Today's #FakeNews Freakout: OMG, Trump is Calling Out the National Guard to Round-Up Illegals!!!

Or not. Maybe just a provisional early draft memo -- not even from the White House -- included a provision that states could call upon the National Guards for specific duty on the border, you know, like Obama himself did a few years ago when the Unattended Child Illegal Immigrant thing was getting some (minor) attention from the media and he needed to pretend to be doing something about it.

Fucking embarrassing.

They have a new strategy, by the way. Sometimes, as with the NYT Flynn transcripts story, they write a scarifying headline, but then, in the body of the piece, they admit there's no there there.

But they rely on the headline to convey the opposite impression -- and they rely on the Blue Checkmark Mafia to retweet the shit out of headline only, with the implication our explicit claim that the article says what it simply does not say.

The other thing they do, obviously, as the AP did here, is straight-up lie. But that's not a new tactic for this crew.

Always read the article or the original documents. Getting freaked out? Is their viral hysteria infecting you?

Put aside the false claims and primal yelps they're making on social media and go to the original article -- or, when they deign to supply it, the original document they're blatantly misrepresenting.

You can insulate yourself from hysteria in that way -- don't buy into their second-hand telephone-game-of-hysterics method of reporting. Go the source, and walk way with an eased temper.


I said a briefer version of this on Twitter to these people:

Dear Media,

We all watched you in tears on election night, on our TVs.

We saw your crying. There's no denying it.

And there's no coming back from that.

Anyone who cries like a baby while on television over the election results cannot claim to be able to put aside his deep emotional reaction and behave professionally and detachedly in the months to follow.

So:

We know what you are. We've always known what you were, but seeing the hysterical tears flow was proof to the rest of the world who suspected but did not know.

And we'll never believe a word you say again.

Go fuck yourselves dead,

The People Who Used to Watch You On TV

Bonus: There are no words left.


Posted by: Ace at 04:17 PM




Comments

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1 Self Deport before you get sent to the Trumpencamps!

Posted by: steevy at February 17, 2017 04:11 PM (r/0kC)

2 Reporting for duty Sir!!!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 17, 2017 04:12 PM (cJDvr)

3 Waaah!

Posted by: Mathers at February 17, 2017 04:12 PM (3myMJ)

4 Miss me yet?

Posted by: Preezy 44 at February 17, 2017 04:12 PM (bc2Lc)

5 And after they round up all the illegals, they're coming for the press!

Posted by: kathysaysso at February 17, 2017 04:13 PM (43OZ6)

6 So what if he did use the National Guards to remove illegal invaders and welfare mooches?

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at February 17, 2017 04:13 PM (kXoT0)

7 'Go fuck yourselves dead.' i love that Ace. Thank you.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 17, 2017 04:13 PM (cJDvr)

8 "We saw your."

Should we use our imaginations to complete this sentence?

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at February 17, 2017 04:14 PM (NfNIM)

9 because it has never been about the will of the people to the media and who they obey, it's been about the medias ability to make Us obey with tricks and fake reality.

Posted by: willow at February 17, 2017 04:14 PM (R7cwD)

10 Thinking, thinking, thinking,
Na, I guess it wouldn't work, well maybe.

Posted by: Skip at February 17, 2017 04:14 PM (HDU3V)

11 Trust us. Really.

Posted by: your betters in the media at February 17, 2017 04:14 PM (jkkMG)

12 if some libs were to be believed, we'd soon all be required to buy and read "Mein Trumpf"

Posted by: mallfly on the lamb at February 17, 2017 04:14 PM (b7fwp)

13 That was beautiful.

*wipes tear*

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 17, 2017 04:14 PM (4e+hS)

14 remember,
degree in journalism = SMART.

Posted by: mallfly on the lamb at February 17, 2017 04:15 PM (b7fwp)

15 Honestly you get some junior staffer at the White House to pass on stories like this and you get a two for one:

1.Media that continues to get labeled as fake news due to the absurdity of it...

2. Further self deporting and don't even have to spend a penny to get the idea out there.

I could totally see Bannon, Priebus, Trump and a few others sitting around late at night saying "what absurd idea can we leak that not only will discredit the media but in the long run actually help our goals...?"


#winning

Posted by: H Badger at February 17, 2017 04:15 PM (n/0Nw)

16 Fun Fact:

Trump's little robot buddy cries tears made of liquid diamonds.

Meep Meep!

Posted by: Max Power at February 17, 2017 04:15 PM (q177U)

17 Here's the thing: I want investigative journalism. People are the worst and people with power and money are the worster and it would be keen if we could have some group who said what with the what now, why did that group run by the sister in law of the mayor's cousin get a million dollar grant to investigate Issues With Installing Shelving In The Ewok Community (please don't ban me).

But this whole caterwauling that democracy is dead because the official apparatus of the government won't call on you at a press conference? That's not journalism, that's transcription you twats.

Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at February 17, 2017 04:15 PM (mf5HN)

18 Martha Radditz cried, but she's a she.

Who were the he's that cried?

I've watched all the coverages. Can't recall any crying other than Radditz.

Now, wailing and gnashing of teeth, there was plenty of that.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at February 17, 2017 04:16 PM (ul9CR)

19 This was great news this morning, even as a draft memo. Now I hate the leaks, but I love the idea of applying pressure to deport and cause self deportations of the 40 million invaders, who are all criminals by the way.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 17, 2017 04:16 PM (kBiSH)

20 The rumor on twitter I most want to be true:

It was a classic mole-hunt exercise by the Trump administration.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 17, 2017 04:16 PM (4YGWz)

21 I thought Ace finally turned his back on that dirty whore Twitter??

Posted by: Bob in Houston-Vast Right Wing Basket of deplorable! at February 17, 2017 04:17 PM (XRxxn)

22
If only the National Guard were called out to recapture California.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2017 04:17 PM (mbhDw)

23 8 "We saw your."

Should we use our imaginations to complete this sentence?
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at February 17, 2017 04:14 PM (NfNIM)

Pick up the nearest book, flip to a random page, pick a random word.

We saw your - "Tennis balls"

Posted by: josephistan at February 17, 2017 04:17 PM (7HtZB)

24 ""We know what you are. We've always known what you were, but seeing the hysterical tears flow was proof to the rest of the world who suspected but did not know.

And we'll never believe a word you say again.

Go fuck yourselves dead,

The People Who Used to Watch You On TV""



mega tonnage of awesome!

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 17, 2017 04:18 PM (aMlLZ)

25 the fuckings will continue until morale improves

Posted by: Rick in SK at February 17, 2017 04:18 PM (FZYNt)

26 Poetry Ace. Pure poetry.

Especially liked your closing:



And we'll never believe a word you say again.

Go fuck yourselves dead,

The People Who Used to Watch You On TV

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 17, 2017 04:18 PM (jxbfJ)

27 re 17: Democracy is dead because the wrong guy won last year. I still see a few people on facebook posting that Hillary is the real president.

Posted by: mallfly on the lamb at February 17, 2017 04:18 PM (b7fwp)

28
The assholes who put out this lie - not even within light years of being a rumor - don't realize that they will actually cause illegals to flee.

Nice work, guys!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2017 04:18 PM (mbhDw)

29
Who were the he's that cried?



I've watched all the coverages. Can't recall any crying other than Radditz.



Now, wailing and gnashing of teeth, there was plenty of that.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?


IIRC some of the Young Turks were weeping?

Posted by: Infidel at February 17, 2017 04:18 PM (ByNzS)

30 I like how the local press covered it: "here's what stupid people said" naming Kamala Harris specifically. The idiot.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 17, 2017 04:18 PM (39g3+)

31 I have a good source inside the White House that says Trump is going to arm ICE agents with Assault Style Weapons with enhanced magazines that are capable of Semi-Automatic mode fire.

He's also making rape legal again. But just on Mexicans and Jews.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 17, 2017 04:18 PM (CPk08)

32 8 "We saw your."



Should we use our imaginations to complete this sentence?

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at February 17, 2017 04:14 PM (NfNIM)



Second look at an extra "r"? lol

Posted by: Dirty Randy at February 17, 2017 04:19 PM (jjaLl)

33 OT: Bigfoot and Wildboy - Check out the not creepy at all 'playful banter' in the first minute of this episode.

This show. Is indisputably marvelous.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipG2sDIzxF8

Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 17, 2017 04:19 PM (xeeHA)

34 There are no consequences for this stuff. The only "journalists" who are disciplined for making shit up are the ones who make journalists look silly and undignified, like Dan Rather or Brian Williams. Inventing an outrage from whole cloth is more like a badge of honor to the guild.

Posted by: spongeworthy at February 17, 2017 04:19 PM (mrfTe)

35 He's calling out the B-29s

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2017 04:19 PM (IqV8l)

36 OF COURSE IT'S A LIE!!! HE'LL BE USING THE NATIONAL GUARD TO ROUND US UP AND THROW US IN THE CAMPS!!!

Posted by: The Hysterical Sally Kohn at February 17, 2017 04:19 PM (qJhUV)

37 I could totally see Bannon, Priebus, Trump and a few others sitting around late at night saying "what absurd idea can we leak that not only will discredit the media but in the long run actually help our goals...?"

#winning

Posted by: H Badger at February 17, 2017 04:15 PM (n/0N


THIS. Trump is like a cat with a mouse...fuck with it till its dead. Then wonder why it wont play anymore. Lol. Hey, where did I hear something similar.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 17, 2017 04:19 PM (cJDvr)

38 My favorite is still the Young Turks chick telling Trump voters " you're fucking stupid!"

Posted by: Mathers at February 17, 2017 04:19 PM (3myMJ)

39 27 re 17: Democracy is dead because the wrong guy won last year. I still see a few people on facebook posting that Hillary is the real president.
Posted by: mallfly on the lamb at February 17, 2017 04:18 PM (b7fwp)


Let's see her call out the National Guard and round us up.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2017 04:19 PM (mbhDw)

40 23 8 "We saw your."

Should we use our imaginations to complete this sentence?
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at February 17, 2017 04:14 PM (NfNIM)

Pick up the nearest book, flip to a random page, pick a random word.

We saw your - "Tennis balls"
Posted by: josephistan at February 17, 2017 04:17 PM (7HtZB)

"Dissociative drugs"

Posted by: Batterup at February 17, 2017 04:20 PM (mtGE/)

41 We saw your.


Blind, stupid subservience? Adoration? Utter dishonesty?

Come on, we're journalists. We ask the questions.

Posted by: your betters in the media at February 17, 2017 04:20 PM (jkkMG)

42 23 8 "We saw your."

Should we use our imaginations to complete this sentence?
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at February 17, 2017 04:14 PM (NfNIM)

Pick up the nearest book, flip to a random page, pick a random word.

We saw your - "Tennis balls'


I got "rat brain".

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 17, 2017 04:20 PM (CPk08)

43 It was a classic mole-hunt exercise by the Trump administration.

I would love for that to be happening, it really wouldn't be hard at all. Just mention something too juicy for the left to leave alone, and trace the leak when it gets to the media. Something like "Trump considering Executive Order to change FEMA camps to hold Muslim Terror suspects"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 17, 2017 04:20 PM (39g3+)

44 another "unauthorized" leak. Jeh Johnson left some fine folks behind

Posted by: runner at February 17, 2017 04:20 PM (c6/9Q)

45 Put them in the FEMA camps the (D)s kept laughing about for the last few years.

Posted by: Press One for Moron at February 17, 2017 04:20 PM (/f1mm)

46 35 He's calling out the B-29s
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2017 04:19 PM (IqV8l)


Reminds me that Korematsu was never overturned. And since the Left prays at the temple of Stare Decisis . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2017 04:20 PM (mbhDw)

47 36 OF COURSE IT'S A LIE!!! HE'LL BE USING THE NATIONAL GUARD TO ROUND US UP AND THROW US IN THE CAMPS!!!

Posted by: The Hysterical Sally Kohn at February 17, 2017 04:19 PM (qJhUV)


Again and with more enthusiasm.

REPORTING FOR DUTY SIR!!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 17, 2017 04:21 PM (cJDvr)

48 8 "We saw your."]/i]

Degree from Concordia?

Posted by: IP at February 17, 2017 04:21 PM (2vWLN)

49 dammit

Posted by: IP at February 17, 2017 04:21 PM (2vWLN)

50
CBS:

Please remind everyone about how Bill Clinton retained Bush 41's entire DoJ staff.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2017 04:21 PM (mbhDw)

51 17
Here's the thing: I want investigative journalism. People are the
worst and people with power and money are the worster and it would be
keen if we could have some group who said what with the what now, why
did that group run by the sister in law of the mayor's cousin get a
million dollar grant to investigate Issues With Installing Shelving In
The Ewok Community (please don't ban me).



But this whole caterwauling that democracy is dead because the
official apparatus of the government won't call on you at a press
conference? That's not journalism, that's transcription you twats.



Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at February 17, 2017 04:15 PM (mf5HN)


ATC -I don't think investigative journalism exists any more - save for perhaps James O'Keefe. Don't think they teach any of that in J school anymore. The Fourth Estate has been foreclosed upon.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 17, 2017 04:21 PM (jxbfJ)

52 Nothing shows the media meltdown on election night better than the video of The Young Turks. "This election is over. Trump has no path to 270..." bwahahahaha!

Posted by: Alf767 at February 17, 2017 04:22 PM (qGI+A)

53 Degree from Concordia?
Posted by: IP at February 17, 2017 04:21 PM (2vWLN)


Oooh. That was plain mean.

LOL

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 17, 2017 04:22 PM (CPk08)

54 I have a good source inside the White House that says Trump is going to arm ICE agents with Assault Style Weapons with enhanced magazines that are capable of Semi-Automatic mode fire.


Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 17, 2017 04:18 PM (CPk0

If he had balls he would issue the Sturmgewehr 44 and really make lib heads explode.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 17, 2017 04:22 PM (aMlLZ)

55 CBS reporter @margbrennan complains that Trump State Dept isn't keeping Obama political appointees





OH NOES!! I mean Barry kept of all Bush's people, right? And why is a "reporter" concerned about Barry political appointees?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 17, 2017 04:22 PM (493sH)

56 It was a classic mole-hunt exercise by the Trump administration.

I would love for that to be happening, it really wouldn't be hard at all. Just mention something too juicy for the left to leave alone, and trace the leak when it gets to the media. Something like "Trump considering Executive Order to change FEMA camps to hold Muslim Terror suspects"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 17, 2017 04:20 PM




canary trap

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2017 04:22 PM (cPsPa)

57 38
My favorite is still the Young Turks chick telling Trump voters " you're fucking stupid!"

Posted by: Mathers at February 17, 2017 04:19 PM (3myMJ)
Ah yes, we voted against our own best interest but we were just too fucking stupid to know it - said the nimwit with room temperature IQ

Posted by: IC at February 17, 2017 04:22 PM (a0IVu)

58
National Guard?

What about my jackboots?
Still not in the mail!!!!

Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 17, 2017 04:23 PM (Om16U)

59 Just found out Scott Pruett is EPA head honcho.
He he he he he.

Posted by: Skip at February 17, 2017 04:23 PM (HDU3V)

60
If he had balls he would issue the Sturmgewehr 44 and really make lib heads explode.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 17, 2017 04:22 PM (aMlLZ)








Nah. They'd just call it a Glock.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 17, 2017 04:23 PM (XWkhW)

61 >>>Trump is Calling Out the National Guard to Round-Up Illegals

Sigh. I'll admit, for a minute I thought it was true. Because I wanted it to be true. Some day we might get to the other end of that rainbow.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 17, 2017 04:23 PM (R+30W)

62 'Go fuck yourselves dead.' i love that Ace. Thank you.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 17, 2017 04:13 PM (cJDvr)

Old: FOAD

New and shiny: GFYD

Posted by: JuJuBee at February 17, 2017 04:23 PM (dargh)

63 It is the seriousness of the allegations which requires it be reported, not the truthfulness.

Posted by: E Depluribus Juan at February 17, 2017 04:23 PM (ZFUt7)

64 Cavuto interviewing a general striker. She's a maroon.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2017 04:23 PM (IqV8l)

65 59 Just found out Scott Pruett is EPA head honcho.
He he he he he.
Posted by: Skip at February 17, 2017 04:23 PM (HDU3V)


I pray that he is the LAST person ever to head the agency. IYKWIM

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2017 04:23 PM (mbhDw)

66 Just have the states call up the national guard and use them with ICE on a few large and public raids. The self deport numbers would be huge.

Why are we, law abiding citizens, enabling and cowering to 10's of millions to criminals and invaders. I don't understand this. Citizens need jobs. I know many men that would love the construction jobs these invaders take.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 17, 2017 04:23 PM (kBiSH)

67 "We saw your."

Thai tuna pita

Posted by: josephistan at February 17, 2017 04:24 PM (7HtZB)

68 "Your crying?


I was sure it was just an extra "r"......

Posted by: Dirty Randy at February 17, 2017 04:24 PM (jjaLl)

69 I like this Ace fellow.
He fights.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 17, 2017 04:24 PM (sh70B)

70 It almost makes me mad that I stopped watching all these people years ago.

Because now there's nothing left for me to do about them.

Posted by: Mathers at February 17, 2017 04:24 PM (3myMJ)

71 CBS reporter @margbrennan complains that Trump State Dept isn't keeping Obama political appointees

She was in pigtails and braces when Bill Clinton's term ended, she doesn't know what happened 10 years ago.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 17, 2017 04:24 PM (39g3+)

72
So there's GFYD added to "talking thumb." What was the other gem from yesterday?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2017 04:24 PM (mbhDw)

73 Scott Pruitt is IN?

Start packing, EPAers!

Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 17, 2017 04:24 PM (Om16U)

74 We literally cannot believe anything they say.

We are living inside of a gigantic gaslighted hallucination.

Posted by: Kreplach at February 17, 2017 04:24 PM (Gh/jd)

75 If only the National Guard were called out to recapture California.

I read that as "rapture California".

Not sure what that means, but dibs on Mila Kunis anyways.

Posted by: that guy who always calls dibs at February 17, 2017 04:25 PM (+INtM)

76 Coming up next: A Day Without Obama Appointees

Posted by: tu3031 at February 17, 2017 04:25 PM (qJhUV)

77 I hear Pruitt is going to get Trump to issue an executive order requiring coal companies to dump waste products in rivers.

Posted by: mallfly on the lamb at February 17, 2017 04:25 PM (b7fwp)

78 Degree from Concordia?
Posted by: IP at February 17, 2017 04:21 PM (2vWLN)

You mean like the grapes?

Posted by: Hillary at February 17, 2017 04:25 PM (dargh)

79 66 Just have the states call up the national guard and use them with ICE on a few large and public raids. The self deport numbers would be huge.

Why are we, law abiding citizens, enabling and cowering to 10's of millions to criminals and invaders. I don't understand this. Citizens need jobs. I know many men that would love the construction jobs these invaders take.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 17, 2017 04:23 PM (kBiSH)


One or two arrests, indictments and convictions for long prison sentences and big fines for employers of aliens would do wonders as well, n'est ce pas?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2017 04:25 PM (mbhDw)

80 Scott Pruitt is IN?

Start packing, EPAers!
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 17, 2017 04:24 PM (Om16U)
---------

Even more amazingly, TWO democrats voted for him.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 17, 2017 04:25 PM (xeeHA)

81 76 Coming up next: A Day Without Obama Appointees
Posted by: tu3031 at February 17, 2017 04:25 PM (qJhUV)

Excellent!

