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Posted by: ScoggDog at February 19, 2017 11:56 AM (fiGNd) 5
Why did Bannion delete his tweet? Or did twitter do it?
Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 19, 2017 11:56 AM (S2VsH) 6
Who is he?
Posted by: MAC-SOG at February 19, 2017 11:57 AM (QPdNE) 7
Bannion you magnificent bastid! We miss you!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 19, 2017 11:57 AM (EnKk6) 8
A little knowledge of history might help these people.Nah,who am I kidding?
Posted by: steevy at February 19, 2017 11:58 AM (r/0kC) 9
#FakeMuslims
Posted by: ShainS at February 19, 2017 12:00 PM (mt8X9) 10
*facepalm*
Posted by: rickl at February 19, 2017 12:00 PM (sdi6R) 11
Go easy on Rubin. He's a gay man who is brave enough to abandon the left due to their hysterics, and is currently palling around with Dennis Prager in an effort to learn more about conservatives. Here's his video on Prager U: https://tinyurl.com/jglzfyt
Posted by: Brisco_County at February 19, 2017 12:01 PM (fmr8p) 12
By the way, his Prager U video, titled Why I Left the Left, has 5 million views now. So it's rather influential at this point.
Posted by: Brisco_County at February 19, 2017 12:03 PM (fmr8p) 13
5 Why did Bannion delete his tweet? Or did twitter do it?
Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 19, 2017 11:56 AM (S2VsH) ============================== It's still there: http://preview.tinyurl.com/ze2wwxl Posted by: ShainS at February 19, 2017 12:03 PM (mt8X9) Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 19, 2017 12:03 PM (mpXpK) 15
Obligatory Ronald Reagan;
The trouble with our Liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so. Posted by: E Depluribus Juan at February 19, 2017 12:04 PM (ZFUt7) 16
Certainly no history major
Posted by: Skip at February 19, 2017 12:05 PM (HDU3V) 17
What a tool.....
Jesus was around a lot of tools too. All He asked was for them to stop being tools but they just wouldn't listen. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 19, 2017 12:05 PM (5VlCp) 18
This could be true if Mohammed got a hold of the black Egyptians time machines and went back in time prior to the time of Jesus' on Earth and started his lunatic cult before that Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 19, 2017 12:05 PM (auHtY) 19
How about dumb ass.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 19, 2017 12:03 PM (mpXpK) He'd have to get a few promotions to rate dumb ass. Posted by: BignJames at February 19, 2017 12:05 PM (x9c8r) 20
I never get tired of Libtards (even reformed ones) demonstrating their "edumacation".
Posted by: Steamboat McGoo at February 19, 2017 12:05 PM (M6etg) 21
I almost envy these idiots. I mean to actually celebrate and frolic in ignorance. To simply spew any incongruent thought. It's so easy to be them. But then I think, 'no I just couldn't do it.'
Posted by: zek at February 19, 2017 12:06 PM (LGXGf) Posted by: E Depluribus Juan at February 19, 2017 12:06 PM (ZFUt7) 23
ScoggDog not a hat trick by my standard.
Posted by: Skip at February 19, 2017 12:06 PM (HDU3V) 24
this is how insane the Left is
there us a site called Hillary Beat Trump which is fantasies about an alternate USA https://twitter.com/psychicpebble/status/833276044119379968 Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 19, 2017 12:08 PM (Om16U) 25
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 19, 2017 12:03 PM
Good to have you posting again, Vic. We missed ya. Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 19, 2017 12:08 PM (Tyii7) 26
Okay, that's pretty dumb. But Rubin's a good egg - he's one of those old-fashioned free-speech liberals.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at February 19, 2017 12:08 PM (i2uPg) 27
I almost envy these idiots. I mean to actually celebrate and frolic in ignorance. To simply spew any incongruent thought. It's so easy to be them. But then I think, 'no I just couldn't do it.'
Posted by: zek at February 19, 2017 12:06 PM (LGXGf) And what's more amazing is they like to portray us as uneducated hicks and they have no clue what happened yesterday Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 19, 2017 12:09 PM (auHtY) 28
Why did Bannion delete his tweet? Or did twitter do it?
Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 19, 2017 11:56 AM (S2VsH) He didn't. I just formatted this post really badly. [Get off my back!] Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 19, 2017 12:09 PM (rF0hx) 29
23 ScoggDog not a hat trick by my standard.
Posted by: Skip at February 19, 2017 12:06 PM (HDU3V) Tough crowd. Posted by: ScoggDog at February 19, 2017 12:10 PM (fiGNd) Posted by: The AoSHQ Hamsters at February 19, 2017 12:10 PM (Tyii7) 31
Even in Islamic dogma, Jesus wasn't around any Muslims. Jesus himself was the Muslim. Given that he was created by a word of God, his whole existence was to preach to the Jews and to give them their last chance to return to Islam.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 19, 2017 12:11 PM (6FqZa) 32
Rancid Penis says intelligence officials now confirm Flynt talks to Rusians big nothingburger but Fox still goes with this.
However, his statement is unlikely to end the controversy, amid bipartisan calls on Capitol Hill to hold investigative hearings. Bipartisan means one or two RINO never Trumpers. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 19, 2017 12:11 PM (mpXpK) 33
How about dumb ass.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 19, 2017 12:03 PM (mpXpK) Journalist...dumb ass. What's the difference? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 19, 2017 12:11 PM (rF0hx) Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 19, 2017 12:11 PM (mpXpK) 35
Now now, if people learn history how can we expect them to become good liberals?
Posted by: The NEA at February 19, 2017 12:12 PM (aZq03) Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 19, 2017 12:12 PM (6FqZa) 37
Vic, you're back with a vengeance. Good for you man.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 19, 2017 12:13 PM (aMlLZ) 38
Good to have you posting again, Vic. We missed ya.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 19, 2017 12:08 PM (Tyii7) Good to be back for a while. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 19, 2017 12:13 PM (mpXpK) 39
Bannon has to be a Moron.
Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2017 12:14 PM (p+Qx5) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 19, 2017 12:15 PM (IqV8l) 41
21 I almost envy these idiots. I mean to actually celebrate and frolic in ignorance. To simply spew any incongruent thought. It's so easy to be them. But then I think, 'no I just couldn't do it.'
Posted by: zek at February 19, 2017 12:06 PM (LGXGf) =================== Despite its many, many blessings -- this is one of the curses of technology. One couldn't evade reality and live long back when every day was a literal struggle to survive. As technology advances, expect the willful evasion of reality and the cognitive dissonance to increase, in numbers and degree ... Posted by: ShainS at February 19, 2017 12:15 PM (mt8X9) 42
Bipartisan means one or two RINO never Trumpers.
John McCain, whose lovely mug now adorns the New York magazine; and Susan Collins, who is ready for her closeup. They should do a porn shoot together Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 19, 2017 12:15 PM (6FqZa) 43
VIC!
Good to see you, man. You kick that Cancer square in the Balls and then drag it into the bathroom and give it a Swirlie or two, you hear? Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2017 12:16 PM (p+Qx5) 44
Drinking some mighty fine taqiyya he is.
Posted by: geoffb5 at February 19, 2017 12:16 PM (d3wbb) 45
Bannon has to be a Moron.
This isn't the Trump administration's Bannon. This is the erstwhile Moron Sean Bannion. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 19, 2017 12:16 PM (6FqZa) 46
Good to be back for a while.
I trust that liquor runs from next door have been suspended until further notice. Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 19, 2017 12:16 PM (Tyii7) 47
there us a site called Hillary Beat Trump which is fantasies about an alternate USA
https://twitter.com/psychicpebble/status/833276044119379968 Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 19, 2017 12:08 PM (Om16U) This invokes Poe's law. I'm going to assume it's parody. Though the thought of delusional people dressing up their hamsters as Hillary Clinton and making elaborate Oval Office sets inside the cages and acting out her glorious administration is kind of funny to think about. Posted by: hogmartin at February 19, 2017 12:17 PM (8nWyX) 48
I saw Seven Pieces of Siver Open for Jesus at The Last Supper!
Posted by: Mohammed at February 19, 2017 12:17 PM (p+Qx5) 49
46 I trust that liquor runs from next door have been suspended until further notice.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 19, 2017 12:16 PM (Tyii7) Yes, They called yesterday after I walked in the door to "talk". I told them I was too tired to talk. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 19, 2017 12:17 PM (mpXpK) 50
24 this is how insane the Left is
there us a site called Hillary Beat Trump which is fantasies about an alternate USA Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 19, 2017 12:08 PM (Om16U) ========================= The Drunk In The High Castle? Posted by: ShainS at February 19, 2017 12:19 PM (mt8X9) Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 19, 2017 12:19 PM (Tyii7) 52
Vic! So glad you are feeling better.
