the damn yankee.



I really don't.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 22, 2017 08:04 PM (fiGNd)


Don't worry. You'll be in the majority. Seriously.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2017 08:05 PM (PY9jH)

386 Does Canada have Home Depot parking lots?

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 22, 2017 08:05 PM (KgpWR)

387 Posted by: ScoggDog at February 22, 2017 07:58 PM (fiGNd)
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I was born in Jacksonville so you might want to avoid the area a while longer.

Posted by: Weasel at February 22, 2017 08:05 PM (Sfs6o)

388 >>> Coming back the Canadians at the border waved us thru.

The US guys practically took the car apart and were real jerks.

Used to go to Canada several times a year to hunt ducks. The contrast was pretty incredible. Border Patrol were fucking assholes.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 22, 2017 08:06 PM (EUMr7)

389 "Don't expect Southern culture. It's pretty much gone, as is the land."

I've drawn some conclusions from relocation and travel experience. You can still find America, and land. You just have to go to small towns.

Posted by: Mathers at February 22, 2017 08:06 PM (3myMJ)

390 hey wait a second, does Canada want some dreamers I wonder ? we have extras

Posted by: runner at February 22, 2017 08:06 PM (c6/9Q)

391 351
The "Snowbama" reference (heh!) reminded me of 1990s Canadian rapper
Snow, best known for his 1993 single "Informer". Remember him?



Anyway, from Snow's wikipedia page "Origin of Stage Name" (as if we couldn't guess how a white rapper got the nickname "Snow".):



"As the government of Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau continued
reforming immigration policies, instituting social reforms, and
promoting multiculturalism in Canada, a larger influx of Jamaicans
immigrated into the Greater Toronto Area.[10] One of Snow's neighbouring
Jamaican families, the Browns, first introduced the teenager to reggae
and began calling him "Snow" and "Snow White". With the help of his
neighbours, Snow began borrowing and ordering reggae dub tapes to
perform over. After befriending Marvin Prince, Prince began referring to
Snow with a phrased backronym meaning "Superb Notorious Outrageous
Whiteboy". Snow never claimed the title himself and simply continued to
perform with the stage name of Snow"

Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at February 22, 2017 07:53 PM (rft/I)

I just liked the title of his first(?) album "12 Inches of Snow".

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 22, 2017 08:06 PM (o35V3)

392 See you on the ONT. Ciao.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 22, 2017 08:07 PM (nlbfN)

393 I got that and sent you a reply (I thought). Very nice! How do you like the scope mount? Seem tight?

Very satisfied. Would recommend it. I thought, for $40, the riser was a good solution.

And you told me, and now I know ... this rifle is the one to grab if you can only grab one.

Taking it hog-hunting in a couple weeks. Not excited at all.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 22, 2017 08:07 PM (fiGNd)

394 Feel sorry for Canadians. What a mess....

That said - pfft! as if there's some mass of people here in the states seeking asylum from us.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 22, 2017 08:08 PM (VaQ4B)

395 Send us your tired, your 'spodey-prone, your goat rapists, little boy rapists, clit-cutting, head-chopping, drug-running, necklacing, throngs.

We'll take them all!

Posted by: Justin Jagger, uh, Trudeau at February 22, 2017 08:08 PM (TppKb)

396 376 You're welcome to our worthless refugees, dumb hosers.

Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2017 08:02 PM (GsAUU)



Josers, not 'hosers'.

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at February 22, 2017 08:09 PM (uB+td)

397 "Feel sorry for Canadians. What a mess...."

It's probably about 6 people. I wouldn't worry about a mass migration north.

Actually I'd like it, but it's not going to happen. Fake News.

Posted by: Mathers at February 22, 2017 08:10 PM (3myMJ)

398 Posted by: Justin Jagger Castro, uh, Trudeau at February 22, 2017 08:08 PM (TppKb)

Fixed.

Posted by: rickl at February 22, 2017 08:10 PM (sdi6R)

399 384. They offer you gold or lead......

