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False Flag: Malaysian Woman Who Assassinated Kim Jong-Un's Half-Brother Was Tricked Into Doing So By Agents Who Convinced Her That She Was Just Participating in a Reality TV Prank Show

Well, there was definitely some punking going on here, on both ends of the prank.

An Indonesian woman arrested for suspected involvement in the killing of the North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un's half-brother in Malaysia was duped into thinking she was part of a comedy show prank, Indonesia's national police chief has said, citing information received from Malaysian authorities.

Tito Karnavian told reporters in Indonesia’s Aceh province that Siti Aisyah, 25, was paid to be involved in pranks.

He said she and another woman performed stunts which involved convincing men to close their eyes and then spraying them with water.

"Such an action was done three or four times and they were given a few dollars for it, and with the last target, Kim Jong-nam, allegedly there were dangerous materials in the sprayer," Karnavian said. "She was not aware that it was an assassination attempt by alleged foreign agents."

...

Authorities are investigating whether Siti and another female suspect killed the 46-year-old North Korean exile in a shopping concourse at Kuala Lumpur’s international airport on Monday.

...

The second female suspect, who was captured on CCTV at the airport in a top emblazoned with "LOL" and arrested on Wednesday in possession of a Vietnamese passport, stayed at a hotel near the airport in the days before the attack, booking the cheapest room and carrying a wad of cash, according to a receptionist who spoke to Reuters.

A pic of that "LOL" t-shirt wearing woman here.

Question: Was she also a victim of the duping, or is she a shill in on the game to help convince the woman that this is all a legitimate, innocent prank production?

If you read the rest of the article, you kinda get the impression that this was a North Korean operation, given that the half-brother was an expat and I guess a threat to Kim Jong-un (as he could, I guess, be swapped on to the throne in a coup). The North Koreans are making all sorts of demands that no autopsy be performed, that an autopsy is a human rights violation, and that they dispute whatever conclusions the autopsy points to.

I can't think of a more blatant way to say "We killed him."

Incidentally, the half-brother recently wrote to Kim Jong-un to beg him to "spare his life."

Request denied, I guess.

Headline correction: In the headline (and just the headline), I wrote "Kim Jong-un" instead of "Kim Jong-un's half brother."

I've fixed that now.

Posted by: Ace at 12:17 PM




Comments

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1 Kim Jong Un is dead?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 17, 2017 12:18 PM (sF/De)

2 The women killed Kim Jong-nam not Kim Jong un

Posted by: Sphynx at February 17, 2017 12:18 PM (OZmbA)

3 Which Kim? Nam?

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Gluten Free Souls at February 17, 2017 12:18 PM (a3sfz)

4
Well at least cousin "Nam" didn't have to be eaten alive by hungry dogs like "Un's" uncle was.

Posted by: Sphynx at February 17, 2017 12:19 PM (OZmbA)

5 Well, this is interesting. Very interesting.

--Artie Johnson.

Posted by: Wendel Willard at February 17, 2017 12:20 PM (kuRUL)

6 >>North Koreans are making all sorts of demands that no autopsy be performed, that an autopsy is a human rights violation



You gonna eat that?

Posted by: Beatrice Gibbs at February 17, 2017 12:20 PM (p+Qx5)

7 Those wacky North Koreans, with their death camps, starvation, torture, and Japanese gameshow-esque assassination plots.

Posted by: brak at February 17, 2017 12:20 PM (WekB6)

8 Trump needs to bitch slap Fatty Whitewalls.

Posted by: Ooolala at February 17, 2017 12:20 PM (pT4xW)

9 Amateurs.... shoulda just used a drone...

Posted by: US Deep State Spy Community at February 17, 2017 12:21 PM (qf6WZ)

10 I can't think of a more blatant way to say "We killed him."

Posted by: Ace at 12:17 PM

====================

Needs more anti-aircraft gun.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 17, 2017 12:21 PM (vur0q)

11 It is decidedly unhealthy to attract the notice of the Kim family.

Of course, the fewer members of that family that are alive is a benefit to everyone else.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Can Help You Get Your Garden of Curses In Shape This Spring! at February 17, 2017 12:21 PM (hLRSq)

12 The North Koreans are making all sorts of demands that no autopsy be performed, that an autopsy is a human rights violation


I guess executing your uncle with an anti-aircraft gun isn't a human rights violation.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2017 12:21 PM (PY9jH)

13 Glad you perverts started a new thread - last one got blocked real quick!

Posted by: josephistan at February 17, 2017 12:22 PM (7HtZB)

14 He said she and another woman performed stunts which involved convincing
men to close their eyes and then spraying them with water.



Sounds like a laff riot. Maybe CBS will replace "Madam Secretary" with this show.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 17, 2017 12:22 PM (SRKgf)

15 It's like "Argo", but with dead North Koreans!

Posted by: tu3031 at February 17, 2017 12:22 PM (qJhUV)

16 Pretty clever, actually. And thinning the Nork Dear Leader bloodline ain't hurting my feelings much either.

And as far as crimes the Kims have committed against humanity and their own people, this one's practically a misdemeanor.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 17, 2017 12:22 PM (xpfRn)

17 oh well. it happens.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 17, 2017 12:23 PM (KP5rU)

18 When it's least expected, you're arrested, you're the star today.

Smile! You're on Gulag Camera.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at February 17, 2017 12:23 PM (oZ6kz)

19 Those Norks are crafty little devils.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2017 12:23 PM (PY9jH)

20 16 Pretty clever, actually. And thinning the Nork Dear Leader bloodline ain't hurting my feelings much either.

And as far as crimes the Kims have committed against humanity and their own people, this one's practically a misdemeanor.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 17, 2017 12:22 PM (xpfRn)

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I suddenly feel like watching The Interview again...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 17, 2017 12:23 PM (vur0q)

21 Well this makes me want to give TV programming another chance!

Posted by: Weasel at February 17, 2017 12:23 PM (Sfs6o)

22 Speaking of reality prank shows & killers - OJ Simpson took a stab at one.

http://tinyurl.com/h95to4v

Posted by: josephistan at February 17, 2017 12:24 PM (7HtZB)

23 A pic of that "LOL" t-shirt wearing woman here.

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Shouldn't that be ROR?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 17, 2017 12:24 PM (oGRue)

24 Jeez, Ace! Fake news?

Posted by: Dang at February 17, 2017 12:24 PM (8b+oT)

25 Well, this is interesting. Very interesting.



--Artie Johnson.
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LOL

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 17, 2017 12:24 PM (J5mC3)

26 The real tragedy is that this never happened to Ashton Kutcher or Jamie Kennedy.

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at February 17, 2017 12:24 PM (oZ6kz)

27
You'll never get me!!

Posted by: Kim Jong Long Dong at February 17, 2017 12:24 PM (OZmbA)

28 I suspect Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fook & Bang Ding Ow.

Posted by: Sum Ting Wong at February 17, 2017 12:24 PM (bc2Lc)

29 23
Shouldn't that be ROR?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 17, 2017 12:24 PM (oGRue)

===================

Because they pronounce l's like r's.

Get it? Do you get it!?!?!?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 17, 2017 12:24 PM (vur0q)

30 Ugh, what a mess.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 17, 2017 12:25 PM (NOIQH)

31 Ace, need to be careful about that title. The Kim in question Kim Jong-nam, not Jong-un.

Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at February 17, 2017 12:25 PM (RD7QR)

32 Shakespeare, Homer, Stephen King, and the entire CNN crew at the peak of their powers could not construct a fictional work like North Korea. What a bag of evil loonies.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 17, 2017 12:25 PM (B+qrE)

33 Incidentally, the half-brother recently wrote to Kim Jong-un to beg him to "spare his life."

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easy come easy go

Posted by: Kim Jong mercury at February 17, 2017 12:25 PM (oGRue)

34 I couldn't have made this up if I tried.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2017 12:25 PM (0mRoj)

35 32 Shakespeare, Homer, Stephen King, and the entire CNN crew at the peak of their powers could not construct a fictional work like North Korea. What a bag of evil loonies.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 17, 2017 12:25 PM (B+qrE)

=====================

"Hold my beer."
-Obama's first biographer of his presidency

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 17, 2017 12:25 PM (vur0q)

36 "Posted by: josephistan at February 17, 2017 12:24 PM (7HtZB) "

They could have bundled DVD's of that show with hardback copies of "If I Did It."

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at February 17, 2017 12:26 PM (oZ6kz)

37 A pic of that "LOL" t-shirt wearing woman here.



She looka like a man.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2017 12:26 PM (PY9jH)

38 Weirdly reminds me of the end of "Existenz" where the video game participants are unsure if they're still playing when the SHTF. "Is this all part of the prank?!?" *nervous laughter*

Posted by: Lizzy at February 17, 2017 12:26 PM (NOIQH)

39 Oh, the fool Franken is trying to pull a Rule 19.

Guess how stupid he sounds?


Posted by: RoyalOil at February 17, 2017 12:26 PM (AmMfi)

40 You'll never get me!!

Posted by: Kim Jong Long Dong at February 17, 2017 12:24 PM


My trademark rawyers get you!

Posted by: Long Duc Dong at February 17, 2017 12:27 PM (p+Wdc)

41 A pic of that "LOL" t-shirt wearing woman here.

Malaysian woman or tranny hooker? Today, on "You Make The Call!"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 17, 2017 12:27 PM (X6fMO)

42 We have nothing to do with this! Not us!
You go now!

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Roof Koreans at February 17, 2017 12:27 PM (qJhUV)

43 You would think they would have been a little less sloppy here. Not that there will be consequences of any kind for doing this but it's kind of bad form right?

Posted by: the extremely deplorable and very racist, sexist, bigotted and homophobic james at February 17, 2017 12:27 PM (jxw6R)

44 32 Shakespeare, Homer, Stephen King, and the entire CNN crew at the peak of their powers could not construct a fictional work like North Korea. What a bag of evil loonies.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 17, 2017 12:25 PM (B+qrE)

It still doesn't get loonier than Kim Jong Il kidnapping a South Korea movie star & her director husband and forcing them to make movies for him.

Posted by: josephistan at February 17, 2017 12:27 PM (7HtZB)

45 So...scenario: Indonesia vs North Korea in open warfare.

Place your bets?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at February 17, 2017 12:27 PM (9krrF)

46
Because they pronounce l's like r's.

Get it? Do you get it!?!?!?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 17, 2017 12:24 PM (vur0q)


Style guide says that you are supposed to do that in all caps and sock BEN ROETHLISBERGER

Posted by: blaster at February 17, 2017 12:28 PM (tewYv)

47 And here I thought that does this smell like chloroform to you was just a joke.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 17, 2017 12:28 PM (kTF2Z)

48 38 Weirdly reminds me of the end of "Existenz" where the video game participants are unsure if they're still playing when the SHTF. "Is this all part of the prank?!?" *nervous laughter*
Posted by: Lizzy at February 17, 2017 12:26 PM (NOIQH)

====================

Long live the new flesh.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 17, 2017 12:28 PM (vur0q)

49 I suppose I should not muse on the idea of some kind of Obama reality show...no, really not. Nor even a Soros reality show. Maybe a Merkel reality show.

