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The Sun Profiles "The British Obama"
Now, I think tabloids pay sad people to tell these absurd tales to just get clicks and revenue. But, that said, though I don't believe this for an instant, I can respect it as a Quality Lie, like a tawdry guilty pleasure TV show. Or like CNN.WAKING up on a Saturday morning, Beatrice Gibbs takes one look at the naked stranger lying next to her before quickly putting on her clothes and leaving. As the 22-year-old make-up artist walks home, she texts her boyfriend Adam Gillet to tell him she’s on her way back. Beatrice feels no guilt as she walks through their front door – because Adam knows exactly where she has been and what she’s been doing. The pair, who have been together for two years, have a one-sided open relationship. Beatrice can sleep with who she wants, when she wants, despite Adam, 27, not having the same privileges. They came to the controversial arrangement after Beatrice threatened to leave because she was unable to resist other men. Beatrice, from Milton Keynes, Bucks, explains: "I love Adam, but I wasn't ready to settle down and commit to just one man. "I said I had to break up with him so that I wasn't unfaithful. I didn’t want to hurt him by going behind his back with someone else. "He was devastated and suggested we stay together but I could sleep with other people, as long as I told him who and when." Rather than lose Beatrice, devastated Adam suggested she slept with other menSo I'm sure you're all thinking: Pictures. The Sun has a bunch, but here's an amuse bouche:
"It's the perfect situation. I have a boyfriend I love but I also get to have fun with other men when I want to." ...
"The morning I see him after a night out I do sometimes feel a bit bad, but after a cuddle and a chat it’s just us being normal in our usual relationship." ... Adam claims he has got used to their arrangement. The warehouse worker says: "I really like Beatrice and I didn’t want to lose her. I'm happy for her to enjoy herself. “We decided this is the best way to take the relationship forward so I have become used to it. I'm not really interested in chasing other women and I know if I did then Beatrice wouldn’t be happy about it."
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: IC at February 17, 2017 11:02 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: mallfly on the lamb at February 17, 2017 11:03 AM (b7fwp)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 17, 2017 11:03 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: ace at February 17, 2017 11:03 AM (8rNrN)
Posted by: mallfly on the lamb at February 17, 2017 11:03 AM (b7fwp)
Posted by: moki at February 17, 2017 11:04 AM (gfRCk)
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 17, 2017 11:04 AM (s7qwY)
I bet he hasn't seen Full Metal Jacket either.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 17, 2017 11:04 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: IC at February 17, 2017 11:02 AM (a0IVu)
You just answered your own question.
Posted by: josephistan at February 17, 2017 11:04 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 17, 2017 11:04 AM (nQ10o)
Is Beatrice eating the other men?
Posted by: Sphynx at February 17, 2017 11:04 AM (OZmbA)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 17, 2017 11:04 AM (TnUKj)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 17, 2017 11:05 AM (le7jz)
Posted by: steevy at February 17, 2017 11:05 AM (r/0kC)
Posted by: garrett at February 17, 2017 11:05 AM (p+Qx5)
Posted by: me at February 17, 2017 11:05 AM (/zMID)
But they can't resist her? They must like them BIG in Limey land
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 17, 2017 11:05 AM (493sH)
Adam is married to another bossy gal and supporting her 3 children from other men. Queen Bea is never married, has had a couple of abortions, on the dole and has 3 cats????
Just a guess.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 17, 2017 11:05 AM (NOIQH)
So this Adam guy is kinda a cuck, no?
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 17, 2017 11:05 AM (s7qwY)
Posted by: IP at February 17, 2017 11:05 AM (2vWLN)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 17, 2017 11:05 AM (fklV+)
Posted by: Beatrice Gibbs at February 17, 2017 11:06 AM (p+Qx5)
Posted by: josephistan at February 17, 2017 11:06 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: steevy at February 17, 2017 11:06 AM (r/0kC)
Is Beatrice eating the other men?
Posted by: Sphynx at February 17, 2017 11:04 AM (OZmbA)
*coffee all over monitor* dang you!!! LMAO.
Posted by: IC at February 17, 2017 11:06 AM (a0IVu)
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Please correct me if I'm wrong, but the typo (if it is such) is just too good to pass -- Lorenz(o) being male and Lorenz(a) being female?
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 17, 2017 11:06 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2017 11:06 AM (wPiJc)
"It's the perfect situation. I have a boyfriend I love but I also get to have fun with other men when I want to."
Poor guy. Can't lose what you never had. He's just fooling himself.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 17, 2017 11:06 AM (34w2E)
Wait a minute her boyfriend is Ricky Gervais?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 17, 2017 11:06 AM (493sH)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2017 11:07 AM (fDdVG)
Posted by: garrett at February 17, 2017 11:07 AM (p+Qx5)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 17, 2017 11:07 AM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Hannibal Lechter at February 17, 2017 11:07 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Egg McMuffin at February 17, 2017 11:07 AM (8rNrN)
in high school, Adam was voted Most Likely To Use Penis Pump
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 17, 2017 11:07 AM (s7qwY)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 17, 2017 11:07 AM (NOIQH)
Is that the Michelin Man on the right? When did he get bkack hair?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 17, 2017 11:07 AM (v1g1+)
Posted by: Chiarman, Greek Alphabet Committee at February 17, 2017 11:08 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2017 11:08 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: nnptcgrad at February 17, 2017 11:08 AM (PzBTm)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2017 11:08 AM (fDdVG)
Posted by: buzzion at February 17, 2017 11:08 AM (z/Ubi)
Out of curiosity, would certain demographics be lined up around the block to hit that over there, too, or is that just on our side of the pond?
Posted by: Press One for Moron at February 17, 2017 11:08 AM (/f1mm)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at February 17, 2017 11:08 AM (xkaSw)
The guy is not a boyfriend, he's a paycheck and a chump
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 17, 2017 11:08 AM (493sH)
Posted by: General Zod at February 17, 2017 11:08 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at February 17, 2017 11:08 AM (eClek)
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Oh.
Now we now why Ace is up at 11.
He was up earlier with somebody else.
Apropos.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 17, 2017 11:09 AM (8XRCm)
nah it was a mistake. I would never diss Renegade like that.
I wouldn't even call him Lorenzx Lxmxs.
Posted by: ace at February 17, 2017 11:09 AM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Press One for Moron at February 17, 2017 11:09 AM (/f1mm)
Posted by: garrett at February 17, 2017 11:09 AM (p+Qx5)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2017 11:08 AM (fDdVG)
It is sad when someone has no self-respect, and will take being abused in order to have a relationship. No matter if they are women or men. Bless his heart.
Posted by: moki at February 17, 2017 11:09 AM (gfRCk)
Posted by: steevy at February 17, 2017 11:09 AM (r/0kC)
Posted by: The Oprah at February 17, 2017 11:09 AM (nN3W/)
I think you meant to post the Euro Highlander show. He's like today's Aiden(?) Paul, cleaning up tang.
Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at February 17, 2017 11:09 AM (eClek)
My theory on partner swapping.
I want the girl the other guy doesn't want to swap out.
Posted by: IP at February 17, 2017 11:09 AM (2vWLN)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 17, 2017 11:10 AM (nlbfN)
Posted by: garrett at February 17, 2017 11:10 AM (p+Qx5)
Posted by: IC at February 17, 2017 11:10 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 17, 2017 11:05 AM (493sH)
Fixed.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 17, 2017 11:10 AM (fklV+)
It's all mental illness and promiscuity with a dash of self-loathing. Yes, I judge.
And this guy has low self-esteem and is just trying to get something until he finds someone better, and he's willing to put up with her screwing other guys in the meantime.
Posted by: sunny-dee at February 17, 2017 11:10 AM (QAOZh)
Posted by: fixerupper at February 17, 2017 11:10 AM (8XRCm)
hysterical as they almost always end as trainwrecks that destroy both
the people in the relationship, and anybody surrounding them.
What the Left will sell it as: Hippie-dippy love commune-style polyamory
What we'll get: Muslims having 4 wives, a dozen or so kids on the dole
Posted by: Lizzy at February 17, 2017 11:10 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: TexasDan at February 17, 2017 11:10 AM (yL25O)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 17, 2017 11:10 AM (so+oy)
Posted by: Sponge at February 17, 2017 11:10 AM (xttKs)
Posted by: Press One for Moron at February 17, 2017 11:11 AM (/f1mm)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2017 11:11 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Western Slope Mope at February 17, 2017 11:11 AM (WrMht)
he is likely hiring guys to screw her.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2017 11:11 AM (cPsPa)
I want the girl the other guy doesn't want to swap out.
Posted by: IP at February 17, 2017 11:09 AM (2vWLN)
Also, the grass is always greener.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 17, 2017 11:11 AM (fklV+)
but it is funny
Posted by: ace at February 17, 2017 11:12 AM (8rNrN)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 17, 2017 11:12 AM (4YGWz)
Posted by: steevy at February 17, 2017 11:12 AM (r/0kC)
Posted by: FarkinClownshoes at February 17, 2017 11:12 AM (X3ClC)
An epidemic of guys with crushed pelvises follows Beatrice like she was Typhoid Mary.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 17, 2017 11:12 AM (v1g1+)
Posted by: buzzion at February 17, 2017 11:12 AM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: mallfly on the lamb
You ought to hang your head in shame. There is only one correct #2 comment
2. Second. Sloppy second.
Posted by: E Pluribus Juan at February 17, 2017 11:12 AM (ZFUt7)
They grow in the soil so the branches don't snap.
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 17, 2017 11:12 AM (OuELg)
Posted by: Oliver Wendell Degas at February 17, 2017 11:12 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: josephistan at February 17, 2017 11:06 AM (7HtZB)
My thought as well. And since the pic doesn't have his half-black ass holding the hand of a smelly pakistani and wearing a burka, I'm confused.
Posted by: Sponge at February 17, 2017 11:12 AM (xttKs)
Posted by: buzzion at February 17, 2017 11:08 AM (z/Ubi)
The Paolo's Fiat, it did not survive.
Posted by: Paolo at February 17, 2017 11:12 AM (7HtZB)
So this Adam guy is kinda a cuck, no?
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 17, 2017 11:05 AM (s7qwY)
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A cuck is someone who likes their wife/girlfriend fucking other guys AND who is not fully supportive of Donald Trump.
So, technically this guy is just a pathetic pussy at this point.
Posted by: scofflaw_x at February 17, 2017 11:12 AM (y9ZJX)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2017 11:12 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at February 17, 2017 11:13 AM (eClek)
Posted by: JoeF. at February 17, 2017 11:13 AM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Paolo at February 17, 2017 11:13 AM (1Rgee)
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 17, 2017 11:13 AM (s7qwY)
Now, I am wiping Coffee off of my keyboard.
Posted by: garrett at February 17, 2017 11:07 AM (p+Qx5)
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I was just about to say, if you haven't clicked through to ace's twitter, do it now.
Posted by: bluebell at February 17, 2017 11:13 AM (sBOL1)
What we'll get: Muslims having 4 wives, a dozen or so kids on the dole
Posted by: Lizzy at February 17, 2017 11:10 AM (NOIQH)
Think of it in terms of military/State, when the government has to house and provide education and medical support for all those wives and kids. There are all kinds of reasons it's not a good idea.
But hey, we were stupid to think of a slippery slope with gay marriage.
Posted by: moki at February 17, 2017 11:13 AM (gfRCk)
******
I was told there would be no math on this blog.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2017 11:13 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: GregV61 at February 17, 2017 11:13 AM (MoJlY)
They grow in the soil so the branches don't snap.
