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Surprise: Jeff Sessions' Justice Department Will Not Be Enforcing Obama's "Guidance" on Genderless Bathroom Requirements

Amidst all the ego-driven "See we told you!" crap from the asinine and smug NeverTrump camp, it's important to note the ways in which they were wrong.

If they had gotten their way -- the election of Hillary Clinton -- Obama's push to make genderless bathrooms the state-imposed norm would be continuing apace.

Last May, the Justice and Education departments released what has been termed a "dear colleague" letter, providing "significant guidance" to school districts across the country about the best policies for respecting the rights of transgender individuals in schools. Under the auspices of Title IX, the letter advised that schools ought to permit students to use the bathrooms, locker rooms, and other facilities that align with their gender identity rather than their biological sex.

Then, in August, a judge placed a temporary hold on this guidance letter, leaving school bathroom policies in limbo. In a new one-page filing, the Justice Department has advised that it will not continue to push its appeal against the judge's decision, meaning, in part, that the oral arguments scheduled to take place this week will be put off for the foreseeable future.

In addition, 13 states sued the Obama administration over the "dear colleague" letter; the Justice Department’s latest move leaves uncertain the future of that lawsuit. This decision will leave schools across the country free to craft their own bathroom, shower, dorm-room, and locker-room policies in the absence of federal guidance. In practice, this means that every locality will control its own policies, allowing parents, teachers, and local school boards to determine the best path forward.

If the NeverTrump hold-outs want to avoid the complete loss of reputation and credibility with the only part of the country they've ever had any sway with -- as their close cousins in the liberal media have already lost -- it would behoove them to mix in a couple "and here's where our preferred outcome would have been worse" among their never-ending finger-pointing fake-news victory laps.

But, like their close leftist media cousins, they are unaccountably proud of their lack of accomplishments, and can never admit error.

The problem with the incompetent admitting errors is that once they've started, when would they ever end?

Posted by: Ace at 01:32 PM




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Posted by: The Political Hat at February 17, 2017 01:27 PM (OzJeO)

2
I knew Jeff Sessions wouldn't let us down.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 17, 2017 01:28 PM (s7qwY)

3 If the NeverTrump hold-outs want to avoid the complete loss of reputation and credibility
____________________________

Too late!

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at February 17, 2017 01:28 PM (FqgrG)

4
btw, President Trump is Trumpifying at Boeing in SC right now...

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 17, 2017 01:28 PM (s7qwY)

5 Awesome!

The TX AG (IIRC) also just told the NFL to butt-out on his state's decision re: bathroom laws.


#WINNING

Posted by: Lizzy at February 17, 2017 01:29 PM (NOIQH)

6 Last May, the Justice and Education departments released what has been termed a "dear colleague" letter




Are you sure it wasn't a Dear Comrade letter?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 17, 2017 01:29 PM (493sH)

7 Confidence is contagious

Posted by: blaster at February 17, 2017 01:29 PM (tewYv)

8
trump
trump
trump

deport
deport
deport

Posted by: Original Jake at February 17, 2017 01:29 PM (VBsKP)

9 Will Berkley add D.C. to the list of places that they won't visit?

FTW!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2017 01:30 PM (ZO497)

10 And a big rally tomorrow in FL. Trump ain't gonna let the MFM win.

Posted by: Soona at February 17, 2017 01:30 PM (Fmupd)

11 Genderless bathrooms lead to more children being molested.

MSM/Liberals argue the molesters are "born that way" and should not be criminalized.

Eventually, pedophilia becomes the new gay, and is completely accepted.

/this is the bullet we dodged.

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 17, 2017 01:30 PM (J5mC3)

12
I guess I'll just have to hold it four more years.

Posted by: Tranny with a Scholong at February 17, 2017 01:31 PM (OZmbA)

13 there are zero Kardashians that I would do sex to.


they are all wacko birds

Posted by: Original Jake at February 17, 2017 01:31 PM (VBsKP)

14 This decision will leave schools across the country free to craft their own bathroom, shower, dorm-room, and locker-room policies in the absence of federal guidance.

Just like Nazi Germany.

Posted by: rickl at February 17, 2017 01:31 PM (zoehZ)

15 George 'The Animal' Steel RIP.

Posted by: Macho Man at February 17, 2017 01:31 PM (bc2Lc)

16 Dear Prudence

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2017 01:32 PM (IqV8l)

17 8 - Never gets old Jake, never gets old.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2017 01:32 PM (ZO497)

18 I wonder how the colleges are going to react when the NCAA tells them they can't have sports activities in like 30 states?

Posted by: Flyguy at February 17, 2017 01:32 PM (3sOO0)

19 Are the leftists going to hold "A Day without Transgenders" and everybody who is transgendering will call in sick?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2017 01:32 PM (fDdVG)

20 Finally the grown ups are in charge.

Posted by: IP at February 17, 2017 01:32 PM (2vWLN)

21 A lot of the high profile nevertrumps left the gate a long time ago. They are just gibbering fools and evil bastards.

I am still seething over the fact that Bill Kristol literally endorsed a police state of faceless bureaucrats instead of Trump.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2017 01:32 PM (92kX2)

22 >>Are the leftists going to hold "A Day without Transgenders" and everybody who is transgendering will call in sick?

Ooh, Fen, bring on the snark!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 17, 2017 01:33 PM (NOIQH)

23
The Senate has confirmed Oklahoma Attorney General Scott Pruitt to lead the EPA with 52 yes votes and 46 no votes.

Sen. Susan Collins (R-ME) was the only Republican to vote no. Pruitt
received two Democrat yes votes: Heidi Heitkamp from North Dakota and
Joe Manchin from West Virginia.

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at February 17, 2017 01:33 PM (e8kgV)

24 I just got used to the girls following me into the restroom...to check out my junk.

Posted by: Under Fire at February 17, 2017 01:33 PM (nN3W/)

25 Well, this proves that SESSIONS IS HITLER!!!

Posted by: The Incredibly Stupid Sarah Silverman at February 17, 2017 01:33 PM (qJhUV)

26 "The TX AG (IIRC) also just told the NFL to butt-out on his state's decision re: bathroom laws."


I refuse to give him the traffic, but I'm ultra lib Mike Florio at Pro Football Talk is looking fro the nearest fainting couch.

Posted by: Benji Carver at February 17, 2017 01:33 PM (OD2ni)

27 17 8 - Never gets old Jake, never gets old.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2017 01:32 PM (ZO497)
.........................

thank you

Posted by: Original Jake at February 17, 2017 01:34 PM (VBsKP)

28 Never Trumpers voted themselves off the island.

Don't need 'em. Don't want 'em.

New direction is to re-brand the GOP as more inclusive and less Country Club. Welcoming to Deplorables including minority Deplorables.

Never Trumpers like William Kristol are like Lena Dunham -- attention whores. If you ignore them, they go away

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 17, 2017 01:34 PM (SIY7D)

29 there are zero Kardashians that I would do sex to.


they are all wacko birds

Posted by: Original Jake at February 17, 2017 01:31 PM (VBsKP)


**shrugs**

As long as the sex is good*, they go away afterwards and they have no way to track you down, what's the problem?

*which, admittedly, is a crapshoot with any woman.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 17, 2017 01:34 PM (X6fMO)

30 Now Trump's talking about military build-up... "A military might so great that none will dare challenge it. None!"

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at February 17, 2017 01:34 PM (4bKiB)

31 The guy knows how to work a crowd.

Posted by: Soona at February 17, 2017 01:34 PM (Fmupd)

32
Are the leftists going to hold "A Day without Transgenders" and everybody who is transgendering will call in sick?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Now that would surely crash the economy!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2017 01:34 PM (IqV8l)

33 Oh no! Where am I going to masturbate?

Posted by: Chris Cillizza at February 17, 2017 01:34 PM (HgMAr)

34
BREAKING:

President Trump Just Implied That Woman Can't Be Beautiful After 30!

Posted by: Fake News at February 17, 2017 01:34 PM (s7qwY)

35 Are the leftists going to hold "A Day without Transgenders" and everybody who is transgendering will call in sick?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
---------

Consider the irony, 'calling in sick'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2017 01:35 PM (ZO497)

36 "If the NeverTrump hold-outs want to avoid the complete loss of reputation and credibility"


Too late for that. FFS, Bill Kristol and Egg McMuffin were cheering the illegal leaks from the CIA.

Posted by: Benji Carver at February 17, 2017 01:35 PM (OD2ni)

37 The never Trump crowd is still around trying to undermine him and create subterfuge. These are despicable, sniveling little dictatorial slobs, who know no boundaries and satiate their personal needs on the backs of our countries electorate and our constitution.

I don't wish anyone ill will. But let's just say self immolation would be SAD.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 17, 2017 01:35 PM (C+u+R)

38 Bill Kristol should get a job at the Clinton Global Initiative.

Oh, wait.

Posted by: blaster at February 17, 2017 01:35 PM (tewYv)

39 Are the leftists going to hold "A Day without Transgenders" and everybody who is transgendering will call in sick?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2017 01:32 PM (fDdVG)
_______________________________________



I hope so.. Those protests are so moving..
I'm ashamed to say that I trolled FB this morning by asking why the US economy didn't fail yesterday, and if anybody really missed their Illegal hired help.

Posted by: IP at February 17, 2017 01:35 PM (2vWLN)

40
Hearts and Minds To Follow- a limerick



In the fictional country Eastphalia
Where the pervs dress in paraphernalia
The citizens piss
In Utopian bliss
'Cause the Feds still control genitalia

Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2017 01:35 PM (wPiJc)

41 If the NeverTrump hold-outs want to avoid the complete loss of reputation and credibility with the only part of the country they've ever had any sway with -- as their close cousins in the liberal media have already lost -- it would behoove them to mix in a couple "and here's where our preferred outcome would have been worse" among their never-ending finger-pointing fake-news victory laps.

The vast majority of both conservatives and squishes who opposed Trump pretty much said right after the election that Trump was President, they hoped for his Presidency to be a good one, and that they'd applaud Trump when he did good. The few who are reflexively against Trump are just virtue signalling and can be ignored

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 17, 2017 01:35 PM (OzJeO)

42 First of all, prayers up for Vic.

II. HAPPY HAPPY MP4!

Have some Gish.

http://bit.ly/2lryKgb


C. I shall be calm and sedated as I note that Dear Colleague letters should be given no credence at all, should be prohibited as statements of agency intention, that Title IX, to the extent that it was ever necessary, is necessary no longer and should be repealed, that the Administrative Procedures Act needs to get syphilis and then be hurled into the center of the Sun and those cowardly feckweasels in Congress could stop all of this is they actually, you know, did their jobs and revoked all of this utter trash.

