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Time: Men and Women View Casual Sex, Get This, Differently

This all must be a Social Construct Created by the Patriarchy (TM).

You're never gonna guess in what particular ways men and women view casual sex differently. Never. Your puny earth brains cannot even begin to grapple with the revelation that Science is about to drop on you.

About half of all people in the United States and Western Europe will have at least one one-night stand, according to the authors of a new study. And how they feel about those encounters the next morning tends to vary based on gender: Women are more likely than men to regret casual sex, while men are more often happy with what went down.

The new research also saw big differences in how people felt after they turned down opportunities for casual sex: Very few women regretted saying no, while nearly a third of men wished they had said yes instead.

The findings, published in Evolutionary Psychology, come from a recent survey of 263 adults living in Norway, but they're strikingly similar to previous research done in the U.S. In fact, the authors of the new study set out to see if they’d find big differences between the two locations, given that Norway has been ranked as a more sexually liberal, and secularized country.

But it tuns out that the same patterns exist in both places. In the Norwegian survey, 35% of women regretted having sex with someone they’d just met, versus 20% of men. And only about 30% of women were happy about their most recent experience, versus 50% of men.

When asked about the last time they said no to casual sex, 80% of women and 43% of men were happy about their decision. Only about 4% of women regretted passing up an opportunity, compared to nearly 30% of men.

As to why this should be so: The answers will once again astound you. Women worry about pregnancy, disease, getting a bad reputation, etc. Also, the article points out -- women tend to be more cautious and risk-averse whereas men tend to be more impulsive and risk-seeking.

Again, as I am assured that women and men are exactly the same in all particulars (except for transsexuals, who know keenly the difference between "feeling like a man" and "feeling like a woman"), I can only assume that Society imposes these differences on the foundational hormonal biases of men's and women's brain functions.


Survey respondents were also asked about sexual pleasure they received from their one-night stands. There, the researchers found another not-so-big surprise: Men had orgasms during casual sex far more often than women, particularly when those women had casual sex with Ace of Spades, a second-tier blogger and wannabe broscientist who doesn't know which way a drill turns.

Dude, what the fuck. I mean what the absolute fuck, man.

Posted by: Ace at 12:34 PM




Comments

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1 read the content and first

Posted by: Harry Reid at February 21, 2017 12:28 PM (PNcou)

2 Wait --- you're saying men and women are different?!

How dare you!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2017 12:29 PM (NOIQH)

3 How much did I pay for this revelation

Posted by: Mega at February 21, 2017 12:29 PM (EdXI9)

4 Well, that was a fast second post from Ace.

Is this the kind of day we're expecting?

I'm not really complaining.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 21, 2017 12:29 PM (vur0q)

5 >> particularly when those women had casual sex with Ace of Spades, a
second-tier blogger and wannabe broscientist who doesn't know which way a
drill turns.



Aw, no way that's true!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2017 12:29 PM (NOIQH)

6 Nice drop there at the end. Separates the "readers" from the "commenters".

Posted by: Mega at February 21, 2017 12:30 PM (EdXI9)

7 Breitbart's back up.

Posted by: m at February 21, 2017 12:30 PM (3jGss)

8 Ha. I knew that whole post about the shelving incident was a metaphor for something.

Posted by: Prudie, one-named and unashamed at February 21, 2017 12:30 PM (al6UK)

9 >>>3 How much did I pay for this revelation

dude, one of these days i'm gonna round up the New Real Peer Review tweets -- actual abstracts from real journal publications -- and you'll see that THIS study is comparatively useful.

Posted by: ace at February 21, 2017 12:30 PM (8rNrN)

10 ...sexual pleasure...Ace of Spades, a second-tier blogger and wannabe broscientist who doesn't know which way a drill turns.

ISWYDT

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at February 21, 2017 12:30 PM (B11vO)

11 Survey respondents were also asked about sexual pleasure they received from their one-night stands. There, the researchers found another not-so-big surprise: Men had orgasms during casual sex far more often than women, particularly when those women had casual sex with Ace of Spades, a second-tier blogger and wannabe broscientist who doesn't know which way a drill turns.

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This quote is definitely in the original article. Verbatim.

Don't check. Just trust me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 21, 2017 12:30 PM (vur0q)

12 Could one (or more) of the 'ettes offer me casual sex so that i can turn them down to see how that feelz? Just doin some science here.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 21, 2017 12:31 PM (PNcou)

13 men are more often happy with what went down.
Heh. I see what you did there.

Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at February 21, 2017 12:31 PM (vI+F1)

14 "Again, as I am assured that women and men are exactly the same in all particulars (except for transsexuals, who know keenly the difference between "feeling like a man" and "feeling like a woman"), I can only assume that Society imposes these differences on the foundational hormonal biases of men's and women's brain functions."

And don't forget chromosomes. Chromosomes are like immigration laws, they don't mean shit. If an X feels like a Y, then it's a Y. I learned that in my Social Justice Calculus class.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Gluten Free Souls at February 21, 2017 12:31 PM (a3sfz)

15 particularly when those women had casual sex with Ace of Spades, a second-tier blogger and wannabe broscientist who doesn't know which way a drill turns.

************************

So gals have faked their own deaths just to get out of it.

Posted by: Strelnikov at February 21, 2017 12:31 PM (fi5nC)

16 particularly when those women had casual sex with Ace of Spades, a second-tier blogger and wannabe broscientist who doesn't know which way a drill turns.
--

Is this from the "Screw slow, and no hammer drilling" PSA?

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at February 21, 2017 12:31 PM (OVUYQ)

17 Man, that's harsh. Maybe you should sign up for some home improvement classes. That way you could learn how to drill, and maybe meet women who appreciate men who don't know how to drill, but are willing to learn.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Can Help You Get Your Garden of Curses In Shape This Spring! at February 21, 2017 12:31 PM (hLRSq)

18 The new research also saw big differences in how people felt after they turned down opportunities for casual sex: Very few women regretted saying no, while nearly a third of men wished they had said yes instead.

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I'm going to call bullshit on this. There's no way 1/3 of sexually active single men would turn down a decently attractive woman.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 21, 2017 12:31 PM (JyMId)

19 "Aw, no way that's true!"
yeh I suspect our benefactor knows which way a drill turns....

Posted by: DaveJ at February 21, 2017 12:31 PM (KXIpS)

20 Dude...if the drill is turning the wrong way, turn her around!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2017 12:31 PM (0tfLf)

21 14
And don't forget chromosomes. Chromosomes are like immigration laws, they don't mean shit. If an X feels like a Y, then it's a Y. I learned that in my Social Justice Calculus class.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Gluten Free Souls at February 21, 2017 12:31 PM (a3sfz)

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At least, that's how Katie Couric explained it to me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 21, 2017 12:31 PM (vur0q)

22 And how they feel about those encounters the next morning tends to vary based on gender: Women are more likely than men to regret casual sex, while men are more often happy with what went down.



No shit? Srsly?
Why buy the cow if the milk is free?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2017 12:31 PM (fo8C+)

23 Men had orgasms during casual sex far more often than women, particularly when those women had casual sex with Ace of Spades, a second-tier blogger and wannabe broscientist who doesn't know which way a drill turns.

Threadwinner!

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at February 21, 2017 12:31 PM (NF2Bf)

24 This post reminds me: Yesterday I fixed two drooping shelves, with a screwdriver!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 21, 2017 12:32 PM (YEelc)

25 Younger chicks are much more crazy these days and seem way more open to casual sex these days. A 22-year old that has daddy issues, learned everything she knows about sex from porn, and with self-esteem issues is the real unicorn in the dating world. Especially when you are in your 40s.

Posted by: scofflaw_x at February 21, 2017 12:32 PM (y9ZJX)

26 >> The answers will once again astound you. Women worry about pregnancy,
disease, getting a bad reputation, etc. Also, the article points out --
women tend to be more cautious and risk-averse whereas men tend to be
more impulsive and risk-seeking.



I blame the patriarchy!
I'm sure this doesn't apply to lesbian sex!!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2017 12:32 PM (NOIQH)

27 I don't often laugh at out loud at something I read, but when I do, it's usually here. Ace-- that was hilarious. You should take the rest of the day off.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at February 21, 2017 12:32 PM (Zy4yj)

28 Oh shit, that last quote block cracked me up out loud!!!!

Awesome, man!!!!!

Posted by: Dirty Randy at February 21, 2017 12:32 PM (jjaLl)

29 particularly when those women had casual sex with Ace of Spades, a second-tier blogger and wannabe broscientist who doesn't know which way a
drill turns.

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WORD

Posted by: Helen Thomas at February 21, 2017 12:32 PM (PNcou)

30 Survey respondents were also asked about sexual pleasure they received from their one-night stands. There, the researchers found another not-so-big surprise: Men had orgasms during casual sex far more often than women, particularly when those women had casual sex with Ace of Spades, a second-tier blogger and wannabe broscientist who doesn't know which way a drill turns.
Dude, what the fuck. I mean what the absolute fuck, man.

I rate the bolded portions Absolutely Fuckin' True.

Posted by: joncelli, Respected Fact Checker at February 21, 2017 12:32 PM (RD7QR)

31 Shorter version:

Women have sex when they want to. Men have sex when they can.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 21, 2017 12:32 PM (/f1mm)

32 Ace, I saw the Real Peer Review article you re-tweeted about a 'hauntology'.

I'm guessing the findings were '2spooky4me.'

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at February 21, 2017 12:32 PM (oZ6kz)

33 18 The new research also saw big differences in how people felt after they turned down opportunities for casual sex: Very few women regretted saying no, while nearly a third of men wished they had said yes instead.

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I'm going to call bullshit on this. There's no way 1/3 of sexually active single men would turn down a decently attractive woman.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 21, 2017 12:31 PM (JyMId)

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Where does it say that the women are at least decently attractive?

There's also no information about current relationship status.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 21, 2017 12:33 PM (vur0q)

34 I gotta say that last quote is a bit harsh, I mean, they didn't even mention the fact that he's an ewok.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2017 12:33 PM (39g3+)

35 I swear I answered "No Opinion" on that last question Ace.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 21, 2017 12:33 PM (so+oy)

36 Keep up the good work! You're living rent free in more "Progressive" heads than you can guess.

Posted by: 80's music fan at February 21, 2017 12:33 PM (PHcLa)

37 The only shocking part of this study is that they found enough men that actually turned down casual sex.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at February 21, 2017 12:33 PM (oZ6kz)

38 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4239210/

'An industry secret: we always come with fat guys, provided we're on top, of course,' she says.
'I don't know why grinding on all that cushion feels so good.'



Posted by: JEM at February 21, 2017 12:33 PM (TppKb)

39 >>I'm going to call bullshit on this. There's no way 1/3 of sexually
active single men would turn down a decently attractive woman.



I know, right?
Every man I drop trou for is 110% ALL in!!

Posted by: Lena Dunham at February 21, 2017 12:33 PM (NOIQH)

40 Women have sex when they want to. Men have sex when they can.


Truer words were never spoken.

Posted by: IP at February 21, 2017 12:34 PM (hUtue)

41 A woman needs a man like a fish needs a chapter in a Faulkner novel.

Posted by: General Zod at February 21, 2017 12:34 PM (Bdeb0)

42 Ask not for whom the drill turns...it turns for thee.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2017 12:34 PM (0tfLf)

43 >>There, the researchers found another not-so-big surprise: Men had orgasms during casual sex far more often than women, particularly when those women had casual sex with Ace of Spades, a second-tier blogger and wannabe broscientist who doesn't know which way a drill turns.


Shouldn't that be 'Award Winning Second Tier Blogger'?

Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2017 12:34 PM (p+Qx5)

44 "Men had orgasms during casual sex far more often than women, particularly when those women had casual sex with Ace of Spades, a second-tier blogger and wannabe broscientist who doesn't know which way a drill turns."

Heh. Anchors and studs. Make sure you get that right when you put in your next set of shelves.

Posted by: Taco Shack at February 21, 2017 12:34 PM (C+qQ0)

45 41 A woman needs a man like a fish needs a chapter in a Faulkner novel.
Posted by: General Zod at February 21, 2017 12:34 PM (Bdeb0)

=====================

My mother is a fish.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 21, 2017 12:34 PM (vur0q)

46 Again, as I am assured that women and men are exactly the same in all particulars (except for transsexuals, who know keenly the difference between "feeling like a man" and "feeling like a woman")
-------------

Perfect.

Their logic isn't.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 21, 2017 12:34 PM (xeeHA)

47 Please ignore this study.

Posted by: Planned Parenthood at February 21, 2017 12:34 PM (hJamr)

48 Aw shit, I think I'm going to the Barrel for a stint.

Posted by: joncelli, Respected Fact Checker at February 21, 2017 12:34 PM (RD7QR)

49 Drill baby, drill...

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 21, 2017 12:34 PM (MINbv)

50 How much did they spend on this study?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2017 12:35 PM (KlI/a)

51 My observation is that gay marriages are almost universally open marriages. Not surprising. A little more surprised at how many heterosexual marriages are that way.

Posted by: V the K at February 21, 2017 12:35 PM (O7MnT)

52 Any chance this whole study was just some dudes trolling for women who did like one night stands?

Posted by: GregV61 at February 21, 2017 12:35 PM (MoJlY)

53 Shorter version:

Women have sex when they want to. Men have sex when they can.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 21, 2017 12:32 PM (/f1mm)


Men are grateful for the sex they get.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase the 18th Edition of 'Ace Commands: The Style Guide for the Horde' at the Outra at February 21, 2017 12:35 PM (hLRSq)

54 The new research also saw big differences in how people felt after they
turned down opportunities for casual sex: Very few women regretted
saying no, while nearly a third of men wished they had said yes instead.


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18. I'm going to call bullshit on this. There's no way 1/3 of sexually
active single men would turn down a decently attractive woman.
=========
You're reading into this.
1/3 of men who turned down sex later wished they hadn't. This says nothing about whether or not the prospective partners were sexually attractive.
In fact its likely these women were NOT sexually attractive, which is why the bros turned down the sex to begin with. Yes 1/3 of them STILL regretted it later anyway.

Posted by: anon at February 21, 2017 12:35 PM (ji45d)

55 I remember a comedian who once talked about who enjoys sex more. He said... put your finger in your ear and swish it around. Take it out. Now what feels better, your finger or your ear?

Posted by: Mega at February 21, 2017 12:35 PM (EdXI9)

56 Men had orgasms during casual sex far more often than women, particularly when those women had casual sex with Ace of Spades, a second-tier blogger and wannabe broscientist who doesn't know which way a drill turns.

Well at least we know why Ace is spending so much time on shelves. He's a lousy fuck.

Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at February 21, 2017 12:35 PM (Jcg9Q)

57 >>>I'm going to call bullshit on this. There's no way 1/3 of sexually active single men would turn down a decently attractive woman.



Well.

7-10% of that 33% are actually fags.

Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2017 12:35 PM (p+Qx5)

58 Aaaaaaaand sticks the landing.

Bravo!

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at February 21, 2017 12:36 PM (9krrF)

59
So gals have faked their own deaths just to get out of it.

Posted by: Strelnikov at February 21, 2017 12:31 PM (fi5nC)

One actually went through with it, but the attempt failed when the Ikea Drillenmastar wouldn't pierce the skin protecting her temple.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 21, 2017 12:36 PM (/f1mm)

60 What is this 'sex'?

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at February 21, 2017 12:36 PM (cgCTh)

61 The adjectives in this study are great.

It's about as shocking as finding that a study performed in Paris found that objects fell at 9.8 m/s^2.... exactly the same as when those same objects were dropped in a similar study in the US last year.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 21, 2017 12:36 PM (JyMId)

62 Don't worry Ace, everyone is a wannabe bro-scientist until they win the Bro-bel prize.

I'll see myself out.

Posted by: Flyguy at February 21, 2017 12:36 PM (3sOO0)

63 tier, you mean like a shelf?

Posted by: micky at February 21, 2017 12:36 PM (o5vMc)

64 Men had orgasms during casual sex far more often than women, particularly when those women had casual sex with Ace of Spades, a second-tier blogger and wannabe broscientist who doesn't know which way a drill turns.

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This means that Ace has had casual sex with enough Norweigen women (out of 263 adults...so 130ish women) to be able to make that scientific inference...let's say 20

Extrapolating that back to the 5,000,000 people in Norway, Ace has failed to pleasure about half a million Norweigen women.

Now that my friends, is a ninja level humble-brag

Posted by: Helen Thomas at February 21, 2017 12:36 PM (PNcou)

65 Again, as I am assured that women and men are exactly the same in all particulars (except for transsexuals, who know keenly the difference between "feeling like a man" and "feeling like a woman") "

Man, I feel like a woman. Daaada da da da dut dut....

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 21, 2017 12:36 PM (MINbv)

66 Shew. Tag-fu for the win.

Posted by: joncelli, Respected Fact Checker at February 21, 2017 12:37 PM (RD7QR)

67 "Ace of Spades, a second-tier blogger and wannabe broscientist who doesn't know which way a drill turns."

Ace buddy: lefty tighty, righty loosey. Piece of cake.

Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at February 21, 2017 12:37 PM (Jcg9Q)

68 So wait a minute.....does this mean Ace actually, finally got laid?!?!?

Posted by: lindafell little rally hitler's schadenbutton! at February 21, 2017 12:37 PM (JNDQi)

69 Don't be so hard on yourself, Ace. According to the old Korean lady from your famed Skankathon, you're the best boom-boom in town.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at February 21, 2017 12:37 PM (oZ6kz)

70 Maybe Ace has been drilling with derringer drills? IYKWIMAITTYD.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2017 12:37 PM (0tfLf)

71 Another recent study reports that 0% of 9 year olds regret sex with prophets.

Posted by: Mega at February 21, 2017 12:37 PM (EdXI9)

72 i am clueless as to what this is all about. i guess the wife and i are going to have to get some shelves and a backwards drill. i have no idea how to talk her into that shit. maybe just watch some porn instead. seems like less work. guys really aint into effort.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 21, 2017 12:37 PM (KP5rU)

73 13 men are more often happy with what went down.
Heh. I see what you did there.

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less so as we age.

Posted by: Helen Thomas at February 21, 2017 12:37 PM (PNcou)

74 Release the chakra!

Posted by: Al Gore at February 21, 2017 12:38 PM (o2vOl)

75 What is this 'sex'?

So you're married is what you're saying?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 21, 2017 12:38 PM (YEelc)

76 So gals have faked their own deaths just to get out of it.

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in france isn't the orgasm referred to as 'the little death'?

Posted by: Helen Thomas at February 21, 2017 12:38 PM (PNcou)

77 The feral government has casual sex with me continually.

Posted by: Under Fire at February 21, 2017 12:38 PM (UOJLJ)

78 TIME is asinine

Posted by: concrete girl at February 21, 2017 12:38 PM (9kE+s)

79 Oh, and in other fairer sex news, see the United flight from San Antonio to San Francisco.
It wound up being sans female pilot...

Posted by: anon a mouse at February 21, 2017 12:38 PM (MINbv)

80 Do you even NUT, Bro?

Posted by: Fritz at February 21, 2017 12:39 PM (2Mnv1)

81 I've found that the same woman in town is not the same woman out of town. The out of town woman is a freak.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 21, 2017 12:39 PM (lPDqu)

82 >>>
This means that Ace has had casual sex with enough Norweigen women (out of 263 adults...so 130ish women) to be able to make that scientific inference...let's say 20

Extrapolating that back to the 5,000,000 people in Norway, Ace has failed to pleasure about half a million Norweigen women.

Now that my friends, is a ninja level humble-brag

...

i got muh skillz

Posted by: ace at February 21, 2017 12:39 PM (8rNrN)

83 https://tinyurl.com/hpflcaj

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Fake News Site Lets Liberals Live In Alternate Reality Where Hillary Is President


+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

WHAT THE FLYING FUCK???

Posted by: EVLINC! at February 21, 2017 12:39 PM (y3aQB)

84 Posted by: ace at February 21, 2017 12:30 PM (8rNrN)

Why Congress never investigates NIH funding is beyond me. Their mandate required utility, but shit tons of studies don't have that.

Posted by: Tsrblke at February 21, 2017 12:40 PM (dzmBR)

85 Ace, have you noticed women paying you anymore attention since you have reached and when you were coming close to reaching your goal in weight? (Not asking for anything personal but the things men notice in everyday life when Rhys get in better shape.)

In my life, I've noticed more women checking me out and going out of their way to come talk to me. (Huge drop off when I got fat.)

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 21, 2017 12:40 PM (FKHWN)

86 who doesn't know which way a drill turns.

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it's cockwise,

no wait anti-cockwise.

Well it depends on if you're on top and if you're above or below the equator.

Posted by: Helen Thomas at February 21, 2017 12:40 PM (PNcou)

87 Women have sex when they want. Drew has sex when he gets that chick from Logistics to go to the picnic with him and he gets to show her "his O face." You know the one. O, O, O.

Posted by: Samir Zodgonnahaveajob at February 21, 2017 12:40 PM (Bdeb0)

88 This Study and $2.75 will get ya on the NYC Subway

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2017 12:40 PM (KlI/a)

89 What can a man trade for sex?

What can a woman not trade for sex?

Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2017 12:40 PM (p+Qx5)

90 Every few months, someone does a groundshaking, paradigm-shifting study revealing that.... boys and girls are different.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2017 12:41 PM (39g3+)

91 24 This post reminds me: Yesterday I fixed two drooping shelves, with a screwdriver!

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was it good for you?

Posted by: The wall at February 21, 2017 12:41 PM (PNcou)

92 I think the one night stands in Scandi these days are Muslim rapes.

Posted by: Tami at February 21, 2017 12:42 PM (Enq6K)

93 Women have sex when they want to. Men have sex when they can.

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half correct infidel

Posted by: Islam at February 21, 2017 12:42 PM (PNcou)

94 was it good for you?


Posted by: The wall


You were a bit dry.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 21, 2017 12:42 PM (YEelc)

95 All I have to say about this is it's good to be the patriarchy.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at February 21, 2017 12:42 PM (Gh3fw)

96 "Absolutel f" seems to be an appropriate response, Ace. ;^) It['s absolutely true that most men don't regret having casual sex and that they'[re absolutely more likely than women to have an orgasm in that situation.

What the "absolute f" is that they needed a study to confirm this

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2017 12:42 PM (fDdVG)

97

1. University hires researchers
2. Researchers conduct study of something obvious
3. Researchers publish study
4. University needs more funding to keep paying their "researchers" and their "executive staff"
5. PROFIT

/so, is 3/4 of research really about keeping over-educated people who have no practical skills employed?

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 21, 2017 12:42 PM (J5mC3)

98 90 Every few months, someone does a groundshaking, paradigm-shifting study revealing that.... boys and girls are different.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2017 12:41 PM (39g3+)

======================

"It's all lies! There's no difference! Also, you have to treat me differently from boys because I'm different!"
-Very smart college student who's struggling with their core classes but acing that gender studies course

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 21, 2017 12:42 PM (vur0q)

99 What is this 'sex'?

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at February 21, 2017 12:36 PM (cgCTh)

CB's definition of sex: something other people get to enjoy.

Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at February 21, 2017 12:43 PM (Jcg9Q)

100 For some reason, feminism became defined as acting more like men with the promise that this would make women happy. So that meant sex without strings attached and a lot more partners and no marriage commitment.

It's almost like a Secret Society of chauvinists created this construct.

Unfortunately though, there's consequences to society at large when you have large swaths of bitter, angry single women who think they have fulfillment in life sitting in a cubicle all day and watching Sex in he City reruns when they go home to their empty apartments.

Posted by: Maritime at February 21, 2017 12:43 PM (J591N)

101 Great Scott, Marty!

Posted by: Doc Brown at February 21, 2017 12:43 PM (8ZskC)

102 i think every comment in this thread can be rated a threadwinner. except this one

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 21, 2017 12:43 PM (PNcou)

103 Candice Wiggins was a college star at Stanford, the third pick of the 2008 WNBA draft and a 2011 champion. And at the mountaintop of her basketball career, her sexuality marred the moment.

There is a very, very harmful culture running throughout the WNBA, she says, which saw her get bullied during her eight-year career because she is heterosexual.

Wiggins, who last played in the league in 2015, said she retired prematurely to leave a league that she estimated wildly is 98 percent lesbian, and which is played in such isolation that it weighs on the people on the court.

hey maybe they can study this and hey ya know what? Maybe they can put a franchise in Tehran? Then they can all hang together?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2017 12:44 PM (KlI/a)

104 97 /so, is 3/4 of research really about keeping over-educated people who have no practical skills employed?
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 21, 2017 12:42 PM (J5mC3)

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"What else am I going to do besides write about the post-feminist Marxist reading of The Adventures of Tom Sawyer?"
-Academic

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 21, 2017 12:44 PM (vur0q)

105 Do most men tell the ladies "to put some ice on that"?
Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at February 21, 2017 12:44 PM (qJhUV)

106 This certainly explains all of the crying afterward.

Posted by: Fritz at February 21, 2017 12:44 PM (2Mnv1)

107
Casualty sex? Really?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at February 21, 2017 12:44 PM (v1g1+)

108 If women had sex with men the way gay men have sex with each other, nothing would ever get done or built or created (well, except for babies).

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 21, 2017 12:45 PM (ZM2xo)

109 Also, I'm pretty sure that the dastardly machinations of the patriarchy/standard conventions of pornography dictate that it's only really sex if it ends with a male climax - unless you fake it, Kramer-style.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at February 21, 2017 12:45 PM (oZ6kz)

110 Gee, makes you wonder if this biological difference between how men and women experience one-night stands, when paired with a popular culture that tells young women that lots of sex with many partners is "empowering" migh, just might, have played a part in campus binge-drinking and the current claims of a "rape culture."

Nah, it's just the damn patriarchy keepin' women down!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2017 12:45 PM (NOIQH)

111 LOL.

That's ok, Ace. You and the drill can just cuddle.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 21, 2017 12:45 PM (xJa6I)

112 A 70-year-old Japanese crime boss ordered an attack on a nurse in retaliation for botched plastic surgery on his genitals, prosecutors say.

Maybe HE should have said NO?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2017 12:45 PM (KlI/a)

113 This is my shocked face.... Duh, men and women are different. What is so hard about that? Why as a society have we gone down this road? It is an obvious fact, no questions kind of fact. Our society is fucking stupid about dumb shit.

Posted by: USNtakim at February 21, 2017 12:45 PM (hMqvx)

114 So gals have faked their own deaths just to get out of it.

Posted by: Strelnikov at February 21, 2017 12:31 PM (fi5nC)

One actually went through with it, but the attempt failed when the Ikea Drillenmastar wouldn't pierce the skin protecting her temple.

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does this explain the dead chick in the water tower?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 21, 2017 12:46 PM (PNcou)

115 Then they can all hang together?

Or separately...whatever, we are flexible like that.

Posted by: The Mullahs at February 21, 2017 12:46 PM (hJamr)

116 I think the one night stands in Scandi these days are Muslim rapes.
--

No, it's not like that at all.

There are no Muslim rapes.

The rape stats are down.

And if there are some sort of misleading stats from the Swedish government saying that there are rapes, they're not recent rapes.

They're rapes that happened decades ago, and women didn't realize they were raped until now.

Also, the definition of rape has changed, so pretty much any time a man looks at a woman, that can be classified as rape.

So really, there are no actual cases of forced sexual penetration in Sweden since 1943.

Posted by: Blonde Swedish Shill on Tucker's Show Last Night at February 21, 2017 12:46 PM (J5mC3)

117 The data from teh wimmenz who had sex with Ace O' Spades is unreliable because the sample is so small. Microscopic, really.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2017 12:46 PM (8ZskC)

118 Women have sex when they want to. Zod has sex with Faora Hu-Ul.

Posted by: General Zod at February 21, 2017 12:46 PM (Bdeb0)

119 See? This is why I ain't like you crazy perverts.

The couch...she never regrets or laments.

Posted by: Couchfucker at February 21, 2017 12:46 PM (NF2Bf)

120 I could really go for an energizer about now.

Posted by: William Jefferson Clinton at February 21, 2017 12:46 PM (o2vOl)

121 BreakingNLive
21/02/17 11:51
BREAKING UPDATE; According to reports there have been an explosion at #Versailles in #Paris, not clear if it was a controlled explosion.

Episcopalians got real PISSED I guess

Posted by: EVLINC! at February 21, 2017 12:46 PM (y3aQB)

122 "Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2017 12:44 PM (KlI/a) "

I think there was an Onion headline about that - "WNBA's first openly straight player bravely speaks out"

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at February 21, 2017 12:47 PM (oZ6kz)

123 It's like the kerfuffle about Scarlett Johansson saying that monogamy isn't natural.

Well, she's right. It's not. That's the point of it being something towards which people work to maintain, because it's fighting basic instincts. If it was the natural state, it would be no big deal as a requirement. How that was controversial was beyond me.

Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at February 21, 2017 12:47 PM (mf5HN)

124 >>There, the researchers found another not-so-big surprise: Men had orgasms during casual sex far more often than women, particularly when those women had casual sex with Ace of Spades, a second-tier blogger and wannabe broscientist who doesn't know which way a drill turns.

Don't sell yourself short. You're also a wannabe shelf installer.

Girls dig the shelf.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 21, 2017 12:47 PM (/tuJf)

125
Wiggins, who last played in the league in 2015, said she retired prematurely to leave a league that she estimated wildly is 98 percent lesbian, and which is played in such isolation that it weighs on the people on the court.


Yeah, roundball's not even in my sports viewing cascade, much less women's roundball, because -- let's start with the basics here -- travelling has been embraced as an integral part of the game.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at February 21, 2017 12:47 PM (v1g1+)

126 I think all of that was just so that Ace could slip in the '2nd tier status' claim without notice.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 21, 2017 12:48 PM (PNcou)

127 And just to add a little unrelated humor to this thread. There is yet ANOTHER virtue signaling mass produced sign up today around the epicenter of leftism in my own state. Not only do we have "Hate doesn't live here" and "Love Thy neighbor" but now we have a mass produced sign written in Arabic, Spanish and English: "No matter where you're from, we're glad you're our neighbor." I guess nobody bothered to tell them that if you don't know where you neighbor is from you may not have been a really buddy buddy with your neighbor to begin with. But now that Trumpi's in you LUV them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2017 12:48 PM (fDdVG)

128 "Extrapolating that back to the 5,000,000 people in Norway, Ace has failed to pleasure about half a million Norweigen women."


They have reported that he was very polite afterwards and makes some awesome pancakes.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase the 18th Edition of 'Ace Commands: The Style Guide for the Horde' at the Outra at February 21, 2017 12:48 PM (hLRSq)

129 Lindsay Lohan claims she was racially profiled while wearing a headscarf at Londons Heathrow Airport.

The actress told a British talk show that she was stopped while traveling to New York.

She said an airport worker opened my passport and saw Lindsay Lohan and started immediately apologizing, but then said: Please take off your headscarf.

How eat me Lindsey...ah wait, no this is one time I will say NO to sex. Nevermind.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2017 12:48 PM (KlI/a)

130 Hooking up used to only mean attaching your trailer to your vehicle. It's now a far too common parlance for young people. I think the phrase ' would you'll like to go on a date' is as common a phrase as ' did you buy X's new 8 track?'

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 21, 2017 12:48 PM (lPDqu)

131 Gee, nobody even asked me.

Posted by: The Chicken at February 21, 2017 12:48 PM (8ZskC)

132 I call shenanigans on this whole study, the survey did not inquire of these "regretful" wymyns, what would have improved the experience? Conversation, cuddling, or tangible financial reward?

Sheesh, science.


Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at February 21, 2017 12:48 PM (7N6ox)

133 "...men are happy with what went down."

Notice it's "what," not "who." Dehumanized hummers are so patriarch-y.

Posted by: Slo-Pitch Whiffer at February 21, 2017 12:48 PM (zke7T)

134
in france isn't the orgasm referred to as 'the little death'?Posted by: Helen Thomas 

I don't know about that. But the 'she squirts' thing is total scam. It's just that some women come and 'go' at the same time.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at February 21, 2017 12:49 PM (ZFUt7)

135 "Wiggins, who last played in the league in 2015, said she retired prematurely to leave a league that she estimated wildly is 98 percent lesbian, and which is played in such isolation..."

First time I've ever heard that description of the WNBA's junior high crowd sizes.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 21, 2017 12:49 PM (/f1mm)

136 Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2017 12:45 PM (NOIQH

Already got this covered lizzy.

http://cutjibnewsletter.com/2016/01/a-thought-on-instapundits-usa-today-editorial/

This would actually be a useful study to do but it'll never get funded.

Posted by: Tsrblke at February 21, 2017 12:49 PM (dzmBR)

137 How does one have "casual sex" ?

I can't remember a single time that I wasn't all "this is awesome best day ever YES" regarding sex. Nothing casual about it.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 21, 2017 12:49 PM (RWSlt)

138 OK I'm late, apologies. My one night stands were so long ago I barely remember them. Except for the exceptional ones.

Have we selected McCain's lamppost yet?

I read that he has a little leakage problem. I'm sure you cats have covered it already.

Posted by: Mathers at February 21, 2017 12:49 PM (3myMJ)

139 Sorry, but I'm married. Could someone refresh my memory? What is this activity called "sex" of which you speak?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 21, 2017 12:50 PM (kTF2Z)

140 Gee, nobody even asked me.

*hoof bumps*

Sing it sister.

Posted by: The Goat at February 21, 2017 12:50 PM (NF2Bf)

141 Women have sex when they want to. Leopold Bloom's wife has sex with Blazes Boylan when he doesn't want her to (but it kind of turns him on so he surreptitiously has sex with his hand while standing at the beach watching a woman with a leg deformity).

Posted by: General Zod at February 21, 2017 12:50 PM (Bdeb0)

142 "I don't know about that. But the 'she squirts' thing is total scam. It's just that some women come and 'go' at the same time.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at February 21, 2017 12:49 PM (ZFUt7) "

Well, related to 'the little death,' I think dying from sexual exhaustion is definitely a case of both 'coming and going.'

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at February 21, 2017 12:50 PM (oZ6kz)

143 Little known fact: ewoks are sexual tyrannosauruses but are very self-deprecating and humble.

So a friend tells me. Yeah, that's it.

Posted by: Princess Leia at February 21, 2017 12:51 PM (39g3+)

144 141 Women have sex when they want to. Leopold Bloom's wife has sex with Blazes Boylan when he doesn't want her to (but it kind of turns him on so he surreptitiously has sex with his hand while standing at the beach watching a woman with a leg deformity).
Posted by: General Zod at February 21, 2017 12:50 PM (Bdeb0)

=====================

Don't forget while high on absinthe.

The absinthe is the key.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 21, 2017 12:51 PM (vur0q)

145 "Again, as I am assured that women and men are exactly the same in all particulars"

No, no, no, there are actual measurable differences. Modern social science has exhaustively proven these things. There is a consensus.