I hereby denounce my eliminationist tendencies.

Posted by: JEM at February 17, 2017 12:28 PM (TppKb)

50 Because they pronounce l's like r's.

Get it? Do you get it!?!?!?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 17, 2017 12:24 PM (vur0q)


SOME JOKES ARE SO OBVIOUS AS TO NOT REQUIRE ADDITIONAL EXPLANATION

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at February 17, 2017 12:28 PM (X6fMO)

51 Note to the file:

Franken is going to run for President.

There. I said it.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 17, 2017 12:28 PM (B+qrE)

52 100k of the Nork National Guard is on standby I'm sure...

Posted by: IP at February 17, 2017 12:28 PM (2vWLN)

53 46 Style guide says that you are supposed to do that in all caps and sock BEN ROETHLISBERGER
Posted by: blaster at February 17, 2017 12:28 PM (tewYv)

=====================

I don't follow anyone's rules. Not even my own.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 17, 2017 12:28 PM (vur0q)

54 This isn't the first overseas assassination that the Norks carried out. URL links to Jeff Bezo's blog

http://tinyurl.com/z42dv6d

Posted by: josephistan at February 17, 2017 12:29 PM (7HtZB)

55 Because they pronounce l's like r's.



Get it? Do you get it!?!?!?



Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 17, 2017 12:24 PM (vur0q)



Style guide says that you are supposed to do that in all caps and sock BEN ROETHLISBERGER

Posted by: blaster at February 17, 2017 12:28 PM (tewYv)

I want to hear one say "Roethlisberger." Now THAT would be funny.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 17, 2017 12:29 PM (SRKgf)

56 Don't know what the fuss is about.

She thought she was doing it for a TV show, and as we all know if you are doing a TV show, the laws don't apply to you.

Posted by: David Gregory at February 17, 2017 12:29 PM (1JnAL)

57
trump
trump
trump

deport
deport
deport



!!

Posted by: Original Jake at February 17, 2017 12:29 PM (VBsKP)

58 IT. COULD. WORK!

Posted by: Senate Democrats at February 17, 2017 12:29 PM (oGRue)

59 I can't quite put my finger on it, but I'm starting to get the feeling that the Democratic Peoples' Republic of Korea isn't always putting the well-being of its citizens first, nor doing everything it can to be a responsible member of the international community.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2017 12:29 PM (8nWyX)

60 45 So...scenario: Indonesia vs North Korea in open warfare.

Place your bets?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at February 17, 2017 12:27 PM (9krrF)

Well, Indonesia has food, right?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2017 12:30 PM (92kX2)

61 51 Note to the file:

Franken is going to run for President.

There. I said it.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 17, 2017 12:28 PM (B+qrE)

======================

"He was in showbiz! Trump was in showbiz! It's like a 1 for 1 match!"
-The DNC, after realizing that Chelsea Clinton is even less engaging than her mother

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 17, 2017 12:30 PM (vur0q)

62 A half brother?


So his real name was Kim Jong Un-and-a-half.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2017 12:30 PM (wPiJc)

63 I am hoping to wake up some day and hear of a successful coup in North Korea.

I do not think any successor could be as bad as Kim Jong Un. Considering it is North Korea, I am likely wrong, and the successor will be worse.

Posted by: rd at February 17, 2017 12:30 PM (iT57s)

64 Hey! Hey hey hey!

THIS IS AIRPORT!!!

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2017 12:30 PM (0mRoj)

65 I'm pretty sure bell bottoms were a thing the last time Al Franken had an original thought.

Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at February 17, 2017 12:30 PM (RD7QR)

66 >>>Kim Jong-nam

Boop boop doot doot doot doot doot
Kim Jong-nam style!

Posted by: Psy at February 17, 2017 12:30 PM (3hIZX)

67 The Party has spoken

Posted by: Kim Jonf Probst at February 17, 2017 12:30 PM (oGRue)

68 You know, that's a pretty good alibi though.

Officer, I thought it was a prank for a reality show....

There are so many potential uses here....

Posted by: blaster at February 17, 2017 12:30 PM (tewYv)

69 51 Note to the file:

Franken is going to run for President.

There. I said it.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 17, 2017 12:28 PM (B+qrE)

Franken-Stein 2020: FIRE BAD!

Posted by: josephistan at February 17, 2017 12:30 PM (7HtZB)

70 65 I'm pretty sure bell bottoms were a thing the last time Al Franken had an original thought.
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at February 17, 2017 12:30 PM (RD7QR)

That is being generous.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2017 12:31 PM (92kX2)

71 Tito Karnavian?



**types**
**deletes**
**types**
**deletes**

Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2017 12:31 PM (wPiJc)

72 Also...I think the actual Korean gamerspeak for "LOL" is usually "kekeke".

Just throwin' that out there...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at February 17, 2017 12:31 PM (9krrF)

73 If you really zoom in close on the Zapruder film, you can see Ashton Kutcher pop out from the grassy knoll and tell JFK that he's just been "Punk'd!"

Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at February 17, 2017 12:31 PM (oZ6kz)

74 45 So...scenario: Indonesia vs North Korea in open warfare.

Place your bets?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at February 17, 2017 12:27 PM (9krrF)

Yes, as the mighty North Korean Navy approaches the Islands of Indonesia....

Posted by: Don Q. at February 17, 2017 12:31 PM (qf6WZ)

75 What can the UN charge Kim with?

Leaving a corpse in a no corpse zone.
Littering.
Unwilling euthanasia.
Disturbing the peace.

I'm sure they'll get that harshly worded letter out quickly, right after condemning Israel for existing 12 more times.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 17, 2017 12:31 PM (xpfRn)

76 29 23
Shouldn't that be ROR?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 17, 2017 12:24 PM (oGRue)



THAT'S FUNNY BECAUSE ORIENTALS CAN'T PRONOUNCE L'S. THEY MAKE IT SOUND LIKE AN R.

Posted by: BEN ROTHLESBERGER at February 17, 2017 12:32 PM (Fmupd)

77 DID SHE GET A SUPER-SOAKER WITHOUT A BACKGROUND CHECK?!? CLOSE THE TOY-R-US LOOPHOLE!

Posted by: Dang at February 17, 2017 12:32 PM (8b+oT)

78 Hmmm.... wonder if it was prussic acid in the bottle? That's risky, but in this case, the danger to the operator would be a bonus.

Weird, that whole regime.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 17, 2017 12:32 PM (MJQz7)

79 Franken-Stein 2020: FIRE BAD!
Posted by: josephistan at February 17, 2017 12:30 PM (7HtZB)

Franken-Stein 2020: Why not?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2017 12:32 PM (92kX2)

80 So his real name was Kim Jong Un-and-a-half.





Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2017 12:30 PM (wPiJc)


OMG, that's a winner..

Posted by: IP at February 17, 2017 12:32 PM (2vWLN)

81 I want to hear one say "Roethlisberger." Now THAT would be funny.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 17, 2017 12:29 PM (SRKgf)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THEY MIX UP THE "L" AND "R" SOUNDS AND MY NAME HAS SEVERAL OF THEM

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at February 17, 2017 12:32 PM (0mRoj)

82 Franken is going to run for President.

There. I said it.

---

Great, and he already HAD his decade.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 17, 2017 12:32 PM (oGRue)

83 69 51 Note to the file:

Franken is going to run for President.

There. I said it.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 17, 2017 12:28 PM (B+qrE)

Franken-Stein 2020: FIRE BAD!
Posted by: josephistan at February 17, 2017 12:30 PM (7HtZB)

Wait... who are all those folks out there with the pitchforks, and Torches?

Posted by: DNC at February 17, 2017 12:33 PM (qf6WZ)

84 O/T I need to go outside and check for flying pigs.......CBS Anchor John Dickerson agreed with President Tump and said the media has only itself to blame for ruining it's reputation.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 17, 2017 12:33 PM (le7jz)

85 Thanks, Muldoon.

thanks a lot.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Needs new monitor at February 17, 2017 12:33 PM (RwwCT)

86 Franken is going to run for President.

Well of course.

I mean, he has more starpower than Sherrod Brown, after all.

Posted by: blaster at February 17, 2017 12:33 PM (tewYv)

87 78 Hmmm.... wonder if it was prussic acid in the bottle? That's risky, but in this case, the danger to the operator would be a bonus.

Weird, that whole regime.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 17, 2017 12:32 PM (MJQz7)

What I find bizarre is that it is essentially a divine right monarchy clothed in a communist dictatorship.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2017 12:33 PM (92kX2)

88 underboob or sideboob?

which is the best?


Posted by: Original Jake at February 17, 2017 12:33 PM (VBsKP)

89 74. Heh....under full sail.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 17, 2017 12:33 PM (MJQz7)

90 So his real name was Kim Jong Un-and-a-half.
--

Kim Jong Uno-e-mezzo

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at February 17, 2017 12:33 PM (4bKiB)

91 Also...I think the actual Korean gamerspeak for "LOL" is usually "kekeke".



Just throwin' that out there...

OH MY GOD! THE KLAN'S IN NORTH KOREA TOO!!!

Posted by: The Incredibly Stupid Sarah Silverman at February 17, 2017 12:34 PM (qJhUV)

92 Yes, as the mighty North Korean Navy approaches the Islands of Indonesia....

---

and appeals for asylum at the first McDonalds

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 17, 2017 12:34 PM (oGRue)

93 I am hoping to wake up some day and hear of a successful coup in North Korea.

You mean when the morning news text on Kate Upton's cell phone wakes you up?

Wishes, fishes, etc.

Posted by: JEM at February 17, 2017 12:34 PM (TppKb)

94 Al Franken vs DJT. Oh man, it's like God himself wants Trump to remain President.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 17, 2017 12:34 PM (S2VsH)

95 "He was in showbiz! Trump was in showbiz! It's like a 1 for 1 match!"
-The DNC, after realizing that Chelsea Clinton is even less engaging than her mother

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 17, 2017 12:30 PM (vur0q)


A wad of dryer lint is more engaging with a larger Twitter following than Chelsea.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Can Help You Get Your Garden of Curses In Shape This Spring! at February 17, 2017 12:34 PM (hLRSq)

96 Yes, as the mighty North Korean Navy approaches the Islands of Indonesia....

Hey, they took LOS ANGELES in the remake of Red Dawn.

