aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
O'Keefe: I've Got a Mole in Place at One of the Major Media Organizations and I'm Going to Start Releasing Info, WikiLeaks Style
He won't say which network but he says it's one that Trump's been talking about lately, so speculation says it's CNN.
But that is just speculation. This could be good. My dick just got so hard that even a 13-year-old Indian kid couldn't spell it. If that was too obscure and convoluted, here's a clearer version of the joke: I just got so hard that "Ace's Dick" just got included in the last round of words at the National Spelling Bee. Seriously, there are only so many of these "my dick just got so hard" jokes you can write before you have to start reaching for obscure and convoluted punchlines. Variation: wooga thinks this works: My dick is so hard, a homeschooled Indian kid keeps asking me to use it in a sentence. Pretty good!Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 22, 2017 01:20 PM (hdoNb)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 22, 2017 01:20 PM (SjImc)
Demonic Activity FTW!
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 22, 2017 01:20 PM (hdoNb)
Posted by: HH at February 22, 2017 01:20 PM (DrCtv)
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 22, 2017 01:21 PM (hdoNb)
Posted by: Raging Heterosexual at February 22, 2017 01:22 PM (8iiMU)
(1) Folks involved will claim that the videos were "doctored."
(2) MSM will repeat the "doctored" claim.
(3) All will be ignored.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at February 22, 2017 01:22 PM (xN1DB)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable at February 22, 2017 01:22 PM (GX63o)
Posted by: Soona at February 22, 2017 01:22 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Gregory Stonemore at February 22, 2017 01:22 PM (LcDpr)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 22, 2017 01:22 PM (8iiMU)
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Sometimes a kid at that age just needs an older guy as a spelling mentor.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at February 22, 2017 01:22 PM (PXbkt)
Is it good or bad I don't get this joke?
Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at February 22, 2017 01:22 PM (Jcg9Q)
She said their main goal was to paint Republicans and conservatives in the worst possible light, no matter if the party had cured cancer. They actually thought it was the mission of their workplaces to take down the Republican Party.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 22, 2017 01:23 PM (vg8iE)
The HQ. Come of the insights, stay for the sheer poetry.
Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at February 22, 2017 01:23 PM (mf5HN)
Hey Tom Arnold, you piece of shit liar, we're still waiting for those sex tapes you said you had.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 22, 2017 01:23 PM (hdoNb)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 22, 2017 01:23 PM (2x9LM)
This is going to be terrific. Jiffy-Pop futures are soaring.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at February 22, 2017 01:23 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: joe, with palpable demonic activity at February 22, 2017 01:23 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: USNtakim at February 22, 2017 01:23 PM (hMqvx)
Posted by: Lord Sir x at February 22, 2017 01:23 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Harry Dicks at February 22, 2017 01:23 PM (kIyp0)
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IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE INDIAN KIDS CAN SPELL HARD WORDS. AND ACE'S DICK IS ALSO HARD.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at February 22, 2017 01:24 PM (PXbkt)
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But could he make it come out of a basket and dance to the pipes?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 22, 2017 01:24 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: IP at February 22, 2017 01:24 PM (hUtue)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at February 22, 2017 01:24 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 22, 2017 01:24 PM (jxbfJ)
Ace joining Milo in the pedophile outcast community?
What does that McMuffin website say?
Posted by: rhomboid at February 22, 2017 01:24 PM (QDnY+)
She said their main goal was to paint Republicans and conservatives in the worst possible light, no matter if the party had cured cancer. They actually thought it was the mission of their workplaces to take down the Republican Party.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 22, 2017 01:23 PM (vg8iE)
Shit they have groups on FB dedicated to that. They hate us and make no bones about it. And so I hate them right back and also those scumbag ( my new word) RINOs and cowards in Congress
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 22, 2017 01:24 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 22, 2017 01:24 PM (O2RFr)
Harder than Harry Ried at a teeball game.
Posted by: joe, with palpable demonic activity at February 22, 2017 01:25 PM (34w2E)
Is a wooden nickel involved?
Or is the kid a dime store Indian?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 22, 2017 01:25 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: PHenry at February 22, 2017 01:25 PM (jhuiU)
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at February 22, 2017 01:25 PM (PjWy4)
Collusion between the network and political campaigns?
Taking funds from foreign sources?
We all know that they suppress stories they don't like and most likely have a bias in hiring.
Maybe they're virulent racists behind the scenes? Throwing epithets that our betters say are terrible scourges on society like it's in their nature?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 22, 2017 01:25 PM (vur0q)
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 22, 2017 01:21 PM (hdoNb)
Yeah let's just not do "My D" and kid references in the same sentence. Best case is awkward, worst case is getting Milo'd.
But, on topic, I do hope this empowers some others in, say, TNL, NYT, NBC, etc., to break ranks with colleagues who loathe them to the point where it's professionally ruinous to have a dissenting opinion.
Posted by: Inside the Outside at February 22, 2017 01:25 PM (wx6iv)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2017 01:25 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 22, 2017 01:25 PM (OD2ni)
Harder than calculus for a Gender Studies major.
Posted by: joe, with palpable demonic activity at February 22, 2017 01:26 PM (34w2E)
Posted by: RioBravo at February 22, 2017 01:26 PM (SsblQ)
Posted by: This...is CNN at February 22, 2017 01:26 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 22, 2017 01:26 PM (gA69l)
Is a wooden nickel involved?
Or is the kid a dime store Indian?
7/11. Not casino.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2017 01:26 PM (jTv1/)
Posted by: CNN at February 22, 2017 01:26 PM (TJCSB)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at February 22, 2017 01:26 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 22, 2017 01:24 PM (QDnY+)
Tell you after this $250k check clears.
Posted by: Oppo Researcher at February 22, 2017 01:26 PM (wx6iv)
The Left is probably seeing him under their beds, behind every corner...
Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2017 01:26 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 22, 2017 01:26 PM (8iiMU)
Ace, get your dick to finish putting up your shelves.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2017 01:25 PM (PY9jH)
At this point he should either hire someone or stack his stuff on the floor.
Posted by: Tami at February 22, 2017 01:26 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 22, 2017 01:27 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Benji Carver at February 22, 2017 01:27 PM (OD2ni)
Couldn't be co-ordinated, because that would mean that the Trumpsters are devious mother fuckers with a plan.
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 22, 2017 01:27 PM (SIY7D)
Getting the media is long overdue.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2017 01:27 PM (0tfLf)
Just as soon as the DNC tells MSNBC what to think!
Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2017 01:27 PM (NOIQH)
Bonus points - George Takei also have some statements out there approving of it. Oh my!
I don't think Milo is gonna stay silent, since the left is littered with diddler-supporters.
Posted by: SaltyDonnie at February 22, 2017 01:27 PM (i6shs)
Posted by: browndog at February 22, 2017 01:27 PM (bGMOs)
OT- Mrs. Kim told me last night she is glad not to watch the networks any longer. She has come around on her own and is mostly non-political. She votes R but is not the type who follows politics and thinks that I follow too closely. She is offended by the bias and TDS. We are winning the middle ground.
Posted by: USNtakim at February 22, 2017 01:27 PM (hMqvx)
When you want to have a debate and let someone else speak for thirteen year olds--besides--Milo. Do it.
Posted by: Strelnikov at February 22, 2017 01:27 PM (fi5nC)
Posted by: Pamazon at February 22, 2017 01:28 PM (NNdb5)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2017 01:28 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2017 01:28 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Jackal at February 22, 2017 01:28 PM (itcU+)
"Democracy dies in darkness."
Okay then, let's shine some light on what really goes on inside newsrooms.
"AYEE! THE LIGHT! IT BURNSSS US, IT DOES PRECIOUSSSSS!!!!"
Posted by: filbert at February 22, 2017 01:28 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: deadrody at February 22, 2017 01:28 PM (kj7T1)
The joke is about a spelling bee, and the last round of words, which are hard, in the sense of difficult.
And then there's some positive-tending racism there about Indian kids always winning spelling bees.
Posted by: ace at February 22, 2017 01:28 PM (8rNrN)
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Sometimes a kid at that age just needs an older guy as a spelling mentor.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton
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dammit
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 22, 2017 01:28 PM (KgpWR)
And when has the media EVER released the raw footage of any story they've broadcast video of? Never, that's when.
Posted by: Dang at February 22, 2017 01:28 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Ace
* crosses 2nd name off list *
Posted by: CPAC planning committee at February 22, 2017 01:28 PM (4YGWz)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 22, 2017 01:28 PM (gA69l)
Posted by: Strelnikov at February 22, 2017 01:28 PM (fi5nC)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2017 01:28 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at February 22, 2017 01:29 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at February 22, 2017 01:29 PM (5Uq5D)
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 22, 2017 01:29 PM (hdoNb)
Posted by: USNtakim at February 22, 2017 01:27 PM (hMqvx)
Like I've said....I LOVE them not learning a damn thing
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 22, 2017 01:29 PM (2x9LM)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 22, 2017 01:25 PM (OD2ni)
[...]
44 This is how democracy dies, in the darkness.
Posted by: CNN at February 22, 2017 01:26 PM (TJCSB)
You guys heard how democracy dies? IN DARKNESS! HA!
Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 22, 2017 01:29 PM (wx6iv)
Posted by: deadrody at February 22, 2017 01:28 PM (kj7T1)
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Seriously, what could it be though?