Posted by: Batterup at February 17, 2017 04:25 PM (mtGE/)

82 54 I have a good source inside the White House that says Trump is going to arm ICE agents with Assault Style Weapons with enhanced magazines that are capable of Semi-Automatic mode fire.


Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 17, 2017 04:18 PM (CPk0

If he had balls he would issue the Sturmgewehr 44 and really make lib heads explode.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 17, 2017 04:22 PM (aMlLZ)


Can I get a Waterboarding!? Amen!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 17, 2017 04:25 PM (cJDvr)

83 Start packing, EPAers!

But we were just getting used to the hallways to poop in!

Posted by: EPA workers at February 17, 2017 04:26 PM (39g3+)

84 I heard it was going to be the SS doing this action. I saw something about the SS administration checking social security numbers so naturally, being Jewish actress in NYC, I was alarmed. I thought the SS was abolished after WWII?

Posted by: Sarah Silverman at February 17, 2017 04:26 PM (1BQGO)

85 54. Heh.....

Better idea - better trolling - ppsh.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 17, 2017 04:26 PM (NXqS+)

86 75 If only the National Guard were called out to recapture California.

I read that as "rapture California".

Not sure what that means, but dibs on Mila Kunis anyways.
Posted by: that guy who always calls dibs at February 17, 2017 04:25 PM (+INtM)


Well, since you said rapture, golden age Mimi Rogers.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2017 04:26 PM (mbhDw)

87 someone may have said pruitt is declaring chicago and detroit superfund sites.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2017 04:26 PM (cPsPa)

88 77 I hear Pruitt is going to get Trump to issue an executive order requiring coal companies to dump waste products in rivers.

Posted by: mallfly on the lamb at February 17, 2017 04:25 PM (b7fwp)


Lol. Those two headed fish will be easier to catch.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 17, 2017 04:27 PM (cJDvr)

89 I hear Pruitt is going to get Trump to issue an executive order requiring coal companies to dump waste products in rivers.

If you listen to the left, they think Congress already ordered it to happen. There is literally no depth to which their ignorance and insanity will not stoop.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 17, 2017 04:27 PM (39g3+)

90 Even more amazingly, TWO democrats voted for him.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 17, 2017 04:25 PM (xeeHA)

Energy states perhaps?

Posted by: Mathers at February 17, 2017 04:27 PM (3myMJ)

91
This show. Is indisputably marvelous.

Love it.

btw, the creators of Bigfoot & Wildboy are the same geniuses, Ruby and Spears, who gave us Thundarr The Barbarian.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 17, 2017 04:27 PM (s7qwY)

92 I heard it was going to be the SS doing this action. I saw something about the SS administration checking social security numbers so naturally, being Jewish actress in NYC, I was alarmed. I thought the SS was abolished after WWII?


Posted by: Sarah Silverman at February 17, 2017 04:26 PM (1BQGO)


Nope still around. Now they're called ISIS you dumb bint.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 17, 2017 04:27 PM (aMlLZ)

93 Pruitt should do an audit of the emails at epa where he checks how many employees and emails there are and matches names to addresses.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2017 04:28 PM (cPsPa)

94 If I hired a news anchor, and during an election, the candidate he supported lost. And he started crying. I would fire his ass on the spot. A big hook would come out of the side and drag him off camera.

Not only is he an insane partisan, but he has just shown zero ability to pretend to be otherwise, even when he is getting paid handsomely to do it.

And seriously, pretending to be non-partisan is actually part of the job. It is a requirement. Pretend. When the camera is pointed at you, pretend. That's it. Can't do that? Then hit the showers.

Posted by: George Orwell's Ghost at February 17, 2017 04:28 PM (UgF8H)

95 The Winds of Winning

Posted by: Max Power at February 17, 2017 04:28 PM (q177U)

96 LI - it was 52 yes 46 no, 2 D's yes, 1 R no

Posted by: Skip at February 17, 2017 04:28 PM (HDU3V)

97 I hear Pruitt is going to get Trump to issue an executive order requiring coal companies to dump waste products in rivers.


Navy, railroads, power plants to convert to coal. Film at eleven...

Posted by: tu3031 at February 17, 2017 04:29 PM (qJhUV)

98 Energy states perhaps?
Posted by: Mathers at February 17, 2017 04:27 PM (3myMJ)
----------

Bingo. WV and ND.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 17, 2017 04:29 PM (xeeHA)

99 Elections have consequences. And so does brainwashing and lying to citizens while you rape them. People are awake and know they have been getting fucked. People are not happy about it to say the least.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 17, 2017 04:29 PM (kBiSH)

100 I pray that he is the LAST person ever to head the agency. IYKWIM

A technological breakthrough in human life extension?

Posted by: Max Power at February 17, 2017 04:29 PM (q177U)

101 96 LI - it was 52 yes 46 no, 2 D's yes, 1 R no
Posted by: Skip at February 17, 2017 04:28 PM (HDU3V)


Susan "I'll have another Tom" Collins, right? Cvnt.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2017 04:29 PM (mbhDw)

102 Always read the article or the original documents. Getting freaked out?


I just don't read the fake news. Composure restored.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 17, 2017 04:29 PM (QQ+il)

103 ... and it would be keen if we could have ...


Oh nice. I haven't seen "keen" used that way since the 60s, except when I occasionally remember that I want to use it.

This blog comments thingie is keen.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at February 17, 2017 04:29 PM (mgbwf)

104 Hahahaha....I love it.

Fire as many as it takes for the rest of the moochers to live and work in fear over the next 8 years.

As that Nip colonel said in "Bridge over the River Kwai":

"Let us be happy in our work!"

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 17, 2017 04:29 PM (5VlCp)

105 Then hit the showers.

Posted by: George Orwell's Ghost at February 17, 2017 04:28 PM (UgF8H)



Hurry up, I already have the water running! Horseplay!

Posted by: Jerry Sandusky at February 17, 2017 04:29 PM (jjaLl)

106 Better idea - better trolling - ppsh.



Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 17, 2017 04:26 PM (NXqS+)


Niice, I had a chance to fire one of those a few times. Fucking fun man.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 17, 2017 04:29 PM (aMlLZ)

107 I heard it was going to be the SS doing this action. I saw something about the SS administration checking social security numbers so naturally, being Jewish actress in NYC, I was alarmed. I thought the SS was abolished after WWII?

Posted by: Sarah Silverman at February 17, 2017 04:26 PM (1BQGO)




That's what they wanted you to think. But they're still around. Who do you think is painting swastikas on the sidewalks?!?!?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 17, 2017 04:30 PM (493sH)

108 Hopefully State was just a start.
Across Government every Senior Executive Staff (SES's) level I-IV should prepare and sign a letter of resignation.
Leave the Date blank. The new boss will fill that in for you.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 17, 2017 04:30 PM (0tfLf)

109 Always read the article or the original documents. Getting freaked out? Is their viral hysteria infecting you?

I learned that tactic on this here bleg. When some commie or moby would show up with a dire factoid linked to a publication, I actually read the entire article.

Most of the time, the body of the article contradicted the tweetable headline.

Lying liars lie, dissemble, and distort.

Posted by: kallisto at February 17, 2017 04:30 PM (nNdYv)

110 re 90: Manchin voted for Pruitt, but he's from W VA, coal state, kind of a regular on Fox news since he's one of the few Dems who doesn't sound insane. If the Dems really wanted to take the White House back, they'd run him in 2020.
Heidenkamp, or whatever her name is from, N Dakota was the other, I think. Probably worried about the next election.

Posted by: mallfly on the lamb at February 17, 2017 04:30 PM (b7fwp)

111 100 I pray that he is the LAST person ever to head the agency. IYKWIM

A technological breakthrough in human life extension?
Posted by: Max Power at February 17, 2017 04:29 PM (q177U)


Er, not exactly . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2017 04:30 PM (mbhDw)

112 whoever gave the AP the story about the national guard is probably drinking at their desk.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2017 04:30 PM (cPsPa)

113 Obertrumppenfuhrer Sessions is on it.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 17, 2017 04:30 PM (QQ+il)

114
Bingo. WV and ND.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 17, 2017 04:29 PM (xeeHA

Aha.

Posted by: Mathers at February 17, 2017 04:31 PM (3myMJ)

115 103 ... and it would be keen if we could have ...


Oh nice. I haven't seen "keen" used that way since the 60s, except when I occasionally remember that I want to use it.

This blog comments thingie is keen.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at February 17, 2017 04:29 PM (mgbwf)


...and groovy man.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 17, 2017 04:31 PM (cJDvr)

116 So there's GFYD added to "talking thumb." What was the other gem from yesterday?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2017 04:24 PM (mbhDw)

=====

PDFA

President Doesn't Fuck Around

Posted by: Flyboy at February 17, 2017 04:31 PM (bUjWk)

117
Susan Collins voted for, I'm assuming, every single obama appointee including that unqualified idiot Lisa Jackson.

But a good-standing Republican colleague is a bridge too far.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 17, 2017 04:31 PM (s7qwY)

118 106
Niice, I had a chance to fire one of those a few times. Fucking fun man.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 17, 2017 04:29 PM (aMlLZ)


I would live to fire a Russky burp gun. Any pew-pew-pew with frightening black things that go up, really.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2017 04:31 PM (mbhDw)

119 Have you heard the whispers that lefties are all of the sudden starting to see conspiracy theories everywhere (to cover their huge failings) ? Here is a great example in that vein and how they are spinning the fake 'national guard is coming to take us away' story... ( and as a HUGE bonus, that is no accident, it has a OMGRUSSIANS element that fits the narrative )


Trump Uses Putin Style Baiting the Press with Fake Stories To Discredit the Media

Provokatsiya. This is the Russian word for baiting with fake stories in order to discredit the outlet that ran the story. Or, as we call it here in the U.S., Rovian tactics. Is this what's happening right now with the AP's story about the Trump White House considering using the National Guard to round up undocumented immigrants?

. . .

This seems to be yet another attempt to make Americans doubt everything until they hear it from Donald Trump or one of his alternative fact machines.


https://goo.gl/bgsFZ2

Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at February 17, 2017 04:32 PM (t7gaA)

120 Navy, railroads, power plants to convert to coal. Film at eleven...

Posted by: tu3031 at February 17, 2017 04:29 PM




well, coal is great, however, not sure I want it for the Navy and railroads.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2017 04:32 PM (cPsPa)

121 How many people here were actually disappointed that it wasn't true?

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 17, 2017 04:33 PM (OzJeO)

122 Honestly may they light themselves on fire. They are evil pathetic despots.

Since when did democracy mean only if you win.

Wipe them out. Like a plague.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 17, 2017 04:33 PM (C+u+R)

123 A technological breakthrough in human life extension?

Posted by: Max Power at February 17, 2017 04:29 PM (q177U)





Er, not exactly . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2017 04:30 PM (mbhDw)


Destroying the planet and causing the extinction of Mankind, thus eliminating the need for the EPA?

Posted by: Jerry Sandusky at February 17, 2017 04:33 PM (jjaLl)

124 the creators of Bigfoot & Wildboy are the same geniuses, Ruby and Spears, who gave us Thundarr The Barbarian.

Its amazing how much the Pacific Northwest looks like southern California. So did Georgia, in The Dukes of Hazzard.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 17, 2017 04:33 PM (39g3+)

125 121 How many people here were actually disappointed that it wasn't true?

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 17, 2017 04:33 PM (OzJeO)


Hell, i hope they have given him an idea.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 17, 2017 04:33 PM (cJDvr)

126 Can I get a Waterboarding!? Amen!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob



Ssshh!!! Don't let the cat out of that bag.
Rumor has it men were seen taking huge tubs of water into the DOJ.
Should have the leak problem fixed any time now.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 17, 2017 04:33 PM (0tfLf)

127
Tom Price isn't just some jerkoff off the street Trump picked (like Betsy Devos).

Tom Price is a fellow Republican Congressman [in the House] to Senator Susan Collins. But her "principles" wouldn't allow her to vote for him. What a piece of shit Susan Collins is.

STOP VOTING for these Republicans. Might as well just have Democrats take these seats.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 17, 2017 04:34 PM (s7qwY)

128 stupid pervert sock!!!!

Posted by: Dirty Randy at February 17, 2017 04:34 PM (jjaLl)

129 "This seems to be yet another attempt to make Americans doubt everything until they hear it from Donald Trump or one of his alternative fact machines."

This winning thingie just gets better and better.

Posted by: Mathers at February 17, 2017 04:35 PM (3myMJ)

130 So here's a beautiful story. Guy comes homes and notices that someone's been in his home. Doors are opened, scratches on his gun safe, etc. So, he calls local PD and an officer comes out to investigate. While she is looking at the scratches on the gun safe, the guy's pet squirrel runs between her legs. For some reason, defying all her training, the officer does not pull out her weapon and shoot the squirrel in order to protect herself. Instead, she asks the guy about his pet.

Later, when the officer has a suspect in custody, she notices scratches on the suspects hands. She asked him if they were from the squirrel, and he admits that they were.

Squirrel defends his owner's property! A hero squirrel.

What a heartwarming story we can all appreciate.

http://www.kivitv.com/news/meridian-
mans-pet-squirrel-goes-nuts-on-burglar

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 17, 2017 04:35 PM (R+30W)

131 This seems to be yet another attempt to make Americans doubt
everything until they hear it from Donald Trump or one of his
alternative fact machines.


---------------

lol "pst, i got this doc here for you, classified, wannatake a look ?

Posted by: runner at February 17, 2017 04:35 PM (c6/9Q)

132
Its amazing how much the Pacific Northwest looks like southern California. So did Georgia, in The Dukes of Hazzard.

I think in the first season of Dukes of Hazzard quite a bit of the scenes were actually filmed in Georgia. Then later it was filmed in California.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 17, 2017 04:35 PM (s7qwY)

133 Niice, I had a chance to fire one of those a few times. Fucking fun man.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 17, 2017 04:29 PM (aMlLZ)


I would live to fire a Russky burp gun. Any pew-pew-pew with frightening black things that go up, really.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2017 04:31 PM (mbhDw)


The burp gun was actually pretty controllable. the weird thing was the top eject, so empty shells would rain from the sky. I think I fired just about every WWII submachine gun that mattered. the most controllable one surprisingly was the british sten MII, that sucker just didn't move, and the german mp40 was very close. The worst was the M2 carbine, it was totally uncontrollable, a real POS.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 17, 2017 04:35 PM (aMlLZ)

134 This just in: Keith Olbermann thinks people are listening to him.

Posted by: mallfly on the lamb at February 17, 2017 04:35 PM (b7fwp)

135 This seems to be yet another attempt to make Americans doubt everything until they hear it from Donald Trump or one of his alternative fact machines.

They're doing it to themselves. If they'd just wait a moment, check, verify, and get their story straight before running, they wouldn't have this issue. But they race to the presses with anything that matches their narrative and end up looking idiotic again.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 17, 2017 04:36 PM (39g3+)

136 If I were Pruitt, I would start with a simple statement: "There are certain controversial issues where the law is unclear, and the authority of the EPA to regulate is not clear. On those issues, going forward, we will not issue rulings or regulations until and unless the will of congress is further clarified."

That, in a single swipe, would get rid of MOST of the bullshit overreach the EPA has been engaged in, and especially the bullshit Obama implemented. Pruitt is a former AG. He can make it stick. And how can he be attacked? All he will be saying is the EPA does not have the authority, granted by congress, to regulate this or that. Anyone argues, ask them to SHOW you the legal justification. As a former AG he will be able to smack them back pretty hard.

Posted by: George Orwell's Ghost at February 17, 2017 04:36 PM (UgF8H)

137 Hysterical video at Insty with screaming tree huggers.

Didn't anyone tell them trees are a renewable resource?

There's also a guy with a drum, but he's just trying to get laid. Keeps eyeballing all the talent, such as it is.

Posted by: Mathers at February 17, 2017 04:36 PM (3myMJ)

138 BREAKING:

THE NATIONAL GUARD IS ROUNDING UP AND TORTURING PRE-DOCUMENTED AMERICANS AND KEEPING THEM IN FEMA CAMPS!!!!1!11!1

Posted by: Credible Fake News at February 17, 2017 04:37 PM (J5mC3)

139 106 Better idea - better trolling - ppsh.



Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 17, 2017 04:26 PM (NXqS+)


Niice, I had a chance to fire one of those a few times. Fucking fun man.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 17, 2017 04:29 PM (aMlLZ)
***
noice! I've got one of those pps43 things - not the same. knew a couple GPW vets who carried them. One said to me, 'When I picked it up and slung it, I felt very, very safe.' They all agreed that the things were just perfect, even if a bit fast-firing. Anatoli told me you had to remember to release the trigger as soon as you'd pressed it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 17, 2017 04:37 PM (/33sy)

140
"Let us be happy in our work!"
Posted by: Hairyback Guy


https://youtu.be/JAY2QFZi_IU

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2017 04:37 PM (IqV8l)

141 Funniest part is, they claim the world is a mess, and yet, they want to keep all the Obama flunkies that ALLOWED IT to be that way.

Duh.

Posted by: deadrody at February 17, 2017 04:37 PM (fRgyI)

142 I want to know who in Obama's administration OKed the recording of so many of Trump's people (and probably Trump too). this is the fodder they are leaking from. why do they have it in the first place. NSA totally politically driven. head of the drivers of this need to go to Leavenworth.
Obama's last minute allowance of many agency sharing of TS collected intelligence is the mechanism for these leaks

Posted by: talgus da Deplorable at February 17, 2017 04:38 PM (fJQAI)

143 120
well, coal is great, however, not sure I want it for the Navy and railroads.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2017 04:32 PM (cPsPa)


The Norfolk and Western, which I believe was the last class 1 railroad to fully dieselize, had a coal powered steam turbine engine called the Jawn Henry. Massive, but it was only a prototype. In the early 80's there was another coal powered engine called the ACE 3000 (heh) but it never was built.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2017 04:38 PM (mbhDw)

144 The People Who Used to Watch You On TV

---

The People Who Used to Watch You On TV, Read Your Newspapers, Listen to Your Radio Shows and Visit Your Blogs.

/edited for accuracy.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at February 17, 2017 04:38 PM (J5mC3)

145 No need to use the National Guard. Just advertise free day care and
medical checkups in Spanish only and set up centers with INS agents in
areas like mine that have been inundated. About 99% that walk through
that door will be illegal., the few that aren't can be easily checked
and released. Drive them to the border and let them go before the
usual apologists, lawyers and NGO's even know.

Sounds cruel and can't believe I think like this but I am sick if this shit.

Posted by: Ripley at February 17, 2017 04:38 PM (1BQGO)

146 F'king CBS.

Nothing but conjecture and opinion in that story.

The bias is so bright it burns the eyes.

"politically-minded purge"

"the professional diplomats"

"no regional expertise of diplomatic experience"

"shut out of...the meeting"

"incident was disheartening"

"a building that has been demoralized by the Trump administration's antipathy"

(I didn't know buildings has emotions!)

"cavalier approach to diplomacy"

(Only been three weeks, fuckheads...)