*********
she's a tuber, she is
Posted by: Joe Inaugurating 45 in DC at February 17, 2017 11:13 AM (eClek)
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 17, 2017 11:13 AM (qVyOY)
I wonder if the left is starting to wise up to some of the issues of the whole "free love" thing they've been peddling and how it's not actually resulting in improved happiness for people. I think they can see that when guys and girls don't have commitment, it absolutely undermines the value that the woman gets out of a relationship at all. So what's the solution? Well, she gets to sleep around, but you don't. Seems like a perfectly feminist solution. Men must be required to be faithful, and woman should be free to do whatever suits their fancy for the day.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 17, 2017 11:13 AM (34w2E)
Posted by: garrett at February 17, 2017 11:14 AM (p+Qx5)
Posted by: scofflaw_x at February 17, 2017 11:14 AM (y9ZJX)
Extremely solid foundation.
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Bollard-like enough to prop up a presidential candidate or stop a truck terrorist.
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 17, 2017 11:14 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Sensible Chuckle at February 17, 2017 11:14 AM (Dns+1)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 17, 2017 11:14 AM (Om16U)
The dude will be sorry when he gets his turn and his dick rots off from all the VD she's cultured in that well insulated pie hole.....
Posted by: Sponge at February 17, 2017 11:14 AM (xttKs)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2017 11:13 AM (wPiJc)
It's not quite a balanced equation.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2017 11:14 AM (8nWyX)
How often do ya think he fantasizes about her hookup offing her, in a brutal fashion? Wonder how much life insurance he has out on her.
Posted by: Anonymous at February 17, 2017 11:15 AM (eLvFT)
Posted by: scofflaw
lewinsky is a playmate compared with this heifer.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2017 11:15 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Dirty Randy at February 17, 2017 11:15 AM (jjaLl)
i just can't get over his face
Posted by: ace at February 17, 2017 11:15 AM (8rNrN)
My theory on partner swapping.
I want the girl the other guy doesn't want to swap out.
Posted by: IP at February 17, 2017 11:09 AM (2vWLN)
I thought swinging/key parties was a 70s thing.
Saw a movie not too long ago, The Ice Storm (dir. by Ang Lee) that was set in the 70s. Would not recommend, but it really did a good job capturing the "look and feel" of the 70s, including the sleaze.
Even today, where resistance to any sexual deviancy is considered a hate crime, swinging seems so... tawdry.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 17, 2017 11:15 AM (fklV+)
Posted by: Crystal Gale Magnum, duke lacrosse hooker now in jail for murder at February 17, 2017 11:15 AM (TC0h/)
Posted by: JoeF. at February 17, 2017 11:13 AM (7uYFy)
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Who are they for????
All the lonely people.
Where *do* they all come from?
Posted by: fixerupper at February 17, 2017 11:15 AM (8XRCm)
No oleanders here.
I found this article froma vet site
http://preview.tinyurl.com/zz5fwbk
and this db at the asca site
http://preview.tinyurl.com/lk9v8kb
I see I have a problem as we have a hydrangeas and azaleas that have been there forever. I don't think we'll remove them but will have to have safety measures.
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 17, 2017 11:15 AM (Om16U)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2017 11:08 AM (fDdVG)
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Defined: She has a job, apartment, and a car. That's all he wants from her. It's true love.
Posted by: Soona at February 17, 2017 11:15 AM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2017 11:15 AM (4AVeu)
Posted by: IC at February 17, 2017 11:02 AM (a0IVu)
Well it's not like he's into total humiliation by letting the whole world know not only is he dating a porker but she's out banging other guys while he sits at home...oh wait
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 17, 2017 11:15 AM (493sH)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2017 11:15 AM (fDdVG)
He wanted an open relationship, his wife starts doinking other guys, he can't find any side pieces, he decides he's suddenly bisexual, still can't find any side pieces even though he's doubled his possible targets, then his wife leaves his sorry ass and takes his WiiU for good measure. His Twitter feed is full of people making fun of him for being lord of the cucks.
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 17, 2017 11:16 AM (OuELg)
What's wrong with YOUR FACE
Posted by: That Alien in the Plinkett Video at February 17, 2017 11:16 AM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Country Singer at February 17, 2017 11:16 AM (uiwCw)
I'm guessing Beatrise is his beard.
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 17, 2017 11:14 AM (Om16U)
So much beard it's like a Civil War re-enactment.
Posted by: josephistan at February 17, 2017 11:16 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Paolo at February 17, 2017 11:16 AM (1Rgee)
Posted by: fat(redacted) at February 17, 2017 11:16 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Press One for Moron at February 17, 2017 11:16 AM (/f1mm)
Posted by: Lord Sir x at February 17, 2017 11:16 AM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Jen at February 17, 2017 11:16 AM (cWhln)
Posted by: steevy at February 17, 2017 11:16 AM (r/0kC)
Posted by: ace at February 17, 2017 11:15 AM (8rNrN)
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His expressions look like he imagines himself to be the British Paolo.
Posted by: bluebell at February 17, 2017 11:16 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: IP at February 17, 2017 11:16 AM (2vWLN)
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 17, 2017 11:13 AM (qVyOY)
Or maybe he prescribes to the "More Bounce to the Ounce" theory.
Posted by: kallisto at February 17, 2017 11:16 AM (nNdYv)
Posted by: Soona at February 17, 2017 11:15 AM
yep. he is not her cuckold he is her pimp, she just does not know.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2017 11:17 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Sam at February 17, 2017 11:17 AM (TC0h/)
Posted by: Lord Sir x at February 17, 2017 11:17 AM (nFwvY)
It could be worse, she could have the other guys bang him too
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 17, 2017 11:17 AM (493sH)
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Speaking of polyamory, why does Sean Hannity say: "a-squared + b-squared = c-squared" so much in all of his interviews now? I hadn't watched his show in years but in a bunch of interviews in the last two weeks he busted out that line as if it explained the Iran dilemma, the state of Obamacare and a few other things. I guess if you see all the world's problems as right triangles....?
Posted by: scofflaw_x at February 17, 2017 11:17 AM (y9ZJX)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 17, 2017 11:17 AM (tQsbq)
Posted by: JoeF. at February 17, 2017 11:13 AM (7uYFy)
Who are they for?
All the lonely people, where do they all come from?
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 17, 2017 11:17 AM (fklV+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2017 11:15 AM (fDdVG)
Yes indeed.
Posted by: IC at February 17, 2017 11:17 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 17, 2017 11:10 AM (nlbfN)
Yes, though it's pretty much implied.
Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at February 17, 2017 11:17 AM (Pd7Sl)
But look what they've let happen to their country.. Muzzies ruling whole areas.. Sharia law "courts".. how could any Brit have any self respect when they've allowed their whole country to become a shit-hole?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 17, 2017 11:17 AM (so+oy)
Posted by: Lester at February 17, 2017 11:17 AM (8USec)
Posted by: ace at February 17, 2017 11:15 AM (8rNrN)
He looks like a very lopsided ManCow Muller.
His face is just a train wreck. The idiot smirk doesn't do him any favors.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 17, 2017 11:17 AM (xeeHA)
He was European, go figure us Americans and our Puritanical values.
Posted by: Maritime at February 17, 2017 11:17 AM (jg4EV)
Loser.
Posted by: Sponge at February 17, 2017 11:17 AM (xttKs)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 17, 2017 11:17 AM (34alA)
Posted by: garrett at February 17, 2017 11:17 AM (p+Qx5)
Paolo no like "bouncey-bouncey" girls whose rolls of blubber develop interference patterns as she "rides the waves"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 17, 2017 11:18 AM (v1g1+)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 17, 2017 11:17 AM
coffee everywhere
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2017 11:18 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at February 17, 2017 11:18 AM (nQHw/)
Posted by: ace at February 17, 2017 11:15 AM (8rNrN)
Sounds like she couldn't either.
So every day she finds a different face to get over.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2017 11:18 AM (8nWyX)
Can we please have a new thread......
Posted by: Jen at February 17, 2017 11:16 AM (cWhln)
Yeah, the stink here is sort of disgusting.
Need to shower, back later
Posted by: Sam at February 17, 2017 11:18 AM (TC0h/)
speaking of Miss Piggy,
Amy Schumer did a movie kinda like this story. It's supposebly a comedy, but it is not funny at all. The movie starts with Amy waking up from a one night stand and...acting like a man would. She has a fiance in the movie, but she sleeps around.
I could only watch 15 minutes and all the while I could not accept the idea that anyone would go out of their way to be with her.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 17, 2017 11:18 AM (s7qwY)
And even though Izzard likes to dress in women's clothing, he's ten times the man this flouncing ponce is.
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 17, 2017 11:18 AM (OuELg)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 17, 2017 11:18 AM (nlbfN)
He does look rather self-satisfied, no?
Posted by: JoeF. at February 17, 2017 11:18 AM (7uYFy)
Posted by: garrett at February 17, 2017 11:18 AM (p+Qx5)
Posted by: Jame Gumm at February 17, 2017 11:18 AM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: bluebell at February 17, 2017 11:16 AM (sBOL1)
Get out of my head! Out!
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 17, 2017 11:18 AM (fklV+)
Posted by: That Guy With The Face at February 17, 2017 11:19 AM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2017 11:19 AM (PY9jH)
His face is just a train wreck. The idiot smirk doesn't do him any favors.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 17, 2017 11:17 AM (xeeHA)
It's David Brent (Ricky Gervais)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 17, 2017 11:19 AM (493sH)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2017 11:17 AM
Absolutely.
Posted by: Lester at February 17, 2017 11:19 AM (8USec)
Posted by: Fritz at February 17, 2017 11:19 AM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2017 11:19 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Some Moron shaking head head sadly at February 17, 2017 11:19 AM (TnUKj)
Well..... its nice to see that Monica Lewinski is getting on with her life.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 17, 2017 11:19 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: garrett at February 17, 2017 11:19 AM (p+Qx5)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2017 11:19 AM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 17, 2017 11:20 AM (sF/De)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2017 11:20 AM (4AVeu)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at February 17, 2017 11:20 AM (xkaSw)
My hairdresser was dating a guy who wanted to swing. I'd heard the swinging community was populated by ugly people, but Hairdresser and BF were both hot.
I told her that was a terrible idea and her man was a skank. She dumped him later, not on account of my advice - and met a guy who is solid and treats her like a queen.
*awwww*
Posted by: kallisto at February 17, 2017 11:20 AM (nNdYv)
For which Adam will have to provide until, and perhaps into, adulthood. So says the court.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at February 17, 2017 11:20 AM (7NWcR)
Posted by: Press One for Moron
No, man. It's totes legit.
Speaking of, I wonder why we never saw Hillary's alien baby on the campaign trail...
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 17, 2017 11:20 AM (4YGWz)
Posted by: JoeF. at February 17, 2017 11:20 AM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 17, 2017 11:21 AM (34alA)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 17, 2017 11:18 AM (fklV+)
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Get in to my car!
Get outta my dreams!!!
Get in to my car!
Posted by: fixerupper at February 17, 2017 11:21 AM (8XRCm)
She was very appreciative. I obviously was VERY drunk.
Posted by: Sam at February 17, 2017 11:21 AM (TC0h/)
I suggested much the same to my boyfriend. He agreed, and now I have another chap inside me.
Posted by: Beatrice at February 17, 2017 11:21 AM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Press One for Moron at February 17, 2017 11:21 AM (/f1mm)
Posted by: JEM at February 17, 2017 11:21 AM (TppKb)
I believe this woman is an all-you-can-eat buffet.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2017 11:22 AM (PY9jH)
I member.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 17, 2017 11:22 AM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2017 11:22 AM (4AVeu)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 17, 2017 11:22 AM (nlbfN)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 17, 2017 11:15 AM (fklV+)
______________________________________________
Still pretty common, just doesn't have the shock value it used to. It's not uncommon to see mid twenty somethings and, um, let say "older" folks at the same party.
Posted by: IP at February 17, 2017 11:22 AM (2vWLN)
112 If only Adam Gillett could kitesurf like Obama, his girl would be all over him like wrinkles on Nancy Pelosi.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2017 11:15 AM (4AVeu)
That's not just wrong, but bad wrong. Hilariously bad wrong.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 17, 2017 11:22 AM (v1g1+)
Posted by: Ricki Lake at February 17, 2017 11:22 AM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: IP at February 17, 2017 11:16 AM (2vWLN)
ISWYDT.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 17, 2017 11:23 AM (WDdjT)
that's what I can't get over. He's all like, "Yeahhhh, don't you wish you were me? How jealous are you, bruv?"