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at February 19, 2017 12:20 PM (PHxng) 53
This isn't the Trump administration's Bannon. This is the erstwhile Moron Sean Bannion.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 19, 2017 12:16 PM (6FqZa) dead or alive Posted by: BignJames at February 19, 2017 12:20 PM (x9c8r) 54
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They called yesterday after I walked in the door to "talk". They waz thusty! Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 19, 2017 12:19 PM (Tyii7) They knew it was Sat after 7 pm and liquor stores closed until Monday. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 19, 2017 12:20 PM (mpXpK) 55
Vic, welcome back! I'm praying for a swift and complete recovery for you. Please tell Mrs. Vic we were so glad to hear from her each day and we really hope she will continue to post here. She has a great sense of humor.
Also, if you (or anyone else) would like to read a great piece breaking down the idiocy of the notion of the FBI "investigating" Flynn, Andy McCarthy has a detailed explanation that NRO put up yesterday. I know not everyone here wants to go over there, but here it is just in case: http://preview.tinyurl.com/jt7n7oa Worth a read, in my opinion. Posted by: bluebell at February 19, 2017 12:20 PM (sBOL1) 56
BF Barry, Rubin & I could make a delicious sammich! Mmmm - mmmmm - mmm!
Posted by: Reggie! at February 19, 2017 12:20 PM (bc2Lc) 57
Left wingers already live in an alternate reality anyway.
Posted by: steevy at February 19, 2017 12:21 PM (r/0kC) 58
i miss that guy bannion.
he was always good for a chuckle. Posted by: concrete girl at February 19, 2017 12:22 PM (hoYw2) Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at February 19, 2017 12:22 PM (S6Pax) 60
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"However, his statement is unlikely to end the controversy, amid bipartisan calls on Capitol Hill to hold investigative hearings." Controversy, anything which conflicts with the alt/reality of the left is deemed by all media to be "controversial" until it stops being newsworthy as the next "controversy" takes over its place as the talking point de jour. Posted by: geoffb5 at February 19, 2017 12:23 PM (d3wbb) 61
Vic,
Maybe you should put the booze in a hummingbird feeder and set it up outside your door. Hope you're feeling better. Posted by: Chuck C at February 19, 2017 12:23 PM (h99GH) Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2017 12:23 PM (p+Qx5) 63
31 Even in Islamic dogma, Jesus wasn't around any Muslims. Jesus himself was the Muslim. Given that he was created by a word of God, his whole existence was to preach to the Jews and to give them their last chance to return to Islam.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 19, 2017 12:11 PM (6FqZa) When was that adopted? I thought originally that Jesus was a Jewish prophet, and foretold the coming of Muhammed, and went to the cross but was replaced at the last minute, so that he didn't suffer. I don't recall this teaching, but... I'm rusty. And hugs to you, BTH. Also, welcome back Vic. You have been missed, but your lovely wife kept us updated. Please give her a big hug and kiss from the Morons. Posted by: moki at February 19, 2017 12:23 PM (gfRCk) 64
But Rubin's a good egg
------------------------------------- Just a little scrambled. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 19, 2017 12:15 PM (IqV8l) The guy has a tv show or something, right? This is what I don't get: We have evidence over and over and over again that journalists are not very bright. And yet we give them all this power... I don't care if it's "our" journalists or their journalists, part of the revolution involves taking away their power. Posted by: BurtTC at February 19, 2017 12:25 PM (Pz4pT) 65
As the wise man said, those who do not remember history are complete dumbasses.
Posted by: t-bird at February 19, 2017 12:26 PM (qwhaR) 66
Hey bluebell, are you enjoying this gorgeous weather?
We are finally healthy enough to get outside, and just getting some sunshine has been refreshing. How are you and yours? Posted by: moki at February 19, 2017 12:26 PM (gfRCk) 67
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Vic, Maybe you should put the booze in a hummingbird feeder and set it up outside your door. Hope you're feeling better. Posted by: Chuck C at February 19, 2017 12:23 PM (h99GH) Hummingbirds are useful so people attract them. Mooches are not. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 19, 2017 12:27 PM (mpXpK) 68
So Muhammad, born around 570 A.D., time-traveled back around 600 years so he could have muzzies around during Jesus' lifetime? Is that how that worked?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 19, 2017 12:28 PM (riF5p) 69
Hi moki! Glad to hear you're on the mend. You have a big doctor's appointment tomorrow, no?
We are all fine, and yes indeed, enjoying this lovely weather. Just dropped my son and his buddy off at the baseball field. Heck, if we're not going to get any snow this winter, I say let spring come. Posted by: bluebell at February 19, 2017 12:28 PM (sBOL1) 70
{{moki}}
Mustafa Akyol's "The Islamic Jesus" has some theories on how this doctrine about Jesus was adopted. Basically a lot of Christian literature was floating around the Near East, of varying degrees of orthodoxy and sanity. Some of it - now sometimes called "Jewish Christian" - exalted Jesus as a word of God but refused to associate him with God Himself. Then sura 3 approved of it, then the Muslims bundled sura 3 into a new canon. Akyol's book isn't bad on the history of unorthodox Christian history in the Near East, but it has a titanic blindspot on Akyol's own religion's history. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 19, 2017 12:28 PM (6FqZa) Posted by: Pete Seria at February 19, 2017 12:28 PM (lJW6d) 72
OT but: Ivanka Trump's Perfume Is #1 on Amazon, Thanks to Trump Boycott Backlash A big old f you to all of the stores who dropped her products Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 19, 2017 12:28 PM (auHtY) 73
Jesus was in Iowa?
Posted by: Fellow J-School Attendee at February 19, 2017 12:29 PM (qwhaR) 74
Ivanka Trump's Perfume Is #1 on Amazon, Thanks to Trump Boycott Backlash / A big old f you to all of the stores who dropped her products
Those stores' managers are stupid and they smell funny. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 19, 2017 12:30 PM (6FqZa) 75
Now THAT is Weapons Grade Stupid.
So stupid in fact, I bet the dweeb has to be reminded to breath. Posted by: Anna Puma at February 19, 2017 12:30 PM (uYy21) 76
The Professional Liars at CNN and elsewhere are saying that the president claimed there was a massive terror attack in Sweden Saturday night. Trouble is, he said "problems". Not "massive terror attack".
As for "last night", perhaps he was referring to this, on Thursday: Daily Mail: Syrian asylum seeker is jailed for life in Sweden after horrifying footage emerged of him taking part in the execution of seven men in 2012 "A Swedish court on Thursday sentenced a Syrian man to life imprisonment for participation in the 2012 mass execution of seven government troops in Syria."....... But if the president said Saturday instead of Thursday, he's obviously a delusional liar and there is no problem in Sweden with Syrian refugees wandering in and out of Europe committing various atrocities, crimes and welfare fraud. None. Things are hunky-dory. Instead of "cops and robbers", the kids in one Swedish school are playing "Beheaders and Infidels"--but how 'bout that Trump! Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 19, 2017 12:30 PM (Ndje9) 77
American education. What more can you say.
Posted by: Tuna at February 19, 2017 12:30 PM (jm1YL) 78
Seared into his memory!
Posted by: John F Kerry at February 19, 2017 12:31 PM (qwhaR) 79
And what's more amazing is they like to portray us as uneducated hicks and they have no clue what happened yesterday
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 19, 2017 12:09 PM (auHtY) -------------- Huh? Wha....? What happened yesterday? Posted by: Soona at February 19, 2017 12:32 PM (Fmupd) 80
Sam Sholli is a person of retard.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2017 12:32 PM (SRKgf) Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2017 12:33 PM (SRKgf) 82
Dammit would McCain just STFU!? What an asshole.
Posted by: freaked at February 19, 2017 12:34 PM (BO/km) 83
Rancid Penis says intelligence officials now confirm Flynt talks to Rusians big nothingburger but Fox still goes with this.
-- There are some that are speculating that from the beginning, Flynn was in on this and knew he would resign. All part of the plan to get rid of the leakers/Commies/Muslims. Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at February 19, 2017 12:34 PM (J5mC3) Posted by: ZZ Top at February 19, 2017 12:34 PM (p+Qx5) 85
If they were any dumber... uh-oh, I don't know how to finish that sentence.