"the departures leave the positions vacant at a time of global instability"

"no one will be in place to challenge the edicts"

(Ummm, dipshits, you serve to IMPLEMENT the 'edicts'.)


Shit stories like this get my blood boiling.
Another reason I never watch CBS.




Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 17, 2017 04:38 PM (8iiMU)

147 "OMG, Trump is Calling Out the National Guard to Round-Up Illegals!!!'

That's funny, cos' the Riot Party is Calling Out Illegals to Round-Up the National Guard!!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 17, 2017 04:38 PM (EYwhF)

148 Squirrel defends his owner's property! A hero squirrel.

What a heartwarming story we can all appreciate.

http://www.kivitv.com/news/meridian-
mans-pet-squirrel-goes-nuts-on-burglar

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous


Property owner was named Winkle but everyone called him Bull.
(except Boris and Natasha)

Posted by: Diogenes at February 17, 2017 04:39 PM (0tfLf)

149 Remember, these are the same people who knowingly and willingly were proponents of electing the most corrupt person ever in American politics to become the president of the United States. They are not to be reasoned with.
They drink a strange brew.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 17, 2017 04:39 PM (Ivjge)

150 I can say I have yet to tire of the #Winning!

Posted by: The Garbone at February 17, 2017 04:39 PM (9dH/8)

151 >>>How many people here were actually disappointed that it wasn't true?
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 17, 2017 04:33 PM (OzJeO)

Were you about to enlist, tough guy?

Posted by: Max Power at February 17, 2017 04:40 PM (q177U)

152 On those issues, going forward, we will not issue rulings or regulations until and unless the will of congress is further clarified."

That's a terrific ruling, because its not just the EPA but everything the executive department does, and it gives the GOP congress a chance to tighten things down a bit, for future presidents.

Fixing the agencies now and using executive orders only works until the next guy is in office.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 17, 2017 04:40 PM (39g3+)

153 The Norfolk and Western, which I believe was the last class 1 railroad to fully dieselize, had a coal powered steam turbine engine called the Jawn Henry. Massive, but it was only a prototype. In the early 80's there was another coal powered engine called the ACE 3000 (heh) but it never was built.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2017 04:38 PM (




very interesting.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2017 04:40 PM (cPsPa)

154 I was shown a story yesterday that said DHS was going to do a round up "with a quota of 40,000".

The problem: Republicans just don't do "quotas"

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at February 17, 2017 04:40 PM (e8kgV)

155 How many people here were actually disappointed that it wasn't true?

The National Guard would be the proper choice to deal with a national crisis of illegality. I wouldn't have a problem with it at all.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 17, 2017 04:41 PM (39g3+)

156 133 The worst was the M2 carbine, it was totally uncontrollable, a real POS.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 17, 2017 04:35 PM (aMlLZ)

I thought the M-3 was kind of cool looking but the most badass one, though not WW2 vintage (I think) is the M-76 smg. It was used by the hijackers in "Pelham 1,2,3."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2017 04:41 PM (mbhDw)

157 Squirrel defends his owner's property! A hero squirrel.


Beautiful.

*changes alexthechick meme compliance to "arboreal attack bunny*

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at February 17, 2017 04:41 PM (mgbwf)

158 Trump Agency Head Calls Out the National Guard to round up Trees and Spotted Owls!

Posted by: CNN, the most trusted name in news at February 17, 2017 04:41 PM (+INtM)

159 so why would it be bad to call out nat'l guard on rousting illegals?

Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at February 17, 2017 04:41 PM (eClek)

160 Still don't understand why we can't simply have another duty of our military to protect the Southern border.

Meanwhile we have like 30,000 US troops defending South Koreas border. But none on our own.

Posted by: Maritime at February 17, 2017 04:41 PM (jg4EV)

161 Should we use our imaginations to complete this sentence?
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at February 17, 2017 04:14 PM (NfNIM)

Pick up the nearest book, flip to a random page, pick a random word.

I got "piggy tenant".

Posted by: Susanamantha at February 17, 2017 04:42 PM (uf79c)

162 Still don't understand why we can't simply have another duty of our military to protect the Southern border.

I don't really want standing, active troops on US Soil. National Guard is fine, they are the equivalent of state militias.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 17, 2017 04:42 PM (39g3+)

163 The winning is exhausting. I can't even keep up with the content here, let alone email the WH and my rep and sens to exhort them to (continue to) burn it down.


Posted by: Tonypete at February 17, 2017 04:42 PM (tr2D7)

164 Over at Gateway Pundit, the rationale behind this story:

Now sources are saying perhaps several different versions of this memo were drafted up to smoke out the leaker.

/if true, wow. Trump is metaphorically overhead in his golden jumbo jet, while the media (and hopefully the leakers) are in wooden carts being pulled by large mixed breed dogs.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at February 17, 2017 04:42 PM (J5mC3)

165 cause I saw DACA trains full of "children" that we "rounded up" being brought here.

Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at February 17, 2017 04:42 PM (eClek)

166 You're wrong, CBS man. I'm not firing them.
I'm having them whacked.
BWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

Posted by: Tillerson: SecState at February 17, 2017 04:43 PM (qJhUV)

167 https://tinyurl.com/haqxgb7

------------------------------------

CBS anchor John Dickerson: Press ruined its reputation 'on its own'

Posted by: EVLINC! at February 17, 2017 04:43 PM (y3aQB)

168 noice! I've got one of those pps43 things - not the same.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 17, 2017 04:37 PM (/33sy)


There was a company that sold/sells a semi-auto civilian version of the PPSh or PPs43 on remanufactured demilled receivers or new ones. Like most similar projects, it was not cheap and not well received.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2017 04:43 PM (8nWyX)

169 158 Trump Agency Head Calls Out the National Guard to round up Trees and Spotted Owls!

Posted by: CNN, the most trusted name in news at February 17, 2017 04:41 PM (+INtM)


BREAKING!:

TRUMP PUTS SPOTTED OWL ON THE WHITE HOUSE MENU!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 17, 2017 04:43 PM (cJDvr)

170 full of "children" that we "rounded up" being brought here.
Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at February 17, 2017 04:42 PM




going to cleveland, solyent green factory.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2017 04:43 PM (cPsPa)

171 noice! I've got one of those pps43 things - not the same. knew a couple GPW vets who carried them. One said to me, 'When I picked it up and slung it, I felt very, very safe.' They all agreed that the things were just perfect, even if a bit fast-firing. Anatoli told me you had to remember to release the trigger as soon as you'd pressed it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 17, 2017 04:37 PM (/33sy)


Never fired one of those. I would think the 41 would be more controllable because of the way the muzzle brake was designed with that slant, it pushed the gas up. But until I fire a 43 I'm only guessing. None of the class III dudes I knew had one.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 17, 2017 04:44 PM (aMlLZ)

172 honestly ace to round this post off you should have added actual pics of the detention centers the 'refugees' were detained in ahhh around 2015 2016 etc, except leave the dates out until you surprise them with Obama detention ceneters.

because hysterical surprise

Posted by: willow at February 17, 2017 04:44 PM (R7cwD)

173 Still don't understand why we can't simply have another duty of our military to protect the Southern border.

Meanwhile we have like 30,000 US troops defending South Koreas border. But none on our own.

----------------------------------------------------

Google Posse Comitatus

Posted by: EVLINC! at February 17, 2017 04:44 PM (y3aQB)

174 full of "children" that we "rounded up" being brought here.
Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at February 17, 2017 04:42 PM




going to cleveland, solyent green factory.

****

go on...

Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at February 17, 2017 04:44 PM (eClek)

175 Actually, this is actually backfiring, to the extent that the Trump Administration should be encouraging it.

The media is so invested in the Trump=Hitler narrative, that you can get them to believe **anything** that supports the narrative. Trump's people should keep feeding fake leaks to the media, because all it is doing is delegitimizing the media.

Besides, fatigue is going to set in on the Left - when every day brings Another! Huge! Fake! Crisis! - even progressives are going to tire of this after awhile, tune it out, and get on with their lives.

Posted by: Elections Have Consequences at February 17, 2017 04:44 PM (Mrl1e)

176 Today's #FakeNews Freakout: OMG, Trump is Calling Out the National Guard to Round-Up Illegals!!!

Yeah, not true ... but it IS the National Guards' duty to defend against invasion.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 17, 2017 04:44 PM (zc3Db)

177 168. Yep. Radom did the pps43. They made the one I've got.

It'll do. For now.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 17, 2017 04:44 PM (/33sy)

178 I think I might buy a white cargo van an and put ICE on the side in big black letters and drive from town to town. I could drive around each of these towns for aday at a time in strategic areas and locations.

Then I would check on the media in each of those towns for the next couple of days to see what the reaction is.

Oh, yeah, I would also have to buy a couple of coolers for the ice I keep in the cargo van.

Posted by: Minuteman at February 17, 2017 04:44 PM (AjjIl)

179 162 Still don't understand why we can't simply have another duty of our military to protect the Southern border.

I don't really want standing, active troops on US Soil. National Guard is fine, they are the equivalent of state militias.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 17, 2017 04:42 PM (39g3+)


I thought of this as well. Just rotate different army and marine units down to the border and just call it intensive, extended desert training. Rotate units ever 6 months or so.

If you just stationed a few men to patrol ever half mile or so, that's a grand total of like 5-6,000 men at any given time?

Arm them to the teeth and give them walkie-talkies. Problem solved, no?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2017 04:44 PM (mbhDw)

180 Susan Collins voted for, I'm assuming, every single obama appointee including that unqualified idiot Lisa Jackson.

But a good-standing Republican colleague is a bridge too far.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 17, 2017 04:31 PM (s7qwY

Susan is a full blown global warming nitwit. Additionally, she said she could not vote for Pruitt because she was gravely concerned that rolling back EPA regulations was going to mean Maine "which is at the end of the tailpipe from the states that pollute" (yes , she said that), would be rendered uninhabitable by weakened EPA laws.

Yes, Susan, all those steel mills and power plants in Wisc. Illinois, Michigan, PA, etc. are going to run out and rip off all their pollution control equipment, totally revamp their plants , etc. and start blowing wads of exhaust at Maine.

This Stupidity is what people vote to put in Congress.

Posted by: Jen at February 17, 2017 04:45 PM (cWhln)

181 Susan Collins (fake R) voted no, Joe Manchin ( maybe fake D) and Heidi Heitkamp (soon to be a R) voted yes on Scott Pruett

Posted by: Skip at February 17, 2017 04:45 PM (HDU3V)

182 167 https://tinyurl.com/haqxgb7

------------------------------------

CBS anchor John Dickerson: Press ruined its reputation 'on its own'
Posted by: EVLINC! at February 17, 2017 04:43 PM (y3aQB)


Wow. He really said that?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2017 04:45 PM (mbhDw)

183 You're wrong, CBS man. I'm not firing them.
I'm having them whacked.
BWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
---

Nah. He's sending them to MadDog.

A fate worse than simple death.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at February 17, 2017 04:46 PM (J5mC3)

184 Still don't understand why we can't simply have another duty of our military to protect the Southern border.

Just make a long strip along the border a bombing range.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 17, 2017 04:46 PM (QQ+il)

185 Still don't understand why we can't simply have another duty of our military to protect the Southern border.

I don't really want standing, active troops on US Soil. National Guard is fine, they are the equivalent of state militias.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
_______

We have standing armies in bases across America and around the world, why would it be so bad to have like 1% of our soldiers along our southern border?

Especially since we have real national security threats like Mexican Federales participating.

Posted by: Maritime at February 17, 2017 04:46 PM (jg4EV)

186 171. Greater mass on the ppsh, too. Like a lot of early SMG's, completely over-built and over-engineered. Iconic, though.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 17, 2017 04:46 PM (/33sy)

187 I heard it was going to be the SS doing this action. I saw something about the SS administration checking social security numbers so naturally, being Jewish actress in NYC, I was alarmed. I thought the SS was abolished after WWII?
Posted by: Sarah Silverman at February 17, 2017 04:26 PM (1BQGO)

Then I saw the swastikas on the sidewalk. That only raised my justified paranoia to new levels. You can't fool me, I'm a smart liberal who lives in a big city. (I don't want to give away my location to the brownshirts, so let's just call it "Gotham".) Not like you rubes in the red states who fell off the turnip truck yesterday. Hitler Trump is sending signals to his minions with these sinister swastikas. He's going to attempt the overthrow of Hillary Clinton's rightful government which was totally stolen from her. Tonight I'm going to pretend to be a homeless person, easy-peasy for me since I always look like I haven't bathed or combed my hair for a month, and sleep on the sidewalk near one of these swastikas to monitor what happens. I'll send in my report tomorrow. I'm begging the military to send reinforcements. Don't worry, I have my decoder ring handy if you decide to send messages.

Posted by: Sarah Silverman at February 17, 2017 04:46 PM (dargh)

188 Changing the news from Fake News, to VERY Fake News.

Posted by: blaster at February 17, 2017 04:46 PM (tewYv)

189 I'm having way too much fun watching the MFM step all over their own shrimp dicks. And not those jumbo shrimp either, I'm talking the tinned salad shrimp.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2017 04:46 PM (0mRoj)

190 Never fired one of those. I would think the 41 would be more controllable because of the way the muzzle

RACIST

brake was designed with that slant

RAAACIST

it pushed the gas up. But until I fire a 43 I'm only guessing. None of the class III dudes I knew had one.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 17, 2017 04:44 PM (aMlLZ)


FASCIST PATRIARCHAL RAPE ENABLER

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 17, 2017 04:47 PM (CPk08)

191 Wasn't the National Guard instructed to hand out teddy bears and soccer balls before permanently scarring the children with branding irons fired in the furnaces of Hades?

Posted by: Fritz at February 17, 2017 04:47 PM (yIZoc)

192 Heidi will be run out of the D party or will have to do 50 Hail Baraks in Lefty confession.

Posted by: Skip at February 17, 2017 04:47 PM (HDU3V)

193 We have standing armies in bases across America and around the world, why would it be so bad to have like 1% of our soldiers along our southern border?

Especially since we have real national security threats like Mexican Federales participating.
Posted by: Maritime at February 17, 2017 04:46 PM




well, out and about performing law enforcement functions is different and not desirable.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2017 04:47 PM (cPsPa)

194 There was a company that sold/sells a semi-auto civilian version of the PPSh or PPs43 on remanufactured demilled receivers or new ones. Like most similar projects, it was not cheap and not well received.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2017 04:43 PM (8nWyX)


If they ever made a civilian MP40 with real MP40 quality I would be all over that. The real MP40 I fired was like a Cadillac. It had a telescoping buffer that felt like the bolt was cushioned on air. Really nice shit.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 17, 2017 04:47 PM (aMlLZ)

195 "Still don't understand why we can't simply have another duty of our military to protect the Southern border."

I read a book about US army doctrine during the 1930's. Aside from some policing duties in the Philippines, the one operational responsibility the Army had at that time was patrolling the border with Mexico.

Seemed to be legal then.

Posted by: Elections Have Consequences at February 17, 2017 04:47 PM (Mrl1e)

196
And we'll never believe a word you say again.


Go fuck yourselves dead,


The People Who Used to Watch You On TV

+++
Yup. My sentiments exactly.

Posted by: oddnot enjoying #winning still with schadenboner to prove it at February 17, 2017 04:48 PM (g1MTt)

197 Send in the scoops.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 17, 2017 04:48 PM (QQ+il)

198 Still don't understand why we can't simply have another duty of our military to protect the Southern border.

****

President Robart says there's no rational basis for such a thing.

Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at February 17, 2017 04:48 PM (eClek)

199 If you just stationed a few men to patrol ever half mile or so, that's a grand total of like 5-6,000 men at any given time?

A lot of that terrain is so godawful no guards are required, and indeed would be pretty miserable to even attempt to stand guard in. As in, the kind of duty the guy who tripped and tore the general's daughter's dress off her in front of the cameras gets.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 17, 2017 04:49 PM (39g3+)

200 179 162 Still don't understand why we can't simply have another duty of our military to protect the Southern border.

I don't really want standing, active troops on US Soil. National Guard is fine, they are the equivalent of state militias.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 17, 2017 04:42 PM (39g3+)


I thought of this as well. Just rotate different army and marine units down to the border and just call it intensive, extended desert training. Rotate units ever 6 months or so.

If you just stationed a few men to patrol ever half mile or so, that's a grand total of like 5-6,000 men at any given time?

Arm them to the teeth and give them walkie-talkies. Problem solved, no?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2017 04:44 PM (mbhDw)

++++

Doing it that way means either taking military units away from what they would be normally doing otherwise, or increasing the size of the military to accomodate the extra duties.

We already have a border guard. If we want to have a permanent extra presence of 5000 men, why not just increase the size of the border patrol?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 17, 2017 04:49 PM (R+30W)

201 I want to see masses of former Fredo employees lining the the highways, hitchhiking their way out of DC.

Posted by: Soona at February 17, 2017 04:49 PM (Fmupd)

202 Still don't understand why we can't simply have another duty of our military to protect the Southern border."

I read a book about US army doctrine during the 1930's. Aside from some policing duties in the Philippines, the one operational responsibility the Army had at that time was patrolling the border with Mexico.

Seemed to be legal then.

****

you, see, you need to view it through cubic legal theory...washington state may miss out on some mexican students,or something. So, no border for USA bc the Constitution, modern version, is a suicide pact

Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at February 17, 2017 04:49 PM (eClek)

203 Google Posse Comitatus
Posted by: EVLINC!



I understand the concept, but we're not having the military as law enforcement or putting citizens under martial law, simply having the military defend US borders.

What about the Navy or Coast Guard that that protects our coast line? Is that a form of martial law? Of course not.

Posted by: Maritime at February 17, 2017 04:50 PM (jg4EV)

204 while the media (and hopefully the leakers) are in wooden carts being pulled by large mixed breed dogs.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at February 17, 2017 04:42 PM (J5mC3)


They're in their own positive feedback loop, totally oblivious of the paradigm shift that is occurring.

Posted by: kallisto at February 17, 2017 04:50 PM (nNdYv)

205 We have standing armies in bases across America and around the world, why would it be so bad to have like 1% of our soldiers along our southern border?

There's a big difference between having troops stationed on base on military land... and troops on active duty on US soil to enforce law. That sets a precedent I do not want future presidents taking advantage of.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 17, 2017 04:50 PM (39g3+)

206 The reason they are using this tactic, is it worked on the 'Russians hacked the election story'.

Even with no real evidence they did, the Media promulgated the story line until now it is talked about without dispute.

And was a LARGE part of brining down Gen. Flynn, the National Security Advisor...

Because a 'report', from 'intelligence agencies' concluded that Russia tried to influence the election... the same intelligence agencies that illegally leaked information on Flynn, to get him out.... because he would have called them ON their biased conclusion...

Posted by: Don Q. at February 17, 2017 04:50 PM (qf6WZ)

207 Anatoli was with a sort of engineering/sapper unit attached to one of the shock armies. When deep in his cups, he'd tell stories about the eastern front that would make your hair curl and then go white before falling out and onto the floor, where your regard for mankind had already landed. And, like a lot of those older Soviet guys, he'd just shrug.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 17, 2017 04:50 PM (/33sy)

208 Rs and Ds have colluded to create gerrymandered majority black Congressional districts which almost always ensures that the Representative will have no broader appeal and will often be a batshit crazy race mongerer like Maxine Waters. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the Congressional Black Caucus.

