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Lena Dunham Does Yoga and, Get This, Posts It For the World to See
Oh, she takes this opportunity to, get this, talk about her vagina and periods. Thanks, of a kind, to Lea.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 22, 2017 02:09 PM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 22, 2017 02:09 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 22, 2017 02:09 PM (P/aDH)
Posted by: Clay at February 22, 2017 02:10 PM (yDqYW)
Posted by: joe, with palpable demonic activity at February 22, 2017 02:11 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 22, 2017 02:11 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: fixerupper at February 22, 2017 02:12 PM (8XRCm)
Please, just because you have to do something about your boner,
we shouldn't have to pay for it.
Posted by: Roman Maroni at February 22, 2017 02:12 PM (vCA4F)
Posted by: steevy at February 22, 2017 02:12 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: Milo at February 22, 2017 02:12 PM (ats44)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 22, 2017 02:12 PM (4YGWz)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at February 22, 2017 02:12 PM (4+dP0)
She's an attention whore.
She wakes up every day and tries to think of new ways to get attention.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 22, 2017 02:13 PM (hdoNb)
I first read that as "Lena Dunham Does Yogurt"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 22, 2017 02:13 PM (cuZZW)
Posted by: rd at February 22, 2017 02:13 PM (iT57s)
The Moron Binge & Purge method.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2017 02:13 PM (jTv1/)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 22, 2017 02:13 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Sporkatus at February 22, 2017 02:13 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 22, 2017 02:13 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 22, 2017 02:13 PM (EUMr7)
Posted by: Lily Formerly of HotAir (Now from AoSHQ)assassin in the night at February 22, 2017 02:13 PM (vivhj)
Posted by: Lena's Yoga Matt at February 22, 2017 02:13 PM (GX63o)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at February 22, 2017 02:13 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 22, 2017 02:13 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 22, 2017 02:13 PM (2x9LM)
I don't even want to know....
Posted by: blaster at February 22, 2017 02:14 PM (tewYv)
O.M.G.
She has on yoga clothes.
She looks like somebody rolled a ribbed comdom over a loaf of garlic bread.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 22, 2017 02:14 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 22, 2017 02:14 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 22, 2017 02:14 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Soona at February 22, 2017 02:14 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: L, Elle at February 22, 2017 02:14 PM (Rsi2C)
Posted by: tu3031 at February 22, 2017 02:14 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: lindarose schadenbutton! at February 22, 2017 02:14 PM (JNDQi)
She is mental, and I am not clicking any dang link that confirms that yet again.
She is sick in the head and Hollywood/NYC need to stop enabling her.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2017 02:14 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 22, 2017 02:14 PM (vur0q)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 22, 2017 02:14 PM (2x9LM)
Posted by: davidt at February 22, 2017 02:14 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Lea at February 22, 2017 02:15 PM (lIU4e)
And the universe responded....bigly.
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at February 22, 2017 02:15 PM (oZ6kz)
I'm not a proud man. I've made no bones about it. But there is just no way in hell I would tap that.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 22, 2017 02:15 PM (RWSlt)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 22, 2017 02:15 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: fixerupper at February 22, 2017 02:14 PM (8XRCm)
*wipes monitor
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 22, 2017 02:15 PM (2x9LM)
Posted by: a D&D 3.5 psion at February 22, 2017 02:15 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: Benji Carver at February 22, 2017 02:15 PM (OD2ni)
My first foray into yoga came for the noblest of reasons. I was driving past a yoga studio and it had a sign that said "hot yoga". (Turned out to be Bikram). I thought to myself, self, if you turn up the heat in a yoga room all those yoga chicks are going to sweat a lot and their yoga clothes will get all clingy.
So I decided to pursue the Oriental path of enlightenment, because I'm deep that way.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at February 22, 2017 02:16 PM (mgbwf)
Posted by: colfax mingo at February 22, 2017 02:16 PM (Ik1WR)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2017 02:16 PM (0mRoj)
Yep, but it's hard to feel sorry for her when she's given so much ability to poison other minds. Heck, just saw that she's one of the judges for a cookbook contest on Food52.com - WTF, people??? Food and Lena do not belong in the same sentence - no, the same paragraph, the same post...
Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2017 02:16 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 22, 2017 02:16 PM (TJCSB)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 22, 2017 02:16 PM (2x9LM)
Posted by: fixerupper at February 22, 2017 02:14 PM (8XRCm)
There have been some comical things posted today (as always), but that might be my favorite.
Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 22, 2017 02:16 PM (/f1mm)
Posted by: Timon at February 22, 2017 02:16 PM (27k1O)
Speaking of women and self defense and martial arts...
I just discovered another good youtube channel.
There is a lot of bullshit self defense videos and classes out there that won't help anyone in a real situation. This short video explains and shows why:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i54grFI-JhA
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 22, 2017 02:17 PM (hdoNb)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 22, 2017 02:17 PM (GX63o)
I think Ace needs to make it up to the rest of us for inflicting this on us. Or maybe a COB can save us.
Post some Kate Upton walking around or something. Heck, post some Kate Upton and also a Maggie Thatcher speech for the 'Ettes to drool over. And more than a few Ron's, too.
Posted by: Vanceone at February 22, 2017 02:17 PM (819B5)
Posted by: lindarose schadenbutton! at February 22, 2017 02:17 PM (JNDQi)
Okay, the repurposing Iron Maiden lyrics was a bad idea. Off to drink bleach - I hear there's a line.
Posted by: Sporkatus at February 22, 2017 02:17 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at February 22, 2017 02:17 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2017 02:17 PM (fDdVG)
Posted by: steevy at February 22, 2017 02:18 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2017 02:18 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Lily Formerly of HotAir (Now from AoSHQ)assassin in the night at February 22, 2017 02:18 PM (vivhj)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at February 22, 2017 02:18 PM (RD7QR)
Mmm...
Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 22, 2017 02:18 PM (/f1mm)
Posted by: Crusader at February 22, 2017 02:18 PM (ewSN2)
Posted by: ustuplay at February 22, 2017 02:18 PM (olvG6)
Posted by: josephistan at February 22, 2017 02:18 PM (7HtZB)
WASTF
Posted by: random lurker commenter at February 22, 2017 02:19 PM (+tRIN)
Yes indeed.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2017 02:19 PM (fDdVG)
Posted by: fixerupper at February 22, 2017 02:14 PM (8XRCm)
This is poetry.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 22, 2017 02:19 PM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: USNtakim at February 22, 2017 02:19 PM (hMqvx)
Posted by: Lurking Canuck at February 22, 2017 02:19 PM (NF2Bf)
Posted by: steevy at February 22, 2017 02:18 PM (r/0kC)
Jeez, anything to get a drop cloth over that bloated turd would gain her the Medal of Freedom.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2017 02:19 PM (mbhDw)
Also, do you want to shoot straight?
Well, first you need to practice squeezing the trigger without moving the gun!
Another short video with 3 great tips to hit your target!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=li0rGtXh23I
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 22, 2017 02:19 PM (hdoNb)
God: Hold my beer....
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at February 22, 2017 02:19 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 22, 2017 02:20 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: random lurker commenter at February 22, 2017 02:20 PM (+tRIN)
Posted by: George Costanza at February 22, 2017 02:20 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at February 22, 2017 02:16 PM (mgbwf)
You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar. I shall hoist a pint in your honor this evening.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 22, 2017 02:20 PM (RWSlt)
Posted by: Chupacabra at February 22, 2017 02:20 PM (o/Ar3)
She is the last picked player for a team in terms of looks and personality.
Posted by: Blanco at February 22, 2017 02:20 PM (tGBt6)
Posted by: a D&D 3.5 psion at February 22, 2017 02:15 PM (eXSOZ) "
That joke definitely gets its lunch money stolen every day.
(Says the guy that played a Psychic Warrior in a gestalt campaign once...)
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at February 22, 2017 02:21 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2017 02:17 PM (fDdVG)
It's nice of you to hope for that, but I'm pretty sure that ship has sailed before the horse could close the barn doors and we aren't going to get the genie back in the toothpaste tube.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 22, 2017 02:21 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 22, 2017 02:11 PM (kTF2Z)
In other words, this is actually a GAINZZZ thread. Clever.
Posted by: rickl at February 22, 2017 02:21 PM (zoehZ)
Posted by: Grad School Fool at February 22, 2017 02:21 PM (swEzU)
Posted by: Jaimo at February 22, 2017 02:21 PM (9U1OG)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 22, 2017 02:21 PM (GLJ84)
Posted by: Chupacabra at February 22, 2017 02:20 PM (o/Ar3)
Smells worse than a Mexican Yeti.
Posted by: josephistan at February 22, 2017 02:22 PM (7HtZB)
Her favorite yoga position is the downward facing dog
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 22, 2017 02:22 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 22, 2017 02:22 PM (/f1mm)
Posted by: Illiterati at February 22, 2017 02:22 PM (Re/7S)
If Ace's dick was bending the fabric of space-time because of Lena Dunham doing yoga I think his sleep apnea machine somehow cut off oxygen to his brain.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2017 02:22 PM (fDdVG)
Her parents are rich New Yorkers who are friends with Judd Apatow (director). The whole point is for smug NY/Hollywood types to sneer at normal people for being grossed out.
Posted by: Benji Carver at February 22, 2017 02:22 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: L, Elle at February 22, 2017 02:22 PM (Rsi2C)
My dick just retreated so far back in my body it can now predict six more weeks of winter.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at February 22, 2017 02:22 PM (ZFUt7)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at February 22, 2017 02:16 PM (mgbwf) "
You mean hentai?
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at February 22, 2017 02:23 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 22, 2017 02:23 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 22, 2017 02:23 PM (aMlLZ)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i54grFI-JhA
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 22, 2017 02:17 PM (hdoNb)\
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Bigfoot better be in this.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 22, 2017 02:23 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 22, 2017 02:23 PM (2x9LM)
What did we ever do to deserve that?
Posted by: yogurt at February 22, 2017 02:23 PM (ewSN2)
Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 22, 2017 02:23 PM (/f1mm)
comments so she can whine about sexism and fat-shaming and play the
poor, aggrieved victim.
Yes, she does. She gets off on this stuff because she keeps doing it. She Persists!
Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2017 02:24 PM (NOIQH)
She has developed her own signature yoga position,she calls it whale stuck on beach
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 22, 2017 02:24 PM (lKyWE)
Please join me in prayer for an alien attack to wipe us all out.
Hopefully this will be Thursday or Friday...