See! See how I didn't yell or anything!


I'm going to go have a stroke now.

Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at February 17, 2017 01:35 PM (mf5HN)

43 Did I miss Ace talking about Baronelle Stumpzmen (I think?) the baker in Washington State being hammered for not selling flowers for the gay wedding? Came out this last week; the Washington State Supreme Court ordered her to be punished for it, I think?

We have a long road to hoe to fight back against the left.

Posted by: Vanceone at February 17, 2017 01:36 PM (819B5)

44
Never Trumpers voted themselves off the island.

A ghost ship National Review cruise that never reaches a port.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2017 01:36 PM (IqV8l)

45 >>I refuse to give him the traffic, but I'm ultra lib Mike Florio at Pro
Football Talk is looking fro the nearest fainting couch.

Heh, good.

Who the f is the NFL, NBA, companies like Apple, or the city of San Francisco to bully states into doing something their citizens don;t want to do?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 17, 2017 01:36 PM (NOIQH)

46 Well, this proves that SESSIONS IS LITERALLY HITLER!!!


Posted by: The Incredibly Stupid Sarah Silverman at February 17, 2017 01:33 PM


FIFY.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2017 01:37 PM (p+Wdc)

47 BREAKING:

President Trump Just Implied That Woman Can't Be Beautiful After 30!



I'm going NeverTrumper on that one.

Posted by: eleven at February 17, 2017 01:37 PM (qUNWi)

48 Barky's peepee hardest hit.

Posted by: Killerdog at February 17, 2017 01:37 PM (BLdUN)

49
Did I miss Ace talking about Baronelle Stumpzmen (I think?) the baker in Washington State being hammered for not selling flowers for the gay wedding? Came out this last week; the Washington State Supreme Court ordered her to be punished for it, I think?

NPR was celebrating this ruling yesterday.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2017 01:37 PM (IqV8l)

50
BREAKING: President Trump Claims that "Made In The U.S.A." Is Only Four Words!

Posted by: Fake News at February 17, 2017 01:37 PM (s7qwY)

51 So no more kowtowing to the mentally ill.

Works for me.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 17, 2017 01:37 PM (2x9LM)

52 I hope so.. Those protests are so moving..
I'm ashamed to say that I
trolled FB this morning by asking why the US economy didn't fail
yesterday, and if anybody really missed their Illegal hired help.

NO BURRITO FOR YOU!!!

Posted by: The Burrito Nazi at February 17, 2017 01:37 PM (qJhUV)

53 Five year old girls should just shut up and get used to guys in dresses whipping their dicks out in the ladies' room.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2017 01:38 PM (0mRoj)

54 Not baker, florist. Man, it's almost noon. I must be running on Ace time.

Posted by: Vanceone at February 17, 2017 01:38 PM (819B5)

55 >>C. I shall be calm and sedated as I note that Dear Colleague letters
should be given no credence at all, should be prohibited as statements
of agency intention, that Title IX, to the extent that it was ever
necessary, is necessary no longer and should be repealed, that the
Administrative Procedures Act needs to get syphilis and then be hurled
into the center of the Sun and those cowardly feckweasels in Congress
could stop all of this is they actually, you know, did their jobs and
revoked all of this utter trash.




ALL of this^^^^

*pushes lemon bar through usb to AtC*

Posted by: Lizzy at February 17, 2017 01:38 PM (NOIQH)

56 48 Barky's peepee hardest hit.
Posted by: Killerdog at February 17, 2017 01:37 PM (BLdUN)

You have no idea.

Posted by: Reggie Love at February 17, 2017 01:38 PM (0mRoj)

57 I am convinced that THIS directive from The Kenyan won the election for Trump.


Normal Americans knew instinctively that this was appalling and absurd!

Posted by: Pam at February 17, 2017 01:38 PM (cF0hS)

58 Well, this proves that SESSIONS IS HITLER!!!
Posted by: The Incredibly Stupid Sarah Silverman at February 17, 2017 01:33 PM (qJhUV)


Would Sessions be the LITERALLY HIMMLER to Trump's LITERALLY HITLER?

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 17, 2017 01:39 PM (OzJeO)

59 What kind of asshole ever though this was a good idea. What fucking idiot would want his daughter going into a bathroom or locker room with these freaks?

If you want to cut off your dick, go right ahead in the privacy of your own home. This crap where the gender Nazis want to force their distorted lifestyle on normal people was going to, or maybe still will end badly for them.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 17, 2017 01:39 PM (C+u+R)

60 Oh Yeah! U-verse is coming to my house next week! I get internet service after a year of zero internet!!!1!1!1!11eleventy!!!!

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at February 17, 2017 01:39 PM (kBiSH)

61 Thank God they went crazy and wouldn't settle for one or two huge victories. If it wasn't for the bathrooms* and silly wedding pizza viciousness, Hillary would probably be picking SCOTUS appointments and cementing single payer.

They had it and threw it away for trivial little thoughtcrimes.

Posted by: Press One for Moron at February 17, 2017 01:39 PM (/f1mm)

62 Who are we supposed to hate?
The person who wrote the letter. Ok, the DOJ wrote the letter, no the Department of Education and the DOJ wrote the letter, ( a cast of thousands).

Or the judge that injoined the government to stop the bad Fed policy like Judge Robart who stopped Trump's bad immigration policy. Because we need the court system to stop the federal government, because that is why we have the court system; to over rule the federal bureaucracy.

Or are we hatin' on Trump because he won't enforce the law Title IX like he swore an oath to do.

Or are we hatin' on the NeverTrumpers because Trump isn't going to challenge the court's decision to stop the DoJ/DoE from enforcing the gender rules for bathrooms.

This is very confusing to me. If you want me hatin' on someone, the target for all this hate has to be clear. Otherwise, I'm just gonna hate everybody, just to be sure I get one of them, which is fine with me. I have enough hate to go around.

Posted by: Floyde Farthengton at February 17, 2017 01:39 PM (bUHo8)

63 Pruitt
received two Democrat yes votes: Heidi Heitkamp from North Dakota and
Joe Manchin from West Virginia.
Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD

Those two are literally....running scared.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at February 17, 2017 01:39 PM (RFeQD)

64 PRUITT!!!!

PRUITT PRUITT PRUITT PRUITT

PRUITT!!!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 17, 2017 01:40 PM (YsaNw)

65 I'm going to go have a stroke now.

Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at February 17, 2017 01:35 PM (mf5HN)


Clearly, Sessions needs you on his team at DoJ!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 17, 2017 01:40 PM (UDXti)

66 44
Never Trumpers voted themselves off the island.

A ghost ship National Review cruise that never reaches a port.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2017 01:36 PM (IqV8l)


----------------


*cues faint ghostly singing*

Posted by: Soona at February 17, 2017 01:40 PM (Fmupd)

67 At the front door of the DOJ, Sessions should install an area rug that covers most the entranceway, but leaving a narrow bare floor path on the side. Have a spotter on hand to see who wipes their feet and who takes the side path.

The image on the rug? TFG, of course.

Those that take the side path get assigned to the Barrow AK field office.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 17, 2017 01:41 PM (xpfRn)

68 OMG! How in the hell am I going to figure out what bathroom to use now without someone in Washington DC telling me?

Oh, the horror! the horror!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 17, 2017 01:41 PM (5VlCp)

69 * thanks goes to the NCAA and similar groups for publicizing it to people who don't care about politics, too. Did you think people didn't notice when their basketball games might be interrupted because NC separates men and women exactly the same way your sports contests do?

Posted by: Press One for Moron at February 17, 2017 01:41 PM (/f1mm)

70 Fire everybody at DoJ hired under the Obama admin unless they are absolutely essential and provably apolitical. That'll start things down the road to wellville.

Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at February 17, 2017 01:41 PM (RD7QR)

71 I, for one, think the NeverTrumpers serve a purpose, to wit, to illustrate the thinking and strategies of the Vichy wing of the GOP. Those folks are very comfortable in their role of sabotaging any wins and collaboration with the enemy. It lets them go to all the cool parties in DC and provided them with a nice life complete with favorable bleats from the press from time to time. All they want out of life is:

To go along to get along.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at February 17, 2017 01:41 PM (kXoT0)

72 Well, this proves that SESSIONS IS HITLER!!!

Posted by: The Incredibly Stupid Sarah Silverman at February 17, 2017 01:33 PM (qJhUV)



Would Sessions be the LITERALLY HIMMLER to Trump's LITERALLY HITLER?

..........SHUT UP!!!!

Posted by: The Incredibly Stupid Sarah Silverman at February 17, 2017 01:41 PM (qJhUV)

73 i love these new guys in charge

Posted by: concrete girl at February 17, 2017 01:41 PM (c86f9)

74 "47 BREAKING:

President Trump Just Implied That Woman Can't Be Beautiful After 30! "


I think the same thing about boys after 12.

Posted by: Harry Reid at February 17, 2017 01:41 PM (OD2ni)

75 56 48 Barky's peepee hardest hit.
Posted by: Killerdog at February 17, 2017 01:37 PM (BLdUN)

You have no idea.
Posted by: Reggie Love at February 17, 2017 01:38 PM (0mRoj)



Not his sphincter?

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 17, 2017 01:42 PM (ujg0T)

76 Thank you, Lizzy.

*noms*


Here's some Myrna Loy too.


http://bit.ly/2kGStED

Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at February 17, 2017 01:42 PM (mf5HN)

77 "If the NeverTrump hold-outs want to avoid the complete loss of reputation and credibility with the only part of the country they've ever had any sway with..."

That ship sailed months ago, Moose out front should have told'ya

Posted by: random lurker commenter at February 17, 2017 01:42 PM (+tRIN)

78 Ace, the outcome of the AGs case shouldn't be 'uncertain'. Sessions should take the left's favorite tactic and ram it up their a$$es. Settle the case in a manner that gives the AGs everything they want and use the court system to write new regulations. Sue and settle, it's what's for dinner.