But whenever an ambitious black who isn't really black make his way to the Senate, he automatically is deemed a contender for the Iron Throne, so long as they're a D. I give you Cory Booker, Kamala Harris and Obama.

But if he's an R, and a genuine American black, he's ignored. I give you Tim Scott (R-SC)

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 17, 2017 04:50 PM (SIY7D)

209 Trump is calling out the National Guard to Round-Up Illegals!!!
-Ace




I saw that and caught some wood, before I figured out it was fake.

Posted by: DFCtomm at February 17, 2017 04:50 PM (wt4bH)

210 My FNL used an M2 in the Pacific. He liked it. Weighed a bit less and he could carry more ammo. He also said accuracy was fine. He never had a shot over 150 yards and frequently under 100 and he did just fine.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 17, 2017 04:51 PM (0tfLf)

211 200 Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 17, 2017 04:49 PM (R+30W)

I was just spitballing. 5,000 extra border patrol agents actually patrolling the border, plus another group as back up in helicopters and trucks to intercept aliens, is something I think is worth the money. Especially if it's money no longer given away to illegals from Uncle Sugar.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2017 04:51 PM (mbhDw)

212 US army doctrine during the 1930's. Aside from some policing duties in the Philippines, the one operational responsibility the Army had at that time was patrolling the border with Mexico.

Seemed to be legal then.

****

you, see, you need to view it through cubic legal theory...washington state may miss out on some mexican students,or something. So, no border for USA bc the Constitution, modern version, is a suicide pact
Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at February 17, 2017 04:49 PM




lots has changed. why corrupt the military / politicize the military by getting it involved stateside? more harm than good.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2017 04:51 PM (cPsPa)

213
I thought of this as well. Just rotate different army and marine units down to the border and just call it intensive, extended desert training. Rotate units ever 6 months or so.

Have an aggressor brigade station permanently on the border to train with the rotating units

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 17, 2017 04:52 PM (lKyWE)

214 203
What about the Navy or Coast Guard that that protects our coast line? Is that a form of martial law? Of course not.
Posted by: Maritime at February 17, 2017 04:50 PM (jg4EV)


Holy shit!

AP: TRUMP SENDING CARRIER BATTLE GROUP UP THE RIO GRANDE!!!!!!


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2017 04:52 PM (mbhDw)

215 If they ever made a civilian MP40 with real MP40 quality I would be all over that. The real MP40 I fired was like a Cadillac. It had a telescoping buffer that felt like the bolt was cushioned on air. Really nice shit.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 17, 2017 04:47 PM (aMlLZ)


I may have had a friend whose cousin knew a guy with a bring-back MP40 that somehow got lost in his safe...

From what I heard, it was never fired, though, because there were neighboring houses within earshot. It looked and felt sweet as hell though.

So I was told anyway.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2017 04:53 PM (8nWyX)

216 On twitter, Andrew Klavan says that John Bolton is being considered for NSA to replace Mike Flynn.

Sounds like wishful thinking, but it's my kind of wishful thinking.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 17, 2017 04:53 PM (jCvFX)

217 Squirrel defends his owner's property! A hero squirrel.

What a heartwarming story we can all appreciate.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 17, 2017 04:35 PM (R+30W)



No.

And they are not arboreal bunnies or twig tribbles or any of the other crap Bander is spewing.

Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at February 17, 2017 04:53 PM (mf5HN)

218 We already have a border guard. If we want to have a permanent extra presence of 5000 men, why not just increase the size of the border patrol?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 17, 2017 04:49 PM (R+30W)


----------------


In camo and carrying horrible assault guns with things that go up.

Posted by: Soona at February 17, 2017 04:53 PM (Fmupd)

219 Firing some people from the State Department that let their ambassador die?

The horreur!

Posted by: Strelnikov at February 17, 2017 04:53 PM (fi5nC)

220 I'm having way too much fun watching the MFM step all over their own
shrimp dicks. And not those jumbo shrimp either, I'm talking the tinned
salad shrimp.
=====

Running on little treadmills like that idiotic study funded by our tax dollars.

Posted by: mustbequantum at February 17, 2017 04:53 PM (MIKMs)

221 Couple of Russian WWII movies I have watched recently seem to be very well versed in WWII weapons, Penal Battalion and One Nameless Heights

Posted by: Skip at February 17, 2017 04:53 PM (HDU3V)

222

I understand the concept, but we're not having the military as law enforcement or putting citizens under martial law, simply having the military defend US borders.

What about the Navy or Coast Guard that that protects our coast line? Is that a form of martial law? Of course not.
Posted by: Maritime at February 17, 2017 04:50 PM (jg4EV)

Note, I spent a LOT of time on my Destroyer doing LEO (Law Enforcement Ops) off the coast of Mexico.

We would stop and search ships... but always carried a few Coast Guard types in case we actually had to arrest someone...

Whole thing was a legal slight of hand...

Posted by: Don Q. at February 17, 2017 04:53 PM (qf6WZ)

223 A politically-minded purge? Be still my beating heart! If only!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 17, 2017 04:53 PM (tHwdc)

224 What did Ike do during Operation Wetback in the 1950s?

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 17, 2017 04:54 PM (SIY7D)

225 I read a book about US army doctrine during the
1930's. Aside from some policing duties in the Philippines, the one
operational responsibility the Army had at that time was patrolling the
border with Mexico.



Seemed to be legal then.

Posted by: Elections Have Consequences


Senor, yo soy sumamente cansado de viviendo en los escuridados. Ayudarme, por favor.

Posted by: Pancho Villa, Dreamer extraordinaire at February 17, 2017 04:54 PM (LAe3v)

226 AP: TRUMP SENDING CARRIER BATTLE GROUP UP THE RIO GRANDE!!!!!!



HAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!1111!112!!@1@! I got a chubby

Posted by: DFCtomm at February 17, 2017 04:54 PM (wt4bH)

227 130 loved the story about the hero squirrel!

Posted by: the Butcher at February 17, 2017 04:54 PM (AGJqR)

228 I could get a thrill up my leg for John Bolton as NSA

Posted by: Skip at February 17, 2017 04:54 PM (HDU3V)

229 224 What did Ike do during Operation Wetback in the 1950s?
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 17, 2017 04:54 PM (SIY7D)


The same thing Harry Truman did 4 years earlier, but not quite as effective.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2017 04:54 PM (mbhDw)

230 AP: TRUMP SENDING CARRIER BATTLE GROUP UP THE RIO GRANDE!!!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton


John Kerry, who also served in Viet Nam, is no where to be seen.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 17, 2017 04:54 PM (0tfLf)

231 Rs and Ds have colluded to create gerrymandered majority black Congressional districts which almost always ensures that the Representative will have no broader appeal and will often be a batshit crazy race mongerer like Maxine Waters. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the Congressional Black Caucus.

I agree, its almost like everything big gubmint does to help out the black man ends up making things worse. Inconceivable!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 17, 2017 04:55 PM (39g3+)

232 Still don't understand why we can't simply have another duty of our military to protect the Southern border.

I don't really want standing, active troops on US Soil. National Guard is fine, they are the equivalent of state militias.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 17, 2017 04:42 PM (39g3+)


Just eminent domain everything within a few hundred feet of the border and designate it as a testing range for artillery and bombs.

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 17, 2017 04:55 PM (OzJeO)

233 What will these fuckers in the MSM come up with next, Trump is hiring Martian mercenaries to round up the illegals.

Posted by: Old Nam Vet at February 17, 2017 04:55 PM (bKxiT)

234 In camo and carrying horrible assault guns with things that go up.

Posted by: Soona at February 17, 2017 04:53 PM (Fmupd)


(((things that go up)))

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 17, 2017 04:55 PM (tHwdc)

235
If Trump was smart he'd go to Maine immediately and tell Mainiacs (or whatever they're called) that Susan Collins is to blame for the lack of jobs up there.

And, believe me, there aren't many good jobs in Maine.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 17, 2017 04:55 PM (s7qwY)

236 Oh, yeah, I would also have to buy a couple of coolers for the ice I keep in the cargo van.
Posted by: Minuteman



The van must be blasting 'Yakkity Sax' on a loudspeaker for maximum effect.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 17, 2017 04:55 PM (4YGWz)

237 Article IV, Section 4 of the U.S. Constitution


"The United States shall guarantee to every State in this Union a Republican Form of Government, and shall protect each of them against invasion; and on Application of the Legislature, or of the Executive (when the Legislature cannot be convened) against domestic Violence."



I would say millions of aliens coming into our country in direct violation of our laws counts as an invasion.

Posted by: Maritime at February 17, 2017 04:55 PM (jg4EV)

238 216 On twitter, Andrew Klavan says that John Bolton is being considered for NSA to replace Mike Flynn.

Sounds like wishful thinking, but it's my kind of wishful thinking.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 17, 2017 04:53 PM (jCvFX)


--------------

Isn't Andrew Cliff's brother?

Posted by: Soona at February 17, 2017 04:55 PM (Fmupd)

239 AP: TRUMP INVITES RUSSIAN TROOPS TO PATROL SOUTHWEST BORDER

Posted by: blaster at February 17, 2017 04:56 PM (tewYv)

240
Just eminent domain everything within a few hundred feet of the border and designate it as a testing range for artillery and bombs.
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 17, 2017 04:55 PM (OzJe

++++

Now there's an idea.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 17, 2017 04:56 PM (Ivjge)

241 Some crazy NYC actress is protesting outside our door. Anybody know what this is about?

Posted by: National Zipper Institute at February 17, 2017 04:56 PM (1BQGO)

242
Send in the scoops.

Baskin-Robbins rejected slogan?

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 17, 2017 04:56 PM (s7qwY)

243 I have always wanted a crack at a MP-44, saw somewhere (YouTube? ) there were a few originals floating around the middle east

Posted by: Skip at February 17, 2017 04:57 PM (HDU3V)

244 And they are not arboreal bunnies or twig tribbles or any of the other crap Bander is spewing.

Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me


Bander is clearly on the payroll of Big Rodent (not to be confused with the Capybara Cabal).

Posted by: HK-47 at February 17, 2017 04:57 PM (9krrF)

245 LOL, Lou Dobbs has a schadenboner.
He just said, "He [Trump] tore the reporters to pieces."

"...they are stewing and spewing this nonsense"


He's on a roll on FBN right now.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 17, 2017 04:57 PM (8iiMU)

246 231 Rs and Ds have colluded to create gerrymandered majority black Congressional districts which almost always ensures that the Representative will have no broader appeal and will often be a batshit crazy race mongerer like Maxine Waters. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the Congressional Black Caucus.

I agree, its almost like everything big gubmint does to help out the black man ends up making things worse. Inconceivable!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
____________

Isn't this the result of a U.S. Supreme Court decision?

Posted by: Furious George at February 17, 2017 04:57 PM (77i7V)

247 211 200 Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 17, 2017 04:49 PM (R+30W)

I was just spitballing. 5,000 extra border patrol agents actually patrolling the border, plus another group as back up in helicopters and trucks to intercept aliens, is something I think is worth the money. Especially if it's money no longer given away to illegals from Uncle Sugar.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2017 04:51 PM (mbhDw)

++++

I don't know much about what the manpower requirements are for guarding our borders. But, to the extent they need to be increased, I would rather seen it done through the Border Patrol. I would rather not see either Army or National Guard units deployed at the border on a regular basis. Obviously, if there is some kind of emergency where an immediate increase in manpower is needed, no problem. Send the troops in. But, for anything long term, I think the Border Patrol is the way to go.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 17, 2017 04:57 PM (R+30W)

248 There's a big difference between having troops stationed on base on military land... and troops on active duty on US soil to enforce law.

Not enforcing law -- expelling invaders.

If the military is forbidden to protect the nation on its own soil because of some BS law, then we've already surrendered and should just make our official language Spanish and base our legal system on bribes and abuse.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 17, 2017 04:57 PM (fVubI)

249 We already have a border guard. If we want to have a permanent extra presence of 5000 men, why not just increase the size of the border patrol?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 17, 2017 04:49 PM (R+30W)


Even better would be to just militarize the guards there and actually let them shoot into the no man's land ... the way international borders are supposed to be.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 17, 2017 04:57 PM (zc3Db)

250 Eh, one genocidal cybernetic intelligence is much like another, but sock off anyway.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at February 17, 2017 04:57 PM (9krrF)

251 On twitter, Andrew Klavan says that John Bolton is being considered for NSA to replace Mike Flynn.

Beyond instilling terror in underlings, does he have any experience in the intelligence business?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 17, 2017 04:57 PM (QQ+il)

252 Posted by: Maritime at February 17, 2017 04:50 PM (jg4EV)

Not saying I agree with it, Thems there the facts

Posted by: EVLINC! at February 17, 2017 04:57 PM (y3aQB)

253 Shepart Smith is a closeted Shooter McGavin.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 17, 2017 04:58 PM (VdICR)

254 Doing it that way means either taking military units away from what they would be normally doing otherwise, or increasing the size of the military to accomodate the extra duties.

We already have a border guard. If we want to have a permanent extra presence of 5000 men, why not just increase the size of the border patrol?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 17, 2017 04:49 PM (R+30W)


Uh.... no.... you use eminent domain to SWAP Land.... Land on the Border, for Land on Current Military bases....

You then put that base right ON the border.

Military CAN enforce Federal Law, on Military Bases and Reservations.

You then use Anti Immigration Patrols, as training patrols... arrest them for trespassing... then hand them over to the Border Patrol for processing...

Posted by: Don Q. at February 17, 2017 04:58 PM (qf6WZ)

255 TRUMP DEPLETES US PEN SUPPLIES SIGNING
EXECUTIVE ORDERS !!!!!! NATIONAL GUARD ACTIVATED TO CONFISCATE PENS FROM CITIZENS !11!!!!1!

Posted by: runner at February 17, 2017 04:58 PM (c6/9Q)

256 AP: TRUMP INVITES RUSSIAN TROOPS TO PATROL SOUTHWEST BORDER

Posted by: blaster at February 17, 2017 04:56 PM (tewYv)

That's just kind of disturbing. It's like an attractive female....ish trans-sexual . It just makes you feel uncomfortable.

Posted by: DFCtomm at February 17, 2017 04:58 PM (wt4bH)

257 Rush was saying the Mexican President was going to have campaign stops in L.A., he should also stop in eastern PA.

Posted by: Skip at February 17, 2017 04:59 PM (HDU3V)

258
If Democrats taught us anything, it's that Republican Shits are easily spooked.

And if Donald Trump has taught us anything, it's that he can certainly spook Republican Shits as well as the Democrats.

It's a strength, and he should not stop doing it.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 17, 2017 04:59 PM (s7qwY)

259 I would say millions of aliens coming into our country in direct violation of our laws counts as an invasion.

Posted by: Maritime


It is worse, it is de facto colonization.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 17, 2017 04:59 PM (0tfLf)

260 This just in: Keith Olbermann thinks people are listening to him.
Posted by: mallfly on the lamb at February 17, 2017 04:35

Well, they say ignorance is bliss...

Posted by: Farmer at February 17, 2017 04:59 PM (4bBUU)

261 Dobbs: "Chuck Schumer is the most irrelevant person in DC."

"Chuck Schumer is the essence of vile."

"No one is smaller than Chuck Schumer."

LOL!!!




Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 17, 2017 04:59 PM (8iiMU)

262 An update of an old post:

"Once again, if we're talking Fake News: Recall that earlier this year, The New York Times ran a long piece about Ben Rhodes, the failed novelist who became Obama's key foreign policy adviser (because it's all about building the Narrative, you see). The deep reveal was that the Obamans used leading journalists as dumb Useful Idiots, to be played like ventriloquist's dummies.

"This was part of a broader pattern revealed in the article, which focused in depth about how Rhodes made up the narrative that the Iranian treaty came about because, in his infinite wisdom, Obama seized the initiative to foster connections with moderates in the Iranian regime, which was a total fabrication."

There are rumors that Rhodes is a point on the bigger pieces of recent Fake News, including those involving leaks of classified documents from Rhodes' old cronies in the Obama administration. If so, he should be on Sessions new FBI Most Wanted list.

If so, it shows an amazing arrogance, no?

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 17, 2017 05:00 PM (SIY7D)

263 No, Mr President I am most certainly NOT tired of winning.

Posted by: Taqyia2Me - Deplorubus Unum at February 17, 2017 05:00 PM (Ftuf+)

264 Shepart Smith is a closeted Shooter McGavin.


He eats pieces of Sh*t for breakfast, too?

They do look strangely similar.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 17, 2017 05:00 PM (39g3+)

265 247 Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 17, 2017 04:57 PM (R+30W)

No quarrel there. So long as there are enough men - well trained men - and equipped and armed to the teeth to really defend their individual areas. It's about 1,500 miles of border between San Diego, CA and Brownsville, TX. At 10 men per mile that 15,000 guys. If you give them all sorts of surveillance gadgetry, you could cut the number in half conceivably.

Just a thought.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2017 05:00 PM (mbhDw)

266 McCain says Flynn affair shows Trump administration in 'disarray'

No comment.

Posted by: gewa76 at February 17, 2017 05:00 PM (B6OKy)

267 21 I thought Ace finally turned his back on that dirty whore Twitter??
Posted by: Bob in Houston-Vast Right Wing Basket of deplorable! at February 17, 2017 04:17 PM (XRxxn)


She keeps drunk calling him. And ACE is a softy. With insomnia sometimes.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 17, 2017 05:00 PM (yL25O)

268
I honestly believe that President trump is exercising his full self control and holding his fire until his entire cabinet is confirmed.

And then he will not hold back expressing his feelings on certain Republicants.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 17, 2017 05:00 PM (s7qwY)

269 If Trump was smart he'd go to Maine immediately and tell Mainiacs (or
whatever they're called) that Susan Collins is to blame for the lack of
jobs up there.



And, believe me, there aren't many good jobs in Maine.


No, but the hottest woman I ever saw in a bathing suit, who lived a couple of houses down from me in HS, moved to Maine, along with her sister and Dad. I have no idea why, but I saw her at my 40th reunion a few years ago, and dayum, still smokin'.

My point? I have no idea.

Posted by: pep at February 17, 2017 05:01 PM (LAe3v)

270
We already have a border guard. If we want to have a permanent extra presence of 5000 men, why not just increase the size of the border patrol? Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 17, 2017 04:49 PM (R+30W)

Border patrol doesn't have artillery

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 17, 2017 05:01 PM (lKyWE)

271 261 Dobbs: "Chuck Schumer is the most irrelevant person in DC."

"Chuck Schumer is the essence of vile."

"No one is smaller than Chuck Schumer."

LOL!!!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 17, 2017 04:59 PM (8iiMU)


"Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay-uh!"

- - Robert B. Reichhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-uh



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2017 05:01 PM (mbhDw)

272 Shit stories like this get my blood boiling.

Consider the MFM and State Dept. whining a bonus.

Posted by: DaveA at February 17, 2017 05:01 PM (8J/Te)

273 No quarrel there. So long as there are enough men - well trained men - and equipped and armed to the teeth to really defend their individual areas. It's about 1,500 miles of border between San Diego, CA and Brownsville, TX. At 10 men per mile that 15,000 guys. If you give them all sorts of surveillance gadgetry, you could cut the number in half conceivably.

Yeah, no.