Posted by: ace at February 17, 2017 11:23 AM (8rNrN)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt Sanity
well, he is playing her.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2017 11:23 AM (cPsPa)
The floor joists creak loudly in relief.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at February 17, 2017 11:23 AM (7NWcR)
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 17, 2017 11:23 AM (s7qwY)
Posted by: IP at February 17, 2017 11:22 AM (2vWLN)
And how would YOU know?
Posted by: JoeF. at February 17, 2017 11:23 AM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Sam at February 17, 2017 11:23 AM (TC0h/)
Posted by: Sponge at February 17, 2017 11:23 AM (xttKs)
that's what I can't get over. He's all like, "Yeahhhh, don't you wish you were me? How jealous are you, bruv?"
Posted by: ace at February 17, 2017 11:23 AM
he is.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2017 11:23 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2017 11:23 AM (fDdVG)
Posted by: concrete girl at February 17, 2017 11:23 AM (lh00p)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 17, 2017 11:17 AM (493sH)
That would be horrible. "In order to continue to gaze upon my immense rolls of blub cascading down like an avalanche on Meat Mountain, you must regularly bend over for my new good friend, Big McLargehuge."
Not sure even this guy would go for that.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 17, 2017 11:23 AM (fklV+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2017 11:23 AM (PY9jH)
Posted by: bananaDream at February 17, 2017 11:24 AM (Ag8Mw)
Posted by: lindafell little rally hitler's schadenbutton! at February 17, 2017 11:24 AM (JNDQi)
'Fat chick' is a spectrum. You go from Sleep Number to Sedan De Ville to bouncy to...uh, yeah.
Posted by: JEM at February 17, 2017 11:24 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 17, 2017 11:24 AM (s7qwY)
got that BF's number, love?
Posted by: Beatrice at February 17, 2017 11:24 AM (8rNrN)
Posted by: John Nada at February 17, 2017 11:24 AM (Jovwk)
Posted by: The Oprah at February 17, 2017 11:25 AM (nN3W/)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 17, 2017 11:25 AM (ZM2xo)
Posted by: Jen at February 17, 2017 11:16 AM (cWhln)
Well, there's this: Ted Nugent may run for Senator.
https://tinyurl.com/hoq5hr3
Ted says, "If these GOP sonsabitches dont get it right this time I will come charging in as the ultimate WE THE PISSED OFF PEOPLE Mr FixIt Consitutional firebreathing shitkicker candidate from hell!"
Posted by: hambone at February 17, 2017 11:25 AM (SEFXb)
Posted by: Sam at February 17, 2017 11:21 AM (TC0h/)
There's a market for that kind of expertise. Have you thought of monetizing it? YouTube perhaps.
Posted by: kallisto at February 17, 2017 11:25 AM (nNdYv)
Posted by: Independent George at February 17, 2017 11:25 AM (BDZWU)
Trust us, if her elbows were sharp, we'd point that out too.
Posted by: garrett at February 17, 2017 11:25 AM (p+Qx5)
Posted by: Don Q. at February 17, 2017 11:25 AM (qf6WZ)
2. Pictures. He let them take pictures. I mean, are you not humiliated at all?
3. Some people like being betrayed. Other people are attention whores. When you're both? TABLOID. GOLD.
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at February 17, 2017 11:26 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: tu3031 at February 17, 2017 11:26 AM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 17, 2017 11:26 AM (TnUKj)
Congratulations! I'm sure we all applaud you for that stupendous personal achievement.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2017 11:26 AM (fDdVG)
I smell a Sexy Confession in the breeze
Posted by: ace at February 17, 2017 11:26 AM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Sam at February 17, 2017 11:21 AM (TC0h/)
We had "Fat Girl Thursday" in college.
I would have to say the correct description is: ridiculously, sloppy drunk.
I still have nightmares.
Posted by: Deplorable Flyover 98ZJUSMC at February 17, 2017 11:26 AM (Pd7Sl)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 17, 2017 11:26 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 17, 2017 11:26 AM (34w2E)
Damn, I'm itchy. Excuse me for a minute."
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 17, 2017 11:26 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 17, 2017 11:26 AM (34alA)
Posted by: John Nada at February 17, 2017 11:24 AM (Jovwk)
The View is on now. I'm sure the harridans are foaming at the mouth over the Golden Scalp Weasel's presser yesterday.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2017 11:26 AM (PY9jH)
Posted by: DaveA at February 17, 2017 11:26 AM (8J/Te)
Posted by: hambone at February 17, 2017 11:25 AM (SEFXb)
That's the most epic campaign motto ever.....
I want that on billboards all over the country.
Posted by: Sponge at February 17, 2017 11:26 AM (xttKs)
Posted by: DinsdalePiranha at February 17, 2017 11:26 AM (IbRGZ)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2017 11:27 AM (wPiJc)
But Ace said he loves us and he'll get us a diamond ring in #twoweeks!
Posted by: andycanuck at February 17, 2017 11:27 AM (nlbfN)
----
Some folks share waaay too much
Posted by: fixerupper at February 17, 2017 11:27 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Independent George at February 17, 2017 11:25 AM (BDZWU)
Yup.... Microsoft is doing it to through Cortana, which if you have the home version of windows 10 you can't turn off...
You have to upgrade to Pro to be able to.
Posted by: Don Q. at February 17, 2017 11:27 AM (qf6WZ)
Crazy, like a fox I say.....
Posted by: IP at February 17, 2017 11:27 AM (2vWLN)
Posted by: Blanco at February 17, 2017 11:27 AM (tGBt6)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2017 11:27 AM (fDdVG)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2017 11:27 AM (4AVeu)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2017 11:27 AM
hey, would like to drink this coffee, not keep spitting it all over.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2017 11:27 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 17, 2017 11:28 AM (OuELg)
Posted by: Zombie Mama Cass at February 17, 2017 11:28 AM (bc2Lc)
Sick, what we've become.
**returns to browser tab with Mongol and Kazakh girls' equestrianism in high-def slo-mo**
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 17, 2017 11:28 AM (MJQz7)
But Ace said he loves us and he'll get us a diamond ring in #twoweeks!
Posted by: andycanuck at February 17, 2017 11:27 AM (nlbfN)
====================
My mother told me to quit him because he doesn't actually love us.
She doesn't understand!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 17, 2017 11:28 AM (vur0q)
Posted by: kallisto at February 17, 2017 11:28 AM (nNdYv)
Posted by: lindafell little rally hitler's schadenbutton! at February 17, 2017 11:28 AM (JNDQi)
Posted by: Independent George
________
I do think conservatives should push privacy legislation that would really put he squeeze on Big Tech like FaceBook, Google, Amazon, etc
It would be popular with voters and put some limits on these oligarchs.
The people running these firms are ardent leftists with a god complex and are going to cause problems for generations.
Posted by: Maritime at February 17, 2017 11:28 AM (jg4EV)
Posted by: garrett at February 17, 2017 11:28 AM (p+Qx5)
Posted by: Jingo Unchained! at February 17, 2017 11:29 AM (2zIj5)
and what do I get for my troubles? Grumbles that I spent two hours at sea.
Posted by: ace at February 17, 2017 11:29 AM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2017 11:29 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 17, 2017 11:29 AM (MIKMs)
That's the problem, isn't it, old chap;
there was never an American Obama.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 17, 2017 11:29 AM (Ndje9)
I do think conservatives should push privacy legislation that would really put he squeeze on Big Tech like FaceBook, Google, Amazon, etc
It would be popular with voters and put some limits on these oligarchs.
The people running these firms are ardent leftists with a god complex and are going to cause problems for generations.
Posted by: Maritime at February 17, 2017 11:28 AM (jg4EV)
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I look forward to the day when Facebook is just lefties and grandmothers who haven't been to the site in five years, and Facebook is just spying on the lefties.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 17, 2017 11:29 AM (vur0q)
So a full article in The Sun is a super way to keep that private.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at February 17, 2017 11:29 AM (xkaSw)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2017 11:23 AM (fDdVG)
Are you kidding? This is the AoSHQ, where we beat the horse until it's dead, then use our mad voodoo skillz to bring it back to life, then beat it to death again.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 17, 2017 11:30 AM (fklV+)
#veryfakenews
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 17, 2017 11:30 AM (v1g1+)
Posted by: Don Q. at February 17, 2017 11:27 AM (qf6WZ)
FIFY
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 17, 2017 11:30 AM (WDdjT)
I smell a Sexy Confession in the breeze
Posted by: ace at February 17, 2017 11:26 AM
dear hq, I never thought this really happened, until it happened to me...
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2017 11:30 AM (cPsPa)
Such sacrifice.
Posted by: garrett at February 17, 2017 11:30 AM (p+Qx5)
It's true. There is somebody out there for everyone.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 17, 2017 11:30 AM (+lVUW)
Ace brings back kibbies and tells us it's tuna!
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 17, 2017 11:30 AM (s7qwY)
Posted by: ace at February 17, 2017 11:29 AM (8rNrN)
A bunch of INGRATES.......the LOT of us.
LOL.
Posted by: Sponge at February 17, 2017 11:30 AM (xttKs)
Posted by: Chris M at February 17, 2017 11:30 AM (eAZVt)
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 17, 2017 11:29 AM (MIKMs)
==================
ScarJo.
Because constructing buildings, medicine, and airplanes are also unnatural and hard to do, which means they shouldn't be done at all.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 17, 2017 11:30 AM (vur0q)
Agree. I have work acquaintances who are in a guy-guy-girl permanent-threesome kind of arrangement, with a kid. Have not been able to get past the heeby-jeebies enough to ask the guys what the hell is wrong with them.
My impression is that the guy who got there first realized he was gay after having a child with the girl.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at February 17, 2017 11:30 AM (4bKiB)
Posted by: lindafell little rally hitler's schadenbutton! at February 17, 2017 11:28 AM (JNDQi)
Not Texas.
Michigan.
Posted by: hambone at February 17, 2017 11:30 AM (SEFXb)
Posted by: Chupacabra at February 17, 2017 11:30 AM (dSa5I)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 17, 2017 11:31 AM (KP5rU)
Wasn't there some hollywood type, very pretty, who did the same this
week? Can't remember who, but something about monogamy being unnatural.
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 17, 2017 11:29 AM (MIKMs)
Scarlett Johansson.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2017 11:31 AM (PY9jH)
Wasn't there some hollywood type, very pretty, who did the same this week? Can't remember who, but something about monogamy being unnatural.
Posted by: mustbequantum
Hollywood is the epitome of "natural."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2017 11:31 AM (IqV8l)
now i would let scarjo cuck me for a little bit. just enough until i was sick of her, and after I had contacted enough papparazzi to take pictures of her leaving my place at 7 am to establish that yeah, I hit that.
Posted by: ace at February 17, 2017 11:31 AM (8rNrN)
A sick democrat that got rich off fcked up trash that wanted to be on TV
Posted by: Sam at February 17, 2017 11:31 AM (TC0h/)
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 17, 2017 11:29 AM (MIKMs)
Scar Jo.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 17, 2017 11:31 AM (34alA)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer
two page spread
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2017 11:31 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: ace at February 17, 2017 11:26 AM (8rNrN)
Wait! You didn't find "I only f-ed a fat girl once" and the info about their sexual positions enough of a sexy, riveting confession. ;^)
I think I'll wait for the next political outage by the left thread
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2017 11:31 AM (fDdVG)
It's true. There is somebody out there for everyone.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 17, 2017 11:30 AM (+lVUW)
------
Look on the bright side.
There are two other people out there that have chance at happiness now.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 17, 2017 11:31 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at February 17, 2017 11:29 AM (xkaSw)
I smell a world class media troll will be discovered soon.....