Posted by: t-bird at February 19, 2017 12:35 PM (qwhaR) 86
Sweden has admitted hundred of thousands of muzzie "refugees," around 160k in 2016 alone.
Only 500 of the "refugees" are actually working at jobs in Sweden. The rest are living off taxpayer-funded welfare benefits. Meanwhile, the number of violent crimes, especially rapes, has skyrocketed in Sweden. There are also numerous "no go" zones in Sweden now, "refugee" areas which are so dangerous that even the police will not enter. But yeah, the U.S. should take in more "refugees" so we can be like Sweden! Because we just don't have enough violent criminals, or welfare moochers! Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 19, 2017 12:36 PM (riF5p) 87
A big old f you to all of the stores who dropped her products
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 19, 2017 12:28 PM (auHtY) ====================== Just read a Dennis Prager essay imploring conservatives to not buy Audis in response to their Super Bowl ad: http://preview.tinyurl.com/j98xq8h He generally doesn't believe in product boycotts, but notes that conservatives need to start fighting back and if they don't pay a price ... we'll just see more and more Leftist lunacy in future ads. Posted by: ShainS at February 19, 2017 12:36 PM (mt8X9) 88
bluebell- I absolutely agree about no snow, so let spring come. I have tulips and hyacinths that are starting to bloom.
yes, tomorrow is the big day. I had x-rays Friday, and will find out if I have surgery then. Hoping that the MRI was completely wrong, but that may be stretching things. Enjoy some bird song and fresh breezes!! Posted by: moki at February 19, 2017 12:36 PM (gfRCk) 89
39 Bannon has to be a Moron.
Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2017 12:14 PM (p+Qx5) It's nice to think that he may lurk here. Maybe he even comments from time to time. Could he be Mary Cloggenstein??? Posted by: rickl at February 19, 2017 12:37 PM (sdi6R) 90
OT but: Ivanka Trump's Perfume Is #1 on Amazon, Thanks to Trump Boycott Backlash
A big old f you to all of the stores who dropped her products Posted by: TheQuietMan That fits my theory though. A bottle of perfume is relatively easy to shoplift. The leftist sour grapes could certainly include shoplifting a Trump brand item. Stores experience rampant shoplifting and pull product from shelves. Concurrently, internet sales, which preclude shoplifting, take off. It's my theory and I'm sticking to it. Posted by: E Depluribus Juan at February 19, 2017 12:37 PM (ZFUt7) 91
How about dumb ass.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 19, 2017 12:03 PM (mpXpK) He's a proud card-carrying member of the Unaware and Compliant Citizenry Brigade. Glad to see you're up and at 'em. Posted by: JuJuBee at February 19, 2017 12:37 PM (dargh) 92
Just read a Dennis Prager essay imploring conservatives to not buy Audis in response to their Super Bowl ad: http://preview.tinyurl.com/j98xq8h
He generally doesn't believe in product boycotts, but notes that conservatives need to start fighting back and if they don't pay a price ... we'll just see more and more Leftist lunacy in future ads. Posted by: ShainS at February 19, 2017 12:36 PM (mt8X9) Should I write Audi a sternly worded letter, or just do what I've been doing my whole life up until now, which is, not buy an Audi? Posted by: BurtTC at February 19, 2017 12:38 PM (Pz4pT) 93
70- I'm going to have to find that book. I knew about Muhammed's Nestorian uncle having a big influence, but didn't know the other heresies floating about at the time.
Thanks!! Hope things are going well for you! Posted by: moki at February 19, 2017 12:38 PM (gfRCk) 94
"OT but: Ivanka Trump's Perfume Is #1 on Amazon, Thanks to Trump Boycott Backlash "
The comments and questions on the Donald Trump colognes are hilarious. More proof that Republicans and Trump voters are the only people in the country with a sense of humor. Posted by: Tuna at February 19, 2017 12:38 PM (jm1YL) 95
Such class from our opponents:
Leftists on social media tore into First Lady Melania Trump, mocking her accent and religion and branding her everything from a hostage to a whore all for the secular offense of reciting The Lord's Prayer. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 19, 2017 12:38 PM (mpXpK) 96
Oh dear - prayers up for you moki - no surgery would be nice, but if you need it, well, you need to be made whole again.
And the weather is supposed to be nice all week - 73 on Thursday! Posted by: bluebell at February 19, 2017 12:38 PM (sBOL1) 97
Apparently President Hillary is at 89% approval rating.
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 19, 2017 12:38 PM (Om16U) 98
After he left Chicago, and was headed down to New Orleans.
Posted by: ZZ Top at February 19, 2017 12:34 PM (p+Qx5) Thats where the song "Spirit of New Orleans" came from...Also he rode the City of New Orleans train to get their. /sac Posted by: Colin at February 19, 2017 12:39 PM (ec2s9) 99
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OT but: Ivanka Trump's Perfume Is #1 on Amazon, Thanks to Trump Boycott Backlash A big old f you to all of the stores who dropped her products Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 19, 2017 12:28 PM (auHtY) But I was told to boycott Amazon. This shit is hard. Posted by: Tami at February 19, 2017 12:39 PM (Enq6K) 100
That fits my theory though. A bottle of perfume is relatively easy to shoplift.
I was thinking more on the lines of sabotage, replacing some of that liquid with acid etc. Or just doing what MLK used to do, which is put SJW pickets around the stores to scare off customers until they toe whatever the SJWs decide the line is. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 19, 2017 12:39 PM (6FqZa) 101
Okay, that's pretty dumb. But Rubin's a good egg - he's one of those old-fashioned free-speech liberals.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at February 19, 2017 12:08 PM (i2uPg) Still doesn't mean he gets a pass from being mocked mercilessly when vomits forth stupid like that. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 19, 2017 12:41 PM (WDdjT) 102
>>Thats where the song "Spirit of New Orleans" came from...Also
You are thinking of The Battle Of New Orleans. Posted by: Johnny Horton at February 19, 2017 12:41 PM (p+Qx5) 103
Dammit would McCain just STFU!? What an asshole.
Posted by: freaked at February 19, 2017 12:34 PM (BO/km) I don't want him to shut up. I don't want Fancy Lindsey to shut up. I want them to keep talking. If... and that's a big IF the R Party has any chance of being saved, it MUST include a referendum on these rotten pigs. There has to be an argument: Us or Them. So no, McCain, keep talking. Please, more words out of your simpering, rotten, living on what you did 50 years ago mouth. Posted by: BurtTC at February 19, 2017 12:41 PM (Pz4pT) 104
The world has righted itself. Vic is at home and recovering. The best news.
Posted by: washrivergal at February 19, 2017 12:42 PM (Ivjge) 105
It's 68 degrees on the deck now. I can't be sure, but it seems like the gold finches (fenchii?) are starting to get some color.
Posted by: Weasel at February 19, 2017 12:42 PM (Sfs6o) 106
Happy Birthday, Alberta Oil Peon!
Posted by: washrivergal at February 19, 2017 12:43 PM (Ivjge) 107
Watched his Prager U video, then a few more. He did a good job on his.
Posted by: Skip at February 19, 2017 12:43 PM (HDU3V) 108
never seen anybody so shit-all stupid
Posted by: phreshone at February 19, 2017 12:43 PM (DpOmP) 109
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/768980/Sweden-cover-up-migrant-rape-violent-crime
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 19, 2017 12:43 PM (riF5p) 110
Actually there was a song Spirit of New Orleans...