For instance, a 110 pound male who finds himself surrounded by four 250lb males with hostile intent, and cannot escape the impending fight, is in big trouble.

Whereas a 110lb female similarly confronted is going to casually polish off all four assailants without so much as breaking a nail.

Hollywood movies and TV are careful to show us repeated depictions of this phenomenon. Because of their great respect for science and their insistence upon factual accuracy, especially where matters involving men and women are depicted for the public.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 21, 2017 12:51 PM (noWW6)

146 If women had sex with men the way gay men have sex with each other, nothing would ever get done or built or created (well, except for babies).

Not even babies.

Just sayin'

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2017 12:51 PM (8ZskC)

147 I guess nobody bothered to tell them that if you
don't know where you neighbor is from you may not have been a really
buddy buddy with your neighbor to begin with. But now that Trumpi's in
you LUV them.

Posted by: FenelonSpok


Dang, you used to be so cheerful and open, and now, it's all cynicism and snark. Bout time.

Posted by: pep at February 21, 2017 12:51 PM (LAe3v)

148
Lindsay Lohan claims she was racially profiled while wearing a headscarf at Londons Heathrow Airport.


Take it up with the fuggin' Brits, darlin'...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at February 21, 2017 12:51 PM (v1g1+)

149 How does one have "casual sex" ?

You wear shorts and running shoes before disrobing and jumping not the sack?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2017 12:51 PM (fDdVG)

150 Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at February 21, 2017 12:47 PM (mf5HN)

Did she make the jump from not natural to wrong? Because that's why I tend to get miffed

Posted by: Tsrblke at February 21, 2017 12:51 PM (dzmBR)

151 To be honest, most of those.Norwegian woman are alot taller than Ace.

Posted by: Jean at February 21, 2017 12:51 PM (zZb/S)

152 Gee, nobody even asked me.

Posted by: The Chicken at February 21, 2017 12:48 PM (8ZskC)

Me either.

Posted by: The Toaster at February 21, 2017 12:51 PM (Jcg9Q)

153 - let's start with the basics here -- travelling has been embraced as an integral part of the game.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at February 21, 2017 12:47 PM (v1g1+)

I remember watching basketball with my dad through the 70s and him stopping right around the time Jordan was doing his thing. It puzzled me for a long time because I enjoyed it, but then I realized what had happened to the game.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 21, 2017 12:52 PM (/f1mm)

154 Life Lesson Ace: If you get too big they will come for your scalp. Today we all enjoy and laugh at your parody but later this year your picture could be on Drudge "Blogger Spreads STDs and then brags about it" anonymous sources say.

Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at February 21, 2017 12:52 PM (TixTl)

155 I've read that sexually, men are more goal based: orgasm
and women are more relationship based: closeless and pleasure

But I am skeptical.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2017 12:52 PM (39g3+)

156 >>Well, she's right. It's not. That's the point of it being something
towards which people work to maintain, because it's fighting basic
instincts. If it was the natural state, it would be no big deal as a
requirement. How that was controversial was beyond me.


The way Scarlet phrased it was that marriage vs. dating was bad different, not good different, like marriage is a burden. Which isn't controversial, just sounded to me like she she never really felt the "good" part of marriage, that by making such a commitment you now have someone who will always be there for you, and you for them. It stinks that you have to have something bad happen to appreciate this, but it's a wonderful thing when living through those "...or worse" moments life gives you.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2017 12:52 PM (NOIQH)

157 94 was it good for you?


Posted by: The wall

You were a bit dry.

---

Hope you enjoyed sharing me with 8 studs.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 21, 2017 12:52 PM (PNcou)

158 Women have sex when they want to.

The Paolo can always make the ladies want the sex.

Posted by: Paolo at February 21, 2017 12:52 PM (NF2Bf)

159 Pretty sure my sister was sad afterwards but hot damn I wasn't.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at February 21, 2017 12:52 PM (aZq03)

160
I heard a rumor that Ace is up for Milo's position if Milo got the ax. Maybe it wasn't so much I heard it much as I made it up.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at February 21, 2017 12:52 PM (ZFUt7)

161 I don't know about that. But the 'she squirts' thing is total scam. It's just that some women come and 'go' at the same time.

Makes this song sound a lot dirtier than it did before:

https://youtu.be/P1eU_lDQaVM (sfw)

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 21, 2017 12:52 PM (YEelc)

162 In the Norwegian survey, 35% of women regretted having sex with someone they'd just met, versus 20% of men.

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was that before or after the wife found out?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 21, 2017 12:53 PM (PNcou)

163 Well, related to 'the little death,' I think dying from sexual exhaustion is definitely a case of both 'coming and going.'

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working)


It's great, but you can't brag to your friends afterwards.

Posted by: Nelson Rockefeller at February 21, 2017 12:53 PM (LAe3v)

164 How does one have "casual sex" ?

You wear shorts and running shoes before disrobing and jumping not the sack?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2017 12:51 PM (fDdVG)



It's the opposite of Ceremonial Sex, which involves fragrant oils and a kettle drum.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2017 12:53 PM (8ZskC)

165
Little known fact: ewoks are sexual tyrannosauruses but have trouble with bra clasps are very self-deprecating and humble.


The heartbreak of having short arms...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at February 21, 2017 12:54 PM (v1g1+)

166 "How does one have "casual sex" ?

You enable items and all stages instead of just Final Destination and Battlefield.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at February 21, 2017 12:54 PM (oZ6kz)

167 >>Don't forget while high on absinthe.
The absinthe is the key. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 21, 2017 12:51 PM (vur0q)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE BLOOM DRINKS RED WINE IN LAESTRYGONIANS WITH HIS CHEESE SANDWICH, NOT ABSINTHE.

Posted by: BEN ZODLISBURGER at February 21, 2017 12:54 PM (Bdeb0)

168 TIME

was that the magazine that got sold for a buck?

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at February 21, 2017 12:54 PM (cgCTh)

169 Go to bed with a ten at two and wake up with a two at ten!

Posted by: Dr. Ruth at February 21, 2017 12:54 PM (bc2Lc)

170 A new meme (for sex) may have been born:

Turn the drill the right way!

from Ace of Spades, Lord Shelvin

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at February 21, 2017 12:54 PM (RFeQD)

171 travelling has been embraced as an integral part of the game.

It has been for a long time, but its becoming more wide spread. Guys like Jordan could take 4 steps up to jamming the ball and get away with it. Magic Johnson and Larry Bird could pivot and step over and over to get to the basket, without dribbling. But Kevin Duckworth couldn't get away with it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2017 12:54 PM (39g3+)

172 160
I heard a rumor that Ace is up for Milo's position if Milo got the ax. Maybe it wasn't so much I heard it much as I made it up.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at February 21, 2017 12:52 PM (ZFUt7)

======================

"We have verification!"
-The MSM

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 21, 2017 12:54 PM (vur0q)

173 Fwiw, I'm that way with intentional grounding in football, too. I don't like the get out of jail free card of being able to try for a breakout TD run and not lose twenty yards because you were chased backwards and couldn't make it.

Want the glory? Take the loss.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 21, 2017 12:54 PM (/f1mm)

174 FBN keeps showing video and a headline that reads "A bull was caught in Queens, NY".

Posted by: Tami at February 21, 2017 12:54 PM (Enq6K)

175 Maybe I'm the lone wolf here, I don't know. But I don't get turned-on merely looking at a handsome man. I have to get to know the whole package before any intimacy. I do know men to not share this trait.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 21, 2017 12:55 PM (Ivjge)

176 Did she make the jump from not natural to wrong? Because that's why I tend to get miffed
Posted by: Tsrblke at February 21, 2017 12:51 PM (dzmBR)



I dunno I didn't read the article I just saw the people getting the vapors at the notion that monogamy isn't natural.

Because they're new, I guess.

Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at February 21, 2017 12:55 PM (mf5HN)

177 Dammit, that last bit..
You owe me a coffee!


Posted by: KenH at February 21, 2017 12:55 PM (nER8W)

178 I always question the results of sex surveys. I think people who are more inclined to choose to participate are going to be more sexually adventurous than the people who decline to take part. You probably get a bias in the results.

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 21, 2017 12:55 PM (gdnq1)

179 >>I heard a rumor that Ace is up for Milo's position if Milo got the ax.

I can see the gay thing but it's going to be tough to fake that British accent.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 21, 2017 12:55 PM (/tuJf)

180 nothing would ever get done or built or created (well, except for babies).

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yeah right

Posted by: Syphilis The Clap Herpes... at February 21, 2017 12:56 PM (PNcou)

181 when the Ikea Drillenmastar

****************

Is that what he is working with--like one of those tuna can openers?

Posted by: Strelnikov at February 21, 2017 12:56 PM (fi5nC)

182 As Kool Moe Dee once presciently rapped:


A guy with a hundred girls is a hero
A girl with a hundred guys is a zero

Posted by: MacGruber at February 21, 2017 12:56 PM (S+el1)

183 I think ScarJo continued on to say that she is the marrying type even though it's very difficult.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 21, 2017 12:56 PM (lPDqu)

184 Is there a "Formal Sex" ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 21, 2017 12:56 PM (RWSlt)

185 That's an evocative phrase: "Did she make the jump from natural to wrong?"

Hmm. Filed for future use.

Posted by: General Zod at February 21, 2017 12:56 PM (Bdeb0)

186 Posted by: pep at February 21, 2017 12:51 PM (LAe3v)

LOL I blame it on no working stove and my visiting sister who's a liberal. I can only take so much ;^). I think I am basically cheerful and open-if by open you mean friendly and willing to share stuff about myself. and interested in other people I've always had a snarky side, however, and it comes out around politics. Actually, the signs would be better if they people made them themselves and din't have to buy something from OFA or another Soros front group. It shows no creativity. In my eight years of putting up signs outside at least mine have been mostly original or credit was given to who came with whatever phrase i was using at the moment.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2017 12:56 PM (fDdVG)

187 "Want the glory? Take the loss.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 21, 2017 12:54 PM (/f1mm) "

I took your advice - there wasn't much glory.

Posted by: Matt Ryan at February 21, 2017 12:56 PM (oZ6kz)

188 As the mother of a teenage boy, one of the more disturbing turns of popular culture is the celebration of female promiscuity by third wave feminists, combined with the modern witch hunt of campus rapes, where everything up to and including a guy going in for a kiss that you're not 100% sure of is categorized as sexual assault.

It scares the living shit out of me.

Posted by: Scout at February 21, 2017 12:56 PM (ukad2)

189 Pigs have a corkscrew penis.

They know which way the drill turns.

Posted by: RoyalOil at February 21, 2017 12:57 PM (AmMfi)

190 179 >>I heard a rumor that Ace is up for Milo's position if Milo got the ax.

I can see the gay thing but it's going to be tough to fake that British accent.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 21, 2017 12:55 PM (/tuJf)


*********************

The hair dye job--all over....

Posted by: Strelnikov at February 21, 2017 12:57 PM (fi5nC)

191 Don't be so hard on yourself, Ace. According to the old Korean lady from your famed Skankathon, you're the best boom-boom in town.
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at February 21, 2017 12:37 PM (oZ6kz)

*****

That was one of the funniest posts I've ever read. Walking his cat with an extension cord...giving that Puerto Rican kid a dirty Sanchez against his will while channeling Kevin Spacey.

Fricken' hilarious.

Posted by: Taco Shack at February 21, 2017 12:57 PM (C+qQ0)

192 I have to get to know the whole package before any intimacy.

Phrasing! Actually, scratch that...

Posted by: The Package at February 21, 2017 12:57 PM (NF2Bf)

193 from Ace of Spades, Lord Shelvin

Percy Bysshe Shelvy

Posted by: pep at February 21, 2017 12:57 PM (LAe3v)

194 I have to get to know the whole package before any intimacy.


What part of the package would you like to start with?

Heh.

Posted by: Bob Filner, Graduate, Encounter Groups of Cleveland, Inc. at February 21, 2017 12:57 PM (8ZskC)

195 I just saw the people getting the vapors at the notion that monogamy isn't natural.

Which is why there are a lot of very unhappy people in the world.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 21, 2017 12:57 PM (X6fMO)

196 I heard a rumor that Ace is up for Milo's position if Milo got the ax.

I can see the gay thing but it's going to be tough to fake that British accent.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 21, 2017 12:55 PM (/tuJf)

The faggy little bike with the saddlebags makes up for it.

Posted by: The Toaster at February 21, 2017 12:58 PM (Jcg9Q)

197 188 As the mother of a teenage boy, one of the more disturbing turns of popular culture is the celebration of female promiscuity by third wave feminists, combined with the modern witch hunt of campus rapes, where everything up to and including a guy going in for a kiss that you're not 100% sure of is categorized as sexual assault.

It scares the living shit out of me.
Posted by: Scout at February 21, 2017 12:56 PM (ukad2)

======================

It's about control.

Women are supposed to control the entire sexual dynamic now. Men are secondary to that equation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 21, 2017 12:58 PM (vur0q)

198
If Ace can pass the first round of 'extreme vetting' at Breitbart, which considering Milo, might entail not having....

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at February 21, 2017 12:58 PM (ZFUt7)

199 O.K. So no I have an image in my mind of various dweeby looking men going up to women and saying "Would you like to have casual sex.?" It just makes me laugh.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2017 12:58 PM (fDdVG)

200 Dammit. Every time.

Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at February 21, 2017 12:58 PM (Jcg9Q)

201 Her name was Ann and I'll be damned if I recall her face.

Posted by: Gordon Lightfoot at February 21, 2017 12:58 PM (ZO497)

202 Monogamy isn't natural.

But, it sure as fuck beats poverty.

Posted by: RoyalOil at February 21, 2017 12:58 PM (AmMfi)

203 >>>Ace, have you noticed women paying you anymore attention since you have reached and when you were coming close to reaching your goal in weight? (Not asking for anything personal but the things men notice in everyday life when Rhys get in better shape.)

tbh men are much more likely to comment on it (not in a gay way, just being supportive)

then again, the guys who mention it seem to read the blog so they know about the GAINZZZ Initative and maybe are therefore just more likely to say something, in the same way you'd say to someone "Nice piece you wrote today."

It could just be that Teh Bitchez are now threatened my my approaching hotitude and have lost their nerve in my masculine presence tho

Posted by: ace at February 21, 2017 12:59 PM (8rNrN)

204 Slipped up there, I see with "package". Should have realized my mistake before posting.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 21, 2017 12:59 PM (Ivjge)

205 If it's only a one night stand you weren't that great. Just thinking out loud here.

Posted by: IP at February 21, 2017 12:59 PM (hUtue)

206 "...particularly when those women had casual sex with Ace of Spades, a
second-tier blogger and wannabe broscientist who doesn't know which way a
drill turns..."


Pretty sure they're talking about a different Ace of Spades second tier blogger.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at February 21, 2017 12:59 PM (RHEDC)

207 It could just be that Teh Bitchez are now threatened
my my approaching hotitude and have lost their nerve in my masculine
presence tho

Posted by: ace


You get used to it.

Posted by: pep at February 21, 2017 01:00 PM (LAe3v)

208 164 How does one have "casual sex" ?

You wear shorts and running shoes before disrobing and jumping not the sack?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2017 12:51 PM (fDdVG)


It's the opposite of Ceremonial Sex, which involves fragrant oils and a kettle drum.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2017 12:53 PM (8ZskC)

Dang, I was using a tuba. Must adjust.

Posted by: joncelli, Respected Fact Checker at February 21, 2017 01:00 PM (RD7QR)

209 It could just be that Teh Bitchez are now threatened
my my approaching hotitude and have lost their nerve in my masculine
presence tho

Posted by: ace at February 21, 2017 12:59 PM (8rNrN)

Show 'em your shelves....

Posted by: Tami at February 21, 2017 01:00 PM (Enq6K)

210 So LiLo really converted? She's bisexual.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 21, 2017 01:00 PM (PjWy4)

211 Sacred honor compels me to tell you that I had sex with her. In her vagina.

Posted by: Will Folkes at February 21, 2017 01:00 PM (1JnAL)

212 As the mother of a teenage boy, one of the more disturbing turns of popular culture is the celebration of female promiscuity by third wave feminists, combined with the modern witch hunt of campus rapes, where everything up to and including a guy going in for a kiss that you're not 100% sure of is categorized as sexual assault.

It scares the living shit out of me.
Posted by: Scout




Hookers.
Honestly.
Wait until he's out of college to get serious.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2017 01:01 PM (fo8C+)

213 175 Maybe I'm the lone wolf here, I don't know. But I don't get turned-on merely looking at a handsome man. I have to get to know the whole package before any intimacy. I do know men to not share this trait.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 21, 2017 12:55 PM (Ivjge)

Pro-tip:

1/4 to 1/2 of the men here also have a porn or some other image of an attractive woman open as they're posting on this thread.

Also : Don't mix up your MILF links or you'll get banned and locked out of the site.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 21, 2017 01:01 PM (/f1mm)

214 Men had orgasms during casual sex far more often than women,
particularly when those women had casual sex with Ace of Spades, a
second-tier blogger and wannabe broscientist who doesn't know which way a
drill turns.


Troll Level: Grandmaster WMD.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 21, 2017 01:01 PM (DMUuz)

215 206 "...particularly when those women had casual sex with Ace of Spades, a
second-tier blogger and wannabe broscientist who doesn't know which way a
drill turns..."