Is there a personality there large enough that if they got caught on video saying something like, "Conservatives are all backwards fucks and should die horribly" that anyone would be shocked?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 22, 2017 01:29 PM (vur0q)
Posted by: CNN at February 22, 2017 01:29 PM (TJCSB)
Yes, indeed. Thanks for that input. So you're now admitting that allegedly objective members of the press are no different than the average rabid anti-trump left ?
Yeah, we figured as much. Thanks for confirming it!
Posted by: deadrody at February 22, 2017 01:29 PM (kj7T1)
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 22, 2017 01:29 PM (hdoNb)
Then don't
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 22, 2017 01:30 PM (2x9LM)
um nah I don't self-censor to appease a bunch of pinch-faced busybodies and Iranian Morality Police
Posted by: ace at February 22, 2017 01:30 PM (8rNrN)
The joke is about a spelling bee, and the last round of words, which are hard, in the sense of difficult.
And then there's some positive-tending racism there about Indian kids always winning spelling bees.
My dick got harder than a mother-in-law's tongue.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2017 01:30 PM (jTv1/)
I hate fucking 13 year old indian kids!
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 22, 2017 01:29 PM (hdoNb)
Why?
Posted by: Harry Reid at February 22, 2017 01:30 PM (8iiMU)
Which reminds me, I feel I should point out that I hate fucking monkeys with all my heart.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 22, 2017 01:30 PM (hdoNb)
Nuke these fuckers. It will further solidify their obsolescence.
I forget where I heard it but it seems that the louder these lying shit bags get, the more people ignore them.
Pretty soon they will be reduced to shouting in the streets an.... oh wait, they already are.
Could 2017 be the year of news media reform?
Let's hope
Posted by: groovemetal at February 22, 2017 01:30 PM (GZSAO)
Posted by: CNN at February 22, 2017 01:26 PM (TJCSB)
FIFY
Posted by: NBC at February 22, 2017 01:30 PM (Re/7S)
In related news; How a guy with a blog discovered competent shelving and GAINZZZ while in the glory hole.
Posted by: OneIronMacGuffin at February 22, 2017 01:30 PM (iu553)
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at February 22, 2017 01:30 PM (I8bRb)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 22, 2017 01:23 PM (vg8iE)
AGAIN legacy media proves itself clueless. That's the job of the RINOs, silly!
Posted by: kallisto at February 22, 2017 01:30 PM (nNdYv)
Posted by: MSNBC at February 22, 2017 01:30 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Soona at February 22, 2017 01:30 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Jackal at February 22, 2017 01:31 PM (itcU+)
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 22, 2017 01:29 PM (hdoNb)
Well then, just stop!
Posted by: browndog at February 22, 2017 01:31 PM (bGMOs)
Republicans Move to Spell the End of Oncologists.
Cancer treating doctors will likely have to leave their proffession following pressure from the Republican Party. Reduction in in this cancer treating critical health care specialty could have huge repercussions on those suffering from the deadly disease, and their families. Poor people whom cannot afford the current litany of traditional treatments would be the most impacted.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at February 22, 2017 01:31 PM (6rfWc)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 22, 2017 01:31 PM (7ZVPa)
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Harder than coming up with an original dick joke on the HQ!
Posted by: joe, with palpable demonic activity at February 22, 2017 01:31 PM (34w2E)
I got willowed so here goes... OT but not totally.
OT- Mrs. Kim told me last night she is glad not to watch the
networks any longer. She has come around on her own and is mostly
non-political. She votes R but is not the type who follows politics and
thinks that I follow too closely. She is offended by the bias and TDS.
We are winning the middle ground.
Posted by: USNtakim at February 22, 2017 01:27 PM (hMqvx)
Outstanding! My wife was mostly in the same boat, last year. She would humor my rants about bias and unfairness, as if I was borderline tinfoil hat guy. What is seen cannot be unseen, and it is a powerful lesson that will last a lifetime.
I have seen this ten times over if not more in a non-political forum I frequent.
Love or hate Trump, he has done this republic a great service by exposing the true enemies of the American people.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable at February 22, 2017 01:31 PM (GX63o)
But this is O'Keefe.
My prediction: evidence of actual collusion between Democrats and CNN on storylines.
Now, that's kind of old news with Donna Brazile feeding Hillary questions for the debate.
Another prediciton: after a futile attempt at a "deceptively edited" defense, CNN and the redhanded Democrats will take the moral high ground saying that they were only trying to stop Hitler.
Posted by: blaster at February 22, 2017 01:31 PM (HV1LS)
Posted by: Ed Poe at February 22, 2017 01:31 PM (hUtue)
What's still missing are official voices that will complement Trump's broad dismissals and insults about the press with Rumsfeldian detailed lectures, debunking, and education for anyone who is exposed to the material.
It's clear the audience (i.e. minimally serious and thoughtful citizens) is there, if not a majority.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 22, 2017 01:31 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Washington Post, internet muscles ftw at February 22, 2017 01:31 PM (3I7wr)
Posted by: Dang at February 22, 2017 01:31 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Ramesh at February 22, 2017 01:32 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2017 01:32 PM (NdM46)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2017 01:32 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: ace at February 22, 2017 01:32 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Jackal at February 22, 2017 01:31 PM (itcU+)
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Who would be moved by such a reveal, though? That's the real question.
I really do hope that these videos are damaging and do lasting damage to the MSM. I just kind of doubt that it will happen.
O'Keefe has over promised and under delivered before.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 22, 2017 01:32 PM (vur0q)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2017 01:32 PM (NdM46)
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 22, 2017 01:29 PM (hdoNb)
You're doing it wrong.
Posted by: Hairy Reed at February 22, 2017 01:32 PM (GX63o)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 22, 2017 01:32 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Washington Post at February 22, 2017 01:33 PM (BrQrN)
But anything bad that happens to the media is good by me. I feared they would go even MORE 'all in' after Trump was in office and they haven't disappointed. Astounding considering fully half of their potential audience still supports Trump and aren't budging.
If this screeching doesn't stop, I think things are going to get out of hand.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 22, 2017 01:33 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Ramesh at February 22, 2017 01:32 PM (nFwvY)
Sierra Mist. Everywhere.
Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at February 22, 2017 01:33 PM (mf5HN)
Good for O'Keefe. I toss him a few bucks now and then. Like Milo, he fights.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 22, 2017 01:33 PM (NdM46)
His dick is so hard, so often, he's had to build a yuuuge toolshed to protect it.
Posted by: MSNBC at February 22, 2017 01:33 PM (NOIQH)
Idea: website called Clownshoe Media that just posts all the retarded shit they do on a daily basis.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 22, 2017 01:33 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: ace"
No worries. Ben Roethlisberger explained it very well.
Posted by: Benji Carver at February 22, 2017 01:34 PM (OD2ni)
You know it's a bad day when you don't understand the joke until Ben Roethlisberger explains it to you.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2017 01:32 PM (0mRoj)
It's funnier, because it is true, and it creeps up on you.
Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at February 22, 2017 01:34 PM (GX63o)
Posted by: CNN at February 22, 2017 01:34 PM (I8bRb)
Posted by: THIS is CNN! at February 22, 2017 01:34 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: CoolHandLuke at February 22, 2017 01:34 PM (ZeVko)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2017 01:34 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Katy Turd at February 22, 2017 01:34 PM (8b+oT)
He did well on Planned Parenthood, but MSM covered it ... and killed it ... with a pillow.
It was all false, because he edited the tapes, don't you see.
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 22, 2017 01:34 PM (SIY7D)
How anyone can go to work at that hell hole every day and stay sane is a mystery to me.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2017 01:35 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: CNN at February 22, 2017 01:35 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 22, 2017 01:35 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: wooga at February 22, 2017 01:35 PM (3I7wr)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2017 01:32 PM (0mRoj)
Join the crowd. And I'm out of booze too, so no pre-work drink either. Dammit.
Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at February 22, 2017 01:35 PM (Jcg9Q)
violations by the 'impartial media.' The rest of us will dislike them
no more than we already did.
True, but they'll have a harder time sleeping at night thinking that guy in the break room - the one who only smiled, didnt laugh at the 'Trump is so dumb' joke? - he may be recording everything they say...
Posted by: MSNBC at February 22, 2017 01:35 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at February 22, 2017 01:29 PM (ul9CR)
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IIRC, wasn't RS McCain promising some Hannah Giles bikini pics? Those never surfaced either.
Posted by: Independent George at February 22, 2017 01:35 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at February 22, 2017 01:35 PM (nd1zx)
Posted by: ace at February 22, 2017 01:32 PM (8rNrN)
Good thing, Ace. Clarity is always needed in "My dick is so hard" witticisms.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2017 01:35 PM (fDdVG)
- This guy is a joke
- has a history of getting things wrong
- selective and misleading editing
- continuous lies and misleading editing
- won't upload any unedited footage because when it's truly unedited it doesn't support his agenda
- O'Keefe is still editing the video. Just give him time to create lies out of nothing.
- lies by selectively editing his videos
- He's just a hack for the republican party
- he has been proven to manipulate footage countless times.
see a pattern there? they are very scared.
bye bye CNN
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at February 22, 2017 01:35 PM (TixTl)
Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at February 22, 2017 01:33 PM (mf5HN)
It's better that way.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 22, 2017 01:35 PM (GX63o)
Posted by: Juan Williams at February 22, 2017 01:35 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: Roland THTG at February 22, 2017 01:36 PM (QM5S2)
Those of us on this blog (and others like it) already know what is the likely revelation and everyone on the left seems to enjoy their alternative reality.
Posted by: navybrat at February 22, 2017 01:36 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 22, 2017 01:36 PM (3iX3K)
He did well on Planned Parenthood, but MSM covered it ... and killed it ... with a pillow.
