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Ace on fuego!
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 22, 2017 06:05 PM (cOHS7) 2
OMG. Our president is a normal American, not a transgender loving closet Muslim Commie.
Crossed. The. Rubicon. Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 22, 2017 06:05 PM (J5mC3) 3
OMG 1st!
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 22, 2017 06:05 PM (cOHS7) 4
Trump is a fascist nazi or something....../////
Posted by: lindarose schadenbutton! at February 22, 2017 06:07 PM (JNDQi) 5
Mmmm!
Love that winning. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2017 06:07 PM (NdM46) 6
OMG! I can hear the wailing and gnashing of teeth.
Posted by: rd at February 22, 2017 06:07 PM (iT57s) 7
https://tinyurl.com/h3hcaxs
----------------------------------------- Hillary Clinton roasts Republicans who 'can't take the heat' of town halls NOT THE ONION ! Willowed Posted by: EVLINC! at February 22, 2017 06:08 PM (y3aQB) 8
Obama was going to cut off funding for schools? Why that anti-education asshole!
*** not only that, but he was going to use title IX to stop colleges from getting money. sike. they conspired to create harsh anti-male rules because feminists are backwards sex-retarded mutants. Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at February 22, 2017 06:08 PM (eClek) 9
Guidance? You mean like a missile?
Posted by: JEM at February 22, 2017 06:08 PM (TppKb) 10
Was wondering when this crap was going to end
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2017 06:08 PM (HDU3V) 11
He's definitely got the Silent Majority on this, but I expect some gay actors to throw a hissy fit.
Please Democrats, run on bringing back Tranny bathrooms for the 2020 election and talk about how you will cut off funding if every Elementary School doesn't allow boys in the girls bathroom. Posted by: Maritime at February 22, 2017 06:09 PM (zQPZI) 12
Wait, I'm going to go get my pearls on so that I may clutch them.
Posted by: sunny-dee at February 22, 2017 06:09 PM (QAOZh) 13
You know since the NBA seems to be all in on the Transgender crap, I really want to know when there is going to be a WNBA team of "Juwanna Mann"s
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juwanna_Mann Posted by: buzzion at February 22, 2017 06:09 PM (z/Ubi) 14
This was a loser from go. Who actually thinks it's ok for
Chicks with dicks to be in the ladies room . Posted by: Booter at February 22, 2017 06:09 PM (XJGX2) 15
Again heard on radio news a story NC was still under attack for its bathroom seperation
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2017 06:10 PM (HDU3V) 16
BABOOM...trump just shot gunned another one of toonce's shiny toys.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 22, 2017 06:10 PM (aMlLZ) 17
But...but...where are all 137 of them going to pee now?
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always asks... at February 22, 2017 06:10 PM (Tyii7) 18
Target hardest hit.
Posted by: dantesed at February 22, 2017 06:10 PM (88xKn) 19
it seems like trump is taking a while to overturn obama's regs. Thought it would go faster.
Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at February 22, 2017 06:10 PM (eClek) 20
All things can be possible through me.
Posted by: Gloryhole on the Edge of Forever at February 22, 2017 06:11 PM (iu553) 21
feminists are backwards sex-retarded mutants.
--- Yeah, they ARE aren't they? As a female, I apologize for these so-called "women." On the other hand, conservative females have to deal with hipster beta male retards in skinny jeans. But they're just annoying, not crazy hateful. /soy. It's all the soy people are eating now. And the fluoridation. Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 22, 2017 06:11 PM (J5mC3) 22
14 This was a loser from go. Who actually thinks it's ok for
Chicks with dicks to be in the ladies room . And public school showers? Posted by: It's me donna at February 22, 2017 06:11 PM (O2RFr) 23
I hope he's doing this as just a part of SCRAPPING TITLE IX!
Posted by: Dang at February 22, 2017 06:11 PM (8b+oT) 24
Gloryhole on the Edge of Forever at February 22, 2017 06:11 PM
--- was that the Star Trek episode where Joan Collins is a militant lesbian? Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 22, 2017 06:12 PM (J5mC3) 25
All the people cheering for "Calexit!" will suddenly be all "We can't leave it to the friggin' states! Cause that's like the Confederacy!"
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at February 22, 2017 06:12 PM (P8951) 26
BABOOM...trump just shot gunned another one of toonce's shiny toys.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 22, 2017 06:10 PM (aMlLZ) -------- I think he used an "assault weapon." Posted by: bluebell at February 22, 2017 06:12 PM (sBOL1) 27
his was a loser from go. Who actually thinks it's ok for
Chicks with dicks to be in the ladies room . And public school showers? --- Liberal gay men, that's who. Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 22, 2017 06:12 PM (J5mC3) 28
dantesed, the Target near my house has problems all over the place with perverts. Just ... perverts all over. There was a post on Nextdoor last week that a guy was wanking it in a truck in the parking lot. They also had a guy following women into dressing rooms about a year ago. (Although the fitting rooms were already coed.)
Posted by: sunny-dee at February 22, 2017 06:12 PM (QAOZh) 29
The great tragedy of our time is that someone with a penis has to use a restroom with a urinal... or so I have been told.
Posted by: Thatch at February 22, 2017 06:13 PM (CWGHX) 30
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Posted by: WisRich at February 22, 2017 06:13 PM (OAlmw) 31
Hillary Clinton roasts Republicans who 'can't take the heat' of town halls
----- You mean roasted like an old lady having a seizure on a New York city sidewalk in 70 degree weather? Posted by: Dang at February 22, 2017 06:13 PM (8b+oT) 32
I don't know, I'm starting to come around on this tranny trail of tears bullshit. If I'm understanding the law right, there is no verification of transgender status. No medical or psychological exam, no legal papers filed. So...
Apparently, under the Libs' genius plan, any guy, sexual predator or not, can declare, "Man, I feel like a woman." Then, head to your nearest fitness club, and with a membership, stroll into the ladies locker room and strip down for multi hour shower with all the fit and firm ladies. Now, should management or even the police ask you to leave, you can sue them for descrimination and get rich. So in short, first, "woohoo, I feel pretty!" second, sudsy weeny wagging at the nubile ladies after their spin class and third, file an open and shut lawsuit for big bucks. Libs sure are smart. Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Gluten Free Souls at February 22, 2017 06:13 PM (a3sfz) 33
I hope he's doing this as just a part of SCRAPPING TITLE IX!
Posted by: Dang at February 22, 2017 06:11 PM (8b+oT) It's law so he can't do away with it. But he can strip the crud the lefties have been piling into it for decades. Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at February 22, 2017 06:14 PM (J70i0) 34
feminists are backwards sex-retarded mutants.
----------- But real women have to look at man buns....{{{shudder}}} Posted by: lindarose schadenbutton! at February 22, 2017 06:14 PM (JNDQi) 35
7 https://tinyurl.com/h3hcaxs
----------------------------------------- Hillary Clinton roasts Republicans who 'can't take the heat' of town halls NOT THE ONION ! Willowed Posted by: EVLINC! at February 22, 2017 06:08 PM (y3aQB) Maybe we could pool our money and hire a few of these protesters to pay Granny Cankles a visit. Posted by: cornbred at February 22, 2017 06:14 PM (5Gl8a) 36
Obama is certainly an asshole, I'll give him that.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 22, 2017 06:14 PM (eMrO3) 37
BF Barry is being all pouty. I blame Drumpf!
Posted by: Reggie! at February 22, 2017 06:14 PM (bc2Lc) 38
There's no one thing that won it for Trump. There are many things that chipped off chunks of the Democrat voter bloc.
But the gender shit was a big part of it. Posted by: JEM at February 22, 2017 06:14 PM (TppKb) 39
I swear trump dresses up as the borg queen, and every time he blasts an Obama toy he says "watch your future's end"
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 22, 2017 06:14 PM (aMlLZ) 40
Democrats go too far out in front of their skis on this, but it seemed Republicans were largely useless opposing it, with even Trump basically siding with tranny bathrooms during the campaign saying NC shouldn't have done what it did.
Posted by: Maritime at February 22, 2017 06:14 PM (zQPZI) 41
requiring public schools to grant bathroom access even if the student's chosen gender identity isn't the same as what's in the student's record.
------ I know what those words mean, but that makes no sense to me Posted by: josephistan at February 22, 2017 06:14 PM (ANIFC) 42
I went into the bathroom but I saw nothing!
Posted by: Sgt Schultz 1938 at February 22, 2017 06:14 PM (IqV8l) 43
Saw a ad today the womens day march is open to chicks with dicks
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2017 06:15 PM (HDU3V) 44
This will not stand!