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at February 22, 2017 02:24 PM (TixTl)
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What? I do what on purpose? I have no idea where you people get this stuff.
Posted by: Lena Dunham in a Mermaid Suit, on the Beach at February 22, 2017 02:24 PM (4bKiB)
Posted by: davidt at February 22, 2017 02:24 PM (XoldI)
If that isn't a hanging curve ball.......
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 22, 2017 02:08 PM (cuZZW)
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I see dead penis's.
They are EVERYWHERE.
Posted by: Cole Sear at February 22, 2017 02:24 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Jugdish at February 22, 2017 02:24 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 22, 2017 02:25 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 22, 2017 02:25 PM (hdoNb)
Posted by: Blanco at February 22, 2017 02:25 PM (tGBt6)
Posted by: Evil Otto at February 22, 2017 02:25 PM (QI5PR)
Posted by: Kobeclan at February 22, 2017 02:25 PM (QU5Yj)
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm late for my four hours of Downward Dog with The Barbed Cock Of Satan.
Posted by: David Carr, Deceased at February 22, 2017 02:25 PM (nd1zx)
Posted by: fixerupper at February 22, 2017 02:25 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Iblis at February 22, 2017 02:25 PM (9221z)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at February 22, 2017 02:26 PM (NF2Bf)
Posted by: the coyote at February 22, 2017 02:26 PM (xnN7n)
McCain would collaborate with the bastards.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 22, 2017 02:26 PM (RWSlt)
@53 that was interesting and instructive
Glad you watched it.
A good self-defense instructor is quite rare.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 22, 2017 02:26 PM (hdoNb)
Posted by: Mrs. Malaprop at February 22, 2017 02:27 PM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Winston Churchill at February 22, 2017 02:27 PM (ewSN2)
If ScoggDog can clain to think *spit* Maddow is attractive, my statement should be uncontroversial.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 22, 2017 02:27 PM (g6yUI)
#Hardcore
http://tinyurl.com/podhcrg
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 22, 2017 02:27 PM (2x9LM)
Posted by: Soona at February 22, 2017 02:28 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 22, 2017 02:26 PM (hdoNb)
I like the girl in it.
Looks so calm and innocent until she gets into fight back mode.
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 22, 2017 02:28 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 22, 2017 02:28 PM (TJCSB)
Posted by: RioBravo at February 22, 2017 02:28 PM (SsblQ)
Posted by: Crusader at February 22, 2017 02:18 PM (ewSN2)
According to zombie, when she first showed up, her schtick was comedy that comes from from a not-particularly-attractive woman who somehow has got it into her head that she's hot, and the disparity between who she thinks she is and who she really is.
But now we know it wasn't an act. Dunham really does think she's hot. Which kind of ruins the comedy.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 22, 2017 02:28 PM (GLJ84)
Posted by: L, Elle at February 22, 2017 02:22 PM (Rsi2C)
I think she makes herself look as unattractive as possible sometimes. That other girl in the video did her hair and everything. That's normal behavior.
Also, I think she has a cow tattooed on her shoulder??
Posted by: Lea at February 22, 2017 02:29 PM (lIU4e)
Just an amorphous, jiggly blob of flesh-colored pudding.
Eeewww.
Posted by: thirteen28 at February 22, 2017 02:29 PM (GdJ+p)
I never thought I'd be writing to you about a ambulatory pint of yogurt but just the other day...
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 22, 2017 02:29 PM (4YGWz)
My friendsh, we have nothing to fear from the Kodos The Executioner administration!
Posted by: Sen. John McCain (Media-AZ) at February 22, 2017 02:29 PM (nd1zx)
Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at February 22, 2017 02:29 PM (mf5HN)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THIS LINK IS DEFINITELY WORTH CLICKING
Yoga pants brain bleach
http://tinyurl.com/hysf9mr
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at February 22, 2017 02:29 PM (NF2Bf)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 22, 2017 02:27 PM (2x9LM)
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[X] Sulsa Do Corps is to self defense as Lena Dunham is to yoga.
[ ] Sulsa Do Corps is NOT to self defense as Lena Dunham is to yoga.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 22, 2017 02:30 PM (8XRCm)
Looks so calm and innocent until she gets into fight back mode.
Her name is Amber!
She don't look like no Amber.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 22, 2017 02:30 PM (hdoNb)
Posted by: Azathoth at February 22, 2017 02:30 PM (kp4rz)
Posted by: Timon at February 22, 2017 02:30 PM (27k1O)
Oh, and Pancho Villa was a pussy.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 22, 2017 02:30 PM (4AVeu)
Posted by: AMartel at February 22, 2017 02:31 PM (WWgnZ)
Speaking of self-defense training what is the horde's thoughts on the effectiveness of Sulsa Do Corps?
#Hardcore
http://tinyurl.com/podhcrg
That's f'n Awesome!
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 22, 2017 02:31 PM (hdoNb)
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 22, 2017 02:25 PM (hdoNb)
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It is great to see this. I'm so tired of women being sold this idea that they can just learn a few simple moves and defend themselves from a determined attacker, particularly one that is twice their size.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 22, 2017 02:31 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: geoffb5 at February 22, 2017 02:31 PM (d3wbb)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 22, 2017 02:31 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: Old Nam Vet at February 22, 2017 02:31 PM (bKxiT)
Posted by: Soothsayer 45
THE NEXT TIME SOME MANIAC COMES AT YOU WITH A BUNCH OF LOGANBERRIES, DON'T COME CRYING TO ME!!!
Posted by: rare self defense instructor at February 22, 2017 02:31 PM (g6yUI)
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at February 22, 2017 02:31 PM (nd1zx)
Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at February 22, 2017 02:29 PM (mf5HN)
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http://tinyurl.com/hycg8mb
This one mixes camping AND spiders. WIN WIN for you.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 22, 2017 02:32 PM (8XRCm)
http://tinyurl.com/qg3w6fv
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE YOUR PALATE WILL NOT BE CLEANSED AND BECAUSE I RUINED THE JOKE OF IT BEING A PALATE CLEANSER
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at February 22, 2017 02:32 PM (NF2Bf)
Posted by: RigForRed at February 22, 2017 02:33 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at February 22, 2017 02:33 PM (IqV8l)
http://tinyurl.com/jctta3h
Posted by: Mrs. Malaprop at February 22, 2017 02:33 PM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Soothsayer 45
THE NEXT TIME SOME MANIAC COMES AT YOU WITH A BUNCH OF LOGANBERRIES, DON'T COME CRYING TO ME!!!
Posted by: rare self defense instructor at February 22, 2017 02:31 PM (g6yUI)
You better leave my berries out of this Bub....
Posted by: Wolverine at February 22, 2017 02:33 PM (qf6WZ)
Ace,
Try some adrenal support to boost your energy level. I like the brands with adrenal tissue, not just herbal. For sleep, try taking DHEA before bedtime. 25mg is probably enough. Got recommended both of these from naturopaths and they may be helpful to you.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 22, 2017 02:34 PM (vP09u)
Posted by: ghbucky at February 22, 2017 02:34 PM (D2q91)
How dare you compare me to Milo!
Posted by: Lena Dunham at February 22, 2017 02:34 PM (TixTl)
Looks so calm and innocent until she gets into fight back mode.
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 22, 2017 02:28 PM (Om16U)
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It seems like she's been trained to be legitimately dangerous for her size. I bet fighting her would be like fighting a dog: you may win but it's going to suck no matter what.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 22, 2017 02:34 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: sinalco at February 22, 2017 02:34 PM (yODqO)
Posted by: Vanceone at February 22, 2017 02:17 PM (819B5)
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Wait. So you think the equivalent of Kate Upton for the 'rons is Maggie Thatcher for the 'ettes? Yeah?
I'm going back to folding laundry.
Posted by: bluebell at February 22, 2017 02:34 PM (sBOL1)
Rachel Maddow is not an unattractive woman, but she should chose
different glasses and she looked better-as many of us did-as a college
student:
http://tinyurl.com/jctta3h
Posted by: Mrs. Malaprop at February 22, 2017 02:33 PM (fDdVG)
Nope. Just looks like a dude with long blond hair and a dress.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 22, 2017 02:34 PM (GX63o)
If this is some insidious plot to train me from clicking on links: well played sir, well played.
Consider it done.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at February 22, 2017 02:34 PM (B11vO)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 22, 2017 02:35 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Fritz at February 22, 2017 02:35 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at February 22, 2017 02:35 PM (FtrY1)
Yes indeed.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2017 02:19 PM (fDdVG)
I would settle for her wearing a hijab at this point.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 22, 2017 02:35 PM (GLJ84)
Posted by: Dang at February 22, 2017 02:35 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 22, 2017 02:36 PM (g6yUI)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 22, 2017 02:36 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 22, 2017 02:36 PM (g6yUI)
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**rubs eyeballs**
Please, God make it stop!
Posted by: fixerupper at February 22, 2017 02:36 PM (8XRCm)
Heh.
Have you seen "Arrival?"
Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2017 02:37 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Beefy Meatball at February 22, 2017 02:37 PM (Re/7S)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 22, 2017 02:34 PM (GX63o)
Heh. I was going to say that's not a bad looking tranny.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 22, 2017 02:38 PM (GLJ84)
Posted by: McCool at February 22, 2017 02:38 PM (Izjjo)
Ever been gaming online and a bunch of idiots pick a lame map to play and the server dies???
Lena Dunham is the AoSHQ server killer.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 22, 2017 02:38 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 22, 2017 02:38 PM (vbvxt)
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at February 22, 2017 02:38 PM (I8bRb)
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at February 22, 2017 02:38 PM (zRZaJ)
Next stage of Stockholm Syndrome kicking in. You're starting to want to conform to her image to make the pain, the conflict go away. If this keeps up you too will be a fishbelly pale estrogeoblob in time.
Posted by: Sporkatus at February 22, 2017 02:39 PM (eXSOZ)
It could be worse. She could have invited Hillary to do the session with her.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 22, 2017 02:36 PM (g6yUI)
Lena: I call this one "vomit inducing."
Hillary: I call this one "60 hertz shuffle."