It was all false, because he edited the tapes, don't you see.
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 22, 2017 01:34 PM (SIY7D)
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I think the only one that had large real world effects were the ACORN videos.
Then the media learned to ignore it better.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 22, 2017 01:36 PM (vur0q)
Whatever it is, he's signaled that he's going to drip-drip-drip it out,
so it will be fun watching them try to preemtively issue denials.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at February 22, 2017 01:26 PM (ul9CR)
Drip, drip, drip? Sounds like he has the clap. Or is he going to tell CNN/PMSNBC/WaPo/etc. that they can clap now?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 22, 2017 01:36 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: ace
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So now WE are the ones who look pervy. Thanks.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 22, 2017 01:36 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Cindy Crawford at February 22, 2017 01:36 PM (PjWy4)
Posted by: CNN's John McCain on Capitol Hill at February 22, 2017 01:36 PM (iu553)
I honestly didn't get it till now....
Posted by: It's me donna at February 22, 2017 01:36 PM (O2RFr)
Ace, is that you?
Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2017 01:34 PM
That ain't the door I'm tapping at, IYKWIM....
Posted by: Ace's Dick at February 22, 2017 01:36 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: ace at February 22, 2017 01:36 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: ace at February 22, 2017 01:32 PM (8rNrN)
Thanks, but I'm still out of booze.
Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at February 22, 2017 01:37 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 22, 2017 01:37 PM (3iX3K)
There's rumors that the Bears are finally set to can quarterback Jay Cutler.
This is rather amusing, because it's a little-known fact that Jay Cutler actually quit the Bears three years ago; he just mailed the resignation letter to the wrong team...
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at February 22, 2017 01:37 PM (nd1zx)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 22, 2017 01:24 PM (QDnY+)
Tell you after this $250k check clears.
Posted by: Oppo Researcher at February 22, 2017 01:26 PM (wx6iv)
Has anybody ever even seen Egg McMuffin existing? Like, at all? Are we sure "he"'s not just a stock photo used to take the heat for the entire Vichy Establishment as they gaslight the shit out of us?
Posted by: Hikaru at February 22, 2017 01:37 PM (9TK8E)
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 22, 2017 01:37 PM (hdoNb)
My dick is so hard, a homeschooled Indian kid keeps asking me to use it in a sentence.
Posted by: wooga at February 22, 2017 01:37 PM (3I7wr)
I just got so hard that "Ace's Dick" just got included in the last round of words at the National Spelling Bee.
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needs more positive trending racism
Posted by: Juan Williams at February 22, 2017 01:37 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: CNN at February 22, 2017 01:38 PM (I8bRb)
"Discredited"
That's the word they use, as in "Discredited James O'Keefe..."
Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2017 01:38 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 22, 2017 01:38 PM (KgpWR)
In other words, has this happened before? Or is this new territory?
Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 22, 2017 01:38 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 22, 2017 01:38 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: ace at February 22, 2017 01:38 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 22, 2017 01:38 PM (0q4vG)
Posted by: Fritz at February 22, 2017 01:38 PM (FmAZH)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
What would be your scenario for 'over delivering' for O'Keefe?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 22, 2017 01:38 PM (4YGWz)
Winner.
I don't even need to read the other comments.
Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2017 01:38 PM (NXfyF)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 22, 2017 01:38 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Harry Dicks at February 22, 2017 01:39 PM (kIyp0)
In other words, has this happened before? Or is this new territory?
Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 22, 2017 01:38 PM (xeeHA)
Maybe Nixon. Maybe.
Posted by: Blake at February 22, 2017 01:39 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at February 22, 2017 01:39 PM (5Uq5D)
I think he is just a figure head like John Gill in that Star Trek Episode with the Nazis. He just writes/says what Rick Wilson and Liz Mair tell him to.
Posted by: Benji Carver at February 22, 2017 01:39 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 22, 2017 01:39 PM (aMlLZ)
In other words, has this happened before? Or is this new territory?
Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 22, 2017 01:38 PM (xeeHA)
I know it's been awhile but the fake attacks on Bush were pretty outrageous.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 22, 2017 01:40 PM (0q4vG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
What would be your scenario for 'over delivering' for O'Keefe?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 22, 2017 01:38 PM (4YGWz)
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ACORN.
Let's get that result again.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 22, 2017 01:40 PM (vur0q)
Democrat newspapers were pretty tough on Lincoln.
Posted by: navybrat at February 22, 2017 01:40 PM (w7KSn)
Democracy took it's clothes off in the dark and Trump punched it in the crotch because he said it had a baby dick.
Posted by: CNN at February 22, 2017 01:38 PM (I8bRb)
Democracy took it's clothes off in the dark and Trump punched us in the piss pump so hard it is now only good for a flap to keep the dust out of our butt crack.
FIFY
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 22, 2017 01:40 PM (jxbfJ)
LOL.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2017 01:40 PM (fDdVG)
Posted by: IC at February 22, 2017 01:40 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 22, 2017 01:37 PM
You, Sir, are a cultural appropriator.
Posted by: Elizabeth H. Warren at February 22, 2017 01:40 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2017 01:40 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at February 22, 2017 01:41 PM (D71p2)
I haven't laughed like this in five years! I am so stealing that one.
Posted by: Afroman at February 22, 2017 01:41 PM (39JRl)
Anyway, a very close friend who used to work in the NYC hotel industry knows with first-hand knowledge that Mr. Takei does indeed enjoy young boys. Suffice it to say, there was nearly a huge scandal on one of his many stays in NYC that could have gotten a lot of people arrested.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 22, 2017 01:41 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2017 01:41 PM (0tfLf)
Then the media learned to ignore it better.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 22, 2017 01:36 PM (vur0q)
No, I'd say his DNC videos did some damage....two of the leaders were fired. I'm sure they've moved onto something just as bad but the roaches scurried on those.
Also, he also had the videos of the people planning on disrupting the inauguration....I believe they were arrested and are being prosecuted.
Posted by: Tami at February 22, 2017 01:41 PM (Enq6K)
Even Mucmullin (sp?) running in Utah to suck votes away from Trump.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2017 01:41 PM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 22, 2017 01:41 PM (3iX3K)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2017 01:41 PM (fDdVG)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 22, 2017 01:42 PM (O2RFr)
Cross our fingers that what O'Keefe has is good. If it is, Trump will make sure it won't be ignored.
Trump: Alinksy you magnificent bastard, I read your book!
Rule 13 Pick the target, freeze it, personalize it, and polarize it.
Rule 4 Make the enemy live up to its own book of rules.
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 22, 2017 01:42 PM (SIY7D)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2017 01:42 PM (PY9jH)
"Discredited"
That's the word they use, as in "Discredited James O'Keefe..."
Posted by: Lizzy
That guy with the highly edited videos.
Posted by: NPR at February 22, 2017 01:42 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 22, 2017 01:42 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at February 22, 2017 01:39 PM (5Uq5D)
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*puts on sunglasses*
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 22, 2017 01:42 PM (xeeHA)
Let's get that result again.
Didn't O'Keefe also do the undercover interviews with the head of NPR?
Seem to recall she left after that.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2017 01:42 PM (NOIQH)
Call it a daisy chain of deceit?
Posted by: ExurbanDoug at February 22, 2017 01:42 PM (JoORq)
ACORN.
Let's get that result again.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Cool. I'm glad you are showing O'keefe how it's done.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 22, 2017 01:42 PM (4YGWz)
Posted by: John Jesus Angleton at February 22, 2017 01:42 PM (SjyaY)
Posted by: Berserker
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Some politician named McMullin. Bald guy who looks like a Jack-in-the-Box night manager. Acts even dumber. Maybe ran for president? Not really sure on that last bit.
Posted by: Dang, eating a Super Taco at February 22, 2017 01:42 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at February 22, 2017 01:42 PM (Iy6JT)
Posted by: CNN at February 22, 2017 01:43 PM (zc3Db)
Democracy died.. and yet, she persisted, in the darkness, Nevermore.
Posted by: Ed Poe
"Excellent" -Monty Burns.
Posted by: dfbaskwill at February 22, 2017 01:43 PM (zllbf)
Also, he also had the videos of the people planning on disrupting the inauguration....I believe they were arrested and are being prosecuted.
Posted by: Tami at February 22, 2017 01:41 PM (Enq6K)
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I think the DNC stuff helped along the inevitable, but weren't really a cause. No one like Debbie, and Donna was most likely just going to be a temp hire anyway.
The protester stuff is definitely true.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 22, 2017 01:43 PM (vur0q)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
What would be your scenario for 'over delivering' for O'Keefe?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 22, 2017 01:38 PM (4YGWz)
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ACORN.
Let's get that result again.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 22, 2017 01:40 PM (vur0q)
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Nothing happened to ACORN. It just changed it's name to OFA.
Posted by: Soona at February 22, 2017 01:43 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at February 22, 2017 01:44 PM (RD7QR)
he has a mysterious past and is either a RINO globalist or some stooge of the left. He was delighted that Mio was taken down because he says "Milo is a Nazi"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2017 01:44 PM (fDdVG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2017 01:41 PM (fDdVG)
Got it, a funny way of spelling Dickhead.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 22, 2017 01:44 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 22, 2017 01:44 PM (GLJ84)
Posted by: Revenant Milo at February 22, 2017 01:44 PM (SjyaY)
Seem to recall she left after that.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2017 01:42 PM (NOIQH)
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Does NPR operate any differently now?