Pretty sure they're talking about a different Ace of Spades second tier blogger.
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at February 21, 2017 12:59 PM (RHEDC)

+++

I didn't like that, either.


Ace is tippy-tops!

Posted by: washrivergal at February 21, 2017 01:01 PM (Ivjge)

216 Well, she's right. It's not. That's the point of it being something towards which people work to maintain, because it's fighting basic instincts. If it was the natural state, it would be no big deal as a requirement. How that was controversial was beyond me.
Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at February 21, 2017 12:47 PM (mf5HN)
-----------

Furthermore, something being "natural" has nothing whatever to do with it being appealing. Constant tribal warfare is also natural.

Humans can (and should try to) rise above their baser instincts. That we have baser instincts should be news to noone.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 21, 2017 01:01 PM (xeeHA)

217 >>>while men are more often happy with what went down.

Nice play on words.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 21, 2017 01:01 PM (voOPb)

218 Posted by: pep at February 21, 2017 12:51 PM (LAe3v)

But I am thinking of various responses I could put up to these "We don't care where you're from.... Signs"

"I don't care if you steal my social security number."
"I don't care if you're planning to bomb Independence Hall" ...I'm just glad you're my neighbor.. etc..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2017 01:01 PM (fDdVG)

219 199 O.K. So no I have an image in my mind of various dweeby looking men going up to women and saying "Would you like to have casual sex.?" It just makes me laugh.

That would be Inquiring Sex. I think Casual Sex would be more like ...

.... So, sex. We could. Or not. Really up to you. I'm good either way.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 21, 2017 01:02 PM (RWSlt)

220 212
Hookers.
Honestly.
Wait until he's out of college to get serious.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2017 01:01 PM (fo8C+)

===================

Or, go in the opposite direction.

Good Christian girls who won't have sex until marriage.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 21, 2017 01:02 PM (vur0q)

221

was it good for you?




Posted by: The wall



You were a bit dry.



I was plastered

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 21, 2017 01:02 PM (lKyWE)

222 Yeah, roundball's not even in my sports viewing cascade, much less women's roundball, because -- let's start with the basics here -- travelling has been embraced as an integral part of the game.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot at February 21, 2017 12:47 PM (v1g1+)



Same here. I never cared much for basketball, but the traveling is outrageous. I joke about an NBA team's "ground game," because they take about four steps without dribbling on their way to the basket. Throw in some blockers, and they're halfway to football.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2017 01:02 PM (SRKgf)

223 199 O.K. So no I have an image in my mind of various dweeby looking men going up to women and saying "Would you like to have casual sex.?" It just makes me laugh.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2017 12:58 PM (fDdVG)

====================

No one does that.

They do Tinder.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 21, 2017 01:03 PM (vur0q)

224
Show 'em your shelves....


Posted by: Tami at February 21, 2017 01:00 PM (Enq6K)


Giggle worthy

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 21, 2017 01:03 PM (voOPb)

225 Where is this Versailles stuff?

I'm not seeing it anywhere.

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 21, 2017 01:03 PM (J5mC3)

226 "The new research also saw big differences in how people felt after they turned down opportunities for casual sex: Very few women regretted saying no, while nearly a third of men wished they had said yes instead."

The key phrase here is "turned down." I can count on one finger the times I received an unambiguous invitation and said "No thanks." And I did not regret it, unsurprisingly. What I regretted was realizing too late that I had received an ambiguous invitation, mostly involving female frotteurism in a not-so-crowded setting, like at that choir practice in '88 and that pool hall in '94.

Excuse me, I need to step away for 38 seconds.

Posted by: Slo-Pitch Whiffer at February 21, 2017 01:03 PM (zke7T)

227 >>>205 If it's only a one night stand you weren't that great. Just thinking out loud here.

kind of curious:

Has anyone actually had a really great one night stand which remained a one night thing?

I'm sure it's happened -- I'd just be curious as to why it would happen. I can only imagine a situation of infidelity where it's not repeated.

Posted by: ace at February 21, 2017 01:03 PM (8rNrN)

228 >>As the mother of a teenage boy, one of the more disturbing turns of
popular culture is the celebration of female promiscuity by third wave
feminists, combined with the modern witch hunt of campus rapes, where
everything up to and including a guy going in for a kiss that you're not
100% sure of is categorized as sexual assault.


Yes, THIS.
They are proud of their STDs (#ShoutYourStatus) yet never, ever responsible for a sexual encounter should they have misgivings after the fact.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2017 01:03 PM (NOIQH)

229 Can't say I ever left Man's Country disappointed.

Posted by: Barack Obama at February 21, 2017 01:03 PM (aZq03)

230 >>Good Christian girls who won't have sex with you until marriage.

Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2017 01:03 PM (p+Qx5)

231 225 Where is this Versailles stuff?

I'm not seeing it anywhere.

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 21, 2017 01:03 PM (J5mC3)

========================

France. Outside of Paris.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 21, 2017 01:03 PM (vur0q)

232 If Ace can pass the first round of 'extreme vetting' at Breitbart, which considering Milo, might entail not having....

The Breitbart site is remarkably silent on the Milo thing right now.

The site that's been Milo Central for the past year setting up for a little historical airbrushing?

Posted by: JEM at February 21, 2017 01:04 PM (TppKb)

233 This has happened because ogf Trump and Bush lies. Lieing about a Black Presdent is a crime and makes us mad. It is OK to lie about Trump and Bush, buts not a Black Presdent..........

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboror, VT at February 21, 2017 01:04 PM (WmgTn)

234 I've had a lot of studs inside me

Posted by: The wall at February 21, 2017 01:04 PM (8rNrN)

235 It's about control.

Women are supposed to control the entire sexual dynamic now.


I don't think its really much about control as it is about feeeelings. Its not my fault I am a raging slut, he forced me! feels better than admitting that maybe you're not acting the way you're supposed to.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2017 01:04 PM (39g3+)

236 Where does the modern skank fit into this? When I was young, we had women called Hitter Chicks. They pretty much had sex like a guy. Once they got off, you were on your own.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 21, 2017 01:04 PM (LTHVh)

237 This post reminds me of the old days at the HQ where shit happened and
PC was not around that often and everyone hated "dirty Scandis".



A post about "toilet" people's sex habits? The HQ has come a long way.



http://tinyurl.com/63zklk8

Posted by: Sam at February 21, 2017 01:04 PM (pvwwD)

238 Her name was Ann and I'll be damned if I recall her face.
Posted by: Gordon Lightfoot
----------

Yeah, well, men are basically tomcats.
Civilizing cultures alter that behavior, but these days those civilizing cultures are under attack/decay, mostly from within.

Posted by: Tom Waits at February 21, 2017 01:04 PM (ZO497)

239 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2017 12:53 PM (8ZskC)

LOL. Or ritualized sex in which people use incense censers and everybody dons crows and floor length robes before disrobing and jumping uno the sack.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2017 01:05 PM (fDdVG)

240 "I'm sure it's happened -- I'd just be curious as to why it would happen. I can only imagine a situation of infidelity where it's not repeated.

Posted by: ace at February 21, 2017 01:03 PM (8rNrN) "

Fears of the sequel not matching the original? I mean, you don't try to make Casablanca 2.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at February 21, 2017 01:05 PM (oZ6kz)

241 So let me understand something here.

Lena Dunham - cool chick with a troubled past that makes her event cooler...because she assaulted her sister...

Milo Y - officially verbotten because he was abused as a teenager and joked about it?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 21, 2017 01:06 PM (aZq03)

242 Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 21, 2017 01:03 PM (vur0q)

That's why I laughed-because it doesn't happen.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2017 01:06 PM (fDdVG)

243 >>Has anyone actually had a really great one night stand which remained a one night thing?


Worked in a resort hotel in the Caribbean teaching scuba. Turns out it's not just a Vegas thing.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 21, 2017 01:06 PM (/tuJf)

244 Has anyone actually had a really great one night stand which remained a one night thing?
---

I believe the term you're looking for is "drunken college hookup."

Oh wait. You said "really great."

/never mind

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 21, 2017 01:06 PM (J5mC3)

245 In before work filters block the page!

Posted by: josephistan at February 21, 2017 01:06 PM (7HtZB)

246 Casual sex is fucking while wearing Brooks Brothers chinos and boat shoes.

Posted by: George Will at February 21, 2017 01:06 PM (Tnhbr)

247 Milo Y - officially verbotten because he was abused as a teenager and joked about it?

Whatever the meaning or implied meaning of his remarks, I'd thought he was a very odd fit for a CPAC keynote anyway.

Posted by: JEM at February 21, 2017 01:07 PM (TppKb)

248 Has anyone actually had a really great one night stand which remained a one night thing?


I bumped a roommates sister at college when she came to visit for the weekend. She went home, end of affair, so yeah.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 21, 2017 01:07 PM (LTHVh)

249 >>I don't think its really much about control as it is about feeeelings. Its not my fault I am a raging slut, he forced me! feels better than admitting that maybe you're not acting the way you're supposed to.



As the study shows, women are sometimes unhappy after the one-nighter, and since it could *never* be their fault (feminism taught them this), it must be the man who caused the unhappiness, so: RAPE!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2017 01:07 PM (NOIQH)

250 Casual sex is fucking while wearing Brooks Brothers chinos and boat shoes.

That's business casual sex.

Posted by: JEM at February 21, 2017 01:07 PM (TppKb)

251 Has anyone actually had a really great one night stand which remained a one night thing?


I met her in a bar. She was hot, but she was leaving to join a convent the next day.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2017 01:07 PM (8ZskC)

252 Business casual sex requires a polo shirt.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2017 01:08 PM (8ZskC)

253 LOL. Or ritualized sex in which people use incense censers and everybody dons crows and floor length robes before disrobing and jumping uno the sack.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2017 01:05 PM (fDdVG)


Go on ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 21, 2017 01:08 PM (RWSlt)

254 Is there a "Formal Sex" ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 21, 2017 12:56 PM


Only in the minds of college administrators. I think it involves a consent agreement.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 21, 2017 01:08 PM (p+Wdc)

255 The man who brought you Little Cesar's died last week, how come you no longer get pizza pizza like it started? 2 pizzas. Now you get one for 5 bucks and it's cardboard.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 21, 2017 01:08 PM (6Ll1u)

256 >>Has anyone actually had a really great one night stand which remained a one night thing?


Yes.


Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2017 01:09 PM (p+Qx5)

257 I met her in a bar. She was hot, but she was leaving to join a convent the next day.

I am reminded again of King Edward VII's reply to Admiral Fisher's rather rash and improbable statement that he'd ravished a girl in every port.

"Splendid. If true."

Posted by: JEM at February 21, 2017 01:09 PM (TppKb)

258 Fears of the sequel not matching the original? I mean, you don't try to make Casablanca 2.
***
Coming soon - Casablanca 2...now with an all female cast.

Melissa McCarthy as Rikki Blaine - We'll always [farts] have Paris.

Posted by: Obligatory at February 21, 2017 01:09 PM (aZq03)

259 Good Christian girls who won't have sex with you until marriage.
===

When damned lies become statistics.

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at February 21, 2017 01:09 PM (cgCTh)

260 235 It's about control.

Women are supposed to control the entire sexual dynamic now.


Isn't that how it's largely been for all of human history? Men will work themselves into the grave to attract a mate. She (or her father) picks the one that is best able to continue the line.

Women's goals and motivation may have changed somewhat (but I'd wager less than we think) but not the ultimate arbiter of who gets some.

Posted by: pep at February 21, 2017 01:10 PM (LAe3v)

261 No no! In the front of the pants!!

Posted by: Just the Punchline at February 21, 2017 01:10 PM (LTHVh)

262 I only do formal secks.

Posted by: eleven at February 21, 2017 01:10 PM (qUNWi)

263 I watched a documentary on T Rex mating habits. The male T Rex had just killed a smaller dinosaur and would normally defend his kill against all comers but a female T Rex comes along and he shares his dinner. Then he bangs her. Then he runs her off.

Guys are pretty much the same all over.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at February 21, 2017 01:10 PM (Nwg0u)

264 business casual sex is not as good as Hawaiian Shirt Casual Friday sex

the latter is more festive

Posted by: ace at February 21, 2017 01:10 PM (8rNrN)

265 I'm sure it's happened -- I'd just be curious as to why it would happen. I can only imagine a situation of infidelity where it's not repeated.

Posted by: ace at February 21, 2017 01:03 PM (8rNrN)
---------------

It has happened to me before but generally it was an odd combination of personality traits/flaws that prevented anything further from happening. Like, an instance of a high level of attraction between the two of us but a decision having been previously made that it could never work.

It would be hard to explain well without going into detail and I'll pass on that.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 21, 2017 01:10 PM (xeeHA)

266 256 >>Has anyone actually had a really great one night stand which remained a one night thing?


Yes.


Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2017 01:09 PM (p+Qx5)

retired sailor... many times...

Posted by: Don Q. at February 21, 2017 01:10 PM (qf6WZ)

267 LOL. Or ritualized sex in which people use incense censers and everybody dons crows and floor length robes before disrobing and jumping uno the sack.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2017 01:05 PM (fDdVG)


But enough about the next moron meatup...

Posted by: George Will at February 21, 2017 01:10 PM (Tnhbr)

268 Last night I said that Milo is being "Akin-ed." The following links are what I was thinking about. They are to "Wayback machine" pages archiving 2012 posts at Protein Wisdom.

http://tinyurl.com/j4sqc4q

http://tinyurl.com/zffgpbj


Posted by: geoffb5 at February 21, 2017 01:11 PM (d3wbb)

269 ?? So men have weeners and women have hoo-ha's ??

Posted by: dananjcon at February 21, 2017 01:11 PM (WLK0w)

270 Has anyone actually had a really great one night stand which remained a one night thing?

Musicians have a lot of those. Some you meet that night. Some you've known a long time and suddenly they just want to put you on their list or something. One and done.

Posted by: Mathers at February 21, 2017 01:11 PM (3myMJ)

271 Ummmmm, is anyone else a little embarrassed talking about this with Fen in the room?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 21, 2017 01:11 PM (kTF2Z)

272 >>>227 kind of curious:

Has anyone actually had a really great one night stand which remained a one night thing?

I'm sure it's happened -- I'd just be curious as to why it would happen. I can only imagine a situation of infidelity where it's not repeated.

----

Making out with someone you just met is pretty hot. Going beyond that is just weird for everyone else in the Bouncy Castle.

Posted by: Slo-Pitch Whiffer at February 21, 2017 01:11 PM (zke7T)

273
Why is there never a study about how men and women feel about formal sex?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 21, 2017 01:11 PM (lKyWE)

274
But enough about the next moron meatup...
___
Pants optional and lots of alcohol...

Moronette - no really I did fall into his lap.

Posted by: Obligatory at February 21, 2017 01:11 PM (aZq03)

275 was it good for you?


Posted by: The wall


You were a bit dry.


I was plastered

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 21, 2017 01:02 PM (lKyWE)

Get a grip.

Posted by: Molly Toggle at February 21, 2017 01:11 PM (P/aDH)

276 It has happened to me before but generally it was an odd combination of personality traits/flaws that prevented anything further from happening. Like, an instance of a high level of attraction between the two of us but a decision having been previously made that it could never work.

It would be hard to explain well without going into detail and I'll pass on that.
Posted by: Moron Pundit




So. Boss's drunken wife at the company Christmas party?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2017 01:12 PM (fo8C+)

277 "O.K. So no I have an image in my mind of various dweeby looking men going up to women and saying 'Would you like to have casual sex.?'"

Everything I need to know about life in the 21st century, I originally learned from 1970s _Saturday Night Live_.

Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute. And the Festrunk Brothers.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 21, 2017 01:12 PM (noWW6)

278 Has anyone actually had a really great one night stand which remained a one night thing?


Yes, several.

One of them, I really, really hoped it was going to be more than a one-nighter. I initially thought the feeling was mutual. Man, was I wrong. In retrospect, she was probably right.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at February 21, 2017 01:12 PM (ul9CR)

279 Milo isn't even a conservative, and isn't the first "C" in CPAC conservative?

Shouldn't have been invited in the first place, nor should he have accepted. If this whole thing wasn't a #nevertrump wing backstab, I'll eat my hat.

Posted by: Chupacabra at February 21, 2017 01:12 PM (o/Ar3)

280 I am reminded again of King Edward VII's reply to Admiral Fisher's rather rash and improbable statement that he'd ravished a girl in every port.
--

Were they not doing phrasing back then?

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at February 21, 2017 01:13 PM (OVUYQ)

281 266 256 >>Has anyone actually had a really great one night stand which remained a one night thing?

Never had one.

I figured out pretty early that, if one does not talk about it and tries to please, one gets to go back for seconds.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 21, 2017 01:13 PM (RWSlt)

282 of course

Posted by: concrete girl at February 21, 2017 01:13 PM (9kE+s)

283 So. Boss's drunken wife at the company Christmas party?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2017 01:12 PM (fo8C+)


Mrs. Wormer at the toga party.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 21, 2017 01:13 PM (Tnhbr)

284 Has anyone actually had a really great one night stand which remained a one night thing?

I'm sure it's happened -- I'd just be curious as to why it would happen. I can only imagine a situation of infidelity where it's not repeated.

Posted by: ace at February 21, 2017 01:03 PM (8rNrN)

It was actually easier in some places as a sailor...

You were leaving the next day, and not coming back...

There are Women who LOOK for that... its the 'Spring Break' mentality... where they are just out for a Fantasy.

Posted by: Don Q. at February 21, 2017 01:13 PM (qf6WZ)

285 >>Making out with someone you just met is pretty hot. Going beyond that is just weird for everyone else in the Bouncy Castle.