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 22, 2017 02:39 PM (GX63o)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at February 22, 2017 02:39 PM (nQHw/)
Posted by: fixerupper at February 22, 2017 02:38 PM (8XRCm)
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Maybe Ace posts these to kill the threads so Pixy's hampsters have time for a lunch break.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 22, 2017 02:39 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 22, 2017 02:40 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2017 02:40 PM (fDdVG)
@ThePeoplesCube
"Democracy Dies in Darkness"...Things dying in Darkness!!!!! I thought this was the new Planned Parenthood slogan.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 22, 2017 02:40 PM (GLJ84)
Posted by: Tami at February 22, 2017 02:40 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Fritz at February 22, 2017 02:41 PM (2Mnv1)
Well done retort by The People's Cube.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2017 02:42 PM (fDdVG)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 22, 2017 02:42 PM (2x9LM)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 22, 2017 02:36 PM (g6yUI)
Sneak peek at the Oscars this Sunday
Posted by: josephistan at February 22, 2017 02:43 PM (7HtZB)
I think if people had no idea that person was Rachel Maddow there would be any number of guys who would say, "I'd hit it."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2017 02:40 PM (fDdVG)
I think he goes by Richard now.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 22, 2017 02:43 PM (GX63o)
.......ummmm
My intertubes timing is off I see
May have to go back into hiding
Posted by: Navycopjoe at February 22, 2017 02:43 PM (Gq5Jb)
Posted by: HRC at February 22, 2017 02:43 PM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 22, 2017 02:43 PM (KgpWR)
I know, right? How about Clint Eastwoods son strolling by in some tight briefs??
Posted by: lindarose schadenbutton! at February 22, 2017 02:43 PM (JNDQi)
body by Michelin, how can a man not be mesmerized my Lena Dunham's raw
animal magnetism?
Posted by: Fritz at February 22, 2017 02:41 PM (2Mnv1)
Thought I'd add my 2 cents.... lol
Posted by: RigForRed at February 22, 2017 02:44 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Sporkatus at February 22, 2017 02:44 PM (eXSOZ)
Posted by: Rachel Maddow at February 22, 2017 02:44 PM (10LGw)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 22, 2017 02:44 PM (F5sg8)
http://tinyurl.com/hmtjwez
Posted by: McCool at February 22, 2017 02:38 PM (Izjjo)
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CNN executives and producers will watch the vid and basically say "What's wrong with that? Like, doesn't everybody do that!"
Posted by: WisRich at February 22, 2017 02:44 PM (hdpay)
Posted by: oddnot enjoying #winning still with schadenboner to prove it at February 22, 2017 02:44 PM (g1MTt)
Is that how this is supposed to work?
Posted by: andycanuck at February 22, 2017 02:44 PM (nlbfN)
I think he goes by Richard now.
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Is it the adam's apple? It's my adam's apple, isn't it.
Posted by: Rachel Maddow at February 22, 2017 02:44 PM (10LGw)
The penis doesn't help.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 22, 2017 02:45 PM (GX63o)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2017 02:45 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 22, 2017 02:45 PM (F5sg8)
Three words: Joe Biden. Spandex.
Hey, is TFG's daughter still Dunham's intern?
Posted by: The Editorial Board of National Geographic (Classic Edition) at February 22, 2017 02:45 PM (pzAo3)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2017 02:46 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at February 22, 2017 02:46 PM (I8bRb)
Posted by: Tami
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Moth-urh-ah-AH!
Posted by: Those Little Ladies Calling Mothera at February 22, 2017 02:46 PM (8b+oT)
As I always say, I learn so much here. The male mind is a mysterious thing. Odd and mysterious.
And odd.
Posted by: bluebell at February 22, 2017 02:47 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Average Guy at February 22, 2017 02:47 PM (LMcFk)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2017 02:47 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: bluebell at February 22, 2017 02:47 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 22, 2017 02:47 PM (F5sg8)
Why not just post Helen Thomas's orgy pics?
Posted by: Marcus T at February 22, 2017 02:45 PM (F5sg
Thanks for that mental image. I just threw up in my mouth.
Posted by: George Takei at February 22, 2017 02:47 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 22, 2017 02:47 PM (nlbfN)
Have you seen "Arrival?"
Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2017 02:37 PM (NOIQH)
Hah! Not yet but yes, I am aware.
Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at February 22, 2017 02:48 PM (mf5HN)
I'm the mat,
I'm the mat,
I'm the mat,
I'm the mat,
I'm the mat,
I'm the mat,
I'm the mat,
I'M THE MAT!"
Posted by: Rachel Corrie, singing to the tune of, "I'm the map!" at February 22, 2017 02:48 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at February 22, 2017 02:48 PM (I8bRb)
It's almost like Lena Dunham has no way to get attention for herself other than being overly exposed.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2017 02:47 PM (oVJmc)
What is she going to do next? Japanese porn? You know -that weird beyond kinky stuff that makes all the stuff Tracy Lords did look like child's play?
Posted by: George Takei at February 22, 2017 02:49 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 22, 2017 02:49 PM (HSmrB)
The left believes that their vaginas have magical powers.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at February 22, 2017 02:49 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Timon at February 22, 2017 02:49 PM (27k1O)
Posted by: Yeast at February 22, 2017 02:49 PM (NXfyF)
How about this for a slogan for WaPo?
Washington Post
Exposing National Security Threats To Our Power Stations When Employees Visit Pron Sites On Their Laptops
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 22, 2017 02:49 PM (hdoNb)
Posted by: George Takei at February 22, 2017 02:49 PM (jxbfJ)
Most of her movies literally were.
Posted by: josephistan at February 22, 2017 02:50 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Farmer Joe at February 22, 2017 02:50 PM (zSMr0)
Posted by: Roy at February 22, 2017 02:50 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: The Washington Postmenstrual at February 22, 2017 02:50 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: ace at February 22, 2017 02:51 PM (8rNrN)
One of my favorite lines about men comes from the play, "The Lady's Not For Burning" by Christopher Fry" where the 16 year old ingenue has been in a convent (The play takes place in The Middle Ages) and has little expereince of men says, "Men to me are a world in themselves; It's almost surprising they speak English." :^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2017 02:51 PM (fDdVG)
OT Mexico refuses to accept US policy
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"I want to say clearly and emphatically that
the government of Mexico and the Mexican people do not have to accept
provisions that one government unilaterally wants to impose on the
other," he told reporters at the foreign ministry.
"We will not accept it, because there's no reason why we should, and because it is not in the interests of Mexico."
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Excellent!
So Americans can now ignore Mexico's gun ban. Good to know.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 22, 2017 02:51 PM (KgpWR)
I was going to say head. And why are you dragging your sister into this discus....
OK, Lena, that's just gross.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 22, 2017 02:51 PM (4WhSY)
Bye social media today. The trolls are out of there caves and their Archie Bunker huts. Lol lol lol
Our Illiterate Betters
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at February 22, 2017 02:51 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2017 02:51 PM (NXfyF)
Ask and ye shall receive: http://bit.ly/2kNkqPY
Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at February 22, 2017 02:52 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2017 02:51 PM (fDdVG)
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Word
Posted by: bluebell at February 22, 2017 02:52 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Lena Dunham Yoga Positions at February 22, 2017 02:52 PM (NXfyF)
This pose just makes me scream "lose the bikini!"
http://tinyurl.com/jtkjzvf
Posted by: Timon at February 22, 2017 02:49 PM (27k1O)
You can almost hear every thread in her bikini cry out for mercy.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 22, 2017 02:52 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 22, 2017 02:53 PM (F5sg8)
Well aside from Cary Grant being bisexual to gay, he did have a nice look about him........
Yeah, I've decided I'm done falling and it's time to start rising...ar least for now...
Posted by: lindarose schadenbutton! at February 22, 2017 02:53 PM (JNDQi)
Posted by: JH at February 22, 2017 02:53 PM (DuTGc)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 22, 2017 02:53 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at February 22, 2017 02:52 PM (mf5HN)
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You are a kind and generous soul. Thank you.
Posted by: bluebell at February 22, 2017 02:53 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at February 22, 2017 02:49 PM (1JnAL)
And at the same time, that a skirt and high heels are all it takes to be a 100% legitimate woman.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 22, 2017 02:53 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: The Pillsbury Dough Boy at February 22, 2017 02:53 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Washington Post at February 22, 2017 02:53 PM (RKQ/v)
==
*grunts*
*picks nose*
* thinks hard*
* eats it *
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 22, 2017 02:54 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: Desperate guy at closing time at February 22, 2017 02:54 PM (C0yc8)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 22, 2017 02:54 PM (F5sg8)
If you put your ear to it, you can smell the Ocean.
Posted by: Lena Dunham at February 22, 2017 02:54 PM (NXfyF)
Posted by: Washington Post at February 22, 2017 02:53 PM (RKQ/v)
Jesus. I think I just coughed up my spleen.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2017 02:54 PM (TQUmx)
Posted by: bluebell at February 22, 2017 02:54 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: davidt at February 22, 2017 02:55 PM (XoldI)
https://youtu.be/7AInIXKyIFI
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2017 02:55 PM (wg0zd)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 22, 2017 02:55 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 22, 2017 02:55 PM (nlbfN)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at February 22, 2017 02:49 PM (1JnAL)
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Someone should tell them that vagina dentata doesn't count as a magical power.
Posted by: Independent George at February 22, 2017 02:56 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: lordoftheSmith at February 22, 2017 02:56 PM (1nAjA)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper
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Notice how they kicked that up a notch or two when everyone started saying Caitlyn "Yeah, I still got a cock" Jenner is a woman? Feel threatened much?
Posted by: Dang at February 22, 2017 02:56 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2017 02:51 PM (fDdVG)
We did invent it after all. You're welcome.
Posted by: Geoffrey Chaucer at February 22, 2017 02:56 PM (TQUmx)
I like the dog and cat videos much more. Or, even better, those videos where our guys in warthogs are decimating those little people scurrying around like ants down below are running for their lives after leaving a terrorist meeting of one sort or another Yeah! I like those!
But, hell, it's you're blog, it's okay, and I would probably, yes, do things to that other girl's floor mat. You know who I mean, the semi-pretty girl there, the one speaking with that tubofshit. Can you imagine what she says about her when she's gone, out of the room, even into the bathroom? I think rolling one's eyes that much must have long-term health effects. In conclusion: What a hateful bitch. Let's let her fade into obscurity!
Posted by: goon at February 22, 2017 02:56 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Jean-Luc Picard at February 22, 2017 02:56 PM (I8bRb)
https://youtu.be/7AInIXKyIFI
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2017 02:55 PM (wg0zd)
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You really get us. - Men
Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 22, 2017 02:56 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 22, 2017 02:56 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: lindarose schadenbutton! at February 22, 2017 02:56 PM (JNDQi)
Different ways to get to satisfaction.