Personnel change vs. institutional change.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 22, 2017 01:44 PM (vur0q)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 22, 2017 01:40 PM (0q4vG)
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I remember. But they weren't changing mastheads. Major (previously) newspapers weren't changing their fucking mastheads to The Cure lyrics.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 22, 2017 01:44 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 22, 2017 01:42 PM (O2RFr)
________________________________
hey, that Bob guy on Camera #3, he kinda just up and left left last week, and without any notice, you don't think he.. Shit.
Posted by: CNN at February 22, 2017 01:44 PM (hUtue)
Cool. I'm glad you are showing O'keefe how it's done.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 22, 2017 01:42 PM (4YGWz)
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He's done other stuff tat should have had that level of effect, but the media has adapted.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 22, 2017 01:45 PM (vur0q)
My dick is so hard there isn't enough skin left to close my eyes.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 22, 2017 01:45 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Berserker"
The subject of a million slobbering profiles in National Review and the Weekly Standard during a two month window before the election last year.
Posted by: Benji Carver at February 22, 2017 01:45 PM (OD2ni)
That was *very* successful - what he was able to prevent.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2017 01:45 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 22, 2017 01:45 PM (0q4vG)
Oh, and here is today's Jay Cutler joke:
There's rumors that the Bears are finally set to can quarterback Jay Cutler.
This
is rather amusing, because it's a little-known fact that Jay Cutler
actually quit the Bears three years ago; he just mailed the resignation
letter to the wrong team...
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at February 22, 2017 01:37 PM (nd1zx)
Jay Cutler's been sacked more times and a whore after the cowboys come home from a roundup.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 22, 2017 01:45 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: CNN at February 22, 2017 01:45 PM (zc3Db)
https://www.wellandgood.com/good-sweat/lena-dunham-yoga-video-energizing-plow-pose/
Posted by: Lea at February 22, 2017 01:45 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2017 01:41 PM
This about me, isn't it?
Posted by: The Nose under the Tent at February 22, 2017 01:45 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: CNN at February 22, 2017 01:46 PM (I8bRb)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 22, 2017 01:39 PM (aMlLZ)
he has a mysterious past and is either a RINO globalist or some
stooge of the left. He was delighted that Mio was taken down because he
says "Milo is a Nazi"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2017 01:44 PM (fDdVG)
Nevertrump candidate, parroting the nevertrump line about the alt-right being the alt-reich.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 22, 2017 01:46 PM (GX63o)
Posted by: Rambo blumenthal at February 22, 2017 01:46 PM (iUBwE)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 22, 2017 01:38 PM (4YGWz)
David Gregory getting "the shocker" from Sally Kohn at the CNN Christmas party. I think that would qualify.
Posted by: General Zod at February 22, 2017 01:46 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at February 22, 2017 01:46 PM (ul9CR)
VERY open to misinterpretation.
The official National Review style guide would replace that with: "This welcome news regales me to the point that, were my manhood to be turgid at this very moment, the very extent of the turgidity of the aforesaid manhood would very much resemble the extent of the difficulty of words which your typical pubescent South Asian male could easily solve were it to be asked of him in the context of a academic contest usually known to the great unwashed as a 'spelling bee'."
There. Much better.
You're welcome!
Posted by: William F. Buckley, Deceased at February 22, 2017 01:46 PM (nd1zx)
Posted by: Indian Kid at February 22, 2017 01:46 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: ace at February 22, 2017 01:46 PM (8rNrN)
In other words, has this happened before? Or is this new territory?
This is the way I recall Watergate being, although I was a teenager back then more interested in females than politics.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at February 22, 2017 01:46 PM (kUmUV)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 22, 2017 01:46 PM (0q4vG)
Posted by: No THIS is CNN Motherf*cker at February 22, 2017 01:46 PM (QtQaN)
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at February 22, 2017 01:25 PM (PjWy4)
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Dot, not feather, sugartits.
Posted by: Man on the Street at February 22, 2017 01:47 PM (XHDeu)
Posted by: ace
You'll never back it in this business, kid.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 22, 2017 01:47 PM (qJhUV)
In other words, has this happened before? Or is this new territory?
Posted by: Moron Pundit at
Nixon. Then Reagan, but he got shot, then Bush but 9/11 happened and they had to back off a little for a while. And Bush I and Ford.
Posted by: Ramesh at February 22, 2017 01:47 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Independent George at February 22, 2017 01:35 PM (BDZWU)
IF you hit his tip jar...
Posted by: Blanco at February 22, 2017 01:47 PM (tGBt6)
Posted by: Rambo blumenthal at February 22, 2017 01:47 PM (iUBwE)
https://goo.gl/JPGn86
Posted by: Evan McMullin at February 22, 2017 01:47 PM (TixTl)
Posted by: Corrupt Media at February 22, 2017 01:47 PM (qYCgM)
Posted by: Sid and Marty Krofft at February 22, 2017 01:47 PM (8b+oT)
I think the DNC stuff helped along the
inevitable, but weren't really a cause. No one like Debbie, and Donna
was most likely just going to be a temp hire anyway.
The protester stuff is definitely true.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 22, 2017 01:43 PM (vur0q)
I probably described it poorly....I'm talking about the ones that featured Scott Foval and Bob Creamer, where they were admitting how they bused voters in and hired people to disrupt Trump rallies and beat up Trump supporters.
Posted by: Tami at February 22, 2017 01:48 PM (Enq6K)
Hey! Show me some respect, dammit!
And I've been reading all of your alleged "GAINZZZ" threads and I noticed that you have not mentioned my Bahamian Diet even once. And now you make this joke about me ...
Posted by: Dick Gregory at February 22, 2017 01:48 PM (zc3Db)
Personnel change vs. institutional change.
OK, why are we really dissing someone on our side who fights?
James O'Keefe is out there fighting disrupting Lefty organizations, and even if it's temporary, he's getting tangible results. So tired of the cynicism!
Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2017 01:48 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at February 22, 2017 01:49 PM (4bKiB)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 22, 2017 01:45 PM
In fairness, they were pretty doggone tired after the recent one.
Posted by: Atlanta Falcons at February 22, 2017 01:49 PM (DMUuz)
Could you repeat that part about the 13-year-old but more slowly?
Posted by: Hairy Reed at February 22, 2017 01:49 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2017 01:41 PM
This about me, isn't it?
Posted by: The Nose under the Tent
ACE! Ace, Ace, Ace Ace....
What day is it? Huh? Come on, What day is it???
Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2017 01:49 PM (0tfLf)
They tried early on (remember the show "That's My Bush") but 9/11 put a halt to that for awhile. It got bad 2004 forward. The anti-Bush Katrina coverage was insane.
Posted by: Benji Carver at February 22, 2017 01:50 PM (OD2ni)
James O'Keefe is out there fighting disrupting Lefty organizations, and even if it's temporary, he's getting tangible results. So tired of the cynicism!
Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2017 01:48 PM (NOIQH)
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It's not dissing, but properly setting expectations.
It's similar to the activist left actually expecting the relatively powerless Congressional Democrats from doing things that they literally cannot do, and then becoming dispirited when those things don't come to pass.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 22, 2017 01:50 PM (vur0q)
Posted by: Sphynx at February 22, 2017 01:50 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 22, 2017 01:50 PM (GX63o)
Posted by: CNN at February 22, 2017 01:51 PM (jhuiU)
==
Ace endorses pedophilia zomg!!!!
So, feather or dot?
Posted by: CPACdouchey at February 22, 2017 01:51 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Tami at February 22, 2017 01:48 PM (Enq6K)
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Has Bob Creamer been stopped? Has he been arrested? Have his connections stopped organizing?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 22, 2017 01:51 PM (vur0q)
Posted by: JuJuBee at February 22, 2017 01:51 PM (dargh)
The hell ever happened to Hannah Giles, anyway. O'Keefe's vids were more entertaining with the T & A.
The 'old me' would have made a joke about giving Hannah a pearl necklace more fabulous then the kind Milo wears.
But I'm better than that.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at February 22, 2017 01:51 PM (ZFUt7)
Posted by: Rambo blumenthal at February 22, 2017 01:51 PM (iUBwE)
Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at February 22, 2017 01:51 PM (oZ6kz)
==
Ace endorses pedophilia zomg!!!!
So, feather or dot?
Posted by: CPACdouchey at February 22, 2017 01:51 PM (Om16U)
Dot, obviously. A feather would tickle too much.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2017 01:52 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 22, 2017 01:52 PM (Om16U)
Speaking of hardness, Ace, how's your Muscle Density progressing?
Losing fat is great, but having spongey muscles is not good. Too few carbs can result in slow muscle-mass building.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 22, 2017 01:52 PM (hdoNb)
It's not dissing, but properly setting expectations.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Yeah, actually you are, keyboard hero.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 22, 2017 01:52 PM (4YGWz)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 22, 2017 01:51 PM (vur0q)
I don't know but....is Hillary president?
Posted by: Tami at February 22, 2017 01:52 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: ace at February 22, 2017 01:46 PM (8rNrN)
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Get Psyched!
Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 22, 2017 01:52 PM (xeeHA)
inevitable, but weren't really a cause. No one like Debbie, and Donna
was most likely just going to be a temp hire anyway.
The DNC leaks, along with the Creamer tapes proved what people had long suspected but never proven.