Posted by: Sponge at February 17, 2017 11:31 AM (xttKs)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 17, 2017 11:31 AM (KP5rU)
Good news is most illegals are LIV's and get their news from Univision and won't hear the correction, if there is one. They will believe the original version, which is something like: The US military is rounding up all undocumented immigrants and shooting them.
Posted by: Ripley at February 17, 2017 11:31 AM (1BQGO)
Need to shower, back later
Posted by: Sam
I guess Sam banged that guy's girlfriend too then.
Posted by: andycanuck at February 17, 2017 11:31 AM (nlbfN)
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 17, 2017 11:29 AM (MIKMs)
Scar-Jo. The way I translated her remarks was:
"got myself some fine young poon on deck, buddy. You GOTS to go!"
Posted by: kallisto at February 17, 2017 11:31 AM (nNdYv)
Posted by: ace
********
Au contraire, my young twenty-something friend. The haul from your trawling expedition makes a tasty gumbo.
(I think that's pronounced with a soft 'g')
Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2017 11:31 AM (wPiJc)
now i would let scarjo cuck me for a little bit. just enough until i was sick of her, and after I had contacted enough papparazzi to take pictures of her leaving my place at 7 am to establish that yeah, I hit that.
Posted by: ace at February 17, 2017 11:31 AM (8rNrN)
==================
Priorities.
Ace has 'em.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 17, 2017 11:32 AM (vur0q)
Posted by: ace
Dude, you retweeted this yesterday on Twitter.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 17, 2017 11:32 AM (4YGWz)
True Story - My mom was a bigger girl. The 19 year old clerk at Blockbuster called our house to ask her on a date. I guess he didn't realize the 40 year old with the pre-teen son was married.
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 17, 2017 11:32 AM (OuELg)
Posted by: Don Q. at February 17, 2017 11:27 AM (qf6WZ)
FIFY
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 17, 2017 11:30 AM (WDdjT)
Got that too... I'm an IT guy... problem is I have to use Windows for test platforms for customers, because that's what they are using...
Posted by: Don Q. at February 17, 2017 11:32 AM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: lindafell little rally hitler's schadenbutton! at February 17, 2017 11:28 AM (JNDQi)
Never got into his music - half a generation too young for that - but I respect his clean living, conservation, respect for nature, charitable stuff.
Then he pulled the "lookit all these Joos who are anti-gun, amirite guys? guys?" thing and... eew. The fuck, dude?
Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2017 11:32 AM (8nWyX)
Rush Limbaugh's producer Mr. Snerdley seems to do the same thing, because I wind up rting a lot of his rts.
Posted by: ace at February 17, 2017 11:32 AM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Linda Lovelace at February 17, 2017 11:32 AM (TC0h/)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 17, 2017 11:32 AM (4YGWz)
Posted by: IC at February 17, 2017 11:32 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Bill in Chappaqua at February 17, 2017 11:33 AM (bc2Lc)
and what do I get for my troubles? Grumbles that I spent two hours at sea.
You get no complaints from me. Trolling The Twitter is a thankless job.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 17, 2017 11:33 AM (v1g1+)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 17, 2017 11:32 AM (OuELg)
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Kid's got balls.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 17, 2017 11:33 AM (vur0q)
Posted by: Thinks he's Archer at February 17, 2017 11:33 AM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2017 11:33 AM (0mRoj)
I blame men.
Posted by: garrett at February 17, 2017 11:33 AM (p+Qx5)
and what do I get for my troubles? Grumbles that I spent two hours at sea.
Posted by: ace at February 17, 2017 11:29 AM (8rNrN)
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Lighten up Ishmael.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 17, 2017 11:33 AM (8XRCm)
True Story - My mom was a bigger girl. The 19 year old clerk at Blockbuster called our house to ask her on a date. I guess he didn't realize the 40 year old with the pre-teen son was married.
Posted by: broseidon on even newer
you are confusing "get laid easily" with "will fuck anyone." excepting your mom.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2017 11:33 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 17, 2017 11:33 AM (4YGWz)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2017 11:31 AM (cPsPa)
Well, she wouldn't fit on one.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 17, 2017 11:33 AM (WDdjT)
his name was Derrick
Posted by: That Guy With The Face at February 17, 2017 11:19 AM (8rNrN)
I don't know. A Derrick doesn't sound like a name that would give the best sex.
Posted by: buzzion at February 17, 2017 11:33 AM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: IC at February 17, 2017 11:32 AM (a0IVu)
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You've got it, IC.
Posted by: bluebell at February 17, 2017 11:34 AM (sBOL1)
I blame men.
Posted by: garrett at February 17, 2017 11:33 AM (p+Qx5)
=====================
I blame the hot women with impossible standards in men.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 17, 2017 11:34 AM (vur0q)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2017 11:34 AM (PY9jH)
and what do I get for my troubles? Grumbles that I spent two hours at sea.
Posted by: ace at February 17, 2017 11:29 AM (8rNrN)
Whaling is banned in most countries ace.
Posted by: buzzion at February 17, 2017 11:34 AM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: JTB at February 17, 2017 11:34 AM (V+03K)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 17, 2017 11:31 AM (nlbfN)
BUSTED
Posted by: Sam at February 17, 2017 11:34 AM (TC0h/)
Posted by: Jingo Unchained! at February 17, 2017 11:34 AM (2zIj5)
Posted by: Jerry Springer, Investigative Journalist at February 17, 2017 11:34 AM (97XyN)
We hit a nerve.
Posted by: garrett at February 17, 2017 11:34 AM (p+Qx5)
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 17, 2017 11:34 AM (s7qwY)
Note: This is true of ANY girl who wants to get laid. So......
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 17, 2017 11:34 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: IC at February 17, 2017 11:32 AM (a0IVu)
I HATE when the young ones are fucked with.....
Prayers.....Godspeed little one.
Posted by: Sponge at February 17, 2017 11:34 AM (xttKs)
thanks ace. i just got out of the shower. who in the hell would hit that?<<<
Japanese whalers?
Posted by: Fritz at February 17, 2017 11:35 AM (2Mnv1)
"got myself some fine young poon on deck, buddy. You GOTS to go!"
Posted by: kallisto at February 17, 2017 11:31 AM
she is a lesbian?
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2017 11:35 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2017 11:35 AM (wPiJc)
How absurd you sound.
Posted by: Mr. Derrick Cock, Esq. at February 17, 2017 11:35 AM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Thinks he's Archer at February 17, 2017 11:33 AM (gbWkA)
She's a moped.
Posted by: Cheryl Tunt at February 17, 2017 11:35 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 17, 2017 11:35 AM (34alA)
Posted by: buzzion at February 17, 2017 11:33 AM (z/Ubi)
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Why not??
Arent most derricks drilling rigs???
Posted by: fixerupper at February 17, 2017 11:36 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: buzzion at February 17, 2017 11:33 AM (z/Ubi)
No, an actual oil derrick.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2017 11:36 AM (8nWyX)
I don't think so.
...
she's less pretty than just hot
the body.
Posted by: ace at February 17, 2017 11:36 AM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Mathers at February 17, 2017 11:36 AM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2017 11:34(PY9jH)
Well, for one, she's one of those odd fat chicks that has small boobs. No need for a belt up there. They're not going anywhere.
Posted by: Sponge at February 17, 2017 11:36 AM (xttKs)
It's the end of the world as we know it (time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone)
Posted by: Leonard Bernstein, Leonid Brezhnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs at February 17, 2017 11:36 AM (gLuy1)
Posted by: Naturalfake at February 17, 2017 11:36 AM (+vxbn)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 17, 2017 11:35 AM (34alA)
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I think that if I can get the hot tall redhead, then anyone can.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 17, 2017 11:36 AM (vur0q)
Posted by: Don Q. at February 17, 2017 11:32 AM (qf6WZ)
Seems to me you should be able to disable Cortana in Win10 with some sort of registry hack. Never looked into it, though.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 17, 2017 11:36 AM (fklV+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2017 11:36 AM (PY9jH)
Posted by: ace at February 17, 2017 11:29 AM (8rNrN)
FIFY
Posted by: Sam at February 17, 2017 11:36 AM (TC0h/)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Trump destroyed yesterday. Do you how I am certain? YouTube doesn't even include it in 'Trending' which - if they cared more about profits then politics it would be front and center. Every shitweasel comedian that pisses on Trump the night before makes 'Trending' the next day.
Posted by: E Pluribus Juan at February 17, 2017 11:36 AM (ZFUt7)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2017 11:34 AM (PY9jH)
I can't see a waist.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2017 11:37 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 17, 2017 11:37 AM (4YGWz)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2017 11:37 AM (PY9jH)
mostly despair, but no 'news'. News is for closers
Posted by: Mitch & Murray at February 17, 2017 11:37 AM (ihtYN)
Posted by: ace
...hang on a minute here! Has anyone got confirmation of Ace and Snerdley being in the same room...?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at February 17, 2017 11:37 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Jonaha's Wife at February 17, 2017 11:37 AM (p+Qx5)
She doesn't understand!
We can change him just like about the Donald!
Posted by: andycanuck at February 17, 2017 11:37 AM (nlbfN)
the body.
Posted by: ace at February 17, 2017 11:36 AM (8rNrN)
Butterface?
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 17, 2017 11:37 AM (fklV+)
Posted by: Ok at February 17, 2017 11:37 AM (K2SnJ)
If you're looking for leaks, what better way than to put something so ripe and juicy and tempting as Military Force and Martial Law out there?
If it turns out to be such a trap, so brilliant in it's simplicity, I will tip my hat to the master of puppets.
Posted by: IP at February 17, 2017 11:37 AM (2vWLN)
Posted by: E Pluribus Juan at February 17, 2017 11:36 AM (ZFUt7)
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I'm sorry to say that the furthest outside of my little bubble that I go is Ann Althouse.
She kinda loved it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 17, 2017 11:37 AM (vur0q)
244 you know, I go out to twitter like a fisherman goes out to sea --
to bring back a haul, and put content on my internet family's table
and what do I get for my troubles? Grumbles that I spent two hours at sea.
Posted by: ace at February 17, 2017 11:29 AM (8rNrN)
Whaling is banned in most countries ace.
Posted by: buzzion at February 17, 2017 11:34 AM (z/Ubi)
And so is clubbing baby seals, but that doesn't stop PDT from aiming for the fence against the MSM.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 17, 2017 11:37 AM (jxbfJ)
i'm cutting down on pron again. trying to waste less time.
that way I can spend productive time posting important posts like this one
Posted by: ace at February 17, 2017 11:37 AM (8rNrN)
My experience here in NE Ohio is that many are simply beating Gander Mtn on price point. Gander Mtn seems to price new firearms at $100 above market price on new firearms and $200+ on used handguns. They make a huge margin on buy and reselling used firearms.
Similarly, local or regional gun stores and outfitters undercut Gander on reloading supplies and ammunition.
I've not compared local archery shop prices.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at February 17, 2017 11:38 AM (di1hb)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 17, 2017 11:38 AM (OuELg)
Posted by: garrett quotes willow at February 17, 2017 11:38 AM (p+Qx5)
Posted by: SarahW at February 17, 2017 11:38 AM (Sp1NT)
Posted by: Chupacabra at February 17, 2017 11:38 AM (dSa5I)
I don't know. A Derrick doesn't sound like a name that would give the best sex.
Sheldon. It's a lock.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 17, 2017 11:38 AM (v1g1+)
Posted by: ace at February 17, 2017 11:37 AM (8rNrN)
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You're up relatively early. Are you sleeping better?
Posted by: bluebell at February 17, 2017 11:38 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: ace at February 17, 2017 11:39 AM (8rNrN)
I should have said easier as in more plentiful.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 17, 2017 11:39 AM (34alA)
Posted by: ace at February 17, 2017 11:39 AM (8rNrN)
Posted by: steevy at February 17, 2017 11:39 AM (r/0kC)
curls and silk...........and wretchedness and despair.