Thanks Hollywood, for making my head hurt FOR DAYS.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 17, 2017 12:35 PM (B+qrE)

97 If the Media wanted to gain a small measure of respect, they should point out that Al Franken has no achievements and no abilities. They should continue to harp on this every day until he resigns and commits suicide.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 17, 2017 12:35 PM (MZcWR)

98 My boyfriend lets me assassinate other men.

Posted by: Fat Indonesian Chick at February 17, 2017 12:35 PM (+vxbn)

99 87. It's sort of the human norm, once we get out of warlordism.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 17, 2017 12:35 PM (MJQz7)

100 44 32 Shakespeare, Homer, Stephen King, and the entire CNN crew at the peak of their powers could not construct a fictional work like North Korea. What a bag of evil loonies.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 17, 2017 12:25 PM (B+qrE)

It still doesn't get loonier than Kim Jong Il kidnapping a South Korea movie star & her director husband and forcing them to make movies for him.
Posted by: josephistan at February 17, 2017 12:27 PM (7HtZB)


Cripes, they've been kidnapping Japanese citizens off of Japanese beaches for over 50 years.

Those fuckers are crazy little bastards led by an even crazier little bastard.

They make ex-girlfriends seem sane in comparison.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac, the Deplorable at February 17, 2017 12:35 PM (1JnAL)

101 98 My boyfriend lets me assassinate other men.

Posted by: Fat Indonesian Chick at February 17, 2017 12:35 PM (+vxbn)


Thread winner.

Posted by: blaster at February 17, 2017 12:36 PM (tewYv)

102 88 underboob or sideboob?

which is the best?

---

I rikes underboob. better view from berow

Posted by: Kim Jong Un at February 17, 2017 12:36 PM (oGRue)

103 Kim was once seen as heir apparent but was ostracised in 2001 after a failed attempt to enter Japan on a forged passport, apparently to visit Disneyland.

So... this guy wasn't exactly the sharpest pair of scissors in the lawn-maintenance shed.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at February 17, 2017 12:36 PM (4bKiB)

104 I'm sure they'll get that harshly worded letter out quickly, right after condemning Israel for existing 12 more times.

They'll all be drawing straws to see who has to deliver it.

"Short straw - you go, Hans."

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Can Help You Get Your Garden of Curses In Shape This Spring! at February 17, 2017 12:36 PM (hLRSq)

105 North Korea has the best WWII military equipment that money can buy.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 17, 2017 12:37 PM (34alA)

106 In a sane world N korea should just be wiped off the map. The people are walking dead anyway.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 17, 2017 12:37 PM (aMlLZ)

107 **whispery voiceover**

We secretly replaced the Folger's coffee in this Super-Soaker™ with polonium. Let's see if anybody notices.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2017 12:37 PM (wPiJc)

108 If the Media wanted to gain a small measure of respect, they should point out that Al Franken has no achievements and no abilities. They should continue to harp on this every day until he resigns and commits suicide.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 17, 2017 12:35 PM (MZcWR)

It was actually pretty well established that he won his seat through voter fraud the first time.

Not only ballots suddenly found... but illegals and felons voting...

Posted by: Don Q. at February 17, 2017 12:37 PM (qf6WZ)

109 98 My boyfriend lets me assassinate other men.

Posted by: Fat Indonesian Chick at February 17, 2017 12:35 PM (+vxbn)

Tremendous.

Posted by: josephistan at February 17, 2017 12:37 PM (7HtZB)

110 106 In a sane world N korea should just be wiped off the map. The people are walking dead anyway.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 17, 2017 12:37 PM (aMlLZ)

=====================

"You want to mess with the Norks? Well, we find them useful, so back off."
-China

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 17, 2017 12:37 PM (vur0q)

111 88 underboob or sideboob?

which is the best?


Posted by: Original Jake at February 17, 2017 12:33 PM (VBsKP)

Yes.

Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at February 17, 2017 12:38 PM (RD7QR)

112 So...scenario: Indonesia vs North Korea in open warfare.

Place your bets?


Indonesia. The NorK army would drown in the first banzai wave.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 17, 2017 12:38 PM (fVubI)

113 98 My boyfriend lets me assassinate other men.

----

but only if you come home and assassinate me too.

Posted by: fat chicks boyfriend at February 17, 2017 12:38 PM (oGRue)

114 "It is unconfirmed that Senator Al Franken says that Kim Jong-Un is fat with a stupid haircut."


Just doing my job to thin the Democrat party faster than Obama did.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Can Help You Get Your Garden of Curses In Shape This Spring! at February 17, 2017 12:38 PM (hLRSq)

115 106 In a sane world N korea should just be wiped off the map. The people are walking dead anyway.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 17, 2017 12:37 PM (aMlLZ)

This isn't a democracy anymore.

Posted by: Rick Grimes at February 17, 2017 12:38 PM (0mRoj)

116 Incidentally, the half-brother recently wrote to Kim Jong-un to beg him to "spare his life."

That's too grovelly, as if he were asking for mercy rather than asserting an inalienable right to life.

The brother should have been more like, "For shame! Would you commit fratricide? What would our parents think? How would you face them, and you maker on judgment day? You vile bloated excuse for a human being".

Well, he wouldn't have fared any worse.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 17, 2017 12:38 PM (3hIZX)

117 101 98 My boyfriend lets me assassinate other men.

Posted by: Fat Indonesian Chick at February 17, 2017 12:35 PM (+vxbn)

Thread winner.
Posted by: blaster at February 17, 2017 12:36 PM (tewYv)

Yes, but be very careful crossing the memes...

Total protonic reversal and all....

Posted by: Don Q. at February 17, 2017 12:38 PM (qf6WZ)

118 Note to the file:



Franken is going to run for President.



There. I said it.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 17, 2017 12:28 PM (B+qrE)



Franken-Stein 2020: FIRE BAD!

Posted by: josephistan at February 17, 2017 12:30 PM


Bring it. We'll run Gen. Mattis.

Mad Dog 2020!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2017 12:39 PM (p+Wdc)

119 103 Kim was once seen as heir apparent but was ostracised in 2001 after a failed attempt to enter Japan on a forged passport, apparently to visit Disneyland.

So... this guy wasn't exactly the sharpest pair of scissors in the lawn-maintenance shed.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at February 17, 2017 12:36 PM (4bKiB)

They have a Disneyrand in Japan?

Posted by: josephistan at February 17, 2017 12:39 PM (7HtZB)

120 108
It was actually pretty well established that he won his seat through voter fraud the first time.

Not only ballots suddenly found... but illegals and felons voting...
Posted by: Don Q. at February 17, 2017 12:37 PM (qf6WZ)

======================

"Our lead story tonight. Was Al Franken's seat stolen in his first election? Our investigators say yes. We'll fill you in after the break. Also, Hell has frozen over. We'll go to our correspondent on the ground for more."
-ABC News

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 17, 2017 12:39 PM (vur0q)

121 Announcer:"Now let's see what happens when we replace the water with deadly poison."

Posted by: steevy at February 17, 2017 12:39 PM (r/0kC)

122 106. Pity China. Whatever happens, they'll be flooded with starving, insane people, maybe even military units, rampaging through their East. Harbin, I think it is.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 17, 2017 12:40 PM (MJQz7)

123 119 103 Kim was once seen as heir apparent but was ostracised in 2001 after a failed attempt to enter Japan on a forged passport, apparently to visit Disneyland.

So... this guy wasn't exactly the sharpest pair of scissors in the lawn-maintenance shed.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at February 17, 2017 12:36 PM (4bKiB)

They have a Disneyrand in Japan?
Posted by: josephistan at February 17, 2017 12:39 PM (7HtZB)

Yep, but the Small World ride feature tentacle pron.

Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at February 17, 2017 12:40 PM (RD7QR)

124 Yes, but be very careful crossing the memes...

---

but in Korean the word is mememes

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 17, 2017 12:40 PM (oGRue)

125 Meanwhile ratings of the reality show in Pyongyang have skyrocketed. Ratings show 5 of the 6 televisions in North Korea were tuned to the program.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 17, 2017 12:40 PM (0tfLf)

126 "You want to mess with the Norks? Well, we find them useful, so back off."
-China
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 17, 2017 12:37 PM (vur0q)


China only finds them useful inasmuch as if the government collapsed, China would have to figure out what to do with the refugees. They don't like them, they just want to push that eventuality down the road as far as they can.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2017 12:41 PM (8nWyX)

127 It was his half-brother?

Top half or bottom half?

Or just one side? Oooh. That would be weird!

Posted by: Dang at February 17, 2017 12:41 PM (8b+oT)

128 122 106. Pity China. Whatever happens, they'll be flooded with starving, insane people, maybe even military units, rampaging through their East. Harbin, I think it is.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 17, 2017 12:40 PM (MJQz7)

No pity for them. The North is their dog and they refuse to curb it.

Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at February 17, 2017 12:41 PM (RD7QR)

129 125 Meanwhile ratings of the reality show in Pyongyang have skyrocketed. Ratings show 5 of the 6 televisions in North Korea were tuned to the program.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 17, 2017 12:40 PM (0tfLf)



Actually all 5 televisions in North Korea were tuned to it. Somebody ate the sixth one.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 17, 2017 12:42 PM (SRKgf)

130 They have a Disneyrand in Japan?
Posted by: josephistan at February 17, 2017 12:39 PM (7HtZB)

Yep, but the Small World ride feature tentacle pron.
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at February 17, 2017 12:40 PM (RD7QR)

Japanese its a small world ride...

Is THAT where those two little girls who could summon Mothra are hiding?

Posted by: Japanese Army at February 17, 2017 12:42 PM (qf6WZ)

131 Franken-Stein 2020: FIRE BAD!

Posted by: josephistan at February 17, 2017 12:30 PM (7HtZB)



That's Fronken-Steen

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 17, 2017 12:42 PM (493sH)

132 Indonesia's GDP is 40 times North Korea's in total and seven times per capita with ten times as many people.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 17, 2017 12:42 PM (B+qrE)

133 He's come Undun

Posted by: The Guess Who at February 17, 2017 12:42 PM (ul9CR)

134 132 Indonesia's GDP is 40 times North Korea's in total and seven times per capita with ten times as many people.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 17, 2017 12:42 PM (B+qrE)

40 times zero is still zero.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2017 12:43 PM (0mRoj)

135 132 Indonesia's GDP is 40 times North Korea's in total and seven times per capita with ten times as many people.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 17, 2017 12:42 PM (B+qrE)

Their military is reasonably advanced too. They could hurt the Norks if they put their mind to it.

Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at February 17, 2017 12:43 PM (RD7QR)

136 128. It has shocked me they haven't backed a few Nork generals to do the right thing and bring it to an end

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 17, 2017 12:43 PM (MJQz7)

137 Poison? You're soaking in it.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 17, 2017 12:44 PM (ul9CR)

138 Processing 0.02, elapsed 0.0188 seconds.
15 queries taking 0.0054 seconds, 134 records returned.
Page size 72 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.7 alpha.





Is this right? This blog is powered by a program that is at the Alpha stage? I've heard all the hamster talk and the jokes and all, but holy shit......