The Spirit of New Orleans. Wynton Marsalis' tribute to the New Orleans Saints first Super Bowl victory and the Crescent City Posted by: Colin at February 19, 2017 12:44 PM (ec2s9) 111
Little known fact: While Mary and Joseph were homeless refugees, they were housed by a Muslim.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 19, 2017 12:44 PM (ZO497) 112
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Apparently President Hillary is at 89% approval rating. Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 19, 2017 12:38 PM (Om16U) Polls say it will be a short night for Trump. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 19, 2017 12:44 PM (mpXpK) 113
Dammit would McCain just STFU!? What an asshole. Posted by: freaked He's getting his "maverick" on. Maybe Chris Matthews will have him on twice a week like back in his earlier mavericky days. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 19, 2017 12:45 PM (IqV8l) 114
"Leftists on social media tore into First Lady Melania Trump, mocking her
accent and religion and branding her everything from a hostage to a whore all for the secular offense of reciting The Lord's Prayer." In their dreams. She looked perfectly comfortable and in charge of herself. As a matter of fact, she was just lovely and her accent is charming. Maybe if she starts droppin' all her Gs and calls everyone "folks" like the condescending Obamas did the lefties would like her more. Posted by: Tuna at February 19, 2017 12:45 PM (jm1YL) 115
Another little known fact: Mohammed was Jesus' algebra teacher.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 19, 2017 12:46 PM (kTF2Z) 116
86 Sweden has admitted hundred of thousands of muzzie "refugees," around 160k in 2016 alone.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 19, 2017 12:36 PM (riF5p) Sweden is trying to protect its status as the rape capital of the world. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2017 12:46 PM (SRKgf) 117
I was thinking more on the lines of sabotage, replacing some of that liquid with acid etc.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo Hadn't thought of that, which could be easily accomplished, too. I doubt that perfumes are tamper resistant. Buy the product, replace some percentage with acid. Return to store shelf. Just thinking of a possibility like that... geez. Posted by: E Depluribus Juan at February 19, 2017 12:46 PM (ZFUt7) 118
SMH. The ignorance of the garden variety leftist never ceases to amaze me. I swim with this self-described "above average intelligence" leftist. Every other word she utters about the environment is erroneous. I asked her if she knew how sea level is measured? Her answer was the same way they measure rainfall and other weather phenomenon. When I suggested it is by satellite and a complex formula, she changed the subject. She was not interested in knowing how difficult it is to measure a dynamic process. I did not get to share how air temperature, sea temperature, air pressure, winds, tides, other gravitational effects, and the constant inflow and outflow of water effect the level of the oceans.
Posted by: Locke Common at February 19, 2017 12:46 PM (XPkir) 119
Little known fact: While Mary and Joseph were homeless refugees, they were housed by a Muslim.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 19, 2017 12:44 PM (ZO497) Pontius Pilate was actually a Buddhist, who was opposed to the death penalty. Posted by: BurtTC at February 19, 2017 12:46 PM (Pz4pT) 120
A decision point. A fork in the road.
The Waffle House menu in front of me - a Texas Bacon Patty Melt or, or, a Texas Bacon Cheesesteak Melt? Posted by: Skookumchuk at February 19, 2017 12:47 PM (Rv2m/) 121
FACT: If Jesus was alive today he would be a liberal. And a Muslim. And he would Love Science. That's a fact, haters.
Posted by: Ripley at February 19, 2017 12:47 PM (1BQGO) 122
111 Little known fact: While Mary and Joseph were homeless refugees, they were housed by a Muslim.
______________________ Those time-travelling muzzies really get around! You'd think that with all that ability to transcend time and space, they'd have a much more advanced civilization. Not to mention a lot more inventions to their credit. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 19, 2017 12:47 PM (riF5p) 123
Dammit would McCain just STFU!? What an asshole.
Posted by: freaked Whatever happened to that "politics stops at the water's edge?" That was a good policy. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2017 12:47 PM (SRKgf) 124
You are thinking of The Battle Of New Orleans.
Posted by: Johnny Horton -------- Which reminds me. When Jackson & Co. were marching to New Orleans, did they take gluten-free food? Did they take arugula? NO! And, hell NO. Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 19, 2017 12:47 PM (ZO497) 125
Islam vs Romans would have been fun
Posted by: Jean at February 19, 2017 12:48 PM (F9Kia) Posted by: BurtTC at February 19, 2017 12:48 PM (Pz4pT) 127
Little known fact: While Mary and Joseph were homeless refugees, they were housed by a Muslim.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 19, 2017 12:44 PM (ZO497) Little known fact: Mary and Joseph identified as male and female, respectively. In fact, they were looking for a transgendered bathroom. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2017 12:48 PM (SRKgf) 128
I knew it! Jesus would want us to welcome our Muslim brethren, the way he himself did when he walked among them.
Posted by: Pope Francis at February 19, 2017 12:48 PM (W8bn5) 129
Little known fact: Mary Magdelene founded Islam.
Posted by: Dan Brown at February 19, 2017 12:49 PM (kTF2Z) 130
Little known fact: While Mary and Joseph were homeless refugees, they were housed by a Muslim.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 19, 2017 12:44 PM (ZO497) A gay Muslim who was very pro-abortion Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 19, 2017 12:49 PM (auHtY) 131
68.7 degrees on the back deck now.
Posted by: Weasel at February 19, 2017 12:49 PM (Sfs6o) 132
Whatever happened to that "politics stops at the water's edge?" That was a good policy.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara --------- Hear, hear! Posted by: Teddy Kennedy at February 19, 2017 12:49 PM (ZO497) 133
'So no, McCain, keep talking. Please, more words out of your simpering, rotten, living on what you did 50 years ago mouth.'
I don't like him going to Germany to slam Trump. He may have been a hero years ago but he has long since used up that cred. Yea I voted for the guy to try to avoid the disaster of BHO. And now I want him to go away. Posted by: freaked at February 19, 2017 12:49 PM (BO/km) Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 19, 2017 12:49 PM (6FqZa) 135
Gah
That photo of Sweden's feminist government visiting Iran with scarves covering their heads just enrages me. Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 19, 2017 12:49 PM (Om16U) Posted by: Teddy Kennedy at February 19, 2017 12:50 PM (ZO497) 137
Moe Hammed came along several years after Jesus was crucified and rose from the dead. The Koran was/is a hodgepodge of Torah and Satanic gibberish.
Posted by: Mike at February 19, 2017 12:50 PM (vGFvO) 138
86 "refugees," around 160k in 2016 alone. Only 500 of the "refugees" are actually working...
...but those 500 are doing the jobs that the other 164,500 don't want to do. Also the jobs Swedes don't want to do. Like Facebook Rapes. Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 19, 2017 12:50 PM (Ndje9) 139
It was just a joke.
Christ not even that it was just a quip. Dave Rubin would be my go-to for curing the mind-virus liberalism. You have to teach people to disagree and entertain points of view. They will unravel the sweater on their own. You can't break someone off on someone heavily conservative e.g. Stephan Molyneux. They would be replacing one cult figure with another. No offense to Molyneux. Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 19, 2017 12:50 PM (VdICR) 140
Seems Weasel really has got his gloat on today.
Posted by: washrivergal at February 19, 2017 12:50 PM (Ivjge) 141
It just dropped half a degree to 68.2. I don't like the looks of this.
Posted by: Weasel at February 19, 2017 12:50 PM (Sfs6o) 142
'So no, McCain, keep talking. Please, more words out of your simpering, rotten, living on what you did 50 years ago mouth.'
------------------------------ I don't like him going to Germany to slam Trump. He may have been a hero years ago but he has long since used up that cred. Yea I voted for the guy to try to avoid the disaster of BHO. And now I want him to go away. Posted by: freaked at February 19, 2017 12:49 PM (BO/km) And when he goes to Germany or anywhere else these days, who does he discredit? McCain, that's who. Posted by: BurtTC at February 19, 2017 12:50 PM (Pz4pT) 143
Uh... that's actually what happened.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 19, 2017 12:49 PM (6FqZa) ====== Yeah. A little party called the Crusades. Posted by: Flyboy at February 19, 2017 12:51 PM (bUjWk) 144
I think squirrel is gluten free
Posted by: Jean at February 19, 2017 12:51 PM (F9Kia) Posted by: geoffb5 at February 19, 2017 12:51 PM (d3wbb) 146
I needed a laugh. Thank you!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 19, 2017 12:51 PM (tHwdc) 147
OK. 68.4 now. That was scary!
Posted by: Weasel at February 19, 2017 12:51 PM (Sfs6o) 148
ChadPergram
19/02/17 12:50 FISA procedures bar direct eavesdropping on US citizens. Some lawmakers privately wondering if they may have indirectly been surveilled Posted by: EVLINC! at February 19, 2017 12:52 PM (y3aQB) 149
Meanwhile, Kevin Faulconer, "Republican" mayor of San Diego, has apparently come out in favor of San Diego being a sanctuary city after the city council voted for it 8-1. /spits
The elder Guevara worked for Faulconer in the election, but that shit's over with now. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2017 12:52 PM (SRKgf) 150
Most of the Utes and Shoshone and Paiute of the 1500s were LDS. I mean, they lived in Utah, they were around a lot of Mormons all the time.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 19, 2017 12:52 PM (8nWyX) Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 19, 2017 12:52 PM (fVubI) 152
Islam vs Romans would have been fun
Posted by: Jean at February 19, 2017 12:48 PM (F9Kia) If the Eastern Roman Empire and Persian Empire hadn't spent 20 plus years bashing each other to bits and absolutely exhausting their armies right before Moe's minions attacked they might have been able to kick them back to the desert they sprung from and kept Islam out of North Africa, Europe, and large parts of the Middle East Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 19, 2017 12:53 PM (auHtY) 153
Rand BLASTS John McCain: "He's been wrong on just about everything over the last 4 decades"
Posted by: EVLINC! at February 19, 2017 12:55 PM (y3aQB) 154
Paraphrasing Ronnie, they know so much for a certainty that isn't so.