Our leagues will henceforth refuse to play any games in the United States until this Executive Order by Trump is reversed. Posted by: Roger Goodell and Adam Silver at February 22, 2017 06:15 PM (hA1V+) 45
I'm actually surprised he did this. It's not an issue Trump seemed to get a damn about in the primaries.
Unless, the left has pissed him off so much that he wakes up every morning and thinks "How can I send those f'ing moonbats around the bend again today? Other than, you know, breathing? Let's see...." That would be so excellent. Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at February 22, 2017 06:15 PM (P8951) 46
It's law so he can't do away with it. But he can strip the crud the lefties have been piling into it for decades.
Posted by: WOPR ----- Pfft. You're forgetting, HE'S LITERALLY HITLER!!!! Posted by: Dang at February 22, 2017 06:15 PM (8b+oT) 47
feminists are backwards sex-retarded mutants.
----------- But real women have to look at man buns....{{{shudder}}} Posted by: lindarose I've been told my buns were cute. Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2017 06:15 PM (WFe5M) 48
15 Again heard on radio news a story NC was still under attack for its bathroom seperation
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2017 06:10 PM (HDU3V) 18 Target hardest hit. Posted by: dantesed at February 22, 2017 06:10 PM (88xKn) Yeah. Not only do we need states to pass the AoS anti-bond bill for politically weaponized non-profit sports leagues, we need a bill protecting little kids from sexual predators in the bathroom. Make taking a dump in peace a civil right. Also, after Amazon, I never, ever want to hear about Citizens United and corporations are not people, political influence, blah blah blah from the left. I will suitcase nuke the next leftist who complains about it. Posted by: TexasDan at February 22, 2017 06:15 PM (yL25O) 49
You mean roasted like an old lady having a seizure on a New York city sidewalk in 70 degree weather?
Posted by: Dang at February 22, 2017 06:13 PM A tentsuit holds in a lot of heat. Posted by: Hillary! at February 22, 2017 06:16 PM (jkkMG) 50
"Obama was going to cut off funding for schools? Why that anti-education asshole!"
They should send Sean Spicer out to declare that the wise and beneficient President Trump is magnanimously repealing his predecessor's cruel slashing of education money for innocent wide-eyed tykes, because of Trump's deep respect for kids and the importance of learning. Play it exactly the way that Democrats would play it. Posted by: torquewrench at February 22, 2017 06:16 PM (noWW6) 51
I swear trump dresses up as the borg queen, and every time he blasts an Obama toy he says "watch your future's end"
--- I've always thought of him as more of a hybrid borg, you know "Trumcretious of Borg." But we can mix it up and put him in the Borg Queen outfit when Barron isnt' around. Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 22, 2017 06:16 PM (J5mC3) 52
The Obama administration's guidance was based on its determination that Title IX, the federal law prohibiting sex discrimination in education and activities, also applies to gender identity.
It was not legally binding but sent a warning that schools could lose funding if they did not comply with the administration's interpretation of the law. Meh. I would be more enthused if Trump did what he's supposed to do and revoked that un-Constitutional, anti-American, insane DREAMer crap. And rather than this I would have liked to see something about schools that allow illegals to register losing their federal funding. This is small potatoes. How about Trump pushing the weasels in Congress to help repeal Title IX? That is one big, steaming shitpile of un-Constitutional "law" that needs to be shitcanned post-haste. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2017 06:16 PM (zc3Db) 53
Well, the NFL has threatened Texas with no more superbowls if we don't let chicks with dicks use the ladies......hahahahahahahahahaha...
Posted by: lindarose schadenbutton! at February 22, 2017 06:16 PM (JNDQi) 54
The source confirmed to Fox News that the Trump administration will
issue new guidance, saying the Trump White House believes this is an issue better left to the states. We disagree. Posted by: The NFL at February 22, 2017 06:16 PM (oVJmc) 55
I've been told my buns were cute.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2017 06:15 PM (WFe5M) They say that to get you to take out the trash. Posted by: TexasDan at February 22, 2017 06:16 PM (yL25O) 56
Whatever decisions are made here, I think we can all agree that if you gotta go, pick one and go. When the herd is bewildered and confused we end up with situations like at the EPA federal building where scumbags defecate in the hallways because they're misled by imbeciles.
Posted by: Fritz at February 22, 2017 06:17 PM (FmAZH) 57
Saw a ad today the womens day march is open to chicks with dicks
Not enough gash bottoms willing to walk the talk? Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2017 06:17 PM (WFe5M) 58
There's no one thing that won it for Trump. There are many things that chipped off chunks of the Democrat voter bloc.
But the gender shit was a big part of it. Posted by: JEM A small anecdote, I know a woman who is VERY liberal, hates Trump, lives in Seattle, etc. but is a mom and is REALLY freaked out about the gender bender nonsense. Parents especially (even liberal ones) think this stuff is bat shit crazy. Posted by: Maritime at February 22, 2017 06:17 PM (zQPZI) 59
Schadenboner level 5.75
Posted by: name at February 22, 2017 06:17 PM (En9Fa) 60
I've been told my buns were cute.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2017 06:15 PM (WFe5M) They say that to get you to take out the trash. Posted by: TexasDan FML. Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2017 06:17 PM (WFe5M) 61
#DicksOutForBathroomEquality
Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2017 06:18 PM (0mRoj) 62
All the people cheering for "Calexit!" will suddenly be all "We can't leave it to the friggin' states! Cause that's like the Confederacy!"
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at February 22, 2017 06:12 PM (P8951) That's why you get the ampersands. Posted by: gNewt at February 22, 2017 06:18 PM (5t7Yo) 63
The Emperor Protects.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2017 06:18 PM (NdM46) Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2017 06:18 PM (NOIQH) 65
A small anecdote, I know a woman who is VERY liberal, hates Trump, lives in Seattle, etc. but is a mom and is REALLY freaked out about the gender bender nonsense.
Parents especially (even liberal ones) think this stuff is bat shit crazy. Posted by: Maritime at February 22, 2017 06:17 PM (zQPZI) They're just too afraid to say it. Just like in 1938. Posted by: josephistan at February 22, 2017 06:18 PM (ANIFC) 66
A small anecdote, I know a woman who is VERY liberal, hates Trump, lives in Seattle, etc. but is a mom and is REALLY freaked out about the gender bender nonsense.
Parents especially (even liberal ones) think this stuff is bat shit crazy. Sorry. THEY have to accept it and revel in it. Comes with the territory. Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2017 06:18 PM (WFe5M) 67
Actual barker I heard about 25 years ago outside New Orleans strip club...
"Come on in, boys will be girls, girls will be boys, come on in. There's chicks with dicks." Never thought there would be a president of the United States thinking that was normal. Fuck you, Obama. Posted by: Dang at February 22, 2017 06:18 PM (8b+oT) 68
But real women have to look at man buns....{{{shudder}}}
Posted by: lindarose schadenbutton! at February 22, 2017 06:14 PM (JNDQi) Everytime I see one of those things I want to make like Elizabeth Warren's ancestors and give the dude a real close haircut... Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at February 22, 2017 06:18 PM (P8951) 69
Unless, the left has pissed him off so much that he wakes up every morning and thinks "How can I send those f'ing moonbats around the bend again today? Other than, you know, breathing? Let's see...."
That would be so excellent. ---- If I were him, I'd be plotting a billion different ways to make American great again that would also cause their tiny little libtard brains to melt like I Can't Believe It's Not Butter in a hot skillet. Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 22, 2017 06:18 PM (J5mC3) Posted by: G. I. Joe at February 22, 2017 06:19 PM (ODxAs) 71
They say that to get you to take out the trash.
-------- Wow. I never thought of that. *makes note* Posted by: bluebell at February 22, 2017 06:19 PM (sBOL1) 72
Probably that cute granddaughter was like, Grampa, why does that boy teacher who wears lipstick always use the girls potty in school.
Truly the Hitlering will never end. Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 22, 2017 06:19 PM (Om16U) 73
As a result of this action by President Trump, I am hereby suspending Tom Brady for the first six games of the 2017-18 season.
Posted by: Roger Goodell at February 22, 2017 06:19 PM (hA1V+) 74
@58, sadly, they don't all think it's crazy. One of the ladies who unfriended me on FB is a lesbian in NC who is all about HB2 = H8 and dragging her two young boys (IVF babies) to every. single. pro-LGBT event there is in the Raleigh area. Which is a lot.