Posted by: joe, no that other one at February 17, 2017 01:42 PM (QFnhZ)

79 >>President Trump Just Implied That Woman Can't Be Beautiful After 30! "

*cough* "Agreed" *cough* - Hollywood

Posted by: Lizzy at February 17, 2017 01:43 PM (NOIQH)

80 Oh, you mean Sessions believes the gender you were born as, and which is irreversibly encoded in your chromosomes, should dictate which bathroom you use?

Oh the horror. What a Neanderthal! It's the Scopes Monkey Trial, only with more pizazz

Posted by: Marcus T at February 17, 2017 01:43 PM (C+u+R)

81 If they had gotten their way -- the election of Hillary Clinton

The mood would be quite a bit darker on this here blog.

I can't even contemplate it.

Posted by: kallisto at February 17, 2017 01:44 PM (nNdYv)

82 A day without trannies = a regular day for most Americans already.

Posted by: Press One for Moron at February 17, 2017 01:44 PM (/f1mm)

83 Would Sessions be the LITERALLY HIMMLER to Trump's LITERALLY HITLER?
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 17, 2017 01:39 PM (OzJeO)

Better haircut.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2017 01:45 PM (92kX2)

84 Posted by: Floyde Farthengton at February 17, 2017 01:39 PM (bUHo



Who said anyone wanted you hating anything? Maybe just think for yourself?

Posted by: Dirty Randy at February 17, 2017 01:46 PM (jjaLl)

85 I don't know if it's my machine but the front page is acting crayzee.

Posted by: eleven at February 17, 2017 01:46 PM (qUNWi)

86 I am still seething over the fact that Bill Kristol literally endorsed a police state of faceless bureaucrats instead of Trump.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2017 01:32 PM (92kX2)


If for nothing else, I'll buy Trump wine and celebrate President Trump for encouraging so many sleazy worthless anti-Constitution RINOs and other assorted douche-bags to take off their masks and reveal the warped personalities beneath.

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 17, 2017 01:46 PM (UDXti)

87
It lets them go to all the cool parties in DC and provided them with a nice life complete with favorable bleats from the press from time to time. All they want out of life is:

To go along to get along.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil


Speaking of which:

Bob Michel, Last Leader of the ‘Old School’ House GOP, Dies at 93

http://tinyurl.com/z3kq4hv

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2017 01:46 PM (IqV8l)

88 "In practice, this means that every locality will control its own policies,"

OMG, the fascism never ends !

/sarc (for safety)

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 17, 2017 01:46 PM (Oeb2k)

89 If for nothing else, I'll buy Trump wine and celebrate President Trump for encouraging so many sleazy worthless anti-Constitution RINOs and other assorted douche-bags to take off their masks and reveal the warped personalities beneath.
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 17, 2017 01:46 PM (UDXti)

Hear, Hear.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2017 01:47 PM (92kX2)

90 First phase of the first 100 days is nearly over. Left has only been able to frustrate and delay. Despite this cabinet picks are nearly all in place. More good things will happen now that the likes of Sessions, Price and Pruitt get going.

Tillerson is uniquely placed to know how to use energy prices as as diplomatic tool. Which is why he got picked. Expect interesting Deals to be struck with Russia and the Saudis to knock off ISIS and deal with the refugee crisis, and to counter Iran. Developing ...

Reworked EO to issue next week. While the Left is claiming a scalp here, in hindsight their Lawfare will look silly, obstructionist and even dangerous. I've posted before about how the EO will get reworked. There may also be action to rescind DACA and replace it with new deportation priorities putting criminals first and valedictorians last. I want an Express Lane for those who illegally vote.

Next phase is legislative including ObamaCare, and Gorsuch getting on SCOTUS. I hope that Schumer reacts to Trump calling him a lightweight and forces the nuclear option.

No prisoners!

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 17, 2017 01:47 PM (SIY7D)

91 That's a big airplane.

Posted by: Soona at February 17, 2017 01:47 PM (Fmupd)

92 I was starting to watch th NatGeo channel until they put a Katie Couric special on about trannies and sick ass parents who let their kids "choose" their gender. That was the end of that. I'm going back to book reading.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 17, 2017 01:47 PM (C+u+R)

93 It's like....Christmas never ended. At this rate I will be able to depend on liberal tears to sustain me for the next 4 years.

Posted by: Luke Duke at February 17, 2017 01:47 PM (xzezz)

94 If for nothing else, I'll buy Trump wine and celebrate President Trump for encouraging so many sleazy worthless anti-Constitution RINOs and other assorted douche-bags to take off their masks and reveal the warped personalities beneath.
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 17, 2017 01:46 PM (UDXti)

I bought really cute Ivanka Trump shoes!

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at February 17, 2017 01:47 PM (kXoT0)

95 78 Ace, the outcome of the AGs case shouldn't be 'uncertain'. Sessions should take the left's favorite tactic and ram it up their a$$es. Settle the case in a manner that gives the AGs everything they want and use the court system to write new regulations. Sue and settle, it's what's for dinner.
Posted by: joe, no that other one
____________

PLEASE make this happen!

Posted by: Furious George at February 17, 2017 01:48 PM (77i7V)

96 A ghost ship National Review cruise that never reaches a port.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2017 01:36 PM (IqV8l)



Now I want to watch Triangle.


By the by, Triangle is excellent and once you realize what story is being told and why, it's heartbreaking.

Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at February 17, 2017 01:48 PM (mf5HN)

97 If a certain place WANTS to have unisex bathrooms for adults, then so be it.
If not, I'm good there too, but it's none of DC's concern where I stand/sit (ewwww).
That being said, I do not believe that gender is as fluid as it's made to be.

Posted by: IP at February 17, 2017 01:48 PM (2vWLN)

98 Hoping that Sessions' Justice Department will prosecute for obstruction and conspiracy Loretta Lynch, Sally Yates and/or anyone else who made the decision to deny the FBI use of warrants and a grand jury in investigating Hillary's use of a secret server to store national security information.

Let's put a large crowd of 40-year FBI veterans on the stand to testify just how bizarre and out-of-the-ordinary such a decision was for a case of this nature.

Since thanks to Obama's last minute order the NSA is now allowed to freely share its intelligence intercepts with other agencies, let's take a look at NSA data on Lynch's and Yates' phone calls, emails, messaging and travel to identify contacts with the Clintons, their lawyers or surrogates during the time the FBI was investigating the Clintons for the secret server or for the Clinton foundation.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at February 17, 2017 01:48 PM (hA1V+)

99 O/T just for funsies, or maybe not because winning:
https://tinyurl.com/hzu7g5q

Posted by: cornbred at February 17, 2017 01:48 PM (ED54H)

100 BREAKING:

ICE Illegally Holding Pre-Citizens in FEMA Camps!

Posted by: Credible Fake News at February 17, 2017 01:48 PM (J5mC3)

101 >>Would Sessions be the LITERALLY HIMMLER to Trump's LITERALLY HITLER?

Yes.

You just have to remember to include Sessions' middle name Beauregard to make sure he sounds extra Southern (read: raaaacist) for the full effect.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 17, 2017 01:49 PM (NOIQH)

102 It's important to make it clear though ( which it won't be) is that this action by Sessions is based on state's rights and freedom of the people of those states to decide for themselves and not based on trying to suppress the ' rights' of transgenders. I know Trump is the supposed honey badger and he don't care but this will further push the Left to claim he is against the gay community. That's the exact opposite of his personal views.

I have to give him credit for his priorities.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 17, 2017 01:49 PM (34alA)

103 Pantsuits are too attractive!

#nevertrump

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 17, 2017 01:49 PM (UujCh)

104 62 Who are we supposed to hate?

EVERRRRYOOONNE!!!!

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2017 01:50 PM (0mRoj)

105 I just saw two pussy hat ladies near my work. These were GROWN women with bright pink Vagina Cat hats on.

They looked like walking billboards for Trump 2020.

Posted by: Max Power at February 17, 2017 01:50 PM (q177U)

106 I hate everyone and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

Posted by: eleven at February 17, 2017 01:50 PM (qUNWi)

107 Once upon a time, there used to be a store called Target. That store's CEO
decided to go full retard and implement genderless bathroom policy
(words, words, words) ........and that is how, children, they lost
customers and were bought by a chinese grocery chain...

Posted by: runner at February 17, 2017 01:51 PM (c6/9Q)

108 Holy crap if the Feds put illegals in the Obama camps and we got to watch the (D)s protest against them...

Posted by: Press One for Moron at February 17, 2017 01:51 PM (/f1mm)

109 It's like....Christmas never ended. At this rate I will be able to depend on liberal tears to sustain me for the next 4 years.
---

Yeah, I work with a lot of overly emotional liberals, and it's exhausting listening to the constant "president cheeto" comments.

I'm getting to the point where I just don't want to talk to anyone at my job any more.

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 17, 2017 01:51 PM (J5mC3)

110
You all realize ISIS is going to use this as a recruiting tool?

Posted by: E Pluribus Juan at February 17, 2017 01:52 PM (ZFUt7)

111 88 "In practice, this means that every locality will control its own policies,"

OMG, the fascism never ends !

/sarc (for safety)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 17, 2017 01:46 PM (Oeb2k)

I have laughed over the last 40 years over the fascist label being applied to those who wanted to ruthlessly and without qualm: LEAVE YOU THE HELL ALONE!

Freedom=slavery.
Death=Life.
Slavery=Freedom (and see that asshat piece of samsonite jackassery from a college defending Islamic slavery for this fricking one.)

As I get older, I find myself less tolerant of those who seem to give comfort and aid to those who are the enemies of western civilization (and the individual, Freedom and Christianity.) I have tried numerous times to try to mentally square what I know has to be true (that there are good and decent Muslims) with the reality that what is being pushed and allowed to happen is unfettered evil.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2017 01:52 PM (92kX2)

112
Mark Sanford just allowed himself to be used and abused by a liar on msnbc.

Sanford handled it okay but that was pretty embrassing.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 17, 2017 01:52 PM (s7qwY)

113 OOh, that is good:

Secretary of State Rex Tillerson is cleaning house at the State Department, according to a report....

Many of those let go were on the building's seventh floor --- top-floor
bigs --- a symbolically important sign to the rest of the diplomatic corps
that their new boss has different priorities than the last one.