That was huge - the Left can never feasibly claim they don;t collude with the media, and that they don't promote violence, fake protests and voter fraud. They will try (obviously), but the truth is now out there. Same goes for the MSM, there are many DC journalists who have been pantsed as the DNC operatives they've always been.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2017 01:52 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 22, 2017 01:46 PM (GX63o)
Also worth mentioning that he didn't run in the primary or anything. Not because he suddenly decided during the summer that he had a shot at winning, but because he didn't actually exist during the primary. He is a ham golem, crafted in the image of an ambulatory penis at the end of summer 2016 by the establishment GOP to help fulfill their biological imperative of making sure that Dems get whatever they want.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 22, 2017 01:52 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2017 01:42 PM (PY9jH)
Dot not feather
Posted by: Timon at February 22, 2017 01:52 PM (27k1O)
This is how it's going to be. Fabricated shit from the media. Judges intervening on every piece of legislation. Mayors calling for protests with complicit police more than happy to stand down.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 22, 2017 01:53 PM (RWSlt)
It's not dissing, but properly setting expectations.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Yeah, actually you are, keyboard hero.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 22, 2017 01:52 PM (4YGWz)
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Never said I was.
Again, I hope it does real damage, but I just don't expect it to.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 22, 2017 01:53 PM (vur0q)
Posted by: Independent George at February 22, 2017 01:53 PM (BDZWU)
Here is photographic proof that I exist:
https://goo.gl/JPGn86
Posted by: Evan McMullin
What happened to your hair?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2017 01:53 PM (IqV8l)
Speaking of hardness, Ace, how's your Muscle Density progressing?
Losing fat is great, but having spongey muscles is not good. Too few carbs can result in slow muscle-mass building.
...
meh. I haven't lifted in eight days. My sleeping sucks and I have no energy.
But i am taking creatine so I've got watered-up muscles showing for no reason except chemistry.
i'm doing martial arts which builds some small amount of muscle but not really of the GAINZZZ type.
Posted by: ace at February 22, 2017 01:54 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
That reply under-delivered, bro.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 22, 2017 01:54 PM (4YGWz)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 22, 2017 01:54 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: jwpaine at February 22, 2017 01:55 PM (hoJm7)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
That reply under-delivered, bro.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 22, 2017 01:54 PM (4YGWz)
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I hear that a lot...from my wife.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 22, 2017 01:55 PM (vur0q)
It's not dissing, but properly setting expectations.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
I've been promised a pony before.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2017 01:55 PM (IqV8l)
Moderator: Murrica!
Can you use it in a sentence?
Moderator: Ace's dick has been continually engorged since November - some people are worried.
Can I get a definition?
Moderator: A phallus belonging to a smart military blogger with a penchant for shelf-building.
Posted by: Amit Rajanathan at February 22, 2017 01:55 PM (oZ6kz)
Well the dick joke store called and they're all out of you!
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 22, 2017 01:55 PM (0q4vG)
Posted by: CNN at February 22, 2017 01:55 PM (8b+oT)
http://projectveritas.com/2017/02/20/test-post-for-audio-files-1/
Posted by: Not Veritas at February 22, 2017 01:55 PM (Bc3Xm)
Posted by: CNN at February 22, 2017 01:55 PM (TJCSB)
Posted by: Rambo blumenthal at February 22, 2017 01:56 PM (iUBwE)
And it deep, too.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2017 01:56 PM (zc3Db)
Before my work filters shuts it down.
Posted by: josephistan at February 22, 2017 01:56 PM (7HtZB)
Does that work?
Posted by: atomicplaygirl (Gab: atomicplaygirl) at February 22, 2017 01:56 PM (Gim9y)
Well the dick joke store called and they're all out of you!
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
They tried to order more but it was TOO HARD
Posted by: Sphynx at February 22, 2017 01:56 PM (OZmbA)
https://www.wellandgood.com/good-sweat/lena-dunham-yoga-video-energizing-plow-pose/
Posted by: Lea at February 22, 2017 01:45 PM (lIU4e)
Good lord that woman is butt ugly...
Posted by: Timon at February 22, 2017 01:56 PM (27k1O)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 22, 2017 01:39 PM (aMlLZ)
Some schmuck from Utah whom the #NeverTrump a-holes ran for president as The Greatest Conservative Ever, as part of their goal to see Hillary elected. Sucked a fair amount of votes away from Trump in Utah, but ultimately accomplished nothing.
The Greatest Conservative Ever now spends all of his time on Twitter, attacking Trump with left-wing talking points.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 22, 2017 01:56 PM (GLJ84)
meh. I haven't lifted in eight days. My sleeping sucks and I have no energy.
Carb up!
And then choose two or three body parts and KILL them! It will re-ignite your spark.
(that's Broscience talk you'll often hear -- "I killed my shoulders today at the gym!", which is a good thing.)
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 22, 2017 01:56 PM (hdoNb)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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Horse, go cart, sky diving, helicopter flying lessons... you'd think I get a clue.
Posted by: Dang at February 22, 2017 01:57 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Bobby K at February 22, 2017 01:57 PM (fG6w/)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk - ninjas thrive in the darkness at February 22, 2017 01:57 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 22, 2017 01:57 PM (0q4vG)
Tried that stuff. Once. Not good.
I cramped ... especially in gut but all over in general.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 22, 2017 01:57 PM (RWSlt)
My dick just got so hard it told me to "sync to iTunes"
Posted by: ace at February 22, 2017 01:57 PM (8rNrN)
1974.
Posted by: torquewrench at February 22, 2017 01:57 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2017 01:57 PM (0tfLf)
Bros will say hey whatcha doin at the gym today, bro?
I'm KILLIN bi's and tri's, bro. What are you doing?
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 22, 2017 01:57 PM (hdoNb)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 22, 2017 01:57 PM (2x9LM)
Posted by: josephistan at February 22, 2017 01:57 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: hogmartin at February 22, 2017 01:52 PM (8nWyX)
Now that's an explanation I understand. lol
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 22, 2017 01:58 PM (aMlLZ)
Then please enjoy staying at one of my 630 reasonably-priced family-run hotels in the next few years.
Thank you! Have a GREAT day!
Posted by: Ramish Patel Thanks You For Your Patronage. at February 22, 2017 01:58 PM (nd1zx)
Trump won't let them.
O'Keefe is doing God's work, more than anyone here.
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 22, 2017 01:58 PM (SIY7D)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2017 01:42 PM (PY9jH)
Dot not feather
Posted by: Timon
7-11, not casino.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2017 01:58 PM (jTv1/)
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at February 22, 2017 01:58 PM (AkTSb)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 22, 2017 01:58 PM (O2RFr)
1974.
Posted by: torquewrench at February 22, 2017 01:57 PM (noWW6)
Yep. It's Watergate II except this time the Silent Majority has the tools to speak up.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at February 22, 2017 01:58 PM (RD7QR)
And then choose two or three body parts and KILL them! It will re-ignite your spark.
(that's Broscience talk you'll often hear -- "I killed my shoulders today at the gym!", which is a good thing.)
...
no no carbs. I have a dysregulated metabolism.
I'll lift tomorrow before I go out so I have a pump on.
Posted by: ace at February 22, 2017 01:58 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Dang, cracking a window at February 22, 2017 01:58 PM (8b+oT)
Its said that it is so hard that nothing is harder, so Ace tracked down nothing and beat it to death.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2017 01:59 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 22, 2017 01:54 PM (SjImc)
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Agree. Keep calling them out. Keep them constantly on the defense. This is also what the Donald is doing.
Posted by: Soona at February 22, 2017 01:59 PM (Fmupd)
btw, Ace, if you need motivation, I recommend Rich Piana's youtube channel.
Motivation and entertainment. He's a freak of nature. A chemical freak.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 22, 2017 01:59 PM (hdoNb)
Does that work?
Posted by: atomicplaygirl (Gab: atomicplaygirl) at February 22, 2017 01:56 PM (Gim9y)
Yeah, but now all the morons be like, "pics or it didn't happen."
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 22, 2017 01:59 PM (GLJ84)
Ace needs to watch this video of Lena doing inversions on her period that popped up in my facebook feed. That will help.
https://www.wellandgood.com/good-sweat/lena-dunham-yoga-video-energizing-plow-pose/
Posted by: Lea at February 22, 2017 01:45 PM (lIU4e)
Good lord that woman is butt ugly...
Posted by: Timon at February 22, 2017 01:56 PM (27k1O)
Good sweat and Lena Dunham. The internet censors should have picked up on that one. Those two phrases should never ever be used together - even in a URL.
She's butt ugly? Did you even look at her when she finally stood up from her Uttanasana pose?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 22, 2017 02:00 PM (jxbfJ)
Eh, sounds like defeatism to me.
Either we support people who fight, and this breeds more like them, or we sit back and sulk about it not changing anything really. I would bet that the Lefty activists are a little bit more worried about infiltrators thanks to O'Keefe, and there are 3 people in jail thanks to him taping DisruptJ20 plans, and maybe also a lot of the 214 who have been indicted for rioting (we don't know how his revealing plans to authorities effected their enforcement).