I sincerely worry about her sons' safety. I think she would protect them if she knew something, but her mindset is such that she probably wouldn't believe them even if they told her that they were molested, much less actually be proactive in identifying potential threats. Posted by: sunny-dee at February 22, 2017 06:20 PM (QAOZh) 75
"Come on in, boys will be girls, girls will be boys, come on in. There's chicks with dicks." --- Pretty sure a version of that was used as dialogue from the Joel Gray character in "Cabaret." Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 22, 2017 06:20 PM (J5mC3) 76
When can they get rid of Title IX?
That thing is a monster - strayed so far from its original intent (which was controversial to begin with) it's a joke. Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2017 06:20 PM (NOIQH) 77
They're just too afraid to say it. Just like in 1938.
Posted by: josephistan Exactly, before this became a political meme, if you asked a mom if there should be laws mandating access for men in women's bathrooms, you would have been pepper sprayed just asking the question. Posted by: Maritime at February 22, 2017 06:20 PM (zQPZI) 78
Well, butter my buns.
Posted by: The Pillsbury Dough Boy doing some weird yoga pose at February 22, 2017 06:20 PM (8b+oT) 79
I guess I missed Barry's photo op with his grrllllzz going potty with a hairy chick with a dick.
No, horde, not Mooch. Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2017 06:21 PM (PY9jH) 80
53 Well, the NFL has threatened Texas with no more superbowls if we don't let chicks with dicks use the ladies......hahahahahahahahahaha...
Posted by: lindarose schadenbutton! at February 22, 2017 06:16 PM (JNDQi) And Abbott, God bless him, told them to piss up a rope... Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at February 22, 2017 06:21 PM (P8951) 81
71 They say that to get you to take out the trash.
-------- Wow. I never thought of that. *makes note* Posted by: bluebell at February 22, 2017 06:19 PM (sBOL1) We're wise to your empty flattery and feminine wiles, missy. Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2017 06:21 PM (0mRoj) 82
But real women have to look at man buns....{{{shudder}}}
Posted by: lindarose schadenbutton! at February 22, 2017 06:14 PM (JNDQi) Everytime I see one of those things I want to make like Elizabeth Warren's ancestors and give the dude a real close haircut... Posted by: Donna Take a number and stand in line. Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2017 06:21 PM (WFe5M) 83
Its very simple...
Change the names from Boys and Girls rooms... To Penis, and NO Penis, rooms... Problem, solved. Posted by: Don Q. at February 22, 2017 06:21 PM (qf6WZ) Posted by: Maria Schneider at February 22, 2017 06:21 PM (TppKb) Posted by: JEM at February 22, 2017 06:22 PM (TppKb) 86
from late yesterday.... ONT, i believe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k33n-TmM8Sw serious "WTF?" SJW bullshit. Posted by: redc1c4 at February 22, 2017 06:22 PM (CJzVB) 87
"Come on in, boys will be girls, girls will be boys, come on in. There's chicks with dicks."
----------------------- And donkeys will give rides. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 22, 2017 06:22 PM (cOHS7) 88
All the people cheering for "Calexit!" will suddenly be all "We can't leave it to the friggin' states! Cause that's like the Confederacy!"
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there Nope. They won't. They will go into the arms of china before that happens, and into the arms of china they will go. Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 22, 2017 06:22 PM (4YGWz) Posted by: The Pillsbury Dough Boy doing some weird yoga pose at February 22, 2017 06:23 PM (8b+oT) 90
leftover frtom previous thread
is Trump supposed to speak at CPAC? I hope he sends Spicer insyead. With a whip. Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 22, 2017 06:23 PM (Om16U) 91
Left it to the states?
How about just leave it to the people themselves to sort out. You know, like we have already been doing for the last 100 years. Or does anyone think trannies haven't used a ladies room before? Posted by: Old G at February 22, 2017 06:23 PM (UgF8H) Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 22, 2017 06:23 PM (Oeb2k) 93
Unless, the left has pissed him off so much that he wakes up every morning and thinks "How can I send those f'ing moonbats around the bend again today? Other than, you know, breathing? Let's see...."
That would be so excellent. ----- I hope he has something planned for Oscar night. That'll really be the shit in their cereal. Posted by: josephistan at February 22, 2017 06:23 PM (ANIFC) 94
Roger Goodell is whipped, no he's more than whipped.
Posted by: Steely Dan at February 22, 2017 06:23 PM (5t7Yo) 95
We're wise to your empty flattery and feminine wiles, missy.
Posted by: Insomniac ---------- But I obviously need to up my game. I missed that one. Posted by: bluebell at February 22, 2017 06:23 PM (sBOL1) 96
Probably that cute granddaughter was like, Grampa, why does that boy teacher who wears lipstick always use the girls potty in school.
Who? Ms. Mann? Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2017 06:23 PM (WFe5M) 97
@86, WTF are they even saying?
Posted by: sunny-dee at February 22, 2017 06:24 PM (QAOZh) 98
Roger Goodell is whipped, no he's more than whipped.
Let me know when the paramedics pull the blanket over his head. Posted by: JEM at February 22, 2017 06:24 PM (TppKb) 99
Obama was going to cut off funding for schools? Why that anti-education asshole!
----------- Because the expansion of The State is more important than education. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2017 06:24 PM (NBHj5) 100
My schadenboner has to be measured on a logarithmic scale.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 22, 2017 06:24 PM (cOHS7) 101
What is it that gives us purpose?
War What is it that gives the war purpose? To vanquish the foes of the emperor What is the foe of the Emperor? The heretic, the illegal alien and the mutant media. What is it to be an enemy of the Emperor? It is to be damned. What is it to be the instrument of the emperor's damnation? We, the Ace of Spades, the Morons of death. What is it to be an Ace of Spade? It is to be pure, to be strong, to show no pity, nor mercy, nor remorse. What is it to be pure? to never know fear, to never waver in the fight. What is it to be strong? To fight on when others flee;to stand and die in the knowledge that death brings ultimate reward. What is the ultimate reward? To serve the emperor Who do we serve? We serve the emperor, and the Andrew Brietbart, and through them we serve mankind. What is it to be a moron? It is to be first, the hounoured, the sons of Andrew Breitbart. What is our quest? To purge our shame through the death of those who turned on Andrew Breitbart. What is our victory? To remake that which was broken, to earn the trust of the emperor once more. What is the fate of the fallen we hunt? Retribution and death! Be pure in mind, body and spirit. As the water flows over you, let your hate flow through you. As the lost water is spilt, let us spill the blood of our foes. As the water dries, let us harden our hearts to fear. We are the morons, the chosen of the emperor, the holy knights of calibahn. The blood of Andrew Breitbart flows through our veins. His strength beats in our hearts. His spirit resides within us. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2017 06:24 PM (NdM46) 102
Some of this reminds me of the whole Milo affair, but with Caitlyn Jenner.
Conservatives so want to say "see, we're not homophobes!!" that they will try and embrace figures like Caitlyn Jenner and maybe make a case that this is no big deal to embrace transgender issues. Caitlyn being a Republican should mean nothing, the guy has mental health issues and making schools feed into this PC illness is sick. Posted by: Maritime at February 22, 2017 06:24 PM (zQPZI) 103
One more thing to thank Obama for - a multi year legal fight over where transsexuals will be taking their daily dump...
Seriously? This is what our society ahs come to? On this hill we must all fall? Can we at least end our society on a dignified note? Posted by: Old G at February 22, 2017 06:25 PM (UgF8H) 104
Nope.
They won't. They will go into the arms of china before that happens, and into the arms of china they will go. Posted by: weft cut-loop Calexit? They will be owned by MS-13 within the week of leaving. Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2017 06:25 PM (WFe5M) 105
Pussy-Hat-Toilet-Seat-Covers-To-Go startup hardest hit.
Posted by: Dang at February 22, 2017 06:25 PM (8b+oT) 106
O/T I just struggled to place an order for take out with a local Chinese place. Bless her heart, the elderly lady who works there can barely speak English.
I politely asked her to repeat herself when she asked me about my order, and I swear, I thought she was going to go off on me. "You on phone too rong! I hang up now! Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2017 06:25 PM (PY9jH) 107
Just the simple fact that President Trump has to issue an EO to deal with this nonsense is proof enough that the 8 years of Barry where pure shit.
Thanks Obama voters! Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 22, 2017 06:25 PM (5VlCp) Posted by: yogi Marie Calendar at February 22, 2017 06:26 PM (4YGWz) 109
What is it that gives us purpose?
War What is it that gives the war purpose? Plunder & booty. Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2017 06:26 PM (WFe5M) 110
"Best left to the states".