Posted by: Former MSM journalist, active Moron at February 19, 2017 12:55 PM (g+yem) 155
That photo of Sweden's feminist government visiting Iran with scarves covering their heads just enrages me.
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 19, 2017 12:49 PM (Om16U) Yep. What's the message? You can dominate feminists perfectly well if you're willing to be brutal enough. Which Muslims are, of course. None of that laughable "smash the patriarchy" crap for them. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2017 12:55 PM (SRKgf) 156
"Leftists on social media tore into First Lady Melania Trump, mocking her accent and religion and branding her everything from a hostage to a whore all for the secular offense of reciting The Lord's Prayer." --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Good golly I can't keep up. I was under the impression that the hive-pheromone du jour is that "diversity is our strength?!" Posted by: zek at February 19, 2017 12:55 PM (LGXGf) 157
Just read a Dennis Prager essay imploring conservatives to not buy Audis in response to their Super Bowl ad: http://preview.tinyurl.com/j98xq8h
He generally doesn't believe in product boycotts, but notes that conservatives need to start fighting back and if they don't pay a price ... we'll just see more and more Leftist lunacy in future ads. Posted by: ShainS at February 19, 2017 12:36 PM (mt8X9) I briefly owned (and drove, dammit) an Audi Fox station wagon. It was a fun little car, very pitchable, but build quality was poor. Things like switches and door handles always were breaking. Well-engineered, but indifferently assembled with cheap parts. But it was fun to drive. Sold it to a lesbian gal, who loved it muchly. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 19, 2017 12:55 PM (WDdjT) 158
Pontius Pilate was actually a Buddhist, who was opposed to the death penalty.
______________________ Another little known fact is that Pilate was a woman trapped in a man's body, and he decided to wash his hands of the Jesus matter not because of anything his wife said, but because he was mad that a sex-change operation wasn't covered under his Roman health insurance policy, and the Sanhedrin Jews refused to float him a loan for it. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 19, 2017 12:55 PM (riF5p) 159
Welcome back, Vic. Hope this means you are on the road to permanently restored health.
Posted by: Deplorable lady with a deplorable basket of deplorable cats at February 19, 2017 12:55 PM (cR/Wn) 160
I don't care that Nordstroms et al dropped Ivanka Trump lines per se, just that I believe they are lying through their teeth about the why of it. Even so I do think it is on Ivanka's company to offer the proof that sales were not down. I'm sure they get reports from different retailers. Ivanka will be fine, people can buy direct from the company web site or via amazon or walmart.com, perhaps even try things at walmart stores although I don't know if the stores carry everything available via their website.
If these retailers feared vandalism from Dem customers, but didn't want to utter that inconvenient truth; they should have come up with a white lie to the effect of "to avoid the appearance of trying to influence the administration we are dropping his daughters line" OR they could have just said "we don't like to carry lines that are also retailing via Walmart" but saying sales were down sure seems like a big fat lie. I would expect sales went up based on a curiosity, "I didn't know Ivanka had a fashion line" factor that would be still be in play at this time. Posted by: PaleRider at February 19, 2017 12:55 PM (Jen0I) 161
jesus was crucified between two muslims. science.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 19, 2017 12:55 PM (KP5rU) 162
If the Eastern Roman Empire and Persian Empire hadn't spent 20 plus
years bashing each other to bits and absolutely exhausting their armies right before Moe's minions attacked they might have been able to kick them back to the desert they sprung from and kept Islam out of North Africa, Europe, and large parts of the Middle East Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 19, 2017 12:53 PM (auHtY) --What a different world that would be. Posted by: Revenant at February 19, 2017 12:56 PM (ER4LC) 163
Damn. E Depluribus Juan beat me to it.
Posted by: Former MSM journalist, active Moron at February 19, 2017 12:56 PM (g+yem) 164
If the Eastern Roman Empire and Persian Empire hadn't spent 20 plus years bashing each other to bits and absolutely exhausting their armies right before Moe's minions attacked they might have been able to kick them back to the desert they sprung from
-- #ThanksJustinian Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at February 19, 2017 12:56 PM (4bKiB) 165
>>>Please, more words out of your simpering, rotten, living on what you did 50 years ago mouth.
i actually have a pre-planned speech at the ready, for when/if i meet the guy. Posted by: concrete girl at February 19, 2017 12:56 PM (WIU1V) 166
Yep. What's the message? You can dominate feminists perfectly well if you're willing to be brutal enough.
Which Muslims are, of course. None of that laughable "smash the patriarchy" crap for them. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2017 12:55 PM (SRKgf) What, no Slut Walks in Iran? Say it ain't so! Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 19, 2017 12:57 PM (tHwdc) 167
The wedding at Cana?
Two dudes. True story. Posted by: BurtTC at February 19, 2017 12:48 PM (Pz4pT) And if it must be said, it wasn't wine they ran out of, it was Zima. So, you know, the whole trick of turning water into it wasn't REALLY all that impressive. Posted by: BurtTC at February 19, 2017 12:57 PM (Pz4pT) 168
It just dropped half a degree to 68.2. I don't like the looks of this.
Posted by: Weasel --------------- The ambient air temperature is *always* in flux. I have recorded swings of +/- 6 deg F. in five minutes. One of the reasons that we have breezes and winds are temperature differentials. Even a slight puff of wind can bring with it a temperature change. It was that fact that led me to query NOAA about their method for recording surface temperatures. What I discovered, in consequence, is that their algorithm adds a tiny, but finite positive bias. Posted by: Mike Hammer, waxing pedantic at February 19, 2017 12:57 PM (ZO497) 169
I'm still buzzed about this morning's launch. Falcon 9 delivered Dragon into orbit, carrying supplies to the ISS.
But it was more than that. It was the first launch from LC-39A since the Shuttle was retired in 2011. I remember watching the very first launch from that pad, Apollo 4, in November 1967. It was the first launch of the Saturn V. All of the moon launches were from there except for Apollo 10. The first Space Shuttle launched from there in April 1981, and the last one in 2011. About 2/3 of the Shuttle launches were from 39A. It was thrilling beyond belief to see that pad come back to life again. On one of the various videos I've seen this weekend, someone described it as "sacred ground". It truly is. Posted by: rickl at February 19, 2017 12:57 PM (sdi6R) 170
It makes sense if you're a leftist and Islam is a "race".
Posted by: Aggressive Micropenis at February 19, 2017 12:57 PM (Pg8+a) 171
Happy Birthday, Alberta Oil Peon!
Posted by: washrivergal at February 19, 2017 12:43 PM (Ivjge) Thank you kindly! Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 19, 2017 12:58 PM (WDdjT) 172
161 jesus was crucified between two muslims. science.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 19, 2017 12:55 PM (KP5rU) Jesus's parents met on the bridge at Selma, in 1965. Word. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2017 12:58 PM (SRKgf) 173
i went to his twitter [?] link and he apparently is against leftist bullying and sjw censorship. he says he's the last liberal, so maybe that's in a good sense. he makes fun of sarah silverman and college bullies, interviews milo, has appeared on tucker. so maybe there's something redeeming about the guy.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 19, 2017 12:58 PM (WTSFk) 174
"In his speech, McCain suggested the Western world is uniquely imperiled this year, even more so than when Barack Obama was president, and proceeded to question whether it will even survive."
Yea. It will be a fine day when that sorry SOB's term expires. Posted by: freaked at February 19, 2017 12:58 PM (BO/km) 175
-What a different world that would be.