Posted by: Dirty Randy at February 17, 2017 12:44 PM (jjaLl)

139 How does your half-brother have the same first two names? IDIOTS!

Posted by: Dang at February 17, 2017 12:44 PM (8b+oT)

140 128 122 106. Pity China. Whatever happens, they'll be flooded with starving, insane people, maybe even military units, rampaging through their East. Harbin, I think it is.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 17, 2017 12:40 PM (MJQz7)
No pity for them. The North is their dog and they refuse to curb it.
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at February 17, 2017 12:41 PM (RD7QR)



I think North Korea is their problem every bit as much as it's ours.
What could the Chinese do? If DPRK collapses, they'll be inundated with an enormous walking social problem, as Palpatine points out. It would make the reunification of Germany look like child's play. At least they were all Germans.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 17, 2017 12:44 PM (SRKgf)

141 It has shocked me they haven't backed a few Nork generals to do the right thing and bring it to an end

---

For the Chinese, the Norks are a reality TV show. Last survivor gets 1,000,000 Yuan. 2nd to last survivor....steak knives

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 17, 2017 12:45 PM (oGRue)

142 How does your half-brother have the same first two names? IDIOTS!


Posted by: Dang


******


Hi! I'm Darryl.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2017 12:45 PM (wPiJc)

143 Is this right? This blog is powered by a program that is at the Alpha stage? I've heard all the hamster talk and the jokes and all, but holy shit......
Posted by: Dirty Randy at February 17, 2017 12:44 PM (jjaLl)

Beta testing will be in #twoweeks.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2017 12:45 PM (0mRoj)

144 Is THAT where those two little girls who could summon Mothra are hiding?

---

that's Mothla

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 17, 2017 12:45 PM (oGRue)

145 This blog is powered by a program that is at the
Alpha stage? I've heard all the hamster talk and the jokes and all, but
holy shit......
Posted by: Dirty Randy at February 17, 2017 12:44 PM (jjaLl)
__________________________________


Not even a full version (0.7) of release alpha either.

Posted by: IP at February 17, 2017 12:46 PM (2vWLN)

146 It has shocked me they haven't backed a few Nork generals to do the right thing and bring it to an end

They would have to put down their steno pads to organize. It's a tell.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 17, 2017 12:46 PM (B+qrE)

147 The batshit insane North Koreans are still Korean. And that affects my opinion of South Koreans too. Asia sure is a fucked up place.

Posted by: Chris M at February 17, 2017 12:46 PM (eAZVt)

148 China laughs.

Posted by: Max Power at February 17, 2017 12:46 PM (q177U)

149 North Korea & Juche - because Stalinism wasn't quite bad enough.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 17, 2017 12:46 PM (MJQz7)

150 I was expecting someone cuter.

Oh and on the off chance any media types lurk here: THAT is what an authoritarian government looks like. Not talking down to you in a press conference.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 17, 2017 12:46 PM (sh70B)

151 Beta testing will be in #twoweeks.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2017 12:45 PM (0mRoj)


HEH!

Posted by: Dirty Randy at February 17, 2017 12:46 PM (jjaLl)

152 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 17, 2017 12:44 PM (SRKgf)

I can't figure out China's play on giving them, and through them Iran, Nukes...

Unless they believe Iran will spend all its energy on 'Death to America'... which is possible...

Posted by: Don Q. at February 17, 2017 12:46 PM (qf6WZ)

153 Mothur-aa-AAA!

Posted by: Two Little Ladies summoning Mothera at February 17, 2017 12:47 PM (8b+oT)

154 148 China laughs.

I think they raugh

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 17, 2017 12:47 PM (ul9CR)

155 For the Chinese, the Norks are a reality TV show. Last survivor gets 1,000,000 Yuan. 2nd to last survivor....steak knives
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 17, 2017 12:45 PM (oGRue)

Was going to be a toaster, but there's nothing to toast. At least you can repurpose steak knives.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2017 12:47 PM (0mRoj)

156 How does your half-brother have the same first two names? IDIOTS!
======================


different moms

Posted by: IP at February 17, 2017 12:47 PM (2vWLN)

157 Is this right? This blog is powered by a program that is at the Alpha
stage? I've heard all the hamster talk and the jokes and all, but holy
shit......


It's not in Alpha, it is an Alpha. It dominates the other blogging platforms and makes them feel weak and useless.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 17, 2017 12:47 PM (4WhSY)

158 Beta testing will be in #twoweeks.

---

I've been testing betas for months

Posted by: Beatrice Gibbs at February 17, 2017 12:47 PM (oGRue)

159 allegedly there were dangerous materials in the sprayer," Karnavian said.

You mean, like CO2???

Posted by: Al Gore at February 17, 2017 12:47 PM (3hIZX)

160 Voting on Scott Pruitt.

Posted by: Soona at February 17, 2017 12:48 PM (Fmupd)

161 Did she use a squirt gun or shoot it out like a, you know... ping-pong ball?

Posted by: Dang at February 17, 2017 12:48 PM (8b+oT)

162 114 "It is unconfirmed that Senator Al Franken says that Kim Jong-Un is fat with a stupid haircut."

Just doing my job to thin the Democrat party faster than Obama did.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Can Help You Get Your Garden of Curses In Shape This Spring!


Hey...John Hinkley...rumor has it that Al Franken had Jodie Foster over for a weekend party.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 17, 2017 12:48 PM (0tfLf)

163 Is "The Interview" watchable? It looks like you have to be stoned to enjoy it.

Posted by: Max Power at February 17, 2017 12:48 PM (q177U)

164 Not even a full version (0.7) of release alpha either.


Posted by: IP at February 17, 2017 12:46 PM (2vWLN)


My God, imagine the nice things we could have with 30% more power!! LOL

Posted by: Dirty Randy at February 17, 2017 12:48 PM (jjaLl)

165 To be accurate, Ver. 0.7 was an upgrade of Ver. 0.5 Pro

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2017 12:48 PM (ZO497)

166 allegedly there were dangerous materials in the sprayer," Karnavian said.



You mean, like CO2???

Posted by: Al Gore
-----
Pee.

Posted by: Fat kid who can't stop laughing at February 17, 2017 12:48 PM (8b+oT)

167 It's not in Alpha, it is an Alpha. It dominates the other blogging platforms and makes them feel weak and useless.

You have a typo there.

It's an Alfalfa.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 17, 2017 12:48 PM (B+qrE)

168 147 The batshit insane North Koreans are still Korean. And that affects my opinion of South Koreans too. Asia sure is a fucked up place.

Posted by: Chris M at February 17, 2017 12:46 PM (eAZVt)

The South would instantly get all these short, desperate Koreans who are accustomed to totalitarianism and can't support themselves. They would have to set up enclaves of lower civilization until the next generation was up to the 21st century.

Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at February 17, 2017 12:48 PM (RD7QR)

169 Not even a full version (0.7) of release alpha either.
--

That's a ruse.

*whips back sheet to expose toolbar*

Now: witness the power, of this Fully Armed and Operational blog software.

*presses button; sucks forest moon into Barrel*

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at February 17, 2017 12:49 PM (4bKiB)

170 Funny thing about Indonesia, they make some decent guitars. I would have bet my left nut the few I played would have never been made there. Not sure how the hell that even happened, but its one of the largest per capita meta band producing countries, and the president of that place was photographed wearing a metallica Tshirt. Fucked up world man.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 17, 2017 12:49 PM (aMlLZ)

171 You have a typo there.

It's an Alfalfa.


That does explain the hair sticking up.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 17, 2017 12:49 PM (4WhSY)

172 MMM...I wouldn't poke the newly-freed Hinkley with that stick.

He might decide to go all POTUS-shooty again.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 17, 2017 12:49 PM (ul9CR)

173 164 Not even a full version (0.7) of release alpha either.


Posted by: IP at February 17, 2017 12:46 PM (2vWLN)


My God, imagine the nice things we could have with 30% more power!! LOL
Posted by: Dirty Randy at February 17, 2017 12:48 PM (jjaLl)

That only gets us to version 0.91.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2017 12:49 PM (0mRoj)

174 allegedly there were dangerous materials in the sprayer," Karnavian said.

---

only if it is a longsprayer

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 17, 2017 12:50 PM (oGRue)

175 171 You have a typo there.

It's an Alfalfa.

That does explain the hair sticking up.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 17, 2017 12:49 PM (4WhSY)

Dam, is that why we haven't seen him at the He Man Woman Hater's Club lately?

Posted by: Spanky at February 17, 2017 12:51 PM (qf6WZ)

176 At least with Ver 0.7 there is no need for a shadow back up blog for when this one died, or for having two sets of comment thingys.

You've come a long way Ace...

Posted by: IP at February 17, 2017 12:51 PM (2vWLN)

177 It's an Alfalfa.

That does explain the hair sticking up.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 17, 2017 12:49 PM (4WhSY)


---

It's an ASSAULT BLOG

Posted by: MSM experts at February 17, 2017 12:51 PM (oGRue)

178 Funny thing about Indonesia, they make some decent
guitars. Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division
-----
Pretty sure my new bass amp is from there.

Posted by: Dang at February 17, 2017 12:51 PM (8b+oT)

179 174 allegedly there were dangerous materials in the sprayer," Karnavian said.

---

only if it is a longsprayer
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 17, 2017 12:50 PM (oGRue)

Fully automatic assault sprayer with a shoulder thing that goes up.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2017 12:51 PM (0mRoj)

180 152 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 17, 2017 12:44 PM (SRKgf)

I can't figure out China's play on giving them, and through them Iran, Nukes...

Unless they believe Iran will spend all its energy on 'Death to America'... which is possible...
Posted by: Don Q. at February 17, 2017 12:46 PM (qf6WZ)

The Chinese want a multipolar world. They have a vested interest in creating as many new nuclear state as they can to check the US. (And the Russians too, I guess.)

Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at February 17, 2017 12:51 PM (RD7QR)

181 I would much rather that my initial reaction of "Korean women be crazy" be true than some poor Indonesian woman being duped into an assassination.

Posted by: pookysgirl at February 17, 2017 12:51 PM (ar2KI)

182 OT-I love these spam messages from different folks. One of my favorites is from the New York Times and its message is ,"Discover the truth with is."

BWAHAHAHA,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2017 12:51 PM (fDdVG)

183 with is=With us.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2017 12:52 PM (fDdVG)

184 "I wish Cotton was a monkey... "

Posted by: Spanky rubbing a lamp at February 17, 2017 12:52 PM (8b+oT)

185 >>>The batshit insane North Koreans are still Korean. And that affects my
opinion of South Koreans too. Asia sure is a fucked up place.
.
.
.I agree.....in some Countries in Asia it's common practice to sell their daughters as sex slaves.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 17, 2017 12:52 PM (le7jz)

186 China only finds them useful inasmuch as if the government collapsed, China would have to figure out what to do with the refugees. They don't like them, they just want to push that eventuality down the road as far as they can.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2017 12:41 PM (8nWyX)


I've been hearing that sort of thing for years. It makes me laugh every time. As if the Chinese would let anyone stream across their borders that they didn't want? The Chinese just aren't like that.