This. A 1000 x. This.

Posted by: Harry Reid at February 21, 2017 01:13 PM (p+Qx5)

286 Hollywood movies and TV are careful to show us repeated depictions of this phenomenon. Because of their great respect for science and their insistence upon factual accuracy, especially where matters involving men and women are depicted for the public.
Posted by: torquewrench at February 21, 2017 12:51 PM (noWW6)


Have you been subjecting yourself to episodes of Blindspot again?

Posted by: moronhorde minion at February 21, 2017 01:13 PM (88jeI)

287 271
Ummmmm, is anyone else a little embarrassed talking about this with Fen in the room?


I wouldn't have been, but for the crows. I mean, crows? Pigeons, sure, but crows?

Posted by: pep at February 21, 2017 01:13 PM (LAe3v)

288
Women just SAID they said 'No.' They have the ability to conjure total amnesia about the event after a one-night stand.

It 'just happened' and it doesn't matter because 'I don't love him. I love you!'

Posted by: Sphynx at February 21, 2017 01:14 PM (OZmbA)

289 I've had lots of casual encounters, but they're all from Canada so you wouldn't know them.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 21, 2017 01:14 PM (kTF2Z)

290 >>I figured out pretty early that, if one does not talk about it and tries to please, one gets to go back for seconds.


Careful.
It's a slippery slope.

Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2017 01:14 PM (p+Qx5)

291 Speaking of Akin, were I he back in 2012 I would have formally asked Bill Clinton to come to Missouri to debate whether or not rape is a serious crime.

I'd also demand legislation that would remove the retirement benefits for any president that admitted to committing a sex crime in either a criminal or civil court.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 21, 2017 01:14 PM (aZq03)

292 Musicians have a lot of those. Some you meet that night. Some you've known a long time and suddenly they just want to put you on their list or something. One and done.

There's a KISS song, "All For The Love of Rock and Roll" which has the lyric

That's when you notice there's a ring on her finger -
That's when she tells you that she's single tonight

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 21, 2017 01:14 PM (X6fMO)

293 Posted by: pep at February 21, 2017 01:13 PM (LAe3v)

It was supposed to be "crowns" :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2017 01:14 PM (fDdVG)

294 My issue of Evolutionary Psychology must have got lost in the mail this month.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2017 01:14 PM (8ZskC)

295 Last night I said that Milo is being "Akin-ed." The following links are what I was thinking about.

Yeah, Trump broke that mold; when he was attacked in that way, he flipped the world off and kept going.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2017 01:14 PM (39g3+)

296 My only one-night stand is now going on about 25 years, so apparently I even suck at that.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2017 01:14 PM (oVJmc)

297 273
Why is there never a study about how men and women feel about formal sex?
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 21, 2017 01:11 PM (lKyWE)

Is that where you leave your tie on?

Posted by: Don Q. at February 21, 2017 01:15 PM (qf6WZ)

298 So. Boss's drunken wife at the company Christmas party?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2017 01:12 PM (fo8C+)
--------------------------

If only.

For reasons I begin to understand, girls were reluctant to enter into relationships with young me. I generally was "for fun."

Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 21, 2017 01:15 PM (xeeHA)

299 "Shouldn't have been invited in the first place, nor should he have accepted."

Everybody has to make a living and I get the impression that's what Milo is about. Though I think he mostly believes in his own yakking.

Posted by: Mathers at February 21, 2017 01:15 PM (3myMJ)

300 Has anyone actually had a really great one night stand which remained a one night thing?
=====

A nice meal, Prontube , Jergens, Lionel Richie's 'Hello' on the stereo...


Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at February 21, 2017 01:15 PM (cgCTh)

301 Women have sex when they want to. Spock has sex when pon farr.

Posted by: General Zod at February 21, 2017 01:15 PM (Bdeb0)

302 Sarasota Springs, here I come.

*hic*

Posted by: Mrs. Wormer at February 21, 2017 01:15 PM (8ZskC)

303 kind of curious:

Has anyone actually had a really great one night stand which remained a one night thing?

I'm sure it's happened -- I'd just be curious as to why it would happen. I can only imagine a situation of infidelity where it's not repeated.

Posted by: ace at February 21, 2017 01:03 PM (8rNrN)


No. In the period of time in my life when I thought I could live without morals, I was not also able to do so without guilt and remorse.

Generally, immediately upon completion of the act. Even on more than one occasion, in the middle of it.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 21, 2017 01:15 PM (TOk1P)

304 Is that where you leave your tie on?

She wears her boots and spurs.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 21, 2017 01:16 PM (LTHVh)

305 Ummmmm, is anyone else a little embarrassed talking about this with Fen in the room?

Not anyone who's actually read the Bible.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2017 01:16 PM (39g3+)

306 I was always a little nervous about one night stands with girls I did not know.



If I already knew them fine, BUT there are a lot of CRAZY women out there and I worried about the morning after charge of rape.



Too much risk, too little reward.

Posted by: Sam at February 21, 2017 01:16 PM (Lat75)

307 Have you been subjecting yourself to episodes of Blindspot again?
Posted by: moronhorde minion at February 21, 2017 01:13 PM (88jeI)
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So it wasn't just me!

I had to literally turn the show off, it was so bad. My wife didn't understand no matter how I explained it. I was like, "It would be just as realistic for her to throw that guy into space."

Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 21, 2017 01:16 PM (xeeHA)

308 Never had one. I figured out pretty early that, if one does not talk about it and tries to please, one gets to go back for seconds.
Posted by: ScoggDog 


Exactly. If the girl is only worth doing once, she probably isn't worth doing. Period.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at February 21, 2017 01:16 PM (ZFUt7)

309 Ummmmm, is anyone else a little embarrassed talking about this with Fen in the room?

Yes, you should be-defintely because I never knew people who had one night stands or even knew that such a thing existed before I was dropped from the beak of a stork and arrived here at my ripe old age. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2017 01:16 PM (fDdVG)

310 Ace, a drill turns...clock...no wait..counter...hold on. Ok, now I got because its a trick question, it depends on if youre in the Northern or Southern Hemisphere.

Damn, you almost got me on that one.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 21, 2017 01:17 PM (BB1en)

311 >>>Admiral Fisher's rather rash and improbable statement that he'd ravished a girl in every port

That girl must be pretty sore.

Posted by: wooga at February 21, 2017 01:17 PM (3I7wr)

312 Not anyone who's actually read the Bible.
___
Hurr Hurr you bible thumping reichwingers never get to have sex. What losers.

Hmm...I wonder why they have all those kids. What do you think fluffy?

Posted by: Some Liberal at February 21, 2017 01:17 PM (aZq03)

313 Dear penthouse, I never thought it would happen to me...

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 21, 2017 01:17 PM (6Ll1u)

314 >>A nice meal, Prontube , Jergens, Lionel Richie's 'Hello' on the stereo...Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at February 21, 2017 01:15 PM (cgCTh)

And you didn't call yourself the next day. Pull my other leg.

Posted by: General Zod at February 21, 2017 01:17 PM (Bdeb0)

315 Careful. It's a slippery slope.
Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2017 01:14 PM (p+Qx5)


No shit. Last one turned into a mortgage, two kids ...

... AND A DECK THAT, SO HELP ME GOD, I WILL TAKE APART BOARD BY DAMN BOARD BEFORE ANY OTHER MAN EVER CLAIMS IT !!!

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 21, 2017 01:17 PM (RWSlt)

316 228 >>As the mother of a teenage boy, one of the more disturbing turns of
popular culture is the celebration of female promiscuity by third wave
feminists, combined with the modern witch hunt of campus rapes, where
everything up to and including a guy going in for a kiss that you're not
100% sure of is categorized as sexual assault."

What I would be worried about is if my son turned 18 before his girlfriend. Depending on the state you are in, an 18 year old who messes around with his 17 years and 10 months old girlfriend can be arrested for rape and put in jail for years and will be a registered sex offender for life. It happened here to a kid who boinked his long-time girlfriend because the girl's mom decided she didn't like him and turned him in.

That would scare the crap out of me if I had a teenaged son.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 21, 2017 01:18 PM (ZM2xo)

317 Apropos of the topic, I've never had a grudge fuck. I've always been in love with whoever I was poking, at least while I was poking.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 21, 2017 01:18 PM (LTHVh)

318 wannabe broscientist

It's good we're working up from Real Internet Geniuses.

Posted by: DaveA at February 21, 2017 01:19 PM (8J/Te)

319 Hurr Hurr you bible thumping reichwingers never get to have sex. What losers.

Hmm...I wonder why they have all those kids. What do you think fluffy?
Posted by: Some Liberal




Paging the Duggars.
Please pick up one of the 19 courtesy phones......

Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2017 01:19 PM (fo8C+)

320 I hate people, so, so much.

Posted by: Chris M at February 21, 2017 01:19 PM (eAZVt)

321
I had to literally turn the show off, it was so bad. My wife didn't understand no matter how I explained it. I was like, "It would be just as realistic for her to throw that guy into space."

Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 21, 2017 01:16 PM (xeeHA)

Aha! So thats what shes doing! The wife has been working on some strange looking machine lately....and taking my measurements.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 21, 2017 01:19 PM (BB1en)

322 Fen isn't a nun, for God's sakes. She married. I take it she didn't find her son in the cabbage patch.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 21, 2017 01:19 PM (ZM2xo)

323 263 I watched a documentary on T Rex mating habits. The male T Rex had just killed a smaller dinosaur and would normally defend his kill against all comers but a female T Rex comes along and he shares his dinner. Then he bangs her. Then he runs her off.

I got about half way through this comment before I figured you you were not talking about our new Secretary of State. Wow, for a while there I was not sure where I was.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at February 21, 2017 01:19 PM (kUmUV)

324 Shouldn't have been invited in the first place, nor should he have accepted. If this whole thing wasn't a #nevertrump wing backstab, I'll eat my hat.

Oh, this was obviously a set-up.

He was invited *explicitly* to do this to him, no question.

Posted by: GMan at February 21, 2017 01:20 PM (sxq57)

325 There's a KISS song, "All For The Love of Rock and Roll"

There was one who was hot to go at the end of a road gig in Newport Beach. We were driving out that night across several states. She wanted me to get in a car driven by a girl friend who would follow the guitard I was riding with for a while.

I decided not to chance getting stuck in CA with no car. She was super sexy/busty of course. Oh well.

Posted by: Mathers at February 21, 2017 01:20 PM (3myMJ)

326 Is that where you leave your tie on?

Posted by: Don Q. at February 21, 2017 01:15 PM


Ties might be involved.

Posted by: Lacy Underalls at February 21, 2017 01:20 PM (p+Wdc)

327 >>>How does one have "casual sex" ?<<

Khakis and a polo shirt. No nipple rubbing.

Posted by: Fritz at February 21, 2017 01:20 PM (9nsaV)

328 Apropos of the topic, I've never had a grudge fuck. I've always been in love with whoever I was poking, at least while I was poking.
Posted by: Grump928



There's two parts to a grudge fuck.
The "grudger" & the "grudgee".

If you weren't the "grudger"..........

Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2017 01:21 PM (fo8C+)

329 Hmm...I wonder why they have all those kids. What do you think fluffy?

We steal them from minorities and bleach them white

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2017 01:21 PM (39g3+)

330 Lindsay Lohan claims she was racially profiled while wearing a headscarf at Londons Heathrow Airport.

Take it up with the fuggin' Brits, darlin'...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot


Bullsh*t. They were profiling her because she has that crack whore look. Or is it meth now? At the rate she's going with the drugs, booze, and probably cigarettes, she's going to keep plastic surgeons busy for a long time to come.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 21, 2017 01:21 PM (+lVUW)

331 Women have orgasms?

Posted by: Kim Jong-nam at February 21, 2017 01:21 PM (HgMAr)

332 >>>I figured out pretty early that, if one does not talk about it and tries to please, one gets to go back for seconds.

Careful.
It's a slippery slope.


Back for seconds?
More like a sloppy slip.

Posted by: wooga at February 21, 2017 01:21 PM (3I7wr)

333 " Men had orgasms during casual sex far more often than women, particularly when those women had casual sex with Ace of Spades, a second-tier blogger and wannabe broscientist who doesn't know which way a drill turns."

Cheer up.

What they are saying is the men who had casual sex with Ace of Spades had orgasms.

That has to count for something.

Posted by: Cowbell King at February 21, 2017 01:21 PM (aYRWr)

334 There's a reason Time magazine is relegated entirely to the end tables of waiting rooms in dentists' offices. No offense, NGU.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 21, 2017 01:21 PM (0mRoj)

335 Ummmmm, is anyone else a little embarrassed talking about this with Fen in the room?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 21, 2017 01:11 PM (kTF2Z)

Fen brought up hairy pussies one day, so not seeing a problem here.

Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at February 21, 2017 01:21 PM (Jcg9Q)

336 I wouldn't have been, but for the crows. I mean, crows? Pigeons, sure, but crows?

Posted by: pep 



I know. Geez, I know how to don a condom, but a crow? Venturing into Larry Flynt territory.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at February 21, 2017 01:21 PM (ZFUt7)

337 Last night I said that Milo is being "Akin-ed." The following links are what I was thinking about.

*******************

And while everyone was distracted with that--Trump got heart on DACA--for the children.

Posted by: Strelnikov at February 21, 2017 01:22 PM (fi5nC)

338 I am quite familiar now with the concept of "Seasonal Sex".

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 21, 2017 01:22 PM (RWSlt)

339 Fen, like Jesus, has no problem hanging with sinners.

Posted by: Mathers at February 21, 2017 01:22 PM (3myMJ)

340 322 Fen isn't a nun, for God's sakes. She married. I take it she didn't find her son in the cabbage patch.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 21, 2017 01:19 PM (ZM2xo)


So she was lying?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 21, 2017 01:22 PM (BB1en)

341 Ummmmm, is anyone else a little embarrassed talking about this with Fen in the room?
Posted by: Duke Lowell
-----------

I'm disturbed that it is a topic at all. Primarily because open discussion encourages, however tacitly, behavior that is destabilizing to polite, well-ordered society.

This is all about hedonistic self-indulgence, regardless of what rationalizations are used to justify that behavior.

Posted by: Anon at February 21, 2017 01:22 PM (/ZEVC)

342
I'd say for every one girl a guy has slept with, their SO, girlfriend or wife has 5 notches on her belt, but will never reveal the truth.

Posted by: Sphynx at February 21, 2017 01:22 PM (OZmbA)

343 Women have orgasms?
___
Pretty sure that's a no.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 21, 2017 01:22 PM (aZq03)

344 My joke-fu is weak today.

Maybe it's time to start drinking.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 21, 2017 01:22 PM (kTF2Z)

345 Speaking of Akin, were I he back in 2012 I would have formally asked Bill Clinton to come to Missouri to debate whether or not rape is a serious crime.

I'd also demand legislation that would remove the retirement benefits for any president that admitted to committing a sex crime in either a criminal or civil court.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 21, 2017 01:14 PM (aZq03)


Rapin' Akin would have to be someone other than who he is, an opportunist of a different sort, to be able to challenge Bill Clinton on his sexual adventurism.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 21, 2017 01:23 PM (TOk1P)

346
I watched a documentary on T Rex mating habits. The male T Rex had just killed a smaller dinosaur and would normally defend his kill against all comers but a female T Rex comes along and he shares his dinner. Then he bangs her. Then he runs her off.


Just out of curiosity, how would they know this?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 21, 2017 01:23 PM (lKyWE)

347
Hey Ace.... late to the thread.... but....


.... a drill will turn both ways.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 21, 2017 01:23 PM (8XRCm)

348 Posted by: Mathers at February 21, 2017 01:22 PM (3myMJ)

Why would I? I'm a sinner too. ;^) but I'm not as much like Jesus as i9 would like to be. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2017 01:23 PM (fDdVG)

349 Just out of curiosity, how would they know this?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic

Old porn movies.
With subtitles

Posted by: Bruce at February 21, 2017 01:23 PM (8ikIW)

350 My observation is that gay marriages are almost universally open marriages. Not surprising. A little more surprised at how many heterosexual marriages are that way.

Posted by: V the K at February 21, 2017 12:35 PM (O7MnT)
---------------------------------
You might also be surprised how many of those heterosexual open marriages include a gay man.

(And who knows how many of those men are out looking for little 14 year old milos.)

Posted by: RioBravo at February 21, 2017 01:24 PM (SsblQ)

351
Just out of curiosity, how would they know this?
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 21, 2017 01:23 PM (lKyWE)

----

Because..... shut up.... SCIENCE!

Posted by: fixerupper at February 21, 2017 01:24 PM (8XRCm)

352 Ever see Fen swat a troll?

Don't get on her bad side....

Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2017 01:24 PM (NOIQH)

353 *Scratches Anon off the party list*

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 21, 2017 01:24 PM (RWSlt)

354 People who think the Bible is anti-sex or prudish need to read it. Here are a few examples, some of which pastors tend to skip over:

I Corinthians 7:5
Ezekiel 23:20
pretty much any part of the Song of Solomon

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2017 01:24 PM (39g3+)

355 Just out of curiosity, how would they know this?
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 21, 2017 01:23 PM (lKyWE)

The same way they know that the earth has warmed EXACTLY 3.001275 degrees in the past 12,000 years of human history.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 21, 2017 01:25 PM (JyMId)

356 Has anyone actually had a really great one night stand which remained a one night thing?
__________________________________


A co-worker, a couple drinks at a company party and some flirting led to what was really more of a "lets get this out of the way now" encounter a few days later.
We both agreed that it was a good time, and could probly make a thing of it, but there was no way we'd make it last. Stayed platonic friends for a long time after that and went to each others weddings. Lost track of each other over the years sadly. Nice lady.