Plus, to be honest, I'm very, very not gay and so I have no idea what men women drool over like we do Kate Upton. Sean Connery, 20 years ago? Maybe?
Posted by: Vanceone at February 22, 2017 02:57 PM (819B5)
Posted by: Lena Dunham Yoga positions at February 22, 2017 02:57 PM (NXfyF)
:sad:
Posted by: Brunette the 'Ette at February 22, 2017 02:57 PM (adsVM)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 22, 2017 02:57 PM (nlbfN)
Rome is burning
Me I'm watching
And I'm learning
They say it sure is god's hand in the ticking of the clock
The lord's light shining under every dirty rock
Well now last night I slept right here
And I heard god's voice whisper in my ear
You better watch what's going on when the lights go out
When the night is dark, when there ain't nobody looking around
When the lights go out
Down in this dirty little town
- Bruce Springsteen
Posted by: RioBravo at February 22, 2017 02:57 PM (SsblQ)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 22, 2017 02:57 PM (1dH2d)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at February 22, 2017 02:54 PM (NXfyF)
That ain't the Ocean.
Posted by: Charlie from Starkist at February 22, 2017 02:57 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at February 22, 2017 02:57 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Karl Rove at February 22, 2017 02:58 PM (6LwXe)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2017 02:55 PM (wg0zd)
You ma'am, are a great American.
Posted by: Sean Hannity at February 22, 2017 02:58 PM (NF2Bf)
Posted by: Brunette the 'Ette at February 22, 2017 02:59 PM (adsVM)
We are now in the I'm-fascinated-with-my-boogers phase of social development.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 22, 2017 02:59 PM (QtQaN)
Rachel Maddow is one ugly dude.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 22, 2017 02:55 PM (kTF2Z)
______________________________
Not so. I think that young Maddow fellow has a certain charm...
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 22, 2017 02:59 PM (HSmrB)
Now works for creepy film producer Harvey Weinstein.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2017 02:59 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Luke Skywalker at February 22, 2017 02:59 PM (I8bRb)
We are now in the I'm-fascinated-with-my-boogers phase of social development.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 22, 2017 02:59 PM (QtQaN)
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Narcissism: Ain't it grand?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 22, 2017 03:00 PM (vur0q)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at February 22, 2017 02:54 PM (NXfyF)
That ain't the Ocean.
Posted by: Charlie from Starkist at February 22, 2017 02:57 PM
Is it chicken of the sea?
Posted by: Jessica Simpson at February 22, 2017 03:00 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 22, 2017 02:16 PM (TJCSB)
My dick is softer than a roll of Charmin
Posted by: Average Guy at February 22, 2017 03:00 PM (LMcFk)
monkey costume having oral sex with strange men while chanting "I'm a
filthy pig" like a mantra.
That was Monday. What else you got?
Posted by: Lena at February 22, 2017 03:00 PM (/Nite)
Posted by: 13times at February 22, 2017 03:00 PM (WHVu+)
Not. Clicking.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 22, 2017 03:00 PM (v1g1+)
(1) Her high school yoga teacher was also the chorus teacher. He didn't understand vaginas. Really? Well that's a shocker.
(2) What's the big ick factor about periods? Women spend about 10% of the time actually bleeding and the other 90% either gearing up for it or getting over it. If you like girls you have to deal with it.
Posit, hypothetically, a relationship with an out of state girl. You get to see her about once a month. If she's bleeding when you have the chance does that really turn you off?
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at February 22, 2017 03:00 PM (mgbwf)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at February 22, 2017 02:57 PM (ul9CR)
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Sigh. Okay, I'll stick with the cartoon character, I guess.
Posted by: bluebell at February 22, 2017 03:00 PM (sBOL1)
Robert Mitchum
http://tinyurl.com/z4z7hz5
Lee Marvin
http://tinyurl.com/zlnz5x2
Clint
http://tinyurl.com/jb24775
Not a pajama boy in the bunch...
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at February 22, 2017 03:01 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: ace at February 22, 2017 03:01 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Chupacabra at February 22, 2017 03:01 PM (o/Ar3)
Posted by: Flyboy at February 22, 2017 03:02 PM (YkWXu)
Posted by: Tim Marchperson at February 22, 2017 03:02 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Brisco_County at February 22, 2017 03:02 PM (5Rikf)
Posted by: Lena Dunham Harkonnen at February 22, 2017 03:02 PM (NXfyF)
Posted by: McCool at February 22, 2017 03:02 PM (Izjjo)
Had a YUUUGE hole in my schedule today so the delightful and perceptive Mrs naturalfake wished to see "The Great Wall", so off we went.
Cut to the chase...I liked it a lot.
But, they really mis-marketed this movie-
it's a kid's movie.
TGW is exactly the kind of movie I would've loved when i was between 5-13 years old.
Crazy action, gross evil beasties, beautiful girl, reluctant though heroic guy.
Take your kids, esp. any boys, to see it on a big loud screen in 3D.
But, hurry. apparently TGW is tanking at the box office.
The downside?
Matt! Damon!!! - but he's actually very good in the role so....you decide.
and
It's a Chinese movie made by people who obviously don't hate their own country, don't hate their own culture, and don't hate their own countrymen/women
so you may haz a sadz that hollywood can't do the same.
Check it out.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 22, 2017 03:02 PM (9q7Dl)
Posted by: goon at February 22, 2017 03:02 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Vanceone at February 22, 2017 02:57 PM (819B5)
Kate has way better tits, for starters.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2017 03:03 PM (TQUmx)
Fat ugly girls can come out in public as long as they are liberal.
This describes most liberal women.
Posted by: Sam at February 22, 2017 03:03 PM (lEhiV)
Posted by: Dang, pretending his dick is like a Sleep Number Bed or something at February 22, 2017 03:03 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 22, 2017 03:03 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at February 22, 2017 03:01 PM (kXoT0)
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There you go, Sherry. Maybe throw in some Paul Newman too. Like lots of Paul Newman, actually.
Posted by: bluebell at February 22, 2017 03:03 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 22, 2017 02:45 PM (F5sg
Hold my beer...
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 22, 2017 03:03 PM (GLJ84)
Posted by: DinsdalePiranha at February 22, 2017 03:04 PM (eo2Sv)
Posted by: Vanceone at February 22, 2017 02:57 PM (819B5)
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Bulwyf, in The 13th Warrior. *drool*
Also, I've had a fancy for Jeremy Renner since before his recent popularity. He's got a "guy next door takin' care of business" vibe to him.
*rowr*
Posted by: Brunette the 'Ette at February 22, 2017 03:04 PM (adsVM)
A large bank account.
Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2017 03:04 PM (NXfyF)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at February 22, 2017 03:00 PM (mgbwf)
The current deal is "Free bleeding" and/or smearing ones face and arms with menstrual blood to spite the Patriarchy or something. I do not think women need to be ashamed of menstruation, but, neither do I think it should be a curated performance.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at February 22, 2017 03:04 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Jugdish at February 22, 2017 03:04 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Yoga Bare at February 22, 2017 03:04 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Brunette the 'Ette at February 22, 2017 03:05 PM (adsVM)
Do I get a TV show?
Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 22, 2017 03:05 PM (QtQaN)
This pose just makes me scream "lose the bikini!"
http://tinyurl.com/jtkjzvf
Posted by: Timon at February 22, 2017 02:49 PM (27k1O)
Gaaaak! I hate you.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 22, 2017 03:05 PM (GLJ84)
Posted by: Lucas at February 22, 2017 03:05 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2017 03:05 PM (NXfyF)
http://tinyurl.com/jctta3h
Posted by: Mrs. Malaprop
She DOES look good in that photo. She DOES NOT look good now. I think she must have undergone uglification surgery. It's more than just the hair. I think the has her own version of f*cked up gender dysphoria issues.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 22, 2017 03:06 PM (g6yUI)
Posted by: IC at February 22, 2017 03:06 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Average Guy at February 22, 2017 03:06 PM (LMcFk)
What's the big ick factor about periods? Women spend about 10% of the time actually bleeding and the other 90% either gearing up for it or getting over it. If you like girls you have to deal with it.
For who's benefit is this?
The idea that there exists some "ick factor" about periods today is Absolute Bullshit. The same goes for breastfeeding.
The uncomfortable reactions people have when STRANGERS discuss or do these things around people is quite Normal and in the same category as a stranger telling you about their poop or about their boogers.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 22, 2017 03:06 PM (hdoNb)
Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2017 03:06 PM (NXfyF)
Do I get a TV show?
Posted by: xnycpeasant
That's not a boil, it's Lena.
Posted by: Aviator at February 22, 2017 03:07 PM (/Nite)
Posted by: IC at February 22, 2017 03:06 PM (a0IVu)
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Yes IC, it's been a rough day here. I hope you didn't try to eat breakfast over JJ's morning thread. *shiver*
Posted by: bluebell at February 22, 2017 03:07 PM (sBOL1)
I didn't watch the video, because I think Lena Dunham is a narcissist and don't want to cater to that tendency. I haven't spent much time talking with my period to anyone-women or men. And "gear up for it" sounds like one puts a lot of effort into it-It isn't an exercise regimen., Bandesnatch You know that it's coming and you go out and buy the tampons and that's about it. Sometimes women bleed a lot , sometimes. If people are reacting to Lena Dunham it's because they don't like Lena Dunham.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2017 03:07 PM (fDdVG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2017 03:08 PM (fDdVG)
For who's benefit is this?
The idea that there exists some "ick factor" about periods today is Absolute Bullshit. The same goes for breastfeeding.
The uncomfortable reactions people have when STRANGERS discuss or do these things around people is quite Normal and in the same category as a stranger telling you about their poop or about their boogers.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 22, 2017 03:06 PM (hdoNb)
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"Poop is natural. I will show off my shit stains on my white yoga pants across campus today in solidarity of all those who poop!"
-Very smart college student who's struggling with their core classes but acing that gender studies course
"What...the...fuck."
-Her dad
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 22, 2017 03:08 PM (vur0q)
People are just sitting Out There minding their own business and then some stranger gets in your face about her period or about her breastmilk and it's supposed to be just the same as asking the time of day??
Come on.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 22, 2017 03:08 PM (hdoNb)
I'm insulted you consider me a stranger.
Posted by: Joe "booger" Biden at February 22, 2017 03:08 PM (3I7wr)
Posted by: garrett
No idea. That's way too nasty a job for me.
Posted by: Mike Rowe at February 22, 2017 03:08 PM (/Nite)
Posted by: Jean-Luc Picard at February 22, 2017 02:56 PM (I8bRb)
Only Jean-Luc could get away with that kind of comment!