They aren't worried about Nork refugees. They like what the norks are doing. The Norks are doing China's work. The minute the Chinese decided they didn't like what the norks were doing that would be the end of the whole kim dynasty and the end of the nork regime. The norks are China's pet squirrel.

Posted by: British Chap at February 17, 2017 12:52 PM (zc3Db)

187 Is this where the Intelligence Community dumps some juicy fuckwittery about Trump's secret love affair with Kim Jong-un?

Here's a fun fact: Dennis Rodman was the double-crossed, double-secret courier for their romantic correspondence.

Posted by: Fritz at February 17, 2017 12:52 PM (2Mnv1)

188 Pretty sure my new bass amp is from there.

*******


Ironically enough, so are my Duluth Trading Co. underwear.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2017 12:52 PM (wPiJc)

189 Aw, Trump just posted an adorbs Facebook pic of his grandkids watching Marine Force One land on the South Lawn.

That Arabella is such a lil cutie.



Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 17, 2017 12:52 PM (ul9CR)

190 The South would instantly get all these short, desperate Koreans who are accustomed to totalitarianism and can't support themselves. They would have to set up enclaves of lower civilization until the next generation was up to the 21st century.

Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman


True Fact. After the wall came down in Germany, the South Koreans were visiting at every level of government studying what the Germans were doing to incorporate repatriation. They studied everything.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 17, 2017 12:52 PM (0tfLf)

191 168. From what I've read, the few defectors/survivors never adjust. You've got a sealed off, brainwashed population up there. A nation of people driven insane since the late '40's. Think about that. Kimjongilia - The Flower of Kim Jong-Il is an approachable documentary on the subject.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 17, 2017 12:53 PM (MJQz7)

192 That only gets us to version 0.91.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2017 12:49 PM (0mRoj)


Ah, well, I was never any good with them figurin' letters, anyways.....

Posted by: Dirty Randy at February 17, 2017 12:53 PM (jjaLl)

193 >>>Note to the file:



Franken is going to run for President.



There. I said it.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 17, 2017 12:28 PM (B+qrE)

No Jewish Presidents that are not named Sefton.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 17, 2017 12:53 PM (sF/De)

194 Real spies use derringer sprayers.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 17, 2017 12:54 PM (0tfLf)

195 I'm certain Lee Harvey Oswald was wearing a LOL shirt when they picked him up in the movie theater.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 17, 2017 12:54 PM (4ErVI)

196 IT'S LIKE MY LAWN IS FULL OF LAND MINES!!!

Posted by: Dang desperately digging up his sprinkler system at February 17, 2017 12:54 PM (8b+oT)

197 Who is running the sidebar these days?

or, not running...whatever.

Posted by: Beatrice Gibbs at February 17, 2017 12:54 PM (p+Qx5)

198 To be accurate, Ver. 0.7 was an upgrade of Ver. 0.5 Pro


==============

i miss .5, that one had color and stuff


Posted by: runner at February 17, 2017 12:54 PM (c6/9Q)

199 194 Real spies use derringer sprayers.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 17, 2017 12:54 PM (0tfLf)

Way too dangerous. They want a single target eliminated, not wide area effect destruction.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2017 12:55 PM (0mRoj)

200 185 >>>The batshit insane North Koreans are still Korean. And that affects my
opinion of South Koreans too. Asia sure is a fucked up place.
.
.
.I agree.....in some Countries in Asia it's common practice to sell their daughters as sex slaves.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 17, 2017 12:52 PM (le7jz)

Just the daughters?

Posted by: Harry Reid at February 17, 2017 12:55 PM (7HtZB)

201 Posted by: Dang desperately digging up his sprinkler system


*****


Pssst! The leak is five feet THAT way!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2017 12:55 PM (wPiJc)

202 Side Bar ? I was not told

Posted by: runner at February 17, 2017 12:55 PM (c6/9Q)

203 "It is unconfirmed that Senator Elizabeth Warren says that for the record she thinks it would be awesome to be the concubine of a North Asian strongman, saying "The tanks, the missiles, the gulags, nothing attracts me more than the raw power of totalitarianism. Call me, Mr. Kim."


Let me see...perhaps Meryl Streep is rumored to have a desire to act in Korean propaganda films? If we play this right we can get the entire left in this country in hiding.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Can Help You Get Your Garden of Curses In Shape This Spring! at February 17, 2017 12:55 PM (hLRSq)

204 In a sane world N korea should just be wiped off the map. The people are walking dead anyway.

In a sane world, ISIS would have been carpet-bombed and romper-stomped into oblivion four years ago.

Posted by: V the K at February 17, 2017 12:55 PM (O7MnT)

205 FatLimeySockOFF

Posted by: garrett at February 17, 2017 12:56 PM (p+Qx5)

206 I guess double-ought agent Alan Funt wasn't available.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2017 12:56 PM (wPiJc)

207 The Interview" watchable? It looks like you have to be stoned to enjoy it.
_______________________

It was pretty bad.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at February 17, 2017 12:56 PM (FqgrG)

208 in a sane world, bo would not be precedent

Posted by: runner at February 17, 2017 12:56 PM (c6/9Q)

209 Somebody should photoshop a LOL shirt on Lee Harvey Oswald in that famous photo where he's holding the rifle and those pamphlets.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 17, 2017 12:56 PM (4ErVI)

210 So I guess he really is the un-Kim.

Posted by: Killerdog at February 17, 2017 12:56 PM (BLdUN)

211 I've been hearing that sort of thing for years. It makes me laugh every time. As if the Chinese would let anyone stream across their borders that they didn't want? The Chinese just aren't like that.
Posted by: British Chap at February 17, 2017 12:52 PM (zc3Db)


They're already coming across the borders. Most defectors' paths to the South start with crossing over into China and meeting up with Korean fixers or missionaries there. China probably wouldn't be squeamish about machine-gunning hordes of refugees, but it's a lot easier for them to just let the DPRK coast on institutional momentum if it means they don't have to do that.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2017 12:56 PM (8nWyX)

212 i miss .5, that one had color and stuff


Posted by: runner
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Actually, I like the current format. It compels cleverness. Well, okay, encourages cleverness.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2017 12:56 PM (ZO497)

213 My BF doesn't allow me to see other men. Since Barry has a wife I ignore his edicts. Phone and pen that, Bitch!

Posted by: Reggie! at February 17, 2017 12:57 PM (bc2Lc)

214 186. The Chinese still have a yuuge problem with illegal immigrants from the DPRK. and they've got several million ethnic Koreans - largely sympathetic to their fellows - in-country. It's a problem for them now. Comes the end, it could be a catastrophe. And crossing the streams, a lot of norks try to get into Mongolia thru China, for refuge.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 17, 2017 12:57 PM (MJQz7)

215 >>Franken is going to run for President.

There. I said it.


Heh. If Franken ran he would likely discover that after 4 years of Trump that people either want more Trump, or the most boring politician evah as a respite from years of Trump being Trump.

Franken's brand of angry/crazy just won't sell in 2020 - it would come off as discount brand version of Trump.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 17, 2017 12:57 PM (NOIQH)

216 ....in some Countries in Asia it's common practice to sell their daughters as sex slaves.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 17, 2017 12:52 PM (le7jz)

Worse, they sell them as WIVES.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 17, 2017 12:57 PM (sh70B)

217 207 The Interview" watchable? It looks like you have to be stoned to enjoy it.
_______________________

It was pretty bad.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at February 17, 2017 12:56 PM (FqgrG)

=====================

I think it's pretty funny.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 17, 2017 12:57 PM (vur0q)

218 Pity China. Whatever happens, they'll be flooded with starving, insane people, maybe even military units, rampaging through their East. Harbin, I think it is.
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As I understand it, China enables and to some extent protects North Korea.

In other words, they might be like the parents of a child molester or murderer who looks the other way. I think China is sort of an accessory to the crime here.

Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 17, 2017 12:57 PM (J5mC3)

219 Not even a full version (0.7) of release alpha either.

Well, we can rest easy knowing that the entire website and all its backups are under the sole possession of one guy in New Zealand, the same guy that is the only human on Earth that can fix the software when it burps, the same guy that probably hasn't slept in decades...

Pixy, dammit, take your vitamins.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 17, 2017 12:57 PM (xpfRn)

220 Although my taste in humor is very weird and selective.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at February 17, 2017 12:57 PM (FqgrG)

221 The batshit insane North Koreans are still Korean. And that affects my opinion of South Koreans too.

The Seoul Olympics solidified my opinion of South Koreans. I had never seen anything so repulsive in my life. They actually reveled in overt cheating, making no attempt to hide it. The blatant cheating, itself, seemed to be a source of pride for them.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 17, 2017 12:58 PM (zc3Db)

222
* stares longingly into empty Mason jar *

Posted by: Vics' Neighbor at February 17, 2017 12:58 PM (HSmrB)

223 Fully automatic assault sprayer with a shoulder thing that goes up.

And a splash supressor

Posted by: tu3031 at February 17, 2017 12:58 PM (qJhUV)

224 Stuart Smalley 2020?

Please. Maybe they can get Jill Stein too? Need to balance the ticket with a Male moonbat and a Female moonbat.

Franken/Stein 20/20?

Posted by: rd at February 17, 2017 12:58 PM (iT57s)

225 .I agree.....in some Countries in Asia it's common practice to sell their daughters as sex slaves.

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and they don't sleep with other guys?

Posted by: Beatrice Gibbs' boyfriend at February 17, 2017 12:58 PM (oGRue)

226
The murder is real but the flag is fake.

Posted by: President Trump at February 17, 2017 12:59 PM (s7qwY)

227 One could photoshop John Wilkes Booth wearing a LOL teeshirt while standing on the stage at Ford's Theater.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 17, 2017 12:59 PM (0tfLf)

228 >>The Interview" watchable? It looks like you have to be stoned to enjoy it.

It's funny if you go in expecting a really stupid movie.
The scenes with Franko and the guy playing Kim Jong Il bonding are funny.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 17, 2017 12:59 PM (NOIQH)

229 Fully automatic assault sprayer with a shoulder thing that goes up.

And a splash supressor


Posted by: tu3031
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With catheter attachment.

Posted by: Dang at February 17, 2017 12:59 PM (8b+oT)

230
You gotta love "pranks" that involve murder.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 17, 2017 12:59 PM (s7qwY)

231 He is Kim Jong-nam.

It is nam-de-prume. Hahaha! I make pun, like you Murdoon.

Posted by: Kim Jong-Un at February 17, 2017 12:59 PM (3hIZX)

232 208 in a sane world, bo would not be precedent
Posted by: runner at February 17, 2017 12:56 PM (c6/9Q)


In a sane world, Bo the Dog would have been President instead of B.O.