Posted by: Mitch & Murray at February 17, 2017 11:39 AM (ihtYN)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at February 17, 2017 11:39 AM (nQHw/)
Yeah, I never got that "want to be on TV so bad I'll publicly humiliate myself" thing.
Sure, it was generally set up as a "surprise", but come on. When your girlfriend asks you to go on Jerry Springer because she has a "surprise" for you, you know it's not going to be anything good. The best procedure at that stage is to just pack your shit and walk out the door.
Posted by: The Editorial Board of National Geographic (Classic Edition) at February 17, 2017 11:39 AM (YjW8V)
If you're looking for leaks, what better way than to put something so ripe and juicy and tempting as Military Force and Martial Law out there?
my thoughts exactly. it's such an old trick, but of course the idiots fell for it.
Posted by: ace at February 17, 2017 11:40 AM (8rNrN)
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Took me a while to figure out the name. I was thinking Lion King bad guy at first. Obviously, this whole subject is waaaay over my poor dumb head.
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 17, 2017 11:40 AM (MIKMs)
(Presserdamerung?)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at February 17, 2017 11:40 AM (9krrF)
I blame Moby Dick, There she blows.
Posted by: Ok at February 17, 2017 11:37 AM (K2SnJ)
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*immediately goes into giant rant about how that book is amazing...rethinks...deletes*
Instead, I shall link to this:
http://tinyurl.com/j9me9xe
It's a trailer I made for the 50s Moby Dick movie with Gregory Peck, because all of the trailers for the movie sucked and I felt like I could do better.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 17, 2017 11:40 AM (vur0q)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2017 11:40 AM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 17, 2017 11:40 AM (S2VsH)
The end result of that logic would be to only date women from the local developmentally-disabled facility.
Or the local DNC chapter.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 17, 2017 11:40 AM (X6fMO)
No hammer drilling!
Posted by: garrett quotes willow at February 17, 2017 11:38 AM (p+Qx5)
More like fracking, in this case.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 17, 2017 11:40 AM (CPk08)
******
Don't call me Ishmael.
Everybody calls me Psycho.
Any of you homos touch my stuff, I'll kill you.
Any of you homos touch me, I'll kill you.
Anybody calls me "Ishmael", I'll kill 'em.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2017 11:41 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: bluebell at February 17, 2017 11:38 AM (sBOL1)
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No.
He was up already with somebody else earlier.
And you can call him "Ishmael"?
Posted by: fixerupper at February 17, 2017 11:41 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 17, 2017 11:41 AM (OuELg)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at February 17, 2017 11:41 AM (gLuy1)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at February 17, 2017 11:42 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2017 11:41 AM (wPiJc)
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Think Ishmeal is an apt moniker.
His nemesis is the moby dick.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 17, 2017 11:42 AM (8XRCm)
Tastes differ, but yeah, she does nothing for me. She's not ugly, certainly, just sort of "meh".
I don't get Katy Perry, either. To me, she looks like some kind of creepy mannequin that's come to life.
Posted by: The Editorial Board of National Geographic (Classic Edition) at February 17, 2017 11:42 AM (YjW8V)
Posted by: garrett at February 17, 2017 11:42 AM (p+Qx5)
I mean, lots of "can you believe?" links must be coming in.
ace also correctly identified this as bullshit.
I think it should be paired with the National Guard thing.
Posted by: blaster at February 17, 2017 11:42 AM (tewYv)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 17, 2017 11:42 AM (8rNrN)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 17, 2017 11:43 AM (OuELg)
Posted by: Chupacabra at February 17, 2017 11:43 AM (dSa5I)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at February 17, 2017 11:41 AM (gLuy1)
OK, I take back what I said about ANY woman being able to get laid. There are rare exceptions.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 17, 2017 11:43 AM (CPk08)
Getting her on my table and wrapping her with plastic. That would be the challenge.
Posted by: Dexter Zod Morgan at February 17, 2017 11:43 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 17, 2017 11:43 AM (v1g1+)
Posted by: IP at February 17, 2017 11:37 AM (2vWLN)
I hadn't thought about this, but you could be right. There's a name for this, but I don't know what it is, where an organization selectively tells some of its people "confidential" information, and then see if it gets leaked, so they can track down the source.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 17, 2017 11:43 AM (fklV+)
Posted by: Chupacabra at February 17, 2017 11:43 AM
oh yeah. dating dumb is miserable.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2017 11:44 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 17, 2017 11:40 AM (S2VsH)
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How many men look at this guy and think, "Yeah, that's the kind of life I want."?
I can't imagine that the emasculation of men is going to be a culture wide thing. Too many men like to be...you know...men.
Just like too many women like to be women.
I don't know. I think the effort's obviously making inroads, but I don't really believe it'll ever get to a large enough point where it's the preference of even a large minority.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 17, 2017 11:44 AM (vur0q)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 17, 2017 11:37 AM (jxbfJ)
Baby seals are cute. What he's doing is more like braining carp with a sledgehammer.
Posted by: buzzion at February 17, 2017 11:44 AM (z/Ubi)
The 16 bit operating system they bought from Seattle Computer was called QDOS for quick and dirty operating system, and was essentially a 16 bit clone of CP/M. CP/M was a far superior OS but we digress.
I designed Microsoft's first multi user computer - which allowed all of their programmers to work on big tasks together. Their BASIC compiler was written on that machine. It gave Microsoft a huge advantage over their competition since it had a shared hard drive and spooled printing - while everyone else was using single user computers with 8 inch floppy disks to do their programming.
Posted by: An Observation at February 17, 2017 11:44 AM (3FTc9)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2017 11:35 AM (cPsPa)*
I use the term generically, you know - man-mish.
Posted by: kallisto at February 17, 2017 11:44 AM (nNdYv)
You need that stuff they wrap boats in.
Posted by: garrett at February 17, 2017 11:44 AM (p+Qx5)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 17, 2017 11:44 AM (S2VsH)
Surprised they didn't call for a big march on Monday for 'Not My President Day'.
Posted by: Mathers at February 17, 2017 11:44 AM (3myMJ)
2. Put dick in carton of ice cream
3. Have Beatrice open carton of ice cream
4. President Clinton!11!
Posted by: Fritz at February 17, 2017 11:45 AM (2Mnv1)
It really is a strange new world.
Posted by: Weasel at February 17, 2017 11:45 AM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at February 17, 2017 11:45 AM (OuELg)
360 The left is really pushing the cuck lifestyle. This is hardly the
first article in a major publication promoting it. Surely we all
remember Paulo the wife slayer?
Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 17, 2017 11:40 AM (S2VsH)
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How many men look at this guy and think, "Yeah, that's the kind of life I want."?
I can't imagine that the emasculation of men is going to be a culture wide thing. Too many men like to be...you know...men.
Just like too many women like to be women.
I don't know. I think the effort's obviously making inroads, but I
don't really believe it'll ever get to a large enough point where it's
the preference of even a large minority.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 17, 2017 11:44 AM (vur0q)
Does this mean PajamaBoy from the ACA ads finally gets a break?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 17, 2017 11:45 AM (jxbfJ)
I refuse to click on it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2017 11:46 AM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Concerned National Guardsman at February 17, 2017 11:46 AM (97XyN)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 17, 2017 11:43 AM (fklV+)
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counterintelligence
Posted by: bluebell at February 17, 2017 11:46 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 17, 2017 11:37 AM (jxbfJ)
Baby seals shouldn't be out clubbing anyway.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2017 11:46 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2017 11:46 AM (wPiJc)
It's the UK, so I won't take credit for this one, but, yeah, the stories I could tell....
Posted by: Bud Light at February 17, 2017 11:46 AM (tewYv)
plus she's dumb, which makes her even hotter
Posted by: ace at February 17, 2017 11:39 AM (8rNrN)
Is that code for she does anal?
Posted by: Sam at February 17, 2017 11:46 AM (TC0h/)
I apologize if this obepservation has already been made - but this... this, woman.... found two guys that would sleep with her?
It really is a strange new world.
Posted by: Weasel at February 17, 2017 11:45 AM (Sfs6o)
A stiff xxxx has no conscience. Any port in the storm. They all get prettier at closing time. Pick one.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 17, 2017 11:46 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: JROD at February 17, 2017 11:46 AM (pHcr7)
I refuse to click on it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2017 11:46 AM (PY9jH)
So that's, like, one horse schlong?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2017 11:47 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 17, 2017 11:45 AM (jxbfJ)
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1) Let the Left embrace the unmanly who don't attract many women.
2) Wait a generation.
3) Profit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 17, 2017 11:47 AM (vur0q)
2. Chaos, riots, zombies
3. Food shortage
4. Mechanically separated Beatrice
5. Profit.
Posted by: Dexter Zod Morgan at February 17, 2017 11:47 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: leaker at February 17, 2017 11:47 AM (suO/a)
Posted by: Weasel at February 17, 2017 11:47 AM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: ace at February 17, 2017 11:39 AM (8rNrN)
She does seem quite dumb. I mean in the movies I've seen her in there really doesn't look like there's much intelligence behind the eyes. Though what she does have going for her is that she is capable of more than 2 expressions on her face. I still haven't figured out how Kristen Stewart has gotten roles outside of Twilight. Especially that Snow White movie where apparently she was supposed to be hotter than Charlize Theron.
Posted by: buzzion at February 17, 2017 11:47 AM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Max Power at February 17, 2017 11:47 AM (q177U)
I'll ask for one too. Some may have seen some mention in the past of the difficult last 6 months with my marriage and just what a mess it had become due to my concerns over a med my wife was on and my concerns over mental health (she filed for divorce without telling me in Nov...found out from my parents).
Well the plus is that after my saying I would make her med and mental health an issue in court she finally went to see a psychologist (hadn't in 20 years because her GP knew what she was doing) as a big fuck you I'm fine to me. The doctor diagnosed her day 1 with untreated adult ADHD and said that the medication she was on for the last 20 years was doing nothing for her.
I still think its at the start of a massively long journey for her with this Psy DR (ADHD is just the surface IMO) she finally found but at least she is being put on a medication that will help her control the neuro side...still not sure what this does for the marriage.
4 kids involved so any extra prayers would help.
Posted by: H Badger at February 17, 2017 11:47 AM (n/0Nw)
Much less work for you that way. Sorta the whole Huckleberry Finn thing.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 17, 2017 11:48 AM (MJQz7)
Look at what's happened to the Japanese. From samurai and the raging Banzai charges of WWII to shut-in otaku masturbating to cartoons in just a few short generations.
Hell, look at Scandis... they used to be friggin' Vikings. Now look at them.
Posted by: The Editorial Board of National Geographic (Classic Edition) at February 17, 2017 11:49 AM (YjW8V)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at February 17, 2017 11:49 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 17, 2017 11:43 AM (fklV+)
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counterintelligence
Posted by: bluebell at February 17, 2017 11:46 AM
you are thinking of the canary trap
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2017 11:49 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: H Badger at February 17, 2017 11:47 AM (n/0Nw)
Lawyer up NOW if you haven't already. I'm not kidding.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2017 11:49 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 17, 2017 11:49 AM (so+oy)
Posted by: Chupacabra at February 17, 2017 11:49 AM (dSa5I)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2017 11:49 AM (PY9jH)
Posted by: buzzion at February 17, 2017 11:08 AM (z/Ubi)
The Paolo's Fiat, it did not survive.
Posted by: Paolo at February 17, 2017 11:12 AM
I laughed way too hard at that.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2017 11:49 AM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: Ok at February 17, 2017 11:49 AM (K2SnJ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2017 11:46 AM (PY9jH)
A whole lot of ado about one horse cock.
Posted by: zombie Mr. Ed at February 17, 2017 11:49 AM (WDdjT)
Posted by: H Badger at February 17, 2017 11:47 AM (n/0Nw)
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Good luck, my good man.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 17, 2017 11:49 AM (vur0q)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)
He shoulda just put a dress on and used the 'ladies' room. Less risk.