Posted by: IP at February 21, 2017 01:25 PM (hUtue)

357 >>346
I watched a documentary on T Rex mating habits. The male T Rex had just killed a smaller dinosaur and would normally defend his kill against all comers but a female T Rex comes along and he shares his dinner. Then he bangs her. Then he runs her off.


Just out of curiosity, how would they know this?
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 21, 2017 01:23 PM (lKyWE)



It's how we roll. And, short arms. Can't jerk off so we have to get laid.

Posted by: T-Rex at February 21, 2017 01:25 PM (OZmbA)

358 Has anyone actually had a really great one night stand which remained a one night thing?

I'm sure it's happened -- I'd just be curious as to why it would happen. I can only imagine a situation of infidelity where it's not repeated.

Posted by: ace at February 21, 2017 01:03 PM (8rNrN)

Well I had a one night stand with a frat sister turn into 2 more over the course of about 5 years. What she lacked in cuteness she more than made up for with fun.

Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at February 21, 2017 01:25 PM (Jcg9Q)

359
I suspect Jesus wouldn't make as many typos either.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at February 21, 2017 01:25 PM (ZFUt7)

360 Just out of curiosity, how would they know this?
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 21, 2017 01:23 PM (lKyWE)

----

Because..... shut up.... SCIENCE!
Posted by: fixerupper at February 21, 2017 01:24 PM (8XRCm)

Issue 1 of Penthouse of course...

Dear Penthouse, you're not going to believe this but...

Signed, Theodore Rex...

Posted by: Don Q. at February 21, 2017 01:25 PM (qf6WZ)

361 Lol

Posted by: Random Joe at February 21, 2017 01:25 PM (PAwVG)

362 Ever see Fen swat a troll?

Don't get on her bad side....
Posted by: Lizzy





"Dear Troll", (scratch that)


"Dead Troll", .........

Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2017 01:25 PM (fo8C+)

363 business casual sex is not as good as Hawaiian Shirt Casual Friday sex

the latter is more festive

Posted by: ace at February 21, 2017 01:10 PM (8rNrN)



And a good time to get lei'd

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 21, 2017 01:26 PM (493sH)

364 >>>
I'm disturbed that it is a topic at all. Primarily because open discussion encourages, however tacitly, behavior that is destabilizing to polite, well-ordered society.

This is all about hedonistic self-indulgence, regardless of what rationalizations are used to justify that behavior.

...

is this a parody or on the level?

Posted by: ace at February 21, 2017 01:26 PM (8rNrN)

365 This is all about hedonistic self-indulgence, regardless of what rationalizations are used to justify that behavior.

I see it from a different perspective. The more people discuss the drawbacks of casual encounters, the more they understand how that actually hurts women, the more the will be open to understanding the value and importance of monogomy, abstinence, and faithfulness.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2017 01:26 PM (39g3+)

366 *Scratches Anon off the party list*
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 21, 2017 01:24 PM (RWSlt)

------

**remembers yesterdays post**

Awesome post there ScoggDog.!!! Wanted to let you know I noticed.

BTW.... we're still out of plastic bags.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 21, 2017 01:27 PM (8XRCm)

367
And you didn't call yourself the next day. Pull my other leg.
Posted by: General Zod
====

Nope. Hit it and forget it. For at LEAST 24 hours.

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at February 21, 2017 01:27 PM (qU2ch)

368 Ace:

Do you show those hot babes of yours those shelves you put up before banging them?

Just asking....

Posted by: The Man from Athens at February 21, 2017 01:27 PM (lQqij)

369 >>347
Hey Ace.... late to the thread.... but....


.... a drill will turn both ways.
Posted by: fixerupper at February



Hey . . . maybe YOURS, but my drill only goes one way

Posted by: Sphynx at February 21, 2017 01:27 PM (OZmbA)

370 business casual sex is not as good as Hawaiian Shirt Casual Friday sex

the latter is more festive

Posted by: ace at February 21, 2017 01:10 PM (8rNrN)


Hawaiian Shirt Casual Friday sex only works if you have the Tom Selleck 'stache.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 21, 2017 01:27 PM (Tnhbr)

371 I have never had a one night stand. I've had opportunities of course, but in addition to feeling it was ethically and morally wrong-since I've been a practicing Christian, I mean, even had I not felt that way, I would have felt terrible if I had been dumped after a one night stand. I felt bad enough about relationships breaking up after dating someone for months.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2017 01:27 PM (fDdVG)

372 349
Just out of curiosity, how would they know this?



Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic

Old porn movies.
With subtitles


"He's A Party Reptile and I'm Really Saurus"

Posted by: pep at February 21, 2017 01:27 PM (LAe3v)

373 Just out of curiosity, how would they know this?


It's amazing what can be deduced from a careful analysis of dinosaur coprolites.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2017 01:27 PM (8ZskC)

374 I'd say for every one girl a guy has slept with, their SO, girlfriend or wife has 5 notches on her belt, but will never reveal the truth.

Unless 1/5 of the female population is doing all of the screwing ... I do not see how this is mathematically possible.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 21, 2017 01:27 PM (RWSlt)

375 >>Well I had a one night stand with a frat sister turn into 2 more over the course of about 5 years.


Frat Sister? So. A Dude?

Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2017 01:27 PM (p+Qx5)

376 This is all about hedonistic self-indulgence, regardless of what rationalizations are used to justify that behavior.


Good times, good times...

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 21, 2017 01:28 PM (LTHVh)

377 The number of men who regretted casual sex would have been higher, but they were too hungover to answer the survey questions

Posted by: kbdabear at February 21, 2017 01:28 PM (Ya7zs)

378 Ha! We've been having casual unprotected butt sex with you for decades.

Posted by: Chamber of Commerce at February 21, 2017 01:28 PM (UOJLJ)

379
You know what else would shock Time?

This is true for ALL men and women, even for the men who pretend to be women and for the women who pretend to be men. And homos.

None of us can escape our true natures.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 21, 2017 01:28 PM (VqeFO)

380 "I was like, 'It would be just as realistic for her to throw that guy into space.'"

Where he might find the missing Malaysian airliner!!!

Posted by: Don Lemon at CNN at February 21, 2017 01:28 PM (noWW6)

381 372 349
Just out of curiosity, how would they know this?



Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic

Old porn movies.
With subtitles

"He's A Party Reptile and I'm Really Saurus"
Posted by: pep at February 21, 2017 01:27 PM (LAe3v)

Debbie does Dinosaur?

Posted by: Don Q. at February 21, 2017 01:29 PM (qf6WZ)

382 Frat Sister? So. A Dude?

Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2017 01:27 PM (p+Qx5)
-----------
a bottom

Posted by: Undocumented at February 21, 2017 01:29 PM (SsblQ)

383 is this a parody or on the level?


Ken?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 21, 2017 01:29 PM (LTHVh)

384 I think men regret casual encounters a lot more than they're willing to admit to surveyors.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2017 01:29 PM (39g3+)

385 About half of all people in the United States and Western Europe will have at least one one-night stand, according to the authors of a new study. And how they feel about those encounters the next morning tends to vary based on gender: Women are more likely than men to regret casual sex, while men are more often happy with what went down.

Yeah ... "news". Garry Shandling used to tell a joke about this:

A guy picks a girl up at a bar and they end up at his place. They're kissing and undressing and the girl is worried, thinking,

"I can't believe I'm doing this ... I don't even know this guy ..."

while the guy is thinking,

"I can't believe I'm doing this! I don't even know this girl!!"

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 21, 2017 01:29 PM (zc3Db)

386 Debbie does Dinosaur?

Posted by: Don Q

Jurassic Poke

Posted by: Bruce at February 21, 2017 01:29 PM (8ikIW)

387 379
You know what else would shock Time?

This is true for ALL men and women, even for the men who pretend to be women and for the women who pretend to be men. And homos.

None of us can escape our true natures.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 21, 2017 01:28 PM (VqeFO)

And when you go against your true nature, you will end up unhappy...

Which is why we have so many unhappy Feminists.

Posted by: Don Q. at February 21, 2017 01:30 PM (qf6WZ)

388 >>
374 I'd say for every one girl a guy has slept with, their SO, girlfriend or wife has 5 notches on her belt, but will never reveal the truth.

Unless 1/5 of the female population is doing all of the screwing ... I do not see how this is mathematically possible.
Posted by: ScoggDog


Flaw in your math is that not everybody is married all the time.

Posted by: Sphynx at February 21, 2017 01:30 PM (OZmbA)

389 "Men had orgasms during casual sex far more often than women, particularly when those women had casual sex with Ace of Spades"


Must have caught sight of his purse.

Posted by: J. Crew Purse Department at February 21, 2017 01:30 PM (aYRWr)

390 Primarily because open discussion encourages, however tacitly, behavior that is destabilizing to polite, well-ordered society.
--

Guessing parody - but it's kind of obscure. Is this about the reaction to Milo yesterday?

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at February 21, 2017 01:30 PM (OVUYQ)

391 346
I watched a documentary on T Rex mating habits. The male T Rex had just killed a smaller dinosaur and would normally defend his kill against all comers but a female T Rex comes along and he shares his dinner. Then he bangs her. Then he runs her off.


Just out of curiosity, how would they know this?

-
Dinosaur Penthouse Forum. Also, neither the male nor the female paleontologist looked like they gotten any since the Cretaceous.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at February 21, 2017 01:30 PM (Nwg0u)

392 Frat Sister?


They were called Little Sisters back when. Also, House Skank.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 21, 2017 01:30 PM (LTHVh)

393 Well played fixer. Well played.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 21, 2017 01:30 PM (RWSlt)

394 I think men regret casual encounters a lot more than they're willing to admit to surveyors.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2017 01:29 PM (39g3+)
---------------
That is why disguise as a draftsman is so important.

Posted by: Undocumented at February 21, 2017 01:31 PM (SsblQ)

395 The Devil in Ms. T.Rex

Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2017 01:31 PM (p+Qx5)

396 I think men regret casual encounters a lot more than they're willing to admit to surveyors.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2017 01:29 PM (39g3+)
------------

If I'm honest, I regret most of the sex I've had. Ultimately pointless and dispiriting over the long term.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 21, 2017 01:31 PM (xeeHA)

397 307 Have you been subjecting yourself to episodes of Blindspot again?
Posted by: moronhorde minion at February 21, 2017 01:13 PM (88jeI)
----------
So it wasn't just me!
I had to literally turn the show off, it was so bad. My wife didn't understand no matter how I explained it. I was like, "It would be just as realistic for her to throw that guy into space."


Also, the Katrina Law character on the new Training Day show, which I *want* to like, but it is working so hard to make me not, in many ways.

She walks into a nightclub where the bad guy of the week is in the back office and proceeds to walk up to several of his mooks - big 'ex Russian military' mofos he's hired to protect him - and takes each one down with no more than 2-3 quick blows. Well at least it was one at a time, but none of them even got one blow back at her.

OK, She's mighty cute when she's got her karate-face on, but come on.

Posted by: moronhorde minion at February 21, 2017 01:31 PM (88jeI)

398 >>Flaw in your math is that not everybody is married all the time.
Posted by: Sphynx


And there are a lot of 'Quagmires' out there poking a LOT of girls, and they're pretty good at it.

Posted by: Sphynx at February 21, 2017 01:31 PM (OZmbA)

399
Well, it's been an hour so I think you can all now know the true author of this piece: JJ Sefton! (dun-dun dundun! music)

Let the frantic backpedaling commence!

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 21, 2017 01:32 PM (VqeFO)

Posted by: fixerupper at February 21, 2017 01:32 PM (8XRCm)

401 You only find out how many partners your ex had when they break up with you.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 21, 2017 01:32 PM (tvdXm)

402
Why would I? I'm a sinner too. ;^) but I'm not as much like Jesus as i9 would like to be. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Yeah, I think (and hope) that's a large club.

Posted by: Mathers at February 21, 2017 01:32 PM (3myMJ)

403 I think men regret casual encounters a lot more than they're willing to admit to surveyors.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor 



The surveyors know this and spray paint swastikas on the ground in frustration.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at February 21, 2017 01:32 PM (ZFUt7)

404 Do you show those hot babes of yours those shelves you put up before banging them?

Ok if you're banging them ON the shelves then you really do need to anchor them well.

Posted by: DaveA at February 21, 2017 01:32 PM (8J/Te)

405 If I'm honest, I regret most of the sex I've had.
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I regret not having a larger data set to analyze.

Posted by: Undocumented at February 21, 2017 01:32 PM (SsblQ)

406 I'm pro-hedonism.
I'm also pro-Christian but the sex issue is one of the two reasons I can't honestly claim that I am one personally.

Casual sex is great, use a condom though.

Grudge fucking is a different beast. You can get into some weird emotional chemistry sometimes. When you really, really, really don't like that other person. But you want to get it on anyway. It usually happens with 'friend of a friend' situations, IME.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 21, 2017 01:32 PM (xJa6I)

407 Because-and this is generalization and maybe not as true in a age where it's more or less expected that people will have casual sex-I think women used to regard sex as a sign of intimacy and love and unless you were drunk off your backside-you wouldn't have a one night stand. That's why i think it used to be so devastating for women who grew to love someone and had sex with them, only to be dumped by someone soon after that. Saying to onself "I guess he didn't love me after all" is a terrible feeling.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2017 01:33 PM (fDdVG)

408 Well I had a one night stand with a frat sister turn into 2 more over the course of about 5 years.


Frat Sister? So. A Dude?

Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2017 01:27 PM (p+Qx5)

Um, no. You never been in a fraternity? We had sisters, chick affiliates. Sammich makers, that kind of thing.

Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at February 21, 2017 01:33 PM (Jcg9Q)

409 Women have orgasms?
====
No. They have "shopping".

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at February 21, 2017 01:33 PM (qU2ch)

410
The authors of this study could all learn a lot from Godfrey Elfwick:

"Facts don't matter to these people. For example, they refuse to accept that lots of women have penises."

Posted by: Frankly at February 21, 2017 01:33 PM (gPfVD)

411 If I'm honest, I regret most of the sex I've had. Ultimately pointless and dispiriting over the long term.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 21, 2017 01:31 PM (xeeHA)


This x1000. The only thing even more pointless and dispiriting is porn.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 21, 2017 01:33 PM (X6fMO)

412 I haven't had any hedonistic self-indulgence in...fuck it, I might as well become a monk.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 21, 2017 01:33 PM (0mRoj)

413 >> You only find out how many partners your ex had when they break up with you.


Should have looked at her Facebook page while you were together.

Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2017 01:33 PM (p+Qx5)

414 If you think about it, sex is really pretty stupid.

Posted by: Chris M at February 21, 2017 01:33 PM (eAZVt)

415 I think men regret casual encounters a lot more than they're willing to admit to surveyors.

Who would talk about their sex life to a surveyor? You could get hit by traffic.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 21, 2017 01:34 PM (8ZskC)

416 I think men regret casual encounters a lot more than they're willing to admit to surveyors.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


LOL.

Men only regret the ugly ones picked up as the bar was closing ... and they never admit to them, at all.

You know how the joke goes ... mopeds ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 21, 2017 01:34 PM (zc3Db)

417 >>Um, no. You never been in a fraternity?


No. Bunch of Ass-Cracker eating Fags.

Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2017 01:34 PM (p+Qx5)

418 so for the Virtue Signalers who were Pissed at Milo speaking at CPAC, now they have announced Ed(Sargeant)Schultze of RT & Libtard Stalwart !

Posted by: EVLINC! at February 21, 2017 01:35 PM (y3aQB)

419 Also, the Katrina Law character on the new Training Day show, which I *want* to like, but it is working so hard to make me not, in many ways.

She walks into a nightclub where the bad guy of the week is in the back office and proceeds to walk up to several of his mooks - big 'ex Russian military' mofos he's hired to protect him - and takes each one down with no more than 2-3 quick blows. Well at least it was one at a time, but none of them even got one blow back at her.

OK, She's mighty cute when she's got her karate-face on, but come on.
Posted by: moronhorde minion at February 21, 2017 01:31 PM (88jeI)


What ..... you don't believe me?!?!?

Posted by: Your TV at February 21, 2017 01:35 PM (Pd7Sl)

420 Flaw in your math is that not everybody is married all the time.

OK ... but for every pre-marital heterosexual copulation event ... would not the male and female each collect a notch ?

Implying - over time - the total population of males and females would collect an equal number of notches ?

Suggesting that ... assuming equal male and female populations ... on average a typical male and female would have an equal number of notches ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 21, 2017 01:35 PM (RWSlt)

421 Posted by: Insomniac at February 21, 2017 01:33 PM (0mRoj)

Might I gently suggest that thinking God is perpetually pissed off and is "on the rag" might not make for a positive monastic experience. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2017 01:35 PM (fDdVG)

422 Women have orgasms?

It's when the Jewish girl drops her nail file.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 21, 2017 01:35 PM (Tnhbr)

423 Spicer on....

Posted by: Tami at February 21, 2017 01:35 PM (Enq6K)

424 Um, no. You never been in a fraternity?


No. Bunch of Ass-Cracker eating Fags.

Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2017 01:34 PM (p+Qx5)

Loud and proud baby!! : )

Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at February 21, 2017 01:36 PM (Jcg9Q)

425 Implying - over time - the total population of males and females would collect an equal number of notches ?

Suggesting that ... assuming equal male and female populations ... on average a typical male and female would have an equal number of notches ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 21, 2017 01:35 PM (RWSlt)

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Sooo... infidel....do not goats counts??