Not picking on you, just tired of the gloom and doom. Trump got elected, for Pete's sake, and who knows what contributed to this. Couldn't have been only Lefty missteps, but also a lot of people like O'Keefe reaching younger voters who are looking for an alternative voice.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2017 02:00 PM (NOIQH)
I've been promised a pony before. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2017 01:55 PM (IqV8l)
But was it Butt Stallion?https://binged.it/2lGwHoR
Posted by: atomicplaygirl (Gab: atomicplaygirl) at February 22, 2017 02:00 PM (Gim9y)
Posted by: Dang at February 22, 2017 02:00 PM (8b+oT)
In fact, starving your body of carbohydrates during and after periods of intense exercise will likely cause your body to use protein as an energy source. In severe cases of low carbohydrate for prolonged periods, this may even result in the breakdown of hard-earned muscle proteins to be used as fuel during workouts or to replenish muscle glycogen after training.
http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/planet27.htm
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 22, 2017 02:00 PM (hdoNb)
Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at February 22, 2017 02:00 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: torquewrench at February 22, 2017 01:57 PM (noWW6)
Yep. It's Watergate II except this time the Silent Majority has the tools to speak up.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at February 22, 2017 01:58 PM (RD7QR)
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I hope this is the case.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 22, 2017 02:00 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Tumescent Richard at February 22, 2017 02:00 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 22, 2017 01:58 PM (O2RFr)
Schadenbutton!
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 22, 2017 02:00 PM (GLJ84)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 22, 2017 01:57 PM (2x9LM)
They've convinced themselves that anything they do is good by virtue of the fact that they did it. All self-control is off. It's a free-for-all for the next 3.5 to 7.5 years.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at February 22, 2017 02:00 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Carlos Danger at February 22, 2017 02:00 PM (SIY7D)
If You need a pick Me up watch Tucker Carlson... He has on the worst of the worst and takes them to the woodshed...
Posted by: It's me donna at February 22, 2017 02:01 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2017 02:00 PM (NOIQH)
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I'm a big boy. I can take it.
I think defeatism would be, "It doesn't matter. Nothing will happen." I see that as different from, "I hope it does something, but think it won't."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 22, 2017 02:01 PM (vur0q)
Posted by: Harry Dicks at February 22, 2017 02:01 PM (kIyp0)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 22, 2017 02:01 PM (4YGWz)
Outright giggling? - totally awesome.
Posted by: Fox at February 22, 2017 02:01 PM (DVC2D)
Warsaw Municipality publishes deadline to submit claims over property stolen by Nazis or Communists during WWII; after the deadline passes, all property will be transferred to the State of Poland or to Warsaw.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 22, 2017 02:01 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at February 22, 2017 02:01 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Berserker
A dick joke Bill Kristol was telling last year
Posted by: Lord Sir x at February 22, 2017 02:01 PM (nFwvY)
It's so hard that they named a street after it. But they had to change the name because no one crosses Ace's dick and lives.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2017 02:01 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Lena Dunham's Yoga Mat at February 22, 2017 02:02 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: CNN at February 22, 2017 02:02 PM (TJCSB)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 22, 2017 02:02 PM (ODxAs)
Does that work?
Posted by: atomicplaygirl (Gab: atomicplaygirl) at February 22, 2017 01:56 PM (Gim9y)
Yeah, but now all the morons be like, "pics or it didn't happen."
Posted by: OregonMuse
Indubitably!
Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2017 02:02 PM (jTv1/)
no sleep = no energy. Motivation only goes so far.
i'm having trouble with my cpap and it keeps waking me up throughout the night, which isn't a common thing for me. when it doesn't wake me up, i've been sleeping better lately (and having a good amount of energy). now i'm dead every day for a week now.
and I can't not go to martial arts. anyway, point is, I'm just low on energy right now until i get this cpap situation fixed.
Posted by: ace at February 22, 2017 02:02 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at February 22, 2017 02:02 PM (nQHw/)
A hard dick, Anderson Cooper, a promised pony, nipples that type and Hairy Reed . . .
I'm a bit queasy. I'll skip lunch.
Posted by: Sphynx at February 22, 2017 02:02 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: Lea at February 22, 2017 02:03 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: torquewrench at February 22, 2017 01:57 PM (noWW6)
Yep. It's Watergate II except this time the Silent Majority has the tools to speak up."
Samantha Bee is the new Maude, except Bea Arthur was cuter and that's saying something.
Posted by: Benji Carver at February 22, 2017 02:03 PM (OD2ni)
The Greatest Conservative Ever now spends all of his time on Twitter, attacking Trump with left-wing talking points.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 22, 2017 01:56 PM (GLJ84)
yeah, I had no clue. I completely shut myself off from the election, the primaries, the debates, conventions, etc. I would have voted for Idi Amin if it kept Hillary out of the white house, so there was no need to raise the blood pressure with all the bullshit.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 22, 2017 02:03 PM (aMlLZ)
Warsaw Municipality publishes deadline to submit claims over property stolen by Nazis or Communists during WWII; after the deadline passes, all property will be transferred to the State of Poland or to Warsaw.
Way to wait until most everyone has passed.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2017 02:03 PM (jTv1/)
The answer is, it isn't.
None more different.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at February 22, 2017 02:03 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 22, 2017 02:03 PM (GX63o)
So what if CNN staffers starts every day with an aztec sacrifice of a pregnant black teen girl and ritually consumes the fetus? It's just pro-choice, man, and really, who doesn't know about the power of Tlaloc in a journalistic setting? Old news, not really news at all.
Trump's putting America into darkness is far, far more important.
Posted by: Vanceone at February 22, 2017 02:03 PM (819B5)
I hate fucking 13 year old indian kids!
Why all the Hate...are you RACIST? I have always found hate fucking rather enjoyable... then again I find fucking enjoyable.
Posted by: southdakotaboy at February 22, 2017 02:03 PM (JaJ3u)
Posted by: Rambo blumenthal at February 22, 2017 02:03 PM (iUBwE)
Warsaw Municipality publishes deadline to submit claims over property stolen by Nazis or Communists during WWII; after the deadline passes, all property will be transferred to the State of Poland or to Warsaw.
Way to wait until most everyone has passed.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2017 02:03 PM (jTv1/)
Many Holocaust survivors who had returned to Poland filed property claims after 1945, under a Communist decree that had nationalized all Jewish property in Warsaw. Most of these claims were rejected or never solved, and as a result many survivors and their families are not even aware that they can still file their claims.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 22, 2017 02:04 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 22, 2017 02:04 PM (cuZZW)
Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 22, 2017 02:04 PM (/f1mm)
no sleep = no energy. Motivation only goes so far.
i'm having trouble with my cpap and it keeps waking me up throughout the night, which isn't a common thing for me. when it doesn't wake me up, i've been sleeping better lately (and having a good amount of energy). now i'm dead every day for a week now.
and I can't not go to martial arts. anyway, point is, I'm just low on energy right now until i get this cpap situation fixed.
Posted by: ace at February 22, 2017 02:02 PM (8rNrN)
Ace, if you got it at a sleep center take it back and see if one of the techs can look at it for you. I had trouble with my mask once and the sleep center tech did a laying on of hands and everything was great.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at February 22, 2017 02:04 PM (RD7QR)
please. Look up "ketone bodies."
Your fat is there for energy, right? Why else would it be there?
Even someone at normal weight has over 100,000 calories of stored energy as fat. A fat person may have 300,000. A very fat person might have 500,000 or 700,000.
Overweight people do not need carbs for anything. In fact, carbs are on the only macronutrient your body definitely does not need.
Posted by: ace at February 22, 2017 02:04 PM (8rNrN)
Warsaw Municipality publishes deadline to submit claims over property stolen by Nazis or Communists during WWII; after the deadline passes, all property will be transferred to the State of Poland or to Warsaw.
Way to wait until most everyone has passed.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2017 02:03 PM (jTv1/)
Seriously?? Are they frigging kidding with that?
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 22, 2017 02:04 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Soona at February 22, 2017 02:04 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Benji Carver
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And Bea Arthur has a bigger dick.
Posted by: Dang, holding up a copy of TV Guide for everyone to see at February 22, 2017 02:05 PM (8b+oT)
Late to the thread.
Wow.
Aces dick has lasted over three hundred comments.
Probably the longest Aces Dick has ever lasted.....
Posted by: fixerupper at February 22, 2017 02:05 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 22, 2017 02:05 PM (KgpWR)
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 22, 2017 01:39 PM (aMlLZ)
Evan McMullen, Bill "sackfulla" Kristol's buttboy and would-be spoiler candidate against Trump. Also paid 250 large for oppo research to get Milo Y, IIANM.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2017 02:05 PM (0mRoj)
yeah it's a new one, I just gotta play with the straps until it's tight enough (but not too tight)
Posted by: ace at February 22, 2017 02:05 PM (8rNrN)
I'm sure that's a bitch on your ability to get any sleep, no less quality sleep.
That said, caffeine up and hit the gym, you'll feel better for having done it.
Posted by: browndog at February 22, 2017 02:05 PM (bGMOs)
Posted by: torquewrench at February 22, 2017 01:57 PM (noWW6)
Yep. It's Watergate II except this time the Silent Majority has the tools to speak up.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at February 22, 2017 01:58 PM (RD7QR)
Also, this time, the president has done ABSOLUTELY NOTHING wrong. The outrage is fueled by 100% hatred, nothing more.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 22, 2017 02:05 PM (GLJ84)
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at February 22, 2017 02:05 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Mikey at February 22, 2017 02:05 PM (tD358)
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at February 22, 2017 02:05 PM (TixTl)
i'm having trouble with my cpap and it keeps waking me up throughout the night, which isn't a common thing for me. when it doesn't wake me up, i've been sleeping better lately (and having a good amount of energy). now i'm dead every day for a week now.
Posted by: ace
Do you have the bite piece one or the scuba one?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 22, 2017 02:05 PM (4YGWz)
Posted by: Weasel at February 22, 2017 02:06 PM (C8aCP)
Posted by: Those tits at February 22, 2017 02:06 PM (8b+oT)
Ace's dick is so hard, he can hang a shelf on it. Oh, he did that already? Never mind.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2017 02:06 PM (mbhDw)
If you're like me and you clamp your jaw shut while you sleep and only breath through your nostrils (which isn't enough or comfortable in most positions), then a simple little trick is keeping your lips separated to allow in/out more air.