Posted by: E Pluribus Juan at February 17, 2017 11:49 AM (ZFUt7)
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at February 17, 2017 11:50 AM (wwd4n)
Hell, look at Scandis... they used to be friggin' Vikings. Now look at them.
Posted by: The Editorial Board of National Geographic (Classic Edition) at February 17, 2017 11:49 AM (YjW8V)
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True. I just feel like there are cultural and geographical elements to America that will keep it down.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 17, 2017 11:50 AM (vur0q)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 17, 2017 11:50 AM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 17, 2017 11:40 AM (vur0q)
That's very good TJM, didn't know you did film editing.
Well, digital editing. Still a useful skill/talent.
Posted by: kallisto at February 17, 2017 11:50 AM (nNdYv)
Posted by: Lorenzo's llama at February 17, 2017 11:50 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: buzzion at February 17, 2017 11:47 AM (z/Ubi)
I think the only movie I've seen her in is Lost in Translation. She pulled off "bored and disillusioned" like a pro.
Respect for telling Oxfam to GFY over the Sodastream thing though.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2017 11:50 AM (8nWyX)
'You didn't tell me your aunts were coming to town.'
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 17, 2017 11:51 AM (MJQz7)
I make no bets on nature of dude's side, though.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at February 17, 2017 11:51 AM (9krrF)
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We wanted to rape her...but she kept saying YES
Posted by: Rotherham Muslims at February 17, 2017 11:51 AM (oGRue)
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at February 17, 2017 11:50 AM (wwd4n)
Major League: How's your wife and my kid?
Posted by: buzzion at February 17, 2017 11:51 AM (z/Ubi)
376. Zod, Zod, Zod! You take them out and have them dig a 'duck blind'. In a pumpkin patch. At night.
Much less work for you that way. Sorta the whole Huckleberry Finn thing. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan!
No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 17, 2017 11:48 AM
(MJQz7)
Zod Morgan's kill-room would be covered in plastic and framed photographs of all the buffets she'd murdered.
Posted by: Dexter Zod Morgan at February 17, 2017 11:51 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: H Badger at February 17, 2017 11:47 AM (n/0Nw)
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My goodness. Of course I will pray for you, your wife, and your kids. This must be so difficult for you - I'm glad your wife is finally getting the right help. I hope this is the start of better things.
Posted by: bluebell at February 17, 2017 11:51 AM (sBOL1)
Go to the link.
Print out story. Or save it in your phone.
Have a first date? Show it to them. Get their comments.
Only acceptable responses run along of the lines of:
"She's a whore."
and
"He's a pathetic beta male loser who will be raising another man's baby."
Any answers that include the word "tolerance" indicate you should not see that person ever again.
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 17, 2017 11:51 AM (J5mC3)
She's sort of plain pretty.
For more or less the straight up, un-enhanced ScarJo,
Check one of her early movies "Ghost World"
She plays the plain level headed friend of the prettier squirrely Lead
Posted by: Naturalfake at February 17, 2017 11:51 AM (+vxbn)
391 Good grief. Drudge has a link to a story about a woman smuggling 13 lbs. of horse genitals.
I refuse to click on it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2017 11:46 AM (PY9jH)
So you refer to it here In hopes that one of us does it? Oh, Jane, and here we thought you respected us!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 17, 2017 11:51 AM (v1g1+)
Posted by: GregV61 at February 17, 2017 11:51 AM (+5nuR)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 17, 2017 11:51 AM (2x9LM)
And has continued in that vein ever since.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at February 17, 2017 11:51 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 17, 2017 11:43 AM (fklV+)
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counterintelligence
Posted by: bluebell at February 17, 2017 11:46 AM (sBOL1)
No, it's something specific, like "canary trap" or something like that. I read it in a Tom Clancy novel, so it's got to be true.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 17, 2017 11:52 AM (fklV+)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 17, 2017 11:52 AM (sh70B)
Prayers, brother. I've had a little peripheral experience with that with someone close to me. It ain't easy, but sometimes the right meds and a whole lotta counseling can help.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2017 11:52 AM (p+Wdc)
and another important point - so fake
Posted by: runner at February 17, 2017 11:52 AM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 17, 2017 11:52 AM (JO0a2)
If your wife is seeing a good psychiatrist and gets on the right medication, you will see a big change in her personality. Brain chemistry is a very fragile thing.
I will keep your family in my prayers.
Posted by: kallisto at February 17, 2017 11:53 AM (nNdYv)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 17, 2017 11:53 AM (S2VsH)
I refuse to click on it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2017 11:46 AM (PY9jH)
So you refer to it here In hopes that one of us does it? Oh, Jane, and here we thought you respected us!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 17, 2017 11:51 AM (v1g1+)============================
I can always count on a 'ron to click on anything involving genitalia, be it human or animal.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2017 11:53 AM (PY9jH)
Posted by: The Pedestal at February 17, 2017 11:53 AM (p+Qx5)
As Columbia studio prexy Harry Cohn said to first-day-on-the-lot starlet Lucille Ball, "Suck it, bitch!"
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 17, 2017 11:53 AM (X6fMO)
That's the thing she is pro at. Black Widow. Lucy. Seems like a perfect choice for Ghost in the Shell.
Posted by: blaster at February 17, 2017 11:53 AM (tewYv)
Well, digital editing. Still a useful skill/talent.
Posted by: kallisto at February 17, 2017 11:50 AM (nNdYv)
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I played with movie making in college. It went nowhere.
I've always kind of wanted to work in movies, but the reality of the industry prevent me from even attempting (I do value the worth of my soul, for one).
Every once in a while I get it in my head to do something like that. I might do another one for Moby Dick. I have a piece of music I would want to build the trailer around (Dvorak's Serenade for Strings with some edits), but not quite the inclination to actually set my desktop up again.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 17, 2017 11:53 AM (vur0q)
Posted by: Ok at February 17, 2017 11:53 AM (K2SnJ)
And has continued in that vein ever since.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at February 17, 2017 11:51 AM (9krrF)
[ Rainier Wolfcastle ] Dat's da joke [ /Rainier Wolfcastle]
Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2017 11:53 AM (8nWyX)
Posted by: troyrizer at February 17, 2017 11:53 AM (97XyN)
Posted by: IC at February 17, 2017 11:32 AM (a0IVu)
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Prayers for health, mercy and grace, IC.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 17, 2017 11:54 AM (nQ10o)
What would be harder, swallowing them or passing them?
Posted by: garrett at February 17, 2017 11:54 AM (p+Qx5)
Might as well have titled this "and that's why you got Trump, a continuing series"
Posted by: Jollyroger at February 17, 2017 11:54 AM (t06LC)
I refuse to click on it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2017 11:46 AM (PY9jH)
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Ha-a-a-a-a-ay honey.
Come sit in my saddle and Ill show you 13 lbs.
Posted by: Mr Ed at February 17, 2017 11:54 AM (8XRCm)
Real men doing real men stuff complete with Staffelbar.
https://youtu.be/OraWcmsSe6Y
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks. Laugh at a joke, get another joke free! at February 17, 2017 11:49 AM (Nwg0u)
That entire video was in Austrian, could understand a word of it.
Posted by: Blackfoot Barry, dog eater at February 17, 2017 11:54 AM (TC0h/)
I wouldn't wish this on anyone. Her family knows there's a problem and if we can get her to a point where she'll stop and listen (the drug should start settling her brainn almost immediately) and maybe trust that I'm not trying to take away the kids she can get the true help she needs...a lot of trauma in her life before me.
I would say that those that are looking for an alternative to GAINZZ it may not be real healthy and probably even risky that you instead just have you're life fall apart around you in a high speed crash for a number of months.
Went from 207 to 183 in a couple of months...I guess the plus of that is my hereditary back problems went away with the loss of weight
Posted by: H Badger at February 17, 2017 11:54 AM (n/0Nw)
The Hal-Life on pussy isn't very long.
Posted by: garrett at February 17, 2017 11:55 AM (p+Qx5)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 17, 2017 11:55 AM (cJDvr)
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Mrs. Kerry is a very lucky woman
Posted by: Rotherham Muslims at February 17, 2017 11:55 AM (oGRue)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 17, 2017 11:55 AM (VdICR)
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Oh.
Now we now why Ace is up at 11.
He was up earlier with somebody else.
Apropos.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 17, 2017 11:09 AM (8XRCm)
So Ace is cheating on us?
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at February 17, 2017 11:55 AM (nQ10o)
Posted by: JoeF. at February 17, 2017 11:55 AM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
I was the poor sucker this time. And before it even got brought up here, even!
...slow morning, what can I say...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at February 17, 2017 11:55 AM (9krrF)
Obviously I have no way of knowing for certain - buttsex, top and bottom, plays a role in his decision.
She likes living on 2 incomes and all of the carbs it can provide her.
Posted by: The Old Doormat at February 17, 2017 11:56 AM (u/p7K)
Theron destroyed her looks for the "Monster" role. Hasn't recovered.
Posted by: Ok at February 17, 2017 11:53 AM (K2SnJ)
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Well...it was all makeup. You could just be thinking of her getting older.
I still think she looks good, especially in the Snow White movie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 17, 2017 11:56 AM (vur0q)
Posted by: The Editorial Board of National Geographic (Classic Edition) at February 17, 2017 11:49 AM (YjW8V)
Well, I think we kind of helped that process along by killing a f*ck ton of the Japanese alpha males during WWII. That will have an effect.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 17, 2017 11:56 AM (fklV+)
I think that everyone is ignoring one important point. She may be an
exceptional cook, a wizard in the kitchen. This is England after all...
Then she's never seen a dentist?
A wizard in the kitchen? And apparently gifted in other areas too? Like skillfully rolling out of bed w/o waking up her partner? That's talent right there - especially with that mass.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 17, 2017 11:56 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 17, 2017 11:56 AM (Om16U)
Posted by: troyrizer at February 17, 2017 11:53 AM (97XyN)
I think she's attractive. She's gone through so many iterations, as it were. I'm surprised the guys here don't appreciate Ginger ScarJo.
Posted by: kallisto at February 17, 2017 11:57 AM (nNdYv)
Posted by: Mr Ed at February 17, 2017 11:57 AM (8XRCm)
I disagree. For the truly beautiful , it lasts.
For the merely "hot", you're right
Posted by: JoeF. at February 17, 2017 11:57 AM (7uYFy)
That's the thing she is pro at. Black Widow. Lucy. Seems like a perfect choice for Ghost in the Shell.
Posted by: blaster at February 17, 2017 11:53 AM (tewYv)
She looked hot in The Island...
Posted by: Jollyroger at February 17, 2017 11:57 AM (t06LC)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 17, 2017 11:58 AM (oGRue)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 17, 2017 11:52 AM (fklV+)
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Ah. I've never read Tom Clancy, and looking up the term, looks like he invented it, although the concept was around before. I would call it a type of CI, but definitely a very specific type.
Posted by: bluebell at February 17, 2017 11:58 AM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Lord Sir x at February 17, 2017 11:58 AM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Biergood at February 17, 2017 11:58 AM (v8Lx/)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 17, 2017 11:58 AM (8ZskC)
Posted by: The Editorial Board of National Geographic (Classic Edition) at February 17, 2017 11:49 AM (YjW8V)
Why do you have to AOSHQ lifestyle shame bro?
Posted by: Jollyroger at February 17, 2017 11:58 AM (t06LC)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 17, 2017 11:58 AM (YsaNw)
Posted by: H Badger
Ah yes, the "All Hell Breaks Loose" plan. Similar to how my best bud's perforated intestine and associated chaos put him from "a few extra pounds" to "looking kinda skeletal" over a period of about 90 days. (He's recovered since, but it scared the crap outta lots of folks...)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at February 17, 2017 11:59 AM (9krrF)
A.
Stupid.
Time.
To.
Be.
Alive.
(Thank you, John Ekdahl, for giving us this wonderful phrase.)