It's how they work - it's how any criminal enterprise works. 'We can make you rich, or we can make you dead.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 22, 2017 08:10 PM (VaQ4B)

400 So the wall at the Canuck border will be shorter and have moose crossings, right?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 22, 2017 08:10 PM (EUMr7)

401 To be clear, these are North Africa and middle eastern refugees, to their surprise cold weather sometimes makes you lose fingers and toes. Who'd a thunk it?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 22, 2017 08:11 PM (6Ll1u)

402 I find the silence from Obertrumpenfuhrer Sessions more disturbing.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 22, 2017 07:46 PM (LTHVh)

^^^

Posted by: gNewt at February 22, 2017 08:11 PM (N4pek)

403 Don't worry. You'll be in the majority. Seriously.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2017 08:05 PM (PY9jH)


Hell ... that must be even worse. Damn.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 22, 2017 08:11 PM (fiGNd)

404 *sigh* I keep pushing Laura Ingraham for press sec.

She would make a good press secretary.

I know a young couple well who worked in the same building as Ingraham. They say she has a nasty temper and that people avoid her unless they have no other choice.

Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at February 22, 2017 08:12 PM (nvMvs)

405 397. I'm not expecting a mass flow of people, obviously. I mean more in terms of the mentality of their PM.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 22, 2017 08:13 PM (VaQ4B)

406 This used to be LaRouchean territory, but I can't help wondering how many US politicians have connections to the drug trade.




ALWAYS, and I mean ALWAYS follow the money.
If there is a solution, and it will hurt financially, then you know why it hasn't been implemented.

So, all of them.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2017 08:13 PM (WFe5M)

407 Seriously, ScoggDog, you'd like it here. Great fishing, hunting, boating pretty much all year long.

Folks tend to get along really well, no matter where they're from geographically. There are, however, as in every metro area, lots of progs and hipsters. Oh, and the black gangs. But they mostly prey on each other. So there's that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2017 08:14 PM (PY9jH)

408 I don't want to be the damn yankee.


I remember hearing about a man who move as a child with his family to Savannah in early 1900s. He grew up there and opened a general store. He married a local woman of the Baptist church and became an elder. When the Depression hit he was always open handed with his neighbors, allowing them to pay for groceries as they could, employing the children for a nickel an hour, though he could scarce afford it. When WWII started he was local morale officer and was on the draft board. He led the rubber and scrap drives. He had a half a dozen children of his own who became fine members of the community. When he died in the 1960s, the entire town turned out for his funeral. They erected an monument at the cemetery with the epitaph: 'He was almost one of us.'.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 22, 2017 08:14 PM (LTHVh)

409 After a few episodes, the name can be changed to "When We Get Cancelled".
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 22, 2017 07:53 PM (5VlCp)


Yes, because if it's one lesson that can be learned from this election, it's that Americans really want more and more of the progressive agenda shoved down their throats.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 22, 2017 08:14 PM (dSioF)

410 They do, and I thought I read that Trudeau had
recently decided to not accept single men refugees (i.e. soldier aged),
but Trump's actions will force him to update that decision.


Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2017 07:11 PM (NOIQH)
----------------------
That is Canadian law, he can only uphold it or not. They also require a sponsor.

Posted by: Javems at February 22, 2017 08:14 PM (yOqwj)

411 "Look at us, television! Look how liberal we are! Look at us and judge us to be wonderful people! See? We want the world's unwanted, that proves we're wonderful! Hi, television! Waiting for you to praise us!"

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 22, 2017 08:15 PM (MZcWR)

412 When he died in the 1960s, the entire town turned
out for his funeral. They erected an monument at the cemetery with the
epitaph: 'He was almost one of us.'.





Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 22, 2017 08:14 PM (LTHVh)


LOL. That's so true. There's a joke about the obits here. "His family moved to Savannah when he was an infant, and although not a native of Savannah...."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2017 08:16 PM (PY9jH)

413 Feel sorry for Canadians. What a mess....

Australia and Canada both had decently hard-headed, pragmatic leadership.

The Australian parties seem to be overly nervous about polls. So one bad poll and a few bad moves by his staff and Abbott's party booted him in favor of Turnbull, warmist and generally urban shitheel, who'd like noting better that to unwind the policies that Abbott put in place but he can't because, guess what, they're what the voters want.

My take - eh-crew correct me as necessary - Harper was the best PM Canada's had in fifty years, but he and his crew were not particularly likable. When things started to go a little sideways the knife went in.