Something in the shape of a cigarette butt but a little thicker works.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 22, 2017 02:06 PM (hdoNb)
That's what she said!
Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2017 02:06 PM (jTv1/)
Posted by: ace at February 22, 2017 02:06 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Dot Indian Kid on a Train at February 22, 2017 02:06 PM (8b+oT)
Yeah, but now all the morons be like, "pics or it didn't happen."
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 22, 2017 01:59 PM (GLJ84) I said 'could'... ;-)
When Ace posts a pic of his tumescent shaft, I'll comply. I mean, he's our fearless leader, he needs to lead by example. Or something. =P
Posted by: atomicplaygirl (Gab: atomicplaygirl) at February 22, 2017 02:06 PM (Gim9y)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2017 02:07 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Benji Carver at February 22, 2017 02:07 PM (OD2ni)
Do you have the bite piece one or the scuba one?
Yeah, same concept as I described above. But my fix is way simpler.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 22, 2017 02:07 PM (hdoNb)
Well, he did say "mole", so that's what I thought of. That or a breakwater, but I'm not a civil engineer...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at February 22, 2017 02:07 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: fixerupper at February 22, 2017 02:07 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at February 22, 2017 02:08 PM (7HtZB)
Maybe ... but like others are saying - at least the dude is fighting.
What kills me is the "we don't have to fight" bullshit. That's just rationalizing sitting there and taking their shit. Screw that.
If nothing else ... O'Keefe is showing some fight. Hell - maybe it'll catch on.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 22, 2017 02:08 PM (RWSlt)
"With all the due respect which I have for the Anne Frank Center for Mutual Respect, it seems that someone here is confused," Dagan said.
"While the State of Israel is under attack from every direction because it is the state of the Jews. While Jews are being killed here only because of their Jewishness, while the UN security Council finds it necessary to specifically and obsessively condemn the State of Israel, the only democracy in the Middle East, also with profoundly anti-Semitic motives, the center of the Anne Frank House finds time to attack the leader who is the greatest supporter of Israel and the Jewish people ever elected president of the US, Donald Trump," he continued.
Dagan praised Trump as a great friend and defender of the State of Israel and the Jewish people. "He is a leader who has repeatedly demonstrated his commitment to the Jewish people and the State of Israel. He is a leader who has a Jewish daughter, who donated funds for settlements in Judea and Samaria, and who also proves even today his unwavering commitment to Israel, and he is forced to absorb charges which are equally ridiculous.
"I would expect from the Anne Frank Center for Mutual Respect, that before they bring false accusations against a president who is a supporter of Israel and loves Jews as Trump does, and say that he encourages anti-Semitism, to speak out against hate crimes which are no less serious, such as the destruction of Jewish graves which occurs week after week on the Mount of Olives in Jerusalem by Arabs, and the arson and the breakage of Joseph's Tomb repeatedly by the Palestinian Authority. I call on all defenders to stop the hypocrisy and I promise the *elected* US President, the State of Israel and the settlements in Judea and Samaria are with you."
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 22, 2017 02:08 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 22, 2017 02:08 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 22, 2017 01:54 PM (SjImc)
I don't think he's at all ineffective. He had a real impact on the election with the voter fraud stuff.
Posted by: Ace's liver at February 22, 2017 02:08 PM (Xuv2G)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 22, 2017 02:08 PM (GX63o)
I just gotta play with the straps until it's tight enough (but not too tight)
Posted by: ace at February 22, 2017 02:05 PM (8rNrN)
If that isn't a hanging curve ball.......
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 22, 2017 02:08 PM (cuZZW)
Posted by: ace at February 22, 2017 02:05 PM (8rNrN)
Too easy.
Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 22, 2017 02:09 PM (/f1mm)
see that as different from, "I hope it does something, but think it
won't."
I'm thinking it will meet Alinsky's #4 (Make the enemy live up to its own book of rules), #5 (Ridicule is man's most potent weapon), #6 (A good tactic is one your people enjoy), and maybe #9 ("The threat is usually more terrifying than the thing itself.").
Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2017 02:09 PM (NOIQH)
@sean_spicier
Mexico says they won't accept the President's immigration policies. Meanwhile, back on Earth, nobody cares what they accept.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 22, 2017 02:09 PM (GLJ84)
You do not need a fancy apparatus. All you need it is to prevent your lips from closing. Your jaw and tongue will automatically relax.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 22, 2017 02:09 PM (hdoNb)
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at February 22, 2017 02:09 PM (BB1en)
The leaker is most likely to be one of the help, who captured stuff said off camera, especially after the election when key CNN people were venting their anger.
Less likely to be someone admitted to inner circle meetings.
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 22, 2017 02:09 PM (SIY7D)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 22, 2017 02:09 PM (4AVeu)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 22, 2017 02:08 PM (cuZZW)
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..... or two.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 22, 2017 02:09 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 22, 2017 02:05 PM (GLJ84)
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As long as this remains true, I think the GOP will at least pretend to support him. I feel like they are looking for ANY reason to bolt.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 22, 2017 02:10 PM (xeeHA)
Sally Kohn is at least amusing in her cluelessness and hackery. McMuffin is just annoying.
Posted by: Benji Carver at February 22, 2017 02:10 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Adrienne at February 22, 2017 02:10 PM (lVcuh)
Posted by: ace at February 22, 2017 02:06 PM (8rNrN) "
The Temple of Elemental Ace's Dick
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at February 22, 2017 02:10 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren
And when it visit your home state, it's called "Ironsides."
Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2017 02:10 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Egg McMuffin at February 22, 2017 02:10 PM (BrQrN)
I don't think he's at all ineffective. He had a real impact on the election with the voter fraud stuff.
Posted by: Ace's liver at February 22, 2017 02:08 PM (Xuv2G)
I am not disagreeing with you. He has had some home runs and some strike outs. I am all in favor of what he does. He should keep plugging away
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 22, 2017 02:10 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 22, 2017 02:10 PM (2x9LM)
Aces dick has lasted over three hundred comments.
But nobody has been able to use it in a sentence yet.
Posted by: Washington Post at February 22, 2017 02:10 PM (lKyWE)
So...... does this CPAP machine make my Bane look big??
Posted by: fixerupper at February 22, 2017 02:10 PM (8XRCm)
Sean Spicier
@sean_spicier
Mexico says they won't accept the President's immigration policies. Meanwhile, back on Earth, nobody cares what they accept.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 22, 2017 02:09 PM (GLJ84)
Fake account.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 22, 2017 02:10 PM (GX63o)
@sean_spicier
Mexico says they won't accept the President's immigration policies. Meanwhile, back on Earth, nobody cares what they accept.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 22, 2017 02:09 PM (GLJ84)
I'm trying to imagine what it could even mean. Would they refuse repatriation of Mexican citizens?
Posted by: Ace's liver at February 22, 2017 02:10 PM (Xuv2G)
One more thing, for erections lasting longer than 300 comments seek medical attention.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2017 02:10 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: browndog at February 22, 2017 02:10 PM (bGMOs)
Posted by: Jame Gumb at February 22, 2017 02:11 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 22, 2017 02:11 PM (/f1mm)
It all depends upon what these "journalists" are saying in the O'Keefe vids, I am assuming it is recorded non-broadcast stuff. It will certainly help in the comeback to their whole "we're not biased" lie.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 22, 2017 02:12 PM (ODxAs)
Off laughingstock sock
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 22, 2017 02:12 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: browndog at February 22, 2017 02:12 PM (bGMOs)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 22, 2017 02:09 PM (GLJ84)
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Mexico must really hate her citizenry to so strongly want them to leave.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 22, 2017 02:12 PM (xeeHA)
and the men can entertain themselves by filling in the ending. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2017 02:12 PM (fDdVG)
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at February 22, 2017 02:12 PM (ZFUt7)
Posted by: lindarose schadenbutton! at February 22, 2017 02:12 PM (JNDQi)
____________________________
When we start catapaulting Mexicans over The Wall (TM) a la cows in Monty Python's Holy Grail, they'll accept it.
(Oh, and Pancho Villa was a pussy.)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 22, 2017 02:13 PM (4AVeu)
Posted by: ace at February 22, 2017 02:05 PM (8rNrN)
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Why are we no longer doing "Phrasing!"?
Posted by: josephistan at February 22, 2017 02:13 PM (7HtZB)
I'm thinking it will meet Alinsky's #4 (Make the enemy live up to its own book of rules), #5 (Ridicule is man's most potent weapon), #6 (A good tactic is one your people enjoy), and maybe #9 ("The threat is usually more terrifying than the thing itself.").
Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2017 02:09 PM (NOIQH)
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Isn't part of using Alinsky's rules the idea that your target needs to care about its potential hypocrisies?
There are parts of the left that do care about that. I don't think the MSM is one of them.
I do think O'Keefe is doing good stuff. I want him to continue. It's just that I'm afraid that his ammo against this particular target might end up resulting in only another cut of a thousand instead of a knock out blow (thanks to whoever originally made that analogy).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 22, 2017 02:13 PM (vur0q)
Posted by: Sirius the Canine Pundit at February 22, 2017 02:13 PM (LBO1U)
Which is more ultimate: Ace's erm, tumescence, or a video of Lena and Hillary making out?
As much as I respect Ace: Gotta say the latter is more powerful in terms of soul destroying capacity.