Posted by: Revenant -------- But, but...we would have no clocks. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 19, 2017 12:59 PM (ZO497) 176
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Welcome back, Vic. Hope this means you are on the road to permanently restored health. Posted by: Deplorable lady with a deplorable basket of deplorable cats at February 19, 2017 12:55 PM (cR/Wn) I hope so too. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 19, 2017 12:59 PM (mpXpK) 177
patty melt with a side of au jus
Posted by: concrete girl at February 19, 2017 01:00 PM (WIU1V) 178
39 Bannon has to be a Moron.
Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2017 12:14 PM (p+Qx5) Yes. He and BCochran used to hold regular club meetings in the AoS comment threads. Posted by: Emmie at February 19, 2017 01:00 PM (xVuS6) 179
there us a site called Hillary Beat Trump which is fantasies about an alternate USA
-- This is not psychologically healthy. They seem to stuck in the denial aspect of the five stages of grief. That's the FIRST stage btw. It's going to be a looong four years. Ambitious Moron Plan. 1. Go back to Kollege 2. Get quick generic degree in "therapy" 3. Specialize in "liberals" 4. PROFIT! Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at February 19, 2017 01:00 PM (J5mC3) 180
happy birthday aop.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 19, 2017 01:00 PM (KP5rU) 181
Muslim is a race and they they were always there.
And 'palastinian' is the native word they use for themselves. /prog tools Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 19, 2017 01:00 PM (P/kVC) 182
Another little known fact is that Pilate was a woman trapped in a man's body, and he decided to wash his hands of the Jesus matter not because of anything his wife said, but because he was mad that a sex-change operation wasn't covered under his Roman health insurance policy, and the Sanhedrin Jews refused to float him a loan for it.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 19, 2017 12:55 PM (riF5p) -------------- Along the same vein, the latest Dead Sea Scroll studies indicate that Jesus was Mary Magdalene too. Posted by: Soona at February 19, 2017 01:01 PM (Fmupd) 183
Thank you kindly!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon ------------ Chipping away at the ol' three score and ten, are we? Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 19, 2017 01:01 PM (ZO497) 184
People who travel and talk poorly about their own countries are horrible. Assuming you don't hale from North Korea. This is widely known and understood outside of America.
Gin and Ben-gay #StuffHillarySmellsLike Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 19, 2017 01:01 PM (VdICR) 185
Yea. It will be a fine day when that sorry SOB's term expires.
Posted by: freaked at February 19, 2017 12:58 PM (BO/km) Yup....President Trump should call for old Johnny to resign and retire for the good of the the United States and the Western world. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 19, 2017 01:01 PM (5VlCp) 186
Islam vs Romans would have been fun
We missed Mohammed vs. Belisarius by a few generations. Mohammed would have been a footnote in the history books, an unremarkable barbarian warlord exterminated by one of the greatest generals of Rome, in the middle of his reconquest of the Western Empire. Also assuming no Plague of Justinian. Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 19, 2017 01:01 PM (fVubI) Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at February 19, 2017 01:02 PM (4bKiB) 188
Back in the days when I worked on such things we called them "Howdy Audis" because they were always coming back to the shop to get something fixed. There were worse cars than the 100 LS, but not many.
Posted by: freaked at February 19, 2017 01:02 PM (BO/km) 189
Alberta - I asked last night, but didn't follow up. What doc's are required to transfer a vehicle from U.S to Canada. Are they required on both sides of the border?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 19, 2017 01:02 PM (ZO497) 190
everybody knows jesus was an ancient astronaut. that guybon history channel with the hair said so. it was on tv it must be true.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 19, 2017 01:03 PM (KP5rU) Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at February 19, 2017 01:03 PM (x3uSY) 192
Cliff Claven a sock?
Posted by: socalcon at February 19, 2017 01:03 PM (1TBNr) 193
177, concretegirl - Cheesesteak Melt. It was a tough call.
Posted by: Skookumchuk at February 19, 2017 01:03 PM (Rv2m/) 194
Muslim is a race and they they were always there.
And 'palastinian' is the native word they use for themselves. /prog tools -- Don't forget "Israel always belonged to the Palestinians." And "Jesus was a Muslim refugee." And finally, "Jews and Christians are descended from apes and pigs." /in for a penny, in for a pound.. Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at February 19, 2017 01:04 PM (J5mC3) 195
happy birthday aop.
Posted by: EVLINC! at February 19, 2017 01:04 PM (y3aQB) 196
Great photo of the crowd at the president's rally on Drudge. I hope he continues with these rally's all over the country. Would love to get a chance to attend one.
Posted by: Tuna at February 19, 2017 01:04 PM (jm1YL) 197
Imagine a world with no Zero.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton ----------- Somehow, that sounds like a question a Buddhist would ask, or may Sartre. I'm easily confused. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 19, 2017 01:04 PM (ZO497) 198
Why were the three Wise Men wise?
Posted by: Dnar Luap at February 19, 2017 01:04 PM (X+rUO) 199
Happy Birthday, AOP!
Posted by: rickl at February 19, 2017 01:05 PM (sdi6R) 200
We missed Mohammed vs. Belisarius by a few generations. Mohammed would have been a footnote in the history books, an unremarkable barbarian warlord exterminated by one of the greatest generals of Rome, in the middle of his reconquest of the Western Empire.
Also assuming no Plague of Justinian. Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 19, 2017 01:01 PM (fVubI) Heraclius could have finished them off if not for the very costly war with Persia. Persia might have been able to do the job themselves if not for that war. Moe's minions just happened to be at the right time to attack Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 19, 2017 01:05 PM (auHtY) 201
MSM is reporting that Trump has declared media to be the enemy of the people. But that's NOT what he tweeted:
"The FAKE NEWS media (failing @nytimes, @NBCNews, @ABC, @CBS, @CNN) is not my enemy, it is the enemy of the American People!" Left out WaPo but it's specific named targets not the press generally, who of course mislead in reporting on it. Posted by: Ignoramus at February 19, 2017 01:05 PM (bQxkN) 202
Rubin said what a lot of liberals assume to be a historical "fact"--#FakeOld,OldNews!
But I give him credit for trying to crawl out of the Intellectually Dis-Educated Leftist Gutter. Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 19, 2017 01:05 PM (Ndje9) 203
he makes fun of sarah silverman and college bullies, interviews milo, has appeared on tucker. so maybe there's something redeeming about the guy.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 19, 2017 12:58 PM (WTSFk) Well then, maybe he is smart enough to the mocking he gets in good humor, and wise enough to correct the deficiencies in his education. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 19, 2017 01:06 PM (WDdjT) 204
everybody knows jesus was an ancient astronaut. that guybon history channel with the hair said so. it was on tv it must be true
--- Dude. He might have said it, but the narrator said "he suggests that..." Totes different. /"Shibumi suggests that liberals should be re-located to the imaginary country of Palestine, where they can live like "Jesus" who was undeniably a follower of "Mohammad." Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at February 19, 2017 01:06 PM (J5mC3) 205
happy birthday aop.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 19, 2017 01:00 PM (KP5rU) Thank you, chavez! Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 19, 2017 01:07 PM (WDdjT) 206
>>He and BCochran used to hold regular club meetings in the AoS comment threads.
They also used to do eachother's hair and make-up before they would throw on The Cure and have Pajama Dance Parties, iirc. Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2017 01:08 PM (p+Qx5) 207
John McCain, whose lovely mug now adorns the New York magazine; and Susan Collins, who is ready for her closeup.
They should do a porn shoot together Posted by: boulder terlit hobo Mental eye-bleach, stat! Posted by: AoSHQ Yoko Appreciation Society at February 19, 2017 01:08 PM (5HEAy) 208
FNC can really dig up the unknowns on the weekend.
Posted by: Under Fire at February 19, 2017 01:08 PM (X+rUO) 209
#ThanksJustinian
War with Persia wasn't his fault. He paid them something like 50,000 pounds of gold for peace, starting with 10,000 for an "Eternal Peace". Of course, arguably that just made them want to attack... Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 19, 2017 01:08 PM (fVubI) Posted by: Tuna at February 19, 2017 01:09 PM (jm1YL) 211
Ambitious Moron Plan.
1. Go back to Kollege 2. Get quick generic degree in "therapy" 3. Specialize in "liberals" 4. PROFIT! Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at February 19, 2017 01:00 PM (J5mC3) We shall call it the Shibumi Commando Plan because it has no underwear. Posted by: Swedish Chef at February 19, 2017 01:09 PM (a3sfz) 212
McCain jumped on MSNBC right after Trump's event to defend a free, independent and adversarial press.
I would too, if we had one Posted by: Ignoramus at February 19, 2017 01:09 PM (bQxkN) 213
I teach math at a community college. One of the most popular instructors there teaches the history, humanities, and philosophy courses. Unfortunately, he is as ignorant as this Rubin guy. It's very aggravating for me -- my degree is in religion.