I'm assuming this includes the jerks who were bringing in more people from the 7 banned countries ASAP after the travel ban was stopped?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 17, 2017 01:52 PM (NOIQH)

114
I was starting to watch the NatGeo channel until they put a Katie Couric
special on about trannies and sick ass parents who let their kids
"choose" their gender.

HA! And everybody tells me my career's heading downhill!! Can you believe that?

Posted by: Perky Katie Couric at February 17, 2017 01:52 PM (qJhUV)

115 I saw on the newsstand today all the usual rag magazines are going after Melania. "The life she never wanted", spectate ways and all that shit. Meanwhile when the Wookie was Firat Lady it was all "how beautiful" (ick), what a strong couple and all that bullshit.

I'm telling you I despise the media more than any other group in this country. They have the most despotic impulses of anybody I can think of.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 17, 2017 01:52 PM (C+u+R)

116 state's rights and freedom of the people of those states to decide for themselves


---


I saw that movie. It is a classic.

Posted by: Floyde Farthengton at February 17, 2017 01:53 PM (bUHo8)

117 And so, the winning, it continues... IA Gov. Branstad (R), signed a bill into law for a complete overhaul to the collective bargaining power of Iowa unions, including the state public unions.

Posted by: IP at February 17, 2017 01:53 PM (2vWLN)

118 RIP Bob Michel. Good man. Wounded at the Battle of the Bulge. As a congressional leader, he was not equipped to deal with the new, nasty Dem party that became dominant in the 80's.

Posted by: Benji Carver at February 17, 2017 01:53 PM (OD2ni)

119 Yeah, I work with a lot of overly emotional liberals

So, A) You get stuck with most of the work?
B) What other kind of liberal IS there?

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at February 17, 2017 01:54 PM (nd1zx)

120

In a related story, the "man" that Cover Girl hired to model their make up is in SJW hot water. "He" tweeted that he couldn't believe they were sending him to South Africa and hoped he didn't catch Ebola. RACIST!!!!! Well "he" went from SJW hero to enemy of the peoples in no time. He apologized and acknowledged his white cis privilege (whatever the fark that is). Cover Girl immediately rushed to say they didn't support what he tweeted but that's not enough there are calls to fire him. Live by the SJW bullshit, die by the SJW bullshit

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 17, 2017 01:54 PM (493sH)

121 Now I want to watch Triangle.


By the by, Triangle is excellent and once you realize what story is being told and why, it's heartbreaking.
Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at February 17, 2017 01:48 PM (mf5HN)

I sort of agree. However, the evil represented by the main character completely negates any good qualities the film might have had.

Sure, she wants to make it right. Does not matter.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2017 01:54 PM (92kX2)

122 Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at February 17, 2017 01:42 PM (mf5HN)

You are terrifying in your rage and munificent in your benevolence, Imperial One.

For you, before I leave for the day, the tragic Sharon Tate:

http://tinyurl.com/zyxj9fp

And the delicious Gina Lollobrigida:

http://tinyurl.com/jntb2cn

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 17, 2017 01:54 PM (X6fMO)

123 >>>Sanford handled it okay but that was pretty embrassing.


How's Lamont holding up?

Posted by: Dirty Randy at February 17, 2017 01:54 PM (jjaLl)

124 I'm pretty sure Katie Couric's next gig is behind a 7-11

Posted by: Marcus T at February 17, 2017 01:54 PM (C+u+R)

125 Sanford is the guy who told everyone he was playing Oregon Trail while he was going to visit his Brazilian mistress, right?

Posted by: Press One for Moron at February 17, 2017 01:54 PM (/f1mm)

126 they are unaccountably proud of their lack of accomplishments, and can never admit error.

The alt-right would never have happened, but that the regular NRO-Weekly Standard - GOP establishment accomplished absolutely jack shit since 1996.

Bill Kristol was an early Jeb! enthusiaste IIRC. Can you imagine the first four weeks of a Jeb! presidency?

Posted by: V the K at February 17, 2017 01:54 PM (O7MnT)

127 Mark Sanford just allowed himself to be used and abused by a liar

The Argentine slam is back?

Posted by: kallisto at February 17, 2017 01:54 PM (nNdYv)

128 Also
For the 'ettes and shopping-abled.
Burlington coat factory shit-listed themselves by boycotting Ivanka's shoes.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 17, 2017 01:55 PM (UujCh)

129 Once upon a time, there used to be a store called Target. That store's CEO
decided to go full retard and implement genderless bathroom policy
(words, words, words) ........and that is how, children, they lost
customers and were bought by a chinese grocery chain...
Posted by: runner at February 17, 2017 01:51 PM (c6/9Q)

Yep, they are literally the closest big box store to me and I have not been inside their doors in at least 3 years. They lost me when I went in to buy some Memorial Day flowers for my husband's grave and when I asked them to point me in that direction, the guy sniffed and said we don't do MD flowers as we stood there by the mounds of Memorial Day stuff for sale--chips, coolers, lawn chairs, etc. I said good to know you don't mind making a buck off the holiday while ignoring its meaning and turned and walked out.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at February 17, 2017 01:55 PM (kXoT0)

130 >>>The TX AG (IIRC) also just told the NFL to butt-out on his state's decision re: bathroom laws.


#WINNING

...

my next post is on this. thanks for reminding me.

Posted by: ace at February 17, 2017 01:55 PM (8rNrN)

131 You are terrifying in your rage and munificent in your benevolence, Imperial One.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 17, 2017 01:54 PM (X6fMO)

Wait, did I mis-click and this is the previous thread?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2017 01:56 PM (92kX2)

132
According the fake news outlet msnbc, fact-checkers debunked what President Trump yesterday and concluded that he "misled the American people to a certain extent."

So the msnbc liar asked Mark Sanford to comment on the lies told by President Trump. Sanford blew it off the best he could, but you could tell he was blindsided by the setup.

Plus, Sanford is a pussy.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 17, 2017 01:56 PM (s7qwY)

133 the "man" that Cover Girl hired to model their make up is in SJW hot water.

I can't believe that a guy that puts on makeup with a trowel and flaunts himself in public with it is otherwise dumb as a stump.

Can't. Believe. It.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at February 17, 2017 01:56 PM (nd1zx)

134 Breaking: Trish Regan is wearing a black top, covering her cleavage, while retaining her cuteness.


Posted by: Trish fanboi at February 17, 2017 01:56 PM (8iiMU)

135 "C. I shall be calm and sedated as I note that Dear Colleague letters should be given no credence at all, should be prohibited as statements of agency intention, that Title IX, to the extent that it was ever necessary, is necessary no longer and should be repealed, that the Administrative Procedures Act needs to get syphilis and then be hurled into the center of the Sun and those cowardly feckweasels in Congress could stop all of this is they actually, you know, did their jobs and revoked all of this utter trash."

*Applauds, stamps feet*

THIS ! ^^^
would make a great start, we would at least start to see the swamp level sinking ....

"See! See how I didn't yell or anything! "

*golf clap*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 17, 2017 01:56 PM (Oeb2k)

136 >>Would Sessions be the LITERALLY HIMMLER to Trump's LITERALLY HITLER?

Yes.

You just have to remember to include Sessions' middle name Beauregard to make sure he sounds extra Southern (read: raaaacist) for the full effect.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 17, 2017 01:49 PM (NOIQH)


F**kin' Bavarians...

Posted by: Prussian Junker at February 17, 2017 01:56 PM (OzJeO)

137 67
At the front door of the DOJ, Sessions should install an area rug that
covers most the entranceway, but leaving a narrow bare floor path on the
side. Have a spotter on hand to see who wipes their feet and who takes
the side path.

The image on the rug? TFG, of course.

Those that take the side path get assigned to the Barrow AK field office.


Posted by: GnuBreed at February 17, 2017 01:41 PM (xpfRn)

I think we should start a GoFundMe page for this. Donate it to the DOJ as a celebratory gift to Sessions getting his new job.
Only question I have though: What do you do with the person who drops their trousers and scoots their butt across the carpet?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 17, 2017 01:57 PM (jxbfJ)

138 Sanford handled it okay but that was pretty embrassing.
How's Lamont holding up?
Posted by: Dirty Randy at February 17, 2017 01:54 PM (jjaLl)

Fred is an old fish-eyed fool and Lamont is a big dummy! And don't get me started on Grady, the old heathen. Any one seen Rollo?

Lawd Jeezus!

Posted by: Aunt Esther Moochelle at February 17, 2017 01:57 PM (5VlCp)

139 That being said, I do not believe that gender is as fluid as it's made to be.
Posted by: IP at February 17, 2017 01:48 PM


Susan Sarandon is coming around to gender fluidity, apparently signalling she could be open to a 'non-traditional' partnership at the age of 70.

Perhaps Dr. Furter had more of an effect than any of us realized lo those many midnight showings ago.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 17, 2017 01:57 PM (DMUuz)

140 ******UPDATE ON VIC*******

Mrs. Vic just let me sent me this text:

"Another setback. Bacteria level still going up. He had CT scan and will be admitted back into hospital"

continue prayers and good thoughts are appreciated

Posted by: phoenixgirl...7 days until spring training at February 17, 2017 01:57 PM (0O7c5)

141 Burlington coat factory shit-listed themselves by boycotting Ivanka's shoes.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 17, 2017 01:55 PM (UujCh)


This is just crazy and suicidal - in a business sort of way.

I rarely if ever shop at any of the retailers who dropped Ivanka's product. So it's no great loss to me.
Kohl's is still safe, right?

Posted by: kallisto at February 17, 2017 01:57 PM (nNdYv)

142
Apparently Mark Sanford just did an interview with Poshitico that the Left is touting as anti-Trump.

So msnbc thought they had a Republican Shit they could use to say negative things about Trump.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 17, 2017 01:57 PM (s7qwY)

143 Only question I have though: What do you do with the person who drops their trousers and scoots their butt across the carpet?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 17, 2017 01:57 PM (jxbfJ)

I can bring my dog- he does a mean scoot.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2017 01:57 PM (92kX2)

144 Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at February 17, 2017 01:55 PM (kXoT0)

I always thought Target was a store of marginal quality at best before this nonsense, so it was really easy for me to cross them off my shopping list forever.