Posted by: rickl at February 17, 2017 12:59 PM (zoehZ)

233 On the upside, Bill Clinton gave them money and enriched uranium to forgo their nuclear program, so at least that problem is solved.

That always works.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 17, 2017 12:59 PM (Ndje9)

234 The North Koreans are making all sorts of demands that no autopsy be performed, that an autopsy is a human rights violation, and that they dispute whatever conclusions the autopsy points to.
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So Maxine Waters is North Korean.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 17, 2017 01:00 PM (UujCh)

235 I guess double-ought agent Alan Funt wasn't available.
Posted by: Muldoon
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Kim isn't given to candid actions.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2017 01:00 PM (ZO497)

236 Franken/Stein

LOL

Or he could run with Marion Barry.

Franken-Barry 2020!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 17, 2017 01:00 PM (ul9CR)

237 233 On the upside, Bill Clinton gave them money and enriched uranium to forgo their nuclear program, so at least that problem is solved.

That always works.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 17, 2017 12:59 PM (Ndje9)

====================

*Scribbling notes*
-Obama, circa 2009

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 17, 2017 01:00 PM (vur0q)

238 Bill Gertz piece on this murder.

http://tinyurl.com/hugeths

Posted by: geoffb5 at February 17, 2017 01:00 PM (d3wbb)

239 I've never smoked pot but parts of Pineapple Express were pretty funny.

Posted by: Dang at February 17, 2017 01:00 PM (8b+oT)

240 On the upside, Bill Clinton gave them money and enriched uranium to forgo their nuclear program, so at least that problem is solved.

That always works.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives
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I arranged that!

No one gives me credit for anything.

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at February 17, 2017 01:01 PM (ZO497)

241 Kim isn't given to candid actions.

Posted by: Mike



Good one Mike. I've been sitting here wondering what to do with that one.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 17, 2017 01:01 PM (0tfLf)

242 ""On the upside, Bill Clinton gave them money and enriched uranium to forgo their nuclear program, so at least that problem is solved.""

That dickhead Clinton did so much damage by his constant giving technology to countries that should have never gotten their hands on it.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at February 17, 2017 01:01 PM (aMlLZ)

243 Wow - the Boeing CEO is pretty high-energy.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at February 17, 2017 01:01 PM (4bKiB)

244
Ace, we can discuss that wacky broad who is supposebly an airline pilot who went bananas before a flight last week?

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 17, 2017 01:02 PM (s7qwY)

245 239 I've never smoked pot but parts of Pineapple Express were pretty funny.
Posted by: Dang at February 17, 2017 01:00 PM (8b+oT)

===================

Oh, David Gordon Green, whatever happened to you?

You make one stupid stoner comedy, get roped into several more, and then go off and make micro-budgeted movies with Nick Cage?

I wanted you to follow the Rian Johnson career path.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 17, 2017 01:02 PM (vur0q)

246 Just got a scanner alert for Oakland. Evidently there's a guy running (driving?) around with a rifle and tagging cars with graffiti.

Posted by: Country Singer at February 17, 2017 01:02 PM (uiwCw)

247 Okay, I'll bring this forward from the previous thread, just because.


*****



The Sun Profiles British Obama - a limerick


Our hero knew right from the start
He and Beatrice never would part
He thought she's "the One"
'Til she blocked out The Sun
A total eclipse of the heart.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2017 01:02 PM (wPiJc)

248 I want this to be real:

AUDIO: John McCain shares insider info with prankster posing as Ukrainian PM

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 17, 2017 01:02 PM (4YGWz)

249 One could photoshop John Wilkes Booth wearing a LOL teeshirt while standing on the stage at Ford's Theater.
Posted by: Diogenes
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Lizzy Borden, holding a drippy ax.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2017 01:03 PM (ZO497)

250 So Maxine Waters is North Korean.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at February 17, 2017 01:00 PM (UujCh)


Well it would explain a few things:

1) She looks like she could use a sandwich.
2) A massive meth habit would explain her cognitive issues.
3) She seems to believe that impeachment will happen if she just closes her eyes and wishes hard enough.
4) Belief that the government should run merely on who she likes or dislikes. You could see her cheering as some guy was strapped to an AA gun, right?

Plausible.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2017 01:03 PM (92kX2)

251 We need permission on this site to talk about wacky broads?

Since when??? Damn...nobody tells me anything.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 17, 2017 01:03 PM (0tfLf)

252
Do Women Have Any Business As Pilots??

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 17, 2017 01:03 PM (s7qwY)

253 252
Do Women Have Any Business As Pilots??
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 17, 2017 01:03 PM (s7qwY)

=================

As much business as men talking about abortion.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 17, 2017 01:04 PM (vur0q)

254 248 I want this to be real:

AUDIO: John McCain shares insider info with prankster posing as Ukrainian PM

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 17, 2017 01:02 PM (4YGWz)

Eh, John McCain needs to be driven to an old folks' home, handed a fruit cup, and told that it's the well of the Senate.

Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at February 17, 2017 01:04 PM (RD7QR)

255 Voting to confirm Scott Pruitt now.

Posted by: Soona at February 17, 2017 01:05 PM (Fmupd)

256 >.Do Women Have Any Business As Pilots??


Do you have to parallel park a plane?

Posted by: garrett at February 17, 2017 01:05 PM (p+Qx5)

257 Eh, John McCain needs to be driven to an old folks' home, handed a fruit cup, and told that it's the well of the Senate.
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at February 17, 2017 01:04 PM (RD7QR)

Don't forget the Vanilla ensure spiked with whiskey.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2017 01:05 PM (92kX2)

258 It is nam-de-prume. Hahaha! I make pun, like you Murdoon.

Posted by: Kim Jong-Un


******


I have a standing internet policy of not engaging in dialogue with diminutive tyrants. Nothing personal.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2017 01:05 PM (wPiJc)

259 On the upside, Bill Clinton gave them money and enriched uranium to forgo their nuclear program, so at least that problem is solved.

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if you squint really hard you can almost see a pattern of Clintons giving Uranium to communist dictators.

almost...

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 17, 2017 01:05 PM (oGRue)

260 256 >.Do Women Have Any Business As Pilots??


Do you have to parallel park a plane?
Posted by: garrett at February 17, 2017 01:05 PM (p+Qx5)

The tailgating would be epic.

Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at February 17, 2017 01:06 PM (RD7QR)

261
Whenever I embark an airplane, the very first thing I do is make eye contact with the flight crew and study them.

These people are just people and I try to look into their souls to see if I can trust them with mine.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 17, 2017 01:06 PM (s7qwY)

262 I want this to be real:



AUDIO: John McCain shares insider info with prankster posing as Ukrainian PM



Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 17, 2017 01:02 PM (4YGWz)

that IS mavericky !

Posted by: runner at February 17, 2017 01:06 PM (c6/9Q)

263 >>4) Belief that the government should run merely on who she likes or
dislikes. You could see her cheering as some guy was strapped to an AA
gun, right?



Isn't Maxine Waters the one who wanted to nationalize banks or the oil industry...or maybe both?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 17, 2017 01:06 PM (NOIQH)

264 So now NK has an excuse to Nuke Malaysia (or pretend/fake a launch agains them) when their real target is Tokyo.

Posted by: MoJoTee at February 17, 2017 01:06 PM (vKbhP)

265 I have a standing internet policy of not engaging in dialogue with diminutive tyrants. Nothing personal.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2017 01:05 PM (wPiJc)

Nobody let ATC know!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2017 01:07 PM (92kX2)

266 Do Women Have Any Business As Pilots??

Posted by: Soothsayer


*******


Some Moron makes a cockpit joke in 5...4...3...2...

Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2017 01:07 PM (wPiJc)

267 Well, Oakland PD seems to have ended that rather quickly:

http://tinyurl.com/z5uyxje

Posted by: Country Singer at February 17, 2017 01:07 PM (uiwCw)

268 Do Women Have Any Business As Pilots??
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 17, 2017 01:03 PM (s7qwY)

=================

As much business as men talking about abortion.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
--------------

Statistically, female pilots have been involved in far fewer crashes than male pilots. Ergo, all pilots should be female.

Posted by: Flawless feminist logic at February 17, 2017 01:07 PM (ZO497)

269 Whenever I embark an airplane, the very first thing I do is make eye contact with the flight crew and study them.



These people are just people and I try to look into their souls to see if I can trust them with mine.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 17, 2017 01:06 PM (s7qwY)

..and if yo don't like what you see, you get off the plane ?

Posted by: runner at February 17, 2017 01:07 PM (c6/9Q)

270 257 Eh, John McCain needs to be driven to an old folks' home, handed a fruit cup, and told that it's the well of the Senate.
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at February 17, 2017 01:04 PM (RD7QR)

Don't forget the Vanilla ensure spiked with whiskey.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2017 01:05 PM (92kX2)

It's called a White Senator.

Posted by: josephistan at February 17, 2017 01:07 PM (7HtZB)

271 Isn't Maxine Waters the one who wanted to nationalize banks or the oil industry...or maybe both?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 17, 2017 01:06 PM (NOIQH)

Oil, I think. She let that slip during a hearing.

"Well, we could just nationalize your industry."

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2017 01:07 PM (92kX2)

272 256 >.Do Women Have Any Business As Pilots??


Do you have to parallel park a plane?
Posted by: garrett at February 17, 2017 01:05 PM (p+Qx5)

---

who would they ask for directions?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 17, 2017 01:08 PM (oGRue)

273 Scott Pruitt is now the official head of the EPA.

Godspeed, Scott.

Posted by: Soona at February 17, 2017 01:08 PM (Fmupd)

274 In other "false flag" news, apparently the nation guard being deployed to round up illegal aliens story was planted by WH to smoke out leakers?

If this is true - I hope they got the leaking b@stards!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 17, 2017 01:08 PM (NOIQH)

275 I'm a pilot and I trust my skills. 74 & razor sherp!

Posted by: Harrison Ford at February 17, 2017 01:09 PM (bc2Lc)

276 Speaking OT:

AP ran a story that Trump was going to send out 100,000 National Guard troops to round up illegals. It is, of course, fake news.

Trump didn't hire these people to act like they oppose him, did he?

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Can Help You Get Your Garden of Curses In Shape This Spring! at February 17, 2017 01:09 PM (hLRSq)

277 >>Scott Pruitt is now the official head of the EPA.


Wooohooo!

Let the mass resignations begin!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 17, 2017 01:09 PM (NOIQH)

278 273 Scott Pruitt is now the official head of the EPA.

Godspeed, Scott.
Posted by: Soona at February 17, 2017 01:08 PM (Fmupd)

First official act: evacuate the headquarters building and fumigate thoroughly.

Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at February 17, 2017 01:09 PM (RD7QR)

279 A pic of that "LOL" t-shirt wearing woman here.

2016: "Meme Wars" as a meme.

2017: "Meme Wars" as actual war.