That's quite the attitude for a 'liberal' like Trump. May it continue and grow. Posted by: Mathers at February 22, 2017 06:26 PM (3myMJ) 111
I do like booty...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2017 06:27 PM (NdM46) 112
Sorry. THEY have to accept it and revel in it. Comes with the territory. Posted by: rickb223 Exactly. Let them reap what their sisters have sown. Posted by: Sgt Schultz 1938 at February 22, 2017 06:27 PM (IqV8l) 113
And I was going to piss all over the toilet seats in the women's restroom at Target...
*erases numerous to-do items in day planner* Posted by: Dang at February 22, 2017 06:27 PM (8b+oT) 114
the Trump White House believes this is an issue better left to the states.
Doesn Title IX guarantee separate facilities for locker rooms and such, or just allow it? Posted by: The Political Hat at February 22, 2017 06:27 PM (rUIbB) 115
107 Just the simple fact that President Trump has to issue an EO to deal with this nonsense is proof enough that the 8 years of Barry where pure shit.
Thanks Obama voters! Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 22, 2017 06:25 PM (5VlCp) The very idea that TWO Presidents in a row have to have executive orders about where we can pee... Shows we are NOT a Free People... Posted by: Don Q. at February 22, 2017 06:27 PM (qf6WZ) 116
How about private single restrooms? WITH LOCKS ON THE DOORS.
Posted by: Deplorable Who Is Now A Scumbag Evidently at February 22, 2017 06:27 PM (6LwXe) 117
Calexit? They will be owned by MS-13 within the week of leaving.
--- then it will be a statewide gang war between MS-13 and La Eme for control.... Posted by: redc1c4 at February 22, 2017 06:27 PM (CJzVB) 118
Rainbow lights illuminating the White House, bathrooms for transgenders to share with the girls, feminizing the military. There is something quite wrong with Barry Obama.
Posted by: washrivergal at February 22, 2017 06:27 PM (Ivjge) 119
Whoopi can add that to her list of Obama FAIL. Oh, wait. She doesn't have one.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2017 06:28 PM (PY9jH) 120
Exactly, before this became a political meme, if you asked a mom if there should be laws mandating access for men in women's bathrooms, you would have been pepper sprayed just asking the question.
--- They're shifting the cultural norms and making things that are deviant NOT deviant. Men should not marry men. From what I understand, most people believe this, yet the MSM and Liberals force it on us. First it was gay marriage. Then transexual everything. Next... pedophelia. The MSM and entertainment media is destroying our culture, and essentially making us amoral. Example: "You can't deport Jose, the illegal alien. He has a family here." Reality: Let's say a citizen named John robs a bank. He gets caught, and sent to prison. John has a family. He broke the law. Why is no one screaming about HIS family and saying he can't be sent jail? Jose broke the law. The law is clear. He has a family. Involving them was his bad choice. Just like John who robbed the bank. Oh wait. Jose will vote Democrat, and we don't know John's political affiliation. That's what makes the difference. Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 22, 2017 06:28 PM (J5mC3) 121
OT: As a Mississippi State alum, I'm over here dancing a jig and contemplating cracking open that bottle of Woodford Reserve I've been saving.
The NCAA has handed down its amended Notice of Allegations to Ole Miss. "Lack of Institutional Control" Boom goes the dynamite. Posted by: Country Singer at February 22, 2017 06:28 PM (GUBah) 122
This needs to be codified, not left to a series of conflicting executive orders depending on how radical a president is.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2017 06:28 PM (39g3+) 123
All tournaments everywhere are cancelled.
Posted by: NCAA at February 22, 2017 06:29 PM (NBHj5) Posted by: Love Gun at February 22, 2017 06:29 PM (no0Da) 125
Caitlyn being a Republican should mean nothing, the
guy has mental health issues and making schools feed into this PC illness is sick. Posted by: Maritime ----- I want to start a GoFundMe page for anorexic girls to get liposuction. See how long it lasts. Posted by: Dang at February 22, 2017 06:29 PM (8b+oT) 126
>>Unless, the left has pissed him off so much that he wakes up every morning and thinks "How can I send those f'ing moonbats around the bend again today? Other than, you know, breathing? Let's see...."
There's certainly, a bit of that and the Left and his enemies in general seem to not grasp it. Posted by: Rodney C. Johnson at February 22, 2017 06:29 PM (AM6Wh) 127
Next President will say trannies can use any bathroom MWF only
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 22, 2017 06:29 PM (Om16U) 128
"90 leftover frtom previous thread
is Trump supposed to speak at CPAC? I hope he sends Spicer insyead. With a whip." Send Milo .... With a half dozen Blackwater heavies. Anyone who "boo"s, drag 'em outside. And the first one who stops clapping when he's done, I'll leave to your imagination .... Maybe a whole platoon, heavily armed, now that I think about it .... Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 22, 2017 06:30 PM (Oeb2k) 129
There is something quite wrong with Barry Obama.
--- what was the clue that tipped the hat for you? 1. The Islamic wedding ring he wore when he was involved with a man? 2. The wife with a penis? 3. The fact that there are no records of his time at Columbia or Harvard, and no one remembers him? 4. Or was it the gay bath house stories for Shitcago? Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 22, 2017 06:30 PM (J5mC3) Posted by: Mathers at February 22, 2017 06:30 PM (3myMJ) 131
Rainbow lights illuminating the White House, bathrooms for transgenders to share with the girls, feminizing the military. There is something quite wrong with Barry Obama.
Posted by: washrivergal ---------------- Serious daddy/mommy issues. Posted by: NCAA at February 22, 2017 06:30 PM (NBHj5) 132
It was not legally binding but sent a warning that schools could lose funding if they did not comply with the administration's interpretation of the law.
Don't miss this part, President Trump. Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 22, 2017 06:30 PM (/f1mm) 133
116
How about private single restrooms? WITH LOCKS ON THE DOORS. Posted by: Deplorable Who Is Now A Scumbag Evidently at February 22, 2017 06:27 PM (6LwXe) The entire controversy is a contrivance of the plumber's union. Posted by: davidt at February 22, 2017 06:30 PM (XoldI) 134
Dirty hippies in N Dakota burning their camps in a sacred {{{{{native american}}}}}} ritual.
Posted by: gNewt at February 22, 2017 06:30 PM (5t7Yo) 135
Dick and Jane rooms.
Posted by: JEM at February 22, 2017 06:22 PM (TppKb) Dick & Josie Rooms See what I did there ? Posted by: EVLINC! at February 22, 2017 06:30 PM (y3aQB) 136
This needs to be codified, not left to a series of conflicting executive orders depending on how radical a president is.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2017 06:28 PM (39g3+) Actually, all humor aside, I agree with this. We need a healthy, Constitutional process again. Much of these EO's should be legislation that is proposed, debated and submitted/vetoed. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2017 06:31 PM (NdM46) 137
Testes. Testes. One, two... three??!!
Posted by: cornbred at February 22, 2017 06:31 PM (5Gl8a) 138
>>"You on phone too rong! I hang up now!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2017 06:25 PM (PY9jH) Pro Tip : Get the Pepsi. Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2017 06:31 PM (NXfyF) 139
what was the clue that tipped the hat for you?
1. The Islamic wedding ring he wore when he was involved with a man? 2. The wife with a penis? 3. The fact that there are no records of his time at Columbia or Harvard, and no one remembers him? 4. Or was it the gay bath house stories for Shitcago? Yes. Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2017 06:31 PM (WFe5M) 140
They're shifting the cultural norms and making things that are deviant NOT deviant.
Men should not marry men. From what I understand, most people believe this, yet the MSM and Liberals force it on us. First it was gay marriage. Then transexual everything. Next... pedophelia. ----- I wonder if the recent Milo flap has inadvertently derailed the Left's push to normalize pedophilia? Salon pulled all their articles on the topic over the weekend. Posted by: josephistan at February 22, 2017 06:31 PM (ANIFC) 141
They're shifting the cultural norms and making things that are deviant NOT deviant
-------- But Milo's a fascist nazi pediphile???? Is that how this works? **spit** Posted by: lindarose schadenbutton! at February 22, 2017 06:31 PM (JNDQi) 142
"Well, the NFL has threatened Texas with no more superbowls if we don't
let chicks with dicks use the ladies...... hahahahahahahahahaha..." I don't know if Texans could ever break their football addiction long enough to make a serious mass boycott work. If they could get it together to do so, a TX sized hole in the league's finances would be... pretty consequential stuff. Posted by: torquewrench at February 22, 2017 06:31 PM (noWW6) 143
Conservatives so want to say "see, we're not homophobes!!" that they will try and embrace figures like Caitlyn Jenner and maybe make a case that this is no big deal to embrace transgender issues.