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 17, 2017 01:58 PM (UDXti)

145
Sanford is the guy who told everyone he was playing Oregon Trail while he was going to visit his Brazilian mistress, right?
Posted by: Press One for Moron at February 17, 2017 01:54 PM (/f1mm)


Appalachian Trail

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 17, 2017 01:58 PM (lKyWE)

146 Yeah, I work with a lot of overly emotional liberals

So, A) You get stuck with most of the work?
B) What other kind of liberal IS there?
---

A. Not always. I've known many of these people for 20 years, Before the Craziness, and most really like me, so they don't always knowingly screw me over.

B. Yeah, you've got me on that one. The only variation are the gay ones, which are Ubergrubeenfuhrer Histrionic Liberals. I have one of those in the workplace, but he doesn't talk to me any more. Winning.

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 17, 2017 01:58 PM (J5mC3)

147 Please please please let Sears buy Target.

Posted by: Press One for Moron at February 17, 2017 01:58 PM (/f1mm)

148 Susan Sarandon is coming around to gender fluidity, apparently signalling she could be open to a 'non-traditional' partnership at the age of 70.

Perhaps Dr. Furter had more of an effect than any of us realized lo those many midnight showings ago.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 17, 2017 01:57 PM (DMUuz)


Dammit, Janet!

Posted by: Dr. Scott at February 17, 2017 01:58 PM (OzJeO)

149 Ace: But, like their close leftist media cousins, they are unaccountably proud of their lack of accomplishments, and can never admit error.

But Ace, it's not that they were mistaken about Trump. It's that they have a different agenda, and didn't prevail. To the extent that they were wrong about what Trump would be like, they knew it at the time and were just disingenuously trying to weaken support for Trump.

They can't unabashedly campaign for their agenda, because it's not popular with the American people, as the American people rightly sense they are getting screwed by them.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at February 17, 2017 01:59 PM (hA1V+)

150 I drive right past a Target about four times a month now where before I would usually stop twice per month.

Amazon better watch their shit too, because I don't *need* them either.

Posted by: E Pluribus Juan at February 17, 2017 01:59 PM (ZFUt7)

151 After yesterday's presser, has anyone heard much about Russia?

Mission accomplished.

Posted by: Soona at February 17, 2017 01:59 PM (Fmupd)

152 125 Sanford is the guy who told everyone he was playing Oregon Trail while he was going to visit his Brazilian mistress, right?
Posted by: Press One for Moron at February 17, 2017 01:54 PM (/f1mm)

==================

Appalachian Trail. It's the spinoff series.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 17, 2017 01:59 PM (vur0q)

153 Kohl's is still safe, right?
---

So far. Do they carry Ivanka products?

To be honest, I've never seen Ivanka products at any of the non-pricey places that say they carry them.

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 17, 2017 01:59 PM (J5mC3)

154 Please keep the prayers up for Vic. The world is so much more of an interesting place with him around.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 17, 2017 01:59 PM (jxbfJ)

155 There's definitely gender fluidity. That's part of the reason boys can't be girls and vice versa.

Posted by: Press One for Moron at February 17, 2017 01:59 PM (/f1mm)

156 Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 17, 2017 01:57 PM (s7qwY)

Yes, I have always viewed Sanford as representative of the best qualities of the RINO Establishment, so the Politico interview was a terrific blow!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 17, 2017 02:00 PM (UDXti)

157 "148 Susan Sarandon is coming around to gender fluidity, apparently signalling she could be open to a 'non-traditional' partnership at the age of 70."


Maybe Tim Robbins is hung like a pimple.

Posted by: Benji Carver at February 17, 2017 02:00 PM (OD2ni)

158 67

Why punish Alaska with liberal crusading lawyers? An assignment to an overseas posting, say Afghanistan, would cause less damage. And I'm sure it's an underlawyered country.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at February 17, 2017 02:00 PM (FtrY1)

159 Appalachian Trail. It's the spinoff series.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 17, 2017 01:59 PM (vur0q)

Less dysentery, more moonshine.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2017 02:00 PM (92kX2)

160 Can you believe the lies he tells! Can you believe it!?!?!? He said he'd won the biggest victory since Reagan! That was 1984! He really only won the biggest victory since George HW Bush in 1988.

Clearly the man is a fascist dictator who is a threat to democracy!

Posted by: Shep Smith at February 17, 2017 02:00 PM (FqgrG)

161 150
I drive right past a Target about four times a month now where before I would usually stop twice per month.

I usually wave (ok, not with four of my fingers anyways) at Target when I drive by. They lost be back with their conceal carry crap they pulled.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 17, 2017 02:01 PM (jxbfJ)

162 154 Please keep the prayers up for Vic. The world is so much more of an interesting place with him around.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 17, 2017 01:59 PM (jxbfJ)

Amen.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2017 02:01 PM (92kX2)

163 "Appalachian Trail. It's the spinoff series."


Heh. That was one of those lies that was so bad you figure the person wanted to get busted.

Posted by: Benji Carver at February 17, 2017 02:01 PM (OD2ni)

164 This, by the way, is a big deal.

Obama couldn't get what he wanted through congress. So the progressives came up with this bullshit "Dear college" type of thing. A letter to various public institutions and industries suggesting that, unless they complied with what Obama wanted, a thing that was not actually law or even regulation, they could be somehow prosecuted. It was all bullshit. But worded the right way, with the right signatures, it made the legal people pressure people to come into compliance. It also gave the progressives at a ready made excuse to do what they wanted to do anyway "see, we don't want to have genderless bathrooms, but our hand is being forced...."

This my friends...THIS is fascism. This is how fascism works - a corporatist scheme where the government doesn't pass laws, it simply encourages (intimidates) people into doing what it wants. No one is responsible, and everyone is responsible. It is the rule of men, not laws. It is fascism with a smiley face. Disgusting.

Posted by: George Orwell's Ghost at February 17, 2017 02:02 PM (UgF8H)

165 After yesterday's presser, has anyone heard much about Russia?
---

BREAKING:

TRUMP'S PERSONAL FEMALE BODYGUARDS ARE REALLY RUSSIAN SPIES TRAINED PERSONALLY BY PUTIN!

also...

MELANIA TRUMP IS REALLY A RUSSIAN SPY TRAINED PERSONALLY BY PUTIN!

Posted by: Credible Fake News at February 17, 2017 02:02 PM (J5mC3)

166 I bought a few bottles of Trump wine for Christmas gifts for select family and friends.

Sour grapes, as it were

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 17, 2017 02:02 PM (SIY7D)

167 "155 There's definitely gender fluidity. That's part of the reason boys can't be girls and vice versa."


It's all Ray Davies fault.

Posted by: Benji Carver at February 17, 2017 02:02 PM (OD2ni)

168 I think Melania does have "Resting Sad Face." in my opinion. That makes her even more beautiful. She is even more appealing than Trumps daughter in my opinion.

Posted by: Max Power at February 17, 2017 02:03 PM (q177U)

169 Dammit, Janet!
Posted by: Dr. Scott at February 17, 2017 01:58 PM


It's just a jump to the left.

Posted by: The Transylvanians at February 17, 2017 02:03 PM (DMUuz)

170 There's big money to be made on a Gauntlet / Oregon Trail mash-up.

"Hiram is about to die."

Posted by: Press One for Moron at February 17, 2017 02:03 PM (/f1mm)

171 shit where are bill kristol and bull wynn going to take a dump now?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 17, 2017 02:03 PM (KP5rU)

172 This my friends...THIS is fascism. This is how fascism works - a corporatist scheme where the government doesn't pass laws, it simply encourages (intimidates) people into doing what it wants. No one is responsible, and everyone is responsible. It is the rule of men, not laws. It is fascism with a smiley face. Disgusting.
Posted by: George Orwell's Ghost at February 17, 2017 02:02 PM (UgF8H)

This. And behind it all is the idea that men will come for you who do not need any warrants at all- or will make some up.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2017 02:03 PM (92kX2)

173 I sort of agree. However, the evil represented by the main character completely negates any good qualities the film might have had.

Sure, she wants to make it right. Does not matter.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2017 01:54 PM (92kX2)



The point of the movie is that there is no escape and there is no way to make it right. I'm not sure how what she did negates the good qualities of the film since what she did and the cosmic consequences thereto are the entire point.

Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at February 17, 2017 02:03 PM (mf5HN)

174 Gender is not fluid. However, peoples' brains may exhibit some fluidity - from normal to nuts.

Posted by: runner at February 17, 2017 02:04 PM (c6/9Q)

175 BREAKING:

PREVIOUS TRUMP GIRLFRIEND DESCRIBED HIM AS HAVING 'RUSSIAN HANDS AND ROMAN FINGERS': DEMOCRATS DEMAND SPECIAL PROSECUTOR LOOK INTO ALLEGATIONS.

MORE AFTER WE RELOAD THE BONG.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at February 17, 2017 02:04 PM (nd1zx)

176 Prayers for Vic.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2017 02:05 PM (PY9jH)

177 After yesterday's presser, has anyone heard much about Russia?

Mission accomplished.

Posted by: Soona


Well they still have that spy ship off the coast compiling a list of leakers and the reporters they leak to.

Putin to Trump: ''I have a list for you. We make deal, yes?''

Posted by: E Pluribus Juan at February 17, 2017 02:05 PM (ZFUt7)

178 lol, Trish is mocking CNN's symphony tweets on FBN.



Posted by: Trish fanboi at February 17, 2017 02:05 PM (8iiMU)

179 "I think Melania does have "Resting Sad Face." in my opinion"

Growing up in Eastern Europe will do that

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 17, 2017 02:05 PM (SIY7D)

180 The point of the movie is that there is no escape and there is no way to make it right. I'm not sure how what she did negates the good qualities of the film since what she did and the cosmic consequences thereto are the entire point.
Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at February 17, 2017 02:03 PM (mf5HN)

I agree- she is in a literal hell. I liked the movie and got what it is saying.

I just wanted a ghost ship movie without the heavy bring down of a moral parable.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2017 02:05 PM (92kX2)

181
Mark Sanford holds Tim Scott's old House seat.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 17, 2017 02:05 PM (s7qwY)

182 I kept telling the nevertrumper assholes that 8 years of Obama had created a leftist bureaucracy that would never be thwarted if Hillary added years to it. See what's happening with those lefties Obama left in? The OFA plants everywhere? Imagine what Hillary, Obama's more evil older sister would have done.