A shame, because the current Jagger filth is at best a national fluffer.

Posted by: JEM at February 22, 2017 08:18 PM (TppKb)

414 https://tinyurl.com/zgwb85y

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Posted by: EVLINC! at February 22, 2017 08:18 PM (y3aQB)

415 Savannah citizens break down the state of Georgia like this:

Federally Occupied Atlanta

The Free State of Chatham (County/Savannah)

The Rest of Georgia

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2017 08:19 PM (PY9jH)

416 'He was almost one of us.'.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 22, 2017 08:14 PM (LTHVh)

You become a member of the community when the last person who remembers you moved here dies.

Posted by: gNewt at February 22, 2017 08:20 PM (N4pek)

417 They erected an monument at the cemetery with the epitaph: 'He was almost one of us.'.

Funny shit. Same way up here, in small town redneck Southern Indiana.

There are, however, as in every metro area, lots of progs and hipsters. Oh, and the black gangs.

Well ... God only knows I draw them people in like moths to a flame. Is it the Molon Labe sticker in the back window of the truck ? The NRA tee shirts ? The Wranglers and work boots ? The targets I put up on my office door of the kid's shooting ? Hell, I don't know.

See ya' on the next thread. Thanks again everyone for the info. Appreciate it.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 22, 2017 08:20 PM (fiGNd)

418 Posted by: ScoggDog at February 22, 2017 08:07 PM (fiGNd)
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Nice, amigo! Email on the way.

Posted by: Weasel at February 22, 2017 08:22 PM (Sfs6o)

419 One more thing, ScoggDog, there's three military bases nearby and loads of active duty military and veterans. And several gun ranges, too. One over in SC has machine guns.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2017 08:22 PM (PY9jH)

420 Did I just type "there's"? Gah.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2017 08:23 PM (PY9jH)

421 You become a member of the community when the last person who remembers you moved here dies.

Posted by: gNewt at February 22, 2017 08:20 PM (N4pek)

Then how come every liberal shitheel from the Northeast or upper Midwest who stops for a traffic light here is considered thereafter to be a "Californian?"


Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2017 08:23 PM (SRKgf)

422 Watching a new sargon of akkad YouTube video on the Milo thing..... yeah, it was orchestrated. Proven beyond a shadow of a doubt, a hit-job. Once again, somebody leaked a heads up at 4chan. Classic Journo-list sjw coordination.

https://youtu.be/KP7vi9oLk54

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 22, 2017 08:24 PM (VaQ4B)

423 Illegals self-deporting?

Winning baby.

So not tired of it!

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 22, 2017 08:24 PM (J5mC3)

424 420 Did I just type "there's"? Gah

What ? There is. There's.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 22, 2017 08:24 PM (fiGNd)

425 Canada is the Great Big Beautiful Door in the Wall

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at February 22, 2017 08:25 PM (U0lQa)

426
So how soon before the Canadians start saying they want to get rid of junior? Or is Canada Western Hemisphere Sweden that will pretend all is right

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 22, 2017 08:26 PM (auHtY)

427 Saskatchejuan



*****


Heh!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 22, 2017 08:27 PM (wPiJc)

428 There's a nood.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2017 08:27 PM (PY9jH)

429 https://tinyurl.com/j3mv2mk

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Posted by: EVLINC! at February 22, 2017 08:27 PM (y3aQB)

430 photos of smiling Canadian police greeting the migrants have gone viral.

Play your cards right, Canada, and you could double your population! You do know Spanish, I hope...

Posted by: t-bird at February 22, 2017 08:28 PM (7H/2n)

431 https://is.gd/0t6FU5

From Dilbert dood
The DOD is dedveloping a virus that will eliminate the Religious impulse, belief, whatever you want to call it.

I'm wondering if it'll RedPill all Liberals, tho...

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at February 22, 2017 08:28 PM (U0lQa)

432 424 420 Did I just type "there's"? Gah

What ? There is. There's.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 22, 2017 08:24 PM (fiGNd)


Technically, it should be "There are three..."

There're?