Caitlyn being a Republican should mean nothing, the guy has mental health issues and making schools feed into this PC illness is sick. Posted by: Maritime at February 22, 2017 06:24 PM (zQPZI) I have no idea what you're talking about. I haven't seen a single conservative embrace Bruce Jenner in any way. Sure, some Vichy Republicans might have but everyone I deal with has held that Bruce is just nuts - which is, of course, self-evident. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2017 06:31 PM (zc3Db) 144
Dirty hippies in N Dakota burning their camps in a sacred {{{{{native american}}}}}} ritual.
Posted by: gNewt Millions of fleas die! Posted by: Bruce at February 22, 2017 06:32 PM (8ikIW) 145
There is something quite wrong with Barry Obama.
--- what was the clue that tipped the hat for you? 1. The Islamic wedding ring he wore when he was involved with a man? 2. The wife with a penis? 3. The fact that there are no records of his time at Columbia or Harvard, and no one remembers him? 4. Or was it the gay bath house stories for Shitcago? Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 22, 2017 06:30 PM (J5mC3) *sits down* Go on... Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2017 06:32 PM (NdM46) 146
How about private single restrooms? WITH LOCKS ON THE DOORS.
Posted by: Deplorable Who Is Now A Scumbag Evidently ----- Pretty damn expensive for businesses. Especially when we're talking about 0.3% of the population actually wanting this for themselves. Posted by: Dang at February 22, 2017 06:32 PM (8b+oT) 147
Dirty hippies in N Dakota burning their camps in a sacred {{{{{native american}}}}}} ritual.
Posted by: gNewt at February 22, 2017 06:30 PM (5t7Yo Their camp is about to turn into an open sewer, when the rains hit. Earf lovers, my ass. "Clean up our poop, dammit!! For the love of Gaia!!" Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2017 06:32 PM (PY9jH) 148
Oh, and Calexit my ass.
Not happening. Posted by: Mathers at February 22, 2017 06:30 PM (3myMJ) I hope you're wrong. I am one of the biggest Calexit supporters around. They deserve to be their own country. They deserve to be stuck with themselves. I deserve to have them out of my hair and out of my country. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2017 06:33 PM (zc3Db) 149
Dirty hippies in N Dakota burning their camps in a sacred {{{{{native american}}}}}} ritual.
Posted by: gNewt ----- RELEASE THE BILLOWING DEADLY SMOKE AND CO2!!! FUCK YOU, OZONE!!! Posted by: Dang at February 22, 2017 06:33 PM (8b+oT) 150
I don't think the ones burning the camp are Indians. The Indians just want the whole thing to go away now.
It's hurting business at the Casino nearby. Posted by: Mathers at February 22, 2017 06:34 PM (3myMJ) 151
If a male cant go to the female bathroom, then what is the purpose of public education?
Posted by: 'Cold Civil War'. That seems apt. at February 22, 2017 06:34 PM (38wkr) 152
Oh, and Calexit my ass.
Not happening. Posted by: Mathers at February 22, 2017 06:30 PM (3myMJ) I hope you're wrong. I am one of the biggest Calexit supporters around. They deserve to be their own country. They deserve to be stuck with themselves. I deserve to have them out of my hair and out of my country. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair Amen. Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2017 06:34 PM (WFe5M) 153
It's taken all day, but it just occurred to my tired brain that Maxine Waters called Mad Dog Mattis a scumbag.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2017 06:34 PM (PY9jH) 154
*sits down* Go on... --- 5. He occasionally refers to his wife as Michael in public. 6. He has no rudimentary understanding of American holidays 7. He started his career with George Soros sitting behind him 8. He's friends with Bill Ayers 9. He says the most beautiful sound in the world is the Muslim call to prayer. 10 His Mom was a Communist 11. HIs father? Not really sure who exactly that is... Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 22, 2017 06:35 PM (J5mC3) 155
Dirty hippies in N Dakota burning their camps in a sacred {{{{{native american}}}}}} ritual.
Posted by: gNewt ---- CO2 soars, Irony Eyes Codi weeps. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2017 06:35 PM (NBHj5) 156
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2017 06:33 PM (zc3Db)
I have every sympathy for your desire. It won't happen, that's all. Posted by: Mathers at February 22, 2017 06:35 PM (3myMJ) 157
I am one of the biggest Calexit supporters around.
They deserve to be their own country. They deserve to be stuck with themselves. I deserve to have them out of my hair and out of my country. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair ----- I'd like to see federal funding cut off if they don't do as they're told by Trump. Best of both worlds. You're still in the US. And you're fucked by the US. Posted by: Dang at February 22, 2017 06:35 PM (8b+oT) 158
"Clean up our poop, dammit!! For the love of Gaia!!"
Posted by: Jane D'oh Fear of poop is so bourgeoisie, man. Posted by: yogi Marie Calendar at February 22, 2017 06:35 PM (4YGWz) 159
Go on...
--- 5. He occasionally refers to his wife as Michael in public. 6. He has no rudimentary understanding of American holidays 7. He started his career with George Soros sitting behind him 8. He's friends with Bill Ayers 9. He says the most beautiful sound in the world is the Muslim call to prayer. 10 His Mom was a Communist 11. HIs father? Not really sure who exactly that is... Posted by: shibumi 12. My muslim faith...... Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2017 06:36 PM (WFe5M) 160
@shibumi
I am a bad moron, I hadn't heard most of those. I wonder if we can get O'Keefe on those after he dumps on CNN. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2017 06:36 PM (NdM46) 161
It's taken all day, but it just occurred to my tired brain that Maxine Waters called Mad Dog Mattis a scumbag.
-- General Mattis' kidney stone could easily beat Maxine Waters in any debate within five minutes. Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 22, 2017 06:36 PM (J5mC3) 162
It's taken all day, but it just occurred to my tired brain that Maxine Waters called Mad Dog Mattis a scumbag.
Posted by: Jane D'oh -------- *twitches. opens an eye* Posted by: Mattis' rug at February 22, 2017 06:37 PM (NBHj5) 163
159 Go on...
--- 5. He occasionally refers to his wife as Michael in public. 6. He has no rudimentary understanding of American holidays 7. He started his career with George Soros sitting behind him 8. He's friends with Bill Ayers 9. He says the most beautiful sound in the world is the Muslim call to prayer. 10 His Mom was a Communist 11. HIs father? Not really sure who exactly that is... Posted by: shibumi 12. My muslim faith...... Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2017 06:36 PM (WFe5M) 13. Mentored by pedo commie Frank Marshall Davis. Posted by: buzzion at February 22, 2017 06:37 PM (z/Ubi) 164
144 Dirty hippies in N Dakota burning their camps in a sacred {{{{{native american}}}}}} ritual.
-------- A bunch of culturally appropriating, Gaia polluting hypocrites......... Posted by: lindarose schadenbutton! at February 22, 2017 06:37 PM (JNDQi) 165
"I pee with LGBT!"
Oh...wow. That is so bad. Also, notice they only show adults sharing the bathroom, because to show a creepy adult male identifying as a female reaching under the stall occupied by a sweet lil' 9 year old would be...disturbing. Does the TX bathroom bill address other spaces like locker rooms and store changing rooms? Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2017 06:37 PM (NOIQH) Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2017 06:37 PM (WFe5M) 167
For those wondering (if anyone) among the allegations by the NCAA against Mississippi, #7 is interesting. There's speculation that allegation revolves around a lot of free Taco Bell.
https://tinyurl.com/goamqps Posted by: Country Singer says GTHOM! at February 22, 2017 06:37 PM (GUBah) 168
Maxine Waters
Isn't that like the magic word that if said three times opens the cavern that sucks your IQ points out? Posted by: JEM at February 22, 2017 06:37 PM (TppKb) 169
12. My muslim faith...... Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2017 06:36 PM (WFe5M) "Barack's home country of Kenya." (Mooch) Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2017 06:37 PM (PY9jH) 170
"Their camp is about to turn into an open sewer, when the rains hit. Earf lovers, my ass."
Naaahhhhhh. Just let 'em be. Back in Unpleasant Disagreement Between Various States days that kinda thing was good for 30+% casualties over a fairly short term. Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 22, 2017 06:37 PM (Oeb2k) 171
I have no idea what you're talking about. I haven't seen a single conservative embrace Bruce Jenner in any way. Sure, some Vichy Republicans might have but everyone I deal with has held that Bruce is just nuts - which is, of course, self-evident.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair _________ Trump said he would be fine with Caitlyn/Bruce using the women's bathroom at Trump Tower. Just sayin' Posted by: Maritime at February 22, 2017 06:37 PM (zQPZI) 172
Speaking of pussy hats, will mish march II reuse them?