Her face kind of reminds me of that alien gentleman that he was "communicating" with.
Posted by: goon at February 22, 2017 03:09 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 22, 2017 03:09 PM (kTF2Z)
If I went up to you and demanded your attention to the dried snots in my nose, what would your reaction be?
Really, tell us.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 22, 2017 03:09 PM (hdoNb)
I think it was for the benefit of people who may not know as much about women as Bandersnatch seems to feel he does.
And I agree with the rest of what you said.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2017 03:09 PM (fDdVG)
Well, now you've talked about your period with the whole internets.....not that there's anything wrong with that......
Posted by: lindarose schadenbutton! at February 22, 2017 03:09 PM (JNDQi)
Not enough eye or brain bleach in the world.
Kill me now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2017 03:09 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 22, 2017 03:10 PM (cz0h6)
A group won the right today to build a new mosque which the residents objected to. This is in Michigan, and I was wondering if anybody has ever studied how many mosques were in America before 9-11 and how many we have now? I guess since America elected B Hussein Obama president, the country has "gotten over" 9-11.
Posted by: Chilling the most at February 22, 2017 03:10 PM (Cl52v)
OT: The protestors at the Dakota pipeline have 3pm central deadline to clear out. Looks like the palefaces in blue are moving in
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 22, 2017 03:10 PM (493sH)
>>I wonder who scrapes out her flap.
Posted by: garrett
No idea. That's way too nasty a job for me.
Posted by: Mike Rowe at February 22, 2017 03:08 PM (/Nite)
I hear she was turned down by Leaf Guard for an installation.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 22, 2017 03:10 PM (GX63o)
http://tinyurl.com/jtkjzvf
Posted by: Timon at February 22, 2017 02:49 PM (27k1O)
Gawdammit
That calls for a double shot of Laura and Emily
http://tinyurl.com/hj7969k
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 22, 2017 03:10 PM (2x9LM)
Try this with semen stains... Go directly to jail.
Posted by: wooga at February 22, 2017 03:10 PM (3I7wr)
Note that even Buzzfeed says the photo is unverified.
Buzzfeed warns you of fakenews? It's really fake
Posted by: Sam at February 22, 2017 03:10 PM (lEhiV)
Ooh, thanks! Here are a few more:
https://pmcdeadline2.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/
timothy-olyphant.jpg?w=970
https://www.celebritysizes.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Karl-Urban.jpg
Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2017 03:10 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Gem at February 22, 2017 03:10 PM (uaHyk)
Posted by: Dang at February 22, 2017 03:10 PM (8b+oT)
The guy has 'snatch' right there in his name.
This isn't me talking. It's Science.
Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2017 03:11 PM (NXfyF)
Come on.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 22, 2017 03:08 PM (hdoNb)
The best move there is to escalate. I like to discuss cysts or random bowel pains if they decide to go there. You can usually escalate past THEIR comfort level. And if you can't, well, that's just hilarious, usually.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2017 03:11 PM (NdM46)
Posted by: wth at February 22, 2017 03:11 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Ace's dick at February 22, 2017 03:11 PM (wPiJc)
Really, tell us.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45
You had me at "snots".
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 22, 2017 03:11 PM (/Nite)
Posted by: Brunette the 'Ette at February 22, 2017 03:11 PM (adsVM)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 22, 2017 03:09 PM (kTF2Z)
Pretty sure Ace's dick isn't quite so hard now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2017 03:11 PM (PY9jH)
If I went up to you and demanded your attention to the dried snots in my nose, what would your reaction be?
Hey, check out these 'roids!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2017 03:11 PM (oVJmc)
I really get a kick outta this fake bullshit we deal with.
Every few months or so we hear these horror stories of intolerant puritans who get bent out of shape because some douche bag mother decided to make a spectacle of herself while people were sitting and eating a meal in a restaurant minding their own business!
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 22, 2017 03:11 PM (hdoNb)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2017 03:12 PM (fDdVG)
Try this with semen stains... Go directly to jail.
Posted by: wooga at February 22, 2017 03:10 PM (3I7wr)
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Should men walk around flaunting their erections because there's a stigma against those?
I mean, women tend to react weird when confronted with an erection when they're not exactly in the mood, especially from strangers. You could almost say it's similar to how men would react to a woman flaunting her bloody tampon.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 22, 2017 03:12 PM (vur0q)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2017 03:12 PM (PY9jH)
I shudder to think what these loons are going to come up with as a follow up to the pussy hats.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 22, 2017 03:12 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2017 03:13 PM (wg0zd)
Looks like the noble indigenous peoples are torching the place.
Posted by: tu3031 at February 22, 2017 03:13 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Harry Dicks at February 22, 2017 03:13 PM (kIyp0)
Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2017 03:13 PM (NXfyF)
Posted by: Chilling the most at February 22, 2017 03:10 PM (Cl52v)
1200 pre 9-11
2120 in year 2012
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 22, 2017 03:13 PM (2x9LM)
I shall now explain my joke, because explaining a joke makes it funnier. "Women spend 10% of the time bleeding and 90% either gearing up for it or getting over it" means that they're dealing with menstruation 100% of the time and that means they're always crazy.
Gah, I crack myself up.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at February 22, 2017 03:13 PM (mgbwf)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 22, 2017 03:13 PM (cz0h6)
I know it's not nice to laugh at that. But I do, I'm afraid.
Posted by: bluebell at February 22, 2017 03:13 PM (sBOL1)
Not me but, I would suggest using a Sureform followed by a
high pressure wash cleansing. Safety glasses are a must.
Posted by: Norm Abrams at February 22, 2017 03:13 PM (6LwXe)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2017 03:13 PM (PY9jH)
What if I went up to a breastfeeding mother and I pulled down my pants and urinated besides her and her baby? Wouldn't that be swell!
Pretty disgusting and rude, isn't it?
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 22, 2017 03:13 PM (hdoNb)
I shudder to think what these loons are going to come up with as a follow up to the pussy hats.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 22, 2017 03:12 PM (+lVUW)
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"Just go home, and read a book that isn't about vaginas. It'll do you some good."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 22, 2017 03:13 PM (vur0q)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2017 03:13 PM (wg0zd)
*drinks bleach* *shoots self*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2017 03:15 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: lindarose schadenbutton! at February 22, 2017 03:15 PM (JNDQi)
Posted by: Chupacabra at February 22, 2017 03:15 PM (o/Ar3)
Pass!
Posted by: Beverly at February 22, 2017 03:15 PM (uiq6v)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 22, 2017 03:15 PM (GLJ84)
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one tin soldier rides away!
Posted by: Dang, still hating the 70s at February 22, 2017 03:15 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2017 03:15 PM (wg0zd)
Posted by: Buzzion at February 22, 2017 03:15 PM (9YPtX)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner
None of our members were interested either.
Posted by: Amalgamated Compost Pile Turners at February 22, 2017 03:15 PM (/Nite)
Egregious and rude
Worm fested and filthy
Froosty and lewd
A womb with a view
When one becomes two
Fuck you
Never to matter the number of flies feasting the flab that bolsters your thighs
Your womb
Your breeding hive
Womb with a view
I see you'
Posted by: GWAR Lyrics for Every Occasion at February 22, 2017 03:16 PM (NXfyF)
It's this 3rd wave feminist invention of "period-shaming" and the idea that there are millions of girls out there who stay home from school every month because they are ashamed of their periods and don't "have access" to tampons/pads.
It's ridiculous, the idea that menstruation - something have been doing forever - is suddenly a Big Deal that needs to be "normalized" in the public and subsidized by the government. What's their next cause - "shart-shaming"????
Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2017 03:16 PM (NOIQH)
No, actually I didn't except for saying, "Sometimes you bleed a lot"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2017 03:16 PM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2017 03:16 PM (HDU3V)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 22, 2017 03:15 PM (GLJ84)
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Oh c'mon, you've been here long enough to know that shows up in every thread.
Even I've been here long enough to know that.
Posted by: bluebell at February 22, 2017 03:16 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: goon at February 22, 2017 03:16 PM (EaQ6/)
.............
Pics of Don Lemon not wearing his Brillo skullcap?
Posted by: wth at February 22, 2017 03:17 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2017 03:16 PM (NOIQH)
Finally!
Posted by: Al Rocher at February 22, 2017 03:17 PM (GX63o)
Yes. Idiotic. If people stay home it's because it's unpleasant, not because they are ashamed.
Posted by: Lea at February 22, 2017 03:17 PM (lIU4e)
No Oh No Yoko has been posted.
Okay, yeah I'm desperately looking for a sliver of a silver lining.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2017 03:17 PM (wg0zd)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2017 03:17 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Buzzion at February 22, 2017 03:15 PM (9YPtX)
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HBO isn't ratings dependent. As long as they can cover all of their costs overall, they have the ability to sink money into projects that lose money individually. Subscriptions for Game of Thrones funds a lot of their lower tired programming.
It's similar to how movie studios release a way of low cost Oscar bait films at the end of the year that still manage to lose money: because Avengers made a billion dollars, and Disney can afford it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 22, 2017 03:17 PM (vur0q)
Well, it's always good if we can amuse ourselves!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2017 03:17 PM (fDdVG)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at February 22, 2017 03:18 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Texas Dan at February 22, 2017 03:18 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 22, 2017 03:18 PM (cz0h6)
It's ridiculous, the idea that menstruation - something we have been doing forever - is suddenly a Big Deal.
hey, check this out:
It's ridiculous, the idea that Weather - something that has been happening forever - is suddenly a Big Deal.
The Left can and will politicize anything.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 22, 2017 03:18 PM (hdoNb)
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Wait, was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
Gonna have to plead ignorance on this one.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at February 22, 2017 03:18 PM (10LGw)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner
None of our members were interested either.
Posted by: Amalgamated Compost Pile Turners
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Insurance won't cover our equipment. *hides letter from insurance company saying it would cover their equipment*
Posted by: RotoRooter at February 22, 2017 03:18 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Chupacabra at February 22, 2017 03:19 PM (o/Ar3)
Posted by: wth at February 22, 2017 03:17 PM (HgMAr)
Holding a dick in his mouth till it goes soft?
Posted by: Sam at February 22, 2017 03:19 PM (lEhiV)
Posted by: Rope Pushers Local #11 at February 22, 2017 03:19 PM (NXfyF)
Terrific parental units, those two.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2017 03:19 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 22, 2017 03:06 PM (hdoNb)
I have no issues with Shark Week.