At least pretending people with penises are "women" is not going to be mandatory, yet.

Posted by: dagny at February 17, 2017 02:06 PM (Mc+44)

183
148 Susan Sarandon is coming around to gender fluidity, apparently signalling she could be open to a 'non-traditional' partnership at the age of 70."

But she still has the cans of a 40 year old

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 17, 2017 02:06 PM (lKyWE)

184 Aetius - funny you should say that, I was thinking about an old bumpersticker about "those scary people who want to seize power and use it to leave you alone" as I was posting.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 17, 2017 02:06 PM (Oeb2k)

185 II. HAPPY HAPPY MP4!

Have some Gish.

http://bit.ly/2lryKgb

Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me



Happy Birthday MP^4!

That Gish is from both of us. Well, I picked it out. OK, she picked it out. I would have agreed that it was a good birthday present if she'd asked, which she almost always does.

And I didn't technically come up with the idea of getting you a birthday Gish but I didn't oppose it in any way, especially seeing as the first I knew of it was when it was posted here.

I would have kicked in to buy it for you if she'd asked. And if I had money. Anyway, I hope you have a very lovely birthday and enjoy the Gish that's from us.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at February 17, 2017 02:06 PM (mgbwf)

186 Sessions is playing with fire. Everyone knows Rome fell because transgender Romans could not use the use the male or female piss troughs and buckets they felt like using.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi and Elijah Cummings at February 17, 2017 02:06 PM (AMIL/)

187 I am still seething over the fact that Bill Kristol literally endorsed a police state of faceless bureaucrats instead of Trump.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2017 01:32 PM (92kX2)

Come on now. He's simply stating in public what the in-crowd goal has been since the end of the Cold War. A kinder, gentler police state with heaps of socialism.

Posted by: Keith at February 17, 2017 02:06 PM (USf3s)

188 I just wanted a ghost ship movie without the heavy bring down of a moral parable.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2017 02:05 PM (92kX2)



Oh yeah that's a completely fair point.

Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at February 17, 2017 02:06 PM (mf5HN)

189 >>That being said, I do not believe that gender is as fluid as it's made to be.


Look at the list of 31 recognized genders by NYC. Some them have to do with what the person is wearing, such as cross-dresser, drag king, drag queen, butch...so, like, today I'm in chinos so call me Joe (he/him/his) and tomorrow I'm in a dress so call me Jess (she/her/hers). Then there are the nonsense ones that don't map to a bathroom designation like gender-gifted, androgynous, pangender, third-sex, two-spirit, etc.
This is all such a joke.


Posted by: Lizzy at February 17, 2017 02:07 PM (NOIQH)

190 174
Gender is not fluid. However, peoples' brains may exhibit some fluidity - from normal to nuts.


Posted by: runner at February 17, 2017 02:04 PM (c6/9Q)

Taint that the truth.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 17, 2017 02:07 PM (jxbfJ)

191 Would Sessions be the LITERALLY HIMMLER to Trump's LITERALLY HITLER?

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 17, 2017 01:39 PM (OzJeO)



So that's why Trump had Christie over. He's looking for a Goering!!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 17, 2017 02:07 PM (493sH)

192 Susan Sarandon has always grossed me out.


I can not understand what people are seeing.

Posted by: eleven at February 17, 2017 02:07 PM (qUNWi)

193 192: fistbump.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 17, 2017 02:08 PM (KP5rU)

194 I always wondered why TFG was so gung ho about genderless bathrooms.

How would the ass feel if one of his daughters had to share one with a big dude in a dress?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2017 02:08 PM (PY9jH)

195 In addition, 13 states sued the Obama administration over the "dear
colleague" letter; the Justice Department's latest move leaves uncertain
the future of that lawsuit.


The lawsuit should go forward, and much like the EPA's tactics, the DoJ should choose to lose.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 17, 2017 02:08 PM (4WhSY)

196 192 Susan Sarandon has always grossed me out.


I can not understand what people are seeing.
Posted by: eleven at February 17, 2017 02:07 PM (qUNWi)

Your eyes are too far up.

Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at February 17, 2017 02:08 PM (RD7QR)

197 The Deep State knows that every swinging tranny cock in the girls' locker-room is a vote for Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Fritz at February 17, 2017 02:08 PM (2Mnv1)

198 GOPe likes the crease in that lady's trousers in the other stall.

Posted by: Slo-Pitch Whiffer at February 17, 2017 02:08 PM (zke7T)

199
Supposebly Susan Saranwrap looked hot in a 1980 movie with Burt Lancaster.

That was 37 years ago...

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 17, 2017 02:08 PM (s7qwY)

200
192 Susan Sarandon has always grossed me out.
I can not understand what people are seeing.
Posted by: eleven at February 17, 2017 02:07 PM (qUNWi)
--------
She's bug-eyed.

Posted by: Weasel at February 17, 2017 02:08 PM (Sfs6o)

201 Anyway, I hope you have a very lovely birthday and enjoy the Gish that's from us.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at February 17, 2017 02:06 PM (mgbwf)



Yes, MP4, I can absolutely concur that the Gish is from the both of us.

Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at February 17, 2017 02:09 PM (mf5HN)

202 I usually wave (ok, not with four of my fingers anyways) at Target when I drive by. They lost be back with their conceal carry crap they pulled.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 17, 2017 02:01 PM (jxbfJ)


I shop at Kroger pretty much weekly. For one thing, their stuff is good and cheap, especially if you have a card; the froofy rye or flax breads are like $2/loaf compared to $4 for the same thing everywhere else.

But the thing that makes it extra tasty is that they told Pearl Clutching Mothers Who Demand Action About Children that Kroger stores would conform with the CCW laws in their various locations, and if they were in jurisdictions where it was permitted, sad trombone for you guys, I guess.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2017 02:09 PM (8nWyX)

203 Get well, Vic.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable at February 17, 2017 02:09 PM (GX63o)

204
You know, there was a time, in the 1800's, when Bette Davis didn't look like Marty Feldman's older sister.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 17, 2017 02:09 PM (s7qwY)

205 "Come on now. He's simply stating in public what the in-crowd goal has been since the end of the Cold War. A kinder, gentler police state with heaps of socialism."


David Brooks has been saying for years that we should be ruled by a group Ivy League elites.

Posted by: Benji Carver at February 17, 2017 02:09 PM (OD2ni)

206 David Duke officially endorsed Keith Ellison for DNC chair. This should be fun.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at February 17, 2017 02:09 PM (UBzPO)

207 Susan Sarandon has always grossed me out.

I can not understand what people are seeing.


She wants to be dirty.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 17, 2017 02:10 PM (4WhSY)

208 Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at February 17, 2017 02:06 PM (mf5HN)

Did you ever see 'Ghost Ship'? It was made by the same guys who did a ton of non-traditional haunted house movies about that time. I liked it, but I prefer a more psychological haunted house movie (Legend of Hell House) rather than the 'new and fun gore' variety.

That is kind of what I was hoping for with Triangle.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2017 02:10 PM (92kX2)

209
I just can't get over Mark Sanford allowing himself to be used like a cheap whore for msnbc.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 17, 2017 02:10 PM (s7qwY)

210 Susan Sarandon was hot when she was young. There aren't a lot of 70 year olds I'd hit if I had the chance

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 17, 2017 02:10 PM (SIY7D)

211 The plan for the never Trumpers was to pick up the pieces after a cataclysmic Hillary term.

With all the winning going on that is just not going to happen, so I can see why they are pissed that our Republican form of governement wasnīt destroyed.

Posted by: Minuteman at February 17, 2017 02:11 PM (AjjIl)

212 So that's why Trump had Christie over. He's looking for a Goering!!!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 17, 2017 02:07 PM (493sH)

Stop eating Herman!!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2017 02:11 PM (92kX2)

213 All weewee'd up and no place to go.

Posted by: Barack Obama at February 17, 2017 02:11 PM (nWc4E)

214 Things were getting so bad under Obama that just having just having sane, obviously normal policy that wouldn't have been questioned until libs went insane now seems like winning.

Posted by: Ripley at February 17, 2017 02:11 PM (1BQGO)

215
Even in Bull Durham, sarandon looked like an old bag.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 17, 2017 02:11 PM (s7qwY)

216 I shop at Kroger pretty much weekly. For one thing,
their stuff is good and cheap, especially if you have a card; the froofy
rye or flax breads are like $2/loaf compared to $4 for the same thing
everywhere else.



But the thing that makes it extra tasty is that they told Pearl
Clutching Mothers Who Demand Action About Children that Kroger stores
would conform with the CCW laws in their various locations, and if they
were in jurisdictions where it was permitted, sad trombone for you guys,
I guess.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2017 02:09 PM (8nWyX)


Yeah. The Krogers here have no problem with people carrying, concealed or open.


We get Kroger points for fuel, too.

Win-win.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2017 02:11 PM (PY9jH)

217 >>I always wondered why TFG was so gung ho about genderless bathrooms.

Me, too. Just figured it was part of his war on western civilization/judeo-Christian culture, and to distract us from all the other stuff he was doing. Hard to fight socialism when you're trying to keep your kids safe from weirdos.


As for his daughters, the older one interned for Lena Dunham, and is now working for creepy Harvey Weinstein in Hollywood. I would not let my kid take either of those jobs.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 17, 2017 02:11 PM (NOIQH)

218 210 Susan Sarandon was hot when she was young. There aren't a lot of 70 year olds I'd hit if I had the chance
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 17, 2017 02:10 PM (SIY7D)

Christy Brinkley and Jane Seymour are coming close.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2017 02:11 PM (92kX2)

219 @137 .... fast track to promotion !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 17, 2017 02:11 PM (Oeb2k)

220 "192 Susan Sarandon has always grossed me out.
I can not understand what people are seeing.
Posted by: eleven at February 17, 2017 02:07 PM (qUNWi)"


I suggest you watch the lemon scene in Atlantic City. It may help you understand.

Posted by: Benji Carver at February 17, 2017 02:12 PM (OD2ni)

221
That whole Bull Durham movie was stupid. Everyone was in their late 30's and still playing minor league ball with hopes to go to the majors??

No way.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 17, 2017 02:12 PM (s7qwY)

222 210 Susan Sarandon was hot when she was young. There aren't a lot of 70 year olds I'd hit if I had the chance
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 17, 2017 02:10 PM (SIY7D)


I saw her on that MessNBC clip, she looked great for her age.