Posted by: Idiot Bob at February 17, 2017 11:59 AM (TmefP)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 17, 2017 11:59 AM (oGRue)
Posted by: Drew in MO at February 17, 2017 11:59 AM (cGlgB)
And Obama is the buyer!
Posted by: Ian S. at February 17, 2017 11:59 AM (3J/LN)
Posted by: grizzledcoastie at February 17, 2017 11:59 AM (GV08/)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
If you were rolling her back in the water after she beached herself, yeah...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at February 17, 2017 11:59 AM (9krrF)
Maybe she just makes.his rockin world go round.
Posted by: Lord Sir x at February 17, 2017 11:58 AM (nFwvY)
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ISWYDT
Posted by: Freddy Mercury at February 17, 2017 12:00 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: blaster at February 17, 2017 11:53 AM (tewYv)
She looked hot in The Island...
Posted by: Jollyroger at February 17, 2017 11:57 AM (t06LC)
I don't think she's ever looked better than she did in The Island. Which was an excellent and underrated movie.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2017 12:00 PM (0mRoj)
I can always count on a 'ron to click on anything involving genitalia, be it human or animal.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2017 11:53 AM (PY9jH)
43 pounds total. 13 pounds genitals.
Smuggled in juice boxes.
Ma.....my Hi-C tastes weird!
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 17, 2017 12:00 PM (2x9LM)
https://youtu.be/7QPMvj_xejg
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 17, 2017 11:55 AM (VdICR)
Thank you for posting this. LaFontaine is a funny guy.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at February 17, 2017 12:00 PM (fklV+)
I make no bets on nature of dude's side, though.
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He's got two girls on the side.
Little Debbie and Sara Lee.
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 17, 2017 12:00 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at February 17, 2017 12:01 PM (8ZskC)
He needs to get her one of those roto-rooter machines with the Giant
Mister Dong option, and then she wouldn't have to run around like that. Posted by: Tom Servo at February 17, 2017 11:58 AM (YsaNw)
And naturally post video on one of the classier internet amateur home movie sites with a provocative title. Something catchy.
Posted by: General Zod at February 17, 2017 12:01 PM (Bdeb0)
I can always count on a 'ron to click on anything involving genitalia, be it human or animal.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2017 11:53 AM (PY9jH)
43 pounds total. 13 pounds genitals.
Smuggled in juice boxes.
Ma.....my Hi-C tastes weird!
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 17, 2017 12:00 PM (2x9LM)
"This tastes like ass!"
"No but you're close"
Posted by: buzzion at February 17, 2017 12:01 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: bluebell at February 17, 2017 11:58 AM
well, calling it counterintelligence is more than a little overbroad.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2017 12:01 PM (cPsPa)
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margarineface?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 17, 2017 11:59 AM (oGRue)
Parkayface
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2017 12:01 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: bluebell at February 17, 2017 12:02 PM (sBOL1)
Posted by: Afroman at February 17, 2017 12:03 PM (NCDn0)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2017 12:00 PM (0mRoj)
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The Island is the reason I give Michael Bay a fair level of respect.
The first half is a surprisingly restrained paranoia driven little thriller before descending into chaos in the second half.
Michael Bay doesn't care about the quality of his scripts, but he's surprisingly good with actors and films the shit out of whatever he needs to.
If he could focus on picking better scripts, he'd get a whole lot more respect.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 17, 2017 12:03 PM (vur0q)
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I dated a really dumb girl once. It wasn't at all as fun as you'd think.
*****
While we joke about stuff like this, in the real world I have noticed (in our clinics) a noticeable up-tick in functionally retarded women having babies. Usually they come to the clinic either with some goofy sperm donor with neck tattoos and his nose in an i-Phone, or with the grandmother of the baby who is the "responsible party". Some of them are really, really depressing.
I think families used to shelter low-functioning girls from society and the attentions of predatory males. Now it seems like we not only encourage "independent functioning" and mainstreaming. Get your own apartment. Have a social life. A baby will love you unconditionally. But guess who picks up the tab for their welfare and health care?
How far off the rails are we, as a society and as individuals?
Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2017 12:03 PM (wPiJc)
>>482
He needs to get her one of those roto-rooter machines with the Giant
Mister Dong option, and then she wouldn't have to run around like
that. Posted by: Tom Servo at February 17, 2017 11:58 AM (YsaNw)
And naturally post video on one of the classier internet amateur home movie sites with a provocative title. Something catchy.
Posted by: General Zod at February 17, 2017 12:01 PM (Bdeb0)
Provacative titles:
Some ting DongOui - too lowBing BANG Too SoonHo She Suk
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 17, 2017 12:04 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Afroman at February 17, 2017 12:03 PM (NCDn0)
Easier if you quarter her first.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2017 12:04 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: General Zod at February 17, 2017 12:04 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: grammie winger at February 17, 2017 12:04 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at February 17, 2017 12:05 PM (wwd4n)
This is bad though. Sterilization would take care of a lot of these dead enders.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 17, 2017 12:05 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: grammie winger at February 17, 2017 12:04 PM (bpfzP)
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I guess some of us pissed off Ace.
No content for us!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 17, 2017 12:05 PM (vur0q)
Amateur BBW Wife Sawzall Dong Gibberish--Donut For Bait!
Posted by: General Zod at February 17, 2017 12:05 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: grammie winger at February 17, 2017 12:04 PM (bpfzP)
Ace has probably gone fishin.
Posted by: Buzzion at February 17, 2017 12:05 PM (apUUe)
He's got two girls on the side.
Little Debbie and Sara Lee.
******
I saw him at a Starbucks on the far side of town with Aunt Jemima. They looked like more than friends, IYKWIMAITYD
Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2017 12:06 PM (wPiJc)
The first half is a surprisingly restrained paranoia driven little thriller before descending into chaos in the second half.
Michael Bay doesn't care about the quality of his scripts, but he's surprisingly good with actors and films the shit out of whatever he needs to.
If he could focus on picking better scripts, he'd get a whole lot more respect.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 17, 2017 12:03 PM (vur0q)
The weird thing is The Island is a total rip off of Kronos a shitty 70s B movie I saw on MST3K
Posted by: Jollyroger at February 17, 2017 12:06 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: grammie winger at February 17, 2017 12:04 PM (bpfzP)
Limey cuckolds with fat girlfriends isn't a good enough story for you? Sheesh. There's no pleasing some people.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2017 12:06 PM (0mRoj)
https://twitter.com/votermom/status/832638597194928128
I see @AP is vying for @CNN's #VeryFakeNews crown!
"Media media in the pool, who's the fakest of the fools?"
#CalmYerTits
Posted by: @votermom @vm at February 17, 2017 12:06 PM (Om16U)
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You could spatchcock her if you could find enough spatch. The cock side of the equation seems to be solved.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 17, 2017 12:07 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 17, 2017 12:07 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: ISIS at February 17, 2017 12:07 PM (Fmupd)
They WILL double down on fake news for four years, regardless of the damage it does.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 17, 2017 12:07 PM (S2VsH)
Posted by: the extremely deplorable and very racist, sexist, bigotted and homophobic james at February 17, 2017 12:07 PM (jxw6R)
Posted by: Gunnery Sergeant Zodman at February 17, 2017 12:07 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 17, 2017 12:07 PM (MJQz7)
I wonder if I should pop some popcorn? Decisions, decisions.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2017 12:07 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Original Jake at February 17, 2017 12:07 PM (VBsKP)
Posted by: Jollyroger at February 17, 2017 12:06 PM (t06LC)
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And Romeo and Juliet is a total ripoff of The Tragicall Historye of Romeus and Iuliet.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 17, 2017 12:08 PM (vur0q)
Posted by: grammie winger at February 17, 2017 12:04 PM (bpfzP)
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2nd look at the barrel?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 17, 2017 12:08 PM (oGRue)
What's this in her footlocker? WHAT IS THIS??!!
Posted by: Gunnery Sergeant Zodman at February 17, 2017 12:07 PM (Bdeb0)
You eat it. They are paying for it.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 17, 2017 12:08 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: iwuzhere at February 17, 2017 12:09 PM (GRNzr)
My guess is the guy is desperate for poon and can't stand being alone so he'll put up with whatever to keep it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 17, 2017 12:09 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 17, 2017 12:09 PM (MJQz7)
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at February 17, 2017 12:10 PM (oZ6kz)
I wonder if I should pop some popcorn? Decisions, decisions.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2017 12:07 PM (PY9jH)
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I'm at work with calls and things that need attention, plus I already have the man's autograph.
I do wonder if Sanford will be there. I think the Boeing plant is in the 1st district.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 17, 2017 12:10 PM (vur0q)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 17, 2017 12:08 PM (oGRue)
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All things considered, it might be a better option.
Posted by: grammie winger at February 17, 2017 12:10 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 17, 2017 12:10 PM (X6mKj)
Posted by: Shep Smit at February 17, 2017 12:10 PM (BLdUN)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA
"This tastes like ass!"
"No but you're close"
Posted by: buzzion
Are you saying...
: |
It might be ...
: | 8
Tainted?
8 |
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 17, 2017 12:11 PM (4YGWz)
Posted by: NCKate at February 17, 2017 12:11 PM (KWjLw)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 17, 2017 12:11 PM (B+qrE)
1. Fall in love with a woman who turns out to be a fucking whore;
2. ?????
3. PROFIT!!!!
*writes $4,000.00 monthly child support check to second ex-wife*
Posted by: Sharkman at February 17, 2017 12:11 PM (zKIA2)
Posted by: m at February 17, 2017 12:11 PM (3jGss)
Posted by: Buffalo Bill at February 17, 2017 12:11 PM (QtQaN)
Posted by: Fritz at February 17, 2017 12:11 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Him at February 17, 2017 12:11 PM (4ke74)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at February 17, 2017 12:11 PM (aZq03)
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the hand is underrated
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 17, 2017 12:12 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: Buffalo Bill at February 17, 2017 12:11 PM (QtQaN) "
There's no way she's only a Size 14, though.
Posted by: broseidon being a capitalist pigdog (yknow, working) at February 17, 2017 12:12 PM (oZ6kz)
Been there... done that...
Protect yourself first... because you can't help the kids, if you allow her to destroy you.
Because the sad truth is that once they start playing with brain chemistry, it WILL eventually get out of whack again... its an inherently unstable situation, because they are just masking symptoms.... not fixing problems.
There are just too many things which contribute to brain chemistry....
I had a recent experience where a Woman I dated for a year, got her meds screwed up because of menopause... and ended up in the psych ward because the interaction of the hormone change, with her existing medications, no longer worked...
Posted by: Don Q. at February 17, 2017 12:12 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: concrete girl at February 17, 2017 12:12 PM (lh00p)
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Oh, I don't.
In Europe, the alpha males were killed off in two world wars. There genes are gone.
So what do we have left? Pathetic beta males who will do anything for the opportunity to have sex.
Also... I didn't read the article, but does she tell her men on the side she's got Faux Tea Bag Renegade at home? Probably not. So as far as they know, she's available.
Like the town bicycle.
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 17, 2017 12:12 PM (J5mC3)
Posted by Ace at 11:00 AM Comments
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Interesting choice. There aren't many conservatives willing to display a cuckold as their avatar.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 17, 2017 12:12 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2017 12:12 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: garrett at February 17, 2017 12:13 PM (p+Qx5)
Posted by: Just the punchline at February 17, 2017 12:13 PM (QtQaN)
Who wouldn't want to throw away their self-respect for that hunka-hunka-burning-ham...?
Posted by: zipity at February 17, 2017 12:14 PM (yhnBU)
74% said no
Posted by: Sam at February 17, 2017 12:13 PM (ud9V6)
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"It's sad that a racist minority of workers would try to silence the plant as a whole."
-Machinist's Union Spokesperson, probably
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 17, 2017 12:14 PM (vur0q)
twinkies
eclairs
oreo doublestuffed
and you'd be putty in her meaty mitts
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 17, 2017 12:14 PM (oGRue)
Lord.