Posted by: THE Mohammad at February 21, 2017 01:36 PM (8XRCm)

426 This x1000. The only thing even more pointless and dispiriting is porn.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 21, 2017 01:33 PM (X6fMO)
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C.S. Lewis's definition of Joy was handy to understanding it. It didn't bring any joy. If anything, it prevented it the way Insulin prevents fat-burning hormones from working.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 21, 2017 01:36 PM (xeeHA)

427 The findings, published in Evolutionary Psychology, come from a recent survey of 263 adults living in Norway...

I think I see the problem here.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2017 01:36 PM (8ZskC)

428 If I'm honest, I regret most of the sex I've had. Ultimately pointless and dispiriting over the long term.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 21, 2017 01:31 PM (xeeHA)

This x1000. The only thing even more pointless and dispiriting is porn.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 21, 2017 01:33 PM (X6fMO)


Fellas, I sincerely feel bad for you guys.

There IS a value and purpose to sex, beyond procreation, and if you do not know what that is, it saddens me for you.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 21, 2017 01:36 PM (TOk1P)

429 OK ... but for every pre-marital heterosexual copulation event ... would not the male and female each collect a notch ?

Implying - over time - the total population of males and females would collect an equal number of notches ?

Suggesting that ... assuming equal male and female populations ... on average a typical male and female would have an equal number of notches ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 21, 2017 01:35 PM (RWSlt)


The averages would be close, but a lot of guys are going to have a few notches, and a few guys are going to have a lot of notches.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 21, 2017 01:37 PM (Tnhbr)

430 >>OK ... but for every pre-marital heterosexual copulation event ... would not the male and female each collect a notch ?

>Implying - over time - the total population of males and females would collect an equal number of notches ?


Where have you been living?

It's like fishing:

10% of the Fisherman catch 90% of the fish.


Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2017 01:37 PM (p+Qx5)

431 Women have orgasms?

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Just when you're not a round, honey.

Posted by: Women Everywhere at February 21, 2017 01:37 PM (8XRCm)

432 So...this would be just the right thread to note that I had to look at a draft provisional patent for a sex toy this morning. WTAF? Why can't the firm stick to things like supercavitating torpedoes and medical devices?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 21, 2017 01:38 PM (p+Wdc)

433
Who else thinks sex scenes in tv shows and movies ruins them?

I don't need to see this, I often say while watching this crap. Can't they just imply that Rick is boinking Michone, or imply that Superman is sexing Lois?

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 21, 2017 01:38 PM (VqeFO)

434 OK ... but for every pre-marital heterosexual copulation event ... would not the male and female each collect a notch ?

Implying - over time - the total population of males and females would collect an equal number of notches ?

Suggesting that ... assuming equal male and female populations ... on average a typical male and female would have an equal number of notches ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 21, 2017 01:35 PM (RWSlt)

I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE NO MATH ON THIS BLOG!!!!

Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at February 21, 2017 01:38 PM (Jcg9Q)

435 It's like fishing:

10% of the Fisherman catch 90% of the fish.


Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2017 01:37 PM (p+Qx5)


In fairness, 10% of the fisherman are likely lying sons of bitches.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 21, 2017 01:39 PM (Tnhbr)

436 In your life, you will spend more time cutting your lawn than you will fucking.





Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2017 01:39 PM (p+Qx5)

437
Spicer on....
Posted by: Tami 

Milo press conference at 3 pm in NYC.
Not sure who in the hell would carry *that* live.

Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at February 21, 2017 01:39 PM (ZFUt7)

438 OK ... but for every pre-marital heterosexual copulation event ... would not the male and female each collect a notch ?

Implying - over time - the total population of males and females would collect an equal number of notches ?

Suggesting that ... assuming equal male and female populations ... on average a typical male and female would have an equal number of notches ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 21, 2017 01:35 PM (RWSlt)

You'd think so, but typically the numbers skew more like a bell curve. There's a few very sexually active men and women who have a LOT of sex. I have one girl friend who had around 1000 partners. No, she wasn't in porn, but she was from California.

So, not to get icky, but you have a lot of men 'sharing' the same pool of sexually active women.

Of course, women lie. So that messes up surveys about sex. Men lie too, but usually to push their numbers up, not down

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 21, 2017 01:39 PM (xJa6I)

439 Posted by: BurtTC at February 21, 2017 01:36 PM (TOk1P)

I have feeling that they didn't procreate just for sex. It obviously sounds like they're in unhappy celibate- even if married-relationships

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2017 01:39 PM (fDdVG)

440 In Time's next groundbreaking scoop it is revealed that men and women view shopping differently ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 21, 2017 01:39 PM (zc3Db)

441 >>In fairness, 10% of the fisherman are likely lying sons of bitches.


No.

It really does work out that way.

Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2017 01:40 PM (p+Qx5)

442 Can't they just imply that Rick is boinking Michone, or imply that Superman is sexing Lois?

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 21, 2017 01:38 PM (VqeFO)



SPOILER ALERT!!

There goes my summer binge watching plan.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 21, 2017 01:40 PM (TOk1P)

443 Who else thinks sex scenes in tv shows and movies ruins them?

I don't need to see this, I often say while watching this crap. Can't they just imply that Rick is boinking Michone, or imply that Superman is sexing Lois?
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 21, 2017 01:38 PM (VqeFO)


( *raises hand* )

99% of the sex scenes in movies and TV are unnecessary.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 21, 2017 01:40 PM (KW1qk)

444 women used to regard sex as a sign of intimacy and love


There's a lot of "used-to" remarks and I agree Fen, once was a time that "sex" as it was, meant something more than it does today.
Maybe because the negative repercussions were greater to be known as the town pump or as the bang-and-go guy.

Posted by: IP at February 21, 2017 01:40 PM (hUtue)

445 So...this would be just the right thread to note that I had to look at a draft provisional patent for a sex toy this morning. WTAF? Why can't the firm stick to things like supercavitating torpedoes and medical devices?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 21, 2017 01:38 PM (p+Wdc)



Ohhhh is it for the new version of the Sqweel?


Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at February 21, 2017 01:40 PM (mf5HN)

446
There was sex in Star Trek. We didn't need to see the bumping and grinding to know this. It was obvious.

Kirk would plant a big kiss on the green girl or whoever and then.....scene. We all used our imagine on what transpired next.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 21, 2017 01:40 PM (VqeFO)

447 If you think about it, sex is really pretty stupid.

Posted by: Chris M at February 21, 2017 01:33 PM (eAZVt)
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This is where I've ended up. My general feeling now is embarrassment at lettings my hormones control SO MUCH of my behavior for so long.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 21, 2017 01:40 PM (xeeHA)

448 >> Women have orgasms?


You are welcome, Ladies.

Posted by: Hitachi Corp. at February 21, 2017 01:40 PM (p+Qx5)

449 I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE NO MATH ON THIS BLOG!!!!
Posted by: Country Boy - just a humble, occasionally hotheaded poster at February 21, 2017 01:38 PM (Jcg9Q)


Consider a perfectly reflective frictionless spherical notch 1 meter in diameter in a vacuum...

Posted by: hogmartin at February 21, 2017 01:41 PM (8nWyX)

450 There goes my summer binge watching plan.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 21, 2017 01:40 PM (TOk1P)

----

Thats' OK. Michones now dead anyway.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 21, 2017 01:41 PM (8XRCm)

451 Spicer has prominent gray stream in his hair already.

Posted by: Under Fire at February 21, 2017 01:41 PM (UOJLJ)

452 Might I gently suggest that thinking God is perpetually pissed off and is "on the rag" might not make for a positive monastic experience. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2017 01:35 PM (fDdVG)

Why you got to go around bringing up old stuff for? That is, like, so 24 hours ago.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 21, 2017 01:41 PM (0mRoj)

453 Milo press conference at 3 pm in NYC.
Not sure who in the hell would carry *that* live.
Posted by: E Depluribus Unum at February 21, 2017 01:39 PM (ZFUt7)


Perhaps Breitbart.com.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 21, 2017 01:41 PM (KW1qk)

454 In your life, you will spend more time cutting your lawn than you will f**king.

Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2017 01:39 PM (p+Qx5)


You haven't seen my lawn.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 21, 2017 01:41 PM (TOk1P)

455 >>I don't need to see this, I often say while watching this crap. Can't they just imply that Rick is boinking Michone, or imply that Superman is sexing Lois?


Hiya!!

Posted by: Hallmark Channel & Hallmark Mystery Channel at February 21, 2017 01:41 PM (NOIQH)

456 In your life, you will spend more time cutting your lawn than you will fucking.


This must mean that Manuel is screwing my wife.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2017 01:41 PM (8ZskC)

457 ScoggDog at February 21, 2017 01:35 PM (RWSlt)

No. 10% of the guys get 90% of the notches. Some guys know how to pick up lots of women, so they do. Most guys aren't very good at it, so they pick up a hell of a lot less women.

Posted by: Taco Shack at February 21, 2017 01:41 PM (C+qQ0)

458 You lost me at "Time Magazine."


Posted by: Agent Cooper at February 21, 2017 01:41 PM (1zARK)

459
No fucking way am I asking what a Sqweel is.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 21, 2017 01:42 PM (8XRCm)

460 In your life, you will spend more time cutting your lawn than you will fucking.


Wait. This must mean that Manuel is screwing my wife.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2017 01:42 PM (8ZskC)

461 446
There was sex in Star Trek. We didn't need to see the bumping and grinding to know this. It was obvious.

Kirk would plant a big kiss on the green girl or whoever and then.....scene. We all used our imagine on what transpired next.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 21, 2017 01:40 PM (VqeFO)

======================

And then in Voyager and Enterprise, they took very attractive women, put them into skin tight suits, and then had them stand very still without any emotion.

I question anyone who finds that to be a turn on.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 21, 2017 01:42 PM (vur0q)

462 C.S. Lewis's definition of Joy was handy to understanding it. It didn't bring any joy. If anything, it prevented it the way Insulin prevents fat-burning hormones from working.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 21, 2017 01:36 PM (xeeHA)


To be brief about it, my first experience with pornography was with Victoriana (Stately Poppins Manor, when I was a child, had many odd and esoteric books). If you read A Man With A Maid and Venus in Furs, your sexual encounters with the opposite sex are going to be problematic, to say the least.

Porn, whether written or visual, reminds me of a passage in the movie Amadeus, where Salieri is looking at a score of Mozart's and realizing he can never achieve that level of transcendence. He says something about looking through the "bars" of the musical score, as though he's looking through the bars of a prison.

Sex and porn are that to me. You can never have what you really want, and you're always empty inside. It's like the final scene of Mildred Pierce, in a way.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 21, 2017 01:42 PM (X6fMO)

463 451
Spicer has prominent gray stream in his hair already.


Posted by: Under Fire at February 21, 2017 01:41 PM (UOJLJ)

You must be nonstop fun to be around.

Posted by: Tami at February 21, 2017 01:42 PM (Enq6K)

464 99% of the sex scenes in movies and TV are unnecessary.

-
Not according to the accountants.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at February 21, 2017 01:42 PM (Nwg0u)

465 Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 21, 2017 01:40 PM (KW1qk)

That include Pron ?

Posted by: EVLINC! at February 21, 2017 01:42 PM (y3aQB)

466 Who else thinks sex scenes in tv shows and movies ruins them?

I don't need to see this, I often say while watching this crap. Can't they just imply that Rick is boinking Michone, or imply that Superman is sexing Lois?
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 21, 2017 01:38 PM (VqeFO)

Eh, I like seeing good looking people naked. Frankly, damn few movies have well-done sex scenes. Most what they show on cable is pretty lame.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 21, 2017 01:43 PM (xJa6I)

467 446


There was sex in Star Trek. We didn't need to see the bumping and grinding to know this. It was obvious.



Kirk would plant a big kiss on the green girl or whoever and then.....scene. We all used our imagine on what transpired next.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 21, 2017 01:40 PM (VqeFO)

Don't have to be a trekkie to know Capt. Kirk got more ass than a toilet seat.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 21, 2017 01:43 PM (jxbfJ)

468 There goes my summer binge watching plan.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 21, 2017 01:40 PM (TOk1P)

----

Thats' OK. Michones now dead anyway.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 21, 2017 01:41 PM (8XRCm)


AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!


No but seriously, I thought I might try to watch this current/past season, but really, I think I don't need to.

And yes, I did know they were bumpin' uglies already.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 21, 2017 01:43 PM (TOk1P)

469 Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2017 01:37 PM (p+Qx5)

****

You beat me to it, but yeah, exactly that.

Posted by: Taco Shack at February 21, 2017 01:43 PM (C+qQ0)

470 >>If you think about it, sex is really pretty stupid.


>>This is where I've ended up. My general feeling now is embarrassment at lettings my hormones control SO MUCH of my behavior for so long.

We've secretly replaced the normal horde with Dr. Phil's audience. Let's see if anyone notices.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 21, 2017 01:43 PM (/tuJf)

471 I'd grudge fuck 7 of 9.

Posted by: eleven at February 21, 2017 01:44 PM (qUNWi)

472 And then in Voyager and Enterprise, they took very attractive women, put them into skin tight suits, and then had them stand very still without any emotion.

I question anyone who finds that to be a turn on.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 21, 2017 01:42 PM (vur0q)

Well, I like half of that...

Mmm, six of nine....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 21, 2017 01:44 PM (xJa6I)

473 436 In your life, you will spend more time cutting your lawn than you will fucking.

Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2017 01:39 PM (p+Qx5)

Anyone else have an older brother or friend who gave them a Mason jar and a couple of rolls of pennies at the wedding?

Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 21, 2017 01:44 PM (/f1mm)

474 every pre-marital heterosexual copulation event ...
==

What other kind is there?

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at February 21, 2017 01:44 PM (qU2ch)

475 Test

Posted by: a dad at February 21, 2017 01:44 PM (VO/Dr)

476
I question anyone who finds that to be a turn on.

She looked best when she kept her stupid Borg mouth shut, tho.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 21, 2017 01:44 PM (VqeFO)

477 Kirk would plant a big kiss on the green girl or whoever and then.....scene. We all used our imagine on what transpired next.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 21, 2017 01:40 PM (VqeFO)


Exactly. And then afterwards, he was shown putting his boot on, for those who were in the can during the beginning of the scene.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 21, 2017 01:44 PM (KW1qk)

478 "Do you show those hot babes of yours those shelves you put up before banging them?"

He shows them his collection of D&D figurines and how he rolls a d20.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase the 18th Edition of 'Ace Commands: The Style Guide for the Horde' at the Outra at February 21, 2017 01:44 PM (hLRSq)

479 99% of the sex scenes in movies and TV are unnecessary.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 21, 2017 01:40 PM (KW1qk)


You must be a fan of Girls and Kathy Bates movies ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 21, 2017 01:44 PM (zc3Db)

480 475 Test

Posted by: a dad at February 21, 2017 01:44 PM (VO/Dr)


You passed.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 21, 2017 01:45 PM (KW1qk)

481 Ohhhh is it for the new version of the Sqweel?



Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at February 21, 2017 01:40 PM


I honestly have no idea, and like fixerupper, there's no way I'm googling that.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 21, 2017 01:45 PM (p+Wdc)

482 We've secretly replaced the normal horde with Dr. Phil's audience. Let's see if anyone notices.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 21, 2017 01:43 PM (/tuJf)

------------

*checks AoSHQ Style Guide*

Boobs! Pr0n! Elbows! Weeeee!!!

Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 21, 2017 01:45 PM (xeeHA)

483 Who else thinks sex scenes in tv shows and movies ruins them?

I love being able to skip past or fast forward through it. Its pointless and annoying.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2017 01:45 PM (39g3+)

484

Thats' OK. Michones now dead anyway.

WHAT??

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 21, 2017 01:45 PM (VqeFO)

485 Don't have to be a trekkie to know Capt. Kirk got more ass than a toilet seat.


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 21, 2017 01:43 PM (jxbfJ)

Riker too.
They took Kirk and split him in two, Picard and Riker, for STNG.

Posted by: Tami at February 21, 2017 01:45 PM (Enq6K)

486 What other kind is there?
Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at February 21, 2017 01:44 PM (qU2ch)


I laughed...though the pain of truth.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 21, 2017 01:45 PM (xJa6I)

487 >> "Do you show those hot babes of yours those shelves you put up before banging them?"


Where have you guys been all these years?

The shelves are to display the Etchings.

The Etchings are what gets them all hot and bothered.

Posted by: Hitachi Corp. at February 21, 2017 01:45 PM (p+Qx5)

488 2nd tier blogger?

Posted by: bjrubbs at February 21, 2017 01:46 PM (D9FhY)

489 458 You lost me at "Time Magazine."

Posted by: Agent Cooper at February 21, 2017 01:41 PM (1zARK)


Yeah, but that's the funniest part of the joke.

Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at February 21, 2017 01:46 PM (Pd7Sl)

490 This x1000. The only thing even more pointless and dispiriting is porn.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 21, 2017 01:33 PM (X6fMO)

I'd say a marriage where sex is grudgingly doled out or withheld altogether is worse.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 21, 2017 01:46 PM (0mRoj)

491 459


No fucking way am I asking what a Sqweel is.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 21, 2017 01:42 PM (8XRCm)

One of these days I'm going to learn to not google new terms I see on this blog. Surprisingly, FWIW, amazon sells these things. Amazon occupied 3 of the top 5 search results in fact.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 21, 2017 01:46 PM (jxbfJ)

492 I honestly have no idea, and like fixerupper, there's no way I'm googling that.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 21, 2017 01:45 PM (p+Wdc)


If you've ever been to a drive-through car wash, you've already seen it.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 21, 2017 01:46 PM (8nWyX)

493 https://tinyurl.com/h8gzc5b

_________________________

& Fox News descends again

++++++++++++++++++++++

Fox News Hires Dr. Ezekiel Emanuel, Obamacare Architect, as a Contributor

Posted by: EVLINC! at February 21, 2017 01:46 PM (y3aQB)

494
99% of the sex scenes in movies and TV are unnecessary.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 21, 2017 01:40 PM (KW1qk)

====================

Narratively. the act of sex is much less important than the connection between the two people involved. Unless something goes wrong in the bedroom, it's largely a distraction from the actual character work.

I've always hated the comparison between sex and violence ("Oh, you prudes. If you censor sex then you must censor violence."), because they serve two distinct functions within a narrative.

Violence can be as unnecessary and pornographic as sex, but most of the time, it's actually not. It shows people getting hurt. It's a change of state for the individual characters from healthy to not.

I'm not saying that Robocop (to take a very random example) blasting away gangsters is some kind of intricate metaphor, but that the violence, especially something like Murphy's very gruesome death actually does demonstrate something narratively.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 21, 2017 01:46 PM (vur0q)

495 I'd say a marriage where sex is grudgingly doled out or withheld altogether is worse.
Posted by: Insomniac



Word.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2017 01:46 PM (fo8C+)

496 Where have you guys been all these years?

The shelves are to display the Etchings.

The Etchings are what gets them all hot and bothered.

Posted by: Hitachi Corp. at February 21, 2017 01:45 PM (p+Qx5)


No. The shelves hold the pancakes.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 21, 2017 01:47 PM (zc3Db)

497 Thats' OK. Michones now dead anyway.

WHAT??
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 21, 2017 01:45 PM (VqeFO)

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Easy there big fella. I was just jerkin Berts chain.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 21, 2017 01:47 PM (8XRCm)

498 And then in Voyager and Enterprise, they took very attractive women, put them into skin tight suits, and then had them stand very still without any emotion.


I question anyone who finds that to be a turn on.
---

But they have dialogue, right?

I've been lead to believe women are hottest when they're not talking.

/OK, in retrospect, that probably refers to me personally...

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 21, 2017 01:47 PM (J5mC3)

499 472
Well, I like half of that...

Mmm, six of nine....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 21, 2017 01:44 PM (xJa6I)

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6 of 9, 7 of 9's little sorority sister.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 21, 2017 01:47 PM (vur0q)

500 Righty-tighty Lefty-loosey.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 21, 2017 01:47 PM (dnWSK)

501 "The shelves are to display the Etchings."

By which you mean D&D figurines.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase the 18th Edition of 'Ace Commands: The Style Guide for the Horde' at the Outra at February 21, 2017 01:47 PM (hLRSq)

502 If you've ever been to a drive-through car wash, you've already seen it.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 21, 2017 01:46 PM


O_O

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 21, 2017 01:47 PM (p+Wdc)

503 PersonalMassagerSockOFF


Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2017 01:47 PM (p+Qx5)

504 No. 10% of the guys get 90% of the notches.

So then ... strictly speaking statistically ... 10% of men would have 9 times the notches as their SO, while the other 90% would have 1/9th the notches ... with a total average 1:1 notch ratio.

Not what I saw personally, however. The bell curve mentioned earlier was what I saw in high school / college.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 21, 2017 01:48 PM (RWSlt)

505 women used to regard sex as a sign of intimacy and love

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When was that exactly?

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at February 21, 2017 01:48 PM (qU2ch)

506 428 If I'm honest, I regret most of the sex I've had. Ultimately pointless and dispiriting over the long term.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 21, 2017 01:31 PM (xeeHA)

This x1000. The only thing even more pointless and dispiriting is porn.

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And then there's arguing on web forums

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at February 21, 2017 01:48 PM (Nwg0u)

507 Shit, I never went to college and could have told them the results of that "survey".

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 21, 2017 01:48 PM (aMlLZ)

508 You say men & women view sex differently? Who'd have guessed?

https://youtu.be/Y4TAZKtI-J8

Posted by: Zaklog the Great at February 21, 2017 01:48 PM (TFV0D)

509 If you've ever been to a drive-through car wash, you've already seen it.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 21, 2017 01:46 PM (8nWyX)

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*thats* a squeegee

Posted by: fixerupper at February 21, 2017 01:48 PM (8XRCm)

510 Fox News Hires Dr. Ezekiel Emanuel, Obamacare Architect, as a Contributor
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Fox News owned by Rupert Murdoch, Hillary Supporter, and A Rich Saudi Prince.

/being "conservative" is all about the Benjamins.

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 21, 2017 01:49 PM (J5mC3)

511 I honestly have no idea, and like fixerupper, there's no way I'm googling that.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 21, 2017 01:45 PM (p+Wdc)



Oh please, it's me, how bad could it be?

*gambols about*

Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at February 21, 2017 01:49 PM (mf5HN)

512 One of these days I'm going to learn to not google new terms I see on this blog. Surprisingly, FWIW, amazon sells these things. Amazon occupied 3 of the top 5 search results in fact.



For $90?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2017 01:49 PM (fo8C+)

513 472
Well, I like half of that...

Mmm, six of nine....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 21, 2017 01:44 PM (xJa6I)

===================

Seriously though, I'm betting that you found Jeri Ryan attractive, and not 7 of 9.

Jeri Ryan is an attractive woman. But when she just stands there speaking in monotone, she's not terribly sexy.

Contrast with the character 6 is the revamped Battlestar Galactica.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 21, 2017 01:49 PM (vur0q)

514 https://tinyurl.com/hk9pmqw

___________________________

TIFWIW

++++++++++++++++++++++++

EXCLUSIVE: White House Fingers John McCain As Media Leak, Believes U.S. Senator Eavesdropped on Trump's Classified Phone

Posted by: EVLINC! at February 21, 2017 01:50 PM (y3aQB)

515 Violence can be as unnecessary and pornographic as sex, but most of the time, it's actually not. It shows people getting hurt. It's a change of state for the individual characters from healthy to not.

Right, Violence is actually and literally resolution of conflict, which is most of what writing is about. Sex is just people humping. Unless something else happens, then its as meaningful to the story as how they painted the kitchen. All of romantic contact is that way: romance is not a story, its an element of a larger story.

Romance books aren't about the romance at all, they're about the conflicts that occur during the romance. That's why the books aren't just boy meets girl, dates, falls in love, fade to black. There's always boy thinks girl doesn't really like him, girl thinks boy loves other girl, parent tries to keep couple apart, etc. Just a romance isn't enough to carry a story, even a short story.

Same thing with sex, you can write sexual fantasies designed to give people something to fap to, but its not a story unless something else happens.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2017 01:50 PM (39g3+)

516
You would think on a five year mission a few kids would've been born aboard the Enterprise

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 21, 2017 01:50 PM (lKyWE)

517 @TheJamesMadison

I'm of two minds there. On the one hand, a sex scene really only matters to the story if it reveals character or as a consummation of an attraction or plot arc. You have to care about the characters to really care about the sex.

On the other side, I like titillation for it's own sake. And a little voyeurism can be a nice thing if you're not getting it on the regular.

I like hot women and I like looking at them. It's like art for me.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 21, 2017 01:50 PM (xJa6I)

518 Oh please, it's me, how bad could it be?

*gambols about*

Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at February 21, 2017 01:49 PM (mf5HN)


If you do Google it, go in with weapons hot.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase the 18th Edition of 'Ace Commands: The Style Guide for the Horde' at the Outra at February 21, 2017 01:50 PM (hLRSq)

519 >>Who else thinks sex scenes in tv shows and movies ruins them?
I don't need to see this, I often say while watching this crap. Can't they just imply that Rick is boinking Michone, or imply that Superman is sexing Lois? Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 21, 2017 01:38 PM (VqeFO)

Seeing Superman fly isn't actually necessary. He could just stand there in the costume with one arm up, fist raised, face turned skyward, and imply that he's flying.

Also, depends on how you define "sex scene." The shark eating Samuel L. Jackson in "Deep Blue Sea" is almost erotic in a "damn, I thought he'd never shut up" gasp-of-relief kind of way.

YMMV, of course.

Posted by: General Zod at February 21, 2017 01:50 PM (Bdeb0)

520 Is Sawzall dildo sex considered casual sex?

Posted by: Under Fire at February 21, 2017 01:51 PM (UOJLJ)

521 Nood

Posted by: Flyboy at February 21, 2017 01:51 PM (4DRLY)

522 Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at February 21, 2017 01:48 PM (qU2ch)

Decades ago. Now almost everybody hooks up unless they have a moral/ethical rationale against casual sex. It's gotten to be sex is regarded casually as if it's like eating and drinking-something you have to do fairly quickly in a relationship or you're considered weird and prudish

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2017 01:51 PM (fDdVG)

523 478 "Do you show those hot babes of yours those shelves you put up before banging them?"

He shows them his collection of D&D figurines and how he rolls a d20.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Purchase the 18th Edition of 'Ace Commands: The Style Guide for the Horde' at the Outra at February 21, 2017 01:44 PM (hLRSq)

Pokemon card collection. Instant sploosh.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 21, 2017 01:51 PM (0mRoj)

524 495 I'd say a marriage where sex is grudgingly doled out or withheld altogether is worse.
Posted by: Insomniac
====
Absolutely.
Life is simpler when you recognize that sex is just the hook into 50% of what was yours.

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at February 21, 2017 01:51 PM (qU2ch)

525 >>Fox News Hires Dr. Ezekiel Emanuel, Obamacare Architect, as a Contributor

Srsly?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2017 01:52 PM (NOIQH)

526 Does this casual sex study apply to business casual sex?

Casual sex comes at at a cost. Getting a lawyer to file restraining orders on bunny boilers is expensive.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at February 21, 2017 01:53 PM (FtrY1)

527 505 women used to regard sex as a sign of intimacy and love

====

When was that exactly?

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up until the wedding

Posted by: Syphilis The Clap Herpes... at February 21, 2017 01:53 PM (h/uSM)

528 It's gotten to be sex is regarded casually as if it's like eating and drinking-something you have to do fairly quickly in a relationship or you're considered weird and prudish

Which from my perspective is truly bizarre. That anyone could treat something so profoundly uniting and relationship sealing as sex as something trivial show show unbelievably empty and meaningless their soul is.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2017 01:54 PM (39g3+)

529 On some shit ... I'm just damn simple minded I guess.

I like sex. Have no regrets.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 21, 2017 01:54 PM (RWSlt)

530 512
For $90?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2017 01:49 PM (fo8C+)

After all, there is that "handling" charge.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 21, 2017 01:55 PM (jxbfJ)

531 Jeri Ryan is an attractive woman. But when she just stands there speaking in monotone, she's not terribly sexy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 21, 2017 01:49 PM (vur0q)


Er .... when a sexy woman is standing in front of a guy, 99 times out of 100 the guy has no care or idea what she's saying, at all, or how she's saying it.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 21, 2017 01:55 PM (zc3Db)

532 *gambols about*

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I'm shocked, shocked to find that gamboling is going on in here!

Posted by: Cptn. Louis Renault at February 21, 2017 01:55 PM (h/uSM)

533 Local TV station website show people dressed in snowsuits trudging through snow.



At least one family told the driver they were fleeing the U.S. because of President Donald Trump.



The Royal Canadian Mounted Police say during the past few months, the
number of migrants crossing the border illegally has increased
significantly, with the biggest increase being in Quebec.

Posted by: Colin at February 21, 2017 01:56 PM (ec2s9)

534 527
505 women used to regard sex as a sign of intimacy and love



====



When was that exactly?



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up until the wedding

Posted by: Syphilis The Clap Herpes... at February 21, 2017 01:53 PM (h/uSM)

That is why the bride smiles as she walks down the aisle, isn't it?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 21, 2017 01:56 PM (jxbfJ)

535 Re monogamy --- here is another difference between men and women.
MEN are not naturally monogamous. They can handle a wife AND a mistress--- or a harem.
Women, no.

Now, women may certainly get tired of a man, so that you can say that lifelong attachment to the same man is "unnatural." But even when that woman follows those desires and moves on to another man, she will want a monogamous relationship with him.

You might say that modern SERIAL monogamy is naturally feminine.

I have noticed that women put aside old loves very easily the minute they have a new interest. La donna e mobile --- women are fickle in that sense.

Men are not so fickle and will cling (mentally or physically) to a former love while courting a new one. Perhaps they are possessive and want them all!

But however you look at it, men and women are quite different in sexuality and attachment.


Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 21, 2017 01:57 PM (Nox3c)

536 Can I offer a theoretical comment on this subject?

Posted by: Chris Hayes at February 21, 2017 01:57 PM (o2vOl)

537 The Patriarchy (TM) gets all the good blame.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 21, 2017 01:58 PM (EYwhF)

538 "Instead of marriage, next time I'll just find a woman I hate and buy her a house."

Posted by: Mortimer, FINISH HER! at February 21, 2017 02:01 PM (qU2ch)

539 Aren't all relationships about sex really? Other wise why do it?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 21, 2017 02:04 PM (6Ll1u)

540 Men are horn dogs. That is why gay men are often so promiscuous. Not because we're perverts. We're just all guys lol.

Anyway, I agree that a lot of sex scenes aren't really needed, but I also think a lot of violence isn't needed. Yeah, a violent scene can more often serve a legitimate plot purpose than a sexual one, but it often isn't actually necessary to go there to get the point across. I hate when some show that I enjoy turns into the torture porn hour.

Posted by: GayEarth at February 21, 2017 02:04 PM (7/4z9)

541 Oh please, it's me, how bad could it be?



*gambols about*

Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at February 21, 2017 01:49 PM


*narrows eyes*

*considers the gamboling*

*widens eyes*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 21, 2017 02:08 PM (p+Wdc)

542 In other news: guys tend to be guys.

Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2017 02:11 PM (2mC6G)

543 Aren't all relationships about sex really? Other wise why do it?
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What's in YOUR wallet?

Posted by: jennifer garner at February 21, 2017 02:17 PM (qU2ch)

544 Okay: I was laughing so hard at that description of sex w/Ace, it took me 5 minutes to pick up my phone to type: "That was fucking hilarious!!"

Posted by: voiceover at February 21, 2017 02:32 PM (0VNd/)

545 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2017 12:51 PM (8ZskC)

Tell him what he's won, Johnny.

Johnny: The internet. Again.

Posted by: Mega at February 21, 2017 02:49 PM (EdXI9)

546 I think it was Agnew and Buckley who started the whole "obligatory sex scene" meme, as an excuse for why their books had said scenes in them. National Lampoon even did a take-off on it, with "obligatory sex scenes" from classic works like Plato's Republic, Our Town, and Winnie-the-Pooh.

Posted by: jwpaine at February 21, 2017 02:54 PM (hoJm7)

547 while men are more often happy with what went down.

IYKWIMAYPD

Posted by: NoahBawdy at February 21, 2017 02:56 PM (DeYoP)

548 I absolutely fucking LOVE reading AosHQ, man

Posted by: kimoloka at February 21, 2017 02:57 PM (2hOA7)

549 "EXCLUSIVE: White House Fingers John McCain..."



No need to continue the quotation, it's perfect the way it is.....

Posted by: Dirty Randy at February 21, 2017 03:01 PM (jjaLl)

550 Talk up your GAINNNNNZ, man!

Posted by: Fomerly Banned for some Reason at February 21, 2017 03:01 PM (LVPWO)

551 Dammit, shoulda done this:


EXCLUSIVE: White House Fingers John McCain As Media Leak, Believes U.S. Senator Eavesdropped on Trump's Classified Phone



Posted by: Dirty Randy at February 21, 2017 03:05 PM (jjaLl)

552 As I've gotten older (almost 30 ;-) I feel differently about sex.

Monogamy used to imply a huge milestone, cue dramatic music... when sex (when you get down to it), is about pleasure and intimacy, or reproduction.

That being said, you can be intimate with someone without having sex and likewise, sex in and of itself isn't the key to intimacy. I have put it in a place I feel comfortable with - if I have it, use protection, but don't ascribe some cosmic importance to it. Understand and be comfortable with what I am doing and who I am doing it with and be safe and sensible about the whole thing. I guess I am a little bit of a hedonist. =P

As far as being attracted to a guy just from looks or if I require the whole package, it depends on what I want. If I'm looking for something deep, then sure, I want the connexion. If I want the pleasure, the experience, a moment shared with another human, then a tasty piece of man-flesh - assuming he isn't a blithering idiot - will suffice. ;-)

As for that totally uncalled for dig at Ace, I thought after the Shelfy incident, he was knighted Sir Screwmaster, for his unwavering dedication to All the Things That Shall Be Drilled.

Posted by: atomicplaygirl (Gab: atomicplaygirl) at February 21, 2017 03:20 PM (Gim9y)

553 "...men were more happy with what went down." The word "what" scientifically incorporates male flexibility with discrimination. It's all good after a few beers.

Posted by: Yankee Doodler at February 21, 2017 05:10 PM (HdTVV)

554 I'm impressed that Ace showed up in a country-wide survey. I've only had a few one-night stands and I don't think they'd show up in a survey. Also, given the amount of alcohol consumed, I don't think many of the women would not remember my name for the survey.

Posted by: Dave at February 21, 2017 05:47 PM (NL/S2)

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