Ever run a 24x7 operation? That's 5 shifts. So you need 5x that number.

Posted by: blaster at February 17, 2017 05:02 PM (tewYv)

274
That's unusual because no one from Maine is attractive.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 17, 2017 05:02 PM (s7qwY)

275 it's at times like this that I think of the government employees who claim that they could make a lot more money in private industry but love being in public service

good luck with that.

Posted by: mallfly on the lamb at February 17, 2017 05:02 PM (b7fwp)

276 McCain says Flynn affair shows Trump administration in 'disarray'

No comment.

Posted by: gewa76 at February 17, 2017 05:00 PM (B6OKy)



Well it certainly can't be compared to the McCain administration

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 17, 2017 05:02 PM (493sH)

277 266 McCain says Flynn affair shows Trump administration in 'disarray'

No comment.
Posted by: gewa76 at February 17, 2017 05:00 PM (B6OKy)

Go fuck yourself to death, McStains. And take Grahamaphrodite with you.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2017 05:02 PM (mbhDw)

278 TGP is reporting that this may have been released as part of a 'mole-hunt' to identify the leak.

http://tinyurl.com/gndueda

Posted by: I smell something Rotten at February 17, 2017 05:02 PM (ctO3Z)

279 Posted by: Don Q. at February 17, 2017 04:58 PM (qf6WZ)

++++

What is the problem we are trying to solve? Not the political problem, where our leaders want a porous border. I mean, what is the problem that the Border Patrol is inadequate to deal with, other than how much manpower they have? What can't they do on the border that we would want them to do?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 17, 2017 05:02 PM (R+30W)

280 The Statue of Liberty ist kaput.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 17, 2017 05:02 PM (QQ+il)

281 Well it certainly can't be compared to the McCain administration

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 17, 2017 05:02 PM (493sH)


SICK BURN YO!

Posted by: blaster at February 17, 2017 05:03 PM (tewYv)

282 Obviously, if there is some kind of emergency where an immediate increase in manpower is needed, no problem. Send the troops in. But, for anything long term, I think the Border Patrol is the way to go.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous
_______


Wouldn't you say something like a million people coming over in direct violation of our laws every year counts as an "emergency"?

For a variety of reasons, our current border enforcement is simply not working. It never will. Civilian law enforcement is simply not equiped to push back a country with hundreds of millions of people wanting to get in.

We have the largest, most powerful military in the world that apparently is only allowed to be used to defend other countries.

Posted by: Maritime at February 17, 2017 05:03 PM (jg4EV)

283 280 The Statue of Liberty ist kaput.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 17, 2017 05:02 PM (QQ+il)

Well...that's disconcerting.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2017 05:03 PM (0mRoj)

284 That's unusual because no one from Maine is attractive.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45
-----
Even their flag sucks balls. Two dudes standing by a tree? Who the fuck does that?!? WHO????

Posted by: Dang at February 17, 2017 05:03 PM (8b+oT)

285 Thank you, Lou Dobbs!

I think I will always refer to Chucky Schumer now as "Essence of Vile Chuck Schumer"....







Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 17, 2017 05:03 PM (8iiMU)

286 Well, if there are to be people on the border, I am a student of the old school. Forward Defense.
So, lets put a few thousand troops say...30-50 miles inside Mexico. That ought to work.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 17, 2017 05:03 PM (0tfLf)

287 You know what would really change my mind? A story about a brave unmarried, undocumented, unemployed, permanent traveling visitor-woman and her small child living in fear of being sent back to their country of origin by Trump the big meanie.

Posted by: Weasel at February 17, 2017 05:03 PM (Sfs6o)

288 255
TRUMP DEPLETES US PEN SUPPLIES SIGNING
EXECUTIVE ORDERS !!!!!! NATIONAL GUARD ACTIVATED TO CONFISCATE PENS FROM CITIZENS !11!!!!1!


Posted by: runner at February 17, 2017 04:58 PM (c6/9Q)

This is something I've been hearing people grumble about, and yet they seem vexed how, exactly, the President became so powerful. I'm surprised we don't hear more about it. Congress gave power to the various federal agencies to create laws, they had to call them regulations, but they're basically laws. People seem to have forgotten who, exactly, is head of every one of those agencies. Congress in effect gave the President power to legislate with just a pen.

Posted by: DFCtomm at February 17, 2017 05:03 PM (wt4bH)

289 Squirrels are highly intelligent and will work together to accomplish any task. Best to feed them and keep time on their good side. They have been known to chew through brake lines on automobiles.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 17, 2017 05:03 PM (kBiSH)

290 Let's not distract ourselves from the real scandal:

No NCAA Bracket for Trump

http://legalinsurrection.com/2017/02/no-ncaa-bracket-for-trump/

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 17, 2017 05:04 PM (OzJeO)

291 280 The Statue of Liberty ist kaput.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 17, 2017 05:02 PM (QQ+il)


There's a statue of a Rush Limbaugh book character?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2017 05:04 PM (mbhDw)

292 Go fuck yourself to death, McStains. And take Grahamaphrodite with you.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2017 05:02 PM (mbhDw)


Poetry. *wipes tear*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2017 05:04 PM (PY9jH)

293
AP: TRUMP HAS HIRED HESSIAN MERCENARIES TO ROUND UP ILLEGALS!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBURGER at February 17, 2017 05:04 PM (kTF2Z)

294 So long as there are enough men - well trained men - and equipped and
armed to the teeth to really defend their individual areas. It's about
1,500 miles of border between San Diego, CA and Brownsville, TX. At 10
men per mile that 15,000 guys. If you give them all sorts of
surveillance gadgetry, you could cut the number in half conceivably.


This is why I want a wall, sea to sea (gulf). The next president, or Paul Ryan for that matter, could withdraw the men. A wall can be demolished, but it's a lot harder to withdraw.


Combine men and wall, and you've got something.

Posted by: pep at February 17, 2017 05:04 PM (LAe3v)

295 266 McCain says Flynn affair shows Trump administration in 'disarray'

No comment.
Posted by: gewa76 at February 17, 2017 05:00 PM (B6OKy

McCain is a phony. He is one big lump of lying horse shit in a bucket full of pig piss.

Posted by: Old Nam Vet at February 17, 2017 05:04 PM (bKxiT)

296 That's unusual because no one from Maine is attractive.



Posted by: Soothsayer 45
-----
Even their flag sucks balls. Two dudes standing by a tree? Who the fuck does that?!? WHO????


Posted by: Dang
-----
And if you, as a state, write your name on your flag? Well just FUCK YOU!!!

Posted by: Dang at February 17, 2017 05:04 PM (8b+oT)

297
The thing about Maine is this: Jobs are kinda scarce and not that well-paying. But the cost of living is relatively low.

If Trump can create job opportunities in Maine, which there should be lots of because it's basically New York land-and-sea wise, he'll turn the whole state red in 2020.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 17, 2017 05:04 PM (s7qwY)

298 There are rumors that Rhodes is a point on the bigger pieces of recent Fake News, including those involving leaks of classified documents from Rhodes' old cronies in the Obama administration. If so, he should be on Sessions new FBI Most Wanted list.

If so, it shows an amazing arrogance, no?

Posted by: Ignoramus
___________

You misspelled "ignorance". It doesn't start with an "a".

Posted by: Furious George at February 17, 2017 05:04 PM (77i7V)

299 285 Thank you, Lou Dobbs!

I think I will always refer to Chucky Schumer now as "Essence of Vile Chuck Schumer"....

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 17, 2017 05:03 PM (8iiMU)


"Say, what?"

- - Emeril Lagasse

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2017 05:05 PM (mbhDw)

300
off shouting Steeler sock.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 17, 2017 05:05 PM (kTF2Z)

301 Just a thought.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2017 05:00 PM (mbhDw)

10 men/mile x three shifts = 45,000 men.

And with vacation coverage that works out to be more than 60,000 men.

Which is absolutely fine with me.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 17, 2017 05:05 PM (rF0hx)

302 That's unusual because no one from Maine is attractive.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45
-----
Even their flag sucks balls. Two dudes standing by a tree? Who the fuck does that?!? WHO????

Posted by: Dang



OK...I actually LOL'd on this. And I'm not wearing a t-shirt.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 17, 2017 05:05 PM (0tfLf)

303 My friensh, you have everything to fear from a Trump administration.

---- Juan McCain

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2017 05:05 PM (PY9jH)

304 Even their flag sucks balls. Two dudes standing by a tree? Who the fuck does that?!? WHO????
Posted by: Dang at February 17, 2017 05:03 PM (8b+oT)


Maybe their Governor could sponsor a Design a Flag contest?

Posted by: kallisto at February 17, 2017 05:05 PM (nNdYv)

305 Rs and Ds have colluded to create gerrymandered majority black Congressional districts which almost always ensures that the Representative will have no broader appeal and will often be a batshit crazy race mongerer like Maxine Waters. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the Congressional Black Caucus.

I agree, its almost like everything big gubmint does to help out the black man ends up making things worse. Inconceivable!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
____________

Isn't this the result of a U.S. Supreme Court decision?

How to do this was once explained to me by an Republican apportionship expert.

When you draw your state electoral map, create as many safe minority districts as possible. Since minorities tend to be younger, and tend not to vote, you need to make sure the safe districts have to be 70% minority - which packs minority Democrats (as well as nearby white Democrats) into a handful of districts. Doing that will usually accomplish about 50% of what an explicit gerrymander will do.

Anybody challenging your map, and proposing a map more even distribution of Democrats across districts, will have fewer safe minority districts. The courts will toss out the competing map for that reason alone.

Posted by: Elections Have Consequences at February 17, 2017 05:05 PM (Mrl1e)

306
Even better would be to just militarize the guards there and actually let them shoot into the no man's land ... the way international borders are supposed to be.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair



Yep.

Any incursion by the MX army needs to be met with complete destruction.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 17, 2017 05:05 PM (4YGWz)

307 290: Posted by: The Political Hat at February 17, 2017 05:04 PM (OzJeO)

Grounds for impeachment, surely?????

Posted by: IC at February 17, 2017 05:06 PM (a0IVu)

308 294
Combine men and wall, and you've got something.
Posted by: pep at February 17, 2017 05:04 PM (LAe3v)

Trump Hotel, Casino and Maginot Line. YUUUUGE.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2017 05:06 PM (mbhDw)

309 Even their flag sucks balls. Two dudes standing by a tree? Who the fuck does that?!? WHO????
Posted by: Dang at February 17, 2017 05:03 PM (8b+oT)


Oh, my!!

Posted by: George Takei at February 17, 2017 05:06 PM (Pd7Sl)

310 Border patrol doesn't have artillery
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 17, 2017 05:01 PM


I know where they can get some catapults.

For an extra fee, they could be upgraded to trebuchets.

Posted by: zombie Carlos Escobar at February 17, 2017 05:06 PM (DMUuz)

311
Maine has lots going for it. Cheap land. A helluva coastline, albeit quite rocky. Close promiximity to Boston and New York City.

But it sucks. And now it's a haven for somali terrorists-in-waiting. It's a welfare state with an heroin problem.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 17, 2017 05:06 PM (s7qwY)

312 in America we usually call it the Cherry Blossom Throne.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 17, 2017 05:06 PM (99Vfy)

313 Does the National Guard have nuclear weapons? Can we give them some?

Posted by: Weasel at February 17, 2017 05:06 PM (Sfs6o)

314 Trump Hotel, Casino and Maginot Line. YUUUUGE.



Classy and luxurious. Add a moat full of alligators. Winning bigly.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2017 05:07 PM (PY9jH)

315 Schumer is an Arch-vile. I never could get past them in Doom II.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 17, 2017 05:07 PM (QQ+il)

316 You got to hand it to Juan Williams. He really is staying on point. On "The Five", in a discussion about Trump and the GOP's legislative agenda, he shoe-horns in that "if this Russian scandal grows", it could mean the end of tax cuts and Obamacare repeals ...."

Posted by: JoeF. at February 17, 2017 05:07 PM (7uYFy)

317 301 Just a thought.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2017 05:00 PM (mbhDw)

10 men/mile x three shifts = 45,000 men.

And with vacation coverage that works out to be more than 60,000 men.

Which is absolutely fine with me.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 17, 2017 05:05 PM (rF0hx)


Surely there are "entitlements" that illegals are bleeding us dry with that must amount to billions. 60,000 men guarding the border, with full pay and benefits is cheap at twice the price.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2017 05:07 PM (mbhDw)

318 Trump Hotel, Casino and Maginot Line. YUUUUGE.


Don't forget the golf courses. Have played the one in Sterling several times. Great golf!!!
And Trump wine. Not bad.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 17, 2017 05:08 PM (0tfLf)

319 They have been known to chew through brake lines on automobiles.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 17, 2017 05:03 PM (kBiSH)

They have also been known to die in traps and die from warfarin or bromethalin poisoning.

Or so I have heard.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 17, 2017 05:09 PM (rF0hx)

320 Niice, I had a chance to fire one of those a few times. Fucking fun man.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 17, 2017 04:29 PM (aMlLZ)


I would live to fire a Russky burp gun. Any pew-pew-pew with frightening black things that go up, really.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2017 04:31 PM (mbhDw)

Back in 85 I got to fire a Minuteman III ICBM with three MIRVed dummy warheads. They said the RVs had the best pattern up to that time.


[mic drop]

Posted by: Minuteman at February 17, 2017 05:09 PM (AjjIl)

321 318 Trump Hotel, Casino and Maginot Line. YUUUUGE.


Don't forget the golf courses. Have played the one in Sterling several times. Great golf!!!
And Trump wine. Not bad.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 17, 2017 05:08 PM (0tfLf)


And turrets. The guys get turrets.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2017 05:09 PM (mbhDw)

322 According to Hoft, this memo might have been a trap to out the leaker(s)
Also McShitstain is dissing Trump all over Euro land today. McConnell should do something about this.

Posted by: Under Fire at February 17, 2017 05:09 PM (nN3W/)

323 McCain is a phony. He is one big lump of lying horse shit in a bucket full of pig piss.

Posted by: Old Nam Vet at February 17, 2017 05:04 PM (bKxiT)


I swear something happened to him as a POW. Like some deep imbedded programing. Like the weird sci-fi where the monster can't kill his creator, and when as it gets closer and closer to pulling the trigger the pain amplifiers kick in.

I swear that's how it is with McCain, the closer he gets to doing something actually right for America the pain amplifiers kick in and he goes off the rails.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 17, 2017 05:09 PM (aMlLZ)

324 320
[mic drop]
Posted by: Minuteman at February 17, 2017 05:09 PM (AjjIl)


You just made my Estes Big Bertha cry.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2017 05:10 PM (mbhDw)

325 290 Let's not distract ourselves from the real scandal:

No NCAA Bracket for Trump

http://legalinsurrection.com/2017/02/no-ncaa-bracket-for-trump/
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 17, 2017 05:04 PM (OzJeO)

He doesn't concern himself with trivial idiotic bullshit just so he can mug for the camera and attention whore? The country is doomed, DOOMED I tells ya!

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2017 05:10 PM (0mRoj)

326 the Colorado state flag is gay. just a stupid C with a more or less American flag background. I understand the C stands for Custer

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 17, 2017 05:10 PM (99Vfy)

327 322 According to Hoft, this memo might have been a trap to out the leaker(s)
Also McShitstain is dissing Trump all over Euro land today. McConnell should do something about this.
Posted by: Under Fire at February 17, 2017 05:09 PM (nN3W/)


McConnell. Reprimand McStains. For badmouthing Trump.

Sure.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2017 05:10 PM (mbhDw)

328 I like the idea that the WH is on a mole/leaker hunt.

Interesting thing about the gateway pundit story is that the memo they reference was sent to "Acting" positions.

Big surprise that an "Acting"-whatever would be involved, eh?





Posted by: Ace Scalp Weasel - Mole Detective at February 17, 2017 05:10 PM (8iiMU)

329 Trump wine. Not bad.

No sale. In this global age, I'm convinced that wine which would have been the province of kings in the old days is now an everyday beverage. Not bad just won't cut it, and no, I'm not a wine snob. Scotch snob, sure.

Posted by: pep at February 17, 2017 05:11 PM (LAe3v)

330 "McCain says Flynn affair shows Trump administration in 'disarray'"

Every time I feel bad about Trump being repeatedly stabbed in the back by Old Man Yells At Clouds, I remind myself that Trump foolishly endorsed McCain against his primary challenger in 2016.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 17, 2017 05:11 PM (noWW6)

331 Back in 85 I got to fire a Minuteman III ICBM with three MIRVed dummy warheads. They said the RVs had the best pattern up to that time.
[mic drop]

Posted by: Minuteman



So what REALLY happened to the Minnow?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 17, 2017 05:11 PM (0tfLf)

332 What is the problem we are trying to solve? Not the political problem, where our leaders want a porous border. I mean, what is the problem that the Border Patrol is inadequate to deal with, other than how much manpower they have? What can't they do on the border that we would want them to do?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 17, 2017 05:02 PM (R+30W)

By moving the military bases, you would not need more manpower...

It would be training.... ie instead of running a fake patrol at Ft. Hood Texas, against your own people... you use the Illegals to train against.

It would also flat out solve the problem for that area, because they WOULD NOT BE GETTING THROUGH, and so would stop trying.

And note, the Mexican Army IS on the other side of the border... we have had a number of Mexican Army incursions into the US, although the Media REALLY does not want to talk about them.

Add in, you are not going to smuggle drugs across a Military reservation???

OH, and by moving the Military to the border, the next President can't really come in and say 'hey, military, let the illegals through'... like he can to the Border Patrol (last Presidents catch and release) because they will have been trespassing on a Military Base.

Posted by: Don Q. at February 17, 2017 05:11 PM (qf6WZ)

333 60,000 men guarding the border, with full pay and benefits is cheap at twice the price.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2017 05:07 PM (mbhDw)

I actually don't give a shit how much it costs. I just love the idea of 60,000 employed Americans walking our Southern border, armed and dangerous, while the wall gets built.

When the wall is complete, we can move many of them to the border between Marxifornia and America.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 17, 2017 05:11 PM (rF0hx)

334 But it sucks. And now it's a haven for somali terrorists-in-waiting. It's a welfare state with an heroin problem.

And black flies, the most vicious insects that ever lived.

Posted by: tu3031 at February 17, 2017 05:11 PM (qJhUV)

335 Back in 85 I got to fire a Minuteman III ICBM with three MIRVed dummy warheads. They said the RVs had the best pattern up to that time.


[mic drop]

Posted by: Minuteman at February 17, 2017 05:09 PM (AjjIl)


Now that's some fucking Viagra. Did you yell die iran die?

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 17, 2017 05:11 PM (aMlLZ)

336 Still in the 50s - probably grill some hamburgers tonight.

Posted by: Weasel at February 17, 2017 05:11 PM (Sfs6o)

337 Given how hard it is to change county boundaries now, just making all congressional districts follow county lines would be a big help.