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2017 06:37 PM (HDU3V) 173
159 Go on...
--- 5. He occasionally refers to his wife as Michael in public. 6. He has no rudimentary understanding of American holidays 7. He started his career with George Soros sitting behind him 8. He's friends with Bill Ayers 9. He says the most beautiful sound in the world is the Muslim call to prayer. 10 His Mom was a Communist 11. HIs father? Not really sure who exactly that is... Posted by: shibumi 12. My muslim faith...... Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2017 06:36 PM (WFe5M) +++ 13. His transgender "nanny". Posted by: washrivergal at February 22, 2017 06:37 PM (Ivjge) 174
Both coasts belong to USA. Californians desiring exit should consider Mexico or Canada respectively.
Posted by: gNewt at February 22, 2017 06:37 PM (5t7Yo) 175
There will be no Exits. Cal, Texas or otherwise.
Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2017 06:38 PM (NXfyF) 176
142,
If, and I repeat if, the NFL were to actually threaten Texas, the results wouldn't be pretty. For the NFL. Posted by: Anon a mouse... at February 22, 2017 06:38 PM (MINbv) 177
All the people cheering for "Calexit!" will suddenly be all "We can't leave it to the friggin' states! Cause that's like the Confederacy!"
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there Nope. They won't. They will go into the arms of china before that happens, and into the arms of china they will go. Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 22, 2017 06:22 PM (4YGWz) I was thinking more like in the arms of North Korea. Not much difference between the two except you can still smoke and eat whatever you want in North Korea. After a few years, Kim Lil Dong will be begging us to take them back. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 22, 2017 06:38 PM (5VlCp) 178
"The fact that there are no records of his time at Columbia or Harvard, and no one remembers him?"
Obama seems pretty well remembered at Harvard. Not so happily so in many cases. Carol Platt Liebau was on the law review at the time and was quite annoyed with him. Per her account, Obama was more enamored with the idea of himself as the Historic First Black President of the law review, rather than with the idea of his actually shouldering a workload commensurate with that post. (Stop me if you've heard this one before.) It's Obama's stints at Columbia and Occidental which are really the mystery, and where he is strikingly unremembered. Most likely he was just cutting class constantly, goofing off and chooming and going down on his Paki boyfriends, and being handed the affirmative-action version of "gentleman's C" grades despite a lazy lack of application. Posted by: torquewrench at February 22, 2017 06:38 PM (noWW6) 179
okay, 14 then.
Posted by: washrivergal at February 22, 2017 06:38 PM (Ivjge) Posted by: willow at February 22, 2017 06:38 PM (R7cwD) 181
Maxine Waters Isn't that like the magic word that if said three times opens the cavern that sucks your IQ points out? Posted by: JEM In her case you only have to say it once. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2017 06:39 PM (IqV8l) 182
Pretty sure Barry has had more penis than Lena Dunham.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2017 06:39 PM (PY9jH) 183
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 22, 2017 06:35 PM (J5mC3)
Shut up because Trump doesn't sufficiently love Jews to the point we believe he's not anti-semitic is the real conversation now! Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 22, 2017 06:39 PM (/f1mm) 184
I am coming for zee plumbing!
Posted by: Literally Hitler at February 22, 2017 06:39 PM (KgpWR) 185
I am a bad moron, I hadn't heard most of those.
I wonder if we can get O'Keefe on those after he dumps on CNN. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2017 06:36 PM --- I wish I could say these are made up, but they're not. The Michelle penis stuff is mind blowing. Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 22, 2017 06:39 PM (J5mC3) 186
It will be a great day in America when everyone is free to choose their bathrooms and girls are free to bite tranny dicks off.
Posted by: JEM at February 22, 2017 06:39 PM (TppKb) 187
Trump said he would be fine with Caitlyn/Bruce using the women's bathroom at Trump Tower.
Just sayin' Posted by: Maritime at February 22, 2017 06:37 PM (zQPZI) Oh. Never heard that. That's sorta stupid. Oh well. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2017 06:40 PM (zc3Db) 188
After a few years, Kim Lil Dong will be begging us to take them back.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy California starring in "Ransom of Red Chief" Posted by: Bruce at February 22, 2017 06:40 PM (8ikIW) 189
>>>Well, the NFL has threatened Texas with no more superbowls if we don't let chicks with dicks use the ladies......hahahahahahahahahaha... Posted by: lindarose schadenbutton! at February 22, 2017 06:16 PM (JNDQi)
Coloradoans, beware. The Outdoor Retailer trade show is pulling out of Utah, taking its $45 Million economic boost with it. All Utah's governor refused to bow to their demand we drop the fight over the Bears Ears monument that Obama designated. It sounds like Colorado's governor is kissing butt already to get this white elephant gift of an expo moved to his state. If so, kiss any authority to determine the destiny of your own state lands goodbye. Hickenlooper "doesn't agree with Utah's position on public lands and will elevate his state's celebration of public lands and the outdoor recreation industry if Denver is identified as a potential host for the Outdoor Retailer trade shows." http://preview.tinyurl.com/htlvpl7 Posted by: LizLem at February 22, 2017 06:40 PM (hvf9s) 190
I give it 72 hrs. Before a judge issues a stay.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 22, 2017 06:40 PM (P/kVC) 191
Didn't Barry (or Bill Ayers) write in one of his stupid books about sharing a bedroom in Indonesia with a tranny housekeeper?
Yeah, I'm sure that didn't influence him. Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2017 06:41 PM (PY9jH) 192
Back in Unpleasant Disagreement Between Various States days that kinda thing was good for 30+% casualties over a fairly short term.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez -------------- *serves up a nice helping of bacterium* Posted by: Cholera at February 22, 2017 06:42 PM (NBHj5) 193
I was thinking more like in the arms of North Korea.
Not much difference between the two except you can still smoke and eat whatever you want in North Korea. After a few years, Kim Lil Dong will be begging us to take them back. Posted by: Hairyback Guy So you're the single person in the entire universe who found the 2012 remake of Red Dawn plausible? Posted by: yogi Marie Calendar at February 22, 2017 06:42 PM (4YGWz) 194
The MSM is going to have another major shit fit......................................................AGAIN.
LMFAO Posted by: Old Nam Vet at February 22, 2017 06:42 PM (bKxiT) 195
191 Didn't Barry (or Bill Ayers) write in one of his stupid books about sharing a bedroom in Indonesia with a tranny housekeeper?
And He was legally adopted by Soetero.... Posted by: It's me donna at February 22, 2017 06:42 PM (O2RFr) 196
67 Actual barker I heard about 25 years ago outside New Orleans strip club...
"Come on in, boys will be girls, girls will be boys, come on in. There's chicks with dicks." Never thought there would be a president of the United States thinking that was normal. Fuck you, Obama. Posted by: Dang at February 22, 2017 06:18 PM (8b+oT) No such thing as "chicks with dicks", it's "dudes with tits". Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac, Just Sayin at February 22, 2017 06:42 PM (1JnAL) 197
"Both coasts belong to USA. Californians desiring exit should consider Mexico or Canada respectively."
For some reason, liberal white Commiefornians seem far more interested in being ruled from Ottawa than from Mexico City. Wacism! However, I further note that (a) about half of Commiefornia geographically is owned by the federal government, and (b) about 3/4 of the remaining half of the state which is not thus federally owned is in conservative rural counties which may not wish to secede. "Calexit" might come down to the coastal megalopolises and their suburbs leaving, and that's about it. Posted by: torquewrench at February 22, 2017 06:42 PM (noWW6) 198
I wish I could say these are made up, but they're not. The Michelle penis stuff is mind blowing. Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 22, 2017 06:39 PM (J5mC3) +++ But what about the daughters? They both have Michelle's height. If they are adopted, it would be a strange coincidence that they would both carry that certain height gene. Posted by: washrivergal at February 22, 2017 06:42 PM (Ivjge) 199
I would like to see a Predator II released. It takes place in California.
Posted by: Deplorable Who Is Now A Scumbag Evidently at February 22, 2017 06:42 PM (6LwXe) 200
31 Hillary Clinton roasts Republicans who 'can't take the heat' of town halls
----- You mean roasted like an old lady having a seizure on a New York city sidewalk in 70 degree weather? Posted by: Dang at February 22, 2017 06:13 PM (8b+oT) Everybody has already seen that if you google "side of beef" images you get... Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 22, 2017 06:43 PM (P/kVC) 201
No such thing as "chicks with dicks", it's "dudes with tits".