Or Riding the Cotton Pony.
Or The Massacre at the Y.
Or Communists in the Funhouse.
Posted by: Country Singer at February 22, 2017 03:19 PM (uiwCw)
Posted by: Richard Dicksoncocks at February 22, 2017 03:19 PM (NF2Bf)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2017 03:19 PM (fDdVG)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2017 03:19 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: @votermom's phone at February 22, 2017 03:19 PM (iQ2ri)
AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!
Posted by: A 51-year-old father of three at February 22, 2017 03:19 PM (oVJmc)
More adventures in fake journalism:
http://tinyurl.com/z2hhdaa
This is actually pretty amazing even at their biased standards.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 22, 2017 03:19 PM (ODxAs)
Ooh, thanks! Here are a few more:
https://pmcdeadline2.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/
timothy-olyphant.jpg?w=970
https://www.celebritysizes.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Karl-Urban.jpg
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For the record, I also find Larry the Cable Guy attractive. He looks sweet and fun! Looks are nice but personality is a big plus.
Posted by: Chilling the most at February 22, 2017 03:20 PM (Cl52v)
Posted by: @votermom's phone at February 22, 2017 03:19 PM (iQ2ri)
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Yes.
I have a hangnail, if anyone is interested.
Posted by: bluebell at February 22, 2017 03:20 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Hey, what I choose to wear as earrings is not of your damn business!
Posted by: Melissa Harris-Perry at February 22, 2017 03:20 PM (+lVUW)
Go to the beach and demand women stop "shrinkage-shaming" men!
Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2017 03:20 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 22, 2017 03:21 PM (hdoNb)
Did they edit out the fart sounds?
Posted by: wth at February 22, 2017 03:21 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 22, 2017 03:18 PM (cz0h6)
WUT? How can Harrison Ford be FLYING!!?? Isn't he, like, 137 years old now?
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 22, 2017 03:21 PM (GLJ84)
Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2017 03:21 PM (NXfyF)
I usually do this with my hands on my hips.
Posted by: John Kasich at February 22, 2017 03:21 PM (/Nite)
Can we get a new thread? Maybe about how to install shelves by yourself or Gainzzzzs??
Posted by: lindarose schadenbutton! at February 22, 2017 03:21 PM (JNDQi)
Harrison Ford is still trying to get everyone killed while flying, I see. can't revoke his flight status because CELEBRITY.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 22, 2017 03:18 PM (cz0h6)
This incident is much ado about nothing. He was never close to the airliner on the taxiway and it's a common error when you have parallel taxiways and runways. Small planes are use to smaller runways, aka, line a taxiway.
Posted by: Sam at February 22, 2017 03:21 PM (lEhiV)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2017 03:19 PM (fDdVG)
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I'm with you. I can't even imagine it. I don't want to either.
Posted by: bluebell at February 22, 2017 03:21 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Texas Dan at February 22, 2017 03:21 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Super Beet Juice at February 22, 2017 03:21 PM (6LwXe)
Posted by: Rambo blumenthal at February 22, 2017 03:22 PM (iUBwE)
Can we get a new thread? Maybe about how to install shelves by yourself or Gainzzzzs??
Posted by: lindarose schadenbutton! at February 22, 2017 03:21 PM (JNDQi)
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Weekly movie thread!
Wait...that may not be what you're talking about...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 22, 2017 03:22 PM (vur0q)
I have a hangnail, if anyone is interested.
Posted by: bluebell at February 22, 2017 03:20 PM (sBOL1)
And I've got this benign polyp...
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 22, 2017 03:22 PM (GLJ84)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at February 22, 2017 03:22 PM (9krrF)
There's little in the world worse than an ugly exhibitionist.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2017 03:22 PM (zc3Db)
He was never close to the airliner on the taxiway and it's a common error when you have parallel taxiways and runways.
And when the pilot fucks up the instructions from Ground.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 22, 2017 03:22 PM (hdoNb)
Posted by: bluebell at February 22, 2017 03:23 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 22, 2017 03:23 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 22, 2017 03:17 PM (vur0q)
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Or as Red Letter Media puts it "Fuck you it's January!"
Posted by: Independent George at February 22, 2017 03:24 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 22, 2017 03:21 PM (GLJ84)
He's using the force, these days.
Posted by: PHenry at February 22, 2017 03:24 PM (jhuiU)
Or as Red Letter Media puts it "Fuck you it's January!"
Posted by: Independent George at February 22, 2017 03:24 PM (BDZWU)
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Fuck you! It's FOREVER!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 22, 2017 03:24 PM (vur0q)
Sadly, so sadly, deeply sadly I am past all that excitement. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2017 03:24 PM (fDdVG)
Posted by: @votermom's phone at February 22, 2017 03:24 PM (iQ2ri)
Well, my poor bride felt as though she had failed at parenting at that moment. Then we laughed like hyenas for days.
Posted by: CNN at February 22, 2017 03:24 PM (hUtue)
A stigma on erections? That's news. Write it in to the WaPo. Viagra and the rest of the multi-billion dollar drugs are going to be sad to hear this.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2017 03:24 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 22, 2017 03:21 PM (GLJ84)
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I'm 135 jerkass!
Posted by: Harrison Ford at February 22, 2017 03:24 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2017 03:25 PM (39g3+)
64 Thanks to this feminist, I'm reminded there are a few thousand videos of gorgeous women doing yoga
FIFY
Posted by: Fox2! at February 22, 2017 03:25 PM (kapIh)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 22, 2017 03:25 PM (GX63o)
Posted by: John Nada at February 22, 2017 03:25 PM (W9dvU)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2017 03:22 PM (zc3Db)
I blame attention whores for most of our current problems....and soy.
Posted by: Tami at February 22, 2017 03:25 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: @votermom's phone at February 22, 2017 03:24 PM (iQ2ri)
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Well, luckily you're here.
Posted by: bluebell at February 22, 2017 03:25 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: lindarose schadenbutton! at February 22, 2017 03:25 PM (JNDQi)
"Nice network you have here. Shame if something happened to it."
"What is she going to do next? Japanese porn? "
Giant squid v. sperm whale tentacle rape.
She'll be playing the whale.
Posted by: The Editorial Board of National Geographic (Classic Edition) at February 22, 2017 03:25 PM (pzAo3)
Posted by: Rosanne Rosanna Danna at February 22, 2017 03:25 PM (KgpWR)
Somebody needs to invent a new word that goes a couple of standard deviations beyond ButtFuckingUgly.
Posted by: Pendejo at February 22, 2017 03:25 PM (yKJ+U)
It's not a consious thing.
At least, not until after you eat an entire bag of Fritos and a half gallon of ice cream.
Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2017 03:25 PM (NXfyF)
Posted by: Harry Dicks at February 22, 2017 03:25 PM (kIyp0)
I blame attention whores for most of our current problems....and soy.
Posted by: Tami at February 22, 2017 03:25 PM (Enq6K)
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I blame Canada, and then I just try to think of what Brian Boitano would do.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 22, 2017 03:26 PM (vur0q)
Posted by: Tami at February 22, 2017 03:25 PM (Enq6K)
I, too, blame Millenials for soy.
What?
Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at February 22, 2017 03:26 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Tami at February 22, 2017 03:25 PM (Enq6K)
Bingo! on the soy, there. WTFFF is up with that?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2017 03:26 PM (zc3Db)
Giant squid v. sperm whale tentacle rape.
She'll be playing the whale.
Posted by: The Editorial Board of National Geographic (Classic Edition)
I wouldn't touch that with an octopus's tentacle.
Posted by: Giant Squid at February 22, 2017 03:26 PM (/Nite)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2017 03:27 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: junior at February 22, 2017 03:27 PM (nsZ+m)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at February 22, 2017 03:00 PM (mgbwf)
Since this blog seems to bizarrely enjoy featuring a mentally ill actress's facebook and twitter postings that regularly feature her periods, her sex life, her perversions, etc. , I'll explain the "ick" factor.
Menstrual blood is not fresh blood as one might see if you poke your finger with pin and a bright red drop appears at the site. That particular blood is blood that is being constantly recirculated in your body, filtered through kidneys, liver, etc. and reoxygenated in the lungs, hence the bright, red color and thin viscosity of it.
Menstrual blood is a collection of uterine wall tissue that is filled with decaying estrogen and progesterone hormones, and dead and dying cells. That entire uterine thickness was built over a time of a couple weeks in anticipation of a fertilized egg roller coastering down the fallopian tubes and snuggling into the tissue so that it could then be nurtured and subsequently building not only an embryo, but a placenta and it's attachment and the exchange of oxygen and waste materials from the new life.
When that doesn't happen, the female reproductive system reports to the brain and it's various endocrine glands who in turn , tell the uterus, 'well not this month, so strip everything off the walls and we'll do it again in a week or two".
And so everything dies and then the uterus finally loses it's grip on the this now dead material and it begins to slip off. Along with blood and mucus , and additional blood filtering in as the uterus contracts to help shed this decaying material.
And the woman "bleeds". She drains out dead, decaying material that smells like dead material.
This is why you hear sanitary products constantly praising their "odor control" , etc.
So , IMO, and being quite the experienced "bleeder" over decades, I can assure you that what comes out of the body is certainly ick. It's pretty disgusting and experiencing four to seven days of a drainage of ick every month, hearing about some other woman's period is not high on any female's list. In fact, you'll find that in the real world, most women rarely mention their periods because in truth, they would like to forget it. It doesn't define us, but it sure as hell inconveniences us.
I can't believe I am actually writing this on a military, political blog. Lena Dunham is a wretched, mentally ill person and an embarrassment to women everywhere. If I never hear her name or see her puffy face again, I'll consider my life the better.
Posted by: Jen at February 22, 2017 03:27 PM (cWhln)
Posted by: Rosanne Rosanna Danna at February 22, 2017 03:27 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: IP at February 22, 2017 03:27 PM (hUtue)
Ace's review of 'The Great Wall'?
Posted by: junior at February 22, 2017 03:27 PM (nsZ+m)
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Did he go?
I could write a 10,000 word review of Silence instead.
I think it's right for this crowd, don't you?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 22, 2017 03:28 PM (vur0q)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
Life hates me sometimes. This is one of them times.
And of course ace hates us, but it's a low level thing, like dealing with dirty diapers. Not an active hate, like Sefton whipping us with Maxine or Mis Hum with (long list).