Not all districts are a horrific mess, Oregon's are very blocky and reasonable. They only get crazy when two parties are fighting hard to control an area and manipulate voting patterns.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 17, 2017 05:11 PM (39g3+)

338 RHodes' twitter account is a beauty, retweeting some really vile crap (as Orrin would say)

Posted by: runner at February 17, 2017 05:11 PM (c6/9Q)

339
I can't get over the price of pickup trucks today. Bare bones truck today costs over $30K.

And they're Chinese-Mexican made junk.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 17, 2017 05:11 PM (s7qwY)

340 Read a artical drug runners were trying to use a catapult to fire over Marijuana over the border, so at least the Border Patrol should have trebuchets

Posted by: Skip at February 17, 2017 05:12 PM (HDU3V)

341 316 You got to hand it to Juan Williams. He really is staying on point. On "The Five", in a discussion about Trump and the GOP's legislative agenda, he shoe-horns in that "if this Russian scandal grows", it could mean the end of tax cuts and Obamacare repeals ...."
Posted by: JoeF. at February 17, 2017 05:07 PM (7uYFy)


And Steiner will come. Really.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2017 05:12 PM (mbhDw)

342
10 men/mile x three shifts = 45,000 men.

10 men isn't even a full squad and a squad can't cover a mile long front

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 17, 2017 05:12 PM (lKyWE)

343 Trump Hotel, Casino and Maginot Line. YUUUUGE.


Don't forget the golf courses. Have played the one in Sterling several times. Great golf!!!
And Trump wine. Not bad.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 17, 2017 05:08 PM (0tfLf)

That reminds me. Landed on CNN for a few minutes this morning. They were breathlessly reporting that yesterday on Take an Illegal to Work Day, ummm if you are an immigrant, quit your job day, the main foo foo restraurant at the Trump Hotel in DC was so understaffed that it served a limited menu.

And the other restaurant simply closed.

Photos and everything. I have no idea if the photos and videos were done two months ago when it opened or what. After all, it was CNN.

Posted by: Jen at February 17, 2017 05:12 PM (cWhln)

344 316 AP: PUTIN NIXES TAX CUTS FOR AMERICAN AND EXTENDS OBAMACARE

Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at February 17, 2017 05:12 PM (t7gaA)

345 TGP is reporting that this may have been released as part of a 'mole-hunt' to identify the leak.

Ha! And it's about time, too.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at February 17, 2017 05:12 PM (4bKiB)

346 Boo! Who? - a limerick

Our friends in the media simper
With a faint little tantrum of temper
Those election night cries!
That's how Big Media dies
Not with a bang, but a whimper!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2017 05:13 PM (wPiJc)

347 Even their flag sucks balls. Two dudes standing by a tree? Who the fuck does that?!? WHO????
Posted by: Dang at February 17, 2017 05:03 PM (8b+oT)


Way too many state flags are like that. Michigan's is pretty shit too, here's a guy and a deer and some words. Say what you want about Arizona and Texas and Maryland as states, those guys know how to flag.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2017 05:13 PM (8nWyX)

348 Hey pep...I'm nursing a 12 year GlenMorangie even as I type.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 17, 2017 05:13 PM (0tfLf)

349
#Journalismo

Posted by: Jingo Unchained! at February 17, 2017 05:13 PM (VFhMt)

350 330 "McCain says Flynn affair shows Trump administration in 'disarray'"

Every time I feel bad about Trump being repeatedly stabbed in the back by Old Man Yells At Clouds, I remind myself that Trump foolishly endorsed McCain against his primary challenger in 2016.
Posted by: torquewrench at February 17, 2017 05:11 PM (noWW6)

Politics is politics. What can you do?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2017 05:13 PM (mbhDw)

351 Back in 85 I got to fire a Minuteman III ICBM with
three MIRVed dummy warheads. They said the RVs had the best pattern up
to that time.



[mic drop]

Posted by: Minuteman



Pfffft. My Dad pushed the button on Ivy Mike. The real thing.

Posted by: pep at February 17, 2017 05:14 PM (LAe3v)

352 322 According to Hoft, this memo might have been a trap to out the leaker(s)
Also McShitstain is dissing Trump all over Euro land today. McConnell should do something about this.
Posted by: Under Fire
____________

An excellent idea! I'll have my good friend Senator McCain deliver the Republican Party's response to President Trump's next press conference and then to his State of the Union address.

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at February 17, 2017 05:14 PM (77i7V)

353 Did you yell die iran die?

Back in '85 it was "die commie, die!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 17, 2017 05:14 PM (39g3+)

354 Hamburgers, tater tots, and baked beans, Banana pudding for dessert. Yum.

Posted by: Weasel at February 17, 2017 05:14 PM (Sfs6o)

355
There was a time when we were kids when a middle class family could afford a house and afford to buy a new car every two years.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 17, 2017 05:14 PM (s7qwY)

356 I think McCain has been the way he is since he got caught in the Keating Five scandal years ago. Always must show he's one of the good guys.

Posted by: mallfly on the lamb at February 17, 2017 05:14 PM (b7fwp)

357 10 men isn't even a full squad and a squad can't cover a mile long front

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 17, 2017 05:12 PM (lKyWE)

Against an army? Of course you are correct. But this ain't the Fulda Gap.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 17, 2017 05:15 PM (rF0hx)

358 345 TGP is reporting that this may have been released as part of a 'mole-hunt' to identify the leak.

Ha! And it's about time, too.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at February 17, 2017 05:12 PM (4bKiB)


Carl Spackler.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2017 05:15 PM (mbhDw)

359 Every time I feel bad about Trump being repeatedly stabbed in the back by Old Man Yells At Clouds, I remind myself that Trump foolishly endorsed McCain against his primary challenger in 2016.
Posted by: torquewrench

______

I don't think he's going to make that mistake again.

I know a local AZ political "kingmaker" and he said Trump's team is actively courting primary challengers for Jeff Flake, who is a McCain mini me.

Posted by: Maritime at February 17, 2017 05:15 PM (jg4EV)

360

So what if he did. IDGAF any more

Posted by: ThunderB at February 17, 2017 05:15 PM (7z6Xr)

361 348 Hey pep...I'm nursing a 12 year GlenMorangie even as I type.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 17, 2017 05:13 PM (0tfLf)

++++

You should have weened little Glen by now. 12 yo is way too old too still be breast feeding.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 17, 2017 05:15 PM (R+30W)

362 Way too many state flags are like that.

Oregon's is a beaver on one side (the one with a flappy tail that builds dams) and the state seal on the other. its not bad, but kind of blah.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 17, 2017 05:15 PM (39g3+)

363 315
Schumer is an Arch-vile. I never could get past them in Doom II.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 17, 2017 05:07 PM (QQ+il)

If this were a Stephen Donaldson Thomas Covenant story, Schumer would be an "ur-vile".

Posted by: Ian R. R. Galt at February 17, 2017 05:15 PM (8iiMU)

364 10 men/mile x three shifts = 45,000 men.

10 men isn't even a full squad and a squad can't cover a mile long front
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 17, 2017 05:12 PM (lKyWE)

Its not a static defense... its a Patrol....

Posted by: Don Q. at February 17, 2017 05:15 PM (qf6WZ)

365 Oh crap its 1722hrs, I got to feed my cats, then me

Posted by: Skip at February 17, 2017 05:15 PM (HDU3V)

366 Wait, Tillerson's firing Obama appointees?

I am OFFENDED!

This is CRIMINAL.

They're not being SHOT?

Posted by: JEM at February 17, 2017 05:16 PM (TppKb)

367
Way too many state flags are like that. Michigan's is pretty shit too, here's a guy and a deer and some words. Say what you want about Arizona and Texas and Maryland as states, those guys know how to flag.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2017 05:13 PM (8nWyX)



For all it's lunacy California as a great flag

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 17, 2017 05:16 PM (lKyWE)

368 "I swear that's how it is with McCain, the closer he gets to doing something actually right for America the pain amplifiers kick in and he goes off the rails."

How about amending the Constitution so that you can't run for Congress at age 80 or above?

It's amazing how many Senators insist on being carried out of the Senate feet-first.

Must be a hell of a job.

Posted by: Elections Have Consequences at February 17, 2017 05:16 PM (Mrl1e)

369 Back in '85 it was "die commie, die!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 17, 2017 05:14 PM (39g3+)


True, but in '85 I was still shooting at ayatollah targets. I hold grudges. lol

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 17, 2017 05:16 PM (aMlLZ)

370 And the other restaurant simply closed.

Photos and everything. I have no idea if the photos and videos were done two months ago when it opened or what. After all, it was CNN.

Posted by: Jen


Chalk it up to CNN. Here the store's produce section was full and the yard clippings got carried away.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 17, 2017 05:16 PM (0tfLf)

371 "And black flies, the most vicious insects that ever lived."

Those impossibly aggressive and persistent and numerous critters whose bite feels like being stuck with a red-hot sailmaker's needle? Who can drive unprotected horses and cattle mad from the endless torment?

Oh, just love those things.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 17, 2017 05:16 PM (noWW6)

372 344 316 AP: PUTIN NIXES TAX CUTS FOR AMERICAN AND EXTENDS OBAMACARE
Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at February 17, 2017 05:12 PM (t7gaA)


Tell Maxine Waters that the dictator of Peruvia, Rimidalv Nitup is about to invade Korea.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2017 05:16 PM (mbhDw)

373 Totally stealing this for my FB status... just to see my liberal friends and families heads explode.

Posted by: Crusty Curmudgeon at February 17, 2017 05:17 PM (XZYD1)

374 The Virginia flag has a naked boob on it. Best flag ever.

Posted by: Weasel at February 17, 2017 05:17 PM (Sfs6o)

375 Way too many state flags are like that. Michigan's is pretty shit too, here's a guy and a deer and some words. Say what you want about Arizona and Texas and Maryland as states, those guys know how to flag.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2017 05:13 PM (8nWyX)
---
It should read, in Latin, "If you seek a pleasant peninsula, check this out".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 17, 2017 05:17 PM (EnKk6)

376 Hey pep...I'm nursing a 12 year GlenMorangie even as I type.

Good, but not Talisker good.

Posted by: pep at February 17, 2017 05:17 PM (LAe3v)

377
Horse Flies. The worst. Also called Greenheads.

They eat your flesh by the chunks-full.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 17, 2017 05:17 PM (s7qwY)

378 You should have weened little Glen by now. 12 yo is way too old too still be breast feeding.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous


:-)
Damn it. As soon as I hit enter I knew....

Posted by: Diogenes at February 17, 2017 05:17 PM (0tfLf)

379 Trump's brain trust likely figured that if McCain was too loudly anti Trump last year, Trump would lose AZ and CO and there'd be a D senator from each.

as it was, CO went blue anyway.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 17, 2017 05:18 PM (99Vfy)

380

Twitterverse says Bannon floated the doc to trap the leaker

Posted by: ThunderB at February 17, 2017 05:18 PM (7z6Xr)

381 317 301 Just a thought.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2017 05:00 PM (mbhDw)

10 men/mile x three shifts = 45,000 men.

And with vacation coverage that works out to be more than 60,000 men.

Which is absolutely fine with me.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 17, 2017 05:05 PM (rF0hx)


Surely there are "entitlements" that illegals are bleeding us dry with that must amount to billions. 60,000 men guarding the border, with full pay and benefits is cheap at twice the price.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2017 05:07 PM (mbhDw)

One estimate is $113 billion a year.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2017 05:18 PM (0mRoj)

382 There was a time when we were kids when a middle class family could afford a house and afford to buy a new car every two years.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 17, 2017 05:14 PM (s7qwY)


On one income.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 17, 2017 05:18 PM (7uYFy)

383 "Trump's team is actively courting primary challengers for Jeff Flake, who is a McCain mini me"

That would be great if it happens, and hopefully similar scouting is going on in other RINO Senators' states, but isn't Flake himself untouchable in a primary because of the Mormon-mafia vote?

Posted by: torquewrench at February 17, 2017 05:18 PM (noWW6)

384 377
Horse Flies. The worst. Also called Greenheads.

They eat your flesh by the chunks-full.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 17, 2017 05:17 PM (s7qwY)


Saw a great homemade horsefly trap on YouTube. It kills them by the hundreds.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2017 05:18 PM (mbhDw)

385 Wait, Tillerson's firing Obama appointees?

I know, I would have transferred them all to Chad, and then cut off their government travel cards.

Posted by: Jean at February 17, 2017 05:18 PM (cf/gG)

386

I'm a little upset how Amazon is selling our name, login information, and passwords to China. Don't they realize that many of us use the same password across multiple internet platforms? This is going to cause tens of thousands of us to be victims of identity theft.

/ *This* might just be the only way to fight the #VeryFakeNews -- punch the leftist supporters and newspaper owners in the teeth with a dose of #VeryFakeNews themselves.

We're up to over 50 #VeryFakeNews items since Trump was inaugurated with no end in sight. If anything it's gaining speed.

Posted by: E Depluribus Juan at February 17, 2017 05:19 PM (ZFUt7)

387 I'm still waiting for the usual suspects to start howling about prejudice and picking on blacks. An unusually large percentage of federal employees are black, almost double the national percentage.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 17, 2017 05:19 PM (39g3+)

388 Twitterverse says Bannon floated the doc to trap the leaker

Posted by: ThunderB


This has two benefits. First, they might just catch the leaker. Second, it will make anyone else thinking about leaking think twice.

Posted by: pep at February 17, 2017 05:19 PM (LAe3v)

389 Michigan's
is pretty shit too, here's a guy and a deer and some words.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2017 05:13 PM (8nWyX)

If you seek a pleasant peninsula, circumspice, biotch!
LOL


Posted by: Eminem and Kiddie Rock at February 17, 2017 05:19 PM (8iiMU)

390 Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 17, 2017 05:16 PM (aMlLZ)

Yeah.... for all the time I was in the Cold War.... I was never shot at by a communist... (I was too young for Viet Nam)...

I never lost a friend to a Communist.

I was shot at more then once, by Moslems.

I lost friends to Moslems...

Posted by: Don Q. at February 17, 2017 05:19 PM (qf6WZ)

391 326 the Colorado state flag is gay. just a stupid C with a more or less American flag background. I understand the C stands for Custer
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo
______

Take a look at the Kansas state flag. It's got the Front Range of the Rockies in it. Yeah, that part that Kansas gave away.

Posted by: Furious George at February 17, 2017 05:20 PM (77i7V)

392 387 I'm still waiting for the usual suspects to start howling about prejudice and picking on blacks. An unusually large percentage of federal employees are black, almost double the national percentage.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 17, 2017 05:19 PM (39g3+)


I'm sure there is a reason for that but decorum prevents me from speculating in this forum.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2017 05:20 PM (mbhDw)

393

Tiller is cleaning house, please do this at CIA too

Posted by: ThunderB at February 17, 2017 05:20 PM (7z6Xr)

394 Good, but not Talisker good.

Posted by: pep at February 17, 2017 05:17 PM (LAe3v)

Oban 14 year old.

You do not want to know how cheap it was in Heathrow Duty Free.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 17, 2017 05:20 PM (rF0hx)

395 Chalk it up to CNN. Here the store's produce section was full and the yard clippings got carried away.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 17, 2017 05:16 PM (0tfLf)

I just checked the hotel's facebook page and webpage. No postings yesterday to warn people that it's restaurants were closed and barely functioning, etc.LOL. However, at the end of Nov. they announced a new restaurrant was joining the group in DC.

Posted by: Jen at February 17, 2017 05:20 PM (cWhln)

396 251 On twitter, Andrew Klavan says that John Bolton is being considered for NSA to replace Mike Flynn.

Beyond instilling terror in underlings, does he have any experience in the intelligence business?
Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 17, 2017 04:57 PM (QQ+il)

Ben Rhodes drove the campaign van for Obama. Does Bolton have experience like that?

Posted by: Minuteman at February 17, 2017 05:20 PM (AjjIl)

397
Against an army? Of course you are correct. But this ain't the Fulda Gap.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 17, 2017 05:15 PM (rF0hx)


What about 20 rouge federalies working for a drug cartel who are equally armed courtesy of the U.S.?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 17, 2017 05:21 PM (lKyWE)

398 the Mormon-mafia vote?
Posted by: torquewrench

Pick another Mormon, there are all kinds of internal politics in that church you can take advantage of.

Posted by: Jean at February 17, 2017 05:21 PM (cf/gG)

399 376 Hey pep...I'm nursing a 12 year GlenMorangie even as I type.

Good, but not Talisker good.
Posted by: pep at February 17, 2017 05:17 PM (LAe3v)

Talisker tastes like the way a used, wet Band-Aid smells.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2017 05:21 PM (0mRoj)

400 Trump's brain trust likely figured that if McCain was too loudly anti Trump last year, Trump would lose AZ and CO and there'd be a D senator from each.

as it was, CO went blue anyway.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo
_________

I understand the decision he made, the first goal is to get elected President, not to flip McCain the bird.

I will say this, Trump barely won AZ, but most of it was because of Mormons. A nasty battle with McCain could have cost him just enough votes that he lost it.

Posted by: Maritime at February 17, 2017 05:21 PM (jg4EV)

401 394
Oban 14 year old.

You do not want to know how cheap it was in Heathrow Duty Free.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 17, 2017 05:20 PM (rF0hx)


Yoichi 15 year old single malt. It was NOT cheap.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2017 05:21 PM (mbhDw)

402 Juan going on about the NG story. Schumer going off on it. Jeez

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 17, 2017 05:21 PM (kTF2Z)

403 >>>I thought Ace finally turned his back on that dirty whore Twitter???

no
he's good at it

speaking words of wisdom
let it be

Posted by: concrete girl at February 17, 2017 05:21 PM (lh00p)

404 One estimate is $113 billion a year.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2017 05:18 PM (0mRoj)

That's more than an entire Army Division...

So.... how?

Posted by: Don Q. at February 17, 2017 05:21 PM (qf6WZ)

405

old meme: Hitler
new meme: Circus Ringmaster

so embarrassing

where will they go next when Ringmaster > Hitler atm

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 17, 2017 05:21 PM (nQgx9)

406 Someone should really work on repealing Kennedy's Civil Servant union law.

Posted by: Skip at February 17, 2017 05:22 PM (HDU3V)

407 What about 20 rouge federalies working for a drug cartel who are equally armed courtesy of the U.S.?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 17, 2017 05:21 PM (lKyWE)

That's where the A10s come in....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 17, 2017 05:23 PM (rF0hx)

408 I saw bill crystal cry when it was clear Hillary would never be pres. for reels. Morning joe actually laughed at him.

Posted by: Robert ferrigno at February 17, 2017 05:23 PM (RtGko)

409 I have it on good authority that the dastardly Trump has hired the Quds Force to round up illegals.

I know about stuff like this. Look at my track record.

Posted by: Colossus of Ben Rhodes at February 17, 2017 05:23 PM (VFhMt)

410 What about 20 rouge federalies working for a drug cartel who are equally armed courtesy of the U.S.?
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 17, 2017 05:21 PM (lKyWE)

Geeeezzz...

Then you call in support... just like the Military is.... oh... trained to do?

Posted by: Don Q. at February 17, 2017 05:23 PM (qf6WZ)

411 Yoichi 15 year old single malt. It was NOT cheap.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Dammit, man, have you forgotten Pearl Harbor?

Posted by: pep at February 17, 2017 05:23 PM (LAe3v)

412 Met my BNL at a great Mexican place in Portland once. I came up to the table and said "Hey, how's things over at Immigration?"
Half the cooking crew went running out the back.
Never did get served.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 17, 2017 05:23 PM (0tfLf)

413 The Five discussing the National Guard story now.

Juan is such an idiot.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2017 05:23 PM (PY9jH)

414 LOL @ "Grahamaphrodite"

GFYD McBrain!