Posted by: rickl at February 22, 2017 08:30 PM (sdi6R)

433 *They erected an monument at the cemetery with the epitaph: 'He was almost one of us.'. *


This made me laugh. When I moved to my current home town I went to a social thing to meet some people.

Got to visiting with a local and he was telling me about a 3rd person. I commented that I knew the guy and said, "He's from around here, isn't he?"

The response: "No, he has only been here 40 years."

Posted by: tbodie at February 22, 2017 08:31 PM (49IcX)

434 ScoggDog, if the left hates me for having a Chief's crow and a Grand Lodge sticker in my rear window, then so be it. We can discuss it like adults. Or do something else.

Posted by: Eromero at February 22, 2017 08:32 PM (zLDYs)

435 Not my Prime Minister. Liberals are filth.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2017 08:35 PM (WDdjT)

436 Canadian Economy to EXPLODE in 3...2...1...

Soooo much entrepreneurship!!!! That's why Mexico wants these people back so much - just think of the brain power!

Posted by: Reality Man at February 22, 2017 08:42 PM (Ch0fq)

437 Let Canada take as many as they can. let the squish libs up there deal with the
ramifications.

Posted by: stnadfast24 at February 22, 2017 08:52 PM (PNFIr)

438 They even deport permanent residents for traffic violations.

"The #8220;Immigrant Criminalization Law#8221; (Bill C-43, officially known as the Faster Removal of Foreign Criminals Act), which passed in 2013, allows for deportations of thousands of permanent residents who have been convicted for minor offences including traffic offenses. The right to appeal the deportation order is stripped from many of these individuals."

http://www.neverhome.ca/deportation/

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2017 07:22 PM (SRKgf)

If only that were true! First, it's leftist wailing from a leftard source. Second, it dates back to when the Conservative government was in power. The filty Liberals will let any scumbag come and stay.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2017 08:53 PM (WDdjT)

439 San Pedro y Miguelon

Posted by: josephistan at February 22, 2017 07:40 PM (ANIFC)

St. Pierre and Miquelon are French territory. Used to be a lively booze-smuggling trade between them and Newfie.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2017 09:03 PM (WDdjT)

440 Canada's entire population is a little over 30 million. Some estimates number the illegals here in the US at... a little over 30 million.

If all of our illegals go there, they'll just straight-up conquer the place; hopefully, if nothing else, this will at least show the rest of the world why you can't just let everybody in with no questions asked.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at February 22, 2017 09:07 PM (0OG8D)

441 Oh, Canada... (said with sadness and disappointment in voice)

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 22, 2017 09:22 PM (v3DL/)

442 sigh* I keep pushing Laura Ingraham for press sec.

She would make a good press secretary.

I know a young couple well who worked in the same building as Ingraham. They say she has a nasty temper and that people avoid her unless they have no other choice.

Laura Ingraham would be a terrible press secretary. The only thing she would say in response is her favorite word: "Globalist!" When I moved to my current home and could pick up her radio show on local AM radio I was initially geeked to hear it but was soon greatly disappointed. If she just taped herself saying "Globalist!" and looped it for three hours, that would be a good summation of her show.

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at February 22, 2017 09:32 PM (Bm4ql)

443 Buh-bye!

Et Cetera.

Posted by: Beverly at February 22, 2017 09:52 PM (uiq6v)

444 Wait...what's to stop them from coming back the same way?
We're gonna need a bigger wall.

Posted by: Chris Cassone at February 22, 2017 10:05 PM (o2LhK)

445 Y'all don't come back, ya hear! Wonder how long the boychick will remain P.M???

Posted by: Locke Common at February 22, 2017 10:20 PM (a/dj+)

446 On a semi-related note, Mexico's Foreign Minster Luis Videgaray has declared that Mexico will not take its own deported citizens back.

The Conservative Treehouse has a nice breakdown of how this is going to be a real problem... for Mexico!

http://preview.tinyurl.com/zju4kp3

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at February 22, 2017 10:22 PM (0OG8D)

447 Excellent! Wait until they get across, then build a wall.

Posted by: Bruce1369 at February 22, 2017 10:42 PM (M8r9V)

448 Time to bring back freedom buses.

Posted by: Tom Terrific at February 23, 2017 12:16 AM (/R4ru)

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