Posted by: Emmie at February 19, 2017 01:09 PM (xVuS6) 214
202"trying to crawl out of the leftist gutter":
yes, if liberal to rubin means a principle of free thought and speech trumping (no pun) leftist ideology, something rarely seen today and nowhere in the democratic party, then i give him credit. it's welcome. Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 19, 2017 01:09 PM (WTSFk) 215
Along the same vein, the latest Dead Sea Scroll studies indicate that Jesus was Mary Magdalene too.
-------------- Back off, man, that's my schtick! Posted by: Dan Brown at February 19, 2017 01:10 PM (kTF2Z) 216
Somehow, that sounds like a question a Buddhist would ask, or may Sartre. I'm easily confused.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 19, 2017 01:04 PM What am I, chopped liver? Posted by: Nietzsche at February 19, 2017 01:13 PM (5HEAy) 217
I've noticed that MSM has taken to calling him Mr. Trump, not President Trump or just Trump.
Well, Snap! Subtle, no? Posted by: Ignoramus at February 19, 2017 01:13 PM (bQxkN) 218
"John McCain, whose lovely mug now adorns the New York magazine; and Susan Collins, who is ready for her closeup. "
My personal opinion is that McCain is jealous of Trump and his success. Pure and simple. Can you imagine McCain drawing a crowd like Pres. Trump does? Never. So he goes to Europe and spouts his crap like a little boy talking back to his parents. Posted by: Tuna at February 19, 2017 01:14 PM (jm1YL) 219
Heraclius could have finished them off if not for the very costly war with Persia. Persia might have been able to do the job themselves if not for that war. Moe's minions just happened to be at the right time to attack
The first wave of the Black Death killed 25 million people in the Byzantine and Sassanid Empires during Justinian's reign. Something like 40% of the population of Constantinople and a quarter of the people around the eastern Mediterranean. A war like the Romans and Persians had been fighting since they ran into each other wouldn't have done nearly as much damage or reduced their manpower nearly as much. But, yeah, Moe was lucky. Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 19, 2017 01:14 PM (fVubI) 220
McCain doesn't get that the American electorate rejected him but not this guy.
Something must be wrong with us. Posted by: blaster at February 19, 2017 01:15 PM (HV1LS) 221
We shall call it the Shibumi Commando Plan because it has no underwear.
--- "I really think we're making progress Hudson. However, we're going to have to increase our sessions to three times a week, and may have to increase to four if we don't resolve your aversion to the patriarchy as espoused by Donald Trump soon." Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at February 19, 2017 01:15 PM (J5mC3) 222
how is trump at kite surfing? not as good as barry, i know that! i bid you good day.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 19, 2017 01:15 PM (KP5rU) 223
Ambitious Moron Plan.
1. Go back to Kollege 2. Get quick generic degree in "therapy" 3. Specialize in "liberals" 4. PROFIT! Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at February 19, 2017 01:00 PM (J5mC3) We shall call it the Shibumi Commando Plan because it has no underwear. Posted by: Swedish Chef ------------- ^^^^ This is why AoSHQ has become my Guidebook of life philosophy. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 19, 2017 01:16 PM (NBHj5) 224
Kate Walsh ID'd as WH leaker!
Posted by: Under Fire at February 19, 2017 01:17 PM (X+rUO) 225
John McCain: "What is wrong with you people? I should have just finished my eighth year as president, and you should have just elected my second term VP, Linday Graham, as President. We should have won 100% of the vote"
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at February 19, 2017 01:17 PM (J5mC3) 226
Does John McCain ever stop and realize that if he had only run his campaign with half the aggressiveness that Trump did (what Sarah Palin wanted), he would have been President?
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 19, 2017 01:17 PM (bQxkN) 227
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I've noticed that MSM has taken to calling him Mr. Trump, not President Trump or just Trump. Well, Snap! Subtle, no? Posted by: Ignoramus at February 19, 2017 01:13 PM (bQxkN) Same shit they did to Bush. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 19, 2017 01:18 PM (mpXpK) 228
219: just saw a tv documentary tying the outbreak of plague in the mideast c.560 to a super volcano eruption in mexico that also destroyed the mayans civilization.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 19, 2017 01:18 PM (WTSFk) 229
217 I've noticed that MSM has taken to calling him Mr. Trump, not President Trump or just Trump.
Well, Snap! Subtle, no? Posted by: Ignoramus at February 19, 2017 01:13 PM (bQxkN) ----------------- That's okay. I never referred to Fredo as prez either. I don't think anything the MFM is going to do is going to slow the Golden Scalp Weasel. Posted by: Soona at February 19, 2017 01:18 PM (Fmupd) 230
If the Eastern Roman Empire and Persian Empire hadn't spent 20 plus years bashing each other to bits and absolutely exhausting their armies right before Moe's minions attacked they might have been able to kick them back to the desert they sprung from and kept Islam out of North Africa, Europe, and large parts of the Middle East
-------------------- While that would have helped, it might not have been enough. There was also a deadly epidemic in Persia, and a lot of fighting (as in, civil war) over who got the throne right at the end. The Sassanid dynasty was in really bad shape when the Arabs attacked. Posted by: junior at February 19, 2017 01:18 PM (nsZ+m) Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 19, 2017 01:19 PM (F0ZHr) 232
Alberta - I asked last night, but didn't follow up. What doc's are required to transfer a vehicle from U.S to Canada. Are they required on both sides of the border?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 19, 2017 01:02 PM (ZO497) You need a title. You need an ITN number, which is a relatively new bullshit deal that is really nothing more than a hand in you wallet, but can be obtained on-line for about forty dollars. Then you need an export permit from U.S. Customs at the port of entry being used, and must obtain that at least 48 hours in advance of the anticipated border crossing. They need copies of the title, bill of sale, and ITN number, and, surprisingly, no fee. And that all can be done by e-mail. In fact, that is their preferred mode. Canadian government wants to see the bill of sale, and to check the vehicle to ensure that it's compliant with Transport Canada requirements for the year and model. Things like bumper height, no-damage collision speed, running lights, baby seat anchors, etc. A few models are flat-out prohibited because they are so far out of compliance that they cannot be made compliant; mostly exotic cars. www.riv.gc.ca is the Registrar of Imported Vehicles, and a list can be found there of which vehicles pass muster as-is, which need compliance work, and which are non-importable. Mostly, the "antique" vehicles I deal with are exempt. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 19, 2017 01:19 PM (WDdjT) 233
Should I write Audi a sternly worded letter, or just do what I've been doing my whole life up until now, which is, not buy an Audi?
Posted by: BurtTC at February 19, 2017 12:38 PM Embrace the healing power of AND! Posted by: Descartes at February 19, 2017 01:21 PM (5HEAy) 234
As another wise man said: "It is better to close down your Twitter account and be thought a fool than to tweet and remove all doubt."
Posted by: Muldoon at February 19, 2017 01:21 PM (wPiJc) 235
The middle east would be a lot better off if they had embraced Jesus, instead of Satan incarnate.
Posted by: Chris M at February 19, 2017 01:22 PM (6RZos) 236
happy birthday aop.
Posted by: EVLINC! at February 19, 2017 01:04 PM (y3aQB) Happy Birthday, AOP! Posted by: rickl at February 19, 2017 01:05 PM (sdi6R) Thank you, thank you! Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 19, 2017 01:23 PM (WDdjT) 237
I've noticed that MSM has taken to calling him Mr. Trump, not President Trump or just Trump.
-------- Once a day, I lay down a $100 bet that I can check Yahoo News headlines, and find a disparaging headline about 'Trump'. Here goes...brb. Annnd back. I'm not disappointed. Here's the remarkable thing, though, they didn't bother to read their own headline, and got auto-cucumbered. They meant to say 'remarks', but here's what they have: "Trump market about Sweden invites ridicule" Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 19, 2017 01:24 PM (ZO497) 238
Of course Rubin associates Arabs = Muslims so his mouth says what his brain is processing.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 19, 2017 01:24 PM (IDPbH) 239
(... there have also been attempts to tie the outbreak of the black death in mongolia to cooling from a volcanic eruption leading to an explosion in the rat population. somehow.)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 19, 2017 01:24 PM (WTSFk) 240
Jesus constructed the bridge that connects Gaza to the West Bank. True historical fact. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 19, 2017 01:24 PM (v1g1+) 241
I don't think anything the MFM is going to do is going to slow the Golden Scalp Weasel.