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac, Just Sayin at February 22, 2017 06:42 PM (1JnAL) Futanari fans everywhere weep. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2017 06:43 PM (NdM46) 202
The Michelle penis stuff is mind blowing.
Nah, Mooch is Female... Just not a very attractive one... Posted by: It's me donna at February 22, 2017 06:43 PM (O2RFr) 203
>>Pretty sure Barry has had more penis than Lena Dunham.
Posted by: Jane D'oh Duh! I'm better looking than that skank. Posted by: Barry at February 22, 2017 06:43 PM (/Nite) 204
Per her account, Obama was more enamored with the idea of himself as the Historic First Black President of the law review, rather than with the idea of his actually shouldering a workload commensurate with that post. (Stop me if you've heard this one before.)
-------------------------- Reportedly it was the conservative contingent on the law review that tipped the balance to Barky, figuring "Hey, if we give this Alinskyite commie muslim Indonesian student this extremely prestigious credential and career-booster, what could possibly go wrong?" Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at February 22, 2017 06:43 PM (hA1V+) 205
Most likely he was just cutting class constantly, goofing off and chooming and going down on his Paki boyfriends, and being handed the affirmative-action version of "gentleman's C" grades despite a lazy lack of application.
--- Probably. I'm sure there are a handful of people out there that might remember him, however, I don't remember lots of people coming forward from his college days talking about what a great guy he was back then. We can always replace that with: 3. We have never seen his college records and 12. Why does he have multiple social security numbers and aliases? Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 22, 2017 06:44 PM (J5mC3) 206
The Michelle penis stuff is mind blowing.
This one? http://bit.ly/2fsXnna (Goes to my Photobucket) Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2017 06:44 PM (WFe5M) 207
What passport did Barry travel to Pohkeeeeston on with his Paki boyfriend? Back when Americans weren't allowed to travel there.
Dear President Trump..... Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2017 06:45 PM (PY9jH) 208
Did Bruce (aka Caitln) ever get the actual male parts removed?
I didn't think so. The whole thing is a publicity stunt... Posted by: navybrat at February 22, 2017 06:45 PM (w7KSn) 209
If the NFL boycotts Texas we will just switch over to watching Friday Night Tykes. Just as much yelling, cussing and thuggery as the NFL. I'm laughing sadly.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 22, 2017 06:45 PM (IDPbH) Posted by: davidt at February 22, 2017 06:46 PM (XoldI) 211
What passport did Barry travel to Pohkeeeeston on with his Paki boyfriend? Back when Americans weren't allowed to travel there.
Dear President Trump..... -- Or: Dear James O'Keefe.... Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 22, 2017 06:46 PM (J5mC3) 212
Barry eating dog really got my back up. His bored and disinterested narration on the audiobook was lame.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2017 06:46 PM (NdM46) 213
207 What passport did Barry travel to Pohkeeeeston on with his Paki boyfriend? Back when Americans weren't allowed to travel there.
And I'd like to see what kind of "scholarship" He received... Was it a Foreign Student one? Posted by: It's me donna at February 22, 2017 06:46 PM (O2RFr) Posted by: Deplorable Who Is Now A Scumbag Evidently at February 22, 2017 06:46 PM (6LwXe) 215
>>Trump said he would be fine with Caitlyn/Bruce using the women's bathroom at Trump Tower.
Yes, he did. IIRC, his Mar-a-Lago was also the only club in the area that accepted gay members. I never considered Trump much of a social conservative much less a fervent Republican. The difference is that Trump is not all that excited about a lot of these social issues - he's focused on the important things, things that a president should be working on, like national security, national sovereignty, jobs, economic growth. Obama, Hillary and the rest of the Democrats not only support transgender bathrooms, but believe it it is a top priority *and are willing to put the full weight of the federal government to get every damn American on board* whether they agree or not. Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2017 06:46 PM (NOIQH) 216
There is a new comic book out CalExit, its a Leftist fantasy comic.
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2017 06:46 PM (HDU3V) 217
Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2017 06:44 PM (WFe5M)
+++ What the? Not only is there a mysterious bulge down there but she is so scuzzy to scratch (unit? whatever it is) right out there for the world to see. Posted by: washrivergal at February 22, 2017 06:48 PM (Ivjge) 218
So you're the single person in the entire universe who found the 2012 remake of Red Dawn plausible?
Posted by: yogi Marie Calendar at February 22, 2017 06:42 PM (4YGWz) Hahaha....well no. I never saw the the original with the dead guy, what's his name?,so pretty sure I never saw a remake. But North Korea makes sense....closer, crazier and China has deniability. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 22, 2017 06:48 PM (5VlCp) 219
The next time Barry opens his snide mouth to snark on Trump, PDT needs to *immediately* get on finding Prissypants' college transcripts.
After eight long years of misery, we deserve to know their contents. Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2017 06:48 PM (PY9jH) 220
Most likely he was just cutting class constantly, goofing off and chooming and going down on his Paki boyfriends, and being handed the affirmative-action version of "gentleman's C" grades despite a lazy lack of application.
Posted by: torquewrench at February 22, 2017 06:38 PM (noWW6) He was being groomed from day one to perform one task with one skill. They succeeded. The elitists and State won that round soundly. Posted by: gNewt at February 22, 2017 06:48 PM (5t7Yo) 221
The difference is that Trump is not all that excited about a lot of these social issues - he's focused on the important things, things that a president should be working on, like national security, national sovereignty, jobs, economic growth. Obama, Hillary and the rest of the Democrats not only support transgender bathrooms, but believe it it is a top priority *and are willing to put the full weight of the federal government to get every damn American on board* whether they agree or not. Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2017 06:46 PM (NOIQH) ---------- ^^^^ THIS^^^^ Posted by: Weasel at February 22, 2017 06:48 PM (Sfs6o) 222
171 I have no idea what you're talking about. I haven't seen a single conservative embrace Bruce Jenner in any way. Sure, some Vichy Republicans might have but everyone I deal with has held that Bruce is just nuts - which is, of course, self-evident.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair _________ Trump said he would be fine with Caitlyn/Bruce using the women's bathroom at Trump Tower. Just sayin' Posted by: Maritime at February 22, 2017 06:37 PM (zQPZI) Difference is that Trump Tower is HIS property. He makes the rules as the landlord. The POTUS telling everyone how to designate their bathrooms is another issue. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac, Just Sayin at February 22, 2017 06:48 PM (1JnAL) 223
OT, but I must rant about something that happened today. Talk about f'ing entitlement.
I went for a walk at lunch (gorgeous day today) and found an ATM card on the sidewalk. I took it back to work with me, called the bank, gave them the name and number on the card and they contacted the owner and gave her my work number. She called me and I told her where I had found it and where I work so she could come pick it up. She (a black woman) says, "Oh, that's a long way for me to come. I have to take the bus across town and I was only there to go to the doctor today. Could you drop it off at my house instead?" Her hood is in the frigging hood and I'm not going anywhere near without a suit of armor and a rifle - certainly not to return the card SHE lost! I said "No, I'll keep it here for a few days and if you don't come get it, I'll cut it up." She said, "OK" grudgingly. You dumb ungrateful asshole, I did you a favor and you want it delivered to your goddamn door? Jeez. /end of rant Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at February 22, 2017 06:49 PM (P8951) Posted by: @votermom's phone at February 22, 2017 06:49 PM (Om16U) 225
/end of rant
Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersandsand so there at February 22, 2017 06:49 PM (P8951) RACISSSS!!!! Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2017 06:50 PM (PY9jH) 226
Hah! I just saw that Melania will be hosting her first WH ball on Oscars Night.
Posted by: @votermom's phone at February 22, 2017 06:49 PM (Om16U) OMG! I can't wait to see her gown! Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2017 06:51 PM (PY9jH) 227
The MSM is going to have another major shit fit......................................................AGAIN.
=== Wear 'em out Donald. Wear 'em out. Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 22, 2017 06:52 PM (KgpWR) 228
207 What passport did Barry travel to Pohkeeeeston on with his Paki boyfriend? Back when Americans weren't allowed to travel there.