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 17, 2017 01:09 PM (OzJeO)

280 I liked Half Baked better than Pineapple Express, when it comes to stoner comedies.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 17, 2017 01:09 PM (ul9CR)

281 273 Scott Pruitt is now the official head of the EPA.

Godspeed, Scott.
Posted by: Soona at February 17, 2017 01:08 PM (Fmupd)

Amen. TOUCH THE RED BUTTON, SCOTT! SPANK THAT BUTTON LIKE A SWEDISH BONDAGE MISTRESS!

(In my head all government agencies have a self destruct button.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2017 01:09 PM (92kX2)

282
..and if yo don't like what you see, you get off the plane ?

I would.

For instance, I aint gonna fly on a plane with a pilot holding a koran or on a rug doing a pre-flight prayer.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 17, 2017 01:09 PM (s7qwY)

283 The tailgating would be epic.

---

500 people would've lived if her lipstick didn't Need touching up.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 17, 2017 01:10 PM (oGRue)

284 Let the mass resignations begin!

Oooh pleasepleaseplease!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 17, 2017 01:10 PM (ul9CR)

285 In a sane world, Bo the Dog would have been President instead of B.O.

Now that I have no actual purpose left in life, I live in constant fear of being someone's next meal. So I have a lot in common with your average North Korean.

Posted by: Bo the Ex Presidential Dog at February 17, 2017 01:10 PM (qJhUV)

286 239 I've never smoked pot but parts of Pineapple Express were pretty funny.
Posted by: Dang at February 17, 2017 01:00 PM (8b+oT)

Half Baked is a pretty funny stoner movie.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2017 01:10 PM (0mRoj)

287 AP ran a story that Trump was going to send out 100,000 National Guard troops to round up illegals. It is, of course, fake news.

Trump didn't hire these people to act like they oppose him, did he?
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Can Help You Get Your Garden of Curses In Shape This Spring! at February 17, 2017 01:09 PM (hLRSq)


So, no Operation Wetback 2: Electric Boogaloo?

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 17, 2017 01:10 PM (OzJeO)

288 First official act: evacuate the headquarters building and fumigate thoroughly.
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at February 17, 2017 01:09 PM (RD7QR)

Or, don't evacuate. You know, just saying.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2017 01:11 PM (92kX2)

289 Do you think this 767 makes me look fat?

Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2017 01:11 PM (wPiJc)

290 Who door dinged my plane?! *glares at fat chick pilot*

Posted by: Dang at February 17, 2017 01:11 PM (8b+oT)

291 What was that thing North Korea had with women's soccer, where they had about a thousand really cute women in short skirts watching?

Were they all kidnapped from Japan, or were they from the cloning labs. No matter, they were cute.

Posted by: blaster at February 17, 2017 01:11 PM (tewYv)

292 Man, really, we need some much better facial pictures of the two Asian 007 Super-Heroine Spys I'm thinking Baby, Yeah!

Posted by: Austin Powers (International Man of Mystery) at February 17, 2017 01:11 PM (vKbhP)

293 Half Baked is a pretty funny stoner movie.

Wesley Pipes and Billy Bong Thornton agree!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 17, 2017 01:11 PM (ul9CR)

294 Nobody let ATC know!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2017 01:07 PM (92kX2)

---

well played.

In lieu of flowers, Aetius451AD has asked that donations be made to your local strip club

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 17, 2017 01:11 PM (oGRue)

295 This is bad. It will give Hillary ideas.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 17, 2017 01:11 PM (3hIZX)

296
Oil, I think. She let that slip during a hearing.

"Well, we could just nationalize your industry."
Posted by: Aetius451AD


https://youtu.be/o3I-PVVowFY

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2017 01:12 PM (IqV8l)

297 First official act: evacuate the headquarters building and fumigate thoroughly.

Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at February 17, 2017 01:09 PM (RD7QR)



And complete replacement of all the carpet.

Posted by: Country Singer at February 17, 2017 01:12 PM (uiwCw)

298
Some Moron makes a cockpit joke in 5...4...3...2...

Posted by: Muldoon



Virgin Airlines my ass!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 17, 2017 01:12 PM (0tfLf)

299 >>>>The Seoul Olympics solidified my opinion of South Koreans. I had never
seen anything so repulsive in my life. They actually reveled in overt
cheating, making no attempt to hide it. The blatant cheating, itself,
seemed to be a source of pride for them.
.
.
.
.We got free tickets to some events when we pulled into Pusan for Liberty when the games were going on. Not very many people went from our entire Carrier Battle Group.

Cheating is actually not just a Korean thing, Philippino's excel at that game.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 17, 2017 01:12 PM (le7jz)

300
one Republican Shit voted No on Pruitt

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 17, 2017 01:12 PM (s7qwY)

301 Wait, Stein is challenging the Penn recount? Really?

She must have seen the 2017 Ferrari 458 Italia. I understand.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2017 01:13 PM (92kX2)

302 300
one Republican Shit voted No on Pruitt
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 17, 2017 01:12 PM (s7qwY)

I'm guessing Collins, because Maine is all eco-ish.

Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at February 17, 2017 01:13 PM (RD7QR)

303
I'm glad we that on November 8th 2016 we finally put to rest the idiotic idea of voting for Republican Shits because "they're better than the Democrats" and "will vote with us on the big things and committees and such."

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 17, 2017 01:13 PM (s7qwY)

304 And of course Susan Collins was the Repuke shit who voted against Pruitt.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 17, 2017 01:14 PM (ul9CR)

305 Scott Pruitt is now the official head of the EPA.


Wooohooo!

Let the mass resignations begin!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 17, 2017 01:09 PM (NOIQH)




And if they don't get rid of them

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 17, 2017 01:14 PM (493sH)

306 (From Telegraph article: "An unofficial spokesman for Pyongyang based in Japan claimed Kim Jong-nam was not dead and reports of his assassination are a plot to discredit North Korea and deflect attention from political unrest in South Korea.")

That is NOT Kim Jong-nam
we demand that no autopsy be done on that person
whoever it is
We will conduct the autopsy on Kim Jong-nam
who by the way is still alive.

Posted by: Pyongyang at February 17, 2017 01:14 PM (zke7T)

307 I'm just going to keep circling the airport till a good parking spot opens up

Posted by: female pilot at February 17, 2017 01:14 PM (oGRue)

308 OT Vic update: he's had a bit of a setback, bacteria level going up, he is being readmitted.

So keep the prayers up.

Posted by: blaster at February 17, 2017 01:14 PM (tewYv)

309 >>>Virgin Airlines my ass!



Is there any way to make "airlines" a verb?


A really dirty verb?

Posted by: Dirty Randy at February 17, 2017 01:15 PM (jjaLl)

310 294 Nobody let ATC know!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2017 01:07 PM (92kX2)

---

well played.

In lieu of flowers, Aetius451AD has asked that donations be made to your local strip club
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 17, 2017 01:11 PM (oGRue)

Hey, those girls are hungry.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2017 01:15 PM (92kX2)

311 308 OT Vic update: he's had a bit of a setback, bacteria level going up, he is being readmitted.

So keep the prayers up.

Posted by: blaster at February 17, 2017 01:14 PM (tewYv)

Prayers for Vic.

Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at February 17, 2017 01:15 PM (RD7QR)

312 We will conduct the autopsy on Kim Jong-nam

who by the way is still alive.

Posted by: Pyongyang
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That would not surprise me at all.

Posted by: Dang at February 17, 2017 01:15 PM (8b+oT)

313 OT Vic update: he's had a bit of a setback, bacteria level going up, he is being readmitted.

So keep the prayers up.

Posted by: blaster at February 17, 2017 01:14 PM (tewYv)



Well, hell. Prayers for Vic up.

Posted by: Country Singer at February 17, 2017 01:15 PM (uiwCw)

314 Obligatory best mashup ever:

http://www.myvidster.com/video/

2537122/North_Korean_Peoples_
Army_Funky_Get_Down_Juche_Party

http://tinyurl.com/jgrampw

Posted by: DaveA at February 17, 2017 01:15 PM (8J/Te)

315
OT Vic update: he's had a bit of a setback, bacteria level going up, he is being readmitted.

acknowledged
best wishes

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 17, 2017 01:15 PM (s7qwY)

316 NO i want a RED plane!

Posted by: female pilot at February 17, 2017 01:16 PM (oGRue)

317 308 OT Vic update: he's had a bit of a setback, bacteria level going up, he is being readmitted.

So keep the prayers up.

Posted by: blaster at February 17, 2017 01:14 PM (tewYv)

Ouch. Will do

Posted by: josephistan at February 17, 2017 01:16 PM (7HtZB)

318 OT Vic update: he's had a bit of a setback, bacteria level going up, he is being readmitted.

So keep the prayers up.



Posted by: blaster at February 17, 2017 01:14 PM (tewYv)


Oh, no. Absolutely prayers going up.

On another O/T, I just found out that I have Monday off. I didn't think I did. So, a nice unexpected birthday gift.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 17, 2017 01:17 PM (X6fMO)

319 Prayers and positive juju for Vic too.
Ruff day, is there an update on the pup from the Art thread?

Posted by: IP at February 17, 2017 01:17 PM (2vWLN)

320 A female pilot at Sydney's Bankstown airport was in a hurry to get airborne, she made the following request: "Bankstown Tower, this is Cessna ABC request intersexual departure runway 29R."
Almost straightaway the ATC reply, "ABC, the full length is available."

Posted by: Diogenes at February 17, 2017 01:17 PM (0tfLf)

321 SOME JOKES ARE SO OBVIOUS AS TO NOT REQUIRE ADDITIONAL EXPLANATION

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at February 17, 2017 12:28 PM (X6fMO)



IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE BEN IS ALWAYS EXPLAINING OBVIOUS JOKES.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at February 17, 2017 01:17 PM (LpxE8)

322 Prayers to Vic and family...

Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 17, 2017 01:17 PM (RwwCT)

323 Come on Vic.
We're pulling for you.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 17, 2017 01:18 PM (0tfLf)

324 They ought to kill that fat sausage, no GaINZZ, piece of shit half brother mutant of his. The I'd LOL.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 17, 2017 01:19 PM (C+u+R)

325 and that they dispute whatever conclusions the autopsy points to.

Hmm...that reminds me of something...

Dems:
There is no fraud in our elections, thinking otherwise is racism!
We wuz robbed by the Russians because of fraud in our elections.
Any investigation of fraud in our elections, or laws to minimize it, are racist and fascist.
We need to have a do-over because of all the fraud in our elections.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2017 01:19 PM (aZq03)

326 Prayers for Vic.

Posted by: Dang at February 17, 2017 01:19 PM (8b+oT)

327 Prayers for Vic and his family.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2017 01:20 PM (fDdVG)

328 This is why I've never found the whole glitter bomb protests to be funny or harmless.

Oh oh oh it's just glitter right up until it's shards of glass or poison or, hell, glitter coated with arsenic or some such.