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 22, 2017 03:28 PM (xpfRn)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2017 03:28 PM (PY9jH)
1200 pre 9-11
2120 in year 2012
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 22, 2017 03:13 PM (2x9LM)
How many in 2008? I remember reading that Muslim immigration increased under George W. "Islam is a Religion of Peace" Bush.
Posted by: rickl at February 22, 2017 03:28 PM (zoehZ)
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2017 03:29 PM (HDU3V)
People should have the right to the products they need to deal with this bodily function without being financially penalized.
Posted by: Lena Dunham at February 22, 2017 03:29 PM (TixTl)
And Jen puts a screeching halt on comments.....
Posted by: Tami at February 22, 2017 03:29 PM (Enq6K)
Terrific parental units, those two.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2017 03:19 PM (PY9jH)
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Yep.
And, IIRC, Barky was talking about how his kids loved "Girls" when Sushi was only about 12.
Call me an old-fashioned prude, but I hardly think that program is suitable for a 12 yr old.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 22, 2017 03:29 PM (Nox3c)
Posted by: John Nada at February 22, 2017 03:25 PM (W9dvU)
.............
Why on earth would you do such a thing?
Posted by: Gov. Moonbeam at February 22, 2017 03:29 PM (HgMAr)
It is painfully bad.
I tried to watch it and here's what happened in one of the scenes: Lena is interning (for free) and she is putting about 10% effort into her job, at best. Despite this, her nebbish older boss finds this charming in a "oh those kids today" sort of way. Lena decides to seduce him (for kicks, I think?), and when he gently laughs it off she gets angry and then threatens to charge him with sexual harassment. And still the guy just laughs it off, so she gets angry and quits (I think that's how it ended).
Another scene Lena's parents take her out to a fancy restaurant to break the news to her that they will no longer financially supporting her (she's a college graduate interning for free on their dime). She gets angry and lectures them that they should be *happy* to fund her because hey, she's not on drugs, not pregnant, etc, - she's claiming to be a success because she hasn't (yet) f$#@ed up her life.
Bad. Very uncomfortable, and really unlikeable characters.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2017 03:30 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Evan McMaguffin at February 22, 2017 03:30 PM (VnalV)
Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2017 03:30 PM (NXfyF)
Menstrual blood is a collection of uterine wall tissue that is filled with decaying estrogen and progesterone hormones, and dead and dying cells.
What about MUCUS? I thought there was mucus in there, too?
btw, anyone else feeling a bit peckish?
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 22, 2017 03:30 PM (hdoNb)
Yeah, usually I can work out the thinking behind moves and the ideas that people are laboring under, even if I disagree or reject them. I like to think through what people are imagining when they do something strange or stupid.
I got nothing here. "Ooh 9/11 that was awful lets have more of those guys" just doesn't work at any level. None.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2017 03:30 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 22, 2017 03:30 PM (2x9LM)
WHAT is wrong with you people?
Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat at February 22, 2017 03:31 PM (NBHj5)
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Go ahead and cheat your neighbor
Go ahead and cheat your friend
There won't be any trumpets blowing
Come the judgement day
On the bloody morning after
One tin soldier rides away
Ear worm! You're welcome.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 22, 2017 03:31 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2017 03:31 PM (39g3+)
Shushi is the Fat one.
Posted by: Michelle Obama's Greay landing Strip at February 22, 2017 03:31 PM (NXfyF)
This is why you hear sanitary products constantly praising their "odor control" , etc.
So , IMO, and being quite the experienced "bleeder" over decades, I can assure you that what comes out of the body is certainly ick. It's pretty disgusting and experiencing four to seven days of a drainage of ick every month, hearing about some other woman's period is not high on any female's list. In fact, you'll find that in the real world, most women rarely mention their periods because in truth, they would like to forget it. It doesn't define us, but it sure as hell inconveniences us.
Posted by: Jen at February 22, 2017 03:27 PM (cWhln)
Good god....I think I'll just get back to watching dunham. lol
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 22, 2017 03:31 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Aviator at February 22, 2017 03:31 PM (/Nite)
Posted by: Gov. Moonbeam at February 22, 2017 03:29 PM (HgMAr)
***********
Inorite???????
Posted by: Al Franken at February 22, 2017 03:31 PM (W9dvU)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2017 03:24 PM (zc3Db)
Wait, are they not supposed to have stigmata?
Posted by: hogmartin at February 22, 2017 03:31 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Odell Beckham at February 22, 2017 03:32 PM (HgMAr)
And I need to go get Powerball tickets. At least $243.9 million in reasons.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2017 03:32 PM (wg0zd)
I keep hearing this. What tax? Sales tax?
There is not special mish products tax in Texas. Just the normal sales tax.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2017 03:32 PM (jTv1/)
btw, anyone else feeling a bit peckish?
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 22, 2017 03:30 PM (hdoNb)
Chili!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 22, 2017 03:32 PM (v1g1+)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2017 03:16 PM (NOIQH)
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They act like the only reason anything would be private is that it is shameful/shamed. In actual reality, a lot of things are private because they are... private.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 22, 2017 03:32 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2017 03:32 PM (NXfyF)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2017 03:16 PM (NOIQH)
Finally!
Posted by: Al Rocher
There'd better not be any adult diaper cracks aimed at me, you sexist bastards!
Posted by: Hillary at February 22, 2017 03:32 PM (+lVUW)
I keep hearing this. What tax? Sales tax?
There is not special mish products tax in Texas. Just the normal sales tax.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2017 03:32 PM (jTv1/)
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Yup. Just sales tax.
It's really the civil rights fight of the century.
Jeesh...these people...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 22, 2017 03:33 PM (vur0q)
Didn't Alice Cooper do a song about this icky stuff?
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 22, 2017 03:33 PM (hdoNb)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2017 03:31 PM (39g3+)
Not to worry, not even the Klingons have booze that strong.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 22, 2017 03:33 PM (aMlLZ)
the stubble I've seen...'
Posted by: Moss Covered Rock at February 22, 2017 03:33 PM (NXfyF)
Posted by: OregonMuse
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How hard can it be?
Posted by: Harrison Ford at February 22, 2017 03:33 PM (ZO497)
Yes. Idiotic. If people stay home it's because it's unpleasant, not because they are ashamed.
Posted by: Lea
Or maybe they come from homes where education isn't valued and any excuse to skip school is exploited.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 22, 2017 03:33 PM (+lVUW)
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Jizz Hands!
Posted by: Roy Scheider in "All That Jizz" at February 22, 2017 03:34 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 22, 2017 03:34 PM (hdoNb)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2017 03:34 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat at February 22, 2017 03:31 PM (NBHj5)
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Hey, don't look at me. I'm just waiting for the next load of laundry to finish so I can skedaddle.
It is somewhat like a train wreck, though, as far as the not being able to look away part.
Posted by: bluebell at February 22, 2017 03:34 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at February 22, 2017 03:34 PM (mgbwf)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2017 03:32 PM (jTv1/)
Yes, I think they're just talking about normal sales tax.
Posted by: Lea at February 22, 2017 03:34 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2017 03:34 PM (NXfyF)
Masticating Mastadon
Down-and-Out Dog
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at February 22, 2017 02:18 PM (RD7QR)
Perverse Dripolator
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2017 03:35 PM (WDdjT)
Posted by: bluebell at February 22, 2017 03:35 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2017 03:36 PM (NXfyF)
Posted by: Bilbo at February 22, 2017 03:36 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Odell Beckham at February 22, 2017 03:36 PM (HgMAr)
If I have to pay sales tax on my fishing lures you guys can pony up, ahem, as well. God knows I've spent enough on them.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2017 03:37 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: bluebell at February 22, 2017 03:37 PM (sBOL1)
Bi, supposedly. He shared a house with Randolph Scott for 12 years, supposedly to "save money" (despite the fact that both were successful Hollywood actors, and could have afforded their own places). Both also had relationships with women.
Pic from their house:
http://images2.villagevoice.com/imager/u/original/6370092/pool.jpg
Posted by: The Editorial Board of National Geographic (Classic Edition) at February 22, 2017 03:37 PM (pzAo3)
Terrific parental units, those two.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Well, maybe they told their daughters that if they see Lena approaching with a handful of gravel to run like hell.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 22, 2017 03:37 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at February 22, 2017 03:37 PM (D71p2)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 22, 2017 03:37 PM (GX63o)
I think it's right for this crowd, don't you?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 22, 2017 03:28 PM (vur0q)
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I'm interested in that movie. Mostly, I'm kind of amazed it was made at all, particularly by Scorsese.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 22, 2017 03:38 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Odell Beckham at February 22, 2017 03:36 PM (HgMAr)
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At least 100 people were killed in the stampede to get out.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 22, 2017 03:38 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at February 22, 2017 03:38 PM (NXfyF)
Posted by: zombie Al Jolson at February 22, 2017 03:38 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 22, 2017 03:32 PM (xeeHA)
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There can be no privacy in the social state.
No realm can be set apart.
The breakdown of barriers is a huge part of the Left's program to create a New Man.
Hence the assault on modesty, reserve, and even silence.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 22, 2017 03:38 PM (Nox3c)
It is painfully bad.
I tried to watch it and here's what happened in one of the scenes: Lena is interning (for free) and she is putting about 10% effort into her job, at best. Despite this, her nebbish older boss finds this charming in a "oh those kids today" sort of way. Lena decides to seduce him (for kicks, I think?), and when he gently laughs it off she gets angry and then threatens to charge him with sexual harassment. And still the guy just laughs it off, so she gets angry and quits (I think that's how it ended).
Another scene Lena's parents take her out to a fancy restaurant to break the news to her that they will no longer financially supporting her (she's a college graduate interning for free on their dime). She gets angry and lectures them that they should be *happy* to fund her because hey, she's not on drugs, not pregnant, etc, - she's claiming to be a success because she hasn't (yet) f$#@ed up her life.
Bad. Very uncomfortable, and really unlikeable characters.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2017 03:30 PM (NOIQH)
But where else can I watch my daughter's ass get eaten out?
Posted by: Brian Williams at February 22, 2017 03:38 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: bluebell at February 22, 2017 03:38 PM (sBOL1)
Exactly. Since if it's that time of the month, we might as well go fishing anyways.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2017 03:39 PM (jTv1/)
I'm interested in that movie. Mostly, I'm kind of amazed it was made at all, particularly by Scorsese.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 22, 2017 03:38 PM (xeeHA)
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He's wanted to for 20 years, and has built up enough goodwill from studios (especially after he started making movies that actually made money like The Departed and Wolf of Wall Street) that he could convince them to drop $40-50 million on a passion project.