Posted by: Vanceone at February 22, 2017 02:13 PM (819B5)
Posted by: flounder, rebel
He'd do a thought experiment. Of it travelling near the speed of light. Red shifting into a choad.
Posted by: Lord Sir x at February 22, 2017 02:13 PM (nFwvY)
Pffft. Piker.
Posted by: Cindy Crawford at February 22, 2017 01:36 PM (PjWy4)
Bitch please.
Posted by: Helen Thomas at February 22, 2017 02:14 PM (xHA2u)
Some people, for a variety of reasons, sometimes multiple reasons -- genetics, epigenetics, illness, inadequate or unbalanced nutrition -- have metabolisms that aren't able to make the normal shift to fat-burning for fuel when called on to do so.
Or their bodies will shift over but do so very sluggishly.
Posted by: torquewrench at February 22, 2017 02:14 PM (noWW6)
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Nope, you did order a large Bag-of-Dicks. *hands large Bag-of-Dicks to Mexico*
Posted by: Manager at that Bag-of-Dicks place at February 22, 2017 02:14 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at February 22, 2017 02:14 PM (vI+F1)
for any illegality Veritas might expose, what's the point?
*ahem*
Posted by: PDT at February 22, 2017 02:15 PM (UWriB)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 22, 2017 02:08 PM (cuZZW)
I'm hung up SEE SEE WHAT I DID THERE by the so many jokes, so many, and terror of embannination.
Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at February 22, 2017 02:15 PM (mf5HN)
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Aw, that's adorable. They actually think they have a choice.
Posted by: clint flicker at February 22, 2017 02:16 PM (UWriB)
Eh, just go to San Antonio. You basically get Mexico without the car theft, extortion and Montezuma's Revenge.
Posted by: Sirius the Canine Pundit at February 22, 2017 02:16 PM (LBO1U)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at February 22, 2017 02:16 PM (7HtZB)
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Trump should take a rhetorical sledgehammer to Mexico and its President.
* Why won't Mexico take back it's own citizens.
* Doesn't Mexico care about it's citizens.
* If you don't want the returns, don't let 'em cross in the first place. Stop allowing breakthroughs from Central America.
* And, oh yeah, you're going to pay for the wall.
Posted by: WisRich at February 22, 2017 02:18 PM (hdpay)
Posted by: Sirius the Canine Pundit
This hat-talking shit is fucking obnoxious.
How the fuck is O'Keefe responsible for the GOPe's impotence?
ANSWER, in case you just caught a case of cottonmouth is NOT AT ALL.
Hey, you don't like O'keefe's product? Then go the fuck right now and produce something better, you cunt.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 22, 2017 02:18 PM (4YGWz)
* Why won't Mexico take back it's own citizens.
* Doesn't Mexico care about it's citizens.
* If you don't want the returns, don't let 'em cross in the first place. Stop allowing breakthroughs from Central America.
* And, oh yeah, you're going to pay for the wall.
And finally...
"JUICEBOX! NOW!"
Posted by: clint flicker at February 22, 2017 02:18 PM (UWriB)
Posted by: WisRich at February 22, 2017 02:19 PM (hdpay)
Sally Kohn is at least amusing in her cluelessness and hackery. McMuffin is just annoying.
Posted by: Benji Carver at February 22, 2017 02:10 PM (OD2ni)
True dat.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 22, 2017 02:19 PM (GLJ84)
and the men can entertain themselves by filling in the ending. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2017 02:12 PM (fDdVG)
Begun the circumcision wars have.
Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at February 22, 2017 02:19 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: PHenry at February 22, 2017 02:19 PM (jhuiU)
really moved the needle at all? The Planned Parenthood videos they
released only resulted in democrats and activist judges doubling down on
PP's allowable barbarity, while Republicans continue navel-gazing.
Seems like their latest effort will only confirm what we already pretty
much know - major media outlets like CNN are coordinating their coverage
with democrats. Sorry, but I'm expecting a bombshell, and unless our
courageous leaders are willing to start prosecuting people for any
illegality Veritas might expose, what's the point?
Posted by: Sirius the Canine Pundit
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PP videos came out when Lynch and Obama were in charge of the Justice Department so nothing happened. That and pussies in congress. But now federal funding has been stopped. People were arrested after the Veritas inauguration videos were released.
Posted by: Dang at February 22, 2017 02:19 PM (8b+oT)
-- Smartest President ever
Once again, if it's good, Trump will amplify it.
Alinsky's #4 (Make the enemy live up to its own book of rules).
This is the hardest rule to turn tables on the Left, because they're shameless hypocrites. But we'll get there. Right now, moving 5% to 10% of the populace is huge.
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 22, 2017 02:25 PM (SIY7D)
Posted by: Apostate at February 22, 2017 02:25 PM (TDhf0)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 22, 2017 02:18 PM (4YGWz)
Likewise.
Posted by: Sirius the Canine Pundit at February 22, 2017 02:28 PM (LBO1U)
Posted by: lepke at February 22, 2017 02:29 PM (h6vT0)
Try some adrenal support. I like the stuff with actual tissue, not just herbal. It helps with your energy level. For sleep, take DHEA at night before bedtime. Try maybe 25mg. (I am not a doctor, but have spent money and time going to naturopaths).
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 22, 2017 02:30 PM (vP09u)
Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at February 22, 2017 02:31 PM (zRZaJ)
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Trump should take a rhetorical sledgehammer to Mexico and its President.
* Why won't Mexico take back it's own citizens.
* Doesn't Mexico care about it's citizens.
* If you don't want the returns, don't let 'em cross in the first place. Stop allowing breakthroughs from Central America.
* And, oh yeah, you're going to pay for the wall.
Posted by: WisRich at February 22, 2017 02:18 PM (hdpay)
Dump them back over the border and shoot any Mexican officials who try to stop said dumping... or just do what Trump has threatened and close any access intransigent countries have to the US.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 22, 2017 02:32 PM (f5uaD)
Something in the shape of a cigarette butt but a little thicker works.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 22, 2017 02:06 PM (hdoNb)
Now I'm hard as a rock.
Posted by: George Takei at February 22, 2017 02:38 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Dr. Mr. Badman at February 22, 2017 02:45 PM (cfjq1)
Posted by: John Jesus Angleton at February 22, 2017 01:42 PM (SjyaY)
I saw a video of Jenna Jameson hunting moles. It was...interesting.
Posted by: some twat in MPLS at February 22, 2017 02:46 PM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 22, 2017 01:54 PM (SjImc)
-------------------------------------
AMEN.
Sure, we all want a magic, silver bullet that will bring the Left down with one hit. But that isn't the way it happens. That isn't the way the Left took power.
Piece by piece. Termite by termite.
Nipping at the heels.
God bless the O'Keefes, who keep on fighting, winning whatever tiny victories they can.
Posted by: Rousseau, Robespierre, Marx, Lenin, Mussolini, Hitler at February 22, 2017 02:51 PM (Nox3c)
Ace doesn't need that screwdriver any more, he can use nails. Doesn't need a hammer, either.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 22, 2017 01:31 PM (7ZVPa)
Ace's Dick is so hard he's not using nails, he's just hammering in the screws with it.
Posted by: Bob in Houston-Vast Right Wing Basket of deplorable! at February 22, 2017 03:03 PM (XRxxn)
Warsaw Municipality publishes deadline to submit claims over property stolen by Nazis or Communists during WWII; after the deadline passes, all property will be transferred to the State of Poland or to Warsaw.
Way to wait until most everyone has passed.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2017 02:03 PM (jTv1/)
What is not stated there is when the municipality of Warsaw began considering claims for stolen property.
Posted by: some twat in MPLS at February 22, 2017 03:06 PM (WDdjT)
Posted by: That'sNotaMoon at February 22, 2017 03:08 PM (c5sfq)
Posted by: Berserker
A dick joke Bill Kristol was telling last year
Posted by: Lord Sir x at February 22, 2017 02:01 PM (nFwvY)
The one dick that ISN'T hard right now.
Posted by: Hikaru at February 22, 2017 03:10 PM (9TK8E)
Those still following CNN as a valid news source are brain dead ideologues. Their ratings prove it.
Posted by: Orson at February 22, 2017 03:12 PM (P6cub)
Posted by: Jean at February 22, 2017 03:19 PM (k2cV9)
Posted by: Evan McMaguffin at February 22, 2017 03:23 PM (VnalV)
Posted by: M. Shamalyan at February 22, 2017 03:23 PM (uCrjJ)
Posted by: Jean at February 22, 2017 03:27 PM (k2cV9)
Posted by: Ramesh at February 22, 2017 01:32 PM (nFwvY
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tumescent, T U M E S C E N T, tumescent
Posted by: Prisha at February 22, 2017 03:33 PM (adsVM)
Posted by: Peter Johnson O'Toole at February 22, 2017 03:39 PM (qPVDX)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 22, 2017 03:47 PM (j1Wvr)
But here in America, we say "I read it in the paper.'
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 22, 2017 03:48 PM (PkCzL)
I'm going to print this out and hang it on my office wall.
Posted by: wooga at February 22, 2017 03:49 PM (3I7wr)
That Ace guy...he's so funneh.
Posted by: dananjcon at February 22, 2017 03:53 PM (WLK0w)
Not going to lie. I was rollin' at that.
Well played.
Posted by: Daniel at February 22, 2017 04:38 PM (Z3ReH)
Posted by: Wysiwyg Mtwzzyzx at February 22, 2017 05:48 PM (98Feg)
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