Dear President Trump..... Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2017 06:45 PM (PY9jH) Remember those "contractors" back in 2008 that accidentally erased his passport records? Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac is like Pepperidge Farms, He remembers at February 22, 2017 06:52 PM (1JnAL) 229
OMG! I can't wait to see her gown! Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2017 06:51 PM (PY9jH) And Ivanka's as well. Much more interesting than looking at the Hollywood scrunts. Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at February 22, 2017 06:53 PM (P8951) 230
Seriously? This is what our society ahs come to? On this hill we must all fall? Can we at least end our society on a dignified note?
Posted by: Old G at February 22, 2017 06:25 PM (UgF8H) -------------- The nation needs to don their pussy hats and think about this. Posted by: Soona at February 22, 2017 06:53 PM (Fmupd) 231
I haven't watched the Oscars in forever. I used to watch the red carpet for the fashion, and I can't even stand that now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2017 06:54 PM (PY9jH) 232
Maybe its a chastity belt, wouldn't want to know why though.
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2017 06:54 PM (HDU3V) 233
#Dobbs highlighting GOP Lagging Leadership.
Posted by: Deplorable Who Is Now A Scumbag Evidently at February 22, 2017 06:54 PM (6LwXe) 234
>>The POTUS telling everyone how to designate their bathrooms is another issue.
And having Lynch and others at DoJ give a public speech announcing that they will prosecute the h#ll out of anyone who does not get on board with their non-legally binding "guidance". Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2017 06:54 PM (NOIQH) 235
Even in WY there is much slobbering from local media lefties over "Transgender" (no such thing) rights/issues. For example, here is an article from the Casper (Red) Star Tribune: http://preview.tinyurl.com/zf3dx7v
They even have their own resident comment troll who insults and mocks those who do not display the correct mindthoughts. So progressive. Posted by: Jsut Another Chucklehead at February 22, 2017 06:54 PM (SmcJp) Posted by: EVLINC! at February 22, 2017 06:55 PM (y3aQB) 237
>>Remember those "contractors" back in 2008 that accidentally erased his passport records?
And the one who peeked at Obama's passport was killed not long after...Quarles Harris. Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2017 06:56 PM (NOIQH) 238
>>She said, "OK" grudgingly. You dumb ungrateful asshole, I did you a favor and you want it delivered to your goddamn door? Jeez.
/end of rant Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersandsand so there I'm surprised she didn't want you to pick up carry out on the way. Posted by: Aviator at February 22, 2017 06:57 PM (/Nite) 239
I was in the self checkout at Walmart and saw that there was a $20 in the change slot, I called the clerk over and gave it to her. The guy behind me was flabbergasted that I was so honest, a sad commentary on today's society.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 22, 2017 06:58 PM (6Ll1u) 240
Even in WY there is much slobbering from local media lefties over "Transgender" (no such thing) rights/issues. For example, here is an article from the Casper (Red) Star Tribune: http://preview.tinyurl.com/zf3dx7v
Posted by: Jsut Another Chucklehead at February 22, 2017 06:54 PM (SmcJp) Heh, money talks. Posted by: ghost of Soros at February 22, 2017 06:58 PM (5t7Yo) 241
from way up thread: Dirty hippies in N Dakota burning their camps in a sacred {{{{{native american}}}}}} ritual.
BwaaHaHa. I hope they get immediately dumped on by a wet ND blizzard and the local native american town is now fed up enough to chain the rec center closed rather than let the idiots in to save their sorry SJW asses. Posted by: PaleRider at February 22, 2017 06:58 PM (dkExz) 242
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/end of rant Posted by: Donna di deplorable ampersands&&&&and so there at February 22, 2017 06:49 PM (P8951) Just lovely. Posted by: rickl at February 22, 2017 06:59 PM (sdi6R) 243
so arguing on FB with a Friends "Ind." friend & he 1st response is he has taught history for 25 years ! He outed himself right away A Teacher is "INd" RIGHT ????????????????
Posted by: EVLINC! at February 22, 2017 07:00 PM (y3aQB) 244
I was in the self checkout at Walmart and saw that there was a $20 in the change slot, I called the clerk over and gave it to her. The guy behind me was flabbergasted that I was so honest, a sad commentary on today's society.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby I did that three times last year at Kroger. Not my money. Not gonna keep it. Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2017 07:01 PM (WFe5M) 245
Jusf saw the Burning Man syndrome at the pipe protest, environmentalists aren't so environmental are then, but then their guru Gore isn't either.
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2017 07:03 PM (HDU3V) 246
The cashier gave me $1 too much at the liquor store last night and I gave it back to her.
Posted by: rickl at February 22, 2017 07:03 PM (sdi6R) Posted by: navybrat at February 22, 2017 07:03 PM (w7KSn) 248
so arguing on FB with a Friends "Ind." friend & he 1st response is he has taught history for 25 years ! He outed himself right away A Teacher is "INd" RIGHT ????????????????
Posted by: EVLINC! 25 years and 5 bucks will get him some hot brown liquid at the nearest starbucks. Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 22, 2017 07:04 PM (4YGWz) 249
Once a bank teller gave me $10 too much and I gave it back. She was VERY appreciative. She said she would have been there for a long time after closing trying to find the discrepancy.
Posted by: rickl at February 22, 2017 07:05 PM (sdi6R) 250
Many places tellers have to pay any discrepancies in cash to sales
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2017 07:09 PM (HDU3V) 251
While walking the dog a week ago, I found a sodden note with $10 in it. The note said "Dishnet workers".
I assume that it was a tip for work done, but so far, I haven't found a neighbor who has had Dish workers recently. So, it sits on the kitchen counter, as I continue to canvass. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2017 07:09 PM (NBHj5) 252
I was at the bank once to cash my paycheck and get a money order for rent, the teller cashed it gave me the money order and then proceeded to give me the cash amount of the check. I had to convince her that I had to give the money back to her, she was grateful in the end.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 22, 2017 07:11 PM (6Ll1u) 253
She (a black woman) says, "Oh, that's a long way for me to come. I have to take the bus across town and I was only there to go to the doctor today. Could you drop it off at my house instead?"
Her hood is in the frigging hood and I'm not going anywhere near without a suit of armor and a rifle - certainly not to return the card SHE lost! I said "No, I'll keep it here for a few days and if you don't come get it, I'll cut it up." She said, "OK" grudgingly. You dumb ungrateful asshole, I did you a favor and you want it delivered to your goddamn door? Jeez. /end of rant --- I had a friend who went to New Orleans with the Red Cross after Hurricane Katrina. She was never exposed to the black ghetto mentality before. She was stunned. They were doing their best to get people things like "water" and they were being told off because the water "wasn't cold enough" Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 22, 2017 07:58 PM (J5mC3) 254
I'm all in favor of requiring you to use the boys' room if you have a penis and the girls' room if you have a vagina. This is great news!
I'm not entirely unsympathetic to trannies. To them, I just say, hey, go ahead and break those rules and just pee where you want to. See, if a guy is making a genuine effort to live as a woman, here's how that'll go. He'll look more or less like a woman. He'll walk into the ladies' room, close the stall door behind him, sit down to pee and walk out as if there's nothing out of the ordinary going on. As long as he doesn't wash his dick in the sink on the way out, nobody will notice. And in the rare situation that a woman does notice, she probably won't really think anything of it. "Oh, a trans-woman. No big deal." What those bathroom rules actually do is keep perverted men with bad intentions from having free access to the ladies' room. Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at February 22, 2017 09:34 PM (0OG8D) 255
What Warbler said; except we don't think "Oh, a trans-woman," but "Oh, a DRAG QUEEN. I sure hope the sonofabitch didn't leave the seat up."
I get angry seeing either type of male in women's preserves, bathrooms AND locker rooms. Don't forget that bit of privacy-invasion: Obozo decreed that we women and girls had to put up with men invading our locker rooms, too!!! In What Universe is this "okay"??? Posted by: Beverly at February 22, 2017 10:15 PM (uiq6v) 256
#255: Good point about the locker rooms, Beverly! That is a bit more complicated. I guess in that situation, I'd tell trannies to make sure they're "tucked" really securely, and always keep at least their panties on. Oh, and don't get a boner; it's hard to control when your genitalia is an outie, I know, but what's the alternative?
Probably better for them just to avoid going into the locker room in the first place, though. Public pool? Just wear your swimsuit under your clothes, I guess. Yeah, I know that sucks, too, but, again, what's the alternative? You can't just let everyone who wants to go into the women's locker room go in there. If you just say biological males can go in there, too, rapists and voyeurs will want to take advantage of that and maybe bring hidden cameras with them. Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler. Welcome to Trumpdome, bitch! at February 22, 2017 10:53 PM (0OG8D) Processing 0.02, elapsed 0.034 seconds. |
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