Posted by: Max Power at February 17, 2017 05:23 PM (q177U)

415 Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 17, 2017 05:16 PM (aMlLZ)

Yeah.... for all the time I was in the Cold War.... I was never shot at by a communist... (I was too young for Viet Nam)...

I never lost a friend to a Communist.

I was shot at more then once, by Moslems.

I lost friends to Moslems...
Posted by: Don Q. at February

This. I started learning Russian ... but, Muslims have been my for ( and norks).

Posted by: Jean at February 17, 2017 05:24 PM (cf/gG)

416 That would be great if it happens, and hopefully similar scouting is going on in other RINO Senators' states, but isn't Flake himself untouchable in a primary because of the Mormon-mafia vote?
Posted by: torquewrench
______

No, AZ definitely has a big Mormon population, but he's beatable and there's LOTS of other Mormon Republicans willing to challenge him as well.

For a while, Jeff Flake had the lowest approval rating of any Senator in the US. he is not well liked at all, even by his own AZ staff he has issues.

Posted by: Maritime at February 17, 2017 05:24 PM (jg4EV)

417 Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 17, 2017 05:21 PM (lKyWE)

Just out of curiosity.... ever Serve in the Military?

Posted by: Don Q. at February 17, 2017 05:24 PM (qf6WZ)

418 404 One estimate is $113 billion a year.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2017 05:18 PM (0mRoj)

That's more than an entire Army Division...

So.... how?
Posted by: Don Q. at February 17, 2017 05:21 PM (qf6WZ)

Just until the wall is built and then cut back. Let electronic surveillance and drones do a lot of the work. Even with fewer men on the ground, they'll be actually allowed to guard the border.

Also, cutting off all bennies on this side of the line and punishing employers of illegals harshly will help quite a bit.

It's an "investment" and "for the children." "And if it saves just one life . . ."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2017 05:24 PM (mbhDw)

419 We got Scott Pruitt.

Nothing else matters.

Where do we buy our carbon indulgences to compensate for incinerated EPA staff?

I'll pay.

Posted by: JEM at February 17, 2017 05:25 PM (TppKb)

420 Wait a minute...I thought the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 17, 2017 05:25 PM (0tfLf)

421 Yeah.... for all the time I was in the Cold War.... I was never shot at by a communist... (I was too young for Viet Nam)...

I never lost a friend to a Communist.

I was shot at more then once, by Moslems.

I lost friends to Moslems...

Posted by: Don Q. at February 17, 2017 05:19 PM (qf6WZ)


pretty much why I was shooting at ayatollah targets in '85. For all the cold war commie talk I never remembered them blowing up planes, the Olympics, shooting up airports etc. I knew they were bad, but the muzzies proved to be the scum of humanity.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 17, 2017 05:25 PM (aMlLZ)

422 411 Yoichi 15 year old single malt. It was NOT cheap.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Dammit, man, have you forgotten Pearl Harbor?
Posted by: pep at February 17, 2017 05:23 PM (LAe3v)


What the hell do you think was running through my mind when I was in Japan last summer, especially when I saw elderly people?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2017 05:25 PM (mbhDw)

423
Dammit, man, have you forgotten Pearl Harbor?
Posted by: pep

Are you not the yahoo group?

Posted by: Jean at February 17, 2017 05:25 PM (cf/gG)

424 Most bad ass flag ever is the Texas revolution Come and Take It flag. They borrowed that phrase from other historic events but first to put it on a flag as an F you .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 17, 2017 05:25 PM (34alA)

425

Abolish govt worker unions

I agree. That would be revolutionary

Posted by: ThunderB at February 17, 2017 05:25 PM (7z6Xr)

426 420 Wait a minute...I thought the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
Posted by: Diogenes at February 17, 2017 05:25 PM (0tfLf)


No, that was Pearl Bailey.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2017 05:25 PM (mbhDw)

427 401
Y'all are makin' me thirsty.

Posted by: dissent555 at February 17, 2017 05:25 PM (VFhMt)

428 I think it was New York Post that said Trump won't hire Bolton 'cause the porn 'stache turns him off.

#VeryFakeNews? Who knows anymore...

Posted by: E Depluribus Juan at February 17, 2017 05:26 PM (ZFUt7)

429 It's an "investment" and "for the children." "And if it saves just one life . . ."





Posted by: J.J. Sefton


You ignored the big question. Is it who we are?

Posted by: pep at February 17, 2017 05:26 PM (LAe3v)

430 That's where the A10s come in....


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 17, 2017 05:23 PM (rF0hx)


The wet fart of doom.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 17, 2017 05:26 PM (aMlLZ)

431 Amazon = Jeff Bezos = CIA/Deep State/MOSSAD = WaPo

Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at February 17, 2017 05:26 PM (t7gaA)

432 421 Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 17, 2017 05:25 PM (aMlLZ)


They stole our gold medal for basketball at Munich in '72. Oh, wait a second . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2017 05:26 PM (mbhDw)

433 Talisker tastes like the way a used, wet Band-Aid smells.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2017 05:21 PM (0mRoj)


If you doused it in fresh-ground black pepper.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2017 05:26 PM (8nWyX)

434 >>> Twitterverse says Bannon floated the doc to trap the leaker

"This has two benefits. First, they might just catch the leaker. Second, it will make anyone else thinking about leaking think twice."

So it turns out that the intercepted conversation between Flynn and the Russian ambassador was pursuant to a formal FISA warrant. In fact, the FISA court denied the first request. They didn't just spin up this stunt in an off the books manner. There's an auditable paper trail which exists.

A special prosecutor should be assigned, and the first person(s) summoned for a conversation in private should be the person(s) who signed the submission to the FISA court.

Pull in the small fry and put them under big pressure.

(That's how Watergate originally busted wide open. Alexander Butterfield, a minor and obscure figure, cracked under the pressure and blurted out the existence of Nixon's secret taping system, previously unknown to the Congress.)

Posted by: torquewrench at February 17, 2017 05:27 PM (noWW6)

435 You guys do know Russia supplied most of the weapons to the guys shooting at you.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 17, 2017 05:27 PM (34alA)

436 Was jumping around dial on way home but Dana Loesch had the Motor City Mad Man on and he wasn't counting out a run for Michigan's Senate seat

Posted by: Skip at February 17, 2017 05:27 PM (HDU3V)

437 411 Yoichi 15 year old single malt. It was NOT cheap.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Dammit, man, have you forgotten Pearl Harbor?
Posted by: pep at February 17, 2017 05:23 PM (LAe3v)

You mean, that the Germans' bombed?

Posted by: Everything I know I learned from the movies! at February 17, 2017 05:27 PM (qf6WZ)

438 I'm sure there is a reason for that but decorum prevents me from speculating in this forum.

Its pretty simple, really. Overzealous affirmative action and hiring quotas. The people in charge of personnel in the government are just like your company's HR department, only more so.

What about 20 rouge federalies working for a drug cartel who are equally armed courtesy of the U.S.?

Equally armed does not mean equally trained or disciplined.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 17, 2017 05:27 PM (39g3+)

439 Glen Trush of NY Slime fame and wiki leaks fame, Hillary whore, starts his latest story with.. "Seeking to restart his stumbling presidency"



This is a story about Trump's speech in SC. All opposition all the time.

Posted by: Sam at February 17, 2017 05:27 PM (s3+kQ)

440 433
Talisker tastes like the way a used, wet Band-Aid smells.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2017 05:21 PM (0mRoj)



If you doused it in fresh-ground black pepper.


Look I want to keep this civil, you pack of krill-dicks.

Posted by: pep at February 17, 2017 05:28 PM (LAe3v)

441 Juan is such an idiot.

If I was sitting next to Gillian Turner and those legs I'd talk like a bigger idiot than even Juander Williams.

Jeepers.

Posted by: Love Gun at February 17, 2017 05:28 PM (no0Da)

442 Oregon's is a beaver on one side (the one with a flappy tail that builds dams) and the state seal on the other.



*******


That's just silly. Beaver and seal habitats don't even overlap.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2017 05:28 PM (wPiJc)

443 413 The Five discussing the National Guard story now.

Juan is such an idiot.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2017 05:23 PM (PY9jH)


I wish Gutfeld would just come out and say "Juan, you're such an idiot!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2017 05:28 PM (mbhDw)

444

Wet fart of doom? Hilarious

Posted by: ThunderB at February 17, 2017 05:28 PM (7z6Xr)

445
pretty much why I was shooting at ayatollah targets in '85. For all the cold war commie talk I never remembered them blowing up planes, the Olympics, shooting up airports etc. I knew they were bad, but the muzzies proved to be the scum of humanity.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division

Don't forget, this round of Muslim crap started in 73 with the assisnation of Amb Noel in Sudan. On the direct orders of Arafat, who was a KGB stooge. They, and esp the East German were fucking around in the middle East.

Posted by: Jean at February 17, 2017 05:28 PM (cf/gG)

446 Wait a minute...I thought the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 17, 2017 05:25 PM (0tfLf)





No, that was Pearl Bailey.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton
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AIM FOR ZEE PRICE TAG!

Posted by: Those Germans at February 17, 2017 05:29 PM (8b+oT)

447 The 3rd ID has been having war games at Ft. Stewart this week. The sound of mortar rounds carried across the marshes and sounded like they were in the back yard. The sound of Freedom.

I just got a message on my iPhone that they're doing a controlled burn of 1600 acres, and that's why the air is so bad. Not a fan of all the smoke.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2017 05:29 PM (PY9jH)

448 well, seems like Bolton thinks he is up for something. He should be at state, cleaning out that swamp is more in his sphere of knowledge.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2017 05:29 PM (cPsPa)

449 436 Was jumping around dial on way home but Dana Loesch had the Motor City Mad Man on and he wasn't counting out a run for Michigan's Senate seat
Posted by: Skip at February 17, 2017 05:27 PM (HDU3V)

Nugent? Surely you mean Kid Rock.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2017 05:29 PM (mbhDw)

450 Yeah.... for all the time I was in the Cold War.... I was never shot at by a communist... (I was too young for Viet Nam)...

I never lost a friend to a Communist.

I was shot at more then once, by Moslems.

I lost friends to Moslems...

Posted by: Don Q.

- - - -

Only soldier I ever lost was to the commies. A rough letter for a 2LT to write.

Made up for it with muzzies. Lots of shooting back and forth there.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 17, 2017 05:29 PM (0tfLf)

451
Anyway, Nugent lives in TX so he should primary Cornyn.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2017 05:29 PM (mbhDw)

452 It should read, in Latin, "If you seek a pleasant peninsula, check this out".
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 17, 2017 05:17 PM (EnKk6)


Now that you mention it, our motto is dumb too. "I sure would like a decent house at a reasonable price, good job, good schools, all that stuff but holy hell, not on an isthmus or, God forbid, an archipelago or cape. I mean, can you just imagine?"

Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2017 05:30 PM (8nWyX)

453 Nugent? Surely you mean Kid Rock.

Nope, the Nuge is talking about it, too. Hell how much worse could he be?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 17, 2017 05:30 PM (39g3+)

454 450 Posted by: Diogenes at February 17, 2017 05:29 PM (0tfLf)

Wow. Some of you guys I would surely love to meet. I feel very inadequate.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2017 05:30 PM (mbhDw)

455 gillian turner is horrible.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2017 05:30 PM (cPsPa)

456 410 What about 20 rouge federalies working for a drug cartel who are equally armed courtesy of the U.S.?
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 17, 2017 05:21 PM (lKyWE)

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Well, if their tanks are all painted red it makes them much easier to spot from the air.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 17, 2017 05:30 PM (kTF2Z)

457 They stole our gold medal for basketball at Munich in '72. Oh, wait a second . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2017 05:26 PM (mbhDw)


My mother, rest her soul, had a way with words when she got pissed. When that terrorist shit happened at the Olympics she was watching TV and blurted out "those fuckers need to be hung by their balls".

I'll never forget that, me and my younger brother looked at each other and snickered. lol

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 17, 2017 05:30 PM (aMlLZ)

458 453 Nugent? Surely you mean Kid Rock.

Nope, the Nuge is talking about it, too. Hell how much worse could he be?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 17, 2017 05:30 PM (39g3+)


See me at 451. Texas against Cornyn.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2017 05:31 PM (mbhDw)

459 LBJ had a secret taping system. Congress must be stupid

Posted by: ThunderB at February 17, 2017 05:31 PM (7z6Xr)

460 You hold your own JJ. No worries.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 17, 2017 05:31 PM (0tfLf)

461 I lost friends to Moslems... Mohammedans.



Posted by: Don Q. at February 17, 2017 05:19 PM (qf6WZ)


FIFY. Don't call them anything buy Mohammedans. It's not a religion, it's a cult. That or Muselmann.

Posted by: Sam at February 17, 2017 05:31 PM (s3+kQ)

462 Wait a minute...I thought the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
Posted by: Diogenes at February 17, 2017 05:25 PM (0tfLf)


No, that was Pearl Bailey.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton


******


So it was Pearl Bailey who bombed Pearl Harbor. The sneaky bastidge!!!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2017 05:32 PM (wPiJc)

463 461 I lost friends to Moslems... Mohammedans.



Posted by: Don Q. at February 17, 2017 05:19 PM (qf6WZ)


FIFY. Don't call them anything buy Mohammedans. It's not a religion, it's a cult. That or Muselmann.
Posted by: Sam at February 17, 2017 05:31 PM (s3+kQ)

I prefer the term "goat-fucking Mohammedans."

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2017 05:32 PM (0mRoj)

464 Musselman?

Posted by: Jean at February 17, 2017 05:32 PM (cf/gG)

465 457
I'll never forget that, me and my younger brother looked at each other and snickered. lol
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 17, 2017 05:30 PM (aMlLZ)

I found out that the wrestler, Yossi Romano, was my uncle's neighbor.

Say what you will about the state of journalism today, but on those very dark days, Jim McKay and ABC Sports shined brightly.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2017 05:32 PM (mbhDw)

466 461 I lost friends to Moslems... Mohammedans.



Posted by: Don Q. at February 17, 2017 05:19 PM (qf6WZ)


FIFY. Don't call them anything buy Mohammedans. It's not a religion, it's a cult. That or Muselmann.
Posted by: Sam at February 17, 2017 05:31 PM (s3+kQ)

Really dude? I'll call them any fucking thing I decide to.... you know... that whole America Free Speech stuff?

Posted by: Don Q. at February 17, 2017 05:33 PM (qf6WZ)

467 I do mean Ted Nugent.

Posted by: Skip at February 17, 2017 05:33 PM (HDU3V)

468 well, seems like Bolton thinks he is up for something. He should be at
state, cleaning out that swamp is more in his sphere of knowledge.
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I thought he was up for deputy or assistant something at State?

Since the Senate is dragging it's feet on the cabinet, I assume the next tier of positions is still waiting.

Posted by: Methos at February 17, 2017 05:34 PM (3Liv/)

469 Russia is the primary arms dealer to Iran, and before us Iraq, and Syria

Posted by: ThunderB at February 17, 2017 05:34 PM (7z6Xr)

470 464 Musselman?
Posted by: Jean at February 17, 2017 05:32 PM (cf/gG)

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That was the bi-valve super hero Marvel dropped after a couple of issues.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 17, 2017 05:34 PM (kTF2Z)

471 Have to admit the Olympics have been crap since we no longer have our arch enemy the USSR.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 17, 2017 05:34 PM (34alA)

472 Musselman?

Posted by: Jean

Goes back to Jefferson iirc.

Posted by: E Depluribus Juan at February 17, 2017 05:34 PM (ZFUt7)

473 He said he might run in Michigan, that election is next year.

Posted by: Skip at February 17, 2017 05:34 PM (HDU3V)

474 Say what you will about the state of journalism today, but on those very dark days, Jim McKay and ABC Sports shined brightly.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2017 05:32 PM (mbhDw)

didnt abc's live reportage alert terrorists to what commandos were doing ?

Posted by: runner at February 17, 2017 05:34 PM (c6/9Q)

475 BREAKING!:



TRUMP PUTS SPOTTED OWL ON THE WHITE HOUSE MENU!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 17, 2017 04:43 PM (cJDvr)

Chris Christie: "Trump Forced Me To Eat Spotted Owl Meatloaf"

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 17, 2017 05:34 PM (tHwdc)

476 Wait a minute...I thought the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 17, 2017 05:25 PM (0tfLf)


AP: SOURCES SAY GERMANS BOMB PEARL HARBOR

Posted by: tu3031 at February 17, 2017 05:36 PM (qJhUV)

477 474
didnt abc's live reportage alert terrorists to what commandos were doing ?
Posted by: runner at February 17, 2017 05:34 PM (c6/9Q)


I don't recall. I think it was the German TV stations.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2017 05:36 PM (mbhDw)

478 I thought he was up for deputy or assistant something at State?

Since the Senate is dragging it's feet on the cabinet, I assume the next tier of positions is still waiting.
Posted by: Methos at February 17, 2017 05:34 PM




that's my guess. he was less circumspect in his comments when he was passed over for secstate but he is seems in line with the admin again in the last week or so.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2017 05:36 PM (cPsPa)

479 Chris Christie: "Trump Forced Me To Eat Spotted Owl Meatloaf"


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 17, 2017 05:34 PM (tHwdc)


true story-
When that whole bridge gate came out somebody asked me "What do you think about Christie and bridge gate?"

I said what, he ate a bridge?

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 17, 2017 05:36 PM (aMlLZ)

480 Have to admit the Olympics have been crap since we no longer have our arch enemy the USSR.

Yes, Bill and I used to cheer ourselves hoarse, rooting for our Red Comrades in Arms. Good times.

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at February 17, 2017 05:36 PM (Tyii7)

481 Jim McKay was a gem, he was always pleasant to listen to and had a great story to tell. ABC sports ruled for over a decade for a reason.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 17, 2017 05:36 PM (39g3+)

482 Both Nugent AND Kid Rock considering a run for Stabenows seat in MI. Daily Caller

Posted by: ThunderB at February 17, 2017 05:37 PM (7z6Xr)

483 Chris Christie: "Trump Forced Me To Eat Spotted Owl Meatloaf"
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 17, 2017 05:34 PM (tHwdc


Spotted Dick. Blumenthal and Durbin.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2017 05:37 PM (mbhDw)

484 482 Both Nugent AND Kid Rock considering a run for Stabenows seat in MI. Daily Caller
Posted by: ThunderB at February 17, 2017 05:37 PM (7z6Xr)


Would be nice if one went after Cornyn.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2017 05:37 PM (mbhDw)

485 When that whole bridge gate came out somebody asked me "What do you think about Christie and bridge gate?"

I said what, he ate a bridge?
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 17, 2017 05:36 PM




heh

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2017 05:37 PM (cPsPa)

486
Then you call in support... just like the Military is.... oh... trained to do?
Posted by: Don Q. at February 17, 2017 05:23 PM (qf6WZ)


And how long will it take to get there? All I was saying is that military doctrine would reqiure a minimum of a company strength unit to cover a one mile front and that's stretching it.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 17, 2017 05:38 PM (lKyWE)

487 479
I said what, he ate a bridge?
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 17, 2017 05:36 PM (aMlLZ)


Just the gate.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2017 05:38 PM (mbhDw)

488 We have been willowed for the Gainzz tread you know

Posted by: Skip at February 17, 2017 05:38 PM (HDU3V)

489 ITS FUNNY CUZ KRISTIE COULD STAND TO LOSE A FEW POUNDS!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBERGER at February 17, 2017 05:39 PM (kTF2Z)

490 481
Jim McKay was a gem, he was always pleasant to listen to and had a great
story to tell. ABC sports ruled for over a decade for a reason.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


At the risk of sounding like one of those people who argues about everything, (IOW a typical poster here), I couldn't stand the man. He sounded scripted and banal and just irritated the hell out of me.