And he wanted to keep that? He should have said, "Sure, babe. There's the door. You know how to use it."
(And I suspect she call herself a "makeup artist," but she's more like a cake taster. FOR HERSELF.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 17, 2017 12:14 PM (3N96f)
Careful, pilgrim--when you look into the Barrel, the Barrel looks into you.
Posted by: General Zod at February 17, 2017 12:14 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 17, 2017 12:15 PM (KP5rU)
twinkies
eclairs
oreo doublestuffed
and you'd be putty in her meaty mitts
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 17, 2017 12:14 PM (oGRue)
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I bet she has that awful cockney accent.
I love girls with accents, but that one just makes the speaker sound dumb.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 17, 2017 12:15 PM (vur0q)
Posted by: General Zod at February 17, 2017 12:15 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 17, 2017 12:15 PM (J5mC3)
or biscuitface?
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 17, 2017 12:16 PM (s7qwY)
Posted by: garrett at February 17, 2017 12:16 PM (p+Qx5)
Posted by: Beatrice Gibbs at February 17, 2017 12:16 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis
...yeah. Because that there NEVER goes to bad places...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at February 17, 2017 12:16 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: General Zod at February 17, 2017 12:16 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 17, 2017 12:16 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: garrett at February 17, 2017 12:16 PM (p+Qx5)
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And then he should have hit the gym for some GAINZZ!!!
And then started going after much hotter chicks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 17, 2017 12:16 PM (vur0q)
Posted by: Weasel at February 17, 2017 12:16 PM (Sfs6o)
Any questions, class?
Posted by: Brunette the 'Ette at February 17, 2017 12:16 PM (adsVM)
Posted by: Would you rather? at February 17, 2017 12:16 PM (QtQaN)
Posted by: H Badger at February 17, 2017 11:47 AM
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You got it, dude.
Posted by: Whatserface at February 17, 2017 12:17 PM (jVlNS)
Posted by: NCKate at February 17, 2017 12:17 PM (KWjLw)
Posted by: Rich Evans at February 17, 2017 12:17 PM (FqgrG)
Posted by: garrett
I tried to shove the City of Baltimore in the Barrel, remember?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at February 17, 2017 12:17 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Rich Evans at February 17, 2017 12:17 PM (FqgrG)
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I want them to put out content every day.
Is that really so much to ask?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 17, 2017 12:17 PM (vur0q)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 17, 2017 12:17 PM (2x9LM)
Posted by: trigglypuff at February 17, 2017 12:18 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Glory to Kekistan! No Longer Accepting Harem Applicants at February 17, 2017 12:18 PM (MJQz7)
From Wikipedia on Nora Ephron
"In 1976, she married journalist Carl Bernstein of Watergate fame. In 1979, Ephron had a toddler son, Jacob, and was pregnant with her second son Max when she discovered Bernstein's affair with their mutual friend,[6] married British politician Margaret Jay. Ephron was inspired by this to write the 1983 novel Heartburn,[7] which was then made into a 1986 Mike Nichols film starring Jack Nicholson and Meryl Streep. In the book, Ephron wrote of a husband named Mark, who was "capable of having sex with a Venetian blind."
You will note that is was that same toddler son, Jacob Bernstein, of the NYT who slandered Melania Trump and was scolded by the editors of the "failing New York Times".
Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at February 17, 2017 12:18 PM (EMi53)
Posted by: runner at February 17, 2017 12:18 PM (c6/9Q)
really small boobehs for somebody so weight blessed.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 17, 2017 12:16 PM (KP5rU)
Good things come in small packages. Wait, looks at her again. <types....deletes>
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 17, 2017 12:18 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 17, 2017 12:19 PM (S2VsH)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at February 17, 2017 12:19 PM (nQHw/)
Posted by: Hank Johnson at February 17, 2017 12:19 PM (oGRue)
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I'd say 24
Posted by: shibumi, a rational single white female and kitteh servant at February 17, 2017 12:15 PM (J5mC3)
Looks like I'll finish ahead of schedule.
Posted by: Jame Gumb at February 17, 2017 12:19 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at February 17, 2017 12:19 PM (FqgrG)
Posted by: hILLRY o O at February 17, 2017 12:20 PM (HgMAr)
She's still going to have to own it...even after the preliminary diagnosis she took no interest in learning more about ADHD or the drug she'll be on so far.
I'm going to let the new med kick in (supposed to very quick) and then we'll talk...we both really need to find out if this is a journey she even wants to start, whether we both do it together, or whether I end up helping from nearby in a different place.
Basically if she really wants to get better she herself needs to want to do it...no more pushing for answers by me unless (I mean that in a non angry way) its requested.
Posted by: H Badger at February 17, 2017 12:20 PM (n/0Nw)
"Some girl ate Monica!"
(-- Joey's reaction to seeing Monica on videotape in her fat days, on Friends)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 17, 2017 12:20 PM (3N96f)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 17, 2017 12:20 PM (KP5rU)
Not the stupid slut shaming, though.
Or, honestly, the UK shaming, because damn people, y'all are screwed.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at February 17, 2017 12:20 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at February 17, 2017 12:20 PM (s7qwY)
Posted by: MachiasPrivateer
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So. Does Jacob have Mommy issues, or Daddy issues?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2017 12:20 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: wth at February 17, 2017 12:21 PM (HgMAr)
Nice calves. I'd hit it.
Posted by: hILLRY o O at February 17, 2017 12:20 PM (HgMAr)
Does she like cigars?
Posted by: Bill Jefferson Clinton at February 17, 2017 12:21 PM (jxbfJ)
Maybe a bit too wordy. I'll work on it.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 17, 2017 12:21 PM (kTF2Z)
Worse...
We are disheartened they will have to continue to work under a system that suppresses wages, fosters inconsistency, and awards only a chosen few," the machinists' organizer, Mike Evan, said of workers at the plant.
"Chosen few" = 74%
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 17, 2017 12:21 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: Hilary - WWNBPOTUS at February 17, 2017 12:21 PM (oGRue)
Although, there is no reason to believe any of this. The land whale is getting ploughed by strangers while this sad unmale creature abides, the Maine was sunk by the Spaniards, Bat Boy lives. Feh.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 17, 2017 12:22 PM (8R3NA)
Worse...
We are disheartened they will have to continue to work under a system that suppresses wages, fosters inconsistency, and awards only a chosen few," the machinists' organizer, Mike Evan, said of workers at the plant.
"Chosen few" = 74%
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 17, 2017 12:21 PM (B+qrE)
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I knew it was something like that.
Hey, did you hear that our chocolate rations got increased from 30 grams to 25?
I'm excited.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 17, 2017 12:22 PM (vur0q)
I like his face. He looks like he's doing Lorenza Lamas in "Renegade."
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If Chuck Todd was in his late 20s and English, he'd look just like that guy.
Posted by: mrp at February 17, 2017 12:22 PM (JBggj)
*******
The Sun Profiles British Obama - a limerick
Our hero knew right from the start
He and Beatrice never would part
He thought she was "the One"
'Til she blocked out The Sun
A total eclipse of the heart.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2017 12:23 PM (wPiJc)
So you're saying Bernstein knows from whores, huh?
Posted by: blaster at February 17, 2017 12:24 PM (tewYv)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2017 12:25 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Pussy Galore at February 17, 2017 12:27 PM (2zIj5)
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margarineface?
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I can't believe it's not Butterface
Posted by: EVLINC! at February 17, 2017 12:40 PM (y3aQB)
Did I get that right?
Posted by: Shiggz at February 17, 2017 12:43 PM (X8Fea)
Sounds very difficult. Will pray for you and your family.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2017 12:47 PM (fDdVG)
Posted by: IP at February 17, 2017 11:16 AM (2vWLN)
Oh, that was a good one! I checked your nic, expecting you to be muldoon.
Posted by: m at February 17, 2017 12:56 PM (3jGss)
Posted by: The British Malik at February 17, 2017 12:59 PM (wx6iv)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2017 01:01 PM (fDdVG)
The combination of all that entails, from the blazing ignorance to the swapping of bodily fluids with the master tool pretty much makes her un-hittable.
Unless I actually had a chance to hit it, of course...
Posted by: Keith at February 17, 2017 01:06 PM (USf3s)
Posted by: H Badger at February 17, 2017 12:20 PM (n/0Nw)
That approach applies with pretty much any health situation except mental illness. The one terribly frustrating - and sometimes life-threatening - hallmark of mental illness is that the sufferer refuses to believe they are sick and need treatment.
The most important thing is that you now have her affliction documented. Persons sick with mental illness often refuse to take their meds as prescribed.
If she relapses due to noncompliance, the task will fall on you to insure she doesn't get custody of the children.
We're hoping and praying for the best, of course. However there is a trajectory that applies in these cases and I sincerely hope that your wife doesn't follow the template. I guess that is a long-winded way of me saying that you may need to continue to prompt her to comply with treatment even when she is challenging you.
It's not easy. I went through it with a loved one. I almost gave up on him. Thank God I didn't.
Posted by: kallisto at February 17, 2017 01:12 PM (nNdYv)
Posted by: grammie winger at February 17, 2017 12:04 PM (bpfzP)
Ace has probably gone fishin.
Posted by: Buzzion at February 17, 2017 12:05 PM (apUUe)
Plates ain't gonna lift themselves.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at February 17, 2017 01:28 PM (FtrY1)
Posted by: Trimegistus at February 17, 2017 01:36 PM (wokl9)
Posted by: Trimegistus at February 17, 2017 01:37 PM (wokl9)
Posted by: Ashley Juddhead at February 17, 2017 01:41 PM (SJ184)
Posted by: Ashley Juddhead at February 17, 2017 01:44 PM (SJ184)
Posted by: 1921 C DRUM at February 17, 2017 01:52 PM (zwsnd)
It's weird. British men basically go one of two ways. Either they end up like this guy, or they go hyper-masculine. You can tell right away, because a man in the second lot usually has giant biceps.
Posted by: Ace's liver at February 17, 2017 02:39 PM (Xuv2G)
I found out she banged her old high school boyfriend because "she was drunk and lonely" because I was, well, serving my country and learning how to fly. She said they just cuddled on the couch, but she felt "guilty" and had to tell me. Right...
I dumped her immediately. She begged me to take her back, because I was the man for her and that she'd never do that again. I told her she'd have to pay a penance to get me back. She'd have to go to the strip club down in Pensacola and watch this former co-worker of hers (very hot) that had a crush on me give me a lap dance. Everything goes well and her stripping former co-worker ends up going home with us to my cheating girlfriend's apartment. We have a very tasty threesome.
I dumped the girlfriend the next day. The other student pilots didn't believe my story until I showed them the early 1980s equivalent of the iPhone camera: Polaroids. I took several, shall we say, lurid Polaroid shots of the menage a trois.
Two days after that, I renewed ties with a girl I knew from high school and 35 years of wedded bliss later, I have no regrets.
The moral of the story is don't be a cuck. Reassert your manhood. If a guy or girl cheats on them, dump them. Find someone who doesn't cheat.
Posted by: grizzledcoastie at February 17, 2017 04:24 PM (GV08/)
Posted by: Bob at February 17, 2017 04:39 PM (fVGlW)
Posted by: Strelnikov at February 17, 2017 05:30 PM (fi5nC)
Posted by: soulpile at February 17, 2017 06:21 PM (73HcQ)
Posted by: Darth Randall at February 17, 2017 07:08 PM (6n332)
See, I got a girlfriend who I allow to share with other men. She insisted it can't be just us. She also says she needs me to give her money. I don't mind giving in on this stuff, you know she is so sweet and hotter than the sun, smoother than a fresh jar skippy (ask bruno mars). So I give her some. She wants it in cash and about $300 for an hour of her time. Not a problem, she's so busy with these other 'friends' of hers, none of them mean as much to her as I do, so she says. In fact, she is so busy all we do when we get together in the motel room that changes each week is ... Oh, wait, that's not a girlfriend, that's a ...
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