Posted by: kallisto at February 17, 2017 02:12 PM (nNdYv)

223 Dear Lord,

Please Hold our Brother Vic in Your Mighty Healing Hands and Bring him back to wellness. Please Grant his health care providers wisdom, discernment, and kindness.

In Your Son's Holy Name,

Amen

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in vast pools of winning! at February 17, 2017 02:13 PM (kXoT0)

224 199
Supposebly Susan Saranwrap looked hot in a 1980 movie with Burt Lancaster.

That was 37 years ago...

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 17, 2017 02:08 PM (s7qwY)


----------------


Or Blowup in the 60's. First time that I saw bare tits in a movie.

Posted by: Soona at February 17, 2017 02:13 PM (Fmupd)

225 220 Uh huh,yep.

Posted by: steevy at February 17, 2017 02:13 PM (r/0kC)

226 Me, too. Just figured it was part of his war on western civilization/judeo-Christian culture, and to distract us from all the other stuff he was doing. Hard to fight socialism when you're trying to keep your kids safe from weirdos.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 17, 2017 02:11 PM (NOIQH)

Dense pack theory. It has been fun to watch Trump dial it up to eleven and shove it up their squeak holes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2017 02:13 PM (92kX2)

227 But she still has the cans of a 40 year old

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 17, 2017 02:06 PM (lKyWE)


Weeeeellllll..... might be she can afford top-of-the-line over-the-shoulder-boulder-holders.....

Posted by: Dirty Randy at February 17, 2017 02:13 PM (jjaLl)

228
See now we're gonna have people here tell us how hot Helen Mirren is. She's not.

She's old.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 17, 2017 02:13 PM (s7qwY)

229 216
I shop at Kroger pretty much weekly. For one thing,

their stuff is good and cheap, especially if you have a card; the froofy

rye or flax breads are like $2/loaf compared to $4 for the same thing

everywhere else.





But the thing that makes it extra tasty is that they told Pearl

Clutching Mothers Who Demand Action About Children that Kroger stores

would conform with the CCW laws in their various locations, and if they

were in jurisdictions where it was permitted, sad trombone for you guys,

I guess.



Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2017 02:09 PM (8nWyX)

Yeah. The Krogers here have no problem with people carrying, concealed or open.


We get Kroger points for fuel, too.

Win-win.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2017 02:11 PM (PY9jH)

Closest Kroger to me is 4 hours away. But we have Market Basket and shop there.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 17, 2017 02:13 PM (jxbfJ)

230
She's bug-eyed.
Posted by: Weasel at February 17, 2017 02:08 PM (Sfs6o)


Never noticed her eyes

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 17, 2017 02:13 PM (lKyWE)

231 Dear Lord,



Please Hold our Brother Vic in Your Mighty Healing Hands and Bring
him back to wellness. Please Grant his health care providers wisdom,
discernment, and kindness.



In Your Son's Holy Name,



Amen

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in
vast pools of winning! at February 17, 2017 02:13 PM (kXoT0)


What she said, Lord. Amen.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2017 02:13 PM (PY9jH)

232 So, if co-ed bathrooms are cool and all, why not have co-ed dorm rooms. Wouldn't that be just a little bit farther along the road that liberals are now taking?

Posted by: Tim Pruett at February 17, 2017 02:14 PM (AdH7C)

233 I suggest you watch the lemon scene in Atlantic City. It may help you understand.

^ points ^

This guy is a true cineaste. There's also a compelling bathtub scene in Joe which should be considered by the Academy.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at February 17, 2017 02:14 PM (mgbwf)

234 Did you ever see 'Ghost Ship'? It was made by the same guys who did a ton of non-traditional haunted house movies about that time. I liked it, but I prefer a more psychological haunted house movie (Legend of Hell House) rather than the 'new and fun gore' variety.

That is kind of what I was hoping for with Triangle.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2017 02:10 PM (92kX2)


I did see Ghost Ship and I thought that was what Triangle would be as well.

Some of this is colored by the fact that I really like Melissa George. If you haven't seen A Lonely Place To Die I recommend that. Hikers out on a hike in the Scottish Highlands attempt to do a good deed and all hell breaks loose. The ending is a bit ridiculous but for the most part it is quite good.

Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at February 17, 2017 02:14 PM (mf5HN)

235 there are zero Kardashians that I would do sex to.


they are all wacko birds
Posted by: Original Jake at February 17, 2017 01:31 PM (VBsKP)

Not even the dog? I donīt think the dog is cra-cra.

Posted by: Minuteman at February 17, 2017 02:14 PM (AjjIl)

236 IIRC Susan Sarandon was in a vampire movie in the early 80s. Even decades later, exposed breasts and lesbian scenes have a way of making you somewhat tolerant of silliness.

Posted by: Press One for Moron at February 17, 2017 02:14 PM (/f1mm)

237 228


See now we're gonna have people here tell us how hot Helen Mirren is. She's not.



She's old.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 17, 2017 02:13 PM (s7qwY)

Won't hear it from me.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 17, 2017 02:14 PM (jxbfJ)

238 Anyway, I hope you have a very lovely birthday and enjoy the Gish that's from us.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at February 17, 2017 02:06 PM (mgbwf)


Yes, MP4, I can absolutely concur that the Gish is from the both of us.

Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at February 17, 2017 02:09 PM (mf5HN)


**pushes bottle of Veuve Cliquot through both USB ports**

I can't see the birthday Gish because it's a tumblr link, but I will at home.

And thank you both very much.

And thanks to Shelvey and all the Horde. It's a good birthday to spend here.

Now, to home. Hope you all have a lovely weekend.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 17, 2017 02:15 PM (X6fMO)

239 Goddammit. UPS guy is late.

Posted by: Weasel at February 17, 2017 02:15 PM (Sfs6o)

240 The bottom scroll on the CNN Cuomo morning said:

"Trump refuses to denounce anti-semitic attacks

They never learn

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 17, 2017 02:15 PM (SIY7D)

241
Damn, I'm lacking energy today. I really must get out in the garage and change the oil on the lawn tractor because that three feet of snow on the ground won't last forever. I'm going to need that tractor running in five months.

So I went to make some coffee, and put in a little evaporated milk because I don't have cream, and I thought I should get some coffee creamer which is probably just evaporated milk. So then I thought about non dairy creamer and that is when I discovered (via wiki) that the powdered form of non dairy creamer is subject to dust explosions and is used by Hollywood special effects guys for that reason.

So if you want to blow something up, get a fifty pound bag of non dairy coffee creamer and some kind of blower that will get you the right fuel/air mixture.

Posted by: Floyde Farthengton at February 17, 2017 02:16 PM (bUHo8)

242 235 there are zero Kardashians that I would do sex to.


they are all wacko birds
Posted by: Original Jake at February 17, 2017 01:31 PM (VBsKP)

Not even the dog? I don't think the dog is cra-cra.
Posted by: Minuteman at February 17, 2017 02:14 PM (AjjIl)

Ok, let me take that shovel from you.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2017 02:16 PM (92kX2)

243 Look at the list of 31 recognized genders by NYC.

Yeah - their thinking on this is such a disorganized mess.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at February 17, 2017 02:16 PM (4bKiB)

244 During Trump's speech at Boeing, I turned over to MSLSD, and they were scrolling about him bringing up winning the election.

Keep doing that thing to the chicken, losers. Sad.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2017 02:16 PM (PY9jH)

245 If gender and race are fluid, why not age, too? I hereby declare that I identify as an 18 year old Black male with a 4.0 who demands admission to UCLA along with a full scholarship from the NAACP.

Posted by: LASue, now even more deplorable at February 17, 2017 02:17 PM (CLKfs)

246
David Brooks has been saying for years that we should be ruled by a group Ivy League elites.


Which was pretty much the period 1989 - 2017, the Bush-Clinton-Bush-Obama Era.

Posted by: V the K at February 17, 2017 02:17 PM (O7MnT)

247 IIRC Susan Sarandon was in a vampire movie in the early 80s. Even
decades later, exposed breasts and lesbian scenes have a way of making
you somewhat tolerant of silliness.

With Catherine Deneuve I believe. So...woah.

Posted by: tu3031 at February 17, 2017 02:17 PM (qJhUV)

248 y'all know Trump is a Grampa?


I'll bet he is a bad ass grampa

Posted by: Original Jake at February 17, 2017 02:17 PM (VBsKP)

249 230
She's bug-eyed.
Posted by: Weasel at February 17, 2017 02:08 PM (Sfs6o)

-----------------


Those aren't her eyes.

Posted by: Soona at February 17, 2017 02:17 PM (Fmupd)

250 Posted by: Floyde Farthengton at February 17, 2017 02:16 PM (bUHo
--------
I wonder if the fine particulate matter is the same thing that caused 18th Century grist mills to blow up?

Posted by: Weasel at February 17, 2017 02:18 PM (Sfs6o)

251 There was a Susan Sarandon wax figure in the Times Square Maddam Tussaud's.

I'd hit that too. All I got was me in a picture.

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 17, 2017 02:18 PM (SIY7D)

252 231
Dear Lord,





Please Hold our Brother Vic in Your Mighty Healing Hands and Bring

him back to wellness. Please Grant his health care providers wisdom,

discernment, and kindness.





In Your Son's Holy Name,





Amen



Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is now luxuriating in

vast pools of winning! at February 17, 2017 02:13 PM (kXoT0)

What she said, Lord. Amen.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2017 02:13 PM (PY9jH)

^^^^^^^^^^^^^This

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 17, 2017 02:18 PM (jxbfJ)

253 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjMQbzBhTb4

Posted by: Conan at February 17, 2017 02:18 PM (T1UVW)

254
Really and Immediately we need to:

1. Create our own twitter
2. Create our own facechimp
3. Create our own board of "fact-checkers" to combat the lies of Fake News

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 17, 2017 02:18 PM (s7qwY)

255
IIRC Susan Sarandon was in a vampire movie in the early 80s.

You thinking of Lauren Hutton in that terrible movie with Jim Carrey?

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 17, 2017 02:19 PM (s7qwY)

256 "Trump refuses to denounce anti-semitic attacks

They never learn
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 17, 2017 02:15 PM (SIY7D)

=====

He has one (converted) Jewish daughter, a son in law and grand kids. Don't let those pesky facts get in the way though, Chris.