Posted by: pep at February 17, 2017 05:39 PM (LAe3v)

491 Yeah, nood gainzz that's italic-ing all over the home page.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 17, 2017 05:39 PM (nlbfN)

492 290 Let's not distract ourselves from the real scandal:

No NCAA Bracket for Trump

http://legalinsurrection.com/2017/02/no-ncaa-bracket-for-trump/
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 17, 2017 05:04 PM (OzJeO)

Shits given by the Honey Badger: 0

Posted by: Minuteman at February 17, 2017 05:39 PM (AjjIl)

493 So it was Pearl Bailey who bombed Pearl Harbor. The sneaky bastidge!!!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2017 05:32 PM (wPiJc)

No, no, it was the butler with a knife in the kitchen.

Posted by: Sam at February 17, 2017 05:40 PM (s3+kQ)

494 Both Nugent AND Kid Rock considering a run for Stabenows seat in MI. Daily Caller

Posted by: ThunderB at February 17, 2017 05:37 PM (7z6Xr)

Gives new meaning to the term "battle of the bands"

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 17, 2017 05:40 PM (tHwdc)

495 Ha-ha! Trump can't spell "Sycacuse"!

Posted by: andycanuck at February 17, 2017 05:40 PM (nlbfN)

496 I said what, he ate a bridge?

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 17, 2017 05:36 PM (aMlLZ)

A bridge too far.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 17, 2017 05:41 PM (tHwdc)

497 I couldn't stand the man. He sounded scripted and banal and just irritated the hell out of me.

Its possible if I listened to the man today I wouldn't like him as much but I sure did as a young fella. I do blame him for the "up close and personal" crap they focus on so heavily now, though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 17, 2017 05:41 PM (39g3+)

498 No NCAA Bracket for Trump


That's treasonous. I have the Campbell Fighting Camels taking it all this year.

Posted by: Un-Prez'nit Toonces at February 17, 2017 05:42 PM (Tyii7)

499 498
No NCAA Bracket for Trump



Yeah, he's going to start the Daytona 500 instead.

Posted by: Sam at February 17, 2017 05:43 PM (s3+kQ)

500 At the risk of sounding like one of those people who
argues about everything, (IOW a typical poster here), I couldn't stand
the man. He sounded scripted and banal and just irritated the hell out
of me.


Posted by: pep at February 17, 2017 05:39 PM (LAe3v)


No no, that was Howard Cosel.

http://tinyurl.com/ka3bgpl

Posted by: Sam at February 17, 2017 05:45 PM (s3+kQ)

501 We have been willowed for the Gainzz tread you know
Posted by: Skip at February 17, 2017 05:38 PM (HDU3V)


I know, but I just cannot be bothered to GAF about the GAINZZ thread. If you want to measure out precise meals at the exact right time and get fit, Godspeed, best wishes, and I hope it all turns out well for you. If you want to eat tasty foods, skip your workout sometimes, get a little pudgy, and be content with it... there ought to be a "thread below the GAINZZ thread" imo. I enjoy MoronChat, but talking about insulin makes my eyes glaze over.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2017 05:45 PM (8nWyX)

502 Testing

Posted by: Soona at February 17, 2017 05:46 PM (Fmupd)

503 George "The Animal" Steele dead at 79.

Posted by: tu3031 at February 17, 2017 05:46 PM (qJhUV)

504
At the risk of sounding like one of those people who argues about everything, (IOW a typical poster here), I couldn't stand the man. He sounded scripted and banal and just irritated the hell out of me.
Posted by: pep at February 17, 2017 05:39 PM (LAe3v)


I liked Keith Jackson better than McKay

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 17, 2017 05:47 PM (lKyWE)

505 ok, this is tres serieux, ace has charts and graphs in the gainzzz thread.

Posted by: runner at February 17, 2017 05:47 PM (c6/9Q)

506 TRUMP PUTS SPOTTED OWL ON THE WHITE HOUSE MENU!



Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 17, 2017 04:43 PM (cJDvr)

TRUMP PUTS MUSSELMAN SOUP ON HTE WHITE HOUSE MENU!




Posted by: That Hell's Kitchen Asshole at February 17, 2017 05:50 PM (8iiMU)

507 (That's how Watergate originally busted wide open. Alexander Butterfield, a minor and obscure figure, cracked under the pressure and blurted out the existence of Nixon's secret taping system, previously unknown to the Congress.)
Posted by: torquewrench at February 17, 2017 05:27 PM (noWW6)


The Fake News Media are screaming Watergate about affair d Flynn.. Little do they realize that its Obamas Watergate, and the plumber are all these assholes trying to fix any leaks about TFGs and Hildabeasts malfeseanc, especially the Iran Deal.

This will not end well for them.

Posted by: Minuteman at February 17, 2017 05:52 PM (AjjIl)

508 TRUMP PUTS MUSSELMAN SOUP ON HTE WHITE HOUSE MENU!
Posted by: That Hell's Kitchen Asshole at February 17, 2017 05:50 PM


PEI musselmen?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2017 05:54 PM (p+Wdc)

509 "There's an auditable paper trail which exists."

This is amazing arrogance on their part. When you've gotten away with so much for so long ...

Do I have this right.

Someone taps Flynn's phone calls. Did they need probable cause on a FISA warrant -- or is talking to a Russian official good enough?

Someone tells Acting AG Sally Yates, who goes to the White House and says Flynn's been compromised and is subject to blackmail. Yates doesn't give the WH or Flynn the transcript.

Yates has the FBI interview Flynn. Flynn couldn't recall what exactly he said because he didn't think that whatever he said was a big deal when he said it.

So he says he didn't talk about sanctions, even though maybe he did in passing. So he tells Trump and others that he didn't.

Yates has Flynn caught in a lie because he did say something about sanctions. She sends the transcript to the WH, putting Trump in an awkward position.

Yates knows she's on her way out anyway, so she uses the EO as the basis to force Trump to fire her, insulating her from exposure because now she'll be a Leftie martyr.

Taking down Flynn had multiple objectives including to advance the meme that Trump is colluding with Putin.

But now Yates has made Daddy very, very angry.





Posted by: Ignoramus at February 17, 2017 05:54 PM (SIY7D)

510 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2017 05:29 PM (mbhDw)

He Has a Home in Michigan too

Posted by: EVLINC! at February 17, 2017 05:56 PM (y3aQB)

511 Posted by: tu3031 at February 17, 2017 05:46 PM (qJhUV)

Remaining turnbuckle covers breathe a huge sigh of relief

Posted by: EVLINC! at February 17, 2017 05:57 PM (y3aQB)

512 446 Wait a minute...I thought the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 17, 2017 05:25 PM (0tfLf)





No, that was Pearl Bailey.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton
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AIM FOR ZEE PRICE TAG!
Posted by: Those Germans at February 17, 2017 05:29 PM (8b+oT)


Yeah, Minnie Pearl Bailey

Posted by: Minuteman at February 17, 2017 06:00 PM (AjjIl)

513
Yeah, Minnie Pearl Bailey
Posted by: Minuteman at February 17, 2017 06:00 PM (AjjIl)


Who was married to Bill Bailey who never came home

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 17, 2017 06:02 PM (lKyWE)

514 "Little do they realize that its Obamas Watergate, and the plumber are all these assholes trying to fix any leaks about TFGs and Hildabeasts malfeseanc, especially the Iran Deal."

If I were wartime consigliere Bannon, I'd have worked up a plan to expose the facts to show the following:

Details on the Iran "treaty" and where the planeload of cash went. Cash was used to fund terrorists cells. Hidden codicils to the treaty let Iran develop missiles capable of hitting Israel. Ben Rhodes played MSM.

Obama and Hillary armed Baby ISIS with Benghazi gun running scheme.

Ben Rhodes has been point on fomenting the Trump Russian connection memes, playing MSM.

Economic data was systematically altered at direction of WH.

Obama bundlers were systematically paid off with inflated government contracts.

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 17, 2017 06:06 PM (SIY7D)

515 Posted by: Ignoramus at February 17, 2017 05:54 PM (SIY7D)


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Good synopsis. Now, on to who leaked unlawfully disclosed the transcripts. Indictment, trial, lengthy prison sentence.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 17, 2017 06:07 PM (kTF2Z)

516 513
Yeah, Minnie Pearl Bailey
Posted by: Minuteman at February 17, 2017 06:00 PM (AjjIl)


Who was married to Bill Bailey who never came home
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 17, 2017 06:02 PM (lKyWE)

Actually he joined the Army, where he was constantly stomped by Sergeant Snorkel for playing his guitar out of tune with George Paul and Ringo.

Posted by: Minuteman at February 17, 2017 06:07 PM (AjjIl)

517 Yeah, Minnie Pearl Bailey
Posted by: Minuteman at February 17, 2017 06:00 PM (AjjIl)


Aw, that reminds me, I need to grab a bag of pearl barley out of the basement for the vegetable beef soup. Thanks!

Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2017 06:08 PM (8nWyX)

518 514 - That would be priceless

Posted by: Skip at February 17, 2017 06:08 PM (HDU3V)

519 Came home early, whipped up 100 rounds of .38 Special, and cleaned the new-old revolver that UPS dropped off today. The gun is in great shape and ready for the range in the AM!

Posted by: Weasel at February 17, 2017 06:09 PM (Sfs6o)

520 Well, I guess I am not the only fatass loser not going to the GAINZZZ post.

Posted by: Minuteman at February 17, 2017 06:10 PM (AjjIl)

521 "Obama bundlers were systematically paid off with inflated government contracts."

Here's just one example of what you find when you turn over a rock:

You'll recall that during the Ebola scare, Obama appointed a DC lawyer to be his Ebola Czar. But he already had a Pandemic Czar at CDC, Doctor Nicole Lurie who was responsible for co-ordinating our national response to any and all pandemics. He needed the DC lawyer to divert attention from Lurie because she had become Radioactive for pushing through a $500 million no-bid CDC contract for the development of a small pox vaccine that wasn't needed. The major stockholder of the company that got this contract was Ron Perelman, a billionaire takeover artist and big Obama bundler. No vaccine was ever produced. Andy Stern -- head of the progressive union SEIU -- was on the board and given stock. Literally no "private" individual has visited Obama in the White House more than Andy Stern.

What made Lurie radioactive during the Ebola crisis was that another company had unsuccessfully protested the no-bid contract saying that it could produce a vaccine that was not only good for small pox but other diseases as well -- including Ebola! This company actually created the product, but its supply was in short supply during the crisis. Couldn't let that come to light.


Posted by: Ignoramus at February 17, 2017 06:13 PM (SIY7D)

522 I need to go over to the Wed ONT. There was a link to the Reddit thread that hinted about this Bannon counter-op. I need to find it to see if its got more juicy info, because whoever it was that said he was on the inside was actually on the inside.

Posted by: Minuteman at February 17, 2017 06:13 PM (AjjIl)

523
Came home early, whipped up 100 rounds of .38 Special,

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https://tinyurl.com/pn89bd5



Posted by: EVLINC! at February 17, 2017 06:16 PM (y3aQB)

524 some ahole threw a rock at the presidential motorcade

SS investigating

Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 17, 2017 06:17 PM (Om16U)

525 Cast your own bullets? Its easy to do.

Posted by: Skip at February 17, 2017 06:18 PM (HDU3V)

526 What made Lurie radioactive during the Ebola crisis was that another company had unsuccessfully protested the no-bid contract saying that it could produce a vaccine that was not only good for small pox but other diseases as well -- including Ebola! This company actually created the product, but its supply was in short supply during the crisis. Couldn't let that come to light.


Posted by: Ignoramus at February 17, 2017 06:13 PM (SIY7D)

I donīt doubt that Obama set up some payback for playback action, but this claim about another company having a multi-virus vaccine is a stretch. All the competing company had to do is exist since the Obamacrony company only delivered bupcus.

Posted by: Minuteman at February 17, 2017 06:21 PM (AjjIl)

527 Cast your own bullets? Its easy to do.

Posted by: Skip at February 17, 2017 06:18 PM (HDU3V)


I used to reload like crazy, but was never sure if casting bullets would be all that great for accuracy. Might be a lazy thing too. lol

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 17, 2017 06:21 PM (aMlLZ)

528 Came home early, whipped up 100 rounds of .38 Special, and cleaned the new-old revolver that UPS dropped off today. The gun is in great shape and ready for the range in the AM!

Posted by: Weasel at February 17, 2017 06:09 PM (Sfs6o)


Nice, what did you get?

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 17, 2017 06:22 PM (aMlLZ)

529 524 some ahole threw a rock at the presidential motorcade

SS investigating
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 17, 2017 06:17 PM (Om16U)


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They better. This doesn't need to escalate. I do fear for the lives of Trump and family.

Posted by: Soona at February 17, 2017 06:23 PM (Fmupd)

530 brilliant post by sarah hoyt

(delete space)

https://pjmedia.com/trending/2017/02/17/ trumps-nuke-the-moon___-works/

Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 17, 2017 06:24 PM (Om16U)

531
Nice, what did you get?
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 17, 2017 06:22 PM (aMlLZ)
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S&W K38 - mfg in 1948. It's not pristine - maybe 90-95%, but just like I like 'em for a shooter. Great old guns.

Posted by: Weasel at February 17, 2017 06:28 PM (Sfs6o)

532
I don't get it. If someone can throw a rock at the motorcade, that means they can throw a bomb at the motorcade.

today's Secret Service sucks

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 17, 2017 06:29 PM (s7qwY)

533 Posted by: EVLINC! at February 17, 2017 06:16 PM (y3aQB)
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The other kind of .38 Special!

Posted by: Weasel at February 17, 2017 06:29 PM (Sfs6o)

534 S&W K38 - mfg in 1948. It's not pristine - maybe 90-95%, but just like I like 'em for a shooter. Great old guns.

Posted by: Weasel at February 17, 2017 06:28 PM (Sfs6o)


Oh nice, old guns have charm. My oldest is a 1914 luger, very early run. the old guns just have this thing.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 17, 2017 06:32 PM (aMlLZ)

535 "Some officials fear the cuts targeting the deputy and counselor offices could be a politically-minded purge." Or, you know, just the regular transition of different administrations.

Yeeesh. The hyperventilation is hysterical. And the hysteria is hyperventilated!

With impeachment a dead letter, lifetime judgeships are problematic enough. Now we're supposed to have lifetime appointments to the Blob-ocracy , too?

I'm rooting for the DC-area U-Haul dealers!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 17, 2017 06:35 PM (Ndje9)

536 Trump calling out the national guard to round up illegals. Or not.


Crap, I never get anything.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 17, 2017 06:36 PM (P/kVC)

537 sorry here's a better link to the nuking the moon post


https://t.co/hkHsgtuBCI

Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 17, 2017 06:41 PM (Om16U)

538 Might make more bullets tomorrow morning if there is little to no wind, I am doing it outside on a open fire, well in a small masonry fire pit.

Posted by: Skip at February 17, 2017 06:43 PM (HDU3V)

539 So, Trump is enlisting 100,000 National Guardsmen to grab illegal aliens by the posse comitatus?

Posted by: proudvastrightwingconspirator at February 17, 2017 06:47 PM (hL4DM)

540 519 ... Weasel, Have a great time with the K-38. Mine is from 1954, almost as old as I am. Let us know how it does and what load you used. And wait til you try that single-action trigger!

Posted by: JTB at February 17, 2017 06:49 PM (V+03K)

541
JulianAssange
17/02/17 18:32
The Washington Post is in a $600m bed with the CIA. Over twice the value of the post itself ($250m).

Posted by: EVLINC! at February 17, 2017 06:53 PM (y3aQB)

542 537 ... votermom, I mentioned this several threads above, but thanks for that painting with the three little girls on your blog site. I can always use adorable. :-)

Posted by: JTB at February 17, 2017 06:53 PM (V+03K)

543 JTB, you are very welcome!

I stumbled on it at some printnsite, attributed to the wrong artist.
It was fun tracking down the real artist

Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 17, 2017 06:56 PM (Om16U)

544 trainzzz

Posted by: Smokin' Uncle Joe Biden at February 17, 2017 06:57 PM (Tyii7)

545 ok, this is tres serieux, ace has charts and graphs in the gainzzz thread.
And those are just the ones from his Swedish-made Penis Enlarger!

Posted by: andycanuck at February 17, 2017 06:59 PM (nlbfN)

546 here's an interesting, if somewhat disturbing article on the declination
It's about how a lot of the lefty radfems are also into bdsm as bottoms (hypocrisy) and maybe inviting Islamists in is more of the same for them

Radfems, Cenobites, and the Lament Configuration

https://twitter.com/realmyiq2xu2/status/832731859951849472

Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 17, 2017 06:59 PM (Om16U)

547 On my solder bullet from yesterday, with a lubed patch in my Brown Bess it shouldn't be a problem, but could see in any rigled weapon it could melt some fouling the barrel. But in a emergency situation...

Posted by: Skip at February 17, 2017 07:05 PM (HDU3V)

548 "...could be a politically-minded purge."

you're fuckin right it is

Posted by: uglykidmoe at February 17, 2017 07:13 PM (kIm0a)

549 Kamala, doing for Boxer what Kerry did for Hillary, show that on the D side the pit of stupid is bottomless.

http://tinyurl.com/ht9huxh

Posted by: geoffb5 at February 17, 2017 07:15 PM (d3wbb)

550 In other news, the MSM and liberal melt downs on Twitter are beautiful!

Grab some popcorn.

"American People" and "Enemy of the American People"

Posted by: The Hot Gates at February 17, 2017 07:38 PM (k3uSs)

551 Just a prelim working draft
They probably are going to call out 200000

Posted by: Him at February 17, 2017 08:59 PM (4ke74)

552 Vera probably comes from the root word "veracity," meaning truth.

A baker is someone who bakes things in an over.

A system that rejects the name of a mistress is probably not telling the truth in anything.

Posted by: Ashley Juddhead at February 17, 2017 09:14 PM (SJ184)

553 Here's a little tweet from our friend Chuck Todd: "I would hope that our leaders would never believe that any American
desires to make another American an enemy. Let's dial it back." Don't we all feel better, now?

Posted by: Linda Roberts at February 17, 2017 10:47 PM (m9goj)

554 gen your fired!

Posted by: he's prommotted!? at February 18, 2017 02:27 AM (Wt11D)

555 I can hear a harp playing, not really- Trump should gut the snivel service of partisan hacks who think they work for the demorats instead of the people. Replace the snivel servants with wounded veterans.

Posted by: Rose at February 18, 2017 10:08 AM (HA8mN)

556 "Politically minded"? "Purge"? OMG !!!!!11!!

Posted by: Tom at February 19, 2017 09:54 AM (W2Y+T)

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