I'm betting his financial backers pretty much knew that they weren't going to make their money back.
It was great, though. Absolutely fantastic.
Completely engrossing and emotionally wrenching. I can't wait to buy it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 22, 2017 03:40 PM (vur0q)
Its all BS.
WHAT'S THE NAME OF DETROIT'S HOCKEY TEAM AGAIN?!?
Not the Red Mice.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2017 03:40 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2017 03:32 PM (wg0zd)
..and took out half the galaxy in the process. lol
Destroyer of worlds!
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 22, 2017 03:40 PM (aMlLZ)
Should men walk around flaunting their erections because there's a stigma against those?
Isn't that what the Washington Monument is all about?
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 22, 2017 03:40 PM (lKyWE)
Thanks. Got plenty.
I did just sign up for some fly lessons. Figured it was time to see what that's all about.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2017 03:40 PM (/tuJf)
I've seen fat dudes with nicer tits.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at February 22, 2017 03:40 PM (FqgrG)
Posted by: Brian Williams
Bring her over to my house. I'll break out the bubbly.
Posted by: Steve Kroft at February 22, 2017 03:40 PM (/Nite)
Posted by: Tami at February 22, 2017 03:40 PM (Enq6K)
Hence the assault on modesty, reserve, and even silence.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 22, 2017 03:38 PM (Nox3c)
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I'll skip the "New Man" and stick with Chesterton's Everlasting one.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 22, 2017 03:40 PM (xeeHA)
Yes. Idiotic. If people stay home it's because it's unpleasant, not because they are ashamed.
Posted by: Lea
Or maybe they come from homes where education isn't valued and any excuse to skip school is exploited.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 22, 2017 03:33 PM (+lVUW)
So can I stay home with this boner or not?
Hi all. What a treat his thread is... Ace 'fo reals?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 22, 2017 03:41 PM (vP09u)
She wakes up every day and tries to think of new ways to get attention.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 22, 2017 02:13 PM (hdoNb)
She's in show business. That's the job.
Posted by: troyriser at February 22, 2017 03:41 PM (Fw5cQ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2017 03:41 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat at February 22, 2017 03:31 PM (NBHj5)
..........
Ah, here kitty kitty... *grabs*
Posted by: Trump at February 22, 2017 03:41 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2017 03:30 PM (NOIQH)
I'm still not convinced that Girls, and Lena Dunham's entire schtick, isn't some elaborate hoax to make fun of the left.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 22, 2017 03:41 PM (Tnhbr)
Funny you should ask. Just got back from putting down a deposit on the new toy, and I come back to this.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2017 03:41 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Brian Williams
Bring her over to my house. I'll break out the bubbly.
Posted by: Steve Kroft
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Gonna polish up the ol' magic flute!
Posted by: Sid and Marty Krofft at February 22, 2017 03:41 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: JackStraw
Got plenty of flies too.
Posted by: Lena at February 22, 2017 03:41 PM (/Nite)
McCain. Seriously he's neck deep in some seriously awful crap.
Ooooh! Links?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2017 03:41 PM (NOIQH)
Bring back the codpiece! Especially the Black Russian...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2017 03:41 PM (39g3+)
Masticating Mastadon
Down-and-Out Dog
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at February 22, 2017 02:18 PM (RD7QR)
Perverse Dripolator
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Retromingent ruminant
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2017 03:42 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Just the punch line at February 22, 2017 03:42 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2017 03:42 PM (fDdVG)
Like trying to pass a cinder block.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2017 03:42 PM (jTv1/)
I keep hearing this. What tax? Sales tax?
There is not special mish products tax in Texas. Just the normal sales tax.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2017 03:32 PM (jTv1/)
Yeah, I can see where they should be categorized as medical products or something like that, and exempt from sales tax. I don't know how they're treated in PA.
Posted by: rickl at February 22, 2017 03:42 PM (zoehZ)
Feel free to hit me up anytime. Be happy to get you lined out...
also, if you would like a rod and reel setup (9' 6Wt.) I have some and you are welcome to one.
Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2017 03:42 PM (NXfyF)
Completely engrossing and emotionally wrenching. I can't wait to buy it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 22, 2017 03:40 PM (vur0q)
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With the subject material being what it is, I don't see how it could be anything else. Truly one of the most moving true stories I'm aware of.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 22, 2017 03:42 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2017 03:41 PM (39g3+)
McCain is dunhams boyfriend?
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 22, 2017 03:42 PM (aMlLZ)
But then I thought, wait, porpoises are sleek and swift, so I knew I had made a mistake.
Posted by: swift take at February 22, 2017 03:42 PM (+INtM)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2017 03:41 PM (/tuJf)
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Hey, congratulations! Good for you. At least you have something good to balance out this goshawful thread, which is more than most of us can say.
When do you get it?
Posted by: bluebell at February 22, 2017 03:42 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 22, 2017 03:42 PM (vP09u)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2017 03:30 PM (NOIQH)
I'm still not convinced that Girls, and Lena Dunham's entire schtick, isn't some elaborate hoax to make fun of the left.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 22, 2017 03:41 PM (Tnhbr)
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I read a summary of one episode where the main character went back home (Michigan, I think). All of her high school classmates were happy, getting married, and having kids while she was her normal miserable self.
The summary was written by someone trying to convince the reader that Lena just very well might be a stealth right wing agent.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 22, 2017 03:43 PM (vur0q)
Posted by: Colorado Alex
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That would be one explanation.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2017 03:43 PM (ZO497)
>>also, if you would like a rod and reel setup (9' 6Wt.) I have some and you are welcome to one.
Thanks. Very generous of you.
The saltwater flying fishing craze is sweeping this area and it looks like a blast. Time to give it a try.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2017 03:43 PM (/tuJf)
http://tinyurl.com/jt2g3g2
McCain asked for illegal donations from Russian ambassador. you know, the one that died Monday.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2017 03:44 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Chupacabra at February 22, 2017 03:44 PM (o/Ar3)
Never heard of it....
Posted by: Colin at February 22, 2017 03:44 PM (ec2s9)
Hopefully about 10 weeks. Little brisk around here right now for boating so the timing should work perfectly.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2017 03:45 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Tami at February 22, 2017 03:45 PM (Enq6K)
#Hardcore
http://tinyurl.com/podhcrg
That's f'n Awesome!
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 22, 2017 02:31 PM (hdoNb)
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The music sucked harder than Lena's vajayjay making contact with her yoga mat.
Posted by: SMFH at February 22, 2017 03:45 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2017 03:41 PM (39g3+)
Then someone should turn him upside-down.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2017 03:45 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Soona at February 22, 2017 03:46 PM (Fmupd)
But, the 6wt is good for Bass Fishing.
I am dissolving the Tackle Co. and have a ton of backstock to get rid of.
Either way CBD, Ace and I am sure the rest of the Loggers of Cob have my email.
Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2017 03:46 PM (NXfyF)
Yes, that is what it's called around here. Getting your Red Wings, but I didn't say it cause I figured nobody else would understand!
Posted by: Chilling the most at February 22, 2017 03:47 PM (Cl52v)
Posted by: bluebell at February 22, 2017 03:47 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at February 22, 2017 02:48 PM (I8bRb)
She'd never have the muscle tone to beat Mitzi Dupree for range.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2017 03:47 PM (WDdjT)
Thanks again. I may hit you up for some advice at the very least.
My buddy just bought a flats boat for his place in the Keys and I'm itching to give it a try down there as well.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2017 03:47 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Colorado Alex
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That would be one explanation.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2017 03:43 PM (ZO497)
I used to think that about Judd Apatow's work: "40 Year Old Virgin" was a defense of waiting until one is married. With tits & dick jokes. "Knocked Up" was about accepting an unplanned for pregnancy with joy. But he's said too many idiotic things since to make me think that way anymore.
Posted by: josephistan at February 22, 2017 03:48 PM (7HtZB)
Now.."a fucking intelligent person would have...' Ouch!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 22, 2017 03:48 PM (vP09u)
Posted by: naturalfake at February 22, 2017 03:48 PM (vZ9Fw)
http://tinyurl.com/jtkjzvf
Posted by: Timon at February 22, 2017 02:49 PM (27k1O)
She has a perfect figure...for a pear.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2017 03:49 PM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 22, 2017 03:49 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: Fritz at February 22, 2017 03:49 PM (2Mnv1)
Given that he's already married to a hot-for-her-age woman who owns a liquor store, I'd say there's definitely not enough liquor in the world for that.
Supposedly he was hitting up the Russians for "campaign contributions". Specifically, the Russian who turned up dead on Monday.
Posted by: The Editorial Board of National Geographic (Classic Edition) at February 22, 2017 03:49 PM (pzAo3)
I have so much shit in the warehouse, it's ridiculous.
Just shoot me an email.
Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2017 03:50 PM (NXfyF)
Really? I thought the craze peaked in the late 90s and just the hardcores kept at it. Anyway, good on you for looking into it.
The resident guru in your area is Kenny Abrames. He's a bit of a kook but he's dedicated. Wrote a book called "Striper Moon" years ago and runs a webiste of the same name. The message boards don't get much traffic, but you can ask questions there and go fishing with the regulars.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at February 22, 2017 03:50 PM (mgbwf)
We has a Secretary of State who went out of her way to delete all of her emails about yoga, so why would anybody actually do it on purpose?
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 22, 2017 03:51 PM (hxWs0)
You should be teaching a class in women's studies.
I'd audit the class just to be able to sit there and laugh at the female lefty loons, when you explain the ick factor of mentstration.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 22, 2017 03:51 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 22, 2017 03:43 PM (vur0q)
Lena Dunham as Mata Hari? Maybe in a remake of 'The Producers' but otherwise, in real life? No way. She is what she appears to be.
Posted by: troyriser at February 22, 2017 03:52 PM (Fw5cQ)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at February 22, 2017 03:52 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Lt. Cmdr. Tuvok at February 22, 2017 03:52 PM (HgMAr)
Big fan of Uterine Lining.
Posted by: garrett
Yeah, that guy should be writing for Hallmark Cards.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 22, 2017 03:53 PM (+lVUW)
We has a Secretary of State who went out of her way to delete all of her emails about yoga, so why would anybody actually do it on purpose?
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 22, 2017 03:51 PM (hxWs0)
Uhhh ... let me think about it ... ah! Because she is a heathen narcissist! And crazy as a loon!
Posted by: goon at February 22, 2017 03:59 PM (EaQ6/)
http://bit.ly/1rvJsj5
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