-- Yeah, not many Trump voters are falling for the media's Russian-Chaos-McHitler-Camps narrative. He can just ignore the press, or pick fights with them. Works either way. Relatedly: I thought the poll from the ONT was encouraging. It said that 72% of Americans and 52% of dems thought that Democrats in congress should work with Trump. Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at February 19, 2017 01:25 PM (4bKiB) 242
235 The middle east would be a lot better off if they had embraced Jesus, instead of Satan incarnate.
Posted by: Chris M at February 19, 2017 01:22 PM (6RZos) I think a lot of the world's problems could be solved by that. But Christians are boring, ugly old fun-suckers. Hip, cool people don't believe in that wacky, Jesus stuff. So, here we are. Posted by: moki at February 19, 2017 01:25 PM (gfRCk) 243
I never referred to Fredo as prez either.
Posted by: Soona at February 19, 2017 01:18 PM (Fmupd) My preferred term at home was "Cocksucker In Chief." Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 19, 2017 01:25 PM (rF0hx) 244
nood
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 19, 2017 01:26 PM (mpXpK) Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 19, 2017 01:26 PM (IDPbH) 246
235. They jad, excluding the animists and the Jews. Islam sorta removed all those other options.....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 19, 2017 01:26 PM (Y5s72) 247
Meh! All you fancy pants folks with your Audis. Bet you wish you had an innie.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 19, 2017 01:27 PM (wPiJc) 248
And Alberta Oil Peon, I hope you are having an absolutely joyous day. Happy birthday!!
Posted by: moki at February 19, 2017 01:27 PM (gfRCk) 249
(... there have also been attempts to tie the outbreak of the black death in mongolia to cooling from a volcanic eruption leading to an explosion in the rat population. somehow.)
***** The volcano, in turn, was the result of a butterfly in the Amazon flapping its wings. Posted by: Muldoon at February 19, 2017 01:28 PM (wPiJc) 250
@246 235. They jad, excluding the animists and the Jews. Islam sorta removed all those other options.....
------------------- No, the Persians were Zoroastrians. Posted by: junior at February 19, 2017 01:29 PM (nsZ+m) 251
What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: Nietzsche at February 19, 2017 01:13 PM (5HEAy) I dunno. When you order the chopped liver, does the chopped liver order you back? Posted by: Kindltot at February 19, 2017 01:30 PM (XMCn6) 252
Same shit they did to Bush.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 19, 2017 01:30 PM (mpXpK) 253
252 Same shit they did to Bush.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 19, 2017 01:30 PM (mpXpK) I was joking with you since you didn't say President Bush. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 19, 2017 01:31 PM (IDPbH) 254
Fun fact - Mary and Joseph were looking for a cheap abortionist, but the religious theocrats made her submit to a sonogram before allowing her to practice her reproductive freedom.
I KID! I know I am going straight to hell for that one. Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at February 19, 2017 01:31 PM (7N6ox) 255
I just learned that today's launch achieved another milestone. It was the first operational launch of the Autonomous Flight Termination System, or AFTS.
Since the 1950s, there was always a Range Safety Officer with his finger poised over the Big Red Button, prepared to destroy the rocket if it threatened a populated area. The AFTS means the rocket can destroy itself if necessary. No human input needed. Posted by: rickl at February 19, 2017 01:32 PM (sdi6R) 256
Can't win them all. I'll forgive Dave Rubin on this gaffe.
He worked on the Progressive plantation for his entire life, until recently. Posted by: @PeeteySDee at February 19, 2017 01:32 PM (5O0Cl) 257
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You know who else was around a lot of Muslims? Charles Martel. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 19, 2017 01:19 PM (F0ZHr) Not for long, rat bastards ran away before I could taunt them a second time.Charles "The Hammer" Martel Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at February 19, 2017 01:33 PM (7N6ox) 258
219: just saw a tv documentary tying the outbreak of plague in the mideast c.560 to a super volcano eruption in mexico that also destroyed the mayans civilization.
The book "Justinians Flea" is pretty good. It alternates between the historical events and the biology of yersenis pestis and the rats and fleas that carry it. I don't remember the precise argument, but the cooler weather let the plague bacillus survive long enough to cross the desert to hit populated regions. Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 19, 2017 01:33 PM (fVubI) 259
My personal opinion is that McCain is jealous of Trump and his success. Pure and simple.
Can you imagine McCain drawing a crowd like Pres. Trump does? Never. So he goes to Europe and spouts his crap like a little boy talking back to his parents. Posted by: Tuna at February 19, 2017 01:14 PM (jm1YL) My take exactly. Trump succeeded easily doing what McCain failed to do after busting his butt. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2017 01:36 PM (SRKgf) Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2017 01:37 PM (SRKgf) 261
The middle east would be a lot better off if they had embraced Jesus, instead of Satan incarnate.
--- islam: -gives you a place in heaven for killing a non-believer -gives you a place in heaven if you kill yourself and a non-believer -gives your family a place in heaven if you kill yourself and a non-believer -tells you to beat your wife -tells you to kill your daughter/wife/mother if she is raped -says its OK to have sex with a baby -says it's Ok to have sex with young boys if you are man -says that you are superior to everyone else on earth -says it's OK to kill adult homosexuals -says it's OK to kill adulturers If Satan were to create a religion, how would it be different than islam? Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at February 19, 2017 01:37 PM (J5mC3) 262
Jesus paid Judas Iscariot thirty pieces of silver to sell to Muhammad his sexiest goat. True story.
Posted by: Fritz at February 19, 2017 01:40 PM (yIZoc) 263
About Ivanka's perfume selling out online?
A lot of this is also people just buying her stuff because they think it's rare, or will be soon, and they want to be able to re-sell it later. Posted by: JoeF. at February 19, 2017 01:44 PM (7uYFy) 264
McCain is jealous of Trump because he lost and Trump won. Romney's jealous too, but he's kept his mouth shut since the election.
McCain's particularly annoying because he's a willing tool of the media. You would have thought he learned his lesson after the way they treated him in '08, but to this day, I believe McCain threw in the towel a couple of weeks before the '08 election when he saw which way the wind was blowing. He didn't want to be the turd in the punch bowl that kept America from having it's first black president. But he doesn't mind being the turd in Trump's punch bowl..... Posted by: JoeF. at February 19, 2017 01:50 PM (7uYFy) 265
What cracks me up is the leftist who took a comparative religion class in school and throws Biblical passages around like grenades to try to make Christianity/Judaism look like Islam.
Their problem is that, even if these weren't taken out of context and misunderstood... Christians and Jews aren't out doing the stuff Muslims are now. So even if you could find a passage in the Old Testament that said "its okay to have sex with a 9 year old girl you took from the parents you murdered" Christians and Jews aren't doing that now.. Muslims are. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 19, 2017 01:51 PM (39g3+) 266
Thanks for the birthday wishes, Moki. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 19, 2017 01:53 PM (WDdjT) Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 19, 2017 01:56 PM (8iiMU) 268
If Satan were to create a religion, how would it be different than islam? Posted by: shibumi, My deep thoughts on this; did the dark age Christians build their "image" of Satan based on their experiences with Islam or did Satans influence manifest itself in Islam. At the core, submission versus the choice granted the Abraham should seperate our God from their god. Posted by: Jean at February 19, 2017 02:14 PM (zZb/S) Posted by: Frankly at February 19, 2017 02:19 PM (dL46q) 270
what Sarah Palin wanted), he would have been President?
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 19, 2017 01:17 PM (bQxkN) Wonder if he would have been able to face the fact that everyone would have been voting for Sarah. Posted by: Emmie at February 19, 2017 02:27 PM (xVuS6) 271
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Posted by: Robert farrow at February 19, 2017 02:40 PM (4DERI) 272
Actually it is a growing trend for Methodists to pack c-4 in the diapers of babies and lob them into the camps of their enemies. (See the Bible. Frank 4:12)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 19, 2017 03:14 PM (+RTFM) 273
Weapons grade stupidity.
Posted by: torabora at February 19, 2017 04:21 PM (oK58D) 274
There is obviously a maximum IQ for "J School." There is obviously no minimum IQ.
Posted by: WarEagle82 at February 19, 2017 08:31 PM (xUc0d) 275
Reminds me of a pep talk Senator Blutarsky gave back in his college days where the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.
Posted by: David Dwyer at February 20, 2017 06:44 AM (JSnh8) 276
and this is what passes for intelligence in the liberal world. we really need tests before anyone is allowed to vote.
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