Posted by: Flyboy at February 17, 2017 02:19 PM (bUjWk)

257
nood





bood

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 17, 2017 02:19 PM (s7qwY)

258 Nood.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 17, 2017 02:19 PM (WuRdh)

259 I think we should start a GoFundMe page for this. Donate it to the DOJ as a celebratory gift to Sessions getting his new job.
Only question I have though: What do you do with the person who drops their trousers and scoots their butt across the carpet?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 17, 2017 01:57 PM (jxbfJ)

Half as much as the person who leaves a Lincoln Log on the bridge of his nose

Posted by: Minuteman at February 17, 2017 02:20 PM (AjjIl)

260 I wonder if the fine particulate matter is the same thing that caused 18th Century grist mills to blow up?
Posted by: Weasel at February 17, 2017 02:18 PM (Sfs6o)


Opening a packet of instant hot chocolate and tossing the contents into a campfire results in a pretty festive pillar of flame 20 foot high. Too bad they didn't have a merit badge for that.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2017 02:20 PM (8nWyX)

261 Don't get any gender fluid on your face.

Posted by: Max Power at February 17, 2017 02:20 PM (q177U)

262 So, if co-ed bathrooms are cool and all, why not have co-ed dorm rooms. Wouldn't that be just a little bit farther along the road that liberals are now taking?

Coed dorm rooms are already a thing at some colleges.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 17, 2017 02:21 PM (Tnhbr)

263 I wonder if the fine particulate matter is the same thing that caused 18th Century grist mills to blow up?

Posted by: Weasel at February 17, 2017 02:18 PM (Sfs6o)


That's how the mill blows up in Michael Crichton's "Timeline"....

Posted by: Dirty Randy at February 17, 2017 02:21 PM (jjaLl)

264 >>Yeah - their thinking on this is such a disorganized mess.

But there's no organized way to do it because it is fantasyland.

IIRC, facebook opened up gender selection options and now has over 50.
This is silly, these people pretending they're special and interesting because of their contrived gender identity. Be a freak in the bedroom, just stop demanding others must recognize and accomodate it.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 17, 2017 02:21 PM (NOIQH)

265
Those aren't her eyes.
Posted by: Soona at February 17, 2017 02:17 PM (Fmupd)
---------
Have to admit she had respectable fun bags back in the day - but at 70? I'm thinking the fun has gone out of those bags.

Posted by: Weasel at February 17, 2017 02:21 PM (Sfs6o)

266 NeverTrumpers need to stop obsessing on things that don't win national elections, and start obsessing on things that do.



Posted by: William Eaton at February 17, 2017 02:22 PM (MuTTO)

267 Obama couldn't get what he wanted through congress. So the progressives came up with this bullshit "Dear college" type of thing. A letter to various public institutions and industries suggesting that, unless they complied with what Obama wanted, a thing that was not actually law or even regulation, they could be somehow prosecuted. It was all bullshit. But worded the right way, with the right signatures, it made the legal people pressure people to come into compliance. It also gave the progressives at a ready made excuse to do what they wanted to do anyway "see, we don't want to have genderless bathrooms, but our hand is being forced...."

This my friends...THIS is fascism. This is how fascism works - a corporatist scheme where the government doesn't pass laws, it simply encourages (intimidates) people into doing what it wants. No one is responsible, and everyone is responsible. It is the rule of men, not laws. It is fascism with a smiley face. Disgusting.
Posted by: George Orwell's Ghost at February 17, 2017 02:02 PM (UgF8H)k

This is spot on. I believe I have posted before about a small town in Michigan that has a total of 5,000 residents, including Jeff Daniels, the actor. Year before last, when transgender became the victim du jour for the progressives, the five person town council was warned by their lawyer that if they didn't pass an ordinance threatening businesses in the town to not discriminate against LGBTs' regarding dressing rooms, bathrooms, employment, etc. the town could somehow magically become liable, and the five individual town council members personally liable for lawsuits filed on transgenders behalf.

So after much fearful discussion, the council caved, one member who refused to go along left , and they voted in an ordinance forbidding any business from engaging in the above. In essence, if you were a business and a six foot tall bearded male in heels walked into you little grocery store, demanding to be hired, you better hire them.

And just recently, the council was forced to approve a human rights council to be formed in the town government. Yes, you read that correctly. A town of 5,000, whose claim to fame is the Jiffy baking mix company and Jeff Daniels, now has a human rights council whose purpose is to sniff out and report human rights violations.

And have these violations prosecuted and the feed store owner, or the lady who has a little garden shop downtown prosecuted and jailed.

Posted by: Jen at February 17, 2017 02:23 PM (cWhln)

268
"Trump refuses to denounce anti-semitic attacks"

Trump refuses to denounce David Duke's endorsement of Keith Ellison!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2017 02:23 PM (IqV8l)

269 "IIRC Susan Sarandon was in a vampire movie in the early 80s.



You thinking of Lauren Hutton in that terrible movie with Jim Carrey?

Posted by: Soothsayer"

" Good movie" with David Bowie. Worth renting and watching.

Posted by: Ripley at February 17, 2017 02:23 PM (1BQGO)

270 >>>So, if co-ed bathrooms are cool and all, why not have co-ed dorm
rooms. Wouldn't that be just a little bit farther along the road that
liberals are now taking?



We are only interested in the children's ah-ahs and wee-wees, the sex stuff is already ok in our minds....

Posted by: Totally Not Harry Reid at February 17, 2017 02:24 PM (jjaLl)

271 Posted by: Dirty Randy at February 17, 2017 02:21 PM (jjaLl)
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Apparently that was a real concern for mills. You couldn't have an open flame anywhere near a mill.

Posted by: Weasel at February 17, 2017 02:24 PM (Sfs6o)

272 Correction. "The Hunger" Good movie with David Bowie. Worth renting and watching.

Posted by: Ripley at February 17, 2017 02:26 PM (1BQGO)

273 " Good movie" with David Bowie. Worth renting and watching.


"The Hunger". Sarandon showed her boobies, La Deneuve alas did not.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, gentleman cad at February 17, 2017 02:27 PM (mgbwf)

274 Posted by: Weasel at February 17, 2017 02:24 PM (Sfs6o)


You're right. I mentioned the Crichton book because I'm pretty sure he went into the science of it, as exposition for a character to blow it up as a defensive measure... and that fact just sort of stuck in my head...

Posted by: Totally Not Harry Reid at February 17, 2017 02:28 PM (jjaLl)

275 Posted by: Totally Not Harry Reid at February 17, 2017 02:28 PM (jjaLl)
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I'd forgotten about that in the book - I'm a big fan of his work.

Posted by: Weasel at February 17, 2017 02:30 PM (Sfs6o)

276 There's going to be a whole heck of a lot of welding going on to repair all those holes in the bathroom stalls.

Time to whack us some glory holers.

Posted by: OneIronMacGuffin at February 17, 2017 02:31 PM (iu553)

277 Ace, do you know why they don't put living people on currency? Because you can't really judge the success or failure of anyone until they are dead.

Posted by: RD Walker at February 17, 2017 02:33 PM (ImpgP)

278 H O L D F A S T

Vic

Posted by: Karmic Justice at February 17, 2017 02:37 PM (Ie8wE)

279 Yeah, I work with a lot of overly emotional liberals, and it's exhausting listening to the constant "president cheeto" comments.

I'm getting to the point where I just don't want to talk to anyone at my job any more.
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 17, 2017 01:51 PM (J5mC3)

One of the things I like about Trump is that he is our vehicle. Any names they call him are not near as funny as Ace calling him Orange Julius Caesar.

Pass that one along to them.

Then tell them Trump is THE HONEY BADGER. He donīt give a shit. Especially about their feelzzzz.

Oh, and let them know itīs people like them that make us like someone as gaudy and gauche as Trump.

Heīs Moses with a haircut and tiny hands. Heīs leading us to the promised land (at least he has gotten us further than anyone else lately within the last three months).

Posted by: Minuteman at February 17, 2017 02:37 PM (AjjIl)

280 As a rock ribbed conservative I oppose this guidance.

Posted by: Evan McMaguffin at February 17, 2017 02:37 PM (Qqoc8)

281 There was a whole school of "fireproof" mill architecture, developed in response to insurance rates, to counter the explosive properties of, get this, cotton fibers. They coated big timbers in plaster, and it helped a lot.

I touched the hand of Lillian Gish, while yet she strode this earth.
She was 85 if she was a day, and she still Had It, baby.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 17, 2017 02:42 PM (H5rtT)

282 29 there are zero Kardashians that I would do sex to.


they are all wacko birds

Posted by: Original Jake at February 17, 2017 01:31 PM (VBsKP)

**shrugs**

As long as the sex is good*, they go away afterwards and they have no way to track you down, what's the problem?

*which, admittedly, is a crapshoot with any woman.


Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 17, 2017 01:34 PM (X6fMO)


You did WHAT in her crap chute?

Posted by: Hikaru at February 17, 2017 02:46 PM (WDCYi)

283 174 Gender is not fluid. However, peoples' brains may exhibit some fluidity - from normal to nuts.
Posted by: runner at February 17, 2017 02:04 PM (c6/9Q)

You donīt say

Posted by: Charles Manson at February 17, 2017 02:47 PM (AjjIl)

284 @278 H O L D F A S T
Vic

Well said. This, many times over.
http://tinyurl.com/gvcs27n

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 17, 2017 02:48 PM (H5rtT)

285 This is Ted Bundy's Arm Cast.

He used a phony broken arm to gain sympathy and acesss to his victims and then hit them over the head with it.

Of course transgenders aren't killers. But killers would claim transgender status. As will all manner of stalkers. pervs and criminals--and it would be a Hate Crime to even question them.

There was already a dirty old man in Oregon waving his penis at 10 year-old girls in the women's room at the pool. He claimed he was a trans-lesbian who liked girls. Also claimed to be the new MLK Jr. The staff apologized.

Bundy was ahead of his time.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 17, 2017 03:36 PM (EYwhF)

286 "If the NeverTrump hold-outs want to avoid the complete loss of reputation and credibility with the only part of the country they've ever had any sway with..."

Sorry, Ace, but that garbage scow left port a long time ago.

Posted by: jbspry at February 18, 2017 01:23 AM (IhKmM)

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