Posted by: alexthechick - all your caps are belong to me at February 17, 2017 01:20 PM (mf5HN)

329 does Katy Tur do sex to men or wimminz?

Posted by: Original Jake at February 17, 2017 01:20 PM (VBsKP)

330 Hang in there Vic

Posted by: tu3031 at February 17, 2017 01:20 PM (qJhUV)

331 >> Pineapple Express




That movie sucked.

Posted by: garrett at February 17, 2017 01:20 PM (p+Qx5)

332
Oh oh oh it's just glitter right up until it's shards of glass or poison or, hell, glitter coated with arsenic or some such.

I concur, ol' chum.

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 17, 2017 01:21 PM (s7qwY)

333 Resolved: all Seth Rogen films are better when you are high.

Posted by: blaster at February 17, 2017 01:21 PM (tewYv)

334 What the difference between a jet engine and a woman pilot?

The jet stops whining once it gets to the gate.



Can you tell Mrs D is on vacation this week?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 17, 2017 01:21 PM (0tfLf)

335
okay, President Trump is about to speak...

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 17, 2017 01:21 PM (s7qwY)

336 On another O/T, I just found out that I have Monday off. I didn't think I did. So, a nice unexpected birthday gift.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 17, 2017 01:17 PM (X6fMO)


Happy 29th!

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2017 01:22 PM (0mRoj)

337 does Katy Tur do sex to men or wimminz?

Well, she was with Olbermann for three years, so I'd say women.

Posted by: tu3031 at February 17, 2017 01:22 PM (qJhUV)

338 Katy Tur wants to grab Trump by the presidency.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 17, 2017 01:23 PM (ul9CR)

339 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE GUY IS NOW DEAD

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at February 17, 2017 01:23 PM (hHFOx)

340 So, I see that Jill Stein is back to challenging the Pennsylvania recount.

PLEASE, Dems - keep propping her and Stuart Smiley up!
Imagine the yard signs:
Franken/Stein 2020!

Posted by: Jedediah Bila at February 17, 2017 01:24 PM (rUhXo)

341 Kim's half brother is now his zeroeth brother.


Posted by: eleven at February 17, 2017 01:24 PM (qUNWi)

342 Didn't that Kim Jong character blow Dennis Rodman?

Posted by: Marcus T at February 17, 2017 01:24 PM (C+u+R)

343 Trumps looks bored. Cracks me up.

Posted by: Dang at February 17, 2017 01:24 PM (8b+oT)

344 >.she was with Olbermann for three years,


WTF is wrong with women?



Posted by: garrett at February 17, 2017 01:24 PM (p+Qx5)

345 Off, hawt traitor sock.

Posted by: Chi at February 17, 2017 01:25 PM (rUhXo)

346 Weird. Standing in front of that blue plane, they have that weird Blue Screen-looking outline around them.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 17, 2017 01:25 PM (ul9CR)

347 Trump up

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 17, 2017 01:25 PM (ul9CR)

348
is Boeing out of Washington state completely now??

Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 17, 2017 01:25 PM (s7qwY)

349 Trump loves South Carolina.

Posted by: blaster at February 17, 2017 01:26 PM (tewYv)

350 You can all go to hell.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lydia_Litvyak

Posted by: Lydia Litvyak at February 17, 2017 01:26 PM (8nWyX)

351 Franken is going to run for President.

Bring it, you monkey-faced garden gnome.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 17, 2017 01:26 PM (oVJmc)

352 168 147 The batshit insane North Koreans are still Korean. And that affects my opinion of South Koreans too. Asia sure is a fucked up place.

Posted by: Chris M at February 17, 2017 12:46 PM (eAZVt)

The South would instantly get all these short, desperate Koreans who are accustomed to totalitarianism and can't support themselves. They would have to set up enclaves of lower civilization until the next generation was up to the 21st century.
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at February 17, 2017 12:48 PM (RD7QR)




Shouldn't this apply to mooselimbs too?

Posted by: Chilling the most at February 17, 2017 01:26 PM (a79f6)

353 Franken-Weiner

Posted by: Mega at February 17, 2017 01:26 PM (hHFOx)

354 Franken is going to run for President.



I'm good enough. I'm smart enough and gosh darn it...err...well people really don't like me

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 17, 2017 01:27 PM (493sH)

355

nood










nood


Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 17, 2017 01:27 PM (s7qwY)

356 Sorry to hear about Vic.

Posted by: rickl at February 17, 2017 01:27 PM (zoehZ)

357 nood

Posted by: Original Jake at February 17, 2017 01:27 PM (VBsKP)

358 Nood. Gender neutral bathroom wars.

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 17, 2017 01:27 PM (OzJeO)

359 First official act: evacuate the headquarters building and fumigate thoroughly.
Posted by: joncelli,
-----------

May want to scrub those walls down.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2017 01:28 PM (ZO497)

360 Celebrating American engineering and American manufacturing.

Posted by: blaster at February 17, 2017 01:28 PM (tewYv)

361 >>>.Do Women Have Any Business As Pilots?<<<

You're okay at least for takeoff if she already has her makeup on.

Posted by: Fritz at February 17, 2017 01:28 PM (yIZoc)

362 Seth Rogen is fat & unfunny. I paired up with Steve Martin. Rogen with Streisand.

Posted by: Zombie John Candy at February 17, 2017 01:28 PM (bc2Lc)

363 Ooh ooh, Trump said "sail" the skies.

You fly in the sky and sail on water. IMPEACH HIM!!!!!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 17, 2017 01:29 PM (ul9CR)

364 The South would instantly get all these short, desperate Koreans who are accustomed to totalitarianism and can't support themselves. They would have to set up enclaves of lower civilization until the next generation was up to the 21st century.
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at February 17, 2017 12:48 PM (RD7QR)




Been there, did that.

Posted by: (Formerly) West Germany at February 17, 2017 01:29 PM (ujg0T)

365 Boeing has the largest building in the world in Everett, WA. They just added to it.

Posted by: The Oprah at February 17, 2017 01:29 PM (nN3W/)

366 Prayers out Vic. Kick that bacteria's ass brother.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 17, 2017 01:29 PM (C+u+R)

367

[i81 I want to hear one say "Roethlisberger." Now THAT would be funny.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 17, 2017 12:29 PM (SRKgf)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THEY MIX UP THE "L" AND "R" SOUNDS AND MY NAME HAS SEVERAL OF THEM

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER

Wouldn't that come out something like Walrus-bugger?

/brb, asking my SIL, she's Oriental (and loves when I call her that)

Posted by: imp at February 17, 2017 01:31 PM (XIXZz)

368 It still doesn't get loonier than Kim Jong Il kidnapping a South Korea movie star & her director husband and forcing them to make movies for him.
Posted by: josephistan at February 17, 2017 12:27 PM (7HtZB)


Cripes, they've been kidnapping Japanese citizens off of Japanese beaches for over 50 years.

Those fuckers are crazy little bastards led by an even crazier little bastard.

They make ex-girlfriends seem sane in comparison.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac, the Deplorable at February 17, 2017 12:35 PM (1JnAL)



How was that NOT a casus belli for regime change, especially in a post-Soviet world?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 17, 2017 01:35 PM (ujg0T)

369 Boeing is still in Washington State. 737s are assembled in Renton. Everett has several lines going. 777, 787, etc.
Corporate moved to Chicago.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 17, 2017 01:38 PM (0tfLf)

370
How was that NOT a casus belli for regime change, especially in a post-Soviet world?
***
The left over Rwanda: America is evil because it didn't intervene to stop mass murder

The left over Afghanistan, Iraq, etc: America is evil because it is killing people in the name of stopping mass murder.

Add that to the very real death toll a war with the nuclear Norks (thanks Bill Clinton!) would cause and....no one is going to do anything about them.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2017 01:40 PM (aZq03)

371 We are buiwding a fighting force of extra-ordinary magnitude. You have our gratitude.
*gong*

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 17, 2017 01:41 PM (3hIZX)

372 We are buiwding a fighting force of extra-ordinary magnitude. You have our gratitude.
*gong*
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 17, 2017 01:41 PM (3hIZX)


Put this man in cell number one, and give him a drink.

Posted by: Lydia Litvyak at February 17, 2017 01:46 PM (8nWyX)

373 off sock

Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2017 01:53 PM (8nWyX)

374 A half brother?


So his real name was Kim Jong Un-and-a-half.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2017 12:30 PM (wPiJc)

The plan was to get Charlie Sheen or Ashton Kutchner plus John Cryer to be in the show.

Posted by: Minuteman at February 17, 2017 01:53 PM (AjjIl)

375 Breaking: Trish Regan wearing a black top, no cleavage visible, but still remains cute.


Posted by: Trish fanboi at February 17, 2017 01:55 PM (8iiMU)

376 BAN THESE DANGEROUS ASSULT SPRAYERS

Posted by: Lierals everywhere (but especially Malaysia) at February 17, 2017 01:57 PM (AjjIl)

377 Greetings:

Interesting place that Aceh province.

Posted by: 11B40 at February 17, 2017 02:03 PM (evgyj)

378 Actually the Norks do not go much for cloak and dagger. LOL T-Shirt and Spray Bottle, yes; Cloak and Dagger, no.

Posted by: Minuteman at February 17, 2017 02:06 PM (AjjIl)

379 I sense this is an Israeli operation.

Posted by: Pat Buchanan at February 17, 2017 02:09 PM (QtQaN)

380 How come this guy was not in the U.S or South Korea....you would think he would be a good propaganda tool for us?

Posted by: William Eaton at February 17, 2017 02:14 PM (MuTTO)

381 Spies always tell the truth, so they should believe her, right?

Posted by: macleod at February 17, 2017 02:18 PM (N315I)

382
North Korea:

We had nothing to do with this, and he deserved it, now shut up or you'll get what he got.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 17, 2017 02:18 PM (AMuDZ)

383 I HATE copy-cats.

Posted by: The Iceman at February 17, 2017 02:27 PM (m3iiU)

384 352 168 147 The batshit insane North Koreans are still Korean. And that affects my opinion of South Koreans too. Asia sure is a fucked up place.
___________________________
Here is the tripwire scenario in Asia:

1. The true continental rivalry in Asia is between Japan and China. They hate each other at the molecular level. Have for centuries.

2. Japan and China both have "unfinished business" from WWII. Both sides don't consider the conclusion of war at the hands of America to be a true "win."

3. If Korea can reach Japan with a nuclear missile, Japan will develop a nuclear weapons program to defend against North Korea, but China sees it as an existential threat.

4. China and Japan engage in nuclear arms race culminating in something really bad.

The best scenario is the U.S. conducts air strikes against North Korea to take out the medium range missiles, and China send boots on the ground into North Korea. China can't stand having a crazy ally North Korea, so . . .

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2017 02:39 PM (4AVeu)

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